Player Info

User: autist
Class: verysmart
Admin?: No
Level: 59
Next level: 22 days, 06:09:16
Status: Offline
Host: a_wild_bete!~bete_noir@m81.owfg.com
Account Created: Thu Dec 6 11:50:52 2018
Last login: Wed Mar 4 18:06:51 2020
Total time idled: 263 days, 03:31:15
Current position: [199,113]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 207 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 82
charm: 11
gloves: 59
helm: 93
leggings: 34
ring: 70 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 44
tunic: 96 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 333 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1029

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 16:00:04
part: 0 days, 20:12:15
quest: 0 days, 06:39:17
quit: 25 days, 20:02:33

total: 27 days, 14:54:09

Character Modifiers

[12/06/18 20:13:20] autist [4/37] has challenged simple [497/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to autist's clock.
[12/07/18 00:02:48] autist [41/90] has challenged grooverider [942/1398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to autist's clock.
[12/07/18 05:59:57] autist [26/117] has challenged sunri5e [130/1138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to autist's clock.
[12/08/18 16:00:04] autist tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:11 towards level 25.
[12/08/18 18:13:20] autist [44/195] has challenged NPC4946410567318 [187/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to autist's clock.
[12/08/18 18:49:56] MrGlass [545/964] has challenged autist [34/195] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:30:52 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[12/09/18 01:30:40] autist [206/232] has challenged bootdisk [26/1151] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/09/18 07:59:30] autist [189/252] has challenged Lnk [609/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to autist's clock.
[12/09/18 18:04:30] autist [146/273] has challenged Asara [694/1483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to autist's clock.
[12/10/18 02:41:21] autist [102/273] has come upon acolarh [79/676] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:27:41 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/10/18 04:34:42] autist bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:24 from level 29.
[12/10/18 05:19:22] autist [251/273] has come upon Xenofex [254/481] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to autist's clock.
[12/10/18 05:35:51] autist [18/273] has challenged xonic [81/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to autist's clock.
[12/10/18 05:58:05] max [520/893] has challenged autist [164/273] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:26:31 is removed from max's clock.
[12/10/18 18:47:45] autist [192/245] has challenged Cameron_D [78/1595] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:02 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/11/18 05:40:13] autist [110/274] has challenged KeboDK [298/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to autist's clock.
[12/12/18 00:13:25] Bahhumbug, Syloq, and dwfreed [158/1663] have team battled vegadark, autist, and canton7 [1074/1924] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 01:48:44] autist [224/276] has challenged mistaEvO8 [254/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to autist's clock.
[12/12/18 12:32:57] dclaw123, sunri5e, and Vroomfondel [70/2783] have team battled ncarl747, Sundance, and autist [48/1831] and won! 1 day, 03:27:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 22:24:47] autist [213/276] has challenged Majak [433/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to autist's clock.
[12/12/18 22:25:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed autist with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:30:01 from level 34.
[12/14/18 06:59:57] autist [203/288] has challenged loomysh [189/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/14/18 12:02:25] Tenorman, AbacusAvenger, and GilbertErik [0/2594] have team battled manish17xxx, Zoddo, and autist [1436/2121] and lost! 2 days, 20:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 15:45:51] autist bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:59 towards level 35.
[12/17/18 23:16:56] autist [189/288] has challenged lagertonne [229/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to autist's clock.
[12/18/18 01:43:11] autist sharpened the edge of their weapon! autist's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/18 20:47:10] autist [64/291] has come upon himuraken [895/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:55 is added to autist's clock.
[12/19/18 08:30:14] autist [84/294] has challenged RBecker [586/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to autist's clock.
[12/19/18 17:30:55] Zythan [335/530] has challenged autist [272/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:43:07 is removed from Zythan's clock.
[12/20/18 04:42:18] autist [233/294] has come upon idlerpgww [90/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:12 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/20/18 16:36:11] autist stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:41 towards level 37.
[12/20/18 19:55:59] autist [102/306] has challenged Sixbierehomme [162/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:25 is added to autist's clock.
[12/22/18 20:35:12] autist [78/306] has challenged mistaEvO8 [203/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to autist's clock.
[12/24/18 05:39:51] simple, neurospex, and alephnull [2021/3059] have team battled Majak, MetaNova, and autist [1411/1853] and won! 2 days, 03:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 11:59:31] HellSpawn [268/418] has challenged autist [162/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:41 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/24/18 22:46:43] autist [78/316] has challenged Ttech [206/1708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to autist's clock.
[12/25/18 01:01:04] petrichor, autist, and yano [2152/2251] have team battled psycho, PiotrekD, and Nofew [1211/2164] and won! 0 days, 11:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 00:54:04] autist [124/316] has come upon rxcomm [186/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:12 is added to autist's clock.
[12/26/18 01:40:03] autist got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:36 from level 40.
[12/26/18 15:46:49] autist [145/316] has come upon waifu [670/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:39 is added to autist's clock.
[12/27/18 05:57:27] autist [236/329] has challenged sjums_the_great [18/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/27/18 05:57:27] autist has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:59:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/27/18 16:51:10] autist found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:10 towards level 41.
[12/27/18 21:28:01] autist [282/329] has come upon Reilly [406/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:05 is added to autist's clock.
[12/28/18 05:15:02] autist [13/329] has come upon AbacusAvenger [83/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:46 is added to autist's clock.
[12/29/18 12:33:33] autist [215/329] has challenged Ttech [1088/1708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to autist's clock.
[12/29/18 23:29:37] Herb_Tarlek [660/882] has challenged autist [94/329] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:58:06 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/03/19 05:01:39] Atan, ncarl747, and Yuhno [8/2010] have team battled autist, grooverider, and m0shbear [1361/2658] and lost! 1 day, 09:20:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/19 11:52:32] Erwinson [87/242] has challenged autist [308/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Erwinson's clock.
[01/03/19 20:44:22] autist [77/329] has challenged h00k [592/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to autist's clock.
[01/04/19 03:01:43] Hypino, Milquetoast, autist, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/19 05:45:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 1 day, 22:48:51 toward level 43.
[01/04/19 22:12:19] autist [36/329] has challenged AbacusAvenger [770/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to autist's clock.
[01/07/19 20:33:21] Atan, Curious_Onion, and canton7 [1547/2127] have team battled NPC4946410567318, Heisenberg, and autist [875/1514] and won! 1 day, 10:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/19 03:52:51] autist stole bootdisk's level 70 ring while they were sleeping! autist leaves their old level 68 ring behind, which bootdisk then takes.
[01/09/19 03:31:16] autist [270/331] has come upon Ttech [1111/1708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:33 is added to autist's clock.
[01/10/19 05:53:09] autist stole Khorne's level 73 helm while they were sleeping! autist leaves their old level 38 helm behind, which Khorne then takes.
[01/11/19 11:24:02] autist [329/362] has come upon xit [60/1000] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:28:44 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/11/19 17:18:46] Reilly [85/436] has challenged autist [185/362] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Reilly's clock.
[01/11/19 20:07:45] autist, fragment1, and Mateusz [1055/1835] have team battled Zoddo, grooverider, and AncalagonThBlack [1766/3237] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 09:13:28] autist was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:27 from level 44.
[01/12/19 23:21:06] autist [142/364] has challenged Ice__101 [76/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/14/19 01:36:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 1 day, 06:10:58 toward level 45.
[01/15/19 11:35:55] autist [236/364] has come upon AngryParsley [213/1230] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:21 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/15/19 15:51:20] Iceman [210/385] has come upon autist [226/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:37:41 is added to Iceman's clock.
[01/15/19 21:39:44] autist [224/364] has challenged TauPan [24/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:09:58 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/17/19 01:20:02] darkmage [372/1113] has come upon autist [242/364] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:33:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/17/19 16:50:57] crudd, strife, and korzq [1061/1286] have team battled NPC4946410567318, alephnull, and autist [1361/1650] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 20:03:00] autist grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:29 towards level 46.
[01/18/19 08:21:51] autist [94/364] has challenged Heisenberg [541/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:34 is added to autist's clock.
[01/19/19 22:16:21] Mateusz [898/1072] has come upon autist [289/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:58:01 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/20/19 18:46:05] autist had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:05 towards level 46.
[01/21/19 10:27:21] autist [228/391] has challenged el [159/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/21/19 18:24:36] spillere [24/596] has challenged autist [39/391] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:47 is added to spillere's clock.
[01/22/19 06:27:19] autist [196/391] has challenged Milquetoast [132/1006] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:07 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/22/19 10:51:44] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:49 towards level 47.
[01/22/19 14:29:06] autist [279/391] has challenged LukeLR [175/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:29:49 is removed from autist's clock.
[01/23/19 00:31:24] Birdbones [539/1379] has challenged autist [227/391] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:38:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/23/19 17:37:48] autist, freeboson, and ilbelkyr [1982/2238] have team battled Beavis, MrGlass, and Asara [131/3441] and won! 0 days, 09:19:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 06:10:14] autist [336/391] has come upon SirMonkeybox [468/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:12 is added to autist's clock.
[01/25/19 00:44:33] autist [10/391] has come upon Tor [356/1157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:23 is added to autist's clock.
[01/25/19 06:30:36] Zoddo [242/1116] has come upon autist [213/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:44:41 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[01/25/19 10:42:46] autist [125/391] has challenged Flonk [258/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to autist's clock.
[01/28/19 17:20:53] autist was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:43:27 from level 48.
[01/30/19 21:45:24] Zaratustra [1115/1171] has challenged autist [180/391] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:57:37 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/31/19 07:17:12] autist [9/391] has challenged dax [198/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:59 is added to autist's clock.
[01/31/19 09:09:40] autist got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:39:28 from level 48.
[02/01/19 02:43:45] hannesenator [230/1140] has come upon autist [109/391] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:08:43 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[02/01/19 19:02:08] autist got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:01 from level 48.
[02/02/19 18:49:58] autist EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:38 from level 48.
[02/04/19 09:12:34] autist was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:17:07 from level 48.
[02/06/19 01:16:04] autist, WereSquirrel, and mwhahaha [1029/1808] have team battled MetaNova, xonic, and dclaw123 [1704/2146] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 13:26:20] autist was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:51 towards level 48.
[02/06/19 19:41:47] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:03:55 is added to their clock.
[02/08/19 13:11:22] dwfreed [71/382] has come upon autist [96/391] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:14:18 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/08/19 16:00:43] zhalla [111/365] has challenged autist [76/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from zhalla's clock.
[02/09/19 12:25:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 0 days, 18:16:30 toward level 48.
[02/09/19 18:47:25] Sundance, Eldoreth, and woonack [902/2260] have team battled autist, FSM, and Zythan [971/1529] and lost! 5 days, 12:02:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/19 22:42:07] autist [22/391] has challenged brendan [1509/1818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:14 is added to autist's clock.
[02/10/19 07:01:52] autist [95/391] has challenged borsin [482/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:27 is added to autist's clock.
[02/11/19 13:08:46] autist [38/391] has challenged sigmg [129/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:49:10 is added to autist's clock.
[02/11/19 13:31:52] Zaratustra, kork, and autist [1055/1933] have team battled Lemelisk, acolarh, and shandor [1178/2686] and lost! 1 day, 23:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 17:47:16] zhalla [105/365] has come upon autist [340/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:18 is added to zhalla's clock.
[02/20/19 00:52:33] autist [386/391] has challenged alephnull [182/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:47 is removed from autist's clock.
[02/22/19 04:35:08] elbie, Nofew, and manish17xxx [160/2580] have team battled autist, Nistur, and Sundance [1906/1952] and lost! 2 days, 10:42:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 09:05:25] autist [262/391] has challenged agrajag [912/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:28 is added to autist's clock.
[02/22/19 13:06:21] Birdbones [192/1379] has challenged autist [88/391] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:45:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/23/19 09:49:09] autist was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:08 towards level 49.
[02/23/19 15:37:54] autist [119/391] has come upon M144 [678/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:33 is added to autist's clock.
[02/23/19 18:48:57] dxtr, Opie, and bobvador [1512/2373] have team battled allo, autist, and Killerkid [117/2096] and won! 0 days, 23:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/19 08:18:58] autist [280/391] has come upon skarlso [281/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:23 is added to autist's clock.
[02/27/19 12:04:12] autist left their weapon out in the rain to rust! autist's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/19 22:48:20] waifu [708/854] has come upon autist [223/386] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:50:11 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/28/19 03:19:49] derp [12/47] has come upon autist [95/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to derp's clock.
[03/01/19 22:12:15] autist, mwhahaha, and Reilly [385/1795] have team battled moaz, ncarl747, and pfoley [136/1807] and won! 0 days, 11:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/19 20:05:35] autist [203/386] has challenged manish17xxx [423/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:01 is added to autist's clock.
[03/05/19 03:09:03] Hypino [355/387] has challenged autist [140/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Hypino's clock.
[03/05/19 06:18:52] autist [235/386] has come upon freeboson [591/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:17 is added to autist's clock.
[03/06/19 17:02:39] autist bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:40 towards level 49.
[03/07/19 03:31:17] autist [283/387] has challenged x0 [348/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to autist's clock.
[03/14/19 11:53:48] autist [35/387] has challenged Mars [54/1126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:12:10 is added to autist's clock.
[03/14/19 15:54:35] xayto [441/761] has challenged autist [225/387] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:32:20 is removed from xayto's clock.
[03/14/19 16:54:48] allo [483/619] has challenged autist [363/387] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:00:43 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/14/19 19:55:24] autist [126/387] has challenged Khorne [768/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:39:55 is added to autist's clock.
[03/14/19 23:53:17] autist [46/387] has come upon FSM [289/674] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:30:29 is added to autist's clock.
[03/15/19 14:05:17] autist was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:10 towards level 50.
[03/15/19 15:59:27] autist [35/387] has challenged canton7 [227/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:39:39 is added to autist's clock.
[03/16/19 05:45:46] autist [86/387] has come upon hannesenator [899/1177] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:04:43 is added to autist's clock.
[03/17/19 00:06:17] autist [88/387] has challenged Flonk [382/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:59 is added to autist's clock.
[03/17/19 18:06:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 5 days, 18:07:41 toward level 50.
[03/18/19 02:44:54] autist [134/387] has come upon SirMonkeybox [53/544] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:48 is removed from autist's clock.
[03/18/19 02:50:23] autist stole bootdisk's level 371 weapon while they were sleeping! autist leaves their old level 47 weapon behind, which bootdisk then takes.
[03/18/19 20:15:28] autist [125/679] has challenged jbroome [399/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:12 is added to autist's clock.
[03/19/19 17:10:14] The_Joker [159/226] has challenged autist [220/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[03/19/19 17:19:55] autist [122/679] has challenged Lemongrab [437/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:05 is added to autist's clock.
[03/20/19 04:23:03] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:55 towards level 50.
[03/20/19 05:22:31] autist [24/679] has challenged JuanMaestro [27/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:40 is added to autist's clock.
[03/20/19 09:23:21] PiotrekD [94/756] has challenged autist [239/679] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:02:33 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[03/21/19 14:24:01] autist found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:21 towards level 50.
[03/21/19 18:17:46] pollo [12/15] has challenged autist [331/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to pollo's clock.
[03/22/19 02:05:09] autist was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:44 towards level 50.
[03/23/19 08:52:49] autist [0/679] has challenged J [133/713] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to autist's clock.
[03/24/19 21:43:39] zankore [687/1043] has come upon autist [352/679] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:54:24 is removed from zankore's clock.
[03/25/19 20:52:17] skarlso [52/408] has challenged autist [309/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:30 is added to skarlso's clock.
[03/26/19 03:46:54] autist [583/679] has come upon jvoisin [242/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:45 is removed from autist's clock.
[03/26/19 05:48:11] autist [17/679] has come upon ohnx [608/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:48:09 is added to autist's clock.
[03/26/19 22:00:34] lipek, autist, and Sundance [125/2741] have team battled Asara, Ratigan, and lavamind [1974/2278] and lost! 0 days, 09:11:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/19 22:11:03] Birdbones [520/1394] has come upon autist [68/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/27/19 14:54:47] autist [160/679] has come upon idlerpgww [10/730] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:51:55 is removed from autist's clock.
[03/28/19 13:58:27] autist ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:58 from level 51.
[03/28/19 17:07:34] autist [665/679] has challenged canton7 [452/930] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:59 is removed from autist's clock.
[03/28/19 17:07:34] autist has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 01:58:55 is added to canton7's clock.
[04/02/19 03:53:54] autist [603/679] has come upon Cameron_D [899/1617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:09:51 is added to autist's clock.
[04/02/19 20:43:37] Greg [136/274] has come upon autist [309/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:51 is added to Greg's clock.
[04/02/19 21:42:23] autist [291/679] has come upon Fluttershy [756/1075] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:28 is added to autist's clock.
[04/03/19 11:33:30] moaz, mrsFroug, and autist [358/1289] have team battled Greg, zhalla, and chauffer [421/961] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 15:50:00] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:14:02 is added to their clock.
[04/03/19 19:02:05] autist bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:50 from level 51.
[04/04/19 09:33:19] autist [396/679] has come upon LapTop006 [34/83] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:26:10 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/04/19 14:31:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed autist with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 15:37:54 from level 51.
[04/10/19 00:51:45] jvoisin [152/442] has challenged autist [430/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[04/10/19 14:10:07] fattrat, suterismus, and TimWolla [2052/3700] have team battled GilbertErik, pfoley, and autist [133/2373] and won! 0 days, 22:24:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 14:26:54] autist tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:40 towards level 51.
[04/12/19 16:38:01] autist, bebbet, and petrichor [2185/2456] have team battled Oooooog, allo, and Sixbierehomme [1367/2047] and won! 0 days, 11:48:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 05:51:39] fattrat, strife, and L [913/2391] have team battled himuraken, autist, and sunri5e [792/2813] and won! 1 day, 07:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 20:07:27] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:47:23 is added to their clock.
[04/14/19 02:37:36] autist [37/679] has challenged nickware [565/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:11 is added to autist's clock.
[04/14/19 18:03:41] autist [488/679] has challenged vegadark [79/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:17:26 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/15/19 21:48:51] Xenofex, bigjay, and himuraken [2790/3124] have team battled DrJosh9000, autist, and M144 [611/2046] and won! 3 days, 11:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 07:07:23] FSM, zygren, and Roxana [1794/2609] have team battled manish17xxx, Asara, and autist [1754/2585] and won! 0 days, 08:59:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 18:15:43] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:01:13 is added to their clock.
[04/18/19 10:00:58] Birdbones [472/1392] has challenged autist [510/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:01 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/18/19 21:04:23] LeLutin [50/306] has come upon autist [25/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:12 is removed from LeLutin's clock.
[04/19/19 04:58:08] autist ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:56:00 from level 52.
[04/19/19 14:14:13] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:35 towards level 52.
[04/19/19 18:31:57] odawt, yano, and IdleMaster [1203/1799] have team battled Xenthys, AngryParsley, and autist [717/2393] and won! 0 days, 14:17:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 05:44:09] Ratigan, Sundance, and djm [206/2432] have team battled autist, womblecat, and petrichor [841/2629] and lost! 1 day, 06:03:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/19 18:49:37] himuraken [746/958] has challenged autist [649/679] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:26 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[04/20/19 19:02:04] Syloq, ishanyx, and bisco [905/1538] have team battled autist, grooverider, and m0shbear [1213/3061] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/19 04:46:31] autist [346/679] has come upon Xenofex [98/743] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:17:22 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/21/19 14:18:03] autist [392/679] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [37/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:48 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/21/19 14:18:03] autist has dealt MiddlewareMonkey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:13:27 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/22/19 05:21:29] Lnk [683/742] has challenged autist [228/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:18 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/23/19 06:27:11] autist [306/680] has challenged el [354/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:29 is added to autist's clock.
[04/23/19 09:44:33] autist stole freeboson's level 93 helm while they were sleeping! autist leaves their old level 73 helm behind, which freeboson then takes.
[04/23/19 13:28:47] autist [249/698] has challenged rtfm [18/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:37:58 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/24/19 12:45:59] Heisenberg [101/752] has come upon autist [161/698] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:43:40 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/25/19 00:27:30] autist [505/698] has challenged TimWolla [933/1188] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to autist's clock.
[04/25/19 05:37:15] Greg [79/411] has challenged autist [215/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Greg's clock.
[04/26/19 01:29:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed autist with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 10:20:41 from level 53.
[04/27/19 08:38:16] ilbelkyr [995/1087] has challenged autist [180/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[04/29/19 04:59:38] xayto [481/761] has challenged autist [170/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:04:20 is removed from xayto's clock.
[04/29/19 04:59:38] xayto has dealt autist a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:38:34 is added to autist's clock.
[04/29/19 08:10:59] bigjay, ilbelkyr, and autist [1852/3220] have team battled jack, elbie, and alephnull [883/2029] and won! 1 day, 12:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/19 15:42:12] autist [696/698] has come upon ilbelkyr [475/1087] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:20:20 is removed from autist's clock.
[04/30/19 02:28:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 8 days, 01:10:50 toward level 53.
[04/30/19 05:30:33] L [427/569] has challenged autist [412/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from L's clock.
[04/30/19 08:17:54] Mars [1105/1134] has challenged autist [614/698] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from Mars's clock.
[04/30/19 12:22:40] autist got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:44 towards level 53.
[05/01/19 18:40:59] rxcomm, HeavyPodda, KeboDK, and autist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/19 21:37:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed autist with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:19:25 from level 53.
[05/02/19 07:46:50] Everyman [150/759] has come upon autist [561/698] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:44:42 is added to Everyman's clock.
[05/03/19 18:12:04] womblecat [622/715] has come upon autist [517/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:54:46 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/04/19 08:20:30] autist was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:33 towards level 53.
[05/06/19 15:34:57] autist [474/709] has challenged Bradicus [309/916] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:34:48 is removed from autist's clock.
[05/06/19 19:41:58] autist hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:22 towards level 54.
[05/07/19 21:04:19] autist, TimWolla, and rxcomm [822/2987] have team battled bisco, Nofew, and Brainiac [47/1973] and won! 0 days, 01:08:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 05:38:30] butlerian, MrGlass, and bigjay [1438/2715] have team battled Zye, autist, and Heisenberg [2666/2980] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/19 10:52:04] autist [396/709] has challenged Majak [75/575] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:57:10 is removed from autist's clock.
[05/08/19 23:15:05] autist met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:46 from level 54.
[05/11/19 09:00:18] autist found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:51 towards level 54.
[05/11/19 17:37:57] tmberg [642/1408] has come upon autist [590/709] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:26:51 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/12/19 04:48:39] autist ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:27 from level 54.
[05/12/19 05:13:21] autist [394/709] has challenged Notir [255/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:14:12 is removed from autist's clock.
[05/12/19 11:37:42] Zoddo, idlerpgww, and jbroome [1768/2581] have team battled autist, fattrat, and zhalla [210/2387] and won! 0 days, 12:59:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 13:15:09] autist [431/709] has challenged zankore [903/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:38 is added to autist's clock.
[05/12/19 16:34:52] Zoddo, djm, and FSM [750/2826] have team battled autist, vegadark, and max [1958/2225] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/19 14:46:08] autist [220/709] has come upon The_Joker [237/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:19 is added to autist's clock.
[05/14/19 19:50:31] gdm [33/35] has challenged autist [69/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to gdm's clock.
[05/14/19 22:36:33] autist has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:20 from level 54.
[05/15/19 07:36:29] JensRex, manish17xxx, and Zye [2361/3516] have team battled Tor, autist, and The_Joker [2037/2331] and won! 8 days, 01:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 00:24:42] autist [195/709] has come upon Zoddo [35/1167] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:19 is removed from autist's clock.
[05/17/19 04:22:27] autist found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:17 towards level 54.
[05/17/19 06:27:16] PlasmaStar [215/397] has come upon autist [198/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:57 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[05/17/19 10:38:19] Tor, ilbelkyr, and Zaratustra [1624/3472] have team battled elf, autist, and lipek [1664/3157] and lost! 2 days, 19:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 03:16:01] autist [593/709] has challenged Ratigan [382/780] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from autist's clock.
[05/18/19 09:56:40] elf [930/1143] has come upon autist [109/709] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:14:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/18/19 21:20:49] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:12:19 is added to their clock.
[05/19/19 05:32:38] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:33 towards level 55.
[05/19/19 20:27:03] autist was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:58 from level 55.
[05/19/19 20:56:04] meskio [219/359] has challenged autist [661/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:29:56 is added to meskio's clock.
[05/20/19 15:42:26] autist [110/709] has come upon djm [703/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:33:31 is added to autist's clock.
[05/27/19 23:41:03] HeavyPodda [70/1004] has challenged autist [33/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:58 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/28/19 08:39:02] CornFly [300/1138] has come upon autist [295/709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:08:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/28/19 15:56:24] autist, xayto, and DrJosh9000 [579/2005] have team battled Mars, womblecat, and anarcat [456/2256] and won! 2 days, 03:17:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/19 14:08:45] autist [96/709] has come upon Twistit [162/262] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:44 is added to autist's clock.
[05/30/19 21:20:05] Sharky4 [31/807] has come upon autist [95/709] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:57:08 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[05/31/19 08:52:22] Sullivan [2/4] has challenged autist [312/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[05/31/19 16:31:17] strife [53/415] has come upon autist [48/709] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:08:40 is removed from strife's clock.
[06/01/19 18:05:25] autist, Killerkid, and Kropotkin [190/2442] have team battled PiotrekD, niko, and alephnull [1436/2346] and lost! 1 day, 10:38:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 20:41:11] sheu, Heisenberg, petrichor, and autist have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/19 22:37:43] autist discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:33 towards level 55.
[06/02/19 04:02:19] autist ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:10 from level 55.
[06/02/19 23:52:29] sunri5e, Zaratustra, and autist [1667/3064] have team battled Lnk, KeboDK, and brycec [1482/2770] and won! 1 day, 01:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 15:46:57] autist ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:19 from level 55.
[06/03/19 22:19:54] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:16 towards level 55.
[06/05/19 04:26:26] autist [64/709] has challenged meskio [238/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:55 is added to autist's clock.
[06/05/19 06:26:55] AncalagonThBlack [305/801] has challenged autist [277/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:48 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/05/19 11:28:03] autist [187/709] has challenged suterismus [621/1345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to autist's clock.
[06/05/19 14:50:48] autist [437/709] has come upon MJ94 [507/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:41 is added to autist's clock.
[06/11/19 15:46:06] autist [595/709] has come upon damyan [339/1100] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:51 is removed from autist's clock.
[06/12/19 06:58:51] autist [566/709] has challenged Clearcasting [47/648] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from autist's clock.
[06/14/19 11:26:57] autist [591/709] has challenged lipek [558/1322] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:03:34 is removed from autist's clock.
[06/14/19 21:30:39] autist was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:52 from level 56.
[06/15/19 00:29:55] Birdbones [1141/1386] has challenged autist [325/709] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:47:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/15/19 21:11:33] Herb_Tarlek [169/893] has come upon autist [520/709] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:08:52 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/17/19 07:09:09] aismallard [421/747] has come upon autist [579/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:47 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/17/19 16:06:02] autist was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:56 from level 56.
[06/18/19 09:21:51] autist discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:21 towards level 56.
[06/18/19 18:50:21] blabber, autist, and dwfreed [1298/1905] have team battled womblecat, blizgerg, and FSM [1841/2754] and lost! 1 day, 05:42:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/19 21:32:59] GraysonBriggs [10/65] has challenged autist [159/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to GraysonBriggs's clock.
[06/20/19 00:54:14] sjefen6, mordac, and SlowRiot [1249/2659] have team battled autist, IdleMaster, and himuraken [911/2407] and won! 1 day, 04:57:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 10:59:27] LukeLR [372/668] has challenged autist [660/711] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:05:24 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[06/20/19 17:24:15] autist bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:59 towards level 56.
[06/20/19 18:10:54] wMw, anarcat, and dartainus [713/1508] have team battled niko, autist, and snek [587/1982] and won! 0 days, 01:11:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 18:38:02] StalkR, Sharky4, and simple [664/2423] have team battled rxcomm, autist, and Milquetoast [83/2970] and won! 0 days, 13:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 19:52:58] kenyon, GraysonBriggs, and ToHellWithGA [1872/2292] have team battled autist, buyoq, and djm [586/2001] and won! 0 days, 01:10:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 18:29:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 3 days, 15:32:23 toward level 56.
[06/24/19 08:58:46] autist was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:57 towards level 56.
[06/24/19 10:19:10] J [246/683] has challenged autist [131/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:13:32 is removed from J's clock.
[06/24/19 13:24:18] autist was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:39 from level 56.
[06/25/19 05:07:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 1 day, 21:55:25 toward level 56.
[06/26/19 01:34:07] autist met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:29 from level 56.
[06/26/19 08:29:08] autist [650/711] has challenged Scornn [321/468] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from autist's clock.
[06/26/19 17:34:49] autist, petrichor, and buyoq [2008/2269] have team battled Ratigan, JuanMaestro, and Kropotkin [165/2265] and won! 0 days, 01:50:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 18:50:57] autist discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:29 towards level 57.
[06/27/19 22:33:22] Athos [15/38] has challenged autist [171/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Athos's clock.
[06/28/19 16:06:52] autist caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:59 towards level 57.
[06/28/19 18:04:31] shandor [379/607] has come upon autist [80/711] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:00:58 is removed from shandor's clock.
[06/29/19 05:44:33] autist [666/710] has challenged Ttech [1354/1813] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:42:41 is added to autist's clock.
[07/01/19 01:53:36] autist, allo, and pollo [258/2219] have team battled buksi, lipek, and Lemongrab [1995/3092] and lost! 0 days, 13:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/19 05:09:26] autist left their weapon out in the rain to rust! autist's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/19 06:54:51] m0shbear [480/970] has challenged autist [578/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:58 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[07/01/19 08:50:43] autist slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! autist's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/19 17:05:26] max, Mateusz, and pfoley [1532/2762] have team battled autist, elf, and Mithkabob [1084/2235] and won! 2 days, 14:51:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 00:53:56] autist bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:26 towards level 57.
[07/03/19 17:22:22] autist caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:11 towards level 57.
[07/03/19 19:16:14] petrichor [839/1237] has challenged autist [354/674] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:53:28 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[07/03/19 21:57:14] autist was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:38:42 from level 57.
[07/05/19 14:29:41] shandor, TimWolla, and autist [1349/2205] have team battled Lemelisk, buyoq, and skarlso [621/2166] and won! 2 days, 19:52:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/19 20:32:52] MadMan, grooverider, and Syloq [2741/3192] have team battled FSM, autist, and allo [1423/2140] and won! 2 days, 17:19:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 22:51:26] neurospex [28/1298] has challenged autist [588/674] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:13:37 is added to neurospex's clock.
[07/12/19 21:58:52] agrajag, autist, and Andries [751/2483] have team battled Misza, niko, and fattrat [2769/3433] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 21:25:12] autist [479/674] has come upon LordH [333/1123] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:40:25 is removed from autist's clock.
[07/14/19 22:45:54] autist ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:33 from level 57.
[07/15/19 03:13:27] butlerian, Sixbierehomme, and autist [1753/1980] have team battled BagelBites, IdleMaster, and KeboDK [2023/2141] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 09:03:30] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:00:21 is added to their clock.
[07/15/19 20:35:37] autist [609/674] has come upon idlerpgww [44/731] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:07 is removed from autist's clock.
[07/17/19 15:39:53] snek [548/640] has challenged autist [100/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from snek's clock.
[07/18/19 03:04:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 1 day, 20:51:28 toward level 57.
[07/19/19 22:33:50] autist [440/674] has challenged micah [115/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:34 is removed from autist's clock.
[07/20/19 04:59:16] autist tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:21 towards level 57.
[07/20/19 10:25:25] autist [414/674] has challenged dayman [497/619] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to autist's clock.
[07/21/19 05:40:31] Herb_Tarlek [667/893] has challenged autist [335/674] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:18:27 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/21/19 13:42:11] autist [112/674] has challenged SlowRiot [632/841] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:55:12 is added to autist's clock.
[07/21/19 18:50:13] autist bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:20 towards level 58.
[07/23/19 05:50:10] MiddlewareMonkey [221/931] has come upon autist [630/674] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:00:12 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/23/19 06:53:55] autist, Roxana, and KeboDK [837/2564] have team battled kenyon, Lemongrab, and freeboson [1810/3122] and lost! 6 days, 13:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/19 09:07:38] autist [373/674] has come upon ilbelkyr [577/1061] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:19:47 is added to autist's clock.
[07/23/19 21:07:04] autist [201/674] has come upon KeboDK [221/704] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:04:35 is added to autist's clock.
[07/23/19 22:26:17] The_Joker, IdleMaster, and womblecat [196/1824] have team battled Majak, sc_, and autist [674/1653] and lost! 1 day, 07:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/19 22:39:25] autist grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:11:21 towards level 58.
[07/25/19 22:38:02] autist [130/674] has come upon bigjay [90/1497] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:31:20 is removed from autist's clock.
[07/26/19 04:07:06] lavamind [470/642] has challenged autist [75/674] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:26:16 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[07/27/19 13:06:02] autist discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:44 towards level 58.
[07/28/19 11:55:44] autist [633/674] has come upon freeboson [928/1001] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:08:25 is added to autist's clock.
[07/29/19 08:51:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed autist with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 20:59:06 from level 58.
[07/30/19 05:42:36] bigjay [1443/1497] has come upon autist [183/674] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:13:02 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/30/19 11:56:31] autist bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:49:09 towards level 58.
[07/30/19 14:10:51] Elgo, wMw, and Ttech [1568/3110] have team battled woonack, golgy, and autist [623/1747] and won! 2 days, 16:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 22:45:58] ganome [85/334] has challenged autist [663/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to ganome's clock.
[08/01/19 12:34:03] autist [504/674] has come upon dclaw123 [820/1042] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:36:08 is added to autist's clock.
[08/01/19 19:12:04] autist stole freeboson's level 96 tunic while they were sleeping! autist leaves their old level 39 tunic behind, which freeboson then takes.
[08/01/19 23:00:02] autist was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:19:15 from level 58.
[08/07/19 05:55:32] autist stole Pici's level 207 amulet while they were sleeping! autist leaves their old level 31 amulet behind, which Pici then takes.
[08/07/19 14:19:05] blizgerg, niko, and ToHellWithGA [2504/3233] have team battled Zyphyr, autist, and Notir [176/1761] and won! 5 days, 00:45:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/19 02:06:53] autist [216/883] has come upon Syloq [148/625] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:11:07 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/11/19 12:57:12] Heisenberg [617/756] has come upon autist [250/883] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:20:08 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/11/19 19:44:26] neurospex [1154/1307] has come upon autist [753/883] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:24:59 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/12/19 21:57:20] autist was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:06:05 towards level 58.
[08/12/19 22:40:56] MJ94 [47/526] has challenged autist [795/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:14:56 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/15/19 01:17:58] autist was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:18:20 from level 58.
[08/15/19 15:54:57] autist [517/883] has challenged nawcom [65/453] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:21:27 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/16/19 01:26:51] jbroome, allo, and autist [2155/2301] have team battled RBecker, Lnk, and dwfreed [896/2431] and won! 2 days, 15:18:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 11:59:15] efertone [315/506] has challenged autist [194/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:47:47 is removed from efertone's clock.
[08/17/19 09:13:29] Forud [212/217] has challenged autist [519/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Forud's clock.
[08/17/19 15:51:09] autist [356/883] has come upon Velyn [258/322] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:42:07 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/18/19 23:25:32] autist found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:30 towards level 58.
[08/19/19 18:18:48] dwfreed [314/583] has come upon autist [353/883] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 14:12:23 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/19/19 23:25:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 4 days, 07:54:21 toward level 58.
[08/20/19 09:02:00] autist [880/883] has come upon wMw [610/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:00 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/21/19 18:55:59] autist [557/883] has come upon popey [163/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:58 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/21/19 23:51:23] autist, Syloq, and mwhahaha [1805/2493] have team battled freeboson, himuraken, and snek [2185/2276] and lost! 0 days, 10:40:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/19 08:31:54] Mars [375/1193] has challenged autist [756/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:55:17 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/23/19 05:36:16] woonack [569/726] has challenged autist [369/883] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:30:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/24/19 06:41:25] MetaNova [418/997] has challenged autist [141/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:57 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[08/24/19 09:42:01] autist [715/883] has challenged Lnk [673/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:22 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/24/19 10:42:13] efertone [161/506] has challenged autist [206/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:43:16 is added to efertone's clock.
[08/24/19 14:55:29] autist [488/883] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [279/673] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from autist's clock.
[08/24/19 16:41:01] autist discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:10:08 towards level 59.
[08/24/19 18:43:55] autist [521/883] has challenged buksi [634/798] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:17:25 is added to autist's clock.
[08/26/19 02:13:09] autist [352/883] has come upon TimWolla [633/917] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:30:11 is added to autist's clock.
[08/26/19 05:51:14] borsin [203/661] has challenged autist [346/883] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:20:59 is added to borsin's clock.
[08/26/19 08:15:30] autist [652/883] has come upon bookworm [34/388] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:20:57 is removed from autist's clock.
[09/04/19 23:27:50] autist [211/883] has come upon manish17xxx [545/811] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:41:06 is added to autist's clock.
[09/06/19 01:33:56] autist was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:53 towards level 59.
[09/06/19 08:51:03] SCSi [368/734] has challenged autist [865/883] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:37:06 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/06/19 13:59:18] autist was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:58 towards level 59.
[09/06/19 18:53:15] autist [506/883] has challenged ishanyx [122/794] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:06:18 is removed from autist's clock.
[10/26/19 03:40:30] autist bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:39:59 towards level 59.
[10/26/19 05:30:47] autist [182/883] has challenged max [587/976] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:47:51 is added to autist's clock.
[10/26/19 05:34:39] autist met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:47:47 from level 59.
[10/26/19 22:10:11] autist learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:29 towards level 59.
[10/27/19 17:23:45] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:22 towards level 59.
[10/27/19 20:39:13] Codaraxis [62/171] has challenged autist [61/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Codaraxis's clock.
[10/28/19 17:53:25] kork [101/355] has come upon autist [869/883] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:31:58 is added to kork's clock.
[10/30/19 13:21:25] brycec, algernon, and bookworm [385/2283] have team battled Ironhoof, autist, and skarlso [211/2728] and won! 0 days, 10:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 01:49:58] AncalagonThBlack [202/800] has come upon autist [425/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:49 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/15/19 01:50:46] Andries, CornFly, autist, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/19 07:57:51] Chuck [371/741] has challenged autist [231/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:48:09 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/16/19 16:06:15] autist was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:02:46 from level 59.
[11/16/19 22:03:34] autist discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:59 towards level 59.
[11/17/19 15:31:41] PlasmaStar, D.Va, and soltys [1781/2312] have team battled ishanyx, alephnull, and autist [345/2600] and won! 0 days, 08:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 09:35:08] Scar3cr0w [669/713] has challenged autist [566/883] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[11/18/19 09:53:58] Xenthys [578/723] has come upon autist [343/883] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:03:33 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[11/19/19 05:51:01] borsin [233/662] has come upon autist [373/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:47:29 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/19/19 10:11:52] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:47:28 is added to their clock.
[01/08/20 01:18:09] golgy [954/989] has challenged autist [495/883] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:55:13 is removed from golgy's clock.
[01/08/20 13:05:57] autist was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:14 towards level 59.
[01/08/20 21:13:44] autist was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:31 towards level 59.
[01/09/20 02:11:20] autist [137/883] has come upon ishanyx [613/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:58:35 is added to autist's clock.
[01/22/20 20:08:36] buksi, GipsyPureGold, and autist [556/2332] have team battled Chuck, Beavis, and sunri5e [2173/3097] and lost! 0 days, 10:53:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 23:24:02] xayto [393/813] has come upon autist [300/883] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:10:33 is removed from xayto's clock.
[01/23/20 01:01:46] autist discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:26 towards level 59.
[01/23/20 02:49:37] Everyman [417/757] has challenged autist [391/883] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:14:01 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[01/24/20 11:58:12] GilbertErik [186/774] has come upon autist [226/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:21:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/24/20 14:35:27] autist was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:58 from level 59.
[01/24/20 16:51:26] autist [434/883] has come upon AngryParsley [439/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:04 is added to autist's clock.
[01/24/20 19:09:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried autist 0 days, 03:11:49 toward level 59.
[01/24/20 22:27:06] Atan, autist, and sheu [2000/2230] have team battled jayvee, Neo, and mwhahaha [310/1859] and won! 0 days, 11:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 01:11:59] autist [45/883] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [447/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:11 is added to autist's clock.
[01/25/20 19:04:21] autist discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:39 towards level 59.
[01/26/20 00:16:15] i3d, Asara, and Heisenberg [28/2304] have team battled Khorne, Roxana, and autist [211/3129] and lost! 1 day, 04:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/20 20:26:16] tmberg [725/1548] has come upon autist [303/883] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:55:34 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[01/26/20 21:33:05] autist [257/926] has challenged Zyphyr [426/645] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to autist's clock.
[01/27/20 07:28:32] JensRex [438/1337] has come upon autist [909/926] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:29:48 is added to JensRex's clock.
[01/28/20 05:18:31] mwhahaha [415/1018] has challenged autist [404/926] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:45:57 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/28/20 05:18:31] mwhahaha has dealt autist a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:42:49 is added to autist's clock.
[01/28/20 11:51:47] autist [358/926] has come upon Scar3cr0w [506/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:02:37 is added to autist's clock.
[01/28/20 12:20:11] autist [498/926] has challenged Tenorman [557/1221] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:30:26 is added to autist's clock.
[01/28/20 18:40:40] autist [63/926] has come upon CornFly [369/1223] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:11:26 is added to autist's clock.
[01/28/20 22:28:45] autist [85/926] has come upon StalkR [220/498] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:27:15 is added to autist's clock.
[01/29/20 23:28:45] simple [332/1030] has challenged autist [423/926] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:52:37 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/20 17:08:19] autist [48/926] has come upon SCSi [458/770] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:26:51 is added to autist's clock.
[01/31/20 14:57:46] autist got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:57:19 from level 60.
[02/01/20 05:33:21] Tiny_Nuggins [4/864] has come upon autist [236/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:39 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[02/01/20 06:52:39] autist had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:06:03 towards level 60.
[02/03/20 10:55:26] autist [53/926] has challenged WallIdl [50/545] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:16:53 is removed from autist's clock.
[02/03/20 21:52:44] zbe [76/443] has challenged autist [765/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/04/20 06:38:17] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 03:59:21 is added to their clock.
[02/05/20 12:09:42] Heisenberg [994/1079] has challenged autist [73/926] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:53:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/05/20 20:54:10] aismallard [736/859] has come upon autist [467/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:53 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[02/06/20 16:53:19] elf, lipek, and HeavyPodda [954/3577] have team battled jbroome, autist, and Reilly [2343/2513] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/20 21:04:24] autist got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:54:42 from level 60.
[02/08/20 03:33:50] autist walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:43:53 from level 60.
[02/09/20 02:03:56] Athos [407/676] has challenged autist [461/926] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Athos's clock.
[02/10/20 04:37:09] TimWolla, autist, and Tor [1505/3058] have team battled Roxana, Xenofex, and meskio [370/2993] and won! 3 days, 06:29:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 09:34:55] autist [128/926] has come upon micah [362/900] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:28:15 is added to autist's clock.
[02/11/20 00:42:29] autist [111/926] has challenged blabber [420/841] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:39:30 is added to autist's clock.
[02/11/20 16:42:09] dax, autist, and neurospex [435/2874] have team battled tspange, inittab, and Lemelisk [1614/2785] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/20 17:49:13] Lemelisk, autist, and tspange [1216/3146] have team battled Misza, TheDeadlyDandy, and L [2230/2869] and lost! 2 days, 23:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/20 19:00:10] tms, tspange, and Crazycatlady [1662/1818] have team battled Misza, dax, and autist [1497/2865] and won! 0 days, 01:42:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 19:45:38] rxcomm, womblecat, autist, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/20 13:44:04] rustybicycle [292/431] has challenged autist [583/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[02/12/20 16:58:10] autist was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:16 towards level 60.
[02/12/20 18:53:17] autist [200/926] has challenged fattrat [704/1202] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:50:04 is added to autist's clock.
[02/19/20 02:45:40] autist is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:50:30 is added to their clock.
[02/20/20 04:36:34] autist [14/926] has challenged L [608/797] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:29:40 is added to autist's clock.
[02/20/20 12:38:54] autist [913/926] has come upon sheu [406/576] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:01:07 is removed from autist's clock.
[02/22/20 10:49:53] autist [327/926] has challenged Khorne [126/1023] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:02:05 is removed from autist's clock.
[02/22/20 12:33:03] autist [744/926] has come upon maligned [148/549] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:35:17 is removed from autist's clock.
[02/25/20 02:49:37] autist was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:00:53 towards level 60.
[02/25/20 05:45:12] autist [631/926] has come upon dwfreed [198/912] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:17:45 is removed from autist's clock.
[02/26/20 21:59:36] autist [105/926] has come upon bobvador [310/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:49:20 is added to autist's clock.
[02/28/20 06:36:15] autist [611/926] has come upon GipsyPureGold [636/653] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:03:20 is added to autist's clock.
[02/28/20 15:34:01] autist set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:32:04 from level 60.
[02/29/20 19:55:23] Agent86 [7/695] has challenged autist [674/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:36 is added to Agent86's clock.
[03/01/20 13:38:16] snek [421/707] has challenged autist [782/926] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:42:30 is added to snek's clock.
[03/02/20 03:10:46] JuanMaestro, WallIdl, and autist [68/2544] have team battled fattrat, TheresusPheronor, and inittab [1241/2341] and lost! 5 days, 05:22:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 15:56:07] autist [800/926] has come upon Scar3cr0w [700/716] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:31:57 is removed from autist's clock.
[03/05/20 06:04:16] autist walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:19:46 from level 60.
[03/06/20 01:43:29] autist was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:37:35 towards level 60.