Player Info

User: apiw
Class: monk
Admin?: No
Level: 69
Next level: 13 days, 09:35:42
Status: Offline
Host: reddit89!~reddit89@mycraft1.powered.by.lunarbnc.net
Account Created: Sun Nov 19 13:41:41 2017
Last login: Mon Jan 4 06:25:13 2021
Total time idled: 539 days, 02:46:08
Current position: [58,142]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 98 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 68
charm: 55
gloves: 54
helm: 86
leggings: 47
ring: 68 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 40
tunic: 103 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 246 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 865

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 1 day, 03:38:06
quit: 50 days, 10:58:45

total: 51 days, 14:36:51

Character Modifiers

[11/19/17 14:51:43] apiw [0/1] has challenged TauPan [211/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/19/17 15:33:49] apiw [9/11] has challenged shandor [177/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/19/17 16:14:56] apiw [23/25] has challenged dindinx [262/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/19/17 16:43:11] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:26 towards level 8.
[11/19/17 17:07:49] apiw [13/40] has challenged rxcomm [153/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/19/17 17:43:52] apiw [8/43] has challenged Meta [489/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/17 01:01:44] apiw [81/94] has challenged simple [739/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/17 10:18:07] apiw [7/104] has challenged Nofew [1052/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/17 13:54:09] apiw [28/105] has challenged canton7 [380/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/17 22:22:03] apiw [67/123] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [292/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/21/17 03:56:10] apiw [62/154] has challenged dwfreed [508/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/21/17 10:27:17] apiw [130/158] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [417/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/21/17 14:19:41] Luamil [252/397] has challenged apiw [49/158] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:10 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[11/21/17 18:00:58] apiw [143/164] has challenged Mateusz [135/915] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/22/17 00:20:18] apiw [134/177] has challenged ishanyx [275/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/22/17 10:08:50] apiw [12/218] has challenged basicMiracle [134/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/22/17 21:31:31] apiw [61/218] has challenged vegadark [185/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/23/17 11:20:26] apiw [64/218] has challenged SirMonkeybox [730/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/24/17 03:13:20] apiw [237/251] has challenged sunri5e [464/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/24/17 04:02:46] apiw misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:07 from level 32.
[11/24/17 20:57:29] glorgamitch, vrillusions, and apiw [1610/1883] have team battled adamchainz, basicMiracle, and ishanyx [740/1299] and won! 0 days, 00:17:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/17 22:07:06] apiw [77/251] has challenged damyan [148/769] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/24/17 23:47:36] IndigoTiger [825/1043] has challenged apiw [167/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:27:42 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/25/17 07:25:57] apiw [13/251] has come upon Mirc0p [65/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:06 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/25/17 20:34:29] apiw [119/251] has challenged bender [32/745] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/26/17 02:55:28] J, apiw, and i8Rzoc [232/1105] have team battled Dork_Knight, Bradicus, and bigjay [253/2250] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 16:28:20] apiw [249/251] has challenged pixelate [148/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/26/17 21:33:38] apiw [83/251] has come upon Bradicus [342/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:38 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/27/17 10:46:13] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:05 towards level 35.
[11/27/17 10:54:27] exa, ilbelkyr, and damyan [984/1986] have team battled apiw, Lemelisk, and sunri5e [1211/1899] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 14:59:04] apiw [248/270] has challenged dindinx [180/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/27/17 19:18:38] apiw got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:48 from level 36.
[11/27/17 20:54:07] Mirc0p, xayto, and Sir_Lemming [1364/2086] have team battled Asara, apiw, and m0shbear [1281/2251] and won! 0 days, 09:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 00:50:02] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:43 towards level 36.
[11/28/17 05:29:07] mordac [885/1130] has come upon apiw [88/270] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:15 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/28/17 15:37:40] apiw [258/350] has challenged dodobrain [174/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/28/17 19:36:06] apiw [256/350] has come upon Luamil [63/401] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:02 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/29/17 18:07:39] apiw [67/356] has challenged Euronur [90/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/02/17 18:45:34] Jandre [113/261] has come upon apiw [237/356] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:14 is added to Jandre's clock.
[12/03/17 09:38:09] apiw [261/356] has challenged ilbelkyr [38/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/03/17 22:28:11] apiw [146/356] has come upon dindinx [312/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:50 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/04/17 03:40:50] fbenoit, Elgo, and apiw [362/1268] have team battled Bradicus, Mithkabob, and uhmmm [302/1996] and won! 0 days, 05:22:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 01:11:18] apiw [286/356] has challenged Gerdesas [347/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/05/17 22:40:25] apiw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:52 towards level 40.
[12/08/17 15:27:32] apiw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:24 towards level 40.
[12/08/17 17:13:08] apiw [34/356] has challenged suterismus [611/1352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/09/17 13:51:53] ncarl747 [338/829] has challenged apiw [138/356] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:18:10 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[12/10/17 00:22:31] apiw [56/356] has come upon IndigoTiger [553/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:05:24 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/10/17 08:58:44] Zaratustra [801/1097] has challenged apiw [237/356] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/12/17 01:54:45] apiw [316/356] has challenged shandor [556/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/12/17 05:27:58] apiw, manish17xxx, and TauPan [403/1667] have team battled Syloq, pfoley, and Meta [1747/2128] and lost! 0 days, 15:32:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 14:09:28] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:10 towards level 42.
[12/12/17 18:54:04] apiw [269/356] has come upon AbacusAvenger [196/861] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:03 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/13/17 12:32:42] apiw, ilbelkyr, and RedW [404/1708] have team battled soltys, Brady, and Gizmokid2005 [834/2097] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/17 10:19:20] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:49 towards level 42.
[12/14/17 10:36:59] Euronur, qwerty, and Meta [1234/2163] have team battled vegadark, Cypher, and apiw [440/1959] and won! 0 days, 14:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 16:42:04] apiw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:31 towards level 42.
[12/15/17 10:10:00] apiw [345/503] has challenged MadHatter [425/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/15/17 12:13:30] apiw misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:08:13 from level 43.
[12/17/17 05:03:47] apiw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:00 towards level 43.
[12/18/17 03:04:20] MadHatter [312/670] has challenged apiw [289/503] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:03:25 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[12/18/17 04:22:26] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:24 towards level 43.
[12/18/17 08:09:21] bl4ckscor3, Fluttershy, and apiw [849/2104] have team battled pixelate, Cypher, and nickware [689/2222] and won! 0 days, 04:57:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/17 11:24:07] Bob, Majak, and apiw [768/1482] have team battled awgh, rxcomm, and freeboson [600/2612] and won! 0 days, 03:18:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/17 13:18:23] sigmg [369/553] has challenged apiw [80/503] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:46 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[12/19/17 00:40:05] apiw [9/503] has challenged JensRex [942/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/19/17 02:20:50] dindinx, bl4ckscor3, dwfreed, and apiw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/17 08:20:56] apiw [387/503] has come upon ishanyx [495/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:53 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/20/17 19:00:51] apiw reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! apiw's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/17 02:59:42] apiw [262/507] has come upon Zaratustra [434/1092] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:56 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/21/17 15:51:20] apiw [14/507] has come upon ToHellWithGA [55/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/22/17 09:33:58] apiw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:52 towards level 44.
[12/22/17 12:16:54] D.Va [21/558] has challenged apiw [357/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:23 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/22/17 22:11:29] apiw [68/507] has challenged RedW [551/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/23/17 16:43:26] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:58 towards level 45.
[12/24/17 06:34:50] Taffer, rxcomm, and damyan [1447/2403] have team battled bl4ckscor3, allo, and apiw [184/1530] and won! 0 days, 12:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 20:14:09] dindinx, grooverider, and valdur55 [757/2494] have team battled apiw, idlerpgww, and qbit [625/1782] and won! 2 days, 00:03:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 20:50:12] apiw [81/514] has challenged Mirc0p [545/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/27/17 23:54:33] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:01 towards level 46.
[12/28/17 05:28:14] Mars [155/655] has come upon apiw [65/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:19 is removed from Mars's clock.
[12/29/17 22:06:33] qwerty [106/393] has challenged apiw [81/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[12/31/17 11:42:49] apiw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:55 towards level 46.
[01/01/18 21:15:49] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:33 towards level 46.
[01/02/18 02:26:21] apiw [475/509] has come upon vox [347/1188] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:20 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/02/18 07:18:23] exa [302/866] has come upon apiw [450/509] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:07:41 is added to exa's clock.
[01/02/18 07:30:31] apiw [65/509] has challenged Mars [374/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/04/18 02:46:55] apiw was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:40 from level 47.
[01/05/18 02:50:46] kork, kensington, and KobrAs [438/1563] have team battled apiw, ToHellWithGA, and abra0 [1358/2208] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 12:27:24] apiw, AbacusAvenger, and pants [1371/2252] have team battled Xenthys, Tenorman, and Majak [1583/2165] and lost! 0 days, 17:14:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 13:40:51] apiw [363/509] has challenged Elgo [56/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:47:32 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/07/18 05:45:49] apiw [321/509] has challenged dclaw123 [260/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:48 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/07/18 12:14:36] xit [42/530] has come upon apiw [331/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:46 is added to xit's clock.
[01/07/18 16:51:30] apiw [450/509] has challenged Killerkid [66/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:12:09 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/08/18 08:57:11] Brady [175/614] has challenged apiw [282/509] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:54:37 is added to Brady's clock.
[01/08/18 15:01:57] apiw, petrichor, and dax [1602/2270] have team battled qwerty, sjefen6, and brendan [1238/2221] and won! 0 days, 05:37:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 13:30:19] apiw [392/509] has challenged Asara [126/1213] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:53:39 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/09/18 14:36:43] apiw ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:20:20 from level 48.
[01/10/18 11:09:36] agrajag, nfsnobody, and ncarl747 [2148/2463] have team battled apiw, exa, and KeboDK [1156/2377] and won! 1 day, 20:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/18 14:42:27] apiw [493/509] has come upon xayto [508/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:22:13 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/14/18 05:07:27] apiw [230/509] has challenged ilbelkyr [320/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:33 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/14/18 06:07:47] Tenorman [939/1033] has challenged apiw [299/509] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:31:20 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/15/18 06:09:17] apiw [12/509] has come upon canton7 [542/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:40 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/16/18 11:25:18] MrGlass [274/794] has challenged apiw [296/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:04 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/16/18 12:53:28] LordH, el, and Herb_Tarlek [1611/2289] have team battled apiw, dwfreed, and tspange [1781/1793] and lost! 2 days, 05:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 00:50:41] Syloq, Lenny, and idlerpgww [925/1385] have team battled apiw, Realmy, and nickware [861/2161] and won! 1 day, 20:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 07:56:41] apiw [203/509] has challenged exa [79/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/17/18 08:02:28] apiw found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:12 towards level 49.
[01/18/18 08:50:16] astropoint [130/244] has challenged apiw [76/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:37 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[01/20/18 15:59:31] rxcomm [353/951] has challenged apiw [114/509] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:25:12 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[01/20/18 16:26:25] trashu [132/213] has challenged apiw [220/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to trashu's clock.
[01/20/18 20:52:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 1 day, 18:53:14 toward level 49.
[01/21/18 04:29:28] apiw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:13 towards level 49.
[01/21/18 15:34:55] AncalagonThBlack, apiw, and Sir_Lemming [596/1999] have team battled ilbelkyr, Realmy, and kork [1506/2076] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 19:49:05] apiw misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:22 from level 49.
[01/22/18 07:39:13] apiw [33/526] has challenged allo [240/491] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/23/18 05:31:32] koyaan [372/400] has come upon apiw [214/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:04 is removed from koyaan's clock.
[01/24/18 04:01:13] apiw was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:20:08 from level 50.
[01/24/18 10:31:41] uhmmm, djm, RedW, and apiw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/18 07:36:16] apiw [455/526] has challenged meffe [387/681] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:19:07 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/25/18 08:45:45] apiw, sunri5e, and KeboDK [1924/2008] have team battled blizgerg, dax, and Barry [1619/1976] and won! 1 day, 04:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 07:53:07] damyan, tmberg, and apiw [1335/2198] have team battled theemstra, Yuhno, and Sixbierehomme [1090/1977] and won! 0 days, 18:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/18 08:01:04] apiw [254/526] has come upon JuanMaestro [616/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:52 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/28/18 15:28:41] apiw [284/526] has come upon Fluttershy [30/1053] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:09:31 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/29/18 08:06:44] apiw [80/604] has challenged canton7 [17/789] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/29/18 14:25:22] Eiam, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [2402/2518] have team battled JuanMaestro, apiw, and Tenorman [196/2352] and won! 2 days, 01:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 15:19:22] uhmmm, WallIdl, apiw, and SpikeX have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/18 19:12:43] apiw [135/604] has challenged WereSquirrel [246/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/30/18 01:27:59] apiw stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:55 towards level 51.
[01/30/18 12:38:36] Boohbah [570/817] has challenged apiw [402/604] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:14:38 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[01/31/18 10:25:33] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:24 towards level 51.
[01/31/18 20:44:45] apiw [145/604] has come upon kenyon [851/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:06 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/02/18 06:33:52] Cypher, Zoddo, and soltys [1407/2815] have team battled RedW, apiw, and exa [808/2503] and won! 0 days, 14:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/18 07:49:36] apiw [113/604] has challenged sjefen6 [66/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:31:14 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/04/18 04:18:16] lightstalker, idlerpgww, kenyon, and apiw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/18 21:34:44] apiw [338/604] has challenged koyaan [44/400] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/07/18 05:04:35] apiw [569/604] has come upon nfsnobody [687/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:22:29 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/07/18 10:42:07] apiw [479/604] has come upon crysys [420/480] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:59:04 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/08/18 10:40:12] apiw [404/604] has come upon WooDy [79/379] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:08:50 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/08/18 20:59:26] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:16 towards level 52.
[02/08/18 22:50:44] apiw [333/604] has come upon Pavel [127/179] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:19:28 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/09/18 21:39:52] borsin [75/729] has challenged apiw [384/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:02 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/09/18 22:39:05] apiw [440/604] has come upon MadMan [744/1047] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:59:36 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/10/18 14:54:23] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:37 towards level 52.
[02/10/18 16:18:02] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:43 towards level 52.
[02/11/18 14:00:14] apiw [253/604] has come upon petrichor [259/1144] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:10:42 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/11/18 20:46:18] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:27 towards level 52.
[02/13/18 04:55:08] theemstra, apiw, and Iri [1549/1863] have team battled Mateusz, Atan, and PiotrekD [239/2202] and won! 0 days, 12:59:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 15:13:18] ilbelkyr [564/723] has challenged apiw [507/604] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:39:07 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/13/18 22:46:47] bozo [9/53] has challenged apiw [98/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to bozo's clock.
[02/14/18 18:44:35] apiw [355/604] has come upon rxcomm [217/951] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:34 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/15/18 06:19:36] apiw [228/604] has challenged bigjay [1207/1221] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/15/18 12:29:58] apiw [500/604] has challenged sjefen6 [76/422] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:56:42 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/15/18 17:10:53] KeboDK [130/877] has come upon apiw [373/604] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:23 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[02/16/18 01:57:27] apiw [157/604] has come upon Tenorman [223/1033] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:34:31 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/16/18 15:41:03] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:01 towards level 53.
[02/17/18 07:48:09] apiw [288/604] has challenged elbie [559/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:42:05 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/17/18 10:49:11] prime [108/522] has challenged apiw [463/604] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:56:59 is added to prime's clock.
[02/17/18 14:32:11] Blazee [85/206] has challenged apiw [323/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Blazee's clock.
[02/17/18 20:52:46] D.Va [525/545] has challenged apiw [109/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:26:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/18/18 12:11:54] apiw [294/604] has come upon SirMonkeybox [343/570] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:06:59 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/18/18 14:02:19] Flonk, apiw, and Brady [140/1701] have team battled loomysh, liara, and double [1334/1887] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 18:20:55] greekman [112/191] has challenged apiw [353/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to greekman's clock.
[02/18/18 18:31:13] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:22 towards level 53.
[02/19/18 23:37:43] Sir_Lemming, apiw, and CornFly [727/2475] have team battled moveax, Doctor, and Mateusz [1516/2451] and lost! 1 day, 06:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/18 13:44:24] apiw was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:14:28 from level 53.
[02/21/18 03:20:22] apiw [402/604] has challenged ruan [598/868] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:23:56 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/21/18 15:28:19] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:07 towards level 53.
[02/22/18 13:17:32] Pici [59/1133] has come upon apiw [536/604] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:55:28 is added to Pici's clock.
[02/23/18 01:36:33] RistoUuranmaki, Globalirc, and pants [296/2577] have team battled apiw, sjefen6, and Ttech [1732/2652] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/18 14:48:18] dwfreed [116/498] has challenged apiw [395/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:02 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/24/18 23:50:36] Taffer [604/719] has challenged apiw [201/604] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:15:24 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[02/25/18 07:52:33] apiw [212/604] has come upon Neo [80/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:01:37 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/26/18 01:39:29] apiw [113/604] has come upon kork [30/295] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:04:59 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/26/18 05:04:31] apiw [572/604] has come upon blind [38/936] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:46:26 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/26/18 05:13:55] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:07 towards level 53.
[02/26/18 20:25:11] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:04 towards level 53.
[02/27/18 21:12:53] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:56 towards level 53.
[02/28/18 15:08:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 0 days, 13:30:37 toward level 53.
[02/28/18 19:23:39] AngryParsley [7/899] has challenged apiw [369/604] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:59:08 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/28/18 21:25:57] apiw found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:56 towards level 53.
[03/01/18 00:55:43] apiw was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:02 from level 53.
[03/01/18 09:51:20] apiw [312/604] has challenged Taffer [616/719] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/01/18 09:52:08] apiw [167/604] has come upon SlowRiot [787/943] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:06:39 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/02/18 20:34:02] Boohbah [176/813] has come upon apiw [353/604] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:55 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[03/04/18 16:58:05] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:36:35 towards level 54.
[03/04/18 19:40:43] apiw [396/604] has come upon Bradicus [21/739] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:28:06 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/05/18 20:32:12] AncalagonThBlack [431/651] has challenged apiw [346/604] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[03/06/18 04:49:00] apiw got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:08 from level 54.
[03/06/18 10:45:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 5 days, 23:43:59 toward level 54.
[03/06/18 17:02:21] apiw [153/604] has challenged Andries [151/783] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:06:53 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/07/18 06:06:37] apiw [233/604] has challenged hoglahoo [583/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:06 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/08/18 08:08:10] zifnab06, apiw, and Roxana [1351/2025] have team battled MrGlass, acolarh, and LordH [1883/2121] and lost! 0 days, 05:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 08:59:18] apiw, Iri, and Gizmokid2005 [873/2002] have team battled Milquetoast, zifnab06, and himuraken [2169/2488] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 11:31:21] apiw, SirMonkeybox, and Atan [1020/1735] have team battled KeboDK, el, and Lnk [2059/2079] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/18 12:51:09] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:08 towards level 54.
[03/11/18 03:48:17] apiw [66/604] has come upon TauPan [672/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:01 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/11/18 06:26:24] buksi [351/418] has challenged apiw [428/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to buksi's clock.
[03/11/18 11:16:00] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:37 towards level 54.
[03/11/18 20:39:12] apiw [291/604] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [182/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:15:41 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/12/18 19:12:54] robox [325/809] has come upon apiw [471/604] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:36 is added to robox's clock.
[03/13/18 13:27:06] apiw saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:20 from level 54.
[03/13/18 15:37:56] Agent86, apiw, and KeboDK [969/2087] have team battled Elgo, sigmg, and Gatewayy [1015/2041] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/18 23:04:56] Milquetoast, Heisenberg, and Zaratustra [615/2761] have team battled apiw, himuraken, and bavi [1482/1866] and lost! 1 day, 02:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/18 23:31:50] apiw [203/633] has challenged MrGlass [657/797] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/15/18 17:08:19] apiw [14/633] has come upon m4dc0w [227/345] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:15:42 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/15/18 20:50:27] yano, bender, and Mars [612/2198] have team battled apiw, hannesenator, and Sixbierehomme [2006/2472] and lost! 4 days, 08:44:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 03:57:45] apiw, Zaratustra, and awgh [242/2787] have team battled Brainiac, unicron, and Agent86 [876/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 08:20:15] sbp [28/576] has challenged apiw [474/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/16/18 09:23:21] apiw [601/633] has come upon sigmg [675/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:09:35 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/17/18 01:03:54] apiw [316/633] has come upon AgentThom [99/408] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:51:11 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/18/18 04:22:59] apiw found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:43:02 towards level 55.
[03/18/18 10:37:37] Birdbones [1003/1100] has challenged apiw [449/633] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:08 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/19/18 06:11:58] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:20 towards level 55.
[03/20/18 02:24:00] theemstra, LegendaryQ, and Boohbah [1828/2046] have team battled Fluttershy, Sundance, and apiw [1653/2340] and won! 1 day, 05:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/18 12:54:54] apiw [5/633] has challenged Cameron_D [78/1529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:31 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/22/18 10:25:57] apiw, Ttech, and MJ94 [1841/2980] have team battled hoglahoo, Syloq, and Taffer [274/1775] and won! 0 days, 04:40:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 23:31:05] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:13 towards level 55.
[03/24/18 06:59:08] apiw broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:26:27 from level 55.
[03/24/18 08:07:26] apiw [427/633] has come upon RBecker [728/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:26:07 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/24/18 15:29:16] astropoint [333/621] has challenged apiw [193/633] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:54 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[03/24/18 18:53:48] apiw sharpened the edge of their weapon! apiw's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/18 03:17:42] apiw was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:23 from level 55.
[03/26/18 12:11:29] mefmef [219/294] has challenged apiw [237/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to mefmef's clock.
[03/26/18 17:03:38] apiw [383/651] has come upon max [18/645] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:53 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/26/18 19:37:27] apiw stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:59 towards level 55.
[03/26/18 20:28:44] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:09 towards level 55.
[03/27/18 04:46:44] apiw [484/651] has come upon adamchainz [373/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:33 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/27/18 22:08:39] apiw stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:28 towards level 55.
[03/27/18 22:12:37] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:44 towards level 55.
[03/29/18 15:12:00] apiw, max, and bigjay [1256/2570] have team battled LukeLR, awgh, and Iri [319/1821] and won! 0 days, 15:22:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/18 16:26:14] Zaratustra [209/964] has come upon apiw [248/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:03 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[03/30/18 14:13:06] apiw [604/660] has come upon kork [34/299] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:55 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/30/18 14:13:06] apiw has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:30:40 is added to kork's clock.
[03/30/18 20:56:27] bigjay [243/1265] has come upon apiw [79/660] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:40:20 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[03/31/18 00:37:11] apiw found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:30 towards level 55.
[03/31/18 11:43:20] apiw was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:56 from level 55.
[04/01/18 06:30:41] apiw, SN4T14, and zifnab06 [796/2044] have team battled adamchainz, Killerkid, and Atan [1745/1939] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/18 09:22:52] apiw [584/660] has challenged buksi [434/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/02/18 15:07:52] himuraken, speedmann, and Brainiac [1590/2198] have team battled Milquetoast, apiw, and LukeLR [1012/2128] and won! 0 days, 17:16:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/18 06:15:46] ncarl747 [271/862] has challenged apiw [148/660] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:09:59 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[04/09/18 06:40:16] apiw [309/660] has challenged Sundance [658/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:53:34 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/09/18 07:51:56] grdryn, apiw, and tmberg [1578/2218] have team battled bozo, LukeLR, and Gerdesas [1120/1454] and won! 0 days, 07:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 23:49:10] apiw got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:51 towards level 56.
[04/12/18 08:55:10] apiw [259/660] has come upon irix [780/1020] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:12:31 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/13/18 20:26:27] Agent86 [410/592] has come upon apiw [109/660] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:52:12 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[04/14/18 00:25:44] fattrat, apiw, and greekman [1610/2324] have team battled LordH, bozo, and Virtual [1231/2133] and won! 1 day, 01:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 19:26:05] apiw [47/660] has challenged Iri [474/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:43:02 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/14/18 22:27:11] Lnk [27/724] has challenged apiw [423/660] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:57:52 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/16/18 08:39:29] Khorne [383/1038] has challenged apiw [563/660] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:27:56 is added to Khorne's clock.
[04/18/18 04:54:55] vox [291/1181] has challenged apiw [609/660] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:56:27 is added to vox's clock.
[04/18/18 07:30:06] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:46 towards level 56.
[04/18/18 16:36:53] apiw [73/660] has come upon MadHatter [543/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:35:43 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/19/18 10:04:03] apiw [591/660] has come upon alephnull [203/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:36:35 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/20/18 13:36:02] apiw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:43 towards level 56.
[04/20/18 15:38:47] apiw bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:22 towards level 56.
[04/24/18 21:02:04] apiw ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:18 from level 56.
[04/27/18 04:03:49] apiw [292/682] has challenged acolarh [150/472] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/29/18 01:33:45] apiw [66/682] has challenged speedmann [156/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:04:49 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/30/18 04:12:29] apiw got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:32:10 from level 57.
[04/30/18 12:56:25] apiw [188/682] has come upon tmberg [312/978] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:57:30 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/30/18 15:41:22] Clearcasting [381/385] has challenged apiw [463/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[04/30/18 18:44:54] apiw learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:02 towards level 57.
[04/30/18 20:24:24] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:42:33 towards level 57.
[05/01/18 19:59:41] dindinx, Birdbones, and AncalagonThBlack [2343/2692] have team battled mustek, Tor, and apiw [1909/2194] and won! 0 days, 04:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 22:28:04] csssuf, apiw, JuanMaestro, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/18 18:56:41] Lnk [649/713] has challenged apiw [24/682] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/04/18 01:18:08] sasaniak [101/668] has challenged apiw [407/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:10:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/04/18 20:49:09] xayto [293/784] has come upon apiw [465/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:23:53 is added to xayto's clock.
[05/04/18 20:59:50] Brainiac, Fluttershy, and Cameron_D [1735/3293] have team battled vrillusions, apiw, and bozo [115/2317] and won! 2 days, 22:34:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 18:31:37] apiw met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:26:53 from level 57.
[05/06/18 14:07:39] apiw [413/682] has come upon Lemongrab [150/289] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:29:38 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/06/18 15:32:55] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:43 towards level 57.
[05/07/18 15:50:06] HeavyPodda [281/1033] has challenged apiw [72/682] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:38:20 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/07/18 16:50:27] sjefen6 [168/751] has challenged apiw [666/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:28:31 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/09/18 09:07:10] apiw [39/682] has challenged idisjunction [301/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:29:58 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/09/18 20:11:02] ruan [592/942] has challenged apiw [566/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:23:41 is removed from ruan's clock.
[05/09/18 20:11:02] ruan has dealt apiw a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:21:19 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/10/18 19:10:43] apiw [284/682] has come upon LordH [835/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:13:29 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/11/18 04:22:25] Misza [901/1143] has challenged apiw [541/682] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:58:21 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/12/18 04:53:16] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:22 towards level 57.
[05/13/18 18:56:17] soltys [192/579] has come upon apiw [582/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:57:44 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/15/18 06:46:57] apiw [340/682] has come upon pfoley [72/660] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:45:56 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/17/18 21:39:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 0 days, 22:05:43 toward level 57.
[05/20/18 03:44:56] apiw [450/682] has challenged J [444/688] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/20/18 10:54:12] apiw, Mars, Dork_Knight, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/18 05:43:04] apiw, ohnx, PiotrekD, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/18 07:02:29] apiw, hannesenator, and Luamil [1903/2339] have team battled lipek, SpikeX, and acolarh [889/2692] and won! 2 days, 22:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 10:00:16] apiw was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:49 from level 58.
[05/22/18 07:00:19] liara [143/488] has challenged apiw [492/682] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:33:43 is added to liara's clock.
[05/23/18 11:11:14] apiw [62/682] has challenged hoglahoo [254/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:47 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/23/18 20:30:40] apiw [364/682] has come upon pfoley [43/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:46:32 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/24/18 08:17:27] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:31 towards level 58.
[05/24/18 20:21:40] PinkiePie, Bradicus, and Lemongrab [149/1933] have team battled apiw, nickware, and Majak [1303/1815] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/18 17:11:36] apiw [89/682] has come upon brycec [724/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:04 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/27/18 20:00:02] notlix [202/319] has challenged apiw [313/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to notlix's clock.
[05/28/18 22:11:54] k [225/239] has challenged apiw [482/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to k's clock.
[05/29/18 07:43:17] apiw [254/682] has come upon Andries [230/763] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:01 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/29/18 10:10:00] apiw was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:04 from level 58.
[05/29/18 16:04:32] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:46 towards level 58.
[05/30/18 18:29:38] yano [611/694] has challenged apiw [343/682] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:41 is removed from yano's clock.
[06/01/18 17:49:00] apiw [649/682] has challenged bobvador [170/374] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:09:32 is removed from apiw's clock.
[06/01/18 17:58:31] apiw got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:26:41 from level 59.
[06/01/18 21:39:23] apiw [591/682] has come upon Atan [196/579] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:55:54 is removed from apiw's clock.
[06/03/18 06:55:28] apiw [495/682] has come upon astropoint [280/617] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:13:33 is removed from apiw's clock.
[06/04/18 09:47:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 4 days, 23:24:18 toward level 59.
[06/04/18 12:09:41] apiw [540/682] has challenged prime [81/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:32:09 is removed from apiw's clock.
[06/04/18 21:54:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 1 day, 07:55:02 toward level 59.
[06/04/18 22:14:22] ruan, Luamil, and WallIdl [106/2297] have team battled aismallard, Elgo, and apiw [327/1836] and lost! 1 day, 01:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 15:52:00] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:35 towards level 59.
[06/07/18 01:52:13] MadMan, Andries, and apiw [1068/2528] have team battled fattrat, moveax, and MrGlass [1101/2801] and lost! 2 days, 08:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 18:26:19] apiw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:38 towards level 59.
[06/07/18 23:38:42] Heisenberg [181/953] has challenged apiw [371/682] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:44:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/12/18 03:08:32] sigmg, apiw, and hoglahoo [824/2193] have team battled mustek, ohnx, and fattrat [1882/3263] and lost! 1 day, 20:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/18 08:11:14] Elgo [140/461] has come upon apiw [550/682] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:43:16 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/17/18 04:21:21] apiw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:47 towards level 59.
[06/17/18 14:50:51] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:12 towards level 59.
[06/18/18 13:15:12] apiw [198/682] has come upon liara [240/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:17:59 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/18/18 19:31:25] M144 [3/13] has challenged apiw [464/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to M144's clock.
[06/19/18 15:18:03] apiw [120/682] has come upon Birdbones [542/1281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:06:35 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/19/18 22:44:19] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:18 towards level 59.
[06/21/18 00:39:10] MetaNova, dax, and Axehands [1420/1771] have team battled freeboson, apiw, and Mirc0p [241/2416] and won! 0 days, 00:35:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 02:12:00] you [37/227] has challenged apiw [189/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to you's clock.
[06/23/18 14:19:25] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:38 towards level 59.
[06/24/18 00:16:12] apiw was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:00 towards level 59.
[06/25/18 05:15:42] apiw, TauPan, and cirdan [236/2383] have team battled Crazycatlady, Zoddo, and Andries [1856/2489] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/18 09:15:26] alephnull, apiw, and freeboson [1413/2292] have team battled sjefen6, Misza, and khmerboy [2158/2369] and lost! 0 days, 04:45:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 13:47:25] apiw [355/696] has challenged IdleMaster [695/749] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/27/18 18:23:14] simple [550/931] has challenged apiw [136/696] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:26:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/27/18 19:23:35] apiw [115/696] has challenged aismallard [429/709] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:12:26 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/27/18 20:23:58] D.Va [39/617] has challenged apiw [3/696] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:37:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[06/30/18 15:46:58] apiw lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:33:02 from level 60.
[06/30/18 21:37:14] Fluttershy, zid, and Maruiki [1766/2409] have team battled Virtual, apiw, and xit [567/2324] and won! 0 days, 10:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 22:50:22] apiw [486/707] has come upon dclaw123 [51/1026] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:25:12 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/01/18 14:04:49] apiw found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:58:14 towards level 60.
[07/01/18 14:49:15] apiw [686/707] has come upon kenyon [6/1067] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:19:06 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/02/18 07:01:11] apiw [308/729] has challenged Nistur [343/469] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:12:32 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/02/18 19:52:03] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:50 towards level 60.
[07/03/18 23:23:44] abra0 [787/1006] has challenged apiw [566/729] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:05:28 is removed from abra0's clock.
[07/03/18 23:50:28] womblecat [210/582] has come upon apiw [12/729] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:08:28 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[07/04/18 05:49:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 21 days, 01:24:25 toward level 60.
[07/04/18 16:15:45] petrichor [1019/1197] has challenged apiw [594/729] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[07/05/18 08:49:27] Heisenberg [456/933] has come upon apiw [41/729] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:43:03 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/06/18 03:33:41] apiw [519/729] has challenged theemstra [632/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:43:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/06/18 03:33:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 1 day, 13:06:39 toward level 60.
[07/06/18 14:58:03] dax, freeboson, and mustek [181/2615] have team battled grooverider, Lemelisk, and apiw [2005/3188] and lost! 1 day, 12:10:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/18 18:35:22] apiw [414/729] has come upon zifnab06 [138/606] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:37 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/07/18 04:34:23] Smith [116/157] has challenged apiw [53/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:36 is removed from Smith's clock.
[07/07/18 10:44:37] ohnx [960/1021] has challenged apiw [226/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:59:29 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[07/07/18 19:35:03] Sharky4, Ironhoof, and Andries [15/2558] have team battled simple, apiw, and Zye [1834/2870] and lost! 1 day, 20:20:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 19:47:47] sunri5e [321/881] has challenged apiw [564/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:37:26 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[07/08/18 02:03:31] apiw got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:24 from level 60.
[07/08/18 11:30:48] apiw misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:48 from level 60.
[07/08/18 12:24:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 0 days, 16:56:41 toward level 60.
[07/11/18 08:11:59] Highdude [135/374] has challenged apiw [528/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/11/18 23:38:58] apiw [225/729] has challenged manish17xxx [932/1003] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/12/18 07:23:11] apiw [133/729] has come upon Pici [950/1071] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:44:31 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/12/18 22:32:08] apiw [693/729] has come upon dax [582/606] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:21:59 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/15/18 03:29:08] apiw [482/729] has come upon ishanyx [128/603] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:13:08 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/15/18 04:44:10] Brady, Lemongrab, and el [949/2116] have team battled borsin, LordH, and apiw [905/2333] and won! 1 day, 02:12:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 18:53:51] vox [255/1179] has challenged apiw [386/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:37:58 is added to vox's clock.
[07/15/18 21:54:54] m0shbear [86/722] has challenged apiw [724/729] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:23:05 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[07/16/18 05:57:41] apiw [477/729] has challenged qwerty [119/664] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:16:01 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/16/18 23:06:19] el [624/908] has come upon apiw [640/729] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:28:06 is added to el's clock.
[07/17/18 13:06:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 21 days, 15:20:16 toward level 61.
[07/17/18 22:03:41] apiw was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:36:21 from level 61.
[07/18/18 17:55:35] apiw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:24 towards level 61.
[07/20/18 10:19:20] MJ94 [331/679] has challenged apiw [665/729] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/23/18 01:51:55] IndigoTiger, pants, and Iri [938/2605] have team battled elf, codedeeply, and apiw [1611/2720] and lost! 2 days, 13:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 03:40:45] FecklessGnome [56/80] has challenged apiw [583/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to FecklessGnome's clock.
[07/25/18 00:34:27] allo, apiw, and fattrat [692/2460] have team battled el, borsin, and Elgo [319/1932] and won! 0 days, 08:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 14:33:37] brendan, exotime, and grooverider [130/3214] have team battled Dork_Knight, MJ94, and apiw [448/2517] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/18 11:13:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 1 day, 19:42:23 toward level 61.
[07/29/18 06:32:25] Fluttershy [74/1023] has come upon apiw [629/729] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:16:09 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/30/18 08:07:44] apiw [658/729] has come upon niko [385/607] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:13 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/30/18 12:08:01] elf [44/1123] has come upon apiw [238/729] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:23:24 is added to elf's clock.
[08/01/18 09:47:17] apiw [333/729] has challenged rxcomm [658/981] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/02/18 02:03:49] apiw [502/729] has challenged crysys [408/721] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:20:21 is removed from apiw's clock.
[08/03/18 00:03:36] apiw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:08:31 towards level 62.
[08/03/18 16:51:30] apiw [311/729] has come upon Majak [434/465] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:25:45 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/04/18 06:00:45] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:58:35 towards level 62.
[08/05/18 03:29:09] bootdisk [786/981] has come upon apiw [42/729] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:06:00 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[08/06/18 23:41:44] apiw was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:42:41 from level 62.
[08/07/18 02:36:03] apiw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:56:59 towards level 62.
[08/07/18 03:34:57] HellSpawn [128/152] has challenged apiw [136/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/09/18 12:46:21] apiw was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:32:37 from level 62.
[08/11/18 13:43:49] apiw [229/729] has come upon ToHellWithGA [238/844] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:46:53 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/11/18 23:29:23] apiw [198/729] has challenged dclaw123 [538/1026] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:38:54 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/13/18 08:22:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 14 days, 10:32:45 toward level 62.
[08/13/18 17:16:15] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:06:16 towards level 62.
[08/15/18 07:08:25] apiw, Lemelisk, and Nistur [2051/2419] have team battled lightstalker, zankore, and pants [1131/2436] and won! 0 days, 15:28:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/18 22:24:44] apiw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:15:44 towards level 62.
[08/31/18 03:36:13] soltys [366/587] has challenged apiw [14/729] in combat and won! 30 days, 00:03:38 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/02/18 15:19:40] apiw got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:49 towards level 62.
[09/03/18 00:18:44] pztrn [15/20] has challenged apiw [158/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to pztrn's clock.
[09/03/18 04:27:34] Tim, bootdisk, and mwhahaha [1004/2384] have team battled Nofew, Misza, and apiw [2525/2917] and lost! 1 day, 21:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/18 10:35:59] shandor, wolfkin, and bigjay [1687/2420] have team battled mordac, apiw, and lipek [187/3103] and won! 0 days, 13:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/18 19:35:19] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:05 towards level 62.
[09/03/18 21:21:42] apiw [159/729] has come upon kenyon [860/1098] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:59:05 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/04/18 03:30:22] apiw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:05 towards level 62.
[09/06/18 11:12:44] dxtr [173/608] has come upon apiw [459/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:47 is added to dxtr's clock.
[09/06/18 11:51:26] FSM [215/388] has challenged apiw [77/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/06/18 21:42:25] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:15 towards level 62.
[09/07/18 00:31:40] niko [468/607] has challenged apiw [170/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:00 is removed from niko's clock.
[09/09/18 12:08:50] Flonk [335/782] has come upon apiw [457/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:42 is added to Flonk's clock.
[09/10/18 14:16:35] apiw was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:29 towards level 62.
[09/12/18 02:30:12] wulk, Cameron_D, and apiw [1703/2906] have team battled sigmg, suterismus, and irix [1363/3039] and won! 1 day, 10:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 08:28:28] apiw died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:40 from level 62.
[09/13/18 16:35:37] waifu, Syloq, apiw, and m0shbear have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/18 03:06:13] apiw [87/729] has come upon Cypher [758/1153] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:43 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/15/18 09:38:39] apiw [37/729] has challenged Nofew [1/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:33:59 is removed from apiw's clock.
[09/16/18 04:44:56] apiw [169/729] has challenged simple [459/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:05 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/17/18 05:01:42] apiw [46/729] has challenged Andries [268/745] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:50 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/17/18 08:56:02] theZoMBiE [40/90] has challenged apiw [252/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 16:16:38] apiw [339/729] has come upon dindinx [607/805] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:11:38 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/17/18 18:32:00] shymega [532/627] has come upon apiw [516/729] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:28:54 is removed from shymega's clock.
[09/18/18 13:33:22] mefmef, Sharky4, and vegadark [1382/2032] have team battled Roxana, apiw, and Atan [1160/2305] and won! 2 days, 10:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 15:05:18] Curious_Onion, Cameron_D, and bootdisk [2617/3224] have team battled kork, apiw, and KeboDK [396/2135] and won! 0 days, 00:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 01:22:01] Tenorman, ilbelkyr, and KeboDK [2122/2999] have team battled vrillusions, Psilocybe, and apiw [213/2705] and won! 1 day, 16:41:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 01:24:35] csc2ya [297/438] has challenged apiw [12/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:48 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[09/21/18 02:20:25] yano, apiw, and zifnab06 [85/2128] have team battled Kratos, adamus1red, and ishanyx [1127/1462] and lost! 1 day, 16:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 04:33:53] ishanyx [512/652] has challenged apiw [57/729] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:31:06 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[09/22/18 19:28:45] apiw [260/729] has come upon Beavis [1016/1030] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:35:10 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/23/18 09:08:24] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:43:31 towards level 63.
[09/23/18 09:48:14] apiw [268/729] has come upon m0shbear [710/788] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:54:13 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/23/18 18:46:41] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:04:46 towards level 63.
[09/24/18 22:02:50] apiw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:04:12 towards level 63.
[09/26/18 05:27:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 29 days, 21:11:01 toward level 63.
[09/26/18 23:25:09] apiw got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:11:37 from level 63.
[09/27/18 11:22:41] yano [528/694] has come upon apiw [117/729] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:04:50 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/27/18 14:15:50] apiw [376/729] has come upon WallIdl [303/722] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:58:55 is removed from apiw's clock.
[09/27/18 16:59:19] brendan [1029/1374] has come upon apiw [686/729] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:58:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/28/18 22:08:17] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:56 towards level 63.
[09/29/18 04:54:31] Xenthys [108/510] has come upon apiw [337/729] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:39:15 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[09/29/18 22:03:52] apiw sharpened the edge of their weapon! apiw's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/18 09:20:40] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:22 towards level 63.
[09/30/18 10:35:25] Mateusz, Gizmokid2005, apiw, and Taffer have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/18 12:15:56] grooverider, Eldoreth, and Sundance [2653/3052] have team battled apiw, Andries, and petrichor [1201/2749] and won! 3 days, 01:40:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 01:02:18] apiw [231/747] has come upon dindinx [745/805] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:20:12 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/01/18 02:36:27] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:46 towards level 63.
[10/01/18 20:54:34] apiw [604/747] has challenged Brainiac [184/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:47:16 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/01/18 22:22:20] apiw [380/747] has come upon Roxana [230/1035] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:46:54 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/02/18 12:29:53] x0, Zye, and apiw [429/2370] have team battled PinkiePie, womblecat, and grooverider [764/2839] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/18 22:55:16] apiw [611/747] has come upon HeavyPodda [632/980] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:25 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/05/18 19:44:43] apiw [587/747] has come upon Tenorman [482/1051] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:53:25 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/06/18 18:35:19] tmberg [382/1050] has challenged apiw [430/753] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:52:30 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/07/18 05:56:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 0 days, 17:58:57 toward level 63.
[10/07/18 13:38:47] apiw [557/753] has challenged Tor [529/1101] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/07/18 18:15:34] donpdonp [173/345] has come upon apiw [365/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:36 is added to donpdonp's clock.
[10/08/18 03:45:30] soltys [500/587] has challenged apiw [134/753] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:39:18 is removed from soltys's clock.
[10/09/18 07:56:11] apiw [551/753] has challenged Bradicus [578/765] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:36:09 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/10/18 16:36:11] apiw [434/753] has come upon ToHellWithGA [300/944] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:10:11 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/11/18 21:17:28] apiw [282/753] has challenged Milquetoast [561/947] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:04:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/12/18 10:21:50] apiw [296/753] has challenged xit [727/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:37:45 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/13/18 07:47:34] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:08:52 towards level 64.
[10/13/18 11:39:34] apiw [101/753] has come upon ncarl747 [293/810] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:27:18 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/13/18 11:41:49] brendan, IllusiveMan_, and apiw [682/2524] have team battled MJ94, vrillusions, and Ttech [3245/3663] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 23:47:10] apiw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:28:27 towards level 64.
[10/15/18 21:46:24] apiw got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:42:11 towards level 64.
[10/16/18 00:48:22] neurospex [184/1197] has challenged apiw [203/753] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:51:49 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/16/18 18:07:50] apiw [597/753] has come upon damyan [47/945] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:01:25 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/17/18 23:03:36] jrosmith [728/893] has challenged apiw [182/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:32:12 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[10/20/18 02:27:59] Brainiac [6/706] has come upon apiw [49/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:40:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[10/20/18 05:31:01] M144 [68/547] has come upon apiw [561/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:29:06 is added to M144's clock.
[10/20/18 05:35:05] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:07:28 towards level 64.
[10/20/18 07:22:10] apiw [684/796] has challenged PiotrekD [385/660] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:49:56 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/20/18 16:25:12] apiw [42/796] has challenged Zye [827/1306] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:40:12 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/21/18 06:32:14] apiw fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! apiw's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/18 11:08:48] apiw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:28 towards level 64.
[10/22/18 16:06:20] mordac, Khorne, and alephnull [1247/2924] have team battled djm, apiw, and JuanMaestro [1326/2468] and lost! 2 days, 23:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/18 19:18:15] apiw broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:47:52 from level 64.
[10/25/18 12:06:54] apiw [19/783] has challenged ohnx [146/1041] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:57:56 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/25/18 17:08:44] apiw [34/783] has challenged PiotrekD [424/660] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:56:47 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/25/18 18:07:47] apiw [524/783] has come upon Andries [451/779] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:58:00 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/26/18 02:35:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 8 days, 02:05:29 toward level 64.
[10/26/18 13:39:18] sunri5e [426/1150] has challenged apiw [547/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:28:26 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[10/26/18 22:26:45] rxcomm, freeboson, and yano [2166/2539] have team battled Lnk, apiw, and Crazycatlady [935/2234] and won! 1 day, 12:13:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 00:43:07] Majak [59/475] has challenged apiw [229/783] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:16:25 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/27/18 14:21:56] apiw [646/783] has challenged petrichor [946/1216] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:07 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/31/18 09:08:51] apiw [636/783] has challenged Khorne [723/1058] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/12/18 13:53:36] zid, Gizmokid2005, and M144 [2389/2552] have team battled apiw, LukeLR, and mwhahaha [2131/2413] and won! 0 days, 05:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 03:30:12] Cameron_D [122/1608] has challenged apiw [556/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:08 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/13/18 20:05:23] mistaEvO8 [110/147] has challenged apiw [596/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/14/18 02:35:29] BagelBites [342/486] has challenged apiw [468/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:52 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[11/15/18 10:49:25] Birdbones, WallIdl, and cirdan [390/3026] have team battled jrosmith, ishanyx, and apiw [510/2341] and lost! 4 days, 22:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/18 22:03:47] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:43:10 towards level 65.
[11/15/18 22:34:55] apiw [74/783] has come upon popey [21/374] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:16:22 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/19/18 08:32:04] Xenthys [453/518] has come upon apiw [736/783] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:18:09 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/19/18 14:40:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 8 days, 04:54:58 toward level 65.
[11/20/18 12:21:43] nickware [779/903] has come upon apiw [394/783] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:17:11 is removed from nickware's clock.
[11/20/18 12:21:43] nickware has dealt apiw a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:37:04 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/18 13:51:52] Nistur [126/522] has come upon apiw [639/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:03:02 is added to Nistur's clock.
[11/20/18 23:31:18] apiw was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:55:38 from level 65.
[11/21/18 06:23:00] apiw sharpened the edge of their weapon! apiw's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/18 13:47:10] HellSpawn [410/428] has challenged apiw [333/803] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:40:49 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/21/18 15:19:35] apiw bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:47:10 towards level 65.
[11/21/18 19:03:51] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:23 towards level 65.
[11/22/18 15:20:03] Roxana, IllusiveMan_, and sunri5e [1028/2864] have team battled borsin, mordac, and apiw [2446/2705] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/18 23:30:47] apiw was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:48:43 from level 65.
[11/25/18 00:08:29] apiw spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apiw's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/18 13:19:27] mordac, AngryParsley, and Xenofex [2639/2887] have team battled dax, ruan, and apiw [117/2619] and won! 0 days, 11:21:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 06:52:57] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:49 towards level 65.
[12/05/18 14:07:29] apiw burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apiw's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/18 16:15:22] apiw [679/787] has come upon tmberg [738/1050] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:46:17 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/06/18 08:50:15] apiw [18/787] has come upon m0shbear [108/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:39:13 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/08/18 03:05:07] Milquetoast, apiw, and tmberg [1452/2810] have team battled dax, Bradicus, and MadMan [1397/2549] and won! 1 day, 00:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/18 10:48:00] BagelBites [28/505] has challenged apiw [173/787] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:32:50 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[12/09/18 22:28:37] apiw [347/787] has come upon acolarh [252/676] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:02:07 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/09/18 23:09:22] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:20:19 towards level 65.
[12/10/18 09:59:05] SCSi [229/526] has challenged apiw [758/787] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:00:02 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/11/18 00:47:23] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:29 towards level 65.
[12/12/18 07:13:41] Heisenberg, Agent86, and apiw [1940/2163] have team battled pants, fragment1, and himuraken [2110/2217] and lost! 2 days, 07:00:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 14:47:36] apiw fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:49:30 from level 65.
[12/14/18 23:13:46] IndigoTiger, Bolverk, and el [2042/2060] have team battled apiw, Cameron_D, and niko [1269/2992] and won! 0 days, 01:18:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 15:04:55] Sharky4, petrichor, and Yuhno [1838/2622] have team battled apiw, h00k, and bobvador [1286/2069] and won! 0 days, 00:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 16:21:03] Hypino [7/268] has challenged apiw [554/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Hypino's clock.
[12/16/18 18:59:22] apiw reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apiw's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/18 06:57:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 1 day, 03:04:40 toward level 65.
[12/17/18 08:04:25] brendan, Vroomfondel, and dclaw123 [1022/3132] have team battled apiw, crudd, and M144 [350/1977] and won! 0 days, 04:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 02:55:55] apiw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:50 towards level 65.
[12/18/18 05:09:09] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:14:52 towards level 65.
[12/18/18 12:59:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 2 days, 11:29:16 toward level 65.
[12/18/18 14:46:43] apiw [2/790] has come upon D.Va [728/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:38 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/19/18 10:29:18] apiw [575/790] has challenged jrosmith [523/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:26:03 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/20/18 11:40:14] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:42 towards level 65.
[12/20/18 17:36:34] apiw [18/790] has challenged irix [316/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:26 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/21/18 20:48:49] apiw [501/790] has come upon Curious_Onion [419/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:36:44 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/24/18 05:58:10] Milquetoast [708/967] has challenged apiw [216/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:28:38 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/24/18 19:50:05] apiw [156/825] has challenged lipek [1021/1262] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:17:15 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/24/18 20:52:37] Sharky4 [203/734] has come upon apiw [113/825] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:28:41 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[12/25/18 21:07:05] apiw [676/825] has challenged astropoint [133/851] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:46:19 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/26/18 02:08:12] Milquetoast [445/967] has challenged apiw [70/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:11:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/26/18 02:55:55] DrJosh9000 [129/506] has come upon apiw [475/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:12 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/26/18 16:38:49] apiw [162/825] has come upon Yuhno [130/674] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:21:38 is removed from apiw's clock.
[12/27/18 00:25:14] Nistur, psycho, and buksi [1380/1920] have team battled apiw, Bradicus, and Atan [42/2139] and won! 0 days, 08:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 06:44:36] Curious_Onion [367/668] has challenged apiw [78/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[12/27/18 08:18:57] apiw [123/825] has come upon HeavyPodda [361/1024] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:33:53 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/28/18 17:22:40] apiw [394/825] has challenged Lnk [587/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:45:15 is added to apiw's clock.
[12/30/18 01:32:40] snakegums [35/194] has challenged apiw [507/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to snakegums's clock.
[12/30/18 05:56:55] mistaEvO8, IndigoTiger, and apiw [151/2076] have team battled Ttech, el, and Flonk [1813/3559] and lost! 0 days, 05:21:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 10:05:26] apiw, Lemelisk, and waifu [2135/2849] have team battled xit, IdleMaster, and tspange [2043/2560] and won! 4 days, 04:23:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 13:22:17] M0W [8/56] has challenged apiw [361/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to M0W's clock.
[12/31/18 10:37:56] D.Va [282/776] has challenged apiw [794/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:31:05 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/31/18 20:04:25] apiw [34/825] has come upon xonic [376/402] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:14:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/03/19 08:54:57] apiw [706/825] has come upon elbie [562/973] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:47:37 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/03/19 17:43:31] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:06 towards level 66.
[01/04/19 10:08:08] apiw set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:05:08 from level 66.
[01/04/19 16:01:46] apiw [430/825] has challenged xayto [449/797] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:11:31 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/04/19 22:11:19] apiw learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:55:39 towards level 66.
[01/04/19 23:37:47] apiw set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:20:04 from level 66.
[01/05/19 01:24:52] apiw was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:27:01 from level 66.
[01/31/19 14:18:48] apiw [459/825] has challenged Misza [818/1220] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:24:36 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/01/19 16:59:39] bootdisk [833/1290] has come upon apiw [563/825] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:18:46 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/02/19 05:15:02] apiw has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:33:20 from level 66.
[02/03/19 03:51:25] HellSpawn, Reilly, and apiw [1582/1732] have team battled Cameron_D, SirMonkeybox, and zygren [2585/2649] and lost! 1 day, 19:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/19 21:31:45] bigjay [51/1435] has come upon apiw [750/829] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:14:09 is added to bigjay's clock.
[02/04/19 03:00:38] petrichor, Curious_Onion, and apiw [1855/2761] have team battled DrJosh9000, Heisenberg, and djm [1840/2059] and won! 0 days, 10:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 13:29:22] brycec, elbie, and apiw [977/3017] have team battled Khorne, Cameron_D, and HellSpawn [586/3097] and won! 0 days, 18:34:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 15:28:56] dindinx, bp, and Mirc0p [1213/2268] have team battled PiotrekD, apiw, and blind [1003/2536] and won! 0 days, 04:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 01:47:06] apiw [782/829] has come upon sunri5e [125/1152] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:56:41 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/06/19 09:16:09] Jay_of_Delucia [398/446] has challenged apiw [819/829] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[02/07/19 04:42:12] apiw [752/829] has come upon borsin [6/600] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:57:42 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/07/19 10:09:53] vegadark, Nofew, and dax [306/2156] have team battled zygren, TimWolla, and apiw [714/2463] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 15:22:13] blabber [137/206] has challenged apiw [815/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to blabber's clock.
[02/07/19 22:21:04] apiw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:58:43 towards level 66.
[02/11/19 23:41:07] Heisenberg [67/702] has challenged apiw [614/829] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:18:46 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/12/19 02:11:33] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:41:02 towards level 66.
[02/12/19 06:12:59] apiw [703/829] has challenged ilbelkyr [189/950] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:42:46 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/13/19 04:40:49] apiw got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:43 towards level 66.
[02/14/19 19:23:43] Pici [749/1164] has challenged apiw [686/829] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:55:13 is removed from Pici's clock.
[02/15/19 04:59:24] apiw, Nuae, manish17xxx, and alephnull have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/19 21:02:33] mordac, neurospex, and Nistur [1575/3266] have team battled apiw, Maria, and wMw [832/1692] and won! 1 day, 19:23:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/19 08:50:11] apiw [234/829] has come upon dax [462/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:07 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/18/19 11:58:47] elf, suterismus, and apiw [1617/3292] have team battled Majak, IllusiveMan_, and allo [554/1628] and won! 1 day, 10:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/19 17:20:32] Homme, apiw, and loomysh [507/2001] have team battled Bradicus, cirdan, and LordH [834/2919] and lost! 0 days, 20:14:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/19 03:21:24] apiw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:48 towards level 66.
[02/19/19 11:13:28] apiw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:40 towards level 66.
[02/20/19 21:09:22] apiw bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:25 towards level 66.
[02/20/19 23:04:08] Nuae, Sundance, and Majak [1361/1696] have team battled apiw, sjefen6, and dayman [1652/2032] and lost! 0 days, 17:06:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 00:03:21] apiw [509/829] has challenged rxcomm [930/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:52:13 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/22/19 08:41:55] elf [1066/1177] has come upon apiw [447/829] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:05:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/22/19 13:10:34] apiw, tmberg, and L [2504/2632] have team battled Sixbierehomme, skarlso, and zygren [234/1610] and won! 0 days, 08:20:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 05:10:01] allo [436/619] has challenged apiw [248/829] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:26:21 is removed from allo's clock.
[02/23/19 09:03:09] skarlso [64/363] has challenged apiw [212/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to skarlso's clock.
[02/23/19 19:00:42] apiw left their weapon out in the rain to rust! apiw's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/19 22:30:44] apiw [483/806] has challenged max [596/794] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/24/19 07:15:48] apiw [453/806] has challenged IdleMaster [50/779] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:03:39 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/24/19 10:55:15] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:08:34 towards level 67.
[02/24/19 11:26:39] MetaNova [613/713] has come upon apiw [8/806] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:11:58 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[02/25/19 17:07:39] apiw discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:38:22 towards level 67.
[02/26/19 08:06:19] Opie [13/849] has challenged apiw [594/806] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Opie's clock.
[02/26/19 17:19:12] apiw [109/806] has come upon alephnull [193/787] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:10:33 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/27/19 19:56:04] apiw [361/806] has come upon Curious_Onion [457/715] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:54:03 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/28/19 04:39:41] woonack [230/493] has challenged apiw [483/806] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:43:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/28/19 08:11:55] Fritzl [12/103] has challenged apiw [235/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Fritzl's clock.
[02/28/19 22:35:29] apiw was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:55:13 from level 67.
[03/01/19 14:48:51] apiw got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:08:39 towards level 67.
[03/02/19 01:49:51] Atan [475/785] has challenged apiw [550/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:04 is added to Atan's clock.
[03/02/19 08:02:13] xit, Asara, and brendan [2424/3811] have team battled Crazycatlady, apiw, and loomysh [771/2244] and won! 1 day, 16:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/19 00:52:43] Andries, Misza, and apiw [2680/2842] have team battled el, Zoddo, and dindinx [979/3075] and won! 0 days, 06:06:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/19 16:39:54] pixelate [250/480] has come upon apiw [655/806] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:59:35 is added to pixelate's clock.
[03/05/19 22:51:39] Tenorman [206/1087] has come upon apiw [223/806] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:39:19 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/06/19 16:15:47] apiw [678/806] has challenged darkmage [185/1152] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:54:05 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/06/19 20:53:12] lipek, sbp, and Pici [701/3066] have team battled MJ94, Beavis, and apiw [1998/2620] and lost! 2 days, 20:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/19 09:21:29] apiw [261/806] has come upon Tor [577/1157] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:49:22 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/08/19 12:44:16] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:03 towards level 67.
[03/09/19 00:39:36] apiw [565/806] has come upon Sixbierehomme [28/792] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:19:44 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/09/19 06:28:25] xayto [310/727] has challenged apiw [351/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:36 is added to xayto's clock.
[03/10/19 04:55:06] fattrat [1033/1223] has come upon apiw [116/806] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:09:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/10/19 21:17:11] apiw [798/806] has come upon Sundance [366/787] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:35:56 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/10/19 21:38:07] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:29 towards level 67.
[03/11/19 18:18:09] moaz, GilbertErik, and apiw [2009/2054] have team battled Heisenberg, AbacusAvenger, and Everyman [2186/2242] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/19 03:50:06] apiw [32/806] has come upon dayman [373/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:19:27 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/14/19 13:58:48] Lemongrab, max, and dayman [1890/2046] have team battled canton7, apiw, and TauPan [10/2151] and won! 0 days, 09:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 15:05:02] canton7, M144, and Sixbierehomme [2394/2500] have team battled ishanyx, apiw, and astropoint [1616/2312] and won! 0 days, 00:37:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 09:03:01] bebbet [135/560] has challenged apiw [764/806] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:52:54 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/16/19 12:14:58] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:41 towards level 67.
[03/18/19 06:34:08] grooverider, strife, and pixelate [776/2307] have team battled apiw, womblecat, and suterismus [2194/2737] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 09:38:31] apiw got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:28 from level 67.
[03/18/19 12:02:34] apiw [52/806] has come upon J [36/713] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:42:01 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/18/19 16:30:57] dayman, Beavis, and apiw [595/2430] have team battled TauPan, woonack, and suterismus [2200/2223] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 21:15:41] apiw [433/806] has challenged djm [635/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:17:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/22/19 09:38:04] bisco [118/130] has challenged apiw [393/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/22/19 19:34:10] apiw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:25 towards level 67.
[03/23/19 14:46:09] algernon [16/53] has challenged apiw [16/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:03 is removed from algernon's clock.
[03/23/19 14:51:49] Mars, CornFly, and apiw [408/3137] have team battled AbacusAvenger, kenyon, and LukeLR [784/2677] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/19 20:06:19] apiw found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:41 towards level 67.
[03/27/19 01:56:54] apiw sharpened the edge of their weapon! apiw's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/19 12:00:56] Clearcasting [343/638] has challenged apiw [301/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:54 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[03/27/19 19:33:10] apiw [593/826] has come upon jvoisin [42/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:09 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/28/19 06:41:30] RedW [869/998] has come upon apiw [90/826] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:32:14 is removed from RedW's clock.
[03/28/19 08:07:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apiw with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:42:49 from level 67.
[03/29/19 00:09:16] FSM [270/680] has challenged apiw [138/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:48:27 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/29/19 03:52:53] brendan [685/1384] has come upon apiw [564/826] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:07:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/29/19 13:12:08] apiw [705/826] has challenged HeavyPodda [362/1040] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:44 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/29/19 13:12:08] apiw has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:53:38 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/30/19 10:43:49] PlasmaStar [57/240] has challenged apiw [787/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[03/30/19 16:11:31] apiw [45/826] has challenged Birdbones [563/1414] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:31:39 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/31/19 16:23:48] apiw [668/826] has challenged Fritzl [310/311] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:49:55 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/01/19 04:17:30] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:14:08 towards level 68.
[04/01/19 11:40:55] chauffer [89/186] has challenged apiw [279/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to chauffer's clock.
[04/01/19 12:14:45] apiw was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:50:06 from level 68.
[04/01/19 13:24:48] apiw, Geela, and The_Joker [829/1862] have team battled zhalla, kork, and Ttech [1993/2535] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 20:47:13] Kropotkin [68/367] has come upon apiw [680/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:56 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[04/01/19 21:58:21] apiw misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:34:26 from level 68.
[04/02/19 00:44:38] apiw caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:40:04 towards level 68.
[04/02/19 05:04:08] apiw [56/826] has come upon lavamind [103/260] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:53:19 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/02/19 13:32:33] apiw sharpened the edge of their weapon! apiw's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/19 15:04:01] apiw EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:59:14 from level 68.
[04/02/19 18:12:43] woonack, apiw, and zankore [30/2374] have team battled Everyman, rxcomm, and dindinx [1031/2826] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 05:12:42] apiw, MetaNova, grooverider, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/19 14:37:58] apiw [487/848] has come upon twado [19/407] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:01:24 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/05/19 04:23:10] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:22 towards level 68.
[04/14/19 17:05:39] apiw stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:19 towards level 68.
[04/15/19 09:59:17] psycho, pixelate, and algernon [362/1304] have team battled apiw, vegadark, and AngryParsley [1461/2704] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/19 14:07:13] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:38 towards level 68.
[04/15/19 16:25:28] apiw bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:59:33 towards level 68.
[04/15/19 22:45:13] algernon [224/379] has challenged apiw [516/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to algernon's clock.
[04/16/19 01:57:10] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:42:26 towards level 68.
[04/16/19 02:54:18] canton7 [526/950] has come upon apiw [212/848] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:05:54 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/16/19 21:44:06] apiw ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:03 from level 68.
[04/19/19 07:05:42] apiw [391/848] has challenged Eldoreth [462/1014] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:02:23 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/20/19 23:14:43] apiw [227/848] has challenged max [369/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:32:52 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/21/19 07:23:03] apiw [169/848] has come upon LapTop006 [97/347] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:25:14 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/21/19 17:16:53] apiw learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:40 towards level 68.
[04/22/19 06:24:46] bootdisk [473/942] has come upon apiw [671/848] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:43:50 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[04/22/19 09:25:41] apiw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:57:41 towards level 68.
[04/24/19 06:50:23] Clearcasting [274/629] has come upon apiw [546/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:09:10 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[04/24/19 12:34:08] AncalagonThBlack [760/768] has challenged apiw [437/848] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:18:46 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[04/24/19 13:05:37] apiw [141/848] has come upon Tenorman [766/1122] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:17:18 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/26/19 04:15:58] apiw bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:12:01 from level 68.
[04/26/19 11:38:56] apiw [838/848] has come upon alephnull [445/782] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:28:50 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/27/19 13:22:27] pollo, Iceman, and robox [45/2034] have team battled sjefen6, Heisenberg, and apiw [1745/2474] and lost! 0 days, 20:10:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/19 10:57:25] apiw [169/848] has come upon rxcomm [448/1073] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:07:47 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/28/19 17:57:09] apiw [375/848] has challenged SirMonkeybox [387/544] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:39:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/28/19 18:57:20] manish17xxx [92/754] has challenged apiw [486/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:03 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[04/29/19 19:17:20] apiw [761/848] has come upon canton7 [751/944] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:26:33 is removed from apiw's clock.
[04/30/19 15:07:32] apiw [228/848] has challenged woonack [380/491] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:46:21 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/30/19 16:38:20] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:12:55 towards level 68.
[05/01/19 18:43:33] apiw [600/848] has come upon Asara [521/1152] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:21:21 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/02/19 16:30:23] Tenorman [278/1160] has come upon apiw [758/848] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:32:32 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/02/19 17:30:11] Herb_Tarlek [536/901] has come upon apiw [704/848] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:55:38 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/03/19 20:45:04] Heisenberg [686/752] has come upon apiw [33/848] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:27:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/04/19 08:28:29] apiw [276/848] has challenged RedW [126/998] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:25:09 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/04/19 12:38:05] algernon [167/394] has come upon apiw [147/848] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:34 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/04/19 21:10:38] apiw was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:59 towards level 68.
[05/05/19 00:51:07] lavamind, apiw, and LapTop006 [980/1910] have team battled MetaNova, bigjay, and Flonk [1929/3475] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/19 14:41:29] apiw [61/848] has challenged niko [272/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:41 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/07/19 00:41:04] loomysh, Ironhoof, and lipek [1957/3382] have team battled Globalirc, sheu, and apiw [2168/2360] and lost! 3 days, 02:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 09:10:15] himuraken, apiw, and TimWolla [1095/2999] have team battled alephnull, AngryParsley, and Notir [1189/2284] and lost! 0 days, 22:09:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/19 18:31:11] apiw [519/848] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [533/901] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:14 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/10/19 00:22:26] xonic, Flonk, and max [2491/2579] have team battled TimWolla, AngryParsley, and apiw [1212/3213] and won! 1 day, 02:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 13:02:09] apiw [54/848] has come upon Roxana [284/1142] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:32:40 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/15/19 18:29:29] JensRex, butlerian, and Bkid [2334/2381] have team battled Ironhoof, apiw, and anarcat [1643/2455] and won! 1 day, 15:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 08:21:42] apiw [241/848] has challenged Zoddo [646/1194] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/18/19 21:50:47] Andries [612/768] has challenged apiw [438/848] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:24:26 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/21/19 15:05:55] apiw [317/848] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [527/619] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:51:03 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/22/19 14:11:14] grooverider [1411/1421] has challenged apiw [305/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:29:16 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/23/19 16:10:54] Bradicus, apiw, and Birdbones [566/3150] have team battled khmerboy, Nistur, and D.Va [35/2050] and won! 1 day, 10:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 09:14:43] apiw was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:16:31 from level 69.
[05/24/19 15:07:57] apiw [267/848] has come upon MetaNova [511/1030] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 00:02:45 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/24/19 15:22:34] apiw [804/848] has challenged bigjay [538/1496] in combat and won! 18 days, 18:38:47 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/24/19 15:22:34] In the fierce battle, bigjay dropped their level 54 pair of gloves! apiw picks it up, tossing their old level 33 pair of gloves to bigjay.
[05/24/19 23:24:26] apiw [644/869] has challenged MJ94 [103/529] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:11:00 is removed from apiw's clock.
[05/28/19 03:08:47] freeboson, apiw, and MadMan [192/3000] have team battled KeboDK, bisco, and tmberg [248/2577] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/19 15:51:42] apiw [24/869] has challenged Lemelisk [841/1339] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:17:52 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/30/19 23:53:23] apiw [536/869] has challenged meskio [238/682] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:22:13 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/01/19 12:41:14] ohnx, apiw, and petrichor [1512/2920] have team battled Zyphyr, LordH, and Nistur [1216/1953] and won! 0 days, 13:38:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 14:46:13] apiw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:21:08 towards level 69.
[07/03/19 00:20:16] apiw was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:14:31 from level 69.
[07/03/19 22:23:25] phraktyl, JuanMaestro, and apiw [733/2096] have team battled damyan, buyoq, and Sixbierehomme [1505/2307] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/19 23:45:30] apiw [28/869] has come upon manish17xxx [392/799] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:35:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/05/19 09:53:03] algernon, strife, and apiw [578/1716] have team battled Zaratustra, simple, and elf [1437/3555] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/19 21:50:02] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:54:36 towards level 69.
[07/11/19 04:47:17] brendan [567/1270] has challenged apiw [28/869] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:33:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/11/19 07:48:18] apiw was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:25:27 towards level 69.
[07/11/19 08:33:45] apiw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:31:41 towards level 69.
[07/11/19 22:52:38] apiw [139/869] has come upon manish17xxx [760/799] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:52:17 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/12/19 12:53:33] apiw bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:49 from level 69.
[07/12/19 14:06:37] apiw fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! apiw's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/19 23:01:58] sheu [390/529] has challenged apiw [549/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:12:38 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/14/19 05:21:45] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:10 towards level 69.
[07/15/19 03:36:35] apiw bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:03:37 towards level 69.
[07/15/19 09:55:51] Elgo, Nistur, and sigmg [586/1731] have team battled apiw, ncarl747, and agrajag [2460/2944] and lost! 0 days, 07:14:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 11:00:56] rxcomm, sjums_the_great, and Jay_of_Delucia [397/2341] have team battled micah, dax, and apiw [168/2170] and won! 0 days, 23:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 12:30:00] apiw caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:44 towards level 69.
[07/18/19 13:26:34] apiw [98/858] has challenged tmberg [726/1410] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:56:09 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/20/19 04:03:13] apiw learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:35 towards level 69.
[07/20/19 06:02:09] apiw, micah, and Killerkid [2708/2725] have team battled Varjatticus, SlowRiot, and Iceman [1686/2103] and won! 0 days, 17:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 19:02:57] apiw [66/858] has come upon ToHellWithGA [368/1008] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:34:08 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/21/19 08:42:42] dartainus [213/487] has come upon apiw [351/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:20:17 is added to dartainus's clock.
[07/21/19 09:09:38] apiw, wMw, and Sixbierehomme [1189/2345] have team battled dclaw123, elf, and zifnab06 [797/2916] and won! 0 days, 12:10:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 03:45:22] apiw [733/858] has challenged Euph0ria [195/521] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:45:54 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/22/19 10:19:21] Brady [883/917] has come upon apiw [552/858] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:11:17 is removed from Brady's clock.
[07/22/19 11:33:12] micah [62/765] has come upon apiw [152/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:32 is added to micah's clock.
[07/22/19 22:49:43] apiw [676/858] has challenged Iceman [573/932] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:33:19 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/23/19 11:52:33] Sundance [0/574] has challenged apiw [72/858] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:20:04 is added to Sundance's clock.
[07/24/19 02:55:57] apiw [431/858] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [474/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:41 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/26/19 14:44:08] apiw got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:24 from level 69.
[07/26/19 21:52:04] apiw [794/858] has come upon kenyon [679/1102] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:01:40 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/27/19 03:29:41] apiw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:55 towards level 69.
[07/27/19 17:03:23] apiw saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:38 from level 69.
[07/27/19 23:54:03] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:24 towards level 69.
[07/29/19 00:43:17] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:00 towards level 69.
[07/29/19 06:57:44] bebbet [2/578] has come upon apiw [282/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:16:07 is added to bebbet's clock.
[07/29/19 12:17:33] apiw [713/858] has come upon Lemongrab [273/1026] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:25 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/29/19 13:44:12] apiw [688/858] has come upon dwfreed [179/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:48:49 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/29/19 22:30:25] M144, Brady, and Sixbierehomme [798/2584] have team battled apiw, Atan, and buksi [600/2408] and won! 0 days, 18:34:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/19 07:44:32] allo [647/683] has come upon apiw [84/858] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:29:27 is removed from allo's clock.
[07/31/19 14:37:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 0 days, 08:33:01 toward level 69.
[07/31/19 23:31:10] apiw [420/858] has challenged efertone [91/506] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/31/19 23:51:23] apiw, lipek, and Syloq [2164/2775] have team battled Chuck, dkorhonen, and sjums_the_great [1590/1593] and won! 7 days, 02:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 09:51:12] nawcom [211/450] has come upon apiw [45/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:00 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[08/02/19 06:51:07] jbroome, Clearcasting, and Chuck [1755/2142] have team battled apiw, Milquetoast, and BagelBites [36/2579] and won! 0 days, 09:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 19:57:40] apiw was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:42:41 towards level 70.
[08/03/19 11:56:31] apiw met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:47:08 from level 70.
[08/03/19 14:57:54] apiw ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:17 from level 70.
[08/04/19 02:08:41] apiw [419/858] has come upon BagelBites [17/697] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:16:23 is removed from apiw's clock.
[08/04/19 02:54:55] apiw [442/858] has challenged anarcat [476/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:17:00 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/04/19 07:56:01] BagelBites [571/697] has challenged apiw [571/858] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:25:55 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[08/05/19 06:34:27] apiw [71/858] has come upon SlowRiot [183/844] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:07:08 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/05/19 14:00:01] apiw got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:22:24 from level 70.
[08/06/19 14:35:23] apiw, bisco, and Andries [1171/2196] have team battled himuraken, Khorne, and dwfreed [2055/2606] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/19 22:46:17] apiw invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:41:16 towards level 70.
[08/07/19 13:31:55] Misza, apiw, allo, and Pici have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/19 14:39:40] mordac, dkorhonen, and apiw [1905/2516] have team battled ncarl747, Cameron_D, and lipek [2962/3727] and lost! 0 days, 17:53:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/19 15:07:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed apiw with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 18:10:27 from level 70.
[08/08/19 07:32:01] Curious_Onion, apiw, and SCSi [226/2489] have team battled Globalirc, kork, and sjefen6 [1872/1885] and lost! 7 days, 19:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 11:28:09] apiw [161/858] has challenged xayto [313/769] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:01:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/27/19 10:07:29] MushHashor [114/238] has challenged apiw [634/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to MushHashor's clock.
[08/27/19 11:43:00] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:51:09 towards level 70.
[08/28/19 15:03:18] dwfreed [531/583] has challenged apiw [786/858] in combat and lost! 13 days, 23:38:16 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/28/19 18:31:48] apiw, Herb_Tarlek, and pfoley [806/2489] have team battled Mateusz, ilbelkyr, and snek [1686/2798] and lost! 1 day, 03:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/19 01:16:59] apiw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:37:24 towards level 70.
[08/29/19 01:42:47] Clearcasting [213/637] has come upon apiw [714/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:55:37 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[10/17/19 08:20:10] apiw lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:29:00 from level 70.
[10/17/19 18:43:18] apiw [63/858] has challenged JensRex [639/1305] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:41:31 is added to apiw's clock.
[10/20/19 15:09:58] apiw grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:55:13 towards level 70.
[10/25/19 04:01:33] Nofew [129/906] has come upon apiw [857/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:53:30 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/26/19 06:25:29] apiw learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:43:32 towards level 70.
[10/26/19 12:32:24] phraktyl [372/660] has challenged apiw [515/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:46:53 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[10/27/19 11:41:09] bigjay, apiw, and damyan [3180/3654] have team battled Kropotkin, Beavis, and WallIdl [1392/2612] and won! 1 day, 20:32:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 23:32:52] apiw [832/858] has come upon ncarl747 [88/848] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:57:32 is removed from apiw's clock.
[10/30/19 19:24:36] apiw learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:11:48 towards level 70.
[02/17/20 19:22:27] apiw [547/853] has challenged L [414/797] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:47:20 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/03/20 19:15:15] jstg [163/1010] has challenged apiw [555/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:05:28 is added to jstg's clock.
[07/03/20 20:53:59] apiw got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:43:42 from level 70.
[07/04/20 09:40:48] Antium [660/900] has come upon apiw [346/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:00 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/04/20 18:38:07] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:27:05 towards level 70.
[07/05/20 05:22:45] apiw [554/853] has challenged mwhahaha [831/1028] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:45:49 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/05/20 15:53:12] CornFly [716/1179] has come upon apiw [688/853] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:14 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/07/20 13:59:40] apiw, elbie, and sukil [1888/2062] have team battled lakwatsero, TimWolla, and soltys [2136/2182] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/20 19:24:42] apiw was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:03 towards level 70.
[07/08/20 04:01:32] Blukunfando, lakwatsero, and elf [1374/2153] have team battled auror, apiw, and el [2099/2371] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/20 18:42:46] Xenthys, Yuhno, and apiw [2055/2332] have team battled aismallard, blizgerg, and SCSi [3162/3341] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 00:44:29] LukeLR, xayto, and Yuhno [586/2361] have team battled apiw, damyan, and waifu [2568/2993] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 09:09:37] efertone, KeboDK, and apiw [503/2115] have team battled sigmg, LukeLR, and rxcomm [2949/3067] and lost! 4 days, 03:15:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 19:07:00] borsin [234/625] has come upon apiw [586/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:10 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/09/20 21:11:55] FritzWasTaken [5/11] has challenged apiw [663/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to FritzWasTaken's clock.
[07/10/20 00:14:37] MetaNova [302/1007] has come upon apiw [336/853] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 19:37:37 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/10/20 17:52:15] efertone [333/480] has challenged apiw [672/853] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:05:23 is added to efertone's clock.
[07/10/20 19:34:11] apiw broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:30:10 from level 70.
[07/10/20 19:34:41] AncalagonThBlack, DrJosh9000, and Jaglag [119/2138] have team battled apiw, irix, and bobvador [2467/2484] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/20 07:29:43] FritzWasTaken [76/168] has challenged apiw [328/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to FritzWasTaken's clock.
[07/11/20 08:32:12] HeavyPodda, Sharky4, and PiotrekD [2581/3165] have team battled i3d, apiw, and nawcom [1280/2182] and won! 0 days, 23:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 17:15:47] apiw [568/853] has come upon ganome [605/655] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:34:07 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/13/20 19:46:12] apiw [64/853] has come upon Blukunfando [414/438] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:23:30 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/14/20 16:11:35] buyoq [294/542] has come upon apiw [238/853] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:13:04 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[07/15/20 01:07:34] apiw [321/853] has come upon dwfreed [445/822] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:52:07 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/15/20 17:10:24] apiw reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apiw's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/20 16:23:39] apiw [384/856] has challenged TauPan [446/504] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:44:12 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/17/20 01:15:11] apiw, Pontuzz, and dindinx [1461/1995] have team battled Agent86, ganome, and Tenorman [316/3012] and won! 0 days, 07:54:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/20 01:27:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried apiw 4 days, 03:30:12 toward level 70.
[07/18/20 12:33:27] borsin [704/729] has challenged apiw [545/856] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:23:57 is removed from borsin's clock.
[07/18/20 21:02:24] apiw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:45:48 towards level 70.
[07/20/20 06:45:36] JensRex, sheu, and buyoq [41/2386] have team battled apiw, simple, and MrGlass [1143/2876] and lost! 1 day, 02:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/20 14:47:15] apiw [609/856] has challenged micah [268/950] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:42 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/20/20 18:48:14] rxcomm [719/1260] has challenged apiw [192/856] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:16:58 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[07/21/20 03:24:52] micah [108/950] has come upon apiw [315/856] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:09:13 is added to micah's clock.
[07/22/20 21:09:51] ohnx [607/800] has come upon apiw [130/856] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:13:48 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[11/22/20 22:04:25] apiw [449/856] has come upon Majak [1018/1064] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:36:20 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/06/21 03:37:11] apiw, Pici, and nickware [902/3418] have team battled yano, Lnk, and GilbertErik [2376/2946] and lost! 1 day, 11:18:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 17:12:14] elf, Birdbones, and elbie [433/3580] have team battled Psilocybe, dclaw123, and apiw [1219/2718] and lost! 2 days, 12:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/21 02:08:57] apiw [571/856] has come upon KeboDK [590/1024] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:39:46 is added to apiw's clock.
[01/09/21 14:28:33] adamus1red, Birdbones, apiw, and Nechayev have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/21 14:33:08] apiw [753/865] has challenged sjefen6 [434/1003] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:02:18 is removed from apiw's clock.