Player Info

User: eva42
Class: spirit
Admin?: No
Level: 81
Next level: 21 days, 08:35:56
Status: Offline
Host: eva42!~eva42@unaffiliated/eva42
Account Created: Sat May 10 21:34:40 2014
Last login: Sun Feb 3 02:11:46 2019
Total time idled: 935 days, 20:39:44
Current position: [36,58]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 179 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 291 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 87
gloves: 46
helm: 51 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 65
ring: 64
shield: 54
tunic: 101 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 383 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1321

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 7 days, 21:30:03
part: None
quest: 219 days, 11:35:04
quit: 301 days, 03:18:53

total: 528 days, 12:24:00

Character Modifiers

[05/10/14 23:25:21] eva42 [7/10] has challenged Krenz [225/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 00:05:53] eva42 [10/19] has challenged cst [197/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 04:45:44] eva42 [43/84] has challenged archlich [629/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 07:20:01] eva42 [61/100] has challenged ruan [31/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 10:24:24] eva42 [109/135] has challenged MadHatter [288/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 12:37:47] eva42 [120/147] has challenged discopig [236/238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 15:12:32] eva42 [59/152] has challenged Gerdesas [97/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/11/14 18:13:43] eva42 [14/152] has challenged sartan [759/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/12/14 03:41:50] desspugne [290/944] has challenged eva42 [1/192] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:43:08 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[05/12/14 10:14:48] eva42 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:25 from level 24.
[05/12/14 16:53:21] eva42 [84/221] has challenged clonak [344/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/13/14 00:10:41] eva42 [92/221] has challenged tmberg [877/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/13/14 01:25:35] eva42 [61/221] has come upon archlich [509/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:21 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/13/14 09:22:51] eva42 [6/240] has challenged Nofew [280/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/13/14 10:29:43] Chosi [462/518] has challenged eva42 [205/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:48 is removed from Chosi's clock.
[05/13/14 13:49:11] cst [196/356] has challenged eva42 [13/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from cst's clock.
[05/13/14 19:25:26] eva42 [239/240] has challenged filinep [60/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/14/14 04:27:44] eva42 [60/240] has challenged G33KY [195/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/14/14 17:39:37] eva42 [138/243] has challenged Flynn [74/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/15/14 06:15:05] eva42 [120/262] has challenged Mikaela [164/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/15/14 08:02:07] droogie [385/594] has challenged eva42 [257/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from droogie's clock.
[05/15/14 11:18:29] Chosi, filinep, and cst [39/1303] have team battled Gyran, Sir_Lemming, and eva42 [688/1042] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/14 14:54:23] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:05 towards level 32.
[05/15/14 23:15:04] eva42 [198/262] has challenged Str1ngS [12/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/16/14 04:15:46] charitwo, keith, and Shayanjm [1135/1311] have team battled eva42, wakeupscreaming, and DarkRaven [306/1382] and won! 0 days, 02:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/14 15:18:54] eva42 [164/265] has challenged argus [14/795] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/16/14 23:13:01] brendan, neurospex, and gideonstar [87/2040] have team battled goThic, eva42, and Sir_Lemming [854/1101] and lost! 1 day, 12:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 05:08:05] ajhgfa, jmaugue, and Majak [242/1148] have team battled eva42, Sir_Lemming, and Krenz [974/1316] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 09:37:44] eva42 [0/276] has challenged SpamMage [131/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/17/14 10:13:45] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:00 towards level 35.
[05/18/14 10:33:02] eva42 [39/333] has challenged gipyelrah [203/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/19/14 03:04:36] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:11 towards level 36.
[05/19/14 17:57:19] eva42 [304/344] has challenged Vostok [565/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/20/14 23:43:32] Gerdesas [10/559] has challenged eva42 [291/344] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:01:31 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[05/21/14 08:25:08] eva42 [42/344] has challenged ruan [301/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/25/14 10:21:17] jbroome [331/616] has come upon eva42 [335/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:51:16 is added to jbroome's clock.
[05/25/14 17:33:28] eva42 [68/344] has come upon Pranker [148/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:02 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/25/14 23:40:29] Kronos, eyes, and gideonstar [302/1370] have team battled pekster, eva42, and Danthemandoo [1162/1352] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/14 04:46:45] eva42 [116/344] has challenged pekster [220/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/26/14 11:23:01] Simie [441/825] has challenged eva42 [37/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:59:41 is removed from Simie's clock.
[05/28/14 08:30:53] eva42 [77/344] has challenged ruan [45/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/30/14 06:22:09] eva42 [239/360] has challenged droogie [352/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/30/14 17:54:28] naori [694/730] has challenged eva42 [163/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:45 is removed from naori's clock.
[05/30/14 21:41:34] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:37 towards level 41.
[07/30/14 16:26:29] eva42 [273/361] has challenged luv [182/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/31/14 16:56:38] mostlybadfly, Puff, and ovf [335/1138] have team battled Vostok, honkybonky, and eva42 [1408/1567] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/14 17:50:03] vegadark, eva42, and sasaniak [514/1592] have team battled kenyon, pixelate, and mthw [1426/1955] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/14 15:35:42] eva42 [267/368] has challenged luv [27/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/03/14 10:32:26] eva42 [360/368] has come upon gideonstar [532/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:58 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/03/14 14:05:27] Spiffy [18/82] has challenged eva42 [9/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:59 is removed from Spiffy's clock.
[08/04/14 05:01:09] Ttech [1071/1298] has challenged eva42 [290/368] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:11:38 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/05/14 17:22:30] eva42 slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! eva42's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/14 17:57:31] eva42 [180/363] has come upon adamus1red [45/851] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:05 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/06/14 01:41:46] eva42 [71/377] has challenged lipek [153/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/07/14 00:13:01] eva42 [109/377] has come upon Rarity [28/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:48:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/07/14 03:20:42] elf [647/834] has challenged eva42 [248/377] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:49:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/09/14 05:34:21] Nayru [61/452] has challenged eva42 [57/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:56 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[08/09/14 05:45:51] pfoley [336/701] has challenged eva42 [18/377] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:46 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[08/23/14 17:11:34] eva42 [305/377] has challenged Agent86 [90/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/24/14 03:26:37] eva42 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:21 from level 45.
[08/24/14 09:20:05] TheRub, dxrt, and filinep [729/1620] have team battled Lenny, dindinx, and eva42 [273/1955] and won! 2 days, 11:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/14 06:20:43] SchrodingersScat [537/729] has challenged eva42 [166/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/26/14 13:29:17] eva42 [295/377] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [793/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:30:11 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/27/14 16:29:48] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:08 towards level 45.
[08/28/14 12:10:22] Klaudioh [52/239] has challenged eva42 [29/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from Klaudioh's clock.
[08/28/14 23:27:14] clonak [139/440] has come upon eva42 [352/377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:34:01 is added to clonak's clock.
[08/29/14 19:11:26] eva42 [166/390] has challenged Enub [345/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/02/14 00:54:50] desspugne [812/950] has challenged eva42 [252/390] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:19:27 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[09/02/14 07:56:51] Cypher [345/548] has challenged eva42 [367/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:55 is added to Cypher's clock.
[09/02/14 09:28:32] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:54 towards level 46.
[09/02/14 13:05:30] eva42 [199/390] has come upon vegadark [240/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:00 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/04/14 12:13:48] eva42 [319/390] has challenged Pici [452/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:14:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/04/14 16:13:15] suterismus [389/1226] has come upon eva42 [1/390] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:13:41 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/04/14 22:17:56] SpamMage, cudaman73, and argus [598/1774] have team battled eva42, irix, and Darky [1522/1855] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/14 05:26:14] eva42, AngryParsley, and Boohbah [820/1713] have team battled Diesel, discopig, and m0shbear [296/1534] and won! 0 days, 11:41:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/14 17:39:39] eva42 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:41 from level 46.
[09/06/14 16:51:18] eva42 [57/390] has challenged irix [450/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:42 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/07/14 08:55:34] Diesel [251/389] has challenged eva42 [196/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:05:19 is removed from Diesel's clock.
[09/07/14 10:09:18] eva42 [288/390] has challenged cudaman73 [226/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/08/14 07:27:29] eva42 [72/390] has come upon zid [189/454] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/15/14 07:11:49] elf, aarontc, and Sturmvogel [232/1811] have team battled jstg, eva42, and dxrt [663/1607] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/14 07:19:45] Charris [306/389] has come upon eva42 [142/390] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:06:03 is removed from Charris's clock.
[09/17/14 10:01:48] eva42 [317/390] has come upon a1291762 [202/655] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:06:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/17/14 15:14:29] Babar [647/887] has come upon eva42 [281/390] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:48:51 is removed from Babar's clock.
[09/17/14 17:34:28] nfsnobody, Frogging101, and ajhgfa [47/1161] have team battled eva42, Virtual, and AngryParsley [1827/2395] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/14 21:15:22] gravis, eva42, and Anderson [1063/1158] have team battled ajhgfa, elf, and Vargink [297/1761] and won! 0 days, 05:31:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/14 02:02:55] cxz [200/408] has challenged eva42 [14/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from cxz's clock.
[09/19/14 03:35:32] eva42 [265/390] has come upon pants [336/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:08 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/19/14 06:32:58] eva42 [287/391] has challenged CornFly [281/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/21/14 10:50:58] Trondby, Vargink, and neo [146/1395] have team battled r00f, eva42, and Adar [370/1596] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/14 13:18:39] eva42 [94/391] has come upon dwfreed [233/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:29 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/22/14 19:48:07] Troxa, disk, and eva42 [138/1097] have team battled sjefen6, r00f, and Cypher [1117/1358] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/14 03:55:17] SpamMage [450/650] has challenged eva42 [127/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:05:07 is removed from SpamMage's clock.
[09/23/14 10:31:31] FenrirWolf [151/320] has challenged eva42 [382/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to FenrirWolf's clock.
[09/23/14 18:26:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 23:37:39 from level 48.
[09/24/14 18:17:00] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:55 towards level 48.
[09/24/14 21:07:14] eva42 [165/391] has challenged jeaye [25/555] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/26/14 03:15:49] ovf [241/476] has challenged eva42 [22/391] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:25:25 is removed from ovf's clock.
[09/26/14 16:14:16] eva42 [48/391] has come upon a1291762 [520/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:54 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/27/14 17:10:43] Diesel, eva42, and Derpy [256/1439] have team battled ElectRo, honkybonky, and arachnist [1207/2552] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/14 10:54:33] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:52 towards level 48.
[09/29/14 07:03:55] eva42 [345/439] has challenged bigjay [0/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/29/14 07:24:55] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:01 towards level 49.
[09/30/14 03:29:17] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:53 towards level 49.
[09/30/14 06:08:57] Sixbierehomme, eva42, and Sir_Lemming [533/1479] have team battled Ouchy, sartan, and Wayneoween [508/1967] and won! 0 days, 23:28:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/14 05:32:00] eva42 [271/439] has come upon Trondby [157/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:45:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/01/14 14:06:27] dyreshark [163/301] has challenged eva42 [284/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to dyreshark's clock.
[10/01/14 14:29:30] aarontc, eva42, and Jens [1756/1849] have team battled Frogging101, Darky, and ElectRo [438/2279] and won! 0 days, 11:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/14 21:12:28] eva42 [62/439] has come upon Cameron_D [829/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/03/14 16:23:42] eva42 [167/445] has challenged Simie [61/880] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/04/14 10:07:16] eva42 [102/445] has come upon sasaniak [714/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:13 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/07/14 03:34:20] eva42 [362/445] has come upon keeper_c [481/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:04:36 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/07/14 11:24:00] MadHatter, pipework, and eva42 [1014/1356] have team battled Virtual, Vargink, and Str1ngS [1141/1956] and lost! 0 days, 13:48:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/14 09:24:17] eva42 [437/445] has come upon ruan [89/1064] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:43:59 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/09/14 09:52:34] eva42 [26/445] has come upon duke [96/320] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:03:10 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/09/14 11:59:53] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:07 towards level 50.
[11/06/14 16:52:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 1 day, 10:46:14 toward level 50.
[11/07/14 13:50:20] eva42 [141/445] has challenged XJR-9 [70/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:44 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/12/14 00:23:43] eva42 [179/445] has challenged gr0w [410/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/12/14 20:31:26] eva42 [33/445] has challenged kaplejon [306/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:26:49 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/15/14 22:12:41] eva42 [132/445] has come upon Str1ngS [377/392] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:15:13 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/16/14 11:19:23] eva42 [242/445] has come upon Lucien [286/357] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:36:27 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/17/14 02:04:46] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:51 towards level 51.
[11/17/14 04:23:29] eva42 [144/445] has come upon ovf [280/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:47:08 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/17/14 22:09:21] eva42 [62/445] has challenged Tronsha [66/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:29:35 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/18/14 12:40:33] ToxicMouse [28/38] has challenged eva42 [389/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[11/18/14 19:43:12] eva42 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:04 from level 51.
[11/19/14 22:24:45] eva42 [362/445] has challenged SlowRiot [32/408] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:04:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/20/14 01:25:42] eva42 [284/445] has challenged Soappy [26/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:21:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/21/14 06:05:34] eva42 [406/445] has come upon Vargink [175/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:02:11 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/21/14 07:31:58] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:10 towards level 51.
[11/21/14 13:31:39] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:34 towards level 51.
[11/22/14 21:47:08] davidfg4 [110/525] has challenged eva42 [236/445] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:19:09 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[11/23/14 03:12:22] Doctor, eva42, and godog [380/1667] have team battled bairyn, kenyon, and MontyZuma [2155/2533] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/14 14:48:25] Rei [32/36] has challenged eva42 [233/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Rei's clock.
[11/27/14 15:23:03] dindinx [396/534] has challenged eva42 [29/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:46:00 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[11/27/14 16:58:53] JuanMaestro [80/225] has challenged eva42 [389/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/28/14 00:51:14] hawk, Zaratustra, and eva42 [825/1840] have team battled Kyree, irix, and Rarity [1101/1840] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/14 01:26:15] eva42 [81/445] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [288/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:19 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/01/14 04:10:04] eva42 [350/445] has challenged desspugne [749/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/03/14 00:53:45] eva42, Simie, and alexj [1338/1778] have team battled SchrodingersScat, godog, and Shr3k [93/1811] and won! 0 days, 04:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/14 20:20:03] alexj [83/474] has challenged eva42 [181/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to alexj's clock.
[12/09/14 20:57:51] eva42 [69/445] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [528/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:55:19 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/11/14 04:07:29] eva42, jbroome, and woonack [573/1807] have team battled elf, Yankee, and benonsoftware [772/1998] and lost! 2 days, 02:15:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/14 21:45:08] eva42 [401/445] has come upon neo [499/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:13:05 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/18/14 04:33:55] Sir_Lemming, argus, and Brom [1128/1655] have team battled twohlix, allo, and eva42 [637/1489] and won! 0 days, 05:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 11:29:12] Darky [375/620] has come upon eva42 [436/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:27:18 is added to Darky's clock.
[12/20/14 04:40:54] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:56 towards level 52.
[12/20/14 14:09:02] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:30 towards level 52.
[12/21/14 06:40:00] eva42 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:06:04 from level 52.
[12/22/14 03:44:17] Ttech [1015/1312] has come upon eva42 [237/445] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:43:35 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/22/14 09:45:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 4 days, 11:26:00 toward level 52.
[12/23/14 21:02:30] eva42, SlowRiot, and m0shbear [1053/1861] have team battled elf, AKBlindy, and yond [777/2315] and won! 0 days, 00:55:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/14 00:44:35] eva42 [474/707] has challenged Lenny [116/987] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/25/14 03:01:31] eva42 [458/707] has come upon XJR-9 [613/730] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:05:45 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/25/14 20:25:59] eva42 [684/707] has challenged charitwo [200/487] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:29:47 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/26/14 13:09:56] eva42 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:06:10 from level 53.
[12/26/14 14:15:07] eva42 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:52 from level 53.
[12/27/14 14:41:45] kensington, eva42, and Str1ngS [502/1549] have team battled Ladon, Glorfindel, and Satoshi [360/1753] and won! 1 day, 23:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 01:44:42] eva42 [573/707] has come upon argus [238/753] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:19:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/28/14 15:15:45] pipework, eva42, and Plasmastar [1561/1620] have team battled master_j, m0shbear, and filinep [1693/1848] and lost! 1 day, 03:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 00:28:01] yasdorian, Alfie, and idleOne [232/2400] have team battled dwfreed, eva42, and nfsnobody [1440/1800] and lost! 2 days, 01:47:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 02:33:28] eva42 [470/707] has challenged Valkor [156/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:22:26 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/29/14 05:54:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 3 days, 09:40:56 toward level 53.
[12/30/14 08:19:32] eva42 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:28 from level 53.
[12/30/14 12:37:46] Zanoab, Gizmokid2005, and Cypher [1383/2032] have team battled irix, MadHatter, and eva42 [499/2026] and won! 0 days, 15:23:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 14:35:15] Agusanz [83/289] has challenged eva42 [139/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[12/31/14 09:51:20] eva42 [171/707] has challenged Lenny [850/987] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/03/15 00:14:57] eva42 [93/707] has challenged Fluttershy [322/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:46:25 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/04/15 13:18:12] eva42 [671/707] has come upon Fluttershy [109/698] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:23:11 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/04/15 14:38:14] Sixbierehomme, grooverider, and eva42 [2141/2266] have team battled Misza, lipek, and greycat [733/2329] and won! 1 day, 15:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/15 15:39:44] eva42 [104/707] has challenged VonGuard [3/587] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:55:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/04/15 16:40:02] yano [388/882] has challenged eva42 [238/707] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:22:43 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/04/15 18:55:04] 5225225 [24/57] has challenged eva42 [29/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to 5225225's clock.
[01/04/15 19:00:47] eva42 [48/707] has come upon yasdorian [302/761] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:56:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/04/15 23:08:43] naw, DiCEr1904, and ToxicMouse [465/1433] have team battled eva42, grooverider, and double [385/2210] and won! 0 days, 04:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/15 18:42:11] Crysters, idisjunction, and eva42 [1344/1847] have team battled ChiefRA, Glorfindel, and Fluttershy [1480/1711] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/15 00:39:42] FrodoTheHobbit [369/910] has challenged eva42 [79/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[01/11/15 15:40:50] eva42 [131/707] has come upon DiCEr1904 [67/485] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:30:17 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/11/15 17:31:36] argus [112/753] has challenged eva42 [166/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:28:01 is added to argus's clock.
[01/12/15 01:14:51] nexxy [334/644] has challenged eva42 [672/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to nexxy's clock.
[01/13/15 20:40:07] Zanoab, rotta, and zbart [237/1262] have team battled charitwo, eva42, and Xpktro [364/1633] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/15 20:43:17] eva42 [646/707] has come upon MetaNova [107/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:58:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/15/15 03:57:05] Kinsmir [174/587] has challenged eva42 [204/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:04 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[01/15/15 06:22:33] Glorfindel [505/511] has challenged eva42 [609/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[02/27/15 20:32:52] eva42 [312/707] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [670/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:28 is added to eva42's clock.
[02/28/15 04:12:50] Crazycatlady [115/306] has come upon eva42 [90/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:52:09 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/28/15 19:23:11] eva42 [643/707] has challenged aucg [62/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:41:11 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/01/15 03:51:38] Nayru [156/518] has come upon eva42 [233/707] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:05:52 is added to Nayru's clock.
[03/02/15 05:06:42] eva42 [130/707] has come upon greycat [333/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:18 is added to eva42's clock.

[03/03/15 05:21:32] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:44 towards level 54.
[03/03/15 05:35:49] eva42 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:39 from level 54.
[03/03/15 12:31:24] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:50 towards level 54.
[03/04/15 05:18:00] eva42 [360/715] has challenged Sixbierehomme [469/714] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/09/15 10:58:24] Akuma_no_Tsubasa [197/202] has challenged eva42 [50/715] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from Akuma_no_Tsubasa's clock.
[03/09/15 15:05:04] Hydrogenum, eva42, and bendem [511/2124] have team battled pixelate, Asara, and Opie [661/1306] and lost! 4 days, 02:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/15 13:44:02] eva42 [471/715] has challenged TROGDOR [188/469] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:20:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/11/15 00:47:53] eva42 [414/715] has challenged suterismus [716/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:22:27 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/11/15 02:03:40] eva42, nfsnobody, and keeper_c [1835/2356] have team battled damyan, lipek, and FrodoTheHobbit [609/2460] and won! 3 days, 17:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/15 10:01:48] eva42 [183/715] has come upon SchrodingersScat [267/386] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:40:14 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/14/15 05:27:07] eva42 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:02:55 from level 55.
[03/14/15 06:30:38] eva42 [263/715] has come upon Sir_Lemming [241/508] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:54:52 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/14/15 09:21:20] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:52 towards level 55.
[03/14/15 09:48:28] eva42 [88/715] has come upon yond [7/910] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:24:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/14/15 10:32:10] Budzogan, Cameron_D, and reim [1761/1891] have team battled eva42, MetaNova, and dxrt [1358/2319] and won! 0 days, 09:44:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/15 13:46:55] eva42 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:08 from level 55.
[03/14/15 18:26:14] eva42 [705/715] has come upon Agent86 [483/647] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:19:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/14/15 21:54:45] eva42 [332/715] has come upon Frogging101 [225/734] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:37:53 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/15/15 16:04:25] eva42 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:58:20 towards level 55.
[03/20/15 05:38:27] eva42 [540/715] has come upon aucg [418/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:30:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/21/15 06:43:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 05:29:49 toward level 55.
[03/21/15 16:54:18] eva42 [489/715] has come upon charitwo [147/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/31/15 10:42:17] eva42 [459/715] has challenged lipek [592/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:07 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/31/15 14:26:35] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:09 towards level 55.
[03/31/15 20:56:22] eva42 [526/734] has challenged Nofew [241/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/01/15 14:04:25] Panick, MontyZuma, and bendem [1327/1578] have team battled eva42, L235, and Darky [365/1818] and won! 0 days, 01:45:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/15 01:35:48] pekster [248/572] has come upon eva42 [581/734] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:25:00 is added to pekster's clock.
[04/02/15 02:34:43] Akuma_no_Tsubasa [272/376] has challenged eva42 [257/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from Akuma_no_Tsubasa's clock.
[04/02/15 02:34:43] Akuma_no_Tsubasa has dealt eva42 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:05:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/02/15 11:14:50] eva42, Regnor, and CornFly [471/1404] have team battled damyan, Charris, and pipework [1178/1287] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/15 00:03:22] eva42, strugart, and pants [3/1885] have team battled jeaye, r00f, and Virtual [197/2187] and lost! 1 day, 10:47:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/15 03:51:26] damyan [371/472] has challenged eva42 [314/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:44 is removed from damyan's clock.
[04/08/15 10:54:07] eva42 [291/734] has challenged Brom [63/615] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:45:49 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/08/15 11:05:26] eva42 [602/734] has come upon XenGi [129/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:56:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/09/15 17:28:40] agilblade [0/29] has challenged eva42 [697/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to agilblade's clock.
[04/09/15 22:07:07] eva42 [114/734] has challenged grooverider [662/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:04 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/10/15 04:44:58] disjunto, IdleMaster, and csssuf [156/1274] have team battled Tenorman, Charris, and eva42 [1298/2033] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/15 16:22:46] AngryParsley, eva42, soltys, and Nofew have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/15 02:21:00] eva42 [374/734] has challenged Gatewayy [137/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:29:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/11/15 04:05:02] dindinx [226/822] has challenged eva42 [237/734] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to dindinx's clock.
[04/12/15 02:29:29] eva42 [581/734] has challenged MadHatter [73/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:53:52 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/12/15 03:05:42] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:29 towards level 56.
[04/12/15 05:30:32] dindinx [815/822] has challenged eva42 [653/734] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:16:12 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[04/15/15 12:07:17] eva42 lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:56 from level 56.
[04/16/15 20:09:28] NezumiRyu [176/441] has challenged eva42 [593/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:46:30 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[04/17/15 02:11:36] shandor [452/695] has challenged eva42 [438/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:11 is removed from shandor's clock.
[04/18/15 01:40:03] LordH, Str1ngS, m0shbear, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/15 06:01:08] eva42 [670/734] has challenged SudoKing [324/740] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/18/15 09:39:36] XJR-9, droogie, and Ladon [378/2129] have team battled blizgerg, Glorfindel, and eva42 [1040/2220] and lost! 1 day, 19:48:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/15 11:58:08] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:58 towards level 57.
[04/18/15 18:14:18] PersonalJ, vegadark, and talso [515/1705] have team battled Mateusz, Birdbones, and eva42 [1381/2260] and lost! 1 day, 15:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/15 18:18:57] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:09 towards level 57.
[04/19/15 19:02:12] Kojuni [94/160] has challenged eva42 [119/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Kojuni's clock.
[04/20/15 16:42:52] mthw [43/566] has challenged eva42 [4/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:36:48 is removed from mthw's clock.
[04/22/15 08:56:51] eva42 [432/734] has challenged Ladon [494/594] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:08:06 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/23/15 06:59:05] SL0P3 [108/312] has challenged eva42 [381/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to SL0P3's clock.
[04/23/15 11:05:58] Hydrogenum [670/986] has challenged eva42 [441/734] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:16:18 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[04/25/15 18:19:46] talso, SchrodingersScat, SirMonkeybox, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/15 01:28:19] eva42 [252/734] has challenged Agent86 [465/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:59:26 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/29/15 18:28:58] MMNI [93/142] has challenged eva42 [391/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to MMNI's clock.
[04/30/15 14:27:23] eva42 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:40:05 from level 57.
[04/30/15 14:39:53] Majak, nfsnobody, and XJR-9 [410/1719] have team battled daemoneye, eva42, and ryushe [502/1855] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/15 17:25:53] eva42 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:27 from level 57.
[05/01/15 02:25:39] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:24 towards level 57.
[05/01/15 03:55:41] nikoJ, soltys, and eva42 [575/1837] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Crazycatlady, and Ladon [149/1460] and won! 0 days, 09:24:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/15 23:19:13] SirMonkeybox [602/731] has challenged eva42 [327/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:50:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/02/15 06:35:11] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:20 towards level 57.
[05/02/15 11:37:34] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:57 towards level 57.
[05/02/15 15:36:04] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:53 towards level 57.
[05/03/15 05:30:13] eva42 [262/734] has challenged TimWolla [7/257] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:27:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/14/15 14:20:04] Mirc0p [81/234] has challenged eva42 [507/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/15/15 00:18:12] Asara [135/478] has challenged eva42 [76/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:51:14 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/15/15 07:22:33] grooverider, r00f, and abra0 [1178/1943] have team battled eva42, Foofin, and Simie [742/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:14:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/15 01:15:32] Mirc0p [216/263] has challenged eva42 [691/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/16/15 19:46:51] Kyree, allo, and eva42 [805/1767] have team battled identd, argus, and a1291762 [2250/2365] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 08:00:15] eva42 [43/737] has challenged kensington [85/449] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/17/15 11:14:15] ruan, mthw, and Hydrogenum [87/2299] have team battled eva42, sbp, and Rossimo [322/1665] and lost! 2 days, 12:27:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 14:00:35] Zanoab [207/531] has challenged eva42 [691/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Zanoab's clock.
[05/18/15 14:19:02] Gatewayy [295/472] has challenged eva42 [712/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:20 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[05/19/15 09:15:36] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:40 towards level 58.
[05/26/15 02:10:47] eva42 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:23 towards level 58.
[05/26/15 10:24:35] XJR-9 [675/680] has challenged eva42 [628/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:48:07 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[05/26/15 18:55:38] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:08:08 towards level 58.
[05/27/15 20:16:20] eva42 [23/737] has come upon jenksy [93/590] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:39:20 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/27/15 23:03:17] eva42 [597/737] has come upon CFSworks [60/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:05:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/28/15 20:59:39] theemstra [162/369] has come upon eva42 [368/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/30/15 19:30:47] Virtual, NolanRaSinjaria, and Ladon [807/2182] have team battled Mirc0p, sbp, and eva42 [1399/1698] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/15 21:47:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 13 days, 20:22:07 toward level 58.
[06/01/15 22:44:48] eva42, ryushe, and gipyelrah [2027/2650] have team battled bendem, iViLe, and pipework [712/1791] and won! 0 days, 14:43:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/15 01:06:27] BronyDee [71/72] has challenged eva42 [421/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[06/04/15 22:49:18] eva42 [122/786] has challenged jenksy [354/590] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/05/15 03:57:29] abra0 [199/516] has challenged eva42 [114/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from abra0's clock.
[06/05/15 12:26:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 10:06:24 from level 59.
[06/05/15 18:11:08] ganja, brendan, and argus [1129/1950] have team battled Tenorman, nfsnobody, and eva42 [1420/2375] and lost! 1 day, 10:24:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/15 00:30:34] eva42 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:04:53 towards level 59.
[06/08/15 07:54:55] eva42 [748/786] has challenged Sixbierehomme [742/778] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:22:24 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/08/15 15:43:49] eva42 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:35:48 from level 59.
[06/08/15 19:27:23] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:19:20 towards level 59.
[06/09/15 08:03:23] eva42 [184/786] has come upon Alric` [277/376] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:48:15 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/09/15 14:05:55] eva42 [327/786] has come upon bendem [203/435] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:26:06 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/09/15 16:03:08] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:19:44 towards level 59.
[06/10/15 22:48:31] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:20 towards level 59.
[06/12/15 04:47:06] mthw, davidfg4, and yasdorian [1122/2586] have team battled eva42, jeaye, and Alric` [1128/1793] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/15 13:08:49] iLP [188/400] has challenged eva42 [632/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to iLP's clock.
[06/13/15 07:37:44] eva42 [2/786] has come upon strugart [562/714] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:14:32 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/13/15 16:38:27] XVar [239/338] has challenged eva42 [653/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:57 is added to XVar's clock.
[06/13/15 19:39:26] Opie [548/750] has challenged eva42 [613/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:12 is added to Opie's clock.
[06/15/15 18:33:30] elf [698/861] has come upon eva42 [39/786] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:58:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/15/15 20:54:06] rharwood, DanYELL, and XJR-9 [310/1657] have team battled irix, a1291762, and eva42 [1718/2344] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/15 21:55:19] eva42 [563/786] has come upon ChasedSpade [159/593] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:50:15 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/16/15 02:07:52] Doctor, TimWolla, and Tesla [1076/1842] have team battled cbob, Boohbah, and eva42 [1631/1649] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/15 10:55:05] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:30 towards level 59.
[06/16/15 11:00:34] eva42 [411/786] has challenged brendan [267/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:28:50 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/17/15 10:10:38] eva42 [771/786] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [216/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:43:21 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/17/15 11:08:47] a1291762 [613/710] has challenged eva42 [40/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:38:00 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[06/17/15 21:44:17] eva42 [113/786] has come upon rharwood [24/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:44:14 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/18/15 03:19:32] eva42 [421/786] has come upon MontyZuma [368/931] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:20:40 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/19/15 11:35:26] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:35 towards level 59.
[06/24/15 16:16:16] Rarity, RistoUuranmaki, and Killerkid [1435/1796] have team battled eva42, MJ94, and Tesla [159/1608] and won! 0 days, 02:32:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 16:38:34] eva42 [152/786] has come upon reim [416/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:47:24 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/24/15 18:04:35] eva42 [2/786] has come upon Hydrogenum [687/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:34:40 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/26/15 06:33:56] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:25 towards level 59.
[06/27/15 06:47:33] eva42 [51/786] has come upon Plasmastar [243/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:26 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/27/15 11:44:35] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:17 towards level 59.
[06/28/15 07:51:02] eva42 [257/786] has come upon Cypher [223/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/28/15 19:57:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 04:35:33 toward level 59.
[06/28/15 21:47:51] eva42 [387/786] has come upon ruan [146/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/29/15 03:13:11] eva42 [281/786] has challenged Crazycatlady [135/408] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/30/15 23:05:39] eva42 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! eva42's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/15 19:46:35] TimWolla [113/613] has challenged eva42 [625/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:58 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[07/03/15 12:30:47] soltys [360/468] has come upon eva42 [292/789] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:36:27 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/05/15 01:04:47] NezumiRyu [271/468] has challenged eva42 [292/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:15 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[07/05/15 03:09:46] eva42 [75/789] has come upon Totengeist [806/809] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:59:09 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/06/15 10:16:13] eva42 [269/789] has challenged pants [17/454] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:08:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/06/15 12:35:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 5 days, 00:54:32 toward level 60.
[07/07/15 06:10:31] reim, grooverider, eva42, and pekster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/15 20:07:47] eva42 [364/789] has come upon TimWolla [548/613] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:05:31 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/08/15 04:08:47] eva42, spaceCore, and a1291762 [1605/1952] have team battled Heisenberg, darkmage, and PriceChild [1294/1561] and won! 3 days, 15:20:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 12:50:24] Heisenberg [197/463] has come upon eva42 [454/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/09/15 20:30:01] Mateusz, Frogging101, and eva42 [970/2112] have team battled allo, astropoint, and noother [147/2245] and won! 0 days, 01:25:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/15 09:20:21] RBecker [328/412] has challenged eva42 [319/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:13 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/11/15 10:31:47] wallmani [129/191] has challenged eva42 [386/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to wallmani's clock.
[07/12/15 21:56:51] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:14 towards level 60.
[07/13/15 19:18:12] wallmani [204/216] has challenged eva42 [93/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from wallmani's clock.
[07/17/15 01:11:51] eva42 [539/789] has come upon likcoras [210/620] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:25:52 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/18/15 00:18:33] eva42 [442/789] has challenged kensington [77/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:25:51 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/21/15 02:06:27] eva42 [478/789] has come upon lipek [384/1119] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:26:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/21/15 06:19:33] Scrawl [2/11] has challenged eva42 [35/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Scrawl's clock.
[07/21/15 08:13:39] eva42 [399/789] has come upon Boohbah [366/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:08:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/22/15 00:54:05] Plasmastar [124/361] has challenged eva42 [285/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:41:32 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[07/22/15 20:01:06] eva42 [663/800] has challenged discopig [36/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:30 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/22/15 20:01:06] eva42 has dealt discopig a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:59:50 is added to discopig's clock.
[07/23/15 00:01:58] eva42 [198/800] has challenged LordH [482/823] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/23/15 05:53:46] Plasmastar, nikoJ, and kenyon [1417/2010] have team battled eva42, suterismus, and Cypher [2823/2862] and lost! 4 days, 21:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 12:31:20] eva42 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:49:03 from level 61.
[07/24/15 17:25:05] merryfett [297/550] has come upon eva42 [639/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:50:28 is added to merryfett's clock.
[07/25/15 02:26:06] abra0 [209/496] has challenged eva42 [717/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to abra0's clock.
[07/25/15 11:19:02] eva42 sharpened the edge of his weapon! eva42's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/15 08:40:55] pants, Majak, and eva42 [546/1702] have team battled hannesenator, merx, and FrodoTheHobbit [624/1863] and lost! 0 days, 21:50:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/15 14:34:30] ryushe [239/940] has challenged eva42 [441/831] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:47:03 is added to ryushe's clock.
[07/26/15 17:43:40] eva42 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:05:17 from level 61.
[07/26/15 18:04:40] dindinx, MontyZuma, and LordH [1497/2264] have team battled Flynn, Birdbones, and eva42 [1036/2664] and won! 0 days, 17:37:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/15 23:43:41] eva42 [694/831] has come upon Andries [359/504] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:06:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/27/15 05:40:04] grant050 [262/409] has challenged eva42 [82/831] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:33 is removed from grant050's clock.
[07/27/15 09:41:30] Sixbierehomme [319/759] has challenged eva42 [681/831] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:56:34 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/27/15 19:35:56] eva42 [749/831] has come upon Pici [656/671] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:02:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/28/15 15:52:37] eva42 [437/831] has challenged gravis [352/579] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:30:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/28/15 23:46:06] God [171/261] has challenged eva42 [606/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to God's clock.
[07/29/15 05:18:10] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:33 towards level 61.
[07/29/15 05:43:40] Fluttershy, Sixbierehomme, and Nayru [542/2093] have team battled Boohbah, blizgerg, and eva42 [1280/2201] and lost! 2 days, 14:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/15 06:02:41] ChasedSpade, eva42, and Killerkid [313/1983] have team battled hazelnut, gipyelrah, and Agusanz [1338/1684] and lost! 0 days, 09:48:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 00:51:52] eva42 [817/831] has challenged clearcasting [115/697] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:31:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/06/15 11:20:13] eva42 [253/831] has come upon Brom [371/659] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:25:45 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/06/15 12:15:35] Gaius, eva42, and AngryParsley [1291/2126] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Brom, and h00k [972/2500] and won! 0 days, 12:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/15 13:06:03] Peaches [120/346] has challenged eva42 [669/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Peaches's clock.
[08/06/15 16:18:20] eva42 [791/831] has come upon Frogging101 [415/563] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:16:30 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/06/15 18:12:18] Majak [116/410] has challenged eva42 [626/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:12:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/08/15 06:34:07] Nayru [361/465] has come upon eva42 [764/831] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:27:56 is added to Nayru's clock.
[08/08/15 16:40:05] eva42 [649/831] has challenged ajhgfa [215/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:16:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/08/15 20:41:19] eva42 [594/831] has challenged SlowRiot [403/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:11:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/08/15 22:41:56] eva42 [307/831] has challenged Fluttershy [351/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:33:15 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/09/15 02:43:08] Brom [33/659] has challenged eva42 [382/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:47 is added to Brom's clock.
[08/10/15 09:56:21] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:53 towards level 61.
[08/10/15 17:55:34] eva42 [93/831] has challenged merx [442/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:13:24 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/11/15 03:17:37] eva42, EkimmI, and mthw [751/2060] have team battled SirMonkeybox, clearcasting, and JustAPerson [457/1910] and won! 1 day, 21:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/15 12:58:36] PersonalJ, eva42, and pfoley [1725/2204] have team battled neurospex, pixelate, and dwfreed [1836/1977] and lost! 2 days, 05:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/15 03:21:25] AKBlindy [569/640] has come upon eva42 [749/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:51:49 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[08/14/15 19:17:58] eva42 [40/831] has come upon redlegion [154/427] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:12 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/14/15 19:55:10] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:48 towards level 61.
[08/14/15 22:22:55] yano [451/654] has come upon eva42 [642/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:03 is added to yano's clock.
[08/15/15 07:31:43] Sixbierehomme [49/766] has challenged eva42 [535/831] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:58:04 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/15/15 08:32:04] Soappy [95/1087] has challenged eva42 [302/831] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:22:15 is added to Soappy's clock.
[08/15/15 23:37:07] eva42 [462/831] has challenged Furry [228/514] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:23:50 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/16/15 10:39:13] Gaius [64/683] has challenged eva42 [439/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:16 is added to Gaius's clock.
[08/16/15 11:39:32] damyan [281/756] has challenged eva42 [222/831] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:08:25 is removed from damyan's clock.
[08/16/15 18:41:43] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:31 towards level 61.
[08/17/15 03:16:42] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:59 towards level 61.
[08/17/15 22:46:57] eva42 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:35 from level 61.
[08/18/15 03:52:13] hannesenator [100/462] has challenged eva42 [704/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:17 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[08/19/15 07:15:50] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:22 towards level 61.
[08/19/15 08:38:36] eva42 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:41 towards level 61.
[08/20/15 19:12:22] Virtual [784/1117] has challenged eva42 [683/831] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:03:58 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/21/15 01:14:16] Krenz [776/923] has challenged eva42 [479/831] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:46:07 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[08/22/15 20:02:29] MJ94 [481/579] has challenged eva42 [471/831] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[08/23/15 15:01:23] eva42 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! eva42's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/15 22:11:29] Adar [61/455] has come upon eva42 [182/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:15 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/24/15 18:42:50] pfoley [167/899] has challenged eva42 [179/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:12:04 is added to pfoley's clock.
[08/25/15 06:52:55] eva42 [59/834] has challenged Killerkid [204/536] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/25/15 15:16:43] eva42 [782/834] has come upon hannesenator [354/462] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:48:07 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/25/15 20:18:35] rharwood [238/678] has challenged eva42 [539/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to rharwood's clock.
[08/26/15 01:03:13] Furry [186/526] has come upon eva42 [660/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:41:51 is added to Furry's clock.
[08/26/15 21:26:50] eva42, LordH, and zankore [469/1954] have team battled Killerkid, pfoley, and Jareeta [413/2405] and won! 0 days, 03:15:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 13:01:51] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:25:56 towards level 62.
[08/27/15 16:11:24] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:45:20 towards level 62.
[08/27/15 23:36:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 5 days, 10:13:50 toward level 62.
[08/30/15 23:36:26] eva42 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:26 towards level 62.
[08/31/15 22:48:43] Senka [13/105] has challenged eva42 [742/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Senka's clock.
[09/01/15 05:37:01] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:03:45 towards level 62.
[09/03/15 01:03:53] eva42 [587/839] has challenged Krenz [900/931] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:23:12 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/03/15 14:03:48] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:17 towards level 62.
[09/05/15 04:38:00] eva42 [162/839] has come upon ruan [292/460] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:32:45 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/05/15 15:28:10] suterismus [633/1191] has challenged eva42 [690/839] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:23:45 is added to suterismus's clock.
[10/14/15 00:32:03] Cypher, eva42, and mwhahaha [152/2296] have team battled bl4ckscor3, SynthesizerPatel, and kensington [7/1696] and won! 1 day, 12:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 02:28:55] Totengeist, BURUT, and Tenorman [105/2077] have team battled eva42, Haquer, and Brom [1768/2036] and lost! 0 days, 14:58:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/15 05:14:12] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:31 towards level 62.
[10/14/15 09:06:05] eva42 [50/839] has challenged r00f [140/696] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:34:40 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/14/15 17:10:39] ssquirrel [63/322] has challenged eva42 [171/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to ssquirrel's clock.
[10/14/15 22:34:15] simple, pixelate, and MetaNova [507/1678] have team battled kensington, daemoneye, and eva42 [745/1961] and lost! 0 days, 23:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 13:30:54] eva42 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:12 from level 62.
[10/16/15 07:16:14] iLP, identd, and Milquetoast [1211/1783] have team battled Bkid, eva42, and Phoon [429/1423] and won! 0 days, 08:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/15 15:26:07] eva42 [359/839] has challenged yano [487/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:43:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/16/15 16:45:05] eva42, greycat, and Pici [1323/2344] have team battled lutoma, Satoshi, and charitwo [1155/1884] and won! 5 days, 02:18:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 08:33:32] eva42, Agent86, and icxcnika [305/1659] have team battled Fluttershy, Pici, and Birdbones [2121/2497] and lost! 0 days, 21:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/15 20:40:40] eva42 [297/839] has come upon Lowbow [229/386] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:06:07 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/20/15 00:58:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 22:45:08 from level 62.
[10/20/15 06:45:27] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:13 towards level 62.
[10/20/15 07:57:45] joek [185/388] has challenged eva42 [321/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to joek's clock.
[10/20/15 09:49:46] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:54 towards level 62.
[10/21/15 08:00:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 2 days, 21:58:42 toward level 62.
[10/21/15 14:12:51] Danthemandoo [519/570] has challenged eva42 [542/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:28 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[10/22/15 08:27:08] Phoon [47/296] has challenged eva42 [483/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Phoon's clock.
[10/22/15 10:32:37] Andries, Brom, and Globalirc [1182/1382] have team battled pants, eva42, and Akiyuki [1476/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/15 03:28:36] eva42 [262/839] has come upon mwhahaha [288/516] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:59:01 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/24/15 20:12:44] eva42 [790/839] has come upon dwfreed [193/446] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:29:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/25/15 17:27:54] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:15 towards level 62.
[10/26/15 01:45:55] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:49 towards level 62.
[10/26/15 16:23:39] vox [417/746] has challenged eva42 [512/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to vox's clock.
[10/27/15 10:06:22] soltys [361/590] has challenged eva42 [703/839] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:14:31 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/27/15 16:08:03] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:35 towards level 62.
[10/27/15 18:29:57] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:22 towards level 62.
[10/28/15 23:14:03] eva42 [668/839] has come upon Satoshi [537/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:18:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/29/15 00:14:31] TauPan, suterismus, and Fluttershy [616/2340] have team battled jdb, eva42, and Diitto [1726/1815] and lost! 2 days, 13:12:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/15 12:35:59] grant050, Xyrael, and D-NICE [113/1102] have team battled XJR-9, eva42, and Oooooog [1148/1967] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/15 21:18:13] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:47 towards level 62.
[11/01/15 06:50:38] Tenorman, PinkiePie, and Plasmastar [975/1687] have team battled brendan, eva42, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [134/2747] and won! 0 days, 13:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 13:12:31] eva42 [660/839] has come upon Regnor [389/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:15:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/01/15 19:14:14] jdb [327/342] has challenged eva42 [425/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to jdb's clock.
[11/02/15 14:13:36] eva42 [230/839] has come upon pixelate [178/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:21 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/02/15 15:07:10] eva42 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:22 towards level 62.
[11/02/15 19:41:36] eva42 [696/839] has challenged AWildColin [214/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:25 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/03/15 16:14:52] eva42 [33/839] has challenged kenyon [42/1257] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/03/15 20:32:00] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:22:22 towards level 63.
[11/04/15 09:38:22] allo, lipek, and pfoley [910/2330] have team battled eva42, Str1ngS, and Kussie [1211/1739] and lost! 1 day, 18:29:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/15 15:05:43] RickSanchez [163/201] has challenged eva42 [217/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to RickSanchez's clock.
[11/05/15 00:08:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 21 days, 00:05:36 toward level 63.
[11/05/15 09:53:02] Charris [141/402] has come upon eva42 [209/839] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:01:21 is added to Charris's clock.
[11/05/15 10:02:23] eva42 [451/839] has challenged Globalirc [253/322] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:23:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/05/15 11:46:24] Lenny, eva42, and Crazycatlady [1532/2310] have team battled agrajag, Adar, and ruan [901/1613] and won! 0 days, 12:43:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 20:51:47] eva42 [232/839] has come upon Totengeist [124/836] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:39:33 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/07/15 11:16:12] Stender [154/223] has challenged eva42 [683/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Stender's clock.
[11/08/15 08:26:03] eva42 [454/839] has challenged pfoley [551/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:08:42 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/08/15 23:27:46] Kable [393/406] has challenged eva42 [104/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Kable's clock.
[11/09/15 09:36:46] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:33 towards level 63.
[11/10/15 07:07:30] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:45 towards level 63.
[11/11/15 09:02:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 8 days, 09:09:22 toward level 63.
[11/12/15 14:01:07] eva42 [311/839] has challenged theemstra [390/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:32 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/12/15 19:02:53] eva42 [584/839] has challenged kenyon [640/1469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:24:27 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/13/15 14:54:27] eva42 [331/839] has come upon MadMan [69/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:27:50 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/14/15 07:16:29] eva42 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:22 from level 63.
[11/14/15 20:11:51] eva42 [200/839] has come upon Birdbones [543/980] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:41 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/14/15 20:39:19] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:08 towards level 63.
[11/15/15 16:19:34] eva42 [226/839] has challenged bendem [193/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:05:31 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/17/15 03:19:05] Heisenberg, Agent86, and master_j [1517/1927] have team battled holloway, SmOkE_RU, and eva42 [824/1703] and won! 0 days, 17:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 09:33:44] eva42 [586/839] has challenged CornFly [15/996] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:32:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/17/15 20:24:41] eva42 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:37 from level 63.
[11/18/15 12:17:22] kork, eva42, and SpaceKookie [648/1490] have team battled Heisenberg, freeboson, and SynthesizerPatel [333/2124] and won! 0 days, 04:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 17:44:37] Andries [95/528] has challenged eva42 [556/839] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:09:09 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/18/15 20:36:48] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:06 towards level 63.
[11/19/15 15:14:18] eva42 [148/845] has challenged MontyZuma [487/891] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/19/15 16:17:54] Jareeta, Hydrogenum, eva42, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/15 07:17:39] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:16:16 towards level 64.
[11/21/15 10:03:17] RBecker [282/694] has come upon eva42 [113/845] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:52:47 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[11/23/15 23:55:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 9 days, 14:04:17 toward level 64.
[11/24/15 11:30:53] eva42 [607/845] has come upon nitzer [128/703] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:52:51 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/25/15 12:40:01] eva42 [384/845] has challenged dindinx [464/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:32:29 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/28/15 20:14:01] Totengeist [274/836] has challenged eva42 [634/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:45 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[12/01/15 01:36:33] eva42 [437/845] has challenged daemoneye [144/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:49:49 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/01/15 08:41:08] eva42 [765/845] has come upon unicron [578/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:02:19 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/01/15 16:42:24] Simie [649/763] has challenged eva42 [654/845] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:46:30 is added to Simie's clock.
[12/02/15 11:40:49] Globalirc [110/349] has come upon eva42 [489/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:20 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/03/15 02:46:45] eva42 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:09 towards level 64.
[12/03/15 16:35:16] yano, eva42, and kier [1118/1778] have team battled AngryParsley, Zero, and strugart [1658/2211] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 21:15:58] Crazycatlady, irix, and Darky [31/2211] have team battled BronyDee, eva42, and arlen [1617/1970] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 02:51:11] DesertStorm [162/169] has challenged eva42 [795/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to DesertStorm's clock.
[12/06/15 04:42:18] eva42 [600/845] has come upon Douhet [61/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:52:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/08/15 17:47:29] eva42, Zero, and bendem [1678/1796] have team battled Jaximo, Agent86, and Ironhoof [1095/1274] and won! 0 days, 20:14:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 22:35:11] PiotrekD, Totengeist, and darkmage [1779/2335] have team battled Ttech, eva42, and fattrat [2256/2980] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 01:50:52] tmberg [150/844] has challenged eva42 [95/845] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:22:11 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/09/15 10:06:31] sjefen6, Virtual, and blind [588/2024] have team battled eva42, redlegion, and arlen [1517/2223] and lost! 3 days, 00:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/15 03:27:16] daemoneye [81/687] has come upon eva42 [549/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:33:59 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[12/13/15 15:05:48] eva42 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:52 from level 64.
[12/15/15 01:13:23] Nic [118/209] has challenged eva42 [846/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Nic's clock.
[12/15/15 05:10:18] Agent86, Brainiac, a1291762, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/15 09:48:37] PBabebu [186/225] has challenged eva42 [475/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[12/16/15 11:31:11] realtime [104/274] has challenged eva42 [780/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to realtime's clock.
[12/16/15 11:33:21] Jaximo [258/380] has challenged eva42 [703/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Jaximo's clock.
[12/16/15 20:23:26] SirMonkeybox [738/767] has challenged eva42 [777/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/17/15 00:05:54] eva42 [608/848] has challenged Avon [282/1110] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/17/15 16:04:47] Nic [7/272] has challenged eva42 [295/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Nic's clock.
[12/18/15 06:45:22] eva42 [13/848] has challenged Regnor [800/818] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/18/15 23:01:10] eva42 [382/848] has come upon reveal [275/330] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:52:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/20/15 17:19:37] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:05:17 towards level 65.
[12/21/15 20:42:16] eva42 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:07:13 from level 65.
[12/22/15 01:16:22] Darelyn [4/10] has challenged eva42 [102/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Darelyn's clock.
[12/22/15 06:24:45] 0rion [125/295] has come upon eva42 [122/848] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:08 is removed from 0rion's clock.
[12/23/15 16:02:11] eva42 [261/848] has come upon anal0g [348/531] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:52:15 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/23/15 22:10:37] eva42, Gerdesas, and Nic [1336/1803] have team battled allo, fraq, and RBecker [1653/1795] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 00:38:03] eva42, lutoma, and TauPan [190/1865] have team battled woonack, shandor, and PriceChild [401/1769] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 12:38:01] damyan, arlen, and aarontc [1675/2101] have team battled Furry, eva42, and KeboDK [1567/1652] and won! 0 days, 05:49:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/15 17:06:06] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:35:29 towards level 65.
[12/25/15 06:53:14] Kitlith [535/663] has challenged eva42 [203/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from Kitlith's clock.
[12/25/15 21:41:45] eva42 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:08:07 from level 65.
[12/27/15 21:56:21] belugawhale, soltys, and PinkiePie [910/1581] have team battled Frogging101, Killerkid, and eva42 [324/1950] and won! 0 days, 00:52:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/15 09:20:36] eva42 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:16:06 towards level 65.
[12/30/15 21:34:03] eva42 [610/848] has come upon Bl4ckD34tH [513/515] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:56:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/31/15 09:04:23] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:57:48 towards level 65.
[12/31/15 13:07:58] ElectRo, Cameron_D, blizgerg, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/16 05:18:03] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:00:34 towards level 65.
[01/02/16 05:56:10] eva42 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:22 towards level 65.
[01/02/16 23:46:28] sasaniak, eva42, and lux [994/1947] have team battled Hydrogenum, Pici, and damyan [149/1991] and won! 0 days, 16:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 08:29:39] ElectRo, ruan, and MJ94 [2058/2512] have team battled RBecker, eva42, and m0shbear [839/2249] and won! 1 day, 21:36:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 01:58:32] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:34 towards level 65.
[01/07/16 01:25:53] eva42 [651/848] has challenged Fluttershy [491/851] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:57:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/08/16 00:34:45] kapitanluffy [409/580] has challenged eva42 [140/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:40:09 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[01/08/16 03:02:10] Senka, eva42, and Ttech [1451/2797] have team battled honkybonky, MetaNova, and AngryParsley [1848/2180] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/16 16:57:14] eva42 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:03:07 from level 65.
[01/09/16 03:00:46] TauPan, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Alric` [1977/2000] have team battled holloway, eva42, and BURUT [1100/1770] and won! 2 days, 13:50:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/16 14:53:05] eva42, Chuck, and GreatRuby [1735/1815] have team battled zokko, RistoUuranmaki, and Cameron_D [432/1991] and won! 0 days, 00:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/16 22:26:42] eva42 [72/848] has come upon TauPan [215/314] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:57:58 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/11/16 08:05:12] XenGi [781/913] has challenged eva42 [411/848] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:45:50 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[01/11/16 08:59:42] eva42 [468/848] has come upon SchrodingersScat [367/425] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:11:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/14/16 05:47:58] eva42 [593/848] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [304/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:21:48 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/15/16 04:33:28] Onceuponaban, Antutuuuuu, and Adar [1111/1215] have team battled Globalirc, simple, and eva42 [1666/2037] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/16 02:48:42] eva42 [765/848] has challenged dindinx [58/638] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/16/16 05:06:13] SlowRiot, ElectRo, and ville [112/2389] have team battled eva42, Unikitty, and Adar [2054/2329] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/16 19:25:42] eva42 [741/848] has come upon mixxit [179/244] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:46 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/20/16 03:24:40] Killerkid [283/639] has challenged eva42 [302/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:22:08 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/21/16 20:54:05] eva42 [574/848] has come upon freeboson [14/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:33:16 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/22/16 19:49:04] eva42 [582/848] has challenged MadMan [0/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:53:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/23/16 10:09:38] godog, blind, and eva42 [2026/2423] have team battled Douhet, Agent86, and Oooooog [1155/1877] and won! 0 days, 14:23:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 09:11:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 19:21:03 toward level 65.
[01/25/16 00:23:49] eva42 [823/856] has challenged godog [141/704] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/25/16 03:05:36] eva42 [730/856] has come upon Pici [699/715] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:14:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/25/16 17:23:12] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:44 towards level 66.
[01/25/16 17:59:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 12 days, 03:13:53 toward level 66.
[01/27/16 17:41:41] eva42 [613/856] has come upon redlegion [5/634] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:17:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/29/16 17:00:44] eva42 [109/856] has come upon ConSi [168/277] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:40:07 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/30/16 07:18:00] eva42 [438/856] has come upon Crazycatlady [378/418] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:52:59 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/30/16 10:58:31] eva42 [518/856] has challenged fattrat [186/784] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:08:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/30/16 15:59:44] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:05 towards level 66.
[01/30/16 18:54:14] pants, Brom, and pixelate [417/1744] have team battled Str1ngS, Hundikutsikas, and eva42 [1193/1653] and lost! 6 days, 04:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/16 04:46:01] Regnor, PinkiePie, and Tharbakery [1464/1905] have team battled Mateusz, eva42, and kenyon [2853/3054] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/16 10:27:41] eva42 [407/856] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [643/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:15:05 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/31/16 17:00:52] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:01 towards level 66.
[02/01/16 11:32:12] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:04 towards level 66.
[02/01/16 12:49:11] eva42 [279/856] has come upon sparrowhawk [270/397] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:26 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/02/16 17:28:43] Andries [197/492] has challenged eva42 [291/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:18 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/03/16 02:31:08] eva42 [481/856] has come upon tmberg [452/867] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:04:33 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/03/16 18:32:09] eva42 [26/856] has come upon Nyarlathotep [306/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:03:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[02/04/16 10:53:41] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:49 towards level 66.
[02/04/16 18:12:06] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:06 towards level 66.
[02/07/16 01:07:50] eva42 [129/856] has challenged blind [715/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:47 is added to eva42's clock.
[02/07/16 12:22:05] WallIdl [4/11] has challenged eva42 [585/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/08/16 11:04:05] eva42 [60/856] has come upon prattmic [419/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:20:24 is added to eva42's clock.
[02/09/16 14:02:08] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:10 towards level 66.
[02/09/16 15:10:24] eva42 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:37 from level 66.
[02/10/16 01:26:56] tspange [245/485] has challenged eva42 [637/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/10/16 02:37:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 21:59:38 toward level 66.
[02/10/16 17:46:05] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:38 towards level 66.
[02/11/16 18:49:24] SirMonkeybox, r00f, and Schrodinger [1428/2006] have team battled eva42, Chuck, and Sohnae [1427/1774] and won! 1 day, 11:15:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 00:37:34] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:29 towards level 66.
[02/13/16 23:41:43] Gmane, eva42, and Sixbierehomme [578/1983] have team battled lipek, hannesenator, and Milquetoast [689/2909] and lost! 0 days, 04:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/16 09:19:40] eva42 [85/856] has come upon jimmydorry [8/282] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/14/16 21:33:26] bendem [406/646] has challenged eva42 [596/856] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to bendem's clock.
[02/15/16 02:38:29] Killerkid [591/639] has challenged eva42 [247/856] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:03 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/15/16 22:33:46] eva42 [874/1113] has challenged idisjunction [800/907] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/15/16 23:51:13] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:24:18 towards level 67.
[02/16/16 03:32:31] eva42 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:32:09 from level 67.
[02/17/16 12:21:45] Tenorman [22/777] has come upon eva42 [851/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:30:19 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[02/19/16 06:52:52] eva42 [742/1113] has come upon Flarins [371/374] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:30:04 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/19/16 16:30:53] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:46 towards level 67.
[02/19/16 17:56:05] eva42 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:28:27 from level 67.
[02/21/16 12:35:31] Schrodinger [411/462] has challenged eva42 [607/1113] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:02 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[02/21/16 15:25:38] Smockage, eva42, and fraq [2282/2395] have team battled JeDaYoshi, Furry, and abra0 [1336/1515] and won! 0 days, 03:39:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/16 17:17:51] kenyon, robox, and eva42 [47/2784] have team battled tspange, kier, and zokko [750/1776] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/16 00:12:58] eva42 [120/1113] has come upon Smockage [5/349] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:50:24 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/22/16 12:46:45] eva42 [922/1113] has challenged Douhet [267/595] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:17:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/22/16 17:44:56] pants, elf, eva42, and pipework have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/16 18:07:55] eva42 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:47:09 from level 67.
[02/24/16 17:52:48] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:26:15 towards level 67.
[02/25/16 19:15:10] eva42 burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! eva42's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/16 11:23:44] eva42 [479/1106] has come upon SlowRiot [680/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:19 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/02/16 23:45:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 13:28:32 from level 67.
[03/03/16 13:26:50] eva42 [943/1106] has challenged magnetik [473/475] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:00:11 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/03/16 17:42:30] eva42 [656/1106] has come upon blizgerg [384/798] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:44:30 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/05/16 12:12:33] Doctor [823/1089] has come upon eva42 [957/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:07 is added to Doctor's clock.
[03/06/16 12:50:16] Andries [392/492] has challenged eva42 [871/1106] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:30:09 is added to Andries's clock.
[03/07/16 08:48:36] eva42 [883/1106] has come upon holloway [308/431] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:27:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/07/16 18:59:01] Shayanjm, idisjunction, and bootdisk [1526/1751] have team battled eva42, himuraken, and Tzic [139/1896] and won! 0 days, 01:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 05:22:55] eva42 [591/1106] has come upon FakeWizard [255/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:25:24 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/11/16 13:40:51] bootdisk [179/312] has challenged eva42 [738/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/12/16 19:20:11] eva42 [120/1106] has come upon uhmmm [65/71] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:29:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/15/16 16:08:21] Babar, eva42, and a1291762 [1509/3065] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, zokko, and SynthesizerPatel [1818/2290] and lost! 1 day, 02:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 17:11:48] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:07 towards level 67.
[03/16/16 17:15:47] eva42 [552/1106] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [411/526] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:42:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/17/16 09:31:14] AngryParsley, tspange, and elf [1799/2501] have team battled eva42, BURUT, and Jareeta [1190/2746] and won! 1 day, 18:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/16 10:58:30] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:20 towards level 67.
[03/19/16 04:21:35] eva42 [756/1106] has come upon yur [122/174] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:55:51 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/19/16 06:54:37] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:46:11 towards level 67.
[03/20/16 01:44:15] eva42 [151/1106] has challenged woonack [511/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:10:41 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/20/16 11:52:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 11:04:05 from level 67.
[03/20/16 20:13:05] eva42 [87/1106] has come upon abra0 [56/572] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:55:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/21/16 06:56:47] eva42 [484/1106] has come upon MJ94 [303/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:58:59 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/21/16 17:51:53] GilbertErik [310/475] has come upon eva42 [715/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:54 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/21/16 20:13:49] eva42 [284/1106] has come upon pants [144/708] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:43:54 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/21/16 21:15:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 12:38:35 toward level 67.
[03/21/16 22:03:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 2 days, 04:40:25 toward level 67.
[03/22/16 11:53:25] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:55 towards level 67.
[03/22/16 13:27:20] eva42 [828/1106] has come upon pfoley [191/590] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:19 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/22/16 19:26:50] arlen, irix, and Sir_Lemming [71/2376] have team battled Virtual, Pascal, and eva42 [561/1994] and lost! 1 day, 06:46:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/16 12:19:52] eva42 [250/1106] has come upon Bvarne [242/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:26 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/26/16 04:34:43] HeavyPodda [213/910] has come upon eva42 [112/1106] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:45:06 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/26/16 21:27:39] echeese, Sirius, and Mateusz [153/1154] have team battled jdb, MollyMalone, and eva42 [277/2039] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/16 03:52:18] JensRex, damyan, eva42, and Crazypedia have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/16 04:19:53] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:17 towards level 67.
[03/28/16 15:57:12] daemoneye [257/695] has challenged eva42 [445/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:11 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[03/28/16 18:15:29] nitzer, zid, and AngryParsley [2127/2482] have team battled Heisenberg, Tratos, and eva42 [1321/2495] and won! 1 day, 20:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 02:55:01] eva42, PiotrekD, and FakeWizard [2159/2284] have team battled JeDaYoshi, vegadark, and dxrt [343/1779] and won! 0 days, 06:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 16:12:19] eva42 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:52 from level 67.
[03/30/16 22:37:17] Doctor, WallIdl, Firien, and eva42 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/16 03:58:06] eva42 [63/1106] has challenged JeDaYoshi [297/385] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:44:44 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/02/16 09:28:53] eva42 [940/1106] has come upon damyan [300/776] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:29:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/02/16 11:36:24] eva42 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:47:52 from level 68.
[04/02/16 19:08:05] CornFly, Ttech, and Milquetoast [3007/3232] have team battled AngryParsley, eva42, and gipyelrah [2186/3072] and won! 1 day, 06:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 07:02:22] Antifa [47/55] has challenged eva42 [100/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Antifa's clock.
[04/05/16 12:05:03] eva42 [1086/1106] has challenged iovoid [200/261] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:50:07 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/05/16 17:25:41] fuigus [18/72] has challenged eva42 [1003/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to fuigus's clock.
[04/05/16 17:38:58] Ttech [1136/1364] has come upon eva42 [501/1106] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:06:11 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/05/16 18:22:36] yur, MollyMalone, and eva42 [561/1945] have team battled bootdisk, IdleMaster, and holloway [272/1277] and won! 0 days, 05:38:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 05:20:42] daemoneye [597/732] has challenged eva42 [881/1106] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[04/06/16 13:15:46] eva42 [16/1106] has come upon keepermurf [416/852] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:01:00 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/06/16 18:00:02] noice [133/296] has challenged eva42 [451/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to noice's clock.
[04/07/16 04:19:33] Pithlit [37/459] has challenged eva42 [229/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:56 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[04/08/16 09:30:09] Kable [322/841] has challenged eva42 [120/1106] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:42:23 is removed from Kable's clock.
[04/08/16 11:33:39] eva42, fraq, Nofew, and thesleepingrozek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/16 15:23:23] eva42 [28/1106] has come upon Jagon [110/304] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:38:52 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/09/16 07:38:45] bl4ckscor3 [41/654] has challenged eva42 [501/1106] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/10/16 20:29:00] HeavyPodda [156/910] has come upon eva42 [621/1106] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:08:13 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/10/16 22:16:02] Diitto, ChasedSpade, and tiwake [1121/2837] have team battled Avon, eva42, and Gerdesas [2365/2827] and lost! 1 day, 05:02:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/16 22:22:40] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:39:44 towards level 68.
[04/11/16 22:40:11] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:03:34 towards level 68.
[04/20/16 04:09:33] Schrodinger [58/490] has come upon eva42 [577/1106] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:58:28 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[04/24/16 18:12:14] TauPan, eva42, and Agent86 [1339/2109] have team battled bheesham, Andries, and Sixbierehomme [442/1609] and won! 1 day, 23:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/16 19:19:12] eva42 [795/1106] has come upon Kiesteel [262/534] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:54:11 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/25/16 20:39:09] eva42, BronyDee, and zid [567/2287] have team battled Kable, jwon, and hannesenator [488/2067] and won! 1 day, 03:17:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 04:30:23] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:54 towards level 68.
[04/26/16 21:49:22] pixelate [261/547] has challenged eva42 [962/1106] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:01:24 is added to pixelate's clock.
[04/27/16 05:15:44] PiotrekD, Satoshi, and tspange [999/2121] have team battled nhandler, eva42, and JensRex [1484/1683] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/16 17:43:08] TheVoid [248/414] has challenged eva42 [267/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to TheVoid's clock.
[04/30/16 17:52:56] eva42 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:26 from level 68.
[05/01/16 05:06:11] eva42 [975/1106] has come upon PinkiePie [359/597] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:44:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/01/16 18:00:57] eva42 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:01 towards level 68.
[05/01/16 23:41:18] eva42, sloth, and ThePhoenix47 [754/1799] have team battled MJ94, Ttech, and Pici [2375/2775] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 05:55:44] nhandler, Majak, and rxcomm [1377/1510] have team battled eva42, bheesham, and tspange [1799/2238] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 14:09:18] Evrial [606/662] has come upon eva42 [316/1106] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:40:37 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[05/03/16 05:04:01] KyloRen [316/706] has come upon eva42 [691/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:51:08 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[05/03/16 10:51:43] eva42 [302/1106] has challenged ville [120/782] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:06:55 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/04/16 21:16:11] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:20 towards level 68.
[05/05/16 01:20:02] Samus [54/790] has challenged eva42 [494/1106] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Samus's clock.
[05/05/16 11:27:37] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:36 towards level 68.
[05/05/16 12:04:34] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:33 towards level 68.
[05/05/16 13:10:57] eva42 [1063/1106] has challenged Plasmastar [164/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:44:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/06/16 09:01:08] grooverider [712/894] has come upon eva42 [28/1106] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:20:07 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/06/16 16:56:51] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:20 towards level 68.
[05/08/16 02:24:13] RBecker, woonack, and Globalirc [1841/1895] have team battled eva42, yur, and arlen [1438/2599] and won! 0 days, 04:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 04:41:52] eva42 [701/1106] has come upon Kiesteel [170/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:30:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/10/16 02:08:57] eva42, Asara, and PinkiePie [2319/2529] have team battled jdb, Bkid, and ChasedSpade [1614/1941] and won! 0 days, 14:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/16 03:53:20] Shayy [8/180] has challenged eva42 [1036/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Shayy's clock.
[05/11/16 17:13:29] eva42 [702/1106] has come upon Lios [329/750] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:53:40 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/11/16 20:12:30] eva42 [107/1106] has challenged Pascal [65/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:33 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/12/16 12:18:57] eva42 [504/1106] has challenged Unikitty [654/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:37 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/12/16 14:32:48] eva42, Milquetoast, and Brom [351/2605] have team battled KyloRen, zokko, and vox [1712/2060] and lost! 0 days, 08:51:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 16:57:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 17:14:22 toward level 68.
[05/12/16 22:11:07] eva42 [189/1106] has come upon theZoMBiE [194/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/14/16 02:55:35] eva42 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:10 from level 68.
[05/14/16 04:29:51] eva42 [230/1106] has challenged bigjay [391/828] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/16/16 17:05:35] Gatewayy [828/897] has challenged eva42 [326/1106] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.

[05/17/16 11:59:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 20 days, 21:22:21 toward level 69.
[05/19/16 02:32:04] Nofew [412/969] has come upon eva42 [820/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[05/19/16 02:53:32] eva42 [546/1106] has come upon jdb [166/606] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:05:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/20/16 17:02:11] Bvarne [123/689] has challenged eva42 [478/1106] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[05/22/16 06:00:03] Plasmastar, Beavis, and ville [609/2130] have team battled Jagon, MontyZuma, and eva42 [1410/2566] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/16 06:15:48] bl4ckscor3 [349/529] has come upon eva42 [537/1106] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:28:08 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/22/16 08:22:59] DoomedExistence [480/593] has challenged eva42 [118/1106] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:41 is removed from DoomedExistence's clock.
[05/22/16 14:28:38] eva42 [827/1106] has come upon Unikitty [905/922] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:18:47 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/22/16 18:54:03] Virtual, eva42, and keeper_c [470/2779] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, Hemera, and Schrodinger [683/1047] and lost! 0 days, 06:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/16 21:41:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 20 days, 08:09:45 toward level 69.
[05/23/16 08:25:14] eva42 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! eva42's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/16 22:39:25] Evrial [356/662] has challenged eva42 [707/1109] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:50:13 is added to Evrial's clock.
[05/25/16 19:17:44] eva42 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:28:35 from level 69.

[05/26/16 03:59:16] Babar [551/937] has challenged eva42 [963/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:41 is added to Babar's clock.
[05/26/16 14:03:00] eva42 [996/1115] has challenged Sixbierehomme [124/718] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:47:43 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/26/16 15:49:22] eva42 [247/1115] has come upon DoomedExistence [535/593] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:38:26 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/26/16 18:17:57] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:45 towards level 69.
[05/26/16 18:28:45] eva42, PiMp0r, and kork [248/1960] have team battled Pici, vegadark, and RBecker [870/1866] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 08:30:58] holloway, bigjay, eva42, and nfsnobody have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/16 10:10:55] eva42 [1018/1115] has challenged JensRex [313/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:07:40 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/28/16 09:48:29] eva42 [354/1115] has come upon pants [699/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:48:27 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/13/16 11:47:00] eva42 [656/1115] has challenged r00f [835/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:02:30 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/13/16 19:09:49] Lowbow, ville, and Jareeta [1686/2508] have team battled eva42, magnetik, and kenyon [1723/2978] and lost! 2 days, 11:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/16 14:48:47] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:56 towards level 69.
[06/15/16 05:59:48] PwnageCat [22/278] has challenged eva42 [770/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to PwnageCat's clock.
[06/15/16 12:42:55] eva42 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:06 from level 69.
[06/20/16 03:27:11] kazuya [5/235] has challenged eva42 [967/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to kazuya's clock.
[06/21/16 04:16:24] eva42 [67/1115] has come upon BronyDee [270/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:31:18 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/21/16 14:05:31] Gamil [54/220] has challenged eva42 [310/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Gamil's clock.
[06/22/16 23:05:29] roy, Furry, eva42, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/16 23:34:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 0 days, 07:42:24 toward level 69.
[06/24/16 04:58:45] VoidFox [216/593] has come upon eva42 [601/1115] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:47:32 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[06/27/16 14:02:18] everbrew [389/522] has challenged eva42 [251/1115] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[07/02/16 05:54:46] eva42 [148/1115] has come upon Zye [241/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:51 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/02/16 06:37:40] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:51 towards level 69.
[07/02/16 17:21:18] theemstra [35/764] has come upon eva42 [182/1115] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:02:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/02/16 21:42:58] eva42 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! eva42's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/16 02:08:54] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:37 towards level 69.
[07/04/16 07:07:56] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:28 towards level 69.
[07/06/16 20:55:07] eva42 [739/1120] has come upon ElectRo [683/905] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/06/16 22:39:29] eva42 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:20 from level 69.
[07/06/16 23:20:00] eva42 [371/1120] has challenged magnetik [120/546] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/07/16 22:26:28] eva42 [556/1120] has come upon Cenhinen [430/630] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:41:54 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/08/16 12:09:59] eva42 [215/1120] has come upon astropoint [337/604] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:50:51 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/08/16 18:56:30] eva42 [358/1120] has come upon SlowRiot [291/996] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:57:07 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/08/16 19:38:29] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:11:11 towards level 70.
[07/09/16 17:43:44] eva42 [373/1120] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [69/647] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:59:16 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/09/16 21:39:34] fusion89k [181/216] has challenged eva42 [548/1120] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to fusion89k's clock.
[07/13/16 12:16:01] eva42 [1087/1120] has challenged Mjolnir [202/206] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/19/16 01:54:15] eva42 [885/1127] has come upon RBecker [318/823] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:37:44 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/19/16 09:38:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 14 days, 14:49:44 toward level 70.
[07/19/16 11:00:38] yur, Babar, and eva42 [2038/2581] have team battled woonack, LordH, and SirNeo [411/1795] and won! 1 day, 07:00:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 04:29:44] eva42 [309/1127] has come upon ville [313/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:55 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/21/16 07:53:44] SarahD [389/586] has challenged eva42 [757/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:24 is added to SarahD's clock.
[07/21/16 15:56:56] HeavyPodda [903/922] has challenged eva42 [426/1127] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:12:35 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/21/16 21:13:04] Mithkabob [20/311] has challenged eva42 [43/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[07/23/16 03:55:17] allo [271/458] has come upon eva42 [291/1127] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:49:43 is added to allo's clock.
[07/24/16 07:22:38] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:30 towards level 70.
[07/24/16 10:24:50] eva42 [771/1127] has challenged rxcomm [159/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/24/16 15:07:16] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:18 towards level 70.
[07/25/16 01:48:58] Majak, eva42, and Satoshi [1165/2304] have team battled stonehammer, cudaman73, and Ttech [2102/2286] and lost! 0 days, 12:45:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 05:18:16] Oooooog [245/505] has come upon eva42 [693/1127] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:25:12 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[07/25/16 12:36:38] eva42 [961/1127] has come upon zokko [350/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:26 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/25/16 20:26:29] cudaman73, zid, and eva42 [2097/2464] have team battled FakeWizard, Bvarne, and dclaw123 [347/1624] and won! 0 days, 09:44:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 04:40:07] GilbertErik, tiwake, and Realmy [1449/1611] have team battled shandor, eva42, and zid [1765/2686] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 11:25:25] eva42 [920/1127] has challenged SudoKing [281/683] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/27/16 16:54:48] eva42 [1053/1127] has challenged MrGlass [616/655] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:23:36 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/27/16 16:54:48] In the fierce battle, MrGlass dropped his level 163 amulet! eva42 picks it up, tossing his old level 37 amulet to MrGlass.
[07/28/16 10:42:29] kork, elf, and eva42 [1021/2481] have team battled grooverider, vegadark, and abra0 [901/1926] and won! 2 days, 15:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 21:05:16] eva42 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:46:31 from level 71.
[07/29/16 01:57:49] eva42 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:13:29 from level 71.
[07/29/16 15:47:02] magnetik, HeavyPodda, and jhack [187/1694] have team battled yur, eva42, and argus [2106/2299] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 11:01:32] eva42 [1048/1253] has come upon argus [45/564] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:50:48 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/04/16 10:05:50] Cenhinen [523/630] has challenged eva42 [1028/1253] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:43:52 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[08/04/16 12:05:25] Oooooog, freeboson, and AbacusAvenger [19/1603] have team battled basepi, eva42, and Scar3cr0w [995/2464] and lost! 2 days, 09:00:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/16 06:58:24] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:21:13 towards level 71.
[08/07/16 11:34:48] kensington [24/586] has challenged eva42 [759/1253] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:05:44 is added to kensington's clock.
[08/07/16 11:48:29] eva42 [970/1253] has come upon kensington [90/586] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:25:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/08/16 05:41:59] kensington [341/586] has challenged eva42 [707/1253] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:35:36 is added to kensington's clock.
[08/08/16 13:10:00] kensington, arlen, and robochot [1672/2002] have team battled eva42, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [119/2504] and won! 0 days, 08:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 17:46:55] eva42 [571/1253] has challenged pixelate [303/523] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:47:32 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/09/16 22:23:08] eva42 [576/1253] has come upon iViLe [236/998] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:17:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/10/16 06:43:33] Bradicus, Doctor, and brendan [1217/2314] have team battled blind, eva42, and SudoKing [2077/2718] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/16 06:20:41] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:06 towards level 71.
[08/11/16 11:47:28] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:51 towards level 71.
[08/11/16 15:14:25] grooverider [640/921] has challenged eva42 [543/1253] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:16:52 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/11/16 16:56:31] Cenhinen [580/630] has challenged eva42 [635/1253] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[08/11/16 21:01:39] eva42 [786/1253] has come upon Reilly [132/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:05:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/12/16 01:18:19] eva42 [2/1253] has challenged Bkid [202/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:31:38 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/12/16 08:46:33] NoodleCake, PiotrekD, and eva42 [2539/2660] have team battled Iri, kenyon, and Ravenloft [153/1841] and won! 1 day, 21:49:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 12:32:24] Pokota [539/576] has challenged eva42 [765/1253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:21 is added to Pokota's clock.
[08/13/16 20:44:09] eva42 [542/1253] has come upon PiotrekD [376/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/14/16 04:25:25] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:39 towards level 71.
[08/15/16 23:56:16] eva42 [266/1253] has challenged zid [772/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:19 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/16/16 10:06:00] eva42 [89/1260] has come upon Hydrogenum [218/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:52 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/16/16 11:26:58] suterismus, everbrew, and grooverider [1757/2785] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Meta, and eva42 [571/2826] and won! 0 days, 06:33:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 13:09:54] eva42, Sir_Lemming, and a1291762 [620/2840] have team battled dwfreed, cudaman73, and Zaratustra [125/2120] and won! 0 days, 10:49:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 03:23:06] eva42 [198/1260] has come upon yur [473/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:26 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/18/16 06:17:49] dwfreed [303/475] has challenged eva42 [227/1260] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:23:11 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/18/16 15:11:44] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:36 towards level 71.
[08/20/16 01:08:09] jamesl [76/78] has challenged eva42 [748/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to jamesl's clock.
[08/20/16 02:27:07] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:17 towards level 71.
[08/20/16 23:23:34] eva42 [1067/1269] has challenged Pokota [489/567] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:00:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/21/16 12:06:24] eva42 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:16:39 from level 72.
[08/22/16 15:28:50] SynthesizerPatel [1/797] has challenged eva42 [172/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:00 is added to SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[08/24/16 07:16:10] eva42 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:55:25 from level 72.
[08/29/16 08:09:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 17 days, 16:44:50 toward level 72.
[08/30/16 08:08:42] eva42 [3/1269] has come upon Virtual [230/503] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:49:22 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/30/16 21:36:41] Ladon, AbacusAvenger, and Scaramanger [136/1817] have team battled himuraken, eva42, and Gatewayy [2293/2626] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 01:59:12] eva42 [1240/1269] has challenged Enthiendor [57/264] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:18:10 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/31/16 20:09:10] Hodor [0/1] has challenged eva42 [438/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/01/16 02:43:07] bl4ckscor3, vegadark, and eva42 [464/2278] have team battled fangfufu, Str1ngS, and suterismus [1486/2353] and lost! 0 days, 11:26:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 15:47:06] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:48:34 towards level 72.
[09/01/16 18:37:17] deadguy, eva42, and BURUT [1869/2305] have team battled keeper_c, JensRex, and vox [414/2526] and won! 0 days, 00:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 22:03:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 16:38:31 from level 72.
[09/02/16 17:21:03] eva42 [146/1269] has challenged Misza [602/933] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:28:25 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/02/16 22:22:45] darkmage [704/844] has challenged eva42 [0/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:15:07 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/03/16 14:38:22] spillere [130/580] has come upon eva42 [412/1269] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:39:09 is added to spillere's clock.
[09/04/16 12:25:25] eva42 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:23:32 from level 72.
[09/07/16 23:11:05] daemoneye [48/719] has challenged eva42 [314/1269] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[09/08/16 14:10:25] eva42 [910/1269] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [123/497] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:24:48 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/10/16 00:22:34] eva42 [224/1269] has challenged roy [387/592] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:16:11 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/10/16 15:02:17] eva42 [1044/1269] has come upon Bkid [340/480] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:13:19 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/10/16 19:59:40] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:19:05 towards level 72.
[09/11/16 23:10:02] eva42 [934/1269] has come upon yond [354/1158] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:57:51 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/12/16 11:08:11] Merkel [401/415] has challenged eva42 [1005/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Merkel's clock.
[09/12/16 20:45:15] eva42 [1098/1269] has challenged Agent86 [542/585] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:02:48 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/12/16 23:03:50] eva42 [326/1269] has come upon Hydrogenum [413/556] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:27:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/13/16 14:51:34] Jim [247/411] has challenged eva42 [83/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:31:16 is removed from Jim's clock.
[09/13/16 19:53:45] Silvanus_Betrium [203/570] has challenged eva42 [784/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:51 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/29/16 20:09:03] eva42 [197/1269] has come upon Reilly [300/378] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:17:20 is added to eva42's clock.
[09/30/16 00:43:22] iViLe [154/998] has challenged eva42 [1192/1269] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:02:34 is added to iViLe's clock.
[09/30/16 01:43:46] tspange [474/774] has challenged eva42 [231/1269] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:03:06 is removed from tspange's clock.
[09/30/16 06:45:48] yur [91/478] has challenged eva42 [1092/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:16 is added to yur's clock.
[10/02/16 01:14:05] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:01:32 towards level 72.
[10/02/16 20:44:13] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:59:15 towards level 72.
[10/03/16 05:23:21] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:25:59 towards level 72.
[10/04/16 08:22:59] MadMan, idisjunction, and rxcomm [1280/2464] have team battled Lemelisk, eva42, and Pithlit [827/2903] and won! 0 days, 09:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 15:39:12] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:54:36 towards level 72.
[10/06/16 00:30:08] eva42 [366/1269] has challenged Eldoreth [180/605] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:06:13 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/06/16 05:10:54] Captain_Chaos [5/27] has challenged eva42 [174/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/06/16 22:55:19] sjefen6, allo, and gipyelrah [876/1993] have team battled eva42, AngryParsley, and Sixbierehomme [1359/2686] and lost! 4 days, 13:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 04:10:00] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:32:28 towards level 72.
[10/07/16 20:25:23] eva42 [434/1269] has come upon Syloq [100/287] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:22:14 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/08/16 04:15:08] eva42 [617/1269] has challenged Plasmastar [101/305] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:14:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/08/16 09:16:47] eva42 [935/1269] has challenged strugart [26/1143] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:04:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/08/16 12:17:46] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:15 towards level 72.
[10/09/16 10:15:22] shandor [130/773] has come upon eva42 [80/1269] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:07:25 is removed from shandor's clock.
[10/09/16 10:15:22] shandor has dealt eva42 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:16:06 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/11/16 11:47:18] iViLe [768/1000] has challenged eva42 [606/1269] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:19:00 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[10/11/16 15:48:41] eva42 [1164/1269] has challenged soltys [480/644] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:06:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/11/16 21:07:03] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:40 towards level 72.
[10/13/16 08:24:49] shandor, WallIdl, PinkiePie, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/16 10:49:55] Reilly, eva42, and Furry [103/2303] have team battled Merkel, Bradicus, and BronyDee [238/1585] and lost! 1 day, 02:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/16 12:19:23] eva42 [303/1269] has challenged MontyZuma [630/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:35:14 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/17/16 04:32:38] eva42 [784/1269] has challenged jhack [36/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:46:14 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/17/16 10:27:48] eva42 [387/1269] has come upon Bradicus [529/594] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:39 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/18/16 04:19:46] Furry, JensRex, BURUT, and eva42 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/16 13:44:02] eva42 [554/1269] has challenged Spork_Witch [14/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:17 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/20/16 00:31:47] eva42 [955/1269] has come upon darkmage [344/894] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:09:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/20/16 07:39:11] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:38 towards level 72.
[10/20/16 16:25:53] himuraken, Agent86, simple, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/16 07:37:34] eva42 [1232/1269] has come upon Fluttershy [669/1062] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:25 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/21/16 15:09:30] MontyZuma [323/1062] has challenged eva42 [993/1269] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:19:07 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[10/22/16 00:12:49] Pici [406/821] has challenged eva42 [874/1269] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:53:18 is added to Pici's clock.
[10/22/16 20:21:10] eva42 [413/1269] has come upon keepermurf [62/877] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:04 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/23/16 02:31:16] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:01 towards level 72.
[10/23/16 06:23:14] keepermurf [840/877] has challenged eva42 [567/1269] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:28:00 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[10/23/16 08:23:56] abra0 [475/821] has challenged eva42 [259/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:51:43 is removed from abra0's clock.
[10/23/16 11:04:24] eva42 [598/1269] has challenged vox [681/1083] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/23/16 13:48:35] Pithlit [382/485] has challenged eva42 [375/1269] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from Pithlit's clock.
[10/23/16 15:02:55] eva42 [757/1269] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [434/905] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:50:27 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/24/16 03:06:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 11 days, 03:07:56 toward level 73.
[10/24/16 03:07:42] eva42 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:29:35 from level 73.
[10/24/16 13:11:54] eva42 [1056/1269] has come upon borsin [307/398] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:26:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/24/16 18:06:28] Iri [245/354] has come upon eva42 [720/1269] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:46 is added to Iri's clock.
[10/25/16 10:45:14] yano [289/579] has challenged eva42 [500/1269] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:05:39 is added to yano's clock.
[10/25/16 14:16:05] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:30:58 towards level 73.
[10/26/16 05:45:11] eva42 [334/1269] has come upon brycec [732/768] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:42:35 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/26/16 07:46:53] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:39:39 towards level 73.
[10/26/16 18:09:24] eva42 [740/1269] has come upon bete_noire [219/264] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:40:53 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/27/16 05:58:00] eva42 [13/1269] has come upon astropoint [601/609] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:15:43 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/27/16 10:35:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 11 days, 02:30:32 toward level 73.
[10/28/16 10:45:18] eva42 [843/1269] has challenged robox [408/623] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:15:37 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/28/16 18:28:33] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:44:42 towards level 73.
[10/28/16 22:59:03] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:25 towards level 73.
[10/29/16 18:40:51] Brainiac, pants, and astropoint [394/2038] have team battled LordH, Birdbones, and eva42 [1555/3192] and lost! 2 days, 11:00:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/16 19:22:01] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:09 towards level 73.
[10/31/16 00:38:38] Toagac, eva42, and Xenthys [232/2674] have team battled Merkel, jeffl35, and Everyman [60/1451] and won! 1 day, 14:48:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/16 04:18:12] eva42 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:46:53 from level 73.
[10/31/16 21:29:24] eva42 broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:17:51 from level 73.
[11/04/16 07:45:34] eva42 [403/1269] has challenged zankore [313/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:40:02 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/04/16 08:10:49] Sundance [41/201] has challenged eva42 [799/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Sundance's clock.
[11/05/16 14:27:45] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:39 towards level 73.
[11/05/16 22:55:15] eva42 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:54:07 from level 73.
[11/06/16 14:53:27] eva42 [168/1269] has come upon Sir_Lemming [79/574] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:35:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/07/16 20:00:10] eva42 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:56:26 from level 73.
[11/07/16 21:31:44] eva42 set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:40:49 from level 73.
[11/07/16 22:13:47] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:57 towards level 73.
[11/09/16 21:35:33] eva42 [531/1269] has challenged IdleBot [212/1644] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:30:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/10/16 04:38:06] eva42 [844/1269] has challenged daemoneye [224/726] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:57:47 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/10/16 13:02:14] eva42 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:43 towards level 73.
[11/10/16 22:38:38] bete_noire [331/471] has challenged eva42 [10/1269] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from bete_noire's clock.
[11/10/16 23:56:27] eva42, gabriel, and yano [2154/2959] have team battled Cypher, rxcomm, and XJR-9 [793/2506] and won! 2 days, 08:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 13:03:30] yano, eva42, and MetaNova [688/2256] have team battled a1291762, dindinx, and Plasmastar [1563/1757] and lost! 1 day, 18:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/16 00:27:40] Relayer, Anaxyn, and Birdbones [1994/2224] have team battled allo, Tharbakery, and eva42 [1012/2234] and won! 0 days, 03:54:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 15:02:08] godog [546/674] has challenged eva42 [484/1269] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:06:01 is removed from godog's clock.
[11/12/16 23:31:40] Adar [64/594] has come upon eva42 [1089/1269] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:59:33 is added to Adar's clock.
[11/13/16 19:47:55] eva42 [1260/1269] has come upon droogie [707/952] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:54:59 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/14/16 19:40:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:00:24 from level 73.
[11/15/16 04:50:12] vBm, HeavyPodda, and eva42 [2725/2740] have team battled Tzic, godog, and keepermurf [512/2387] and won! 1 day, 05:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 19:30:40] eva42 [435/1269] has come upon Jareeta [95/1047] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:31:52 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/16/16 00:46:11] eva42 [294/1269] has come upon Zaratustra [440/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:11 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/17/16 11:00:38] eva42 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:16 towards level 73.
[11/18/16 04:49:40] Budzogan [405/525] has challenged eva42 [688/1269] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:30:46 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[11/18/16 12:41:40] Plasmastar, Bl4ckD34tH, and Pithlit [292/1308] have team battled irix, eva42, and damyan [1830/3299] and lost! 4 days, 08:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/16 22:58:55] eva42 [963/1269] has come upon blizgerg [181/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:48:54 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/19/16 13:02:35] eva42 [666/1269] has challenged Setsu [448/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:02 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/19/16 13:08:28] eva42 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:58 towards level 73.
[11/19/16 17:27:11] eva42 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! eva42's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/16 21:05:44] eva42 [106/1258] has challenged vBm [339/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:18 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/22/16 10:17:00] DrOfBaconNomics [45/978] has challenged eva42 [180/1258] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[11/23/16 00:48:07] eva42 [387/1258] has come upon stonehammer [304/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:25 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/23/16 13:32:24] eva42 [927/1258] has challenged robochot [397/450] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:50:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/27/16 01:49:12] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:08:44 towards level 74.
[11/27/16 09:00:56] Darky, Bkid, and SN4T14 [460/1961] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, eva42, and petrichor [1075/2831] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/16 11:36:20] eva42 [1137/1258] has challenged RBecker [271/748] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:20:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/30/16 06:47:58] eva42 [907/1258] has come upon Meta [113/905] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:42:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/02/16 04:01:42] eva42 [750/1258] has challenged Virtual [226/626] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:13:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/02/16 09:16:55] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:39 towards level 74.
[12/02/16 15:12:01] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:18 towards level 74.
[12/03/16 23:52:07] Globalirc, Captain_Chaos, and eva42 [1834/2213] have team battled aucg, theemstra, and torg [1272/2073] and won! 0 days, 08:08:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 18:49:01] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:29 towards level 74.
[12/05/16 09:13:16] eva42 [258/1264] has come upon kenyon [920/1093] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:54:57 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/06/16 19:47:27] eva42 [1102/1264] has come upon Sir_Lemming [410/820] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:32:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/06/16 20:08:51] eva42 [561/1264] has come upon Beavis [814/1046] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:50:03 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/06/16 21:41:49] eva42 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:16:02 from level 74.
[12/08/16 11:56:50] eva42 [1104/1264] has come upon Ironhoof [85/822] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:47:47 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/08/16 17:29:35] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:52 towards level 74.
[12/08/16 21:51:41] irix, eva42, and Bkid [1703/2959] have team battled VoidFox, LordH, and Gizmokid2005 [1262/2389] and won! 3 days, 09:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 23:07:19] Bloonface [234/358] has challenged eva42 [1132/1264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Bloonface's clock.
[12/10/16 10:52:01] eva42 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:31 towards level 74.
[12/10/16 10:58:42] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:35 towards level 74.
[12/11/16 09:55:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 4 days, 17:45:02 toward level 74.
[12/13/16 02:08:39] jenksy, sasaniak, and FakeWizard [653/2083] have team battled CornFly, Sundance, and eva42 [1552/2644] and lost! 0 days, 21:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 19:43:33] eva42 [207/1264] has come upon fwilson [121/495] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:11 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/16/16 05:52:52] eva42 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:30 from level 74.
[12/16/16 22:34:59] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:08:33 towards level 74.
[12/17/16 16:32:13] eva42 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:38:53 from level 74.
[12/17/16 18:31:02] eva42 [1181/1264] has challenged strugart [1033/1148] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:05:36 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/17/16 23:32:59] eva42 [349/1264] has challenged ville [651/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:57:49 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/22/16 19:07:33] Shr3k [720/792] has challenged eva42 [283/1264] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from Shr3k's clock.
[12/23/16 14:28:55] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:43 towards level 74.
[12/24/16 13:04:24] eva42 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:53 from level 74.
[12/25/16 03:38:12] yano [254/424] has challenged eva42 [1213/1264] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:52:42 is added to yano's clock.
[12/25/16 12:18:21] colints [121/414] has challenged eva42 [733/1264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to colints's clock.
[12/25/16 15:35:49] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:27 towards level 74.
[12/25/16 17:43:15] eva42 [291/1264] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [397/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/26/16 19:12:22] eva42 [433/1264] has come upon sasaniak [375/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/28/16 05:03:27] eva42 [371/1264] has come upon Ironhoof [498/822] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:12:46 is added to eva42's clock.
[12/28/16 11:24:59] Eldoreth, Sundance, and dtype [1509/1601] have team battled eva42, IndigoTiger, and ville [2900/3055] and lost! 0 days, 15:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/16 21:34:16] qbit [198/261] has challenged eva42 [528/1264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to qbit's clock.
[12/29/16 23:52:16] eva42 [747/1264] has come upon TauPan [58/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:40:43 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/29/16 23:52:16] eva42 has dealt TauPan a Critical Strike! 9 days, 09:53:28 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/30/16 07:36:28] eva42 [551/1264] has come upon vrillusions [27/1011] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:33 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/30/16 09:12:51] noother, Cameron_D, and eva42 [398/3489] have team battled Virtual, Darky, and ville [883/2292] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/16 09:30:34] eva42 [768/1264] has challenged himuraken [364/518] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:00:40 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/02/17 08:49:38] eva42 [999/1264] has challenged glook [139/382] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:47:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/02/17 17:02:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 2 days, 09:21:07 toward level 75.
[01/02/17 17:57:25] halomademeapc, allo, and JensRex [799/1482] have team battled Virtual, lysobit__, and eva42 [2082/2201] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/17 20:04:12] eva42 [790/1264] has come upon freeboson [400/640] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:43:55 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/04/17 05:02:14] eva42 [1045/1264] has come upon KeboDK [418/856] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:02:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/04/17 21:32:25] eva42 [163/1264] has come upon dxrt [600/947] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:55:47 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/05/17 01:15:33] eva42 [1208/1264] has challenged elf [725/904] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:40:41 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/22/17 16:09:34] eva42 [1041/1264] has come upon freeboson [143/654] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:45:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/23/17 15:11:08] eva42 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:20:10 from level 75.
[01/23/17 17:40:48] RBecker [658/798] has come upon eva42 [342/1264] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:50:08 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[01/23/17 18:25:07] stvc [30/35] has challenged eva42 [1084/1264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to stvc's clock.
[01/23/17 23:41:38] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:20:35 towards level 75.
[01/24/17 06:25:23] theemstra [362/733] has challenged eva42 [107/1264] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/24/17 19:56:10] eva42 [674/1264] has come upon darkmage [19/951] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:28:26 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/29/17 08:35:48] eva42 [1231/1264] has come upon PinkiePie [7/695] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:44:49 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/30/17 04:58:56] Crazycatlady, eva42, and SynthesizerPatel [64/2569] have team battled Zye, Hydrogenum, and PinkiePie [1844/1853] and lost! 2 days, 00:04:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 21:51:14] eva42 [150/1264] has come upon zid [636/841] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:41:41 is added to eva42's clock.
[02/01/17 14:53:42] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:48 towards level 75.
[02/02/17 01:07:00] Asara, Babar, and eva42 [1439/3359] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Brainiac, and kork [1266/1281] and won! 3 days, 01:28:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 03:32:04] eva42 [918/1264] has come upon PersonalJ [157/802] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:39:24 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/06/17 04:59:14] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:46 towards level 75.
[02/07/17 03:10:18] Meta [149/907] has come upon eva42 [472/1264] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:40:33 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/17/17 07:42:24] eva42 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! eva42's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/17 09:18:41] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:45 towards level 75.
[02/18/17 17:04:38] darkmage, godog, and JuanMaestro [2140/2246] have team battled RedW, eva42, and Euronur [1501/2774] and won! 0 days, 00:52:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 12:56:58] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:18 towards level 75.
[02/23/17 19:37:18] theemstra [325/722] has challenged eva42 [892/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/24/17 09:47:40] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:13 towards level 75.
[03/02/17 02:25:04] RedW [31/700] has challenged eva42 [983/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:17 is added to RedW's clock.
[03/03/17 06:46:53] eva42 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:34:39 from level 75.
[03/03/17 06:54:55] eva42 [1150/1269] has come upon PocketKiller [49/583] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:46:59 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/04/17 03:09:52] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:15 towards level 75.
[03/04/17 03:24:21] PocketKiller [256/583] has challenged eva42 [576/1269] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[03/05/17 06:11:02] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:09 towards level 75.
[03/05/17 06:11:38] eva42 [1245/1269] has come upon godog [530/680] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:41:06 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/05/17 11:21:13] eva42 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:43 from level 75.
[03/05/17 11:23:04] eva42 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:00 from level 75.
[03/06/17 03:17:34] irix, MadMan, PiotrekD, and eva42 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/17 09:18:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:26:55 from level 75.
[03/07/17 21:46:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 5 days, 19:17:20 toward level 75.
[03/08/17 05:50:11] eva42 [241/1269] has come upon pixelate [467/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:43 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/08/17 07:13:32] eva42 [265/1269] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [446/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:57:39 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/08/17 10:13:25] eva42 [727/1269] has come upon Sixbierehomme [116/719] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:52:43 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/19/17 20:01:03] eva42 [307/1269] has come upon PinkiePie [599/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:39 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/20/17 09:18:05] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:50 towards level 75.
[04/20/17 21:14:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 06:21:44 from level 75.
[04/22/17 12:02:20] eva42 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:15:32 from level 75.
[04/22/17 18:24:19] gollum [341/376] has challenged eva42 [283/1269] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from gollum's clock.
[04/22/17 18:24:19] gollum has dealt eva42 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:29:20 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/23/17 00:41:18] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:52 towards level 75.
[04/23/17 01:46:59] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:54 towards level 75.
[04/23/17 20:16:23] eva42 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:43 towards level 75.
[04/24/17 01:52:43] Zoddo, sjums_the_great, mayli, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/17 07:43:19] eva42 [132/1269] has challenged yano [373/431] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:14:53 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/25/17 08:50:41] bigjay, kork, and SudoKing [989/2031] have team battled zankore, eva42, and dindinx [2368/2520] and lost! 1 day, 08:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/17 22:35:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:51:24 from level 75.
[04/25/17 23:49:17] eva42 [436/1269] has challenged suterismus [1250/1255] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:47 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/28/17 01:07:42] eva42 [916/1269] has challenged Zoddo [407/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:49:15 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/30/17 18:27:46] eva42 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:32 from level 75.
[05/01/17 01:19:41] eva42 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:42 towards level 75.
[05/01/17 17:40:46] double [449/860] has challenged eva42 [522/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:39:17 is added to double's clock.
[05/01/17 23:12:40] eva42 [1118/1269] has come upon CornFly [416/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:29:06 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/02/17 12:42:16] eva42 [706/1269] has come upon vegadark [316/452] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:17:21 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/02/17 15:02:49] eva42 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:49 from level 75.
[05/03/17 10:48:19] ville, elf, and eva42 [2508/2807] have team battled yawgmoth, NoodleCake, and GilbertErik [1113/1974] and won! 0 days, 04:00:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/17 19:34:33] Psilocybe [11/579] has challenged eva42 [60/1275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/07/17 23:03:58] eva42 [1113/1275] has come upon pixelate [70/472] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:26:55 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/07/17 23:03:58] eva42 has dealt pixelate a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:17:13 is added to pixelate's clock.
[05/10/17 21:03:31] eva42 [734/1275] has challenged JuanMaestro [128/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:37 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/10/17 21:31:55] eva42 [536/1275] has challenged bootdisk [3/649] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/12/17 01:14:04] eva42 [1154/1275] has challenged mordac [213/842] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:35:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/12/17 03:26:16] eva42 [314/1275] has come upon theZoMBiE [555/939] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:46:33 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/12/17 07:27:26] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:23:38 towards level 76.
[05/12/17 18:10:00] eva42 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:13:58 from level 76.
[05/14/17 00:31:02] Virtual [422/670] has challenged eva42 [793/1275] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:38:16 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/14/17 19:55:03] eva42 [891/1275] has come upon ohnx [472/816] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:32:53 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/16/17 03:46:27] eva42 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:03 towards level 76.
[05/18/17 11:09:07] Psilocybe [167/613] has challenged eva42 [405/1275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/18/17 15:14:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 22 days, 04:59:49 toward level 76.
[05/19/17 15:12:08] eva42 [467/1275] has come upon PinkiePie [8/665] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:01:32 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/21/17 06:16:35] eva42 [661/1275] has come upon rxcomm [314/835] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:18:48 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/21/17 13:01:00] eva42 burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! eva42's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/17 23:26:15] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:47 towards level 76.
[05/24/17 01:47:06] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:04 towards level 76.
[05/30/17 13:34:22] eva42 [517/1267] has come upon idisjunction [680/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:40 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/30/17 23:15:08] Ttech [395/1478] has challenged eva42 [1029/1267] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:01:44 is added to Ttech's clock.
[06/01/17 15:42:26] pants [206/740] has challenged eva42 [564/1267] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to pants's clock.
[06/02/17 10:18:33] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:30 towards level 76.
[06/02/17 18:52:05] theZoMBiE, droogie, and ncarl747 [2070/2474] have team battled eva42, cirdan, and HeavyPodda [315/2907] and won! 0 days, 01:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 19:07:37] hannesenator, eva42, and pants [1646/3192] have team battled yano, droogie, and Firien [1760/2046] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/17 23:29:53] elf [206/879] has challenged eva42 [1266/1267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:22 is added to elf's clock.
[06/06/17 04:33:18] eva42 [528/1267] has challenged ville [641/656] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/15/17 19:37:02] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:20:50 towards level 77.
[06/17/17 10:57:30] MadHatter, eva42, and Avon [1247/2999] have team battled sigmg, theemstra, and uhmmm [1207/1840] and won! 0 days, 14:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 18:52:37] D.Va, everbrew, and zifnab06 [365/1768] have team battled eva42, robox, and shymega [1779/2518] and lost! 0 days, 15:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/17 01:31:57] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:42:06 towards level 77.
[06/18/17 19:28:31] eva42 [860/1267] has challenged Taffer [258/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:04:02 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/20/17 09:52:36] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:12:45 towards level 77.
[06/21/17 09:36:19] Brady [34/498] has come upon eva42 [1073/1267] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:41:32 is added to Brady's clock.
[06/21/17 15:18:08] eva42 [464/1267] has come upon prime [373/506] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:36:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/24/17 05:01:47] eva42 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:44:44 from level 77.
[06/25/17 13:32:24] eva42 [9/1267] has come upon Zaratustra [355/1150] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:04:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/26/17 08:37:10] Misza, elbie, and Sixbierehomme [1231/2417] have team battled jstg, Avocet, and eva42 [2327/2556] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/17 09:00:05] eva42 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:04:24 from level 77.
[06/27/17 12:40:47] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:55:46 towards level 77.
[06/27/17 15:05:42] eva42 [812/1267] has come upon Xethron [390/830] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:19:19 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/27/17 17:23:39] Xenthys [295/669] has challenged eva42 [577/1267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:00:54 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/27/17 21:02:33] Bl4ckC0re [190/493] has come upon eva42 [569/1267] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:35 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/29/17 12:52:21] eva42 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:24:50 from level 77.
[06/29/17 15:03:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 9 days, 09:19:18 toward level 77.
[07/01/17 20:12:20] eva42 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:30:36 from level 77.
[07/04/17 07:26:30] SchrodingersScat, grdryn, and eva42 [106/2681] have team battled dodobrain, zid, and manish17xxx [512/2465] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/17 11:16:56] mwhahaha [371/608] has come upon eva42 [1031/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:13 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/04/17 23:52:18] eva42 [288/1260] has challenged Cameron_D [1229/1468] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:41:53 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/05/17 00:12:57] eva42 [811/1260] has come upon Sixbierehomme [298/735] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:22:36 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/05/17 09:21:26] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:13:05 towards level 77.
[07/05/17 15:20:06] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:41:36 towards level 77.
[07/08/17 04:40:44] dindinx, Brainiac, eva42, and osannatas have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/17 22:07:17] eva42 [1250/1260] has challenged darkmage [210/966] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:45:55 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/09/17 01:14:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 19:37:48 from level 77.
[07/09/17 08:07:42] eva42 [934/1260] has come upon BronyDee [186/602] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:22:49 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/09/17 08:40:20] eva42 [758/1260] has come upon sigmg [296/515] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:45:40 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/09/17 11:38:03] eva42 [915/1260] has come upon BronyDee [588/602] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:56:00 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/14/17 06:33:13] RistoUuranmaki, HeavyPodda, and idlerpgww [1746/2397] have team battled eva42, grooverider, and Torgeir [2393/2757] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 08:44:47] eva42 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:09:08 from level 77.
[07/14/17 09:04:09] GilbertErik, eva42, and arlen [746/2863] have team battled NoodleCake, Doctor, and allo [1578/2288] and lost! 2 days, 13:52:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 16:02:54] eva42 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:28:42 from level 77.
[07/15/17 18:33:45] eva42, dodobrain, and Gatewayy [1487/2931] have team battled Satoshi, glook, and Gizmokid2005 [1635/2261] and lost! 2 days, 11:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/17 21:42:46] Heisenberg [166/965] has challenged eva42 [863/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:21:47 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/16/17 14:11:59] Beavis, Zye, and Majak [239/2441] have team battled damyan, KingQuackers, and eva42 [1605/2504] and lost! 2 days, 02:17:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 15:49:50] TauPan [109/353] has challenged eva42 [400/1260] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:44:56 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/18/17 07:02:41] sigmg, eva42, and theemstra [2343/2578] have team battled ncarl747, allo, and osannatas [1042/1904] and won! 0 days, 17:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 08:52:48] eva42 [953/1260] has challenged tmberg [224/880] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:20:44 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/18/17 17:47:27] eva42 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:04:41 from level 77.
[07/18/17 18:02:17] eva42 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:53:13 towards level 77.
[07/19/17 12:29:40] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:45:57 towards level 77.
[07/19/17 20:53:00] Crazycatlady, Eldoreth, and eva42 [1004/2795] have team battled dindinx, Atan, and mwhahaha [1625/1662] and lost! 4 days, 16:22:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 10:56:41] kork, Firien, and AncalagonThBlack [1096/1746] have team battled SirMonkeybox, bootdisk, and eva42 [1313/2844] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 16:09:19] eva42 [1187/1260] has come upon PinkiePie [589/612] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:34:49 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/22/17 02:40:46] eva42 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:24:49 from level 77.
[07/22/17 18:48:14] loomysh [112/249] has challenged eva42 [266/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to loomysh's clock.
[07/23/17 14:54:05] Bl4ckC0re [193/568] has come upon eva42 [420/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:40:00 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[07/24/17 17:17:34] Bkid [193/793] has challenged eva42 [539/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:50:07 is added to Bkid's clock.
[07/25/17 02:43:18] V`ger [22/110] has challenged eva42 [291/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to V`ger's clock.
[07/25/17 06:19:43] eva42 [1166/1260] has challenged valdur55 [463/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:55:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/25/17 09:20:14] eva42 [5/1260] has challenged SchrodingersScat [654/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:23:21 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/25/17 09:51:45] ruan, theZoMBiE, and qbit [1156/2227] have team battled eva42, Lnk, and mwhahaha [418/2703] and won! 4 days, 03:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 15:40:53] WallIdl, Ttech, and nickware [1450/3013] have team battled eva42, Darky, and sbp [558/2760] and won! 1 day, 10:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/17 01:27:12] eva42 [406/1260] has challenged Bkid [214/793] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:45:32 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/27/17 11:00:37] eva42 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:28:53 towards level 77.
[07/27/17 12:13:53] eva42 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:55 from level 77.
[08/03/17 10:57:16] eva42 [957/1260] has challenged xit [259/326] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:07:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/04/17 08:39:30] eva42 [6/1260] has come upon AbacusAvenger [5/869] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:32:13 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/05/17 19:57:07] eva42 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:33:09 from level 77.
[08/05/17 21:40:38] elf, Bl4ckC0re, and Globalirc [1072/2172] have team battled xit, eva42, and Zaratustra [348/2742] and won! 0 days, 09:22:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 18:37:59] eva42 [834/1260] has come upon Khorne [322/382] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:20:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/08/17 05:02:11] eva42 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:08 towards level 77.
[08/12/17 12:34:50] Skyie, alexj, and RBecker [619/1935] have team battled ohnx, eva42, and PinkiePie [469/3086] and won! 0 days, 20:19:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 04:45:58] eva42 [541/1260] has challenged xit [291/376] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:27:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/15/17 04:45:58] eva42 has dealt xit a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:09:44 is added to xit's clock.
[08/16/17 02:51:54] neurospex [99/1098] has challenged eva42 [775/1260] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:09:19 is added to neurospex's clock.
[08/16/17 10:41:44] Kylie [151/331] has challenged eva42 [241/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Kylie's clock.
[08/21/17 13:15:54] Lios [39/823] has challenged eva42 [663/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:05 is added to Lios's clock.
[08/21/17 13:51:15] JoshuaACasey [43/257] has challenged eva42 [524/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to JoshuaACasey's clock.
[08/21/17 23:17:35] eva42 [239/1260] has challenged dodobrain [442/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:23:21 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/22/17 03:31:19] Elgo [263/338] has challenged eva42 [357/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/22/17 18:20:52] eva42 [480/1260] has challenged dodobrain [643/842] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:34:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/22/17 18:56:05] mordac [295/910] has come upon eva42 [1216/1260] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:16:48 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/22/17 20:52:25] Euronur, HeavyPodda, and eva42 [3019/3138] have team battled jamesl, Chuck, and MJ94 [1063/2075] and won! 0 days, 09:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/17 00:21:56] eva42 [1024/1260] has challenged Taffer [94/624] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:04:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/23/17 05:22:45] eva42 [543/1260] has challenged vrillusions [101/982] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:52:31 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/23/17 11:54:11] clubbprez [51/327] has challenged eva42 [307/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[08/24/17 14:09:34] idlerpgww [360/511] has come upon eva42 [739/1260] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:16:22 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[08/25/17 03:07:02] eva42 [1139/1260] has come upon yang [267/272] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:00:12 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/25/17 21:17:03] Lemelisk, zid, and xit [1304/2321] have team battled jamesl, kline, and eva42 [35/2001] and won! 0 days, 01:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 03:36:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 8 days, 15:52:44 toward level 77.
[08/27/17 22:41:58] glorgamitch [267/545] has challenged eva42 [109/1260] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:08:24 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[08/28/17 03:40:06] brycec [240/790] has come upon eva42 [308/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:10:49 is added to brycec's clock.
[08/29/17 01:46:45] eva42 [422/1260] has challenged HeavyPodda [426/1226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:19 is added to eva42's clock.
[08/29/17 05:47:27] Satoshi [201/781] has challenged eva42 [1188/1260] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:13:19 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/30/17 12:44:10] Sticky [56/364] has challenged eva42 [236/1260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Sticky's clock.
[08/31/17 01:42:48] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:42 towards level 77.
[08/31/17 08:27:19] eva42, darkmage, and Kylie [2045/2630] have team battled IdleMaster, SynthesizerPatel, and MrGlass [2337/2384] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/17 15:36:38] eva42 [225/1260] has challenged jamesl [44/341] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:16:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/01/17 13:19:54] eva42 [1211/1260] has come upon awgh [292/807] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:25:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[09/02/17 02:14:52] ToHellWithGA [183/448] has challenged eva42 [841/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:16:05 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/02/17 10:08:10] Majak [436/474] has come upon eva42 [503/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:49 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/04/17 04:02:53] eva42 sharpened the edge of his weapon! eva42's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/17 05:41:26] ToHellWithGA, basepi, and RedW [1908/2306] have team battled lipek, m0shbear, and eva42 [2036/3251] and lost! 0 days, 20:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/17 22:47:02] Mateusz [181/840] has come upon eva42 [369/1294] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:51:48 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[10/09/17 03:11:47] eva42 [685/1294] has come upon SirMonkeybox [472/882] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:18:39 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/09/17 14:32:54] himuraken [285/885] has challenged eva42 [817/1294] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:17:28 is added to himuraken's clock.
[10/09/17 20:34:52] Majak [451/478] has challenged eva42 [295/1294] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:43:04 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/10/17 01:30:57] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:07:43 towards level 78.
[10/11/17 10:47:20] Sixbierehomme [64/698] has challenged eva42 [748/1294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:28:39 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/11/17 13:48:19] eva42 [929/1294] has challenged mustek [300/980] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:24:28 is removed from eva42's clock.
[10/11/17 15:49:00] eva42 [1174/1294] has challenged Sticky [60/423] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:50:52 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/08/18 17:05:17] sbp, cirdan, and eva42 [1701/2827] have team battled sjefen6, m4dc0w, and niko [320/1154] and won! 1 day, 20:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 14:01:16] eva42 [58/1294] has come upon Zaratustra [775/964] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:35:01 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/10/18 02:52:25] bebbet [114/448] has challenged eva42 [1187/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to bebbet's clock.
[04/10/18 19:53:01] eva42 [1291/1294] has challenged Lnk [674/724] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:37:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/11/18 05:22:06] mefmef [117/349] has challenged eva42 [929/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to mefmef's clock.
[04/11/18 08:36:49] eva42 [978/1294] has come upon Zye [1024/1206] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:19:45 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/11/18 08:55:47] eva42 [581/1294] has come upon Cypher [174/1044] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:26:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/12/18 19:42:26] eva42, HeavyPodda, and brycec [2845/3144] have team battled awgh, pants, and womblecat [182/2217] and won! 5 days, 13:18:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 10:17:59] eva42 [527/1294] has come upon qwerty [56/838] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:25:35 is removed from eva42's clock.
[04/14/18 18:06:28] eva42 [198/1294] has come upon idlerpgww [443/532] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:44:55 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/15/18 03:22:38] eva42 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:18:42 from level 78.
[04/15/18 06:30:00] yano [399/705] has challenged eva42 [517/1294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:09:39 is added to yano's clock.
[04/15/18 12:03:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 13 days, 09:17:31 toward level 78.
[04/15/18 18:59:00] elbie, m0shbear, and shandor [2110/2149] have team battled eva42, freeboson, and Nistur [791/2577] and won! 0 days, 01:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 11:48:56] Heisenberg [41/704] has challenged eva42 [607/1294] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:38:03 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/28/18 03:51:19] eva42 [161/1294] has come upon pixelate [394/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:32:11 is added to eva42's clock.
[04/29/18 18:40:01] idlerpgww [251/532] has challenged eva42 [425/1294] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:09:09 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[04/29/18 19:50:41] CompanionCube [29/153] has challenged eva42 [618/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/30/18 18:17:31] vox, eva42, and woonack [2441/2908] have team battled M00nsl47r, Taffer, and TauPan [718/1705] and won! 0 days, 19:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 21:59:00] sjefen6 [399/751] has challenged eva42 [1158/1294] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:18:21 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[05/02/18 08:25:10] eva42 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:52 from level 78.
[05/07/18 21:10:03] eva42 [1016/1294] has come upon sjefen6 [316/751] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:11:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/08/18 19:07:56] freeboson, eva42, and mwhahaha [1852/3033] have team battled dwfreed, Bradicus, and yano [1052/1974] and won! 0 days, 06:08:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 09:36:38] eva42, TauPan, and seanmnaes [2359/2491] have team battled bigjay, darkmage, and Lios [1548/3245] and won! 1 day, 14:44:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 12:08:13] eva42 [775/1294] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [663/963] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:47:09 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/10/18 15:55:27] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:04 towards level 78.
[05/11/18 03:44:42] Agno, gildarts, eva42, and Xenthys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/18 03:44:42] eva42 [381/1294] has come upon gildarts [82/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:31:56 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/11/18 09:29:48] allo, Khorne, and damyan [1776/2413] have team battled eva42, elbie, and ishanyx [535/2770] and won! 0 days, 04:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 10:08:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 1 day, 07:33:51 toward level 78.
[05/12/18 11:58:27] eva42 [1105/1294] has challenged Zoddo [615/1190] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/12/18 13:29:17] eva42 [503/1294] has come upon csssuf [27/722] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:23:53 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/12/18 14:12:45] eva42 [93/1294] has come upon robox [586/812] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:11:52 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/12/18 14:21:45] Fyris [113/347] has challenged eva42 [678/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Fyris's clock.
[05/13/18 06:55:07] eva42 [954/1294] has come upon Sixbierehomme [152/685] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:02:41 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/13/18 18:47:05] eva42, Lemongrab, and Elgo [200/2056] have team battled Luamil, Lnk, and awgh [1366/2097] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 08:04:18] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:27:24 towards level 79.
[05/17/18 18:09:34] Fyris [171/371] has come upon eva42 [615/1294] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:04 is added to Fyris's clock.
[05/19/18 13:17:54] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:15 towards level 79.
[05/20/18 07:42:36] Mateusz [789/926] has challenged eva42 [1241/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:41:34 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[05/21/18 10:52:45] Yuhno [579/643] has challenged eva42 [5/1294] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:10:10 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[05/21/18 13:53:07] Xenthys, eva42, and NRKist [1811/2267] have team battled Heisenberg, abra0, and IndigoTiger [6/3103] and won! 0 days, 01:08:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 01:35:40] eva42 [6/1294] has come upon pfoley [387/660] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:42:50 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/22/18 03:25:26] eva42 [782/1294] has come upon Bradicus [511/748] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:19:16 is removed from eva42's clock.
[05/23/18 13:09:33] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:00:46 towards level 79.
[06/05/18 16:19:29] Flonk [187/750] has challenged eva42 [1070/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:31 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/05/18 16:50:39] eva42 [1084/1294] has come upon LukeLR [201/499] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:12:54 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/05/18 16:50:39] eva42 has dealt LukeLR a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:33:22 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[06/11/18 02:22:14] eva42 [849/1294] has come upon dwfreed [35/460] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:19:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/11/18 09:03:19] speedmann [108/607] has challenged eva42 [208/1294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to speedmann's clock.
[06/12/18 00:52:55] eva42 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:03 towards level 79.
[06/12/18 03:52:26] eva42 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:40 towards level 79.
[06/12/18 15:55:13] JensRex, wulk, and Tenorman [1302/2609] have team battled cirdan, loomysh, and eva42 [640/2967] and won! 2 days, 04:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 22:56:21] abra0 [729/1000] has challenged eva42 [938/1294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:01:51 is added to abra0's clock.
[06/13/18 02:57:46] Psilocybe [425/714] has challenged eva42 [729/1294] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:05:32 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/13/18 11:14:09] eva42 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:39:12 from level 79.
[06/13/18 16:47:36] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:51 towards level 79.
[06/14/18 02:55:59] eva42 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:21:37 from level 79.
[06/15/18 04:36:01] csc2ya, J, and wulk [521/1504] have team battled XF, dxtr, and eva42 [163/2117] and won! 0 days, 02:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/18 05:44:39] eva42 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:29:21 from level 79.
[06/16/18 21:34:31] eva42 [950/1294] has come upon moveax [396/770] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:20:13 is removed from eva42's clock.
[06/16/18 23:12:53] eva42 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:55 towards level 79.
[06/17/18 22:47:16] djm, nickware, and eva42 [882/2780] have team battled Zaratustra, dindinx, and JensRex [920/2855] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/18 23:22:08] Courage [278/317] has challenged eva42 [1000/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Courage's clock.
[06/18/18 20:08:39] eva42 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:08 from level 79.
[06/18/18 20:20:34] eva42 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:41 towards level 79.
[06/19/18 11:04:16] eva42 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:15 towards level 79.
[06/20/18 22:30:44] eva42 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:30 from level 79.
[06/25/18 23:07:53] eva42 [28/1294] has come upon MJ94 [219/676] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:32:28 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/26/18 12:08:49] Iri [148/587] has come upon eva42 [1172/1294] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:27:35 is added to Iri's clock.
[06/28/18 13:49:51] Dork_Knight, eva42, and D.Va [157/2737] have team battled xtort-, Zye, and greekman [718/2200] and lost! 3 days, 04:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/18 15:24:25] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:52 towards level 79.
[06/29/18 00:33:49] elbie [380/873] has challenged eva42 [395/1294] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:07:38 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/29/18 02:55:46] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:13 towards level 79.
[06/30/18 07:44:37] eva42 [477/1294] has challenged elf [910/1121] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:03:53 is added to eva42's clock.
[06/30/18 12:23:26] eva42 [998/1294] has come upon bozo [25/436] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:18:54 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/02/18 22:26:48] yano [489/698] has come upon eva42 [1081/1294] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:19:19 is added to yano's clock.
[07/03/18 07:09:40] eva42 [400/1294] has challenged Mateusz [715/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:59:05 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/03/18 10:10:45] eva42 [931/1294] has challenged basepi [590/836] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:30:40 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/03/18 18:11:45] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:55 towards level 79.
[07/05/18 01:29:00] eva42, astropoint, and TheDeadlyDandy [1200/2255] have team battled mustek, AngryParsley, and Heisenberg [1606/2911] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/18 05:03:50] eva42 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:36 towards level 79.
[07/05/18 06:24:00] eva42, ruan, and useless [813/2396] have team battled MetaNova, Tenorman, and niko [740/2614] and won! 0 days, 00:26:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 09:05:17] eva42 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:59 towards level 79.
[07/08/18 21:59:32] Heisenberg [279/933] has come upon eva42 [847/1294] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:24:42 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[07/10/18 15:35:16] eva42 [1225/1294] has come upon astropoint [328/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/11/18 02:20:50] eva42, brendan, and freeboson [3128/3699] have team battled acolarh, zankore, and bozo [789/1986] and won! 0 days, 01:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 07:34:44] eva42 [1159/1294] has challenged Syloq [137/477] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/11/18 12:53:44] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:22:27 towards level 80.
[07/11/18 16:03:20] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:50:52 towards level 80.
[07/12/18 01:23:06] hannesenator [448/1139] has challenged eva42 [135/1294] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:19:13 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[07/12/18 02:21:17] eva42 [577/1294] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [369/756] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:47:03 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/12/18 07:25:02] basepi, codedeeply, and hannesenator [1688/2843] have team battled vegadark, ncarl747, and eva42 [2072/2652] and lost! 1 day, 23:40:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 18:52:49] eva42 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:24:53 towards level 80.
[07/15/18 05:49:23] Zye [547/1201] has challenged eva42 [1138/1294] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:10:30 is added to Zye's clock.
[07/16/18 02:40:18] eva42 [1121/1294] has come upon zid [70/1011] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:35:46 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/16/18 03:29:07] eva42 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:22 towards level 80.
[07/17/18 07:19:25] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:40 towards level 80.
[07/17/18 16:30:44] eva42 [657/1294] has come upon Sixbierehomme [242/445] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:03:30 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/18/18 11:17:55] eva42 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:26 towards level 80.
[07/18/18 13:27:35] Nofew [583/1240] has come upon eva42 [607/1294] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:39:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/22/18 08:49:03] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:44 towards level 80.
[07/22/18 12:19:24] eva42 [930/1294] has come upon vrillusions [397/1287] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:34:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/22/18 12:49:58] Andries [270/767] has challenged eva42 [710/1294] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:37:42 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/23/18 09:55:15] eva42 [398/1294] has come upon hannesenator [805/1139] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:47:18 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/23/18 19:11:42] SirNudeln [7/50] has challenged eva42 [1258/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to SirNudeln's clock.
[07/25/18 06:12:16] eva42 [1049/1294] has challenged Ironhoof [436/1126] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:33:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/26/18 14:00:29] vox [571/1179] has come upon eva42 [281/1294] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:53:07 is removed from vox's clock.
[07/27/18 04:54:49] eva42 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! eva42's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/18 15:16:56] eva42 [664/1285] has challenged borsin [58/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:36:17 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/28/18 06:22:43] CornFly, eva42, and ilbelkyr [1246/3308] have team battled idlerpgww, el, and PinkiePie [282/2338] and won! 0 days, 03:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 20:05:57] eva42 [921/1285] has challenged Elgo [234/478] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:15:18 is removed from eva42's clock.
[07/30/18 05:31:47] eva42 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:03:18 towards level 81.
[07/30/18 10:09:13] eva42 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:03:36 towards level 81.
[07/30/18 10:37:59] eva42 [96/1294] has come upon Roxana [244/947] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:33:25 is added to eva42's clock.
[07/30/18 13:37:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 3 days, 16:12:07 toward level 81.
[07/31/18 05:47:36] eva42 [751/1294] has challenged Sixbierehomme [385/449] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:14:41 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/01/18 12:24:02] eva42 [1208/1294] has come upon lightstalker [419/500] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:12:17 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/02/18 10:02:49] theemstra [577/796] has come upon eva42 [429/1294] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:23:45 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/02/18 20:10:16] eva42 [1162/1294] has challenged simple [845/935] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:09:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/02/18 20:10:16] eva42 has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 16 days, 11:45:11 is added to simple's clock.
[08/03/18 02:02:28] eva42 [557/1294] has come upon KevinSpacey [309/504] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:58:31 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/03/18 06:13:55] eva42 [972/1294] has challenged alephnull [88/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:12:42 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/03/18 20:35:04] Tor, eva42, and mwhahaha [1856/3298] have team battled ncarl747, valdur55, and soltys [120/2233] and won! 0 days, 06:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/18 07:27:50] AngryParsley, Desspugne, and lipek [1652/2719] have team battled Atan, eva42, and mustek [9/2882] and won! 0 days, 03:37:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/18 08:23:59] bp [390/414] has challenged eva42 [807/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to bp's clock.
[11/10/18 20:27:56] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:32 towards level 81.
[11/11/18 03:15:33] JuanMaestro, Sharky4, and lipek [1243/2837] have team battled eva42, double, and allo [643/2959] and won! 1 day, 02:05:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/18 10:49:17] eva42, Mirc0p, and useless [2394/2942] have team battled holloway, freeboson, and LukeLR [1932/2518] and won! 3 days, 10:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/18 22:43:32] Beavis, brycec, eva42, and borsin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/18 21:28:41] eva42 [407/1294] has come upon womblecat [411/613] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:45:41 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/13/18 13:37:30] eva42 [1214/1294] has come upon Lemelisk [195/1292] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:35:08 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/13/18 13:37:39] eva42 [1192/1294] has come upon Lemelisk [400/1292] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:04:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/13/18 16:40:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 06:40:45 from level 81.
[11/15/18 01:35:55] mistaEvO8 [60/205] has challenged eva42 [318/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/15/18 03:41:14] simple [387/1106] has challenged eva42 [1203/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:30 is added to simple's clock.
[11/15/18 18:40:38] Lemelisk, zid, and bootdisk [1593/3517] have team battled canton7, Mateusz, and eva42 [397/3028] and won! 1 day, 23:02:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/18 03:05:43] eva42 [743/1294] has come upon simple [435/1106] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:50:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/16/18 12:48:47] eva42 [818/1294] has challenged MrGlass [325/958] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:48:05 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/17/18 09:46:23] eva42 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eva42's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/18 14:46:07] eva42 [651/1299] has come upon sunri5e [91/1149] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/17/18 19:57:11] jrosmith [593/893] has come upon eva42 [187/1311] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:35:54 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[11/18/18 13:39:42] HeavyPodda, bigjay, and eva42 [2755/3724] have team battled dindinx, canton7, and mustek [1646/2713] and won! 0 days, 11:55:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/18 02:25:44] eva42 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:42 towards level 81.
[11/19/18 04:02:45] eva42 [402/1311] has challenged Lnk [692/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:32 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/19/18 21:32:49] JuanMaestro, Khorne, eva42, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 09:06:42] TauPan [301/411] has come upon eva42 [1088/1311] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:26:46 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/20/18 12:16:12] eva42 [790/1311] has challenged grooverider [1070/1384] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/21/18 20:23:51] eva42 [805/1311] has come upon Lnk [361/893] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 13:49:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/22/18 21:06:51] Ttech [973/1702] has come upon eva42 [686/1311] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:37:02 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/24/18 01:52:54] eva42 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:27:54 from level 82.
[11/24/18 05:23:28] eva42 [697/1311] has come upon IdleMaster [274/802] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:54:22 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/24/18 05:23:28] eva42 has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:22:28 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/24/18 19:33:16] JensRex [896/1113] has challenged eva42 [28/1311] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:48:59 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[11/25/18 09:36:27] eva42 [410/1311] has challenged pfoley [527/667] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:36:00 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/27/18 03:16:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 03:17:02 from level 82.
[11/27/18 10:47:36] eva42 [464/1311] has challenged L [102/298] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:11:05 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/27/18 19:09:21] vegadark, AngryParsley, and JuanMaestro [1092/2647] have team battled Brady, eva42, and TimWolla [2190/3060] and lost! 2 days, 03:50:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/18 19:49:41] eva42 [664/1311] has challenged SCSi [11/522] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:26:10 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/28/18 04:27:47] eva42, Atan, and irix [427/2868] have team battled freeboson, h00k, and M144 [585/2072] and lost! 3 days, 01:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/18 06:54:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed eva42 with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 16:15:34 from level 82.
[11/30/18 09:59:58] eva42 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:13:40 from level 82.
[11/30/18 18:05:36] eva42 [810/1311] has challenged simple [730/1106] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:47:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/30/18 19:05:56] brendan, Lemongrab, and djm [1991/3301] have team battled pfoley, kenyon, and eva42 [2051/3369] and lost! 3 days, 23:19:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/18 20:17:41] Mateusz [678/1047] has come upon eva42 [588/1311] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:20:48 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/02/18 08:14:18] acolarh [293/676] has challenged eva42 [979/1311] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:01:48 is added to acolarh's clock.
[12/02/18 19:16:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 16 days, 11:40:32 toward level 82.
[12/10/18 00:44:50] M144, Zye, and Killerkid [1157/3027] have team battled eva42, vegadark, and Asara [2835/3511] and lost! 1 day, 22:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 00:55:10] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:44 towards level 82.
[12/10/18 15:27:59] eva42 [1142/1311] has come upon dindinx [199/940] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:19:07 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/11/18 07:19:23] Beavis, djm, and ilbelkyr [2353/2839] have team battled eva42, SlowRiot, and HeavyPodda [2507/3293] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 04:09:09] DrJosh9000 [423/511] has challenged eva42 [1242/1311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:54 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[12/13/18 14:24:53] Agent86, kork, and djm [631/1842] have team battled Lnk, eva42, and Crazycatlady [1296/2825] and lost! 1 day, 14:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 05:37:30] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:54:42 towards level 82.
[12/17/18 01:16:13] Curious_Onion [91/604] has challenged eva42 [882/1327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:24 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[12/19/18 01:38:57] eva42, PiotrekD, and Curious_Onion [2169/2637] have team battled Andries, MrGlass, and LukeLR [2298/2383] and lost! 0 days, 21:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/18 05:46:49] eva42 [1302/1327] has come upon alephnull [498/604] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:22:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/21/18 07:50:54] Brady [610/925] has come upon eva42 [944/1327] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:15:36 is added to Brady's clock.
[12/21/18 07:58:29] Nistur, eva42, and jrosmith [87/3008] have team battled fattrat, Jay_of_Delucia, and Geela [1515/2349] and lost! 4 days, 03:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/18 05:28:51] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:08:38 towards level 82.
[12/23/18 09:39:26] Ice__101 [83/290] has challenged eva42 [1204/1327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Ice__101's clock.
[12/24/18 09:52:24] bootdisk, Milquetoast, and crysys [951/2832] have team battled IllusiveMan_, simple, and eva42 [2547/2952] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 11:01:26] eva42 [602/1327] has come upon Zoddo [226/1116] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:21:38 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/24/18 14:07:15] eva42 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:38 from level 82.
[12/25/18 01:56:58] tspange [2/771] has challenged eva42 [346/1327] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to tspange's clock.
[12/25/18 12:37:47] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:30:46 towards level 82.
[12/26/18 06:24:47] idlerpgww, Brady, and eva42 [2388/3008] have team battled Heisenberg, Ice__101, and DrJosh9000 [981/1500] and won! 3 days, 08:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 12:15:27] eva42 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:32:30 towards level 82.
[12/31/18 17:39:30] ohnx [197/819] has challenged eva42 [1079/1327] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:45:40 is added to ohnx's clock.
[12/31/18 20:40:12] eva42 [348/1327] has challenged strife [72/413] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:06:36 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/01/19 17:45:08] eva42 [672/1327] has challenged GilbertErik [726/813] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:04:58 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/02/19 04:47:40] eva42 [313/1327] has challenged niko [538/611] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:19:48 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/03/19 20:08:49] eva42 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:06:52 towards level 82.
[01/03/19 21:01:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried eva42 6 days, 09:33:00 toward level 82.
[01/03/19 21:45:25] Nofew [678/1038] has come upon eva42 [292/1327] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:55:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/05/19 10:17:11] eva42, allo, and sunri5e [655/3049] have team battled GilbertErik, aismallard, and Milquetoast [1290/2559] and lost! 3 days, 23:21:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/19 12:03:09] ToHellWithGA, MetaNova, eva42, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/19 14:12:32] eva42 [743/1327] has challenged blizgerg [1121/1303] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:59:35 is added to eva42's clock.
[01/07/19 09:58:56] Xenofex, eva42, and loomysh [1387/2834] have team battled blizgerg, Herb_Tarlek, and bp [2526/2743] and lost! 1 day, 19:29:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/19 14:41:46] eva42 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:30 towards level 82.
[01/09/19 09:36:02] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:22:46 towards level 82.
[01/09/19 11:56:40] eva42 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:19 from level 82.
[01/09/19 13:17:02] eva42 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:38 towards level 82.
[01/10/19 13:29:22] manish17xxx, sigmg, and pfoley [731/2132] have team battled idlerpgww, D.Va, and eva42 [2528/2853] and lost! 5 days, 18:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 02:38:24] NPC4946410567318, KeboDK, and alephnull [1789/2355] have team battled bigjay, eva42, and brycec [2892/3968] and lost! 1 day, 11:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 11:10:11] eva42 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:35 towards level 82.
[01/12/19 15:30:43] eva42 [117/1327] has come upon crysys [611/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:58:25 is added to eva42's clock.
[02/03/19 12:09:18] NPC4946410567318 [26/762] has come upon eva42 [268/1327] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:27:38 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[02/04/19 05:27:06] Zoddo [280/1118] has challenged eva42 [64/1321] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:21:11 is removed from Zoddo's clock.