Player Info

User: Virtual
Class: Oz
Admin?: No
Level: 81
Next level: 67 days, 11:21:37
Status: Offline
Host: Virtual!Virtual@2604:180:1::135e:5d45
Account Created: Tue Dec 3 04:10:25 2013
Last login: Thu Feb 28 13:04:21 2019
Total time idled: 1224 days, 17:17:32
Current position: [40,42]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 133 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 50
charm: 39
gloves: 36
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 35
ring: 54
shield: 41
tunic: 123 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 55

sum: 638

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 1 day, 06:17:08
nick: 62 days, 01:20:07
part: 54 days, 18:18:28
quest: 461 days, 22:47:12
quit: 186 days, 05:46:42

total: 766 days, 06:29:37

Character Modifiers

[12/03/13 06:01:05] Virtual [5/10] has challenged Lightstalker [29/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/03/13 06:41:30] Virtual [13/22] has challenged Iuz [475/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/03/13 07:07:49] Virtual [23/25] has challenged Gerdesas [199/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/03/13 13:52:31] Virtual [92/97] has challenged nb_ff [331/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/03/13 15:14:23] Virtual, Wayneoween, and Simie [853/1423] have team battled noother, ruan, and Mustek [712/1826] and won! 0 days, 00:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/13 17:03:12] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:09 towards level 25.
[12/10/13 15:01:11] Virtual [86/222] has challenged Odd [243/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/10/13 16:45:25] Virtual stole charitwo's level 51 charm while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 22 charm behind, which charitwo then takes.
[12/10/13 20:16:21] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:33 towards level 26.
[12/10/13 22:10:00] Virtual [47/248] has challenged ryushe [491/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/11/13 02:32:38] Virtual [33/248] has come upon AngryParsley [547/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:25 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/11/13 03:44:04] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:24 towards level 27.
[12/11/13 07:01:49] Virtual [155/256] has challenged ajhgfa [148/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/11/13 15:27:50] Virtual [190/256] has challenged skasturi [277/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/11/13 20:15:53] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:21 towards level 29.
[12/12/13 02:12:56] Virtual [92/264] has challenged D4CH_RPi [122/571] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/12/13 07:50:10] Iuz [623/942] has challenged Virtual [248/264] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:49 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[12/12/13 11:18:19] DarkGhost [262/545] has challenged Virtual [204/264] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from DarkGhost's clock.
[12/12/13 15:24:49] Virtual [214/282] has challenged vim [21/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/12/13 15:24:49] Virtual has dealt vim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:49:41 is added to vim's clock.
[12/12/13 18:00:56] Virtual stole pants's level 45 weapon while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 35 weapon behind, which pants then takes.
[12/13/13 04:21:37] Virtual [158/291] has challenged aarontc [337/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/13/13 14:00:52] Aut0Exec [85/283] has challenged Virtual [67/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Aut0Exec's clock.
[12/13/13 22:07:11] Virtual [285/291] has challenged DemosDemon [431/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/14/13 19:39:25] Virtual [55/291] has challenged Wayneoween [91/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/15/13 15:35:32] Jareeta [840/1032] has come upon Virtual [107/291] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:42:31 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[12/15/13 19:33:14] Virtual [259/291] has challenged nb_ff [47/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/15/13 19:33:14] Virtual has dealt nb_ff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:44:28 is added to nb_ff's clock.
[12/16/13 15:38:53] Virtual [239/291] has come upon rmbell.the.great [598/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:20 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/16/13 18:25:23] Virtual [86/291] has challenged vim [338/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/17/13 04:19:04] Boohbah [320/448] has challenged Virtual [86/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:31 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[12/18/13 02:34:46] Virtual [285/307] has challenged m0shbear [586/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/18/13 11:16:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 0 days, 01:27:13 toward level 37.
[12/19/13 10:07:05] Reaper [382/902] has come upon Virtual [262/307] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:25:49 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[12/20/13 05:01:59] Furry [102/508] has come upon Virtual [238/307] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:36:49 is added to Furry's clock.
[12/20/13 08:09:03] Virtual [88/307] has challenged maybeHere [418/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/21/13 10:02:51] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:20:50 is added to his clock.
[12/21/13 20:46:03] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:18:33 is added to his clock.
[12/22/13 04:48:26] Virtual [170/316] has challenged ajhgfa [278/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/22/13 21:40:03] Cameron_D [507/941] has come upon Virtual [171/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:49:43 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/23/13 03:24:34] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:19 towards level 39.
[12/24/13 05:56:58] Virtual [167/316] has challenged Satoshi [283/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/25/13 00:06:19] tmberg [561/893] has challenged Virtual [216/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:30:45 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/26/13 19:11:07] Virtual [99/316] has challenged robot [399/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/27/13 00:11:09] Virtual stole preflex's level 42 shield while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 11 shield behind, which preflex then takes.
[12/27/13 15:21:33] Ttech [1010/1163] has challenged Virtual [182/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:32 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/27/13 20:01:27] allo [59/820] has come upon Virtual [260/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:05:33 is added to allo's clock.
[12/28/13 00:40:12] h00k [475/885] has challenged Virtual [262/344] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:53:37 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/28/13 03:54:24] Reaper [34/902] has come upon Virtual [314/344] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:23:48 is added to Reaper's clock.
[12/29/13 15:47:48] Virtual [77/344] has challenged kenyon [235/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/30/13 00:53:51] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:49 towards level 42.
[12/31/13 01:30:25] SpamMage [336/665] has come upon Virtual [151/344] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:56:14 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[12/31/13 11:44:17] Sheudecai [267/438] has challenged Virtual [311/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:46 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[01/01/14 18:32:29] Virtual [90/363] has challenged sasaniak [665/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/02/14 00:39:40] Virtual left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Virtual's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/14 11:07:32] Grim [107/972] has challenged Virtual [206/359] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:48:22 is added to Grim's clock.
[01/04/14 22:49:20] idisjunction, Scar3cr0w, and Virtual [518/1333] have team battled rasputo, Xpktro, and Furry [874/1649] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/14 23:06:24] Virtual was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:35 from level 43.
[01/05/14 12:26:45] Meistarin, charitwo, and Bender [802/1387] have team battled Xpktro, Virtual, and naori [466/1586] and won! 0 days, 09:50:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/14 02:31:49] Virtual [322/376] has challenged iViLe [312/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/06/14 11:24:47] nitzer, rasputo, and Meetch_the_Bold [930/1725] have team battled LordFella, aarontc, and Virtual [1156/1624] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/14 19:20:38] brendan [188/871] has challenged Virtual [18/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/06/14 21:22:18] Cenhinen [133/763] has come upon Virtual [362/376] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:28:20 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[01/06/14 23:33:53] mthw [42/441] has come upon Virtual [296/376] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:03:33 is added to mthw's clock.
[01/07/14 07:32:58] Virtual, FrodoTheHobbit, Tenorman, and charitwo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/14 20:40:51] Virtual was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:57 from level 44.
[01/08/14 05:50:41] iViLe [469/493] has come upon Virtual [220/376] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:06:30 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[01/08/14 21:34:37] Virtual spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Virtual's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/09/14 02:45:56] Virtual [352/373] has challenged Grim [316/972] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/09/14 03:07:36] irix, Virtual, archlich, and kensington have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/14 05:46:54] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:50 from level 45.
[01/09/14 08:43:36] GeekySerperior [227/280] has challenged Virtual [205/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from GeekySerperior's clock.
[01/10/14 09:55:24] Meetch_the_Bold, Weedle, and MartinBlank [117/1633] have team battled Virtual, mmhh, and avocado [1783/1804] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/14 14:43:02] Kabaka [493/595] has challenged Virtual [180/373] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:08:25 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[01/11/14 08:05:18] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:49 towards level 45.
[01/11/14 19:44:08] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:35 towards level 45.
[01/12/14 03:54:26] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:03:39 is added to his clock.
[01/12/14 07:00:58] Virtual [338/373] has challenged ckinni [172/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:53 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/12/14 18:09:06] Virtual stole vegadark's level 449 weapon while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 40 weapon behind, which vegadark then takes.
[01/12/14 23:44:30] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:06 towards level 46.
[01/14/14 10:31:36] mnemon [373/545] has come upon Virtual [565/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:03 is added to mnemon's clock.
[01/15/14 15:16:22] Colty [402/466] has come upon Virtual [593/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:50 is added to Colty's clock.
[01/15/14 17:33:32] lolwut [45/567] has come upon Virtual [692/741] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:50:22 is added to lolwut's clock.
[01/16/14 12:16:35] kenyon, Virtual, and AxForest [474/2381] have team battled Darky, cups, and yond [792/1536] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/14 17:13:33] Hester [116/440] has challenged Virtual [353/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Hester's clock.
[01/17/14 14:06:54] Virtual [251/747] has challenged Ulrich [230/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/17/14 16:35:40] aucg, nb_ff, and CFSworks [631/1907] have team battled rmbell.the.great, Virtual, and allo [2206/2240] and lost! 0 days, 16:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/14 22:38:55] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:23 towards level 47.
[01/18/14 02:24:37] zbart [124/540] has challenged Virtual [114/747] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:13 is removed from zbart's clock.
[01/18/14 08:24:04] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:12:50 is added to his clock.
[01/18/14 10:29:10] Virtual [590/747] has challenged pfoley [187/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:11:30 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/18/14 11:16:44] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:48 towards level 47.
[01/18/14 21:35:26] Jr_Mime [0/4] has come upon Virtual [143/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:39 is added to Jr_Mime's clock.
[01/19/14 17:59:22] simple, Sheudecai, and Virtual [148/1559] have team battled Gundorf, jbroome, and mmhh [1356/1465] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/14 19:12:36] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:49 towards level 47.
[01/20/14 23:28:09] teiresias, XenGi, and Krenz [187/1406] have team battled aarontc, Fogel, and Virtual [768/1975] and lost! 0 days, 11:16:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/14 19:01:27] D4CH_RPi [251/577] has come upon Virtual [238/747] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:53:41 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[01/21/14 20:08:57] Virtual [64/747] has come upon m0shbear [301/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:39 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/21/14 20:18:50] Virtual stole yasdorian's level 108 amulet while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 18 amulet behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[01/22/14 10:48:52] Virtual [134/828] has challenged nikoJ [298/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/22/14 15:59:03] TheRub [29/87] has challenged Virtual [212/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to TheRub's clock.
[01/22/14 21:41:19] Barry [0/1] has challenged Virtual [615/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/23/14 01:07:29] Barry [3/39] has challenged Virtual [61/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/23/14 19:02:29] Fogel [97/662] has challenged Virtual [366/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:25:35 is added to Fogel's clock.
[01/25/14 06:24:51] gideonstar, BlastHardcheese, and Kinsmir [1622/1943] have team battled charitwo, Virtual, and Cameron_D [490/2272] and won! 0 days, 02:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/14 05:17:36] Virtual [501/828] has challenged elf [235/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:24 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/27/14 08:52:32] Meetch_the_Bold, Chenzw, and ajhgfa [70/1623] have team battled simple, Virtual, and Barry [755/1410] and lost! 0 days, 08:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 23:51:18] gamerx [201/329] has come upon Virtual [651/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:25 is added to gamerx's clock.
[01/28/14 06:30:07] Plasmastar [198/489] has come upon Virtual [98/828] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:33 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[01/29/14 07:20:55] Virtual EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:30 from level 48.
[01/29/14 20:41:05] Virtual [545/828] has come upon Sir_Lemming [167/322] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/30/14 08:16:26] Virtual [759/828] has challenged robot [213/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/30/14 13:43:52] Adar [55/192] has challenged Virtual [611/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Adar's clock.
[01/31/14 06:50:22] rasputo [225/739] has challenged Virtual [269/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:50 is added to rasputo's clock.
[01/31/14 23:18:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:45:20 from level 49.
[01/31/14 23:18:36] Virtual stole argus's level 65 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 53 pair of boots behind, which argus then takes.
[02/01/14 15:16:40] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:03:57 is added to his clock.
[02/02/14 02:26:35] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:17 towards level 49.
[02/02/14 13:56:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 4 days, 05:55:05 toward level 49.
[02/05/14 23:35:04] DarkGhost, nb_ff, and yasdorian [718/1947] have team battled Virtual, kork, and nikoJ [910/1766] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/14 01:32:03] blizgerg [151/864] has challenged Virtual [289/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:40:51 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/07/14 04:14:17] tmberg, lipek, and Virtual [1874/2452] have team battled pfoley, Dark-Fx, and fester [1579/1718] and won! 0 days, 00:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/14 08:13:02] Virtual [247/838] has challenged Cenhinen [375/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/07/14 08:33:44] dxrt [380/813] has challenged Virtual [400/838] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:35:58 is added to dxrt's clock.
[02/10/14 20:05:08] jeaye [9/14] has challenged Virtual [734/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to jeaye's clock.
[02/11/14 08:30:49] ryushe, Virtual, and AngryParsley [474/2542] have team battled yano, Daft, and Boohbah [1445/1705] and lost! 1 day, 11:44:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/14 08:44:31] Virtual [314/847] has come upon pfoley [78/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:42:23 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/11/14 08:44:31] Virtual has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:02:08 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/11/14 16:24:02] Virtual [675/847] has come upon Danthemandoo [98/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:38 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/11/14 22:57:30] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:37:55 is added to his clock.
[02/11/14 23:47:44] Virtual stole pants's level 46 shield while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 42 shield behind, which pants then takes.
[02/13/14 13:38:30] UndyingShadow, Simie, and Virtual [2167/2186] have team battled jmaugue, ElectRo, and blizgerg [399/2569] and won! 0 days, 00:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/14 22:32:16] Virtual has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:36 from level 50.
[02/18/14 06:49:10] aucg [69/669] has challenged Virtual [360/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:01:55 is added to aucg's clock.
[02/19/14 07:55:06] Virtual [495/851] has challenged kenyon [135/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/19/14 14:26:04] paysties, charitwo, and Virtual [1380/2285] have team battled Prometheus, [dmp], and yond [1793/2509] and lost! 0 days, 06:24:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/14 01:30:09] Virtual [767/851] has come upon Godisme [266/668] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:41 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/20/14 05:52:01] Dark-Fx [137/423] has come upon Virtual [628/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:53:58 is added to Dark-Fx's clock.
[02/20/14 10:03:23] Virtual [266/851] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [121/180] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:20 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/20/14 17:48:05] Hans.Wurst, rxcomm, and Str1ngS [1510/1784] have team battled Godisme, Kabaka, and Virtual [93/2123] and won! 0 days, 03:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/14 20:20:26] slobber [110/138] has challenged Virtual [330/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to slobber's clock.
[02/20/14 23:06:47] Virtual [325/851] has challenged gipyelrah [467/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:50 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/20/14 23:41:15] Virtual [449/851] has come upon irix [802/818] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:32 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/21/14 06:33:34] Virtual [61/906] has challenged Nayru [441/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/22/14 04:42:40] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:01:53 is added to his clock.
[02/26/14 05:40:30] Virtual [858/906] has come upon kenyon [407/1035] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:37:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/27/14 21:40:00] yasdorian [592/649] has come upon Virtual [325/906] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:05:38 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[02/28/14 12:53:21] idisjunction [236/459] has come upon Virtual [294/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:44:00 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/28/14 22:36:07] Jens [167/305] has challenged Virtual [578/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/13/14 20:35:18] Virtual [218/906] has challenged lipek [151/720] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:35:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/14/14 08:24:18] UndyingShadow [406/506] has come upon Virtual [264/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:21:37 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[03/15/14 07:38:39] strugart [98/226] has challenged Virtual [834/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to strugart's clock.
[03/15/14 11:21:13] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:06 towards level 51.
[03/15/14 18:26:22] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:14 towards level 51.
[03/16/14 10:41:25] Virtual EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:40 from level 51.
[03/17/14 09:56:48] Virtual [276/906] has challenged TheMadHatter [31/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:58 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/17/14 13:03:57] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:36 towards level 51.
[03/17/14 14:13:49] Virtual [886/906] has come upon mamarley [222/282] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:01:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/17/14 14:17:50] Cenhinen, Simie, and Eksarion [1448/1933] have team battled Meistarin, Virtual, and Shayanjm [812/1678] and won! 0 days, 08:34:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 06:19:56] Virtual [213/1113] has challenged arachnist [157/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:04:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/19/14 11:27:18] Hibrid, Grim, and Alfie [810/1722] have team battled ovf, Fogel, and Virtual [528/2268] and won! 0 days, 00:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 21:12:36] aarontc [519/795] has challenged Virtual [491/1113] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:02:06 is removed from aarontc's clock.
[03/20/14 21:20:05] brendan [352/885] has come upon Virtual [767/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/21/14 02:29:35] brentwalther [433/617] has challenged Virtual [782/1113] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[03/21/14 14:23:13] jmaugue [113/410] has challenged Virtual [1029/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:00:33 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[03/22/14 00:21:59] Darky [400/564] has come upon Virtual [768/1113] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:43:34 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/22/14 22:07:56] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:22 towards level 52.
[03/23/14 07:49:31] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:56 towards level 52.
[03/24/14 19:37:51] Virtual [271/1113] has come upon cirdan [760/762] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:27:23 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/25/14 07:25:04] AbrahamLinksys [90/507] has come upon Virtual [1040/1113] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:45:32 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/25/14 17:16:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 3 days, 00:04:34 toward level 52.
[03/25/14 18:46:48] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:53 towards level 52.
[03/26/14 02:14:17] aucg, Fogel, and XenGi [1061/2168] have team battled Virtual, naori, and brentwalther [1430/2439] and lost! 2 days, 01:23:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/14 15:31:50] Virtual [578/1113] has challenged Furry [258/539] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/11/14 15:54:41] Chotaz, pekster, and desspugne [873/1450] have team battled IdleMaster, h00k, and Virtual [1087/2412] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/14 15:34:52] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:14:25 towards level 53.
[04/20/14 03:14:59] Virtual [110/1113] has challenged suterismus [471/1253] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:28 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/20/14 15:51:33] Braque, Meistarin, and Satoshi [1875/1908] have team battled Virtual, Plasmastar, and tsh [1803/2534] and won! 0 days, 03:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/14 20:19:14] Virtual [582/1113] has challenged MartinBlank [40/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:25 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/20/14 23:48:28] Chosi [130/224] has challenged Virtual [658/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Chosi's clock.
[04/21/14 19:08:52] Virtual, yasdorian, and Tyr [490/1745] have team battled sasaniak, gideonstar, and MartinBlank [960/1860] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/14 04:53:17] kaplejon [55/59] has challenged Virtual [1073/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[04/23/14 15:23:57] jmaugue [167/375] has come upon Virtual [675/1113] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:17:15 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[04/25/14 16:40:10] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:50 towards level 53.
[04/27/14 17:39:36] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:11 towards level 53.
[04/28/14 08:35:25] Virtual [500/1113] has come upon XenGi [1061/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:06 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/28/14 17:12:54] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:56 towards level 53.
[04/29/14 01:44:49] Virtual [658/1113] has challenged Jareeta [738/992] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/29/14 19:34:47] Fogel [290/811] has come upon Virtual [325/1113] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:56:40 is added to Fogel's clock.
[04/30/14 02:02:35] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:27:21 from level 54.
[04/30/14 19:57:00] Virtual [1060/1113] has come upon Kabaka [150/582] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:08:50 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/01/14 01:24:03] Cenhinen [655/741] has challenged Virtual [966/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:51 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[05/02/14 04:21:46] ajhgfa [139/445] has challenged Virtual [513/1113] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[05/03/14 09:50:49] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:40:58 is added to his clock.
[05/04/14 07:45:09] Virtual [961/1113] has challenged Simie [169/816] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/05/14 20:55:14] yano [715/1028] has challenged Virtual [1037/1113] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:44 is added to yano's clock.
[05/07/14 21:49:11] SchrodingersScat [61/123] has challenged Virtual [932/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[05/08/14 07:11:32] Virtual lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:54 from level 54.
[05/08/14 09:14:25] Barry [486/538] has challenged Virtual [390/1113] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:36:03 is removed from Barry's clock.
[05/09/14 00:52:26] dindinx [86/432] has come upon Virtual [708/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:54 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/09/14 01:18:58] Virtual [96/1113] has challenged Nofew [201/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:54:22 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/09/14 15:10:49] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:34 from level 54.
[05/09/14 20:24:14] felipe [403/626] has challenged Virtual [236/1113] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:03:04 is removed from felipe's clock.
[05/10/14 17:30:10] gipyelrah [391/930] has challenged Virtual [207/1113] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:16:41 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[05/10/14 20:39:32] Kabaka, Valkor, and Virtual [231/2594] have team battled Darky, naori, and naw [140/1640] and won! 0 days, 19:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/14 01:57:27] Avon [81/1021] has come upon Virtual [541/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:26:13 is added to Avon's clock.
[05/12/14 04:53:37] Hydrogenum, ChiefRA, and Ardetus [1386/1888] have team battled Virtual, Bender, and iridis_discurro [1227/2345] and won! 0 days, 14:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/14 17:59:14] argus [689/795] has come upon Virtual [640/1113] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:38:16 is removed from argus's clock.
[05/14/14 07:56:16] Tenorman [339/751] has challenged Virtual [1107/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:53 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/15/14 11:45:22] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:39 towards level 54.
[05/15/14 11:46:28] kaplejon [75/372] has come upon Virtual [814/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:42 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[05/16/14 10:31:33] Virtual lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:15:16 from level 54.
[05/17/14 09:39:50] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:43 towards level 54.
[05/18/14 08:05:51] Polytrophic [14/475] has come upon Virtual [1035/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:47 is added to Polytrophic's clock.
[05/18/14 08:06:33] Polytrophic [351/475] has come upon Virtual [202/1113] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:18 is removed from Polytrophic's clock.
[05/18/14 10:16:36] Virtual fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Virtual's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/18/14 10:25:51] prime [345/435] has challenged Virtual [214/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from prime's clock.
[05/18/14 15:27:26] greycat [716/845] has come upon Virtual [519/1102] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:51:16 is removed from greycat's clock.
[05/19/14 08:09:30] bairyn [327/575] has come upon Virtual [754/1102] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:58 is added to bairyn's clock.
[05/20/14 00:17:59] Virtual [84/1102] has challenged sasaniak [313/728] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/20/14 13:28:30] paklido [26/48] has challenged Virtual [510/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to paklido's clock.
[05/21/14 13:47:50] Boohbah [219/421] has challenged Virtual [371/1102] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:37:30 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[05/22/14 00:07:52] Virtual, XJR-9, and Nathan [2167/2294] have team battled simple, neurospex, and charitwo [1396/1995] and won! 0 days, 03:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/14 19:31:56] Virtual, gideonstar, brentwalther, and Meistarin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/14 21:07:41] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:16 towards level 55.
[05/24/14 09:53:56] paklido [45/268] has challenged Virtual [82/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to paklido's clock.
[05/24/14 14:13:32] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:15:53 is added to his clock.
[05/25/14 02:13:07] Virtual [409/1102] has challenged Nayru [194/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:58:39 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/25/14 07:20:10] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:38 towards level 55.
[05/27/14 06:58:52] blockh34d [343/385] has challenged Virtual [155/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from blockh34d's clock.
[05/27/14 12:00:36] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:41 towards level 55.
[05/27/14 13:35:43] Virtual got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:39:38 from level 55.
[05/27/14 14:20:36] elf [707/818] has come upon Virtual [474/1102] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:54:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/27/14 21:08:23] eterared [71/304] has challenged Virtual [618/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to eterared's clock.
[05/29/14 05:43:13] isharted [47/503] has challenged Virtual [463/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:50 is added to isharted's clock.
[05/29/14 17:46:58] felipe [171/635] has challenged Virtual [659/1107] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:46:08 is added to felipe's clock.
[05/30/14 19:32:13] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:28 towards level 55.
[05/31/14 04:30:52] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:01 towards level 55.
[07/27/14 20:32:41] aucg [77/695] has come upon Virtual [536/1107] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:36:30 is added to aucg's clock.
[07/28/14 10:33:22] Trondby [136/257] has challenged Virtual [84/1107] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from Trondby's clock.
[07/29/14 01:21:11] mthw [228/687] has challenged Virtual [864/1107] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:20:11 is added to mthw's clock.
[07/29/14 16:42:12] droogie [20/629] has come upon Virtual [467/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:43 is added to droogie's clock.
[07/29/14 19:43:36] Virtual, yano, and allo [355/2991] have team battled Fluttershy, archlich, and PriceChild [73/1419] and won! 0 days, 11:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/14 20:43:17] r00f [299/348] has challenged Virtual [328/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to r00f's clock.
[07/31/14 22:44:34] Virtual was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:06 from level 55.
[07/31/14 23:40:04] Virtual [148/1107] has challenged digitaldonk [615/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/01/14 07:34:56] brimstone [322/346] has come upon Virtual [3/1107] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:34:43 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[08/02/14 10:51:51] Virtual [825/1107] has come upon arachnist [447/593] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:34:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/02/14 23:53:16] Birdbones [162/879] has challenged Virtual [1031/1107] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:19:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/03/14 08:53:07] Virtual [298/1107] has come upon Str1ngS [207/398] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:30:40 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/03/14 15:57:38] Virtual [952/1107] has challenged idleOne [646/902] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:53:35 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/03/14 22:59:29] Virtual [112/1107] has challenged G33KY [327/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:03:11 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/04/14 01:00:03] sartan [821/926] has challenged Virtual [172/1107] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:32 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/04/14 06:01:24] idleOne [638/902] has challenged Virtual [868/1107] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:51:11 is added to idleOne's clock.
[08/04/14 14:46:31] Virtual [755/1107] has come upon Boohbah [135/407] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:54:37 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/05/14 23:15:11] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:37:12 is added to his clock.
[08/06/14 03:13:52] aucg [141/695] has challenged Virtual [810/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:02 is added to aucg's clock.
[08/06/14 06:13:24] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:37:58 is added to his clock.
[08/07/14 00:34:19] rww [33/238] has come upon Virtual [1/1107] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:04 is removed from rww's clock.
[08/07/14 11:06:42] Birdbones [676/879] has come upon Virtual [435/1107] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:18:09 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/14 17:31:07] Virtual [900/1107] has challenged woonack [97/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/08/14 22:32:26] idisjunction [730/768] has challenged Virtual [1086/1107] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:39:34 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/09/14 02:49:40] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:43 towards level 56.
[08/09/14 05:39:22] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:22 towards level 56.
[08/09/14 08:26:51] abrkn, idisjunction, and Doctor [337/1638] have team battled Virtual, Nayru, and jbroome [1390/2175] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/14 13:54:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:32:08 from level 56.
[08/11/14 22:52:05] ElectRo [455/1296] has challenged Virtual [670/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:09:30 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[08/13/14 11:40:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:29:54 from level 56.
[08/19/14 21:38:17] Virtual [80/1107] has come upon Sixbierehomme [103/302] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:38:12 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/19/14 23:22:41] mostlybadfly [369/408] has challenged Virtual [571/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:43 is added to mostlybadfly's clock.
[08/20/14 02:12:50] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:33 towards level 56.
[08/20/14 05:02:48] dindinx [43/486] has challenged Virtual [282/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to dindinx's clock.
[08/20/14 10:02:27] Virtual was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:22 from level 56.
[08/20/14 22:58:57] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:00 towards level 56.
[08/21/14 15:43:24] Sturmvogel [14/24] has challenged Virtual [992/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Sturmvogel's clock.
[08/21/14 18:42:17] AKBlindy [150/505] has challenged Virtual [1/1114] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[08/21/14 21:23:23] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:07:43 is added to his clock.
[08/21/14 22:34:38] Virtual [957/1114] has challenged spillere [205/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:33:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/22/14 01:38:19] Virtual [218/1114] has come upon Sheena [252/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:24 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/22/14 07:37:04] noother [743/1053] has challenged Virtual [849/1114] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:26:19 is added to noother's clock.
[08/22/14 22:36:22] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:40 from level 56.
[08/23/14 06:28:20] advocatus [33/229] has challenged Virtual [700/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to advocatus's clock.
[08/23/14 15:52:32] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:56 from level 56.
[08/23/14 17:47:55] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:34 towards level 56.
[08/23/14 20:43:01] argus [509/800] has come upon Virtual [714/1114] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:28:35 is added to argus's clock.
[08/24/14 02:51:01] Hydrogenum [599/1004] has come upon Virtual [1087/1114] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:21:49 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/25/14 11:52:13] Nathan, Cypher, and Virtual [146/2172] have team battled sjefen6, a1291762, and dxrt [1208/1867] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/14 03:18:19] Virtual [509/1114] has challenged paklido [147/518] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/26/14 08:39:25] Virtual, lolwut, and Agent86 [1775/1961] have team battled Bokkie, Ttech, and rmbell.the.great [945/2339] and won! 0 days, 02:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/14 13:21:49] dyreshark [264/319] has challenged Virtual [158/1114] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from dyreshark's clock.
[08/28/14 04:00:39] Klaudioh [115/185] has challenged Virtual [247/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Klaudioh's clock.
[08/28/14 06:09:44] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:30 towards level 57.
[08/28/14 18:22:52] Virtual [63/1114] has challenged TauPan [264/355] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:17:14 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/31/14 02:31:33] Virtual [810/1114] has come upon pfoley [379/678] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:34:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/31/14 20:56:01] neo [148/159] has come upon Virtual [565/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:30 is added to neo's clock.
[08/31/14 21:51:28] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:55 towards level 57.
[09/01/14 09:50:38] PiotrekD [388/765] has challenged Virtual [1017/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:05 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[09/02/14 01:45:20] Majak [189/328] has come upon Virtual [222/1114] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:06:35 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/03/14 01:01:42] Virtual [848/1114] has challenged MadHatter [126/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:36:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/03/14 23:51:00] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:04 towards level 57.
[09/04/14 11:13:33] zinya [408/696] has challenged Virtual [765/1114] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:30:20 is added to zinya's clock.
[09/04/14 14:14:24] Virtual [963/1114] has challenged uber [144/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:58:10 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/04/14 14:14:24] Virtual has dealt uber a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:26:27 is added to uber's clock.
[09/04/14 17:48:04] Agent86 [221/352] has challenged Virtual [637/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/06/14 08:46:35] pipework [123/353] has come upon Virtual [192/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:16 is added to pipework's clock.
[09/06/14 14:50:47] Virtual [102/1114] has challenged AngryParsley [686/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:42:30 is added to Virtual's clock.

[09/10/14 00:33:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 1 day, 08:18:37 toward level 57.
[09/10/14 03:57:37] Jens, Virtual, and G33KY [761/2503] have team battled Darky, pants, and Doctor [1374/1669] and lost! 1 day, 08:34:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/14 08:29:00] FrodoTheHobbit [793/801] has come upon Virtual [260/1114] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:03:01 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[09/10/14 08:37:17] Cysioland [188/322] has challenged Virtual [962/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[09/10/14 22:24:03] Virtual [386/1114] has challenged kensington [146/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:00 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/11/14 21:30:48] Virtual [184/1114] has challenged Sir_Lemming [331/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:21 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/13/14 19:28:52] Virtual [590/1114] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [435/1002] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/13/14 19:45:26] ovf [460/492] has challenged Virtual [52/1114] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:12 is removed from ovf's clock.
[09/14/14 10:49:41] Virtual [1002/1114] has challenged Troxa [123/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:51 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/15/14 08:56:09] Virtual [625/1114] has challenged zid [401/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:07:47 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/15/14 09:31:10] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:40:20 from level 57.
[09/16/14 07:44:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 0 days, 03:13:26 toward level 57.
[09/16/14 10:13:38] Virtual, AbrahamLinksys, and gideonstar [567/2264] have team battled yano, kork, and naw [1610/1750] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/14 14:00:25] Virtual got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:37 from level 57.
[09/17/14 17:34:28] nfsnobody, Frogging101, and ajhgfa [47/1161] have team battled eva42, Virtual, and AngryParsley [1827/2395] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/14 18:45:31] dxrt, MetaNova, and Virtual [1775/2540] have team battled tmberg, bl4ckscor3, and charitwo [1530/1820] and won! 0 days, 10:10:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/14 10:32:21] AKBlindy, Virtual, and Killerkid [554/2226] have team battled neo, yano, and Frogging101 [1730/1777] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/14 14:41:10] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:49 towards level 57.
[09/22/14 16:12:18] Virtual [930/1114] has challenged jstg [214/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:35 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/23/14 05:18:28] Virtual got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:14:24 from level 58.
[09/24/14 03:53:37] Virtual [1043/1114] has come upon greycat [562/842] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:03:28 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/24/14 16:52:05] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:16 towards level 58.
[09/24/14 22:29:35] SlowRiot [199/273] has challenged Virtual [1088/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/25/14 10:10:49] Virtual [677/1114] has challenged sbp [563/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:12:29 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/26/14 12:09:55] L235 [47/275] has come upon Virtual [738/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:57 is added to L235's clock.
[09/26/14 23:54:20] fattrat, TheRub, and kensington [63/1021] have team battled Virtual, Quix0te, and FenrirWolf [897/1849] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/14 11:47:33] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:13 towards level 58.
[09/28/14 04:31:44] Virtual [783/1114] has come upon gravis [311/459] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:52:31 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/28/14 04:31:44] Virtual has dealt gravis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:35:03 is added to gravis's clock.
[09/28/14 20:34:44] Avon [730/1074] has challenged Virtual [32/1114] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:57:02 is removed from Avon's clock.
[09/30/14 07:44:56] Vargink [325/410] has challenged Virtual [626/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:25 is added to Vargink's clock.
[09/30/14 15:47:22] AngryParsley [443/872] has challenged Virtual [139/1114] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:49:01 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/30/14 18:40:51] spillere [30/477] has come upon Virtual [367/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:40 is added to spillere's clock.
[10/02/14 08:17:51] L235 [105/309] has challenged Virtual [280/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to L235's clock.
[10/02/14 13:38:29] Virtual [59/1114] has come upon SlowRiot [326/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:24:09 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/02/14 16:21:47] Danthemandoo [88/507] has challenged Virtual [399/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:05 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[10/03/14 16:28:20] argus, Virtual, and Kabaka [2288/2356] have team battled IdleMaster, Gunther, and yond [240/1865] and won! 1 day, 23:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/14 10:53:52] Virtual [847/1114] has come upon SlowRiot [345/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:03:35 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/05/14 23:42:28] irix [135/871] has challenged Virtual [298/1114] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:11:24 is added to irix's clock.
[10/06/14 14:02:45] Killerkid [41/571] has come upon Virtual [959/1114] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:33:30 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[10/06/14 15:30:42] Virtual, idisjunction, and Mateusz [1831/2565] have team battled TehKitti, zinya, and tmberg [1402/2042] and won! 0 days, 14:15:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/14 11:24:00] MadHatter, pipework, and eva42 [1014/1356] have team battled Virtual, Vargink, and Str1ngS [1141/1956] and lost! 0 days, 13:48:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/14 06:06:23] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:34 towards level 58.
[10/08/14 07:11:25] Virtual saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:31 from level 58.
[10/08/14 08:35:39] Virtual [763/1114] has come upon vrillusions [481/1082] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:20 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/09/14 06:37:32] Virtual [882/1123] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [344/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:52:15 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/09/14 11:07:30] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:51:22 is added to his clock.
[10/09/14 13:39:15] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:04 towards level 58.
[10/10/14 07:01:08] Virtual [218/1123] has challenged filinep [62/440] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/10/14 13:35:45] FenrirWolf [300/426] has challenged Virtual [28/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from FenrirWolf's clock.
[10/12/14 11:30:01] noother [618/1029] has challenged Virtual [804/1123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:31:22 is added to noother's clock.
[10/14/14 03:40:13] Virtual [655/1123] has come upon prattmic [274/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:52:43 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/14/14 15:28:21] naw, nfsnobody, and a1291762 [235/1547] have team battled Virtual, SchrodingersScat, and Cameron_D [733/2918] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/14 02:22:19] Virtual stole kaplejon's level 57 ring while they were sleeping! Virtual leaves his old level 29 ring behind, which kaplejon then takes.
[10/15/14 09:51:09] _stink_ [98/438] has challenged Virtual [300/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:32 is added to _stink_'s clock.
[10/15/14 18:05:22] Virtual, hawk, and Sixbierehomme [1837/2496] have team battled tmberg, neo, and discopig [951/1740] and won! 2 days, 11:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/14 19:07:12] Virtual fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:05:09 from level 59.
[10/15/14 23:57:53] Virtual [359/1148] has challenged benonsoftware [272/450] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:51:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/16/14 07:00:11] Virtual [89/1148] has challenged Wayneoween [601/606] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:39:24 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/16/14 08:54:36] SirMonkeybox [100/262] has challenged Virtual [1114/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/16/14 11:23:05] soverycoolyeah [64/226] has challenged Virtual [957/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to soverycoolyeah's clock.
[10/17/14 11:59:18] fbenoit, Virtual, and Kabaka [1491/2084] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, pekster, and dindinx [345/1439] and won! 0 days, 14:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/14 09:30:29] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:15:32 is added to his clock.
[10/22/14 16:53:09] Virtual, brendan, and L235 [918/1996] have team battled m0shbear, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [582/1942] and won! 0 days, 20:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/14 07:39:51] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:19 towards level 59.
[10/30/14 15:13:16] identd, kenyon, and Virtual [2459/2571] have team battled yasdorian, Derpy, and yano [2141/2268] and won! 0 days, 04:02:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/14 22:53:12] Cameron_D [335/1021] has challenged Virtual [739/1148] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:01:36 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/02/14 14:50:24] Virtual was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:06:48 from level 59.
[11/03/14 00:45:51] clonak [500/525] has come upon Virtual [1097/1148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:37:43 is added to clonak's clock.
[11/03/14 01:25:15] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:30:27 is added to his clock.
[11/03/14 23:21:38] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:39:56 towards level 59.
[11/04/14 12:40:13] shandor [82/413] has challenged Virtual [111/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/04/14 13:11:39] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:15 towards level 59.
[11/05/14 14:34:21] Virtual [235/1148] has challenged idisjunction [356/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:03:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/06/14 12:26:35] Anderson [326/344] has challenged Virtual [679/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Anderson's clock.
[11/06/14 19:44:02] _stink_ [94/448] has challenged Virtual [731/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:36 is added to _stink_'s clock.
[11/07/14 17:54:00] Kyree [256/329] has challenged Virtual [151/1148] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[11/08/14 08:40:15] Pranker, Troxa, and Virtual [1941/2212] have team battled pfoley, Str1ngS, and Bokkie [84/1392] and won! 0 days, 16:19:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/14 15:44:24] Virtual [1044/1148] has come upon greycat [437/849] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:34:29 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/09/14 00:09:11] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:16 towards level 59.
[11/09/14 00:26:14] discopig [213/363] has challenged Virtual [864/1148] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to discopig's clock.
[11/10/14 21:38:20] Virtual [805/1148] has come upon SchrodingersScat [763/837] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:22:11 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/10/14 21:38:20] Virtual has dealt SchrodingersScat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:09:04 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[11/11/14 01:23:04] Virtual [415/1148] has come upon soverycoolyeah [128/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:44:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/11/14 20:57:46] Virtual [933/1148] has come upon Fluttershy [96/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:19:13 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/12/14 20:26:34] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:04:36 is added to his clock.
[11/13/14 10:35:45] Virtual [677/1148] has challenged Trondby [143/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:44:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/13/14 20:38:49] ryushe [446/916] has challenged Virtual [203/1148] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:20:36 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[11/14/14 13:47:12] Lucien, neo, and pixelate [326/1364] have team battled RBecker, kaplejon, and Virtual [729/1854] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/14 15:28:06] NightExcessive [8/19] has challenged Virtual [679/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to NightExcessive's clock.
[11/17/14 05:58:10] Virtual [560/1148] has challenged kenyon [806/1133] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/18/14 22:47:21] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 21:20:23 is added to his clock.
[11/19/14 22:28:10] Virtual [894/1148] has come upon Curlybear [129/419] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:30:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/20/14 03:46:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 03:37:47 from level 60.
[11/20/14 06:54:43] Virtual [1086/1148] has come upon Spazturtle [534/743] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:35:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/20/14 10:28:36] paklido [271/700] has challenged Virtual [616/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:00 is added to paklido's clock.
[11/20/14 16:22:14] igorastds [257/291] has challenged Virtual [621/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to igorastds's clock.
[11/20/14 19:08:03] Virtual [636/1148] has come upon TauPan [40/347] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:53:59 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/21/14 18:33:09] Virtual [452/1148] has come upon igorastds [155/311] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:20:00 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/22/14 09:50:17] neo [185/481] has challenged Virtual [96/1148] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from neo's clock.
[11/22/14 09:50:17] In the fierce battle, Virtual dropped his level 46 shield! neo picks it up, tossing his old level 21 shield to Virtual.
[11/23/14 00:12:13] Virtual [54/1125] has come upon Avon [747/1065] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:17 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/23/14 09:27:43] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 06:39:14 is added to his clock.
[11/23/14 10:43:33] Agent86 [186/565] has challenged Virtual [463/1125] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Agent86's clock.
[11/23/14 22:20:32] Vandervir [148/333] has come upon Virtual [762/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:54 is added to Vandervir's clock.
[11/24/14 11:03:33] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:31:48 towards level 60.
[11/24/14 13:22:12] Virtual was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:42:53 from level 60.
[11/25/14 17:34:28] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:09:58 is added to his clock.
[11/25/14 23:55:52] argus, vegadark, and Pici [1780/1910] have team battled Virtual, Silvanus_Betrium, and VonGuard [371/2115] and won! 2 days, 03:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/14 19:52:10] sasaniak, charitwo, and CRowen [640/1535] have team battled Virtual, Ed, and tmberg [2093/2409] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/14 03:19:13] desspugne [666/950] has challenged Virtual [954/1125] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:44:11 is added to desspugne's clock.
[11/27/14 03:28:04] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:34:23 towards level 60.
[11/27/14 09:32:27] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:16:42 towards level 60.
[11/27/14 16:52:51] Virtual [621/1125] has come upon prattmic [263/715] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:24:18 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/29/14 09:20:14] Virtual lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:57:10 from level 60.
[12/01/14 11:37:03] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:56 towards level 60.
[12/01/14 18:42:25] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:25 towards level 60.
[12/01/14 19:31:40] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:56 towards level 60.
[12/02/14 12:43:33] Virtual [290/1125] has come upon honkybonky [374/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:31:43 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/04/14 08:36:49] neurospex [389/1031] has come upon Virtual [125/1125] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:50 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/04/14 11:46:43] Andries, vegadark, and Virtual [1217/2055] have team battled reim, r00f, and Ennd [1186/1337] and won! 0 days, 07:44:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/14 13:54:41] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:11 towards level 60.
[12/05/14 02:42:00] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:40:10 is added to his clock.
[12/05/14 05:21:56] Virtual [259/1125] has challenged h00k [648/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:29:43 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/05/14 13:09:53] Virtual [1048/1125] has come upon csssuf [79/415] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:27:49 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/05/14 14:47:56] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:35:22 is added to his clock.
[12/10/14 01:46:26] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:49:15 is added to his clock.
[12/11/14 07:11:44] Tronsha, BlastHardcheese, and irix [1758/2193] have team battled davidfg4, benonsoftware, and Virtual [1074/2104] and won! 0 days, 13:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/14 02:31:09] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:27:37 towards level 60.
[12/12/14 19:57:48] Virtual [143/1125] has come upon XeBlackWater [249/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:32:55 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/12/14 20:54:06] Virtual lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:04 from level 60.
[12/13/14 04:09:09] Virtual [574/1125] has come upon Nathan [291/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:36:24 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/13/14 13:01:47] shandor, Meistarin, and clearcasting [1630/1930] have team battled pekster, Virtual, and edo [1846/2121] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/14 04:57:31] Glorfindel [195/469] has challenged Virtual [605/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[12/14/14 10:55:31] Weedle [519/663] has come upon Virtual [1085/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:01 is added to Weedle's clock.
[12/14/14 14:33:30] Virtual left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Virtual's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/14 00:10:24] Virtual [732/1085] has come upon pfoley [466/659] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:01:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/16/14 13:50:35] Virtual [693/1085] has challenged SpamMage [436/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:15:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/17/14 02:54:43] Virtual [83/1085] has challenged sartan [649/1007] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:00 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/18/14 00:46:54] tiwake, MetaNova, Virtual, and Silvanus_Betrium have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/14 04:26:50] Virtual ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:31 from level 60.
[12/18/14 17:19:45] Majak, Virtual, and Bokkie [1640/1953] have team battled Alfie, Quix0te, and Soappy [438/1220] and won! 0 days, 18:06:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/14 12:14:59] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:13 towards level 60.
[12/20/14 02:18:09] kaplejon [279/488] has challenged Virtual [881/1085] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:42 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[12/21/14 07:27:50] Virtual [809/1085] has challenged pfoley [240/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:33 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/21/14 11:29:07] Virtual [915/1085] has challenged VonGuard [440/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/22/14 11:39:28] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:50 towards level 60.
[12/22/14 16:38:35] Virtual [531/1085] has challenged Jens [665/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:30 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/22/14 22:49:49] Virtual [950/1085] has challenged allo [270/497] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:22 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/23/14 09:27:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 12 days, 07:18:48 toward level 61.
[12/23/14 15:43:26] discopig [163/368] has come upon Virtual [640/1085] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:40:29 is added to discopig's clock.
[12/24/14 01:08:44] Pici, Agent86, and Mega-M [608/1594] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and kork [698/2144] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 06:48:59] Virtual reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Virtual's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/14 23:19:46] Majak [317/394] has challenged Virtual [810/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:28:19 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/25/14 11:38:48] Virtual [166/1087] has come upon yond [721/859] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:06:06 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/26/14 04:12:43] Flynn [608/798] has challenged Virtual [299/1087] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:27:38 is removed from Flynn's clock.
[12/27/14 01:42:26] Misza [286/365] has come upon Virtual [408/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:13 is added to Misza's clock.
[12/29/14 20:55:41] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:54 towards level 61.
[12/29/14 23:19:29] yano, idisjunction, and Zanoab [17/2181] have team battled elf, Virtual, and Curlybear [629/2529] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/14 00:19:58] TheRub [312/540] has challenged Virtual [583/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to TheRub's clock.
[12/30/14 06:19:27] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:40:56 towards level 61.
[12/31/14 01:24:19] Birdbones [290/865] has come upon Virtual [591/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:00:00 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[01/02/15 05:22:43] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:40 towards level 61.
[01/02/15 12:10:43] Virtual [305/1087] has challenged NightExcessive [206/555] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:10:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/02/15 12:16:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 18:46:45 from level 61.
[01/02/15 18:12:48] Virtual [440/1087] has challenged jbroome [246/607] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:47:31 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/02/15 18:24:58] Virtual [965/1087] has come upon yano [182/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:47:35 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/04/15 05:37:17] Andronix [79/324] has challenged Virtual [592/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Andronix's clock.
[01/04/15 20:39:08] Eksarion, Virtual, SirMonkeybox, and TheMadHatter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/15 20:40:38] SirMonkeybox [727/801] has come upon Virtual [365/1087] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:12:17 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[01/06/15 03:40:20] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:06 towards level 61.
[01/06/15 14:11:03] Albeit_J, Fluttershy, and dwfreed [1135/1585] have team battled verrbot, VonGuard, and Virtual [1193/2172] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/15 15:47:07] Virtual saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:12 from level 61.
[01/06/15 21:26:52] identd, pixelate, Doctor, and Virtual have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/15 17:02:14] Jeran [222/558] has challenged Virtual [760/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:18 is added to Jeran's clock.
[01/07/15 18:13:26] Virtual [294/1087] has come upon csssuf [321/482] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:14 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/08/15 22:11:04] Agent86 [565/639] has come upon Virtual [1054/1087] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:05:00 is added to Agent86's clock.
[01/10/15 05:51:32] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:56 from level 61.
[01/10/15 22:20:26] Weedle [465/669] has come upon Virtual [1047/1087] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:26:05 is added to Weedle's clock.
[01/11/15 13:28:15] andrewhuntley [32/428] has challenged Virtual [511/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to andrewhuntley's clock.
[01/11/15 22:09:22] jse, bendem, and ChasedSpade [1383/1385] have team battled clearcasting, Misza, and Virtual [1778/1983] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/15 04:34:55] RBecker [260/376] has challenged Virtual [494/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:00 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/12/15 22:05:24] Fluttershy, Kyree, and neurospex [1215/2203] have team battled Virtual, vrillusions, and G33KY [2420/2950] and lost! 1 day, 21:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/15 06:08:52] andrewhuntley, rotta, and Virtual [599/1774] have team battled tmberg, RBecker, and Rarity [1318/1888] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/15 17:02:12] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:57 towards level 61.
[02/03/15 04:33:10] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:24 towards level 61.
[02/04/15 00:50:05] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:40 towards level 61.
[02/04/15 18:06:45] Jareeta [537/931] has challenged Virtual [841/1087] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:57:36 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[02/05/15 15:49:25] damyan, strugart, and bl4ckscor3 [912/1433] have team battled godog, Virtual, and blizgerg [1662/2480] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/15 16:14:11] fattrat [52/521] has challenged Virtual [817/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/06/15 14:49:33] keepermurf, CornFly, and Meistarin [204/1733] have team battled SpamMage, Virtual, and MetaNova [2009/2386] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/15 11:14:10] Virtual [412/1087] has come upon Totengeist [247/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:21:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/08/15 07:18:26] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:29 towards level 61.
[02/08/15 21:37:28] Doctor, ChiefRA, and SchrodingersScat [488/1858] have team battled davidfg4, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Virtual [1526/2801] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/15 00:46:18] Wyverna [188/456] has challenged Virtual [287/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Wyverna's clock.
[02/09/15 12:21:17] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:33 towards level 61.
[02/10/15 09:36:18] SirMonkeybox [174/797] has come upon Virtual [16/1087] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:35 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/11/15 08:55:01] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:28:00 is added to his clock.
[02/12/15 06:07:42] Cysioland [582/616] has challenged Virtual [943/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:09:14 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[02/12/15 19:32:13] Virtual [132/1087] has challenged IdleMaster [141/391] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/13/15 21:16:45] Virtual [1041/1087] has come upon zid [332/767] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:30:26 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/14/15 07:24:27] Virtual [19/1087] has challenged XenGi [714/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:20:10 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/15/15 10:26:13] Virtual was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:07:49 from level 62.
[02/16/15 07:51:10] identd [540/895] has come upon Virtual [866/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:04:48 is added to identd's clock.
[02/16/15 20:46:53] MontyZuma [452/914] has challenged Virtual [813/1087] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[02/17/15 00:25:02] Virtual [350/1087] has come upon naw [462/530] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:38:04 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/17/15 02:04:19] Virtual set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:12:01 from level 62.
[02/18/15 06:56:33] Virtual [27/1087] has challenged SubWolf [24/337] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:57:26 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/18/15 14:51:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 32 days, 08:33:12 toward level 62.
[02/18/15 19:37:57] Virtual, Pici, and Charris [562/2143] have team battled Jareeta, damyan, and Lucien [1418/1737] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/15 21:34:22] damyan, Virtual, and Eksarion [68/1832] have team battled prattmic, irix, and Tenorman [1913/2456] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/15 22:53:58] Opie [84/251] has challenged Virtual [936/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Opie's clock.
[02/21/15 12:22:44] SlowRiot [498/906] has challenged Virtual [344/1087] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:56:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[02/22/15 15:32:00] G33KY [129/649] has challenged Virtual [417/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:57 is added to G33KY's clock.
[02/23/15 01:35:28] Virtual [713/1087] has challenged Cameron_D [606/1042] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:57:11 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/24/15 05:19:23] Eksarion, Virtual, and Kyree [494/1935] have team battled ruan, jenksy, and XenGi [621/2051] and lost! 2 days, 23:06:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/15 11:31:57] Sealatron [0/3] has challenged Virtual [115/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Sealatron's clock.
[02/25/15 00:29:23] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:40 towards level 62.
[02/25/15 13:32:08] reim, Sixbierehomme, Virtual, and jholtom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/15 19:41:10] Virtual [984/1087] has come upon SchrodingersScat [3/382] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:28:29 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/26/15 00:58:16] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:11 towards level 62.
[02/26/15 17:11:55] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:58 towards level 62.
[02/27/15 18:45:01] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:46 towards level 62.
[02/28/15 05:55:53] ajhgfa [103/466] has come upon Virtual [548/1087] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:04:47 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[02/28/15 06:47:44] Virtual died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:20:59 from level 62.
[02/28/15 23:05:43] Gatewayy [177/267] has challenged Virtual [883/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[03/01/15 11:28:42] argus [94/694] has challenged Virtual [779/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:54:22 is added to argus's clock.
[03/01/15 17:33:12] Virtual [92/1087] has come upon Wir [78/257] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:43:37 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/02/15 04:34:37] Thracky [275/467] has come upon Virtual [305/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:46:41 is added to Thracky's clock.
[03/02/15 06:35:18] Virtual [665/1087] has challenged Crazycatlady [278/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:01:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/03/15 10:32:23] Virtual [784/1087] has come upon XenGi [667/908] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/04/15 12:22:56] Virtual [916/1087] has come upon Charris [172/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:50 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/05/15 17:08:52] Virtual [382/1091] has challenged Cypher [283/649] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/06/15 08:24:07] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:34:21 towards level 63.
[03/07/15 20:30:28] aucg, burnsie, and Cameron_D [916/2133] have team battled Fluttershy, Soappy, and Virtual [1842/2571] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/15 18:29:18] greycat [277/850] has challenged Virtual [528/1091] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:47:08 is added to greycat's clock.
[03/09/15 16:52:10] spaceCore, damyan, and Thracky [778/1288] have team battled zouave, ElectRo, and Virtual [88/2761] and won! 0 days, 04:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/15 16:51:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 14:37:41 from level 63.
[03/11/15 18:17:56] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:12:54 towards level 63.
[03/12/15 13:34:42] Virtual [547/1091] has come upon XJR-9 [532/732] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:16:26 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/12/15 21:21:26] Eksarion, iViLe, and Virtual [648/2416] have team battled ElectRo, G33KY, and discopig [2233/2374] and lost! 1 day, 04:52:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/15 11:23:45] Virtual got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:54:34 from level 63.
[03/13/15 19:59:35] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:06 towards level 63.
[03/14/15 15:28:59] Virtual was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:22:00 towards level 63.
[03/14/15 22:58:38] Virtual [832/1091] has come upon Flynn [530/845] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:53:16 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/15/15 04:14:30] Wyverna, Virtual, and nfsnobody [1494/2194] have team battled Nayru, LordH, and pants [1107/1517] and won! 0 days, 14:05:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 15:15:03] Misza [460/522] has come upon Virtual [490/1091] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:34 is added to Misza's clock.
[03/15/15 19:36:39] Soappy [32/730] has challenged Virtual [107/1091] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Soappy's clock.
[03/18/15 03:34:28] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:36:10 towards level 63.
[03/18/15 14:58:58] clearcasting [152/487] has come upon Virtual [688/1091] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:44:06 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[03/19/15 02:55:43] Virtual [88/1091] has challenged Shayanjm [366/625] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:17:00 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/19/15 18:11:32] Gizmokid2005, clearcasting, and Glorfindel [1416/1988] have team battled Virtual, XenGi, and PiotrekD [17/2770] and won! 1 day, 00:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/15 21:23:20] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:26:12 from level 63.
[03/20/15 14:35:03] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:47 towards level 63.
[03/20/15 16:22:02] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:34:05 from level 63.
[03/20/15 19:03:07] G33KY [157/710] has challenged Virtual [37/1091] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[03/21/15 06:20:41] L235 [51/457] has come upon Virtual [247/1091] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:35:01 is added to L235's clock.
[03/21/15 20:45:51] theemstra [73/290] has challenged Virtual [209/1091] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/22/15 23:46:07] shandor [467/691] has come upon Virtual [148/1091] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:19:13 is removed from shandor's clock.
[03/23/15 05:10:24] neo, Virtual, and ElectRo [440/3165] have team battled TheNumb, h00k, and yond [1435/1953] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/15 11:55:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 1 day, 07:17:35 toward level 63.
[03/24/15 13:07:58] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:15 towards level 63.
[03/24/15 23:10:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 8 days, 02:14:22 toward level 63.
[03/25/15 04:17:32] Virtual spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Virtual's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/25/15 23:52:41] Adar [244/679] has challenged Virtual [706/1082] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:04:38 is added to Adar's clock.
[03/26/15 04:54:22] Virtual [570/1082] has challenged honkybonky [161/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:29:11 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/27/15 13:12:42] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [761/1011] has come upon Virtual [597/1082] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:43:22 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[03/27/15 21:08:34] Virtual [265/1082] has challenged Darky [606/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:07 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/28/15 03:10:45] TauPan [139/328] has challenged Virtual [295/1082] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:38:22 is added to TauPan's clock.
[03/29/15 13:43:00] ToxicMouse, SpamMage, and Virtual [1666/2264] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, Bokkie, and Meistarin [1224/2241] and won! 0 days, 15:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 12:58:15] Virtual spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Virtual's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/15 20:46:03] Virtual [155/1074] has challenged Tenorman [526/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:29 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/01/15 04:11:22] Virtual [161/1074] has challenged identd [207/913] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/01/15 07:07:42] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:07:52 towards level 64.
[04/02/15 18:36:33] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:33:31 is added to his clock.
[04/03/15 02:19:14] SamanosukeAkechi [23/88] has challenged Virtual [78/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to SamanosukeAkechi's clock.
[04/03/15 13:49:51] Virtual [297/1074] has come upon gravis [188/585] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:23:49 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/04/15 00:03:22] eva42, strugart, and pants [3/1885] have team battled jeaye, r00f, and Virtual [197/2187] and lost! 1 day, 10:47:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/15 16:00:37] Sir_Lemming, Virtual, Cenhinen, and mmhh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/15 06:34:19] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:00:18 towards level 64.
[04/06/15 17:56:00] m0shbear, Cenhinen, and Virtual [47/2442] have team battled Ladon, Kartoffelsuppe, and enCyde [680/1617] and lost! 1 day, 15:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/15 14:01:13] Virtual sharpened the edge of his weapon! Virtual's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/15 17:46:48] Virtual, godog, and Zanoab [846/2189] have team battled SirMonkeybox, pixelate, and pants [1434/1670] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/15 13:25:26] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:31:58 towards level 64.
[04/27/15 03:50:12] Virtual [701/1110] has come upon Charris [382/397] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:57:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/30/15 03:59:58] Regnor [147/394] has come upon Virtual [287/1110] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:33:24 is added to Regnor's clock.
[04/30/15 19:09:00] Virtual [517/1110] has challenged Tamini [306/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:25:45 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/30/15 19:48:15] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:16 towards level 64.
[05/01/15 01:10:40] TimWolla [4/44] has challenged Virtual [974/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/01/15 19:37:56] kork [138/393] has come upon Virtual [960/1110] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:28:04 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/15 12:39:29] Crazycatlady [238/368] has come upon Virtual [917/1110] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:50 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/02/15 13:20:25] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:30 towards level 64.
[05/02/15 21:41:06] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:12:59 is added to his clock.
[05/02/15 22:27:41] Virtual [450/1110] has challenged SpamMage [556/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:51:33 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/03/15 14:44:52] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:17:52 is added to his clock.
[05/03/15 15:12:59] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:58:41 from level 64.
[05/03/15 23:39:53] CaBz [301/303] has challenged Virtual [0/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from CaBz's clock.
[05/04/15 11:27:04] Virtual was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:10:56 from level 64.
[05/05/15 04:47:54] Virtual [1072/1110] has challenged gipyelrah [55/984] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:52:40 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/06/15 12:59:42] Virtual [325/1110] has challenged keeper_c [1076/1113] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:11:37 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/07/15 06:04:32] suterismus [185/1123] has come upon Virtual [574/1110] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:47:18 is added to suterismus's clock.
[05/07/15 23:12:51] Virtual [212/1110] has challenged sasaniak [600/670] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:41:26 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/08/15 02:13:58] Doctor [669/895] has challenged Virtual [312/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:32 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[05/08/15 05:45:39] spillere [375/507] has come upon Virtual [34/1110] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:59:43 is removed from spillere's clock.
[05/09/15 07:15:15] Plasmastar [367/470] has come upon Virtual [959/1110] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:32:24 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/09/15 12:26:40] Virtual [878/1110] has challenged neo [283/763] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/10/15 03:32:07] Virtual [493/1110] has challenged Kyree [254/468] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:34:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/10/15 20:38:31] arlen [410/518] has challenged Virtual [312/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:21:14 is removed from arlen's clock.
[05/12/15 09:07:17] Virtual [307/1110] has come upon ajhgfa [157/445] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:22:43 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/13/15 09:01:18] zouave [158/426] has challenged Virtual [570/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:49 is added to zouave's clock.
[05/14/15 01:43:36] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:58 towards level 64.
[05/14/15 08:30:59] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:44 towards level 64.
[05/14/15 08:48:32] Tamini [185/479] has challenged Virtual [505/1110] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Tamini's clock.
[05/14/15 13:43:28] Virtual [160/1110] has come upon MetaNova [51/697] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:41 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/14/15 17:31:13] grant050 [149/281] has challenged Virtual [98/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from grant050's clock.
[05/15/15 02:43:44] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:59 towards level 64.
[05/15/15 18:27:07] daemoneye [229/306] has challenged Virtual [130/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[05/15/15 21:21:34] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:11 towards level 64.
[05/16/15 21:05:01] Virtual [43/1110] has challenged Heisenberg [120/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:49 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/16/15 22:58:24] daemoneye [114/306] has come upon Virtual [166/1110] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:54 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[05/18/15 02:59:21] ludjer, Soappy, and Virtual [2360/2561] have team battled AngryParsley, charitwo, and Kyree [767/1872] and won! 0 days, 05:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 02:44:25] ludjer [366/418] has challenged Virtual [267/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from ludjer's clock.
[05/19/15 10:48:06] Virtual [556/1110] has come upon Charris [63/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:00 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/20/15 00:30:19] Virtual [866/1110] has come upon SlowRiot [926/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/20/15 19:23:33] Virtual [867/1116] has challenged sedrik [633/653] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/22/15 03:40:10] Virtual [562/1116] has come upon Gatewayy [461/472] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:48:05 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/22/15 22:35:46] Virtual [1091/1126] has come upon tmberg [23/936] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:53:28 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/23/15 12:21:57] davidfg4, Virtual, and paramourne [1992/2691] have team battled XenGi, strugart, and shandor [640/2306] and won! 1 day, 00:26:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/15 03:03:21] Virtual [1001/1126] has come upon AngryParsley [497/895] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:43:54 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/24/15 05:49:46] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:21 towards level 65.
[05/24/15 07:27:30] Flintts [124/268] has challenged Virtual [92/1126] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from Flintts's clock.
[05/24/15 17:22:12] MJ94 [8/19] has challenged Virtual [1080/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/25/15 04:34:11] iLP [20/21] has challenged Virtual [1044/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to iLP's clock.
[05/29/15 13:25:12] CaptainKabluey [105/382] has challenged Virtual [267/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to CaptainKabluey's clock.
[05/29/15 15:02:58] godog [312/608] has come upon Virtual [661/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:31 is added to godog's clock.
[05/29/15 20:39:36] Virtual was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:34:41 from level 65.
[05/29/15 21:51:13] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:36 towards level 65.
[05/30/15 02:27:33] ArilKominger [227/310] has challenged Virtual [797/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[05/30/15 06:14:55] BadKitteh9000 [0/1] has challenged Virtual [232/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to BadKitteh9000's clock.
[05/30/15 19:30:47] Virtual, NolanRaSinjaria, and Ladon [807/2182] have team battled Mirc0p, sbp, and eva42 [1399/1698] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/15 19:37:59] SirMonkeybox, filinep, and Zaratustra [648/1833] have team battled discopig, IdleMaster, and Virtual [1121/2003] and lost! 0 days, 20:38:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/15 08:14:56] dxrt [833/924] has challenged Virtual [280/1126] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:40:33 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[06/01/15 12:40:34] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:19 towards level 65.
[06/01/15 20:19:13] Virtual [444/1126] has challenged DiCEr1904 [204/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:25:55 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/02/15 11:24:37] Virtual [846/1126] has challenged davidfg4 [156/1039] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:20:07 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/03/15 19:28:15] Virtual [488/1126] has come upon a1291762 [614/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:48:19 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/05/15 14:08:37] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:43:44 is added to his clock.
[06/05/15 15:35:57] Virtual was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:57:04 from level 65.
[06/06/15 15:08:57] shandor [375/689] has come upon Virtual [687/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:29:07 is added to shandor's clock.
[06/06/15 16:38:27] Heisenberg [244/431] has come upon Virtual [758/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:27 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/15 21:36:03] Virtual, Alric`, and greycat [1350/2366] have team battled iLP, charitwo, and FrodoTheHobbit [752/1838] and won! 1 day, 11:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 00:50:46] Lowbow [192/369] has challenged Virtual [325/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[06/08/15 20:10:24] Jareeta, Virtual, and tmberg [1174/3058] have team battled Gatewayy, mwhahaha, and MontyZuma [1593/1751] and lost! 2 days, 21:56:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 23:24:51] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:14 towards level 65.
[06/09/15 04:52:56] Kartoffelsuppe, tiwake, and idisjunction [477/2594] have team battled Totengeist, Virtual, and xcourier [153/2209] and won! 2 days, 14:23:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 14:04:34] Asara [409/530] has challenged Virtual [853/1126] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:55:14 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/09/15 20:47:01] Virtual [946/1126] has come upon Tamini [80/524] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:23:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/10/15 18:13:38] Virtual [184/1126] has challenged Beavis [624/1040] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:03:43 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/11/15 05:01:51] ajhgfa [260/467] has come upon Virtual [245/1126] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:03:02 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[06/12/15 08:34:45] Virtual was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:26 from level 65.
[06/12/15 09:58:49] Lenny [296/1067] has challenged Virtual [456/1126] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to Lenny's clock.
[06/13/15 14:37:47] irix [731/848] has challenged Virtual [1018/1126] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:17:47 is added to irix's clock.
[06/13/15 15:50:45] Virtual bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:10 from level 65.
[06/13/15 17:37:20] gravis [448/579] has challenged Virtual [686/1126] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to gravis's clock.
[06/14/15 01:36:46] Virtual [626/1126] has come upon CFSworks [383/793] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:36:21 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/14/15 01:41:27] Virtual [400/1126] has challenged SudoKing [486/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:29:53 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/14/15 08:21:59] nikoJ [85/441] has come upon Virtual [776/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:47:14 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[06/17/15 02:11:45] Virtual [964/1126] has come upon greycat [713/873] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:56:10 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/18/15 05:56:21] hannesenator [126/404] has challenged Virtual [445/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[06/19/15 03:22:22] FrodoTheHobbit [391/941] has challenged Virtual [70/1126] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:41:51 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[06/19/15 03:59:11] Virtual [36/1126] has come upon Ramsey [191/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:51:20 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/19/15 04:18:28] Virtual [266/1126] has come upon XVar [99/338] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:10:23 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/20/15 16:27:23] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:17 towards level 65.
[06/23/15 07:35:04] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:09 towards level 65.
[06/24/15 17:17:31] Nuve [66/83] has come upon Virtual [341/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Nuve's clock.
[06/26/15 12:39:21] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:46 towards level 65.
[06/26/15 12:46:29] Virtual was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:48 from level 65.
[06/26/15 12:52:40] Nuve [200/230] has challenged Virtual [570/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Nuve's clock.
[06/27/15 23:00:12] nikoJ, Virtual, and Cenhinen [578/2140] have team battled Andries, astropoint, and darkmage [163/1556] and won! 0 days, 09:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 07:09:07] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:24 towards level 65.
[06/28/15 14:43:41] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:24 towards level 65.
[06/28/15 21:17:06] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:43 towards level 65.
[06/29/15 04:17:19] abra0 [79/496] has challenged Virtual [148/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:30 is added to abra0's clock.
[06/29/15 06:21:20] Booya [149/281] has challenged Virtual [150/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Booya's clock.
[06/29/15 06:41:33] Virtual [1120/1126] has challenged prattmic [467/858] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/30/15 17:47:01] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:06:07 towards level 66.
[07/01/15 02:25:01] TimWolla, Virtual, and NezumiRyu [635/2207] have team battled kensington, ajhgfa, and PiotrekD [580/1544] and won! 0 days, 05:59:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/15 10:16:40] Virtual, pfoley, and TimWolla [762/2631] have team battled VoidFox, suterismus, and csssuf [1163/2236] and lost! 1 day, 05:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/15 10:21:06] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:59 towards level 66.
[07/02/15 07:53:53] Virtual [897/1126] has come upon MetaNova [477/723] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:04:50 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/02/15 14:08:03] Nofew [538/877] has come upon Virtual [697/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:14:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/03/15 13:20:36] discopig [162/661] has come upon Virtual [246/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:50:57 is added to discopig's clock.
[07/03/15 15:45:23] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:48:28 towards level 66.
[07/03/15 17:06:19] Evanna [45/99] has challenged Virtual [11/1126] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:49 is removed from Evanna's clock.
[07/04/15 02:33:20] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:24 towards level 66.
[07/04/15 16:32:04] Bob [14/50] has challenged Virtual [1012/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Bob's clock.
[07/05/15 12:08:33] Virtual [801/1126] has challenged kenyon [711/1235] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:10:33 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/05/15 17:40:16] blind, lipek, and zbart [2255/2493] have team battled sasaniak, Virtual, and L235 [1890/2295] and won! 1 day, 01:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 03:06:16] ninjabox [38/294] has challenged Virtual [73/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to ninjabox's clock.
[07/07/15 18:07:47] ChasedSpade, ChiefRA, and Pici [1436/1758] have team battled Boohbah, Virtual, and hannesenator [360/1971] and won! 1 day, 04:32:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 22:28:46] Virtual [963/1126] has challenged sjefen6 [317/436] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:04:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/07/15 22:45:06] ChiefRA, L235, and cbob [367/1459] have team battled Virtual, Trozz, and likcoras [603/1996] and lost! 0 days, 06:20:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/15 01:59:13] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:11:02 is added to his clock.
[07/09/15 12:34:04] Virtual was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:31 from level 66.
[07/10/15 04:15:30] Akiyuki, damyan, and emmgame221 [1367/1375] have team battled Virtual, Ramsey, and Haru [644/1708] and won! 0 days, 00:13:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/15 16:14:26] Meta [151/400] has challenged Virtual [538/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:04 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/11/15 04:36:58] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:23 towards level 66.
[07/11/15 10:46:01] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:23:37 is added to his clock.
[07/11/15 17:27:59] Birdbones, gipyelrah, and charitwo [1624/2458] have team battled Totengeist, Virtual, and sasaniak [2548/2659] and lost! 4 days, 20:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/15 09:06:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 1 day, 13:32:21 toward level 66.
[07/14/15 09:39:51] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:16:46 is added to his clock.
[07/14/15 11:56:25] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:21 towards level 66.
[07/14/15 12:42:01] Virtual [31/1126] has come upon wallmani [22/216] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:47:29 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/14/15 17:47:42] yond, darkmage, and Virtual [2551/2610] have team battled ToxicMouse, Killerkid, and EkimmI [562/1741] and won! 0 days, 12:37:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 13:07:08] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:10 towards level 66.
[07/15/15 20:18:59] Virtual [26/1126] has come upon BronyDee [164/244] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:12 is added to Virtual's clock.
[07/16/15 04:25:44] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:23:42 is added to his clock.
[07/16/15 05:58:42] modulus [62/321] has come upon Virtual [388/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:40 is added to modulus's clock.
[07/16/15 09:46:45] Silvanus_Betrium [59/562] has come upon Virtual [1068/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:07:38 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/16/15 10:04:48] Virtual [748/1126] has challenged Booya [33/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:45:02 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/18/15 02:28:16] MJ94 [197/522] has challenged Virtual [1122/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/20/15 08:18:21] grant050, Asara, and merx [286/1584] have team battled Virtual, reim, and Pici [774/2249] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/15 10:21:03] Virtual [286/1126] has come upon cbob [469/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:18 is added to Virtual's clock.
[07/20/15 11:40:01] Virtual [739/1126] has challenged nfsnobody [670/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:03:31 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/20/15 16:38:18] Pici [244/671] has come upon Virtual [809/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:38:53 is added to Pici's clock.
[07/21/15 01:28:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 0 days, 13:53:34 toward level 66.
[07/21/15 05:25:25] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:58:03 is added to his clock.
[07/21/15 05:48:00] Cenhinen [312/591] has come upon Virtual [17/1126] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 18:05:36 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[07/21/15 10:48:18] Virtual [154/1126] has challenged Jareeta [197/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:37 is added to Virtual's clock.
[07/22/15 00:13:55] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:10 towards level 66.
[07/22/15 09:58:28] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:31 towards level 66.
[07/23/15 07:00:12] Virtual [11/1126] has come upon SchrodingersScat [311/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:55 is added to Virtual's clock.
[07/23/15 07:42:20] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:36:00 is added to his clock.
[07/23/15 20:18:18] Virtual [254/1126] has challenged Fluttershy [429/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Virtual's clock.
[07/23/15 21:43:31] identd [407/914] has come upon Virtual [289/1126] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:10:19 is removed from identd's clock.
[07/24/15 02:33:01] Misza, brendan, and Virtual [364/2937] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Alric`, and spaceCore [994/2087] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/15 23:50:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 8 days, 07:14:02 toward level 67.
[07/28/15 03:51:35] gravis, Virtual, and gipyelrah [1010/2713] have team battled kork, ChasedSpade, and XJR-9 [79/1667] and won! 0 days, 11:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/15 12:48:19] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:33:33 towards level 67.
[07/28/15 16:42:46] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:53:10 towards level 67.
[07/28/15 22:55:13] Virtual [880/1123] has challenged yond [742/1122] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:31:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/29/15 23:39:27] Virtual burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Virtual's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/15 07:07:12] MetaNova [14/661] has challenged Virtual [4/1117] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:06:09 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[07/31/15 12:49:00] hazelnut, Virtual, and kapitanluffy [1065/1982] have team battled Heisenberg, Meta, and r00f [158/1426] and won! 0 days, 03:05:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 13:51:04] nfsnobody [165/677] has come upon Virtual [473/1117] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:07:46 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[08/03/15 17:07:22] Virtual was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:26 towards level 67.
[08/03/15 18:50:02] Virtual [106/1117] has challenged ajhgfa [407/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:59:31 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/04/15 03:10:34] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:59:08 is added to his clock.
[08/04/15 10:43:38] Virtual, hazelnut, and yawgmoth [935/1974] have team battled Bl4ckD34tH, MontyZuma, and m0shbear [1776/2047] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/15 07:18:57] Tesla [426/668] has challenged Virtual [88/1117] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:07 is removed from Tesla's clock.
[08/06/15 00:02:19] Virtual [326/1117] has come upon Frogging101 [405/563] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:46:45 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/06/15 11:39:51] Virtual [616/1117] has come upon identd [600/914] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:18:32 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/07/15 20:22:07] XJR-9, Virtual, and csssuf [1543/2509] have team battled iViLe, RBecker, and tiwake [228/2302] and won! 4 days, 19:42:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/15 20:50:37] idisjunction, Ttech, and yond [225/3402] have team battled bendem, Bl4ckD34tH, and Virtual [1021/2083] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 22:16:52] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:16 towards level 67.
[08/10/15 03:49:16] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:24:02 towards level 67.
[08/10/15 21:56:53] charitwo [103/518] has challenged Virtual [388/1117] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:02:48 is added to charitwo's clock.
[08/11/15 15:39:56] identd [620/914] has come upon Virtual [1021/1117] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:36:46 is added to identd's clock.
[08/12/15 08:40:35] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:45:50 from level 67.
[08/13/15 20:06:49] SlowRiot, suterismus, and kenyon [2901/3123] have team battled Virtual, Beavis, and Agent86 [1861/2815] and won! 0 days, 04:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/15 03:33:26] Virtual, blizgerg, and discopig [2747/2822] have team battled Regnor, MadHatter, and Hydrogenum [1903/2351] and won! 3 days, 03:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/15 05:52:40] Frogging101, Tenorman, and jenksy [1021/2119] have team battled tmberg, Bkid, and Virtual [1716/2389] and lost! 0 days, 19:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/15 10:25:49] Fluttershy, Haquer, and dwfreed [1314/1634] have team battled Peaches, Virtual, and Totengeist [1004/2300] and won! 2 days, 02:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/15 16:40:56] SlowRiot [233/689] has challenged Virtual [29/1117] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/14/15 20:28:00] Virtual [567/1117] has challenged Regnor [684/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:17:43 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/15/15 03:02:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 8 days, 20:33:33 toward level 67.
[08/15/15 05:30:59] Virtual [929/1117] has challenged Brainiac [66/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:25 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/15/15 05:30:59] Virtual has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:35:50 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/15/15 12:09:29] AKBlindy [244/640] has come upon Virtual [674/1117] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:06 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[08/15/15 15:36:08] Virtual [660/1117] has come upon Jareeta [545/970] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:33:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/16/15 00:33:44] nfsnobody, Virtual, and soltys [1763/2256] have team battled blind, Majak, and unicron [1629/1803] and won! 0 days, 08:55:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/15 23:34:24] Meta, Virtual, AKBlindy, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/15 09:07:59] Virtual [996/1117] has challenged pants [180/457] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/18/15 02:41:50] Virtual, Pici, and greycat [1711/2669] have team battled unicron, nikoJ, and reveal [1184/1344] and won! 2 days, 09:26:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/15 19:12:22] Virtual [784/1117] has challenged eva42 [683/831] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:03:58 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/20/15 19:32:56] Virtual, XVar, and reveal [1185/1872] have team battled h00k, aucg, and Asara [1356/2395] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 21:04:40] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:13 towards level 68.
[08/21/15 23:33:08] Chuck [221/460] has challenged Virtual [961/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/22/15 08:41:55] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:50:00 towards level 68.
[08/22/15 12:20:09] Virtual was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:03:27 from level 68.
[08/22/15 22:15:02] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:52:03 towards level 68.
[08/23/15 11:32:33] Virtual [494/1117] has challenged yano [282/654] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:55:37 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/23/15 13:19:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 15 days, 23:54:03 toward level 68.
[08/25/15 05:05:05] tangerine [330/518] has come upon Virtual [894/1117] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:40 is added to tangerine's clock.
[08/27/15 13:54:44] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:06 towards level 68.
[08/27/15 23:28:08] Virtual [837/1117] has come upon darkmage [739/887] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/28/15 00:13:57] Crazycatlady, dindinx, and FrodoTheHobbit [715/2005] have team battled cirdan, MJ94, and Virtual [2335/2485] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/15 11:12:27] Virtual [868/1117] has challenged noother [375/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:07:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/31/15 08:06:06] Darky, blizgerg, and spiffytech [122/2731] have team battled mthw, Sir_Lemming, and Virtual [457/2282] and lost! 0 days, 09:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/15 00:12:57] Virtual met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:06 from level 68.
[09/01/15 02:34:56] Tesla, theemstra, and elf [1273/1949] have team battled Virtual, droogie, and Senka [1313/2144] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/15 05:47:25] Virtual [65/1127] has challenged Brainiac [570/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/01/15 11:08:50] Senka [35/153] has come upon Virtual [683/1127] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:01 is added to Senka's clock.
[09/02/15 18:19:46] Virtual was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:34 from level 68.
[09/04/15 04:06:20] Virtual [110/1134] has challenged Gaius [49/687] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/05/15 07:02:21] Cenhinen [93/563] has come upon Virtual [212/1134] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:05:02 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[09/05/15 09:08:44] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:12:31 is added to his clock.
[09/05/15 12:26:59] Virtual [236/1134] has challenged Kinsmir [168/626] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:45:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/05/15 16:38:39] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:27:33 from level 69.
[09/06/15 15:20:50] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:57:30 towards level 69.
[09/08/15 09:54:07] Virtual [379/1134] has challenged Unikitty [43/486] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:35:27 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/08/15 10:54:30] Virtual [266/1134] has challenged grooverider [339/982] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:29:58 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/08/15 11:33:03] Virtual [926/1134] has come upon Agent86 [82/456] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:19:39 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/09/15 09:03:18] Regnor [168/805] has challenged Virtual [620/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:20:24 is added to Regnor's clock.
[09/09/15 09:29:48] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:37:55 towards level 69.
[09/09/15 19:15:46] Virtual reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Virtual's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/15 19:28:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 12:51:49 from level 69.
[09/11/15 04:10:00] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:43:25 towards level 69.
[09/11/15 11:00:56] XJR-9, Furry, and Virtual [1027/2329] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Chuck, and kork [773/1230] and won! 1 day, 21:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/15 17:12:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 07:08:16 from level 69.
[09/12/15 09:18:58] allo, Virtual, and Samus [2161/2183] have team battled mwhahaha, Frogging101, and dindinx [1495/1669] and won! 0 days, 00:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 12:32:43] XVar [32/422] has challenged Virtual [469/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:14 is added to XVar's clock.
[09/13/15 04:54:37] Virtual [93/1137] has come upon LordH [231/871] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:27:14 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/13/15 16:52:10] Virtual left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Virtual's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/15 12:25:19] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:58:57 towards level 69.
[09/15/15 08:51:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 5 days, 00:28:58 toward level 69.
[09/15/15 10:59:55] Frogging101 [264/522] has challenged Virtual [143/1097] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:55:02 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[09/15/15 13:00:40] Virtual [544/1097] has challenged astropoint [167/643] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:49:40 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/16/15 01:55:24] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:09:57 from level 69.
[09/16/15 19:36:40] Virtual [123/1097] has come upon gipyelrah [426/1068] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:33:28 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/17/15 09:01:50] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:48:20 towards level 69.
[09/17/15 17:00:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 32 days, 07:25:58 toward level 69.
[09/17/15 17:04:56] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:49:52 towards level 69.
[09/19/15 21:07:00] Virtual [358/1097] has come upon Bkid [254/473] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:59:33 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/20/15 02:43:57] Simie [126/980] has challenged Virtual [222/1097] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:25:38 is added to Simie's clock.
[09/21/15 20:58:15] Virtual [892/1097] has challenged XVar [6/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:08:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/22/15 08:57:48] Virtual was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:26 from level 69.
[09/22/15 10:34:09] hannesenator, wallmani, and theemstra [528/1265] have team battled Virtual, BronyDee, and honkybonky [1230/2222] and lost! 0 days, 13:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/15 18:11:38] Cameron_D, Virtual, and x86_64 [2425/2496] have team battled Samus, mthw, and daemoneye [1297/1594] and won! 0 days, 21:57:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/15 21:40:35] rharwood, soltys, and CornFly [1357/2109] have team battled Virtual, csssuf, and sjums_the_great [534/2234] and won! 0 days, 20:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/15 22:06:51] NezumiRyu [543/544] has challenged Virtual [232/1097] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:05:34 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[09/23/15 08:44:39] icxcnika [109/319] has challenged Virtual [209/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to icxcnika's clock.
[09/25/15 04:53:07] Dan_` [3/8] has challenged Virtual [145/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[09/25/15 21:35:19] iViLe, Xyrael, and h00k [373/2216] have team battled sjefen6, mwhahaha, and Virtual [1756/2001] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/15 16:00:07] Virtual lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:47 from level 69.
[09/27/15 17:20:02] MadMan [104/171] has challenged Virtual [568/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to MadMan's clock.
[09/27/15 17:50:11] Virtual [357/1097] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [80/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/29/15 13:30:21] MetaNova, Virtual, and Chuck [301/2080] have team battled charitwo, clearcasting, and Crazycatlady [1370/1629] and lost! 1 day, 14:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 17:37:00] pfoley, Cypher, and Virtual [758/2693] have team battled MJ94, Mateusz, and Frogging101 [1485/2116] and lost! 1 day, 21:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 21:53:56] zankore [298/515] has come upon Virtual [1026/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:49:25 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/01/15 00:44:50] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:47:20 from level 69.
[10/01/15 01:35:22] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:25:42 towards level 69.
[10/02/15 12:21:51] Virtual [831/1107] has challenged soltys [439/587] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:22:33 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/02/15 12:21:51] Virtual has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:01:29 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/03/15 09:10:12] NezumiRyu, Andries, and vox [1221/1547] have team battled grant050, Virtual, and neurospex [2161/2512] and lost! 1 day, 14:31:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 09:50:43] Dan_`, zbart, and neurospex [494/1808] have team battled TauPan, Virtual, and Plasmastar [658/1789] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 10:42:45] Virtual [382/1107] has come upon ChiefRA [433/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:22:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/03/15 12:30:15] fattrat [749/758] has challenged Virtual [931/1107] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:16 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/03/15 16:55:29] Zos [47/178] has challenged Virtual [976/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to Zos's clock.
[10/04/15 15:22:40] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:33 towards level 69.
[10/04/15 15:56:08] KyloRen [162/290] has come upon Virtual [656/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:17 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/04/15 21:00:43] Virtual [372/1107] has come upon mwheeler [269/399] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:01 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/06/15 04:09:04] ekaron [203/349] has come upon Virtual [294/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:31:24 is added to ekaron's clock.
[10/06/15 12:09:11] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:41 from level 69.
[10/07/15 01:00:29] Virtual [924/1107] has challenged a1291762 [206/945] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:22:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/09/15 20:30:45] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:50:56 is added to his clock.
[10/10/15 03:34:22] Nofew [620/911] has challenged Virtual [515/1107] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/11/15 05:57:59] ChiefRA [219/455] has come upon Virtual [391/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:55 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[10/11/15 09:33:47] NoodleCake [71/267] has challenged Virtual [214/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[10/12/15 00:44:45] Virtual [294/1107] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [199/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:57:34 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/12/15 03:59:20] Virtual [1060/1107] has come upon Brom [191/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:42 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/12/15 16:29:29] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:26 towards level 69.
[10/13/15 05:00:50] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:56:39 is added to his clock.
[10/14/15 02:17:11] Virtual fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:21 from level 69.
[10/14/15 19:54:58] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:39 towards level 69.
[10/14/15 23:29:25] Virtual [207/1107] has challenged BronyDee [246/384] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/15/15 18:36:08] RBecker, theemstra, and Virtual [1147/1991] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, ChasedSpade, and m0shbear [489/2086] and won! 0 days, 02:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 14:32:06] Virtual was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:28:28 from level 70.
[10/17/15 20:36:16] clonak [121/541] has challenged Virtual [416/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:37 is added to clonak's clock.
[10/18/15 16:30:41] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:25:51 towards level 70.
[10/18/15 22:19:13] cirdan, NezumiRyu, and BURUT [718/1715] have team battled lolwut, Eiam, and Virtual [1654/2118] and lost! 1 day, 03:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 11:12:42] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:51:33 towards level 70.
[10/21/15 12:50:13] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:51:47 towards level 70.
[10/22/15 20:24:10] Virtual [283/1115] has challenged AngryParsley [222/912] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:02:05 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/23/15 15:58:39] Globalirc [122/236] has challenged Virtual [764/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/23/15 22:34:00] vegadark [392/566] has challenged Virtual [879/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:23:10 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/24/15 12:40:23] Virtual was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:31:50 from level 70.
[10/25/15 01:21:08] Zos [212/496] has come upon Virtual [43/1115] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:50:38 is removed from Zos's clock.
[10/27/15 14:47:43] Jguy [23/222] has challenged Virtual [111/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Jguy's clock.
[10/27/15 20:28:47] MadHatter [1/501] has come upon Virtual [594/1115] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:36:07 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[10/28/15 12:51:37] honkybonky, Killerkid, Virtual, and Birdbones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/15 11:43:09] sjefen6, zokko, and Virtual [197/1770] have team battled Dan_`, SchrodingersScat, and SmOkE_RU [630/1302] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/15 22:06:15] Virtual EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:56:44 from level 70.
[10/29/15 23:31:04] dwfreed [72/438] has challenged Virtual [846/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:55 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/30/15 17:40:48] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:07 towards level 70.
[11/01/15 09:13:34] Virtual [137/1115] has come upon damyan [17/759] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:35:03 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/01/15 10:29:48] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:20 towards level 70.
[11/01/15 11:23:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 12 days, 16:13:49 toward level 70.
[11/01/15 15:15:49] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:21 towards level 70.
[11/02/15 07:40:38] Virtual [293/1115] has come upon Tamini [206/622] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:41:42 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/02/15 11:00:25] godog, davidfg4, and tmberg [2186/2567] have team battled Unikitty, fraq, and Virtual [1036/2036] and won! 0 days, 11:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 04:52:37] Virtual [319/1115] has challenged SudoKing [593/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:35 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/06/15 12:07:35] Virtual [546/1115] has come upon TauPan [94/314] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:02:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/06/15 12:11:21] pfoley [444/661] has challenged Virtual [537/1115] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:38:12 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/06/15 22:21:47] Plasmastar [60/365] has come upon Virtual [976/1115] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:46:19 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[11/07/15 23:17:38] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:25 towards level 70.
[11/08/15 06:11:28] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:01 towards level 70.
[11/08/15 17:00:27] Virtual fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Virtual's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/15 19:18:05] Virtual was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:07 from level 70.
[11/09/15 01:04:58] Virtual [1078/1102] has come upon rinse_and_repeat [72/292] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:00 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/09/15 07:52:23] Virtual [46/1102] has come upon Charris [64/402] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:33 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/11/15 08:55:47] SpaceKookie [12/23] has challenged Virtual [911/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/11/15 20:35:55] Kable [157/406] has come upon Virtual [105/1109] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:35 is removed from Kable's clock.
[11/11/15 23:22:18] Virtual [735/855] has challenged Alric` [172/695] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/12/15 12:45:44] anal0g [37/108] has challenged Virtual [152/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to anal0g's clock.
[11/13/15 00:34:03] Virtual met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:19:25 from level 71.
[11/13/15 00:51:34] Virtual EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:41:15 from level 71.
[11/13/15 09:44:34] Cenhinen, Regnor, and archlich [1182/1949] have team battled Virtual, SlowRiot, and AngryParsley [2024/2471] and lost! 1 day, 18:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 10:05:56] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:14:58 towards level 71.
[11/13/15 19:24:43] Virtual got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:25:50 from level 71.
[11/15/15 01:14:39] MetaNova [493/512] has challenged Virtual [854/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:38:31 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/15/15 06:29:50] Virtual ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:19:28 from level 71.
[11/15/15 09:16:13] Virtual [832/855] has come upon greycat [178/817] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:20:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/16/15 14:18:22] Virtual slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Virtual's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/15 16:27:44] damyan [512/774] has challenged Virtual [291/849] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:28:03 is removed from damyan's clock.
[11/17/15 09:33:35] Virtual, drazisil, and roy [642/1771] have team battled iamzim, fraq, and Asara [633/1713] and won! 1 day, 04:18:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 14:27:03] RBecker [12/694] has come upon Virtual [604/849] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:22:56 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/18/15 07:39:17] KyloRen [266/458] has come upon Virtual [705/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:30 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[11/18/15 12:45:03] SynthesizerPatel, Globalirc, and Xyrael [1673/1782] have team battled reim, Zero, and Virtual [1629/1918] and won! 0 days, 10:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 14:15:11] lux [9/290] has challenged Virtual [780/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to lux's clock.
[11/19/15 18:53:15] Virtual [209/849] has challenged ChasedSpade [325/593] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:10:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/20/15 11:12:47] Virtual fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Virtual's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/15 20:41:58] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:10:44 from level 71.
[11/21/15 19:09:37] Virtual [114/837] has challenged AngryParsley [529/906] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:33:01 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/22/15 01:01:55] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:55:32 towards level 71.
[11/22/15 03:23:27] lutoma [490/592] has challenged Virtual [153/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from lutoma's clock.
[11/24/15 00:18:56] Furry, MadMan, and Frogging101 [326/1514] have team battled Douhet, bigjay, and Virtual [598/2158] and lost! 0 days, 07:24:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/15 10:12:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 42 days, 08:21:22 toward level 71.
[11/25/15 21:39:24] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:54 towards level 71.
[11/26/15 13:53:57] Virtual [812/837] has come upon Globalirc [176/337] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:36:43 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/27/15 06:26:48] jdb [21/435] has challenged Virtual [443/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to jdb's clock.
[11/27/15 17:05:20] irix [631/1021] has challenged Virtual [108/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:15 is removed from irix's clock.
[11/28/15 09:45:47] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:21 towards level 71.
[11/28/15 15:12:24] Virtual [757/837] has challenged holloway [217/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:06:39 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/29/15 01:21:31] Andries, roy, and joek [677/1485] have team battled allo, Virtual, and Globalirc [114/1671] and won! 0 days, 18:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/15 03:37:19] Boohbah [168/613] has challenged Virtual [822/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:32 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[12/01/15 10:29:54] jdb [206/435] has challenged Virtual [46/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from jdb's clock.
[12/04/15 14:29:32] fraq [172/592] has challenged Virtual [404/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to fraq's clock.
[12/06/15 11:26:29] Virtual [29/837] has challenged dwfreed [48/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:51:42 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/06/15 17:57:38] kier [297/300] has challenged Virtual [787/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to kier's clock.
[12/06/15 21:36:49] Flynn, dwfreed, and SpaceKookie [1573/1751] have team battled Mateusz, Virtual, and SlowRiot [218/2315] and won! 0 days, 12:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/15 22:30:49] Virtual [333/837] has challenged SchrodingersScat [64/389] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:06:18 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/07/15 09:11:48] Virtual was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:40:44 from level 71.
[12/08/15 02:24:58] a1291762 [273/954] has come upon Virtual [249/837] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:11:53 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[12/08/15 10:54:25] pixelate, Douhet, and Virtual [1760/1895] have team battled Meanz0r, zankore, and bendem [784/1366] and won! 1 day, 04:04:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 08:53:32] zankore [127/602] has challenged Virtual [508/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:34:57 is added to zankore's clock.
[12/09/15 10:06:31] sjefen6, Virtual, and blind [588/2024] have team battled eva42, redlegion, and arlen [1517/2223] and lost! 3 days, 00:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 10:21:52] Virtual [649/837] has come upon arlen [494/741] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:47:36 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/11/15 10:30:55] Virtual burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Virtual's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/15 13:32:28] grooverider [205/1027] has come upon Virtual [824/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:04:23 is added to grooverider's clock.
[12/12/15 10:49:37] Fluttershy, arlen, and JeDaYoshi [1331/1806] have team battled Virtual, Darky, and redlegion [1796/2253] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 16:40:40] Nic [12/35] has challenged Virtual [346/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Nic's clock.
[12/13/15 06:30:03] icxcnika [176/447] has challenged Virtual [122/832] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from icxcnika's clock.
[12/14/15 04:38:50] Virtual [45/832] has challenged Bl4ckD34tH [474/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:29 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/14/15 13:42:30] Virtual [408/832] has challenged NightRabbit [176/391] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/14/15 18:05:21] Kitlith, MadMan, and andoruh [1125/1572] have team battled Virtual, lux, and Boohbah [1222/1819] and lost! 0 days, 15:43:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 07:20:38] MadHatter, Virtual, and Gmane [353/1630] have team battled JeDaYoshi, Samus, and Heisenberg [1599/1666] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 13:52:20] nitzer [427/703] has challenged Virtual [87/832] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:22:29 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[12/15/15 17:53:53] Virtual [81/832] has challenged blindbox [93/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:46:05 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/16/15 05:24:35] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, Virtual, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/15 08:01:09] Virtual [618/832] has come upon honkybonky [323/704] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:43:03 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/17/15 21:13:53] daemoneye, nitzer, and fattrat [468/2155] have team battled roy, Virtual, and dodobrain [357/1770] and won! 1 day, 11:33:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 19:53:32] Virtual was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:59:47 from level 71.
[12/19/15 06:27:53] Globalirc [299/515] has challenged Virtual [578/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:36:19 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/22/15 00:59:21] Jaximo, dindinx, and arlen [1620/1801] have team battled Boohbah, Cypher, and Virtual [1852/2345] and lost! 0 days, 09:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/15 13:27:13] Diitto [836/858] has challenged Virtual [740/832] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[12/28/15 01:38:14] Virtual met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:53 from level 71.
[12/28/15 06:05:47] CornFly [206/986] has come upon Virtual [350/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:17:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/29/15 02:44:29] Evrial [48/535] has come upon Virtual [146/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:29:22 is added to Evrial's clock.
[12/29/15 07:14:50] CornFly [868/986] has come upon Virtual [685/832] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:03:43 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/30/15 21:57:36] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:53 towards level 71.
[01/01/16 13:43:28] Virtual [342/832] has challenged mwhahaha [185/551] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/02/16 06:32:22] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:19:42 from level 72.
[01/02/16 12:49:43] Virtual [409/832] has come upon PBabebu [278/289] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:58:22 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/02/16 20:52:40] a1291762, Virtual, argus, and kier have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/16 22:45:10] woonack [483/592] has come upon Virtual [337/832] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:21:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/03/16 11:53:40] Virtual [306/832] has challenged Birdbones [407/981] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:28:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/03/16 21:02:01] PinkiePie, zokko, and MJ94 [916/1823] have team battled EngierkO, Virtual, and lux [381/1676] and won! 0 days, 21:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 21:09:45] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:05:38 towards level 72.
[01/06/16 09:11:00] pipework, Xenthys, and Nyarlathotep [1099/1330] have team battled Virtual, Ironhoof, and a1291762 [1678/2241] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/16 18:42:16] bigjay, Virtual, and bl4ckscor3 [1442/2118] have team battled Regnor, Senka, and theemstra [669/1865] and won! 2 days, 12:14:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 18:03:22] elf, Birdbones, and mwhahaha [2103/2369] have team battled Virtual, Cypher, and m0shbear [1457/2443] and won! 0 days, 01:18:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/16 03:45:16] Virtual [374/832] has challenged Jareeta [518/1043] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:50:11 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/09/16 20:49:56] Virtual lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:48:48 from level 72.
[01/10/16 16:26:58] tmberg, Virtual, and Fahrenheit [1607/1964] have team battled damyan, FrodoTheHobbit, and splinny [1366/2381] and won! 0 days, 01:01:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 02:20:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 9 days, 09:16:26 toward level 72.
[01/11/16 09:21:44] yasdorian, Frogging101, and Milquetoast [1085/1968] have team battled mthw, Andries, and Virtual [1335/1934] and lost! 3 days, 11:45:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/16 15:35:08] Virtual [82/832] has come upon MetaNova [57/535] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:57:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/14/16 11:34:15] Virtual [119/832] has challenged petrichor [236/446] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:59:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/15/16 14:05:00] godog [479/828] has come upon Virtual [320/832] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:46:37 is removed from godog's clock.
[01/15/16 16:45:04] Virtual [586/832] has challenged Glorfindel [551/792] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:03:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/16/16 00:39:40] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:31:36 towards level 72.
[01/17/16 03:30:21] unicron [716/719] has challenged Virtual [498/832] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/17/16 05:35:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 11 days, 08:28:02 toward level 72.
[01/17/16 20:20:32] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:33 towards level 72.
[01/18/16 03:24:42] Virtual [751/832] has come upon ruan [203/404] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:30:44 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/18/16 15:10:58] Virtual [690/832] has challenged Andries [162/492] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:52:44 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/18/16 23:35:07] SpaceKookie [241/395] has challenged Virtual [0/832] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from SpaceKookie's clock.
[01/19/16 19:34:44] Ironhoof, m0shbear, and bendem [532/1811] have team battled Virtual, Heisenberg, and charitwo [778/2022] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/16 22:14:03] mixxit [95/272] has challenged Virtual [680/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/20/16 20:53:27] Virtual, yano, and BURUT [67/2036] have team battled MetaNova, identd, and Diitto [792/2066] and lost! 1 day, 00:31:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/16 08:44:37] Virtual walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:04:40 from level 72.
[01/22/16 15:23:08] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:25 towards level 72.
[01/23/16 22:52:06] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:35 towards level 72.
[01/24/16 12:04:13] Virtual [74/832] has challenged woonack [92/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/25/16 10:12:39] naw [155/557] has challenged Virtual [341/832] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:36:41 is added to naw's clock.
[01/25/16 11:47:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 0 days, 14:33:53 toward level 72.
[01/25/16 17:15:18] keepermurf [72/781] has challenged Virtual [339/832] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:30:09 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[01/25/16 22:08:34] mwhahaha, Crazycatlady, lux, and Virtual have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/16 18:28:38] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:12:20 is added to his clock.
[01/27/16 07:52:55] cyberfox [69/70] has challenged Virtual [252/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to cyberfox's clock.
[01/27/16 11:17:00] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:17 towards level 72.
[01/27/16 15:33:01] Virtual [277/832] has challenged HeavyPodda [454/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:51 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/27/16 15:39:49] Virtual got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:34 from level 72.
[01/28/16 21:58:32] Bilzerian [177/280] has challenged Virtual [52/832] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:48 is removed from Bilzerian's clock.
[01/28/16 22:21:31] Xenthys [129/423] has challenged Virtual [528/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/30/16 22:37:55] cyberfox [187/248] has challenged Virtual [629/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to cyberfox's clock.
[01/31/16 02:03:06] Virtual, kenyon, and vegadark [1043/2685] have team battled soltys, nitzer, and drazisil [880/1839] and won! 0 days, 01:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 07:33:11] Virtual [171/832] has challenged Asara [218/806] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/31/16 07:37:49] sasaniak [561/700] has come upon Virtual [533/832] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:16:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/01/16 07:39:40] mixxit [224/316] has challenged Virtual [637/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to mixxit's clock.
[02/01/16 16:47:44] MadMan [453/553] has challenged Virtual [818/832] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to MadMan's clock.
[02/02/16 05:24:00] Virtual [539/836] has challenged PiotrekD [151/609] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:22:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/02/16 23:35:55] Scar3cr0w, yasdorian, and Ttech [1519/2683] have team battled damyan, Virtual, and Plasmastar [1152/1966] and won! 1 day, 15:45:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 03:53:33] sjefen6 [270/375] has come upon Virtual [620/836] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:02:24 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/04/16 19:05:08] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 13:28:11 is added to his clock.
[02/05/16 10:08:34] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:31:38 towards level 73.
[02/05/16 11:07:25] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:22:07 towards level 73.
[02/05/16 20:45:41] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:16 towards level 73.
[02/06/16 23:07:07] LordH [216/801] has challenged Virtual [709/836] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:39:07 is added to LordH's clock.
[02/07/16 21:05:38] Lowbow [375/427] has come upon Virtual [466/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:36:43 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[02/08/16 23:01:59] Virtual, irix, and yang [1522/2546] have team battled fattrat, MetaNova, and woonack [1104/1880] and won! 0 days, 07:28:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 01:39:57] Regnor, Virtual, and CornFly [1430/2619] have team battled Birdbones, Gizmokid2005, and SirMonkeybox [99/2730] and won! 1 day, 02:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 02:37:11] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:26:14 towards level 73.
[02/18/16 01:53:07] Heisenberg, Virtual, and allo [1797/1959] have team battled Satoshi, h00k, and seek [1943/2469] and lost! 5 days, 23:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 04:06:34] Virtual [231/836] has challenged Gatewayy [142/875] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:30:26 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/18/16 06:07:19] Meta [474/670] has challenged Virtual [66/836] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:32:58 is removed from Meta's clock.

[02/20/16 00:22:37] Milquetoast [688/902] has challenged Virtual [241/836] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:14:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/20/16 15:32:04] Virtual [259/836] has come upon XJR-9 [334/635] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/20/16 17:18:42] Virtual EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:41:11 from level 73.
[02/20/16 17:29:10] masterme120 [18/242] has come upon Virtual [815/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:45 is added to masterme120's clock.
[02/21/16 12:50:34] bl4ckscor3, r00f, and Totengeist [1854/2279] have team battled zid, Virtual, and fattrat [1873/2414] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/16 15:55:44] D-NICE, Virtual, and MJ94 [1029/2401] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Tharbakery, and darkmage [710/2202] and won! 1 day, 12:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 07:28:15] keeper_c, ville, and Lios [1253/2289] have team battled joek, Virtual, and yano [130/1913] and won! 0 days, 01:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 16:48:15] Virtual [225/836] has challenged Simie [127/819] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:28:11 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/24/16 07:14:34] Virtual [530/836] has come upon KeboDK [40/787] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:26:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/24/16 09:16:14] echeese [189/312] has challenged Virtual [692/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/24/16 11:22:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 9 days, 08:38:41 toward level 73.
[02/24/16 16:40:44] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:34:49 towards level 73.
[02/27/16 09:38:04] Nyarlathotep, Virtual, and Diitto [1669/2447] have team battled sasaniak, Plasmastar, and Milquetoast [652/1907] and won! 2 days, 16:43:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/16 07:57:26] Crazycatlady [271/444] has come upon Virtual [634/836] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:13:50 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/28/16 12:31:09] Virtual [712/836] has challenged Crazycatlady [305/444] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:47:00 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/29/16 05:37:02] Virtual [795/836] has challenged m0shbear [258/606] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:50:29 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/29/16 11:13:27] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:49:40 is added to his clock.
[02/29/16 14:01:33] Virtual [252/836] has come upon Valkor [915/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:48:24 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/29/16 18:52:57] MJ94, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1416/2211] have team battled Virtual, Birdbones, and woonack [835/2393] and won! 0 days, 04:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 06:45:21] d34th [165/611] has challenged Virtual [2/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:23:00 is removed from d34th's clock.
[03/01/16 07:16:39] Gatewayy, Cameron_D, Diitto, and Virtual have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/16 11:26:05] Virtual [604/836] has challenged SlowRiot [769/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:07:23 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/03/16 19:53:22] kensington, masterme120, and hannesenator [85/1639] have team battled Bl4ckD34tH, Furry, and Virtual [89/1888] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 05:51:03] Virtual [785/836] has come upon PinkiePie [308/578] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:33:02 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/06/16 22:02:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 8 days, 07:01:53 toward level 73.
[03/07/16 06:56:12] Virtual [716/836] has challenged kenyon [577/1334] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:35:15 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/08/16 10:52:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 0 days, 03:50:39 toward level 73.
[03/10/16 15:23:52] Heisenberg [483/652] has challenged Virtual [826/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:45 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/11/16 15:13:56] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:55 towards level 73.
[03/12/16 00:57:04] theblazehen, Schrodinger, Scar3cr0w, and Virtual have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/16 22:56:53] Str1ngS, Cysioland, and IdleMaster [509/1505] have team battled Virtual, Brom, and Chuck [1675/1879] and lost! 0 days, 09:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/16 08:54:22] Virtual spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Virtual's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/16 04:54:10] arlen [514/741] has challenged Virtual [364/827] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:48:09 is removed from arlen's clock.
[03/14/16 11:19:14] Frogging101, Virtual, and Akiyuki [1653/1804] have team battled keepermurf, masterme120, and Birdbones [1662/2056] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/16 11:42:34] Tratos [67/302] has come upon Virtual [675/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:48 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/15/16 17:23:26] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:26 towards level 73.
[03/16/16 08:35:37] Virtual [702/827] has come upon MollyMalone [127/177] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/17/16 07:15:31] GameGear [70/146] has challenged Virtual [228/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to GameGear's clock.
[03/17/16 18:40:02] Virtual [553/827] has challenged Brom [587/606] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/18/16 00:26:54] Virtual [603/827] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [63/769] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:24:40 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/18/16 07:29:27] Virtual [425/827] has challenged theZoMBiE [13/335] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:34:53 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/19/16 15:18:35] gabriel [315/354] has challenged Virtual [307/827] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[03/19/16 15:18:35] In the fierce battle, Virtual dropped his level 399 weapon! gabriel picks it up, tossing his old level 23 weapon to Virtual.
[03/20/16 02:44:37] Virtual [15/488] has challenged Tenorman [476/801] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:31:03 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/21/16 01:12:37] Virtual [339/493] has come upon brendan [149/934] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:21:03 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/22/16 13:07:26] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 02:01:17 is added to his clock.
[03/22/16 19:26:50] arlen, irix, and Sir_Lemming [71/2376] have team battled Virtual, Pascal, and eva42 [561/1994] and lost! 1 day, 06:46:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 04:47:24] roxxon [104/108] has challenged Virtual [492/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to roxxon's clock.
[03/24/16 06:42:22] Virtual [65/503] has come upon allo [377/469] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:55:05 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/24/16 16:27:23] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 22:54:29 is added to his clock.
[03/25/16 13:07:29] HeavyPodda, ville, and bigjay [1445/2358] have team battled Virtual, Majak, and Evrial [125/1520] and won! 1 day, 00:51:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/16 01:15:07] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:43:21 towards level 74.
[03/27/16 16:55:52] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:41:25 towards level 74.
[03/28/16 08:56:25] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:30:31 from level 74.
[03/28/16 14:05:34] echeese, SchrodingersScat, and DrFungus [877/1109] have team battled gipyelrah, yur, and Virtual [940/1842] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 12:18:33] Tratos, nitzer, and Virtual [428/1717] have team battled echeese, Pokota, and SudoKing [1296/1297] and lost! 0 days, 15:59:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 15:54:21] Virtual, unicron, and BURUT [600/1766] have team battled masterme120, Zaratustra, and Jareeta [215/2288] and won! 0 days, 13:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 14:22:26] Virtual [320/503] has challenged blizgerg [348/798] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:10:49 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/01/16 19:16:37] blizgerg, honkybonky, and fattrat [1651/2308] have team battled SlowRiot, Virtual, and Pogor [2/1857] and won! 1 day, 00:07:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 11:36:42] irix, Virtual, and SirMonkeybox [218/2168] have team battled jay, Firien, and daemoneye [1489/1495] and lost! 2 days, 21:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 21:42:23] Virtual, Doctor, and daemoneye [820/2197] have team battled Mateusz, shandor, and m0shbear [1704/2067] and lost! 0 days, 11:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 06:45:19] Virtual [104/503] has challenged gabriel [826/853] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:48:09 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/03/16 22:53:34] Virtual ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:19:39 from level 74.
[04/04/16 12:05:32] Virtual [204/503] has come upon yano [438/589] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:40:06 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/06/16 07:19:01] Virtual [255/503] has come upon holloway [313/424] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:15:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/06/16 17:41:49] sloth [67/299] has challenged Virtual [275/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to sloth's clock.
[04/08/16 14:39:25] Virtual got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:20:40 from level 74.
[04/10/16 16:31:39] Zossimov [129/131] has challenged Virtual [248/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Zossimov's clock.
[04/11/16 06:20:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 63 days, 15:33:32 toward level 74.
[04/11/16 08:15:25] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:59 towards level 74.
[04/12/16 09:04:17] Ironhoof [200/506] has come upon Virtual [475/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:13:43 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/17/16 02:00:16] Virtual [313/503] has come upon Alys [12/318] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:55:33 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/17/16 18:07:29] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:51 towards level 74.
[04/18/16 04:34:27] Virtual [395/503] has challenged Eiam [165/621] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:20:41 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/18/16 17:22:26] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:08:34 from level 74.
[04/19/16 23:49:49] vegadark [112/405] has challenged Virtual [108/503] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:59:23 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/20/16 12:18:07] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:22 towards level 74.
[04/21/16 14:05:19] HeavyPodda [681/910] has challenged Virtual [192/503] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.

[04/22/16 06:17:30] SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and Adar [201/1944] have team battled DoomedExistence, PiMp0r, and Tratos [96/1318] and won! 5 days, 00:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 05:42:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 19 days, 16:09:15 toward level 74.
[04/23/16 10:53:32] Heisenberg [173/893] has come upon Virtual [396/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/23/16 12:13:50] Virtual ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:56:35 from level 74.
[04/23/16 17:34:49] yur [225/467] has challenged Virtual [494/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to yur's clock.
[04/23/16 20:11:30] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:42 towards level 74.
[04/24/16 16:07:02] TheVoid [229/270] has challenged Virtual [494/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to TheVoid's clock.
[04/26/16 21:20:58] Oooooog [89/480] has come upon Virtual [53/503] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:38:29 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[04/28/16 13:29:10] jenksy [421/711] has come upon Virtual [253/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:04:21 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[04/29/16 03:46:34] Virtual [26/503] has come upon nitzer [616/761] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:34:59 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/29/16 19:56:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 4 days, 23:08:12 toward level 74.
[04/29/16 22:56:36] Virtual, TauPan, and SarahD [784/1173] have team battled Agent86, Asara, and yasdorian [1811/2134] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/16 12:24:23] Bl4ckD34tH [218/472] has challenged Virtual [290/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:37 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[04/30/16 16:25:56] MollyMalone [99/451] has challenged Virtual [209/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:15 is added to MollyMalone's clock.
[04/30/16 22:22:02] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:21:27 from level 74.
[05/01/16 18:35:59] Budzogan [494/521] has challenged Virtual [96/503] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:27:07 is removed from Budzogan's clock.
[05/01/16 22:37:30] PiotrekD [43/562] has challenged Virtual [452/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:26 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/02/16 07:26:24] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:02 towards level 74.
[05/02/16 23:23:17] dalisra [86/123] has challenged Virtual [72/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:01 is removed from dalisra's clock.
[05/03/16 17:54:30] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:08 towards level 74.
[05/04/16 11:35:10] Virtual walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:39:13 from level 74.
[05/04/16 20:04:27] Tenorman [450/803] has challenged Virtual [343/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:12:30 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/05/16 13:35:21] nhandler [26/387] has challenged Virtual [396/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to nhandler's clock.
[05/06/16 23:22:06] mthw, Diitto, and charitwo [1289/2339] have team battled Virtual, Bladerunner, and TheVoid [799/1505] and won! 0 days, 16:59:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 04:26:33] Virtual [404/503] has challenged Friedolin [123/275] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:03:28 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/07/16 07:27:41] Virtual [254/503] has challenged ThePhoenix47 [0/327] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:05:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/08/16 09:02:34] MadMan, dalisra, and bl4ckscor3 [1076/1626] have team battled Virtual, Bladerunner, and JensRex [1056/1464] and won! 0 days, 04:21:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 14:17:40] Nofew [824/969] has come upon Virtual [171/503] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:54:34 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/08/16 18:16:30] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:15 towards level 74.
[05/10/16 01:20:59] everbrew [50/423] has come upon Virtual [1/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:44:51 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[05/11/16 07:07:15] Virtual [208/503] has challenged zokko [291/511] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:46 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/11/16 10:08:29] Darky [61/802] has challenged Virtual [305/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:24:57 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/11/16 16:09:22] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:00:10 from level 74.
[05/12/16 16:59:05] Brom, odify, and Virtual [1357/1549] have team battled Str1ngS, Evrial, and MontyZuma [1660/2069] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 19:07:45] Sprort, Virtual, and freeboson [950/1403] have team battled vegadark, ruan, and holloway [386/1244] and won! 0 days, 12:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/16 05:35:03] Virtual [355/503] has challenged Ironhoof [187/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:50:03 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/14/16 06:10:45] Virtual [312/503] has come upon Diitto [208/1161] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:40:20 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/14/16 06:10:45] Virtual has dealt Diitto a Critical Strike! 10 days, 01:30:28 is added to Diitto's clock.
[05/14/16 16:19:45] Virtual [151/503] has come upon sasaniak [594/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:35:57 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/14/16 17:34:56] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:51 towards level 74.
[05/16/16 12:34:36] Asara [287/826] has come upon Virtual [287/503] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:39:10 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/18/16 16:51:27] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:10 towards level 74.
[05/18/16 20:57:34] qedx [1/3] has challenged Virtual [79/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to qedx's clock.
[05/19/16 01:55:45] Kalinakov [224/354] has challenged Virtual [339/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Kalinakov's clock.
[05/19/16 06:26:23] qedx [63/123] has come upon Virtual [97/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:45 is added to qedx's clock.
[05/20/16 13:31:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 0 days, 22:52:10 toward level 74.
[05/20/16 16:40:00] dax [46/403] has come upon Virtual [344/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:46 is added to dax's clock.
[05/20/16 19:29:56] DoomedExistence, SynthesizerPatel, and Cenhinen [998/1936] have team battled AngryParsley, Virtual, and unicron [702/2159] and won! 0 days, 04:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/16 20:16:02] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:31:01 is added to his clock.
[05/22/16 01:08:35] everbrew [319/501] has challenged Virtual [255/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[05/22/16 09:22:09] Crazycatlady [151/482] has come upon Virtual [242/503] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:21:29 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/22/16 18:54:03] Virtual, eva42, and keeper_c [470/2779] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, Hemera, and Schrodinger [683/1047] and lost! 0 days, 06:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 15:25:30] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:21 towards level 74.
[08/25/16 23:24:23] Virtual was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:09 from level 74.
[08/28/16 19:04:30] gabriel, ruan, and Virtual [304/2000] have team battled Anaxyn, Sir_Lemming, and Evrial [328/1951] and lost! 1 day, 08:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 00:16:50] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:39:33 is added to his clock.
[08/29/16 11:06:13] Virtual [211/503] has come upon ville [190/785] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:14:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/29/16 18:35:17] Virtual [114/503] has challenged Sly [3/8] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:51 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/30/16 08:08:42] eva42 [3/1269] has come upon Virtual [230/503] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:49:22 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/31/16 12:47:48] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:17 towards level 74.
[08/31/16 17:50:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 2 days, 04:39:02 toward level 74.
[09/01/16 00:07:33] MrGlass [504/541] has come upon Virtual [375/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:49:57 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[09/03/16 16:53:12] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:34 towards level 74.
[09/04/16 12:56:02] Virtual bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:30 from level 74.
[09/05/16 05:18:56] Merkel, Virtual, and Bradicus [183/1365] have team battled CornFly, Zaratustra, and Jareeta [2337/3131] and lost! 0 days, 04:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/16 16:15:51] vegadark [177/448] has come upon Virtual [471/503] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:49:07 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/06/16 11:27:37] Virtual, Jagon, and TauPan [461/1391] have team battled ohforfsake, Xenthys, and bairyn [770/1295] and lost! 1 day, 01:19:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/16 01:06:48] Slick [64/300] has challenged Virtual [431/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Slick's clock.
[09/08/16 12:34:11] Cenhinen [377/612] has come upon Virtual [74/503] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:30:10 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[09/17/16 19:43:18] pixelate, BURUT, and daemoneye [1224/2160] have team battled IdleMaster, Mjolnir, and Virtual [609/1389] and won! 2 days, 10:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/16 02:45:40] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:53 towards level 74.
[09/19/16 00:54:07] Virtual got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:40 from level 74.
[09/19/16 10:52:37] Virtual [376/503] has come upon DoomedExistence [544/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/19/16 21:52:30] SynthesizerPatel [457/827] has challenged Virtual [134/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:32:32 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[09/21/16 03:52:43] Silvanus_Betrium, Jareeta, and SchrodingersScat [1544/2369] have team battled AngryParsley, Virtual, and Mateusz [584/1985] and won! 2 days, 11:39:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 06:10:20] fattrat, himuraken, and Doctor [1373/2105] have team battled Evrial, PiMp0r, and Virtual [1437/1620] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 10:11:18] Virtual [441/503] has come upon iViLe [266/998] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:47:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/26/16 05:01:40] Virtual [359/503] has challenged pfoley [166/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:55:27 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/27/16 07:10:44] Virtual was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:29 from level 74.
[09/29/16 14:02:59] zid, PiotrekD, and Cenhinen [2038/2135] have team battled Virtual, yano, and Xenthys [1601/1779] and won! 5 days, 14:30:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/16 18:44:45] Virtual, Bkid, and fattrat [138/1630] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and fangfufu [1166/2427] and lost! 1 day, 09:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 20:56:07] Sarkazu [14/68] has challenged Virtual [178/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Sarkazu's clock.
[10/01/16 04:17:05] Virtual is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:38:26 is added to his clock.
[10/01/16 05:41:39] Virtual [234/503] has come upon SchrodingersScat [449/730] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:31:45 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/01/16 17:59:32] Virtual [321/503] has challenged holloway [295/511] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:55:42 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[10/01/16 19:01:12] Virtual [277/559] has come upon mwhahaha [431/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:55:31 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/03/16 03:24:40] pixelate [307/522] has come upon Virtual [277/559] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:00:47 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[10/03/16 11:09:00] Virtual [121/559] has come upon Pici [780/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:41:27 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/03/16 21:42:00] Lios [152/860] has challenged Virtual [454/559] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Lios's clock.
[10/04/16 10:17:58] canton7 [367/624] has come upon Virtual [87/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:27 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/05/16 17:20:37] acsid [325/330] has challenged Virtual [191/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from acsid's clock.
[10/09/16 00:21:47] agrajag [502/752] has challenged Virtual [98/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:47:48 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[10/09/16 20:41:34] Virtual died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:46 from level 74.
[10/11/16 09:35:37] unicron [492/728] has come upon Virtual [348/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:58:13 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/11/16 21:50:43] Virtual [293/567] has challenged WallIdl [470/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:06 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/12/16 14:15:34] damyan, sjefen6, and canton7 [512/2031] have team battled Virtual, MontyZuma, and mordac [1061/2300] and lost! 0 days, 16:20:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 18:29:14] Pineapple [201/360] has challenged Virtual [254/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Pineapple's clock.
[10/26/16 14:22:00] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:24 towards level 74.
[10/27/16 18:46:07] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:31 from level 74.
[10/30/16 06:07:08] jeffl35 [61/500] has challenged Virtual [207/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to jeffl35's clock.
[10/30/16 10:36:10] freeboson, Sixbierehomme, Virtual, and JensRex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/16 04:02:49] kier [449/860] has come upon Virtual [324/567] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:27:34 is removed from kier's clock.
[10/31/16 09:10:25] Virtual [302/567] has challenged shymega [256/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/01/16 18:26:29] Virtual got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:43 from level 74.

[11/02/16 13:10:32] Virtual, MetaNova, and gabriel [1238/2137] have team battled brycec, Tzic, and IronY [1218/1794] and won! 0 days, 09:39:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 22:41:40] Virtual sharpened the edge of his weapon! Virtual's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/16 23:54:36] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:57 towards level 74.
[11/07/16 14:59:11] Nofew [474/983] has come upon Virtual [397/569] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:37:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/08/16 00:13:05] Virtual [334/569] has come upon pfoley [350/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:43:27 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/08/16 03:52:41] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:37 towards level 74.
[11/09/16 06:40:40] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:23 towards level 74.
[11/10/16 21:12:09] Virtual set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:15 from level 74.
[11/11/16 02:41:53] Virtual was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:50 from level 74.
[11/14/16 04:08:16] elf, RBecker, and Virtual [394/2285] have team battled darkmage, max, and Cameron_D [519/2324] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 21:38:07] Iceman [341/380] has come upon Virtual [401/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:11 is added to Iceman's clock.
[11/15/16 02:26:58] Virtual [339/569] has come upon robochot [176/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:02:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/15/16 02:26:58] Virtual has dealt robochot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:36:39 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/15/16 17:26:41] Virtual [404/569] has come upon Satoshi [458/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:51 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/16/16 02:28:02] Virtual [270/569] has challenged jstg [352/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:44 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/16/16 18:00:48] senesor [63/120] has challenged Virtual [253/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to senesor's clock.
[11/17/16 03:44:23] Virtual [452/569] has come upon Lios [643/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:08 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/18/16 02:48:53] Virtual [116/569] has challenged petrichor [525/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:20 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/18/16 17:01:16] Levivig [59/307] has challenged Virtual [394/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Levivig's clock.
[11/20/16 00:49:31] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:02 towards level 74.
[11/20/16 09:24:21] Virtual [206/569] has come upon Zoddo [446/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:13 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/21/16 07:12:26] Virtual [516/569] has come upon XenGi [85/913] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:59:13 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[11/21/16 09:19:59] woonack [165/437] has challenged Virtual [344/569] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:49:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/21/16 12:21:10] Virtual [102/569] has challenged Tratos [379/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:58 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/22/16 01:09:50] theZoMBiE [780/921] has come upon Virtual [95/569] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:32:24 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/16 02:57:53] AbrahamLinksys [671/741] has come upon Virtual [306/569] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:51:26 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/22/16 08:23:00] brycec [349/457] has come upon Virtual [325/569] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:04:46 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/22/16 09:25:28] aucg [212/941] has come upon Virtual [517/569] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:43:21 is added to aucg's clock.
[11/23/16 16:21:01] Virtual was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:53:55 from level 74.
[11/23/16 21:38:26] XenGi, Zoddo, Virtual, and Ladon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/16 23:53:59] dzen [349/381] has challenged Virtual [415/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to dzen's clock.
[11/24/16 00:44:35] Tzic [54/828] has challenged Virtual [258/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:12:29 is added to Tzic's clock.
[11/25/16 20:28:35] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:55 towards level 74.
[11/25/16 22:44:33] bl4ckscor3 [286/504] has come upon Virtual [338/569] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:38:16 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[11/28/16 21:30:43] vegadark [261/446] has challenged Virtual [103/569] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:09:50 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/29/16 08:28:23] Virtual set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:26 from level 74.
[11/29/16 11:46:21] FakeWizard [541/633] has come upon Virtual [175/569] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:45:53 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/30/16 05:52:00] Zaratustra, Plasmastar, and tmberg [292/2043] have team battled Captain_Chaos, Hydrogenum, and Virtual [1258/1323] and lost! 2 days, 17:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 06:55:55] pants, Tenorman, and Captain_Chaos [570/1874] have team battled pixelate, Virtual, and Str1ngS [510/1633] and won! 0 days, 14:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 18:48:43] Darky [798/842] has challenged Virtual [482/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:36 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/30/16 22:25:45] Virtual [0/626] has challenged Crazycatlady [408/466] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/02/16 04:01:42] eva42 [750/1258] has challenged Virtual [226/626] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:13:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/03/16 00:09:45] Virtual [538/626] has challenged Str1ngS [314/567] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:30:12 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/03/16 12:14:30] sasaniak [238/511] has challenged Virtual [607/631] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:31:46 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/16 02:52:46] Merkel, Ladon, and Taffer [2407/2416] have team battled Virtual, Woona, and Milquetoast [956/2381] and won! 0 days, 02:07:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 23:24:34] glook [21/316] has challenged Virtual [112/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to glook's clock.
[12/07/16 04:23:31] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:44:01 from level 75.
[12/07/16 18:04:11] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:55:03 towards level 75.
[12/08/16 11:56:47] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:29:38 towards level 75.
[12/08/16 17:29:19] shandor [216/785] has come upon Virtual [112/631] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:11:43 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/09/16 07:10:11] hannesenator [431/909] has challenged Virtual [223/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:20:03 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[12/11/16 10:32:39] brendan [625/1021] has come upon Virtual [288/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:47:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/12/16 07:10:24] Str1ngS, Virtual, and AngryParsley [181/1989] have team battled idisjunction, jenksy, and Tenorman [990/3067] and lost! 3 days, 15:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/16 12:45:29] Virtual got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:37:51 from level 75.
[12/13/16 05:47:47] Cypher [1030/1079] has challenged Virtual [536/636] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:51:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/13/16 13:58:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 31 days, 21:45:02 toward level 75.
[12/16/16 14:51:42] Evrial [12/531] has come upon Virtual [198/636] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:22:00 is added to Evrial's clock.
[12/17/16 03:11:11] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:02:50 towards level 75.
[12/18/16 01:21:28] Virtual has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:12:17 from level 75.
[12/18/16 01:33:44] Virtual [64/636] has challenged Furry [334/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:22:14 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/18/16 09:36:53] Virtual [126/636] has challenged JensRex [524/731] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:49:02 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/18/16 10:51:54] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:38:19 towards level 75.
[12/18/16 23:42:25] WallIdl [84/795] has challenged Virtual [357/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:00:21 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[12/19/16 06:18:39] Iri, kenyon, and elf [746/2359] have team battled moffz0r, Virtual, and theZoMBiE [1147/2050] and lost! 3 days, 06:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 10:49:40] JensRex, Virtual, and Globalirc [87/2010] have team battled Darky, Bradicus, and Nofew [768/2432] and lost! 2 days, 02:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 20:13:31] Bradicus, Ironhoof, and daemoneye [1366/2159] have team battled Virtual, rt, and Adar [1148/1640] and won! 0 days, 10:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/16 01:00:52] Virtual [46/636] has come upon LordH [83/960] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:52:32 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/22/16 02:12:11] Virtual [613/636] has challenged XJR-9 [315/703] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:07:11 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/23/16 01:20:24] Virtual [546/636] has challenged bete_noire [248/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:49:21 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/25/16 08:40:00] PinkiePie [204/733] has challenged Virtual [46/636] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:17:54 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[12/25/16 14:42:11] Crazycatlady [33/466] has challenged Virtual [628/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:46:31 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/26/16 16:28:25] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:38:05 towards level 75.
[12/27/16 14:36:44] Crazycatlady [110/466] has come upon Virtual [72/636] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:47:10 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/29/16 13:16:51] Virtual [20/636] has challenged torg [238/396] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/30/16 09:12:51] noother, Cameron_D, and eva42 [398/3489] have team battled Virtual, Darky, and ville [883/2292] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 16:49:32] Virtual, Furry, and zankore [1267/2055] have team battled noother, dclaw123, and Gizmokid2005 [1911/2551] and lost! 2 days, 04:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 23:41:14] GilbertErik [315/530] has challenged Virtual [362/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/31/16 08:32:17] Virtual [361/636] has challenged allo [443/470] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:58:47 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/31/16 23:23:56] Virtual sharpened the edge of his weapon! Virtual's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/17 10:07:47] Virtual ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:02:39 from level 75.
[01/02/17 10:50:22] AbacusAvenger [346/521] has challenged Virtual [420/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:07 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[01/02/17 17:57:25] halomademeapc, allo, and JensRex [799/1482] have team battled Virtual, lysobit__, and eva42 [2082/2201] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/17 00:27:09] Sundance, bl4ckscor3, and Pithlit [670/1563] have team battled tspange, sjums_the_great, and Virtual [540/1946] and won! 1 day, 20:23:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 13:05:45] dwfreed, Globalirc, and Virtual [1785/1799] have team battled GilbertErik, Mordraan, and Cypher [1527/1958] and won! 4 days, 20:20:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 19:50:49] FakeWizard [368/825] has come upon Virtual [581/638] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:18 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[01/07/17 04:34:17] nickware [304/513] has challenged Virtual [339/638] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:16:04 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/08/17 07:45:48] dxrt [276/947] has come upon Virtual [217/638] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:30:32 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[01/09/17 11:23:11] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:51 towards level 75.
[01/09/17 14:14:49] halomademeapc [215/288] has come upon Virtual [522/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:53 is added to halomademeapc's clock.
[01/10/17 06:43:25] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:51 towards level 75.
[01/10/17 11:06:24] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:13 towards level 75.
[01/10/17 22:39:32] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:58 towards level 75.
[01/11/17 02:09:05] Virtual [310/638] has challenged godog [121/706] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:41:38 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/11/17 16:50:25] Majak, Virtual, and Merkel [1859/2165] have team battled Boohbah, Gizmokid2005, and kensington [248/2121] and won! 2 days, 14:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 06:19:38] Virtual [457/638] has challenged Pithlit [323/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:30:31 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/14/17 10:39:04] brendan [1017/1062] has challenged Virtual [482/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:33:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/15/17 01:44:29] Virtual [645/647] has challenged Cenhinen [128/629] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:33:38 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/15/17 02:44:50] nickware [408/517] has challenged Virtual [103/647] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:01:27 is removed from nickware's clock.
[01/16/17 12:57:13] mwhahaha [250/595] has challenged Virtual [295/647] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:36:38 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/16/17 17:38:54] Bradicus [483/631] has come upon Virtual [460/647] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:00:48 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/17/17 15:42:02] woonack, ville, and petrichor [225/1858] have team battled Pici, Virtual, and arlen [2537/2538] and lost! 3 days, 07:02:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/17 04:50:37] Virtual, Andries, and brycec [1855/2079] have team battled robox, qbit, and jstg [1084/1645] and won! 0 days, 11:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 06:30:11] RBecker, SlowRiot, and Pici [823/2665] have team battled Andries, Virtual, and Ladon [511/2303] and won! 0 days, 20:45:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 09:06:40] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:24 towards level 75.
[01/20/17 06:02:11] Lemelisk, V`ger, and woonack [1817/2183] have team battled Virtual, dtype, and sjums_the_great [931/1523] and won! 0 days, 02:50:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 06:30:00] Virtual [478/647] has challenged MetaNova [26/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:14:41 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/20/17 07:58:14] gipyelrah, blind, and max [613/2584] have team battled RBecker, Asara, and Virtual [1353/2573] and lost! 1 day, 10:04:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 09:17:18] halomademeapc, fattrat, and Firien [1495/2159] have team battled borsin, SudoKing, and Virtual [1637/1780] and lost! 0 days, 09:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 14:34:42] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:20 towards level 75.
[01/21/17 05:50:42] Gizmokid2005, Eldoreth, and Oooooog [861/2046] have team battled Virtual, Killerkid, and FakeWizard [2098/2339] and lost! 1 day, 21:16:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 11:38:23] AbrahamLinksys, Virtual, and PinkiePie [1118/2036] have team battled kline, Bradicus, and Pici [1098/1975] and won! 0 days, 03:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/17 11:40:51] Virtual [413/647] has challenged Firien [370/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:21 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/21/17 23:10:26] Virtual [245/647] has come upon pants [586/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:23 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/22/17 00:55:17] Virtual [146/647] has challenged zankore [622/761] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/22/17 13:01:51] zid, Virtual, RBecker, and Iri have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/17 20:01:15] Adar [304/563] has challenged Virtual [574/647] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:29:18 is added to Adar's clock.
[01/24/17 02:19:57] arlen [476/935] has come upon Virtual [143/647] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:01:32 is removed from arlen's clock.
[01/24/17 15:45:19] yasdorian [475/567] has come upon Virtual [342/647] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:29:41 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[01/24/17 21:09:24] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:19:47 towards level 76.
[01/25/17 03:32:49] elf [807/904] has come upon Virtual [346/647] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:48:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/25/17 19:18:28] Virtual [138/647] has challenged vrillusions [786/1011] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:43:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/26/17 00:37:17] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:11:09 from level 76.
[01/27/17 18:03:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 03:19:41 from level 76.
[01/27/17 19:35:45] dxrt [726/947] has challenged Virtual [620/647] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:11:54 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[01/28/17 02:38:18] Virtual [237/647] has challenged everbrew [665/745] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:08:13 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/28/17 02:49:20] dwfreed [512/513] has come upon Virtual [158/647] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:05:25 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/28/17 05:27:24] Firien [111/911] has come upon Virtual [388/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:45 is added to Firien's clock.
[01/28/17 06:24:24] Furry, Virtual, Lemelisk, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/17 03:10:46] Virtual [191/647] has come upon osannatas [135/440] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:18:16 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/29/17 10:14:33] Mateusz [633/842] has challenged Virtual [433/647] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:58:55 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/30/17 00:41:02] Virtual [640/647] has come upon darkmage [133/951] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:16:32 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/30/17 05:33:23] Globalirc [188/640] has come upon Virtual [260/647] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:16:00 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/30/17 06:12:06] astropoint [213/629] has come upon Virtual [531/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:38 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/30/17 12:44:52] zankore [406/750] has come upon Virtual [111/653] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:11:11 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/31/17 00:22:13] Virtual [11/653] has come upon LordH [673/960] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:07:50 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/31/17 04:04:32] V`ger, JensRex, and Woona [192/2257] have team battled ohforfsake, blizgerg, and Virtual [234/1805] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/17 14:55:37] Virtual was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:23:34 from level 76.
[02/01/17 23:21:57] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:59:00 towards level 76.
[02/02/17 21:56:16] Virtual slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Virtual's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/17 01:12:57] IdleMaster [53/515] has come upon Virtual [417/647] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:06:05 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/04/17 10:46:21] Miriam [244/360] has challenged Virtual [34/647] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:31 is removed from Miriam's clock.
[02/04/17 11:58:28] Virtual got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:55:27 from level 76.
[02/04/17 16:21:32] Boohbah, yano, and dindinx [438/1583] have team battled Mateusz, Virtual, and Bkid [476/2410] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/17 15:43:18] Milquetoast [785/945] has come upon Virtual [474/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:22:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/06/17 22:03:26] Virtual reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Virtual's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/17 00:26:37] Iri [220/413] has come upon Virtual [178/661] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:51:06 is removed from Iri's clock.
[02/07/17 11:51:08] Taffer, Oooooog, and Ironhoof [1/1852] have team battled Virtual, KeboDK, and sphere_au [48/1920] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 21:33:25] Cypher [524/1078] has challenged Virtual [559/661] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:42:00 is added to Cypher's clock.
[02/08/17 06:36:33] Gatewayy [458/868] has challenged Virtual [345/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:53:29 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[02/08/17 15:53:54] mordac, Bkid, and kline [1540/1987] have team battled pants, PinkiePie, and Virtual [518/2090] and won! 1 day, 14:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/17 03:11:06] Virtual [231/661] has come upon Satoshi [70/788] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:53:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/09/17 05:34:47] vrillusions [635/1011] has come upon Virtual [545/661] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:22:23 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[02/09/17 06:53:02] grdryn [67/162] has challenged Virtual [225/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to grdryn's clock.
[02/09/17 21:28:41] Mordraan [322/427] has come upon Virtual [127/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:09 is removed from Mordraan's clock.
[02/10/17 07:21:46] AbacusAvenger [164/843] has come upon Virtual [385/644] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:43:30 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/10/17 15:15:18] dwfreed [494/513] has come upon Virtual [478/644] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:29:28 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/11/17 01:12:23] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:42 towards level 76.
[02/11/17 06:56:19] kensington [3/605] has come upon Virtual [146/644] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:59 is added to kensington's clock.
[02/11/17 13:12:42] grdryn [67/260] has challenged Virtual [640/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to grdryn's clock.
[02/11/17 14:04:42] Mateusz [110/842] has challenged Virtual [358/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:01 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[02/11/17 16:05:24] sphere_au [191/378] has challenged Virtual [426/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:40 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[02/12/17 04:09:26] CornFly [662/932] has challenged Virtual [235/644] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:19:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/12/17 05:16:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 07:38:54 from level 76.
[02/12/17 06:10:07] Virtual [152/644] has challenged vegadark [0/445] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:32:28 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/14/17 02:27:24] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:29 towards level 76.
[02/14/17 08:27:29] Virtual [177/644] has challenged Firien [146/768] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:38:37 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/15/17 01:38:35] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:37 towards level 76.
[02/15/17 22:23:42] tspange [483/841] has come upon Virtual [16/644] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:01:49 is removed from tspange's clock.
[02/16/17 00:35:24] Everyman, AngryParsley, and Goodkat [442/2050] have team battled shandor, RBecker, and Virtual [1766/2073] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/17 06:02:30] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:32 towards level 76.
[02/16/17 17:11:11] godog, Sundance, and IndigoTiger [745/2418] have team battled pixelate, Virtual, and himuraken [77/1656] and won! 0 days, 00:59:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 20:13:51] zankore, tspange, and Virtual [966/2273] have team battled IdleMaster, Oooooog, and brycec [1090/1779] and lost! 2 days, 16:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/17 22:46:55] Virtual slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Virtual's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/17 05:43:27] robflop [401/707] has challenged Virtual [267/639] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from robflop's clock.
[02/19/17 14:53:35] AbacusAvenger [531/841] has come upon Virtual [124/639] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:39:33 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/20/17 05:09:24] IndigoTiger [378/1000] has challenged Virtual [621/639] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:03:52 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/20/17 10:48:49] Majak [427/532] has come upon Virtual [582/639] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:32:05 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/20/17 13:05:44] Virtual [500/639] has come upon irix [784/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:01:39 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/21/17 16:40:35] theemstra, MetaNova, and dodobrain [21/1955] have team battled Realmy, awgh, and Virtual [1845/2073] and lost! 1 day, 20:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 22:28:13] El_Sobaka [0/28] has challenged Virtual [136/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/22/17 03:24:34] pixelate [219/488] has challenged Virtual [561/639] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:26:11 is added to pixelate's clock.
[02/23/17 16:36:23] Virtual [418/639] has challenged Eiam [265/661] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:00:54 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/23/17 17:50:15] Virtual died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:07:00 from level 76.
[02/23/17 20:34:07] Taffer [415/709] has challenged Virtual [37/639] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/25/17 10:56:29] Virtual [338/639] has challenged Fattyeater [104/460] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:37:06 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/25/17 19:44:15] darkmage, Virtual, and Globalirc [618/2290] have team battled HeavyPodda, Gatewayy, and sjums_the_great [1934/2093] and lost! 4 days, 22:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 01:39:36] rharwood [425/565] has come upon Virtual [627/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:37:56 is added to rharwood's clock.
[02/26/17 18:40:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 11 days, 09:20:59 toward level 76.
[02/27/17 04:03:22] Virtual [501/639] has challenged Adar [353/554] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:40:18 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/27/17 11:55:18] Mithkabob, Virtual, and RedW [1472/1859] have team battled Ladon, simple, and Fluttershy [488/2731] and won! 1 day, 07:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 10:58:03] Virtual misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:05:55 from level 76.
[03/01/17 01:17:21] SlowRiot [675/919] has challenged Virtual [613/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/02/17 05:55:01] Jareeta, ncarl747, and basicMiracle [86/1515] have team battled Virtual, Taffer, and mordac [1113/2169] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/17 22:23:04] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:24 towards level 76.
[03/05/17 11:49:58] Virtual [61/639] has challenged Sundance [127/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:33 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/06/17 01:17:05] Virtual [447/639] has come upon SudoKing [153/706] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:14:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/06/17 09:23:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 2 days, 17:36:16 toward level 76.
[03/06/17 13:31:55] vuffie [182/257] has challenged Virtual [631/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to vuffie's clock.
[03/07/17 00:14:00] Virtual fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:44:08 from level 76.
[03/07/17 11:04:09] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:34:15 from level 76.
[03/08/17 05:02:34] tspange [130/834] has come upon Virtual [587/639] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:23:29 is added to tspange's clock.
[03/08/17 19:35:54] IndigoTiger, freeboson, and irix [932/2723] have team battled neurospex, GilbertErik, and Virtual [166/2413] and won! 0 days, 14:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 08:22:24] Virtual [238/639] has challenged MrGlass [23/874] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:33:23 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/09/17 23:27:42] Virtual [115/639] has challenged theZoMBiE [918/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:01 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/10/17 04:10:24] max [347/741] has challenged Virtual [629/639] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to max's clock.
[03/10/17 21:05:38] LordH, SchrodingersScat, and Virtual [434/2503] have team battled AbacusAvenger, HeavyPodda, and Globalirc [11/2398] and won! 1 day, 11:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/17 11:40:30] Virtual [261/639] has challenged Doctor [564/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:11 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/12/17 08:46:23] elf [693/894] has come upon Virtual [460/639] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 21:53:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/12/17 10:46:02] soltys, Iri, and AbacusAvenger [567/1986] have team battled bootdisk, Virtual, and MJ94 [217/2184] and won! 3 days, 05:20:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 20:51:48] IndigoTiger [155/1000] has challenged Virtual [10/639] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:08:33 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/13/17 17:51:12] unicron [386/781] has come upon Virtual [90/639] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:13:49 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/14/17 16:21:26] Virtual set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:01:37 from level 76.
[03/14/17 18:33:13] Chuck, Virtual, and tmberg [111/2364] have team battled theemstra, darkmage, and sasaniak [1743/2472] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 11:49:42] Virtual [628/639] has come upon simple [874/878] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:16:53 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/16/17 00:40:59] master_j [203/644] has come upon Virtual [26/639] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:37:26 is removed from master_j's clock.
[03/16/17 05:09:30] darkmage, Asara, and Cameron_D [112/3479] have team battled jenksy, grooverider, and Virtual [2561/2672] and lost! 5 days, 18:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/17 09:21:36] HeavyPodda [546/836] has challenged Virtual [231/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:28:38 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/16/17 16:31:11] Virtual [469/639] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [399/780] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:46:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/16/17 21:51:19] Virtual [304/639] has come upon Zaratustra [145/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:27:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/17/17 08:25:47] idlerpgww [267/440] has challenged Virtual [111/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:44 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[03/17/17 14:59:20] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:18 towards level 76.
[03/18/17 15:05:28] MadMan, WallIdl, and soltys [1433/2311] have team battled Virtual, canton7, and Sprort [195/1772] and won! 0 days, 21:04:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 02:22:36] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:43 towards level 76.
[03/19/17 09:27:10] Virtual was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:53 towards level 76.
[03/19/17 23:25:18] Virtual [265/639] has come upon darkmage [308/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:28 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/19/17 23:52:00] Virtual [536/639] has challenged GilbertErik [39/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:39 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/20/17 02:53:02] Taffer [453/702] has challenged Virtual [541/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/20/17 21:25:20] Virtual [537/639] has challenged zankore [782/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:45 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/22/17 12:09:28] soltys, Ladon, and RBecker [1288/2427] have team battled Virtual, Socks, and Avocet [700/1199] and won! 0 days, 22:27:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 03:37:43] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:14 towards level 76.
[03/23/17 16:48:32] Virtual [199/639] has challenged Killerkid [186/934] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:59:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/24/17 03:52:17] freeboson [609/808] has challenged Virtual [320/639] in combat and won! 16 days, 05:43:31 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/26/17 10:44:35] tspange [35/834] has come upon Virtual [84/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:41:29 is added to tspange's clock.
[03/26/17 22:15:09] IndigoTiger [337/996] has challenged Virtual [399/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:51:04 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/27/17 08:25:38] rxcomm, vox, and master_j [1937/2506] have team battled damyan, El_Sobaka, and Virtual [401/2070] and won! 1 day, 18:29:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 10:22:51] max, tmberg, and FakeWizard [2133/2339] have team battled Virtual, stvc, and abra0 [30/1769] and won! 2 days, 15:26:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 17:00:23] Gatewayy, Virtual, and gabriel [1140/2212] have team battled bootdisk, vegadark, and Birdbones [387/2026] and won! 0 days, 20:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 01:17:01] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:38 towards level 76.
[03/29/17 13:02:19] Mirc0p, Virtual, and freeboson [1312/1990] have team battled Bl4ckC0r3, sasaniak, and Gizmokid2005 [298/1642] and won! 0 days, 06:54:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 23:30:27] vuffie [89/335] has challenged Virtual [42/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from vuffie's clock.
[03/30/17 16:42:10] Virtual [3/639] has challenged Bl4ckC0r3 [377/379] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:51:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/31/17 01:52:43] Virtual met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:45:58 from level 77.
[03/31/17 05:02:07] Virtual [261/639] has challenged Hydrogenum [341/439] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:11:00 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/31/17 21:07:35] Virtual [43/639] has challenged Gatewayy [526/798] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:31:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/01/17 01:08:59] Virtual [136/639] has challenged holloway [694/811] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:08:01 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/01/17 04:07:58] robox [691/710] has come upon Virtual [51/639] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:18:51 is removed from robox's clock.
[04/02/17 07:54:34] basicMiracle [407/417] has come upon Virtual [278/639] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:04 is removed from basicMiracle's clock.
[04/02/17 12:39:46] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 05:22:38 towards level 77.
[04/02/17 17:26:52] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:44:09 towards level 77.
[04/02/17 18:26:07] Ttech, awgh, and suterismus [2892/3192] have team battled holloway, Virtual, and Mrs.BigHead [873/1930] and won! 0 days, 15:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/17 21:07:30] Fattyeater [220/487] has come upon Virtual [452/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:09:31 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[04/04/17 01:42:16] Tzic [184/863] has come upon Virtual [297/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:31:35 is added to Tzic's clock.
[04/04/17 19:49:41] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:05:32 towards level 77.
[04/05/17 21:25:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 54 days, 21:06:50 toward level 77.
[04/05/17 21:52:36] Virtual [460/639] has come upon Socks [354/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:56:11 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/06/17 15:40:19] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:35 towards level 77.
[04/07/17 15:37:57] Virtual [273/639] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [568/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:30:18 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/07/17 18:00:37] liara [220/368] has challenged Virtual [8/639] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:20 is removed from liara's clock.
[04/08/17 18:33:39] Virtual caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:48 towards level 77.
[04/09/17 06:29:58] Virtual [637/639] has come upon Socks [183/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:12:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/11/17 17:51:05] Mrs.BigHead, Crazycatlady, and agrajag [100/1954] have team battled Virtual, PriceChild, and bootdisk [1143/1912] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/17 07:10:55] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:03 towards level 77.
[04/13/17 22:14:41] Virtual was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:53 towards level 77.
[04/14/17 16:27:31] theemstra, irix, and Grums [433/2514] have team battled JuanMaestro, Virtual, and Bl4ckC0r3 [777/1614] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/17 09:28:58] dxrt [677/947] has come upon Virtual [110/639] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:57:41 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[04/17/17 14:20:20] Virtual, SudoKing, and tspange [2157/2175] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, borsin, and Taffer [1525/2182] and won! 1 day, 04:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 03:49:29] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:27 towards level 77.
[04/18/17 04:40:38] Virtual [211/639] has challenged dxrt [616/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:20 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/18/17 10:06:03] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:54 towards level 77.
[04/19/17 03:49:06] Virtual [241/639] has challenged D.Va [28/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:23 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/19/17 19:17:56] Sundance, Virtual, and Bl4ckC0r3 [277/1778] have team battled MadMan, Bradicus, and abra0 [1115/2259] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 19:54:59] unicron [473/806] has challenged Virtual [633/639] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:02:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/20/17 21:05:50] Avocet [291/382] has come upon Virtual [265/639] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:05 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[04/20/17 22:09:34] glook, dclaw123, and RBecker [326/1996] have team battled LordH, Virtual, and blizgerg [2220/2522] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/17 05:19:31] mordac [192/842] has come upon Virtual [318/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:18 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/21/17 14:30:49] kensington [53/628] has come upon Virtual [153/639] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:56:49 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/21/17 15:09:02] dodobrain, Senka, and yano [1107/1887] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, Ttech, and Virtual [1213/2612] and lost! 0 days, 16:40:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/17 04:58:52] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:40 towards level 77.
[04/22/17 13:19:08] Avocet [128/384] has challenged Virtual [544/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:30 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/23/17 21:30:40] m0shbear [290/637] has challenged Virtual [608/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:35:47 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[04/25/17 16:03:09] abra0 [188/827] has come upon Virtual [20/639] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:52:22 is removed from abra0's clock.
[04/26/17 07:52:17] Virtual [315/639] has challenged Killerkid [569/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:54 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/27/17 11:21:35] Virtual, Pici, and blizgerg [637/2504] have team battled Mirc0p, jenksy, and gollum [1317/1855] and lost! 0 days, 22:06:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/17 05:33:09] Virtual was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:32 from level 77.
[04/28/17 05:51:18] Asara, Virtual, and kenyon [836/2698] have team battled Tzic, Woona, and Agent86 [651/2383] and won! 0 days, 20:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/17 06:23:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 05:29:52 from level 77.
[04/28/17 19:37:01] Herb_Tarlek, Virtual, NoodleCake, and dclaw123 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/17 08:49:25] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:47 towards level 77.
[04/30/17 04:00:39] Virtual was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:18 towards level 77.
[04/30/17 15:31:45] Psilocybe [226/243] has challenged Virtual [558/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/01/17 02:18:15] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:37 towards level 77.
[05/01/17 12:56:31] Majak, Virtual, and Psilocybe [494/1454] have team battled Opie, Tenorman, and GilbertErik [1363/2482] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 06:07:32] Fluttershy [465/882] has come upon Virtual [189/651] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:19:49 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/03/17 09:11:59] kline [380/439] has come upon Virtual [99/651] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:58:52 is removed from kline's clock.
[05/03/17 22:00:54] Cypher [305/1049] has challenged Virtual [200/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:56:17 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[05/04/17 16:43:42] Virtual [611/651] has come upon neurospex [512/1200] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:53:42 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/05/17 00:10:47] MJ94 [391/910] has challenged Virtual [393/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:03:06 is added to MJ94's clock.
[05/05/17 10:14:42] Virtual [330/651] has challenged bigjay [527/1043] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:07:35 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/05/17 13:15:52] Virtual [455/651] has challenged agrajag [369/880] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:23:51 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/05/17 13:28:11] Virtual was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:24 from level 77.
[05/06/17 09:15:11] zifnab06 [168/200] has challenged Virtual [623/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/06/17 12:59:53] MJ94 [651/910] has come upon Virtual [197/651] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:47:30 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/09/17 03:30:27] Virtual sharpened the edge of his weapon! Virtual's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/17 10:53:34] ShaftStrokaen [205/291] has challenged Virtual [363/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to ShaftStrokaen's clock.
[05/09/17 12:15:32] Virtual [298/653] has come upon Mithkabob [20/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:58:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/09/17 16:30:16] blizgerg [310/870] has come upon Virtual [466/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:27 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/10/17 03:14:44] Virtual was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:57:04 from level 77.
[05/10/17 03:57:14] Socks [267/566] has challenged Virtual [586/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:52 is added to Socks's clock.
[05/10/17 15:39:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 2 days, 20:29:22 toward level 77.
[05/10/17 22:00:18] Milquetoast [249/952] has come upon Virtual [557/653] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:10:54 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/11/17 02:23:48] Woona [202/887] has come upon Virtual [379/653] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:57:09 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/13/17 20:53:31] Virtual [69/670] has challenged IdleMaster [156/557] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/14/17 00:31:02] Virtual [422/670] has challenged eva42 [793/1275] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:38:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/14/17 13:33:53] Virtual [629/670] has challenged kork [202/277] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:35:37 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/15/17 12:16:26] Virtual got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:17:23 from level 78.
[05/15/17 19:40:41] Virtual [514/670] has challenged stvc [119/318] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:32:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/16/17 07:15:42] Virtual [510/670] has come upon Hydrogenum [243/427] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:17:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/16/17 13:45:53] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:39:51 towards level 78.
[05/17/17 10:10:31] Virtual was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:48:37 from level 78.
[05/18/17 00:59:02] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:16:41 towards level 78.
[05/18/17 17:56:26] gollum [339/420] has challenged Virtual [151/670] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:49:18 is removed from gollum's clock.
[05/19/17 13:39:06] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:38:43 towards level 78.
[05/19/17 17:04:48] AncalagonThBlack [392/458] has come upon Virtual [99/670] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:14:12 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/20/17 21:16:08] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:47:19 towards level 78.
[05/21/17 09:27:08] Virtual [498/670] has come upon sbp [294/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:09:44 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/21/17 15:01:19] unicron, Virtual, and awgh [1883/2001] have team battled Firien, holloway, and Cameron_D [502/3043] and won! 0 days, 23:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 15:28:07] X-Ray [46/189] has challenged Virtual [146/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to X-Ray's clock.
[05/21/17 21:49:29] Fattyeater [261/511] has come upon Virtual [509/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:23 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[05/23/17 07:20:39] vegadark [446/488] has challenged Virtual [214/670] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:32:24 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/23/17 22:03:38] Frogging101, DrOfBaconNomics, and Virtual [100/2291] have team battled holloway, Psilocybe, and Oooooog [1121/1872] and lost! 3 days, 22:42:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 02:11:00] Mithkabob [369/574] has come upon Virtual [426/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:37 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[05/24/17 02:24:48] SN4T14 [362/774] has challenged Virtual [33/670] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:52:04 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[05/24/17 15:25:52] Virtual [520/670] has come upon Neil [134/154] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:54:39 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/24/17 22:48:28] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:33:03 from level 78.
[05/26/17 09:49:48] Bl4ckC0re [7/275] has challenged Virtual [303/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[05/27/17 22:18:14] Virtual walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:11:08 from level 78.
[05/28/17 21:53:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 4 days, 00:09:20 toward level 78.
[05/28/17 23:03:41] Virtual [164/670] has come upon m0shbear [415/665] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:27:00 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/28/17 23:52:49] Virtual, petrichor, and MadHatter [100/2192] have team battled woonack, Jareeta, and Firien [1725/2408] and lost! 7 days, 04:17:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 03:05:19] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:39:49 towards level 78.
[05/29/17 03:51:33] Virtual [270/670] has challenged AbacusAvenger [207/868] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:54:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/29/17 08:23:32] Virtual [124/670] has come upon AngryParsley [599/938] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:13:17 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/29/17 13:07:41] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:09:34 towards level 78.
[05/31/17 02:34:12] Misza, Virtual, and SpikeX [313/1896] have team battled Avocet, KingQuackers, and SN4T14 [1114/1731] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/17 02:46:26] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:46:07 towards level 78.
[06/01/17 12:18:57] uhmmm, Xenthys, and Virtual [480/1767] have team battled sjums_the_great, sbp, and glorgamitch [227/1553] and won! 0 days, 05:47:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 14:10:03] Virtual EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:11:30 from level 78.
[06/01/17 14:32:29] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:37:37 towards level 78.
[06/01/17 14:44:34] Jareeta [410/1131] has come upon Virtual [111/670] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:57:06 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[06/03/17 21:21:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 16 days, 00:05:03 toward level 78.
[06/04/17 17:39:05] LegendaryQ [38/472] has challenged Virtual [326/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:15 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[06/05/17 12:10:22] Virtual lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:38 from level 78.
[06/06/17 13:07:00] MJ94 [507/913] has come upon Virtual [105/670] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:51:21 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/08/17 05:46:17] Virtual got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:48 from level 78.
[06/09/17 03:32:40] sbp [394/603] has come upon Virtual [203/670] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:19:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/09/17 05:43:18] Virtual spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Virtual's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/17 06:20:22] Virtual set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:09 from level 78.
[06/10/17 10:57:27] osannatas [472/621] has challenged Virtual [324/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:20:43 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[06/12/17 04:16:08] osannatas [96/621] has come upon Virtual [389/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to osannatas's clock.
[06/13/17 11:50:14] yano, Mirc0p, and Syloq [1090/1248] have team battled Virtual, Firien, and MetaNova [1586/2047] and lost! 1 day, 01:39:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/17 20:33:19] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:22 towards level 78.
[06/14/17 06:30:00] Evrial, Mirc0p, and FakeWizard [2120/2126] have team battled Virtual, Brainiac, and kenyon [194/2063] and won! 0 days, 10:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 00:25:37] Virtual [285/658] has come upon X-Ray [275/322] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:04:55 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/15/17 04:27:27] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:10 towards level 78.
[06/15/17 06:09:25] elbie [6/786] has come upon Virtual [295/658] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/15/17 06:34:50] kline [240/464] has come upon Virtual [63/658] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:38:19 is removed from kline's clock.
[06/16/17 00:04:15] XJR-9 [509/718] has come upon Virtual [525/658] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:00:51 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[06/16/17 19:30:40] Virtual, AbrahamLinksys, and Lnk [420/1835] have team battled unicron, JensRex, and Oooooog [2121/2194] and lost! 0 days, 16:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/17 00:13:28] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:13 towards level 78.
[06/17/17 01:10:41] Bradicus, Oooooog, and jstg [342/1918] have team battled PiotrekD, Virtual, and D.Va [171/1822] and won! 2 days, 02:43:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 09:09:22] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:10 towards level 78.
[06/17/17 13:03:04] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:32 towards level 78.
[06/17/17 14:46:34] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:00 towards level 78.
[06/19/17 00:14:35] vegadark, theemstra, and Virtual [1288/1942] have team battled blizgerg, glook, and allo [854/2191] and won! 0 days, 05:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 02:29:37] cirdan [678/851] has challenged Virtual [599/658] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:05:13 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/20/17 21:36:58] Gizmokid2005 [114/881] has challenged Virtual [504/658] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:16:31 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[06/22/17 18:44:16] Virtual [635/658] has challenged Psilocybe [592/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/23/17 21:45:11] Virtual was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:10 from level 78.
[06/24/17 06:13:04] Virtual [500/658] has challenged Skyie [342/438] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:25:58 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/24/17 06:16:01] Pici, Gatewayy, and Virtual [2085/2470] have team battled WallIdl, Meta, and bl4ckscor3 [1418/2213] and won! 0 days, 22:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 09:11:08] Virtual got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:16:32 towards level 79.
[06/24/17 10:00:46] AncalagonThBlack, theZoMBiE, and sjums_the_great [207/2073] have team battled Virtual, Pici, and Sundance [1365/2404] and lost! 2 days, 08:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 17:41:26] Socks [412/579] has come upon Virtual [168/658] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:45:46 is removed from Socks's clock.
[06/25/17 23:07:29] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:09 towards level 79.
[06/26/17 05:13:23] abra0 [945/966] has challenged Virtual [112/658] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:37:27 is removed from abra0's clock.
[06/28/17 08:55:17] Virtual [118/668] has come upon BronyDee [323/602] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:06:11 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/28/17 09:20:39] unicron [135/790] has come upon Virtual [434/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/28/17 19:37:33] Virtual was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:17:03 from level 79.
[06/29/17 15:31:14] Virtual [510/668] has come upon Pici [955/992] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:04:06 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/30/17 07:47:17] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:07:34 towards level 79.
[07/01/17 13:20:06] Virtual, everbrew, and manish17xxx [1281/2111] have team battled allo, Fluttershy, and rxcomm [1687/2205] and lost! 3 days, 06:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 01:01:07] Lemelisk, Brady, and TauPan [989/1922] have team battled sjefen6, Cameron_D, and Virtual [2091/2549] and lost! 1 day, 12:00:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 07:24:31] dan, idisjunction, and Virtual [863/2144] have team battled Doctor, Taffer, and bootdisk [2210/2215] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 21:17:47] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:22:47 towards level 79.
[07/04/17 10:13:34] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:55:17 towards level 79.
[07/05/17 14:23:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 01:58:34 from level 79.
[07/06/17 14:58:26] Virtual [357/668] has challenged borsin [213/719] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:32:23 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/07/17 09:08:55] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:41:09 towards level 79.
[07/09/17 05:40:05] Virtual was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:51:32 from level 79.
[07/09/17 13:58:56] Virtual burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Virtual's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/17 14:11:40] Heisenberg [772/965] has come upon Virtual [37/661] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:01:37 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/10/17 06:33:19] csssuf [109/356] has challenged Virtual [418/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/12/17 23:45:56] kenyon, zid, and IdleMaster [916/2159] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Virtual, and Woona [1657/2034] and lost! 1 day, 23:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 02:11:03] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:34:43 towards level 79.
[07/15/17 05:03:12] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:10:42 towards level 79.
[07/15/17 22:54:05] hhes, mwhahaha, and Virtual [234/1749] have team battled yano, Sundance, and Killerkid [215/1813] and won! 0 days, 03:17:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 18:06:23] Bl4ckC0re [71/568] has come upon Virtual [204/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:56 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[07/17/17 16:53:33] suterismus [288/1255] has come upon Virtual [51/661] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 05:33:30 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/18/17 00:19:20] Virtual died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:41:17 from level 79.
[07/18/17 16:41:00] Virtual [593/661] has come upon kenyon [354/707] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:19:39 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[07/18/17 17:54:13] WallIdl [112/904] has challenged Virtual [346/661] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:09:53 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[07/19/17 14:22:07] bender [4/40] has challenged Virtual [189/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to bender's clock.
[07/20/17 00:40:44] brycec [635/782] has come upon Virtual [411/661] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:09:18 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/16/17 13:04:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 24 days, 09:30:26 toward level 79.
[08/16/17 13:53:46] Virtual [308/661] has challenged Boohbah [521/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:34:24 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/18/17 06:29:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 4 days, 00:27:26 toward level 79.
[08/18/17 07:03:01] Globalirc [520/720] has challenged Virtual [60/661] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:43:22 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/19/17 04:16:51] Virtual sharpened the edge of his weapon! Virtual's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/17 03:48:20] MrGlass, Virtual, and Majak [1272/1943] have team battled ruan, Kylie, and Psilocybe [191/1640] and won! 2 days, 08:45:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 06:10:44] theZoMBiE [500/1001] has challenged Virtual [456/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:43:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/20/17 09:11:13] Virtual [106/665] has challenged Mateusz [796/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:22:46 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/20/17 14:28:52] Virtual was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:51:00 from level 79.
[08/21/17 15:16:12] Syloq [328/471] has challenged Virtual [35/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:07:50 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[08/22/17 12:58:21] sigmg, manish17xxx, and Majak [1595/1748] have team battled Virtual, yano, and V`ger [175/1493] and won! 0 days, 04:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 13:19:59] Virtual [172/665] has challenged mwhahaha [133/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/22/17 16:23:43] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:53 towards level 79.
[08/23/17 04:11:19] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:55 towards level 79.
[08/23/17 22:50:41] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:24 from level 79.
[08/24/17 01:39:59] DalaiLamer [146/299] has challenged Virtual [612/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[08/25/17 00:07:46] Khorne [39/404] has come upon Virtual [567/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:58 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/25/17 00:25:07] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:25 towards level 79.
[08/25/17 07:12:38] Virtual discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:22 towards level 79.
[08/25/17 20:19:18] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:11 towards level 79.
[08/27/17 10:50:05] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:42 towards level 79.
[08/27/17 15:31:12] Pogor, droogie, and darkmage [2132/2175] have team battled Virtual, djm, and PinkiePie [1825/1995] and won! 0 days, 10:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 17:46:11] Boulder [155/372] has challenged Virtual [175/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Boulder's clock.
[08/27/17 20:25:27] manish17xxx, adamchainz, and Brainiac [1347/1841] have team battled Virtual, Eldoreth, and sigmg [1331/2037] and won! 0 days, 06:09:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 00:00:31] Virtual [335/665] has challenged MadMan [620/1008] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to Virtual's clock.
[08/28/17 22:34:28] hannesenator, popey, and Globalirc [1189/2295] have team battled Virtual, IdleMaster, and elf [1468/2131] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/17 07:08:16] Virtual got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:36:03 from level 80.
[08/29/17 09:08:59] Boohbah, ncarl747, and sjefen6 [670/1988] have team battled Virtual, noother, and Lnk [741/1532] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/17 20:26:35] Virtual, Kylie, Avocet, and Elgo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/17 00:50:53] Virtual [494/665] has challenged Sticky [259/364] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:25:26 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/31/17 23:16:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 18 days, 07:57:02 toward level 80.
[08/31/17 23:18:21] theemstra [229/895] has come upon Virtual [342/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/01/17 05:07:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 12:17:38 from level 80.
[09/01/17 11:42:17] Virtual, Andries, and damyan [630/2174] have team battled djm, AngryParsley, and bigjay [1085/2582] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 13:41:24] HeavyPodda [561/1226] has come upon Virtual [516/665] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:50:21 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/03/17 03:11:37] Sticky [322/379] has come upon Virtual [601/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:49 is added to Sticky's clock.
[09/03/17 04:34:00] AngryParsley [398/976] has come upon Virtual [231/665] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:19:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/04/17 03:52:51] _methods [162/255] has challenged Virtual [594/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to _methods's clock.
[09/04/17 17:57:33] Psilocybe [213/699] has challenged Virtual [617/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[09/05/17 03:26:44] Virtual [106/665] has challenged Meta [81/898] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:48:59 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/07/17 12:53:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 30 days, 12:29:55 toward level 80.
[09/07/17 23:02:31] Virtual has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:36:01 from level 80.
[09/10/17 02:46:15] ehjax [100/414] has challenged Virtual [57/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:23 is removed from ehjax's clock.
[09/10/17 08:41:01] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:21:15 towards level 80.
[09/11/17 13:22:11] Virtual invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:54 towards level 80.
[09/12/17 09:55:30] TauPan [123/352] has challenged Virtual [265/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:10:12 is added to TauPan's clock.
[09/13/17 07:03:40] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:55 towards level 80.
[09/13/17 07:14:02] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:37 from level 80.
[09/13/17 08:59:55] Virtual [284/665] has come upon LordH [860/1020] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:10:54 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/13/17 10:59:43] Virtual [164/665] has challenged mustek [38/751] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:15:38 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/13/17 20:01:13] Virtual [71/665] has challenged Sixbierehomme [542/695] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:18:52 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/14/17 18:55:09] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:12 towards level 80.
[09/15/17 02:15:42] Virtual fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:20:55 from level 80.
[09/15/17 04:40:23] meffe, djm, and Majak [337/1397] have team battled Azerothian, Brady, and Virtual [171/1568] and won! 0 days, 14:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/17 08:11:12] Virtual [427/665] has challenged LordH [957/1020] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:12:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[09/18/17 00:46:14] JuanMaestro, Virtual, and RistoUuranmaki [703/2078] have team battled yano, awgh, and XJR-9 [270/2449] and won! 1 day, 07:28:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 16:50:09] AbacusAvenger, Virtual, tspange, and Adar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/17 16:53:16] Adar [437/555] has come upon Virtual [658/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:03 is added to Adar's clock.
[09/21/17 03:51:49] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:16 towards level 80.
[09/21/17 05:41:33] sasaniak [185/479] has come upon Virtual [19/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:17:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/08/17 13:53:19] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:51 towards level 80.
[12/10/17 01:25:51] os-5185 [111/896] has challenged Virtual [617/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to os-5185's clock.
[12/10/17 09:54:23] Iri, Tenorman, and Milquetoast [1203/2559] have team battled Virtual, Boohbah, and sasaniak [1221/2097] and lost! 0 days, 06:07:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 11:02:45] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:40 towards level 80.
[12/10/17 15:00:52] Virtual [262/665] has challenged MetaNova [919/929] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:44:55 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/11/17 11:41:18] LegendaryQ, dindinx, and liara [1343/1533] have team battled Flonk, Virtual, and mwhahaha [1265/1821] and won! 0 days, 14:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 17:48:30] Virtual found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:06 towards level 80.
[12/12/17 01:43:05] fattrat [653/1174] has come upon Virtual [464/665] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:21:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/12/17 03:13:41] MetaNova [30/929] has challenged Virtual [296/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:46 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/12/17 04:58:11] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:07:27 towards level 80.
[12/13/17 03:22:49] Virtual saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:03 from level 80.
[12/14/17 21:34:39] ThePhoenix47 [135/337] has challenged Virtual [62/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:19 is removed from ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/16/17 06:04:40] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:23 towards level 80.
[12/16/17 23:08:21] Zoddo, RBecker, and Khorne [211/2805] have team battled Jandre, Virtual, and Herb_Tarlek [1657/1778] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 04:57:24] dwfreed, basepi, and Virtual [349/2114] have team battled yano, adamchainz, and sigmg [274/1815] and won! 1 day, 13:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 12:47:39] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:01 towards level 80.
[12/17/17 13:56:01] Virtual was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:03 from level 80.
[12/18/17 11:10:59] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:13 from level 80.
[12/18/17 14:43:03] Virtual fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Virtual's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/17 15:33:10] Eldoreth [652/930] has come upon Virtual [381/651] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:10:33 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/19/17 10:34:44] Virtual [31/651] has come upon Geela [298/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:51:38 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/21/17 03:34:41] fattrat, CYBERIA, and pixelate [1350/2208] have team battled Euronur, Virtual, and RistoUuranmaki [2069/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 12:46:04] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:55 towards level 80.
[12/23/17 18:55:49] elbie [268/640] has come upon Virtual [444/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:40 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/25/17 12:48:27] Virtual was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:24 from level 80.
[12/26/17 17:50:28] codedeeply [434/832] has challenged Virtual [223/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:43:11 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[12/26/17 23:55:31] Virtual ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:07 from level 80.
[12/27/17 04:03:35] Virtual had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:43 towards level 80.
[12/27/17 04:26:13] Virtual, Jandre, suterismus, and mustek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/17 23:02:09] Virtual [71/651] has challenged Andries [45/800] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:30 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[12/28/17 14:30:22] Taffer [570/711] has come upon Virtual [400/651] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:53:02 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/28/17 18:28:41] Virtual set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:36:46 from level 80.
[12/29/17 11:29:37] darkmage [810/1050] has come upon Virtual [201/651] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:18:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/29/17 11:29:37] darkmage has dealt Virtual a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:26:42 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/29/17 16:19:59] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:00 towards level 80.
[01/01/18 11:43:03] ishanyx [571/599] has challenged Virtual [268/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:05:34 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[01/01/18 11:43:03] In the fierce battle, Virtual dropped his level 69 pair of boots! ishanyx picks it up, tossing his old level 50 pair of boots to Virtual.
[01/01/18 12:26:48] Virtual found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:18 towards level 80.
[01/01/18 14:35:00] Roxana [68/284] has challenged Virtual [625/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Roxana's clock.
[01/01/18 22:53:04] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:51 towards level 80.
[01/05/18 09:22:30] Virtual [475/632] has come upon Lios [742/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:09 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/02/18 12:58:29] qbit [289/777] has challenged Virtual [33/632] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:30:34 is removed from qbit's clock.
[02/02/18 20:47:44] speedmann [203/399] has challenged Virtual [472/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to speedmann's clock.
[02/03/18 12:14:23] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:22 towards level 80.
[02/06/18 07:13:42] dwfreed [372/498] has challenged Virtual [524/632] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:37:20 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/06/18 15:43:16] hannesenator, awgh, and canton7 [1483/2785] have team battled Syloq, Mars, and Virtual [1398/1766] and won! 0 days, 02:42:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 21:26:12] brendan [698/1404] has come upon Virtual [241/632] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/08/18 23:52:37] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:37 towards level 80.
[02/09/18 05:22:32] Birdbones, moveax, and exa [246/2506] have team battled nfsnobody, Virtual, and Sixbierehomme [1738/2029] and lost! 1 day, 06:53:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/18 15:37:28] Virtual died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:10:42 from level 80.
[02/09/18 20:39:30] Virtual [396/632] has challenged damyan [590/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:34 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/10/18 13:56:20] robox, seanmnaes, and CornFly [1031/2231] have team battled Khorne, Virtual, and elbie [1365/2451] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/18 15:03:32] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:34 towards level 80.
[02/11/18 01:35:36] Virtual was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:52 towards level 80.
[02/13/18 00:20:56] Virtual bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:54 from level 80.
[02/13/18 07:35:43] Asara, pixelate, and basepi [1867/2685] have team battled Virtual, dclaw123, and Neo [1210/2039] and won! 3 days, 01:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 13:17:07] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:09 towards level 80.
[02/14/18 22:15:07] PiotrekD, Virtual, and dax [1784/1975] have team battled MJ94, suterismus, and vegadark [2386/2649] and lost! 0 days, 23:08:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/18 06:20:24] Eldoreth, Virtual, and m0shbear [287/2265] have team battled Majak, Cypher, and Blazee [1052/1714] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 09:17:01] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:01 from level 80.
[02/16/18 17:22:33] speedmann [294/421] has come upon Virtual [22/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:54:47 is removed from speedmann's clock.
[02/17/18 15:16:30] Virtual was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:36 towards level 80.
[02/17/18 17:51:40] Lnk [547/686] has challenged Virtual [219/632] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:34:53 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/17/18 23:07:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 2 days, 04:24:05 toward level 80.
[04/11/18 20:01:33] Virtual [477/632] has challenged lakwatsero [88/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:51 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/12/18 03:40:19] Virtual [142/632] has come upon greekman [285/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:23 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/14/18 00:25:44] fattrat, apiw, and greekman [1610/2324] have team battled LordH, bozo, and Virtual [1231/2133] and won! 1 day, 01:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 11:55:51] ohnx, JensRex, and sasaniak [1145/2756] have team battled double, theemstra, and Virtual [148/2489] and won! 0 days, 12:05:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 18:25:44] Virtual [306/632] has challenged Luamil [377/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/16/18 17:27:55] ishanyx, Virtual, astropoint, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/18 05:13:04] Virtual, ncarl747, and valdur55 [841/2378] have team battled dwfreed, simple, and JuanMaestro [1619/2138] and lost! 1 day, 08:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 05:42:41] hoglahoo [344/605] has come upon Virtual [160/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:25 is removed from hoglahoo's clock.
[04/18/18 09:31:39] Lemelisk, ilbelkyr, and Mrs.BigHead [2375/2662] have team battled Virtual, max, and adamchainz [972/1862] and won! 0 days, 14:40:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 18:25:37] Virtual [300/643] has challenged Zoddo [502/1135] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:56 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/21/18 23:07:50] darkmage [736/1066] has come upon Virtual [442/643] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:58:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/22/18 04:15:00] Virtual bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:50 towards level 80.
[04/22/18 08:30:39] Virtual [573/643] has challenged exa [455/1003] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:08:19 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/22/18 19:04:43] Virtual [444/643] has come upon vox [708/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:26 is added to Virtual's clock.
[04/24/18 13:22:26] dclaw123, zid, and blizgerg [2899/3148] have team battled Virtual, sasaniak, and prime [190/1872] and won! 6 days, 08:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 23:53:44] Virtual [598/643] has challenged glorgamitch [68/935] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:04 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[04/25/18 01:57:08] Virtual discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:30 towards level 80.
[04/26/18 20:44:39] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:51 towards level 80.
[04/27/18 00:05:05] Agno [53/304] has challenged Virtual [163/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Agno's clock.
[04/27/18 08:18:49] glorgamitch [161/935] has challenged Virtual [557/643] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:53:55 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[04/28/18 01:33:02] Virtual died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:11 from level 80.
[04/28/18 09:50:14] double [722/871] has come upon Virtual [630/643] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:50:59 is removed from double's clock.
[04/29/18 01:09:18] astropoint, Lnk, and Misza [565/2480] have team battled Virtual, shymega, and sunri5e [792/1882] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/18 01:22:29] Virtual, D.Va, and xayto [1415/1974] have team battled Bradicus, Altorin, and pfoley [88/1648] and won! 0 days, 18:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 00:16:56] Yuhno [133/628] has come upon Virtual [263/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:09 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[05/01/18 04:52:40] tmberg [134/978] has come upon Virtual [413/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:31 is added to tmberg's clock.
[05/02/18 03:02:58] Virtual [303/643] has challenged yano [19/694] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:45:25 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/02/18 10:03:10] aismallard [236/311] has come upon Virtual [307/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:25 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/02/18 22:09:39] Virtual got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:39:35 from level 81.
[05/03/18 07:58:05] Sixbierehomme, seanmnaes, and grooverider [1319/2429] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and blizgerg [1467/2379] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/18 08:39:44] Globalirc [364/790] has come upon Virtual [547/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:47:46 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/04/18 11:24:47] Virtual, Cameron_D, and sasaniak [2878/2881] have team battled vox, shymega, and Elgo [378/2180] and won! 3 days, 20:30:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 02:09:35] dclaw123 [944/973] has come upon Virtual [235/643] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:51:25 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[05/28/18 16:58:06] Majak [153/485] has come upon Virtual [403/616] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:41:58 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/29/18 03:10:44] bigjay [467/1313] has come upon Virtual [464/616] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:19:26 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/30/18 02:23:57] neurospex [104/1142] has challenged Virtual [175/616] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:03:28 is added to neurospex's clock.
[05/30/18 03:04:05] HeavyPodda [900/1033] has come upon Virtual [77/616] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:17:55 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/30/18 12:23:52] Wohali [46/514] has come upon Virtual [71/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:32 is added to Wohali's clock.
[05/30/18 14:06:26] auror [226/329] has challenged Virtual [522/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to auror's clock.
[05/31/18 12:35:58] Virtual [563/616] has challenged gildarts [214/501] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:57:56 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/01/18 09:23:54] Virtual stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:44:20 towards level 81.
[06/02/18 09:53:12] lakwatsero, nickware, and ohnx [362/2031] have team battled Virtual, D.Va, and IdleMaster [1961/1981] and lost! 2 days, 21:42:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 21:49:12] dwfreed [72/482] has come upon Virtual [553/616] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:04:18 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/04/18 22:25:14] dwfreed [267/482] has come upon Virtual [129/616] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:29:51 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/05/18 05:11:36] Arland [102/110] has challenged Virtual [51/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:58 is removed from Arland's clock.
[06/05/18 10:33:10] niko, SirMonkeybox, and moveax [1764/1918] have team battled Virtual, Heisenberg, and Majak [1871/2054] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 15:40:49] Virtual found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:34 towards level 81.
[06/06/18 20:29:07] SirMonkeybox [172/547] has challenged Virtual [481/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:19:30 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[06/07/18 10:55:40] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:33:58 towards level 81.
[06/07/18 16:16:08] Asara [1056/1273] has come upon Virtual [583/628] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 12:34:54 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/07/18 17:22:29] Arland [30/260] has challenged Virtual [508/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Arland's clock.
[06/09/18 22:05:31] Virtual sharpened the edge of their weapon! Virtual's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/18 13:09:05] dxtr [209/355] has challenged Virtual [286/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to dxtr's clock.
[06/12/18 03:37:30] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:36:13 towards level 81.
[06/12/18 09:40:48] IdleMaster [375/749] has come upon Virtual [426/633] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:38:06 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[06/12/18 13:13:56] Taffer [166/573] has come upon Virtual [243/633] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:45:08 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/12/18 16:45:16] xtort- [56/252] has challenged Virtual [492/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to xtort-'s clock.
[06/12/18 22:51:59] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:06:39 towards level 81.
[06/13/18 14:17:58] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:15 towards level 81.
[06/15/18 12:18:16] Syloq [161/460] has challenged Virtual [399/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:05 is added to Syloq's clock.
[06/15/18 21:51:38] Virtual [189/633] has come upon Geela [125/415] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:55:33 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/15/18 21:54:30] Virtual [533/633] has come upon Geela [274/415] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:19:46 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/16/18 03:23:43] pfoley [81/658] has challenged Virtual [242/633] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:05:12 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/16/18 10:22:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 11 days, 04:16:59 toward level 81.
[06/16/18 11:30:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 3 days, 22:38:19 toward level 81.
[06/20/18 14:00:39] Virtual [625/646] has challenged Birdbones [678/1274] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to Virtual's clock.
[06/21/18 06:54:47] blizgerg [796/1182] has come upon Virtual [430/646] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:49:07 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[06/22/18 12:05:42] manish17xxx, Virtual, and Flonk [60/2399] have team battled ncarl747, Tor, and holloway [1151/2468] and lost! 1 day, 02:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 16:25:53] Courage [204/347] has come upon Virtual [20/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:03 is removed from Courage's clock.
[06/22/18 17:45:00] petrichor [909/1188] has come upon Virtual [209/646] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:45:25 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[06/22/18 21:56:17] PiotrekD, acolarh, and rxcomm [1643/2335] have team battled Dork_Knight, neurospex, and Virtual [41/2651] and won! 0 days, 17:47:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 05:29:55] Virtual got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 09:30:00 from level 82.
[06/24/18 07:54:31] Virtual [449/646] has challenged Asara [253/1286] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:27:05 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/24/18 10:35:55] Virtual ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:54:41 from level 82.
[06/24/18 23:21:52] you [32/246] has challenged Virtual [386/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to you's clock.
[06/25/18 08:02:55] Taffer [559/573] has challenged Virtual [487/646] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:43:36 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/25/18 09:03:16] Virtual [247/646] has challenged dxtr [53/425] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:56:55 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[06/27/18 09:17:06] simple [877/931] has challenged Virtual [158/646] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:16:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/27/18 14:57:31] Mrs.BigHead [562/609] has come upon Virtual [626/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:56 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[06/28/18 13:29:59] WallIdl [575/733] has challenged Virtual [204/646] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:51:15 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[06/29/18 11:00:45] Tenorman, WallIdl, and J [152/2476] have team battled Virtual, vox, and mwhahaha [1420/2718] and lost! 8 days, 18:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 21:37:14] Fluttershy, zid, and Maruiki [1766/2409] have team battled Virtual, apiw, and xit [567/2324] and won! 0 days, 10:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/18 12:22:17] Lnk [510/856] has come upon Virtual [268/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:59:00 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/02/18 03:18:27] alephnull [101/618] has come upon Virtual [279/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:45:46 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/02/18 12:33:10] simple [716/935] has come upon Virtual [11/646] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:32:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/03/18 10:00:35] sigmg [151/731] has come upon Virtual [12/646] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:53:38 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[07/04/18 04:45:24] borsin [191/473] has come upon Virtual [472/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:24:12 is added to borsin's clock.
[01/16/19 04:49:56] Virtual, Killerkid, and elf [135/2903] have team battled NPC4946410567318, dclaw123, and max [213/2299] and lost! 3 days, 12:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 01:30:46] elf [1177/1184] has come upon Virtual [453/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:31:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/17/19 14:17:21] Jay_of_Delucia [38/437] has challenged Virtual [412/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:32 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[01/17/19 20:18:56] Virtual [100/646] has challenged el [588/938] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:43:08 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/18/19 05:40:49] Virtual was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:17:39 from level 82.
[01/18/19 23:14:33] AngryParsley [1155/1230] has come upon Virtual [117/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:02:55 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/18/19 23:25:38] Virtual [455/646] has challenged Vroomfondel [498/639] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:36:48 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/20/19 00:24:10] Virtual lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:31:49 from level 82.
[01/20/19 05:24:22] xit, ishanyx, and FSM [763/2244] have team battled max, psycho, and Virtual [1213/1866] and lost! 1 day, 23:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/19 22:50:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Virtual with fire, slowing the heathen 53 days, 21:34:08 from level 82.
[01/22/19 17:53:56] Homme [84/426] has challenged Virtual [59/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from Homme's clock.
[01/22/19 20:04:53] Virtual grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 23:50:01 towards level 82.
[01/23/19 21:13:26] Virtual has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 10:13:38 from level 82.
[01/24/19 02:32:05] Virtual met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 20:43:51 from level 82.
[01/24/19 19:08:21] waifu, TimWolla, and grooverider [2757/3128] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, rxcomm, and Virtual [1646/2556] and won! 1 day, 13:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 01:12:16] GilbertErik, Virtual, and agrajag [1867/2461] have team battled nickware, sigmg, and vox [2704/2865] and lost! 0 days, 16:07:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/19 05:43:43] Virtual [256/646] has challenged Sundance [738/753] in combat and lost! 15 days, 16:38:30 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/26/19 18:52:14] Zoddo [28/1116] has challenged Virtual [622/646] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:35:00 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[01/28/19 08:00:42] astropoint [381/870] has challenged Virtual [368/646] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:34 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[01/28/19 10:54:48] hannesenator [728/1140] has come upon Virtual [613/646] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:20:44 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/29/19 10:06:39] pants [879/975] has challenged Virtual [179/646] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:39:26 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/30/19 04:10:57] Virtual [417/646] has challenged Psilocybe [661/753] in combat and lost! 15 days, 02:12:51 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/30/19 05:28:56] Khorne, Reilly, and zankore [345/2510] have team battled Majak, Virtual, and IllusiveMan_ [1401/1665] and lost! 0 days, 16:21:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/19 15:16:19] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 14:03:30 towards level 82.
[01/30/19 18:59:22] Virtual got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 10:24:53 from level 82.
[01/31/19 08:13:40] Virtual slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Virtual's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/19 12:18:21] Virtual [157/641] has challenged rxcomm [509/1054] in combat and lost! 22 days, 05:38:46 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/01/19 03:51:48] Virtual hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 16:30:50 towards level 82.
[02/01/19 07:22:48] Nistur [754/793] has challenged Virtual [110/641] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:09:49 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[02/01/19 22:10:42] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 06:02:14 towards level 82.
[02/02/19 01:00:11] psycho [341/435] has come upon Virtual [195/641] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:45:54 is removed from psycho's clock.
[02/02/19 02:39:45] kenyon, shandor, and woonack [1990/2159] have team battled csc2ya, Virtual, and Nuae [918/1386] and won! 2 days, 03:49:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 03:27:27] Virtual [474/638] has challenged sigmg [370/732] in combat and won! 27 days, 16:52:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/03/19 09:26:12] AncalagonThBlack, elbie, and Virtual [279/2374] have team battled pants, allo, and dax [1057/2209] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/19 22:21:47] aismallard [548/742] has come upon Virtual [463/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:01:13 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/04/19 01:34:49] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:01:39 towards level 82.
[02/04/19 12:31:32] TheDeadlyDandy [71/402] has challenged Virtual [463/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/05/19 10:10:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 8 days, 11:49:13 toward level 82.
[02/05/19 21:44:59] HellSpawn, zankore, and Globalirc [1843/2281] have team battled shandor, pixelate, and Virtual [1289/1684] and won! 1 day, 16:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 23:37:04] Virtual [307/638] has challenged dwfreed [223/367] in combat and won! 25 days, 19:43:31 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[02/06/19 04:27:19] Virtual bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:35:30 towards level 82.
[02/06/19 16:41:06] Virtual [228/638] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [387/446] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:42 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/07/19 16:51:30] Virtual learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:01:14 towards level 82.
[02/07/19 21:11:54] canton7, elbie, and kork [1696/2260] have team battled mustek, Psilocybe, and Virtual [840/2539] and won! 2 days, 00:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 23:04:24] Virtual lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:40:11 from level 82.
[02/09/19 18:52:29] Virtual gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:53:15 towards level 82.
[02/09/19 23:57:34] Virtual had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:39:38 towards level 82.
[02/10/19 00:10:16] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:50:53 towards level 82.
[02/10/19 12:01:40] Virtual was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:16:17 from level 82.
[02/11/19 12:34:42] Virtual found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:55:50 towards level 82.
[02/12/19 18:46:17] xayto, sbp, and ccr0w [314/1497] have team battled h00k, Lemelisk, and Virtual [2362/2739] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 23:19:53] Virtual [161/638] has come upon m0shbear [314/923] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:39:05 is added to Virtual's clock.
[02/15/19 02:38:33] Virtual had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:04:36 towards level 82.
[02/15/19 08:01:26] Crazycatlady [251/662] has come upon Virtual [215/638] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:23:28 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/15/19 14:46:45] idlerpgww [378/746] has come upon Virtual [219/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:40:52 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[02/15/19 16:28:23] astropoint [596/879] has challenged Virtual [33/638] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:48:51 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[02/16/19 13:23:49] TheDeadlyDandy [459/476] has challenged Virtual [328/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:27 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/17/19 02:36:23] Geela [325/714] has challenged Virtual [216/638] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:02:57 is removed from Geela's clock.
[02/17/19 06:22:46] Virtual, skarlso, and alephnull [1385/1745] have team battled buksi, nickware, and Majak [362/2175] and won! 0 days, 01:24:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 22:00:34] Virtual was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:05:32 towards level 82.
[02/18/19 07:13:36] pixelate [23/480] has come upon Virtual [370/638] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:07:52 is added to pixelate's clock.
[02/18/19 08:09:48] skarlso [29/324] has challenged Virtual [465/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to skarlso's clock.
[02/19/19 12:07:35] Nofew [500/840] has come upon Virtual [67/638] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:27:07 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/19 04:53:28] tspange [183/785] has challenged Virtual [464/638] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:12:43 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/22/19 02:14:46] waffles, brycec, and Geela [102/2479] have team battled M144, dindinx, and Virtual [573/2442] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 04:25:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Virtual 3 days, 21:05:04 toward level 82.
[02/22/19 09:07:49] Virtual tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:13:03 towards level 82.
[02/24/19 04:47:23] CornFly [273/1202] has come upon Virtual [317/638] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:27:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/24/19 18:42:57] Virtual was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:37:03 towards level 82.
[02/24/19 22:18:07] Virtual ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:02 from level 82.