Player Info

User: bender
Class: Sekhmet
Admin?: No
Level: 61
Next level: 2 days, 12:26:51
Status: Offline
Host: bend3r!jtshell@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-hadfbxppnsolfbrb
Account Created: Wed Jul 19 10:19:34 2017
Last login: Sun Jun 10 09:34:28 2018
Total time idled: 254 days, 06:24:11
Current position: [483,104]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 134 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 271 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 46
gloves: 37
helm: 63 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 41
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 49
tunic: 72 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 189 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 969

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 1 day, 23:14:55
part: None
quest: 3 days, 03:06:29
quit: 3 days, 16:57:01

total: 8 days, 19:18:25

Character Modifiers

[07/19/17 12:10:19] bender [7/12] has challenged mordac [399/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to bender's clock.
[07/19/17 12:30:05] bender [1/18] has challenged allo [422/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to bender's clock.
[07/19/17 13:46:02] bender [20/36] has challenged grooverider [152/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to bender's clock.
[07/19/17 14:22:07] bender [4/40] has challenged Virtual [189/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to bender's clock.
[07/19/17 23:27:51] bender [30/132] has challenged Lemelisk [222/1065] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to bender's clock.
[07/20/17 04:33:15] bender [106/152] has come upon AngryParsley [940/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:51 is added to bender's clock.
[07/20/17 14:59:51] theemstra [143/789] has come upon bender [0/206] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:58:15 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/20/17 18:35:29] bender [72/217] has challenged dodobrain [198/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to bender's clock.
[07/20/17 23:56:35] bender [78/217] has come upon Lnk [740/808] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:29 is added to bender's clock.
[07/21/17 04:32:51] Boohbah, vox, and Lios [796/2691] have team battled bender, Iri, and bl4ckscor3 [31/1296] and won! 0 days, 14:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/17 05:56:24] bender [163/226] has challenged hannesenator [212/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to bender's clock.
[07/21/17 13:26:00] bender [41/243] has challenged zid [586/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to bender's clock.
[07/21/17 22:07:32] bender [6/244] has challenged sasaniak [478/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to bender's clock.
[07/21/17 22:19:34] Khorne [79/242] has challenged bender [0/244] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[07/21/17 22:19:34] In the fierce battle, bender dropped his level 19 ring! Khorne picks it up, tossing his old level 15 ring to bender.
[07/22/17 08:18:04] bender [15/240] has challenged dindinx [85/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to bender's clock.
[07/22/17 13:31:05] bender, RBecker, and Pici [693/2002] have team battled Boohbah, hannesenator, and ncarl747 [2275/2650] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/17 16:51:38] bender [219/240] has come upon Geela [238/285] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:09 is added to bender's clock.
[07/22/17 21:44:27] bender [70/240] has challenged Skyie [104/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to bender's clock.
[07/23/17 00:15:47] sigmg, bender, and Lemelisk [1493/1849] have team battled Geela, BronyDee, and elf [1174/1766] and won! 0 days, 02:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 08:48:15] bender [3/240] has challenged pants [310/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to bender's clock.
[07/24/17 00:41:11] bender [176/262] has challenged Cameron_D [1383/1468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to bender's clock.
[07/24/17 06:28:38] bender had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:04 towards level 32.
[07/24/17 12:06:35] bender got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:23 from level 32.
[07/24/17 19:08:52] bender [283/300] has challenged MadMan [624/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to bender's clock.
[07/25/17 16:08:01] bender [15/307] has challenged sbp [55/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to bender's clock.
[07/25/17 21:29:25] bender was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:16 from level 34.
[07/26/17 14:31:16] wulk [399/439] has challenged bender [31/307] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:10 is removed from wulk's clock.
[07/26/17 19:03:44] bender [98/321] has challenged Fluttershy [851/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to bender's clock.
[07/27/17 12:29:07] ncarl747 [557/714] has challenged bender [136/321] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:24 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[07/27/17 23:49:10] bender [60/321] has challenged Doctor [206/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to bender's clock.
[07/28/17 13:33:24] Cameron_D [403/1468] has challenged bender [67/321] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:21:43 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/29/17 09:10:39] bender [242/358] has challenged alexj [334/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to bender's clock.
[07/29/17 22:56:34] bender was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:38 towards level 37.
[07/29/17 23:39:05] shandor [185/603] has challenged bender [278/358] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:01:59 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/30/17 06:27:00] bender bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:00 towards level 37.
[07/30/17 13:25:28] elf, ruan, and bender [520/1751] have team battled SlowRiot, Avocet, and glook [499/2152] and won! 0 days, 01:08:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 15:54:25] ruan, dwfreed, and loomysh [390/1360] have team battled brendan, tmberg, and bender [2372/2591] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/17 17:57:52] bender [115/369] has challenged robox [201/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to bender's clock.
[08/01/17 14:02:34] bender [318/369] has challenged Heisenberg [422/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to bender's clock.
[08/02/17 06:23:43] Avocet, bender, and J [997/1509] have team battled meffe, Woona, and yasdorian [1338/1674] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/17 18:26:15] bender [44/369] has come upon Ttech [40/1539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:48 is removed from bender's clock.
[08/02/17 20:57:49] Furry [455/645] has come upon bender [330/369] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:03:03 is removed from Furry's clock.
[08/03/17 19:05:27] bender [350/369] has challenged theemstra [719/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to bender's clock.
[08/04/17 15:46:30] bender [90/369] has come upon DalaiLamer [220/284] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:25 is added to bender's clock.
[08/05/17 06:36:58] bender has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:52 from level 40.
[08/06/17 13:12:28] bender [233/371] has challenged Bradicus [428/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to bender's clock.
[08/06/17 21:54:30] Asara, yasdorian, and holloway [695/2484] have team battled bender, Tenorman, and dindinx [555/1672] and won! 3 days, 14:06:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 02:00:23] bender found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:36 towards level 41.
[08/07/17 04:10:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bender with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 19:41:08 from level 41.
[08/09/17 00:32:17] Woona [545/948] has come upon bender [158/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:48:29 is removed from Woona's clock.
[08/09/17 22:24:00] sjefen6 [125/410] has challenged bender [84/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:25:37 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/10/17 00:41:35] bender [297/371] has come upon sunri5e [89/256] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:08:51 is removed from bender's clock.
[08/10/17 02:11:12] bender [185/379] has challenged uhmmm [181/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from bender's clock.
[08/10/17 20:48:09] bender [167/379] has come upon Mateusz [810/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:33 is added to bender's clock.
[08/11/17 10:11:19] bender [236/379] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [334/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:48 is added to bender's clock.
[08/11/17 16:55:36] bender found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:08 towards level 42.
[08/11/17 23:52:42] LordH, bender, and Opie [498/2259] have team battled hhes, Realmy, and Syloq [1372/2041] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/17 07:33:26] mwhahaha, petrichor, and basepi [120/2573] have team battled bender, Lnk, and PiotrekD [1460/1817] and lost! 0 days, 04:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 05:17:24] bender [64/379] has challenged SchrodingersScat [141/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to bender's clock.
[08/13/17 15:39:15] Atan [394/534] has challenged bender [295/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:44:48 is removed from Atan's clock.
[08/14/17 03:06:13] RedW [909/939] has come upon bender [307/379] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:46:08 is removed from RedW's clock.
[08/14/17 20:49:06] dodobrain, idisjunction, and damyan [471/2482] have team battled ToHellWithGA, bender, and Zoddo [92/1534] and won! 3 days, 12:04:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 21:50:57] Lnk [149/798] has challenged bender [91/379] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:29:02 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/15/17 11:54:27] ohnx [612/955] has challenged bender [23/379] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:46 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[08/16/17 06:09:17] AbrahamLinksys, codedeeply, and Misza [91/2244] have team battled bender, RistoUuranmaki, and idlerpgww [651/1648] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/17 08:47:07] bender [66/379] has come upon Cypher [616/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:44 is added to bender's clock.
[08/20/17 01:52:59] bender [22/341] has challenged unicron [792/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to bender's clock.
[08/20/17 05:10:36] Sixbierehomme [302/691] has challenged bender [235/341] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:03:53 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/20/17 17:26:34] bender learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:27 towards level 44.
[08/21/17 15:32:27] Skyie [288/642] has come upon bender [112/341] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:46:34 is removed from Skyie's clock.
[08/25/17 16:41:21] bender discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:31 towards level 44.
[08/25/17 20:21:03] bender caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:05 towards level 44.
[08/26/17 21:58:11] david [112/138] has come upon bender [334/341] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:00 is added to david's clock.
[08/27/17 07:21:26] bender [338/341] has challenged zifnab06 [304/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from bender's clock.
[08/27/17 07:21:26] In the fierce battle, zifnab06 dropped his level 43 amulet! bender picks it up, tossing his old level 22 amulet to zifnab06.
[08/27/17 18:52:09] bender learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:03 towards level 45.
[08/30/17 06:49:37] bender broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:58 from level 45.
[08/31/17 01:31:41] bender found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:15 towards level 45.
[08/31/17 02:03:43] Dubbins [48/206] has challenged bender [189/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Dubbins's clock.
[08/31/17 07:35:56] bender [126/370] has challenged dwfreed [214/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to bender's clock.
[09/01/17 04:53:32] awgh [298/807] has challenged bender [222/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:12:49 is removed from awgh's clock.
[09/01/17 08:54:11] bender [79/370] has challenged Meta [317/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:00 is added to bender's clock.
[09/01/17 14:14:36] hannesenator, Nofew, Fluttershy, and bender have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/17 02:41:33] bender, SirMonkeybox, and dwfreed [326/1845] have team battled dindinx, AbrahamLinksys, and valdur55 [103/1846] and won! 0 days, 17:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 09:16:01] bender [187/370] has challenged suterismus [1228/1264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:31 is added to bender's clock.
[09/03/17 13:17:13] noother [177/417] has come upon bender [188/370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:38 is added to noother's clock.
[09/03/17 15:01:26] bender got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:35 from level 46.
[09/03/17 21:53:19] bender is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:08:04 is added to his clock.
[09/04/17 07:23:27] mustek [73/751] has challenged bender [364/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:46 is added to mustek's clock.
[09/04/17 15:33:58] bender [126/370] has come upon lipek [1074/1187] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:25 is added to bender's clock.
[09/04/17 19:50:42] bender is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:34:48 is added to his clock.
[09/05/17 15:45:42] bender [217/370] has challenged HeavyPodda [1030/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to bender's clock.
[09/05/17 20:20:00] Euronur, bender, and hannesenator [1233/2272] have team battled tspange, ToHellWithGA, and xit [969/1776] and won! 1 day, 08:55:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/17 09:37:10] bender found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:47 towards level 47.
[09/08/17 21:41:26] Milquetoast [346/953] has challenged bender [166/370] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:28:16 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/17 03:00:47] bender was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:38 from level 47.
[09/09/17 10:52:31] SpikeX [200/496] has come upon bender [270/370] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[09/09/17 14:38:44] bender gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:43 towards level 47.
[09/11/17 01:18:13] bender [297/370] has challenged neurospex [298/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to bender's clock.
[09/12/17 07:42:16] Chuck, Furry, and bender [121/1823] have team battled Fluttershy, elbie, and adamchainz [219/2059] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 23:50:18] bender [37/370] has come upon Syloq [377/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:54:19 is added to bender's clock.
[09/13/17 04:58:41] tspange [733/798] has challenged bender [25/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:01 is removed from tspange's clock.
[09/13/17 09:18:28] bender had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:49 towards level 48.
[09/14/17 10:03:30] JuanMaestro [530/640] has challenged bender [276/370] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:14:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/15/17 00:53:54] Vroomfondel [269/391] has challenged bender [358/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/16/17 05:43:24] crysys [15/130] has challenged bender [75/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/16/17 19:53:02] poopypants [189/221] has challenged bender [285/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to poopypants's clock.
[09/16/17 20:01:27] bender [275/370] has come upon yano [82/656] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:21:13 is removed from bender's clock.
[09/17/17 03:40:07] bender reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! bender's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/17 21:29:05] bender [352/373] has challenged J [200/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:05:42 is removed from bender's clock.
[09/18/17 18:30:29] IndigoTiger [769/1043] has come upon bender [266/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:30:09 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[09/19/17 04:47:03] bender [479/585] has challenged fattrat [526/1215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to bender's clock.
[09/20/17 05:21:43] bender was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:30 towards level 49.
[09/20/17 07:02:30] bender [352/585] has come upon idisjunction [717/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:56 is added to bender's clock.
[09/20/17 11:45:51] bender caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:45 towards level 49.
[09/22/17 02:51:45] glorgamitch [437/616] has challenged bender [1/585] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:39:38 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[09/24/17 07:02:57] bender [329/585] has challenged neurospex [382/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:06:46 is added to bender's clock.
[09/30/17 21:31:25] bender [303/585] has challenged borsin [343/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:26 is added to bender's clock.
[10/01/17 04:17:19] loomysh, MadHatter, and Azerothian [1354/1631] have team battled Nofew, bender, and vrillusions [80/2795] and won! 0 days, 01:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 17:47:30] bender [474/585] has challenged D.Va [127/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:11 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/04/17 06:51:41] bender [330/585] has challenged droogie [602/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:15 is added to bender's clock.
[10/04/17 14:45:08] bender met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:20 from level 49.
[10/04/17 20:23:15] bender [36/585] has come upon ville [560/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:03 is added to bender's clock.
[10/04/17 20:56:08] bender [471/585] has challenged nfsnobody [102/714] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:43:14 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/05/17 00:23:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 1 day, 00:11:43 toward level 49.
[10/06/17 00:04:57] Andries [538/801] has challenged bender [16/585] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:14:34 is removed from Andries's clock.
[10/06/17 05:57:53] bender [250/585] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [599/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to bender's clock.
[10/06/17 11:45:47] bender is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:30 is added to his clock.
[10/08/17 09:45:51] bender [473/585] has come upon holloway [16/786] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:06:33 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/09/17 00:28:13] bender [527/585] has challenged Majak [20/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:19:06 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/10/17 08:52:32] bender [254/585] has come upon vrillusions [478/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:39:19 is added to bender's clock.
[10/11/17 14:02:39] Dalai [6/8] has challenged bender [227/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/12/17 03:51:48] bender found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:34 towards level 50.
[10/12/17 05:57:46] bender lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:51 from level 50.
[10/13/17 14:32:00] bender was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:08 from level 50.
[10/14/17 03:14:41] Nistur, bender, and J [840/1771] have team battled Boohbah, ruan, and xayto [1498/1722] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 02:13:10] bender was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:38 from level 50.
[10/15/17 02:29:45] bender [556/587] has challenged Meta [261/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/15/17 19:51:42] bender found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:29 towards level 51.
[10/15/17 20:46:42] bender discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:22 towards level 51.
[10/16/17 01:22:56] bender [53/587] has challenged liara [240/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:56 is added to bender's clock.
[10/16/17 12:58:37] bender [502/587] has come upon pfoley [287/638] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:10:30 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/18/17 09:56:31] bender found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:55 towards level 51.
[10/18/17 11:26:04] AncalagonThBlack [67/658] has challenged bender [85/587] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:37 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[10/18/17 16:27:33] bender [559/587] has challenged AngryParsley [242/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:57:16 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/19/17 18:53:06] bender was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:31 from level 51.
[10/21/17 09:25:45] womblecat, bender, and LegendaryQ [366/1584] have team battled Boohbah, Majak, and pants [436/2092] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/17 17:19:01] bender [469/590] has challenged Lemelisk [87/1066] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from bender's clock.
[10/22/17 14:02:02] bender, meffe, and Bkid [907/1883] have team battled freeboson, tspange, and elf [2203/2536] and lost! 1 day, 07:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/17 14:09:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 5 days, 18:57:48 toward level 52.
[10/24/17 18:08:27] Heisenberg, bender, and irix [1934/2495] have team battled x0, fattrat, and freeboson [755/2321] and won! 0 days, 16:58:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 09:46:21] pixelate [289/501] has come upon bender [307/590] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:02:50 is added to pixelate's clock.
[10/27/17 14:01:43] bender [9/590] has challenged jstg [544/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to bender's clock.
[10/27/17 22:36:18] bender [82/590] has challenged Majak [384/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:58:52 is added to bender's clock.
[10/28/17 18:49:20] Dalai [352/468] has challenged bender [481/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/29/17 00:28:01] bender broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:26:09 from level 53.
[10/29/17 21:44:01] bender found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:01 towards level 53.
[10/30/17 18:49:16] KobrAs, HeavyPodda, and bender [916/1962] have team battled Zoddo, SirMonkeybox, and at0m [1294/2223] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 08:06:34] bender was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:19 towards level 53.
[10/31/17 09:25:21] bender [246/590] has challenged Lemelisk [0/1073] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:10:25 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/01/17 12:36:18] bender lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:56:05 from level 53.
[11/02/17 02:38:29] bender [552/590] has challenged Beavis [224/1099] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:38:57 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/02/17 02:38:29] In the fierce battle, Beavis dropped his level 111 amulet! bender picks it up, tossing his old level 43 amulet to Beavis.
[11/02/17 10:48:39] glorgamitch, Majak, and Mars [301/1723] have team battled sigmg, bender, and dclaw123 [58/2187] and won! 0 days, 02:38:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 15:13:13] soltys, Eldoreth, and osannatas [617/2157] have team battled zankore, bender, and kenyon [350/2351] and won! 2 days, 14:00:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/17 16:20:07] bender found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:25 towards level 53.
[11/06/17 02:01:54] bender is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:09:29 is added to his clock.
[11/08/17 22:16:43] vrillusions, Silvanus_Betrium, Lnk, and bender have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/17 11:32:54] bender [58/653] has challenged xa [18/598] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/10/17 06:23:50] bender [179/653] has come upon ncarl747 [102/838] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:27 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/10/17 21:33:25] HeavyPodda [718/1004] has challenged bender [109/653] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:36:27 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/12/17 11:48:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 4 days, 12:17:07 toward level 54.
[11/13/17 15:54:41] pixelate [226/498] has come upon bender [305/653] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:07 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/13/17 22:33:52] HeavyPodda, bender, and allo [492/2143] have team battled Zoddo, sunri5e, and Majak [1070/2032] and lost! 0 days, 21:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/17 04:57:32] bender bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:28 from level 54.
[11/14/17 14:23:15] pixelate [487/498] has challenged bender [187/653] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:30:51 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[11/14/17 15:56:39] bender stole Lnk's level 39 tunic while they were sleeping! bender leaves his old level 31 tunic behind, which Lnk then takes.
[11/15/17 13:42:36] bender broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:14 from level 54.
[11/16/17 01:30:11] bender grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:13 towards level 54.
[11/16/17 01:59:36] AbacusAvenger, Bkid, and Zye [1360/2471] have team battled bender, adamchainz, and exa [176/1900] and won! 3 days, 07:29:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 06:19:23] chrisdotcode [48/117] has challenged bender [491/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to chrisdotcode's clock.
[11/18/17 14:36:21] bender got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:38 towards level 54.
[11/18/17 18:41:42] ncarl747, vegadark, and bender [1741/1982] have team battled JuanMaestro, AbrahamLinksys, and elf [997/2291] and won! 0 days, 06:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 20:45:53] bender [564/660] has challenged Zye [782/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to bender's clock.
[11/20/17 12:18:07] bender stole Mithkabob's level 137 weapon while they were sleeping! bender leaves his old level 43 weapon behind, which Mithkabob then takes.
[11/20/17 19:03:24] damyan, megaprogman, and holloway [102/1953] have team battled Luamil, bender, and SirMonkeybox [594/2030] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/17 09:03:10] bender [448/745] has come upon canton7 [27/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:07:18 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/21/17 14:53:29] bender, Heisenberg, and LordH [2056/2685] have team battled MrGlass, djm, and liara [963/1846] and won! 1 day, 06:15:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 16:20:21] bender [525/745] has challenged J [490/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:06:13 is removed from bender's clock.
[11/22/17 22:30:40] bender [152/745] has challenged blizgerg [883/1107] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:59:55 is added to bender's clock.
[11/22/17 23:13:13] bender stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:50 towards level 55.
[11/23/17 01:00:14] i8Rzoc [92/146] has challenged bender [446/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to i8Rzoc's clock.
[11/23/17 03:37:49] bender hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:16 towards level 55.
[11/24/17 14:33:24] bender discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:34 towards level 55.
[11/25/17 01:45:19] manish17xxx, Zythan, and dax [1380/1718] have team battled bender, Gizmokid2005, and Mars [790/2302] and won! 0 days, 04:56:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 20:34:29] apiw [119/251] has challenged bender [32/745] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from apiw's clock.
[11/25/17 22:17:06] bender met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:47:15 from level 55.
[11/26/17 02:53:28] Mateusz [367/915] has come upon bender [662/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:38:43 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[11/26/17 18:22:35] bender found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:03 towards level 55.
[11/30/17 12:36:11] Andries [127/800] has challenged bender [103/745] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:19:39 is removed from Andries's clock.
[11/30/17 13:20:50] bender was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:45 from level 55.
[11/30/17 16:34:49] Xenthys [721/863] has challenged bender [384/745] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:00:32 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/01/17 15:52:28] hoglahoo, AbacusAvenger, and bender [487/1609] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, V`ger, and crysys [73/1656] and won! 0 days, 00:01:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 20:50:27] Darky [325/974] has come upon bender [422/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/06/17 07:16:34] Erwinson [43/156] has challenged bender [245/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Erwinson's clock.
[12/06/17 17:33:34] bender [328/745] has come upon blizgerg [557/1101] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:41 is added to bender's clock.
[12/06/17 23:29:31] Elgo [253/431] has challenged bender [531/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:44 is added to Elgo's clock.
[12/07/17 17:24:50] bender bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:07 towards level 55.
[12/09/17 08:18:19] bender ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:04 from level 55.
[12/09/17 08:19:56] bender [475/745] has challenged gildarts [44/530] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/09/17 14:52:17] bender [140/745] has challenged glorgamitch [321/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:07:03 is added to bender's clock.
[12/10/17 02:57:45] bender [439/745] has come upon valdur55 [112/759] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:01:10 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/10/17 08:58:16] Frogging101, petrichor, and bender [1706/2440] have team battled hoglahoo, vegadark, and fattrat [2013/2038] and lost! 1 day, 04:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 00:04:00] bender [345/745] has challenged Eldoreth [264/900] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:36:37 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/11/17 11:45:49] bender gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:00:21 towards level 56.
[12/12/17 02:31:06] bender [85/745] has come upon Boohbah [609/768] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:30:39 is added to bender's clock.
[12/12/17 07:41:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bender with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:27:23 from level 56.
[12/12/17 10:16:10] bender [217/745] has challenged Lios [212/843] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:07 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/13/17 14:26:04] bender [361/745] has challenged Majak [266/469] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:24:43 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/13/17 23:05:07] bender [270/745] has come upon manish17xxx [269/731] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:56:58 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/15/17 21:25:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 5 days, 07:42:38 toward level 56.
[12/16/17 00:34:13] bender burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! bender's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/17 03:50:54] bender [689/741] has come upon liara [308/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:36:01 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/17/17 07:57:32] bender [566/741] has challenged Fluttershy [940/1060] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:42 is added to bender's clock.
[12/18/17 05:40:55] bender [117/741] has come upon elbie [542/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:41 is added to bender's clock.
[12/18/17 17:20:58] bender was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:35 from level 56.
[12/18/17 19:30:19] bender [548/741] has challenged soltys [549/566] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to bender's clock.
[12/20/17 06:22:30] RistoUuranmaki [180/888] has challenged bender [517/741] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:20:21 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/20/17 12:05:49] moveax [369/489] has come upon bender [285/741] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:34 is removed from moveax's clock.
[12/21/17 12:38:53] bender slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! bender's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/17 17:39:12] Frogging101, Vroomfondel, bender, and Doctor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/17 21:53:38] bender learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:33 towards level 57.
[12/22/17 07:34:24] bender died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:59:58 from level 57.
[12/22/17 18:52:08] IndigoTiger, dindinx, and idlerpgww [1190/2083] have team battled liara, bender, and damyan [515/2004] and won! 1 day, 03:40:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/17 23:00:12] bender was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:57:07 from level 57.
[12/23/17 09:06:41] bender was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:37 from level 57.
[12/23/17 11:19:47] Roxana [111/182] has challenged bender [266/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/24/17 13:55:53] Lnk, Dalai, and bender [162/1972] have team battled Agent86, Bradicus, and ncarl747 [1560/2084] and lost! 1 day, 19:12:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/17 19:57:19] bender found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:37 towards level 57.
[12/26/17 03:45:16] bender, kenyon, and Taffer [786/2437] have team battled Andries, elf, and Zaratustra [2629/2802] and lost! 4 days, 03:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 12:39:51] bender gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:41 towards level 57.
[12/29/17 16:14:15] ThePhoenix47 [347/351] has challenged bender [99/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/29/17 21:17:29] bender [686/738] has come upon Dalai [426/554] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:42:52 is removed from bender's clock.
[12/30/17 13:39:27] bender is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:59:43 is added to his clock.
[12/30/17 19:15:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bender with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 06:28:37 from level 57.
[12/31/17 06:27:47] bender [274/738] has challenged ncarl747 [752/826] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:29:47 is added to bender's clock.
[01/01/18 17:45:12] elbie [578/794] has challenged bender [93/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:48:57 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/01/18 21:20:45] bender found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:50:26 towards level 57.
[01/02/18 09:50:58] bender [423/738] has challenged Boohbah [51/799] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:44:57 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/02/18 13:35:14] bender was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:49 towards level 57.
[01/05/18 20:23:02] adamchainz [241/578] has come upon bender [78/738] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:30:13 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[01/06/18 10:39:57] bender [124/738] has challenged Fluttershy [87/1053] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:31:06 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/06/18 18:28:06] bender [669/738] has come upon Agent86 [219/581] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:27:15 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/07/18 14:09:43] bender [2/738] has come upon freeboson [544/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:44 is added to bender's clock.
[01/08/18 04:55:46] bender [560/738] has challenged yano [569/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:19:13 is added to bender's clock.
[01/08/18 15:57:11] bender, Cameron_D, and Nistur [342/2606] have team battled allo, Andries, and exa [391/2131] and lost! 1 day, 02:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/18 01:45:49] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:04:27 is added to their clock.
[01/10/18 08:33:54] bender [58/738] has come upon Globalirc [464/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to bender's clock.
[01/11/18 10:18:36] bender was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:26 towards level 57.
[01/11/18 21:48:36] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:43:53 is added to their clock.
[01/12/18 07:30:11] JuanMaestro [643/715] has challenged bender [243/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:57:53 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/12/18 13:32:21] J [25/638] has challenged bender [712/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:14 is added to J's clock.
[01/12/18 17:56:32] bender reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bender's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/18 19:55:13] bender [217/742] has come upon Pici [780/1133] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:02:52 is added to bender's clock.
[01/13/18 05:33:19] bender [636/742] has come upon zifnab06 [188/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:07:05 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/14/18 18:47:55] bender discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:20 towards level 57.
[01/15/18 15:45:08] bender caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:50 towards level 57.
[01/15/18 19:40:11] bender tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:55 towards level 57.
[01/17/18 03:16:38] bender [103/742] has come upon LordH [89/1059] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:13 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/17/18 07:04:02] koyaan [183/400] has challenged bender [173/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from koyaan's clock.
[01/17/18 09:32:53] bender [502/742] has challenged Taffer [10/722] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:25 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/17/18 10:38:06] Iri, Lnk, and zid [317/2178] have team battled bender, lightstalker, and exa [940/1967] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/18 19:11:05] bender was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:44 towards level 57.
[01/19/18 06:57:46] bender hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:21 towards level 57.
[01/19/18 07:45:39] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to their clock.
[01/19/18 08:41:36] bender [459/742] has challenged CornFly [945/1013] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to bender's clock.
[01/19/18 20:59:53] bender [504/742] has come upon pants [821/889] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:17:28 is added to bender's clock.
[01/23/18 09:31:05] bender stole Zaratustra's level 67 ring while they were sleeping! bender leaves their old level 59 ring behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[01/24/18 04:59:36] bender caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:33:04 towards level 58.
[01/24/18 12:28:41] bender [639/749] has come upon Bradicus [663/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:18:42 is added to bender's clock.
[01/24/18 13:16:42] bender discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:54:54 towards level 58.
[01/27/18 08:20:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 21 days, 21:39:45 toward level 58.
[01/27/18 16:59:04] bender [302/749] has come upon KeboDK [48/877] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:19:07 is removed from bender's clock.
[01/28/18 15:03:11] borsin [49/729] has challenged bender [412/749] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:37:20 is added to borsin's clock.
[01/28/18 16:27:30] moveax [115/507] has challenged bender [351/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to moveax's clock.
[01/29/18 03:23:19] bender found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:31 towards level 58.
[01/30/18 12:26:29] bender got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:46 from level 58.
[01/31/18 09:00:38] bender [153/749] has come upon Globalirc [273/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:53 is added to bender's clock.
[02/02/18 10:40:27] bender [236/758] has challenged Cypher [97/1116] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:42:14 is removed from bender's clock.
[02/03/18 04:48:38] bender [151/758] has challenged AbacusAvenger [268/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:16:24 is added to bender's clock.
[02/03/18 12:57:11] Marvin [39/238] has challenged bender [169/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Marvin's clock.
[02/03/18 18:11:00] bender [215/758] has come upon Beavis [262/1031] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:49:23 is added to bender's clock.
[02/03/18 20:40:29] bender broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:39:48 from level 59.
[02/04/18 11:27:48] bender [725/761] has come upon Fluttershy [826/1053] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:36:57 is added to bender's clock.
[02/05/18 20:55:28] bender [138/761] has come upon dclaw123 [853/986] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:55:00 is added to bender's clock.
[02/07/18 06:29:52] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 00:31:55 is added to their clock.
[02/07/18 18:43:06] bender found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:45:53 towards level 59.
[02/10/18 20:48:25] bender [612/761] has challenged Nistur [109/452] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:08:16 is removed from bender's clock.
[02/11/18 01:50:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 9 days, 15:44:30 toward level 59.
[02/11/18 12:10:33] JuanMaestro [519/725] has challenged bender [682/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/13/18 17:23:50] Fluttershy, gildarts, and nfsnobody [237/2301] have team battled awgh, vegadark, and bender [1672/2192] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/18 23:28:23] bender [336/761] has come upon Lemelisk [929/1139] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:05:43 is added to bender's clock.
[02/14/18 00:16:39] Killerkid [761/766] has challenged bender [147/761] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:36:51 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/14/18 05:33:37] bender stole SirMonkeybox's level 72 tunic while they were sleeping! bender leaves their old level 42 tunic behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[02/14/18 19:05:55] bender [48/788] has come upon Sir_Lemming [74/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:47:13 is added to bender's clock.
[02/16/18 13:31:13] bozo [40/221] has challenged bender [115/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to bozo's clock.
[02/17/18 03:44:28] crysys [483/633] has challenged bender [697/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:55:23 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/17/18 15:28:04] bender, Heisenberg, and SlowRiot [945/2625] have team battled Euronur, uhmmm, and IdleMaster [1001/2324] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 07:56:43] bender [619/788] has challenged PiotrekD [415/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:42:26 is removed from bender's clock.
[02/19/18 02:03:05] borsin [182/729] has challenged bender [382/788] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:59:31 is added to borsin's clock.
[02/19/18 15:24:24] Flonk [349/686] has come upon bender [672/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:20 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/21/18 19:11:06] adamchainz, JuanMaestro, and Milquetoast [677/2283] have team battled bender, Pici, and elf [1391/2836] and lost! 1 day, 15:40:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 03:08:38] bender, sunri5e, and Syloq [694/1821] have team battled el, Euronur, and Heisenberg [992/2066] and lost! 1 day, 13:57:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 09:58:35] idisjunction, abra0, and bender [913/2693] have team battled Ttech, cirdan, and borsin [335/3265] and won! 2 days, 03:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 14:12:55] bender [61/788] has come upon dax [241/634] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to bender's clock.
[02/23/18 01:58:43] LordH, bender, and elf [446/2774] have team battled PiotrekD, Herb_Tarlek, and sunri5e [33/2060] and won! 1 day, 17:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 10:53:29] Dork_Knight [622/786] has challenged bender [739/788] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:02:20 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[02/25/18 19:56:01] bender [563/788] has challenged JensRex [211/1055] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:05:13 is removed from bender's clock.
[02/26/18 00:19:18] Taffer, bender, and double [1545/2383] have team battled kenyon, KeboDK, and kork [198/2421] and won! 1 day, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 04:58:39] fattrat [1133/1180] has challenged bender [445/788] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:20:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/26/18 13:11:11] nomatame [107/414] has challenged bender [489/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to nomatame's clock.
[02/27/18 00:04:21] bender [725/788] has challenged Lnk [252/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:11:41 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/01/18 14:27:49] bender, mustek, and Bradicus [161/2547] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jrosmith, and djm [1003/1565] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/18 15:43:06] bender [361/815] has challenged daemoneye [196/261] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:07:32 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/01/18 20:25:24] bender [427/815] has challenged astropoint [113/611] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:48:42 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/02/18 01:54:38] bender [656/815] has come upon sbp [529/575] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:21:42 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/02/18 17:32:03] bender [512/815] has challenged buksi [240/396] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:46:56 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/02/18 20:14:56] bender [462/815] has come upon greekman [312/332] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:39:33 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/03/18 22:41:13] bender [58/815] has challenged shandor [86/602] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:53:06 is added to bender's clock.
[03/05/18 11:38:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 6 days, 23:57:14 toward level 60.
[03/05/18 14:25:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 6 days, 23:18:59 toward level 60.
[03/05/18 18:13:50] bender invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:31 towards level 60.
[03/05/18 19:55:36] bender [204/815] has challenged qbit [9/784] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:09:14 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/07/18 23:46:20] bender [556/815] has come upon dclaw123 [405/986] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:04 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/08/18 04:13:46] Boohbah [533/843] has challenged bender [307/815] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:06:19 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[03/08/18 12:04:28] bender [333/815] has come upon Fluttershy [444/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:50 is added to bender's clock.
[03/10/18 07:17:22] hannesenator, Euronur, and sbp [781/2408] have team battled RBecker, kenyon, and bender [33/2851] and won! 5 days, 01:42:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 07:31:02] bender [693/815] has challenged dwfreed [135/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:16 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/10/18 07:53:03] bootdisk, Murii, and PinkiePie [1858/1992] have team battled acolarh, Elgo, and bender [649/1549] and won! 0 days, 00:16:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 16:30:45] SlowRiot, basepi, and Eldoreth [333/2791] have team battled agrajag, bender, and Zaratustra [562/2798] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/18 00:36:43] bender [363/815] has challenged dwfreed [290/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:48 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/11/18 03:14:19] bl4ckscor3 [480/564] has come upon bender [426/815] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:48:30 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/11/18 05:17:25] bender [263/815] has come upon Dork_Knight [292/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:58 is added to bender's clock.
[03/11/18 22:09:34] bender [412/815] has challenged zid [245/1011] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:22 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/11/18 23:58:34] bender burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bender's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/13/18 03:53:46] bender [333/810] has challenged IndigoTiger [643/1153] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:31:26 is added to bender's clock.
[03/13/18 13:48:44] bender stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:37:45 towards level 61.
[03/13/18 15:16:07] bender [449/810] has come upon MadMan [775/1058] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:40:34 is added to bender's clock.
[03/14/18 17:16:34] bender bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:23 towards level 61.
[03/14/18 20:50:38] bender [519/810] has come upon ishanyx [518/649] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:55:54 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/14/18 23:25:52] bender was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:16:10 from level 61.
[03/15/18 12:13:20] bender [264/810] has challenged Taffer [149/719] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:27:50 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/15/18 12:35:54] bender got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:20:07 from level 61.
[03/15/18 20:50:27] yano, bender, and Mars [612/2198] have team battled apiw, hannesenator, and Sixbierehomme [2006/2472] and lost! 4 days, 08:44:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 05:27:32] bender [412/810] has challenged acolarh [54/363] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:03:18 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/18/18 02:34:49] bender [486/810] has challenged IdleMaster [590/755] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:29:28 is added to bender's clock.
[03/20/18 01:20:38] Atan [158/584] has challenged bender [235/810] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Atan's clock.
[03/20/18 22:17:09] exa [175/1012] has come upon bender [781/810] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:52:07 is added to exa's clock.
[03/21/18 13:17:21] Wario, niko, and bender [539/1426] have team battled mordac, basepi, and suterismus [847/3452] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/18 01:08:01] mefmef [202/226] has challenged bender [358/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to mefmef's clock.
[03/23/18 05:56:10] NRKist [229/232] has challenged bender [535/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to NRKist's clock.
[03/23/18 12:55:48] bender [712/810] has come upon Beavis [496/1031] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:29:49 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/23/18 23:26:25] bender was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:07 towards level 61.
[03/24/18 10:00:00] bender [446/821] has come upon m0shbear [400/738] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:35:23 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/25/18 02:30:44] bender saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:48:33 from level 61.
[03/25/18 06:53:09] bender stole Taffer's level 189 weapon while they were sleeping! bender leaves their old level 137 weapon behind, which Taffer then takes.
[03/25/18 12:23:43] mefmef [66/243] has challenged bender [342/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to mefmef's clock.
[03/26/18 01:52:22] bender, CornFly, and adamchainz [1322/2481] have team battled SN4T14, niko, and suterismus [2188/2476] and lost! 1 day, 04:42:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/18 03:50:45] bender invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:31 towards level 61.
[03/27/18 03:50:13] Boohbah [208/843] has challenged bender [572/868] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:28:34 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[03/27/18 07:28:01] bender [147/868] has come upon sasaniak [498/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:27:52 is added to bender's clock.
[03/27/18 20:56:14] bender [578/868] has challenged bigjay [377/1265] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:09:42 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/28/18 05:59:26] sigmg [277/727] has challenged bender [19/868] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:51:41 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[03/29/18 03:32:49] bender [680/868] has come upon Lios [369/869] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:53:49 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/30/18 16:15:57] grooverider, NRKist, and TauPan [1113/2218] have team battled bender, theemstra, and Misza [659/2761] and won! 0 days, 01:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 22:06:26] bender, Iri, and JensRex [1093/2399] have team battled sjefen6, Majak, and csssuf [855/1564] and won! 0 days, 20:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/18 01:05:46] bender [597/868] has come upon basepi [203/983] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:30:22 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/01/18 17:38:10] bender [45/868] has come upon robox [378/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:47:42 is added to bender's clock.
[04/02/18 06:22:57] TimWolla [119/250] has challenged bender [537/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[04/03/18 05:55:32] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:56:01 is added to their clock.
[04/06/18 15:25:53] bender was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:08 towards level 61.
[04/07/18 20:28:46] bender [367/868] has challenged awgh [53/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:44 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/08/18 01:08:58] bender discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:54 towards level 61.
[04/08/18 05:48:40] bender found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:54 towards level 61.
[04/08/18 17:03:20] bender caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:57 towards level 61.
[04/09/18 16:21:47] bender [667/868] has come upon buksi [141/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:39 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/09/18 21:34:35] bender [532/868] has challenged seanmnaes [412/490] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:17:02 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/09/18 21:34:35] bender has dealt seanmnaes a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:57:32 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[04/10/18 00:46:47] Asara, Atan, and LordH [1442/2939] have team battled bender, lipek, and niko [383/2434] and won! 4 days, 05:00:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 09:36:26] codedeeply, bender, and Herb_Tarlek [762/2487] have team battled mefmef, speedmann, and Agent86 [1290/1506] and lost! 0 days, 14:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/18 12:52:07] bender caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:03:28 towards level 62.
[04/10/18 16:17:11] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 03:01:03 is added to their clock.
[04/10/18 22:36:57] Lemelisk [251/1155] has challenged bender [588/868] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:40:09 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[04/12/18 17:15:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 15 days, 18:17:07 toward level 62.
[04/13/18 05:13:14] bootdisk, elbie, and ncarl747 [2095/2576] have team battled bender, AngryParsley, and canton7 [215/2585] and won! 0 days, 10:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 17:43:16] bender [469/868] has come upon Roxana [211/828] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:33:15 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/13/18 17:43:16] bender has dealt Roxana a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:14:47 is added to Roxana's clock.
[04/14/18 03:38:35] bender [579/868] has come upon sasaniak [478/668] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:07:34 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/14/18 05:33:56] bender saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:36:44 from level 62.
[04/14/18 12:04:21] bender [562/868] has come upon moveax [73/518] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:39:35 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/15/18 09:30:33] Wario [430/536] has challenged bender [581/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Wario's clock.
[04/15/18 15:52:50] bender ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:34 from level 62.
[04/15/18 16:06:32] bender [483/868] has come upon Zaratustra [791/931] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:07:16 is added to bender's clock.
[04/16/18 13:32:18] bootdisk [563/905] has come upon bender [839/868] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:28:05 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[04/16/18 19:57:14] bender [188/868] has come upon ncarl747 [437/875] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:54:56 is added to bender's clock.
[04/17/18 10:04:42] bender discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:30 towards level 62.
[04/17/18 18:05:53] bender got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:10:00 towards level 62.
[04/18/18 16:29:27] Tenorman, sunri5e, and canton7 [2341/2458] have team battled Milquetoast, bender, and pfoley [660/2535] and won! 3 days, 01:47:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 01:32:51] bender is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:35:22 is added to their clock.
[04/19/18 13:26:46] bender learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:39:32 towards level 62.
[04/21/18 01:25:40] bender was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:14 towards level 62.
[04/21/18 17:18:52] bender reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bender's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/18 17:19:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bender 5 days, 22:22:18 toward level 62.