Player Info

User: Zaratustra
Class: Hermit
Admin?: No
Level: 120
Next level: 48 days, 09:06:24
Status: Offline
Host: zaratustra!~zaratustr@idlerpg/player/zaratustra
Account Created: Fri Jan 17 05:52:37 2014
Last login: Fri Mar 11 16:32:46 2022
Total time idled: 2275 days, 21:41:37
Current position: [468,271]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 64
boots: 285 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 64
gloves: 45
helm: 57 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 35
ring: 65 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 56
tunic: 72 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 181 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 924

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 6 days, 02:35:21
nick: 78 days, 07:12:34
part: 7 days, 19:47:06
quest: 3682 days, 19:37:38
quit: 659 days, 13:25:03

total: 4434 days, 14:37:42

Character Modifiers

[01/17/14 07:02:35] Zaratustra [0/1] has challenged DanYELL [370/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/14 07:28:27] Zaratustra [1/6] has challenged Furry [309/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/14 08:49:00] Zaratustra [9/28] has challenged yond [501/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/14 16:23:16] Zaratustra [108/114] has challenged zinya [139/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/14 21:54:33] Zaratustra [109/151] has challenged Zett [241/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/14 06:33:08] Zaratustra [146/181] has challenged Killerkid [280/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/14 11:03:08] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:12 towards level 23.
[01/19/14 01:33:45] Zaratustra [102/235] has challenged Hester [65/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/14 06:27:15] Zaratustra lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:42 from level 26.
[01/19/14 07:50:24] Zaratustra [152/235] has challenged MadHatter [544/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/14 10:38:58] Harmjan [27/124] has come upon Zaratustra [72/235] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Harmjan's clock.
[01/19/14 16:17:43] Zaratustra [136/253] has challenged Krenz [277/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/14 02:14:48] Zaratustra [229/256] has challenged Nayru [401/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/14 13:37:27] Zaratustra [41/262] has challenged cirdan [395/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/21/14 03:04:09] Zaratustra [63/262] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [711/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/21/14 08:04:52] Zaratustra [153/288] has come upon Prometheus [410/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:23 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/21/14 08:30:55] Furry, keith, and iViLe [14/1298] have team battled nb_ff, Zaratustra, and MadHatter [483/1454] and lost! 0 days, 01:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/14 21:00:57] Zaratustra [62/290] has challenged Fogel [146/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/22/14 07:06:37] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:29 from level 32.
[01/22/14 22:08:08] Zaratustra [189/300] has challenged fester [478/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/22/14 23:57:29] sasaniak [502/731] has challenged Zaratustra [136/300] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:46:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/22/14 23:57:29] sasaniak has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:26:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/23/14 12:20:56] Tenorman [662/757] has come upon Zaratustra [57/300] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:24:40 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/24/14 01:16:49] Zaratustra [122/334] has challenged ryushe [794/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/14 03:53:21] TauPan [226/359] has come upon Zaratustra [279/334] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:43:03 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/28/14 07:07:11] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:23 from level 34.
[01/29/14 02:53:50] Zaratustra [330/335] has challenged MontyZuma [66/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/04/14 08:29:15] TROGDOR [396/438] has come upon Zaratustra [68/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:37 is removed from TROGDOR's clock.
[02/04/14 23:19:42] ElectRo [485/1284] has challenged Zaratustra [255/335] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:39:42 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[02/05/14 04:14:01] Zaratustra [85/335] has challenged simple [326/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/05/14 15:33:39] Deny [137/532] has come upon Zaratustra [98/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:32 is removed from Deny's clock.
[02/05/14 19:24:38] Sheudecai [143/484] has challenged Zaratustra [115/335] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:47:22 is removed from Sheudecai's clock.
[02/06/14 10:28:30] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:45 towards level 36.
[02/06/14 13:48:12] Zaratustra [259/354] has challenged ozatomic [221/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/06/14 20:50:23] Zaratustra [226/354] has come upon fester [334/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/07/14 21:53:30] Zaratustra and pants have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/14 23:49:47] Zaratustra [334/366] has challenged Alfie [246/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/08/14 05:20:05] nikoJ [462/656] has come upon Zaratustra [107/366] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:11:17 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[02/11/14 00:19:01] Zaratustra [324/366] has challenged DanYELL [191/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/14 03:26:24] Zaratustra [262/366] has come upon nb_ff [302/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/14 16:55:04] Zaratustra left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Zaratustra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/12/14 00:13:12] Devereux [2/7] has challenged Zaratustra [353/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Devereux's clock.
[02/12/14 07:04:36] jose [3/908] has challenged Zaratustra [341/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:43 is added to jose's clock.
[02/12/14 20:52:22] Zaratustra [126/364] has challenged nikoJ [576/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/13/14 06:40:44] Zaratustra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:54 from level 40.
[02/13/14 19:34:10] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:17 towards level 40.
[02/13/14 22:01:31] oooooo [137/223] has challenged Zaratustra [125/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from oooooo's clock.
[02/14/14 04:14:07] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:30 towards level 40.
[02/15/14 08:39:06] Zaratustra [184/364] has challenged Reaper [776/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/15/14 09:21:56] Zaratustra [0/364] has come upon rxcomm [61/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/15/14 14:54:51] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:43 towards level 41.
[02/15/14 20:17:23] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:02 towards level 41.
[02/18/14 03:37:30] Zaratustra, XenGi, and zinya [1306/1420] have team battled nitzer, Kinsmir, and Yankee [929/1802] and won! 0 days, 06:15:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/14 13:41:57] Godisme [17/668] has challenged Zaratustra [143/364] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Godisme's clock.
[02/19/14 17:01:36] Zaratustra [41/408] has challenged MontyZuma [395/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/19/14 21:49:42] Zaratustra [0/408] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [540/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:41:05 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/14 09:27:57] tehsoljah [162/175] has challenged Zaratustra [57/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from tehsoljah's clock.
[02/20/14 23:07:08] SpamMage [250/679] has challenged Zaratustra [58/408] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:26:12 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[02/21/14 01:44:58] Zaratustra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:16 from level 42.
[02/23/14 19:47:05] Zaratustra, argus, and Fluttershy [1743/1761] have team battled desspugne, Avon, and Ttech [578/2527] and won! 0 days, 03:03:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/14 08:03:17] Zaratustra [96/440] has challenged sjefen6 [120/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/14 02:54:16] hawk [449/783] has challenged Zaratustra [82/440] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:08:17 is removed from hawk's clock.
[02/26/14 00:44:26] Zaratustra, kenyon, and RansomTime [304/2091] have team battled filinep, jmaugue, and felipe [111/1422] and won! 0 days, 11:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/14 02:08:30] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:38 towards level 43.
[03/12/14 04:24:53] Killerkid [160/566] has challenged Zaratustra [221/440] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:19:42 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/12/14 17:28:13] sjefen6 [427/470] has challenged Zaratustra [161/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:34:42 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[03/12/14 22:59:42] Zaratustra [325/440] has come upon argus [884/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/12/14 23:29:52] AbrahamLinksys [506/507] has challenged Zaratustra [343/440] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:50:46 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[03/13/14 05:15:33] Zaratustra [225/479] has challenged paysties [404/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/13/14 05:52:27] Zaratustra [176/479] has come upon woonack [100/720] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:02:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/28/14 13:47:27] charitwo, Zaratustra, and Rarity [741/1399] have team battled Bokkie, dxrt, and irix [1824/2014] and lost! 0 days, 13:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/14 13:35:17] Kartoffelsuppe [37/421] has challenged Zaratustra [4/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:42 is removed from Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[09/21/14 21:31:23] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:16 towards level 44.
[09/21/14 22:58:43] Godisme, gipyelrah, and Kinsmir [317/2451] have team battled keeper_c, Zaratustra, and vegadark [855/1962] and lost! 0 days, 14:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/14 10:23:41] Trondby, lolwut, and a1291762 [1182/2153] have team battled charitwo, bigjay, and Zaratustra [1360/1576] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/14 13:15:43] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:46 from level 44.
[09/26/14 15:36:12] jbroome [591/616] has come upon Zaratustra [359/479] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:00:07 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[09/29/14 08:46:00] idisjunction, SlowRiot, and gravis [738/1681] have team battled Zaratustra, desspugne, and TauPan [977/1781] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/14 15:10:48] VonGuard [35/446] has challenged Zaratustra [447/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[10/02/14 10:05:06] Zaratustra [267/482] has challenged TehKitti [64/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/02/14 13:06:25] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:31 from level 45.
[10/02/14 18:03:54] Zaratustra, Danthemandoo, and Albeit_J [31/1100] have team battled Troxa, jeaye, and Xpktro [298/1308] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/14 17:56:01] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:20 towards level 45.
[10/05/14 08:07:01] Troxa, dxrt, and Boohbah [34/1637] have team battled dyreshark, Zaratustra, and naw [707/1299] and lost! 0 days, 07:15:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/14 21:10:14] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:09 towards level 45.
[10/06/14 18:26:02] Zaratustra [359/482] has challenged Derpy [534/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/07/14 12:35:11] Zaratustra and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/14 12:52:36] Zaratustra [97/482] has challenged aucg [99/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:13:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/07/14 14:53:09] Zaratustra [326/482] has challenged elf [482/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:08 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/07/14 18:41:14] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:50 towards level 46.
[10/10/14 08:14:33] clonak [240/525] has challenged Zaratustra [96/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:56 is removed from clonak's clock.
[10/10/14 12:23:33] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:18 towards level 46.
[10/11/14 20:31:02] Babar, tmberg, and clonak [465/2319] have team battled Zaratustra, kaplejon, and Gizmokid2005 [736/1946] and lost! 1 day, 18:20:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/14 05:28:45] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:37 towards level 46.
[10/12/14 12:30:19] Zaratustra [194/482] has challenged ajhgfa [482/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/12/14 19:55:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 13:27:30 toward level 46.
[10/13/14 04:34:11] Zaratustra [393/482] has come upon IdleMaster [143/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/13/14 16:13:32] Zaratustra and pekster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/14 20:24:31] SchrodingersScat [555/806] has challenged Zaratustra [47/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[10/14/14 01:35:00] Zaratustra [476/482] has challenged Spazturtle [404/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/15/14 14:25:04] Zaratustra and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 00:08:05] Jahemian [58/72] has challenged Zaratustra [460/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Jahemian's clock.
[10/16/14 04:03:24] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:53 towards level 47.
[10/16/14 10:30:22] sec [201/252] has challenged Zaratustra [431/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to sec's clock.
[10/16/14 23:42:17] sec [90/317] has challenged Zaratustra [162/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to sec's clock.
[10/17/14 02:30:40] Zaratustra [367/482] has come upon shandor [104/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/17/14 10:12:37] soverycoolyeah [86/234] has challenged Zaratustra [31/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from soverycoolyeah's clock.
[10/17/14 13:41:45] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:55 towards level 47.
[10/18/14 12:00:11] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:05 towards level 47.
[10/19/14 18:27:42] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [57/1025] has challenged Zaratustra [412/482] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:03:28 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[10/19/14 22:28:56] Furry, sasaniak, and Chosi [780/1794] have team battled Zaratustra, pfoley, and irix [451/2036] and won! 0 days, 20:56:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/14 02:40:42] Zaratustra [349/486] has challenged Troxa [79/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/20/14 21:24:51] Adar [560/804] has come upon Zaratustra [135/486] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:06:22 is removed from Adar's clock.
[10/23/14 02:45:26] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:38 towards level 48.
[10/24/14 01:48:34] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:14 towards level 48.
[10/25/14 00:10:41] PiotrekD [68/783] has challenged Zaratustra [104/486] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[10/25/14 15:16:15] IdleMaster [202/430] has challenged Zaratustra [78/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:27 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[10/25/14 16:16:32] Cysioland [70/453] has challenged Zaratustra [441/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:27 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[10/25/14 18:35:12] sedrik [220/513] has challenged Zaratustra [221/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to sedrik's clock.
[10/26/14 04:46:33] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:07 from level 48.
[10/26/14 16:23:18] Wayneoween [501/606] has challenged Zaratustra [65/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:43:11 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[10/26/14 18:23:50] PiotrekD [88/783] has challenged Zaratustra [342/486] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:33:54 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[10/27/14 00:15:50] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:44 towards level 48.
[10/27/14 00:25:31] Cysioland [410/453] has challenged Zaratustra [481/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:10 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[10/27/14 16:13:32] Curlybear [184/307] has challenged Zaratustra [167/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from Curlybear's clock.
[10/30/14 08:49:04] Zaratustra [274/486] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [318/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/30/14 23:31:45] Zaratustra [356/486] has come upon Majak [72/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/31/14 01:59:50] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:17 towards level 48.
[11/03/14 13:23:39] Frogging101, Zaratustra, and MetaNova [1005/1352] have team battled Gizmokid2005, tiwake, and Kabaka [742/2390] and won! 0 days, 04:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 18:40:20] Zaratustra, m0shbear, and lipek [1535/2209] have team battled Meistarin, verrbot, and L235 [772/1709] and won! 0 days, 03:33:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/14 01:35:22] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:23 towards level 48.
[11/04/14 04:51:13] Curlybear [71/315] has come upon Zaratustra [76/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:03 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[11/04/14 10:25:19] Zaratustra [190/397] has challenged twohlix [276/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/04/14 21:01:21] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:22 towards level 48.
[11/04/14 21:32:58] Zaratustra [145/411] has challenged Kabaka [253/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/04/14 22:06:31] Recnamoruen [47/65] has challenged Zaratustra [129/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Recnamoruen's clock.
[11/08/14 10:07:05] allo, Diesel, and Zaratustra [167/1303] have team battled twohlix, FrodoTheHobbit, and davidfg4 [456/1779] and lost! 0 days, 15:46:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/14 19:23:47] Zaratustra [297/411] has challenged XJR-9 [628/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/13/14 16:55:17] RBecker [238/249] has come upon Zaratustra [220/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[11/13/14 21:55:08] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:14 towards level 49.
[11/14/14 06:44:59] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:28 from level 49.
[11/14/14 08:37:42] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:07 from level 49.
[11/14/14 10:29:55] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:13 from level 49.
[11/14/14 16:54:56] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:25 towards level 49.
[11/15/14 17:54:15] NightExcessive [13/52] has challenged Zaratustra [100/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to NightExcessive's clock.
[11/16/14 15:41:00] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:59 towards level 49.
[11/16/14 20:01:12] Zaratustra [464/502] has challenged Shr3k [363/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:40:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/16/14 20:01:12] In the fierce battle, Shr3k dropped his level 127 tunic! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing his old level 79 tunic to Shr3k.
[11/16/14 23:02:07] Zaratustra [497/555] has challenged Darky [290/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:47:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/16/14 23:02:07] Zaratustra has dealt Darky a Critical Strike! 14 days, 04:04:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[11/16/14 23:23:34] ruan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/14 00:05:09] ToxicMouse, jstg, and Zaratustra [381/1298] have team battled Troxa, Albeit_J, and nitzer [926/1294] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/14 02:21:48] simple, IdleMaster, and neurospex [377/1917] have team battled Plasmastar, kaplejon, and Zaratustra [487/1500] and lost! 0 days, 18:32:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/14 00:59:58] ruan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/14 21:01:56] Zaratustra [196/555] has challenged ryushe [98/916] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:49:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/27/14 21:25:00] Zaratustra [468/555] has challenged suterismus [206/1202] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/28/14 00:51:14] hawk, Zaratustra, and eva42 [825/1840] have team battled Kyree, irix, and Rarity [1101/1840] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/14 00:53:32] Zaratustra [413/565] has challenged Cysioland [236/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/02/14 17:02:21] Zaratustra [373/565] has challenged brendan [503/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:19 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/06/14 08:26:30] Gunther and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 01:14:14] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:04 towards level 50.
[12/09/14 10:27:14] DiCEr1904 [12/215] has challenged Zaratustra [104/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[12/11/14 20:46:53] Zaratustra and pipework have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/14 17:10:57] Zaratustra [213/565] has come upon Curlybear [313/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:10:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/15/14 09:12:24] kapitanluffy [252/548] has come upon Zaratustra [379/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:26 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[12/17/14 00:54:04] shandor [117/624] has challenged Zaratustra [450/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:24 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/17/14 04:05:00] Andries and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/14 05:48:19] TehKitti [108/595] has challenged Zaratustra [342/565] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[12/17/14 14:22:44] Totengeist [612/695] has come upon Zaratustra [38/565] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:19:30 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[12/17/14 18:29:48] Zaratustra [435/565] has come upon irix [498/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/18/14 06:00:15] Zaratustra [279/565] has come upon simple [333/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:24:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/18/14 06:03:30] pixelate [102/431] has challenged Zaratustra [125/565] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:02:29 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/18/14 15:48:44] Zaratustra [75/565] has come upon kaplejon [487/488] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:07 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/19/14 03:03:43] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:50 towards level 50.
[12/20/14 00:25:05] edo stole Zaratustra's level 37 shield while they were sleeping! edo leaves his old level 29 shield behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[12/20/14 04:18:47] Zaratustra [447/556] has challenged Gunther [259/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:57:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/25/14 14:33:40] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:59 towards level 50.
[12/26/14 00:32:26] Ennd and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/14 08:13:52] Zaratustra [469/556] has challenged Weedle [388/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:41 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/26/14 16:40:30] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:40 towards level 50.
[12/26/14 23:23:33] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:38 towards level 50.
[12/27/14 14:24:10] dindinx, Eksarion, and Andries [675/1669] have team battled Zaratustra, L235, and simple [628/1466] and won! 1 day, 02:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 16:48:23] Zaratustra [290/558] has challenged TheMadHatter [249/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/28/14 05:38:28] Gunther and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 09:28:26] kaplejon and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 13:09:56] SudoKing, Mateusz, and Pici [723/1675] have team battled Flynn, Zaratustra, and naw [578/1884] and won! 0 days, 05:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/14 10:22:40] Zaratustra [220/558] has come upon bairyn [145/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:12:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/01/15 02:00:05] MontyZuma, JuanMaestro, and Zaratustra [1337/1995] have team battled argus, Agent86, and Rarity [277/1974] and won! 0 days, 04:14:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/15 09:01:00] filinep [101/448] has challenged Zaratustra [453/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:08 is added to filinep's clock.
[01/02/15 03:07:21] neo [76/768] has challenged Zaratustra [506/558] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:13:23 is added to neo's clock.
[01/02/15 09:29:42] Crysters [0/263] has challenged Zaratustra [146/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Crysters's clock.
[01/02/15 14:11:25] Zaratustra [331/558] has challenged Ennd [389/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/04/15 22:36:22] Zaratustra [263/558] has come upon RBecker [218/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/06/15 06:28:24] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:42 towards level 51.
[01/09/15 11:31:14] Zaratustra, NightExcessive, and zbart [1081/1633] have team battled SchrodingersScat, elf, and dindinx [1281/2152] and lost! 0 days, 04:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/15 02:21:06] Zaratustra [495/558] has come upon junktext [318/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/10/15 08:09:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 02:14:43 toward level 51.
[01/10/15 08:23:06] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:09 towards level 51.
[01/11/15 04:59:08] Zaratustra [554/561] has challenged neurospex [642/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/11/15 23:38:15] Zaratustra [265/561] has come upon Sprort [276/301] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:46:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/11/15 23:44:50] Zaratustra [199/561] has come upon Trondby [127/550] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:12:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/13/15 02:11:05] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:13:49 from level 52.
[01/13/15 22:54:11] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and ToxicMouse [819/1497] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, suterismus, and r00f [482/2256] and won! 0 days, 17:06:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/15 17:00:00] Agusanz [14/360] has challenged Zaratustra [460/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[02/01/15 22:18:21] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/02/15 09:32:12] Kartoffelsuppe [106/635] has challenged Zaratustra [437/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[02/02/15 22:51:15] identd [771/867] has challenged Zaratustra [165/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:16 is removed from identd's clock.
[02/03/15 04:41:16] Zaratustra [386/550] has come upon Shayanjm [304/625] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:44:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/03/15 12:59:56] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:53:10 from level 52.
[02/06/15 04:46:01] Zaratustra [314/550] has come upon Weedle [578/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:52:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/06/15 08:33:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 3 days, 23:38:43 toward level 52.
[02/06/15 16:04:19] renopt [99/303] has challenged Zaratustra [84/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from renopt's clock.
[02/07/15 01:51:43] Endust [0/1] has challenged Zaratustra [480/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Endust's clock.
[02/07/15 02:47:23] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:37 from level 52.
[02/07/15 10:55:34] Zanoab [60/483] has challenged Zaratustra [434/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Zanoab's clock.
[02/08/15 11:28:32] Zaratustra [228/550] has come upon Kinsmir [480/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:02:07 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/08/15 13:02:34] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:30 from level 52.
[02/08/15 23:06:26] Zaratustra [223/550] has come upon IdleMaster [182/391] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:01:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/10/15 03:50:43] Sixbierehomme [363/647] has challenged Zaratustra [400/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:01 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[02/10/15 06:02:46] Kussie [8/13] has challenged Zaratustra [34/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Kussie's clock.
[02/10/15 11:31:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 18:57:46 toward level 52.
[02/11/15 08:00:12] Zaratustra [184/550] has challenged Pici [266/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/15 09:50:54] keeper_c, honkybonky, and spaceCore [1600/2093] have team battled gipyelrah, Zaratustra, and bigjay [1752/2088] and lost! 0 days, 05:32:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/15 02:35:13] Zaratustra [401/550] has come upon NezumiRyu [48/278] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:51:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/15 10:20:26] Zaratustra [230/550] has come upon reim [113/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/15/15 07:32:36] Kinsmir [123/617] has challenged Zaratustra [173/550] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:14:25 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[02/16/15 07:49:28] G33KY [178/651] has come upon Zaratustra [430/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:19:01 is added to G33KY's clock.
[02/17/15 17:43:00] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/15 05:41:14] Zaratustra [116/550] has challenged suterismus [544/1090] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/15 12:25:20] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:41 towards level 53.
[02/26/15 08:05:55] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:26:31 from level 53.
[02/27/15 12:17:06] Zaratustra [236/550] has come upon Agusanz [287/398] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:56 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/27/15 16:54:30] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:54 towards level 53.
[03/05/15 00:20:58] Zaratustra slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Zaratustra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/06/15 15:50:54] Addama [49/66] has challenged Zaratustra [518/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Addama's clock.
[03/10/15 19:40:30] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:05 towards level 53.
[03/12/15 10:59:56] Zaratustra [316/545] has challenged IdleBot [1468/1519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:09:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/13/15 02:20:23] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:27 from level 53.
[03/13/15 19:41:41] JustAPerson [38/63] has challenged Zaratustra [235/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[03/16/15 01:30:06] Zaratustra [91/545] has challenged keepermurf [426/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:00 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/15 02:13:51] burnsie [374/422] has challenged Zaratustra [190/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from burnsie's clock.
[03/17/15 14:51:29] Zaratustra [185/545] has come upon bogdan [202/470] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:42:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/18/15 15:32:37] Zaratustra [443/545] has come upon strugart [457/747] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:51:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/15 13:59:34] Zaratustra [98/545] has challenged clonak [564/583] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:08:04 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/15 20:31:24] Zaratustra [523/545] has come upon allo [38/535] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:52:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/15 22:02:18] Zaratustra [463/545] has challenged Adar [273/669] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:36:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/15 02:38:09] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:13:09 from level 53.
[03/21/15 08:58:32] ElectRo [178/1328] has come upon Zaratustra [417/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[03/21/15 11:44:13] Zaratustra, Shayanjm, and lipek [2235/2318] have team battled Jareeta, Alric`, and tiwake [1446/2189] and won! 1 day, 03:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/15 14:34:31] theemstra [223/271] has come upon Zaratustra [312/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/21/15 16:02:34] talso, idisjunction, and LordH [1223/2151] have team battled MontyZuma, Zaratustra, and Totengeist [1141/2211] and won! 0 days, 01:44:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/15 02:51:34] Darky, Zaratustra, and Hydrogenum [62/2158] have team battled Akuma_no_Tsubasa, soltys, and Ladon [461/1367] and lost! 2 days, 14:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/15 09:18:55] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:58 towards level 53.
[03/29/15 10:24:10] dindinx [533/810] has challenged Zaratustra [406/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:17:42 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/29/15 16:08:12] CornFly [134/462] has come upon Zaratustra [202/545] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:34:11 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/30/15 00:34:19] jse, r00f, and Kartoffelsuppe [1069/1547] have team battled Crazycatlady, Zaratustra, and bendem [492/1326] and won! 1 day, 03:26:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 04:49:46] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:22 towards level 53.
[03/30/15 11:26:08] Zaratustra [77/545] has come upon droogie [392/845] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:56:42 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/30/15 21:46:01] Zaratustra and spaceCore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/15 17:09:50] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:27:56 from level 53.
[04/05/15 01:23:19] Zaratustra [419/545] has challenged ElectRo [158/1323] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:30:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/05/15 01:23:19] In the fierce battle, ElectRo dropped his level 135 amulet! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing his old level 34 amulet to ElectRo.
[04/05/15 06:35:35] Zaratustra and pipework have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/15 05:56:52] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:23 from level 53.
[04/10/15 20:35:43] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:21:51 from level 53.
[04/11/15 07:22:42] blind [25/841] has challenged Zaratustra [246/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:17 is added to blind's clock.
[04/11/15 20:29:49] Zaratustra and spaceCore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/15 04:44:05] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:01 towards level 53.
[04/15/15 13:07:57] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:34 towards level 53.
[04/20/15 01:33:05] Zaratustra [536/656] has come upon Soappy [641/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/20/15 12:41:25] coquinounet [309/386] has challenged Zaratustra [327/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:16 is added to coquinounet's clock.
[04/21/15 02:30:01] damyan [253/743] has challenged Zaratustra [622/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/22/15 20:00:46] talso [341/716] has challenged Zaratustra [264/656] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:12:06 is removed from talso's clock.
[04/23/15 05:21:57] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:26 towards level 53.
[04/24/15 07:50:14] Zaratustra, Lowbow, and EkimmI [839/1298] have team battled dxrt, bendem, and SirMonkeybox [783/2038] and won! 0 days, 00:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 14:09:25] MetaNova and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/15 23:22:29] Adar and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 01:36:33] Zaratustra [330/656] has challenged Kratos [117/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/27/15 05:37:57] Zaratustra [582/656] has come upon Alric` [92/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/27/15 18:08:49] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:19 from level 53.
[04/29/15 06:55:14] Andries [4/477] has challenged Zaratustra [250/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:40 is added to Andries's clock.
[04/29/15 07:29:13] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:23 towards level 53.
[04/29/15 07:46:39] Zaratustra and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/15 11:10:24] Zaratustra [603/656] has challenged Brom [402/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/29/15 19:04:54] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/15 01:16:14] dindinx and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/15 08:05:41] a1291762 [120/693] has come upon Zaratustra [415/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:41:05 is added to a1291762's clock.
[04/30/15 17:50:23] daemoneye [127/202] has challenged Zaratustra [129/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[05/03/15 19:22:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 5 days, 22:29:42 toward level 54.
[05/04/15 00:33:34] Meta [242/243] has challenged Zaratustra [458/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/04/15 15:08:02] Zaratustra, EkimmI, and MadHatter [1350/1470] have team battled pants, keeper_c, and sjums_the_great [601/1803] and won! 0 days, 04:01:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 07:54:37] randomprogrammer [53/132] has challenged Zaratustra [561/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to randomprogrammer's clock.
[05/05/15 11:50:24] Zaratustra [440/656] has challenged Zanoab [124/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/05/15 15:51:52] bl4ckscor3 [198/508] has challenged Zaratustra [444/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:57 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/06/15 14:00:06] godog [23/602] has challenged Zaratustra [378/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:12 is added to godog's clock.
[05/06/15 21:15:21] Avon [225/1102] has come upon Zaratustra [3/656] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:03:32 is removed from Avon's clock.
[05/07/15 08:23:45] merryfett, Crazycatlady, and Foible [919/1170] have team battled Zaratustra, CornFly, and XJR-9 [1199/2055] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/15 19:38:07] Doctor, Zaratustra, and MontyZuma [488/2478] have team battled ganja, Bokkie, and Cysioland [176/1604] and won! 0 days, 21:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 11:16:38] Zaratustra and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/15 07:33:33] Zaratustra [78/656] has challenged Tenorman [849/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:56 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/10/15 11:17:30] Adar and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/15 22:56:36] suterismus, Zaratustra, and Plasmastar [831/2249] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and Adar [196/1444] and won! 0 days, 08:54:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 15:38:13] jholtom, Zaratustra, and prattmic [1460/1909] have team battled r00f, kapitanluffy, and soltys [280/1573] and won! 0 days, 09:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 16:24:10] PiotrekD [654/701] has challenged Zaratustra [644/656] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:55:20 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/16/15 05:36:00] Zaratustra [553/656] has come upon Thracky [177/793] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/15 02:47:10] Zaratustra bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:18 from level 54.
[05/19/15 13:28:59] Zaratustra [555/656] has challenged yasdorian [596/761] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/19/15 15:27:42] Zaratustra [463/656] has challenged nikoJ [196/640] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:53:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/19/15 22:37:01] sauerkrause [49/74] has challenged Zaratustra [398/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to sauerkrause's clock.
[05/19/15 22:59:39] RBecker and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 01:42:47] jeaye, Zaratustra, and tiwake [1471/2243] have team battled Adar, naw, and pants [637/1674] and won! 0 days, 08:07:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 07:49:55] Zaratustra [94/656] has challenged arlen [219/686] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:41:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/22/15 10:14:11] sauerkrause [241/244] has challenged Zaratustra [141/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from sauerkrause's clock.
[05/22/15 18:34:37] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:27 towards level 55.
[05/23/15 13:12:17] Kitlith [51/327] has challenged Zaratustra [620/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[05/23/15 19:02:21] Zaratustra [96/656] has challenged m0shbear [297/813] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:24:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/23/15 21:10:55] Zaratustra, EkimmI, and mwhahaha [932/1247] have team battled jholtom, Alric`, and Moogly [143/1161] and won! 0 days, 01:25:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/15 03:17:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 2 days, 03:18:51 toward level 55.
[05/28/15 12:20:17] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:35 from level 55.
[05/28/15 17:02:26] zentrx [156/317] has challenged Zaratustra [648/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to zentrx's clock.
[05/28/15 22:46:08] Zaratustra [651/656] has challenged Andries [1/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:17:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/30/15 15:41:09] Flintts [378/393] has challenged Zaratustra [412/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Flintts's clock.
[05/30/15 19:37:59] SirMonkeybox, filinep, and Zaratustra [648/1833] have team battled discopig, IdleMaster, and Virtual [1121/2003] and lost! 0 days, 20:38:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/15 04:21:37] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:46 towards level 55.
[05/31/15 16:16:08] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:27 towards level 55.
[06/02/15 06:20:15] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:33 towards level 55.
[06/04/15 19:01:44] Zaratustra [388/656] has come upon bendem [175/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:30:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/04/15 23:34:34] Zaratustra, ToxicMouse, and honkybonky [1271/1999] have team battled Majak, bl4ckscor3, and SudoKing [1286/1641] and lost! 0 days, 14:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 13:42:50] HeavyPodda [75/370] has challenged Zaratustra [295/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/06/15 06:54:42] dbRenaud, Zaratustra, and Tesla [643/1283] have team battled m0shbear, spaceCore, and HeavyPodda [1367/1633] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/15 23:02:49] Foible [22/455] has challenged Zaratustra [18/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:32 is removed from Foible's clock.
[06/07/15 13:41:32] discopig [203/491] has come upon Zaratustra [269/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:07 is added to discopig's clock.
[06/07/15 17:43:03] dxrt, G33KY, and gravis [1668/2253] have team battled Zaratustra, Avon, and Str1ngS [282/2178] and won! 1 day, 16:34:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 16:57:01] Zaratustra [474/656] has come upon Sixbierehomme [541/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:46:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/09/15 22:33:58] Darky [103/662] has come upon Zaratustra [61/656] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:17:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[06/10/15 00:07:44] yano [255/669] has challenged Zaratustra [402/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:12 is added to yano's clock.
[06/10/15 19:30:36] yasdorian and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 10:36:30] Zaratustra [194/656] has challenged arlen [157/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:49:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/13/15 19:33:30] dindinx and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/15 08:14:06] Zaratustra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:26:51 from level 55.
[06/15/15 17:47:11] Zaratustra [86/656] has come upon NezumiRyu [381/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/20/15 15:26:29] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:08 towards level 55.
[06/21/15 14:20:15] kensington [336/470] has challenged Zaratustra [70/656] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:09:06 is removed from kensington's clock.
[06/22/15 18:28:46] jholtom [247/454] has challenged Zaratustra [364/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:03 is added to jholtom's clock.
[06/23/15 06:32:29] Brainiac [214/602] has challenged Zaratustra [541/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:04:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/24/15 12:41:53] Fluttershy [94/816] has challenged Zaratustra [297/656] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:34:42 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/24/15 16:43:09] Zaratustra [496/656] has challenged lipek [101/1119] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:29:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/23/15 06:27:31] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:14 towards level 55.
[07/23/15 10:37:52] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:38 from level 55.
[07/25/15 18:27:04] abra0 [121/496] has challenged Zaratustra [420/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:52 is added to abra0's clock.
[07/28/15 00:55:53] Zaratustra [269/656] has come upon Meta [231/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/28/15 00:57:06] Boohbah, yond, and simple [983/2085] have team battled Flynn, Zaratustra, and spaceCore [132/1983] and won! 1 day, 08:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/15 11:51:08] LordH [578/823] has challenged Zaratustra [184/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:08 is removed from LordH's clock.
[07/28/15 20:54:28] dindinx [315/532] has challenged Zaratustra [375/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:44 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/29/15 14:19:12] Zaratustra [474/656] has come upon Lilian [296/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:59:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/29/15 23:18:55] Zaratustra [479/656] has challenged kapitanluffy [136/585] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/30/15 05:19:09] Zaratustra [584/656] has come upon Doctor [874/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:43:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/30/15 08:56:11] ruan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[08/02/15 19:37:43] elf [584/861] has challenged Zaratustra [527/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:37:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/03/15 23:58:47] AngryParsley, Majak, and fattrat [418/2042] have team battled grant050, Zaratustra, and yano [1645/1743] and lost! 1 day, 21:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 06:23:54] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:46:09 towards level 56.
[08/04/15 21:05:08] Majak and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/15 10:38:12] Zaratustra [107/656] has challenged Simie [538/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:17:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/11/15 13:00:58] Zaratustra [328/656] has come upon honkybonky [345/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:55:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/25/15 02:12:56] zbart [110/512] has challenged Zaratustra [583/656] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/25/15 07:47:59] Zaratustra [193/656] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [267/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/14/15 16:33:19] ajhgfa and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 02:42:57] Zaratustra, Pici, and damyan [921/2101] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and ajhgfa [648/1799] and won! 3 days, 06:53:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 07:19:43] Totengeist and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 10:18:26] Zaratustra [303/656] has challenged clearcasting [221/699] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:12:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/23/15 04:57:29] Zaratustra slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Zaratustra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/15 11:38:39] Pici, PriceChild, and freeboson [1946/2037] have team battled soltys, sorind, and Zaratustra [807/1156] and won! 0 days, 04:55:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 04:28:57] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:03 towards level 56.
[09/26/15 19:06:22] bl4ckscor3, Zaratustra, godog, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/15 22:39:27] sasaniak [380/707] has challenged Zaratustra [446/652] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:18:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/28/15 16:17:05] Cenhinen, Gatewayy, and Zaratustra [560/1706] have team battled Str1ngS, iViLe, and mthw [575/1968] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 14:31:17] iamzim, zbart, and Tenorman [122/1701] have team battled Zaratustra, nfsnobody, and MontyZuma [2129/2199] and lost! 0 days, 03:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 21:31:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:00:13 from level 56.
[10/02/15 18:12:14] Tenorman, Zaratustra, and Gaius [1709/2286] have team battled Cypher, SlowRiot, and RistoUuranmaki [1182/2157] and won! 0 days, 20:29:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 23:27:06] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:17 towards level 56.
[10/03/15 14:23:38] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:40 towards level 56.
[10/05/15 05:01:07] Mirroar [4/178] has challenged Zaratustra [419/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Mirroar's clock.
[10/06/15 09:35:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 05:44:27 toward level 56.
[10/07/15 23:08:41] Zaratustra [604/652] has challenged m0shbear [166/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/08/15 07:11:34] Cameron_D [717/1034] has challenged Zaratustra [241/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:26:04 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/08/15 23:06:05] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 07:20:33] Zaratustra [553/652] has challenged blind [734/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:46 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/09/15 08:42:37] Zaratustra [105/652] has challenged Prometheus [609/757] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/15 13:15:55] Zaratustra [242/652] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [560/664] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:45:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/11/15 04:37:17] Loquatious [296/459] has challenged Zaratustra [560/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:42 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[10/11/15 06:38:52] lipek [1045/1180] has come upon Zaratustra [251/652] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:41:11 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/11/15 12:40:14] Zaratustra [605/652] has challenged sedrik [185/768] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:35:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/11/15 18:41:21] Zaratustra [433/652] has come upon Cypher [329/944] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:18:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/12/15 09:40:54] Zaratustra [172/652] has come upon Loquatious [58/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:42:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/12/15 21:08:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 8 days, 18:49:23 toward level 57.
[10/13/15 06:28:37] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 03:16:14] Zaratustra [127/652] has come upon reim [205/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:25 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/17/15 09:12:06] Zaratustra [518/652] has come upon LordH [113/702] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:26:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/15 23:12:13] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:43 towards level 57.
[10/19/15 07:55:30] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:19 towards level 57.
[10/19/15 11:04:02] nfsnobody [633/644] has come upon Zaratustra [418/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:27:40 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[10/19/15 11:04:05] nfsnobody [627/644] has come upon Zaratustra [432/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:35 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[10/20/15 02:59:16] Hydrogenum [231/697] has challenged Zaratustra [12/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:21:03 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[10/20/15 18:54:46] Zaratustra [117/652] has come upon Doctor [746/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:03:52 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/21/15 01:07:54] Zaratustra [386/652] has challenged CornFly [501/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/21/15 09:13:56] Zaratustra and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/15 04:41:15] drazisil, BURUT, and Adar [876/1226] have team battled Phoon, Zaratustra, and Sir_Lemming [1264/1500] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/15 19:20:06] Agent86 [331/644] has challenged Zaratustra [465/652] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to Agent86's clock.
[10/23/15 17:37:29] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:15 towards level 57.
[10/23/15 18:32:33] Zaratustra [463/652] has challenged blind [239/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:05:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/23/15 18:32:33] In the fierce battle, blind dropped his level 75 shield! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing his old level 31 shield to blind.
[10/23/15 21:22:25] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:01 towards level 57.
[10/24/15 03:04:51] Simie, clonak, and irix [782/2317] have team battled Zaratustra, Agent86, and Mateusz [1149/2101] and lost! 1 day, 06:41:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/15 06:42:18] brendan [70/875] has come upon Zaratustra [492/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:04 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/27/15 13:30:46] Zaratustra [692/700] has come upon BURUT [269/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:14 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/15 10:45:05] Zaratustra [265/700] has challenged FakeWizard [245/256] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:57:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/15 12:22:21] Dan_` [78/393] has challenged Zaratustra [378/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[10/28/15 14:21:35] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:11 towards level 58.
[10/29/15 06:24:19] charitwo [252/526] has come upon Zaratustra [558/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:05 is added to charitwo's clock.
[10/29/15 23:39:34] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:37:07 towards level 58.
[10/30/15 02:35:06] Satoshi, Asara, Tamini, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/15 12:07:43] Nyarlathotep [27/409] has challenged Zaratustra [96/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[10/31/15 11:10:46] Zaratustra [300/700] has come upon dindinx [250/663] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:58:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/31/15 17:53:59] Phoon [26/312] has challenged Zaratustra [564/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Phoon's clock.
[11/01/15 01:23:34] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:55 from level 58.
[11/01/15 13:30:46] Zaratustra [240/700] has challenged yano [338/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:14:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/01/15 22:50:57] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:03 towards level 58.
[11/02/15 18:33:36] godog [485/633] has come upon Zaratustra [500/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:43 is added to godog's clock.
[11/02/15 19:37:11] KyloRen stole Zaratustra's level 39 pair of boots while they were sleeping! KyloRen leaves his old level 33 pair of boots behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[11/03/15 09:58:57] XenGi, SudoKing, and roy [1405/2297] have team battled blizgerg, bendem, and Zaratustra [1827/2049] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/15 15:56:18] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:12 towards level 58.
[11/05/15 04:49:50] identd, SmOkE_RU, Lenny, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/15 07:56:00] Xyrael [749/769] has challenged Zaratustra [493/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from Xyrael's clock.
[11/05/15 21:57:56] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:10 from level 58.
[11/06/15 19:55:02] Globalirc [181/325] has challenged Zaratustra [73/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/07/15 12:19:21] Zaratustra [585/706] has challenged Ironhoof [129/257] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:59 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/07/15 15:55:15] AngryParsley, Andries, Hydrogenum, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/15 18:01:44] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:14 from level 58.
[11/07/15 22:00:37] Zaratustra [507/706] has come upon SchrodingersScat [294/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:30:59 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/08/15 14:16:31] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:43 towards level 58.
[11/08/15 16:59:12] yano and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/15 23:15:18] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:39 from level 58.
[11/09/15 03:06:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 16:15:56 toward level 58.
[11/09/15 23:49:00] Zaratustra [544/706] has challenged lipek [555/1185] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/10/15 04:06:48] blindbox [168/387] has challenged Zaratustra [687/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to blindbox's clock.
[11/10/15 08:02:01] RBecker and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 16:41:08] Kazanir [64/366] has come upon Zaratustra [642/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:02 is added to Kazanir's clock.
[11/11/15 00:05:40] streak [100/290] has challenged Zaratustra [233/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to streak's clock.
[11/13/15 01:27:25] anal0g [79/164] has challenged Zaratustra [475/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to anal0g's clock.
[11/13/15 05:06:25] Zaratustra [195/706] has challenged OvrdZe [196/451] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:32:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/13/15 21:32:44] LordH stole Zaratustra's level 75 shield while they were sleeping! LordH leaves his old level 56 shield behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[11/20/15 21:49:02] joek [322/464] has challenged Zaratustra [190/685] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from joek's clock.
[11/21/15 08:59:01] Douhet, blizgerg, and Regnor [277/2145] have team battled Zaratustra, blindbox, and AWildColin [1515/1658] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/15 11:08:43] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:31:35 towards level 59.
[11/22/15 18:17:10] Furry, Loquatious, and idisjunction [443/1883] have team battled BronyDee, KyloRen, and Zaratustra [1476/1572] and lost! 0 days, 17:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/15 22:33:26] Kartoffelsuppe [480/746] has come upon Zaratustra [628/685] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:03 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[11/23/15 00:19:27] Furry [323/524] has challenged Zaratustra [531/685] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:19:59 is added to Furry's clock.
[11/23/15 09:29:07] Crazycatlady and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/15 16:31:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 03:42:47 from level 59.
[11/23/15 19:07:56] Crazycatlady and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/15 20:06:03] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:07:48 from level 59.
[11/23/15 21:41:12] Zaratustra [310/685] has come upon grooverider [532/1023] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:31:17 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/24/15 11:01:01] Meanz0r [12/187] has challenged Zaratustra [350/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Meanz0r's clock.
[11/24/15 12:16:09] CornFly, Lowbow, and h00k [1930/2308] have team battled sasaniak, Agent86, and Zaratustra [1271/2062] and won! 0 days, 13:24:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 22:54:30] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:22:49 towards level 59.
[11/25/15 10:20:33] dindinx and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 15:49:12] andoruh, Brom, and RistoUuranmaki [793/1562] have team battled Darky, Zaratustra, and robochot [257/1832] and won! 0 days, 18:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/15 15:57:20] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:09:45 from level 59.
[11/29/15 05:17:01] Zaratustra [631/685] has challenged KyloRen [231/516] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:38:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/08/15 04:20:31] Bl4ckD34tH [497/509] has challenged Zaratustra [491/685] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[12/08/15 20:23:18] Zaratustra, freeboson, and lutoma [1179/2190] have team battled blizgerg, blindbox, and daemoneye [246/2045] and won! 0 days, 09:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/15 06:38:19] argus and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/15 12:35:16] alexj, Killerkid, and Lemelisk [1373/2161] have team battled freeboson, Zaratustra, and lutoma [1762/2185] and lost! 1 day, 06:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 20:01:11] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:59 from level 59.
[12/11/15 11:07:31] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:00:38 towards level 59.
[12/11/15 12:55:57] pants [382/426] has come upon Zaratustra [115/685] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:19:40 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/11/15 15:28:04] freeboson and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 11:22:23] Zaratustra [242/685] has challenged MetaNova [276/529] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:05:07 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/14/15 22:47:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 15 days, 13:56:59 toward level 59.
[12/15/15 07:09:58] Zaratustra [182/685] has come upon tmberg [821/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:19:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/17/15 14:40:54] Heisenberg [548/650] has come upon Zaratustra [649/685] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:20:35 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/18/15 01:58:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 19:23:32 toward level 59.
[12/19/15 14:31:00] Zaratustra [392/685] has challenged fraq [413/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:48:57 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/21/15 01:19:05] soltys, Killerkid, and PinkiePie [1043/1802] have team battled Zaratustra, FrodoTheHobbit, and fraq [305/2317] and won! 1 day, 10:36:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 12:32:38] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:15 towards level 59.
[12/23/15 21:57:11] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/15 13:19:17] argus [558/698] has challenged Zaratustra [260/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:21:53 is removed from argus's clock.
[12/25/15 02:31:17] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:24 towards level 59.
[12/25/15 06:19:53] roy, kensington, and zankore [1051/1674] have team battled Zaratustra, ruan, and master_j [659/1764] and won! 0 days, 01:09:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 06:30:09] Zaratustra and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 10:03:42] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:08 towards level 59.
[12/28/15 20:08:04] Zaratustra [265/671] has come upon AboveTheSky [82/136] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:41:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/28/15 23:15:49] Zaratustra and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 02:31:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 12:53:36 toward level 59.
[12/30/15 07:46:55] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:02 from level 59.
[12/30/15 23:21:40] Zaratustra [566/671] has challenged Darky [256/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/31/15 21:12:49] Zaratustra [306/671] has come upon Frogging101 [136/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/31/15 23:03:39] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:29 towards level 59.
[01/01/16 07:05:19] pixelate [61/511] has come upon Zaratustra [22/671] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:00:11 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[01/01/16 11:34:16] MadHatter [477/510] has come upon Zaratustra [137/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:02:39 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[01/01/16 15:06:36] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:42 towards level 59.
[01/01/16 16:37:09] Zaratustra [635/671] has challenged pipework [445/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:23:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/02/16 13:26:17] Zaratustra [515/915] has challenged joek [28/464] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/16 02:27:37] soltys [591/612] has come upon Zaratustra [249/915] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:23:40 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/03/16 02:28:37] soltys [287/612] has come upon Zaratustra [90/915] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:26:12 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/03/16 15:55:05] Zaratustra [374/915] has come upon Kered [150/314] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:29:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/06/16 02:43:33] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:30:33 towards level 60.
[01/06/16 03:40:20] keeper_c, MadHatter, and KeboDK [1615/2070] have team battled honkybonky, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [1616/2265] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/16 04:26:10] Zaratustra [755/915] has come upon mthw [64/607] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:46:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/07/16 04:00:25] Zaratustra [444/915] has come upon Simie [192/819] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:48:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/08/16 04:32:29] Zaratustra, abra0, and Onceuponaban [1171/1672] have team battled darkmage, Alric`, and h00k [1033/2535] and won! 0 days, 00:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/16 09:45:38] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:29:07 towards level 60.
[01/09/16 13:09:46] Zaratustra [281/915] has come upon kenyon [508/1490] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:44:23 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/10/16 03:38:31] DesertStorm [253/435] has challenged Zaratustra [92/915] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from DesertStorm's clock.
[01/10/16 07:33:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 12:15:04 toward level 60.
[01/10/16 20:59:45] SmOkE_RU and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 03:03:15] Zaratustra [358/915] has challenged splinny [176/595] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:37:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/11/16 10:05:56] Zaratustra [168/915] has challenged ChasedSpade [358/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:51:21 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/11/16 17:38:59] arlen and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 04:26:33] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:25 towards level 60.
[01/12/16 18:18:28] woonack [254/592] has challenged Zaratustra [480/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/12/16 23:39:30] Lowbow [297/427] has come upon Zaratustra [161/915] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:57:43 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[01/13/16 19:28:03] Senka [166/579] has challenged Zaratustra [351/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:30 is added to Senka's clock.
[01/15/16 13:58:41] Zaratustra [717/915] has come upon Unikitty [803/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:51:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/15/16 14:15:37] Zaratustra [832/915] has come upon pdg [135/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/16/16 01:48:19] ChasedSpade [518/649] has challenged Zaratustra [479/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:43:45 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[01/16/16 03:56:39] Zaratustra and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 12:27:27] double, allo, and holloway [740/1463] have team battled Sixbierehomme, magnetik, and Zaratustra [1466/2105] and lost! 1 day, 05:35:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/16 03:15:40] Zaratustra, woonack, kork, and Chuck have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/16 04:23:47] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:30 towards level 60.
[01/17/16 17:27:45] Zaratustra, fattrat, and woonack [457/2272] have team battled kier, XenGi, and Cameron_D [347/2485] and won! 0 days, 03:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/16 19:03:29] Jareeta [918/1043] has challenged Zaratustra [35/915] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:49:32 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[01/17/16 21:12:17] Zythan [118/280] has come upon Zaratustra [721/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:02 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/17/16 23:37:51] pdg [63/361] has challenged Zaratustra [745/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to pdg's clock.
[01/21/16 05:26:08] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:36 towards level 60.
[01/21/16 19:46:41] RBecker, Adar, and Oooooog [246/1684] have team battled Cypher, Zaratustra, and Gizmokid2005 [1022/2778] and lost! 1 day, 08:27:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/16 20:00:09] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:46 towards level 60.
[01/22/16 01:15:48] ryushe [582/902] has come upon Zaratustra [506/915] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:08:43 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[01/22/16 18:04:51] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:27 towards level 60.
[01/22/16 22:41:14] Zaratustra, nitzer, and MrGlass [607/2045] have team battled Sir_Mobber, Antutuuuuu, and CornFly [2165/2199] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/16 18:47:36] Zaratustra [748/915] has challenged unicron [206/719] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/16 05:31:04] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 09:52:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 19 days, 22:49:41 toward level 61.
[01/28/16 02:29:11] cyberfox [18/183] has challenged Zaratustra [97/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to cyberfox's clock.
[01/29/16 04:21:38] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 14:49:05] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:06 towards level 61.
[01/29/16 20:39:41] rodolfowtf stole Zaratustra's level 46 weapon while they were sleeping! rodolfowtf leaves his old level 34 weapon behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[01/30/16 06:57:59] Zaratustra [333/902] has come upon freeboson [192/643] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:47:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/30/16 10:47:24] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:30:16 from level 61.
[01/30/16 12:01:24] freeboson and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 13:49:52] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:50 towards level 61.
[01/31/16 20:57:18] damyan, kenyon, and JensRex [1555/2545] have team battled Zaratustra, Boohbah, and Diitto [627/2456] and won! 0 days, 00:49:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 10:16:18] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:50 towards level 61.
[02/05/16 14:52:17] yano [529/594] has come upon Zaratustra [576/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:33 is added to yano's clock.
[02/05/16 23:42:05] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:47 towards level 61.
[02/06/16 09:31:50] Zaratustra reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/16 23:59:18] Zaratustra [529/907] has come upon gipyelrah [526/1043] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:43:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/08/16 13:51:09] MadHatter, Zaratustra, and dxrt [1978/2397] have team battled Fluttershy, HeavyPodda, and Zythan [2064/2140] and lost! 0 days, 17:45:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 16:31:29] Zaratustra [585/907] has challenged tspange [293/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:58:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/10/16 00:02:29] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:31 towards level 61.
[02/10/16 09:04:57] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:48 towards level 61.
[02/11/16 00:51:02] Zaratustra and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 04:35:17] fulcrum [115/173] has challenged Zaratustra [717/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to fulcrum's clock.
[02/12/16 09:32:12] Zaratustra and Thrayden have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 18:38:25] Zaratustra left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Zaratustra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/12/16 19:04:34] Zaratustra [489/903] has challenged ville [447/627] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/12/16 23:19:50] kier [393/498] has challenged Zaratustra [231/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:56 is removed from kier's clock.
[02/13/16 23:28:31] Zaratustra [744/903] has challenged theemstra [86/459] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:04:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/16 15:19:01] SmOkE_RU and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/16 01:38:05] Nyarlathotep [50/544] has challenged Zaratustra [474/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:48 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[02/15/16 01:57:27] blizgerg, kenyon, and KyloRen [310/2885] have team battled gipyelrah, Zaratustra, and Boohbah [1333/2620] and lost! 2 days, 16:10:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/16 05:43:17] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:17 towards level 62.
[02/15/16 07:18:55] Zaratustra [872/903] has come upon vrillusions [559/1007] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:40:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/15/16 07:40:24] Zaratustra [391/903] has challenged MadMan [467/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:38:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/16 00:34:45] double, idisjunction, and Zaratustra [1750/2396] have team battled fattrat, abra0, and MetaNova [1014/1877] and won! 0 days, 15:05:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 04:54:33] Zaratustra, reim, and SlowRiot [1506/2508] have team battled lux, irix, and soltys [2227/2254] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/16 12:50:59] Zaratustra [383/903] has challenged MadHatter [263/506] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:11:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/16 16:59:47] Tharbakery [398/443] has challenged Zaratustra [874/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Tharbakery's clock.
[02/19/16 05:05:39] Zaratustra [168/903] has come upon RBecker [373/674] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:01:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/16 12:06:37] ChasedSpade, Crazycatlady, Sir_Lemming, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/16 12:53:36] Zaratustra [562/903] has come upon Crazycatlady [331/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:23:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/21/16 22:31:03] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:15 towards level 62.
[02/21/16 23:50:35] Zaratustra, grant050, and vrillusions [1805/2428] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Brom, and Scar3cr0w [577/2196] and won! 2 days, 10:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/16 10:54:03] nitzer [445/756] has challenged Zaratustra [59/903] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:59:29 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[02/24/16 11:08:58] Zythan [407/530] has come upon Zaratustra [571/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:01:14 is added to Zythan's clock.
[02/25/16 14:32:40] holloway [362/431] has challenged Zaratustra [431/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to holloway's clock.
[02/27/16 09:18:30] Zaratustra [383/903] has challenged sjums_the_great [266/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:21:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/28/16 08:08:16] Valkor [170/955] has challenged Zaratustra [833/903] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to Valkor's clock.
[02/28/16 11:21:29] thesleepingrozek [199/348] has challenged Zaratustra [730/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to thesleepingrozek's clock.
[02/29/16 03:36:21] Zaratustra [275/903] has challenged Babar [475/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:25 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/29/16 05:00:32] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:53 towards level 62.
[02/29/16 09:09:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 16:27:20 from level 62.
[02/29/16 17:55:46] NoodleCake, Zaratustra, and freeboson [1843/1964] have team battled ville, Evrial, and Misza [855/2190] and won! 0 days, 08:38:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 17:49:21] Zaratustra [96/903] has challenged magnetik [184/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/01/16 17:52:37] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:12 towards level 62.
[03/02/16 13:04:45] Bill_Cosby [34/123] has challenged Zaratustra [14/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:42 is removed from Bill_Cosby's clock.
[03/03/16 17:34:55] brycec [1/11] has challenged Zaratustra [752/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to brycec's clock.
[03/03/16 19:02:06] freeboson, Lios, and Gmane [1215/1466] have team battled Babar, zid, and Zaratustra [1773/2627] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 06:02:45] astropoint, prime, and nitzer [1361/1960] have team battled Bkid, theemstra, and Zaratustra [899/1967] and won! 1 day, 18:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 01:58:06] Zaratustra [450/903] has challenged zokko [283/510] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/06/16 17:07:16] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:02 towards level 63.
[03/07/16 22:01:15] Zaratustra [627/903] has challenged sasaniak [240/672] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:08:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/07/16 22:46:05] Taylor_Swift-has and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 10:39:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 4 days, 07:35:11 toward level 63.
[03/09/16 07:00:54] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:45:23 towards level 63.
[03/10/16 13:05:14] yasdorian [157/591] has come upon Zaratustra [375/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:57:19 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[03/10/16 19:57:15] Firien [45/560] has challenged Zaratustra [381/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Firien's clock.
[03/11/16 15:34:12] zbart and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 20:21:11] theZoMBiE [26/84] has challenged Zaratustra [229/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/13/16 09:29:25] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:29 towards level 63.
[03/14/16 07:55:19] Brom [60/606] has challenged Zaratustra [451/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:39 is added to Brom's clock.
[03/14/16 10:27:56] m0shbear, sasaniak, and Andries [1494/1770] have team battled Zaratustra, dindinx, and idisjunction [2010/2446] and lost! 3 days, 14:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 11:05:48] Sixbierehomme and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 16:15:47] babilen [0/1] has challenged Zaratustra [701/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to babilen's clock.
[03/18/16 16:30:59] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:06 towards level 63.
[03/18/16 18:09:59] Firien, pixelate, and sjefen6 [13/1425] have team battled zokko, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [651/2318] and lost! 2 days, 08:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 21:27:15] keepermurf [286/852] has challenged Zaratustra [186/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[03/20/16 16:49:37] Zaratustra [311/903] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [227/769] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/16 19:59:10] keeper_c [277/1239] has challenged Zaratustra [287/903] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:12:47 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[03/22/16 16:38:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 18:30:13 from level 63.
[03/23/16 14:43:36] kensington, blind, and Zaratustra [432/2211] have team battled Tzic, dindinx, and fattrat [1793/1858] and lost! 1 day, 12:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/16 10:49:32] Plasmastar [246/333] has come upon Zaratustra [277/903] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:04:59 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[03/26/16 18:18:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 2 days, 07:25:29 toward level 63.
[03/26/16 22:42:39] Zaratustra [902/903] has challenged holloway [319/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:44:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/27/16 08:52:30] Zaratustra [750/903] has come upon Tratos [240/382] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/28/16 05:14:18] arlen and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 12:04:06] Zaratustra [49/903] has challenged naw [315/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/16 23:08:08] vox [668/834] has challenged Zaratustra [292/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:28 is removed from vox's clock.
[03/30/16 12:12:46] Zaratustra [868/903] has challenged ruan [88/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/30/16 15:54:21] Virtual, unicron, and BURUT [600/1766] have team battled masterme120, Zaratustra, and Jareeta [215/2288] and won! 0 days, 13:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/16 23:12:53] Zaratustra [534/921] has challenged kier [437/757] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/31/16 08:24:42] gabriel [342/853] has come upon Zaratustra [208/921] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:04:28 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[04/02/16 10:08:29] Smockage, theemstra, and fattrat [99/1666] have team battled Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and SudoKing [2324/2499] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 01:57:22] IdleMaster, Doctor, and Zaratustra [2126/2367] have team battled Regnor, aucg, and Mirc0p [651/2082] and won! 0 days, 09:35:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 09:03:14] roy, Ironhoof, and Misza [920/2052] have team battled Zaratustra, Crazypedia, and SlowRiot [383/2355] and won! 1 day, 08:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 19:39:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 5 days, 18:49:12 toward level 64.
[04/04/16 22:24:19] Zaratustra, Cypher, and jstg [261/2519] have team battled Jareeta, mwhahaha, and Firien [1661/2187] and lost! 5 days, 16:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 17:14:28] Stokim [19/26] has challenged Zaratustra [636/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Stokim's clock.
[04/08/16 13:31:41] vox [334/834] has challenged Zaratustra [657/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:23:52 is added to vox's clock.
[04/10/16 06:15:29] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:22:25 from level 64.
[04/10/16 20:30:07] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:09:09 from level 64.
[04/11/16 01:31:52] desspugne [89/1001] has challenged Zaratustra [167/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:18:29 is added to desspugne's clock.
[04/11/16 05:13:47] Zye [67/232] has challenged Zaratustra [777/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Zye's clock.
[04/11/16 08:34:27] ville, Birdbones, Zaratustra, and Nofew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/16 18:25:10] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:58:24 from level 64.
[04/12/16 03:13:55] holloway, KyloRen, and Zaratustra [1862/2010] have team battled Ttech, Globalirc, and Antutuuuuu [1606/2453] and won! 4 days, 23:00:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 05:21:30] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:57 towards level 64.
[04/12/16 06:42:46] Andries and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/16 21:04:04] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:35 towards level 64.
[04/14/16 13:16:02] Zaratustra [882/921] has come upon DesertStorm [495/602] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:23:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/14/16 18:35:32] Adar, Zaratustra, and brycec [1263/1916] have team battled Eiam, KeboDK, and vrillusions [60/2382] and won! 1 day, 01:57:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/16 13:21:19] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:15 towards level 64.
[04/17/16 15:20:07] himuraken [438/447] has challenged Zaratustra [136/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[04/18/16 05:07:13] Zaratustra [96/921] has come upon Str1ngS [48/405] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:56:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/19/16 04:02:08] freeboson [185/584] has come upon Zaratustra [76/921] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:23:44 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/19/16 12:06:18] Tupars [159/239] has challenged Zaratustra [599/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Tupars's clock.
[04/19/16 17:42:30] jwon [84/257] has challenged Zaratustra [338/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to jwon's clock.
[04/20/16 17:29:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 09:33:18 from level 64.
[04/21/16 02:38:54] Zaratustra [919/921] has come upon gipyelrah [1023/1039] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:02:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/21/16 20:52:35] theZoMBiE [209/459] has challenged Zaratustra [283/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/22/16 02:51:12] Chung [15/113] has challenged Zaratustra [779/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Chung's clock.
[04/22/16 14:12:19] bendem [124/646] has challenged Zaratustra [832/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:33:16 is added to bendem's clock.
[04/23/16 06:21:52] woonack [335/564] has come upon Zaratustra [747/921] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:45:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/23/16 09:56:48] ville [186/782] has challenged Zaratustra [707/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to ville's clock.
[04/23/16 14:29:11] Misza, Gmane, and Zaratustra [768/2283] have team battled ruan, Pithlit, and Oooooog [1007/1268] and lost! 2 days, 16:23:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 05:14:29] Zye [72/344] has come upon Zaratustra [77/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:21 is added to Zye's clock.
[04/25/16 10:57:04] Heisenberg, Rapier-, and Tratos [1093/1699] have team battled yano, MetaNova, and Zaratustra [857/1995] and won! 0 days, 00:25:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 11:45:43] Zaratustra [882/921] has challenged brycec [227/418] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:54:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/16 13:01:32] Zaratustra [441/921] has come upon holloway [131/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:04:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/16 22:21:00] Pici, Kable, and roy [258/2140] have team battled Zaratustra, Tenorman, and TheVoid [1026/1991] and lost! 1 day, 08:32:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/16 14:35:06] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:36 towards level 64.
[04/30/16 12:44:09] Ladon, TheVoid, and Zaratustra [1543/2191] have team battled GilbertErik, Pascal, and arlen [1445/2100] and won! 0 days, 03:47:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/16 13:32:52] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:14:01 from level 64.
[05/02/16 19:37:52] soltys [468/603] has come upon Zaratustra [408/921] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:44:16 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/04/16 12:52:09] Zaratustra [192/921] has come upon Adar [273/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:43:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/04/16 22:03:41] Zaratustra [777/921] has come upon magnetik [146/524] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:34:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/05/16 00:13:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 03:02:19 toward level 64.
[05/05/16 04:14:58] MetaNova, SynthesizerPatel, brycec, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/16 22:48:30] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:35 towards level 64.
[05/06/16 04:45:00] MadMan [533/622] has challenged Zaratustra [155/921] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[05/06/16 15:57:36] Meta [653/689] has come upon Zaratustra [424/921] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:51:34 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/06/16 18:48:53] Zaratustra [538/921] has come upon Ladon [459/856] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:33:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/06/16 23:01:04] Lios [133/730] has challenged Zaratustra [813/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Lios's clock.
[05/07/16 00:39:27] rharwood [290/518] has come upon Zaratustra [475/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:09:49 is added to rharwood's clock.
[05/08/16 07:20:42] Zaratustra [875/921] has come upon bheesham [89/394] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/08/16 19:15:24] d34th, JensRex, and bootdisk [945/1803] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Zaratustra, and b4dm0uth [226/1743] and won! 1 day, 15:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 19:31:49] Zaratustra [67/921] has challenged Chuck [245/457] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/09/16 22:48:15] h00k [214/897] has challenged Zaratustra [705/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/10/16 00:20:53] LordH, Zaratustra, and basepi [2003/2199] have team battled Zoddo, r00f, and astropoint [1422/1993] and won! 0 days, 05:38:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/16 19:23:27] Zaratustra, MrGlass, and roy [1868/2105] have team battled gazarsgo, bheesham, and sasaniak [925/1563] and won! 1 day, 11:17:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/16 04:21:48] Xyrael [316/567] has come upon Zaratustra [401/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:21:26 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[05/21/16 04:23:18] Xyrael [90/567] has come upon Zaratustra [426/921] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:47:50 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[05/21/16 07:34:38] qrry [178/192] has challenged Zaratustra [914/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to qrry's clock.
[05/21/16 11:48:32] tspange and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/16 23:18:12] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:01:33 towards level 65.
[05/23/16 02:29:42] Zaratustra [151/921] has challenged soltys [184/603] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:29:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/23/16 13:20:57] Zaratustra, Sir_Lemming, and Hundikutsikas [1018/2096] have team battled bigjay, Xenthys, and yur [1123/2155] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 13:36:36] Hemera [132/376] has come upon Zaratustra [822/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:41 is added to Hemera's clock.
[05/24/16 02:49:58] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:09:03 towards level 65.
[05/24/16 11:19:37] Eldoreth [32/290] has challenged Zaratustra [35/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/24/16 15:45:50] Zaratustra [628/921] has challenged Hundikutsikas [508/576] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:31:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/16 04:50:38] Zaratustra [543/921] has challenged tmberg [315/870] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:14:57 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/16 17:55:34] Zaratustra [0/921] has challenged blizgerg [256/806] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:52:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/16 21:38:35] theZoMBiE, Sixbierehomme, and JensRex [1372/1588] have team battled yur, Zaratustra, and prime [1425/1986] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 02:44:19] Fluttershy, theZoMBiE, and Nofew [1095/2514] have team battled astropoint, Zaratustra, and zokko [1499/2051] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 15:36:33] Setsu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 08:41:58] Zaratustra [797/921] has come upon rharwood [68/520] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:18:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/29/16 03:59:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 18 days, 02:08:16 toward level 65.
[05/29/16 22:53:52] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:25 from level 65.
[05/30/16 06:36:27] godog [368/654] has challenged Zaratustra [608/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:37:39 is added to godog's clock.
[05/30/16 12:29:55] JensRex stole Zaratustra's level 59 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves his old level 32 pair of gloves behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[06/01/16 11:02:39] RistoUuranmaki, neuro, and himuraken [1604/1987] have team battled yano, Zaratustra, and honkybonky [44/2240] and won! 0 days, 03:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/16 18:40:39] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:01 from level 65.
[06/02/16 09:10:43] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:45 from level 65.
[06/02/16 15:39:08] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:05 towards level 65.
[06/02/16 20:07:18] Asara [401/826] has come upon Zaratustra [693/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:44 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/03/16 05:34:13] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:59 towards level 65.
[06/03/16 16:21:58] Zaratustra [661/894] has come upon brycec [462/834] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:10:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/03/16 20:24:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 21:26:32 toward level 65.
[06/04/16 03:06:08] magnetik, Zaratustra, and Furry [1643/1997] have team battled Pithlit, kier, and Xyrael [252/1800] and won! 0 days, 13:52:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 08:28:39] Zaratustra, fraq, and identd [1719/2502] have team battled jdb, Chuck, and Satoshi [1595/1876] and won! 0 days, 10:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 18:23:37] qrry [114/391] has challenged Zaratustra [852/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to qrry's clock.
[06/04/16 18:37:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:34:26 from level 65.
[06/05/16 02:03:18] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:25 towards level 65.
[06/05/16 10:16:49] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:03 towards level 65.
[06/06/16 02:22:51] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:06 towards level 65.
[06/06/16 14:17:05] arlen, Zaratustra, and Eldoreth [787/2183] have team battled Pogor, tmberg, and MrGlass [1541/1929] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 22:20:27] vBm [84/315] has challenged Zaratustra [812/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to vBm's clock.
[06/07/16 05:10:14] Zaratustra [600/905] has challenged kingmanor [151/199] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:23:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/08/16 09:01:54] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:17:10 from level 66.
[06/08/16 12:27:13] Pithlit [85/469] has come upon Zaratustra [131/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:24 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[06/08/16 14:00:48] pico [272/413] has challenged Zaratustra [76/905] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:05:24 is removed from pico's clock.
[06/09/16 01:51:55] Lios and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/16 14:06:06] Pici stole Zaratustra's level 135 amulet while they were sleeping! Pici leaves his old level 49 amulet behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[06/10/16 02:33:16] jwon and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 07:46:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 31 days, 19:58:54 from level 66.
[06/11/16 13:30:01] Zaratustra [482/810] has challenged vegadark [321/415] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:55:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/16 04:00:46] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:21:25 from level 66.
[06/12/16 18:10:43] Zaratustra [354/810] has come upon Str1ngS [193/557] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:59:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/16 19:10:06] Lemelisk and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 10:44:58] Zaratustra [573/803] has come upon kenyon [1194/1332] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:36:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/14/16 14:27:15] stonehammer [89/264] has challenged Zaratustra [270/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[06/14/16 14:57:14] Zaratustra [731/803] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [380/478] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:10:05 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/14/16 20:30:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 13 days, 14:30:10 toward level 66.
[06/15/16 02:10:17] Zaratustra [132/803] has come upon Babar [153/975] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:10:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/15/16 05:44:34] Zaratustra [553/803] has come upon astropoint [510/604] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:22:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/16/16 17:51:45] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:04 towards level 66.
[06/16/16 22:16:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 18 days, 01:45:58 toward level 66.
[06/17/16 04:07:29] Hogofwar [112/261] has challenged Zaratustra [266/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Hogofwar's clock.
[06/18/16 10:52:44] Zaratustra [341/803] has come upon LordH [205/807] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:55:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/20/16 00:01:47] DoomedExistence [37/617] has come upon Zaratustra [799/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:56:26 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[06/20/16 21:03:29] Zaratustra [291/803] has challenged Cameron_D [858/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:57 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/21/16 03:53:39] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:55 towards level 66.
[06/21/16 10:19:47] unicron, Zaratustra, and Darky [1126/2377] have team battled Gamil, Zye, and Agent86 [977/1220] and won! 0 days, 14:04:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/16 23:23:52] Adar, jwon, and aucg [1514/2051] have team battled Zaratustra, Bkid, and GilbertErik [1679/1955] and lost! 0 days, 23:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/16 12:05:43] Pascal and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/16 10:48:58] Zaratustra [145/803] has challenged PinkiePie [545/595] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/24/16 13:23:51] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:31:51 towards level 67.
[06/25/16 00:39:21] Zaratustra [665/803] has challenged suterismus [629/1210] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:15:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/25/16 03:42:04] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/16 06:07:49] Zaratustra [139/803] has come upon Frogging101 [345/457] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:24:57 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/28/16 13:08:20] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:17:58 towards level 67.
[06/29/16 10:42:29] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:19 towards level 67.
[06/29/16 15:56:30] BURUT, blizgerg, and Boohbah [610/2384] have team battled Lowbow, Zaratustra, and buyoq [392/1901] and won! 2 days, 23:44:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 01:57:26] Zaratustra burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Zaratustra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/16 17:41:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 21:40:44 from level 67.
[06/30/16 21:28:51] Woona [432/437] has challenged Zaratustra [293/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:40:17 is removed from Woona's clock.
[07/02/16 16:49:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 21 days, 00:30:08 toward level 67.
[07/03/16 10:43:28] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:12 towards level 67.
[07/04/16 05:30:22] Zaratustra [406/796] has come upon ville [220/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:07:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/04/16 09:58:16] Zaratustra [442/796] has challenged MadMan [105/582] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:54:05 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/05/16 01:42:42] Majak [87/411] has come upon Zaratustra [312/796] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:27:14 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/05/16 04:00:07] Zaratustra, grooverider, and Bkid [1935/2325] have team battled CornFly, woonack, and rharwood [120/1971] and won! 1 day, 21:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/16 05:16:34] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:46:00 from level 67.
[07/06/16 05:20:11] damyan, Zaratustra, and Tratos [1891/2604] have team battled fusion89k, Kussie, and roy [265/1253] and won! 1 day, 11:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 00:11:06] robox, SlowRiot, Killerkid, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/16 13:47:11] Jagon [136/579] has come upon Zaratustra [63/796] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:57:29 is removed from Jagon's clock.
[07/07/16 17:26:36] Bvarne [198/707] has challenged Zaratustra [625/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:48:20 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[07/08/16 07:29:17] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and simple [923/1807] have team battled Tenorman, Heisenberg, and Pithlit [615/1902] and won! 0 days, 11:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 16:30:31] Sixbierehomme and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 07:40:09] godog [236/661] has challenged Zaratustra [43/796] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:40:57 is removed from godog's clock.
[07/09/16 08:38:54] brendan, Tenorman, and Zaratustra [2035/2568] have team battled allo, pants, and XJR-9 [1230/1836] and won! 0 days, 07:42:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 08:40:31] Zaratustra [521/796] has challenged PinkiePie [42/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/09/16 11:08:23] Brainiac, blizgerg, and HeavyPodda [319/2459] have team battled Zaratustra, Str1ngS, and fusion89k [231/1566] and won! 0 days, 23:30:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 18:15:22] Zaratustra, vegadark, and holloway [1174/1711] have team battled abra0, everbrew, and Killerkid [1517/1974] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/16 22:49:11] Zaratustra [252/796] has challenged Jim [234/320] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:42:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/11/16 02:55:27] Zaratustra [678/796] has challenged Jareeta [177/1064] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:18:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/11/16 17:19:04] Zaratustra and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/16 06:24:07] Zaratustra [545/796] has come upon Agusanz [430/499] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:40:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/12/16 15:22:41] arlen, Andries, and yano [349/2207] have team battled pants, Zaratustra, and lipek [822/2705] and lost! 1 day, 13:46:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/16 00:37:23] Mjolnir [152/206] has challenged Zaratustra [428/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Mjolnir's clock.
[07/16/16 09:27:10] Adar and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 14:27:29] Schmid [98/363] has challenged Zaratustra [317/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Schmid's clock.
[07/17/16 07:13:37] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:51:54 towards level 68.
[07/17/16 11:04:52] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:25 towards level 68.
[07/17/16 12:33:05] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:45 towards level 68.
[07/19/16 22:53:37] Zaratustra, RistoUuranmaki, and GilbertErik [1543/1870] have team battled JensRex, fangfufu, and Agusanz [1500/1523] and won! 2 days, 07:34:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 02:23:31] dwfreed, SirMonkeybox, and Mateusz [1018/2064] have team battled pants, Sailor_Venus, and Zaratustra [1856/1886] and lost! 1 day, 03:20:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 10:46:36] Zaratustra [150/796] has come upon Satoshi [2/764] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:29:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/21/16 05:52:58] Ttech [1370/1405] has challenged Zaratustra [620/796] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:15 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/23/16 01:07:48] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:22 towards level 68.
[07/23/16 23:26:13] dindinx, SarahD, and Bradicus [556/1377] have team battled Ladon, Zaratustra, and grooverider [1179/2687] and lost! 0 days, 17:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/16 11:09:21] Zaratustra [404/796] has come upon Lemelisk [147/1126] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:06:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/25/16 00:26:07] SudoKing, XenGi, and Zaratustra [1586/2385] have team battled lipek, shandor, and Lowbow [1928/2584] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 02:49:11] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:07 towards level 68.
[07/26/16 17:45:58] Zaratustra [83/796] has challenged zankore [618/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/27/16 03:49:44] Zaratustra [597/796] has challenged CornFly [657/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:53:05 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/27/16 17:44:01] IdleMaster, bootdisk, and theZoMBiE [856/1562] have team battled Boohbah, Zaratustra, and Ladon [886/2476] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 17:55:11] Zaratustra [752/796] has challenged Birdbones [422/998] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/28/16 00:30:30] RBecker, jenksy, and Ironhoof [420/2508] have team battled Zaratustra, tiwake, and BURUT [884/2699] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 03:31:41] Zaratustra [301/796] has come upon strugart [590/869] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/29/16 02:12:47] Petri [167/474] has challenged Zaratustra [11/796] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from Petri's clock.
[07/29/16 10:35:40] Zaratustra [285/796] has come upon StevenVorth [146/214] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:36:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/30/16 03:57:34] StevenVorth [188/215] has challenged Zaratustra [732/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to StevenVorth's clock.
[07/30/16 10:19:43] pixelate [417/523] has challenged Zaratustra [669/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:44:55 is added to pixelate's clock.
[07/30/16 10:46:18] Zaratustra [350/796] has come upon honkybonky [611/759] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:41:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/30/16 16:18:12] Plasmastar [310/342] has come upon Zaratustra [206/796] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:35:48 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[07/30/16 16:22:01] AngryParsley [222/714] has challenged Zaratustra [158/796] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:36:21 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[07/30/16 17:42:58] Zaratustra, stonehammer, and dindinx [511/1632] have team battled argus, yano, and robflop [883/1829] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/16 02:44:36] Majak and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 11:27:31] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:20 towards level 68.
[07/31/16 13:38:37] NoodleCake, Zaratustra, and Plasmastar [924/1928] have team battled jdb, argus, and rxcomm [1896/2010] and lost! 0 days, 09:42:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/16 01:59:38] kork [167/288] has come upon Zaratustra [32/796] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:54:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/01/16 08:27:59] ruan [86/350] has come upon Zaratustra [411/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:32 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/02/16 04:48:30] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:50 towards level 68.
[08/02/16 10:15:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 02:43:29 toward level 68.
[08/03/16 08:56:03] SarahD [329/586] has challenged Zaratustra [671/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:14:48 is added to SarahD's clock.
[08/04/16 03:03:07] LordH [840/900] has challenged Zaratustra [774/796] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:10:10 is removed from LordH's clock.
[08/05/16 15:45:59] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:24 towards level 68.
[08/05/16 21:01:04] Zaratustra [652/1136] has challenged Str1ngS [176/564] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/06/16 20:29:11] Zaratustra, Majak, and Cenhinen [4/2179] have team battled PriceChild, HeavyPodda, and naf [2014/2090] and lost! 0 days, 14:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/16 23:36:06] naf, yasdorian, and MontyZuma [732/2173] have team battled Zaratustra, Bradicus, and Babar [1578/2489] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/16 08:50:38] Lemelisk and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 09:02:30] dindinx [32/412] has challenged Zaratustra [36/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:24 is added to dindinx's clock.
[08/11/16 16:14:48] ruan [133/350] has challenged Zaratustra [574/1136] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:20:39 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/12/16 03:08:17] bootdisk [15/431] has come upon Zaratustra [649/1136] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:22:32 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[08/12/16 12:39:23] idisjunction [766/1036] has come upon Zaratustra [54/1136] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:45:11 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/12/16 18:35:03] PriceChild and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/16 13:42:31] Tenorman [527/802] has challenged Zaratustra [732/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:07:20 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/15/16 07:14:02] Zaratustra [131/1129] has come upon Bkid [484/642] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:07:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/15/16 08:55:16] Frogging101, blizgerg, and dwfreed [1467/1811] have team battled ruan, AbacusAvenger, and Zaratustra [39/1973] and won! 6 days, 15:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 14:02:31] Lios and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 08:13:25] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:11:26 towards level 69.
[08/16/16 13:09:54] eva42, Sir_Lemming, and a1291762 [620/2840] have team battled dwfreed, cudaman73, and Zaratustra [125/2120] and won! 0 days, 10:49:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 13:10:15] Zaratustra, RBecker, and yur [725/2403] have team battled yano, Asara, and Schmid [869/2123] and lost! 5 days, 09:49:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/16 12:10:05] jwon and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 23:15:03] Zaratustra [961/1129] has challenged magnetik [272/546] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:18:59 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/18/16 04:17:00] Zaratustra [587/1129] has challenged Iri [298/347] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:53:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/18/16 14:35:06] Fluttershy [329/1071] has come upon Zaratustra [464/1129] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:48:27 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/18/16 20:19:51] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:04:03 from level 69.
[08/19/16 03:03:48] vBm, dindinx, and brendan [1122/1928] have team battled Zaratustra, cjrc, and a1291762 [2566/2894] and lost! 3 days, 15:46:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 03:57:25] SlowRiot, blind, and Mjolnir [896/2093] have team battled Boohbah, kenyon, and Zaratustra [3096/3216] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 11:09:50] Zaratustra and godog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/16 20:20:16] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:21:45 from level 69.
[08/20/16 23:41:28] unicron, vBm, and PiotrekD [1102/1849] have team battled Zaratustra, woonack, and XJR-9 [1225/2294] and lost! 2 days, 02:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 03:57:42] Jim [100/376] has come upon Zaratustra [1094/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:51 is added to Jim's clock.
[08/22/16 14:35:47] yasdorian and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 03:32:59] fattrat [147/645] has challenged Zaratustra [896/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:03:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/24/16 13:46:05] Zaratustra [803/1129] has challenged daemoneye [327/719] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:49:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/24/16 19:12:55] Zaratustra and Anaxyn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/16 02:10:23] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:45 towards level 69.
[08/26/16 08:05:59] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:25:07 towards level 69.
[08/26/16 21:20:27] Anaxyn [212/745] has challenged Zaratustra [283/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[08/27/16 02:44:16] WallIdl and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 08:10:22] Zaratustra [94/1129] has challenged MetaNova [284/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:40:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/27/16 15:32:22] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:08 towards level 69.
[08/27/16 18:18:47] Chuck [425/496] has come upon Zaratustra [1053/1129] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:51:34 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/27/16 21:15:09] Zaratustra [305/1129] has challenged ryushe [140/897] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:12:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/28/16 00:03:37] Evrial, Frogging101, and everbrew [847/1790] have team battled bigjay, Zaratustra, and HeavyPodda [1275/3079] and lost! 1 day, 08:59:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 02:21:19] Zaratustra [2/1129] has come upon PinkiePie [291/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:00:14 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/29/16 07:56:45] Lios and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 08:39:48] Zaratustra [500/1129] has come upon Tzic [769/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:36:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/30/16 14:07:12] Zaratustra and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 20:41:22] sjefen6, Zaratustra, and kensington [503/2104] have team battled Agent86, Cameron_D, and vegadark [1139/2147] and lost! 1 day, 00:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 16:05:24] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:20 towards level 69.
[09/01/16 14:46:04] gollum [27/249] has challenged Zaratustra [857/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to gollum's clock.
[09/03/16 05:34:18] Zaratustra and Hodor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 14:45:06] brycec and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/16 04:20:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 08:51:06 toward level 69.
[09/05/16 05:18:56] Merkel, Virtual, and Bradicus [183/1365] have team battled CornFly, Zaratustra, and Jareeta [2337/3131] and lost! 0 days, 04:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/16 01:37:03] Zaratustra and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/16 06:28:37] Zaratustra [340/1129] has come upon Tzic [653/821] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:20:23 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/06/16 08:01:32] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:13 towards level 69.
[09/06/16 12:14:40] cirdan, Agent86, and sjefen6 [1247/1739] have team battled brycec, Killerkid, and Zaratustra [646/2962] and won! 0 days, 02:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/16 12:27:32] Zaratustra [919/1129] has come upon Lios [797/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/06/16 16:34:34] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:27 towards level 69.
[09/06/16 20:12:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 08:07:47 toward level 69.
[09/06/16 22:03:49] MetaNova and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 10:36:44] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:33 towards level 69.
[09/07/16 10:57:25] Zaratustra [563/1136] has challenged TauPan [64/306] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.

[09/07/16 18:03:03] nikoJ [204/448] has challenged Zaratustra [732/1136] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:09:47 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[09/07/16 23:15:15] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:30:52 towards level 70.
[09/08/16 00:18:47] Zaratustra and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 06:31:50] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:24:24 towards level 70.
[09/11/16 01:15:46] MontyZuma [214/1057] has challenged Zaratustra [22/1136] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/11/16 09:23:12] Zaratustra [624/1136] has come upon ohforfsake [169/223] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:41:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/12/16 09:20:00] Zaratustra [1084/1136] has come upon TauPan [25/306] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:28:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/13/16 10:16:13] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:31 towards level 70.
[09/14/16 06:14:52] Zaratustra lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:01:29 from level 70.
[09/14/16 11:14:38] mussolini [45/201] has challenged Zaratustra [393/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to mussolini's clock.
[09/14/16 21:57:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 16 days, 04:05:23 toward level 70.
[09/15/16 00:09:48] pants [61/722] has challenged Zaratustra [103/1136] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:42:49 is added to pants's clock.
[09/15/16 03:27:23] Zaratustra broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:08:05 from level 70.
[09/15/16 17:30:28] pijiu [79/250] has challenged Zaratustra [293/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to pijiu's clock.
[09/16/16 01:18:43] Zaratustra [389/1136] has challenged desspugne [479/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:42:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/16/16 05:08:30] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:20:05 from level 70.
[09/16/16 06:24:00] PersonalJ, stonehammer, and Majak [793/1891] have team battled Zaratustra, PinkiePie, and LordH [867/2634] and lost! 2 days, 01:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/16 15:50:21] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:57 towards level 70.
[09/17/16 08:15:23] vBm [335/520] has challenged Zaratustra [947/1136] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to vBm's clock.
[09/17/16 21:46:39] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:42:45 from level 70.
[09/18/16 01:19:38] LukeLR and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/16 13:42:16] h00k [435/645] has come upon Zaratustra [428/1136] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:27:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/19/16 14:33:27] Zaratustra [484/889] has come upon Tratos [242/980] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:00:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/19/16 14:36:46] Zaratustra [257/889] has come upon Tratos [11/980] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:45:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/19/16 15:51:09] freeboson and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/16 05:19:07] Zaratustra [260/889] has come upon MadMan [127/627] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:26:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/21/16 03:07:26] Frogging101, DoomedExistence, and Zaratustra [227/2018] have team battled kenyon, simple, and sasaniak [112/2780] and won! 2 days, 00:16:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 12:16:16] hannesenator [332/894] has come upon Zaratustra [826/889] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:26:53 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[09/22/16 20:18:33] Lowbow [274/681] has challenged Zaratustra [514/889] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:24 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[09/22/16 22:36:13] Zaratustra [644/889] has come upon Agusanz [310/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:27:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/23/16 06:22:13] Zaratustra [742/889] has challenged Zye [704/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:55:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/23/16 15:52:44] BURUT [49/919] has come upon Zaratustra [608/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:05:48 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/26/16 14:14:32] Zaratustra, elf, and Ladon [1290/2782] have team battled Cenhinen, Silvanus_Betrium, and vrillusions [476/2183] and won! 1 day, 00:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/16 10:20:50] Zaratustra [16/889] has come upon Aeyaneron [165/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:46:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/27/16 16:28:51] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:35 towards level 70.
[09/27/16 17:21:34] Zaratustra [750/889] has challenged suterismus [268/1237] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:46:12 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/28/16 10:11:32] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:22 towards level 70.
[09/28/16 17:02:45] Gizmokid2005, allo, and brendan [62/2265] have team battled sbp, Zaratustra, and Woona [1890/2333] and lost! 7 days, 08:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/16 06:23:38] arlen [697/969] has come upon Zaratustra [54/889] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:17:05 is removed from arlen's clock.
[09/30/16 08:07:52] fattrat, Zaratustra, and Chuck [40/2008] have team battled holloway, gabriel, and sbp [1116/2262] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 08:12:54] moffz0r, Zaratustra, and shandor [65/1889] have team battled shymega, yur, and keepermurf [426/1610] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 11:56:34] shymega, arlen, and TauPan [534/1544] have team battled jenksy, Cypher, and Zaratustra [383/2761] and won! 0 days, 02:29:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/16 16:32:43] Furry, stonehammer, Lemelisk, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/16 21:12:07] Zaratustra [757/889] has challenged kier [809/860] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/03/16 10:18:59] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:24:40 towards level 71.
[10/04/16 17:19:04] Zaratustra [697/889] has challenged Hydrogenum [206/551] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:51:49 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/05/16 09:38:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 14 days, 08:27:06 toward level 71.
[10/05/16 10:57:02] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:34:33 from level 71.
[10/05/16 17:27:40] Zoddo [258/559] has challenged Zaratustra [583/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:16 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[10/05/16 19:48:49] Zaratustra [435/889] has come upon AbacusAvenger [352/510] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:18:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/05/16 22:51:53] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:10:19 towards level 71.
[10/06/16 12:27:15] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:03:50 towards level 71.
[10/07/16 10:45:28] Zaratustra [831/889] has come upon borsin [93/343] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:58:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/08/16 12:50:01] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:20:42 from level 71.
[10/08/16 17:17:04] Zaratustra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:34:57 from level 71.
[10/08/16 17:19:32] Tratos [859/980] has challenged Zaratustra [870/889] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:13:53 is added to Tratos's clock.
[10/09/16 16:27:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 6 days, 03:13:13 toward level 71.
[10/09/16 21:44:36] Jareeta, IdleMaster, and strugart [473/2687] have team battled gabriel, Zaratustra, and agrajag [1262/2778] and lost! 2 days, 08:46:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/16 07:34:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 9 days, 14:13:09 toward level 71.
[10/10/16 18:34:56] Mithkabob, Zaratustra, and Flynn [1216/2209] have team battled Satoshi, Drevas, and gipyelrah [1328/2069] and lost! 1 day, 08:32:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/16 20:36:15] MetaNova [188/421] has challenged Zaratustra [122/889] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:18:44 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[10/12/16 07:13:37] astropoint, MJ94, and IndigoTiger [1646/2535] have team battled Majak, Zaratustra, and bigjay [1719/2472] and lost! 3 days, 09:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 13:56:18] Cameron_D [834/1113] has challenged Zaratustra [207/889] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:33:36 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/12/16 18:41:30] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:38 towards level 71.
[10/12/16 22:27:33] Captain_Chaos [15/259] has challenged Zaratustra [742/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/17/16 10:38:25] Realmy, kenyon, and Zaratustra [297/2475] have team battled a1291762, rxcomm, and Drevas [278/2098] and won! 0 days, 13:46:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/16 11:35:01] Zaratustra [5/889] has challenged Babar [98/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:55:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/16 00:18:27] blind, petrichor, and Zaratustra [2218/2254] have team battled bSchool, Furry, and Sir_Lemming [1311/1458] and won! 0 days, 11:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/16 10:42:57] Zaratustra [869/889] has challenged Pici [124/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:21:11 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/16 19:46:12] Zaratustra [187/889] has challenged petrichor [512/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:59 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/19/16 15:19:56] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:41 towards level 71.
[10/20/16 22:07:40] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:23 from level 71.
[10/20/16 23:54:58] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:17 towards level 71.
[10/21/16 01:47:02] Zaratustra [598/921] has challenged holloway [53/500] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/21/16 15:58:28] Zaratustra and daemoneye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/16 20:45:59] Anaxyn [514/739] has come upon Zaratustra [533/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:31 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[10/23/16 06:34:15] yano and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 05:05:05] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:40:16 from level 72.
[10/24/16 12:36:20] Zaratustra [22/921] has challenged jeffl35 [186/350] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:18:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/24/16 22:40:56] Zaratustra broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:49:03 from level 72.
[10/25/16 11:29:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 6 days, 15:11:20 toward level 72.
[10/27/16 12:37:24] Zaratustra [1/921] has challenged theemstra [418/720] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:47:14 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/16 08:57:00] Zaratustra [914/921] has come upon Sir_Lemming [387/574] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:46:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/16 12:35:46] Zaratustra [111/921] has come upon robox [216/623] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:37:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/16 20:48:55] Zaratustra [857/921] has challenged petrichor [438/591] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:14:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/29/16 05:06:05] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:42:38 from level 72.
[10/29/16 08:44:48] roy, dindinx, and droogie [686/1883] have team battled freeboson, Zaratustra, and abra0 [1061/2352] and lost! 0 days, 16:26:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/16 11:54:10] Zaratustra [39/921] has challenged stonehammer [313/786] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:39:30 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/29/16 12:54:31] Zaratustra [186/921] has challenged Agent86 [194/583] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:22:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/29/16 20:57:20] Zaratustra [658/921] has challenged Merkel [410/608] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:27:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/30/16 20:05:37] Iri [39/354] has challenged Zaratustra [689/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:09 is added to Iri's clock.
[10/31/16 04:48:56] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:04:45 from level 72.
[11/02/16 07:18:04] Crazycatlady, Jareeta, and Zaratustra [1085/2437] have team battled Reilly, dodobrain, and jstg [387/1914] and won! 2 days, 04:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 17:02:36] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:50:30 towards level 72.
[11/03/16 06:19:20] Mylon [241/282] has challenged Zaratustra [272/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Mylon's clock.
[11/04/16 04:38:08] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:07:48 towards level 72.
[11/04/16 16:49:06] Unikitty [915/916] has challenged Zaratustra [258/921] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:06:23 is removed from Unikitty's clock.
[11/04/16 20:10:55] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:02:36 from level 72.
[11/04/16 20:58:24] Zaratustra [176/921] has come upon stonehammer [587/786] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:19:52 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/05/16 14:20:22] robox, Nofew, and Sir_Lemming [239/2180] have team battled Zaratustra, Enthiendor, and strugart [1004/2523] and lost! 0 days, 09:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 03:56:42] brycec, Firien, and xa [1090/1802] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, dtype, and Zaratustra [2043/2130] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 03:11:05] Zaratustra [164/921] has challenged Birdbones [277/963] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:29:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/08/16 20:26:27] Zaratustra [187/921] has challenged Satoshi [99/780] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:21:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/13/16 20:08:26] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:11:08 towards level 72.
[11/14/16 02:56:44] Iri [118/363] has come upon Zaratustra [361/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:50 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/15/16 06:29:41] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:59:11 towards level 72.
[11/15/16 07:02:29] Meta, idisjunction, and Merkel [1584/2627] have team battled Nofew, aucg, and Zaratustra [1609/2845] and lost! 1 day, 20:04:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/16 00:46:11] eva42 [294/1269] has come upon Zaratustra [440/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:11 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/18/16 12:17:30] Zaratustra [200/921] has come upon robochot [243/450] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:35:14 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/20/16 03:09:42] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:07:39 from level 72.
[11/20/16 04:31:01] Zaratustra [801/921] has come upon Budzogan [326/525] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:28:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/20/16 17:42:54] idisjunction [73/1071] has come upon Zaratustra [628/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:08:50 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/23/16 12:24:14] Brainiac [511/708] has come upon Zaratustra [550/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:50:38 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/26/16 21:59:47] MetaNova and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/16 05:24:23] Zaratustra [173/933] has challenged Zoddo [366/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:11:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/28/16 09:29:03] Zaratustra and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/16 16:28:45] Pici [161/843] has challenged Zaratustra [185/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:25:04 is added to Pici's clock.
[11/29/16 12:36:43] Zaratustra [689/933] has challenged Captain_Chaos [25/315] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:48:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/30/16 05:52:00] Zaratustra, Plasmastar, and tmberg [292/2043] have team battled Captain_Chaos, Hydrogenum, and Virtual [1258/1323] and lost! 2 days, 17:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 09:06:35] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:21 towards level 72.
[12/01/16 06:34:13] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:07 from level 72.
[12/03/16 07:25:39] Zaratustra [409/933] has come upon Sundance [140/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:08:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/03/16 21:41:27] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:37 from level 72.
[12/04/16 07:06:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 02:59:11 from level 72.
[12/04/16 10:23:08] holloway [412/506] has challenged Zaratustra [174/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:58:27 is removed from holloway's clock.
[12/05/16 09:58:08] Zaratustra [361/933] has come upon Bloonface [271/347] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:23:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/08/16 07:56:30] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:34 towards level 72.
[12/08/16 13:41:15] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 15:03:47] Zaratustra [220/933] has challenged Bloonface [158/348] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:22:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/08/16 18:37:33] Zaratustra [731/933] has come upon glook [138/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:46:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/09/16 04:00:36] Furry and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 13:58:35] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:11:20 from level 72.
[12/10/16 04:18:44] Satoshi [726/783] has challenged Zaratustra [776/933] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:05:13 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/10/16 07:48:38] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:41 towards level 72.
[12/10/16 08:29:27] Zaratustra [352/933] has come upon torg [20/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:14:57 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/10/16 14:51:24] Majak [467/535] has come upon Zaratustra [98/933] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:32:30 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/10/16 21:11:24] Zaratustra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:29:43 from level 72.
[12/11/16 09:21:39] Merkel, Zaratustra, and Firien [308/2726] have team battled GilbertErik, mwhahaha, and Sailor_Venus [702/1628] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 00:37:58] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:38:57 from level 72.
[12/14/16 02:33:15] Zaratustra and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/16 06:06:19] sasaniak [64/513] has come upon Zaratustra [514/939] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:33:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/14/16 11:29:58] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:34 towards level 72.
[12/15/16 02:05:21] Captain_Chaos [165/327] has challenged Zaratustra [267/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:22 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[12/15/16 02:57:12] Zaratustra [203/939] has come upon khmerboy [269/283] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:23 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/15/16 18:43:12] Chuck [257/812] has come upon Zaratustra [594/939] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:24:29 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/16/16 01:20:06] iViLe, allo, and Zaratustra [989/2424] have team battled mwhahaha, Pici, and JuanMaestro [960/2013] and won! 1 day, 05:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 10:56:52] Zaratustra [565/939] has come upon blizgerg [463/843] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:22:27 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/16/16 21:51:03] JensRex, zankore, and Evrial [1919/2036] have team battled Zoddo, Zaratustra, and unicron [838/2294] and won! 2 days, 01:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 23:12:49] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:33 from level 72.
[12/18/16 00:47:35] Zaratustra [52/943] has come upon Oooooog [51/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:35:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.

[12/19/16 14:55:01] Chuck [794/812] has come upon Zaratustra [231/943] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:49:10 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/19/16 20:40:28] Zaratustra [727/943] has come upon Oooooog [352/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:34:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/20/16 17:40:41] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:23 towards level 72.
[12/21/16 04:11:19] borsin and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 07:04:42] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:14 from level 72.
[12/21/16 12:24:45] Taffer and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/16 15:39:25] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:09 towards level 72.
[12/22/16 16:43:43] Zaratustra [474/954] has challenged JuanMaestro [172/580] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:07:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/23/16 02:52:27] NeuralMiner, Str1ngS, and Zaratustra [1071/1968] have team battled Mordraan, fwilson, and XJR-9 [996/1300] and won! 0 days, 11:14:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/17 10:42:16] dindinx [78/424] has come upon Zaratustra [297/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:56:58 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/11/17 14:57:41] Zaratustra [844/954] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [134/796] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:20:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/12/17 02:18:03] hannesenator [866/914] has challenged Zaratustra [30/954] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:20 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/14/17 11:43:58] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:41:09 from level 73.
[01/15/17 09:23:57] Zaratustra [578/954] has come upon Jibblits [48/97] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:43:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/15/17 15:32:18] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:53 towards level 73.
[01/16/17 14:23:57] Zaratustra [540/954] has come upon Meta [861/907] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:31:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/17 00:01:09] elbie [197/495] has challenged Zaratustra [410/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/17/17 03:31:32] halomademeapc, Mateusz, and Zaratustra [314/2179] have team battled mwhahaha, RedW, and Goodkat [245/1920] and won! 0 days, 13:27:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 07:13:48] Zaratustra [6/954] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [38/656] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/17 11:06:51] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:09:34 from level 73.
[01/17/17 23:40:04] Zaratustra [684/954] has come upon elbie [326/495] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:11:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/17 03:10:58] Jareeta, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [254/2901] have team battled Asara, ruan, and MadMan [438/2313] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 03:16:42] Zaratustra [404/954] has come upon Zoddo [386/688] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:19:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/17 20:48:20] MrGlass, Xenthys, and gipyelrah [1707/2488] have team battled Pithlit, Zaratustra, and Darky [1786/2316] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 16:33:18] Euronur [205/583] has come upon Zaratustra [359/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:31:50 is added to Euronur's clock.
[01/22/17 23:07:01] Lemelisk and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 15:08:14] Zaratustra [562/954] has challenged theZoMBiE [820/919] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:29:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/25/17 10:24:45] Zaratustra [392/954] has come upon simple [838/885] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:05:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/26/17 13:56:09] arlen and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/17 13:59:10] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:54 towards level 73.
[01/28/17 09:27:11] Zaratustra [240/954] has come upon Heisenberg [469/843] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:48:41 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/29/17 01:00:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 3 days, 02:08:15 toward level 73.
[01/29/17 13:47:38] awgh [199/203] has challenged Zaratustra [711/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to awgh's clock.
[01/29/17 23:34:18] Lios, Xenthys, and V`ger [291/2078] have team battled Ttech, JensRex, and Zaratustra [1905/3217] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 07:38:05] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:14 towards level 73.
[01/31/17 14:32:27] Zaratustra [785/954] has challenged Firien [176/911] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:26:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/01/17 11:04:04] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:56 towards level 73.
[02/01/17 17:53:17] Oooooog, zid, and LordH [1089/2325] have team battled MetaNova, Bradicus, and Zaratustra [902/1953] and won! 1 day, 11:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 00:44:13] IdleMaster [6/515] has challenged Zaratustra [611/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:01:28 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/03/17 10:56:03] Zaratustra [786/954] has challenged bootdisk [144/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:13:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/04/17 06:02:50] Syloq [203/289] has challenged Zaratustra [595/954] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:51:09 is added to Syloq's clock.
[02/04/17 08:02:49] Euronur [194/623] has challenged Zaratustra [663/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Euronur's clock.
[02/05/17 04:00:31] Zaratustra [223/954] has come upon Sixbierehomme [276/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:09:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/05/17 08:17:50] Zaratustra [358/954] has come upon tmberg [50/813] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:15:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/05/17 10:28:30] JensRex, ruan, and WallIdl [2089/2101] have team battled stvc, basepi, and Zaratustra [748/2071] and won! 6 days, 13:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 13:11:57] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:35 towards level 73.
[02/05/17 15:47:26] kork [73/273] has come upon Zaratustra [667/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:30:47 is added to kork's clock.
[02/05/17 17:43:25] nfsnobody [206/706] has come upon Zaratustra [942/954] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:18:17 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[02/07/17 10:13:46] Zaratustra [370/954] has come upon Hydrogenum [175/439] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:05:27 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/07/17 15:09:49] Zaratustra [634/954] has come upon LordH [827/960] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:57:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/07/17 15:37:55] Zaratustra, Pici, and freeboson [1951/2564] have team battled Miriam, blizgerg, and TauPan [1459/1505] and won! 2 days, 00:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/17 17:45:07] himuraken [307/518] has come upon Zaratustra [149/954] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:20:26 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[02/08/17 21:04:59] Zaratustra fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Zaratustra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/09/17 01:43:20] Zaratustra [450/948] has challenged Taffer [347/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/09/17 02:49:58] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:23 towards level 73.
[02/09/17 16:38:44] tmberg, Cameron_D, and AbrahamLinksys [1351/2926] have team battled KeboDK, Taffer, and Zaratustra [1638/2334] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/17 05:53:21] agrajag [37/778] has challenged Zaratustra [96/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:43 is added to agrajag's clock.
[02/10/17 10:32:58] Zaratustra and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 12:55:51] Zaratustra [112/948] has challenged vrillusions [680/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:25 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/10/17 19:58:16] Zaratustra [289/948] has challenged petrichor [355/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/17 23:48:13] RistoUuranmaki [557/701] has challenged Zaratustra [290/948] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/12/17 11:55:47] Zaratustra, freeboson, and robox [134/2248] have team battled Mirc0p, KeboDK, and zankore [2023/2151] and lost! 0 days, 14:28:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/17 18:22:44] pfoley [100/641] has challenged Zaratustra [595/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:15:54 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/14/17 00:48:18] shandor, Zaratustra, and qbit [1015/1976] have team battled tmberg, Str1ngS, and abra0 [43/2267] and won! 0 days, 19:17:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/17 06:44:53] sjefen6 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/17 16:50:50] canton7 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 17:40:20] Eiam, Birdbones, and Zaratustra [853/2564] have team battled arlen, womblecat, and awgh [344/1751] and won! 0 days, 11:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 01:54:52] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:06 towards level 73.
[02/18/17 02:09:07] Zaratustra [829/948] has come upon Jareeta [618/1101] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:10:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/18/17 03:36:37] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:27 towards level 73.
[02/18/17 05:53:18] Zaratustra [23/948] has challenged keepermurf [293/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:59 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/17 02:53:11] Zaratustra [634/948] has challenged RedW [213/886] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:03:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/21/17 07:09:28] Eldoreth, Nofew, and brendan [1730/2972] have team battled Firien, Zaratustra, and petrichor [2151/2339] and lost! 2 days, 16:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/17 10:01:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 32 days, 05:58:07 from level 74.
[02/25/17 04:52:03] Mithkabob and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 15:58:03] kline [30/388] has challenged Zaratustra [26/948] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:15:37 is removed from kline's clock.
[02/26/17 09:58:03] Globalirc [345/699] has challenged Zaratustra [79/948] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:14:38 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[02/26/17 11:08:35] BronyDee, sjefen6, and everbrew [665/1708] have team battled Sundance, fattrat, and Zaratustra [589/2581] and won! 2 days, 15:24:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 09:05:00] khmerboy [106/424] has challenged Zaratustra [773/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:18 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[02/27/17 16:54:52] tspange and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 01:45:47] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:55:26 from level 74.
[02/28/17 16:36:45] Zaratustra and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 06:25:18] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:51:59 towards level 74.
[03/02/17 03:31:42] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:35:10 towards level 74.
[03/02/17 13:28:33] Zaratustra [139/948] has challenged double [22/654] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:01:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/03/17 17:37:10] Zaratustra [222/948] has challenged dwfreed [210/503] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:23:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/04/17 11:41:57] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:45:25 towards level 74.
[03/05/17 13:32:47] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:11:31 from level 74.
[03/05/17 22:37:15] Zaratustra [831/948] has come upon vuffie [72/257] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:38:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/06/17 16:16:59] Zaratustra [69/948] has come upon Xenthys [307/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:48:21 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/06/17 18:08:28] Bvarne and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/17 00:11:01] JensRex [446/867] has challenged Zaratustra [262/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:43 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[03/08/17 02:51:01] Zaratustra [228/948] has come upon damyan [720/1022] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:56:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/09/17 20:49:08] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:46:42 towards level 74.
[03/10/17 12:17:40] SudoKing [417/706] has come upon Zaratustra [5/948] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:18:16 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[03/10/17 18:34:24] SirMonkeybox [824/918] has come upon Zaratustra [626/948] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:23:37 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/10/17 19:59:00] Globalirc [238/699] has come upon Zaratustra [702/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:11:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/11/17 13:18:45] Zaratustra, JuanMaestro, and Globalirc [861/2258] have team battled pfoley, pants, and Iri [871/1786] and lost! 2 days, 04:17:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/17 20:12:31] petrichor, Chuck, and stonehammer [1407/2296] have team battled Zaratustra, sphere_au, and RistoUuranmaki [851/2063] and won! 0 days, 08:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/17 21:46:35] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:09:51 from level 74.
[03/12/17 04:31:11] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 04:33:33] Zaratustra [435/948] has come upon ncarl747 [276/451] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:19:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/12/17 10:21:28] Zaratustra [437/948] has come upon SlowRiot [846/919] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:32:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/12/17 21:16:02] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:26:58 towards level 74.
[03/13/17 07:15:09] Zaratustra [587/948] has come upon woonack [0/444] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:26:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/14/17 04:16:50] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:45:40 towards level 74.
[03/14/17 19:46:26] freeboson, damyan, and Zaratustra [2355/2782] have team battled J, Agent86, and Killerkid [1127/1998] and won! 6 days, 01:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/17 11:13:42] Zaratustra [677/948] has challenged WallIdl [369/833] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:43:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/15/17 11:13:42] Zaratustra has dealt WallIdl a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:26:40 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[03/16/17 20:25:35] suterismus [677/1270] has challenged Zaratustra [846/948] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:05:19 is added to suterismus's clock.
[03/16/17 21:51:19] Virtual [304/639] has come upon Zaratustra [145/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:27:57 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/18/17 08:41:49] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:07 towards level 74.
[03/19/17 01:26:27] RBecker and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 06:16:18] Zaratustra, Meta, and dclaw123 [2325/2677] have team battled Boohbah, Xenthys, and Tenorman [1453/2482] and won! 3 days, 04:23:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 17:30:24] Zaratustra [87/948] has come upon arlen [145/880] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/17 23:54:36] Zaratustra [581/948] has come upon Eldoreth [46/752] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:35:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/17 06:28:24] elf [699/894] has challenged Zaratustra [23/948] in combat and won! 24 days, 19:37:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/21/17 08:08:23] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 01:06:22] Zaratustra, Meta, and Cypher [2095/2848] have team battled irix, FakeWizard, and Heisenberg [363/2621] and won! 2 days, 02:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/17 02:26:34] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:47 towards level 74.
[03/22/17 04:35:53] Zaratustra [727/948] has challenged freeboson [352/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:25:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/22/17 07:04:58] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:34 towards level 74.
[03/24/17 10:15:45] TheGrumpyScot [0/1] has challenged Zaratustra [168/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/29/17 09:01:24] Bokkie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 09:54:54] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:11 towards level 74.
[03/29/17 10:11:19] qbit [18/406] has come upon Zaratustra [417/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:50 is added to qbit's clock.
[03/29/17 14:08:06] Darky [802/883] has come upon Zaratustra [275/948] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:19:31 is removed from Darky's clock.
[03/29/17 15:17:01] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:02 towards level 74.
[03/29/17 18:50:21] Zaratustra [670/948] has challenged freeboson [121/808] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/17 23:36:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 10:42:39 toward level 74.
[03/30/17 11:31:53] RistoUuranmaki, arg8bluefan, and Zaratustra [222/1998] have team battled vox, arlen, and Cameron_D [148/3336] and won! 0 days, 02:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 21:59:10] Zaratustra [782/948] has challenged jenksy [759/933] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:17:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/30/17 23:00:08] Zaratustra [677/948] has challenged HeavyPodda [47/811] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:13:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/31/17 17:13:19] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:09:41 towards level 75.
[04/01/17 08:11:16] Zaratustra [225/948] has challenged darkmage [724/967] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:56:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/01/17 14:28:24] Zaratustra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:40:13 from level 75.
[04/02/17 06:30:15] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:22:29 towards level 75.
[04/02/17 08:31:00] MrGlass and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 01:47:30] Jareeta, Zaratustra, and rharwood [1573/2618] have team battled jenksy, Xenthys, and Evrial [619/2258] and won! 0 days, 03:35:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 15:27:12] Zaratustra, XenGi, and everbrew [1899/2606] have team battled pfoley, rharwood, and Ironhoof [807/2311] and won! 4 days, 17:55:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 15:40:49] shymega [306/512] has come upon Zaratustra [152/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:27:59 is removed from shymega's clock.
[04/05/17 07:56:37] Zaratustra [932/942] has come upon XenGi [128/936] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:07:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/05/17 11:55:20] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:58:23 towards level 75.
[04/05/17 20:17:48] Andries, Hodor, and Heisenberg [1893/2076] have team battled Opie, Zaratustra, and womblecat [1651/2231] and won! 0 days, 06:49:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 20:52:16] Everyman, Zaratustra, and ToHellWithGA [76/2022] have team battled SudoKing, canton7, and fangfufu [958/2104] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/17 04:07:57] AbacusAvenger, jstg, and Xethron [2034/2251] have team battled Zaratustra, Jareeta, and rharwood [2510/2634] and lost! 1 day, 04:26:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/17 06:26:45] MrGlass and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 16:58:48] unicron [189/806] has challenged Zaratustra [776/942] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:49:17 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/08/17 10:04:14] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:39 towards level 75.
[04/09/17 20:12:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 6 days, 22:47:00 toward level 75.
[04/11/17 04:03:58] TheGrumpyScot, RBecker, and Syloq [645/1511] have team battled Ironhoof, himuraken, and Zaratustra [2758/2790] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/17 08:53:15] gollum, freeboson, and HeavyPodda [989/1980] have team battled Hydrogenum, Eldoreth, and Zaratustra [1743/2133] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/17 14:41:12] jenksy [590/933] has challenged Zaratustra [379/942] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:03:48 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[04/14/17 10:30:44] sjefen6 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 14:26:36] TheGrumpyScot [154/464] has challenged Zaratustra [74/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[04/15/17 12:01:06] Zaratustra [327/942] has challenged dtype [309/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:13:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/15/17 22:54:50] Zaratustra [746/942] has come upon Globalirc [466/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/16/17 06:20:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 00:03:51 toward level 75.
[04/16/17 21:00:33] Majak and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 16:58:39] Zaratustra [38/942] has challenged Lnk [141/339] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:11:08 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/20/17 11:06:10] Zaratustra [310/942] has come upon Brady [10/294] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:27:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/20/17 11:56:12] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:37:12 towards level 76.
[04/22/17 04:59:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 24 days, 08:31:07 toward level 76.
[04/22/17 15:24:38] prime and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/17 20:02:16] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:13:40 from level 76.
[04/22/17 20:21:41] Zaratustra [938/942] has challenged canton7 [113/827] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:31:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/23/17 10:26:42] Zaratustra [915/942] has challenged Senka [513/567] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:09:43 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/23/17 13:09:59] SirMonkeybox and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 03:58:50] Doctor [694/967] has challenged Zaratustra [906/942] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to Doctor's clock.
[04/25/17 10:21:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 16 days, 09:33:24 toward level 76.
[04/26/17 01:01:10] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 23:58:14] Zaratustra [775/942] has challenged vegadark [227/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:30:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/27/17 01:03:59] RBecker [360/772] has come upon Zaratustra [142/942] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:39:57 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/28/17 09:10:39] tspange [410/799] has challenged Zaratustra [328/927] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:18:30 is removed from tspange's clock.
[04/28/17 16:18:01] RBecker and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 08:19:18] Zaratustra [275/927] has challenged jstg [443/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/30/17 14:47:56] Zaratustra [664/927] has come upon kier [111/884] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/01/17 22:42:37] irix [86/1051] has challenged Zaratustra [852/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:20 is added to irix's clock.
[05/02/17 01:43:44] tmberg [342/880] has challenged Zaratustra [144/927] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:28:22 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/02/17 18:50:27] Zaratustra [638/927] has challenged Eldoreth [172/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:13:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/02/17 18:50:27] In the fierce battle, Eldoreth dropped his level 253 pair of boots! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing his old level 65 pair of boots to Eldoreth.
[05/02/17 19:53:16] Zaratustra [249/1134] has come upon idlerpgww [83/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/03/17 00:52:40] Zaratustra [733/1134] has challenged Grums [209/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/03/17 21:20:11] Zaratustra, simple, and yawgmoth [922/2548] have team battled Sundance, idlerpgww, and Birdbones [1610/2111] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 23:10:25] CornFly [175/943] has challenged Zaratustra [1021/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/05/17 16:16:58] fattrat [711/1112] has challenged Zaratustra [855/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:33:57 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/05/17 17:17:20] Zaratustra [3/1134] has challenged dtype [531/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:25 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/06/17 10:29:00] Zaratustra [380/1134] has challenged nfsnobody [401/714] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/07/17 00:04:21] nfsnobody, basicMiracle, and Zaratustra [1881/2268] have team battled Everyman, Avocet, and XJR-9 [1876/1882] and won! 1 day, 01:17:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 09:41:21] Zaratustra [386/1134] has challenged allo [122/489] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:41:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/08/17 09:41:21] In the fierce battle, allo dropped his level 44 pair of gloves! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing his old level 32 pair of gloves to allo.
[05/09/17 13:39:15] lipek [2/1188] has come upon Zaratustra [903/1147] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:55:24 is added to lipek's clock.
[05/10/17 02:05:40] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:13:26 from level 77.
[05/10/17 10:59:47] Zaratustra [1015/1147] has challenged Hydrogenum [246/427] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:01:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/10/17 23:28:55] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:40 towards level 77.
[05/14/17 03:52:21] Zaratustra [572/1150] has come upon TauPan [155/300] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:57:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/14/17 14:38:12] Andries and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 01:44:32] Grums, stvc, and bl4ckscor3 [1128/1298] have team battled RBecker, Zaratustra, and Asara [1440/3070] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 10:49:24] Zaratustra [1107/1150] has challenged lipek [254/1188] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:57:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/17/17 16:50:43] Zaratustra [200/1150] has challenged manish17xxx [387/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:33:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/17 03:36:43] Zaratustra [932/1150] has come upon awgh [390/539] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:11:43 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/17 04:12:44] Zaratustra [420/1150] has come upon MetaNova [368/375] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:07:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/17 09:54:31] Zaratustra [33/1150] has challenged kork [262/277] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:44:08 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/17 21:42:30] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:37 towards level 77.
[05/18/17 22:56:16] borsin, Zaratustra, and kork [1108/1874] have team battled AbacusAvenger, sbp, and Misza [221/2404] and won! 0 days, 05:00:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 21:02:30] Atan [15/460] has challenged Zaratustra [1022/1150] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:04 is added to Atan's clock.
[05/20/17 01:03:26] stvc [101/318] has challenged Zaratustra [39/1150] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:14 is removed from stvc's clock.
[05/20/17 01:03:26] stvc has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:24:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/20/17 14:17:20] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:34 towards level 77.
[05/20/17 14:48:03] Mirc0p, stvc, and Frogging101 [995/1490] have team battled IndigoTiger, max, and Zaratustra [1026/2905] and lost! 1 day, 04:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/17 15:06:37] Zaratustra [355/1150] has challenged woonack [274/420] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:05:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/21/17 00:14:41] popey [303/325] has challenged Zaratustra [1118/1150] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to popey's clock.
[05/21/17 00:22:49] cirdan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 10:44:10] RistoUuranmaki, Zaratustra, and kline [236/2328] have team battled holloway, cirdan, and Avocet [466/2210] and lost! 2 days, 12:59:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/17 06:42:45] Bkid and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 12:32:22] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:22 towards level 77.
[05/22/17 21:01:13] dodobrain, allo, and unicron [1250/2158] have team battled Zaratustra, tmberg, and womblecat [201/2558] and won! 0 days, 12:41:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 03:20:06] TauPan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 05:11:25] Everyman [162/668] has come upon Zaratustra [716/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:31 is added to Everyman's clock.
[05/23/17 18:34:29] pants, woonack, and Zaratustra [335/2317] have team battled Birdbones, zifnab06, and Fattyeater [917/1754] and lost! 1 day, 22:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 09:48:27] exotime, Eldoreth, and Zaratustra [1208/2349] have team battled Socks, Fluttershy, and KingQuackers [1670/1833] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 10:39:10] Zaratustra [892/1150] has come upon damyan [945/1047] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:05:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/17 01:04:06] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:48 towards level 77.
[05/25/17 13:16:22] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:02 towards level 77.
[05/25/17 16:33:39] PiotrekD, Bradicus, and AngryParsley [1944/2216] have team battled Zaratustra, irix, and Pici [1876/3173] and won! 3 days, 06:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 12:50:24] kenyon and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 14:43:20] robox [405/697] has challenged Zaratustra [398/1150] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:31:23 is removed from robox's clock.
[05/28/17 06:59:13] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:30 from level 77.
[05/28/17 14:08:30] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:03 from level 77.
[05/28/17 23:16:47] RistoUuranmaki, allo, and cirdan [324/2042] have team battled liara, Zaratustra, and Ttech [2010/3052] and lost! 1 day, 22:49:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 10:09:14] Neil, JensRex, and Asara [1772/2236] have team battled Zaratustra, PinkiePie, and Xenthys [2295/2456] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 01:46:40] Zaratustra broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:37:19 from level 77.
[05/30/17 16:42:31] max [23/760] has challenged Zaratustra [856/1150] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to max's clock.
[05/30/17 21:44:48] Zaratustra and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 03:03:03] theemstra [115/789] has come upon Zaratustra [452/1150] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:38:45 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/01/17 04:12:38] vegadark [390/488] has come upon Zaratustra [264/1150] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:23:39 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/01/17 12:29:58] glook, ruan, and ohnx [64/1904] have team battled Zaratustra, neurospex, and damyan [1137/3393] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/17 12:28:08] Zaratustra and SudoKing have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 00:46:47] Ironhoof, blizgerg, and canton7 [871/3043] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, MadHatter, and Zaratustra [374/2279] and won! 1 day, 09:49:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 11:54:54] CornFly, Zaratustra, and manish17xxx [2518/2836] have team battled theZoMBiE, shymega, and Euronur [296/2198] and won! 0 days, 12:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 15:20:52] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:52 towards level 77.
[06/03/17 21:08:39] neurospex [323/1222] has challenged Zaratustra [438/1150] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to neurospex's clock.
[06/04/17 13:38:11] Euronur [458/683] has challenged Zaratustra [215/1150] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:38 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[06/04/17 18:16:09] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:22 from level 77.
[06/06/17 03:01:18] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:04 from level 77.
[06/06/17 14:15:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 05:40:00 toward level 77.
[06/06/17 19:04:57] Zaratustra [495/1150] has challenged nickware [430/549] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:43:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/07/17 03:40:33] GilbertErik, Bl4ckC0r3, and alexj [586/1610] have team battled Azerothian, Zaratustra, and godog [1734/2161] and lost! 1 day, 10:55:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 01:04:04] Zaratustra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:41:20 from level 78.
[06/08/17 05:49:11] Zaratustra [763/1150] has challenged Brainiac [695/726] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:41 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/09/17 06:20:57] Bl4ckC0re [232/317] has challenged Zaratustra [221/1150] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:34 is removed from Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/09/17 10:35:38] jstg [219/705] has challenged Zaratustra [931/1150] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to jstg's clock.
[06/09/17 19:55:11] m0shbear [602/665] has challenged Zaratustra [1/1150] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:13:27 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[06/11/17 04:06:41] Psilocybe [4/707] has come upon Zaratustra [690/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:14 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/11/17 12:46:24] Psilocybe [371/707] has come upon Zaratustra [160/1150] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:56 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/11/17 12:46:24] Psilocybe has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 10 days, 09:20:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/17 18:30:24] yano [261/430] has come upon Zaratustra [1136/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:56:18 is added to yano's clock.
[06/13/17 07:08:42] IndigoTiger [788/996] has challenged Zaratustra [7/1150] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/13/17 13:16:15] Zaratustra and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 13:40:40] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:26:16 towards level 78.
[06/16/17 13:56:34] Zaratustra, sbp, and vox [377/2821] have team battled stvc, Asara, and sjums_the_great [1259/1965] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/17 22:21:34] Zaratustra [274/1150] has challenged pants [170/740] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:58:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/17/17 15:57:03] Lusent [2/18] has challenged Zaratustra [1013/1150] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Lusent's clock.
[06/17/17 21:26:24] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:47:41 towards level 78.
[06/18/17 02:39:40] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/17 09:05:56] Zaratustra and Antium have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 01:43:12] Lnk, keepermurf, and unicron [1283/2214] have team battled Avon, Sundance, and Zaratustra [1412/3136] and lost! 0 days, 10:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/17 05:30:05] Zaratustra [407/1150] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [456/518] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:58:06 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/19/17 08:14:12] Bl4ckC0re [271/438] has come upon Zaratustra [173/1150] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:21 is removed from Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/19/17 12:55:21] Zaratustra [113/1150] has come upon BronyDee [525/602] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:58:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/19/17 22:31:47] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:11 towards level 78.
[06/20/17 05:44:02] Zaratustra and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 15:49:23] simple [391/897] has come upon Zaratustra [386/1150] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:53:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/21/17 11:39:16] Cypher [173/1016] has challenged Zaratustra [662/1150] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:57:20 is added to Cypher's clock.
[06/21/17 23:06:35] HeavyPodda, sjums_the_great, and Cameron_D [2324/2696] have team battled Antium, LordH, and Zaratustra [2457/2579] and lost! 0 days, 13:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 00:41:19] Zaratustra [744/1150] has challenged CornFly [478/1031] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/23/17 00:45:11] Doctor [117/961] has challenged Zaratustra [555/1150] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:25:26 is added to Doctor's clock.
[06/25/17 13:32:24] eva42 [9/1267] has come upon Zaratustra [355/1150] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:04:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/25/17 19:30:12] Zaratustra reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/17 13:49:15] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:57:09 towards level 78.
[06/26/17 16:15:14] Nofew [651/1131] has challenged Zaratustra [777/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:06:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/26/17 19:15:45] Ttech [341/1548] has challenged Zaratustra [639/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:02:33 is added to Ttech's clock.
[06/27/17 07:15:03] BronyDee, Adar, and Eldoreth [722/1997] have team battled Zaratustra, SirMonkeybox, and SpikeX [543/2473] and won! 1 day, 04:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 07:35:25] Doctor, JuanMaestro, and max [431/2392] have team battled Zaratustra, Ephod, and Zoddo [2095/2183] and lost! 2 days, 19:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 04:29:17] Oooooog [518/577] has challenged Zaratustra [882/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:53 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[06/29/17 09:09:44] Zaratustra, uhmmm, and Woona [984/2726] have team battled Xethron, dan, and Mordraan [390/1532] and won! 1 day, 00:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/17 16:26:23] Asara [787/1175] has come upon Zaratustra [991/1155] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:08:18 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/30/17 07:51:29] Zaratustra reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/17 10:46:14] Pici, Zaratustra, and rxcomm [1437/2988] have team battled Fluttershy, Satoshi, and Nofew [2547/2782] and lost! 4 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/17 19:40:03] Zaratustra [809/1159] has challenged JuanMaestro [347/618] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:35:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/02/17 01:19:01] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:53:43 from level 78.
[07/02/17 01:41:05] AbrahamLinksys [540/671] has challenged Zaratustra [360/1159] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:10:20 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/02/17 10:44:05] Zaratustra, qbit, Andries, and Chuck have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/17 05:52:20] sigmg [37/515] has challenged Zaratustra [560/1159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to sigmg's clock.
[07/04/17 23:24:29] Zaratustra and Furry have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/17 01:00:02] XJR-9 [453/759] has challenged Zaratustra [239/1159] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:15:38 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[07/07/17 09:37:12] Zaratustra [436/1159] has come upon m0shbear [26/657] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:29:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/08/17 00:18:11] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:21:23 from level 78.
[07/08/17 01:54:14] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:21 towards level 78.
[07/08/17 06:05:55] kensington, Furry, and lipek [1564/2755] have team battled LordH, robox, and Zaratustra [893/2883] and won! 1 day, 07:47:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 10:40:00] Gatewayy [454/820] has come upon Zaratustra [830/1159] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:41:35 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[07/08/17 14:14:37] Zaratustra [882/1159] has come upon Ttech [271/1548] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:54:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/09/17 00:42:39] codedeeply [189/306] has challenged Zaratustra [612/1159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[07/09/17 22:53:00] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:16 towards level 78.
[07/11/17 14:17:38] GilbertErik [131/686] has challenged Zaratustra [939/1159] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:17 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/11/17 17:21:38] manish17xxx, Antium, and Furry [2/1860] have team battled Zaratustra, fattrat, and MrGlass [1247/3096] and lost! 1 day, 03:21:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 18:17:52] max [390/718] has come upon Zaratustra [517/1159] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:30:19 is added to max's clock.
[07/12/17 00:04:04] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:44 towards level 78.
[07/12/17 04:39:34] Misza [1024/1120] has come upon Zaratustra [7/1159] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:04:04 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/14/17 16:20:59] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and IndigoTiger [1472/2573] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Globalirc, and Bradicus [1897/2415] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 18:32:51] Zaratustra and Furry have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 02:42:52] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 08:05:21] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:26 towards level 78.
[07/18/17 14:49:18] Zaratustra, arg8bluefan, and yano [606/1950] have team battled dindinx, KingQuackers, and NoodleCake [174/1855] and won! 0 days, 21:22:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 18:55:35] SpikeX [378/420] has challenged Zaratustra [571/1163] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[07/19/17 17:24:36] Zaratustra left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Zaratustra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/17 22:57:14] Zaratustra and Furry have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 23:13:13] abra0, Sixbierehomme, Zaratustra, and bl4ckscor3 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/17 07:28:32] Beavis [78/1058] has come upon Zaratustra [1072/1131] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:11:51 is added to Beavis's clock.
[07/20/17 22:50:54] ToHellWithGA, suterismus, and Zaratustra [855/2801] have team battled Avocet, bigjay, and Cameron_D [269/3190] and won! 0 days, 00:40:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/17 00:47:40] Zaratustra slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! Zaratustra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/17 09:34:35] Zaratustra [364/1127] has challenged basepi [582/866] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/21/17 12:25:10] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:20:52 towards level 79.
[07/23/17 16:27:13] Nistur [98/260] has come upon Zaratustra [589/1127] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:42 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/24/17 15:01:53] abra0, Zaratustra, csssuf, and Asara have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 16:33:20] D.Va [45/536] has come upon Zaratustra [308/1127] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:54:22 is added to D.Va's clock.
[07/24/17 23:29:24] Satoshi, RBecker, and osannatas [403/2222] have team battled basepi, Zaratustra, and godog [2069/2669] and lost! 2 days, 07:52:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/17 01:48:03] theZoMBiE [645/989] has come upon Zaratustra [905/1127] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:31:38 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/26/17 00:09:14] Zaratustra and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 07:45:55] Zaratustra, theZoMBiE, and Torgeir [2389/2516] have team battled NoodleCake, AngryParsley, and AncalagonThBlack [1241/2487] and won! 0 days, 06:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 21:05:22] V`ger [105/202] has come upon Zaratustra [351/1127] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:15 is added to V`ger's clock.
[07/28/17 20:16:41] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:02:37 from level 79.
[07/29/17 04:23:34] Torgeir, NoodleCake, and tmberg [1400/2169] have team battled kensington, Elgo, and Zaratustra [567/2340] and won! 1 day, 11:49:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 14:02:01] vegadark [104/497] has come upon Zaratustra [601/1127] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:46:12 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/29/17 16:56:07] PinkiePie [514/616] has come upon Zaratustra [684/1127] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:50:41 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[07/30/17 09:05:54] Zaratustra [482/1127] has come upon Hydrogenum [316/426] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:09:23 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/30/17 09:05:54] Zaratustra has dealt Hydrogenum a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:36:24 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/30/17 13:41:20] max [101/718] has challenged Zaratustra [295/1127] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:31:19 is added to max's clock.
[07/31/17 00:04:11] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:12:08 towards level 79.
[07/31/17 17:41:44] Zaratustra and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/17 15:34:16] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:48:20 from level 79.
[08/02/17 22:55:08] Zaratustra [591/1127] has challenged Firien [161/839] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:18:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/03/17 00:41:10] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:20:42 from level 79.
[08/03/17 02:55:53] Zaratustra [1069/1127] has challenged WallIdl [443/917] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/03/17 03:56:04] robox [542/768] has challenged Zaratustra [585/1127] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:36:33 is added to robox's clock.
[08/03/17 12:31:47] Zaratustra lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:52:44 from level 79.
[08/03/17 12:57:37] Zaratustra [386/1127] has challenged D.Va [155/503] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:32:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/03/17 13:19:26] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:21 towards level 79.
[08/03/17 16:22:37] Zaratustra and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 02:00:53] Zaratustra and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 06:04:47] Mirc0p [19/756] has challenged Zaratustra [685/1127] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:51:12 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[08/05/17 21:40:38] elf, Bl4ckC0re, and Globalirc [1072/2172] have team battled xit, eva42, and Zaratustra [348/2742] and won! 0 days, 09:22:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 22:07:32] Zaratustra [935/1134] has challenged Milquetoast [919/945] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:26:11 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/07/17 08:10:53] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:48 towards level 79.
[08/08/17 12:38:50] m0shbear [303/657] has challenged Zaratustra [158/1134] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[08/08/17 18:19:09] MJ94 [597/909] has challenged Zaratustra [20/1134] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:04:06 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/08/17 20:05:38] xit [107/364] has challenged Zaratustra [898/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to xit's clock.
[08/08/17 21:55:16] Zaratustra [757/1134] has come upon pfoley [375/654] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:42:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/10/17 01:52:30] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:51 towards level 79.
[08/10/17 15:14:31] Zaratustra, WallIdl, Khorne, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/17 16:58:51] xit [96/364] has challenged Zaratustra [434/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to xit's clock.
[08/10/17 17:55:53] clubbprez [43/44] has challenged Zaratustra [94/1134] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[08/11/17 23:12:57] Zaratustra and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 10:42:37] Zaratustra [45/1139] has challenged kensington [309/941] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:45:25 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/14/17 22:44:55] AbrahamLinksys [65/636] has challenged Zaratustra [760/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:39 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/17/17 00:58:05] Zaratustra [326/1139] has challenged Birdbones [184/941] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:10:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/17/17 18:23:07] sunri5e [116/302] has challenged Zaratustra [322/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[08/18/17 04:02:57] canton7 [279/796] has come upon Zaratustra [439/1139] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:50:03 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/19/17 03:06:19] Zaratustra [136/1139] has challenged MetaNova [389/747] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:44:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/19/17 16:08:27] bl4ckscor3, Zaratustra, and dwfreed [487/2186] have team battled woonack, soltys, and SirMonkeybox [293/1927] and won! 3 days, 21:16:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 17:58:55] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:00 towards level 79.
[08/19/17 19:15:19] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:09 towards level 79.
[08/19/17 23:55:34] Lnk [742/801] has come upon Zaratustra [1106/1139] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:12:23 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/20/17 13:00:22] Fluttershy stole Zaratustra's level 305 weapon while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves his old level 273 weapon behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[08/21/17 03:09:36] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:34 towards level 79.
[08/21/17 08:21:53] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:05 towards level 79.
[08/22/17 13:21:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 03:52:23 toward level 79.
[08/22/17 22:42:50] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:51 towards level 79.
[08/22/17 23:21:44] Zaratustra [958/1104] has challenged basepi [397/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:54:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/24/17 07:20:26] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:36 from level 79.
[08/24/17 09:45:31] Brainiac [205/707] has come upon Zaratustra [1082/1104] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:28:26 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/25/17 06:33:23] Khorne [84/577] has challenged Zaratustra [374/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/26/17 13:36:20] Xenthys [549/555] has challenged Zaratustra [727/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:26:49 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/26/17 21:40:35] Zaratustra and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 00:54:40] Zaratustra and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 11:40:07] Zaratustra [950/1104] has challenged sigmg [428/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:49:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/27/17 16:43:03] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 00:42:16] Zaratustra [721/1104] has challenged Dork_Knight [34/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/28/17 10:27:07] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:48 towards level 79.
[08/29/17 09:46:18] Zaratustra [72/1104] has challenged Antium [291/490] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/30/17 03:48:03] Globalirc, Darky, and manish17xxx [721/2370] have team battled Zaratustra, glorgamitch, and RistoUuranmaki [336/2409] and won! 2 days, 16:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/17 00:43:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 7 days, 05:57:12 toward level 80.
[09/01/17 09:12:08] Zaratustra, soltys, and Globalirc [604/2367] have team battled elf, PinkiePie, and Boohbah [1722/2490] and lost! 1 day, 16:33:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 19:30:33] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:06:53 from level 80.
[09/02/17 20:16:01] JensRex [736/895] has come upon Zaratustra [200/1104] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:34:26 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/03/17 01:50:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 45 days, 18:47:25 toward level 80.
[09/03/17 05:55:51] pants, Zaratustra, and Nistur [1907/2224] have team battled bootdisk, Avocet, and Eldoreth [2058/2438] and lost! 0 days, 15:12:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/17 17:31:09] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:12:11 towards level 80.
[09/04/17 00:41:01] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:28:47 towards level 80.
[09/04/17 08:54:51] Avocet [239/779] has challenged Zaratustra [602/1104] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to Avocet's clock.
[09/04/17 23:01:00] Realmy, Zaratustra, and J [382/2925] have team battled soltys, Tenorman, and Meta [1467/2237] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/17 06:56:29] Zaratustra [386/1104] has come upon Eiam [680/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:27:59 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/06/17 00:34:18] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:40:55 towards level 80.
[09/08/17 10:10:22] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:44 towards level 80.
[09/08/17 22:09:37] exa, nickware, and Nofew [1882/1990] have team battled Woona, Zaratustra, and codedeeply [2471/2673] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/17 02:14:37] Malvolio [63/337] has challenged Zaratustra [325/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/17 08:15:00] Zaratustra and Vroomfondel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 14:24:17] HeavyPodda [738/1050] has come upon Zaratustra [466/1104] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:45:02 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/10/17 16:30:23] Zaratustra [98/1104] has come upon PinkiePie [457/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:46:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/11/17 17:26:39] Zaratustra, canton7, and blizgerg [2244/2996] have team battled loomysh, Gizmokid2005, and damyan [2028/2146] and won! 1 day, 16:34:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 19:37:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 8 days, 19:35:12 toward level 80.
[09/15/17 11:35:42] Zaratustra, damyan, and zid [653/2735] have team battled Crazycatlady, yawgmoth, and suterismus [1395/2456] and lost! 3 days, 18:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/17 15:36:32] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:19:04 from level 80.
[09/16/17 18:10:00] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:07 towards level 80.
[09/17/17 20:39:43] Zaratustra [975/1104] has come upon Sixbierehomme [536/695] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:57:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/17/17 23:16:10] tspange [145/798] has challenged Zaratustra [922/1104] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to tspange's clock.
[09/18/17 03:04:36] Gatewayy, Zaratustra, and darkmage [2831/2897] have team battled dindinx, RistoUuranmaki, and suterismus [1971/2560] and won! 0 days, 06:33:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 16:23:08] IdleMaster [534/574] has come upon Zaratustra [326/1104] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:20:05 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/19/17 08:04:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 01:02:30 from level 80.
[09/19/17 13:33:27] Zaratustra [352/1104] has come upon AbacusAvenger [314/872] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:49:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/20/17 04:16:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 6 days, 23:47:11 toward level 80.
[09/20/17 05:46:56] Majak [240/478] has come upon Zaratustra [648/1104] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:07:11 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/20/17 20:10:45] WallIdl and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 02:26:07] dclaw123, rxcomm, and meffe [1361/2341] have team battled freeboson, elbie, and Zaratustra [950/2692] and won! 0 days, 16:29:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 03:19:03] RedW, valdur55, and sartan [1882/2704] have team battled Zaratustra, brycec, and Avocet [1555/2664] and won! 1 day, 15:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 08:22:04] Zaratustra and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 20:14:02] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:36 towards level 80.
[09/21/17 23:22:28] soltys [115/554] has come upon Zaratustra [439/1104] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:11:53 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/22/17 01:06:18] b00 [71/151] has come upon Zaratustra [306/1104] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:48 is added to b00's clock.
[09/24/17 19:47:40] Nofew [1213/1217] has come upon Zaratustra [296/1104] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:18:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/25/17 16:32:03] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:00 towards level 80.
[10/03/17 11:45:35] Zaratustra [581/1104] has challenged Sundance [337/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:07:17 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/04/17 00:20:32] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:10 from level 80.
[10/05/17 11:31:25] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:16 towards level 80.
[10/05/17 21:03:52] kenyon [283/726] has challenged Zaratustra [370/1104] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:20:51 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/06/17 17:27:45] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:57 from level 80.
[10/07/17 16:55:56] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:43 towards level 80.
[10/07/17 19:18:43] Zaratustra [813/1104] has challenged pmden [191/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/08/17 05:20:53] codedeeply, Zaratustra, and SchrodingersScat [80/2741] have team battled idisjunction, sasaniak, and Gatewayy [202/2190] and lost! 0 days, 10:27:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/17 09:48:52] nfsnobody, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [781/2729] have team battled pfoley, shandor, and qbit [455/1964] and won! 0 days, 11:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 13:36:17] liara [138/491] has challenged Zaratustra [1010/1104] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to liara's clock.
[10/09/17 18:02:59] Zaratustra [712/1104] has come upon djm [336/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/17 06:42:14] Zaratustra [1031/1104] has challenged pants [333/833] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/17 13:38:38] freeboson, Antium, and JuanMaestro [995/2026] have team battled Zaratustra, grooverider, and Gatewayy [1399/3117] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 15:40:22] glorgamitch, Zaratustra, hannesenator, and Avocet have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/17 18:53:10] RedW [103/965] has come upon Zaratustra [917/1104] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:20:09 is added to RedW's clock.
[10/12/17 00:35:48] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:03:43 towards level 81.
[10/12/17 10:46:57] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:05:19 towards level 81.
[10/12/17 18:02:04] b00 [199/331] has challenged Zaratustra [892/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to b00's clock.
[10/13/17 09:22:35] Zaratustra and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 01:51:52] IndigoTiger [819/1043] has come upon Zaratustra [662/1104] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:25:06 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[10/14/17 12:07:05] Birdbones [48/946] has come upon Zaratustra [14/1104] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 06:38:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/14/17 12:10:51] Syloq, Zaratustra, and x0 [1002/1862] have team battled dwfreed, irix, and awgh [2182/2371] and lost! 0 days, 10:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 16:40:09] max, Dork_Knight, and kenyon [551/1981] have team battled Iri, Woona, and Zaratustra [2550/2655] and lost! 1 day, 02:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 14:54:38] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:05:45 from level 81.
[10/16/17 11:00:44] vox [280/1216] has challenged Zaratustra [215/1104] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/16/17 21:29:30] Zaratustra [619/1097] has challenged Nistur [78/343] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:06:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/17/17 14:58:16] Azerothian, Zaratustra, and Andries [25/2382] have team battled JuanMaestro, borsin, and sbp [2004/2028] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 19:47:43] Bob [42/83] has challenged Zaratustra [486/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Bob's clock.
[10/18/17 05:24:11] Zaratustra [316/1097] has challenged yano [23/656] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:21:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/17 14:26:56] Zaratustra [6/1097] has challenged Bradicus [544/671] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:06:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/19/17 14:34:12] Zaratustra [949/1097] has challenged dodobrain [334/842] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:12:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/20/17 16:20:27] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:11 towards level 81.
[10/20/17 23:24:56] Vroomfondel [26/550] has challenged Zaratustra [958/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[10/21/17 09:27:57] dax [80/264] has challenged Zaratustra [363/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to dax's clock.
[10/23/17 17:09:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 13 days, 05:04:36 toward level 81.
[10/23/17 18:05:01] pants [426/851] has challenged Zaratustra [157/1097] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:20:29 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/23/17 21:00:10] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:00 towards level 81.
[10/24/17 18:18:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 12:45:17 from level 81.
[10/25/17 07:13:03] HeavyPodda, Doctor, and suterismus [1377/3329] have team battled Zaratustra, dodobrain, and sbp [2160/2535] and lost! 2 days, 22:55:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 14:38:35] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:30 towards level 81.
[10/25/17 22:19:42] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:43 from level 81.
[10/26/17 03:50:13] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:48 towards level 81.
[10/27/17 09:37:06] Zaratustra and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 23:27:25] Zaratustra and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/17 09:46:53] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:30:39 from level 81.
[10/28/17 11:08:18] yano [261/656] has come upon Zaratustra [899/1097] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 15:19:52 is added to yano's clock.
[10/28/17 13:50:32] SirMonkeybox [627/882] has come upon Zaratustra [596/1097] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:10 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/01/17 00:23:20] dwfreed [400/541] has come upon Zaratustra [66/1097] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:58:50 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/01/17 16:14:59] awgh, Zaratustra, and vrillusions [569/2934] have team battled yano, Asara, and RistoUuranmaki [1218/2641] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 19:31:08] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:12 from level 81.
[11/03/17 22:18:03] brycec, MetaNova, and kork [1088/2006] have team battled exa, dax, and Zaratustra [854/2076] and won! 1 day, 04:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 06:55:32] Zaratustra [800/1097] has challenged qbit [482/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/04/17 09:49:26] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:32 towards level 81.
[11/04/17 19:43:18] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:09 towards level 81.
[11/05/17 02:35:51] Zaratustra [430/1097] has challenged J [10/510] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/05/17 19:07:23] ilbelkyr [97/261] has challenged Zaratustra [9/1097] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[11/05/17 19:07:50] Birdbones [498/945] has challenged Zaratustra [27/1097] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:07:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/06/17 04:08:18] Taffer, Agent86, and kork [135/1674] have team battled allo, ncarl747, and Zaratustra [800/2421] and lost! 2 days, 18:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/17 12:56:20] Zaratustra, Lemelisk, Realmy, and Brady have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/17 05:32:32] Zaratustra [544/1097] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [169/548] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:54:14 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/08/17 12:58:38] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:21 towards level 82.
[11/10/17 01:57:51] megaprogman [82/312] has challenged Zaratustra [861/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to megaprogman's clock.
[11/10/17 04:48:01] kline [274/590] has challenged Zaratustra [268/1097] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:44:41 is removed from kline's clock.
[11/10/17 05:46:51] Zaratustra [1026/1097] has come upon dax [63/362] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:09:11 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/11/17 10:57:59] Zaratustra [714/1097] has challenged droogie [226/830] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:33:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/11/17 13:54:29] zankore [636/798] has come upon Zaratustra [46/1097] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:04:02 is removed from zankore's clock.
[11/11/17 14:11:52] sasaniak, tmberg, and Doctor [1572/2548] have team battled petrichor, kensington, and Zaratustra [67/3072] and won! 1 day, 06:05:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 19:49:53] glorgamitch, m0shbear, and Euronur [2084/2135] have team battled coco, Khorne, and Zaratustra [2080/2124] and won! 3 days, 19:12:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 14:29:31] Zaratustra, Khorne, fattrat, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/17 08:00:13] Zaratustra and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 09:47:54] Brainiac [122/735] has come upon Zaratustra [457/1097] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:19:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/14/17 13:45:59] zankore [379/798] has come upon Zaratustra [756/1097] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:31:53 is added to zankore's clock.
[11/15/17 07:16:06] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:02 from level 82.
[11/16/17 06:20:30] Mateusz [280/911] has come upon Zaratustra [193/1097] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:52:29 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[11/17/17 08:58:38] blizgerg [1004/1113] has come upon Zaratustra [136/1097] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:55:45 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/18/17 12:50:09] Zaratustra and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 01:43:49] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:43 towards level 82.
[11/20/17 12:14:39] Zaratustra [298/1097] has come upon Boohbah [295/764] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:14:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/21/17 00:14:57] Zaratustra [146/1097] has challenged HeavyPodda [115/1004] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:22:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/21/17 13:20:37] qwerty [70/136] has challenged Zaratustra [893/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to qwerty's clock.
[11/21/17 17:20:40] Zaratustra [433/1097] has challenged xa [146/605] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:16:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/23/17 15:06:55] Zaratustra and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 20:08:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:34:25 from level 82.
[11/24/17 01:54:15] Doctor [148/994] has come upon Zaratustra [76/1097] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:18:59 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[11/25/17 09:53:02] Herb_Tarlek, Zaratustra, and Lios [101/2717] have team battled himuraken, Luamil, and Darky [1984/2283] and lost! 1 day, 05:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 19:43:14] Zaratustra and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 01:01:48] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:59 towards level 82.
[11/27/17 01:10:36] pixelate [34/506] has come upon Zaratustra [14/1097] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:40:32 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[11/27/17 04:28:06] Mars, simple, and Andries [1424/2326] have team battled Zaratustra, freeboson, and Taffer [494/2695] and won! 0 days, 20:02:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 13:24:52] Zaratustra, Zoddo, and Avocet [1712/2912] have team battled freeboson, soltys, and sigmg [402/1948] and won! 0 days, 04:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 12:16:36] Zaratustra [868/1097] has challenged ishanyx [65/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/28/17 13:35:36] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 19:34:01] Zaratustra and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 01:01:05] Lenny [205/252] has challenged Zaratustra [370/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Lenny's clock.
[11/30/17 23:33:46] Zaratustra, Syloq, and pfoley [1193/2189] have team battled WallIdl, cirdan, and valdur55 [1719/2471] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/17 11:42:21] kork [111/332] has come upon Zaratustra [223/1097] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:25:01 is added to kork's clock.
[12/01/17 20:34:37] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:52 towards level 82.
[12/01/17 23:23:05] megaprogman [250/412] has come upon Zaratustra [30/1097] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:10:47 is removed from megaprogman's clock.
[12/04/17 05:45:42] Zaratustra and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 14:07:22] borsin [580/729] has challenged Zaratustra [191/1097] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:56:58 is removed from borsin's clock.
[12/04/17 14:07:22] borsin has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:51:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/04/17 15:13:42] Zaratustra [33/1097] has come upon awgh [677/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/07/17 09:33:03] MJ94 [138/926] has challenged Zaratustra [191/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:45 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/08/17 00:51:55] Frogging101, dwfreed, and Cameron_D [1710/2603] have team battled ThePhoenix47, HeavyPodda, and Zaratustra [36/2384] and won! 2 days, 05:33:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/17 18:12:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:03:37 from level 82.
[12/08/17 19:05:20] Tenorman [825/1035] has come upon Zaratustra [218/1097] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:30:52 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/08/17 19:27:03] kork, RistoUuranmaki, and holloway [1028/1908] have team battled loomysh, Zaratustra, and kline [268/2186] and won! 2 days, 12:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 03:59:40] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 08:58:44] Zaratustra [801/1097] has challenged apiw [237/356] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/10/17 17:31:24] Zaratustra, fattrat, IdleMaster, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/17 09:04:18] Zaratustra and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 01:50:44] blizgerg [729/1101] has come upon Zaratustra [922/1097] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:52:36 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/12/17 04:57:23] Zaratustra and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 10:34:36] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:55 from level 82.
[12/14/17 00:05:30] basicMiracle [9/481] has come upon Zaratustra [798/1097] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:35:21 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[12/14/17 08:32:27] Zaratustra [239/1097] has challenged vegadark [26/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:28:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/14/17 08:37:32] Zaratustra and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 03:39:14] Zaratustra [285/1097] has challenged V`ger [277/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:52:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/15/17 10:23:42] Zaratustra, J, kork, and Iri have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/17 22:46:36] KevinSpacey [168/263] has challenged Zaratustra [175/1097] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[12/17/17 17:09:04] darkmage, kensington, and KeboDK [1606/2964] have team battled Lios, IdleMaster, and Zaratustra [214/2544] and won! 0 days, 08:50:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/17 01:34:22] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:12 from level 82.
[12/18/17 04:11:56] Zaratustra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:14 towards level 82.
[12/18/17 17:31:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 03:49:07 toward level 82.
[12/18/17 23:45:16] Zaratustra [497/1097] has challenged CoolChris [294/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:45:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/21/17 02:59:42] apiw [262/507] has come upon Zaratustra [434/1092] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:56 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/21/17 06:04:27] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:03:25 from level 83.
[12/21/17 08:15:21] brycec, sjefen6, and Zaratustra [78/2275] have team battled exa, lipek, and Zoddo [2981/3194] and lost! 2 days, 12:41:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 10:37:51] Zaratustra, Eldoreth, and meffe [709/2523] have team battled qbit, KevinSpacey, and shandor [1257/1677] and lost! 2 days, 00:58:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 18:48:55] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:12:06 towards level 83.
[12/23/17 19:04:01] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:29:56 towards level 83.
[12/24/17 16:31:56] Zaratustra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:21:08 from level 83.
[12/24/17 23:40:06] Cypher [645/1116] has come upon Zaratustra [78/1092] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:12:20 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[12/25/17 09:11:05] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 17:19:27] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:11:38 from level 83.
[12/26/17 00:06:33] Zaratustra [881/1092] has come upon AngryParsley [450/933] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:14:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/26/17 02:18:31] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:28:26 from level 83.
[12/26/17 03:45:16] bender, kenyon, and Taffer [786/2437] have team battled Andries, elf, and Zaratustra [2629/2802] and lost! 4 days, 03:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 22:52:09] Zaratustra [832/1092] has challenged awgh [323/865] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:20:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/26/17 22:52:09] Zaratustra has dealt awgh a Critical Strike! 6 days, 08:59:59 is added to awgh's clock.
[12/27/17 20:50:33] Yuhno [457/458] has come upon Zaratustra [237/1092] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:26 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[12/29/17 08:28:16] Pogor and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/17 22:05:57] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:23:08 from level 83.
[12/30/17 03:03:02] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:40:39 from level 83.
[12/30/17 13:03:19] Syloq, Zaratustra, and sunri5e [399/2147] have team battled ThePhoenix47, Mateusz, and adamchainz [1829/1848] and lost! 1 day, 20:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/17 15:27:45] tspange, Vroomfondel, and dwfreed [1614/1834] have team battled Zaratustra, SlowRiot, and Ttech [2243/3679] and lost! 0 days, 20:28:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 14:06:33] AbacusAvenger, blizgerg, and pants [327/2844] have team battled Pogor, Megumin, and Zaratustra [910/1821] and lost! 1 day, 12:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 20:48:42] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:19:41 towards level 83.
[01/01/18 16:22:46] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:41:50 towards level 83.
[01/02/18 14:52:48] codedeeply [773/832] has challenged Zaratustra [969/1092] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:17:37 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[01/03/18 16:33:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 21 days, 19:44:42 toward level 83.
[01/03/18 17:39:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 21 days, 03:13:10 toward level 83.
[01/05/18 16:35:39] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:20 towards level 83.
[01/06/18 17:31:51] Zaratustra and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 17:42:06] Zaratustra [42/1092] has challenged fattrat [883/1174] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:17:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/07/18 08:59:29] SpikeX [131/550] has come upon Zaratustra [700/1092] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:45 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[01/09/18 23:10:22] el [188/455] has challenged Zaratustra [918/1092] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:34:41 is added to el's clock.
[01/10/18 14:41:55] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:09 towards level 83.
[01/15/18 13:17:53] Zaratustra [926/1092] has challenged Yuhno [524/601] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:01:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/15/18 13:17:53] Zaratustra has dealt Yuhno a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:39:12 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/16/18 00:21:33] Zaratustra [632/1092] has challenged hoglahoo [406/532] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:30:43 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/18 22:44:04] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:36 towards level 83.
[01/20/18 05:10:22] Zaratustra and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/18 13:39:44] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:16 from level 83.
[01/20/18 14:09:48] vypr [256/442] has challenged Zaratustra [488/1092] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to vypr's clock.
[01/21/18 19:45:25] dwfreed [330/513] has come upon Zaratustra [355/1092] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:31 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/22/18 03:11:01] Gizmokid2005 [661/917] has challenged Zaratustra [311/1098] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:42:04 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/22/18 14:15:50] Zaratustra and Neo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 07:16:39] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:03 towards level 83.
[01/23/18 08:36:20] trashu, tmberg, and Zaratustra [1472/2273] have team battled max, pfoley, and Luamil [1193/1962] and won! 0 days, 02:57:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 08:49:04] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:52 towards level 83.
[01/23/18 09:31:05] bender stole Zaratustra's level 67 ring while they were sleeping! bender leaves their old level 59 ring behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[01/23/18 11:21:50] MadMan [392/1047] has challenged Zaratustra [308/1090] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:13:41 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[01/25/18 01:34:17] Zaratustra [365/1090] has challenged astropoint [244/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/25/18 05:16:50] Zaratustra [95/1090] has challenged Mirc0p [284/750] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:13:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/25/18 15:31:09] moveax [325/501] has come upon Zaratustra [302/1090] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:51:50 is removed from moveax's clock.
[01/25/18 20:16:11] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:02:56 from level 84.
[01/26/18 10:45:35] HeavyPodda [951/1024] has challenged Zaratustra [565/1090] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:33:30 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/26/18 16:49:37] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:18 towards level 84.
[01/27/18 20:38:33] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:49:59 towards level 84.
[01/28/18 17:10:51] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:38:44 from level 84.
[01/28/18 22:56:54] Zaratustra and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 23:05:54] dax [398/632] has challenged Zaratustra [453/1090] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:03:54 is added to dax's clock.
[01/29/18 06:02:26] vypr [180/444] has challenged Zaratustra [455/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to vypr's clock.
[01/29/18 07:25:00] Fluttershy, TauPan, and Realmy [1923/2682] have team battled ejai, koyaan, and Zaratustra [635/1809] and won! 1 day, 07:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 11:54:54] sasaniak [659/673] has come upon Zaratustra [429/1090] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:35:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/18 14:25:22] Eiam, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [2402/2518] have team battled JuanMaestro, apiw, and Tenorman [196/2352] and won! 2 days, 01:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 22:13:46] Zaratustra [527/1090] has challenged neurospex [813/1151] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:59:57 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/29/18 23:55:05] Geela [100/416] has challenged Zaratustra [550/1090] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to Geela's clock.
[01/30/18 03:15:32] IdleMaster [590/729] has challenged Zaratustra [635/1090] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:30:25 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/01/18 21:39:57] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:54:22 towards level 84.
[02/02/18 02:08:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 51 days, 00:29:28 from level 84.
[02/02/18 05:45:58] AncalagonThBlack [493/643] has come upon Zaratustra [1075/1090] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:40 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[02/03/18 09:49:49] LukeLR [61/373] has challenged Zaratustra [285/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/03/18 10:50:37] Zaratustra [804/1090] has challenged nfsnobody [428/714] in combat and won! 21 days, 08:22:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/05/18 09:30:20] Tenorman [778/1033] has come upon Zaratustra [290/1090] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:38:19 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/06/18 11:09:32] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:19:39 from level 84.
[02/07/18 11:23:12] Zaratustra [805/1090] has challenged Bradicus [281/740] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:20:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/08/18 11:29:51] Zaratustra and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 14:49:13] double, ilbelkyr, and h00k [870/2471] have team battled damyan, Eiam, and Zaratustra [2193/2543] and lost! 1 day, 14:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/18 21:35:36] brendan stole Zaratustra's level 74 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves their old level 73 set of leggings behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[02/08/18 23:31:35] CornFly [406/1020] has challenged Zaratustra [1057/1089] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:11:34 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/10/18 03:59:44] h00k, Euronur, and Asara [1312/2844] have team battled sunri5e, xayto, and Zaratustra [1083/2375] and won! 0 days, 20:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 02:53:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 5 days, 07:48:59 toward level 84.
[02/11/18 18:55:45] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:34:01 from level 84.
[02/12/18 09:17:20] blizgerg, HeavyPodda, and SlowRiot [1100/3079] have team battled Zaratustra, MadMan, and Doctor [131/3143] and won! 2 days, 18:37:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 22:11:41] ilbelkyr, moveax, and Flonk [1356/1715] have team battled Birdbones, Roxana, and Zaratustra [2107/2759] and lost! 0 days, 20:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/18 23:37:49] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:33:16 towards level 84.
[02/13/18 16:58:15] Zaratustra [143/1089] has come upon nomatame [158/286] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:55:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/18 00:19:55] Bob [141/733] has challenged Zaratustra [649/1089] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Bob's clock.
[02/14/18 06:53:38] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:03:49 towards level 84.
[02/16/18 11:25:01] canton7, Taffer, and Brainiac [1165/2235] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and uhmmm [1379/2667] and lost! 5 days, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 23:42:56] canton7 [718/789] has challenged Zaratustra [604/1089] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:16:52 is removed from canton7's clock.
[02/17/18 13:27:06] Zaratustra [71/1089] has come upon pmden [323/410] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:08:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/17/18 19:52:24] speedmann [49/421] has challenged Zaratustra [747/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:25 is added to speedmann's clock.
[02/17/18 23:09:57] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:43 towards level 84.
[02/18/18 06:26:34] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:41:23 towards level 84.
[02/18/18 19:00:35] Zaratustra [875/1089] has challenged basepi [234/936] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:03:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/19/18 09:05:30] Zaratustra [36/1089] has challenged bigjay [709/1221] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:04:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/18 14:54:05] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:05:39 from level 84.
[02/21/18 23:12:58] crysys [183/662] has challenged Zaratustra [919/1089] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/22/18 02:02:34] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:28:20 from level 84.
[02/25/18 03:11:14] KeboDK, yano, and Zaratustra [1321/2666] have team battled MJ94, pants, and SlowRiot [1392/2483] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/18 03:49:29] Zaratustra [751/1089] has come upon dax [546/698] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:27:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/18 04:05:45] xayto, Zaratustra, and kork [227/2104] have team battled blind, HeavyPodda, and LukeLR [850/2462] and lost! 2 days, 00:38:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/18 04:51:52] unicron [358/765] has challenged Zaratustra [538/1089] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:19:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/25/18 09:53:11] Zaratustra [1039/1089] has challenged KeboDK [182/877] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:45:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/18 13:30:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 15 days, 07:17:39 toward level 84.
[02/25/18 21:20:56] Zaratustra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:05:11 from level 84.
[02/25/18 22:20:08] Zaratustra, meffe, and fattrat [1860/2950] have team battled ncarl747, Mithkabob, and elf [1728/2212] and won! 5 days, 08:05:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 00:03:20] Dork_Knight, mustek, and Zaratustra [2009/2867] have team battled lakwatsero, brendan, and dax [266/2458] and won! 0 days, 02:31:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 19:54:53] Zaratustra [769/1089] has come upon djm [379/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:17:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/26/18 19:54:53] Zaratustra has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:49:36 is added to djm's clock.
[02/27/18 02:58:08] Tenorman [440/1033] has come upon Zaratustra [150/1089] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:17:08 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/27/18 07:06:28] Zaratustra [514/1089] has challenged pfoley [221/648] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:55:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/27/18 15:22:19] Zaratustra [364/1089] has come upon greekman [176/315] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:40:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/01/18 02:33:12] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:44 from level 84.
[03/01/18 03:24:00] SlowRiot [365/943] has come upon Zaratustra [300/1089] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:43:46 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/01/18 07:21:24] Zaratustra [177/1089] has challenged blizgerg [1086/1122] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:30:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/02/18 08:29:12] Zaratustra [371/1089] has challenged JensRex [919/1055] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:41:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/04/18 05:40:56] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:45 towards level 84.
[03/05/18 11:42:39] shandor [0/602] has challenged Zaratustra [215/1089] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/05/18 23:40:12] woonack [16/448] has come upon Zaratustra [829/1089] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:31:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/07/18 05:20:58] AbacusAvenger, Zaratustra, Sharky4, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/18 11:08:15] simple [113/923] has challenged Zaratustra [959/1089] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:42:15 is added to simple's clock.
[03/09/18 12:12:47] MetaNova, MadMan, and kenyon [2/3291] have team battled ohnx, Zaratustra, and holloway [2305/3042] and lost! 4 days, 17:29:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 16:17:34] Cata [118/120] has challenged Zaratustra [339/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Cata's clock.
[03/10/18 16:30:45] SlowRiot, basepi, and Eldoreth [333/2791] have team battled agrajag, bender, and Zaratustra [562/2798] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/18 03:50:24] Eldoreth, Atan, and Sundance [2025/2159] have team battled elf, unicron, and Zaratustra [928/2758] and won! 1 day, 22:40:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 10:17:28] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:31 from level 84.
[03/13/18 04:25:05] xayto, Zaratustra, and MadMan [2026/2871] have team battled m4dc0w, tmberg, and Ais [201/1581] and won! 1 day, 11:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 23:04:56] Milquetoast, Heisenberg, and Zaratustra [615/2761] have team battled apiw, himuraken, and bavi [1482/1866] and lost! 1 day, 02:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 03:57:45] apiw, Zaratustra, and awgh [242/2787] have team battled Brainiac, unicron, and Agent86 [876/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 22:25:07] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:43:26 from level 84.
[03/17/18 02:01:41] Zaratustra [46/1091] has come upon zifnab06 [77/594] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:18:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/18 06:16:58] lipek [1153/1207] has come upon Zaratustra [695/1091] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:06:32 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/17/18 07:54:05] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:46 from level 84.
[03/19/18 16:10:38] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:11:57 from level 84.
[03/19/18 16:48:00] Zaratustra [54/1091] has challenged JensRex [119/1055] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:03:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/20/18 22:21:43] Clearcasting [141/199] has challenged Zaratustra [65/1091] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[03/21/18 06:38:41] Zaratustra [98/1091] has come upon Roxana [583/828] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:30:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/18 06:41:33] Zaratustra [803/1091] has come upon Roxana [609/828] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:56:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/18 17:58:18] Zaratustra and hoglahoo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 20:03:06] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 22:22:27] NRKist [107/232] has challenged Zaratustra [524/1091] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to NRKist's clock.
[03/23/18 01:16:01] cirdan [184/949] has challenged Zaratustra [977/1091] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:47:02 is added to cirdan's clock.
[03/24/18 05:32:16] AgentThom [304/431] has come upon Zaratustra [157/1091] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:03 is removed from AgentThom's clock.
[03/24/18 20:54:47] Zaratustra [990/1091] has come upon allo [427/470] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:51:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/25/18 06:56:01] exotime [280/371] has challenged Zaratustra [890/1091] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to exotime's clock.
[03/25/18 14:11:09] PiotrekD [467/701] has come upon Zaratustra [363/1091] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:01:02 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/26/18 04:11:34] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:25 towards level 84.
[03/26/18 05:50:50] Zaratustra [307/1091] has come upon allo [337/457] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:04:52 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/26/18 18:23:46] jrosmith [258/562] has challenged Zaratustra [189/1091] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[03/26/18 18:23:46] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 273 weapon! jrosmith picks it up, tossing their old level 158 weapon to Zaratustra.
[03/26/18 23:54:27] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:11 towards level 84.
[03/27/18 20:27:20] JensRex, Zaratustra, and Geela [1743/2436] have team battled theemstra, glorgamitch, and pixelate [1375/2176] and won! 0 days, 03:23:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 17:17:58] Zaratustra [828/964] has come upon pixelate [343/503] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:17:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/18 16:26:14] Zaratustra [209/964] has come upon apiw [248/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/02/18 15:44:07] glorgamitch [465/935] has challenged Zaratustra [712/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:44 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[04/03/18 18:03:38] Syloq and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/18 06:12:32] Heisenberg [107/689] has come upon Zaratustra [835/964] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:09 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/04/18 17:51:07] Agent86 [265/592] has come upon Zaratustra [919/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:34:16 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/04/18 19:09:55] Zaratustra and valdur55 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 11:09:18] Heisenberg [171/689] has challenged Zaratustra [111/964] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:16:47 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/05/18 12:51:12] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 14:10:18] Zaratustra [886/964] has challenged Brady [176/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:29:12 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/06/18 11:38:31] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:51 towards level 84.
[04/06/18 22:21:15] Zaratustra [196/964] has challenged allo [218/461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/07/18 10:25:23] awgh [549/871] has challenged Zaratustra [472/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:51 is removed from awgh's clock.
[04/07/18 20:31:59] fattrat [276/1195] has challenged Zaratustra [632/964] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/08/18 08:28:32] HeavyPodda, qwerty, and Zaratustra [857/2835] have team battled seanmnaes, bigjay, and el [20/2306] and won! 1 day, 18:16:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 02:41:44] Zaratustra [468/964] has come upon IdleMaster [301/755] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:10:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/09/18 14:01:16] eva42 [58/1294] has come upon Zaratustra [775/964] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:35:01 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/09/18 19:15:52] MJ94 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 20:22:40] sigmg [358/731] has come upon Zaratustra [689/964] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:50:25 is added to sigmg's clock.
[04/11/18 22:02:12] Zaratustra [16/964] has challenged seanmnaes [457/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/12/18 17:52:06] Birdbones, djm, Zaratustra, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/18 01:11:23] soltys [434/573] has challenged Zaratustra [310/964] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:40:09 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/13/18 08:13:43] LordH [441/1107] has challenged Zaratustra [335/964] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:40:29 is removed from LordH's clock.
[04/13/18 08:13:43] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 123 tunic! LordH picks it up, tossing their old level 93 tunic to Zaratustra.
[04/13/18 08:50:53] Zaratustra, Atan, and cirdan [1294/2456] have team battled Brainiac, Zye, and vegadark [290/2500] and won! 0 days, 00:35:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 11:11:42] Zaratustra [813/931] has challenged mefmef [0/349] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:23:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/13/18 16:38:58] Zaratustra, brycec, and SN4T14 [1487/2538] have team battled mefmef, Mars, and Luamil [91/1622] and won! 4 days, 08:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 21:05:28] Zaratustra [384/931] has come upon Ttech [148/1709] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:47:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/14/18 20:50:37] manish17xxx [499/811] has come upon Zaratustra [910/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:49 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[04/15/18 16:06:32] bender [483/868] has come upon Zaratustra [791/931] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:07:16 is added to bender's clock.
[04/16/18 13:55:54] Zaratustra, freeboson, and robox [1896/2565] have team battled Roxana, damyan, and bozo [2057/2099] and lost! 2 days, 03:38:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 22:16:44] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 11:21:59] Zaratustra and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 17:29:16] Zaratustra, Fluttershy, and idlerpgww [1103/2512] have team battled ruan, Barry, and Syloq [1095/1843] and won! 0 days, 04:34:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 22:52:47] Brady [93/632] has challenged Zaratustra [815/931] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:51:17 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/19/18 01:59:57] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:20:29 from level 85.
[04/20/18 12:14:47] RedW [909/1006] has challenged Zaratustra [846/931] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:20:11 is removed from RedW's clock.
[04/20/18 16:54:51] Yuhno [320/606] has come upon Zaratustra [783/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:55:05 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[04/20/18 19:44:15] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:25 towards level 85.
[04/23/18 06:38:42] idlerpgww [225/532] has challenged Zaratustra [139/931] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:23:38 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[04/23/18 10:06:11] Zaratustra [92/931] has come upon cirdan [138/954] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:06:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/23/18 14:41:37] Zaratustra [486/931] has challenged Lios [623/869] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:27:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/23/18 19:43:26] kork [171/302] has challenged Zaratustra [136/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/24/18 07:34:19] snql [239/294] has challenged Zaratustra [384/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to snql's clock.
[04/25/18 13:29:30] Zaratustra [466/931] has come upon speedmann [285/586] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:22:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/18 05:08:53] Zaratustra [450/931] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [303/719] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:16:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/18 20:35:00] Iri, prime, and Zaratustra [377/1957] have team battled Milquetoast, womblecat, and M00nsl47r [552/1888] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/18 02:37:03] Zaratustra and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 18:20:24] RistoUuranmaki, KeboDK, and borsin [1052/2593] have team battled Zaratustra, womblecat, and soltys [862/2044] and won! 1 day, 06:04:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 20:22:17] Zaratustra [8/931] has come upon SN4T14 [691/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:44:04 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/30/18 06:41:36] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:27:41 from level 85.
[04/30/18 14:47:30] Zaratustra [318/931] has challenged MJ94 [113/717] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:11:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/01/18 05:53:17] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 12:04:12] Zaratustra [791/931] has challenged Khorne [179/1060] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:49:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/03/18 06:31:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 12 days, 14:21:06 toward level 85.
[05/03/18 08:03:49] canton7 [207/788] has come upon Zaratustra [779/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:17:07 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/03/18 09:05:27] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:56 towards level 85.
[05/03/18 23:05:16] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:14 towards level 85.
[05/04/18 19:24:53] Zaratustra [741/931] has challenged Roxana [759/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:07:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/05/18 02:30:56] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:01 towards level 85.
[05/05/18 14:59:23] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:31:01 from level 85.
[05/06/18 15:08:55] Evrial [117/602] has come upon Zaratustra [107/931] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:00:06 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[05/07/18 08:46:09] Zaratustra, allo, and KeboDK [1703/2361] have team battled holloway, fattrat, and gildarts [1044/2664] and won! 5 days, 02:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 07:06:25] Zaratustra [30/931] has challenged ishanyx [221/655] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:01:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/10/18 06:09:30] damyan, Zaratustra, and hannesenator [1696/2943] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Leetistan, and sasaniak [316/1876] and won! 0 days, 11:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 10:21:33] Zaratustra and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 14:16:50] Mrs.BigHead, Geela, and Zaratustra [52/1943] have team battled grooverider, manish17xxx, and J [2543/2897] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/18 22:46:45] Zaratustra [882/931] has come upon pfoley [428/660] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:35:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/12/18 09:06:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 11:14:53 from level 85.
[05/12/18 15:35:05] allo [457/469] has challenged Zaratustra [410/931] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:40:30 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/12/18 15:35:05] allo has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 7 days, 11:31:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/14/18 03:31:20] xayto, Luamil, and Killerkid [1448/2075] have team battled Nistur, Zaratustra, and RBecker [932/2176] and won! 1 day, 08:53:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 06:08:55] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/18 16:01:28] Zaratustra [273/936] has challenged codedeeply [466/850] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:09:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/16/18 17:46:59] KharmaScribbles [37/64] has challenged Zaratustra [726/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:07 is added to KharmaScribbles's clock.
[05/16/18 22:20:32] Zaratustra, mwhahaha, and loomysh [1191/2533] have team battled alephnull, WallIdl, and Tenorman [457/2389] and won! 4 days, 08:13:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 04:14:36] Zaratustra [515/936] has challenged hoglahoo [295/622] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:23:17 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/17/18 12:29:58] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:16:42 towards level 85.
[05/17/18 21:00:59] Courage [0/1] has challenged Zaratustra [457/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to Courage's clock.
[05/18/18 08:33:42] Zaratustra [691/936] has come upon acolarh [272/617] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:09:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/18 15:27:31] Zaratustra [877/936] has challenged Gerdesas [84/605] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:20:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/20/18 08:37:41] niko [390/559] has come upon Zaratustra [847/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:44:36 is added to niko's clock.
[05/20/18 16:31:12] khmerboy [421/426] has come upon Zaratustra [321/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:54:45 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[05/21/18 12:33:20] Zaratustra [340/936] has come upon glorgamitch [805/929] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:08:04 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/21/18 19:09:11] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:05 towards level 85.
[05/24/18 09:13:35] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:28:46 towards level 85.
[05/25/18 03:59:00] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:37 towards level 85.
[05/25/18 11:44:38] Roxana, CompanionCube, and SirMonkeybox [1007/1907] have team battled holloway, Zaratustra, and kenyon [46/3134] and won! 0 days, 00:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 12:14:20] Herb_Tarlek, ishanyx, and Misza [1026/2695] have team battled SpikeX, Zaratustra, and Evrial [2310/2349] and lost! 2 days, 12:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/18 13:46:19] Zaratustra [768/936] has challenged Iri [514/587] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:11:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/26/18 00:40:47] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:37:53 towards level 85.
[05/27/18 04:59:35] Sharky4 [237/642] has challenged Zaratustra [19/936] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:03:18 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[05/28/18 11:38:34] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:22 from level 85.
[05/28/18 11:47:01] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:22:37 towards level 85.
[05/29/18 02:56:09] Wohali, sigmg, and Agent86 [1261/1886] have team battled Zaratustra, Lnk, and Majak [15/2279] and won! 0 days, 02:08:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 03:15:43] Sharky4 [372/642] has come upon Zaratustra [764/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:53:37 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/29/18 08:34:50] csssuf and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 09:25:26] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:46 towards level 85.
[05/29/18 11:25:27] Xenthys [350/503] has come upon Zaratustra [491/936] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 18:53:44 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/30/18 03:06:19] D.Va, lakwatsero, and Lios [1628/1857] have team battled KeboDK, Zaratustra, and shandor [2439/2520] and lost! 3 days, 05:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/18 21:30:43] Zaratustra [6/936] has challenged soltys [409/579] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:55:18 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/31/18 17:46:10] bigjay and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 08:58:57] Crazycatlady [181/556] has come upon Zaratustra [861/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:35:29 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/02/18 05:50:24] Zaratustra [415/936] has challenged xit [638/971] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:55:17 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/04/18 06:41:34] gildarts [450/530] has challenged Zaratustra [67/936] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:52:35 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[06/04/18 16:06:22] Zaratustra [667/936] has come upon mefmef [684/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:46:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/11/18 04:27:53] Majak [337/485] has come upon Zaratustra [112/936] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:08:00 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/11/18 16:38:17] Zaratustra [255/943] has come upon robox [364/812] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:57:00 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/13/18 16:37:30] Arland, max, and hoglahoo [1403/1694] have team battled ilbelkyr, alephnull, and Zaratustra [1596/2404] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/18 01:19:16] pfoley, aismallard, acolarh, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/18 08:27:00] mordac [754/1123] has come upon Zaratustra [718/943] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:46:40 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/17/18 02:31:29] Zaratustra and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 22:47:16] djm, nickware, and eva42 [882/2780] have team battled Zaratustra, dindinx, and JensRex [920/2855] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/18 01:50:26] Psilocybe [318/714] has come upon Zaratustra [123/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:07:09 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/18/18 23:14:03] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:21 towards level 85.
[06/19/18 16:59:31] idlerpgww and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 23:31:26] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:21 towards level 85.
[06/20/18 09:33:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 10:01:05 toward level 85.
[06/20/18 15:17:18] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:29 towards level 85.
[06/20/18 22:07:57] Birdbones, LegendaryQ, and cirdan [810/2714] have team battled PiotrekD, Crazycatlady, and Zaratustra [839/2221] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/18 21:02:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 6 days, 14:53:34 toward level 85.
[06/23/18 00:42:58] Zaratustra and hoglahoo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 07:54:28] Zaratustra [365/950] has come upon Ironhoof [733/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:27:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/25/18 16:05:39] Evrial [154/575] has challenged Zaratustra [485/950] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:15:03 is added to Evrial's clock.
[06/25/18 17:53:17] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:28 from level 85.
[06/25/18 20:18:48] Zaratustra and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 22:07:44] Nofew [760/1223] has challenged Zaratustra [429/950] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:14:18 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/28/18 21:36:43] niko, Zaratustra, and bozo [1884/1993] have team battled shandor, Lnk, and FrodoTheMajestic [740/1653] and won! 0 days, 02:31:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/18 07:15:51] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:28 towards level 85.
[06/29/18 15:09:43] allo, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [778/2173] have team battled crysys, woonack, and theemstra [1195/1997] and lost! 1 day, 13:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 16:39:26] codedeeply [0/863] has challenged Zaratustra [609/950] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:49:36 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[06/30/18 07:59:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 18:41:46 toward level 85.
[06/30/18 09:31:37] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:31 towards level 85.
[06/30/18 17:28:52] J, Axehands, and dindinx [995/1863] have team battled Zaratustra, bootdisk, and Heisenberg [1091/2851] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 21:27:35] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:38 towards level 85.
[07/03/18 09:39:06] mwhahaha, Tim, and ilbelkyr [1721/2130] have team battled Axehands, Zaratustra, and bl4ckscor3 [1346/1739] and won! 0 days, 00:06:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 05:25:56] yano [136/698] has challenged Zaratustra [99/950] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:57:36 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/06/18 23:42:56] Zaratustra [140/1137] has challenged Flonk [6/785] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:41:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/07/18 03:05:35] idlerpgww and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/18 08:54:21] bigjay [711/1332] has challenged Zaratustra [924/1137] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:55:26 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/07/18 09:53:31] MJ94, Ais, and Nistur [1123/1612] have team battled Zaratustra, zankore, and suterismus [1588/3347] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 17:18:01] Zaratustra and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 00:56:08] Geela, Mateusz, and LordH [1717/2435] have team battled Zaratustra, el, and Psilocybe [1920/2735] and lost! 0 days, 20:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/18 08:16:00] Flonk [161/785] has come upon Zaratustra [295/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:58:06 is added to Flonk's clock.
[07/09/18 15:02:49] SirMonkeybox [103/595] has challenged Zaratustra [79/1137] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:16:21 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/10/18 04:03:52] adamchainz [523/597] has come upon Zaratustra [999/1137] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:10:52 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/10/18 08:10:30] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:18 towards level 86.
[07/10/18 09:09:14] Zaratustra [704/1137] has challenged damyan [45/922] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:35:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/10/18 09:23:07] LukeLR, KeboDK, and khmerboy [1095/2129] have team battled kenyon, meffe, and Zaratustra [1895/2871] and lost! 0 days, 18:12:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 02:52:06] Lnk, Psilocybe, and theemstra [2110/2375] have team battled Zaratustra, rxcomm, and mwhahaha [1088/3042] and won! 1 day, 16:25:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 01:37:44] loomysh [664/751] has come upon Zaratustra [435/1137] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:07:45 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[07/12/18 15:51:37] Zaratustra [349/1137] has come upon Sixbierehomme [400/443] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:21:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/13/18 05:21:03] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:59:04 towards level 86.
[07/14/18 07:47:27] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:48:41 from level 86.
[07/14/18 08:52:49] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:50:43 towards level 86.
[07/14/18 22:22:36] Heisenberg and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/18 23:55:11] useless, M144, and qwerty [936/1432] have team battled niko, Zaratustra, and el [1171/2652] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/18 04:48:26] sigmg [566/731] has come upon Zaratustra [1034/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:06 is added to sigmg's clock.
[07/15/18 12:25:25] Khorne, sigmg, and greekman [1183/2423] have team battled Zaratustra, brycec, and uhmmm [1089/2806] and won! 1 day, 18:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 04:57:20] Zaratustra [896/1137] has challenged dclaw123 [433/1026] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:50:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/16/18 18:01:55] Milquetoast [585/947] has challenged Zaratustra [66/1137] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:07:55 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/17/18 17:15:49] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:03 towards level 86.
[07/17/18 22:11:50] Zaratustra [1051/1137] has challenged awgh [368/943] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:56:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/18/18 20:20:59] Heisenberg and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/18 17:26:59] Zaratustra [312/1137] has challenged csc2ya [257/405] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:52:59 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/20/18 01:13:51] Birdbones, Zaratustra, and holloway [2840/3390] have team battled M144, vegadark, and womblecat [1283/1631] and won! 2 days, 13:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/18 02:03:14] sheu [126/239] has challenged Zaratustra [343/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/21/18 02:31:15] Psilocybe [106/723] has come upon Zaratustra [389/1137] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:42:42 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/21/18 03:18:37] Cypher, Atan, djm, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/18 07:01:37] JuanMaestro [590/871] has come upon Zaratustra [945/1137] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:40:09 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/23/18 07:01:15] Zaratustra, Eldoreth, and petrichor [911/3265] have team battled CornFly, Syloq, and womblecat [26/2225] and won! 0 days, 22:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 08:09:07] Tim [146/400] has come upon Zaratustra [972/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:47 is added to Tim's clock.
[07/23/18 09:11:50] Tim [140/400] has come upon Zaratustra [445/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:12 is added to Tim's clock.
[07/23/18 11:07:49] grooverider [259/1303] has come upon Zaratustra [942/1137] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:07:12 is added to grooverider's clock.
[07/23/18 12:10:36] SpikeX [90/841] has come upon Zaratustra [366/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:23 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[07/24/18 12:00:29] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:08 towards level 86.
[07/25/18 05:59:24] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:29 towards level 86.
[07/26/18 19:22:51] Zaratustra [712/1137] has come upon Roxana [771/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/27/18 01:33:11] LukeLR, Zaratustra, and damyan [1003/2743] have team battled alephnull, jrosmith, and el [1782/2390] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 13:26:36] Birdbones [804/1274] has come upon Zaratustra [135/1137] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:48:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/27/18 19:32:05] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:24 towards level 86.
[07/29/18 00:13:15] PinkiePie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 14:40:24] elbie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 17:06:03] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 03:55:05] Zaratustra and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 15:33:31] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:16 towards level 86.
[07/31/18 20:25:28] max, Andries, Zaratustra, and Psilocybe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/18 23:54:18] Zaratustra [749/1137] has challenged vox [52/1179] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/01/18 09:15:51] Zaratustra [496/1137] has challenged Cameron_D [446/1627] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:02:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/03/18 06:17:56] bobvador, Tim, and el [854/1913] have team battled Gerdesas, Zaratustra, and ilbelkyr [94/2643] and won! 0 days, 07:17:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/18 16:42:03] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:12:56 towards level 87.
[08/04/18 16:13:01] dindinx [437/909] has come upon Zaratustra [181/1137] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:48:24 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[08/05/18 05:30:48] borsin [196/540] has come upon Zaratustra [97/1137] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:08:46 is removed from borsin's clock.
[08/06/18 01:28:13] canton7 [660/830] has challenged Zaratustra [492/1137] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from canton7's clock.
[08/06/18 03:38:54] ishanyx [136/631] has challenged Zaratustra [213/1137] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:42:20 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[08/07/18 16:11:14] brendan [1288/1489] has challenged Zaratustra [133/1137] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:16:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/07/18 21:07:30] kier, bigjay, and sheu [2018/2658] have team battled Zaratustra, AncalagonThBlack, and jrosmith [170/2725] and won! 0 days, 06:01:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/18 23:40:33] nickware, dax, and Zaratustra [991/2590] have team battled TimWolla, el, and dwfreed [1274/2127] and lost! 1 day, 22:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 12:21:36] allo, Gizmokid2005, and nickware [886/2402] have team battled vegadark, SpikeX, and Zaratustra [529/2577] and won! 2 days, 11:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 01:04:08] Zaratustra [741/1140] has challenged csc2ya [310/405] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:03:40 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/10/18 11:10:25] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:26:28 towards level 87.
[08/11/18 00:08:48] dclaw123, KeboDK, and Zaratustra [608/3145] have team battled dxtr, Tim, and Gerdesas [429/1506] and won! 3 days, 20:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/18 16:28:26] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:03:09 from level 87.
[08/11/18 20:58:32] Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and Khorne [1268/3102] have team battled brycec, dindinx, and JuanMaestro [1636/2562] and lost! 9 days, 23:32:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 00:35:23] bootdisk [201/981] has come upon Zaratustra [434/1140] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:44:20 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[08/12/18 01:30:07] CornFly [295/1204] has challenged Zaratustra [797/1140] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:44:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/12/18 10:46:59] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/18 23:27:59] Tim, mwhahaha, and Zaratustra [1724/2499] have team battled brendan, ncarl747, and idlerpgww [1840/2816] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 09:57:37] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:15:49 towards level 87.
[08/13/18 11:32:06] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:42:40 towards level 87.
[08/13/18 23:05:47] MrGlass [478/865] has come upon Zaratustra [61/1145] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:17:20 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[08/14/18 16:45:47] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:51 towards level 87.
[08/16/18 21:29:30] kier, el, and vegadark [2327/2386] have team battled Crazycatlady, Zaratustra, and KeboDK [794/2709] and won! 3 days, 17:28:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 09:00:06] Crazycatlady [286/585] has challenged Zaratustra [432/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:30:03 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/18/18 04:56:36] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/18 05:42:15] canton7, Elgo, and wulk [1773/1811] have team battled sheu, Zaratustra, and adamus1red [1396/1877] and won! 7 days, 11:39:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 11:04:36] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:20:12 from level 87.
[08/20/18 06:05:01] Atan [110/541] has come upon Zaratustra [75/1149] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:57:50 is removed from Atan's clock.
[08/20/18 07:41:19] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:54:18 from level 87.
[08/20/18 15:44:30] Crazycatlady [17/594] has come upon Zaratustra [701/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:32:47 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/21/18 02:00:22] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:53:39 towards level 87.
[08/21/18 05:27:22] Zaratustra [1093/1149] has come upon bobvador [492/579] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:15:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/21/18 11:51:40] IndigoTiger, woonack, and valdur55 [1167/2514] have team battled dax, Zaratustra, and Atan [2230/2305] and lost! 0 days, 16:48:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/18 14:44:20] sigmg, Tor, and Zaratustra [743/2976] have team battled bozo, tmberg, and Herb_Tarlek [758/2365] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/18 05:03:49] lagertonne [20/120] has challenged Zaratustra [525/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:21 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[08/24/18 18:43:17] vrillusions, Zaratustra, and Vroomfondel [1953/3205] have team battled soltys, Lemongrab, and AngryParsley [726/2632] and won! 2 days, 05:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 21:07:39] Sixbierehomme, Zaratustra, Tenorman, and SCSi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/18 14:37:46] Zaratustra [466/1149] has come upon vrillusions [1260/1296] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:48:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/29/18 14:37:46] Zaratustra [1032/1149] has come upon vrillusions [50/1296] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:32:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/30/18 07:47:05] Taffer, Zye, and petrichor [2649/2881] have team battled freeboson, Zaratustra, and Majak [2136/2682] and won! 2 days, 06:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 20:14:14] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:50:41 from level 87.
[08/31/18 06:06:32] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:57 towards level 87.
[08/31/18 07:37:32] Zaratustra [338/1149] has challenged mwhahaha [799/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:41:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/01/18 13:53:07] dwfreed and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 15:49:55] Zaratustra [385/1149] has come upon useless [489/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:10:41 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/01/18 18:50:45] Ttech [1171/1685] has challenged Zaratustra [115/1149] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:43:00 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/02/18 01:52:56] AbacusAvenger [55/858] has challenged Zaratustra [459/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:25 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[09/02/18 19:09:39] darkmage, freeboson, and Zaratustra [2752/3065] have team battled bootdisk, mwhahaha, and ohnx [289/3000] and won! 0 days, 14:12:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/18 01:42:55] SCSi [375/424] has challenged Zaratustra [504/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/03/18 13:11:59] Zaratustra, mefmef, and kenyon [1838/2976] have team battled Syloq, Khorne, and Yuhno [965/2195] and won! 1 day, 17:28:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 19:18:40] Eldoreth [176/940] has come upon Zaratustra [642/1149] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 05:55:19 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/04/18 23:39:19] Lnk [216/884] has come upon Zaratustra [862/1149] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:34:36 is added to Lnk's clock.
[09/05/18 10:19:13] Zaratustra [273/1149] has challenged irix [442/1020] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:45:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/06/18 05:48:05] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:21 towards level 87.
[09/06/18 17:17:38] Andries and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 20:30:22] pants [813/875] has challenged Zaratustra [896/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:22 is added to pants's clock.
[09/07/18 18:42:26] JuanMaestro [120/877] has come upon Zaratustra [498/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:54 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/07/18 19:37:43] pants [264/875] has challenged Zaratustra [460/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:22:35 is added to pants's clock.
[09/07/18 22:38:44] Zaratustra [840/1149] has challenged sjefen6 [143/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:45:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/07/18 22:38:44] In the fierce battle, sjefen6 dropped their level 51 pair of gloves! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing their old level 44 pair of gloves to sjefen6.
[09/08/18 08:45:57] donpdonp [95/181] has challenged Zaratustra [371/1157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to donpdonp's clock.
[09/08/18 13:43:40] damyan [86/918] has challenged Zaratustra [557/1157] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:14:48 is added to damyan's clock.
[09/09/18 01:47:38] Zaratustra [174/1157] has challenged woonack [213/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:39 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/09/18 18:53:09] Zaratustra [238/1157] has challenged Cameron_D [579/1648] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:49:04 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/10/18 08:41:06] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 07:19:01] Zaratustra lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:31:33 from level 87.
[09/11/18 15:12:57] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:46 towards level 87.
[09/11/18 23:53:34] max, SirMonkeybox, and Zaratustra [1104/2321] have team battled irix, mustek, and sjefen6 [1483/2539] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/18 02:43:40] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:48:07 from level 87.
[09/12/18 03:31:59] Zaratustra and Vroomfondel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 07:22:59] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:59 towards level 87.
[09/12/18 21:56:59] Syloq and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/18 21:10:38] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:22 from level 87.
[09/13/18 22:33:34] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:35 towards level 87.
[09/16/18 07:11:31] kenyon, IndigoTiger, HeavyPodda, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/18 01:21:21] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 11:41:27] Zaratustra and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 21:58:54] Zaratustra [572/1157] has challenged Syloq [115/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/18/18 02:09:03] womblecat, crysys, and woonack [168/1823] have team battled Zaratustra, Courage, and kier [694/2406] and lost! 0 days, 11:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/18 11:10:55] dwfreed and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 13:40:27] Zaratustra [1112/1166] has challenged dxtr [116/676] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:55:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/19/18 02:08:26] bigjay [733/1342] has challenged Zaratustra [787/1166] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:40:00 is added to bigjay's clock.
[09/19/18 02:22:34] Misza, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [330/2196] have team battled m0shbear, Zaratustra, and HellSpawn [1584/2310] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/18 07:14:54] allo [508/543] has come upon Zaratustra [1103/1166] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 14:17:10 is added to allo's clock.
[09/20/18 13:14:10] Zaratustra [992/1166] has come upon ohnx [475/1045] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:25:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/21/18 08:26:58] brendan [1293/1374] has challenged Zaratustra [613/1166] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:52:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/18 11:18:04] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/18 15:45:25] m0shbear, zifnab06, and canton7 [921/2176] have team battled Zaratustra, elf, and darkmage [528/3414] and won! 4 days, 19:51:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 14:54:30] Zaratustra [974/1171] has come upon sjefen6 [512/787] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:46:23 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/24/18 02:54:40] Zaratustra [480/1171] has come upon AbacusAvenger [129/858] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:43:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/24/18 07:31:13] Zaratustra and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/18 19:12:59] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:21:37 from level 88.
[09/25/18 07:17:27] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:07:03 from level 88.
[09/25/18 20:34:12] Zaratustra [175/1171] has come upon PinkiePie [312/869] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:56:08 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/25/18 23:46:03] Zaratustra, HeavyPodda, and alephnull [2495/2770] have team battled Cypher, borsin, and woonack [800/2313] and won! 2 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 04:18:19] Zaratustra [932/1171] has come upon ohnx [845/1045] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:09:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/28/18 01:00:56] gildarts and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 03:48:01] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:21:53 towards level 88.
[09/30/18 11:25:11] sparrowhawk [183/222] has challenged Zaratustra [1082/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[09/30/18 18:13:47] shymega [201/623] has come upon Zaratustra [315/1164] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:30 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/30/18 19:25:05] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:10 towards level 88.
[10/01/18 06:39:40] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:37:03 towards level 88.
[10/01/18 17:53:28] Zaratustra [128/1164] has challenged TimWolla [287/756] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:46:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/01/18 18:27:45] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:18 from level 88.
[10/02/18 03:01:43] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:24:05 from level 88.
[10/03/18 23:47:42] Crazycatlady and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/18 14:02:54] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:10:55 from level 88.
[10/04/18 17:41:51] Brady [474/677] has come upon Zaratustra [43/1164] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:00:23 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/05/18 11:13:28] Zaratustra and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 11:24:32] Zaratustra [15/1164] has challenged tmberg [806/1050] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:30:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/06/18 01:11:13] Mithkabob, HeavyPodda, and Zaratustra [355/2597] have team battled ncarl747, Yuhno, and Tor [396/2573] and lost! 5 days, 04:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 15:59:25] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/18 22:08:29] Zaratustra [164/1170] has come upon ohnx [732/1045] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:42:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/07/18 22:31:22] Andries and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 22:53:13] Zaratustra [311/1170] has challenged buksi [423/836] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:26:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/09/18 01:54:11] Yuhno [645/671] has challenged Zaratustra [791/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:19:12 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[10/10/18 02:30:21] el, Zaratustra, and DrJosh9000 [2006/2275] have team battled crysys, theZoMBiE, and psycho [392/1376] and won! 0 days, 00:17:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 05:09:19] MrGlass [385/963] has challenged Zaratustra [523/1170] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/12/18 06:35:43] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:39 towards level 88.
[10/12/18 12:31:59] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:30:20 towards level 88.
[10/16/18 23:39:54] dindinx and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 12:07:10] dindinx and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 20:46:04] canton7, Zaratustra, and vegadark [2048/2474] have team battled brendan, petrichor, and JuanMaestro [2225/3478] and lost! 6 days, 07:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 00:05:02] Zaratustra and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 02:38:57] dxtr and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 08:54:34] alephnull [210/638] has come upon Zaratustra [305/1170] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:04:07 is added to alephnull's clock.
[10/20/18 05:22:25] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:29 towards level 88.
[10/20/18 10:00:10] SpikeX [449/820] has come upon Zaratustra [395/1170] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:32:39 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[10/20/18 19:38:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 14 days, 02:58:42 toward level 88.
[10/21/18 08:16:01] Ivusior [29/224] has challenged Zaratustra [972/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to Ivusior's clock.
[10/22/18 10:17:27] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:45 towards level 88.
[10/22/18 16:27:11] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:28 towards level 88.
[10/23/18 06:47:03] Zaratustra, LegendaryQ, and el [2014/2540] have team battled Ttech, Lemelisk, and xit [1181/3959] and won! 0 days, 23:32:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 18:50:32] Zaratustra [1006/1170] has challenged Lnk [415/887] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/25/18 10:52:03] SirMonkeybox and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/18 17:34:05] Saturnaal [56/68] has challenged Zaratustra [656/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to Saturnaal's clock.
[10/26/18 23:23:32] Zaratustra [618/1170] has come upon acolarh [79/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:19:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/27/18 03:35:35] dxtr, yano, and KeboDK [1970/2628] have team battled DrJosh9000, SCSi, and Zaratustra [1979/2017] and lost! 1 day, 13:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 11:21:16] KeboDK [626/1008] has challenged Zaratustra [652/1170] in combat and lost! 13 days, 04:14:55 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[10/27/18 14:46:10] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:23 towards level 88.
[10/28/18 19:09:56] cirdan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 11:32:02] Zaratustra [162/1170] has challenged Luamil [108/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:01:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/29/18 22:34:34] Zaratustra [1158/1170] has come upon holloway [118/977] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:53:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/30/18 11:47:45] petrichor, IRPG, and Sharky4 [2136/2285] have team battled Zaratustra, CornFly, and MadMan [2452/3492] and lost! 0 days, 09:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/18 02:07:47] Zaratustra [43/1170] has challenged blizgerg [187/1220] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:02:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/31/18 07:08:33] Zaratustra [83/1170] has come upon holloway [410/977] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:39:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/31/18 19:37:25] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:54:12 towards level 89.
[11/01/18 00:09:53] jrosmith [70/893] has come upon Zaratustra [70/1170] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:01:27 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[11/03/18 17:41:30] Zaratustra [1109/1170] has challenged Eldoreth [408/979] in combat and won! 16 days, 11:41:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/03/18 18:41:42] tmberg [448/1050] has challenged Zaratustra [263/1170] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:18:52 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/04/18 09:04:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 27 days, 03:54:09 toward level 89.
[11/05/18 07:04:47] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:54 towards level 89.
[11/05/18 10:00:57] BagelBites [132/353] has come upon Zaratustra [71/1170] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:18 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[11/06/18 08:23:59] bp [13/176] has challenged Zaratustra [518/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to bp's clock.
[11/06/18 08:49:25] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:38:28 towards level 89.
[11/06/18 17:26:55] Saturnaal [199/216] has come upon Zaratustra [625/1170] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:09 is added to Saturnaal's clock.
[11/07/18 04:59:05] GilbertErik [609/686] has challenged Zaratustra [368/1170] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:05:07 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[11/09/18 08:56:37] FSM [88/426] has come upon Zaratustra [680/1170] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:24 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/09/18 15:14:01] Zaratustra and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/18 03:02:35] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:18:24 from level 89.
[11/10/18 04:39:08] Zaratustra [712/1170] has come upon MetaNova [250/1043] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:57:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/10/18 07:01:01] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 01:48:02] simple [327/1106] has come upon Zaratustra [127/1170] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:24:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/18 19:08:07] Zaratustra [620/1170] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [142/438] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:05:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/13/18 15:01:31] dax, Pici, and Nistur [1617/2247] have team battled elbie, Bahhumbug, and Zaratustra [1481/2732] and won! 0 days, 12:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/18 20:39:35] Yuhno [207/671] has challenged Zaratustra [410/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:47 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[11/15/18 12:35:49] IRPG [361/378] has challenged Zaratustra [994/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to IRPG's clock.
[11/16/18 05:10:54] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:27 towards level 89.
[11/16/18 06:47:27] Zaratustra [583/1170] has challenged xayto [288/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:19:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/18/18 06:11:35] idlerpgww and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 18:24:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 04:29:04 from level 89.
[11/21/18 04:27:15] Zaratustra [250/1170] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [57/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/21/18 12:22:46] elf, Beavis, and sunri5e [3221/3340] have team battled Zaratustra, IndigoTiger, and D.Va [1792/2821] and won! 1 day, 02:29:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/18 05:24:44] Zaratustra [286/1170] has challenged bootdisk [988/1192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:51:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/24/18 07:11:01] kenyon and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/18 03:39:50] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:02 towards level 89.
[11/26/18 15:53:44] AncalagonThBlack and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 17:17:37] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:26 towards level 89.
[11/27/18 04:13:01] Nofew [947/1050] has come upon Zaratustra [685/1170] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:36:39 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/27/18 10:12:49] Zaratustra [271/1170] has challenged holloway [706/977] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:40:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/29/18 00:50:06] Birdbones [149/1302] has come upon Zaratustra [1030/1170] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:14:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/29/18 09:06:45] Zaratustra and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 04:48:02] Zaratustra [256/1170] has come upon Yuhno [250/674] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:04:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/01/18 05:39:58] Xenofex [400/442] has come upon Zaratustra [307/1170] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:15:33 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[12/01/18 11:52:10] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:31:11 towards level 90.
[12/03/18 06:05:31] Zaratustra fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Zaratustra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/18 16:00:52] agrajag [684/996] has come upon Zaratustra [547/1162] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:09:10 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[12/04/18 18:27:39] nickware [457/903] has challenged Zaratustra [524/1162] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:05 is added to nickware's clock.
[12/04/18 18:57:24] Zaratustra and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 19:35:53] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:34:19 towards level 90.
[12/07/18 16:59:36] Mars, MrGlass, and bobvador [1468/2634] have team battled bootdisk, useless, and Zaratustra [2465/3211] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/18 14:31:07] Sundance, Crazycatlady, Zaratustra, and lipek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/18 04:01:28] Jay_of_Delucia [151/378] has come upon Zaratustra [1103/1162] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:32:34 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[12/09/18 07:22:03] Zoddo, mistaEvO8, and pfoley [174/2088] have team battled Sharky4, womblecat, and Zaratustra [552/2501] and lost! 0 days, 09:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 10:34:56] lipek [547/1233] has come upon Zaratustra [1120/1162] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:53:30 is added to lipek's clock.
[12/10/18 19:37:39] Zaratustra [1102/1162] has come upon djm [10/811] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:25:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/12/18 10:13:34] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:55:58 towards level 90.
[12/14/18 09:49:30] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:13 towards level 90.
[12/17/18 00:15:59] Zaratustra [894/1162] has challenged Crazycatlady [163/620] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:44:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/18/18 16:25:10] vegadark [62/706] has challenged Zaratustra [607/1162] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:13:12 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/18/18 21:51:51] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 01:27:12] Mirc0p [718/748] has challenged Zaratustra [391/1162] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:20:15 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[12/19/18 05:35:28] m0shbear, sunri5e, and Zaratustra [420/3096] have team battled csc2ya, Zye, and manish17xxx [801/2544] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/18 12:59:50] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:37 from level 90.
[12/20/18 13:35:28] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:54 towards level 90.
[12/20/18 20:13:51] Andries, Zaratustra, elf, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/18 02:20:55] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:45 from level 90.
[12/21/18 18:16:15] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:03 towards level 90.
[12/22/18 10:01:36] Zaratustra [935/1162] has come upon gildarts [86/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:50:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/22/18 20:37:19] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:03 towards level 90.
[12/23/18 15:35:37] Zye [1147/1395] has come upon Zaratustra [1115/1162] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:34:06 is removed from Zye's clock.
[12/24/18 00:57:01] TauPan [67/407] has challenged Zaratustra [773/1162] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:42:31 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/24/18 15:49:23] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:45 from level 90.
[12/24/18 16:00:25] brycec [14/1202] has challenged Zaratustra [1083/1162] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:22:35 is added to brycec's clock.
[12/25/18 01:11:18] Zaratustra [262/1162] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [592/882] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/26/18 18:10:43] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 12:15:56 from level 91.
[12/27/18 02:52:16] Yuhno and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 06:49:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 19 days, 17:55:09 toward level 91.
[12/28/18 03:19:35] bebbet [93/561] has come upon Zaratustra [895/1162] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:26:32 is added to bebbet's clock.
[12/29/18 01:09:57] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:32:57 from level 91.
[12/29/18 18:28:25] ncarl747 [258/802] has challenged Zaratustra [191/1162] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:40:41 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[12/30/18 12:46:27] Tor [1051/1145] has come upon Zaratustra [525/1162] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:00:33 is removed from Tor's clock.
[12/30/18 12:46:27] Tor has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 8 days, 23:51:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/31/18 15:39:04] Zaratustra [935/1162] has challenged elbie [795/969] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:41:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/31/18 18:07:43] dclaw123, Reilly, and snakegums [136/1674] have team battled SpikeX, sjums_the_great, and Zaratustra [22/2482] and won! 0 days, 00:16:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 00:08:05] KeboDK [432/1059] has come upon Zaratustra [1020/1162] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:25 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[01/02/19 04:54:38] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:33:35 towards level 91.
[01/02/19 12:49:35] Zaratustra [142/1162] has challenged BagelBites [122/537] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:48:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/02/19 23:29:42] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:36:45 towards level 91.
[01/03/19 11:55:03] Zaratustra [1153/1162] has challenged djm [163/807] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:47:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/19 13:57:18] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:36:29 towards level 91.
[01/03/19 17:20:19] Lemelisk [225/1341] has come upon Zaratustra [458/1162] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:24:48 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[01/04/19 06:05:32] gildarts and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 06:21:54] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:25:17 towards level 91.
[01/04/19 13:26:42] Zaratustra [844/1162] has come upon D.Va [151/776] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:00:40 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/06/19 00:26:14] Zaratustra [1071/1162] has come upon ToHellWithGA [658/954] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:26:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/06/19 07:56:06] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:40 towards level 91.
[01/07/19 04:13:36] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:35 towards level 91.
[01/11/19 05:58:39] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:50 towards level 91.
[01/11/19 17:42:43] bigjay [374/1435] has challenged Zaratustra [594/1162] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:28:24 is added to bigjay's clock.
[01/12/19 12:19:03] M144, Zaratustra, and buksi [416/2441] have team battled Lnk, HeavyPodda, and holloway [2403/2921] and lost! 1 day, 05:39:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 16:48:26] agrajag [652/1002] has challenged Zaratustra [557/1162] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:51:22 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[01/13/19 13:26:16] Zaratustra, Cameron_D, and bebbet [337/3318] have team battled grooverider, xonic, and dclaw123 [1440/2808] and lost! 1 day, 06:33:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/19 16:55:06] Zaratustra [745/1162] has come upon Eldoreth [995/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:08:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/15/19 01:55:11] Sullivan [69/244] has challenged Zaratustra [188/1162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[01/16/19 07:35:58] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:37 towards level 91.
[01/17/19 05:05:45] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:36:22 from level 91.
[01/17/19 17:43:37] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/19 23:43:18] Brady, Scornn, and el [2156/2226] have team battled woonack, AbacusAvenger, and Zaratustra [2379/2541] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/19 00:25:51] Zaratustra [613/1171] has challenged Nistur [739/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:40:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/19 19:20:33] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:31 towards level 91.
[01/29/19 02:52:53] Zaratustra and Phreaker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/19 16:52:04] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:57 towards level 91.
[01/30/19 05:41:53] Zaratustra and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 09:59:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 21:54:31 toward level 91.
[01/30/19 10:02:28] Zaratustra [93/1171] has come upon ishanyx [578/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/30/19 21:45:24] Zaratustra [1115/1171] has challenged autist [180/391] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:57:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/31/19 04:32:44] Zaratustra [798/1171] has come upon ilbelkyr [246/949] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:46:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/31/19 04:36:03] Zaratustra, MetaNova, and M144 [1114/2679] have team battled grooverider, Sam, and lipek [847/3293] and won! 0 days, 09:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 05:09:35] MJ94, Lemelisk, and KeboDK [1869/2862] have team battled ohnx, Scornn, and Zaratustra [534/2462] and won! 0 days, 03:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 04:06:02] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:35:32 towards level 92.
[02/02/19 20:53:42] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:56:50 towards level 92.
[02/03/19 01:15:53] Zaratustra [509/1171] has come upon Globalirc [568/788] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:44:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/03/19 06:21:49] Zaratustra [192/1171] has challenged jbroome [458/469] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:52:18 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/04/19 11:25:32] brendan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 17:28:22] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:53:14 towards level 92.
[02/05/19 01:30:13] Zaratustra [452/1171] has come upon Zoddo [105/1118] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:33:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/06/19 10:56:13] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/19 00:21:28] dayman [226/246] has challenged Zaratustra [1140/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to dayman's clock.
[02/09/19 21:59:45] Bradicus [565/820] has challenged Zaratustra [1048/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:37:11 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[02/10/19 00:46:34] Zaratustra [34/1171] has come upon ohnx [509/840] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:49:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/19 13:31:52] Zaratustra, kork, and autist [1055/1933] have team battled Lemelisk, acolarh, and shandor [1178/2686] and lost! 1 day, 23:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 08:06:30] Zaratustra, buksi, and tspange [2013/2670] have team battled mustek, xonic, and TimWolla [2464/2936] and lost! 5 days, 23:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 11:16:07] Zaratustra [1066/1171] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [250/430] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:37:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/19 12:10:14] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:44:16 from level 92.
[02/14/19 17:27:50] HellSpawn [341/450] has challenged Zaratustra [567/1171] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:11:38 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[02/14/19 20:48:48] xit, Lnk, and SirMonkeybox [1625/2393] have team battled agrajag, Eldoreth, and Zaratustra [3033/3189] and lost! 1 day, 02:01:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/19 19:29:05] Psilocybe [213/753] has challenged Zaratustra [1044/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:54:39 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[02/16/19 01:19:57] SCSi [70/547] has come upon Zaratustra [217/1171] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:47:11 is added to SCSi's clock.
[02/17/19 07:36:13] Ttech stole Zaratustra's level 88 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Ttech leaves their old level 67 set of leggings behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[02/17/19 08:43:19] lagertonne, mistaEvO8, and Reilly [361/1719] have team battled Zaratustra, skarlso, and HeavyPodda [186/2496] and won! 0 days, 17:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 23:13:33] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:26:41 from level 92.
[02/18/19 08:28:13] Majak and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/19 06:08:52] Zaratustra and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/19 13:28:57] blabber [93/404] has challenged Zaratustra [987/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to blabber's clock.
[02/20/19 07:56:33] Zaratustra, MrGlass, and Nofew [2185/2888] have team battled el, Reilly, and dxtr [1393/2310] and won! 6 days, 08:39:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/19 09:14:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 10 days, 16:39:03 toward level 92.
[02/20/19 10:03:12] Zaratustra [502/1148] has come upon ishanyx [635/638] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:09:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/19 10:21:46] Zaratustra [774/1148] has come upon Eldoreth [868/1016] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:09:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/19 15:56:31] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:47:45 from level 92.
[02/20/19 21:35:21] Reilly, Ttech, and dxtr [1205/3095] have team battled fattrat, Curious_Onion, and Zaratustra [2813/3109] and lost! 3 days, 21:29:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/19 23:13:52] bookworm [155/303] has challenged Zaratustra [516/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:20 is added to bookworm's clock.
[02/21/19 21:07:14] dxtr and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 19:47:54] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:11:26 towards level 92.
[02/22/19 21:18:13] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:42:40 from level 92.
[02/24/19 01:36:23] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:03 from level 92.
[02/26/19 16:09:56] Sixbierehomme and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 09:37:13] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:51:03 from level 92.
[03/02/19 11:38:39] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:45 towards level 92.
[03/02/19 23:28:10] WallIdl, suterismus, and fattrat [3179/3277] have team battled MrGlass, Zaratustra, and m0shbear [2452/2980] and won! 1 day, 17:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 01:09:07] KeboDK, Zaratustra, and loomysh [1871/2715] have team battled Bahhumbug, Curious_Onion, and elbie [340/2589] and won! 2 days, 17:40:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 09:57:27] zygren [231/492] has challenged Zaratustra [910/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:33:24 is added to zygren's clock.
[03/03/19 17:02:54] Zaratustra and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 20:06:36] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:14 towards level 92.
[03/04/19 03:01:31] Zaratustra [1098/1148] has challenged Bkid [481/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:27:17 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/05/19 02:07:04] Zaratustra [19/1148] has challenged tmberg [29/1395] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/08/19 16:25:37] Zaratustra [964/1148] has challenged HellSpawn [288/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/08/19 20:33:45] Zaratustra [376/1148] has come upon holloway [952/1035] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/09/19 03:27:49] Zaratustra [880/1148] has challenged Everyman [618/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:13:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/09/19 03:27:49] In the fierce battle, Everyman dropped their level 57 helm! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing their old level 35 helm to Everyman.
[03/09/19 07:03:10] IceeVeeCee [130/293] has challenged Zaratustra [190/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to IceeVeeCee's clock.
[03/10/19 02:55:37] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:35 towards level 92.
[03/10/19 08:33:39] irix [462/921] has challenged Zaratustra [387/1172] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:36:05 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/10/19 13:23:46] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/19 12:28:10] Zaratustra [568/1172] has challenged shandor [283/579] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:12:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/13/19 07:08:01] Zaratustra [706/1172] has come upon rxcomm [127/1079] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:02:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/13/19 16:30:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 24 days, 17:32:29 toward level 93.
[03/14/19 22:53:14] GilbertErik [47/844] has come upon Zaratustra [276/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:17 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/16/19 04:38:50] vegadark, hannesenator, and Zaratustra [1255/3061] have team battled allo, fattrat, and Nofew [2328/2682] and lost! 4 days, 10:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/19 10:03:14] idlerpgww [426/730] has challenged Zaratustra [1135/1172] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:56:07 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/16/19 14:19:09] Faker [61/101] has challenged Zaratustra [219/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:22 is added to Faker's clock.
[03/17/19 06:26:18] Euph0ria [74/90] has challenged Zaratustra [759/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:57 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[03/17/19 08:10:10] djm, JuanMaestro, and Iceman [1563/2106] have team battled holloway, woonack, and Zaratustra [1409/2675] and won! 0 days, 13:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 22:57:07] TauPan, strife, and Eiam [1053/1582] have team battled Zaratustra, MaryMaid, and fattrat [1289/2581] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 13:21:37] Zaratustra, ncarl747, and osannatas [130/2753] have team battled tmberg, yano, and hannesenator [1112/3269] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 04:10:58] nickware [579/973] has challenged Zaratustra [239/1172] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:43:27 is removed from nickware's clock.
[03/19/19 12:07:56] osannatas, womblecat, and Sharky4 [1048/2207] have team battled bookworm, L, and Zaratustra [1445/2023] and lost! 0 days, 08:41:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 18:11:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 11 days, 09:06:20 toward level 93.
[03/19/19 19:01:30] Zaratustra [457/1172] has come upon dindinx [1005/1007] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:50:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/19 20:20:36] Xenthys [228/547] has challenged Zaratustra [220/1172] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:13:12 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[03/20/19 11:17:16] Euph0ria [202/203] has challenged Zaratustra [1126/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[03/20/19 17:51:16] Bkid, Zaratustra, grooverider, and MiddlewareMonkey have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/19 12:43:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 2 days, 22:16:43 toward level 93.
[03/23/19 15:57:20] Tenorman [157/1087] has come upon Zaratustra [439/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:19 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/24/19 05:24:45] Zaratustra [219/1172] has come upon woonack [0/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:09:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/24/19 11:39:43] bisco [187/242] has come upon Zaratustra [580/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:10 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/25/19 04:56:57] dwfreed [202/411] has come upon Zaratustra [1049/1172] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 04:10:06 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/25/19 22:52:44] Zaratustra [144/1172] has challenged Mirc0p [371/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/26/19 07:54:42] Zaratustra [759/1172] has challenged micah [184/236] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/26/19 14:19:40] Zaratustra [706/1172] has challenged acolarh [236/745] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:03:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/27/19 09:54:40] pixelate, Zaratustra, sjefen6, and TauPan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/19 09:54:47] Zaratustra [389/1172] has come upon pixelate [208/480] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:11:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/28/19 03:12:08] micah [246/258] has challenged Zaratustra [314/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to micah's clock.
[03/28/19 08:28:14] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:38 towards level 94.
[03/28/19 13:33:39] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:11:29 towards level 94.
[03/28/19 17:51:54] Sixbierehomme, acolarh, Zaratustra, and pants have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/19 20:59:43] Zaratustra [63/1172] has come upon acolarh [166/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:02:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/19 11:05:37] Zaratustra [645/1172] has come upon ilbelkyr [230/1084] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:44:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/19 19:02:22] bebbet, idlerpgww, and Zaratustra [613/2462] have team battled manish17xxx, Heisenberg, and xonic [581/2264] and won! 0 days, 12:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 03:42:38] Greg [108/183] has challenged Zaratustra [525/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Greg's clock.
[04/01/19 00:14:05] Zaratustra and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/19 15:29:07] lipek [868/1275] has challenged Zaratustra [815/1172] in combat and won! 22 days, 04:53:01 is removed from lipek's clock.
[04/02/19 04:57:39] Zaratustra [667/1172] has come upon Andries [674/763] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:35:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/02/19 13:17:32] Zaratustra, csc2ya, and SirMonkeybox [1659/2187] have team battled alephnull, IllusiveMan_, and Sharky4 [1142/2114] and won! 2 days, 12:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 17:51:32] skarlso [141/408] has come upon Zaratustra [418/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:07:14 is added to skarlso's clock.
[04/04/19 07:24:13] butlerian [103/318] has challenged Zaratustra [369/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to butlerian's clock.
[04/04/19 07:26:22] Zaratustra [628/1172] has come upon ishanyx [153/629] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:50:57 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/04/19 10:54:37] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:13:25 from level 94.
[04/05/19 02:58:53] Tor [122/1157] has come upon Zaratustra [400/1172] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:29:29 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/05/19 06:32:54] Kropotkin [11/393] has challenged Zaratustra [670/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:53 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[04/05/19 11:50:53] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:34 from level 94.
[04/05/19 16:44:08] Zaratustra [201/1172] has come upon Notir [8/139] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:23:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/05/19 16:44:08] Zaratustra has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:02 is added to Notir's clock.
[04/06/19 21:41:35] zankore [364/1035] has come upon Zaratustra [258/1172] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:28:40 is removed from zankore's clock.
[04/07/19 03:48:20] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:36 towards level 94.
[04/08/19 04:20:04] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:59 towards level 94.
[04/08/19 06:05:06] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:47 towards level 94.
[04/08/19 08:36:20] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:40 towards level 94.
[04/08/19 13:10:35] Psilocybe [212/764] has challenged Zaratustra [558/1172] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:27 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[04/08/19 17:15:54] odawt [101/277] has challenged Zaratustra [462/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to odawt's clock.
[04/09/19 20:14:04] Zaratustra [673/1172] has challenged petrichor [625/1217] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:59:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/10/19 00:45:50] djm, Xenthys, and Syloq [1546/2235] have team battled Zye, Zaratustra, and Roxana [1467/3832] and won! 1 day, 14:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 14:00:55] Lnk [817/822] has come upon Zaratustra [963/1172] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:17:24 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/11/19 04:21:31] Zaratustra [1004/1172] has challenged MaryMaid [322/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/11/19 06:40:14] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 18:02:52] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:46 towards level 94.
[04/11/19 21:35:23] Euph0ria [250/324] has challenged Zaratustra [168/1172] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:30 is removed from Euph0ria's clock.
[04/12/19 11:18:10] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:25 towards level 94.
[04/13/19 07:04:18] Zaratustra [605/1172] has challenged rxcomm [964/1073] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:19:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/14/19 02:45:02] Sixbierehomme, zid, and Majak [1977/2424] have team battled meskio, Zaratustra, and Heisenberg [540/2227] and won! 0 days, 14:23:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 11:39:37] zankore [893/1035] has challenged Zaratustra [1021/1172] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:27:49 is added to zankore's clock.
[04/15/19 17:44:16] Clearcasting [63/628] has come upon Zaratustra [616/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:18 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[04/17/19 09:55:21] Zaratustra [1021/1172] has challenged Tor [1068/1227] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:18:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/17/19 23:46:46] TimWolla and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 01:45:36] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 05:49:19 towards level 95.
[04/18/19 11:01:12] Zaratustra [90/1172] has challenged GilbertErik [298/808] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:56:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/18/19 19:03:00] Zaratustra [304/1172] has challenged MadHatter [256/705] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:05:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/19/19 00:41:15] Zaratustra and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 03:38:23] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:26:40 towards level 95.
[04/19/19 05:35:01] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:25:54 towards level 95.
[04/19/19 08:33:15] Ravenloft [5/238] has challenged Zaratustra [407/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[04/19/19 16:40:33] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 23:40:28] LeLutin [304/309] has challenged Zaratustra [1073/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to LeLutin's clock.
[04/20/19 00:09:34] simple [25/1184] has challenged Zaratustra [901/1172] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:08:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/20/19 06:05:41] DrJosh9000, Zaratustra, and L [1343/2299] have team battled m0shbear, bisco, and ncarl747 [619/2052] and won! 2 days, 19:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 10:11:48] Zaratustra [773/1172] has challenged lavamind [113/499] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:00:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/21/19 19:11:05] Zaratustra [283/1172] has come upon Misza [372/1271] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:03:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/22/19 07:51:23] jack [71/157] has challenged Zaratustra [668/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to jack's clock.
[04/23/19 04:08:18] Zaratustra [1160/1172] has come upon psycho [246/441] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:38:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/23/19 17:29:43] Cameron_D [41/1633] has challenged Zaratustra [163/1172] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:47:29 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[04/23/19 22:21:41] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:52:18 towards level 95.
[04/24/19 00:31:22] LordH [543/1157] has challenged Zaratustra [302/1172] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:11:35 is removed from LordH's clock.
[04/24/19 08:38:07] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:13:57 towards level 95.
[04/24/19 16:15:07] tmberg, Zaratustra, and grooverider [472/3990] have team battled IdleMaster, Tenorman, and Xenthys [1850/2447] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/19 18:14:39] Xenthys, Zaratustra, and Atan [2031/2542] have team battled vrillusions, blabber, and LeLutin [1041/1981] and won! 0 days, 02:24:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/19 01:37:07] Zaratustra [600/1172] has challenged psycho [166/441] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:57:39 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/25/19 03:07:50] DrJosh9000 [91/570] has come upon Zaratustra [73/1172] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:19:30 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/25/19 03:37:32] ohnx [129/833] has challenged Zaratustra [707/1172] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:32:02 is added to ohnx's clock.
[04/25/19 10:02:44] Zaratustra [239/1172] has come upon max [687/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:37:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/29/19 15:11:59] tmberg, Oooooog, and Bradicus [599/3042] have team battled cirdan, Zaratustra, and Eldoreth [2151/3172] and lost! 0 days, 16:59:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/19 01:51:38] sjefen6 [34/874] has challenged Zaratustra [955/1172] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:38:51 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/01/19 13:12:39] Birdbones [717/1392] has challenged Zaratustra [555/1172] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:26:02 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/01/19 13:12:39] Birdbones has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:36:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/01/19 22:58:53] keepermurf and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 13:27:29] DatChigga [2/4] has challenged Zaratustra [439/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to DatChigga's clock.
[05/03/19 20:51:30] jbroome, DrJosh9000, and DatChigga [758/1383] have team battled Zaratustra, blabber, and micah [1280/2106] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/19 23:21:54] Zaratustra [478/1172] has come upon petrichor [984/1213] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:53:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/04/19 06:49:03] Zaratustra and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 14:22:09] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:57:01 from level 95.
[05/04/19 21:55:16] Zaratustra, Sixbierehomme, and holloway [1044/3026] have team battled CornFly, Sullivan, and sunri5e [281/2570] and won! 9 days, 23:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/19 02:35:30] Zaratustra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Zaratustra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/19 06:02:55] bigjay, pepperonies, and Lnk [2829/2923] have team battled Khorne, Zaratustra, and Bkid [1906/2971] and won! 0 days, 06:41:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/19 18:36:44] Brainiac [409/747] has challenged Zaratustra [5/1164] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:54:01 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/06/19 20:54:32] Zaratustra and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 08:45:51] Zaratustra [1017/1164] has challenged elf [350/1179] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:28:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/07/19 17:49:26] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:02 towards level 95.
[05/07/19 19:07:51] Zaratustra and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/19 05:21:55] el, Zaratustra, and m0shbear [694/3060] have team battled loomysh, ToHellWithGA, and pants [896/3106] and lost! 3 days, 14:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/19 20:05:07] Iceman, vegadark, and IllusiveMan_ [1055/1827] have team battled Zaratustra, allo, and zygren [1156/2377] and lost! 1 day, 06:54:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/19 09:21:36] L [376/569] has come upon Zaratustra [801/1164] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:49 is added to L's clock.
[05/11/19 15:09:40] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:33 towards level 95.
[05/11/19 15:46:56] golgy [139/306] has come upon Zaratustra [902/1164] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:30 is added to golgy's clock.
[05/12/19 07:20:09] khmerboy, irix, and Andries [307/2418] have team battled yano, AncalagonThBlack, and Zaratustra [2251/2408] and lost! 0 days, 10:20:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/19 20:02:20] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:52:40 from level 95.
[05/13/19 15:42:08] ncarl747, shandor, and meskio [22/1758] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and Andries [2411/2653] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/19 16:53:51] strife and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/19 22:42:04] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:28 from level 95.
[05/17/19 10:38:19] Tor, ilbelkyr, and Zaratustra [1624/3472] have team battled elf, autist, and lipek [1664/3157] and lost! 2 days, 19:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 15:22:58] Majak, Bradicus, and CoarseHorse [258/1709] have team battled PiotrekD, AncalagonThBlack, and Zaratustra [2293/2660] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 10:34:49] MetaNova and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 17:49:54] Greg [312/411] has challenged Zaratustra [639/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:18 is added to Greg's clock.
[05/19/19 10:51:16] Zaratustra [361/1164] has come upon Mirc0p [506/734] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:39:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/19/19 14:15:23] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:41:37 towards level 95.
[05/20/19 04:31:54] Zaratustra [62/1164] has come upon Muirrum [175/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:55:00 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/20/19 08:58:51] Zaratustra [462/1164] has challenged h00k [425/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:03:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/20/19 20:01:31] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:32 from level 95.
[05/24/19 07:20:44] khmerboy [445/765] has challenged Zaratustra [306/1164] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:20:33 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[05/24/19 19:03:55] mordac, Zaratustra, and Clearcasting [2069/3128] have team battled Bahhumbug, Flonk, and ishanyx [1224/2611] and won! 1 day, 12:33:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 19:23:29] Zaratustra [32/1164] has challenged SirMonkeybox [345/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:53:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/19 05:25:47] Curious_Onion [0/715] has challenged Zaratustra [1112/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:10:14 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[05/25/19 16:48:48] Mateusz [142/1061] has come upon Zaratustra [547/1164] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:11:16 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[05/25/19 19:20:53] simple [1096/1245] has come upon Zaratustra [639/1164] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:27:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/19 13:33:22] Zaratustra [624/1164] has come upon fattrat [920/1258] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:49:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/26/19 16:41:40] simple [953/1245] has come upon Zaratustra [401/1164] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:35:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/19 01:42:34] Zaratustra [904/1164] has come upon el [232/933] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:17:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/27/19 09:18:32] Nistur, Mateusz, and Heisenberg [1835/2288] have team battled pollo, Zaratustra, and LukeLR [1582/2668] and won! 2 days, 01:11:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/19 04:47:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 2 days, 20:24:58 toward level 95.
[05/28/19 10:40:34] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:58:12 towards level 95.
[05/28/19 12:26:19] Zaratustra lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:12:17 from level 95.
[05/28/19 15:06:21] Zaratustra [767/1164] has come upon pixelate [126/487] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:24:40 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/29/19 01:31:04] Zaratustra [1003/1164] has come upon shandor [541/612] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:45:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/29/19 18:35:06] Zaratustra [756/1164] has come upon zankore [318/1043] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:01:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/30/19 07:19:10] anarcat [199/450] has come upon Zaratustra [1095/1164] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:32:51 is added to anarcat's clock.
[05/31/19 03:11:51] Mars [1023/1163] has come upon Zaratustra [1154/1164] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:50:28 is added to Mars's clock.
[06/02/19 22:03:41] Zaratustra and Noxwaste have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/19 22:42:10] Zaratustra [494/1164] has come upon Mars [950/1163] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:07 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/02/19 23:52:29] sunri5e, Zaratustra, and autist [1667/3064] have team battled Lnk, KeboDK, and brycec [1482/2770] and won! 1 day, 01:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 04:14:52] Zaratustra [647/1164] has challenged Noxwaste [242/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:34:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/03/19 11:08:55] Globalirc, Pici, and Tenorman [1018/3253] have team battled khmerboy, Zaratustra, and Sixbierehomme [1656/2762] and lost! 3 days, 15:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/19 12:53:20] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:22 towards level 95.
[06/05/19 10:51:27] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:49 towards level 95.
[06/05/19 14:28:46] butlerian [266/450] has challenged Zaratustra [405/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:34:43 is added to butlerian's clock.
[06/06/19 23:04:44] Zaratustra [808/1164] has come upon elbie [398/1009] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:59:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/07/19 11:39:29] L [305/606] has challenged Zaratustra [7/1164] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:23:31 is removed from L's clock.
[06/07/19 19:10:10] CoarseHorse [226/295] has challenged Zaratustra [946/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[06/08/19 17:32:04] CornFly [393/1140] has challenged Zaratustra [1091/1164] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:07:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/09/19 01:25:48] psycho, MrGlass, and MetaNova [1684/2347] have team battled Zaratustra, Euph0ria, and jvoisin [1971/2084] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/19 20:24:45] alephnull [780/791] has come upon Zaratustra [164/1164] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:13:21 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[06/10/19 01:01:03] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:44 towards level 95.
[06/11/19 12:40:44] Sixbierehomme, golgy, and Zaratustra [2342/2343] have team battled neurospex, Ttech, and max [3289/3966] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/19 20:58:49] Zaratustra [50/1164] has come upon holloway [1011/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:14:57 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/19 11:57:04] Zaratustra, darkmage, and holloway [1783/3415] have team battled el, zankore, and butlerian [2191/2426] and lost! 1 day, 05:26:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/19 16:42:00] phraktyl [109/208] has challenged Zaratustra [372/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/13/19 13:29:40] TheresusPheronor [138/423] has challenged Zaratustra [308/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:48:29 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[06/13/19 15:42:33] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:34 towards level 95.
[06/14/19 13:34:56] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:18 towards level 95.
[06/15/19 13:00:53] Syloq and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/19 19:55:55] Zaratustra lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:56 from level 95.
[06/17/19 13:05:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 5 days, 01:54:03 toward level 95.
[06/18/19 04:47:20] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:25 from level 95.
[06/18/19 06:46:57] Zaratustra [316/1164] has challenged brycec [402/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/18/19 07:21:20] buyoq, Zaratustra, and yano [1159/1969] have team battled Everyman, butlerian, and Tenorman [1437/2377] and lost! 0 days, 14:46:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/19 20:38:45] Iceman [220/923] has come upon Zaratustra [411/1164] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:11 is added to Iceman's clock.
[06/19/19 01:27:45] Zaratustra [49/1164] has come upon pixelate [15/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/19/19 06:25:32] Zaratustra, sunri5e, and Milquetoast [1946/3345] have team battled Lemelisk, pollo, and yano [1049/2707] and won! 0 days, 10:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 20:06:19] Zaratustra [305/1164] has come upon Scornn [256/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/20/19 04:33:12] pants [991/1101] has come upon Zaratustra [76/1164] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:19:02 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/20/19 08:06:45] Syloq, JuanMaestro, and bebbet [1380/2034] have team battled tmberg, BagelBites, and Zaratustra [2384/3255] and lost! 2 days, 02:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/19 18:51:11] Mars [262/1157] has challenged Zaratustra [425/1164] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:38:51 is added to Mars's clock.
[06/20/19 21:03:02] Zaratustra [999/1164] has challenged yano [107/484] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:43:27 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/21/19 21:04:38] kork [207/392] has come upon Zaratustra [265/1164] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:35:50 is added to kork's clock.
[06/24/19 01:18:07] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:18:40 towards level 96.
[06/24/19 03:47:06] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:06:42 towards level 96.
[06/24/19 12:24:17] borsin [51/653] has come upon Zaratustra [512/1164] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:03:21 is added to borsin's clock.
[06/24/19 16:20:38] wMw [181/624] has challenged Zaratustra [722/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:21:19 is added to wMw's clock.
[06/25/19 04:23:15] Andries [290/515] has challenged Zaratustra [986/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:52:04 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/25/19 13:25:09] Zaratustra [543/1164] has challenged LukeLR [76/668] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:41:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/26/19 10:15:17] Zaratustra [610/1164] has come upon kenyon [525/1087] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:04:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/26/19 20:31:53] zid [972/1049] has challenged Zaratustra [219/1164] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:28:57 is removed from zid's clock.
[06/27/19 18:36:49] Zaratustra [1061/1164] has challenged fattrat [291/1285] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:41:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/28/19 08:33:51] Zaratustra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:43 from level 96.
[06/28/19 22:48:09] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 18:08:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 12 days, 03:38:43 toward level 96.
[06/29/19 22:07:28] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:56 towards level 96.
[07/01/19 05:49:23] Zaratustra [197/1164] has come upon pixelate [305/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/01/19 10:17:19] sc_ [195/196] has come upon Zaratustra [685/1164] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:35 is added to sc_'s clock.
[07/01/19 15:56:49] Zaratustra [287/1164] has challenged Atan [45/761] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:27:41 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/01/19 15:56:49] Zaratustra has dealt Atan a Critical Strike! 8 days, 10:46:01 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/01/19 20:59:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 12:36:55 toward level 96.
[07/02/19 06:45:39] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:22 from level 96.
[07/02/19 11:07:37] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:54 from level 96.
[07/02/19 17:12:21] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/19 03:09:41] yano [448/488] has challenged Zaratustra [793/1164] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:38:56 is added to yano's clock.
[07/04/19 15:18:58] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/19 07:36:22] Zaratustra [631/1181] has challenged zifnab06 [599/705] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:55:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/05/19 09:53:03] algernon, strife, and apiw [578/1716] have team battled Zaratustra, simple, and elf [1437/3555] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/19 14:07:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 56 days, 00:41:33 toward level 97.
[07/05/19 21:43:29] Equinox, GilbertErik, and petrichor [435/2481] have team battled Brainiac, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [1759/2886] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/19 03:44:49] elf [153/1137] has come upon Zaratustra [1129/1181] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:38:34 is added to elf's clock.
[07/06/19 06:21:05] Birdbones [1046/1383] has challenged Zaratustra [478/1181] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:46:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/06/19 16:32:18] Zaratustra and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 09:37:51] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:53 towards level 97.
[07/08/19 14:49:36] Atan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 20:39:21] m0shbear stole Zaratustra's level 69 ring while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves their old level 68 ring behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[07/09/19 04:36:32] Zaratustra [408/1180] has challenged sc_ [167/337] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:31:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/09/19 17:23:42] Zyphyr, Zaratustra, and mwhahaha [322/2542] have team battled Elgo, Ratigan, and AncalagonThBlack [576/2177] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 18:39:41] Cameron_D [1306/1624] has challenged Zaratustra [702/1180] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:55:40 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/11/19 21:34:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 14 days, 02:03:30 toward level 97.
[07/13/19 10:39:00] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:58:54 from level 97.
[07/14/19 05:53:19] Zaratustra [243/1180] has come upon Mateusz [879/1090] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:25:18 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/15/19 02:56:41] AncalagonThBlack, chauffer, and MiddlewareMonkey [149/2285] have team battled zankore, Zaratustra, and Equinox [2131/2612] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 22:22:18] Crazycatlady [345/683] has come upon Zaratustra [696/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:13 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/16/19 04:29:48] Tor, Zaratustra, and blabber [2103/3037] have team battled buyoq, Ironhoof, and Herb_Tarlek [2157/2411] and lost! 1 day, 21:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/19 04:45:09] vegadark [639/728] has come upon Zaratustra [696/1180] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:17:10 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/17/19 07:13:12] ishanyx, Zaratustra, and zid [515/3023] have team battled sigmg, Everyman, and allo [345/2249] and won! 1 day, 08:09:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 10:25:53] Majak [123/605] has challenged Zaratustra [459/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:01:01 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/18/19 11:26:07] Zaratustra [574/1180] has challenged zifnab06 [56/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:21:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/19/19 06:55:43] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:56 towards level 97.
[07/19/19 10:45:34] Zaratustra fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Zaratustra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/19 16:52:20] chauffer [41/458] has come upon Zaratustra [500/1173] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:55:14 is added to chauffer's clock.
[07/20/19 01:48:56] nosklo [2/3] has challenged Zaratustra [600/1173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to nosklo's clock.
[07/20/19 07:38:34] Zaratustra [959/1173] has come upon idlerpgww [476/731] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:06:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/21/19 17:11:20] Zaratustra lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:58 from level 97.
[07/22/19 06:07:21] Mithkabob [155/424] has come upon Zaratustra [297/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:42:47 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[07/22/19 09:46:40] Zaratustra [890/1173] has challenged borsin [431/653] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:04:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/24/19 11:31:51] ganome [4/201] has challenged Zaratustra [513/1173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to ganome's clock.
[07/24/19 11:35:07] Zaratustra [338/1173] has come upon cirdan [427/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:51:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/24/19 11:57:39] Lemelisk, CoarseHorse, and bigjay [3382/3437] have team battled kenyon, inittab, and Zaratustra [1178/2804] and won! 1 day, 00:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 06:02:09] Zaratustra [346/1173] has challenged elf [1157/1169] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:39:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/25/19 23:05:59] double [724/1097] has challenged Zaratustra [561/1173] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:37:44 is removed from double's clock.
[07/25/19 23:35:26] Ttech stole Zaratustra's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! Ttech leaves their old level 67 ring behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[07/26/19 04:50:54] Zaratustra [1160/1172] has come upon ohnx [208/810] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/26/19 13:09:04] Birdbones [190/1387] has challenged Zaratustra [1151/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:32 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/27/19 17:20:12] Tor, Zaratustra, and Elgo [1275/2933] have team battled el, manish17xxx, and vegadark [2410/2444] and lost! 0 days, 21:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/19 17:58:51] RBecker, SlowRiot, and Sharky4 [2451/2497] have team battled Sundance, Zaratustra, and sunri5e [467/2968] and won! 6 days, 06:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/19 18:58:46] Tor [786/1197] has come upon Zaratustra [192/1172] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:27:08 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/28/19 06:17:30] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 11:29:54] Zaratustra and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 23:22:27] allo [460/683] has come upon Zaratustra [867/1172] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:00:18 is added to allo's clock.
[07/29/19 17:39:27] Notir, Zaratustra, and pants [216/2658] have team battled sjefen6, Syloq, and dindinx [125/2299] and won! 0 days, 06:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 02:33:24] TheresusPheronor [130/476] has challenged Zaratustra [367/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:51:58 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[07/31/19 18:11:01] Zaratustra [1074/1172] has challenged double [4/1097] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:46:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/01/19 11:32:14] Antium and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 19:14:42] Iceman [750/953] has come upon Zaratustra [350/1172] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:56:11 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[08/03/19 10:17:20] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:03:00 towards level 98.
[08/04/19 07:31:37] inittab, Zaratustra, and Nuae [315/2122] have team battled holloway, Ratigan, and meskio [2321/2573] and lost! 0 days, 18:05:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/19 16:02:55] Zaratustra [484/1172] has challenged efertone [505/506] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:46:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/05/19 16:46:25] Athos [90/453] has challenged Zaratustra [1118/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to Athos's clock.
[08/07/19 23:13:15] Birdbones [304/1391] has challenged Zaratustra [96/1172] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:26:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/08/19 20:24:16] Zaratustra [748/1172] has come upon astropoint [263/926] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:48:41 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/08/19 20:24:16] Zaratustra has dealt astropoint a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:58:52 is added to astropoint's clock.
[08/09/19 13:02:44] crudd, Clearcasting, and Zaratustra [2383/2631] have team battled Lnk, Antium, and neurospex [3161/3258] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 13:58:40] aismallard [688/815] has come upon Zaratustra [1071/1172] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:19:17 is added to aismallard's clock.
[08/10/19 15:59:42] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:29:48 towards level 98.
[08/10/19 18:29:40] brendan [763/1328] has challenged Zaratustra [33/1172] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:13:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/11/19 15:03:34] Zaratustra [1060/1172] has come upon Roxana [241/1186] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:27:23 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/12/19 04:36:54] Zaratustra [289/1172] has challenged sheu [121/559] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:12:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/13/19 04:42:13] Muirrum [114/507] has challenged Zaratustra [806/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:17:25 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[08/13/19 05:42:26] Zaratustra [126/1172] has challenged jbroome [27/735] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:52:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/13/19 10:03:17] FSM and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 08:43:58] Yuhno [345/708] has come upon Zaratustra [60/1172] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:50:25 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[08/15/19 19:55:51] Andries [411/525] has challenged Zaratustra [868/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:18 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/16/19 05:35:29] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:33 from level 98.
[08/16/19 11:50:38] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:02:04 towards level 98.
[08/17/19 21:35:02] Misza, zid, and Killerkid [1345/3436] have team battled simple, Zaratustra, and StalkR [620/2840] and won! 2 days, 02:32:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 02:07:26] sjums_the_great [150/479] has challenged Zaratustra [856/1172] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:17:30 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/19/19 11:40:11] kenyon, LapTop006, and Muirrum [474/2099] have team battled MaryMaid, Zaratustra, and Roxana [541/2924] and lost! 0 days, 12:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/19 02:52:57] MetaNova, xonic, and Tor [2984/3012] have team battled Zaratustra, sbp, and Ratigan [953/2631] and won! 2 days, 04:16:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/19 12:18:08] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:46 towards level 98.
[08/25/19 01:59:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 4 days, 12:07:45 toward level 98.
[08/25/19 08:27:12] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:58 towards level 98.
[08/25/19 11:47:28] TimWolla [645/917] has challenged Zaratustra [325/1172] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:25:11 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/25/19 14:18:53] JuanMaestro, Zaratustra, and WallIdl [589/2630] have team battled StalkR, kork, and Mars [1516/1972] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/19 04:31:24] AncalagonThBlack, Agent86, and Mars [2542/2789] have team battled Atan, csssuf, and Zaratustra [717/2648] and won! 4 days, 14:05:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 02:22:14] Zaratustra [286/1172] has come upon pixelate [303/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:08 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/27/19 19:48:33] Heisenberg, kork, and JensRex [653/2382] have team battled Zaratustra, Brady, and Herb_Tarlek [2940/3039] and lost! 2 days, 07:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/19 13:08:05] Notir [152/374] has challenged Zaratustra [714/1172] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:10:28 is added to Notir's clock.
[08/30/19 04:24:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 35 days, 01:57:11 toward level 98.
[08/30/19 14:49:48] bebbet [552/578] has come upon Zaratustra [398/1172] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:53:33 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[08/30/19 16:12:34] Zaratustra [1165/1172] has come upon LapTop006 [197/491] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:22:49 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/31/19 04:09:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 13:55:39 toward level 98.
[08/31/19 19:32:59] Forud and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 22:22:39] max [519/959] has challenged Zaratustra [148/1172] in combat and won! 14 days, 18:22:24 is removed from max's clock.
[09/01/19 05:33:39] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:25 towards level 98.
[09/01/19 17:56:01] Lemelisk [898/1351] has come upon Zaratustra [487/1172] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:22:55 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[09/01/19 18:40:01] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/19 01:43:24] WallIdl, SCSi, and Zaratustra [1075/2448] have team battled Misza, HeavyPodda, and xayto [1490/3092] and lost! 2 days, 11:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/19 13:35:42] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 21:40:46] Zaratustra, Kropotkin, and Syloq [1730/2396] have team battled Misza, MaryMaid, and snek [1016/2522] and won! 0 days, 13:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 12:35:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 04:04:48 toward level 98.
[09/07/19 00:07:45] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:16 towards level 98.
[09/10/19 05:15:17] TheresusPheronor [295/531] has come upon Zaratustra [1144/1161] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:05:08 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[09/11/19 14:27:58] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:49 from level 98.
[09/12/19 01:21:29] RBecker [176/849] has challenged Zaratustra [196/1161] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:47:03 is added to RBecker's clock.
[09/13/19 05:21:42] Zaratustra, MadMan, and JensRex [3143/3628] have team battled StalkR, meskio, and el [1685/2172] and won! 0 days, 01:46:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 12:25:57] Zaratustra [227/1161] has challenged LukeLR [234/768] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:37:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/13/19 13:59:18] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/19 00:57:44] bisco [799/871] has come upon Zaratustra [1094/1161] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:40:49 is added to bisco's clock.
[09/14/19 04:43:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 45 days, 06:23:45 toward level 99.
[09/15/19 12:19:19] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:36:35 from level 99.
[09/16/19 17:03:45] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:03:58 towards level 99.
[09/18/19 04:18:31] efertone, crysys, and Lnk [1032/2382] have team battled LapTop006, Zaratustra, and blizgerg [409/2991] and won! 0 days, 01:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 22:59:13] himuraken [376/977] has challenged Zaratustra [357/1161] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:54:42 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[09/19/19 01:50:22] simple [514/1059] has come upon Zaratustra [1158/1161] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 06:43:27 is added to simple's clock.
[09/19/19 06:46:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 15 days, 18:05:48 toward level 99.
[09/19/19 13:46:26] tspange and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 17:03:19] everbrew [491/699] has challenged Zaratustra [85/1161] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:18:52 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[09/20/19 15:04:04] acolarh, Khorne, and ncarl747 [1251/2621] have team battled TimWolla, Zaratustra, and skarlso [1377/2537] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 15:54:23] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:48 towards level 99.
[09/21/19 00:50:45] SlowRiot [13/850] has come upon Zaratustra [1075/1161] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:11:19 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/21/19 12:13:03] vegadark [68/656] has challenged Zaratustra [673/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:26:41 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/21/19 15:47:03] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:59:45 from level 99.
[09/22/19 10:41:23] Zaratustra left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Zaratustra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/19 07:33:45] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:26 from level 99.
[09/24/19 12:49:57] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:12:11 from level 99.
[09/25/19 15:56:58] TheDeadlyDandy, micah, and Zaratustra [2008/2669] have team battled djm, Nistur, and freeboson [788/2406] and won! 0 days, 06:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 20:30:31] Fluttershy [405/1090] has come upon Zaratustra [682/1125] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:53:41 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/27/19 23:35:10] Roxana and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/19 07:14:34] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/19 18:34:50] Khorne [476/1049] has come upon Zaratustra [957/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:15:06 is added to Khorne's clock.
[09/29/19 11:16:42] Psilocybe, Zaratustra, and Dyntra [1830/2190] have team battled dwfreed, Agent86, and skarlso [689/1733] and won! 0 days, 12:31:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 15:24:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 6 days, 16:15:17 toward level 99.
[10/01/19 16:10:51] Zaratustra [704/1125] has challenged SlowRiot [101/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:19:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/04/19 08:10:49] Zaratustra [954/1125] has come upon rxcomm [3/1307] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:21:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/05/19 02:30:27] Zaratustra [395/1125] has challenged TauPan [307/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:38:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/05/19 12:46:42] Zaratustra [996/1125] has come upon Bradicus [469/948] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:52:36 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/05/19 14:09:09] rxcomm [267/1309] has challenged Zaratustra [487/1125] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:29:28 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[10/05/19 22:35:21] Zaratustra [18/1125] has challenged Agent86 [171/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/06/19 17:47:43] lipek [1276/1341] has come upon Zaratustra [918/1125] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 10:14:53 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/07/19 00:05:24] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:48 from level 99.
[10/07/19 18:22:57] Zaratustra [1074/1125] has challenged D.Va [221/792] in combat and won! 16 days, 05:35:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/19 10:46:17] Eldoreth, Zaratustra, and dax [149/2911] have team battled bookworm, MadMan, and inittab [1028/2170] and lost! 0 days, 21:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/19 00:10:39] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:26:23 from level 100.
[10/11/19 16:08:21] Zaratustra [190/1125] has challenged kenyon [1049/1123] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:55:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/12/19 09:04:26] Nechayev [55/793] has come upon Zaratustra [590/1125] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:19:55 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[10/12/19 19:57:59] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:45:24 towards level 100.
[10/13/19 13:56:13] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:39:01 from level 100.
[10/13/19 18:38:52] xayto, Nistur, and sunri5e [2355/2819] have team battled Khorne, SCSi, and Zaratustra [1763/2886] and won! 4 days, 18:28:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 05:23:06] holloway [378/1059] has challenged Zaratustra [588/1125] in combat and lost! 12 days, 12:17:50 is added to holloway's clock.
[10/14/19 09:47:26] M144, LukeLR, and Asara [2489/2702] have team battled neurospex, Brainiac, and Zaratustra [2073/3272] and won! 0 days, 12:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 12:24:49] Zaratustra [22/1125] has challenged MaryMaid [481/585] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:30:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/15/19 08:29:37] Zaratustra [574/1125] has challenged Bkid [52/762] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:37:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/16/19 04:16:38] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:51:45 towards level 100.
[10/16/19 20:38:09] Ratigan [646/830] has challenged Zaratustra [47/1125] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:06:57 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[10/17/19 00:49:39] MrGlass [740/867] has come upon Zaratustra [816/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:51 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/17/19 10:06:04] KyloRen [158/327] has challenged Zaratustra [225/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:01 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/17/19 11:00:25] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:27:58 from level 100.
[10/18/19 08:45:22] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:09 towards level 100.
[10/19/19 06:34:03] Tor [538/1141] has challenged Zaratustra [622/1125] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:22:16 is added to Tor's clock.
[10/19/19 10:52:51] Elgo [229/586] has challenged Zaratustra [751/1125] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:12:28 is added to Elgo's clock.
[10/20/19 11:21:14] datdus [12/89] has challenged Zaratustra [196/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:10 is added to datdus's clock.
[10/23/19 04:00:47] Mars, fattrat, and bobvador [564/3155] have team battled GilbertErik, Crazycatlady, and Zaratustra [2475/2547] and lost! 2 days, 10:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 11:57:00] JensRex [836/1321] has challenged Zaratustra [448/1125] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:48:28 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[10/25/19 09:46:49] suterismus [1264/1357] has come upon Zaratustra [380/1125] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:06:49 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/26/19 09:12:04] Zaratustra broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:04:24 from level 100.
[10/26/19 10:06:05] Tiny_Nuggins [169/445] has challenged Zaratustra [1052/1125] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:58:59 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[10/26/19 17:56:04] Zaratustra, Misza, and SCSi [205/3169] have team battled vegadark, buyoq, and rxcomm [1971/2347] and lost! 7 days, 11:51:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/19 15:58:01] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:55:37 towards level 100.
[10/27/19 23:12:26] Zaratustra [878/1125] has challenged HeavyPodda [941/956] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:40:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/19 02:13:06] Bradicus [28/948] has challenged Zaratustra [789/1125] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:06:44 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[10/28/19 08:09:43] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:12:16 towards level 100.
[10/28/19 19:49:04] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:37:10 towards level 100.
[10/29/19 07:40:40] Forud [97/567] has challenged Zaratustra [972/1125] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to Forud's clock.
[10/29/19 09:18:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 40 days, 03:26:39 toward level 100.
[10/30/19 00:23:53] kenyon [1091/1138] has challenged Zaratustra [1005/1125] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:31:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/31/19 03:49:43] Zaratustra [969/1125] has come upon The_Joker [276/408] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:43:11 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/01/19 14:49:27] elbie [339/947] has come upon Zaratustra [511/1125] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:49:24 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/02/19 01:30:53] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:03 from level 100.
[11/02/19 10:43:09] Zaratustra [586/1125] has challenged TauPan [412/437] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:24:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/02/19 20:45:27] Zaratustra [310/1125] has challenged Zoddo [45/1168] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:12:27 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/03/19 07:30:56] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:32 towards level 100.
[11/05/19 08:17:07] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:01 towards level 100.
[11/05/19 20:13:26] tspange and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/19 20:19:18] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:47 towards level 100.
[11/06/19 10:05:29] waifu [1056/1105] has challenged Zaratustra [310/1129] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:02:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/07/19 11:11:26] crysys [731/896] has challenged Zaratustra [468/1129] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:30:29 is removed from crysys's clock.
[11/07/19 17:24:59] Zaratustra [331/1129] has come upon idlerpgww [533/1030] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:04:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/08/19 01:14:49] sunri5e [1149/1239] has challenged Zaratustra [979/1129] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:44:39 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[11/09/19 01:58:33] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:35 towards level 100.
[11/09/19 21:00:59] ganome and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 01:40:50] Varjatticus and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 10:18:38] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:04 towards level 100.
[11/11/19 16:13:08] Forud and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 01:49:30] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:35 from level 100.
[11/12/19 09:40:20] SlowRiot [292/858] has come upon Zaratustra [231/1129] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 02:17:11 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/12/19 23:28:17] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:21 from level 100.
[11/13/19 10:50:48] Zaratustra [870/1129] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [750/963] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/13/19 23:35:59] grooverider, Agent86, and Tratos [1714/3157] have team battled Nofew, Ratigan, and Zaratustra [2775/2849] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/19 06:52:51] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:00:28 from level 101.
[11/14/19 14:30:47] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:59:14 towards level 101.
[11/14/19 17:17:52] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:24:52 towards level 101.
[11/14/19 23:25:56] Zaratustra [959/1129] has come upon Zyphyr [268/619] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:34:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/18/19 14:10:11] petrichor [892/1270] has challenged Zaratustra [228/1129] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:24:08 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/18/19 14:10:11] petrichor has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:08:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/19/19 07:02:09] Milquetoast [985/1064] has come upon Zaratustra [752/1129] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:16:33 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/19 13:29:12] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:04:13 towards level 101.
[11/22/19 10:37:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 11:59:53 from level 101.
[11/23/19 01:37:59] rxcomm [1109/1293] has challenged Zaratustra [258/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:47:12 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[11/24/19 06:05:30] zid [651/959] has come upon Zaratustra [707/1129] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:05:50 is added to zid's clock.
[11/24/19 07:17:51] Zaratustra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:00:36 from level 101.
[11/25/19 00:49:15] Forud [560/566] has challenged Zaratustra [658/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:45:21 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/25/19 11:21:01] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:05:27 towards level 101.
[11/25/19 21:58:39] Zaratustra [1024/1129] has challenged sigmg [675/787] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:54:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/26/19 06:00:41] Zaratustra [616/1129] has challenged meskio [112/929] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/27/19 02:11:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 21:50:01 from level 101.
[11/28/19 06:08:48] Zaratustra and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/19 18:21:16] SirMonkeybox, Mateusz, and bootdisk [781/2315] have team battled astropoint, Lnk, and Zaratustra [1222/3100] and lost! 1 day, 02:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/19 23:32:55] D.Va and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/19 22:35:10] tspange [398/873] has challenged Zaratustra [284/1129] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:49:44 is removed from tspange's clock.
[12/01/19 23:27:44] Ratigan [559/809] has come upon Zaratustra [466/1129] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:11:12 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[12/02/19 05:05:07] SCSi [278/740] has come upon Zaratustra [535/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:09 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/03/19 10:56:57] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:04:34 towards level 101.
[12/03/19 17:36:19] Mars [106/1291] has come upon Zaratustra [672/1129] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:17:23 is added to Mars's clock.
[12/04/19 14:09:07] Zaratustra [61/1129] has come upon pfoley [824/873] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:51:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/05/19 04:41:45] Zaratustra [616/1129] has come upon MaryMaid [467/609] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:02:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/05/19 14:57:31] Desspugne [104/844] has challenged Zaratustra [914/1129] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:52:21 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[12/08/19 11:13:13] dindinx, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [566/3009] have team battled Geela, woonack, and pixelate [855/2191] and lost! 2 days, 17:43:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/19 12:49:49] Nistur [286/826] has come upon Zaratustra [858/1129] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:32:58 is added to Nistur's clock.
[12/09/19 13:21:49] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:36:27 towards level 101.
[12/09/19 18:12:43] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:19:43 towards level 101.
[12/10/19 01:34:18] MadMan, pollo, and m0shbear [580/3425] have team battled Zaratustra, MiddlewareMonkey, and Tenorman [3040/3308] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 08:26:16] Mithkabob, Zaratustra, and Tenorman [2386/2767] have team battled Yuhno, Khorne, and grooverider [2081/3209] and won! 0 days, 18:16:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 01:27:21] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:14:59 from level 101.
[12/12/19 13:43:16] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:04:04 towards level 101.
[12/13/19 13:43:11] bigjay and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 20:33:33] neurospex [302/1350] has challenged Zaratustra [874/1129] in combat and lost! 14 days, 11:44:46 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/15/19 02:10:45] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:01 towards level 101.
[12/15/19 11:28:15] Zaratustra [448/1129] has come upon Yuhno [556/660] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:42:04 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/15/19 18:47:04] Zaratustra [723/1129] has challenged pollo [834/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:09:06 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/16/19 17:53:22] Zaratustra, bookworm, and Forud [1897/2116] have team battled Globalirc, Khorne, and blabber [261/2688] and won! 0 days, 01:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 18:47:44] Zaratustra [1002/1129] has come upon allo [254/731] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:13:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/17/19 03:07:32] Zaratustra [612/1129] has come upon Pici [327/1290] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:20:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/19/19 19:39:57] bobvador, Desspugne, and Nofew [743/2359] have team battled efertone, Zaratustra, and Varjatticus [682/2012] and won! 0 days, 14:22:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 01:37:36] MetaNova, HeavyPodda, and Nofew [560/2772] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Roxana, and Zaratustra [306/3166] and won! 0 days, 22:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 01:56:46] Zaratustra [1068/1129] has come upon Xenofex [461/845] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:47:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/20/19 04:38:59] Pici [764/1290] has challenged Zaratustra [4/1129] in combat and won! 23 days, 13:05:30 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/20/19 06:11:29] sheu [133/576] has come upon Zaratustra [642/1129] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:15:04 is added to sheu's clock.
[12/20/19 17:33:50] bigjay and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/19 19:43:56] canton7 [802/1073] has come upon Zaratustra [534/1129] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:57:02 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/23/19 19:36:58] IdleMaster [601/794] has come upon Zaratustra [800/1129] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:43:19 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/24/19 00:15:48] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:07 towards level 101.
[12/24/19 00:55:40] LapTop006 [421/581] has challenged Zaratustra [616/1129] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:30:41 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[12/26/19 00:27:41] canton7, Zaratustra, and FSM [815/3013] have team battled Ironhoof, Dyntra, and Mithkabob [1911/2128] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 14:03:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:55:20 from level 101.
[12/26/19 16:30:38] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:47 towards level 101.
[12/26/19 20:16:04] Zaratustra and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 23:11:24] kenyon [466/1131] has challenged Zaratustra [1095/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:09:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/27/19 03:08:41] womblecat [217/689] has come upon Zaratustra [866/1129] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:52:12 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/27/19 04:02:02] djm [256/1029] has challenged Zaratustra [408/1129] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:15:04 is added to djm's clock.
[12/27/19 23:29:41] Zaratustra and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 06:48:31] Zaratustra [96/1129] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [511/818] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:21:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/28/19 10:57:30] TimWolla, astropoint, and Milquetoast [1680/2962] have team battled Brady, simple, and Zaratustra [289/3101] and won! 5 days, 08:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 00:18:07] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/20 12:58:23] AngryParsley [354/1159] has come upon Zaratustra [1089/1129] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:38 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[01/02/20 21:49:20] Zaratustra [437/1129] has challenged unicron [231/830] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:49:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/20 04:06:39] idlerpgww, lipek, and Zaratustra [3330/3343] have team battled Yuhno, AngryParsley, and meskio [1033/2723] and won! 2 days, 14:46:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 07:57:09] alephnull [576/953] has challenged Zaratustra [113/1129] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:43:54 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[01/05/20 10:03:19] MrGlass [878/880] has challenged Zaratustra [708/1129] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:17 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/06/20 17:56:18] Lnk [720/1039] has come upon Zaratustra [537/1129] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:06:38 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/07/20 16:16:01] Zaratustra [660/1129] has come upon Bahhumbug [716/925] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:34:02 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/07/20 19:48:09] Scar3cr0w [371/707] has come upon Zaratustra [880/1129] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:59:08 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[01/08/20 20:44:46] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:26:18 towards level 102.
[01/09/20 20:21:20] Athos [465/658] has come upon Zaratustra [570/1129] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:24:23 is added to Athos's clock.
[01/09/20 20:40:44] Sharky4, Neo, and Zaratustra [1663/2735] have team battled Mirc0p, Globalirc, and MiddlewareMonkey [123/2590] and won! 0 days, 16:25:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 11:02:08] Zaratustra [175/1129] has come upon Globalirc [503/868] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:15:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/10/20 12:38:53] Zaratustra [1014/1129] has come upon ishanyx [239/731] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:52:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/10/20 18:18:32] Ratigan, brendan, and Zaratustra [535/3315] have team battled Tratos, algernon, and Athos [649/2376] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 02:37:29] elbie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 15:32:49] Zaratustra [166/1129] has come upon damyan [984/1287] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:47:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/14/20 02:59:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 23 days, 20:12:52 toward level 102.
[01/14/20 16:02:01] Zaratustra [1009/1129] has come upon Beavis [297/1129] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:28:36 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/16/20 12:07:58] Zaratustra, tspange, and anarcat [1155/2640] have team battled TimWolla, pollo, and algernon [641/2644] and won! 3 days, 19:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 23:25:44] Zaratustra [85/1129] has come upon Neo [377/484] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:54:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/20 05:58:29] alephnull [787/953] has come upon Zaratustra [100/1129] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:25:44 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[01/18/20 01:59:43] Zaratustra, Varjatticus, and RBecker [2266/2336] have team battled Psilocybe, canton7, and Reilly [1159/2452] and won! 2 days, 06:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 10:54:56] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:22:21 towards level 102.
[01/18/20 12:58:23] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:00:36 from level 102.
[01/18/20 18:40:51] Zaratustra broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:01:27 from level 102.
[01/19/20 15:29:04] Zaratustra [1054/1129] has challenged mordac [830/1302] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:50:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/20 07:52:41] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:21 towards level 102.
[01/21/20 17:41:20] L [278/801] has challenged Zaratustra [801/1129] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:59:23 is added to L's clock.
[01/22/20 21:48:25] MrGlass [428/896] has challenged Zaratustra [919/1129] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:34:28 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/23/20 07:19:44] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:15 towards level 102.
[01/23/20 11:59:23] bisco, pants, and dax [75/2882] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, jvoisin, and Zaratustra [1851/2611] and lost! 2 days, 14:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 13:04:40] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:09:28 from level 102.
[01/23/20 19:53:45] Zaratustra [396/1129] has challenged simple [106/1030] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:55:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/20 01:55:13] Zaratustra [430/1129] has challenged Brainiac [74/845] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:52:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/25/20 19:06:58] Athos [662/681] has come upon Zaratustra [520/1129] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:02:58 is removed from Athos's clock.
[01/26/20 08:07:48] aismallard [727/859] has challenged Zaratustra [240/1129] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:17:33 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/26/20 08:07:48] aismallard has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:52:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/26/20 20:10:34] Mars [361/1287] has challenged Zaratustra [759/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:48 is added to Mars's clock.
[01/26/20 23:23:19] mik, Ratigan, and RBecker [699/2056] have team battled Zaratustra, pollo, and PlasmaStar [1051/2727] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/20 02:53:09] Scar3cr0w [633/707] has come upon Zaratustra [177/1129] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:32:03 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[01/27/20 07:12:40] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/20 00:17:18] yano [139/608] has challenged Zaratustra [237/1136] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:01:59 is added to yano's clock.
[01/28/20 02:59:39] FSM and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 04:18:15] loomysh [797/885] has challenged Zaratustra [577/1136] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:41:30 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[01/28/20 07:50:02] Zaratustra [1095/1136] has come upon inittab [72/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:05:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/28/20 09:13:40] Syloq, simple, and lipek [1852/3202] have team battled Zaratustra, alephnull, and Ttech [3596/4044] and lost! 9 days, 09:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 10:26:25] Zaratustra [683/1136] has come upon Forud [9/765] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:12:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/31/20 08:37:03] Asara [515/848] has challenged Zaratustra [936/1136] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:33:31 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/31/20 16:07:21] maligned [37/283] has challenged Zaratustra [1055/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to maligned's clock.
[01/31/20 16:13:46] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 00:21:28] Zaratustra broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:05 from level 102.
[02/01/20 07:02:23] Zaratustra [912/1136] has challenged i3d [259/390] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:00:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/02/20 12:50:02] Zyphyr [36/645] has challenged Zaratustra [530/1136] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:55:05 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/02/20 21:52:14] lipek [646/1361] has challenged Zaratustra [593/1136] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:50:12 is removed from lipek's clock.
[02/02/20 22:36:48] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:04:45 from level 103.
[02/04/20 02:47:42] ToHellWithGA, Everyman, and Tor [1080/3038] have team battled Tratos, Zaratustra, and StalkR [199/2625] and won! 0 days, 18:18:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 05:01:13] Zaratustra, Zyphyr, and AbrahamLinksys [402/2404] have team battled theZoMBiE, xonic, and zid [160/2102] and won! 3 days, 02:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 09:34:54] pfoley, tmberg, Zaratustra, and Agent86 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/20 09:23:37] Zaratustra [625/929] has come upon Mars [163/1287] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:15:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/07/20 16:58:57] xonic [175/716] has come upon Zaratustra [152/929] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:43:43 is removed from xonic's clock.
[02/08/20 13:24:59] Athos, Zaratustra, and gdm [299/2277] have team battled Asara, Sharky4, and SlimeDiamond [325/2363] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/20 19:28:59] Ttech [1641/1955] has challenged Zaratustra [158/929] in combat and won! 30 days, 01:05:13 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/08/20 20:29:15] Zaratustra [875/929] has challenged lipek [501/1361] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:30:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/09/20 11:23:00] GipsyPureGold, Lnk, and Zaratustra [1023/2606] have team battled sunri5e, Sharky4, and buksi [1058/3127] and lost! 0 days, 16:25:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/20 08:40:40] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:03:55 from level 103.
[02/11/20 17:49:28] Zaratustra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:41:07 from level 103.
[02/12/20 08:29:44] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:18:38 towards level 103.
[02/13/20 13:28:05] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:15:28 from level 103.
[02/13/20 15:58:41] Zaratustra [383/929] has challenged Brady [675/1088] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:16:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/20 00:33:19] blizgerg [313/1374] has come upon Zaratustra [279/929] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:05:28 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/16/20 08:22:25] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:23:19 towards level 103.
[02/16/20 15:29:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 24 days, 20:01:02 toward level 103.
[02/17/20 09:14:11] vegadark, Zaratustra, and SlimeDiamond [1734/2112] have team battled bisco, Sharky4, and Brady [2069/3237] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 08:12:57] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:28 from level 103.
[02/22/20 00:40:20] womblecat, Zaratustra, and alephnull [890/2850] have team battled Beavis, Xenthys, and brendan [900/3231] and lost! 1 day, 19:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/20 14:53:36] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:07 from level 103.
[02/24/20 10:48:26] Zaratustra is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:38:19 is added to their clock.
[02/24/20 16:27:12] TauPan [340/443] has challenged Zaratustra [840/929] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:11:18 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/24/20 23:28:48] el [104/1014] has challenged Zaratustra [390/929] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:24:27 is added to el's clock.
[02/25/20 00:00:49] D.Va, Zaratustra, and sheu [2343/2658] have team battled GipsyPureGold, Sharky4, and pants [1514/3041] and won! 1 day, 20:40:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/20 17:24:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 05:36:54 from level 103.
[02/25/20 23:09:03] lipek, Zaratustra, and Tenorman [1694/3541] have team battled Bluedog, Khorne, and D.Va [2013/2548] and lost! 2 days, 03:26:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 01:21:54] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:09 towards level 103.
[02/26/20 06:59:37] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:24 from level 103.
[02/26/20 11:05:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 3 days, 22:51:21 toward level 103.
[02/26/20 19:38:46] el [880/1014] has challenged Zaratustra [249/929] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:01:05 is removed from el's clock.
[02/27/20 01:37:31] lorwp [67/380] has challenged Zaratustra [773/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to lorwp's clock.
[02/27/20 02:28:42] Khorne, Tor, and AbrahamLinksys [1172/2876] have team battled Nechayev, Majak, and Zaratustra [2397/2521] and lost! 0 days, 21:40:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/20 05:47:58] Zaratustra [283/929] has come upon dclaw123 [296/1093] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:58:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/28/20 20:48:43] Zaratustra, el, and HeavyPodda [1366/2889] have team battled Nechayev, tmberg, and sheu [193/2921] and won! 1 day, 04:40:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 11:08:39] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:46 from level 103.
[03/01/20 07:21:36] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:21 from level 103.
[03/03/20 07:26:10] simple [465/1030] has come upon Zaratustra [698/929] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:27:50 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/20 09:48:22] Zaratustra [93/929] has challenged buksi [773/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:06 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/03/20 15:18:19] Zaratustra lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:55 from level 103.
[03/03/20 23:01:46] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:34 towards level 103.
[03/05/20 12:34:31] Zaratustra [589/929] has challenged lakwatsero [345/388] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:27:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/07/20 10:11:58] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:52:49 from level 104.
[03/08/20 02:01:23] Mars [13/1291] has come upon Zaratustra [95/929] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:11:42 is added to Mars's clock.
[03/08/20 12:07:28] Zaratustra [45/929] has come upon rxcomm [628/1330] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:40:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/08/20 18:22:43] Zaratustra is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 21:11:36 is added to their clock.
[03/08/20 19:36:10] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 12:26:14 towards level 104.
[03/09/20 03:02:43] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:58:35 towards level 104.
[03/09/20 16:24:22] Zaratustra [34/1136] has challenged Reilly [421/571] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:23:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/09/20 23:42:55] Zaratustra [817/1136] has come upon Birdbones [832/1360] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 10:19:56 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/10/20 18:43:09] skarlso [541/792] has come upon Zaratustra [579/1136] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:50:56 is added to skarlso's clock.
[03/12/20 07:12:46] Vinaduro [172/210] has challenged Zaratustra [945/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to Vinaduro's clock.
[03/12/20 19:38:33] Zaratustra [785/1136] has come upon kenyon [731/1084] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 06:09:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/13/20 12:45:51] crysys [714/782] has challenged Zaratustra [249/1136] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:36:37 is removed from crysys's clock.
[03/13/20 13:11:36] hunterkll [132/162] has challenged Zaratustra [8/1136] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:56 is removed from hunterkll's clock.
[03/13/20 17:40:17] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:32:24 towards level 104.
[04/04/20 20:30:37] Kronos [20/265] has challenged Zaratustra [213/1136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:00 is added to Kronos's clock.
[04/06/20 20:35:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 02:21:07 from level 104.
[04/06/20 21:10:49] brendan, lipek, and Zaratustra [207/3898] have team battled JensRex, Jaglag, and Tor [2777/2864] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 23:05:01] pfoley [781/893] has challenged Zaratustra [586/1136] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:33:31 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[04/08/20 22:40:10] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:08:50 towards level 104.
[04/09/20 08:38:38] Agent86, Zaratustra, and Nofew [190/2674] have team battled Tenorman, M144, and ToHellWithGA [358/3270] and lost! 11 days, 21:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 14:26:28] Zaratustra [1045/1136] has come upon ganome [70/611] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:17:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/11/20 17:31:17] Zaratustra [759/1136] has challenged nawcom [505/565] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:39:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/12/20 06:51:24] Zaratustra [745/1136] has come upon Susumurata [276/580] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:14:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/13/20 08:17:35] Birdbones [167/1360] has challenged Zaratustra [553/1136] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:31:52 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/13/20 08:22:48] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:36:43 towards level 104.
[04/13/20 22:54:04] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:05 towards level 104.
[04/14/20 07:43:32] crysys [501/782] has challenged Zaratustra [28/1136] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:05:30 is removed from crysys's clock.
[04/15/20 03:33:08] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:53 towards level 104.
[04/15/20 21:40:18] sheu, ganome, Andries, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/20 11:18:25] yano [89/618] has come upon Zaratustra [589/1136] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:33 is added to yano's clock.
[04/17/20 00:33:36] Zaratustra [226/1136] has come upon Syloq [239/794] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:08:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/18/20 11:43:38] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:36:57 from level 104.
[04/18/20 23:40:49] JuanMaestro, parkaman, and Zaratustra [2108/2451] have team battled desikitteh, TimWolla, and Tiny_Nuggins [2126/2289] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/20 18:16:10] Bluedog and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/20 03:11:33] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/20 08:14:08] dindinx, Zaratustra, and MJ94 [723/2576] have team battled rxcomm, yano, and delet [1600/2024] and lost! 3 days, 02:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/20 11:29:38] Zaratustra [1057/1140] has challenged Kronos [241/364] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:11:59 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/21/20 19:08:41] Zaratustra [108/1140] has come upon Blukunfando [223/394] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:12:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/23/20 06:13:14] fattrat, anarcat, and soltys [829/2817] have team battled Brady, Zaratustra, and TimWolla [1370/3114] and lost! 14 days, 17:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/20 14:02:41] AncalagonThBlack and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/20 21:19:31] jnerulax, Tor, and SCSi [1458/2542] have team battled lipek, freeboson, and Zaratustra [1407/3137] and won! 0 days, 01:04:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/20 01:27:52] rustybicycle [523/576] has challenged Zaratustra [859/1140] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:45:16 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[04/26/20 04:29:44] Zaratustra [455/1140] has come upon buksi [634/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:13:19 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/20 11:35:14] jayvee [402/684] has challenged Zaratustra [353/1140] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:47:31 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[04/26/20 11:35:14] jayvee has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:55:42 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/20 12:47:46] Nechayev [242/885] has come upon Zaratustra [276/1140] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 02:51:02 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/26/20 13:46:01] jbroome [680/1019] has come upon Zaratustra [1098/1140] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 08:08:57 is added to jbroome's clock.
[04/26/20 18:21:38] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:51 towards level 104.
[04/28/20 09:20:46] jbroome, Elgo, and WallIdl [401/2578] have team battled L, Nistur, and Zaratustra [2250/2757] and lost! 7 days, 21:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/20 08:57:44] nawcom [148/590] has challenged Zaratustra [1005/1140] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:10:29 is added to nawcom's clock.
[04/29/20 13:44:32] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/20 23:57:55] freeboson [268/695] has come upon Zaratustra [346/1140] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 05:26:57 is added to freeboson's clock.
[04/30/20 15:58:26] Varjatticus [318/355] has challenged Zaratustra [1025/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:03 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/30/20 17:21:02] eta [160/298] has challenged Zaratustra [949/1140] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:53:26 is added to eta's clock.
[04/30/20 23:57:28] blizgerg [976/1374] has come upon Zaratustra [351/1140] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:18:47 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/02/20 07:04:00] MJ94 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/20 12:41:15] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:33 towards level 104.
[05/05/20 12:25:36] algernon [284/717] has challenged Zaratustra [146/1140] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:54:35 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/06/20 20:41:12] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:45:38 from level 104.
[05/06/20 22:46:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 3 days, 00:18:40 toward level 104.
[05/07/20 10:35:14] Zaratustra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Zaratustra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/20 02:48:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 3 days, 09:14:50 toward level 104.
[05/09/20 05:56:26] Zaratustra [1083/1135] has come upon MadMan [1085/1306] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/09/20 13:10:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 07:20:54 toward level 104.
[05/10/20 19:06:33] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/20 20:19:44] Zaratustra [122/1144] has challenged petrichor [354/1231] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:07:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/11/20 02:53:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 13 days, 19:45:06 toward level 105.
[05/11/20 05:06:04] wLion [241/273] has come upon Zaratustra [260/1144] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:55 is added to wLion's clock.
[05/11/20 11:22:25] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:49:07 towards level 105.
[05/12/20 11:13:17] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:38:32 from level 105.
[05/12/20 21:23:33] StalkR, brycec, and Zaratustra [2706/2837] have team battled Milquetoast, AncalagonThBlack, and Atan [2185/2685] and won! 1 day, 21:50:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 00:08:43] Zaratustra [402/1144] has challenged elf [759/1298] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:54:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/13/20 06:05:14] Milquetoast, desikitteh, and Zaratustra [1413/2770] have team battled sairis, jayvee, and bookworm [529/1667] and won! 1 day, 13:44:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/20 04:53:50] Zaratustra [548/1144] has come upon damyan [902/1242] and been defeated in combat! 31 days, 18:10:39 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/14/20 15:17:36] mordac [1171/1317] has challenged Zaratustra [1136/1144] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:16:06 is removed from mordac's clock.
[05/15/20 17:20:10] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 16:58:40 towards level 105.
[05/16/20 16:04:52] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 21:17:31 towards level 105.
[05/16/20 21:30:00] pollo [288/1071] has challenged Zaratustra [652/1144] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:10:36 is added to pollo's clock.
[05/16/20 22:55:23] Zaratustra [377/1144] has come upon Bahhumbug [804/973] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 08:52:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/19/20 01:43:36] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 12:23:20 from level 105.
[05/19/20 10:17:59] loomysh [636/1141] has come upon Zaratustra [910/1144] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:01:52 is added to loomysh's clock.
[05/19/20 19:42:36] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 03:15:48 towards level 105.
[05/20/20 09:15:53] Zaratustra and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/20 01:50:42] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 12:16:23 towards level 105.
[05/21/20 22:03:58] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 22:13:39 towards level 105.
[05/22/20 03:32:54] Zaratustra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Zaratustra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/20 05:27:10] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 20:59:33 towards level 105.
[05/23/20 01:34:45] Cataly5m, Zaratustra, and jnerulax [300/2088] have team battled Athos, Elgo, and Mars [1183/2792] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 17:57:59] Zaratustra and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 03:10:07] Zaratustra [560/1137] has challenged sunri5e [54/1152] in combat and won! 31 days, 18:44:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/25/20 03:11:35] Elgo [642/921] has challenged Zaratustra [686/1137] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:39:04 is added to Elgo's clock.
[05/25/20 23:19:59] pfoley [426/905] has challenged Zaratustra [576/1137] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:09:12 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/26/20 04:41:07] Zaratustra [291/1137] has come upon brycec [855/1224] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 12:12:05 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/26/20 05:37:26] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:14:31 towards level 105.
[05/26/20 18:13:14] sjums_the_great [939/983] has come upon Zaratustra [259/1137] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:11:24 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/27/20 08:07:49] TimWolla, Dyntra, and M144 [953/2244] have team battled Zaratustra, Pontuzz, and tris [1141/1803] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/20 15:34:20] Zaratustra [642/1137] has challenged CornFly [814/1194] in combat and lost! 19 days, 17:37:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/28/20 17:33:56] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 02:54:52 towards level 105.
[05/29/20 17:40:08] ohnx [541/782] has challenged Zaratustra [416/1137] in combat and won! 24 days, 02:34:23 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[05/30/20 10:43:54] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:39:21 towards level 105.
[05/30/20 14:35:06] Beefcan [250/682] has challenged Zaratustra [267/1137] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/30/20 19:48:39] loomysh, HeavyPodda, and Zaratustra [2430/3242] have team battled Antium, KH405, and ohnx [866/2259] and won! 9 days, 15:50:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 23:16:51] Roxana, Atan, and Majak [1147/2991] have team battled RBecker, M144, and Zaratustra [2080/2928] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 05:27:48] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:56:01 from level 105.
[06/02/20 01:13:18] Zaratustra [1115/1137] has come upon dax [254/856] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 07:05:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/02/20 01:58:08] Zaratustra [806/1137] has challenged TauPan [385/477] in combat and won! 23 days, 08:10:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/02/20 09:39:13] lavamind [226/798] has come upon Zaratustra [240/1137] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:17 is added to lavamind's clock.
[06/02/20 16:10:59] elbie, Zaratustra, and SirMonkeybox [1370/2267] have team battled pants, simple, and Pontuzz [980/2697] and won! 2 days, 03:41:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/20 17:04:45] Zaratustra, zbe, and womblecat [2464/2594] have team battled Bradicus, MadMan, and FSM [1771/3161] and won! 0 days, 02:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 05:17:56] soltys, Bahhumbug, and MaryMaid [901/2590] have team battled buyoq, Zaratustra, and parkaman [85/2255] and won! 4 days, 10:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/20 01:58:40] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 03:11:19] Syloq and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 15:40:56] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:23:12 towards level 105.
[06/05/20 18:13:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 17 days, 13:00:55 toward level 105.
[06/06/20 16:46:21] Zaratustra [957/1137] has challenged Neo [360/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:24:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/06/20 21:00:42] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:35:36 towards level 105.
[06/07/20 09:38:58] lakwatsero [101/375] has come upon Zaratustra [774/1137] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 02:24:02 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[06/11/20 17:34:27] Ttech stole Zaratustra's level 75 shield while they were sleeping! Ttech leaves their old level 64 shield behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[06/11/20 21:16:35] Zaratustra [27/1125] has come upon sc_ [478/752] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:18:39 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/20 11:49:02] Zaratustra [935/1125] has come upon brycec [688/946] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:26:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/20 13:24:25] Heisenberg [806/1109] has come upon Zaratustra [361/1125] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:49:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/13/20 01:24:21] Zaratustra [76/1125] has challenged yano [403/653] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:25:22 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/13/20 09:20:03] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 19:02:01] Zaratustra and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 20:41:08] Zaratustra [21/1125] has challenged Tratos [617/994] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:15:18 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/16/20 07:55:52] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:40 from level 105.
[06/16/20 08:44:10] Zaratustra [283/1125] has challenged phraktyl [566/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:25:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/19/20 21:27:04] Zaratustra [868/1125] has come upon dindinx [523/721] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:26:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/21/20 04:12:38] Zaratustra [598/1125] has challenged Nofew [521/940] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/22/20 01:17:45] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:42:26 from level 105.
[06/24/20 11:37:21] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:02 towards level 105.
[06/24/20 15:55:42] brycec and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 11:34:31] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:30:27 from level 105.
[06/26/20 21:42:20] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:43 towards level 105.
[06/27/20 01:47:17] bigtrees [242/397] has challenged Zaratustra [234/1130] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:14:44 is removed from bigtrees's clock.
[06/27/20 14:33:15] Zaratustra [750/1130] has come upon irix [299/956] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:53:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/28/20 00:10:38] Asara and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 09:04:47] Zaratustra [960/1130] has come upon himuraken [327/984] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:49:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/28/20 15:57:12] cocco [139/150] has challenged Zaratustra [53/1130] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:58:41 is removed from cocco's clock.
[06/29/20 00:03:40] TauPan [81/477] has come upon Zaratustra [920/1130] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 05:03:06 is added to TauPan's clock.
[06/30/20 15:45:14] Zaratustra [735/1130] has challenged i3d [641/652] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:10:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/30/20 15:50:00] Zaratustra [1116/1130] has come upon cirdan [454/943] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 04:43:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/30/20 20:02:20] HeavyPodda [275/966] has come upon Zaratustra [813/1130] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:26:35 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/30/20 20:21:48] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:04:13 towards level 106.
[07/01/20 00:05:28] Zaratustra and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/20 04:12:26] Zaratustra and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/20 19:58:39] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:54:29 towards level 106.
[07/02/20 22:25:49] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:48:37 towards level 106.
[07/03/20 00:31:12] Iceman [400/1026] has come upon Zaratustra [683/1130] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:50:53 is added to Iceman's clock.
[07/03/20 09:43:42] fattrat [340/1247] has come upon Zaratustra [546/1130] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 23:57:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/03/20 16:06:29] rxcomm, buksi, and Eldoreth [1788/3447] have team battled TauPan, micah, and Zaratustra [1976/2561] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/20 16:25:09] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:13 towards level 106.
[07/03/20 21:15:42] Frogging101 [171/767] has challenged Zaratustra [581/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:44:54 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[07/04/20 15:07:48] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/20 05:12:28] HeavyPodda, rustybicycle, and Tiny_Nuggins [1131/2718] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Zaratustra, and sheu [533/2755] and won! 4 days, 01:25:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/20 07:45:42] tms and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/20 14:24:38] buksi [700/894] has challenged Zaratustra [464/1120] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:01:38 is removed from buksi's clock.
[07/06/20 20:46:32] algernon, Zyphyr, and Everyman [2288/2372] have team battled Eldoreth, Elgo, and Zaratustra [2068/3332] and won! 1 day, 02:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 00:21:34] algernon, womblecat, and irix [948/2575] have team battled TimWolla, Zaratustra, and Chuck [2613/2738] and lost! 2 days, 03:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/20 07:37:22] ganome and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 16:04:39] CornFly [744/1179] has come upon Zaratustra [32/1120] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 02:40:37 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/07/20 16:35:58] PiotrekD [258/1014] has come upon Zaratustra [778/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:25:17 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[07/09/20 13:45:13] Vic [247/397] has come upon Zaratustra [1068/1120] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:16 is added to Vic's clock.
[07/10/20 15:25:29] astropoint, ToHellWithGA, and shymega [863/2785] have team battled grooverider, Zaratustra, and petrichor [3765/3916] and lost! 1 day, 08:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/20 15:24:21] FSM, Lemelisk, and rustybicycle [2336/2926] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and Chuck [186/2910] and won! 0 days, 10:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 18:02:47] Zaratustra [93/1120] has challenged shymega [32/659] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:31:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/13/20 03:40:33] Zaratustra, bookworm, and crysys [778/2322] have team battled TimWolla, xnaas, and PlasmaStar [333/1737] and won! 2 days, 09:51:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 20:19:55] Varjatticus and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 08:34:36] Zaratustra, cocco, and sigmg [1086/2389] have team battled jnerulax, Beavis, and Andries [2150/2610] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/20 17:50:31] Zaratustra [635/1120] has come upon irix [744/956] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:29:44 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/16/20 01:20:25] soltys [688/960] has challenged Zaratustra [523/1120] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:57:53 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/16/20 13:28:34] Zaratustra, unicron, and max [756/2738] have team battled Fennec, Agent86, and neurospex [72/2666] and won! 3 days, 15:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 13:07:22] Zaratustra [271/1120] has come upon bookworm [152/468] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:11:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/19/20 01:26:59] MiddlewareMonkey [163/1036] has come upon Zaratustra [980/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/19/20 05:37:15] dindinx, freeboson, and shymega [809/2099] have team battled Beefcan, JeDa, and Zaratustra [1759/2254] and lost! 1 day, 15:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 14:05:21] inittab, Majak, and elbie [1677/2273] have team battled Nistur, Zaratustra, and Beefcan [1844/2619] and lost! 1 day, 18:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/20 01:50:47] h00k [781/800] has come upon Zaratustra [751/1120] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:51:42 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/23/20 01:27:58] Altair, Zaratustra, and bobvador [1391/2121] have team battled Lemelisk, jayvee, and djm [185/2985] and won! 0 days, 02:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 08:49:05] Zaratustra [514/1120] has come upon dwfreed [125/822] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:53:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/23/20 15:45:07] Scornn and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/20 04:07:58] Tiny_Nuggins [559/960] has challenged Zaratustra [332/1120] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:09:32 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/24/20 12:09:58] Zaratustra [57/1120] has challenged ganome [109/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/25/20 07:13:25] Zaratustra [759/1120] has come upon Eldoreth [966/1341] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:29 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/26/20 05:02:20] kenyon [847/1399] has challenged Zaratustra [964/1120] in combat and lost! 15 days, 07:51:18 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/26/20 18:23:40] Zaratustra [560/1120] has challenged freeboson [181/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/26/20 23:17:01] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:29 towards level 106.
[07/27/20 11:12:54] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:02 towards level 106.
[07/27/20 14:30:48] SirMonkeybox [114/493] has challenged Zaratustra [508/1120] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:15:18 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/27/20 18:41:38] Zaratustra [156/1120] has come upon GunMan [278/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[07/28/20 08:39:58] Blukunfando, Scornn, and ganome [46/1963] have team battled MadMan, GunMan, and Zaratustra [911/2870] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/20 09:26:45] Zaratustra [510/1120] has challenged buksi [476/885] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:49:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[07/29/20 10:52:30] RBecker, Zaratustra, PiotrekD, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/20 15:51:51] soltys, feek, and Blukunfando [336/1750] have team battled lavamind, TauPan, and Zaratustra [11/2427] and won! 0 days, 01:58:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 19:25:43] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:44:20 from level 107.
[08/03/20 05:45:07] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:03:48 from level 107.
[08/04/20 00:48:08] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:36:37 from level 107.
[08/04/20 16:15:55] theZoMBiE [7/484] has challenged Zaratustra [314/1120] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:03:33 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/05/20 09:49:31] sheu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 16:12:23] el, Zaratustra, Agent86, and Pontuzz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/20 16:16:33] Zaratustra and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 20:24:37] blackroot [18/33] has challenged Zaratustra [703/1120] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:14 is added to blackroot's clock.
[08/07/20 15:56:48] Iceman [925/1029] has come upon Zaratustra [1053/1120] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:59:06 is added to Iceman's clock.
[08/07/20 20:40:46] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 05:05:03] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:12 towards level 107.
[08/09/20 02:16:58] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:43 towards level 107.
[08/09/20 02:20:11] canton7 [1125/1241] has come upon Zaratustra [457/1120] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 19:50:20 is removed from canton7's clock.
[08/09/20 02:20:11] canton7 has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:02:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/09/20 08:57:52] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:26 towards level 107.
[08/11/20 13:17:49] Zaratustra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Zaratustra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/20 08:29:33] feek [311/521] has challenged Zaratustra [864/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to feek's clock.
[08/13/20 03:26:33] m0shbear, simple, and Zaratustra [1320/3436] have team battled h00k, pants, and pfoley [1312/3015] and won! 4 days, 11:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 19:26:46] Zaratustra, theZoMBiE, and Crazycatlady [1214/2451] have team battled CornFly, blabber, and elf [2470/3444] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/20 20:17:37] Yuhno [252/723] has challenged Zaratustra [467/1114] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:05:27 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/15/20 02:47:48] sheu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 03:23:12] Zaratustra [583/1114] has come upon Pici [223/1258] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:42:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/15/20 04:19:30] Zaratustra [336/1114] has challenged DrJosh9000 [1/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:17:58 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/16/20 08:14:59] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:34 towards level 107.
[08/16/20 17:27:59] Zaratustra [97/1114] has challenged TauPan [215/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:18:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/17/20 12:32:23] Zaratustra [39/1114] has challenged Tratos [875/1122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:07:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/19/20 23:23:47] JeDa, Zaratustra, and MadHatter [416/2273] have team battled Milquetoast, Tenorman, and kenyon [148/3773] and won! 0 days, 23:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/20 15:06:12] golgy [862/961] has come upon Zaratustra [1078/1114] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:18:29 is added to golgy's clock.
[08/23/20 04:04:57] Zaratustra [962/1114] has challenged algernon [239/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/23/20 06:29:45] Zaratustra and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 14:45:21] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/20 17:42:53] Zaratustra [1092/1120] has challenged Zyphyr [199/678] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/23/20 19:56:28] KH405 [397/565] has come upon Zaratustra [682/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:29:31 is added to KH405's clock.
[08/24/20 12:29:50] Psilocybe [731/750] has come upon Zaratustra [1005/1120] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:03:47 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/25/20 05:10:29] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:22:21 towards level 108.
[08/25/20 18:56:16] Zaratustra [571/1120] has come upon djm [18/877] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 18:43:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/26/20 01:48:45] feek and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 13:43:43] Zaratustra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:57:35 from level 108.
[08/27/20 16:11:19] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:13:43 towards level 108.
[08/27/20 19:49:06] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 13:40:32] Andries and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 20:19:31] fattrat, jayvee, and sjefen6 [1340/2900] have team battled Zaratustra, GunMan, and Khorne [308/2334] and won! 1 day, 02:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 07:43:12] pfoley, AncalagonThBlack, and Zaratustra [2206/2920] have team battled elbie, Mateusz, and TimWolla [2208/2781] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/20 11:44:56] Zaratustra, Forud, and AngryParsley [599/3232] have team battled jayvee, Lemelisk, and Leedsichthys [93/2545] and won! 2 days, 00:02:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 03:55:13] Pontuzz [40/454] has challenged Zaratustra [920/1120] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:35 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[09/01/20 17:33:08] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:28:19 towards level 108.
[09/02/20 14:03:08] Ttech [21/2040] has challenged Zaratustra [325/1120] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:38:13 is added to Ttech's clock.
[09/03/20 21:13:05] Zaratustra [106/1120] has challenged bookworm [288/468] in combat and lost! 21 days, 00:01:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/04/20 03:39:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 167 days, 16:37:57 toward level 108.
[09/04/20 05:15:18] AbrahamLinksys [104/645] has challenged Zaratustra [416/1120] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:40:30 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/04/20 09:11:54] anarcat [450/899] has come upon Zaratustra [693/1120] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:42:43 is added to anarcat's clock.
[09/04/20 11:18:20] KeboDK, yano, and Zaratustra [908/2609] have team battled RBecker, GilbertErik, and ohnx [2013/2535] and lost! 10 days, 05:38:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 09:02:37] tms, Zaratustra, and dax [1262/2921] have team battled Tratos, dartainus, and HeavyPodda [2592/2912] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 12:26:50] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:37:22 towards level 108.
[09/06/20 22:16:20] waifu, crysys, and Zaratustra [2306/3035] have team battled grooverider, Crazycatlady, and blabber [2556/3274] and lost! 1 day, 09:15:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 03:55:06] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:39:10 towards level 108.
[09/07/20 08:08:06] i3d, vegadark, and Zaratustra [1010/2594] have team battled jnerulax, algernon, and Globalirc [2282/2668] and lost! 6 days, 03:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 10:56:36] parkaman [682/772] has come upon Zaratustra [167/1120] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:04:39 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[09/07/20 16:59:18] Zaratustra [483/1120] has come upon rxcomm [198/1302] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 09:57:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/07/20 17:49:53] Zaratustra [239/1120] has come upon jnerulax [445/821] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:31:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/08/20 07:41:23] Odin [13/497] has challenged Zaratustra [94/1120] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:49 is added to Odin's clock.
[09/08/20 15:56:38] Asara and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/20 07:46:13] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:18 towards level 108.
[09/10/20 19:57:07] Zaratustra [150/1120] has come upon AbacusAvenger [850/913] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:02:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/10/20 23:28:33] soltys [96/965] has come upon Zaratustra [256/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:59:32 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/11/20 08:33:26] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:18:56 towards level 108.
[09/12/20 01:05:01] SCSi [668/1029] has challenged Zaratustra [270/1120] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:20:24 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[09/12/20 04:36:03] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:23:46 towards level 108.
[09/12/20 06:00:19] Zaratustra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:36:27 from level 108.
[09/12/20 11:15:47] Zaratustra and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 03:11:37] jjasghar [327/538] has come upon Zaratustra [135/1120] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:06:07 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[09/13/20 11:41:19] feek and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 16:40:18] GilbertErik, Zaratustra, and WallIdl [2089/2657] have team battled shymega, sairis, and sjums_the_great [2052/2454] and won! 4 days, 21:03:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 06:02:48] dax, Zaratustra, crysys, and GeneralZod have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/20 10:13:03] Zaratustra [1066/1120] has come upon Mirc0p [271/769] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:06:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/16/20 02:39:38] jjasghar [286/559] has challenged Zaratustra [832/1120] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:46:03 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[09/16/20 10:38:26] JensRex [1231/1296] has come upon Zaratustra [915/1120] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:23:49 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/16/20 10:38:29] JensRex [836/1296] has come upon Zaratustra [1057/1120] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:05 is added to JensRex's clock.
[09/17/20 03:34:25] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:10 towards level 108.
[09/19/20 12:48:07] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 16:05:43] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:10 towards level 108.
[09/20/20 01:31:23] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:18 from level 108.
[09/20/20 01:31:38] Elgo, Vic, and Khorne [1254/2331] have team battled micah, Zaratustra, and Lemelisk [775/3528] and won! 2 days, 04:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 04:01:34] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:25 from level 108.
[09/20/20 18:01:47] MiddlewareMonkey [582/1045] has challenged Zaratustra [229/1120] in combat and won! 19 days, 10:35:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/20/20 23:31:02] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:14:19 towards level 108.
[09/21/20 00:52:50] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:00:46 from level 108.
[09/21/20 14:33:07] FSM and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/20 21:32:26] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:26:06 from level 108.
[09/23/20 12:10:53] Zod, MrGlass, and WallIdl [962/1904] have team battled canton7, Zaratustra, and gdm [1596/3030] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/20 02:18:45] Zaratustra, Notir, and Frogging101 [1226/2439] have team battled Jaglag, el, and Varjatticus [1358/2066] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/20 12:26:19] Zaratustra and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 02:23:27] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:50:26 from level 108.
[09/25/20 12:31:44] Varjatticus [255/376] has challenged Zaratustra [590/1120] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:47:30 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/26/20 03:47:33] L, djm, and gdm [1005/2421] have team battled Milquetoast, bigjay, and Zaratustra [1679/3547] and lost! 1 day, 17:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/20 10:01:33] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:42 towards level 108.
[09/26/20 23:58:43] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 02:41:26] Zaratustra [184/1120] has challenged maligned [462/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:28:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/29/20 16:51:29] Beavis [234/1182] has come upon Zaratustra [262/1120] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:40:35 is added to Beavis's clock.
[09/29/20 21:22:55] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/20 05:04:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 4 days, 20:23:10 toward level 108.
[09/30/20 16:57:52] sheu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/20 20:18:26] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:17 towards level 108.
[10/01/20 10:40:50] Zaratustra [465/1128] has come upon bookworm [249/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:52:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/01/20 19:50:03] Zaratustra [1063/1128] has challenged sairis [411/800] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:15:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/01/20 20:12:14] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and dclaw123 [474/2965] have team battled Zaratustra, Majak, and tmberg [2215/3462] and lost! 1 day, 21:33:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 22:17:30] el [655/1189] has come upon Zaratustra [926/1128] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:06:04 is added to el's clock.
[10/04/20 18:59:23] Zaratustra and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/20 12:49:03] Scornn, ohnx, Zaratustra, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/20 23:31:44] Zaratustra [1002/1128] has come upon ohnx [446/788] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 04:45:27 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/06/20 20:34:41] JensRex [572/1303] has challenged Zaratustra [758/1128] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:09:35 is added to JensRex's clock.
[10/07/20 23:10:18] Zaratustra [526/1128] has come upon ohnx [275/806] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:52:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/20 06:28:16] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:03:27 towards level 109.
[10/10/20 16:11:18] sjums_the_great [422/980] has come upon Zaratustra [69/1128] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:19:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/12/20 05:04:30] m0shbear [1053/1260] has challenged Zaratustra [1106/1128] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:45:42 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/13/20 20:58:32] DrJosh9000 [772/815] has come upon Zaratustra [155/1128] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:54:31 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/15/20 01:50:45] CornFly [1111/1188] has come upon Zaratustra [657/1128] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:52 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/16/20 14:28:09] Zaratustra [968/1128] has come upon i3d [530/717] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:12:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/16/20 14:31:27] borsin, rxcomm, and sc_ [1165/2865] have team battled bobvador, Zaratustra, and RedW [2727/2802] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/20 18:32:34] Elgo, astropoint, and LukeLR [1868/2904] have team battled suterismus, Zaratustra, and Andries [2169/3606] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 10:51:22] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:43 towards level 109.
[10/18/20 12:50:27] Lnk [800/1106] has challenged Zaratustra [684/1133] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:56:31 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/19/20 06:40:29] el, L, and Mithkabob [643/2688] have team battled Zaratustra, xayto, and astropoint [497/3010] and won! 1 day, 11:51:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 06:59:16] Zaratustra [244/1133] has challenged Agent86 [310/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:36:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/20/20 08:39:11] Zaratustra and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 20:29:19] Zaratustra and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 07:23:47] Tratos and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 23:59:21] Tratos and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/20 12:09:09] theZoMBiE [447/478] has come upon Zaratustra [319/1133] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:36:32 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/24/20 17:28:08] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:59 towards level 109.
[10/25/20 11:40:51] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:31:38 from level 109.
[10/25/20 12:28:13] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:39 towards level 109.
[10/25/20 16:42:20] Zaratustra [544/1133] has come upon maligned [266/917] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:48:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/26/20 10:15:25] Zaratustra, Nargoth, and pztrn [603/1659] have team battled anarcat, Bradicus, and meskio [2724/3162] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/20 15:13:19] Varjatticus, Jaglag, and Zaratustra [602/1998] have team battled shymega, AbrahamLinksys, and ilbelkyr [2155/2654] and lost! 0 days, 20:32:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 00:50:21] Zaratustra [415/1133] has challenged anderson [446/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/20 11:52:50] Zaratustra [208/1133] has challenged jjasghar [365/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/28/20 13:53:16] Jaglag [206/502] has challenged Zaratustra [474/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:27 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[10/28/20 20:27:39] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:12 towards level 109.
[10/29/20 17:09:21] algernon, Bluedog, and Desspugne [1043/2300] have team battled Zaratustra, womblecat, and Bradicus [1380/3340] and lost! 1 day, 13:05:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/20 01:06:51] simple [56/1108] has challenged Zaratustra [73/1133] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:31:31 is added to simple's clock.
[11/01/20 08:52:52] canton7, MrGlass, and Notir [2366/2697] have team battled Zaratustra, pants, and Reilly [1727/3049] and won! 0 days, 15:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 22:38:15] GunMan, ohnx, and damyan [1608/2797] have team battled Roxana, allo, and Zaratustra [1895/3422] and lost! 1 day, 18:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 05:18:34] nawcom [630/645] has challenged Zaratustra [33/1133] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:58:52 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[11/02/20 07:55:00] Zaratustra, Forud, and Tratos [701/3296] have team battled soltys, UnknownHero, and Muirrum [998/1732] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/20 02:16:28] maligned, Zaratustra, and Balthazar [1385/3114] have team battled Blukunfando, pyre, and cirdan [926/1558] and won! 0 days, 19:43:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/20 03:32:48] Meistro [34/209] has challenged Zaratustra [835/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:42 is added to Meistro's clock.
[11/04/20 09:30:34] Zaratustra [1023/1133] has challenged sjums_the_great [636/980] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:03:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/04/20 11:45:15] k-rad [11/258] has challenged Zaratustra [384/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:00 is added to k-rad's clock.
[11/05/20 04:24:39] blizgerg [781/1238] has come upon Zaratustra [873/1133] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:21 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[11/06/20 05:40:22] dwfreed [680/874] has challenged Zaratustra [6/1133] in combat and won! 23 days, 19:17:04 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/08/20 07:47:45] Zaratustra [19/1133] has come upon Ironhoof [987/1357] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:45:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/09/20 08:57:22] Zaratustra [979/1133] has challenged MrGlass [560/915] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:47:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/09/20 08:57:22] Zaratustra has dealt MrGlass a Critical Strike! 5 days, 03:54:31 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/09/20 12:49:33] Zaratustra and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/20 22:11:30] Xenthys [19/778] has challenged Zaratustra [272/1133] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:45:09 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/14/20 23:35:13] pyre [367/629] has come upon Zaratustra [183/1133] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:47:03 is removed from pyre's clock.
[11/15/20 08:30:19] Zaratustra [857/1133] has challenged LukeLR [679/870] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/15/20 22:54:19] k-rad, UnknownHero, and AbrahamLinksys [682/1552] have team battled Zaratustra, ohnx, and dwfreed [778/2838] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/20 07:12:43] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 06:57:37] Zaratustra [604/1133] has challenged allo [201/782] in combat and won! 27 days, 01:10:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/17/20 16:34:42] phraktyl, Zaratustra, and himuraken [928/2825] have team battled aismallard, sukil, and theZoMBiE [1780/2008] and lost! 6 days, 05:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/20 15:54:39] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 04:14:39] Zaratustra [556/1133] has come upon Notir [48/530] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:07:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/19/20 17:25:20] kate, kenyon, and Zaratustra [2100/2434] have team battled SCSi, soltys, and HellSpawn [2304/2821] and lost! 0 days, 10:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/20 02:24:25] Zaratustra and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 07:17:50] Lnk, borsin, and dwfreed [1563/2714] have team battled Forud, Xini-Etia, and Zaratustra [1068/2232] and won! 5 days, 17:05:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/20 01:35:35] KatePls [1/44] has challenged Zaratustra [429/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:55 is added to KatePls's clock.
[11/21/20 10:46:24] XBouBou, ganome, and Zaratustra [2172/2255] have team battled himuraken, k-rad, and inittab [2242/2441] and lost! 1 day, 22:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/20 20:18:36] Mollerz [236/290] has challenged Zaratustra [1036/1133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:16 is added to Mollerz's clock.
[11/21/20 23:46:52] Zaratustra and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/20 03:16:44] Zaratustra [162/1133] has challenged allo [30/712] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:53:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/25/20 00:24:53] RBecker and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/20 15:36:02] inittab [1034/1170] has challenged Zaratustra [738/1133] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:44:19 is removed from inittab's clock.
[11/25/20 19:16:25] dxtr [664/936] has challenged Zaratustra [302/1133] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:05:56 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[11/25/20 20:35:03] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:00:57 towards level 110.
[11/26/20 23:43:23] Zaratustra [473/1133] has challenged elbie [555/880] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/27/20 00:15:31] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:25:20 towards level 110.
[11/27/20 10:12:12] Milquetoast, womblecat, and astropoint [2587/2956] have team battled Zaratustra, bobvador, and bookworm [1038/2302] and won! 0 days, 13:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/20 04:07:02] MetaNova, micah, and Tenorman [3395/3520] have team battled JensRex, tms, and Zaratustra [398/3398] and won! 0 days, 00:00:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/20 14:05:45] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/20 11:57:07] Zaratustra [421/1140] has challenged Kurenai [78/283] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:37:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/29/20 20:44:25] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/20 03:00:34] Zaratustra [861/1140] has challenged anderson [130/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:37:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/30/20 13:01:52] Zaratustra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:59:22 from level 110.
[11/30/20 19:16:19] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:05 towards level 110.
[12/01/20 12:59:31] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:25:57 from level 110.
[12/02/20 04:50:27] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:19:09 from level 110.
[12/02/20 20:26:57] Zaratustra [994/1140] has come upon adamus1red [173/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:07:05 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/02/20 22:39:58] GunMan [497/752] has challenged Zaratustra [287/1140] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:28:36 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[12/03/20 20:59:58] Zaratustra [637/1145] has come upon tmberg [987/1557] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:00:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/03/20 22:21:19] PlasmaStar [422/684] has challenged Zaratustra [635/1145] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:39:19 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[12/04/20 06:36:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 15:49:06 toward level 110.
[12/04/20 07:24:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 5 days, 20:38:10 toward level 110.
[12/04/20 08:02:37] waifu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/20 08:40:37] WallIdl, tmberg, and adamus1red [1529/3030] have team battled i3d, Zaratustra, and Pontuzz [1161/2323] and won! 3 days, 22:06:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/20 14:43:24] Desspugne [270/884] has come upon Zaratustra [915/1145] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:31:12 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[12/04/20 17:13:06] astropoint [685/1070] has come upon Zaratustra [12/1145] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 00:15:29 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[12/05/20 01:49:59] womblecat, Zaratustra, and Lnk [395/3084] have team battled shymega, petrichor, and C++ [1635/2566] and lost! 1 day, 18:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/20 05:43:38] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:18:04 towards level 110.
[12/06/20 15:49:19] Zaratustra [686/1145] has come upon micah [450/1201] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:54:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/07/20 09:46:45] blizgerg, Zaratustra, and kenyon [3204/3300] have team battled scumola, dclaw123, and buksi [996/2578] and won! 1 day, 04:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 07:42:24] freeboson [111/676] has come upon Zaratustra [951/1145] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:01:27 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/08/20 17:47:00] MrGlass [360/915] has challenged Zaratustra [412/1145] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:16:51 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/08/20 19:57:27] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:06 towards level 110.
[12/09/20 10:28:12] Zaratustra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:00 from level 110.
[12/09/20 23:26:23] elf [1187/1326] has come upon Zaratustra [910/1145] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:16:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/10/20 09:42:07] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:26 towards level 110.
[12/11/20 06:29:13] Milquetoast, jnerulax, and maligned [1938/2792] have team battled acolarh, Ironhoof, and Zaratustra [1440/3282] and won! 7 days, 12:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 12:08:02] Odin [630/699] has come upon Zaratustra [983/1145] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:52:07 is added to Odin's clock.
[12/11/20 20:47:00] Zaratustra [413/1145] has challenged tms [262/908] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/12/20 01:58:36] Asara and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 17:08:10] pyre [708/768] has challenged Zaratustra [216/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:47 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/13/20 18:58:49] Zaratustra, C++, and Ironhoof [1934/2968] have team battled himuraken, MiddlewareMonkey, and AbacusAvenger [981/2984] and won! 0 days, 11:33:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 00:48:24] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:23:03 from level 111.
[12/14/20 14:37:02] StalkR, adamus1red, and TheSilentLink [819/1584] have team battled IdleMaster, d4rkp1r4t3, and Zaratustra [1941/2328] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/20 22:20:20] Zaratustra [548/1145] has challenged misha [410/755] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:44:00 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/14/20 22:36:42] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:28:52 towards level 111.
[12/15/20 00:38:35] KindOne [114/375] has challenged Zaratustra [943/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:04 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/15/20 05:43:32] Clearcasting, Zaratustra, and Odin [684/2481] have team battled xnaas, sc_, and Khorne [2263/2268] and lost! 0 days, 07:38:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 09:17:42] C++, Xenthys, and kate [1407/1857] have team battled Dante, Zaratustra, and FSM [1115/2241] and won! 0 days, 02:05:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/20 12:03:14] Zaratustra [785/1145] has come upon acolarh [379/753] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:31:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/16/20 12:04:37] Ignotum, Zaratustra, and bookworm [1223/1802] have team battled bisco, Varjatticus, and Nechayev [1395/2663] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 19:10:13] Ttech, Nechayev, and Zaratustra [2300/4142] have team battled dindinx, simple, and freeboson [2016/2562] and won! 6 days, 01:27:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 04:44:04] Zaratustra, brendan, and jose [1828/2935] have team battled pyre, Pici, and blabber [773/2897] and won! 1 day, 13:51:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 04:29:51] Zaratustra [747/1145] has come upon Ignotum [150/247] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:12:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/20/20 05:15:44] Bluedog and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/20 08:55:54] Zaratustra [311/1145] has challenged GilbertErik [1049/1137] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:01:18 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/21/20 11:51:45] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:06 towards level 111.
[12/21/20 11:54:55] Zaratustra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:46:24 from level 111.
[12/21/20 20:10:23] jose [240/377] has come upon Zaratustra [345/1145] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:13 is added to jose's clock.
[12/22/20 21:07:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 02:51:13 from level 111.
[12/23/20 00:23:40] Zaratustra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Zaratustra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/20 14:51:50] Zaratustra [206/1139] has come upon sairis [364/837] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:51:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/24/20 23:52:13] Zaratustra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:20:36 from level 111.
[12/25/20 02:06:28] Misza [1323/1442] has challenged Zaratustra [22/1139] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:18:49 is removed from Misza's clock.
[12/25/20 09:08:06] Zaratustra [376/1139] has challenged elf [787/1371] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:23:34 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/25/20 11:32:16] Zaratustra [1129/1139] has come upon holloway [57/955] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:12:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/25/20 11:44:18] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:45:23 towards level 111.
[12/26/20 12:39:12] allo [180/729] has come upon Zaratustra [629/1139] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 02:41:00 is added to allo's clock.
[12/26/20 17:04:58] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:25:55 towards level 111.
[12/26/20 20:23:49] Zaratustra [1073/1139] has come upon djm [429/849] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:08:17 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/27/20 06:21:49] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:57:27 from level 111.
[12/28/20 09:42:03] elbie [511/875] has come upon Zaratustra [168/1139] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:50:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/28/20 17:29:15] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:15:48 from level 111.
[12/30/20 02:34:04] Zaratustra [150/1139] has challenged GilbertErik [222/1137] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:00:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/31/20 08:16:41] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:23 towards level 111.
[01/02/21 15:57:49] brycec and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 09:58:19] Zaratustra [811/1139] has challenged el [471/1194] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:53:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/21 13:44:26] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:44 towards level 111.
[01/03/21 22:05:43] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:16 towards level 111.
[01/04/21 03:22:50] pztrn, IdleMaster, and Zaratustra [2083/2606] have team battled el, SlowRiot, and mordac [2131/3408] and lost! 2 days, 04:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 22:59:42] xayto, SlowRiot, and Nofew [151/2585] have team battled pfoley, Zaratustra, and TimWolla [1403/2857] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 10:42:30] rxcomm, Birdbones, and Zaratustra [2740/3757] have team battled neurospex, buzzz, and bisco [419/3051] and won! 3 days, 04:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/21 00:24:15] dartainus [772/776] has challenged Zaratustra [513/1139] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:30:19 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[01/11/21 03:28:33] C++, Zaratustra, Nechayev, and yano have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/21 01:29:03] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:44 towards level 111.
[01/12/21 19:16:42] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/21 19:50:45] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:42 towards level 111.
[01/12/21 21:41:11] PlasmaStar, grooverider, and idlerpgww [1832/3113] have team battled Zaratustra, lavamind, and tms [245/2902] and won! 7 days, 21:43:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/21 16:53:47] buksi, Zaratustra, and simple [810/3468] have team battled Globalirc, grooverider, and Sharky4 [2890/3875] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 13:21:29] szczur [109/275] has challenged Zaratustra [584/1139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:22 is added to szczur's clock.
[01/15/21 16:07:46] Zaratustra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:22 towards level 111.
[01/15/21 20:45:34] TauPan, acolarh, and djm [1809/2124] have team battled Zaratustra, pfoley, and Bradicus [1345/3121] and won! 3 days, 23:56:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 19:17:07] Zaratustra [53/1161] has challenged TheSilentLink [490/504] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:39:56 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/17/21 01:52:02] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:02:49 from level 112.
[01/18/21 03:21:23] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:57:10 towards level 112.
[01/18/21 17:06:48] Zaratustra [388/1161] has come upon djm [205/849] and taken them in combat! 28 days, 13:16:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/21 09:14:01] Balthazar, XBouBou, and Roxana [2643/3215] have team battled Heisenberg, WallIdl, and Zaratustra [1851/2718] and won! 1 day, 01:21:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/21 19:43:30] Zaratustra [768/1161] has come upon dclaw123 [890/1068] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:12:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/21 04:07:15] Sharky4, d4rkp1r4t3, and Misza [32/3090] have team battled Zaratustra, AncalagonThBlack, and max [1416/2891] and lost! 1 day, 06:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/21 09:03:42] astropoint, Psilocybe, and sc_ [1707/2669] have team battled Zaratustra, buksi, and fattrat [1405/3715] and won! 2 days, 02:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/21 05:57:19] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/21 07:01:05] xnaas [309/590] has come upon Zaratustra [861/1170] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:01:38 is added to xnaas's clock.
[01/21/21 11:41:27] el [287/1201] has challenged Zaratustra [1091/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:39 is added to el's clock.
[01/21/21 19:45:36] Zaratustra, IdleMaster, and algernon [1548/3009] have team battled pztrn, ohnx, and fattrat [1627/2801] and lost! 5 days, 17:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/21 00:44:27] HellSpawn [180/780] has challenged Zaratustra [532/1170] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:13:35 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/21 05:04:09] Forud and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 11:39:09] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/21 12:47:17] CodeB [698/749] has challenged Zaratustra [1103/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:59:17 is added to CodeB's clock.
[01/22/21 20:44:49] Zaratustra and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/21 01:03:46] x12x63 [267/309] has come upon Zaratustra [384/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:24 is added to x12x63's clock.
[01/23/21 22:03:05] Zaratustra, borsin, and Kurenai [1449/2449] have team battled pants, micah, and Crazycatlady [975/3455] and won! 1 day, 01:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 03:35:16] Yuhno and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 16:01:12] Zaratustra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:46:29 from level 112.
[01/27/21 01:05:50] Xenthys, Zaratustra, and ToHellWithGA [2824/3119] have team battled MrGlass, Reilly, and MiddlewareMonkey [800/3130] and won! 1 day, 06:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/21 02:41:05] Zaratustra [917/1180] has challenged i3d [529/682] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:22:36 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/31/21 07:43:57] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:09:58 towards level 112.
[01/31/21 14:21:12] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:13:53 towards level 112.
[02/01/21 04:56:10] Zaratustra [255/1180] has come upon xonic [443/719] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:09:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/01/21 17:17:36] Zaratustra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:48:17 from level 112.
[02/02/21 05:17:41] Zaratustra [996/1180] has come upon tmberg [1238/1591] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 12:50:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/03/21 13:46:54] shymega [905/972] has come upon Zaratustra [412/1180] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:54:28 is removed from shymega's clock.
[02/04/21 01:45:22] Scornn, Zaratustra, and GunMan [826/2711] have team battled irix, phraktyl, and brycec [1980/2699] and lost! 1 day, 12:39:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/21 00:11:17] Zaratustra [628/1180] has challenged pztrn [587/640] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/05/21 05:43:37] kate, misha, and astropoint [1499/2500] have team battled HeavyPodda, Zaratustra, and hr7xt8 [0/2946] and won! 1 day, 21:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/21 03:27:00] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:51:28 from level 112.
[02/07/21 07:25:11] Zaratustra [448/1180] has challenged pztrn [321/640] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:57:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/07/21 14:05:11] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:03:09 towards level 112.
[02/07/21 14:06:02] Yupa [149/356] has challenged Zaratustra [591/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to Yupa's clock.
[02/08/21 08:42:49] TheSilentLink, algernon, and Globalirc [2718/2737] have team battled bigjay, Zaratustra, and x12x63 [1714/3008] and won! 0 days, 07:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/21 18:34:24] Zaratustra [509/1168] has come upon Pici [296/1314] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:41:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/09/21 18:38:49] canton7, sheu, and Zaratustra [2936/2952] have team battled maligned, vegadark, and MrGlass [487/3010] and won! 6 days, 19:07:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/21 21:30:39] WallIdl and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 02:14:59] Sharky4 [99/1223] has challenged Zaratustra [151/1168] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:35:40 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[02/13/21 03:34:33] SCSi and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 06:53:26] <Bertha> [0/4] has challenged Zaratustra [432/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:01 is added to <Bertha>'s clock.
[02/14/21 23:00:31] Zaratustra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:16:55 from level 112.
[02/16/21 19:56:42] Zaratustra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:30:34 from level 112.
[02/16/21 20:41:46] inittab [983/1228] has challenged Zaratustra [470/1175] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:00:23 is removed from inittab's clock.
[02/17/21 08:44:39] Zaratustra [749/1175] has challenged Milquetoast [963/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:57:43 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/18/21 05:20:07] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:03:15 from level 112.
[02/18/21 17:38:58] Zaratustra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:09 towards level 112.
[02/18/21 18:52:45] womblecat [9/835] has challenged Zaratustra [63/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:15 is added to womblecat's clock.
[02/18/21 21:02:19] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:53:53 from level 112.
[02/19/21 07:45:59] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:39:08 towards level 112.
[02/19/21 12:47:08] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:53 towards level 112.
[02/20/21 04:02:20] dartainus, suterismus, and petrichor [133/3689] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Zaratustra, and x12x63 [2057/2678] and lost! 1 day, 05:43:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 10:08:08] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:46:45 from level 112.
[02/20/21 12:39:24] Roxana and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/21 19:03:42] GilbertErik, Zaratustra, and KindOne [1150/2702] have team battled GunMan, Lemelisk, and yano [87/2701] and won! 0 days, 01:16:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 08:20:06] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:54:36 from level 112.
[02/21/21 10:31:37] grooverider stole Zaratustra's level 90 shield while they were sleeping! grooverider leaves their old level 53 shield behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[02/23/21 05:01:10] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 09:15:34] Zaratustra [242/1135] has come upon Notir [15/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:31:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/23/21 13:48:41] AncalagonThBlack, Zaratustra, and HellSpawn [694/2989] have team battled bisco, sairis, and sjefen6 [2805/3282] and lost! 0 days, 08:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 18:48:42] bobvador, csssuf, and Jaxxsinn [586/1713] have team battled darkmage, Zaratustra, and m0shbear [1227/3854] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/21 04:23:32] himuraken [634/988] has challenged Zaratustra [283/1135] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:25:36 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[02/24/21 20:45:45] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:19 towards level 112.
[02/25/21 06:29:42] Zaratustra [347/1135] has challenged JensRex [754/1425] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/21 10:16:44] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:51 towards level 112.
[02/25/21 12:31:13] Zaratustra [967/1135] has challenged GilbertErik [302/1148] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:43:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/25/21 20:33:08] PiotrekD [970/1037] has challenged Zaratustra [27/1135] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:43:57 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/25/21 23:53:54] Heisenberg and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 16:36:46] Asara [173/790] has come upon Zaratustra [104/1135] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 22:15:17 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/27/21 04:40:33] freeboson [183/734] has challenged Zaratustra [936/1135] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:34:28 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/28/21 03:26:23] Zaratustra [806/1135] has come upon IdleMaster [742/830] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:52:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/28/21 05:15:53] Zaratustra [310/1135] has come upon MELOONi [385/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:39 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/28/21 13:47:55] Zaratustra [820/1135] has challenged freeboson [360/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:44:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/01/21 13:09:45] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:15 towards level 112.
[03/01/21 15:12:23] Zaratustra got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:00 towards level 112.
[03/01/21 22:42:47] Zaratustra [340/1135] has come upon hotdogman [178/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:03:23 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/02/21 07:15:40] Zaratustra [48/1135] has challenged anderson [860/870] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:06:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/02/21 15:19:15] astropoint, acolarh, Zaratustra, and Vic have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/21 22:40:10] Zaratustra [507/1135] has challenged JuanMaestro [18/1029] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:18:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/04/21 13:49:42] AsmDemon [26/496] has challenged Zaratustra [437/1135] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:52 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[03/04/21 15:20:06] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:53:40 towards level 113.
[03/07/21 04:07:46] MJ94 and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/21 14:33:39] hr7xt8 [297/712] has come upon Zaratustra [259/1135] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:39 is removed from hr7xt8's clock.
[03/07/21 19:07:39] Zaratustra [657/1135] has challenged Khorne [294/881] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:22:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/07/21 22:45:46] MiddlewareMonkey [300/1080] has come upon Zaratustra [655/1135] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 21:26:21 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/08/21 10:23:31] petrichor, CornFly, and dwfreed [2086/3366] have team battled anderson, Zaratustra, and MELOONi [2042/2830] and won! 0 days, 09:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 11:36:24] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:36:18 from level 113.
[03/09/21 11:39:26] Zaratustra [1008/1135] has challenged Pontuzz [356/745] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:45:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/09/21 22:04:34] zbe, MadMan, and Zaratustra [2445/3036] have team battled Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and idlerpgww [1090/2481] and won! 4 days, 03:53:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/21 11:37:20] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:14:39 towards level 113.
[03/12/21 19:36:43] Zaratustra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:15:43 towards level 113.
[03/13/21 18:32:18] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:12 towards level 113.
[03/14/21 19:38:37] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:19 towards level 113.
[03/15/21 17:59:48] freeboson [348/740] has come upon Zaratustra [188/1135] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:36:20 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/16/21 01:07:40] buzzz, Zaratustra, and freeboson [1255/2518] have team battled Lemelisk, Roxana, and Heretic [1509/3401] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 01:36:26] vegadark, elf, and golgy [1490/3089] have team battled TimWolla, anarcat, and Zaratustra [534/3060] and won! 1 day, 19:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 04:51:50] Zaratustra [1131/1135] has come upon pants [347/1417] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:58:44 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/21 02:28:18] Zaratustra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:40:50 from level 113.
[03/18/21 05:15:59] FSM, damyan, and doZ [475/2196] have team battled Zaratustra, petrichor, and womblecat [2114/3255] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 10:16:27] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:55 towards level 113.
[03/18/21 21:22:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 2 days, 02:46:01 toward level 113.
[03/18/21 21:38:55] Zaratustra [1047/1135] has come upon Vic [332/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:32:23 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/21 13:34:00] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:57 towards level 113.
[03/20/21 12:56:09] scumola, pztrn, and GunMan [58/2109] have team battled Zaratustra, Nechayev, and el [2311/3242] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/21 12:50:26] brendan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/21 00:13:36] Zaratustra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:50 from level 113.
[03/22/21 10:08:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 00:54:16 toward level 113.
[03/22/21 19:41:57] algernon, Pontuzz, and sc_ [806/2651] have team battled Zaratustra, TauPan, and sheu [2096/2458] and lost! 4 days, 10:34:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/21 00:19:13] Zaratustra [1005/1140] has challenged mordac [220/1379] in combat and won! 28 days, 03:05:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/24/21 12:00:56] Zaratustra [872/1140] has come upon Bradicus [996/1149] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:44:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/25/21 09:45:39] Chuck [639/665] has come upon Zaratustra [219/1140] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:40:45 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[03/26/21 06:32:41] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:49:46 towards level 114.
[03/27/21 01:16:36] Mars [971/1325] has challenged Zaratustra [214/1140] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:31:33 is removed from Mars's clock.
[03/27/21 05:24:06] Zaratustra and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 13:19:15] Zaratustra [162/1140] has challenged phraktyl [518/687] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:47:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/28/21 06:40:24] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:09:36 towards level 114.
[03/28/21 12:02:07] Tenorman [279/1302] has come upon Zaratustra [419/1140] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:40:43 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/29/21 06:13:23] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/21 21:00:34] Zaratustra [817/1130] has come upon MELOONi [664/777] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:44:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/01/21 11:26:00] jayvee, Agent86, Asara, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/21 20:58:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 06:10:00 from level 114.
[04/01/21 22:50:12] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:33:48 from level 114.
[04/01/21 23:24:27] StalkR [105/541] has come upon Zaratustra [982/1130] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:08 is added to StalkR's clock.
[04/03/21 13:41:37] FSM, damyan, and HellSpawn [742/2757] have team battled ohnx, pants, and Zaratustra [1096/3244] and lost! 2 days, 12:39:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 19:09:42] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:51:39 towards level 114.
[04/04/21 12:04:31] Zaratustra [592/1130] has challenged dartainus [489/754] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:11:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/04/21 13:40:59] Zaratustra [628/1130] has come upon bookworm [192/462] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:34:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/04/21 17:54:23] Zaratustra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:29 towards level 114.
[04/04/21 21:43:53] Zaratustra and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 15:11:03] borsin [856/883] has come upon Zaratustra [619/1130] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 05:42:41 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/05/21 18:48:40] Zaratustra [482/1130] has come upon kenyon [511/568] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:47:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/06/21 04:14:01] Zaratustra [383/1130] has challenged holloway [929/996] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:58:58 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/06/21 04:59:46] Tenorman, solarsparq, and Kurenai [472/2409] have team battled Zaratustra, PlasmaStar, and androphius [233/2500] and won! 1 day, 17:09:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/21 09:07:57] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:26 towards level 114.
[04/08/21 23:49:43] Zaratustra, blackroot, and zbe [1670/2404] have team battled kenyon, MetaNova, and lavamind [2356/2480] and lost! 0 days, 16:20:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 01:00:41] Zaratustra [637/1130] has come upon sc_ [844/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:35:59 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/09/21 08:56:23] androphius, Zaratustra, and pyre [218/2925] have team battled HeavyPodda, cornfeedhobo, and sheu [86/2244] and won! 1 day, 19:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/21 23:23:16] Beefcan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 04:12:33] Zaratustra, tmberg, and Scar3cr0w [343/3522] have team battled LukeLR, canton7, and WallIdl [874/2902] and lost! 2 days, 03:59:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/21 10:37:49] Zaratustra was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:31:51 from level 114.
[04/11/21 02:46:47] max [315/568] has challenged Zaratustra [349/1130] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:01:58 is added to max's clock.
[04/11/21 18:29:14] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:19:45 towards level 114.
[04/12/21 09:51:56] Zaratustra, SSLbits, and Tenorman [1558/3334] have team battled cirdan, WallIdl, and dindinx [2112/2554] and lost! 2 days, 23:38:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/21 11:59:53] keepermurf, Brainiac, and Ironhoof [45/3320] have team battled anarcat, Zaratustra, and kenyon [744/2696] and lost! 1 day, 03:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/21 17:58:37] Zaratustra [1125/1130] has challenged sheu [3/786] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:42:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/13/21 06:21:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 16 days, 15:02:57 toward level 114.
[04/13/21 12:27:54] FSM [423/691] has challenged Zaratustra [230/1130] in combat and won! 20 days, 05:03:45 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/14/21 06:42:40] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:24 towards level 114.
[04/15/21 22:47:51] Jones [96/156] has challenged Zaratustra [262/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:23 is added to Jones's clock.
[04/16/21 11:19:44] Zaratustra [464/1130] has challenged Ttech [1161/2164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/17/21 04:40:32] Zaratustra [56/1130] has come upon cirdan [356/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/18/21 17:26:59] Zaratustra [709/1130] has challenged Reilly [250/798] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:23:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/19/21 18:38:21] Zaratustra [17/1130] has challenged MELOONi [9/777] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:49:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/20/21 02:28:05] Zaratustra [929/1130] has come upon himuraken [703/1018] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 11:56:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/21/21 20:51:21] yano and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/21 05:58:17] adamus1red [592/722] has challenged Zaratustra [521/1130] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:42 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[04/23/21 15:08:53] Silvanus_Betrium [326/415] has come upon Zaratustra [330/1130] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:50 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[04/27/21 00:33:24] TimWolla and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/21 02:20:21] Zaratustra [712/1130] has challenged el [1109/1201] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:44:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/29/21 19:36:34] Heisenberg [344/924] has challenged Zaratustra [1020/1130] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:49:13 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/29/21 21:19:51] sheu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 12:09:01] Zaratustra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:32:38 from level 115.
[05/01/21 05:54:56] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:18:01 from level 115.
[05/02/21 17:55:39] SlowRiot and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 12:15:09] Zaratustra [854/1130] has come upon sjums_the_great [247/996] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:40:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/07/21 01:56:20] anderson [541/934] has come upon Zaratustra [434/1130] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:43:01 is removed from anderson's clock.
[05/07/21 07:02:45] Hirion [52/437] has challenged Zaratustra [320/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:49 is added to Hirion's clock.
[05/07/21 09:45:03] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:48 towards level 115.
[05/07/21 11:39:32] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:10 towards level 115.
[05/08/21 00:15:20] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:20:12 from level 115.
[05/08/21 08:27:56] dwfreed [486/1023] has challenged Zaratustra [271/1130] in combat and won! 43 days, 14:34:44 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/08/21 08:27:56] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 51 pair of gloves! dwfreed picks it up, tossing their old level 45 pair of gloves to Zaratustra.
[05/08/21 21:39:53] Umbire [49/254] has challenged Zaratustra [482/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:42 is added to Umbire's clock.
[05/09/21 10:46:49] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:14:39 towards level 115.
[05/11/21 04:02:10] AngryParsley, Andries, and Pontuzz [754/2917] have team battled C++, Clearcasting, and Zaratustra [797/2429] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 16:04:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 4 days, 19:41:40 toward level 115.
[05/12/21 06:02:45] dwfreed, dindinx, and rotbot9k [1323/2304] have team battled Zaratustra, zbe, and IdleMaster [1623/2777] and lost! 0 days, 13:46:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 16:11:44] dwfreed, Elgo, and unicron [1241/3214] have team battled pants, Zaratustra, and sheu [978/3405] and won! 1 day, 09:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 03:08:28] anarcat [722/1001] has come upon Zaratustra [988/1124] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 06:19:05 is added to anarcat's clock.
[05/14/21 07:04:17] himuraken [214/1243] has come upon Zaratustra [498/1124] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:32:18 is added to himuraken's clock.
[05/15/21 12:14:21] Zaratustra [166/1124] has challenged szczur [406/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/15/21 12:35:32] Zaratustra sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zaratustra's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/21 04:06:07] misha, Vic, and Heisenberg [106/2521] have team battled Zaratustra, FSM, and AncalagonThBlack [464/3197] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/21 04:26:33] dindinx, TimWolla, and HeavyPodda [1487/3070] have team battled LordBanana, Zaratustra, and AbacusAvenger [1024/2543] and won! 0 days, 00:53:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 16:56:47] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:10 towards level 115.
[05/16/21 17:38:14] Beefcan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 22:59:16] makubex [0/100] has challenged Zaratustra [752/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:00 is added to makubex's clock.
[05/17/21 02:57:13] Heretic, mordac, and waifu [1944/3478] have team battled phraktyl, Zaratustra, and lavamind [2676/2712] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/21 12:22:17] bigjay and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 01:40:14] csssuf and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 20:51:28] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:50 towards level 115.
[05/20/21 01:58:45] makubex [9/223] has challenged Zaratustra [956/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to makubex's clock.
[05/20/21 14:40:31] Tratos and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/21 20:45:10] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:05 towards level 115.
[10/12/21 03:03:06] IdleMaster [170/920] has challenged Zaratustra [340/1156] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:10:31 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/12/21 23:24:11] Zaratustra [1126/1156] has challenged mordac [505/1311] in combat and won! 29 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/13/21 04:08:08] Zaratustra [324/1156] has challenged HeavyPodda [1068/1437] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:48:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/13/21 07:08:45] zbe [897/977] has challenged Zaratustra [727/1156] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:35:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/14/21 22:14:30] Tor, simple, and Zaratustra [2152/2814] have team battled JeDa, mordac, and IdleMaster [1114/2942] and won! 4 days, 03:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 03:56:11] Zaratustra [624/1156] has come upon dwfreed [587/969] and taken them in combat! 186 days, 15:23:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/15/21 21:36:47] JackyB [204/259] has challenged Zaratustra [528/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:24 is added to JackyB's clock.
[10/15/21 23:07:51] Zaratustra [141/1156] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [916/2399] in combat and lost! 50 days, 09:10:30 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/16/21 06:17:05] Zaratustra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Zaratustra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/21 14:10:52] Zaratustra [481/1149] has challenged TimWolla [852/966] in combat and lost! 71 days, 23:09:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/16/21 15:15:47] TimWolla and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 17:44:59] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 50 days, 02:14:02 from level 116.
[10/16/21 19:11:52] Zaratustra [629/1149] has challenged Tor [221/735] in combat and won! 139 days, 12:33:23 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/17/21 09:14:40] TauPan [67/533] has challenged Zaratustra [26/1149] in combat and won! 62 days, 16:46:38 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[10/17/21 10:05:57] Zaratustra [921/1149] has come upon Asara [441/1128] and taken them in combat! 125 days, 22:46:49 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/17/21 18:16:27] misha [812/848] has challenged Zaratustra [288/1149] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:44:11 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/17/21 18:16:27] misha has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 57 days, 19:58:11 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/21 04:36:33] dwfreed, Zaratustra, and neurospex [3004/3142] have team battled HeavyPodda, simple, and Asara [2138/3488] and won! 0 days, 12:15:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 06:18:50] Zaratustra [45/1149] has challenged kenyon [747/809] in combat and lost! 67 days, 11:47:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/21 08:19:14] Zaratustra [472/1149] has challenged pants [1283/1524] in combat and lost! 83 days, 14:16:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/18/21 13:20:14] kenyon [222/809] has challenged Zaratustra [469/1149] in combat and lost! 215 days, 07:39:40 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/18/21 15:02:07] Zaratustra [1022/1149] has come upon Bahhumbug [312/1010] and taken them in combat! 104 days, 01:39:15 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/19/21 02:44:16] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 48 days, 17:58:51 towards level 116.
[10/19/21 03:23:02] Zaratustra [160/1149] has challenged TimWolla [163/966] in combat and lost! 51 days, 06:31:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/19/21 13:25:00] Zaratustra [78/1149] has challenged KindOne [552/798] in combat and lost! 35 days, 14:53:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/19/21 23:26:59] Zaratustra [676/1149] has challenged kenyon [247/809] in combat and won! 139 days, 07:57:46 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/20/21 00:27:12] Zaratustra [332/1149] has challenged Bahhumbug [572/1010] in combat and lost! 37 days, 12:27:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/20/21 12:29:36] Zaratustra [371/1149] has challenged neurospex [585/1024] in combat and lost! 64 days, 06:38:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/20/21 13:33:30] Zaratustra and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/21 15:30:11] Zaratustra [427/1149] has challenged Asara [754/1128] in combat and lost! 58 days, 09:00:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/21/21 07:33:22] Zaratustra [1028/1149] has challenged IdleMaster [902/920] in combat and won! 111 days, 17:15:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/22/21 17:40:07] Zaratustra [472/1149] has challenged Hirion [174/563] in combat and won! 40 days, 01:09:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/22/21 23:38:49] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 35 days, 05:06:09 towards level 116.
[10/23/21 01:41:42] cirdan [538/926] has challenged Zaratustra [27/1149] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:55:16 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/23/21 06:42:42] cirdan [902/926] has challenged Zaratustra [112/1149] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:54:57 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/23/21 07:42:54] neurospex [132/1024] has challenged Zaratustra [45/1149] in combat and won! 356 days, 22:29:55 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/23/21 10:07:01] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 18:41:41 towards level 116.
[10/23/21 11:54:54] Zaratustra [725/1149] has come upon TauPan [472/533] and taken them in combat! 51 days, 00:37:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/23/21 12:14:44] Zaratustra [26/1149] has come upon TauPan [488/533] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 16:58:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/23/21 14:44:18] Zaratustra [868/1149] has challenged zbe [602/991] in combat and won! 36 days, 10:47:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/23/21 18:45:07] Zaratustra [26/1149] has challenged zbe [192/991] in combat and lost! 16 days, 14:07:05 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/23/21 21:45:44] Zaratustra [607/1149] has challenged TauPan [29/533] in combat and won! 40 days, 02:47:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/24/21 03:46:56] Zaratustra [36/1149] has challenged Asara [800/1133] in combat and lost! 21 days, 07:07:22 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/24/21 10:48:20] Bahhumbug [168/1010] has challenged Zaratustra [229/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:07:57 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[10/24/21 13:48:56] Zaratustra [297/1149] has challenged Tor [680/741] in combat and lost! 21 days, 04:06:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/25/21 11:34:08] vegadark [83/798] has come upon Zaratustra [658/1149] and been defeated in combat! 51 days, 09:11:54 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/25/21 15:54:08] Zaratustra [1006/1149] has challenged Hirion [488/563] in combat and won! 21 days, 22:52:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/25/21 15:54:08] Zaratustra has dealt Hirion a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:50:19 is added to Hirion's clock.
[10/25/21 20:55:08] drahthaar [498/684] has challenged Zaratustra [833/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:15 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[10/26/21 01:21:32] Asara, vegadark, and Hirion [1280/2494] have team battled Zaratustra, HeavyPodda, and kenyon [835/3403] and won! 0 days, 22:10:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/21 01:56:06] Zaratustra [1086/1149] has challenged drahthaar [221/684] in combat and won! 19 days, 06:26:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/26/21 03:56:29] Zaratustra [72/1149] has challenged Hirion [116/563] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:14:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/26/21 04:40:02] drahthaar [47/688] has challenged Zaratustra [931/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:33:07 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[10/26/21 18:55:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 72 days, 05:31:22 toward level 116.
[10/27/21 02:32:16] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:26:42 towards level 116.
[10/27/21 09:16:32] Zaratustra [705/1149] has challenged dwfreed [844/969] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:52:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/11/21 16:38:40] Zaratustra [797/1149] has challenged IdleMaster [433/920] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:33:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/12/21 06:41:48] Zaratustra [639/1149] has challenged misha [71/852] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:28:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/12/21 22:45:21] Tor [229/727] has challenged Zaratustra [813/1149] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:35:36 is added to Tor's clock.
[11/13/21 23:50:57] Zaratustra [1030/1149] has challenged IdleMaster [767/920] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:14:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/14/21 08:53:00] jayvee [876/1012] has challenged Zaratustra [1088/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:57 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/14/21 18:15:17] dwfreed, vegadark, and TimWolla [269/2637] have team battled Zaratustra, KindOne, and pants [1911/3629] and lost! 1 day, 02:26:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/21 01:56:47] jayvee [408/1012] has challenged Zaratustra [615/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:33 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/15/21 02:57:01] Zaratustra [700/1149] has challenged bloodElke [200/299] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:57:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/15/21 06:57:54] Zaratustra [262/1149] has challenged TimWolla [827/852] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:21:22 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/15/21 10:01:20] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:32:52 towards level 116.
[11/16/21 13:04:34] Zaratustra [648/1149] has challenged Bahhumbug [365/1035] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:01:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/17/21 16:34:07] simple, Zaratustra, and Tor [1739/2780] have team battled jayvee, pants, and caeli [2537/3047] and lost! 3 days, 13:29:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/21 00:12:25] TimWolla [151/852] has challenged Zaratustra [249/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:21 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[11/18/21 01:12:40] Zaratustra [218/1149] has challenged HeavyPodda [61/1456] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:02:05 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/18/21 09:14:27] pants [1094/1516] has challenged Zaratustra [161/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:56:42 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/18/21 15:21:23] Asara [1002/1133] has challenged Zaratustra [205/1149] in combat and won! 29 days, 04:06:09 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/18/21 15:21:23] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 46 set of leggings! Asara picks it up, tossing their old level 35 set of leggings to Zaratustra.
[11/18/21 21:17:09] Zaratustra [521/1137] has challenged misha [666/753] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:53:46 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/18/21 23:17:34] Zaratustra [287/1137] has challenged jayvee [860/1012] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:38:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/19/21 01:18:00] TauPan [116/533] has challenged Zaratustra [538/1137] in combat and lost! 92 days, 00:15:50 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/19/21 02:31:53] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:29:39 from level 116.
[11/19/21 06:19:07] Tor [409/727] has challenged Zaratustra [114/1137] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:46:56 is removed from Tor's clock.
[11/19/21 06:19:07] Tor has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 3 days, 18:22:14 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/19/21 09:19:48] Zaratustra [410/1137] has challenged neurospex [573/996] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:13:17 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/19/21 10:20:02] JeDa [388/746] has challenged Zaratustra [738/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:49:09 is added to JeDa's clock.
[11/19/21 12:20:28] TauPan [502/533] has challenged Zaratustra [1108/1137] in combat and lost! 108 days, 18:05:15 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/19/21 17:21:35] Asara [524/1145] has challenged Zaratustra [69/1137] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:04:55 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/19/21 18:21:49] Hirion [138/637] has challenged Zaratustra [202/1137] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:51:18 is added to Hirion's clock.
[11/20/21 00:43:24] IdleMaster [157/920] has challenged Zaratustra [645/1137] in combat and lost! 15 days, 05:29:55 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/20/21 08:48:38] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:04:09 towards level 116.
[11/20/21 17:22:53] Bahhumbug, Zaratustra, and Tor [1944/2766] have team battled drahthaar, HeavyPodda, and caeli [701/2582] and won! 1 day, 20:10:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 07:30:11] Zaratustra [1091/1137] has challenged Asara [760/1145] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:51:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/21/21 11:34:44] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:09:52 towards level 116.
[11/21/21 16:32:12] Kurenai [667/671] has challenged Zaratustra [889/1137] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:00:41 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/22/21 04:34:55] Zaratustra [213/1137] has challenged TauPan [241/533] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:50:21 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/22/21 06:12:23] Zaratustra [700/1137] has come upon simple [500/894] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:53:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/22/21 09:38:12] Zaratustra [734/1137] has challenged TimWolla [755/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:57:22 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/22/21 20:40:37] Bahhumbug [56/1035] has challenged Zaratustra [1/1137] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:35:59 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[11/23/21 02:41:55] freeboson [722/735] has challenged Zaratustra [1088/1137] in combat and lost! 17 days, 19:47:02 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/23/21 16:29:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 11:02:19 from level 116.
[11/23/21 22:46:14] Zaratustra [629/1137] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [760/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:14:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/25/21 06:53:12] Zaratustra [720/1137] has challenged Hirion [547/637] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:30:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/25/21 09:53:51] IdleMaster [56/920] has challenged Zaratustra [899/1137] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:24:37 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/25/21 10:18:29] zbe, IdleMaster, KindOne, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/21 10:38:00] Zaratustra [736/1137] has come upon drahthaar [15/607] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:35:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/25/21 23:56:52] vegadark [518/803] has challenged Zaratustra [853/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:08:47 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/26/21 01:17:49] drahthaar, JackyB, and Lnk [1488/2272] have team battled cirdan, Zaratustra, and HeavyPodda [516/3575] and won! 0 days, 15:18:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 00:32:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 0 days, 19:49:02 toward level 116.
[11/27/21 06:03:36] misha [349/753] has challenged Zaratustra [862/1137] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:20:00 is added to misha's clock.
[11/27/21 12:39:07] elf, simple, and Zaratustra [1180/3180] have team battled neurospex, Tor, and tomato [1834/2131] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 16:16:33] misha stole Zaratustra's level 253 pair of boots while they were sleeping! misha leaves their old level 73 pair of boots behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[11/28/21 02:07:54] Zaratustra [787/939] has challenged Asara [616/1052] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:01:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/28/21 10:09:40] zbe [673/996] has challenged Zaratustra [219/939] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:09:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/28/21 11:09:53] simple [375/894] has challenged Zaratustra [173/939] in combat and won! 20 days, 08:48:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/21 06:05:34] freeboson and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 14:39:52] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:06 towards level 116.
[11/30/21 12:47:27] Tor, tomato, and freeboson [1044/1965] have team battled misha, Zaratustra, and TimWolla [1809/2706] and lost! 1 day, 12:38:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 18:21:47] HeavyPodda [961/1456] has challenged Zaratustra [348/939] in combat and won! 371 days, 22:53:43 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/30/21 22:22:39] JeDa [253/957] has challenged Zaratustra [568/939] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:59:13 is added to JeDa's clock.
[12/01/21 02:23:32] Zaratustra [729/939] has challenged TimWolla [467/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/01/21 08:54:32] Zaratustra and tomato have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 17:45:33] TauPan, elf, and Tor [465/2412] have team battled dwfreed, pants, and Zaratustra [1720/3451] and lost! 4 days, 11:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/21 21:03:26] Zaratustra [829/939] has challenged IdleMaster [228/920] in combat and won! 27 days, 20:48:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/02/21 02:20:55] Lnk, HeavyPodda, Zaratustra, and Tor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/21 03:02:05] drahthaar, zbe, and IdleMaster [407/2523] have team battled Lnk, Zaratustra, and simple [2234/3106] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 16:30:46] Zaratustra [872/939] has challenged neurospex [206/1043] in combat and won! 17 days, 14:51:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/02/21 18:31:10] Zaratustra [610/939] has challenged neurospex [824/1043] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:23:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/03/21 05:18:21] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:32:23 towards level 117.
[12/03/21 15:35:01] JackyB [207/406] has challenged Zaratustra [108/939] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:14:18 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[12/03/21 17:35:03] freeboson and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 18:35:40] vegadark [246/832] has challenged Zaratustra [654/939] in combat and lost! 52 days, 23:21:55 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/03/21 23:36:38] dwfreed [109/996] has challenged Zaratustra [921/939] in combat and lost! 70 days, 22:21:49 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/04/21 11:38:48] Zaratustra [47/939] has challenged pants [303/1520] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:55:14 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/04/21 13:39:10] Tor [86/727] has challenged Zaratustra [317/939] in combat and lost! 12 days, 09:35:49 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/05/21 02:30:44] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:18 towards level 117.
[12/05/21 04:30:30] dwfreed, Bahhumbug, pants, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/21 04:30:58] Zaratustra [844/939] has come upon Bahhumbug [859/1041] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:38:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/05/21 05:42:05] Zaratustra [81/939] has challenged dwfreed [508/996] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:52:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/05/21 07:42:26] Zaratustra [694/939] has challenged Lnk [749/1273] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:51:41 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/05/21 10:08:44] IdleMaster [545/920] has challenged Zaratustra [628/939] in combat and lost! 15 days, 09:20:19 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/05/21 18:44:29] Zaratustra [195/939] has challenged TauPan [251/543] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:20:54 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/06/21 00:45:43] elf [11/1142] has challenged Zaratustra [198/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:28:10 is added to elf's clock.
[12/06/21 06:46:54] JeDa [931/957] has challenged Zaratustra [452/939] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:17:54 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[12/06/21 07:47:06] vegadark [457/832] has challenged Zaratustra [520/939] in combat and lost! 54 days, 07:34:00 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/06/21 13:06:37] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:43:25 towards level 117.
[12/06/21 17:49:14] Bahhumbug [362/1023] has challenged Zaratustra [800/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:28 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[12/07/21 06:52:00] KindOne [299/1106] has challenged Zaratustra [266/939] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:41:45 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[12/07/21 16:44:28] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:31:29 towards level 117.
[12/07/21 17:54:16] zbe [978/996] has challenged Zaratustra [351/939] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:59:06 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/07/21 23:20:03] Zaratustra [861/939] has come upon TauPan [297/543] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:03:49 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/08/21 06:24:08] Asara [941/1063] has challenged Zaratustra [696/939] in combat and won! 30 days, 12:03:58 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/08/21 11:32:39] drahthaar and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 22:00:07] Zaratustra [848/939] has challenged jayvee [165/1005] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:51:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/08/21 22:00:07] Zaratustra has dealt jayvee a Critical Strike! 7 days, 11:35:29 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/09/21 09:56:57] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:13:54 from level 117.
[12/09/21 15:30:17] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:17:26 towards level 117.
[12/09/21 23:37:03] Zaratustra, pants, and Tor [780/3186] have team battled Lnk, kenyon, and Bahhumbug [1427/3109] and lost! 4 days, 00:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/21 04:06:30] Lnk [47/1263] has challenged Zaratustra [624/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:49 is added to Lnk's clock.
[12/10/21 08:07:21] zbe [888/996] has challenged Zaratustra [828/939] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:37:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/10/21 17:27:33] elf, zbe, misha, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/21 22:10:21] misha [432/900] has challenged Zaratustra [21/939] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:48:02 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/10/21 22:10:21] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 67 ring! misha picks it up, tossing their old level 65 ring to Zaratustra.
[12/11/21 02:25:46] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 08:12:30] JeDa [487/957] has challenged Zaratustra [831/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:44:11 is added to JeDa's clock.
[12/11/21 14:13:44] zbe [713/996] has challenged Zaratustra [677/937] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/12/21 01:56:16] simple [698/885] has come upon Zaratustra [516/937] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:12:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/21 02:16:17] jayvee [410/1005] has challenged Zaratustra [247/937] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:26:28 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[12/12/21 07:17:19] Zaratustra [919/937] has challenged zbe [77/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:53:27 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/12/21 08:17:31] Tor [332/727] has challenged Zaratustra [279/937] in combat and won! 23 days, 07:51:03 is removed from Tor's clock.
[12/12/21 18:48:52] Zaratustra and tomato have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 23:20:33] Zaratustra [100/937] has challenged Hirion [590/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:56:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/13/21 07:22:10] kenyon [673/823] has challenged Zaratustra [225/937] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:20:59 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/13/21 09:22:31] Zaratustra [292/937] has challenged Hirion [279/653] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:21:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/13/21 13:23:19] Zaratustra [39/937] has challenged pants [174/1520] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:15:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/14/21 05:45:07] Zaratustra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:06 from level 117.
[01/02/22 19:05:23] Lnk and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 03:09:39] Lnk [758/1301] has challenged Zaratustra [740/937] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:15:25 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/03/22 06:10:11] Zaratustra [892/937] has challenged Lnk [191/1301] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:44:26 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/22 13:11:22] elf [152/1137] has challenged Zaratustra [193/937] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:50:37 is added to elf's clock.
[01/03/22 17:12:04] cirdan [292/984] has challenged Zaratustra [785/937] in combat and lost! 16 days, 13:53:21 is added to cirdan's clock.
[01/04/22 02:13:35] Zaratustra [320/937] has challenged dwfreed [714/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:25:12 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/04/22 05:14:05] Zaratustra [736/937] has challenged TauPan [100/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:46:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/04/22 08:15:59] neurospex [392/1050] has challenged Zaratustra [81/937] in combat and won! 33 days, 09:39:58 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/04/22 10:14:54] Zaratustra [183/937] has challenged pants [372/1530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:19 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/04/22 15:15:47] Zaratustra [468/937] has challenged simple [223/825] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:30:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/04/22 20:19:43] cirdan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 10:19:01] Zaratustra [887/937] has challenged tomato [518/556] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:36 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/05/22 16:20:06] Zaratustra [502/937] has challenged IdleMaster [57/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:56:20 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/05/22 19:17:59] drahthaar, HeavyPodda, Zaratustra, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/22 00:21:32] caeli [146/519] has challenged Zaratustra [405/937] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:41:25 is added to caeli's clock.
[01/06/22 20:26:38] Bahhumbug, freeboson, simple, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/22 22:13:59] Zaratustra [122/937] has challenged elf [582/1137] in combat and lost! 19 days, 11:20:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/07/22 22:29:22] Zaratustra [525/937] has challenged zbe [138/1052] in combat and won! 24 days, 01:29:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/08/22 06:30:38] vegadark [590/853] has challenged Zaratustra [83/937] in combat and won! 32 days, 08:30:39 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/08/22 09:07:40] TauPan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 11:09:54] dwfreed, kenyon, Asara, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/22 15:24:20] JackyB, kenyon, and Zaratustra [2015/2395] have team battled Lnk, TauPan, and elf [1746/3110] and won! 1 day, 04:38:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 18:29:46] Asara and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 20:33:02] Zaratustra [407/937] has challenged Bahhumbug [761/1006] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:29:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/08/22 21:41:52] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:55:05 towards level 118.
[01/09/22 05:07:08] Zaratustra, zbe, and simple [523/2814] have team battled misha, kenyon, and IdleMaster [368/2679] and won! 0 days, 03:18:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/22 08:35:05] Zaratustra [563/937] has challenged neurospex [502/1050] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:00:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/09/22 15:36:16] Zaratustra [319/937] has challenged IdleMaster [121/936] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:38:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/10/22 20:41:11] freeboson [347/706] has challenged Zaratustra [70/937] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:15 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/10/22 20:41:11] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 324 weapon! freeboson picks it up, tossing their old level 195 weapon to Zaratustra.
[01/11/22 06:42:54] tomato [262/559] has challenged Zaratustra [792/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:58:56 is added to tomato's clock.
[01/12/22 11:48:00] caeli [178/519] has challenged Zaratustra [677/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:38 is added to caeli's clock.
[01/12/22 20:08:15] Zaratustra [301/795] has come upon neurospex [710/1050] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:27:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/13/22 14:29:03] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:25:06 towards level 118.
[01/13/22 22:54:08] Bahhumbug [452/1006] has challenged Zaratustra [506/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:37 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[01/14/22 02:54:49] elf [252/1137] has challenged Zaratustra [442/795] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:18:11 is added to elf's clock.
[01/14/22 19:07:29] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 57 days, 06:42:57 from level 118.
[01/15/22 00:07:27] pants [849/1530] has challenged Zaratustra [682/795] in combat and won! 35 days, 10:23:10 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/15/22 06:33:52] drahthaar, HeavyPodda, KindOne, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/22 07:14:35] Zaratustra [68/795] has come upon drahthaar [481/727] and been defeated in combat! 52 days, 12:04:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/15/22 07:59:45] Zaratustra [194/795] has challenged TimWolla [794/883] in combat and lost! 92 days, 03:19:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/15/22 08:59:56] neurospex [670/1060] has challenged Zaratustra [180/795] in combat and won! 601 days, 07:12:08 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/15/22 20:49:07] zbe, kenyon, and pants [2375/3484] have team battled Zaratustra, simple, and TimWolla [1588/2503] and won! 5 days, 15:29:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 00:56:57] Zaratustra broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 40 days, 00:13:42 from level 118.
[01/16/22 07:10:15] Zaratustra [484/795] has come upon tomato [174/559] and taken them in combat! 109 days, 04:36:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/16/22 12:37:36] Zaratustra [134/795] has come upon TimWolla [325/883] and been defeated in combat! 94 days, 23:13:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/16/22 18:05:26] Zaratustra [259/795] has challenged Asara [930/1072] in combat and lost! 132 days, 01:00:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/16/22 23:38:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zaratustra with fire, slowing the heathen 277 days, 13:13:05 from level 118.
[01/18/22 01:10:46] Tor [341/719] has challenged Zaratustra [280/795] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:43:20 is removed from Tor's clock.
[01/18/22 10:17:01] Lnk, misha, and vegadark [2484/3056] have team battled HeavyPodda, Zaratustra, and freeboson [798/3106] and won! 3 days, 05:30:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 12:12:41] Zaratustra [791/795] has challenged tomato [429/559] in combat and won! 262 days, 23:02:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/22 12:12:41] Zaratustra has dealt tomato a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:59:03 is added to tomato's clock.
[01/18/22 13:11:06] Zaratustra [504/795] has come upon vegadark [23/853] and taken them in combat! 492 days, 17:38:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/22 02:15:05] Zaratustra [136/795] has challenged kenyon [243/902] in combat and lost! 215 days, 07:16:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/22 07:15:53] Asara [829/1072] has challenged Zaratustra [318/795] in combat and won! 160 days, 20:12:20 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/19/22 08:16:03] Zaratustra [377/795] has challenged simple [343/825] in combat and won! 414 days, 19:57:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/22 10:16:22] Zaratustra [508/795] has challenged jayvee [82/1005] in combat and won! 191 days, 23:49:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/22 06:19:43] Zaratustra [396/795] has challenged KindOne [75/1106] in combat and won! 131 days, 01:40:12 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/20/22 18:21:50] freeboson [777/848] has challenged Zaratustra [572/795] in combat and won! 47 days, 22:36:28 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/21/22 01:23:02] Zaratustra [78/795] has challenged IdleMaster [211/944] in combat and lost! 111 days, 06:57:40 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/21/22 13:40:52] dwfreed [376/1005] has come upon Zaratustra [543/795] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:05:42 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/21/22 14:43:03] elf, zbe, and Lnk [906/3490] have team battled jayvee, Zaratustra, and Asara [454/2860] and won! 0 days, 10:34:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/22 15:54:05] freeboson, zbe, Zaratustra, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/22 20:30:35] jayvee [732/993] has challenged Zaratustra [296/795] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:13:45 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/23/22 01:31:26] Zaratustra [771/795] has challenged Bahhumbug [80/1030] in combat and won! 127 days, 15:54:12 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/23/22 11:33:05] Zaratustra [666/795] has challenged kenyon [32/902] in combat and won! 153 days, 01:40:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/23/22 22:34:59] tomato [238/559] has challenged Zaratustra [315/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:44 is added to tomato's clock.
[01/25/22 01:36:24] Zaratustra [439/795] has come upon jayvee [959/993] and been defeated in combat! 35 days, 13:23:07 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/25/22 02:51:12] cirdan [347/983] has challenged Zaratustra [109/795] in combat and won! 25 days, 13:44:46 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[01/26/22 08:45:25] Zaratustra [106/795] has challenged jayvee [647/993] in combat and lost! 38 days, 23:36:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/27/22 07:13:04] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 22:51:25 towards level 118.
[01/27/22 09:18:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 103 days, 10:35:34 toward level 118.
[01/27/22 16:35:31] Zaratustra [470/795] has come upon jayvee [352/993] and taken them in combat! 52 days, 22:32:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/27/22 16:35:31] Zaratustra has dealt jayvee a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:43:49 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/28/22 04:53:44] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 24 days, 01:34:18 from level 118.
[01/29/22 04:53:41] zbe [633/1052] has challenged Zaratustra [441/795] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:14:07 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/30/22 18:55:44] jayvee and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 21:00:33] vegadark [361/853] has challenged Zaratustra [351/795] in combat and won! 179 days, 06:16:51 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/31/22 08:02:25] Zaratustra [190/795] has challenged jayvee [15/993] in combat and won! 46 days, 05:11:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/31/22 14:16:31] cirdan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 09:13:01] kenyon, misha, Zaratustra, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/22 10:06:52] Zaratustra [177/795] has challenged TimWolla [841/875] in combat and lost! 18 days, 07:11:46 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/01/22 10:08:19] TimWolla and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/22 07:10:39] caeli [227/522] has challenged Zaratustra [759/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:54:18 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/02/22 15:13:04] Lnk and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 03:14:13] Zaratustra [329/795] has challenged TimWolla [680/875] in combat and lost! 17 days, 05:36:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/03/22 07:51:45] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 09:57:56 towards level 118.
[02/03/22 10:15:28] Zaratustra [111/795] has challenged pants [646/1530] in combat and lost! 22 days, 10:22:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/04/22 11:19:38] jayvee [325/993] has challenged Zaratustra [209/795] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:26:51 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[02/04/22 18:45:21] TauPan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/22 02:22:08] neurospex [88/849] has challenged Zaratustra [232/795] in combat and lost! 24 days, 18:10:37 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/05/22 14:07:36] caeli, Zaratustra, and JackyB [902/1957] have team battled jayvee, HeavyPodda, and Asara [832/3516] and won! 2 days, 12:32:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/22 21:53:40] misha, Hirion, and simple [1623/2513] have team battled Asara, Zaratustra, and Bahhumbug [2403/2890] and lost! 1 day, 03:49:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/22 08:27:04] Zaratustra [111/795] has challenged zbe [256/1060] in combat and lost! 14 days, 18:36:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/06/22 11:03:38] Zaratustra, TimWolla, and TauPan [20/2308] have team battled IdleMaster, HeavyPodda, and caeli [869/2932] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/22 08:31:03] freeboson [363/848] has challenged Zaratustra [7/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:18:22 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/07/22 10:31:23] Asara [851/1065] has challenged Zaratustra [269/795] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:29:22 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/07/22 14:32:04] Zaratustra [300/795] has challenged zbe [168/1060] in combat and won! 187 days, 15:23:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/07/22 18:32:48] KindOne [945/1146] has challenged Zaratustra [546/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:10:23 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/09/22 01:23:35] vegadark, TauPan, and TimWolla [100/2288] have team battled Zaratustra, pants, and drahthaar [2410/3081] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 03:38:37] Tor [612/652] has challenged Zaratustra [686/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:53:59 is added to Tor's clock.
[02/10/22 23:46:23] Zaratustra [521/795] has challenged Lnk [676/1158] in combat and lost! 119 days, 13:11:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/22 05:14:09] Zaratustra [536/795] has come upon freeboson [177/851] and taken them in combat! 225 days, 07:00:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/22 05:47:23] Zaratustra [269/795] has challenged HeavyPodda [658/1447] in combat and lost! 102 days, 14:10:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/11/22 06:47:30] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 52 days, 01:29:11 towards level 118.
[02/12/22 07:51:45] Zaratustra [195/795] has challenged Bahhumbug [250/1030] in combat and lost! 75 days, 23:16:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/12/22 11:39:59] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 61 days, 07:34:40 towards level 118.
[02/12/22 18:53:35] pants [1288/1530] has challenged Zaratustra [662/795] in combat and won! 96 days, 20:35:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/12/22 19:53:46] Zaratustra [325/795] has challenged zbe [748/1060] in combat and lost! 77 days, 12:38:26 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/13/22 02:54:58] Zaratustra [444/795] has challenged Hirion [381/705] in combat and won! 109 days, 11:35:41 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/13/22 07:47:07] Zaratustra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 60 days, 12:14:47 from level 118.
[02/13/22 07:55:50] Zaratustra [769/795] has challenged IdleMaster [293/952] in combat and won! 190 days, 12:55:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/22 00:58:39] Bahhumbug [602/1030] has challenged Zaratustra [174/795] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:33:03 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[02/14/22 07:56:00] Zaratustra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 21:23:23 towards level 118.
[02/14/22 18:01:34] freeboson [509/854] has challenged Zaratustra [554/795] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:48:23 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/14/22 21:02:05] Zaratustra [527/795] has challenged TauPan [373/672] in combat and won! 110 days, 15:08:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/22 22:02:15] Zaratustra [460/795] has challenged drahthaar [218/756] in combat and won! 58 days, 19:53:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/15/22 07:03:50] HeavyPodda [1100/1447] has challenged Zaratustra [643/795] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:29:44 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/15/22 16:05:23] Zaratustra [447/795] has challenged freeboson [186/854] in combat and won! 86 days, 11:30:11 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/22 00:06:45] Zaratustra [626/795] has challenged TimWolla [326/810] in combat and won! 58 days, 23:48:10 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/22 03:39:30] pants, IdleMaster, and Tor [2880/3142] have team battled neurospex, TauPan, and Zaratustra [326/2329] and won! 1 day, 05:53:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 07:30:24] Zaratustra [298/795] has come upon kenyon [869/928] and been defeated in combat! 31 days, 16:55:00 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/22 09:08:16] Zaratustra [140/795] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1588/2399] in combat and lost! 21 days, 19:31:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/16/22 21:25:10] freeboson and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 00:10:52] freeboson [528/854] has challenged Zaratustra [772/795] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:03:30 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/17/22 01:11:03] Zaratustra [675/795] has challenged JackyB [584/647] in combat and won! 28 days, 22:15:49 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/17/22 09:10:59] drahthaar, Zaratustra, and dwfreed [1980/2593] have team battled vegadark, pants, and Lnk [3176/3471] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/22 14:13:22] Zaratustra [197/795] has challenged Asara [245/1065] in combat and lost! 30 days, 21:52:38 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/18/22 11:17:11] Zaratustra [310/795] has challenged Hirion [56/705] in combat and won! 33 days, 11:37:55 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/18/22 12:51:36] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/22 23:19:17] Zaratustra [705/800] has challenged Asara [391/1065] in combat and won! 54 days, 21:08:43 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/19/22 01:05:24] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/22 01:19:38] TauPan [386/672] has challenged Zaratustra [167/800] in combat and won! 112 days, 03:53:11 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/19/22 03:19:59] Zaratustra [532/800] has challenged KindOne [144/1146] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:45:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/19/22 22:23:13] Zaratustra [590/800] has challenged jayvee [436/993] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:28:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/19/22 22:23:13] Zaratustra has dealt jayvee a Critical Strike! 3 days, 01:17:35 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/19/22 23:33:20] KindOne, TauPan, and Zaratustra [160/2618] have team battled misha, zbe, and JackyB [2567/2709] and lost! 2 days, 15:14:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/22 13:25:52] Zaratustra [759/800] has challenged Lnk [440/1158] in combat and won! 23 days, 15:56:04 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/20/22 15:01:35] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/22 17:52:42] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:38:28 towards level 118.
[02/20/22 18:26:42] zbe [1009/1060] has challenged Zaratustra [64/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:25:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/20/22 18:26:42] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 58 shield! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 51 shield to Zaratustra.
[02/20/22 22:27:21] Zaratustra [413/793] has challenged dwfreed [659/1042] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:50:51 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/21/22 06:28:42] Asara [1003/1014] has challenged Zaratustra [194/793] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:54:07 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/22/22 08:44:03] misha, neurospex, and kenyon [305/2836] have team battled tomato, Zaratustra, and vegadark [1363/2354] and lost! 1 day, 05:25:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/22 09:33:20] Asara [451/1014] has challenged Zaratustra [56/793] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:05:07 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/22/22 15:14:56] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:47:27 from level 118.
[02/23/22 07:37:01] HeavyPodda [996/1447] has challenged Zaratustra [517/793] in combat and won! 24 days, 21:22:59 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/23/22 08:36:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 46 days, 04:43:23 toward level 118.
[02/23/22 18:38:52] Kurenai [594/671] has challenged Zaratustra [85/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:02:36 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[02/24/22 18:25:58] Zaratustra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:05 towards level 118.
[02/25/22 02:44:18] KindOne [180/1146] has challenged Zaratustra [743/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:48 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/25/22 06:45:00] jayvee [52/993] has challenged Zaratustra [621/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:10:38 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/25/22 15:46:33] Bahhumbug [61/1034] has challenged Zaratustra [517/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:36 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[02/26/22 04:05:52] neurospex, KindOne, misha, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/22 04:06:07] Zaratustra [120/793] has come upon neurospex [109/844] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:05:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/26/22 06:49:14] JackyB [412/652] has challenged Zaratustra [410/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:22 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[02/26/22 11:50:05] Hirion [30/743] has challenged Zaratustra [605/793] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:58:21 is added to Hirion's clock.
[02/26/22 18:51:19] Kurenai [11/671] has challenged Zaratustra [718/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:57:58 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/26/22 19:51:29] neurospex [349/844] has challenged Zaratustra [498/793] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:55:27 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/27/22 01:52:31] zbe [123/1061] has challenged Zaratustra [721/793] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:35:42 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/27/22 11:54:12] kenyon [872/973] has challenged Zaratustra [154/793] in combat and won! 458 days, 17:13:46 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/27/22 23:12:06] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:51 towards level 118.
[02/28/22 04:25:17] freeboson [623/854] has challenged Zaratustra [124/793] in combat and won! 28 days, 18:18:22 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/28/22 05:45:24] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:47 towards level 118.
[02/28/22 11:58:11] Zaratustra [704/793] has challenged KindOne [557/1146] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/28/22 11:58:11] In the fierce battle, KindOne dropped their level 285 pair of boots! Zaratustra picks it up, tossing their old level 73 pair of boots to KindOne.
[03/01/22 02:00:36] Zaratustra [23/1026] has challenged misha [51/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:23:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/01/22 05:01:44] Zaratustra [704/1026] has come upon TimWolla [319/810] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:41:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/01/22 07:01:27] Hirion [241/743] has challenged Zaratustra [284/1026] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:22:58 is added to Hirion's clock.
[03/02/22 01:06:58] neurospex [679/832] has challenged Zaratustra [216/1026] in combat and won! 37 days, 16:47:55 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/02/22 16:09:50] jayvee [412/828] has challenged Zaratustra [500/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:51 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/02/22 18:10:15] Zaratustra [10/1026] has challenged misha [939/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:36 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/02/22 18:14:16] freeboson, pants, elf, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/22 18:14:49] Zaratustra [416/1026] has come upon elf [421/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:44 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/03/22 03:36:51] Zaratustra [271/1026] has challenged dwfreed [1025/1042] in combat and lost! 17 days, 11:15:31 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/03/22 08:12:58] drahthaar [653/774] has challenged Zaratustra [839/1026] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:31:18 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/03/22 10:13:22] Zaratustra [697/1026] has challenged freeboson [640/854] in combat and won! 34 days, 02:54:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/03/22 16:14:33] drahthaar [38/774] has challenged Zaratustra [645/1026] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:36:44 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/04/22 02:37:33] Zaratustra got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:48:57 towards level 119.
[03/04/22 06:17:20] Zaratustra [368/1026] has challenged dwfreed [613/1042] in combat and lost! 13 days, 10:54:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/04/22 15:19:08] HeavyPodda [1154/1450] has challenged Zaratustra [365/1026] in combat and won! 228 days, 03:46:57 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/04/22 17:04:15] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 03:20:40] TimWolla, freeboson, and HeavyPodda [873/3114] have team battled Hirion, Zaratustra, and tomato [2309/2561] and lost! 1 day, 05:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/22 07:22:26] Zaratustra [37/1026] has challenged drahthaar [289/774] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:54:45 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/05/22 07:31:03] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:56:32 towards level 119.
[03/05/22 09:21:13] neurospex, KindOne, and vegadark [763/2541] have team battled caeli, Zaratustra, and zbe [1551/2864] and lost! 7 days, 03:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/22 16:31:01] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:28:05 towards level 119.
[03/06/22 20:02:12] Hirion, Lnk, and kenyon [1221/2898] have team battled Zaratustra, pants, and TimWolla [1321/3374] and lost! 6 days, 23:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/22 01:10:50] cirdan [828/946] has challenged Zaratustra [703/1026] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:32:27 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/07/22 06:40:32] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:10:52 towards level 119.
[03/08/22 13:17:50] Zaratustra [697/1026] has challenged HeavyPodda [3/1450] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:13:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/08/22 15:29:41] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/22 17:03:09] jayvee, drahthaar, simple, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/22 17:17:56] Kurenai, Zaratustra, and kenyon [670/2597] have team battled TimWolla, Lnk, and dwfreed [1960/3034] and lost! 2 days, 03:32:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 01:05:04] simple [559/813] has come upon Zaratustra [171/1026] and taken them in combat! 191 days, 09:53:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/22 07:21:29] cirdan [347/946] has challenged Zaratustra [705/1026] in combat and lost! 20 days, 11:03:34 is added to cirdan's clock.
[03/09/22 09:21:53] Hirion [15/743] has challenged Zaratustra [863/1026] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:19:48 is added to Hirion's clock.
[03/09/22 13:22:14] Hirion, vegadark, and Bahhumbug [158/2554] have team battled KindOne, elf, and Zaratustra [1456/2815] and lost! 0 days, 15:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 19:23:56] HeavyPodda [895/1450] has challenged Zaratustra [103/1026] in combat and won! 35 days, 22:15:22 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/10/22 00:24:57] Zaratustra [386/1026] has challenged vegadark [67/777] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:52:13 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/10/22 17:28:26] Zaratustra [630/1026] has challenged caeli [307/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:31:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/10/22 19:28:50] JackyB [348/650] has challenged Zaratustra [532/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:58 is added to JackyB's clock.
[03/10/22 21:29:15] vegadark [360/777] has challenged Zaratustra [376/1026] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:48:41 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/11/22 00:41:25] Zaratustra [428/1026] has come upon freeboson [154/861] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:59:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/12/22 04:09:48] Zaratustra and tomato have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/22 11:37:08] Zaratustra [261/1026] has challenged vegadark [151/777] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:44:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/12/22 19:04:47] HeavyPodda, IdleMaster, and JackyB [2698/3137] have team battled TauPan, Zaratustra, and misha [1336/2838] and won! 0 days, 04:10:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/22 09:00:10] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:52 towards level 119.
[03/13/22 15:42:53] Zaratustra [876/1026] has challenged jayvee [682/830] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:00:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/14/22 09:19:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zaratustra 1 day, 23:49:49 toward level 119.
[03/15/22 17:21:23] Zaratustra [77/1026] has come upon IdleMaster [757/1037] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:06 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/15/22 22:53:29] neurospex [130/832] has challenged Zaratustra [966/1026] in combat and lost! 404 days, 03:57:57 is added to neurospex's clock.
[03/15/22 23:53:42] Zaratustra [713/1026] has challenged misha [272/1137] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/16/22 04:23:31] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/22 04:54:40] Zaratustra [430/1031] has challenged Lnk [1036/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:53 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/16/22 09:55:37] TimWolla [179/820] has challenged Zaratustra [176/1031] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:47:23 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/16/22 15:31:51] Zaratustra [539/1031] has challenged neurospex [540/832] in combat and lost! 18 days, 17:32:32 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/22 04:59:25] Zaratustra [772/1031] has challenged kenyon [29/973] in combat and won! 38 days, 12:08:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/22 04:59:25] Zaratustra has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 10 days, 05:32:11 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/17/22 05:59:38] Zaratustra [794/1031] has challenged IdleMaster [193/1037] in combat and won! 23 days, 08:22:51 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/22 08:52:22] Zaratustra [189/1031] has come upon JackyB [528/651] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:21:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/17/22 09:15:02] TimWolla, misha, and drahthaar [1836/2717] have team battled Lnk, JackyB, and Zaratustra [2642/2868] and lost! 3 days, 05:27:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/22 12:00:46] kenyon [819/973] has challenged Zaratustra [224/1031] in combat and won! 20 days, 08:01:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/17/22 17:14:28] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:39:46 towards level 120.
[03/17/22 17:26:09] Zaratustra got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:39:18 towards level 120.
[03/18/22 00:15:07] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:32:40 towards level 120.
[03/18/22 06:04:09] dwfreed [524/1052] has challenged Zaratustra [295/1031] in combat and won! 80 days, 12:40:14 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/18/22 22:33:35] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:36:28 towards level 120.
[03/19/22 07:08:54] neurospex [674/832] has challenged Zaratustra [520/1031] in combat and won! 443 days, 03:31:47 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/19/22 08:46:41] Hirion, Bahhumbug, and freeboson [2439/2647] have team battled Zaratustra, drahthaar, and tomato [2855/2950] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/22 19:11:07] Zaratustra [303/1031] has challenged jayvee [6/830] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:56:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/22 23:36:55] Zaratustra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:25 towards level 120.
[03/20/22 03:12:40] pants [1484/1524] has challenged Zaratustra [257/1031] in combat and won! 36 days, 20:24:18 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/20/22 05:56:10] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:00:36 towards level 120.
[03/20/22 10:14:01] Bahhumbug [188/1048] has challenged Zaratustra [1011/1031] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:04:48 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[03/20/22 14:14:47] HeavyPodda [1131/1450] has challenged Zaratustra [976/1031] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:53:56 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/20/22 16:15:11] vegadark [176/777] has challenged Zaratustra [582/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:43:48 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/20/22 17:15:22] vegadark [242/777] has challenged Zaratustra [72/1031] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:59:07 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/21/22 01:16:52] IdleMaster [724/1037] has challenged Zaratustra [738/1031] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:22:48 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/21/22 05:17:36] Zaratustra [624/1031] has challenged misha [1083/1137] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:10:00 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/22 16:19:41] drahthaar [754/771] has challenged Zaratustra [1003/1031] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:37:08 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/21/22 19:20:17] TimWolla [807/820] has challenged Zaratustra [539/1031] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:38:51 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/21/22 20:20:29] Zaratustra [373/1031] has challenged TauPan [177/675] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:40:38 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/21/22 21:20:41] TimWolla [265/820] has challenged Zaratustra [610/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:51:48 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/22/22 15:05:38] Zaratustra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:01:54 from level 120.
[03/22/22 15:24:06] Zaratustra [676/1031] has challenged cirdan [545/929] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:47:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/22/22 17:24:27] Zaratustra [570/1031] has challenged TauPan [162/675] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:29:12 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/22/22 19:24:49] Hirion [140/754] has challenged Zaratustra [346/1031] in combat and lost! 13 days, 11:54:26 is added to Hirion's clock.
[03/22/22 19:58:01] Hirion [362/754] has come upon Zaratustra [149/1031] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 22:19:13 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[03/22/22 22:25:23] Zaratustra [690/1016] has challenged IdleMaster [557/1037] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:37:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/22/22 23:02:53] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:00 towards level 120.
[03/22/22 23:49:44] Lnk [272/1186] has come upon Zaratustra [1013/1016] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 03:47:45 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/23/22 15:28:20] Zaratustra [964/1016] has challenged JackyB [565/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:08:25 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/23/22 19:29:03] Lnk [691/1186] has challenged Zaratustra [581/1016] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:41:24 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[03/23/22 20:09:38] elf, dwfreed, and Zaratustra [2730/2923] have team battled Bahhumbug, TauPan, and drahthaar [1558/2559] and won! 1 day, 17:00:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/22 02:59:59] Asara and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/22 09:38:31] elf, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [2257/2908] have team battled jayvee, zbe, and caeli [1617/2686] and won! 1 day, 04:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/22 04:33:13] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:19 towards level 120.
[03/25/22 06:34:58] Zaratustra [199/1016] has challenged pants [189/1483] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:28:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/25/22 19:37:13] JackyB [500/651] has challenged Zaratustra [526/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:10:58 is added to JackyB's clock.
[03/26/22 13:40:22] Zaratustra [573/1016] has challenged tomato [468/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:36 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/26/22 15:40:42] Zaratustra [65/1016] has challenged caeli [352/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/27/22 10:43:57] Zaratustra [606/1016] has challenged simple [80/813] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:03:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/27/22 18:45:25] TauPan [179/740] has challenged Zaratustra [950/1016] in combat and lost! 62 days, 15:19:58 is added to TauPan's clock.
[03/28/22 12:59:40] tomato [467/992] has challenged Zaratustra [367/1016] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:05:30 is removed from tomato's clock.
[03/29/22 14:53:15] Zaratustra [546/1016] has challenged Asara [711/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:30 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/22 15:53:26] Zaratustra [255/1016] has challenged Lnk [1021/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:33 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/29/22 23:17:33] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/22 12:57:11] Zaratustra [294/1016] has challenged freeboson [671/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/30/22 23:52:21] dwfreed, pants, drahthaar, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/22 04:59:56] Zaratustra [333/1016] has challenged neurospex [53/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:30:50 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/31/22 12:01:08] Bahhumbug [969/1048] has challenged Zaratustra [575/1016] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:12:00 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[03/31/22 15:01:38] Zaratustra [13/1016] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2044/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:18 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/01/22 05:04:12] Zaratustra [833/1016] has challenged vegadark [207/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/01/22 10:50:23] Zaratustra [498/1016] has challenged elf [751/855] in combat and lost! 20 days, 00:18:21 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/01/22 13:28:31] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 10:03:50 towards level 121.
[04/01/22 17:06:35] Zaratustra [193/1016] has challenged IdleMaster [872/1037] in combat and lost! 17 days, 11:27:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/02/22 01:08:02] tomato [119/992] has challenged Zaratustra [646/1016] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:02:47 is added to tomato's clock.
[04/02/22 16:05:58] Zaratustra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:29:45 towards level 121.
[04/02/22 17:47:52] Bahhumbug, zbe, and misha [2426/3540] have team battled dwfreed, Zaratustra, and HeavyPodda [1560/3483] and won! 1 day, 05:17:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 23:11:52] IdleMaster [866/1037] has challenged Zaratustra [232/1016] in combat and won! 18 days, 15:26:39 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/03/22 08:46:38] TauPan, Zaratustra, and HeavyPodda [171/3210] have team battled pants, Lnk, and misha [2891/3815] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 09:48:00] Zaratustra [265/1016] has challenged Lnk [74/1186] in combat and won! 35 days, 16:29:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/03/22 11:48:23] Zaratustra [199/1016] has challenged vegadark [130/785] in combat and won! 24 days, 10:34:56 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/04/22 01:21:56] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 08:31:21] Zaratustra and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 16:29:57] Zaratustra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:28:30 from level 121.
[04/04/22 17:54:21] Asara [777/1014] has challenged Zaratustra [506/1016] in combat and won! 17 days, 06:03:18 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/04/22 18:54:31] Zaratustra [913/1016] has challenged freeboson [219/895] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:37:33 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.