Player Info

User: Zyphyr
Class: DragonLord
Admin?: No
Level: 72
Next level: 97 days, 22:00:43
Status: Offline
Host: Zyphyr!~Zyphyr@198.71.56.178
Account Created: Fri Jun 14 01:45:39 2019
Last login: Wed May 12 03:48:33 2021
Total time idled: 655 days, 23:01:59
Current position: [136,89]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 53
boots: 28
charm: 44
gloves: 61
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 97
ring: 43
shield: 52
tunic: 87 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 240 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 777

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 17:45:07
quit: 55 days, 01:37:38

total: 55 days, 19:22:45

Character Modifiers

[06/14/19 08:02:21] Zyphyr [5/8] has challenged jbroome [235/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/14/19 08:19:02] Zyphyr [9/14] has challenged Bradicus [248/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/14/19 09:52:49] Zyphyr [15/40] has challenged bigjay [373/1465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:35 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/14/19 12:43:31] Zyphyr [64/80] has challenged Birdbones [811/1386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:42 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/14/19 21:46:36] Zyphyr [68/113] has challenged Clearcasting [415/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/15/19 06:23:43] Zyphyr [69/150] has challenged Kerri [15/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:03 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/15/19 06:23:43] In the fierce battle, Kerri dropped their level 72 helm! Zyphyr picks it up, tossing their old level 8 helm to Kerri.
[06/15/19 14:01:42] Zyphyr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:16 from level 23.
[06/15/19 14:14:33] Zyphyr [58/214] has challenged rxcomm [1025/1281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:27 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/15/19 19:54:46] Zyphyr [193/214] has challenged sjefen6 [273/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/16/19 02:32:57] Zyphyr [23/219] has challenged alephnull [737/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/16/19 09:58:29] Zyphyr [138/242] has challenged holloway [575/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/16/19 18:49:32] Zyphyr [214/242] has challenged Fluttershy [646/1066] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/17/19 05:11:02] Zyphyr [98/257] has challenged TimWolla [644/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/17/19 16:46:29] Zyphyr [207/257] has challenged tmberg [1196/1400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/18/19 00:04:11] ohnx [255/826] has come upon Zyphyr [231/257] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:15:41 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[06/18/19 06:35:22] Zyphyr [204/263] has challenged Bradicus [23/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:06 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/18/19 18:10:46] Zyphyr [199/271] has challenged rxcomm [200/1281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/19/19 12:46:07] Zyphyr [75/286] has challenged lavamind [506/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/19/19 21:55:46] LordH [695/1117] has challenged Zyphyr [137/286] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:28:27 is removed from LordH's clock.
[06/20/19 09:24:49] Zyphyr [10/286] has challenged Elgo [429/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/20/19 16:00:34] LukeLR [602/668] has challenged Zyphyr [266/286] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:11:39 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[06/21/19 01:42:36] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:08 towards level 34.
[06/21/19 07:08:26] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:58 towards level 34.
[06/21/19 09:02:32] WallIdl [335/892] has come upon Zyphyr [245/286] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:54 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[06/21/19 09:13:22] Zyphyr [65/330] has challenged brycec [388/1095] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/21/19 17:40:05] Zyphyr sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zyphyr's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/19 21:04:02] zid [306/1036] has come upon Zyphyr [48/330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:17 is removed from zid's clock.
[06/22/19 14:14:18] Zyphyr [99/332] has challenged agrajag [1230/1236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/23/19 12:42:20] Zyphyr has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:25 from level 36.
[06/24/19 00:54:12] Zyphyr [165/343] has challenged Roxana [476/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/24/19 13:59:29] Zyphyr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:23 towards level 37.
[06/25/19 12:58:36] Zyphyr [254/349] has challenged Killerkid [27/1098] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:02 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/26/19 20:06:52] Zyphyr [152/360] has challenged meskio [59/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/27/19 06:39:45] Zyphyr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:41:16 from level 39.
[06/28/19 06:46:27] Zyphyr, elbie, and CoarseHorse [299/1941] have team battled strife, Kerri, and brendan [329/2180] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 17:34:17] Scornn [122/468] has come upon Zyphyr [126/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:20:20 is added to Scornn's clock.
[06/28/19 19:57:28] Zyphyr [169/360] has challenged Nistur [413/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/29/19 12:40:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 1 day, 04:28:12 toward level 40.
[06/29/19 19:26:32] Reilly [50/470] has come upon Zyphyr [355/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:46 is added to Reilly's clock.
[06/29/19 22:26:03] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:21 towards level 40.
[06/30/19 02:45:15] Zyphyr [164/392] has challenged neurospex [983/1298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/30/19 07:16:41] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:40 towards level 41.
[07/01/19 12:41:14] ohnx, apiw, and petrichor [1512/2920] have team battled Zyphyr, LordH, and Nistur [1216/1953] and won! 0 days, 13:38:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 16:26:43] Zyphyr left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Zyphyr's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/19 18:47:28] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:04 towards level 41.
[07/01/19 19:26:50] womblecat [94/651] has come upon Zyphyr [130/387] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:45:58 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/02/19 00:46:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 0 days, 02:28:00 toward level 41.
[07/02/19 06:38:14] CoarseHorse [324/579] has come upon Zyphyr [384/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:33 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[07/02/19 15:55:55] Zyphyr [162/406] has challenged CoarseHorse [280/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[07/02/19 22:25:07] butlerian, KeboDK, and Clearcasting [277/1788] have team battled Zyphyr, Pici, and waifu [2159/2811] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/19 13:53:54] dkorhonen, lavamind, and IllusiveMan_ [604/1494] have team battled ToHellWithGA, simple, and Zyphyr [150/2651] and won! 0 days, 00:29:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/19 06:22:52] chauffer, Misza, and L [1314/2319] have team battled TheresusPheronor, Zyphyr, and inittab [796/1311] and won! 0 days, 23:50:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/19 19:18:48] Zyphyr met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:57 from level 42.
[07/05/19 08:27:07] xayto, Atan, and SCSi [1865/2284] have team battled Zyphyr, TheresusPheronor, and pixelate [792/1349] and won! 1 day, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 20:05:06] Zyphyr got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:56 from level 42.
[07/06/19 01:45:28] Zyphyr [0/406] has challenged anarcat [383/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[07/08/19 22:56:21] Varjatticus, Mithkabob, and Zyphyr [239/904] have team battled LapTop006, Majak, and Nechayev [1685/1920] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 16:23:38] Zyphyr discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:14 towards level 43.
[07/09/19 17:23:42] Zyphyr, Zaratustra, and mwhahaha [322/2542] have team battled Elgo, Ratigan, and AncalagonThBlack [576/2177] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 19:55:34] inittab, algernon, and Herb_Tarlek [101/1940] have team battled CornFly, Jay_of_Delucia, and Zyphyr [1375/2112] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 21:04:36] Zyphyr [374/410] has challenged bootdisk [298/949] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[07/10/19 21:00:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:59:42 from level 44.
[07/11/19 08:54:08] aismallard, Zyphyr, and elf [125/2298] have team battled Elgo, Equinox, and bebbet [749/1443] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 03:16:14] Zyphyr, Mateusz, zifnab06, and dartainus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/19 10:43:10] Zyphyr [393/410] has challenged Nistur [310/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[07/14/19 10:43:10] Zyphyr has dealt Nistur a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:12:52 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/14/19 16:56:44] alephnull, TheDeadlyDandy, and elf [2092/2681] have team battled Lemelisk, grooverider, and Zyphyr [750/3200] and won! 2 days, 02:26:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 18:12:07] sjums_the_great [443/479] has come upon Zyphyr [36/410] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:31:50 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/16/19 11:43:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 0 days, 06:42:26 toward level 45.
[07/16/19 18:52:31] Fluttershy [368/1066] has come upon Zyphyr [55/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:16:35 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[07/18/19 01:43:42] Zyphyr [282/428] has challenged BagelBites [32/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[07/19/19 01:12:48] Clearcasting, max, and hannesenator [94/2775] have team battled idlerpgww, Zyphyr, and Psilocybe [1601/1915] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 14:51:56] snek, Curious_Onion, and Zyphyr [238/1726] have team battled CornFly, PiotrekD, and vegadark [393/2661] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 21:41:59] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:33 from level 46.
[07/21/19 16:24:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 1 day, 04:31:28 toward level 46.
[07/22/19 07:45:41] Zyphyr [402/553] has challenged allo [612/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[07/23/19 23:37:02] Chuck [46/770] has come upon Zyphyr [421/553] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:44:51 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/26/19 19:10:22] grooverider [1248/1452] has challenged Zyphyr [325/553] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:43:20 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/27/19 02:29:22] Psilocybe [697/725] has come upon Zyphyr [85/553] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:05:00 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[07/27/19 02:29:22] Psilocybe has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:41:06 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[07/27/19 08:56:24] Zyphyr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:05 from level 47.
[07/28/19 18:25:24] blabber [590/592] has challenged Zyphyr [525/553] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/28/19 23:26:06] dayman, RedW, and Brainiac [1763/2347] have team battled Atan, Zyphyr, and pfoley [586/2016] and won! 0 days, 20:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 00:40:53] sjefen6 [590/610] has come upon Zyphyr [28/553] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:31:13 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/29/19 11:24:17] bisco [125/817] has challenged Zyphyr [162/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:28 is added to bisco's clock.
[07/30/19 09:16:22] Zyphyr [436/553] has challenged mwhahaha [136/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:27:43 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[07/30/19 14:37:26] holloway [425/1058] has come upon Zyphyr [466/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:49 is added to holloway's clock.
[07/30/19 22:37:24] Invidious [45/332] has challenged Zyphyr [215/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Invidious's clock.
[07/31/19 04:46:15] Zyphyr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:27 towards level 48.
[07/31/19 07:30:31] Majak, suterismus, and Sixbierehomme [1554/2857] have team battled Zyphyr, jvoisin, and bebbet [1182/1809] and won! 1 day, 21:01:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 11:46:17] Sundance [277/576] has challenged Zyphyr [124/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:35:43 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[08/03/19 04:18:06] Bradicus [716/948] has come upon Zyphyr [476/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:17 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[08/03/19 06:55:05] Lemelisk, lipek, and dax [484/3201] have team battled jvoisin, Zyphyr, and Herb_Tarlek [1696/2125] and lost! 1 day, 22:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 05:17:07] Zyphyr, Nechayev, and Clearcasting [272/1947] have team battled Everyman, MrGlass, and Crazycatlady [670/2305] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 09:58:50] niko, kork, and Lemelisk [404/2515] have team battled Nofew, Iceman, and Zyphyr [2176/2371] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 15:12:53] Zyphyr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:17 towards level 48.
[08/04/19 18:48:09] Zyphyr [269/553] has challenged Ratigan [499/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/04/19 22:22:13] Andries, MJ94, and Zyphyr [1105/1600] have team battled el, IdleMaster, and pollo [272/2565] and won! 1 day, 19:59:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 06:00:40] Zyphyr [130/553] has challenged grooverider [741/1452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:52:42 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/07/19 08:11:49] Zyphyr [303/553] has challenged sunri5e [1137/1218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:59:56 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/07/19 09:37:45] bookworm [283/386] has come upon Zyphyr [199/553] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:40:50 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[08/07/19 14:19:05] blizgerg, niko, and ToHellWithGA [2504/3233] have team battled Zyphyr, autist, and Notir [176/1761] and won! 5 days, 00:45:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/19 06:23:10] Roxana, crudd, and allo [800/2691] have team battled skarlso, DrJosh9000, and Zyphyr [1032/1590] and lost! 1 day, 03:15:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 10:24:25] Zyphyr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:00 towards level 49.
[08/08/19 19:32:07] pixelate, ToHellWithGA, and MadMan [328/2730] have team battled brendan, Zyphyr, and csssuf [19/2555] and won! 1 day, 16:59:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 09:51:59] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:56 towards level 49.
[08/09/19 16:43:09] TimWolla [67/917] has come upon Zyphyr [77/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:22:36 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[08/09/19 18:24:25] suterismus [893/1390] has challenged Zyphyr [302/553] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:20:53 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/10/19 01:13:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 2 days, 04:05:42 toward level 49.
[08/10/19 01:27:58] kenyon, pixelate, and Herb_Tarlek [126/2517] have team battled inittab, bisco, and Zyphyr [109/1932] and won! 0 days, 02:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/19 02:33:18] Zyphyr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:54 towards level 49.
[08/10/19 02:41:11] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:53 towards level 49.
[08/10/19 10:47:48] LukeLR, Nuae, and wMw [782/1719] have team battled TimWolla, Eldoreth, and Zyphyr [841/2532] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 22:39:34] Zyphyr [147/563] has challenged meskio [205/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/12/19 10:59:41] AngryParsley, Nofew, and max [248/3009] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and Zyphyr [2206/3299] and lost! 2 days, 04:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 16:39:37] aismallard [731/815] has challenged Zyphyr [467/563] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:15:47 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/13/19 07:42:53] loomysh [17/881] has challenged Zyphyr [215/563] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:50:01 is added to loomysh's clock.
[08/13/19 17:32:24] Zyphyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:45 towards level 50.
[08/14/19 02:04:54] Zyphyr, micah, and bisco [1956/2179] have team battled Globalirc, LukeLR, and astropoint [1429/2517] and won! 0 days, 11:54:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 21:23:45] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:19 towards level 50.
[08/15/19 22:18:08] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:47 towards level 50.
[08/16/19 02:57:21] KeboDK [582/710] has challenged Zyphyr [228/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:45 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/17/19 00:00:48] Zyphyr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:08 from level 50.
[08/19/19 16:50:46] Zyphyr [184/563] has challenged Iceman [792/1222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/19/19 20:00:54] Velyn [302/339] has come upon Zyphyr [355/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:03 is added to Velyn's clock.
[08/19/19 21:43:46] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:33 towards level 51.
[08/19/19 23:37:19] Zyphyr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:24:20 from level 51.
[08/21/19 00:27:30] Zyphyr, Bradicus, el, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/19 00:15:25] Iceman [586/1225] has come upon Zyphyr [473/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:03:26 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[09/07/19 09:05:19] MadMan [463/1204] has come upon Zyphyr [227/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:23:33 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[09/07/19 20:56:58] bisco [732/871] has come upon Zyphyr [75/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:09:24 is removed from bisco's clock.
[09/08/19 07:48:51] vegadark, dwfreed, and Asara [2055/2344] have team battled TimWolla, neurospex, and Zyphyr [2384/2773] and lost! 0 days, 14:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/19 00:28:30] Zyphyr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:59 towards level 51.
[09/10/19 09:28:57] Mars, PlasmaStar, and Sharky4 [1081/2719] have team battled Fluttershy, Zyphyr, and Sixbierehomme [2262/2505] and lost! 1 day, 09:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/19 12:29:51] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:09 towards level 51.
[09/10/19 18:31:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 0 days, 05:03:43 toward level 51.
[09/11/19 06:55:10] Zyphyr [148/567] has challenged vegadark [418/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/12/19 05:54:52] MushHashor [128/557] has challenged Zyphyr [550/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to MushHashor's clock.
[09/13/19 23:51:56] Sharky4 [874/1043] has come upon Zyphyr [231/572] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:11:29 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[09/15/19 05:22:51] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:03 towards level 52.
[09/15/19 06:15:44] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:56 towards level 52.
[09/16/19 02:16:43] PlasmaStar [398/495] has challenged Zyphyr [466/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[09/17/19 07:12:28] Zyphyr discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:17 towards level 52.
[09/17/19 18:47:29] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:04 towards level 52.
[09/18/19 01:05:06] darkmage [1000/1299] has come upon Zyphyr [508/576] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:19:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/18/19 07:55:41] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:52 towards level 52.
[09/18/19 15:01:46] neurospex, Zyphyr, and Fluttershy [636/2934] have team battled IdleMaster, RedW, and alephnull [1176/2665] and lost! 0 days, 15:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 20:20:01] ishanyx, vegadark, and Nechayev [1556/2195] have team battled Scar3cr0w, Zyphyr, and blabber [801/1748] and won! 1 day, 23:16:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 14:52:58] Zyphyr, vegadark, and bootdisk [1874/1956] have team battled Mirc0p, KeboDK, and ncarl747 [1720/2250] and won! 0 days, 15:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 22:14:32] GilbertErik [409/724] has come upon Zyphyr [414/576] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:46:14 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/21/19 19:08:32] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:24 towards level 52.
[09/22/19 13:18:55] Zyphyr [308/576] has challenged MadMan [503/1204] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:45 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/22/19 16:27:41] Jay_of_Delucia, neurospex, and BagelBites [1947/2593] have team battled petrichor, Ironhoof, and Zyphyr [2646/3072] and lost! 2 days, 11:02:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/19 18:20:04] Atan [711/772] has challenged Zyphyr [167/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:12:00 is removed from Atan's clock.
[09/22/19 18:20:04] Atan has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:19:28 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/23/19 05:50:48] Zyphyr [236/576] has challenged bisco [387/888] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/23/19 11:48:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 6 days, 11:29:35 toward level 53.
[09/23/19 13:26:40] Geela, Majak, and algernon [67/2226] have team battled sheu, Zyphyr, and yano [1066/1703] and lost! 4 days, 14:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/19 19:20:06] manish17xxx [801/806] has come upon Zyphyr [522/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:18:59 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[09/24/19 05:28:17] Zyphyr [220/576] has challenged Forud [184/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:48:34 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[09/25/19 20:37:38] Zyphyr [323/577] has challenged Scar3cr0w [336/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:36 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/26/19 15:42:07] Zyphyr [104/577] has challenged LukeLR [749/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:34 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/28/19 14:08:47] Xaris [145/502] has challenged Zyphyr [347/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Xaris's clock.
[09/29/19 19:16:45] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:48 towards level 53.
[09/30/19 09:28:56] Khorne [147/1049] has come upon Zyphyr [189/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:29 is added to Khorne's clock.
[10/01/19 21:20:53] Kerri, xonic, and Notir [118/1862] have team battled algernon, Zyphyr, and golgy [1557/1928] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/19 03:57:20] Zyphyr died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:09 from level 53.
[10/04/19 22:29:31] MiddlewareMonkey [841/927] has challenged Zyphyr [540/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:53:49 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/05/19 13:19:53] Zyphyr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:43 towards level 53.
[10/06/19 00:35:51] neurospex [574/1284] has challenged Zyphyr [138/577] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:31:14 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/06/19 05:07:31] Zyphyr [288/578] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [338/727] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/08/19 14:09:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 08:54:03 from level 54.
[10/08/19 16:51:01] Zyphyr [317/578] has challenged bookworm [46/391] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:59:12 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[10/09/19 00:37:14] brycec [1048/1172] has come upon Zyphyr [49/578] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:00:09 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/09/19 09:58:33] Dyntra [23/375] has come upon Zyphyr [508/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:00 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[10/09/19 10:22:59] MaryMaid [133/585] has come upon Zyphyr [3/578] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:21:52 is removed from MaryMaid's clock.
[10/09/19 11:55:43] FSM [583/775] has challenged Zyphyr [458/578] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:55:47 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/09/19 13:47:09] bebbet, Scar3cr0w, and Ironhoof [259/2448] have team battled mordac, woonack, and Zyphyr [2168/2616] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/19 06:49:27] suterismus [124/1369] has come upon Zyphyr [411/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:30:37 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/10/19 13:15:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 12 days, 01:32:27 toward level 54.
[10/11/19 04:05:30] LapTop006 [56/541] has come upon Zyphyr [574/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:01:12 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[10/11/19 11:19:43] idlerpgww [20/1028] has come upon Zyphyr [421/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:57:00 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[10/11/19 21:30:35] Nistur, manish17xxx, and Ttech [781/3552] have team battled Zyphyr, Asara, and blabber [1957/2431] and lost! 4 days, 15:38:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/19 09:08:21] Scar3cr0w, Zyphyr, and MaryMaid [729/1791] have team battled Lemelisk, vegadark, and yano [1900/2586] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/19 19:31:44] double [333/1141] has challenged Zyphyr [144/578] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:53:15 is removed from double's clock.
[10/13/19 16:52:41] Zyphyr, Lnk, and Mars [921/2855] have team battled sigmg, DrJosh9000, and petrichor [216/2611] and won! 0 days, 11:13:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/19 14:31:07] Zyphyr [325/579] has challenged Kerri [118/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:08:38 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[10/15/19 22:19:47] dindinx [637/836] has come upon Zyphyr [192/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:10:35 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[10/17/19 05:40:13] wMw [870/907] has challenged Zyphyr [408/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:00 is removed from wMw's clock.
[10/17/19 09:41:09] Zyphyr [281/579] has challenged Crazycatlady [550/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:37 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/17/19 12:21:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 1 day, 00:15:46 toward level 54.
[10/18/19 10:47:14] Brady [608/978] has challenged Zyphyr [489/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:51:57 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/18/19 15:48:21] Zyphyr [116/579] has challenged Asara [632/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:34 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/19/19 11:22:00] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:39 towards level 54.
[10/19/19 13:51:47] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:57 towards level 54.
[10/19/19 14:23:15] Xenofex, himuraken, and brendan [1882/3184] have team battled sbp, Zyphyr, and sunri5e [122/2360] and won! 1 day, 13:20:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/19 15:47:55] inittab [227/575] has come upon Zyphyr [72/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:07 is removed from inittab's clock.
[10/20/19 04:39:33] meffe, Ttech, and pollo [3491/3597] have team battled StalkR, Zyphyr, and The_Joker [939/1419] and won! 2 days, 20:11:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 10:39:25] Zyphyr was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:11 from level 54.
[10/20/19 16:09:47] Zyphyr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:21 from level 54.
[10/20/19 20:15:47] Zyphyr [309/591] has challenged Misza [315/1334] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:32:33 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/20/19 22:54:25] xayto [747/796] has come upon Zyphyr [278/591] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:22:38 is removed from xayto's clock.
[10/20/19 23:17:51] sjefen6 [301/610] has come upon Zyphyr [132/591] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:52:57 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[10/21/19 07:29:06] Birdbones [398/1365] has come upon Zyphyr [516/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:39:07 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/22/19 02:55:46] himuraken [771/977] has come upon Zyphyr [174/591] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:39:05 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[10/22/19 02:55:46] himuraken has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:38:18 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/22/19 04:01:04] womblecat, Sharky4, and gdm [2078/2344] have team battled Zyphyr, bootdisk, and neurospex [1403/2655] and won! 1 day, 13:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 15:23:37] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:38:24 towards level 55.
[10/23/19 05:17:09] Mateusz [353/1150] has come upon Zyphyr [362/591] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:24:10 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[10/24/19 08:50:27] Zyphyr, ncarl747, and ganome [1129/1906] have team battled holloway, pfoley, and csssuf [1397/2624] and lost! 0 days, 06:23:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 11:02:41] bigjay [1352/1541] has come upon Zyphyr [566/591] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:06:53 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[10/25/19 11:51:27] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:50 towards level 55.
[10/25/19 13:27:03] vegadark [52/652] has challenged Zyphyr [164/591] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:05:07 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/26/19 20:51:18] blizgerg [203/1354] has come upon Zyphyr [3/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:11:33 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/27/19 21:04:24] Birdbones, Crazycatlady, and Zyphyr [1482/2654] have team battled KeboDK, rxcomm, and phraktyl [1762/2665] and lost! 3 days, 06:33:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/19 05:36:47] m0shbear, Athos, and borsin [445/2308] have team battled Zyphyr, jawsh, and brendan [88/2326] and won! 0 days, 10:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 23:34:02] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:40 towards level 55.
[10/29/19 11:09:43] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:59 towards level 55.
[10/31/19 04:01:46] Forud [128/567] has come upon Zyphyr [387/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:33:05 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/02/19 22:45:55] elbie [23/947] has challenged Zyphyr [357/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/03/19 03:05:35] Atan, Kropotkin, and Zyphyr [2201/2300] have team battled ToHellWithGA, buyoq, and Brutus [313/1522] and won! 0 days, 10:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 22:51:34] Bahhumbug [626/909] has challenged Zyphyr [460/591] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:30:21 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[11/04/19 01:42:09] Zyphyr has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:51 from level 55.
[11/06/19 07:57:32] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:31 towards level 55.
[11/08/19 01:23:54] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:16 towards level 55.
[11/08/19 10:14:19] MJ94 [436/535] has come upon Zyphyr [511/591] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:50:59 is added to MJ94's clock.
[11/09/19 05:58:13] Zyphyr, Globalirc, The_Joker, and Tratos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/19 01:30:10] Zyphyr, StalkR, Yuhno, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/19 17:29:42] Zyphyr [502/591] has challenged Khorne [558/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:18 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/11/19 16:45:21] Zyphyr [339/598] has challenged astropoint [837/932] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/11/19 23:15:17] Zyphyr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:52 towards level 56.
[11/12/19 00:41:06] GipsyPureGold, Jay_of_Delucia, and Bradicus [211/2192] have team battled keepermurf, Zyphyr, and freeboson [225/2290] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/19 08:21:39] Zyphyr got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:55:42 from level 56.
[11/12/19 10:41:17] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:51 towards level 56.
[11/12/19 16:03:31] Zyphyr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:34:32 from level 56.
[11/12/19 23:36:15] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:47 towards level 56.
[11/13/19 04:43:38] lavamind [395/674] has challenged Zyphyr [121/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:45:34 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[11/13/19 04:43:38] lavamind has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:54:00 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/13/19 21:56:49] bookworm [79/409] has come upon Zyphyr [438/598] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:13:41 is added to bookworm's clock.
[11/13/19 22:49:16] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:25 towards level 56.
[11/14/19 20:52:59] Zyphyr [198/598] has challenged kenyon [144/1178] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:25:03 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[11/14/19 20:52:59] In the fierce battle, kenyon dropped their level 61 pair of gloves! Zyphyr picks it up, tossing their old level 40 pair of gloves to kenyon.
[11/14/19 23:25:56] Zaratustra [959/1129] has come upon Zyphyr [268/619] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:34:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/15/19 15:40:46] csssuf [406/728] has come upon Zyphyr [528/619] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:39:32 is added to csssuf's clock.
[11/16/19 06:02:53] Xenthys [451/723] has come upon Zyphyr [523/619] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:55:28 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/17/19 17:41:47] Zyphyr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:54 towards level 56.
[11/18/19 21:32:48] Zyphyr stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:19 towards level 56.
[11/18/19 21:42:41] buksi [41/798] has come upon Zyphyr [170/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:05 is added to buksi's clock.
[11/19/19 05:13:41] Zyphyr [380/619] has challenged sjefen6 [313/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:03:22 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[11/19/19 06:41:41] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:47 towards level 56.
[11/19/19 15:37:18] mwhahaha, Desspugne, and CoolManChris [1928/2148] have team battled Zyphyr, MJ94, and Jay_of_Delucia [905/1780] and won! 0 days, 01:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 22:19:18] Zyphyr, manish17xxx, and sjefen6 [1684/1999] have team battled Psilocybe, nawcom, and MetaNova [2171/2257] and lost! 1 day, 04:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 22:39:32] osannatas [483/802] has challenged Zyphyr [418/619] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/20/19 23:13:12] Zyphyr broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:11 from level 56.
[11/21/19 15:42:22] womblecat [680/713] has come upon Zyphyr [554/619] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:55:57 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[11/25/19 03:52:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 0 days, 19:27:10 toward level 56.
[11/25/19 07:18:28] dwfreed, MiddlewareMonkey, and KyloRen [371/2203] have team battled el, Zyphyr, and waifu [2030/2751] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 12:36:47] double [830/1166] has come upon Zyphyr [210/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:56:53 is removed from double's clock.
[11/26/19 14:02:49] Zyphyr [90/619] has challenged bigjay [859/1529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:19 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/26/19 20:11:52] Zyphyr [357/619] has challenged Elgo [404/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/27/19 07:07:10] Zyphyr [315/619] has challenged MadMan [991/1251] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:25:34 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/29/19 00:06:12] astropoint [315/936] has come upon Zyphyr [67/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:20:14 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[11/29/19 12:52:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 10 days, 11:32:00 toward level 57.
[11/30/19 17:27:57] Zyphyr [63/619] has challenged loomysh [202/891] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:12:35 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[12/01/19 02:30:16] Zyphyr [204/619] has challenged HeavyPodda [831/943] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:45:54 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[12/02/19 17:54:18] phraktyl [52/691] has come upon Zyphyr [30/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:22:59 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[12/03/19 19:59:29] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:54 towards level 57.
[12/06/19 05:03:36] Zyphyr died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:17:56 from level 57.
[12/07/19 00:21:36] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:22:43 towards level 57.
[12/07/19 05:50:42] micah, TimWolla, and Zyphyr [2435/2446] have team battled woonack, dax, and Birdbones [531/2805] and won! 3 days, 03:08:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 19:30:20] max [805/999] has come upon Zyphyr [310/619] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:53:34 is removed from max's clock.
[12/09/19 09:14:41] Nofew, Lnk, and L [2361/2708] have team battled GipsyPureGold, Zyphyr, and TauPan [475/1635] and won! 0 days, 07:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 20:08:56] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:40 towards level 57.
[12/10/19 11:33:05] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:42 from level 57.
[12/11/19 13:17:18] Zyphyr lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:27 from level 57.
[12/12/19 07:24:40] Zyphyr [137/619] has challenged neurospex [681/1350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:54:51 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[12/12/19 16:38:11] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:18 towards level 57.
[12/12/19 20:40:15] GilbertErik [663/764] has come upon Zyphyr [120/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:17:39 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[12/12/19 21:20:12] Bradicus [808/948] has come upon Zyphyr [13/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:46 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[12/13/19 00:45:15] Zyphyr, suterismus, and sjefen6 [1437/2633] have team battled h00k, Nechayev, and LukeLR [433/2435] and won! 1 day, 13:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 10:24:40] Elgo [430/621] has come upon Zyphyr [34/619] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:06:17 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[12/13/19 15:17:00] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:50 towards level 57.
[12/13/19 19:17:07] tmberg [992/1615] has come upon Zyphyr [541/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:44 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/13/19 20:41:30] TimWolla [667/949] has come upon Zyphyr [394/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:03:35 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/14/19 13:54:18] anarcat [6/973] has come upon Zyphyr [16/619] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:02:06 is added to anarcat's clock.
[12/17/19 07:01:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 1 day, 00:30:49 toward level 57.
[12/17/19 15:11:52] DrJosh9000, Zyphyr, and Dyntra [977/1816] have team battled womblecat, i3d, and darkmage [2090/2318] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 20:34:04] Zyphyr [600/629] has challenged Notir [74/512] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[12/18/19 11:57:23] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:41:02 from level 58.
[12/18/19 18:50:04] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:37 towards level 58.
[12/19/19 05:24:58] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:05 towards level 58.
[12/19/19 21:02:31] i3d [191/278] has come upon Zyphyr [463/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:16 is added to i3d's clock.
[12/20/19 09:47:11] micah [11/891] has come upon Zyphyr [552/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:41:13 is added to micah's clock.
[12/20/19 20:02:34] Zyphyr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:42:29 from level 58.
[12/20/19 23:01:23] Globalirc [637/861] has come upon Zyphyr [104/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:16:10 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/20/19 23:42:38] JuanMaestro [651/961] has come upon Zyphyr [286/629] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:48 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/25/19 04:35:31] Khorne [551/1046] has come upon Zyphyr [337/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:31:38 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[12/28/19 02:11:45] vegadark [523/660] has come upon Zyphyr [170/629] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:16:23 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/28/19 20:05:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 7 days, 06:15:28 toward level 58.
[12/29/19 16:13:31] Tor, Zyphyr, and PiotrekD [1089/2838] have team battled elf, Elgo, and allo [839/2641] and won! 1 day, 22:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 03:14:49] Zyphyr has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:40 from level 58.
[12/31/19 02:02:18] Zyphyr EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:50 from level 58.
[12/31/19 10:13:24] brycec [286/1163] has come upon Zyphyr [261/629] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:55:18 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/31/19 21:38:15] Zyphyr [188/629] has challenged Scornn [238/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:36 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[01/02/20 02:52:34] tspange [623/845] has come upon Zyphyr [271/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:42:29 is removed from tspange's clock.
[01/03/20 03:50:42] Zyphyr [471/629] has challenged WallIdl [24/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:58:20 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[01/04/20 21:42:56] ncarl747 [109/857] has challenged Zyphyr [497/629] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[01/05/20 05:16:21] Verick [100/112] has challenged Zyphyr [345/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Verick's clock.
[01/05/20 12:34:24] Roxana, Zyphyr, and bobvador [515/2550] have team battled osannatas, yano, and Syloq [93/2169] and won! 0 days, 08:11:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/20 11:50:22] brendan [1022/1381] has come upon Zyphyr [305/629] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:37:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/06/20 12:34:14] pants [248/1268] has come upon Zyphyr [621/629] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:55:19 is added to pants's clock.
[01/06/20 14:20:31] phraktyl, allo, and grooverider [982/2940] have team battled pixelate, Zyphyr, and theZoMBiE [160/1593] and won! 0 days, 15:13:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/20 21:21:18] Zyphyr [316/629] has challenged petrichor [791/1215] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[01/06/20 22:19:01] unicron [586/830] has come upon Zyphyr [145/629] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:48:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/07/20 07:11:13] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:07:59 towards level 59.
[01/07/20 21:36:32] bigjay [537/1529] has come upon Zyphyr [347/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:26:52 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[01/10/20 07:59:57] Zyphyr has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:53:29 from level 59.
[01/11/20 14:16:25] Brady, Birdbones, and sheu [440/3002] have team battled Zyphyr, dindinx, and sunri5e [2205/2639] and lost! 1 day, 15:46:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 19:20:41] i3d [126/394] has come upon Zyphyr [619/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:58 is added to i3d's clock.
[01/13/20 15:52:25] Zyphyr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:56:19 towards level 59.
[01/13/20 15:53:31] LukeLR [352/809] has challenged Zyphyr [423/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:59 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/14/20 08:22:58] bisco [997/1047] has come upon Zyphyr [269/629] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:23:21 is removed from bisco's clock.
[01/15/20 17:01:31] Sullivan, Nechayev, and Desspugne [1297/1822] have team battled anarcat, Zyphyr, and AncalagonThBlack [925/2114] and won! 0 days, 00:11:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 22:06:51] Zyphyr [179/629] has challenged Brainiac [349/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:13:19 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[01/16/20 00:07:22] djm [587/1029] has challenged Zyphyr [595/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:34:15 is added to djm's clock.
[01/16/20 07:35:29] nawcom [414/567] has come upon Zyphyr [18/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:32:52 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[01/17/20 20:07:17] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:02 towards level 59.
[01/18/20 04:12:09] Zyphyr sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zyphyr's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/20 22:04:35] findlayr [33/324] has challenged Zyphyr [524/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to findlayr's clock.
[01/19/20 23:31:02] Misza [984/1334] has challenged Zyphyr [236/645] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:03:40 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/20/20 05:58:04] Neo, brendan, and Tenorman [2482/3077] have team battled damyan, Zyphyr, and Syloq [2389/2675] and won! 0 days, 22:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 22:42:37] i3d [291/394] has challenged Zyphyr [546/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:41 is added to i3d's clock.
[01/22/20 02:45:22] Zyphyr, SirMonkeybox, and dax [597/1746] have team battled SCSi, Lemelisk, and ToHellWithGA [1928/3190] and lost! 5 days, 03:52:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 10:45:39] Atan [403/771] has challenged Zyphyr [427/645] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:10:47 is added to Atan's clock.
[01/23/20 11:22:21] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:57 towards level 59.
[01/24/20 20:10:35] Zyphyr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:57:59 from level 59.
[01/25/20 03:30:03] mik [30/263] has come upon Zyphyr [643/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:29 is added to mik's clock.
[01/26/20 21:33:05] autist [257/926] has challenged Zyphyr [426/645] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to autist's clock.
[01/27/20 23:15:54] sjums_the_great [33/528] has challenged Zyphyr [601/645] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/29/20 09:23:13] Zyphyr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:13:09 from level 59.
[01/29/20 18:49:45] Zyphyr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:43:47 from level 59.
[02/01/20 04:42:00] Zyphyr [202/645] has challenged Lnk [873/1039] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:56:33 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/01/20 14:38:07] Zyphyr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:32 towards level 59.
[02/02/20 12:50:02] Zyphyr [36/645] has challenged Zaratustra [530/1136] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:55:05 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/02/20 19:09:40] damyan [514/1254] has come upon Zyphyr [252/645] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:05:25 is removed from damyan's clock.
[02/02/20 19:35:19] Zyphyr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zyphyr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/20 01:35:54] Agent86, Lnk, and Zyphyr [378/2392] have team battled Brady, alephnull, and sjefen6 [274/2907] and won! 4 days, 17:57:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/20 19:24:10] HeavyPodda [801/937] has come upon Zyphyr [287/652] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:26:25 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/04/20 09:51:22] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:04 towards level 59.
[02/05/20 05:01:13] Zaratustra, Zyphyr, and AbrahamLinksys [402/2404] have team battled theZoMBiE, xonic, and zid [160/2102] and won! 3 days, 02:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 13:10:29] LukeLR [3/801] has come upon Zyphyr [644/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:06:15 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/05/20 13:13:14] Zyphyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:45 towards level 59.
[02/05/20 21:06:10] aismallard [558/859] has come upon Zyphyr [0/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:49:54 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/07/20 19:22:51] LukeLR [355/801] has challenged Zyphyr [173/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:26 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[02/08/20 00:36:31] MiddlewareMonkey, PiotrekD, and Zyphyr [1422/2658] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, tms, and i3d [1111/1547] and won! 0 days, 08:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 02:35:53] Zyphyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:45 towards level 59.
[02/09/20 17:36:12] Zyphyr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:10 from level 59.
[02/10/20 16:02:48] MetaNova, AncalagonThBlack, and damyan [2288/3043] have team battled neurospex, Zyphyr, and petrichor [223/3235] and won! 3 days, 12:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 16:11:43] i3d, GilbertErik, and Zyphyr [811/1832] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, crysys, and Dyntra [1880/2122] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 12:57:04] Zyphyr was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:07 from level 59.
[02/13/20 12:34:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 1 day, 17:24:27 toward level 59.
[02/13/20 16:22:02] Zyphyr, Mateusz, and FSM [2024/2646] have team battled L, pfoley, and xayto [893/2478] and won! 0 days, 08:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 18:59:24] Zyphyr [526/652] has challenged Athos [376/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:06 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[02/13/20 20:33:40] Heisenberg [243/1079] has come upon Zyphyr [252/652] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:32:07 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/14/20 12:03:23] Zyphyr [543/652] has challenged brendan [1272/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:28 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/15/20 00:21:46] blizgerg, max, and dindinx [192/3177] have team battled KH405, Fluttershy, and Zyphyr [668/2396] and lost! 1 day, 15:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 01:24:21] Zyphyr [68/652] has challenged dclaw123 [715/1093] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/15/20 17:24:25] waifu [672/834] has come upon Zyphyr [141/656] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:23:58 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/16/20 06:00:57] Zyphyr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:01:04 towards level 60.
[02/16/20 19:01:36] TheDeadlyDandy [550/766] has come upon Zyphyr [40/656] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:37:47 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/17/20 11:44:20] Zyphyr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:19:58 from level 60.
[02/19/20 20:42:05] IdleMaster [705/801] has come upon Zyphyr [582/656] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:50:22 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/21/20 06:37:22] bigjay [890/1581] has come upon Zyphyr [641/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:47:45 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[02/21/20 09:43:52] Antium [138/944] has challenged Zyphyr [283/656] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:22:28 is added to Antium's clock.
[02/21/20 16:45:31] borsin [297/622] has challenged Zyphyr [486/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:31 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/22/20 20:17:22] Zyphyr [227/656] has challenged sairis [21/332] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:44:57 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[02/22/20 21:17:34] Zyphyr [221/656] has challenged yano [217/608] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:02:48 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[02/22/20 23:51:52] skarlso [552/787] has challenged Zyphyr [196/656] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[02/23/20 05:08:06] mordac [1267/1315] has challenged Zyphyr [653/656] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:00:40 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/25/20 14:42:24] Zyphyr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:42 towards level 60.
[02/25/20 19:21:09] maligned [286/549] has challenged Zyphyr [226/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from maligned's clock.
[02/28/20 03:46:13] Zyphyr [253/656] has challenged inittab [14/600] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:57:08 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[03/01/20 11:37:51] crysys [645/774] has come upon Zyphyr [462/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:52:32 is removed from crysys's clock.
[03/02/20 15:37:15] Zyphyr was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:05 from level 60.
[03/03/20 02:46:29] mwhahaha [272/1018] has come upon Zyphyr [202/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:10:28 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/04/20 11:54:37] Zyphyr [49/656] has challenged pollo [63/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:36:44 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[03/04/20 12:02:39] Zyphyr got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:01:45 from level 60.
[03/05/20 01:16:32] Zyphyr [205/656] has come upon Varjatticus [64/359] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:28 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[03/06/20 09:24:40] sigmg [898/1004] has come upon Zyphyr [320/656] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:14:11 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[03/06/20 19:08:35] Fluttershy [967/1224] has challenged Zyphyr [15/656] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:00:07 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[03/07/20 18:45:23] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:51 towards level 60.
[03/09/20 03:11:54] Zyphyr set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:34 from level 60.
[03/10/20 04:27:07] Ttech [874/1955] has challenged Zyphyr [263/656] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:36:14 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[03/11/20 16:41:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 3 days, 22:23:39 toward level 60.
[04/02/20 22:42:39] Zyphyr [283/656] has challenged gdm [146/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:33 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[04/04/20 21:27:12] Zyphyr [354/656] has challenged Elgo [550/810] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/05/20 13:10:17] misha, SCSi, and h00k [1171/2313] have team battled Zyphyr, WallIdl, and KH405 [1122/1944] and won! 1 day, 01:12:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 23:44:27] buksi, allo, and Zyphyr [1535/2215] have team battled sairis, maligned, and Tratos [1661/1913] and lost! 2 days, 05:41:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 09:44:31] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:29:20 towards level 61.
[04/07/20 01:45:17] pants [953/1283] has come upon Zyphyr [258/656] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 21:23:03 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/08/20 11:21:14] Zyphyr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:28:32 towards level 61.
[04/08/20 16:14:17] Zyphyr [363/656] has challenged Agent86 [255/695] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:02:17 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[04/09/20 00:14:04] sukil [158/465] has come upon Zyphyr [623/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:36 is added to sukil's clock.
[04/09/20 00:21:12] Khorne [501/1017] has come upon Zyphyr [374/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:47:37 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/10/20 09:07:58] pants, irix, and sjefen6 [850/3131] have team battled MadMan, Susumurata, and Zyphyr [2240/2532] and lost! 1 day, 11:22:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 12:24:28] lavamind [472/793] has come upon Zyphyr [377/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:34:34 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[04/10/20 12:24:28] lavamind has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 3 days, 17:32:02 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/10/20 13:41:08] xayto [602/751] has come upon Zyphyr [303/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:45:23 is removed from xayto's clock.
[04/11/20 07:39:13] loomysh, sjefen6, and Kronos [232/2314] have team battled Zyphyr, Tenorman, and ganome [522/2514] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/20 11:16:36] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:40:23 towards level 61.
[04/11/20 13:20:59] lakwatsero [204/376] has come upon Zyphyr [649/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:19 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[04/12/20 02:18:52] MrGlass [568/1031] has come upon Zyphyr [598/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:38:37 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[04/14/20 02:22:53] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:56:47 towards level 61.
[04/15/20 00:55:17] crysys, desikitteh, and nawcom [897/1695] have team battled MJ94, Zyphyr, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1797/1844] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 13:05:10] neurospex, WallIdl, and Roxana [2112/3257] have team battled meskio, Tor, and Zyphyr [431/2842] and won! 3 days, 01:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/20 15:18:08] Zyphyr got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:24:00 from level 61.
[04/16/20 23:50:57] Zyphyr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:02:12 towards level 61.
[04/18/20 01:53:37] Birdbones [828/1360] has come upon Zyphyr [426/656] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 12:05:44 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/20/20 08:23:47] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:37 towards level 61.
[04/20/20 22:32:00] pfoley, yano, and Zyphyr [355/2172] have team battled Iceman, Yuhno, and Nistur [1015/2470] and lost! 3 days, 16:18:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/20 06:50:53] CornFly, Andries, and Zyphyr [1775/2417] have team battled DrJosh9000, cirdan, and zid [2245/2673] and lost! 1 day, 03:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/20 14:36:26] Heisenberg [550/1094] has challenged Zyphyr [411/656] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:57:55 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/22/20 16:33:40] Everyman [252/757] has come upon Zyphyr [452/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:52:18 is added to Everyman's clock.
[04/23/20 10:30:16] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:44:35 towards level 61.
[04/23/20 20:21:36] neurospex [963/1254] has challenged Zyphyr [507/656] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:17:15 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/23/20 20:37:13] Zyphyr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:04:48 towards level 61.
[04/24/20 06:05:11] Andries [565/567] has come upon Zyphyr [417/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:40:45 is removed from Andries's clock.
[04/24/20 20:42:43] Zyphyr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:04 from level 61.
[04/28/20 17:40:12] Zyphyr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:51 towards level 61.
[04/28/20 20:21:33] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:01 towards level 61.
[04/29/20 20:08:08] Zyphyr stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:07 towards level 61.
[04/29/20 23:40:48] Zyphyr, JensRex, and djm [404/2863] have team battled bigjay, dax, and aismallard [55/3026] and won! 1 day, 17:06:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/20 03:45:22] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:00 towards level 61.
[04/30/20 05:32:03] Zyphyr grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:54 towards level 61.
[05/02/20 04:06:00] WallIdl [644/748] has come upon Zyphyr [438/660] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:08:19 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[05/03/20 09:45:05] csc2ya [356/486] has come upon Zyphyr [135/660] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:07:04 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[05/03/20 15:32:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 1 day, 08:59:34 toward level 61.
[05/03/20 18:15:48] Zyphyr [465/660] has challenged mordac [1057/1329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:51 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/04/20 16:13:46] Zyphyr [134/660] has challenged dax [401/612] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/04/20 16:54:22] Zyphyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:36:56 towards level 62.
[05/06/20 02:11:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 14 days, 04:28:34 toward level 62.
[05/06/20 14:21:14] Zyphyr misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:35:13 from level 62.
[05/08/20 02:21:18] AncalagonThBlack, Xenthys, and Forud [819/2438] have team battled Zyphyr, dax, and brendan [2374/2642] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/20 02:49:23] Zyphyr misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:50:25 from level 62.
[05/08/20 16:46:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 7 days, 11:21:01 toward level 62.
[05/09/20 07:27:49] Brady, nijotz, and Ironhoof [2520/2680] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, pfoley, and Zyphyr [1785/2401] and won! 0 days, 15:38:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 10:04:20] Zyphyr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zyphyr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/20 06:58:55] Zyphyr [2/667] has challenged jnerulax [68/627] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:50:18 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/14/20 13:25:07] Lemelisk [1257/1376] has come upon Zyphyr [133/667] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:04:06 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[05/15/20 01:46:02] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:40:00 from level 62.
[05/15/20 06:21:03] Zyphyr [427/667] has challenged Ironhoof [196/1266] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:29:01 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[05/16/20 14:58:53] phraktyl [345/691] has come upon Zyphyr [192/667] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:10:19 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[05/17/20 04:49:53] Zyphyr stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:58:50 towards level 62.
[05/18/20 03:46:27] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:16 towards level 62.
[05/18/20 11:52:08] Zyphyr fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Zyphyr's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/18/20 13:56:04] Frogging101, Zyphyr, bookworm, and meskio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/20 08:20:44] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:15 towards level 62.
[05/19/20 18:25:57] i3d, IdleMaster, and PiotrekD [211/2490] have team battled loomysh, Zyphyr, and L [846/2643] and lost! 0 days, 22:38:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/20 02:47:54] Zyphyr [454/661] has challenged bisco [908/1040] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:09:24 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/20/20 11:33:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 2 days, 09:02:10 toward level 62.
[05/20/20 16:16:24] Zyphyr [576/661] has come upon pollo [876/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:31:29 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/21/20 08:16:46] Zyphyr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:17 towards level 62.
[05/21/20 21:58:09] astropoint [359/1036] has come upon Zyphyr [5/661] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:32:49 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[05/22/20 04:33:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 08:44:46 from level 62.
[05/23/20 02:48:54] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:40:38 towards level 62.
[05/24/20 14:31:09] Zyphyr, LukeLR, and shymega [1677/2141] have team battled Kronos, crysys, and Xenthys [1218/2021] and won! 1 day, 12:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 20:28:37] Zyphyr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:55:32 from level 62.
[05/25/20 15:25:30] bookworm [271/443] has come upon Zyphyr [433/661] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:58:55 is added to bookworm's clock.
[05/25/20 22:49:15] JuanMaestro [682/999] has come upon Zyphyr [36/661] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:32:56 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/26/20 04:48:12] JuanMaestro [157/999] has come upon Zyphyr [434/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/26/20 18:19:03] neurospex [766/1245] has challenged Zyphyr [394/661] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:15:18 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/27/20 00:12:53] sheu [470/541] has come upon Zyphyr [622/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:41:16 is added to sheu's clock.
[05/28/20 16:53:02] crysys [141/782] has come upon Zyphyr [56/661] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:16:10 is removed from crysys's clock.
[05/28/20 19:53:25] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:52 towards level 62.
[05/30/20 17:22:02] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:49 towards level 62.
[05/30/20 20:41:45] Zyphyr [595/661] has come upon pfoley [606/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:03:51 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/31/20 21:39:14] Zyphyr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:45 towards level 62.
[06/01/20 18:54:31] Zyphyr has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:16 from level 62.
[06/01/20 23:02:07] meskio [237/956] has come upon Zyphyr [174/661] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:13:46 is removed from meskio's clock.
[06/02/20 02:58:22] bookworm [395/443] has challenged Zyphyr [566/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:56:21 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/02/20 17:33:36] djm, LukeLR, and Birdbones [424/3026] have team battled Ttech, Zyphyr, and womblecat [639/3439] and lost! 1 day, 23:39:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 08:47:12] Bluedog, bookworm, and lakwatsero [105/1305] have team battled Zyphyr, shymega, and Milquetoast [1285/2380] and lost! 1 day, 19:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 12:05:54] Zyphyr [456/661] has challenged Majak [104/885] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:43:02 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/03/20 13:06:08] Zyphyr [59/661] has challenged Xenthys [321/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:52 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/03/20 13:10:33] Zyphyr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:13 from level 62.
[06/04/20 03:09:17] max [575/1017] has challenged Zyphyr [385/661] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:09 is removed from max's clock.
[06/04/20 09:47:37] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:49 towards level 62.
[06/04/20 18:39:46] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:07 towards level 62.
[06/04/20 22:09:59] adamus1red [467/608] has come upon Zyphyr [592/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:43:46 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[06/04/20 22:27:36] Zyphyr sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zyphyr's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/20 04:50:10] Zyphyr [137/679] has challenged sheu [364/541] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/05/20 19:41:10] Zyphyr [152/679] has challenged tms [162/460] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:20:51 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/07/20 14:51:53] Zyphyr [132/679] has challenged sc_ [330/720] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:39:38 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/08/20 21:02:46] Heisenberg, TauPan, and Zyphyr [2213/2265] have team battled Misza, TimWolla, and SirMonkeybox [885/2722] and won! 9 days, 03:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 09:55:22] GunMan, WallIdl, and HeavyPodda [1514/2060] have team battled algernon, bigjay, and Zyphyr [1854/3002] and lost! 1 day, 12:49:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/20 19:23:57] Geela [708/781] has come upon Zyphyr [421/679] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:37:48 is removed from Geela's clock.
[06/09/20 20:28:38] Zyphyr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:05:45 from level 63.
[06/11/20 19:16:59] Zyphyr [628/679] has challenged bookworm [359/438] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:26:17 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/13/20 16:59:22] Zyphyr, dindinx, elf, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/20 19:40:58] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:18:34 towards level 63.
[06/14/20 23:45:01] jnerulax [245/646] has challenged Zyphyr [195/679] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from jnerulax's clock.
[06/15/20 08:06:02] sunri5e [631/1110] has come upon Zyphyr [437/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:57:02 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[06/15/20 17:34:18] Zyphyr got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:15:43 from level 63.
[06/18/20 23:32:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 09:47:55 from level 63.
[06/20/20 16:35:25] Zyphyr got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:20:46 from level 63.
[06/23/20 08:58:11] loomysh [509/1148] has come upon Zyphyr [506/679] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:52:52 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[06/23/20 08:58:11] loomysh has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:25:20 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/26/20 09:17:38] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:44 towards level 63.
[06/26/20 15:02:12] Balthazar, skarlso, and Iceman [421/2853] have team battled Zyphyr, rxcomm, and pants [2024/3302] and lost! 0 days, 08:42:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 02:53:19] Zyphyr [506/679] has challenged Vic [67/146] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:58:09 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[06/28/20 09:54:59] vegadark [437/781] has challenged Zyphyr [277/679] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:59:58 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/28/20 09:54:59] vegadark has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:23:29 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[06/30/20 08:44:32] Eldoreth [125/1291] has come upon Zyphyr [217/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:46 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[07/02/20 05:06:34] Ironhoof [1223/1266] has challenged Zyphyr [472/679] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:29:03 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/02/20 19:53:50] RBecker [872/904] has come upon Zyphyr [301/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:07 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/02/20 22:49:05] micah, Mateusz, and suterismus [3196/3637] have team battled Zyphyr, sjefen6, and fattrat [36/2851] and won! 1 day, 01:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 03:00:26] Zyphyr was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:35:03 from level 63.
[07/03/20 09:50:32] pollo, Athos, and RBecker [19/2644] have team battled Zyphyr, JeDa, and Mateusz [899/2389] and lost! 1 day, 08:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 01:02:42] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:03:01 towards level 63.
[07/04/20 18:48:21] max [152/667] has come upon Zyphyr [139/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:28 is removed from max's clock.
[07/06/20 14:23:42] dindinx [178/728] has come upon Zyphyr [286/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:18 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/06/20 20:46:32] algernon, Zyphyr, and Everyman [2288/2372] have team battled Eldoreth, Elgo, and Zaratustra [2068/3332] and won! 1 day, 02:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 21:12:46] phraktyl [11/684] has challenged Zyphyr [630/679] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[07/09/20 14:04:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 22 days, 12:49:59 toward level 63.
[07/09/20 14:22:48] Zyphyr saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:59 from level 63.
[07/09/20 19:47:09] StalkR [145/521] has challenged Zyphyr [168/679] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:20:54 is added to StalkR's clock.
[07/10/20 18:07:43] lakwatsero [295/375] has come upon Zyphyr [207/679] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:46:51 is removed from lakwatsero's clock.
[07/12/20 00:18:59] Vic [389/393] has challenged Zyphyr [143/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Vic's clock.
[07/12/20 04:52:00] Zyphyr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:23:44 from level 63.
[07/13/20 20:19:49] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:09 towards level 63.
[07/14/20 08:40:49] tmberg [737/1573] has come upon Zyphyr [357/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:54:14 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/14/20 20:37:51] suterismus [621/1430] has come upon Zyphyr [89/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:01:31 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/15/20 12:39:11] okz [158/350] has challenged Zyphyr [301/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to okz's clock.
[07/15/20 17:57:35] FritzWasTaken [167/240] has challenged Zyphyr [422/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to FritzWasTaken's clock.
[07/18/20 12:19:16] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:15 towards level 63.
[07/19/20 13:23:07] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:49 towards level 63.
[07/19/20 16:49:31] MaryMaid, soltys, and lakwatsero [1074/1980] have team battled Nofew, Zyphyr, and KeboDK [1774/2641] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 19:25:16] Zyphyr [279/679] has challenged pants [602/1327] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:03:31 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[07/21/20 12:46:31] Fennec [206/421] has challenged Zyphyr [604/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Fennec's clock.
[07/22/20 18:59:53] Zyphyr [390/679] has challenged Roxana [42/1373] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:44:17 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[07/23/20 02:39:14] misha [265/764] has come upon Zyphyr [280/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:00:07 is added to misha's clock.
[07/23/20 17:02:35] Varjatticus [166/364] has come upon Zyphyr [177/679] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:54:20 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/23/20 18:36:58] FSM [583/737] has come upon Zyphyr [475/679] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:07:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[07/24/20 04:09:29] Zyphyr misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:14:05 from level 64.
[07/24/20 19:31:21] Zyphyr [14/679] has come upon jnerulax [818/827] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:03:35 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[07/24/20 21:02:32] Zyphyr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:48:38 from level 64.
[07/25/20 09:11:59] Blukunfando [10/434] has come upon Zyphyr [6/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:17:13 is removed from Blukunfando's clock.
[07/25/20 14:09:31] crysys [447/730] has come upon Zyphyr [251/679] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:53:56 is removed from crysys's clock.
[07/26/20 08:53:27] jjasghar [79/460] has challenged Zyphyr [642/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[07/27/20 01:12:41] Vic [54/465] has challenged Zyphyr [620/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Vic's clock.
[07/27/20 05:14:58] Lnk [198/1111] has challenged Zyphyr [174/679] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:03:18 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/28/20 22:34:23] m0shbear [713/1240] has come upon Zyphyr [298/679] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:05:13 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[07/30/20 13:55:34] sc_ [327/772] has come upon Zyphyr [186/679] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:03:58 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[07/30/20 22:57:19] Zyphyr stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:56:04 towards level 64.
[07/31/20 22:07:57] scumola [192/495] has come upon Zyphyr [606/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:17 is added to scumola's clock.
[08/02/20 09:02:32] Zyphyr [538/684] has challenged Geela [674/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:06:58 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/03/20 04:09:00] Zyphyr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:44:25 from level 64.
[08/03/20 05:12:54] Zyphyr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:31:45 towards level 64.
[08/03/20 17:24:36] Zyphyr discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:11:54 towards level 64.
[08/05/20 17:22:19] Zyphyr [441/684] has challenged KeboDK [736/782] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:55:05 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/05/20 21:31:05] FSM [55/716] has come upon Zyphyr [462/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:43:48 is added to FSM's clock.
[08/06/20 11:26:48] irix [335/984] has challenged Zyphyr [356/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:59:48 is added to irix's clock.
[08/07/20 15:48:52] Zyphyr, cocco, and Ironhoof [1367/2456] have team battled bisco, bigjay, and MJ94 [2812/3317] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/20 17:34:08] SirMonkeybox [316/493] has challenged Zyphyr [162/684] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:17:46 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/07/20 22:35:22] Zyphyr [445/684] has challenged tris [131/617] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:40:08 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[08/09/20 04:51:54] brycec [283/977] has come upon Zyphyr [265/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:47:08 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/09/20 14:30:06] Zyphyr, m0shbear, and GilbertErik [246/2708] have team battled unicron, micah, and Fluttershy [1685/3120] and lost! 7 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/20 07:15:57] Zyphyr lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:01:49 from level 64.
[08/10/20 15:04:26] Zyphyr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Zyphyr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/20 02:01:57] Zyphyr [583/678] has challenged Nofew [418/1184] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:47:45 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[08/12/20 13:20:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 13 days, 12:40:43 toward level 64.
[08/12/20 17:51:02] Scar3cr0w [187/770] has come upon Zyphyr [43/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:34:58 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[08/13/20 00:17:05] SirMonkeybox [210/499] has come upon Zyphyr [348/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:00 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[08/14/20 06:14:27] rxcomm [962/1274] has come upon Zyphyr [98/678] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:45:07 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[08/15/20 02:08:18] Eldoreth [420/1353] has come upon Zyphyr [352/678] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:26:55 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[08/15/20 02:17:23] Zyphyr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:38 towards level 64.
[08/17/20 15:17:26] djm [588/856] has challenged Zyphyr [220/678] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:27:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/20/20 12:10:54] TauPan [54/504] has come upon Zyphyr [409/678] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 19:29:14 is added to TauPan's clock.
[08/20/20 15:33:48] unicron, Atan, and Zyphyr [2307/2416] have team battled Milquetoast, Bradicus, and waifu [2092/3066] and won! 0 days, 15:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/20 20:18:52] Zyphyr got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:57:16 from level 64.
[08/23/20 12:01:32] Zyphyr learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:54 towards level 64.
[08/23/20 17:42:53] Zaratustra [1092/1120] has challenged Zyphyr [199/678] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/24/20 02:21:19] MrGlass, elbie, and Ttech [2793/3656] have team battled suterismus, Zyphyr, and Bradicus [360/3270] and won! 1 day, 18:57:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/20 21:57:34] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:34 towards level 64.
[08/25/20 08:14:08] KindOne [219/322] has challenged Zyphyr [220/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/25/20 12:18:05] Zyphyr [151/678] has challenged Eldoreth [1173/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:21:19 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/26/20 06:32:11] buksi, Roxana, and Asara [2759/3229] have team battled damyan, Zyphyr, and womblecat [1269/2956] and won! 1 day, 02:17:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 09:57:09] Elgo [668/946] has come upon Zyphyr [187/678] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:04:16 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[08/26/20 13:24:02] Beavis [210/1159] has challenged Zyphyr [181/678] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:13:22 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/27/20 14:45:47] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:59 towards level 64.
[08/27/20 18:30:48] Zyphyr [551/678] has challenged jayvee [703/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:34:04 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/28/20 01:32:28] Zyphyr [673/678] has challenged JeDa [178/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:55:05 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[08/29/20 02:45:33] blabber [25/900] has come upon Zyphyr [260/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:05 is added to blabber's clock.
[08/29/20 10:40:08] brycec [941/948] has challenged Zyphyr [79/678] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:25:07 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/29/20 22:14:56] Zyphyr grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:50 towards level 64.
[08/30/20 14:46:47] Zyphyr [97/678] has challenged sunri5e [320/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:36:47 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[08/31/20 00:42:27] Beavis [1075/1170] has come upon Zyphyr [9/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:34:57 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/01/20 11:13:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 3 days, 15:27:55 toward level 64.
[09/02/20 09:01:57] Zyphyr [605/678] has challenged LukeLR [11/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:43:02 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[09/03/20 13:11:04] inittab [42/753] has challenged Zyphyr [278/678] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:52:26 is added to inittab's clock.
[09/03/20 13:42:23] Zyphyr [493/683] has challenged Andries [181/675] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:20:07 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[09/05/20 03:40:01] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:42 towards level 65.
[09/05/20 14:44:48] Frogging101, tris, and theZoMBiE [1723/1884] have team battled SCSi, KH405, and Zyphyr [1293/2277] and won! 1 day, 14:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 02:39:38] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:23 towards level 65.
[09/07/20 07:10:12] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:08:54 towards level 65.
[09/08/20 14:58:14] Chuck [484/784] has come upon Zyphyr [81/683] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:45:46 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/08/20 22:51:44] Zyphyr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:57 towards level 65.
[09/09/20 00:50:37] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:54 towards level 65.
[09/09/20 06:20:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 9 days, 07:02:22 toward level 65.
[09/09/20 08:12:38] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:44:13 towards level 65.
[09/09/20 08:34:52] dindinx [82/774] has come upon Zyphyr [584/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:09 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/10/20 14:56:19] phraktyl [234/695] has come upon Zyphyr [597/683] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:38:41 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[09/10/20 16:48:35] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:34 towards level 65.
[09/12/20 11:37:50] Zyphyr, Nechayev, and neurospex [725/2595] have team battled Roxana, Syloq, and SCSi [287/3406] and won! 1 day, 11:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 19:35:40] KeboDK [537/792] has come upon Zyphyr [664/683] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:07:53 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[09/14/20 20:34:27] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:03 towards level 65.
[09/14/20 22:30:21] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:25 towards level 65.
[09/15/20 07:50:18] Roxana, sunri5e, and Zyphyr [2844/3255] have team battled suterismus, Nofew, and blabber [2529/3525] and won! 0 days, 12:38:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 23:58:19] waifu, jnerulax, and Muirrum [2545/2551] have team battled MrGlass, Lnk, and Zyphyr [2102/2697] and won! 0 days, 01:33:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/20 12:22:53] Zyphyr, dindinx, and Xenthys [1007/2255] have team battled h00k, anderson, and grooverider [216/2729] and won! 0 days, 04:24:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/20 02:38:44] Zyphyr was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:05 from level 65.
[09/17/20 06:21:40] Zyphyr [193/688] has challenged Birdbones [656/1338] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:15:18 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[09/17/20 09:55:43] Misza, snek, and Majak [22/3060] have team battled Zyphyr, elbie, and vegadark [1296/2143] and lost! 1 day, 20:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/20 10:02:21] Ttech [146/2059] has come upon Zyphyr [314/688] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:08:28 is added to Ttech's clock.
[09/17/20 18:28:53] Heisenberg [940/1005] has come upon Zyphyr [534/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:06 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[09/18/20 11:56:16] womblecat [742/1082] has come upon Zyphyr [495/688] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:38:36 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[09/19/20 11:59:10] rxcomm, Zyphyr, and himuraken [1181/2974] have team battled Vic, dindinx, and rustybicycle [906/2369] and won! 1 day, 07:14:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 00:36:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 22 days, 19:55:58 toward level 66.
[09/21/20 08:10:44] Zyphyr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:07:33 towards level 66.
[09/21/20 17:57:48] Zyphyr discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:56:38 towards level 66.
[09/23/20 05:48:49] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:07 towards level 66.
[09/23/20 14:14:57] ToHellWithGA, Zyphyr, and Bradicus [2558/2919] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, phraktyl, and RBecker [47/2703] and won! 1 day, 23:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/20 03:01:05] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:00 towards level 66.
[09/24/20 12:40:32] yano [302/694] has come upon Zyphyr [274/688] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:15:05 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/24/20 14:26:09] Zyphyr [340/688] has challenged LukeLR [301/867] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:29:52 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[09/24/20 23:12:12] Zyphyr misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:14:08 from level 66.
[09/25/20 00:28:39] Misza [631/1445] has challenged Zyphyr [62/688] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:39:00 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/26/20 16:32:26] suterismus [650/1519] has come upon Zyphyr [184/688] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:34:37 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/27/20 02:42:33] Zod [58/276] has come upon Zyphyr [220/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:57 is added to Zod's clock.
[09/28/20 02:49:13] Zyphyr [481/688] has come upon blackroot [56/349] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:57:21 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[09/28/20 02:49:16] GunMan [1/726] has come upon Zyphyr [161/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:19:21 is added to GunMan's clock.
[09/29/20 16:14:36] sheu, Beavis, and Bluedog [2250/2251] have team battled Roxana, Zyphyr, and Agent86 [2067/3242] and won! 0 days, 14:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/20 16:46:55] Zyphyr grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:16 towards level 66.
[09/30/20 22:11:24] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:28 towards level 66.
[10/01/20 21:11:30] Zyphyr [318/688] has challenged Forud [873/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:58 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/02/20 06:13:35] Sharky4 [965/1217] has challenged Zyphyr [24/688] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:51:30 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[10/03/20 17:02:02] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:56 towards level 66.
[10/04/20 06:19:53] h00k [762/772] has challenged Zyphyr [366/688] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:56:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/05/20 16:27:59] Zyphyr [488/688] has challenged nawcom [131/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:19:13 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[10/06/20 02:30:26] vegadark [248/794] has challenged Zyphyr [594/688] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:38:10 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/06/20 22:18:13] crysys, Chuck, and Atan [514/2322] have team battled Khorne, Zyphyr, and Muirrum [95/2104] and won! 3 days, 10:40:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/20 01:35:49] Zyphyr [329/688] has challenged Mithkabob [129/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:35 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[10/07/20 23:22:42] lavamind, yano, and Antium [1032/2495] have team battled Zyphyr, sjums_the_great, and AncalagonThBlack [1352/2662] and lost! 1 day, 12:09:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 07:27:41] astropoint [688/1075] has come upon Zyphyr [3/688] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:41:04 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[10/09/20 16:12:17] Zyphyr [215/716] has challenged HeavyPodda [831/969] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:07:52 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/09/20 23:52:08] Zyphyr [367/716] has challenged anarcat [903/920] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:06:54 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/10/20 04:44:56] AbacusAvenger [42/916] has come upon Zyphyr [420/716] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:58:47 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[10/10/20 12:23:30] HeavyPodda [472/969] has come upon Zyphyr [198/716] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:33:09 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/11/20 02:04:50] Sharky4, Zyphyr, and brendan [1787/3281] have team battled Syloq, Andries, and RBecker [375/2857] and won! 1 day, 09:12:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/20 20:11:03] JeDa [475/498] has come upon Zyphyr [438/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:12 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[10/11/20 20:24:48] Misza, kenyon, and tmberg [3183/4082] have team battled Zyphyr, skarlso, and brendan [1554/2851] and won! 0 days, 04:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 04:34:14] TimWolla [855/859] has come upon Zyphyr [229/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:43:27 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[10/12/20 07:47:40] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:42:12 towards level 67.
[10/13/20 06:00:47] Zyphyr, Varjatticus, and Nofew [719/2260] have team battled sunri5e, gdm, and PiotrekD [91/2829] and won! 2 days, 05:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 18:13:20] Tratos [349/1133] has challenged Zyphyr [42/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:48 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[10/14/20 12:43:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 17 days, 12:42:41 toward level 67.
[10/14/20 18:48:50] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:25:36 towards level 67.
[10/15/20 22:59:01] Zyphyr set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:56:14 from level 67.
[10/16/20 16:41:14] dxtr [589/936] has challenged Zyphyr [450/716] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:17:34 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[10/16/20 18:41:39] Heisenberg [659/759] has challenged Zyphyr [17/716] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:06:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/16/20 23:11:57] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:36:03 from level 67.
[10/17/20 11:35:32] aismallard, Zyphyr, and Ttech [860/3743] have team battled fattrat, Lnk, and max [738/3131] and won! 0 days, 21:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 18:32:00] Jaxxsinn [69/214] has challenged Zyphyr [550/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[10/18/20 09:35:04] Sharky4 [76/1217] has come upon Zyphyr [160/716] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:31:51 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[10/20/20 00:57:59] m0shbear [819/1267] has challenged Zyphyr [469/716] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:49:21 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[10/20/20 22:17:11] Zyphyr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:34 towards level 67.
[10/21/20 01:03:11] CodeB, idlerpgww, and Zyphyr [1502/1998] have team battled nawcom, blackroot, and Mateusz [1653/2335] and lost! 0 days, 03:51:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/20 09:04:50] Zyphyr [180/716] has challenged Lnk [230/1106] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:20 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/21/20 18:34:15] elf [58/1331] has come upon Zyphyr [497/716] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:30:13 is added to elf's clock.
[10/22/20 14:51:28] Nargoth [7/40] has challenged Zyphyr [373/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Nargoth's clock.
[10/23/20 12:52:45] Zyphyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:33 towards level 67.
[10/26/20 00:54:47] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:19 towards level 67.
[10/26/20 06:40:57] buyoq [319/547] has challenged Zyphyr [487/716] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:59:44 is added to buyoq's clock.
[10/26/20 21:28:19] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:22:10 towards level 67.
[10/30/20 00:01:03] Jaglag [461/502] has challenged Zyphyr [391/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:53 is removed from Jaglag's clock.
[10/31/20 02:58:51] maligned, ilbelkyr, and skarlso [191/2819] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, simple, and Zyphyr [1402/2906] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/20 05:41:35] Zyphyr [36/716] has come upon ohnx [161/827] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:27:42 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[10/31/20 15:32:08] Clearcasting, MrGlass, and theZoMBiE [1929/2033] have team battled bobvador, Zyphyr, and HellSpawn [1088/2174] and won! 1 day, 17:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 12:44:50] xnaas [59/530] has challenged Zyphyr [307/716] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to xnaas's clock.
[11/02/20 17:14:50] SCSi [1016/1062] has come upon Zyphyr [610/716] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:13:02 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/04/20 07:06:19] elbie, Zyphyr, and Tenorman [1299/2854] have team battled Fluttershy, tris, and max [1150/2647] and won! 2 days, 17:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/20 07:19:25] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:52 towards level 67.
[11/04/20 15:45:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 0 days, 14:20:10 toward level 67.
[11/05/20 13:36:43] Zyphyr [472/716] has challenged freeboson [373/678] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:07:35 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[11/05/20 21:38:32] tmberg [630/1548] has challenged Zyphyr [188/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:39:33 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/05/20 23:30:11] bisco [491/1367] has challenged Zyphyr [547/716] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to bisco's clock.
[11/08/20 00:41:36] Notir, csc2ya, and damyan [34/2274] have team battled Vic, Zyphyr, and Muirrum [1191/1809] and lost! 2 days, 17:21:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/20 07:18:36] bigjay [186/1382] has challenged Zyphyr [671/716] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:52:22 is added to bigjay's clock.
[11/08/20 09:18:34] Jaglag [307/502] has come upon Zyphyr [607/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:19:57 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[11/08/20 09:52:11] Reilly [298/557] has challenged Zyphyr [119/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:25:44 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[11/08/20 12:25:32] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:16 towards level 67.
[11/08/20 19:10:33] Zyphyr [479/716] has come upon maligned [645/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:28 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/09/20 09:52:29] XBouBou [269/355] has challenged Zyphyr [57/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from XBouBou's clock.
[11/09/20 12:58:17] xayto [717/801] has challenged Zyphyr [695/716] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:08:11 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/10/20 00:21:25] Zyphyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:51 towards level 67.
[11/10/20 00:29:23] Zyphyr, Crazycatlady, and freeboson [465/2258] have team battled Bluedog, blizgerg, and jnerulax [1014/2544] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/20 04:12:08] rxcomm, Zyphyr, and StalkR [1812/2540] have team battled Bluedog, FSM, and Reilly [265/1785] and won! 0 days, 15:42:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/20 04:35:08] Tenorman [909/1278] has come upon Zyphyr [595/716] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:38:27 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/11/20 04:14:56] IdleMaster, Zyphyr, and MrGlass [327/2459] have team battled Sharky4, tmberg, and ganome [1008/3392] and lost! 0 days, 07:45:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/20 02:50:45] Zyphyr [293/723] has challenged sairis [757/837] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/14/20 11:05:46] SCSi [849/1062] has come upon Zyphyr [175/723] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:57:32 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/14/20 16:01:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 40 days, 10:47:43 toward level 68.
[11/15/20 14:13:30] Balthazar [273/1063] has challenged Zyphyr [67/723] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[11/15/20 17:54:14] Zyphyr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:11:44 from level 68.
[11/16/20 13:21:04] bigtrees [323/486] has challenged Zyphyr [706/723] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[11/17/20 05:09:54] Majak [999/1064] has come upon Zyphyr [193/723] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:25:16 is removed from Majak's clock.
[11/17/20 21:09:35] Zyphyr got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:03:16 from level 68.
[11/18/20 20:50:07] Ttech [1108/2062] has challenged Zyphyr [33/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:05:21 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/19/20 11:44:30] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:31:05 from level 68.
[11/19/20 22:59:51] Zyphyr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:34 towards level 68.
[11/19/20 23:17:40] Zyphyr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zyphyr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/20 23:49:44] Eldoreth [849/1404] has come upon Zyphyr [520/726] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:29:51 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/20/20 00:53:55] tms [465/907] has come upon Zyphyr [144/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:10 is removed from tms's clock.
[11/20/20 00:53:55] tms has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:10:49 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[11/21/20 01:13:42] Zyphyr has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:04:42 from level 68.
[11/21/20 17:19:16] Zyphyr discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:38 towards level 68.
[11/22/20 07:59:31] whizter [25/414] has come upon Zyphyr [544/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:29 is added to whizter's clock.
[11/22/20 10:17:01] Chuck [603/751] has come upon Zyphyr [262/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:50 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/23/20 11:58:40] suterismus, Globalirc, and Zyphyr [1669/3299] have team battled Ironhoof, KatePls, and feek [2138/2198] and lost! 1 day, 01:17:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/20 09:36:45] micah [873/1201] has come upon Zyphyr [657/726] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:35:27 is removed from micah's clock.
[11/25/20 22:37:37] allo [185/711] has challenged Zyphyr [254/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:31 is added to allo's clock.
[11/25/20 23:39:01] Zyphyr stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:12 towards level 68.
[11/26/20 16:07:15] kenyon [765/920] has come upon Zyphyr [292/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:41:48 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/27/20 00:01:34] buzzz [142/401] has challenged Zyphyr [538/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to buzzz's clock.
[11/27/20 12:02:46] Iri [506/572] has come upon Zyphyr [530/726] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:14 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/28/20 06:39:36] bobvador [599/683] has come upon Zyphyr [711/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:26 is added to bobvador's clock.
[11/28/20 21:47:42] Zyphyr, Majak, and Kurenai [1248/2065] have team battled fattrat, Chuck, and nickware [2409/3412] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/20 11:10:30] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:52:46 towards level 68.
[12/01/20 12:17:48] suterismus [1256/1547] has come upon Zyphyr [445/726] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:38:32 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/02/20 07:35:06] h00k [477/764] has come upon Zyphyr [37/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:59:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/03/20 01:14:25] Bluedog, scumola, and Zyphyr [884/1733] have team battled SCSi, brycec, and lavamind [313/2947] and won! 0 days, 21:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/20 01:26:33] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:46 towards level 68.
[12/04/20 14:13:44] Zyphyr sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zyphyr's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/20 23:46:18] elf [673/1326] has come upon Zyphyr [483/746] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:22:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/06/20 11:23:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 08:39:58 from level 68.
[12/07/20 08:57:37] shymega [225/891] has come upon Zyphyr [531/746] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:43:35 is added to shymega's clock.
[12/07/20 17:40:41] Syloq, Zyphyr, and Globalirc [2407/2594] have team battled dindinx, MetaNova, and darkmage [1442/3084] and won! 0 days, 21:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 18:26:27] bigjay [67/1400] has come upon Zyphyr [397/746] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:34:31 is added to bigjay's clock.
[12/08/20 21:45:27] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:23 towards level 68.
[12/10/20 07:12:06] Zyphyr, anarcat, and djm [2302/2552] have team battled Odin, AbrahamLinksys, and sjums_the_great [2536/2606] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/20 11:49:38] Zyphyr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:14 towards level 68.
[12/11/20 11:36:28] jose [20/375] has come upon Zyphyr [337/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:41:58 is added to jose's clock.
[12/11/20 13:28:29] Zyphyr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:34:11 from level 68.
[12/12/20 00:28:46] Ttech [2001/2062] has come upon Zyphyr [65/746] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:41:54 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/12/20 04:04:11] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:55 towards level 68.
[12/13/20 07:06:20] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:29 towards level 68.
[12/13/20 19:55:04] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:28 from level 68.
[12/14/20 06:21:37] Zyphyr [372/746] has challenged Ironhoof [1382/1384] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:26:38 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[12/14/20 06:56:00] Zyphyr was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:01:25 from level 69.
[12/15/20 13:11:36] CheeseSodaPunch [46/85] has challenged Zyphyr [694/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[12/16/20 02:16:09] Zyphyr, Varjatticus, and allo [284/1841] have team battled Ttech, AbrahamLinksys, and soltys [246/3981] and won! 0 days, 14:07:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 01:38:10] HeavyPodda, Heisenberg, and Pontuzz [1583/2363] have team battled elbie, freeboson, and Zyphyr [1801/2295] and lost! 5 days, 13:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/20 09:03:22] Ironhoof, holloway, and soltys [282/3303] have team battled Crazycatlady, phraktyl, and Zyphyr [374/2261] and lost! 3 days, 21:47:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/20 19:28:29] MELOONi [129/232] has challenged Zyphyr [693/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[12/19/20 14:02:55] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:26:56 towards level 69.
[12/19/20 22:47:41] aismallard [328/978] has challenged Zyphyr [507/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:34 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/20/20 22:01:55] Dante [294/374] has challenged Zyphyr [19/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Dante's clock.
[12/20/20 22:39:23] x12x63 [7/10] has challenged Zyphyr [636/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to x12x63's clock.
[12/21/20 15:57:28] Zyphyr [347/746] has challenged freeboson [31/676] in combat and won! 15 days, 11:03:45 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[12/21/20 22:59:08] Zyphyr [130/746] has challenged Misza [247/1442] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:55:26 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[12/22/20 05:53:21] damyan, maligned, and sunri5e [3318/3352] have team battled Dante, Zyphyr, and HellSpawn [274/1915] and won! 3 days, 15:32:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 10:00:34] Zyphyr, Nechayev, and brendan [2889/3096] have team battled Ignotum, JuanMaestro, and sairis [1687/2135] and won! 3 days, 13:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 22:42:10] GilbertErik [904/1137] has come upon Zyphyr [636/746] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:46:29 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[12/23/20 02:05:22] Lemelisk [624/1313] has challenged Zyphyr [406/746] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:11:16 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/23/20 02:40:36] ToHellWithGA [619/1138] has come upon Zyphyr [420/746] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:33:27 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/23/20 02:40:36] ToHellWithGA has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 10 days, 03:21:31 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[12/23/20 16:49:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 24 days, 06:59:21 toward level 69.
[12/24/20 05:43:11] darkmage [787/1292] has come upon Zyphyr [506/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:37:45 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/25/20 05:44:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 19 days, 04:57:32 toward level 69.
[12/25/20 09:32:06] Zyphyr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:19 towards level 69.
[12/25/20 16:17:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 5 days, 10:10:23 toward level 69.
[12/26/20 00:01:03] scumola [15/508] has challenged Zyphyr [654/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to scumola's clock.
[12/26/20 02:12:01] Zyphyr [433/746] has challenged max [428/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:51:42 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[12/26/20 09:13:37] Syloq [741/811] has challenged Zyphyr [516/746] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:53:09 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[12/26/20 15:21:41] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:31 towards level 69.
[12/26/20 16:10:01] Balthazar, Zyphyr, and idlerpgww [822/2639] have team battled m0shbear, elf, and Bkid [708/3494] and won! 0 days, 14:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/20 02:53:37] Zyphyr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:15 from level 69.
[12/27/20 07:39:15] Zyphyr saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:42 from level 69.
[12/27/20 12:29:42] himuraken [148/991] has come upon Zyphyr [8/746] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:06:24 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[12/28/20 05:32:28] IdleMaster, Khorne, and xnaas [1742/2253] have team battled bookworm, Zyphyr, and el [1967/2402] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/20 09:15:18] Zyphyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:10 towards level 69.
[12/28/20 19:24:26] Birdbones [85/1334] has come upon Zyphyr [175/746] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:48:54 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/29/20 08:07:57] Zyphyr [658/746] has challenged Pontuzz [4/488] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[12/30/20 12:47:35] MadMan [202/1146] has come upon Zyphyr [262/746] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:31:36 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/31/20 08:41:05] Zyphyr [635/746] has challenged PlasmaStar [508/684] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:17:15 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[12/31/20 08:41:05] In the fierce battle, PlasmaStar dropped their level 48 shield! Zyphyr picks it up, tossing their old level 39 shield to PlasmaStar.
[12/31/20 13:19:48] Kurenai, Zyphyr, and Bkid [1866/1956] have team battled grooverider, zbe, and sheu [1856/2940] and won! 0 days, 11:27:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 09:04:11] Zyphyr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:28:10 from level 70.
[01/01/21 16:49:55] Zyphyr sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zyphyr's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/21 19:49:22] freeboson [335/705] has challenged Zyphyr [595/777] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:54:42 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/01/21 22:15:11] maligned, Zyphyr, and tris [576/2565] have team battled Clearcasting, Majak, and MadMan [1243/2835] and lost! 0 days, 15:20:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/21 09:25:51] AbacusAvenger, Desspugne, and Zyphyr [2561/2591] have team battled pztrn, Ignotum, and Chuck [90/1652] and won! 1 day, 01:15:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 00:11:03] Lnk, grooverider, and Zyphyr [1166/3516] have team battled Tor, dindinx, and rxcomm [320/3088] and won! 5 days, 10:42:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 03:24:41] Tratos [690/1202] has come upon Zyphyr [105/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:38:10 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[01/03/21 08:36:27] Zyphyr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Zyphyr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/21 00:56:12] Zyphyr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:40 towards level 70.
[01/05/21 15:01:07] C++ [75/465] has come upon Zyphyr [134/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:46:33 is added to C++'s clock.
[01/06/21 01:36:39] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:33:10 towards level 70.
[01/07/21 00:29:23] Zyphyr sharpened the edge of their weapon! Zyphyr's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/21 02:08:26] Lemelisk [285/1325] has come upon Zyphyr [234/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:57:22 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[01/08/21 22:31:36] Zyphyr died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:11 from level 70.
[01/09/21 18:34:00] sjefen6 [22/1003] has challenged Zyphyr [117/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:50 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[01/10/21 09:30:01] Lnk [21/1107] has come upon Zyphyr [206/795] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:46:20 is added to Lnk's clock.
[01/10/21 15:36:11] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:07 towards level 70.
[01/11/21 22:03:03] Zyphyr got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:07:13 from level 70.
[01/12/21 02:28:25] Zyphyr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Zyphyr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/21 12:48:49] Misza [315/1452] has come upon Zyphyr [720/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:32:03 is added to Misza's clock.
[01/14/21 16:08:27] pfoley, astropoint, and Zyphyr [566/2679] have team battled Birdbones, Sharky4, and djm [1954/3411] and lost! 2 days, 18:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 21:40:58] elbie [868/875] has come upon Zyphyr [202/790] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:29:15 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/15/21 07:48:46] idlerpgww, Reilly, and MiddlewareMonkey [1841/2456] have team battled Tratos, Zyphyr, and damyan [366/3180] and won! 0 days, 08:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/21 07:34:09] Andries [430/922] has come upon Zyphyr [532/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:19:34 is added to Andries's clock.
[01/17/21 09:17:34] TimWolla [532/867] has challenged Zyphyr [435/790] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:28:31 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[01/18/21 07:19:09] TauPan, m0shbear, and freeboson [1439/2561] have team battled IdleMaster, Zyphyr, and Yupa [1884/1953] and lost! 1 day, 20:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 07:28:49] yano [40/687] has challenged Zyphyr [295/790] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:48:48 is added to yano's clock.
[01/20/21 01:33:19] Bkid [159/823] has challenged Zyphyr [59/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:26:43 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[01/20/21 10:45:26] Zyphyr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:20 towards level 70.
[01/20/21 12:47:12] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:12 towards level 70.
[01/21/21 19:57:38] Geela [110/781] has come upon Zyphyr [713/790] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:02:18 is added to Geela's clock.
[01/22/21 04:45:23] Tenorman [478/1294] has challenged Zyphyr [653/790] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:59:43 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/23/21 03:50:49] Zyphyr [283/790] has challenged Roxana [692/1585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:25:46 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[01/23/21 11:44:13] Eldoreth [761/1469] has come upon Zyphyr [435/790] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:00:16 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[01/23/21 19:13:28] Zyphyr EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:39:30 from level 70.
[01/24/21 05:22:05] GunMan [266/752] has come upon Zyphyr [787/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:36:52 is added to GunMan's clock.
[01/24/21 17:59:57] kate [595/643] has challenged Zyphyr [585/790] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:49:14 is removed from kate's clock.
[01/25/21 09:03:40] C++ [214/637] has challenged Zyphyr [453/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:14 is added to C++'s clock.
[01/25/21 19:03:03] pfoley, Zyphyr, WallIdl, and algernon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/21 23:28:37] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:02 towards level 70.
[01/28/21 05:25:41] himuraken [190/1010] has come upon Zyphyr [78/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:08 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[01/29/21 08:16:04] TauPan, JeDa, and HeavyPodda [28/2313] have team battled Gatewayy, d4rkp1r4t3, and Zyphyr [896/2082] and lost! 5 days, 16:41:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/21 22:20:38] LordBanana [229/423] has come upon Zyphyr [20/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:44 is removed from LordBanana's clock.
[01/30/21 07:59:25] Scar3cr0w [574/762] has come upon Zyphyr [42/790] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:27:59 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[01/30/21 20:12:29] MadMan [192/1138] has come upon Zyphyr [491/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:34:54 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/31/21 03:41:21] nawcom [338/758] has challenged Zyphyr [216/790] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:17:13 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[01/31/21 08:03:23] Zyphyr [56/790] has come upon GunMan [176/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:00:25 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[01/31/21 11:04:49] hotdogman, nickware, and gdm [720/2323] have team battled SlowRiot, Zyphyr, and Milquetoast [1834/2696] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/21 17:30:57] sheu, Agent86, and KeboDK [76/2548] have team battled canton7, Elgo, and Zyphyr [2319/3045] and lost! 1 day, 00:35:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/21 07:07:02] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:12 towards level 70.
[02/03/21 09:39:39] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:15 towards level 70.
[02/04/21 10:05:39] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:21 towards level 70.
[02/04/21 13:08:29] Zyphyr [508/798] has challenged brycec [648/1042] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:21 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/06/21 00:17:30] buksi [667/1180] has challenged Zyphyr [700/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:50 is added to buksi's clock.
[02/06/21 02:17:59] TauPan [124/522] has challenged Zyphyr [256/798] in combat and lost! 28 days, 13:11:17 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/06/21 20:22:26] dartainus [257/770] has challenged Zyphyr [417/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:06 is added to dartainus's clock.
[02/07/21 16:03:54] Zyphyr [28/798] has challenged Ttech [1034/2062] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:56:19 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/07/21 18:45:02] Milquetoast, soltys, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1476/2403] have team battled AbacusAvenger, KeboDK, and Zyphyr [2653/2668] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/21 19:01:36] el, Zyphyr, and Bradicus [2524/3141] have team battled vegadark, waifu, and StalkR [704/2491] and won! 5 days, 01:27:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/21 14:20:37] Chuck [536/651] has come upon Zyphyr [659/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:23 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/08/21 20:44:22] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:39:31 towards level 71.
[02/09/21 10:59:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 29 days, 05:24:32 toward level 71.
[02/09/21 14:43:32] Zyphyr [71/798] has come upon Heretic [310/433] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:55:42 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/10/21 09:01:11] StalkR [539/547] has challenged Zyphyr [239/798] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[02/10/21 09:22:01] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:26:00 towards level 71.
[02/12/21 02:38:58] Zyphyr, jnerulax, HeavyPodda, and Clearcasting have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/21 10:05:44] Scornn [73/818] has come upon Zyphyr [623/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:20:37 is added to Scornn's clock.
[02/12/21 14:17:12] Zyphyr grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:10:46 towards level 71.
[02/14/21 18:28:29] FSM [637/754] has come upon Zyphyr [518/798] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:40:21 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/15/21 01:00:23] C++ [77/645] has come upon Zyphyr [720/798] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:42:58 is added to C++'s clock.
[02/15/21 04:32:17] sjums_the_great [180/972] has challenged Zyphyr [605/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:30 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/16/21 02:23:18] Zyphyr broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:03:06 from level 71.
[02/16/21 07:39:13] Zyphyr left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Zyphyr's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/16/21 10:35:52] Zyphyr discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:50 towards level 71.
[02/16/21 20:26:58] Zyphyr misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:03 from level 71.
[02/17/21 20:14:17] Reilly, Majak, and Zyphyr [959/2630] have team battled GunMan, bisco, and kenyon [763/2688] and won! 3 days, 02:46:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/21 21:56:32] Bluedog [212/619] has challenged Zyphyr [477/771] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[02/19/21 09:56:59] MJ94, nawcom, and blizgerg [463/2704] have team battled hr7xt8, Zyphyr, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1363/1921] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 10:01:30] pfoley, Zyphyr, and inittab [627/2872] have team battled MrGlass, max, and pyre [2416/3033] and lost! 1 day, 14:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 03:26:30] Zyphyr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:07 towards level 71.
[02/20/21 22:04:51] Clearcasting [568/664] has challenged Zyphyr [32/771] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:34:10 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[02/20/21 22:12:20] astropoint [306/1035] has come upon Zyphyr [710/771] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:49:43 is added to astropoint's clock.
[02/21/21 08:30:26] forp, Ttech, and pyre [103/3573] have team battled nickware, Zyphyr, and PiotrekD [1099/3114] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/21 19:36:05] Zyphyr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:00 from level 71.
[02/21/21 23:51:18] max [67/577] has come upon Zyphyr [710/771] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:43:07 is added to max's clock.
[02/22/21 10:57:08] CodeB [480/749] has challenged Zyphyr [361/771] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[02/22/21 13:10:51] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:55 towards level 71.
[02/22/21 14:14:22] Zyphyr [79/771] has challenged TimWolla [600/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:07:30 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/26/21 01:10:32] Zyphyr [644/771] has come upon Globalirc [304/1025] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:53:28 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[02/26/21 03:36:07] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:29 towards level 71.
[02/26/21 12:23:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 2 days, 10:27:28 toward level 71.
[02/26/21 12:23:13] Roxana [567/1600] has come upon Zyphyr [75/771] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:44:07 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[02/27/21 10:19:36] Zyphyr, neurospex, and algernon [996/2830] have team battled Vic, HeavyPodda, and dwfreed [1821/2889] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/21 11:27:07] AbacusAvenger, brendan, and i3d [2022/2981] have team battled Reilly, Zyphyr, and FSM [528/2323] and won! 0 days, 03:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 00:52:14] soltys [300/980] has come upon Zyphyr [727/771] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:37:23 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/02/21 04:56:27] Zyphyr [616/771] has challenged Ignotum [319/493] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[03/03/21 14:44:03] AsmDemon [259/496] has challenged Zyphyr [280/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:33 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[03/04/21 19:34:27] szczur, CheeseSodaPunch, and d4rkp1r4t3 [252/1402] have team battled el, Zyphyr, and elf [362/3343] and lost! 0 days, 15:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 08:41:20] blizgerg, HeavyPodda, and CornFly [797/3566] have team battled GilbertErik, Zyphyr, and AsmDemon [2113/2426] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 14:00:53] Zyphyr [96/771] has challenged Vic [176/873] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:25:29 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[03/06/21 18:14:09] Zyphyr, phraktyl, and ohnx [510/2170] have team battled himuraken, rxcomm, and Scar3cr0w [1914/3066] and lost! 1 day, 07:26:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 22:18:22] Zyphyr grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:35:17 towards level 72.
[03/07/21 04:34:12] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:22:25 towards level 72.
[03/08/21 08:43:00] Zyphyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:20:14 towards level 72.
[03/09/21 04:19:36] anderson [511/918] has challenged Zyphyr [728/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:14 is added to anderson's clock.
[03/26/21 10:04:20] d4rkp1r4t3, buzzz, and tmberg [1842/2712] have team battled Vic, sheu, and Zyphyr [1611/2375] and won! 0 days, 04:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/21 11:09:11] Clearcasting [79/664] has come upon Zyphyr [550/771] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:28:26 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/26/21 18:28:16] Zyphyr was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:25:16 towards level 72.
[03/28/21 11:24:14] Zyphyr [597/771] has challenged Ironhoof [204/1461] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:24:32 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[03/31/21 18:42:57] Zyphyr [296/771] has challenged sbp [253/567] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:42:22 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[04/01/21 22:42:28] Zyphyr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:33:37 towards level 72.
[04/03/21 21:21:11] Zyphyr [331/771] has come upon rxcomm [1249/1322] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:46:32 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/04/21 09:00:12] Zyphyr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:18 from level 72.
[04/04/21 13:23:25] grooverider, dindinx, and mordac [2629/4037] have team battled buyoq, Zyphyr, and brendan [2680/2786] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/21 23:35:10] Kurenai [270/680] has come upon Zyphyr [373/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:46:27 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/05/21 13:15:01] Zyphyr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:05:44 from level 72.
[04/07/21 07:44:43] Atan, Lnk, and WallIdl [627/2559] have team battled RBecker, Zyphyr, and phraktyl [265/2210] and won! 0 days, 03:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 20:24:01] Zyphyr [10/771] has challenged Mars [1206/1330] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:21:06 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/08/21 11:27:47] pants [1333/1402] has challenged Zyphyr [265/771] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:06:47 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/08/21 20:13:56] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:45:47 towards level 72.
[04/09/21 03:32:02] Zyphyr [217/771] has challenged PlasmaStar [794/831] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:14:16 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/09/21 15:35:34] Zyphyr [122/771] has challenged Tenorman [1122/1302] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:27:50 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/10/21 23:22:10] WallIdl [153/750] has come upon Zyphyr [238/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:46:50 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/11/21 07:41:45] bobvador, sjums_the_great, and anderson [1983/2595] have team battled Zyphyr, bisco, and yano [1360/2783] and won! 1 day, 21:50:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/21 14:21:02] Zyphyr fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Zyphyr's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/21 02:40:51] Zyphyr [537/765] has come upon celesham [0/4] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:52:43 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[04/12/21 09:54:27] Zyphyr [45/765] has come upon lavamind [591/841] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:34:37 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/13/21 00:16:22] Zyphyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:16:40 from level 72.
[04/13/21 10:15:08] Zyphyr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:49:46 towards level 72.
[04/14/21 03:41:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 14 days, 10:05:00 toward level 72.
[04/14/21 22:32:34] Clearcasting, Ttech, and Jones [692/2940] have team battled yano, Zyphyr, and KindOne [398/1757] and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/21 22:50:02] Zyphyr, Bradicus, bigjay, and Mars have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/21 15:20:42] damyan [571/1192] has challenged Zyphyr [491/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:24 is removed from damyan's clock.
[04/17/21 12:48:04] cornfeedhobo, Jones, and Zyphyr [1040/1304] have team battled StalkR, Hirion, and Misza [616/2230] and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/21 08:39:07] Desspugne, Zyphyr, and dartainus [111/2429] have team battled bigtrees, Misza, and Gatewayy [2158/2842] and lost! 0 days, 21:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 16:42:00] Zyphyr invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:12 towards level 72.
[04/19/21 12:05:12] anderson, Zyphyr, and pants [492/3110] have team battled Muirrum, sairis, and androphius [1581/2024] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 20:24:17] Psilocybe, pfoley, Zyphyr, and dindinx have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/21 18:43:34] Zyphyr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:52 towards level 72.
[04/22/21 19:35:00] Zyphyr [139/765] has challenged Tor [763/1052] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[04/23/21 03:20:27] eroc1990 [5/8] has challenged Zyphyr [695/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[04/24/21 18:48:59] Zyphyr bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:05:16 towards level 73.
[04/24/21 21:07:31] TheSilentLink [634/716] has challenged Zyphyr [725/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:45:50 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/24/21 22:33:13] WallIdl [665/751] has come upon Zyphyr [715/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:37:34 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/25/21 21:30:21] Zyphyr [83/765] has come upon LordBanana [32/464] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[04/25/21 21:36:13] WallIdl [677/751] has come upon Zyphyr [587/765] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:09:51 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[04/26/21 05:17:02] Zyphyr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zyphyr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/21 22:12:22] bigjay [795/1030] has come upon Zyphyr [21/769] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 16:25:19 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[04/28/21 03:50:22] androphius, LordBanana, and Zyphyr [1488/1778] have team battled Forud, FSM, and C++ [2139/2359] and lost! 0 days, 03:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/21 15:13:01] Zyphyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:05:31 towards level 73.
[04/30/21 04:15:14] idlerpgww [679/754] has come upon Zyphyr [59/769] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:49:32 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[04/30/21 23:41:43] MELOONi, xonic, and blackroot [712/1953] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Zyphyr, and idlerpgww [2269/2464] and lost! 2 days, 20:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 15:47:34] Chuck [33/774] has challenged Zyphyr [759/777] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:03:45 is added to Chuck's clock.
[05/02/21 13:53:04] Zyphyr [401/777] has challenged el [1147/1211] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:37:51 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/02/21 21:10:54] Zyphyr [40/777] has come upon dartainus [191/754] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:30:40 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/04/21 11:20:37] algernon, pyre, and vegadark [3093/3110] have team battled Muirrum, Zyphyr, and Agent86 [1418/2407] and won! 1 day, 04:12:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 13:04:55] Zyphyr [494/777] has challenged Lemelisk [908/1315] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:30:29 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/04/21 18:19:36] Zyphyr [122/777] has come upon pyre [182/1260] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:52:43 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/05/21 01:44:25] Zyphyr got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:44:42 from level 73.
[05/06/21 16:11:13] vegadark, Roxana, and brycec [1966/3528] have team battled FSM, anarcat, and Zyphyr [1287/2466] and won! 6 days, 14:03:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 19:12:16] Zyphyr bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:11:11 from level 73.
[05/10/21 14:58:52] SSLbits, Zyphyr, and texke [766/2014] have team battled sheu, Bluedog, and psycho [1756/1954] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/21 19:41:31] Zyphyr found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:09:36 towards level 73.
[05/11/21 11:03:34] Zyphyr [380/777] has come upon Scornn [299/795] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:19:30 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[05/12/21 08:53:03] TheSilentLink [645/716] has come upon Zyphyr [127/777] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:29:44 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/12/21 14:06:48] aismallard, Desspugne, and Lnk [2884/3063] have team battled anarcat, Zyphyr, and MetaNova [219/2841] and won! 0 days, 01:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 22:37:31] Beefcan [7/751] has come upon Zyphyr [476/777] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:17:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/13/21 00:14:28] bobvador [338/677] has come upon Zyphyr [4/777] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:17 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[05/13/21 09:55:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 05:53:41 from level 73.
[05/13/21 22:38:29] MightyDrv, WallIdl, and Pici [935/2405] have team battled Zyphyr, Forud, and cirdan [277/2642] and won! 0 days, 04:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/21 00:54:02] ToHellWithGA, i3d, Zyphyr, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/21 03:08:34] Bradicus, buzzz, and Tenorman [1081/3315] have team battled sairis, Zyphyr, and soltys [1929/2653] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/21 01:04:57] Zyphyr got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:08:40 towards level 73.
[05/16/21 13:08:35] freeboson [503/726] has come upon Zyphyr [316/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:39:18 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/16/21 17:12:37] Hirion [373/437] has challenged Zyphyr [19/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:47 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[05/16/21 17:12:37] Hirion has dealt Zyphyr a Critical Strike! 11 days, 20:32:37 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[05/16/21 18:22:28] Mars [695/1298] has come upon Zyphyr [26/777] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:03:40 is removed from Mars's clock.
[05/17/21 11:28:42] lavamind [102/841] has challenged Zyphyr [724/777] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to lavamind's clock.
[05/17/21 13:32:13] Bradicus, StalkR, and Roxana [2438/3406] have team battled Zyphyr, SSLbits, and buksi [697/2828] and won! 0 days, 00:59:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 07:12:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Zyphyr 2 days, 23:36:27 toward level 73.
[05/18/21 07:39:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Zyphyr with fire, slowing the heathen 40 days, 19:15:33 from level 73.
[05/18/21 11:27:41] brendan [317/1420] has come upon Zyphyr [503/777] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:38:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/21 21:24:12] Zyphyr, pfoley, and blackroot [655/1799] have team battled fattrat, buksi, and Xenthys [1016/3327] and lost! 2 days, 23:11:13 is added to their clocks.