Player Info

User: darkmage
Class: Slayer-of-God
Admin?: No
Level: 96
Next level: 72 days, 02:27:16
Status: Offline
Host: darkmage!~darkmage@144.217.161.32
Account Created: Tue Apr 21 13:10:10 2015
Last login: Thu May 13 11:30:01 2021
Total time idled: 1365 days, 16:51:40
Current position: [452,6]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 132 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 282 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 64
gloves: 69
helm: 68 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 46
ring: 68 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 49
tunic: 91 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 655 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1524

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 19:39:22
nick: 33 days, 18:19:23
part: 0 days, 10:29:36
quest: 160 days, 12:09:42
quit: 270 days, 16:20:16

total: 466 days, 04:58:19

Character Modifiers

[04/21/15 20:18:08] darkmage [38/74] has challenged Birdbones [816/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/21/15 21:33:53] darkmage [48/80] has challenged Darky [109/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/22/15 07:57:01] darkmage had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:09 towards level 20.
[04/22/15 09:30:52] darkmage [129/161] has challenged abra0 [16/67] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/22/15 09:57:13] cirdan [233/789] has challenged darkmage [130/161] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:29:25 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/22/15 12:31:51] darkmage [77/161] has challenged r00f [481/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/22/15 15:22:43] Gizmokid2005, blizgerg, and Cenhinen [723/2495] have team battled abra0, darkmage, and bogdan [603/723] and won! 8 days, 14:54:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/15 16:35:39] darkmage [95/175] has challenged Sixbierehomme [0/744] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:16 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/23/15 06:05:00] nfsnobody, Hydrogenum, and Tenorman [1349/2514] have team battled darkmage, Soappy, and jholtom [1406/1653] and lost! 2 days, 14:28:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/15 07:14:22] darkmage [42/204] has challenged enCyde [129/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/23/15 14:31:43] darkmage [56/213] has challenged Rarity [332/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/23/15 18:35:31] cbob [81/348] has challenged darkmage [98/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to cbob's clock.
[04/23/15 23:03:47] darkmage [227/236] has challenged identd [552/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/24/15 08:57:49] darkmage [34/236] has challenged Zanoab [516/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/24/15 20:20:30] darkmage [112/249] has challenged yano [231/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/25/15 05:41:49] identd [590/939] has come upon darkmage [228/249] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:30:32 is removed from identd's clock.
[04/25/15 09:54:36] darkmage [170/278] has challenged ajhgfa [417/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/26/15 01:21:47] darkmage [141/279] has challenged IdleMaster [274/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/26/15 06:25:51] SchrodingersScat, darkmage, and Foible [408/1121] have team battled EkimmI, simple, and Str1ngS [601/1238] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/15 22:18:05] darkmage [188/279] has challenged Pici [209/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/27/15 13:38:03] Syloq, ajhgfa, and talso [378/1472] have team battled Jens, darkmage, and Regnor [1432/1607] and lost! 1 day, 08:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/15 16:31:44] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:21 from level 33.
[04/27/15 20:04:42] darkmage [12/279] has challenged SlowRiot [806/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/27/15 22:35:39] darkmage [203/279] has come upon Doctor [496/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/01/15 18:17:21] jenksy [314/428] has challenged darkmage [43/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:14:50 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[05/02/15 00:44:50] darkmage [7/290] has challenged Misza [540/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/02/15 05:01:39] luistt [68/83] has challenged darkmage [68/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:30 is removed from luistt's clock.
[05/02/15 05:01:39] luistt has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:53:45 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/02/15 16:05:34] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:54 from level 35.
[05/03/15 02:20:42] NolanRaSinjaria [412/419] has challenged darkmage [65/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:27 is removed from NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[05/03/15 08:13:17] darkmage [6/290] has challenged Gerdesas [322/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/03/15 20:59:40] clearcasting, ganja, and Cenhinen [1219/1600] have team battled darkmage, Syloq, and Asara [583/1044] and won! 3 days, 05:03:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/15 06:24:24] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:57 from level 36.
[05/04/15 17:43:45] Andries [361/477] has challenged darkmage [124/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:46:04 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/04/15 17:43:45] Andries has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/04/15 17:55:16] darkmage [88/290] has challenged maybeHere [419/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/05/15 03:27:12] darkmage [134/290] has come upon SlowRiot [201/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:17 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/05/15 20:41:05] Soappy [500/1033] has challenged darkmage [50/290] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:09:32 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[05/06/15 00:22:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 03:48:22 toward level 37.
[05/06/15 05:38:14] darkmage [60/341] has challenged Mateusz [469/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/06/15 11:12:14] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:32 towards level 38.
[05/07/15 08:07:18] pixelate [428/507] has challenged darkmage [314/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:13:31 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[05/07/15 20:03:42] Nyarlathotep [148/217] has challenged darkmage [176/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[05/08/15 00:19:16] darkmage [160/364] has challenged Frogging101 [649/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/09/15 11:59:03] daemoneye [107/296] has challenged darkmage [65/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[05/10/15 03:35:17] darkmage [3/377] has challenged Glorfindel [351/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/10/15 13:35:26] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:31 towards level 40.
[05/10/15 17:06:32] darkmage [141/377] has come upon Danthemandoo [537/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:34 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/10/15 19:38:09] Brainiac [100/552] has challenged darkmage [277/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:46 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[05/11/15 20:58:58] sjums_the_great [140/370] has challenged darkmage [320/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/12/15 01:29:59] Mateusz, argus, and jeaye [1777/1983] have team battled Glorfindel, filinep, and darkmage [491/1336] and won! 1 day, 11:02:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 13:19:43] darkmage [116/406] has challenged Foible [46/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/15/15 11:57:06] darkmage [279/410] has challenged SchrodingersScat [61/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/16/15 21:14:35] roguesith, darkmage, and Kyree [635/1294] have team battled astropoint, irix, and abra0 [219/1632] and won! 0 days, 03:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 18:06:14] sjefen6 [236/431] has come upon darkmage [321/410] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:39:56 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/19/15 01:31:26] darkmage [456/457] has challenged AngryParsley [306/895] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/19/15 06:43:46] shandor, darkmage, and PriceChild [714/1636] have team battled pipework, Foible, and grooverider [1547/1881] and lost! 0 days, 12:43:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/15 08:00:38] Majak, ruan, and blizgerg [800/2020] have team battled Syloq, LordH, and darkmage [245/1590] and won! 0 days, 21:50:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 11:32:52] Lucien [306/436] has come upon darkmage [88/457] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:44:10 is removed from Lucien's clock.
[05/21/15 10:52:28] merryfett [376/472] has come upon darkmage [148/457] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:56:26 is removed from merryfett's clock.
[05/22/15 11:02:23] darkmage [195/482] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [150/1007] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/23/15 15:19:34] darkmage [28/482] has come upon zid [135/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:56 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/23/15 22:08:57] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:18 towards level 44.
[05/25/15 22:19:53] darkmage [384/494] has challenged pants [235/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:44 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/25/15 23:53:13] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:49 towards level 45.
[05/26/15 07:23:28] r00f [324/511] has challenged darkmage [110/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:05 is removed from r00f's clock.
[05/27/15 05:43:48] paramourne, Preedditty, and rharwood [957/1054] have team battled filinep, likcoras, and darkmage [519/1343] and won! 0 days, 00:57:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/15 08:58:50] FrodoTheHobbit, SchrodingersScat, and theemstra [753/1695] have team battled tiwake, darkmage, and HeavyPodda [886/1807] and lost! 0 days, 14:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 05:22:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 18:53:30 toward level 45.
[05/28/15 19:37:36] darkmage [103/515] has challenged identd [588/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/30/15 16:51:08] darkmage [334/515] has come upon Andries [244/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:42:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/31/15 01:03:55] darkmage [503/515] has challenged bigjay [287/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/31/15 07:54:00] dbRenaud [80/195] has come upon darkmage [403/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:33 is added to dbRenaud's clock.
[05/31/15 11:12:58] ArilKominger [18/326] has challenged darkmage [250/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[06/01/15 04:25:04] darkmage [476/515] has come upon Panick [393/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:22:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/03/15 07:23:19] tyler [6/12] has challenged darkmage [23/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to tyler's clock.
[06/03/15 16:19:11] darkmage [87/515] has challenged lipek [592/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/03/15 21:36:50] darkmage [279/515] has challenged Rarity [155/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:48:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/03/15 23:44:03] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:56 towards level 47.
[06/04/15 12:52:51] darkmage [420/515] has come upon kenyon [903/1223] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:06:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/04/15 18:49:36] bl4ckscor3 [465/521] has come upon darkmage [424/515] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:24:20 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/05/15 18:22:39] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:19 towards level 47.
[06/08/15 07:42:30] Preedditty [137/305] has challenged darkmage [247/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Preedditty's clock.
[06/08/15 14:55:13] darkmage EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:27 from level 47.
[06/09/15 00:00:05] darkmage [390/515] has challenged LordH [529/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:48 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/09/15 03:50:46] Avon, kork, and darkmage [1414/1990] have team battled lipek, Adar, and kensington [1328/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:11:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 12:36:51] darkmage [121/515] has challenged allo [41/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/09/15 17:15:37] ajhgfa [125/467] has come upon darkmage [40/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:16:09 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[06/09/15 17:15:37] ajhgfa has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:08:10 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/09/15 19:06:09] nfsnobody [164/676] has challenged darkmage [434/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:25:01 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[06/10/15 06:09:43] darkmage [12/515] has challenged Crazycatlady [510/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:52 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/10/15 16:23:10] darkmage got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:57 from level 48.
[06/11/15 07:17:38] Lenny [284/1067] has come upon darkmage [70/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:22 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[06/11/15 11:33:01] darkmage misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:22 from level 48.
[06/13/15 06:36:15] Lenny, Boohbah, and jstg [170/2121] have team battled jholtom, darkmage, and ChiefRA [1212/1458] and lost! 0 days, 17:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/15 18:26:14] OneCharToRuleUs [23/42] has challenged darkmage [256/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to OneCharToRuleUs's clock.
[06/13/15 21:40:06] AngryParsley [839/900] has challenged darkmage [460/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:16 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[06/16/15 12:14:45] darkmage lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:48 from level 48.
[06/17/15 00:44:19] reveal [81/262] has challenged darkmage [405/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to reveal's clock.
[06/17/15 19:59:39] merryfett [111/523] has challenged darkmage [443/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to merryfett's clock.
[06/17/15 23:16:57] darkmage [431/515] has come upon ludjer [174/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:42:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/18/15 06:15:18] godog [98/622] has challenged darkmage [119/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:22:12 is added to godog's clock.
[06/18/15 11:19:25] identd, allo, and reveal [702/1962] have team battled sjefen6, darkmage, and Unikitty [258/1170] and won! 0 days, 00:05:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/15 15:05:31] darkmage [259/515] has challenged Agent86 [7/644] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/25/15 06:07:20] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:12 towards level 49.
[06/25/15 11:25:02] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:32 towards level 49.
[06/26/15 11:22:50] darkmage had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:42 towards level 49.
[06/26/15 20:15:43] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:43 towards level 49.
[06/27/15 05:59:18] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:10 from level 49.
[06/27/15 15:05:24] Kitlith [54/475] has challenged darkmage [102/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:32 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[06/27/15 17:06:02] Crazycatlady [210/402] has challenged darkmage [224/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:54 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/27/15 22:47:45] davidfg4, Flynn, and Brainiac [725/2539] have team battled pants, XVar, and darkmage [756/1374] and lost! 1 day, 00:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/15 23:00:12] nikoJ, Virtual, and Cenhinen [578/2140] have team battled Andries, astropoint, and darkmage [163/1556] and won! 0 days, 09:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 10:11:44] darkmage [353/515] has challenged HeavyPodda [30/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/29/15 00:36:34] darkmage [555/588] has challenged Kyree [76/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/30/15 09:07:22] grant050, darkmage, and agrajag [738/1576] have team battled nfsnobody, damyan, and idisjunction [274/2313] and won! 0 days, 23:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/15 23:43:41] eatssauve [125/398] has challenged darkmage [169/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to eatssauve's clock.
[07/03/15 09:46:46] Evanna [7/23] has challenged darkmage [52/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Evanna's clock.
[07/03/15 15:53:34] darkmage [358/588] has challenged kensington [30/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/05/15 16:06:53] darkmage, MetaNova, and dindinx [217/1845] have team battled Fluttershy, Evanna, and ruan [284/1711] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/15 21:48:35] darkmage [255/588] has challenged rharwood [376/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/08/15 04:08:47] eva42, spaceCore, and a1291762 [1605/1952] have team battled Heisenberg, darkmage, and PriceChild [1294/1561] and won! 3 days, 15:20:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 09:57:51] soltys [363/468] has come upon darkmage [41/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:15:33 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/08/15 21:52:05] darkmage [319/588] has come upon redlegion [87/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:22 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/09/15 09:56:47] ChiefRA [397/488] has come upon darkmage [392/588] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:52:36 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[07/09/15 12:19:48] XJR-9, ruan, and simple [335/1893] have team battled prime, Soappy, and darkmage [1469/2257] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/15 19:10:37] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:38 towards level 51.
[07/11/15 20:24:04] darkmage [341/588] has challenged Charris [16/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:17:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/12/15 07:28:00] darkmage [9/588] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [844/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:59:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/12/15 07:46:15] Valkor, irix, and darkmage [688/2329] have team battled simple, vegadark, and Killerkid [554/1664] and won! 1 day, 00:13:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/15 15:00:08] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:40 from level 51.
[07/13/15 05:43:27] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:44:55 from level 51.
[07/13/15 08:36:33] agrajag [315/672] has challenged darkmage [425/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:39 is added to agrajag's clock.
[07/13/15 20:40:39] darkmage [100/588] has challenged JustAPerson [221/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/14/15 17:47:42] yond, darkmage, and Virtual [2551/2610] have team battled ToxicMouse, Killerkid, and EkimmI [562/1741] and won! 0 days, 12:37:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/15 18:50:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 09:53:39 toward level 51.
[07/15/15 18:59:17] darkmage [242/588] has challenged r00f [425/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/17/15 02:21:14] darkmage [89/588] has challenged Heisenberg [34/453] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/17/15 07:11:37] darkmage [411/588] has come upon EkimmI [453/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:33:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/19/15 00:52:50] darkmage [194/588] has come upon hannesenator [220/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:14:31 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/23/15 00:06:14] Doctor, darkmage, and kork [884/1840] have team battled sjums_the_great, godog, and CornFly [575/2068] and won! 1 day, 13:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/15 00:19:40] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:26:23 from level 52.
[07/23/15 14:35:32] darkmage [130/588] has come upon Pici [609/671] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:51:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/25/15 11:18:43] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:11 from level 52.
[07/25/15 13:53:28] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:56 towards level 52.
[07/26/15 09:00:23] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:58 towards level 52.
[07/26/15 11:40:07] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:49 from level 52.
[07/26/15 14:24:17] Str1ngS, Asara, and suterismus [235/2375] have team battled argus, Fluttershy, and darkmage [583/2115] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/15 02:24:46] nikoJ [128/414] has come upon darkmage [128/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:52:52 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[07/28/15 17:47:26] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:39 from level 52.
[07/28/15 19:16:25] darkmage, Tesla, and arlen [1464/1949] have team battled Doctor, elf, and m0rph [1041/2068] and won! 0 days, 08:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 07:55:48] Fluttershy [239/816] has come upon darkmage [507/588] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:25:32 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/29/15 09:26:20] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:17 towards level 52.
[07/30/15 04:05:12] darkmage [594/887] has challenged Lilian [159/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/30/15 04:05:12] darkmage has dealt Lilian a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:43:03 is added to Lilian's clock.
[07/30/15 07:00:46] Heisenberg [186/453] has come upon darkmage [274/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:41:57 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/30/15 14:53:28] darkmage, MJ94, and Cypher [218/2303] have team battled x86_64, nfsnobody, and lipek [293/2105] and lost! 1 day, 11:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 08:16:15] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:31 towards level 53.
[08/01/15 04:19:30] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:19 towards level 53.
[08/01/15 14:55:21] darkmage [706/887] has come upon a1291762 [377/716] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:29:46 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/02/15 23:20:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 12:15:15 from level 53.
[08/03/15 00:29:24] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:18 from level 53.
[08/05/15 00:21:42] NezumiRyu, darkmage, and woonack [1052/2157] have team battled neurospex, Frogging101, and astropoint [1305/2221] and lost! 0 days, 22:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/15 00:45:38] Chuck, darkmage, and pixelate [1574/1820] have team battled EkimmI, irix, and Gerdesas [378/2045] and won! 0 days, 03:26:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/15 08:10:24] hazelnut [238/343] has challenged darkmage [230/887] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from hazelnut's clock.
[08/07/15 06:24:53] darkmage [283/887] has come upon MetaNova [453/561] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:15:23 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/08/15 22:21:35] fattrat, irix, and wallmani [574/1998] have team battled darkmage, Tenorman, and SlowRiot [123/2490] and won! 0 days, 06:50:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/15 17:05:05] Regnor [273/799] has come upon darkmage [13/887] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:13:56 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[08/10/15 17:05:53] Regnor [497/799] has come upon darkmage [278/887] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:50:25 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[08/10/15 22:07:38] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:19:44 towards level 53.
[08/11/15 01:39:45] darkmage misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:35:38 from level 53.
[08/11/15 06:23:32] darkmage was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:39 from level 53.
[08/12/15 10:04:38] daminimal [10/21] has challenged darkmage [640/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to daminimal's clock.
[08/14/15 02:50:52] darkmage [168/887] has come upon grooverider [844/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:05 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/15/15 14:34:08] nfsnobody [622/677] has challenged darkmage [318/887] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:39:19 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[08/16/15 00:48:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 3 days, 14:40:32 toward level 53.
[08/16/15 17:41:25] Prometheus [389/764] has challenged darkmage [496/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:22:56 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[08/16/15 18:49:37] darkmage [54/887] has come upon Totengeist [517/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/17/15 01:43:54] darkmage [387/887] has challenged Midsandhighs [171/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:43 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/17/15 01:43:54] darkmage has dealt Midsandhighs a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:38:02 is added to Midsandhighs's clock.
[08/17/15 07:50:13] darkmage, unicron, and identd [601/2355] have team battled lipek, csssuf, and yond [434/2925] and won! 0 days, 00:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 10:49:01] darkmage [211/887] has challenged Doctor [376/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/18/15 00:22:09] darkmage was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:48:24 from level 54.
[08/18/15 15:19:05] XVar, darkmage, and XJR-9 [1019/1988] have team battled Tesla, Crazycatlady, and Kyree [641/1850] and won! 0 days, 19:41:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/15 02:03:12] fattrat, reveal, and astropoint [1035/1718] have team battled darkmage, Gizmokid2005, and dxrt [1889/2791] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 05:00:13] spaceCore [364/464] has challenged darkmage [734/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:24:05 is added to spaceCore's clock.
[08/19/15 14:22:08] darkmage broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:46:56 from level 54.
[08/19/15 22:14:44] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:09:45 from level 54.

[08/20/15 23:13:38] darkmage [78/887] has challenged Ramsey [50/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:22:59 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/21/15 03:24:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 13 days, 06:13:07 toward level 54.
[08/22/15 08:04:58] Nayru, darkmage, and FrodoTheHobbit [709/2281] have team battled Nofew, Zeman4323, and Cypher [987/2256] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/15 02:26:32] darkmage [668/887] has come upon Furry [387/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:27:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/23/15 22:36:10] zid [19/794] has challenged darkmage [256/887] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:28:32 is added to zid's clock.
[08/25/15 13:22:31] darkmage [886/887] has come upon r00f [263/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:36:27 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/26/15 00:53:25] Agent86 [233/456] has challenged darkmage [304/887] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:15:06 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/26/15 04:54:43] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [674/1012] has challenged darkmage [839/887] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:02:25 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[08/26/15 14:39:26] Volinde [323/345] has challenged darkmage [839/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Volinde's clock.
[08/26/15 15:03:18] dwfreed, zankore, and kenyon [561/1992] have team battled darkmage, keeper_c, and Plasmastar [1010/2427] and lost! 0 days, 03:46:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/15 00:18:09] h00k [558/904] has come upon darkmage [83/887] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:01:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/27/15 12:48:29] darkmage [267/887] has challenged Prometheus [430/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/27/15 21:07:46] idisjunction [104/894] has challenged darkmage [46/887] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:02:21 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/27/15 23:28:08] Virtual [837/1117] has come upon darkmage [739/887] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:08 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/28/15 00:04:00] Mateusz [560/742] has come upon darkmage [658/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:22:03 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/28/15 03:38:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 13 days, 22:34:53 toward level 55.
[08/28/15 05:55:46] darkmage [418/887] has come upon Krenz [913/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:14:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/28/15 21:25:13] Mirc0p [359/512] has come upon darkmage [530/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:04:46 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[08/29/15 10:03:26] darkmage [574/887] has come upon Jareeta [95/977] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:39:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/30/15 08:38:14] gipyelrah [961/1068] has come upon darkmage [840/887] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:17:54 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[08/30/15 11:55:16] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:01 from level 55.
[08/30/15 12:31:47] daemoneye [403/448] has challenged darkmage [238/887] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:47:31 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[09/01/15 20:56:20] GEnGEr [127/216] has challenged darkmage [220/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to GEnGEr's clock.
[09/02/15 06:11:57] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:26 from level 55.
[09/02/15 15:22:45] darkmage [670/887] has come upon SlowRiot [659/689] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/02/15 19:03:57] identd, Andries, and Doctor [1516/2291] have team battled darkmage, EkimmI, and archlich [569/2024] and won! 4 days, 05:11:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 20:20:31] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:35 from level 55.
[09/04/15 22:18:30] Tenorman [78/889] has come upon darkmage [15/887] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:00:51 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[09/05/15 09:55:31] darkmage [535/892] has come upon mwheeler [146/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:39 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/06/15 06:55:57] darkmage [158/892] has challenged dindinx [342/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/06/15 15:35:31] darkmage, ajhgfa, and m0shbear [1682/2264] have team battled MJ94, Tenorman, and Chuck [961/1947] and won! 4 days, 12:09:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/15 03:53:15] clonak [183/541] has come upon darkmage [206/892] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:10:59 is added to clonak's clock.
[09/07/15 11:12:56] darkmage [688/892] has come upon greycat [360/891] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:19:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/07/15 11:12:56] darkmage has dealt greycat a Critical Strike! 12 days, 18:52:58 is added to greycat's clock.
[09/07/15 11:45:33] brendan [879/884] has challenged darkmage [787/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:29 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/08/15 03:51:47] darkmage [406/892] has challenged Darky [757/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:52:04 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/08/15 04:52:11] darkmage [218/892] has challenged abra0 [565/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:51:28 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/08/15 05:14:16] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:56 towards level 56.
[09/08/15 11:03:30] CornFly [479/991] has come upon darkmage [313/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:13 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/09/15 19:23:11] darkmage [142/892] has come upon Soappy [674/1087] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:19:33 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/10/15 01:33:56] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:32 towards level 56.
[09/10/15 04:51:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 2 days, 18:29:27 toward level 56.
[09/11/15 16:22:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 6 days, 13:45:33 toward level 56.
[09/12/15 02:09:23] sedrik, Regnor, and Simie [413/2555] have team battled darkmage, LordH, and Sir_Lemming [966/2294] and lost! 2 days, 02:03:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 06:54:43] Loquatious [249/404] has come upon darkmage [509/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:25 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[09/12/15 08:01:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:23:54 from level 56.
[09/12/15 13:16:27] idisjunction [75/898] has come upon darkmage [768/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/13/15 16:39:00] darkmage [329/892] has come upon pixelate [384/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:34 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/13/15 18:44:17] Ladon [321/775] has challenged darkmage [722/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:36:31 is added to Ladon's clock.
[09/13/15 19:23:04] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:27 towards level 56.
[09/13/15 21:53:29] Sixbierehomme [541/756] has challenged darkmage [278/892] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[09/15/15 16:01:54] darkmage [523/892] has challenged ruan [360/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/16/15 01:55:18] iynque [22/42] has challenged darkmage [141/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to iynque's clock.
[09/16/15 08:08:18] bendem [223/542] has challenged darkmage [701/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:07 is added to bendem's clock.
[09/16/15 09:20:16] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:46 towards level 56.
[09/16/15 13:29:12] darkmage [569/892] has challenged Kinsmir [113/626] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:32:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/17/15 22:17:35] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:54:43 towards level 57.
[09/17/15 22:50:24] csssuf, XVar, and AngryParsley [1978/2018] have team battled darkmage, Cameron_D, and neurospex [2345/2930] and lost! 0 days, 22:22:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/15 04:30:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 3 days, 15:53:59 toward level 57.
[09/18/15 11:33:58] darkmage was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:59:13 from level 57.
[09/20/15 03:44:18] Str1ngS [82/415] has challenged darkmage [801/892] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:04:59 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[09/20/15 15:12:43] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:04 towards level 57.
[09/21/15 13:08:02] n0mad, Mateusz, and Evrial [648/1287] have team battled darkmage, Mindscrew, and Ladon [245/2033] and won! 0 days, 00:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 18:57:34] discopig [636/754] has challenged darkmage [62/892] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:26:02 is removed from discopig's clock.
[09/22/15 04:20:06] Xyrael [160/354] has challenged darkmage [495/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[09/23/15 01:38:10] darkmage [226/892] has come upon irix [202/975] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:37:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/24/15 08:22:40] Gorgon [305/530] has challenged darkmage [183/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[09/24/15 14:24:11] h00k [913/915] has come upon darkmage [492/892] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:06:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/24/15 21:23:41] darkmage was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:38:09 from level 57.
[09/25/15 15:56:53] bigjay [105/798] has come upon darkmage [472/892] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:30:55 is added to bigjay's clock.
[09/26/15 00:22:39] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:43 towards level 57.
[09/26/15 06:33:57] darkmage [473/892] has challenged Chuck [276/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:10:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/26/15 23:16:57] darkmage [608/892] has come upon Crazycatlady [314/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:21:57 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/27/15 03:45:30] Andries [287/529] has come upon darkmage [766/892] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:29:15 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/27/15 15:33:22] darkmage reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/15 10:34:37] sasaniak, fraq, and darkmage [674/2040] have team battled ChasedSpade, vegadark, and Andries [1048/1684] and lost! 0 days, 16:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 15:06:54] darkmage [345/897] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [516/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:37 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/28/15 15:51:33] sorind [109/320] has challenged darkmage [890/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to sorind's clock.
[09/28/15 16:03:01] nitzer, zankore, and Ttech [2518/2606] have team battled JustAPerson, darkmage, and pipework [1562/1986] and won! 0 days, 11:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 14:54:12] darkmage [2/897] has challenged Darky [546/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/30/15 11:27:56] darkmage ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:58 from level 57.
[10/02/15 20:24:42] Heisenberg [356/606] has challenged darkmage [890/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:39 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/03/15 02:45:18] darkmage [120/897] has come upon wallmani [172/343] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:07:41 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/03/15 11:46:15] darkmage, Samus, and Danthemandoo [729/2116] have team battled roy, SirMonkeybox, and fraq [1175/1485] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 17:32:00] darkmage [822/897] has challenged Str1ngS [331/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:45 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/04/15 11:34:17] darkmage [57/897] has come upon Danthemandoo [544/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/04/15 20:02:16] darkmage, Gerdesas, and Frogging101 [1789/2025] have team battled Haquer, reveal, and yano [194/1389] and won! 0 days, 01:04:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/15 00:20:27] darkmage [44/897] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [212/517] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/05/15 16:56:02] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:56:36 towards level 58.
[10/05/15 22:05:40] andoruh [175/186] has challenged darkmage [774/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/06/15 00:01:17] MadMan [253/326] has challenged darkmage [531/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to MadMan's clock.
[10/06/15 13:23:31] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:10:38 towards level 58.
[10/08/15 23:35:42] Sir_Lemming [496/551] has come upon darkmage [178/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:16:07 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/09/15 06:53:33] darkmage met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:04:19 from level 58.
[10/09/15 10:21:37] Cameron_D [590/1034] has challenged darkmage [446/897] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:24:10 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/21/15 01:57:52] darkmage had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:13:03 towards level 58.
[10/22/15 04:49:07] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:33 towards level 58.
[10/23/15 08:59:41] darkmage [305/897] has come upon JustAPerson [213/619] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:50:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/23/15 21:41:59] FakeWizard [160/168] has challenged darkmage [701/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/25/15 20:34:10] sedrik [435/768] has come upon darkmage [310/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:56:47 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[10/26/15 16:18:46] darkmage [688/897] has come upon naw [390/552] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:24:10 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/26/15 18:18:34] MrGlass [13/90] has challenged darkmage [77/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/27/15 11:53:18] darkmage [568/897] has come upon elf [750/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:16:14 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/27/15 23:57:38] pfoley, kenyon, and irix [2071/2939] have team battled darkmage, nfsnobody, and damyan [1855/2328] and won! 0 days, 01:05:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/15 08:46:11] darkmage [746/897] has come upon dwfreed [24/438] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:01:46 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/31/15 14:04:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:52:51 from level 58.
[11/10/15 21:47:18] discopig [651/778] has challenged darkmage [125/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:31 is removed from discopig's clock.
[11/11/15 00:31:10] darkmage [343/897] has come upon lolwut [119/658] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:00:45 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/11/15 08:42:19] Silvanus_Betrium [71/562] has challenged darkmage [416/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/12/15 03:16:15] anal0g [0/9] has challenged darkmage [527/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to anal0g's clock.
[11/12/15 12:58:43] darkmage [459/897] has come upon vox [240/746] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:19:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/02/15 19:53:00] Heisenberg [48/650] has challenged darkmage [219/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/15 19:46:32] lipek [496/1183] has come upon darkmage [226/897] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/04/15 00:00:34] SchrodingersScat, darkmage, and kork [14/1636] have team battled VoidFox, Nofew, and honkybonky [1116/2361] and lost! 1 day, 16:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 16:42:58] darkmage [824/897] has come upon CornFly [571/1010] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:36:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/06/15 05:44:28] argus [196/702] has come upon darkmage [188/897] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:58:30 is removed from argus's clock.
[12/07/15 09:46:32] darkmage EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:48:00 from level 58.
[12/07/15 15:37:22] darkmage [132/897] has challenged Hydrogenum [337/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:47:05 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/08/15 22:35:11] PiotrekD, Totengeist, and darkmage [1779/2335] have team battled Ttech, eva42, and fattrat [2256/2980] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 16:13:53] Killerkid [232/639] has come upon darkmage [614/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:37:50 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/10/15 03:00:33] rharwood [421/674] has challenged darkmage [595/897] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:44:59 is added to rharwood's clock.
[12/10/15 10:03:18] darkmage [475/897] has challenged blindbox [291/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/10/15 15:05:13] MJ94 [779/866] has challenged darkmage [280/897] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:29:45 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/11/15 09:39:39] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:31 towards level 58.
[12/12/15 16:24:28] darkmage [249/897] has challenged brendan [274/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/13/15 01:16:42] anal0g, Bkid, and Milquetoast [1581/1701] have team battled Globalirc, TauPan, and darkmage [1369/1699] and won! 0 days, 00:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/15 05:45:11] darkmage [523/897] has come upon Boohbah [222/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:36:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/14/15 00:41:25] darkmage [220/897] has challenged tmberg [685/844] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/14/15 22:46:10] darkmage [876/897] has challenged Ttech [344/1370] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:06:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/15/15 04:48:35] darkmage [177/897] has challenged Jareeta [536/1043] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:25:15 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/15/15 07:50:23] Frogging101, darkmage, and unicron [1271/2013] have team battled Diitto, Totengeist, and Fluttershy [2355/2514] and lost! 1 day, 01:13:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/15 03:17:50] pico [79/277] has challenged darkmage [113/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to pico's clock.
[12/16/15 12:37:18] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:34:34 from level 59.
[12/17/15 14:52:13] Crazycatlady [342/414] has come upon darkmage [412/897] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:23:34 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/17/15 19:33:58] darkmage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:43:10 from level 59.
[12/18/15 15:06:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 12:59:51 from level 59.
[12/19/15 20:34:56] Timson [16/287] has challenged darkmage [639/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Timson's clock.
[12/20/15 03:51:45] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:18:49 from level 59.
[12/20/15 18:24:41] darkmage [68/897] has come upon Xyrael [229/882] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:50:35 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/21/15 20:23:17] Furry, darkmage, and RBecker [1310/2106] have team battled kensington, yasdorian, and Flynn [1576/2072] and lost! 1 day, 08:22:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/15 13:09:30] darkmage [197/897] has challenged IdleMaster [187/452] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:38:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/25/15 01:56:39] Nyarlathotep [442/513] has come upon darkmage [484/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:44 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[12/31/15 14:41:03] SmOkE_RU, AngryParsley, and darkmage [532/2378] have team battled mwhahaha, Senka, and cirdan [174/1911] and won! 1 day, 08:25:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 13:09:17] Ironhoof, damyan, and Mateusz [962/1997] have team battled Str1ngS, darkmage, and Oooooog [1762/1813] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/16 07:25:17] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:58:30 towards level 59.
[01/04/16 06:00:22] Killerkid [156/639] has challenged darkmage [34/907] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:51:56 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[01/04/16 16:00:18] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:14:47 from level 59.
[01/05/16 09:13:30] darkmage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:45:31 from level 59.
[01/05/16 14:10:39] darkmage [886/907] has come upon Schrodinger [11/407] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:11:51 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/06/16 07:19:05] darkmage [775/907] has challenged KyloRen [231/660] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:09:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/06/16 19:33:23] darkmage [443/907] has come upon pants [47/457] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:04:00 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/06/16 21:37:37] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:15 towards level 59.
[01/07/16 13:30:31] darkmage [898/910] has come upon Unikitty [859/922] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:11:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/08/16 01:36:49] darkmage [366/910] has come upon Schrodinger [11/407] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:55:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/08/16 04:32:29] Zaratustra, abra0, and Onceuponaban [1171/1672] have team battled darkmage, Alric`, and h00k [1033/2535] and won! 0 days, 00:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 10:38:37] darkmage [651/910] has challenged KeboDK [67/361] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:15:19 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/08/16 17:16:23] Tenorman [331/763] has come upon darkmage [151/910] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:41:35 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/09/16 05:53:48] tspange [62/247] has challenged darkmage [807/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/09/16 07:46:50] darkmage [550/910] has challenged splinny [558/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:04:43 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/09/16 11:16:58] kork, SpaceKookie, and Pogor [483/1010] have team battled TauPan, 0rion, and darkmage [1127/1557] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 18:12:54] darkmage [346/910] has come upon SudoKing [574/704] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:54:57 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/10/16 00:35:36] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:07:44 towards level 59.
[01/11/16 01:39:57] darkmage, Totengeist, and Ironhoof [1805/2169] have team battled Heisenberg, lutoma, and strugart [943/2257] and won! 0 days, 08:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 13:01:17] charitwo, darkmage, and MJ94 [2229/2321] have team battled Toastee, Douhet, and SlowRiot [757/1632] and won! 2 days, 07:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 09:45:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 5 days, 22:08:22 toward level 59.
[01/12/16 12:02:00] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:16 towards level 59.
[01/13/16 10:43:53] pdg [201/240] has challenged darkmage [364/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to pdg's clock.
[01/15/16 05:08:57] darkmage [168/910] has come upon blind [365/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:50 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/15/16 08:36:12] darkmage [657/910] has challenged holloway [272/362] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/15/16 20:46:31] Ladon [353/846] has challenged darkmage [231/910] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:39:45 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[01/16/16 20:18:47] CornFly [602/986] has challenged darkmage [868/910] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/17/16 09:37:10] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:56:30 towards level 60.
[01/17/16 20:21:23] 0rion, darkmage, and kier [744/1808] have team battled Xenthys, Brom, and h00k [1991/2031] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/16 23:45:09] darkmage ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:26:40 from level 60.
[01/18/16 12:19:45] darkmage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:31:24 towards level 60.
[01/18/16 21:54:18] darkmage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:19:39 towards level 60.
[01/20/16 17:30:12] darkmage [387/910] has challenged petrichor [220/462] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:12:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/21/16 05:34:51] darkmage [112/910] has challenged charitwo [282/563] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:15:41 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/24/16 06:58:42] Antutuuuuu [216/427] has challenged darkmage [159/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/25/16 14:51:40] ty [100/270] has challenged darkmage [463/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to ty's clock.
[01/25/16 23:07:59] darkmage was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:40:13 from level 60.
[01/27/16 04:28:50] darkmage [344/910] has challenged nitzer [253/725] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:01:29 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/28/16 01:03:07] cyberfox [35/165] has come upon darkmage [853/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:22 is added to cyberfox's clock.
[01/28/16 17:59:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 11 days, 17:30:15 toward level 60.
[01/29/16 05:47:23] LordH [488/799] has challenged darkmage [96/910] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:57:46 is removed from LordH's clock.
[01/30/16 08:53:12] ETextra [110/272] has challenged darkmage [628/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to ETextra's clock.
[01/30/16 23:15:11] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:41 towards level 60.
[01/31/16 07:40:05] magnetik, darkmage, BURUT, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/16 07:17:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 1 day, 08:22:06 toward level 60.
[02/01/16 19:15:20] darkmage [819/910] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [334/501] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/01/16 20:11:03] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:05:24 towards level 61.
[02/02/16 05:54:11] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:26:50 towards level 61.
[02/04/16 03:41:54] darkmage [177/910] has come upon Alys [41/309] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:52:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/04/16 04:42:07] yano [361/594] has challenged darkmage [332/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:45:49 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/07/16 03:13:19] darkmage broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:05:13 from level 61.
[02/08/16 04:34:26] darkmage, hannesenator, and elf [366/2292] have team battled abra0, MrGlass, and Sir_Lemming [10/1700] and won! 0 days, 18:40:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 10:37:28] WallIdl [56/171] has challenged darkmage [242/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/08/16 12:05:12] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:53 towards level 61.
[02/10/16 02:07:12] ElectRo, darkmage, and rxcomm [1850/2850] have team battled Majak, lux, and JensRex [709/1330] and won! 0 days, 18:58:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 15:08:40] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:12 towards level 61.
[02/16/16 00:46:29] suterismus [990/1178] has challenged darkmage [366/910] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:08:50 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/16/16 00:46:29] suterismus has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:17:54 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/16/16 04:47:55] darkmage [57/910] has challenged CornFly [409/952] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:04:22 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/20/16 01:04:07] darkmage, GilbertErik, and gipyelrah [1381/2374] have team battled m0shbear, Alys, and rxcomm [508/1637] and won! 1 day, 02:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 03:37:14] RBecker, Crazycatlady, and darkmage [819/2051] have team battled Cenhinen, reim, and identd [1650/1912] and lost! 4 days, 13:46:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/16 10:19:44] darkmage [427/921] has come upon himuraken [69/261] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:57:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/21/16 15:55:44] D-NICE, Virtual, and MJ94 [1029/2401] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Tharbakery, and darkmage [710/2202] and won! 1 day, 12:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 17:06:53] Sohnae, MadHatter, and darkmage [48/1906] have team battled HeavyPodda, Kable, and MrGlass [769/2101] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/16 07:58:55] entrop [3/304] has challenged darkmage [128/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to entrop's clock.
[02/23/16 10:21:46] SirMonkeybox, babapest, and mwhahaha [447/1548] have team battled darkmage, bl4ckscor3, and Ironhoof [61/1931] and won! 0 days, 05:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/16 14:38:48] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:51 towards level 61.
[02/23/16 20:39:18] strugart, JensRex, and darkmage [15/2075] have team battled idisjunction, D-NICE, and SlowRiot [2145/2688] and lost! 1 day, 07:26:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 05:52:58] echeese, SudoKing, and Lios [964/1413] have team battled aucg, MadMan, and darkmage [13/2180] and won! 0 days, 00:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 17:40:33] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:57:32 from level 61.
[02/26/16 20:14:12] h00k [353/895] has challenged darkmage [282/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/26/16 22:20:46] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:34 towards level 61.
[02/27/16 11:18:57] Evrial, darkmage, and HeavyPodda [1377/2327] have team battled brendan, sbp, and RistoUuranmaki [1486/2130] and lost! 0 days, 10:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 17:23:46] hannesenator [393/809] has challenged darkmage [329/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:46 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[02/27/16 23:44:56] darkmage [283/921] has come upon a1291762 [828/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:58:03 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/27/16 23:45:35] darkmage [559/921] has come upon a1291762 [373/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:26:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/27/16 23:45:35] darkmage has dealt a1291762 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:40:04 is added to a1291762's clock.
[02/28/16 17:35:06] Ladon [25/856] has come upon darkmage [59/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:13:04 is added to Ladon's clock.
[02/29/16 18:03:43] darkmage [50/921] has come upon XJR-9 [613/635] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:19:44 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/01/16 00:43:23] darkmage [899/921] has challenged Totengeist [98/800] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:53:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/01/16 02:36:45] darkmage [671/921] has come upon Frogging101 [155/391] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:59:22 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/01/16 06:22:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 3 days, 04:25:10 toward level 61.
[03/01/16 14:24:42] identd, charitwo, and Babar [1745/2138] have team battled yasdorian, Lios, and darkmage [43/1977] and won! 2 days, 00:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 15:31:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 5 days, 01:05:04 toward level 61.
[03/02/16 05:21:54] darkmage [394/933] has come upon Bvarne [74/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:50:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/02/16 07:54:16] darkmage [739/933] has challenged holloway [321/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:22:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/04/16 21:57:38] Gmane [318/355] has come upon darkmage [347/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:32:30 is added to Gmane's clock.
[03/10/16 00:28:49] woonack, kusuriya, and holloway [287/1394] have team battled CornFly, darkmage, and identd [1282/2555] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 02:46:09] darkmage, roy, and Lemelisk [1080/2565] have team battled Simie, damyan, and Sir_Lemming [808/2166] and won! 0 days, 02:30:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/16 13:23:12] droogie [636/910] has challenged darkmage [803/942] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:15:13 is added to droogie's clock.
[03/10/16 15:38:27] masterme120 [96/288] has challenged darkmage [902/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to masterme120's clock.
[03/11/16 06:06:57] Alasdair, woonack, and echeese [339/1164] have team battled Lenny, a1291762, and darkmage [779/3045] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/16 08:14:14] darkmage [681/942] has challenged brycec [63/359] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:42:46 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/13/16 12:48:30] SynthesizerPatel [640/769] has challenged darkmage [89/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:36 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[03/13/16 14:52:06] Bvarne [271/457] has challenged darkmage [141/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[03/14/16 11:57:00] Andries [105/492] has come upon darkmage [805/942] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:19:34 is added to Andries's clock.
[03/15/16 20:23:00] darkmage [665/942] has come upon CornFly [874/952] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:11:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/18/16 18:33:33] damyan [125/772] has challenged darkmage [165/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:17 is added to damyan's clock.
[03/19/16 19:57:39] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:45 towards level 62.
[03/20/16 22:35:59] masterme120 [296/306] has challenged darkmage [562/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to masterme120's clock.
[03/21/16 06:56:44] fraq [96/954] has come upon darkmage [819/942] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:59:12 is added to fraq's clock.
[03/22/16 10:18:22] Scar3cr0w, Furry, and iViLe [138/2332] have team battled Boohbah, pipework, and darkmage [1127/2134] and lost! 3 days, 17:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 16:18:32] DoomedExistence [2/3] has challenged darkmage [31/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[03/24/16 03:56:08] donut, D-NICE, and godog [1613/1794] have team battled Pithlit, darkmage, and Andries [1139/1880] and won! 0 days, 01:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/16 10:25:08] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:48 towards level 62.

[03/25/16 17:05:39] Chuck [95/437] has come upon darkmage [238/942] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:24:53 is added to Chuck's clock.
[03/26/16 10:10:44] darkmage, WallIdl, Asara, and double have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/16 00:09:25] darkmage got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:47:56 from level 62.
[03/28/16 09:22:22] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:27:11 towards level 62.
[03/29/16 03:12:55] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:54 towards level 62.
[03/29/16 12:51:59] SirMonkeybox [592/638] has come upon darkmage [569/942] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:22:45 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/29/16 17:27:27] darkmage [731/942] has come upon Brom [61/606] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:48:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/30/16 01:21:16] darkmage got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:13:29 from level 62.
[04/06/16 04:10:51] darkmage [453/942] has challenged Mateusz [738/758] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:21:30 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/07/16 03:57:01] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:48 towards level 62.
[04/07/16 15:17:30] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:44 towards level 62.
[04/08/16 17:45:59] darkmage [898/942] has come upon CornFly [380/952] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:12:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/10/16 16:54:13] GilbertErik, keeper_c, and LordH [698/2537] have team battled Danthemandoo, darkmage, and elf [2296/2397] and lost! 1 day, 17:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/16 22:18:57] darkmage [898/942] has come upon jstg [236/625] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:30:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/11/16 13:36:09] darkmage [760/942] has challenged sloth [276/312] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/12/16 22:27:16] ThaBeave [10/72] has challenged darkmage [444/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to ThaBeave's clock.
[04/17/16 11:43:41] AbacusAvenger [61/182] has challenged darkmage [360/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/17/16 19:31:24] darkmage [44/942] has challenged argus [433/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:54:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/18/16 19:17:06] darkmage [808/942] has come upon Lios [41/704] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:22:39 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/19/16 18:48:05] darkmage [564/942] has challenged h00k [253/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:02:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/19/16 21:37:53] Tenorman [70/796] has come upon darkmage [764/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:29:18 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/20/16 03:43:27] Hemera [0/70] has challenged darkmage [425/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Hemera's clock.
[04/20/16 04:51:35] darkmage [57/942] has challenged KeboDK [138/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:42:13 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/20/16 07:45:03] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:26:05 towards level 62.
[05/08/16 13:53:18] PBabebu [261/338] has challenged darkmage [408/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[05/08/16 19:02:28] argus, Shayy, and darkmage [835/1829] have team battled Brom, Zoddo, and Misza [1464/1945] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 16:09:17] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:22 from level 62.
[05/09/16 16:32:44] darkmage [106/942] has come upon jwon [51/487] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:52:28 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/09/16 17:52:30] Nofew [891/969] has challenged darkmage [587/942] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:42:49 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/10/16 20:02:53] darkmage [269/942] has challenged Gatewayy [323/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:58 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/10/16 23:04:04] charitwo [304/551] has challenged darkmage [521/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:31 is added to charitwo's clock.
[05/11/16 11:45:05] ville [490/751] has come upon darkmage [334/942] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:43:57 is removed from ville's clock.
[05/14/16 10:50:44] PinkiePie [319/600] has come upon darkmage [460/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:50:24 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[05/14/16 14:01:25] darkmage got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:25 from level 62.
[05/15/16 12:27:58] darkmage [352/942] has challenged tehdude [7/322] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:06:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/16/16 09:26:48] MadMan, AbacusAvenger, and sjefen6 [565/1383] have team battled Doctor, Anaxyn, and darkmage [1808/2265] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 16:30:53] dalisra [117/450] has challenged darkmage [627/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to dalisra's clock.
[06/02/16 18:08:05] darkmage [592/942] has challenged MadHatter [373/519] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:02:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/02/16 21:41:06] elf [31/925] has come upon darkmage [245/942] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:40:39 is added to elf's clock.
[06/03/16 15:24:19] double, darkmage, and Cenhinen [219/2166] have team battled Plasmastar, Archoak, and suterismus [1679/1720] and lost! 2 days, 12:32:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 17:42:48] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:14 towards level 63.
[06/03/16 20:26:45] Chuck, Babar, and idisjunction [1003/2345] have team battled Agent86, zokko, and darkmage [213/2161] and won! 0 days, 16:57:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 04:00:18] Cthulhu, sloth, and robox [983/1177] have team battled PinkiePie, kier, and darkmage [626/2333] and won! 0 days, 00:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 21:19:25] darkmage [826/942] has come upon MetaNova [95/474] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:37:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/05/16 20:35:55] Plasmastar [255/338] has challenged darkmage [680/942] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:47:29 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[06/06/16 00:37:23] darkmage [276/942] has challenged vBm [45/315] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:01:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/08/16 00:55:42] gabriel [458/1149] has challenged darkmage [210/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:07 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[06/08/16 21:34:47] stonehammer, lipek, and fattrat [1340/1978] have team battled idisjunction, darkmage, and sjums_the_great [1811/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 22:33:22] HeavyPodda [389/914] has challenged darkmage [166/942] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:57:29 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/11/16 22:47:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 16:11:09 from level 63.
[06/12/16 05:09:40] darkmage [212/942] has come upon neuro [5/947] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:46:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/13/16 05:47:56] darkmage was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:36:38 from level 63.
[06/14/16 08:16:06] Tenorman, Xenthys, and darkmage [2103/2434] have team battled jwon, Pokota, and prime [395/1662] and won! 4 days, 01:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 19:40:50] darkmage [835/942] has come upon allo [255/458] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:00:14 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/14/16 19:40:50] darkmage has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:45:14 is added to allo's clock.
[06/15/16 03:01:46] darkmage [384/942] has challenged ElectRo [792/922] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:40:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/15/16 21:53:56] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:22:33 from level 63.
[06/16/16 13:43:06] FakeWizard, grooverider, and darkmage [106/2392] have team battled MJ94, Kiesteel, and gabriel [747/2503] and lost! 5 days, 08:10:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 03:40:19] Doctor [693/1007] has challenged darkmage [38/942] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:07:37 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[06/19/16 10:20:53] darkmage left his weapon out in the rain to rust! darkmage's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/16 00:09:47] darkmage [292/909] has come upon d34th [966/1049] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:03:17 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/21/16 22:54:54] vegadark, kork, and Mirc0p [910/1376] have team battled darkmage, Babar, and brycec [1617/2849] and lost! 3 days, 12:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/16 23:59:13] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:16 towards level 63.
[06/22/16 11:02:18] Sir_Lemming, yasdorian, and daemoneye [1515/1947] have team battled simple, darkmage, and pfoley [102/2215] and won! 0 days, 06:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 05:56:34] buyoq, darkmage, and LordH [718/2130] have team battled SlowRiot, honkybonky, and brycec [1091/2679] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 08:06:56] bootdisk [218/424] has come upon darkmage [380/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:41 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[06/23/16 18:28:42] darkmage [501/909] has challenged zankore [92/636] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:39:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/25/16 21:51:05] darkmage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:03 towards level 63.
[06/26/16 06:40:22] dax [71/428] has come upon darkmage [675/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:36 is added to dax's clock.
[06/26/16 09:16:10] darkmage [66/909] has come upon himuraken [10/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:03:39 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/26/16 09:39:51] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:22:20 from level 63.
[06/26/16 11:38:26] darkmage [437/909] has come upon ruan [252/344] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:41:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/27/16 07:54:11] darkmage, simple, and mordac [1855/2169] have team battled blind, Babar, and SirMonkeybox [577/2627] and won! 0 days, 01:32:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 00:19:35] Angaelf [14/254] has challenged darkmage [113/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Angaelf's clock.
[06/28/16 03:41:51] darkmage [671/909] has come upon a1291762 [753/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:56:57 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/28/16 19:59:40] zankore, XJR-9, and bootdisk [412/1721] have team battled darkmage, Onceuponaban, and Mirc0p [910/1878] and lost! 1 day, 07:22:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/16 22:59:57] MadMan, Cameron_D, and Jagon [1406/2142] have team battled darkmage, Xenthys, and Milquetoast [830/2397] and won! 0 days, 00:54:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/16 19:36:34] Plasmastar [184/338] has challenged darkmage [111/818] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:59:52 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[07/02/16 09:42:16] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:09 towards level 63.
[07/03/16 04:22:03] brycec [482/968] has come upon darkmage [83/818] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:50:21 is removed from brycec's clock.
[07/04/16 04:14:27] darkmage, Kalinakov, argus, and HeavyPodda have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/16 12:01:17] Ladon [569/982] has come upon darkmage [200/818] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:49:04 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[07/07/16 01:37:00] theZoMBiE [391/650] has challenged darkmage [682/818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/07/16 11:24:31] darkmage [279/818] has challenged strugart [634/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:23 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/07/16 14:05:59] Crazycatlady [426/482] has come upon darkmage [512/818] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:30:02 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/08/16 01:29:28] darkmage [4/818] has challenged everbrew [1/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:31:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/09/16 03:03:23] Oooooog, darkmage, and prime [1122/1835] have team battled irix, Milquetoast, and vegadark [1248/2332] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 22:38:39] Bkid, darkmage, and basepi [1497/2062] have team battled Zoddo, lipek, and Lowbow [1439/2274] and won! 0 days, 11:59:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 01:46:38] Beavis [663/1041] has challenged darkmage [746/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:24:47 is added to Beavis's clock.
[07/11/16 22:35:24] darkmage [511/818] has challenged cirdan [142/777] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/13/16 02:08:58] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:52:27 towards level 64.
[07/18/16 22:31:26] darkmage [551/818] has challenged woonack [171/497] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:40:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/19/16 02:37:21] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:59:24 towards level 64.
[07/19/16 05:34:07] darkmage [271/818] has challenged ifsp [109/299] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:09:12 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/19/16 14:58:02] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:56 from level 64.
[07/20/16 05:42:01] darkmage EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:45:34 from level 64.
[07/22/16 11:05:56] darkmage [463/818] has come upon MetaNova [270/470] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:41:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/22/16 17:53:22] darkmage [44/818] has come upon keeper_c [891/1176] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:21:48 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/22/16 21:50:35] LordH, darkmage, and PiotrekD [1223/2256] have team battled Stokim, damyan, and zokko [941/1807] and won! 1 day, 17:28:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 16:58:01] darkmage [619/818] has come upon Schmid [191/386] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:13:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/24/16 00:08:00] Anaxyn [145/458] has challenged darkmage [528/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[07/24/16 19:54:39] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:00:02 is added to his clock.
[07/25/16 05:48:43] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:21 towards level 64.
[07/25/16 06:32:22] darkmage [199/818] has challenged Agent86 [61/581] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:59:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/25/16 15:08:19] Pineapple [80/135] has challenged darkmage [73/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:09 is removed from Pineapple's clock.
[07/25/16 17:00:07] darkmage, Ttech, and PiotrekD [314/2831] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, yur, and zokko [1439/1691] and lost! 3 days, 03:29:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 06:41:40] PersonalJ [661/728] has challenged darkmage [234/818] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:05:52 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[07/26/16 16:45:35] darkmage [698/818] has challenged Kalinakov [4/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:10 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/28/16 18:26:44] stonehammer, arlen, and Diitto [2604/2676] have team battled magnetik, darkmage, and MadMan [939/1943] and won! 0 days, 16:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 19:34:34] robflop [566/651] has come upon darkmage [472/818] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:44:38 is removed from robflop's clock.
[07/31/16 20:01:33] argus, darkmage, and Petri [1443/1856] have team battled Sailor_Venus, mordac, and ville [1505/1782] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 03:49:23] darkmage [42/818] has come upon PriceChild [310/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:28 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/03/16 03:05:07] darkmage [597/818] has come upon magnetik [383/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:01:10 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/03/16 17:59:34] dclaw123 [36/351] has challenged darkmage [55/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:09:03 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[08/04/16 14:58:57] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:29 towards level 64.
[08/04/16 18:47:06] darkmage [419/818] has come upon zid [307/842] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:13:35 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/06/16 19:53:27] robflop [342/664] has come upon darkmage [204/818] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:27:32 is removed from robflop's clock.
[08/06/16 23:30:31] darkmage [172/818] has come upon roy [32/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:44 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/07/16 20:09:22] idisjunction [147/1036] has challenged darkmage [739/818] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/10/16 03:59:00] darkmage [216/818] has challenged Sir_Lemming [62/544] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:23:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/10/16 20:06:49] darkmage [377/818] has challenged strugart [70/869] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:28:39 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/12/16 07:52:38] darkmage sharpened the edge of his weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/16 13:35:42] darkmage [600/844] has come upon yur [32/484] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:49:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/15/16 13:09:54] darkmage [828/844] has come upon Mithkabob [341/344] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:52:12 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/16/16 17:53:38] Eiam, Schmid, and unicron [869/1766] have team battled Andries, darkmage, and kenyon [419/2754] and won! 0 days, 14:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 10:19:27] kenyon [1089/1381] has challenged darkmage [587/844] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:30:51 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/18/16 14:18:09] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:25 towards level 65.
[08/19/16 00:49:35] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:32 towards level 65.
[08/21/16 03:10:19] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:34 towards level 65.
[08/21/16 09:47:24] Scaramanger [65/126] has challenged darkmage [736/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to Scaramanger's clock.
[08/21/16 12:18:58] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:25:31 from level 65.
[08/22/16 00:23:20] darkmage [445/844] has challenged Opie [775/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:04:18 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/22/16 14:28:27] freeboson [556/588] has challenged darkmage [470/844] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:54:48 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/28/16 21:17:39] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:49 towards level 65.
[08/29/16 20:36:36] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:46 towards level 65.
[08/29/16 23:41:26] simple, SynthesizerPatel, and darkmage [774/2320] have team battled PiotrekD, xa, and Satoshi [733/1665] and won! 0 days, 08:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/16 21:05:48] darkmage [317/844] has challenged Darky [836/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/02/16 14:18:18] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:47 towards level 65.
[09/02/16 16:20:45] darkmage [303/844] has challenged pants [282/722] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:03:22 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/02/16 22:22:45] darkmage [704/844] has challenged eva42 [0/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:15:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/03/16 11:24:15] Eldoreth, Cypher, and stonehammer [473/1948] have team battled kensington, Jareeta, and darkmage [1445/2506] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/16 11:35:25] Ironhoof [721/821] has challenged darkmage [640/844] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:46:59 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[09/06/16 01:46:30] Hydrogenum, Furry, and darkmage [548/2022] have team battled Hodor, Jareeta, and efn_idle_hobo [981/1640] and lost! 0 days, 19:20:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/16 15:53:45] darkmage [96/844] has challenged simple [110/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/08/16 00:20:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 2 days, 03:47:48 toward level 65.
[09/08/16 06:07:25] pixelate [168/523] has challenged darkmage [262/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:59:39 is added to pixelate's clock.
[09/08/16 16:30:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 05:09:34 toward level 65.
[09/08/16 22:03:08] gollum [306/307] has come upon darkmage [315/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:02 is added to gollum's clock.
[09/08/16 23:04:22] darkmage [477/844] has challenged Ironhoof [57/821] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/10/16 19:28:42] Adar [565/595] has challenged darkmage [754/844] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:21:11 is added to Adar's clock.
[09/12/16 03:10:16] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:36:04 towards level 66.
[09/13/16 04:16:59] Mezoli [0/1] has challenged darkmage [620/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/13/16 10:01:48] darkmage saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:13:12 from level 66.
[09/13/16 19:29:58] darkmage stole shandor's level 32 set of leggings while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 28 set of leggings behind, which shandor then takes.
[09/14/16 10:10:42] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:49:17 towards level 66.
[09/15/16 07:48:52] darkmage [437/847] has come upon abra0 [69/816] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:20:23 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/15/16 09:43:00] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 10:00:54 is added to his clock.
[09/15/16 11:34:40] Firien [520/884] has come upon darkmage [659/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:05:58 is added to Firien's clock.
[09/15/16 20:08:32] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:39:26 towards level 66.
[09/15/16 20:40:16] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:28:42 towards level 66.
[09/16/16 00:08:11] Hodor, GilbertErik, and MrGlass [1267/1433] have team battled PocketKiller, darkmage, and sjums_the_great [1012/1680] and won! 0 days, 00:10:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 14:18:31] Jareeta, Chuck, and darkmage [2140/2382] have team battled grooverider, Sir_Lemming, and zankore [1373/2246] and won! 1 day, 13:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/16 12:18:09] hatfolk [165/196] has challenged darkmage [478/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to hatfolk's clock.
[09/17/16 23:22:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 17 days, 19:38:43 toward level 66.
[09/18/16 22:51:11] spillere [337/580] has challenged darkmage [158/847] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:32:47 is removed from spillere's clock.
[09/19/16 03:45:40] roy [504/515] has challenged darkmage [545/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:54:26 is added to roy's clock.
[09/19/16 18:14:14] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:12 towards level 66.
[09/20/16 12:58:14] PriceChild [36/649] has challenged darkmage [209/847] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:02:53 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[09/20/16 23:01:56] darkmage [808/847] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [764/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:00 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/21/16 00:13:52] hannesenator, Regnor, and SirNeo [482/2433] have team battled Sir_Lemming, darkmage, and Mateusz [294/2190] and won! 5 days, 18:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 10:34:39] spillere, IndigoTiger, and darkmage [1930/1942] have team battled Regnor, fangfufu, and Fluttershy [1216/2570] and won! 1 day, 02:17:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 15:07:50] stonehammer [64/528] has challenged darkmage [437/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:12 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[09/21/16 21:10:02] pfoley [536/640] has challenged darkmage [842/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:03:51 is added to pfoley's clock.
[09/21/16 22:44:40] darkmage, Cypher, and iViLe [1453/2841] have team battled Bkid, holloway, and PocketKiller [570/1387] and won! 0 days, 18:35:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/16 00:24:19] darkmage [454/847] has challenged everbrew [518/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/28/16 10:45:21] Str1ngS, Agent86, and kier [554/2003] have team battled zid, Eldoreth, and darkmage [1007/2290] and lost! 0 days, 22:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 14:10:49] darkmage was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:31 from level 66.
[09/29/16 09:09:15] shymega [6/269] has challenged darkmage [99/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/29/16 20:12:40] Gizmokid2005, freeboson, and LordH [666/2307] have team battled Bradicus, daemoneye, and darkmage [964/2115] and lost! 6 days, 11:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 20:10:24] yond [173/1158] has come upon darkmage [720/847] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:09:16 is added to yond's clock.
[10/01/16 19:24:01] Plasmastar, Str1ngS, and arlen [310/1848] have team battled acsid, rxcomm, and darkmage [939/1848] and lost! 0 days, 23:32:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/16 00:14:00] darkmage sharpened the edge of his weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/16 05:22:53] darkmage [273/876] has challenged Lemelisk [954/1161] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/04/16 01:32:12] rharwood [548/563] has challenged darkmage [779/876] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to rharwood's clock.
[10/04/16 05:39:47] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 19:25:40 is added to his clock.
[10/04/16 19:22:10] darkmage [410/876] has come upon dindinx [116/419] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:41:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/04/16 22:20:52] darkmage reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/16 02:06:28] gabriel, darkmage, and aucg [2356/2960] have team battled Douhet, ChasedSpade, and pfoley [1942/2256] and won! 0 days, 02:28:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/16 11:57:11] darkmage lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:52:43 from level 67.
[10/05/16 14:18:26] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:40:55 is added to his clock.
[10/06/16 04:08:07] Ttech, dwfreed, and holloway [2228/2449] have team battled Evrial, darkmage, and yawgmoth [1962/2056] and won! 2 days, 04:07:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/16 11:09:47] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:00 towards level 67.
[10/09/16 11:39:31] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:43 towards level 67.
[10/09/16 16:10:48] darkmage [838/882] has come upon unicron [189/728] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:07:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/09/16 22:50:16] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:59:04 from level 67.
[10/10/16 01:55:30] darkmage [128/882] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [498/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:48:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/12/16 04:23:23] darkmage stole Sixbierehomme's level 65 ring while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 64 ring behind, which Sixbierehomme then takes.
[10/12/16 05:20:10] prattmic [681/892] has come upon darkmage [889/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:42:51 is added to prattmic's clock.
[10/13/16 01:15:19] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:52:39 is added to his clock.
[10/18/16 21:46:52] darkmage [198/894] has challenged Ironhoof [483/807] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:18:15 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/20/16 00:31:47] eva42 [955/1269] has come upon darkmage [344/894] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:09:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/20/16 18:54:21] darkmage [609/894] has come upon sasaniak [92/507] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:59:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/20/16 22:27:12] darkmage reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/16 02:04:56] SirMonkeybox [55/917] has challenged darkmage [175/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:53:25 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/21/16 10:07:42] SirMonkeybox [741/917] has challenged darkmage [461/900] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:50:16 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/21/16 21:15:10] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:59:01 towards level 67.
[10/23/16 00:12:51] Oooooog, MrGlass, and tspange [1855/1993] have team battled LukeLR, darkmage, and Sixbierehomme [369/2001] and won! 0 days, 15:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/16 22:29:54] Realmy [21/512] has come upon darkmage [125/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:51:30 is added to Realmy's clock.
[10/24/16 00:29:48] Furry [464/644] has challenged darkmage [17/900] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:57:25 is removed from Furry's clock.
[10/24/16 03:22:41] pkuz [35/284] has challenged darkmage [791/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to pkuz's clock.
[10/24/16 11:35:57] TauPan [55/301] has challenged darkmage [627/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:39:05 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/25/16 12:56:03] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:39:42 from level 67.
[10/26/16 03:51:59] darkmage [231/900] has challenged Pithlit [98/485] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:44:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/26/16 13:29:50] Darky [505/817] has come upon darkmage [17/900] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:13:41 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/26/16 18:58:07] arlen [511/1005] has challenged darkmage [804/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:03:37 is added to arlen's clock.
[10/27/16 09:45:31] darkmage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:53 towards level 67.
[10/30/16 14:11:29] Str1ngS, darkmage, and Babar [613/2398] have team battled Xenthys, mwhahaha, and IndigoTiger [1965/2324] and lost! 1 day, 22:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/16 05:17:54] mordac [159/671] has challenged darkmage [783/894] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:46:05 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/01/16 06:59:52] darkmage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:57 towards level 67.
[11/01/16 14:49:04] darkmage spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! darkmage's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/16 02:25:39] darkmage [231/884] has challenged Pithlit [376/485] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:01:06 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/03/16 01:44:17] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:47:25 is added to his clock.
[11/03/16 02:05:12] Gerdesas [112/622] has come upon darkmage [707/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:52 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[11/04/16 03:35:31] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:42:50 towards level 67.
[11/05/16 03:16:59] brycec, simple, and lipek [1272/2583] have team battled darkmage, zankore, and brendan [1837/2664] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 00:10:05] MadMan [516/643] has challenged darkmage [466/884] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[11/06/16 04:02:14] Lios [369/829] has challenged darkmage [290/884] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:56:48 is removed from Lios's clock.
[11/06/16 04:02:14] In the fierce battle, darkmage dropped his level 150 amulet! Lios picks it up, tossing his old level 101 amulet to darkmage.
[11/06/16 04:36:48] darkmage stole SirMonkeybox's level 263 pair of boots while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 58 pair of boots behind, which SirMonkeybox then takes.
[11/06/16 17:03:00] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:56:46 is added to his clock.
[11/07/16 10:29:27] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:02:35 towards level 67.
[11/07/16 23:03:23] dtype [201/273] has challenged darkmage [945/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to dtype's clock.
[11/08/16 00:13:21] Sir_Lemming, Drevas, and godog [956/1617] have team battled Babar, abra0, and darkmage [1837/2810] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 09:48:09] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:17:04 is added to his clock.
[11/08/16 18:12:20] Babar [424/946] has come upon darkmage [1005/1025] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:58:16 is added to Babar's clock.
[11/09/16 21:04:07] dzen [15/99] has challenged darkmage [312/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to dzen's clock.

[11/11/16 05:35:38] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:35:59 is added to his clock.
[11/11/16 18:31:55] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:00:49 is added to his clock.
[11/12/16 22:16:32] darkmage saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:17:44 from level 67.
[11/13/16 04:35:23] darkmage got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:11:35 from level 67.
[11/13/16 15:15:15] darkmage died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:23:51 from level 67.
[11/14/16 04:08:16] elf, RBecker, and Virtual [394/2285] have team battled darkmage, max, and Cameron_D [519/2324] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 05:04:04] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:09 towards level 67.
[11/14/16 09:33:42] darkmage left his weapon out in the rain to rust! darkmage's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/16 20:08:12] Lemelisk, unicron, and Anaxyn [2365/2617] have team battled Bkid, kenyon, and darkmage [1671/2565] and won! 2 days, 10:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 00:31:23] Babar [918/946] has come upon darkmage [187/992] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:23:59 is removed from Babar's clock.
[11/15/16 20:25:47] darkmage [382/992] has challenged gabriel [569/1137] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/17/16 09:16:03] darkmage, Sir_Lemming, pfoley, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/16 16:54:26] Zye [603/716] has challenged darkmage [989/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:00:02 is added to Zye's clock.
[11/18/16 20:38:40] LegendaryQ [43/161] has challenged darkmage [675/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[11/19/16 19:15:12] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:25:44 from level 67.
[11/20/16 21:34:07] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:04 towards level 67.
[11/21/16 08:48:49] darkmage [437/992] has come upon robox [518/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:20:28 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/21/16 12:48:32] darkmage [258/992] has come upon FakeWizard [395/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:16:47 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/22/16 13:12:47] darkmage stole RBecker's level 40 set of leggings while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 32 set of leggings behind, which RBecker then takes.
[11/23/16 07:05:14] Reilly [331/418] has challenged darkmage [977/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Reilly's clock.
[11/25/16 14:24:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:30:50 from level 67.
[11/28/16 15:13:45] Cenhinen [393/609] has come upon darkmage [571/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:51 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[11/30/16 10:38:05] SN4T14 [373/463] has come upon darkmage [772/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:24:23 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[11/30/16 23:50:44] Mirc0p [479/482] has challenged darkmage [528/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:05:28 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[12/01/16 17:50:33] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:40 towards level 67.
[12/02/16 01:38:24] darkmage [962/999] has come upon unicron [370/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:38:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/02/16 08:03:18] gabriel [256/1137] has challenged darkmage [158/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:12:20 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[12/03/16 02:04:34] VoidFox, darkmage, and yasdorian [1717/2224] have team battled tmberg, MadMan, and ville [2178/2239] and lost! 0 days, 11:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/16 22:07:46] darkmage [137/999] has come upon blizgerg [214/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:43 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/07/16 06:55:37] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:23 from level 67.
[12/07/16 08:51:41] darkmage [325/999] has challenged vox [884/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:43 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/07/16 10:01:43] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:15:23 is added to his clock.
[12/08/16 01:58:34] darkmage [973/999] has challenged a1291762 [758/1029] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/10/16 17:17:15] vox, sasaniak, and borsin [41/2039] have team battled darkmage, IndigoTiger, and elbie [995/2383] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 14:44:25] darkmage [199/999] has come upon Andries [663/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:35 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/11/16 14:59:03] Merkel [747/889] has come upon darkmage [978/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Merkel's clock.
[12/11/16 22:31:37] elf [167/896] has come upon darkmage [310/999] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:44:49 is added to elf's clock.
[12/13/16 12:46:23] darkmage [364/999] has challenged Majak [133/529] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/13/16 19:17:30] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:28:20 towards level 68.
[12/14/16 17:43:31] darkmage [841/999] has come upon xa [370/372] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:09:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/15/16 05:33:29] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:54:18 towards level 68.
[12/15/16 18:19:05] IndigoTiger [347/996] has come upon darkmage [896/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:00:01 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/15/16 19:32:05] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:26:06 is added to his clock.
[12/15/16 22:13:27] sjefen6 [277/422] has challenged darkmage [595/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:11 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/16/16 00:14:16] mordac [112/675] has challenged darkmage [385/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:02 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/16/16 09:37:15] XJR-9, darkmage, elbie, and dindinx have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 11:18:40] HeavyPodda [789/1048] has challenged darkmage [326/999] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:54:42 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/16/16 18:16:06] darkmage got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:39:00 from level 68.
[12/16/16 19:04:17] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:39 towards level 68.
[12/17/16 00:13:23] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:23 towards level 68.
[12/18/16 13:19:54] darkmage was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:35:03 from level 68.
[12/19/16 00:13:02] darkmage was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:34:43 from level 68.
[12/19/16 00:23:44] darkmage [932/999] has come upon TauPan [145/303] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:55:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/19/16 09:24:14] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:45 towards level 68.
[12/20/16 10:14:42] unicron [17/757] has come upon darkmage [839/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/20/16 12:57:15] darkmage [79/999] has challenged Sir_Lemming [465/820] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:38:43 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/20/16 13:50:51] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:37 towards level 68.
[12/20/16 19:42:15] Realmy, LordH, and CornFly [155/2888] have team battled JensRex, Boohbah, and darkmage [409/2483] and lost! 1 day, 09:05:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 21:32:57] LegendaryQ [214/252] has challenged darkmage [302/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[12/21/16 07:04:24] darkmage [193/999] has challenged CornFly [391/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:55:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/22/16 21:24:11] darkmage, Andries, and sjefen6 [1999/2100] have team battled dclaw123, bl4ckscor3, and theZoMBiE [594/2193] and won! 3 days, 13:01:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/16 22:54:42] darkmage ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:01 from level 68.
[12/24/16 19:46:30] darkmage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:42 from level 68.
[12/25/16 04:08:40] Levivig [64/553] has challenged darkmage [756/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Levivig's clock.
[12/25/16 04:38:32] Mateusz [3/842] has challenged darkmage [214/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:25 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/26/16 12:50:18] darkmage [410/999] has challenged mwhahaha [149/590] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:24:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/26/16 21:53:35] darkmage [503/999] has challenged kork [90/276] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:46:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/27/16 03:55:44] AngryParsley [320/923] has challenged darkmage [933/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:53:31 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/27/16 06:56:48] darkmage [39/999] has challenged dindinx [160/420] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:49:33 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/27/16 15:31:47] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:53 towards level 68.
[12/28/16 12:06:33] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:48 from level 68.
[12/29/16 05:13:55] fattrat [417/645] has challenged darkmage [178/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/29/16 05:13:55] In the fierce battle, darkmage dropped his level 101 amulet! fattrat picks it up, tossing his old level 34 amulet to darkmage.
[12/29/16 20:34:20] darkmage, kenyon, and abra0 [933/2881] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, IdleMaster, and JuanMaestro [2044/2088] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 07:23:14] darkmage [820/939] has challenged pants [460/729] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:24:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/31/16 01:29:45] roy [274/525] has challenged darkmage [532/939] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:50:43 is added to roy's clock.
[12/31/16 05:01:06] darkmage [155/939] has come upon Beavis [390/1046] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:17 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/31/16 22:37:18] darkmage [136/939] has challenged kline [209/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:27:06 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/31/16 23:57:43] Mithkabob [468/501] has come upon darkmage [611/939] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:21:58 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[01/02/17 05:34:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 20:57:37 toward level 68.
[01/04/17 00:49:24] darkmage [928/939] has come upon MetaNova [409/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/04/17 09:39:19] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:49:03 is added to his clock.
[01/05/17 00:28:13] fattrat, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [2398/2421] have team battled allo, jcll, and darkmage [1593/1605] and won! 2 days, 00:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 11:19:25] darkmage [915/939] has challenged max [264/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/05/17 13:26:10] kline [85/316] has challenged darkmage [295/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to kline's clock.
[01/05/17 22:49:02] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:19 towards level 68.
[01/06/17 01:56:20] Realmy [782/1010] has come upon darkmage [700/939] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:42:08 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[01/06/17 01:56:20] Realmy has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:56:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/07/17 07:35:26] darkmage [18/939] has challenged RBecker [739/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/08/17 14:14:12] darkmage [532/939] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [180/1016] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:22:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/17/17 19:45:52] glook, Furry, and darkmage [1750/1965] have team battled Mirc0p, Doctor, and Andries [162/2138] and won! 0 days, 15:44:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 04:06:55] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:32:46 is added to his clock.
[01/18/17 07:40:51] elf [190/904] has come upon darkmage [677/939] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:12:59 is added to elf's clock.
[01/18/17 23:25:19] darkmage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:45 from level 68.
[01/19/17 00:52:01] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:31 towards level 68.
[01/19/17 03:19:57] darkmage [671/939] has challenged basepi [601/842] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/20/17 19:34:53] shandor [557/622] has challenged darkmage [66/939] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:32:16 is removed from shandor's clock.
[01/20/17 22:53:50] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:03:45 is added to his clock.
[01/21/17 05:13:41] darkmage [459/939] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [316/793] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/21/17 05:13:41] In the fierce battle, Gizmokid2005 dropped his level 108 tunic! darkmage picks it up, tossing his old level 95 tunic to Gizmokid2005.
[01/21/17 13:53:52] Asara [1023/1128] has challenged darkmage [543/951] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/21/17 18:16:13] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:29:40 towards level 69.
[01/22/17 01:43:25] sjums_the_great, vegadark, and petrichor [1382/1548] have team battled darkmage, IndigoTiger, and Sixbierehomme [584/2672] and won! 8 days, 04:23:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 04:42:11] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:15 towards level 69.
[01/23/17 09:07:29] darkmage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:30 towards level 69.
[01/23/17 11:24:28] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:37 towards level 69.
[01/23/17 22:27:33] vegadark [216/445] has come upon darkmage [514/951] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:37:44 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/24/17 04:59:41] darkmage had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:27:42 towards level 69.
[01/24/17 19:56:10] eva42 [674/1264] has come upon darkmage [19/951] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:28:26 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/25/17 12:12:03] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:06:05 towards level 69.
[01/26/17 15:25:36] darkmage [477/951] has challenged JensRex [285/780] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:35:23 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/27/17 05:10:05] sjefen6 [1/418] has come upon darkmage [894/951] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:57:51 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[01/27/17 05:31:40] dtype [230/396] has come upon darkmage [510/951] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:54 is added to dtype's clock.
[01/28/17 04:55:10] PinkiePie [336/695] has come upon darkmage [126/951] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:03:12 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[01/29/17 19:11:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 7 days, 10:49:50 toward level 69.
[01/29/17 22:18:37] darkmage [391/951] has challenged glook [268/537] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/30/17 00:41:02] Virtual [640/647] has come upon darkmage [133/951] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:16:32 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/31/17 01:04:57] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:22 towards level 69.
[01/31/17 18:09:53] darkmage [727/955] has come upon Sixbierehomme [715/717] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:17:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/01/17 10:28:20] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:43 towards level 69.
[02/01/17 23:10:20] Asara [1055/1128] has come upon darkmage [46/955] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:33:57 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/02/17 18:46:50] grooverider [214/1100] has come upon darkmage [393/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:45 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/15/17 03:50:54] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:34 towards level 69.
[02/16/17 22:43:07] darkmage [607/955] has challenged vrillusions [267/1011] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:37:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/18/17 06:08:42] darkmage, Ironhoof, and vox [2568/2878] have team battled Lemelisk, TauPan, and holloway [2160/2267] and won! 0 days, 03:50:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 17:04:38] darkmage, godog, and JuanMaestro [2140/2246] have team battled RedW, eva42, and Euronur [1501/2774] and won! 0 days, 00:52:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/17 20:36:20] darkmage [7/955] has challenged Grums [217/360] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/19/17 09:27:07] darkmage burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! darkmage's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/17 23:42:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 36 days, 16:39:32 toward level 70.
[02/20/17 11:11:33] darkmage [358/952] has challenged womblecat [340/513] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:45:14 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/21/17 09:46:57] darkmage [128/952] has come upon SN4T14 [686/696] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:37:26 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/21/17 12:53:17] darkmage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:07:43 from level 70.
[02/22/17 03:36:17] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:22 towards level 70.
[02/22/17 10:26:48] vegadark [1/445] has challenged darkmage [649/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:05:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/22/17 14:31:41] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:48 towards level 70.
[02/22/17 21:22:37] darkmage, max, and brendan [211/2786] have team battled Realmy, blind, and vox [2913/3072] and lost! 3 days, 02:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/17 15:23:56] MrGlass, strugart, and pants [1431/2811] have team battled darkmage, GilbertErik, and Boohbah [315/2250] and won! 0 days, 12:31:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 02:52:14] GilbertErik, vrillusions, and simple [114/2413] have team battled SirMonkeybox, darkmage, and brendan [2642/2992] and lost! 1 day, 20:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/17 19:44:15] darkmage, Virtual, and Globalirc [618/2290] have team battled HeavyPodda, Gatewayy, and sjums_the_great [1934/2093] and lost! 4 days, 22:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/17 05:58:59] kline [128/388] has challenged darkmage [756/952] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to kline's clock.
[02/27/17 06:08:29] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:54:00 is added to his clock.
[02/28/17 07:34:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 20 days, 21:07:34 toward level 70.
[02/28/17 21:49:44] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:15 towards level 70.
[03/01/17 08:08:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 2 days, 03:45:17 toward level 70.
[03/01/17 13:28:44] sjefen6, Mirc0p, and darkmage [1200/1874] have team battled Majak, Nofew, and El_Sobaka [1874/1917] and lost! 0 days, 19:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/17 22:41:13] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:48 towards level 70.
[03/07/17 07:04:57] darkmage [207/952] has challenged Satoshi [357/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:21 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/07/17 15:43:49] pants, kensington, and WallIdl [2020/2189] have team battled darkmage, kline, and Lemelisk [212/2488] and won! 3 days, 09:32:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 16:08:09] darkmage [710/952] has challenged pfoley [363/637] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:44 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/07/17 23:10:40] darkmage [474/952] has challenged Eldoreth [309/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:11:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/08/17 17:21:59] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:08 towards level 70.
[03/09/17 09:02:59] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:39:53 is added to his clock.
[03/09/17 17:45:26] dodobrain, AbacusAvenger, and darkmage [1494/2681] have team battled pixelate, Eldoreth, and Syloq [1441/1519] and won! 0 days, 15:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 08:28:17] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:28 towards level 70.
[03/10/17 10:11:36] RBecker [276/831] has come upon darkmage [427/952] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:35:31 is added to RBecker's clock.
[03/12/17 21:20:22] basepi, Xenthys, and DrOfBaconNomics [2426/2523] have team battled darkmage, neurospex, and abra0 [432/3027] and won! 1 day, 04:42:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 14:16:02] darkmage [274/952] has challenged GilbertErik [219/524] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/14/17 18:33:13] Chuck, Virtual, and tmberg [111/2364] have team battled theemstra, darkmage, and sasaniak [1743/2472] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 16:28:30] darkmage [909/952] has come upon canton7 [770/814] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:15:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/16/17 05:09:30] darkmage, Asara, and Cameron_D [112/3479] have team battled jenksy, grooverider, and Virtual [2561/2672] and lost! 5 days, 18:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/17 06:33:43] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:24:32 towards level 71.
[03/18/17 08:45:09] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:40:56 towards level 71.
[03/18/17 17:47:03] darkmage stole theemstra's level 64 helm while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 53 helm behind, which theemstra then takes.
[03/19/17 02:01:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 25 days, 04:17:02 toward level 71.
[03/19/17 16:34:06] unicron [383/781] has come upon darkmage [873/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:03:19 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/19/17 17:05:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 6 days, 19:21:36 toward level 71.
[03/19/17 23:25:18] Virtual [265/639] has come upon darkmage [308/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:28 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/20/17 06:54:27] darkmage [231/962] has challenged khmerboy [302/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:13 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/20/17 11:55:02] darkmage [467/962] has come upon neurospex [411/1250] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:30:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/21/17 02:27:02] darkmage [113/962] has challenged suterismus [379/1275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/22/17 20:54:34] DrOfBaconNomics, WallIdl, and Heisenberg [320/2740] have team battled darkmage, Cameron_D, and fangfufu [2158/2920] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/17 20:58:11] simple [711/878] has challenged darkmage [326/964] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:41:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/17 00:35:11] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:17 towards level 71.
[03/26/17 00:29:22] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:22 towards level 71.
[03/28/17 00:10:20] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:28 from level 71.
[03/28/17 15:51:09] El_Sobaka, RBecker, and darkmage [843/2156] have team battled PriceChild, abra0, and PinkiePie [1052/2147] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 05:57:07] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:44 from level 71.
[03/29/17 11:52:15] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:11 towards level 71.
[03/31/17 11:35:55] darkmage [488/964] has come upon fattrat [381/1115] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:02 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/31/17 23:58:26] jstg, Cypher, and Evrial [17/2393] have team battled sasaniak, neurospex, and darkmage [1949/2708] and lost! 2 days, 18:01:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 05:38:57] darkmage [867/967] has challenged Fattyeater [89/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/01/17 08:11:16] Zaratustra [225/948] has challenged darkmage [724/967] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:56:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/01/17 12:32:03] yasdorian [422/598] has come upon darkmage [290/967] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:02:45 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[04/01/17 17:35:49] darkmage fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! darkmage's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/17 05:46:18] Socks [103/386] has challenged darkmage [519/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Socks's clock.
[04/02/17 14:27:34] Socks [274/386] has come upon darkmage [457/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:00 is added to Socks's clock.
[04/04/17 07:50:24] Syloq, shymega, and DrOfBaconNomics [1707/1835] have team battled darkmage, everbrew, and Bradicus [834/2325] and won! 0 days, 03:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 09:30:46] Killerkid, Bradicus, and darkmage [638/2540] have team battled Darky, MJ94, and IndigoTiger [1269/2791] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/17 18:14:42] rharwood [492/581] has come upon darkmage [126/966] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:13:45 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[04/06/17 04:39:01] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:52:13 towards level 72.
[04/06/17 18:57:16] darkmage [873/966] has come upon ruan [355/515] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:53:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/07/17 08:24:29] Evrial, freeboson, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1389/1884] have team battled darkmage, hannesenator, and rharwood [1804/2487] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/17 17:23:23] Killerkid [17/676] has come upon darkmage [884/966] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:21:29 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[04/11/17 03:09:54] mayli [14/340] has challenged darkmage [786/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to mayli's clock.
[04/12/17 04:34:50] darkmage [635/966] has come upon MetaNova [5/365] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:12:43 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/12/17 14:39:08] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:14:05 towards level 72.
[04/14/17 16:11:02] Evrial, PiotrekD, and pants [1598/2052] have team battled Taffer, IdleMaster, and darkmage [1487/2214] and won! 0 days, 08:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 16:23:41] gabriel [521/790] has come upon darkmage [723/966] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:11:35 is added to gabriel's clock.
[04/16/17 16:46:03] darkmage, mayli, and damyan [1470/2368] have team battled suterismus, Globalirc, and kline [288/2425] and won! 0 days, 02:12:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/17 21:26:20] vrillusions [83/989] has challenged darkmage [292/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:25:55 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[04/18/17 03:51:30] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:25:19 from level 72.
[04/19/17 05:48:53] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:28:40 towards level 72.
[04/19/17 14:24:47] Firien [610/808] has come upon darkmage [162/966] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:51 is removed from Firien's clock.
[04/20/17 03:32:39] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:13 towards level 72.
[05/16/17 19:06:05] godog [530/696] has come upon darkmage [231/966] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:01 is removed from godog's clock.
[05/18/17 00:32:02] dindinx, arlen, and FakeWizard [414/2203] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Euronur, and darkmage [1200/2517] and lost! 2 days, 17:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 07:58:11] darkmage [46/966] has come upon Mithkabob [329/574] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:08:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/18/17 15:44:37] blind, unicron, and bootdisk [99/2389] have team battled dindinx, darkmage, and Herb_Tarlek [1007/2089] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/17 03:58:43] darkmage [261/966] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [299/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:01:25 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/19/17 11:25:07] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:21:45 towards level 72.
[05/19/17 17:15:29] X-Ray [1/30] has challenged darkmage [268/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to X-Ray's clock.
[05/20/17 05:07:29] Xenthys [189/661] has challenged darkmage [792/966] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/20/17 21:07:13] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:04:59 is added to his clock.
[05/22/17 04:09:06] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:43 towards level 72.
[05/23/17 13:04:41] Eiam, Lios, and darkmage [795/2519] have team battled johnthebear, alexj, and sjefen6 [25/1493] and won! 5 days, 02:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 05:59:06] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:32 towards level 72.
[05/24/17 17:16:09] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:53 towards level 72.
[05/26/17 06:57:56] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:36 towards level 72.
[05/26/17 18:36:02] AbacusAvenger [157/868] has come upon darkmage [657/966] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:34 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[05/27/17 08:49:00] darkmage, SynthesizerPatel, and AncalagonThBlack [1423/2473] have team battled rxcomm, suterismus, and grooverider [101/3188] and won! 0 days, 08:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 19:08:43] darkmage [774/966] has come upon FakeWizard [1/851] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:53:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/30/17 12:18:48] X-Ray [253/277] has challenged darkmage [710/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to X-Ray's clock.
[05/30/17 14:57:15] darkmage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:54 from level 72.
[07/06/17 20:59:23] darkmage [480/966] has challenged Bradicus [329/636] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:56:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/08/17 10:05:07] darkmage [253/966] has come upon Globalirc [267/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:15:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/08/17 22:07:17] eva42 [1250/1260] has challenged darkmage [210/966] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:45:55 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/09/17 20:34:47] Brainiac, stvc, wulk, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/17 22:14:58] darkmage [686/966] has challenged freeboson [401/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/11/17 16:17:59] darkmage [78/966] has challenged Mateusz [256/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:12:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/12/17 01:16:17] darkmage [321/966] has come upon TauPan [101/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:16:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/17/17 01:02:47] brycec, LordH, and Andries [882/2583] have team battled darkmage, vegadark, and Reilly [1734/1895] and lost! 1 day, 19:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 02:20:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:51:11 from level 72.
[07/17/17 09:27:17] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:02 towards level 72.
[07/18/17 11:45:22] darkmage [453/972] has challenged Psilocybe [87/707] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:57:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/19/17 11:54:50] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:01:28 towards level 73.
[07/19/17 15:57:56] darkmage [607/972] has challenged tspange [76/790] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:31:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/20/17 15:29:34] tmberg, yasdorian, and darkmage [11/2384] have team battled CoffeeMonster, J, and Pici [1343/1908] and lost! 2 days, 08:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 02:10:16] Bl4ckC0re [242/568] has challenged darkmage [437/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[07/22/17 04:10:23] shawn0 [178/256] has challenged darkmage [183/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to shawn0's clock.
[07/22/17 08:45:33] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:53:22 towards level 73.
[07/22/17 22:16:19] darkmage, Syloq, and hannesenator [1551/2585] have team battled fattrat, pixelate, and theZoMBiE [1811/2596] and lost! 5 days, 21:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/17 22:22:56] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:39:20 towards level 73.
[07/23/17 14:13:10] Hydrogenum [121/426] has challenged darkmage [837/972] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:11:05 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/23/17 15:29:52] LordH, Beavis, Gizmokid2005, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 04:30:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 17 days, 01:24:23 toward level 73.
[07/26/17 00:21:25] darkmage [707/972] has come upon sasaniak [144/483] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:24:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/26/17 06:03:25] darkmage [462/972] has come upon ohnx [802/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:47:48 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/26/17 18:01:15] AgentThom [182/229] has challenged darkmage [413/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to AgentThom's clock.
[07/26/17 18:49:03] darkmage [390/972] has come upon djm [89/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:47:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/26/17 23:43:54] darkmage lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:34 from level 73.
[07/27/17 23:30:10] Firien [635/839] has come upon darkmage [214/972] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:27:40 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/28/17 06:39:30] darkmage [115/972] has come upon kork [135/255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/30/17 23:13:10] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:24 towards level 73.
[07/31/17 00:13:01] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:05 towards level 73.
[07/31/17 01:49:06] Woona [475/948] has come upon darkmage [252/972] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:01:37 is removed from Woona's clock.
[08/01/17 09:43:44] brendan [134/1353] has come upon darkmage [756/972] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:54:26 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/01/17 21:50:51] darkmage [241/972] has challenged sigmg [297/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:47 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/02/17 03:57:18] Torgeir, Bl4ckC0r3, and mwhahaha [299/1628] have team battled ohnx, theemstra, and darkmage [1420/2716] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/17 13:35:15] darkmage [880/976] has challenged glook [583/623] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/02/17 14:44:00] darkmage [599/976] has come upon sbp [533/590] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:28:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/02/17 23:55:20] darkmage [56/976] has challenged bootdisk [69/667] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:39:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/05/17 08:35:14] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:07:50 towards level 74.
[08/07/17 19:38:09] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:10:03 towards level 74.
[08/08/17 16:52:29] Retr0id, xit, and D.Va [742/1125] have team battled glook, DalaiLamer, and darkmage [417/1894] and won! 0 days, 00:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 06:14:11] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 20:37:04 is added to his clock.
[08/11/17 04:12:35] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:32:43 towards level 74.
[08/11/17 09:10:03] Mars [248/300] has come upon darkmage [499/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:51 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/12/17 00:14:01] darkmage misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:48:32 from level 74.
[08/12/17 04:56:15] Brady [526/532] has come upon darkmage [392/976] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:25:15 is removed from Brady's clock.
[08/12/17 05:01:28] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:53:09 towards level 74.
[08/13/17 01:10:56] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:07:28 is added to his clock.
[08/13/17 02:52:37] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:13:28 from level 74.
[08/13/17 16:39:26] darkmage [914/976] has challenged Elgo [122/288] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:42:35 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/14/17 11:17:27] clubbprez [176/219] has challenged darkmage [28/976] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:12 is removed from clubbprez's clock.
[08/14/17 20:20:55] Lnk, darkmage, and AngryParsley [1394/2750] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and mordac [2990/3011] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 03:14:18] Evrial, darkmage, and Fluttershy [208/2449] have team battled rxcomm, ohnx, and SchrodingersScat [1683/2704] and lost! 0 days, 12:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/17 13:49:33] damyan [449/748] has challenged darkmage [452/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:55:51 is added to damyan's clock.
[08/15/17 14:53:26] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:44:48 is added to his clock.
[08/16/17 15:37:46] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:59:52 from level 74.
[08/18/17 04:52:56] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:07 towards level 74.
[08/18/17 19:14:46] darkmage met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:47:22 from level 74.
[08/19/17 03:03:21] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:11:59 towards level 74.
[08/20/17 02:14:33] lipek, kensington, and SirMonkeybox [1767/3068] have team battled darkmage, max, and ruan [1932/2261] and lost! 3 days, 00:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 11:59:11] darkmage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:58:49 towards level 74.
[08/21/17 15:23:47] shandor, XenGi, and SynthesizerPatel [396/2558] have team battled Chuck, darkmage, and qbit [2305/2611] and lost! 2 days, 08:14:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 19:58:53] dodobrain [516/842] has come upon darkmage [357/976] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:10:50 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[08/22/17 02:48:35] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:20 towards level 74.
[08/22/17 09:19:17] ville [365/726] has challenged darkmage [307/976] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:34:39 is removed from ville's clock.
[08/22/17 13:20:50] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:45 towards level 74.
[08/23/17 15:39:43] darkmage [76/976] has come upon fattrat [1031/1183] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:05:05 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/23/17 16:24:45] darkmage [495/976] has come upon LordH [299/1031] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:48:29 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/24/17 21:22:44] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:26 towards level 74.
[08/26/17 23:38:01] canton7 [245/796] has challenged darkmage [728/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:57:16 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/27/17 12:16:19] darkmage [789/969] has come upon CornFly [429/1031] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:49:41 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/27/17 13:15:40] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:09 towards level 74.
[08/27/17 15:31:12] Pogor, droogie, and darkmage [2132/2175] have team battled Virtual, djm, and PinkiePie [1825/1995] and won! 0 days, 10:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 19:09:11] mwhahaha [257/635] has come upon darkmage [909/969] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:29:15 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/28/17 23:56:43] Antium [182/490] has come upon darkmage [928/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:04 is added to Antium's clock.
[08/29/17 03:14:14] darkmage, jamesl, and zid [1216/2191] have team battled idlerpgww, AbacusAvenger, and Adar [1009/1922] and won! 0 days, 07:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 15:32:23] Boulder [446/448] has challenged darkmage [790/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Boulder's clock.
[08/29/17 21:40:49] droogie, blizgerg, and ville [403/2489] have team battled darkmage, basepi, and Furry [1203/2508] and lost! 2 days, 10:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 02:51:13] darkmage [102/969] has challenged Sundance [237/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:56 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/31/17 08:27:19] eva42, darkmage, and Kylie [2045/2630] have team battled IdleMaster, SynthesizerPatel, and MrGlass [2337/2384] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 12:54:50] vox [237/1084] has challenged darkmage [861/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:08:48 is added to vox's clock.
[09/01/17 16:55:30] darkmage [695/969] has challenged Ttech [711/1539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:34:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/02/17 12:16:31] darkmage [451/969] has challenged AgentThom [361/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:47:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/03/17 10:14:31] kensington [951/959] has come upon darkmage [836/969] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:58:52 is removed from kensington's clock.
[09/03/17 10:24:08] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:42 towards level 74.
[09/03/17 11:05:23] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:12 towards level 74.
[09/03/17 17:02:38] csssuf, darkmage, and spillere [1375/2032] have team battled droogie, Ttech, and grooverider [3276/3498] and lost! 1 day, 03:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/17 03:34:45] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:50 towards level 74.
[09/05/17 06:38:10] darkmage [108/969] has come upon damyan [450/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:16 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/06/17 02:30:33] darkmage [937/969] has challenged Eldoreth [359/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:06:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/07/17 18:41:45] Firien, manish17xxx, and darkmage [520/2542] have team battled bootdisk, sjefen6, and jstg [1227/2194] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/17 12:53:41] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:37:07 is added to his clock.
[09/08/17 18:38:19] himuraken, darkmage, and Dork_Knight [135/2273] have team battled hhes, Brainiac, and vypr [1094/1400] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/17 20:36:50] darkmage [947/969] has come upon qbit [586/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:05:45 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/09/17 15:49:35] darkmage, Adar, and manish17xxx [223/2242] have team battled noother, sunri5e, and mwhahaha [1307/1436] and lost! 0 days, 17:59:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 01:10:03] Atan [381/540] has come upon darkmage [654/969] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:43:55 is added to Atan's clock.
[09/11/17 18:09:28] droogie, darkmage, and wolfkin [1240/1923] have team battled Boulder, Elgo, and Gizmokid2005 [1050/1733] and won! 0 days, 00:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/17 08:17:43] darkmage [257/969] has come upon ville [393/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:58 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/12/17 11:55:48] vegadark [50/496] has challenged darkmage [99/969] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:02:29 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/13/17 22:01:32] Antium [221/498] has challenged darkmage [17/969] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:42:51 is removed from Antium's clock.
[09/14/17 00:01:51] darkmage [706/969] has challenged nickware [213/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/14/17 05:40:23] darkmage [886/969] has come upon MadHatter [207/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:21:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/14/17 16:27:36] shandor [253/550] has come upon darkmage [217/969] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:35:12 is removed from shandor's clock.
[09/15/17 09:56:08] Bkid, Ttech, and Mateusz [2138/3217] have team battled darkmage, Cameron_D, and hannesenator [3504/3617] and lost! 3 days, 15:34:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/17 10:26:58] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:03 towards level 74.
[09/15/17 22:23:11] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:12:24 is added to his clock.
[09/17/17 02:14:07] sasaniak [115/479] has challenged darkmage [280/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/17/17 11:21:17] challene [81/351] has challenged darkmage [808/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to challene's clock.
[09/18/17 00:34:30] darkmage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:52 from level 74.
[09/18/17 03:04:36] Gatewayy, Zaratustra, and darkmage [2831/2897] have team battled dindinx, RistoUuranmaki, and suterismus [1971/2560] and won! 0 days, 06:33:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 09:31:05] darkmage [855/969] has challenged Antium [420/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:36 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/18/17 14:35:24] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:08 towards level 74.
[09/18/17 16:49:24] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:35:27 is added to his clock.
[09/18/17 16:49:30] darkmage sharpened the edge of his weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/17 05:49:06] crysys [22/233] has challenged darkmage [372/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/19/17 08:11:13] darkmage [5/997] has challenged Gatewayy [93/824] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/22/17 01:51:35] darkmage [572/997] has challenged tycoon177 [191/281] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:49:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/24/17 07:51:59] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:51:58 towards level 75.
[09/24/17 19:36:02] darkmage [351/997] has challenged Andries [124/801] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:09:19 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/24/17 20:06:53] darkmage [17/997] has come upon AbacusAvenger [493/872] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:19:46 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/24/17 21:02:18] darkmage [152/997] has come upon MrGlass [212/785] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:03:04 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/25/17 17:22:09] x0, darkmage, and Sixbierehomme [4/1897] have team battled SpikeX, Xenthys, and b00 [945/1278] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/17 10:18:06] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:14:24 from level 75.
[10/02/17 00:38:37] dclaw123, hannesenator, and IndigoTiger [45/3253] have team battled borsin, theZoMBiE, and darkmage [626/2625] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 17:49:21] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:25 towards level 75.
[10/03/17 21:47:39] IdleMaster, Gatewayy, and Nofew [1543/2606] have team battled x0, darkmage, and sartan [1045/2285] and won! 1 day, 10:09:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 00:20:41] kensington [111/959] has come upon darkmage [426/997] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:04:01 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/04/17 02:49:57] Misza [292/1129] has come upon darkmage [175/997] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:38:49 is removed from Misza's clock.
[10/04/17 12:38:33] Ninetales [10/27] has challenged darkmage [632/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Ninetales's clock.
[10/04/17 20:02:12] elf [737/919] has come upon darkmage [977/997] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:28:28 is added to elf's clock.
[10/06/17 07:08:55] darkmage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:45:01 towards level 75.
[10/06/17 18:10:42] darkmage [490/999] has challenged borsin [345/733] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:58:01 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/08/17 01:16:04] darkmage [525/999] has come upon Geela [324/340] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:45:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/08/17 07:08:17] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:09:01 towards level 75.
[10/09/17 12:32:13] jstg [848/977] has challenged darkmage [755/999] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:48:23 is removed from jstg's clock.
[10/10/17 22:43:30] suterismus [1105/1292] has challenged darkmage [738/999] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:05:20 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/11/17 16:05:02] darkmage ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:31:50 from level 75.
[10/16/17 10:21:48] darkmage, elf, and Agent86 [1319/2513] have team battled Crazycatlady, holloway, and droogie [1809/2248] and lost! 0 days, 21:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/17 17:28:13] JensRex [286/1103] has challenged darkmage [542/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:59:00 is added to JensRex's clock.
[10/16/17 22:29:49] darkmage [463/999] has challenged borsin [718/733] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:13:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/17/17 03:24:52] darkmage [660/999] has come upon fattrat [446/1215] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:50:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/18/17 06:24:48] tspange, vox, and Heisenberg [2219/2907] have team battled Tenorman, darkmage, and hannesenator [1977/3265] and won! 2 days, 06:24:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/17 23:50:53] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 01:00:53 is added to his clock.
[10/20/17 06:12:05] droogie, darkmage, bootdisk, and exa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/17 21:51:43] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:55 towards level 75.
[10/21/17 06:18:47] theemstra [458/762] has come upon darkmage [954/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:52:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/24/17 19:15:06] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:24:45 is added to his clock.
[10/25/17 00:11:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 4 days, 12:42:47 toward level 75.
[11/02/17 13:41:56] darkmage [65/1020] has challenged Majak [150/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:29:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/02/17 23:27:55] suterismus [1162/1292] has come upon darkmage [541/1020] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:18:45 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/03/17 15:16:17] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:29:23 from level 75.
[11/03/17 21:01:32] Zoddo, PiotrekD, and SchrodingersScat [142/2577] have team battled darkmage, Andries, and V`ger [424/2266] and lost! 0 days, 11:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/17 09:56:31] darkmage [204/1020] has challenged Brainiac [313/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:07:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/04/17 18:59:30] darkmage [708/1020] has challenged glorgamitch [407/624] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:44:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/04/17 23:11:17] Euronur [602/734] has challenged darkmage [305/1020] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:25:33 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[11/17/17 18:34:19] darkmage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:46 towards level 75.
[11/19/17 11:11:36] darkmage lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:45 from level 75.
[11/19/17 21:05:45] darkmage [223/1020] has challenged tspange [635/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:40:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/21/17 03:15:59] darkmage [877/1020] has challenged codedeeply [549/805] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:57:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/21/17 17:24:29] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:36:44 is added to his clock.
[11/22/17 13:27:31] darkmage [105/1020] has challenged Iri [363/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:17:27 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/23/17 02:53:24] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:34 towards level 75.
[11/25/17 17:10:20] Bob, glorgamitch, and Chuck [1510/1926] have team battled Frogging101, brycec, and darkmage [559/2383] and won! 0 days, 18:41:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 17:53:49] darkmage [419/1020] has challenged suterismus [129/1325] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:36:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/25/17 18:30:28] Elgo, qwerty, and brycec [1399/1481] have team battled Realmy, CoolChris, and darkmage [1310/2562] and won! 0 days, 02:01:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/17 19:44:14] max, brycec, and darkmage [1437/2565] have team battled neurospex, Luamil, and sjefen6 [544/1932] and won! 1 day, 08:27:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 12:44:42] darkmage sharpened the edge of his weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/17 20:01:45] neurospex [817/1116] has come upon darkmage [166/1053] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:03:52 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/26/17 20:01:45] neurospex has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:09:32 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/09/17 03:34:57] suterismus [591/1352] has come upon darkmage [761/1053] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:17:42 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/09/17 03:35:24] suterismus [1322/1352] has come upon darkmage [960/1053] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:39:47 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/10/17 00:23:34] darkmage, petrichor, and osannatas [899/2908] have team battled Lemelisk, Brady, and mwhahaha [1546/2586] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 17:31:24] Zaratustra, fattrat, IdleMaster, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/17 07:15:51] LordH, SlowRiot, and JensRex [2934/3144] have team battled meffe, Eldoreth, and darkmage [1138/2450] and won! 11 days, 20:01:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 12:16:50] ncarl747 [398/829] has challenged darkmage [781/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:23 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[12/13/17 04:22:31] darkmage [768/1053] has challenged Flonk [204/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/13/17 16:31:18] darkmage [715/1053] has come upon MrGlass [374/768] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:42:16 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/13/17 22:28:54] Nofew [1173/1223] has challenged darkmage [440/1053] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:30:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/14/17 00:29:34] darkmage [391/1053] has challenged Ttech [794/1612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:25:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/16/17 23:49:09] ThePhoenix47 [250/340] has challenged darkmage [897/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/17/17 17:09:04] darkmage, kensington, and KeboDK [1606/2964] have team battled Lios, IdleMaster, and Zaratustra [214/2544] and won! 0 days, 08:50:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/17 06:58:26] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:27:04 is added to his clock.
[12/18/17 20:30:48] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:49 from level 75.
[12/19/17 13:38:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 23:31:45 toward level 75.
[12/20/17 06:17:37] RistoUuranmaki [383/888] has challenged darkmage [316/1056] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/22/17 00:03:05] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:35 towards level 75.
[12/22/17 01:57:21] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:22 from level 75.
[12/22/17 12:47:19] darkmage [347/1050] has challenged os-5185 [401/896] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:11:08 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/24/17 20:23:53] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:32:16 towards level 76.
[12/25/17 22:13:48] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:12:52 towards level 76.
[12/26/17 09:13:58] darkmage is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:12:24 is added to his clock.
[12/26/17 18:15:29] Vroomfondel [412/579] has come upon darkmage [581/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:45:29 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[12/27/17 05:29:45] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:20:26 towards level 76.
[12/29/17 03:23:50] darkmage, Andries, and PiotrekD [267/2530] have team battled theemstra, brycec, and Fluttershy [281/2568] and lost! 3 days, 12:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/17 11:29:37] darkmage [810/1050] has come upon Virtual [201/651] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:18:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/29/17 11:29:37] darkmage has dealt Virtual a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:26:42 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/21/18 07:33:23] Herb_Tarlek [522/775] has come upon darkmage [44/1050] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:55:47 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/21/18 12:39:13] darkmage stole D.Va's level 44 set of leggings while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves their old level 42 set of leggings behind, which D.Va then takes.
[01/21/18 15:07:02] darkmage [251/1052] has challenged moveax [134/501] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:50:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/21/18 18:48:48] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:36:36 from level 76.
[01/21/18 19:34:48] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:34:23 towards level 76.
[01/22/18 00:10:02] darkmage [927/1052] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [307/643] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:52:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/22/18 02:12:33] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/18 17:15:46] Brainiac [361/727] has challenged darkmage [459/1056] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:47:13 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/22/18 18:13:24] darkmage [251/1056] has come upon Sixbierehomme [337/657] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:33:23 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/22/18 18:13:27] darkmage [901/1056] has come upon Sixbierehomme [610/657] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:49:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/23/18 17:43:09] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:24 towards level 76.
[01/24/18 07:28:29] ncarl747 [583/877] has challenged darkmage [742/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:19 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[01/24/18 19:32:24] darkmage [955/1056] has challenged zankore [513/858] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:31:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/25/18 08:36:35] Bradicus [251/667] has challenged darkmage [533/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:02 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[01/25/18 19:06:34] darkmage [233/1056] has come upon PinkiePie [499/859] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:48:26 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/26/18 10:59:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 4 days, 23:09:47 toward level 76.
[01/27/18 08:13:47] LukeLR [53/202] has challenged darkmage [783/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/30/18 08:37:34] darkmage [457/1056] has come upon seanmnaes [408/410] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:55:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/30/18 16:19:57] TauPan [187/581] has challenged darkmage [378/1056] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:46:42 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/31/18 21:33:25] koyaan [357/400] has challenged darkmage [354/1056] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from koyaan's clock.
[02/01/18 13:44:21] suterismus [1004/1360] has come upon darkmage [406/1056] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:18:30 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/01/18 16:04:36] darkmage [685/1056] has come upon sloth [190/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:03:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/01/18 23:17:23] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:14:27 from level 76.
[02/02/18 05:54:15] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:04:35 from level 76.
[02/03/18 00:47:15] darkmage [153/1056] has challenged Darky [720/1050] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:25:11 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/04/18 11:53:05] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:55 towards level 76.
[02/05/18 20:28:52] darkmage [1020/1056] has come upon Lemelisk [475/1127] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:57:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/06/18 07:45:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 2 days, 19:43:47 toward level 76.
[02/06/18 19:42:15] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:01 towards level 76.
[02/09/18 11:46:19] darkmage [103/1056] has challenged Gatewayy [849/900] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/09/18 15:37:38] Khorne [448/1027] has challenged darkmage [998/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:52 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/12/18 19:05:46] SpikeX [762/832] has challenged darkmage [609/1056] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:08:06 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[02/12/18 22:57:10] Eldoreth, Agent86, and darkmage [1199/2566] have team battled Gizmokid2005, pmden, and HeavyPodda [657/2350] and won! 1 day, 07:25:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 15:56:15] darkmage EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:00:13 from level 77.
[02/15/18 20:33:43] darkmage [748/1056] has come upon MadMan [198/1047] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:04:29 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/18/18 10:27:37] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 00:46:26 is added to their clock.
[02/19/18 14:07:14] ncarl747 [308/864] has challenged darkmage [305/1056] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:57:15 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[02/21/18 02:33:51] TauPan, darkmage, and brycec [2000/2558] have team battled dindinx, SpikeX, and Heisenberg [2205/2314] and lost! 2 days, 22:59:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/18 01:43:00] darkmage [239/1056] has come upon IdleMaster [213/729] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 15:07:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/22/18 17:33:48] darkmage [749/1056] has challenged brendan [1096/1405] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:43:22 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/22/18 22:26:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 34 days, 10:56:08 toward level 77.
[02/22/18 22:35:33] darkmage [1051/1056] has challenged loomysh [326/508] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:44:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/22/18 22:35:33] In the fierce battle, loomysh dropped their level 52 amulet! darkmage picks it up, tossing their old level 41 amulet to loomysh.
[04/17/18 16:33:56] darkmage was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:44:06 from level 77.
[04/17/18 22:27:51] darkmage was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:33 from level 77.
[04/17/18 22:58:28] darkmage, Cameron_D, and SpikeX [19/3441] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and freeboson [963/2415] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 03:26:42] darkmage [456/1066] has come upon lipek [158/1228] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:36:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/18/18 04:50:48] darkmage [132/1066] has come upon vrillusions [270/1215] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:18:00 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/19/18 19:32:33] KevinSpacey [33/350] has come upon darkmage [535/1066] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:57 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[04/19/18 22:09:38] AbacusAvenger [197/848] has challenged darkmage [868/1066] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:41 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/20/18 10:48:44] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:30:30 towards level 77.
[04/20/18 12:59:22] max, elbie, and darkmage [56/2513] have team battled D.Va, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1610/2404] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 10:00:51] darkmage got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:38:53 from level 77.
[04/21/18 10:56:37] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:35:35 towards level 77.
[04/21/18 23:07:50] darkmage [736/1066] has come upon Virtual [442/643] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:58:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/22/18 10:31:28] Syloq [245/460] has challenged darkmage [279/1066] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:12:47 is added to Syloq's clock.
[04/22/18 11:59:45] Mars, dclaw123, and Xenthys [737/2267] have team battled darkmage, Mrs.BigHead, and liara [1093/2186] and lost! 5 days, 04:30:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/18 19:34:49] Boohbah [69/627] has challenged darkmage [84/1066] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:50:45 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[04/25/18 22:03:43] MadMan, Misza, Fluttershy, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/18 01:07:26] darkmage [723/1066] has challenged uhmmm [654/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:36:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/27/18 10:36:43] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:08:23 from level 77.
[04/29/18 00:07:16] darkmage [1039/1066] has come upon greekman [487/626] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:14:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/29/18 05:04:52] darkmage [357/1066] has come upon Ttech [985/1709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:05:30 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/29/18 13:38:12] darkmage [650/1066] has challenged theemstra [808/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/30/18 00:27:39] darkmage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:02:24 from level 77.
[04/30/18 08:12:06] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:31 towards level 77.
[04/30/18 15:09:41] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:43 from level 77.
[04/30/18 21:17:55] Zye, darkmage, and tmberg [890/3250] have team battled Ttech, Euronur, and womblecat [492/2934] and won! 0 days, 13:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 02:13:37] darkmage, Misza, and ohnx [2592/3225] have team battled damyan, Majak, and sbp [1056/1950] and won! 1 day, 03:41:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 03:54:13] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:21 towards level 77.
[05/01/18 06:35:18] Xenthys [370/517] has come upon darkmage [584/1066] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:53:49 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/01/18 20:41:41] Lnk, max, and manish17xxx [1317/2149] have team battled Xenthys, niko, and darkmage [1302/2082] and won! 0 days, 12:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 01:09:02] darkmage [724/1066] has challenged Boohbah [36/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/03/18 21:22:50] loomysh, dwfreed, MetaNova, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/04/18 12:39:11] darkmage [56/1066] has challenged allo [46/469] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/04/18 15:33:02] darkmage [348/1066] has come upon abra0 [390/1012] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:58:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/04/18 22:02:18] darkmage [408/1066] has come upon womblecat [234/540] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:36:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/07/18 08:48:04] darkmage [635/1066] has come upon glorgamitch [525/929] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:29:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/07/18 11:43:34] darkmage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:04:15 towards level 78.
[05/07/18 21:53:35] darkmage, mwhahaha, and SlowRiot [1512/2948] have team battled valdur55, Iri, and womblecat [1979/1992] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/18 05:56:59] speedmann, darkmage, and Agno [433/1982] have team battled glorgamitch, vrillusions, and xayto [1240/2967] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/18 06:57:43] dxtr [82/319] has challenged darkmage [522/1066] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to dxtr's clock.
[05/09/18 09:36:38] eva42, TauPan, and seanmnaes [2359/2491] have team battled bigjay, darkmage, and Lios [1548/3245] and won! 1 day, 14:44:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 07:55:16] LukeLR, ohnx, simple, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/18 19:29:19] darkmage [489/1066] has come upon Lios [115/872] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:56:35 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/12/18 08:32:34] codedeeply [566/850] has challenged darkmage [973/1066] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:39 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[05/13/18 03:38:07] darkmage [874/1066] has come upon speedmann [163/592] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:35:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/13/18 07:40:48] Akiyuki [579/587] has challenged darkmage [798/1066] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:27:54 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[05/13/18 19:00:52] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:19:49 is added to their clock.
[05/14/18 22:29:52] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/18 23:55:37] darkmage [589/1071] has challenged RBecker [756/787] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:36:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/15/18 18:02:10] darkmage [470/1071] has challenged Nistur [233/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:14:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/15/18 22:16:16] Fyris [345/347] has challenged darkmage [894/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Fyris's clock.
[05/16/18 03:02:10] JensRex [75/1053] has challenged darkmage [578/1071] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to JensRex's clock.
[05/16/18 10:12:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 8 days, 23:44:17 toward level 78.
[05/16/18 21:03:08] XF [111/408] has challenged darkmage [1070/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to XF's clock.
[05/17/18 06:15:20] MetaNova [412/968] has challenged darkmage [619/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:13:24 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[05/17/18 07:05:49] Cypher, Fyris, and soltys [385/1974] have team battled Agno, Agent86, and darkmage [147/2060] and won! 0 days, 04:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 02:40:43] HeavyPodda [337/1033] has challenged darkmage [958/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:41 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/20/18 03:37:11] darkmage fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! darkmage's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/18 10:54:12] apiw, Mars, Dork_Knight, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/18 12:49:26] darkmage [118/1066] has come upon KeboDK [753/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:44:03 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/22/18 13:54:40] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:09 towards level 78.
[05/23/18 11:23:16] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:58 from level 78.
[05/23/18 21:53:27] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/18 07:43:57] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:02 towards level 78.
[05/24/18 14:28:50] darkmage [1045/1071] has challenged KharmaScribbles [203/271] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:49:45 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/25/18 00:22:41] D.Va, sunri5e, and TauPan [1742/1895] have team battled darkmage, vox, and LegendaryQ [630/2686] and won! 0 days, 19:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 12:33:33] darkmage lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:00:42 from level 79.
[07/09/18 01:58:16] Tenorman [748/1047] has challenged darkmage [516/1071] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:40:29 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/09/18 06:44:08] darkmage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:42:56 from level 79.
[07/09/18 13:56:43] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/18 09:51:20] darkmage, Syloq, and nickware [1691/2218] have team battled Wohali, ishanyx, and Bradicus [1523/1843] and won! 2 days, 05:54:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 10:12:43] darkmage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:49:13 towards level 79.
[07/10/18 20:16:22] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:17:01 towards level 79.
[07/10/18 20:34:54] darkmage got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:47:17 from level 79.
[07/11/18 03:15:27] womblecat [314/582] has challenged darkmage [957/1078] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:33:27 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/11/18 07:16:53] LordH [304/1139] has challenged darkmage [93/1078] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:20:43 is removed from LordH's clock.
[07/11/18 14:31:44] darkmage, useless, and Syloq [242/1921] have team battled Atan, ilbelkyr, and Highdude [1218/1888] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 15:43:33] darkmage [443/1078] has come upon brendan [1310/1458] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:26:27 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/14/18 01:39:35] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:00:33 towards level 79.
[07/14/18 03:40:33] darkmage [611/1078] has challenged sjefen6 [376/775] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:09:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/17/18 22:21:50] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 10:28:40 is added to their clock.
[07/18/18 15:48:52] shandor [410/546] has come upon darkmage [306/1078] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:23 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/18/18 23:20:33] darkmage [610/1078] has challenged djm [458/785] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:16:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/19/18 12:19:26] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 13:17:45 is added to their clock.
[07/20/18 01:29:44] darkmage [1077/1078] has challenged AngryParsley [502/925] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:08:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/20/18 13:16:33] womblecat [37/591] has challenged darkmage [988/1078] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/21/18 17:43:21] pfoley [505/642] has challenged darkmage [355/1078] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:49:05 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[07/22/18 12:23:16] darkmage [601/1078] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [686/756] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:48:21 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/22/18 15:01:33] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/18 20:54:15] darkmage sharpened the edge of their weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/18 09:32:19] Ironhoof, dxtr, and Elgo [110/2045] have team battled sheu, darkmage, and LordH [1589/2626] and lost! 1 day, 09:09:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/18 17:31:17] darkmage [1025/1121] has come upon zid [300/1011] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:35:32 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/23/18 23:01:37] dxtr [435/441] has challenged darkmage [925/1121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:00 is added to dxtr's clock.
[07/24/18 10:05:25] darkmage [925/1121] has challenged m0shbear [547/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:10:41 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/26/18 00:13:05] darkmage spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! darkmage's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/18 02:52:16] elbie, darkmage, and manish17xxx [263/2740] have team battled Luamil, Brady, and ishanyx [1966/2009] and lost! 4 days, 19:22:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 04:19:49] djm [341/785] has challenged darkmage [1096/1119] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:22 is added to djm's clock.
[07/26/18 11:32:54] darkmage [446/1119] has come upon pants [630/878] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:01:26 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/26/18 16:30:23] darkmage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:27:14 towards level 79.
[07/27/18 03:25:14] darkmage, woonack, and Evrial [1701/2162] have team battled fattrat, Cameron_D, and Mars [3194/3617] and lost! 5 days, 08:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 08:39:16] illicit [81/189] has challenged darkmage [644/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to illicit's clock.
[07/27/18 20:00:01] KevinSpacey [77/504] has come upon darkmage [1061/1119] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:14 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[07/28/18 07:09:25] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:35 towards level 79.
[07/30/18 01:57:22] darkmage [258/1119] has come upon valdur55 [141/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:23:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/30/18 08:41:32] darkmage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:28:26 from level 79.
[07/31/18 03:46:53] darkmage [927/1119] has challenged borsin [96/540] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:48:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/31/18 14:44:35] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:40:17 from level 79.
[07/31/18 23:07:33] darkmage [940/1119] has come upon borsin [443/540] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:37:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/01/18 22:02:22] borsin [223/540] has challenged darkmage [885/1119] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:42:22 is added to borsin's clock.
[08/02/18 21:21:57] darkmage [1051/1119] has come upon Ttech [524/1697] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:05:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/03/18 19:47:11] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:51 towards level 79.
[08/03/18 22:19:36] darkmage [116/1119] has challenged bobvador [371/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:38:21 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/04/18 10:47:20] darkmage [368/1119] has come upon Bradicus [573/744] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:42:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/05/18 23:55:09] bobvador, JensRex, soltys, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/18 03:25:50] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:34 towards level 79.
[08/07/18 20:12:33] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:08 from level 79.
[08/08/18 11:59:17] djm [456/785] has challenged darkmage [941/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:08 is added to djm's clock.
[08/09/18 02:59:02] Gizmokid2005, Milquetoast, and Syloq [1787/2460] have team battled buksi, sbp, and darkmage [2361/2597] and lost! 0 days, 10:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/18 17:10:18] waifu [158/435] has challenged darkmage [960/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/11/18 21:09:39] darkmage misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:44 from level 79.
[08/12/18 23:00:22] darkmage [916/1119] has come upon gildarts [92/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/13/18 01:38:46] kier [50/878] has challenged darkmage [737/1119] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:15:30 is added to kier's clock.
[08/13/18 04:39:51] Herb_Tarlek [536/865] has challenged darkmage [143/1119] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:40:33 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/13/18 04:39:51] Herb_Tarlek has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:03:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/13/18 20:48:00] darkmage [402/1119] has challenged Tor [1030/1079] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/14/18 09:52:36] Asara, Yuhno, and darkmage [262/3084] have team battled Khorne, sunri5e, and petrichor [3083/3123] and lost! 3 days, 09:14:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/18 00:25:14] LukeLR [652/687] has challenged darkmage [1030/1119] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[08/15/18 12:00:06] Tenorman [250/1051] has challenged darkmage [1053/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:48 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/15/18 16:01:29] Syloq [172/502] has challenged darkmage [837/1119] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:45:25 is added to Syloq's clock.
[08/16/18 01:44:39] darkmage [231/1119] has come upon Curious_Onion [128/402] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:45:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/16/18 08:07:50] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:07:56 towards level 80.
[08/16/18 19:11:01] darkmage [918/1119] has challenged lipek [579/1224] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:50:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/19/18 13:35:26] darkmage [725/1119] has come upon Atan [483/541] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:15:16 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/19/18 18:57:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 20 days, 08:39:25 toward level 80.
[08/21/18 10:53:14] darkmage got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:11:09 from level 80.
[08/23/18 03:52:50] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:24 towards level 80.
[08/24/18 15:11:35] darkmage [488/1119] has come upon Heisenberg [319/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:59:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/24/18 15:45:19] darkmage [120/1119] has challenged Yuhno [626/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:39:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/24/18 19:46:43] darkmage [577/1119] has challenged yano [170/694] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:43:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/27/18 06:51:59] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:57:57 is added to their clock.
[08/27/18 14:07:41] darkmage [12/1119] has challenged adamus1red [275/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:27 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/28/18 03:41:39] darkmage [541/1119] has come upon allo [91/548] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:02:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/28/18 13:40:15] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:31 towards level 80.
[09/01/18 21:51:41] darkmage [33/1119] has challenged mordac [900/1121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:57 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/02/18 14:21:21] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:22 towards level 80.
[09/02/18 18:55:43] darkmage [791/1119] has come upon TauPan [29/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:05:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/02/18 19:09:39] darkmage, freeboson, and Zaratustra [2752/3065] have team battled bootdisk, mwhahaha, and ohnx [289/3000] and won! 0 days, 14:12:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 16:01:32] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:33 from level 80.
[09/04/18 18:49:40] darkmage was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:38 from level 80.
[09/05/18 06:16:59] darkmage [376/1119] has challenged Yuhno [275/686] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:10:16 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/05/18 07:42:29] darkmage, LukeLR, and Khorne [79/2757] have team battled el, petrichor, and sheu [1303/2621] and lost! 2 days, 04:25:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/18 12:29:37] darkmage [936/1119] has come upon idlerpgww [328/574] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:37:15 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/05/18 16:47:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 7 days, 20:01:31 toward level 81.
[09/07/18 10:40:10] MadMan, Majak, shandor, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/18 11:00:51] Ais, darkmage, and Herb_Tarlek [800/2466] have team battled Asara, PinkiePie, and xtort- [903/2544] and lost! 1 day, 18:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/18 05:01:06] KeboDK, darkmage, and soltys [529/2692] have team battled simple, sigmg, and Majak [260/2098] and won! 6 days, 09:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 06:25:49] CornFly, Misza, and ohnx [2027/3408] have team battled niko, darkmage, and suterismus [1096/3010] and won! 1 day, 16:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 22:46:39] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:01 towards level 81.
[09/10/18 21:45:56] darkmage [162/1119] has come upon Syloq [357/510] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:30:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/11/18 03:03:51] IdleMaster [265/758] has challenged darkmage [561/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:45 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/11/18 13:39:54] Desspugne [30/83] has challenged darkmage [500/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[09/15/18 16:58:14] darkmage [918/1119] has come upon useless [655/856] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:37:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/15/18 18:40:24] Zye, Misza, and m0shbear [1362/3115] have team battled darkmage, borsin, and agrajag [1167/2624] and won! 1 day, 12:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 11:47:18] ToHellWithGA [159/949] has challenged darkmage [755/1119] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:29:54 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/17/18 01:52:05] darkmage [758/1119] has challenged Ais [24/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:43:57 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/17/18 19:47:36] theZoMBiE [75/95] has challenged darkmage [5/1119] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:55 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 19:47:36] theZoMBiE has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 3 days, 08:46:28 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/18/18 14:04:17] darkmage [636/1119] has challenged adamus1red [174/530] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:14:12 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/20/18 23:53:36] lagertonne [159/577] has challenged darkmage [701/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[09/21/18 04:10:28] darkmage [504/1119] has come upon Pici [707/1076] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:54 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/21/18 21:18:30] darkmage [1063/1119] has come upon basicMiracle [476/500] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:12:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/21/18 21:42:26] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:54 towards level 81.
[09/22/18 09:35:33] darkmage [211/1119] has challenged valdur55 [4/899] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:32 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/22/18 15:45:25] m0shbear, zifnab06, and canton7 [921/2176] have team battled Zaratustra, elf, and darkmage [528/3414] and won! 4 days, 19:51:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 03:11:40] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:07:28 is added to their clock.
[09/24/18 02:49:47] crysys [356/753] has challenged darkmage [1025/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:50 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/25/18 05:20:03] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:06 towards level 81.
[01/13/19 08:41:39] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:03:05 from level 81.
[01/13/19 11:52:50] crudd [301/855] has come upon darkmage [544/1119] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:50:12 is added to crudd's clock.
[01/14/19 02:09:03] darkmage [809/1119] has come upon PiotrekD [565/709] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:10:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/14/19 14:05:57] darkmage was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:04:13 from level 81.
[01/14/19 20:31:44] xit, shandor, and brendan [1667/3055] have team battled darkmage, fattrat, and suterismus [1051/3635] and won! 0 days, 21:30:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 23:02:26] darkmage slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! darkmage's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/19 11:07:57] darkmage [868/1113] has come upon SlowRiot [723/963] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:21:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/15/19 18:51:16] strife, Milquetoast, and tspange [153/2197] have team battled freeboson, darkmage, and xayto [1582/2757] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/19 21:15:17] brycec, manish17xxx, and pfoley [1811/2626] have team battled xit, Asara, and darkmage [2266/3522] and lost! 3 days, 18:30:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 01:20:02] darkmage [372/1113] has come upon autist [242/364] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:33:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/18/19 09:15:28] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:07:56 is added to their clock.
[01/21/19 22:13:19] Krelian [286/336] has challenged darkmage [800/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Krelian's clock.
[01/22/19 11:03:38] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:00 towards level 81.
[01/22/19 22:24:26] max [343/794] has come upon darkmage [644/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:36 is added to max's clock.
[01/23/19 19:09:30] bootdisk, Beefcan, and suterismus [1981/2914] have team battled MetaNova, darkmage, and SCSi [611/2371] and won! 0 days, 00:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 01:36:36] darkmage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:18 from level 81.
[01/25/19 23:03:49] darkmage [1103/1113] has come upon Mars [457/1039] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:09:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/26/19 14:51:21] darkmage [474/1113] has challenged lipek [474/1262] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:02:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/26/19 19:24:28] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:35 towards level 81.
[01/28/19 05:02:45] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:45 from level 81.
[01/28/19 10:01:07] m0shbear [193/923] has challenged darkmage [775/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:31 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[01/29/19 08:21:19] darkmage [142/1113] has challenged Scornn [41/354] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:14:12 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/29/19 12:57:32] darkmage [131/1113] has come upon MrGlass [386/949] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:05:18 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/01/19 12:28:31] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:06:21 towards level 82.
[02/02/19 00:15:46] darkmage [473/1113] has come upon Roxana [146/1141] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:33:10 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/02/19 21:22:10] KeboDK, Mars, and manish17xxx [1106/2689] have team battled DrJosh9000, darkmage, and grooverider [123/3055] and won! 6 days, 08:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 12:26:25] Lemelisk [433/1375] has come upon darkmage [284/1113] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:03:15 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/03/19 15:43:57] darkmage [1105/1113] has come upon damyan [595/872] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:04:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/04/19 03:38:34] darkmage [649/1113] has come upon Nuae [77/284] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:01:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/04/19 08:01:22] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 11:50:08 is added to their clock.
[02/05/19 01:05:31] darkmage [617/1113] has come upon ishanyx [459/626] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:20:44 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/05/19 05:12:03] darkmage, sjefen6, and Tenorman [1384/3081] have team battled Zoddo, sunri5e, and rxcomm [1750/3324] and lost! 1 day, 08:07:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 01:02:01] Antium [552/554] has come upon darkmage [229/1113] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:43:31 is removed from Antium's clock.
[02/06/19 07:35:06] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:17:42 from level 82.
[02/07/19 00:43:09] darkmage [767/1113] has challenged DrJosh9000 [133/552] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:52:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/07/19 12:21:28] yano, waifu, and Sixbierehomme [721/2341] have team battled darkmage, Ttech, and Andries [3411/3561] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/19 14:57:54] darkmage [424/1113] has come upon JuanMaestro [247/872] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:04:02 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/09/19 17:47:01] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:37 towards level 82.
[02/10/19 02:00:42] darkmage [648/1113] has challenged MetaNova [250/711] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:49:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/10/19 05:51:15] darkmage [993/1113] has come upon IdleMaster [637/746] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:59:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/11/19 02:24:17] dayman [19/271] has challenged darkmage [585/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to dayman's clock.
[02/12/19 13:34:52] darkmage sharpened the edge of their weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/19 23:13:21] Eldoreth [706/1010] has challenged darkmage [730/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:13 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[02/13/19 00:48:39] blizgerg, darkmage, and Lemelisk [752/3822] have team battled MrGlass, FSM, and xit [174/2513] and won! 0 days, 23:19:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 21:01:20] Xenofex [409/731] has challenged darkmage [827/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[02/14/19 02:37:34] moaz [256/273] has challenged darkmage [684/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to moaz's clock.
[02/14/19 17:37:43] darkmage met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:13:50 from level 82.
[02/16/19 14:00:52] Lemelisk [1247/1375] has come upon darkmage [383/1152] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:17:38 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/16/19 20:23:27] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:03 towards level 82.
[02/17/19 13:54:11] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:38 towards level 82.
[02/18/19 21:09:21] TimWolla, Atan, and FSM [1692/2620] have team battled blizgerg, damyan, and darkmage [2509/3330] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/19 01:47:07] darkmage [658/1152] has challenged Atan [617/784] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:01:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/20/19 09:38:28] darkmage got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:19:28 from level 82.
[02/21/19 13:01:14] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:53 towards level 82.
[02/21/19 21:02:41] darkmage [661/1152] has challenged Ratigan [61/439] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:31:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/21/19 22:55:40] TimWolla, darkmage, and SCSi [1838/2861] have team battled lagertonne, sunri5e, and tspange [2230/2663] and lost! 0 days, 12:45:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 06:36:29] MetaNova, Andries, and rxcomm [340/2560] have team battled efertone, elbie, and darkmage [2095/2370] and lost! 1 day, 17:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 07:30:08] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:15 towards level 82.
[02/23/19 15:52:15] borsin, Sundance, and Majak [1060/1875] have team battled darkmage, tmberg, and ishanyx [2102/3166] and lost! 4 days, 00:27:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 01:27:51] IndigoTiger, mwhahaha, and darkmage [685/3022] have team battled allo, Killerkid, and crysys [2493/2518] and lost! 0 days, 07:50:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 12:37:56] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:18 towards level 82.
[02/24/19 21:57:02] Flonk [4/902] has come upon darkmage [455/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:18:11 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/25/19 00:03:54] darkmage [560/1152] has come upon MetaNova [138/713] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:23 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/25/19 17:19:29] darkmage [1057/1152] has challenged cirdan [513/922] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:50:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/27/19 12:21:44] KeboDK, zygren, and Lnk [507/2117] have team battled darkmage, sunri5e, and IllusiveMan_ [1518/2834] and lost! 1 day, 12:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/19 12:47:19] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:31:41 from level 83.
[02/28/19 05:29:14] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 09:23:50 is added to their clock.
[02/28/19 07:55:00] SCSi [223/581] has come upon darkmage [950/1152] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:11:59 is added to SCSi's clock.
[02/28/19 14:41:56] Lnk [500/810] has challenged darkmage [1058/1152] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:18:28 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/01/19 00:23:27] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:24:20 from level 83.
[03/01/19 06:13:44] darkmage broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:09:33 from level 83.
[03/02/19 09:26:23] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 12:59:49 is added to their clock.
[03/04/19 06:33:08] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:23:53 is added to their clock.
[03/04/19 18:05:08] darkmage [153/1152] has challenged Everyman [21/699] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:23:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/05/19 14:09:50] Milquetoast [48/1006] has challenged darkmage [431/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:47 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[03/05/19 16:47:54] darkmage [915/1152] has come upon fattrat [86/1223] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:51:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/05/19 21:42:05] darkmage [33/1152] has come upon Nofew [286/840] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:04:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/06/19 10:14:25] Everyman [583/699] has challenged darkmage [1035/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:11 is added to Everyman's clock.
[03/06/19 16:15:47] apiw [678/806] has challenged darkmage [185/1152] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:54:05 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/06/19 17:02:12] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:01:47 towards level 83.
[04/18/19 22:22:44] Ravenloft [8/238] has challenged darkmage [847/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[04/18/19 23:13:26] darkmage [749/1152] has come upon jvoisin [89/442] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:54:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/19/19 20:17:32] waffles, Eldoreth, and JuanMaestro [1060/2457] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Atan, and darkmage [751/2810] and won! 0 days, 18:38:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/19 00:43:51] lavamind, damyan, and rxcomm [667/2454] have team battled darkmage, Tenorman, and zifre [720/2798] and lost! 0 days, 11:42:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/19 12:34:40] womblecat, CornFly, and darkmage [2376/3036] have team battled Ttech, lavamind, and ohnx [1079/2974] and won! 0 days, 11:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 12:42:20] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 12:55:27 is added to their clock.
[04/23/19 07:52:18] darkmage [163/1152] has come upon ohnx [400/833] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:51:23 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/23/19 20:30:01] darkmage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:04:45 towards level 83.
[04/24/19 06:32:46] AbacusAvenger [525/894] has challenged darkmage [403/1152] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:54:05 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/24/19 19:28:28] darkmage [334/1152] has come upon acolarh [316/766] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:15:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/25/19 13:08:24] bootdisk, waifu, and darkmage [1881/2973] have team battled Killerkid, Ratigan, and Goreguts [252/2276] and won! 0 days, 07:08:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/19 13:39:46] darkmage [743/1152] has challenged IdleMaster [688/786] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:09:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/25/19 13:39:46] In the fierce battle, IdleMaster dropped their level 134 amulet! darkmage picks it up, tossing their old level 46 amulet to IdleMaster.
[04/27/19 01:12:00] dax, darkmage, MiddlewareMonkey, and Kropotkin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/19 09:09:47] darkmage, WallIdl, and shandor [2724/2748] have team battled Bradicus, wMw, and tmberg [1531/2927] and won! 4 days, 08:49:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/19 09:55:20] darkmage [92/1232] has challenged Desspugne [46/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:02:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/28/19 13:35:38] darkmage [926/1232] has come upon ncarl747 [336/757] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:23:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/29/19 05:59:52] darkmage [418/1232] has challenged kenyon [537/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:02:44 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/29/19 16:02:14] darkmage [282/1232] has challenged tmberg [618/1408] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:55:32 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/01/19 00:09:38] darkmage [338/1232] has challenged Iceman [109/593] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:50:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/01/19 22:59:20] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:17:23 from level 83.
[05/03/19 08:01:22] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:37:18 is added to their clock.
[05/03/19 09:22:55] darkmage [168/1232] has challenged Ttech [814/1726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:55:03 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/04/19 04:34:48] canton7, ncarl747, and MiddlewareMonkey [2250/2348] have team battled bebbet, woonack, and darkmage [255/2286] and won! 0 days, 18:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 16:41:00] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 21:52:18 is added to their clock.
[05/05/19 14:54:27] darkmage [838/1232] has come upon bebbet [514/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:11:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/06/19 02:26:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 13:32:51 from level 83.
[05/06/19 08:03:21] darkmage met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:10:49 from level 83.
[05/06/19 11:40:45] darkmage [855/1232] has challenged Sullivan [209/240] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:48:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/06/19 11:40:45] darkmage has dealt Sullivan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:36:24 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[05/07/19 04:06:16] djm, Tor, Nistur, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/19 17:27:21] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:09 towards level 83.
[05/09/19 01:55:40] darkmage [359/1232] has challenged Sharky4 [530/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:21:25 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/10/19 06:02:10] darkmage [518/1232] has challenged simple [266/1245] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/11/19 09:32:14] darkmage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:02 towards level 83.
[05/13/19 01:27:12] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:16:41 is added to their clock.
[05/14/19 16:36:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 23:21:15 toward level 83.
[05/15/19 01:59:30] darkmage lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:45:14 from level 83.
[05/15/19 15:00:28] Noxwaste [15/207] has challenged darkmage [384/1232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[05/15/19 16:35:58] micah [216/468] has come upon darkmage [836/1232] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:52 is added to micah's clock.
[05/16/19 00:34:41] darkmage [1152/1232] has challenged Ttech [1265/1736] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:40:19 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/16/19 06:34:07] efertone [456/501] has come upon darkmage [1223/1232] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:10 is added to efertone's clock.
[05/16/19 06:37:59] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:20:23 is added to their clock.
[05/16/19 08:01:07] Khorne [903/1048] has come upon darkmage [277/1232] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:27:17 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/17/19 01:21:22] darkmage [255/1232] has come upon brycec [213/1098] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:00:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/18/19 02:06:48] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:30 towards level 83.
[05/18/19 15:44:16] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:42 towards level 83.
[05/20/19 15:59:57] darkmage got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:23:48 from level 83.
[05/20/19 18:00:58] darkmage [523/1232] has challenged blizgerg [372/1293] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:22:56 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/20/19 22:26:31] Noxwaste [167/259] has challenged darkmage [1084/1232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[05/23/19 14:16:53] Pici [818/1187] has challenged darkmage [1013/1232] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:08:32 is added to Pici's clock.
[05/24/19 05:15:50] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:46 from level 83.
[05/24/19 09:34:45] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:54 towards level 83.
[05/24/19 13:12:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 05:54:35 toward level 83.
[05/25/19 00:31:20] Flonk, Roxana, and darkmage [2920/3325] have team battled Nechayev, anarcat, and mordac [378/2532] and won! 0 days, 00:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 00:38:57] darkmage [994/1232] has challenged xmj [10/56] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:37:32 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/25/19 17:34:38] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:16:10 towards level 84.
[05/26/19 06:31:35] darkmage [866/1232] has challenged woonack [20/490] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:39:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/26/19 19:01:56] MiddlewareMonkey [243/816] has challenged darkmage [804/1232] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/29/19 16:39:54] butlerian, GilbertErik, and buksi [1347/2019] have team battled MetaNova, darkmage, and PiotrekD [2650/3017] and lost! 0 days, 10:41:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/19 02:52:52] Fluttershy [1083/1097] has challenged darkmage [526/1232] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:20:56 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/30/19 23:45:44] xmj [232/279] has challenged darkmage [701/1232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to xmj's clock.
[05/31/19 15:01:02] darkmage [577/1232] has challenged pixelate [356/487] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:38:22 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/01/19 09:40:28] MJ94, nickware, and theZoMBiE [1537/2112] have team battled darkmage, canton7, and LapTop006 [1913/2762] and lost! 1 day, 09:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/19 04:09:33] darkmage [684/1232] has challenged vegadark [625/730] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:14:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/02/19 07:29:22] darkmage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:05:07 from level 84.
[06/02/19 08:10:41] Everyman [738/763] has come upon darkmage [670/1232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:57:46 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[06/02/19 14:10:06] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:49:11 towards level 84.
[06/02/19 19:52:11] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:54 towards level 84.
[06/03/19 13:01:00] darkmage lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:50:09 from level 84.
[06/03/19 17:17:54] darkmage [781/1232] has challenged Heisenberg [217/733] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:42:59 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/05/19 06:26:04] darkmage burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! darkmage's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/19 02:15:31] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:29:25 is added to their clock.
[06/07/19 23:49:47] StalkR, zankore, and darkmage [1116/2592] have team battled rorre, woonack, and CornFly [1682/1827] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/19 05:57:27] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:43:06 from level 84.
[06/09/19 15:57:42] Kropotkin [62/642] has challenged darkmage [908/1227] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[06/10/19 05:31:35] anarcat, Milquetoast, and pixelate [588/2109] have team battled PiotrekD, Atan, and darkmage [2291/2734] and lost! 2 days, 17:32:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/19 19:59:46] darkmage [732/1227] has come upon Lnk [553/961] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:09:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/12/19 11:57:04] Zaratustra, darkmage, and holloway [1783/3415] have team battled el, zankore, and butlerian [2191/2426] and lost! 1 day, 05:26:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/19 05:01:27] darkmage, snek, and Roxana [2096/2778] have team battled Eldoreth, Psilocybe, and Flonk [538/2749] and won! 0 days, 01:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/19 19:56:21] strife, sjums_the_great, and MadMan [612/2037] have team battled aismallard, alephnull, and darkmage [1455/2768] and lost! 1 day, 03:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/19 23:30:39] CoarseHorse [309/354] has come upon darkmage [414/1230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:47 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[06/15/19 08:20:30] darkmage sharpened the edge of their weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/19 20:34:13] alephnull [90/791] has challenged darkmage [1264/1274] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:08:58 is added to alephnull's clock.
[06/16/19 21:41:10] darkmage [1101/1274] has come upon SlowRiot [105/847] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:45:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/17/19 03:38:58] darkmage [225/1274] has come upon Andries [311/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:00 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/18/19 08:47:23] Fluttershy [559/1066] has challenged darkmage [56/1274] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:30:32 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[06/18/19 09:59:06] darkmage [838/1274] has come upon Mithkabob [443/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:33:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/18/19 15:53:16] borsin, tspange, and Agent86 [928/2115] have team battled darkmage, buyoq, and MetaNova [1617/2626] and lost! 4 days, 11:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/19 17:36:33] darkmage [618/1274] has come upon Andries [436/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:32:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/19/19 02:51:20] Majak [563/591] has challenged darkmage [1261/1274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:49 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/19/19 11:23:51] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:30 from level 84.
[06/20/19 04:32:27] darkmage [1160/1274] has challenged LordH [462/1117] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/20/19 04:40:53] Asara, max, and darkmage [564/3350] have team battled Kerri, Mars, and Heisenberg [412/2237] and won! 4 days, 07:26:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 07:51:56] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:04:53 towards level 85.
[06/20/19 18:43:06] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 10:00:44 is added to their clock.
[06/21/19 22:31:56] darkmage was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:23:47 from level 85.
[06/22/19 17:41:58] FSM, darkmage, and dwfreed [841/2630] have team battled Sixbierehomme, SlowRiot, and Sharky4 [654/2510] and won! 1 day, 15:36:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 18:28:03] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/19 13:22:47] Sharky4, brendan, and borsin [168/2756] have team battled darkmage, Majak, and elf [1771/3015] and lost! 0 days, 10:34:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/19 07:22:56] bookworm, TimWolla, and tspange [117/2098] have team battled darkmage, BagelBites, and Herb_Tarlek [2030/2865] and lost! 1 day, 23:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/19 04:24:15] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:42:54 towards level 85.
[06/27/19 09:20:44] darkmage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:23:32 towards level 85.
[06/28/19 20:42:35] darkmage [241/1281] has challenged Lemelisk [745/1339] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:53:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/29/19 12:58:04] darkmage stole Mithkabob's level 69 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves their old level 49 pair of gloves behind, which Mithkabob then takes.
[06/30/19 00:45:51] Brady, bookworm, and Majak [258/1929] have team battled darkmage, Clearcasting, and m0shbear [2869/2885] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/19 08:05:20] tspange, darkmage, and Jay_of_Delucia [1477/2650] have team battled xayto, woonack, and allo [626/1946] and won! 1 day, 19:47:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 12:56:09] blabber [569/608] has challenged darkmage [191/1299] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:37:19 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/02/19 10:44:37] darkmage, JuanMaestro, and blabber [489/2801] have team battled gdm, LukeLR, and ishanyx [1254/1881] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 16:49:13] darkmage [141/1299] has come upon Kerri [85/502] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:39:59 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/02/19 21:28:02] Misza, darkmage, and ishanyx [2287/3385] have team battled CornFly, Andries, and MadMan [1427/2817] and won! 4 days, 19:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 01:54:59] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:00:58 is added to their clock.
[07/03/19 16:09:23] CoarseHorse, RBecker, and dax [1435/1922] have team battled efertone, ToHellWithGA, and darkmage [696/2813] and won! 0 days, 19:01:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 18:07:42] darkmage [63/1299] has challenged Xenofex [353/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:18:53 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/05/19 01:41:25] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:47:26 from level 85.
[07/05/19 07:40:59] brycec, ishanyx, and bebbet [1056/2466] have team battled sheu, darkmage, and idlerpgww [1108/2562] and lost! 0 days, 20:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/19 05:40:55] bookworm, bisco, and darkmage [1469/2492] have team battled androphius, ishanyx, and ncarl747 [790/1886] and won! 2 days, 00:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 10:22:02] darkmage [492/1299] has challenged wMw [143/631] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:58:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/07/19 04:26:34] darkmage was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:14:42 from level 85.
[07/07/19 08:45:42] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:27 towards level 85.
[07/07/19 16:03:46] darkmage, niko, and kenyon [127/3196] have team battled bookworm, Andries, and Pici [484/2317] and lost! 1 day, 01:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 20:25:07] dkorhonen, darkmage, and TheDeadlyDandy [1569/2310] have team battled brycec, JuanMaestro, and Elgo [468/2540] and won! 0 days, 01:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/19 21:14:11] TheresusPheronor [70/476] has challenged darkmage [916/1299] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:55 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[07/10/19 04:29:51] Equinox [23/389] has come upon darkmage [757/1299] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:39:51 is added to Equinox's clock.
[07/10/19 07:14:13] Sharky4 [296/810] has come upon darkmage [1009/1299] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:27 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[07/10/19 19:45:13] lavamind [495/630] has challenged darkmage [1024/1299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:51:36 is added to lavamind's clock.
[07/11/19 17:11:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 20:39:38 toward level 85.
[07/11/19 22:45:13] Queequeg [150/237] has challenged darkmage [483/1299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to Queequeg's clock.
[07/12/19 08:53:40] Mars [678/1152] has challenged darkmage [755/1299] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:18:00 is added to Mars's clock.
[07/12/19 14:55:00] lipek [388/1311] has challenged darkmage [1240/1299] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:24:23 is added to lipek's clock.
[07/13/19 19:28:09] darkmage [703/1299] has come upon lipek [812/1311] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:55:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/14/19 10:01:13] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 18:46:54 is added to their clock.
[07/14/19 13:38:22] efertone [127/506] has come upon darkmage [386/1299] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:01 is added to efertone's clock.
[07/15/19 01:54:33] Kropotkin, Sixbierehomme, and csc2ya [352/1907] have team battled buyoq, darkmage, and Agent86 [44/2370] and won! 1 day, 04:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 00:06:59] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:33 towards level 85.
[07/21/19 07:40:57] meskio [192/693] has challenged darkmage [877/1299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:14 is added to meskio's clock.
[07/21/19 23:54:54] darkmage [200/1299] has come upon jbroome [473/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:18:50 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/22/19 00:44:46] darkmage [1154/1299] has challenged Scornn [440/465] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:44:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/22/19 02:56:18] CoarseHorse [398/584] has challenged darkmage [177/1299] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:27:22 is removed from CoarseHorse's clock.
[07/22/19 08:32:21] Atan [291/760] has come upon darkmage [139/1299] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:20:39 is removed from Atan's clock.
[07/23/19 04:51:03] niko [573/810] has challenged darkmage [872/1299] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:32:29 is added to niko's clock.
[07/23/19 19:32:24] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:37 towards level 85.
[07/23/19 20:03:55] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:06:34 towards level 85.
[07/25/19 13:16:59] rxcomm [565/1296] has challenged darkmage [500/1299] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:07:01 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[07/25/19 15:04:07] darkmage [28/1299] has challenged Eiam [172/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:28:31 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/27/19 17:16:26] darkmage [842/1299] has come upon MadMan [1147/1162] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:52:58 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/28/19 09:18:38] darkmage [550/1299] has challenged sjefen6 [21/610] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:44:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/29/19 07:05:55] darkmage was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:32:27 from level 85.
[07/30/19 02:51:56] darkmage [1071/1299] has come upon Brainiac [598/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:49:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/30/19 02:51:56] darkmage has dealt Brainiac a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:30:21 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[07/30/19 10:18:06] darkmage, algernon, and Pici [1880/3274] have team battled sunri5e, JuanMaestro, and Misza [1984/3392] and lost! 1 day, 21:42:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/19 15:36:21] darkmage [1279/1299] has challenged loomysh [446/838] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:57:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/01/19 14:23:32] darkmage [291/1299] has come upon petrichor [49/1241] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:54:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/01/19 18:47:25] darkmage [294/1299] has come upon petrichor [1091/1241] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:37 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/01/19 19:40:13] darkmage [812/1299] has come upon woonack [494/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/03/19 23:42:19] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:32 towards level 85.
[08/04/19 01:32:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 20:59:54 from level 85.
[08/04/19 05:55:33] darkmage [195/1299] has challenged brycec [614/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:44:50 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/04/19 18:10:55] darkmage [1206/1299] has come upon grooverider [653/1452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:46:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/05/19 08:31:01] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:39 towards level 85.
[08/05/19 09:51:14] darkmage, dayman, and Tenorman [2505/3109] have team battled buksi, M144, and Globalirc [910/2498] and won! 0 days, 23:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 17:17:20] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:32 towards level 85.
[08/07/19 22:11:47] darkmage [987/1299] has come upon dax [72/545] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:56:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/08/19 06:37:16] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:35 towards level 85.
[08/08/19 13:18:06] fattrat [335/1300] has challenged darkmage [303/1299] in combat and won! 23 days, 11:37:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/08/19 16:16:28] darkmage [378/1299] has challenged efertone [474/506] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/10/19 20:32:13] darkmage, SlowRiot, and ToHellWithGA [852/3151] have team battled L, freeboson, and Jay_of_Delucia [1786/2058] and lost! 13 days, 18:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/19 10:13:44] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 04:39:30 from level 86.
[08/11/19 14:33:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 77 days, 04:19:46 toward level 86.
[08/12/19 11:54:25] darkmage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:03:46 from level 86.
[08/13/19 02:41:48] darkmage [1075/1299] has challenged SlowRiot [77/844] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:30:40 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/13/19 05:58:24] darkmage [843/1299] has come upon MadMan [240/1204] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:49:51 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/14/19 17:57:42] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:12:49 from level 86.
[08/15/19 00:51:43] darkmage [1007/1299] has challenged Andries [432/525] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:56:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/15/19 04:20:26] darkmage [563/1299] has come upon Brainiac [106/737] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:48:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/15/19 15:38:17] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:46 towards level 86.
[08/16/19 04:37:00] darkmage saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:05 from level 86.
[08/16/19 05:58:30] darkmage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:20 from level 86.
[08/16/19 06:58:12] Ratigan [11/840] has challenged darkmage [145/1299] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:31:36 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[08/17/19 11:57:23] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:30:39 from level 86.
[08/17/19 19:20:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 3 days, 13:37:41 toward level 86.
[08/18/19 03:07:40] sjefen6 [601/610] has challenged darkmage [348/1299] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:56:34 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/18/19 12:17:01] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:35 towards level 86.
[08/18/19 16:29:51] Chuck, sbp, and meskio [853/2111] have team battled Reilly, darkmage, and algernon [657/2462] and won! 0 days, 22:09:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 21:11:31] darkmage [347/1299] has challenged Brainiac [79/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:10:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/19/19 08:21:00] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:31 towards level 86.
[08/20/19 02:17:49] darkmage [773/1299] has challenged MaryMaid [355/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:01 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/20/19 16:18:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 0 days, 08:59:40 toward level 86.
[08/20/19 19:27:37] darkmage [309/1299] has challenged Crazycatlady [312/688] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:48:27 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/23/19 10:37:16] Tor [494/1197] has challenged darkmage [861/1299] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:19:03 is added to Tor's clock.
[08/23/19 14:40:09] darkmage got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:29:31 from level 87.
[08/23/19 18:15:56] Andries, efertone, and darkmage [1666/2302] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, Eldoreth, and Asara [807/3011] and won! 0 days, 02:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/19 01:15:45] Forud [73/361] has challenged darkmage [724/1299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to Forud's clock.
[08/24/19 06:37:12] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:59:49 from level 87.
[08/26/19 03:20:10] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:28:00 towards level 87.
[08/26/19 22:39:15] elbie, brendan, blizgerg, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/19 06:20:57] darkmage [1225/1299] has come upon Forud [125/361] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:25:51 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/28/19 07:48:57] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:24:00 towards level 87.
[08/29/19 21:53:02] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:26:33 towards level 87.
[09/01/19 04:35:51] darkmage [320/1299] has come upon efertone [33/506] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:23:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/01/19 09:44:16] darkmage [262/1299] has come upon Reilly [314/469] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:33:00 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/02/19 00:40:52] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:44:53 towards level 87.
[09/02/19 10:30:24] darkmage [75/1299] has challenged bootdisk [350/961] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:43:47 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/02/19 13:31:03] darkmage [507/1299] has challenged PiotrekD [33/794] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:25:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/02/19 20:49:24] darkmage broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:23:20 from level 87.
[09/02/19 23:08:02] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:58 towards level 87.
[09/03/19 13:41:37] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:20 towards level 87.
[09/03/19 23:06:31] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:26:45 from level 87.
[09/03/19 23:37:14] MiddlewareMonkey, Chuck, and Tor [613/2869] have team battled ToHellWithGA, darkmage, and buksi [46/3105] and won! 4 days, 20:19:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 03:05:56] Balthazar, dartainus, and blabber [326/1818] have team battled PiotrekD, Chuck, and darkmage [1329/2839] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/19 05:07:08] Psilocybe [380/730] has challenged darkmage [1195/1299] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:19:26 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[09/05/19 17:52:45] darkmage [292/1299] has come upon pollo [613/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:29:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/06/19 00:17:58] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:56 towards level 87.
[09/06/19 01:01:23] PlasmaStar [263/488] has challenged darkmage [266/1299] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[09/06/19 11:51:41] darkmage [88/1299] has challenged BagelBites [404/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:46:33 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/07/19 01:50:18] darkmage [575/1299] has come upon sbp [256/611] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:40:29 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/10/19 17:33:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 9 days, 00:03:08 toward level 87.
[09/11/19 15:19:11] darkmage [1144/1299] has challenged inittab [471/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:05:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/13/19 02:52:07] darkmage [862/1299] has come upon simple [698/1047] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:17:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/14/19 05:23:30] JensRex, micah, meskio, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/19 22:59:40] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:05 from level 87.
[09/16/19 00:51:35] darkmage [839/1299] has challenged Mars [1006/1188] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/16/19 07:17:45] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:01:47 towards level 88.
[09/16/19 19:47:16] dindinx [836/1071] has challenged darkmage [188/1299] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:56:53 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/17/19 07:59:21] darkmage [457/1299] has come upon theZoMBiE [243/452] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:26:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/17/19 16:11:27] darkmage [1189/1299] has come upon dwfreed [78/570] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:53:21 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/18/19 01:05:06] darkmage [1000/1299] has come upon Zyphyr [508/576] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:19:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/18/19 08:14:12] damyan, AngryParsley, and darkmage [1472/3683] have team battled elbie, ncarl747, and soltys [1378/2714] and won! 8 days, 21:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 22:50:47] Birdbones, max, and Brady [2045/3290] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, BagelBites, and darkmage [1401/2599] and won! 1 day, 07:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 08:35:05] Jay_of_Delucia [416/601] has come upon darkmage [1199/1299] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:18:22 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[09/20/19 03:22:28] darkmage [1205/1299] has come upon waifu [731/1116] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:32:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/02/19 21:17:56] darkmage [407/1299] has challenged Ttech [188/1935] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:25:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/02/19 23:12:45] darkmage [233/1299] has come upon Atan [713/778] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:43:54 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/03/19 14:27:32] darkmage [499/1299] has come upon blabber [592/833] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:20:56 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/03/19 23:45:53] Gatewayy, Sharky4, and Ironhoof [1356/3123] have team battled Brainiac, darkmage, and holloway [2895/3175] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/19 17:28:25] suterismus [1225/1363] has challenged darkmage [227/1299] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:00:07 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/05/19 20:04:18] Blukunfando, sheu, and woonack [21/1624] have team battled meskio, AncalagonThBlack, and darkmage [99/2873] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 10:41:12] darkmage [647/1299] has come upon soltys [378/884] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:53:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/06/19 15:03:40] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:17 towards level 88.
[10/07/19 09:25:49] PiotrekD, TheresusPheronor, and brendan [2414/2843] have team battled phraktyl, darkmage, and LukeLR [192/2741] and won! 0 days, 06:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 22:52:32] darkmage [158/1299] has challenged M144 [710/813] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:35 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/17/19 19:00:14] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:04 towards level 88.
[11/18/19 00:11:09] Brutus, waifu, and MiddlewareMonkey [2253/2493] have team battled efertone, canton7, and darkmage [2179/2878] and won! 0 days, 02:55:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 14:46:22] sunri5e, meskio, and darkmage [745/3446] have team battled aismallard, Notir, and pants [721/2585] and won! 4 days, 14:44:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/19 02:20:22] darkmage stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:16 towards level 88.
[11/21/19 05:43:34] darkmage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:41:55 from level 88.
[11/22/19 05:58:57] darkmage [622/1299] has come upon bookworm [137/409] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:58:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/22/19 14:48:30] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:59:01 from level 88.
[11/23/19 23:54:50] xayto [642/811] has come upon darkmage [494/1299] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:38:43 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/24/19 15:47:29] L, darkmage, and idlerpgww [3038/3130] have team battled bookworm, Birdbones, and AncalagonThBlack [2430/2533] and won! 0 days, 02:01:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 03:18:04] darkmage [329/1299] has come upon blabber [503/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/26/19 13:43:58] darkmage [57/1299] has come upon FSM [560/789] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:51:54 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/26/19 17:33:30] yano [247/612] has come upon darkmage [221/1299] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:51:09 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/26/19 21:36:31] Elgo [321/621] has come upon darkmage [843/1299] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 23:44:21 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/27/19 07:13:23] MadMan, The_Joker, and Nofew [1621/2572] have team battled Nistur, GipsyPureGold, and darkmage [489/2739] and won! 0 days, 07:54:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 20:03:23] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:12 towards level 88.
[11/30/19 04:02:58] darkmage sharpened the edge of their weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/19 07:55:17] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:17 towards level 88.
[11/30/19 11:38:38] darkmage [613/1348] has come upon dartainus [687/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:29:30 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/02/19 01:58:26] darkmage [905/1348] has come upon max [587/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:23:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/03/19 05:08:09] darkmage, phraktyl, and Ttech [844/4004] have team battled PlasmaStar, Notir, and sjums_the_great [796/1674] and won! 0 days, 08:03:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/19 14:45:12] GilbertErik [519/738] has challenged darkmage [505/1348] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:05:45 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[12/04/19 10:08:08] RBecker, Beavis, and zid [1756/2963] have team battled darkmage, Sharky4, and ohnx [516/3453] and won! 2 days, 15:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 22:47:29] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:53 towards level 88.
[12/06/19 15:03:31] Ratigan [535/809] has challenged darkmage [252/1348] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:28:40 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[12/07/19 04:06:43] skarlso [470/617] has challenged darkmage [1245/1348] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:12:14 is added to skarlso's clock.
[12/10/19 05:51:28] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:05 towards level 88.
[12/10/19 19:30:59] TauPan [227/387] has challenged darkmage [992/1348] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:52:50 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/10/19 23:01:30] darkmage [1223/1348] has challenged Majak [5/789] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:05:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/11/19 08:40:51] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 22:47:11 is added to their clock.
[12/13/19 02:27:21] darkmage, Susumurata, and dindinx [444/2603] have team battled tspange, Pauwelz, and xonic [1493/1977] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/19 23:16:18] LapTop006, SirMonkeybox, and Jay_of_Delucia [1632/1736] have team battled osannatas, WallIdl, and darkmage [2357/2691] and lost! 0 days, 18:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 12:12:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 13 days, 05:17:29 toward level 89.
[12/15/19 09:35:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 2 days, 07:10:40 toward level 89.
[12/15/19 22:59:19] Ether [187/232] has challenged darkmage [236/1351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to Ether's clock.
[12/16/19 09:38:15] darkmage [72/1351] has come upon tmberg [1254/1615] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:55:13 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/16/19 14:59:52] darkmage [1232/1351] has come upon double [462/1166] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:32:29 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/17/19 15:11:52] DrJosh9000, Zyphyr, and Dyntra [977/1816] have team battled womblecat, i3d, and darkmage [2090/2318] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 19:01:12] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:25:03 towards level 89.
[12/18/19 01:42:05] lavamind, darkmage, and zid [2120/2987] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Everyman, and aismallard [662/2397] and won! 1 day, 03:06:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/19 07:16:08] darkmage [930/1351] has come upon KH405 [149/545] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:03:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/19/19 01:07:53] darkmage was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:52:40 from level 89.
[12/22/19 02:53:14] darkmage [1011/1351] has come upon rxcomm [634/1286] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:11:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/23/19 20:32:50] darkmage, rxcomm, and KH405 [754/3182] have team battled LukeLR, Desspugne, and blabber [1352/2418] and lost! 1 day, 09:10:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/19 21:52:56] darkmage [936/1351] has come upon petrichor [528/1225] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:08:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/24/19 09:57:43] Birdbones [1075/1359] has challenged darkmage [1171/1351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:35 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/24/19 11:48:43] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:02 towards level 89.
[12/24/19 16:57:40] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:10 towards level 89.
[12/24/19 21:00:09] darkmage [1292/1351] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [84/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:53:19 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/25/19 05:11:03] darkmage fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! darkmage's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/19 09:06:40] CornFly, sartan, and Scornn [1494/3090] have team battled PiotrekD, darkmage, and Xenofex [355/3209] and won! 1 day, 14:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 18:10:59] bookworm, brycec, and AncalagonThBlack [342/2430] have team battled sc_, bigjay, and darkmage [1411/3464] and lost! 4 days, 08:37:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 22:27:28] darkmage was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:51 from level 89.
[12/27/19 05:12:43] darkmage [358/1339] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [566/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:58:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/27/19 14:14:38] bisco, dartainus, borsin, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/19 02:06:44] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:56 towards level 89.
[12/28/19 07:32:16] SCSi [403/775] has come upon darkmage [529/1339] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:56:15 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/28/19 19:50:20] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:28 towards level 89.
[12/29/19 03:26:29] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:19:47 is added to their clock.
[12/30/19 10:30:24] darkmage [1070/1339] has challenged MetaNova [574/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:46:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/30/19 15:42:58] darkmage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:43 towards level 89.
[01/02/20 12:34:33] darkmage [1254/1339] has challenged Roxana [207/1223] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:52:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/03/20 08:13:07] MiddlewareMonkey [489/956] has come upon darkmage [273/1339] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:08:47 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/03/20 13:08:09] darkmage [167/1339] has come upon TauPan [48/387] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:17:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/05/20 01:05:30] darkmage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:34:09 towards level 90.
[01/05/20 10:45:25] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:07 towards level 90.
[01/05/20 11:17:17] darkmage was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:28:16 from level 90.
[01/05/20 18:05:13] darkmage [577/1339] has challenged MetaNova [105/975] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:37:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/05/20 22:35:52] darkmage broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:21:26 from level 90.
[01/06/20 08:06:12] AngryParsley [843/1159] has challenged darkmage [213/1339] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:52:50 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/06/20 14:09:52] darkmage [1336/1339] has challenged idlerpgww [385/828] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:57:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/07/20 08:59:39] TimWolla, darkmage, and elbie [65/3252] have team battled lipek, KeboDK, and suterismus [2709/3615] and lost! 0 days, 17:45:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/20 02:18:22] darkmage [692/1339] has challenged Zythan [239/577] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:19:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/08/20 03:32:15] darkmage was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:30:57 from level 90.
[01/08/20 09:13:19] darkmage met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:28:55 from level 90.
[01/10/20 05:11:43] Mirc0p, darkmage, and double [952/3239] have team battled xonic, jbroome, and bookworm [46/2149] and won! 1 day, 09:30:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 19:08:25] darkmage, bisco, and max [1020/3380] have team battled elbie, mordac, and DrJosh9000 [2405/3025] and lost! 4 days, 07:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 06:35:57] darkmage [94/1339] has come upon sc_ [269/596] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:47:19 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/12/20 01:40:04] darkmage [1155/1339] has challenged jess [49/165] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:46:14 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/12/20 02:32:19] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:59 towards level 90.
[01/12/20 13:45:08] anarcat [287/690] has challenged darkmage [477/1339] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:13:08 is added to anarcat's clock.
[01/12/20 22:23:53] darkmage [1096/1339] has come upon zankore [88/1036] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:51:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/13/20 17:13:02] Lnk, Dyntra, and Elgo [945/2120] have team battled darkmage, csssuf, and Scornn [889/2896] and won! 0 days, 17:56:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 07:57:22] darkmage [616/1339] has challenged pants [418/1268] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:47:10 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/17/20 07:48:20] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:14 from level 90.
[01/18/20 13:22:45] neurospex [116/1359] has challenged darkmage [47/1339] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:25:25 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/18/20 13:22:45] neurospex has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:04:58 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/19/20 16:36:03] darkmage [461/1339] has come upon sjums_the_great [141/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:46:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/20/20 18:53:33] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:13:49 is added to their clock.
[01/22/20 00:43:06] lakwatsero [100/388] has challenged darkmage [739/1339] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:32 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/22/20 12:36:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 1 day, 10:40:36 toward level 90.
[01/22/20 13:32:38] StalkR, canton7, and Psilocybe [984/2404] have team battled darkmage, Scornn, and Ironhoof [2275/3414] and lost! 3 days, 00:42:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 03:37:33] darkmage [170/1339] has come upon TimWolla [284/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:10 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/23/20 11:48:34] darkmage, jayvee, and xonic [2334/2403] have team battled mordac, PiotrekD, and SlimeDiamond [1370/2712] and won! 0 days, 05:35:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/20 10:10:53] darkmage [339/1350] has challenged bobvador [452/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:52:09 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/24/20 23:06:12] darkmage was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:28:43 from level 91.
[01/25/20 02:49:37] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 20:15:41 is added to their clock.
[01/25/20 05:51:19] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:42:54 towards level 91.
[01/25/20 12:42:55] dclaw123, snek, simple, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/20 17:57:12] darkmage [56/1350] has come upon Asara [298/848] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:27:18 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/28/20 12:32:11] darkmage [820/1350] has come upon dclaw123 [1074/1093] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:24:05 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/29/20 00:52:48] darkmage EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:57:51 from level 91.
[01/29/20 01:22:39] bobvador, simple, and darkmage [1822/3073] have team battled KH405, Crazycatlady, and dindinx [845/1976] and won! 0 days, 12:15:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 04:20:35] darkmage met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:05:55 from level 91.
[01/31/20 23:40:46] darkmage [1157/1350] has challenged Andries [170/580] in combat and won! 21 days, 17:11:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/31/20 23:40:46] darkmage has dealt Andries a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:41:10 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/01/20 00:55:18] darkmage [874/1350] has come upon Syloq [358/789] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:19:57 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/01/20 21:34:29] darkmage [481/1350] has come upon dwfreed [619/905] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:31:34 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/03/20 23:58:47] sjums_the_great [64/528] has challenged darkmage [537/1350] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:39:48 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/04/20 00:21:10] darkmage grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:14 towards level 91.
[02/05/20 04:46:01] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 12:07:00 is added to their clock.
[02/05/20 12:34:42] darkmage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:36:36 from level 91.
[02/06/20 04:40:33] darkmage [1095/1350] has come upon tspange [398/827] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:05:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/07/20 17:36:30] Atan, darkmage, and Asara [577/2962] have team battled zbe, borsin, and Bradicus [1207/2058] and lost! 1 day, 01:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/20 13:22:46] ishanyx, JensRex, and Xenofex [370/2931] have team battled ToHellWithGA, IdleMaster, and darkmage [3083/3195] and lost! 2 days, 07:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/20 19:45:38] rxcomm, womblecat, autist, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/20 17:07:23] darkmage [903/1350] has come upon dax [474/600] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:56:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/12/20 18:26:19] darkmage fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:25:10 from level 91.
[02/13/20 20:59:51] meskio [114/923] has challenged darkmage [429/1350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:06 is added to meskio's clock.
[02/15/20 00:40:08] darkmage, dartainus, and pixelate [520/2630] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, dclaw123, and canton7 [2678/2875] and lost! 1 day, 21:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 18:50:53] darkmage, GipsyPureGold, and waifu [50/2837] have team battled Nistur, JensRex, and bookworm [1875/2582] and lost! 4 days, 13:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/20 22:40:17] darkmage got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:39:19 from level 91.
[02/18/20 23:20:17] Elgo [77/650] has come upon darkmage [750/1350] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:00:37 is added to Elgo's clock.
[02/19/20 08:41:13] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:59 towards level 91.
[02/20/20 04:13:52] PlasmaStar, darkmage, and phraktyl [961/2666] have team battled DrJosh9000, Psilocybe, and Beavis [1078/2638] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 01:20:18] Birdbones [898/1362] has challenged darkmage [522/1350] in combat and won! 20 days, 22:33:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/21/20 06:43:06] darkmage [1067/1350] has challenged Xenthys [502/748] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:50:41 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/21/20 07:10:23] allo, L, and blabber [1133/2357] have team battled darkmage, PlasmaStar, and JuanMaestro [2847/2912] and lost! 1 day, 14:00:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 15:16:50] darkmage [704/1350] has come upon HeavyPodda [865/946] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:05:43 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/21/20 19:02:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 09:25:03 from level 91.
[02/23/20 12:04:37] sairis [262/345] has challenged darkmage [753/1350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to sairis's clock.
[02/23/20 19:27:20] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:04 towards level 91.
[02/24/20 09:18:09] inittab, Globalirc, and darkmage [1588/2793] have team battled Dyntra, Mars, and phraktyl [1691/2415] and lost! 2 days, 22:17:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 14:39:03] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:03 from level 91.
[02/26/20 15:42:08] darkmage [287/1350] has come upon Ttech [1019/1955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:56:42 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/26/20 19:53:19] Khorne, darkmage, and KH405 [2269/2917] have team battled ToHellWithGA, FSM, and PlasmaStar [857/2533] and won! 5 days, 09:52:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 00:56:10] ishanyx, darkmage, and GilbertErik [2825/2865] have team battled sjefen6, Khorne, and scumola [1280/2293] and won! 4 days, 07:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 23:17:30] darkmage, elf, and Bradicus [1898/3756] have team battled Forud, allo, and Brady [712/2616] and won! 3 days, 06:41:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/20 20:45:22] darkmage [1079/1350] has challenged kenyon [110/1084] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:48:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/03/20 09:36:07] darkmage [268/1350] has come upon MetaNova [658/995] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:50:26 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/04/20 13:35:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 3 days, 04:31:22 toward level 91.
[03/04/20 19:35:55] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:36 towards level 91.
[03/05/20 21:24:38] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:23 towards level 91.
[03/05/20 21:45:42] Leedsichthys [107/162] has come upon darkmage [265/1350] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:23 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[05/19/20 18:17:40] darkmage [152/1350] has come upon rustybicycle [499/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:57:45 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/21/20 12:27:38] darkmage [767/1350] has come upon djm [804/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:02:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/22/20 02:43:03] VoidFox, Asara, and unicron [194/1931] have team battled RBecker, yano, and darkmage [2681/2846] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/20 03:22:48] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:14 from level 91.
[05/22/20 21:03:18] Bradicus [334/1115] has challenged darkmage [1294/1350] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:53:37 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[05/23/20 12:47:41] tris [243/355] has challenged darkmage [318/1350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to tris's clock.
[05/23/20 18:59:06] darkmage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:09 from level 91.
[05/24/20 06:20:29] darkmage died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:17 from level 91.
[05/24/20 06:28:16] FSM, lipek, and Khorne [472/3106] have team battled fattrat, Bkid, and darkmage [1235/3387] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/20 09:11:28] darkmage [945/1350] has challenged shymega [275/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:51 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/24/20 10:49:36] darkmage [1150/1350] has come upon IdleMaster [635/802] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/24/20 12:58:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 1 day, 07:04:27 toward level 91.
[05/25/20 00:19:27] darkmage [979/1350] has come upon Athos [642/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/25/20 03:15:27] djm [557/862] has challenged darkmage [1301/1350] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:15:40 is added to djm's clock.
[05/25/20 10:36:31] darkmage [625/1350] has challenged misha [704/744] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:57:37 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/25/20 18:39:15] darkmage [1166/1350] has come upon MadMan [1093/1306] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 21:41:41 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/26/20 16:43:01] sheu [503/541] has come upon darkmage [183/1350] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:14:41 is removed from sheu's clock.
[05/30/20 16:00:35] canton7, petrichor, and Odin [1920/2857] have team battled Antium, darkmage, and MetaNova [1613/3255] and won! 0 days, 00:30:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 01:08:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 24 days, 05:05:42 toward level 92.
[06/01/20 11:54:56] darkmage [793/1350] has challenged rustybicycle [716/808] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:00:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/01/20 17:00:16] darkmage [3/1350] has come upon Mirc0p [628/769] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:30:23 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/02/20 04:15:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 6 days, 01:45:31 toward level 92.
[06/02/20 21:59:00] darkmage saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:55:39 from level 92.
[06/02/20 22:37:51] Bahhumbug [744/984] has come upon darkmage [1008/1350] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:04:40 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[06/03/20 07:38:52] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:46 towards level 92.
[06/03/20 11:13:51] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:54:45 is added to their clock.
[06/03/20 22:02:10] darkmage bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:14:12 from level 92.
[06/03/20 23:22:44] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:13:04 towards level 92.
[06/04/20 04:58:08] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:19:50 towards level 92.
[06/05/20 11:29:49] Atan [570/797] has come upon darkmage [182/1350] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:00:26 is removed from Atan's clock.
[06/07/20 19:45:16] dwfreed, meskio, and vegadark [2353/2518] have team battled Psilocybe, darkmage, and misha [914/2871] and won! 5 days, 06:45:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 19:53:09] canton7 [1113/1252] has challenged darkmage [835/1350] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:51:51 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/08/20 05:55:43] bookworm [226/438] has challenged darkmage [204/1350] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:59:18 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[06/08/20 15:29:14] L [669/841] has challenged darkmage [1336/1350] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:27 is added to L's clock.
[06/08/20 20:59:24] grooverider [1325/1577] has challenged darkmage [418/1350] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:49:39 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/09/20 05:50:19] GunMan, Pici, and darkmage [1162/2978] have team battled phraktyl, el, and pfoley [1943/2738] and lost! 1 day, 07:22:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/20 09:11:44] darkmage [943/1350] has come upon anarcat [205/683] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:15:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/10/20 19:07:15] darkmage [739/1350] has come upon Majak [401/909] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:21:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/10/20 19:07:15] darkmage has dealt Majak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:14:25 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/10/20 23:56:57] darkmage [979/1350] has come upon MrGlass [431/971] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:00:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/11/20 06:13:43] Euph0ria [244/477] has challenged darkmage [477/1350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:08:33 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[06/11/20 10:14:43] darkmage [941/1350] has challenged Desspugne [142/831] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:32:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/12/20 00:47:20] darkmage [1142/1350] has come upon RBecker [864/904] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:19:57 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/13/20 20:29:06] darkmage [1055/1350] has challenged Odin [108/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:52:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/14/20 03:59:33] darkmage stole skarlso's level 68 helm while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves their old level 64 helm behind, which skarlso then takes.
[06/14/20 11:11:24] darkmage was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:54 from level 92.
[06/14/20 14:08:17] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:58 towards level 92.
[06/15/20 08:03:40] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:16 towards level 92.
[06/16/20 03:12:55] darkmage [1154/1353] has come upon Pontuzz [195/371] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:53:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/21/20 13:14:46] darkmage [1249/1353] has challenged inittab [640/700] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:22:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/22/20 03:00:41] darkmage [1332/1353] has come upon Neo [469/613] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:10:24 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/23/20 02:00:42] djm, Tiny_Nuggins, and brendan [1587/3162] have team battled xayto, MiddlewareMonkey, and darkmage [2992/3173] and lost! 4 days, 05:48:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/20 05:55:00] darkmage [37/1353] has come upon soltys [98/960] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:34:35 is added to darkmage's clock.
[06/23/20 17:07:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 1 day, 05:54:56 toward level 92.
[06/27/20 13:57:27] himuraken, Everyman, and darkmage [453/3130] have team battled rxcomm, sunri5e, and mordac [2933/3723] and lost! 1 day, 05:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 03:01:51] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:01 towards level 92.
[06/28/20 13:45:23] HellSpawn, bigtrees, and m0shbear [658/1958] have team battled darkmage, aismallard, and bigjay [1986/3931] and lost! 2 days, 02:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 19:18:05] darkmage [457/1353] has come upon KeboDK [291/782] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:33:13 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[06/28/20 22:16:12] Globalirc [563/834] has challenged darkmage [1270/1353] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:53:15 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[06/30/20 17:58:37] KH405, Andries, and Beefcan [817/1902] have team battled Lemelisk, inittab, and darkmage [2560/3437] and lost! 1 day, 07:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/20 06:21:55] adamus1red [328/624] has challenged darkmage [616/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:25 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[07/01/20 19:04:19] darkmage [551/1353] has challenged damyan [751/1241] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:51:37 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/02/20 09:56:49] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:05:56 is added to their clock.
[07/02/20 17:46:22] JeDa [380/457] has challenged darkmage [1195/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to JeDa's clock.
[07/03/20 00:11:01] Tiny_Nuggins [27/947] has challenged darkmage [717/1353] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:35:26 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/04/20 16:00:23] darkmage set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:23 from level 92.
[07/05/20 06:22:58] darkmage [1020/1353] has challenged irix [513/956] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:01:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/06/20 09:28:57] darkmage [338/1353] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [662/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/07/20 06:33:39] sairis [678/776] has challenged darkmage [827/1353] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:06:53 is added to sairis's clock.
[07/07/20 08:27:34] Elgo [702/921] has come upon darkmage [137/1353] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:54:07 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[07/07/20 15:20:01] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:13 towards level 92.
[08/12/20 01:01:43] darkmage [971/1353] has challenged dindinx [629/765] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:13:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/12/20 12:32:27] MadHatter, Eldoreth, and astropoint [1964/3125] have team battled darkmage, jjasghar, and blackroot [1682/2137] and won! 0 days, 15:57:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/20 16:06:59] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:42 towards level 92.
[10/13/20 09:40:33] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:51 towards level 92.
[10/14/20 16:59:36] Psilocybe, SCSi, darkmage, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/20 22:20:17] darkmage [859/1353] has challenged kate [179/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:43:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/17/20 14:38:49] darkmage [237/1353] has come upon Jaxxsinn [71/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:45:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/17/20 22:00:24] XBouBou [162/322] has challenged darkmage [715/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[10/18/20 03:48:39] darkmage [392/1353] has challenged anderson [363/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:12:23 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/19/20 06:42:06] mordac, brycec, and darkmage [289/3635] have team battled TauPan, HeavyPodda, and max [2116/2182] and lost! 0 days, 22:27:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/20 13:48:27] darkmage [278/1353] has come upon CornFly [656/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:09:10 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/20/20 15:27:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 1 day, 17:12:17 toward level 92.
[10/21/20 00:35:04] darkmage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:36 towards level 92.
[10/21/20 11:52:12] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:05:32 is added to their clock.
[10/23/20 12:51:53] soltys [11/967] has come upon darkmage [580/1353] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:43:46 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/23/20 19:34:25] darkmage [155/1353] has challenged Elgo [649/962] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:36:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/25/20 18:17:42] darkmage [846/1353] has come upon pollo [583/1042] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 08:46:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/27/20 02:45:28] darkmage [815/1353] has challenged algernon [671/910] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:33:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/27/20 14:48:08] darkmage [66/1353] has challenged IdleMaster [422/828] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:31 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/27/20 17:03:54] darkmage [121/1353] has come upon cocco [224/562] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:59:02 is added to darkmage's clock.
[10/29/20 01:08:18] GilbertErik [373/781] has come upon darkmage [391/1358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:34:03 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/30/20 01:18:56] darkmage broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:29:54 from level 93.
[10/30/20 04:08:58] darkmage [818/1358] has come upon SlowRiot [672/961] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 11:04:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/30/20 09:04:56] maligned, meskio, and darkmage [1138/3407] have team battled misha, bobvador, and C++ [1244/1668] and lost! 2 days, 15:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/20 09:22:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 14:11:44 from level 93.
[10/30/20 10:18:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 21:03:07 from level 93.
[11/01/20 12:04:38] MiddlewareMonkey [492/1082] has come upon darkmage [85/1358] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:22:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/02/20 14:47:48] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 02:56:04 is added to their clock.
[11/02/20 23:22:45] anarcat [451/931] has challenged darkmage [1210/1358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:00 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/03/20 22:56:38] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:01:48 from level 93.
[11/04/20 04:29:27] PiotrekD [127/1004] has challenged darkmage [101/1358] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:24:15 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/05/20 19:52:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 48 days, 01:59:15 toward level 93.
[11/06/20 07:12:56] darkmage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:35:23 towards level 93.
[11/06/20 09:41:17] bisco [1005/1367] has challenged darkmage [182/1358] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:49:39 is removed from bisco's clock.
[11/07/20 08:46:30] nawcom [490/645] has challenged darkmage [1273/1358] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:09:34 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/07/20 14:31:43] darkmage [192/1358] has come upon AbacusAvenger [781/909] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:02:30 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/07/20 19:25:34] skarlso, cocco, and darkmage [2676/2697] have team battled ToHellWithGA, acolarh, and lipek [2255/3235] and won! 0 days, 03:06:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 00:33:41] darkmage [260/1358] has come upon damyan [279/1237] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:39:11 is added to darkmage's clock.
[11/08/20 05:12:42] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:59:26 towards level 93.
[11/09/20 11:09:11] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 11:03:28 is added to their clock.
[11/10/20 07:46:41] kBizzle [103/130] has challenged darkmage [797/1358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:17 is added to kBizzle's clock.
[11/10/20 10:11:00] xayto [319/801] has come upon darkmage [988/1358] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:43:11 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/10/20 13:28:42] darkmage [350/1358] has come upon cocco [242/552] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:06:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/10/20 17:30:07] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:24:20 towards level 93.
[11/10/20 17:58:04] algernon [900/910] has come upon darkmage [1189/1358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:10 is added to algernon's clock.
[11/11/20 04:14:19] darkmage discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:54:02 towards level 93.
[11/11/20 18:56:30] darkmage was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:16:04 from level 93.
[11/12/20 13:14:54] HeavyPodda [951/998] has challenged darkmage [193/1358] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:32:20 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/12/20 13:14:54] In the fierce battle, darkmage dropped their level 106 tunic! HeavyPodda picks it up, tossing their old level 33 tunic to darkmage.
[11/29/20 10:23:13] Eldoreth, Pontuzz, and KyloRen [1897/2666] have team battled darkmage, Iri, and JuanMaestro [2179/2880] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/20 10:02:09] darkmage [660/1292] has challenged Vic [218/586] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:51:16 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[11/30/20 11:02:23] Scar3cr0w [473/814] has challenged darkmage [205/1292] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:39:27 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[12/02/20 08:15:34] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:24 towards level 93.
[12/02/20 09:28:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 24 days, 19:30:43 toward level 93.
[12/03/20 02:08:08] darkmage [288/1292] has come upon PlasmaStar [506/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:21:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/03/20 07:12:39] darkmage [206/1292] has come upon Crazycatlady [343/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:40:51 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/03/20 18:20:27] m0shbear [1112/1267] has challenged darkmage [270/1292] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[12/04/20 19:26:01] darkmage [659/1292] has challenged AbacusAvenger [211/913] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:47:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/04/20 23:08:28] darkmage [462/1292] has come upon bookworm [159/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:36:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/05/20 01:03:22] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:16 towards level 93.
[12/06/20 08:34:15] darkmage [41/1292] has challenged waifu [1081/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:54:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/06/20 09:11:24] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:02 towards level 93.
[12/07/20 04:52:17] darkmage [1243/1292] has come upon petrichor [383/1236] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:30:01 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/07/20 06:16:17] adamus1red, Scornn, and bobvador [2141/2372] have team battled darkmage, JeDa, and sjums_the_great [736/2797] and won! 2 days, 14:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 12:04:48] inittab, holloway, bookworm, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/20 16:16:16] darkmage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:28 from level 93.
[12/07/20 17:40:41] Syloq, Zyphyr, and Globalirc [2407/2594] have team battled dindinx, MetaNova, and darkmage [1442/3084] and won! 0 days, 21:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 00:14:54] Majak, blizgerg, and MrGlass [2290/3201] have team battled SlowRiot, jnerulax, and darkmage [502/3135] and won! 3 days, 09:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 02:11:36] buzzz [438/499] has challenged darkmage [1149/1292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to buzzz's clock.
[12/08/20 22:48:05] darkmage [845/1292] has challenged Elgo [644/972] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:32 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/09/20 15:37:54] jose [195/375] has challenged darkmage [155/1292] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:22:14 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/09/20 15:59:43] MrGlass, idlerpgww, and darkmage [946/2978] have team battled buksi, AbacusAvenger, and rxcomm [1549/3147] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/20 16:18:50] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:23:20 is added to their clock.
[12/10/20 13:56:47] darkmage [603/1292] has challenged Reilly [62/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:23 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/10/20 20:07:32] darkmage [589/1292] has challenged Agent86 [587/1018] in combat and won! 22 days, 17:29:56 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/14/20 16:53:47] darkmage [698/1292] has come upon sc_ [613/841] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:58:20 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/14/20 23:10:14] darkmage [363/1292] has come upon sc_ [397/841] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:05:39 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/15/20 10:08:16] darkmage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:24:25 towards level 94.
[12/15/20 13:05:32] Ttech, brendan, and CornFly [280/4677] have team battled xnaas, darkmage, and Majak [390/2929] and lost! 5 days, 06:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 04:13:07] darkmage died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:08:32 from level 94.
[12/17/20 06:26:59] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 11:14:05 is added to their clock.
[12/17/20 07:33:28] darkmage [386/1292] has challenged canton7 [528/1244] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:12:24 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/19/20 02:04:50] darkmage [329/1292] has come upon Ironhoof [1327/1384] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:14:11 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/19/20 09:10:59] darkmage [1125/1292] has come upon shymega [934/942] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:02:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/19/20 09:27:51] darkmage [901/1292] has come upon bigjay [230/1419] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:50:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/20/20 13:11:36] Yuhno, Bluedog, dartainus, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/20 17:19:49] darkmage [46/1292] has come upon Kurenai [79/333] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:17:08 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/22/20 09:26:20] darkmage [1265/1292] has come upon CornFly [137/1214] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:17:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/22/20 15:37:23] darkmage [304/1292] has come upon elbie [220/875] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:36:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/24/20 05:43:11] darkmage [787/1292] has come upon Zyphyr [506/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:37:45 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/24/20 15:47:38] TheSilentLink [58/386] has challenged darkmage [422/1292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/24/20 19:17:47] darkmage was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:34 towards level 94.
[12/25/20 00:06:01] dxtr [252/944] has challenged darkmage [89/1292] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:59:40 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[12/25/20 17:09:35] Balthazar [9/1115] has come upon darkmage [513/1292] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:07:23 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[12/26/20 09:10:33] xayto [472/810] has come upon darkmage [1074/1292] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:33:58 is added to xayto's clock.
[01/06/21 19:19:30] nickware [240/1293] has come upon darkmage [306/1292] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:29:41 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/07/21 17:17:11] Heretic [123/377] has challenged darkmage [18/1292] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:47:20 is removed from Heretic's clock.
[01/08/21 02:24:42] darkmage [1043/1292] has challenged AbacusAvenger [509/913] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:50:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/08/21 10:26:39] misha [659/774] has challenged darkmage [321/1292] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:23:18 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/09/21 07:59:10] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:44 towards level 94.
[01/10/21 09:58:31] darkmage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:47 towards level 94.
[01/10/21 11:50:00] darkmage sharpened the edge of their weapon! darkmage's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/21 03:36:53] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:42:12 is added to their clock.
[01/11/21 16:05:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:50:24 from level 94.
[01/11/21 20:02:58] darkmage [1337/1345] has come upon Notir [375/527] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:32:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/12/21 12:47:52] anderson, borsin, and darkmage [1584/2786] have team battled holloway, Kurenai, and MrGlass [511/2296] and won! 0 days, 06:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/21 18:12:54] Globalirc [974/1015] has come upon darkmage [414/1345] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:32:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/12/21 21:42:56] szczur [200/205] has challenged darkmage [832/1345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to szczur's clock.
[01/14/21 11:10:28] darkmage walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:33 from level 94.
[01/16/21 19:26:13] darkmage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:02 towards level 94.
[01/17/21 03:37:53] darkmage [142/1345] has challenged Lemelisk [811/1333] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:39:18 is added to darkmage's clock.
[01/17/21 18:20:37] darkmage learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:32:30 towards level 95.
[01/17/21 20:43:51] darkmage [367/1345] has come upon CheeseSodaPunch [321/425] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:44:31 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/18/21 00:33:32] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:03:33 towards level 95.
[01/18/21 15:19:47] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:05:17 towards level 95.
[01/18/21 17:04:42] darkmage stole idlerpgww's level 91 tunic while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves their old level 33 tunic behind, which idlerpgww then takes.
[01/18/21 17:20:28] anarcat, delet, and Clearcasting [1856/2223] have team battled elbie, Gatewayy, and darkmage [2364/3157] and lost! 1 day, 02:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 20:06:03] darkmage [1122/1397] has come upon GilbertErik [243/1146] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:49:36 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/19/21 22:38:31] elf, darkmage, and Clearcasting [1361/3418] have team battled JeDa, sc_, and m0shbear [1392/2849] and lost! 1 day, 01:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/21 14:36:38] CheeseSodaPunch [186/432] has challenged darkmage [559/1397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:59:31 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[01/21/21 02:57:29] darkmage [1357/1397] has come upon phraktyl [598/655] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:36:44 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/21/21 13:41:55] MELOONi [308/740] has challenged darkmage [1214/1397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:07 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[01/22/21 02:59:00] Mars, XBouBou, and darkmage [2812/3230] have team battled Heisenberg, bobvador, and anderson [1012/2013] and won! 0 days, 10:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 13:03:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried darkmage 16 days, 14:33:03 toward level 95.
[01/22/21 21:48:13] darkmage reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! darkmage's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/21 01:36:41] bisco, feek, SSLbits, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/21 20:32:59] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:37 towards level 95.
[01/24/21 07:46:46] darkmage has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:15:28 from level 95.
[01/24/21 08:57:48] FSM [713/739] has challenged darkmage [535/1405] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:01:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[01/24/21 11:44:18] darkmage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:17 towards level 95.
[01/25/21 17:10:46] Popato [17/57] has challenged darkmage [633/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:43 is added to Popato's clock.
[01/26/21 00:04:52] AbacusAvenger, suterismus, and KindOne [2594/2917] have team battled anarcat, darkmage, and jjasghar [1844/3167] and won! 2 days, 17:46:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/21 19:12:54] darkmage [202/1405] has challenged CheeseSodaPunch [188/432] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:30 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/29/21 00:37:28] darkmage [380/1405] has come upon Notir [24/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/29/21 05:48:27] darkmage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:38 towards level 95.
[01/29/21 19:04:21] JensRex, ToHellWithGA, and bigjay [2581/3924] have team battled csssuf, soltys, and darkmage [1269/3098] and won! 2 days, 20:47:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/21 01:43:19] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:47:50 is added to their clock.
[01/30/21 14:37:33] darkmage [991/1405] has challenged dwfreed [361/909] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:44:16 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/31/21 03:55:10] XBouBou [485/508] has come upon darkmage [973/1405] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:00:13 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[02/01/21 04:03:59] darkmage [469/1405] has come upon brendan [1311/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:32 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/02/21 00:48:08] androphius, x12x63, and darkmage [290/2332] have team battled Beefcan, Eldoreth, and Psilocybe [2481/2940] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/21 04:54:23] darkmage [995/1405] has challenged MadMan [546/1138] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/03/21 21:23:09] darkmage [82/1405] has challenged MetaNova [922/1029] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:34:16 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/03/21 23:15:24] darkmage found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:55:29 towards level 96.
[02/04/21 07:40:55] sukil, darkmage, and inittab [2804/3201] have team battled nawcom, FSM, and dwfreed [1310/2421] and won! 2 days, 04:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 21:24:41] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:41:53 towards level 96.
[02/06/21 14:48:20] darkmage [659/1405] has come upon grooverider [1599/1683] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 10:13:20 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/07/21 11:26:05] darkmage [831/1405] has challenged bigtrees [205/490] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:23:33 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/07/21 15:05:29] darkmage [876/1405] has come upon pyre [622/1097] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:43:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/07/21 21:35:16] darkmage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:07:15 towards level 96.
[02/07/21 21:59:34] Heisenberg [335/818] has come upon darkmage [1200/1405] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:01:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/09/21 17:59:04] yano [647/661] has come upon darkmage [603/1405] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:26:36 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/10/21 10:34:45] darkmage invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:21:17 towards level 96.
[02/12/21 19:10:33] zbe [362/786] has come upon darkmage [630/1405] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:29:20 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/12/21 19:45:11] darkmage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:55:23 towards level 96.
[02/13/21 00:20:05] darkmage [864/1405] has challenged CornFly [894/1188] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:22:56 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/13/21 15:40:13] Chuck [195/665] has challenged darkmage [1191/1405] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:34:03 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/15/21 05:32:30] darkmage [1057/1405] has challenged Nofew [184/909] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:11:32 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/16/21 02:47:49] darkmage [104/1405] has come upon freeboson [146/734] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:51:07 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/16/21 08:36:33] Chuck [343/665] has come upon darkmage [1113/1405] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 22:51:41 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/16/21 22:02:42] darkmage was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:10:22 from level 96.
[02/17/21 17:12:18] Crazycatlady, blizgerg, and Desspugne [2490/2992] have team battled Pici, darkmage, and anderson [2515/3263] and lost! 1 day, 10:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 14:56:04] darkmage bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:47 towards level 96.
[02/19/21 14:57:31] darkmage [218/1405] has challenged holloway [200/994] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:00:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/19/21 20:59:02] darkmage [1394/1405] has challenged holloway [121/994] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:00:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/20/21 09:39:11] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:54:01 is added to their clock.
[02/21/21 17:18:03] el, CheeseSodaPunch, and darkmage [550/3053] have team battled xs, holloway, and Beefcan [846/2174] and lost! 1 day, 09:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 18:48:42] bobvador, csssuf, and Jaxxsinn [586/1713] have team battled darkmage, Zaratustra, and m0shbear [1227/3854] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/21 03:49:12] zbe [346/786] has come upon darkmage [928/1405] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:59:07 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/24/21 15:26:08] darkmage [606/1405] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [592/1013] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:26:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/25/21 00:33:25] AsmDemon, darkmage, Xenthys, and FSM have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/21 01:24:47] darkmage lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:58:10 from level 96.
[02/25/21 04:08:16] darkmage [544/1405] has come upon dartainus [277/765] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:32:48 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/25/21 13:23:57] HeavyPodda [280/1113] has come upon darkmage [642/1405] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:12:18 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/25/21 23:34:01] darkmage [677/1405] has challenged StalkR [320/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:58:14 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/26/21 10:14:28] darkmage was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:54 from level 96.
[02/26/21 11:58:47] darkmage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:56 towards level 96.
[02/26/21 21:38:57] darkmage [949/1405] has challenged x12x63 [298/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:25:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/27/21 20:46:11] darkmage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:13 from level 96.
[02/28/21 02:45:28] darkmage [129/1405] has challenged TauPan [510/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[02/28/21 02:51:06] sc_, darkmage, and Tenorman [3436/3559] have team battled Vic, JeDa, and SSLbits [1812/2438] and won! 0 days, 05:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 03:05:12] darkmage [960/1405] has come upon JuanMaestro [416/1029] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:23:00 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[02/28/21 20:25:08] darkmage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:13 from level 96.
[03/01/21 02:30:03] darkmage [694/1405] has challenged Scornn [449/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:06 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/01/21 02:30:03] darkmage has dealt Scornn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:02:47 is added to Scornn's clock.
[03/01/21 15:56:19] Syloq, elbie, and d4rkp1r4t3 [540/2340] have team battled darkmage, elf, and Heretic [609/3226] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/21 23:15:03] WallIdl [478/759] has come upon darkmage [1362/1405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:23 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[03/02/21 07:35:54] darkmage [250/1405] has come upon Bradicus [286/1142] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:30:58 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/02/21 12:37:54] HeavyPodda [903/1121] has challenged darkmage [564/1405] in combat and won! 20 days, 15:13:13 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/02/21 12:37:54] HeavyPodda has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:37:29 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/03/21 03:00:01] Majak [169/1053] has come upon darkmage [1383/1405] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 01:52:55 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/03/21 07:42:20] XBouBou [37/501] has challenged darkmage [970/1405] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:17:17 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[03/03/21 19:35:45] fattrat [402/1377] has come upon darkmage [1029/1405] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 19:39:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/04/21 02:33:32] darkmage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:50:00 from level 96.
[03/05/21 06:35:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed darkmage with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:00:54 from level 96.
[03/06/21 19:04:59] darkmage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:50 towards level 96.
[03/07/21 03:16:19] darkmage is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:32:55 is added to their clock.
[03/09/21 04:17:20] darkmage [722/1405] has come upon Bkid [796/859] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:08:03 is added to darkmage's clock.
[03/10/21 03:38:41] horsee [2/4] has challenged darkmage [400/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to horsee's clock.
[05/14/21 06:06:32] rxcomm [860/1299] has challenged darkmage [1295/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:13 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[05/14/21 15:08:53] Agent86 [1012/1023] has challenged darkmage [888/1405] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:45:33 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[05/15/21 02:11:19] darkmage [570/1405] has come upon Bkid [800/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:15:11 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/15/21 04:48:06] darkmage stole sheu's level 282 pair of boots while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves their old level 263 pair of boots behind, which sheu then takes.
[05/15/21 09:50:06] brycec [974/1054] has come upon darkmage [287/1422] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:16:57 is removed from brycec's clock.
[05/15/21 13:14:36] anderson [598/944] has challenged darkmage [257/1422] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:15:01 is removed from anderson's clock.
[05/15/21 13:14:36] In the fierce battle, darkmage dropped their level 106 shield! anderson picks it up, tossing their old level 49 shield to darkmage.
[05/16/21 07:19:19] el [318/1211] has challenged darkmage [315/1371] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:59 is removed from el's clock.
[05/16/21 16:44:52] sjefen6, elbie, and darkmage [362/3451] have team battled maligned, rotbot9k, and FSM [330/2323] and won! 0 days, 08:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/21 11:54:19] misha [434/825] has come upon darkmage [1325/1371] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:41:00 is added to misha's clock.
[05/18/21 18:21:56] micah [943/1226] has come upon darkmage [1092/1371] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:31 is added to micah's clock.
[05/19/21 03:38:02] WallIdl [536/751] has come upon darkmage [1037/1371] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:11:34 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[05/19/21 06:55:04] darkmage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:32 towards level 96.
[05/20/21 14:00:20] darkmage [281/1371] has challenged Scar3cr0w [69/766] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:42:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.