Player Info

User: aismallard
Class: mathemagician
Admin?: No
Level: 78
Next level: 13 days, 13:09:24
Status: Offline
Host: aismallard!~quassel@lykos/aismallard
Account Created: Sun Apr 15 18:32:21 2018
Last login: Thu Mar 25 13:03:14 2021
Total time idled: 755 days, 20:22:22
Current position: [238,95]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 28
boots: 278 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 92
gloves: 29
helm: 59 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 92
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 50
tunic: 98 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 188 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 981

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 7 days, 08:52:13
mesg: 0 days, 00:56:19
nick: 5 days, 04:16:09
part: None
quest: 3 days, 10:57:59
quit: 23 days, 22:22:07

total: 39 days, 23:24:47

Character Modifiers

[04/15/18 19:53:59] aismallard [1/3] has challenged Roxana [606/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/15/18 20:08:40] aismallard [0/7] has challenged Killerkid [606/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/15/18 20:25:58] aismallard [2/14] has challenged el [69/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/15/18 21:58:58] aismallard [22/39] has challenged fattrat [184/1195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/15/18 23:13:45] aismallard [9/53] has challenged Luamil [124/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/17/18 02:23:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 00:45:09 toward level 20.
[04/23/18 05:01:26] aismallard [112/207] has challenged blind [804/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/24/18 22:52:02] aismallard [134/210] has challenged Ttech [142/1709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/27/18 00:56:50] aismallard [14/238] has challenged vrillusions [830/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/27/18 09:36:08] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:38 towards level 28.
[04/27/18 11:02:13] aismallard [23/254] has challenged Gatewayy [609/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/27/18 22:44:03] aismallard [155/269] has challenged TauPan [314/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/29/18 00:46:03] aismallard [77/272] has challenged meffe [255/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/30/18 21:57:27] aismallard and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 05:20:05] aismallard [257/305] has challenged crysys [102/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/01/18 11:11:08] mustek [296/1010] has come upon aismallard [200/305] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:53:53 is removed from mustek's clock.
[05/02/18 06:28:18] aismallard [130/311] has challenged Crazycatlady [339/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/02/18 10:03:10] aismallard [236/311] has come upon Virtual [307/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:25 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/03/18 08:11:25] aismallard and D.Va have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 12:11:00] aismallard [160/332] has challenged CornFly [411/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/03/18 13:37:15] aismallard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:18 towards level 34.
[05/03/18 15:39:06] aismallard was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:16 from level 34.
[05/03/18 16:20:20] aismallard and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 22:16:59] sunri5e [545/677] has challenged aismallard [262/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:02 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[05/04/18 10:03:43] aismallard fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! aismallard's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/18 10:16:23] aismallard [97/328] has challenged Cameron_D [1473/1570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/05/18 05:39:56] mwhahaha, D.Va, and caeli [960/1750] have team battled aismallard, Luamil, and Andries [558/1593] and won! 0 days, 07:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 08:51:38] vrillusions, aismallard, and kenyon [1145/2831] have team battled MetaNova, TauPan, and IndigoTiger [1289/2818] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/18 14:55:52] pixelate [312/506] has come upon aismallard [296/328] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:39:07 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[05/06/18 02:06:31] hoglahoo [502/622] has come upon aismallard [22/328] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:06:36 is removed from hoglahoo's clock.
[05/06/18 03:09:24] aismallard [310/338] has challenged meffe [470/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/07/18 11:36:47] aismallard [113/343] has challenged hoglahoo [431/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/08/18 18:15:44] Dork_Knight, Roxana, and zid [2470/2622] have team battled Wohali, seanmnaes, and aismallard [322/1209] and won! 0 days, 11:20:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 06:23:56] aismallard [298/343] has challenged Flonk [572/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/09/18 18:47:30] aismallard and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 19:41:24] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:12 towards level 38.
[05/10/18 15:05:33] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:55 towards level 38.
[05/10/18 20:28:16] aismallard [131/343] has challenged Boohbah [268/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/13/18 01:23:23] aismallard [287/346] has challenged holloway [937/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/13/18 14:51:15] aismallard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:46 from level 40.
[05/17/18 09:22:40] aismallard set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:47 from level 40.
[05/17/18 12:17:32] bl4ckscor3 [315/520] has challenged aismallard [191/346] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:30:05 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/18/18 10:07:23] aismallard stole Evrial's level 58 weapon while they were sleeping! aismallard leaves their old level 29 weapon behind, which Evrial then takes.
[05/19/18 01:55:50] Fyris [186/371] has come upon aismallard [252/309] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:25 is added to Fyris's clock.
[05/19/18 04:19:58] aismallard [205/309] has challenged kenyon [300/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/19/18 22:54:39] aismallard [186/309] has come upon D.Va [493/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:42:11 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/20/18 04:12:33] aismallard was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:44:23 from level 41.
[05/20/18 20:11:24] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:49 towards level 41.
[05/21/18 22:54:07] Courage [91/207] has challenged aismallard [116/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Courage's clock.
[05/22/18 23:59:02] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:20 towards level 41.
[05/25/18 21:31:55] aismallard [145/398] has challenged Nistur [418/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/26/18 05:51:47] abra0 [620/1000] has challenged aismallard [0/398] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:48:08 is removed from abra0's clock.
[05/27/18 05:57:13] aismallard [250/398] has come upon liara [79/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:27:53 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/27/18 22:23:40] Tor [46/581] has come upon aismallard [7/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:07:11 is removed from Tor's clock.
[05/28/18 21:03:06] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:57 towards level 42.
[05/28/18 22:22:19] aismallard [322/398] has challenged PiotrekD [530/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/29/18 00:31:56] Khorne [916/1060] has challenged aismallard [73/398] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:26:12 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/31/18 11:24:06] aismallard stole borsin's level 278 pair of boots while they were sleeping! aismallard leaves their old level 28 pair of boots behind, which borsin then takes.
[06/01/18 20:37:43] aismallard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:08 towards level 43.
[06/01/18 20:39:08] aismallard [65/623] has challenged HeavyPodda [879/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/02/18 20:57:10] aismallard was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:19 from level 44.
[06/04/18 16:26:38] aismallard is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:28:36 is added to their clock.
[06/04/18 19:56:28] aismallard is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:26:30 is added to their clock.
[06/04/18 22:14:22] ruan, Luamil, and WallIdl [106/2297] have team battled aismallard, Elgo, and apiw [327/1836] and lost! 1 day, 01:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/18 03:02:41] Flonk [566/750] has come upon aismallard [351/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:55 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[06/05/18 10:24:10] rxcomm, m0shbear, and KeboDK [489/2656] have team battled aismallard, Syloq, and Elgo [312/1614] and won! 0 days, 22:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/18 16:31:06] KeboDK, brendan, and Misza [3408/3551] have team battled crudd, Roxana, and aismallard [523/1924] and won! 3 days, 02:30:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/18 21:47:28] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:48 towards level 44.
[06/10/18 14:50:24] aismallard [443/700] has challenged wulk [215/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/10/18 15:30:19] aismallard fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! aismallard's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/18 00:18:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 22:24:51 toward level 45.
[06/12/18 02:15:09] aismallard reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aismallard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/18 04:16:27] Khorne [998/1016] has come upon aismallard [348/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:17:00 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/13/18 07:59:30] SpikeX [811/843] has challenged aismallard [336/702] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:05:13 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[06/13/18 21:48:58] aismallard [692/702] has challenged hannesenator [559/1132] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:20 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/14/18 01:19:16] pfoley, aismallard, acolarh, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 13:02:28] aismallard, bl4ckscor3, and grooverider [2027/2478] have team battled abra0, MetaNova, and csc2ya [1143/2313] and won! 0 days, 13:14:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 15:32:45] aismallard was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:36 from level 46.
[06/15/18 04:40:24] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:52 towards level 46.
[06/15/18 10:52:53] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:07 towards level 46.
[06/15/18 23:07:16] brendan [121/1423] has come upon aismallard [114/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:09:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/17/18 00:41:36] aismallard [121/725] has challenged sunri5e [486/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/17/18 15:48:42] aismallard, zankore, fattrat, and basepi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/18 01:04:46] mwhahaha [825/928] has come upon aismallard [68/725] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:43:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/18/18 20:47:01] sbp [614/630] has challenged aismallard [390/725] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:04:00 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/19/18 03:37:12] aismallard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:58 towards level 47.
[06/19/18 06:50:40] aismallard [240/725] has challenged sbp [585/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:53 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/21/18 12:07:11] MetaNova [526/985] has challenged aismallard [139/725] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:12:01 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/21/18 15:27:13] aismallard was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:42 from level 47.
[06/21/18 16:41:16] aismallard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:55 towards level 47.
[06/22/18 19:16:26] lipek [351/1228] has come upon aismallard [273/725] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:04:32 is removed from lipek's clock.
[06/23/18 00:16:57] aismallard [261/725] has challenged xit [874/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/23/18 05:27:37] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:03 towards level 48.
[06/23/18 06:38:43] max, Cypher, and SN4T14 [1062/2510] have team battled HeavyPodda, PiotrekD, and aismallard [1272/2446] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/18 15:41:56] aismallard, SirMonkeybox, and Roxana [1871/2225] have team battled PinkiePie, dwfreed, and lipek [1353/2572] and won! 0 days, 07:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 10:27:16] aismallard left their weapon out in the rain to rust! aismallard's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/18 00:33:59] aismallard [130/709] has come upon SirMonkeybox [440/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:28 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/27/18 19:23:35] apiw [115/696] has challenged aismallard [429/709] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:12:26 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/28/18 09:28:34] aismallard [218/709] has challenged pants [519/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:42 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/28/18 10:00:24] Nistur [242/469] has come upon aismallard [615/709] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:37:49 is added to Nistur's clock.
[06/29/18 20:53:09] Evrial, max, and robox [1823/2017] have team battled aismallard, Iri, and Asara [1923/2582] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 06:53:12] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:51 towards level 48.
[07/01/18 12:54:48] theemstra [305/796] has challenged aismallard [470/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:13:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/02/18 10:10:38] aismallard [517/709] has challenged xit [531/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/02/18 21:28:31] Maruiki, Tenorman, and Gerdesas [240/2074] have team battled aismallard, Gizmokid2005, and niko [237/2335] and won! 0 days, 20:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/18 12:36:06] aismallard and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/18 17:59:26] Maria [294/438] has challenged aismallard [249/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from Maria's clock.
[07/03/18 21:30:22] aismallard, sbp, PinkiePie, and elbie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/18 20:57:52] WallIdl and aismallard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 04:01:51] aismallard set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:16:31 from level 49.
[07/06/18 01:43:03] aismallard and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 18:09:02] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:45 towards level 49.
[07/08/18 14:41:35] Evrial, bl4ckscor3, and Lemongrab [700/1579] have team battled CornFly, KeboDK, and aismallard [1953/2874] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/18 14:30:43] aismallard [739/779] has challenged zifnab06 [215/606] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/09/18 20:52:48] vox [88/1179] has come upon aismallard [407/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:34:03 is added to vox's clock.
[07/12/18 01:28:56] aismallard, ruan, and Atan [1272/2356] have team battled woonack, Khorne, and sasaniak [2146/2226] and lost! 1 day, 10:21:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 21:39:46] vegadark [77/598] has come upon aismallard [760/779] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:03:34 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/12/18 23:50:47] aismallard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:31 from level 50.
[07/13/18 02:14:28] aismallard and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 19:37:43] LukeLR [185/680] has challenged aismallard [472/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:54:43 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[07/14/18 06:56:25] bigjay [308/1332] has come upon aismallard [158/779] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:25:03 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/15/18 04:18:00] aismallard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:04 from level 50.
[07/15/18 05:50:08] pants [453/885] has come upon aismallard [493/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:12 is added to pants's clock.
[07/15/18 05:57:26] himuraken [566/930] has come upon aismallard [524/779] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:14:08 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[07/16/18 21:29:43] Crazycatlady [54/587] has come upon aismallard [575/779] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:52:54 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/17/18 17:10:04] meffe [587/715] has challenged aismallard [498/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:01 is removed from meffe's clock.
[07/18/18 15:22:57] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:37 towards level 50.
[07/19/18 05:09:21] aismallard misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:48 from level 50.
[07/27/18 13:30:34] aismallard, SCSi, and idlerpgww [1140/1509] have team battled Eldoreth, max, and vegadark [425/2149] and won! 0 days, 00:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 13:54:21] aismallard [238/785] has come upon illicit [149/189] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:59:29 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/27/18 18:07:55] aismallard [277/785] has come upon Agent86 [337/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:44 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/27/18 23:51:32] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:37 towards level 50.
[08/12/18 16:55:47] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:35 towards level 50.
[08/12/18 23:38:03] mustek [775/1034] has challenged aismallard [352/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:35 is removed from mustek's clock.
[08/13/18 02:36:32] aismallard and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/18 15:49:25] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:15 towards level 50.
[09/02/18 13:10:06] aismallard [46/809] has challenged vegadark [31/596] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/05/18 09:21:15] Cameron_D, damyan, and brendan [1981/4025] have team battled kenyon, aismallard, and sunri5e [2834/3061] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 19:11:23] sheu [339/489] has come upon aismallard [767/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:11 is added to sheu's clock.
[09/16/18 13:56:53] agrajag [210/903] has come upon aismallard [780/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:00 is added to agrajag's clock.
[09/18/18 01:08:10] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:01 towards level 51.
[09/18/18 06:16:38] aismallard broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:43:37 from level 51.
[09/18/18 08:53:29] aismallard and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 10:36:07] aismallard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/18 14:22:41] aismallard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:11 from level 51.
[09/20/18 18:06:58] aismallard and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 15:40:28] m0shbear stole aismallard's level 64 set of leggings while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves their old level 28 set of leggings behind, which aismallard then takes.
[09/22/18 02:27:28] Andries [602/745] has come upon aismallard [530/770] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:14:07 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/22/18 08:26:59] WallIdl and aismallard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 15:37:33] aismallard [121/770] has challenged Curious_Onion [27/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:58 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/23/18 02:40:51] aismallard [560/770] has challenged Misza [281/1161] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/23/18 13:12:32] aismallard and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 14:44:36] Elgo [288/514] has come upon aismallard [492/770] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:01:45 is added to Elgo's clock.
[09/24/18 07:37:18] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:39 towards level 52.
[09/24/18 15:49:16] aismallard [230/770] has come upon Syloq [204/542] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:22:01 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/24/18 19:03:26] Geela [274/727] has challenged aismallard [546/770] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to Geela's clock.
[09/24/18 20:19:17] aismallard left their weapon out in the rain to rust! aismallard's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/18 06:57:17] aismallard has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:20:09 from level 52.
[09/25/18 20:48:30] Zoddo [1050/1105] has challenged aismallard [128/754] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:21:50 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[09/26/18 01:15:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 12:07:24 toward level 52.
[09/26/18 10:53:06] Elgo, Killerkid, and aismallard [950/2303] have team battled Cameron_D, Eldoreth, and SpikeX [2260/3447] and lost! 0 days, 10:47:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/18 17:19:52] aismallard [443/754] has challenged Tenorman [825/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:42 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/01/18 14:42:05] aismallard [145/754] has come upon Mithkabob [324/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:28 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/01/18 14:48:28] sparrowhawk [3/223] has challenged aismallard [751/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[10/01/18 17:37:18] aismallard [103/768] has challenged Mateusz [789/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/03/18 04:02:03] canton7 [530/680] has come upon aismallard [74/768] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:16:44 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/03/18 07:25:36] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:31 towards level 53.
[10/03/18 16:41:16] aismallard [766/768] has come upon lipek [22/1239] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:54:25 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/05/18 07:16:20] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:12 towards level 53.
[10/05/18 11:11:40] aismallard burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aismallard's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/18 23:35:06] aismallard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:47 towards level 53.
[10/06/18 15:34:12] Lemelisk [324/1223] has challenged aismallard [306/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:07 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/07/18 00:22:37] Gizmokid2005 [167/976] has come upon aismallard [2/763] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:20:09 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[10/07/18 09:24:19] bobvador, FSM, and JuanMaestro [163/1921] have team battled aismallard, HellSpawn, and Cypher [1775/2384] and lost! 1 day, 11:51:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 01:07:00] Lemelisk [906/1223] has challenged aismallard [509/763] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:34:03 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/08/18 21:29:40] womblecat [420/611] has come upon aismallard [690/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:44 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/09/18 04:46:12] IllusiveMan_, Majak, and Nistur [511/1324] have team battled aismallard, ishanyx, and LukeLR [223/2094] and won! 0 days, 07:09:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 13:04:16] Tor [376/1101] has challenged aismallard [574/763] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to Tor's clock.
[10/12/18 13:33:34] aismallard and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 10:29:48] aismallard [574/763] has challenged Mateusz [229/990] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:27 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/14/18 21:57:54] aismallard [60/814] has challenged pants [620/927] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:30:07 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/18/18 02:04:37] Lemelisk [875/1258] has challenged aismallard [179/814] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:04:14 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/19/18 07:14:13] aismallard [735/814] has challenged Tor [464/1101] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:52:46 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/19/18 09:27:14] aismallard and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 10:15:11] RedW [772/995] has challenged aismallard [206/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:48:49 is removed from RedW's clock.
[10/19/18 11:21:35] WallIdl, TimWolla, and IndigoTiger [1342/2362] have team battled pfoley, aismallard, and vox [2193/2649] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/18 02:54:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 7 days, 21:48:53 toward level 54.
[10/20/18 08:34:48] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:27 towards level 54.
[10/21/18 22:29:31] aismallard and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 02:23:00] kenyon, IdleMaster, and aismallard [2054/3010] have team battled Ttech, elf, and HeavyPodda [276/3820] and won! 0 days, 05:51:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 04:10:30] simple, lagertonne, and aismallard [2543/2554] have team battled SCSi, suterismus, and Sharky4 [105/2464] and won! 0 days, 04:19:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 06:10:05] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:54 towards level 54.
[10/23/18 20:42:09] aismallard [513/814] has challenged mwhahaha [246/958] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/23/18 20:51:16] aismallard [317/814] has challenged waffles [385/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:34:33 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/24/18 17:00:19] sigmg [19/733] has challenged aismallard [87/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:38:20 is added to sigmg's clock.
[10/24/18 22:41:40] aismallard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:12:36 from level 55.
[10/25/18 10:30:59] SCSi [427/499] has challenged aismallard [90/814] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/26/18 15:40:00] aismallard [309/814] has challenged Ttech [273/1702] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:34:37 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/26/18 19:44:16] aismallard had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:51 towards level 55.
[10/27/18 17:23:24] HeavyPodda [929/987] has come upon aismallard [562/814] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:40:24 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/29/18 13:11:20] aismallard and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 03:09:02] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:17 towards level 55.
[10/31/18 09:04:23] aismallard and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 09:47:56] manish17xxx, dax, and Curious_Onion [375/1926] have team battled aismallard, Flonk, and Lnk [1355/2581] and lost! 1 day, 04:50:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/18 12:24:49] allo [177/568] has challenged aismallard [796/814] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:46:07 is added to allo's clock.
[10/31/18 13:48:17] aismallard and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 16:25:40] Andries [273/766] has challenged aismallard [609/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:29:33 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/01/18 01:33:48] aismallard, Birdbones, and D.Va [1011/2906] have team battled ncarl747, Atan, and sigmg [2087/2090] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/18 02:33:03] IdleMaster [530/795] has challenged aismallard [389/814] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:54:58 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[01/01/19 14:06:03] bobvador, aismallard, and Cameron_D [2030/2962] have team battled sjums_the_great, alephnull, and simple [1838/2304] and won! 0 days, 12:27:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 23:07:07] aismallard was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:15 from level 55.
[01/03/19 16:39:54] dindinx [91/922] has come upon aismallard [256/740] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:38:09 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/03/19 18:57:31] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:07 towards level 55.
[01/03/19 22:21:09] aismallard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:08 from level 55.
[01/05/19 07:33:15] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:03 towards level 55.
[01/05/19 10:17:11] eva42, allo, and sunri5e [655/3049] have team battled GilbertErik, aismallard, and Milquetoast [1290/2559] and lost! 3 days, 23:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/19 13:10:16] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:32 towards level 55.
[01/06/19 00:06:39] aismallard [272/740] has challenged TimWolla [734/869] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/06/19 06:07:00] xayto [309/747] has come upon aismallard [66/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:47:31 is removed from xayto's clock.
[01/07/19 12:17:15] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:06 towards level 56.
[01/08/19 07:27:03] aismallard, woonack, and Andries [1124/1996] have team battled KeboDK, elf, and Tor [2840/3391] and lost! 4 days, 10:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 08:25:38] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:04 towards level 56.
[01/08/19 23:44:45] aismallard, Reilly, loomysh, and shandor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/19 06:04:09] aismallard reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aismallard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/19 15:45:27] Beefcan [3/10] has challenged aismallard [687/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/10/19 20:34:22] Brady [141/929] has come upon aismallard [287/744] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:54:02 is added to Brady's clock.
[01/11/19 10:55:31] ishanyx, aismallard, and psycho [382/1848] have team battled zygren, Atan, and ncarl747 [1506/1788] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 22:43:59] aismallard [670/744] has challenged SCSi [114/526] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:40:43 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/11/19 23:49:20] Hypino [62/338] has challenged aismallard [511/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Hypino's clock.
[01/12/19 12:22:01] aismallard, Lemelisk, and bobvador [1238/2714] have team battled Mars, Vroomfondel, and djm [1760/2481] and lost! 2 days, 10:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/19 15:02:56] aismallard was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:05:04 from level 56.
[01/14/19 19:14:39] aismallard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:34 towards level 56.
[01/16/19 14:59:48] aismallard, DrJosh9000, and idlerpgww [65/2035] have team battled LukeLR, Yuhno, and Heisenberg [330/2018] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 20:19:09] Birdbones [684/1379] has come upon aismallard [21/747] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:39:14 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/17/19 17:16:47] aismallard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:34 towards level 56.
[01/21/19 09:08:49] aismallard walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:13 from level 56.
[01/21/19 16:11:56] aismallard burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aismallard's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/19 19:06:06] aismallard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:23:17 from level 56.
[01/22/19 12:28:37] aismallard [484/742] has challenged bp [180/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:30:34 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/23/19 07:06:41] Crazycatlady, Syloq, and IllusiveMan_ [1192/1756] have team battled Sundance, aismallard, and Fluttershy [1534/2580] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 09:32:22] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:03 towards level 56.
[01/23/19 11:38:02] aismallard [64/742] has come upon SirMonkeybox [543/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:01 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/24/19 15:46:55] SlowRiot [336/963] has come upon aismallard [568/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:05:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/24/19 16:16:05] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:54 towards level 56.
[01/25/19 22:41:22] Killerkid, Ttech, and sigmg [484/3517] have team battled vegadark, ohnx, and aismallard [1505/2301] and lost! 1 day, 11:59:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/19 01:51:26] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:27 towards level 56.
[01/26/19 16:27:00] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:25 towards level 56.
[01/27/19 15:23:47] Sam [337/396] has challenged aismallard [676/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Sam's clock.
[01/27/19 15:42:03] aismallard [103/742] has challenged Lnk [186/853] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/27/19 19:19:04] IndigoTiger, Mars, and aismallard [453/2695] have team battled h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and SirMonkeybox [497/1545] and lost! 0 days, 19:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/19 03:23:25] aismallard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:23:14 from level 57.
[01/28/19 12:01:35] MrGlass [805/949] has challenged aismallard [670/742] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:31:36 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/28/19 14:07:09] fattrat [399/1246] has come upon aismallard [698/742] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:25:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/28/19 20:32:28] Flonk [52/905] has come upon aismallard [319/742] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:02:25 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/29/19 06:21:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 11 days, 16:48:08 toward level 57.
[01/30/19 07:29:23] L [310/415] has come upon aismallard [569/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:59 is added to L's clock.
[01/30/19 10:07:20] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:18:35 towards level 57.
[01/30/19 14:44:51] IllusiveMan_, idlerpgww, and waffles [426/1830] have team battled womblecat, aismallard, and Scornn [1797/1814] and lost! 2 days, 19:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/19 19:00:28] MJ94 [48/708] has come upon aismallard [392/742] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:50:11 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/31/19 10:43:39] ncarl747, xonic, and nickware [1787/2203] have team battled aismallard, GilbertErik, and JensRex [1090/2671] and won! 0 days, 16:49:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 11:31:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 8 days, 15:00:14 toward level 57.
[01/31/19 16:42:29] aismallard [115/742] has come upon sigmg [270/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:09:52 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/02/19 21:04:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 3 days, 06:49:51 toward level 57.
[02/03/19 14:10:11] aismallard broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:53 from level 57.
[02/03/19 22:21:47] aismallard [548/742] has come upon Virtual [463/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:01:13 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/04/19 01:25:56] Beavis, LordH, and Eldoreth [1037/3235] have team battled aismallard, elbie, and pixelate [977/2204] and won! 1 day, 01:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 08:37:30] aismallard was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:12 from level 57.
[02/05/19 20:56:51] Kuntilanak [205/291] has challenged aismallard [430/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Kuntilanak's clock.
[02/06/19 15:56:22] Herb_Tarlek [798/879] has come upon aismallard [658/742] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:01:09 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[02/06/19 20:21:51] aismallard [90/742] has challenged Kuntilanak [264/291] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/07/19 02:50:23] WereSquirrel, Heisenberg, and buksi [247/1878] have team battled aismallard, dclaw123, and petrichor [53/2957] and won! 0 days, 11:46:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 14:42:52] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:50:38 towards level 58.
[02/08/19 17:30:40] tmberg [158/1043] has challenged aismallard [547/742] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to tmberg's clock.
[02/09/19 16:05:46] aismallard, SlowRiot, M144, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/19 01:25:01] dwfreed [235/382] has come upon aismallard [276/742] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:47:50 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/11/19 02:13:53] mwhahaha, dclaw123, and RBecker [2014/2781] have team battled vegadark, aismallard, and PiotrekD [518/2182] and won! 1 day, 20:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 20:12:37] aismallard, kenyon, and brycec [1433/3048] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, ncarl747, and Khorne [2509/2710] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/19 20:54:26] TauPan, aismallard, and hannesenator [1729/2344] have team battled ohnx, MJ94, and L [1726/1918] and won! 1 day, 03:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 14:11:25] MiddlewareMonkey, ohnx, and GilbertErik [1594/2082] have team battled Mars, Everyman, and aismallard [1509/2557] and won! 1 day, 01:10:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 00:19:22] mwhahaha [669/955] has challenged aismallard [463/742] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:52 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/14/19 16:50:27] PiotrekD [592/745] has challenged aismallard [302/742] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:29:28 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/15/19 01:21:55] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:33:47 towards level 58.
[02/15/19 01:39:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 8 days, 03:05:02 toward level 58.
[02/15/19 02:00:06] bp [85/541] has come upon aismallard [625/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:04 is added to bp's clock.
[02/16/19 15:41:42] grooverider [71/1385] has come upon aismallard [85/742] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:54:48 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/17/19 00:16:49] aismallard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:10 towards level 58.
[02/17/19 19:29:41] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:39 towards level 58.
[02/19/19 20:59:01] aismallard [283/742] has come upon tmberg [1101/1385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:37 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/19/19 22:00:50] aismallard [7/742] has challenged Lemelisk [1326/1375] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/20/19 01:18:09] mwhahaha [288/955] has come upon aismallard [730/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/20/19 17:44:51] Zye [405/1461] has come upon aismallard [617/742] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:52:00 is added to Zye's clock.
[02/21/19 00:38:37] Reilly, WallIdl, and Flonk [1847/2127] have team battled el, vox, and aismallard [1940/2815] and lost! 1 day, 07:42:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/19 03:58:48] aismallard [436/742] has challenged xonic [480/628] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:28:19 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/21/19 23:03:08] aismallard [642/742] has challenged nickware [955/973] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:51:25 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/22/19 02:21:26] mordac, yano, and x0 [1287/2684] have team battled aismallard, vox, and brycec [2606/3096] and lost! 2 days, 02:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 12:31:07] aismallard [519/742] has come upon crysys [188/813] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:43:10 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/23/19 01:09:06] Reilly [214/453] has challenged aismallard [667/742] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:46:50 is added to Reilly's clock.
[02/23/19 07:41:21] xonic [116/628] has come upon aismallard [436/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:00:14 is added to xonic's clock.
[02/24/19 15:20:58] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:29:19 towards level 59.
[02/25/19 05:48:19] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:50:13 towards level 59.
[02/26/19 01:18:50] Khorne, Nuae, and djm [1295/2264] have team battled FSM, aismallard, and pants [2265/2398] and lost! 1 day, 03:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/19 08:08:45] aismallard [135/742] has come upon lipek [57/1275] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:23:00 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/28/19 12:20:13] zhalla [188/387] has challenged aismallard [431/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to zhalla's clock.
[03/01/19 20:31:40] aismallard was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:42:53 from level 59.
[03/02/19 12:04:42] aismallard [6/742] has come upon vrillusions [963/1208] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:22:46 is added to aismallard's clock.
[03/02/19 21:54:35] aismallard [112/742] has challenged buksi [536/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:45:49 is added to aismallard's clock.
[03/03/19 02:06:00] aismallard [677/742] has come upon kenyon [624/1111] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:30:30 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/03/19 07:45:04] HellSpawn [294/446] has come upon aismallard [656/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:23 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/04/19 23:53:25] aismallard [397/747] has come upon zygren [45/492] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:41:54 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/05/19 15:19:23] aismallard died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:43:55 from level 59.
[03/05/19 23:41:35] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:38 towards level 59.
[03/06/19 13:24:44] aismallard, xayto, and waffles [616/2033] have team battled mistaEvO8, Lemongrab, and bootdisk [396/2628] and won! 1 day, 12:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/19 21:16:56] neurospex [6/1203] has challenged aismallard [642/747] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:23:02 is added to neurospex's clock.
[06/13/19 13:25:19] phraktyl [184/245] has challenged aismallard [349/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/13/19 19:56:21] strife, sjums_the_great, and MadMan [612/2037] have team battled aismallard, alephnull, and darkmage [1455/2768] and lost! 1 day, 03:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/19 05:55:48] aismallard, sigmg, and lavamind [750/2067] have team battled Kerri, Lemongrab, and Kropotkin [223/2049] and won! 1 day, 07:36:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/19 14:23:37] IdleMaster, sigmg, and Fluttershy [1297/2523] have team battled aismallard, inittab, and strife [881/1622] and won! 6 days, 09:58:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/19 17:31:18] aismallard died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:47 from level 59.
[06/16/19 07:57:21] phraktyl [141/264] has come upon aismallard [165/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:48 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/17/19 07:09:09] aismallard [421/747] has come upon autist [579/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:47 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/17/19 20:55:15] grooverider [1392/1456] has come upon aismallard [332/747] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:53:16 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/18/19 06:21:06] Noxwaste [142/407] has come upon aismallard [58/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:54:31 is removed from Noxwaste's clock.
[06/18/19 19:57:44] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:14 towards level 59.
[06/20/19 09:04:33] allo [394/671] has come upon aismallard [242/747] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:49:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[06/21/19 02:58:12] SirMonkeybox, Mateusz, and aismallard [2134/2370] have team battled meskio, GilbertErik, and Lemongrab [135/2284] and won! 0 days, 18:04:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 05:50:30] aismallard bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:08 towards level 59.
[06/22/19 13:31:24] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:43 towards level 59.
[06/22/19 19:11:08] aismallard [702/747] has challenged bookworm [131/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:10 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/23/19 04:12:58] aismallard [460/747] has challenged ncarl747 [610/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:59 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/23/19 07:48:16] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:39 towards level 59.
[06/23/19 15:59:03] aismallard [429/751] has challenged niko [401/810] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/23/19 19:16:04] aismallard [707/751] has challenged IdleBot [776/2016] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:40:53 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/24/19 11:10:46] aismallard, Lemelisk, mordac, and Brainiac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/19 23:22:11] aismallard [432/751] has challenged skarlso [254/456] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:02:49 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/25/19 05:19:44] Tor, aismallard, and xmj [1675/2307] have team battled Psilocybe, androphius, and Khorne [1241/2123] and won! 0 days, 04:35:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 07:14:45] Heisenberg [224/739] has come upon aismallard [361/751] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:26:56 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/25/19 11:24:19] aismallard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:43:42 from level 60.
[06/26/19 03:52:47] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:45 towards level 60.
[06/26/19 11:30:50] aismallard broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:59:57 from level 60.
[06/27/19 06:45:44] himuraken, xmj, and el [1137/2241] have team battled waifu, FSM, and aismallard [689/2524] and won! 0 days, 13:23:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 15:44:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed aismallard with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 03:28:56 from level 60.
[06/28/19 18:40:38] snek [346/481] has challenged aismallard [455/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to snek's clock.
[06/30/19 12:39:18] aismallard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:29:07 from level 60.
[07/02/19 16:13:47] Eldoreth, el, and aismallard [1097/2693] have team battled inittab, ishanyx, and dayman [1757/1889] and lost! 1 day, 11:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/19 07:45:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 32 days, 05:50:33 toward level 60.
[07/05/19 08:02:53] aismallard, rxcomm, and elbie [3003/3047] have team battled BagelBites, JuanMaestro, and HeavyPodda [759/2598] and won! 0 days, 18:53:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 04:20:35] aismallard [723/751] has challenged Equinox [292/392] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:30:05 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/06/19 11:11:25] TheresusPheronor [352/423] has come upon aismallard [415/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:56 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[07/06/19 18:46:43] aismallard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:24 towards level 60.
[07/07/19 16:28:30] aismallard [326/751] has challenged RBecker [188/825] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:40:11 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/08/19 16:00:07] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:04 towards level 60.
[07/10/19 09:23:02] aismallard got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:33 from level 60.
[07/10/19 10:59:43] Tenorman, Agent86, and IllusiveMan_ [58/2517] have team battled csssuf, aismallard, and ilbelkyr [1554/2478] and lost! 2 days, 03:07:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/19 13:43:53] Cameron_D [51/1624] has challenged aismallard [645/751] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:35:22 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[07/11/19 08:54:08] aismallard, Zyphyr, and elf [125/2298] have team battled Elgo, Equinox, and bebbet [749/1443] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/19 16:46:10] aismallard [335/751] has challenged tmberg [1330/1400] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:24:14 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/12/19 21:56:34] aismallard [529/751] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [130/690] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:28:18 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/14/19 11:45:26] aismallard EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:30:51 from level 61.
[07/14/19 16:05:35] aismallard [330/751] has challenged JensRex [1074/1255] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:10:26 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/14/19 20:39:35] Elgo [185/488] has come upon aismallard [708/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:51:53 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/15/19 23:00:56] LapTop006, aismallard, holloway, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/19 12:15:48] aismallard [99/751] has challenged Elgo [222/488] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:49:44 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/17/19 20:52:58] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:16:09 towards level 61.
[07/22/19 08:46:27] aismallard [373/751] has challenged Sharky4 [327/817] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:59:34 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/22/19 14:29:38] aismallard, Asara, niko, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/19 07:47:58] tspange [648/777] has come upon aismallard [365/751] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:05:47 is removed from tspange's clock.
[07/24/19 08:33:37] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:29 towards level 61.
[07/24/19 08:57:17] aismallard [42/751] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [347/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:46:11 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/24/19 15:58:56] lipek [953/1311] has challenged aismallard [573/751] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:15:00 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/25/19 10:03:03] aismallard [467/751] has challenged Psilocybe [353/771] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:53:19 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/25/19 10:03:03] In the fierce battle, Psilocybe dropped their level 72 charm! aismallard picks it up, tossing their old level 26 charm to Psilocybe.
[07/27/19 01:58:09] alephnull [77/827] has come upon aismallard [128/797] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:45:33 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/27/19 03:46:21] aismallard [372/797] has come upon dax [61/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:02:42 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/30/19 07:24:58] tspange [123/777] has come upon aismallard [664/797] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:30:30 is added to tspange's clock.
[07/30/19 18:31:36] Xenofex [646/859] has challenged aismallard [150/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:50:14 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[07/30/19 19:34:02] lavamind, dax, and aismallard [954/1986] have team battled RedW, Atan, and niko [132/2603] and won! 1 day, 17:04:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 21:06:32] Sullivan [30/40] has challenged aismallard [593/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[08/03/19 08:50:58] aismallard [125/797] has challenged anarcat [328/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:50 is added to aismallard's clock.
[08/03/19 11:32:32] sjums_the_great, manish17xxx, and DrJosh9000 [1424/1872] have team battled idlerpgww, aismallard, and djm [1911/2547] and lost! 1 day, 14:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 13:35:11] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:24 towards level 61.
[08/05/19 18:13:44] aismallard [543/797] has come upon LapTop006 [392/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:44 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/06/19 13:07:33] aismallard [506/797] has challenged Ratigan [243/810] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:36 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/06/19 14:12:42] aismallard [459/815] has challenged meskio [244/705] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/06/19 20:09:07] pants [527/1157] has challenged aismallard [220/815] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:40:44 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/07/19 07:12:18] aismallard [554/815] has come upon Nechayev [189/732] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:26:01 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/07/19 23:40:21] Syloq, Atan, and aismallard [456/2196] have team battled jbroome, crudd, and jvoisin [2089/2236] and lost! 3 days, 16:18:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 05:04:06] sc_, elbie, and Andries [216/1932] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, neurospex, and aismallard [1585/3027] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 07:22:01] aismallard [27/815] has challenged waifu [1062/1116] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:35:43 is added to aismallard's clock.
[08/09/19 13:19:21] aismallard, Bradicus, and yano [1347/2271] have team battled algernon, zankore, and StalkR [1829/2073] and lost! 7 days, 06:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 17:32:37] JensRex, pixelate, and aismallard [1074/2596] have team battled Milquetoast, Sharky4, and Lemelisk [941/3184] and won! 2 days, 07:47:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/19 13:58:40] aismallard [688/815] has come upon Zaratustra [1071/1172] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:19:17 is added to aismallard's clock.
[08/11/19 02:11:39] elf, Grayson, and aismallard [1608/2386] have team battled holloway, phraktyl, and Fluttershy [2471/2540] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 02:36:30] alephnull [686/827] has challenged aismallard [466/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:43 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[08/12/19 16:39:37] aismallard [731/815] has challenged Zyphyr [467/563] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:15:47 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/13/19 15:06:17] nawcom, pollo, and Crazycatlady [639/2019] have team battled Ttech, aismallard, and Birdbones [3271/4119] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/19 18:35:05] aismallard got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:00:02 from level 62.
[08/15/19 19:00:35] aismallard was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:08:26 from level 62.
[08/16/19 13:10:27] Nofew [145/865] has come upon aismallard [140/808] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:12:57 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/17/19 10:32:32] aismallard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:12:41 from level 62.
[08/18/19 00:53:22] sunri5e, grooverider, and Agent86 [614/3354] have team battled Grayson, aismallard, and freeboson [763/1907] and lost! 0 days, 13:06:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/19 08:08:46] kenyon [712/1101] has challenged aismallard [332/808] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:09 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/19/19 08:47:05] TauPan, brycec, and strife [1201/2022] have team battled Tenorman, psycho, and aismallard [1816/2455] and lost! 1 day, 10:06:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/19 23:32:51] TimWolla [122/917] has challenged aismallard [179/808] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[08/20/19 17:27:23] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:28:48 towards level 62.
[08/21/19 03:06:40] Lnk [858/999] has come upon aismallard [459/808] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:35:37 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/31/19 02:06:10] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:13:57 towards level 62.
[11/03/19 20:15:55] ohnx, KyloRen, and Kropotkin [1036/2349] have team battled Bradicus, aismallard, and sunri5e [1796/2995] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 23:00:44] aismallard spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! aismallard's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/19 11:00:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 6 days, 10:26:30 toward level 62.
[11/04/19 18:25:33] aismallard, GipsyPureGold, and Syloq [216/2034] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, Agent86, and buyoq [1401/1716] and lost! 1 day, 09:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/19 12:17:46] Birdbones, aismallard, and TheDeadlyDandy [2642/2893] have team battled max, Desspugne, and Varjatticus [2048/2189] and won! 0 days, 22:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 01:29:32] petrichor [230/1270] has come upon aismallard [108/801] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:56:31 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/07/19 17:52:44] aismallard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:07:43 from level 62.
[11/08/19 04:12:54] jawsh, D.Va, and aismallard [889/2001] have team battled Mateusz, Milquetoast, and MadMan [877/3411] and won! 0 days, 13:19:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 17:13:29] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:33:08 towards level 62.
[11/09/19 18:37:13] aismallard, ToHellWithGA, and Varjatticus [1142/2201] have team battled Xenthys, buyoq, and Notir [1675/1762] and lost! 1 day, 00:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 01:36:53] MaryMaid [222/631] has challenged aismallard [133/801] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from MaryMaid's clock.
[11/10/19 09:27:51] aismallard [489/801] has challenged sjums_the_great [367/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:35:37 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/10/19 23:05:05] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:48 towards level 62.
[11/11/19 05:27:18] aismallard [419/801] has come upon Varjatticus [97/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:13:38 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/11/19 08:57:53] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:44 towards level 62.
[11/12/19 15:40:28] aismallard [453/801] has challenged osannatas [37/799] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:17:28 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/14/19 14:41:53] aismallard was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:14 from level 62.
[11/14/19 17:52:18] aismallard [724/801] has challenged zid [790/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:03 is added to aismallard's clock.
[11/15/19 12:17:17] meskio [492/865] has come upon aismallard [518/801] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:47:59 is added to meskio's clock.
[11/15/19 14:59:26] aismallard [180/801] has come upon LukeLR [55/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:00:50 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/17/19 04:28:59] bisco [236/997] has come upon aismallard [171/801] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:56:18 is removed from bisco's clock.
[11/17/19 08:03:11] niko [619/819] has challenged aismallard [38/801] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:59:23 is removed from niko's clock.
[11/18/19 07:07:42] aismallard was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:35 from level 62.
[11/18/19 14:46:22] sunri5e, meskio, and darkmage [745/3446] have team battled aismallard, Notir, and pants [721/2585] and won! 4 days, 14:44:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 23:53:27] Pauwelz [248/309] has challenged aismallard [744/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/19/19 05:44:54] mordac, aismallard, and dartainus [504/2841] have team battled Ironhoof, Elgo, and Susumurata [315/2292] and won! 0 days, 16:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 10:19:48] Khorne [539/1051] has come upon aismallard [213/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:10:49 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[11/19/19 20:28:16] aismallard EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:25 from level 62.
[11/19/19 21:25:15] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:08 towards level 62.
[11/20/19 12:22:29] pookie666 [164/345] has challenged aismallard [319/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to pookie666's clock.
[11/20/19 14:52:06] TimWolla [418/949] has challenged aismallard [158/801] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/20/19 15:15:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 19:53:14 toward level 62.
[11/21/19 02:56:00] aismallard [583/801] has challenged Susumurata [407/436] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:09:50 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/22/19 06:16:58] aismallard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:47:40 from level 63.
[11/22/19 07:33:43] aismallard [737/801] has challenged Notir [388/517] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:55:00 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/14/19 06:51:14] aismallard bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:31:33 towards level 63.
[12/14/19 16:59:28] aismallard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:13:12 towards level 63.
[12/15/19 09:20:50] Ironhoof [445/1252] has come upon aismallard [727/801] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:19:11 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[12/15/19 17:04:48] aismallard [589/801] has come upon Pici [699/1290] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:53:03 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/16/19 18:18:32] aismallard, tmberg, and scumola [1383/2518] have team battled Desspugne, GipsyPureGold, and CornFly [2070/2680] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 20:30:31] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:37:39 towards level 63.
[12/16/19 21:53:43] aismallard [306/801] has challenged jbroome [707/1030] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:03:11 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/18/19 01:42:05] lavamind, darkmage, and zid [2120/2987] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Everyman, and aismallard [662/2397] and won! 1 day, 03:06:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/19 23:31:27] aismallard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:12:16 from level 63.
[12/19/19 04:21:22] n00dlez [38/70] has challenged aismallard [589/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to n00dlez's clock.
[12/19/19 07:47:49] scumola [120/223] has challenged aismallard [759/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to scumola's clock.
[12/19/19 15:02:30] aismallard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:05:56 from level 63.
[12/20/19 08:11:25] HeavyPodda [580/943] has come upon aismallard [639/801] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:15:49 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/20/19 15:27:36] allo [719/731] has come upon aismallard [226/801] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:31:03 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/21/19 13:48:15] aismallard, Andries, Forud, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/19 03:09:32] Pauwelz [373/421] has challenged aismallard [474/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[12/22/19 20:52:10] aismallard [687/801] has come upon GipsyPureGold [178/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:28:51 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/23/19 12:52:45] Ironhoof [942/1257] has come upon aismallard [35/801] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:18:33 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[12/24/19 03:20:57] alephnull [886/946] has come upon aismallard [397/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:24:04 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[12/25/19 14:01:14] aismallard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:26 towards level 63.
[12/26/19 04:10:35] aismallard, Fluttershy, and meskio [2190/2910] have team battled suterismus, AbrahamLinksys, and borsin [924/2507] and won! 3 days, 11:03:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 07:22:07] Atan [601/771] has come upon aismallard [58/801] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:27:30 is removed from Atan's clock.
[12/28/19 17:59:18] aismallard was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:02:23 from level 63.
[12/29/19 01:41:19] aismallard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:58:25 from level 63.
[12/29/19 02:38:46] Desspugne, pixelate, and Nofew [815/2183] have team battled aismallard, Syloq, and fattrat [494/2748] and won! 2 days, 17:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 09:55:55] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:09:05 towards level 63.
[12/30/19 12:30:51] Tenorman [932/1221] has challenged aismallard [510/801] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:06:44 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/31/19 08:55:38] allo, bootdisk, and vegadark [1455/2045] have team battled pollo, Tratos, and aismallard [2196/2773] and lost! 0 days, 10:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/19 20:38:02] golgy [86/989] has challenged aismallard [128/801] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:20:28 is added to golgy's clock.
[01/01/20 16:43:22] aismallard died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:40 from level 63.
[01/01/20 21:35:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 5 days, 00:03:33 toward level 63.
[01/02/20 20:49:05] aismallard [261/801] has challenged SirMonkeybox [329/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:34 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/03/20 10:48:21] aismallard, ganome, kenyon, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/20 21:31:26] aismallard [245/801] has come upon sjefen6 [375/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:22 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/05/20 14:31:38] aismallard [46/865] has challenged waifu [94/1118] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/06/20 20:59:21] Ttech, lavamind, and aismallard [729/3557] have team battled LukeLR, dax, and Ironhoof [2529/2644] and lost! 9 days, 13:28:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 05:27:05] aismallard was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:47:42 from level 64.
[01/07/20 13:26:42] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:28:04 towards level 64.
[01/08/20 01:32:21] aismallard was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:12:55 from level 64.
[01/08/20 13:12:40] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:12 towards level 64.
[01/08/20 14:53:15] gdm [563/639] has come upon aismallard [663/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:47:11 is added to gdm's clock.
[01/10/20 05:09:48] MrGlass, loomysh, and aismallard [1602/2656] have team battled PlasmaStar, Beavis, and Mithkabob [1678/2178] and lost! 10 days, 12:12:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 22:32:46] The_Joker, Elgo, and aismallard [55/1960] have team battled woonack, Athos, and Mithkabob [1852/1982] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 03:55:01] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:04:02 towards level 64.
[01/15/20 03:14:11] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:45:16 towards level 64.
[01/16/20 10:09:55] aismallard [615/865] has challenged AbacusAvenger [622/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:53:10 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/16/20 15:05:49] dwfreed, bobvador, and aismallard [1363/2424] have team battled Ttech, ncarl747, and gdm [2180/3484] and lost! 1 day, 11:10:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/20 08:23:13] csssuf, Scornn, and Roxana [2580/2759] have team battled RBecker, aismallard, and bookworm [1482/2135] and won! 4 days, 17:20:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 08:47:55] aismallard spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! aismallard's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/20 20:13:18] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:35:00 towards level 64.
[01/19/20 14:40:43] womblecat, alephnull, and findlayr [1111/1984] have team battled elbie, aismallard, and anarcat [1702/2508] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/20 20:04:38] blabber, MiddlewareMonkey, and RBecker [1146/2650] have team battled dxtr, aismallard, and Mithkabob [1176/2225] and lost! 1 day, 04:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/20 22:51:40] aismallard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:29 towards level 64.
[01/22/20 07:51:16] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:15:13 towards level 64.
[01/23/20 06:11:32] aismallard [826/859] has come upon GipsyPureGold [444/660] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:00:55 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/24/20 17:36:40] DrJosh9000 [750/753] has come upon aismallard [267/859] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:13:18 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/25/20 16:10:42] Susumurata, aismallard, and Mars [2158/2718] have team battled mik, Nechayev, and bisco [1070/2102] and won! 0 days, 12:29:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 23:57:34] Globalirc [806/868] has come upon aismallard [810/859] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:59:14 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/26/20 08:07:48] aismallard [727/859] has challenged Zaratustra [240/1129] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:17:33 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/26/20 08:07:48] aismallard has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:52:50 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/27/20 09:27:56] TauPan [169/422] has challenged aismallard [33/859] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[01/28/20 09:30:26] dindinx [271/786] has come upon aismallard [109/859] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:51:53 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/28/20 15:38:07] Psilocybe, jbroome, and aismallard [163/2639] have team battled Mithkabob, PlasmaStar, and Crazycatlady [1424/1726] and lost! 4 days, 15:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/20 15:50:32] petrichor [254/1215] has come upon aismallard [309/859] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:10:14 is added to petrichor's clock.
[02/01/20 11:29:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 15 days, 15:02:57 toward level 64.
[02/02/20 03:20:25] buyoq [266/545] has come upon aismallard [324/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:50 is added to buyoq's clock.
[02/02/20 05:46:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 14:41:32 toward level 64.
[02/03/20 19:48:12] PiotrekD, ToHellWithGA, and datdus [2514/2773] have team battled GilbertErik, Xenthys, and aismallard [1825/2385] and won! 1 day, 17:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 16:48:12] anarcat [157/690] has come upon aismallard [858/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:47 is added to anarcat's clock.
[02/05/20 20:54:10] aismallard [736/859] has come upon autist [467/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:53 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/05/20 21:06:10] aismallard [558/859] has come upon Zyphyr [0/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:49:54 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/06/20 17:40:00] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:17 towards level 64.
[02/07/20 07:19:47] aismallard [402/859] has challenged MrGlass [239/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:42 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/07/20 08:25:10] Ttech [24/1955] has come upon aismallard [560/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:27 is added to Ttech's clock.
[02/07/20 11:52:10] gdm [409/672] has come upon aismallard [13/859] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:29:19 is removed from gdm's clock.
[02/08/20 00:24:10] jbroome [820/1034] has challenged aismallard [85/859] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:26 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[02/08/20 00:51:50] aismallard [275/859] has challenged suterismus [1032/1420] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:53:55 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/09/20 07:56:46] aismallard, xonic, and Dyntra [1190/2031] have team battled JensRex, jayvee, and Crazycatlady [2412/2453] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/20 17:11:23] mordac [900/1315] has come upon aismallard [127/866] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:01:54 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/09/20 21:58:08] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:16:12 towards level 65.
[02/10/20 15:13:12] aismallard lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:54:06 from level 65.
[02/10/20 20:41:27] Reilly [466/559] has challenged aismallard [572/866] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:23:08 is added to Reilly's clock.
[02/10/20 21:06:01] aismallard [345/866] has come upon Ether [309/335] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:38:57 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/10/20 23:52:54] gdm [93/672] has come upon aismallard [290/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:04:13 is added to gdm's clock.
[02/12/20 00:47:59] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:00:15 towards level 65.
[02/13/20 12:59:39] fattrat [1050/1202] has come upon aismallard [798/866] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:14:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/15/20 06:38:51] TheDeadlyDandy [56/766] has challenged aismallard [446/866] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/15/20 06:44:04] aismallard [5/866] has come upon Ttech [122/1955] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:26:32 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/15/20 09:08:29] Roxana [139/1214] has challenged aismallard [595/866] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:35:06 is added to Roxana's clock.
[02/16/20 12:36:37] lorwp [114/226] has challenged aismallard [725/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to lorwp's clock.
[02/17/20 03:03:35] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:22:42 towards level 65.
[02/18/20 13:15:18] FSM, dclaw123, and aismallard [291/2784] have team battled blabber, Mateusz, and lipek [3027/3429] and lost! 1 day, 14:35:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/20 09:11:24] aismallard met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:39:30 from level 65.
[02/19/20 21:27:07] dartainus, bisco, and Fluttershy [2567/3018] have team battled Bradicus, Varjatticus, and aismallard [417/2156] and won! 0 days, 02:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 21:34:50] sigmg [221/827] has challenged aismallard [555/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:49:57 is added to sigmg's clock.
[02/19/20 21:39:54] aismallard [861/866] has come upon findlayr [81/343] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:55:49 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/20/20 00:37:34] aismallard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:06:40 from level 65.
[02/20/20 04:39:47] aismallard left their weapon out in the rain to rust! aismallard's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/20/20 04:54:54] aismallard sharpened the edge of their weapon! aismallard's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/20 01:41:51] aismallard [636/863] has challenged StalkR [41/502] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:08:28 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/24/20 07:15:03] elbie, sheu, and dartainus [377/2308] have team battled aismallard, ganome, and micah [1125/2341] and lost! 3 days, 08:08:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 17:20:03] Mars [1104/1287] has come upon aismallard [161/863] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:37:14 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/26/20 13:18:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 6 days, 19:20:02 toward level 65.
[02/28/20 18:33:31] aismallard lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:04:55 from level 65.
[02/29/20 04:37:04] aismallard died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:29:09 from level 65.
[02/29/20 10:14:05] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:08 towards level 65.
[02/29/20 15:30:34] aismallard [200/863] has come upon Mithkabob [340/438] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:35:07 is added to aismallard's clock.
[02/29/20 17:15:03] dindinx [0/786] has come upon aismallard [394/863] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:41:02 is added to dindinx's clock.
[03/01/20 00:56:33] aismallard [83/863] has challenged buksi [553/818] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:58:13 is added to aismallard's clock.
[03/01/20 20:23:07] NeonSynth [37/192] has challenged aismallard [448/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to NeonSynth's clock.
[03/01/20 23:59:21] LapTop006, Globalirc, and sc_ [376/2145] have team battled phraktyl, aismallard, and elbie [2198/2500] and lost! 2 days, 08:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 06:42:09] Majak [376/809] has challenged aismallard [719/863] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:01:22 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/02/20 11:25:02] Susumurata [297/580] has come upon aismallard [204/863] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:42:52 is removed from Susumurata's clock.
[03/02/20 12:38:54] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:04:19 towards level 65.
[03/02/20 13:19:33] aismallard was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:57:49 from level 65.
[03/02/20 22:54:21] aismallard [654/863] has come upon bobvador [266/684] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:06:48 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/03/20 12:49:06] aismallard [786/863] has challenged jayvee [342/603] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:11:49 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/04/20 17:02:19] Scar3cr0w [266/716] has come upon aismallard [600/863] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:22:19 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[03/05/20 11:01:11] aismallard [390/863] has challenged sc_ [613/723] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:12:47 is added to aismallard's clock.
[03/07/20 07:38:15] neurospex [1020/1325] has come upon aismallard [97/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:20 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/08/20 00:29:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed aismallard with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 21:52:49 from level 65.
[03/08/20 11:03:31] WallIdl, aismallard, sunri5e, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/20 23:43:58] aismallard was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:57:14 from level 65.
[03/12/20 17:50:34] holloway, PiotrekD, and Atan [2740/2888] have team battled aismallard, neurospex, and elf [3367/3420] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/20 07:23:10] Mirau [0/1] has challenged aismallard [47/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Mirau's clock.
[03/13/20 18:59:07] aismallard broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:51:38 from level 65.
[03/13/20 19:39:39] vxtTHEpuny [1/23] has challenged aismallard [655/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to vxtTHEpuny's clock.
[03/15/20 06:49:19] MiddlewareMonkey [949/1002] has challenged aismallard [234/863] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/16/20 04:16:07] Leedsichthys [26/311] has challenged aismallard [805/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[03/16/20 05:01:38] brycec, Agent86, and Leedsichthys [1708/2196] have team battled elbie, aismallard, and rxcomm [1148/3189] and won! 0 days, 07:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/20 07:09:19] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:49 towards level 65.
[03/16/20 10:10:29] aismallard [307/863] has challenged WallIdl [410/740] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:35:38 is added to aismallard's clock.
[03/17/20 17:16:53] jayvee [285/687] has challenged aismallard [701/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:46 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/18/20 00:18:25] elf [233/1272] has challenged aismallard [635/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:52 is added to elf's clock.
[03/18/20 14:21:22] jayvee [215/687] has challenged aismallard [457/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:31 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/18/20 16:53:34] aismallard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:33 towards level 65.
[03/19/20 07:24:56] aismallard [568/863] has challenged JensRex [295/1268] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:15:51 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/19/20 17:21:07] blabber [158/840] has come upon aismallard [310/863] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:56:22 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/21/20 22:18:21] aismallard was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:26:20 from level 65.
[03/23/20 01:57:29] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:38 towards level 65.
[03/23/20 18:39:40] aismallard, alephnull, and Heisenberg [1955/3151] have team battled brendan, blabber, and sairis [233/2617] and won! 1 day, 17:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/20 20:23:49] aismallard was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:18:40 from level 65.
[03/24/20 20:53:15] aismallard [600/863] has challenged MetaNova [309/999] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:13:59 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/25/20 05:55:16] lavamind [658/766] has challenged aismallard [625/863] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:06:21 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[03/25/20 09:56:09] xonic [238/719] has challenged aismallard [7/863] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:38:40 is removed from xonic's clock.
[03/25/20 20:46:28] WallIdl [598/740] has challenged aismallard [539/863] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:44:19 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[03/27/20 12:19:50] aismallard, dindinx, TauPan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/20 18:08:48] aismallard [671/863] has challenged skarlso [534/795] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:18:00 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[03/28/20 15:17:59] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:02 towards level 65.
[03/28/20 19:21:06] aismallard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:44 towards level 65.
[03/29/20 08:45:20] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:05 towards level 65.
[03/31/20 05:13:31] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:39 towards level 65.
[03/31/20 08:02:16] aismallard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:17 towards level 65.
[03/31/20 11:44:06] aismallard [224/863] has challenged nawcom [115/565] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/01/20 07:33:36] aismallard [146/863] has challenged MadMan [934/1296] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:55:23 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/02/20 04:34:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 9 days, 14:47:21 toward level 66.
[04/02/20 14:44:31] aismallard was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:56:41 from level 66.
[04/03/20 00:44:26] aismallard, fattrat, and HeavyPodda [2937/3029] have team battled Dyntra, tmberg, and kenyon [1079/3102] and won! 4 days, 13:37:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 20:54:15] aismallard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:38:13 towards level 66.
[04/04/20 04:37:44] aismallard reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aismallard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/20 18:53:02] aismallard [238/868] has challenged yano [329/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:14:43 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/05/20 10:00:43] Tiny_Nuggins [360/1000] has come upon aismallard [123/868] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:50 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[04/05/20 23:59:24] Chuck, Misza, and sjefen6 [1828/3016] have team battled aismallard, Lnk, and waifu [2141/2713] and lost! 7 days, 16:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 05:00:47] Bluedog [321/441] has challenged aismallard [489/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:57 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[04/07/20 14:56:27] bobvador, aismallard, lipek, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/20 03:08:49] Andries, aismallard, and Heisenberg [91/2535] have team battled lavamind, parkaman, and csc2ya [1622/1658] and lost! 2 days, 02:11:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 05:09:42] aismallard reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aismallard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/20 10:35:18] aismallard [698/874] has challenged i3d [504/643] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:05:10 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/12/20 13:34:09] borsin, waifu, and fattrat [1308/2670] have team battled aismallard, M144, and inittab [1531/2452] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 17:36:57] Psilocybe [232/751] has challenged aismallard [663/874] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:47:29 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[04/14/20 18:50:38] csc2ya [365/491] has challenged aismallard [351/874] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:59:00 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[04/16/20 18:55:31] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:48:52 towards level 66.
[04/17/20 02:00:22] Yuhno [549/639] has come upon aismallard [355/874] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:08:53 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[04/17/20 02:00:22] Yuhno has dealt aismallard a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:17:22 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/17/20 07:31:14] aismallard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:54:28 towards level 66.
[04/18/20 07:01:40] AncalagonThBlack, ganome, and kenyon [612/2525] have team battled aismallard, waifu, and MiddlewareMonkey [1056/2739] and lost! 1 day, 17:38:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/20 19:00:20] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:54 towards level 66.
[04/18/20 22:14:39] aismallard [75/874] has challenged Varjatticus [238/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:30 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/18/20 23:02:25] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:34:02 towards level 66.
[04/19/20 20:00:07] aismallard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:54 towards level 66.
[04/20/20 07:30:03] nijotz [59/313] has challenged aismallard [840/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to nijotz's clock.
[04/20/20 10:59:12] aismallard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:39:03 from level 66.
[04/21/20 05:33:52] loomysh [329/1141] has come upon aismallard [324/874] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:12:17 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[04/21/20 16:13:33] zbe [452/730] has challenged aismallard [821/874] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/22/20 03:07:18] rxcomm [1237/1287] has come upon aismallard [385/874] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:15:40 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[04/22/20 20:08:40] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:01 towards level 66.
[04/23/20 12:14:22] ganome [274/611] has come upon aismallard [477/874] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:52 is added to ganome's clock.
[04/25/20 06:05:59] unicron [704/888] has challenged aismallard [174/874] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/26/20 10:34:59] loomysh [451/1141] has challenged aismallard [473/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:15 is added to loomysh's clock.
[04/28/20 18:28:23] Notir, algernon, and aismallard [1552/2103] have team battled Ttech, Scornn, and MMaple [1932/2966] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/20 23:49:01] crysys [162/782] has challenged aismallard [563/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:04:01 is added to crysys's clock.
[04/29/20 23:40:48] Zyphyr, JensRex, and djm [404/2863] have team battled bigjay, dax, and aismallard [55/3026] and won! 1 day, 17:06:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/20 01:09:23] aismallard met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:44 from level 66.
[04/30/20 03:44:21] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:39 towards level 66.
[04/30/20 18:00:30] SkyRPG [104/226] has challenged aismallard [600/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to SkyRPG's clock.
[04/30/20 20:06:14] aismallard, astropoint, and L [232/2703] have team battled AbacusAvenger, WallIdl, and brycec [1008/2842] and lost! 0 days, 08:12:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/20 19:39:20] jbroome [353/1019] has come upon aismallard [65/874] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:16:18 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[05/02/20 02:25:24] aismallard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:04 from level 66.
[05/02/20 21:24:44] aismallard got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:08 from level 66.
[05/02/20 22:28:02] aismallard [406/874] has challenged Jaglag [449/450] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/03/20 17:15:33] Bahhumbug [667/973] has challenged aismallard [723/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:19 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[05/03/20 22:16:45] aismallard [538/874] has challenged Kronos [92/369] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:27:43 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/04/20 05:18:20] desikitteh [27/383] has challenged aismallard [176/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:25 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[05/05/20 03:01:26] Psilocybe [335/751] has come upon aismallard [591/874] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:06:56 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/05/20 09:48:31] aismallard [737/874] has come upon ilbelkyr [192/1059] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:38:00 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/05/20 17:44:49] aismallard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:11:46 towards level 67.
[05/06/20 18:20:04] aismallard stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:57:10 towards level 67.
[05/07/20 02:45:43] lakwatsero [93/372] has come upon aismallard [730/874] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:31:53 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[05/07/20 12:13:47] idlerpgww [337/759] has come upon aismallard [588/874] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:48:28 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[05/08/20 07:53:20] Eldoreth [1110/1265] has come upon aismallard [839/874] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:29:42 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/09/20 23:47:39] MadMan, aismallard, and AngryParsley [3265/3329] have team battled crysys, Majak, and Chuck [2194/2433] and won! 5 days, 21:13:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/20 05:59:47] tccki [168/305] has challenged aismallard [119/874] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from tccki's clock.
[05/11/20 04:58:27] aismallard [765/874] has challenged ohnx [422/782] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:39:19 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/11/20 04:58:27] aismallard has dealt ohnx a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:03:18 is added to ohnx's clock.
[05/11/20 18:40:15] damyan, MiddlewareMonkey, and Majak [2460/3138] have team battled elf, TauPan, and aismallard [1545/2656] and won! 3 days, 12:08:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/20 03:57:33] aismallard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:05:22 towards level 67.
[05/12/20 13:38:39] borsin [586/634] has come upon aismallard [744/874] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:39:07 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/13/20 00:20:54] desikitteh [79/547] has challenged aismallard [370/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[05/13/20 14:11:53] cirdan [805/939] has challenged aismallard [686/874] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:52:48 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/13/20 14:34:37] jayvee [560/703] has come upon aismallard [738/874] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:19 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/14/20 00:31:19] aismallard bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:16 towards level 67.
[05/14/20 18:50:37] grooverider [1543/1577] has come upon aismallard [550/874] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:59 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/14/20 19:18:31] aismallard [854/874] has challenged nawcom [466/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:15:55 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/15/20 01:37:00] dwfreed, misha, and csc2ya [1111/2153] have team battled aismallard, Psilocybe, and petrichor [37/2848] and won! 3 days, 07:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 02:20:07] ohnx [410/782] has challenged aismallard [485/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:14:31 is added to ohnx's clock.
[05/15/20 02:52:27] TauPan, Kronos, and Fluttershy [1114/2099] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, aismallard, and gildarts [146/2275] and won! 0 days, 06:23:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 09:22:16] elf, TauPan, and Kangie [1691/1929] have team battled KeboDK, bigtrees, and aismallard [529/1995] and won! 0 days, 00:47:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 16:55:40] aismallard learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:02 towards level 67.
[05/16/20 17:34:23] rustybicycle [404/576] has challenged aismallard [210/874] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from rustybicycle's clock.
[05/20/20 05:14:39] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:49 towards level 67.
[05/20/20 11:27:12] rxcomm [663/1296] has challenged aismallard [574/874] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:27:31 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[05/21/20 23:41:00] Scornn [170/876] has come upon aismallard [556/874] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:41:30 is added to Scornn's clock.
[05/23/20 01:57:51] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:49 towards level 67.
[05/23/20 07:19:10] aismallard [187/931] has challenged m0shbear [824/1220] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:29:28 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/23/20 09:57:20] aismallard, Cataly5m, and Forud [1424/2086] have team battled i3d, CodeB, and M144 [1154/1881] and won! 0 days, 01:38:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/20 12:14:40] theZoMBiE [227/484] has challenged aismallard [235/931] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/24/20 00:39:58] Cataly5m [266/307] has come upon aismallard [920/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:34 is added to Cataly5m's clock.
[05/25/20 03:41:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 43 days, 03:42:23 toward level 68.
[05/26/20 04:56:50] brendan [383/1346] has come upon aismallard [847/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:54:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/27/20 08:32:02] AncalagonThBlack [459/850] has come upon aismallard [666/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:22 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/28/20 03:53:55] aismallard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:33:03 from level 68.
[05/28/20 07:58:03] Nofew, aismallard, and Milquetoast [882/2916] have team battled Xenthys, Yuhno, and elf [2348/2711] and lost! 4 days, 01:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/20 19:35:15] MetaNova [1/999] has challenged aismallard [308/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:54:59 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[05/29/20 10:32:01] tms, aismallard, and holloway [509/2391] have team battled SCSi, petrichor, and MadMan [1463/3592] and lost! 4 days, 07:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 07:46:16] Milquetoast, MrGlass, and aismallard [1251/2962] have team battled Athos, anarcat, and elbie [1269/2004] and lost! 4 days, 22:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 10:16:03] aismallard reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aismallard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/20 00:23:13] aismallard [65/937] has come upon Nechayev [663/905] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:23:00 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/02/20 05:02:16] aismallard misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:06:20 from level 68.
[06/02/20 14:46:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 19 days, 09:30:10 toward level 68.
[06/02/20 18:49:12] RBecker [221/914] has challenged aismallard [730/937] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:28:22 is added to RBecker's clock.
[06/04/20 07:12:35] elf [382/1315] has come upon aismallard [734/937] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:06:49 is added to elf's clock.
[06/04/20 07:46:58] maligned, aismallard, blabber, and CodeB have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/20 20:24:40] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:26 towards level 68.
[06/05/20 05:15:24] blizgerg [564/1368] has challenged aismallard [211/937] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:01:34 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[06/05/20 07:52:26] dindinx, aismallard, and simple [1380/2680] have team battled MetaNova, Tor, and Notir [408/2919] and won! 0 days, 03:16:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/20 13:45:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 08:23:19 toward level 68.
[06/09/20 05:48:58] aismallard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:39 towards level 68.
[06/09/20 11:39:15] canton7 [768/1257] has come upon aismallard [227/937] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:47 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/10/20 03:18:00] aismallard was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:42 from level 68.
[06/10/20 08:08:15] Majak [683/885] has challenged aismallard [423/937] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:30 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/10/20 08:08:15] In the fierce battle, aismallard dropped their level 74 shield! Majak picks it up, tossing their old level 52 shield to aismallard.
[06/10/20 21:11:31] aismallard [573/915] has challenged Notir [332/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:43 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/10/20 21:11:31] aismallard has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:52:49 is added to Notir's clock.
[06/10/20 23:11:56] aismallard [654/915] has come upon waifu [204/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:51 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/11/20 00:35:00] Notir [229/525] has come upon aismallard [417/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:11:39 is added to Notir's clock.
[06/11/20 14:58:58] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:25 towards level 68.
[06/12/20 19:22:54] neurospex [916/1267] has challenged aismallard [67/915] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:23:48 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[06/13/20 01:32:38] tmberg, Pici, and unicron [558/3735] have team battled Iceman, aismallard, and idlerpgww [2507/2684] and lost! 3 days, 22:53:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/20 20:53:00] aismallard [320/956] has challenged elf [619/1332] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:15:31 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/14/20 02:03:51] Chuck, loomysh, and Nofew [255/2848] have team battled SCSi, aismallard, and Frogging101 [2486/2929] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/20 04:27:20] aismallard was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:12:19 from level 69.
[06/16/20 10:38:42] aismallard, PiotrekD, and PlasmaStar [1717/2649] have team battled mwhahaha, dwfreed, and Yuhno [1578/2529] and won! 2 days, 20:24:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/20 13:07:20] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:09:38 towards level 69.
[06/17/20 07:30:41] Khorne [937/1004] has come upon aismallard [588/956] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:42:30 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/17/20 11:22:47] aismallard was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:01:43 from level 69.
[06/17/20 21:33:53] KH405 [439/571] has come upon aismallard [400/956] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:41:10 is removed from KH405's clock.
[06/17/20 22:29:18] grooverider, StalkR, and tris [1405/2467] have team battled aismallard, idlerpgww, and Pici [661/2966] and won! 1 day, 03:41:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 23:47:10] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:24:08 towards level 69.
[06/19/20 12:18:45] HeavyPodda, aismallard, and Birdbones [256/3257] have team battled Scornn, mwhahaha, and Asara [2160/2700] and lost! 2 days, 09:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 00:05:51] bobvador [185/675] has challenged aismallard [564/963] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:34:45 is added to bobvador's clock.
[06/20/20 20:16:07] aismallard set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:32:05 from level 69.
[06/21/20 14:15:00] Yuhno [431/720] has challenged aismallard [430/963] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:03 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[06/22/20 02:49:17] lakwatsero [190/375] has come upon aismallard [156/963] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 19:47:25 is removed from lakwatsero's clock.
[06/24/20 01:16:45] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:51:42 towards level 69.
[06/26/20 06:06:39] Scornn, petrichor, and Ironhoof [469/3350] have team battled aismallard, irix, and canton7 [2374/3179] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/20 10:36:45] aismallard was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:42:12 from level 69.
[06/26/20 21:17:15] aismallard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:21:16 from level 69.
[06/27/20 05:19:37] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:23:31 towards level 69.
[06/27/20 08:48:58] aismallard [172/963] has challenged bigtrees [200/397] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:06:10 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/28/20 03:53:34] aismallard [404/963] has challenged Heisenberg [911/1119] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:42:35 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/28/20 13:45:23] HellSpawn, bigtrees, and m0shbear [658/1958] have team battled darkmage, aismallard, and bigjay [1986/3931] and lost! 2 days, 02:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/20 09:17:25] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:52:57 towards level 69.
[06/29/20 11:29:50] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:57:52 towards level 69.
[06/29/20 14:01:47] lavamind [24/798] has challenged aismallard [938/963] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:16:43 is added to lavamind's clock.
[06/29/20 19:24:26] MetaNova [175/1015] has come upon aismallard [393/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:36:26 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/30/20 07:48:19] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:02:28 towards level 69.
[07/01/20 15:14:11] aismallard [39/963] has challenged tms [466/474] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:40:41 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/02/20 04:13:23] aismallard [115/963] has come upon damyan [115/1241] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:53:53 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/02/20 06:57:23] aismallard bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:06:59 towards level 69.
[07/02/20 07:31:46] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:51:16 towards level 69.
[07/02/20 08:39:23] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:35:42 towards level 69.
[07/02/20 11:32:25] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:29 towards level 69.
[07/03/20 23:16:09] aismallard [457/963] has challenged bigjay [930/1615] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:19:51 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/05/20 23:26:47] aismallard [776/963] has challenged phraktyl [335/684] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:27:35 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/06/20 18:27:58] gildarts, IdleMaster, and aismallard [328/2249] have team battled yano, shymega, and cirdan [1987/2265] and lost! 1 day, 02:17:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/20 07:02:55] aismallard ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:03:26 from level 69.
[07/07/20 15:50:26] aismallard, Andries, sigmg, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/20 07:10:54] blizgerg, Tenorman, and aismallard [2911/3571] have team battled grooverider, cocco, and JensRex [373/3186] and won! 4 days, 19:00:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/20 18:42:46] Xenthys, Yuhno, and apiw [2055/2332] have team battled aismallard, blizgerg, and SCSi [3162/3341] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 02:39:50] crysys, elf, and aismallard [16/3053] have team battled csc2ya, jnerulax, and GunMan [1150/1677] and lost! 3 days, 16:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 20:15:30] Asara, unicron, and Beefcan [537/2446] have team battled astropoint, aismallard, and Scornn [2482/2880] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/20 12:43:33] aismallard, bisco, HeavyPodda, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/20 01:05:31] aismallard sharpened the edge of their weapon! aismallard's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/20 08:05:47] aismallard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:12:44 from level 69.
[07/12/20 19:53:01] aismallard lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:14 from level 69.
[07/13/20 02:13:24] aismallard [396/981] has come upon brycec [305/944] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:12:40 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/13/20 10:06:29] GeneralZod [318/539] has challenged aismallard [782/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[07/14/20 09:31:51] xnaas [181/237] has challenged aismallard [495/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to xnaas's clock.
[07/15/20 07:45:24] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:15 towards level 69.
[07/15/20 20:36:37] Chuck [83/776] has come upon aismallard [269/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:45:20 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/16/20 12:29:26] aismallard, sigmg, and HellSpawn [507/2392] have team battled adamus1red, Tor, and cocco [593/2261] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/20 03:58:49] borsin [31/729] has come upon aismallard [590/981] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:39:39 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/18/20 17:41:44] KeboDK, aismallard, and PlasmaStar [1719/2441] have team battled mordac, sjums_the_great, and inittab [2957/3012] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/20 21:17:12] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:13 towards level 69.
[07/20/20 06:14:45] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:50 towards level 69.
[07/20/20 13:00:02] aismallard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:45 from level 69.
[07/20/20 21:48:57] aismallard [542/981] has challenged Vic [279/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:43 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/20/20 21:48:57] aismallard has dealt Vic a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:27:00 is added to Vic's clock.
[07/21/20 03:29:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed aismallard with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:42:33 from level 69.
[07/22/20 15:23:04] aismallard [128/983] has challenged Elgo [478/927] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/23/20 00:47:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 41 days, 11:01:25 toward level 70.
[07/23/20 01:24:14] aismallard [758/983] has come upon irix [70/984] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:25:38 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/23/20 23:10:28] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:06 towards level 70.
[07/24/20 12:07:18] aismallard [404/983] has come upon MrGlass [467/952] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:53:22 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/25/20 00:57:47] aismallard was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:43:03 from level 70.
[07/25/20 13:16:39] efertone [332/496] has challenged aismallard [655/983] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:40:39 is added to efertone's clock.
[07/26/20 14:00:36] aismallard [313/983] has come upon delet [270/543] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:29:51 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[07/26/20 14:00:36] aismallard has dealt delet a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:38:18 is added to delet's clock.
[07/26/20 20:24:09] Chuck [20/770] has challenged aismallard [688/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:48 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/27/20 08:13:08] aismallard tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:14 towards level 70.
[07/27/20 15:14:19] Heisenberg [314/1108] has come upon aismallard [914/983] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:37:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/27/20 17:29:13] aismallard [195/983] has challenged misha [378/764] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:15:05 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/27/20 19:11:47] dindinx [462/765] has come upon aismallard [157/983] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 11:36:43 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[07/28/20 08:21:48] crysys [69/730] has come upon aismallard [576/983] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:14:00 is added to crysys's clock.
[07/29/20 04:30:08] blizgerg [837/1232] has come upon aismallard [738/983] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:00:15 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/30/20 00:33:38] Bluedog, aismallard, and Fluttershy [1679/2697] have team battled KeboDK, Beavis, and Xenthys [1277/2691] and won! 2 days, 16:09:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/20 08:54:05] Beavis, aismallard, and astropoint [1174/3182] have team battled m0shbear, FSM, and bobvador [1789/2652] and lost! 2 days, 01:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/20 10:35:52] ganome, AngryParsley, and aismallard [874/2829] have team battled IdleMaster, crysys, and jnerulax [366/2355] and won! 2 days, 11:15:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/20 11:45:26] aismallard [380/983] has challenged mordac [880/1326] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:22:51 is added to aismallard's clock.
[07/31/20 08:41:00] delet [39/543] has come upon aismallard [153/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:15 is added to delet's clock.
[07/31/20 20:24:29] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:27 towards level 70.
[08/02/20 00:22:43] GeneralZod [360/567] has challenged aismallard [333/983] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from GeneralZod's clock.
[08/02/20 01:58:31] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:22 towards level 70.
[08/04/20 01:18:36] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:17 towards level 70.
[08/04/20 04:13:03] aismallard [525/983] has challenged irix [502/984] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:28:50 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/04/20 04:13:03] aismallard has dealt irix a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:24:28 is added to irix's clock.
[08/04/20 19:16:38] aismallard [488/983] has challenged jstg [80/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:11:41 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/04/20 23:57:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 1 day, 11:40:19 toward level 70.
[08/05/20 19:10:02] aismallard [849/983] has challenged Heisenberg [506/1101] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:08:33 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/07/20 10:55:38] Globalirc [263/845] has come upon aismallard [486/983] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:12:56 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/07/20 16:00:37] Desspugne, aismallard, and L [1885/2738] have team battled Pontuzz, maligned, and Beefcan [1298/1903] and won! 0 days, 20:12:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 05:03:50] Tiny_Nuggins, CornFly, and aismallard [1392/3122] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Antium, and cirdan [2829/2919] and lost! 1 day, 13:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/20 12:22:49] GeneralZod [324/606] has come upon aismallard [723/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:10:32 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[08/09/20 15:02:48] blackroot [1/239] has challenged aismallard [120/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to blackroot's clock.
[08/10/20 13:50:59] aismallard [684/983] has challenged Nistur [751/842] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:07:36 is added to aismallard's clock.
[08/11/20 16:23:48] mwhahaha, KindOne, and Misza [2078/2713] have team battled Sharky4, kenyon, and aismallard [2605/3664] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/20 02:24:01] aismallard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:06:01 from level 71.
[08/14/20 19:21:54] aismallard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:50:07 towards level 71.
[08/15/20 01:51:45] aismallard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:52:50 towards level 71.
[08/15/20 02:18:59] aismallard [634/983] has challenged sjums_the_great [634/992] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:53:40 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/15/20 17:54:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 10 days, 23:59:51 toward level 71.
[08/17/20 05:30:45] aismallard [643/983] has challenged KH405 [284/565] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:03:27 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/17/20 13:45:34] jayvee [68/735] has challenged aismallard [838/983] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/18/20 00:47:05] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:33 towards level 71.
[08/18/20 03:35:02] misha, sc_, and parkaman [1515/2389] have team battled aismallard, mordac, and Andries [960/2985] and won! 1 day, 05:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 12:43:43] aismallard [860/983] has challenged rustybicycle [858/1073] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:05 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/19/20 22:46:18] beefnog [45/152] has challenged aismallard [902/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to beefnog's clock.
[08/20/20 03:47:20] aismallard [884/983] has challenged tmberg [523/1527] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:57:36 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/20/20 18:54:59] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:55 towards level 71.
[08/21/20 06:34:57] pants, jnerulax, and kenyon [1738/3610] have team battled misha, tms, and aismallard [1877/2668] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/20 18:57:12] HeavyPodda [721/992] has challenged aismallard [193/983] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:24:59 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/21/20 23:23:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 2 days, 08:23:16 toward level 71.
[08/22/20 01:21:25] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:43 towards level 71.
[08/22/20 14:01:58] suterismus [1232/1456] has come upon aismallard [794/983] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:50:55 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/22/20 19:07:12] aismallard [583/990] has challenged jstg [216/1006] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/23/20 23:24:15] womblecat [208/733] has come upon aismallard [761/990] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:39 is added to womblecat's clock.
[08/24/20 07:21:35] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:16:00 towards level 72.
[08/25/20 23:41:07] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:12 towards level 72.
[08/27/20 05:27:48] Scornn [269/874] has challenged aismallard [655/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:31 is added to Scornn's clock.
[08/30/20 09:45:26] aismallard [962/990] has challenged JeDa [31/467] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:22:43 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/31/20 07:31:06] Reilly [142/554] has come upon aismallard [296/990] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:48:36 is added to Reilly's clock.
[08/31/20 14:43:37] loomysh [745/1148] has come upon aismallard [646/990] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:19:56 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[08/31/20 20:08:29] Psilocybe [572/755] has come upon aismallard [124/990] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:16:10 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[09/01/20 09:32:57] aismallard got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:03:08 from level 72.
[09/01/20 14:44:50] max, feek, and ohnx [514/2010] have team battled aismallard, MetaNova, and sairis [2757/2809] and lost! 0 days, 16:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/20 11:37:46] grooverider, Mateusz, and dax [935/3707] have team battled Scornn, aismallard, and buksi [1423/2756] and lost! 1 day, 12:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/20 14:26:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 14 days, 12:10:45 toward level 72.
[09/03/20 07:12:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 2 days, 18:17:31 toward level 72.
[09/03/20 11:34:58] holloway, theZoMBiE, and aismallard [2264/2426] have team battled m0shbear, loomysh, and xayto [3184/3195] and lost! 2 days, 04:09:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/20 20:00:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 4 days, 13:24:13 toward level 72.
[09/04/20 22:10:49] KyloRen, Reilly, and Altair [700/1417] have team battled suterismus, djm, and aismallard [1739/3346] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 11:23:18] aismallard [976/990] has challenged anderson [383/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:00:58 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/06/20 14:52:27] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:24 towards level 72.
[09/08/20 23:13:59] simple [645/1072] has come upon aismallard [371/990] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 04:27:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/20 02:46:28] maligned [694/872] has challenged aismallard [245/990] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:37:16 is removed from maligned's clock.
[09/09/20 03:49:54] aismallard [398/990] has come upon irix [518/984] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:27 is added to aismallard's clock.
[09/10/20 08:10:32] aismallard, gdm, allo, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/20 18:10:07] petrichor [89/1229] has come upon aismallard [647/990] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:57:42 is added to petrichor's clock.
[09/10/20 18:57:06] maligned [215/891] has challenged aismallard [652/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:17 is added to maligned's clock.
[09/10/20 22:23:17] aismallard [327/990] has challenged Beavis [848/1178] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:07:39 is added to aismallard's clock.
[09/11/20 12:01:34] JensRex [588/1294] has challenged aismallard [107/990] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:52:36 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/12/20 15:04:31] aismallard got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:14:33 from level 73.
[09/12/20 19:11:21] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:21:55 towards level 73.
[09/13/20 20:18:51] Majak [510/897] has come upon aismallard [303/990] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:59:43 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/14/20 00:17:30] loomysh [493/1156] has challenged aismallard [205/990] in combat and won! 20 days, 18:16:35 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[09/14/20 00:17:30] In the fierce battle, aismallard dropped their level 72 helm! loomysh picks it up, tossing their old level 59 helm to aismallard.
[09/14/20 09:49:40] anderson [37/395] has challenged aismallard [602/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to anderson's clock.
[09/14/20 16:04:44] aismallard [583/977] has come upon blackroot [233/339] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:43:52 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/14/20 22:25:20] aismallard [256/977] has challenged jayvee [319/746] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:10:49 is added to aismallard's clock.
[09/15/20 06:31:40] Zod [1/4] has challenged aismallard [56/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to Zod's clock.
[09/16/20 17:36:27] aismallard [932/977] has challenged CodeB [332/476] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:24:36 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[09/18/20 10:47:23] sunri5e [659/1153] has challenged aismallard [832/977] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:41:54 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[09/20/20 22:53:52] WallIdl, aismallard, kenyon, and HeavyPodda have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/20 04:45:21] holloway, AncalagonThBlack, and efertone [750/2470] have team battled aismallard, doalim, and JensRex [199/2658] and won! 5 days, 08:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/20 10:09:35] Eldoreth [28/1359] has come upon aismallard [881/977] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:33:30 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/22/20 10:12:24] kenyon [493/1508] has challenged aismallard [829/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:22:21 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/22/20 23:49:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 22 days, 13:10:41 toward level 73.
[09/23/20 20:28:10] aismallard [188/977] has come upon pfoley [749/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:26:05 is added to aismallard's clock.
[09/24/20 06:29:38] Chuck [358/749] has come upon aismallard [39/977] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:07 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/24/20 16:32:17] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:06 towards level 73.
[09/24/20 23:33:38] skarlso [238/792] has challenged aismallard [209/977] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[09/25/20 21:02:02] jayvee, Ironhoof, and Psilocybe [28/2861] have team battled WallIdl, Pontuzz, and aismallard [1723/2189] and lost! 4 days, 09:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/20 13:38:10] Birdbones [878/1323] has challenged aismallard [899/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:47:11 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[09/26/20 19:39:42] HellSpawn [712/778] has challenged aismallard [959/977] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:52:04 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/27/20 17:15:19] aismallard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:06 towards level 73.
[09/29/20 12:29:10] aismallard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:58 towards level 73.
[09/30/20 06:02:18] aismallard [442/977] has challenged tris [584/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:41 is added to aismallard's clock.
[09/30/20 21:48:45] xnaas, ohnx, and Yuhno [1115/2033] have team battled aismallard, soltys, and brycec [2893/2910] and lost! 1 day, 08:06:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/20 15:40:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 07:24:44 toward level 73.
[10/02/20 01:12:24] Yuhno [149/731] has challenged aismallard [62/977] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:29:43 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[10/02/20 02:12:38] JeDa [303/493] has challenged aismallard [759/977] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:07:04 is added to JeDa's clock.
[10/03/20 12:15:31] Roxana [415/1500] has challenged aismallard [435/977] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:41:22 is added to Roxana's clock.
[10/05/20 11:14:04] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:29 towards level 73.
[10/05/20 19:25:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed aismallard with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:20:18 from level 73.
[10/06/20 06:08:52] aismallard [140/977] has challenged allo [180/786] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:03:18 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/09/20 18:49:35] aismallard [520/977] has come upon Pontuzz [56/498] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:16:36 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/10/20 01:09:13] aismallard lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:43:31 from level 74.
[10/14/20 16:18:46] Antium [370/953] has challenged aismallard [893/977] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:21:39 is added to Antium's clock.
[10/16/20 01:23:39] Chuck [653/751] has come upon aismallard [178/977] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:05:37 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[10/17/20 08:17:07] dindinx, aismallard, and GilbertErik [1115/2517] have team battled StalkR, bigjay, and lipek [2818/3255] and lost! 4 days, 23:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/20 11:35:32] aismallard, Zyphyr, and Ttech [860/3743] have team battled fattrat, Lnk, and max [738/3131] and won! 0 days, 21:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 15:13:14] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:12:40 towards level 74.
[10/17/20 16:20:23] bigjay [450/1382] has come upon aismallard [810/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:35 is added to bigjay's clock.
[10/18/20 14:40:53] aismallard [631/977] has come upon AbacusAvenger [623/916] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:59:48 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/18/20 16:15:25] efertone [474/514] has come upon aismallard [410/977] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:02:03 is removed from efertone's clock.
[10/18/20 16:43:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 2 days, 06:15:07 toward level 74.
[10/18/20 16:56:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 21 days, 21:35:41 toward level 74.
[10/19/20 20:07:57] sunri5e [907/1170] has come upon aismallard [702/977] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:00:45 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[10/20/20 12:12:55] aismallard, Lnk, and JensRex [2707/3386] have team battled simple, golgy, and Jaglag [1020/2549] and won! 1 day, 04:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 04:45:31] djm [745/848] has challenged aismallard [688/977] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:59:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/21/20 09:00:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed aismallard with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 06:52:03 from level 74.
[10/24/20 20:22:34] maligned, aismallard, SlowRiot, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/20 05:24:53] Nechayev, Forud, and dwfreed [304/2725] have team battled xayto, i3d, and aismallard [1669/2473] and lost! 4 days, 15:19:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/20 05:50:31] aismallard [548/977] has come upon sjefen6 [894/904] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:42:15 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/26/20 17:38:06] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:04:24 towards level 74.
[10/26/20 23:47:34] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:10 towards level 74.
[10/27/20 07:45:22] grooverider, anarcat, and KeboDK [327/3560] have team battled sunri5e, aismallard, and Ttech [1630/4197] and lost! 5 days, 23:28:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/20 09:14:02] aismallard [178/977] has come upon feek [178/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:21:22 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/27/20 21:57:41] max, phraktyl, and aismallard [1350/2386] have team battled dwfreed, Chuck, and buyoq [1001/2172] and won! 2 days, 12:50:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/20 03:21:18] djm, sheu, and crysys [1129/2203] have team battled aismallard, CodeB, and anarcat [1528/2387] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/20 00:55:51] aismallard [177/977] has challenged Blukunfando [184/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:49 is added to aismallard's clock.
[10/29/20 01:31:22] Majak [77/1064] has come upon aismallard [163/977] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:57:01 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/29/20 02:15:19] shymega, JeDa, and elbie [1780/2218] have team battled TauPan, ohnx, and aismallard [220/2308] and won! 1 day, 11:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/20 11:20:44] k-rad [167/198] has challenged aismallard [709/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to k-rad's clock.
[11/01/20 04:11:19] RBecker [189/949] has come upon aismallard [816/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:00 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/02/20 02:14:36] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:23 towards level 74.
[11/04/20 14:31:38] aismallard [346/977] has challenged yano [51/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:02:09 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/04/20 14:31:38] aismallard has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 10 days, 20:42:32 is added to yano's clock.
[11/04/20 19:07:28] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:11 towards level 74.
[11/05/20 19:15:08] xnaas, yano, and Nechayev [580/2134] have team battled aismallard, pyre, and AncalagonThBlack [449/2277] and won! 2 days, 00:42:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/20 04:19:03] C++ [166/302] has challenged aismallard [532/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to C++'s clock.
[11/06/20 05:30:07] aismallard [361/977] has challenged Tratos [1173/1243] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to aismallard's clock.
[11/06/20 11:09:43] aismallard got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:54:31 from level 75.
[11/06/20 14:39:02] Meistro [2/273] has challenged aismallard [495/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Meistro's clock.
[11/07/20 17:26:18] dwfreed [466/882] has come upon aismallard [472/977] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:52:31 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/08/20 09:20:23] UnknownHero, LukeLR, and crysys [673/1975] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Gatewayy, and aismallard [91/2933] and won! 0 days, 02:28:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 17:53:57] Nofew [398/1064] has challenged aismallard [234/977] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:57:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/09/20 03:32:18] CornFly [399/1178] has come upon aismallard [599/977] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:48:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/09/20 21:43:35] aismallard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:54:13 from level 75.
[11/10/20 06:02:04] sjefen6 [416/937] has challenged aismallard [304/977] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:48:53 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/10/20 18:46:41] aismallard was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:32:02 from level 75.
[11/11/20 01:06:25] Frogging101 [583/754] has challenged aismallard [235/977] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:28:35 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[11/13/20 04:52:28] Crazycatlady [298/860] has come upon aismallard [34/977] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 18:18:22 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/13/20 21:22:14] anarcat [683/931] has challenged aismallard [215/977] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:37:40 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/14/20 12:25:40] aismallard [482/977] has challenged Notir [525/530] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:29:58 is added to aismallard's clock.
[11/14/20 16:26:37] aismallard [575/977] has challenged Fluttershy [32/1267] in combat and won! 24 days, 07:56:10 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/14/20 21:10:18] nawcom [368/648] has come upon aismallard [872/977] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:32:57 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/15/20 21:07:43] sjums_the_great [939/980] has challenged aismallard [40/980] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:44:45 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/17/20 16:34:42] phraktyl, Zaratustra, and himuraken [928/2825] have team battled aismallard, sukil, and theZoMBiE [1780/2008] and lost! 6 days, 05:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/20 18:57:15] pztrn, Bluedog, and TimWolla [1327/1956] have team battled grooverider, max, and aismallard [1208/3305] and won! 0 days, 15:20:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 23:50:50] Elgo [875/972] has challenged aismallard [324/980] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:40:16 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[11/19/20 13:51:52] crysys, Asara, and lavamind [323/2454] have team battled freeboson, aismallard, and Forud [870/2570] and lost! 4 days, 22:56:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/20 01:55:54] aismallard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:27:54 from level 75.
[11/20/20 03:17:10] Reilly [185/557] has challenged aismallard [146/988] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[11/20/20 10:35:58] SCSi [3/1062] has come upon aismallard [917/988] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:28:30 is added to SCSi's clock.
[11/21/20 18:39:04] aismallard was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:19:41 from level 75.
[11/21/20 20:15:09] aismallard [935/988] has challenged JeDa [126/506] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:50:28 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/22/20 16:20:43] djm [171/843] has come upon aismallard [39/988] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:24:12 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/24/20 13:37:42] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:05:56 towards level 75.
[11/24/20 21:47:32] aismallard [207/988] has come upon JuanMaestro [214/1016] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:43:33 is added to aismallard's clock.
[11/25/20 06:56:06] i3d [599/695] has challenged aismallard [288/988] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from i3d's clock.
[11/25/20 18:36:40] Agent86 [238/1016] has challenged aismallard [18/988] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:30:46 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/26/20 21:30:31] aismallard [560/988] has come upon GunMan [464/752] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:57:41 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/27/20 12:29:55] HellSpawn [309/795] has come upon aismallard [249/988] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:25:57 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/27/20 12:29:55] HellSpawn has dealt aismallard a Critical Strike! 9 days, 13:09:17 is added to aismallard's clock.
[11/29/20 12:17:20] aismallard [390/988] has come upon h00k [144/761] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:50:44 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/30/20 23:33:42] JeDa, suterismus, and RedW [1162/3111] have team battled Xenthys, aismallard, and Agent86 [1448/2782] and lost! 2 days, 10:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/20 00:43:33] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:02:30 towards level 75.
[12/03/20 00:27:40] aismallard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:45 towards level 75.
[12/03/20 00:55:06] xayto, lipek, and Chuck [332/2913] have team battled Globalirc, aismallard, and bobvador [597/2697] and lost! 2 days, 09:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 03:31:22] aismallard was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:28:31 towards level 75.
[12/04/20 09:46:19] TheSilentLink [224/228] has challenged aismallard [832/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/04/20 15:34:53] aismallard got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:48:17 from level 75.
[12/04/20 21:16:13] aismallard, canton7, and idlerpgww [2188/3008] have team battled xnaas, theZoMBiE, and dxtr [662/1957] and won! 5 days, 23:35:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 12:35:24] TheSilentLink [11/253] has come upon aismallard [205/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:50 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/06/20 04:19:08] AncalagonThBlack [458/1032] has come upon aismallard [205/988] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:31:03 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[12/08/20 07:33:28] Kurenai [184/315] has come upon aismallard [243/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:12 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/08/20 08:44:55] PiotrekD [684/1030] has challenged aismallard [833/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:42:10 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[12/08/20 18:47:12] aismallard [316/988] has challenged buzzz [129/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:12:38 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/08/20 18:51:10] Khorne [835/851] has come upon aismallard [584/988] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:36:24 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[12/09/20 07:50:04] Chuck [354/726] has challenged aismallard [39/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:22:28 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/09/20 15:58:58] aismallard had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:12 towards level 75.
[12/09/20 19:10:29] GunMan [415/752] has come upon aismallard [602/988] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:37:03 is added to GunMan's clock.
[12/10/20 12:11:57] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:41 towards level 75.
[12/10/20 14:59:34] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:45 towards level 75.
[12/10/20 18:42:32] aismallard [737/988] has come upon maligned [196/944] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:43:55 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/14/20 09:19:47] anderson [341/475] has come upon aismallard [726/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:46 is added to anderson's clock.
[12/15/20 01:29:31] MELOONi [17/141] has challenged aismallard [110/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[12/15/20 08:22:39] Chuck [556/729] has challenged aismallard [272/988] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:32:16 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/15/20 12:40:11] aismallard slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! aismallard's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/20 09:48:54] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:17 towards level 75.
[12/16/20 15:41:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 0 days, 17:07:56 toward level 75.
[12/17/20 00:36:41] tris [438/813] has come upon aismallard [671/978] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:15:37 is added to tris's clock.
[12/18/20 03:38:01] aismallard [533/978] has challenged Tenorman [181/1278] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:13:05 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/18/20 16:02:51] Crazycatlady [516/860] has come upon aismallard [492/978] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 19:05:43 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/18/20 16:31:18] bigjay [612/1419] has come upon aismallard [779/978] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:13:39 is added to bigjay's clock.
[12/19/20 17:30:28] MrGlass, vegadark, and WallIdl [515/2527] have team battled mordac, aismallard, and jose [769/2701] and lost! 7 days, 00:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/20 20:01:33] aismallard [950/978] has come upon AbacusAvenger [910/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:59 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/19/20 21:21:28] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:08 towards level 75.
[12/19/20 22:47:41] aismallard [328/978] has challenged Zyphyr [507/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:34 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/20/20 13:39:32] aismallard saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:31 from level 75.
[12/20/20 16:28:41] aismallard [727/978] has challenged TheSilentLink [353/364] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:12 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[12/21/20 03:00:20] lipek [419/1357] has challenged aismallard [971/978] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:14:12 is added to lipek's clock.
[12/21/20 19:22:03] aismallard [134/978] has come upon djm [505/849] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:23:13 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/22/20 03:25:52] aismallard, Reilly, and tmberg [733/3105] have team battled Nechayev, Misza, and Varjatticus [419/2748] and won! 2 days, 21:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 07:43:12] HeavyPodda [355/1071] has come upon aismallard [170/978] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:14:37 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/22/20 14:18:38] Bluedog, Yuhno, and simple [787/2432] have team battled adamus1red, aismallard, and CheeseSodaPunch [368/2035] and won! 0 days, 21:39:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 14:27:12] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:40:13 towards level 76.
[12/23/20 00:10:54] Ignotum [0/326] has come upon aismallard [18/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:57 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[12/23/20 02:16:43] HellSpawn [609/795] has come upon aismallard [848/978] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:10:48 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/23/20 07:13:53] dartainus [758/776] has come upon aismallard [586/978] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:31 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[12/24/20 07:46:22] PlasmaStar [648/684] has come upon aismallard [355/978] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:16:00 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[12/25/20 02:14:45] aismallard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:10:44 towards level 76.
[12/25/20 02:55:10] dartainus [321/776] has challenged aismallard [486/978] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to dartainus's clock.
[12/25/20 18:10:11] AbrahamLinksys [101/965] has challenged aismallard [858/978] in combat and lost! 11 days, 20:08:45 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/25/20 18:46:37] Crazycatlady [487/860] has come upon aismallard [876/978] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:49:16 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/25/20 20:15:34] aismallard [66/978] has come upon canton7 [364/1244] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:21:05 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/26/20 15:01:24] aismallard, GilbertErik, and sheu [2551/2668] have team battled TheSilentLink, Crazycatlady, and CheeseSodaPunch [1120/1590] and won! 0 days, 20:17:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/20 22:56:46] acolarh, max, and aismallard [656/2433] have team battled buzzz, x12x63, and JuanMaestro [1652/1906] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/20 04:19:18] MrGlass [429/915] has come upon aismallard [820/978] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:08:25 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/29/20 06:55:23] idlerpgww [497/778] has come upon aismallard [709/978] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:41:19 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[12/30/20 00:43:13] Scornn, Asara, and Andries [1698/2549] have team battled FSM, WallIdl, and aismallard [1372/2465] and won! 0 days, 11:10:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 06:43:07] aismallard bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:08:24 from level 76.
[12/31/20 13:30:27] aismallard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:15:06 towards level 76.
[01/01/21 15:27:48] Yupa [114/152] has challenged aismallard [423/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to Yupa's clock.
[01/02/21 19:34:07] bisco [475/1360] has come upon aismallard [791/978] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:53:35 is added to bisco's clock.
[01/04/21 04:09:41] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:50 towards level 76.
[01/04/21 18:01:49] Crazycatlady [667/854] has come upon aismallard [544/978] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:47 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/05/21 07:15:36] aismallard was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:41:25 from level 76.
[01/05/21 10:09:35] aismallard [223/978] has challenged inittab [718/1171] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:44:24 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/05/21 11:59:18] Misza, Tor, and Forud [1531/3446] have team battled C++, SSLbits, and aismallard [532/1955] and won! 2 days, 01:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 05:08:51] aismallard, phraktyl, and SlowRiot [1190/2499] have team battled MetaNova, Chuck, and Reilly [433/2261] and won! 2 days, 17:26:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 13:38:02] himuraken [47/991] has come upon aismallard [684/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:42:24 is added to himuraken's clock.
[01/06/21 14:47:16] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:02 towards level 76.
[01/07/21 05:58:34] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:49:32 towards level 76.
[01/07/21 13:01:02] lipek, elbie, and dclaw123 [1171/3337] have team battled aismallard, zankore, and Nechayev [2738/2952] and lost! 2 days, 03:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/21 04:50:09] Heisenberg [315/798] has come upon aismallard [851/978] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/08/21 13:07:08] aismallard [975/978] has come upon buyoq [464/550] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:32:12 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/09/21 23:35:10] Reilly [15/570] has challenged aismallard [129/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:39:21 is added to Reilly's clock.
[01/10/21 05:21:05] aismallard had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:56 towards level 76.
[01/10/21 09:36:47] aismallard burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aismallard's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/21 18:37:24] MadMan, aismallard, Nechayev, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/21 21:07:54] Bluedog [238/528] has come upon aismallard [947/967] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:55 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[01/12/21 23:15:56] sheu, aismallard, and Scar3cr0w [1947/2331] have team battled JuanMaestro, petrichor, and Xenthys [2624/3103] and lost! 3 days, 12:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/21 05:20:43] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:08 towards level 76.
[01/13/21 08:23:36] CornFly [504/1178] has come upon aismallard [725/967] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:01:20 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/14/21 10:41:43] Majak, bigtrees, and Kurenai [683/1934] have team battled aismallard, Lemelisk, and Psilocybe [2488/3057] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 04:26:00] Birdbones [1332/1334] has challenged aismallard [679/967] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/15/21 04:26:00] Birdbones has dealt aismallard a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:04:13 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/15/21 07:12:49] aismallard had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:23 towards level 76.
[01/15/21 12:08:22] RBecker [40/899] has come upon aismallard [954/967] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:38:22 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/16/21 07:11:24] aismallard [403/967] has challenged MELOONi [308/708] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:30:35 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/17/21 16:30:52] aismallard was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:18:12 from level 76.
[01/18/21 04:16:45] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:26 towards level 76.
[01/18/21 09:20:29] inittab [939/1171] has come upon aismallard [674/967] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:54:31 is removed from inittab's clock.
[01/19/21 01:15:23] CodeB, golgy, and JensRex [733/2830] have team battled Roxana, MELOONi, and aismallard [1038/3260] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 09:29:20] SSLbits [113/536] has challenged aismallard [619/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:37 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/19/21 15:37:37] Crazycatlady, shymega, and aismallard [1578/2793] have team battled maligned, jnerulax, and astropoint [1197/2888] and won! 2 days, 06:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/21 22:39:01] xnaas [178/590] has come upon aismallard [236/967] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:25:57 is added to xnaas's clock.
[01/20/21 01:04:43] AncalagonThBlack, soltys, and Heretic [2132/2403] have team battled RedW, aismallard, and Heisenberg [1931/2791] and won! 0 days, 17:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/21 07:31:45] djm, Reilly, and aismallard [859/2628] have team battled Beefcan, IdleMaster, and buksi [95/2739] and won! 0 days, 14:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/21 04:17:55] aismallard ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:24 from level 76.
[01/23/21 16:54:06] aismallard [334/967] has come upon maligned [381/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/24/21 00:37:06] C++ [207/637] has come upon aismallard [24/967] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:34:06 is removed from C++'s clock.
[01/24/21 05:05:19] Roxana, GilbertErik, and tms [3491/3649] have team battled el, zbe, and aismallard [1450/2954] and won! 0 days, 10:14:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 08:44:03] LordBanana [178/289] has challenged aismallard [351/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[01/24/21 09:51:00] aismallard [135/967] has come upon m0shbear [1207/1314] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:30 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/25/21 21:36:43] aismallard got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:34 towards level 76.
[01/27/21 07:16:45] aismallard grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:10 towards level 76.
[01/27/21 22:20:16] aismallard [35/967] has challenged AbacusAvenger [523/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:30 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/28/21 11:02:11] hr7xt8 [177/609] has challenged aismallard [881/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to hr7xt8's clock.
[01/28/21 22:48:37] aismallard [236/967] has challenged csc2ya [67/507] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:51:18 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/29/21 07:03:06] aismallard [3/967] has come upon TauPan [372/522] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:28:21 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/29/21 11:30:12] aismallard [735/967] has challenged IdleMaster [422/840] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:19:22 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[01/30/21 00:13:20] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:49:30 towards level 77.
[02/01/21 19:32:25] brendan, inittab, and RBecker [2294/3164] have team battled Beavis, GunMan, and aismallard [1980/2881] and won! 0 days, 22:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/21 08:39:48] Pici [1067/1279] has come upon aismallard [892/967] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:57:31 is removed from Pici's clock.
[02/02/21 16:53:25] Heretic [157/433] has challenged aismallard [350/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Heretic's clock.
[02/02/21 21:30:01] GunMan, nickware, aismallard, and shymega have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/21 00:04:20] aismallard reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aismallard's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/21 00:59:20] aismallard [537/971] has challenged Gatewayy [438/882] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:44:35 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/03/21 00:59:20] In the fierce battle, Gatewayy dropped their level 67 ring! aismallard picks it up, tossing their old level 50 ring to Gatewayy.
[02/04/21 05:44:30] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:03 towards level 77.
[02/05/21 07:54:22] MELOONi [648/772] has challenged aismallard [338/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:29 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[02/05/21 11:17:49] aismallard was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:42 towards level 77.
[02/09/21 10:44:05] adamus1red, xonic, and Ttech [2137/3478] have team battled aismallard, Tenorman, and Majak [2356/3351] and lost! 4 days, 10:49:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/21 21:20:07] aismallard found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:51 towards level 77.
[02/11/21 01:26:03] aismallard was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:00 from level 77.
[03/26/21 09:51:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 2 days, 10:40:52 toward level 77.
[03/27/21 09:10:47] aismallard [265/996] has come upon Tratos [716/1197] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:00:44 is added to aismallard's clock.
[03/27/21 16:48:35] aismallard hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:06 towards level 77.
[03/27/21 23:41:23] blackroot [14/479] has challenged aismallard [95/996] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to blackroot's clock.
[03/30/21 13:01:19] phraktyl [650/687] has come upon aismallard [836/996] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 12:43:45 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[03/30/21 23:06:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 3 days, 03:53:10 toward level 77.
[03/31/21 00:27:46] IdleMaster [684/829] has come upon aismallard [199/996] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:26:21 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/02/21 02:13:34] Nechayev, brycec, and Andries [94/2949] have team battled aismallard, GilbertErik, and djm [1517/3011] and lost! 6 days, 22:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 11:58:30] aismallard [276/996] has challenged SCSi [72/1235] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:46 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/04/21 16:11:42] aismallard found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:39 towards level 77.
[04/04/21 23:28:50] Xenthys [749/795] has come upon aismallard [994/996] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:30:05 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[04/05/21 06:17:14] aismallard [573/996] has come upon Lnk [777/1141] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:36 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/05/21 14:14:40] aismallard discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:54 towards level 77.
[04/05/21 23:16:38] aismallard [635/996] has challenged elbie [949/1083] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:05:28 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/06/21 23:50:52] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:05:19 towards level 78.
[04/07/21 02:14:37] aismallard [764/996] has come upon rxcomm [288/1322] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 05:36:03 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/08/21 10:32:51] MadHatter [370/705] has come upon aismallard [556/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:13:10 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[04/08/21 12:07:48] aismallard was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:24:53 from level 78.
[04/09/21 13:05:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed aismallard with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 11:58:26 from level 78.
[04/09/21 18:52:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 22 days, 20:51:43 toward level 78.
[04/10/21 14:18:03] bigjay [610/1041] has come upon aismallard [703/996] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:08:37 is added to bigjay's clock.
[04/10/21 21:01:29] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:27:37 towards level 78.
[04/12/21 00:52:19] aismallard [710/996] has challenged C++ [468/650] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:15:11 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/12/21 17:29:35] aismallard bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:26:58 towards level 78.
[04/12/21 22:59:46] Globalirc [658/1023] has challenged aismallard [177/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:13:40 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/21 23:07:33] aismallard [141/996] has come upon keepermurf [963/1004] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:44:49 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/14/21 00:05:42] GunMan [625/743] has challenged aismallard [643/996] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:24:01 is added to GunMan's clock.
[04/14/21 14:09:02] sairis [367/878] has challenged aismallard [165/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:22:52 is removed from sairis's clock.
[04/14/21 19:26:35] GyrosGeier [59/463] has challenged aismallard [35/996] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from GyrosGeier's clock.
[04/14/21 22:56:09] aismallard left their weapon out in the rain to rust! aismallard's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/21 16:41:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried aismallard 12 days, 22:53:20 toward level 78.
[04/16/21 05:15:40] Silvanus_Betrium [361/423] has challenged aismallard [935/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[04/17/21 04:43:42] aismallard was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:45:36 from level 78.
[04/17/21 22:28:25] TheSilentLink, lavamind, and cirdan [216/2413] have team battled adamus1red, WallIdl, and aismallard [1306/2448] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 15:26:19] allo [153/711] has come upon aismallard [175/975] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:40:03 is added to allo's clock.
[04/18/21 15:55:32] ToHellWithGA [621/1387] has come upon aismallard [704/975] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:42:05 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/19/21 13:51:20] Bradicus, testing, and AncalagonThBlack [453/2454] have team battled aismallard, Vic, and dwfreed [674/2847] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/21 13:14:48] aismallard [539/975] has come upon anderson [288/934] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:59:14 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/22/21 13:58:01] aismallard [872/975] has come upon caeli1 [235/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:06:08 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/23/21 07:21:58] aismallard found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:08 towards level 78.
[04/24/21 22:28:53] Umbire, aismallard, and MELOONi [446/1941] have team battled Muirrum, caeli1, and Heretic [1216/1834] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/21 12:07:54] Forud [164/1039] has challenged aismallard [459/975] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to Forud's clock.
[04/26/21 07:15:44] aismallard [119/975] has challenged Bluedog [393/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:20 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/26/21 16:17:55] max [0/568] has challenged aismallard [7/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:01:57 is added to max's clock.
[04/27/21 03:18:48] aismallard [573/981] has challenged Umbire [116/194] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:13:32 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/27/21 09:22:05] Kurenai [22/695] has challenged aismallard [39/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:07 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/28/21 03:47:15] testing [227/454] has challenged aismallard [330/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to testing's clock.
[04/28/21 13:29:02] aismallard [862/981] has challenged Syloq [153/785] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:29:34 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[04/28/21 15:17:02] xonic, bookworm, and Bluedog [263/1997] have team battled aismallard, canton7, and Mars [2815/3467] and lost! 2 days, 11:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/21 03:38:33] aismallard [764/981] has challenged Nechayev [716/913] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:55:14 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/02/21 01:11:09] aismallard [104/981] has come upon Jones [246/300] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:51:35 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/03/21 16:51:08] aismallard ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:12:21 from level 79.
[05/04/21 17:05:55] aismallard [221/981] has challenged holloway [995/996] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:27:40 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/05/21 21:10:17] fattrat [91/1383] has challenged aismallard [112/981] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:40:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 02:59:24] aismallard was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:23:21 towards level 79.
[05/06/21 06:07:09] talisein [267/381] has challenged aismallard [658/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to talisein's clock.
[05/06/21 19:12:32] aismallard [625/981] has come upon keepermurf [801/1004] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:38:14 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/08/21 12:16:28] aismallard [198/981] has come upon MetaNova [601/1062] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:19:52 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/10/21 07:00:44] aismallard gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:59:17 towards level 79.
[05/10/21 09:40:09] aismallard [694/981] has challenged cornfeedhobo [21/325] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:13:07 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/10/21 13:41:06] aismallard [651/981] has challenged texke [100/335] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:20:34 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/11/21 07:57:42] trashicus, jayvee, and Herb_Tarlek [1036/2065] have team battled aismallard, xonic, and Globalirc [2051/2722] and lost! 0 days, 16:23:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 14:06:48] aismallard, Desspugne, and Lnk [2884/3063] have team battled anarcat, Zyphyr, and MetaNova [219/2841] and won! 0 days, 01:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 17:37:54] aismallard [566/981] has come upon Vic [456/859] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:49:42 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/15/21 14:15:42] aismallard had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:38 towards level 79.
[05/16/21 03:49:36] aismallard was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:44:25 towards level 79.
[05/16/21 04:42:14] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:02 towards level 79.
[05/16/21 09:19:49] aismallard [860/981] has challenged Ironhoof [249/1199] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:11:43 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[05/16/21 15:06:48] aismallard got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:24:00 from level 79.
[05/17/21 04:35:53] unicron [1068/1152] has challenged aismallard [846/981] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/17/21 07:53:25] aismallard invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:13 towards level 79.
[05/18/21 02:39:28] aismallard [417/981] has come upon Khorne [718/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:09:33 is added to aismallard's clock.
[05/18/21 03:57:47] aismallard discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:23 towards level 79.
[05/18/21 14:36:07] SCSi [1097/1257] has challenged aismallard [60/981] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:16:58 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[05/18/21 17:19:54] aismallard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:07 towards level 79.
[05/19/21 12:42:06] aismallard [832/981] has challenged SlowRiot [581/850] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:42:23 is removed from aismallard's clock.