Player Info

User: elbie
Class: elbot
Admin?: No
Level: 104
Next level: 65 days, 11:12:38
Status: Offline
Host: elbie!~elbie@elbie.math.uwaterloo.ca
Account Created: Fri Nov 11 15:16:32 2016
Last login: Thu Apr 8 15:35:39 2021
Total time idled: 1604 days, 04:44:53
Current position: [217,19]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 126 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 81
charm: 45
gloves: 45
helm: 52
leggings: 37
ring: 60 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 62
tunic: 111
weapon: 178 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 797

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 10 days, 00:35:11
mesg: 11 days, 14:37:20
nick: None
part: None
quest: 283 days, 04:32:04
quit: 247 days, 09:13:03

total: 552 days, 04:57:38

Character Modifiers

[11/11/16 16:26:33] elbie [0/1] has challenged vegadark [123/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/11/16 17:08:30] elbie [0/6] has challenged Levivig [151/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/11/16 18:43:48] elbie [6/29] has challenged Cameron_D [238/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/11/16 19:58:13] elbie [14/42] has challenged Zoddo [278/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/12/16 01:05:10] elbie [36/104] has challenged CornFly [842/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/12/16 15:49:01] elbie [9/165] has come upon Sixbierehomme [49/727] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:23 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/12/16 23:33:14] elbie [18/174] has challenged XJR-9 [294/714] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/13/16 10:59:43] elbie [154/194] has challenged PiotrekD [318/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/13/16 13:00:45] AbacusAvenger, elbie, and SirMonkeybox [889/1425] have team battled rt, idisjunction, and rxcomm [1178/2184] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 16:04:00] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:46 towards level 26.
[11/13/16 19:20:16] elbie [178/194] has challenged Lios [674/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/14/16 03:52:19] elbie [120/194] has challenged Budzogan [268/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/14/16 13:40:51] elbie [55/194] has challenged Lios [499/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/15/16 01:09:53] elbie [196/239] has challenged Pithlit [33/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/15/16 06:46:08] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:38 towards level 30.
[11/15/16 19:45:12] elbie [75/239] has challenged kensington [148/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/16/16 13:29:43] elbie [22/239] has challenged SirMonkeybox [293/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/16/16 16:20:59] Eldoreth [249/605] has come upon elbie [142/239] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:07 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/17/16 07:45:09] elbie [78/239] has challenged Cypher [671/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/18/16 05:26:09] elbie [114/266] has challenged Zye [225/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/18/16 18:06:43] Brainiac [232/702] has come upon elbie [7/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:01 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[11/19/16 05:33:22] elbie [211/275] has challenged Eldoreth [432/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/19/16 05:57:01] Birdbones, torg, and elbie [1016/1625] have team battled JensRex, damyan, and brycec [943/2147] and won! 0 days, 05:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 08:08:16] bl4ckscor3 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 16:04:39] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:31 towards level 35.
[11/19/16 17:53:39] grooverider [126/921] has come upon elbie [49/275] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:58:35 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/19/16 23:58:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 00:14:18 toward level 35.
[11/20/16 00:37:03] elbie [91/275] has challenged dtype [152/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/20/16 08:17:12] elbie and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 09:56:31] irix, sjefen6, and KeboDK [2318/2323] have team battled elbie, SN4T14, and MrGlass [375/1478] and won! 2 days, 02:19:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/16 07:03:35] elbie [264/275] has challenged MadMan [541/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/21/16 20:40:37] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:08 towards level 37.
[11/22/16 19:50:20] elbie [3/275] has challenged pants [529/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/22/16 22:01:55] elbie and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 11:14:45] elbie [40/288] has challenged jstg [393/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/24/16 21:04:21] Everyman [239/390] has come upon elbie [147/235] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:00:46 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[11/25/16 11:53:12] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:17 towards level 39.
[11/25/16 20:34:26] Toagac [708/730] has challenged elbie [96/235] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:33:10 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[11/26/16 05:52:36] elbie stole NoodleCake's level 59 set of leggings while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 26 set of leggings behind, which NoodleCake then takes.
[11/26/16 12:41:28] elbie [133/269] has challenged dxrt [435/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/26/16 21:15:40] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:47 towards level 40.
[11/27/16 22:21:36] sasaniak [183/511] has challenged elbie [111/269] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:00:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/28/16 20:56:38] elbie [142/269] has challenged Asara [177/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/29/16 01:02:45] SlowRiot [684/927] has come upon elbie [63/269] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:48:47 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/01/16 15:35:17] elbie had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:21 towards level 41.
[12/01/16 17:34:20] elbie [28/275] has challenged roy [205/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/01/16 18:58:09] Darky [528/842] has challenged elbie [14/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:18 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/01/16 21:46:41] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:45:21 is added to his clock.
[12/03/16 18:21:29] elbie [109/275] has come upon Agent86 [220/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:40 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/03/16 19:58:18] elbie [56/275] has come upon Agent86 [337/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/04/16 16:56:02] Darky, AngryParsley, and elbie [1689/1891] have team battled Mirc0p, allo, and Lemelisk [675/2085] and won! 0 days, 04:06:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 15:57:45] elbie [80/275] has challenged AbacusAvenger [288/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/05/16 21:38:49] elbie ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:45 from level 43.
[12/07/16 15:49:01] elbie stole Andries's level 38 charm while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 16 charm behind, which Andries then takes.
[12/08/16 00:58:09] GilbertErik [135/538] has challenged elbie [227/296] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:12:31 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/08/16 07:45:28] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:17 from level 43.
[12/08/16 07:55:45] elbie stole arlen's level 89 tunic while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 20 tunic behind, which arlen then takes.
[12/09/16 15:34:37] SynDroid [141/319] has challenged elbie [88/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from SynDroid's clock.
[12/09/16 21:44:07] elbie [22/358] has challenged vegadark [324/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/10/16 15:38:58] zid, sjefen6, and elbie [443/1621] have team battled Pithlit, unicron, and pfoley [460/1911] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 17:17:15] vox, sasaniak, and borsin [41/2039] have team battled darkmage, IndigoTiger, and elbie [995/2383] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 19:43:23] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:47 towards level 44.
[12/11/16 03:29:14] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:37:12 is added to his clock.
[12/11/16 05:53:18] Satoshi [586/783] has come upon elbie [236/358] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:38:17 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/12/16 02:24:51] Hydrogenum, elbie, and moffz0r [52/1312] have team battled Mirc0p, robochot, and Iri [118/1383] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 03:21:03] elbie [178/358] has challenged Str1ngS [374/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/15/16 19:36:48] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:19:04 is added to his clock.
[12/16/16 01:58:04] Drevas [192/416] has come upon elbie [65/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:33:44 is removed from Drevas's clock.
[12/16/16 03:54:44] max [235/449] has come upon elbie [271/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:48 is added to max's clock.
[12/16/16 05:16:16] Woona [353/848] has challenged elbie [201/358] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:20:14 is removed from Woona's clock.
[12/16/16 09:37:15] XJR-9, darkmage, elbie, and dindinx have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/16 11:23:24] CornFly, SirMonkeybox, and grooverider [2323/2479] have team battled bootdisk, elbie, and Mithkabob [639/1433] and won! 0 days, 04:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 16:18:34] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:23 towards level 45.
[12/17/16 00:11:32] Relayer [300/551] has come upon elbie [94/358] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:04:30 is removed from Relayer's clock.
[12/17/16 04:41:11] jstg, WallIdl, and glook [1726/1765] have team battled Anaxyn, elbie, and freeboson [1106/1766] and won! 0 days, 12:45:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 09:49:36] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:05:37 is added to his clock.
[12/18/16 11:37:41] pixelate [150/497] has challenged elbie [349/358] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:39:27 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/19/16 08:47:48] elbie [172/363] has challenged allo [323/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/19/16 14:01:55] xxyoloswaggerxx [14/183] has come upon elbie [86/363] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:06 is added to xxyoloswaggerxx's clock.
[12/19/16 15:48:49] elbie [294/363] has challenged IdleBot [286/1644] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:41 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/19/16 18:42:57] elbie was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:44 from level 46.
[12/19/16 20:30:25] Taffer [34/536] has challenged elbie [41/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Taffer's clock.
[12/20/16 03:49:47] womblecat, Pithlit, and elbie [992/1252] have team battled Milquetoast, sjefen6, and Satoshi [1316/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 20:18:05] pagz [30/365] has challenged elbie [54/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to pagz's clock.
[12/21/16 05:26:43] elbie [177/363] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [404/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/23/16 19:58:25] elbie fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/16 20:59:32] allo [363/470] has come upon elbie [124/360] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:44:33 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/25/16 04:01:47] elbie [204/466] has challenged vrillusions [550/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/25/16 13:39:34] elbie stole TauPan's level 60 helm while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 52 helm behind, which TauPan then takes.
[12/25/16 21:43:49] elbie [86/473] has come upon Satoshi [533/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:49:48 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/26/16 00:22:56] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:32 towards level 47.
[12/26/16 03:54:13] lysobit_ [61/129] has challenged elbie [386/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to lysobit_'s clock.
[12/26/16 07:38:58] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:45 towards level 47.
[12/26/16 11:56:46] Milquetoast [440/909] has come upon elbie [461/473] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:42:30 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/27/16 16:00:03] elbie [179/473] has challenged mwhahaha [57/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:18:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/27/16 17:34:34] abra0 [545/840] has come upon elbie [433/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:17:06 is removed from abra0's clock.
[12/29/16 22:12:02] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:18 towards level 47.
[12/30/16 03:36:35] abra0, elbie, and zid [473/2154] have team battled Ironhoof, sasaniak, and shandor [1206/2127] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 14:13:29] Milquetoast, bete_noire, and Avon [913/2656] have team battled elbie, halomademeapc, and dtype [213/1056] and won! 0 days, 04:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 14:42:59] elbie met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:02 from level 47.
[12/31/16 00:45:14] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:30:33 is added to his clock.
[12/31/16 07:31:55] elbie [13/473] has challenged jdb [520/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:22 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/31/16 18:30:22] jdb [310/651] has come upon elbie [324/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:31 is added to jdb's clock.
[12/31/16 19:05:31] elbie [259/473] has challenged Asara [714/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/01/17 01:05:57] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:42 from level 48.
[01/03/17 13:16:44] elbie, RBecker, and Sixbierehomme [1651/1986] have team battled Crazycatlady, GilbertErik, and shandor [272/1769] and won! 0 days, 09:09:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 10:57:35] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:18 towards level 48.
[01/04/17 14:34:02] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:54 towards level 48.
[01/05/17 07:55:35] Satoshi, elbie, and basepi [386/2118] have team battled suterismus, benoliver999, and sphere_au [625/1990] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/17 13:59:32] Pithlit, elbie, and benoliver999 [432/1376] have team battled Adar, pathfinder, and SirMonkeybox [1274/1528] and lost! 0 days, 07:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/17 18:59:47] RBecker [164/790] has come upon elbie [200/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:30 is added to RBecker's clock.
[01/06/17 08:04:21] Yonderhooligan, Everyman, and theemstra [1013/1497] have team battled dtype, Lemelisk, and elbie [1008/2008] and won! 0 days, 00:37:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/17 17:49:11] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:22:07 is added to his clock.
[01/07/17 12:37:22] Crazycatlady [109/447] has challenged elbie [162/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:39 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/07/17 15:38:29] ruan [105/513] has challenged elbie [451/473] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:58:55 is added to ruan's clock.
[01/08/17 05:43:32] elbie [37/473] has challenged petrichor [102/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/09/17 01:31:28] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:20:10 is added to his clock.
[01/09/17 05:52:35] elbie [380/473] has challenged elf [768/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:29 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/09/17 20:05:08] elbie [142/484] has challenged pixelate [435/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/10/17 14:04:39] elbie [341/484] has challenged unicron [253/753] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/10/17 23:08:00] archlich [355/552] has challenged elbie [419/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:49 is added to archlich's clock.
[01/12/17 11:38:47] elf, yano, and Tzic [563/2192] have team battled elbie, kenyon, and pixelate [2142/2143] and lost! 3 days, 07:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/17 19:01:27] elbie, dindinx, and Mordraan [1153/1305] have team battled Satoshi, MJ94, and elf [1601/2602] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/17 01:49:12] elbie [400/484] has come upon holloway [273/658] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:50 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/14/17 06:18:24] elbie stole MJ94's level 47 ring while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 34 ring behind, which MJ94 then takes.
[01/15/17 15:15:26] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:57 towards level 49.
[01/15/17 18:44:13] Jibblits [23/144] has come upon elbie [139/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:48 is added to Jibblits's clock.
[01/17/17 00:01:09] elbie [197/495] has challenged Zaratustra [410/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/17/17 05:35:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 6 days, 18:50:30 toward level 50.
[01/17/17 06:53:56] FakeWizard, archlich, and elbie [1045/1808] have team battled dxrt, qbit, and dodobrain [268/2207] and won! 0 days, 16:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 19:58:29] elbie [479/495] has come upon pixelate [333/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:02:51 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/17/17 23:40:04] Zaratustra [684/954] has come upon elbie [326/495] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:11:52 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/18/17 18:16:38] RedW [66/877] has challenged elbie [317/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:44 is added to RedW's clock.
[01/19/17 15:40:51] HeavyPodda [1004/1048] has come upon elbie [332/495] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:45:45 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/20/17 17:39:08] elbie [360/504] has challenged SN4T14 [368/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/21/17 11:57:41] nickware [336/517] has come upon elbie [82/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:48:17 is removed from nickware's clock.
[01/21/17 16:36:36] elbie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:59:55 from level 51.
[01/21/17 16:42:41] ruan [329/513] has challenged elbie [439/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:37 is added to ruan's clock.
[01/22/17 23:49:54] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:17:17 is added to his clock.
[01/23/17 10:28:51] elbie was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:50:24 from level 51.
[01/23/17 22:08:17] elbie [117/504] has come upon Sixbierehomme [168/723] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:41:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/24/17 14:32:50] elbie stole Mithkabob's level 172 weapon while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 153 weapon behind, which Mithkabob then takes.
[01/24/17 22:51:40] elbie was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:33:45 from level 51.
[01/26/17 00:21:17] elbie stole sjefen6's level 39 amulet while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 27 amulet behind, which sjefen6 then takes.
[01/26/17 04:21:40] RBecker [563/798] has challenged elbie [131/532] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:08:06 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[01/27/17 11:32:51] elbie [162/532] has challenged SN4T14 [660/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:15 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/27/17 18:18:09] shymega [311/517] has come upon elbie [309/532] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:46:32 is removed from shymega's clock.
[01/28/17 02:41:41] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:12:25 from level 51.
[01/28/17 07:39:34] astropoint, sjums_the_great, and elbie [414/1641] have team battled zid, canton7, and vox [2227/2642] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 08:40:34] hannesenator [387/914] has challenged elbie [297/532] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:43:26 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/28/17 16:54:06] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:07:52 towards level 51.
[01/29/17 07:35:07] Sundance, Pici, and ville [291/2266] have team battled elbie, Xenthys, and halomademeapc [1174/1582] and lost! 2 days, 01:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 09:17:20] zid, MetaNova, and Goodkat [1113/1659] have team battled elbie, ruan, and Pici [1597/2001] and lost! 1 day, 03:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 17:11:32] bl4ckscor3, canton7, and grooverider [2067/2170] have team battled agrajag, archlich, and elbie [457/1903] and won! 1 day, 12:32:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/17 05:42:52] elbie fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/17 16:15:58] awgh [182/243] has challenged elbie [93/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from awgh's clock.
[01/31/17 23:20:10] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:00 towards level 51.
[02/01/17 18:44:48] fattrat, Chuck, and elbie [757/2203] have team battled Sailor_Venus, suterismus, and vrillusions [227/2857] and won! 1 day, 02:53:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 08:45:30] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:30 towards level 51.
[02/02/17 15:39:13] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:04 towards level 51.
[02/04/17 12:35:10] PinkiePie, Gizmokid2005, and Agent86 [650/1945] have team battled pants, blizgerg, and elbie [921/2108] and lost! 3 days, 01:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/17 15:04:37] RistoUuranmaki [454/656] has come upon elbie [51/529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:38:12 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/05/17 11:37:41] elbie [461/529] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [547/780] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/06/17 02:02:01] elbie [429/529] has come upon SchrodingersScat [675/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:23 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/06/17 10:13:58] soltys [474/677] has come upon elbie [470/529] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:59:35 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/07/17 18:02:24] Jareeta [776/1101] has come upon elbie [61/529] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:48:23 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[02/09/17 12:21:04] elbie stole Bvarne's level 187 weapon while they were sleeping! elbie leaves his old level 172 weapon behind, which Bvarne then takes.
[02/09/17 15:50:04] JensRex [143/884] has come upon elbie [192/542] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:23:24 is added to JensRex's clock.
[02/09/17 16:05:09] elbie fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/17 01:11:08] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:36 towards level 52.
[02/10/17 04:45:34] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:51:27 from level 52.
[02/10/17 21:19:39] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:28 towards level 52.
[02/11/17 00:05:30] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:30 towards level 52.
[02/11/17 23:58:10] qbit, elbie, and PiotrekD [1188/1600] have team battled Birdbones, theemstra, and JuanMaestro [379/2296] and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/17 19:14:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 09:10:23 toward level 52.
[02/14/17 01:09:49] Bvarne, DrOfBaconNomics, and elbie [810/2265] have team battled shymega, ToHellWithGA, and Crazycatlady [1025/1456] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/17 04:23:27] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:32 towards level 52.
[02/15/17 16:26:04] elbie [395/539] has challenged Gatewayy [105/868] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/15/17 16:26:04] In the fierce battle, Gatewayy dropped his level 105 amulet! elbie picks it up, tossing his old level 31 amulet to Gatewayy.
[02/17/17 13:30:50] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:37 towards level 53.
[02/18/17 23:37:32] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:22:11 from level 53.
[02/20/17 05:40:50] kline [365/388] has challenged elbie [73/605] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from kline's clock.
[02/21/17 11:19:30] elbie [245/605] has challenged irix [298/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:07:22 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/22/17 08:55:10] NoodleCake [679/794] has come upon elbie [542/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:46:02 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[02/23/17 20:16:28] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:37 towards level 53.
[02/25/17 14:27:57] elbie saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:08 from level 53.
[02/26/17 07:25:15] Bokkie [230/608] has come upon elbie [173/605] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:51:03 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[02/26/17 07:34:36] freeboson, Birdbones, and elbie [289/2214] have team battled Heisenberg, Bvarne, and simple [1922/2439] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 20:01:01] mwhahaha [72/595] has challenged elbie [336/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/27/17 13:43:31] elbie misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:39 from level 53.
[03/01/17 13:54:34] elbie, Grums, and dodobrain [1381/1870] have team battled borsin, Crazycatlady, and soltys [896/1676] and won! 0 days, 07:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 18:33:06] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:36:49 is added to his clock.
[03/02/17 01:13:55] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:05 towards level 53.
[03/02/17 16:41:38] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:05 towards level 53.
[03/03/17 19:35:53] simple [421/878] has come upon elbie [130/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/17 20:38:02] elbie [326/605] has challenged FakeWizard [60/716] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/03/17 23:15:42] elbie [213/605] has challenged Nofew [69/1128] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/04/17 05:08:30] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:31:33 is added to his clock.
[03/04/17 14:23:49] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:44 towards level 54.
[03/04/17 19:02:56] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:38 from level 54.
[03/05/17 10:32:39] Bradicus [361/640] has come upon elbie [486/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:51 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[03/05/17 11:54:51] RBecker, freeboson, and vox [1595/2541] have team battled PiotrekD, elbie, and Euronur [1047/1919] and won! 0 days, 20:17:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 13:04:41] cirdan, Furry, and zid [1311/2235] have team battled Jareeta, elbie, and Reilly [762/2134] and won! 1 day, 19:24:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 21:09:57] JensRex [727/867] has challenged elbie [40/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:37:02 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[03/08/17 13:50:47] elbie had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:38 towards level 54.
[03/09/17 20:26:39] elbie [303/605] has challenged lipek [735/1176] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:25:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/10/17 14:45:45] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:57 towards level 54.
[03/11/17 07:50:41] Pici [789/972] has come upon elbie [66/605] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:01:08 is removed from Pici's clock.
[03/11/17 07:57:44] godog [552/680] has come upon elbie [119/605] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:43 is removed from godog's clock.
[03/13/17 23:38:53] Nofew [798/1129] has come upon elbie [220/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:54:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[03/13/17 23:51:10] HeavyPodda, elbie, and sjums_the_great [1709/1936] have team battled dclaw123, RistoUuranmaki, and JuanMaestro [1436/2143] and won! 1 day, 01:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/17 21:42:08] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:50 from level 54.
[03/18/17 16:10:33] elbie [494/746] has challenged Killerkid [443/934] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/21/17 03:22:25] Tenorman [131/1056] has come upon elbie [637/746] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:17 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/21/17 20:35:02] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:30 towards level 55.
[03/22/17 14:39:25] elbie [47/746] has challenged manish17xxx [80/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:46:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/23/17 08:29:39] gabriel [714/779] has come upon elbie [438/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:18:18 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[03/24/17 13:00:08] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:10 towards level 55.
[03/24/17 19:05:38] elbie and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 08:16:23] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:30 towards level 55.
[03/25/17 22:06:46] elbie [528/746] has challenged dclaw123 [240/826] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:53:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/26/17 03:13:20] elbie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 13:12:03] Darky [594/883] has challenged elbie [648/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:13:30 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/27/17 05:13:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 2 days, 15:32:36 toward level 55.
[03/27/17 23:41:04] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:04 towards level 55.
[03/28/17 18:05:37] ville, Avocet, and elbie [417/1740] have team battled Tenorman, shandor, and WallIdl [1006/2477] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 22:06:13] elbie [200/766] has challenged petrichor [34/669] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/29/17 00:47:19] woonack, ToHellWithGA, and Sailor_Venus [664/1444] have team battled elbie, Gatewayy, and dtype [1130/2267] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/17 20:16:46] elbie [447/766] has come upon nfsnobody [186/703] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:39:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/30/17 21:31:13] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:56 towards level 56.
[03/30/17 23:43:13] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:52:35 from level 56.
[04/01/17 15:11:48] elbie, Gatewayy, and RedW [293/2253] have team battled hannesenator, HeavyPodda, and h00k [2471/2637] and lost! 2 days, 19:22:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 20:45:20] Birdbones [896/946] has come upon elbie [369/766] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:12:28 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/02/17 02:04:53] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:03 from level 56.
[04/03/17 04:14:05] elbie [639/766] has come upon TauPan [136/302] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:31:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/04/17 12:21:51] elbie [261/766] has come upon theZoMBiE [677/945] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:05:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/04/17 17:14:51] Misza [206/932] has come upon elbie [243/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:57:42 is added to Misza's clock.
[04/05/17 06:51:00] elbie and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 08:41:01] Lios [249/815] has challenged elbie [736/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:35 is added to Lios's clock.
[04/06/17 13:21:25] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:01 towards level 56.
[04/07/17 06:10:20] borsin [18/448] has challenged elbie [448/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to borsin's clock.
[04/08/17 08:03:44] Globalirc [385/704] has challenged elbie [340/777] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:58:17 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/09/17 10:29:23] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:00 towards level 56.
[04/09/17 14:35:46] elbie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 14:49:38] basepi, fangfufu, and qbit [493/2405] have team battled h00k, elbie, and tmberg [1828/2552] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/17 17:15:51] kork [161/273] has challenged elbie [767/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:54:09 is added to kork's clock.
[04/09/17 18:37:12] elbie and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 22:33:24] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:31:35 from level 56.
[04/10/17 01:50:31] AncalagonThBlack [212/299] has challenged elbie [517/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[04/11/17 11:01:13] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:02 towards level 56.
[04/11/17 11:40:04] elbie and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 17:53:36] sbp, elbie, agrajag, and MetaNova have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/17 18:27:20] mwhahaha, jenksy, and SlowRiot [1284/2474] have team battled Asara, MJ94, and elbie [135/2821] and won! 0 days, 18:51:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 21:51:01] elbie and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 06:31:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 13:43:34 from level 56.
[04/13/17 20:09:31] cirdan, lipek, and SynDroid [757/2442] have team battled Brady, elbie, and Hydrogenum [1118/1496] and lost! 0 days, 11:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/17 01:36:22] mwhahaha [528/597] has come upon elbie [171/777] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:12:33 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.

[04/14/17 16:52:33] Bl4ckC0r3 [372/405] has challenged elbie [74/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:29 is removed from Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[04/15/17 03:58:18] elbie [320/777] has come upon pfoley [509/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/15/17 18:46:17] elbie [323/818] has challenged rxcomm [589/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/15/17 23:53:13] Bokkie [305/566] has come upon elbie [25/818] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:35:20 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[04/16/17 07:30:52] nfsnobody, elbie, and rxcomm [699/2334] have team battled Bokkie, gabriel, and max [1917/2122] and lost! 1 day, 05:25:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/17 16:19:30] vegadark [427/452] has come upon elbie [210/818] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:15:17 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/17/17 14:31:48] popey [182/235] has challenged elbie [702/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to popey's clock.
[04/17/17 22:38:30] Misza [508/932] has challenged elbie [92/818] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:51:39 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/17/17 22:38:30] Misza has dealt elbie a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:07:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/17/17 23:44:05] vegadark [360/452] has come upon elbie [657/818] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:43:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/18/17 14:41:22] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:49 towards level 57.
[04/19/17 06:50:36] Atan and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/17 11:24:10] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:12 towards level 57.
[04/19/17 20:00:53] AbrahamLinksys [367/669] has come upon elbie [18/818] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/21/17 20:12:58] LordH [357/1017] has challenged elbie [506/818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:57:52 is added to LordH's clock.
[04/22/17 22:35:19] Mateusz [117/827] has come upon elbie [414/818] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:34:40 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[04/23/17 01:22:35] JensRex, elbie, and Heisenberg [1123/2528] have team battled Lnk, qbit, and Gatewayy [328/1846] and won! 0 days, 02:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 14:37:00] borsin [254/444] has challenged elbie [79/818] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:58:03 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/25/17 01:30:05] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:33:24 from level 57.
[04/25/17 02:09:59] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:36:55 towards level 57.
[04/25/17 06:13:29] Pici, Xenthys, and nfsnobody [155/2353] have team battled elbie, dwfreed, and basicMiracle [1571/1738] and lost! 5 days, 08:18:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/17 06:51:55] elbie [708/818] has challenged kier [79/869] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:04:30 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/28/17 02:35:56] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:56 towards level 57.
[04/29/17 10:20:03] elbie [400/818] has challenged exotime [63/216] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/29/17 22:24:35] osannatas [143/614] has challenged elbie [317/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:57 is added to osannatas's clock.
[05/01/17 12:27:19] Lemelisk, elbie, and bigjay [1158/2874] have team battled agrajag, brycec, and Mithkabob [2114/2126] and lost! 1 day, 07:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/17 23:58:12] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:18 towards level 57.
[05/02/17 03:15:58] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:54 towards level 57.
[05/02/17 06:45:44] stvc [10/318] has challenged elbie [321/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:18:15 is added to stvc's clock.
[05/02/17 15:49:17] elbie [530/818] has challenged theZoMBiE [271/945] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:49:19 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/03/17 16:58:53] bigjay [98/1043] has challenged elbie [236/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:36 is added to bigjay's clock.
[05/05/17 00:56:13] elbie [412/818] has come upon sjums_the_great [132/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:09:12 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/05/17 14:02:45] elbie and glorgamitch have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 14:29:01] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:57 towards level 57.
[05/06/17 00:47:48] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:50 towards level 57.
[05/06/17 11:56:40] elbie [427/818] has come upon Sixbierehomme [132/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:16:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/06/17 17:26:21] kline [17/439] has challenged elbie [286/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:25:51 is added to kline's clock.
[05/07/17 02:20:47] Taffer [224/702] has challenged elbie [499/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/07/17 13:33:48] PinkiePie [34/669] has challenged elbie [776/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:43:09 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[05/07/17 15:22:14] elbie [680/818] has come upon vox [364/1058] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/07/17 16:01:44] elbie and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 04:37:59] elbie had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:32 towards level 57.
[05/08/17 07:20:12] elbie and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 10:23:31] elbie [638/818] has challenged Hodor [309/572] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/08/17 19:15:19] elbie and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 08:48:36] elbie and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 16:31:13] MetaNova, RedW, and PiotrekD [1466/1983] have team battled IndigoTiger, ohnx, and elbie [911/2649] and won! 2 days, 14:52:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 16:33:44] elbie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:43:48 from level 58.
[05/11/17 16:00:23] elbie and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/17 22:03:40] Gatewayy, johnthebear, and DrOfBaconNomics [2095/2425] have team battled pants, vrillusions, and elbie [1311/2498] and won! 0 days, 15:02:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 01:50:37] everbrew, Euronur, and bigjay [660/2459] have team battled BronyDee, rharwood, and elbie [1653/2052] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 05:03:38] Herb_Tarlek, shymega, and tmberg [1041/2078] have team battled grooverider, elbie, and suterismus [1998/3171] and lost! 0 days, 15:53:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 14:28:21] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:38:42 from level 58.
[05/13/17 19:00:31] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:06 towards level 58.
[05/16/17 05:16:09] elbie and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 12:31:18] elbie slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! elbie's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/17 21:20:48] elbie set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:59:55 from level 58.
[05/16/17 22:17:42] Grums, MadHatter, and elbie [75/1777] have team battled arlen, idisjunction, and brendan [235/3327] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 06:59:26] elbie [536/812] has come upon petrichor [751/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:20:47 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/17/17 16:37:13] elbie [381/812] has come upon TauPan [229/300] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:30:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/18/17 14:38:30] dodobrain [16/889] has come upon elbie [477/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:38:53 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[05/18/17 22:28:46] elbie spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! elbie's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/17 05:45:18] elbie and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 05:59:09] elbie [36/803] has challenged Socks [191/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:09:07 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/20/17 01:37:37] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:54 towards level 58.
[05/20/17 09:04:06] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:07 towards level 58.
[05/21/17 10:52:14] elbie fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/17 20:28:48] elbie [561/789] has challenged shandor [556/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:41:50 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/25/17 03:45:07] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:44 from level 58.
[05/25/17 20:19:52] elbie set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:40 from level 58.
[05/26/17 22:22:40] Pici [165/992] has challenged elbie [459/789] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to Pici's clock.
[05/28/17 01:25:23] elbie and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 07:18:54] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:35 towards level 58.
[05/30/17 12:12:44] IndigoTiger [758/995] has come upon elbie [461/789] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:26:51 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/01/17 10:03:52] elbie [551/789] has come upon sbp [245/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:19:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/01/17 19:08:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 04:13:38 toward level 58.
[06/02/17 17:20:02] elbie [53/793] has challenged uhmmm [238/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/02/17 19:53:28] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:11:43 from level 59.
[06/03/17 07:17:24] Asara, elbie, and vegadark [1314/2428] have team battled basicMiracle, Atan, and AbacusAvenger [1186/1748] and won! 0 days, 04:19:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 11:26:59] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:48:09 from level 59.
[06/04/17 08:03:53] elbie [171/793] has come upon mwhahaha [71/597] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:23:42 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/05/17 23:42:28] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:58:12 from level 59.
[06/06/17 03:30:34] elbie [401/793] has challenged GilbertErik [369/688] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:25:05 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/06/17 04:52:09] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:54:24 towards level 59.
[06/06/17 11:40:33] AngryParsley stole elbie's level 43 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! AngryParsley leaves his old level 37 pair of gloves behind, which elbie then takes.
[06/07/17 00:17:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 07:30:21 from level 59.
[06/07/17 02:47:27] theZoMBiE, elbie, and neurospex [2062/2997] have team battled Atan, holloway, and shymega [272/1730] and won! 8 days, 19:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 03:47:13] yasdorian and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 10:45:48] everbrew, NoodleCake, and elbie [1391/2322] have team battled kenyon, Bl4ckC0r3, and Eldoreth [7/1982] and won! 0 days, 04:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 07:14:57] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:42:52 from level 59.
[06/08/17 13:18:42] pfoley [326/650] has challenged elbie [594/786] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:59:21 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/08/17 14:11:05] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:51:40 towards level 59.
[06/10/17 15:58:14] elbie [675/786] has challenged JuanMaestro [70/604] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:13:40 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/10/17 18:15:02] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 06:52:58] elbie [152/786] has come upon Xethron [496/822] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:33 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/12/17 14:05:15] elbie [361/786] has challenged cirdan [266/851] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:44:43 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/13/17 10:49:38] elbie [387/786] has come upon AbacusAvenger [848/874] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:19:21 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/13/17 13:08:38] elbie died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:47:57 from level 59.
[06/13/17 23:10:25] Woona [542/888] has challenged elbie [195/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:00 is removed from Woona's clock.
[06/14/17 05:57:41] elbie, astrutt, and theZoMBiE [1139/2294] have team battled himuraken, damyan, and arlen [1706/2848] and lost! 0 days, 18:42:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/17 00:00:10] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:22:57 towards level 59.
[06/15/17 06:09:25] elbie [6/786] has come upon Virtual [295/658] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/17/17 09:53:26] soltys [494/554] has come upon elbie [530/786] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:22:33 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/17/17 22:34:31] Ttech, Andries, and elbie [258/3013] have team battled neurospex, zid, and Brady [2270/2543] and lost! 2 days, 14:27:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/17 23:14:49] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:39 towards level 59.
[06/19/17 15:35:58] simple [695/897] has come upon elbie [111/786] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:39:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/21/17 15:41:10] idlerpgww and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/17 18:43:38] elbie [490/786] has come upon tmberg [532/880] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:47:29 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/22/17 03:24:04] Antium [164/402] has come upon elbie [451/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:25 is added to Antium's clock.
[06/22/17 19:48:49] Atan and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 01:45:21] elbie [694/786] has challenged prime [21/506] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:06:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/23/17 07:24:57] sasaniak, SlowRiot, and Andries [40/2230] have team battled WallIdl, yasdorian, and elbie [1814/2168] and lost! 4 days, 12:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/17 20:39:03] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:18 towards level 59.
[06/23/17 21:37:46] elbie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:04:35 from level 59.
[06/24/17 01:19:33] pixelate [441/476] has come upon elbie [438/786] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:03:45 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[06/24/17 01:27:40] bootdisk [49/649] has come upon elbie [361/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:12:30 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[06/24/17 09:34:48] shymega [214/554] has challenged elbie [525/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:32:36 is added to shymega's clock.
[06/25/17 13:58:24] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:13 towards level 59.
[06/25/17 14:58:19] blizgerg, elbie, and Crazycatlady [2228/2580] have team battled mwhahaha, Doctor, and vrillusions [1723/2545] and won! 0 days, 07:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 08:37:10] Misza, elbie, and Sixbierehomme [1231/2417] have team battled jstg, Avocet, and eva42 [2327/2556] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/17 09:14:04] J [280/506] has challenged elbie [406/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:32 is added to J's clock.
[06/27/17 17:38:47] Gatewayy [786/820] has challenged elbie [721/786] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[06/27/17 22:15:21] bl4ckscor3 [341/524] has come upon elbie [85/786] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:06:36 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/28/17 10:26:22] elbie [404/786] has challenged abra0 [854/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:32 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/28/17 20:40:53] elbie lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:14:02 from level 59.
[06/28/17 23:13:29] Bradicus, elbie, and PiotrekD [840/2108] have team battled PinkiePie, dclaw123, and woonack [1402/1967] and lost! 0 days, 12:11:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 23:28:31] elbie [108/786] has challenged Killerkid [175/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:39:20 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/30/17 01:58:15] elbie [613/786] has come upon Zoddo [318/719] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:04:48 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/30/17 04:21:09] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:20 towards level 59.
[06/30/17 08:37:30] elbie [83/786] has come upon TauPan [290/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:55:09 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/30/17 09:01:41] elbie, Sixbierehomme, and stvc [1433/1973] have team battled KingQuackers, Socks, and suterismus [1089/2307] and won! 1 day, 13:06:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 18:35:37] stvc [393/452] has challenged elbie [664/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:10:20 is added to stvc's clock.
[07/01/17 03:20:57] elbie [149/786] has come upon liara [150/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:21 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/01/17 17:39:42] elbie [84/786] has challenged vegadark [25/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/02/17 00:15:36] elbie [495/786] has come upon Sundance [24/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:40 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/03/17 03:41:58] vox, Crazycatlady, and woonack [158/2230] have team battled m0shbear, grooverider, and elbie [641/2571] and lost! 7 days, 15:02:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 11:11:29] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:06 from level 59.
[07/03/17 22:48:26] elbie [599/786] has challenged pfoley [579/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:46:32 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/04/17 12:05:07] MadMan, MJ94, and Bl4ckC0r3 [917/2422] have team battled elbie, Firien, and pixelate [2024/2096] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/17 07:57:21] elbie [531/786] has challenged Adar [371/547] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/06/17 17:23:15] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:21:56 towards level 60.
[07/07/17 02:11:42] elbie met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:50:59 from level 60.
[07/07/17 12:21:11] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:53 towards level 60.
[07/09/17 00:36:05] elbie sharpened the edge of his weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/17 01:47:05] elbie and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 03:20:20] elbie was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:08:22 from level 60.
[07/09/17 20:39:36] elbie ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:09:26 from level 60.
[07/10/17 00:44:44] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:31:18 towards level 60.
[07/10/17 01:30:06] codedeeply [154/333] has challenged elbie [517/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[07/10/17 17:14:09] elbie [283/807] has challenged woonack [312/469] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:19:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/10/17 18:12:17] Adar [98/547] has come upon elbie [345/807] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:34:19 is added to Adar's clock.
[07/11/17 08:38:51] Adar [259/547] has come upon elbie [5/807] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:08:47 is removed from Adar's clock.
[07/11/17 09:38:49] AncalagonThBlack and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 01:34:56] SpikeX [366/420] has challenged elbie [640/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[07/13/17 10:50:18] adamchainz [41/270] has come upon elbie [92/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:18 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/13/17 10:50:30] adamchainz [62/270] has come upon elbie [410/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:45 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/14/17 05:54:50] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:55:42 towards level 60.
[07/14/17 06:38:05] elbie [432/807] has come upon Psilocybe [256/707] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:46:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/15/17 06:37:42] max and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 20:42:36] elbie [643/807] has challenged Lemelisk [777/1065] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:41:23 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/16/17 07:44:26] h00k [740/864] has challenged elbie [639/807] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:47:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/16/17 08:44:39] kline [294/463] has challenged elbie [595/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:15 is added to kline's clock.
[07/18/17 02:51:45] elbie [604/812] has challenged Adar [445/547] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:45:09 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/18/17 08:19:46] Darky, elbie, and mwhahaha [1584/2323] have team battled IndigoTiger, RBecker, and freeboson [34/2580] and won! 0 days, 04:21:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 12:57:26] elbie [113/812] has challenged Firien [735/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:01:24 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/20/17 01:42:24] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:50 towards level 60.
[07/21/17 02:00:21] os-5185 [306/310] has come upon elbie [660/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:28 is added to os-5185's clock.
[07/21/17 09:58:45] elbie [646/812] has come upon pixelate [52/476] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:44:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/21/17 13:36:50] elbie [367/812] has come upon sigmg [543/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:00:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/21/17 19:07:10] NoodleCake and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/17 03:43:25] RistoUuranmaki, Misza, and SchrodingersScat [1882/2724] have team battled elbie, freeboson, and hannesenator [1324/2791] and won! 0 days, 04:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 17:08:35] elbie [368/812] has come upon Firien [502/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:48:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/24/17 09:44:06] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:47 towards level 60.
[07/24/17 10:15:33] elbie was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:40 from level 60.
[07/24/17 18:31:13] tspange [46/790] has come upon elbie [122/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:50 is added to tspange's clock.
[07/27/17 05:27:54] zid [653/879] has challenged elbie [170/812] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:51:58 is removed from zid's clock.
[07/27/17 21:48:26] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:54 towards level 60.
[07/27/17 23:34:31] Torgeir [305/400] has come upon elbie [764/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:51 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[07/28/17 06:28:29] elbie [330/812] has come upon PinkiePie [542/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:40 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/28/17 20:38:48] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:55 from level 60.
[07/28/17 22:27:40] prime and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 05:05:43] elbie [785/812] has come upon dclaw123 [349/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:30 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/30/17 05:24:57] elbie [14/812] has challenged loomysh [258/339] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/31/17 04:28:27] elbie and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/17 08:20:24] elbie [606/812] has come upon valdur55 [127/575] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:24:32 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/01/17 04:29:02] xit [175/237] has challenged elbie [746/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to xit's clock.
[08/01/17 15:47:58] elbie [543/812] has come upon Sixbierehomme [118/746] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:52:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/02/17 09:44:20] os-5185 [211/384] has challenged elbie [56/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[08/04/17 05:57:10] Bl4ckC0re, uhmmm, and NoodleCake [235/2043] have team battled mustek, ToHellWithGA, and elbie [1088/1925] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 09:12:34] elbie [349/812] has come upon hannesenator [870/1140] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:17:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/04/17 11:21:11] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:48:09 towards level 61.
[08/04/17 23:04:46] elbie [514/812] has come upon Tenorman [515/780] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:39:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/05/17 12:55:30] elbie and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 09:50:16] mustek [582/751] has challenged elbie [534/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from mustek's clock.
[08/07/17 10:31:59] adamchainz [286/330] has challenged elbie [601/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[08/08/17 10:17:42] elbie [84/812] has challenged idlerpgww [200/509] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:07:15 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/12/17 08:46:11] elbie [386/812] has come upon AngryParsley [573/976] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:23:26 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/13/17 18:13:56] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:58:21 from level 61.
[08/13/17 19:39:51] Euronur [59/692] has challenged elbie [734/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:00:19 is added to Euronur's clock.
[08/14/17 07:42:02] brendan [894/1353] has challenged elbie [441/812] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:20:57 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/15/17 09:28:01] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:46:57 towards level 61.
[08/15/17 22:29:14] Mars stole elbie's level 64 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Mars leaves his old level 25 set of leggings behind, which elbie then takes.
[08/15/17 22:51:12] XenGi [453/945] has challenged elbie [582/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:30:37 is added to XenGi's clock.
[08/18/17 06:43:22] TheUnforgiven [70/239] has challenged elbie [346/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to TheUnforgiven's clock.
[08/18/17 17:16:08] elbie [466/770] has come upon vox [346/1079] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:49:44 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/20/17 19:48:00] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:43:21 towards level 61.
[08/21/17 07:14:53] kork [220/249] has challenged elbie [541/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:41:34 is added to kork's clock.
[08/21/17 10:29:20] elbie got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:06:57 from level 61.
[08/21/17 13:14:15] brycec [695/794] has challenged elbie [160/770] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/21/17 16:34:14] SlowRiot, Meta, elbie, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 21:33:56] zid, arlen, and woonack [610/2228] have team battled Sundance, Heisenberg, and elbie [1516/2384] and lost! 1 day, 23:01:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/17 01:57:20] Herb_Tarlek, IdleMaster, and Lnk [586/2052] have team battled KeboDK, elbie, and Antium [867/2295] and lost! 2 days, 14:30:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/17 02:18:05] woonack [188/456] has challenged elbie [310/770] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:41:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/22/17 03:07:26] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:14 towards level 61.
[08/22/17 04:18:26] elbie [129/770] has challenged Fattyeater [361/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:52:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/22/17 12:16:57] Darky [417/916] has come upon elbie [127/770] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:06:21 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/22/17 22:56:58] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:10:48 from level 61.
[08/23/17 23:37:37] Syloq and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 02:06:25] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:44 towards level 61.
[08/25/17 10:31:41] elbie [686/770] has challenged canton7 [152/796] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:42 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/25/17 11:00:13] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:08 towards level 61.
[08/27/17 19:09:53] sunri5e, elf, and RistoUuranmaki [726/1978] have team battled zid, elbie, and pfoley [1017/2300] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/17 00:58:25] sjefen6 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 06:23:35] djm, elbie, and Malvolio [802/1470] have team battled vox, DalaiLamer, and valdur55 [1227/2112] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/17 08:06:28] elbie [313/770] has come upon J [264/771] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:20:36 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/28/17 20:42:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 1 day, 09:59:17 toward level 61.
[08/29/17 01:32:55] Zed [7/8] has challenged elbie [531/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Zed's clock.
[08/29/17 22:15:26] elbie [30/770] has come upon xa [213/489] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:10 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/29/17 23:50:42] elbie [397/770] has challenged codedeeply [545/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:54 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/30/17 09:32:37] elbie [583/784] has challenged Woona [278/957] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/01/17 11:45:29] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:49 towards level 62.
[09/02/17 01:07:39] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:43:55 towards level 62.
[09/05/17 00:50:30] sasaniak [128/479] has come upon elbie [403/784] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:34:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/05/17 02:51:47] TauPan and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/17 07:43:14] vegadark [447/496] has come upon elbie [634/784] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:08:43 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/05/17 14:30:01] Agent86 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 05:51:00] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:14 towards level 62.
[09/06/17 17:13:06] borsin and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 20:54:30] elbie [579/784] has come upon XJR-9 [399/984] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:15:52 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/07/17 00:34:10] spillere [554/596] has challenged elbie [560/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:15:43 is added to spillere's clock.
[09/07/17 02:23:08] elbie and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 04:48:19] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:00 towards level 62.
[09/07/17 19:08:10] elbie got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:37:53 from level 62.
[09/08/17 18:40:59] elbie [467/784] has challenged sigmg [331/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:10:54 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/09/17 09:28:51] Boohbah, tspange, and Fluttershy [1657/2404] have team battled elbie, Birdbones, and Brainiac [616/2440] and won! 0 days, 21:32:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 17:45:52] Syloq and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 03:15:08] nickware [249/570] has come upon elbie [734/784] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:51:57 is added to nickware's clock.
[09/10/17 03:54:18] elbie [676/784] has come upon AngryParsley [593/976] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:13:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/10/17 19:49:05] soltys [521/554] has challenged elbie [392/784] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:34:31 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/11/17 19:57:04] wolfkin [79/152] has challenged elbie [617/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to wolfkin's clock.
[09/12/17 04:22:04] elbie got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:45:11 from level 62.
[09/12/17 07:42:16] Chuck, Furry, and bender [121/1823] have team battled Fluttershy, elbie, and adamchainz [219/2059] and lost! 0 days, 11:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/17 09:56:42] elbie and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 14:50:21] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:14 towards level 62.
[09/13/17 19:01:04] elbie [462/784] has challenged jstg [308/977] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:47:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/14/17 11:10:20] elbie and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 11:37:37] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:55 towards level 62.
[09/14/17 16:09:40] Kylie and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 19:41:32] elbie [112/784] has come upon tycoon177 [12/174] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:36:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/15/17 09:04:57] david [58/334] has challenged elbie [369/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to david's clock.
[09/15/17 10:07:28] elbie [216/784] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [144/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:11:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/15/17 16:03:24] mustek [218/941] has come upon elbie [576/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:24:17 is added to mustek's clock.
[09/16/17 11:40:55] ToHellWithGA [365/454] has challenged elbie [398/784] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/16/17 14:47:14] sunri5e stole elbie's level 212 weapon while they were sleeping! sunri5e leaves his old level 175 weapon behind, which elbie then takes.
[09/16/17 23:29:07] elbie, meffe, and csssuf [520/1701] have team battled Zye, RedW, and pants [172/2515] and won! 0 days, 03:06:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/17 19:31:40] elbie [646/754] has challenged lipek [864/1200] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/18/17 15:56:33] AncalagonThBlack [294/658] has come upon elbie [517/754] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:51:55 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/19/17 06:15:09] elbie saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:23:01 from level 63.
[09/19/17 10:58:00] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:05:08 towards level 63.
[09/19/17 13:35:45] Skyie [575/709] has challenged elbie [283/754] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:54:23 is removed from Skyie's clock.
[09/21/17 02:26:07] dclaw123, rxcomm, and meffe [1361/2341] have team battled freeboson, elbie, and Zaratustra [950/2692] and won! 0 days, 16:29:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 16:48:54] david [329/387] has come upon elbie [4/754] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:11 is removed from david's clock.
[09/22/17 18:35:33] elbie [507/754] has challenged droogie [675/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:26:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/25/17 14:37:58] elbie, Darky, and theemstra [2265/2461] have team battled xa, Nofew, and m0shbear [1651/2476] and won! 5 days, 19:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 10:13:53] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:20:45 from level 63.
[10/03/17 04:25:57] Luamil [156/219] has challenged elbie [470/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Luamil's clock.
[10/05/17 08:13:25] elbie, Sticky, and blind [1446/2125] have team battled bootdisk, AbrahamLinksys, and Andries [1070/2264] and won! 0 days, 13:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 08:59:56] elbie [574/754] has challenged theZoMBiE [710/891] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:56:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/06/17 05:50:14] MrGlass, hannesenator, and vegadark [1454/2509] have team battled Dork_Knight, elbie, and valdur55 [1356/1921] and won! 0 days, 01:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 13:19:38] Ninetales [229/238] has challenged elbie [618/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Ninetales's clock.
[10/06/17 21:11:57] elbie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:55:07 from level 63.
[10/07/17 18:06:52] elbie [199/754] has come upon csssuf [316/503] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:08:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/09/17 02:17:13] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:53:28 towards level 63.
[10/09/17 11:24:25] MadHatter [187/670] has come upon elbie [559/754] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:04:57 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[10/10/17 20:07:29] exa [262/381] has challenged elbie [462/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to exa's clock.
[10/10/17 20:44:37] Adar [2/613] has come upon elbie [344/754] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:32:45 is added to Adar's clock.
[10/11/17 02:32:41] elbie sharpened the edge of his weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/17 09:15:21] dindinx [352/523] has come upon elbie [149/773] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:07:15 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[10/14/17 12:52:09] elbie [258/773] has come upon holloway [230/789] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:07:12 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/15/17 21:54:13] elbie [58/773] has come upon liara [428/492] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:48:57 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/16/17 16:42:10] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:35:01 towards level 63.
[10/17/17 01:02:00] WallIdl, max, elbie, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/17 11:53:02] kline [310/412] has come upon elbie [439/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:18:49 is added to kline's clock.
[10/17/17 15:35:16] ncarl747 [224/836] has challenged elbie [184/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:24:46 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[10/17/17 16:35:36] ruan [709/764] has challenged elbie [578/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:58:18 is removed from ruan's clock.
[10/17/17 17:32:11] Azerothian [66/505] has challenged elbie [243/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[10/18/17 03:20:43] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:29:31 from level 63.
[10/19/17 06:13:29] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:58:26 towards level 63.
[10/20/17 03:38:16] Sticky [308/549] has challenged elbie [237/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:44:01 is removed from Sticky's clock.
[10/23/17 03:24:25] elbie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:45:03 from level 63.
[10/23/17 07:19:44] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:39:59 towards level 63.
[10/23/17 16:09:56] elbie [33/773] has come upon Brainiac [533/730] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:38:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/24/17 18:46:18] Luamil [46/314] has challenged elbie [727/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Luamil's clock.
[10/24/17 22:01:24] unicron, Avocet, and elbie [1006/2317] have team battled canton7, damyan, and Adar [1745/2192] and lost! 5 days, 11:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 15:26:29] elbie [250/773] has challenged Avocet [590/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:14:08 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/27/17 18:06:40] elbie, IdleMaster, and Fluttershy [1026/2258] have team battled dwfreed, Elgo, and meffe [420/1441] and won! 1 day, 18:00:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 19:54:24] elbie [350/773] has come upon pmden [321/380] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:28:15 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/31/17 06:41:53] AbacusAvenger, elbie, and Dork_Knight [521/2114] have team battled pmden, charitwo, and yano [693/1541] and lost! 2 days, 23:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 11:25:41] Nistur [356/364] has come upon elbie [686/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:02:36 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/31/17 11:30:12] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:51:40 towards level 63.
[10/31/17 15:31:51] ilbelkyr [116/197] has challenged elbie [543/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[10/31/17 23:17:42] rxcomm, elbie, and KeboDK [1540/2726] have team battled sunri5e, Birdbones, and Heisenberg [121/2334] and won! 3 days, 06:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 04:36:38] Agent86 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 17:12:17] wolfkin [131/304] has challenged elbie [494/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to wolfkin's clock.
[11/04/17 03:58:16] RBecker, Crazycatlady, and Nofew [1336/2657] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Chuck, and elbie [799/2525] and won! 1 day, 02:29:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 15:53:15] elbie [670/773] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [81/548] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:40:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/07/17 08:20:55] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:57 towards level 63.
[11/07/17 19:40:53] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:04 towards level 63.
[11/08/17 20:05:21] elbie, Herb_Tarlek, and adamchainz [1213/1967] have team battled borsin, PiotrekD, and manish17xxx [1201/2127] and won! 1 day, 12:24:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/17 15:10:05] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:24 from level 63.
[11/11/17 06:56:44] elbie [597/773] has challenged AbacusAvenger [823/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/12/17 01:05:37] Atan [523/621] has come upon elbie [608/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:53 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/14/17 06:56:09] petrichor, Azerothian, hannesenator, and elbie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/17 06:57:07] elbie [606/773] has come upon Azerothian [181/509] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:50:27 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/14/17 12:46:06] yano and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 13:47:42] elbie had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:06 towards level 63.
[11/15/17 00:12:01] JensRex, kork, and osannatas [1908/2146] have team battled elbie, PiotrekD, and meffe [1899/1944] and won! 0 days, 15:48:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 03:09:10] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:37 towards level 63.
[11/15/17 07:19:13] Boohbah, suterismus, and loomysh [138/2552] have team battled Syloq, elbie, and dax [1046/1611] and lost! 0 days, 07:04:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 03:38:06] elbie and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 10:59:24] exa [621/810] has come upon elbie [682/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:56:38 is added to exa's clock.
[11/18/17 13:23:55] sjefen6 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 21:09:11] elbie [277/773] has challenged max [262/781] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/22/17 09:48:53] elbie and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 09:00:38] ohnx, shandor, and ncarl747 [785/2430] have team battled elbie, RedW, and Taffer [240/2475] and won! 2 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 18:37:47] elbie [426/783] has challenged blizgerg [751/1107] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:43:29 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/24/17 17:30:24] yano, V`ger, and Lios [1338/1973] have team battled elbie, Atan, and Nistur [1743/1789] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 02:38:25] Jandre [2/4] has challenged elbie [325/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Jandre's clock.
[11/26/17 09:07:53] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:45:43 towards level 64.
[11/26/17 14:01:23] MJ94, J, and damyan [799/2305] have team battled soltys, Euronur, and elbie [173/1930] and won! 1 day, 10:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 14:17:07] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:06 towards level 64.
[11/29/17 12:49:25] agrajag, mordac, and sjefen6 [1701/2425] have team battled elbie, m0shbear, and Chuck [2241/2251] and lost! 1 day, 16:18:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/17 17:18:26] Avocet [296/786] has come upon elbie [237/640] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:35:23 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[11/29/17 17:18:26] Avocet has dealt elbie a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:57:06 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/30/17 01:14:01] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:35:13 towards level 64.
[11/30/17 06:39:57] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:09:16 towards level 64.
[12/01/17 00:59:30] KeboDK, AbrahamLinksys, and elbie [2048/2080] have team battled Globalirc, os-5185, and Darky [2018/2603] and won! 2 days, 14:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 15:21:50] Andries [240/800] has come upon elbie [615/640] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:46:34 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/02/17 18:58:56] neurospex [461/1087] has come upon elbie [7/640] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:54:43 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/02/17 22:16:33] Taffer [503/762] has come upon elbie [157/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:04:26 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[12/04/17 19:30:22] nickware [120/612] has come upon elbie [210/640] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:45:59 is added to nickware's clock.
[12/05/17 02:57:45] IndigoTiger, elbie, and vrillusions [2231/2727] have team battled freeboson, Brady, and soltys [1789/2009] and won! 1 day, 14:42:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 16:05:24] elbie [291/640] has come upon pfoley [351/641] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:46:51 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/06/17 06:14:31] brendan, ohnx, and shandor [128/3017] have team battled elbie, Zoddo, and yano [228/2350] and lost! 0 days, 20:40:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 23:31:44] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:13 towards level 64.
[12/07/17 12:03:02] Nistur [0/386] has challenged elbie [325/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Nistur's clock.
[12/08/17 07:43:43] elbie [133/640] has come upon CornFly [400/1049] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:16:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/08/17 22:46:25] crysys [316/432] has challenged elbie [600/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:41 is added to crysys's clock.
[12/09/17 23:16:04] shandor [9/625] has come upon elbie [597/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:16:27 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/11/17 01:01:18] CoolChris, CornFly, and yano [962/2213] have team battled MadHatter, Yuhno, and elbie [300/1536] and won! 2 days, 10:10:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/17 02:51:42] Gatewayy, elbie, and pfoley [491/2170] have team battled brendan, sasaniak, and sjefen6 [1535/2495] and lost! 0 days, 23:06:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 20:11:15] Bob [238/522] has challenged elbie [105/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:32:31 is removed from Bob's clock.
[12/12/17 13:31:53] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:11 towards level 64.
[12/13/17 02:12:05] theemstra, grooverider, and elbie [2581/2605] have team battled Jandre, nickware, and codedeeply [1730/1742] and won! 3 days, 01:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 04:30:59] elbie [177/640] has challenged Zoddo [1052/1091] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:42:05 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/15/17 16:56:12] Meta [654/1036] has come upon elbie [212/640] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:15:06 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/15/17 23:46:12] elbie [137/640] has challenged sasaniak [110/664] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:08:14 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/16/17 09:51:03] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:19 towards level 64.
[12/17/17 02:37:45] basepi [9/936] has challenged elbie [597/640] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to basepi's clock.
[12/17/17 03:17:53] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:23 towards level 64.
[12/18/17 05:40:55] bender [117/741] has come upon elbie [542/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:41 is added to bender's clock.
[12/20/17 03:46:01] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:26 towards level 64.
[12/20/17 05:54:01] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:42:18 from level 64.
[12/20/17 13:19:31] AbacusAvenger, Eldoreth, and Cypher [996/2901] have team battled Majak, yano, and elbie [1224/1784] and lost! 2 days, 21:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/17 14:46:29] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:12 from level 64.
[12/20/17 16:03:28] elbie [456/640] has come upon MJ94 [693/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:29:46 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/23/17 18:33:14] elbie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:46:26 is added to his clock.
[12/23/17 18:55:49] elbie [268/640] has come upon Virtual [444/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:40 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/24/17 02:04:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 12:04:20 toward level 64.
[12/24/17 05:34:00] djm [63/579] has challenged elbie [605/640] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to djm's clock.
[12/26/17 18:38:24] uhmmm, sasaniak, and freeboson [651/2380] have team battled MrGlass, elbie, and Dork_Knight [2052/2054] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 21:29:09] elbie was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:11 from level 64.
[12/28/17 03:44:05] elbie [242/794] has challenged Sundance [229/699] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/28/17 09:56:15] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:19 towards level 65.
[12/29/17 00:57:58] elbie [157/794] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [573/643] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:33:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/29/17 08:50:39] elbie [345/794] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [721/897] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:44:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/29/17 22:23:51] elbie [67/794] has come upon kupad [166/224] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:02:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/30/17 08:41:16] elbie [33/794] has come upon Dork_Knight [131/612] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:10:33 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/30/17 14:22:30] hannesenator, Cypher, and SlowRiot [3044/3326] have team battled elbie, RedW, and HeavyPodda [278/2741] and won! 3 days, 14:37:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/18 09:55:47] nisa [142/194] has challenged elbie [777/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to nisa's clock.
[01/01/18 17:45:12] elbie [578/794] has challenged bender [93/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:48:57 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/02/18 23:26:45] MetaNova, idisjunction, and soltys [1755/2420] have team battled Heisenberg, elbie, and Ttech [1613/3286] and won! 2 days, 21:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 06:06:43] elbie, canton7, and Geela [710/1972] have team battled sjefen6, Tenorman, and pfoley [922/2093] and lost! 2 days, 17:08:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/18 16:04:14] RistoUuranmaki, ToHellWithGA, and dwfreed [426/2131] have team battled elbie, sigmg, and sasaniak [1518/2009] and lost! 4 days, 23:57:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/18 00:31:07] hannesenator [301/1228] has come upon elbie [244/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:59:54 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/04/18 01:04:56] idisjunction [128/918] has challenged elbie [396/794] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:20:52 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/04/18 08:07:25] elbie [119/794] has challenged blizgerg [157/1110] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:59:31 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/06/18 01:37:11] elbie [131/788] has challenged idisjunction [562/918] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:12:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/07/18 23:47:59] elbie, allo, and suterismus [208/2622] have team battled meffe, Herb_Tarlek, and KobrAs [958/1762] and lost! 3 days, 17:33:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 08:21:20] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:58:21 towards level 65.
[01/08/18 18:25:56] unicron, elbie, and LordH [2125/2607] have team battled Fluttershy, theemstra, and suterismus [918/3159] and won! 4 days, 12:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 19:19:49] elbie [421/788] has come upon Syloq [410/446] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:37:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/10/18 04:48:23] ishanyx, brendan, and Brady [731/2640] have team battled elbie, Boohbah, and manish17xxx [622/2333] and won! 0 days, 09:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 11:03:43] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:43:40 towards level 65.
[01/10/18 16:11:45] elbie [767/788] has come upon Zoddo [329/1128] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:02:58 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/10/18 18:48:18] PinkiePie and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/18 03:20:19] elbie [470/788] has challenged m0shbear [169/672] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:19:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/11/18 06:02:24] Yuhno [288/477] has come upon elbie [700/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:27 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/11/18 16:20:13] zid, IdleMaster, and elbie [2167/2379] have team battled MetaNova, qbit, and brycec [1894/2543] and won! 1 day, 09:15:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/18 09:30:54] elbie [595/788] has challenged fattrat [458/1174] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:10:03 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/12/18 17:21:41] Asara, liara, and D.Va [37/2280] have team battled Bradicus, elbie, and ToHellWithGA [2125/2175] and lost! 3 days, 17:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 03:07:22] suterismus, IdleMaster, and hoglahoo [744/2508] have team battled Crazycatlady, nfsnobody, and elbie [337/2059] and won! 1 day, 05:49:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 11:17:19] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:41 towards level 65.
[01/16/18 01:20:22] AncalagonThBlack and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/18 06:23:33] Bradicus [190/667] has challenged elbie [411/788] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:20:40 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[01/16/18 11:21:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 1 day, 16:14:26 toward level 65.
[01/16/18 17:23:28] elbie [309/788] has come upon MetaNova [392/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:30:02 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/16/18 22:54:03] neurospex [568/1151] has challenged elbie [484/788] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:51:31 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/17/18 07:32:12] Globalirc [436/790] has challenged elbie [657/788] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:39:37 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/17/18 12:42:11] bigjay, moveax, and ejai [1620/1924] have team battled sjefen6, elbie, and Cypher [267/2326] and won! 0 days, 01:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 18:57:33] codedeeply, Boohbah, elbie, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/18 20:42:14] elbie [761/788] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [280/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:17:58 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/19/18 01:17:15] elbie [656/788] has come upon robox [366/768] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:10:02 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/20/18 03:11:52] Tenorman, tmberg, and elbie [2405/2743] have team battled exotime, Fluttershy, and awgh [1306/2287] and won! 0 days, 15:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 11:05:45] elbie [282/792] has challenged ruan [113/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:01:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/21/18 13:25:08] vegadark [300/587] has come upon elbie [477/792] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:50:57 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/21/18 22:02:57] lakwatsero [25/287] has challenged elbie [111/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[01/22/18 02:10:42] elbie [131/792] has challenged Andries [205/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:58 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/22/18 10:35:01] elbie [694/792] has challenged Heisenberg [755/894] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/23/18 15:09:52] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:46:02 towards level 66.
[01/23/18 15:23:16] Nistur [96/452] has challenged elbie [626/792] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:11:53 is added to Nistur's clock.
[01/24/18 18:32:05] Andries [151/783] has challenged elbie [726/792] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:29:54 is added to Andries's clock.
[01/26/18 02:27:14] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:35:21 towards level 66.
[01/27/18 08:00:04] pfoley [631/652] has challenged elbie [211/792] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:29:55 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[01/27/18 17:11:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 4 days, 12:25:09 toward level 66.
[01/28/18 07:35:02] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:32:53 towards level 66.
[01/28/18 20:09:00] elbie [38/792] has come upon idlerpgww [457/500] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:37:08 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/28/18 20:44:43] koyaan, Barry, and Brainiac [1500/1504] have team battled Birdbones, SpikeX, and elbie [226/2364] and won! 0 days, 05:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 22:56:54] Zaratustra and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 08:49:50] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:40:13 from level 66.
[01/31/18 11:35:43] elbie and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/18 18:28:48] elbie [731/792] has challenged SN4T14 [755/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:54:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/01/18 00:11:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 19 days, 00:46:26 toward level 66.
[02/01/18 10:34:20] elbie [92/792] has challenged neurospex [1142/1151] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:17:24 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/02/18 16:27:31] ejai [224/322] has come upon elbie [353/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:27 is added to ejai's clock.
[02/02/18 20:23:21] borsin and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 15:12:32] Crazycatlady [199/557] has come upon elbie [188/792] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:00:57 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/07/18 01:10:19] elbie [709/792] has come upon robox [505/768] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:26:25 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/07/18 10:46:53] bavi [222/296] has challenged elbie [700/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to bavi's clock.
[02/07/18 18:41:21] Khorne and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 02:35:12] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:30 towards level 66.
[02/08/18 09:14:17] Euronur, ToHellWithGA, and JuanMaestro [1808/2184] have team battled theemstra, elbie, and qbit [1174/2297] and won! 0 days, 19:26:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 00:28:12] ToHellWithGA [249/731] has come upon elbie [631/792] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:38:00 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/09/18 00:31:58] elbie and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/18 01:07:24] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:50 from level 66.
[02/10/18 13:56:20] robox, seanmnaes, and CornFly [1031/2231] have team battled Khorne, Virtual, and elbie [1365/2451] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/18 08:52:56] elbie [480/792] has challenged seanmnaes [17/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:22:21 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/12/18 08:19:34] cirdan and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/18 08:10:41] el [87/467] has challenged elbie [180/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:31 is added to el's clock.
[02/15/18 19:39:25] cirdan, Lemelisk, and Milquetoast [2265/2998] have team battled elbie, Syloq, and Euronur [1477/1962] and won! 0 days, 11:45:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 23:34:17] elbie, IndigoTiger, and borsin [2541/2640] have team battled Atan, Brady, and Boohbah [334/2019] and won! 0 days, 02:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 10:14:52] elbie [596/792] has challenged TauPan [87/610] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:11:49 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/16/18 15:41:09] elbie [45/792] has come upon pfoley [496/652] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:39:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/16/18 19:06:22] Elgo [123/430] has come upon elbie [271/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:57:57 is added to Elgo's clock.
[02/17/18 07:48:09] apiw [288/604] has challenged elbie [559/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:42:05 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/21/18 00:47:54] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:57 towards level 67.
[02/23/18 16:29:48] elbie [274/792] has come upon Sixbierehomme [225/667] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:17:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/24/18 10:47:18] IdleMaster [351/729] has challenged elbie [573/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:13:11 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/25/18 03:10:26] PiotrekD [308/707] has come upon elbie [323/792] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:09:56 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[02/25/18 07:52:39] elbie [16/792] has challenged max [194/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:17:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/25/18 11:09:48] IdleMaster [128/729] has come upon elbie [757/792] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:10 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/25/18 16:08:29] elbie [341/792] has come upon nomatame [165/398] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:31:23 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/25/18 18:55:44] elbie [292/792] has challenged tmberg [582/941] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:14:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/27/18 09:49:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 21 days, 20:54:13 toward level 67.
[02/27/18 12:46:47] elbie, buksi, and mustek [1916/2204] have team battled Heisenberg, Wario, and IndigoTiger [1221/2300] and won! 0 days, 01:17:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 03:12:31] Lnk [51/686] has challenged elbie [744/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:05:01 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/01/18 04:20:27] Geela [273/424] has challenged elbie [427/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:50:32 is added to Geela's clock.
[03/01/18 15:37:10] ncarl747, elbie, and pfoley [1003/2304] have team battled SlowRiot, kork, and neurospex [252/2389] and won! 1 day, 05:34:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/18 00:03:52] HeavyPodda [543/1047] has come upon elbie [80/792] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:13:58 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/02/18 19:37:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 3 days, 20:22:54 toward level 67.
[03/03/18 04:49:06] elbie [756/792] has come upon vox [320/1188] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:06:14 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/03/18 05:27:42] Luamil, yano, and djm [962/1836] have team battled brendan, qbit, and elbie [2658/2983] and lost! 4 days, 02:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 16:42:26] elbie [170/792] has come upon max [215/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/03/18 22:49:04] elbie [167/809] has challenged Tenorman [987/1033] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/04/18 21:58:29] acolarh [46/207] has challenged elbie [372/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to acolarh's clock.
[03/05/18 05:10:33] Sundance, elbie, freeboson, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/18 15:54:22] elbie [681/809] has challenged Birdbones [1044/1100] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:28:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/06/18 02:27:29] IndigoTiger [1066/1119] has come upon elbie [740/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:21:58 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/06/18 18:14:00] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:03:00 from level 68.
[03/07/18 11:28:34] Heisenberg [189/687] has come upon elbie [250/809] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:43:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[03/10/18 07:44:39] elbie, IdleMaster, and Brainiac [293/2278] have team battled theemstra, jrosmith, and rxcomm [1012/2192] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/18 01:14:28] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:30:43 towards level 68.
[03/12/18 04:51:09] elbie and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 23:23:46] exa, dax, and elbie [1692/2484] have team battled PiotrekD, csssuf, and Majak [1268/1835] and won! 0 days, 23:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 03:20:23] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:44:48 towards level 68.
[03/13/18 21:39:10] grooverider [35/1208] has come upon elbie [222/809] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:25:40 is added to grooverider's clock.
[03/15/18 17:15:04] elbie [567/809] has challenged Mirc0p [263/750] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:19:32 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/16/18 04:04:35] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:54:58 towards level 68.
[03/16/18 12:38:02] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:58 towards level 68.
[03/16/18 16:23:03] Luamil [111/492] has challenged elbie [610/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:13 is added to Luamil's clock.
[03/17/18 14:22:11] elbie [180/809] has come upon zifnab06 [363/594] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:07 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/17/18 17:21:34] elbie [527/809] has come upon Roxana [37/828] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:13:28 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/19/18 11:53:08] elbie and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/18 18:48:41] manish17xxx [679/797] has challenged elbie [587/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:36:22 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[03/20/18 06:31:46] elbie [364/809] has come upon greekman [180/391] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:32:56 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/20/18 21:34:53] J and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 00:21:13] elbie ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:26:49 from level 68.
[03/21/18 20:02:59] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:02 towards level 68.
[03/23/18 00:09:10] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:10 towards level 68.
[03/24/18 02:01:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 2 days, 17:11:05 toward level 68.
[03/24/18 14:05:41] elbie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:29 from level 68.
[03/25/18 11:16:13] Brainiac [23/732] has come upon elbie [86/809] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:21:47 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/25/18 18:38:43] elbie [2/809] has challenged Bob [108/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/27/18 05:32:41] MJ94 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/18 05:50:57] elbie [183/809] has challenged petrichor [700/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/27/18 16:32:03] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:39 towards level 68.
[03/28/18 14:33:16] elf [519/1029] has come upon elbie [462/809] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:55:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/28/18 16:48:39] elbie [313/809] has challenged PinkiePie [286/864] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/28/18 19:19:36] pfoley, Khorne, and bozo [2018/2038] have team battled elbie, WallIdl, and TauPan [1317/2363] and won! 0 days, 02:10:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/18 07:43:06] elbie and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/18 15:35:05] NRKist [154/303] has challenged elbie [372/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to NRKist's clock.
[03/29/18 16:34:35] elbie [477/809] has come upon Bradicus [621/752] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:00:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/29/18 22:13:57] elbie lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:25:44 from level 69.
[03/29/18 23:31:05] woonack [428/448] has come upon elbie [291/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:14:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/02/18 03:38:43] Syloq and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 12:30:34] grooverider, sigmg, and RedW [1391/2968] have team battled elbie, Barry, and neurospex [228/2366] and won! 3 days, 12:01:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 21:20:48] MadMan [318/1058] has come upon elbie [561/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:55:10 is added to MadMan's clock.
[04/05/18 11:59:29] Asara, exa, and Wario [698/2670] have team battled sjefen6, elbie, and qwerty [334/2070] and won! 0 days, 07:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 13:29:24] Tor [72/248] has come upon elbie [611/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:55 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/07/18 02:24:03] vegadark, MJ94, and elbie [688/2112] have team battled lightstalker, cirdan, and djm [189/2357] and won! 3 days, 21:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 14:54:11] elbie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:20:28 from level 69.
[04/07/18 20:18:55] elbie and robox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 20:21:32] elbie and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 22:56:46] JensRex [566/1053] has come upon elbie [398/809] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 11:23:21 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[04/08/18 00:30:05] elbie [680/809] has challenged ilbelkyr [287/878] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:40:05 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/08/18 14:06:08] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:18 towards level 69.
[04/08/18 19:54:24] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:23 towards level 69.
[04/09/18 05:03:49] FSM [8/18] has challenged elbie [644/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to FSM's clock.
[04/10/18 03:47:29] elbie [303/809] has challenged seanmnaes [481/490] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:24:31 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/10/18 11:54:17] Sharky4 [173/459] has come upon elbie [470/809] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:54:07 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/10/18 14:59:09] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:44 towards level 69.
[04/11/18 05:35:14] exa, RedW, and Brady [1745/2648] have team battled elbie, SN4T14, and Sixbierehomme [1688/2283] and won! 0 days, 05:36:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/18 09:43:37] fattrat, Dork_Knight, and Crow [104/2191] have team battled elbie, Lnk, and WallIdl [898/2407] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/18 20:11:39] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:47 from level 69.
[04/12/18 01:22:51] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:50 towards level 69.
[04/12/18 10:06:22] sbp [51/584] has challenged elbie [202/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/12/18 17:36:00] TauPan, Zoddo, and woonack [1234/2265] have team battled Flonk, elbie, and Sundance [1386/2233] and lost! 4 days, 20:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/18 19:21:43] lakwatsero, basepi, and elbie [1435/2155] have team battled LordH, kork, and blizgerg [1430/2592] and won! 2 days, 04:09:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 05:13:14] bootdisk, elbie, and ncarl747 [2095/2576] have team battled bender, AngryParsley, and canton7 [215/2585] and won! 0 days, 10:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 04:29:14] borsin [670/723] has come upon elbie [241/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:33 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/15/18 13:35:00] elbie [266/809] has come upon freeboson [564/825] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:45:48 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/15/18 18:59:00] elbie, m0shbear, and shandor [2110/2149] have team battled eva42, freeboson, and Nistur [791/2577] and won! 0 days, 01:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 19:38:49] valdur55, fattrat, and basepi [1346/3049] have team battled m0shbear, Elgo, and elbie [1604/1992] and lost! 2 days, 07:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 14:52:15] Taffer, elf, and Brainiac [1074/2431] have team battled idlerpgww, elbie, and WooDy [984/1890] and won! 1 day, 16:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 03:30:22] suterismus [746/1393] has come upon elbie [241/809] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:15:42 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/17/18 18:02:06] MJ94 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 08:56:18] sigmg [260/727] has challenged elbie [135/809] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:08:13 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[04/18/18 10:58:48] Killerkid, M00nsl47r, and Herb_Tarlek [1799/1869] have team battled double, HeavyPodda, and elbie [2618/2718] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 14:35:43] uhmmm, elbie, and max [506/2329] have team battled dax, elf, and Gerdesas [1719/2235] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 17:07:47] elbie [217/809] has challenged Taffer [692/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/19/18 19:57:09] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:11 from level 69.
[04/19/18 20:10:08] elbie and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 12:59:22] max, elbie, and darkmage [56/2513] have team battled D.Va, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1610/2404] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 06:21:23] elbie [271/809] has challenged Tor [163/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:40:02 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/21/18 16:24:54] elbie [337/809] has challenged dindinx [475/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:52:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/22/18 05:17:39] elbie [31/809] has come upon WallIdl [629/874] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/22/18 10:00:48] elbie [170/809] has come upon acolarh [273/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:23 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/23/18 18:18:42] Xenthys [4/513] has come upon elbie [380/809] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:42:19 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[04/24/18 16:51:10] Zoddo [871/1135] has challenged elbie [402/809] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/25/18 19:19:10] elbie [527/809] has come upon liara [397/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:14:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/25/18 21:01:57] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:45 from level 69.
[04/26/18 02:33:07] elbie [212/809] has come upon mefmef [291/379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:41:36 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/26/18 03:13:37] Pici, MrGlass, and Zye [1219/3160] have team battled elbie, MetaNova, and vegadark [1428/2390] and lost! 0 days, 10:05:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/18 03:39:58] adamchainz, Ozaad, and codedeeply [1430/1645] have team battled bigjay, fattrat, and elbie [3212/3247] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 21:20:38] adamchainz [587/592] has challenged elbie [453/809] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[04/27/18 21:20:38] adamchainz has dealt elbie a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:25:24 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/28/18 00:34:36] Bob [152/736] has challenged elbie [157/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to Bob's clock.
[04/29/18 22:00:11] elbie [12/809] has challenged meffe [417/683] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/30/18 06:30:47] sigmg [291/737] has challenged elbie [555/809] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to sigmg's clock.
[04/30/18 21:34:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 46 days, 17:32:10 toward level 70.
[05/01/18 04:47:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 4 days, 14:02:54 toward level 70.
[05/01/18 05:54:03] elbie was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:36:28 from level 70.
[05/01/18 10:54:53] freeboson [695/849] has challenged elbie [621/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:54:37 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/02/18 08:42:37] elbie [689/809] has come upon Wario [143/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:16:04 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/03/18 05:36:41] Yuhno [265/628] has challenged elbie [494/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[05/04/18 03:29:19] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:01 towards level 70.
[05/04/18 04:52:26] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:48 towards level 70.
[05/05/18 08:18:56] elbie [187/809] has come upon bozo [367/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:46:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/05/18 10:41:50] elbie [336/809] has come upon dclaw123 [212/1000] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:36:46 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/06/18 10:55:32] kenyon and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/18 19:42:40] robox [626/812] has challenged elbie [546/809] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:18:05 is removed from robox's clock.
[05/06/18 22:17:02] mordac, Lnk, and elbie [961/2652] have team battled Brady, womblecat, and AngryParsley [347/2113] and won! 0 days, 17:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/18 12:47:45] Lemongrab [94/303] has challenged elbie [708/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[05/07/18 13:23:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:31:28 from level 70.
[05/07/18 18:54:20] elbie and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 03:56:32] elbie [18/809] has challenged Heisenberg [696/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:44 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/09/18 19:31:21] buksi [380/518] has come upon elbie [703/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to buksi's clock.
[05/10/18 18:07:28] elbie [530/809] has challenged Lemongrab [77/303] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:09:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/11/18 00:42:20] elbie and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 09:29:48] allo, Khorne, and damyan [1776/2413] have team battled eva42, elbie, and ishanyx [535/2770] and won! 0 days, 04:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 10:24:34] elbie [66/809] has challenged HeavyPodda [520/1033] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:33:58 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/11/18 21:26:53] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 05:26:54] elbie and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 23:07:35] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:38:55 from level 71.
[05/13/18 00:44:28] uhmmm, womblecat, and celophi [1296/1647] have team battled glorgamitch, elbie, and JuanMaestro [136/2483] and won! 0 days, 02:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 01:16:29] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 10:52:30] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:45:06 from level 71.
[05/15/18 06:06:00] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:41 towards level 71.
[05/15/18 09:59:18] mwhahaha [867/868] has challenged elbie [618/809] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:10:59 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/16/18 15:23:51] canton7 [563/832] has come upon elbie [592/809] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:40:02 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/17/18 22:01:03] Sixbierehomme, elbie, and PinkiePie [2000/2358] have team battled Misza, simple, and Zoddo [3172/3223] and lost! 8 days, 02:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 14:30:24] elbie and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/18 21:25:36] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:36:27 towards level 71.
[05/21/18 05:50:52] allo [11/469] has challenged elbie [159/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:27:23 is added to allo's clock.
[05/22/18 04:13:43] Eldoreth [638/931] has come upon elbie [61/809] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:31:59 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[05/22/18 11:38:11] Elgo stole elbie's level 42 shield while they were sleeping! Elgo leaves their old level 40 shield behind, which elbie then takes.
[05/22/18 13:20:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 13 days, 22:13:06 toward level 71.
[05/25/18 05:34:01] xit, Lemelisk, and manish17xxx [105/3122] have team battled seanmnaes, elbie, and PiotrekD [1500/2325] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/18 16:50:09] J, djm, and Ais [809/1962] have team battled Mateusz, elbie, and valdur55 [63/2615] and won! 0 days, 02:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/18 03:54:31] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:36 towards level 71.
[05/28/18 06:08:05] elbie [467/807] has challenged valdur55 [799/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:42:05 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/28/18 15:50:08] elbie and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 07:01:32] el, elbie, and bobvador [446/1749] have team battled Xenthys, pants, and D.Va [983/1988] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 11:56:50] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 07:39:45] jp [197/272] has challenged elbie [733/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to jp's clock.
[05/31/18 00:53:36] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:34:28 from level 71.
[05/31/18 01:34:32] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:57 towards level 71.
[05/31/18 02:56:21] elbie [518/807] has come upon Bradicus [25/729] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:35:42 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/31/18 08:00:40] Misza, Mrs.BigHead, and elbie [2097/2571] have team battled holloway, Herb_Tarlek, and ncarl747 [847/2597] and won! 0 days, 19:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/18 18:16:45] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:45 towards level 71.
[06/01/18 03:08:58] alephnull [527/569] has come upon elbie [212/807] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:37:46 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[06/01/18 13:36:54] SirMonkeybox and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/18 23:54:21] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/18 09:23:30] elbie, CompanionCube, and Lemongrab [684/1766] have team battled djm, damyan, and dax [837/2324] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 04:53:45] Sundance, kier, and mwhahaha [698/2463] have team battled elbie, SN4T14, and Misza [2545/2803] and lost! 1 day, 10:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 09:08:35] Sharky4 [457/642] has challenged elbie [436/828] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:50:21 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[06/04/18 22:13:09] elbie [432/828] has challenged Eiam [64/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:53 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/06/18 00:03:09] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:44 towards level 71.
[06/06/18 01:22:35] elbie [16/828] has challenged zid [804/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:42 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/07/18 07:16:08] elbie [438/828] has come upon khmerboy [223/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:52 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/07/18 17:01:52] elbie [297/873] has challenged Lios [729/869] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/08/18 06:05:46] sigmg [310/737] has come upon elbie [604/873] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:48:00 is added to sigmg's clock.
[06/08/18 18:50:44] elbie [675/873] has come upon LukeLR [320/519] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:59:33 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/08/18 18:56:13] speedmann, womblecat, and elbie [1716/2016] have team battled Elgo, ilbelkyr, and theemstra [1209/2149] and won! 0 days, 14:32:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/18 00:53:23] idlerpgww and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/18 14:22:44] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:04:17 from level 72.
[06/10/18 04:10:39] Sixbierehomme and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 00:13:18] Evrial, simple, and elbie [1933/2329] have team battled Euronur, Lemelisk, and himuraken [39/2803] and won! 0 days, 14:03:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 01:22:03] xtort- [7/150] has challenged elbie [802/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to xtort-'s clock.
[06/11/18 01:23:28] elbie and prime have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 06:50:47] Brady [528/679] has challenged elbie [355/873] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:51:27 is removed from Brady's clock.
[06/12/18 15:07:47] elbie and valdur55 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 17:54:34] Killerkid [214/819] has challenged elbie [229/873] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:16:03 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[06/13/18 22:22:21] elbie, bl4ckscor3, and HeavyPodda [601/2412] have team battled bigjay, lakwatsero, and Mateusz [2135/2537] and lost! 1 day, 13:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/18 10:58:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 3 days, 01:28:42 toward level 72.
[06/15/18 14:53:14] elbie lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:38:22 from level 72.
[06/15/18 20:57:55] elbie [439/873] has come upon codedeeply [337/855] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:47:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/15/18 21:17:28] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:27:36 towards level 72.
[06/16/18 01:25:58] RBecker and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/18 03:58:10] Crazycatlady [98/583] has challenged elbie [375/873] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:26:12 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/16/18 05:38:08] crysys, abra0, and Wario [2316/2372] have team battled Khorne, liara, and elbie [504/2426] and won! 0 days, 02:58:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/18 17:28:51] Ttech [534/1701] has challenged elbie [167/873] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:35:33 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[06/18/18 16:56:17] cirdan [367/951] has come upon elbie [830/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:36 is added to cirdan's clock.
[06/19/18 01:55:03] Leetistan [238/461] has challenged elbie [331/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[06/19/18 11:22:56] M144 [152/169] has challenged elbie [869/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to M144's clock.
[06/21/18 05:20:31] elbie [63/873] has come upon max [352/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:32:44 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/21/18 14:36:23] Dork_Knight, elbie, and m0shbear [1726/2426] have team battled Euronur, PinkiePie, and dclaw123 [1668/2548] and won! 1 day, 04:36:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 06:53:40] jp [265/351] has challenged elbie [352/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to jp's clock.
[06/24/18 04:57:17] elbie [281/873] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [914/1019] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:14:51 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/26/18 23:58:12] Pici [874/1071] has come upon elbie [452/873] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:52:54 is removed from Pici's clock.
[06/27/18 20:57:29] elbie died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:18:41 from level 72.
[06/27/18 23:49:22] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:41 towards level 72.
[06/29/18 00:33:49] elbie [380/873] has challenged eva42 [395/1294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:07:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/29/18 05:13:10] LegendaryQ, Mateusz, and elbie [2050/2237] have team battled Pici, petrichor, and m0shbear [2356/2986] and lost! 3 days, 21:45:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 13:38:24] jrosmith [294/863] has challenged elbie [741/873] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:18:46 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[06/30/18 06:44:19] lipek, HeavyPodda, and J [1734/2941] have team battled Lemongrab, elbie, and pfoley [1320/1985] and won! 1 day, 22:58:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 07:00:43] sasaniak [548/668] has challenged elbie [758/873] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/02/18 05:00:28] elbie [397/873] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [478/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:26:29 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/02/18 05:45:59] J and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 08:01:33] elbie [4/873] has challenged buksi [404/537] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:23:36 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/02/18 14:37:52] mordac [891/1085] has challenged elbie [598/873] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/02/18 23:44:00] elbie [649/873] has come upon Roxana [711/942] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:55:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/03/18 21:30:22] aismallard, sbp, PinkiePie, and elbie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/18 12:51:05] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:04:41 from level 72.
[07/05/18 13:28:45] elbie [694/873] has challenged himuraken [542/930] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:19:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/06/18 23:22:37] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:52 towards level 72.
[07/07/18 10:33:18] elbie met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:05 from level 72.
[07/11/18 22:44:18] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:42:51 from level 72.
[07/12/18 06:24:54] qwerty [64/664] has challenged elbie [751/873] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:43:55 is added to qwerty's clock.
[07/12/18 15:53:16] sjefen6, vrillusions, and elbie [2850/2935] have team battled Mateusz, bozo, and kier [255/2202] and won! 1 day, 07:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 02:25:59] cornfeedhobo [37/112] has challenged elbie [593/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/13/18 08:46:53] elbie and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 11:34:58] bozo [59/438] has challenged elbie [563/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:47 is added to bozo's clock.
[07/14/18 10:31:25] Dork_Knight [353/1109] has challenged elbie [190/873] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/14/18 23:22:57] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:46 towards level 72.
[07/14/18 23:24:55] brycec and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 04:49:27] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:06 towards level 72.
[07/15/18 10:34:55] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:24 towards level 72.
[07/16/18 02:28:16] elbie [197/873] has come upon Lemelisk [846/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:03:21 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/17/18 09:07:12] elbie [356/873] has challenged buksi [266/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:59 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/18/18 06:28:52] gcc [55/286] has challenged elbie [855/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to gcc's clock.
[07/18/18 22:36:23] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:09 from level 72.
[07/19/18 01:39:15] Evrial [540/568] has come upon elbie [649/873] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:26:06 is added to Evrial's clock.
[07/19/18 12:25:13] elbie [239/873] has challenged adamchainz [508/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/20/18 22:36:59] elbie [819/886] has challenged codedeeply [603/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:45:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/20/18 22:36:59] elbie has dealt codedeeply a Critical Strike! 5 days, 06:14:56 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[07/21/18 12:46:28] elbie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:02 from level 72.
[07/21/18 14:42:20] elbie [250/886] has challenged bootdisk [124/968] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:33 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/21/18 23:08:02] tmberg, Syloq, elbie, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/18 00:02:54] elbie [826/886] has challenged useless [103/646] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:28:22 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/22/18 04:17:38] shandor [236/624] has challenged elbie [324/886] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:50:12 is added to shandor's clock.
[07/22/18 14:48:56] elbie [603/886] has come upon dclaw123 [670/1026] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:30:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/22/18 21:48:18] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:40:44 towards level 73.
[07/23/18 06:17:52] idlerpgww and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 18:36:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 5 days, 04:27:04 toward level 73.
[07/23/18 23:39:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 7 days, 21:33:16 toward level 73.
[07/24/18 12:06:06] elbie [738/886] has challenged niko [132/607] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:41:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/24/18 16:34:24] elbie and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 18:16:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 17:11:26 from level 73.
[07/24/18 21:04:59] ishanyx, nickware, and bebbet [1926/2006] have team battled elbie, double, and tmberg [2136/2774] and lost! 0 days, 07:56:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/18 15:41:34] Sundance and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 00:08:12] csc2ya, IndigoTiger, and ToHellWithGA [1256/2597] have team battled dxtr, elbie, and Eldoreth [1818/2258] and lost! 0 days, 22:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 02:52:16] elbie, darkmage, and manish17xxx [263/2740] have team battled Luamil, Brady, and ishanyx [1966/2009] and lost! 4 days, 19:22:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 03:27:58] Lemongrab stole elbie's level 211 weapon while they were sleeping! Lemongrab leaves their old level 50 weapon behind, which elbie then takes.
[07/26/18 07:39:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 22 days, 08:09:11 toward level 73.
[07/29/18 01:42:38] elbie and valdur55 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 10:02:17] elbie reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elbie's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/18 11:26:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 2 days, 14:26:14 toward level 73.
[07/29/18 14:40:24] elbie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 15:30:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 04:29:53 from level 73.
[07/30/18 00:44:51] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:58 from level 73.
[07/30/18 04:21:04] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:32 towards level 73.
[07/30/18 21:43:51] lightstalker, Iri, and Herb_Tarlek [515/1939] have team battled ToHellWithGA, elbie, and HeavyPodda [227/2742] and won! 0 days, 20:17:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/18 22:48:34] ilbelkyr, dindinx, elbie, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/18 13:50:33] elbie [266/713] has challenged manish17xxx [159/735] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/01/18 12:51:06] tmberg, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1425/2287] have team battled Sharky4, mwhahaha, and elbie [1676/2303] and lost! 8 days, 14:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/18 04:08:15] sheu [60/407] has challenged elbie [29/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from sheu's clock.
[08/03/18 14:16:40] woonack [268/479] has challenged elbie [366/713] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:22:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/04/18 01:20:36] sjefen6 [572/778] has challenged elbie [567/713] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:17:22 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/04/18 12:08:34] elbie and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 12:58:21] elbie [363/713] has come upon ncarl747 [232/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:44:12 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/04/18 13:03:52] dclaw123 [627/1026] has come upon elbie [46/713] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:00:54 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[08/05/18 03:41:42] Courage, Sundance, and manish17xxx [1666/1796] have team battled Evrial, wolfkin, and elbie [157/1581] and won! 0 days, 09:09:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 02:14:19] suterismus [879/1346] has come upon elbie [322/713] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:10:19 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/06/18 02:44:45] elbie [401/713] has challenged PiotrekD [577/632] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:50:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/06/18 04:16:45] Andries [269/767] has come upon elbie [690/713] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:58 is added to Andries's clock.
[08/07/18 09:49:59] elbie [18/713] has challenged Taffer [317/522] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:28:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/07/18 20:26:41] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:57:29 from level 74.
[08/10/18 23:20:38] elbie [69/713] has challenged dwfreed [233/464] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:17:19 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/11/18 02:21:42] sbp [575/646] has challenged elbie [339/713] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:35:58 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/11/18 14:45:56] Taffer, pfoley, and nickware [1212/1986] have team battled Tim, Heisenberg, and elbie [512/1801] and won! 0 days, 08:53:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/18 19:02:27] Geela, elbie, and sigmg [111/1863] have team battled MadHatter, TimWolla, and Agent86 [210/2107] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 18:43:02] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:02:46 towards level 74.
[08/12/18 21:17:34] elbie [661/713] has come upon Misza [446/1161] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 03:46:04 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/13/18 06:40:37] elbie [603/713] has challenged Zye [896/1201] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:46:07 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/13/18 09:01:33] yano, Zye, and Brady [1072/2577] have team battled elbie, Sundance, and HeavyPodda [2185/2392] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 16:44:18] elbie [633/713] has challenged sbp [80/646] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:11:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/13/18 22:42:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 29 days, 08:37:11 toward level 74.
[08/14/18 00:46:13] vox, elbie, and Birdbones [386/3166] have team battled yano, vegadark, and Sixbierehomme [697/1739] and lost! 3 days, 17:18:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/18 09:50:32] Roxana [550/953] has challenged elbie [6/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:19:23 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[08/15/18 07:36:44] elbie, Ttech, theemstra, and Killerkid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/18 19:14:48] Fluttershy [612/1053] has come upon elbie [573/713] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:11:49 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[08/16/18 17:10:18] sunri5e [337/889] has challenged elbie [574/713] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:33:06 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[08/18/18 16:40:41] Misza, Tenorman, and Fluttershy [2965/3265] have team battled brycec, elbie, and Sundance [1754/2204] and won! 0 days, 01:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 00:23:14] elbie [187/713] has come upon pfoley [10/629] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:17:48 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/19/18 05:48:14] theemstra [420/796] has come upon elbie [99/713] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:20:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/19/18 06:36:15] fattrat [843/1183] has come upon elbie [709/713] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:32:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/21/18 10:15:27] soltys, AncalagonThBlack, and basepi [95/2136] have team battled freeboson, Tenorman, and elbie [728/2820] and lost! 11 days, 04:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/18 07:27:00] niko [48/607] has come upon elbie [615/713] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:50 is added to niko's clock.
[08/24/18 15:20:15] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:46 from level 74.
[08/27/18 21:07:00] elbie and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 01:57:52] Birdbones [977/1274] has come upon elbie [49/713] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:51:17 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/18 14:32:14] elbie misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:55 from level 74.
[08/28/18 22:18:39] elbie [381/713] has challenged kier [743/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:52:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/29/18 00:40:15] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:40 towards level 74.
[08/29/18 12:10:17] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:41 towards level 74.
[08/30/18 03:26:39] lagertonne [244/254] has come upon elbie [224/713] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:58 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[08/30/18 05:19:48] elbie left their weapon out in the rain to rust! elbie's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/18 18:11:46] elbie [72/708] has come upon dclaw123 [513/1026] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:20:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/30/18 18:21:00] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:15:50 from level 74.
[08/31/18 00:35:15] elbie [658/708] has challenged acolarh [433/685] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:19:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/02/18 06:54:32] mwhahaha [63/955] has challenged elbie [608/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:54:48 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/02/18 07:45:48] elbie and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/18 08:11:59] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:41:58 from level 74.
[09/03/18 11:03:40] Ttech [1390/1685] has challenged elbie [259/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:17:32 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[09/04/18 19:28:38] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:52 towards level 74.
[09/04/18 23:18:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 4 days, 02:46:32 toward level 74.
[09/05/18 05:17:37] Sundance [97/697] has challenged elbie [505/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:05:27 is added to Sundance's clock.
[09/06/18 18:59:24] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:47 towards level 74.
[09/07/18 15:06:59] borsin [334/613] has come upon elbie [80/711] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:47:34 is removed from borsin's clock.
[09/08/18 03:02:22] elbie lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:32 from level 74.
[09/08/18 03:13:46] elbie [77/711] has challenged xit [913/971] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/08/18 04:44:17] grooverider [270/1354] has come upon elbie [174/711] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:58:02 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[09/08/18 04:44:17] grooverider has dealt elbie a Critical Strike! 15 days, 07:55:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/08/18 07:35:30] Milquetoast [254/943] has come upon elbie [406/711] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:49:45 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/08/18 20:53:05] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:10:20 towards level 75.
[09/09/18 09:57:39] Yuhno, wulk, and SCSi [589/1693] have team battled bootdisk, Atan, and elbie [607/2248] and lost! 0 days, 18:28:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/18 10:14:51] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:25:48 towards level 75.
[09/10/18 00:55:07] elbie [448/716] has challenged fattrat [0/1183] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:57:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/10/18 01:45:54] brycec and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/18 07:57:31] elbie [714/716] has challenged xit [959/971] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:51:22 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/10/18 19:01:12] blizgerg [891/1215] has challenged elbie [358/716] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:29:49 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/10/18 22:44:23] csc2ya, TauPan, and elbie [1066/1564] have team battled vox, ishanyx, and Syloq [1493/2341] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/18 10:32:08] J and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 14:07:46] elbie [612/716] has challenged adamus1red [319/452] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:49:44 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/12/18 03:36:48] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:19:04 towards level 75.
[09/12/18 21:36:03] sigmg, himuraken, and Herb_Tarlek [1476/2541] have team battled JuanMaestro, elbie, and manish17xxx [893/2352] and won! 0 days, 02:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/18 07:29:47] double [250/1106] has challenged elbie [702/716] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:20:45 is added to double's clock.
[09/14/18 07:35:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 16 days, 16:03:26 toward level 75.
[09/14/18 21:16:12] AthenaMarie [6/144] has challenged elbie [216/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to AthenaMarie's clock.
[09/16/18 16:50:23] soltys, Xenthys, and Shasaeb [941/1097] have team battled elbie, MadMan, and Fluttershy [143/2879] and won! 0 days, 00:02:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 14:20:11] mordac [1050/1135] has come upon elbie [571/716] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:40:59 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/19/18 15:53:55] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:33 towards level 75.
[09/19/18 17:42:38] HeavyPodda, elbie, and Vroomfondel [1047/2453] have team battled Syloq, xtort-, and Mayit [86/1133] and won! 1 day, 11:31:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 02:33:34] donpdonp [105/328] has come upon elbie [84/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:34 is removed from donpdonp's clock.
[09/21/18 14:36:05] elbie [224/716] has come upon Beavis [883/1030] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:42 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/23/18 09:43:46] SCSi [167/499] has challenged elbie [686/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:23 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/24/18 17:55:07] Nofew [832/1027] has challenged elbie [312/716] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:44:19 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/24/18 19:15:19] Mayit [265/310] has come upon elbie [125/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:12:46 is removed from Mayit's clock.
[09/25/18 02:38:40] elbie, woonack, and Yuhno [177/1872] have team battled tmberg, Lemelisk, and ilbelkyr [619/3221] and lost! 2 days, 01:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/18 16:55:10] kier, dclaw123, and waifu [862/2352] have team battled lipek, Tor, and elbie [1744/3056] and lost! 0 days, 19:32:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 14:10:31] Roxana [916/1035] has challenged elbie [493/716] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:53:23 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[09/26/18 21:35:16] IllusiveMan_, elbie, and Sixbierehomme [119/1310] have team battled JensRex, allo, and Taffer [291/2080] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/18 02:14:37] elbie [309/716] has challenged Psilocybe [378/695] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:05:21 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/28/18 16:27:58] elbie [339/716] has challenged SirMonkeybox [419/541] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:26:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/28/18 18:33:32] Xenthys, Cameron_D, and elbie [903/2874] have team battled dwfreed, TimWolla, and Brady [1321/1891] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 02:57:59] SirMonkeybox [270/541] has challenged elbie [362/716] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:14:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/29/18 03:47:04] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:43 towards level 75.
[10/01/18 10:34:03] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:23 towards level 75.
[10/02/18 14:23:58] Brady [549/677] has come upon elbie [660/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:54:17 is added to Brady's clock.
[10/05/18 02:21:29] elbie [407/716] has challenged donpdonp [12/341] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:26:09 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/05/18 02:47:08] elbie got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:35:59 from level 75.
[10/05/18 07:45:32] IllusiveMan_ [317/320] has challenged elbie [380/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[10/06/18 19:02:08] elbie and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 21:36:24] MadMan [699/1115] has challenged elbie [203/716] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:08:34 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[10/07/18 07:27:11] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:07 towards level 75.
[10/07/18 20:44:19] bigjay [565/1413] has challenged elbie [402/716] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:25:15 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[10/08/18 00:24:58] buksi, Herb_Tarlek, and elbie [1283/2424] have team battled WallIdl, Courage, and PiotrekD [1686/1766] and lost! 1 day, 15:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 10:49:05] elbie [520/724] has challenged DrJosh9000 [85/90] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:55:46 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/08/18 19:17:09] JensRex, elbie, and AncalagonThBlack [1369/2493] have team battled RBecker, max, and Mateusz [2199/2469] and lost! 1 day, 16:38:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 01:21:49] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:48 from level 75.
[10/09/18 07:32:00] elbie [355/724] has come upon gildarts [283/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:52:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/09/18 19:03:25] x0, himuraken, and Atan [781/1849] have team battled ohnx, elbie, and JensRex [2048/2850] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/18 14:43:40] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:48 towards level 75.
[10/12/18 04:42:27] lipek [489/1225] has come upon elbie [598/724] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:44:23 is added to lipek's clock.
[10/12/18 17:30:35] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:11 from level 75.
[10/12/18 21:36:20] Flonk [11/880] has come upon elbie [585/724] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:24:40 is added to Flonk's clock.
[10/13/18 11:08:35] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:41 towards level 75.
[10/13/18 15:09:24] sheu [217/531] has challenged elbie [19/724] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from sheu's clock.
[10/13/18 17:35:21] dindinx, djm, and elbie [1898/2319] have team battled Curious_Onion, Agent86, and vegadark [507/1851] and won! 1 day, 10:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 18:32:37] ishanyx and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/18 03:45:00] Tenorman, Lemelisk, and Andries [528/3088] have team battled mwhahaha, elbie, and zankore [1188/2755] and lost! 9 days, 14:40:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/18 02:41:05] shandor [68/609] has challenged elbie [164/724] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:32:37 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/15/18 13:24:26] Sundance and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 11:02:31] elbie [451/724] has come upon x0 [195/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:17 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/17/18 17:11:59] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:46 from level 75.
[10/18/18 06:57:10] elbie [519/724] has challenged JuanMaestro [729/890] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/18/18 20:10:31] elbie [15/724] has challenged Majak [441/475] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:04:40 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/19/18 05:13:33] elbie [350/724] has challenged dindinx [47/805] in combat and won! 17 days, 17:15:43 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/19/18 08:14:33] freeboson [250/806] has challenged elbie [109/724] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:37:51 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/19/18 08:20:44] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and DrJosh9000 [776/2059] have team battled Bradicus, ToHellWithGA, and elbie [1268/2427] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 19:47:56] Herb_Tarlek, elbie, and MadMan [1351/2711] have team battled kork, rxcomm, and JensRex [2311/2529] and lost! 3 days, 04:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/18 13:13:52] elbie and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 20:26:34] Mirc0p [239/757] has challenged elbie [496/724] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:45:52 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[10/20/18 22:01:19] tmberg, TimWolla, and djm [2070/2601] have team battled petrichor, elbie, and psycho [1050/2287] and won! 0 days, 13:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 07:40:34] elbie [698/724] has come upon holloway [444/977] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:50:58 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/21/18 11:51:42] xetarip [196/221] has challenged elbie [547/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to xetarip's clock.
[10/21/18 15:19:43] elbie got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:34:23 from level 76.
[10/22/18 13:57:56] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:40:08 towards level 76.
[10/22/18 15:41:09] elbie [711/724] has challenged zankore [1059/1082] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:41:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/23/18 07:51:28] bootdisk [1017/1204] has come upon elbie [451/724] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:39:47 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[10/24/18 11:34:38] Brady [792/909] has come upon elbie [228/724] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:12:24 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/28/18 06:46:51] Desspugne [320/382] has come upon elbie [465/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:09 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/28/18 08:49:07] elbie [29/724] has come upon freeboson [178/806] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:43:54 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/28/18 13:43:20] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:28:53 towards level 76.
[10/28/18 15:11:27] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:25:40 towards level 76.
[10/29/18 15:32:56] elbie [619/724] has challenged Lemelisk [49/1258] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:05:59 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/31/18 13:48:17] aismallard and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/18 15:46:11] Zye [949/1333] has come upon elbie [218/724] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:02:06 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/02/18 21:30:26] elbie and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 00:25:40] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:54:04 from level 76.
[11/04/18 06:44:14] elbie [273/724] has challenged Nistur [300/522] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:20:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/05/18 13:36:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 10:01:27 from level 76.
[11/06/18 03:54:43] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:34:52 towards level 76.
[11/07/18 12:32:18] idlerpgww and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/18 22:13:35] HeavyPodda, elbie, and Ttech [1168/3415] have team battled Asara, nickware, and ishanyx [230/3025] and won! 2 days, 13:58:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/18 07:10:11] elbie [473/724] has challenged SCSi [4/499] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:26:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/09/18 10:18:22] elbie and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/18 23:40:03] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:29:33 towards level 76.
[11/10/18 01:16:25] Desspugne, HeavyPodda, and IdleMaster [1344/2166] have team battled elbie, LukeLR, and Nofew [1684/2401] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/18 10:06:32] brycec and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/18 10:16:04] elbie [485/724] has challenged Andries [479/766] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:59:54 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/11/18 01:47:28] canton7 [219/728] has come upon elbie [198/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:48:41 is removed from canton7's clock.
[11/11/18 11:37:48] elbie [357/724] has come upon csc2ya [334/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:31:23 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/12/18 19:20:24] elbie [544/724] has come upon TimWolla [267/851] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:03:27 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/13/18 04:58:49] bigjay [481/1424] has come upon elbie [651/739] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:17:48 is added to bigjay's clock.
[11/13/18 09:23:00] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:13:54 from level 76.
[11/13/18 10:36:01] mistaEvO8 [52/107] has challenged elbie [297/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/13/18 12:59:58] elbie [194/739] has come upon ohnx [77/1037] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:46:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/13/18 14:32:41] Curious_Onion [211/580] has challenged elbie [73/955] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:23:29 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[11/13/18 15:01:31] dax, Pici, and Nistur [1617/2247] have team battled elbie, Bahhumbug, and Zaratustra [1481/2732] and won! 0 days, 12:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 23:16:39] woonack [168/485] has come upon elbie [890/955] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:13:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/14/18 20:08:31] zankore [234/1061] has come upon elbie [46/955] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:00:32 is removed from zankore's clock.
[11/15/18 19:44:56] elbie [539/955] has challenged KeboDK [758/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:06:48 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/16/18 07:07:04] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:58:40 from level 76.
[11/16/18 14:46:47] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:16 towards level 76.
[11/16/18 23:51:15] elbie [694/955] has challenged popey [111/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:24:23 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/17/18 16:54:41] elbie was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:46 from level 76.
[11/17/18 19:33:48] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:14 from level 76.
[11/18/18 06:32:34] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:51 towards level 76.
[11/19/18 14:13:37] elbie [413/965] has come upon Syloq [154/589] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:02 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/20/18 08:32:11] elbie [910/965] has challenged dclaw123 [841/1010] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/22/18 02:35:08] dax [529/610] has come upon elbie [294/965] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:47:33 is removed from dax's clock.
[11/22/18 06:35:22] elbie [727/965] has come upon woonack [249/485] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:23:36 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/24/18 05:46:00] elf [923/1149] has come upon elbie [161/965] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:24:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/24/18 09:58:53] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:35 towards level 77.
[11/24/18 19:26:08] elbie reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elbie's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/18 01:26:30] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/18 04:35:18] elbie [459/996] has challenged sjefen6 [595/876] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:16:32 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/25/18 09:31:35] NPC4946410567318 [258/283] has challenged elbie [986/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[11/26/18 07:03:50] dindinx and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 17:05:16] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:13:42 from level 77.
[11/27/18 20:59:05] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:42 towards level 77.
[11/29/18 10:09:58] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:02 towards level 77.
[12/01/18 06:49:44] JensRex, fragment1, and bigjay [1179/2740] have team battled Khorne, elbie, and Xenthys [881/2575] and won! 0 days, 02:37:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 23:17:46] crudd [463/565] has challenged elbie [158/996] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:16:13 is removed from crudd's clock.
[12/05/18 12:34:07] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:49:38 towards level 77.
[12/05/18 20:31:04] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:16 towards level 77.
[12/05/18 20:33:41] elbie [214/996] has challenged Crazycatlady [145/620] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:07:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/06/18 10:36:50] djm [762/789] has challenged elbie [679/996] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:34:47 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/06/18 10:36:50] In the fierce battle, elbie dropped their level 72 helm! djm picks it up, tossing their old level 52 helm to elbie.
[12/07/18 05:14:16] Ttech [1034/1708] has come upon elbie [920/974] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 07:50:44 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/08/18 06:47:04] Sixbierehomme [26/476] has challenged elbie [909/974] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:53:49 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/08/18 14:18:09] Jay_of_Delucia, sigmg, and IllusiveMan_ [1357/1634] have team battled bobvador, kenyon, and elbie [498/2996] and won! 0 days, 03:15:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 08:33:36] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:43 towards level 77.
[12/11/18 10:08:40] zankore [968/1057] has come upon elbie [69/974] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:12:28 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/12/18 12:55:52] SirMonkeybox, theZoMBiE, and elbie [239/1949] have team battled rxcomm, yano, and Fluttershy [210/2797] and won! 1 day, 14:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 13:44:43] yano [424/713] has come upon elbie [402/974] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:26:26 is removed from yano's clock.
[12/13/18 17:58:05] ishanyx [231/728] has challenged elbie [141/974] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:57:13 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[12/13/18 19:22:41] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:32 from level 77.
[12/14/18 11:31:37] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:26 towards level 77.
[12/14/18 11:42:02] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:34 towards level 77.
[12/14/18 11:58:27] elbie [731/974] has come upon MadMan [882/1154] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:49 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/14/18 15:57:47] dindinx and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/18 10:07:18] elbie [507/974] has challenged Jay_of_Delucia [267/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:01:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/15/18 16:08:38] simple [604/1106] has challenged elbie [540/974] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:52:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/16/18 05:21:30] elbie, allo, and Khorne [788/2605] have team battled himuraken, el, and manish17xxx [1119/2601] and lost! 1 day, 04:36:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/18 13:23:15] elbie burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elbie's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/18 09:18:04] nickware [14/908] has challenged elbie [333/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:15 is added to nickware's clock.
[12/17/18 23:00:10] loomysh [433/783] has come upon elbie [760/969] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:13:31 is added to loomysh's clock.
[12/18/18 10:23:48] elbie [402/969] has challenged Ttech [785/1708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:24:47 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/18/18 11:33:07] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:36 towards level 77.
[12/19/18 04:18:29] brendan [1247/1487] has challenged elbie [196/969] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:06:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/21/18 06:27:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 16:24:59 toward level 77.
[12/21/18 15:17:11] elbie [375/969] has come upon KeboDK [412/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/22/18 10:32:47] AngryParsley, Ice__101, and Eldoreth [2044/2455] have team battled Lnk, ilbelkyr, and elbie [2330/2827] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/18 14:37:52] elbie [593/969] has come upon Mateusz [163/1047] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/22/18 17:52:49] xonic [396/402] has challenged elbie [29/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:41 is removed from xonic's clock.
[12/22/18 19:00:45] elbie [929/969] has challenged GilbertErik [319/667] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:49:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/25/18 06:56:58] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:52:36 from level 78.
[12/25/18 13:40:59] Fluttershy, Pici, and elbie [111/3173] have team battled Zythan, djm, and sunri5e [907/2485] and lost! 8 days, 22:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/18 00:42:50] elbie [678/969] has come upon rxcomm [924/1046] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:53:05 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/26/18 11:10:11] elbie [293/969] has challenged zankore [594/1057] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:58:19 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/26/18 21:12:29] elbie [319/969] has challenged zankore [113/1057] in combat and won! 17 days, 06:40:53 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/28/18 02:22:34] crudd, rxcomm, and elbie [2095/2699] have team battled Homme, Fluttershy, and FSM [413/1807] and won! 1 day, 15:39:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 10:48:10] Heisenberg, allo, and AngryParsley [770/2438] have team battled Ttech, elbie, and himuraken [3037/3618] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/18 19:13:44] NRKist [256/658] has come upon elbie [336/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:20:39 is added to NRKist's clock.
[12/29/18 13:30:28] vegadark, Xenofex, and ncarl747 [1119/2219] have team battled elbie, popey, and Mateusz [2192/2434] and lost! 1 day, 07:58:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 00:43:26] allo [232/578] has challenged elbie [662/969] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:14:25 is added to allo's clock.
[12/30/18 04:30:47] vox [72/1170] has challenged elbie [514/969] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:58:43 is added to vox's clock.
[12/31/18 15:39:04] Zaratustra [935/1162] has challenged elbie [795/969] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:41:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/01/19 06:18:36] Roxana and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 07:43:18] elbie lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:41:13 from level 78.
[01/03/19 02:27:21] elbie, zid, and AncalagonThBlack [1243/2717] have team battled MadMan, Geela, and ishanyx [1235/2727] and won! 0 days, 17:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 08:54:57] apiw [706/825] has come upon elbie [562/973] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:47:37 is removed from apiw's clock.
[01/03/19 13:23:14] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:07:58 towards level 78.
[01/03/19 16:56:10] Killerkid [189/1081] has come upon elbie [209/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:19:05 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/03/19 18:46:07] neurospex, lagertonne, and MiddlewareMonkey [79/2066] have team battled sjefen6, agrajag, and elbie [1573/2816] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/19 13:29:13] elbie, Iceman, and Atan [1391/1871] have team battled Heisenberg, Brady, and acolarh [200/2375] and won! 0 days, 00:02:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 13:25:42] elbie [478/973] has come upon pixelate [389/476] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:47:16 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/08/19 00:52:20] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:53 towards level 78.
[01/10/19 06:02:38] zygren, elbie, and WackyWonny [1242/1672] have team battled djm, Khorne, and M144 [393/2389] and won! 0 days, 02:05:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 07:59:47] Andries, bootdisk, and Majak [2244/2517] have team battled elbie, yano, and buksi [471/2389] and won! 0 days, 11:57:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 20:59:31] elbie died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:52:20 from level 78.
[01/12/19 15:00:11] elbie and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 17:02:57] IllusiveMan_, agrajag, and elbie [908/2501] have team battled JensRex, pixelate, and Tenorman [1543/2651] and lost! 2 days, 05:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 21:28:21] elbie [978/982] has come upon rxcomm [158/1043] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:45:31 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/12/19 21:54:46] TauPan [152/407] has come upon elbie [930/982] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 04:55:36 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/12/19 21:54:49] TauPan [357/407] has come upon elbie [882/982] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 23:42:30 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/13/19 22:27:34] elbie saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:20:57 from level 78.
[01/15/19 10:05:58] sigmg [162/738] has come upon elbie [347/982] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:13:30 is added to sigmg's clock.
[01/15/19 11:24:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 20 days, 06:23:09 toward level 78.
[01/15/19 23:07:39] Jay_of_Delucia [130/437] has challenged elbie [394/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:54 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[01/17/19 03:36:55] Nuae, elbie, and bp [428/1682] have team battled agrajag, MrGlass, and Flonk [2080/2857] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 08:23:21] M144 [350/572] has come upon elbie [775/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:30 is added to M144's clock.
[01/17/19 11:34:06] elbie [791/982] has come upon rxcomm [547/1043] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:05:11 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/17/19 17:18:09] elbie [747/982] has challenged MetaNova [183/987] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:35:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/17/19 18:45:35] Mirc0p [507/724] has come upon elbie [760/982] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:17:43 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/17/19 22:02:35] Sundance and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/19 11:28:32] elbie [437/982] has challenged SCSi [411/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:28:30 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/20/19 00:59:05] crysys [730/776] has come upon elbie [45/982] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:11:06 is removed from crysys's clock.
[01/20/19 01:43:41] elbie [923/982] has come upon h00k [201/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/20/19 06:18:38] DrJosh9000, canton7, and M144 [1365/2283] have team battled anderson, elbie, and IdleMaster [1211/1975] and won! 0 days, 20:18:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 19:01:08] Krelian [68/321] has come upon elbie [713/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:28 is added to Krelian's clock.
[01/21/19 10:39:00] elbie [496/982] has come upon brycec [1183/1206] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:28 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/21/19 12:30:52] strife and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 00:15:14] elbie [972/982] has challenged himuraken [411/941] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/23/19 05:03:00] vox, elbie, and lipek [1532/3400] have team battled pixelate, jbroome, and Sharky4 [1276/1552] and won! 0 days, 03:50:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 12:27:10] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:34:28 towards level 79.
[01/25/19 19:02:46] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:15:36 towards level 79.
[01/26/19 21:13:43] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:41:03 towards level 79.
[01/27/19 07:17:06] elbie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:24:37 from level 79.
[01/27/19 09:44:23] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:14:40 towards level 79.
[01/27/19 14:56:47] djm [203/803] has challenged elbie [633/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:10 is added to djm's clock.
[01/27/19 21:19:38] elbie got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:20:50 from level 79.
[01/30/19 05:35:55] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:42:58 towards level 79.
[01/30/19 12:56:30] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:17:58 towards level 79.
[01/30/19 23:45:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 23:08:54 from level 79.
[01/31/19 15:19:02] Majak [340/502] has challenged elbie [871/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:23:59 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/01/19 01:46:01] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:28:59 towards level 79.
[02/01/19 03:03:37] TauPan, pixelate, and Homme [156/1344] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, jbroome, and elbie [1249/1800] and lost! 0 days, 20:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 18:20:35] elbie and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 22:48:30] elbie and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 17:46:37] Psilocybe [165/753] has come upon elbie [212/982] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:54:44 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[02/03/19 09:26:12] AncalagonThBlack, elbie, and Virtual [279/2374] have team battled pants, allo, and dax [1057/2209] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/19 01:25:56] Beavis, LordH, and Eldoreth [1037/3235] have team battled aismallard, elbie, and pixelate [977/2204] and won! 1 day, 01:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 12:28:44] HeavyPodda [614/1028] has challenged elbie [337/982] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:44 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/04/19 13:29:22] brycec, elbie, and apiw [977/3017] have team battled Khorne, Cameron_D, and HellSpawn [586/3097] and won! 0 days, 18:34:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 16:43:18] Nofew, Globalirc, and Yuhno [188/2271] have team battled elbie, zhalla, and RBecker [778/2105] and lost! 1 day, 01:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 05:02:34] HeavyPodda [827/1028] has challenged elbie [556/982] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:37:46 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/05/19 07:03:30] Nofew, djm, and dax [52/2228] have team battled elbie, ToHellWithGA, and Birdbones [577/3297] and lost! 2 days, 20:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 13:16:25] LukeLR, neurospex, and x0 [906/2250] have team battled SlowRiot, L, and elbie [758/2352] and won! 0 days, 12:03:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 16:08:12] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 21:11:54] canton7, elbie, and kork [1696/2260] have team battled mustek, Psilocybe, and Virtual [840/2539] and won! 2 days, 00:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 08:47:43] AngryParsley [130/1230] has come upon elbie [335/982] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:29:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/08/19 15:41:41] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:00 towards level 79.
[02/08/19 23:30:40] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:47:40 towards level 79.
[02/09/19 00:14:53] Tor [748/1157] has come upon elbie [196/982] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:55:18 is removed from Tor's clock.
[02/09/19 17:40:09] Flonk [207/902] has come upon elbie [329/982] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:17:13 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/12/19 03:12:15] RBecker [193/823] has challenged elbie [334/982] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:54:47 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/12/19 03:20:14] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:57 towards level 79.
[02/12/19 21:54:12] elbie and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 08:15:25] dax [122/622] has challenged elbie [599/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:20:08 is added to dax's clock.
[02/13/19 14:16:50] tspange [137/785] has challenged elbie [529/982] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:02:52 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/14/19 05:42:06] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:01 towards level 79.
[02/14/19 10:22:47] elbie [359/982] has come upon pfoley [661/670] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:15:01 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/17/19 05:42:01] elbie and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 17:10:19] astropoint [63/879] has come upon elbie [399/982] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:45:41 is added to astropoint's clock.
[02/19/19 07:37:42] elbie [973/982] has come upon ncarl747 [328/787] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:14:44 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/19/19 10:11:39] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:59 towards level 79.
[02/20/19 03:22:36] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:47 towards level 79.
[02/20/19 08:40:04] elbie lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:33:44 from level 79.
[02/20/19 14:54:42] Atan [360/785] has come upon elbie [51/982] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 02:37:49 is removed from Atan's clock.
[02/20/19 16:56:09] elbie [99/982] has challenged dwfreed [234/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:53:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/21/19 00:20:29] max and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 11:49:35] elbie and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 04:35:08] elbie, Nofew, and manish17xxx [160/2580] have team battled autist, Nistur, and Sundance [1906/1952] and lost! 2 days, 10:42:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 05:38:41] womblecat, dclaw123, and D.Va [346/2397] have team battled manish17xxx, elbie, and ishanyx [180/2378] and won! 6 days, 05:32:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 06:51:31] astropoint, allo, and AncalagonThBlack [1440/2266] have team battled elbie, Reilly, and tspange [1782/2220] and lost! 0 days, 11:31:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 07:13:00] elbie burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elbie's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/19 06:36:29] MetaNova, Andries, and rxcomm [340/2560] have team battled efertone, elbie, and darkmage [2095/2370] and lost! 1 day, 17:50:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 08:10:42] elbie [612/976] has challenged D.Va [268/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:26:49 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/23/19 11:35:35] elbie and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 06:50:54] elbie [741/976] has come upon zygren [208/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:45:40 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/24/19 07:16:33] efertone [64/281] has challenged elbie [380/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to efertone's clock.
[02/25/19 07:05:18] elbie met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:23 from level 79.
[02/25/19 09:00:15] Sundance and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/19 14:31:04] Sharky4 [88/787] has challenged elbie [86/976] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:19:25 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[02/27/19 01:13:36] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:11 towards level 79.
[02/27/19 08:57:07] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:07 from level 79.
[02/28/19 02:39:16] elbie [0/976] has challenged xit [513/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:23:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/28/19 08:24:00] skarlso, elbie, and Ttech [2420/3072] have team battled Mars, MrGlass, and max [774/2832] and won! 0 days, 06:04:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 20:12:35] elbie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:50:51 from level 79.
[02/28/19 23:21:36] ohnx [683/827] has come upon elbie [46/976] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:53:43 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[03/01/19 17:59:54] vrillusions, sbp, x0, and elbie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/19 21:22:00] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:57 towards level 79.
[03/02/19 03:50:18] elbie [791/976] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [297/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:40:53 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/03/19 01:09:07] KeboDK, Zaratustra, and loomysh [1871/2715] have team battled Bahhumbug, Curious_Onion, and elbie [340/2589] and won! 2 days, 17:40:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 09:37:34] elbie [4/976] has challenged xit [7/1068] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:44:57 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/04/19 23:08:48] Vurt [292/304] has challenged elbie [899/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Vurt's clock.
[03/05/19 20:11:11] elbie [663/976] has challenged Heisenberg [21/702] in combat and won! 17 days, 14:32:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/07/19 16:52:23] dindinx and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/19 13:57:55] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:14 towards level 80.
[03/10/19 19:28:29] suterismus [637/1310] has come upon elbie [484/976] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:15:35 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/11/19 04:37:38] pixelate [37/480] has challenged elbie [282/976] in combat and lost! 12 days, 11:28:13 is added to pixelate's clock.
[03/11/19 23:41:29] elbie [106/976] has challenged astropoint [634/883] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:36:42 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/12/19 02:36:17] elbie [478/976] has come upon Lemongrab [467/756] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:56:54 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/12/19 06:41:22] elbie got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:20:42 from level 80.
[03/12/19 12:44:07] elbie [366/976] has challenged KeboDK [153/803] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:31:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/15/19 05:48:13] simple, bookworm, and elbie [371/2448] have team battled Birdbones, Xenofex, and Sharky4 [232/2912] and won! 0 days, 09:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/19 14:53:51] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:35 towards level 80.
[03/15/19 20:20:40] nickware [239/973] has come upon elbie [631/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:12 is added to nickware's clock.
[03/16/19 07:18:22] Faker [2/4] has challenged elbie [970/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Faker's clock.
[03/16/19 12:57:44] elf, ishanyx, and keepermurf [275/2852] have team battled pixelate, moaz, and elbie [1812/1860] and lost! 2 days, 11:03:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 09:05:36] csc2ya [29/471] has challenged elbie [479/976] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[03/17/19 13:04:57] djm [721/803] has come upon elbie [575/976] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:52:27 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/17/19 15:09:19] dclaw123 [150/981] has challenged elbie [828/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:43:15 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[03/18/19 18:13:38] mordac, ilbelkyr, and MadHatter [2545/3062] have team battled Ratigan, Fritzl, and elbie [1506/1688] and won! 0 days, 07:03:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/19 20:05:20] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:12 towards level 80.
[03/19/19 20:35:51] djm [487/797] has come upon elbie [47/976] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:38:29 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/20/19 01:47:53] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:15:20 towards level 80.
[03/20/19 04:05:44] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:49:27 towards level 80.
[03/20/19 17:56:56] xayto, elbie, and Sharky4 [1436/2524] have team battled efertone, shandor, and HellSpawn [507/1355] and won! 0 days, 04:39:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/19 13:34:50] xayto [735/761] has challenged elbie [300/976] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:39:16 is removed from xayto's clock.
[03/22/19 17:50:03] elbie, Scornn, and efertone [1354/1813] have team battled Globalirc, fattrat, and tmberg [2496/3422] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/19 20:54:58] RandyM [95/176] has challenged elbie [537/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to RandyM's clock.
[03/25/19 00:47:48] FSM [670/680] has challenged elbie [912/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:18:59 is added to FSM's clock.
[03/26/19 02:16:05] RandyM [74/258] has challenged elbie [197/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to RandyM's clock.
[03/27/19 07:51:10] meskio [15/241] has challenged elbie [312/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to meskio's clock.
[03/27/19 13:01:10] zhalla [304/446] has challenged elbie [661/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:32 is added to zhalla's clock.
[03/28/19 18:43:20] elbie [827/976] has come upon J [674/713] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:40:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/30/19 20:19:11] elbie [392/976] has challenged Roxana [92/1141] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:03:51 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/31/19 08:42:57] Sixbierehomme, strife, TimWolla, and elbie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/19 18:35:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 15:31:51 toward level 80.
[04/01/19 17:29:34] elbie [881/976] has challenged tmberg [1076/1395] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:39:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/01/19 19:35:23] manish17xxx [194/758] has come upon elbie [21/976] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:52:10 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[04/02/19 14:34:24] elbie [892/976] has challenged CornFly [468/1205] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:16:02 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/02/19 14:34:24] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 302 weapon! elbie picks it up, tossing their old level 266 weapon to CornFly.
[04/03/19 12:44:48] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:11 towards level 80.
[04/03/19 19:52:55] zhalla and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 06:37:32] ohnx [126/827] has come upon elbie [682/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:14:49 is added to ohnx's clock.
[04/05/19 07:15:41] elbie and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 17:06:53] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:32 towards level 80.
[04/06/19 03:54:05] elbie [249/1016] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [167/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:15 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/06/19 06:54:43] elbie [7/1016] has challenged xonic [700/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:29:49 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/06/19 12:30:07] Ttech stole elbie's level 134 amulet while they were sleeping! Ttech leaves their old level 133 amulet behind, which elbie then takes.
[04/07/19 13:23:19] yano, MaryMaid, and mistaEvO8 [651/1748] have team battled max, Psilocybe, and elbie [1336/2596] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/19 20:02:35] elbie [583/1015] has come upon MetaNova [567/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:14 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/08/19 04:19:28] suterismus, Majak, and elbie [997/2820] have team battled FSM, Phreaker, and pfoley [2081/2165] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/19 14:47:19] elbie [949/1015] has come upon Walter [19/307] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/08/19 23:08:47] elbie [476/1015] has challenged Tor [557/1157] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/09/19 22:17:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 3 days, 19:56:54 toward level 81.
[04/10/19 01:53:20] Syloq and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 05:01:39] elbie [814/1015] has come upon Globalirc [335/892] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:39:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/10/19 05:01:39] elbie has dealt Globalirc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:19:16 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/19 02:44:05] elbie and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/19 04:38:47] wMw, Brady, and elbie [2084/2578] have team battled neurospex, ncarl747, and Tanelom [1588/2308] and won! 0 days, 15:18:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 23:06:17] elbie and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 01:36:37] chauffer [157/416] has challenged elbie [39/1015] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from chauffer's clock.
[04/14/19 10:37:48] hannesenator, MadMan, and elbie [2604/3358] have team battled Birdbones, MiddlewareMonkey, and Sharky4 [1415/2720] and won! 3 days, 15:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 11:25:37] idlerpgww, elbie, and elf [69/2939] have team battled Kropotkin, Tor, and IceeVeeCee [1691/2057] and lost! 0 days, 17:59:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/19 03:49:15] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:27:36 from level 81.
[04/15/19 21:02:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 13 days, 00:05:04 toward level 81.
[04/16/19 13:50:52] elbie [754/1015] has challenged Bradicus [829/883] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:54:20 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/16/19 18:25:54] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:39 towards level 81.
[04/17/19 01:38:57] pollo, strife, elbie, and HeavyPodda have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/19 07:55:10] elbie and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 01:38:37] Roxana and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 11:26:15] LapTop006 [157/344] has challenged elbie [223/1015] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[04/18/19 21:19:41] sheu, Atan, and IdleMaster [46/2145] have team battled LeLutin, JensRex, and elbie [2273/2501] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 07:24:43] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:43 towards level 81.
[04/19/19 08:52:35] elbie fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/19/19 14:31:26] Sundance, efertone, and bebbet [0/1527] have team battled Notir, elbie, and freeboson [1274/2246] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/19 15:12:54] elbie [300/999] has challenged SCSi [252/581] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:43:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/20/19 16:11:34] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:47 towards level 81.
[04/20/19 20:14:03] TimWolla [704/1188] has challenged elbie [489/999] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:18:48 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[04/21/19 04:45:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 4 days, 00:41:48 toward level 81.
[04/21/19 18:55:29] khmerboy [455/755] has come upon elbie [596/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:30:57 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[04/22/19 20:10:06] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:01 towards level 81.
[04/22/19 21:25:08] elbie [171/999] has challenged butlerian [267/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:26 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/24/19 00:01:39] elbie [966/999] has challenged pollo [290/599] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:33:37 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/24/19 14:10:02] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:23:00 from level 82.
[04/24/19 20:52:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 4 days, 15:48:49 toward level 82.
[04/24/19 22:23:58] FSM, idlerpgww, and RBecker [1865/2470] have team battled elbie, grooverider, and J [1236/3088] and won! 1 day, 04:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/19 01:56:53] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:57:07 towards level 82.
[04/26/19 03:43:03] elbie [115/999] has challenged brycec [755/1171] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:19:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/26/19 19:46:45] kork [121/392] has challenged elbie [437/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:08 is added to kork's clock.
[04/27/19 03:08:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 18 days, 00:34:29 toward level 82.
[04/27/19 18:49:27] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:12:20 from level 82.
[04/28/19 10:30:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 7 days, 16:27:51 toward level 82.
[04/29/19 04:07:25] Herb_Tarlek [563/901] has come upon elbie [39/1009] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:06:27 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/29/19 08:10:59] bigjay, ilbelkyr, and autist [1852/3220] have team battled jack, elbie, and alephnull [883/2029] and won! 1 day, 12:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/19 10:28:53] Herb_Tarlek, elbie, and Ironhoof [1116/3019] have team battled Atan, Psilocybe, and Cameron_D [551/3170] and won! 0 days, 05:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 03:18:45] elbie and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 15:18:47] meskio stole elbie's level 48 shield while they were sleeping! meskio leaves their old level 46 shield behind, which elbie then takes.
[04/30/19 21:21:03] elbie got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:00:01 from level 82.
[05/01/19 06:04:51] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:13:19 towards level 82.
[05/01/19 06:34:52] Brady [287/922] has come upon elbie [740/1007] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:59:16 is added to Brady's clock.
[05/01/19 07:27:04] elbie [825/1007] has come upon pfoley [608/703] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:32:36 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/01/19 10:16:07] Greg [303/411] has come upon elbie [499/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:19:15 is added to Greg's clock.
[05/05/19 17:36:30] elbie [969/1007] has challenged niko [170/808] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:09:37 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/05/19 21:48:33] yano [76/480] has come upon elbie [853/1007] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:37:57 is added to yano's clock.
[05/08/19 03:38:46] elbie and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 04:51:59] Mateusz, elbie, Killerkid, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/19 09:45:16] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:38:27 towards level 82.
[05/10/19 03:12:50] algernon [361/394] has come upon elbie [72/1007] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:41:21 is removed from algernon's clock.
[05/10/19 03:22:46] Misza [1268/1271] has come upon elbie [356/1007] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:54:22 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/10/19 18:32:41] Euph0ria, csc2ya, and elbie [1504/1889] have team battled h00k, Everyman, and skarlso [873/1960] and won! 0 days, 09:06:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/19 19:02:35] efertone [323/453] has come upon elbie [829/1007] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:34:33 is added to efertone's clock.
[05/11/19 03:31:47] WallIdl and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 14:04:23] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/19 15:20:48] elbie, AncalagonThBlack, and GilbertErik [69/2587] have team battled Nistur, Eldoreth, and tmberg [434/2928] and lost! 2 days, 14:54:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 15:49:43] elbie [309/1007] has come upon damyan [858/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:14:02 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/13/19 16:10:00] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:32 towards level 82.
[05/14/19 09:53:08] elbie and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/19 04:25:07] elbie saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:08:37 from level 82.
[05/15/19 10:46:36] alephnull [619/782] has come upon elbie [982/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:40 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/15/19 23:41:56] CoarseHorse [65/111] has come upon elbie [9/1007] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:28 is removed from CoarseHorse's clock.
[05/16/19 03:17:34] elbie [26/1007] has come upon lavamind [155/571] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:58:22 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/16/19 07:11:15] elbie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:07:38 from level 82.
[05/18/19 03:59:55] CoarseHorse, HeavyPodda, and allo [1229/1937] have team battled elbie, wMw, and Cameron_D [1965/3252] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 16:15:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 6 days, 21:02:22 toward level 82.
[05/18/19 19:43:27] blabber, MiddlewareMonkey, and jvoisin [606/1584] have team battled Cameron_D, KeboDK, and elbie [1216/3337] and lost! 1 day, 01:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/19 11:46:39] elbie and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/19 12:29:58] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:55 towards level 82.
[05/21/19 04:03:16] elbie [840/1007] has challenged dax [444/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:55:29 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/21/19 11:12:16] Noxwaste [109/259] has challenged elbie [719/1007] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[05/21/19 17:11:53] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:08 from level 82.
[05/21/19 18:50:49] elbie and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 19:22:31] allo [548/666] has come upon elbie [223/1007] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:46:04 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/22/19 01:43:25] pollo stole elbie's level 37 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! pollo leaves their old level 35 pair of gloves behind, which elbie then takes.
[05/22/19 03:38:31] elbie and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/19 10:31:07] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:05 towards level 82.
[05/23/19 02:14:05] elbie [400/1005] has challenged dindinx [233/1014] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:18:41 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/23/19 04:14:34] D.Va [163/773] has challenged elbie [896/1005] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:36:57 is added to D.Va's clock.
[05/23/19 15:16:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 1 day, 01:34:32 toward level 82.
[05/23/19 23:17:07] Sixbierehomme, elbie, and ishanyx [2328/2600] have team battled Andries, Asara, and canton7 [675/2878] and won! 0 days, 06:04:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 14:08:01] hannesenator [668/1154] has come upon elbie [217/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:59 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[05/24/19 17:26:08] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:46 towards level 82.
[05/24/19 23:08:37] elbie [794/1005] has challenged Scornn [103/458] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:19:39 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/25/19 05:17:42] elbie [511/1005] has come upon LukeLR [417/668] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:30:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/25/19 07:26:14] elbie [637/1005] has challenged sjefen6 [370/487] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:32:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/26/19 00:00:45] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:18:23 towards level 83.
[05/26/19 17:34:11] elbie [628/1005] has challenged anarcat [277/450] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:01:56 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/29/19 13:20:17] chauffer [335/417] has come upon elbie [720/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:22 is added to chauffer's clock.
[06/01/19 07:04:45] FSM [36/808] has challenged elbie [640/1005] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:37:15 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/01/19 12:59:05] elbie [451/1005] has come upon LapTop006 [400/551] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:20:19 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/02/19 09:59:04] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:48 towards level 83.
[06/03/19 20:49:31] elbie and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 01:03:42] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:33:45 from level 83.
[06/04/19 04:34:50] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 08:57:01] The_Joker [375/412] has come upon elbie [653/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:17:21 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[06/05/19 07:44:57] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:52 towards level 83.
[06/05/19 17:20:16] elbie reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elbie's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/19 23:02:53] elbie [163/1009] has come upon snek [35/312] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:23:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/06/19 23:04:44] Zaratustra [808/1164] has come upon elbie [398/1009] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:59:48 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/07/19 01:54:56] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:53 towards level 83.
[06/07/19 03:37:32] Tor [41/1236] has challenged elbie [962/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:48 is added to Tor's clock.
[06/09/19 17:26:20] elbie [482/1009] has come upon Mithkabob [231/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:15:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/10/19 02:39:57] IdleMaster [489/719] has come upon elbie [325/1009] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:26:55 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/11/19 08:02:04] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:33 towards level 83.
[06/12/19 12:43:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 13:52:52 from level 83.
[06/13/19 11:04:50] Sharky4, elbie, and elf [1826/2962] have team battled Killerkid, IdleMaster, and BagelBites [2104/2522] and lost! 1 day, 20:34:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/19 15:08:24] neurospex [373/1294] has come upon elbie [115/1009] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:19:53 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[06/16/19 11:06:37] elbie [279/1009] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [321/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:23:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/17/19 00:38:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 3 days, 10:09:26 toward level 83.
[06/17/19 02:42:31] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:05 towards level 83.
[06/18/19 12:45:08] elbie and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 05:35:42] elbie was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:28 from level 83.
[06/19/19 16:59:17] elbie and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 15:50:09] Asara [36/1118] has come upon elbie [861/1009] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:17:39 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/21/19 09:28:10] Fritzl [82/381] has challenged elbie [29/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from Fritzl's clock.
[06/21/19 09:52:00] elbie [972/1009] has come upon sigmg [112/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:21 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/21/19 12:58:50] tspange [774/785] has come upon elbie [80/1009] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:57:58 is removed from tspange's clock.
[06/22/19 04:43:22] elbie [856/1009] has challenged Mithkabob [17/466] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:39:44 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/23/19 09:12:46] D.Va and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 14:11:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 8 days, 02:53:46 toward level 84.
[06/23/19 16:23:41] LordH, elbie, and Syloq [898/2706] have team battled Elgo, dartainus, and simple [1158/2017] and lost! 1 day, 07:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/19 17:15:40] M144 [122/808] has challenged elbie [180/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:32:32 is added to M144's clock.
[06/23/19 20:16:16] blabber [298/604] has challenged elbie [134/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:24:39 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/23/19 20:16:16] In the fierce battle, elbie dropped their level 41 pair of boots! blabber picks it up, tossing their old level 37 pair of boots to elbie.
[06/24/19 02:40:02] TheresusPheronor [160/423] has come upon elbie [672/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:06 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[06/24/19 23:03:10] elbie, butlerian, and SirMonkeybox [1516/2006] have team battled FSM, rxcomm, and bebbet [1496/2613] and won! 1 day, 07:47:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 10:14:37] Kerri and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 17:51:38] dindinx and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 00:11:11] AbacusAvenger, neurospex, and elbie [2533/3208] have team battled Lnk, meskio, and gdm [1271/1833] and won! 3 days, 22:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 06:17:47] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:56:58 towards level 84.
[06/27/19 11:59:26] dayman and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 14:35:54] skarlso [57/456] has challenged elbie [504/1005] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:26:33 is added to skarlso's clock.
[06/27/19 15:13:54] elbie, Sixbierehomme, and dindinx [1613/2882] have team battled Equinox, pollo, and Syloq [1347/1801] and won! 5 days, 12:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 19:58:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 1 day, 23:07:06 toward level 84.
[06/27/19 20:48:08] Athos [19/29] has challenged elbie [209/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Athos's clock.
[06/28/19 06:46:27] Zyphyr, elbie, and CoarseHorse [299/1941] have team battled strife, Kerri, and brendan [329/2180] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 15:12:30] elbie [874/1005] has come upon phraktyl [300/326] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:55:28 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/28/19 15:39:55] kork [354/392] has challenged elbie [383/1005] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to kork's clock.
[06/29/19 01:35:12] wMw [164/624] has come upon elbie [499/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:25:44 is added to wMw's clock.
[06/30/19 07:33:38] Brainiac [91/727] has come upon elbie [702/1005] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:42:08 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/30/19 07:33:38] Brainiac [496/727] has come upon elbie [314/1005] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:15:13 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[06/30/19 13:25:38] pixelate, elbie, and kenyon [2068/2612] have team battled mordac, efertone, and Brainiac [1778/2528] and won! 1 day, 18:58:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 10:55:02] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:03 towards level 84.
[07/02/19 17:35:36] JuanMaestro [500/894] has come upon elbie [460/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:53:43 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/03/19 19:00:23] Euph0ria, StalkR, elbie, and dax have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/19 20:15:24] elbie and freeboson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 23:50:38] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:11 towards level 84.
[07/04/19 08:10:45] elbie [20/1005] has challenged IdleBot [1676/2016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:33 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/04/19 14:33:27] anarcat, TheDeadlyDandy, and Mars [897/2433] have team battled BagelBites, elbie, and Sixbierehomme [2526/2549] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/19 16:09:18] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:01 towards level 84.
[07/05/19 08:02:53] aismallard, rxcomm, and elbie [3003/3047] have team battled BagelBites, JuanMaestro, and HeavyPodda [759/2598] and won! 0 days, 18:53:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 14:36:40] IdleMaster [678/733] has come upon elbie [804/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:57:06 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/06/19 17:05:25] phraktyl, strife, and pollo [1614/1639] have team battled elbie, idlerpgww, and Asara [2327/2854] and lost! 0 days, 15:18:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/19 01:37:55] mordac [106/1295] has come upon elbie [944/1005] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:38:04 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/07/19 14:15:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 14:30:06 toward level 84.
[07/07/19 16:47:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:25:43 from level 84.
[07/07/19 19:44:54] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:23 towards level 84.
[07/07/19 21:23:08] elbie [959/1005] has challenged rxcomm [150/1291] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/08/19 11:53:41] astropoint [885/928] has come upon elbie [392/1005] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:33:46 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[07/09/19 03:09:37] elbie [133/1005] has come upon theZoMBiE [146/452] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:26:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/11/19 03:48:45] mordac, Cameron_D, and Lnk [3147/3923] have team battled Brady, elbie, and kork [460/2314] and won! 0 days, 12:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 06:04:18] elbie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/19 16:49:18] Heisenberg, elbie, and MrGlass [2529/2641] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Jay_of_Delucia, and lavamind [37/2216] and won! 1 day, 10:33:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 05:35:12] AngryParsley, wMw, and inittab [1471/2246] have team battled meskio, Eiam, and elbie [494/2395] and won! 0 days, 00:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 20:26:34] Sixbierehomme and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 07:24:45] elbie [0/1005] has come upon ilbelkyr [746/1061] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:23:30 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/15/19 07:40:38] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:44:38 from level 85.
[07/15/19 18:05:31] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:07 towards level 85.
[07/15/19 22:32:08] elbie [669/1005] has come upon SlowRiot [333/841] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 14:04:33 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/16/19 19:13:11] sunri5e [812/1203] has come upon elbie [567/1005] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:40:37 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[07/25/19 10:32:50] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:37:38 towards level 85.
[07/25/19 13:09:07] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:20:11 from level 85.
[07/25/19 14:38:35] Eiam [186/708] has come upon elbie [764/1005] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:32:33 is added to Eiam's clock.
[07/25/19 22:41:12] KeboDK, dwfreed, and HeavyPodda [1493/2292] have team battled elbie, Sharky4, and Cameron_D [1298/3430] and won! 0 days, 10:10:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 10:14:24] elbie [897/1005] has come upon Reilly [272/466] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:21:52 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/27/19 06:17:28] Atan [662/760] has come upon elbie [328/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:32:57 is removed from Atan's clock.
[07/27/19 15:51:11] pants [102/1142] has come upon elbie [358/1005] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:40:05 is added to pants's clock.
[07/28/19 01:16:57] JensRex [631/1255] has challenged elbie [451/1005] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:57:53 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[07/28/19 01:40:38] skarlso [105/452] has challenged elbie [583/1005] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to skarlso's clock.
[07/28/19 13:09:15] Heisenberg [554/756] has come upon elbie [271/1005] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:13:39 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/29/19 02:30:37] elbie, Tiny_Nuggins, and Curious_Onion [116/1883] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Psilocybe, and woonack [467/2065] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/19 05:22:59] Killerkid [54/1102] has challenged elbie [646/1005] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:12:25 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[07/29/19 06:57:44] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:47:26 towards level 85.
[07/30/19 08:05:10] ganome [61/322] has challenged elbie [456/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to ganome's clock.
[07/30/19 09:29:14] elbie [875/1005] has come upon Sundance [42/574] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:05:31 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/31/19 05:34:07] AncalagonThBlack [851/907] has challenged elbie [835/1005] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:28:48 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[07/31/19 18:03:06] pants, petrichor, and SCSi [607/3157] have team battled blabber, astropoint, and elbie [124/2528] and won! 1 day, 17:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 19:27:41] elbie [241/1005] has come upon ncarl747 [544/798] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:09:27 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/01/19 09:07:04] allo [506/683] has come upon elbie [901/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:33:58 is added to allo's clock.
[08/03/19 10:32:50] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:55:39 towards level 85.
[08/04/19 03:31:47] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:16 towards level 85.
[08/05/19 11:01:46] Velyn [44/299] has challenged elbie [861/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:34 is added to Velyn's clock.
[08/06/19 17:53:54] elbie and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/19 19:51:06] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:47:36 from level 85.
[08/07/19 10:48:47] elbie, woonack, and Ttech [1754/3653] have team battled Tenorman, LukeLR, and djm [1115/2866] and won! 0 days, 14:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 12:28:11] elbie [720/1005] has come upon lipek [109/1311] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:37:09 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/07/19 15:13:20] lipek [659/1311] has challenged elbie [894/1005] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:02:23 is added to lipek's clock.
[08/08/19 05:04:06] sc_, elbie, and Andries [216/1932] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, neurospex, and aismallard [1585/3027] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 09:48:00] Nechayev [283/732] has come upon elbie [932/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:24:15 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[08/09/19 04:09:47] jbroome, elbie, and agrajag [228/3040] have team battled simple, xonic, and Roxana [2882/3258] and lost! 3 days, 12:46:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 08:52:32] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:08 towards level 85.
[08/09/19 22:25:19] elbie [706/1005] has challenged zankore [402/1036] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:31:31 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/10/19 01:25:58] elbie [644/1005] has challenged efertone [0/506] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:21:43 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/10/19 21:45:55] elbie [542/1005] has come upon kenyon [996/1106] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:36:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/11/19 15:34:10] elbie [258/1005] has challenged dwfreed [384/583] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:36:35 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/11/19 21:26:14] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:43 towards level 85.
[08/15/19 21:11:36] Eldoreth [908/1233] has come upon elbie [728/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:13 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[08/15/19 23:35:21] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:49 towards level 85.
[08/16/19 07:04:59] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:25:31 from level 85.
[08/16/19 09:58:51] elbie [741/1005] has challenged Kropotkin [212/610] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:17:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/17/19 09:03:48] Mars [1058/1193] has challenged elbie [525/1005] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:57:42 is removed from Mars's clock.
[08/19/19 05:31:02] Grayson and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 20:37:55] shandor [622/625] has come upon elbie [914/1005] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:55:00 is added to shandor's clock.
[08/20/19 22:56:49] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:34 towards level 85.
[08/21/19 00:01:25] elbie and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 03:10:49] TheDeadlyDandy [453/673] has come upon elbie [583/1005] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:53:43 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[08/23/19 03:01:54] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:49 towards level 85.
[08/23/19 16:38:30] elbie [728/1005] has challenged buksi [731/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:06 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/24/19 02:21:53] Sixbierehomme, csssuf, and elbie [2442/2570] have team battled dwfreed, Globalirc, and fattrat [2597/2803] and lost! 0 days, 21:30:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 02:24:30] elbie and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/19 14:48:05] lipek [948/1336] has challenged elbie [864/1005] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:21 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/25/19 21:23:48] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:54 from level 85.
[08/26/19 22:39:15] elbie, brendan, blizgerg, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/19 16:34:24] Eldoreth [4/1233] has come upon elbie [681/1005] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:20:17 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[08/28/19 19:08:46] elbie [281/1005] has challenged KeboDK [286/710] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:24:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/29/19 19:29:55] zifre [179/536] has come upon elbie [894/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:42 is added to zifre's clock.
[09/01/19 11:03:44] alephnull [773/908] has challenged elbie [210/1017] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:14:13 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[09/02/19 19:32:23] elbie [413/1017] has challenged petrichor [1199/1247] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:00:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/02/19 23:12:18] TimWolla and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 23:33:20] sc_ [256/530] has challenged elbie [492/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:57:23 is added to sc_'s clock.
[09/04/19 08:23:03] Yuhno, elbie, and meskio [1498/2500] have team battled theZoMBiE, Reilly, and Roxana [739/2081] and won! 1 day, 01:43:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 23:03:17] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:23:35 towards level 86.
[09/06/19 07:49:56] brendan [415/1365] has come upon elbie [982/1017] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:52:21 is added to brendan's clock.
[09/06/19 11:26:27] elbie [160/1017] has come upon pollo [820/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:48:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/06/19 13:32:12] skarlso, lipek, and WallIdl [2330/2338] have team battled elbie, sbp, and blabber [1305/2461] and won! 1 day, 05:09:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 05:45:26] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:37:27 towards level 86.
[09/07/19 13:15:57] fattrat [345/1300] has come upon elbie [129/1017] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:45:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/07/19 18:15:56] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:25:17 towards level 86.
[09/07/19 22:25:10] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:20:35 towards level 86.
[09/08/19 09:45:44] elbie reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elbie's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/19 13:07:58] Mars [820/1188] has challenged elbie [801/1023] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:22:20 is removed from Mars's clock.
[09/09/19 15:51:29] elbie, inittab, and Nofew [2248/2437] have team battled bisco, dindinx, and soltys [1867/2824] and won! 1 day, 01:34:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/19 09:04:46] elbie was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:59:52 from level 86.
[09/10/19 12:29:09] Cujo [52/55] has challenged elbie [797/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:17 is added to Cujo's clock.
[09/11/19 07:17:23] elbie [787/1023] has challenged Athos [201/445] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:39:50 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/11/19 14:18:56] elbie [726/1023] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [367/438] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:40:23 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/11/19 22:11:12] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:47:50 towards level 86.
[09/11/19 23:45:43] elbie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:08:15 from level 86.
[09/12/19 06:39:53] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:03:40 towards level 86.
[09/14/19 10:55:10] Roxana, allo, and elbie [1540/2872] have team battled Majak, jbroome, and neurospex [1259/2813] and won! 1 day, 08:58:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/19 04:47:28] elbie and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/19 10:45:00] GilbertErik [463/724] has challenged elbie [467/1023] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:43:26 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/15/19 18:49:03] simple, PlasmaStar, and Sharky4 [1819/2544] have team battled Chuck, elbie, and IllusiveMan_ [2235/2422] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/19 05:49:37] elbie [987/1023] has challenged MetaNova [422/990] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:04:53 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/17/19 10:09:07] elbie [67/1023] has come upon Kerri [113/522] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:07:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/17/19 18:33:11] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:11:30 from level 86.
[09/18/19 08:14:12] damyan, AngryParsley, and darkmage [1472/3683] have team battled elbie, ncarl747, and soltys [1378/2714] and won! 8 days, 21:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 13:01:20] elbie bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:33:42 from level 86.
[09/18/19 22:18:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 27 days, 10:36:43 toward level 86.
[09/19/19 09:00:11] elbie and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 12:07:56] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:56 towards level 86.
[09/20/19 07:36:42] sbp, Varjatticus, and elbie [1412/1942] have team battled Mars, Khorne, and Yuhno [273/2945] and won! 1 day, 07:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 15:07:35] elbie [894/1023] has come upon Ironhoof [544/1231] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:10:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/21/19 04:09:27] elbie [485/1023] has come upon tmberg [551/1684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:29:58 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/22/19 12:21:48] AncalagonThBlack [576/803] has come upon elbie [505/1023] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:41:20 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/23/19 06:28:09] elbie fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/19 01:56:48] elbie [217/1008] has come upon freeboson [361/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:01 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/27/19 03:35:48] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:06 from level 86.
[09/27/19 09:29:08] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:24 towards level 86.
[09/28/19 11:50:25] phraktyl, Nechayev, and elbie [1862/2278] have team battled Sharky4, xayto, and micah [1815/2627] and won! 0 days, 02:29:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 01:23:15] elbie [617/1008] has challenged woonack [172/731] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/29/19 02:53:21] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:14:07 towards level 87.
[09/29/19 19:00:02] anarcat [648/954] has challenged elbie [828/1008] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:10:01 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/01/19 14:23:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 3 days, 05:15:31 toward level 87.
[10/01/19 19:11:33] elbie [648/1008] has challenged LapTop006 [32/490] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:47:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/02/19 15:19:39] elbie and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/19 16:16:41] Kropotkin [238/950] has challenged elbie [951/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:04 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[10/04/19 00:05:42] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:09:53 towards level 87.
[10/04/19 15:39:40] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:52:03 from level 87.
[10/05/19 23:35:37] Misza [753/1330] has challenged elbie [255/1008] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:22:53 is removed from Misza's clock.
[10/06/19 01:36:03] elbie [351/1008] has challenged bisco [820/888] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:48:30 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/07/19 18:08:36] Bkid and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 11:12:27] elbie [41/1008] has come upon D.Va [414/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:45:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/08/19 17:51:18] elbie [76/1008] has challenged SCSi [426/734] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:25:05 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/08/19 19:26:39] jvoisin and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/19 04:54:02] elbie [974/1008] has challenged bebbet [534/589] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:23:50 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/12/19 09:38:52] manish17xxx [529/791] has come upon elbie [712/1008] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:44:48 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[10/12/19 10:43:59] MetaNova [455/996] has come upon elbie [673/1008] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:20:37 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/13/19 02:38:03] golgy [397/652] has come upon elbie [673/1008] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:40 is added to golgy's clock.
[10/14/19 02:08:07] lakwatsero, elbie, and Ttech [1340/3348] have team battled lipek, djm, and lavamind [505/3057] and won! 0 days, 13:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/19 12:30:36] gdm [469/581] has come upon elbie [833/1008] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:27:31 is added to gdm's clock.
[10/14/19 20:08:51] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:43 towards level 87.
[10/16/19 05:34:39] elbie [820/1008] has challenged loomysh [833/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:35:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/17/19 13:55:33] elbie and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/19 22:43:33] pants, L, and meskio [2058/2731] have team battled Lemelisk, elbie, and astropoint [591/3298] and won! 0 days, 12:42:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/19 07:03:05] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:52 towards level 87.
[10/23/19 01:13:20] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:14 towards level 87.
[10/23/19 02:06:24] elbie and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/19 20:17:25] elbie [698/1008] has challenged pfoley [58/837] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:33:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/24/19 18:15:15] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:31 from level 87.
[10/24/19 18:48:00] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:37 towards level 87.
[10/25/19 00:41:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 0 days, 09:24:12 toward level 87.
[10/25/19 12:02:08] elbie [942/1008] has come upon pixelate [220/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:11:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/26/19 15:14:46] elbie [553/1008] has come upon Kerri [31/576] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:32 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/27/19 14:47:57] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:03 towards level 87.
[10/27/19 19:19:41] elbie [709/1008] has challenged TimWolla [884/949] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/28/19 11:33:53] Kropotkin [242/943] has come upon elbie [960/1008] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:55:42 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[10/29/19 04:57:13] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:44:02 towards level 88.
[10/29/19 12:34:21] grooverider, Susumurata, and jvoisin [1441/2625] have team battled elbie, sigmg, and bootdisk [439/2419] and won! 0 days, 11:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 16:16:50] zid [811/953] has come upon elbie [38/1008] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:43:11 is removed from zid's clock.
[10/29/19 21:40:36] Sharky4 stole elbie's level 105 charm while they were sleeping! Sharky4 leaves their old level 49 charm behind, which elbie then takes.
[10/30/19 07:27:13] waifu and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 18:19:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 51 days, 04:26:07 toward level 88.
[10/30/19 21:33:01] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:08:09 towards level 88.
[10/30/19 23:28:49] AncalagonThBlack and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 02:13:26] idlerpgww, ohnx, and Brainiac [1779/2819] have team battled Ttech, bookworm, and elbie [1044/3288] and won! 0 days, 14:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 14:49:27] elbie [339/947] has come upon Zaratustra [511/1125] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:49:24 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/01/19 17:15:47] Nistur [521/805] has come upon elbie [893/947] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:19:07 is added to Nistur's clock.
[11/01/19 19:33:34] manish17xxx [79/791] has come upon elbie [571/947] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:55:41 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[11/01/19 20:47:19] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:04 towards level 88.
[11/02/19 16:28:02] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:11 towards level 88.
[11/02/19 21:32:12] elbie and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/19 22:45:55] elbie [23/947] has challenged Zyphyr [357/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/03/19 02:22:43] L, elbie, and bootdisk [365/2406] have team battled BagelBites, csssuf, and Lemelisk [1485/2812] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 20:11:30] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:37 towards level 88.
[11/03/19 21:03:08] sjums_the_great [261/489] has come upon elbie [432/947] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:10:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/04/19 12:46:48] elbie and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/19 21:17:56] elbie and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 03:41:15] buksi [179/798] has come upon elbie [624/947] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:41:56 is added to buksi's clock.
[11/08/19 04:42:06] niko [800/810] has challenged elbie [762/947] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:07:01 is removed from niko's clock.
[11/08/19 07:11:16] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:46 towards level 88.
[11/08/19 15:29:09] AncalagonThBlack and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 17:22:47] tspange [513/873] has challenged elbie [699/947] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:02 is added to tspange's clock.
[11/08/19 19:23:49] MJ94 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/19 15:10:34] elbie [942/947] has come upon WallIdl [492/526] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:37:47 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/10/19 17:25:19] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:55 from level 88.
[11/10/19 20:23:16] elbie [554/947] has come upon Bradicus [322/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:00:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/11/19 15:34:53] osannatas [404/799] has challenged elbie [277/947] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:08:14 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/11/19 16:26:28] elbie died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:34 from level 88.
[11/12/19 11:30:22] Herb_Tarlek [666/940] has challenged elbie [278/947] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/13/19 06:19:33] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:57 towards level 88.
[11/13/19 12:45:30] Athos [126/453] has come upon elbie [183/947] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:46:58 is added to Athos's clock.
[11/13/19 13:33:11] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:57 towards level 88.
[11/14/19 03:42:45] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:24 towards level 88.
[11/14/19 14:54:42] elbie [37/947] has come upon h00k [116/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/14/19 22:59:32] elbie [337/947] has challenged Roxana [814/1218] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/16/19 01:25:25] alephnull, StalkR, and SCSi [1841/2151] have team battled Pauwelz, elbie, and soltys [408/2061] and won! 2 days, 10:42:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 03:56:59] anarcat [95/984] has challenged elbie [248/947] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:29:57 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/16/19 06:44:59] elbie [620/947] has come upon Roxana [171/1218] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:45:46 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/16/19 09:29:33] elbie [377/947] has come upon MrGlass [247/869] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 12:02:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/17/19 07:30:41] FSM [486/789] has come upon elbie [793/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:52 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/17/19 20:03:00] elbie [201/947] has come upon Roxana [262/1218] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:48:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/18/19 07:52:00] pixelate [222/512] has come upon elbie [397/947] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:04:34 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/18/19 10:28:01] inittab [19/557] has come upon elbie [262/947] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:38:22 is added to inittab's clock.
[11/19/19 13:48:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 10:32:27 from level 89.
[11/20/19 02:42:33] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:51 towards level 89.
[11/20/19 08:18:18] Nechayev [626/838] has come upon elbie [521/947] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:12:22 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[11/20/19 11:23:11] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:40:38 towards level 89.
[11/20/19 13:11:22] bootdisk [105/658] has come upon elbie [651/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:19:21 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[11/20/19 14:44:13] Geela, TimWolla, and elbie [771/2686] have team battled double, MadMan, and D.Va [1188/3211] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/19 19:47:13] elbie and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/19 20:21:40] dartainus, Nechayev, and blizgerg [2205/2942] have team battled kork, elbie, and Bradicus [1100/2250] and won! 0 days, 07:33:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/19 20:49:27] TimWolla and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 16:52:32] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:16 towards level 89.
[11/21/19 20:26:38] kork [263/355] has come upon elbie [907/947] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:22:45 is added to kork's clock.
[11/23/19 09:33:30] m0shbear [709/1188] has come upon elbie [771/947] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:58:11 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[11/23/19 11:01:59] fattrat, Bradicus, and RedW [2571/3135] have team battled algernon, elbie, and brycec [573/2811] and won! 7 days, 11:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/19 13:17:30] CoolManChris [171/343] has challenged elbie [944/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to CoolManChris's clock.
[11/24/19 01:10:49] ToHellWithGA [183/1026] has come upon elbie [229/947] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:57:54 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/24/19 02:43:56] elbie [175/947] has challenged Scar3cr0w [107/713] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:04:41 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/24/19 02:43:56] In the fierce battle, Scar3cr0w dropped their level 53 pair of gloves! elbie picks it up, tossing their old level 35 pair of gloves to Scar3cr0w.
[11/24/19 12:46:53] snek, Susumurata, and elbie [1549/2064] have team battled KH405, Crazycatlady, and bigjay [1625/2777] and lost! 0 days, 21:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/19 13:02:09] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:43:38 towards level 89.
[11/25/19 02:49:43] elbie [185/966] has challenged mordac [68/1306] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:13:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/25/19 15:33:15] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:04:23 towards level 89.
[11/25/19 21:45:09] bigjay, Mars, and elbie [1211/3786] have team battled IdleMaster, JensRex, and M144 [1442/2913] and lost! 4 days, 10:53:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/19 20:11:58] brycec [1092/1156] has challenged elbie [39/966] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:28:50 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/27/19 16:09:22] elbie [28/966] has challenged Kerri [495/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:55:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/28/19 16:15:39] woonack, csssuf, and PlasmaStar [1277/2250] have team battled GilbertErik, elbie, and sjefen6 [1316/2320] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/19 18:41:29] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:26:02 towards level 89.
[11/28/19 20:46:30] elbie fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/19 07:15:30] sigmg, Mars, and Heisenberg [1620/2861] have team battled osannatas, elbie, and Xenofex [1131/2600] and won! 2 days, 15:01:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/19 04:57:51] sc_, brycec, and Notir [2068/2246] have team battled elbie, bobvador, and Xenofex [1754/2444] and won! 0 days, 22:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/19 13:48:02] elbie [401/953] has come upon humus [4/346] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:43:17 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/02/19 22:17:59] Brainiac, Ratigan, and Xenofex [1742/2499] have team battled elbie, simple, and AncalagonThBlack [1430/2757] and won! 1 day, 21:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/19 01:18:55] lipek, SirMonkeybox, and Sharky4 [589/3050] have team battled m0shbear, Ttech, and elbie [1022/4135] and lost! 1 day, 10:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 19:46:29] Psilocybe [537/730] has challenged elbie [172/953] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:53:34 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[12/03/19 22:21:55] sc_ [486/590] has come upon elbie [874/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:01:00 is added to sc_'s clock.
[12/04/19 09:24:48] elbie [905/953] has come upon Beavis [86/1143] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:23:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/04/19 20:38:02] lavamind [262/677] has come upon elbie [923/953] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:14:35 is added to lavamind's clock.
[12/05/19 00:14:29] elbie and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 00:52:20] elbie [118/953] has come upon bobvador [294/637] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:01:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/05/19 04:37:41] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:48:06 from level 89.
[12/05/19 04:49:35] Andries [363/570] has come upon elbie [201/953] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 09:29:25 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/05/19 06:55:29] elbie [665/953] has challenged MaryMaid [152/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:14:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/05/19 21:17:25] alephnull [63/946] has come upon elbie [868/953] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:12:29 is added to alephnull's clock.
[12/06/19 06:46:01] elbie [718/953] has come upon MadMan [10/1253] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:31:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/06/19 10:02:45] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:29 towards level 89.
[12/07/19 19:10:33] elbie [610/953] has challenged khmerboy [486/769] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:51 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/08/19 02:23:34] elbie and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 17:28:36] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:29 towards level 89.
[12/09/19 17:39:14] Dyntra [284/438] has come upon elbie [288/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:42:54 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[12/10/19 04:25:07] elbie [26/964] has challenged Desspugne [52/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:30 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/10/19 16:43:46] IdleMaster [465/784] has come upon elbie [514/964] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 19:06:36 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/10/19 19:49:51] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:07 from level 89.
[12/12/19 07:54:02] elbie [164/964] has challenged sc_ [480/590] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:56:57 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/12/19 21:28:05] elbie [267/964] has challenged mwhahaha [377/1018] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:46:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/14/19 09:55:42] Athos, brycec, elbie, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/19 11:33:58] jbroome [646/1031] has come upon elbie [45/964] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:55:42 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[12/17/19 16:13:40] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:35:27 towards level 90.
[12/18/19 14:26:22] elbie [807/964] has challenged Crazycatlady [669/698] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:47:48 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/18/19 16:02:29] ohnx [958/978] has come upon elbie [124/964] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:41:42 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[12/18/19 17:16:46] elbie [49/964] has come upon Ironhoof [900/1257] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:20:54 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/19/19 10:00:00] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:38 towards level 90.
[12/19/19 19:33:20] Xenofex, Agent86, and elbie [1870/2469] have team battled Pauwelz, bootdisk, and zid [523/2012] and won! 1 day, 02:46:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/19 01:12:16] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:17 towards level 90.
[12/20/19 09:36:09] Mateusz [230/1154] has challenged elbie [381/964] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:02:42 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/23/19 19:11:25] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:44:40 towards level 90.
[12/25/19 08:41:15] Varjatticus [257/382] has challenged elbie [30/964] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[12/25/19 11:59:57] HeavyPodda, L, and Susumurata [1679/2183] have team battled elbie, sartan, and Forud [813/2762] and won! 0 days, 00:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 21:51:03] elbie [933/964] has come upon kenyon [1105/1131] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:19:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/27/19 22:24:12] efertone [439/467] has come upon elbie [430/964] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:00:45 is removed from efertone's clock.
[12/28/19 07:15:21] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 23:22:18] elbie [191/964] has challenged AbacusAvenger [61/909] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:08:14 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/28/19 23:22:18] elbie has dealt AbacusAvenger a Critical Strike! 8 days, 02:27:40 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/29/19 09:24:43] meskio [121/904] has challenged elbie [803/964] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:53:21 is added to meskio's clock.
[12/29/19 11:01:53] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:13 towards level 90.
[12/30/19 02:18:37] blizgerg, popey, and elbie [2390/2759] have team battled pants, lavamind, and L [251/2746] and won! 2 days, 12:07:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 06:57:28] elbie and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 00:18:52] Roxana and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 13:39:25] Tratos [352/987] has come upon elbie [354/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:24:17 is added to Tratos's clock.
[01/01/20 05:31:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 5 days, 23:59:20 toward level 90.
[01/02/20 05:52:57] bisco [423/1047] has come upon elbie [182/964] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:51:55 is removed from bisco's clock.
[01/02/20 06:45:54] elbie [842/964] has challenged HeavyPodda [341/943] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:30:29 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/02/20 11:04:29] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:51 towards level 90.
[01/02/20 13:52:51] Zythan [13/577] has come upon elbie [617/964] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:11:09 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/02/20 16:23:54] Nofew [813/836] has come upon elbie [545/964] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:43:35 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/03/20 08:14:20] jjasghar, elbie, and efertone [1491/1733] have team battled sunri5e, jvoisin, and bigjay [2437/3616] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 23:38:21] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:50 towards level 90.
[01/05/20 14:17:16] elbie got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:12 from level 90.
[01/06/20 14:32:39] elbie [734/964] has challenged ishanyx [9/735] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:11:22 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/06/20 16:54:16] elbie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:03:55 from level 91.
[01/06/20 17:10:32] Forud [339/764] has challenged elbie [923/964] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:01:57 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/06/20 21:11:33] Susumurata [380/443] has challenged elbie [302/964] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:07:33 is removed from Susumurata's clock.
[01/07/20 08:59:39] TimWolla, darkmage, and elbie [65/3252] have team battled lipek, KeboDK, and suterismus [2709/3615] and lost! 0 days, 17:45:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 13:40:52] elbie, Heisenberg, Milquetoast, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/20 03:03:48] elbie, SirMonkeybox, and lakwatsero [505/1873] have team battled Lemelisk, suterismus, and Reilly [3078/3358] and lost! 3 days, 08:16:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/20 16:59:56] Brainiac [71/845] has come upon elbie [567/964] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:11:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[01/09/20 07:33:07] elbie and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 13:52:39] jayvee [162/220] has challenged elbie [37/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:00 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/10/20 19:08:25] darkmage, bisco, and max [1020/3380] have team battled elbie, mordac, and DrJosh9000 [2405/3025] and lost! 4 days, 07:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 02:37:29] elbie and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 09:11:46] elbie, blizgerg, and double [512/3500] have team battled h00k, freeboson, and Majak [1309/2197] and lost! 0 days, 21:12:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 10:55:50] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:25:05 towards level 91.
[01/12/20 14:38:26] elbie slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! elbie's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/20 11:45:54] elbie [106/959] has come upon Ether [287/330] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:17:33 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/13/20 14:44:06] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:34:50 towards level 91.
[01/14/20 20:39:11] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:02 towards level 91.
[01/15/20 06:39:42] datdus [152/716] has challenged elbie [296/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:55 is added to datdus's clock.
[01/16/20 05:08:36] inittab [291/565] has challenged elbie [560/959] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:25:39 is added to inittab's clock.
[01/16/20 07:19:35] elbie and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/20 04:23:01] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:18:04 from level 91.
[01/18/20 05:34:25] mik [77/109] has challenged elbie [96/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to mik's clock.
[01/18/20 16:56:15] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:16 towards level 91.
[01/19/20 12:28:20] elbie [9/959] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [136/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:37:37 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/19/20 14:40:43] womblecat, alephnull, and findlayr [1111/1984] have team battled elbie, aismallard, and anarcat [1702/2508] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/20 16:42:19] anarcat, ishanyx, and Sharky4 [642/2550] have team battled elbie, RedW, and efertone [1316/2437] and lost! 2 days, 05:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/20 03:01:37] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:56:31 towards level 91.
[01/20/20 08:29:13] elbie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:23:10 from level 91.
[01/20/20 13:51:55] loomysh, lavamind, and i3d [484/2019] have team battled SlimeDiamond, canton7, and elbie [591/2522] and lost! 0 days, 17:45:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 10:52:14] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:36:15 from level 91.
[01/23/20 02:42:00] Pici [859/1290] has come upon elbie [477/959] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:46:41 is removed from Pici's clock.
[01/24/20 22:14:42] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:30:42 from level 91.
[01/25/20 07:15:50] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:58:01 towards level 91.
[01/27/20 14:39:25] micah, Eiam, and meskio [86/2538] have team battled lakwatsero, Mithkabob, and elbie [988/1781] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 17:30:39] elbie and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/20 19:26:46] i3d, Birdbones, and sigmg [973/2566] have team battled elbie, Tratos, and sc_ [1640/2562] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/20 01:25:00] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:14 towards level 91.
[01/30/20 08:31:02] Mirc0p [9/734] has challenged elbie [742/959] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:23:24 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/30/20 21:49:20] Lemelisk, elf, and MiddlewareMonkey [2927/3658] have team battled PlasmaStar, ganome, and elbie [1135/2091] and won! 3 days, 12:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 07:33:32] zbe [115/310] has challenged elbie [300/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/31/20 09:24:59] SirMonkeybox and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 03:28:01] golgy [704/987] has come upon elbie [518/959] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:16:35 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/01/20 12:19:55] blizgerg, Sharky4, and Nistur [564/3322] have team battled elbie, Mirc0p, and Scornn [2091/2566] and lost! 1 day, 20:31:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/20 12:25:41] elbie and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 12:38:53] elbie [921/959] has come upon holloway [684/1070] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:50:05 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/03/20 12:27:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 6 days, 13:35:58 toward level 91.
[02/04/20 05:49:23] tms [239/273] has challenged elbie [222/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:58 is removed from tms's clock.
[02/04/20 12:55:14] idlerpgww and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 15:14:59] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:30 towards level 91.
[02/05/20 20:39:13] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:22 towards level 91.
[02/05/20 21:59:50] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:29 towards level 91.
[02/05/20 22:11:39] MiddlewareMonkey [802/993] has challenged elbie [132/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:26:01 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[02/06/20 05:58:09] Globalirc, Tenorman, and Nechayev [928/2872] have team battled rxcomm, bobvador, and elbie [1092/2989] and lost! 5 days, 23:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/20 17:07:22] elbie [777/962] has challenged rustybicycle [243/431] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:30:46 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/07/20 19:41:07] elbie [308/962] has come upon idlerpgww [310/831] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:11:42 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/08/20 03:43:28] jbroome, SCSi, and kenyon [1380/2927] have team battled sigmg, soltys, and elbie [1282/2670] and won! 0 days, 00:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/20 00:09:27] SirMonkeybox [173/523] has come upon elbie [191/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:21 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/09/20 12:33:17] Bradicus [448/941] has challenged elbie [520/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:58 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[02/09/20 18:12:00] elbie was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:43:04 from level 92.
[02/09/20 20:12:01] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:24:10 towards level 92.
[02/09/20 20:35:26] Pici [419/1283] has challenged elbie [648/962] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:26:07 is added to Pici's clock.
[02/10/20 02:37:03] elbie [751/962] has challenged skarlso [3/765] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:29:03 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/10/20 12:38:14] Brady [316/1088] has come upon elbie [153/962] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:05:36 is removed from Brady's clock.
[02/10/20 19:04:48] Nistur [373/826] has come upon elbie [931/962] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:58:00 is added to Nistur's clock.
[02/12/20 20:13:10] dwfreed [663/912] has come upon elbie [698/962] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 01:11:47 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/13/20 03:57:18] elbie [88/962] has come upon Atan [140/764] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:01:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/14/20 00:00:35] elbie [922/962] has challenged PiotrekD [307/1013] in combat and won! 16 days, 22:15:42 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/15/20 10:49:05] sjefen6 [422/629] has come upon elbie [852/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:36:23 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/15/20 13:10:16] findlayr [273/341] has come upon elbie [671/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:20:55 is added to findlayr's clock.
[02/18/20 02:42:52] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:24:34 towards level 92.
[02/20/20 07:01:06] elbie and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/20 12:59:59] Nofew [671/831] has come upon elbie [749/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:31 is added to Nofew's clock.
[02/21/20 05:22:09] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:25:02 towards level 92.
[02/22/20 15:57:03] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:40:05 towards level 92.
[02/23/20 07:19:52] elbie [602/962] has challenged sc_ [568/723] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:13:21 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/23/20 07:19:52] elbie has dealt sc_ a Critical Strike! 8 days, 03:44:44 is added to sc_'s clock.
[02/23/20 09:20:18] RBecker [132/858] has challenged elbie [602/962] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:17:04 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/24/20 05:24:42] sjums_the_great [218/528] has challenged elbie [105/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:17 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/24/20 05:24:42] In the fierce battle, elbie dropped their level 42 set of leggings! sjums_the_great picks it up, tossing their old level 36 set of leggings to elbie.
[02/24/20 07:15:03] elbie, sheu, and dartainus [377/2308] have team battled aismallard, ganome, and micah [1125/2341] and lost! 3 days, 08:08:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/20 13:37:07] HeavyPodda [499/946] has come upon elbie [297/955] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 13:33:44 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/24/20 20:40:41] elbie [657/955] has come upon dartainus [507/777] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:43:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/24/20 20:46:28] Syloq and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/20 03:40:38] elbie [824/955] has challenged rustybicycle [205/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:56:03 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/27/20 08:41:47] elbie [451/955] has challenged ilbelkyr [704/1061] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:39:47 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/27/20 19:52:39] blabber, elbie, and sheu [1494/2363] have team battled dartainus, dindinx, and allo [1334/2294] and won! 0 days, 09:13:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/20 00:51:03] Lnk [391/1032] has challenged elbie [138/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:41:21 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/29/20 01:19:43] elbie [933/955] has come upon holloway [620/1059] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:17:29 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/29/20 17:27:45] elbie [34/955] has come upon lavamind [365/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:28:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/01/20 01:33:56] elbie lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:19 from level 92.
[03/01/20 23:59:21] LapTop006, Globalirc, and sc_ [376/2145] have team battled phraktyl, aismallard, and elbie [2198/2500] and lost! 2 days, 08:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 08:17:34] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:50 towards level 92.
[03/02/20 23:07:39] Scar3cr0w [176/716] has come upon elbie [752/955] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:13:01 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[03/03/20 00:26:54] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:54 towards level 92.
[03/03/20 15:55:12] Mars [436/1287] has come upon elbie [817/955] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:55:05 is added to Mars's clock.
[03/04/20 15:56:58] elbie, Beefcan, and scumola [1432/1883] have team battled dindinx, damyan, and canton7 [3207/3220] and lost! 0 days, 16:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/20 04:49:55] elbie and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/20 15:41:32] mordac, KH405, and Globalirc [1460/2702] have team battled waifu, elbie, and TheDeadlyDandy [2557/2585] and lost! 4 days, 12:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/20 10:52:29] elbie and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 17:55:58] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:40 from level 92.
[03/07/20 23:38:14] elbie and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/20 00:15:15] Tenorman [328/1251] has challenged elbie [894/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:58 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/08/20 04:16:06] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:18 from level 92.
[03/08/20 14:29:01] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:40 towards level 92.
[03/09/20 06:06:40] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/20 18:18:37] suterismus [785/1430] has come upon elbie [854/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:59 is added to suterismus's clock.
[03/10/20 08:46:07] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:33 from level 92.
[03/10/20 15:28:38] anarcat, lavamind, and maligned [1612/2002] have team battled dwfreed, sjefen6, and elbie [2533/2803] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/20 08:44:41] elbie [580/988] has challenged bobvador [487/684] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:25:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/11/20 12:49:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 17 days, 10:12:55 toward level 93.
[03/12/20 20:38:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 12 days, 05:28:46 toward level 93.
[03/12/20 21:42:20] elbie [928/988] has challenged TauPan [148/443] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:28 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/12/20 22:37:16] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:46:42 towards level 93.
[03/13/20 17:23:47] Lemelisk [1307/1393] has come upon elbie [72/988] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:51:08 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[03/14/20 08:08:54] NeonMobile [177/299] has challenged elbie [278/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:12 is added to NeonMobile's clock.
[03/14/20 12:01:14] elbie [706/988] has challenged Nofew [745/843] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:54:56 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/14/20 13:02:23] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:18 towards level 93.
[03/15/20 02:04:01] elbie [880/988] has challenged snek [142/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:47:11 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/15/20 02:04:01] elbie has dealt snek a Critical Strike! 6 days, 01:48:48 is added to snek's clock.
[03/15/20 19:32:46] elbie [154/988] has come upon bobvador [375/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:11:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/16/20 05:01:38] brycec, Agent86, and Leedsichthys [1708/2196] have team battled elbie, aismallard, and rxcomm [1148/3189] and won! 0 days, 07:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/20 05:09:27] bobvador [108/684] has challenged elbie [56/988] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:42:29 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[03/16/20 11:54:30] WallIdl and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/20 16:11:45] MiddlewareMonkey [815/1002] has challenged elbie [246/988] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:08:39 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/17/20 03:08:33] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:35 towards level 93.
[03/17/20 11:44:32] elbie and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/20 21:57:01] Tor [1248/1263] has come upon elbie [169/988] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:13:28 is removed from Tor's clock.
[03/17/20 22:12:47] elbie [610/988] has come upon StalkR [20/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:07:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/18/20 23:29:26] rustybicycle [8/465] has challenged elbie [769/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[03/19/20 01:52:37] Chuck [314/768] has come upon elbie [133/988] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:16:27 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[03/19/20 07:42:54] elf, vegadark, and ganome [2132/2655] have team battled MJ94, Tor, and elbie [2345/2835] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/20 09:40:02] Brady, sheu, and Nechayev [1400/2519] have team battled lavamind, Leedsichthys, and elbie [15/2065] and won! 1 day, 06:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/20 14:57:50] KeboDK, sukil, and vegadark [1205/1979] have team battled kenyon, brycec, and elbie [2974/3256] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/20 19:34:02] elbie [867/988] has come upon Bradicus [171/1138] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:33:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/20/20 01:22:11] elbie [43/988] has come upon Mirc0p [364/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:16:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/20/20 11:20:48] irix, Tor, and blizgerg [3068/3589] have team battled elbie, StalkR, and brendan [509/2884] and won! 0 days, 02:27:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/20 19:22:52] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:00 towards level 93.
[03/20/20 21:09:13] Tor [1242/1263] has challenged elbie [579/988] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:26:39 is removed from Tor's clock.
[03/20/20 21:32:54] elbie [213/988] has challenged dax [322/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:18 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/21/20 09:52:14] Bradicus, LukeLR, and elbie [420/2957] have team battled Mirc0p, KH405, and Lemelisk [626/2703] and lost! 1 day, 10:54:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/20 10:34:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 2 days, 14:37:27 toward level 93.
[03/21/20 18:35:07] elbie [531/988] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [19/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:00:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/23/20 01:00:03] desikitteh [128/222] has challenged elbie [970/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[03/24/20 23:26:12] sheu and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/20 00:13:30] elbie and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 03:06:13] elbie [639/988] has challenged Leedsichthys [271/329] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:02:12 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/27/20 07:58:32] Jaglag [71/216] has challenged elbie [899/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[03/27/20 20:01:31] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:50:23 towards level 94.
[03/28/20 04:59:49] elbie and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/20 21:14:52] Varjatticus [8/359] has challenged elbie [940/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:44 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[03/29/20 15:47:43] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:34:39 towards level 94.
[03/29/20 17:42:58] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:19:20 from level 94.
[03/30/20 07:25:28] nijotz [146/230] has challenged elbie [310/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to nijotz's clock.
[03/30/20 07:46:21] asdf [210/271] has challenged elbie [962/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to asdf's clock.
[03/30/20 14:38:16] elbie was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:25:17 from level 94.
[03/30/20 17:39:16] zVxt, DrJosh9000, and ganome [1498/1694] have team battled pollo, elbie, and vegadark [1744/2819] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/20 18:16:18] Tiny_Nuggins stole elbie's level 332 weapon while they were sleeping! Tiny_Nuggins leaves their old level 227 weapon behind, which elbie then takes.
[03/30/20 18:25:07] elbie [422/873] has challenged fattrat [311/1202] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:53:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/01/20 02:09:42] JackSW [54/327] has challenged elbie [679/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to JackSW's clock.
[04/01/20 03:25:58] allo [521/731] has come upon elbie [209/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:12:56 is removed from allo's clock.
[04/01/20 12:34:49] elbie [90/873] has challenged soltys [684/896] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:28:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/01/20 12:50:29] KH405 [183/548] has come upon elbie [57/873] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:04:27 is removed from KH405's clock.
[04/01/20 17:05:15] elbie broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:23:54 from level 94.
[04/02/20 02:37:03] elbie and Muirrum have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/20 14:29:25] elbie, ohnx, and WallIdl [1874/2385] have team battled zygren, Scar3cr0w, and SCSi [1157/2061] and won! 5 days, 15:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 01:29:18] zbe [46/732] has come upon elbie [410/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:25:38 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/03/20 02:15:35] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:51:32 towards level 94.
[04/05/20 09:16:36] Elgo stole elbie's level 118 tunic while they were sleeping! Elgo leaves their old level 105 tunic behind, which elbie then takes.
[04/06/20 02:41:05] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:11 towards level 94.
[04/07/20 21:28:40] elbie [173/859] has come upon kenyon [750/1089] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:58:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/08/20 11:01:55] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:04 towards level 94.
[04/08/20 17:01:13] HeavyPodda [700/964] has come upon elbie [781/859] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:55:26 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/09/20 13:05:51] MadMan [1057/1296] has come upon elbie [62/859] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:22:11 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[04/10/20 02:34:39] elbie [200/859] has come upon ganome [375/611] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:14:02 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/11/20 05:39:51] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:22:35 towards level 94.
[04/11/20 16:24:50] golgy [647/1003] has come upon elbie [559/859] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:12:46 is removed from golgy's clock.
[04/12/20 06:14:25] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:16:13 towards level 94.
[04/12/20 10:25:13] Tratos, JensRex, and elbie [1528/3098] have team battled tspange, lipek, and loomysh [3337/3363] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 02:39:02] elbie [331/862] has challenged sc_ [306/723] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:27:27 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/13/20 02:55:33] Elgo [359/810] has come upon elbie [697/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:10:24 is added to Elgo's clock.
[04/13/20 04:10:38] elbie and Muirrum have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/20 17:04:34] ganome, Tiny_Nuggins, and m0shbear [2666/2826] have team battled elbie, holloway, and Ironhoof [430/3187] and won! 5 days, 06:15:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 01:23:39] elbie saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:35:03 from level 94.
[04/15/20 13:11:30] Tenorman [1055/1247] has come upon elbie [430/862] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:55:32 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/15/20 18:27:56] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:15:26 from level 94.
[04/16/20 10:01:40] elbie and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/20 05:04:43] elbie [476/862] has challenged sheu [28/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:34:45 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/18/20 18:13:41] L [370/797] has challenged elbie [204/862] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:30:03 is removed from L's clock.
[04/19/20 11:08:31] lakwatsero [331/376] has come upon elbie [346/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:53 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[04/19/20 17:24:03] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:14:11 towards level 94.
[04/20/20 04:24:44] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:35:21 from level 94.
[04/20/20 13:42:42] elbie and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/20 07:52:43] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:30 towards level 94.
[04/21/20 10:53:51] astropoint [598/1032] has challenged elbie [495/862] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:48:15 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[04/22/20 19:24:05] tms, zbe, and elbie [999/2047] have team battled CornFly, damyan, and misha [2471/3200] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/20 05:16:48] misha, JeDa, and sunri5e [1782/2239] have team battled Syloq, JensRex, and elbie [360/2949] and won! 0 days, 02:52:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/20 19:53:39] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/20 09:29:37] sairis [213/388] has challenged elbie [810/862] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:05:56 is added to sairis's clock.
[04/26/20 12:16:32] elf [1062/1298] has come upon elbie [173/862] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:01:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/27/20 03:18:52] golgy, dwfreed, and elbie [1917/2791] have team battled Mirc0p, h00k, and Forud [1675/2390] and won! 0 days, 13:15:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/20 10:50:19] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:08 from level 94.
[04/27/20 18:01:38] elbie [140/862] has come upon tmberg [870/1574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:30 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/28/20 10:45:28] anarcat [247/672] has come upon elbie [809/862] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:38:27 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/28/20 15:47:07] elbie [777/862] has challenged soltys [627/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:30 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/28/20 18:47:50] AngryParsley [641/1118] has challenged elbie [319/862] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:22:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/20 22:58:37] Nechayev [334/885] has come upon elbie [512/862] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 15:35:53 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/29/20 12:20:45] elbie [654/862] has challenged john [168/234] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:06:20 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/30/20 06:03:48] tris [58/230] has challenged elbie [94/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to tris's clock.
[04/30/20 14:43:18] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:59:10 towards level 95.
[04/30/20 18:59:09] elbie [487/862] has challenged Misza [1302/1345] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:23:20 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/01/20 19:50:11] dartainus [568/783] has challenged elbie [490/862] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:33:51 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[05/02/20 03:07:32] elbie [329/862] has come upon Notir [15/512] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:08:38 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/02/20 05:32:24] Elgo [623/819] has come upon elbie [447/862] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:36:26 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[05/03/20 03:17:57] Athos, bisco, and TimWolla [1565/2625] have team battled h00k, elbie, and holloway [1640/2649] and lost! 1 day, 10:24:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/20 05:47:15] elbie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:41 towards level 95.
[05/03/20 13:19:01] unicron, Balthazar, and dax [1245/2533] have team battled parkaman, elbie, and Scornn [1587/2134] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 21:37:25] elbie got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:32:30 from level 95.
[05/05/20 21:35:01] Sharky4 [925/1152] has come upon elbie [756/862] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:18:12 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[05/06/20 18:49:17] AngryParsley [421/1118] has come upon elbie [781/862] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:16:25 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/06/20 21:55:00] Beefcan [326/499] has come upon elbie [398/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:55:05 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/06/20 22:33:59] elbie, RBecker, and csc2ya [554/2214] have team battled sairis, Nistur, and nijotz [1239/1538] and lost! 4 days, 23:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/20 06:35:27] micah [866/963] has challenged elbie [513/862] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:59:55 is removed from micah's clock.
[05/08/20 14:02:31] nijotz, SCSi, and elbie [799/2228] have team battled wLion, sjums_the_great, and Eldoreth [601/2427] and won! 0 days, 23:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/20 15:56:47] elbie and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 00:45:46] Xenthys [624/750] has challenged elbie [168/862] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:39 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/09/20 02:18:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 9 days, 05:38:17 toward level 95.
[05/09/20 09:18:52] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:23:44 towards level 95.
[05/10/20 01:21:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 10 days, 17:04:34 toward level 95.
[05/10/20 08:50:26] maligned stole elbie's level 105 amulet while they were sleeping! maligned leaves their old level 28 amulet behind, which elbie then takes.
[05/10/20 09:43:51] Bahhumbug [79/973] has challenged elbie [759/777] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[05/11/20 15:19:02] freeboson, tms, and Sharky4 [294/2340] have team battled elbie, sheu, and meskio [713/2241] and lost! 0 days, 21:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/20 20:45:13] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:06 towards level 95.
[05/11/20 22:32:02] Cusack, shymega, and fattrat [876/2240] have team battled nijotz, Agent86, and elbie [1791/1798] and lost! 0 days, 09:07:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/20 23:49:43] nijotz [253/330] has come upon elbie [0/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:45:46 is removed from nijotz's clock.
[05/12/20 11:16:00] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/20 15:12:17] Lnk, simple, and elbie [1956/2733] have team battled SCSi, bookworm, and Bahhumbug [800/2452] and won! 4 days, 06:37:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 14:22:52] elbie [283/777] has challenged Lemelisk [703/1376] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:46:56 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/15/20 15:23:06] holloway [229/1000] has challenged elbie [692/777] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:01:15 is added to holloway's clock.
[05/15/20 20:11:50] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:05:55 from level 95.
[05/17/20 06:47:47] Lnk [473/925] has come upon elbie [41/777] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:49:26 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/17/20 13:57:01] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/20 07:28:55] yano [82/618] has challenged elbie [265/801] in combat and lost! 11 days, 23:36:27 is added to yano's clock.
[05/18/20 08:13:11] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:50 towards level 95.
[05/18/20 18:26:01] dartainus [457/783] has come upon elbie [237/801] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:20:44 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[05/18/20 23:05:47] maligned, RBecker, and elbie [891/2379] have team battled vegadark, L, and Heisenberg [2648/2724] and lost! 0 days, 15:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/20 20:20:33] Lnk, bobvador, and elbie [2213/2422] have team battled sigmg, anarcat, and petrichor [1633/2793] and won! 1 day, 08:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/20 13:56:01] pollo [637/1029] has challenged elbie [374/801] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:13:40 is removed from pollo's clock.
[05/24/20 04:19:51] Syloq and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 07:11:01] dax [341/856] has challenged elbie [7/801] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:18:47 is removed from dax's clock.
[05/26/20 01:30:34] elbie and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/20 18:53:08] AbacusAvenger, LukeLR, elbie, and Yuhno have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/20 04:14:03] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:04 towards level 95.
[05/27/20 06:10:53] elbie and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/20 11:49:45] Mars [275/1291] has come upon elbie [697/801] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:46:16 is added to Mars's clock.
[05/27/20 13:28:36] Muirrum [562/588] has challenged elbie [239/801] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:09:07 is removed from Muirrum's clock.
[05/28/20 07:32:34] elbie [736/801] has challenged vegadark [341/774] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:52 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/29/20 19:58:58] Iceman stole elbie's level 53 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Iceman leaves their old level 40 pair of gloves behind, which elbie then takes.
[05/30/20 09:26:22] elbie [494/644] has challenged max [376/1017] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:02:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/31/20 00:25:20] elbie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:52:03 from level 96.
[05/31/20 06:23:14] ilbelkyr, gdm, and phraktyl [1611/2428] have team battled MJ94, FSM, and elbie [1892/2020] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/20 23:58:28] elbie, brycec, and holloway [1616/2868] have team battled bisco, JeDa, and TauPan [137/1960] and won! 2 days, 10:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/20 07:46:16] Milquetoast, MrGlass, and aismallard [1251/2962] have team battled Athos, anarcat, and elbie [1269/2004] and lost! 4 days, 22:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 18:09:19] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:33:42 towards level 96.
[06/02/20 16:10:59] elbie, Zaratustra, and SirMonkeybox [1370/2267] have team battled pants, simple, and Pontuzz [980/2697] and won! 2 days, 03:41:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 07:04:48] elbie [435/644] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [298/850] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:22:13 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/03/20 07:04:48] elbie has dealt AncalagonThBlack a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:55:56 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/03/20 11:27:21] Forud [524/855] has challenged elbie [643/644] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:02:51 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/03/20 12:45:48] Roxana, elbie, MetaNova, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/20 19:48:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 22:56:32 from level 96.
[06/05/20 06:15:36] elbie [595/644] has challenged ToHellWithGA [156/1090] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:45:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/05/20 16:45:36] elbie [186/644] has come upon TimWolla [657/847] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:17:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/05/20 19:32:38] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:34:38 towards level 96.
[06/07/20 20:21:16] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:05:56 towards level 96.
[06/11/20 11:41:16] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:36:01 towards level 96.
[06/13/20 22:29:36] elbie [608/644] has challenged djm [721/858] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:33:32 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/15/20 04:32:45] elbie [101/644] has come upon Fluttershy [827/1222] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:44:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/15/20 21:48:03] tris [30/377] has challenged elbie [249/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:04 is added to tris's clock.
[06/19/20 10:02:23] elbie [509/644] has challenged Syloq [444/865] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:18:08 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/19/20 15:47:00] elbie died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:19:42 from level 96.
[06/21/20 03:05:18] Yuhno, zbe, and waifu [2061/2325] have team battled elbie, blizgerg, and petrichor [1436/3241] and won! 2 days, 07:13:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 06:13:06] elbie [18/644] has challenged Nofew [678/940] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:28:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/21/20 21:21:52] lavamind, Bradicus, and Atan [231/2729] have team battled Nistur, astropoint, and elbie [405/2505] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/20 10:08:22] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:32:30 is added to their clock.
[06/24/20 06:42:39] Agent86 [682/1069] has come upon elbie [41/644] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:21:34 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/26/20 18:18:11] FSM [163/729] has come upon elbie [584/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:26 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/26/20 23:45:15] elbie [81/644] has come upon nawcom [648/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:35:52 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/28/20 00:59:20] mordac, GunMan, and elbie [304/2346] have team battled tms, GilbertErik, and Beefcan [1163/1934] and lost! 1 day, 15:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/20 01:58:48] elbie [612/644] has challenged TimWolla [371/847] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:28:36 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/30/20 16:00:53] elbie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:32 from level 96.
[06/30/20 23:01:27] elbie stole kenyon's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! elbie leaves their old level 67 ring behind, which kenyon then takes.
[07/02/20 09:57:19] IdleMaster [530/802] has come upon elbie [491/649] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:53:28 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/03/20 00:19:30] Antium [22/900] has come upon elbie [540/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:52 is added to Antium's clock.
[07/04/20 00:58:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 9 days, 12:57:38 toward level 96.
[07/04/20 06:03:20] elbie [91/649] has come upon rxcomm [170/1296] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:05:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/07/20 01:18:38] Tratos [611/1113] has come upon elbie [39/649] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 17:54:32 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[07/07/20 13:59:40] apiw, elbie, and sukil [1888/2062] have team battled lakwatsero, TimWolla, and soltys [2136/2182] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/20 04:32:36] elbie, FSM, and cocco [1108/1706] have team battled sheu, bigtrees, and suterismus [1022/2395] and won! 0 days, 03:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/20 11:49:26] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:48 towards level 96.
[07/08/20 16:17:14] elbie stole borsin's level 63 shield while they were sleeping! elbie leaves their old level 55 shield behind, which borsin then takes.
[07/09/20 09:31:48] meskio [914/956] has come upon elbie [643/657] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:29:02 is removed from meskio's clock.
[07/10/20 15:40:17] bigjay [1005/1623] has come upon elbie [524/657] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:12:21 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/10/20 19:52:42] elbie [59/657] has challenged Sharky4 [817/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/11/20 00:07:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 1 day, 05:47:54 toward level 96.
[07/11/20 19:48:12] FritzWasTaken [15/182] has come upon elbie [33/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:26 is added to FritzWasTaken's clock.
[07/12/20 10:22:43] elbie [585/657] has come upon Roxana [994/1391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:24 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/13/20 02:27:54] elbie [638/657] has challenged inittab [134/709] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:51:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/13/20 12:06:45] HeavyPodda [456/961] has challenged elbie [511/657] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:57:40 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/13/20 12:54:09] TauPan [488/504] has come upon elbie [511/657] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:33:34 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/13/20 17:07:51] womblecat [26/719] has challenged elbie [488/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:25 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/14/20 06:32:17] Asara [289/961] has come upon elbie [245/657] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:11:32 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/15/20 00:36:19] elbie reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elbie's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/20 15:17:19] elbie slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! elbie's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/20 11:48:17] elbie [467/657] has come upon Syloq [246/905] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 06:20:59 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/17/20 02:18:31] elbie [170/657] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [377/855] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:04:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/18/20 09:51:26] cocco [4/363] has challenged elbie [58/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to cocco's clock.
[07/18/20 10:36:24] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:45:17 towards level 97.
[07/18/20 23:35:52] elbie [626/657] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [509/947] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:42:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/19/20 04:55:45] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:44 towards level 97.
[07/19/20 14:05:21] inittab, Majak, and elbie [1677/2273] have team battled Nistur, Zaratustra, and Beefcan [1844/2619] and lost! 1 day, 18:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/20 12:09:29] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:16 towards level 97.
[07/20/20 23:26:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 3 days, 16:31:42 toward level 97.
[07/22/20 09:02:21] Tiny_Nuggins [454/947] has come upon elbie [129/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:15:48 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/23/20 09:29:12] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:35:44 from level 97.
[07/23/20 14:04:35] elbie [278/657] has challenged TauPan [483/504] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:55:50 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/25/20 19:01:36] dwfreed, i3d, and lakwatsero [1009/1854] have team battled Misza, xnaas, and elbie [501/2397] and won! 2 days, 20:20:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 19:43:14] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:07 towards level 97.
[07/27/20 05:55:53] canton7, jjasghar, and womblecat [950/2465] have team battled Eldoreth, MetaNova, and elbie [1854/3005] and lost! 1 day, 03:08:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/20 09:39:14] sheu [370/550] has challenged elbie [454/657] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:53:15 is added to sheu's clock.
[07/31/20 00:48:44] borsin [3/729] has challenged elbie [519/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:12:18 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/31/20 14:28:31] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:19:03 towards level 97.
[07/31/20 20:50:32] Athos [179/718] has come upon elbie [395/657] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:25:05 is added to Athos's clock.
[08/02/20 10:53:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 20 days, 02:49:16 toward level 97.
[08/03/20 01:57:29] mwhahaha, elbie, Antium, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/20 03:55:53] elbie stole sjefen6's level 44 set of leggings while they were sleeping! elbie leaves their old level 39 set of leggings behind, which sjefen6 then takes.
[08/03/20 17:10:24] buksi [161/885] has challenged elbie [236/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:22 is added to buksi's clock.
[08/03/20 21:11:21] damyan [614/1249] has challenged elbie [303/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:51:57 is removed from damyan's clock.
[08/04/20 18:16:23] Tiny_Nuggins [951/960] has challenged elbie [366/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:14:32 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[08/04/20 23:17:54] elbie [385/662] has challenged Majak [201/891] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:28:30 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/07/20 03:30:46] elbie [512/662] has challenged cocco [174/411] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:12:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/07/20 08:57:04] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:26 towards level 97.
[08/08/20 21:19:38] MrGlass, Crazycatlady, and JeDa [634/2214] have team battled SlowRiot, elbie, and sheu [154/2169] and won! 0 days, 15:25:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 19:14:47] MiddlewareMonkey [684/1036] has come upon elbie [158/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:00:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/10/20 02:47:26] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:16 towards level 97.
[08/10/20 11:50:30] Ironhoof [1273/1361] has challenged elbie [186/662] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:52:02 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[08/10/20 12:19:55] blackroot [123/251] has challenged elbie [99/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:02 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[08/11/20 13:18:07] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:45:46 is added to their clock.
[08/12/20 21:44:01] anarcat [66/684] has challenged elbie [634/662] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:27 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/12/20 22:32:38] pfoley, GunMan, and Yuhno [397/2029] have team battled elbie, Majak, and Balthazar [1358/2612] and lost! 2 days, 21:55:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/20 09:27:36] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:52 towards level 97.
[08/15/20 10:18:32] elbie [542/662] has challenged yano [164/693] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:05:30 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/15/20 13:51:25] micah, Roxana, and misha [851/3150] have team battled Yuhno, KyloRen, and elbie [1494/1840] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/20 03:10:39] elbie, i3d, and anarcat [1343/2041] have team battled astropoint, KeboDK, and kenyon [2231/3309] and lost! 5 days, 17:44:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 06:37:06] Pici, Bluedog, and elbie [1665/2405] have team battled Roxana, Nofew, and Heisenberg [1742/3646] and lost! 1 day, 01:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 07:02:42] h00k [303/796] has come upon elbie [142/662] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 18:58:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/19/20 07:18:46] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:21:56 is added to their clock.
[08/22/20 16:02:10] elbie [70/664] has challenged RBecker [280/904] in combat and lost! 17 days, 10:04:17 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/24/20 02:21:19] MrGlass, elbie, and Ttech [2793/3656] have team battled suterismus, Zyphyr, and Bradicus [360/3270] and won! 1 day, 18:57:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 03:41:02] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 03:11:11 towards level 98.
[08/25/20 11:29:27] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:27:21 towards level 98.
[08/25/20 19:15:21] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:25:26 towards level 98.
[08/26/20 06:22:20] elbie [105/664] has challenged bisco [1041/1293] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:17:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[08/27/20 01:56:10] elbie got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:39:36 from level 98.
[08/28/20 01:58:08] elbie stole Atan's level 45 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! elbie leaves their old level 40 pair of gloves behind, which Atan then takes.
[08/28/20 06:41:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 06:56:03 from level 98.
[08/28/20 12:21:13] Baldric, Atan, and simple [2003/2233] have team battled xayto, HeavyPodda, and elbie [676/2451] and won! 0 days, 02:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/20 17:32:19] fattrat [1154/1258] has come upon elbie [586/668] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:52:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/31/20 06:57:53] elbie, inittab, and JensRex [590/2702] have team battled MadMan, Heisenberg, and sunri5e [156/3430] and won! 0 days, 17:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 07:43:12] pfoley, AncalagonThBlack, and Zaratustra [2206/2920] have team battled elbie, Mateusz, and TimWolla [2208/2781] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/20 14:33:37] elbie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:30:34 towards level 98.
[08/31/20 19:44:03] elbie [276/668] has come upon zbe [231/742] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 04:57:49 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/02/20 08:28:14] IdleMaster [701/819] has come upon elbie [307/668] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:42:18 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/02/20 20:40:12] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:26:43 towards level 98.
[09/03/20 01:03:17] elbie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:30:12 towards level 98.
[09/03/20 11:56:06] tms, TimWolla, elbie, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/20 15:44:44] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:39:02 towards level 98.
[09/04/20 01:55:36] jayvee, elbie, and sjefen6 [557/2310] have team battled Beavis, Pici, and Chuck [1951/3223] and lost! 2 days, 01:28:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 03:53:59] KH405, ToHellWithGA, and elbie [1659/2307] have team battled Muirrum, bigjay, and TauPan [1518/2477] and won! 1 day, 06:57:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/20 22:32:34] m0shbear [412/1251] has challenged elbie [480/671] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:34:36 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[09/07/20 18:08:06] elbie got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:09:39 from level 98.
[09/08/20 14:11:12] elbie [299/671] has come upon Pontuzz [461/477] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:31:54 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/08/20 14:11:18] elbie [57/671] has come upon Pontuzz [288/477] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:08:56 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/08/20 19:44:34] elbie [14/671] has challenged Elgo [113/954] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:03:28 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/09/20 22:42:15] elbie slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! elbie's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/20 08:08:17] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:13:44 from level 98.
[09/12/20 16:08:57] max [305/680] has challenged elbie [419/676] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:06:27 is added to max's clock.
[09/13/20 17:15:39] elbie [472/676] has challenged Tenorman [440/1275] in combat and won! 19 days, 04:17:25 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/14/20 09:33:12] elbie set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:18:50 from level 98.
[09/14/20 23:25:37] crysys [661/757] has challenged elbie [198/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:51:07 is removed from crysys's clock.
[09/15/20 14:00:38] dindinx, ilbelkyr, and holloway [2115/2799] have team battled womblecat, WallIdl, and elbie [2409/2511] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/20 14:45:52] Desspugne [849/869] has come upon elbie [494/676] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:06:13 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[09/17/20 03:43:36] elbie, suterismus, and Vic [1741/2717] have team battled parkaman, Eldoreth, and Muirrum [181/2702] and won! 3 days, 14:22:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/20 09:55:43] Misza, snek, and Majak [22/3060] have team battled Zyphyr, elbie, and vegadark [1296/2143] and lost! 1 day, 20:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/20 00:57:28] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:51:28 towards level 98.
[09/18/20 02:32:59] elbie stole Majak's level 130 amulet while they were sleeping! elbie leaves their old level 33 amulet behind, which Majak then takes.
[09/18/20 02:55:26] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:30:22 towards level 98.
[09/18/20 03:45:33] Asara [794/904] has challenged elbie [594/764] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:31:46 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/18/20 11:59:08] elbie, dindinx, and neurospex [197/2501] have team battled Majak, CodeB, and Pontuzz [498/1749] and lost! 0 days, 15:14:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/20 17:43:32] Bradicus, Nofew, and i3d [2801/3003] have team battled LukeLR, elbie, and CodeB [1566/2113] and won! 1 day, 12:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 10:53:34] Fluttershy [29/1244] has challenged elbie [573/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:53 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/19/20 20:26:55] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:00:31 from level 98.
[09/20/20 04:34:46] Mithkabob, elbie, pants, and SCSi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/20 05:02:20] neurospex [914/963] has come upon elbie [36/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:42:11 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/21/20 06:27:34] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:59:14 towards level 98.
[09/21/20 08:20:50] Jaglag [61/501] has come upon elbie [667/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:13:40 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[09/21/20 23:24:06] elbie stole ganome's level 81 pair of boots while they were sleeping! elbie leaves their old level 37 pair of boots behind, which ganome then takes.
[09/23/20 07:06:53] sunri5e [102/1153] has come upon elbie [733/803] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:20:31 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[09/23/20 11:02:47] grooverider, elbie, and Beavis [3397/3583] have team battled elf, Ttech, and max [1706/4095] and won! 5 days, 12:11:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 15:09:56] elbie [182/803] has come upon Scornn [739/871] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:19:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/23/20 19:43:47] elbie [341/803] has come upon AbacusAvenger [295/916] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:56:33 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/24/20 17:56:52] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:09 towards level 98.
[09/25/20 05:45:56] elbie [577/803] has come upon Syloq [645/963] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:58:48 is added to elbie's clock.
[09/25/20 16:12:28] Forud [62/891] has come upon elbie [115/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:00 is added to Forud's clock.
[09/25/20 20:14:43] rustybicycle, Yuhno, and canton7 [225/3048] have team battled elbie, h00k, and Ttech [2730/3656] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/20 08:36:53] elbie [676/803] has challenged Leedsichthys [247/421] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:29:48 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/26/20 13:41:14] JeDa, ganome, and unicron [1677/2045] have team battled Psilocybe, Khorne, and elbie [2232/2403] and lost! 0 days, 08:28:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/20 13:41:26] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:18 towards level 98.
[09/29/20 23:59:51] elbie [178/803] has come upon dxtr [17/936] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:05:48 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/30/20 04:38:16] elbie [758/803] has come upon djm [577/860] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:58:44 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/30/20 07:36:53] nawcom [379/651] has come upon elbie [148/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:37:48 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[09/30/20 18:05:22] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:52 towards level 98.
[10/01/20 06:07:56] elbie [519/803] has challenged ohnx [186/788] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:09:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/02/20 03:35:41] Scornn, elbie, and GilbertErik [1078/2452] have team battled misha, Nofew, and Frogging101 [1246/2746] and lost! 0 days, 13:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 03:56:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 1 day, 14:03:20 toward level 98.
[10/02/20 04:21:51] AbrahamLinksys [360/652] has come upon elbie [478/803] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:19:30 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/03/20 07:44:19] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:58:05 is added to their clock.
[10/03/20 21:04:27] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:21:18 is added to their clock.
[10/04/20 09:16:01] elbie [567/803] has challenged solarsparq [209/298] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:37:58 is removed from elbie's clock.
[10/04/20 15:38:54] Yuhno [684/731] has come upon elbie [134/803] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:23:16 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[10/05/20 05:56:29] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:21:10 towards level 99.
[10/05/20 17:15:20] elbie walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:07:59 from level 99.
[10/07/20 02:13:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 8 days, 06:39:18 toward level 99.
[10/07/20 06:35:36] Tenorman, RBecker, and elbie [767/3047] have team battled borsin, mordac, and Fluttershy [2398/3297] and lost! 2 days, 04:30:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/20 07:53:40] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:07:38 towards level 99.
[10/09/20 01:03:27] bisco, elbie, algernon, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/20 02:23:51] Balthazar, Frogging101, and elbie [296/2643] have team battled anarcat, CornFly, and mordac [1800/3424] and lost! 4 days, 08:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 04:47:43] elbie [50/803] has challenged vegadark [362/799] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:16:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/09/20 13:19:16] AbrahamLinksys [1/652] has come upon elbie [503/803] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:26:52 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/09/20 16:45:06] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:49:05 towards level 99.
[10/09/20 20:33:15] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:25:38 towards level 99.
[10/10/20 00:08:29] anderson [167/447] has come upon elbie [37/803] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:41 is removed from anderson's clock.
[10/10/20 12:45:27] Lnk [249/1102] has come upon elbie [679/803] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:30:09 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/11/20 13:20:29] brendan [301/1348] has come upon elbie [555/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:01:11 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/12/20 10:37:24] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 12:07:57 from level 99.
[10/12/20 19:34:32] Asara [194/936] has come upon elbie [759/803] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:08:59 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/12/20 20:11:28] anderson [213/447] has challenged elbie [798/803] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to anderson's clock.
[10/13/20 02:25:20] crysys, AncalagonThBlack, and Reilly [2078/2305] have team battled elbie, Psilocybe, and shymega [2059/2240] and won! 0 days, 05:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/20 09:02:12] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 04:05:39 from level 99.
[10/14/20 18:33:03] cirdan, sheu, and RedW [1926/2435] have team battled elbie, XBouBou, and AbacusAvenger [89/2041] and won! 0 days, 22:38:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/20 23:37:28] elbie [683/803] has challenged Sharky4 [1023/1217] in combat and lost! 14 days, 18:28:51 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/17/20 13:08:46] i3d [101/717] has come upon elbie [720/803] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:44:28 is added to i3d's clock.
[10/18/20 23:20:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 108 days, 01:56:27 toward level 99.
[10/20/20 01:32:22] Bradicus, allo, and elbie [1915/2703] have team battled algernon, i3d, and GunMan [1958/2353] and lost! 2 days, 16:07:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/20 19:38:43] dwfreed [741/873] has come upon elbie [48/815] and taken them in combat! 35 days, 08:16:50 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/22/20 02:51:13] Bradicus, dax, and Milquetoast [1930/3054] have team battled adamus1red, dwfreed, and elbie [1449/2397] and won! 1 day, 21:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 18:39:30] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:03 towards level 99.
[10/23/20 23:24:00] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:08:22 is added to their clock.
[10/25/20 03:50:30] elbie [115/815] has come upon jnerulax [792/821] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:45:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/27/20 13:44:13] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:35:42 towards level 99.
[10/29/20 02:15:19] shymega, JeDa, and elbie [1780/2218] have team battled TauPan, ohnx, and aismallard [220/2308] and won! 1 day, 11:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/20 12:28:19] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:57:39 towards level 99.
[10/30/20 03:39:56] crysys [422/778] has come upon elbie [33/828] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/30/20 06:03:30] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:07:16 is added to their clock.
[10/30/20 16:13:42] Leedsichthys [145/444] has come upon elbie [43/828] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:05:44 is removed from Leedsichthys's clock.
[10/31/20 00:06:37] phraktyl [529/700] has challenged elbie [533/828] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:58:58 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[10/31/20 06:07:59] elbie [549/828] has challenged RBecker [207/949] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:46:37 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/01/20 14:51:44] HellSpawn, elbie, and neurospex [2075/2703] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and Elgo [1964/2634] and won! 4 days, 03:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 17:15:52] elbie [572/828] has challenged MadMan [267/1320] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:11:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/01/20 17:15:52] In the fierce battle, MadMan dropped their level 80 set of leggings! elbie picks it up, tossing their old level 44 set of leggings to MadMan.
[11/02/20 04:14:26] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:11 towards level 99.
[11/03/20 04:59:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 00:06:22 from level 99.
[11/04/20 07:06:19] elbie, Zyphyr, and Tenorman [1299/2854] have team battled Fluttershy, tris, and max [1150/2647] and won! 2 days, 17:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/20 05:10:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 2 days, 10:00:42 toward level 99.
[11/05/20 20:38:30] elbie set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:28 from level 99.
[11/07/20 03:50:56] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:07 towards level 99.
[11/07/20 23:35:15] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:49 towards level 99.
[11/08/20 02:38:00] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:04:56 is added to their clock.
[11/09/20 20:54:54] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:07 towards level 99.
[11/10/20 15:47:38] Mateusz, elbie, Milquetoast, and blackroot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/20 23:46:55] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:45 from level 99.
[11/11/20 08:28:48] algernon [177/910] has challenged elbie [700/860] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:17:28 is added to algernon's clock.
[11/11/20 11:24:05] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:43 towards level 99.
[11/11/20 22:55:32] elbie [77/860] has challenged golgy [660/934] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:47:34 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/12/20 09:25:15] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:53:35 towards level 100.
[11/12/20 15:35:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elbie with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 12:33:50 from level 100.
[11/14/20 00:08:36] elbie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:54:54 towards level 100.
[11/14/20 19:44:58] jose [287/371] has come upon elbie [36/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:02 is removed from jose's clock.
[11/16/20 07:28:59] elbie [820/860] has come upon Geela [136/781] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 00:12:06 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/16/20 22:51:29] sheu [345/579] has come upon elbie [637/860] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:01:06 is added to sheu's clock.
[11/17/20 15:47:21] KyloRen [340/721] has challenged elbie [831/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[11/17/20 17:02:36] elbie spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elbie's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/20 18:48:00] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/20 11:12:02] GunMan [636/752] has come upon elbie [38/871] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:11:07 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[11/19/20 11:23:36] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:23:51 towards level 100.
[11/19/20 14:15:58] elbie [631/871] has come upon WallIdl [523/731] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 21:21:19 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/19/20 14:49:14] elbie [600/871] has come upon bisco [468/1357] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:18:46 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/19/20 15:54:25] elbie [840/871] has challenged himuraken [155/992] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:08:04 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/20/20 14:50:34] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:03 towards level 100.
[11/20/20 22:38:45] buzzz [191/245] has challenged elbie [729/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:00 is added to buzzz's clock.
[11/21/20 10:36:16] meskio [955/1132] has come upon elbie [398/880] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:46:00 is removed from meskio's clock.
[11/23/20 08:44:17] john [338/399] has challenged elbie [369/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to john's clock.
[11/23/20 23:54:09] allo [528/712] has come upon elbie [466/880] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:10:19 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/23/20 23:54:09] allo has dealt elbie a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:58:53 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/25/20 07:34:15] elbie [307/880] has challenged Xenthys [67/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:18:32 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/26/20 00:29:45] cirdan, Chuck, and Muirrum [1741/2201] have team battled elbie, himuraken, and bookworm [285/2352] and won! 3 days, 00:09:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/20 02:38:28] Elgo [569/972] has challenged elbie [768/880] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:42:53 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/26/20 23:43:23] Zaratustra [473/1133] has challenged elbie [555/880] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:10 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/27/20 04:44:32] elbie [456/880] has challenged el [547/1182] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:01:31 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/28/20 02:21:00] elbie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:42:55 from level 100.
[11/29/20 23:52:02] pyre [87/756] has come upon elbie [41/880] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:50:14 is removed from pyre's clock.
[11/30/20 03:14:36] TauPan [224/515] has come upon elbie [487/880] and been defeated in combat! 61 days, 13:09:59 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/01/20 08:56:51] jose [193/371] has challenged elbie [673/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:37 is added to jose's clock.
[12/01/20 21:10:18] JuanMaestro [584/1016] has challenged elbie [460/880] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:15:02 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/02/20 04:54:40] Eldoreth, suterismus, and Misza [222/4429] have team battled max, elbie, and inittab [2745/2749] and lost! 7 days, 01:33:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/20 05:44:28] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/20 08:39:24] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:31:28 towards level 100.
[12/03/20 23:31:27] Xenthys [601/783] has come upon elbie [59/904] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:59:39 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/07/20 13:26:27] elbie [155/904] has come upon gdm [517/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:09:20 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/09/20 06:40:39] shymega [651/891] has come upon elbie [415/904] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 14:57:20 is removed from shymega's clock.
[12/09/20 11:56:25] Pontuzz [45/492] has come upon elbie [69/863] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:15:24 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[12/10/20 05:16:24] Iri [126/569] has come upon elbie [821/863] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:09:51 is added to Iri's clock.
[12/14/20 17:09:11] dartainus [457/776] has come upon elbie [462/863] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:01:35 is added to dartainus's clock.
[12/14/20 21:49:34] elbie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:07 towards level 100.
[12/15/20 05:00:30] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:03:01 is added to their clock.
[12/15/20 07:01:18] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:56:13 from level 100.
[12/15/20 07:19:07] meskio [754/1144] has come upon elbie [797/863] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:33:33 is added to meskio's clock.
[12/15/20 22:17:00] jnerulax, elbie, and djm [2300/2572] have team battled sjefen6, C++, and astropoint [2301/2460] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/20 05:04:03] tris [471/813] has come upon elbie [368/873] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:40:43 is removed from tris's clock.
[12/17/20 01:38:10] HeavyPodda, Heisenberg, and Pontuzz [1583/2363] have team battled elbie, freeboson, and Zyphyr [1801/2295] and lost! 5 days, 13:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/20 01:37:32] elbie [785/873] has challenged Reilly [299/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:53:41 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/19/20 06:44:03] elbie [71/873] has challenged sheu [98/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:28:28 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/19/20 06:56:56] elbie, HeavyPodda, and shymega [820/2886] have team battled dartainus, JeDa, and grooverider [2488/2961] and lost! 1 day, 07:43:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/20 15:20:55] Vic, elbie, and brendan [825/3183] have team battled Varjatticus, djm, and dindinx [1655/1977] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/20 17:41:57] Chuck [379/729] has come upon elbie [690/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:42 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/20/20 11:50:41] elbie [674/873] has challenged sairis [794/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:35 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/21/20 00:58:34] Birdbones [729/1349] has come upon elbie [69/875] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 14:59:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/21/20 02:54:30] KindOne [121/375] has challenged elbie [431/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:30:26 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/21/20 03:31:15] scumola, XBouBou, and Pici [1394/2285] have team battled elbie, djm, and Ironhoof [2125/3108] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 20:58:40] Majak [463/1061] has challenged elbie [345/875] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:11:57 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/22/20 15:37:23] darkmage [304/1292] has come upon elbie [220/875] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:36:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/23/20 01:39:57] Khorne [99/840] has come upon elbie [421/875] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 11:09:10 is added to Khorne's clock.
[12/23/20 20:03:54] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:26 towards level 100.
[12/24/20 00:37:07] TimWolla, Chuck, and Eldoreth [1917/2988] have team battled Muirrum, elbie, and KeboDK [1812/2472] and won! 1 day, 03:56:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 10:15:16] elbie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:53 towards level 100.
[12/24/20 18:27:57] elbie [661/875] has come upon kate [370/634] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:20:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/26/20 17:17:08] elbie [683/875] has come upon Roxana [863/1518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:26:31 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/26/20 22:55:31] elbie got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:20:08 from level 100.
[12/27/20 09:19:09] Odin [184/699] has challenged elbie [87/875] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:20 is removed from Odin's clock.
[12/27/20 09:24:19] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:38 towards level 100.
[12/28/20 06:38:07] brendan [1379/1415] has come upon elbie [684/875] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:06:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/28/20 09:42:03] elbie [511/875] has come upon Zaratustra [168/1139] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:50:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/28/20 21:33:58] elbie [511/875] has come upon tmberg [1306/1579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:26 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/29/20 01:57:40] elbie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:16 towards level 100.
[12/29/20 09:09:48] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:07 towards level 100.
[12/29/20 18:37:38] JeDa [7/553] has come upon elbie [525/875] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:32 is added to JeDa's clock.
[12/30/20 03:34:18] elbie [87/875] has challenged Xenthys [749/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/31/20 00:29:01] soltys [697/964] has come upon elbie [66/875] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:30:37 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/31/20 04:15:14] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:47 towards level 100.
[01/01/21 06:48:54] dwfreed [547/898] has come upon elbie [707/875] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:59:09 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/01/21 09:22:18] elbie [810/875] has challenged JuanMaestro [605/1016] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:26:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/02/21 14:34:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 25 days, 03:58:57 toward level 101.
[01/03/21 00:43:35] bigjay [14/1405] has come upon elbie [516/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:46 is added to bigjay's clock.
[01/04/21 06:02:58] elbie [524/875] has challenged AbacusAvenger [910/913] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:46:09 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/05/21 03:07:57] elbie [701/875] has challenged anderson [450/548] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:30:13 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/05/21 04:14:11] elbie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:51 towards level 101.
[01/06/21 08:53:47] sc_, Asara, and anarcat [713/2623] have team battled elbie, phraktyl, and astropoint [2379/2571] and lost! 4 days, 03:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 10:07:03] adamus1red [281/713] has challenged elbie [518/875] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:48:09 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[01/06/21 17:12:14] elf, Birdbones, and elbie [433/3580] have team battled Psilocybe, dclaw123, and apiw [1219/2718] and lost! 2 days, 12:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 18:17:11] elbie [662/875] has challenged astropoint [380/1041] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:13 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/07/21 12:26:09] elbie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:02:23 from level 101.
[01/07/21 13:01:02] lipek, elbie, and dclaw123 [1171/3337] have team battled aismallard, zankore, and Nechayev [2738/2952] and lost! 2 days, 03:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/21 01:00:34] elbie [113/875] has come upon fmg [276/345] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:10:42 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/08/21 09:26:25] womblecat [103/841] has challenged elbie [682/875] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:23:50 is added to womblecat's clock.
[01/09/21 17:35:54] golgy [210/937] has come upon elbie [228/875] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:16:14 is added to golgy's clock.
[01/10/21 00:21:48] elbie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:05:50 from level 101.
[01/14/21 07:38:40] elbie [268/875] has come upon Globalirc [263/1015] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:22:57 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/14/21 21:40:58] elbie [868/875] has come upon Zyphyr [202/790] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:29:15 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/15/21 00:04:02] elbie [515/875] has challenged hr7xt8 [157/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:50:48 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/15/21 00:04:02] In the fierce battle, hr7xt8 dropped their level 37 set of leggings! elbie picks it up, tossing their old level 34 set of leggings to hr7xt8.
[01/16/21 09:41:46] AsmDemon [55/213] has challenged elbie [848/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:19 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[01/16/21 13:11:06] elbie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:42 towards level 101.
[01/16/21 14:13:01] Balthazar [392/1115] has challenged elbie [619/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:46 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[01/16/21 19:44:56] grooverider [917/1632] has come upon elbie [108/878] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 09:33:10 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[01/18/21 06:51:33] d4rkp1r4t3, idlerpgww, and Balthazar [1155/2338] have team battled soltys, phraktyl, and elbie [2479/2497] and lost! 1 day, 21:17:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 17:20:28] anarcat, delet, and Clearcasting [1856/2223] have team battled elbie, Gatewayy, and darkmage [2364/3157] and lost! 1 day, 02:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 01:27:23] GilbertErik [54/1146] has challenged elbie [287/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:15 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/19/21 01:35:31] XBouBou, rxcomm, and Majak [772/2848] have team battled brendan, TauPan, and elbie [1043/2784] and lost! 0 days, 22:24:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/21 01:14:18] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:25:31 is added to their clock.
[01/23/21 16:19:52] blizgerg [291/1225] has come upon elbie [779/878] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:57:17 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[01/24/21 12:58:45] elbie [656/878] has challenged jnerulax [256/879] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:47:50 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/24/21 12:58:45] elbie has dealt jnerulax a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:57:38 is added to jnerulax's clock.
[01/25/21 07:22:19] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:22 from level 101.
[01/26/21 05:09:03] elbie [141/878] has challenged nickware [976/1301] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:20:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/26/21 19:31:13] Heisenberg [281/795] has come upon elbie [227/878] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 16:07:38 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/26/21 21:12:39] elbie [190/878] has come upon WallIdl [136/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:03:25 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/26/21 22:10:51] elbie is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:48:58 is added to their clock.
[01/27/21 06:08:41] Tratos, Agent86, and elbie [52/3136] have team battled Vic, misha, and pants [232/3044] and lost! 1 day, 21:12:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/21 22:15:54] androphius, Geela, and kate [1115/1963] have team battled elbie, x12x63, and Pici [430/2544] and won! 3 days, 15:33:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 16:27:57] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:43 towards level 101.
[01/28/21 21:26:24] elbie [793/878] has challenged KindOne [11/379] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:59:39 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/30/21 08:49:46] elbie, zankore, Desspugne, and tris have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/21 18:48:37] Eldoreth, neurospex, and KindOne [298/2919] have team battled forp, xayto, and elbie [862/1932] and lost! 1 day, 15:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/21 21:03:41] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:59 towards level 101.
[02/01/21 05:50:30] elbie has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:25 from level 101.
[02/02/21 10:23:37] elbie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:51 from level 101.
[02/03/21 13:44:05] elbie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:17 towards level 101.
[02/03/21 22:39:24] elbie and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/21 23:40:02] elbie [384/1073] has challenged kenyon [234/562] in combat and won! 25 days, 19:27:45 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/04/21 00:10:32] LordBanana [149/452] has come upon elbie [1054/1073] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:46 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[02/05/21 13:14:43] elbie [762/1073] has challenged Yuhno [602/838] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:03:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/05/21 18:02:32] elbie sharpened the edge of their weapon! elbie's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/21 18:12:16] IdleMaster [216/840] has come upon elbie [736/1106] and been defeated in combat! 29 days, 16:36:09 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/05/21 20:14:47] elbie was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:21:12 from level 102.
[02/07/21 02:23:57] elbie [907/1106] has challenged Milquetoast [965/992] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:46:09 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/07/21 05:10:52] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:20:41 towards level 102.
[02/08/21 07:18:18] elbie was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:31:06 from level 102.
[02/08/21 12:49:43] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:26:18 towards level 102.
[02/08/21 16:17:36] elbie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:27:17 from level 102.
[02/08/21 21:57:24] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:01 towards level 102.
[02/08/21 23:09:17] elbie [320/1106] has come upon anderson [487/544] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:32:40 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/09/21 18:42:17] kenyon and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/21 15:48:43] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:09:06 towards level 102.
[02/11/21 03:21:45] elbie [639/1106] has come upon TheSilentLink [126/726] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:59:14 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/11/21 07:11:46] elbie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:12:26 towards level 102.
[02/12/21 06:49:11] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:43 towards level 102.
[02/13/21 04:08:47] elbie [156/1106] has come upon bobvador [34/677] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:06:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/13/21 07:33:56] Lnk [634/1107] has come upon elbie [1054/1106] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:43:15 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/13/21 18:24:17] tmberg [54/1602] has challenged elbie [265/1106] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:28:40 is added to tmberg's clock.
[02/15/21 03:05:08] elbie and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/21 00:15:54] elbie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:30:20 towards level 102.
[02/16/21 09:11:50] x12x63, forp, MetaNova, and elbie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/21 13:10:23] elbie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:53 towards level 102.
[02/17/21 05:10:25] canton7, Heretic, and grooverider [323/3365] have team battled XBouBou, elbie, and Mars [1757/2935] and lost! 1 day, 02:36:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/21 20:48:35] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:20 towards level 102.
[02/18/21 14:51:50] elbie [303/1106] has challenged Agent86 [758/1039] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:18:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/19/21 00:06:25] Roxana and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/21 07:55:50] elbie [959/1106] has challenged MrGlass [185/1238] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:38:18 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/20/21 21:02:22] brycec and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/21 21:53:38] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:24 towards level 102.
[02/22/21 05:12:16] elbie [669/1106] has challenged blizgerg [1117/1242] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/22/21 12:45:03] elbie [97/1106] has come upon Notir [83/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:03:13 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/23/21 04:24:08] elbie [362/1106] has come upon buksi [511/1186] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:21 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/23/21 12:58:34] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:11 towards level 102.
[02/24/21 12:12:55] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:12 towards level 102.
[02/24/21 22:27:49] elbie [96/1106] has challenged RBecker [863/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/25/21 05:19:38] elbie [741/1106] has challenged sheu [321/556] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:54:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/25/21 09:36:08] bigtrees, buyoq, and elbie [520/2198] have team battled Khorne, MELOONi, and csssuf [1842/2381] and lost! 3 days, 04:56:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/21 02:57:41] elbie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:40:25 from level 103.
[02/26/21 10:08:14] elbie was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:07:25 from level 103.
[02/26/21 16:56:38] elbie [1060/1106] has come upon simple [821/1149] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 07:53:49 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/26/21 20:00:16] elbie found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:46:52 towards level 103.
[02/27/21 16:43:16] elbie [217/1106] has challenged yano [245/661] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:25:08 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/27/21 19:54:30] elbie [1057/1106] has come upon nawcom [448/758] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:05:50 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/28/21 13:23:32] holloway, pants, and CheeseSodaPunch [1174/2861] have team battled AsmDemon, Eldoreth, and elbie [1764/3049] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/21 18:41:21] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:01:26 towards level 103.
[03/01/21 15:56:19] Syloq, elbie, and d4rkp1r4t3 [540/2340] have team battled darkmage, elf, and Heretic [609/3226] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/21 16:36:07] elbie set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:23:11 from level 103.
[03/02/21 00:11:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 28 days, 03:42:15 toward level 103.
[03/02/21 15:25:35] sjefen6 [92/1014] has come upon elbie [641/1106] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:30:11 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[03/02/21 17:29:40] elbie [294/1106] has come upon Psilocybe [468/780] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:54:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/02/21 17:39:00] elbie [306/1106] has challenged damyan [556/1190] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:41:51 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/02/21 21:58:25] dwfreed [589/909] has come upon elbie [679/1106] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:52:15 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/03/21 00:59:19] bisco, brendan, and szczur [2309/3126] have team battled elbie, Lemelisk, and CodeB [2184/3123] and won! 1 day, 13:40:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 15:54:07] elbie [28/1106] has come upon brycec [37/1067] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:58:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/05/21 02:23:44] d4rkp1r4t3 [145/449] has come upon elbie [818/1106] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:58:52 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[03/05/21 08:05:04] elbie and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 14:43:57] canton7, nawcom, and elbie [744/3052] have team battled RBecker, simple, and suterismus [921/3668] and lost! 2 days, 02:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 16:33:20] Crazycatlady [235/845] has challenged elbie [317/1106] in combat and lost! 13 days, 11:10:16 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/06/21 23:10:18] elbie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:41 towards level 103.
[03/07/21 02:21:35] Agent86 and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/21 08:36:49] elbie hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:33 towards level 103.
[03/07/21 17:58:38] elbie and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/21 20:15:52] Tenorman [1059/1302] has come upon elbie [785/1106] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 11:16:10 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/08/21 06:00:01] elbie and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 22:45:00] elbie got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:00 towards level 103.
[03/12/21 14:57:36] IdleMaster [100/830] has come upon elbie [408/1106] and been defeated in combat! 20 days, 03:39:10 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/15/21 16:10:21] TauPan [123/528] has challenged elbie [586/1106] in combat and lost! 140 days, 09:13:08 is added to TauPan's clock.
[03/15/21 16:11:24] anarcat [548/999] has come upon elbie [884/1106] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:47:10 is added to anarcat's clock.
[03/15/21 18:45:56] AncalagonThBlack [150/1091] has come upon elbie [14/1106] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:11:21 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[03/16/21 04:41:53] elbie [1049/1106] has come upon LukeLR [708/957] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:15:33 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/16/21 20:42:08] Lnk [164/1122] has come upon elbie [394/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:29 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/17/21 00:21:21] elbie, Mars, and astropoint [574/3474] have team battled scumola, zankore, and Nechayev [1559/2721] and lost! 3 days, 01:04:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 10:34:52] elbie [211/1114] has come upon AbacusAvenger [441/909] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:27:55 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/19/21 06:22:10] elbie fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/21 11:30:51] elbie [941/1096] has challenged zbe [24/786] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:48:07 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/19/21 12:36:14] yano and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/21 01:48:47] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:25 towards level 103.
[03/24/21 22:30:18] elbie was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:19 from level 103.
[03/27/21 20:21:50] elbie, Ignotum, and JensRex [1055/2999] have team battled Asara, Scornn, and nawcom [482/2353] and won! 0 days, 03:57:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 22:21:19] djm [494/856] has challenged elbie [648/1089] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:29:11 is added to djm's clock.
[03/28/21 07:26:37] TaLa [2/15] has challenged elbie [822/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:56 is added to TaLa's clock.
[03/29/21 12:25:17] HellSpawn [88/825] has come upon elbie [95/1089] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:34:37 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/30/21 16:23:50] elbie and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/21 05:30:30] elbie, acolarh, and Beefcan [2173/2651] have team battled Tratos, Tenorman, and Tor [2455/3542] and lost! 0 days, 21:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/21 19:43:10] elbie [401/1089] has challenged ohnx [554/712] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:07:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/01/21 01:44:36] HellSpawn [690/825] has challenged elbie [764/1089] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:43:11 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/01/21 07:26:28] elbie got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:30:10 from level 103.
[04/01/21 16:48:09] Andries [32/924] has challenged elbie [714/1089] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:00:17 is added to Andries's clock.
[04/02/21 05:06:33] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:34 towards level 103.
[04/02/21 07:17:42] Mars stole elbie's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! Mars leaves their old level 68 ring behind, which elbie then takes.
[04/02/21 07:40:36] elbie [365/1083] has come upon CodeB [37/781] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:42:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/03/21 08:54:12] elbie fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:40:37 from level 103.
[04/05/21 22:19:20] Eldoreth [1472/1523] has come upon elbie [297/1083] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:49:36 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/05/21 23:16:38] aismallard [635/996] has challenged elbie [949/1083] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:05:28 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/07/21 15:33:35] elbie [277/1083] has come upon C++ [473/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:54:49 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/08/21 20:23:32] elbie, sbp, and vegadark [1134/2413] have team battled Brainiac, sjums_the_great, and Yuhno [2455/2736] and lost! 2 days, 07:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 23:03:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 82 days, 02:12:58 toward level 103.
[04/10/21 03:14:04] elbie, Bkid, and damyan [3045/3153] have team battled adamus1red, ecko, and Beefcan [337/1760] and won! 9 days, 14:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 16:32:49] pfoley [515/582] has challenged elbie [890/1083] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:22:16 is added to pfoley's clock.
[04/10/21 20:15:51] CheeseSodaPunch and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/21 17:03:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 8 days, 00:44:21 toward level 103.
[04/11/21 22:19:45] Jaglag [26/792] has challenged elbie [639/1083] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[04/13/21 23:49:06] elbie got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:07:05 towards level 103.
[04/14/21 13:19:33] elbie [673/1083] has come upon rxcomm [421/1342] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:14:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/14/21 15:32:55] elbie [430/1083] has come upon dartainus [613/754] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:51:08 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/15/21 17:08:17] elbie was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:07:37 from level 103.
[04/16/21 18:34:01] ToHellWithGA, elbie, Eldoreth, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/21 19:32:58] himuraken [161/1018] has challenged elbie [696/1083] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:46:17 is added to himuraken's clock.
[04/18/21 20:45:12] elbie fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elbie's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/21 01:21:09] pfoley, elbie, and micah [162/2894] have team battled golgy, Desspugne, and h00k [1789/2640] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 13:38:01] tmberg, MJ94, and elbie [2752/3330] have team battled Asara, celesham, and damyan [276/2314] and won! 1 day, 14:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 23:45:12] elbie [151/1067] has challenged grooverider [1289/1710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:53:10 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/21/21 04:46:25] elbie [829/1067] has challenged mordac [551/1516] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:26:39 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/21/21 12:17:50] elbie [820/1067] has come upon nawcom [626/751] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:23 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/22/21 08:53:16] phraktyl [605/696] has challenged elbie [236/1067] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:37:02 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[04/23/21 11:43:17] elbie [93/1067] has come upon Roxana [359/1617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:23 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/23/21 23:53:26] elbie and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/21 02:09:38] elbie, jayvee, and GunMan [926/2610] have team battled Umbire, TheSilentLink, and FSM [549/1592] and won! 0 days, 02:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/21 10:28:31] elbie [383/1067] has challenged yano [278/625] in combat and won! 24 days, 11:41:43 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/26/21 09:19:12] Forud and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 09:56:54] elbie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:05:51 towards level 104.
[04/27/21 05:55:47] elbie [247/1067] has come upon theZoMBiE [98/547] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:25:21 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/29/21 11:10:45] golgy, elbie, and AncalagonThBlack [2142/3112] have team battled Vic, Syloq, and Agent86 [791/2667] and won! 0 days, 18:32:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 10:41:46] elbie, blabber, and psycho [372/2353] have team battled ToHellWithGA, sc_, and anarcat [1336/3344] and lost! 2 days, 00:53:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/21 23:42:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elbie 23 days, 22:54:37 toward level 104.
[05/01/21 12:16:29] Yuhno, FSM, and dartainus [123/2332] have team battled sheu, elbie, and golgy [2082/2897] and lost! 2 days, 11:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/21 00:10:50] elbie and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 06:28:54] elf and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 13:36:08] adamus1red stole elbie's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! adamus1red leaves their old level 60 ring behind, which elbie then takes.
[05/04/21 20:02:05] elbie [481/1058] has come upon Agent86 [736/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:02:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/05/21 12:08:22] elbie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:05 towards level 104.
[05/06/21 06:58:16] elbie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:49:51 from level 104.
[05/06/21 22:17:56] sjefen6, Ttech, and Yuhno [1211/4091] have team battled elbie, anderson, and bookworm [1676/2630] and lost! 0 days, 10:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/21 08:57:54] elbie [776/1058] has come upon bisco [488/1399] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:16:13 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/08/21 12:42:59] elbie [450/1058] has come upon Forud [658/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:03:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/08/21 21:10:09] Heisenberg, elbie, and MELOONi [1045/2795] have team battled buksi, Misza, and Herb_Tarlek [3030/3512] and lost! 1 day, 20:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 02:47:31] elbie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:44 towards level 104.
[05/10/21 07:11:07] szczur, Heretic, psycho, and elbie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/21 13:59:28] elbie spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elbie's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/21 16:45:52] tms and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 00:52:29] elbie [757/1043] has challenged Bradicus [759/1165] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:12 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/12/21 19:18:48] elbie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:27 towards level 104.
[05/13/21 12:04:36] brendan, Andries, and dartainus [588/3173] have team battled caeli1, elbie, and nawcom [1469/2202] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/21 20:30:21] canton7 [1141/1193] has come upon elbie [33/1043] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:47:36 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/14/21 20:30:21] canton7 has dealt elbie a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:29:02 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/15/21 02:11:49] elbie [673/1043] has challenged canton7 [1166/1193] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:30 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/15/21 03:13:23] elbie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:00 towards level 104.
[05/15/21 05:12:36] elbie [890/1043] has challenged SCSi [1104/1257] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:54 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/15/21 23:17:13] elbie [249/1043] has challenged Nechayev [876/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:43 is added to elbie's clock.
[05/16/21 16:44:52] sjefen6, elbie, and darkmage [362/3451] have team battled maligned, rotbot9k, and FSM [330/2323] and won! 0 days, 08:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 17:26:43] kenyon and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/21 03:56:42] elbie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:52 towards level 104.
[05/17/21 21:16:49] elbie [813/1043] has challenged acolarh [681/840] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:20:32 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/18/21 08:25:09] Scar3cr0w and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 00:58:20] elbie stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:40:16 towards level 105.
[05/20/21 04:46:25] nawcom stole elbie's level 330 weapon while they were sleeping! nawcom leaves their old level 178 weapon behind, which elbie then takes.