Player Info

User: djm
Class: wizard
Admin?: No
Level: 100
Next level: 114 days, 04:15:54
Status: Offline
Host: djm!UNKNOWN@paludis/slacker/djm
Account Created: Wed Jul 19 09:09:16 2017
Last login: Thu May 6 09:36:20 2021
Total time idled: 1348 days, 23:40:10
Current position: [75,214]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 55
boots: 271 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 48
gloves: 51
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 38
ring: 68 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 53
tunic: 78 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 59

sum: 794

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 23:57:58
nick: 2 days, 21:45:55
part: None
quest: 187 days, 01:25:12
quit: 127 days, 13:22:27

total: 318 days, 12:31:32

Character Modifiers

[07/19/17 11:39:08] djm [10/24] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [44/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to djm's clock.
[07/19/17 13:06:16] djm [42/46] has challenged StickyTHOR [85/168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to djm's clock.
[07/19/17 14:45:32] Agent86 [338/587] has come upon djm [12/77] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:13 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[07/20/17 02:39:48] djm [88/155] has challenged IdleBot [1474/1722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to djm's clock.
[07/20/17 04:18:12] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:28 towards level 20.
[07/20/17 12:35:15] djm [11/156] has challenged SirMonkeybox [769/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to djm's clock.
[07/20/17 17:25:56] djm [111/178] has challenged ToHellWithGA [118/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to djm's clock.
[07/20/17 22:50:57] djm [136/198] has challenged Cypher [909/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to djm's clock.
[07/21/17 05:22:03] djm [58/199] has challenged IdleMaster [168/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to djm's clock.
[07/21/17 08:02:49] TauPan, allo, and grdryn [429/1408] have team battled djm, Iri, and zid [1164/1633] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 12:51:40] djm [64/204] has challenged ToHellWithGA [347/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to djm's clock.
[07/21/17 21:19:00] djm [8/224] has challenged Khorne [192/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to djm's clock.
[07/22/17 03:21:14] djm and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 06:42:36] djm [59/224] has challenged PinkiePie [526/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to djm's clock.
[07/22/17 18:24:26] djm [229/250] has challenged brycec [480/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to djm's clock.
[07/22/17 23:10:38] Evrial [476/658] has come upon djm [98/250] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:05 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[07/23/17 01:39:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 03:24:16 toward level 30.
[07/23/17 04:26:52] djm [203/268] has challenged Doctor [579/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to djm's clock.
[07/23/17 20:19:48] djm [159/268] has challenged jstg [697/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to djm's clock.
[07/24/17 14:25:17] djm [113/279] has challenged theZoMBiE [600/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to djm's clock.
[07/25/17 11:01:11] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:23 from level 33.
[07/25/17 11:25:51] djm [57/279] has challenged KingQuackers [503/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to djm's clock.
[07/26/17 03:57:39] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:48 from level 34.
[07/26/17 12:38:34] djm [296/309] has challenged Torgeir [40/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/26/17 14:34:28] Mars, arlen, and Jareeta [1391/2085] have team battled djm, basepi, and Sixbierehomme [613/1925] and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 18:49:03] darkmage [390/972] has come upon djm [89/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:47:58 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/27/17 11:26:28] djm [113/317] has challenged KingQuackers [294/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to djm's clock.
[07/27/17 18:31:11] djm [272/317] has come upon Ttech [1271/1539] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:45:30 is added to djm's clock.
[07/28/17 22:21:19] djm [180/332] has challenged basepi [847/870] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to djm's clock.
[07/29/17 15:18:14] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:24 towards level 37.
[07/29/17 18:07:45] D.Va, djm, and dindinx [826/1354] have team battled elf, xit, and Bkid [126/1834] and won! 0 days, 03:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 18:53:33] ToHellWithGA stole djm's level 38 charm while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves his old level 33 charm behind, which djm then takes.
[07/30/17 06:16:04] djm EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:47 from level 37.
[07/30/17 07:35:34] djm [74/363] has challenged V`ger [188/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to djm's clock.
[07/30/17 14:10:42] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:07 towards level 38.
[07/30/17 18:15:59] djm and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 21:19:43] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:24 towards level 38.
[07/31/17 13:34:53] CoffeeMonster [198/479] has challenged djm [63/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from CoffeeMonster's clock.
[07/31/17 19:37:36] djm [99/412] has challenged Zoddo [662/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to djm's clock.
[08/01/17 00:17:11] djm, ncarl747, and ruan [485/1640] have team battled dclaw123, AbrahamLinksys, and basepi [85/2391] and won! 0 days, 09:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/17 10:22:41] alexj [383/531] has come upon djm [208/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:25:32 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/02/17 13:27:47] djm [184/412] has challenged Sundance [560/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to djm's clock.
[08/02/17 14:09:37] Evrial, nickware, and zankore [531/2028] have team battled djm, spillere, and LegendaryQ [482/1468] and won! 4 days, 18:19:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 12:44:02] djm and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 16:18:49] Lemelisk [246/1065] has come upon djm [389/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:48:32 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/04/17 13:44:16] arg8bluefan [139/354] has come upon djm [283/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:34 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[08/04/17 16:53:00] alexj [292/531] has come upon djm [231/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:24:43 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/04/17 23:08:44] djm [303/412] has challenged SirMonkeybox [531/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to djm's clock.
[08/05/17 08:53:44] Sixbierehomme [562/746] has come upon djm [158/412] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:31:56 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/06/17 16:32:06] djm and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 23:17:14] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:07 from level 41.
[08/07/17 01:15:45] valdur55, djm, and xit [1282/1340] have team battled LegendaryQ, rxcomm, and hhes [281/1856] and won! 0 days, 01:35:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 11:13:47] NoodleCake [641/836] has challenged djm [128/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:58 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[08/07/17 11:49:41] djm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:29 from level 41.
[08/07/17 16:43:09] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:25 towards level 41.
[08/07/17 20:41:01] djm [43/412] has challenged dan [118/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to djm's clock.
[08/08/17 07:20:26] brendan, Skyie, and djm [699/2396] have team battled J, Majak, and xit [384/1453] and won! 0 days, 11:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 07:52:06] djm and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 09:34:30] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:23 towards level 42.
[08/09/17 04:49:54] djm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:57 from level 42.
[08/10/17 11:37:23] djm [79/412] has challenged HeavyPodda [828/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to djm's clock.
[08/10/17 16:20:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 1 day, 06:09:32 toward level 43.
[08/12/17 17:37:59] Dork_Knight [138/279] has come upon djm [179/412] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:41 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/13/17 03:54:53] djm [440/448] has challenged glorgamitch [106/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/14/17 02:43:20] dindinx [279/521] has come upon djm [223/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:10:57 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[08/15/17 08:48:49] ruan [187/536] has challenged djm [425/448] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:46:58 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/15/17 10:35:07] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:24 towards level 44.
[08/16/17 03:03:08] theemstra [771/896] has come upon djm [264/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:25:48 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/16/17 17:32:15] djm [226/459] has challenged clubbprez [19/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:34 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/16/17 21:55:11] Woona [854/957] has challenged djm [164/459] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:08:36 is removed from Woona's clock.
[08/17/17 12:06:14] djm and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/17 22:47:38] shymega, AncalagonThBlack, and kork [125/1475] have team battled Heisenberg, ruan, and djm [1478/1967] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 02:54:04] simple [28/880] has come upon djm [93/459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:33:53 is added to simple's clock.
[08/19/17 04:06:28] jstg [436/696] has challenged djm [299/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:06:30 is removed from jstg's clock.
[08/20/17 10:32:59] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:25 towards level 45.
[08/20/17 23:21:52] djm [428/459] has challenged JoshuaACasey [247/257] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/23/17 01:13:59] Globalirc [280/720] has come upon djm [302/459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:04 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/24/17 16:28:36] djm [71/459] has challenged RedW [196/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:35 is added to djm's clock.
[08/25/17 11:31:52] djm [346/459] has challenged Boohbah [604/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:13 is added to djm's clock.
[08/25/17 23:14:36] Asara [813/1168] has challenged djm [80/459] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:00:01 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/26/17 06:35:06] djm [124/459] has challenged sunri5e [166/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:04 is added to djm's clock.
[08/26/17 07:37:23] djm [44/459] has challenged codedeeply [47/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to djm's clock.
[08/26/17 10:42:10] dodobrain [473/842] has come upon djm [380/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:57:13 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[08/27/17 05:01:36] djm, XJR-9, bootdisk, and Crazycatlady have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/17 05:52:20] djm and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 15:31:12] Pogor, droogie, and darkmage [2132/2175] have team battled Virtual, djm, and PinkiePie [1825/1995] and won! 0 days, 10:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 16:43:03] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 03:42:48] djm [181/459] has challenged Psilocybe [383/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:45:53 is added to djm's clock.
[08/28/17 06:23:35] djm, elbie, and Malvolio [802/1470] have team battled vox, DalaiLamer, and valdur55 [1227/2112] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/17 14:43:08] djm and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 00:28:48] SynthesizerPatel, djm, Mithkabob, and hannesenator have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/17 00:28:57] Mithkabob [531/556] has come upon djm [22/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:25:50 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[08/29/17 16:49:24] djm [220/459] has challenged dwfreed [499/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:56 is added to djm's clock.
[08/30/17 06:13:16] djm [279/459] has challenged Mars [389/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:16 is added to djm's clock.
[08/30/17 18:00:40] djm [281/459] has challenged Meta [609/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to djm's clock.
[08/31/17 10:36:21] Euronur, Majak, and djm [1308/1625] have team battled sigmg, Woona, and pixelate [615/1982] and won! 1 day, 11:36:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/17 11:42:17] Virtual, Andries, and damyan [630/2174] have team battled djm, AngryParsley, and bigjay [1085/2582] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 16:10:15] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:07 towards level 48.
[09/02/17 13:51:01] DalaiLamer [274/354] has come upon djm [373/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:51:13 is added to DalaiLamer's clock.
[09/03/17 02:12:43] himuraken [550/885] has come upon djm [263/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:10:06 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[09/04/17 08:25:53] csssuf, Woona, and Lemelisk [484/2495] have team battled djm, sjefen6, and Realmy [1666/1921] and lost! 1 day, 05:45:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/17 09:23:45] djm [420/459] has challenged Chuck [739/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:23 is added to djm's clock.
[09/05/17 07:12:34] djm and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 05:09:53] djm [455/459] has challenged spillere [544/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to djm's clock.
[09/06/17 07:38:11] MrGlass, basepi, and _methods [1601/2023] have team battled noother, PinkiePie, and djm [4/1790] and won! 0 days, 02:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 04:34:50] codedeeply [20/606] has challenged djm [30/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:08 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[09/07/17 04:57:23] djm and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/17 07:39:09] manish17xxx [336/734] has challenged djm [426/463] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:41:54 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[09/08/17 19:41:07] djm [216/463] has challenged theZoMBiE [282/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:31 is added to djm's clock.
[09/10/17 00:47:23] noother [473/478] has come upon djm [204/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:07:17 is removed from noother's clock.
[09/10/17 06:18:57] ohnx, hannesenator, and AngryParsley [717/3141] have team battled djm, Elgo, and Beavis [689/1903] and won! 5 days, 08:35:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 06:36:49] Ttech, bootdisk, and LordH [753/3381] have team battled djm, Herb_Tarlek, and meffe [910/1607] and lost! 1 day, 00:30:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 07:47:06] m0shbear [596/770] has challenged djm [181/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:42:37 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[09/10/17 14:27:21] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:36 towards level 49.
[09/11/17 00:20:32] djm and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 17:35:29] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:43 towards level 49.
[09/12/17 01:02:35] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:13 from level 49.
[09/12/17 04:35:00] djm, Gizmokid2005, codedeeply, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/17 10:56:03] djm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:01 from level 49.
[09/13/17 23:01:41] valdur55 [412/692] has challenged djm [213/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:37:42 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[09/14/17 07:04:13] djm [349/463] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [398/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to djm's clock.
[09/15/17 04:40:23] meffe, djm, and Majak [337/1397] have team battled Azerothian, Brady, and Virtual [171/1568] and won! 0 days, 14:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/17 08:46:18] djm bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:11:59 from level 50.
[09/16/17 14:01:28] noother [268/514] has come upon djm [272/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:09 is added to noother's clock.
[09/17/17 00:37:02] tycoon177 [221/224] has challenged djm [27/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from tycoon177's clock.
[09/18/17 12:38:21] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 22:59:55] basepi [156/930] has come upon djm [257/463] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:08:44 is added to basepi's clock.
[09/21/17 14:58:04] djm [248/466] has come upon uhmmm [80/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:49:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/21/17 16:24:36] crysys [128/268] has come upon djm [277/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/24/17 21:46:23] david [229/398] has come upon djm [10/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:30:39 is removed from david's clock.
[09/25/17 00:49:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:16:47 from level 50.
[09/25/17 14:47:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 16:21:37 toward level 50.
[09/30/17 21:40:36] kline [241/412] has come upon djm [161/466] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:46:43 is removed from kline's clock.
[09/30/17 22:31:43] SchrodingersScat [121/885] has challenged djm [412/466] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:03:33 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[09/30/17 23:31:02] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:41 towards level 50.
[10/01/17 06:25:18] os-5185 [366/560] has come upon djm [65/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:21:28 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[10/01/17 06:25:18] os-5185 has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:01:47 is added to djm's clock.
[10/02/17 03:32:48] Malvolio [296/463] has challenged djm [254/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[10/02/17 18:59:34] djm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:56 from level 50.
[10/02/17 23:54:24] crysys [196/275] has come upon djm [453/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:06 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/03/17 01:05:25] djm [395/466] has challenged Antium [8/543] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/03/17 18:09:52] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:40 towards level 51.
[10/04/17 01:50:04] djm [6/466] has challenged Syloq [26/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:39 is added to djm's clock.
[10/04/17 10:20:10] djm and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 12:31:09] pmden [30/204] has come upon djm [41/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:36 is added to pmden's clock.
[10/06/17 08:33:54] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:40 towards level 51.
[10/07/17 02:13:12] zankore [100/747] has challenged djm [377/466] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:33:47 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/07/17 03:38:26] yano, LordH, and djm [653/2148] have team battled Globalirc, Asara, and Andries [835/2704] and lost! 1 day, 01:15:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/17 05:11:43] Ninetales [238/285] has challenged djm [8/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from Ninetales's clock.
[10/07/17 11:44:15] djm burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! djm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/17 16:08:04] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:26 towards level 51.
[10/09/17 18:02:59] Zaratustra [712/1104] has come upon djm [336/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/10/17 06:36:39] djm and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 18:02:39] djm [426/469] has come upon Fluttershy [274/885] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:17 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/11/17 21:41:13] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:02 towards level 51.
[10/12/17 14:15:35] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:59 towards level 51.
[10/12/17 16:11:28] zankore [126/755] has come upon djm [31/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:38:43 is removed from zankore's clock.
[10/12/17 16:27:33] djm [334/469] has challenged Tenorman [169/1032] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/12/17 17:18:00] dwfreed [40/544] has come upon djm [191/469] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:51:51 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/13/17 07:01:48] Heisenberg [314/911] has challenged djm [243/469] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:53:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/13/17 16:00:52] djm and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 20:19:07] djm [19/469] has come upon brycec [270/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:42:21 is added to djm's clock.
[10/13/17 22:00:49] djm [355/469] has come upon brycec [32/781] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:41:33 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/14/17 17:12:49] djm [20/469] has challenged pants [73/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:46 is added to djm's clock.
[10/15/17 19:27:59] djm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:59:03 from level 52.
[10/17/17 17:35:54] djm [369/469] has challenged kline [406/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:01 is added to djm's clock.
[10/17/17 18:05:42] djm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:28 from level 52.
[10/18/17 00:01:57] Realmy [138/1043] has come upon djm [111/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:29:57 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[10/18/17 05:25:17] lipek, Zoddo, and sbp [670/2549] have team battled djm, Lemelisk, and loomysh [372/2015] and won! 1 day, 14:09:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 18:37:47] djm misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:54 from level 52.
[10/21/17 12:49:57] Majak, AngryParsley, and bl4ckscor3 [947/1999] have team battled Xenthys, djm, and MJ94 [1411/2264] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/17 06:22:14] djm and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/17 22:40:26] Darky [856/965] has come upon djm [214/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/24/17 13:48:20] djm [176/502] has challenged grooverider [1083/1189] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to djm's clock.
[10/24/17 22:56:34] Zoddo [700/802] has come upon djm [107/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:35 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[10/25/17 02:12:53] djm and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 06:03:09] Khorne, ruan, and AngryParsley [710/2328] have team battled djm, RBecker, and osannatas [1392/2009] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 17:13:58] brendan [1168/1430] has challenged djm [75/502] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:41:15 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/27/17 04:29:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 7 days, 05:10:48 toward level 53.
[10/27/17 04:52:53] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:24 towards level 53.
[10/27/17 23:52:40] os-5185, kline, and m0shbear [931/1732] have team battled djm, Luamil, and himuraken [1062/1709] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/17 00:13:25] megaprogman [182/244] has challenged djm [39/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from megaprogman's clock.
[10/29/17 07:02:19] djm [387/502] has come upon vrillusions [827/1022] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:14 is added to djm's clock.
[10/30/17 15:19:27] djm [382/502] has challenged MrGlass [732/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:13 is added to djm's clock.
[10/30/17 21:17:28] djm and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 23:22:03] djm [373/502] has challenged dclaw123 [828/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:17 is added to djm's clock.
[10/31/17 03:58:49] theemstra [377/781] has come upon djm [216/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:31:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/31/17 14:06:42] Globalirc, qbit, and mordac [1008/2646] have team battled djm, himuraken, and Atan [1238/2016] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 21:29:16] Gatewayy [372/830] has challenged djm [76/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:14:07 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[11/01/17 00:00:35] KobrAs [224/348] has challenged djm [41/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from KobrAs's clock.
[11/01/17 00:00:35] KobrAs has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:22:37 is added to djm's clock.
[11/03/17 16:21:35] djm [419/559] has challenged elf [607/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to djm's clock.
[11/04/17 04:18:10] Meta [157/906] has come upon djm [542/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:21:50 is added to Meta's clock.
[11/04/17 05:09:12] RBecker [33/798] has come upon djm [226/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:04 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/06/17 06:13:44] Zye [793/816] has challenged djm [185/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:10:53 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/06/17 16:58:29] djm and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/17 02:13:11] idlerpgww, RedW, and djm [518/2041] have team battled HeavyPodda, Doctor, and vrillusions [342/2994] and won! 1 day, 07:15:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/17 16:45:09] Majak [345/475] has come upon djm [153/559] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:12:55 is removed from Majak's clock.
[11/10/17 00:54:34] djm [241/559] has come upon uhmmm [515/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:49 is added to djm's clock.
[11/10/17 20:53:24] djm [545/559] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [412/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:22:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/11/17 21:02:47] Bob, idisjunction, and djm [715/1867] have team battled elf, lipek, and blizgerg [317/3223] and won! 0 days, 16:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 00:27:02] qbit [33/777] has come upon djm [384/559] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:41:58 is added to qbit's clock.
[11/12/17 17:07:56] sunri5e [412/531] has challenged djm [401/559] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:25:16 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[11/13/17 09:19:01] djm and ishanyx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 05:32:56] adamchainz [234/430] has come upon djm [186/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:52 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[11/15/17 00:25:05] mustek [929/990] has challenged djm [395/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from mustek's clock.
[11/16/17 00:09:40] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:30 from level 54.
[11/16/17 14:52:38] Bradicus [379/678] has come upon djm [343/563] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:26:06 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[11/17/17 02:28:12] djm and Eiam have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/17 03:28:30] djm has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:51 from level 54.
[11/17/17 05:24:26] djm burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! djm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/17 07:45:14] ohnx [893/976] has challenged djm [116/555] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:22:05 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[11/17/17 20:49:52] djm [416/555] has challenged rxcomm [538/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:21 is added to djm's clock.
[11/18/17 10:47:56] djm bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:56 from level 54.
[11/18/17 23:13:53] neurospex [132/1116] has come upon djm [385/555] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:59:58 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/19/17 03:34:39] djm [91/555] has challenged PiotrekD [521/673] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to djm's clock.
[11/21/17 04:16:20] djm [146/555] has challenged woonack [61/456] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:58:08 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/21/17 13:40:28] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:53 towards level 55.
[11/21/17 14:14:27] cosmicsound [218/347] has challenged djm [445/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to cosmicsound's clock.
[11/21/17 14:53:29] bender, Heisenberg, and LordH [2056/2685] have team battled MrGlass, djm, and liara [963/1846] and won! 1 day, 06:15:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 02:27:40] djm [329/555] has come upon holloway [260/791] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:34:26 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/22/17 07:31:53] dewa [0/1] has challenged djm [488/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to dewa's clock.
[11/22/17 17:06:34] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:27 towards level 55.
[11/25/17 02:32:32] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:37 from level 55.
[11/25/17 08:50:40] djm [501/555] has challenged SirMonkeybox [390/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:35:04 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/25/17 11:51:44] djm [301/555] has challenged Lenny [153/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:20 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/25/17 15:21:55] djm [379/555] has come upon LordH [345/1059] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:20 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/27/17 09:49:00] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:49 from level 55.
[11/27/17 12:29:40] djm slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! djm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/17 16:14:59] uhmmm, djm, PiotrekD, and himuraken have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/17 23:24:09] djm [388/550] has come upon sjefen6 [329/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:19:28 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/29/17 06:01:12] JensRex, djm, and agrajag [990/2543] have team battled Nistur, Mithkabob, and Khorne [510/1751] and won! 0 days, 03:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 18:53:07] djm [165/579] has challenged nickware [70/612] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/30/17 09:44:04] Milquetoast [442/958] has come upon djm [365/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:32:44 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/01/17 02:02:00] djm, el, and Herb_Tarlek [1045/1759] have team battled WallIdl, MJ94, and Sir_Lemming [1182/2685] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/17 06:46:21] djm and megaprogman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 06:33:34] djm and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 11:49:59] djm [134/579] has challenged Syloq [414/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:38:43 is added to djm's clock.
[12/03/17 09:18:57] m, Herb_Tarlek, and LordH [2035/2169] have team battled djm, Mars, and SpikeX [826/1775] and won! 0 days, 06:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 10:58:05] djm [185/579] has challenged Dork_Knight [114/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:37:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/06/17 05:20:51] djm [80/579] has challenged pants [709/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:09:58 is added to djm's clock.
[12/06/17 13:29:00] hoglahoo, KeboDK, and shandor [138/1935] have team battled Iri, Heisenberg, and djm [249/2032] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 14:24:07] Syloq [410/451] has challenged djm [173/579] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:30:31 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[12/06/17 16:03:08] djm and hoglahoo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 14:34:37] djm [194/579] has challenged damyan [476/769] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:16:34 is added to djm's clock.
[12/15/17 16:40:15] Avocet [72/787] has come upon djm [566/579] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:56:17 is added to Avocet's clock.
[12/16/17 01:46:17] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:39 towards level 56.
[12/16/17 05:39:19] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:29 towards level 56.
[12/17/17 19:27:33] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:24 towards level 56.
[12/18/17 08:14:08] ishanyx [533/581] has come upon djm [249/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:54 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[12/19/17 11:15:43] blizgerg [408/1101] has challenged djm [327/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:13:22 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[12/20/17 02:31:11] nickware [403/615] has come upon djm [348/579] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:39:00 is removed from nickware's clock.
[12/21/17 09:47:32] PiotrekD [320/675] has challenged djm [130/579] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:05:15 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[12/21/17 10:51:16] djm and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/17 18:05:27] bytmegsx [178/259] has challenged djm [207/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to bytmegsx's clock.
[12/22/17 10:41:26] Xenthys [81/708] has come upon djm [468/579] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:49:31 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/22/17 22:29:07] CYBERIA [521/537] has challenged djm [494/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from CYBERIA's clock.
[12/23/17 08:34:33] djm and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 17:34:34] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:52 towards level 56.
[12/24/17 05:34:00] djm [63/579] has challenged elbie [605/640] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to djm's clock.
[12/24/17 14:21:44] neurospex [1057/1125] has come upon djm [205/579] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:21:32 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/24/17 15:33:13] Asara, J, and uhmmm [202/2728] have team battled m0shbear, moveax, and djm [862/1839] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/17 17:29:45] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:23:23 towards level 57.
[12/26/17 05:11:27] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:03 towards level 57.
[12/26/17 05:56:57] djm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:36 from level 57.
[12/28/17 00:00:53] Luamil, awgh, and djm [1567/1900] have team battled Frogging101, ishanyx, and KeboDK [48/2197] and won! 0 days, 15:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/17 06:17:51] Jandre [18/359] has challenged djm [473/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Jandre's clock.
[12/29/17 06:12:12] djm [109/579] has challenged uhmmm [861/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:54:03 is added to djm's clock.
[12/29/17 07:01:28] Nistur [366/377] has come upon djm [421/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:52 is added to Nistur's clock.
[12/29/17 11:00:54] djm and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 07:36:57] meffe [1/501] has challenged djm [549/579] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to meffe's clock.
[12/31/17 17:57:26] CoffeeMonster [572/612] has challenged djm [336/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from CoffeeMonster's clock.
[01/01/18 01:27:52] lipek [1104/1200] has come upon djm [60/579] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:16:30 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/02/18 18:13:36] soltys [456/566] has come upon djm [507/579] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:50:31 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/02/18 18:35:37] Gizmokid2005 [790/917] has come upon djm [510/579] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:33:15 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/03/18 12:40:09] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:03 towards level 57.
[01/04/18 03:45:25] rxcomm [85/918] has come upon djm [114/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:14 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/06/18 00:15:34] djm and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 02:05:34] KobrAs, Lemelisk, and zifnab06 [197/2189] have team battled suterismus, djm, and Brady [870/2545] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 12:16:42] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:44 towards level 57.
[01/06/18 23:43:59] djm [536/579] has challenged Taffer [457/704] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:55:35 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/07/18 15:51:10] ToHellWithGA [467/716] has challenged djm [126/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:52:34 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/07/18 23:33:09] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:29 towards level 57.
[01/09/18 17:27:07] dwfreed [10/513] has come upon djm [372/579] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:33:28 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/10/18 10:42:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 05:04:03 toward level 57.
[01/12/18 18:34:10] djm [244/585] has challenged koyaan [43/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:21:13 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/13/18 06:00:00] djm [0/585] has challenged Crazycatlady [18/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:01 is added to djm's clock.
[01/13/18 10:24:26] djm and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 16:35:41] djm [163/643] has challenged Milquetoast [667/962] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to djm's clock.
[01/15/18 02:18:36] vox [136/1188] has come upon djm [338/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:55:11 is added to vox's clock.
[01/15/18 15:10:03] rxcomm [761/945] has come upon djm [248/643] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:40:57 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[01/15/18 16:36:31] djm and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/18 04:40:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 21 days, 03:12:39 toward level 58.
[01/16/18 12:52:19] djm and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 08:59:38] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:59 towards level 58.
[01/17/18 15:08:17] osannatas [559/802] has come upon djm [143/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:28:44 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[01/17/18 16:20:06] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:55 towards level 58.
[01/18/18 22:45:44] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:48 towards level 58.
[01/19/18 06:57:46] sloth [163/193] has challenged djm [582/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to sloth's clock.
[01/19/18 09:30:47] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:19 towards level 58.
[01/19/18 14:35:31] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:35 towards level 58.
[01/19/18 23:54:03] djm [76/643] has challenged Andries [317/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:50 is added to djm's clock.
[01/20/18 02:20:38] djm, nickware, and exa [2005/2147] have team battled freeboson, zifnab06, and Darky [1623/2428] and won! 0 days, 09:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/18 23:01:53] dindinx [5/534] has challenged djm [204/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:22:05 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/21/18 01:01:28] Ttech, woonack, and petrichor [1434/3195] have team battled djm, dax, and pixelate [1318/1724] and won! 2 days, 05:53:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 07:57:10] lightstalker [205/335] has challenged djm [74/643] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from lightstalker's clock.
[01/21/18 08:55:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 03:11:58 toward level 58.
[01/21/18 13:56:10] djm [445/643] has challenged CornFly [222/1013] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:42:14 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/21/18 14:39:57] sasaniak, codedeeply, and nfsnobody [383/2204] have team battled ishanyx, djm, and Mirc0p [1627/2031] and lost! 0 days, 21:35:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/18 06:11:59] djm [63/643] has challenged trashu [67/259] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:20:37 is added to djm's clock.
[01/24/18 10:27:52] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/18 10:31:41] uhmmm, djm, RedW, and apiw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/18 14:54:22] canton7, dindinx, and J [176/1985] have team battled astropoint, Sir_Lemming, and djm [400/1759] and lost! 10 days, 08:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 18:19:37] djm and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/18 06:43:07] djm sharpened the edge of their weapon! djm's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/18 12:47:39] djm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:17:13 from level 59.
[01/27/18 10:49:51] djm bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:55:51 from level 59.
[01/28/18 00:49:34] robox, damyan, and MetaNova [1578/2501] have team battled trashu, djm, and MrGlass [481/1776] and won! 4 days, 19:54:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 04:19:02] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:25:58 from level 59.
[01/29/18 04:41:25] adamchainz [423/573] has come upon djm [565/651] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:43:24 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[01/29/18 12:44:07] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:23:04 towards level 59.
[01/29/18 19:44:31] djm and Neo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 01:21:09] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:27 towards level 59.
[01/31/18 03:09:36] KeboDK [803/877] has challenged djm [213/651] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:17:28 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/01/18 07:33:14] djm [311/651] has challenged Sir_Lemming [476/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:29:12 is added to djm's clock.
[02/01/18 14:50:47] djm, cirdan, and kenyon [2260/2518] have team battled Atan, hannesenator, and vrillusions [2772/2824] and lost! 2 days, 03:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/18 03:55:01] djm and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 08:09:26] Fluttershy [737/1053] has come upon djm [312/651] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:55:11 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[02/04/18 12:45:04] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:10:45 from level 59.
[02/04/18 23:49:08] djm, theemstra, and Killerkid [574/2151] have team battled IndigoTiger, PiotrekD, and Euronur [426/2539] and won! 0 days, 09:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 23:56:44] djm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:17 from level 59.
[02/05/18 11:32:41] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:18:16 from level 59.
[02/06/18 13:54:43] djm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:56 from level 59.
[02/07/18 02:20:05] dclaw123 [342/986] has challenged djm [172/657] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:16:26 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[02/07/18 10:11:02] Pavel [46/70] has challenged djm [52/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Pavel's clock.
[02/07/18 21:42:18] Zoddo [547/1128] has come upon djm [167/657] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:07:18 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[02/08/18 15:04:30] djm and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 05:33:48] Frogging101 [146/619] has challenged djm [236/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:04:06 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[02/09/18 18:48:45] djm and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 12:26:31] Brady [327/623] has come upon djm [301/657] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:57:03 is removed from Brady's clock.
[02/13/18 18:53:41] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:05 towards level 59.
[02/14/18 07:51:27] Eiam, freeboson, and holloway [1901/2383] have team battled djm, fattrat, and grooverider [2672/3039] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/18 22:24:46] djm [234/657] has challenged Mirc0p [184/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/15/18 08:14:33] poella [205/259] has challenged djm [301/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to poella's clock.
[02/15/18 13:50:40] kenyon and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 13:09:18] greekman [24/35] has challenged djm [473/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to greekman's clock.
[02/17/18 19:01:22] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:23 towards level 59.
[02/17/18 19:33:05] djm [388/657] has challenged greekman [61/95] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:07:32 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/18/18 07:37:14] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:16:27 from level 60.
[02/18/18 13:51:42] buksi, RistoUuranmaki, and sunri5e [860/1863] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Majak [1249/2199] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/18 06:12:52] djm [350/657] has challenged xayto [426/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:38:22 is added to djm's clock.
[02/20/18 08:55:50] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:14:04 towards level 60.
[02/20/18 09:13:57] Euronur [98/705] has challenged djm [234/657] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:56:42 is added to Euronur's clock.
[02/20/18 13:15:24] AbacusAvenger [637/845] has challenged djm [337/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:46 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/20/18 22:12:57] ilbelkyr [430/742] has come upon djm [204/657] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:04:40 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/21/18 05:02:44] manish17xxx [142/805] has come upon djm [291/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:05 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[02/21/18 09:22:30] djm [9/657] has challenged Fluttershy [932/1058] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:27:12 is added to djm's clock.
[02/22/18 10:32:55] djm [143/657] has come upon jamesl [34/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:17:03 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/22/18 19:31:33] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:03 towards level 60.
[02/22/18 22:47:01] Wario [2/4] has challenged djm [163/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Wario's clock.
[02/23/18 15:05:52] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:15:09 towards level 60.
[02/23/18 18:42:18] djm [519/657] has come upon tmberg [854/941] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:39:28 is added to djm's clock.
[02/24/18 04:45:42] djm [147/657] has challenged Agent86 [225/584] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:11:38 is added to djm's clock.
[02/24/18 11:26:08] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:02:28 towards level 60.
[02/24/18 12:47:49] djm [52/657] has challenged kenyon [813/1249] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:35 is added to djm's clock.
[02/25/18 01:12:47] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:41:55 from level 60.
[02/25/18 02:51:21] djm [648/657] has challenged Luamil [283/475] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:12:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/26/18 05:38:15] simple [61/886] has come upon djm [267/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:38:13 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/18 19:54:53] Zaratustra [769/1089] has come upon djm [379/657] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:17:53 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/26/18 19:54:53] Zaratustra has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:49:36 is added to djm's clock.
[02/26/18 20:15:00] djm, Fluttershy, and shandor [2193/2317] have team battled hoglahoo, sigmg, and LukeLR [1622/1790] and won! 3 days, 01:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 13:50:36] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 19:35:06] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 11:22:37] Elgo [71/430] has challenged djm [94/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:24 is added to Elgo's clock.
[03/01/18 14:27:49] bender, mustek, and Bradicus [161/2547] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jrosmith, and djm [1003/1565] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/18 23:33:52] djm [484/657] has challenged Khorne [146/1014] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:13:38 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/03/18 05:27:42] Luamil, yano, and djm [962/1836] have team battled brendan, qbit, and elbie [2658/2983] and lost! 4 days, 02:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/18 00:47:04] djm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:08:53 from level 60.
[03/04/18 21:49:35] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:33:33 towards level 60.
[03/04/18 22:14:28] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:05 towards level 60.
[03/06/18 02:57:50] soltys [392/559] has challenged djm [391/657] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:46:28 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/07/18 13:08:54] kenyon [854/1249] has challenged djm [98/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:49:52 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/07/18 18:15:15] LegendaryQ [235/465] has come upon djm [427/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:14:18 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[03/08/18 02:21:40] vox, djm, and sunri5e [29/2471] have team battled RBecker, ohnx, and basepi [1048/2743] and lost! 2 days, 07:31:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/18 03:21:26] SirMonkeybox [503/555] has challenged djm [360/657] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:12:29 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/09/18 05:22:07] djm [376/657] has challenged Gatewayy [122/900] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:55:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/09/18 07:29:25] astropoint [397/611] has come upon djm [366/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:48:24 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[03/09/18 10:37:47] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:47:55 towards level 60.
[03/09/18 17:25:58] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:10 towards level 60.
[03/10/18 01:15:14] djm [121/657] has come upon IdleMaster [559/740] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:52:12 is added to djm's clock.
[03/10/18 11:32:21] hannesenator [76/1130] has challenged djm [480/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:44:46 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[03/10/18 12:41:11] grooverider stole djm's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! grooverider leaves their old level 65 ring behind, which djm then takes.
[03/10/18 16:42:09] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:59 towards level 60.
[03/11/18 01:38:40] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:26 towards level 60.
[03/11/18 05:33:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 21:49:03 from level 60.
[03/12/18 01:18:09] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:01 towards level 60.
[03/13/18 04:08:18] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:59 towards level 60.
[03/13/18 09:23:51] Sharky4 [3/423] has come upon djm [643/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:19 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[03/13/18 19:44:45] djm and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 21:19:20] acolarh [353/363] has challenged djm [239/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[03/14/18 22:40:16] INGSOC [153/233] has challenged djm [586/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/17/18 11:44:20] djm and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 05:27:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 3 days, 18:39:35 toward level 60.
[03/18/18 15:20:10] HeavyPodda, ilbelkyr, and sunri5e [2546/2568] have team battled djm, canton7, and MJ94 [1625/2156] and won! 1 day, 09:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/18 11:40:43] djm [184/926] has challenged kork [106/295] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:40:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/20/18 04:10:26] djm and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 00:57:23] bebbet [63/296] has come upon djm [183/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:46:26 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/23/18 03:43:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 21 days, 06:22:14 toward level 61.
[03/23/18 06:09:23] robox, LukeLR, and djm [632/2204] have team battled MJ94, Ttech, and WallIdl [3209/3212] and lost! 0 days, 07:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/18 13:27:44] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:30 towards level 61.
[03/25/18 01:59:55] djm and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 10:21:01] djm and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 16:15:34] loomysh [354/488] has come upon djm [214/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:28 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[03/26/18 11:05:05] djm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:03 from level 61.
[03/28/18 07:23:17] Andries, PinkiePie, and djm [62/2560] have team battled Taffer, Lios, and Euronur [902/2243] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/18 11:11:54] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:52 towards level 61.
[03/30/18 13:18:55] djm [318/926] has challenged sigmg [125/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:57:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/30/18 21:48:33] Heisenberg [566/689] has come upon djm [796/926] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:32:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/05/18 04:56:14] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 06:06:00] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:19 from level 61.
[04/05/18 17:11:16] djm [127/926] has challenged seanmnaes [419/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:41 is added to djm's clock.
[04/06/18 06:47:17] djm and hoglahoo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 02:24:03] vegadark, MJ94, and elbie [688/2112] have team battled lightstalker, cirdan, and djm [189/2357] and won! 3 days, 21:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 04:08:22] djm [629/926] has come upon ejai [156/397] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:18:54 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/07/18 11:14:16] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:38 towards level 61.
[04/07/18 20:37:19] djm [807/926] has challenged pixelate [323/503] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/08/18 15:27:58] MrGlass [765/836] has challenged djm [163/926] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:18 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[04/08/18 19:36:32] djm [771/926] has challenged rxcomm [370/963] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:07:51 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/11/18 18:27:14] m4dc0w, moveax, djm, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/18 17:52:06] Birdbones, djm, Zaratustra, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/18 08:43:57] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:39 towards level 62.
[04/13/18 11:14:46] djm [280/926] has challenged simple [34/886] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:04:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/13/18 17:16:49] djm [781/926] has challenged Crazycatlady [61/562] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:02:57 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/15/18 03:28:58] basepi [331/983] has challenged djm [488/926] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:42:29 is added to basepi's clock.
[04/16/18 15:26:54] M00nsl47r, canton7, and rxcomm [1283/2075] have team battled mefmef, djm, and ncarl747 [126/2150] and won! 0 days, 09:36:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 03:53:03] djm fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! djm's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/17/18 07:59:14] LordH, djm, and woonack [750/2504] have team battled Flonk, agrajag, and Mateusz [294/2605] and won! 1 day, 01:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 16:53:50] WallIdl and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 01:10:45] prime [388/522] has challenged djm [101/924] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:46:46 is removed from prime's clock.
[04/20/18 23:50:20] blizgerg, Flonk, and Mateusz [2183/2862] have team battled djm, RBecker, and basepi [1484/2694] and won! 1 day, 19:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 07:48:11] djm [622/943] has challenged Asara [897/1273] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to djm's clock.
[04/21/18 10:27:54] sbp, djm, and Milquetoast [775/2530] have team battled cirdan, Yuhno, and jrosmith [1060/2237] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 21:59:52] djm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! djm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/18 00:14:00] buksi [191/513] has come upon djm [466/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:09:49 is added to buksi's clock.
[04/23/18 02:15:10] djm and hoglahoo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 11:14:59] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:43:19 from level 63.
[04/23/18 11:56:41] Zoddo [1055/1135] has come upon djm [402/937] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:22:04 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/23/18 12:13:57] Zoddo [803/1135] has come upon djm [4/937] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:55:10 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/23/18 19:46:27] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:31:20 towards level 63.
[04/24/18 06:36:25] Agent86 [83/649] has challenged djm [839/937] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/24/18 14:16:33] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:18:36 from level 63.
[04/24/18 21:38:20] KeboDK [751/961] has come upon djm [715/937] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:11:39 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[04/24/18 23:21:50] Sharky4, petrichor, and LukeLR [137/2091] have team battled allo, Milquetoast, and djm [1983/2409] and lost! 1 day, 03:12:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/18 03:09:08] Lios [595/869] has come upon djm [910/937] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:21:10 is added to Lios's clock.
[05/01/18 18:08:03] djm, Barry, and Mars [725/2142] have team battled Flonk, ruan, and idlerpgww [2156/2195] and lost! 0 days, 11:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 15:15:15] bl4ckscor3 [226/520] has come upon djm [302/937] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:11:42 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/03/18 16:47:51] seanmnaes [14/501] has challenged djm [409/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[05/04/18 22:38:26] Crazycatlady and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/18 10:27:22] djm, RistoUuranmaki, and irix [404/2863] have team battled LordH, SlowRiot, and bootdisk [2054/3032] and lost! 1 day, 08:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/18 14:00:11] Crazycatlady [480/563] has challenged djm [91/937] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:30:25 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/09/18 16:09:38] IdleMaster [294/744] has challenged djm [617/937] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:33:39 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/11/18 18:27:30] kork [243/310] has challenged djm [383/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:39:23 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/18 02:30:30] Fluttershy [197/1017] has challenged djm [752/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:47 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[05/12/18 05:31:31] Sundance [50/687] has challenged djm [509/937] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:25:57 is added to Sundance's clock.
[05/12/18 21:01:52] Crazycatlady, buksi, and pixelate [1526/1603] have team battled simple, Agent86, and djm [882/2472] and won! 2 days, 18:02:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 21:24:24] djm [180/937] has come upon RBecker [566/787] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:04:41 is added to djm's clock.
[05/13/18 07:17:28] djm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:34:04 from level 63.
[05/13/18 13:24:30] zid [79/1002] has come upon djm [404/937] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:25:46 is added to zid's clock.
[05/15/18 04:15:36] djm [355/937] has come upon JensRex [1043/1053] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:23:45 is added to djm's clock.
[05/15/18 07:56:56] SpikeX, Evrial, and khmerboy [153/1871] have team battled TauPan, djm, and Heisenberg [562/2588] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 17:01:49] MJ94 [678/711] has challenged djm [656/937] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:34:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/15/18 23:37:07] brycec and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/18 22:12:20] zid [866/1002] has challenged djm [134/937] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:28:24 is removed from zid's clock.
[05/16/18 23:53:15] Wohali [465/503] has challenged djm [561/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Wohali's clock.
[05/17/18 13:55:54] simple, Elgo, and Sixbierehomme [375/2030] have team battled manish17xxx, niko, and djm [612/2457] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 19:16:15] caeli, djm, and Gerdesas [695/1898] have team battled Bradicus, bootdisk, and canton7 [2262/2502] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/18 05:58:27] djm, CornFly, and acolarh [1540/2589] have team battled crysys, koyaan, and Lemongrab [62/1452] and won! 0 days, 04:36:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 19:15:13] WallIdl and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 07:21:09] brycec, Maria, and RBecker [34/1785] have team battled djm, bootdisk, and el [982/2430] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 06:15:02] crudd [175/234] has challenged djm [517/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to crudd's clock.
[05/23/18 08:58:24] celophi stole djm's level 123 amulet while they were sleeping! celophi leaves their old level 31 amulet behind, which djm then takes.
[05/25/18 01:58:43] grooverider [175/1248] has come upon djm [204/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:40:47 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/26/18 06:32:18] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 16:50:09] J, djm, and Ais [809/1962] have team battled Mateusz, elbie, and valdur55 [63/2615] and won! 0 days, 02:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 18:17:13] lakwatsero [211/360] has challenged djm [412/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[05/29/18 08:39:55] djm [275/836] has come upon Atan [391/579] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:51:54 is added to djm's clock.
[05/30/18 00:34:44] jp [17/257] has come upon djm [58/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:29 is added to jp's clock.
[05/30/18 12:23:28] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:26:32 from level 63.
[05/31/18 04:29:57] djm and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 00:21:39] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:58:40 towards level 63.
[06/01/18 17:03:48] djm and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 07:19:19] max [97/616] has come upon djm [144/836] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:06:28 is added to max's clock.
[06/03/18 09:23:30] elbie, CompanionCube, and Lemongrab [684/1766] have team battled djm, damyan, and dax [837/2324] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/18 23:05:00] mordac [326/1130] has challenged djm [300/836] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:55:26 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/04/18 01:53:13] vox [893/1150] has challenged djm [738/836] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:03:18 is removed from vox's clock.
[06/04/18 16:34:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 00:08:13 from level 63.
[06/05/18 11:02:45] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:43 towards level 63.
[06/05/18 11:42:50] pixelate [209/504] has come upon djm [307/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:41:02 is added to pixelate's clock.
[06/07/18 10:12:57] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:11:38 towards level 63.
[06/07/18 14:55:54] djm, wulk, and shandor [682/1930] have team battled Asara, pixelate, and Eldoreth [1774/2680] and lost! 2 days, 22:51:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 19:37:17] LegendaryQ [65/484] has challenged djm [421/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:39 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[06/08/18 07:34:21] vegadark [160/600] has come upon djm [362/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:16:04 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/08/18 07:41:36] djm [414/836] has challenged mwhahaha [115/928] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:46:54 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/08/18 13:41:21] djm, fattrat, and Andries [418/2788] have team battled TauPan, lipek, and abra0 [2473/2916] and lost! 2 days, 09:37:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/18 11:28:35] djm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:07:39 from level 63.
[06/12/18 18:15:51] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:22:25 towards level 63.
[06/12/18 23:09:17] djm and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 02:09:41] djm was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:54 from level 63.
[06/13/18 02:49:10] liara [471/537] has come upon djm [390/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:41:13 is removed from liara's clock.
[06/13/18 04:07:58] exa [442/1008] has challenged djm [741/836] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to exa's clock.
[06/13/18 06:26:35] Evrial [59/570] has challenged djm [226/836] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to Evrial's clock.
[06/13/18 17:13:49] Sixbierehomme and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/18 03:26:56] djm [384/836] has come upon MadMan [579/1083] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:01:43 is added to djm's clock.
[06/14/18 20:05:54] Dork_Knight, Mateusz, and Elgo [877/2172] have team battled Syloq, djm, and Roxana [1366/2244] and lost! 6 days, 01:46:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 12:18:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 5 days, 13:35:03 toward level 63.
[06/17/18 02:36:15] lipek, KeboDK, and D.Va [2784/2819] have team battled djm, Mateusz, and grooverider [1048/2991] and won! 0 days, 16:11:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 22:47:16] djm, nickware, and eva42 [882/2780] have team battled Zaratustra, dindinx, and JensRex [920/2855] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/18 20:51:47] KeboDK [847/974] has come upon djm [237/836] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:32:20 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[06/21/18 01:20:42] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:22 towards level 63.
[06/21/18 10:51:52] djm [184/836] has come upon pixelate [126/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:31:15 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/22/18 05:03:43] djm and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 09:31:58] KeboDK, soltys, and djm [1004/2393] have team battled sjefen6, brendan, and zankore [160/3056] and won! 0 days, 05:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 13:19:44] djm [762/836] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [608/1019] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:36 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/24/18 03:16:52] djm [644/836] has challenged Evrial [324/575] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/25/18 02:48:20] brycec, djm, and Roxana [936/2584] have team battled SpikeX, meffe, and crudd [581/1897] and won! 2 days, 08:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 03:34:14] djm [274/836] has come upon Zoddo [496/1143] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:33:26 is added to djm's clock.
[06/27/18 07:43:26] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:52:40 from level 64.
[06/27/18 07:46:52] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:59:02 towards level 64.
[06/27/18 23:58:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 11 days, 21:12:50 toward level 64.
[06/28/18 00:45:26] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:44 towards level 64.
[06/28/18 11:17:19] djm and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 22:11:07] Brady [110/684] has come upon djm [3/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:49:10 is removed from Brady's clock.
[06/30/18 23:08:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 17:12:45 from level 64.
[07/01/18 08:00:14] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:48 towards level 64.
[07/01/18 18:42:01] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:47 towards level 64.
[07/01/18 21:53:27] djm and Taffer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 15:58:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 14 days, 16:52:32 toward level 64.
[07/03/18 00:12:04] dxtr [292/429] has come upon djm [128/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:57:03 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[07/04/18 03:35:20] borsin [426/473] has come upon djm [396/839] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:59:12 is removed from borsin's clock.
[07/04/18 05:55:34] djm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:49 from level 64.
[07/04/18 08:03:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 23:38:19 toward level 64.
[07/06/18 08:35:00] grooverider [401/1271] has challenged djm [560/839] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:23:34 is added to grooverider's clock.
[07/06/18 19:32:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 21:28:23 toward level 64.
[07/07/18 17:47:05] djm [363/839] has challenged astropoint [779/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:23 is added to djm's clock.
[07/08/18 17:08:38] djm has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:19 from level 64.
[07/08/18 18:50:38] Highdude [59/293] has challenged djm [287/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/09/18 01:21:04] djm, brendan, and alephnull [2025/2922] have team battled AngryParsley, moveax, and lipek [1770/2919] and won! 0 days, 23:54:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 00:43:22] TauPan [291/696] has come upon djm [615/839] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:09:51 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/10/18 16:28:46] M144, Khorne, and IndigoTiger [325/2556] have team battled fattrat, djm, and AncalagonThBlack [985/2784] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 12:16:43] dwfreed [172/462] has come upon djm [627/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:07:20 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/12/18 15:05:00] djm [247/839] has come upon neurospex [920/1186] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:05 is added to djm's clock.
[07/12/18 19:26:24] djm [233/839] has come upon csc2ya [92/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:58:16 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/13/18 08:33:58] djm [312/839] has challenged wulk [349/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:49 is added to djm's clock.
[07/13/18 09:34:18] IdleMaster [519/749] has challenged djm [605/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:33:42 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/13/18 18:37:22] PinkiePie [811/882] has challenged djm [339/839] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:35:23 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[07/14/18 04:54:00] djm [596/839] has challenged dwfreed [37/462] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:21:38 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/16/18 11:59:44] djm [730/847] has challenged useless [215/370] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:00:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/16/18 11:59:44] djm has dealt useless a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:29:51 is added to useless's clock.
[07/16/18 13:33:51] djm and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 21:54:09] djm and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 22:54:57] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:36:25 towards level 65.
[07/17/18 01:21:09] Lemelisk stole djm's level 60 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Lemelisk leaves their old level 39 pair of gloves behind, which djm then takes.
[07/18/18 19:39:05] ruan stole djm's level 42 shield while they were sleeping! ruan leaves their old level 7 shield behind, which djm then takes.
[07/18/18 23:20:33] darkmage [610/1078] has challenged djm [458/785] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:16:18 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/20/18 13:30:20] djm [389/785] has come upon ToHellWithGA [881/1039] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:38:37 is added to djm's clock.
[07/20/18 23:37:19] djm [168/785] has challenged sunri5e [422/881] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:48:21 is added to djm's clock.
[07/21/18 03:18:37] Cypher, Atan, djm, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/18 22:34:39] cjkinni [192/348] has challenged djm [696/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to cjkinni's clock.
[07/23/18 03:25:11] blizgerg [975/1179] has come upon djm [331/785] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:24:39 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/23/18 11:20:49] allo, Geela, and bozo [683/1431] have team battled Yuhno, mordac, and djm [1876/2580] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 10:28:57] djm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:44:41 from level 65.
[07/25/18 03:45:27] Tim [197/406] has come upon djm [128/785] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:52:53 is removed from Tim's clock.
[07/25/18 06:44:22] User4574 [28/40] has challenged djm [683/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to User4574's clock.
[07/25/18 14:15:00] djm [646/785] has challenged dwfreed [124/464] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:27:12 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/25/18 21:09:50] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:47 towards level 65.
[07/26/18 04:19:49] djm [341/785] has challenged darkmage [1096/1119] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:22 is added to djm's clock.
[07/26/18 19:50:54] soltys [143/583] has come upon djm [567/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:08:26 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/26/18 23:20:25] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:46 towards level 65.
[07/27/18 23:19:44] djm [683/785] has challenged dax [516/615] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:12 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/28/18 20:56:41] djm [414/785] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [640/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:28:04 is added to djm's clock.
[07/29/18 06:08:38] djm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:31 from level 65.
[07/30/18 02:37:45] djm [682/785] has challenged nickware [723/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:00 is added to djm's clock.
[07/30/18 08:57:01] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:56 from level 65.
[07/30/18 15:08:43] SirMonkeybox, bozo, and suterismus [929/2417] have team battled Cypher, djm, and yano [2181/2629] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 19:10:22] Asara [608/1286] has come upon djm [66/785] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:56:55 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/31/18 10:49:29] djm [73/785] has challenged Asara [79/1286] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:20 is added to djm's clock.
[07/31/18 13:22:02] SCSi [180/286] has challenged djm [265/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/01/18 05:28:12] djm saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:10:05 from level 65.
[08/01/18 09:21:25] SCSi [20/286] has come upon djm [145/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:22 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/02/18 07:02:39] Brady [618/682] has come upon djm [370/785] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:18:22 is removed from Brady's clock.
[08/02/18 07:02:39] Brady has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:12:14 is added to djm's clock.
[08/03/18 05:12:00] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:32 towards level 65.
[08/04/18 02:13:01] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:03:17 from level 65.
[08/05/18 20:13:22] ruan [435/1206] has come upon djm [577/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:57 is added to ruan's clock.
[08/06/18 18:01:40] bigjay and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 23:07:51] djm [560/785] has come upon dwfreed [85/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:05:29 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/07/18 13:51:23] djm [780/785] has challenged Evrial [463/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:44:39 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/07/18 18:32:46] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:46 towards level 65.
[08/07/18 22:52:52] Syloq and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 11:59:17] djm [456/785] has challenged darkmage [941/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:08 is added to djm's clock.
[08/08/18 13:30:00] djm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! djm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/18 17:26:58] WallIdl and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 09:37:47] bebbet [291/541] has come upon djm [355/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:44:49 is added to bebbet's clock.
[08/09/18 11:16:23] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:14 towards level 65.
[08/10/18 08:05:24] Agent86 [244/678] has come upon djm [762/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:52 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/10/18 17:14:29] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 18:18:50] djm [610/778] has challenged double [733/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:42 is added to djm's clock.
[08/10/18 23:54:25] djm [132/790] has challenged Lemongrab [806/941] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to djm's clock.
[08/12/18 16:25:34] Majak [447/465] has come upon djm [63/790] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:31:53 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/13/18 02:20:07] Taffer [356/522] has challenged djm [417/790] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Taffer's clock.
[08/14/18 05:59:09] KeboDK [786/979] has come upon djm [487/790] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:03:59 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/16/18 01:04:41] djm [188/790] has challenged Yuhno [355/686] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:43:35 is added to djm's clock.
[08/16/18 06:33:02] adamus1red [29/280] has challenged djm [237/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/16/18 11:04:00] vox [411/1179] has come upon djm [374/790] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:45:26 is removed from vox's clock.
[08/16/18 20:14:38] lipek [367/1224] has come upon djm [314/790] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:17:30 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/17/18 00:57:03] Tenorman [274/1051] has challenged djm [107/790] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:28:42 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/17/18 01:20:39] lakwatsero [192/390] has come upon djm [323/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:16 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[08/17/18 04:36:03] Crazycatlady, M144, and Leetistan [698/1725] have team battled MadHatter, djm, and crysys [1265/2201] and lost! 0 days, 04:48:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/18 09:33:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 17 days, 10:28:30 toward level 66.
[08/17/18 11:00:52] greekman [117/666] has challenged djm [359/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:10 is added to greekman's clock.
[08/18/18 15:11:45] woonack [150/479] has challenged djm [376/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:07:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/20/18 14:26:20] djm was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:56:47 from level 66.
[08/21/18 03:11:52] Gizmokid2005 [1012/1030] has challenged djm [520/790] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:41:55 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[08/27/18 00:02:58] djm [415/790] has challenged Pici [176/1076] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:20:53 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/28/18 17:16:54] djm [226/790] has come upon AbacusAvenger [444/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:25:06 is added to djm's clock.
[08/29/18 07:39:38] dindinx and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 04:29:36] djm, mordac, and Nistur [1001/2395] have team battled max, Asara, and Nofew [597/2938] and won! 1 day, 19:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 20:33:56] djm [293/790] has challenged waifu [24/449] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:03:56 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/30/18 20:35:54] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:40:49 towards level 66.
[08/31/18 20:19:54] djm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:18:37 from level 66.
[09/01/18 07:48:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 07:09:13 from level 66.
[09/01/18 11:03:47] Cameron_D, Courage, and Iri [506/2591] have team battled djm, allo, and MrGlass [1581/2203] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/18 11:48:32] loomysh [412/754] has challenged djm [717/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:41:23 is added to loomysh's clock.
[09/01/18 20:22:47] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:58 towards level 66.
[09/02/18 06:36:17] JensRex, Zoddo, and PiotrekD [2356/2866] have team battled M144, djm, and TimWolla [102/2085] and won! 0 days, 09:09:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 08:55:11] fattrat [129/1183] has challenged djm [610/790] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:41:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/02/18 13:00:06] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:17:04 towards level 66.
[09/02/18 19:58:28] Beavis [288/1030] has come upon djm [229/790] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:50:53 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/05/18 00:40:21] djm [369/790] has come upon pfoley [251/629] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:30:30 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/06/18 04:58:22] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:45 towards level 66.
[09/07/18 04:47:55] SCSi [16/424] has come upon djm [365/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:19 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/07/18 09:56:48] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:08:22 towards level 66.
[09/10/18 08:41:06] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/18 13:59:29] shymega [590/600] has challenged djm [69/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:48:35 is removed from shymega's clock.
[09/11/18 06:04:54] Vroomfondel [590/760] has challenged djm [82/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:16:01 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/11/18 10:39:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 3 days, 04:09:02 toward level 66.
[09/11/18 20:09:47] djm [131/790] has challenged Fluttershy [942/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:46:08 is added to djm's clock.
[09/12/18 00:11:06] pants [328/875] has challenged djm [229/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:14:56 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/15/18 03:53:44] djm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:24 from level 66.
[09/17/18 01:08:53] djm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:29 from level 66.
[09/17/18 02:13:19] Herb_Tarlek [309/872] has come upon djm [760/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:22:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/17/18 08:20:42] Mayit [4/182] has challenged djm [788/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/17/18 09:32:20] djm [756/790] has challenged Nistur [34/484] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/17/18 15:37:37] shymega [393/627] has come upon djm [700/790] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:57:16 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/18/18 03:10:30] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:23:55 towards level 67.
[09/18/18 07:29:11] djm [658/790] has come upon idlerpgww [298/570] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:59:53 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/19/18 05:16:50] djm [491/790] has come upon Mirc0p [71/740] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:46:47 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/20/18 21:08:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 1 day, 16:03:49 toward level 67.
[09/21/18 03:02:53] donpdonp [60/328] has come upon djm [792/793] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:46 is added to donpdonp's clock.
[09/21/18 09:00:06] Sundance and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 18:51:33] djm, tmberg, and LegendaryQ [1397/2298] have team battled xtort-, wulk, and Sundance [1530/1656] and lost! 3 days, 23:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 04:34:45] Flonk, djm, and CornFly [1760/2875] have team battled borsin, gildarts, and dxtr [14/1742] and won! 0 days, 04:39:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 00:40:37] djm [429/793] has challenged khmerboy [254/520] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:55:00 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/23/18 09:53:31] elf [799/1124] has come upon djm [588/793] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:30:14 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/23/18 12:44:49] Elgo [171/514] has challenged djm [474/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:55 is added to Elgo's clock.
[09/24/18 10:29:57] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:10 towards level 67.
[09/24/18 16:54:46] djm [473/793] has challenged useless [19/871] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:52:14 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/24/18 19:58:41] damyan, el, and bobvador [1527/2448] have team battled elf, djm, and JuanMaestro [1910/2780] and lost! 4 days, 13:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/18 00:57:33] djm [309/793] has challenged elf [375/1124] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:07:26 is added to djm's clock.
[09/25/18 03:17:08] Eldoreth, djm, and HeavyPodda [864/2744] have team battled Nistur, blizgerg, and AbacusAvenger [1481/2557] and lost! 1 day, 20:35:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/18 16:59:11] AncalagonThBlack and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 12:20:37] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:17 towards level 67.
[09/27/18 06:00:35] IllusiveMan_ [128/169] has challenged djm [623/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[09/27/18 13:11:04] shandor and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 19:54:16] kenyon and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 03:14:56] manish17xxx [519/733] has challenged djm [223/793] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[09/29/18 11:58:45] max and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/18 14:25:47] djm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:19:19 from level 67.
[10/01/18 00:19:11] Mayit [287/332] has challenged djm [373/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Mayit's clock.
[10/02/18 01:56:26] djm [759/793] has challenged Ttech [746/1702] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:02:44 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/03/18 00:11:25] IllusiveMan_ [286/300] has challenged djm [140/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[10/03/18 03:05:08] PiotrekD [642/660] has challenged djm [538/793] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:37:40 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[10/03/18 11:07:58] djm [99/793] has challenged Mithkabob [154/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:39 is added to djm's clock.
[10/03/18 20:48:01] djm, Elgo, and pmden [678/1698] have team battled womblecat, Sixbierehomme, and pfoley [792/1691] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/18 04:43:43] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:50 towards level 67.
[10/04/18 06:46:20] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:35:45 from level 67.
[10/05/18 01:21:09] djm [394/793] has challenged Misza [772/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:22 is added to djm's clock.
[10/05/18 11:49:36] djm and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 23:16:26] Zoddo, Taffer, and djm [1275/2352] have team battled kork, FSM, and holloway [1541/1809] and lost! 1 day, 00:43:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 10:32:27] djm [130/793] has challenged loomysh [322/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:20:27 is added to djm's clock.
[10/06/18 12:33:09] fattrat [1064/1168] has challenged djm [268/793] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:18:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/07/18 16:20:43] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:34 towards level 67.
[10/07/18 19:56:56] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:51 towards level 67.
[10/10/18 23:06:11] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:12 towards level 67.
[10/11/18 15:15:27] ishanyx [431/662] has challenged djm [539/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:14:50 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[10/11/18 16:53:06] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:03 towards level 67.
[10/11/18 19:30:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 00:15:49 toward level 67.
[10/11/18 19:53:20] djm [119/797] has challenged manish17xxx [309/733] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to djm's clock.
[10/12/18 04:45:13] djm left their weapon out in the rain to rust! djm's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/18 05:20:12] Pici [871/1115] has challenged djm [713/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:43:07 is removed from Pici's clock.
[10/12/18 09:37:11] djm and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 16:12:22] djm bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:17:40 from level 68.
[10/13/18 17:35:21] dindinx, djm, and elbie [1898/2319] have team battled Curious_Onion, Agent86, and vegadark [507/1851] and won! 1 day, 10:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/18 01:54:14] alephnull [298/622] has come upon djm [120/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:43:15 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[10/14/18 21:08:36] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:12 towards level 68.
[10/15/18 04:17:10] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:30:50 towards level 68.
[10/15/18 17:14:02] womblecat [241/611] has come upon djm [564/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:02 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/16/18 13:11:56] Killerkid [424/1018] has come upon djm [657/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:03:18 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[10/16/18 14:15:18] CornFly [323/1202] has come upon djm [650/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:13:36 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/17/18 04:15:45] Cypher, M144, and sigmg [1772/2492] have team battled ToHellWithGA, cirdan, and djm [809/2691] and won! 0 days, 03:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 20:22:36] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:16:58 towards level 68.
[10/17/18 21:38:52] djm was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:04:04 from level 68.
[10/18/18 00:03:57] el [449/915] has challenged djm [65/790] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:52:52 is removed from el's clock.
[10/18/18 19:11:44] djm [445/790] has come upon kenyon [827/1401] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:50:07 is added to djm's clock.
[10/19/18 21:05:07] Heisenberg [63/665] has come upon djm [645/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:50:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/20/18 02:20:29] RedW [638/995] has challenged djm [787/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:56 is added to RedW's clock.
[10/20/18 18:25:52] djm [343/790] has challenged Tor [119/1101] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:21:55 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/20/18 22:01:19] tmberg, TimWolla, and djm [2070/2601] have team battled petrichor, elbie, and psycho [1050/2287] and won! 0 days, 13:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 06:30:56] x0, sheu, and LukeLR [566/1614] have team battled Elgo, Ivusior, and djm [1039/1488] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/18 15:32:48] vegadark [55/605] has challenged djm [23/795] in combat and won! 23 days, 19:06:33 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/21/18 15:40:11] pfoley, Mirc0p, Heisenberg, and djm have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/18 23:49:52] zankore [300/1082] has come upon djm [326/795] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:50:02 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/22/18 16:06:20] mordac, Khorne, and alephnull [1247/2924] have team battled djm, apiw, and JuanMaestro [1326/2468] and lost! 2 days, 23:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 22:47:13] Emar [101/132] has challenged djm [625/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Emar's clock.
[10/23/18 00:27:11] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:29:01 towards level 68.
[10/23/18 12:48:29] WallIdl [32/722] has challenged djm [650/795] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:41:42 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[10/29/18 11:07:07] djm, kenyon, and x0 [1259/2612] have team battled AngryParsley, Andries, and Brady [517/2780] and won! 2 days, 00:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 12:38:59] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:48:49 towards level 68.
[10/30/18 06:05:01] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:42 towards level 68.
[10/30/18 15:28:14] dindinx, Andries, and bigjay [2115/3085] have team battled djm, Roxana, and ohnx [392/3110] and won! 0 days, 01:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 00:09:23] cirdan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 21:26:42] Atan [89/543] has challenged djm [430/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:28:17 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/01/18 21:14:14] dax [176/610] has come upon djm [605/804] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:50:30 is added to dax's clock.
[11/01/18 23:32:23] djm [702/804] has challenged fattrat [1154/1189] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:28:15 is added to djm's clock.
[11/02/18 17:23:26] AngryParsley, djm, and GilbertErik [2205/2595] have team battled CornFly, JuanMaestro, and TimWolla [2300/2866] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/18 22:10:10] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:29 towards level 68.
[11/05/18 17:26:39] kenyon [396/1391] has come upon djm [576/804] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:03:22 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/05/18 20:05:02] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/18 00:44:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 21:26:27 from level 68.
[11/08/18 01:22:04] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:54 towards level 68.
[11/10/18 07:01:01] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/18 23:01:42] djm and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 08:20:43] bp [128/446] has challenged djm [275/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to bp's clock.
[11/12/18 08:25:59] M144 [541/563] has challenged djm [797/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:05 is added to M144's clock.
[11/13/18 01:57:59] Heisenberg and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 05:30:38] djm [579/804] has challenged SpikeX [463/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:35:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/13/18 12:35:01] bp [66/467] has challenged djm [138/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to bp's clock.
[11/14/18 20:51:58] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:51 towards level 68.
[11/14/18 21:25:29] djm, manish17xxx, and Agent86 [1574/2212] have team battled neurospex, ishanyx, and GilbertErik [1417/2548] and won! 0 days, 07:32:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/18 23:21:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 0 days, 08:28:41 toward level 68.
[11/15/18 01:36:11] soltys [351/590] has come upon djm [45/804] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:48:28 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/15/18 04:41:30] djm [437/804] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [721/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:43 is added to djm's clock.
[11/15/18 17:00:49] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/18 20:35:23] djm [589/823] has challenged Morfeus^ [88/320] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:37:45 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/16/18 04:15:21] Eldoreth [421/1011] has come upon djm [185/823] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:42:33 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/17/18 23:42:06] Flonk [182/884] has challenged djm [683/823] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/18/18 11:59:04] Bradicus [653/770] has challenged djm [426/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:20 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[11/18/18 15:01:34] agrajag [34/996] has challenged djm [435/823] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to agrajag's clock.
[11/18/18 18:22:34] djm, Psilocybe, and kork [762/1929] have team battled rxcomm, tmberg, and idlerpgww [101/2686] and won! 5 days, 13:02:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/18 00:27:10] djm [19/823] has come upon JensRex [144/1113] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:45:39 is added to djm's clock.
[11/19/18 22:59:25] Flonk [781/884] has come upon djm [627/823] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:20:56 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[11/20/18 05:47:57] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:55:27 towards level 69.
[11/21/18 03:32:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 9 days, 14:41:08 toward level 69.
[11/22/18 04:19:08] soltys [199/601] has challenged djm [671/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:16 is added to soltys's clock.
[11/22/18 13:27:07] bobvador [518/631] has challenged djm [451/823] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[11/23/18 03:11:28] djm and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/18 08:33:40] ishanyx [117/695] has come upon djm [234/823] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:34:18 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[11/24/18 16:25:38] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:33 towards level 69.
[11/25/18 13:37:20] djm [414/823] has challenged soltys [489/725] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:42 is added to djm's clock.
[11/26/18 03:01:37] shandor [431/608] has come upon djm [549/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:03:42 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/26/18 10:42:09] Heisenberg [30/704] has challenged djm [203/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:31:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/27/18 23:25:54] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:02:36 towards level 69.
[11/28/18 21:55:37] djm [760/823] has challenged BagelBites [444/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:49:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/29/18 03:39:28] djm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:52:33 from level 69.
[11/29/18 04:57:09] djm [128/823] has challenged sunri5e [427/1138] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:10:45 is added to djm's clock.
[11/29/18 18:00:08] AncalagonThBlack [238/704] has challenged djm [72/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:45:53 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/30/18 14:19:35] MrGlass [226/958] has challenged djm [573/823] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:21:10 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/30/18 19:05:56] brendan, Lemongrab, and djm [1991/3301] have team battled pfoley, kenyon, and eva42 [2051/3369] and lost! 3 days, 23:19:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/18 06:08:23] Asara [1158/1478] has challenged djm [609/823] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:58:34 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/02/18 04:45:38] djm and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 15:15:54] AbacusAvenger [705/866] has challenged djm [330/823] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:41:42 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/03/18 12:42:09] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:58 towards level 69.
[12/03/18 16:21:45] djm [224/823] has challenged ilbelkyr [784/964] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:36:19 is added to djm's clock.
[12/03/18 18:22:13] djm [417/823] has challenged Atan [118/540] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:33:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/03/18 23:11:03] pfoley [530/667] has challenged djm [365/823] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:49:20 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/04/18 21:29:13] Killerkid, double, and dindinx [2313/3106] have team battled zankore, sigmg, and djm [507/2613] and won! 2 days, 22:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/18 02:00:31] ishanyx [603/695] has come upon djm [490/823] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:42:22 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[12/06/18 10:36:50] djm [762/789] has challenged elbie [679/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:34:47 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/06/18 10:36:50] In the fierce battle, elbie dropped their level 72 helm! djm picks it up, tossing their old level 52 helm to elbie.
[12/07/18 11:21:07] Majak, crysys, and djm [314/2040] have team battled Beavis, petrichor, and BagelBites [2311/2784] and lost! 2 days, 10:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/18 21:44:58] djm [279/811] has challenged yano [126/702] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:07:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/07/18 21:44:58] djm has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:46:42 is added to yano's clock.
[12/08/18 07:47:17] djm [358/811] has challenged HeavyPodda [930/1019] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:45:19 is added to djm's clock.
[12/08/18 11:10:14] Atan [294/540] has come upon djm [573/811] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:01 is added to Atan's clock.
[12/08/18 20:56:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 08:04:59 from level 69.
[12/08/18 23:00:13] djm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:57 from level 69.
[12/09/18 13:30:20] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:20 towards level 69.
[12/09/18 22:53:25] djm and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 19:37:39] Zaratustra [1102/1162] has come upon djm [10/811] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:25:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/11/18 07:19:23] Beavis, djm, and ilbelkyr [2353/2839] have team battled eva42, SlowRiot, and HeavyPodda [2507/3293] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/18 22:37:44] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:19 towards level 69.
[12/12/18 17:51:57] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:15 towards level 69.
[12/13/18 14:24:53] Agent86, kork, and djm [631/1842] have team battled Lnk, eva42, and Crazycatlady [1296/2825] and lost! 1 day, 14:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 00:31:00] djm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:49 from level 69.
[12/15/18 09:00:21] Khorne [216/1053] has come upon djm [640/811] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:25:36 is added to Khorne's clock.
[12/16/18 01:54:28] h00k [309/651] has challenged djm [610/811] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/16/18 06:43:02] djm [324/811] has come upon shandor [160/568] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:29:53 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/17/18 20:20:27] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:27 towards level 69.
[12/18/18 02:24:42] Tor, Everyman, and waffles [1819/2389] have team battled ncarl747, djm, and Cameron_D [2496/3208] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/18 10:36:33] vox [386/1170] has come upon djm [314/811] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:55 is removed from vox's clock.
[12/18/18 10:46:09] suterismus [875/1306] has come upon djm [622/811] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:26 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/18/18 20:37:20] djm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:56 from level 69.
[12/19/18 13:11:23] HeavyPodda [944/1019] has come upon djm [459/811] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:12:09 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/19/18 17:40:31] el, RBecker, and BagelBites [1319/2268] have team battled Bolverk, HellSpawn, and djm [155/1509] and won! 0 days, 02:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/18 12:19:08] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/18 17:45:57] djm, allo, and sigmg [1546/2117] have team battled tmberg, MiddlewareMonkey, and AbacusAvenger [528/2112] and won! 0 days, 06:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 10:43:21] pixelate, Syloq, and yano [738/1801] have team battled MetaNova, GilbertErik, and djm [866/2521] and lost! 1 day, 22:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/18 16:51:17] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:11 towards level 69.
[12/21/18 21:05:02] djm [108/811] has challenged DrJosh9000 [232/506] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to djm's clock.
[12/22/18 00:32:23] djm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:37:18 from level 70.
[12/22/18 00:37:42] dwfreed and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 02:16:18] TimWolla [806/831] has challenged djm [450/811] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/22/18 07:47:36] Xenofex [335/711] has challenged djm [197/811] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:56:13 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[12/24/18 03:19:24] djm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:16:44 from level 70.
[12/25/18 03:39:33] el, djm, manish17xxx, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/18 13:40:59] Fluttershy, Pici, and elbie [111/3173] have team battled Zythan, djm, and sunri5e [907/2485] and lost! 8 days, 22:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/18 03:53:38] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:01:47 towards level 70.
[12/27/18 06:46:06] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:02 towards level 70.
[12/27/18 08:51:41] Atan, NPC4946410567318, and Iceman [269/1312] have team battled LukeLR, M144, and djm [43/2037] and won! 0 days, 03:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 08:28:10] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:38:01 towards level 70.
[12/29/18 10:13:14] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:57 towards level 70.
[12/29/18 10:30:15] djm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! djm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/18 00:28:38] djm [564/807] has come upon zygren [151/322] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:47:08 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/30/18 00:28:38] djm has dealt zygren a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:04:41 is added to zygren's clock.
[12/30/18 01:12:00] SCSi [200/526] has come upon djm [717/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:24:27 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/30/18 07:11:49] djm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:52 from level 70.
[12/30/18 16:03:43] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 16:57:06] tspange and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 18:48:40] Heisenberg, djm, pants, and xit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/19 10:05:58] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:42 towards level 70.
[01/02/19 02:47:13] djm [432/807] has challenged Killerkid [1028/1081] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:40:23 is added to djm's clock.
[01/03/19 11:55:03] Zaratustra [1153/1162] has challenged djm [163/807] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:47:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/04/19 00:58:13] djm [764/807] has challenged Asara [1401/1436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:43 is added to djm's clock.
[01/04/19 13:10:42] djm and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 00:41:00] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:00 from level 70.
[01/05/19 23:30:09] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:52 towards level 70.
[01/06/19 04:23:25] BagelBites, tspange, and popey [624/1719] have team battled djm, agrajag, and bp [749/2367] and lost! 0 days, 14:45:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/19 05:12:36] dindinx, Mateusz, and sunri5e [1308/3113] have team battled Misza, Xenofex, and djm [21/2736] and won! 5 days, 09:04:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 10:56:07] simple, neurospex, and djm [585/3110] have team battled Emar, PiotrekD, and Psilocybe [1474/1822] and lost! 1 day, 23:50:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/19 18:16:28] sigmg, djm, and NRKist [1820/2170] have team battled Zye, Birdbones, and Khorne [3248/3826] and lost! 1 day, 20:04:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/19 23:44:40] Homme [33/295] has challenged djm [378/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Homme's clock.
[01/08/19 03:21:33] simple [508/1106] has challenged djm [141/807] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:55:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/19 14:10:55] djm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! djm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/09/19 00:20:20] djm [649/803] has come upon el [144/938] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:16:38 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/09/19 15:00:05] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:09 towards level 70.
[01/10/19 06:02:38] zygren, elbie, and WackyWonny [1242/1672] have team battled djm, Khorne, and M144 [393/2389] and won! 0 days, 02:05:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 14:27:33] dindinx and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 03:48:43] averagejoey2000 [5/272] has challenged djm [593/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to averagejoey2000's clock.
[01/12/19 04:45:28] djm [530/803] has challenged LukeLR [590/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:15 is added to djm's clock.
[01/12/19 12:22:01] aismallard, Lemelisk, and bobvador [1238/2714] have team battled Mars, Vroomfondel, and djm [1760/2481] and lost! 2 days, 10:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 15:48:11] spillere [503/596] has challenged djm [84/803] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:17:28 is removed from spillere's clock.
[01/13/19 14:50:32] djm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:51 from level 70.
[01/14/19 00:39:18] MJ94 [335/708] has come upon djm [454/803] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:43:52 is added to MJ94's clock.
[01/14/19 09:13:08] djm and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 23:33:45] djm and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 00:23:51] zygren, JuanMaestro, and yano [1354/2055] have team battled djm, Andries, and tspange [1806/2334] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/19 10:31:58] djm [651/803] has come upon FSM [153/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:23:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/15/19 14:08:25] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:11 towards level 70.
[01/16/19 11:10:39] djm [564/803] has challenged el [536/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:28 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/16/19 17:13:22] strife, IdleMaster, and fattrat [667/2462] have team battled zygren, crudd, and djm [458/2111] and won! 0 days, 07:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 20:12:55] djm [493/803] has challenged GilbertErik [279/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:56 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/17/19 07:31:15] djm [419/803] has challenged vegadark [245/706] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:43:27 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/17/19 22:27:20] max and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/19 03:20:38] himuraken [475/941] has challenged djm [665/803] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:31:10 is added to himuraken's clock.
[01/21/19 00:38:16] D.Va, loomysh, djm, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/19 14:18:01] djm, dwfreed, and Tenorman [2049/2301] have team battled dclaw123, Geela, and Tor [72/2877] and won! 6 days, 10:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/19 02:11:38] djm, canton7, and anderson [1447/1959] have team battled ilbelkyr, Majak, and mustek [128/2573] and won! 0 days, 00:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/19 10:28:10] djm [431/803] has challenged Yuhno [263/674] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:24:32 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/22/19 12:06:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 10 days, 04:37:56 toward level 71.
[01/24/19 05:38:09] Ttech [1380/1693] has challenged djm [435/803] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:13:36 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/24/19 08:29:25] dax [505/621] has come upon djm [272/803] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:42 is removed from dax's clock.
[01/26/19 06:49:33] JensRex [1093/1116] has challenged djm [655/803] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:19 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[01/26/19 19:44:26] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 14:56:47] djm [203/803] has challenged elbie [633/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:10 is added to djm's clock.
[01/27/19 19:57:55] AncalagonThBlack [543/754] has challenged djm [154/803] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:28:27 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[01/28/19 02:02:32] RBecker and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 13:19:59] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:41 towards level 71.
[01/30/19 18:22:21] hannesenator, Asara, and fattrat [2490/3795] have team battled djm, MadMan, and Iceman [20/2379] and won! 6 days, 15:35:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 00:50:17] damyan [703/872] has come upon djm [605/803] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:48:49 is removed from damyan's clock.
[01/31/19 18:13:27] Phreaker [19/332] has challenged djm [398/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Phreaker's clock.
[02/01/19 10:45:39] djm [172/803] has challenged pixelate [369/480] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to djm's clock.
[02/02/19 20:29:33] Killerkid, djm, and Lnk [2572/2742] have team battled Nuae, Misza, and ncarl747 [2139/2291] and won! 2 days, 06:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 10:22:42] Milquetoast [983/1006] has challenged djm [503/803] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:29:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[02/04/19 03:00:38] petrichor, Curious_Onion, and apiw [1855/2761] have team battled DrJosh9000, Heisenberg, and djm [1840/2059] and won! 0 days, 10:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 03:25:46] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:55:39 towards level 72.
[02/04/19 11:43:06] djm, MJ94, and nickware [1864/2490] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, Pici, and AncalagonThBlack [1225/2334] and won! 2 days, 08:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 22:46:42] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:06:46 from level 72.
[02/05/19 03:32:18] L [160/405] has challenged djm [437/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:30:05 is added to L's clock.
[02/05/19 07:03:30] Nofew, djm, and dax [52/2228] have team battled elbie, ToHellWithGA, and Birdbones [577/3297] and lost! 2 days, 20:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 10:33:56] djm [282/803] has challenged zygren [140/478] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:44:50 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/06/19 03:31:26] blabber, nickware, and djm [67/1909] have team battled JuanMaestro, idlerpgww, and Kuntilanak [1829/1913] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 04:01:24] Xenofex [502/731] has come upon djm [82/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:15:46 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[02/07/19 21:04:26] Everyman [433/699] has come upon djm [581/803] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:34:46 is added to Everyman's clock.
[02/08/19 04:35:32] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:58:24 towards level 72.
[02/08/19 14:00:47] zygren [350/478] has come upon djm [274/803] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:43:08 is removed from zygren's clock.
[02/11/19 16:16:53] djm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:45:38 from level 72.
[02/11/19 21:10:45] djm [353/803] has challenged Atan [648/784] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:14:13 is added to djm's clock.
[02/13/19 11:32:47] djm [163/803] has come upon loomysh [189/772] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:24:10 is added to djm's clock.
[02/14/19 21:31:13] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:32:05 towards level 72.
[02/15/19 18:01:05] skarlso [109/310] has challenged djm [60/803] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:48 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[02/15/19 23:43:28] Lnk, JuanMaestro, and djm [1423/2485] have team battled blizgerg, Vroomfondel, and Ratigan [663/2365] and won! 0 days, 23:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/19 00:33:04] Asara and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/19 03:30:55] mordac [824/1276] has challenged djm [254/803] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:24:05 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/16/19 09:37:29] damyan, bootdisk, and TauPan [40/2595] have team battled Asara, djm, and crysys [2783/2964] and lost! 2 days, 19:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/19 05:27:52] djm [499/803] has come upon xonic [574/628] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:29:04 is added to djm's clock.
[02/20/19 23:26:58] djm and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 09:35:47] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:18:57 towards level 72.
[02/21/19 12:21:59] djm and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 22:45:59] zygren, xonic, and djm [1888/1909] have team battled bobvador, woonack, and suterismus [699/2371] and won! 0 days, 23:18:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 18:31:51] djm [763/803] has come upon himuraken [922/939] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:59:31 is added to djm's clock.
[02/25/19 09:27:43] Asara and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 20:51:41] Zye [805/1456] has come upon djm [7/803] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:24:07 is removed from Zye's clock.
[02/25/19 20:51:41] Zye has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:16:14 is added to djm's clock.
[02/25/19 23:56:36] djm [792/803] has come upon Beefcan [430/479] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:24:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/26/19 01:18:50] Khorne, Nuae, and djm [1295/2264] have team battled FSM, aismallard, and pants [2265/2398] and lost! 1 day, 03:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/19 06:26:59] xit [934/1068] has challenged djm [684/803] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:56:18 is removed from xit's clock.
[02/27/19 07:32:54] Ratigan, el, and MadMan [156/2530] have team battled bobvador, djm, and Vroomfondel [1925/2031] and lost! 0 days, 21:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/19 12:36:05] max [647/797] has challenged djm [501/803] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:00:38 is removed from max's clock.
[02/28/19 17:40:30] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:16:53 towards level 72.
[03/01/19 23:49:24] suterismus [768/1286] has challenged djm [67/803] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:48:58 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/02/19 15:14:02] djm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:32 from level 72.
[03/04/19 03:55:14] rxcomm, Antium, Heisenberg, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/19 08:39:53] djm [49/803] has come upon Bahhumbug [711/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:48:57 is added to djm's clock.
[03/06/19 13:22:47] Clearcasting [104/488] has challenged djm [41/803] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[03/12/19 01:41:54] djm [264/803] has challenged canton7 [866/911] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:19:25 is added to djm's clock.
[03/13/19 07:22:45] djm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:48:47 from level 72.
[03/13/19 07:51:18] djm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:48:05 from level 72.
[03/14/19 06:52:46] djm [603/803] has challenged Nofew [357/840] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:26:47 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/15/19 06:57:36] vegadark [471/712] has challenged djm [515/803] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:48:43 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/16/19 07:33:19] Faker [3/7] has challenged djm [575/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Faker's clock.
[03/17/19 08:10:10] djm, JuanMaestro, and Iceman [1563/2106] have team battled holloway, woonack, and Zaratustra [1409/2675] and won! 0 days, 13:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 13:04:57] djm [721/803] has come upon elbie [575/976] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:52:27 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/17/19 16:32:00] djm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! djm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/19 14:49:15] djm and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/19 21:15:41] apiw [433/806] has challenged djm [635/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:17:57 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/19/19 06:16:42] ncarl747 [480/782] has challenged djm [464/797] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:01:20 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[03/19/19 10:18:24] GilbertErik [461/844] has challenged djm [508/797] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:19:34 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/19/19 16:58:03] astropoint, bebbet, and Zye [2742/2958] have team battled djm, KeboDK, and IllusiveMan_ [17/2067] and won! 2 days, 22:14:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/19 20:35:51] djm [487/797] has come upon elbie [47/976] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:38:29 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/19/19 20:43:31] djm [326/797] has come upon dwfreed [306/411] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:50:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/20/19 17:21:31] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:11 towards level 72.
[03/20/19 20:25:44] djm [346/797] has challenged waifu [137/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:07:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/21/19 08:13:05] Ratigan [641/715] has challenged djm [226/797] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:41:46 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[03/22/19 07:33:14] djm [540/797] has come upon Mirc0p [624/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:42 is added to djm's clock.
[03/22/19 08:21:27] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:59 towards level 72.
[03/22/19 14:35:04] djm [382/797] has challenged Lemongrab [657/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:00 is added to djm's clock.
[03/23/19 11:22:43] djm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:49 from level 72.
[03/24/19 14:42:29] djm [844/1105] has challenged Brady [76/949] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/24/19 14:42:29] In the fierce battle, Brady dropped their level 61 shield! djm picks it up, tossing their old level 34 shield to Brady.
[03/25/19 06:00:07] djm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! djm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/19 07:10:41] djm, Birdbones, and micah [2075/2760] have team battled mordac, Walter, and KeboDK [583/2267] and won! 0 days, 01:29:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 10:17:24] djm was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:51:03 from level 73.
[03/27/19 17:32:48] djm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:44:48 from level 73.
[03/27/19 19:15:57] Nechayev [92/220] has challenged djm [528/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[03/28/19 07:05:12] jbroome [24/544] has challenged djm [989/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:28:56 is added to jbroome's clock.
[03/28/19 11:20:09] Greg, Kropotkin, and djm [824/1432] have team battled IceeVeeCee, Sixbierehomme, and AbacusAvenger [1134/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 12:06:22] djm [712/1130] has challenged algernon [202/260] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:36:46 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/28/19 13:39:01] LukeLR [625/662] has come upon djm [255/1130] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:43:06 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[03/29/19 13:34:39] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:14:07 towards level 73.
[03/30/19 01:12:47] xayto, Phreaker, and suterismus [84/2634] have team battled max, bigjay, and djm [973/3382] and lost! 0 days, 10:43:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/19 07:13:59] djm, J, and dwfreed [1857/2244] have team battled meskio, el, and damyan [882/2105] and won! 5 days, 09:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 05:03:04] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:39 towards level 73.
[04/02/19 18:21:24] Tenorman [895/1122] has challenged djm [425/1130] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:18:21 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/03/19 15:34:26] nickware, fattrat, and sjefen6 [1519/3049] have team battled KeboDK, HellSpawn, and djm [871/2324] and won! 7 days, 08:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/19 22:45:39] Phreaker [73/586] has come upon djm [893/1130] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:44:59 is added to Phreaker's clock.
[04/04/19 10:26:25] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:29:38 from level 73.
[04/04/19 16:53:56] pollo [58/477] has challenged djm [776/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to pollo's clock.
[04/04/19 17:54:22] Eldoreth, fattrat, and strife [1213/2827] have team battled djm, hannesenator, and Fluttershy [2330/3382] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 09:14:42] djm, allo, and LeLutin [728/2050] have team battled Andries, bigjay, and MaryMaid [1294/2593] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/19 03:56:23] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/19 18:48:54] djm has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:28:24 from level 73.
[04/06/19 20:25:19] LeLutin [86/292] has challenged djm [553/1130] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to LeLutin's clock.
[04/06/19 21:16:22] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:55:55 towards level 73.
[04/07/19 01:30:35] Misza [1023/1273] has come upon djm [583/1130] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:57:56 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/07/19 09:00:38] djm [925/1130] has challenged LapTop006 [63/174] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:16:32 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/09/19 15:44:36] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:47:52 towards level 73.
[04/10/19 00:45:50] djm, Xenthys, and Syloq [1546/2235] have team battled Zye, Zaratustra, and Roxana [1467/3832] and won! 1 day, 14:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 12:19:44] djm, AncalagonThBlack, and cirdan [971/2870] have team battled manish17xxx, HellSpawn, and woonack [68/1694] and won! 1 day, 03:04:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 03:16:49] HellSpawn, Bradicus, and meskio [984/1613] have team battled kenyon, djm, and mordac [1519/3538] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/19 16:21:00] JensRex stole djm's level 61 shield while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves their old level 59 shield behind, which djm then takes.
[04/13/19 15:24:28] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:19 towards level 73.
[04/14/19 01:30:33] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:25 towards level 73.
[04/14/19 02:08:20] algernon [286/379] has come upon djm [248/1128] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:42:58 is removed from algernon's clock.
[04/14/19 14:15:16] Zoddo [426/1158] has come upon djm [576/1128] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:25:29 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[04/14/19 21:32:59] AngryParsley [119/1160] has come upon djm [1086/1128] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:28:46 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/15/19 16:07:09] Notir [216/276] has challenged djm [589/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Notir's clock.
[04/16/19 00:22:17] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and djm [1103/2163] have team battled Ratigan, nickware, and bisco [997/2119] and won! 1 day, 03:16:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 07:07:44] efertone [213/440] has come upon djm [115/1128] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:01:02 is removed from efertone's clock.
[04/18/19 14:25:15] dclaw123 [673/987] has come upon djm [1073/1128] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:33:27 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[04/19/19 10:27:01] djm, Heisenberg, and allo [1522/2548] have team battled Greg, canton7, and zid [2155/2322] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 16:40:33] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 00:36:17] djm got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:30:46 from level 73.
[04/20/19 05:44:09] Ratigan, Sundance, and djm [206/2432] have team battled autist, womblecat, and petrichor [841/2629] and lost! 1 day, 06:03:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/19 14:12:41] djm [175/1128] has challenged grooverider [923/1402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:20:37 is added to djm's clock.
[04/21/19 13:24:51] HeavyPodda, zid, and djm [1194/3199] have team battled Clearcasting, Killerkid, and The_Joker [1289/2115] and lost! 1 day, 10:12:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/19 11:06:38] Nechayev stole djm's level 327 weapon while they were sleeping! Nechayev leaves their old level 153 weapon behind, which djm then takes.
[04/24/19 04:32:18] Xenofex [504/728] has challenged djm [276/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:14:11 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[04/24/19 12:01:39] jack [90/204] has challenged djm [692/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to jack's clock.
[04/25/19 09:11:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 14:17:52 from level 73.
[04/25/19 23:34:46] <Zenmaw> [54/63] has challenged djm [414/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to <Zenmaw>'s clock.
[04/26/19 04:08:23] freeboson [94/954] has come upon djm [86/937] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 02:24:28 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/27/19 20:52:25] anarcat [65/417] has challenged djm [489/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:26 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/29/19 04:00:36] skarlso [303/448] has come upon djm [704/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:47:01 is added to skarlso's clock.
[04/29/19 07:59:44] djm and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/19 12:57:46] djm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:44 from level 73.
[04/29/19 18:40:32] m0shbear stole djm's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves their old level 66 helm behind, which djm then takes.
[04/29/19 20:18:04] Scornn, djm, and Xenofex [1692/2116] have team battled fattrat, J, and WallIdl [2803/2813] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 15:50:41] Sullivan [6/19] has challenged djm [386/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[05/03/19 07:18:01] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:49 towards level 73.
[05/05/19 00:39:55] djm [72/964] has challenged LeLutin [269/333] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to djm's clock.
[05/06/19 22:01:55] djm and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 02:16:47] djm saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:26:32 from level 74.
[05/07/19 04:06:16] djm, Tor, Nistur, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/19 04:50:41] djm [658/964] has challenged HellSpawn [346/440] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:15:29 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/08/19 06:21:39] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:03:25 from level 74.
[05/08/19 15:58:51] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:16:53 towards level 74.
[05/08/19 20:12:49] Iceman [229/603] has come upon djm [130/964] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:55:57 is removed from Iceman's clock.
[05/11/19 20:11:12] bebbet [496/566] has challenged djm [212/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:54 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[05/11/19 22:46:20] Roxana and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 12:04:29] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:40:57 towards level 74.
[05/12/19 14:52:43] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:41:08 towards level 74.
[05/12/19 16:34:52] Zoddo, djm, and FSM [750/2826] have team battled autist, vegadark, and max [1958/2225] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 10:29:22] djm, blizgerg, and Cameron_D [2804/3890] have team battled skarlso, ohnx, and RBecker [130/2097] and won! 1 day, 21:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 14:36:36] djm, ishanyx, and CornFly [151/2894] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Birdbones, and simple [2268/3634] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 21:19:03] djm, buksi, and Khorne [1721/2773] have team battled MadMan, dxrt, and AncalagonThBlack [1892/2796] and lost! 1 day, 06:13:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/19 05:47:25] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:35 towards level 74.
[05/15/19 22:34:14] djm [904/964] has challenged el [636/933] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:16:57 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/16/19 04:35:39] Xenofex [302/759] has challenged djm [667/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:21:58 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[05/16/19 08:57:00] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:46 towards level 74.
[05/17/19 14:19:08] HellSpawn, Cameron_D, ohnx, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/19 15:42:26] autist [110/709] has come upon djm [703/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:33:31 is added to autist's clock.
[05/21/19 00:20:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 3 days, 18:37:17 toward level 74.
[05/21/19 01:02:35] djm [593/964] has challenged Asara [469/1152] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:22:37 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/21/19 07:47:50] fattrat, djm, and Psilocybe [40/2981] have team battled MadMan, himuraken, and strife [1414/2557] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/19 18:53:31] Sharky4, djm, and Everyman [1709/2534] have team battled GilbertErik, Scornn, and MiddlewareMonkey [1200/1927] and won! 0 days, 19:27:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 19:14:20] canton7 [86/979] has come upon djm [594/964] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:14:51 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/22/19 03:21:21] h00k [175/749] has come upon djm [736/964] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:35:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/22/19 14:44:28] buyoq [97/157] has challenged djm [201/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/22/19 16:50:32] MetaNova [614/1030] has come upon djm [583/964] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:02:26 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/22/19 18:17:29] djm [502/964] has come upon Notir [56/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/23/19 14:55:49] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:25 towards level 74.
[05/24/19 03:18:55] snek [202/210] has challenged djm [101/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:12 is removed from snek's clock.
[05/24/19 16:30:11] djm [242/964] has challenged borsin [104/600] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:35:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/26/19 00:21:49] Milquetoast, psycho, and djm [2029/2377] have team battled vegadark, butlerian, and Faker [204/1463] and won! 0 days, 04:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/19 00:30:12] djm [738/964] has challenged Scornn [349/436] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:03:48 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/26/19 03:30:54] TauPan [22/440] has challenged djm [861/964] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:06:26 is added to TauPan's clock.
[05/26/19 03:54:26] djm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:44:27 from level 75.
[05/27/19 14:00:37] Geela, allo, and RBecker [729/2235] have team battled womblecat, djm, and ilbelkyr [2177/2674] and lost! 3 days, 05:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/19 16:16:37] Lnk [384/961] has come upon djm [862/964] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:53:59 is added to Lnk's clock.
[05/29/19 00:35:25] PiotrekD [407/755] has challenged djm [714/964] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:50:12 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/29/19 11:49:21] djm [606/964] has challenged kenyon [280/1087] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:45:00 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/29/19 14:23:04] djm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:03 from level 75.
[05/30/19 09:54:02] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:44 towards level 75.
[05/30/19 22:57:24] djm [393/964] has challenged petrichor [778/1237] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:32:27 is added to djm's clock.
[05/31/19 09:25:11] djm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:15:47 from level 75.
[05/31/19 12:58:50] Everyman [481/763] has come upon djm [228/964] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:41:08 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[06/01/19 04:35:50] vegadark [365/730] has come upon djm [923/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:46:07 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/01/19 10:39:08] Noxwaste, Lemongrab, and Clearcasting [580/1905] have team battled Heisenberg, djm, and L [159/2248] and won! 0 days, 11:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/19 12:03:53] blizgerg [503/1345] has come upon djm [440/964] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:31:28 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[06/01/19 19:30:11] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 06:36:01] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:51:37 from level 75.
[06/05/19 23:58:02] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:31:29 from level 75.
[06/06/19 00:00:06] djm [344/964] has come upon max [588/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:37:54 is added to djm's clock.
[06/06/19 07:37:54] Birdbones, Cameron_D, and himuraken [351/3981] have team battled djm, AncalagonThBlack, and Psilocybe [182/2524] and won! 0 days, 14:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 07:18:40] djm, Lemelisk, and strife [479/2765] have team battled ilbelkyr, psycho, and WallIdl [1562/2394] and lost! 2 days, 05:03:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/19 02:05:31] The_Joker [319/412] has challenged djm [685/964] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[06/09/19 16:57:16] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:08 towards level 75.
[06/12/19 11:38:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 18:19:58 from level 75.
[06/13/19 16:28:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 13 days, 21:15:33 toward level 75.
[06/14/19 07:47:06] chauffer [337/459] has challenged djm [245/964] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from chauffer's clock.
[06/14/19 12:54:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 12 days, 15:10:21 toward level 75.
[06/15/19 03:20:33] max and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/19 03:54:25] djm [670/964] has come upon neurospex [69/1294] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:39:04 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/15/19 05:11:48] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:29 towards level 75.
[06/16/19 01:54:33] djm [877/964] has come upon ToHellWithGA [904/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:48 is added to djm's clock.
[06/16/19 22:47:11] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:22 towards level 75.
[06/18/19 00:55:44] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:46 towards level 75.
[06/18/19 09:31:03] blizgerg, Iceman, and ToHellWithGA [1726/3271] have team battled ilbelkyr, TheresusPheronor, and djm [592/2454] and won! 0 days, 05:31:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 11:20:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:33:41 from level 75.
[06/19/19 14:54:01] djm [37/964] has challenged mordac [168/1308] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:47 is added to djm's clock.
[06/20/19 11:53:04] djm and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 06:12:38] djm, mordac, and Lemelisk [2966/3658] have team battled loomysh, jbroome, and fattrat [1032/2791] and won! 0 days, 08:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 07:34:45] Scornn [111/465] has come upon djm [954/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:48:38 is added to Scornn's clock.
[06/21/19 19:18:50] phraktyl [144/310] has challenged djm [462/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/21/19 19:52:58] kenyon, GraysonBriggs, and ToHellWithGA [1872/2292] have team battled autist, buyoq, and djm [586/2001] and won! 0 days, 01:10:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 05:43:38] khmerboy, max, and Lemongrab [2687/2738] have team battled Andries, butlerian, and djm [1230/1938] and won! 6 days, 07:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 18:07:31] djm [152/969] has challenged Everyman [117/767] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/23/19 05:14:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 30 days, 16:27:04 toward level 76.
[06/23/19 08:31:03] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:54:44 towards level 76.
[06/23/19 12:44:03] astropoint [314/950] has come upon djm [177/969] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:01:13 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[06/23/19 20:28:39] djm has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:05:01 from level 76.
[06/24/19 16:09:48] J and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 21:26:53] sjefen6 [426/504] has challenged djm [160/969] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:56:02 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[06/26/19 06:30:34] strife, Equinox, djm, and M144 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/19 14:41:12] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:53 towards level 76.
[06/26/19 23:25:16] djm, brendan, and AbacusAvenger [2531/3171] have team battled Syloq, Everyman, and ilbelkyr [1389/2408] and won! 2 days, 14:06:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 23:30:59] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:08 towards level 76.
[06/27/19 00:26:10] dartainus [181/300] has challenged djm [771/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/27/19 08:24:32] Andries and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 12:55:35] djm [7/969] has come upon Andries [193/515] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:32:01 is added to djm's clock.
[06/27/19 19:37:03] anarcat [249/611] has challenged djm [801/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:36:22 is added to anarcat's clock.
[06/27/19 22:40:38] Colin [28/134] has challenged djm [913/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Colin's clock.
[06/28/19 12:04:46] Heisenberg and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/19 12:23:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 4 days, 02:01:04 toward level 76.
[06/29/19 01:43:41] jbroome [51/690] has challenged djm [635/969] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:46:20 is added to jbroome's clock.
[06/29/19 12:46:04] Lemongrab [561/1020] has challenged djm [792/969] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:16:35 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[06/29/19 16:15:09] djm and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 07:50:02] Majak [527/605] has challenged djm [562/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:29:41 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/30/19 15:34:03] Lemelisk [190/1339] has come upon djm [891/969] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:47:23 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[07/01/19 10:44:52] djm and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 02:22:56] djm [374/969] has challenged Eldoreth [348/1009] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/03/19 00:54:53] androphius [90/313] has challenged djm [519/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to androphius's clock.
[07/03/19 20:13:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 38 days, 11:33:08 toward level 77.
[07/05/19 19:26:54] Brady, loomysh, and xayto [1679/2524] have team battled algernon, sjefen6, and djm [1672/2012] and won! 1 day, 02:34:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/19 06:31:57] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:46 towards level 77.
[07/08/19 06:18:39] Nechayev [626/748] has come upon djm [604/969] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:51:41 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[07/09/19 01:58:15] djm and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/19 06:36:58] wMw [87/631] has challenged djm [453/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:57:17 is added to wMw's clock.
[07/10/19 00:41:02] grooverider [1231/1434] has challenged djm [362/969] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:29:58 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/10/19 10:43:15] djm [882/969] has challenged Mithkabob [248/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:06:23 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/11/19 09:00:03] theZoMBiE [379/452] has come upon djm [423/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:00 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/11/19 19:50:43] djm [828/969] has challenged skarlso [419/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:27:20 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/11/19 19:50:43] djm has dealt skarlso a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:11:39 is added to skarlso's clock.
[07/12/19 16:32:46] Mithkabob, crysys, and djm [1362/2204] have team battled elf, dax, and pfoley [1329/2426] and won! 0 days, 07:10:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 23:57:00] chauffer [118/458] has challenged djm [857/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:58 is added to chauffer's clock.
[07/14/19 00:02:10] pfoley [351/710] has challenged djm [25/969] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:29:48 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[07/14/19 02:45:42] Velyn, djm, and neurospex [1280/2537] have team battled Khorne, AncalagonThBlack, and suterismus [1234/3303] and won! 0 days, 15:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 12:24:19] Nechayev, bisco, and djm [1922/2534] have team battled tmberg, Everyman, and Psilocybe [2824/2933] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 18:19:05] djm and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 08:26:12] djm [968/969] has come upon phraktyl [344/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/16/19 08:17:21] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:01 towards level 77.
[07/17/19 20:33:57] djm [627/1006] has challenged Zoddo [395/1168] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/18/19 21:45:33] djm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:04:05 from level 78.
[07/19/19 07:30:37] yano [7/488] has challenged djm [941/1006] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:49:15 is added to yano's clock.
[07/19/19 09:04:29] inittab, djm, and FSM [1133/2273] have team battled crysys, Fluttershy, and hannesenator [1297/3140] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 23:40:29] Ttech [1036/1914] has come upon djm [355/1006] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:01:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/20/19 13:06:26] The_Joker [213/415] has come upon djm [106/1006] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:40:15 is removed from The_Joker's clock.
[07/21/19 04:14:30] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:51:20 towards level 78.
[07/21/19 12:41:59] L [527/552] has challenged djm [880/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:21 is added to L's clock.
[07/21/19 22:49:40] jbroome [161/773] has come upon djm [588/1006] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:24:55 is added to jbroome's clock.
[07/22/19 01:59:04] Sixbierehomme and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 20:15:14] djm [861/1006] has come upon Euph0ria [94/521] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:28:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/23/19 06:51:28] djm [249/1006] has challenged PiotrekD [394/789] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:40:33 is added to djm's clock.
[07/23/19 19:43:35] djm [320/1006] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [638/641] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:08:42 is added to djm's clock.
[07/25/19 17:08:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 11 days, 02:20:59 toward level 78.
[07/26/19 06:21:06] djm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:16:43 from level 78.
[07/26/19 23:29:53] Varjatticus [59/359] has challenged djm [608/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/27/19 05:56:00] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:45:45 towards level 78.
[07/27/19 10:04:39] damyan, dindinx, and djm [1185/3132] have team battled tmberg, Misza, and M144 [697/3505] and won! 5 days, 14:06:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 05:17:48] IllusiveMan_ [345/641] has challenged djm [533/1006] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:27:00 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[07/29/19 09:27:20] djm [51/1006] has come upon mwhahaha [534/985] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:58:27 is added to djm's clock.
[07/29/19 19:07:09] Sixbierehomme and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 01:33:11] zankore [454/1044] has challenged djm [470/1006] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:31:47 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/01/19 10:39:29] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:58:40 from level 78.
[08/01/19 17:42:14] djm [852/1006] has challenged IllusiveMan_ [32/641] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:17:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/02/19 14:46:57] alephnull [400/827] has challenged djm [817/1006] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:23:52 is added to alephnull's clock.
[08/03/19 11:32:32] sjums_the_great, manish17xxx, and DrJosh9000 [1424/1872] have team battled idlerpgww, aismallard, and djm [1911/2547] and lost! 1 day, 14:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 12:35:11] ncarl747 [177/798] has come upon djm [103/1006] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:24:38 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[08/05/19 00:11:51] Birdbones, Nofew, and djm [840/3262] have team battled kenyon, Ttech, and AncalagonThBlack [125/3924] and won! 0 days, 17:36:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 14:46:40] zankore [155/1036] has come upon djm [436/1006] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:41:00 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/05/19 18:33:00] Globalirc [667/913] has come upon djm [611/1006] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:20:11 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[08/06/19 02:49:28] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:24 towards level 78.
[08/06/19 03:37:35] Atan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/19 09:23:52] Everyman [230/755] has come upon djm [106/1006] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:54:55 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[08/07/19 10:48:47] elbie, woonack, and Ttech [1754/3653] have team battled Tenorman, LukeLR, and djm [1115/2866] and won! 0 days, 14:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 14:53:04] KeboDK, Iceman, and djm [2598/2936] have team battled micah, ToHellWithGA, and woonack [25/2506] and won! 3 days, 03:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/19 14:43:56] djm [461/1010] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [553/907] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:29:42 is added to djm's clock.
[08/09/19 05:36:18] SlowRiot, JuanMaestro, and tmberg [1595/3144] have team battled sjefen6, djm, and pollo [689/2503] and won! 2 days, 02:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 15:23:43] djm [168/1010] has challenged MadMan [402/1204] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:58:02 is added to djm's clock.
[08/10/19 03:37:53] Velyn [29/305] has come upon djm [439/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:51 is added to Velyn's clock.
[08/12/19 09:12:01] buksi, Grayson, and borsin [1427/1827] have team battled wMw, djm, and max [2573/2636] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/19 06:48:31] djm [427/1010] has come upon pollo [240/883] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:08:45 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/13/19 12:33:20] blizgerg [128/1397] has come upon djm [841/1010] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:50:58 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/14/19 04:56:41] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:11 towards level 78.
[08/14/19 17:34:13] anarcat, djm, and Notir [167/2041] have team battled Iceman, SCSi, and kork [1882/2322] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 20:17:02] djm [591/1015] has come upon el [610/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:12 is added to djm's clock.
[08/17/19 02:02:30] yano, suterismus, and algernon [56/2567] have team battled pfoley, djm, and phraktyl [1611/2111] and lost! 1 day, 01:57:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/19 11:04:12] StalkR [240/419] has challenged djm [226/1015] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:59:28 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[08/17/19 13:23:05] djm [284/1015] has come upon loomysh [855/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:01 is added to djm's clock.
[08/17/19 16:12:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 18:52:42 from level 78.
[08/17/19 16:30:48] djm, buksi, and IllusiveMan_ [1423/2452] have team battled inittab, lipek, and SlowRiot [786/2683] and won! 1 day, 03:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 04:24:46] max, djm, sjums_the_great, and double have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/19 17:25:48] djm [1016/1020] has challenged ishanyx [740/794] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/22/19 23:10:32] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:48:54 towards level 79.
[08/23/19 13:13:43] djm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:53:46 from level 79.
[08/23/19 17:38:43] djm [238/1020] has challenged borsin [561/661] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:08:25 is added to djm's clock.
[08/23/19 21:58:36] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:41:33 from level 79.
[08/24/19 00:40:11] djm [423/1020] has challenged csssuf [293/724] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:46:54 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/24/19 06:32:38] ganome and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/19 14:20:55] djm saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:00:03 from level 79.
[08/24/19 18:00:40] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:51 towards level 79.
[08/24/19 20:44:20] djm [434/1020] has challenged JensRex [242/1263] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:54:28 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/27/19 09:51:02] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:07 towards level 79.
[08/27/19 10:00:24] sheu and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 17:25:27] djm and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/19 05:01:14] djm [245/1020] has challenged Mars [58/1188] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:27:54 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/28/19 07:02:05] Sharky4 stole djm's level 66 helm while they were sleeping! Sharky4 leaves their old level 49 helm behind, which djm then takes.
[08/28/19 12:39:02] simple [640/1249] has come upon djm [268/1002] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:35:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/28/19 17:03:45] petrichor [1116/1247] has challenged djm [439/1002] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:09:00 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[08/28/19 23:54:21] MushHashor [41/288] has challenged djm [6/1002] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:36 is removed from MushHashor's clock.
[08/29/19 03:26:48] Misza [738/1304] has come upon djm [622/1002] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:59 is removed from Misza's clock.
[08/29/19 07:03:00] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:08 towards level 79.
[08/29/19 10:05:38] djm was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:28:19 from level 79.
[08/30/19 04:23:35] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:54 towards level 79.
[08/30/19 09:28:29] The_Joker and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 00:53:38] djm saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:18:29 from level 79.
[08/31/19 05:14:22] djm [934/1002] has come upon zid [539/1033] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:31:41 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/01/19 23:11:21] ishanyx [354/794] has come upon djm [218/1002] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:55:14 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[09/02/19 01:28:27] djm [825/1002] has challenged Iceman [90/1225] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:44:57 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/02/19 08:54:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 3 days, 11:03:00 toward level 79.
[09/03/19 08:35:24] petrichor [1171/1247] has challenged djm [119/1002] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:29:20 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[09/03/19 22:35:31] djm and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 04:06:02] djm [267/1002] has come upon el [143/974] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:11:04 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/05/19 02:56:27] Agent86 [118/694] has come upon djm [236/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:10:52 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/06/19 10:23:50] JuanMaestro [252/883] has come upon djm [352/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:47:17 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[09/06/19 23:54:25] damyan [695/1152] has challenged djm [97/1002] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:03:29 is removed from damyan's clock.
[09/07/19 01:04:33] Lnk [247/999] has come upon djm [366/1002] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:08:33 is added to Lnk's clock.
[09/07/19 01:41:07] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:53 towards level 79.
[09/07/19 01:54:49] tmberg [495/1482] has challenged djm [659/1002] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:13:08 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/07/19 05:29:57] djm [421/1002] has challenged ishanyx [530/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to djm's clock.
[09/07/19 08:32:27] M144, djm, and phraktyl [2163/2309] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, MadMan, and lavamind [1131/2796] and won! 0 days, 15:18:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 11:51:42] Atan, Chuck, and MushHashor [816/1864] have team battled djm, TheDeadlyDandy, and xayto [1688/2457] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/19 08:42:57] djm and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 08:05:32] CornFly, Mars, and borsin [2592/2972] have team battled djm, bookworm, and RBecker [2159/2235] and won! 0 days, 03:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 12:31:03] djm and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 17:55:55] djm bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:50:02 from level 80.
[09/09/19 18:04:09] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:16:17 towards level 80.
[09/10/19 01:04:46] dindinx [802/1071] has come upon djm [19/1002] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 20:12:45 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/10/19 21:15:13] djm [961/1002] has challenged AbacusAvenger [722/909] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:12:40 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/10/19 23:15:40] Fluttershy [648/1056] has challenged djm [159/1002] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:28:19 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/10/19 23:15:40] Fluttershy has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 8 days, 18:28:16 is added to djm's clock.
[09/12/19 01:03:07] bookworm, sheu, and JuanMaestro [1559/1826] have team battled HeavyPodda, djm, and Asara [1615/3113] and lost! 2 days, 01:23:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/19 02:27:10] bookworm [182/384] has challenged djm [894/1002] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:04:19 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/13/19 08:28:27] LapTop006 [308/486] has challenged djm [579/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:56:53 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[09/14/19 01:42:51] JensRex stole djm's level 298 pair of boots while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves their old level 284 pair of boots behind, which djm then takes.
[09/14/19 07:33:39] Misza [720/1304] has challenged djm [41/986] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:32 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/14/19 19:02:27] djm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:40:32 from level 80.
[09/14/19 21:36:46] djm [68/986] has challenged kenyon [903/1123] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:34:50 is added to djm's clock.
[09/15/19 04:55:01] TauPan, Chuck, and djm [209/2168] have team battled bootdisk, SlowRiot, and manish17xxx [2033/2380] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/19 23:15:12] Scar3cr0w [198/337] has challenged djm [848/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/16/19 06:30:38] Atan, Nechayev, and Agent86 [1020/2205] have team battled Everyman, djm, and yano [1983/2309] and lost! 2 days, 05:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/19 09:34:46] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:13:53 towards level 80.
[09/16/19 22:28:58] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:27:38 towards level 80.
[09/17/19 08:58:00] Everyman [342/755] has come upon djm [875/986] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:23 is added to Everyman's clock.
[09/17/19 10:02:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 30 days, 20:16:10 toward level 80.
[09/17/19 16:57:49] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:22 towards level 80.
[09/17/19 23:53:45] M144 [639/821] has challenged djm [23/986] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:08:23 is removed from M144's clock.
[09/18/19 06:12:24] Asara and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 21:13:45] djm and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 15:29:54] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:28:56 from level 80.
[09/20/19 13:07:50] algernon [423/697] has challenged djm [742/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:10 is added to algernon's clock.
[09/20/19 19:15:12] djm and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/19 06:11:43] brendan [854/1348] has challenged djm [622/986] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:17:22 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/19 14:47:29] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:41 towards level 80.
[09/22/19 09:18:00] GilbertErik [278/724] has challenged djm [351/986] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:11:00 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/22/19 10:18:15] djm [861/986] has challenged Sundance [273/543] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:32:51 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/22/19 11:01:49] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:25 towards level 80.
[09/22/19 12:15:59] djm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:30:44 from level 80.
[09/24/19 02:45:12] woonack, L, and BagelBites [2014/2209] have team battled djm, inittab, and pixelate [1395/2067] and won! 2 days, 15:59:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 03:30:26] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:27 towards level 80.
[09/25/19 10:05:44] djm [797/986] has come upon WallIdl [148/542] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:03:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/25/19 15:56:58] TheDeadlyDandy, micah, and Zaratustra [2008/2669] have team battled djm, Nistur, and freeboson [788/2406] and won! 0 days, 06:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/19 02:14:51] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/19 11:35:27] elf [968/1313] has come upon djm [11/977] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:19:14 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/26/19 23:44:05] astropoint [867/929] has challenged djm [916/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:54 is added to astropoint's clock.
[09/28/19 07:14:34] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 17:10:28] KyloRen [115/305] has come upon djm [866/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:09 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[09/30/19 15:29:52] Pontuzz [125/313] has challenged djm [558/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[10/01/19 16:55:57] dwfreed [294/570] has come upon djm [131/977] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:49:45 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/02/19 06:35:43] djm [561/1001] has challenged golgy [327/652] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:05:15 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/04/19 20:29:03] Heisenberg [19/764] has challenged djm [712/1001] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:55:24 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/05/19 01:16:10] MadMan, irix, and Scar3cr0w [320/2697] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, djm, and Tenorman [2871/2989] and lost! 0 days, 09:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/19 02:30:48] Syloq, Khorne, and sjefen6 [1728/2272] have team battled djm, LapTop006, and Chuck [346/2288] and won! 0 days, 02:56:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 00:42:49] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:36:58 towards level 81.
[10/06/19 04:52:31] Agent86 [473/708] has come upon djm [390/1001] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:37:51 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[10/06/19 09:01:11] djm [598/1001] has come upon dwfreed [209/570] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:34:38 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/06/19 10:06:34] AncalagonThBlack and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/19 00:41:22] bebbet [391/587] has challenged djm [49/1001] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:17:09 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[10/07/19 01:57:19] CornFly [285/1158] has come upon djm [729/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:13:41 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/07/19 23:36:51] Balthazar [352/547] has come upon djm [254/1001] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:43:35 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[10/08/19 01:47:20] freeboson [394/664] has challenged djm [226/1001] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:38:04 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/09/19 09:20:42] Ratigan, waifu, and jvoisin [31/2632] have team battled kork, brycec, and djm [1762/2538] and lost! 3 days, 06:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/19 01:26:58] djm [493/1001] has come upon pixelate [493/518] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:15:44 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/12/19 09:59:15] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:45 towards level 81.
[10/13/19 08:18:04] ganome [445/467] has challenged djm [674/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:07 is added to ganome's clock.
[10/14/19 02:08:07] lakwatsero, elbie, and Ttech [1340/3348] have team battled lipek, djm, and lavamind [505/3057] and won! 0 days, 13:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 12:44:47] Forud, djm, and anarcat [2178/2523] have team battled max, ncarl747, and astropoint [2712/2728] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/19 13:08:54] djm [790/1002] has come upon skarlso [166/455] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:24:23 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/14/19 14:20:13] RBecker [286/849] has come upon djm [944/1002] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:16:31 is added to RBecker's clock.
[10/14/19 20:52:19] djm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:42:35 from level 81.
[10/14/19 23:23:27] Nofew [673/880] has come upon djm [694/1002] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:37:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/15/19 17:01:20] vegadark [217/650] has challenged djm [411/1002] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:21:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/17/19 22:44:15] djm [431/1002] has challenged max [820/973] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:03:04 is added to djm's clock.
[10/18/19 02:05:07] himuraken, The_Joker, and elf [958/2660] have team battled pants, djm, and mwhahaha [1003/3166] and lost! 1 day, 15:34:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/19 08:46:47] Nofew [302/880] has challenged djm [798/1002] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:00:18 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/18/19 20:59:32] dindinx and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 00:26:11] djm and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 03:10:37] TimWolla and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 11:42:27] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:49 towards level 81.
[10/20/19 19:00:50] waifu [350/1116] has come upon djm [314/1002] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:48:59 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/20/19 20:32:00] allo, AncalagonThBlack, and Misza [483/2804] have team battled blabber, Scar3cr0w, and djm [1938/2378] and lost! 1 day, 05:44:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/19 00:19:24] djm and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 12:53:08] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:34 towards level 81.
[10/23/19 15:06:45] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:27 from level 81.
[10/23/19 16:20:23] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:24 towards level 81.
[10/23/19 22:17:55] djm [343/1002] has challenged alephnull [53/922] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:26:07 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/24/19 03:19:05] astropoint [679/929] has challenged djm [466/1002] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:27:24 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[10/24/19 12:58:48] Beavis, soltys, and LapTop006 [832/2608] have team battled djm, nawcom, and jvoisin [595/2255] and won! 0 days, 07:14:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/19 18:22:39] djm [367/1002] has challenged inittab [458/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:45 is added to djm's clock.
[10/25/19 16:19:39] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:36 towards level 81.
[10/25/19 16:49:55] djm and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 14:41:33] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:44 from level 81.
[10/26/19 15:42:12] suterismus [157/1357] has come upon djm [865/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:51:36 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/27/19 01:01:10] blabber [618/748] has come upon djm [910/1002] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:20:21 is added to blabber's clock.
[10/27/19 20:54:37] jvoisin and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 16:36:36] djm [151/1002] has come upon Majak [486/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:04 is added to djm's clock.
[10/28/19 19:48:25] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:41 towards level 81.
[10/29/19 07:44:08] djm [524/1002] has challenged Dyntra [299/415] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:33:37 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/30/19 12:02:43] bootdisk [169/658] has come upon djm [557/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:44:01 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[10/30/19 16:17:21] djm and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 19:28:22] djm [467/1002] has challenged petrichor [615/1270] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:59:42 is added to djm's clock.
[10/31/19 06:29:27] djm [462/1002] has come upon pixelate [163/522] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:07:42 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/31/19 06:29:54] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:37:26 from level 82.
[10/31/19 14:08:00] Ratigan [697/815] has challenged djm [53/1002] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[10/31/19 14:08:00] Ratigan has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 5 days, 09:40:43 is added to djm's clock.
[11/01/19 02:02:14] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:52:25 towards level 82.
[11/02/19 05:28:21] jvoisin and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/19 23:02:17] djm [625/1002] has come upon pfoley [588/837] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:42:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/03/19 03:03:04] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:21 towards level 82.
[11/03/19 10:02:09] anarcat [910/979] has come upon djm [647/1002] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:40:33 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/05/19 20:02:08] meskio [507/865] has challenged djm [224/1002] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:22:13 is removed from meskio's clock.
[11/05/19 20:02:08] meskio has dealt djm a Critical Strike! 4 days, 16:50:04 is added to djm's clock.
[11/07/19 06:13:50] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:43 towards level 82.
[11/08/19 03:52:05] djm EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:45:11 from level 82.
[11/08/19 15:55:26] wMw, Jay_of_Delucia, and Everyman [1039/2282] have team battled djm, golgy, and bootdisk [1245/2548] and lost! 3 days, 01:59:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 17:54:16] jawsh, sc_, and Scar3cr0w [74/1700] have team battled djm, AbrahamLinksys, and Xenthys [1216/2158] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 19:05:21] djm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:18 from level 82.
[11/08/19 21:19:32] djm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:18:22 from level 82.
[11/10/19 01:30:10] Zyphyr, StalkR, Yuhno, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/19 22:01:31] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:21 towards level 82.
[11/11/19 04:16:03] bavi [402/488] has challenged djm [62/1002] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:27 is removed from bavi's clock.
[11/11/19 15:10:38] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:40:27 towards level 82.
[11/12/19 07:24:09] Atan [703/766] has come upon djm [751/1002] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:16:38 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/12/19 09:39:14] dwfreed [534/780] has come upon djm [997/1002] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:32:09 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/13/19 06:01:31] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:22:11 towards level 82.
[11/13/19 13:50:33] RedW, Zoddo, djm, and KyloRen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/19 21:57:54] Pauwelz [145/210] has challenged djm [206/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/15/19 01:09:38] djm, bookworm, and xayto [1449/2222] have team battled Milquetoast, Fluttershy, and Eldoreth [3159/3441] and lost! 3 days, 12:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/19 03:59:24] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:03 towards level 82.
[11/16/19 02:15:48] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:11:16 towards level 82.
[11/16/19 05:39:36] Majak and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 10:05:12] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:12 towards level 82.
[11/17/19 01:07:54] m0shbear, Ironhoof, and Everyman [338/3210] have team battled WallIdl, djm, and Dyntra [127/1952] and won! 0 days, 13:43:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 02:50:32] PiotrekD [734/1007] has come upon djm [277/1002] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:48:03 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/17/19 09:16:52] womblecat [311/713] has come upon djm [586/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:10 is added to womblecat's clock.
[11/17/19 10:15:33] Eldoreth [137/1249] has challenged djm [553/1002] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[11/17/19 17:55:38] djm [445/1002] has come upon bookworm [135/409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:26:59 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/18/19 19:21:41] djm [812/1002] has come upon RedW [196/1001] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:01:31 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/18/19 20:11:35] csssuf [439/728] has challenged djm [356/1002] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:08:27 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[11/18/19 22:08:23] yano [507/612] has come upon djm [830/1002] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 04:59:28 is added to yano's clock.
[11/19/19 10:05:53] sc_, Desspugne, and djm [734/2419] have team battled xayto, SlowRiot, and Forud [2076/2260] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 13:16:00] double [1090/1166] has challenged djm [259/1002] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:17:35 is removed from double's clock.
[11/20/19 04:55:57] max, djm, and Bradicus [421/2949] have team battled Cameron_D, Reilly, and Varjatticus [119/1613] and won! 1 day, 06:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/19 18:25:52] djm [871/1002] has come upon bisco [399/997] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:02:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/21/19 02:27:51] djm, Forud, and MetaNova [1542/2555] have team battled Agent86, golgy, and KeboDK [443/2298] and won! 0 days, 16:34:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 09:58:25] grooverider [1357/1491] has come upon djm [766/1002] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:52:04 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/21/19 10:17:54] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/19 02:39:18] djm [708/1002] has come upon mwhahaha [778/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:39 is added to djm's clock.
[11/23/19 00:57:09] FSM, Chuck, and LapTop006 [1582/2121] have team battled djm, Nofew, and PlasmaStar [1803/2547] and lost! 1 day, 00:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/19 18:41:58] Sharky4 [610/1098] has challenged djm [914/1002] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:03:03 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[11/23/19 20:36:05] djm [749/1002] has challenged soltys [73/884] in combat and won! 16 days, 02:24:02 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/23/19 22:42:57] djm [975/1002] has challenged ishanyx [632/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:53:31 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/24/19 02:06:41] djm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:21:54 from level 83.
[11/25/19 19:03:08] MetaNova, lakwatsero, and Globalirc [255/2231] have team battled Eldoreth, djm, and blabber [691/3002] and lost! 1 day, 00:48:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 01:37:22] sjums_the_great [124/497] has come upon djm [627/1002] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:50:39 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/26/19 08:30:57] Elgo, MaryMaid, and Geela [525/2046] have team battled djm, FSM, and Sharky4 [630/2889] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 12:12:40] Xenofex, Mateusz, and Nofew [1756/2860] have team battled Brainiac, astropoint, and djm [1403/2782] and won! 0 days, 11:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 14:49:23] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:52:29 from level 83.
[11/26/19 19:37:17] Nistur [538/817] has come upon djm [109/1002] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 00:17:19 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[11/27/19 17:13:32] Mars [546/1291] has come upon djm [441/1002] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:08:51 is removed from Mars's clock.
[11/28/19 08:29:22] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:07:11 towards level 83.
[11/29/19 22:06:43] djm [536/1002] has come upon humus [46/341] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:10:04 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/01/19 03:52:52] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:27 towards level 83.
[12/02/19 04:52:12] djm [812/1002] has come upon The_Joker [381/422] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:33:23 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/02/19 10:18:17] djm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:34:00 from level 83.
[12/05/19 01:24:11] djm sharpened the edge of their weapon! djm's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/19 05:40:51] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:16 towards level 83.
[12/05/19 18:16:48] djm and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 23:43:13] djm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! djm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/19 16:19:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 21:05:16 from level 83.
[12/06/19 17:04:02] micah [394/878] has challenged djm [821/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:16:53 is added to micah's clock.
[12/08/19 09:45:04] lipek [1030/1400] has challenged djm [780/1016] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:52:24 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/08/19 20:03:47] Khorne, Elgo, and gdm [947/2269] have team battled djm, freeboson, and alephnull [1395/2607] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/19 00:44:24] vegadark [656/660] has come upon djm [620/1016] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:48:05 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/10/19 00:36:50] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:58:48 towards level 83.
[12/12/19 18:11:08] Yuhno and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 09:40:45] Pauwelz [72/421] has come upon djm [152/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:36 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[12/13/19 13:19:02] zid, Crazycatlady, MaryMaid, and djm have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/19 22:10:32] lipek, djm, and sjefen6 [88/3041] have team battled womblecat, bookworm, and Mars [186/2401] and lost! 2 days, 12:24:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/19 22:43:40] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:34:02 from level 83.
[12/14/19 04:45:58] djm [248/1016] has come upon buyoq [405/547] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:11:13 is added to djm's clock.
[12/14/19 06:45:43] allo and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 19:24:37] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:24 from level 83.
[12/14/19 22:42:10] djm [516/1016] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [300/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:39:38 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/14/19 23:59:07] osannatas [169/798] has come upon djm [235/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:52 is added to osannatas's clock.
[12/15/19 05:33:24] djm [649/1016] has come upon cirdan [240/1001] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:29:34 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/15/19 19:32:50] KyloRen [342/455] has come upon djm [267/1016] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:20:53 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[12/17/19 08:11:55] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:59 towards level 83.
[12/17/19 16:56:32] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:25 towards level 83.
[12/18/19 11:54:53] MrGlass, suterismus, and TimWolla [553/3236] have team battled M144, Globalirc, and djm [1605/2703] and lost! 5 days, 08:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/19 01:31:27] djm [774/1016] has come upon bookworm [160/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:55:02 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/19/19 13:38:16] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:33 towards level 83.
[12/22/19 05:11:38] Beavis, Ironhoof, and djm [668/3420] have team battled efertone, pants, and pfoley [397/2634] and won! 1 day, 15:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/19 09:22:24] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:27 towards level 83.
[12/23/19 10:52:34] djm [375/1016] has challenged lakwatsero [261/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:35:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/23/19 12:36:51] i3d, djm, and brycec [1115/2494] have team battled lakwatsero, nawcom, and Tiny_Nuggins [199/1606] and won! 0 days, 02:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 22:56:48] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:42 from level 83.
[12/24/19 10:05:15] tmberg, dartainus, and jvoisin [211/3241] have team battled sjefen6, djm, and kork [108/1978] and won! 0 days, 14:50:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/19 15:01:56] Birdbones, soltys, and djm [699/3264] have team battled CornFly, sjums_the_great, and astropoint [2647/2703] and lost! 0 days, 12:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/19 17:04:05] MadMan, Ttech, and Roxana [3994/4496] have team battled TimWolla, djm, and findlayr [46/2216] and won! 8 days, 16:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 00:33:46] The_Joker, Desspugne, bigjay, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/19 22:05:43] djm [847/1016] has challenged Nofew [423/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:06 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/26/19 15:32:16] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:57 towards level 83.
[12/26/19 20:50:33] Lnk, GilbertErik, and djm [2601/2820] have team battled tmberg, loomysh, and Geela [823/3302] and won! 0 days, 01:47:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 04:02:02] djm [256/1029] has challenged Zaratustra [408/1129] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:15:04 is added to djm's clock.
[12/27/19 07:43:46] double, SlimeDiamond, and sheu [624/1746] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, djm, and Scornn [130/2579] and won! 0 days, 00:00:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 03:17:41] djm [623/1029] has challenged kork [154/337] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:27:44 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/28/19 03:17:41] djm has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:17:33 is added to kork's clock.
[12/28/19 22:24:15] blabber [401/781] has come upon djm [356/1029] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:12:51 is removed from blabber's clock.
[12/29/19 00:46:26] Neo [410/444] has challenged djm [489/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/30/19 00:18:07] djm and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 09:20:34] Majak and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 05:51:13] The_Joker [371/454] has challenged djm [408/1029] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:17:26 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[01/03/20 12:52:49] Andries [111/570] has challenged djm [29/1029] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:16:17 is removed from Andries's clock.
[01/03/20 21:38:16] waifu and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 15:46:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 14 days, 19:57:38 toward level 84.
[01/07/20 16:52:15] D.Va and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 18:16:30] djm [68/1029] has challenged blabber [187/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:26:49 is added to djm's clock.
[01/08/20 12:17:52] jjasghar [69/337] has challenged djm [369/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[01/08/20 15:13:56] idlerpgww and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 19:52:09] Xenofex [373/886] has come upon djm [1019/1029] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:11:17 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[01/09/20 16:33:52] djm and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 18:15:29] datdus [362/626] has come upon djm [731/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:56:43 is added to datdus's clock.
[01/09/20 20:44:51] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:41:25 from level 84.
[01/10/20 23:47:50] Globalirc, Beavis, and Beefcan [2323/2456] have team battled djm, damyan, and Chuck [2924/3065] and lost! 1 day, 12:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 11:57:37] djm and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/20 03:35:07] DrJosh9000 [297/759] has come upon djm [27/1029] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:58:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[01/12/20 19:20:01] canton7 [595/1151] has come upon djm [784/1029] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:55:42 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/13/20 07:42:45] MadMan [871/1360] has come upon djm [609/1029] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:03:39 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[01/15/20 09:43:48] GipsyPureGold [578/660] has come upon djm [963/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:20:25 is added to GipsyPureGold's clock.
[01/15/20 14:42:22] MetaNova [188/975] has come upon djm [1012/1029] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:17:13 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/15/20 21:06:35] lakwatsero [228/386] has challenged djm [250/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:06 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/16/20 00:07:22] djm [587/1029] has challenged Zyphyr [595/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:34:15 is added to djm's clock.
[01/16/20 15:17:28] datdus, Khorne, and djm [999/2768] have team battled Mars, Athos, and blizgerg [2146/3308] and lost! 1 day, 15:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/20 08:18:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 6 days, 12:56:21 toward level 84.
[01/17/20 11:35:11] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:52 from level 84.
[01/17/20 12:16:41] zid [605/959] has challenged djm [988/1029] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:53:39 is added to zid's clock.
[01/18/20 00:19:35] Khorne [235/1023] has challenged djm [965/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:41:04 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/18/20 06:56:20] djm [471/1029] has come upon KH405 [91/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:32:26 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/18/20 10:34:24] djm and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 01:47:14] zankore stole djm's level 284 pair of boots while they were sleeping! zankore leaves their old level 269 pair of boots behind, which djm then takes.
[01/19/20 07:58:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 2 days, 00:13:26 toward level 84.
[01/19/20 11:51:26] Birdbones [1023/1365] has come upon djm [765/1013] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:43:51 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/19/20 14:53:49] pixelate [345/519] has challenged djm [538/1013] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to pixelate's clock.
[01/20/20 03:40:37] djm [200/1013] has challenged MadMan [700/1360] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to djm's clock.
[01/20/20 10:33:39] djm [545/1013] has challenged petrichor [141/1215] in combat and won! 17 days, 14:56:29 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/20/20 18:35:35] djm [331/1013] has challenged jayvee [331/357] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:22 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/21/20 09:18:01] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:33:04 towards level 85.
[01/21/20 12:41:42] djm and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 22:31:13] djm sharpened the edge of their weapon! djm's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/20 19:37:41] dxtr [55/932] has challenged djm [133/1035] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to dxtr's clock.
[01/24/20 18:05:19] Yuhno and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 00:11:04] Scornn and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 09:28:26] djm [908/1035] has come upon dclaw123 [522/1093] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:47:41 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/27/20 10:03:14] buksi, StalkR, and djm [146/2329] have team battled TauPan, Reilly, and alephnull [1190/1928] and lost! 3 days, 04:49:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 00:58:01] Forud, Beefcan, and D.Va [110/2245] have team battled loomysh, djm, and Tratos [1662/2907] and lost! 1 day, 08:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 09:45:42] grooverider [412/1518] has come upon djm [469/1035] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:33:59 is added to grooverider's clock.
[01/29/20 19:48:40] djm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:07:29 from level 85.
[01/31/20 18:04:47] grooverider, kenyon, and waifu [2905/3779] have team battled Xenthys, djm, and SirMonkeybox [813/2315] and won! 0 days, 18:05:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 22:51:03] cromyr [37/242] has challenged djm [283/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to cromyr's clock.
[02/03/20 02:29:20] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/20 22:25:49] sc_ [167/616] has come upon djm [910/1031] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:36:33 is added to sc_'s clock.
[02/04/20 05:43:52] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:30:51 towards level 85.
[02/04/20 06:20:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 6 days, 10:36:27 toward level 85.
[02/05/20 20:43:53] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:13 towards level 85.
[02/06/20 01:41:44] zbe [436/443] has challenged djm [718/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/06/20 19:39:36] djm was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:33 from level 85.
[02/07/20 00:39:23] blizgerg [574/1374] has come upon djm [91/1031] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 18:07:43 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/07/20 11:37:46] djm and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/20 23:30:03] djm [950/1031] has challenged xonic [382/719] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:33:25 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/09/20 02:09:16] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:01 towards level 85.
[02/09/20 13:01:24] dwfreed, SlimeDiamond, and rxcomm [1496/2648] have team battled astropoint, tmberg, and djm [1010/3570] and won! 0 days, 17:11:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/20 15:50:22] JensRex, bisco, and AbrahamLinksys [1231/2989] have team battled astropoint, djm, and jbroome [2438/3042] and lost! 1 day, 12:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/20 23:30:50] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:44 towards level 85.
[02/11/20 19:47:11] max [856/1017] has challenged djm [455/1031] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:21:04 is removed from max's clock.
[02/11/20 21:54:12] Sharky4, IdleMaster, and TheDeadlyDandy [1749/2636] have team battled Tenorman, Pici, and djm [2034/3535] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 08:21:29] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:36 towards level 85.
[02/12/20 13:14:41] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:35 towards level 85.
[02/12/20 18:05:16] AbacusAvenger, djm, TheDeadlyDandy, and grooverider have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/20 13:05:10] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/20 11:03:08] Agent86 [531/711] has challenged djm [782/1031] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:38:24 is added to Agent86's clock.
[02/15/20 04:07:18] Yuhno [438/658] has challenged djm [44/1031] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:29:23 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[02/15/20 06:46:02] TheDeadlyDandy [375/766] has come upon djm [80/1031] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:38:30 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/15/20 09:30:43] crysys [208/888] has come upon djm [685/1031] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:34:27 is added to crysys's clock.
[02/16/20 03:12:47] lavamind [574/746] has challenged djm [986/1031] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to lavamind's clock.
[02/16/20 19:16:39] djm [540/1031] has challenged blabber [178/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:06:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/16/20 19:16:39] In the fierce battle, blabber dropped their level 75 tunic! djm picks it up, tossing their old level 63 tunic to blabber.
[02/17/20 13:29:57] djm [569/1045] has come upon tms [251/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:28 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/17/20 15:46:40] allo, sukil, and tmberg [2501/2631] have team battled MetaNova, djm, and waifu [433/2874] and won! 0 days, 02:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 15:47:01] elf [1146/1279] has come upon djm [678/1045] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:30:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/18/20 07:11:14] djm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:46 from level 85.
[02/18/20 20:30:25] Pici and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/20 22:32:13] djm [168/1045] has come upon tms [61/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:02:48 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/18/20 23:13:18] djm and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 06:17:28] djm, Antium, and Globalirc [1613/2832] have team battled Scornn, simple, and rustybicycle [262/2343] and won! 0 days, 22:50:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/20 20:23:12] djm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:46 from level 85.
[02/20/20 20:40:38] djm [914/1045] has challenged sunri5e [1137/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:10 is added to djm's clock.
[02/21/20 00:17:57] djm [503/1045] has come upon ohnx [758/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:23:39 is added to djm's clock.
[02/21/20 15:22:54] Xenthys [279/748] has challenged djm [91/1045] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:59:49 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[02/23/20 00:45:49] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:40 from level 85.
[02/23/20 18:45:22] djm [454/1087] has challenged Fluttershy [924/1205] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:58:16 is added to djm's clock.
[02/23/20 20:37:20] Crazycatlady and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/20 11:38:04] RBecker, buksi, and Mateusz [1593/2897] have team battled unicron, SlimeDiamond, and djm [1622/2429] and lost! 2 days, 12:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/20 20:45:03] djm and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 08:24:31] vegadark [649/767] has come upon djm [422/1087] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:29:32 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/29/20 08:40:40] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:01:21 towards level 86.
[02/29/20 09:18:16] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:11:03 towards level 86.
[02/29/20 22:56:05] simple [915/1030] has challenged djm [1003/1087] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:46:12 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/20 17:31:58] sjefen6 [416/897] has come upon djm [743/1087] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:03 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[03/03/20 17:43:22] blizgerg [1117/1374] has come upon djm [761/1087] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 12:49:21 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/04/20 04:30:40] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:27:36 towards level 86.
[03/04/20 06:38:25] Syloq and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/20 22:26:55] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:12:37 from level 86.
[03/05/20 00:18:04] mordac, Scar3cr0w, and djm [1032/3118] have team battled borsin, gdm, and Bluedog [98/1736] and won! 6 days, 07:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/20 13:06:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 12 days, 07:48:59 toward level 86.
[03/05/20 22:43:20] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:57 towards level 86.
[03/06/20 15:51:45] Elgo stole djm's level 222 weapon while they were sleeping! Elgo leaves their old level 60 weapon behind, which djm then takes.
[03/08/20 21:42:52] Chuck, djm, and JuanMaestro [819/2603] have team battled sigmg, blabber, and womblecat [2078/2550] and lost! 0 days, 12:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/20 09:18:22] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:29:15 from level 86.
[03/10/20 01:48:33] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:14:55 towards level 86.
[03/10/20 10:28:32] djm [262/914] has challenged Chuck [22/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:07:17 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/10/20 11:43:55] djm [172/914] has come upon ToHellWithGA [181/1044] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:43 is added to djm's clock.
[03/10/20 14:15:41] djm saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:40:08 from level 86.
[03/10/20 15:21:31] lavamind, Andries, and sjums_the_great [1998/2140] have team battled djm, Syloq, and algernon [2232/2430] and lost! 1 day, 02:01:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/20 00:31:49] womblecat [38/721] has challenged djm [102/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:08:28 is added to womblecat's clock.
[03/11/20 06:33:11] brycec [925/1190] has challenged djm [894/914] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:18:31 is removed from brycec's clock.
[03/12/20 02:16:22] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:03 towards level 86.
[03/12/20 04:13:52] CornFly, GipsyPureGold, and canton7 [1271/3048] have team battled SCSi, Syloq, and djm [525/2542] and won! 1 day, 02:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/20 04:17:50] djm and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/20 11:39:12] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:56 towards level 86.
[03/16/20 12:17:56] djm and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/20 04:54:11] h00k [434/764] has come upon djm [534/914] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:29:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/17/20 18:25:44] djm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:34 towards level 86.
[03/18/20 01:15:11] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/20 07:51:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 2 days, 00:50:07 toward level 86.
[03/18/20 17:27:48] sairis [355/383] has challenged djm [720/905] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:55 is added to sairis's clock.
[03/19/20 06:54:38] djm EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:36 from level 86.
[03/19/20 09:36:19] i3d [220/560] has come upon djm [111/905] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:26:41 is removed from i3d's clock.
[03/19/20 17:27:03] djm [507/905] has challenged Ironhoof [693/1257] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:49:59 is added to djm's clock.
[03/20/20 02:17:29] theZoMBiE [336/451] has come upon djm [788/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:29:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/20/20 03:04:54] mordac, skarlso, and xayto [1488/2858] have team battled Leedsichthys, djm, and Agent86 [301/1911] and won! 0 days, 20:56:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/20 04:53:35] djm and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/20 02:19:39] bigjay, el, buksi, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/20 13:47:35] djm [428/905] has come upon ohnx [443/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:22 is added to djm's clock.
[03/24/20 21:09:45] djm [42/905] has challenged jjasghar [152/438] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:39:56 is added to djm's clock.
[03/25/20 04:59:15] bookworm, micah, and StalkR [961/1876] have team battled kenyon, djm, and tmberg [1914/3561] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/20 07:13:48] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:54:58 towards level 87.
[03/25/20 10:56:22] djm [533/910] has challenged Nechayev [793/810] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:37:14 is added to djm's clock.
[03/25/20 22:01:41] djm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 16:45:57 from level 87.
[03/25/20 23:27:12] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:28:08 towards level 87.
[03/28/20 00:48:03] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:58:03 towards level 87.
[03/28/20 13:13:04] RBecker [809/832] has challenged djm [733/910] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:27:23 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[03/28/20 23:22:37] vegadark, ncarl747, and maligned [10/2210] have team battled el, JuanMaestro, and djm [301/2870] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/20 14:27:58] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:06:31 towards level 87.
[03/31/20 19:30:53] djm [112/910] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [229/645] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:16:36 is added to djm's clock.
[04/01/20 05:44:54] djm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:49:56 from level 87.
[04/02/20 00:43:28] djm and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/20 02:45:06] djm [392/910] has come upon asdf [68/271] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:26:47 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/02/20 14:23:32] jnerulax [238/337] has challenged djm [172/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:39 is removed from jnerulax's clock.
[04/02/20 15:15:23] djm [569/910] has come upon AbacusAvenger [24/918] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:51:49 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/02/20 18:41:47] djm [658/910] has challenged Heisenberg [1057/1094] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:04:27 is added to djm's clock.
[04/03/20 14:46:25] djm [877/910] has challenged soltys [569/896] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:44:48 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/03/20 19:13:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 34 days, 11:56:30 toward level 87.
[04/04/20 05:38:25] simple, unicron, and zygren [2243/2430] have team battled Tor, djm, and MadMan [1159/3469] and won! 1 day, 11:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 11:51:21] brycec [268/1186] has challenged djm [79/910] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:24:53 is removed from brycec's clock.
[04/04/20 12:51:34] MetaNova [270/999] has challenged djm [851/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:42 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/05/20 01:33:54] sc_ [366/723] has come upon djm [611/910] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:20:16 is added to sc_'s clock.
[04/05/20 15:52:01] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:00 from level 87.
[04/05/20 22:42:10] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/20 06:39:17] rustybicycle, idlerpgww, and djm [2115/2211] have team battled bigjay, StalkR, and Bradicus [2594/3165] and lost! 1 day, 09:17:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/20 07:06:47] scumola [444/471] has challenged djm [461/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:19:21 is added to scumola's clock.
[04/07/20 12:25:13] Kronos [171/269] has challenged djm [119/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:07 is removed from Kronos's clock.
[04/08/20 09:39:54] djm, Andries, and Kronos [25/1748] have team battled lakwatsero, rxcomm, and pants [490/2997] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/20 04:17:30] ilbelkyr, neurospex, and djm [970/3233] have team battled rxcomm, brendan, and Fluttershy [325/3970] and won! 0 days, 13:06:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/20 11:20:08] djm, Nechayev, and WallIdl [1214/2465] have team battled vegadark, algernon, and waifu [1245/2335] and lost! 2 days, 00:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/20 13:21:27] TimWolla and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/20 18:20:22] Tenorman [647/1247] has challenged djm [561/910] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:05:59 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/10/20 11:08:03] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:51 towards level 87.
[04/12/20 01:32:22] Dyntra, Bahhumbug, and Tiny_Nuggins [413/2416] have team battled jayvee, sjums_the_great, and djm [892/2582] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 06:45:20] Andries, Birdbones, and Lemelisk [241/3294] have team battled h00k, buksi, and djm [2110/2502] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 00:44:15] jbroome [520/1019] has challenged djm [219/910] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:44:18 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[04/14/20 12:23:21] inittab [13/620] has come upon djm [765/910] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:33:08 is added to inittab's clock.
[04/14/20 23:52:41] djm [898/910] has come upon holloway [404/1041] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:32:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/15/20 01:41:25] djm [312/910] has come upon holloway [939/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:12 is added to djm's clock.
[04/15/20 05:23:12] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:36 towards level 87.
[04/16/20 02:58:29] Nistur [338/832] has challenged djm [171/910] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:26:41 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[04/18/20 13:04:32] djm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:55 from level 87.
[04/18/20 17:25:29] crysys [306/782] has come upon djm [96/910] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:09:08 is removed from crysys's clock.
[04/18/20 18:46:20] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:01 towards level 87.
[04/18/20 21:34:23] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:26 towards level 87.
[04/19/20 03:57:09] djm [829/910] has challenged kenyon [919/1089] in combat and lost! 11 days, 17:27:18 is added to djm's clock.
[04/19/20 04:16:10] djm [543/910] has challenged MaryMaid [534/646] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:03:02 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/19/20 07:01:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 22 days, 09:16:59 toward level 88.
[04/19/20 23:31:25] Asara and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/20 06:22:28] blizgerg [1110/1374] has challenged djm [104/910] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:17:35 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[04/20/20 08:32:40] bigtrees [143/349] has come upon djm [303/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:29 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[04/20/20 10:23:27] djm [275/910] has challenged MJ94 [637/650] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:33:38 is added to djm's clock.
[04/21/20 02:07:55] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:09:26 towards level 88.
[04/21/20 06:19:41] orgg, WallIdl, and djm [297/1924] have team battled desikitteh, Asara, and okz [229/1482] and won! 0 days, 01:04:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/20 17:31:12] djm [857/910] has challenged AbacusAvenger [455/921] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:50:39 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/25/20 23:31:00] Dyntra, sc_, and SCSi [1574/2232] have team battled misha, dwfreed, and djm [1566/2577] and won! 1 day, 20:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 01:54:46] djm and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 18:28:49] algernon [564/717] has come upon djm [226/910] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:35:21 is removed from algernon's clock.
[04/27/20 13:40:58] elf [526/1298] has challenged djm [403/910] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:14:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/27/20 19:42:21] djm [716/910] has challenged kenyon [1031/1136] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:47:12 is added to djm's clock.
[04/29/20 12:15:26] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:30:52 towards level 88.
[04/29/20 17:57:17] djm, HeavyPodda, and Bluedog [912/2342] have team battled snek, Asara, and ohnx [471/2287] and won! 2 days, 13:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/20 23:40:48] Zyphyr, JensRex, and djm [404/2863] have team battled bigjay, dax, and aismallard [55/3026] and won! 1 day, 17:06:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/20 09:43:36] djm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:30:36 from level 88.
[04/30/20 09:58:13] grooverider stole djm's level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! grooverider leaves their old level 36 set of leggings behind, which djm then takes.
[04/30/20 21:34:52] bigjay, MJ94, and maligned [1353/2776] have team battled Neo, djm, and golgy [2369/2371] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/20 19:03:08] djm [566/881] has come upon Syloq [467/794] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:15:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/02/20 21:18:33] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:50 towards level 88.
[05/03/20 14:32:34] brycec, desikitteh, and algernon [1718/2283] have team battled meskio, djm, and WallIdl [1737/2552] and lost! 0 days, 08:23:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/20 21:07:08] djm [274/881] has come upon AbacusAvenger [90/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:39:13 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/04/20 21:58:23] djm and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/20 03:20:49] tmberg, loomysh, and SkyAdmin [1918/2987] have team battled HeavyPodda, holloway, and djm [1123/2845] and won! 0 days, 00:10:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/20 04:29:28] djm [234/881] has challenged xayto [153/768] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:20:42 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/06/20 04:48:11] sukil [234/520] has challenged djm [194/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:01 is removed from sukil's clock.
[05/06/20 06:35:19] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:58 towards level 88.
[05/06/20 13:48:12] freeboson [54/695] has come upon djm [382/881] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 05:24:27 is added to freeboson's clock.
[05/06/20 22:24:09] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:36 towards level 88.
[05/07/20 08:14:17] pants stole djm's level 88 helm while they were sleeping! pants leaves their old level 65 helm behind, which djm then takes.
[05/07/20 09:25:00] djm [231/855] has come upon unicron [102/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:25 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/07/20 12:14:57] djm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:06 from level 88.
[05/07/20 13:37:13] pollo [460/1064] has challenged djm [499/855] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:34:20 is added to pollo's clock.
[05/07/20 17:43:17] djm, Agent86, and meskio [475/2469] have team battled MMaple, tmberg, and Ironhoof [2843/3246] and lost! 0 days, 19:17:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/20 23:25:56] Chuck [387/774] has come upon djm [688/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:20:00 is added to Chuck's clock.
[05/10/20 00:08:23] djm [242/855] has come upon Asara [755/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:34:55 is added to djm's clock.
[05/11/20 03:42:09] grooverider, djm, and allo [2376/3149] have team battled Chuck, xayto, and HeavyPodda [54/2506] and won! 0 days, 08:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 08:02:00] tmberg, soltys, and Syloq [3354/3432] have team battled djm, h00k, and alephnull [1384/2851] and won! 3 days, 15:19:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/20 13:33:29] djm [340/855] has challenged Agent86 [127/691] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:05:30 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/13/20 18:12:51] Heisenberg [357/1103] has challenged djm [121/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:34 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/13/20 18:57:02] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:45:10 towards level 89.
[05/14/20 07:37:44] h00k [775/800] has come upon djm [230/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:32:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/14/20 08:36:36] HeavyPodda, TimWolla, and blizgerg [3144/3258] have team battled djm, Bluedog, and TauPan [1006/1800] and won! 5 days, 08:49:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 05:26:32] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:19:00 towards level 89.
[05/15/20 10:45:00] jayvee [430/716] has challenged djm [196/855] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:55:05 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/15/20 22:11:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 19 days, 20:15:18 toward level 89.
[05/17/20 06:11:25] djm [565/862] has come upon pollo [9/1029] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:53:27 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/17/20 16:34:23] djm [693/862] has challenged Agent86 [311/969] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:15:41 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/17/20 20:27:43] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:35:22 from level 89.
[05/18/20 07:37:54] djm [117/862] has challenged Psilocybe [488/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:53 is added to djm's clock.
[05/18/20 14:39:32] djm [744/862] has challenged lipek [703/1403] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:05:20 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/18/20 19:37:48] CodeB [4/190] has challenged djm [68/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to CodeB's clock.
[05/19/20 09:33:16] KeboDK [487/749] has come upon djm [593/862] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:41:33 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[05/19/20 17:14:35] Milquetoast [240/1079] has come upon djm [742/862] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 08:38:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/19/20 18:49:18] lakwatsero, djm, and alephnull [1663/2443] have team battled golgy, anarcat, and gdm [246/2346] and won! 2 days, 09:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 22:12:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 4 days, 22:26:11 toward level 89.
[05/21/20 12:27:38] darkmage [767/1350] has come upon djm [804/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:02:55 is added to darkmage's clock.
[05/22/20 22:37:52] djm, Nistur, and fattrat [23/2938] have team battled gdm, buksi, and Dyntra [565/2008] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 04:04:55] djm [351/862] has challenged Ironhoof [909/1266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:25 is added to djm's clock.
[05/23/20 08:14:12] djm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:38 from level 89.
[05/24/20 13:41:14] Beefcan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 21:06:37] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:23 towards level 89.
[05/24/20 21:34:01] djm [482/862] has challenged RBecker [715/878] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to djm's clock.
[05/25/20 03:15:27] djm [557/862] has challenged darkmage [1301/1350] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:15:40 is added to djm's clock.
[05/25/20 10:49:48] djm was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:04:35 from level 90.
[05/25/20 14:09:21] GunMan [219/363] has challenged djm [474/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to GunMan's clock.
[05/25/20 20:24:48] gdm, el, djm, and i3d have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/20 18:00:20] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:01:03 towards level 90.
[05/29/20 07:59:43] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:59:07 towards level 90.
[05/29/20 09:26:58] zbe and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/20 05:42:54] Birdbones [560/1330] has challenged djm [526/862] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:30:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/30/20 06:20:35] djm was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:30:38 from level 90.
[05/30/20 18:16:30] M144, djm, and Eldoreth [636/3066] have team battled LapTop006, tms, and Kronos [1478/1572] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/20 16:12:46] djm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! djm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/20 12:10:36] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:49:04 from level 90.
[06/01/20 12:49:46] HellSpawn, djm, AngryParsley, and tris have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/20 16:16:05] djm and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/20 17:33:36] djm, LukeLR, and Birdbones [424/3026] have team battled Ttech, Zyphyr, and womblecat [639/3439] and lost! 1 day, 23:39:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 02:51:44] gildarts and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 08:05:00] LukeLR [323/838] has challenged djm [265/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:14:20 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[06/03/20 09:26:39] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:58 towards level 90.
[06/07/20 03:49:06] pants [1137/1327] has challenged djm [563/858] in combat and won! 20 days, 03:58:43 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/07/20 13:58:33] algernon [560/722] has come upon djm [39/858] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:45:29 is removed from algernon's clock.
[06/10/20 05:54:17] MetaNova [181/1031] has come upon djm [215/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:53 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/10/20 07:07:58] djm [123/858] has challenged sunri5e [154/1144] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:19:44 is added to djm's clock.
[06/10/20 18:33:39] idlerpgww, Scornn, and jnerulax [1286/2267] have team battled MJ94, djm, and vegadark [506/2282] and won! 1 day, 08:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/20 03:21:15] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:41 towards level 90.
[06/13/20 03:17:14] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:19 towards level 90.
[06/13/20 03:50:18] waifu [765/832] has challenged djm [749/858] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:09:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/13/20 22:29:36] elbie [608/644] has challenged djm [721/858] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:33:32 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/14/20 01:20:58] fattrat [256/1247] has come upon djm [728/858] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:14:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/14/20 13:33:14] djm [41/858] has challenged petrichor [591/1229] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:20:37 is added to djm's clock.
[06/14/20 22:35:31] djm [479/858] has challenged Andries [636/649] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:47:49 is added to djm's clock.
[06/15/20 06:40:36] blabber [43/886] has come upon djm [256/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:08:49 is added to blabber's clock.
[06/15/20 14:58:13] djm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:37:31 from level 90.
[06/16/20 06:43:40] nawcom [49/667] has challenged djm [213/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:21 is added to nawcom's clock.
[06/16/20 17:46:26] djm [530/858] has challenged grooverider [704/1577] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:21:41 is added to djm's clock.
[06/17/20 16:08:57] lakwatsero [146/375] has come upon djm [187/858] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 07:00:08 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[06/19/20 11:57:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 15:43:22 from level 90.
[06/20/20 01:14:17] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:45 towards level 90.
[06/20/20 05:16:03] nawcom [401/667] has come upon djm [159/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:21 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/20/20 07:06:02] djm, tmberg, and astropoint [1472/3477] have team battled Globalirc, nawcom, and himuraken [2232/2485] and lost! 7 days, 11:27:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 18:30:39] Kveikur [199/303] has challenged djm [850/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to Kveikur's clock.
[06/21/20 00:33:18] Fluttershy [989/1222] has challenged djm [190/858] in combat and won! 21 days, 03:50:26 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[06/21/20 01:08:33] grooverider [558/1577] has come upon djm [519/858] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:52:07 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/21/20 17:15:43] Elgo [834/921] has challenged djm [565/858] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:17:21 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[06/22/20 09:19:36] Nistur [746/817] has challenged djm [71/858] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:31:30 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[06/23/20 02:00:42] djm, Tiny_Nuggins, and brendan [1587/3162] have team battled xayto, MiddlewareMonkey, and darkmage [2992/3173] and lost! 4 days, 05:48:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/20 06:19:03] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:02:01 towards level 90.
[06/23/20 17:50:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 2 days, 10:05:34 toward level 90.
[06/24/20 10:23:27] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:43:20 towards level 90.
[06/25/20 14:38:37] djm [690/858] has challenged Bahhumbug [711/984] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:01:29 is added to djm's clock.
[06/26/20 14:44:38] djm [477/858] has challenged HeavyPodda [233/966] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:17:35 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/26/20 16:40:54] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:45:17 towards level 90.
[06/26/20 21:23:55] GeneralZod [51/328] has challenged djm [444/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to GeneralZod's clock.
[06/27/20 15:19:48] idlerpgww and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 10:54:15] blabber [804/883] has come upon djm [86/858] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:13:33 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/28/20 10:55:12] ohnx [225/789] has challenged djm [771/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:46:57 is added to ohnx's clock.
[06/29/20 08:50:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 15:29:39 from level 90.
[06/30/20 04:53:13] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:16:26 towards level 90.
[06/30/20 22:13:30] m0shbear, djm, and holloway [2367/2875] have team battled buksi, Bradicus, and borsin [1531/2630] and won! 3 days, 10:38:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/20 08:35:45] MiddlewareMonkey, skarlso, and Frogging101 [87/2593] have team battled Globalirc, djm, and m0shbear [1106/2725] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/20 10:18:54] Yuhno, Tiny_Nuggins, and mordac [2923/2961] have team battled djm, NeonMobile, and Misza [39/2604] and won! 2 days, 18:26:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/20 23:36:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 13 days, 04:33:45 toward level 90.
[07/02/20 18:59:22] djm and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 18:19:37] brycec and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/20 06:22:33] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:08:06 from level 90.
[07/04/20 07:17:58] Blukunfando [160/428] has challenged djm [464/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:36 is added to Blukunfando's clock.
[07/04/20 15:40:07] djm, Forud, Milquetoast, and sigmg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/20 15:40:28] Forud [786/872] has come upon djm [420/858] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:24:58 is removed from Forud's clock.
[07/05/20 10:43:45] Nechayev [399/918] has come upon djm [303/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:56:50 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[07/05/20 19:56:25] djm [655/858] has come upon Frogging101 [81/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:40:21 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/06/20 03:03:06] Andries and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 00:03:37] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 07:54:44] Khorne [72/996] has challenged djm [458/858] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:33:50 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/07/20 17:36:09] djm [21/858] has challenged Lnk [49/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:17 is added to djm's clock.
[07/08/20 07:45:45] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:35 from level 90.
[07/09/20 11:07:01] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:47 towards level 90.
[07/09/20 16:06:52] djm [374/860] has challenged waifu [569/899] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to djm's clock.
[07/10/20 10:30:42] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:29:19 towards level 91.
[07/11/20 05:33:35] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/20 18:40:38] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:38:09 towards level 91.
[07/12/20 04:37:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 5 days, 11:31:29 toward level 91.
[07/16/20 10:17:45] bigtrees [77/425] has come upon djm [309/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:02:30 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[07/16/20 22:37:58] brycec and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 16:21:51] brycec and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/20 00:51:30] djm [15/860] has come upon JensRex [1274/1289] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:23:28 is added to djm's clock.
[07/19/20 18:20:15] Yuhno and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/20 16:10:44] cocco, idlerpgww, ohnx, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/20 15:24:47] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:34:15 from level 91.
[07/22/20 14:06:16] djm and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 01:27:58] Altair, Zaratustra, and bobvador [1391/2121] have team battled Lemelisk, jayvee, and djm [185/2985] and won! 0 days, 02:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 05:54:53] djm and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 22:04:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 14 days, 04:25:43 toward level 91.
[07/23/20 22:13:41] Pontuzz [99/454] has come upon djm [528/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:36 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[07/24/20 04:27:52] djm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:33 from level 91.
[07/24/20 14:36:57] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:41 towards level 91.
[07/24/20 20:28:59] djm and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 09:42:37] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:18 towards level 91.
[07/25/20 22:25:12] djm [49/860] has come upon tmberg [1461/1573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:15:45 is added to djm's clock.
[07/26/20 01:49:07] max, feek, and ToHellWithGA [1159/2037] have team battled dartainus, djm, and Scar3cr0w [1614/2443] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/20 15:09:26] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:28 towards level 91.
[07/27/20 07:34:30] Fennec and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 12:15:52] djm [624/860] has come upon Athos [230/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:44:58 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/28/20 00:45:14] misha, MrGlass, and KeboDK [2085/2498] have team battled djm, Varjatticus, and max [445/1899] and won! 1 day, 00:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 16:59:26] Beefcan [281/682] has come upon djm [49/860] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:45:16 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/29/20 22:43:30] Fennec [96/443] has come upon djm [616/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:01:05 is added to Fennec's clock.
[07/30/20 00:12:33] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:46 towards level 91.
[07/30/20 01:18:54] djm left their weapon out in the rain to rust! djm's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/20 06:02:55] djm [263/853] has challenged Leedsichthys [310/393] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:03:56 is added to djm's clock.
[07/30/20 10:07:51] sheu and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/20 18:44:30] MrGlass, Asara, and djm [2398/2735] have team battled Tratos, FSM, and yano [1774/2551] and won! 6 days, 09:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/20 22:14:46] djm was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:59:10 from level 92.
[07/31/20 16:07:37] FSM and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 22:36:26] feek [0/361] has challenged djm [503/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:53 is added to feek's clock.
[08/03/20 01:47:57] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:23:55 from level 92.
[08/03/20 18:11:29] djm [529/856] has come upon Lemelisk [28/1398] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 20:13:34 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/04/20 00:40:57] djm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:13:07 from level 92.
[08/04/20 18:06:24] djm bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:10:04 from level 92.
[08/05/20 11:59:18] djm [717/856] has come upon L [457/909] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:52:58 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/06/20 04:19:57] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:06:14 towards level 92.
[08/06/20 12:22:35] djm [279/856] has come upon Mateusz [733/1246] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:39:54 is added to djm's clock.
[08/06/20 22:06:41] mwhahaha [47/1017] has come upon djm [278/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/08/20 04:52:54] djm [21/856] has come upon irix [152/984] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:44:48 is added to djm's clock.
[08/08/20 16:39:36] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:07:18 towards level 92.
[08/08/20 16:39:52] djm [690/856] has challenged tmberg [1409/1527] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:29:46 is added to djm's clock.
[08/09/20 13:09:22] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:25:58 towards level 92.
[08/10/20 05:53:46] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:38:49 from level 92.
[08/10/20 07:26:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 49 days, 19:36:37 toward level 92.
[08/11/20 07:10:46] djm [510/856] has come upon pfoley [209/876] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:26:40 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/11/20 16:59:49] Geela [311/781] has challenged djm [680/856] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:36:24 is added to Geela's clock.
[08/12/20 16:05:20] MiddlewareMonkey [723/1045] has challenged djm [700/856] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:33:45 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/12/20 16:48:53] KH405 [497/572] has come upon djm [788/856] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:26:22 is added to KH405's clock.
[08/12/20 19:47:11] AncalagonThBlack and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 23:18:51] djm and Vic have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/20 06:30:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 5 days, 19:01:51 toward level 92.
[08/15/20 06:36:58] Psilocybe [675/748] has come upon djm [651/856] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:39:14 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/15/20 16:22:12] lipek [1325/1373] has challenged djm [349/856] in combat and won! 61 days, 10:39:18 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/17/20 15:17:26] djm [588/856] has challenged Zyphyr [220/678] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:27:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/19/20 02:37:38] neurospex [878/1257] has challenged djm [259/856] in combat and won! 23 days, 23:05:03 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/20/20 11:35:01] djm [473/864] has come upon misha [27/790] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 13:43:26 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/20/20 15:50:26] Bradicus [644/1136] has challenged djm [4/877] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:24:41 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[08/20/20 18:16:25] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:41:47 from level 93.
[08/21/20 09:30:37] zbe, brycec, rustybicycle, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/20 12:36:54] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:46:10 towards level 93.
[08/21/20 14:56:14] djm [232/877] has challenged Beavis [821/1159] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:34:09 is added to djm's clock.
[08/21/20 15:45:37] Tor, loomysh, and jnerulax [2378/3002] have team battled DrJosh9000, djm, and gdm [698/2420] and won! 0 days, 05:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 05:36:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 19 days, 14:53:25 toward level 93.
[08/25/20 14:18:33] djm [11/877] has challenged m0shbear [331/1240] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:57:55 is added to djm's clock.
[08/25/20 18:56:16] Zaratustra [571/1120] has come upon djm [18/877] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 18:43:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[08/26/20 04:22:43] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:13 towards level 93.
[08/26/20 20:15:01] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:25:41 from level 93.
[08/26/20 21:42:14] Syloq and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/20 05:47:01] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:44 towards level 93.
[08/27/20 14:37:51] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:46 towards level 93.
[08/28/20 10:04:43] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:31:33 towards level 93.
[08/28/20 12:34:32] Elgo stole djm's level 71 shield while they were sleeping! Elgo leaves their old level 63 shield behind, which djm then takes.
[08/28/20 23:29:46] djm saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:59:44 from level 93.
[08/29/20 05:11:41] bisco, djm, and golgy [2368/3126] have team battled grooverider, Globalirc, and algernon [2516/3382] and lost! 2 days, 08:14:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/20 05:52:30] djm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:26 from level 93.
[08/29/20 09:39:54] djm [678/869] has challenged Sharky4 [538/1250] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:51:58 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/30/20 15:53:08] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:04:40 towards level 93.
[08/30/20 22:48:36] Fluttershy [622/1244] has challenged djm [200/869] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:32:53 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[08/31/20 08:27:25] djm [520/869] has come upon KH405 [150/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:11:49 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/31/20 13:22:35] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:54 towards level 93.
[09/01/20 02:57:48] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:15 towards level 93.
[09/01/20 16:13:50] djm, loomysh, and Lemelisk [1751/3432] have team battled Majak, efertone, and lipek [854/2794] and won! 1 day, 01:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 08:32:02] Roxana and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/20 20:11:31] djm [559/869] has come upon L [427/906] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:03:16 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/02/20 23:21:48] Muirrum [487/568] has come upon djm [300/869] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:00:08 is removed from Muirrum's clock.
[09/04/20 12:10:37] djm [386/869] has come upon damyan [1135/1259] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:58:30 is added to djm's clock.
[09/04/20 22:10:49] KyloRen, Reilly, and Altair [700/1417] have team battled suterismus, djm, and aismallard [1739/3346] and lost! 0 days, 11:44:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/20 22:11:40] KeboDK [759/792] has come upon djm [153/869] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:57:02 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/05/20 13:27:34] algernon, djm, and kenyon [45/3285] have team battled Baldric, MiddlewareMonkey, and Elgo [1818/2366] and lost! 1 day, 01:57:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/20 04:27:45] djm [345/869] has challenged h00k [64/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:28:48 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/08/20 00:20:59] djm was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:00 from level 93.
[09/08/20 11:56:37] Yuhno, efertone, and djm [1854/2124] have team battled DrJosh9000, GilbertErik, and theZoMBiE [736/2087] and won! 1 day, 21:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/20 08:23:02] sc_ [55/813] has come upon djm [35/869] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:33:04 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[09/10/20 06:53:58] djm [86/869] has challenged Roxana [189/1414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:18 is added to djm's clock.
[09/11/20 18:56:57] djm [244/869] has come upon SirMonkeybox [310/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:30 is added to djm's clock.
[09/12/20 03:06:57] djm [274/869] has come upon phraktyl [600/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:25:24 is added to djm's clock.
[09/13/20 01:07:03] m0shbear, FSM, and sheu [2072/2525] have team battled djm, jjasghar, and loomysh [1843/2563] and won! 3 days, 04:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 11:40:39] MadMan, RBecker, feek, and djm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/20 19:00:31] AbrahamLinksys [366/645] has come upon djm [806/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:03:56 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/15/20 22:57:48] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:30 towards level 93.
[09/16/20 17:14:51] djm [698/869] has challenged ganome [433/682] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:03:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/17/20 02:48:14] el [719/1136] has come upon djm [795/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:03:38 is added to el's clock.
[09/19/20 20:35:51] djm EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:56:14 from level 94.
[09/20/20 05:22:53] djm, freeboson, and GunMan [2036/2283] have team battled rustybicycle, DrJosh9000, and Desspugne [752/2757] and won! 3 days, 16:59:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 13:10:16] djm [655/869] has come upon Frogging101 [390/776] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:45:10 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/20/20 23:03:10] djm [280/869] has challenged Muirrum [540/573] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:12:56 is added to djm's clock.
[09/21/20 03:04:11] djm [825/869] has challenged Mirc0p [242/765] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:04:55 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/22/20 13:28:35] bigjay and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 18:14:42] Nofew [920/1186] has come upon djm [447/869] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:48:15 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/23/20 21:13:49] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/20 21:37:40] djm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:00:58 from level 94.
[09/23/20 23:26:18] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:10:19 towards level 94.
[09/24/20 05:23:54] AncalagonThBlack [542/994] has come upon djm [767/860] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:54:08 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/26/20 00:17:56] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:18:50 from level 94.
[09/26/20 03:47:33] L, djm, and gdm [1005/2421] have team battled Milquetoast, bigjay, and Zaratustra [1679/3547] and lost! 1 day, 17:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/20 03:00:22] djm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:40:35 from level 94.
[09/27/20 09:46:15] sunri5e [1037/1153] has come upon djm [35/860] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:32:04 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/27/20 14:36:52] Baldric [164/474] has challenged djm [338/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:27 is added to Baldric's clock.
[09/27/20 19:10:53] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:00:54 towards level 94.
[09/27/20 23:46:39] djm [350/860] has challenged dwfreed [793/864] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:13:48 is added to djm's clock.
[09/28/20 09:49:59] Zod [62/276] has come upon djm [525/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:13 is added to Zod's clock.
[09/29/20 05:25:20] djm, xnaas, and Nechayev [1626/2292] have team battled dindinx, zbe, and TauPan [647/2027] and won! 0 days, 01:45:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/20 17:18:14] Muirrum [499/573] has come upon djm [691/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:14:11 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[09/30/20 04:38:16] elbie [758/803] has come upon djm [577/860] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:58:44 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/30/20 13:27:53] sjums_the_great, waifu, and djm [311/3017] have team battled lipek, nawcom, and Majak [1936/2788] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/20 14:48:36] astropoint [760/1070] has come upon djm [313/860] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:26:10 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[09/30/20 20:05:37] Atan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/20 07:13:47] holloway [162/955] has challenged djm [651/867] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:56:27 is added to holloway's clock.
[10/02/20 23:12:28] JensRex [1124/1303] has challenged djm [810/867] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:48:39 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[10/03/20 10:17:15] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:18:12 towards level 94.
[10/05/20 00:11:20] DrJosh9000, HellSpawn, and Nofew [1872/2802] have team battled djm, Birdbones, and Elgo [2145/3151] and lost! 1 day, 19:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/20 02:23:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 4 days, 16:31:58 toward level 94.
[10/05/20 02:34:05] djm [690/867] has come upon AbacusAvenger [385/916] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:18:30 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/05/20 10:26:32] djm [379/867] has challenged Bradicus [781/1110] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:13:47 is added to djm's clock.
[10/05/20 21:39:35] Varjatticus and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 02:09:00] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:10:28 towards level 94.
[10/07/20 09:37:40] gdm [357/655] has challenged djm [83/867] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:46:15 is removed from gdm's clock.
[10/07/20 13:22:40] tris, SCSi, and djm [99/2583] have team battled Globalirc, Varjatticus, and idlerpgww [1744/2156] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/20 19:40:00] simple [479/1072] has challenged djm [345/867] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:59:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/20 19:40:00] In the fierce battle, djm dropped their level 63 shield! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 45 shield to djm.
[10/11/20 20:10:39] Scar3cr0w [612/784] has come upon djm [567/848] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:50:27 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[10/11/20 21:25:06] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:52:15 towards level 94.
[10/12/20 18:07:35] GilbertErik [500/778] has challenged djm [298/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:17:36 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[10/13/20 01:09:14] nickware [1236/1267] has challenged djm [456/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:17:03 is removed from nickware's clock.
[10/13/20 05:10:11] djm [229/848] has challenged HellSpawn [517/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:36 is added to djm's clock.
[10/14/20 20:52:54] djm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:22 from level 94.
[10/16/20 07:12:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 6 days, 15:39:43 toward level 94.
[10/16/20 08:21:03] RBecker and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 02:58:52] efertone [240/514] has challenged djm [82/848] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:14:39 is removed from efertone's clock.
[10/17/20 03:52:22] Roxana, Majak, and sjefen6 [2722/3477] have team battled djm, TimWolla, and Desspugne [2304/2591] and won! 12 days, 17:51:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 00:58:30] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:38 towards level 94.
[10/19/20 15:32:22] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 22:31:35] max, PiotrekD, and rxcomm [566/3015] have team battled sjefen6, bobvador, and djm [263/2415] and won! 0 days, 00:02:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 05:31:24] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:33 towards level 94.
[10/20/20 18:01:16] djm [255/848] has come upon max [686/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:07 is added to djm's clock.
[10/20/20 22:58:37] blizgerg [1095/1238] has come upon djm [29/848] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:51:54 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/21/20 04:45:31] djm [745/848] has challenged aismallard [688/977] in combat and won! 15 days, 07:59:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/21/20 18:19:45] Andries [667/931] has come upon djm [542/848] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:14:42 is removed from Andries's clock.
[10/22/20 10:47:53] Tratos, Notir, and djm [1331/2612] have team battled bigjay, Beavis, and Frogging101 [2169/3357] and lost! 4 days, 22:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/20 02:19:03] djm [568/848] has challenged IdleBot [1119/2279] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:31:42 is added to djm's clock.
[10/24/20 02:55:05] djm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! djm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/20 02:13:07] djm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 05:59:21 from level 95.
[10/26/20 04:20:49] Yuhno and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 05:11:50] AncalagonThBlack [770/986] has come upon djm [29/852] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:06:24 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[10/27/20 06:46:21] Notir [91/530] has challenged djm [496/852] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:56:30 is added to Notir's clock.
[10/27/20 12:59:59] TimWolla and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/20 15:48:22] Lnk [773/1106] has challenged djm [404/852] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:43:31 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/28/20 03:21:18] djm, sheu, and crysys [1129/2203] have team battled aismallard, CodeB, and anarcat [1528/2387] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/20 09:11:49] djm [706/852] has come upon Bluedog [6/506] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:38:22 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/29/20 11:20:38] djm, crysys, and Roxana [1021/3143] have team battled pztrn, holloway, and adamus1red [1469/2044] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/20 17:52:22] CornFly [964/1178] has come upon djm [835/852] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 10:04:42 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/31/20 05:07:46] djm [71/852] has challenged sairis [29/820] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[10/31/20 14:21:29] Syloq and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 02:12:33] maligned [621/927] has challenged djm [150/852] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:12:55 is removed from maligned's clock.
[11/01/20 07:05:56] djm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:42:24 from level 95.
[11/01/20 10:32:23] djm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! djm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/20 20:16:31] sjums_the_great [703/980] has challenged djm [223/843] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:02:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/02/20 08:56:59] TimWolla and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/20 18:46:50] djm and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/20 05:05:03] RBecker [10/949] has challenged djm [821/843] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:43:39 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/03/20 17:04:38] Asara and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/20 18:51:39] UnknownHero [200/245] has challenged djm [371/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to UnknownHero's clock.
[11/04/20 03:21:24] cirdan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/20 08:47:57] UnknownHero [55/259] has challenged djm [24/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:27 is removed from UnknownHero's clock.
[11/04/20 23:53:55] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:04:32 towards level 95.
[11/06/20 07:06:51] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:34 towards level 95.
[11/07/20 07:11:34] djm [768/843] has come upon dartainus [511/789] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:57:40 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/07/20 20:38:44] djm and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 10:40:31] sheu and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 12:08:52] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:00 towards level 95.
[11/08/20 12:52:53] cocco [492/552] has challenged djm [532/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:51:56 is added to cocco's clock.
[11/09/20 12:18:39] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:54 towards level 95.
[11/10/20 14:54:59] djm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:26:29 from level 95.
[11/11/20 02:06:38] djm [722/843] has challenged k-rad [247/258] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:36:12 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/11/20 03:41:41] m0shbear [917/1267] has come upon djm [47/843] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 03:01:36 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[11/11/20 04:29:17] Fluttershy [802/1267] has come upon djm [541/843] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:30:02 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[11/12/20 01:53:58] sc_ [488/841] has come upon djm [755/843] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:05:12 is added to sc_'s clock.
[11/12/20 02:12:08] dclaw123 [886/1127] has come upon djm [373/843] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:59:23 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[11/14/20 06:30:35] djm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:35 towards level 95.
[11/14/20 23:04:27] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:00 towards level 95.
[11/16/20 05:56:10] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:31 towards level 95.
[11/16/20 07:21:55] djm, womblecat, and Syloq [1892/2507] have team battled SCSi, Desspugne, and Yuhno [492/2723] and won! 0 days, 16:41:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 17:20:16] djm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:00 from level 95.
[11/18/20 12:13:49] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:25 towards level 95.
[11/19/20 00:16:28] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:19 from level 95.
[11/19/20 22:44:51] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:53 from level 95.
[11/20/20 09:55:03] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:52 towards level 95.
[11/20/20 13:20:42] djm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:45 from level 95.
[11/21/20 12:14:17] djm [667/843] has challenged Roxana [429/1513] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:02:26 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/21/20 17:49:47] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:27:50 towards level 96.
[11/22/20 07:00:26] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:50:51 towards level 96.
[11/22/20 16:20:43] djm [171/843] has come upon aismallard [39/988] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:24:12 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/24/20 02:32:44] double, Crazycatlady, and waifu [1/3217] have team battled Syloq, djm, and RedW [2218/2676] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/20 16:50:45] RBecker, whizter, and djm [2170/2215] have team battled Bradicus, dwfreed, and Lnk [1070/3083] and won! 0 days, 12:31:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 23:00:10] Milquetoast [615/1050] has come upon djm [180/843] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:12:22 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/25/20 11:34:56] djm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:50:48 towards level 96.
[11/26/20 12:46:51] djm and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/20 20:59:08] djm and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 06:13:45] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:56:34 towards level 96.
[11/28/20 05:57:00] tris [490/684] has come upon djm [85/843] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:44:38 is removed from tris's clock.
[11/28/20 16:52:46] djm [468/843] has challenged WallIdl [442/731] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:56:56 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/29/20 09:56:40] JeDa [75/553] has challenged djm [273/843] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:10:32 is added to JeDa's clock.
[11/29/20 23:53:29] Nofew, jnerulax, and Lnk [1790/2856] have team battled Varjatticus, Asara, and djm [1262/2027] and won! 1 day, 04:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/20 14:13:42] algernon [914/927] has come upon djm [634/843] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:22 is removed from algernon's clock.
[12/02/20 10:00:06] StalkR [371/522] has come upon djm [508/843] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:45:31 is added to StalkR's clock.
[12/02/20 11:43:44] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:44 towards level 96.
[12/03/20 14:19:35] djm [54/843] has challenged jose [4/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:29:07 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/03/20 15:48:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:36:31 from level 96.
[12/04/20 05:34:31] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:41 towards level 96.
[12/04/20 10:24:00] anarcat [410/931] has challenged djm [483/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:54 is added to anarcat's clock.
[12/04/20 20:09:38] djm and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 09:47:54] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:31:32 from level 96.
[12/05/20 20:07:57] djm [522/843] has come upon micah [1047/1201] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:47:16 is added to djm's clock.
[12/06/20 18:09:30] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:15 towards level 96.
[12/07/20 22:48:04] tris [144/813] has come upon djm [375/843] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:32:17 is added to tris's clock.
[12/09/20 06:34:50] Crazycatlady and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 01:08:24] womblecat, Bluedog, and djm [2180/2239] have team battled scumola, xnaas, and JeDa [536/1637] and won! 1 day, 15:04:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 04:42:22] Yuhno and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 06:47:30] djm [73/843] has come upon max [478/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:03 is added to djm's clock.
[12/10/20 07:03:55] cirdan, Kurenai, and Tratos [574/2414] have team battled sc_, djm, and anderson [1753/2159] and lost! 0 days, 12:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/20 07:12:06] Zyphyr, anarcat, and djm [2302/2552] have team battled Odin, AbrahamLinksys, and sjums_the_great [2536/2606] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/20 07:02:05] djm [556/843] has come upon maligned [860/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:05 is added to djm's clock.
[12/12/20 05:52:18] djm [85/843] has come upon TimWolla [270/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:08:05 is added to djm's clock.
[12/12/20 09:28:59] djm has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:10:04 from level 96.
[12/15/20 06:05:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 2 days, 06:49:51 toward level 96.
[12/15/20 22:17:00] jnerulax, elbie, and djm [2300/2572] have team battled sjefen6, C++, and astropoint [2301/2460] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 12:46:50] djm and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 01:40:47] djm [217/843] has challenged Fluttershy [719/1283] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:51:18 is added to djm's clock.
[12/17/20 02:32:18] djm [128/843] has challenged TheSilentLink [266/343] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:22:31 is added to djm's clock.
[12/17/20 15:35:19] djm [52/843] has challenged acolarh [637/753] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:27:43 is added to djm's clock.
[12/18/20 03:15:44] Tenorman, canton7, and idlerpgww [1063/3300] have team battled djm, bookworm, and lipek [1472/2662] and lost! 1 day, 03:56:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/20 07:03:00] djm sharpened the edge of their weapon! djm's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/20 19:41:32] djm [318/849] has challenged bisco [394/1357] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:18:17 is added to djm's clock.
[12/19/20 04:43:35] djm [179/849] has challenged Nofew [232/904] in combat and lost! 15 days, 03:38:17 is added to djm's clock.
[12/19/20 08:26:16] djm and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 15:20:55] Vic, elbie, and brendan [825/3183] have team battled Varjatticus, djm, and dindinx [1655/1977] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/20 07:34:10] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 19:14:02 towards level 97.
[12/20/20 17:36:04] Birdbones, Forud, and Sharky4 [2915/3491] have team battled djm, tmberg, and Lemelisk [566/3714] and won! 2 days, 03:07:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/20 03:31:15] scumola, XBouBou, and Pici [1394/2285] have team battled elbie, djm, and Ironhoof [2125/3108] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 19:22:03] aismallard [134/978] has come upon djm [505/849] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:23:13 is added to aismallard's clock.
[12/24/20 07:47:52] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:32:10 towards level 97.
[12/24/20 14:57:11] djm and buzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 18:04:39] djm [837/849] has challenged Bahhumbug [835/984] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:02:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/24/20 20:24:41] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:56:04 towards level 97.
[12/24/20 21:51:10] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:34:43 towards level 97.
[12/26/20 02:58:00] djm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:04:06 from level 97.
[12/26/20 20:23:49] Zaratustra [1073/1139] has come upon djm [429/849] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:08:17 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/27/20 23:17:24] MetaNova [96/1026] has come upon djm [415/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:24:02 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/28/20 03:22:57] djm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:01:56 towards level 97.
[12/28/20 05:23:46] djm [841/849] has challenged Muirrum [25/601] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:00:18 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/28/20 08:49:42] LukeLR [113/879] has come upon djm [239/849] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:00:52 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[12/29/20 16:31:42] astropoint [130/1041] has challenged djm [769/849] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:39:39 is added to astropoint's clock.
[12/29/20 18:46:43] jose [255/377] has come upon djm [648/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:33:59 is added to jose's clock.
[12/31/20 05:02:46] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:41:40 towards level 97.
[12/31/20 16:53:56] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:45:24 towards level 97.
[12/31/20 20:51:43] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:55:47 towards level 97.
[01/02/21 10:49:45] Milquetoast, Scornn, and djm [2397/2648] have team battled Sharky4, el, and scumola [1662/2930] and won! 5 days, 15:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/21 13:31:22] xayto [182/810] has come upon djm [1/849] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:48:53 is removed from xayto's clock.
[01/02/21 19:35:46] djm [702/849] has come upon pfoley [187/848] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:45:23 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/02/21 19:51:39] brendan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 03:35:10] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:53:14 towards level 97.
[01/04/21 03:28:48] djm and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 06:51:18] h00k [146/790] has come upon djm [174/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:10:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/05/21 16:35:47] TheSilentLink, djm, and grooverider [454/2916] have team battled KeboDK, Pici, and inittab [440/3464] and won! 0 days, 11:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 17:35:22] djm and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 08:05:56] lipek, pants, and mordac [3519/4114] have team battled dclaw123, pyre, and djm [2338/2822] and won! 0 days, 22:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/21 08:00:09] djm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:21 towards level 97.
[01/10/21 11:19:39] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:33 towards level 97.
[01/12/21 00:32:15] Khorne [264/845] has come upon djm [28/849] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:54:08 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/12/21 01:56:42] phraktyl, Syloq, and ohnx [2081/2262] have team battled bigjay, djm, and Xenthys [2946/3040] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/21 01:02:51] jose [142/394] has come upon djm [681/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:30 is added to jose's clock.
[01/13/21 13:55:46] PlasmaStar [365/675] has challenged djm [816/849] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:31:14 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/14/21 03:32:58] AsmDemon [13/129] has challenged djm [597/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:12 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[01/14/21 16:08:27] pfoley, astropoint, and Zyphyr [566/2679] have team battled Birdbones, Sharky4, and djm [1954/3411] and lost! 2 days, 18:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 02:41:35] djm [9/849] has come upon holloway [823/994] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:07:47 is added to djm's clock.
[01/15/21 20:45:34] TauPan, acolarh, and djm [1809/2124] have team battled Zaratustra, pfoley, and Bradicus [1345/3121] and won! 3 days, 23:56:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 00:13:49] djm and buzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 05:22:55] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:52 towards level 97.
[01/17/21 03:16:09] djm [765/849] has challenged golgy [656/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:50:32 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/17/21 04:16:22] holloway [189/994] has challenged djm [121/849] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:41:16 is removed from holloway's clock.
[01/17/21 12:43:39] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:47 towards level 97.
[01/18/21 17:06:48] Zaratustra [388/1161] has come upon djm [205/849] and taken them in combat! 28 days, 13:16:47 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/21 10:36:12] bigjay and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 14:23:44] Pici, djm, petrichor, and Agent86 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/21 07:31:45] djm, Reilly, and aismallard [859/2628] have team battled Beefcan, IdleMaster, and buksi [95/2739] and won! 0 days, 14:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/21 02:56:05] el [91/1201] has come upon djm [43/849] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:53:22 is removed from el's clock.
[01/23/21 04:26:00] SSLbits [88/536] has come upon djm [742/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:24 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/23/21 16:41:15] djm [482/849] has challenged bisco [878/1360] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:38:12 is added to djm's clock.
[01/23/21 19:07:36] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:18:03 from level 98.
[01/23/21 22:19:37] djm, HeavyPodda, and nawcom [1340/2610] have team battled ToHellWithGA, golgy, and Crazycatlady [946/2917] and won! 8 days, 21:39:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 17:35:13] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:55:27 towards level 98.
[01/24/21 21:26:48] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:41:43 towards level 98.
[01/25/21 22:21:05] djm [139/849] has come upon dartainus [327/770] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:28:19 is added to djm's clock.
[01/26/21 16:25:55] djm, Bkid, and Agent86 [574/2711] have team battled dwfreed, xnaas, and max [1123/2196] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/21 20:36:18] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:44:01 towards level 98.
[01/26/21 23:47:00] djm and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 15:04:55] djm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:16:10 towards level 98.
[01/27/21 19:46:54] blizgerg [301/1237] has come upon djm [61/849] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:27:24 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/27/21 21:20:00] djm [523/849] has challenged Beavis [93/1190] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:31:25 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/28/21 05:22:07] djm [833/849] has challenged tms [546/918] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:14:36 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/28/21 14:56:51] CheeseSodaPunch [248/436] has challenged djm [19/849] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:48:50 is removed from CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[01/28/21 16:25:06] djm [751/849] has challenged SCSi [133/1069] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:11:57 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/30/21 14:45:20] djm [648/849] has come upon brycec [513/1042] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:09:14 is removed from djm's clock.
[01/31/21 12:04:32] djm [599/849] has come upon blackroot [110/479] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:54:19 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/01/21 05:39:41] djm, rxcomm, and gdm [1333/2824] have team battled Psilocybe, m0shbear, and freeboson [2420/2783] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/21 00:47:32] djm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:16:17 from level 98.
[02/03/21 20:04:06] djm [200/852] has challenged Clearcasting [250/664] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:22:11 is added to djm's clock.
[02/03/21 20:27:55] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:48:34 towards level 98.
[02/04/21 01:57:28] sjums_the_great and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 11:17:37] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:42:07 from level 98.
[02/05/21 15:15:13] djm [719/852] has challenged SCSi [519/1069] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:41:51 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/05/21 21:16:44] misha [459/762] has challenged djm [625/852] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:34:56 is added to misha's clock.
[02/06/21 02:59:48] djm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:34 from level 98.
[02/06/21 09:05:28] djm got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:29 from level 98.
[02/06/21 14:09:03] Nofew [890/909] has come upon djm [646/852] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:49:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/06/21 23:44:50] fattrat [905/1368] has come upon djm [826/852] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:43:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/07/21 00:23:25] djm [20/852] has challenged JensRex [253/1420] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:07:47 is added to djm's clock.
[02/07/21 02:21:17] djm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:18 towards level 98.
[02/07/21 23:29:01] blizgerg [868/1242] has challenged djm [130/852] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:19:39 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/08/21 10:55:16] djm died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:27 from level 98.
[02/08/21 20:23:48] AsmDemon [16/373] has challenged djm [831/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[02/09/21 12:30:59] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:12 towards level 98.
[02/10/21 02:56:14] Khorne [5/871] has come upon djm [608/852] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:00:30 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/10/21 05:06:24] djm [393/852] has come upon Tratos [526/1197] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:42:41 is added to djm's clock.
[02/10/21 22:36:01] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:17:01 from level 98.
[02/12/21 04:07:52] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:14 towards level 98.
[02/12/21 17:47:00] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:33:28 from level 98.
[02/13/21 00:12:06] djm, Elgo, and i3d [0/2489] have team battled Majak, adamus1red, and canton7 [2627/2990] and lost! 2 days, 10:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/21 01:12:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 8 days, 06:28:18 toward level 98.
[02/15/21 00:44:22] djm [517/852] has come upon dclaw123 [275/1042] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:01 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/15/21 19:32:23] Roxana, IdleMaster, and dartainus [2435/3190] have team battled rxcomm, djm, and Scornn [37/2949] and won! 2 days, 15:15:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 22:36:25] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:47 towards level 98.
[02/16/21 03:48:55] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:39 towards level 98.
[02/17/21 18:00:51] golgy [100/940] has come upon djm [417/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:48:32 is added to golgy's clock.
[02/17/21 21:27:46] djm [227/852] has challenged LordBanana [64/452] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:26:25 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/19/21 21:21:38] bookworm [422/471] has come upon djm [63/852] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:13:48 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[02/20/21 03:29:51] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:35:08 towards level 99.
[02/20/21 15:11:26] WallIdl and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 17:09:22] djm [642/852] has challenged kenyon [403/568] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:02:15 is removed from djm's clock.
[02/22/21 13:10:30] acolarh, Globalirc, and djm [1707/2724] have team battled x12x63, jayvee, and tris [931/2051] and won! 1 day, 23:25:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/21 15:01:15] djm was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:52:00 from level 99.
[02/24/21 00:22:35] djm [161/852] has challenged RBecker [207/888] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:59:37 is added to djm's clock.
[02/24/21 17:26:36] bisco [683/1389] has challenged djm [157/852] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:30:42 is removed from bisco's clock.
[02/24/21 19:07:17] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:56 towards level 99.
[02/27/21 02:10:24] Crazycatlady and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 14:42:43] djm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! djm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/21 16:38:48] womblecat [95/835] has challenged djm [799/856] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:22:19 is added to womblecat's clock.
[03/03/21 05:27:20] MrGlass, Heisenberg, and djm [1225/2931] have team battled grooverider, neurospex, and lavamind [370/3643] and won! 5 days, 01:13:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 12:38:08] djm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:47:36 towards level 99.
[03/05/21 10:50:25] djm [267/856] has come upon Mars [1243/1325] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:36:21 is added to djm's clock.
[03/05/21 15:48:04] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:08:08 towards level 99.
[03/06/21 07:20:08] zbe, Heretic, and djm [34/2092] have team battled d4rkp1r4t3, pants, and womblecat [197/2717] and lost! 1 day, 12:36:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 07:28:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 12 days, 09:03:33 toward level 99.
[03/06/21 12:53:25] djm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:28:31 from level 99.
[03/06/21 22:02:43] djm [202/856] has challenged Birdbones [591/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:42:52 is added to djm's clock.
[03/07/21 07:30:49] djm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:47:44 from level 99.
[03/08/21 05:49:56] Orphic [76/337] has challenged djm [382/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to Orphic's clock.
[03/08/21 06:34:02] WallIdl, blackroot, and Forud [359/2196] have team battled sheu, djm, and rotbot9k [538/1937] and lost! 2 days, 01:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/21 03:20:47] cirdan, blabber, djm, and Milquetoast have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/21 14:18:05] StalkR [358/536] has come upon djm [18/856] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:35:56 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[03/10/21 03:02:08] astropoint, djm, and WallIdl [1015/2643] have team battled AsmDemon, tmberg, and FSM [509/2994] and won! 2 days, 03:58:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 10:44:56] djm [367/856] has challenged Heisenberg [311/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:02:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/10/21 22:31:43] adamus1red [236/727] has challenged djm [492/856] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:19:52 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[03/11/21 23:23:33] idlerpgww [386/742] has challenged djm [616/856] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:51:04 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/13/21 06:23:46] djm, Kurenai, and buksi [1301/2437] have team battled GilbertErik, Beefcan, and CodeB [2570/2609] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/21 14:47:56] djm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:53 towards level 99.
[03/13/21 18:42:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:26:19 from level 99.
[03/13/21 21:00:58] djm [203/856] has challenged womblecat [508/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:12 is added to djm's clock.
[03/14/21 11:44:03] Roxana and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/21 18:05:31] djm [544/856] has challenged rxcomm [954/1322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:24 is added to djm's clock.
[03/15/21 11:07:47] bisco, WallIdl, and djm [275/3001] have team battled Gatewayy, lipek, and AncalagonThBlack [3201/3323] and lost! 0 days, 05:48:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 05:19:11] allo, Pici, and Syloq [2043/2817] have team battled Psilocybe, tmberg, and djm [710/3219] and won! 13 days, 22:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 06:11:00] djm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:40 towards level 99.
[03/16/21 20:04:33] djm [12/856] has challenged Psilocybe [468/761] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:04:49 is added to djm's clock.
[03/16/21 20:17:56] TheSilentLink [619/733] has come upon djm [769/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:20:10 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/17/21 07:08:36] allo and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/21 13:22:15] petrichor [374/1269] has come upon djm [655/856] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:27:16 is added to petrichor's clock.
[03/17/21 18:50:25] AbacusAvenger, djm, and Khorne [1317/2658] have team battled kate, fmg, and blabber [841/2213] and won! 2 days, 17:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/21 20:21:58] FSM and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 04:38:01] kenyon [405/568] has challenged djm [85/856] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:07:40 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/19/21 04:01:22] jayvee, Kurenai, and Roxana [2934/3011] have team battled borsin, djm, and GilbertErik [1936/2933] and won! 1 day, 02:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/21 17:00:32] Crazycatlady and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/21 20:08:58] Jay_of_Delucia, lipek, and Orphic [280/2337] have team battled idlerpgww, djm, and misha [673/2413] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/21 18:14:31] mwhahaha, LukeLR, and canton7 [1590/3156] have team battled petrichor, djm, and Crazycatlady [2599/2977] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/21 15:32:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 09:33:45 from level 100.
[03/21/21 21:06:38] djm, anderson, and Kurenai [2305/2412] have team battled Gatewayy, himuraken, and buksi [1643/3099] and won! 0 days, 02:13:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/21 07:39:57] djm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:09:37 towards level 100.
[03/24/21 02:49:51] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:46:04 towards level 100.
[03/24/21 10:57:33] djm [661/856] has challenged AbacusAvenger [780/909] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:35:45 is added to djm's clock.
[03/25/21 00:08:38] Pontuzz, djm, and jayvee [1533/2384] have team battled TheSilentLink, AbacusAvenger, and dindinx [161/2599] and won! 0 days, 19:24:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/21 08:02:18] djm [317/856] has challenged brendan [19/1414] in combat and won! 29 days, 16:17:09 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/25/21 11:10:55] djm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:50:13 towards level 100.
[03/26/21 18:40:24] djm [395/856] has come upon sbp [414/567] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:16:53 is added to djm's clock.
[03/26/21 19:17:17] MrGlass [374/1245] has come upon djm [137/856] and taken them in combat! 196 days, 13:13:30 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[03/26/21 23:16:08] Psilocybe [633/777] has challenged djm [851/856] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:34:08 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[03/27/21 09:13:41] buzzz, ToHellWithGA, and damyan [1868/3242] have team battled pants, djm, and misha [1745/3032] and won! 0 days, 06:44:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 12:19:01] djm [570/856] has challenged blabber [670/821] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:17:54 is added to djm's clock.
[03/27/21 14:58:43] TimWolla and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 22:21:19] djm [494/856] has challenged elbie [648/1089] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:29:11 is added to djm's clock.
[03/28/21 08:36:07] Tratos and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/21 10:24:02] HellSpawn [162/825] has challenged djm [794/856] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:00:09 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/28/21 19:26:02] djm [314/856] has challenged IdleMaster [420/829] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:28:14 is added to djm's clock.
[03/29/21 17:56:58] djm [106/856] has come upon Bluedog [562/627] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:16:22 is added to djm's clock.
[03/30/21 03:33:37] djm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:14:04 towards level 100.
[03/31/21 00:00:00] Kurenai, Athos, and djm [1137/2277] have team battled bigjay, buzzz, and Nofew [2300/2593] and lost! 2 days, 04:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/21 06:54:11] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:23:14 towards level 100.
[03/31/21 07:40:18] Psilocybe [376/777] has challenged djm [237/856] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:18:08 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[04/01/21 02:12:22] djm, bobvador, and AncalagonThBlack [1298/2624] have team battled allo, el, and Scornn [1866/2730] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/21 02:13:34] Nechayev, brycec, and Andries [94/2949] have team battled aismallard, GilbertErik, and djm [1517/3011] and lost! 6 days, 22:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 05:57:05] bobvador [95/677] has challenged djm [663/856] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:55:13 is added to bobvador's clock.
[04/03/21 16:11:51] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:35:10 towards level 100.
[04/04/21 06:49:56] djm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:08:42 from level 100.
[04/04/21 21:41:31] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:48:54 towards level 100.
[04/05/21 02:21:01] solarsparq [248/427] has come upon djm [234/856] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:24:34 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[04/05/21 03:58:39] Lnk, fattrat, and djm [2327/3374] have team battled MrGlass, CodeB, and Heretic [1364/2524] and won! 0 days, 16:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 04:42:32] Nofew, Bradicus, and djm [607/2914] have team battled TimWolla, TheSilentLink, and canton7 [2684/2876] and lost! 11 days, 10:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/21 09:02:08] djm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:12:03 towards level 100.
[04/07/21 05:41:05] MJ94 [597/704] has come upon djm [105/856] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:50:04 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/08/21 01:25:19] djm [522/856] has challenged HellSpawn [137/825] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:37:28 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/08/21 05:25:42] Kurenai, JuanMaestro, and jayvee [831/2531] have team battled caeli1, AncalagonThBlack, and djm [2086/2324] and lost! 1 day, 21:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 12:09:07] Hirion [2/35] has challenged djm [518/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:19 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/08/21 16:43:41] Hirion [63/81] has challenged djm [575/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:10 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/08/21 18:37:25] Psilocybe, pfoley, and djm [1545/2202] have team battled C++, TauPan, and zbe [400/1978] and won! 0 days, 11:27:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/21 05:00:42] Jaglag [245/502] has come upon djm [801/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:29 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[04/11/21 09:40:07] micah [1001/1245] has come upon djm [489/856] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:36:42 is removed from micah's clock.
[04/11/21 18:34:37] djm [34/856] has come upon Scar3cr0w [701/772] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:40:54 is added to djm's clock.
[04/15/21 05:56:36] djm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:40:12 towards level 100.
[04/16/21 16:37:24] djm, brycec, and Chuck [657/2678] have team battled TheSilentLink, Geela, and anarcat [981/2505] and lost! 6 days, 18:22:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/21 23:34:16] Vic [298/859] has come upon djm [562/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:24:44 is added to Vic's clock.
[04/17/21 12:18:03] brycec, djm, CornFly, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/21 17:51:44] djm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:22 towards level 100.
[04/19/21 00:43:56] djm [342/856] has come upon lavamind [162/841] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:18:55 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/19/21 06:22:39] Globalirc, cirdan, and Lnk [391/3024] have team battled freeboson, ToHellWithGA, and djm [2314/3006] and lost! 1 day, 13:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/21 14:32:22] djm was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:50:13 from level 100.
[04/22/21 00:28:16] bisco [329/1399] has come upon djm [84/856] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:55:37 is removed from bisco's clock.
[04/22/21 03:03:16] sairis [130/878] has come upon djm [160/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:23 is added to sairis's clock.
[04/22/21 09:22:08] djm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:54 towards level 100.
[04/24/21 09:12:57] Beefcan and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/21 12:36:37] djm [590/856] has come upon acolarh [380/840] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:08:08 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/24/21 20:24:33] djm [794/856] has come upon Mirc0p [403/768] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:49:36 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/26/21 11:21:11] djm [604/856] has come upon acolarh [180/840] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:59:58 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/26/21 11:21:11] djm has dealt acolarh a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:41:42 is added to acolarh's clock.
[04/27/21 06:21:21] djm [560/856] has challenged LukeLR [546/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:57:07 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/27/21 18:16:16] eroc1990 [72/243] has challenged djm [492/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[04/29/21 21:37:04] djm [631/856] has challenged C++ [310/633] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:39 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/30/21 10:23:57] misha, djm, and Asara [1050/2419] have team battled WallIdl, Mirc0p, and blabber [86/2342] and won! 0 days, 19:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/21 05:52:56] d4rkp1r4t3 [262/449] has come upon djm [562/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:07:26 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[05/06/21 08:15:45] LukeLR [309/962] has challenged djm [124/856] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:21:40 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[05/07/21 02:12:54] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:40:06 from level 100.
[05/07/21 14:23:24] djm [459/856] has challenged TauPan [233/533] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:00:14 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/07/21 19:24:40] Tratos [407/1205] has challenged djm [291/856] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:56 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[05/08/21 05:30:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried djm 8 days, 07:28:54 toward level 100.
[05/08/21 09:46:30] djm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:19 towards level 100.
[05/09/21 07:33:37] djm [411/856] has challenged pfoley [172/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:10 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/09/21 09:26:08] djm and buzzz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 20:36:53] djm [314/856] has challenged Clearcasting [112/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:04 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/09/21 20:49:26] sjefen6, brendan, and adamus1red [279/3188] have team battled djm, xonic, and AncalagonThBlack [740/2905] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 21:37:32] djm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:55 towards level 100.
[05/09/21 21:48:46] AngryParsley, LukeLR, and djm [862/2989] have team battled Jones, Syloq, and HeavyPodda [1152/2297] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/21 01:15:37] djm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:42 towards level 100.
[05/10/21 20:56:46] djm [715/856] has challenged CheeseSodaPunch [413/643] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:22:16 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/11/21 18:50:54] zankore [893/1029] has challenged djm [134/864] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:31:48 is removed from zankore's clock.
[05/12/21 04:43:17] djm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:31:06 towards level 101.
[05/13/21 11:16:35] djm and Vic have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 18:17:42] djm was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:23:52 from level 101.
[05/15/21 04:50:09] Ttech, cirdan, and brendan [2022/4436] have team battled sheu, djm, and pfoley [1424/2295] and won! 0 days, 09:52:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 16:41:22] rotbot9k [282/350] has challenged djm [4/864] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:08:36 is removed from rotbot9k's clock.
[05/16/21 00:13:04] djm [725/864] has come upon HellSpawn [160/768] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:08:35 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/16/21 10:14:46] GilbertErik [1112/1164] has challenged djm [750/864] in combat and won! 19 days, 07:05:30 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/16/21 18:55:57] djm [652/864] has come upon Yuhno [184/891] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:58:13 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/17/21 05:32:52] CheeseSodaPunch [625/646] has come upon djm [375/864] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:41:30 is removed from CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[05/17/21 07:25:45] C++ [468/633] has challenged djm [189/864] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:04:28 is removed from C++'s clock.
[05/17/21 20:43:23] djm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:17:55 from level 101.
[05/17/21 21:49:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed djm with fire, slowing the heathen 48 days, 15:51:19 from level 101.
[05/18/21 09:32:30] djm [450/864] has challenged LukeLR [301/948] in combat and won! 38 days, 12:02:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/18/21 09:32:30] In the fierce battle, LukeLR dropped their level 73 helm! djm picks it up, tossing their old level 65 helm to LukeLR.
[05/18/21 12:43:28] micah [505/1226] has come upon djm [389/873] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:45:26 is removed from micah's clock.
[05/18/21 19:51:32] djm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:17:34 towards level 101.
[05/18/21 21:36:37] djm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:32:26 from level 101.
[05/20/21 06:47:51] djm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:06:29 towards level 101.
[05/20/21 07:19:36] damyan, djm, and Xenthys [1397/2860] have team battled Lnk, csc2ya, and soltys [945/2676] and won! 16 days, 21:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 10:42:42] Asara and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 18:12:10] djm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:17:53 from level 101.