Player Info

User: alexj
Class: Master of (wasted) time
Admin?: No
Level: 61
Next level: 60 days, 03:40:25
Status: Offline
Host: alexj!uid160176@pdpc/supporter/student/alexj
Account Created: Wed Sep 24 02:51:41 2014
Last login: Wed Mar 28 05:01:01 2018
Total time idled: 284 days, 07:04:25
Current position: [27,404]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 102 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 287 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 20
gloves: 33
helm: 67 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 41
ring: 71 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 55
tunic: 85 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 40

sum: 801

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 2 days, 12:11:46
part: None
quest: 11 days, 06:19:12
quit: 16 days, 14:31:19

total: 30 days, 09:02:17

Character Modifiers

[09/24/14 04:01:41] alexj [0/1] has challenged Krenz [136/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/24/14 06:22:55] drazil [121/320] has challenged alexj [39/40] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from drazil's clock.
[09/24/14 06:47:53] alexj [21/40] has challenged Ennd [291/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/24/14 08:12:40] alexj [40/53] has challenged FenrirWolf [252/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/24/14 10:06:47] alexj [68/70] has challenged Spazturtle [255/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/24/14 12:03:27] alexj [12/77] has come upon Flynn [28/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/24/14 12:43:38] alexj [16/80] has challenged Babar [419/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/25/14 02:45:41] alexj [17/143] has challenged crisdev [249/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/25/14 06:47:13] alexj [8/157] has challenged lolwut [278/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/25/14 11:30:02] alexj [128/167] has challenged mostlybadfly [358/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/25/14 12:44:08] yond [816/849] has come upon alexj [38/167] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:39 is removed from yond's clock.
[09/25/14 19:38:44] alexj [131/180] has come upon Flynn [352/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:12 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/25/14 23:00:35] alexj [110/182] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [32/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:18 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/26/14 04:48:03] alexj [76/205] has challenged filinep [341/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/26/14 13:24:52] alexj [67/245] has challenged desspugne [898/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/26/14 18:31:23] alexj gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:22 towards level 28.
[09/26/14 23:04:30] alexj [218/259] has challenged fattrat [2/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/27/14 08:24:20] Bokkie [226/332] has challenged alexj [144/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:49:53 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[09/27/14 08:24:20] Bokkie has dealt alexj a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:07:23 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/27/14 09:05:14] alexj [61/259] has challenged CFSworks [140/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/27/14 22:24:33] alexj [39/288] has challenged Flynn [273/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/28/14 04:37:07] alexj found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:36 towards level 31.
[09/28/14 12:48:31] alexj [279/308] has challenged Frogging101 [90/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/28/14 17:23:57] alexj left his weapon out in the rain to rust! alexj's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/14 03:34:50] alexj [19/304] has challenged Nathan [141/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/29/14 07:10:54] alexj was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:46 from level 33.
[09/30/14 03:30:59] alexj [43/313] has challenged TauPan [205/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/30/14 11:14:15] Pici [373/666] has come upon alexj [15/313] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:41:10 is removed from Pici's clock.
[09/30/14 14:47:05] Sixbierehomme [400/521] has challenged alexj [56/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:23:04 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/01/14 04:49:41] alexj [174/332] has challenged mthw [191/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/02/14 09:09:57] alexj [215/342] has challenged Totengeist [234/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/02/14 11:13:48] Tronsha, alexj, and Babar [83/1626] have team battled Fluttershy, irix, and Jens [475/2051] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/14 14:52:10] paklido, FrodoTheHobbit, and AKBlindy [358/1897] have team battled alexj, Ttech, and SpamMage [1730/2252] and lost! 0 days, 21:32:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/14 20:39:30] alexj [128/343] has challenged nitzer [270/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/05/14 10:39:24] alexj [82/343] has challenged IdleBot [1230/1401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/06/14 00:06:32] Apollo [0/1] has challenged alexj [296/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Apollo's clock.
[10/07/14 07:08:21] alexj [261/343] has challenged agrajag [28/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/08/14 01:50:06] Sir_Lemming, alexj, and Boohbah [459/1277] have team battled TauPan, dyreshark, and Sixbierehomme [121/1179] and won! 0 days, 04:43:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/14 16:59:12] alexj reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! alexj's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/14 20:47:55] alexj [298/348] has challenged neo [76/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/17/14 14:10:26] argus [529/786] has challenged alexj [296/348] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:42:04 is removed from argus's clock.
[10/17/14 21:22:51] alexj [349/414] has challenged jbroome [249/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/18/14 02:28:15] agrajag, kork, and Kinsmir [756/1241] have team battled Gunther, Derpy, and alexj [1601/1648] and lost! 1 day, 04:08:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/14 18:57:23] Alfie, davidfg4, and tmberg [753/1917] have team battled dindinx, alexj, and VonGuard [973/1479] and lost! 0 days, 19:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/14 01:08:23] alexj [130/414] has challenged suterismus [607/1205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/24/14 06:21:04] Trondby [467/614] has come upon alexj [413/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:02:22 is removed from Trondby's clock.
[10/24/14 06:21:04] Trondby has dealt alexj a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:33:25 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/24/14 07:13:11] yano [200/924] has come upon alexj [275/414] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:37:29 is added to yano's clock.
[10/24/14 11:51:25] filinep, sedrik, and alexj [879/1360] have team battled clearcasting, Alfie, and brian448 [215/1108] and won! 0 days, 01:26:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/14 17:35:39] alexj [231/414] has challenged aucg [159/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/25/14 12:50:16] alexj walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:41 from level 43.
[10/25/14 15:23:26] Curlybear [202/298] has challenged alexj [319/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[10/27/14 13:36:34] cassum [1/41] has challenged alexj [76/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to cassum's clock.
[10/28/14 19:21:14] alexj [312/440] has challenged IdleBot [1256/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/31/14 13:59:20] alexj [285/440] has come upon idisjunction [758/814] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:36 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/01/14 22:07:03] IdleMaster [64/397] has challenged alexj [109/440] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:05:55 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/03/14 00:43:09] ph00ktastic [120/226] has challenged alexj [76/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from ph00ktastic's clock.
[11/03/14 06:09:04] alexj [68/440] has challenged greycat [364/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/03/14 06:25:12] naw [389/523] has challenged alexj [184/440] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from naw's clock.
[11/03/14 18:17:35] Plasmastar [405/452] has come upon alexj [350/440] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:11:18 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[11/05/14 16:16:11] alexj fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! alexj's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/14 23:05:41] cale250 [13/17] has challenged alexj [104/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to cale250's clock.
[11/06/14 16:25:21] alexj [199/437] has come upon Birdbones [588/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:21 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/07/14 00:45:45] Pici [421/657] has challenged alexj [297/437] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:25:43 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/08/14 04:18:08] Fluttershy, edo, and Curlybear [603/1382] have team battled Flynn, alexj, and PiotrekD [1105/1733] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/14 22:36:14] alexj discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:29 towards level 45.
[11/09/14 01:10:48] alexj was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:01 towards level 45.
[11/09/14 03:37:16] alexj [429/437] has challenged IdleBot [1355/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/09/14 15:20:39] Immortalis [47/101] has challenged alexj [105/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Immortalis's clock.
[11/10/14 12:14:07] alexj [425/437] has challenged PiotrekD [189/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:51 is removed from alexj's clock.
[11/10/14 19:35:10] alexj [167/437] has come upon cale250 [113/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:44 is removed from alexj's clock.
[11/11/14 16:22:52] alexj [107/437] has challenged ReGan [438/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:23 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/12/14 08:27:48] alexj [170/437] has challenged G33KY [271/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:50 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/12/14 23:42:25] Shayanjm, w3stside, and vegadark [347/1410] have team battled alexj, IdleMaster, and Darky [203/1448] and won! 0 days, 06:34:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/14 05:34:15] yasdorian [129/698] has challenged alexj [329/437] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:18:22 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[11/13/14 07:26:06] Vandervir, alexj, and Eiam [69/1120] have team battled Soappy, godog, and twohlix [968/1152] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/14 07:34:51] prattmic [336/712] has challenged alexj [138/437] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:45:10 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[11/13/14 23:39:47] alexj [164/437] has challenged allo [84/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:58 is removed from alexj's clock.
[11/14/14 14:22:08] alexj [8/437] has challenged Beavis [623/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/14/14 16:42:40] TehKitti [238/612] has challenged alexj [134/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from TehKitti's clock.
[11/15/14 19:53:52] Xpktro [363/403] has challenged alexj [360/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:06:25 is removed from Xpktro's clock.
[11/16/14 00:55:24] alexj [162/437] has challenged AKBlindy [148/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:37 is removed from alexj's clock.
[11/19/14 00:38:03] ToxicMouse [86/114] has challenged alexj [285/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[11/19/14 00:39:40] alexj caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:43 towards level 47.
[11/20/14 11:28:55] alexj [96/437] has challenged Barry [537/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:05 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/20/14 16:55:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 06:19:07 toward level 47.
[11/20/14 18:06:08] Kabaka [380/475] has come upon alexj [172/437] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:52:19 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[11/20/14 21:41:27] alexj [34/474] has challenged Hydrogenum [924/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/02/14 07:29:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 5 days, 02:33:41 toward level 48.
[12/03/14 00:31:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 12:25:17 toward level 48.
[12/03/14 00:53:45] eva42, Simie, and alexj [1338/1778] have team battled SchrodingersScat, godog, and Shr3k [93/1811] and won! 0 days, 04:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/14 03:05:39] alexj [354/474] has challenged Doctor [551/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:37 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/03/14 20:20:03] alexj [83/474] has challenged eva42 [181/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/05/14 10:23:33] alexj [448/474] has challenged NightExcessive [30/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:53:03 is removed from alexj's clock.
[12/05/14 12:31:50] Wayneoween [604/616] has come upon alexj [52/474] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:17:56 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[12/05/14 17:43:21] alexj got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:19 from level 49.
[12/06/14 17:33:34] gravis [142/528] has challenged alexj [358/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:51:36 is added to gravis's clock.
[12/06/14 20:16:55] brendan, Fluttershy, and verrbot [297/1638] have team battled alexj, gravis, and CRowen [485/1432] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/14 21:34:55] m0shbear [709/801] has challenged alexj [270/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:39:20 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/06/14 22:09:51] Hypron, w3stside, and agrajag [1171/1311] have team battled charitwo, alexj, and ruan [249/1965] and won! 0 days, 00:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/14 13:17:31] Egypt [11/220] has challenged alexj [89/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Egypt's clock.
[12/07/14 18:10:42] alexj was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:32 towards level 49.
[12/09/14 08:52:22] alexj fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:17 from level 49.
[12/09/14 11:31:47] kork, bendem, and kaplejon [371/1469] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, AbrahamLinksys, and alexj [791/1463] and lost! 0 days, 19:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/14 10:27:08] Ennd, fattrat, and XJR-9 [308/1721] have team battled Rarity, CornFly, and alexj [120/1507] and won! 1 day, 17:20:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/14 01:14:54] alexj [87/474] has challenged Shayanjm [205/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:56 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/12/14 07:46:02] DiCEr1904 [82/302] has challenged alexj [89/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[12/12/14 18:20:30] greycat [366/849] has challenged alexj [396/474] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:24:46 is added to greycat's clock.
[12/13/14 00:09:48] alexj [419/474] has challenged Egypt [59/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:12:12 is removed from alexj's clock.
[12/15/14 06:40:17] woonack [584/775] has challenged alexj [47/474] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:31:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/16/14 12:50:15] strugart [404/456] has challenged alexj [332/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:11 is removed from strugart's clock.
[12/17/14 01:24:00] alexj was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:00 towards level 50.
[08/24/15 19:54:02] alexj bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:23 towards level 50.
[08/27/15 04:28:26] NezumiRyu, h00k, and PriceChild [1523/1884] have team battled identd, alexj, and Plasmastar [1734/1759] and lost! 1 day, 23:22:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/15 19:39:56] alexj slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! alexj's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/15 05:34:09] identd, alexj, and Ladon [1356/2158] have team battled PriceChild, ryushe, and Robmanx [989/1937] and won! 0 days, 07:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/15 13:46:43] alexj found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:42 towards level 50.
[09/02/15 20:34:34] alexj, yasdorian, and Crazycatlady [503/1598] have team battled MJ94, NezumiRyu, and Milquetoast [1068/1616] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 21:44:55] alexj [372/471] has challenged SlowRiot [71/689] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/03/15 10:07:31] alexj [145/471] has challenged Plasmastar [269/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:50 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/03/15 15:26:21] alexj was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:16 from level 51.
[09/07/15 17:17:50] Chuck [60/468] has come upon alexj [88/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:19:21 is added to Chuck's clock.
[09/08/15 11:06:53] soltys [3/462] has come upon alexj [359/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:56:57 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/20/15 11:55:05] daemoneye [360/599] has challenged alexj [59/471] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[09/20/15 18:49:18] Lilian [418/845] has challenged alexj [335/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:09 is removed from Lilian's clock.
[09/21/15 15:14:45] alexj found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:12 towards level 51.
[09/22/15 17:03:20] alexj discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:53 towards level 51.
[09/22/15 18:23:49] alexj [203/471] has come upon suterismus [974/1181] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:35 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/24/15 15:42:56] alexj gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:39 towards level 51.
[09/25/15 02:42:14] alexj bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:19 from level 51.
[09/25/15 09:54:20] gazarsgo [267/659] has come upon alexj [359/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:16 is added to gazarsgo's clock.
[09/25/15 16:28:45] ChiefRA, iamzim, and alexj [916/1214] have team battled Lilian, Simie, and r00f [821/2521] and won! 0 days, 03:11:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 22:27:44] alexj tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:54 towards level 51.
[09/26/15 04:31:01] alexj [182/471] has challenged BURUT [205/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/26/15 08:34:37] alexj [78/471] has challenged neurospex [490/1015] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:09:19 is added to alexj's clock.
[09/28/15 14:53:09] alexj [193/471] has challenged pants [89/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:56:59 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/01/15 01:08:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 5 days, 18:55:15 toward level 52.
[10/01/15 03:09:37] brendan [642/873] has challenged alexj [196/471] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:26:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/15 06:17:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 19:31:56 toward level 52.
[10/01/15 07:11:01] alexj [319/471] has challenged neuro [342/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:49 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/01/15 15:54:49] alexj, dindinx, and AngryParsley [624/2029] have team battled freeboson, identd, and mthw [641/2107] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/15 16:00:11] alexj tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:31 towards level 52.
[10/02/15 06:19:18] alexj died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:34 from level 52.
[10/12/15 09:10:34] CornFly [26/996] has come upon alexj [1/471] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:38:50 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/12/15 13:49:42] alexj [276/471] has challenged Foofin [215/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:19 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/12/15 23:48:17] drazisil [3/4] has challenged alexj [109/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to drazisil's clock.
[10/14/15 17:09:18] alexj [236/471] has challenged PinkiePie [31/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:41 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/15/15 01:25:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 04:52:11 toward level 52.
[10/15/15 09:59:23] alexj [24/471] has come upon x86_64 [312/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:24 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/15/15 16:27:41] alexj [317/471] has challenged NezumiRyu [157/549] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from alexj's clock.
[10/15/15 21:45:47] alexj, Akiyuki, and Sixbierehomme [229/1775] have team battled lolwut, Beavis, and JustAPerson [341/2324] and lost! 1 day, 14:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/15 02:15:43] Nofew [888/905] has come upon alexj [165/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:42:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/29/15 07:08:39] a1291762 [383/975] has come upon alexj [336/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:44:43 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[11/14/15 12:53:53] alexj, vox, and Darky [39/1991] have team battled nfsnobody, nitzer, and Jguy [50/1842] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 08:36:40] grant050 [362/395] has come upon alexj [41/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:27:23 is removed from grant050's clock.
[11/15/15 21:54:14] blizgerg [31/800] has come upon alexj [227/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:43:34 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[11/16/15 03:47:32] alexj was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:09 from level 53.
[11/17/15 07:08:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 6 days, 03:03:20 toward level 53.
[11/17/15 09:44:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed alexj with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:32:28 from level 53.
[11/18/15 11:42:37] alexj [383/471] has challenged dindinx [185/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:46:08 is removed from alexj's clock.
[11/23/15 08:22:12] alexj [125/471] has challenged Pici [159/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:28:42 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/24/15 16:54:07] Asara, splinny, and alexj [674/1856] have team battled Nofew, SlowRiot, and Danthemandoo [1770/2195] and lost! 0 days, 05:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 02:10:39] alexj [66/471] has challenged Milquetoast [680/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/26/15 02:54:46] alexj was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:14:24 towards level 54.
[12/07/15 12:53:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed alexj with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 16:57:50 from level 54.
[12/08/15 16:26:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 11 days, 05:14:43 toward level 54.
[12/09/15 06:58:34] alexj [185/471] has come upon Meta [361/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:29:17 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/10/15 12:35:16] alexj, Killerkid, and Lemelisk [1373/2161] have team battled freeboson, Zaratustra, and lutoma [1762/2185] and lost! 1 day, 06:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 21:29:24] alexj found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:48 towards level 54.
[12/14/15 11:41:40] Globalirc [162/491] has challenged alexj [82/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:55:20 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[12/14/15 19:13:10] NightRabbit, yano, and alexj [954/1518] have team battled belugawhale, Setsu, and Petri [577/1087] and won! 0 days, 02:59:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 04:02:16] alexj was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:02 from level 54.
[12/17/15 02:09:58] Killerkid, Crazycatlady, and roy [995/1595] have team battled pico, identd, and alexj [694/1409] and won! 0 days, 09:26:20 is removed from their clocks.

[12/21/15 17:41:45] alexj lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:25 from level 54.
[12/21/15 23:07:39] alexj [238/471] has come upon Nic [254/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:10 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/23/15 21:20:29] alexj [224/471] has come upon Fluttershy [491/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:31 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/24/15 12:55:37] alexj tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:20 towards level 54.
[12/29/15 21:43:52] Bl4ckD34tH [5/515] has come upon alexj [88/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:51:13 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[12/30/15 07:53:03] alexj, andoruh, and MetaNova [634/1404] have team battled pixelate, h00k, and aucg [1292/2185] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/16 11:55:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 01:17:00 toward level 54.
[01/04/16 16:28:14] alexj [7/471] has challenged Tenorman [142/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/04/16 17:25:41] alexj ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:41:38 from level 55.
[01/05/16 08:00:44] vox, rharwood, and jasim [1221/1604] have team battled blind, d34th, and alexj [970/1868] and won! 0 days, 00:42:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 00:08:33] jasim [105/193] has challenged alexj [308/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to jasim's clock.
[01/11/16 06:47:03] Heisenberg [228/627] has come upon alexj [310/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/11/16 07:22:21] vegadark, Avon, and pdg [622/1651] have team battled fraq, Babar, and alexj [1041/2294] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 18:18:33] Milquetoast, LordH, and alexj [262/1854] have team battled Asara, pixelate, and kensington [1221/1834] and lost! 2 days, 16:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/16 10:15:14] alexj [430/471] has challenged cirdan [549/781] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:25:52 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/14/16 11:02:45] alexj set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:18:28 from level 55.
[01/14/16 21:37:56] Milquetoast [251/902] has challenged alexj [26/471] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:08:48 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/15/16 07:06:23] RBecker, alexj, and pants [475/1606] have team battled prattmic, sjefen6, and Totengeist [560/2064] and lost! 1 day, 13:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/16 19:44:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 10 days, 07:07:43 toward level 55.
[01/22/16 09:45:21] alexj [259/471] has challenged RBecker [581/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:34:31 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/22/16 10:41:00] alexj was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:47 towards level 55.
[01/23/16 20:54:23] alexj misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:41 from level 55.
[01/24/16 05:06:32] zokko [288/500] has come upon alexj [410/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:02:43 is added to zokko's clock.
[01/27/16 00:27:21] kier [328/515] has challenged alexj [91/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:30 is removed from kier's clock.
[01/27/16 18:34:09] charitwo [399/563] has challenged alexj [5/474] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:44:22 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[01/28/16 21:00:02] alexj learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:24 towards level 55.
[01/29/16 09:43:47] alexj was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:08:56 from level 55.
[02/03/16 11:46:25] ville, theemstra, and Hundikutsikas [347/1511] have team battled Firien, idisjunction, and alexj [932/1948] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 15:07:29] alexj found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:29 towards level 55.
[02/11/16 18:30:31] alexj [289/474] has come upon vegadark [124/410] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:55:57 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/14/16 09:46:05] tspange [460/485] has come upon alexj [189/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:40 is removed from tspange's clock.
[02/15/16 09:25:30] Adar [111/561] has come upon alexj [299/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:04:36 is added to Adar's clock.
[02/15/16 13:42:39] alexj [21/474] has challenged Firien [273/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:39:35 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/24/16 15:26:12] Pithlit, alexj, and irix [1484/1940] have team battled keeper_c, sjefen6, and MetaNova [127/2067] and won! 0 days, 03:22:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/16 17:21:37] alexj [6/474] has come upon suterismus [920/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:02 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/24/16 20:47:09] Lenny [624/1078] has come upon alexj [288/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:44:22 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[02/26/16 03:08:23] alexj [436/474] has challenged Misza [913/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:47 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/26/16 04:08:43] ruan [64/394] has challenged alexj [84/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:32 is added to ruan's clock.
[03/01/16 21:50:42] alexj [166/474] has challenged thesleepingrozek [68/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:56:30 is removed from alexj's clock.
[03/01/16 22:44:48] alexj [357/474] has come upon damyan [541/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:45 is added to alexj's clock.
[03/02/16 04:03:04] Tharbakery [48/501] has challenged alexj [440/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Tharbakery's clock.
[03/02/16 19:58:52] alexj tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:23 towards level 55.
[03/03/16 07:30:28] Plasmastar [292/333] has come upon alexj [293/474] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:32:26 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[03/03/16 10:02:55] alexj, Scar3cr0w, and elf [2097/2098] have team battled Babar, Alasdair, and rharwood [1272/1839] and won! 0 days, 00:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 10:27:07] alexj [386/474] has challenged Str1ngS [9/403] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:07:11 is removed from alexj's clock.
[03/03/16 20:23:18] thesleepingrozek [349/355] has come upon alexj [229/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:50 is removed from thesleepingrozek's clock.
[03/04/16 04:04:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 8 days, 04:07:33 toward level 56.
[03/04/16 04:14:11] alexj got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:58:52 from level 56.
[03/09/16 00:10:09] alexj [284/474] has challenged Chuck [50/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:59:17 is removed from alexj's clock.
[03/19/16 14:00:02] Crazypedia [281/360] has challenged alexj [282/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Crazypedia's clock.
[03/20/16 06:36:10] SirMonkeybox, Andries, and alexj [946/1604] have team battled zid, babilen, and arlen [598/1739] and won! 1 day, 17:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 08:05:04] alexj bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:27 towards level 56.
[03/20/16 08:12:34] alexj found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:13 towards level 56.
[03/20/16 22:39:54] donut [195/231] has challenged alexj [206/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to donut's clock.
[03/21/16 02:20:15] Lios [148/486] has challenged alexj [234/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Lios's clock.
[03/21/16 06:16:24] alexj, Boohbah, and damyan [24/1966] have team battled suterismus, nitzer, and yano [1149/2560] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/16 10:25:22] alexj was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:24 from level 56.
[03/21/16 12:56:41] lipek [1112/1194] has challenged alexj [238/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:34:56 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/21/16 14:23:12] alexj gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:27 towards level 56.
[03/22/16 00:41:06] alexj [325/479] has come upon brycec [306/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:27 is removed from alexj's clock.
[03/28/16 09:01:09] Adar [278/577] has come upon alexj [119/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:10 is removed from Adar's clock.
[03/29/16 22:54:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 12:17:56 toward level 56.
[03/30/16 07:10:53] alexj [428/479] has challenged MontyZuma [512/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:00 is added to alexj's clock.
[03/30/16 16:32:25] kork, zokko, and ChasedSpade [806/1606] have team battled irix, alexj, and MadMan [1612/2156] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/16 14:53:52] alexj discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:28 towards level 56.
[04/11/16 19:27:39] alexj [164/479] has challenged sloth [71/314] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:03:26 is removed from alexj's clock.
[04/11/16 20:38:41] Sir_Lemming [562/596] has challenged alexj [253/479] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:17:22 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/12/16 00:40:05] MrGlass [73/572] has challenged alexj [228/479] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:07:36 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[04/12/16 07:11:23] alexj, SirMonkeybox, and brendan [123/2056] have team battled paysties, DesertStorm, and abra0 [1447/1768] and lost! 0 days, 18:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 17:46:08] Beavis [505/1030] has challenged alexj [320/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:41 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[04/12/16 22:18:17] alexj was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:04:01 from level 57.
[04/14/16 02:58:41] alexj [51/478] has challenged aucg [188/706] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:23:03 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/10/17 23:05:59] alexj was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:14:12 towards level 57.
[01/11/17 15:36:36] alexj, Darky, and JensRex [1465/2119] have team battled Andries, bootdisk, and SudoKing [572/1837] and won! 0 days, 09:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/17 07:20:00] alexj [183/478] has challenged arlen [202/935] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:16:16 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/18/17 12:55:38] alexj [299/478] has challenged sjums_the_great [236/454] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:14:01 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/18/17 19:25:58] alexj [99/478] has come upon everbrew [108/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:50:16 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/20/17 12:46:06] manish17xxx [53/216] has challenged alexj [180/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[02/21/17 10:14:39] pixelate, alexj, Goodkat, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/17 14:21:53] basicMiracle [174/244] has challenged alexj [299/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[02/23/17 05:21:42] Yonderhooligan [178/207] has challenged alexj [138/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from Yonderhooligan's clock.
[02/23/17 11:19:26] alexj [263/478] has come upon max [263/740] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:20:15 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/23/17 15:36:05] vrillusions [342/1011] has challenged alexj [198/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:43:45 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[02/24/17 09:16:37] alexj ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:19 from level 57.
[02/25/17 04:17:29] alexj [311/478] has come upon zid [123/841] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:58:07 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/25/17 13:57:27] alexj [332/478] has challenged dwfreed [413/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:28:47 is added to alexj's clock.
[04/01/17 12:22:50] alexj ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:18 from level 57.
[05/04/17 12:12:55] glorgamitch [330/380] has challenged alexj [169/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[05/11/17 14:35:34] alexj [441/478] has come upon pixelate [117/472] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:38:16 is removed from alexj's clock.
[05/11/17 15:44:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed alexj with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 04:06:29 from level 57.
[05/14/17 12:18:09] alexj was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:32 towards level 57.
[05/15/17 03:21:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 14:05:28 toward level 57.
[05/15/17 08:38:09] alexj [415/478] has challenged liara [391/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:48:43 is removed from alexj's clock.
[05/15/17 12:43:42] alexj was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:13 from level 57.
[05/15/17 18:14:43] alexj [381/478] has come upon ToHellWithGA [423/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:38:24 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/16/17 03:43:50] deedra, Lios, and SudoKing [571/1670] have team battled sjefen6, chadi, and alexj [776/1206] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/17 08:48:13] alexj was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:47 towards level 57.
[05/17/17 03:47:51] J [290/517] has challenged alexj [372/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:30 is added to J's clock.
[05/17/17 15:50:30] lipek [946/1188] has challenged alexj [386/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:54:13 is removed from lipek's clock.
[05/17/17 16:43:08] Sundance, Ttech, and SynthesizerPatel [1198/3257] have team battled vox, alexj, and Globalirc [2077/2252] and lost! 1 day, 02:51:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 04:19:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 0 days, 20:31:06 toward level 57.
[05/18/17 07:08:23] AbacusAvenger, alexj, and robox [576/2043] have team battled Ironhoof, Asara, and elf [1684/3112] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 20:29:16] suterismus, Herb_Tarlek, and abra0 [1785/2861] have team battled Tenorman, Adar, and alexj [357/2112] and won! 0 days, 16:45:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 15:11:08] alexj [318/478] has come upon nickware [391/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:02 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/20/17 22:50:15] alexj [61/496] has challenged BronyDee [376/602] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/21/17 15:16:35] alexj [128/496] has come upon Cypher [97/1049] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:41:46 is removed from alexj's clock.
[05/23/17 00:59:15] alexj was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:58:08 towards level 58.
[05/23/17 13:04:41] Eiam, Lios, and darkmage [795/2519] have team battled johnthebear, alexj, and sjefen6 [25/1493] and won! 5 days, 02:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 21:11:18] alexj found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:59 towards level 58.
[05/24/17 01:11:14] Taffer [689/715] has challenged alexj [24/496] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/24/17 06:26:42] alexj broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:00:23 from level 58.
[05/25/17 21:34:17] alexj [479/496] has challenged arlen [827/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:59:40 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/25/17 23:34:44] alexj [71/496] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [232/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:18:49 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/26/17 00:45:11] alexj [413/496] has come upon Grums [436/455] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:43:29 is added to alexj's clock.
[05/26/17 08:04:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed alexj with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 18:17:13 from level 58.
[05/27/17 08:42:02] FakeWizard [584/851] has challenged alexj [327/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:16 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/27/17 09:23:11] CornFly, alexj, and Herb_Tarlek [838/2122] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Bl4ckC0re, and KingQuackers [731/1079] and won! 0 days, 13:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 01:54:50] alexj was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:16:32 from level 58.
[05/29/17 14:20:53] alexj was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:49:25 towards level 58.
[05/29/17 22:16:54] manish17xxx, alexj, and PinkiePie [422/1834] have team battled PiotrekD, Beavis, and arlen [891/2631] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 10:38:19] alexj bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:23:06 towards level 58.
[06/01/17 02:24:45] alexj [208/496] has come upon kork [137/277] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:22:16 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/01/17 09:17:00] alexj [429/496] has come upon JensRex [378/832] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:53:53 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/01/17 09:17:00] alexj has dealt JensRex a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:47:47 is added to JensRex's clock.
[06/01/17 19:23:34] alexj [84/496] has come upon zifnab06 [63/386] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:57:38 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/01/17 21:13:47] alexj was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:53 towards level 58.
[06/04/17 11:08:43] alexj stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:50 towards level 58.
[06/04/17 13:23:17] alexj [274/496] has come upon ohnx [117/813] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:02:02 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/06/17 23:00:48] alexj found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:58 towards level 58.
[06/07/17 03:40:33] GilbertErik, Bl4ckC0r3, and alexj [586/1610] have team battled Azerothian, Zaratustra, and godog [1734/2161] and lost! 1 day, 10:55:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/17 17:47:20] alexj [211/496] has challenged MadHatter [478/500] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:03:32 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/07/17 19:23:50] Woona, dclaw123, and popey [755/2111] have team battled Bokkie, kenyon, and alexj [1032/1790] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 08:25:24] Cypher, Bokkie, and bigjay [868/2701] have team battled JensRex, alexj, and MJ94 [1374/2241] and lost! 2 days, 06:28:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 15:00:03] alexj gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:37 towards level 58.
[06/09/17 11:55:18] X-Ray, CornFly, and alexj [136/1816] have team battled Opie, Agent86, and uhmmm [1478/2036] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 05:13:21] alexj [34/496] has come upon Mirc0p [122/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:36 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/10/17 23:52:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 2 days, 16:56:54 toward level 58.
[06/11/17 11:13:44] bigjay, JuanMaestro, and Opie [1270/2455] have team battled alexj, Sundance, and Bl4ckC0re [1169/1567] and won! 0 days, 04:41:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 07:04:08] MetaNova [574/585] has challenged alexj [168/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:08:18 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/12/17 19:21:01] astrutt, pfoley, and Asara [1750/2303] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Lemelisk, and alexj [438/2423] and won! 0 days, 02:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 12:25:07] alexj saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:54 from level 58.
[06/14/17 13:07:40] alexj [103/496] has come upon kinopu [112/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:37 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/14/17 22:14:00] vrillusions [276/982] has challenged alexj [320/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:46 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[06/15/17 05:45:18] Torgeir [195/319] has challenged alexj [76/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[06/16/17 12:30:25] alexj [432/496] has come upon Cameron_D [487/1468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:03 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/17/17 04:59:48] alexj [122/543] has challenged droogie [363/812] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/18/17 07:26:41] alexj [101/543] has challenged godog [50/672] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:45:58 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/18/17 22:08:54] alexj gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:05 towards level 59.
[06/20/17 23:20:46] Bradicus, Avon, and max [2118/2676] have team battled Woona, neurospex, and alexj [1861/2715] and won! 0 days, 02:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/17 03:34:24] alexj was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:45 towards level 59.
[06/21/17 05:36:17] alexj [378/543] has come upon Bradicus [396/636] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:44:33 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/21/17 13:39:34] alexj [372/543] has challenged Lnk [198/511] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:36:59 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/22/17 07:43:02] alexj invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:49 towards level 59.
[06/23/17 04:31:41] alexj [207/543] has come upon suterismus [236/1255] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:58:45 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/24/17 06:18:26] brendan, cirdan, and idlerpgww [755/2723] have team battled alexj, m0shbear, and Hydrogenum [1218/1638] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 11:35:07] alexj [252/543] has challenged yano [346/430] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:52:04 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/24/17 19:56:50] alexj [477/543] has come upon Eldoreth [789/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:42:36 is added to alexj's clock.
[06/25/17 20:51:14] alexj got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:32:48 from level 59.
[06/25/17 23:15:09] GilbertErik, himuraken, and kinopu [1065/2131] have team battled alexj, wulk, and Adar [284/1379] and won! 1 day, 09:57:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 03:48:09] glorgamitch, pants, and JensRex [89/2133] have team battled Evrial, Eldoreth, and alexj [159/2045] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 12:26:42] Woona [448/950] has challenged alexj [145/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:19 is removed from Woona's clock.
[06/28/17 14:20:22] alexj [536/543] has come upon Opie [458/814] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:05:53 is removed from alexj's clock.
[07/05/17 17:29:41] alexj [220/543] has come upon Bl4ckC0re [394/559] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:52:42 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/05/17 23:44:16] allo [349/482] has come upon alexj [206/543] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:22:15 is removed from allo's clock.
[07/06/17 13:20:32] alexj found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:25:42 towards level 59.
[07/06/17 22:55:45] CoffeeMonster [28/54] has challenged alexj [494/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to CoffeeMonster's clock.
[07/07/17 11:28:00] alexj [67/543] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [403/748] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:52:02 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/07/17 11:29:00] alexj spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! alexj's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/17 01:14:38] IndigoTiger, ruan, and alexj [1495/2051] have team battled ncarl747, m0shbear, and elf [766/2262] and won! 3 days, 03:36:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 04:04:26] Evrial [631/654] has challenged alexj [54/533] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:42:03 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[07/09/17 12:16:30] alexj left his weapon out in the rain to rust! alexj's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/17 10:06:23] alexj [417/528] has come upon WallIdl [410/899] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:19:39 is removed from alexj's clock.
[07/11/17 05:11:23] alexj bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:39 towards level 59.
[07/12/17 00:54:56] alexj bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:14 towards level 59.
[07/20/17 15:27:25] alexj [168/528] has come upon Avocet [330/600] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:03 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/22/17 12:50:32] alexj discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:58 towards level 59.
[07/22/17 17:09:47] Tenorman [143/780] has challenged alexj [70/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:48:19 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/23/17 13:21:36] alexj [268/528] has come upon Andries [315/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:51:44 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/23/17 19:48:20] Doctor, ohnx, and alexj [915/2429] have team battled abra0, holloway, and jstg [931/2442] and lost! 1 day, 00:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 09:25:45] alexj [515/528] has come upon Furry [517/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:46:59 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/26/17 02:39:24] alexj [72/528] has come upon Atan [424/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:22 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/26/17 03:23:21] basepi [828/870] has challenged alexj [186/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:56:48 is removed from basepi's clock.
[07/27/17 00:52:46] alexj misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:50 from level 59.
[07/28/17 05:05:36] alexj [221/531] has come upon Lemelisk [312/1065] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:58:23 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/29/17 08:45:47] alexj [377/531] has come upon Bkid [755/793] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:12 is added to alexj's clock.
[07/29/17 09:10:39] bender [242/358] has challenged alexj [334/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to bender's clock.
[07/30/17 02:24:44] alexj hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:43 towards level 59.
[07/30/17 16:43:46] glorgamitch, WallIdl, CoffeeMonster, and alexj have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/17 19:29:29] alexj hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:09 towards level 59.
[07/31/17 05:09:58] alexj [324/531] has challenged Lios [102/833] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from alexj's clock.
[07/31/17 07:44:19] alexj [444/531] has challenged sunri5e [179/198] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:20:39 is removed from alexj's clock.
[07/31/17 07:44:19] alexj has dealt sunri5e a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:28:50 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[07/31/17 20:46:35] AbacusAvenger [85/869] has challenged alexj [267/531] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:33:45 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[07/31/17 22:06:10] alexj [483/531] has come upon Syloq [95/445] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:07:16 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/01/17 15:21:00] alexj lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:30:05 from level 60.
[08/02/17 09:22:16] alexj [302/531] has come upon ohnx [949/955] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:05:59 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/02/17 10:22:41] alexj [383/531] has come upon djm [208/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:25:32 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/02/17 19:56:04] alexj invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:30:41 towards level 60.
[08/02/17 22:27:58] alexj was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:03:55 from level 60.
[08/03/17 04:25:08] alexj found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:09:05 towards level 60.
[08/04/17 09:01:08] alexj [84/531] has challenged tspange [282/793] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:39:59 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/04/17 16:53:00] alexj [292/531] has come upon djm [231/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:24:43 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/06/17 12:54:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried alexj 9 days, 07:12:49 toward level 60.
[08/06/17 13:10:01] alexj [24/531] has challenged Euronur [26/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:17 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/06/17 20:15:54] tmberg, sasaniak, Lemelisk, and alexj have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/17 16:05:29] alexj bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:44 towards level 60.
[08/07/17 20:32:00] alexj [321/531] has come upon ToHellWithGA [374/425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:47 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/10/17 05:55:40] alexj was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:25 from level 60.
[08/10/17 13:57:12] DalaiLamer [35/295] has challenged alexj [351/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[08/10/17 18:01:24] alexj grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:39 towards level 60.
[08/11/17 11:49:31] alexj ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:02 from level 60.
[08/11/17 12:12:38] alexj [13/531] has come upon theemstra [646/896] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:26 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/12/17 12:34:50] Skyie, alexj, and RBecker [619/1935] have team battled ohnx, eva42, and PinkiePie [469/3086] and won! 0 days, 20:19:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 13:34:49] ruan [438/536] has challenged alexj [289/531] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:51:50 is removed from ruan's clock.
[08/12/17 17:35:29] Hydrogenum [73/430] has challenged alexj [244/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:41:38 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/14/17 05:34:49] alexj [121/531] has come upon SpikeX [300/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:13 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/14/17 06:14:13] alexj gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:31 towards level 60.
[08/16/17 00:08:44] alexj [70/531] has come upon IndigoTiger [869/1012] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:45 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/16/17 08:34:29] alexj [234/585] has challenged Taffer [414/624] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/17/17 10:31:35] Sticky [70/104] has challenged alexj [449/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Sticky's clock.
[08/18/17 03:50:27] alexj fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! alexj's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/18/17 19:26:48] alexj was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:56:36 towards level 61.
[08/19/17 00:29:55] alexj [404/573] has come upon JuanMaestro [28/629] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:18:56 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/19/17 00:54:17] TheUnforgiven [110/264] has challenged alexj [558/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to TheUnforgiven's clock.
[08/19/17 04:55:52] AgentThom, JuanMaestro, and Mateusz [1274/1837] have team battled idisjunction, alexj, and meffe [1247/1912] and won! 0 days, 03:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 15:20:20] alexj [240/573] has challenged Mars [47/434] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:31:41 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/23/17 08:21:39] alexj [300/573] has come upon vrillusions [263/982] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:44:56 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/23/17 08:21:39] alexj has dealt vrillusions a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:19:14 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[08/23/17 17:02:18] holloway, hannesenator, and pfoley [533/2588] have team battled alexj, codedeeply, and RedW [1924/2082] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 20:29:15] alexj [405/573] has challenged Taffer [582/624] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:35:22 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/25/17 04:14:08] alexj [29/573] has come upon ncarl747 [354/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:25:47 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/25/17 08:13:15] alexj was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:30:33 from level 61.
[08/25/17 10:20:09] alexj tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:21:18 towards level 61.
[08/25/17 12:32:02] SynthesizerPatel [752/1055] has challenged alexj [547/573] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:27:27 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/25/17 17:32:55] himuraken [62/885] has challenged alexj [173/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:18 is added to himuraken's clock.
[08/25/17 18:33:52] alexj hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:23:47 towards level 61.
[08/26/17 06:21:13] alexj [505/573] has come upon theemstra [122/896] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:10:06 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/27/17 09:39:45] Tenorman [408/785] has challenged alexj [339/573] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:13:55 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/28/17 15:12:14] ruan, neurospex, and Agent86 [2185/2238] have team battled elf, alexj, and david [420/1682] and won! 0 days, 04:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 15:46:42] alexj [76/573] has come upon vrillusions [706/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:28:14 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/29/17 10:25:22] alexj [89/573] has come upon Meta [681/1032] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:56:52 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/29/17 12:49:55] alexj [316/573] has come upon m [247/301] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:43:16 is removed from alexj's clock.
[11/29/17 16:41:26] alexj [323/573] has come upon himuraken [535/908] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:33 is added to alexj's clock.
[11/30/17 18:32:57] alexj [425/573] has come upon kork [233/332] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:02:51 is removed from alexj's clock.
[12/02/17 01:46:31] alexj [266/573] has challenged Eldoreth [526/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:08:24 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/03/17 02:10:34] alexj [364/573] has come upon SlowRiot [207/986] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:42:13 is removed from alexj's clock.
[12/03/17 06:03:11] ThePhoenix47 [106/202] has challenged alexj [569/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/03/17 18:59:33] alexj [467/573] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [520/541] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:03:35 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/03/17 20:00:33] alexj [199/573] has come upon ohnx [639/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:48 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/03/17 23:47:06] Sir_Lemming, theemstra, and RistoUuranmaki [517/2360] have team battled alexj, garywhite, and Syloq [441/1239] and won! 1 day, 11:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 09:35:16] alexj, Iri, and irix [1689/2157] have team battled uhmmm, sjefen6, and J [122/1928] and won! 2 days, 08:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 16:00:26] alexj ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:37:32 from level 61.
[01/18/18 01:23:05] alexj [347/573] has come upon m0shbear [550/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:24:50 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/18/18 01:34:05] alexj, nickware, and lipek [793/2367] have team battled mordac, brycec, and IdleMaster [2279/2581] and lost! 1 day, 17:09:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 01:09:37] alexj [51/573] has come upon D.Va [300/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:02 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/20/18 02:22:24] alexj [178/573] has come upon Cameron_D [1360/1517] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:41:40 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/21/18 00:27:51] alexj [566/573] has come upon Lemelisk [386/1127] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:22:13 is removed from alexj's clock.
[01/21/18 00:27:51] alexj has dealt Lemelisk a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:02:08 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[01/21/18 03:03:11] alexj [207/573] has challenged dwfreed [441/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:56 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/21/18 08:42:09] trashu [109/236] has challenged alexj [568/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to trashu's clock.
[01/21/18 17:51:28] alexj got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:41 from level 61.
[01/22/18 12:09:58] alexj [394/573] has come upon ishanyx [485/638] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:24 is added to alexj's clock.
[01/22/18 18:10:32] TauPan, Asara, and alexj [1942/2398] have team battled MadMan, hannesenator, and RedW [1557/3189] and won! 1 day, 12:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 22:22:24] alexj was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:51 from level 61.
[01/26/18 00:48:46] alexj, cirdan, and suterismus [526/2802] have team battled ruan, Taffer, and hoglahoo [1526/2103] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/18 01:42:35] alexj [105/573] has challenged Yuhno [448/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:58:40 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/26/18 20:03:11] alexj [554/573] has challenged IndigoTiger [219/1119] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:07:07 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/27/18 11:43:23] alexj [535/573] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [629/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:15 is added to alexj's clock.
[02/28/18 11:00:22] alexj grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:22 towards level 61.
[03/01/18 13:13:05] alexj [200/801] has challenged pixelate [417/497] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to alexj's clock.
[03/01/18 16:24:10] alexj [205/801] has challenged astropoint [220/611] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:12:33 is added to alexj's clock.
[03/28/18 16:21:35] JuanMaestro, Pici, and Murii [1745/2201] have team battled alexj, awgh, and vrillusions [1111/2853] and won! 0 days, 05:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/18 00:41:28] acolarh [392/462] has challenged alexj [31/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[03/29/18 04:07:19] alexj [486/801] has challenged Lios [855/869] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:49:05 is added to alexj's clock.
[03/29/18 05:21:43] alexj found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:14:54 towards level 62.