Player Info

User: brendan
Class: Invigilator
Admin?: No
Level: 130
Next level: 89 days, 00:22:24
Status: Offline
Host: brendan!~brendan@212.222.185.35.bc.googleusercontent.com
Account Created: Thu Mar 14 19:53:25 2013
Last login: Sun May 2 15:13:37 2021
Total time idled: 2518 days, 07:53:08
Current position: [192,253]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 124 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 265 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 40
gloves: 60
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 73
ring: 72 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 52
tunic: 83 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 448 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1291

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 7 days, 00:00:00
mesg: 0 days, 00:51:52
nick: 58 days, 06:07:50
part: 21 days, 00:00:00
quest: 1578 days, 02:16:56
quit: 258 days, 00:39:10

total: 1922 days, 09:55:48

Character Modifiers

[03/14/13 22:02:12] brendan [12/17] has challenged greycat [130/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/14/13 23:18:10] brendan [8/37] has challenged jbest [176/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/15/13 02:06:56] brendan [56/77] has challenged Zizi [118/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/15/13 07:11:51] brendan [104/123] has challenged Cameron_D [642/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/15/13 09:07:55] brendan [82/145] has challenged EugeneKay [352/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/15/13 19:48:23] brendan [158/191] has challenged Gerardon [487/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/16/13 15:07:53] brendan [96/234] has challenged spiffytech [291/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/16/13 22:29:20] brendan [206/237] has challenged IdleBot [327/1429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/17/13 07:18:26] brendan [83/251] has challenged zbart [439/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/17/13 17:06:58] brendan [100/251] has challenged allo [90/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/18/13 01:43:45] brendan [23/267] has challenged meat [459/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/18/13 01:46:46] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:20 from level 30.
[03/18/13 15:42:59] brendan [193/272] has challenged masklin [95/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/18/13 15:42:59] In the fierce battle, masklin dropped his level 55 pair of boots! brendan picks it up, tossing his old level 22 pair of boots to masklin.
[03/19/13 03:31:08] brendan [173/309] has challenged cirdan [116/1026] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/19/13 14:34:05] sartan [111/178] has challenged brendan [32/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/19/13 14:57:44] Killerkid [445/573] has come upon brendan [259/309] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:28:19 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/19/13 17:27:40] brendan [131/309] has challenged brimstone [391/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/20/13 14:38:23] brendan [40/330] has challenged gipyelrah [316/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/21/13 12:39:29] brendan [119/330] has come upon Satoshi [675/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/21/13 15:26:12] brendan [326/341] has challenged Unsub [245/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/22/13 15:31:51] brendan [106/364] has challenged nitzer [198/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/24/13 00:17:15] brendan [152/366] has challenged bigjay [346/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/24/13 08:24:58] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:08 from level 37.
[03/25/13 18:02:12] brendan [274/385] has challenged ruan [365/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/26/13 08:30:43] Charris, zero_one, and brendan [56/1245] have team battled Trienish, DryRoastedPeanut, and rmbell.the.great [549/2257] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/13 11:15:55] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:21 towards level 38.
[03/27/13 16:53:11] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:57 from level 38.
[03/28/13 17:48:31] brendan [335/385] has challenged filinep [45/104] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/13 14:02:23] brendan [233/420] has challenged DryRoastedPeanut [622/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/30/13 18:43:16] rasputo [402/421] has come upon brendan [390/420] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:12:40 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[03/31/13 00:29:49] Raccoon [346/432] has challenged brendan [48/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:27 is removed from Raccoon's clock.
[03/31/13 11:24:21] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:59 towards level 40.
[03/31/13 18:30:42] brendan [81/420] has come upon tiwake [432/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:56 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/31/13 19:09:13] dwfreed and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/13 05:41:34] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:45 towards level 40.
[04/01/13 10:46:11] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:08 towards level 40.
[04/01/13 15:11:45] neurospex, Zett, and rasputo [389/1875] have team battled brendan, RLabs, and Raccoon [535/1246] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/13 02:02:35] brendan [164/420] has challenged dwfreed [350/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/03/13 02:31:54] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:07 towards level 41.
[04/03/13 05:07:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 00:37:22 toward level 41.
[04/03/13 16:13:38] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:18 towards level 41.
[04/03/13 18:12:11] brendan [15/425] has challenged slack [172/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/05/13 01:36:42] brendan [58/425] has come upon kenyon [534/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:50 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/05/13 08:01:53] brendan [87/425] has come upon sasaniak [44/715] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/06/13 07:10:57] Charris [96/366] has challenged brendan [175/425] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:56:03 is added to Charris's clock.
[04/06/13 20:01:25] argus and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/13 22:11:25] brendan [225/426] has challenged Loreley [194/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/07/13 09:05:56] Pici, vegadark, and Raccoon [62/2125] have team battled argus, Gizmokid2005, and brendan [351/2053] and lost! 0 days, 10:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/13 18:19:48] Neal [123/396] has challenged brendan [346/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:34 is added to Neal's clock.
[04/09/13 08:27:31] iunruh [108/490] has come upon brendan [284/426] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:24 is added to iunruh's clock.
[04/10/13 02:48:17] brendan [87/430] has challenged dpk [497/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/10/13 06:21:52] xmessenger, SeySayux, and wakeupscreaming [819/1894] have team battled Plasmastar, Hans.Wurst, and brendan [1210/1510] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/13 08:23:58] Cube [141/270] has challenged brendan [233/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Cube's clock.
[04/10/13 10:01:59] brendan [107/430] has come upon Majak [226/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:49:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/10/13 19:27:42] TheCookieKing [8/13] has challenged brendan [272/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to TheCookieKing's clock.
[04/11/13 22:20:12] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:13 from level 44.
[04/12/13 08:21:00] bebna [47/211] has challenged brendan [22/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from bebna's clock.
[04/13/13 00:27:26] brendan and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/13 14:03:49] Trienish [730/792] has challenged brendan [318/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:00:34 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[04/15/13 00:13:46] Prometheus [42/471] has challenged brendan [131/430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[04/15/13 01:36:38] brendan [18/430] has challenged Valkor [929/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/15/13 05:00:40] brendan [320/430] has come upon zbart [18/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/15/13 05:42:20] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:51 from level 45.
[04/15/13 07:48:05] Hans.Wurst and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/13 16:27:11] joshz [453/476] has challenged brendan [127/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from joshz's clock.
[04/16/13 12:08:57] brendan and nikoJ have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/13 13:34:39] brendan [153/430] has come upon lipek [496/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/17/13 22:45:19] AwwCookies [89/219] has challenged brendan [186/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to AwwCookies's clock.
[04/18/13 12:43:34] brendan burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! brendan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/13 13:42:14] brendan [169/425] has come upon ahmiq [122/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:33:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/19/13 06:47:44] brendan [163/425] has challenged Cameron_D [368/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/19/13 18:58:33] kapitanluffy [60/85] has challenged brendan [395/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[04/19/13 23:23:31] Charris, Syloq, and brendan [92/1376] have team battled dwfreed, tmberg, and joshz [1697/2092] and lost! 1 day, 01:19:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/13 09:09:49] brendan and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/13 10:32:37] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:45 from level 46.
[04/22/13 10:46:09] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:59 from level 46.
[04/22/13 15:45:07] brendan [201/425] has come upon wakeupscreaming [262/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:50:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/24/13 03:05:15] mthw [111/288] has challenged brendan [178/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to mthw's clock.
[04/24/13 15:09:49] tmberg, beatysees, and Unsub [228/1634] have team battled brendan, ryushe, and heqs [826/1363] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/13 22:22:04] nicko [321/486] has come upon brendan [15/425] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:36:12 is removed from nicko's clock.
[04/26/13 17:52:24] brendan [46/425] has come upon Weedle [302/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/26/13 19:17:56] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:37 towards level 46.
[04/27/13 08:09:23] brendan [389/431] has challenged ChiefRA [394/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/29/13 02:07:58] jmaugue, Grim, and vegadark [36/2250] have team battled Cameron_D, dxrt, and brendan [1321/2167] and lost! 0 days, 23:49:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/13 18:47:06] Wolf [45/824] has challenged brendan [96/431] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:57:26 is added to Wolf's clock.
[04/30/13 04:22:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 00:57:00 toward level 47.
[04/30/13 07:31:04] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/13 02:03:57] BlastHardcheese, Gizmokid2005, brendan, and pekster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/13 02:42:18] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:30 towards level 47.
[05/01/13 05:49:24] brendan [228/431] has challenged Jewbaca [177/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/01/13 21:22:54] brendan and Sparticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/13 01:12:37] Iuz [680/888] has challenged brendan [396/431] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[05/02/13 01:39:36] brendan [132/431] has come upon FFForever [195/294] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:23 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/03/13 16:10:01] brendan and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/13 00:00:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 17:14:47 toward level 48.
[05/04/13 05:47:57] jmaugue and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/13 06:24:51] brendan [71/431] has come upon Weedle [304/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:51:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/04/13 09:27:24] brendan fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! brendan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/13 10:27:07] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:48 towards level 48.
[05/04/13 19:21:15] brendan [64/426] has come upon Valkor [297/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/05/13 00:50:07] Str1ngS and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/13 19:39:05] robot [356/427] has challenged brendan [151/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:05:07 is removed from robot's clock.

[05/06/13 11:27:27] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:46 from level 48.
[05/06/13 18:49:51] brendan [209/426] has challenged zero_one [242/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/06/13 22:18:26] kenyon, AbrahamLinksys, and Tenorman [846/2279] have team battled Darky, brendan, and sjefen6 [771/1289] and won! 0 days, 15:22:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/13 17:51:42] Ciphohs5 [175/446] has challenged brendan [151/426] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:49:36 is removed from Ciphohs5's clock.
[05/07/13 19:46:11] we6jbo, benonsoftware, and Birdbones [66/1452] have team battled brendan, KindOne, and s1amson [928/1258] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/13 20:43:00] brendan, Gerardon, and Jareeta [138/2017] have team battled Fluttershy, zero_one, and Oxe [911/1471] and lost! 1 day, 15:23:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/13 04:54:39] Reaper [11/848] has challenged brendan [66/426] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:20:59 is added to Reaper's clock.
[05/08/13 09:56:05] brendan [383/426] has challenged NN2k [344/439] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:21:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/09/13 13:03:40] Smoovious [176/732] has challenged brendan [321/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:25 is added to Smoovious's clock.
[05/10/13 11:14:19] neuro [611/941] has come upon brendan [49/426] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:49 is removed from neuro's clock.
[05/10/13 13:47:17] Preaux, AngryParsley, and brendan [264/1573] have team battled nikoJ, dpk, and RansomTime [650/1749] and lost! 1 day, 05:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/13 05:34:22] brendan [293/426] has challenged Hydrogenum [663/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/14/13 18:24:55] Myrtti [372/496] has challenged brendan [74/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:52 is removed from Myrtti's clock.
[05/15/13 03:45:35] idisjunction and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/13 15:56:40] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:19 towards level 49.
[05/16/13 05:25:47] preflex, spiffytech, and Zett [396/1768] have team battled brendan, kenyon, and naterd00d [1792/1901] and lost! 1 day, 14:57:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/13 13:02:42] brendan [126/426] has challenged Syloq [178/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:04 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/17/13 03:03:13] Eiam and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/13 13:41:41] Sparticus, Reaper, and LordFella [2270/2477] have team battled brendan, Kabaka, and charitwo [2/1556] and won! 2 days, 12:58:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/13 09:11:18] brendan [194/426] has challenged DemosDemon [72/664] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:09:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/18/13 20:35:27] lipek, gipyelrah, and Jeran [416/1899] have team battled fx, brendan, and [dmp] [1436/1470] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/13 04:56:47] brendan [336/426] has come upon Smoovious [716/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:22 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/13 06:08:43] brendan [116/426] has come upon Iuz [831/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/13 17:00:12] naterd00d, maybeHere, and brendan [1189/1320] have team battled blizgerg, Jeran, and D4CH_RPi [1298/1582] and lost! 0 days, 09:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/13 18:29:47] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:50 from level 49.
[05/19/13 22:05:10] Cameron_D, tiwake, and pekster [1162/2309] have team battled Jeran, brendan, and Sheudecai [132/1233] and won! 0 days, 12:27:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/13 02:28:41] brendan [19/426] has challenged MetaNova [223/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/20/13 03:28:52] Ephod [276/544] has challenged brendan [419/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:15 is added to Ephod's clock.
[05/20/13 21:32:25] brendan [286/426] has challenged blind [611/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:33:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/21/13 20:48:45] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:37 towards level 49.
[05/22/13 20:37:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 03:23:16 toward level 49.
[05/23/13 04:42:39] Vostok, m0shbear, and idleOne [1838/2023] have team battled brendan, Reaper, and Chimneytown [629/1366] and won! 1 day, 23:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/13 07:09:28] brendan [25/434] has challenged Chimneytown [28/96] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/23/13 11:46:02] Ziggilus [145/244] has challenged brendan [136/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from Ziggilus's clock.
[05/23/13 12:05:30] Chimneytown [117/136] has challenged brendan [43/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:07 is removed from Chimneytown's clock.
[05/23/13 14:57:04] brendan [326/434] has come upon felipe [39/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:48:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/24/13 17:43:44] brendan [124/434] has challenged meeech [134/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:16:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/25/13 01:13:07] brendan [333/434] has come upon Hydrogenum [538/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:48:50 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/26/13 00:07:37] brendan [168/434] has come upon DeLorean [338/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/26/13 12:07:35] Oldiesmann and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/13 18:45:08] Ziggilus [142/275] has challenged brendan [384/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Ziggilus's clock.
[05/27/13 11:56:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 20:39:44 toward level 50.
[05/27/13 18:15:51] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:48 towards level 50.
[05/28/13 13:16:14] code_slinger, seek, and WorkingTaco [457/1872] have team battled brendan, Gizmokid2005, and Unsub [94/1949] and won! 0 days, 00:03:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/13 06:06:48] Satoshi [367/791] has challenged brendan [2/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:04:31 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[05/29/13 11:18:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 18:36:37 from level 50.
[05/29/13 13:06:56] jack, sasaniak, and brendan [1253/1480] have team battled vrillusions, HackUCF, and kork [359/1797] and won! 0 days, 03:43:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/13 06:12:11] brendan [2/437] has challenged ruan [155/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/30/13 17:14:33] brendan [295/437] has challenged Lenny [473/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:20:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/30/13 18:36:43] Chimneytown [258/332] has challenged brendan [386/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Chimneytown's clock.
[05/30/13 22:05:45] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:21 from level 50.
[05/31/13 04:33:30] woonack, ahmiq, and MetaNova [302/2168] have team battled brendan, Ziggilus, and io [701/1110] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/13 07:13:12] RLabs and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/13 10:31:35] seek [582/761] has challenged brendan [424/442] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:00:49 is removed from seek's clock.
[06/02/13 10:49:32] ironchew [302/390] has challenged brendan [214/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from ironchew's clock.
[06/02/13 10:49:32] In the fierce battle, brendan dropped his level 56 pair of boots! ironchew picks it up, tossing his old level 24 pair of boots to brendan.
[06/03/13 01:39:47] PriceChild and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/13 12:52:40] brendan [156/407] has come upon Oldiesmann [384/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/04/13 07:20:04] brendan [73/407] has challenged neurospex [318/900] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/04/13 08:52:19] brendan [26/407] has come upon seisgatos [169/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:08:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/06/13 13:34:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 09:24:23 toward level 51.
[06/07/13 04:16:32] fonzie [17/18] has challenged brendan [2/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:55 is removed from fonzie's clock.
[06/07/13 07:19:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 23:38:19 toward level 51.
[06/07/13 07:31:39] Grim, mamarley, Syloq, and brendan have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/13 15:27:21] brendan [10/410] has come upon Grim [48/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/08/13 00:02:20] brendan [255/410] has challenged filinep [74/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/08/13 07:12:15] BachePorro, bersam, and Str1ngS [1421/1439] have team battled tmberg, brendan, and dxrt [997/1795] and won! 0 days, 00:31:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/13 08:06:24] brendan [107/410] has come upon Neal [338/539] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:32 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/08/13 11:04:42] brendan [219/410] has challenged Cameron_D [807/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/08/13 11:55:12] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:42 towards level 51.
[06/08/13 12:37:51] brendan [137/422] has challenged BachePorro [245/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/10/13 15:45:56] Hans.Wurst and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/13 21:43:16] brendan [353/422] has challenged nikoJ [590/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:15:25 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/11/13 06:52:37] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:59 towards level 52.
[06/12/13 03:00:45] Symmetry [35/47] has challenged brendan [12/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:56 is removed from Symmetry's clock.
[06/12/13 07:02:36] kenyon, sniegol, and suterismus [1265/2748] have team battled s1amson, Cameron_D, and brendan [151/1743] and won! 2 days, 15:58:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/13 10:53:26] brendan [180/426] has challenged kenyon [786/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:54 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/12/13 15:54:35] brendan [74/426] has challenged blizgerg [658/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:41:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/12/13 17:28:10] brendan [136/426] has come upon dwfreed [955/1070] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:15:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/13/13 05:57:12] redstrike, lipek, and x-treme [779/1102] have team battled neuro, brendan, and wakeupscreaming [1877/2415] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/13 10:17:25] brendan burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! brendan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/13 00:51:38] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:16:40 from level 52.
[06/15/13 18:07:50] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:20:40 from level 52.
[06/16/13 08:04:30] brendan [308/422] has come upon masklin [51/566] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:34:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/16/13 08:09:52] brendan [186/422] has come upon naori [302/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:28:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/16/13 10:57:28] tann, RLabs, and jbroome [1508/1607] have team battled Gizmokid2005, brendan, and jmaugue [1266/1876] and won! 0 days, 18:53:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/13 14:40:38] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:26 towards level 52.
[06/16/13 15:55:20] brendan [397/422] has come upon sartan [60/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/17/13 04:52:28] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:08 towards level 52.
[06/18/13 02:44:04] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:06 towards level 52.
[06/18/13 18:25:39] brendan [252/422] has come upon Hans.Wurst [308/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:29:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/19/13 02:21:57] Hydrogenum, brendan, and Killerkid [387/1937] have team battled masklin, woonack, and blizgerg [701/2601] and lost! 1 day, 05:25:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/13 06:40:15] brendan [173/422] has challenged argus [548/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/21/13 06:32:32] brendan [120/422] has come upon slack [322/328] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:52:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/21/13 14:47:26] brendan [254/422] has challenged Cameron_D [881/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/21/13 21:40:56] brendan [354/422] has come upon yond [562/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/22/13 03:04:50] Prometheus, Bpendragon, and brendan [273/1969] have team battled RLabs, Ziggilus, and SpamMage [58/1615] and won! 0 days, 00:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/13 06:17:41] Quix0te and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/13 05:25:39] Kyle [178/191] has challenged brendan [206/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Kyle's clock.
[06/23/13 14:58:19] brendan [152/422] has challenged Darky [90/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:02:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/24/13 03:01:03] suterismus [429/969] has challenged brendan [66/422] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:23:41 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[06/25/13 07:23:34] brendan [393/422] has come upon seisgatos [193/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:53:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/25/13 09:07:35] brendan [217/422] has challenged Nofew [231/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/28/13 12:37:31] Jeran [304/411] has challenged brendan [51/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:09 is removed from Jeran's clock.
[06/29/13 18:43:41] brendan [225/422] has challenged jbroome [400/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/30/13 13:43:27] brendan [29/434] has challenged Birdbones [464/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/30/13 19:48:50] Killerkid [82/574] has challenged brendan [273/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:12 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[06/30/13 23:19:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 23:06:39 toward level 53.
[06/30/13 23:37:52] brendan [186/434] has come upon Ephod [566/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/01/13 00:49:55] Skidel [164/397] has challenged brendan [143/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:40 is removed from Skidel's clock.
[07/01/13 02:32:56] Avon [30/81] has challenged brendan [342/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Avon's clock.
[07/01/13 04:22:31] Odd, Str1ngS, and tann [70/1659] have team battled dxrt, Hans.Wurst, and brendan [1271/1646] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/13 11:04:23] brentwalther [83/295] has challenged brendan [258/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[07/01/13 11:59:51] pehden [80/164] has challenged brendan [106/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to pehden's clock.
[07/01/13 18:00:13] argus and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/13 05:24:13] Nofew and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/13 06:24:13] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:14:23 from level 53.
[07/02/13 08:59:38] brendan [28/434] has challenged dxrt [329/822] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:15:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/02/13 10:50:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 01:27:13 toward level 53.
[07/03/13 02:33:11] RLabs and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/13 03:09:51] we6jbo, kenyon, and XJR-9 [297/1744] have team battled gipyelrah, Pici, and brendan [643/2131] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/13 05:54:16] brendan [302/434] has come upon Hewn [206/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:51:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/03/13 17:59:07] redstrike [97/309] has challenged brendan [112/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to redstrike's clock.
[07/04/13 01:20:10] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:00 towards level 53.
[07/04/13 06:24:18] brendan [170/434] has come upon kenyon [671/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:31:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/05/13 04:11:05] Syloq, pwned, and redstrike [1366/1771] have team battled Lenny, brendan, and Nothing4You [123/1714] and won! 0 days, 05:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/13 13:01:28] RedW [117/461] has challenged brendan [133/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:17 is added to RedW's clock.
[07/05/13 19:02:38] Hydrogenum [706/941] has challenged brendan [410/434] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:25:17 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/05/13 20:02:49] mamarley [274/556] has challenged brendan [53/434] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:56:59 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[07/06/13 03:04:02] Eiam [216/504] has challenged brendan [305/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:07 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/06/13 12:34:22] mamarley, Eiam, Neal, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/13 21:41:19] Killerkid [170/576] has challenged brendan [60/434] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[07/07/13 01:07:54] Spazturtle [152/434] has challenged brendan [110/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:39 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[07/07/13 04:24:33] brendan, pehden, and grooverider [1033/1402] have team battled sartan, johnthebear, and Tenorman [420/1657] and won! 0 days, 03:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/13 08:16:02] JoseeAntonioR, Str1ngS, and brendan [648/1685] have team battled rmbell.the.great, Neal, and idisjunction [463/1763] and won! 0 days, 00:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/13 02:57:25] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:54 towards level 53.
[07/09/13 08:19:20] Fogel [9/126] has challenged brendan [322/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Fogel's clock.
[07/09/13 09:23:09] brendan [173/434] has come upon dwfreed [1047/1070] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/10/13 13:33:18] Hans.Wurst [155/458] has challenged brendan [272/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:07:05 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[07/10/13 19:20:14] brendan [268/434] has challenged dwfreed [408/1070] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/11/13 07:30:07] GilbertErik [13/212] has challenged brendan [385/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/11/13 11:22:03] brendan [111/434] has challenged UndyingShadow [215/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:20:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/12/13 08:09:43] brendan [68/434] has come upon Loreley [8/577] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:40:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/12/13 14:03:53] sartan, DeLorean, and nyrednek [1278/1467] have team battled BachePorro, vegadark, and brendan [922/1708] and won! 0 days, 00:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/13 15:25:29] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:29 towards level 54.
[07/13/13 11:14:45] Jeran, iViLe, and brendan [770/1328] have team battled ccx, Sparticus, and forks [1312/1852] and lost! 1 day, 03:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/13 01:36:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 5 days, 18:35:55 toward level 54.
[07/14/13 09:08:24] GilbertErik [162/308] has challenged brendan [137/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[07/15/13 10:14:23] brendan [23/434] has come upon Cenhinen [110/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:19 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/17/13 17:55:32] brendan [20/434] has challenged jose [144/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:08:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/18/13 02:52:33] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:16 towards level 54.
[07/18/13 15:00:08] brendan [352/434] has challenged kitsune [29/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/19/13 07:43:52] Sparticus and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/13 09:06:16] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:42:02 from level 54.
[07/19/13 12:04:53] brendan [75/434] has challenged filinep [477/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:45:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/19/13 21:06:53] grooverider [268/646] has challenged brendan [413/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:43 is added to grooverider's clock.
[07/20/13 02:46:38] Scar3cr0w [129/412] has challenged brendan [224/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[07/20/13 11:31:01] brendan [343/434] has come upon iViLe [191/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:46:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/21/13 12:09:28] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:58 towards level 54.
[07/22/13 17:39:35] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:41 towards level 54.
[07/23/13 05:25:27] brendan [1/434] has challenged Majak [252/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:19 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/23/13 10:26:35] Wolf [679/813] has challenged brendan [318/434] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:15:06 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[07/23/13 18:39:09] brendan, talso, and gipyelrah [1400/1964] have team battled tmberg, AngryParsley, and AbrahamLinksys [1242/1724] and won! 0 days, 05:03:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/13 23:01:43] Weedle stole brendan's level 34 amulet while they were sleeping! Weedle leaves his old level 17 amulet behind, which brendan then takes.
[07/24/13 04:39:31] RockTheShazbot [102/124] has challenged brendan [44/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:48 is removed from RockTheShazbot's clock.
[07/24/13 14:55:01] brendan [457/715] has challenged Kevin [150/152] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/25/13 18:39:27] brendan [280/715] has come upon Kabaka [122/586] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:22:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/26/13 00:29:23] brendan [642/715] has come upon Chenzw [219/226] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:30:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/26/13 18:31:20] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:48 towards level 55.
[07/26/13 20:36:10] brendan [687/715] has come upon Weedle [460/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:04:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/28/13 07:04:43] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:23 towards level 55.
[07/28/13 20:58:06] brendan [190/715] has come upon idleOne [490/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:13:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/29/13 07:00:58] brendan [474/715] has come upon Jeran [314/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:00:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/29/13 10:23:57] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:13 towards level 55.
[07/29/13 16:15:40] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:23 towards level 55.
[07/29/13 20:19:52] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:12 from level 55.
[07/30/13 09:39:47] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:27 towards level 55.
[07/31/13 18:58:23] brendan, grooverider, and Z6 [71/1832] have team battled keeper_c, Mateusz, and MontyZuma [1632/2214] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/13 14:16:50] brendan [116/715] has challenged spiffytech [381/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:52:40 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/04/13 00:01:31] euqrad [83/109] has challenged brendan [255/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to euqrad's clock.
[08/05/13 02:34:38] brendan [86/715] has come upon TauPan [79/300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/05/13 10:26:52] brendan [489/727] has challenged xandrix [66/218] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:56:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/06/13 01:26:18] Charris [158/370] has come upon brendan [299/727] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:24:19 is added to Charris's clock.
[08/07/13 04:45:37] brendan [324/727] has come upon adamus1red [183/800] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:47:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/07/13 04:48:04] truffles [57/594] has challenged brendan [299/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:45 is added to truffles's clock.
[08/10/13 04:01:56] tann and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/13 20:54:03] csalazar and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/13 07:28:30] brendan [295/727] has come upon tmberg [382/567] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:21:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/12/13 05:07:53] brendan [364/727] has come upon pekster [323/532] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:58:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/12/13 06:16:01] brendan [346/830] has challenged D4CH_RPi [149/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:19:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/12/13 23:17:53] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:19 from level 56.
[08/16/13 02:00:49] brendan [589/830] has come upon Str1ngS [563/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/17/13 04:53:28] SCSi, Kabaka, and XJR-9 [1394/1732] have team battled brendan, tmberg, and Chenzw [66/1908] and won! 0 days, 06:00:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 09:45:18] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:36 towards level 56.
[08/17/13 14:45:37] jmaugue [20/550] has challenged brendan [798/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:22 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[08/18/13 11:23:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 10:38:11 toward level 56.
[08/18/13 22:52:52] masklin [128/566] has challenged brendan [661/830] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:16:12 is added to masklin's clock.
[08/19/13 18:04:27] brendan [700/830] has come upon Yankee [718/761] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:13 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/19/13 18:57:28] grooverider [406/911] has challenged brendan [805/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:08 is added to grooverider's clock.
[08/19/13 19:44:17] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:21 from level 56.
[08/19/13 19:47:42] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:45 towards level 56.
[08/20/13 04:29:57] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:28 from level 56.
[08/20/13 05:30:04] Odd, brendan, and vegadark [1985/2066] have team battled jbroome, Beavis, and Munchington [1355/1907] and won! 0 days, 00:26:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 16:08:52] brendan [748/830] has come upon Spazturtle [414/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/21/13 03:04:54] Satoshi [103/791] has challenged brendan [644/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:12 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/21/13 04:52:46] brendan [339/830] has challenged aucg [351/390] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/21/13 21:10:50] brendan [477/830] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [798/1005] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:46:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/22/13 03:59:39] Nolehte [6/794] has come upon brendan [14/830] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:43:29 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[08/22/13 15:23:52] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:48:56 towards level 57.
[08/22/13 19:16:55] AbrahamLinksys [455/708] has challenged brendan [302/830] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/22/13 21:22:55] adamus1red, Fluttershy, and CornFly [1069/1712] have team battled Furry, brendan, and jbroome [1141/2334] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/13 22:56:23] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:34:47 towards level 57.
[08/23/13 03:55:05] ranman and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/13 14:18:43] brendan [181/830] has challenged Darky [154/531] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:44:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/24/13 18:12:21] brendan [446/830] has come upon Kabaka [132/589] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:59:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/25/13 12:51:44] milo64 [50/195] has challenged brendan [673/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to milo64's clock.
[08/26/13 09:59:31] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:03 towards level 57.
[08/26/13 09:59:46] brendan [159/826] has come upon Jareeta [40/1026] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:44:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/27/13 00:38:34] argus and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/13 22:00:31] Knunez [99/369] has challenged brendan [500/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Knunez's clock.
[08/28/13 02:31:10] brendan [276/826] has come upon tann [197/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:53:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/13 03:26:08] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:12 towards level 57.
[08/28/13 07:40:18] brendan [499/826] has come upon EugeneKay [414/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:04:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/13 12:43:54] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:21 towards level 57.
[08/28/13 22:16:33] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:33 from level 57.
[08/29/13 06:21:40] brendan and Munchington have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/13 10:35:23] brendan and Munchington have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/13 15:40:38] tann and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/13 16:20:45] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:56 towards level 57.
[08/29/13 19:02:40] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:03 towards level 57.
[08/30/13 15:21:46] tatonka [181/323] has challenged brendan [649/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to tatonka's clock.
[08/30/13 20:42:08] MetaNova, brendan, and Skidel [936/1825] have team battled pehden, addikt, and dxrt [555/1763] and won! 0 days, 04:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/13 23:48:11] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:47 from level 57.
[08/31/13 00:05:15] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:42 from level 57.
[08/31/13 04:01:34] brendan [327/826] has challenged bairyn [29/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/31/13 12:55:59] brendan and Sparticus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/13 15:46:40] brendan [63/826] has challenged fonzie [255/514] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/31/13 15:55:33] MontyZuma [378/522] has challenged brendan [531/826] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[09/01/13 00:44:36] brendan, TauPan, and seisgatos [248/1625] have team battled zbart, aucg, and allo [1517/1749] and lost! 1 day, 11:56:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/13 00:45:06] Boohbah [121/444] has challenged brendan [502/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[09/01/13 20:06:31] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:28:32 from level 58.
[09/02/13 01:33:36] neuro, Iuz, and Disori [1259/2179] have team battled ChiefRA, yond, and brendan [536/2171] and won! 0 days, 20:50:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/13 20:17:24] brendan [560/826] has come upon gipyelrah [836/869] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:29:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/04/13 21:41:07] brendan [260/826] has come upon ccx [4/504] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:19:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/04/13 22:48:51] charitwo [329/489] has come upon brendan [656/826] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:54:42 is added to charitwo's clock.
[09/06/13 01:50:36] we6jbo [15/350] has come upon brendan [387/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:42 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[09/06/13 04:32:23] brendan [322/826] has come upon charitwo [35/489] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:10:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/06/13 13:30:33] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:35 towards level 58.
[09/08/13 02:46:13] brendan [408/826] has challenged Neal [436/611] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:14:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/08/13 09:22:08] Lenny, brendan, and Maple-Chestnut [352/2275] have team battled h00k, suiside, and ChiefRA [1690/2612] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/13 11:14:36] brendan [150/826] has come upon kenyon [187/1068] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:30:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/09/13 04:52:41] tmberg [78/571] has challenged brendan [51/826] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:09:37 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/09/13 17:11:04] brendan [592/826] has come upon Yankee [403/765] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:36:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/10/13 05:48:59] Munchington [398/522] has challenged brendan [515/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to Munchington's clock.
[09/10/13 22:35:28] pekster, slack, and ahmiq [1258/1686] have team battled MMavipc, grooverider, and brendan [530/2024] and won! 0 days, 02:44:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/13 05:44:54] brendan [797/826] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [667/708] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:40:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/11/13 18:09:25] brendan [201/955] has challenged Lenny [432/1076] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:38:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/12/13 04:23:23] Vostok, Deny, and brendan [604/2175] have team battled Grim, vim, and argus [635/1995] and lost! 0 days, 14:23:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/13 20:07:29] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:33:34 towards level 58.
[09/13/13 16:20:19] naori [340/874] has challenged brendan [469/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:21:41 is added to naori's clock.
[09/13/13 20:21:17] idleOne [437/846] has challenged brendan [730/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:15 is added to idleOne's clock.

[09/14/13 10:05:49] freeboson [226/286] has challenged brendan [38/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/14/13 10:13:44] brendan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! brendan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/15/13 14:26:13] brendan and brimstone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/13 21:57:23] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:18 towards level 58.
[09/16/13 07:19:32] brendan [133/950] has come upon gylgamesh [100/264] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:58:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/16/13 12:53:47] MontyZuma stole brendan's level 42 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! MontyZuma leaves his old level 28 pair of gloves behind, which brendan then takes.
[09/20/13 05:02:35] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:46 towards level 58.
[09/20/13 17:54:35] brendan [911/935] has challenged master_j [123/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/13 00:44:25] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:42:25 from level 58.
[09/22/13 06:11:24] ackwell [23/196] has challenged brendan [907/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ackwell's clock.
[09/22/13 07:25:38] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:02 towards level 58.
[09/22/13 07:40:32] brendan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:55 from level 58.
[09/22/13 19:05:11] brendan [485/935] has challenged Maple-Chestnut [114/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/22/13 22:52:16] brendan [262/935] has come upon LordFella [521/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:45:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/23/13 01:12:42] brendan [632/935] has come upon Avon [61/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:24:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/23/13 14:12:46] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:40 towards level 58.
[09/23/13 17:28:25] Cameron_D [309/981] has challenged brendan [819/935] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[09/23/13 17:49:41] vim [71/286] has challenged brendan [730/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to vim's clock.
[09/23/13 22:47:01] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:13 towards level 58.
[09/24/13 15:27:17] Munchington [454/522] has come upon brendan [158/935] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:50:53 is removed from Munchington's clock.
[09/26/13 11:40:41] brendan misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:34 from level 58.
[09/27/13 02:35:06] [dmp], gylgamesh, and dpk [680/1731] have team battled greycat, yano, and brendan [701/2698] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/13 05:29:18] brendan [214/935] has come upon zinya [306/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/27/13 06:25:38] brendan [782/935] has come upon Jareeta [291/1032] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:02:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/27/13 07:40:26] brendan [563/935] has come upon SCSi [119/678] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/27/13 15:30:45] brendan [608/935] has challenged elf [640/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/27/13 16:27:12] naori, brendan, and MetaNova [808/2379] have team battled Unsub, allo, and Prometheus [1773/2216] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/13 01:40:29] brendan [247/948] has challenged m0shbear [311/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/28/13 21:55:10] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:15:10 from level 59.
[09/29/13 14:49:44] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:42 towards level 59.
[10/01/13 16:05:15] Myrtti, Disori, and KennosiS [1335/1429] have team battled mnemon, brendan, and pekster [410/1903] and won! 0 days, 19:25:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/13 22:56:29] dxrt [16/791] has challenged brendan [281/948] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:49:51 is added to dxrt's clock.
[10/02/13 03:58:34] brendan [893/948] has come upon nitzer [32/462] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:46:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/04/13 04:08:31] Spazturtle [269/452] has challenged brendan [851/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:48 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[10/04/13 16:28:08] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:02:57 towards level 59.
[10/05/13 11:15:29] Majak [67/442] has challenged brendan [372/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:06:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/06/13 01:22:24] grooverider [842/911] has come upon brendan [796/948] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:21:05 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/06/13 09:01:15] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:39 towards level 59.
[10/06/13 21:22:51] brendan [725/948] has challenged avocado [419/710] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:54:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/07/13 03:39:35] Zhaofeng_Li [38/72] has challenged brendan [510/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Zhaofeng_Li's clock.
[10/07/13 12:14:15] m0shbear [657/711] has come upon brendan [528/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:30:49 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[10/07/13 12:32:59] jbroome, SeySayux, and pants [495/1611] have team battled Preaux, Simie, and brendan [1493/2022] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/13 12:41:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 01:21:41 from level 59.
[10/08/13 06:30:31] brendan [131/948] has challenged [dmp] [700/851] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:49:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/09/13 06:36:12] Preaux [384/637] has challenged brendan [528/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:31 is added to Preaux's clock.
[10/11/13 20:50:37] brendan [585/948] has challenged ryushe [102/528] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:40:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/12/13 12:22:37] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:06:13 towards level 59.
[10/13/13 00:56:51] brendan [621/948] has challenged pants [173/394] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:15:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/13/13 11:00:57] brendan, dpk, and MMavipc [1545/2066] have team battled greycat, gipyelrah, and Pici [1089/2480] and won! 0 days, 15:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/13 14:20:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 02:18:59 toward level 59.
[10/16/13 18:46:47] Eiam, brendan, and CFSworks [1779/1896] have team battled Mateusz, Majak, and naori [274/1944] and won! 0 days, 08:59:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/13 18:55:51] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:27 towards level 59.
[10/17/13 18:58:22] LordFella, Grim, and aucg [429/2210] have team battled Vostok, truffles, and brendan [379/2331] and won! 0 days, 02:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/13 16:20:12] brendan [846/948] has come upon bairyn [213/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:07:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/19/13 03:01:57] fester [165/216] has challenged brendan [760/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to fester's clock.
[10/20/13 00:49:09] brendan [407/948] has come upon sjefen6 [181/484] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:07:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/20/13 00:53:13] brendan [159/948] has come upon Simie [208/563] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:55 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/22/13 14:33:49] DarkGhost [242/258] has challenged brendan [37/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from DarkGhost's clock.
[10/23/13 05:13:19] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:36 towards level 59.
[10/24/13 01:47:13] elf [163/807] has come upon brendan [934/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:22:44 is added to elf's clock.
[10/24/13 09:09:44] brendan [36/948] has come upon Bender [453/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/24/13 12:01:00] Gerdesas [137/534] has challenged brendan [48/948] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:06:22 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[10/24/13 13:01:14] m0shbear [297/698] has challenged brendan [447/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:37:00 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/24/13 20:48:32] blizgerg, vegadark, and tmberg [1032/2347] have team battled h00k, Bender, and brendan [1952/2307] and lost! 4 days, 07:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/13 23:27:19] OrranjJulius [14/601] has come upon brendan [804/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:09:41 is added to OrranjJulius's clock.
[10/26/13 07:10:56] Gerdesas [191/534] has challenged brendan [844/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:05 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[10/27/13 20:15:56] DarkSiL, pwned, and MontyZuma [1285/2145] have team battled Birdbones, IdleMaster, and brendan [333/1988] and won! 0 days, 15:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/13 11:45:52] brendan and Fluttershy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/13 07:29:57] brendan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:49 from level 59.
[10/30/13 22:47:48] yano [595/906] has come upon brendan [608/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:12:29 is added to yano's clock.
[10/31/13 05:30:21] brendan [218/948] has challenged elf [739/810] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/31/13 06:45:42] brendan [466/948] has come upon neurospex [328/923] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:12:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/31/13 09:12:22] brendan and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/13 01:43:51] brendan [150/948] has challenged Ascended [244/298] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/01/13 01:47:37] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:07:45 towards level 60.
[11/01/13 01:56:23] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:56 towards level 60.
[11/01/13 02:44:03] ruan [512/574] has challenged brendan [872/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:56 is added to ruan's clock.
[11/01/13 05:15:49] brendan [179/948] has come upon Krenz [193/331] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:02:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/02/13 04:58:32] brendan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:37:12 from level 60.
[11/02/13 14:04:33] hawk [97/898] has come upon brendan [460/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:21:10 is added to hawk's clock.
[11/02/13 18:33:07] brendan misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:53:23 from level 60.
[11/03/13 01:34:49] Ascended, Animal, and Prometheus [1070/1882] have team battled brendan, nitzer, and aucg [400/2015] and won! 0 days, 01:59:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/13 05:35:43] fester [209/396] has challenged brendan [602/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to fester's clock.
[11/03/13 07:16:50] brendan [236/948] has come upon hawk [563/898] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:28:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/03/13 20:50:02] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:59 towards level 60.
[11/04/13 02:00:52] brendan [299/948] has challenged neurospex [701/923] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:33:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/04/13 20:16:56] Mrono [5/7] has challenged brendan [425/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Mrono's clock.
[11/05/13 20:38:25] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:39:56 towards level 60.
[11/06/13 07:59:34] SlackPtr [40/90] has challenged brendan [134/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to SlackPtr's clock.
[11/07/13 01:58:06] brendan [661/961] has come upon ahmiq [534/747] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:19:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/07/13 12:33:54] Xpktro [76/116] has challenged brendan [640/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[11/07/13 23:23:44] brendan [591/961] has challenged aucg [422/588] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:35:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/08/13 02:24:29] brendan [314/961] has challenged herosake [232/245] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:36:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/09/13 00:27:48] brendan and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/13 09:31:59] Light [53/356] has challenged brendan [213/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:07 is added to Light's clock.
[11/09/13 13:32:56] Light [238/356] has challenged brendan [362/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:27 is added to Light's clock.
[11/12/13 14:13:15] Flynn [74/195] has challenged brendan [536/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Flynn's clock.
[11/13/13 05:54:43] brendan [338/961] has challenged sjefen6 [456/474] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:47:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/13/13 20:45:11] jbroome [265/708] has come upon brendan [162/961] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:14 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[11/14/13 05:53:58] AxForest [31/53] has challenged brendan [207/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to AxForest's clock.
[11/15/13 03:05:56] brendan [268/961] has challenged neurospex [56/923] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:02:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/15/13 06:32:41] SudoKing, brendan, and Beavis [1406/2220] have team battled Cenhinen, panda007, and Light [875/1334] and won! 0 days, 03:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/13 12:46:40] rideh [64/129] has challenged brendan [287/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to rideh's clock.
[11/16/13 04:17:24] pwned, BungoDanderfluff, and suterismus [1407/2511] have team battled brendan, Furry, and kensington [401/1894] and won! 0 days, 03:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/13 16:17:04] brendan [130/964] has come upon yasdorian [99/663] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:32:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/18/13 09:25:00] brendan [933/972] has challenged Kabaka [336/595] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:40:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/19/13 08:27:14] Fogel, preflex, and filinep [1108/1865] have team battled we6jbo, Plasmastar, and brendan [1470/2129] and lost! 2 days, 15:53:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/13 19:54:54] keith [9/201] has challenged brendan [785/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to keith's clock.
[11/20/13 09:10:21] brendan [516/972] has come upon kork [59/290] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:48:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/20/13 13:24:37] SudoKing [85/338] has challenged brendan [116/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[11/21/13 01:16:11] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:02 towards level 60.
[11/21/13 09:32:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:09:19 from level 60.
[11/21/13 17:00:04] MontyZuma [734/738] has challenged brendan [34/972] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[11/22/13 03:49:30] antistrange [19/36] has challenged brendan [589/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to antistrange's clock.
[11/22/13 17:28:35] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:40 towards level 60.
[11/23/13 02:53:41] brendan [630/972] has challenged mthw [322/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:21:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/23/13 02:53:41] In the fierce battle, mthw dropped his level 55 charm! brendan picks it up, tossing his old level 51 charm to mthw.
[11/24/13 11:01:25] brendan [832/976] has challenged Wayneoween [148/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/24/13 23:52:17] desspugne, nexxy, and neuro [1766/1835] have team battled gideonstar, irix, and brendan [1727/2031] and won! 0 days, 00:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/13 05:11:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 01:30:19 toward level 60.
[11/26/13 07:00:52] brendan [234/976] has challenged Furry [221/504] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/26/13 20:54:22] tmberg, neurospex, Majak, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/13 05:17:52] naori [714/880] has challenged brendan [960/976] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:34:33 is added to naori's clock.
[11/27/13 16:25:10] Furry and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 08:20:24] brendan [758/976] has come upon Vostok [748/756] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:55:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/28/13 08:21:01] GilbertErik [259/320] has challenged brendan [926/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/01/13 06:41:40] brendan [506/976] has challenged Hydrogenum [734/963] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:47:59 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/01/13 14:22:26] brendan and AxForest have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/13 22:27:31] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:44 from level 61.
[12/02/13 18:06:39] idisjunction and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/13 22:44:02] Bombur, nitzer, and brendan [1074/2423] have team battled preflex, quantsini, and Maru [371/1209] and won! 0 days, 17:58:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/13 01:47:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 8 days, 08:11:09 toward level 61.
[12/04/13 16:55:18] brendan and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/13 19:26:23] brendan [784/976] has come upon greycat [98/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:02:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/05/13 11:07:10] TROGDOR [79/188] has challenged brendan [259/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[12/06/13 06:12:00] kensington [84/422] has challenged brendan [831/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to kensington's clock.
[12/07/13 19:21:29] mthw [382/441] has challenged brendan [417/976] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:37:09 is added to mthw's clock.
[12/08/13 06:28:05] brendan, kork, and blizgerg [978/2118] have team battled filinep, ryushe, and lipek [1871/2398] and lost! 0 days, 20:18:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/13 14:45:27] brendan and Bailiman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/13 22:52:49] Kelet, digitaldonk, and elf [656/1980] have team battled Lightstalker, sasaniak, and brendan [693/2043] and lost! 1 day, 02:44:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/13 03:38:43] blizgerg [213/852] has come upon brendan [560/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:09:23 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[12/09/13 05:17:38] ajhgfa [165/323] has challenged brendan [627/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[12/10/13 00:07:52] MartinBlank [202/344] has challenged brendan [302/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to MartinBlank's clock.
[12/10/13 15:21:57] Darky [83/570] has come upon brendan [667/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:45 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/12/13 02:02:05] brendan, CornFly, and sbp [1062/2348] have team battled csssuf, Godisme, and Str1ngS [1350/1521] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/13 03:36:05] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:34 towards level 61.
[12/13/13 17:05:18] brendan [821/976] has come upon Croyd [220/321] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:52:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/13/13 17:50:51] crisdev [18/40] has challenged brendan [281/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to crisdev's clock.
[12/13/13 19:34:34] brendan [459/979] has come upon Majak [184/338] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/14/13 00:47:58] Godisme [219/687] has come upon brendan [595/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:15:01 is added to Godisme's clock.
[12/14/13 01:52:15] brendan [396/979] has come upon idisjunction [81/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/14/13 22:16:45] brendan [182/979] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [85/331] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:14:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/17/13 07:23:07] Lightstalker [175/371] has come upon brendan [250/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:27:06 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[12/17/13 07:55:00] brendan and skasturi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/13 15:11:19] DanYELL [199/371] has challenged brendan [838/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to DanYELL's clock.
[12/17/13 16:07:42] brendan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:47:30 from level 62.
[12/17/13 23:54:37] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:11 towards level 62.
[12/18/13 00:25:25] brendan [798/979] has challenged m0shbear [152/692] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/18/13 09:01:17] brendan [818/979] has come upon idleOne [815/869] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:38:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/18/13 20:37:56] brendan, jose, and Binkley [993/1894] have team battled DemosDemon, sasaniak, and Mustek [486/1715] and won! 0 days, 04:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 12:09:28] brendan, andy, and SeySayux [1761/1772] have team battled three18ti, ElectRo, and Cameron_D [340/2451] and won! 0 days, 06:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 15:49:47] brendan [831/979] has come upon aucg [533/590] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:15:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/19/13 20:36:18] nitzer [34/398] has challenged brendan [671/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:11:26 is added to nitzer's clock.
[12/20/13 05:38:29] brendan [735/979] has challenged Fogel [240/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:19:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/20/13 06:13:49] brendan [99/979] has come upon freeboson [370/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:03:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/20/13 13:40:56] brendan and Colty have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/13 02:13:53] brendan and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/13 22:00:02] gylgamesh [312/708] has challenged brendan [408/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:28:43 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[12/25/13 02:39:06] Alfie, Sheudecai, and AndroidVaan [219/1377] have team battled Zammo, Meistarin, and brendan [1377/2168] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/13 03:29:19] brendan [298/979] has come upon Simie [664/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:17:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/25/13 17:50:05] DemosDemon and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/13 19:56:28] LordFella stole brendan's level 134 amulet while they were sleeping! LordFella leaves his old level 36 amulet behind, which brendan then takes.
[12/30/13 00:46:49] allo [772/824] has come upon brendan [272/871] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:42:16 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/30/13 03:36:19] brendan [606/871] has challenged Zammo [131/811] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/30/13 13:32:10] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:01 towards level 62.
[12/31/13 01:41:49] Gizmokid2005 [487/1008] has challenged brendan [66/871] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:32:45 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[12/31/13 23:14:07] jose [376/559] has come upon brendan [32/871] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:28 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/02/14 18:14:24] brendan and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/14 11:08:51] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:22 towards level 62.
[01/03/14 13:02:16] brendan [795/871] has challenged LordFella [811/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:12 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/03/14 15:02:46] Godisme [198/707] has challenged brendan [22/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:12:04 is removed from Godisme's clock.
[01/04/14 02:32:09] avocado, Zammo, and brendan [2406/2561] have team battled ajhgfa, suterismus, and we6jbo [1343/1995] and won! 0 days, 15:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/14 19:20:38] brendan [188/871] has challenged Virtual [18/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/14 03:22:40] avocado [517/879] has challenged brendan [136/871] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:47:26 is removed from avocado's clock.
[01/07/14 06:23:19] SCSi [125/685] has challenged brendan [738/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:06 is added to SCSi's clock.
[01/07/14 15:34:29] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:59 towards level 62.
[01/07/14 17:26:05] archlich [293/649] has challenged brendan [492/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:20:12 is added to archlich's clock.
[01/08/14 03:04:59] brendan and Colty have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/14 20:00:23] brendan [652/871] has challenged MontyZuma [216/728] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/10/14 04:30:51] hoff, irix, and Prometheus [1045/2012] have team battled Majak, MontyZuma, and brendan [30/1937] and won! 0 days, 00:31:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 06:30:59] AngryParsley, lipek, and brendan [866/2449] have team battled archlich, Colty, and hoff [1468/1561] and lost! 6 days, 18:29:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/14 14:39:49] Hester [211/339] has come upon brendan [718/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:13 is added to Hester's clock.
[01/14/14 22:33:57] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:29:25 towards level 63.
[01/15/14 04:09:32] sbp [397/854] has challenged brendan [359/871] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:18:23 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/15/14 11:11:15] brendan [356/871] has challenged zinya [86/516] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:45:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/16/14 13:05:20] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:04:51 towards level 63.
[01/17/14 03:21:20] DemosDemon [188/696] has challenged brendan [247/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:15:44 is added to DemosDemon's clock.
[01/18/14 02:57:04] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:47:18 towards level 63.
[01/19/14 07:31:44] brendan [83/871] has come upon aucg [288/626] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:49:13 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/19/14 07:33:02] brendan [448/871] has come upon aucg [29/626] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:43:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/20/14 11:52:47] DemosDemon and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/14 11:53:22] brendan [71/871] has come upon Hans.Wurst [343/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:11:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/21/14 13:52:33] cups, Cenhinen, and brendan [735/1868] have team battled Ulrich, Nofew, and Hester [227/1345] and won! 0 days, 00:43:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/14 23:38:36] Eksarion [89/297] has challenged brendan [669/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Eksarion's clock.
[01/22/14 12:06:03] brendan and Sheudecai have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/14 22:06:47] SeySayux, FrodoTheHobbit, and brendan [1444/1859] have team battled Xpktro, Cliath, and Eksarion [821/1009] and won! 0 days, 10:43:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/14 01:25:21] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:03:13 from level 63.
[01/23/14 02:24:51] brendan broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:51:32 from level 63.
[01/23/14 02:58:14] Hans.Wurst [549/731] has challenged brendan [475/871] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:15:34 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[01/24/14 01:58:19] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:49:40 from level 63.
[01/24/14 02:10:17] aucg, jose, and charitwo [595/2028] have team battled Dark-Fx, brendan, and yasdorian [474/2002] and won! 0 days, 02:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/14 20:41:58] brendan left his weapon out in the rain to rust! brendan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/14 08:09:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 21:33:25 from level 63.
[01/25/14 11:41:38] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:30:46 towards level 63.
[01/26/14 07:25:12] agrajag [110/237] has challenged brendan [269/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to agrajag's clock.
[01/27/14 08:53:05] agrajag [115/252] has challenged brendan [182/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to agrajag's clock.
[01/27/14 18:10:41] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:54:11 towards level 63.
[01/27/14 18:27:30] gideonstar [171/461] has challenged brendan [285/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:22 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[01/28/14 04:16:09] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:47 from level 63.
[01/28/14 11:02:38] bigjay, Wayneoween, and brendan [293/2184] have team battled ovf, XJR-9, and tmberg [622/1984] and lost! 2 days, 23:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/14 17:30:43] brendan [511/852] has come upon SeySayux [482/709] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:43:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/29/14 10:20:25] gipyelrah, Cliath, brendan, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/14 21:29:00] brendan and pants have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 15:03:12] brendan and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/14 13:34:28] avocado, Sir_Lemming, and brendan [926/2053] have team battled naori, Avon, and FrodoTheHobbit [168/1903] and won! 0 days, 04:52:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/14 17:42:21] ozatomic [68/182] has challenged brendan [306/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to ozatomic's clock.
[01/31/14 21:42:27] GilbertErik [127/380] has come upon brendan [559/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:20 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[02/01/14 13:59:46] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:53 towards level 63.
[02/01/14 14:32:09] Meistarin, brendan, and Killerkid [866/1805] have team battled mnemon, idleOne, and seisgatos [1492/1972] and lost! 0 days, 22:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/14 12:29:17] brendan [37/852] has come upon Dark-Fx [205/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:44 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/06/14 16:24:55] brendan, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Kinsmir [1506/2434] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, keeper_c, and TauPan [1774/2068] and lost! 2 days, 16:49:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/14 06:51:53] Killerkid [395/563] has challenged brendan [252/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:28 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/11/14 16:37:35] gideonstar, neurospex, and Hans.Wurst [1381/2132] have team battled brendan, Jens, and CornFly [345/1587] and won! 0 days, 15:06:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/14 01:09:46] CFSworks [252/695] has challenged brendan [320/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:59 is added to CFSworks's clock.
[02/14/14 11:18:56] brendan [514/852] has challenged kensington [341/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:52:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/15/14 04:23:38] freeboson [308/699] has challenged brendan [213/852] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:50:12 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/15/14 17:27:09] brendan [842/852] has challenged Meistarin [17/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:00:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/21/14 16:52:19] Zifre and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/14 23:53:29] Vostok [198/774] has challenged brendan [689/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:56 is added to Vostok's clock.
[02/25/14 04:54:47] Scar3cr0w [309/688] has challenged brendan [59/852] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:39:24 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[02/25/14 04:54:47] In the fierce battle, brendan dropped his level 42 set of leggings! Scar3cr0w picks it up, tossing his old level 28 set of leggings to brendan.
[02/25/14 08:55:49] Hans.Wurst [337/731] has challenged brendan [85/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:18 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[02/25/14 09:52:07] Lossky [74/90] has challenged brendan [474/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to Lossky's clock.
[02/26/14 01:30:31] pants [413/477] has come upon brendan [383/837] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:42:50 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/26/14 08:34:24] brendan [718/837] has come upon Reaper [739/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:18:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/27/14 01:18:34] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:09 towards level 63.
[02/27/14 22:47:17] brendan and Godisme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/14 03:17:36] Iovita [15/18] has challenged brendan [122/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Iovita's clock.
[02/28/14 11:16:14] Ulrich [204/427] has challenged brendan [620/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:18:50 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[02/28/14 20:38:10] PiotrekD [6/327] has challenged brendan [349/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[03/01/14 07:11:21] CaShY and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/14 07:51:55] Devrim [198/253] has challenged brendan [335/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Devrim's clock.
[03/01/14 16:00:41] brendan, cirdan, DanYELL, and MartinBlank have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/14 04:25:31] ChiefRA [70/553] has challenged brendan [838/840] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:21:36 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[03/03/14 10:55:28] Babar, Barry, and lipek [338/1923] have team battled brendan, ovf, and Kinsmir [373/1872] and lost! 0 days, 16:57:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/14 19:49:43] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:29 towards level 63.
[03/05/14 01:42:27] brendan [489/840] has challenged CFSworks [70/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/05/14 02:29:45] brendan [135/840] has come upon RedW [314/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:21:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/05/14 05:35:28] m0shbear [65/678] has come upon brendan [635/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:22:38 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[03/05/14 06:36:25] brendan [819/840] has come upon Transfusion [233/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/05/14 19:13:08] brendan [610/885] has challenged tmberg [813/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/05/14 21:47:29] brendan [77/885] has challenged zbart [222/526] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:11:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/06/14 13:29:53] q3k [73/227] has challenged brendan [632/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to q3k's clock.
[03/08/14 20:04:52] Meistarin [82/470] has challenged brendan [51/885] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:42:34 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[03/09/14 20:48:10] greycat, Fluttershy, and aarontc [1719/2119] have team battled brendan, idisjunction, and Reaper [329/2278] and won! 0 days, 16:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/14 08:11:58] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:32:02 from level 64.
[03/11/14 12:20:36] brendan [700/885] has challenged Nathan [195/621] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:46:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/12/14 00:23:52] brendan [587/885] has challenged kenyon [271/1035] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:35:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/12/14 01:00:33] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:59:52 towards level 64.
[03/12/14 03:02:48] brendan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/14 04:59:57] brendan [837/885] has come upon binary1985 [229/233] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:32:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/13/14 16:34:09] felipe [383/513] has challenged brendan [77/885] in combat and won! 21 days, 03:05:09 is removed from felipe's clock.
[03/14/14 15:40:13] brendan [137/885] has challenged MontyZuma [24/799] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:15:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/16/14 02:25:37] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:00:34 from level 64.
[03/16/14 11:15:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 13 days, 00:01:32 toward level 64.
[03/18/14 03:45:09] brendan [507/885] has come upon Barry [84/387] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:15:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/18/14 03:50:25] brendan and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/14 04:20:34] brendan [199/885] has come upon digitaldonk [328/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:34:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/18/14 13:04:24] brendan [366/885] has challenged allo [662/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:13 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/19/14 00:45:26] brendan, kensington, and Hrmph [1102/1768] have team battled Birdbones, STMelon, and Wayneoween [450/1892] and won! 0 days, 10:03:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 11:36:59] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:19 towards level 64.
[03/19/14 21:42:58] brendan [544/885] has come upon felipe [286/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:25:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/20/14 02:08:01] brendan [183/885] has come upon RansomTime [341/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/20/14 04:06:52] Charris, brendan, and strugart [1392/1507] have team battled fester, Jareeta, and kork [205/1898] and won! 0 days, 04:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 04:14:24] brendan [734/885] has challenged Furry [138/539] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:41:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/20/14 07:19:43] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:39 towards level 64.
[03/20/14 21:20:05] brendan [352/885] has come upon Virtual [767/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/21/14 06:21:11] Meistarin [244/809] has challenged brendan [749/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:55:30 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[03/21/14 19:48:58] bigjay, kenyon, and Hydrogenum [1773/2742] have team battled brendan, Bombur, and Farsten [808/2425] and won! 3 days, 12:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 09:28:11] brendan [341/885] has come upon MadHatter [23/429] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:23:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/14 07:03:54] brendan [126/885] has come upon Str1ngS [374/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:44:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/24/14 07:40:50] Quoren, Jens, and q3k [724/997] have team battled Shayanjm, dan, and brendan [26/1379] and won! 0 days, 00:34:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/14 07:58:33] RansomTime, MadHatter, and Hans.Wurst [5/1783] have team battled gideonstar, brendan, and LordFella [1135/2194] and lost! 1 day, 08:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/14 17:17:43] h00k, irix, and PiotrekD [1231/2144] have team battled brendan, Disori, and Reaper [1774/2180] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/14 05:33:44] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:58 towards level 64.
[03/26/14 11:20:20] Killerkid, Kartoffelsuppe, and strugart [1068/1266] have team battled brendan, ChiefRA, and LordFella [437/2292] and won! 0 days, 05:12:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/14 20:37:53] naw [111/260] has challenged brendan [804/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to naw's clock.
[03/26/14 20:55:54] Spazturtle [407/756] has challenged brendan [705/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:29 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[03/26/14 21:56:11] h00k [383/872] has challenged brendan [534/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/14 23:42:55] yawgmoth, nitzer, and tiwake [1340/1784] have team battled m0shbear, brendan, and kapitanluffy [1513/2221] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/14 16:19:31] jca [81/242] has challenged brendan [176/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to jca's clock.
[03/27/14 16:23:05] brendan [334/885] has challenged a1291762 [168/403] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:40:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/28/14 04:34:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 32 days, 01:54:39 from level 65.
[03/28/14 09:08:20] brendan [377/885] has challenged rmbell.the.great [92/730] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:46:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/28/14 09:08:20] brendan has dealt rmbell.the.great a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:25:15 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[03/29/14 02:31:50] brendan and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/14 19:23:30] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:49:44 towards level 65.
[03/30/14 17:26:40] brendan [337/885] has challenged RedW [87/839] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:26:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/14 23:41:21] brendan [321/885] has come upon Adar [499/625] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:53:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/01/14 02:39:42] brendan [309/885] has challenged XenGi [358/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:43:54 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/01/14 16:46:18] kensington [444/456] has come upon brendan [759/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:54:00 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/02/14 04:35:46] Furry and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/14 04:48:17] brendan [610/885] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [594/793] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:56:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/02/14 16:52:11] brendan [16/885] has challenged Charris [149/389] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:12:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/03/14 00:30:06] Yako stole brendan's level 145 weapon while they were sleeping! Yako leaves his old level 35 weapon behind, which brendan then takes.
[04/03/14 04:56:10] gipyelrah [82/930] has challenged brendan [336/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:21 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[04/03/14 09:44:24] brendan sharpened the edge of his weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/14 18:49:14] Killerkid, lipek, and grooverider [1358/2209] have team battled IdleMaster, brendan, and Incade [80/1538] and won! 5 days, 09:18:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/14 02:05:26] brendan, Kinsmir, and Killerkid [1705/1914] have team battled h00k, Nayru, and Ttech [1158/2482] and won! 2 days, 18:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/14 01:43:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 12 days, 06:28:35 toward level 65.
[04/07/14 04:10:18] dxrt, IdleMaster, and brendan [1643/2018] have team battled pants, Spazturtle, and irix [1779/2041] and lost! 0 days, 20:11:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/14 17:32:18] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:58:44 from level 65.
[04/08/14 10:39:26] freeboson [203/830] has come upon brendan [703/767] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:37:47 is added to freeboson's clock.
[04/08/14 15:16:47] dxrt, arachnist, and Furry [671/1776] have team battled brendan, Vostok, and idleOne [2333/2441] and lost! 0 days, 07:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/14 20:09:35] Synthetica [30/31] has challenged brendan [434/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Synthetica's clock.
[04/09/14 09:50:46] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:07:23 from level 65.
[04/09/14 10:54:00] a1291762 [336/567] has come upon brendan [221/767] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:45:59 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[04/10/14 01:15:56] noother stole brendan's level 296 pair of boots while they were sleeping! noother leaves his old level 53 pair of boots behind, which brendan then takes.
[04/10/14 15:23:07] brendan [387/409] has come upon kenyon [461/1085] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:17:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/10/14 17:35:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 23:06:30 from level 65.
[04/10/14 18:08:08] brendan [185/409] has come upon filinep [403/427] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:31:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/12/14 16:00:04] unicoder [87/471] has challenged brendan [103/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to unicoder's clock.
[04/12/14 21:44:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 22:51:30 from level 65.
[04/13/14 13:13:16] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:38:41 from level 65.
[04/15/14 05:45:15] brendan [316/409] has challenged adamus1red [644/851] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:19:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/15/14 19:51:47] brendan stole Nofew's level 31 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 28 set of leggings behind, which Nofew then takes.
[04/15/14 23:26:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 50 days, 18:19:36 toward level 65.
[04/18/14 00:02:04] brendan [265/412] has challenged Meistarin [347/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:13:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/18/14 01:55:17] Ardetus [1/7] has challenged brendan [314/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Ardetus's clock.
[04/18/14 21:00:20] brendan [96/412] has come upon Flynn [440/488] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:07:52 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/20/14 00:03:01] brendan [134/412] has come upon strugart [432/434] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:01:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/20/14 13:01:13] elf, wakeupscreaming, and XJR-9 [38/2567] have team battled jca, brendan, and Ardetus [676/952] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/14 16:18:15] brendan [50/412] has challenged MetaNova [193/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:32:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/22/14 22:43:52] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:15 towards level 65.
[04/24/14 09:15:28] Adar [220/629] has challenged brendan [222/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Adar's clock.
[04/24/14 11:42:37] Pici, brendan, and brentwalther [1223/1685] have team battled verrbot, xstefeN, and Str1ngS [17/1266] and won! 0 days, 00:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/14 22:53:00] Godisme, mostlybadfly, and Str1ngS [1283/1639] have team battled FrakingChrist, brendan, and ChiefRA [1140/1223] and won! 0 days, 02:27:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/14 23:27:18] pants, woonack, and mthw [1769/1878] have team battled brendan, simple, and Pranker [902/1284] and won! 0 days, 07:28:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/14 06:51:15] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:29:01 from level 65.
[04/25/14 10:05:22] brendan [37/412] has come upon AngryParsley [296/918] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:22:23 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/25/14 14:17:46] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 18:53:41 is added to his clock.
[04/25/14 17:17:43] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:46:45 towards level 65.
[04/25/14 22:54:28] dan, Satoshi, and jca [510/1590] have team battled Hydrogenum, freeboson, and brendan [875/2205] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/14 18:06:31] brendan, rmbell.the.great, and Killerkid [560/1729] have team battled Weedle, Sweetie, and ajhgfa [822/1446] and lost! 0 days, 16:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/14 14:08:20] brendan [257/412] has challenged Bender [20/621] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:42:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/28/14 16:08:51] Majak [96/313] has challenged brendan [205/412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:36:31 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/28/14 16:38:50] dan [101/420] has challenged brendan [318/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to dan's clock.
[04/30/14 07:19:15] Birdbones [829/830] has challenged brendan [347/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:46:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/30/14 14:21:07] brendan [93/412] has challenged Kabaka [124/582] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:34:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/30/14 17:21:55] brendan [141/412] has challenged naori [269/715] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:40:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/30/14 19:22:27] brendan [163/412] has challenged MetaNova [414/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:29:59 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/01/14 06:02:56] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:58:36 towards level 65.
[05/02/14 01:57:15] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:45:49 is added to his clock.
[05/02/14 07:00:47] Jens [463/602] has challenged brendan [99/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:07 is removed from Jens's clock.
[05/02/14 14:27:19] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:38 towards level 65.
[05/02/14 15:06:27] brendan, sartan, and ruan [1435/2239] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, G33KY, and honkybonky [317/1638] and won! 5 days, 19:04:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/14 01:11:03] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:18:40 from level 65.
[05/03/14 09:18:43] brendan [176/412] has come upon Wayneoween [588/618] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:13:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/04/14 03:43:31] mjh, lipek, and nikoJ [830/2022] have team battled Weedle, gipyelrah, and brendan [1104/1987] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/14 04:54:53] AngryParsley, mthw, and agrajag [433/1929] have team battled naori, Majak, and brendan [1191/1440] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/14 13:53:15] Prometheus [703/781] has challenged brendan [233/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:37:59 is removed from Prometheus's clock.
[05/06/14 20:05:01] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:55 towards level 65.
[05/07/14 05:20:38] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:01 towards level 65.
[05/07/14 20:51:00] Mikaela [56/77] has challenged brendan [170/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Mikaela's clock.
[05/15/14 21:53:56] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:34:20 towards level 65.
[05/16/14 11:46:32] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:45:24 towards level 65.
[05/16/14 23:13:01] brendan, neurospex, and gideonstar [87/2040] have team battled goThic, eva42, and Sir_Lemming [854/1101] and lost! 1 day, 12:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 17:04:00] dindinx [398/520] has challenged brendan [320/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[05/18/14 07:40:08] brendan [37/412] has come upon Weedle [532/650] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:58:44 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/18/14 18:08:51] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:46:26 from level 65.
[05/20/14 14:29:21] brendan [100/412] has come upon felipe [105/635] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:09:55 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/20/14 16:07:41] rasputo, Wayneoween, and brendan [1274/2098] have team battled ajhgfa, Yankee, and nickware [1482/1602] and lost! 2 days, 08:15:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/14 16:58:38] brendan [34/412] has come upon nitzer [56/482] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:18:27 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/21/14 10:46:58] ajhgfa [50/453] has challenged brendan [228/412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:15:37 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[05/21/14 19:06:10] brendan, bairyn, and gipyelrah [496/1917] have team battled prattmic, argus, and simple [28/1640] and won! 0 days, 20:05:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/14 12:14:09] brendan [342/412] has come upon aucg [229/695] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:26:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/22/14 16:07:09] Yako [40/500] has challenged brendan [236/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Yako's clock.
[05/22/14 16:50:13] brendan [23/412] has come upon Dreadlish [141/308] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:58:04 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/23/14 20:13:22] Prometheus, nitzer, and Fogel [973/2074] have team battled MadHatter, brendan, and pekster [623/1411] and won! 1 day, 09:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 04:25:47] Yoda [103/137] has challenged brendan [219/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to Yoda's clock.
[05/26/14 10:07:24] simple [226/433] has come upon brendan [274/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:14 is added to simple's clock.
[05/27/14 10:10:38] Sixbierehomme [217/234] has challenged brendan [343/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/28/14 10:37:23] greycat [17/845] has challenged brendan [207/416] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:32:48 is added to greycat's clock.
[05/28/14 14:03:32] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:57:45 is added to his clock.
[05/30/14 11:38:45] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:44:59 towards level 65.
[09/13/14 16:16:28] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:57 towards level 65.
[09/13/14 16:27:24] Quix0te, pants, and Danthemandoo [61/1390] have team battled yano, brendan, and Glorfindel [142/1908] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/14 02:47:17] dwfreed [110/456] has challenged brendan [370/416] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:56:17 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/14/14 15:42:17] PiotrekD, yano, and brendan [87/2229] have team battled dwfreed, SpamMage, and ChiefRA [1280/1654] and lost! 1 day, 10:54:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/14 02:08:03] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:27 towards level 65.
[09/15/14 03:55:16] paklido [431/520] has come upon brendan [344/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:58 is removed from paklido's clock.
[09/18/14 03:02:13] Furry, brendan, and Avon [100/2022] have team battled CornFly, Sixbierehomme, and Simie [1547/1671] and lost! 1 day, 23:15:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 04:16:27] AKBlindy [146/514] has come upon brendan [70/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:20:59 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[09/18/14 12:17:52] brendan [317/416] has challenged TauPan [86/352] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:51:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/18/14 22:22:58] brendan [259/416] has challenged m0shbear [126/724] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:30:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/19/14 21:28:08] ovf, Krenz, and brendan [963/1729] have team battled yond, spillere, and kensington [1324/1749] and lost! 1 day, 10:12:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 08:46:40] Roht [47/49] has challenged brendan [25/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:04 is removed from Roht's clock.
[09/21/14 16:35:03] brendan [106/419] has come upon G33KY [70/574] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/22/14 06:25:10] spillere [248/470] has come upon brendan [180/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:52 is removed from spillere's clock.
[09/23/14 07:05:01] AKBlindy [435/514] has challenged brendan [256/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[09/23/14 17:05:18] Ttech, bigjay, and brendan [855/2311] have team battled Avon, sasaniak, and Quix0te [1888/2181] and lost! 1 day, 05:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/14 15:05:29] brendan [171/419] has challenged filinep [310/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:01 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/25/14 16:34:08] brendan, Kabaka, and yano [514/1898] have team battled aarontc, irix, and pants [1704/1984] and lost! 1 day, 04:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/14 21:28:39] Ouchy [107/295] has challenged brendan [52/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from Ouchy's clock.
[09/26/14 12:47:46] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:01:10 is added to his clock.
[09/26/14 18:34:21] MetaNova [204/537] has come upon brendan [375/419] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:38:11 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/27/14 00:22:25] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:07:15 is added to his clock.
[09/27/14 13:29:35] TauPan, advocatus, and brendan [277/1151] have team battled Rarity, Spazturtle, and Troxa [1348/1533] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/14 16:17:43] CornFly, Ouchy, and Cameron_D [408/1765] have team battled rasputo, brendan, and sbp [99/2378] and won! 0 days, 00:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 10:51:53] charitwo, Flynn, and Derpy [1163/1606] have team battled Avon, pixelate, and brendan [222/2022] and won! 0 days, 05:00:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 15:25:03] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:24:24 from level 65.
[09/29/14 06:53:49] digitaldonk [46/1026] has come upon brendan [377/419] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:37:30 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[09/29/14 18:40:14] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:20 from level 65.
[10/01/14 09:03:22] Darky [209/609] has come upon brendan [26/419] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:10:20 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/01/14 10:01:01] jbroome [382/609] has come upon brendan [301/419] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:13:39 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[10/01/14 10:13:43] r00f [77/394] has challenged brendan [334/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:06 is added to r00f's clock.
[10/02/14 14:46:45] Frogging101, brendan, mostlybadfly, and zinya have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/14 21:01:46] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:41 is added to his clock.
[10/03/14 01:05:53] brendan [194/419] has come upon Gunther [232/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/04/14 01:07:13] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:58 towards level 65.
[10/04/14 05:31:35] brendan [418/419] has challenged MontyZuma [360/867] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/04/14 10:01:11] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:41 towards level 65.
[10/05/14 16:26:03] brendan, kensington, and Str1ngS [753/1274] have team battled brian448, naw, and SchrodingersScat [542/1631] and won! 0 days, 04:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/14 19:12:57] neo, Boohbah, and Charris [310/1269] have team battled Bokkie, Plasmastar, and brendan [716/1208] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/14 01:26:16] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:22:47 is added to his clock.
[10/06/14 11:18:43] brendan [373/419] has challenged pipework [244/435] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:19:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/06/14 23:48:39] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:52:31 is added to his clock.
[10/09/14 10:26:44] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:55:56 from level 66.
[10/09/14 11:19:33] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:17:47 towards level 66.
[10/09/14 13:08:50] Kabaka [275/456] has challenged brendan [275/423] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:21:39 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[10/10/14 00:48:14] brendan, greycat, and aarontc [700/1873] have team battled Skidel, simple, and nfsnobody [551/1302] and won! 3 days, 21:57:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/14 13:08:10] ajhgfa, Xpktro, and brendan [636/1334] have team battled greycat, Boohbah, and jbroome [1602/1871] and lost! 1 day, 21:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/14 12:22:59] brendan [128/423] has challenged DemosDemon [595/613] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:44:44 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/11/14 12:54:06] brendan [421/423] has come upon Revi [174/463] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:48:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/12/14 04:10:37] naw, Hydrogenum, and yawgmoth [2005/2007] have team battled Doctor, brendan, and jeaye [847/1797] and won! 1 day, 03:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/14 21:08:22] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:56 towards level 66.
[10/13/14 09:43:02] soverycoolyeah [20/44] has challenged brendan [278/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to soverycoolyeah's clock.
[10/15/14 07:17:33] brendan [121/423] has come upon Frogging101 [364/390] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:19:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/17/14 03:15:49] brendan, Tenorman, and ShadowE989 [247/1682] have team battled nfsnobody, droogie, and andrewhuntley [795/1552] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/14 09:56:34] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 02:15:02 is added to his clock.
[10/17/14 12:49:34] h00k, brendan, and dindinx [1407/1849] have team battled gipyelrah, MontyZuma, and ChiefRA [467/2335] and won! 1 day, 02:54:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 18:00:07] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:49:34 towards level 66.
[10/17/14 20:06:45] XJR-9, brendan, dxrt, and Sixbierehomme have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/14 04:15:07] brendan [92/419] has challenged yond [306/855] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:39:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/18/14 20:20:22] Lightstalker [110/414] has challenged brendan [246/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:33 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[10/19/14 03:22:42] brendan [79/419] has challenged identd [9/163] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:15:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/20/14 17:59:53] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:00 towards level 66.
[10/21/14 21:51:13] bendem [73/90] has challenged brendan [369/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to bendem's clock.
[10/22/14 16:53:09] Virtual, brendan, and L235 [918/1996] have team battled m0shbear, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [582/1942] and won! 0 days, 20:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/14 01:01:31] Agent86 [120/447] has challenged brendan [184/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Agent86's clock.
[10/23/14 03:54:08] paklido, dindinx, and SpamMage [1596/1754] have team battled zid, digitaldonk, and brendan [1270/1899] and won! 0 days, 04:27:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/14 07:46:26] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:00:41 from level 66.
[10/23/14 08:15:27] Rarity, shandor, and brendan [809/1290] have team battled Tenorman, archlich, and XJR-9 [166/2101] and won! 0 days, 01:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/14 01:58:28] Xpktro, jbroome, and andrewhuntley [269/1372] have team battled Shr3k, brendan, and sjefen6 [1167/1406] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/14 08:07:51] Weedle [488/650] has challenged brendan [171/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:36:48 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[10/24/14 19:10:51] digitaldonk [475/1026] has challenged brendan [36/419] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:08:01 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[10/24/14 20:11:07] prime [80/683] has challenged brendan [71/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:08 is removed from prime's clock.
[10/26/14 06:20:17] honkybonky [488/677] has challenged brendan [285/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:42:57 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[10/26/14 10:46:10] Curlybear [144/298] has challenged brendan [314/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[10/26/14 21:35:20] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:18:56 towards level 66.
[10/27/14 07:49:48] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:00:59 is added to his clock.
[10/27/14 19:30:55] G33KY [530/827] has challenged brendan [112/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:28:12 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[10/28/14 06:06:50] brendan stole dindinx's level 62 ring while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 34 ring behind, which dindinx then takes.
[10/28/14 22:38:39] brendan [186/444] has challenged irix [40/864] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:46:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/30/14 23:53:30] brendan [442/444] has challenged Simie [751/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:12:22 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/02/14 15:16:44] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:11:32 towards level 66.
[11/02/14 15:27:44] brendan [118/444] has come upon gr0w [201/420] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:11:15 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/02/14 18:54:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 16:17:26 toward level 66.
[11/02/14 19:13:34] brendan [370/444] has challenged clearcasting [254/362] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/02/14 19:13:34] brendan has dealt clearcasting a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:23:04 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[11/03/14 01:27:40] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:50 towards level 66.
[11/05/14 12:33:42] brendan [250/444] has challenged m0shbear [282/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/06/14 22:42:54] brendan, vegadark, and Str1ngS [926/1295] have team battled Sir_Lemming, kaplejon, and w3stside [367/1442] and won! 1 day, 17:06:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/14 08:38:08] L235 [347/432] has come upon brendan [336/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:49:43 is removed from L235's clock.
[11/07/14 20:54:50] Agent86 [100/447] has challenged brendan [34/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:43:23 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/08/14 00:56:04] brendan [8/444] has challenged ryushe [300/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:42 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/08/14 11:09:28] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:37:12 is added to his clock.
[11/08/14 13:32:57] gr0w [451/463] has come upon brendan [285/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:06:04 is removed from gr0w's clock.
[11/08/14 19:14:14] twohlix [19/457] has come upon brendan [382/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:57 is added to twohlix's clock.
[11/10/14 08:34:59] verrbot, PiotrekD, and Sir_Lemming [653/1713] have team battled Gizmokid2005, brendan, and brentwalther [1289/2292] and lost! 1 day, 07:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/14 17:20:39] brendan [344/444] has come upon JCphoenix [301/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:08:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/11/14 08:20:25] brendan [161/444] has challenged yano [121/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:46:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/11/14 10:53:51] Pranker [35/533] has come upon brendan [339/444] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:23 is added to Pranker's clock.
[11/11/14 11:53:15] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:49:47 from level 66.
[11/12/14 04:52:22] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:44 from level 66.
[11/12/14 17:01:14] brendan, w3stside, and Kyree [386/1365] have team battled soverycoolyeah, Soappy, and kenyon [190/1650] and won! 0 days, 04:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/14 17:24:35] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:40 towards level 66.
[11/12/14 19:16:09] shandor, twohlix, and Cysioland [438/1530] have team battled brendan, Krenz, and naw [969/1826] and lost! 0 days, 14:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/14 01:39:37] ShadowE989 [110/642] has challenged brendan [418/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to ShadowE989's clock.
[11/13/14 02:33:18] Shayanjm [291/460] has challenged brendan [341/444] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:19:05 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[11/13/14 15:31:32] brendan [23/444] has come upon PiotrekD [4/783] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:54:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/13/14 20:36:24] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:33 towards level 66.
[11/14/14 04:09:40] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:04 from level 66.
[11/14/14 08:46:00] brendan [434/493] has challenged clearcasting [184/416] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:14:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/14/14 21:46:37] brendan [437/493] has challenged prattmic [164/712] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:05:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/16/14 15:27:56] brendan [456/493] has come upon IdleMaster [18/386] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:36:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/17/14 15:07:07] brendan [262/493] has challenged reim [115/275] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:07:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/18/14 14:49:39] Agent86 [221/460] has come upon brendan [5/493] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:47 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/18/14 17:38:37] ToxicMouse [41/78] has challenged brendan [145/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[11/19/14 17:47:28] Birdbones, CFSworks, and Barry [2082/2159] have team battled brendan, vrillusions, and Curlybear [1679/2003] and won! 0 days, 01:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/14 14:57:09] Silvanus_Betrium [104/377] has come upon brendan [5/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:08 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/22/14 03:41:28] discopig [176/363] has challenged brendan [57/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:54 is removed from discopig's clock.
[11/22/14 19:20:12] archlich [451/597] has come upon brendan [66/498] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:25:17 is removed from archlich's clock.
[11/22/14 20:16:50] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:43:52 towards level 67.
[11/22/14 21:06:22] brendan, Derpy, and hawk [1919/2011] have team battled bairyn, TauPan, and Spazturtle [1232/1601] and won! 0 days, 04:37:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 14:43:58] ToxicMouse [21/257] has challenged brendan [72/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[11/24/14 03:56:32] brendan [479/498] has challenged Xpktro [318/403] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:02:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/25/14 00:33:09] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:57:10 towards level 67.
[11/25/14 02:34:59] L235, Lenny, and dindinx [1252/1987] have team battled lipek, brendan, and SlowRiot [1354/2095] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/14 15:39:48] brendan [401/498] has come upon bairyn [489/511] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:51:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/25/14 16:02:23] CRowen, c0de, and Shayanjm [922/1690] have team battled neurospex, TauPan, and brendan [1874/1876] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/14 05:00:19] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:31 towards level 67.
[11/26/14 13:12:48] CRowen, brendan, and JuanMaestro [658/1113] have team battled dxrt, discopig, and kaplejon [874/1758] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/14 05:19:52] Agent86 [163/565] has challenged brendan [83/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:52:03 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/28/14 01:47:19] ChasedSpade [114/179] has challenged brendan [208/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[11/28/14 08:17:15] brendan, CFSworks, Wayneoween, and Pici have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/14 14:26:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 08:13:32 from level 67.
[11/28/14 20:17:27] brendan [486/512] has come upon pfoley [467/659] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:08:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/29/14 06:35:38] brendan [269/512] has challenged ToxicMouse [90/297] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:37:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/29/14 12:50:42] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:07:31 from level 67.
[11/30/14 05:09:22] andrewhuntley, idisjunction, and brendan [647/1754] have team battled tmberg, Mateusz, and ruan [762/2508] and lost! 0 days, 22:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/14 06:45:01] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:30:31 towards level 67.
[11/30/14 10:32:51] clearcasting [288/439] has challenged brendan [50/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from clearcasting's clock.
[11/30/14 19:52:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 14 days, 14:45:56 toward level 67.
[12/01/14 00:25:47] Sir_Lemming [12/508] has come upon brendan [328/512] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:44:24 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/01/14 00:49:12] brendan [295/512] has challenged Ed [375/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/01/14 08:20:08] brendan [258/512] has come upon greycat [220/849] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:06:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/01/14 08:20:08] brendan has dealt greycat a Critical Strike! 13 days, 07:59:13 is added to greycat's clock.
[12/01/14 10:52:33] brendan [417/512] has challenged snooker [367/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/02/14 01:49:58] tmberg, ReGan, and Curlybear [1149/1791] have team battled Soappy, pfoley, and brendan [1167/1515] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/14 06:59:08] brendan [113/512] has challenged Eksarion [339/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/02/14 11:52:59] brendan [109/512] has come upon benonsoftware [10/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/02/14 16:49:44] L235 [435/466] has come upon brendan [438/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:53 is added to L235's clock.
[12/02/14 17:02:21] Zaratustra [373/565] has challenged brendan [503/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:19 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/02/14 17:45:05] brendan, Babar, hawk, and VonGuard have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/14 04:31:54] brendan [408/512] has come upon TheMadHatter [98/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:08:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/03/14 16:10:47] brendan [129/512] has come upon reim [174/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/05/14 10:56:50] brendan [242/512] has come upon strugart [52/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:42:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/06/14 17:54:07] rehwanne [205/207] has challenged brendan [69/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from rehwanne's clock.
[12/06/14 19:52:34] ganja [383/404] has come upon brendan [258/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:54 is removed from ganja's clock.
[12/06/14 20:16:55] brendan, Fluttershy, and verrbot [297/1638] have team battled alexj, gravis, and CRowen [485/1432] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/14 11:02:27] brendan [305/701] has challenged IdleBot [740/1459] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/07/14 11:33:26] identd [335/564] has challenged brendan [401/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to identd's clock.
[12/07/14 21:42:36] Kabaka [301/458] has challenged brendan [198/701] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:16:14 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[12/13/14 15:27:18] desspugne [878/954] has challenged brendan [564/701] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:15:52 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[12/13/14 20:28:57] brendan [454/701] has challenged suterismus [1142/1202] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:04:18 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/14/14 22:37:36] brendan [456/701] has challenged Brom [143/336] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:35:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/15/14 00:29:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 04:40:13 from level 68.
[12/15/14 13:42:33] nfsnobody [477/574] has challenged brendan [440/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:20 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[12/15/14 17:30:05] zid, tiwake, and brendan [1855/2091] have team battled c0de, charitwo, and igorastds [703/1613] and won! 1 day, 21:11:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 04:47:45] brendan [337/701] has come upon Shayanjm [197/625] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:20:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/17/14 01:52:24] gipyelrah, brendan, and pixelate [219/2093] have team battled kapitanluffy, Jeran, and idisjunction [1288/1939] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 02:39:26] elf [227/847] has come upon brendan [533/711] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:00:50 is added to elf's clock.
[12/17/14 17:52:20] jeaye, kenyon, and nfsnobody [1587/2342] have team battled charitwo, archlich, and brendan [1157/1799] and won! 0 days, 06:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 08:47:57] Soappy [323/396] has come upon brendan [432/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:47 is added to Soappy's clock.
[12/19/14 10:17:39] edo, brendan, iViLe, and L235 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/14 07:36:57] Ed [221/486] has challenged brendan [477/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Ed's clock.
[12/28/14 18:13:05] pekster [72/562] has come upon brendan [212/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:49 is added to pekster's clock.
[12/28/14 19:31:18] dwfreed [297/502] has challenged brendan [696/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:00 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/28/14 21:39:28] soltys, Adar, and Gerdesas [557/1544] have team battled brendan, Satoshi, and dxrt [2401/2478] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 02:43:52] allo [420/501] has come upon brendan [194/711] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:52:41 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/01/15 07:34:17] LordH [35/435] has challenged brendan [518/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to LordH's clock.
[01/14/15 12:37:16] IdleRPG [108/203] has challenged brendan [539/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to IdleRPG's clock.
[01/14/15 14:53:08] brendan [666/711] has challenged Doctor [369/808] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:40:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/15/15 03:25:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 19 days, 19:36:16 toward level 68.
[01/15/15 21:02:02] brendan, RBecker, Tamini, and CRowen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/15 21:12:19] brendan [495/711] has challenged fattrat [469/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:19:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/18/15 16:13:30] keeper_c, a1291762, and Tamini [950/2031] have team battled tiwake, Wyverna, and brendan [1002/1928] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 23:25:30] brendan stole SirMonkeybox's level 53 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 31 set of leggings behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[01/19/15 01:40:08] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:23 towards level 68.
[01/19/15 15:38:28] nitzer, Tamini, and brendan [296/1462] have team battled Zifre, Soappy, and TauPan [154/1410] and won! 0 days, 04:08:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/15 17:46:39] brendan [279/730] has come upon discopig [333/340] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:31:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/19/15 18:48:56] Sir_Lemming, Zifre, and brendan [19/1760] have team battled argus, vegadark, and Misza [913/1631] and lost! 1 day, 02:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/15 02:32:27] Syloq [153/308] has challenged brendan [390/730] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:11 is added to Syloq's clock.
[01/21/15 06:23:17] brendan [156/730] has come upon Tenorman [53/869] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:48:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/22/15 06:21:17] brendan [210/730] has come upon Syloq [207/308] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:28:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/22/15 20:51:02] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:22 from level 68.
[01/23/15 00:45:10] ajhgfa [438/465] has challenged brendan [10/730] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:59:52 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[01/23/15 18:11:27] brendan, Darky, and gipyelrah [1762/2301] have team battled Danthemandoo, tiwake, and blizgerg [167/2411] and won! 1 day, 20:30:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/15 09:30:53] jeaye [315/589] has come upon brendan [514/730] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:35:37 is added to jeaye's clock.
[01/25/15 05:25:01] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:35 towards level 68.
[01/25/15 22:20:16] Agusanz [313/395] has challenged brendan [540/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[01/26/15 14:08:49] naw [327/524] has challenged brendan [22/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:34:06 is removed from naw's clock.
[01/27/15 13:45:05] Toagac [217/701] has come upon brendan [201/730] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:15 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[01/27/15 13:45:05] Toagac has dealt brendan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:57:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/27/15 21:51:13] bogdan [419/461] has challenged brendan [35/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from bogdan's clock.
[01/27/15 23:32:55] naw [217/524] has come upon brendan [410/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:06 is added to naw's clock.
[01/28/15 04:32:38] brendan stole csssuf's level 61 weapon while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 38 weapon behind, which csssuf then takes.
[01/31/15 19:42:43] renopt [122/230] has challenged brendan [261/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to renopt's clock.
[01/31/15 20:43:19] Birdbones [483/900] has come upon brendan [488/751] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:47:57 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/01/15 00:30:23] mmhh [537/633] has come upon brendan [357/751] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:36:06 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[02/01/15 02:38:39] brendan [157/751] has challenged keeper_c [442/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:21:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/03/15 18:31:55] sjefen6 [375/402] has come upon brendan [588/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:00:30 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/03/15 23:45:01] identd, SudoKing, brendan, and sjefen6 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/15 12:53:21] zid, a1291762, and SubWolf [526/1735] have team battled brendan, clonak, and Cypher [1099/1918] and lost! 0 days, 07:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/15 00:11:34] brendan [486/751] has come upon renopt [232/288] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/05/15 11:11:28] brendan [633/751] has come upon Totengeist [291/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/05/15 22:40:00] Thracky [313/425] has come upon brendan [40/751] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:14:42 is removed from Thracky's clock.
[02/07/15 06:41:18] brendan [571/751] has come upon desspugne [290/998] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/08/15 09:59:33] brendan [612/751] has come upon bendem [373/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:07:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/08/15 20:53:13] Agent86 [306/623] has come upon brendan [142/751] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:18:03 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[02/08/15 21:17:19] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:22 towards level 68.
[02/08/15 22:31:12] VonGuard, MadHatter, and franciaman [581/1449] have team battled twohlix, brendan, and lipek [614/2465] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/15 23:11:55] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:39 towards level 68.
[02/09/15 12:45:32] XenGi [107/909] has challenged brendan [618/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:41 is added to XenGi's clock.
[02/10/15 21:01:18] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:58:48 is added to his clock.
[02/11/15 00:57:45] AngryParsley [171/890] has challenged brendan [106/751] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:40:06 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/21/15 15:06:37] brendan [502/751] has come upon Kyree [268/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:27:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/22/15 04:28:07] brendan [518/751] has challenged Andries [478/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/24/15 09:10:28] Crysters [190/398] has challenged brendan [391/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Crysters's clock.
[02/25/15 06:46:13] brendan [475/751] has come upon sjefen6 [312/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:52:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/26/15 00:27:29] brendan [625/762] has challenged reim [404/435] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/26/15 00:27:29] brendan has dealt reim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:47:00 is added to reim's clock.
[03/01/15 07:13:17] Krenz, ganja, and clearcasting [1748/1782] have team battled PiotrekD, brendan, and Cypher [1927/2125] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/15 03:22:35] brendan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:40:33 from level 69.
[03/03/15 02:56:49] Tartarus [25/184] has challenged brendan [692/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Tartarus's clock.
[03/03/15 05:11:01] brendan, Fluttershy, and NightExcessive [443/2090] have team battled Curlybear, Sixbierehomme, and droogie [1453/2182] and lost! 3 days, 03:17:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 11:49:27] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:58:57 towards level 69.
[03/03/15 13:15:28] brendan [576/762] has come upon gravis [19/546] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:16:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/04/15 04:59:14] brendan [483/762] has come upon jenksy [192/291] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:56:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/06/15 16:12:19] sasaniak [601/662] has challenged brendan [134/762] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:34:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/07/15 14:50:22] nfsnobody, Totengeist, and brendan [1999/2085] have team battled bogdan, keepermurf, and davidfg4 [811/1834] and won! 0 days, 05:23:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/15 18:28:17] brendan [386/762] has come upon TauPan [122/328] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:55:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/07/15 20:22:04] brendan [536/762] has challenged Xpktro [111/439] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:43:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/10/15 08:00:28] keeper_c, Xpktro, and allo [708/2039] have team battled brendan, Gatewayy, and nfsnobody [690/1714] and won! 6 days, 20:50:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/15 15:00:49] pfoley [182/677] has come upon brendan [145/762] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:44:47 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[03/11/15 07:22:00] MadHatter, identd, and desspugne [147/2360] have team battled brendan, Lenny, and damyan [896/2169] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/15 07:50:21] Glorfindel [278/511] has challenged brendan [483/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:37:01 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[03/12/15 04:34:07] brendan [508/762] has come upon ruan [501/630] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:58:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/15 17:22:58] FarfDert [3/16] has come upon brendan [1/762] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:04 is removed from FarfDert's clock.
[03/27/15 08:42:09] NolanRaSinjaria [2/29] has challenged brendan [235/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[03/27/15 19:02:38] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:17:22 from level 69.
[04/01/15 14:20:15] tiwake, elf, and PersonalJ [926/2246] have team battled brendan, kensington, and suterismus [1929/2332] and lost! 1 day, 06:00:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/15 15:12:46] NightRabbit [255/280] has challenged brendan [269/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to NightRabbit's clock.
[04/12/15 00:57:52] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:29:41 towards level 69.
[04/12/15 01:39:52] Soappy, tiwake, and damyan [257/2182] have team battled Pici, brendan, and jsrn_of_the_naps [27/1846] and won! 0 days, 11:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 07:02:29] brendan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/15 15:40:18] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:35 from level 69.
[04/14/15 10:15:27] suterismus, brendan, and PiotrekD [2319/2576] have team battled Kyree, merryfett, and NezumiRyu [629/1016] and won! 0 days, 05:54:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/15 10:39:50] Regnor [23/335] has come upon brendan [230/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:36 is added to Regnor's clock.
[04/15/15 09:51:18] boxfire [92/93] has challenged brendan [80/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:34 is removed from boxfire's clock.
[04/15/15 10:22:59] brendan, clonak, and h00k [1687/2261] have team battled Thracky, crazyoldman, and SynthesizerPatel [1230/1287] and won! 2 days, 17:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/15 01:01:49] Intergage` [84/145] has challenged brendan [745/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Intergage`'s clock.
[04/16/15 20:06:36] brendan lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:41:31 from level 69.
[04/17/15 12:19:54] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:51 towards level 69.
[04/17/15 19:19:26] Satoshi [64/856] has challenged brendan [214/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:30:46 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/17/15 20:35:16] Satoshi, EkimmI, and Thracky [628/1943] have team battled may_o, jeaye, and brendan [819/1665] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/15 10:57:27] Nofew, sjums_the_great, and SirMonkeybox [694/1431] have team battled brendan, jsrn_of_the_naps, and Soappy [114/1992] and won! 0 days, 07:38:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 18:06:05] brendan [290/765] has come upon SudoKing [19/740] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:21:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/18/15 21:28:04] brendan [427/765] has challenged pfoley [491/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:39:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/20/15 18:43:33] discopig [325/453] has challenged brendan [601/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:50 is added to discopig's clock.
[04/21/15 11:45:04] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:21:35 from level 69.
[04/22/15 21:58:39] kenyon [673/1217] has come upon brendan [90/765] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/23/15 17:29:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 02:20:36 from level 69.
[04/23/15 22:24:27] Codica [8/90] has challenged brendan [630/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Codica's clock.
[04/24/15 04:11:58] brendan [626/765] has challenged Asara [96/439] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:09:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/24/15 10:25:19] brendan [350/765] has come upon yang [310/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:18:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/24/15 21:05:53] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:19 towards level 69.
[04/25/15 00:46:27] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:04:43 from level 69.
[04/25/15 01:19:56] Gatewayy [209/435] has challenged brendan [200/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[04/25/15 01:19:56] In the fierce battle, brendan dropped his level 60 charm! Gatewayy picks it up, tossing his old level 28 charm to brendan.
[04/26/15 06:29:31] brendan [623/736] has come upon ChiefRA [332/539] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:29:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/26/15 14:03:00] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:56:15 from level 69.
[04/27/15 03:58:20] woonack, brendan, and Agent86 [1595/2177] have team battled Fluttershy, ryushe, and Meta [985/1953] and won! 1 day, 06:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 06:16:45] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:22 from level 69.
[04/29/15 00:58:21] dindinx, Plasmastar, and zouave [1278/1421] have team battled discopig, keepermurf, and brendan [159/1755] and won! 0 days, 05:10:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 10:12:37] nfsnobody, Majak, and Gatewayy [1064/1501] have team battled brendan, spillere, and jholtom [176/1722] and won! 0 days, 07:16:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 21:28:17] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:32:22 from level 69.
[05/08/15 05:51:40] brendan [619/736] has come upon CaptainKabluey [41/327] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:26:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/08/15 10:16:59] brendan [428/736] has challenged damyan [101/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:04:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/18/15 19:54:22] Misza [95/623] has come upon brendan [230/736] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:31:17 is added to Misza's clock.
[05/18/15 23:48:19] brendan [651/736] has come upon paramourne [251/526] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:41:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/19/15 01:22:48] ToxicMouse [51/606] has challenged brendan [203/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:17 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[05/19/15 17:44:41] brendan [7/736] has come upon bigjay [279/590] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:42:20 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/15 18:42:39] brendan [422/736] has come upon Totengeist [801/821] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:51:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/15 19:29:06] jenksy [387/590] has challenged brendan [142/736] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:04:21 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[05/21/15 11:43:00] Kyree [23/473] has challenged brendan [594/736] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:17:53 is added to Kyree's clock.
[05/21/15 18:12:35] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:35 towards level 69.
[05/21/15 19:08:59] brendan [184/736] has come upon clearcasting [439/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:34:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/21/15 20:48:28] brendan [328/736] has come upon yawgmoth [320/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:07:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/22/15 01:20:55] ajhgfa [84/445] has come upon brendan [356/736] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:53 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[05/22/15 10:51:02] SirMonkeybox [343/729] has challenged brendan [308/736] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:03:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/23/15 01:52:15] Ramsey [85/99] has challenged brendan [132/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/23/15 18:24:52] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:47 towards level 69.
[05/25/15 12:16:46] brendan [69/736] has challenged LordH [209/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/25/15 12:43:58] brendan, dxrt, Killerkid, and sjefen6 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/15 17:18:30] MadHatter [422/482] has challenged brendan [711/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:19:21 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/26/15 05:22:48] brendan [597/736] has challenged Plasmastar [75/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:01:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/26/15 15:58:36] Glorious_Vadzim [0/4] has challenged brendan [387/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Glorious_Vadzim's clock.
[05/26/15 20:17:34] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:48:17 is added to his clock.
[05/27/15 07:02:15] brendan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/15 16:58:26] ryushe, keepermurf, and brendan [50/2204] have team battled Peanut, yond, and Darky [1344/1812] and lost! 0 days, 21:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 05:36:22] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:12 towards level 69.
[05/28/15 11:12:12] brendan slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! brendan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/15 17:43:26] Ramsey [176/328] has challenged brendan [620/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/28/15 23:46:30] brendan [347/737] has challenged arlen [342/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:14:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/29/15 04:45:24] Sixbierehomme, greycat, and kensington [1775/2099] have team battled bendem, brendan, and SlowRiot [1174/2124] and won! 3 days, 09:19:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/15 16:12:48] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:52 towards level 69.
[05/30/15 15:00:14] Crazycatlady [89/530] has challenged brendan [267/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:54 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/31/15 21:36:45] brendan [472/737] has challenged shandor [515/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/02/15 12:41:31] splinny, Sir_Lemming, and r00f [945/1254] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, Alric`, and brendan [1032/1884] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/15 19:28:15] Sizzlor [53/126] has challenged brendan [142/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to Sizzlor's clock.
[06/03/15 19:43:38] tyler [30/65] has challenged brendan [65/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to tyler's clock.
[06/04/15 12:58:14] brendan [523/737] has come upon Jareeta [837/984] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:15:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/05/15 18:11:08] ganja, brendan, and argus [1129/1950] have team battled Tenorman, nfsnobody, and eva42 [1420/2375] and lost! 1 day, 10:24:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/15 02:43:49] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 01:32:57 is added to his clock.
[06/06/15 17:16:40] keepermurf, brendan, MadHatter, and Adar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/15 07:40:04] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:26 towards level 70.
[06/08/15 01:51:55] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:53:42 towards level 70.
[06/08/15 19:08:35] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:34 towards level 70.
[06/09/15 21:06:28] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:14:52 from level 70.
[06/09/15 21:18:56] brendan, sasaniak, naw, and Hydrogenum have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/15 05:41:10] Ramsey [397/403] has challenged brendan [697/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[06/11/15 02:16:15] shandor [551/689] has challenged brendan [563/737] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:49:03 is added to shandor's clock.
[06/11/15 13:23:30] Meta [154/378] has challenged brendan [399/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/11/15 17:45:51] rharwood [74/566] has challenged brendan [717/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to rharwood's clock.
[06/14/15 19:30:15] Kyree, brendan, and reveal [478/1438] have team battled SirMonkeybox, nikoJ, and Cameron_D [147/2226] and won! 0 days, 00:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 20:36:15] XVar, merryfett, and grooverider [1602/1816] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, brendan, and jstg [1025/2124] and won! 0 days, 08:45:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/15 00:06:46] RistoUuranmaki [192/284] has challenged brendan [512/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/16/15 04:58:21] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:24:12 from level 70.
[06/16/15 11:00:34] eva42 [411/786] has challenged brendan [267/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:28:50 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/17/15 04:05:36] kensington [122/470] has come upon brendan [395/737] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:12:31 is added to kensington's clock.
[06/20/15 10:02:30] brendan [686/737] has come upon tmberg [507/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:24:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/21/15 08:03:27] brendan broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:32 from level 70.
[06/21/15 08:50:36] Gaius [245/249] has challenged brendan [453/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Gaius's clock.
[06/24/15 04:39:21] discopig [207/491] has challenged brendan [665/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:40:04 is added to discopig's clock.
[06/24/15 08:16:29] Mateusz [344/651] has come upon brendan [162/737] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:10:00 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[06/24/15 09:58:25] mwhahaha [92/354] has challenged brendan [206/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/24/15 21:23:21] TimWolla, h00k, and XJR-9 [727/2209] have team battled reim, blind, and brendan [914/2034] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/15 09:38:42] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:36 towards level 70.
[06/25/15 19:25:52] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:49 towards level 70.
[06/26/15 02:02:47] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:46:10 towards level 70.
[06/26/15 04:03:21] brendan [441/737] has come upon hannesenator [140/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:59:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/26/15 20:41:55] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:10 towards level 70.
[06/27/15 17:32:52] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:39 towards level 70.
[06/28/15 17:50:03] brendan, Beavis, TimWolla, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/15 01:23:34] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:44:20 from level 70.
[06/29/15 17:46:22] brendan [408/737] has come upon Beavis [668/1044] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:45:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/30/15 00:23:45] sasaniak [543/683] has challenged brendan [254/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:16:57 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/15 20:30:13] brendan [524/737] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [237/338] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:52:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/01/15 01:34:44] brendan stole Adar's level 205 weapon while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 61 weapon behind, which Adar then takes.
[07/01/15 13:32:39] brendan, gazarsgo, and h00k [557/2308] have team battled CornFly, Ramsey, and ChasedSpade [8/1992] and won! 0 days, 14:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 07:11:40] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:01 from level 70.
[07/07/15 15:42:25] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:43:02 is added to his clock.
[07/08/15 06:31:32] Brom [631/653] has challenged brendan [549/866] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:11:33 is removed from Brom's clock.
[07/08/15 07:47:34] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:41 towards level 70.
[07/09/15 20:37:49] droogie, Lilian, and brendan [1217/2071] have team battled XVar, sedrik, and gazarsgo [1301/1774] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/15 17:51:26] yawgmoth [312/530] has come upon brendan [54/866] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:50:18 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[07/11/15 05:24:25] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:59 towards level 70.
[07/11/15 16:54:09] brendan [106/866] has come upon SchrodingersScat [31/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:58:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/12/15 00:25:31] brendan [344/866] has challenged allo [416/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:31:42 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/12/15 21:33:43] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:16 towards level 70.
[07/12/15 23:58:07] brendan [501/866] has come upon Avy [192/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:29:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/13/15 06:35:51] Alric` [167/381] has challenged brendan [399/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:54:29 is added to Alric`'s clock.
[07/13/15 17:39:40] sjums_the_great [199/437] has challenged brendan [124/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:27:00 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/13/15 22:41:23] brendan [519/866] has challenged arlen [80/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/14/15 15:28:08] damyan, vegadark, and brendan [1217/2168] have team battled theemstra, SchrodingersScat, and nitzer [444/1479] and won! 1 day, 03:30:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/15 16:31:06] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:41 towards level 70.
[07/14/15 21:00:07] ArilKominger [291/414] has challenged brendan [22/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from ArilKominger's clock.
[07/15/15 09:19:08] hannesenator [399/455] has come upon brendan [641/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:22 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/15/15 14:57:48] brendan [538/866] has challenged vegadark [538/555] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/17/15 03:10:59] brendan [345/866] has challenged Agusanz [239/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:40:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/17/15 16:15:38] spaceCore [347/447] has challenged brendan [229/866] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:56 is removed from spaceCore's clock.
[07/18/15 02:15:18] brendan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:35 from level 70.
[07/18/15 11:22:31] blind [43/849] has challenged brendan [4/866] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:09:30 is removed from blind's clock.
[07/19/15 00:35:28] brendan [571/866] has come upon spaceCore [211/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:54:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/20/15 02:42:25] brendan [118/884] has challenged Fluttershy [116/816] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/20/15 20:38:34] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:19:29 towards level 71.
[07/22/15 06:56:18] brendan [589/884] has challenged Glorfindel [489/514] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:01:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/23/15 07:44:42] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:58:54 from level 71.
[07/24/15 00:47:11] brendan [33/884] has come upon spaceCore [83/447] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:20:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/24/15 02:33:01] Misza, brendan, and Virtual [364/2937] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Alric`, and spaceCore [994/2087] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/15 00:20:27] brendan [338/884] has challenged arlen [511/690] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:24:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/25/15 06:14:40] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:08:54 towards level 71.
[07/25/15 07:12:05] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:59:05 towards level 71.
[08/15/15 02:00:15] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:33 towards level 71.
[08/17/15 00:21:21] brendan [40/884] has come upon Frogging101 [268/568] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:17:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/17/15 07:27:07] brendan [665/884] has come upon dwfreed [210/453] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:13:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/17/15 11:24:15] brendan [853/884] has come upon tiwake [47/971] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:58:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/17/15 12:34:47] jenksy [357/635] has challenged brendan [446/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to jenksy's clock.
[08/17/15 17:45:52] brendan [238/884] has come upon zid [489/794] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:56:56 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/18/15 17:39:35] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:10:55 is added to his clock.
[08/18/15 22:16:01] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:20 towards level 71.
[08/18/15 23:39:33] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:03 towards level 71.
[08/19/15 13:18:26] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:25:17 is added to his clock.
[08/20/15 11:09:27] idisjunction, ryushe, and brendan [873/2741] have team battled Robmanx, zankore, and Meta [893/1284] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 12:10:04] brendan [285/884] has challenged dxrt [479/951] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:06:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/21/15 03:54:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 06:29:39 from level 71.
[08/21/15 04:34:50] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:04:13 towards level 71.
[08/21/15 06:37:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 21 days, 20:53:31 toward level 71.
[08/21/15 18:17:44] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:50 towards level 71.
[08/22/15 12:46:52] yasdorian [641/678] has come upon brendan [781/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:02:55 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[08/23/15 04:48:37] keeper_c, MadHatter, and abra0 [1808/2236] have team battled Sixbierehomme, pipework, and brendan [935/2090] and won! 3 days, 05:14:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/15 16:34:13] Meta [15/540] has challenged brendan [295/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:45 is added to Meta's clock.
[08/26/15 04:14:57] brendan [769/884] has come upon Aphelion [85/163] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/15 05:10:28] brendan [132/884] has challenged Doctor [24/857] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:06:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/15 12:57:34] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:16 towards level 71.
[08/28/15 23:19:06] spiffytech, abra0, and kenyon [469/2806] have team battled strugart, kork, and brendan [1367/1953] and lost! 0 days, 12:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/15 13:07:25] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:41 towards level 71.
[08/29/15 13:13:15] dxrt, pants, and brendan [117/2249] have team battled LordH, abra0, and Unikitty [927/1925] and lost! 0 days, 12:30:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/15 02:42:37] prime, brendan, and Cypher [2111/2382] have team battled yasdorian, Robmanx, and SchrodingersScat [104/1553] and won! 0 days, 00:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/15 03:03:10] Ephod [527/958] has come upon brendan [759/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:13:19 is added to Ephod's clock.
[09/07/15 05:41:25] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:38:20 from level 71.
[09/07/15 11:45:33] brendan [879/884] has challenged darkmage [787/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/15 15:02:13] Darky [105/763] has come upon brendan [674/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:42:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/08/15 06:35:30] Akiyuki [327/556] has come upon brendan [665/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:40 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[09/09/15 12:58:06] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:29 towards level 71.
[09/10/15 06:24:33] argus [603/711] has come upon brendan [77/884] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:10:14 is removed from argus's clock.
[09/10/15 11:06:15] brendan [753/884] has come upon x86_64 [274/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:15:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/10/15 11:06:15] brendan has dealt x86_64 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:03:37 is added to x86_64's clock.
[09/11/15 02:12:21] brendan [749/884] has come upon prime [330/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:52:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/13/15 07:57:39] aucg, brendan, and Beavis [1553/2637] have team battled irix, Sixbierehomme, and icxcnika [1624/2042] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 04:48:19] brendan [538/899] has challenged Tesla [650/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/15/15 00:53:55] JustAPerson, brendan, CornFly, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/15 13:09:35] brendan [696/899] has challenged MadHatter [361/491] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/15/15 22:04:23] Totengeist [272/847] has challenged brendan [152/899] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:31:13 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[09/15/15 22:04:23] In the fierce battle, brendan dropped his level 62 ring! Totengeist picks it up, tossing his old level 34 ring to brendan.
[09/16/15 04:15:24] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:14:02 towards level 72.
[09/17/15 12:19:11] brendan [306/873] has challenged Mirroar [10/96] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:54:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/17/15 13:19:32] ryushe [8/891] has challenged brendan [832/873] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:55:07 is added to ryushe's clock.
[09/18/15 14:12:21] Xyrael [2/246] has challenged brendan [856/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[09/18/15 18:20:18] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:58:05 towards level 72.
[09/19/15 01:24:31] brendan [292/873] has come upon Tamini [304/623] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:03:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/19/15 17:08:21] tmberg, Tenorman, and simple [276/2305] have team battled iynque, iViLe, and brendan [1768/2094] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/15 10:06:48] ekaron [113/242] has challenged brendan [25/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:47:48 is removed from ekaron's clock.
[09/20/15 16:18:23] bl4ckscor3, damyan, and Brom [395/1915] have team battled RBecker, brendan, and prattmic [1091/2167] and lost! 1 day, 11:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/15 12:28:20] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:09:08 towards level 72.
[09/23/15 06:04:29] soltys [232/458] has come upon brendan [834/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:16:02 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/23/15 20:54:27] micah [108/163] has challenged brendan [270/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to micah's clock.
[09/24/15 15:55:42] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:33 towards level 72.
[09/30/15 04:56:47] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:42:21 towards level 72.
[09/30/15 05:25:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 00:37:06 toward level 72.
[09/30/15 05:47:22] gazarsgo, unicron, and Brom [1687/1905] have team battled charitwo, brendan, and bigjay [1060/2193] and won! 0 days, 16:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 06:17:51] brendan, Satoshi, and Adar [404/2172] have team battled Meta, honkybonky, and FrodoTheHobbit [1377/2360] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 10:01:10] cirdan [384/789] has challenged brendan [861/873] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:38:39 is added to cirdan's clock.
[09/30/15 16:06:15] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:24:24 is added to his clock.
[09/30/15 20:36:13] SirMonkeybox [612/743] has come upon brendan [330/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:14 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/01/15 03:09:37] brendan [642/873] has challenged alexj [196/471] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:26:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/15 07:06:26] brendan [827/873] has come upon hannesenator [140/486] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:48:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/15 09:32:10] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:21 towards level 72.
[10/03/15 05:27:49] brendan [368/873] has challenged ChasedSpade [437/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:23:56 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/03/15 14:58:18] Petri [167/318] has challenged brendan [133/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from Petri's clock.
[10/04/15 06:46:40] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:42:26 from level 72.
[10/04/15 09:53:47] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:54:22 towards level 72.
[10/04/15 17:40:20] brendan [756/873] has challenged ruan [16/446] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:59:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/05/15 01:40:27] Gaius, Simie, and brendan [1063/2370] have team battled vegadark, andoruh, and keeper_c [822/1929] and won! 2 days, 22:47:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/15 14:41:38] Furry, brendan, pfoley, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/15 00:24:10] Akiyuki [473/551] has come upon brendan [120/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:21:02 is removed from Akiyuki's clock.
[10/24/15 15:39:49] lipek [730/1180] has come upon brendan [74/873] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:42:43 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/24/15 16:17:12] brendan stole cirdan's level 36 ring while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 34 ring behind, which cirdan then takes.
[10/25/15 00:24:29] aucg [68/721] has come upon brendan [512/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:08 is added to aucg's clock.
[10/27/15 06:42:18] brendan [70/875] has come upon Zaratustra [492/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:04 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/27/15 20:53:49] JustAPerson [200/619] has challenged brendan [675/875] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[10/28/15 18:00:10] Ggoes [0/62] has challenged brendan [113/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[10/30/15 04:09:04] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:34 is added to his clock.
[10/31/15 08:06:12] brendan, Haquer, ChiefRA, and Hydrogenum have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/15 15:45:47] brendan [4/875] has challenged Firien [100/305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/01/15 06:50:38] Tenorman, PinkiePie, and Plasmastar [975/1687] have team battled brendan, eva42, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [134/2747] and won! 0 days, 13:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/15 04:36:07] Gizmokid2005 [499/951] has challenged brendan [699/875] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:58:36 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[11/02/15 12:07:02] Asara [391/801] has come upon brendan [547/875] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:27:25 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/02/15 15:24:27] petrichor [5/282] has challenged brendan [343/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to petrichor's clock.
[11/03/15 09:43:43] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:33 towards level 72.
[11/04/15 11:00:57] r00f, Doctor, and kork [206/1906] have team battled brendan, allo, and Tesla [1360/2027] and lost! 2 days, 06:59:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/15 18:13:34] suterismus, PinkiePie, and Majak [1012/2047] have team battled brendan, pants, and GreatRuby [1438/1601] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/15 08:52:33] redlegion, JZTech101, and Chuck [1052/1463] have team battled gipyelrah, brendan, and blind [345/2729] and won! 0 days, 04:41:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/15 03:50:07] Kazanir [196/331] has challenged brendan [438/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Kazanir's clock.
[11/07/15 06:18:06] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:31 from level 72.
[11/07/15 16:27:34] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:39 towards level 72.
[11/08/15 02:44:50] CornFly, blind, and simple [2165/2450] have team battled Kable, Nyarlathotep, and brendan [698/1713] and won! 2 days, 12:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/15 07:20:54] brendan [608/875] has come upon pixelate [65/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/08/15 07:24:52] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:48 from level 72.
[11/09/15 08:34:21] brendan [129/875] has challenged yasdorian [66/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/10/15 01:57:43] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:16 from level 72.
[11/10/15 10:35:01] brendan [415/875] has challenged VoidFox [520/575] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/10/15 23:40:06] cirdan [474/781] has come upon brendan [354/875] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:59:33 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[11/11/15 08:51:04] brendan [114/875] has challenged belugawhale [97/275] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:01:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/11/15 11:29:10] yang, vegadark, and Bokkie [1023/1711] have team battled Darky, nitzer, and brendan [273/2349] and won! 1 day, 14:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/15 09:22:49] brendan [225/875] has come upon Kable [145/689] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:00:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/12/15 13:47:14] Boohbah, vox, and allo [991/1850] have team battled Str1ngS, brendan, and kensington [1632/1804] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 08:07:31] grooverider [829/1006] has challenged brendan [626/875] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:40:17 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/13/15 08:07:31] grooverider has dealt brendan a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:53:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/14/15 01:15:45] brendan [71/875] has challenged archlich [433/552] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:08:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/14/15 09:22:12] brendan stole SudoKing's level 339 weapon while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 205 weapon behind, which SudoKing then takes.
[11/14/15 16:28:15] brendan, Douhet, and sjums_the_great [1681/1967] have team battled ruan, Frogging101, and iynque [875/1333] and won! 0 days, 11:21:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/15 23:24:55] lux [99/198] has come upon brendan [262/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:23 is added to lux's clock.
[11/16/15 18:33:16] brendan [580/996] has come upon Loquatious [30/455] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:59:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/17/15 03:39:14] D-NICE [240/439] has come upon brendan [384/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[11/17/15 08:45:25] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:10:59 towards level 73.
[11/18/15 00:54:41] brendan, sjefen6, and BURUT [678/1759] have team battled MadHatter, kensington, and SmOkE_RU [870/1540] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/15 20:45:36] brendan [808/996] has challenged Kitlith [238/621] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:37:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/23/15 22:15:20] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:55:24 towards level 73.
[11/23/15 23:02:01] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:22:46 is added to his clock.
[11/24/15 14:33:44] brendan [472/996] has come upon d34th [92/434] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:02:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/25/15 22:20:28] Cypher [571/923] has come upon brendan [640/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:10:50 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/26/15 05:26:08] kork [330/350] has come upon brendan [16/996] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:17:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/26/15 08:35:29] beefnog, jdb, and XenGi [1372/1808] have team battled brendan, streak, and Asara [112/2174] and won! 0 days, 04:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 10:06:34] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:14:30 from level 73.
[12/12/15 16:24:28] darkmage [249/897] has challenged brendan [274/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/12/15 17:19:21] brendan, gipyelrah, and MontyZuma [1980/2970] have team battled Setsu, Sir_Lemming, and blizgerg [1523/1630] and won! 2 days, 11:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/15 01:33:57] yano [175/656] has come upon brendan [380/996] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:32:16 is added to yano's clock.
[12/14/15 14:53:37] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 13:15:56 is added to his clock.
[12/14/15 16:38:56] brendan fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! brendan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/15 03:35:05] brendan [948/984] has come upon Cypher [470/902] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:33:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/15/15 06:07:54] Babar [26/899] has come upon brendan [806/984] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:16:42 is added to Babar's clock.
[12/15/15 07:53:51] kensington, brendan, and unicron [727/2185] have team battled KeboDK, arlen, and MJ94 [44/1813] and won! 5 days, 02:59:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 08:17:36] ruan [242/449] has come upon brendan [581/984] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:50:40 is added to ruan's clock.
[12/15/15 23:56:21] m0shbear [342/716] has challenged brendan [946/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:43:58 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[12/16/15 20:56:54] pico [181/293] has challenged brendan [549/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to pico's clock.
[12/16/15 22:40:25] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:57 towards level 73.
[12/17/15 17:27:52] kensington, brendan, and splinny [2044/2083] have team battled MadHatter, Setsu, and JensRex [158/1188] and won! 3 days, 22:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 08:31:58] JensRex, Birdbones, and kensington [625/1824] have team battled brendan, argus, and Pogor [73/1910] and won! 1 day, 02:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 21:10:18] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:26 towards level 73.
[12/19/15 17:25:29] Kable, ChasedSpade, and Douhet [1549/1895] have team battled brendan, andoruh, and MontyZuma [57/2301] and won! 0 days, 05:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 08:38:21] ElectRo [133/1205] has challenged brendan [892/984] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:35:53 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[12/21/15 13:27:43] Samus [343/760] has come upon brendan [127/984] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:19 is removed from Samus's clock.
[12/22/15 05:21:19] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:57:08 is added to his clock.
[12/22/15 13:23:02] brendan [528/984] has come upon ElectRo [88/1205] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:00:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/23/15 06:33:06] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:46 towards level 73.
[12/24/15 07:41:53] brendan [932/984] has come upon magnetik [295/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:49:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/24/15 11:19:24] 0rion [221/322] has challenged brendan [623/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to 0rion's clock.
[12/26/15 01:51:28] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:26:20 is added to his clock.
[12/27/15 15:57:31] brendan, Darky, and ProdigalTim [1498/2114] have team battled shandor, pants, and double [984/1755] and won! 0 days, 02:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/15 15:14:03] brendan left his weapon out in the rain to rust! brendan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/15 04:08:29] argus [14/698] has come upon brendan [315/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:10:12 is added to argus's clock.
[12/30/15 08:02:31] vox [739/752] has come upon brendan [719/954] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:55:50 is removed from vox's clock.
[12/31/15 11:35:08] anal0g [411/533] has challenged brendan [118/954] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from anal0g's clock.
[12/31/15 13:21:22] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:24 towards level 73.
[12/31/15 22:30:19] Brom [656/667] has challenged brendan [586/954] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:23:56 is removed from Brom's clock.
[12/31/15 23:37:41] Totengeist, Ttech, and Milquetoast [2458/3068] have team battled brendan, Senka, and allo [1479/2018] and won! 1 day, 01:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 03:47:37] brendan, Chuck, and Lowbow [61/1846] have team battled a1291762, Nic, and Boohbah [1355/1945] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/16 11:14:36] brendan [804/954] has come upon IdleMaster [293/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:11:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/03/16 13:16:26] RBecker [230/685] has challenged brendan [251/954] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/04/16 00:48:14] honkybonky [548/718] has come upon brendan [350/954] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:23:51 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[01/04/16 19:44:51] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:28 towards level 73.
[01/05/16 12:51:35] SpaceKookie, SirMonkeybox, and brendan [1756/2093] have team battled Boohbah, PiotrekD, and SchrodingersScat [1188/1639] and won! 0 days, 00:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 05:18:19] soltys [165/612] has challenged brendan [738/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:06 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/08/16 12:39:27] soltys [552/612] has challenged brendan [602/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:04 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/09/16 11:32:49] kensington [473/515] has come upon brendan [439/954] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:44 is removed from kensington's clock.
[01/09/16 11:32:49] kensington has dealt brendan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:17:12 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/11/16 03:45:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 08:56:50 toward level 73.
[01/11/16 05:39:46] brendan [925/954] has come upon holloway [355/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/12/16 06:10:16] Ladon, h00k, and charitwo [1178/2352] have team battled Boohbah, brendan, and Andries [1431/2065] and lost! 1 day, 16:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/16 16:24:03] GreatRuby [261/518] has come upon brendan [424/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:49 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[01/13/16 00:36:13] brendan [712/954] has challenged Ironhoof [26/454] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:50:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/14/16 13:49:08] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:32:55 towards level 74.
[01/14/16 21:15:50] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:22:32 towards level 74.
[01/15/16 02:43:36] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:11:34 is added to his clock.
[01/15/16 20:00:18] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:37 towards level 74.
[01/16/16 07:21:59] brendan stole SmOkE_RU's level 73 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 53 set of leggings behind, which SmOkE_RU then takes.
[01/16/16 10:51:35] brendan [4/972] has challenged charitwo [417/563] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:41:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/16/16 21:35:03] brendan, vox, and h00k [2076/2678] have team battled Schrodinger, kier, and yasdorian [1400/1534] and won! 1 day, 11:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 22:25:31] kapitanluffy [615/633] has challenged brendan [470/972] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:31 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[01/17/16 02:57:22] sjefen6 [272/375] has challenged brendan [833/972] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:30:19 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[01/19/16 06:26:04] brendan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:41:53 from level 74.
[01/20/16 17:06:17] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:29:45 from level 74.
[01/21/16 04:44:23] brendan [860/972] has come upon MadHatter [372/510] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:20:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/21/16 06:35:11] brendan [595/972] has challenged Heisenberg [11/627] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:21:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/22/16 15:13:52] tiwake, Raycu, and Jareeta [763/2167] have team battled brendan, freeboson, and PBabebu [1745/1947] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/16 18:13:21] Lios [116/213] has challenged brendan [126/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Lios's clock.
[02/04/16 22:43:30] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:15:47 towards level 74.
[02/04/16 23:32:34] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:37 towards level 74.
[02/05/16 17:23:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 21 days, 09:25:15 toward level 74.
[02/05/16 18:01:33] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:49:33 from level 74.
[02/16/16 02:22:17] plaller [139/453] has come upon brendan [883/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:47:55 is added to plaller's clock.
[02/17/16 10:03:08] GilbertErik [350/419] has challenged brendan [655/972] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[02/18/16 08:57:56] pixelate, Sixbierehomme, and gipyelrah [1076/2351] have team battled dindinx, pipework, and brendan [472/2076] and won! 2 days, 03:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 23:51:13] Gizmokid2005, brendan, PinkiePie, and daemoneye have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/16 05:24:22] Crazycatlady [153/456] has challenged brendan [198/972] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:55:19 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/20/16 12:30:40] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:29 towards level 74.
[02/22/16 11:31:13] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:34:59 towards level 74.
[02/23/16 10:55:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 12 days, 11:26:36 toward level 74.
[02/23/16 12:23:14] brendan [466/972] has come upon PinkiePie [10/578] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:44:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/23/16 17:52:04] keeper_c [491/1239] has come upon brendan [718/972] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:16:10 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[02/24/16 06:36:49] brendan [321/972] has come upon LordH [270/796] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:58:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/26/16 01:03:42] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:52 towards level 74.
[02/26/16 08:05:24] Brom, arlen, and brendan [2180/2319] have team battled zokko, DrOfBaconNomics, and elf [9/1761] and won! 0 days, 03:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 14:29:14] Killerkid, Pascal, and Groot [1092/1294] have team battled Valkor, Cameron_D, and brendan [703/2973] and won! 0 days, 00:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 00:15:30] brendan [668/972] has challenged nitzer [42/756] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:30:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/27/16 09:30:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:46:01 from level 74.
[02/27/16 11:18:57] Evrial, darkmage, and HeavyPodda [1377/2327] have team battled brendan, sbp, and RistoUuranmaki [1486/2130] and lost! 0 days, 10:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 22:17:03] Ttech [892/1366] has come upon brendan [593/972] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:11:07 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/28/16 00:51:02] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:38 towards level 74.
[03/01/16 00:41:01] brendan, jenksy, and kier [1002/2435] have team battled identd, ville, and pfoley [1506/1904] and lost! 2 days, 08:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/16 05:38:52] gipyelrah [1027/1034] has come upon brendan [759/972] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:40:46 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[03/03/16 04:01:26] ChasedSpade [258/671] has challenged brendan [385/972] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[03/03/16 05:40:39] brendan fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! brendan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/16 08:52:28] vegadark [117/407] has come upon brendan [892/962] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:21:59 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/03/16 14:08:26] bootdisk [12/37] has challenged brendan [644/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/04/16 17:07:29] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:41:24 from level 74.
[03/04/16 22:24:58] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:53 towards level 74.
[03/05/16 04:39:39] brendan, Thrayden, and magnetik [1560/1806] have team battled jenksy, Asara, and Chuck [1002/1959] and won! 0 days, 13:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/16 20:14:19] HeavyPodda, PinkiePie, and zid [689/2220] have team battled MadMan, brendan, and Heisenberg [869/2201] and lost! 0 days, 23:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 06:20:43] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:57 towards level 74.
[03/06/16 09:50:55] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:46 towards level 74.
[03/06/16 22:45:58] brendan [231/962] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [734/769] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:48:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/07/16 03:15:52] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:12 towards level 74.
[03/08/16 18:48:02] brendan [519/962] has come upon Setsu [2/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:45:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/10/16 14:01:09] Kronos [128/429] has come upon brendan [625/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:56:36 is added to Kronos's clock.
[03/11/16 09:42:38] brendan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:09:22 from level 74.
[03/12/16 20:52:29] Nofew [408/970] has come upon brendan [921/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/14/16 09:38:44] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:00 towards level 74.
[03/15/16 00:22:14] Nofew [98/970] has come upon brendan [282/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/15/16 07:21:31] desspugne, Adar, and hawk [711/2428] have team battled brendan, Bl4ckD34tH, and bigjay [395/2313] and won! 1 day, 01:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 17:49:07] brendan, Schrodinger, and keeper_c [2003/2675] have team battled desspugne, Meta, and Akiyuki [1329/2255] and won! 1 day, 16:05:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 17:55:33] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:19 from level 74.
[03/15/16 21:39:30] brendan left his weapon out in the rain to rust! brendan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/16 22:58:08] HeavyPodda, zid, and FrodoTheHobbit [916/2683] have team battled JensRex, vrillusions, and brendan [66/2244] and won! 0 days, 06:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 01:58:37] gabriel, CornFly, and pipework [1366/1700] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, BURUT, and brendan [1733/2524] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/16 02:09:08] Plasmastar [59/333] has come upon brendan [667/934] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:09:18 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[03/17/16 15:20:48] Killerkid [328/852] has challenged brendan [588/934] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/19/16 14:47:15] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:00:22 is added to his clock.
[03/19/16 15:48:41] brendan [882/934] has come upon ChasedSpade [576/674] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:15:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/20/16 10:47:27] brendan [743/934] has challenged Kable [90/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:32:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/21/16 01:12:37] Virtual [339/493] has come upon brendan [149/934] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:21:03 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/21/16 09:46:13] brendan [462/934] has come upon brycec [234/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:47:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/21/16 10:20:45] brendan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/16 17:11:22] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:54 towards level 74.
[03/22/16 10:09:40] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:19 towards level 74.
[03/22/16 14:57:43] bigjay, brendan, and SpaceKookie [600/2214] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, MadHatter, and jdb [765/1858] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 18:31:30] brendan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:23 from level 74.
[03/22/16 22:56:01] Mateusz [465/769] has come upon brendan [475/939] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:09:52 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[03/23/16 09:19:13] mordac [103/242] has challenged brendan [653/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to mordac's clock.
[03/24/16 10:02:57] Tratos [164/382] has challenged brendan [277/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/24/16 15:15:13] brendan [554/939] has come upon Babar [879/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/26/16 19:10:19] brendan [261/939] has come upon simple [215/667] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/26/16 19:55:35] brendan [693/939] has come upon bootdisk [145/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:41:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/27/16 20:07:30] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:59:23 is added to his clock.
[03/29/16 18:06:23] brendan [830/939] has challenged Chuck [294/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:00:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/16 00:58:05] daemoneye, Meta, and Firien [1533/1948] have team battled yur, brendan, and jdb [1815/1844] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 18:00:52] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:37:27 is added to his clock.
[03/31/16 14:36:10] brendan [717/939] has come upon suterismus [802/1210] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/01/16 10:51:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 11:44:24 toward level 74.
[04/02/16 06:36:42] tspange [39/734] has challenged brendan [62/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:48 is added to tspange's clock.
[04/02/16 07:12:47] brendan [84/939] has come upon sloth [9/36] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/02/16 16:21:33] brendan [795/939] has challenged sasaniak [584/672] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/03/16 10:53:51] Samus, RistoUuranmaki, and HeavyPodda [1278/2222] have team battled arlen, brendan, and sloth [1326/1831] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 14:02:30] tmberg, brendan, and desspugne [128/2811] have team battled sjefen6, Crazypedia, and Tzic [689/1294] and lost! 1 day, 06:30:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/16 08:54:54] MadHatter [251/499] has challenged brendan [205/939] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:29:06 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[04/05/16 06:21:44] zbart, Imhalek, and theZoMBiE [792/1285] have team battled thesleepingrozek, Animalia, and brendan [501/1613] and won! 0 days, 04:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 10:04:49] jay [143/281] has challenged brendan [446/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to jay's clock.
[04/08/16 06:01:44] Jagon [278/304] has challenged brendan [525/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Jagon's clock.
[04/08/16 13:19:46] brendan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:10:36 from level 75.
[04/09/16 01:53:49] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:52:44 towards level 75.
[04/09/16 11:22:08] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:35:11 towards level 75.
[04/10/16 00:23:03] kensington [423/565] has challenged brendan [137/939] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:07:17 is removed from kensington's clock.
[04/12/16 07:11:23] alexj, SirMonkeybox, and brendan [123/2056] have team battled paysties, DesertStorm, and abra0 [1447/1768] and lost! 0 days, 18:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 10:23:59] brendan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/16 17:38:14] brendan [797/945] has come upon Jagon [112/347] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:20:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/13/16 03:40:35] brendan stole Bvarne's level 111 amulet while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 97 amulet behind, which Bvarne then takes.
[04/15/16 03:45:36] brendan [688/957] has come upon gipyelrah [245/1039] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:21:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/15/16 13:15:07] suterismus [1145/1210] has come upon brendan [352/957] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:24:50 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/17/16 00:11:37] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:00:08 towards level 75.
[04/17/16 04:19:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 11 days, 04:21:17 toward level 75.
[04/17/16 18:53:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 9 days, 07:17:25 toward level 75.
[04/17/16 20:24:02] brendan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/16 03:10:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 5 days, 23:25:54 toward level 75.
[04/18/16 18:39:39] brendan [869/963] has challenged keeper_c [1227/1239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:04 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/19/16 13:08:24] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:57:44 is added to his clock.
[04/20/16 01:53:49] allo, Meta, and Adar [1464/1725] have team battled bendem, brendan, and babilen [1054/2142] and won! 6 days, 04:19:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 05:37:28] brendan [352/963] has come upon Globalirc [519/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/20/16 09:24:33] yano [524/589] has come upon brendan [838/963] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:38:38 is added to yano's clock.
[04/20/16 18:29:10] Ironhoof [162/506] has come upon brendan [444/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:10 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/20/16 23:57:26] brendan [658/963] has come upon yano [65/589] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:28:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/22/16 18:13:44] brendan [738/969] has challenged Iria [33/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:12:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/23/16 20:54:12] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:19 towards level 75.
[04/25/16 10:06:03] brendan, DrOfBaconNomics, and Beavis [1785/2623] have team battled PinkiePie, Gerdesas, and SarahD [197/1562] and won! 0 days, 03:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/16 15:12:56] Sixbierehomme, Fluttershy, and brendan [1759/2760] have team battled Lios, blind, and mthw [869/2143] and won! 1 day, 07:36:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 12:31:31] brendan, Frogging101, and GilbertErik [62/2201] have team battled Misza, Sir_Lemming, and kenyon [2163/2913] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 23:14:09] ThePhoenix47 [252/402] has challenged brendan [539/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[05/14/16 00:57:01] theemstra [483/521] has come upon brendan [107/969] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:01:21 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/14/16 02:19:24] babilen [364/536] has come upon brendan [78/969] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:34 is removed from babilen's clock.
[05/14/16 11:37:27] Bkid [163/647] has challenged brendan [948/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:11 is added to Bkid's clock.
[05/15/16 21:05:04] Bl4ckD34tH [320/479] has challenged brendan [838/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[05/15/16 22:51:21] brendan [91/969] has challenged elf [530/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:03:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/16/16 20:13:22] Hundikutsikas [379/569] has challenged brendan [569/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Hundikutsikas's clock.
[05/18/16 12:55:21] brendan [431/969] has come upon Gmane [243/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:23:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/18/16 19:15:15] bigjay, theZoMBiE, and Diitto [783/2672] have team battled godog, d34th, and brendan [974/2668] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 22:46:49] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:41 from level 75.
[05/19/16 03:54:42] brendan [320/969] has challenged zankore [476/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/16 18:18:03] brendan, Satoshi, unicron, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/16 21:10:16] IndigoTiger [94/311] has challenged brendan [637/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/04/16 06:33:03] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:11:20 from level 75.
[06/06/16 00:27:50] godog [77/654] has come upon brendan [489/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:31 is added to godog's clock.
[06/07/16 00:46:31] roy [38/575] has challenged brendan [588/969] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:15:39 is added to roy's clock.
[06/07/16 08:12:38] Furry, Pokota, and Str1ngS [357/1655] have team battled yur, ChasedSpade, and brendan [393/2137] and lost! 0 days, 17:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/16 18:53:23] allo [439/458] has challenged brendan [741/969] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:00:30 is added to allo's clock.
[06/07/16 22:21:54] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:34 towards level 75.
[06/07/16 23:49:56] theZoMBiE, Regnor, and uhmmm [1426/1801] have team battled brendan, SynthesizerPatel, and OverCoder [13/2045] and won! 2 days, 03:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 16:26:01] brendan [753/969] has come upon idisjunction [890/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:09:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/08/16 19:55:57] DoomedExistence [222/617] has challenged brendan [642/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[06/09/16 01:19:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 16:18:14 toward level 75.
[06/09/16 02:02:51] Onceuponaban [89/445] has challenged brendan [249/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Onceuponaban's clock.
[06/09/16 21:13:06] brendan [132/969] has challenged woonack [454/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/10/16 15:37:01] Satoshi, LordH, and Chuck [866/2080] have team battled FakeWizard, brendan, and MetaNova [288/1999] and won! 1 day, 07:13:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 22:06:21] theemstra, Andries, and brendan [1660/2040] have team battled pico, PersonalJ, and oooooooooooooooo [902/1487] and won! 0 days, 08:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 03:26:20] brendan [674/969] has challenged Doctor [142/1007] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/11/16 07:42:51] brendan [342/969] has come upon Pithlit [49/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/11/16 11:46:19] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:38 towards level 75.
[06/11/16 14:00:43] brendan, Xyrael, and ElectRo [83/2433] have team battled MadHatter, Kronos, and mwhahaha [1122/1506] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/16 02:34:47] FakeWizard [147/556] has challenged brendan [285/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:47 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/13/16 01:16:14] brendan [510/969] has challenged daemoneye [677/718] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/13/16 14:02:11] brendan [245/969] has come upon Pokota [19/531] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:35:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/13/16 15:42:40] MadMan, everbrew, and brendan [1015/2066] have team battled Ironhoof, holloway, and LordH [1921/2093] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/16 01:47:42] strugart [11/869] has come upon brendan [742/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:11:36 is added to strugart's clock.
[06/15/16 12:51:28] brendan [26/969] has come upon JensRex [120/402] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:32:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/15/16 20:51:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 31 days, 19:29:26 toward level 76.
[06/16/16 01:10:19] brendan [966/969] has come upon Andries [418/547] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:37:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/16/16 19:53:15] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:35:34 towards level 76.
[06/17/16 08:32:07] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:56 towards level 76.
[06/17/16 10:47:43] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:11:06 from level 76.
[06/18/16 00:08:05] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:03:19 towards level 76.
[06/18/16 02:39:59] brendan [701/969] has challenged Cypher [376/985] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:13:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/16 05:57:12] brendan, desspugne, and Furry [629/2523] have team battled sasaniak, Birdbones, and Babar [1929/2503] and lost! 1 day, 09:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 10:19:29] Jagon [33/444] has challenged brendan [106/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Jagon's clock.
[06/18/16 11:54:54] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:36:49 is added to his clock.
[06/18/16 18:14:01] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:33:23 is added to his clock.
[06/19/16 01:45:34] ville [160/760] has come upon brendan [290/969] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:16:29 is added to ville's clock.
[06/19/16 13:58:50] IndigoTiger [103/386] has come upon brendan [35/969] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:40:02 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/20/16 17:18:03] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:52 towards level 76.
[06/21/16 15:09:53] Babar [620/972] has challenged brendan [146/969] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:31:33 is removed from Babar's clock.
[06/22/16 13:17:50] brendan [516/969] has challenged Ttech [425/1393] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:08:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/24/16 07:33:18] brendan [362/969] has challenged Xenthys [685/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/24/16 22:38:41] brendan [894/969] has challenged MetaNova [416/470] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:17:42 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/26/16 01:00:50] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:18:20 is added to his clock.
[06/26/16 17:53:49] Birdbones [891/1035] has challenged brendan [289/969] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:32:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[06/27/16 06:12:11] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:55 towards level 76.
[06/27/16 23:02:47] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:32:05 towards level 76.
[06/29/16 01:54:42] brendan, Agent86, and Simie [1214/2434] have team battled zankore, Asara, and lipek [1020/2907] and won! 1 day, 15:22:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 06:14:54] Ironhoof [734/795] has challenged brendan [576/969] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:48:11 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[06/29/16 11:16:45] brendan [222/969] has challenged suterismus [1202/1208] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:10:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/30/16 16:37:02] Majak, brendan, and pfoley [1688/1969] have team battled allo, Pici, and Kronos [1453/1717] and won! 0 days, 08:21:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/16 16:56:36] brendan, idisjunction, nfsnobody, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/16 17:27:29] brendan [642/969] has challenged HeavyPodda [634/922] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:28:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/01/16 04:37:17] brendan broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:11 from level 76.
[07/01/16 05:31:35] SirMonkeybox [567/873] has challenged brendan [934/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:31 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/01/16 05:48:47] Ironhoof [550/795] has come upon brendan [403/969] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:28:12 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/01/16 08:32:39] jenksy [648/771] has challenged brendan [190/969] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:19:30 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[07/01/16 23:45:48] brendan, LordH, and Boohbah [1973/2503] have team battled mordac, pants, and argus [291/1822] and won! 1 day, 22:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 06:29:56] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:40:01 from level 76.
[07/02/16 16:07:25] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:28 towards level 76.
[07/04/16 23:26:49] iViLe, SirMonkeybox, and Lios [2176/2593] have team battled brendan, AbacusAvenger, and KyloRen [1908/2149] and won! 0 days, 08:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 20:18:40] brendan [471/969] has come upon damyan [386/828] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/06/16 01:12:19] brendan [610/969] has challenged zankore [394/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/06/16 08:11:24] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:15 towards level 76.
[07/08/16 10:21:35] brendan [859/969] has come upon aucg [274/953] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:33:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/08/16 17:27:03] brendan [628/969] has challenged shandor [505/717] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/09/16 01:38:02] Mateusz [504/760] has challenged brendan [417/969] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:01:49 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[07/09/16 08:38:54] brendan, Tenorman, and Zaratustra [2035/2568] have team battled allo, pants, and XJR-9 [1230/1836] and won! 0 days, 07:42:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 12:10:59] brendan, ville, and DoomedExistence [161/2354] have team battled vBm, Bradicus, and sjefen6 [541/1226] and lost! 1 day, 16:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/16 10:07:23] kensington [1/584] has come upon brendan [966/969] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:34:08 is added to kensington's clock.
[07/15/16 23:46:25] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:17:03 towards level 77.
[07/16/16 23:26:11] kier, Heisenberg, and brendan [402/2466] have team battled torg, Andries, and suterismus [707/2147] and lost! 6 days, 14:29:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/16 07:20:05] brendan [491/969] has come upon Crazycatlady [146/482] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:32:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/18/16 08:27:05] shrivel [0/64] has challenged brendan [779/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/18/16 16:29:05] Killerkid [281/905] has challenged brendan [235/969] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:36:49 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[07/19/16 05:40:09] Babar, brendan, and cirdan [1712/2718] have team battled basepi, MrGlass, and Ladon [815/2181] and won! 0 days, 19:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 02:17:47] CornFly [767/952] has come upon brendan [65/969] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:21:32 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/21/16 01:37:11] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:59 from level 77.
[07/21/16 16:17:25] brendan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:56:42 from level 77.
[07/22/16 08:23:51] PIZZLE [104/151] has come upon brendan [692/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:23 is added to PIZZLE's clock.
[07/23/16 09:15:10] brendan [813/969] has challenged zankore [41/742] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:59:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/23/16 12:42:10] Mjolnir [135/302] has challenged brendan [443/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Mjolnir's clock.
[07/23/16 13:16:28] brendan [825/969] has come upon yasdorian [280/623] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:58:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/23/16 19:19:08] Mirc0p [105/542] has challenged brendan [330/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:03 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[07/24/16 01:11:15] SchrodingersScat, brendan, and Kussie [1476/1985] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Satoshi, and Cypher [654/2348] and won! 0 days, 02:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/16 21:50:50] dclaw123, brendan, dindinx, and Hydrogenum have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/16 07:57:27] PinkiePie, Mjolnir, and brendan [628/1877] have team battled shandor, SirMonkeybox, and nfsnobody [2003/2290] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 12:46:05] brendan [300/969] has come upon Str1ngS [260/566] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:42:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/26/16 06:27:14] SynthesizerPatel, brendan, and woonack [1563/2260] have team battled Adar, GilbertErik, and Scar3cr0w [849/1778] and won! 2 days, 15:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 16:56:49] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:33 from level 77.
[07/26/16 18:13:43] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:20 towards level 77.
[07/27/16 02:44:22] Sairis [111/277] has challenged brendan [502/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Sairis's clock.
[07/27/16 21:33:17] Jim [109/376] has challenged brendan [610/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Jim's clock.
[07/30/16 01:16:13] a1291762 [924/1029] has challenged brendan [243/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:36:21 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[07/30/16 05:55:14] Iri [22/235] has come upon brendan [477/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:05 is added to Iri's clock.
[07/30/16 13:38:00] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:12 towards level 77.
[07/30/16 14:29:00] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:07 towards level 77.
[07/30/16 17:23:30] pfoley, brendan, and AngryParsley [105/2281] have team battled honkybonky, Sixbierehomme, and kier [122/2301] and lost! 2 days, 13:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/16 10:57:53] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:25 towards level 77.
[07/31/16 15:14:09] robochot [277/377] has challenged brendan [806/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to robochot's clock.
[07/31/16 22:35:40] JensRex [183/484] has challenged brendan [606/969] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to JensRex's clock.
[07/31/16 23:18:39] dxrt, brendan, and ryushe [1651/2855] have team battled zankore, stonehammer, and Jim [1161/1561] and won! 2 days, 12:45:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 00:02:47] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:04:24 from level 77.
[08/01/16 02:49:36] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:42 towards level 77.
[08/02/16 14:38:36] Pithlit [114/475] has challenged brendan [827/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[08/04/16 00:48:46] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:19:02 from level 77.
[08/04/16 16:59:34] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:16:26 from level 77.
[08/05/16 14:07:22] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:21 towards level 77.
[08/05/16 20:54:14] dindinx, Reilly, and brendan [287/1688] have team battled Crazycatlady, Milquetoast, and MontyZuma [1355/2433] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/16 04:19:37] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:50 towards level 77.
[08/07/16 06:38:41] honkybonky [268/759] has come upon brendan [918/969] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:53:00 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[08/07/16 22:27:45] kenyon [790/1381] has come upon brendan [360/969] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:25:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/08/16 01:21:51] brendan [424/969] has come upon abra0 [600/814] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:40 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/08/16 02:40:46] brendan [784/969] has challenged BURUT [448/876] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/09/16 03:06:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 05:24:29 toward level 77.
[08/09/16 16:31:14] brendan [751/969] has come upon PiotrekD [357/611] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/10/16 04:00:24] brendan [280/969] has challenged Nofew [761/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/10/16 05:57:17] TauPan, Regnor, and brendan [2156/2210] have team battled MJ94, Heisenberg, and vBm [713/1873] and won! 0 days, 09:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 06:43:33] Bradicus, Doctor, and brendan [1217/2314] have team battled blind, eva42, and SudoKing [2077/2718] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/16 16:22:31] MadMan, oooooooooooooooo, and ChasedSpade [1231/1749] have team battled unicron, mwhahaha, and brendan [1117/2282] and won! 0 days, 23:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 18:32:25] brendan, Babar, and Cenhinen [530/2573] have team battled cirdan, unicron, and sjums_the_great [124/1937] and won! 0 days, 05:36:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 01:08:46] brendan [261/969] has challenged SudoKing [653/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:25:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/11/16 13:00:29] Nofew [760/960] has come upon brendan [473/969] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:57:43 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/12/16 07:52:44] SarahD, kenyon, and Eiam [2000/2627] have team battled Hydrogenum, brendan, and Doctor [2296/2472] and lost! 2 days, 05:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/16 09:49:27] brendan [909/997] has challenged Woona [368/471] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:43:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/12/16 21:38:46] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:42:32 from level 78.
[08/13/16 19:12:24] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:44:49 from level 78.
[08/13/16 23:25:38] abra0, Zoddo, brendan, and sasaniak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/16 10:43:23] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:33:58 from level 78.
[08/14/16 12:51:29] brendan, zokko, and Beavis [978/2581] have team battled Zoddo, PersonalJ, and NoodleCake [427/2205] and won! 1 day, 11:59:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/16 22:39:49] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:17:42 towards level 78.
[08/15/16 15:59:33] brendan, Pithlit, and Schmid [1198/1859] have team battled suterismus, MetaNova, and ryushe [316/2585] and won! 0 days, 23:02:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 17:29:57] brendan, pfoley, and shandor [1127/2355] have team battled Fluttershy, spillere, and AngryParsley [1157/2365] and lost! 0 days, 19:34:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/16 22:45:47] Pithlit, brendan, mordac, and Tenorman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/16 01:42:56] brendan, robflop, and SynthesizerPatel [1816/2458] have team battled zokko, cudaman73, and vrillusions [156/2055] and won! 0 days, 09:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 16:20:13] MJ94, Simie, and Kalinakov [2082/2244] have team battled yasdorian, brendan, and Beavis [1033/2641] and won! 3 days, 11:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 21:36:26] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:31 towards level 78.
[08/19/16 03:03:48] vBm, dindinx, and brendan [1122/1928] have team battled Zaratustra, cjrc, and a1291762 [2566/2894] and lost! 3 days, 15:46:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 07:27:46] brendan [512/997] has challenged Jim [112/376] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:10:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/19/16 07:27:46] brendan has dealt Jim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:54:56 is added to Jim's clock.
[08/19/16 13:30:16] brendan [630/997] has challenged rxcomm [701/786] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:03:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/20/16 20:14:35] brendan stole SirNeo's level 77 tunic while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 72 tunic behind, which SirNeo then takes.
[08/21/16 02:21:48] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:38 towards level 78.
[08/21/16 02:44:14] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:20:16 from level 78.
[08/21/16 08:17:44] Cenhinen [337/630] has challenged brendan [801/1001] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:48:56 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[08/21/16 17:30:31] brendan [313/1001] has come upon Cenhinen [394/630] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:25:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/21/16 19:21:39] tmberg [74/893] has challenged brendan [162/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:34 is added to tmberg's clock.
[08/22/16 15:22:41] brendan [34/1001] has come upon jdb [287/651] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:18:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/23/16 03:32:02] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:45 towards level 78.
[08/23/16 06:46:18] Relayer [261/280] has challenged brendan [91/1008] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:29 is removed from Relayer's clock.
[08/27/16 06:48:48] Merkel [242/310] has challenged brendan [866/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Merkel's clock.
[08/27/16 10:06:24] brendan [670/1008] has come upon Regnor [394/936] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:16:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/16 11:33:26] brendan, iViLe, and Pici [1930/2853] have team battled cirdan, MetaNova, and Scaramanger [175/1482] and won! 1 day, 05:23:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/16 15:24:21] brendan [39/1008] has challenged fangfufu [287/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:56:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/28/16 18:11:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 09:10:04 from level 78.
[08/29/16 01:28:25] allo [311/461] has challenged brendan [795/1008] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:41:31 is added to allo's clock.
[08/29/16 22:36:46] brendan [131/1011] has challenged Firien [658/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:03:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/29/16 22:43:41] Pithlit, MrGlass, and brendan [68/2027] have team battled Agusanz, bigjay, and Agent86 [1200/2141] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:23 is added to their clocks.

[08/31/16 11:39:38] MrGlass, Crazycatlady, and Merkel [1292/1415] have team battled pfoley, brendan, and SlowRiot [1043/2599] and won! 0 days, 05:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 20:35:51] cjrc, Lemelisk, brendan, and stonehammer have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/16 01:29:00] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:49:19 towards level 78.
[09/03/16 18:52:34] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:24:42 towards level 78.
[09/04/16 00:50:09] ville [27/785] has come upon brendan [339/1011] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:39:27 is added to ville's clock.
[09/07/16 11:54:17] brendan [787/1011] has come upon gipyelrah [1048/1097] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:06:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/07/16 14:06:15] brendan [588/1011] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [184/827] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:00:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/16 23:01:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 10 days, 05:34:05 toward level 78.
[09/08/16 09:44:43] Jagon, Darky, and Crazycatlady [1564/1933] have team battled brendan, efn_idle_hobo, and RistoUuranmaki [377/2047] and won! 1 day, 22:33:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/16 02:14:44] brendan [579/1011] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [654/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/11/16 08:30:47] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:18 towards level 78.
[09/12/16 00:58:50] brendan [874/1011] has come upon PriceChild [403/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:21:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/12/16 16:43:51] sjums_the_great [308/445] has challenged brendan [914/1011] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:52:45 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/12/16 20:37:25] gabriel, brendan, and Mjolnir [2217/2539] have team battled roy, NoodleCake, and Realmy [902/1863] and won! 1 day, 01:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/16 02:34:37] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:52 towards level 78.
[09/13/16 03:01:34] brendan [229/1011] has come upon Bkid [203/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:41:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/13/16 06:48:46] brendan [312/1011] has challenged nikoJ [142/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:20:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/15/16 06:11:53] brendan [718/1011] has challenged freeboson [438/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:39:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/16/16 10:05:36] vegadark [248/451] has come upon brendan [782/1011] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:47:18 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/16/16 21:26:01] Diitto [949/963] has challenged brendan [169/1011] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:36:12 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[09/17/16 06:37:59] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:13 towards level 78.
[09/17/16 20:44:03] Mjolnir [55/395] has challenged brendan [482/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Mjolnir's clock.
[09/18/16 06:37:49] brendan [536/1011] has challenged CornFly [343/943] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:42:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/18/16 06:54:48] brendan [370/1011] has come upon Crazycatlady [346/465] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:13:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/19/16 13:35:12] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:02 towards level 78.
[09/19/16 14:00:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 22:04:29 toward level 78.
[09/19/16 16:50:36] brendan [639/1011] has challenged xa [227/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/19/16 17:51:00] Frogging101 [82/497] has challenged brendan [518/1011] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:27:10 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[09/20/16 20:17:05] brendan [678/1011] has come upon Globalirc [543/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/16 01:02:39] brendan [391/1011] has challenged Crazycatlady [86/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/16 12:27:51] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:28 from level 78.
[09/22/16 18:25:59] brendan [104/1011] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [121/827] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/23/16 01:20:21] Herb_Tarlek [315/497] has challenged brendan [568/1011] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:47:32 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/26/16 17:07:51] brendan stole SchrodingersScat's level 74 ring while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 67 ring behind, which SchrodingersScat then takes.
[09/27/16 01:09:30] brendan [705/1017] has challenged tspange [630/774] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:05:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/27/16 03:03:27] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:45:42 towards level 79.
[09/27/16 11:46:55] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:58:37 from level 79.
[09/27/16 14:52:12] brendan [299/1017] has come upon agrajag [611/742] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:50:25 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/28/16 03:08:25] brendan [750/1017] has come upon LordH [736/937] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:35:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/28/16 05:56:11] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:16 towards level 79.
[09/28/16 17:02:45] Gizmokid2005, allo, and brendan [62/2265] have team battled sbp, Zaratustra, and Woona [1890/2333] and lost! 7 days, 08:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/16 07:38:46] mwhahaha, brendan, and vBm [645/2134] have team battled ville, nikoJ, and vegadark [1649/1684] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/16 14:01:15] Jareeta [131/1053] has challenged brendan [346/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:25:00 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[10/02/16 15:42:22] PocketKiller [324/443] has challenged brendan [762/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[10/04/16 03:14:04] brendan [523/1017] has challenged Agent86 [156/579] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:38:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/04/16 05:14:46] brendan [893/1017] has challenged Sir_Lemming [391/566] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:07:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/05/16 05:58:44] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:04:36 towards level 79.
[10/05/16 08:50:54] dclaw123, suterismus, and unicron [653/2744] have team battled freeboson, brendan, and Heisenberg [773/2482] and lost! 1 day, 17:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/16 03:54:25] Killerkid, sjefen6, and brendan [1030/2339] have team battled blizgerg, IdleMaster, and kenyon [54/2416] and won! 3 days, 11:00:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/16 19:12:06] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:57:16 towards level 79.
[10/07/16 20:51:15] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 15:57:19 is added to his clock.
[10/07/16 20:52:15] basepi, brendan, and zid [121/2509] have team battled vegadark, woonack, and Pici [383/1743] and lost! 0 days, 18:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 23:49:39] brendan [38/1017] has come upon IndigoTiger [251/775] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:49:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/08/16 05:52:52] brendan [628/1017] has come upon pants [632/722] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:15:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/09/16 21:21:08] Drevas [182/216] has challenged brendan [743/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Drevas's clock.
[10/10/16 10:02:26] PiotrekD, fattrat, and IndigoTiger [559/2346] have team battled brendan, Relayer, and PinkiePie [1862/2043] and lost! 1 day, 18:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/16 17:05:24] brendan [842/1017] has challenged Firien [513/889] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:51:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/13/16 17:05:24] brendan has dealt Firien a Critical Strike! 6 days, 00:41:59 is added to Firien's clock.
[10/14/16 01:07:53] brendan [762/1017] has challenged IdleBot [1435/1592] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:10:42 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/14/16 10:10:41] robochot [300/416] has challenged brendan [55/1017] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:33 is removed from robochot's clock.
[10/14/16 13:45:47] Pithlit, brendan, and Sixbierehomme [1304/2219] have team battled Crazycatlady, Bkid, and pants [1577/1687] and lost! 1 day, 07:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/16 14:12:02] brendan [32/1017] has challenged Woona [844/848] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:08:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/14/16 16:21:59] yano [224/580] has come upon brendan [467/1017] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:51:18 is added to yano's clock.
[10/15/16 14:20:03] brendan [649/1017] has challenged JensRex [322/420] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:11:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/16/16 09:03:48] brendan [145/1017] has come upon Birdbones [531/972] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:10:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/16/16 21:30:21] brendan [313/1017] has challenged LordH [111/937] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:21:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/23/16 18:10:57] tmberg [321/807] has come upon brendan [928/1017] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:35:08 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/25/16 18:23:06] brendan [23/1017] has come upon zokko [367/693] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:46:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/25/16 20:10:42] brendan [527/1017] has come upon dindinx [182/419] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:14:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/27/16 08:35:59] brendan [203/1017] has challenged Iri [64/354] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:55:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/27/16 16:32:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 10 days, 11:06:28 toward level 79.
[10/27/16 23:53:59] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:49 towards level 79.
[10/28/16 09:11:20] Mylon [14/168] has challenged brendan [696/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Mylon's clock.
[10/28/16 12:46:06] brendan [397/1017] has challenged Tenorman [235/862] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:11:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/28/16 14:17:08] brendan, Realmy, Ttech, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/16 00:44:12] brendan [974/1017] has come upon Cenhinen [538/615] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:47:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/30/16 05:00:10] stonehammer [556/786] has challenged brendan [272/1017] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:47:26 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[10/30/16 19:05:15] brendan [158/1017] has challenged SarahD [209/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:15 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/31/16 16:45:24] IronY [10/113] has come upon brendan [233/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:34 is added to IronY's clock.
[11/02/16 16:30:58] brendan [788/1017] has challenged Iri [271/354] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:31:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/02/16 23:25:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 13:27:05 toward level 79.
[11/04/16 03:43:58] brendan [887/1017] has challenged roy [453/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:54:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/05/16 01:12:32] Tzic [149/812] has come upon brendan [523/1017] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:24 is added to Tzic's clock.
[11/05/16 03:16:59] brycec, simple, and lipek [1272/2583] have team battled darkmage, zankore, and brendan [1837/2664] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 22:14:05] brycec [61/457] has challenged brendan [931/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:18:35 is added to brycec's clock.
[11/14/16 11:19:06] Cameron_D [187/1112] has challenged brendan [696/1017] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:19:41 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/14/16 21:23:00] brendan [882/1017] has challenged Firien [552/904] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:30:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/15/16 21:00:17] brendan [215/1017] has come upon Zye [707/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:34:08 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/16/16 06:00:52] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:00 towards level 79.
[11/16/16 23:37:49] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:31:46 towards level 79.
[11/17/16 22:55:05] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:21 towards level 79.
[11/18/16 02:37:56] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:29:33 from level 79.
[11/20/16 08:51:24] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:08 towards level 79.
[11/20/16 18:21:19] brendan [368/1017] has come upon Killerkid [621/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:47:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/21/16 10:23:48] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:46:53 from level 79.
[11/22/16 00:51:22] brendan [152/1017] has come upon IndigoTiger [210/1025] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:06:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/23/16 00:24:18] brendan [394/1017] has come upon Sundance [157/410] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:50:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/23/16 01:08:29] brendan [16/1017] has come upon RBecker [330/809] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:28:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/23/16 23:41:06] Lios, XenGi, and brendan [483/2811] have team battled Zye, jenksy, and Meta [599/2295] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 03:44:41] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:41:34 towards level 79.
[11/29/16 08:35:07] brendan [659/1021] has challenged tmberg [512/801] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:33:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/29/16 16:13:36] brendan, Lemelisk, MetaNova, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/16 05:21:15] gabriel [864/1137] has come upon brendan [768/1021] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:35:32 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[11/30/16 15:47:33] Toagac [194/730] has challenged brendan [67/1021] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:46:37 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[12/01/16 00:04:52] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:16 towards level 79.
[12/01/16 09:09:27] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:53:24 is added to his clock.
[12/02/16 22:08:58] brendan [241/1021] has challenged idisjunction [215/1065] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:23:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/03/16 00:16:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 21:48:27 from level 79.
[12/03/16 15:18:23] jstg [190/620] has come upon brendan [701/1021] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:28 is added to jstg's clock.
[12/03/16 23:57:24] AbacusAvenger, Plasmastar, and Sailor_Venus [1262/1330] have team battled XJR-9, brendan, and Ironhoof [1543/2568] and lost! 2 days, 01:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/16 02:37:22] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:31 towards level 79.
[12/05/16 17:49:31] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:38 towards level 79.
[12/06/16 17:45:33] brendan [585/1021] has challenged Sixbierehomme [436/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:24:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/08/16 16:21:49] IndigoTiger, astropoint, and brendan [1279/2680] have team battled womblecat, pfoley, and osannatas [167/1227] and won! 0 days, 06:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 09:10:59] brendan [986/1021] has challenged Sixbierehomme [350/724] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:23:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/09/16 22:51:50] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:06 towards level 79.
[12/10/16 19:06:58] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:23 towards level 79.
[12/10/16 19:08:58] sjefen6, brendan, and Merkel [1530/2332] have team battled Gatewayy, Xenthys, and Iri [683/1895] and won! 0 days, 10:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 10:32:39] brendan [625/1021] has come upon Virtual [288/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:47:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/12/16 04:53:31] WallIdl, brendan, and tspange [1208/2771] have team battled Meta, sjums_the_great, and Sailor_Venus [182/1870] and won! 0 days, 00:42:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 07:41:48] brendan [382/1054] has challenged yano [388/556] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/13/16 05:28:48] brendan, mwhahaha, and double [2277/2324] have team battled Satoshi, Andries, and fbenoit [1135/1943] and won! 1 day, 14:48:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/16 02:39:51] brendan [829/1054] has come upon pfoley [401/645] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:17:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/14/16 05:41:06] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 14:47:53 is added to his clock.
[12/15/16 04:48:14] Boohbah, fattrat, and Furry [30/2056] have team battled damyan, Iri, and brendan [360/2396] and lost! 4 days, 23:14:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 11:08:56] Crazycatlady [243/466] has challenged brendan [979/1054] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:57:46 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/15/16 17:23:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 28 days, 14:43:48 toward level 80.
[12/16/16 08:52:51] Babar, aucg, and MJ94 [2765/2775] have team battled rt, brendan, and Majak [1314/2010] and won! 2 days, 02:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 00:16:31] RBecker, Everyman, and blizgerg [1385/2097] have team battled canton7, brendan, and arlen [810/2414] and won! 0 days, 12:11:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 08:30:56] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:04:43 from level 80.
[12/20/16 09:22:23] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:53:31 is added to his clock.
[12/21/16 13:10:45] Relayer, brendan, and LordH [1889/2565] have team battled rt, HeavyPodda, and Majak [1406/2004] and won! 0 days, 02:55:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 17:32:46] Merkel [487/997] has challenged brendan [513/1054] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Merkel's clock.
[12/22/16 05:18:55] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:06:48 towards level 80.
[12/22/16 08:16:30] xxyoloswaggerxx [138/290] has challenged brendan [27/1054] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:06 is removed from xxyoloswaggerxx's clock.
[12/22/16 09:35:24] Realmy, brendan, and benoliver999 [611/2462] have team battled Taffer, petrichor, and theZoMBiE [1234/2073] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/16 16:19:47] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:14:33 towards level 80.
[12/22/16 19:24:18] Mordraan [12/20] has challenged brendan [629/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[12/24/16 10:54:34] aucg, zid, and Beavis [1929/2831] have team battled IndigoTiger, allo, and brendan [2209/2520] and lost! 2 days, 00:16:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/16 21:44:43] brendan [660/1054] has challenged Taffer [135/536] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:39:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/25/16 22:45:06] brendan [729/1054] has challenged pagz [176/365] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:42:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/26/16 08:12:15] IndigoTiger [228/996] has come upon brendan [822/1054] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:39 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/27/16 03:22:29] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:57:23 is added to his clock.
[12/28/16 02:28:42] kline [203/237] has challenged brendan [80/1054] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from kline's clock.
[12/28/16 04:57:31] NeuralMiner [26/477] has come upon brendan [644/1054] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:45 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/29/16 08:28:12] brendan [120/1054] has come upon Birdbones [916/961] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:12:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/31/16 13:34:04] brendan [565/1054] has challenged blizgerg [443/837] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:30:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/02/17 03:13:22] brendan [66/1054] has come upon GilbertErik [10/530] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:15:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/02/17 09:46:31] Beavis [151/1046] has come upon brendan [1007/1054] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:44:54 is added to Beavis's clock.
[01/03/17 18:03:58] brendan [557/1054] has challenged Mordraan [199/372] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:10:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/03/17 18:47:38] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:47:11 from level 80.
[01/03/17 20:06:00] anachronistic42 [57/102] has challenged brendan [848/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to anachronistic42's clock.
[01/03/17 22:47:23] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:22 towards level 80.
[01/04/17 04:07:36] Chuck [562/812] has challenged brendan [603/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:23 is added to Chuck's clock.
[01/06/17 05:10:01] womblecat [188/497] has challenged brendan [605/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/07/17 02:33:34] brendan [915/1054] has challenged Lios [90/786] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:18:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/17 18:14:40] brendan [642/1054] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [248/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:37:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/17 23:06:50] Xenthys [377/665] has come upon brendan [661/1054] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:03:22 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/07/17 23:41:20] brendan [173/1054] has challenged shymega [289/387] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/08/17 03:42:49] brendan [264/1054] has challenged fattrat [131/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/08/17 10:01:41] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:47 towards level 80.
[01/11/17 01:45:09] gabriel, AbacusAvenger, and Commie [1408/1889] have team battled brendan, Nofew, and glook [2046/2609] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 11:45:33] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:46 towards level 80.
[01/12/17 00:47:18] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:40 towards level 80.
[01/13/17 12:49:59] brendan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/17 03:00:03] Cenhinen [446/629] has come upon brendan [434/1062] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:52:03 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[01/14/17 05:37:09] shymega [86/387] has challenged brendan [763/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:48 is added to shymega's clock.
[01/14/17 10:39:04] brendan [1017/1062] has challenged Virtual [482/638] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:33:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/15/17 21:25:46] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:07 towards level 80.
[01/16/17 12:45:23] Nofew [738/1161] has come upon brendan [556/1062] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 12:34:50 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/16/17 16:35:09] MrGlass [612/739] has come upon brendan [185/1062] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 00:03:42 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/17/17 07:54:34] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:02 towards level 80.
[01/17/17 09:57:07] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:50 towards level 80.
[01/17/17 11:43:20] Bkid, brendan, and Heisenberg [2519/2583] have team battled Hydrogenum, sphere_au, and dtype [425/1203] and won! 0 days, 22:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 12:25:34] Eldoreth [319/742] has come upon brendan [251/1062] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:27:55 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[01/17/17 13:08:50] Tzic, nickware, and dodobrain [1619/2255] have team battled irix, brendan, and GilbertErik [1291/2631] and won! 0 days, 00:33:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 23:04:14] qbit, dodobrain, and brendan [490/2322] have team battled archlich, Fattyeater, and brycec [1115/1748] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 23:21:48] unicron [487/757] has come upon brendan [307/1062] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/20/17 10:29:51] Agent86, Firien, and KeboDK [1334/2250] have team battled TauPan, holloway, and brendan [1887/2011] and lost! 1 day, 23:37:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/17 23:13:27] theZoMBiE [504/919] has come upon brendan [861/1062] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:26:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/21/17 02:37:27] Jareeta [6/1104] has challenged brendan [887/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:01 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[01/21/17 08:53:39] brendan, fattrat, and Sundance [2172/2438] have team battled freeboson, kline, and PinkiePie [112/1743] and won! 1 day, 05:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 21:33:44] basepi, fattrat, and SlowRiot [1373/2611] have team battled TauPan, brendan, and dclaw123 [658/2146] and won! 0 days, 17:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 11:58:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:16:32 from level 80.
[01/23/17 18:00:34] Everyman [219/634] has challenged brendan [344/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:26:48 is added to Everyman's clock.
[01/25/17 14:16:40] brendan [753/1062] has challenged theemstra [495/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:33:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/26/17 07:38:36] brendan [463/1062] has challenged SchrodingersScat [280/847] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/26/17 10:16:17] brendan stole RBecker's level 96 tunic while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 84 tunic behind, which RBecker then takes.
[01/26/17 17:32:28] dxrt, Mirc0p, and SudoKing [2108/2121] have team battled Doctor, gipyelrah, and brendan [923/3135] and won! 0 days, 02:08:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/17 20:48:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 25 days, 10:35:12 toward level 81.
[01/27/17 09:02:02] Eldoreth [525/742] has come upon brendan [272/1072] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:23:48 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[01/27/17 18:54:16] awgh [0/1] has challenged brendan [853/1072] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to awgh's clock.
[01/29/17 01:10:43] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:58:07 from level 81.
[01/29/17 13:42:16] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:56:54 from level 81.
[01/29/17 14:04:53] Mateusz, glook, and Str1ngS [1207/1935] have team battled petrichor, Satoshi, and brendan [413/2478] and won! 0 days, 18:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/17 23:53:15] Satoshi [183/783] has come upon brendan [225/1072] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:59:06 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[01/30/17 02:14:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 01:34:00 toward level 81.
[01/31/17 10:37:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 12 days, 21:11:21 toward level 81.
[02/01/17 00:45:00] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:45 towards level 81.
[02/02/17 13:18:38] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:40:33 towards level 81.
[02/02/17 19:39:53] brendan, Mateusz, and borsin [1738/2363] have team battled Milquetoast, Satoshi, and kork [525/2001] and won! 1 day, 03:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/17 14:09:18] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:12 towards level 81.
[02/05/17 14:50:58] brendan, fattrat, Babar, and Jareeta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/17 12:09:33] nfsnobody, Cameron_D, and AngryParsley [2601/3031] have team battled brendan, vox, and sasaniak [1642/2672] and won! 1 day, 21:29:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 08:59:26] brendan, tspange, and PinkiePie [403/2595] have team battled Milquetoast, fwilson, and Adar [446/2023] and lost! 1 day, 12:49:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 18:44:51] brendan stole WallIdl's level 135 amulet while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 111 amulet behind, which WallIdl then takes.
[02/09/17 02:54:09] SlowRiot [195/911] has come upon brendan [411/1094] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:34:33 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[02/12/17 02:26:05] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:57 towards level 81.
[02/13/17 09:15:39] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:54:42 from level 81.
[02/13/17 20:13:58] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:32:55 is added to his clock.
[02/14/17 09:33:30] brendan [90/1094] has come upon Ttech [611/1483] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:04:13 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/16/17 15:53:12] brendan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:07:57 from level 81.
[02/16/17 23:43:25] IdleMaster [446/517] has challenged brendan [1078/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:19 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/17/17 05:45:20] Heisenberg [116/854] has challenged brendan [919/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:20:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/18/17 01:31:29] brendan, kline, and PiotrekD [2009/2168] have team battled everbrew, KeboDK, and Chuck [940/2447] and won! 0 days, 13:34:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 04:29:46] brendan [817/1094] has come upon Globalirc [514/641] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:58:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/18/17 05:41:26] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:08 towards level 81.
[02/18/17 14:38:33] Fattyeater [65/465] has challenged brendan [730/1094] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[02/20/17 04:09:01] brendan [487/1094] has challenged nickware [53/547] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:04:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/21/17 01:01:37] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:00:36 towards level 81.
[02/21/17 03:37:48] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:06:49 towards level 81.
[02/21/17 07:09:28] Eldoreth, Nofew, and brendan [1730/2972] have team battled Firien, Zaratustra, and petrichor [2151/2339] and lost! 2 days, 16:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 21:52:47] RBecker [761/807] has come upon brendan [361/1094] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:58:51 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[02/22/17 21:22:37] darkmage, max, and brendan [211/2786] have team battled Realmy, blind, and vox [2913/3072] and lost! 3 days, 02:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/17 04:41:34] Boohbah [255/774] has come upon brendan [411/1094] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:22:05 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[02/23/17 15:28:14] brendan sharpened the edge of his weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/17 16:32:46] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:25:00 from level 81.
[02/23/17 17:46:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 20 days, 01:56:32 toward level 81.
[02/24/17 14:33:52] brendan [3/1122] has come upon AngryParsley [48/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:36:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/25/17 02:52:14] GilbertErik, vrillusions, and simple [114/2413] have team battled SirMonkeybox, darkmage, and brendan [2642/2992] and lost! 1 day, 20:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/17 10:41:04] basicMiracle [77/260] has challenged brendan [490/1122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[02/26/17 02:50:42] brendan [1106/1122] has come upon Adar [418/554] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:58:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/26/17 10:24:58] zankore, pants, and zid [1621/2359] have team battled brendan, godog, and Agent86 [1263/2392] and won! 1 day, 06:26:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/17 17:06:43] brendan [112/1122] has come upon sphere_au [297/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:28:23 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/27/17 13:29:03] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:35 towards level 81.
[02/28/17 00:33:43] brendan [170/1122] has come upon Xenthys [462/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:24:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/01/17 19:07:35] brendan [125/1122] has come upon SirMonkeybox [619/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:44:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/02/17 05:32:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 05:02:35 toward level 81.
[03/03/17 07:32:05] FakeWizard [445/716] has come upon brendan [675/1122] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:53:46 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/03/17 09:34:36] brendan [123/1122] has challenged Mithkabob [353/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:18 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/03/17 13:35:55] Crazycatlady [370/541] has challenged brendan [84/1122] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:10:03 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/04/17 09:18:44] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:12:31 is added to his clock.
[03/05/17 04:38:28] Pici, robox, and khmerboy [1566/2106] have team battled shymega, borsin, and brendan [475/2087] and won! 0 days, 00:43:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 05:48:07] brendan [188/1122] has challenged kensington [531/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/14/17 04:02:41] kensington [191/626] has challenged brendan [892/1122] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:33:08 is added to kensington's clock.
[03/15/17 07:42:45] petrichor [419/669] has challenged brendan [957/1122] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to petrichor's clock.
[03/16/17 01:27:06] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:57:02 from level 81.
[03/17/17 03:08:05] SN4T14 [325/743] has come upon brendan [103/1122] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:13:29 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[03/17/17 16:09:13] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:05:14 is added to his clock.
[03/19/17 09:47:08] brendan [1047/1122] has challenged Furry [65/641] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:33:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/19/17 22:12:41] brendan stole kenyon's level 599 weapon while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 342 weapon behind, which kenyon then takes.
[03/20/17 02:20:42] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:26 towards level 81.
[03/20/17 16:01:55] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:52:09 from level 81.
[04/05/17 12:06:24] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:37 towards level 81.
[04/05/17 15:02:48] idlerpgww, freeboson, and vegadark [597/1737] have team battled brendan, Agent86, and hannesenator [109/2873] and won! 0 days, 09:30:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 05:47:36] dtype [551/707] has challenged brendan [833/1353] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:41:43 is added to dtype's clock.
[04/06/17 12:24:56] damyan, shandor, and brendan [2051/2988] have team battled petrichor, dindinx, and Xenthys [830/1759] and won! 3 days, 14:39:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 20:07:37] dodobrain [371/889] has come upon brendan [687/1353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:33 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[04/07/17 09:56:36] brendan [75/1353] has challenged AbacusAvenger [167/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/07/17 13:35:39] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:25 towards level 81.
[04/08/17 14:05:54] brendan [39/1353] has challenged pfoley [264/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:10:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/09/17 00:55:02] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:19 towards level 81.
[04/10/17 02:32:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 6 days, 02:13:13 toward level 81.
[04/12/17 12:19:22] Firien [24/808] has come upon brendan [1215/1353] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:28:14 is added to Firien's clock.
[04/12/17 17:23:59] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:45:58 from level 81.
[04/14/17 18:09:48] dxrt, brendan, and DrOfBaconNomics [2226/3336] have team battled Syloq, IdleMaster, and awgh [776/1279] and won! 0 days, 13:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 19:06:36] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:30:09 is added to his clock.
[04/15/17 19:38:23] PinkiePie [155/684] has come upon brendan [110/1353] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 23:18:00 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[04/16/17 01:05:33] pfoley [525/643] has challenged brendan [191/1353] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:33:06 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[04/16/17 16:43:48] brendan [1138/1353] has come upon Hodor [150/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:35:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/17/17 17:48:15] brendan misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:44:15 from level 81.
[04/17/17 19:08:56] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:04 towards level 81.
[04/18/17 03:23:05] idlerpgww [243/502] has challenged brendan [568/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[04/18/17 14:07:04] Euronur [406/683] has come upon brendan [978/1353] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:58:35 is added to Euronur's clock.
[04/18/17 16:16:48] Avocet [294/382] has come upon brendan [479/1353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:12:42 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/20/17 10:32:39] sjefen6, RBecker, and brendan [2424/2533] have team battled osannatas, elf, and JuanMaestro [1110/2074] and won! 1 day, 09:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 05:30:41] brendan, Killerkid, Sixbierehomme, and Mrs.BigHead have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/17 19:53:27] brendan [1010/1353] has come upon PersonalJ [581/807] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/22/17 13:39:24] brendan [977/1353] has come upon bootdisk [524/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/23/17 14:40:12] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:13 from level 81.
[04/24/17 01:09:49] droogie, D.Va, and dxrt [1750/2172] have team battled fattrat, double, and brendan [1505/3330] and won! 0 days, 00:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 02:59:57] brendan [1322/1353] has challenged CornFly [376/943] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/24/17 18:09:56] Heisenberg [151/843] has come upon brendan [1291/1353] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:31:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/25/17 04:19:08] vox [813/1058] has come upon brendan [151/1353] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:01:55 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/25/17 08:38:52] Fluttershy [759/882] has come upon brendan [449/1353] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:39:19 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[04/25/17 16:59:20] Sailor_Venus [5/703] has come upon brendan [515/1353] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:13:48 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[04/25/17 17:03:55] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:02:15 towards level 82.
[04/25/17 21:05:34] Mirc0p [72/538] has come upon brendan [512/1353] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 19:42:43 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[04/27/17 12:02:43] Beavis [984/1071] has challenged brendan [737/1353] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:14:04 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[04/27/17 16:16:30] brendan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:29:08 from level 82.
[04/28/17 21:24:00] exotime [69/216] has challenged brendan [48/1353] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from exotime's clock.
[04/29/17 15:07:29] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:42:53 towards level 82.
[04/29/17 21:19:47] brendan [636/1353] has come upon exotime [98/226] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:35:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/29/17 23:27:51] Avocet [406/539] has challenged brendan [755/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/30/17 00:40:29] droogie [571/791] has come upon brendan [416/1353] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:19:19 is removed from droogie's clock.
[04/30/17 13:30:07] D.Va [336/427] has challenged brendan [618/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:21 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/01/17 05:36:04] brendan [644/1353] has challenged kier [79/884] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:36:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/02/17 08:48:42] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:36:04 towards level 82.
[05/03/17 05:44:17] brendan, Zye, Andries, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/04/17 14:31:05] sjefen6 [362/416] has come upon brendan [837/1353] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:41:16 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/05/17 05:11:49] brendan, vox, and Misza [1958/3343] have team battled unicron, Hydrogenum, and AncalagonThBlack [1416/1670] and won! 1 day, 16:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 18:33:41] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:11:22 towards level 82.
[05/05/17 22:03:38] Lim [31/343] has challenged brendan [495/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Lim's clock.
[05/06/17 18:42:22] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:34 towards level 82.
[05/09/17 03:27:23] brendan, GilbertErik, and TauPan [1790/2308] have team battled MrGlass, idisjunction, and HeavyPodda [969/2646] and won! 2 days, 12:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 08:50:10] brendan [252/1353] has challenged allo [277/477] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:52:19 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/09/17 23:08:54] Brady, Jareeta, and glook [866/1871] have team battled cirdan, brendan, and JuanMaestro [1908/2812] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/17 12:00:12] brendan [1177/1353] has challenged arlen [676/895] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:47:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/10/17 14:16:27] KingQuackers [31/212] has challenged brendan [128/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[05/10/17 19:00:31] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:56:54 from level 82.
[05/11/17 19:38:00] cirdan [807/854] has come upon brendan [100/1353] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:20:41 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/13/17 21:01:42] brendan [834/1353] has come upon rxcomm [165/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:41:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/14/17 10:27:12] brendan, tspange, and AngryParsley [2231/3110] have team battled PinkiePie, canton7, and Nofew [1554/2593] and won! 0 days, 07:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 13:36:41] Lemelisk, brendan, and glook [2570/2821] have team battled soltys, ncarl747, and irix [720/2307] and won! 0 days, 02:47:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 15:59:01] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:11 towards level 82.
[05/16/17 00:33:42] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:38 towards level 82.
[05/16/17 15:36:56] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:19 towards level 82.
[05/16/17 22:11:23] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:22 towards level 82.
[05/16/17 22:17:42] Grums, MadHatter, and elbie [75/1777] have team battled arlen, idisjunction, and brendan [235/3327] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 02:47:38] Bradicus [190/636] has challenged brendan [122/1353] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:56:06 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[05/18/17 00:13:57] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:45 towards level 82.
[05/19/17 21:57:42] brendan [30/1353] has come upon Taffer [319/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:08:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/20/17 23:07:25] m0shbear, brendan, and RedW [60/2963] have team battled Andries, Everyman, and neurospex [1554/2602] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 12:04:23] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:41:27 is added to his clock.
[05/21/17 13:11:25] kork [149/277] has challenged brendan [178/1353] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:30:10 is added to kork's clock.
[05/22/17 06:29:04] Satoshi [50/765] has come upon brendan [747/1353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:29:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/22/17 12:16:28] brendan [694/1353] has challenged Firien [585/808] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/22/17 23:28:00] brendan [351/1353] has come upon zid [0/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/23/17 13:09:48] brendan [1309/1353] has challenged Cypher [143/1018] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:16:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/23/17 20:23:33] brendan [1283/1353] has challenged Avocet [283/576] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:44:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/23/17 20:23:33] brendan has dealt Avocet a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:05:49 is added to Avocet's clock.
[05/24/17 11:26:48] Woona [118/888] has challenged brendan [527/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:01 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/25/17 00:24:51] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:06:17 from level 83.
[05/25/17 14:39:34] brendan [1276/1353] has come upon idisjunction [237/1079] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:06:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/28/17 00:38:17] theZoMBiE, KingQuackers, and brendan [604/2687] have team battled everbrew, SynthesizerPatel, and Sixbierehomme [865/2473] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 03:07:28] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:22:06 towards level 83.
[05/29/17 12:53:34] brendan [266/1353] has challenged Asara [293/1147] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:33:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/29/17 15:09:39] brendan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:58:07 from level 83.
[06/01/17 10:15:33] Mateusz [42/835] has come upon brendan [827/1353] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:17:57 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[06/01/17 14:23:24] irix [154/1036] has challenged brendan [549/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:05:43 is added to irix's clock.
[06/01/17 16:23:49] MrGlass [631/793] has challenged brendan [1105/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:53:07 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/02/17 00:25:25] brendan [1182/1353] has challenged Iri [443/453] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:03:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/02/17 08:16:16] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:04:40 is added to his clock.
[06/02/17 13:22:49] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:18 towards level 83.
[06/03/17 00:20:50] arlen, Satoshi, and brendan [705/3036] have team battled kensington, JuanMaestro, and ohnx [2032/2308] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/17 07:20:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 12 days, 16:52:25 toward level 83.
[06/04/17 20:08:47] dan [139/342] has challenged brendan [1112/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to dan's clock.
[06/06/17 21:28:27] imr [2/8] has challenged brendan [846/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to imr's clock.
[06/07/17 06:28:24] brendan [199/1353] has come upon RedW [123/947] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:36:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/12/17 17:46:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 14 days, 02:53:13 toward level 83.
[06/13/17 00:52:14] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:27 towards level 83.
[06/13/17 22:30:22] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:39:01 is added to his clock.
[06/15/17 03:14:46] Ttech [1261/1478] has challenged brendan [1071/1353] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:12:58 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/16/17 06:18:58] brendan [552/1353] has challenged Nofew [358/1131] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:04:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/17 06:17:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 21:19:56 toward level 83.
[06/18/17 17:21:51] brendan [659/1353] has come upon kork [117/277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/21/17 11:57:48] PiotrekD, brendan, and pfoley [196/2689] have team battled uhmmm, unicron, and Brady [344/1904] and lost! 1 day, 14:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 22:48:30] brendan [45/1353] has come upon qbit [397/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:18:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/24/17 06:18:26] brendan, cirdan, and idlerpgww [755/2723] have team battled alexj, m0shbear, and Hydrogenum [1218/1638] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 12:24:24] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:59 towards level 83.
[06/24/17 14:03:08] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:45 towards level 83.
[06/25/17 22:20:42] kinopu [492/558] has challenged brendan [1056/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to kinopu's clock.
[06/26/17 03:08:36] brendan, PiotrekD, and stvc [456/2432] have team battled Atan, bootdisk, and neurospex [1196/2392] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/17 08:54:56] brycec, ToHellWithGA, and JensRex [2018/2042] have team battled kork, Cypher, and brendan [2490/2647] and lost! 0 days, 12:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 03:25:15] brendan [718/1353] has challenged ToHellWithGA [276/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:13:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/28/17 05:41:03] Xenthys, AncalagonThBlack, and wulk [928/1613] have team battled Misza, Gatewayy, and brendan [2465/3075] and lost! 0 days, 06:14:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 06:23:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 12:41:01 toward level 83.
[06/29/17 11:13:04] brendan [1145/1353] has challenged NoodleCake [794/833] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:51:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/30/17 17:24:02] mordac, brendan, and dindinx [2494/2778] have team battled bigjay, uhmmm, and Mirc0p [1244/2261] and won! 2 days, 00:33:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/17 06:12:20] brendan [1029/1353] has challenged idlerpgww [100/508] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:56:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/10/17 23:15:08] Zye [111/794] has challenged brendan [814/1353] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:39:16 is added to Zye's clock.
[07/11/17 17:18:07] brendan [647/1353] has challenged Torgeir [248/360] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:29:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/11/17 23:02:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 32 days, 17:52:08 toward level 84.
[07/14/17 15:25:11] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:43:19 from level 84.
[07/14/17 21:38:44] brendan [277/1353] has challenged nickware [557/559] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:52:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/14/17 23:36:25] Chuck [525/872] has challenged brendan [1029/1353] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/15/17 12:03:01] csssuf [176/378] has challenged brendan [1147/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/15/17 13:41:22] Bradicus [308/643] has challenged brendan [304/1353] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:12:03 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[07/16/17 13:43:02] brendan [666/1353] has come upon dodobrain [48/851] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:38:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/17/17 04:57:49] brendan [751/1353] has come upon shymega [194/554] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:00:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/18/17 07:38:50] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:11:24 is added to his clock.
[07/18/17 10:53:06] brendan [666/1353] has challenged Torgeir [82/368] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:24:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/18/17 15:07:14] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:39 towards level 84.
[07/19/17 04:28:36] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:57 towards level 84.
[07/19/17 05:56:13] brendan [844/1353] has challenged m0shbear [321/657] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:21:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/19/17 19:53:36] loomysh [36/97] has challenged brendan [492/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to loomysh's clock.
[07/20/17 18:56:03] brendan [734/1353] has come upon MJ94 [229/909] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:01:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/21/17 15:00:03] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:11 towards level 84.
[07/22/17 20:15:27] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:12 towards level 84.
[07/23/17 03:27:22] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:18 towards level 84.
[07/23/17 08:21:47] brendan [729/1353] has come upon Hydrogenum [298/426] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:47:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/23/17 09:13:17] valdur55 [161/279] has challenged brendan [698/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to valdur55's clock.
[07/23/17 13:54:31] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:10 towards level 84.
[07/23/17 19:14:02] brendan [558/1353] has challenged jstg [118/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:02:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/23/17 19:15:50] Nistur [37/266] has challenged brendan [267/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/24/17 14:34:06] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:53 from level 84.
[07/25/17 14:55:28] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:55:39 is added to his clock.
[07/25/17 15:10:49] brendan, Nistur, and Nofew [1831/2782] have team battled osannatas, os-5185, and Psilocybe [848/1775] and won! 0 days, 04:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 06:42:56] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:51 towards level 84.
[07/26/17 08:24:19] IndigoTiger [718/1012] has challenged brendan [938/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:32 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[07/26/17 11:38:31] brendan [723/1353] has come upon godog [403/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:27:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/26/17 12:45:41] brendan [288/1353] has come upon Torgeir [22/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/27/17 19:32:06] brendan [961/1353] has challenged Torgeir [279/400] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:31:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/28/17 08:32:37] hannesenator [431/1168] has challenged brendan [995/1353] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:55:36 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[07/29/17 17:07:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 20:17:01 from level 85.
[07/30/17 13:10:44] binary1985 [1/28] has challenged brendan [149/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to binary1985's clock.
[07/30/17 15:54:25] ruan, dwfreed, and loomysh [390/1360] have team battled brendan, tmberg, and bender [2372/2591] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 16:45:51] brendan [68/1353] has challenged Xenthys [179/555] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:08:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/01/17 09:43:44] brendan [134/1353] has come upon darkmage [756/972] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:54:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/01/17 23:06:34] brendan [1227/1353] has come upon gollum [74/420] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 05:42:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/02/17 19:54:40] Skyie [257/631] has challenged brendan [1274/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:24:29 is added to Skyie's clock.
[08/08/17 07:20:26] brendan, Skyie, and djm [699/2396] have team battled J, Majak, and xit [384/1453] and won! 0 days, 11:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 16:27:58] brendan [897/1353] has come upon zid [865/879] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 05:05:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/08/17 20:43:23] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:17:08 towards level 85.
[08/10/17 06:01:41] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:45:30 from level 85.
[08/10/17 20:27:08] brendan [1246/1353] has come upon Satoshi [647/763] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 12:21:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/11/17 22:34:34] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:34:33 from level 85.
[08/12/17 10:07:33] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:19:16 towards level 85.
[08/12/17 23:36:29] brendan [565/1353] has challenged Xenthys [191/555] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:26:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/13/17 02:48:43] LordH, zid, and Cypher [332/2944] have team battled brendan, yano, and borsin [1828/2517] and lost! 3 days, 23:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 17:57:06] brendan [421/1353] has come upon AbacusAvenger [569/869] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:34:56 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/14/17 06:32:47] allo, grooverider, and brendan [922/2986] have team battled irix, Crazycatlady, and XenGi [1011/2629] and lost! 3 days, 06:34:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 07:42:02] brendan [894/1353] has challenged elbie [441/812] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:20:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/18/17 06:06:37] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 09:30:21 is added to his clock.
[08/18/17 17:04:43] brendan [847/1353] has challenged Mars [39/407] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:26:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/19/17 13:48:50] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:13:46 towards level 85.
[08/22/17 14:14:42] TauPan, brendan, and damyan [987/2451] have team battled himuraken, vrillusions, and HeavyPodda [2295/3053] and lost! 2 days, 11:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 12:32:15] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:08 towards level 85.
[08/24/17 14:28:16] dodobrain [828/842] has challenged brendan [1148/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:53:58 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[08/24/17 22:17:19] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:56 towards level 85.
[08/25/17 20:40:46] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:46:54 from level 85.
[08/26/17 06:21:31] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:54:15 from level 85.
[08/28/17 07:51:43] Meta, ville, and AncalagonThBlack [3/2149] have team battled Xenthys, popey, and brendan [1824/2273] and lost! 0 days, 18:56:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/17 11:02:19] ncarl747 [717/836] has challenged brendan [1149/1353] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[08/29/17 01:17:23] Sticky [314/364] has challenged brendan [111/1353] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from Sticky's clock.
[08/30/17 00:33:55] AncalagonThBlack, kensington, and sasaniak [1575/2098] have team battled brendan, IndigoTiger, and James-T-Kirk [1950/2606] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 01:47:17] noother [26/314] has challenged brendan [578/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to noother's clock.
[08/31/17 00:02:58] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:33:33 towards level 85.
[08/31/17 04:59:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 9 days, 03:18:25 toward level 85.
[08/31/17 05:49:48] Syloq [178/471] has challenged brendan [84/1353] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:16:36 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[09/01/17 12:55:53] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:53 towards level 85.
[09/01/17 13:19:54] brendan [1285/1353] has come upon Crazycatlady [505/654] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:51:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/01/17 14:48:11] brendan [968/1353] has come upon m0shbear [333/770] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:36:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/01/17 15:55:18] brendan [405/1353] has challenged Boohbah [263/733] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:48:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/01/17 20:16:22] dclaw123 [952/980] has challenged brendan [243/1353] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:09:25 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[09/02/17 10:08:16] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:25:37 is added to his clock.
[09/02/17 11:19:50] Birdbones, bigjay, and brendan [339/3441] have team battled Realmy, Tenorman, and xit [1545/2354] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/17 16:32:06] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:12 towards level 85.
[09/03/17 03:46:07] jamesl [267/355] has challenged brendan [1181/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to jamesl's clock.
[09/04/17 18:45:46] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:16:36 towards level 85.
[09/05/17 05:39:08] brendan [1334/1365] has come upon Crazycatlady [393/658] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:20:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/17 17:36:54] Cameron_D [663/1419] has challenged brendan [187/1365] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:52:00 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[09/08/17 04:37:16] challene [116/278] has challenged brendan [1116/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to challene's clock.
[09/09/17 22:51:54] brendan [1045/1365] has come upon Adar [193/539] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:01:42 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/10/17 03:01:45] sunri5e, brendan, and kenyon [578/2388] have team battled yano, valdur55, and blizgerg [2216/2446] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 05:28:56] holloway, brendan, and Chuck [852/2979] have team battled fattrat, LegendaryQ, and qbit [931/2433] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 05:54:48] brendan [268/1365] has challenged suterismus [1063/1264] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:51:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/12/17 20:52:13] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:45:43 from level 85.
[09/13/17 04:54:10] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:50 towards level 85.
[09/13/17 08:59:22] brendan [497/1365] has challenged SirMonkeybox [836/922] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:11:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/15/17 05:06:39] Milquetoast [398/953] has challenged brendan [1042/1365] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:08:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/16/17 17:31:35] DalaiLamer [346/396] has challenged brendan [454/1365] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:55 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[09/16/17 22:25:48] brendan [892/1365] has come upon Zye [546/794] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:55:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/18/17 20:31:49] brendan [9/1365] has come upon sjefen6 [146/419] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:30:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/24/17 22:47:20] JuanMaestro, Vroomfondel, and brendan [855/2346] have team battled DalaiLamer, Ttech, and pfoley [588/2570] and won! 0 days, 21:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/17 01:08:53] brendan sharpened the edge of his weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/17 16:55:23] Darky, brendan, and IndigoTiger [2108/3406] have team battled yasdorian, crysys, and tycoon177 [680/1108] and won! 0 days, 14:42:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/17 23:01:21] brendan [346/1418] has come upon blizgerg [705/1089] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:05:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/01/17 01:42:08] brendan [241/1418] has come upon Sundance [8/650] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:26:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/17 07:34:19] brendan [1120/1418] has challenged Taffer [172/624] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:26:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/17 10:35:10] Avocet [203/779] has challenged brendan [897/1418] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:03:09 is added to Avocet's clock.
[10/01/17 14:36:17] Chuck [483/867] has challenged brendan [309/1418] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:36:57 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[10/01/17 14:48:21] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:33 towards level 85.
[10/02/17 15:58:41] brendan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:24:29 from level 85.
[10/02/17 20:01:37] brendan [1203/1418] has come upon sigmg [15/550] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:39:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/02/17 23:31:51] brendan [502/1418] has come upon brycec [141/781] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:17:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/03/17 14:42:00] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:41:21 towards level 85.
[10/04/17 00:32:51] brendan [1048/1418] has come upon shandor [352/557] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:16:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/04/17 20:51:36] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:16 from level 85.
[10/05/17 10:54:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 07:32:17 toward level 85.
[10/05/17 23:04:38] brendan [913/1418] has challenged XJR-9 [511/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:44:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/06/17 06:46:57] brendan [956/1418] has come upon neurospex [59/1105] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:45:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/07/17 14:36:04] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:05 towards level 85.
[10/07/17 15:41:16] brendan [344/1418] has come upon sasaniak [236/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:28:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/07/17 15:41:16] brendan has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:51:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/17 16:25:46] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:45 towards level 85.
[10/09/17 01:54:35] brendan [588/1418] has come upon Tenorman [79/1032] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:23:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/14/17 12:06:16] brendan [891/1418] has come upon kensington [107/903] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:44:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/14/17 14:34:40] xayto [209/248] has challenged brendan [390/1418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to xayto's clock.
[10/15/17 22:16:05] Brady [418/564] has challenged brendan [1283/1418] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to Brady's clock.
[10/16/17 02:23:16] Misza [976/1073] has challenged brendan [1003/1418] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:40:45 is added to Misza's clock.
[10/16/17 13:07:37] brendan [1320/1418] has come upon Asara [1104/1214] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:09:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/17/17 02:31:06] brendan [125/1418] has challenged sbp [234/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/17/17 10:33:38] brendan [341/1418] has challenged crysys [369/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/18/17 00:01:45] Bob [82/123] has challenged brendan [1143/1418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:53 is added to Bob's clock.
[10/19/17 10:33:00] kensington [172/903] has challenged brendan [147/1418] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:14:17 is removed from kensington's clock.
[10/20/17 15:31:29] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:16 from level 85.
[10/20/17 22:13:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 16:50:37 toward level 85.
[10/21/17 00:14:53] brendan [786/1418] has come upon exa [9/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:42 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/21/17 20:50:24] brendan stole Bkid's level 66 helm while they were sleeping! brendan leaves his old level 53 helm behind, which Bkid then takes.
[10/22/17 22:59:05] brendan, xa, and Zye [1857/2834] have team battled Globalirc, Majak, and Atan [1062/1808] and won! 0 days, 23:24:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/17 09:25:13] hannesenator, x0, and Milquetoast [403/2463] have team battled brendan, tycoon177, and osannatas [1113/2589] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/17 20:01:16] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:10 towards level 85.
[10/25/17 13:00:46] bl4ckscor3 [373/545] has come upon brendan [422/1430] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:40:29 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[10/25/17 14:51:36] basepi, Birdbones, and Boohbah [955/2639] have team battled kork, brendan, and SirMonkeybox [315/2635] and won! 2 days, 22:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 17:13:58] brendan [1168/1430] has challenged djm [75/502] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:41:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/26/17 18:50:45] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:20:38 from level 86.
[10/26/17 23:16:55] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:59:50 from level 86.
[10/29/17 04:08:48] brendan [328/1430] has come upon Nistur [312/364] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:24:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/29/17 16:30:02] brendan [1000/1430] has come upon Agent86 [273/588] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:28:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/31/17 03:45:05] Dork_Knight [205/474] has challenged brendan [1220/1430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:37 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/01/17 10:05:50] brendan [1375/1430] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [48/671] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:21:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/02/17 13:12:35] brendan [577/1430] has come upon Atan [543/621] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:16:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/04/17 04:04:51] brendan [395/1430] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [364/380] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:40:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/04/17 04:04:51] brendan has dealt Silvanus_Betrium a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:44:22 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/04/17 17:58:00] brendan [320/1430] has come upon SpikeX [365/505] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:28:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/05/17 02:06:12] Doctor, brendan, and ToHellWithGA [500/2864] have team battled Milquetoast, Crazycatlady, and sbp [1832/2208] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/17 05:02:03] coco [65/346] has challenged brendan [1402/1430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to coco's clock.
[11/08/17 08:00:45] brendan [1069/1430] has come upon Agent86 [170/592] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:14:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/08/17 16:36:07] brendan [1156/1430] has challenged xa [551/598] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:41:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/08/17 22:01:50] brendan [738/1430] has come upon qbit [82/777] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:43:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/09/17 16:07:18] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:01:45 is added to his clock.
[11/09/17 23:11:24] brendan [471/1430] has come upon V`ger [155/457] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:39:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/11/17 02:17:14] brendan [412/1430] has come upon Sixbierehomme [636/654] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:47:05 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/11/17 08:22:27] brendan [1322/1430] has come upon droogie [300/830] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:08:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/12/17 15:02:47] brendan [223/1430] has come upon prime [273/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:45:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/12/17 17:39:13] brendan [592/1430] has come upon canton7 [556/815] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:02:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/13/17 08:54:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 6 days, 08:27:32 toward level 86.
[11/14/17 17:05:04] exa, codedeeply, and brendan [35/3020] have team battled suterismus, coco, and woonack [1690/2145] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/17 20:33:26] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:21:11 from level 86.
[11/15/17 09:41:09] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:23 towards level 86.
[11/15/17 17:44:49] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:33 towards level 86.
[11/16/17 11:45:06] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:56:21 towards level 86.
[11/18/17 09:56:35] brendan [979/1430] has come upon Birdbones [359/945] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:40:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/18/17 23:13:56] brendan [55/1430] has come upon charitwo [460/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:20:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/19/17 20:05:24] brendan [345/1430] has challenged yano [85/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:46:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/20/17 02:19:28] Flonk [99/142] has challenged brendan [611/1430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:21 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/21/17 01:15:16] ohnx [133/976] has challenged brendan [584/1430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:44 is added to ohnx's clock.
[11/21/17 19:21:18] WallIdl [334/929] has challenged brendan [689/1430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:40:48 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[11/22/17 00:18:50] brendan [819/1430] has come upon megaprogman [80/404] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:53:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/23/17 15:17:53] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:43:13 is added to his clock.
[11/23/17 21:03:02] cosmicsound, dodobrain, and Luamil [1602/1650] have team battled simple, Mateusz, and brendan [2055/3231] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/17 00:14:27] brendan fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! brendan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/17 01:40:19] Bradicus [479/672] has challenged brendan [432/1416] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:22:50 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[11/24/17 03:41:00] brendan [483/1416] has challenged vox [1025/1222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:04 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/25/17 03:15:16] brendan, sjefen6, and gildarts [780/2196] have team battled neurospex, Vroomfondel, and shandor [1876/2320] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 16:16:00] glorgamitch, brendan, and zid [2230/2960] have team battled valdur55, sasaniak, and HeavyPodda [266/2415] and won! 1 day, 09:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 10:35:48] brendan [1260/1416] has come upon exa [340/845] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:11:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/29/17 12:45:18] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:13 towards level 86.
[11/29/17 15:21:00] brendan, PinkiePie, and Killerkid [1365/2959] have team battled Jandre, soltys, and himuraken [703/1711] and won! 1 day, 06:46:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 15:26:08] brendan [423/1416] has challenged Fluttershy [556/1060] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/01/17 13:23:58] brendan [23/1416] has come upon nickware [190/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:14:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/01/17 18:25:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 15:05:58 toward level 86.
[12/03/17 17:49:47] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:32 from level 86.
[12/03/17 18:08:45] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:48:58 is added to his clock.
[12/04/17 07:06:22] ThePhoenix47 [181/221] has challenged brendan [573/1416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/04/17 07:16:58] brendan [442/1416] has come upon JensRex [969/1113] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:07:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/05/17 06:36:14] brendan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:35 towards level 86.
[12/05/17 17:53:13] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:15:10 is added to his clock.
[12/06/17 06:14:31] brendan, ohnx, and shandor [128/3017] have team battled elbie, Zoddo, and yano [228/2350] and lost! 0 days, 20:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 17:37:51] brendan [1391/1416] has come upon D.Va [299/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:51:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/07/17 03:04:19] brendan [1214/1416] has come upon idisjunction [722/920] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:50:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/10/17 09:07:10] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:05:34 is added to his clock.
[12/10/17 20:51:25] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:12:03 towards level 86.
[12/11/17 02:51:42] Gatewayy, elbie, and pfoley [491/2170] have team battled brendan, sasaniak, and sjefen6 [1535/2495] and lost! 0 days, 23:06:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 20:55:13] os-5185, SirMonkeybox, and dax [2255/2415] have team battled brendan, Eiam, and ohnx [345/3131] and won! 0 days, 08:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 10:27:39] damyan, nickware, and Zoddo [2160/2475] have team battled brendan, yano, and PiotrekD [1084/2767] and won! 3 days, 02:16:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 13:25:42] brendan [325/1416] has challenged sunri5e [123/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:27:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/13/17 14:42:42] koyaan [6/7] has challenged brendan [499/1416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to koyaan's clock.
[12/13/17 16:26:47] brendan [929/1416] has challenged PiotrekD [58/673] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:18:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/14/17 04:31:05] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:29 towards level 86.
[12/16/17 04:46:30] brendan, vegadark, and AbrahamLinksys [1628/2357] have team battled holloway, glorgamitch, and Doctor [1214/2421] and won! 1 day, 22:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 11:04:00] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:11 towards level 86.
[12/16/17 23:01:33] Nistur, prime, and Yuhno [27/1227] have team battled Zoddo, brendan, and abra0 [954/3481] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 09:20:24] brendan is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:52:04 is added to his clock.
[12/17/17 23:55:23] m [272/431] has challenged brendan [23/1424] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:24 is removed from m's clock.
[12/18/17 07:12:51] SlowRiot, Khorne, Birdbones, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 12:35:47] brendan [921/1424] has come upon qbit [288/777] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/30/17 22:25:08] brendan [1235/1424] has challenged soltys [6/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:29:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/30/17 23:25:27] brendan [850/1424] has challenged Elgo [414/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:03:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/04/18 23:29:04] brendan [309/1424] has challenged Sir_Lemming [620/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/05/18 07:54:28] brendan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! brendan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/18 10:36:13] brendan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! brendan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/18 22:06:17] agrajag, Ttech, and brendan [3639/3891] have team battled hoglahoo, ilbelkyr, and david [1695/1873] and won! 3 days, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/18 23:56:10] brendan, Majak, and Brady [1168/2467] have team battled Sundance, Mateusz, and ncarl747 [248/2457] and won! 2 days, 11:15:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 20:17:08] woonack, brycec, and petrichor [904/2366] have team battled brendan, qwerty, and dax [867/2420] and won! 0 days, 18:59:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/18 16:17:40] brendan [34/1406] has come upon Taffer [397/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:07 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/07/18 16:20:18] tspange, valdur55, and KeboDK [2092/2562] have team battled dclaw123, brendan, and exa [2611/3258] and lost! 4 days, 23:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/18 18:02:19] brendan [22/1406] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [332/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:23:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/08/18 15:01:57] apiw, petrichor, and dax [1602/2270] have team battled qwerty, sjefen6, and brendan [1238/2221] and won! 0 days, 05:37:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/18 16:28:29] brendan [813/1406] has come upon MetaNova [219/936] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:35:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/09/18 22:27:21] lipek [385/1200] has challenged brendan [328/1406] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:55:01 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/10/18 00:08:13] Neo [356/403] has challenged brendan [410/1406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to Neo's clock.
[01/10/18 04:48:23] ishanyx, brendan, and Brady [731/2640] have team battled elbie, Boohbah, and manish17xxx [622/2333] and won! 0 days, 09:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 16:50:49] brendan [655/1406] has come upon IdleMaster [329/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:50:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/12/18 18:56:57] brendan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brendan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/18 08:42:08] brendan [1380/1400] has come upon neurospex [1124/1151] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/13/18 15:02:57] brendan [213/1400] has challenged nickware [465/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/14/18 09:58:15] brendan [502/1400] has challenged Luamil [80/459] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:17:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/14/18 19:12:03] brendan [331/1400] has challenged sjefen6 [175/422] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:10:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/15/18 09:01:02] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:08:36 towards level 87.
[01/15/18 18:41:49] Barry [52/90] has challenged brendan [718/1400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/16/18 01:21:52] Luamil [10/459] has challenged brendan [966/1400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:42 is added to Luamil's clock.
[01/16/18 02:22:12] awgh [502/865] has challenged brendan [51/1400] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:13:28 is removed from awgh's clock.
[01/16/18 06:08:04] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 23:57:07 is added to their clock.
[01/16/18 09:24:35] brendan [405/1400] has challenged kork [142/290] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:39:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/18/18 13:42:29] Tenorman [420/1033] has challenged brendan [114/1400] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:34:23 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/20/18 01:23:05] lakwatsero [145/270] has challenged brendan [1010/1400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/20/18 19:47:43] brendan [1006/1400] has come upon Nistur [380/469] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:33:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/21/18 03:21:08] brendan [567/1400] has come upon Globalirc [681/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:54:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/21/18 08:04:49] brendan [613/1400] has challenged zifnab06 [247/589] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:04:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/22/18 20:16:01] brendan [34/1400] has come upon Bob [207/541] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:41:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/29/18 05:07:55] dclaw123 [36/986] has challenged brendan [1184/1400] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:56:27 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[01/29/18 23:12:00] ejai [9/322] has challenged brendan [281/1400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to ejai's clock.
[01/30/18 13:11:53] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:40:51 towards level 87.
[01/31/18 15:14:14] brendan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:47:13 from level 87.
[01/31/18 17:29:22] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:58:16 is added to their clock.
[01/31/18 18:24:56] brendan [952/1400] has come upon Mirc0p [157/750] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:31:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/02/18 00:35:37] brendan [146/1400] has come upon manish17xxx [667/802] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:53:20 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/02/18 06:06:37] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:28:42 towards level 87.
[02/02/18 06:25:25] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:09 towards level 87.
[02/02/18 20:22:36] brendan [431/1404] has come upon ejai [7/322] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:04:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/03/18 17:00:40] brendan [665/1404] has come upon ncarl747 [426/862] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:12:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/04/18 17:09:30] brendan [240/1404] has come upon sunri5e [456/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:32:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/04/18 19:40:23] Ttech, Doctor, and brendan [535/4034] have team battled Elgo, Roxana, and agrajag [1065/1750] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/18 00:56:32] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:31:41 from level 87.
[02/05/18 03:04:10] brendan [14/1404] has challenged Luamil [424/485] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:14:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/06/18 14:33:20] xayto [212/701] has challenged brendan [464/1404] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to xayto's clock.
[02/07/18 00:42:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 5 days, 11:13:58 toward level 87.
[02/07/18 10:22:51] HeavyPodda [667/1024] has challenged brendan [120/1404] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:40:34 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/07/18 16:24:52] brendan [505/1404] has challenged PinkiePie [702/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:17:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/08/18 16:04:43] jrosmith [97/154] has come upon brendan [788/1404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:50 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[02/08/18 21:26:12] brendan [698/1404] has come upon Virtual [241/632] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/08/18 21:35:36] brendan stole Zaratustra's level 74 set of leggings while they were sleeping! brendan leaves their old level 73 set of leggings behind, which Zaratustra then takes.
[02/09/18 08:12:55] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:42 from level 87.
[02/10/18 03:35:29] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:00 towards level 87.
[02/12/18 16:21:47] cirdan, damyan, Khorne, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/18 04:03:01] brendan [1390/1405] has come upon CornFly [724/1020] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:39:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/13/18 04:05:58] PinkiePie, brendan, and nickware [147/2867] have team battled pixelate, Nistur, and ToHellWithGA [1440/1682] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/18 13:04:04] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:25 towards level 87.
[02/13/18 17:30:40] LordH, nfsnobody, and brendan [2049/3200] have team battled freeboson, zankore, and nomatame [1715/1941] and won! 0 days, 06:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 16:39:37] Khorne [169/1014] has challenged brendan [995/1405] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/14/18 19:17:26] brendan [519/1405] has challenged mordac [266/1130] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:44:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/15/18 05:20:53] ohnx, crysys, and Mateusz [2387/2566] have team battled Sharky4, brendan, and theemstra [435/2522] and won! 1 day, 12:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 10:23:42] brendan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:52:52 from level 88.
[02/15/18 13:44:08] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:31:24 from level 88.
[02/16/18 00:36:34] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:58:14 towards level 88.
[02/16/18 01:17:58] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:08 towards level 88.
[02/16/18 05:31:00] brendan [575/1405] has come upon canton7 [55/789] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:35:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/16/18 10:00:42] brendan [1403/1405] has come upon awgh [304/847] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:50:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/16/18 19:55:33] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:34:17 from level 88.
[02/17/18 05:17:15] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:50:24 from level 88.
[02/17/18 07:44:44] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:32:37 towards level 88.
[02/17/18 23:10:54] h00k, brendan, and Ais [1303/2609] have team battled liara, Taffer, and kenyon [1818/2465] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 21:36:13] brendan [63/1405] has come upon TauPan [331/610] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:10:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/20/18 14:32:30] brendan [519/1405] has come upon AbacusAvenger [331/845] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:21:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/20/18 20:31:15] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:54:48 towards level 88.
[02/20/18 22:04:57] brendan, xayto, and el [85/2581] have team battled ncarl747, speedmann, and RistoUuranmaki [2317/2335] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 20:26:22] brendan [968/1405] has challenged ilbelkyr [80/742] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:19:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/22/18 15:43:17] brendan [99/1405] has come upon ToHellWithGA [695/760] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:50:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/22/18 17:33:48] darkmage [749/1056] has challenged brendan [1096/1405] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:43:22 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/25/18 14:54:34] brendan [970/1405] has challenged IdleMaster [572/729] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:49:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/25/18 14:54:34] brendan has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:37:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/26/18 00:03:20] Dork_Knight, mustek, and Zaratustra [2009/2867] have team battled lakwatsero, brendan, and dax [266/2458] and won! 0 days, 02:31:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 01:57:48] brendan [53/1405] has challenged TauPan [101/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:09:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/27/18 01:04:40] brendan [232/1405] has challenged astropoint [214/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/27/18 18:52:13] kork, KeboDK, and theemstra [519/1902] have team battled pants, hoglahoo, and brendan [2463/2837] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/18 18:52:19] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:43 towards level 88.
[03/01/18 08:04:55] brendan [1033/1415] has come upon Agent86 [495/584] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:01:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/03/18 05:27:42] Luamil, yano, and djm [962/1836] have team battled brendan, qbit, and elbie [2658/2983] and lost! 4 days, 02:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 23:41:33] Bob [225/744] has challenged brendan [362/1407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:09 is added to Bob's clock.
[03/07/18 12:56:47] Atan, csssuf, and Bob [587/1999] have team battled brendan, el, and Sixbierehomme [1408/2616] and lost! 1 day, 07:52:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/18 14:09:12] Heisenberg [337/687] has challenged brendan [613/1407] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:11:51 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/07/18 17:06:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 15 days, 21:04:53 toward level 88.
[03/08/18 22:22:58] astropoint, sigmg, and LegendaryQ [718/1787] have team battled brendan, Gizmokid2005, and meffe [2215/3002] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/18 18:26:41] brendan [243/1407] has challenged MrGlass [348/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:44:49 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/10/18 00:28:44] pants [399/823] has challenged brendan [454/1407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:15:46 is added to pants's clock.
[03/14/18 17:43:19] Cata [191/213] has challenged brendan [920/1407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to Cata's clock.
[03/15/18 23:31:41] brendan [334/1407] has come upon poella [211/438] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:42:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/19/18 11:28:27] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:44:05 is added to their clock.
[03/19/18 15:47:39] Mars [453/688] has challenged brendan [748/1407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:38 is added to Mars's clock.
[03/19/18 22:50:05] brendan [682/1407] has challenged glorgamitch [121/702] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:43:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/21/18 21:38:33] brendan, Gatewayy, and Euronur [387/3000] have team battled bebbet, csssuf, and Sixbierehomme [1657/1706] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/18 12:25:03] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:46 towards level 88.
[03/23/18 18:21:57] brendan [1146/1407] has challenged MadMan [607/1058] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:50:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/24/18 09:22:26] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:50:45 towards level 88.
[03/25/18 11:36:14] sigmg [249/727] has challenged brendan [705/1413] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:42:09 is added to sigmg's clock.
[03/26/18 08:43:37] brendan [1396/1413] has challenged valdur55 [619/876] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:19:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/28/18 05:57:52] brendan [477/1413] has come upon Tenorman [951/1000] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:21:13 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/30/18 03:01:49] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:25 towards level 88.
[04/01/18 20:17:37] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:54 towards level 88.
[04/02/18 19:39:54] brendan [233/1413] has come upon Killerkid [672/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/02/18 22:46:33] borsin [581/729] has challenged brendan [457/1413] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:57:36 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/04/18 21:41:02] brendan [1267/1413] has challenged IdleMaster [423/755] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:04:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/06/18 10:46:21] alephnull [148/333] has challenged brendan [590/1413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/09/18 13:10:22] adamchainz, Sharky4, and Agent86 [1309/1643] have team battled dindinx, brendan, and Euronur [1366/2972] and lost! 2 days, 18:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/18 13:38:07] ncarl747, vrillusions, and xayto [1022/2821] have team battled WallIdl, fattrat, and brendan [1177/3482] and lost! 0 days, 11:31:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/18 13:42:46] brendan [593/1413] has come upon tmberg [594/972] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:54:33 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/09/18 15:35:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 29 days, 06:34:53 toward level 89.
[04/09/18 22:44:19] brendan [68/1413] has come upon zifnab06 [111/606] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:07:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/10/18 06:53:15] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:48:28 towards level 89.
[04/10/18 11:12:33] grooverider [1077/1237] has come upon brendan [1201/1413] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:48:31 is added to grooverider's clock.
[04/10/18 18:31:17] womblecat, brendan, and AgentThom [2289/2375] have team battled Khorne, MrGlass, and moveax [492/2367] and won! 1 day, 22:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 20:53:22] brendan [334/1413] has challenged cirdan [597/949] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:38:44 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/11/18 16:05:49] brendan [779/1413] has come upon simple [309/886] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:01:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/11/18 22:10:39] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:03 towards level 89.
[04/13/18 04:12:24] Zoddo [678/1128] has challenged brendan [291/1413] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:36:15 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/13/18 12:20:02] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:03:34 is added to their clock.
[04/13/18 15:44:16] MJ94, Geela, and brendan [2495/2544] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Tenorman, and Pici [1787/2834] and won! 2 days, 15:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 13:43:49] freeboson [804/825] has come upon brendan [213/1413] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:45:11 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/14/18 20:46:23] PiotrekD, SlowRiot, and Cypher [449/2719] have team battled brendan, mordac, and freeboson [2870/3368] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 09:31:03] brendan [135/1413] has challenged manish17xxx [554/811] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:18:32 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/15/18 22:06:01] glorgamitch, Khorne, and SpikeX [1085/2813] have team battled Euronur, brendan, and ejai [2160/2530] and lost! 2 days, 11:57:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 22:18:05] max, brycec, zid, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/18 02:53:23] elf [649/1031] has come upon brendan [430/1413] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:34:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/17/18 06:07:13] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:42 towards level 89.
[04/18/18 18:25:07] basepi [114/983] has come upon brendan [108/1413] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:11:50 is removed from basepi's clock.
[04/18/18 19:41:42] brendan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:19:33 from level 89.
[04/20/18 08:36:56] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:06 from level 89.
[04/20/18 20:34:00] brendan [820/1413] has come upon pfoley [343/660] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:28:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/21/18 01:21:56] brendan [306/1413] has come upon Lios [577/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:04:55 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/21/18 10:01:27] Agent86, astropoint, and simple [988/2106] have team battled theemstra, brendan, and WallIdl [527/3254] and won! 0 days, 16:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 20:01:50] brendan [252/1418] has come upon Ttech [333/1709] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:27:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/23/18 15:42:00] brendan [1362/1418] has challenged KevinSpacey [251/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:00:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/24/18 02:46:03] brendan [600/1418] has challenged yano [354/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:09:42 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/25/18 09:28:39] brendan [388/1418] has come upon KevinSpacey [154/369] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:14:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/25/18 14:03:27] Crazycatlady [100/565] has challenged brendan [1178/1418] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:43:05 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/26/18 07:59:34] JuanMaestro [391/734] has challenged brendan [1027/1418] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:19:26 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/27/18 14:51:26] uhmmm [64/882] has come upon brendan [1295/1418] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:47:19 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/28/18 09:41:02] loomysh, zid, brendan, and Cameron_D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/18 11:55:41] brendan [1151/1418] has challenged Boohbah [116/627] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:52:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/30/18 03:43:21] astropoint [219/624] has challenged brendan [922/1418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:36 is added to astropoint's clock.
[04/30/18 11:12:31] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:08:05 towards level 90.
[05/02/18 06:57:10] Iri, Majak, and vox [280/2213] have team battled sasaniak, brendan, and RistoUuranmaki [899/2992] and lost! 2 days, 12:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/18 07:59:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 8 days, 12:47:36 toward level 90.
[05/02/18 14:42:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 08:17:04 from level 90.
[05/02/18 22:07:56] damyan [190/884] has challenged brendan [669/1418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:36 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/04/18 07:20:21] m0shbear [345/738] has challenged brendan [376/1418] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:01:23 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[05/04/18 20:24:33] valdur55 [149/871] has come upon brendan [205/1418] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:37:38 is added to valdur55's clock.
[05/04/18 20:30:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 8 days, 16:55:03 toward level 90.
[05/04/18 22:26:00] brendan [142/1418] has challenged moveax [285/723] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:41:59 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/05/18 03:56:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 39 days, 19:55:55 from level 90.
[05/05/18 11:30:46] brendan [59/1418] has challenged D.Va [168/554] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:15:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/06/18 01:21:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 51 days, 05:06:56 from level 90.
[05/06/18 19:15:33] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:34:06 towards level 90.
[05/07/18 13:46:30] manish17xxx [730/961] has come upon brendan [117/1418] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:33:38 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[05/08/18 13:33:08] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 01:58:41 towards level 90.
[05/09/18 05:32:19] brendan, awgh, and JuanMaestro [1818/3045] have team battled Heisenberg, Crazycatlady, and shymega [952/2076] and won! 2 days, 10:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 05:54:24] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:20:03 towards level 90.
[05/10/18 05:29:10] brendan [1331/1418] has come upon SirMonkeybox [432/547] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 10:54:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/12/18 00:03:19] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:55:04 towards level 90.
[05/12/18 00:04:58] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:46:03 towards level 90.
[05/12/18 22:18:04] moony, manish17xxx, and simple [534/2191] have team battled hoglahoo, brendan, and Gerdesas [2342/2645] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/18 20:23:49] brendan [147/1418] has come upon Brady [94/644] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:23:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/14/18 03:58:03] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:53:55 towards level 90.
[05/14/18 10:23:17] brendan, niko, and Iri [680/2560] have team battled glorgamitch, KeboDK, and Evrial [1153/2492] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 13:51:57] brendan [216/1418] has challenged WallIdl [755/817] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:06:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/14/18 14:48:26] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:31:06 towards level 90.
[05/15/18 06:04:11] Birdbones, double, and brendan [471/3403] have team battled Heisenberg, Geela, and moveax [1935/2096] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 23:33:02] brendan [366/1418] has come upon JensRex [186/1053] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:51:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/16/18 16:06:03] Lios [674/876] has challenged brendan [228/1418] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:16:50 is removed from Lios's clock.
[05/18/18 00:44:16] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:31:44 towards level 90.
[05/18/18 03:27:37] Agno, brendan, and ruan [2288/2700] have team battled ishanyx, neurospex, and liara [1683/2297] and won! 0 days, 16:00:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 04:41:30] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:55:34 from level 90.
[05/19/18 08:44:34] ToHellWithGA, brendan, Lios, and bootdisk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/18 13:56:01] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:05:23 towards level 90.
[05/23/18 20:56:20] brendan [1162/1418] has come upon Birdbones [583/1255] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:56:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/25/18 17:50:04] NextHendrix [23/167] has challenged brendan [983/1418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to NextHendrix's clock.
[05/26/18 09:00:56] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:51 towards level 90.
[05/26/18 09:34:52] auror [188/329] has challenged brendan [330/1418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to auror's clock.
[05/27/18 02:59:16] speedmann, el, and idlerpgww [1368/1695] have team battled Leetistan, pants, and brendan [657/2729] and won! 0 days, 22:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 05:07:43] jrosmith [503/729] has challenged brendan [109/1418] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:19:55 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[05/29/18 07:27:47] Shakes [255/281] has come upon brendan [1406/1418] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:50 is added to Shakes's clock.
[05/30/18 13:44:58] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:07 from level 90.
[05/31/18 00:28:23] brendan [109/1418] has come upon ishanyx [329/667] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:08 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/31/18 08:57:54] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:09:41 from level 90.
[06/04/18 04:21:34] Courage [5/308] has challenged brendan [985/1423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to Courage's clock.
[06/05/18 16:31:06] KeboDK, brendan, and Misza [3408/3551] have team battled crudd, Roxana, and aismallard [523/1924] and won! 3 days, 02:30:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 22:02:51] PiotrekD [163/688] has come upon brendan [460/1423] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:22:03 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[06/07/18 17:36:34] brendan [925/1423] has challenged CompanionCube [498/578] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:04:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/08/18 10:41:37] Maruiki [246/250] has challenged brendan [720/1423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to Maruiki's clock.
[06/09/18 06:47:01] Wario, ishanyx, and dxtr [201/1620] have team battled brendan, ruan, and petrichor [693/3553] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/18 08:24:25] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:15 towards level 90.
[06/09/18 08:54:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 5 days, 12:15:15 toward level 90.
[06/09/18 14:54:44] Fluttershy [482/1033] has challenged brendan [990/1423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:30:31 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/10/18 14:50:27] soltys [227/583] has come upon brendan [1290/1423] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:03:33 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/10/18 19:22:08] Evrial [371/570] has come upon brendan [355/1423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:11:26 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[06/12/18 15:21:51] nickware, alephnull, and Flonk [865/1969] have team battled khmerboy, Maria, and brendan [729/2160] and won! 0 days, 21:04:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 21:41:28] brendan [433/1423] has challenged xtort- [221/252] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:23:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/14/18 04:06:48] brendan [720/1423] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [208/861] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:51:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/14/18 14:45:04] brendan [708/1423] has come upon brycec [356/806] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:55:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/14/18 18:11:49] brendan [1150/1423] has challenged Lemelisk [1096/1188] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:08:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/15/18 11:33:34] pants, crysys, and Leetistan [1112/2038] have team battled max, PinkiePie, and brendan [1276/2921] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 17:20:06] h00k [564/611] has challenged brendan [451/1423] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:46:45 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/15/18 23:07:16] brendan [121/1423] has come upon aismallard [114/702] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:09:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/17/18 12:59:25] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:12 towards level 91.
[06/19/18 06:49:06] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:44:25 is added to their clock.
[06/20/18 16:42:53] Psilocybe, ilbelkyr, and alephnull [1129/2234] have team battled brendan, dxtr, and zid [502/2828] and won! 0 days, 14:02:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 04:00:44] xit [94/971] has come upon brendan [251/1423] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:06:16 is added to xit's clock.
[06/21/18 04:32:44] yano [8/698] has come upon brendan [477/1423] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:30:19 is added to yano's clock.
[06/21/18 16:14:37] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:32:21 towards level 91.
[06/21/18 23:45:37] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:50 towards level 91.
[06/23/18 00:22:08] brendan [603/1423] has challenged greekman [603/660] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:45:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/23/18 09:31:58] KeboDK, soltys, and djm [1004/2393] have team battled sjefen6, brendan, and zankore [160/3056] and won! 0 days, 05:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 06:52:21] Mirc0p, brendan, and Agent86 [1704/2820] have team battled abra0, allo, and loomysh [664/2190] and won! 2 days, 21:39:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 14:46:04] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:15 from level 91.
[06/27/18 15:22:10] brendan [1286/1423] has challenged theemstra [62/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:22:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/27/18 16:46:12] uhmmm, Mateusz, and Murii [927/2127] have team battled valdur55, D.Va, and brendan [2463/2932] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 04:42:10] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:57 towards level 91.
[06/29/18 07:27:16] Flonk [144/785] has come upon brendan [204/1423] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:05:39 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/30/18 21:25:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 05:31:49 toward level 91.
[07/01/18 18:45:02] Zye, brendan, and sasaniak [2226/3297] have team battled Asara, TauPan, and allo [1305/2456] and won! 0 days, 13:27:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 06:00:50] brendan [351/1423] has challenged D.Va [143/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/02/18 11:02:35] Sixbierehomme [211/653] has challenged brendan [244/1423] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:38:18 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/02/18 13:03:17] Mateusz [163/885] has challenged brendan [931/1423] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:11:39 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[07/03/18 17:45:22] brendan [623/1458] has challenged theemstra [676/796] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:41:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/05/18 03:58:44] ohnx, idlerpgww, and brendan [385/3029] have team battled abra0, nickware, and rxcomm [2165/2631] and lost! 2 days, 15:26:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/18 16:06:55] ilbelkyr, brendan, and KeboDK [2971/3324] have team battled Elgo, dindinx, and vrillusions [399/2698] and won! 2 days, 15:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 16:50:29] brendan [1143/1458] has come upon TauPan [62/696] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 19:41:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/06/18 10:36:07] brendan [906/1458] has challenged simple [26/935] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:45:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/06/18 13:37:11] brendan [910/1458] has challenged HeavyPodda [23/979] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:24:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/07/18 18:47:25] brendan [57/1458] has challenged adamchainz [30/597] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:27:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/08/18 01:10:49] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:56:57 towards level 92.
[07/08/18 09:59:55] brendan [248/1458] has come upon WallIdl [115/744] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:33:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/08/18 12:44:37] Globalirc, blizgerg, and brendan [995/3418] have team battled simple, greekman, and LegendaryQ [637/2074] and won! 1 day, 07:06:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 21:42:56] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:17 towards level 92.
[07/09/18 01:21:04] djm, brendan, and alephnull [2025/2922] have team battled AngryParsley, moveax, and lipek [1770/2919] and won! 0 days, 23:54:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 08:40:16] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:24 towards level 92.
[07/10/18 11:17:02] sbp, brendan, and Evrial [1850/2647] have team battled Tor, KevinSpacey, and prime [697/1750] and won! 3 days, 12:59:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 12:10:17] brendan [600/1458] has challenged Yuhno [122/675] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:04:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/10/18 17:01:21] brendan [774/1458] has come upon WallIdl [342/744] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:07:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/11/18 02:20:50] eva42, brendan, and freeboson [3128/3699] have team battled acolarh, zankore, and bozo [789/1986] and won! 0 days, 01:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 15:43:33] darkmage [443/1078] has come upon brendan [1310/1458] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:26:27 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/11/18 16:27:40] brendan [990/1458] has come upon mwhahaha [439/928] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:51:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/14/18 07:04:03] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:29:28 is added to their clock.
[07/14/18 16:44:58] canton7 [684/830] has challenged brendan [753/1458] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:15:25 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/15/18 00:40:26] brendan [556/1458] has come upon Andries [79/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/15/18 06:11:52] CornFly [111/1121] has come upon brendan [294/1458] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:54:55 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/16/18 03:24:53] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:30 towards level 92.
[07/16/18 10:42:15] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:26 towards level 92.
[07/17/18 09:13:18] M144, brendan, and csc2ya [178/2262] have team battled KeboDK, Lemelisk, and Bradicus [2619/2911] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/18 21:52:46] brendan [818/1458] has challenged zifnab06 [241/613] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:29:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/18/18 04:08:55] brendan [736/1458] has come upon freeboson [175/822] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 06:07:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/19/18 16:19:33] brendan stole Khorne's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! brendan leaves their old level 263 pair of boots behind, which Khorne then takes.
[07/20/18 07:22:02] brendan [393/1482] has come upon MadMan [22/1083] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:16:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/21/18 04:09:04] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:41:46 towards level 93.
[07/22/18 22:13:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 21 days, 11:26:44 toward level 93.
[07/25/18 04:59:20] SirNudeln [157/205] has challenged brendan [262/1482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to SirNudeln's clock.
[07/26/18 03:25:18] brendan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/18 14:33:37] brendan, exotime, and grooverider [130/3214] have team battled Dork_Knight, MJ94, and apiw [448/2517] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 18:00:14] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:19:18 from level 93.
[07/26/18 22:37:31] cornfeedhobo, womblecat, and Elgo [119/1384] have team battled brendan, Majak, and sjefen6 [1058/2727] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 13:16:15] petrichor [490/1197] has challenged brendan [1136/1489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:42:09 is added to petrichor's clock.
[07/28/18 21:52:42] Nistur [183/465] has come upon brendan [1076/1489] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:10:32 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/29/18 16:34:12] brendan [517/1489] has challenged Tim [229/406] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:11:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/29/18 17:34:34] brendan [1098/1489] has challenged Elgo [397/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:29:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/31/18 07:26:13] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:45:19 is added to their clock.
[07/31/18 17:52:02] brendan [176/1489] has challenged Cameron_D [191/1627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:28:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/02/18 13:20:41] brendan [187/1489] has come upon idlerpgww [370/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:53:19 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/02/18 18:57:08] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:01:10 is added to their clock.
[08/03/18 10:10:48] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:55 towards level 93.
[08/03/18 20:53:56] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:15 from level 93.
[08/05/18 01:42:01] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:01 towards level 93.
[08/05/18 20:39:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 07:24:50 toward level 93.
[08/05/18 22:37:04] brendan [459/1489] has challenged uhmmm [463/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:18 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/07/18 03:07:40] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:07:45 is added to their clock.
[08/07/18 16:11:14] brendan [1288/1489] has challenged Zaratustra [133/1137] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:16:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/07/18 20:31:34] Luamil [151/684] has come upon brendan [1139/1489] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:45:12 is added to Luamil's clock.
[08/10/18 08:15:12] MJ94 [550/679] has challenged brendan [1466/1489] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:31:47 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/10/18 12:59:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 22 days, 21:49:29 toward level 94.
[08/10/18 17:05:01] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:48:15 towards level 94.
[08/11/18 21:28:38] ishanyx [239/631] has challenged brendan [271/1489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:37:31 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[08/12/18 04:22:29] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:33:10 towards level 94.
[08/12/18 23:27:59] Tim, mwhahaha, and Zaratustra [1724/2499] have team battled brendan, ncarl747, and idlerpgww [1840/2816] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 03:39:29] brendan [188/1489] has challenged GilbertErik [318/686] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:56:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/13/18 09:41:41] brendan [1332/1489] has challenged dwfreed [13/464] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:23:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/14/18 04:48:43] Iri [385/574] has challenged brendan [619/1489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:37 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/15/18 10:32:29] Fluttershy [551/1023] has come upon brendan [92/1489] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:20:54 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[08/16/18 06:18:15] brendan [292/1459] has come upon max [209/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:50:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/16/18 18:10:40] brendan [616/1459] has challenged damyan [349/918] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:07:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/17/18 12:29:16] brendan [141/1459] has come upon Zoddo [815/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:25:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/17/18 17:00:41] brendan [245/1459] has come upon Curious_Onion [88/404] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:42:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/18/18 13:11:03] AncalagonThBlack [391/707] has challenged brendan [905/1459] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:57:27 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[08/18/18 16:27:36] buksi [240/836] has come upon brendan [16/1459] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:44:05 is removed from buksi's clock.
[08/20/18 13:50:25] Syloq, Yuhno, and dxtr [41/1671] have team battled brendan, Gizmokid2005, and Curious_Onion [436/2911] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/18 06:29:25] MetaNova [288/1008] has come upon brendan [1013/1459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:16 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[08/21/18 10:39:48] Nistur [299/484] has come upon brendan [597/1459] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:16:01 is added to Nistur's clock.
[08/21/18 11:14:49] lagertonne [12/26] has challenged brendan [707/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:09 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[08/21/18 17:21:49] max [621/628] has challenged brendan [645/1459] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to max's clock.
[08/21/18 19:41:23] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:56 towards level 94.
[08/27/18 04:42:08] suterismus [317/1312] has come upon brendan [65/1459] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:43:48 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/27/18 17:41:06] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:00 towards level 94.
[08/28/18 09:22:46] brendan, canton7, and freeboson [2579/3222] have team battled Vroomfondel, Khorne, and Milquetoast [1791/2715] and won! 0 days, 19:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 22:01:52] lipek, womblecat, and sunri5e [1461/2770] have team battled ishanyx, soltys, and brendan [1437/2698] and won! 0 days, 05:24:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 00:14:23] Fluttershy, brendan, and mordac [2401/3633] have team battled Globalirc, vrillusions, and valdur55 [2921/2976] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/18 23:01:14] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:23 towards level 94.
[09/04/18 02:24:19] brendan [719/1459] has come upon Curious_Onion [374/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/04/18 04:09:17] brendan [551/1459] has challenged SpikeX [677/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:11:27 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/05/18 09:21:15] Cameron_D, damyan, and brendan [1981/4025] have team battled kenyon, aismallard, and sunri5e [2834/3061] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/18 03:32:38] brendan [254/1459] has challenged Sixbierehomme [151/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/18 11:35:12] brendan [261/1459] has challenged Birdbones [222/1274] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/18 22:13:24] SCSi [44/499] has challenged brendan [300/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:59:31 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/08/18 06:45:05] brendan [299/1459] has challenged womblecat [529/616] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:32:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/09/18 11:21:11] ohnx [649/1045] has come upon brendan [923/1459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:15:28 is added to ohnx's clock.
[09/09/18 20:45:06] brendan [1450/1459] has come upon FSM [9/388] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:59:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/10/18 02:18:41] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:44:11 from level 95.
[09/10/18 06:11:26] FSM [304/403] has challenged brendan [927/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:51:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/10/18 08:05:04] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:59:46 towards level 95.
[09/10/18 14:34:29] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 16:25:57 from level 95.
[09/10/18 21:44:17] Bradicus, IndigoTiger, FSM, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/18 00:22:33] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:56:40 from level 95.
[09/12/18 11:27:12] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:57:27 towards level 95.
[09/13/18 00:45:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 15:16:56 from level 95.
[09/13/18 01:33:37] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 13:22:05 from level 95.
[09/15/18 06:37:38] yano [451/694] has challenged brendan [860/1459] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:41:02 is added to yano's clock.
[09/15/18 14:51:07] Mayit [2/8] has challenged brendan [1316/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:01 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/15/18 17:41:20] MrGlass [734/843] has challenged brendan [572/1459] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:53:46 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[09/15/18 17:41:20] In the fierce battle, brendan dropped their level 130 amulet! MrGlass picks it up, tossing their old level 36 amulet to brendan.
[09/15/18 18:45:25] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:01:19 towards level 95.
[09/15/18 19:04:37] brendan [1276/1375] has come upon Asara [1051/1283] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 09:52:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/16/18 09:52:59] agrajag [674/903] has come upon brendan [628/1375] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:34:17 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[09/16/18 10:46:59] crysys [311/733] has challenged brendan [108/1375] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:52:21 is removed from crysys's clock.
[09/16/18 13:31:03] shymega [217/627] has challenged brendan [293/1375] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:55:39 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/16/18 18:15:34] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:36:54 towards level 95.
[09/16/18 19:26:51] IdleMaster, Fluttershy, and HeavyPodda [1989/2788] have team battled brendan, idlerpgww, and Iri [2097/2517] and lost! 1 day, 07:59:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/18 14:56:33] brendan [421/1375] has challenged petrichor [926/1215] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:00:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/18/18 07:38:38] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:54:05 towards level 95.
[09/19/18 08:19:23] Killerkid [561/1034] has come upon brendan [520/1375] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[09/19/18 09:37:26] brendan, TauPan, and Asara [2632/3067] have team battled fattrat, tmberg, and Fluttershy [1011/3286] and won! 0 days, 17:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/18 12:43:05] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 13:50:31 is added to their clock.
[09/19/18 19:55:54] brendan [1250/1374] has come upon useless [187/856] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:43:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/20/18 13:23:55] brendan [909/1374] has come upon Tenorman [943/1051] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:15:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/21/18 08:26:58] brendan [1293/1374] has challenged Zaratustra [613/1166] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:52:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/18 09:19:44] theZoMBiE [167/170] has challenged brendan [545/1374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/22/18 00:42:45] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 21:54:15 is added to their clock.
[09/23/18 15:50:05] SirMonkeybox, freeboson, and vrillusions [2574/2619] have team battled Syloq, brendan, and Psilocybe [1462/2611] and won! 0 days, 01:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 22:18:45] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:02:02 from level 95.
[09/23/18 22:46:28] lipek, womblecat, and brendan [105/3233] have team battled SCSi, Gizmokid2005, and blizgerg [2557/2690] and lost! 7 days, 13:21:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/18 13:25:45] brendan [642/1374] has come upon Bradicus [533/755] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 11:11:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/25/18 02:03:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 46 days, 03:43:19 from level 95.
[09/25/18 02:12:46] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 10:44:01 from level 95.
[09/25/18 11:04:16] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:13:28 towards level 95.
[09/25/18 12:24:00] adamus1red, Roxana, and HellSpawn [1410/1961] have team battled Tor, m0shbear, and brendan [445/3263] and won! 0 days, 11:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 05:15:13] simple [270/891] has come upon brendan [493/1374] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:51:44 is added to simple's clock.
[09/26/18 08:36:57] brendan [1229/1374] has come upon Zoddo [171/1105] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 21:10:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/27/18 16:59:19] brendan [1029/1374] has come upon apiw [686/729] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:58:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/28/18 13:14:42] IllusiveMan_ [225/232] has challenged brendan [142/1374] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:30 is removed from IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[09/29/18 11:45:01] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:56:54 towards level 95.
[09/29/18 22:38:26] brendan [502/1374] has challenged khmerboy [173/567] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:58:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/30/18 13:28:27] allo, brendan, and alephnull [2074/2543] have team battled kier, woonack, and dclaw123 [320/2379] and won! 2 days, 14:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/18 18:52:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 19:28:59 from level 95.
[10/01/18 13:09:26] brendan [1225/1374] has come upon Lemelisk [302/1210] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:29:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/02/18 00:55:03] brendan [389/1374] has come upon MJ94 [173/676] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:54:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/02/18 06:35:25] brendan [417/1374] has come upon Nistur [80/514] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:25:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/03/18 23:47:55] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:09:38 from level 95.
[10/04/18 03:29:44] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:44:49 towards level 95.
[10/04/18 05:29:17] brendan [967/1374] has come upon MadMan [829/1115] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:11:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/04/18 10:15:59] brendan [262/1374] has challenged fattrat [780/1168] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:41:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/04/18 16:01:33] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:52:13 towards level 95.
[10/06/18 05:15:36] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:20:30 from level 95.
[10/06/18 12:50:39] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:04 towards level 95.
[10/07/18 07:55:18] brendan [956/1374] has come upon ncarl747 [85/796] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:52:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/07/18 09:13:25] OmegaThot [46/91] has challenged brendan [777/1374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:42 is added to OmegaThot's clock.
[10/08/18 08:48:20] IdleMaster [134/764] has challenged brendan [1332/1374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:10 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/08/18 11:51:24] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:19:44 is added to their clock.
[10/08/18 19:11:19] Mayit [10/365] has challenged brendan [874/1374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to Mayit's clock.
[10/09/18 01:18:00] basicMiracle, Sharky4, and dwfreed [841/1669] have team battled Brainiac, lipek, and brendan [2415/3319] and lost! 6 days, 01:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 06:24:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 4 days, 02:44:28 toward level 95.
[10/09/18 18:40:00] Cameron_D [891/1648] has come upon brendan [12/1374] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 16:08:50 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/10/18 15:07:15] IndigoTiger [482/874] has challenged brendan [513/1374] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:16 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[10/10/18 21:09:20] brendan [22/1374] has challenged shymega [535/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/12/18 07:30:21] brendan [492/1374] has come upon Desspugne [249/306] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:03:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/13/18 05:28:15] AbacusAvenger [298/861] has challenged brendan [1028/1374] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:40:33 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[10/13/18 11:41:49] brendan, IllusiveMan_, and apiw [682/2524] have team battled MJ94, vrillusions, and Ttech [3245/3663] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/18 05:34:15] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:10 towards level 95.
[10/16/18 01:24:28] brendan [721/1374] has come upon Syloq [34/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/16/18 02:58:38] bobvador, borsin, and damyan [1692/2177] have team battled Tor, MadMan, and brendan [160/3590] and won! 0 days, 04:50:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 03:12:18] brendan [56/1374] has come upon Mateusz [576/990] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:52:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/16/18 04:18:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 13:58:49 from level 95.
[10/16/18 04:50:32] ncarl747, brendan, and pfoley [1451/2832] have team battled jrosmith, Killerkid, and shandor [2491/2520] and lost! 3 days, 00:53:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 10:29:52] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:14 towards level 95.
[10/17/18 20:46:04] canton7, Zaratustra, and vegadark [2048/2474] have team battled brendan, petrichor, and JuanMaestro [2225/3478] and lost! 6 days, 07:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/18 00:58:45] brendan [879/1374] has come upon vox [856/1187] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:44:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/18/18 23:24:21] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:56 towards level 95.
[10/20/18 20:09:04] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:45 towards level 95.
[10/21/18 13:34:32] brendan, Gizmokid2005, and M144 [1751/2909] have team battled crysys, Majak, and PiotrekD [1308/1888] and won! 1 day, 04:07:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 02:57:03] brendan [974/1377] has come upon dindinx [867/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:17:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/23/18 07:46:44] simple [675/1101] has challenged brendan [1181/1377] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:10:34 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/18 16:49:49] idlerpgww [299/591] has challenged brendan [297/1377] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:10:00 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[10/25/18 08:05:45] brendan [1053/1377] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [254/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:28:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/25/18 12:22:35] brendan [387/1377] has challenged psycho [153/353] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:50:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/25/18 13:49:45] ishanyx, pfoley, and CornFly [2005/2512] have team battled brendan, Eiam, and irix [2389/3096] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 11:01:05] brendan [869/1377] has come upon ncarl747 [121/810] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:24:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/26/18 22:31:53] brendan [472/1377] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [146/397] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:51:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/28/18 15:41:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 04:53:21 toward level 96.
[10/28/18 15:41:37] brendan [151/1377] has come upon jrosmith [652/893] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:33:42 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/29/18 03:10:53] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:22:51 is added to their clock.
[10/31/18 02:29:16] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:13:19 towards level 96.
[10/31/18 12:34:06] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:37:17 from level 96.
[11/01/18 01:43:08] brendan [500/1377] has come upon sunri5e [825/1139] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:36:05 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/02/18 04:47:04] shandor, brendan, Ttech, and Flonk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/18 12:51:21] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:33 towards level 96.
[11/02/18 23:34:33] brendan [873/1377] has come upon BagelBites [71/353] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:59:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/03/18 05:09:49] acolarh, Bradicus, and brendan [1639/2836] have team battled Yuhno, psycho, and TimWolla [504/1807] and won! 4 days, 11:13:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/18 07:58:45] Emar [107/355] has challenged brendan [77/1377] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:54 is removed from Emar's clock.
[11/07/18 12:56:35] brendan [1255/1377] has come upon waifu [295/468] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:19:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/08/18 08:17:29] ToHellWithGA, brendan, M144, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/18 19:07:33] brendan [1063/1377] has challenged irix [440/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/09/18 06:44:55] brendan sharpened the edge of their weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/18 16:54:05] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:40:07 is added to their clock.
[11/11/18 15:36:39] brendan, Majak, and Zoddo [1014/3037] have team battled MadHatter, Zye, and KeboDK [2359/3019] and lost! 0 days, 19:52:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/18 02:02:23] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:01 towards level 96.
[11/12/18 06:25:34] brendan [1013/1438] has challenged Yuhno [253/671] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:38:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/12/18 06:25:34] brendan has dealt Yuhno a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:28:33 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[11/12/18 19:28:30] Tenorman [1019/1051] has challenged brendan [568/1438] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:24:50 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/12/18 21:50:20] Emar, JensRex, and vegadark [324/2085] have team battled brendan, Crazycatlady, and zid [2088/3022] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 00:29:32] mustek [777/1045] has challenged brendan [547/1438] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:29:27 is removed from mustek's clock.
[11/13/18 12:03:52] mistaEvO8 [87/114] has challenged brendan [500/1438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:02 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/14/18 08:01:52] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:03 from level 96.
[11/14/18 23:58:26] AngryParsley [230/1112] has come upon brendan [516/1438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:00 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/15/18 08:06:28] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:55 towards level 96.
[11/17/18 06:54:23] canton7, brendan, and Mateusz [2543/3199] have team battled tmberg, ishanyx, and damyan [1524/2665] and won! 0 days, 07:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/18 20:55:46] sigmg [393/733] has challenged brendan [1398/1438] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:05:30 is added to sigmg's clock.
[11/18/18 08:57:45] ncarl747, TimWolla, and FSM [605/2105] have team battled IRPG, Sharky4, and brendan [1990/2542] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 14:04:36] brendan [275/1438] has challenged Desspugne [155/386] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:09:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/19/18 00:48:15] xayto [678/801] has come upon brendan [429/1438] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:06:26 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/19/18 08:14:48] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:04:57 from level 97.
[11/19/18 21:11:11] brendan [762/1438] has come upon IdleMaster [280/802] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 03:38:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/21/18 05:51:10] brendan [8/1438] has come upon DrJosh9000 [328/431] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:06:40 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/21/18 07:09:44] max, Tor, and freeboson [2618/2891] have team battled CornFly, brendan, and ruan [2144/3851] and won! 2 days, 14:12:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 15:16:13] brendan [536/1438] has challenged CornFly [24/1202] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:53:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/24/18 00:31:45] Nofew, L, and HellSpawn [440/1776] have team battled MetaNova, acolarh, and brendan [331/3147] and won! 0 days, 04:52:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 19:39:26] brendan stole bp's level 105 amulet while they were sleeping! brendan leaves their old level 39 amulet behind, which bp then takes.
[11/24/18 22:33:57] brendan [307/1497] has challenged buksi [584/830] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:59:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/25/18 06:48:01] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 01:53:08 is added to their clock.
[11/26/18 10:15:04] Lemelisk, Fluttershy, and L [655/2634] have team battled popey, bootdisk, and brendan [1274/3022] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/18 05:37:13] brendan [762/1497] has come upon dclaw123 [277/1021] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 11:22:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/27/18 10:42:59] brendan [1271/1497] has come upon max [276/898] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 17:36:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/27/18 21:33:15] el [427/915] has come upon brendan [133/1497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:10:51 is removed from el's clock.
[11/27/18 21:33:15] el has dealt brendan a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:56:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/29/18 06:14:01] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:58:31 towards level 97.
[11/30/18 19:05:56] brendan, Lemongrab, and djm [1991/3301] have team battled pfoley, kenyon, and eva42 [2051/3369] and lost! 3 days, 23:19:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/18 21:06:19] brendan [280/1497] has challenged dax [220/621] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/30/18 22:42:09] brendan [426/1497] has come upon Birdbones [1247/1314] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:56:51 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/01/18 00:28:06] brendan [810/1497] has come upon Lemongrab [842/981] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:06:30 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/01/18 04:54:56] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:15:54 towards level 97.
[12/01/18 09:10:00] brendan [1219/1497] has come upon Syloq [588/589] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:11:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/02/18 13:31:36] brendan [1357/1497] has come upon suterismus [289/1306] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:42:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/03/18 07:23:06] womblecat, yano, and brendan [2181/2812] have team battled MadMan, loomysh, and lipek [1675/3158] and won! 4 days, 08:55:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 22:15:05] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:25 towards level 97.
[12/04/18 16:36:30] mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and ruan [2199/2641] have team battled kenyon, brendan, and TimWolla [3339/3733] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 13:37:32] brendan [241/1497] has challenged zankore [473/1057] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:18:56 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/07/18 11:59:21] xonic, Eiam, and brendan [2456/2492] have team battled Nofew, Ratigan, and sjefen6 [1552/2156] and won! 0 days, 03:58:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 17:43:55] brendan [1233/1497] has challenged shandor [110/608] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:37:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/07/18 21:12:01] brendan, jrosmith, and HellSpawn [1602/2818] have team battled crudd, tspange, and ruan [59/2549] and won! 0 days, 02:38:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 15:18:33] Zye [164/1395] has come upon brendan [515/1497] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:16:49 is added to Zye's clock.
[12/10/18 16:21:06] JensRex [1055/1102] has challenged brendan [1213/1497] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:58:03 is added to JensRex's clock.
[12/11/18 02:45:47] Cameron_D [1308/1595] has come upon brendan [817/1497] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 08:20:29 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/12/18 14:25:04] brendan [1010/1497] has come upon HellSpawn [114/428] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:35:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/12/18 18:32:46] Syloq, Xenthys, and brendan [2509/2638] have team battled KeboDK, Majak, and bobvador [852/2152] and won! 3 days, 20:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 18:34:04] brendan, SlowRiot, and waffles [2991/3015] have team battled SirMonkeybox, AbacusAvenger, and Flonk [1066/2323] and won! 0 days, 02:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 00:13:46] brendan [732/1497] has challenged RBecker [563/828] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:45:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/13/18 03:14:30] brendan [1416/1497] has challenged F9 [108/167] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:44:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/13/18 07:55:45] brendan [629/1497] has challenged damyan [214/938] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:05:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/13/18 09:37:32] brendan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! brendan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/18 15:51:57] Bolverk [189/243] has challenged brendan [1002/1487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to Bolverk's clock.
[12/15/18 02:05:51] ncarl747, brendan, sjums_the_great, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/18 06:38:13] brendan [31/1487] has come upon Hypino [243/256] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/15/18 07:06:38] brendan [1183/1487] has challenged vox [1029/1170] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:18:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/16/18 03:11:01] Iceman [77/267] has come upon brendan [1213/1487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to Iceman's clock.
[12/16/18 09:00:05] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:06 from level 97.
[12/16/18 13:13:27] brendan [485/1487] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [57/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:18:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/16/18 19:41:16] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:46:48 is added to their clock.
[12/17/18 08:04:25] brendan, Vroomfondel, and dclaw123 [1022/3132] have team battled apiw, crudd, and M144 [350/1977] and won! 0 days, 04:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 01:21:46] Vroomfondel [261/639] has challenged brendan [838/1487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:49 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[12/18/18 12:24:15] IllusiveMan_ [504/519] has challenged brendan [1253/1487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:18 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[12/19/18 04:18:29] brendan [1247/1487] has challenged elbie [196/969] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:06:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/21/18 01:10:19] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:10 towards level 98.
[12/22/18 03:42:54] mwhahaha, womblecat, and xayto [963/2363] have team battled bobvador, popey, and brendan [599/2536] and won! 3 days, 16:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 14:02:50] brendan, bootdisk, and mwhahaha [1410/3587] have team battled popey, lagertonne, and SpikeX [788/1922] and won! 1 day, 05:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 17:18:09] Agent86 [607/672] has challenged brendan [847/1487] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:24:27 is added to Agent86's clock.
[12/23/18 17:09:52] GilbertErik, Vroomfondel, and brendan [1366/2793] have team battled Killerkid, Comstock, and zid [1548/2348] and lost! 1 day, 06:27:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/18 12:15:27] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:35:39 from level 98.
[12/28/18 22:23:47] brendan [369/1487] has challenged xit [672/1000] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:47:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/29/18 18:43:25] simple, allo, and brendan [2250/3171] have team battled JensRex, sjums_the_great, and MetaNova [1899/2587] and won! 0 days, 02:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 22:03:14] brendan [1327/1487] has come upon SirMonkeybox [396/534] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 19:59:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/01/19 01:41:23] brendan [1242/1487] has challenged Lemelisk [100/1341] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:28:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/01/19 03:32:45] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:53:19 is added to their clock.
[01/01/19 16:41:09] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:26:40 towards level 98.
[01/01/19 21:30:47] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:09 towards level 98.
[01/02/19 18:02:01] brendan [545/1487] has come upon Misza [745/1207] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:08:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/03/19 01:38:37] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:06:21 towards level 98.
[01/03/19 07:20:30] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:45 towards level 98.
[01/03/19 13:55:30] brendan [1171/1487] has challenged ohnx [223/819] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:53:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/03/19 19:09:10] brendan [1118/1487] has come upon Curious_Onion [497/668] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:25:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/05/19 10:18:23] D.Va, ncarl747, and brendan [3003/3065] have team battled Geela, Psilocybe, and AncalagonThBlack [492/2183] and won! 1 day, 15:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 04:10:59] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:58 from level 98.
[01/06/19 15:07:52] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:03 towards level 98.
[01/06/19 21:06:23] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:31:00 is added to their clock.
[01/07/19 02:50:46] zankore [322/1061] has challenged brendan [1008/1487] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to zankore's clock.
[01/07/19 09:11:45] brendan [1109/1487] has come upon pants [47/961] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:18:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/19 15:18:18] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:29:24 is added to their clock.
[01/08/19 10:09:46] brendan is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:08:21 is added to their clock.
[01/08/19 13:24:02] brendan [615/1487] has challenged BagelBites [267/410] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:11:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/10/19 03:12:40] Fluttershy, D.Va, and zankore [1784/2924] have team battled IdleMaster, brendan, and Syloq [618/2882] and won! 0 days, 03:05:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 09:08:00] FSM, Ice__101, and yano [703/1617] have team battled womblecat, brendan, and MJ94 [1338/2807] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/19 14:34:04] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:23 towards level 98.
[01/14/19 02:00:07] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:15 towards level 98.
[01/14/19 14:46:46] brendan [424/1487] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [534/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:23 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/14/19 19:36:58] Nofew [474/1038] has come upon brendan [3/1487] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:36:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/14/19 20:31:44] xit, shandor, and brendan [1667/3055] have team battled darkmage, fattrat, and suterismus [1051/3635] and won! 0 days, 21:30:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 05:30:33] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:42 towards level 98.
[01/16/19 10:24:43] Krelian [264/276] has challenged brendan [649/1487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to Krelian's clock.
[01/17/19 11:16:40] brendan [1231/1487] has challenged jbroome [116/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/17/19 14:43:47] Scornn [301/359] has challenged brendan [672/1487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:54 is added to Scornn's clock.
[01/18/19 04:48:15] brendan [169/1487] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [286/437] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:49:32 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/18/19 08:13:16] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:04:27 towards level 99.
[01/18/19 09:20:08] brendan, tspange, and M144 [1083/3066] have team battled sjefen6, Beavis, and Heisenberg [2013/2709] and lost! 7 days, 07:36:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 21:39:30] NPC4946410567318 [470/499] has come upon brendan [1237/1487] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:13:37 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[01/19/19 11:39:26] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:29:33 towards level 99.
[01/19/19 15:29:29] brendan [452/1487] has challenged astropoint [793/870] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:45:50 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/20/19 14:41:23] brendan [620/1487] has come upon BagelBites [312/416] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:41:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/21/19 17:03:54] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:19:23 towards level 99.
[01/22/19 04:21:48] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:52:04 towards level 99.
[01/22/19 15:26:25] petrichor, fattrat, and Flonk [762/3365] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, AncalagonThBlack, and brendan [855/2683] and lost! 0 days, 06:38:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/19 20:20:38] Zoddo, Mateusz, and brendan [1592/3675] have team battled Nofew, L, and allo [724/2017] and won! 0 days, 11:03:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/19 16:51:47] brendan [1042/1487] has challenged MrGlass [814/949] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:08:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/27/19 08:02:10] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:32:38 towards level 99.
[01/30/19 23:30:44] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:50:48 towards level 99.
[01/31/19 21:20:28] brendan [960/1487] has challenged irix [72/886] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:09:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/31/19 22:20:44] pfoley [446/670] has challenged brendan [1285/1487] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:09:03 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/01/19 00:18:36] brendan [860/1487] has come upon Fluttershy [721/1085] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:19:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/02/19 00:41:07] brendan [414/1487] has come upon waifu [719/850] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:22:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/02/19 03:42:39] dclaw123, brendan, and JensRex [207/3601] have team battled Lemelisk, Everyman, and dwfreed [619/2389] and lost! 3 days, 02:17:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/19 15:07:33] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:14:46 from level 99.
[02/02/19 19:55:44] yano [181/696] has come upon brendan [17/1487] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:50 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/03/19 01:20:42] brendan [874/1487] has challenged HeavyPodda [37/1028] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:37:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/03/19 06:35:46] Sam, Brady, and TheDeadlyDandy [1082/2003] have team battled Fluttershy, Syloq, and brendan [1977/3133] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/19 21:25:16] brendan [1069/1487] has challenged NPC4946410567318 [740/762] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:59:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/04/19 11:25:32] brendan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 15:47:42] Mirc0p, brendan, and HeavyPodda [3104/3570] have team battled AngryParsley, Tor, and Sharky4 [2738/3147] and won! 0 days, 03:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 08:54:16] brendan [1320/1818] has come upon Beavis [893/1074] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:15:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/06/19 12:03:01] Cameron_D [730/1607] has come upon brendan [573/1818] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:01:44 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[02/06/19 20:59:22] brendan [1334/1818] has come upon dindinx [103/1003] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:40:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/07/19 05:34:40] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:44 towards level 99.
[02/07/19 16:05:27] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:41 towards level 99.
[02/08/19 00:47:36] vegadark [69/695] has come upon brendan [1704/1818] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:05 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/08/19 04:49:53] bigjay [534/1435] has challenged brendan [624/1818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:35:15 is added to bigjay's clock.
[02/08/19 19:36:24] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:24:55 from level 99.
[02/08/19 21:54:05] dclaw123 [51/992] has challenged brendan [114/1818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:06:36 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[02/09/19 12:57:37] brendan [1816/1818] has challenged sjefen6 [858/881] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:07:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/09/19 14:43:51] bobvador, RBecker, and vox [2286/2562] have team battled brendan, Ratigan, and max [1134/3022] and won! 0 days, 05:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/19 22:42:07] autist [22/391] has challenged brendan [1509/1818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:14 is added to autist's clock.
[02/10/19 14:01:28] Atan, Majak, brendan, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/19 22:19:31] brendan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 13:25:42] tmberg stole brendan's level 723 weapon while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves their old level 343 weapon behind, which brendan then takes.
[02/11/19 20:38:14] HellSpawn, brendan, and agrajag [2591/2858] have team battled ncarl747, lipek, and zankore [2075/3097] and won! 0 days, 00:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 23:14:45] brendan [1301/1400] has challenged Globalirc [36/794] in combat and won! 18 days, 00:52:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/12/19 10:00:28] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:51:57 from level 100.
[02/13/19 12:53:28] TauPan, allo, and brendan [824/2452] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, dclaw123, and ncarl747 [712/2558] and won! 15 days, 09:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 07:56:01] m0shbear stole brendan's level 66 helm while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves their old level 62 helm behind, which brendan then takes.
[02/14/19 13:19:28] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:16:23 towards level 100.
[02/14/19 22:24:21] crudd [634/867] has challenged brendan [1291/1395] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:24 is added to crudd's clock.
[02/14/19 23:24:35] agrajag [765/1008] has challenged brendan [318/1395] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:19:10 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[02/15/19 07:13:17] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:56:17 towards level 100.
[02/15/19 09:01:29] brendan [867/1395] has come upon Beavis [646/1148] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:46:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/15/19 09:01:29] brendan has dealt Beavis a Critical Strike! 11 days, 10:47:44 is added to Beavis's clock.
[02/16/19 12:11:44] tspange and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 19:09:30] dwfreed stole brendan's level 62 helm while they were sleeping! dwfreed leaves their old level 42 helm behind, which brendan then takes.
[02/19/19 04:27:15] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:45:13 from level 100.
[02/19/19 13:29:54] bigjay and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/19 22:42:21] brendan [680/1373] has come upon MJ94 [108/673] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:42:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/20/19 11:44:43] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:50:23 from level 100.
[02/20/19 17:02:17] Fluttershy, Nofew, and psycho [1569/2356] have team battled moaz, yano, and brendan [364/2364] and won! 1 day, 16:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 03:14:55] brendan [567/1373] has come upon dwfreed [20/400] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:07:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/21/19 11:00:23] brendan [789/1373] has challenged agrajag [638/1008] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:17:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/21/19 11:36:11] bobvador, MiddlewareMonkey, and manish17xxx [853/1800] have team battled Yuhno, allo, and brendan [1092/2675] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/19 16:48:19] Atan and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 20:35:50] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:53 towards level 100.
[02/22/19 05:13:05] MJ94 and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 20:14:47] x0, alephnull, and sigmg [601/2206] have team battled brendan, Atan, and efertone [1553/2387] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 22:05:39] Xenofex, brendan, and Tenorman [2163/3191] have team battled osannatas, Psilocybe, and Lnk [1152/2362] and won! 1 day, 03:35:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 23:14:00] osannatas [308/799] has challenged brendan [153/1373] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:38:59 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[02/24/19 21:57:35] bobvador, brendan, and Brainiac [1656/2698] have team battled allo, TimWolla, and JuanMaestro [427/2655] and won! 1 day, 08:46:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 03:25:39] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:49 towards level 100.
[02/26/19 05:23:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 23:15:50 toward level 100.
[02/27/19 10:35:38] brendan [694/1373] has challenged ohnx [694/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:18:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/27/19 15:46:16] brendan [172/1373] has come upon damyan [324/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/27/19 16:16:20] Lnk [353/810] has come upon brendan [769/1373] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:11:16 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/28/19 06:45:37] brendan [757/1373] has come upon CornFly [1176/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:52 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/28/19 08:40:34] agrajag [969/1008] has challenged brendan [695/1373] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:54:50 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[03/01/19 01:25:49] brendan [1112/1373] has challenged allo [51/619] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:19:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/01/19 12:08:20] AncalagonThBlack and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 08:02:13] xit, Asara, and brendan [2424/3811] have team battled Crazycatlady, apiw, and loomysh [771/2244] and won! 1 day, 16:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 22:00:12] brendan [817/1373] has come upon ToHellWithGA [300/975] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:41:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/02/19 22:18:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 15 days, 04:45:56 toward level 101.
[03/04/19 10:48:17] brendan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:23:35 from level 101.
[03/04/19 20:14:16] efertone [242/293] has challenged brendan [128/1373] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:12 is removed from efertone's clock.
[03/05/19 08:47:45] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:00 towards level 101.
[03/05/19 20:02:09] blizgerg [651/1293] has come upon brendan [1045/1373] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:51:54 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[03/06/19 15:59:16] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:16:28 towards level 101.
[03/08/19 10:24:26] brendan [1082/1373] has challenged Tenorman [58/1087] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:07:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/08/19 18:26:02] brendan [886/1373] has challenged simple [378/1169] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:10:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/09/19 04:59:10] brendan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:09:36 from level 101.
[03/10/19 18:35:39] brendan [531/1373] has challenged Maria [325/486] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:11:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/11/19 10:57:15] brendan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:37 from level 101.
[03/12/19 02:32:01] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:07 towards level 101.
[03/12/19 05:47:57] AncalagonThBlack, h00k, and simple [1389/2686] have team battled brendan, pants, and csc2ya [836/3037] and won! 12 days, 01:34:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 10:08:37] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:47 towards level 101.
[03/12/19 13:28:38] Lemongrab, Nistur, and brendan [2078/2928] have team battled moaz, SirMonkeybox, and IllusiveMan_ [585/1473] and won! 2 days, 06:12:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/19 07:47:59] brendan [186/1384] has challenged bookworm [248/303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:09:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/14/19 02:51:56] brendan [676/1384] has challenged shandor [419/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:08:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/14/19 20:32:52] Killerkid [807/1100] has come upon brendan [398/1384] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 20:48:53 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/14/19 20:45:46] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:24 towards level 101.
[03/15/19 00:56:24] IdleMaster [565/779] has challenged brendan [889/1384] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:32 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/15/19 03:39:39] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:26 from level 101.
[03/16/19 04:47:22] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:23 towards level 101.
[03/16/19 20:50:45] brendan [1320/1384] has come upon Geela [468/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:39:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/18/19 04:20:12] borsin [93/600] has come upon brendan [84/1384] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:03:38 is removed from borsin's clock.
[03/18/19 05:10:58] brendan, Ratigan, Zye, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/19 15:38:04] brendan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/19 07:33:31] fattrat [944/1169] has come upon brendan [17/1384] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:03:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/19/19 15:52:55] brendan [779/1384] has challenged shandor [93/579] in combat and won! 20 days, 06:43:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/19/19 19:36:55] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:11:28 towards level 102.
[03/19/19 20:24:51] Milquetoast, max, and rxcomm [403/2899] have team battled Fritzl, Mars, and brendan [2457/2783] and lost! 3 days, 14:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 22:15:21] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:10:44 towards level 102.
[03/20/19 16:12:46] brendan, TauPan, and Flonk [2335/2720] have team battled Fluttershy, Killerkid, and Fritzl [493/2463] and won! 7 days, 21:26:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/19 06:27:55] Sundance [185/787] has challenged brendan [977/1384] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:58:26 is added to Sundance's clock.
[03/21/19 14:49:21] brendan [769/1384] has come upon Beavis [196/1148] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:18:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/22/19 11:21:05] HellSpawn, Khorne, and petrichor [2032/2708] have team battled neurospex, Nistur, and brendan [436/3381] and won! 3 days, 11:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/19 03:08:09] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:06:40 towards level 102.
[03/24/19 12:03:57] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:01:35 towards level 102.
[03/24/19 14:30:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 6 days, 21:17:45 toward level 102.
[03/25/19 11:37:50] pollo [13/213] has challenged brendan [176/1384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:11 is added to pollo's clock.
[03/25/19 22:26:11] efertone [111/396] has come upon brendan [1262/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:41:55 is added to efertone's clock.
[03/27/19 02:12:22] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:38 towards level 102.
[03/27/19 02:13:25] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:49 towards level 102.
[03/27/19 03:19:10] brendan [1151/1384] has come upon ilbelkyr [892/1084] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:54:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/27/19 06:20:14] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:13:51 from level 102.
[03/28/19 14:19:56] Greg [17/76] has challenged brendan [94/1384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:18 is added to Greg's clock.
[03/29/19 01:35:32] brendan [217/1384] has come upon neurospex [164/1211] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:47:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/29/19 03:52:53] brendan [685/1384] has come upon apiw [564/826] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:07:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/19 16:17:14] FSM and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 02:54:39] dindinx and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 08:48:22] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/19 16:15:54] brendan and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/19 17:19:59] brendan, Faker, and woonack [866/2155] have team battled yano, Phreaker, and Majak [883/1832] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/19 11:58:01] brendan [568/1384] has come upon twado [148/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/02/19 11:58:01] brendan has dealt twado a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:34:32 is added to twado's clock.
[04/02/19 15:34:38] brendan [536/1384] has challenged Kropotkin [140/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/02/19 17:31:07] psycho, brendan, and PiotrekD [195/2581] have team battled Milquetoast, ncarl747, and LordH [1217/2879] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 11:31:20] Majak and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 18:05:05] brendan [836/1384] has challenged dwfreed [160/424] in combat and won! 21 days, 10:21:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/04/19 11:45:27] woonack [142/491] has come upon brendan [1213/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:27:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/19 20:30:13] The_Joker, zifre, and manish17xxx [630/1511] have team battled Brady, brendan, and psycho [263/2767] and won! 0 days, 02:21:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 05:15:50] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:12:34 towards level 103.
[04/05/19 15:02:34] kork, M144, and Sharky4 [136/1984] have team battled Geela, brendan, and cirdan [1880/3103] and lost! 1 day, 16:30:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/19 03:56:23] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/19 09:52:44] brendan [222/1384] has come upon Yuhno [271/683] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:18:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/07/19 12:55:31] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:27:35 towards level 103.
[04/08/19 02:10:40] brendan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brendan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/08/19 03:00:39] brendan [350/1371] has come upon Phreaker [27/603] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:23:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/08/19 03:01:24] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:04:38 from level 103.
[04/09/19 01:59:24] brendan [76/1371] has come upon woonack [214/491] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:23:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/09/19 02:30:58] brendan [398/1371] has come upon yano [654/781] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:39:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/09/19 12:15:23] brendan [570/1371] has come upon Lemongrab [652/763] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:48:12 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/10/19 05:11:16] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:37:02 towards level 103.
[04/10/19 10:15:00] brendan [609/1371] has come upon LukeLR [589/671] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:47:51 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/10/19 10:17:06] anarcat [138/410] has challenged brendan [1075/1371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/10/19 19:17:32] MetaNova [389/1057] has challenged brendan [237/1371] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:05:30 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/11/19 01:51:01] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:24 towards level 103.
[04/11/19 12:14:06] brendan and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 15:19:37] brendan and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 18:08:04] brendan [360/1382] has come upon sjefen6 [131/874] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:15:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/13/19 08:46:17] brendan, Tenorman, and el [2655/3430] have team battled Ironhoof, Pici, and bigjay [787/3723] and won! 3 days, 20:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 18:35:47] astropoint [228/873] has challenged brendan [259/1382] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:20:26 is added to astropoint's clock.
[04/14/19 21:26:28] wMw [238/621] has come upon brendan [162/1382] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:37:16 is removed from wMw's clock.
[04/14/19 23:08:52] IceeVeeCee, Scornn, and LeLutin [471/1155] have team battled sunri5e, sjefen6, and brendan [2541/3432] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/19 06:14:13] kenyon [588/1132] has challenged brendan [859/1382] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:22:16 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/16/19 05:39:08] brendan and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/19 06:22:03] Aahz [3/34] has challenged brendan [1300/1382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:19 is added to Aahz's clock.
[04/17/19 00:42:30] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:46 towards level 103.
[04/19/19 11:42:27] L, MadHatter, and nickware [1108/2246] have team battled brendan, ishanyx, and jbroome [1181/2697] and lost! 0 days, 10:48:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/19 09:51:44] m0shbear stole brendan's level 80 set of leggings while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves their old level 32 set of leggings behind, which brendan then takes.
[04/20/19 11:25:29] TauPan [410/434] has come upon brendan [139/1329] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:11:13 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/20/19 11:25:29] TauPan [287/434] has come upon brendan [642/1329] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:55:07 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/21/19 02:32:10] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:37 towards level 103.
[04/22/19 10:40:39] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:13 towards level 103.
[04/22/19 11:14:07] ToHellWithGA, Xenthys, and ohnx [2253/2356] have team battled brendan, JuanMaestro, and allo [606/2881] and won! 0 days, 14:12:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 15:24:41] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:04 towards level 103.
[04/23/19 06:06:16] tmberg, Killerkid, and CornFly [2092/3682] have team battled Xenofex, brendan, and IdleMaster [2592/2858] and lost! 1 day, 15:31:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/19 09:14:49] brendan [1241/1329] has come upon bookworm [262/337] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:49:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/24/19 05:32:32] brendan [531/1329] has challenged idlerpgww [394/730] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:04:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/25/19 09:38:51] brendan [929/1329] has challenged bigjay [823/1435] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:25:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/26/19 21:04:41] efertone, shandor, and bebbet [1425/1591] have team battled zifre, Iceman, and brendan [158/2458] and won! 0 days, 15:41:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 23:15:34] petrichor, elf, and Nechayev [297/3096] have team battled Bahhumbug, Desspugne, and brendan [712/2729] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/19 06:49:41] brendan [1217/1329] has challenged dindinx [220/1007] in combat and won! 22 days, 14:29:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/30/19 06:21:49] nickware stole brendan's level 69 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! nickware leaves their old level 55 pair of gloves behind, which brendan then takes.
[04/30/19 13:42:25] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:34:12 towards level 104.
[05/01/19 02:35:30] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:25:38 towards level 104.
[05/01/19 15:19:50] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:58 towards level 104.
[05/01/19 17:01:48] BagelBites [648/696] has challenged brendan [10/1314] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:44:26 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[05/01/19 21:04:28] brendan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! brendan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/19 04:17:43] blizgerg, Bradicus, and Zoddo [3103/3376] have team battled brendan, yano, and bebbet [2305/2361] and won! 0 days, 09:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 09:17:14] Misza [275/1271] has challenged brendan [693/1318] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:47:45 is added to Misza's clock.
[05/02/19 20:15:22] simple, brendan, and Everyman [442/3322] have team battled Oooooog, Xenofex, and Birdbones [1033/2879] and lost! 4 days, 06:58:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/19 11:07:10] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:24:47 towards level 104.
[05/04/19 01:06:22] WallIdl and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 04:38:15] brendan [225/1318] has come upon SlowRiot [390/864] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:57:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/04/19 11:49:41] Bradicus, Curious_Onion, and brendan [1952/2949] have team battled Milquetoast, max, and Lemelisk [1375/3168] and won! 1 day, 19:43:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/19 06:39:38] el [328/945] has challenged brendan [1236/1318] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:59:44 is added to el's clock.
[05/06/19 14:15:59] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:23:28 towards level 104.
[05/06/19 21:58:05] brendan [963/1318] has come upon skarlso [282/448] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:57:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/07/19 04:44:54] Brady [803/922] has challenged brendan [1021/1318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:56 is added to Brady's clock.
[05/07/19 09:46:06] brendan [715/1318] has challenged MaryMaid [173/427] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:55:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/07/19 15:06:48] Curious_Onion, kork, and AngryParsley [1541/2279] have team battled brycec, brendan, and Birdbones [477/3795] and won! 0 days, 20:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/19 05:06:22] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:37 towards level 104.
[05/09/19 06:56:49] Notir [8/330] has challenged brendan [1048/1318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:47:07 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/11/19 05:07:39] MetaNova [183/1030] has challenged brendan [988/1318] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:39:35 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[05/12/19 16:49:58] kenyon, strife, and SCSi [406/2100] have team battled brendan, Misza, and butlerian [548/2982] and lost! 1 day, 09:47:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/19 17:16:10] pollo [285/811] has challenged brendan [702/1318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:41 is added to pollo's clock.
[05/14/19 08:25:16] damyan [354/898] has challenged brendan [975/1318] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:15:57 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/14/19 09:25:29] brendan [881/1318] has challenged cirdan [208/991] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:07:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/14/19 11:51:31] LapTop006 [261/524] has challenged brendan [506/1318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[05/14/19 20:19:14] Bkid [746/762] has challenged brendan [637/1318] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:05:30 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[05/15/19 03:29:39] Atan [138/778] has challenged brendan [299/1318] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:16:36 is added to Atan's clock.
[05/15/19 04:23:39] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:00 towards level 104.
[05/16/19 21:39:39] Kropotkin [373/635] has challenged brendan [354/1318] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:03:18 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[05/17/19 11:42:52] MrGlass [540/884] has challenged brendan [349/1318] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:07:52 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/17/19 19:48:02] sheu, grooverider, and holloway [51/3020] have team battled simple, CoarseHorse, and brendan [1443/2781] and lost! 0 days, 18:36:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/19 22:10:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 12:11:03 from level 104.
[05/18/19 21:14:09] brendan [264/1318] has come upon algernon [318/419] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:32:36 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/19 05:40:04] brendan [631/1318] has come upon himuraken [655/971] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:07:49 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/19/19 07:32:35] D.Va and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 20:50:30] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:11 towards level 104.
[05/20/19 16:34:44] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:32 towards level 104.
[05/20/19 17:00:45] brendan [190/1318] has challenged ohnx [338/833] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:56:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/20/19 22:14:43] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:27 towards level 104.
[05/21/19 08:04:12] brendan [476/1318] has challenged bisco [55/435] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:06:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/21/19 09:04:25] Xenofex [446/759] has challenged brendan [310/1318] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:03 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[05/21/19 18:50:34] brendan and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 03:38:31] elbie and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 05:10:12] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:00:43 from level 104.
[05/24/19 19:43:55] Herb_Tarlek, alephnull, and Tenorman [501/2834] have team battled Nofew, brendan, and MadMan [1565/3351] and lost! 3 days, 07:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/19 04:26:16] brendan and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 04:28:56] GilbertErik, TauPan, and Everyman [1264/2053] have team battled MetaNova, RBecker, and brendan [942/3168] and won! 0 days, 01:14:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 12:32:59] shandor [360/612] has challenged brendan [874/1322] in combat and lost! 14 days, 21:28:28 is added to shandor's clock.
[05/26/19 22:18:26] brendan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! brendan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/19 07:43:04] brendan [154/1283] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [370/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:46:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/29/19 23:18:30] brendan and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/19 08:51:27] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:57 towards level 104.
[05/31/19 16:06:21] brendan [1082/1283] has come upon JensRex [5/1226] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:15:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/01/19 14:23:57] brendan, pants, and MJ94 [2506/2914] have team battled Nistur, petrichor, and damyan [990/2647] and won! 0 days, 10:56:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/19 07:20:51] sheu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 03:55:57] Scornn and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 08:30:02] brendan [316/1283] has challenged sunri5e [458/1191] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:26:12 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/03/19 20:29:16] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:02:27 from level 105.
[06/04/19 09:28:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 41 days, 08:53:34 toward level 105.
[06/04/19 22:02:36] bookworm [246/390] has challenged brendan [722/1283] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:35:03 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/07/19 02:07:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 16 days, 20:23:08 toward level 105.
[06/07/19 03:35:49] blizgerg, CornFly, and Nofew [1955/3347] have team battled Andries, ncarl747, and brendan [202/2612] and won! 0 days, 09:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 10:45:00] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:39:17 from level 105.
[06/07/19 14:11:25] brendan, strife, and pollo [874/2535] have team battled Andries, vegadark, and pixelate [494/1765] and won! 2 days, 14:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/19 11:31:57] rorre [72/197] has challenged brendan [10/1283] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:12 is removed from rorre's clock.
[06/09/19 03:11:48] psycho [387/442] has challenged brendan [694/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:56:56 is added to psycho's clock.
[06/09/19 04:50:31] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:49:05 towards level 105.
[06/10/19 04:34:03] ilbelkyr, tmberg, brendan, and jbroome have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/19 16:20:10] rxcomm [698/1281] has challenged brendan [619/1283] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:24:05 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[06/11/19 09:44:35] Muirrum, CornFly, and rxcomm [2785/2913] have team battled borsin, AncalagonThBlack, and brendan [2052/2673] and won! 0 days, 12:40:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 19:39:22] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:26:37 towards level 105.
[06/11/19 23:52:19] Agent86, brendan, and idlerpgww [1779/2686] have team battled petrichor, IdleMaster, and anarcat [644/2573] and won! 3 days, 17:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/19 03:58:50] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/19 10:31:45] brendan, The_Joker, and Atan [250/2450] have team battled fattrat, AbacusAvenger, and TheresusPheronor [2398/2573] and lost! 1 day, 05:50:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/19 15:39:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 9 days, 02:20:08 toward level 105.
[06/15/19 20:28:45] Sundance and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/19 03:35:47] brendan [894/1283] has challenged Fritzl [294/326] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/16/19 03:38:17] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:20:47 from level 105.
[06/16/19 10:37:19] BagelBites [311/699] has challenged brendan [821/1283] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:23:10 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[06/16/19 16:05:03] Mateusz, brendan, and Eldoreth [2345/3368] have team battled agrajag, micah, and zankore [2093/2950] and won! 0 days, 22:25:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/19 11:21:18] brendan [638/1283] has come upon simple [457/1237] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:32:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/19 15:43:11] brendan [834/1283] has come upon Euph0ria [314/436] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:08 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/19/19 02:41:30] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:30 from level 105.
[06/19/19 11:39:18] vegadark [689/744] has come upon brendan [1212/1283] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:14 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/20/19 04:07:30] xmj [82/331] has challenged brendan [1230/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to xmj's clock.
[06/20/19 04:56:17] brendan [294/1283] has come upon pollo [180/837] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/20/19 04:57:20] brendan [1228/1283] has challenged Sharky4 [248/810] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/20/19 06:52:56] brendan [1077/1283] has come upon pixelate [19/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:06:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/20/19 09:50:28] LordH stole brendan's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! LordH leaves their old level 284 pair of boots behind, which brendan then takes.
[06/20/19 10:28:38] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:34 towards level 105.
[06/21/19 10:34:30] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:27 towards level 105.
[06/22/19 06:08:27] brendan [475/1277] has challenged StalkR [129/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/22/19 07:38:25] brendan [634/1293] has challenged csssuf [21/691] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:10:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/22/19 12:49:52] Mithkabob, FSM, and Sundance [1065/1806] have team battled brendan, Khorne, and The_Joker [80/2769] and won! 2 days, 02:43:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 00:25:36] brendan and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 13:22:47] Sharky4, brendan, and borsin [168/2756] have team battled darkmage, Majak, and elf [1771/3015] and lost! 0 days, 10:34:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/19 14:15:04] brendan [28/1293] has challenged Tenorman [365/1171] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:45:52 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/23/19 21:44:12] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:32:54 from level 106.
[06/24/19 01:02:40] brendan [281/1293] has come upon shandor [541/612] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 18:56:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/24/19 13:32:29] brendan, damyan, and LapTop006 [592/2957] have team battled Tratos, Killerkid, and zid [1048/3119] and lost! 2 days, 21:23:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/19 08:34:39] inittab, Phreaker, and bootdisk [1150/2052] have team battled Kerri, brendan, and J [1936/2443] and lost! 1 day, 03:25:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/19 18:46:32] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 06:56:21 from level 106.
[06/26/19 22:24:51] bookworm, Reilly, and Lemongrab [193/1881] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, xayto, and brendan [244/3005] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/19 23:01:35] dkorhonen [5/22] has challenged brendan [394/1293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:39 is added to dkorhonen's clock.
[06/26/19 23:25:16] djm, brendan, and AbacusAvenger [2531/3171] have team battled Syloq, Everyman, and ilbelkyr [1389/2408] and won! 2 days, 14:06:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 02:24:42] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 07:42:46 from level 106.
[06/27/19 06:29:40] woonack [479/506] has come upon brendan [715/1293] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:49:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/27/19 11:59:14] freeboson, pants, and MaryMaid [123/2539] have team battled brendan, mordac, and Lemelisk [2734/3927] and lost! 0 days, 12:38:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/19 21:33:21] brendan [36/1293] has come upon StalkR [110/380] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:32:20 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/28/19 06:46:27] Zyphyr, elbie, and CoarseHorse [299/1941] have team battled strife, Kerri, and brendan [329/2180] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 23:43:15] Mars [738/1157] has challenged brendan [215/1293] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:53:07 is removed from Mars's clock.
[06/30/19 07:43:49] Curious_Onion, brendan, anarcat, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/19 11:12:46] sc_ [18/118] has challenged brendan [951/1293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:42 is added to sc_'s clock.
[06/30/19 14:38:00] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:00:45 towards level 106.
[07/01/19 03:24:50] dindinx and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 03:35:25] brendan, pfoley, and blabber [1535/2611] have team battled The_Joker, Milquetoast, and IllusiveMan_ [1022/2022] and won! 3 days, 00:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 21:55:14] IllusiveMan_ [369/629] has challenged brendan [555/1293] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:55:53 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[07/01/19 21:56:41] Agent86, brendan, and Fluttershy [991/3045] have team battled Lemelisk, Antium, and Birdbones [2309/3347] and lost! 0 days, 15:05:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/19 23:20:54] chauffer [276/467] has come upon brendan [436/1293] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:58:38 is added to chauffer's clock.
[07/02/19 19:56:33] gdm, phraktyl, and brendan [627/2061] have team battled ToHellWithGA, xmj, and sjums_the_great [1410/1820] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 20:04:26] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:14:13 towards level 106.
[07/03/19 07:52:06] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:34:00 towards level 106.
[07/04/19 11:11:43] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 15:17:33] Kropotkin [261/588] has challenged brendan [1033/1293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:23 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[07/06/19 19:23:58] waifu [394/995] has challenged brendan [456/1293] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:08:48 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/06/19 21:24:24] brendan [411/1293] has challenged sjefen6 [431/610] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:26:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/07/19 03:46:13] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:19:57 from level 106.
[07/07/19 15:28:17] dindinx [604/1024] has challenged brendan [153/1293] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:02:29 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[07/07/19 15:28:17] In the fierce battle, brendan dropped their level 74 ring! dindinx picks it up, tossing their old level 72 ring to brendan.
[07/07/19 16:43:13] JensRex stole brendan's level 284 pair of boots while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves their old level 265 pair of boots behind, which brendan then takes.
[07/09/19 09:11:50] brendan [650/1270] has come upon womblecat [46/656] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:45:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/11/19 01:15:28] brendan [111/1270] has come upon TimWolla [746/914] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:01:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/11/19 04:47:17] brendan [567/1270] has challenged apiw [28/869] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:33:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/11/19 21:00:37] TimWolla and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 03:32:18] Agent86, tspange, and brendan [1159/2764] have team battled Equinox, holloway, and DrJosh9000 [1364/2010] and lost! 9 days, 03:26:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/19 21:02:47] Birdbones, MrGlass, and sjefen6 [2276/2878] have team battled brendan, TimWolla, and fattrat [3466/3496] and lost! 5 days, 13:17:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 02:57:41] brendan [947/1270] has challenged Antium [577/940] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:25:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/15/19 13:26:08] brendan [940/1270] has come upon wMw [131/631] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:41:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/15/19 21:37:54] nawcom [0/4] has challenged brendan [848/1270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:01 is added to nawcom's clock.
[07/16/19 01:48:43] brendan, Jay_of_Delucia, and mwhahaha [389/2792] have team battled ToHellWithGA, max, and Crazycatlady [625/2661] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/19 18:52:16] pollo, max, and bookworm [1922/2216] have team battled IllusiveMan_, brendan, and chauffer [1493/2357] and won! 0 days, 18:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 19:17:20] brendan [21/1270] has challenged SCSi [315/759] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:05:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/17/19 00:46:54] brendan sharpened the edge of their weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/19 22:29:40] CoarseHorse, dayman, and Ironhoof [767/2362] have team battled ishanyx, mwhahaha, and brendan [714/3053] and won! 0 days, 11:09:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 09:19:02] Kerri and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 10:01:22] brendan [17/1303] has come upon Syloq [300/596] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:36:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/21/19 01:39:43] Tenorman [803/1171] has challenged brendan [236/1303] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:16:41 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/21/19 16:42:53] brycec [1140/1168] has challenged brendan [1187/1303] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:58:07 is added to brycec's clock.
[07/22/19 12:23:11] idlerpgww and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 16:48:19] Ironhoof [707/1191] has challenged brendan [800/1303] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:46:37 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[07/22/19 19:37:56] brendan [833/1303] has come upon csssuf [162/660] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:01:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/23/19 11:34:16] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:06 towards level 106.
[07/26/19 12:21:35] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:43:30 towards level 106.
[07/26/19 21:41:49] sjefen6 [162/610] has come upon brendan [300/1303] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:33:53 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/27/19 05:46:37] brendan and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/19 10:35:28] brendan [935/1303] has come upon Sixbierehomme [406/863] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:48:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/28/19 12:10:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 23:30:47 toward level 106.
[07/29/19 14:33:31] Tiny_Nuggins [192/220] has come upon brendan [335/1303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:56 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/31/19 07:27:27] brendan [973/1328] has challenged sc_ [91/388] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:33:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/31/19 20:10:23] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:24:59 towards level 107.
[08/01/19 07:39:58] Heisenberg [406/756] has challenged brendan [1315/1328] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:03:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/02/19 02:32:57] Khorne, dayman, and Sixbierehomme [2216/2515] have team battled Velyn, holloway, and brendan [966/2685] and won! 0 days, 14:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 02:51:03] Sullivan [71/99] has challenged brendan [611/1328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:53 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[08/03/19 03:03:35] brendan [1/1328] has come upon neurospex [1298/1305] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:55:49 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/03/19 04:37:22] Tratos, Curious_Onion, and Tiny_Nuggins [847/2176] have team battled MrGlass, lipek, and brendan [2258/3506] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 19:53:24] brendan [359/1328] has challenged Elgo [193/567] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:15:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/06/19 08:12:22] Mithkabob and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 03:10:44] brendan [169/1328] has challenged sjefen6 [456/610] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:11:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/07/19 11:27:41] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:31:16 from level 107.
[08/08/19 11:01:49] jbroome [194/735] has come upon brendan [371/1328] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:16:09 is added to jbroome's clock.
[08/08/19 18:37:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 16:02:12 from level 107.
[08/08/19 19:32:07] pixelate, ToHellWithGA, and MadMan [328/2730] have team battled brendan, Zyphyr, and csssuf [19/2555] and won! 1 day, 16:59:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/19 20:23:25] The_Joker and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/19 08:42:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 21 days, 01:38:40 toward level 107.
[08/10/19 12:48:28] brendan [989/1328] has come upon gdm [339/581] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:03:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/10/19 18:29:40] brendan [763/1328] has challenged Zaratustra [33/1172] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:13:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/11/19 06:32:15] buyoq [14/358] has challenged brendan [176/1328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:59 is added to buyoq's clock.
[08/11/19 12:23:14] brendan and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/19 12:25:35] suterismus, blizgerg, and Tiny_Nuggins [711/3136] have team battled Andries, brendan, and yano [2237/2361] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 16:19:57] brendan and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/19 13:57:11] SlowRiot [796/844] has come upon brendan [1118/1328] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 19:53:59 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/13/19 14:34:22] dartainus, Sixbierehomme, and ishanyx [1505/2122] have team battled brendan, everbrew, and AbacusAvenger [1723/2939] and lost! 1 day, 16:54:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 02:24:46] dax [266/545] has come upon brendan [697/1328] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:51:04 is added to dax's clock.
[08/15/19 08:18:33] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:45 towards level 107.
[08/17/19 07:45:34] MetaNova [185/992] has come upon brendan [624/1328] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:50:53 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[08/17/19 18:05:03] brendan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:21:02 from level 107.
[08/17/19 20:48:24] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:48:50 from level 107.
[08/17/19 23:14:40] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:05 towards level 107.
[08/18/19 22:11:08] brendan [823/1328] has come upon Beavis [635/1142] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:57:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/19/19 12:51:21] brendan and Xenofex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 03:23:25] golgy [218/374] has challenged brendan [214/1328] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:49:20 is removed from golgy's clock.
[08/21/19 22:04:16] brendan, Lemelisk, and Sundance [161/3216] have team battled astropoint, borsin, and BagelBites [742/2284] and lost! 2 days, 02:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/19 10:13:47] brendan sharpened the edge of their weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/19 11:32:30] brendan [98/1365] has challenged pfoley [184/686] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/22/19 23:25:57] brendan [493/1365] has come upon Grayson [210/412] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:11:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/23/19 19:44:55] brendan [1107/1365] has come upon xayto [530/782] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:34:42 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/25/19 17:43:55] waifu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/19 20:11:55] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:26:14 from level 107.
[08/25/19 22:44:29] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:35 towards level 107.
[08/25/19 23:54:34] brendan [1104/1365] has come upon Brainiac [41/737] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:12:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/26/19 12:45:01] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:55 towards level 107.
[08/26/19 22:39:15] elbie, brendan, blizgerg, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/19 02:55:27] fattrat [1095/1300] has come upon brendan [231/1365] and taken them in combat! 31 days, 01:03:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/27/19 06:50:09] waifu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 13:11:31] brendan [893/1365] has come upon shandor [69/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:57:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/27/19 19:45:51] brendan [472/1365] has come upon zifre [151/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/19 00:08:06] brendan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:13 from level 107.
[08/28/19 07:45:17] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:21 from level 107.
[08/29/19 00:56:01] brendan [877/1365] has challenged efertone [385/506] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:53:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/29/19 15:13:16] vegadark [640/656] has come upon brendan [196/1365] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:35:19 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/29/19 21:09:50] brendan [950/1365] has challenged ganome [80/454] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:37:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/31/19 00:54:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 15 days, 13:21:37 toward level 108.
[08/31/19 09:26:49] sigmg [698/757] has come upon brendan [1024/1365] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:07:05 is added to sigmg's clock.
[09/01/19 13:25:47] brendan [1120/1365] has challenged pants [823/1157] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:00:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/02/19 14:46:34] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:04:52 towards level 108.
[09/03/19 01:47:28] Sharky4, loomysh, and Nofew [2657/2789] have team battled SCSi, brendan, and MiddlewareMonkey [647/3028] and won! 0 days, 03:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 02:39:20] brendan [78/1365] has challenged dax [38/551] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:36:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/04/19 15:42:10] jbroome [152/734] has challenged brendan [853/1365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:13:03 is added to jbroome's clock.
[09/05/19 10:58:05] brendan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:11:32 from level 108.
[09/06/19 00:49:21] brendan [794/1365] has challenged rxcomm [860/1296] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:49:00 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/06/19 06:50:37] brendan [1134/1365] has challenged xonic [108/830] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:20:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/06/19 07:49:56] brendan [415/1365] has come upon elbie [982/1017] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:52:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/08/19 03:52:08] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:59 towards level 108.
[09/08/19 16:51:21] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:21:40 towards level 108.
[09/08/19 18:44:29] wMw, Notir, and brendan [573/2615] have team battled damyan, Roxana, and KeboDK [1183/3108] and lost! 2 days, 08:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/19 22:03:41] petrichor [175/1247] has come upon brendan [313/1365] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 00:52:20 is added to petrichor's clock.
[09/09/19 00:05:04] meskio [504/775] has challenged brendan [737/1365] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:47:45 is added to meskio's clock.
[09/09/19 08:43:25] brendan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:39:06 from level 108.
[09/10/19 02:08:36] brendan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brendan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/19 13:46:14] brendan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! brendan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/19 22:11:37] brendan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:36:50 from level 108.
[09/11/19 00:18:46] dartainus, theZoMBiE, and Sixbierehomme [531/1927] have team battled Eldoreth, SlowRiot, and brendan [63/3423] and won! 2 days, 00:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/19 05:11:33] Sundance and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 16:59:47] brendan and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/19 12:34:45] brendan [366/1348] has challenged el [303/974] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:10:56 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/16/19 11:34:38] brendan [1228/1348] has come upon Andries [98/512] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:20:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/17/19 09:54:11] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:10 towards level 108.
[09/17/19 10:20:57] WallIdl, Jay_of_Delucia, and Scar3cr0w [623/1464] have team battled FSM, brendan, and blizgerg [706/3481] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/19 20:46:19] neurospex, kork, and Roxana [2411/2808] have team battled freeboson, The_Joker, and brendan [1578/2407] and won! 0 days, 23:32:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 07:08:35] brendan and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 16:52:36] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:31 from level 108.
[09/19/19 20:04:02] IdleMaster [112/756] has challenged brendan [404/1348] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:35:08 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/20/19 01:32:14] Xaris [123/318] has challenged brendan [1110/1348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:10 is added to Xaris's clock.
[09/20/19 08:52:28] phraktyl [382/502] has come upon brendan [728/1348] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:39 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[09/20/19 19:13:21] CornFly [60/1147] has come upon brendan [39/1348] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:17:27 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/21/19 01:05:00] Atan and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/19 06:11:43] brendan [854/1348] has challenged djm [622/986] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:17:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/22/19 19:20:18] brendan [1277/1348] has challenged Chuck [722/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:05:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/23/19 15:00:26] KH405, brendan, and max [638/2629] have team battled Fluttershy, FSM, and Herb_Tarlek [591/2794] and won! 0 days, 11:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/19 19:25:55] LukeLR [9/768] has challenged brendan [770/1348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:37 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[09/24/19 19:32:33] brendan [1026/1348] has come upon acolarh [208/766] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/25/19 14:57:46] brendan [1093/1348] has challenged damyan [132/1238] in combat and won! 22 days, 19:29:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/28/19 06:49:47] brendan [1026/1360] has come upon StalkR [407/429] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:58:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/29/19 05:57:01] brendan [275/1360] has challenged gdm [26/578] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:04:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/30/19 06:02:50] brendan [528/1360] has come upon sheu [381/555] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:15:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/30/19 06:09:28] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:48:10 towards level 109.
[09/30/19 21:06:14] brendan [965/1360] has challenged soltys [602/884] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:38:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/01/19 04:38:50] fattrat [287/1300] has challenged brendan [1331/1360] in combat and lost! 13 days, 19:51:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/01/19 18:11:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 22 days, 11:51:13 toward level 109.
[10/02/19 02:13:19] brendan [200/1360] has challenged Xaris [476/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:13:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/03/19 02:05:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 18:57:37 toward level 109.
[10/06/19 04:36:48] brendan [439/1360] has challenged Psilocybe [30/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/07/19 04:22:35] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:41 from level 109.
[10/07/19 09:25:49] PiotrekD, TheresusPheronor, and brendan [2414/2843] have team battled phraktyl, darkmage, and LukeLR [192/2741] and won! 0 days, 06:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 12:56:24] brendan [352/1360] has challenged simple [572/1016] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:34:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/09/19 18:57:49] blabber [163/748] has come upon brendan [624/1360] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:04:09 is added to blabber's clock.
[10/10/19 10:01:06] brendan [1109/1360] has challenged L [379/777] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:38:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/10/19 19:46:17] brendan and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/19 23:43:26] brendan, Reilly, and AngryParsley [2535/3052] have team battled DrJosh9000, m0shbear, and Scar3cr0w [1224/2210] and won! 0 days, 06:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/19 01:04:43] RBecker [582/849] has challenged brendan [471/1360] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:54:19 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[10/11/19 05:58:11] brendan [567/1360] has come upon bisco [264/888] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:34:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/11/19 20:09:25] brendan [187/1360] has challenged dindinx [238/836] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:32:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/12/19 02:24:56] womblecat [403/698] has come upon brendan [221/1360] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:20:16 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[10/13/19 04:56:39] Fluttershy, brendan, and Dyntra [480/2825] have team battled MrGlass, suterismus, and mordac [1719/3531] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 16:24:28] brendan [748/1360] has come upon Tenorman [1129/1185] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 12:31:23 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/14/19 12:01:40] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 03:17:58 towards level 110.
[10/14/19 12:38:22] brendan and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/19 01:37:21] pollo stole brendan's level 90 tunic while they were sleeping! pollo leaves their old level 80 tunic behind, which brendan then takes.
[10/15/19 07:18:38] Lnk [998/1049] has challenged brendan [891/1349] in combat and won! 20 days, 20:08:20 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/15/19 12:17:05] Milquetoast, mwhahaha, and brendan [985/3351] have team battled SCSi, Reilly, and pollo [266/2128] and won! 3 days, 20:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/19 20:31:10] brendan, GilbertErik, Milquetoast, and golgy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/19 22:18:28] brendan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:01:50 from level 110.
[10/16/19 00:18:17] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:01:00 from level 110.
[10/16/19 16:06:04] brendan [1151/1349] has come upon meffe [248/702] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:24:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/18/19 00:28:12] brendan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:21:06 from level 110.
[10/18/19 05:46:05] MetaNova [624/996] has challenged brendan [1077/1349] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:30:50 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/18/19 19:18:36] brendan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:21:35 from level 110.
[10/19/19 04:57:39] Lemelisk stole brendan's level 70 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Lemelisk leaves their old level 60 pair of gloves behind, which brendan then takes.
[10/19/19 14:23:15] Xenofex, himuraken, and brendan [1882/3184] have team battled sbp, Zyphyr, and sunri5e [122/2360] and won! 1 day, 13:20:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 10:58:29] MiddlewareMonkey [432/944] has challenged brendan [1047/1338] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:35:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/20/19 14:38:54] brendan sharpened the edge of their weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/19 05:42:35] alephnull [606/922] has challenged brendan [1306/1379] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:15:18 is added to alephnull's clock.
[10/21/19 17:50:08] brendan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:21:35 from level 110.
[10/21/19 18:29:03] csc2ya, Eldoreth, brendan, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/19 00:12:42] Fluttershy [381/1090] has challenged brendan [1341/1379] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:39:45 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[10/23/19 07:52:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 10 days, 19:28:30 toward level 110.
[10/24/19 09:02:02] Ironhoof, Yuhno, HeavyPodda, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/19 19:00:20] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:44 from level 110.
[10/25/19 22:13:35] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:53:55 from level 110.
[10/27/19 03:00:25] brendan [9/1379] has come upon D.Va [27/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:30:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/28/19 01:31:39] ncarl747 [541/848] has challenged brendan [233/1379] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:15:32 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[10/28/19 05:36:47] m0shbear, Athos, and borsin [445/2308] have team battled Zyphyr, jawsh, and brendan [88/2326] and won! 0 days, 10:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 08:44:09] waifu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 12:36:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 17 days, 23:19:53 toward level 110.
[10/30/19 18:20:56] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:23 towards level 110.
[10/31/19 22:01:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 4 days, 04:15:37 toward level 110.
[11/01/19 18:32:55] allo [414/677] has come upon brendan [1084/1379] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 00:19:13 is added to allo's clock.
[11/03/19 19:41:44] brendan [1139/1379] has challenged LukeLR [356/794] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:49:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/04/19 19:08:06] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:26:50 towards level 111.
[11/04/19 22:17:46] elf, Desspugne, and ToHellWithGA [390/3113] have team battled sc_, Notir, and brendan [1144/2469] and lost! 0 days, 11:29:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/19 01:50:28] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:51:24 towards level 111.
[11/07/19 07:41:34] HeavyPodda, blizgerg, and brendan [342/3728] have team battled sjefen6, SlowRiot, and Herb_Tarlek [2397/2414] and lost! 9 days, 06:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 00:43:51] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:18:27 towards level 111.
[11/08/19 04:47:14] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:32:41 towards level 111.
[11/08/19 12:16:50] brendan [1009/1389] has come upon Mars [241/1276] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:32:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/08/19 13:55:13] bookworm, brendan, and sjums_the_great [602/2287] have team battled L, simple, and CornFly [2335/2955] and lost! 3 days, 10:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 16:36:47] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:40:02 towards level 111.
[11/11/19 06:40:14] bigjay, Chuck, and mwhahaha [3022/3267] have team battled zid, brendan, and kork [2314/2697] and won! 0 days, 17:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 12:10:37] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:31:52 towards level 111.
[11/11/19 12:51:21] TimWolla and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 16:53:53] brendan [654/1389] has come upon HeavyPodda [626/943] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:24:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/11/19 22:55:03] brycec, jawsh, and ncarl747 [194/2483] have team battled brendan, dindinx, and Nistur [278/3010] and lost! 0 days, 03:59:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/19 00:36:56] ishanyx [273/776] has challenged brendan [1047/1389] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:38:49 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[11/12/19 06:33:02] phraktyl, blabber, and Mars [1363/2695] have team battled brendan, IdleMaster, and Atan [1076/2930] and won! 2 days, 05:58:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 08:35:24] brendan [686/1389] has come upon dax [170/575] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:17:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/12/19 15:10:22] brendan, Ironhoof, and h00k [2315/3382] have team battled Eldoreth, xayto, and mordac [3254/3349] and lost! 4 days, 10:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/19 12:45:33] csssuf [277/728] has challenged brendan [1098/1389] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:56:38 is added to csssuf's clock.
[11/13/19 14:46:00] brendan [1174/1389] has challenged Andries [314/522] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:13:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/13/19 22:47:52] Tratos [330/1000] has challenged brendan [770/1389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:08 is added to Tratos's clock.
[11/15/19 06:05:25] Bahhumbug, tmberg, and ToHellWithGA [3405/3615] have team battled freeboson, datdus, and brendan [1344/2291] and won! 2 days, 13:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/19 06:52:11] Psilocybe [66/730] has challenged brendan [1319/1389] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:58:58 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[11/16/19 11:58:46] brendan [687/1389] has challenged zid [621/959] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:22:26 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/16/19 15:03:45] Khorne, MrGlass, and double [582/3086] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, xonic, and brendan [3029/3060] and lost! 2 days, 18:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/19 09:29:51] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:33:45 towards level 111.
[11/18/19 03:18:00] Globalirc, lipek, and brendan [3407/3647] have team battled MadMan, borsin, and Xenofex [180/2758] and won! 2 days, 12:27:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 14:23:05] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:13 from level 111.
[11/19/19 10:10:34] damyan stole brendan's level 103 charm while they were sleeping! damyan leaves their old level 90 charm behind, which brendan then takes.
[11/21/19 08:26:00] brendan [569/1375] has challenged freeboson [417/660] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:14:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/21/19 13:49:32] soltys, Elgo, and micah [263/2370] have team battled brendan, niko, and sigmg [818/2977] and lost! 1 day, 20:58:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 20:18:46] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:24 towards level 111.
[11/23/19 07:59:33] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:38 from level 111.
[11/23/19 10:38:51] canton7 [543/1082] has come upon brendan [860/1375] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 15:06:53 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/24/19 05:28:09] TimWolla and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 05:37:44] brendan [597/1375] has come upon Ttech [425/1965] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:47:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/24/19 19:06:24] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:42 towards level 111.
[11/25/19 03:56:30] LapTop006, anarcat, and brendan [305/2949] have team battled Agent86, Yuhno, and ToHellWithGA [152/2383] and won! 0 days, 05:14:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 18:37:25] brendan and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 00:25:00] brendan [1061/1375] has challenged Beavis [826/1143] in combat and won! 22 days, 11:31:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/26/19 08:42:00] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:19:10 towards level 112.
[11/27/19 00:18:43] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:27:02 towards level 112.
[11/27/19 03:09:35] brendan [311/1375] has come upon Nistur [322/817] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:21:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/27/19 09:24:31] allo [539/726] has come upon brendan [1179/1375] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:55:01 is added to allo's clock.
[11/28/19 12:38:07] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:44:44 towards level 112.
[11/29/19 10:59:49] datdus, TheresusPheronor, and fattrat [1930/2042] have team battled Lemelisk, sjums_the_great, and brendan [3195/3254] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 11:02:23] brendan [807/1375] has come upon Susumurata [148/439] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:46:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/29/19 15:21:32] bisco [241/1014] has challenged brendan [84/1375] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:04:20 is removed from bisco's clock.
[11/29/19 16:16:22] rxcomm, bookworm, and bobvador [141/2348] have team battled brendan, AncalagonThBlack, and Brainiac [2966/3007] and lost! 2 days, 12:31:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/19 06:19:44] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:43:50 towards level 112.
[12/01/19 18:10:36] androphius, brendan, and idlerpgww [937/2898] have team battled Bradicus, holloway, and Xenthys [780/2741] and won! 0 days, 15:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 01:35:53] Nistur [220/817] has challenged brendan [456/1375] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:58:03 is added to Nistur's clock.
[12/05/19 00:14:29] elbie and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 11:09:09] GilbertErik [61/764] has come upon brendan [1326/1375] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:51:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/05/19 19:30:30] brendan [1216/1375] has come upon Desspugne [740/844] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:17:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/07/19 19:54:17] L, brendan, dartainus, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/19 09:20:16] Atan [347/766] has challenged brendan [1244/1375] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:56:00 is added to Atan's clock.
[12/10/19 09:37:36] pookie666 [251/345] has challenged brendan [700/1375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:28 is added to pookie666's clock.
[12/12/19 23:09:35] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:34:02 towards level 112.
[12/12/19 23:24:19] brendan, Elgo, and loomysh [134/2887] have team battled pants, Andries, and SlowRiot [793/2736] and lost! 3 days, 07:43:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/19 18:55:20] woonack [161/893] has come upon brendan [1266/1375] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:37:14 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/14/19 17:40:54] Tiny_Nuggins [359/674] has challenged brendan [757/1375] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:21:19 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[12/16/19 00:12:58] brendan [1325/1375] has come upon bigjay [1058/1529] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:26:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/16/19 07:31:23] allo [544/726] has come upon brendan [342/1375] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:25:34 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/16/19 17:25:00] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:41 from level 112.
[12/18/19 16:26:52] brendan [1018/1375] has challenged vegadark [589/660] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:06:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/18/19 20:27:48] brendan [210/1375] has challenged simple [487/1009] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/20/19 01:52:06] brendan and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 11:11:05] brendan and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/19 02:14:09] i3d [3/278] has challenged brendan [596/1375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to i3d's clock.
[12/21/19 13:49:13] DrJosh9000 [668/759] has challenged brendan [314/1375] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:34:44 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/21/19 21:44:07] brendan [258/1375] has challenged RBecker [659/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:24:49 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/22/19 10:59:45] Asara, brendan, theZoMBiE, and MiddlewareMonkey have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/19 16:48:21] brendan [70/1375] has challenged dwfreed [269/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:30:46 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/24/19 02:14:16] brendan [1237/1388] has come upon blabber [61/781] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:55:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/24/19 04:42:39] brendan [629/1388] has come upon cirdan [642/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:10:39 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/24/19 22:29:01] brendan and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 04:02:03] TheresusPheronor [336/539] has come upon brendan [322/1388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:06:18 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[12/25/19 23:52:42] brendan [728/1388] has come upon bisco [623/999] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/27/19 05:38:54] brendan [1353/1388] has challenged unicron [461/830] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:30:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/28/19 19:01:41] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:09:46 from level 113.
[12/29/19 09:47:02] nawcom [91/546] has come upon brendan [170/1388] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:46:39 is added to nawcom's clock.
[12/29/19 20:01:10] brendan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:01:56 from level 113.
[12/30/19 17:11:22] efertone, zankore, and buksi [795/2304] have team battled brendan, DrJosh9000, and jjasghar [1039/2326] and lost! 1 day, 10:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 02:35:20] Chuck [494/749] has come upon brendan [1147/1388] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:39:33 is added to Chuck's clock.
[01/02/20 02:40:02] popey, brendan, and StalkR [397/2310] have team battled AbacusAvenger, MadMan, and woonack [353/3162] and won! 1 day, 09:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 12:53:16] brendan, Forud, and algernon [2389/2883] have team battled suterismus, sigmg, and Zythan [934/2770] and won! 0 days, 08:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 14:10:35] Brainiac, SlimeDiamond, and Globalirc [1890/2071] have team battled canton7, brendan, and sbp [1668/3081] and won! 0 days, 00:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 01:24:25] ToHellWithGA, Zythan, and Lnk [913/2660] have team battled Mithkabob, petrichor, and brendan [1834/3044] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/20 02:08:29] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:49:30 towards level 113.
[01/04/20 09:47:04] androphius [484/521] has challenged brendan [1049/1388] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:40:49 is added to androphius's clock.
[01/04/20 21:02:01] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:21:12 from level 113.
[01/04/20 23:24:30] tspange and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 02:52:36] suterismus [991/1411] has come upon brendan [423/1388] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:11:18 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/05/20 16:47:31] brendan [1364/1381] has come upon Lnk [88/1039] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 15:28:52 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/06/20 11:50:22] brendan [1022/1381] has come upon Zyphyr [305/629] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:37:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/20 22:12:28] Khorne [672/1046] has challenged brendan [290/1381] in combat and won! 21 days, 01:13:21 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/08/20 10:20:10] KH405 [29/575] has challenged brendan [392/1381] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:34:46 is added to KH405's clock.
[01/09/20 16:50:52] brendan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brendan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/09/20 22:51:44] GipsyPureGold, brendan, and Forud [1613/2797] have team battled The_Joker, dartainus, and popey [1090/1642] and won! 4 days, 01:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 00:16:16] brendan and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 17:08:59] MiddlewareMonkey, csc2ya, and KH405 [1138/2047] have team battled L, brendan, and MJ94 [1428/2757] and lost! 1 day, 11:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 18:18:32] Ratigan, brendan, and Zaratustra [535/3315] have team battled Tratos, algernon, and Athos [649/2376] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 12:58:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 26 days, 10:46:03 toward level 113.
[01/12/20 16:41:43] brendan [343/1372] has come upon zid [89/959] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:37:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/13/20 23:08:40] brendan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 12:14:59] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:41 towards level 113.
[01/15/20 07:59:45] brendan and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 21:31:07] Atan and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 02:26:13] brendan [1094/1372] has come upon micah [606/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:54:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/17/20 10:16:12] Mithkabob [279/431] has challenged brendan [461/1372] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:20:50 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[01/17/20 13:01:03] brendan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 02:41:01] vegadark [593/660] has come upon brendan [574/1372] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:50:16 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/18/20 12:22:30] brendan [91/1372] has challenged Zythan [31/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:11:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/18/20 19:03:38] Scornn and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 01:23:00] brendan [179/1372] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [494/613] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:02:25 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/19/20 19:10:11] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:36:34 towards level 114.
[01/19/20 21:44:06] sigmg [5/782] has come upon brendan [57/1372] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:16:51 is added to sigmg's clock.
[01/20/20 05:58:04] Neo, brendan, and Tenorman [2482/3077] have team battled damyan, Zyphyr, and Syloq [2389/2675] and won! 0 days, 22:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 00:46:05] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:39:48 towards level 114.
[01/22/20 05:29:06] grooverider stole brendan's level 90 charm while they were sleeping! grooverider leaves their old level 73 charm behind, which brendan then takes.
[01/22/20 20:03:44] gynder [10/12] has challenged brendan [812/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:53 is added to gynder's clock.
[01/23/20 15:29:31] brendan [344/1354] has come upon sc_ [316/613] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:49:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/25/20 06:01:48] brendan [314/1354] has challenged Athos [361/681] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:11:30 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/25/20 09:15:17] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:47:21 towards level 114.
[01/25/20 23:05:44] GilbertErik [413/774] has challenged brendan [455/1354] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:19:45 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/27/20 00:38:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 10:56:57 from level 114.
[01/28/20 04:09:45] MrGlass, brendan, and FSM [467/3081] have team battled WallIdl, Chuck, and Crazycatlady [515/1953] and lost! 0 days, 10:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 01:48:40] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 16:13:06 towards level 114.
[01/29/20 14:52:08] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 11:58:47 towards level 114.
[01/30/20 05:15:55] Mateusz [1021/1162] has challenged brendan [28/1354] in combat and won! 25 days, 19:27:45 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/31/20 15:50:47] brendan and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 19:49:39] popey, Xenthys, and Neo [231/1655] have team battled meskio, kenyon, and brendan [1945/3408] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/20 16:44:57] brendan [96/1354] has challenged Everyman [650/757] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:39:31 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/01/20 18:25:29] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:38:10 towards level 114.
[02/01/20 19:37:00] AbrahamLinksys, Eldoreth, and brendan [2868/3208] have team battled grooverider, cromyr, and loomysh [1523/2599] and won! 1 day, 13:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 21:01:22] brendan [1036/1354] has come upon pollo [32/959] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:55:00 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/02/20 01:44:20] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:20:42 from level 114.
[02/02/20 17:23:33] brendan [907/1354] has come upon grooverider [1473/1518] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:55:50 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/02/20 17:52:39] brendan [503/1354] has come upon grooverider [912/1518] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 23:11:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/04/20 03:51:48] brendan and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 23:53:18] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 16:58:44 from level 114.
[02/05/20 16:55:07] sukil [123/334] has challenged brendan [492/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:42 is added to sukil's clock.
[02/06/20 15:57:27] Beefcan, WallIdl, and Mars [803/2320] have team battled pollo, Nofew, and brendan [491/3149] and won! 1 day, 23:24:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 16:16:11] TauPan [432/443] has challenged brendan [1232/1354] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:32:55 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/07/20 04:49:29] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:09:12 towards level 114.
[02/07/20 05:19:18] simple [1014/1030] has challenged brendan [297/1354] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:33:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/07/20 10:19:33] brendan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:25:36 from level 114.
[02/07/20 10:35:28] blizgerg [128/1374] has come upon brendan [1213/1354] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:01:13 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/07/20 11:44:39] Neo, D.Va, and petrichor [143/2716] have team battled brendan, borsin, and LukeLR [311/2820] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/20 18:39:53] brendan, AngryParsley, and WallIdl [2329/3017] have team battled Dyntra, ToHellWithGA, and sairis [251/1785] and won! 7 days, 11:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/20 22:53:34] brendan [1050/1354] has come upon mwhahaha [477/1018] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 14:38:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/08/20 20:05:50] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:24:24 towards level 114.
[02/09/20 23:36:18] pfoley [21/945] has challenged brendan [829/1354] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:10:55 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/10/20 12:39:27] brendan [903/1354] has challenged ToHellWithGA [524/1044] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:59:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/10/20 13:42:18] brendan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:32:07 from level 114.
[02/10/20 17:45:45] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:41:12 towards level 114.
[02/10/20 19:45:44] brendan and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/20 21:41:44] brendan [173/1354] has challenged soltys [165/881] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:05:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/11/20 04:12:28] zbe and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 12:02:53] brendan [143/1354] has come upon Elgo [175/641] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:32:54 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/11/20 13:41:28] maligned [492/525] has challenged brendan [1139/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:49 is added to maligned's clock.
[02/12/20 03:46:33] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:14:11 towards level 114.
[02/12/20 06:08:49] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:00:12 towards level 114.
[02/13/20 13:05:10] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 18:40:05] brendan [4/1354] has come upon D.Va [158/1160] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:51:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/14/20 12:03:23] Zyphyr [543/652] has challenged brendan [1272/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:28 is added to Zyphyr's clock.
[02/15/20 14:22:57] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:45 towards level 114.
[02/15/20 21:11:21] brendan [920/1354] has challenged LukeLR [785/802] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:40:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/16/20 06:48:26] Heisenberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and ncarl747 [1540/2947] have team battled meskio, brendan, and petrichor [2110/3501] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/20 14:21:11] brendan [592/1354] has challenged HeavyPodda [816/946] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:12:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/18/20 13:37:16] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:44 towards level 114.
[02/18/20 19:28:13] brendan [597/1354] has challenged Neo [89/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:28:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/19/20 02:29:59] brendan [198/1354] has challenged Goreguts [229/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:56:08 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/19/20 23:42:42] brendan [497/1354] has come upon crysys [702/896] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:49:24 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/20/20 11:28:47] brendan, alephnull, and GipsyPureGold [431/3207] have team battled irix, el, and buksi [2619/2685] and lost! 1 day, 10:51:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 08:43:38] Fluttershy [48/1205] has challenged brendan [79/1354] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:00:23 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[02/21/20 10:19:39] idlerpgww, brendan, crysys, and findlayr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/20 15:28:01] RBecker and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/20 16:14:14] sjums_the_great [164/528] has come upon brendan [1256/1354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/22/20 00:40:20] womblecat, Zaratustra, and alephnull [890/2850] have team battled Beavis, Xenthys, and brendan [900/3231] and lost! 1 day, 19:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/20 06:48:31] soltys [364/889] has challenged brendan [954/1354] in combat and lost! 13 days, 11:15:31 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/22/20 12:14:44] ohnx [252/766] has come upon brendan [247/1354] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 07:11:17 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[02/23/20 04:37:14] brendan, Brady, and holloway [1339/3501] have team battled Scornn, petrichor, and alephnull [115/3291] and won! 1 day, 07:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/20 12:15:34] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:48:44 from level 114.
[02/23/20 13:54:49] brendan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:53 from level 114.
[02/24/20 04:00:10] Bluedog [144/372] has challenged brendan [670/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:19 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[02/24/20 23:25:21] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:06 towards level 114.
[02/25/20 05:12:56] ganome, loomysh, and Ironhoof [751/2984] have team battled brendan, csc2ya, and GipsyPureGold [1191/2491] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 10:58:59] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:04 towards level 114.
[02/26/20 11:32:12] NeonSynth [11/110] has challenged brendan [1351/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:56 is added to NeonSynth's clock.
[02/27/20 09:10:08] brendan [1259/1354] has come upon gdm [293/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:11 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/28/20 03:23:05] jayvee [350/605] has challenged brendan [265/1354] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:56:58 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[02/28/20 03:53:45] micah, GilbertErik, and phraktyl [2286/2382] have team battled brendan, StalkR, and lavamind [1652/2602] and won! 0 days, 07:15:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/20 10:10:04] brendan [206/1394] has challenged GilbertErik [72/774] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:37:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/28/20 11:44:15] brendan [237/1394] has come upon L [353/797] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:53:06 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/28/20 12:52:24] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:19:57 towards level 115.
[02/28/20 20:15:29] loomysh, brendan, and DrJosh9000 [1318/3306] have team battled Brady, yano, and lakwatsero [1016/2093] and won! 0 days, 08:14:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 21:21:07] brendan [1329/1394] has come upon dclaw123 [1036/1093] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 08:49:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/01/20 16:32:10] theZoMBiE, TauPan, and KH405 [928/1438] have team battled brendan, buksi, and LapTop006 [745/2791] and won! 2 days, 03:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/20 22:28:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 43 days, 01:52:39 toward level 115.
[03/02/20 00:56:24] brendan and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/20 23:55:56] Bluedog [296/425] has challenged brendan [1323/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:54 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[03/04/20 09:54:07] loomysh [775/1149] has challenged brendan [1219/1394] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:51:40 is added to loomysh's clock.
[03/04/20 19:06:07] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:59:33 from level 115.
[03/05/20 04:59:49] Misza [1094/1351] has challenged brendan [251/1394] in combat and won! 23 days, 05:47:57 is removed from Misza's clock.
[03/05/20 13:52:29] mik [78/338] has challenged brendan [1258/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:22 is added to mik's clock.
[03/06/20 18:11:58] sc_, NeonSynth, and Fluttershy [605/2164] have team battled tmberg, brendan, and Bahhumbug [148/3886] and won! 0 days, 00:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 13:12:45] brendan [1375/1394] has challenged grooverider [1229/1513] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:42:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/09/20 00:14:53] fear, Pici, and sjums_the_great [1187/2267] have team battled brendan, soltys, and MetaNova [794/3283] and won! 0 days, 00:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 02:26:41] brendan [653/1394] has challenged Misza [414/1351] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:36:45 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/10/20 10:57:59] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:21 from level 115.
[03/11/20 03:32:29] brycec [759/1190] has challenged brendan [112/1394] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:26:47 is removed from brycec's clock.
[03/11/20 20:01:11] Khorne [288/1023] has come upon brendan [1258/1394] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:32:48 is added to Khorne's clock.
[03/12/20 06:21:23] hunterkll [4/8] has challenged brendan [337/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:29 is added to hunterkll's clock.
[03/13/20 07:44:40] lipek [561/1350] has challenged brendan [221/1394] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:19:46 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/16/20 22:06:06] brendan and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/20 06:14:36] buksi [236/818] has challenged brendan [1244/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:52 is added to buksi's clock.
[03/17/20 07:14:48] brendan [865/1394] has challenged Psilocybe [493/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:37:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/17/20 09:39:53] soltys, zbe, and Mirc0p [1429/2362] have team battled misha, dindinx, and brendan [2469/2921] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/20 23:37:30] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:00 towards level 115.
[03/18/20 13:59:59] Vinaduro [29/295] has challenged brendan [1143/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:30 is added to Vinaduro's clock.
[03/20/20 02:50:42] Psilocybe, misha, and brendan [2386/2886] have team battled dindinx, Lemelisk, and Brady [1247/3313] and won! 0 days, 12:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/20 03:29:09] brendan [423/1394] has challenged lavamind [63/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/20/20 07:30:02] skarlso [780/792] has challenged brendan [604/1394] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:13:29 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[03/20/20 11:20:48] irix, Tor, and blizgerg [3068/3589] have team battled elbie, StalkR, and brendan [509/2884] and won! 0 days, 02:27:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/20 02:34:01] Iceman [231/994] has challenged brendan [1085/1394] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:32:12 is added to Iceman's clock.
[03/21/20 22:14:42] brendan [10/1394] has challenged theZoMBiE [447/451] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:52:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/22/20 05:00:47] brendan and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/20 06:39:58] brendan [907/1394] has challenged desikitteh [90/196] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:50:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/20 05:20:42] brendan [827/1394] has come upon simple [656/1024] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 16:26:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/20 09:31:36] brendan [458/1394] has come upon SCSi [54/845] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:11:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/20 09:31:36] brendan has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 12 days, 21:46:40 is added to SCSi's clock.
[03/23/20 16:08:08] brendan, zid, and Tor [221/3598] have team battled Nistur, m0shbear, and buksi [1732/2855] and lost! 2 days, 20:36:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/20 18:39:40] aismallard, alephnull, and Heisenberg [1955/3151] have team battled brendan, blabber, and sairis [233/2617] and won! 1 day, 17:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/20 00:23:05] brendan [807/1394] has come upon gdm [180/679] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:11:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/24/20 00:23:05] brendan has dealt gdm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:37:43 is added to gdm's clock.
[03/24/20 14:27:16] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:10:37 from level 116.
[03/26/20 05:23:44] brendan [555/1394] has come upon Jaglag [34/139] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:22:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/27/20 11:07:17] brendan [1069/1394] has challenged crysys [622/782] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:33:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/27/20 16:53:44] brendan [1393/1394] has come upon unicron [732/872] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:28:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/27/20 18:26:17] asdf [116/145] has challenged brendan [842/1394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:50 is added to asdf's clock.
[03/28/20 17:12:30] brendan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:38:58 from level 116.
[03/29/20 10:41:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 13 days, 17:03:28 toward level 116.
[03/29/20 11:17:59] brendan [874/1394] has challenged zVxt [57/309] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/20 20:25:34] Chuck [487/768] has challenged brendan [391/1402] in combat and won! 22 days, 05:38:10 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[03/31/20 01:44:51] Roxana, brendan, lipek, and blabber have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/20 12:49:10] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:50 towards level 116.
[04/01/20 04:32:54] Yuhno [214/644] has challenged brendan [1341/1402] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:32:21 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[04/01/20 07:05:54] brendan, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [2007/2887] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, fattrat, and Dyntra [1103/2294] and won! 0 days, 04:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/20 02:46:09] Bluedog [238/441] has challenged brendan [665/1402] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:32:33 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[04/03/20 12:19:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 2 days, 01:02:06 toward level 116.
[04/03/20 18:47:18] brendan [894/1402] has challenged desikitteh [125/303] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:15:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/03/20 22:26:01] blabber [533/840] has come upon brendan [418/1402] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:01:48 is removed from blabber's clock.
[04/04/20 00:22:49] maligned, brendan, and sheu [937/2555] have team battled pants, Tiny_Nuggins, and MadMan [1414/3579] and lost! 1 day, 00:45:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 21:10:49] brendan, lipek, and Zaratustra [207/3898] have team battled JensRex, Jaglag, and Tor [2777/2864] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 22:37:58] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:23 towards level 116.
[04/09/20 03:16:52] brendan [648/1402] has challenged GilbertErik [189/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/09/20 04:17:30] ilbelkyr, neurospex, and djm [970/3233] have team battled rxcomm, brendan, and Fluttershy [325/3970] and won! 0 days, 13:06:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 01:26:17] brendan, AbrahamLinksys, and h00k [1497/2811] have team battled MetaNova, AbacusAvenger, and algernon [712/2639] and won! 0 days, 01:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 05:47:03] brendan [897/1402] has challenged Yogi [231/318] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:47:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/10/20 07:06:27] brendan and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 12:24:31] FSM [359/827] has challenged brendan [1180/1402] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:05:49 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/10/20 18:20:12] SirMonkeybox and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/20 04:34:58] bigjay and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/20 20:32:01] brendan [778/1402] has challenged dartainus [19/771] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:50:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/11/20 20:43:25] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:41:03 from level 117.
[04/12/20 00:32:56] brendan [1375/1402] has challenged fattrat [139/1202] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:35:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/12/20 01:05:45] Atan and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/20 06:28:55] RBecker and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/20 08:24:21] Susumurata, Tratos, brendan, and sc_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/20 11:26:23] soltys [672/896] has come upon brendan [523/1402] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:54:07 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/13/20 19:23:22] brendan [1341/1402] has come upon bobvador [497/684] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:45:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/15/20 07:28:26] M144, Muirrum, and StalkR [757/2029] have team battled GilbertErik, brendan, and TheresusPheronor [1787/2713] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 22:28:17] brendan and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/20 15:24:40] okz [112/256] has challenged brendan [1208/1402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to okz's clock.
[04/18/20 07:50:15] Forud [336/850] has come upon brendan [677/1402] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:09:49 is added to Forud's clock.
[04/18/20 14:35:01] orgg [142/207] has challenged brendan [401/1402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:00 is added to orgg's clock.
[04/18/20 16:08:02] brendan and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 09:44:08] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 63 days, 11:49:23 towards level 117.
[04/19/20 10:17:37] brendan [634/1402] has challenged lipek [119/1376] in combat and won! 133 days, 13:25:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/19/20 10:17:37] brendan has dealt lipek a Critical Strike! 8 days, 06:03:13 is added to lipek's clock.
[04/19/20 18:19:32] Lemelisk [165/1368] has challenged brendan [580/1402] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:49:28 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[04/21/20 01:05:26] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 10:07:12 towards level 117.
[04/21/20 05:02:22] JeDa [113/283] has challenged brendan [187/1402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:42 is added to JeDa's clock.
[04/22/20 01:33:10] brendan [1350/1402] has challenged lavamind [55/793] in combat and won! 49 days, 19:27:46 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/22/20 18:07:08] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 08:11:42 towards level 117.
[04/22/20 21:18:47] el [560/1035] has challenged brendan [290/1402] in combat and won! 20 days, 15:25:34 is removed from el's clock.
[04/24/20 06:41:49] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 28 days, 00:26:10 from level 117.
[04/25/20 10:29:49] Susumurata [174/660] has challenged brendan [181/1402] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:12:03 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[04/25/20 20:31:59] Tenorman [869/1247] has challenged brendan [1021/1402] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:23:30 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/26/20 13:35:41] brendan [577/1402] has challenged golgy [30/1006] in combat and won! 45 days, 23:46:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/26/20 17:20:21] brendan and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 19:50:19] sjefen6, brendan, and buksi [1365/3133] have team battled misha, dwfreed, and phraktyl [1976/2353] and lost! 0 days, 13:35:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/20 21:17:26] Lnk, Andries, and Balthazar [298/2459] have team battled WallIdl, astropoint, and brendan [1661/3174] and lost! 0 days, 10:56:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/20 03:43:39] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 18:17:01 from level 117.
[04/28/20 03:02:18] brendan [17/1402] has come upon pants [170/1294] and been defeated in combat! 36 days, 07:45:18 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/28/20 18:40:00] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 16:04:10 towards level 117.
[04/28/20 20:49:25] Syloq and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/20 12:32:12] brendan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 14:49:17 from level 117.
[04/30/20 00:39:44] brendan, maligned, and buksi [1410/2821] have team battled Fluttershy, IdleMaster, and desikitteh [585/2398] and won! 1 day, 00:00:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 05:05:55] brendan [195/1402] has come upon vegadark [535/774] and been defeated in combat! 34 days, 13:57:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/01/20 16:32:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 132 days, 02:59:34 from level 117.
[05/02/20 06:14:31] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 00:19:35 towards level 117.
[05/02/20 14:37:56] brendan [1172/1402] has come upon WallIdl [198/748] and taken them in combat! 83 days, 10:44:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/03/20 01:05:24] TimWolla and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/20 10:54:38] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 31 days, 12:03:04 from level 117.
[05/04/20 03:17:53] blizgerg [574/1374] has challenged brendan [740/1402] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:54:35 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/04/20 03:24:42] unicron stole brendan's level 68 set of leggings while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 39 set of leggings behind, which brendan then takes.
[05/04/20 05:49:33] brendan [853/1370] has come upon gdm [684/689] and taken them in combat! 43 days, 23:38:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/05/20 08:03:18] grooverider [522/1577] has come upon brendan [25/1370] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:04:53 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/05/20 12:59:36] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 18:05:28 towards level 117.
[05/07/20 00:42:26] TauPan [150/484] has come upon brendan [978/1370] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:53:20 is added to TauPan's clock.
[05/08/20 02:21:18] AncalagonThBlack, Xenthys, and Forud [819/2438] have team battled Zyphyr, dax, and brendan [2374/2642] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/20 04:50:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 116 days, 09:19:14 toward level 117.
[05/08/20 08:30:51] sigmg [44/980] has challenged brendan [650/1370] in combat and lost! 11 days, 20:51:31 is added to sigmg's clock.
[05/09/20 04:22:28] jnerulax, loomysh, misha, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/20 23:36:55] brendan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/20 19:07:34] brendan [660/1370] has challenged DrJosh9000 [530/794] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:18:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/12/20 19:39:51] bigjay and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 01:40:55] GunMan, sc_, and ohnx [1336/1848] have team battled brendan, sjums_the_great, and LapTop006 [447/2940] and won! 0 days, 02:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 13:48:32] brendan and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 02:03:03] brendan [514/1370] has come upon tmberg [1552/1630] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:09:13 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/15/20 22:28:59] Forud, brendan, and StalkR [400/2727] have team battled FSM, RBecker, and GunMan [1583/1966] and lost! 4 days, 03:35:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/20 23:29:01] brendan, SCSi, and skarlso [395/3201] have team battled Tenorman, brycec, and Ironhoof [3660/3699] and lost! 4 days, 03:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/20 16:23:39] Nechayev stole brendan's level 80 charm while they were sleeping! Nechayev leaves their old level 58 charm behind, which brendan then takes.
[05/17/20 19:35:05] jbroome [569/1019] has challenged brendan [1137/1346] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:14:00 is added to jbroome's clock.
[05/17/20 23:25:24] brendan and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/20 06:19:01] brendan [381/1346] has come upon Frogging101 [119/695] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:05:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/18/20 06:19:01] brendan has dealt Frogging101 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 13:43:51 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[05/19/20 05:53:04] idlerpgww, brendan, and jayvee [2454/2832] have team battled Heisenberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and lavamind [942/2921] and won! 2 days, 09:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 18:21:08] bobvador, VoidFox, and Andries [953/1516] have team battled FSM, waifu, and brendan [2420/2908] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/20 00:40:17] brendan and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 06:48:50] Elgo [98/819] has challenged brendan [194/1346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:15 is added to Elgo's clock.
[05/20/20 22:23:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 19:25:33 toward level 117.
[05/21/20 01:53:16] brendan [831/1346] has challenged tmberg [1153/1630] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:32 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/21/20 04:43:50] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:03 towards level 117.
[05/21/20 05:59:02] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:59 towards level 117.
[05/21/20 09:52:41] brendan [155/1346] has come upon Agent86 [498/969] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:57:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/22/20 02:50:13] brendan [644/1346] has come upon idlerpgww [348/764] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:11:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/23/20 08:51:08] brendan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:19:49 from level 117.
[05/24/20 09:22:52] brendan [730/1346] has come upon tmberg [935/1630] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:09:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/25/20 02:24:31] Syloq and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/20 14:17:53] brendan [917/1346] has challenged Notir [248/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:08:14 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/25/20 15:46:11] brendan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:09:11 from level 117.
[05/26/20 04:56:50] brendan [383/1346] has come upon aismallard [847/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:54:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/26/20 12:53:12] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:36:46 from level 117.
[05/26/20 14:00:58] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:54 towards level 117.
[05/29/20 04:37:15] brendan [735/1346] has challenged Leedsichthys [145/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:24:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/29/20 20:15:41] elf [768/1315] has come upon brendan [1136/1346] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 00:34:41 is added to elf's clock.
[05/30/20 06:02:34] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:08 towards level 117.
[05/30/20 13:02:55] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:15 towards level 117.
[05/31/20 12:01:56] CornFly [1169/1194] has come upon brendan [456/1346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:13:21 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[06/01/20 20:15:26] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:42 towards level 117.
[06/02/20 22:46:02] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:32 from level 117.
[06/03/20 07:47:23] brendan [799/1346] has come upon FSM [372/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:43:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/05/20 03:14:56] Neo [291/484] has challenged brendan [898/1346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:19:02 is added to Neo's clock.
[06/05/20 16:22:49] CodeB, crysys, and inittab [904/1897] have team battled sjefen6, brendan, and Notir [888/2796] and won! 0 days, 00:17:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/20 16:48:03] VoidFox, brendan, and zbe [1083/2414] have team battled bigjay, Athos, and Tenorman [2074/3560] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/20 20:00:31] brendan [842/1346] has come upon pollo [971/1022] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:25 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/09/20 20:11:32] brendan [602/1346] has come upon waifu [437/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/10/20 18:18:24] brendan [552/1351] has challenged SlowRiot [261/906] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:07:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/13/20 21:09:01] alephnull, PlasmaStar, and SirMonkeybox [1236/2362] have team battled brendan, el, and fattrat [90/3740] and won! 0 days, 21:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 03:56:30] Majak, vegadark, and dwfreed [429/2486] have team battled brendan, HellSpawn, and dax [1902/2696] and lost! 11 days, 10:42:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/20 07:31:48] Khorne [439/1004] has challenged brendan [774/1357] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:26:12 is added to Khorne's clock.
[06/14/20 21:06:21] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:43:19 from level 118.
[06/15/20 02:56:45] brendan [450/1357] has come upon Xenthys [713/771] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:28:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/15/20 15:39:51] Syloq [755/862] has challenged brendan [307/1357] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:09:36 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[06/16/20 11:44:57] Beefcan [275/682] has challenged brendan [1272/1357] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:14 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/16/20 12:45:12] blabber [814/886] has challenged brendan [480/1357] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:14:09 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/16/20 13:15:52] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:20:53 towards level 118.
[06/18/20 03:06:39] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:44:54 from level 118.
[06/18/20 13:10:33] brendan [751/1357] has come upon StalkR [352/513] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:48:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/19/20 06:01:24] brendan [453/1357] has challenged Nistur [400/817] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:28:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/20/20 06:03:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 31 days, 02:50:05 toward level 118.
[06/21/20 01:11:51] Reilly [226/573] has challenged brendan [213/1357] in combat and won! 26 days, 09:02:35 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[06/21/20 13:15:52] PlasmaStar, Khorne, and xayto [1782/2439] have team battled brendan, Bahhumbug, and womblecat [2875/3066] and lost! 4 days, 19:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/20 01:39:45] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:02:46 towards level 118.
[06/23/20 00:23:18] lavamind [103/798] has challenged brendan [15/1357] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:50:23 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[06/23/20 02:00:42] djm, Tiny_Nuggins, and brendan [1587/3162] have team battled xayto, MiddlewareMonkey, and darkmage [2992/3173] and lost! 4 days, 05:48:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/20 16:06:15] Odin [244/486] has challenged brendan [136/1357] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:08:36 is removed from Odin's clock.
[06/24/20 03:57:57] brendan [241/1357] has come upon Everyman [83/793] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:25:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/24/20 11:55:58] Fluttershy [102/1222] has come upon brendan [735/1357] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 00:42:50 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/25/20 19:13:59] womblecat, m0shbear, and Jaglag [348/2242] have team battled SCSi, brendan, and MrGlass [2703/3382] and lost! 0 days, 12:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/20 10:57:30] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:15 towards level 118.
[06/27/20 02:07:10] brendan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:28:10 from level 118.
[06/27/20 11:49:42] brendan [110/1357] has challenged Asara [98/848] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:23:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/29/20 17:00:02] brendan [713/1357] has come upon gildarts [72/486] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:48:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/29/20 20:23:08] Atan and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 23:08:13] fattrat, double, and lavamind [2205/3250] have team battled brendan, Heisenberg, and Nistur [477/3293] and won! 1 day, 03:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/20 14:55:47] Andries and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/20 23:39:49] brendan [698/1357] has come upon Fluttershy [647/1235] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:06:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/01/20 12:35:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:33:18 from level 118.
[07/02/20 11:15:45] brendan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! brendan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/20 13:43:25] holloway, WallIdl, and inittab [2285/2411] have team battled tris, i3d, and brendan [1284/2388] and won! 1 day, 18:06:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 05:22:54] gildarts and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 13:01:09] blizgerg [1304/1324] has come upon brendan [178/1353] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 02:40:21 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/04/20 05:06:49] brendan [1005/1353] has come upon Sharky4 [75/1185] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:15:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/04/20 20:20:51] brendan [307/1353] has challenged Atan [632/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/05/20 11:14:57] brendan [796/1353] has challenged SCSi [816/1054] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:02:12 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/05/20 11:20:13] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 09:52:40 towards level 119.
[07/05/20 23:06:34] SCSi, JensRex, and sheu [2574/2876] have team battled brendan, delet, and Beefcan [2041/2571] and won! 4 days, 04:43:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/20 23:36:12] brendan and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/20 00:20:51] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:32:36 towards level 119.
[07/09/20 03:43:35] Asara [148/848] has challenged brendan [46/1353] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:10 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/09/20 13:30:58] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:53:12 towards level 119.
[07/11/20 11:54:25] Lemelisk, brendan, shymega, and sjefen6 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/20 13:31:15] Majak and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/20 19:02:52] delet [246/543] has challenged brendan [1158/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:06:34 is added to delet's clock.
[07/12/20 06:47:54] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:05:58 from level 119.
[07/12/20 11:58:57] SCSi [741/1054] has come upon brendan [630/1353] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:05:35 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[07/13/20 03:37:00] brendan [34/1353] has come upon adamus1red [335/624] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:19:16 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/15/20 05:30:06] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:00:48 towards level 119.
[07/15/20 20:04:31] cirdan, bigjay, and Balthazar [756/3603] have team battled Atan, Birdbones, and brendan [388/3492] and won! 0 days, 20:51:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/20 02:08:10] brendan [907/1353] has come upon gildarts [337/487] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:04:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/16/20 17:14:38] brendan and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/20 17:11:20] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:34:50 towards level 119.
[07/17/20 23:56:25] Roxana and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 06:33:52] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:19:32 from level 119.
[07/18/20 11:18:26] blabber, phraktyl, and Roxana [1581/2948] have team battled brendan, ToHellWithGA, and jstg [1794/3452] and lost! 0 days, 04:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/20 09:54:24] brendan [665/1353] has come upon Scornn [142/875] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:05:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/20/20 10:41:44] brendan [110/1353] has come upon rustybicycle [529/805] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:57:08 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/21/20 10:48:07] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:45 towards level 119.
[07/22/20 11:18:50] lakwatsero [272/375] has come upon brendan [1268/1353] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:17:26 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[07/23/20 15:13:15] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:34:20 towards level 119.
[07/23/20 18:48:01] brendan [1099/1353] has come upon HellSpawn [47/505] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:19:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/25/20 23:33:37] simple, rxcomm, and i3d [2163/3004] have team battled brendan, Asara, and Antium [26/3219] and won! 1 day, 05:59:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 03:26:51] AncalagonThBlack and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 06:32:26] sunri5e [344/1119] has challenged brendan [668/1353] in combat and lost! 19 days, 14:18:15 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[07/28/20 14:22:10] ganome [637/697] has challenged brendan [627/1353] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:05:30 is removed from ganome's clock.
[07/29/20 00:36:53] brendan [1138/1353] has challenged Crazycatlady [38/847] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:38:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/29/20 09:10:59] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:50 towards level 119.
[07/30/20 08:42:02] Beavis, Misza, and xayto [1152/3357] have team battled ganome, GeneralZod, and brendan [1988/2617] and lost! 4 days, 13:17:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/20 06:50:14] m0shbear [764/1240] has challenged brendan [1290/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:59:57 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[08/01/20 02:55:10] brendan [231/1353] has challenged ohnx [547/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/01/20 12:58:28] RBecker and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 19:37:18] brendan [1333/1353] has come upon Tratos [187/1117] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:19:55 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/03/20 08:04:55] brendan [306/1353] has come upon cocco [140/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/03/20 08:36:02] brendan and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 06:13:26] brendan [287/1353] has challenged KeboDK [419/782] in combat and lost! 14 days, 07:46:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/06/20 02:59:33] brendan [798/1353] has come upon ToHellWithGA [1039/1071] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 14:24:37 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/07/20 00:45:53] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 21:45:37 towards level 120.
[08/07/20 16:33:54] brendan [1255/1353] has challenged Nistur [220/842] in combat and won! 26 days, 04:49:59 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/07/20 23:09:30] feek, Heisenberg, and HellSpawn [1041/1914] have team battled brendan, simple, and Nechayev [1083/3345] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/20 03:24:00] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 18:34:23 towards level 120.
[08/08/20 13:03:12] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:22:42 towards level 120.
[08/08/20 20:40:53] brendan [727/1353] has challenged meskio [580/1191] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:41:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/08/20 22:41:12] brendan and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 04:09:34] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:05:47 towards level 120.
[08/09/20 13:03:36] Tenorman, Bradicus, and Ttech [3517/4493] have team battled brendan, bobvador, and Psilocybe [2029/2776] and won! 2 days, 17:28:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 16:43:06] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:32:26 towards level 120.
[08/09/20 19:46:34] sheu [213/550] has challenged brendan [694/1353] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:01:12 is added to sheu's clock.
[08/10/20 19:45:58] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:27:28 towards level 120.
[08/12/20 03:14:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 34 days, 00:02:45 toward level 120.
[08/13/20 02:03:53] brendan [672/1353] has come upon Bradicus [733/1136] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:54:14 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/14/20 05:30:15] DrJosh9000 [753/812] has come upon brendan [509/1353] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:58:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/14/20 13:15:58] bobvador [592/675] has challenged brendan [1282/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:56:38 is added to bobvador's clock.
[08/15/20 08:52:35] feek and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 10:20:51] SlowRiot [872/961] has challenged brendan [124/1353] in combat and won! 38 days, 01:19:32 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/15/20 16:09:44] Yuhno, Majak, and brendan [2481/2973] have team battled Bradicus, waifu, and MetaNova [2152/3029] and won! 1 day, 16:42:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 19:23:35] brendan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:10:21 from level 120.
[08/15/20 21:51:28] brendan [534/1353] has come upon Scornn [567/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:08:54 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/16/20 18:42:22] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:07 towards level 120.
[08/17/20 07:49:10] brendan and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 03:41:38] grooverider [255/1567] has challenged brendan [1047/1353] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:58:31 is added to grooverider's clock.
[08/19/20 16:44:37] brendan [1184/1353] has challenged Muirrum [207/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/19/20 16:44:37] brendan has dealt Muirrum a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:34:22 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[08/21/20 05:37:14] Ironhoof, brendan, and Bluedog [3072/3188] have team battled scumola, tccki, and LukeLR [1479/1803] and won! 0 days, 04:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 15:03:28] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:26 towards level 120.
[08/21/20 22:55:20] brendan [1152/1353] has challenged Psilocybe [724/750] in combat and won! 20 days, 00:18:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/22/20 03:15:16] anarcat [192/684] has come upon brendan [724/1353] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:46:42 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/22/20 14:22:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 64 days, 06:33:15 toward level 121.
[08/23/20 04:59:52] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:14:04 from level 121.
[08/23/20 10:35:29] brendan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! brendan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/20 16:38:53] Fluttershy, Desspugne, and TauPan [2053/2600] have team battled Khorne, Agent86, and brendan [623/3195] and won! 6 days, 02:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 21:34:36] ohnx [319/788] has challenged brendan [642/1353] in combat and lost! 13 days, 11:03:44 is added to ohnx's clock.
[08/24/20 02:04:22] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:47:42 towards level 121.
[08/25/20 01:43:47] Ironhoof, Notir, and Agent86 [662/2949] have team battled WallIdl, brendan, and SirMonkeybox [514/2605] and won! 0 days, 10:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/20 06:46:23] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:38:55 towards level 121.
[08/27/20 13:34:34] Nofew [1127/1184] has come upon brendan [289/1353] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:23:08 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/27/20 16:19:15] brendan [1156/1353] has come upon tmberg [934/1527] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:38:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/28/20 22:54:32] rxcomm [17/1285] has challenged brendan [743/1353] in combat and lost! 15 days, 16:06:08 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[08/31/20 11:31:41] brendan [423/1353] has come upon L [806/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:24:54 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/01/20 03:56:19] mordac [335/1322] has challenged brendan [1014/1353] in combat and lost! 16 days, 16:34:56 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/01/20 12:43:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 3 days, 16:39:37 toward level 121.
[09/02/20 06:30:54] KyloRen, pants, and Tenorman [77/3055] have team battled rustybicycle, brendan, and CodeB [1761/2875] and lost! 1 day, 20:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/20 17:18:45] sjums_the_great [777/992] has come upon brendan [935/1353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:25 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/04/20 01:56:30] brendan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:50 from level 121.
[09/04/20 06:51:45] Eldoreth, HellSpawn, and dartainus [2323/2656] have team battled Sharky4, brendan, and HeavyPodda [1055/3548] and won! 5 days, 11:25:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 16:12:46] blackroot, tms, and Heisenberg [2244/2275] have team battled brendan, efertone, and crysys [2193/2630] and won! 0 days, 04:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/20 00:23:00] Mateusz, GeneralZod, and brendan [2106/3202] have team battled mwhahaha, rxcomm, and StalkR [2303/2831] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 06:22:02] TauPan [439/504] has challenged brendan [302/1353] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:43:14 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[09/05/20 15:37:23] brendan [1055/1353] has come upon yano [545/697] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:37:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/07/20 03:35:01] Agent86, FSM, and petrichor [1563/3007] have team battled Ttech, brendan, and Frogging101 [3960/4169] and lost! 1 day, 23:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 14:38:08] Syloq and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/20 04:26:43] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:45 from level 121.
[09/08/20 10:42:10] tccki [281/456] has challenged brendan [498/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:13 is added to tccki's clock.
[09/08/20 16:24:49] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:13 towards level 121.
[09/09/20 00:56:23] brendan [821/1353] has challenged Khorne [560/788] in combat and won! 25 days, 19:14:39 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/09/20 19:05:36] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:23:51 towards level 122.
[09/10/20 17:52:48] loomysh, Asara, and pztrn [1522/2147] have team battled Heisenberg, brendan, and Vic [2769/2880] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/20 17:56:52] brendan [377/1353] has challenged Odin [155/500] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:07:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/10/20 21:57:55] Blukunfando [169/428] has challenged brendan [378/1353] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:10:45 is added to Blukunfando's clock.
[09/11/20 05:34:46] SCSi [357/1029] has come upon brendan [678/1353] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:22:22 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/11/20 13:21:27] Varjatticus, bookworm, and Tenorman [85/2114] have team battled Athos, KeboDK, and brendan [593/2863] and lost! 6 days, 13:51:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 09:21:33] canton7 [574/1255] has come upon brendan [1149/1353] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 22:17:25 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/12/20 11:39:41] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:07:53 towards level 122.
[09/13/20 06:15:09] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:32:19 towards level 122.
[09/14/20 16:19:30] brendan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:03:29 from level 122.
[09/15/20 03:17:05] brendan and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 11:00:24] phraktyl [94/695] has come upon brendan [934/1353] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 13:50:45 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[09/15/20 14:13:25] zbe [247/757] has challenged brendan [741/1353] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:01:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/15/20 17:20:58] jyves [124/125] has challenged brendan [1185/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:16 is added to jyves's clock.
[09/18/20 09:47:01] brendan, Crazycatlady, and Leedsichthys [1102/2604] have team battled zbe, meskio, and yano [2187/2649] and lost! 0 days, 08:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/20 11:10:21] brendan [810/1353] has come upon dindinx [22/774] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:34:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/18/20 11:54:40] dxtr [178/932] has come upon brendan [812/1353] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:34:51 is added to dxtr's clock.
[09/18/20 16:44:43] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:37:11 towards level 122.
[09/19/20 17:28:47] brendan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:59:26 from level 122.
[09/19/20 18:55:42] Bluedog [103/480] has challenged brendan [869/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:38 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[09/19/20 21:38:59] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:27:59 from level 122.
[09/22/20 07:11:33] brendan [1040/1353] has challenged Vic [178/522] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:39:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/22/20 10:44:56] brendan [306/1353] has come upon h00k [264/767] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:44:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/22/20 20:26:25] Beavis, grooverider, and dartainus [347/3562] have team battled waifu, brendan, and TimWolla [3371/3382] and lost! 3 days, 14:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/20 07:36:18] brendan [59/1353] has come upon suterismus [850/1519] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:35:25 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/25/20 02:58:27] Muirrum, allo, and KeboDK [1915/2418] have team battled soltys, Notir, and brendan [383/2863] and won! 0 days, 02:58:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 22:01:24] brendan and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 23:12:37] brendan [499/1353] has come upon max [398/709] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:49:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/26/20 07:06:33] brendan and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/20 22:07:46] RBecker and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/20 12:07:00] Agent86, buksi, and soltys [2367/2933] have team battled brendan, Yuhno, and AncalagonThBlack [244/3078] and won! 3 days, 15:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/20 22:19:23] Zod [167/276] has challenged brendan [508/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:58:27 is added to Zod's clock.
[09/29/20 02:35:51] feek [360/584] has challenged brendan [277/1353] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:32:06 is removed from feek's clock.
[09/29/20 02:38:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 03:33:09 toward level 122.
[09/29/20 05:28:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:26:05 from level 122.
[09/29/20 06:18:38] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:17 from level 122.
[09/30/20 00:22:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 18:43:49 toward level 122.
[10/03/20 07:44:31] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:04 towards level 122.
[10/04/20 01:36:52] Fluttershy [841/1244] has come upon brendan [766/1353] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:11:07 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[10/05/20 06:12:12] brendan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:50 from level 122.
[10/07/20 03:52:41] brendan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! brendan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/20 12:59:51] brendan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 04:15:39] brendan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:15:36 from level 122.
[10/10/20 15:49:59] blackroot [157/355] has come upon brendan [1275/1348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:30 is added to blackroot's clock.
[10/11/20 02:04:50] Sharky4, Zyphyr, and brendan [1787/3281] have team battled Syloq, Andries, and RBecker [375/2857] and won! 1 day, 09:12:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/20 13:20:29] brendan [301/1348] has come upon elbie [555/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:01:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/11/20 18:54:04] m0shbear [618/1251] has challenged brendan [1173/1348] in combat and lost! 15 days, 16:06:08 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[10/11/20 20:24:48] Misza, kenyon, and tmberg [3183/4082] have team battled Zyphyr, skarlso, and brendan [1554/2851] and won! 0 days, 04:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 23:04:57] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:22 towards level 122.
[10/13/20 00:14:22] kenyon and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 07:45:16] bookworm [471/473] has challenged brendan [1145/1348] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:32:32 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/14/20 00:01:23] brendan and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/20 10:17:16] brendan [38/1348] has challenged bobvador [430/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/14/20 20:09:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 1 day, 04:48:27 toward level 122.
[10/14/20 23:26:26] brendan [718/1356] has come upon TauPan [228/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:40 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/15/20 06:30:41] brendan [548/1382] has challenged Bluedog [204/506] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:17:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/16/20 09:29:31] brendan and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 19:41:52] brendan [418/1382] has challenged jnerulax [137/821] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:34:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/16/20 20:48:18] brendan and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 12:08:25] brendan and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 03:20:22] brendan [1369/1382] has come upon XBouBou [193/322] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:08:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/19/20 09:20:30] brendan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:45:32 from level 123.
[10/19/20 12:32:49] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:54:16 from level 123.
[10/19/20 15:32:22] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 19:56:57] brendan [712/1382] has challenged Blukunfando [45/431] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:46:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/20/20 00:24:04] brendan [473/1382] has come upon tris [231/639] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:03:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/20/20 23:02:39] inittab [820/1162] has challenged brendan [385/1382] in combat and won! 18 days, 14:12:31 is removed from inittab's clock.
[10/21/20 21:53:55] jnerulax, neurospex, and dartainus [51/2683] have team battled brendan, bigjay, and Eldoreth [3607/4168] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/20 05:04:25] brendan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:40:16 from level 123.
[10/23/20 03:42:02] anderson [105/486] has challenged brendan [385/1382] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:10:43 is added to anderson's clock.
[10/24/20 08:11:03] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:05:27 from level 123.
[10/25/20 02:32:33] brendan and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/20 11:02:37] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:12:41 towards level 123.
[10/25/20 20:07:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 19:11:12 from level 123.
[10/26/20 04:29:48] brendan [891/1382] has challenged Bluedog [148/506] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:24:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/26/20 15:28:33] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:09:17 towards level 123.
[10/28/20 19:50:28] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:04:21 from level 123.
[10/28/20 22:41:49] dindinx and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/20 23:51:49] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:03:15 towards level 123.
[10/29/20 15:51:07] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:37:41 from level 123.
[10/29/20 23:09:34] borsin, MetaNova, and dartainus [1126/2536] have team battled micah, Bluedog, and brendan [2103/2873] and lost! 9 days, 01:15:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/20 23:23:16] simple, Elgo, and brendan [3115/3452] have team battled anderson, max, and holloway [1437/2144] and won! 5 days, 08:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 19:26:44] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:22:50 towards level 123.
[11/02/20 06:18:48] PiotrekD [928/1004] has challenged brendan [137/1382] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:29:06 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/02/20 13:20:24] brendan [1150/1382] has challenged GunMan [368/752] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:56:25 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/02/20 19:15:03] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:05 towards level 123.
[11/04/20 03:43:44] brendan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:07:38 from level 123.
[11/04/20 06:56:44] brendan [1347/1382] has come upon sunri5e [934/1179] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:18:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/04/20 08:07:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 11 days, 09:29:19 toward level 123.
[11/05/20 07:50:25] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:54 towards level 123.
[11/06/20 12:55:28] brendan [1372/1382] has come upon inittab [945/1170] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/07/20 00:23:49] brendan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:51 from level 123.
[11/07/20 16:51:01] brendan and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 16:44:21] csc2ya, xayto, and dwfreed [106/2190] have team battled IdleMaster, grooverider, and brendan [2300/3837] and lost! 5 days, 23:43:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/20 09:20:28] brendan sharpened the edge of their weapon! brendan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/20 11:05:11] brendan [1370/1426] has come upon ganome [249/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/09/20 22:00:18] petrichor [1056/1236] has challenged brendan [378/1426] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:07:54 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/10/20 01:00:58] Vic [385/509] has challenged brendan [1253/1426] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:09:42 is added to Vic's clock.
[11/10/20 15:18:17] brendan [310/1426] has come upon jayvee [285/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:38:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/11/20 23:17:21] brendan [290/1426] has challenged sjums_the_great [953/980] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:50:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/13/20 02:58:01] brendan [647/1426] has come upon Psilocybe [44/779] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 01:53:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/15/20 23:33:44] brendan [563/1426] has challenged ohnx [516/823] in combat and won! 21 days, 22:54:37 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/16/20 20:11:38] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:45:01 towards level 124.
[11/17/20 06:41:24] brendan [257/1426] has challenged Yuhno [594/777] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:44:54 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/17/20 16:15:13] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:11:59 from level 124.
[11/20/20 13:24:00] buzzz [96/223] has challenged brendan [121/1426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:36 is added to buzzz's clock.
[11/21/20 16:14:16] brendan [331/1426] has challenged xnaas [468/545] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:30:45 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/22/20 04:34:09] vegadark, Scornn, and simple [1904/2826] have team battled Pontuzz, tms, and brendan [1502/2825] and won! 1 day, 03:22:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/20 12:25:20] brendan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:08:11 towards level 124.
[11/23/20 20:46:14] brendan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:44:20 towards level 124.
[11/24/20 06:56:24] brendan [1334/1426] has come upon Globalirc [268/1026] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:11:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/26/20 17:09:59] d4rkp1r4t3, himuraken, and algernon [1026/2214] have team battled brendan, idlerpgww, and Elgo [2523/3169] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/20 19:35:54] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:19:14 from level 124.
[11/28/20 05:27:41] brendan [280/1426] has come upon kenyon [504/920] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:43:56 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/28/20 07:33:58] Nofew [574/897] has come upon brendan [130/1426] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:00:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/28/20 07:47:22] brendan, bookworm, and IdleMaster [464/2740] have team battled nawcom, MrGlass, and suterismus [2307/3105] and lost! 11 days, 20:47:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/20 06:53:18] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:08:26 towards level 124.
[11/29/20 09:45:22] brendan [337/1426] has come upon buzzz [295/431] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:21:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/29/20 18:05:12] brendan [1218/1426] has come upon CornFly [231/1187] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 02:22:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/30/20 00:47:00] h00k, sunri5e, and Psilocybe [835/2755] have team battled brendan, meskio, and anderson [2975/3039] and lost! 0 days, 22:21:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/20 20:19:30] Ruler [25/33] has challenged brendan [596/1426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:48 is added to Ruler's clock.
[12/02/20 04:25:48] brendan [707/1426] has come upon damyan [1008/1183] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:04:44 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/02/20 15:14:23] brycec [608/1028] has challenged brendan [171/1426] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:20:42 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/02/20 15:14:47] KindOne, mordac, and max [869/2423] have team battled brendan, buksi, and JuanMaestro [1286/3399] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/20 05:13:03] Asara, brendan, and Vic [550/2819] have team battled lipek, pants, and Forud [94/3638] and won! 0 days, 20:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/20 17:42:52] brendan [1296/1426] has come upon misha [285/724] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:04:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/04/20 05:12:47] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:46:13 towards level 124.
[12/04/20 14:52:17] Scornn and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 04:50:34] maligned, XBouBou, and Roxana [764/2974] have team battled tmberg, lipek, and brendan [3778/4339] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/20 10:14:39] brendan [106/1426] has come upon simple [1004/1103] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:58:40 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/05/20 12:15:50] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:52:07 towards level 124.
[12/06/20 01:55:19] brendan [947/1426] has come upon kenyon [336/968] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:23:10 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/06/20 12:35:10] brendan [1243/1426] has challenged canton7 [170/1249] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:15:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/06/20 13:35:22] brendan [450/1426] has challenged xnaas [23/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:57:48 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/07/20 09:18:14] womblecat [31/836] has come upon brendan [919/1426] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:59:08 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/07/20 18:12:48] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:27 towards level 124.
[12/08/20 18:16:15] Khorne, Clearcasting, and brendan [2336/2914] have team battled CodeB, Pontuzz, and idlerpgww [1730/1752] and won! 2 days, 02:12:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 22:58:35] sheu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 02:43:55] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:09 towards level 124.
[12/09/20 21:48:24] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:51 towards level 124.
[12/09/20 23:34:03] brendan [637/1426] has come upon AbacusAvenger [526/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:53:09 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/10/20 10:56:08] Fluttershy [55/1283] has challenged brendan [1096/1426] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:18:56 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[12/10/20 22:44:26] brendan [569/1426] has come upon lipek [138/1357] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:56:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/11/20 03:57:13] CornFly [745/1187] has come upon brendan [1318/1426] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 03:06:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/11/20 12:08:45] maligned stole brendan's level 86 tunic while they were sleeping! maligned leaves their old level 85 tunic behind, which brendan then takes.
[12/12/20 15:46:09] Dante [320/374] has challenged brendan [870/1425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:50 is added to Dante's clock.
[12/12/20 19:54:23] brendan, meskio, and Xenthys [3058/3355] have team battled dartainus, rxcomm, and Bluedog [737/2627] and won! 0 days, 01:12:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 21:28:04] brendan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brendan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/20 00:43:46] brendan [411/1415] has challenged pants [71/1409] in combat and won! 33 days, 09:39:58 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/15/20 10:23:08] brendan [195/1415] has challenged jayvee [90/755] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:45:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/15/20 13:05:32] Ttech, brendan, and CornFly [280/4677] have team battled xnaas, darkmage, and Majak [390/2929] and lost! 5 days, 06:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 18:55:57] canton7, JuanMaestro, and sukil [159/2812] have team battled yano, Tratos, and brendan [558/3340] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 20:08:56] CheeseSodaPunch [27/221] has challenged brendan [1102/1415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:53 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[12/17/20 04:44:04] Zaratustra, brendan, and jose [1828/2935] have team battled pyre, Pici, and blabber [773/2897] and won! 1 day, 13:51:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 11:07:47] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:56:43 from level 125.
[12/18/20 12:23:13] brendan [1248/1415] has come upon brycec [872/1028] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 14:18:54 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/18/20 15:16:14] GunMan [422/752] has come upon brendan [159/1415] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:47:52 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[12/18/20 21:59:06] brendan and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 01:45:03] KindOne, CheeseSodaPunch, and AncalagonThBlack [428/1677] have team battled brendan, adamus1red, and Pici [325/3388] and won! 0 days, 01:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 09:44:44] brendan [449/1415] has challenged Vic [796/895] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:50:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/19/20 15:20:55] Vic, elbie, and brendan [825/3183] have team battled Varjatticus, djm, and dindinx [1655/1977] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 03:54:45] suterismus [759/1578] has challenged brendan [95/1415] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:57:46 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/21/20 09:53:41] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:03:06 towards level 125.
[12/22/20 01:50:20] MELOONi [210/287] has challenged brendan [256/1415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:31 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[12/22/20 03:02:32] brendan [964/1415] has come upon brycec [964/1028] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:13:36 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/22/20 05:02:09] brendan and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 10:00:34] Zyphyr, Nechayev, and brendan [2889/3096] have team battled Ignotum, JuanMaestro, and sairis [1687/2135] and won! 3 days, 13:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 17:35:09] brendan and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 15:23:30] brendan, Elgo, and Xenthys [789/3173] have team battled Tenorman, feek, and mordac [1252/3425] and lost! 4 days, 08:54:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/20 20:43:02] brendan and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/20 09:34:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed brendan with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 06:20:57 from level 125.
[12/26/20 23:35:49] brendan [1189/1415] has come upon scumola [249/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:18:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/27/20 14:20:17] KeboDK [469/1024] has challenged brendan [210/1415] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:52:13 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/28/20 06:38:07] brendan [1379/1415] has come upon elbie [684/875] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:06:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/28/20 21:27:26] pztrn [360/623] has challenged brendan [1007/1415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:44 is added to pztrn's clock.
[12/30/20 00:24:33] buksi, el, and dindinx [548/2913] have team battled brendan, bigjay, and Balthazar [1014/3949] and lost! 1 day, 20:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/20 07:35:40] Ironhoof, h00k, and misha [73/2927] have team battled PlasmaStar, GunMan, and brendan [546/2851] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/20 11:46:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 7 days, 09:18:18 toward level 125.
[12/30/20 13:12:46] Eldoreth [1172/1453] has challenged brendan [1063/1415] in combat and won! 27 days, 22:57:13 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/30/20 19:41:45] tris, HellSpawn, and xayto [2114/2421] have team battled brendan, MadMan, and MiddlewareMonkey [186/3641] and won! 1 day, 01:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 01:57:21] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:45 towards level 125.
[12/31/20 02:19:47] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:30 towards level 125.
[12/31/20 08:01:04] Roxana, GilbertErik, and brendan [815/4143] have team battled bobvador, scumola, and vegadark [163/1978] and won! 1 day, 22:56:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 13:42:14] pztrn [121/623] has challenged brendan [663/1415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:33 is added to pztrn's clock.
[12/31/20 18:44:30] brendan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:54 towards level 125.
[01/01/21 07:54:09] idlerpgww and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 12:27:01] brendan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 18:38:57] brendan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:46 towards level 125.
[01/01/21 22:50:05] brendan [359/1415] has challenged TimWolla [396/870] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/02/21 00:30:20] brendan [947/1415] has come upon Forud [17/951] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/02/21 01:45:48] brendan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:18 from level 125.
[01/02/21 09:52:43] brendan [1351/1415] has challenged TheSilentLink [444/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/02/21 09:52:43] In the fierce battle, TheSilentLink dropped their level 74 helm! brendan picks it up, tossing their old level 65 helm to TheSilentLink.
[01/02/21 09:54:07] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:27 towards level 125.
[01/02/21 14:19:12] dindinx, brendan, and GilbertErik [1567/3332] have team battled Nofew, GunMan, and scumola [1523/2169] and won! 0 days, 13:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/21 15:05:34] pyre stole brendan's level 80 charm while they were sleeping! pyre leaves their old level 40 charm behind, which brendan then takes.
[01/02/21 19:51:39] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 10:58:33] brendan [200/1381] has challenged MadMan [729/1146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:19 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/03/21 12:59:00] brendan [1000/1381] has challenged ToHellWithGA [337/1138] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:03 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/03/21 12:59:00] brendan has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:09:27 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/04/21 10:03:55] TauPan [270/522] has challenged brendan [27/1381] in combat and won! 79 days, 10:58:42 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[01/04/21 14:11:12] brendan [886/1381] has challenged Nechayev [341/935] in combat and won! 20 days, 21:54:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/07/21 19:57:30] acolarh, dartainus, and Heisenberg [2256/2327] have team battled SCSi, brendan, and StalkR [676/2970] and won! 0 days, 10:14:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/21 11:53:06] brendan [1252/1381] has come upon suterismus [629/1613] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 09:49:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/08/21 13:33:45] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:19:32 towards level 126.
[01/08/21 14:27:51] womblecat [689/841] has come upon brendan [888/1381] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 20:22:28 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/09/21 05:58:12] brendan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:48:41 towards level 126.
[01/09/21 17:44:17] brendan and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 23:35:55] JeDa [234/678] has come upon brendan [113/1381] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 07:16:40 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[01/11/21 09:33:23] brendan, acolarh, and allo [30/2860] have team battled el, pztrn, and m0shbear [2176/3179] and lost! 6 days, 21:28:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/21 15:50:06] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:55:09 towards level 126.
[01/13/21 17:15:09] brendan [801/1384] has come upon damyan [1140/1183] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:03:05 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/14/21 18:20:27] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:58:06 towards level 126.
[01/15/21 15:57:52] brendan and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/21 22:09:14] brendan [182/1384] has challenged el [974/1201] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:21:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/16/21 01:15:48] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:50:13 from level 126.
[01/16/21 10:28:11] brendan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:23:28 towards level 126.
[01/18/21 16:47:14] tris, sheu, and pztrn [1762/2016] have team battled shymega, brendan, and adamus1red [2583/3069] and lost! 1 day, 20:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 01:35:31] XBouBou, rxcomm, and Majak [772/2848] have team battled brendan, TauPan, and elbie [1043/2784] and lost! 0 days, 22:24:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/21 19:15:29] brendan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:26:53 from level 126.
[01/21/21 11:47:29] brendan and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 05:13:30] brendan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:18:28 from level 126.
[01/22/21 08:46:19] brendan [102/1384] has challenged xnaas [574/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:03:10 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/22/21 20:04:25] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:30:54 from level 126.
[01/23/21 05:00:25] brendan and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 23:01:09] brendan [974/1384] has challenged Roxana [662/1585] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:57:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/24/21 23:13:24] buzzz, dwfreed, and brendan [1834/2936] have team battled himuraken, ilbelkyr, and fattrat [2490/3496] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 03:53:38] xs [20/139] has come upon brendan [1352/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:37 is added to xs's clock.
[01/25/21 20:24:50] zankore [661/1039] has come upon brendan [156/1384] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:10:02 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/25/21 23:46:15] brendan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:26 towards level 126.
[01/26/21 06:15:34] xs [38/217] has challenged brendan [901/1384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:29 is added to xs's clock.
[01/27/21 16:52:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 17 days, 08:29:10 toward level 126.
[01/27/21 22:08:35] brendan, sjums_the_great, damyan, and shymega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/21 07:39:36] brendan [933/1384] has come upon JuanMaestro [650/1029] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:34:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/28/21 14:24:33] brendan [268/1384] has challenged suterismus [486/1620] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:20:58 is added to brendan's clock.
[01/28/21 18:44:11] HellSpawn, Heisenberg, and brendan [783/2963] have team battled suterismus, rxcomm, and tmberg [3381/4490] and lost! 1 day, 19:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/21 12:01:16] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:05 towards level 126.
[01/31/21 17:58:45] maligned, brendan, and hotdogman [776/2681] have team battled Andries, Scornn, and sheu [1141/2263] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/21 20:45:55] brendan [727/1384] has challenged Syloq [308/811] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:27:53 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/01/21 04:03:59] darkmage [469/1405] has come upon brendan [1311/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:32 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/01/21 19:32:25] brendan, inittab, and RBecker [2294/3164] have team battled Beavis, GunMan, and aismallard [1980/2881] and won! 0 days, 22:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/21 01:58:51] brendan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:20 from level 126.
[02/02/21 03:54:08] brendan [276/1384] has challenged m0shbear [1012/1314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:22:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/02/21 06:19:02] brendan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:46 from level 126.
[02/02/21 07:00:24] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:12 towards level 126.
[02/02/21 19:58:05] brendan [311/1384] has challenged damyan [669/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:11:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/03/21 07:58:55] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:41 towards level 126.
[02/05/21 20:32:48] damyan [324/1190] has challenged brendan [1151/1384] in combat and lost! 15 days, 16:06:08 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/06/21 01:35:17] brendan, jnerulax, and HeavyPodda [121/3375] have team battled lipek, sairis, and Ignotum [2565/2650] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/21 17:07:23] brendan [787/1384] has challenged MJ94 [310/704] in combat and won! 28 days, 02:58:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/06/21 18:21:57] max [647/702] has challenged brendan [1311/1384] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:34:56 is added to max's clock.
[02/06/21 21:37:54] MiddlewareMonkey, brendan, and freeboson [667/3163] have team battled fattrat, Elgo, and Sharky4 [573/3540] and won! 0 days, 00:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/21 00:23:49] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 18:13:44 from level 127.
[02/08/21 00:29:18] blizgerg [109/1242] has challenged brendan [995/1384] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:09:57 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/08/21 15:50:48] C++ [193/645] has challenged brendan [416/1384] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:26:34 is added to C++'s clock.
[02/10/21 17:15:18] brendan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:29:15 towards level 127.
[02/12/21 02:10:40] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:52:04 towards level 127.
[02/12/21 11:26:41] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:25:59 towards level 127.
[02/12/21 17:38:40] tms and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 11:34:05] brendan [1140/1384] has come upon JeDa [177/682] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:01:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/14/21 00:53:07] sjums_the_great, brendan, and bisco [3470/3742] have team battled pfoley, CheeseSodaPunch, and Chuck [605/1950] and won! 0 days, 10:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 15:32:07] Ignotum, brendan, and CodeB [1017/2581] have team battled himuraken, golgy, and pants [27/3359] and won! 0 days, 10:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/21 01:36:52] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:25:14 from level 127.
[02/17/21 08:18:30] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:52:24 towards level 127.
[02/17/21 23:48:13] brendan [133/1384] has challenged Eldoreth [580/1523] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:59:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/18/21 04:17:34] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:46:41 towards level 127.
[02/19/21 06:51:53] zbe, nickware, and Elgo [445/3154] have team battled tmberg, brendan, and holloway [1333/3980] and lost! 1 day, 04:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 12:20:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 30 days, 11:00:14 toward level 127.
[02/20/21 06:06:01] brendan [409/1384] has come upon Andries [394/910] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:11:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/21/21 02:05:49] RBecker [422/888] has challenged brendan [2/1384] in combat and won! 19 days, 22:05:33 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[02/21/21 04:06:17] brendan [1348/1384] has challenged Roxana [1388/1585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:58:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/21/21 20:10:07] brendan [1337/1384] has challenged Pontuzz [392/716] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:58:05 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/22/21 00:40:16] brendan [813/1384] has come upon rotbot9k [189/198] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:35:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/25/21 19:32:54] neurospex [17/1071] has challenged brendan [150/1384] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:09:03 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/25/21 20:00:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 4 days, 00:32:04 toward level 127.
[02/26/21 08:26:41] Clearcasting [577/664] has come upon brendan [524/1384] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:08:36 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[02/27/21 00:06:25] FSM [683/754] has come upon brendan [560/1384] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[02/27/21 11:27:07] AbacusAvenger, brendan, and i3d [2022/2981] have team battled Reilly, Zyphyr, and FSM [528/2323] and won! 0 days, 03:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 00:45:02] brendan [573/1384] has challenged Misza [18/1447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/28/21 02:33:44] brendan [762/1384] has challenged el [635/1201] in combat and won! 26 days, 00:00:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/28/21 14:09:27] sc_, m0shbear, and Globalirc [2504/3148] have team battled brendan, astropoint, and sjefen6 [2676/3433] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/21 15:23:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 45 days, 19:45:53 toward level 128.
[03/02/21 14:38:21] Syloq [555/785] has challenged brendan [1214/1384] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:43:49 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/02/21 20:56:51] anarcat [701/963] has come upon brendan [809/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:09 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/03/21 00:59:19] bisco, brendan, and szczur [2309/3126] have team battled elbie, Lemelisk, and CodeB [2184/3123] and won! 1 day, 13:40:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 23:06:38] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:55:11 from level 128.
[03/06/21 05:34:00] brendan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:34 towards level 128.
[03/06/21 09:13:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 22 days, 07:34:41 toward level 128.
[03/07/21 07:58:38] szczur, brendan, MetaNova, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/21 11:08:58] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:17 towards level 128.
[03/07/21 13:42:12] pyre [452/1196] has come upon brendan [1043/1384] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:02:11 is added to pyre's clock.
[03/07/21 17:15:36] brendan [1197/1384] has come upon MiddlewareMonkey [741/1080] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:10:28 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/07/21 21:57:42] KindOne [120/379] has challenged brendan [50/1384] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:07:50 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/08/21 05:05:32] FSM [126/754] has come upon brendan [759/1384] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:13:53 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/08/21 15:02:35] brendan and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/21 09:38:58] irix [116/986] has challenged brendan [1227/1384] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:49:21 is added to irix's clock.
[03/09/21 19:34:37] brendan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:28:26 from level 128.
[03/10/21 08:01:25] GyrosGeier [64/344] has challenged brendan [734/1384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:29 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[03/11/21 01:09:33] Bkid and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/21 08:48:13] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:35 towards level 128.
[03/12/21 18:55:44] brendan and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/21 23:14:15] brendan [840/1414] has challenged WallIdl [484/746] in combat and won! 29 days, 19:05:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/16/21 13:29:25] brendan [1289/1414] has come upon JeDa [21/707] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:03:12 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/17/21 15:39:55] brendan and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 08:25:59] i3d, brendan, and Birdbones [663/3403] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, IdleMaster, and PiotrekD [1248/2949] and lost! 2 days, 18:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 11:07:17] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:26:16 towards level 129.
[03/19/21 04:23:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 43 days, 19:36:03 toward level 129.
[03/19/21 13:47:30] brendan and LordBanana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/21 05:36:30] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:35 towards level 129.
[03/21/21 07:37:39] caeli1 [280/363] has challenged brendan [1118/1414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:41 is added to caeli1's clock.
[03/21/21 09:53:26] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:08:58 from level 129.
[03/21/21 12:50:26] brendan and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/21 13:24:37] brendan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:24:02 from level 129.
[03/21/21 14:56:17] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:06 towards level 129.
[03/21/21 20:22:53] fattrat [606/1377] has come upon brendan [628/1414] and been defeated in combat! 71 days, 01:23:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/22/21 15:46:58] delet, Roxana, and Pontuzz [387/2970] have team battled brendan, acolarh, and pyre [561/3457] and lost! 3 days, 05:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/21 15:47:43] brendan [1239/1414] has challenged caeli1 [156/366] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:03:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/21 09:02:10] brendan [262/1414] has come upon AbacusAvenger [179/909] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:15:32 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/21 09:02:10] brendan has dealt AbacusAvenger a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:22:10 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[03/25/21 08:02:18] djm [317/856] has challenged brendan [19/1414] in combat and won! 29 days, 16:17:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/26/21 19:15:14] brendan [266/1414] has challenged sairis [274/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:16:34 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/27/21 01:13:05] pztrn [381/640] has come upon brendan [246/1414] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:49:42 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[03/27/21 11:19:36] Varjatticus, Syloq, and brendan [156/2570] have team battled keepermurf, szczur, and sairis [1019/2248] and lost! 2 days, 19:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/21 18:25:48] Silvanus_Betrium [180/406] has challenged brendan [1236/1414] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:48:42 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[03/30/21 09:11:04] brendan [547/1414] has come upon blizgerg [370/1235] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:32:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/21 15:50:39] brendan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:42 towards level 129.
[03/31/21 04:39:35] Forud [452/971] has challenged brendan [957/1414] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:11:11 is added to Forud's clock.
[03/31/21 05:02:56] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:01 towards level 129.
[03/31/21 22:05:49] brendan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:22 towards level 129.
[04/01/21 13:14:32] brendan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:30:39 from level 129.
[04/01/21 15:27:42] brendan got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:38 towards level 129.
[04/01/21 18:32:41] brendan and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/21 07:19:49] Birdbones [1241/1297] has come upon brendan [1301/1414] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 11:23:46 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/02/21 16:53:56] brendan [1391/1414] has challenged Athos [708/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/03/21 10:37:05] brendan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:15 towards level 129.
[04/03/21 21:04:58] Orphic, bisco, and max [1392/2462] have team battled brendan, zankore, and csssuf [1949/3259] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 23:25:38] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:41 towards level 129.
[04/04/21 09:52:20] brendan [609/1414] has come upon Beefcan [111/727] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/04/21 13:23:25] grooverider, dindinx, and mordac [2629/4037] have team battled buyoq, Zyphyr, and brendan [2680/2786] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/21 13:21:27] brendan [111/1414] has come upon Chuck [525/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:47 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/05/21 23:16:50] brendan [842/1414] has challenged Agent86 [668/1019] in combat and won! 33 days, 15:37:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/06/21 01:48:00] brendan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:40:49 from level 130.
[04/07/21 19:55:30] Eldoreth, brendan, and Nofew [1818/3846] have team battled sheu, XBouBou, and bigtrees [242/1778] and won! 4 days, 11:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 22:58:12] bigjay, TheSilentLink, and Misza [97/3235] have team battled acolarh, brendan, and Bluedog [585/2868] and lost! 0 days, 11:50:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 13:07:28] brendan [606/1414] has come upon androphius [355/539] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:04:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/10/21 07:36:28] HellSpawn, simple, and pyre [2122/3230] have team battled Lnk, brendan, and ecko [1766/2870] and won! 4 days, 13:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 18:59:34] brendan, blabber, MJ94, and cornfeedhobo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/21 22:12:43] brendan [643/1414] has come upon rxcomm [1165/1322] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:29:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/11/21 09:02:58] brendan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:58:07 from level 130.
[04/11/21 18:16:53] Orphic, el, and brendan [1320/3139] have team battled androphius, GunMan, and cornfeedhobo [917/1604] and won! 0 days, 11:06:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 16:29:53] brendan and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 17:20:30] brendan [475/1414] has come upon sjefen6 [418/1045] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 16:01:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/13/21 19:34:06] MELOONi, pants, and RBecker [2630/3006] have team battled TauPan, adamus1red, and brendan [2645/2669] and lost! 2 days, 03:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/21 23:17:54] brendan [46/1414] has come upon Jaglag [540/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:07:43 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/14/21 07:03:54] Jones [2/9] has challenged brendan [425/1414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:15 is added to Jones's clock.
[04/15/21 12:28:39] brendan [459/1414] has come upon Globalirc [46/1023] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:38:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/15/21 12:46:52] brendan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:53:21 from level 130.
[04/15/21 19:32:58] damyan [78/1206] has come upon brendan [1036/1414] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:05:23 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/16/21 14:40:10] brendan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:38:01 towards level 130.
[04/16/21 20:30:46] brendan, snek, and canton7 [2920/3329] have team battled simple, sjefen6, and AsmDemon [2401/2810] and won! 1 day, 23:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 14:46:14] brendan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:24:13 towards level 130.
[04/18/21 01:28:44] brendan [984/1428] has challenged tmberg [760/1620] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:18:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/19/21 09:19:00] vegadark [59/776] has come upon brendan [1207/1428] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:55:02 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/19/21 20:29:35] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:39:03 towards level 130.
[04/21/21 09:28:33] brendan [571/1428] has come upon sc_ [629/919] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:18:01 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/22/21 03:52:01] pants [1352/1411] has challenged brendan [291/1428] in combat and won! 25 days, 14:52:33 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/23/21 20:50:52] brendan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:19 towards level 130.
[04/24/21 20:35:27] micah [1073/1245] has come upon brendan [846/1428] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 10:58:12 is removed from micah's clock.
[04/25/21 10:19:50] brendan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:34 towards level 130.
[04/27/21 21:29:27] brendan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:56:33 towards level 130.
[04/29/21 07:33:34] csssuf [356/751] has challenged brendan [1396/1428] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:30:42 is added to csssuf's clock.
[04/30/21 18:09:03] brendan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:15:51 from level 130.
[05/01/21 11:31:12] csssuf, brendan, and simple [660/3334] have team battled sairis, gdm, and GyrosGeier [347/2030] and won! 2 days, 04:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/21 04:13:36] brendan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:46 from level 130.
[05/02/21 07:26:37] talisein and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/21 12:55:14] brendan [809/1428] has come upon Scornn [266/827] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:36:47 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/03/21 04:45:43] brendan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! brendan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/21 04:50:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried brendan 0 days, 17:14:14 toward level 130.
[05/04/21 22:07:12] brendan [1382/1413] has challenged Mirc0p [159/773] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:58:19 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/05/21 22:22:45] brendan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:36 towards level 130.
[05/08/21 20:16:20] brendan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:43 towards level 130.
[05/09/21 14:36:36] brendan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:00 towards level 130.
[05/09/21 20:49:26] sjefen6, brendan, and adamus1red [279/3188] have team battled djm, xonic, and AncalagonThBlack [740/2905] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/21 20:39:32] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:24:51 from level 130.
[05/11/21 03:31:29] brendan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:36 towards level 130.
[05/11/21 12:53:54] brendan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:45 towards level 130.
[05/11/21 19:23:00] brendan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:52 from level 130.
[05/11/21 19:25:21] buzzz, Umbire, and TheSilentLink [1040/1836] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and brendan [1450/3394] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 17:46:57] brendan [577/1420] has come upon Tratos [1086/1208] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:27 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/12/21 22:24:01] brendan [425/1420] has challenged szczur [244/412] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:05:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/13/21 12:04:36] brendan, Andries, and dartainus [588/3173] have team battled caeli1, elbie, and nawcom [1469/2202] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/21 23:04:39] brendan [41/1420] has challenged eroc1990 [368/406] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:13:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/14/21 11:07:50] brendan [759/1420] has challenged nawcom [573/751] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:57:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/15/21 04:50:09] Ttech, cirdan, and brendan [2022/4436] have team battled sheu, djm, and pfoley [1424/2295] and won! 0 days, 09:52:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 05:47:54] brendan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:18:58 towards level 131.
[05/16/21 06:46:10] brendan [1354/1420] has come upon TimWolla [975/988] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 13:22:43 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/18/21 11:27:41] brendan [317/1420] has come upon Zyphyr [503/777] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:38:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/18/21 15:43:35] Vic, phraktyl, and tmberg [1811/3099] have team battled brendan, blizgerg, and dartainus [1834/3439] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/21 19:37:31] brendan [1401/1420] has challenged Eldoreth [1505/1516] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:55:29 is added to brendan's clock.
[05/20/21 08:47:47] brendan [457/1420] has challenged MetaNova [823/1063] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:08:49 is added to brendan's clock.