Player Info

User: fattrat
Class: dude
Admin?: No
Level: 114
Next level: 3 days, 01:31:48
Status: Offline
Host: fattrat!~fattrat@85.214.132.154
Account Created: Thu Sep 25 14:52:18 2014
Last login: Wed Mar 31 01:25:00 2021
Total time idled: 2252 days, 07:18:34
Current position: [279,481]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 72
boots: 261 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 99
gloves: 42
helm: 71 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 194
ring: 71 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 116
tunic: 72
weapon: 385 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1383

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 14 days, 00:00:00
part: None
quest: 1400 days, 11:03:17
quit: 383 days, 16:16:25

total: 1798 days, 03:19:42

Character Modifiers

[09/25/14 16:13:53] fattrat [1/3] has challenged VonGuard [0/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/25/14 17:45:14] fattrat [26/29] has challenged Quix0te [245/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/25/14 18:48:34] fattrat [24/38] has challenged MetaNova [306/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/25/14 22:14:19] pants [327/504] has challenged fattrat [24/68] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:17:29 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/25/14 23:13:36] fattrat [78/85] has challenged zinya [304/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/26/14 23:04:30] alexj [218/259] has challenged fattrat [2/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from alexj's clock.
[09/26/14 23:54:20] fattrat, TheRub, and kensington [63/1021] have team battled Virtual, Quix0te, and FenrirWolf [897/1849] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/14 10:21:11] fattrat [7/210] has challenged sjefen6 [295/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/27/14 11:58:36] Plasmastar [143/457] has come upon fattrat [2/210] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:36:38 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[09/27/14 17:50:49] fattrat [181/217] has challenged bigjay [109/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/28/14 00:29:07] fattrat [47/245] has challenged argus [231/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/28/14 10:34:09] fattrat [242/245] has challenged Babar [887/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/28/14 22:22:19] fattrat [83/245] has challenged yond [518/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/29/14 12:07:36] fattrat [138/317] has challenged Flynn [240/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/30/14 03:38:55] fattrat [125/353] has challenged prattmic [640/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/30/14 19:48:32] AngryParsley [207/872] has challenged fattrat [74/353] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:24:35 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/30/14 21:51:23] fattrat [148/376] has challenged drazil [182/330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/01/14 17:15:43] Avon [192/1074] has challenged fattrat [173/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:23:11 is removed from Avon's clock.
[10/01/14 18:43:58] fattrat [385/408] has challenged theblazehen [348/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/02/14 15:16:47] fattrat [62/408] has challenged keeper_c [72/1019] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/03/14 04:44:43] fattrat, gravis, and simple [992/1363] have team battled Wayneoween, SpamMage, and AKBlindy [1097/1800] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/14 23:45:49] fattrat [30/408] has challenged PersonalJ [422/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/04/14 17:00:57] gideonstar, honkybonky, and fattrat [1516/1754] have team battled sasaniak, ovf, and Birdbones [2020/2072] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/14 18:03:17] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:51 from level 36.
[10/04/14 20:38:31] fattrat [329/408] has come upon filinep [77/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:20:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/04/14 22:23:25] fattrat [102/408] has come upon Shayanjm [52/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/05/14 00:07:29] fattrat [190/408] has come upon h00k [357/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:21 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/05/14 09:16:53] fattrat [138/408] has challenged yond [168/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/06/14 00:36:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 02:04:18 toward level 37.
[10/06/14 21:18:14] fattrat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:21 from level 37.
[10/06/14 21:34:43] fattrat [317/411] has challenged pixelate [380/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/08/14 08:31:20] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:21 from level 38.
[10/08/14 18:18:15] fattrat [232/411] has challenged SchrodingersScat [320/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/10/14 09:00:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 04:43:03 toward level 39.
[10/10/14 16:23:02] fattrat [81/411] has challenged Doctor [337/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/13/14 03:50:29] fattrat [25/420] has challenged IdleBot [267/1405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/13/14 08:13:29] soverycoolyeah [27/31] has challenged fattrat [150/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to soverycoolyeah's clock.
[10/13/14 22:48:28] fattrat [126/420] has come upon Agent86 [153/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/14/14 03:45:17] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:33 from level 41.
[10/15/14 06:58:39] shandor [16/147] has challenged fattrat [381/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/15/14 09:37:56] Rarity [97/522] has come upon fattrat [362/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:42 is added to Rarity's clock.
[10/15/14 15:58:57] fattrat [231/420] has come upon a1291762 [274/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/16/14 04:06:55] suterismus, kensington, and Babar [172/2542] have team battled sartan, fattrat, and Valkor [1795/2331] and lost! 4 days, 10:23:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/14 12:11:21] fattrat [249/420] has challenged DemosDemon [332/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/17/14 17:39:09] kenyon, CRowen, and kaplejon [1508/1650] have team battled fattrat, yano, and Plasmastar [514/1840] and won! 0 days, 00:21:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 22:48:20] pants, ChiefRA, and fattrat [719/1481] have team battled TauPan, brian448, and jeaye [282/1242] and won! 0 days, 09:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 23:03:45] fattrat broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:07 from level 42.
[10/18/14 06:09:21] MontyZuma, irix, and Wayneoween [1338/2337] have team battled benonsoftware, Chosi, and fattrat [1104/1394] and won! 3 days, 04:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/14 16:21:28] fattrat [331/420] has come upon Str1ngS [159/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:58:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/19/14 10:29:05] fattrat [101/420] has challenged c0de [188/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/20/14 02:07:49] fattrat [230/420] has come upon m0shbear [363/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:46:16 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/20/14 10:54:48] Killerkid, Kabaka, h00k, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/14 12:50:37] arachnist [287/593] has challenged fattrat [295/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:41:53 is added to arachnist's clock.
[10/22/14 18:56:26] fattrat [391/426] has challenged ChiefRA [256/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/22/14 23:15:53] Vargink, Pici, and grooverider [1110/2058] have team battled IdleMaster, fattrat, and charitwo [843/1316] and won! 0 days, 15:42:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/14 15:27:20] igorastds [29/46] has challenged fattrat [296/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to igorastds's clock.
[11/13/14 03:54:16] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:26 from level 44.
[11/13/14 08:00:32] paklido [348/700] has come upon fattrat [276/426] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:37:06 is removed from paklido's clock.
[11/14/14 01:49:46] fattrat reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/14 08:33:01] fattrat [112/439] has challenged bairyn [111/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/14/14 14:33:00] Danthemandoo, XJR-9, and fattrat [215/1671] have team battled Tronsha, Agent86, and kaplejon [74/1315] and won! 0 days, 03:06:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/14 11:47:35] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:56 towards level 45.
[11/15/14 14:53:40] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:11 towards level 45.
[11/16/14 00:43:48] ruan, Meistarin, and fattrat [1722/2293] have team battled a1291762, yond, and Vargink [345/2097] and won! 0 days, 06:00:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/14 15:49:00] fattrat [47/441] has come upon Barry [75/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:39 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/16/14 23:57:44] fattrat [235/441] has come upon neo [46/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:07:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/17/14 05:55:21] sedrik [327/569] has come upon fattrat [87/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:00:22 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[11/17/14 16:54:53] fattrat [184/441] has challenged r00f [323/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/18/14 00:22:24] reim [56/276] has challenged fattrat [399/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to reim's clock.
[11/19/14 00:15:15] fattrat [276/441] has come upon Tronsha [20/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:15:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/19/14 00:15:15] fattrat has dealt Tronsha a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Tronsha's clock.
[11/21/14 17:30:46] fattrat lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:09 from level 46.
[11/22/14 00:28:38] Mevin [13/41] has challenged fattrat [250/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Mevin's clock.
[11/23/14 08:02:26] fattrat [208/473] has challenged Troxa [529/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/23/14 14:52:25] dwfreed [245/493] has challenged fattrat [472/473] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:22:58 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/24/14 22:14:17] digitaldonk, fattrat, and CRowen [1770/1922] have team battled godog, yond, and andrewhuntley [856/1675] and won! 0 days, 14:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 17:48:28] ChasedSpade [22/27] has challenged fattrat [377/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[12/02/14 02:09:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 11:40:16 toward level 47.
[12/02/14 04:05:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 16:44:33 toward level 47.
[12/04/14 09:06:52] fattrat [428/473] has challenged L235 [368/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/05/14 07:39:36] nickware, charitwo, and bendem [358/1500] have team battled fattrat, verrbot, and shandor [796/1514] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/14 19:16:00] Soappy, XJR-9, and greycat [679/1923] have team battled SlowRiot, fattrat, and Bokkie [1170/1394] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/14 08:06:15] identd, Mateusz, and CRowen [1507/1611] have team battled SpamMage, Kyree, and fattrat [526/1530] and won! 0 days, 07:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/14 16:33:16] fattrat [46/473] has challenged JuanMaestro [1/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:29:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/07/14 20:34:52] Egypt [5/222] has challenged fattrat [425/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Egypt's clock.
[12/08/14 08:08:29] fbenoit [149/532] has come upon fattrat [190/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:26 is added to fbenoit's clock.
[12/09/14 05:52:54] Majak [211/402] has challenged fattrat [85/473] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:03:20 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/09/14 15:45:53] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:32 from level 48.
[12/10/14 14:19:50] fattrat [99/473] has come upon h00k [414/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/10/14 19:05:11] fattrat [273/473] has challenged clonak [490/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/10/14 19:45:28] fattrat [12/473] has challenged SlowRiot [196/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/11/14 10:27:08] Ennd, fattrat, and XJR-9 [308/1721] have team battled Rarity, CornFly, and alexj [120/1507] and won! 1 day, 17:20:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/14 03:15:32] ReGan [418/475] has challenged fattrat [264/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:44 is removed from ReGan's clock.
[12/12/14 03:59:29] fattrat [186/473] has come upon Syloq [168/308] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:05:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/12/14 16:16:35] discopig, AKBlindy, and Ed [513/1394] have team battled CFSworks, suterismus, and fattrat [1520/2435] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/14 00:22:28] fattrat [79/473] has challenged SpamMage [340/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/13/14 01:53:49] fattrat [438/473] has come upon c0de [231/653] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/15/14 05:35:39] clonak [87/575] has come upon fattrat [274/473] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:12:40 is added to clonak's clock.
[12/15/14 10:51:37] fattrat, JuanMaestro, and Eksarion [966/1240] have team battled pants, SirMonkeybox, and prattmic [289/1952] and won! 0 days, 07:38:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 17:36:33] reim [262/424] has challenged fattrat [255/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from reim's clock.
[12/16/14 19:41:43] fattrat [358/491] has challenged Ed [118/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/17/14 10:51:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 12:09:28 toward level 50.
[12/17/14 14:35:48] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:29:17 from level 50.
[12/17/14 19:44:50] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:17 from level 50.
[12/18/14 10:04:49] fattrat [95/491] has challenged Birdbones [573/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:53:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/19/14 07:57:23] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:01 towards level 50.
[12/19/14 08:12:07] shandor [316/624] has challenged fattrat [6/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:25 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/20/14 06:59:18] G33KY [647/675] has come upon fattrat [488/491] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:59:33 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[12/20/14 06:59:18] G33KY has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:14:33 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/20/14 13:01:45] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:12 from level 50.
[12/21/14 07:25:56] fattrat [471/491] has come upon Sir_Lemming [405/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/22/14 09:10:06] fattrat [225/491] has come upon L235 [222/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:51:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/22/14 15:45:14] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:09 from level 50.
[12/23/14 00:23:10] desspugne, jbroome, and fattrat [1749/2063] have team battled mthw, TehKitti, and archlich [1360/1867] and won! 0 days, 01:15:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/14 10:18:42] fattrat [56/491] has come upon prime [73/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/24/14 01:46:22] irix, fattrat, and verrbot [302/1849] have team battled Adar, twohlix, and Cameron_D [1367/2429] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/14 19:25:43] fattrat [169/491] has challenged Weedle [370/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/26/14 07:18:37] Sprort [232/276] has challenged fattrat [227/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:37 is removed from Sprort's clock.
[12/26/14 14:15:34] Satoshi [662/867] has challenged fattrat [479/491] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:04:24 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/26/14 16:25:10] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:57 from level 50.
[12/27/14 00:49:16] fattrat [364/491] has challenged ToxicMouse [255/421] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/27/14 17:41:27] suterismus, idleOne, and Birdbones [1337/2972] have team battled allo, Plasmastar, and fattrat [835/1447] and won! 2 days, 13:08:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 18:34:52] nexxy, Mateusz, Birdbones, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/14 15:30:16] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:04 towards level 51.
[12/29/14 02:31:33] fattrat [402/496] has come upon dxrt [315/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:12:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/29/14 02:58:30] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:00 from level 51.
[12/29/14 17:55:56] CRowen, ToxicMouse, and Ed [938/1359] have team battled discopig, fattrat, and DiCEr1904 [252/1344] and won! 0 days, 01:55:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 22:40:17] dwfreed [448/502] has challenged fattrat [287/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:50:37 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/29/14 22:41:14] fattrat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:33 from level 51.
[12/31/14 05:59:50] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:37 towards level 51.
[12/31/14 19:14:41] Eksarion, ToxicMouse, and fattrat [646/1289] have team battled XJR-9, DiCEr1904, and kenyon [1441/2384] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/15 13:12:00] sedrik [92/605] has challenged fattrat [35/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[01/02/15 13:28:05] RBecker, Brom, and CRowen [772/1197] have team battled grooverider, shandor, and fattrat [997/2084] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/15 22:59:51] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:44 from level 51.
[01/03/15 07:17:20] fattrat misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:51 from level 51.
[01/03/15 09:20:11] fattrat [268/496] has challenged dindinx [492/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/03/15 13:34:48] fattrat [207/496] has come upon Wayneoween [128/613] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:08:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/04/15 02:09:23] fattrat [351/496] has come upon bendem [198/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:15:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/05/15 09:19:22] fattrat [92/517] has come upon Eksarion [90/372] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/06/15 21:07:20] Cenhinen [511/526] has come upon fattrat [294/517] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:54:41 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[01/07/15 10:53:42] jse [6/8] has challenged fattrat [237/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to jse's clock.
[01/08/15 12:08:11] fattrat [212/517] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [436/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/09/15 06:21:36] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:09 from level 52.
[01/09/15 11:40:41] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:34 towards level 52.
[01/10/15 14:59:51] fattrat [256/517] has come upon Kinsmir [288/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:08 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/10/15 17:29:34] svetlana [101/185] has challenged fattrat [1/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:02 is removed from svetlana's clock.
[01/10/15 23:16:34] SudoKing [303/492] has challenged fattrat [91/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[01/11/15 08:18:21] vegadark, simple, and ajhgfa [1092/1440] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and woonack [989/2200] and won! 1 day, 01:50:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/15 08:52:58] Xpktro, Lemelisk, Cameron_D, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/15 00:44:08] fattrat slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/15 03:33:26] fattrat [117/512] has come upon pipework [376/435] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/13/15 01:35:00] Wyverna [0/130] has challenged fattrat [19/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Wyverna's clock.
[01/13/15 03:42:06] Avon [1037/1059] has challenged fattrat [337/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:05 is removed from Avon's clock.
[01/13/15 06:18:50] fattrat [432/512] has challenged Alfie [304/721] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/13/15 19:53:19] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:14:47 from level 53.
[01/13/15 20:16:39] Spazturtle, Syloq, and identd [69/1711] have team battled Majak, G33KY, and fattrat [861/1681] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/15 15:52:03] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:21:04 from level 53.
[01/15/15 06:57:58] fattrat [294/512] has challenged vegadark [301/470] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:35:54 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/16/15 21:12:19] brendan [495/711] has challenged fattrat [469/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:19:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/17/15 23:39:43] gipyelrah, nickware, and fattrat [10/1877] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, kork, and vrillusions [940/2125] and lost! 1 day, 21:30:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 05:21:13] fattrat [310/512] has challenged bogdan [327/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/18/15 17:24:40] identd [131/613] has challenged fattrat [231/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:09 is added to identd's clock.
[01/19/15 22:52:29] sbp, Gunther, L235, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/15 11:45:16] fattrat [416/512] has come upon keeper_c [37/1019] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/30/15 15:41:04] reim [331/431] has challenged fattrat [286/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from reim's clock.
[01/31/15 13:36:48] fattrat, irix, and SirMonkeybox [2044/2136] have team battled yasdorian, Babar, and Weedle [2355/2362] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/15 15:49:13] shandor, Simie, and Zanoab [1608/2012] have team battled Jareeta, fattrat, and Kinsmir [772/2039] and won! 0 days, 01:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/15 04:21:31] r00f, grooverider, naw, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/15 17:06:22] twohlix [496/570] has come upon fattrat [321/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:29 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[02/05/15 10:17:43] jholtom [148/487] has challenged fattrat [118/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from jholtom's clock.
[02/05/15 16:14:11] fattrat [52/521] has challenged Virtual [817/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/05/15 23:12:53] fattrat [163/521] has come upon Zanoab [252/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/06/15 01:27:20] fattrat [468/523] has challenged mthw [665/688] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/06/15 08:33:52] SubWolf [61/251] has challenged fattrat [15/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from SubWolf's clock.
[02/06/15 20:23:47] fattrat [139/523] has challenged vegadark [432/470] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:55:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/07/15 04:26:30] fattrat [88/523] has challenged bigjay [236/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/08/15 06:29:11] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:35 towards level 54.
[02/11/15 19:42:29] fattrat [287/523] has come upon IdleMaster [17/391] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:01:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/12/15 09:17:02] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:15 towards level 54.
[02/13/15 01:04:56] Cysioland, fattrat, and Eksarion [801/1511] have team battled dxrt, Misza, and pants [1089/1846] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/15 09:48:46] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:16 towards level 54.
[02/16/15 01:27:49] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:07 towards level 54.
[02/16/15 11:42:15] mmhh [434/615] has challenged fattrat [245/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:34:12 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[02/17/15 02:46:22] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:17 from level 54.
[02/17/15 05:39:26] Opie [33/56] has challenged fattrat [320/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Opie's clock.
[02/17/15 14:51:16] iViLe [867/935] has challenged fattrat [501/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:17:15 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[02/17/15 17:48:10] DataSmythe [18/55] has challenged fattrat [98/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to DataSmythe's clock.
[02/18/15 00:58:52] fattrat [253/523] has come upon LordH [302/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:32:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/19/15 03:11:57] jenksy [32/158] has challenged fattrat [362/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/19/15 06:04:19] fattrat [460/523] has challenged Darky [254/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:27:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/20/15 02:15:13] yano, Sir_Lemming, idisjunction, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/15 10:22:03] fattrat [294/523] has challenged desspugne [56/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/21/15 10:22:03] In the fierce battle, desspugne dropped his level 102 tunic! fattrat picks it up, tossing his old level 100 tunic to desspugne.
[02/22/15 00:26:45] pfoley [293/677] has challenged fattrat [393/525] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:11:26 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/22/15 15:46:20] fattrat [19/525] has challenged Gatewayy [180/221] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/24/15 03:23:34] Cenhinen [290/527] has come upon fattrat [101/525] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:47:44 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[02/25/15 10:53:38] fattrat [1/525] has come upon iViLe [276/942] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/25/15 12:15:44] soltys [144/477] has come upon fattrat [84/525] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:25:57 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/27/15 10:11:43] fattrat [382/525] has challenged NezumiRyu [86/420] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:27:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/27/15 18:51:21] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:25 towards level 55.
[02/28/15 15:07:41] kenyon, soltys, and Cenhinen [2233/2234] have team battled Plasmastar, fattrat, and honkybonky [1495/1673] and won! 0 days, 08:49:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/15 20:23:33] fattrat [511/525] has challenged andrewhuntley [278/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:58:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/01/15 13:38:01] fattrat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:39:25 from level 55.
[03/01/15 19:31:56] fattrat [428/525] has come upon naw [259/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:59:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/01/15 23:38:05] ganja, grooverider, and fattrat [1017/1922] have team battled phobos_anomaly, Beavis, and aucg [202/1941] and won! 0 days, 06:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/15 22:31:47] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:56 from level 55.
[03/06/15 22:14:29] fattrat [478/525] has challenged keeper_c [99/1065] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:40:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/07/15 10:23:14] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:54 towards level 55.
[03/08/15 14:03:01] fattrat broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:24 from level 55.
[03/09/15 22:38:55] fattrat [369/525] has challenged Simie [727/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:54 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/09/15 23:00:23] fattrat [346/525] has come upon keeper_c [924/1065] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/10/15 01:46:31] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:24 towards level 55.
[03/10/15 19:02:22] fattrat [268/525] has come upon Mateusz [196/634] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/11/15 09:26:14] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:46 towards level 55.
[03/11/15 12:15:55] fattrat [331/530] has challenged suterismus [929/1099] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:10:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/12/15 04:33:37] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:39:38 towards level 56.
[03/12/15 17:14:12] fattrat [8/530] has come upon SirMonkeybox [307/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:30:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/13/15 10:07:59] Sir_Lemming [142/508] has challenged fattrat [371/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:33:47 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/14/15 14:17:43] fattrat [260/530] has challenged Darky [529/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:56:45 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/14/15 14:25:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 11:26:42 from level 56.
[03/15/15 03:22:58] Simie, fattrat, and irix [2180/2237] have team battled reim, droogie, and Frogging101 [463/2032] and won! 1 day, 08:52:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 17:31:12] phobos_anomaly, fattrat, and Sixbierehomme [506/1568] have team battled identd, Wyverna, and JustAPerson [106/1631] and won! 0 days, 02:45:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/15 07:13:51] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:01:06 from level 56.
[03/17/15 01:41:19] burnsie, bogdan, and fattrat [819/1404] have team battled Weedle, TauPan, and Tamini [1075/1351] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/15 06:25:40] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:25 towards level 56.
[03/17/15 13:57:29] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:42:53 towards level 56.
[03/17/15 23:59:32] Wir [302/334] has challenged fattrat [448/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Wir's clock.
[03/18/15 18:07:56] r00f [401/487] has come upon fattrat [340/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:30:48 is removed from r00f's clock.
[03/19/15 05:56:50] ChiefRA [40/542] has challenged fattrat [287/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:49 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[03/19/15 13:19:20] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:32:54 towards level 56.
[03/20/15 06:04:47] fattrat [17/530] has come upon Alric` [11/287] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:18:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/20/15 19:09:27] fattrat [227/530] has challenged Tenorman [27/894] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:30:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/20/15 19:09:27] fattrat has dealt Tenorman a Critical Strike! 10 days, 16:31:29 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/22/15 04:21:49] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:53 towards level 56.
[03/22/15 17:25:33] L235 [174/457] has challenged fattrat [448/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:19:03 is added to L235's clock.
[03/25/15 01:31:09] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:25:47 from level 56.
[03/25/15 06:33:05] fattrat [120/530] has come upon IdleMaster [285/387] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:01:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/25/15 17:07:52] FarfDert [107/218] has challenged fattrat [212/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to FarfDert's clock.
[03/27/15 02:28:06] fattrat [47/530] has come upon Akuma_no_Tsubasa [58/337] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:24:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/27/15 10:14:29] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:04 towards level 56.
[03/27/15 19:29:24] Totengeist, clonak, and fattrat [1926/1952] have team battled sjefen6, shandor, and r00f [385/1617] and won! 0 days, 02:57:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/15 20:59:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 17:38:11 from level 56.
[03/27/15 22:31:43] Tenorman, Lowbow, and Thracky [1729/1876] have team battled fattrat, idisjunction, and dindinx [432/2198] and won! 0 days, 03:09:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/15 18:16:54] lipek [866/1148] has come upon fattrat [252/530] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:11:41 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/30/15 22:35:48] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:18 towards level 56.
[04/01/15 19:08:22] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:03:15 towards level 56.
[04/02/15 23:50:27] Nahob [105/246] has challenged fattrat [426/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Nahob's clock.
[04/03/15 03:46:03] fattrat [335/530] has come upon MetaNova [292/704] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:01:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/03/15 16:44:25] Jens [813/908] has come upon fattrat [419/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:41 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/05/15 13:27:42] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:39 towards level 56.
[04/05/15 19:44:07] Cheeky [134/171] has challenged fattrat [471/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Cheeky's clock.
[04/06/15 22:01:47] fattrat [279/530] has come upon honkybonky [430/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:08:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/07/15 03:45:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 11:46:58 toward level 56.
[04/07/15 15:13:27] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:08:48 from level 56.
[04/08/15 04:39:40] fattrat was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:57:07 from level 56.
[04/08/15 10:30:38] L235, argus, and paramourne [384/1570] have team battled fattrat, NightRabbit, and jse [1149/1273] and lost! 1 day, 01:35:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/15 06:32:38] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:24 towards level 56.
[04/10/15 03:09:02] fattrat [446/530] has challenged Nahob [67/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:11:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/10/15 05:09:45] damyan [253/472] has challenged fattrat [343/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:12 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/10/15 17:41:48] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:59 towards level 56.
[04/10/15 21:03:39] fattrat [42/530] has come upon Cysioland [581/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:46:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/11/15 15:34:16] Akiyuki [421/515] has come upon fattrat [152/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:14:40 is removed from Akiyuki's clock.
[04/12/15 02:33:12] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:24:05 from level 56.
[04/12/15 14:25:59] fattrat [428/530] has come upon fwilson [58/262] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:45:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/12/15 19:44:58] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:54 towards level 56.
[04/14/15 10:49:14] fattrat [346/530] has challenged discopig [335/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/14/15 22:18:34] fattrat [120/530] has come upon naw [153/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/15/15 04:05:39] fattrat [63/611] has challenged IdleMaster [140/387] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/15/15 09:37:40] fattrat slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/15 09:50:24] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:39 towards level 57.
[04/15/15 12:29:25] kensington [414/449] has come upon fattrat [571/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:57 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/15/15 14:08:40] spaceCore [401/474] has come upon fattrat [544/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:38 is added to spaceCore's clock.
[04/15/15 16:07:15] fattrat sharpened the edge of his weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/15 17:29:10] roguesith, gipyelrah, and TauPan [1447/1512] have team battled fattrat, CornFly, and soltys [889/1536] and won! 0 days, 00:21:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/15 21:27:34] Cenhinen [223/580] has come upon fattrat [238/609] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:27:18 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[04/17/15 18:20:41] fattrat reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/15 18:37:02] fattrat [598/613] has come upon Charris [61/395] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:04:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/20/15 08:05:27] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:10 towards level 57.
[04/20/15 08:40:01] sjefen6 [379/426] has challenged fattrat [472/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:57 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/20/15 22:51:07] sasaniak [401/657] has come upon fattrat [267/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:10:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/15 00:41:19] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:02 towards level 57.
[04/21/15 04:21:28] Charris [35/397] has challenged fattrat [250/613] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:44:57 is added to Charris's clock.
[04/21/15 14:50:41] Silvanus_Betrium [278/492] has challenged fattrat [186/613] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:50:44 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[04/21/15 16:38:42] Rudeguard [57/210] has challenged fattrat [595/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Rudeguard's clock.
[04/21/15 17:10:33] hoover [308/356] has challenged fattrat [431/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to hoover's clock.
[04/22/15 02:13:24] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:24:51 towards level 57.
[04/22/15 19:04:55] fattrat [542/613] has come upon sedrik [527/644] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:07:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/23/15 03:16:04] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:54 towards level 57.
[04/23/15 17:07:59] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:50 towards level 57.
[04/23/15 19:56:25] fattrat [508/625] has come upon ruan [156/634] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:04:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/26/15 01:35:39] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:29 towards level 57.
[04/26/15 06:23:02] fattrat lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:08 from level 57.
[04/27/15 01:25:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 04:45:38 from level 57.
[05/07/15 04:23:58] astropoint [72/140] has challenged fattrat [411/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to astropoint's clock.
[05/07/15 17:10:34] paramourne [427/458] has challenged fattrat [555/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:45 is added to paramourne's clock.
[05/09/15 00:16:10] fattrat [156/625] has come upon CornFly [693/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:34:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/09/15 02:11:33] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:48 towards level 57.
[05/09/15 08:09:01] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:15 towards level 57.
[05/10/15 03:46:27] eatssauve [4/7] has challenged fattrat [318/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to eatssauve's clock.
[05/10/15 12:35:28] pipework [204/422] has challenged fattrat [155/625] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:43:35 is removed from pipework's clock.
[05/10/15 17:53:40] jholtom, sasaniak, and ryushe [1745/2086] have team battled Gatewayy, Adar, and fattrat [1634/1767] and won! 1 day, 20:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/15 09:12:29] fattrat, yond, and sedrik [915/2181] have team battled Meta, argus, and Satoshi [1264/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 17:02:55] fattrat [163/625] has challenged Brom [355/632] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/13/15 04:52:13] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:37:23 towards level 58.
[05/14/15 11:13:27] fattrat [166/625] has challenged suterismus [116/1125] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:00:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/14/15 18:54:18] suterismus [790/1125] has come upon fattrat [111/625] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:44:52 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/15/15 03:29:01] Brom, soltys, and yond [107/2029] have team battled plaller, fattrat, and discopig [941/1413] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/15 05:43:26] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:32:20 towards level 58.
[05/15/15 10:55:10] fattrat [366/625] has come upon gipyelrah [543/984] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:53:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/15/15 15:18:46] Str1ngS, cirdan, and cbob [1555/1645] have team battled sedrik, fattrat, and Ladon [587/1890] and won! 0 days, 04:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 15:52:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 16:05:00 toward level 58.
[05/17/15 20:44:21] Rarity [391/855] has come upon fattrat [401/625] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:10:09 is added to Rarity's clock.
[05/17/15 21:58:35] lipek, fattrat, and Beavis [2298/2806] have team battled grant050, cbob, and prattmic [1210/1536] and won! 3 days, 20:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 10:03:04] merryfett [88/472] has come upon fattrat [330/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:42:07 is added to merryfett's clock.
[05/18/15 22:21:46] fattrat [200/625] has challenged Lenny [684/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:32:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/20/15 13:25:24] sasaniak, ajhgfa, and soltys [1569/1597] have team battled pipework, fattrat, and elf [1194/1902] and won! 0 days, 11:48:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 15:07:25] fattrat [575/625] has come upon Plasmastar [276/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:02:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/20/15 15:07:25] fattrat has dealt Plasmastar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:54:31 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/21/15 01:22:01] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:18 towards level 58.
[05/21/15 07:17:24] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:25 towards level 58.
[05/22/15 00:49:39] fattrat [484/625] has come upon gazarsgo [26/53] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:35:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/22/15 19:53:10] fattrat [324/625] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [535/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:58:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/23/15 14:50:25] b0rk3dDAIntranet [23/214] has challenged fattrat [544/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to b0rk3dDAIntranet's clock.
[05/24/15 01:07:42] fattrat [263/625] has come upon Jareeta [791/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:56:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/24/15 02:43:15] Tamini, Syloq, and fattrat [148/1398] have team battled keeper_c, h00k, and Nofew [856/2774] and lost! 1 day, 09:46:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/15 07:06:32] sbp [382/664] has challenged fattrat [394/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/24/15 12:16:58] spaceCore, talso, and Foible [339/1630] have team battled ryushe, dxrt, and fattrat [2285/2458] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 05:12:51] Flintts [72/277] has challenged fattrat [524/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Flintts's clock.
[05/25/15 19:38:43] fattrat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:00 from level 58.
[05/28/15 14:58:56] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:53 towards level 58.
[05/28/15 21:59:51] iLP, Satoshi, and dxrt [691/2035] have team battled Mirc0p, fattrat, and grooverider [2/1956] and won! 0 days, 00:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/15 05:23:44] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:16 towards level 58.
[05/30/15 08:23:28] Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and fattrat [1614/2000] have team battled ChiefRA, Ladon, and Regnor [1/1578] and won! 0 days, 13:09:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/15 17:09:38] fattrat [43/625] has challenged blizgerg [317/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/01/15 00:55:28] dxrt, dindinx, and kensington [1030/1947] have team battled sauerkrause, fattrat, and pants [947/1381] and won! 2 days, 11:18:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 15:01:27] fattrat [502/625] has challenged Hydrogenum [495/985] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/01/15 21:42:06] splinny [151/194] has challenged fattrat [305/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to splinny's clock.
[06/02/15 07:04:03] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:16:59 towards level 59.
[06/02/15 21:15:11] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:19 towards level 59.
[06/03/15 00:33:28] iLP [383/386] has challenged fattrat [434/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to iLP's clock.
[06/03/15 17:29:45] pipework, cbob, and Brom [949/1504] have team battled nitzer, jholtom, and fattrat [1674/1771] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/15 20:45:07] fattrat [131/625] has challenged vegadark [431/545] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:48:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/04/15 22:45:20] kork, Panick, and fattrat [567/1417] have team battled Birdbones, RBecker, and iLP [972/1730] and lost! 1 day, 09:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 05:15:43] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:18:57 towards level 59.
[06/06/15 20:51:05] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:37 towards level 59.
[06/07/15 20:44:17] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:26 towards level 59.
[06/08/15 09:25:45] MontyZuma [406/931] has come upon fattrat [241/625] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:39:30 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[06/08/15 09:25:45] MontyZuma has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:39:26 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/10/15 16:36:08] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:55 towards level 59.
[06/11/15 14:36:00] plaller, simple, jeaye, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/15 10:28:35] Brainiac, Andries, and kensington [266/1564] have team battled fattrat, merryfett, and ryushe [890/2043] and lost! 3 days, 08:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/15 08:51:27] fattrat [616/625] has come upon likcoras [321/572] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:01:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/13/15 18:26:47] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:14 from level 59.
[06/14/15 06:39:07] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:12 towards level 59.
[06/14/15 11:44:42] sjums_the_great [211/372] has challenged fattrat [518/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:31 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/15/15 22:53:03] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:05 towards level 59.
[06/16/15 01:57:30] fattrat [259/625] has challenged Preedditty [31/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/17/15 01:05:21] astropoint [408/549] has challenged fattrat [159/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:35:22 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[06/18/15 16:18:33] clearcasting [389/632] has challenged fattrat [138/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:34 is removed from clearcasting's clock.
[06/20/15 01:59:21] fattrat [449/620] has come upon L235 [143/483] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/20/15 04:16:44] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:42 towards level 59.
[06/20/15 05:44:59] fattrat [452/620] has come upon XenGi [524/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/20/15 08:32:04] fattrat [32/620] has challenged Tesla [322/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/20/15 15:06:42] fattrat [119/620] has challenged Heisenberg [11/455] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:28:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/21/15 07:18:09] fattrat [216/620] has challenged CornFly [123/989] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:44:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/21/15 11:17:34] HeavyPodda, spaceCore, and XVar [1080/1376] have team battled fattrat, sjums_the_great, and yano [1090/1678] and lost! 1 day, 01:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/15 18:32:11] Gaius [5/253] has challenged fattrat [588/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Gaius's clock.
[06/22/15 12:26:57] fattrat [513/620] has challenged ChasedSpade [43/598] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:29:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/22/15 12:36:57] fattrat misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:17:56 from level 60.
[06/22/15 18:39:05] fattrat sharpened the edge of his weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/15 21:59:00] ruan [369/638] has come upon fattrat [458/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:46:52 is added to ruan's clock.
[06/25/15 03:46:18] Lemelisk [263/562] has challenged fattrat [505/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[06/27/15 07:21:19] Frogging101, Heisenberg, and fattrat [933/1647] have team battled greycat, idisjunction, and Avy [1454/1977] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/15 08:10:29] Nuve [246/261] has challenged fattrat [478/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Nuve's clock.
[06/28/15 17:50:03] brendan, Beavis, TimWolla, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/15 22:15:26] fattrat [296/624] has challenged pfoley [224/892] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:44:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/29/15 15:46:16] fattrat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:49 from level 60.
[06/30/15 20:58:18] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:33 towards level 60.
[07/01/15 05:33:01] fattrat [206/624] has challenged Agent86 [613/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/01/15 08:48:17] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:27 towards level 60.
[07/01/15 09:33:03] XVar, SirMonkeybox, and shandor [332/1851] have team battled ElectRo, Shr3k, and fattrat [1177/2403] and lost! 1 day, 12:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/15 18:37:14] abra0 [105/496] has challenged fattrat [415/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:11 is added to abra0's clock.
[07/01/15 21:20:57] plaller, fattrat, and sjefen6 [777/1479] have team battled csssuf, Birdbones, and SynthesizerPatel [244/2077] and won! 1 day, 10:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 00:04:52] Chuck, fattrat, and Boohbah [262/1443] have team battled Booya, shandor, and LordH [108/1793] and won! 0 days, 06:02:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 02:22:17] jstg, fattrat, and Misza [1031/2125] have team battled strugart, noother, and Totengeist [1559/2552] and lost! 2 days, 07:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 15:52:04] zid [148/809] has come upon fattrat [204/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:03 is added to zid's clock.
[07/04/15 19:02:23] Lilian, allo, and Totengeist [595/1729] have team battled fattrat, NezumiRyu, and modulus [30/1303] and won! 0 days, 00:30:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/15 08:03:40] fattrat [262/624] has come upon pants [379/454] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:27:31 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/05/15 13:01:22] fattrat [270/624] has come upon NezumiRyu [457/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:14:09 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/06/15 06:14:46] fattrat [85/624] has challenged ChiefRA [328/488] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:44:17 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/06/15 19:16:29] Ramsey, AKBlindy, and vegadark [840/1582] have team battled SirMonkeybox, XVar, and fattrat [1278/1769] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/15 07:52:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 4 days, 19:37:29 toward level 60.
[07/07/15 17:01:21] CFSworks [437/778] has come upon fattrat [94/624] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:52:03 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[07/07/15 17:26:59] fattrat [412/624] has challenged Preedditty [117/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:36:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/08/15 09:31:28] Heisenberg [361/463] has challenged fattrat [78/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/08/15 20:36:09] fattrat [73/624] has challenged droogie [245/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/10/15 14:57:07] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:23 from level 60.
[07/10/15 16:17:03] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:11 from level 60.
[07/11/15 12:21:24] fattrat [149/624] has challenged emmgame221 [156/175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/12/15 01:07:53] Haru [177/233] has challenged fattrat [359/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Haru's clock.
[07/12/15 02:08:07] noother [660/927] has come upon fattrat [390/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:15:52 is removed from noother's clock.
[07/12/15 17:03:53] Darky, redlegion, and noother [1647/2010] have team battled Brom, XJR-9, and fattrat [1436/1972] and won! 0 days, 01:44:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 03:17:51] yawgmoth, yasdorian, and Hydrogenum [759/2180] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and Darky [1090/1931] and lost! 0 days, 16:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 12:05:33] SlowRiot [884/928] has challenged fattrat [44/624] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/17/15 10:56:03] fattrat [469/740] has challenged AKBlindy [452/628] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/17/15 11:39:27] fattrat [565/740] has come upon Heisenberg [240/453] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:09:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/17/15 17:36:40] fattrat [141/740] has come upon neurospex [414/1024] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:27:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/19/15 11:08:52] fattrat [226/740] has come upon tmberg [539/882] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:45:33 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/19/15 14:40:23] fattrat [543/740] has come upon Valkor [2/893] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:04:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/19/15 22:49:30] bendem, naw, and emmgame221 [1299/1367] have team battled SlowRiot, fattrat, and csssuf [1121/2400] and won! 0 days, 02:02:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/15 05:01:07] BronyDee [45/350] has challenged fattrat [278/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[07/20/15 18:19:28] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:20 towards level 61.
[07/20/15 23:44:15] yawgmoth [190/530] has challenged fattrat [370/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:06:13 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[07/21/15 00:47:18] fattrat [638/740] has come upon woonack [499/799] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:07:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/21/15 02:39:24] fangfufu [164/200] has challenged fattrat [639/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[07/21/15 16:04:52] fattrat [23/740] has come upon strugart [584/724] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:42:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/21/15 23:20:03] TauPan, fattrat, and merx [721/1449] have team battled grooverider, Majak, and RistoUuranmaki [1609/1757] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/15 02:33:17] Chuck [390/432] has come upon fattrat [289/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:25 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[07/22/15 13:48:11] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:41 towards level 61.
[07/23/15 09:59:11] fattrat [212/740] has come upon TauPan [313/315] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:52:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/23/15 11:43:28] wallmani [276/281] has challenged fattrat [260/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from wallmani's clock.
[07/26/15 17:35:37] ToxicMouse [145/612] has challenged fattrat [374/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:52:49 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[07/27/15 17:27:30] Voidy, fattrat, and sjums_the_great [1220/1506] have team battled SlowRiot, dxrt, and Evanna [1999/2027] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/15 21:37:37] fattrat, idisjunction, and SlowRiot [1242/2315] have team battled wallmani, Oooooog, and Lilian [144/921] and won! 2 days, 16:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 07:49:19] Brom, ToxicMouse, and JustAPerson [740/1728] have team battled MetaNova, iViLe, and fattrat [1230/2336] and lost! 1 day, 12:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/15 09:13:18] wallmani, Mateusz, and Midsandhighs [1134/1384] have team battled MadHatter, fattrat, and aucg [1070/1950] and won! 0 days, 01:56:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/15 16:46:06] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:27:30 towards level 61.
[07/31/15 08:13:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 11:28:37 from level 61.
[07/31/15 20:48:54] ElectRo, CornFly, and Doctor [2994/3107] have team battled honkybonky, fattrat, and Mateusz [219/2288] and won! 0 days, 03:35:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/15 09:15:44] ajhgfa, yond, MadHatter, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/15 19:46:43] fattrat reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/15 06:03:14] fattrat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:26:59 from level 61.
[08/03/15 22:08:53] Chuck [200/432] has come upon fattrat [44/748] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:26 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[08/03/15 23:58:47] AngryParsley, Majak, and fattrat [418/2042] have team battled grant050, Zaratustra, and yano [1645/1743] and lost! 1 day, 21:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/15 09:15:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 05:06:11 toward level 61.
[08/05/15 21:05:20] fattrat [108/748] has come upon Tamini [372/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/06/15 19:52:26] Avon [394/1106] has come upon fattrat [144/748] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:12:44 is removed from Avon's clock.
[08/08/15 06:27:47] Evanna [329/424] has come upon fattrat [400/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:07 is added to Evanna's clock.
[08/08/15 09:37:53] fattrat [72/748] has challenged prattmic [393/880] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:34 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/08/15 11:38:31] fattrat [446/748] has challenged grant050 [281/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:06:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/08/15 13:34:42] fattrat [540/748] has come upon AngryParsley [94/891] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:38:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/08/15 22:21:35] fattrat, irix, and wallmani [574/1998] have team battled darkmage, Tenorman, and SlowRiot [123/2490] and won! 0 days, 06:50:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/15 22:46:25] fattrat [204/748] has come upon x86_64 [227/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:59:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/09/15 06:44:26] fattrat [395/748] has challenged Heisenberg [233/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:40 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/09/15 06:44:26] fattrat has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:25:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[08/10/15 00:50:06] fattrat [560/748] has challenged hazelnut [116/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/10/15 12:53:57] Majak [376/410] has challenged fattrat [191/748] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:26:22 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/11/15 10:00:42] fattrat [515/748] has challenged Meta [129/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/11/15 15:51:02] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:19 towards level 61.
[08/12/15 05:41:17] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:32 towards level 61.
[08/12/15 08:33:12] fattrat [299/748] has come upon clearcasting [516/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:06 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/12/15 18:53:04] redlegion [139/427] has challenged fattrat [472/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to redlegion's clock.
[08/13/15 15:54:45] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:52 towards level 61.
[08/14/15 00:21:24] fattrat [614/748] has challenged wallmani [10/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/14/15 18:27:17] fattrat [124/748] has challenged Preedditty [193/318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/14/15 22:35:08] kork, nitzer, and bogdan [1471/1622] have team battled fattrat, tangerine, and Bkid [1632/1641] and lost! 1 day, 22:12:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/15 01:43:06] fattrat [423/748] has challenged Crazycatlady [169/430] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/16/15 09:29:31] MetaNova, identd, and Kyree [1687/1927] have team battled noother, fattrat, and pixelate [2039/2195] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/15 11:46:13] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:52:30 from level 62.
[08/18/15 15:37:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 10 days, 09:27:36 toward level 62.
[08/19/15 02:03:12] fattrat, reveal, and astropoint [1035/1718] have team battled darkmage, Gizmokid2005, and dxrt [1889/2791] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 02:59:35] fattrat [432/748] has challenged AngryParsley [531/885] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:33:47 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/19/15 20:05:00] merx [188/508] has challenged fattrat [466/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:17 is added to merx's clock.
[08/21/15 07:08:19] fattrat, pixelate, and Oooooog [1608/1679] have team battled Simie, ruan, and Gaius [1150/1983] and won! 0 days, 03:37:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/15 14:16:45] fattrat, archlich, and nikoJ [530/1748] have team battled zankore, Cysioland, and MetaNova [908/1490] and lost! 5 days, 22:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/15 22:08:08] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:59:05 towards level 62.
[08/23/15 04:30:22] XVar [96/418] has challenged fattrat [643/748] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:52 is added to XVar's clock.
[08/23/15 10:04:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 25 days, 19:18:29 toward level 62.
[08/23/15 10:14:43] fattrat [645/748] has come upon ElectRo [133/1235] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:35:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.

[08/24/15 16:43:26] Setsu [20/26] has challenged fattrat [243/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Setsu's clock.
[09/01/15 10:25:17] charitwo, fattrat, and Sixbierehomme [1264/2022] have team battled Hydrogenum, blizgerg, and Tesla [2484/2740] and lost! 2 days, 02:24:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/15 03:06:11] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:15 towards level 62.
[09/03/15 14:13:16] archlich [60/552] has come upon fattrat [569/758] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:45:14 is added to archlich's clock.
[09/03/15 14:37:28] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:21 towards level 62.
[09/03/15 23:16:09] K0HAX [43/210] has challenged fattrat [203/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[09/04/15 00:44:34] fattrat [254/758] has come upon lipek [655/1119] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:56:06 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/04/15 03:05:55] GEnGEr [166/242] has challenged fattrat [693/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to GEnGEr's clock.
[09/04/15 05:00:28] mwheeler [253/335] has challenged fattrat [238/758] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from mwheeler's clock.
[09/05/15 06:16:16] pants [54/414] has come upon fattrat [190/758] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:26:42 is added to pants's clock.
[09/05/15 21:02:23] fattrat [473/758] has come upon nitzer [186/724] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:05:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/06/15 05:27:09] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:36 from level 62.
[09/06/15 07:34:26] irix [548/944] has challenged fattrat [522/758] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:53 is removed from irix's clock.
[09/06/15 07:47:10] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:54 from level 62.
[09/06/15 09:04:22] niko [84/256] has challenged fattrat [601/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to niko's clock.
[09/17/15 20:15:04] fattrat [256/758] has come upon splinny [559/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:50:25 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/18/15 01:54:08] fattrat [567/758] has come upon x86_64 [298/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:14:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/18/15 06:06:38] fattrat broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:06 from level 62.
[09/19/15 12:33:45] kork, icxcnika, and fattrat [312/1421] have team battled woonack, cirdan, and ekaron [839/1699] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/15 02:44:02] fattrat [431/758] has come upon XenGi [559/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/21/15 14:54:32] bl4ckscor3 [16/517] has come upon fattrat [658/758] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:40:17 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/21/15 14:54:47] bl4ckscor3 [289/517] has come upon fattrat [29/758] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:41:03 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/22/15 05:18:11] fattrat [633/758] has come upon clearcasting [682/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/22/15 16:51:00] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:50 towards level 62.
[09/22/15 16:55:23] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:06 towards level 62.
[09/23/15 21:12:22] fattrat [736/758] has come upon Prometheus [199/775] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/24/15 10:15:04] fattrat [665/758] has challenged MontyZuma [202/893] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/25/15 18:29:59] argus [47/711] has challenged fattrat [543/758] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:26:55 is added to argus's clock.
[09/26/15 19:06:22] bl4ckscor3, Zaratustra, godog, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/15 00:35:41] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:31 towards level 63.
[09/27/15 15:53:19] fattrat [521/758] has come upon Samus [195/653] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:42:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/28/15 00:48:18] Plasmastar [198/365] has challenged fattrat [642/758] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:20:23 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[09/28/15 07:43:40] Senka, fattrat, and kenyon [201/2537] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, Bokkie, and theemstra [1609/1930] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 12:08:21] unicron, n0mad, and fattrat [416/1609] have team battled Frogging101, Gatewayy, and Str1ngS [1021/1427] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 01:48:01] fattrat [552/758] has come upon n0mad [187/286] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/29/15 23:29:06] theemstra, fattrat, and Birdbones [1478/2124] have team battled charitwo, Tenorman, and astropoint [255/2029] and won! 0 days, 16:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 05:00:15] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:48:18 from level 63.
[09/30/15 07:31:16] discopig, Furry, and SudoKing [231/2358] have team battled Gerdesas, fattrat, and Sir_Lemming [1095/1915] and lost! 1 day, 14:29:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 10:22:55] fattrat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:44:16 from level 63.
[09/30/15 10:42:29] grant050, godog, and blizgerg [784/2010] have team battled MetaNova, agrajag, and fattrat [251/1957] and won! 0 days, 17:57:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 23:50:45] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:44:06 towards level 63.
[10/02/15 10:39:33] CornFly, h00k, and JustAPerson [2324/2536] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and Robmanx [615/1753] and won! 1 day, 16:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 12:30:15] fattrat [749/758] has challenged Virtual [931/1107] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:16 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/04/15 00:30:24] Heisenberg, fattrat, and Str1ngS [34/1794] have team battled yano, iynque, and kork [1255/1379] and lost! 3 days, 02:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/15 17:16:04] sasaniak, Chuck, and fattrat [613/1940] have team battled ruan, charitwo, and andoruh [678/1179] and lost! 4 days, 21:13:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/15 00:00:05] fattrat [208/758] has challenged SmOkE_RU [118/422] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:04:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/11/15 11:15:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 4 days, 22:13:49 toward level 63.
[10/11/15 19:38:21] fattrat [387/758] has come upon simple [173/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:50:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/11/15 19:38:21] fattrat has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:00:14 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/15 21:44:18] fattrat [462/758] has come upon Simie [270/752] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:36:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/12/15 06:04:09] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:04 towards level 63.
[10/12/15 07:19:38] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:50 towards level 63.
[10/12/15 15:58:15] joek [181/266] has challenged fattrat [724/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to joek's clock.
[10/12/15 17:51:12] tmberg [398/850] has challenged fattrat [564/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:13:17 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/12/15 19:26:35] fattrat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:31 from level 63.
[10/13/15 11:18:46] fattrat [663/758] has come upon IdleMaster [427/453] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:28:49 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/13/15 12:58:29] fattrat [495/758] has challenged ElectRo [349/1200] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:27:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/13/15 17:42:45] fattrat, astropoint, and sedrik [814/2138] have team battled Cysioland, gipyelrah, and daemoneye [809/2326] and won! 1 day, 04:25:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/15 14:16:33] MJ94, prime, and r00f [1045/2116] have team battled sjums_the_great, fattrat, and clonak [297/1755] and won! 0 days, 11:08:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 08:05:20] fattrat lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:00 from level 63.
[10/19/15 11:51:20] fattrat [149/758] has challenged SchrodingersScat [96/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/19/15 14:41:34] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:42 towards level 63.
[10/20/15 10:32:03] iamzim, JustAPerson, fattrat, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/15 14:05:24] fattrat [184/758] has challenged Zos [310/416] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/23/15 08:15:51] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:43 towards level 64.
[10/23/15 11:22:27] fattrat [757/758] has come upon Milquetoast [541/733] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:12:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/24/15 11:55:44] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:06:00 towards level 64.
[10/24/15 20:38:05] kork, pixelate, and bendem [156/1395] have team battled damyan, he1kki, and fattrat [8/1731] and won! 1 day, 00:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 08:47:13] Heisenberg [423/640] has challenged fattrat [228/758] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:26:42 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/27/15 07:53:24] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:30:25 towards level 64.
[10/27/15 20:57:08] DrOfBaconNomics [343/366] has challenged fattrat [739/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/27/15 22:52:55] fattrat [286/758] has come upon sasaniak [499/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:27:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/28/15 03:40:15] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:35:38 towards level 64.
[10/29/15 21:13:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 12 days, 09:58:27 toward level 64.
[10/29/15 23:44:06] grant050 [171/379] has come upon fattrat [34/758] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:31:51 is removed from grant050's clock.
[10/29/15 23:44:06] grant050 has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 4 days, 10:24:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/30/15 05:24:07] Tamini, fattrat, and gipyelrah [1187/2448] have team battled Nyarlathotep, phs_rainbow, and Crazycatlady [298/1041] and won! 0 days, 06:59:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/15 23:39:39] Str1ngS [380/418] has challenged fattrat [674/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:36:01 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[11/02/15 12:01:56] Douhet [89/507] has challenged fattrat [269/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Douhet's clock.
[11/03/15 17:27:28] clonak, SynthesizerPatel, and vox [1827/1957] have team battled iamzim, fattrat, and kork [1281/1556] and won! 0 days, 00:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 07:09:34] KyloRen [456/458] has challenged fattrat [209/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:25 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[11/07/15 08:17:59] fattrat [690/764] has challenged Milquetoast [522/768] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:45:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/07/15 20:22:02] fattrat [402/764] has challenged pfoley [530/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/08/15 04:32:43] streak [147/180] has challenged fattrat [371/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to streak's clock.
[11/08/15 09:26:25] fattrat [216/764] has challenged PriceChild [1/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:33:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/09/15 03:32:38] fattrat [33/764] has challenged Frogging101 [435/470] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:02:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/09/15 05:33:18] fattrat [645/764] has challenged shandor [391/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:52 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/09/15 05:33:18] In the fierce battle, shandor dropped his level 49 shield! fattrat picks it up, tossing his old level 45 shield to shandor.
[11/09/15 05:35:58] fattrat [188/768] has come upon XenGi [651/926] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:40:58 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/10/15 10:12:20] <GiantDianoga> [35/61] has challenged fattrat [546/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to <GiantDianoga>'s clock.
[11/12/15 14:33:43] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:42 towards level 64.
[11/14/15 06:32:55] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:27 from level 64.
[11/15/15 18:10:53] greycat, tmberg, and fattrat [1869/2429] have team battled Birdbones, kensington, and Zero [1391/1921] and won! 1 day, 11:15:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/15 05:23:57] Unikitty [340/473] has challenged fattrat [659/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:03:40 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[11/16/15 16:04:30] fattrat [551/768] has come upon Tamini [200/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:52:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/16/15 22:23:13] anal0g, Flynn, and argus [400/1882] have team battled iamzim, fattrat, and splinny [884/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/15 03:52:32] fattrat [535/768] has come upon Tamini [34/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/18/15 05:54:22] AggronStonebreak [0/3] has challenged fattrat [243/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to AggronStonebreak's clock.
[11/18/15 15:21:54] Arch-TK [4/17] has challenged fattrat [8/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Arch-TK's clock.
[11/19/15 08:22:29] Asara, PinkiePie, and Nofew [1040/2152] have team battled fattrat, Unikitty, and m0shbear [1452/2071] and lost! 0 days, 09:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/15 07:57:37] fattrat [622/768] has challenged Pici [274/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/20/15 19:22:17] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:47 towards level 64.
[11/20/15 21:46:10] fattrat [436/768] has challenged Bokkie [287/483] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/21/15 07:06:24] thindil [1/37] has challenged fattrat [168/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to thindil's clock.
[11/21/15 08:05:46] fattrat [687/768] has challenged dwfreed [109/437] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:57:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/21/15 13:23:57] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:34:08 towards level 65.
[11/22/15 16:48:57] lutoma, bendem, fattrat, and Lowbow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/15 01:34:46] zid [87/821] has come upon fattrat [412/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:01 is added to zid's clock.
[11/23/15 06:07:02] zid [641/821] has challenged fattrat [407/768] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from zid's clock.
[11/23/15 06:07:02] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped his level 45 charm! zid picks it up, tossing his old level 42 charm to fattrat.
[11/23/15 11:23:11] Heisenberg [114/644] has challenged fattrat [440/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:25:23 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/23/15 23:58:37] CornFly [671/996] has challenged fattrat [487/765] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/25/15 04:49:23] bl4ckscor3 [282/478] has come upon fattrat [278/765] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:52:47 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[11/25/15 09:10:44] reim, Fluttershy, and vegadark [553/2033] have team battled fattrat, suterismus, and D-NICE [1267/2437] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/15 10:53:34] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:06 towards level 65.
[11/26/15 11:48:26] davidfg4 [279/1043] has challenged fattrat [90/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:03:53 is removed from davidfg4's clock.
[11/27/15 00:25:54] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:17 towards level 65.
[11/27/15 11:03:18] TauPan [259/314] has challenged fattrat [52/765] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:00:50 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[11/27/15 13:38:04] fattrat [675/765] has come upon Brom [643/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:14:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/27/15 18:27:31] Diitto, shandor, and Ironhoof [1403/1993] have team battled fattrat, Gatewayy, and Cameron_D [355/2678] and won! 0 days, 15:58:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/15 02:08:15] fattrat [579/765] has challenged SpaceKookie [120/312] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:51:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/28/15 06:02:46] fattrat [169/765] has come upon allo [68/485] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:35:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/28/15 21:04:42] ChasedSpade, MontyZuma, fattrat, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/15 15:47:37] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:46 towards level 65.
[12/03/15 22:17:57] fattrat [535/765] has come upon SirMonkeybox [677/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/04/15 10:07:31] fattrat [172/765] has challenged LordH [505/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:34 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/04/15 14:23:03] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:43 towards level 65.
[12/05/15 17:29:42] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:29 towards level 65.
[12/05/15 19:20:14] Mateusz [459/774] has challenged fattrat [462/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:44:09 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/07/15 07:11:07] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:42 towards level 65.
[12/07/15 11:54:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 12:25:53 toward level 65.
[12/08/15 03:01:18] Lemelisk [769/1051] has come upon fattrat [311/765] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:45:45 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/08/15 22:35:11] PiotrekD, Totengeist, and darkmage [1779/2335] have team battled Ttech, eva42, and fattrat [2256/2980] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 04:51:59] fattrat [209/765] has challenged Lemelisk [681/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:14 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/10/15 06:59:54] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:02 towards level 65.
[12/10/15 07:41:36] ChasedSpade, grooverider, and elf [230/2494] have team battled D-NICE, Killerkid, and fattrat [952/1921] and lost! 1 day, 07:59:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 14:34:55] fattrat [734/765] has challenged redlegion [190/634] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:48:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/10/15 20:01:14] Lowbow, Sir_Lemming, and daemoneye [703/1666] have team battled kenyon, Hydrogenum, and fattrat [1105/2710] and lost! 4 days, 06:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/15 06:11:07] fattrat [560/765] has challenged allo [416/485] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:11:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/11/15 23:15:01] fattrat [660/765] has come upon BronyDee [342/384] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:33:41 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/12/15 04:19:41] BURUT [298/547] has challenged fattrat [511/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:50 is added to BURUT's clock.
[12/13/15 03:02:24] fattrat [232/765] has come upon mwhahaha [22/557] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:07:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/13/15 11:42:48] ProdigalTim [26/281] has challenged fattrat [360/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to ProdigalTim's clock.
[12/13/15 22:15:53] fattrat [147/765] has come upon fraq [96/596] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:51:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/14/15 11:30:48] fattrat [226/765] has come upon Petri [16/395] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:11:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/14/15 20:45:18] fattrat [369/765] has challenged Bkid [325/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:04:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/14/15 20:53:49] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:00 towards level 66.
[12/15/15 03:53:34] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:44:33 towards level 66.
[12/16/15 03:57:58] fattrat [29/765] has challenged TauPan [153/314] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:26:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/17/15 11:38:17] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:43 towards level 66.
[12/17/15 14:51:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 8 days, 03:45:53 toward level 66.
[12/17/15 19:09:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:04:15 from level 66.
[12/17/15 21:13:53] daemoneye, nitzer, and fattrat [468/2155] have team battled roy, Virtual, and dodobrain [357/1770] and won! 1 day, 11:33:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 08:34:38] fattrat, Lenny, and Kered [909/1916] have team battled argus, hannesenator, and holloway [334/1604] and won! 0 days, 00:15:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 11:38:28] fattrat [309/765] has come upon dwfreed [219/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.

[12/23/15 18:11:31] allo [223/485] has challenged fattrat [128/765] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:35:52 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/24/15 19:42:44] fattrat [609/765] has challenged Mateusz [678/774] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/25/15 04:15:29] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:06:21 towards level 67.
[12/25/15 11:35:09] Chuck [429/459] has come upon fattrat [240/765] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:22:31 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/25/15 23:33:11] Cameron_D [339/1056] has challenged fattrat [212/765] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:57:54 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/25/15 23:56:42] Mateusz [546/774] has challenged fattrat [356/765] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[12/28/15 14:51:02] fattrat [132/765] has come upon yasdorian [270/607] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:04:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/28/15 15:19:43] fattrat [42/765] has challenged Furry [105/524] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:20:22 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/28/15 16:30:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 48 days, 06:09:51 from level 67.
[12/28/15 17:14:14] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:16:45 towards level 67.
[12/28/15 22:19:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 66 days, 15:57:31 toward level 67.
[12/29/15 00:11:32] fattrat [722/765] has come upon identd [427/645] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:02:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/29/15 23:31:39] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:32 towards level 67.
[12/30/15 07:05:32] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:24:15 towards level 67.
[12/31/15 06:47:34] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:16:50 towards level 67.
[01/01/16 15:04:17] belugawhale, abra0, and Agent86 [1087/1678] have team battled arlen, lutoma, and fattrat [1111/2282] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/16 15:55:05] fattrat [223/765] has come upon pico [57/364] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:09:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/01/16 15:55:05] fattrat has dealt pico a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:59:13 is added to pico's clock.
[01/01/16 23:17:22] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:34 towards level 67.
[01/04/16 17:04:33] jdb [234/471] has challenged fattrat [344/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:01 is added to jdb's clock.
[01/05/16 20:47:33] jdb, FakeWizard, and Jareeta [1101/1985] have team battled MJ94, fattrat, and double [678/2224] and won! 0 days, 01:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 00:43:33] fattrat [624/765] has come upon Meta [228/663] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:04:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/06/16 01:10:13] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:47 towards level 67.
[01/06/16 14:21:42] Globalirc [97/544] has challenged fattrat [146/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:23 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[01/06/16 22:59:03] splinny, honkybonky, Nofew, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/16 14:02:39] Firien [333/580] has come upon fattrat [263/765] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:02:08 is removed from Firien's clock.
[01/08/16 03:10:14] joek, blizgerg, and strugart [418/2118] have team battled Mateusz, fattrat, and vox [2208/2272] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/16 12:47:39] AboveTheSky, lipek, and fattrat [1376/2292] have team battled andoruh, RistoUuranmaki, and kork [758/1263] and won! 0 days, 05:41:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 23:43:44] fattrat [329/765] has challenged ruan [337/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:07:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/11/16 12:32:57] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:23:34 from level 67.
[01/14/16 03:03:17] fattrat [376/765] has come upon Schrodinger [234/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/15/16 02:39:44] fattrat [722/765] has challenged identd [104/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:25:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/15/16 16:16:13] blizgerg, Danthemandoo, and fattrat [1146/2157] have team battled kensington, fraq, and XJR-9 [1492/2128] and lost! 0 days, 10:19:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/16 21:53:12] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:48 from level 67.
[01/17/16 17:27:45] Zaratustra, fattrat, and woonack [457/2272] have team battled kier, XenGi, and Cameron_D [347/2485] and won! 0 days, 03:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 06:46:22] fattrat [20/768] has challenged elf [0/840] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/18/16 07:51:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 23:06:17 from level 68.
[01/18/16 22:59:09] fattrat [749/768] has come upon MadMan [492/552] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:28:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/19/16 17:33:44] fattrat [98/768] has come upon bendem [195/646] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:16:29 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/19/16 22:22:43] fattrat [726/768] has challenged Zythan [252/359] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:45:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/20/16 04:56:32] jenksy [461/674] has come upon fattrat [16/768] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:17:54 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[01/20/16 07:09:21] ChasedSpade [225/649] has come upon fattrat [491/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:40:12 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[01/20/16 14:53:39] ETextra [124/216] has challenged fattrat [317/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to ETextra's clock.
[01/20/16 15:29:24] vrillusions [386/1007] has challenged fattrat [172/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:27 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[01/22/16 22:13:08] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:06:23 towards level 68.
[01/23/16 03:52:02] vox [283/752] has challenged fattrat [546/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:16 is added to vox's clock.
[01/23/16 04:05:06] Tatepon [161/186] has challenged fattrat [94/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from Tatepon's clock.
[01/24/16 14:12:48] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:34:35 towards level 68.
[01/27/16 00:50:38] Frogging101, babapest, and Valkor [1521/1549] have team battled Nic, Pici, and fattrat [1288/1886] and won! 0 days, 00:02:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/16 07:38:13] fattrat sharpened the edge of his weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/16 08:31:24] fattrat [507/784] has come upon kenyon [454/1443] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:40:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/28/16 12:41:01] PinkiePie [25/559] has challenged fattrat [357/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:37:05 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[01/30/16 00:37:15] fattrat [169/784] has come upon Ironhoof [397/466] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:49:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/30/16 00:37:30] fattrat [390/784] has come upon Ironhoof [6/466] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:43:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/30/16 02:03:06] fattrat [686/784] has come upon magnetik [432/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:36:41 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/30/16 10:58:31] eva42 [518/856] has challenged fattrat [186/784] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:08:45 is removed from eva42's clock.
[01/30/16 11:40:02] fattrat [775/784] has come upon tiwake [796/1008] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:10:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/31/16 11:07:40] dxrt [969/979] has challenged fattrat [485/784] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:30:45 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[01/31/16 21:15:37] echeese [19/71] has challenged fattrat [212/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/01/16 01:13:02] fattrat [562/784] has challenged CornFly [481/981] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:20:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/01/16 22:05:48] fattrat, Ttech, and Babar [605/3063] have team battled rodolfowtf, ChasedSpade, and Avon [859/2038] and lost! 1 day, 13:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/16 12:56:37] Sir_Lemming, fattrat, and davidfg4 [1468/2392] have team battled Ironhoof, Zythan, and Evrial [675/1468] and won! 2 days, 03:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 17:01:18] Majak, fattrat, and woonack [1492/1761] have team battled idisjunction, NoodleCake, and kier [88/1804] and won! 3 days, 07:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 05:19:37] fattrat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:10 from level 68.
[02/03/16 22:15:34] sjefen6, Brainiac, and fraq [555/2014] have team battled vox, fattrat, and Adar [311/2110] and won! 0 days, 16:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/16 17:13:16] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:29 towards level 68.
[02/06/16 01:59:08] fattrat [580/784] has challenged cirdan [230/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:00:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/07/16 04:07:06] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:15 towards level 68.
[02/07/16 20:35:49] vegadark [150/410] has come upon fattrat [426/784] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:01:18 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/08/16 05:18:17] m0shbear [310/607] has challenged fattrat [507/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:22 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[02/08/16 13:19:30] Evrial, pixelate, and lux [1376/1613] have team battled fattrat, argus, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [408/2493] and won! 0 days, 01:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 15:44:47] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:48 towards level 68.
[02/08/16 17:04:35] h00k, idisjunction, and Fahrenheit [38/2283] have team battled godog, fattrat, and Crazycatlady [173/1911] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/16 23:01:59] Virtual, irix, and yang [1522/2546] have team battled fattrat, MetaNova, and woonack [1104/1880] and won! 0 days, 07:28:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 22:46:48] fattrat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:04 from level 68.
[02/11/16 03:32:29] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:21 from level 68.
[02/11/16 11:08:18] plaller, roy, and fattrat [1524/1784] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, iViLe, and NoodleCake [591/1878] and won! 1 day, 22:48:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 22:52:59] Brainiac, Xenthys, kier, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/16 23:11:09] fattrat [589/784] has challenged grant050 [337/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:41:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/12/16 12:21:56] Alys [289/309] has come upon fattrat [649/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:15 is added to Alys's clock.
[02/13/16 00:35:43] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:46 towards level 68.
[02/13/16 23:22:27] fattrat slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/16/16 00:34:45] double, idisjunction, and Zaratustra [1750/2396] have team battled fattrat, abra0, and MetaNova [1014/1877] and won! 0 days, 15:05:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 01:38:19] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:17 towards level 68.
[02/16/16 15:14:03] JensRex [241/336] has come upon fattrat [475/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:12:35 is added to JensRex's clock.
[02/17/16 04:14:37] fattrat [281/779] has challenged d34th [586/602] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/18/16 17:59:30] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:50:46 towards level 69.
[02/19/16 16:52:42] fattrat [118/779] has come upon sasaniak [202/688] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:56:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/20/16 18:29:06] PersonalJ [428/463] has challenged fattrat [181/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:23:16 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[02/21/16 03:32:18] kork [355/414] has challenged fattrat [246/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:06:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/21/16 12:50:34] bl4ckscor3, r00f, and Totengeist [1854/2279] have team battled zid, Virtual, and fattrat [1873/2414] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/16 02:08:24] keeper_c, jdb, and Asara [1427/2638] have team battled fattrat, suterismus, and argus [1260/2687] and won! 0 days, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 03:29:17] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:39:34 from level 69.
[02/25/16 06:52:59] fattrat, Agent86, and MontyZuma [1358/2400] have team battled Valkor, sedrik, and arlen [1085/2535] and won! 1 day, 06:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 12:41:15] fattrat [465/779] has come upon MontyZuma [739/958] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:00:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/26/16 20:55:37] Agent86, fattrat, and abra0 [1099/2039] have team battled CornFly, jdb, and JensRex [433/1846] and won! 1 day, 06:41:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 18:24:19] fattrat [659/779] has challenged Schrodinger [346/462] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:03:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/28/16 19:33:39] pipework [392/468] has challenged fattrat [358/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:38:24 is removed from pipework's clock.
[02/29/16 07:37:43] vegadark [368/410] has challenged fattrat [241/779] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:51:18 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/01/16 06:45:42] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:36:05 from level 69.
[03/03/16 20:22:27] lipek, Douhet, and Chuck [1662/2217] have team battled m0shbear, fattrat, and magnetik [333/1860] and won! 1 day, 18:32:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 02:46:29] shandor, Evrial, and MadHatter [1224/1836] have team battled fattrat, wvlf, and Fluttershy [460/1934] and won! 2 days, 17:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 10:22:23] vrillusions, fattrat, and jenksy [1136/2488] have team battled Brom, zid, and BURUT [1930/1976] and lost! 2 days, 10:23:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 05:21:13] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:53:58 towards level 69.
[03/05/16 22:44:58] Pascal [45/306] has challenged fattrat [522/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Pascal's clock.
[03/05/16 23:45:58] fattrat [110/779] has challenged h00k [727/895] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:34:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/06/16 10:17:16] Sixbierehomme, jdb, and Babar [2021/2327] have team battled arlen, fattrat, and Ttech [2226/2890] and lost! 0 days, 23:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 10:56:10] fattrat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:54:54 from level 69.
[03/07/16 21:41:44] a1291762 [983/1023] has come upon fattrat [535/779] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:49:27 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[03/07/16 22:43:58] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:09:34 from level 69.
[03/08/16 02:01:39] Bkid, woonack, and fattrat [467/1955] have team battled mthw, iViLe, and Cameron_D [2505/2654] and lost! 2 days, 09:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 01:33:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 37 days, 12:42:09 from level 69.
[03/10/16 08:21:27] DesertStorm [501/616] has challenged fattrat [303/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:40:52 is removed from DesertStorm's clock.
[03/10/16 11:01:57] Bkid, grooverider, and Antutuuuuu [515/1918] have team battled SirMonkeybox, brycec, and fattrat [1673/1747] and lost! 0 days, 12:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 15:49:55] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:17:35 towards level 69.
[03/13/16 20:16:59] fattrat [548/779] has come upon CornFly [78/952] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 07:42:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/14/16 11:12:09] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:56:17 towards level 69.
[03/14/16 12:57:05] fattrat [167/779] has challenged simple [499/667] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:45:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/15/16 08:25:32] TauPan, fattrat, and DesertStorm [940/1708] have team battled Mirc0p, desspugne, and Gmane [1644/1867] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/16 18:07:25] fattrat [464/779] has challenged ruan [213/323] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:12:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/16/16 06:03:18] fattrat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:07:07 from level 69.
[03/17/16 00:33:02] d34th, irix, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [2878/3084] have team battled reim, fraq, and fattrat [1815/2376] and won! 2 days, 10:58:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 16:01:06] fattrat, Hydrogenum, and Tenorman [192/2107] have team battled himuraken, aucg, and Oooooog [715/1622] and lost! 1 day, 11:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/16 18:19:19] bigjay, dindinx, and Boohbah [2154/2173] have team battled Ironhoof, Nayena, and fattrat [102/1440] and won! 0 days, 04:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 22:26:14] iViLe [775/988] has challenged fattrat [479/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:25:55 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[03/18/16 00:44:33] babilen [35/77] has challenged fattrat [71/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to babilen's clock.
[03/19/16 21:45:39] fattrat [26/779] has come upon aucg [25/710] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:29:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/22/16 09:03:38] Chuck [10/437] has challenged fattrat [376/779] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:52:08 is added to Chuck's clock.
[03/22/16 11:40:18] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:53:46 towards level 69.
[03/22/16 12:33:43] fattrat [346/779] has come upon abra0 [228/572] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:46:35 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/23/16 14:43:36] kensington, blind, and Zaratustra [432/2211] have team battled Tzic, dindinx, and fattrat [1793/1858] and lost! 1 day, 12:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 20:16:22] fattrat [399/779] has challenged mordac [210/242] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:14:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/23/16 21:19:16] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:49:53 towards level 69.
[03/24/16 04:43:42] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:26 towards level 69.
[03/24/16 17:02:51] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:21 towards level 69.
[03/24/16 22:25:52] fattrat [366/779] has challenged mordac [194/272] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:41:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/25/16 05:28:18] fattrat [330/779] has challenged Diitto [323/1072] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:52:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/25/16 06:44:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 15 days, 22:10:45 toward level 69.
[03/26/16 05:01:09] fattrat [35/779] has come upon ville [533/620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:16:30 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/26/16 12:08:31] fattrat [637/779] has come upon Lemelisk [533/1075] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/27/16 03:25:59] fattrat [46/779] has come upon gipyelrah [780/1037] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:10:41 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/28/16 05:22:57] wvlf [155/302] has challenged fattrat [194/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to wvlf's clock.
[03/30/16 01:50:01] Fluttershy, mwhahaha, and Schrodinger [1452/2085] have team battled Samus, fattrat, and pants [555/2247] and won! 1 day, 16:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/16 10:56:25] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:20 towards level 69.
[03/31/16 13:22:02] fattrat [281/779] has challenged jenksy [120/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/31/16 21:30:23] fattrat [166/779] has come upon Kable [779/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/01/16 19:16:37] blizgerg, honkybonky, and fattrat [1651/2308] have team battled SlowRiot, Virtual, and Pogor [2/1857] and won! 1 day, 00:07:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 04:44:09] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:22 from level 69.
[04/02/16 10:08:29] Smockage, theemstra, and fattrat [99/1666] have team battled Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and SudoKing [2324/2499] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 09:00:46] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:37 towards level 69.
[04/03/16 11:36:57] Brom, KyloRen, and jstg [1312/1889] have team battled fattrat, Kiesteel, and GilbertErik [1180/1574] and won! 0 days, 04:32:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 12:57:15] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:16 towards level 69.
[04/03/16 18:49:43] Killerkid [91/852] has challenged fattrat [722/792] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:59:58 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[04/04/16 05:49:32] identd, Animalia, and fattrat [262/1701] have team battled Killerkid, JensRex, and MontyZuma [1374/2170] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/16 07:54:30] fattrat [150/792] has challenged Fahrenheit [89/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/05/16 11:04:22] sloth [6/286] has challenged fattrat [131/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to sloth's clock.
[04/05/16 11:04:40] SudoKing [387/662] has challenged fattrat [577/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:34:03 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[04/05/16 16:01:31] Stokim [2/4] has challenged fattrat [572/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Stokim's clock.
[04/06/16 03:10:29] fattrat [684/792] has challenged sloth [175/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/06/16 15:46:23] fattrat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:01 from level 69.
[04/06/16 17:37:14] fattrat [210/792] has come upon brycec [201/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:55:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/06/16 20:34:22] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:58 towards level 69.
[04/07/16 10:33:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 13:52:09 toward level 69.
[04/08/16 00:33:32] fattrat [497/792] has challenged yur [141/405] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:26:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/08/16 04:49:07] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:28:49 towards level 70.
[04/10/16 07:44:35] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:43:17 from level 70.
[04/11/16 03:12:22] theZoMBiE [230/441] has come upon fattrat [667/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:35 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/11/16 06:19:03] Gmane [330/362] has come upon fattrat [254/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:07:39 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[04/11/16 07:59:22] Birdbones [54/981] has challenged fattrat [536/792] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/11/16 15:33:35] fattrat [585/792] has come upon Sixbierehomme [435/806] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:53:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/13/16 21:56:51] LordH [339/792] has challenged fattrat [32/792] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:44:30 is removed from LordH's clock.
[04/14/16 08:17:31] fattrat [675/792] has come upon grooverider [335/856] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:00:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/14/16 23:02:17] buyoq [240/311] has challenged fattrat [31/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[04/14/16 23:02:17] buyoq has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 3 days, 18:13:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/15/16 02:34:55] Lios, fattrat, and sloth [1442/1833] have team battled dindinx, soltys, and vrillusions [1503/2217] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/16 10:25:51] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:32:25 towards level 70.
[04/18/16 19:03:14] fattrat [502/792] has come upon h00k [658/902] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:50:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/19/16 02:26:23] AbacusAvenger [206/259] has challenged fattrat [194/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:27 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/19/16 02:26:23] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped his level 112 tunic! AbacusAvenger picks it up, tossing his old level 27 tunic to fattrat.
[04/19/16 11:58:25] fattrat [18/707] has come upon Scar3cr0w [229/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:36:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/20/16 06:34:14] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:53 towards level 70.
[04/20/16 16:55:55] argus [141/781] has challenged fattrat [660/707] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:06:31 is added to argus's clock.
[04/20/16 21:02:07] kusuriya [234/667] has challenged fattrat [385/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to kusuriya's clock.
[04/21/16 09:29:34] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:58:55 towards level 70.
[04/21/16 10:02:07] pants [65/706] has challenged fattrat [0/707] in combat and won! 24 days, 12:29:28 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/22/16 13:18:07] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:59 towards level 70.
[04/26/16 04:43:06] Jareeta [645/1064] has challenged fattrat [33/707] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:16:34 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[04/28/16 21:09:19] m0shbear [423/621] has challenged fattrat [677/707] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:49:02 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[04/30/16 08:22:49] BURUT [395/554] has challenged fattrat [204/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:41:14 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[04/30/16 08:22:49] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped his level 148 amulet! BURUT picks it up, tossing his old level 34 amulet to fattrat.
[05/01/16 07:41:40] pixelate, Iria, and daemoneye [719/1593] have team battled fattrat, Antutuuuuu, and fraq [1277/2060] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/16 20:42:20] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:45 towards level 70.
[05/02/16 06:55:30] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:24:58 towards level 70.
[05/03/16 13:52:53] fattrat [541/593] has challenged keeper_c [110/1239] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:24:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/04/16 00:57:08] tspange [690/740] has challenged fattrat [426/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:34:04 is removed from tspange's clock.
[05/04/16 00:57:08] tspange has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:08:30 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/04/16 08:39:17] nhandler [134/348] has challenged fattrat [71/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:34 is removed from nhandler's clock.
[05/07/16 02:59:57] brycec, Bladerunner, and Andries [1127/1549] have team battled MJ94, fattrat, and vox [1342/2099] and lost! 0 days, 12:28:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 22:33:29] fattrat [17/593] has challenged elf [569/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:31:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/09/16 09:47:12] PiotrekD [58/588] has challenged fattrat [390/593] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:31:22 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/10/16 04:48:59] TheVoid [390/448] has challenged fattrat [452/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to TheVoid's clock.
[05/10/16 21:02:11] fattrat [526/593] has come upon fraq [216/958] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:59:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/11/16 18:11:41] soltys [367/603] has challenged fattrat [110/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:51 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/14/16 16:46:34] fattrat [322/599] has come upon vrillusions [641/990] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:11:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/15/16 13:13:35] fattrat [569/599] has come upon beefnog [407/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:04:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/16/16 19:38:53] sasaniak [218/657] has come upon fattrat [487/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:45:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/19/16 16:35:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 3 days, 10:50:29 toward level 70.
[05/21/16 15:45:31] odify [440/468] has challenged fattrat [423/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from odify's clock.
[05/22/16 10:22:07] Jareeta, fattrat, and sbp [62/2264] have team battled suterismus, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1260/1934] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 06:51:13] fattrat [512/608] has challenged ElectRo [617/1084] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/25/16 01:38:27] fattrat [595/608] has come upon Sixbierehomme [340/718] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:51:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/25/16 05:51:01] fattrat [480/608] has challenged vegadark [74/415] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:20:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/25/16 10:26:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 26 days, 19:33:01 toward level 71.
[05/25/16 21:09:15] rharwood, sjefen6, and prime [409/1428] have team battled vBm, tspange, and fattrat [1024/1467] and lost! 0 days, 11:34:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/16 20:23:18] kensington, fraq, and Fluttershy [1078/2580] have team battled fattrat, TauPan, and AngryParsley [765/1626] and won! 4 days, 00:06:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 02:32:39] Sage [59/249] has challenged fattrat [482/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Sage's clock.
[05/27/16 04:14:20] Jagon [430/444] has challenged fattrat [299/608] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from Jagon's clock.
[05/27/16 17:10:13] godog, gabriel, and Jareeta [1830/2857] have team battled holloway, DoomedExistence, and fattrat [1212/1701] and won! 1 day, 13:59:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 18:36:48] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:29:32 from level 71.
[05/28/16 00:07:24] m0shbear, HeavyPodda, and theZoMBiE [410/2046] have team battled fattrat, SlowRiot, and Satoshi [610/2368] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 10:37:24] Ttech, Mirc0p, and Simie [1576/2753] have team battled grooverider, fattrat, and shandor [2134/2224] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/16 03:41:17] fattrat [252/608] has come upon Boohbah [432/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:45:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/29/16 18:00:41] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:04 towards level 71.
[05/30/16 21:54:00] Lemelisk, sjums_the_great, Agent86, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/16 01:03:10] Geela [6/31] has challenged fattrat [160/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Geela's clock.
[05/31/16 19:02:45] Herb_Tarlek [441/442] has come upon fattrat [513/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:50 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/01/16 02:05:25] bigjay, Milquetoast, and Babar [2461/2889] have team battled fattrat, XenGi, and Sixbierehomme [2169/2232] and won! 0 days, 00:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/16 02:53:14] fattrat [43/608] has challenged damyan [1/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:44:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/02/16 18:07:23] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:17 from level 71.
[06/05/16 16:28:33] fattrat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:57 from level 71.
[06/06/16 03:38:30] argus [309/553] has challenged fattrat [7/611] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:29:56 is removed from argus's clock.
[06/06/16 03:38:30] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped his level 178 weapon! argus picks it up, tossing his old level 172 weapon to fattrat.
[06/07/16 10:55:52] rharwood, a1291762, and SarahD [1270/2118] have team battled MadMan, yano, and fattrat [1402/1793] and lost! 0 days, 19:44:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/16 12:51:05] fattrat [158/605] has challenged Danthemandoo [464/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:45 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/07/16 14:59:15] uhmmm [86/436] has challenged fattrat [159/605] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/08/16 15:40:46] suterismus, Sir_Lemming, and m0shbear [842/2446] have team battled fattrat, Beavis, and AngryParsley [416/2360] and won! 2 days, 00:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 21:34:47] stonehammer, lipek, and fattrat [1340/1978] have team battled idisjunction, darkmage, and sjums_the_great [1811/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/16 16:09:34] stonehammer [59/201] has challenged fattrat [46/605] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:36 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[06/09/16 18:11:58] sjefen6 [50/337] has challenged fattrat [127/605] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:30:31 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[06/10/16 14:21:36] fattrat [310/605] has challenged roy [491/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/13/16 01:22:28] Str1ngS, fattrat, and holloway [1550/1662] have team battled idisjunction, PriceChild, and PiMp0r [1042/1842] and won! 0 days, 14:36:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/16 04:56:19] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:38 towards level 71.
[06/13/16 12:40:44] robox, ruan, and theZoMBiE [277/1446] have team battled fattrat, vegadark, and suterismus [1226/2230] and lost! 1 day, 07:01:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/16 18:49:36] fattrat [468/605] has challenged Jareeta [712/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:06 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/16/16 05:58:56] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:48 towards level 71.
[06/16/16 09:14:38] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:50 towards level 71.
[06/16/16 13:26:52] fattrat [363/605] has challenged yasdorian [588/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/16/16 18:28:35] fattrat [160/605] has challenged simple [284/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:21 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/17/16 00:18:21] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:30 towards level 71.
[06/17/16 11:33:00] fattrat [472/636] has challenged AbacusAvenger [85/481] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/18/16 06:48:47] yur [28/478] has come upon fattrat [391/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:21:10 is added to yur's clock.
[06/18/16 17:15:13] Asara [674/1070] has come upon fattrat [567/636] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:29:40 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/18/16 18:37:38] fattrat, Killerkid, and Agent86 [811/2100] have team battled PersonalJ, Milquetoast, and Xyrael [1550/2154] and lost! 2 days, 08:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 03:32:26] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:18:03 towards level 72.
[06/20/16 00:00:26] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:56:53 from level 72.
[06/20/16 00:25:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 23:32:00 from level 72.
[06/23/16 15:23:16] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:03:19 towards level 72.
[06/23/16 15:53:50] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:49:31 towards level 72.
[06/23/16 16:45:26] Kronos, BronyDee, Eldoreth, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/16 08:34:05] Bradicus [2/378] has come upon fattrat [39/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:20 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[06/25/16 03:15:30] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:15:08 towards level 72.
[06/25/16 07:41:45] Brom [328/598] has challenged fattrat [520/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:35:19 is added to Brom's clock.
[06/25/16 23:20:41] fattrat [631/636] has come upon vrillusions [994/996] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:18:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/26/16 17:48:56] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:15:22 towards level 72.
[06/26/16 21:02:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 13 days, 00:15:49 toward level 72.
[06/26/16 23:09:01] Gatewayy, Bradicus, gabriel, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/16 13:00:39] fattrat [100/636] has challenged mordac [156/543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:04:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/28/16 04:35:13] Rognak [66/291] has challenged fattrat [165/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Rognak's clock.
[06/28/16 20:16:24] fattrat [43/636] has come upon Pokota [361/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:57:39 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/28/16 23:02:19] fattrat [578/636] has come upon Bvarne [356/708] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:59:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/29/16 10:22:13] Bvarne [428/708] has challenged fattrat [475/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[06/29/16 13:59:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 10:50:00 toward level 72.
[06/30/16 03:39:29] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:20 towards level 72.
[07/03/16 03:47:45] HeavyPodda [241/922] has challenged fattrat [207/642] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:57:38 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/04/16 18:35:27] pfoley, fattrat, and Fluttershy [482/2302] have team battled Woona, gipyelrah, and argus [1890/2078] and lost! 3 days, 10:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 12:14:31] fusion89k [144/171] has challenged fattrat [472/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to fusion89k's clock.
[07/05/16 15:54:32] fattrat, Sir_Lemming, and Milquetoast [105/2153] have team battled shandor, allo, and d34th [373/2224] and lost! 0 days, 19:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 20:37:43] Furry, buyoq, and TauPan [835/1270] have team battled RBecker, fattrat, and kier [664/2178] and won! 1 day, 09:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/16 23:47:43] rolando [33/339] has come upon fattrat [187/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:07 is added to rolando's clock.
[07/09/16 07:18:38] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:36:29 towards level 72.
[07/09/16 14:52:53] fattrat [607/642] has come upon Kronos [89/413] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/09/16 15:15:16] Circumflex [79/140] has come upon fattrat [595/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to Circumflex's clock.
[07/17/16 09:56:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 5 days, 20:34:38 toward level 72.
[07/19/16 04:24:11] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:02 towards level 72.
[07/19/16 20:27:49] shrivel [114/184] has challenged fattrat [611/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/20/16 04:43:07] fattrat [580/642] has challenged allo [9/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:59:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/20/16 18:48:40] bigjay [303/1019] has challenged fattrat [390/642] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:43:24 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/21/16 00:47:08] honkybonky, roy, and SirMonkeybox [1502/2197] have team battled fattrat, robflop, and SynthesizerPatel [2068/2072] and lost! 1 day, 01:24:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/16 11:15:57] fattrat [274/642] has challenged Heisenberg [671/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:39 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/24/16 22:29:23] ville [289/789] has challenged fattrat [43/642] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:48:59 is removed from ville's clock.
[07/28/16 04:59:12] fattrat [562/642] has challenged SudoKing [584/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/28/16 13:59:20] fattrat [562/645] has come upon PiotrekD [534/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:31:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/28/16 18:50:32] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:24 towards level 72.
[07/28/16 18:53:58] lipek, Bradicus, and fattrat [304/2216] have team battled XenGi, SirNeo, and shandor [1700/2150] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 21:08:17] fattrat [447/645] has challenged Mjolnir [150/350] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:28:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/29/16 00:13:38] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:35 towards level 73.
[08/01/16 07:32:11] fattrat [372/645] has come upon woonack [120/497] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:12:05 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/01/16 08:53:26] Herb_Tarlek [272/489] has challenged fattrat [602/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/02/16 05:00:25] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:36:49 towards level 73.
[08/02/16 09:57:47] fattrat [59/645] has come upon zankore [380/742] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:25:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/02/16 20:15:38] fattrat [19/645] has come upon PiotrekD [110/611] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:00:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/03/16 00:00:39] Bradicus, Stokim, kier, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/16 00:46:36] cirdan, ville, and Regnor [946/2503] have team battled Douhet, PiMp0r, and fattrat [305/1993] and won! 0 days, 00:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 09:12:21] Agusanz, fattrat, and basepi [1687/1692] have team battled kenyon, Killerkid, and SirMonkeybox [820/3144] and won! 0 days, 16:29:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/16 03:29:05] everbrew [189/522] has challenged fattrat [643/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to everbrew's clock.
[08/06/16 08:24:02] fattrat [413/645] has challenged woonack [361/455] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:05:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/07/16 01:30:51] fattrat [387/645] has challenged damyan [366/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:57:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/08/16 18:22:29] cudaman73, CornFly, and AngryParsley [910/2166] have team battled fattrat, kensington, and Eldoreth [313/1600] and won! 1 day, 05:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 19:47:43] cjrc [34/482] has challenged fattrat [553/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:33 is added to cjrc's clock.
[08/09/16 21:05:18] fattrat, Agent86, and SlowRiot [1586/2171] have team battled Bradicus, PiotrekD, and everbrew [368/1540] and won! 0 days, 06:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 10:11:28] fattrat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:26:24 from level 73.
[08/12/16 05:52:30] fattrat [424/645] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [177/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:35:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/12/16 11:26:36] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:03 towards level 73.
[08/13/16 05:29:33] yano [404/614] has challenged fattrat [224/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:07:30 is removed from yano's clock.
[08/14/16 21:31:07] fattrat [378/645] has come upon shandor [13/744] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:17:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/16/16 12:00:16] Pascal, roy, and fattrat [1507/1801] have team battled gabriel, SchrodingersScat, and Brainiac [840/2328] and won! 1 day, 03:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 11:03:47] Milquetoast [779/872] has come upon fattrat [293/645] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:23:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/17/16 16:51:09] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:50 towards level 73.
[08/17/16 21:37:25] honkybonky [56/821] has challenged fattrat [130/645] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[08/18/16 14:55:07] vrillusions, Boohbah, and SchrodingersScat [583/2173] have team battled everbrew, fattrat, and fangfufu [1113/1855] and lost! 0 days, 08:01:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/16 15:15:18] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:08 from level 73.
[08/20/16 21:56:03] fattrat [256/645] has challenged cirdan [260/778] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/21/16 04:02:35] Merkel [250/264] has challenged fattrat [221/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[08/22/16 23:33:34] fattrat [445/645] has come upon yano [429/653] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:57:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/23/16 03:32:59] fattrat [147/645] has challenged Zaratustra [896/1129] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:03:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/25/16 18:19:48] fattrat [428/645] has come upon KeboDK [816/854] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:52:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/26/16 21:08:56] a1291762 [137/1023] has come upon fattrat [598/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:40:35 is added to a1291762's clock.
[08/27/16 00:07:27] fattrat [231/645] has challenged HeavyPodda [812/905] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:00:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/28/16 03:19:33] fattrat [526/645] has challenged unicron [450/718] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:04:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/28/16 10:30:57] fattrat [505/645] has come upon Realmy [334/447] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:42:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/29/16 02:28:49] fattrat [45/645] has challenged Misza [263/965] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:17:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/29/16 03:12:32] fattrat [544/645] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [73/666] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:46:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/29/16 12:05:57] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:58:35 from level 74.
[08/30/16 00:10:10] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:42:40 towards level 74.
[08/30/16 06:34:58] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:19:06 towards level 74.
[08/30/16 09:41:13] fattrat [547/645] has challenged Ironhoof [737/821] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:29:06 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/30/16 23:50:04] fattrat [383/645] has come upon Satoshi [142/761] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:41:35 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/01/16 01:07:11] Cypher [462/991] has challenged fattrat [243/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:16:50 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/01/16 09:41:11] fattrat [557/645] has come upon Jareeta [418/1070] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:53:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/05/16 06:19:13] fattrat [504/645] has come upon holloway [3/517] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:39:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/05/16 18:04:37] fattrat [115/645] has come upon MontyZuma [931/1057] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:19:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/07/16 03:53:38] BURUT [233/909] has come upon fattrat [343/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:02:25 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/09/16 08:12:32] Agusanz, AbacusAvenger, bigjay, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.

[09/19/16 14:25:54] fattrat [120/645] has come upon freeboson [133/588] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:30:44 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/19/16 20:39:36] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:19 towards level 74.
[09/20/16 03:33:24] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:14:28 from level 74.
[09/20/16 15:56:37] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:26 towards level 74.
[09/20/16 23:27:24] Cameron_D [198/1110] has come upon fattrat [320/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:20:15 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[09/21/16 06:10:20] fattrat, himuraken, and Doctor [1373/2105] have team battled Evrial, PiMp0r, and Virtual [1437/1620] and lost! 0 days, 18:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 17:35:07] fattrat [519/645] has come upon Firien [797/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:11:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/23/16 03:21:06] yur [221/488] has challenged fattrat [464/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:32 is added to yur's clock.
[09/26/16 05:42:54] hatfolk [63/321] has challenged fattrat [382/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to hatfolk's clock.
[09/27/16 10:20:19] Wigglytuff [8/70] has challenged fattrat [496/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Wigglytuff's clock.
[09/28/16 05:13:22] fattrat [23/645] has come upon zankore [309/763] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:52:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/28/16 12:12:22] fattrat [336/645] has come upon brycec [713/974] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:22:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/28/16 15:25:39] hannesenator [776/894] has come upon fattrat [158/645] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:32:45 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[09/28/16 17:24:54] shymega [154/249] has challenged fattrat [311/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/29/16 13:32:41] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:48 towards level 74.
[09/29/16 18:31:14] Agent86, fattrat, MadMan, and Plasmastar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/16 04:26:26] yasdorian [124/599] has come upon fattrat [161/645] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:57:02 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[09/30/16 08:07:52] fattrat, Zaratustra, and Chuck [40/2008] have team battled holloway, gabriel, and sbp [1116/2262] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 18:44:45] Virtual, Bkid, and fattrat [138/1630] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Birdbones, and fangfufu [1166/2427] and lost! 1 day, 09:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/16 11:24:02] zid, sasaniak, fattrat, and gazarsgo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/16 14:08:26] jenksy [200/876] has come upon fattrat [467/645] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:57:48 is added to jenksy's clock.
[10/06/16 19:36:47] fattrat [64/645] has challenged zokko [650/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:15:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/08/16 12:09:38] godog [74/649] has come upon fattrat [185/645] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:48:47 is added to godog's clock.
[10/09/16 04:39:33] Evrial [19/649] has come upon fattrat [256/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:50 is added to Evrial's clock.
[10/09/16 18:27:49] AbacusAvenger [232/510] has challenged fattrat [404/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:35:25 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[10/10/16 03:29:42] fattrat [384/645] has come upon a1291762 [143/1029] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:35:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/10/16 06:26:04] fattrat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:01:05 from level 74.
[10/10/16 10:02:26] PiotrekD, fattrat, and IndigoTiger [559/2346] have team battled brendan, Relayer, and PinkiePie [1862/2043] and lost! 1 day, 18:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/16 17:35:15] nikoJ [441/452] has challenged fattrat [205/645] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:38:05 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[10/11/16 20:50:24] BURUT [69/919] has challenged fattrat [574/645] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:13:31 is added to BURUT's clock.
[11/17/16 07:39:07] fattrat [483/645] has challenged V`ger [61/145] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/18/16 21:08:22] fattrat [197/645] has come upon strugart [288/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:21:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/19/16 07:29:19] dindinx [168/423] has come upon fattrat [481/645] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:55:22 is added to dindinx's clock.
[11/19/16 20:47:40] fattrat, canton7, and astropoint [709/1909] have team battled mordac, VoidFox, and Sir_Lemming [1012/1871] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 06:46:18] fattrat [232/645] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [899/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:46:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/20/16 09:10:25] zankore [703/763] has challenged fattrat [629/645] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:34:28 is removed from zankore's clock.
[11/21/16 03:38:19] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:13:43 from level 74.
[11/21/16 07:19:11] fattrat [133/645] has challenged Pithlit [371/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:46:25 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/21/16 17:03:09] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:25 towards level 74.
[11/22/16 22:36:56] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:28 towards level 74.
[11/22/16 23:12:45] blizgerg [453/839] has come upon fattrat [506/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:39:59 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[11/23/16 00:56:22] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:34 towards level 74.
[11/23/16 08:28:36] fattrat [131/645] has come upon tspange [294/957] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/25/16 05:56:08] fattrat [95/645] has challenged rxcomm [5/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:22:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/25/16 07:35:28] MJ94, Birdbones, and droogie [208/2633] have team battled theZoMBiE, mordac, and fattrat [1800/2241] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 01:51:28] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:40 towards level 74.
[11/26/16 04:33:35] astropoint [421/604] has challenged fattrat [468/645] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to astropoint's clock.
[11/26/16 04:51:03] Merkel [728/881] has come upon fattrat [339/645] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:43:21 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[11/26/16 09:56:51] fattrat [552/645] has come upon rt [264/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:03:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/26/16 18:34:51] fattrat broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:21 from level 74.
[11/26/16 19:12:15] IndigoTiger [392/1025] has come upon fattrat [271/645] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:54:40 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/28/16 07:55:05] fattrat, Oooooog, and dxrt [103/2115] have team battled LordH, mordac, and Crazycatlady [2004/2099] and lost! 0 days, 13:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 19:21:20] strugart [42/1143] has come upon fattrat [541/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:58:18 is added to strugart's clock.
[11/30/16 22:55:14] IndigoTiger [531/1025] has come upon fattrat [154/645] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:45:14 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/01/16 01:52:32] JensRex [224/731] has come upon fattrat [140/645] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:29:32 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[12/01/16 20:32:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:17:54 from level 74.
[12/02/16 05:31:52] Pici, nfsnobody, and Xenthys [715/2245] have team battled fattrat, bootdisk, and Sixbierehomme [1950/1973] and lost! 1 day, 06:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/16 04:11:20] tspange [697/957] has challenged fattrat [99/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:50:52 is removed from tspange's clock.
[12/03/16 11:47:17] Hydrogenum [231/439] has come upon fattrat [560/645] and been defeated in combat! 26 days, 05:35:10 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[12/04/16 10:22:41] fattrat [601/645] has challenged AngryParsley [54/774] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/04/16 14:08:19] NeuralMiner [113/212] has challenged fattrat [189/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/04/16 19:02:39] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:52 towards level 75.
[12/05/16 14:42:44] hannesenator, Pithlit, and fattrat [1361/2063] have team battled dclaw123, abra0, and Gizmokid2005 [537/2409] and won! 2 days, 13:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/16 06:45:06] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:49:38 towards level 75.
[12/07/16 07:01:28] Herb_Tarlek, fattrat, and Iciloo [417/1637] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, WallIdl, and iViLe [1549/2545] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 09:13:41] Realmy [253/750] has challenged fattrat [492/645] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Realmy's clock.
[12/09/16 06:08:15] daemoneye, Bloonface, and dwfreed [119/1613] have team battled fattrat, basepi, and Doctor [597/2457] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/16 06:57:11] xa, unicron, and AbacusAvenger [221/1655] have team battled vox, Cypher, and fattrat [1575/2808] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/16 14:23:35] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:03 towards level 75.
[12/10/16 11:21:26] fattrat [438/645] has challenged simple [369/852] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:48:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/10/16 23:54:03] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:43:07 towards level 75.
[12/12/16 21:07:37] MrGlass [621/739] has come upon fattrat [88/645] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:01:28 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[12/13/16 12:31:36] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:44:13 from level 75.
[12/14/16 20:03:19] Lemelisk [114/1139] has come upon fattrat [547/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:06:08 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[12/15/16 04:48:14] Boohbah, fattrat, and Furry [30/2056] have team battled damyan, Iri, and brendan [360/2396] and lost! 4 days, 23:14:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 13:35:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 18 days, 03:09:22 toward level 75.
[12/17/16 13:52:36] Cenhinen, fattrat, and Heisenberg [1510/2112] have team battled glook, rt, and agrajag [1393/1537] and won! 1 day, 07:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 07:33:49] fattrat [213/645] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [187/779] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:46:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/18/16 14:09:56] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:48 towards level 75.
[12/19/16 13:48:03] pixelate [367/497] has challenged fattrat [474/645] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:31:10 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/20/16 00:45:13] fattrat [547/645] has come upon ville [233/795] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:03:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/20/16 06:25:45] fattrat [209/645] has come upon theZoMBiE [579/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:53:32 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/22/16 13:16:07] fattrat [453/645] has challenged Cypher [124/1079] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/23/16 03:21:07] kenyon [352/1102] has challenged fattrat [122/645] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:40:58 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/23/16 11:29:11] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:40 towards level 75.
[12/23/16 15:39:43] fattrat [23/645] has come upon RBecker [13/784] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/24/16 11:42:33] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:00 towards level 75.
[12/26/16 09:58:18] Woona, vrillusions, and yasdorian [583/2451] have team battled Majak, fattrat, and Eldoreth [1702/1906] and lost! 0 days, 09:19:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/16 05:13:55] fattrat [417/645] has challenged darkmage [178/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/29/16 05:13:55] In the fierce battle, darkmage dropped his level 101 amulet! fattrat picks it up, tossing his old level 34 amulet to darkmage.
[12/29/16 17:11:35] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:50 towards level 75.
[12/30/16 20:53:46] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:01 towards level 75.
[12/31/16 06:37:06] fattrat misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:11 from level 75.
[12/31/16 08:48:19] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:11 towards level 75.
[12/31/16 15:33:02] fattrat [355/849] has challenged jdb [188/651] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/31/16 18:47:58] Cuttlefish [200/234] has challenged fattrat [423/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Cuttlefish's clock.
[01/01/17 01:56:55] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:20:09 towards level 76.
[01/01/17 07:37:08] sphere_au [126/311] has challenged fattrat [653/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to sphere_au's clock.
[01/02/17 19:55:21] vegadark, blizgerg, and MJ94 [1298/2197] have team battled Tenorman, fattrat, and Iri [863/2300] and won! 2 days, 05:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/17 09:11:01] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:19:54 from level 76.
[01/04/17 05:21:02] Levivig [204/566] has come upon fattrat [741/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:12:58 is added to Levivig's clock.
[01/05/17 00:28:13] fattrat, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [2398/2421] have team battled allo, jcll, and darkmage [1593/1605] and won! 2 days, 00:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 01:11:29] halomademeapc [102/282] has challenged fattrat [20/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from halomademeapc's clock.
[01/05/17 13:20:11] Heisenberg [441/843] has challenged fattrat [438/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:16:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/06/17 04:34:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 34 days, 16:44:00 toward level 76.
[01/06/17 11:46:19] rharwood, PinkiePie, and shymega [264/1654] have team battled basepi, fattrat, and xa [1041/2068] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/17 07:42:35] Doctor [210/959] has come upon fattrat [810/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:51 is added to Doctor's clock.
[01/08/17 01:40:37] fattrat [233/849] has come upon Sundance [296/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:34:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/08/17 03:42:49] brendan [264/1054] has challenged fattrat [131/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/09/17 10:27:02] NoodleCake [271/800] has come upon fattrat [612/849] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:36:01 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[01/09/17 14:46:16] Globalirc, fattrat, and Majak [1365/2017] have team battled Ladon, Sundance, and Cypher [1780/2532] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 04:26:47] iViLe, Babar, and robox [1174/2628] have team battled NoodleCake, Lemelisk, and fattrat [1501/2788] and lost! 0 days, 15:11:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 10:12:08] Sundance [342/507] has challenged fattrat [132/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:38 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[01/13/17 15:55:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 00:11:21 from level 76.
[01/15/17 13:18:29] shymega, Fattyeater, and Brainiac [159/1545] have team battled qbit, fattrat, and zankore [1020/1987] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/17 18:02:17] freeboson, godog, and Gizmokid2005 [1250/2113] have team battled fattrat, bl4ckscor3, and Drevas [849/1812] and won! 0 days, 05:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 10:16:14] Lemelisk [1115/1139] has come upon fattrat [94/849] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:44:32 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[01/18/17 19:40:05] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:04:44 towards level 76.
[01/19/17 02:38:51] fattrat [838/849] has come upon IdleMaster [162/515] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:34:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/19/17 09:53:55] fattrat [831/849] has come upon Xenthys [335/664] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:42:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/19/17 20:34:09] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:07 towards level 76.
[01/19/17 23:45:57] fattrat [363/858] has come upon IdleMaster [18/515] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:52:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/20/17 09:17:18] halomademeapc, fattrat, and Firien [1495/2159] have team battled borsin, SudoKing, and Virtual [1637/1780] and lost! 0 days, 09:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 08:39:42] fattrat [800/858] has challenged MJ94 [116/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:32:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/21/17 08:43:29] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:10 towards level 76.
[01/21/17 08:53:39] brendan, fattrat, and Sundance [2172/2438] have team battled freeboson, kline, and PinkiePie [112/1743] and won! 1 day, 05:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 21:33:44] basepi, fattrat, and SlowRiot [1373/2611] have team battled TauPan, brendan, and dclaw123 [658/2146] and won! 0 days, 17:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/17 12:58:43] bl4ckscor3 [20/537] has challenged fattrat [642/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/24/17 04:41:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 02:00:57 toward level 76.
[01/24/17 16:22:32] fattrat [324/858] has challenged blizgerg [683/845] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/24/17 21:12:49] fattrat, damyan, and TauPan [2073/2139] have team battled shandor, everbrew, and Mirc0p [644/1852] and won! 3 days, 08:58:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/17 09:57:21] JackTheRipper [2/125] has challenged fattrat [576/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to JackTheRipper's clock.
[01/26/17 17:03:32] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:36:27 from level 77.
[01/26/17 17:26:20] fattrat [370/858] has challenged astropoint [94/629] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:46:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/26/17 17:59:59] religion [77/160] has challenged fattrat [270/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to religion's clock.
[01/27/17 12:31:11] Bkid [516/921] has challenged fattrat [372/858] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[01/28/17 04:44:54] brycec [507/738] has challenged fattrat [290/858] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:30:34 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/28/17 17:46:06] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:54:14 towards level 77.
[01/29/17 21:44:53] fattrat, brantje, and Globalirc [139/1845] have team battled gabriel, Sundance, and holloway [1212/2223] and lost! 0 days, 09:24:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/17 01:06:07] Kremator [2/4] has come upon fattrat [259/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:12 is added to Kremator's clock.
[01/30/17 15:24:31] dtype [0/424] has challenged fattrat [259/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:16:06 is added to dtype's clock.
[02/01/17 05:27:18] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:19:03 from level 77.
[02/01/17 18:03:33] arlen [929/935] has come upon fattrat [185/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:31:01 is removed from arlen's clock.
[02/01/17 18:44:48] fattrat, Chuck, and elbie [757/2203] have team battled Sailor_Venus, suterismus, and vrillusions [227/2857] and won! 1 day, 02:53:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/17 18:45:48] zid [539/841] has come upon fattrat [248/858] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:54:42 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/02/17 14:26:28] zankore, basepi, and Pithlit [2060/2093] have team battled theZoMBiE, Adar, and fattrat [290/2340] and won! 0 days, 08:33:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 17:17:22] gabriel, SirMonkeybox, and master_j [402/2627] have team battled fattrat, kline, and Adar [218/1809] and won! 0 days, 15:18:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/17 00:09:50] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:37:33 towards level 77.
[02/04/17 04:02:09] fattrat [612/858] has challenged max [604/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:54:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/04/17 10:58:07] fattrat [576/858] has come upon pants [10/734] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:44:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/04/17 10:58:07] fattrat has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:50:54 is added to pants's clock.
[02/04/17 20:07:45] fattrat [666/858] has challenged keepermurf [326/893] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:31:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/05/17 14:50:58] brendan, fattrat, Babar, and Jareeta have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/17 17:15:35] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:23 towards level 77.
[02/05/17 20:37:53] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:55 towards level 77.
[02/06/17 02:14:26] fattrat, allo, and PinkiePie [291/2039] have team battled Lemelisk, AbrahamLinksys, and Ironhoof [612/2658] and lost! 0 days, 23:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/17 06:19:29] Sundance [470/512] has challenged fattrat [676/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:23 is added to Sundance's clock.
[02/06/17 22:01:40] fattrat, dindinx, and Hydrogenum [981/1729] have team battled LordH, nfsnobody, and Fattyeater [893/2157] and won! 3 days, 16:37:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 08:28:49] fattrat [78/858] has challenged zankore [377/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:58:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/07/17 18:30:42] fattrat, Taffer, and vox [529/2453] have team battled kork, Globalirc, and Asara [1088/2042] and lost! 2 days, 05:58:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/17 19:18:05] dodobrain [24/875] has come upon fattrat [143/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:41:29 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[02/08/17 04:35:49] fattrat [266/858] has challenged damyan [111/987] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:17:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/08/17 18:29:40] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:02 towards level 77.
[02/09/17 06:45:09] Mithkabob [192/520] has challenged fattrat [216/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:00 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[02/10/17 10:55:09] fattrat [749/858] has challenged Mordraan [76/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/10/17 23:19:03] fattrat, Hydrogenum, and sasaniak [137/1802] have team battled Iri, NoodleCake, and Bradicus [919/1842] and lost! 1 day, 22:38:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/17 01:04:48] fattrat [43/858] has come upon damyan [203/987] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/14/17 04:23:18] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:48:40 from level 77.
[02/14/17 11:28:32] fattrat [801/858] has challenged stonehammer [80/790] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:48:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/14/17 15:15:59] fattrat sharpened the edge of his weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/17 04:11:55] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:11 from level 77.
[02/16/17 10:00:27] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:24 towards level 77.
[02/17/17 14:57:38] Poireau [156/295] has come upon fattrat [781/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:22 is added to Poireau's clock.
[02/18/17 01:26:30] fattrat [219/895] has come upon himuraken [319/524] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:18:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/20/17 10:11:11] Nofew [496/1126] has challenged fattrat [244/895] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:49:27 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/20/17 19:36:22] godog [397/680] has come upon fattrat [325/895] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:08:02 is removed from godog's clock.
[02/20/17 22:36:03] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:07:37 from level 77.
[02/23/17 14:05:29] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:15 towards level 77.
[02/23/17 16:14:37] El_Sobaka [13/197] has challenged fattrat [56/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/24/17 13:06:34] Grummit, Bkid, and fattrat [1316/2255] have team battled mwhahaha, gabriel, and irix [1178/2734] and won! 0 days, 18:57:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 15:48:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 07:33:27 from level 77.
[02/25/17 22:02:56] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:50 towards level 77.
[02/26/17 11:08:35] BronyDee, sjefen6, and everbrew [665/1708] have team battled Sundance, fattrat, and Zaratustra [589/2581] and won! 2 days, 15:24:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/17 14:59:29] fattrat [844/895] has challenged arlen [499/880] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:35:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/26/17 20:00:31] mwhahaha, simple, Taffer, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/17 20:23:11] nickware [168/549] has come upon fattrat [369/895] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:06:45 is added to nickware's clock.
[02/27/17 01:30:51] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:48:50 from level 77.
[02/27/17 02:45:25] fattrat [787/895] has come upon RedW [464/886] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:45:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/27/17 10:29:40] abra0 [695/825] has come upon fattrat [1050/1102] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:52:32 is added to abra0's clock.
[02/28/17 11:23:51] theemstra [320/732] has challenged fattrat [886/1102] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/28/17 14:14:00] fattrat [907/1102] has challenged lipek [1140/1176] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/01/17 03:25:59] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:20 towards level 77.
[03/01/17 21:58:58] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:05 towards level 77.
[03/02/17 20:32:51] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:12 towards level 77.
[03/04/17 02:39:52] fattrat [23/1109] has challenged Andries [167/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:29:55 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/05/17 14:17:27] RBecker, godog, and fattrat [2171/2628] have team battled kline, Globalirc, and Cypher [1676/2063] and won! 1 day, 00:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/17 14:16:32] LordH, SudoKing, and fattrat [2190/2843] have team battled awgh, SlowRiot, and Crazycatlady [1120/1872] and won! 0 days, 14:31:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/17 14:59:17] fattrat [910/1124] has challenged KeboDK [524/886] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/08/17 09:03:07] arg8bluefan [37/332] has challenged fattrat [242/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[03/08/17 11:37:58] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:48 from level 77.
[03/13/17 03:45:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 3 days, 00:30:50 toward level 77.
[03/13/17 14:58:08] SchrodingersScat [147/847] has challenged fattrat [854/1124] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:21:04 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[03/13/17 16:07:11] fattrat [104/1124] has come upon simple [812/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/14/17 01:37:38] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:15 from level 77.
[03/14/17 12:05:31] CornFly [44/932] has challenged fattrat [411/1124] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:52:31 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/17 15:10:39] fattrat [868/1124] has come upon Xethron [138/558] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:47:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/15/17 16:27:26] ncarl747 [461/484] has come upon fattrat [70/1124] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:28 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[03/15/17 20:39:58] fattrat [1069/1124] has come upon pfoley [520/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:38:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/16/17 23:01:07] Satoshi [592/788] has come upon fattrat [344/1124] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:59:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/18/17 08:38:24] DrOfBaconNomics [360/1019] has challenged fattrat [180/1124] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:20:35 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/18/17 12:39:51] fattrat [385/1124] has challenged ehjax [195/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:35:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/18/17 13:40:13] fattrat [983/1124] has challenged Crazycatlady [5/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/19/17 07:03:50] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:54 towards level 77.
[03/22/17 14:02:25] DrOfBaconNomics [281/1019] has come upon fattrat [668/1124] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:26:46 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[03/22/17 20:41:26] fattrat [841/1124] has challenged Syloq [158/287] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:44:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/22/17 20:41:26] fattrat has dealt Syloq a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:36:09 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/23/17 17:33:30] WallIdl, unicron, and Crazycatlady [881/2176] have team battled sjums_the_great, fattrat, and XenGi [215/2550] and won! 3 days, 01:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 23:31:58] Taffer [71/702] has come upon fattrat [375/1124] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:43:22 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/23/17 23:50:55] NoodleCake [773/788] has challenged fattrat [334/1124] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:26:01 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[03/24/17 10:28:31] TheGrumpyScot [1/3] has challenged fattrat [299/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/25/17 10:31:10] neurospex, fattrat, qbit, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/17 20:06:04] unicron [636/784] has challenged fattrat [172/1124] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:10:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/25/17 23:55:52] SynthesizerPatel, CornFly, and PriceChild [744/2378] have team battled dwfreed, Birdbones, and fattrat [2509/2576] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/17 04:42:27] idlerpgww [10/477] has challenged fattrat [1005/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[03/26/17 14:11:33] Euronur [353/646] has challenged fattrat [1108/1124] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Euronur's clock.
[03/27/17 10:22:48] fattrat [574/1124] has come upon holloway [93/811] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/27/17 19:02:42] hannesenator [631/934] has come upon fattrat [244/1124] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:32:06 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[03/28/17 17:03:02] fattrat slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/17 02:53:07] holloway [3/811] has challenged fattrat [336/1115] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:31 is added to holloway's clock.
[03/30/17 09:49:41] ncarl747, max, and theemstra [1904/2414] have team battled FakeWizard, fattrat, and kork [1629/2086] and won! 0 days, 08:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 01:25:49] ToHellWithGA, max, and suterismus [583/2473] have team battled fattrat, kork, and vuffie [352/1723] and won! 0 days, 23:57:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 11:35:55] darkmage [488/964] has come upon fattrat [381/1115] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:02 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/02/17 19:21:55] fattrat [604/1112] has challenged arlen [723/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:09 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/04/17 17:31:15] gollum [47/364] has challenged fattrat [129/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to gollum's clock.
[04/05/17 03:16:47] fattrat, Bradicus, and womblecat [1444/2265] have team battled robox, Lemelisk, and Chuck [364/2686] and won! 0 days, 22:46:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 07:40:41] fattrat [1005/1112] has challenged MrGlass [115/1047] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:44:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/05/17 10:14:51] fattrat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:44 from level 77.
[04/06/17 10:49:12] mwhahaha [83/595] has challenged fattrat [32/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:39:37 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/06/17 16:42:36] TauPan, liara, and Brady [372/925] have team battled fattrat, vuffie, and MrGlass [2179/2525] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/17 12:50:48] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:23 towards level 77.
[04/08/17 12:43:38] fattrat [966/1112] has challenged Xenthys [359/654] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:49:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/08/17 23:09:09] yasdorian [320/598] has challenged fattrat [162/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:22 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[04/10/17 23:55:54] PriceChild [580/640] has come upon fattrat [199/1112] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:18:27 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[04/11/17 20:03:02] Evrial, Herb_Tarlek, and fattrat [2299/2469] have team battled vuffie, TauPan, and MetaNova [36/1031] and won! 1 day, 07:04:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 10:06:01] fattrat [1053/1112] has come upon gollum [98/364] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:02:35 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/14/17 19:56:03] Satoshi [524/786] has challenged fattrat [807/1112] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:49:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/15/17 00:57:38] fattrat [188/1112] has challenged dwfreed [359/500] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:35:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/15/17 03:52:56] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:34:05 towards level 78.
[04/15/17 23:08:16] Opie [565/776] has come upon fattrat [315/1112] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:25:12 is removed from Opie's clock.
[04/18/17 07:33:46] unicron [702/806] has come upon fattrat [625/1112] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:51:27 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/18/17 17:04:59] fattrat [1036/1112] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [118/669] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:01:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/18/17 21:07:42] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:06:55 towards level 78.
[04/19/17 08:50:58] ruan [388/515] has challenged fattrat [881/1112] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:53:01 is added to ruan's clock.
[04/19/17 15:53:35] D.Va [55/427] has challenged fattrat [751/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:17:34 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/20/17 05:21:42] fattrat [642/1112] has come upon Atan [39/339] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:48:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/20/17 05:21:42] fattrat has dealt Atan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:07:29 is added to Atan's clock.
[04/20/17 08:04:26] Woona [211/875] has come upon fattrat [245/1112] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:30:02 is added to Woona's clock.
[04/20/17 15:02:06] AbacusAvenger [713/871] has challenged fattrat [187/1112] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:31:16 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/20/17 21:55:14] himuraken [656/742] has come upon fattrat [885/1112] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:24 is added to himuraken's clock.
[04/22/17 07:45:40] MadMan [648/792] has come upon fattrat [697/1112] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:22:02 is added to MadMan's clock.
[04/22/17 07:51:18] vegadark [86/452] has come upon fattrat [1024/1112] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:06:00 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/22/17 11:00:58] kenyon, abra0, and fattrat [2430/2843] have team battled Sixbierehomme, glook, and Sailor_Venus [1636/1782] and won! 1 day, 22:06:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/17 05:20:25] fattrat [761/1112] has come upon damyan [772/1047] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:54:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/23/17 18:20:04] pixelate, godog, and Sailor_Venus [144/1848] have team battled fattrat, Cypher, and Sundance [2073/2853] and lost! 0 days, 13:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/17 01:09:49] droogie, D.Va, and dxrt [1750/2172] have team battled fattrat, double, and brendan [1505/3330] and won! 0 days, 00:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 06:34:00] Hodor [143/557] has challenged fattrat [576/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to Hodor's clock.
[04/25/17 02:06:03] fattrat [1021/1112] has come upon Killerkid [418/676] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:41:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/25/17 11:44:48] MetaNova [232/365] has challenged fattrat [647/1112] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:57:03 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/25/17 12:55:08] Bradicus [206/640] has come upon fattrat [577/1112] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:55:30 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[04/25/17 22:40:18] SirMonkeybox, fattrat, and D.Va [785/2469] have team battled Brady, Mirc0p, and IndigoTiger [915/1829] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/17 03:50:47] Satoshi [97/786] has challenged fattrat [637/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:25:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[04/26/17 14:29:57] fattrat [157/1112] has come upon liara [177/369] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:26:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/26/17 19:56:48] fattrat [378/1112] has challenged Sixbierehomme [534/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:10:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/27/17 01:34:31] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:11:31 towards level 78.
[04/28/17 08:28:35] Sampuki [133/169] has challenged fattrat [807/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to Sampuki's clock.
[04/29/17 02:17:02] fattrat [427/1112] has challenged Brady [136/296] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:58:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/29/17 11:10:02] tspange, fattrat, and Agent86 [1559/2553] have team battled awgh, ToHellWithGA, and holloway [498/1692] and won! 5 days, 13:10:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/17 15:35:50] fattrat [770/1112] has come upon gollum [327/407] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:40:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/04/17 19:31:52] kline [0/439] has come upon fattrat [955/1112] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:17:45 is added to kline's clock.
[05/05/17 13:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 5 days, 19:32:48 toward level 78.
[05/05/17 16:16:58] fattrat [711/1112] has challenged Zaratustra [855/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:33:57 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/07/17 02:03:29] pixelate [408/472] has come upon fattrat [331/1112] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:22:36 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[05/07/17 13:24:44] sjums_the_great, lipek, and liara [1340/2027] have team battled agrajag, zifnab06, and fattrat [1914/2224] and lost! 1 day, 04:41:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/17 23:18:46] Fattyeater [301/506] has come upon fattrat [275/1112] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:27 is removed from Fattyeater's clock.
[05/08/17 09:52:46] chadi [44/52] has challenged fattrat [1110/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to chadi's clock.
[05/08/17 18:41:22] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:27 towards level 78.
[05/09/17 15:52:53] fattrat [393/1112] has challenged Lios [757/832] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:25 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/10/17 06:17:26] Tenorman [847/1070] has come upon fattrat [533/1112] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:08 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/10/17 11:08:45] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:42 towards level 78.
[05/10/17 23:04:13] unicron [170/792] has challenged fattrat [831/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/11/17 03:37:43] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:03 towards level 78.
[05/11/17 20:37:36] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:39 towards level 78.
[05/12/17 11:31:07] fattrat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:08:24 from level 78.
[05/12/17 12:07:08] PersonalJ, himuraken, and fattrat [1440/2648] have team battled shandor, kline, and borsin [364/1474] and won! 1 day, 19:39:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/17 23:06:12] fattrat sharpened the edge of his weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/17 01:35:17] popey [280/323] has challenged fattrat [510/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to popey's clock.
[05/13/17 13:27:49] fattrat [350/1145] has challenged exotime [207/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/15/17 03:07:09] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:23 towards level 78.
[05/15/17 05:29:27] fattrat was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:35:52 from level 78.
[05/17/17 04:34:48] Asara [752/1134] has come upon fattrat [855/1145] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:53:29 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/22/17 22:25:19] CornFly, Woona, and LegendaryQ [2209/2308] have team battled fattrat, zid, and himuraken [183/2901] and won! 0 days, 16:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 14:27:56] fattrat [234/1145] has come upon Ironhoof [696/1106] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:22:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/23/17 18:36:44] Gatewayy [773/801] has come upon fattrat [897/1145] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:19:49 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[05/23/17 21:13:37] X-Ray [112/255] has challenged fattrat [41/1145] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from X-Ray's clock.
[05/24/17 23:58:06] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:53 towards level 78.
[05/25/17 13:32:34] fattrat [496/1145] has challenged Pici [560/987] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:23:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/27/17 13:05:10] fattrat [589/1145] has come upon cirdan [725/851] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:06:24 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/27/17 22:45:05] fattrat [674/1145] has challenged petrichor [891/1022] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:01:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/28/17 04:29:11] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:52:04 towards level 78.
[05/29/17 07:41:34] Satoshi, fattrat, and Lemelisk [233/2973] have team battled vrillusions, BronyDee, and grdryn [1692/2138] and lost! 1 day, 05:56:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 23:50:54] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:03:49 from level 78.
[05/31/17 05:51:26] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:15:53 towards level 78.
[05/31/17 20:37:50] simple, AbrahamLinksys, and fattrat [961/2708] have team battled mwhahaha, Lios, and himuraken [829/2334] and won! 0 days, 03:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 06:50:03] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:37:04 towards level 78.
[06/01/17 18:24:14] fattrat [556/1145] has challenged Ttech [579/1478] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:20:44 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/02/17 18:26:22] fattrat, cirdan, and SchrodingersScat [2423/2841] have team battled MadHatter, AncalagonThBlack, and Zye [930/1875] and won! 2 days, 11:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 04:19:00] yano, RBecker, and Ttech [776/2687] have team battled AbacusAvenger, TauPan, and fattrat [170/2317] and won! 2 days, 13:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 08:59:21] sbp [25/603] has challenged fattrat [715/1149] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/03/17 21:33:11] fattrat [724/1149] has come upon jstg [516/705] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:08:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/04/17 14:43:56] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:40:01 from level 78.
[06/04/17 18:32:54] max [722/760] has come upon fattrat [668/1149] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:07:14 is removed from max's clock.
[06/05/17 13:03:54] fattrat [649/1149] has come upon max [368/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:54:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/06/17 08:37:53] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:17:56 towards level 78.
[06/07/17 08:37:51] kork [12/277] has come upon fattrat [1028/1149] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:44:24 is added to kork's clock.
[06/08/17 09:48:43] Herb_Tarlek, Killerkid, and fattrat [929/2476] have team battled vrillusions, Woona, and Pici [1558/2892] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/17 05:06:04] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:49 towards level 78.
[06/09/17 05:38:59] Skyie [163/199] has challenged fattrat [387/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Skyie's clock.
[06/09/17 06:53:08] fattrat [680/1149] has challenged FakeWizard [647/851] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:58:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/10/17 00:15:22] fattrat, Zye, and yano [2003/2321] have team battled Asara, irix, and Lios [419/3035] and won! 0 days, 04:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 13:01:19] fattrat [974/1149] has come upon vrillusions [851/1012] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:27:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/11/17 05:57:34] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:36 from level 78.
[06/13/17 16:44:01] manish17xxx, IdleMaster, and AngryParsley [1870/2242] have team battled fattrat, Neil, and kork [65/1780] and won! 0 days, 07:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 07:08:12] hhes [100/334] has challenged fattrat [449/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to hhes's clock.
[06/14/17 10:14:09] Bl4ckC0r3 [241/545] has challenged fattrat [540/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[06/14/17 12:29:46] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:45 towards level 78.
[06/15/17 07:43:55] fattrat [824/1149] has come upon max [277/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:57:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/16/17 00:18:02] fattrat [951/1149] has challenged Woona [341/933] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:32:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/16/17 05:21:06] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:42:16 from level 78.
[06/18/17 08:52:00] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:05 towards level 78.
[06/18/17 13:46:17] fattrat [135/1149] has come upon Skyie [187/376] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:55:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/19/17 09:46:22] bootdisk [582/649] has come upon fattrat [792/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:05 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[06/20/17 10:08:02] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:51 towards level 78.
[06/20/17 18:32:59] Bl4ckC0re [19/459] has come upon fattrat [15/1149] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:06:30 is removed from Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[06/22/17 07:08:44] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:57 towards level 78.
[06/22/17 21:27:29] fattrat [27/1149] has come upon Milquetoast [277/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:32:57 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/23/17 04:05:16] dwfreed [123/513] has come upon fattrat [337/1149] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:59:30 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/24/17 11:57:43] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:52 from level 78.
[06/24/17 13:16:57] wulk [91/289] has challenged fattrat [563/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to wulk's clock.
[06/25/17 06:09:48] fattrat [544/1149] has challenged shandor [135/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:16:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/25/17 21:22:06] manish17xxx [170/735] has challenged fattrat [610/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[06/26/17 08:13:53] fattrat [538/1149] has challenged MrGlass [33/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:37:41 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/26/17 08:27:16] bl4ckscor3 [207/524] has come upon fattrat [937/1149] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:19:12 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/26/17 23:16:19] fattrat [409/1149] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [137/881] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/28/17 06:04:13] fattrat [914/1149] has challenged Sixbierehomme [613/729] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:04:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/29/17 16:12:25] fattrat burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! fattrat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/17 17:30:46] glook [568/623] has challenged fattrat [356/1139] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from glook's clock.
[07/03/17 08:58:15] fattrat [417/1139] has come upon SchrodingersScat [288/852] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:29:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/03/17 16:18:55] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:31:09 towards level 79.
[07/04/17 10:09:37] fattrat, pixelate, and Bkid [145/2331] have team battled bigjay, csssuf, and Sundance [1682/2052] and lost! 3 days, 23:49:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/17 05:00:21] theZoMBiE, petrichor, and Bkid [1061/2736] have team battled fattrat, Killerkid, and WallIdl [1/2713] and won! 0 days, 11:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 18:34:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 17 days, 21:53:29 toward level 79.
[07/10/17 19:28:05] fattrat [934/1139] has come upon h00k [638/864] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:28:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/11/17 17:21:38] manish17xxx, Antium, and Furry [2/1860] have team battled Zaratustra, fattrat, and MrGlass [1247/3096] and lost! 1 day, 03:21:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 15:32:43] fattrat slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/17 23:37:14] fattrat, Cameron_D, and Lemelisk [766/3664] have team battled basepi, suterismus, and hannesenator [2095/3289] and lost! 5 days, 09:46:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/17 22:16:19] darkmage, Syloq, and hannesenator [1551/2585] have team battled fattrat, pixelate, and theZoMBiE [1811/2596] and lost! 5 days, 21:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/17 03:37:36] Evrial, MrGlass, and PinkiePie [1836/2068] have team battled fattrat, theZoMBiE, and KingQuackers [552/2628] and won! 0 days, 10:35:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 04:50:35] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:27:08 towards level 79.
[07/23/17 11:54:23] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:59:39 from level 79.
[07/23/17 14:01:26] hannesenator, Bkid, and RBecker [1227/2731] have team battled glorgamitch, fattrat, and basepi [2153/2554] and lost! 2 days, 08:54:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 00:10:08] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:55:54 towards level 79.
[07/24/17 07:38:31] hhes [217/527] has challenged fattrat [804/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to hhes's clock.
[07/24/17 20:33:48] Iri [81/555] has come upon fattrat [301/1131] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:05:50 is added to Iri's clock.
[07/26/17 10:29:31] fattrat [170/1131] has come upon pixelate [304/476] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:50:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/26/17 13:25:07] fattrat [845/1131] has challenged AgentThom [178/229] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/27/17 10:27:16] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:48:02 from level 79.
[07/28/17 00:29:35] fattrat [729/1131] has come upon AngryParsley [128/999] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:02:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/28/17 00:52:30] fattrat reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/17 01:31:25] AbrahamLinksys [610/631] has challenged fattrat [1078/1183] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:36:16 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/28/17 02:31:35] Crazycatlady [404/688] has challenged fattrat [917/1183] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:35:53 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/28/17 15:36:51] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:33:07 towards level 79.
[07/28/17 23:43:19] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:16:10 towards level 79.
[07/29/17 17:01:43] mordac, abra0, and Brady [1994/2368] have team battled fattrat, freeboson, and basepi [2276/2875] and lost! 0 days, 10:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/17 13:48:18] fattrat broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:59:31 from level 79.
[08/01/17 11:00:42] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:22 towards level 79.
[08/06/17 06:12:30] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:00 towards level 79.
[08/06/17 18:10:52] Nofew [855/1111] has challenged fattrat [149/1183] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:38:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/06/17 22:11:37] Evrial [301/666] has challenged fattrat [610/1183] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:07:49 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/07/17 13:28:10] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:23:07 from level 79.
[08/07/17 16:36:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 12 days, 19:22:20 toward level 79.
[08/09/17 23:48:41] Dork_Knight [288/342] has come upon fattrat [340/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:23 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/10/17 02:24:37] fattrat [379/1183] has challenged Adar [289/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:57:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/10/17 13:26:28] MadHatter [268/544] has challenged fattrat [447/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:57 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[08/10/17 18:02:27] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:09 towards level 79.
[08/11/17 14:27:59] fattrat, Cameron_D, and Misza [167/3780] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Mars, and Furry [1431/1895] and lost! 1 day, 15:42:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/17 12:45:41] wulk [7/450] has come upon fattrat [1130/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:51 is added to wulk's clock.
[08/13/17 02:09:27] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:13 towards level 79.
[08/13/17 08:48:46] canton7 [243/794] has challenged fattrat [1133/1183] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/13/17 17:39:34] fattrat [507/1183] has challenged uhmmm [471/639] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:04:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/14/17 01:01:45] fattrat [891/1183] has come upon Jareeta [550/1120] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:09:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/14/17 02:03:33] ohnx, Skyie, and KeboDK [2503/2563] have team battled fattrat, Psilocybe, and uhmmm [352/2532] and won! 0 days, 08:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 02:17:30] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:58 towards level 79.
[08/14/17 13:30:46] Mirc0p [479/763] has come upon fattrat [815/1183] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:53:00 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[08/15/17 07:32:24] fattrat, PiotrekD, and borsin [1899/2542] have team battled vegadark, DalaiLamer, and tmberg [4/1682] and won! 1 day, 04:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/17 12:33:54] fattrat misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:55 from level 79.
[08/17/17 13:00:07] fattrat [348/1183] has challenged grdryn [418/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:41 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/18/17 11:47:39] theZoMBiE [962/1001] has come upon fattrat [558/1183] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:10:04 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/18/17 19:33:34] Khorne, fattrat, and yano [824/2036] have team battled Sixbierehomme, rxcomm, and Darky [276/2465] and won! 0 days, 03:43:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 00:57:02] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:13 towards level 79.
[08/19/17 22:03:11] MrGlass [307/798] has come upon fattrat [230/1183] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:42:25 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[08/20/17 23:13:35] Psilocybe [84/710] has challenged fattrat [893/1183] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:56:03 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/21/17 02:11:56] Mateusz [2/840] has come upon fattrat [674/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:45 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/21/17 02:12:35] Mateusz [75/840] has come upon fattrat [204/1183] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:34:50 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/22/17 02:00:23] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:41 from level 79.
[08/22/17 10:33:51] awgh [796/843] has challenged fattrat [269/1183] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from awgh's clock.
[08/22/17 19:45:22] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:08:44 from level 79.
[08/23/17 15:39:43] darkmage [76/976] has come upon fattrat [1031/1183] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:05:05 is added to darkmage's clock.
[08/23/17 19:07:25] fattrat [13/1183] has come upon sasaniak [64/483] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/23/17 19:35:18] jamesl [194/306] has challenged fattrat [744/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to jamesl's clock.
[08/23/17 22:03:12] fattrat [480/1183] has come upon KeboDK [439/1039] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/24/17 04:47:07] noother [60/138] has challenged fattrat [715/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to noother's clock.
[08/24/17 10:47:03] dwfreed [178/517] has come upon fattrat [258/1183] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:28:56 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/24/17 13:17:55] fattrat, vegadark, and JuanMaestro [1871/2307] have team battled suterismus, sjefen6, and Herb_Tarlek [642/2351] and won! 0 days, 10:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/17 15:32:33] kenyon [70/707] has challenged fattrat [1019/1183] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:58:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/26/17 07:17:35] fattrat [997/1197] has challenged Birdbones [101/941] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/26/17 19:37:20] dwfreed [404/533] has challenged fattrat [504/1197] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:00:14 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/26/17 22:37:44] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:51:32 from level 80.
[08/30/17 05:19:28] fattrat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:48:06 from level 80.
[09/04/17 12:20:58] Tenorman [495/785] has come upon fattrat [1183/1211] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:47:40 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/04/17 16:24:56] yano [249/445] has challenged fattrat [375/1211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:39:48 is added to yano's clock.
[09/04/17 17:25:07] fattrat [1164/1211] has challenged ehjax [259/414] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:55:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/04/17 21:25:46] fattrat [962/1211] has challenged xit [503/526] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:02:40 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/05/17 03:02:37] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:10:43 from level 80.
[09/05/17 03:33:57] fattrat [795/1211] has come upon J [174/778] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:27:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/07/17 04:52:01] dwfreed, Birdbones, and Lemelisk [1211/2551] have team battled fattrat, bigjay, and codedeeply [2459/2964] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/17 08:35:27] fattrat [993/1211] has challenged Zye [643/794] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:49:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/07/17 13:43:10] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:40:10 towards level 80.
[09/08/17 04:38:40] fattrat [720/1211] has challenged vrillusions [781/982] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:10:26 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/10/17 05:28:56] holloway, brendan, and Chuck [852/2979] have team battled fattrat, LegendaryQ, and qbit [931/2433] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/17 09:31:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 04:50:46 from level 80.
[09/11/17 19:19:47] fattrat [81/1215] has come upon idisjunction [45/879] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:49:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/12/17 15:08:17] Taffer [538/624] has come upon fattrat [914/1215] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:23:23 is added to Taffer's clock.
[09/13/17 09:31:00] fattrat [441/1215] has come upon borsin [97/733] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:58:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/13/17 22:13:01] tycoon177 [13/63] has challenged fattrat [917/1215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[09/13/17 22:48:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 15 days, 18:19:30 toward level 80.
[09/14/17 14:54:39] JensRex [443/895] has come upon fattrat [155/1215] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:00:00 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/15/17 01:34:43] hannesenator [338/1210] has come upon fattrat [197/1215] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:00:59 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[09/15/17 03:27:10] fattrat [709/1215] has come upon Syloq [252/471] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:18:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/15/17 09:23:09] bigjay, jstg, and Mateusz [2327/2964] have team battled Kylie, Mirc0p, and fattrat [536/2432] and won! 4 days, 14:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/17 20:09:11] fattrat [20/1215] has challenged Brainiac [573/715] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:07:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/16/17 15:03:59] Darky, Mithkabob, and dindinx [551/2030] have team battled Mars, fattrat, and pfoley [1469/2444] and lost! 0 days, 20:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/17 21:36:21] kork [24/246] has come upon fattrat [920/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:38 is added to kork's clock.
[09/19/17 03:34:06] fattrat [930/1215] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [67/247] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:28:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/19/17 04:47:03] bender [479/585] has challenged fattrat [526/1215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to bender's clock.
[09/19/17 12:18:49] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:27:58 towards level 80.
[09/20/17 08:38:59] Agent86 [68/614] has challenged fattrat [807/1215] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:59:52 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/21/17 06:33:09] fattrat [499/1215] has come upon AngryParsley [787/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:42:26 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/25/17 02:16:57] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:55:05 from level 80.
[10/01/17 02:32:49] fattrat [910/1215] has challenged Darky [205/945] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:46:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/03/17 04:51:42] manish17xxx [330/734] has come upon fattrat [415/1215] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:36:24 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[10/03/17 10:41:10] fattrat [269/1215] has come upon SchrodingersScat [852/885] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:58:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/03/17 22:44:09] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:47:56 towards level 80.
[10/04/17 14:42:04] Asara [24/1179] has come upon fattrat [461/1215] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:50:33 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/04/17 19:55:48] fattrat [461/1215] has challenged b00 [239/295] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:07:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/08/17 01:20:41] fattrat [635/1215] has challenged CornFly [244/1053] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/10/17 20:40:27] xayto [123/188] has challenged fattrat [1016/1215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to xayto's clock.
[10/11/17 14:49:17] tmberg [525/900] has come upon fattrat [333/1215] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:34:05 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[10/12/17 10:24:32] awgh, jstg, and fattrat [1518/3001] have team battled Mithkabob, pmden, and IdleMaster [763/1419] and won! 0 days, 18:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 16:24:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 3 days, 04:58:49 toward level 80.
[10/15/17 19:45:16] pmden [241/358] has challenged fattrat [48/1215] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from pmden's clock.
[10/16/17 14:27:13] fattrat [1046/1215] has challenged MrGlass [211/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:00:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/16/17 14:27:13] fattrat has dealt MrGlass a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:35:36 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/17/17 03:24:52] darkmage [660/999] has come upon fattrat [446/1215] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:50:09 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/18/17 21:57:16] awgh, meffe, and fattrat [505/2477] have team battled sigmg, mordac, and unicron [1762/2423] and lost! 1 day, 10:14:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/17 03:30:54] grooverider [404/1189] has challenged fattrat [1061/1192] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:03:14 is added to grooverider's clock.
[10/19/17 04:28:26] fattrat [184/1192] has come upon Syloq [1/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:15:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/19/17 19:49:13] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:41 towards level 80.
[10/19/17 20:25:05] Vroomfondel [318/430] has come upon fattrat [565/1192] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:31 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[10/19/17 23:37:00] rxcomm [702/869] has challenged fattrat [502/1192] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:57 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[10/20/17 03:49:07] fattrat [1050/1192] has come upon irix [147/1018] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:13:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/20/17 08:29:20] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:38 from level 80.
[10/20/17 10:47:48] fattrat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:13 from level 80.
[10/20/17 17:28:41] fattrat [334/1192] has come upon yano [252/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/22/17 14:59:31] Chuck [634/870] has come upon fattrat [1049/1192] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:07:25 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/22/17 20:58:29] Syloq [70/466] has challenged fattrat [333/1192] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:24:04 is added to Syloq's clock.
[10/22/17 21:07:19] fattrat lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:57 from level 80.
[10/23/17 03:38:05] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:26 towards level 80.
[10/24/17 18:08:27] Heisenberg, bender, and irix [1934/2495] have team battled x0, fattrat, and freeboson [755/2321] and won! 0 days, 16:58:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 00:01:06] fattrat [637/1192] has challenged shandor [233/584] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/25/17 01:56:54] wulk, Milquetoast, and WallIdl [841/2396] have team battled Brainiac, fattrat, and Boohbah [2085/2685] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/17 13:52:52] yano, fattrat, and Majak [285/2326] have team battled valdur55, pants, and uhmmm [1102/2226] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/17 21:43:23] fattrat [560/1200] has challenged sigmg [540/550] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:03:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/29/17 12:03:39] Gatewayy, kenyon, and fattrat [2762/2771] have team battled RBecker, Brainiac, and Nistur [1636/1886] and won! 2 days, 08:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/17 06:24:44] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:04:07 towards level 81.
[10/30/17 14:19:07] Mateusz [332/892] has challenged fattrat [878/1200] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:38:36 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[10/30/17 22:02:06] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:31 towards level 81.
[10/31/17 04:04:51] agrajag, fattrat, and bootdisk [1220/2880] have team battled freeboson, J, and manish17xxx [1411/2074] and lost! 1 day, 06:16:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 21:36:51] ohnx, Darky, and CornFly [849/2994] have team battled KeboDK, fattrat, and Elgo [390/2708] and won! 0 days, 12:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/17 23:29:16] fattrat [784/1200] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [622/672] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:07:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/01/17 18:29:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 19 days, 10:50:09 toward level 81.
[11/01/17 20:34:59] mordac, Fluttershy, and theemstra [233/2815] have team battled elf, fattrat, and Luamil [1210/2477] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 07:47:59] fattrat [798/1200] has challenged Fluttershy [391/891] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:35:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/03/17 10:44:44] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:08 from level 81.
[11/03/17 16:47:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 07:25:27 toward level 81.
[11/05/17 01:58:38] fattrat [376/1200] has come upon coco [217/341] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:03:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/05/17 07:35:56] fattrat [235/1200] has come upon ishanyx [135/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:53:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/06/17 15:20:10] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:35 towards level 81.
[11/07/17 12:16:31] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:54 towards level 81.
[11/08/17 00:00:44] fattrat [67/1209] has come upon KeboDK [428/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:13:45 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/08/17 13:55:25] yano, fattrat, and rxcomm [850/2744] have team battled Bradicus, exa, and RBecker [702/2240] and won! 1 day, 07:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 14:05:37] fattrat [483/1209] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [237/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/08/17 16:56:19] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:41 towards level 81.
[11/09/17 17:34:01] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:09 from level 81.
[11/11/17 20:53:17] fattrat [2/1209] has come upon Vroomfondel [494/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/12/17 14:29:31] Zaratustra, Khorne, fattrat, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/17 00:32:09] fattrat [759/1209] has challenged yano [552/671] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/13/17 22:06:13] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:51:34 towards level 82.
[11/14/17 10:14:08] max, valdur55, and Geela [1286/1840] have team battled ishanyx, zid, and fattrat [2402/2493] and lost! 1 day, 03:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 16:31:52] fattrat [395/1209] has challenged Eldoreth [150/882] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:48:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/15/17 23:44:55] gildarts, bavi, and AncalagonThBlack [821/1140] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Ttech, and fattrat [2610/3502] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/17 06:39:24] Morfeus [49/177] has come upon fattrat [1152/1209] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:20 is added to Morfeus's clock.
[11/19/17 02:27:48] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:20:28 from level 82.
[11/19/17 03:51:01] Lnk, Crazycatlady, and grooverider [1666/2492] have team battled Brainiac, meffe, and fattrat [1006/2452] and won! 1 day, 02:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 21:20:19] blizgerg [1029/1113] has come upon fattrat [277/1209] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:11:46 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/20/17 08:53:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 25 days, 11:21:24 toward level 82.
[11/20/17 23:14:39] fattrat [359/1209] has challenged idlerpgww [357/499] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:59:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/23/17 03:37:13] Avon [1104/1237] has challenged fattrat [336/1209] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Avon's clock.
[11/23/17 05:39:13] Atan [297/621] has come upon fattrat [367/1209] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:01:48 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/25/17 14:48:58] Mars [97/640] has come upon fattrat [1146/1209] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:38:29 is added to Mars's clock.
[11/28/17 08:15:13] fattrat [265/1209] has challenged Gerdesas [131/622] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:04:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/29/17 19:03:14] fattrat, ilbelkyr, and Zye [2349/2443] have team battled vegadark, MadMan, and valdur55 [2191/2254] and won! 0 days, 04:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 02:07:38] fattrat left his weapon out in the rain to rust! fattrat's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/30/17 07:35:57] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:42 from level 82.
[12/01/17 09:19:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 00:47:20 toward level 82.
[12/01/17 14:12:17] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:17:20 from level 82.
[12/02/17 03:56:36] Mars [514/661] has come upon fattrat [743/1174] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:37:00 is added to Mars's clock.
[12/02/17 06:49:04] garywhite [5/194] has challenged fattrat [199/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to garywhite's clock.
[12/03/17 03:31:23] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:15:56 from level 82.
[12/03/17 05:09:51] fattrat [869/1174] has come upon AbacusAvenger [111/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:37:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/03/17 15:26:56] fattrat [56/1174] has come upon vrillusions [528/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:29:19 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/04/17 10:05:59] fattrat [1102/1174] has challenged dindinx [385/576] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:25:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/05/17 06:29:57] basicMiracle [223/481] has challenged fattrat [1029/1174] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[12/05/17 13:42:13] fattrat [1013/1174] has come upon PiotrekD [567/673] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:50:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/05/17 15:31:07] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:16 from level 82.
[12/05/17 20:17:44] valdur55 [283/759] has challenged fattrat [927/1174] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:52:07 is added to valdur55's clock.
[12/08/17 12:56:17] CoolChris [196/486] has come upon fattrat [1112/1174] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:03 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[12/09/17 02:47:53] fattrat [666/1174] has challenged Lnk [378/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:40:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/09/17 08:48:49] Dalai, codedeeply, and fattrat [1668/2526] have team battled Gatewayy, dindinx, and rxcomm [1553/2383] and won! 1 day, 00:35:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 10:50:47] ToHellWithGA [294/703] has challenged fattrat [930/1174] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:53:20 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/09/17 16:59:46] Gatewayy [498/889] has come upon fattrat [60/1174] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:04 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[12/10/17 08:58:16] Frogging101, petrichor, and bender [1706/2440] have team battled hoglahoo, vegadark, and fattrat [2013/2038] and lost! 1 day, 04:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 17:31:24] Zaratustra, fattrat, IdleMaster, and darkmage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/17 01:43:05] fattrat [653/1174] has come upon Virtual [464/665] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:21:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/12/17 10:02:11] Birdbones [293/966] has come upon fattrat [262/1174] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:37 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/13/17 06:23:14] fattrat [1114/1174] has challenged ThePhoenix47 [92/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/13/17 08:27:42] Neo [12/13] has challenged fattrat [1118/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/14/17 04:54:18] pixelate [297/497] has come upon fattrat [952/1174] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:35:08 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/15/17 23:58:52] DurkyPak [320/374] has challenged fattrat [962/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to DurkyPak's clock.
[12/16/17 00:47:05] zid, Neo, and SirMonkeybox [150/1762] have team battled KeboDK, fattrat, and bootdisk [485/2943] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/17 23:54:41] fattrat [974/1174] has challenged Syloq [233/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:55:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/17/17 00:28:34] Eldoreth [285/900] has challenged fattrat [407/1174] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[12/18/17 13:17:35] Avrux [39/78] has challenged fattrat [894/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Avrux's clock.
[12/19/17 15:18:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 21:26:51 toward level 82.
[12/20/17 07:29:22] fattrat had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:38 towards level 82.
[12/21/17 01:47:19] fattrat [443/1174] has come upon hannesenator [743/1210] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:57 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/21/17 03:34:41] fattrat, CYBERIA, and pixelate [1350/2208] have team battled Euronur, Virtual, and RistoUuranmaki [2069/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 14:52:32] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:07 towards level 82.
[12/22/17 18:16:54] ishanyx, sunri5e, and Sixbierehomme [937/1857] have team battled agrajag, damyan, and fattrat [1109/2828] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 21:19:51] Iri [14/541] has challenged fattrat [1033/1174] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:00:46 is added to Iri's clock.
[12/23/17 11:00:32] fattrat [966/1174] has come upon Bradicus [573/667] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:54:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/23/17 17:15:09] adamchainz, Flonk, and koyaan [813/1258] have team battled Nistur, kenyon, and fattrat [1786/2542] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 23:23:02] Asara [531/1213] has come upon fattrat [800/1174] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:33:30 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/24/17 01:29:13] fattrat [445/1174] has challenged Gerdesas [68/622] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:20:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/25/17 10:20:09] Globalirc, Fluttershy, and pfoley [1577/2472] have team battled fattrat, theemstra, and shandor [569/2553] and won! 1 day, 02:12:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 06:35:20] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:27 towards level 82.
[12/28/17 06:04:26] fattrat [1099/1174] has challenged elf [63/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:21:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/28/17 13:57:59] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:47 towards level 82.
[12/28/17 22:01:43] TauPan, Mars, and Atan [246/1849] have team battled bigjay, fattrat, and charitwo [1905/2774] and lost! 4 days, 01:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 23:18:08] fattrat [1103/1174] has come upon Taffer [163/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:42:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/30/17 00:07:04] Dork_Knight, vegadark, and Lnk [1298/1683] have team battled fattrat, Doctor, and AbrahamLinksys [444/2610] and won! 0 days, 01:50:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/17 11:07:27] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:51 towards level 82.
[12/30/17 11:23:35] suterismus, Milquetoast, and tmberg [25/3232] have team battled MadMan, fattrat, and Sundance [644/2900] and lost! 3 days, 00:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/17 03:21:36] Globalirc [643/777] has come upon fattrat [121/1174] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 21:14:24 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/01/18 22:37:02] fattrat [764/1174] has come upon Gatewayy [519/883] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:46:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/02/18 10:26:34] fattrat misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:17 from level 82.
[01/02/18 11:51:43] fattrat [1101/1174] has challenged lipek [0/1200] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:57:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/02/18 19:54:32] exa [849/866] has challenged fattrat [1115/1174] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:44:34 is added to exa's clock.
[01/05/18 12:56:14] fattrat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:38 from level 82.
[01/06/18 09:29:06] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:46 towards level 82.
[01/06/18 17:32:12] fattrat [226/1174] has challenged grooverider [34/1202] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:42:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/06/18 17:42:06] Zaratustra [42/1092] has challenged fattrat [883/1174] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:17:37 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/06/18 22:43:40] RistoUuranmaki [53/902] has challenged fattrat [765/1174] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:50:06 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/08/18 19:12:21] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:07:05 from level 83.
[01/09/18 02:54:36] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:24:13 towards level 83.
[01/09/18 06:04:17] Lenny [92/422] has challenged fattrat [246/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:59 is added to Lenny's clock.
[01/10/18 19:35:52] allo, manish17xxx, and max [1938/1988] have team battled tspange, fattrat, and xayto [2085/2511] and lost! 4 days, 02:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/18 12:07:09] Brady [431/614] has come upon fattrat [530/1174] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:22:20 is added to Brady's clock.
[01/12/18 09:30:54] elbie [595/788] has challenged fattrat [458/1174] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:10:03 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/13/18 11:04:45] Majak [185/442] has come upon fattrat [700/1174] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:25:43 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/13/18 13:57:16] adamchainz, manish17xxx, and pants [923/2201] have team battled JuanMaestro, fattrat, and soltys [1627/2442] and lost! 0 days, 10:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 21:04:55] fattrat [106/1174] has challenged pants [887/889] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:35:24 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/14/18 05:17:04] hannesenator [5/1147] has challenged fattrat [878/1174] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[01/14/18 06:39:51] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:16:31 towards level 83.
[01/14/18 10:48:05] shandor [335/629] has come upon fattrat [1144/1174] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 00:50:44 is added to shandor's clock.
[01/14/18 16:50:49] fattrat [830/1174] has come upon sjefen6 [209/422] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 22:05:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/15/18 02:14:17] fattrat [528/1174] has challenged sjefen6 [179/422] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:23:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/15/18 07:36:05] fattrat [439/1174] has come upon CornFly [829/1013] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:44:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/15/18 08:16:11] fattrat [785/1174] has challenged Gerdesas [250/618] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:20:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/16/18 09:46:52] subfuse [40/62] has challenged fattrat [581/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to subfuse's clock.
[01/17/18 13:18:03] fattrat [835/1180] has come upon Hydrogenum [345/430] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:23:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/17/18 14:52:51] Andries [258/783] has come upon fattrat [1170/1180] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:24:53 is added to Andries's clock.
[01/19/18 17:51:59] fattrat [1162/1180] has challenged bootdisk [685/789] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:26:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/20/18 08:46:54] Luamil [275/459] has challenged fattrat [203/1180] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[01/20/18 14:07:02] Taffer [221/722] has come upon fattrat [331/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:17 is added to Taffer's clock.
[01/20/18 19:51:41] canton7 [65/785] has come upon fattrat [1158/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:44:23 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/21/18 02:42:00] fattrat [319/1180] has come upon KeboDK [899/1002] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:16:14 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/22/18 06:56:23] fattrat [1163/1180] has come upon Eiam [289/699] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:25:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/22/18 20:33:40] fattrat [860/1180] has come upon Brainiac [60/727] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:48:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/23/18 17:41:27] qbit, hoglahoo, fattrat, and dwfreed have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/18 06:00:22] fattrat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:48:00 from level 83.
[01/24/18 07:11:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 4 days, 13:22:31 toward level 83.
[01/24/18 15:27:08] kenyon, el, and suterismus [2025/2808] have team battled Khorne, astropoint, and fattrat [2058/2485] and lost! 0 days, 17:15:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 19:32:09] speedmann [306/361] has challenged fattrat [477/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to speedmann's clock.
[01/26/18 00:42:14] fattrat [1141/1180] has challenged Nistur [29/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:15:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/27/18 00:28:17] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:31 towards level 83.
[01/28/18 09:46:07] max [268/862] has come upon fattrat [591/1180] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:22:18 is added to max's clock.
[01/30/18 23:07:41] fattrat [501/1180] has challenged ToHellWithGA [143/720] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/31/18 21:07:47] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:00:09 towards level 84.
[02/01/18 22:01:20] hoglahoo, liara, and agrajag [361/2008] have team battled Milquetoast, borsin, and fattrat [270/2871] and won! 0 days, 17:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 08:08:20] fattrat [71/1180] has come upon hannesenator [11/1145] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:27:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/03/18 22:54:51] Lios [19/850] has challenged fattrat [472/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:28:53 is added to Lios's clock.
[02/04/18 11:59:16] fattrat [363/1180] has challenged Ttech [75/1630] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:22:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/06/18 03:04:07] Crazycatlady, irix, and brycec [1957/2408] have team battled xayto, J, and fattrat [542/2519] and won! 2 days, 03:35:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 06:22:53] Killerkid [758/766] has challenged fattrat [550/1180] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/06/18 10:29:21] LukeLR [235/394] has challenged fattrat [517/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/06/18 17:55:30] fattrat was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:08:58 from level 84.
[02/06/18 18:17:24] fattrat [1117/1180] has challenged freeboson [721/834] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:28:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/08/18 15:43:29] shandor, ejai, and dax [82/1616] have team battled fattrat, lightstalker, and crysys [1096/2013] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/18 05:06:39] jrosmith [8/193] has challenged fattrat [1049/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[02/10/18 06:43:08] Eldoreth [793/926] has challenged fattrat [1041/1180] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:37:21 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[02/11/18 21:46:54] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:52 towards level 84.
[02/12/18 06:00:43] fattrat [499/1180] has challenged Killerkid [295/766] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:37:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/13/18 05:07:54] fattrat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:20:24 from level 84.
[02/14/18 07:51:27] Eiam, freeboson, and holloway [1901/2383] have team battled djm, fattrat, and grooverider [2672/3039] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/18 20:24:00] fattrat [1054/1180] has challenged Andries [244/783] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/15/18 04:00:31] fattrat, crysys, and manish17xxx [2125/2614] have team battled Milquetoast, blizgerg, and nickware [942/2730] and won! 1 day, 22:15:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 04:16:56] Sixbierehomme, vegadark, and fattrat [1276/2431] have team battled Boohbah, allo, and Dork_Knight [1047/1933] and won! 1 day, 18:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/18 01:04:57] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:37 from level 84.
[02/21/18 15:23:24] liara, ejai, and fattrat [2051/2083] have team battled dwfreed, el, and Doctor [745/1972] and won! 0 days, 10:08:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 19:35:41] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:29 towards level 84.
[02/23/18 01:36:36] Fluttershy [209/1058] has challenged fattrat [867/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:15:09 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[02/23/18 04:39:36] TauPan [314/680] has challenged fattrat [422/1180] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:51:42 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/23/18 05:05:30] KeboDK, yano, and TauPan [1903/2257] have team battled fattrat, xayto, and astropoint [403/2500] and won! 0 days, 20:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 06:21:48] fattrat [407/1180] has challenged TauPan [245/680] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:55:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/23/18 07:40:19] fattrat [1121/1180] has challenged TauPan [121/680] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:04:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/23/18 08:40:33] fattrat [0/1180] has challenged IdleBot [681/1813] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:24:24 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/23/18 10:27:10] xayto, kenyon, and fattrat [685/3126] have team battled WallIdl, tmberg, and nomatame [495/2269] and won! 2 days, 06:51:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 11:41:18] Zye [98/835] has challenged fattrat [416/1180] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:18:10 is added to Zye's clock.
[02/23/18 12:41:33] xayto [505/709] has challenged fattrat [1130/1180] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:08 is added to xayto's clock.
[02/23/18 19:43:29] dwfreed [446/498] has challenged fattrat [218/1180] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:27:15 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/24/18 00:18:22] Wario [57/134] has come upon fattrat [153/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:10 is added to Wario's clock.
[02/24/18 00:18:46] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:35:51 towards level 85.
[02/24/18 15:22:11] Heisenberg, Khorne, and PiotrekD [1987/2618] have team battled fattrat, Lemelisk, and WallIdl [809/3219] and won! 1 day, 01:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 22:20:08] Zaratustra, meffe, and fattrat [1860/2950] have team battled ncarl747, Mithkabob, and elf [1728/2212] and won! 5 days, 08:05:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/18 22:56:55] fattrat [866/1180] has challenged HeavyPodda [99/1024] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:10:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/26/18 04:58:39] fattrat [1133/1180] has challenged bender [445/788] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:20:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/26/18 08:16:29] tmberg, Tenorman, and fattrat [426/3154] have team battled Atan, dwfreed, and LukeLR [380/1553] and won! 1 day, 17:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 10:00:09] fattrat [687/1180] has challenged IdleMaster [557/729] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:00:41 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/26/18 10:00:09] fattrat has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:14:15 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/27/18 08:02:06] Heisenberg [494/910] has challenged fattrat [550/1180] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:24:14 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/27/18 19:28:50] fattrat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:55:23 from level 85.
[02/28/18 01:27:56] dindinx [162/917] has challenged fattrat [220/1180] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:24:14 is added to dindinx's clock.
[02/28/18 19:27:10] fattrat [208/1180] has come upon csssuf [251/503] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:26:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/28/18 21:35:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 21 days, 12:52:19 toward level 85.
[03/01/18 03:20:08] fattrat [88/1180] has challenged Jandre [114/373] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:47:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/01/18 14:23:33] Dork_Knight [726/786] has challenged fattrat [933/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:27:41 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[03/02/18 20:28:33] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:51:06 from level 85.
[03/04/18 07:44:12] fattrat [1142/1180] has challenged Agent86 [463/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:21:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/04/18 22:48:57] fattrat [513/1180] has challenged ilbelkyr [72/742] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:08:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/08/18 20:50:36] bebbet [64/72] has challenged fattrat [382/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/09/18 12:21:07] Cypher [575/1129] has come upon fattrat [91/1180] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:42 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/10/18 11:53:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 08:10:30 toward level 85.
[03/10/18 12:16:24] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:06 from level 85.
[03/10/18 19:16:02] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:39 towards level 85.
[03/11/18 06:44:53] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:37 towards level 85.
[03/12/18 09:07:40] fattrat [714/1180] has challenged sunri5e [515/626] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:58:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/12/18 13:26:42] fattrat [1096/1180] has come upon astropoint [564/621] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:10:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/14/18 01:01:06] m0shbear [310/716] has challenged fattrat [201/1180] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:53:36 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/14/18 22:28:42] AngryParsley, MJ94, and lipek [593/2828] have team battled fattrat, awgh, and KeboDK [2374/3139] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/18 16:14:44] fattrat [234/1180] has challenged sbp [204/576] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:01:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/16/18 07:19:55] fattrat [1015/1180] has challenged AgentThom [374/408] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:11:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/17/18 07:55:36] moveax [495/525] has come upon fattrat [500/1180] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:44 is added to moveax's clock.
[03/17/18 15:26:41] ohnx, soltys, and Dork_Knight [944/2364] have team battled fattrat, Elgo, and dclaw123 [472/2596] and won! 2 days, 14:47:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/18 17:31:43] Elgo [376/445] has challenged fattrat [787/1180] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:23:32 is added to Elgo's clock.
[03/18/18 06:42:34] fattrat [418/1180] has come upon m4dc0w [190/355] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:28:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/19/18 05:55:16] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:22:47 towards level 86.
[03/20/18 23:07:19] fattrat [629/1180] has come upon cirdan [282/906] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:22:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/21/18 14:14:43] jrosmith, fattrat, and himuraken [2256/2650] have team battled grooverider, Sharky4, and blizgerg [606/2809] and won! 0 days, 01:38:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 23:55:24] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:57:18 towards level 86.
[03/22/18 02:29:17] zifnab06, fattrat, and Sundance [1164/2423] have team battled vox, Iri, and ruan [1686/2578] and lost! 1 day, 06:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/18 05:14:57] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:39 towards level 86.
[03/22/18 18:31:08] fattrat, Sharky4, and robox [1509/2412] have team battled yano, himuraken, and astropoint [828/2241] and won! 0 days, 07:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 14:14:05] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:20:20 from level 86.
[03/24/18 16:32:49] sunri5e, SN4T14, and liara [1288/1936] have team battled fattrat, ishanyx, and ilbelkyr [538/2734] and won! 0 days, 10:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/18 23:52:36] fattrat [665/1180] has come upon Euronur [559/705] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:03:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/26/18 02:48:06] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:39:19 towards level 86.
[03/26/18 18:56:00] jrosmith [434/677] has come upon fattrat [838/1180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:08 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[03/27/18 00:20:12] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:21 towards level 86.
[03/27/18 06:51:18] fattrat [1134/1180] has challenged bootdisk [377/890] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:28:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/28/18 14:59:54] fattrat [255/1180] has come upon brycec [634/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:25:34 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/30/18 05:58:37] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:46:15 towards level 86.
[04/01/18 02:56:27] fattrat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/18 11:43:44] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:41 towards level 86.
[04/01/18 12:35:00] fattrat [1126/1195] has challenged Agent86 [258/592] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:48:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/01/18 17:36:40] fattrat [610/1195] has challenged uhmmm [769/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:48:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/02/18 03:34:12] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:41 towards level 86.
[04/02/18 04:32:26] petrichor, Lios, and qwerty [2073/2870] have team battled fattrat, AbacusAvenger, and valdur55 [2587/2883] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 06:41:02] Agent86 [402/592] has challenged fattrat [414/1195] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:20:41 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/03/18 21:13:30] fattrat [1147/1195] has come upon kenyon [397/1254] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/03/18 21:52:44] fattrat [975/1195] has come upon MadHatter [522/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:28:40 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/04/18 19:14:09] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:27 towards level 86.
[04/06/18 04:52:25] RBecker, pants, fattrat, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/18 07:16:07] fattrat [746/1195] has challenged Tor [103/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:33:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/06/18 16:37:22] Wario [232/402] has challenged fattrat [437/1195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to Wario's clock.
[04/06/18 18:17:32] TimWolla, fattrat, and woonack [501/1970] have team battled ishanyx, Mars, and glorgamitch [1805/2387] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/18 02:11:23] Brainiac [554/703] has come upon fattrat [130/1195] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:54:27 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[04/07/18 20:31:59] fattrat [276/1195] has challenged Zaratustra [632/964] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/08/18 03:31:07] PiotrekD [294/701] has challenged fattrat [256/1195] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:56:08 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/08/18 15:35:09] fattrat [530/1195] has challenged grooverider [1009/1237] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:04:41 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/08/18 21:52:40] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:44:35 towards level 87.
[04/09/18 13:38:07] ncarl747, vrillusions, and xayto [1022/2821] have team battled WallIdl, fattrat, and brendan [1177/3482] and lost! 0 days, 11:31:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/18 20:45:09] fattrat [811/1195] has challenged FSM [95/103] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:20:49 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/10/18 17:14:15] fattrat [1056/1195] has come upon Luamil [204/492] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:03:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/11/18 09:43:37] fattrat, Dork_Knight, and Crow [104/2191] have team battled elbie, Lnk, and WallIdl [898/2407] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/18 16:38:56] Fluttershy, KeboDK, and fattrat [1371/3144] have team battled J, Lnk, and soltys [803/1985] and won! 2 days, 21:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/18 14:07:45] Luamil [463/492] has challenged fattrat [895/1195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:42 is added to Luamil's clock.
[04/13/18 18:17:10] kork [154/302] has challenged fattrat [1181/1195] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:01 is added to kork's clock.
[04/14/18 00:25:44] fattrat, apiw, and greekman [1610/2324] have team battled LordH, bozo, and Virtual [1231/2133] and won! 1 day, 01:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 07:26:00] Pici, dclaw123, and awgh [1602/2980] have team battled holloway, fattrat, and JuanMaestro [2133/2859] and lost! 6 days, 20:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/18 10:46:54] MetaNova [351/990] has challenged fattrat [56/1195] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:45:25 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/15/18 13:32:29] holloway [755/930] has challenged fattrat [97/1195] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:01:22 is removed from holloway's clock.
[04/15/18 19:38:49] valdur55, fattrat, and basepi [1346/3049] have team battled m0shbear, Elgo, and elbie [1604/1992] and lost! 2 days, 07:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/18 21:58:58] aismallard [22/39] has challenged fattrat [184/1195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to aismallard's clock.
[04/16/18 02:37:15] CornFly [561/1027] has challenged fattrat [909/1195] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:21:44 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/16/18 05:01:22] Andries [623/763] has come upon fattrat [46/1195] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:49:01 is removed from Andries's clock.
[04/16/18 05:38:20] HeavyPodda [731/1033] has challenged fattrat [208/1195] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:00:00 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/16/18 19:36:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 46 days, 15:45:57 toward level 87.
[04/18/18 00:06:32] SpikeX [696/840] has come upon fattrat [846/1195] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:02:53 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[04/18/18 08:59:19] ruan [910/913] has come upon fattrat [493/1195] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 20:47:58 is removed from ruan's clock.
[04/19/18 19:38:11] petrichor, IdleMaster, and Misza [2063/3054] have team battled fattrat, m0shbear, and RedW [2799/2939] and lost! 0 days, 11:38:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 07:59:05] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:36 towards level 87.
[04/21/18 02:24:06] Tenorman [255/1000] has come upon fattrat [267/1195] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:51:16 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/21/18 15:24:31] lipek [862/1228] has challenged fattrat [1169/1195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:00 is added to lipek's clock.
[04/22/18 16:59:11] hoglahoo, qwerty, and Zoddo [858/2617] have team battled fattrat, IdleMaster, and yano [2361/2648] and lost! 1 day, 11:34:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/18 23:03:32] fattrat [1174/1195] has come upon idlerpgww [518/532] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:35:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/23/18 23:39:25] fattrat [361/1195] has come upon irix [394/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:26:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/23/18 23:58:39] fattrat fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! fattrat's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/18 12:49:43] fattrat [841/1178] has challenged niko [467/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/24/18 14:50:26] fattrat [677/1178] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [61/906] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:44:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/25/18 04:54:33] fattrat [936/1178] has come upon Milquetoast [663/1003] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:06:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/26/18 00:22:04] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:14 towards level 87.
[04/26/18 03:39:58] adamchainz, Ozaad, and codedeeply [1430/1645] have team battled bigjay, fattrat, and elbie [3212/3247] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 04:59:33] TauPan, fattrat, and dxtr [1345/2047] have team battled greekman, crysys, and mwhahaha [1438/2191] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 20:42:31] caeli [40/245] has challenged fattrat [93/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to caeli's clock.
[04/27/18 21:31:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 4 days, 00:22:48 toward level 87.
[04/28/18 11:38:48] fattrat [333/1178] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [55/961] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:00:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/29/18 14:11:45] Flonk [479/750] has challenged fattrat [160/1178] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:00 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/30/18 01:06:53] Cypher [92/1071] has come upon fattrat [940/1178] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:37:42 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/01/18 06:45:01] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:29 towards level 87.
[05/02/18 01:00:05] soltys [76/573] has challenged fattrat [775/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:15 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/03/18 06:33:06] Taffer [69/697] has come upon fattrat [363/1178] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:16:06 is added to Taffer's clock.
[05/03/18 23:04:28] jrosmith, Dork_Knight, and seanmnaes [237/1978] have team battled fattrat, astropoint, and PiotrekD [741/2515] and lost! 1 day, 18:09:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/18 20:59:06] CompanionCube [114/364] has challenged fattrat [358/1178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[05/06/18 07:16:41] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:49 towards level 87.
[05/06/18 08:15:24] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:19 towards level 87.
[05/06/18 13:36:33] fattrat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:06 from level 87.
[05/06/18 22:12:19] fattrat [908/1178] has challenged IdleBot [848/1905] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/07/18 06:30:28] fattrat [417/1178] has come upon Boohbah [102/627] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:33:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/07/18 08:46:09] Zaratustra, allo, and KeboDK [1703/2361] have team battled holloway, fattrat, and gildarts [1044/2664] and won! 5 days, 02:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 04:56:55] hannesenator [78/1128] has challenged fattrat [164/1178] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:39:48 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[05/09/18 23:57:16] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:35:38 towards level 88.
[05/10/18 12:03:02] fattrat [877/1178] has come upon Cameron_D [1178/1622] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:48:57 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/12/18 16:12:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 05:10:36 from level 88.
[05/12/18 22:49:44] Wohali [48/503] has come upon fattrat [189/1178] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:33 is added to Wohali's clock.
[05/13/18 08:29:58] Leetistan, sedition, and freeboson [698/1650] have team battled Pici, fattrat, and sasaniak [1155/2964] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/18 11:34:11] Killerkid [630/784] has come upon fattrat [459/1178] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:26:00 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[05/18/18 22:43:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 45 days, 08:42:02 toward level 88.
[05/19/18 03:32:04] Bob [637/756] has challenged fattrat [974/1178] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:25:34 is added to Bob's clock.
[05/20/18 02:52:18] Lios, m0shbear, and basepi [1558/2445] have team battled fattrat, jrosmith, and Tor [1407/2452] and won! 0 days, 07:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 03:04:20] petrichor [340/1163] has come upon fattrat [383/1178] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 06:10:38 is added to petrichor's clock.
[05/20/18 20:26:17] Bob, fattrat, and m0shbear [1174/2672] have team battled Leetistan, LordH, and mordac [1286/2706] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/18 01:48:14] fattrat [1038/1178] has come upon TauPan [169/688] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:43:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/21/18 03:43:44] JensRex [114/1053] has come upon fattrat [1061/1178] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:15:20 is added to JensRex's clock.
[05/22/18 20:55:24] allo, fattrat, and valdur55 [885/2540] have team battled crudd, idisjunction, and IdleMaster [1462/1884] and lost! 3 days, 09:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 11:06:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 11 days, 01:35:16 toward level 88.
[05/25/18 09:58:19] fattrat misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:06 from level 88.
[05/25/18 11:21:39] fattrat [322/1189] has come upon cirdan [617/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:27:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/27/18 12:01:58] fattrat [441/1189] has challenged Tor [329/581] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:11:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/28/18 13:27:23] NextHendrix [228/247] has challenged fattrat [1151/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to NextHendrix's clock.
[05/28/18 16:11:42] Sixbierehomme [343/685] has challenged fattrat [422/1189] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:31:58 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[05/28/18 20:19:46] fattrat [21/1189] has come upon Fyris [428/444] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:02:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/29/18 04:16:00] Zoddo [430/1159] has challenged fattrat [264/1189] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:36:44 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[05/29/18 13:19:11] fattrat [253/1189] has challenged MrGlass [781/842] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:14:44 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/29/18 18:52:16] fattrat [286/1189] has come upon J [362/685] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:03:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/30/18 09:46:18] hardenedapple [14/19] has challenged fattrat [965/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to hardenedapple's clock.
[06/01/18 04:41:41] fattrat [646/1189] has challenged brycec [675/817] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:40:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/01/18 08:25:19] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:10:16 from level 88.
[06/02/18 17:45:18] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:45:14 from level 88.
[06/04/18 04:06:47] fattrat [203/1189] has challenged Roxana [217/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:14:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/04/18 12:09:13] Elgo [272/461] has come upon fattrat [600/1189] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:38:46 is added to Elgo's clock.
[06/04/18 16:57:25] Killerkid [556/791] has come upon fattrat [987/1189] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:36 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[06/05/18 08:00:50] dxtr [192/348] has challenged fattrat [778/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to dxtr's clock.
[06/05/18 12:02:48] holloway, dxtr, Tenorman, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/18 18:20:09] fattrat [75/1189] has challenged Lios [688/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:34:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/07/18 01:52:13] MadMan, Andries, and apiw [1068/2528] have team battled fattrat, moveax, and MrGlass [1101/2801] and lost! 2 days, 08:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 02:24:48] fattrat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:41:58 from level 88.
[06/08/18 13:41:21] djm, fattrat, and Andries [418/2788] have team battled TauPan, lipek, and abra0 [2473/2916] and lost! 2 days, 09:37:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/18 13:49:15] fattrat [421/1189] has come upon gildarts [291/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:48:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/09/18 21:46:57] LukeLR, fattrat, and neurospex [2208/2884] have team battled valdur55, Mateusz, and lakwatsero [268/2156] and won! 0 days, 18:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 16:13:06] jp [223/324] has challenged fattrat [93/1189] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:18 is removed from jp's clock.
[06/11/18 01:40:39] fattrat [28/1189] has challenged Crazycatlady [495/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:44 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/12/18 03:08:32] sigmg, apiw, and hoglahoo [824/2193] have team battled mustek, ohnx, and fattrat [1882/3263] and lost! 1 day, 20:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/18 19:14:57] greekman [270/641] has challenged fattrat [1019/1189] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to greekman's clock.
[06/15/18 10:09:40] Andries [677/763] has come upon fattrat [946/1189] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:04:26 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/15/18 16:14:59] Shakes, fattrat, and WallIdl [1266/2193] have team battled Sundance, idlerpgww, and Psilocybe [1489/1897] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 20:56:55] fattrat [79/1189] has come upon ohnx [878/1021] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:19:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/16/18 07:29:15] xtort- [49/265] has come upon fattrat [598/1189] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:33 is added to xtort-'s clock.
[06/16/18 13:08:22] fattrat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:37:42 from level 88.
[06/17/18 02:33:26] xtort- [139/265] has challenged fattrat [1053/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to xtort-'s clock.
[06/17/18 03:41:19] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:02 towards level 88.
[06/17/18 15:36:35] fattrat [1159/1189] has challenged Lemelisk [883/1188] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:37:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/17/18 15:48:42] aismallard, zankore, fattrat, and basepi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/18 04:49:57] fattrat [103/1189] has challenged mordac [88/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:50:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/19/18 10:52:09] lightstalker [328/482] has challenged fattrat [905/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:57 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[06/19/18 18:28:47] fattrat [1041/1189] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [301/748] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/19/18 23:15:33] fattrat [889/1189] has come upon Majak [178/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/19/18 23:15:33] fattrat has dealt Majak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:06:59 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/20/18 02:03:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 00:19:31 toward level 88.
[06/20/18 02:37:00] fattrat [228/1189] has challenged zid [746/1026] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/21/18 18:08:52] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:35:24 towards level 89.
[06/22/18 23:21:47] Taffer [340/573] has challenged fattrat [414/1189] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:26:05 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/22/18 23:35:04] you [153/239] has challenged fattrat [898/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to you's clock.
[06/24/18 02:07:20] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:52:26 towards level 89.
[06/24/18 02:14:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 18:10:56 from level 89.
[06/25/18 04:00:32] adamchainz [375/597] has come upon fattrat [924/1189] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:38:07 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[06/25/18 10:31:22] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:06:59 from level 89.
[06/25/18 11:24:14] Ais, J, and Taffer [633/1725] have team battled fattrat, sigmg, and valdur55 [1552/2820] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/18 18:39:42] lipek, kier, and fattrat [162/3290] have team battled Ironhoof, Birdbones, and speedmann [2832/3007] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 02:56:25] brycec, LordH, and Eldoreth [1176/2870] have team battled pfoley, KeboDK, and fattrat [1754/2805] and lost! 1 day, 19:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 05:06:01] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:17:53 from level 89.
[06/29/18 17:39:47] fattrat [1149/1189] has challenged Ais [280/467] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:45:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/01/18 08:01:26] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:10:21 towards level 89.
[07/01/18 18:21:08] fattrat [108/1189] has come upon khmerboy [131/427] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:55:33 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/02/18 11:12:53] sigmg, fattrat, and sunri5e [1410/2800] have team battled MetaNova, Sharky4, and awgh [803/2523] and won! 4 days, 22:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/18 22:56:26] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:19:06 towards level 89.
[07/04/18 12:19:27] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:26:07 towards level 89.
[07/05/18 04:53:34] fattrat [1013/1189] has come upon greekman [191/660] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:53:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/06/18 22:00:11] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:48:23 towards level 89.
[07/07/18 17:33:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 28 days, 03:30:52 toward level 89.
[07/08/18 10:43:43] bobvador, LordH, and crudd [1445/2036] have team battled fattrat, vrillusions, and grooverider [1707/3747] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 15:17:47] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:41 towards level 89.
[07/09/18 23:20:56] fattrat [88/1189] has come upon m0shbear [150/722] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:11:34 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/10/18 16:28:46] M144, Khorne, and IndigoTiger [325/2556] have team battled fattrat, djm, and AncalagonThBlack [985/2784] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 03:01:52] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:46:01 from level 89.
[07/11/18 05:56:12] himuraken, Flonk, and fattrat [374/2904] have team battled ruan, Andries, and wulk [1481/2220] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 00:23:01] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:53:15 from level 89.
[07/12/18 09:25:56] soltys [229/583] has challenged fattrat [310/1189] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:25:31 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/13/18 02:08:59] dax [427/606] has challenged fattrat [225/1189] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:48:02 is removed from dax's clock.
[07/13/18 08:25:55] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:01 from level 89.
[07/13/18 10:34:37] sasaniak [170/702] has challenged fattrat [326/1189] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:03:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/13/18 16:36:41] SpikeX [528/841] has challenged fattrat [753/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:54 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[07/14/18 10:16:51] crudd, Globalirc, and Wohali [286/1722] have team battled sigmg, astropoint, and fattrat [1718/2745] and lost! 0 days, 22:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/18 03:48:41] fattrat [13/1183] has challenged woonack [446/479] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:59:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/15/18 12:19:57] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:54:38 towards level 89.
[07/15/18 17:53:31] fattrat [112/1183] has challenged adamchainz [162/597] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:58:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/16/18 00:19:46] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:46:33 towards level 89.
[07/17/18 08:59:24] fattrat [657/1183] has come upon sjefen6 [770/775] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:51:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/17/18 20:03:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 21 days, 17:23:06 toward level 89.
[07/17/18 22:41:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:02:40 from level 89.
[07/18/18 19:19:10] nickware [595/835] has challenged fattrat [381/1183] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:32:31 is removed from nickware's clock.
[07/18/18 19:19:10] nickware has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:16:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/19/18 15:19:41] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:28 from level 89.
[07/20/18 06:31:29] fattrat [351/1183] has challenged JensRex [34/1066] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:57:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/22/18 18:13:04] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:15 from level 89.
[07/22/18 21:07:14] fattrat [186/1183] has come upon bobvador [79/454] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:51:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/23/18 09:50:49] suterismus [1311/1346] has come upon fattrat [862/1183] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:13:45 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/23/18 13:34:59] fattrat, bootdisk, and meffe [2649/2866] have team battled Geela, Heisenberg, and sbp [861/1727] and won! 0 days, 22:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 13:58:55] fattrat, Nistur, and sheu [515/2026] have team battled alephnull, greekman, and astropoint [499/2119] and won! 0 days, 01:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 05:57:29] Yuhno, uhmmm, and blizgerg [1283/2749] have team battled fattrat, manish17xxx, and nickware [1691/2753] and lost! 4 days, 07:29:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 06:23:56] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:51 towards level 89.
[07/24/18 10:10:54] cjkinni [208/343] has come upon fattrat [768/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:47 is added to cjkinni's clock.
[07/24/18 23:09:53] fattrat [1083/1183] has challenged Yuhno [551/683] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/25/18 00:34:27] allo, apiw, and fattrat [692/2460] have team battled el, borsin, and Elgo [319/1932] and won! 0 days, 08:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 11:08:01] fattrat [772/1183] has challenged adamchainz [475/602] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:39:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/27/18 03:25:14] darkmage, woonack, and Evrial [1701/2162] have team battled fattrat, Cameron_D, and Mars [3194/3617] and lost! 5 days, 08:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 17:11:57] fattrat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:21:56 from level 90.
[07/27/18 18:09:49] fattrat [793/1183] has come upon idlerpgww [82/561] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:14:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/29/18 12:32:49] freeboson [225/1056] has challenged fattrat [621/1183] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:48:13 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/30/18 17:33:04] bootdisk [350/981] has come upon fattrat [800/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:20 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[07/31/18 00:06:18] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:35:31 towards level 90.
[07/31/18 06:50:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 7 days, 06:59:53 toward level 90.
[07/31/18 15:41:37] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:57:08 from level 90.
[08/01/18 03:55:42] yano [294/694] has challenged fattrat [710/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:38 is added to yano's clock.
[08/01/18 18:00:55] fattrat [391/1183] has challenged Psilocybe [546/723] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:53:17 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/02/18 21:14:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 15 days, 11:55:28 toward level 90.
[08/03/18 18:17:29] fattrat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:48:53 from level 90.
[08/05/18 18:59:55] Taffer, Asara, and Nofew [227/2814] have team battled fattrat, wolfkin, and grooverider [1626/2898] and lost! 0 days, 19:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/18 21:51:25] fattrat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:08:52 from level 90.
[08/07/18 09:17:13] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:03:24 towards level 90.
[08/07/18 11:50:42] fattrat [859/1183] has challenged Khorne [409/1014] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:45:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/07/18 22:54:34] rxcomm [252/981] has challenged fattrat [509/1183] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:04:33 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[08/08/18 09:14:34] fattrat [481/1183] has come upon mwhahaha [161/925] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:18:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/09/18 05:05:33] fattrat [22/1183] has challenged petrichor [51/1197] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:39:54 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/09/18 05:26:11] basepi [410/842] has come upon fattrat [1131/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:58 is added to basepi's clock.
[08/10/18 19:13:25] fattrat [763/1183] has come upon cornfeedhobo [285/319] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:01:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/11/18 15:17:46] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:14 towards level 90.
[08/12/18 02:50:30] fattrat [392/1183] has come upon borsin [113/540] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:00:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/12/18 23:11:02] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:07 towards level 90.
[08/13/18 08:05:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 08:07:17 from level 90.
[08/13/18 23:25:12] M144 [172/446] has come upon fattrat [378/1183] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:17 is added to M144's clock.
[08/16/18 11:32:35] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:12 towards level 90.
[08/16/18 23:19:43] Tenorman [520/1051] has come upon fattrat [799/1183] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:16:48 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/18/18 20:50:29] Lnk, sunri5e, and wolfkin [2110/2158] have team battled Ttech, Crazycatlady, and fattrat [2724/3469] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/18 06:36:15] fattrat [843/1183] has come upon elbie [709/713] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:32:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/20/18 20:32:21] fattrat [476/1183] has challenged Tor [395/1092] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:40:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/24/18 20:11:12] fattrat [1094/1183] has come upon Lemelisk [923/1215] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:29:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/28/18 17:14:02] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:58 towards level 90.
[08/29/18 10:22:42] fattrat [633/1183] has challenged MetaNova [570/1008] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/29/18 20:55:18] fattrat [23/1183] has come upon IdleMaster [163/758] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/29/18 22:19:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 17:02:30 toward level 90.
[08/30/18 08:46:34] fattrat [3/1183] has challenged Zoddo [304/1123] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/01/18 00:07:45] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:27:43 towards level 91.
[09/01/18 00:55:36] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:33:11 towards level 91.
[09/02/18 08:55:11] fattrat [129/1183] has challenged djm [610/790] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:41:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/04/18 11:58:55] fattrat [735/1183] has come upon Eldoreth [534/940] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 20:26:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/04/18 21:39:57] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:27:10 towards level 91.
[09/08/18 15:17:29] idisjunction, Atan, allo, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/18 19:47:11] Fluttershy, CornFly, and Herb_Tarlek [310/3127] have team battled yano, Tor, and fattrat [1810/2978] and lost! 1 day, 16:56:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/18 00:55:07] elbie [448/716] has challenged fattrat [0/1183] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:57:01 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/12/18 05:12:45] fattrat [986/1183] has challenged bobvador [306/602] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:58:43 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/14/18 02:13:34] AthenaMarie [0/1] has challenged fattrat [481/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to AthenaMarie's clock.
[09/14/18 04:00:36] fattrat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:02:47 from level 91.
[09/14/18 10:46:16] SpikeX [753/825] has come upon fattrat [337/1183] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:48:04 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[09/16/18 10:52:21] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:49:45 towards level 91.
[09/16/18 11:27:59] gildarts, womblecat, and Andries [748/1825] have team battled fattrat, canton7, and Tor [1194/2967] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/18 19:19:29] Andries [721/745] has come upon fattrat [146/1183] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:45:27 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/18/18 02:52:33] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:21:04 from level 91.
[09/18/18 07:43:48] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:09:57 from level 91.
[09/18/18 09:04:45] vox [755/1179] has challenged fattrat [827/1183] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to vox's clock.
[09/19/18 09:37:26] brendan, TauPan, and Asara [2632/3067] have team battled fattrat, tmberg, and Fluttershy [1011/3286] and won! 0 days, 17:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/18 12:20:07] fattrat [641/1183] has challenged Zye [1176/1246] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/20/18 20:52:02] Cypher, himuraken, vox, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/18 20:52:11] fattrat [660/1183] has come upon himuraken [61/934] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:57:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/22/18 02:59:08] xtort-, womblecat, and basicMiracle [170/1519] have team battled fattrat, CornFly, and agrajag [2772/3288] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/18 02:51:00] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:16:00 towards level 91.
[09/23/18 07:43:01] Andries [644/745] has challenged fattrat [1069/1183] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:20:09 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/23/18 11:39:14] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:17 towards level 91.
[09/24/18 10:34:24] kier, IndigoTiger, and khmerboy [1856/2308] have team battled idlerpgww, borsin, and fattrat [1536/2367] and won! 1 day, 06:46:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 13:41:27] pixelate, fattrat, and MrGlass [1119/2601] have team battled soltys, max, and Milquetoast [400/2162] and won! 3 days, 15:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 21:09:54] fattrat [975/1183] has come upon ilbelkyr [709/956] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:47:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/26/18 21:16:29] Psilocybe, fattrat, and yano [1858/2572] have team battled alephnull, FSM, and Killerkid [1454/2078] and won! 1 day, 00:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 23:21:01] fattrat fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! fattrat's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/18 00:30:55] xit, bebbet, and pfoley [601/2146] have team battled Milquetoast, fattrat, and dxtr [28/2791] and won! 0 days, 00:59:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 03:26:40] fattrat [158/1168] has come upon Sundance [92/724] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:31:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/27/18 03:41:09] vrillusions, LukeLR, and Xenthys [1904/2452] have team battled Zoddo, ohnx, and fattrat [2254/3318] and lost! 1 day, 08:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 16:36:48] fattrat [633/1168] has come upon grooverider [1093/1354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/28/18 17:05:07] fattrat [483/1168] has come upon dindinx [467/805] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:27:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/29/18 10:06:19] Herb_Tarlek [80/872] has come upon fattrat [500/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/29/18 18:00:07] fattrat [972/1168] has come upon womblecat [278/624] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:43:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/30/18 14:44:06] fattrat [138/1168] has challenged IdleMaster [412/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:08:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/01/18 01:14:04] sparrowhawk [184/222] has challenged fattrat [237/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[10/01/18 05:00:45] alephnull [546/622] has come upon fattrat [878/1168] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:40 is added to alephnull's clock.
[10/01/18 05:19:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 15:32:04 toward level 91.
[10/01/18 07:26:53] BagelBites [148/213] has challenged fattrat [1141/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[10/01/18 14:49:46] TimWolla, dwfreed, and fattrat [1228/2382] have team battled Tenorman, Mayit, and shymega [1066/2006] and won! 0 days, 05:11:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/18 03:01:07] fattrat [489/1168] has come upon vrillusions [732/1281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/03/18 04:16:56] fattrat [292/1168] has challenged Lemongrab [821/981] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:03:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/04/18 10:15:59] brendan [262/1374] has challenged fattrat [780/1168] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:41:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/06/18 04:56:09] manish17xxx, M144, fattrat, and Flonk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/18 12:33:09] fattrat [1064/1168] has challenged djm [268/793] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:18:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/06/18 17:05:33] Cameron_D [30/1648] has come upon fattrat [544/1168] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 00:20:57 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[10/07/18 02:37:42] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:03:58 towards level 92.
[10/07/18 05:45:00] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:32:54 towards level 92.
[10/08/18 14:09:50] double [756/1106] has come upon fattrat [260/1168] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:21:04 is removed from double's clock.
[10/09/18 23:56:19] fattrat [896/1168] has come upon sheu [272/522] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:49:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/10/18 13:56:59] fattrat [817/1168] has come upon dxtr [409/932] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:07:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/11/18 12:34:17] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:23:40 from level 92.
[10/11/18 18:16:27] fattrat [53/1168] has challenged CornFly [171/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:13:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/12/18 11:10:40] fattrat, CornFly, and Herb_Tarlek [2465/3242] have team battled bootdisk, loomysh, and alephnull [462/2650] and won! 0 days, 02:01:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 13:11:25] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:17:56 from level 92.
[10/13/18 11:30:07] Nistur [143/522] has challenged fattrat [1001/1168] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:55:50 is added to Nistur's clock.
[10/15/18 12:44:23] fattrat [650/1168] has challenged dindinx [521/805] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:18:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/15/18 21:18:18] fattrat, xit, and Asara [3445/3486] have team battled KeboDK, neurospex, and womblecat [1054/2820] and won! 1 day, 17:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 12:58:08] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:55 towards level 92.
[10/17/18 14:22:40] Ivusior [19/59] has challenged fattrat [654/1168] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:39 is added to Ivusior's clock.
[10/17/18 18:10:00] fattrat, ToHellWithGA, and kenyon [2290/3513] have team battled Ivusior, Brainiac, and D.Va [642/1592] and won! 2 days, 19:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 18:34:11] fattrat [502/1168] has come upon sjefen6 [442/797] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:15:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/18/18 07:27:53] dxtr [566/932] has come upon fattrat [169/1168] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:43 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[10/19/18 03:17:33] Curious_Onion, BagelBites, elf, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/18 13:46:47] Kratos [399/421] has come upon fattrat [698/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:12:28 is added to Kratos's clock.
[10/20/18 00:19:50] fattrat [522/1168] has challenged sheu [40/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:47:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/21/18 12:31:39] DrJosh9000 [162/304] has come upon fattrat [996/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:01 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/23/18 06:46:24] petrichor [977/1214] has challenged fattrat [9/1168] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:10:26 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[10/23/18 06:46:24] petrichor has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:30:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/23/18 09:22:39] fattrat [896/1168] has come upon Mirc0p [47/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:06:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/25/18 18:59:42] tmberg [96/1050] has come upon fattrat [519/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:01:55 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/26/18 02:25:28] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:04 towards level 92.
[10/26/18 08:59:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 19:06:51 toward level 92.
[10/27/18 10:00:41] fattrat [472/1168] has challenged shandor [157/609] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:14:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/27/18 10:00:41] In the fierce battle, shandor dropped their level 90 shield! fattrat picks it up, tossing their old level 52 shield to shandor.
[10/27/18 17:22:35] allo [359/551] has challenged fattrat [127/1206] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:28:10 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/27/18 17:22:35] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped their level 61 helm! allo picks it up, tossing their old level 44 helm to fattrat.
[10/28/18 12:47:22] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:01:41 towards level 93.
[10/29/18 03:30:12] fattrat [931/1189] has challenged Xenthys [504/518] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:05:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/29/18 11:51:22] PiotrekD, suterismus, and AncalagonThBlack [2077/2619] have team battled LilXan, fattrat, and Brainiac [1055/2165] and won! 2 days, 07:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 09:48:45] fattrat [917/1189] has come upon petrichor [58/1216] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:53:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/30/18 23:59:57] fattrat, Desspugne, and Tenorman [343/2622] have team battled suterismus, Emar, and MJ94 [1365/2260] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/18 10:39:55] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:18:59 towards level 93.
[11/01/18 05:41:00] M144, SpikeX, and acolarh [384/2073] have team battled HeavyPodda, fattrat, and Kratos [995/2588] and lost! 1 day, 11:14:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 23:32:23] djm [702/804] has challenged fattrat [1154/1189] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:28:15 is added to djm's clock.
[11/02/18 13:12:01] fattrat [563/1189] has come upon mordac [718/1228] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:41:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/03/18 23:13:15] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:44:17 from level 93.
[11/04/18 02:42:01] fattrat [142/1189] has come upon lagertonne [192/639] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:18:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/04/18 21:06:43] idlerpgww, agrajag, and acolarh [2148/2221] have team battled fattrat, el, and holloway [2322/3081] and lost! 3 days, 05:47:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/18 08:40:49] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:01 towards level 93.
[11/05/18 12:50:33] ohnx [299/1041] has challenged fattrat [1052/1189] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:57:53 is added to ohnx's clock.
[11/05/18 21:20:19] Ttech, fattrat, and dwfreed [630/3351] have team battled Lemelisk, Cypher, and Heisenberg [2185/3178] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/18 13:47:34] Andries, soltys, and fattrat [721/2545] have team battled rxcomm, mwhahaha, and Lnk [1802/2898] and lost! 2 days, 13:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/18 14:12:01] xayto [680/801] has come upon fattrat [1043/1189] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:16:32 is added to xayto's clock.
[11/08/18 08:04:36] fattrat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:05:07 from level 93.
[11/08/18 08:47:15] yano, MrGlass, and rxcomm [1122/2694] have team battled double, useless, and fattrat [2538/3168] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/18 18:43:44] mordac [844/1264] has come upon fattrat [1147/1194] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:20:01 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/09/18 21:35:58] fattrat [1173/1194] has come upon ncarl747 [319/798] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:21:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/10/18 03:14:32] fattrat [398/1194] has challenged vegadark [562/617] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:28:22 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/11/18 13:34:14] BagelBites, Brady, and neurospex [2003/2592] have team battled vegadark, fattrat, and sjefen6 [0/2647] and won! 1 day, 06:41:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/18 15:51:27] zankore [56/1061] has challenged fattrat [787/1194] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:58:03 is added to zankore's clock.
[11/12/18 00:58:41] fattrat [341/1194] has come upon elf [195/1124] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:20:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/12/18 05:26:37] fattrat [1136/1194] has come upon LukeLR [166/655] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:57:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/14/18 08:36:49] fattrat [345/1194] has challenged TimWolla [683/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:23:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/15/18 00:35:29] waterman [0/24] has challenged fattrat [1089/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:40 is added to waterman's clock.
[11/15/18 09:09:37] mistaEvO8 [216/222] has challenged fattrat [264/1194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/17/18 19:55:34] fattrat [129/1194] has challenged Majak [229/475] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:55:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/17/18 20:29:47] fattrat [187/1194] has come upon dclaw123 [513/1010] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:44:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/18/18 06:05:48] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:03:59 towards level 93.
[11/19/18 01:41:57] fattrat [776/1194] has come upon Curious_Onion [133/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:42:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/20/18 15:09:03] fattrat, idlerpgww, and Tenorman [2784/2858] have team battled max, Lnk, and PiotrekD [592/2158] and won! 3 days, 05:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 23:21:57] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:25:39 towards level 93.
[11/21/18 20:17:23] holloway [604/977] has challenged fattrat [742/1194] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:22:31 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/22/18 05:19:22] fattrat [877/1194] has challenged sjefen6 [27/876] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:46:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/22/18 12:00:23] bp, petrichor, and jrosmith [1618/2678] have team battled Ttech, fattrat, and Geela [2466/3630] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 19:49:10] csc2ya, NPC4946410567318, and Birdbones [1264/1979] have team battled DrJosh9000, Misza, and fattrat [752/2835] and won! 0 days, 02:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/18 22:00:56] fattrat [1076/1194] has come upon NPC4946410567318 [86/283] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:14:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/25/18 00:21:51] fattrat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:54 from level 93.
[11/25/18 03:35:05] GilbertErik [474/682] has challenged fattrat [1062/1194] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:43:26 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/25/18 18:38:28] fattrat [439/1194] has challenged el [438/915] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:40:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/25/18 22:52:54] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:20 from level 93.
[11/26/18 00:51:44] fattrat [267/1194] has come upon acolarh [35/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:55:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/26/18 14:19:13] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:44 towards level 93.
[11/28/18 14:54:07] fattrat [52/1194] has challenged Sharky4 [486/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/28/18 15:20:12] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:09 from level 93.
[11/28/18 19:55:10] Andries [349/766] has challenged fattrat [1116/1194] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:17:00 is added to Andries's clock.
[11/29/18 02:41:14] GilbertErik, m0shbear, and fattrat [744/2653] have team battled suterismus, BagelBites, and zankore [2168/2873] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/18 03:16:51] fattrat [694/1231] has challenged Bradicus [616/774] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:39:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/30/18 08:03:23] ilbelkyr [398/964] has challenged fattrat [74/1231] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:21:40 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[12/01/18 09:39:00] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:53:47 from level 94.
[12/02/18 03:13:12] pfoley [534/667] has challenged fattrat [132/1231] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:21:08 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/03/18 20:22:41] elf [745/1170] has challenged fattrat [1197/1231] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:05:34 is added to elf's clock.
[12/04/18 16:00:22] fattrat [902/1231] has come upon Sundance [748/765] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:06:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/04/18 22:14:47] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:15:09 towards level 94.
[12/05/18 02:29:26] Roxana [853/1135] has challenged fattrat [753/1231] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:29:33 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[12/05/18 22:26:50] fattrat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:29:19 from level 94.
[12/06/18 17:19:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 01:29:47 from level 94.
[12/07/18 16:11:42] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:08:41 towards level 94.
[12/08/18 05:44:56] fattrat, Geela, and Lnk [1047/2880] have team battled TimWolla, Ice__101, and WallIdl [517/1749] and won! 0 days, 12:00:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/18 13:04:53] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:56:09 from level 94.
[12/09/18 00:51:21] fattrat [614/1231] has challenged HeavyPodda [721/1019] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:34:17 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/09/18 14:54:37] fattrat [179/1231] has challenged nickware [626/903] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:17:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/10/18 00:10:02] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:39:31 towards level 94.
[12/10/18 20:27:36] Reilly, fragment1, and Zoddo [1582/1815] have team battled niko, fattrat, and Beavis [1491/2905] and won! 0 days, 02:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 04:14:57] FSM, grooverider, h00k, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/18 04:53:32] fattrat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/18 13:59:21] Hypino [121/225] has challenged fattrat [47/1240] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:02 is removed from Hypino's clock.
[12/12/18 10:10:28] SpikeX [794/830] has challenged fattrat [931/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:12 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[12/12/18 13:08:20] Killerkid [427/1069] has come upon fattrat [1048/1240] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:38:50 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/12/18 15:11:37] Herb_Tarlek [404/882] has challenged fattrat [427/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:48:50 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/12/18 21:01:28] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:14:05 towards level 94.
[12/13/18 01:14:01] fattrat [139/1240] has challenged Zoddo [272/1097] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:28:33 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/15/18 20:09:34] Geela [234/709] has challenged fattrat [243/1240] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:55:00 is added to Geela's clock.
[12/17/18 18:33:32] bp, pants, and Zye [2674/2843] have team battled fattrat, kork, and xonic [617/1985] and won! 0 days, 12:38:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 03:26:30] Bobiv [139/201] has challenged fattrat [54/1240] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:03 is removed from Bobiv's clock.
[12/18/18 17:07:21] theZoMBiE [86/441] has challenged fattrat [1096/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/18/18 18:25:38] simple [502/1106] has challenged fattrat [583/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:53 is added to simple's clock.
[12/19/18 06:28:23] fattrat [1199/1240] has challenged brycec [298/1202] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:09:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/19/18 20:28:39] fattrat [220/1240] has come upon Bobiv [39/205] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:03:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/20/18 00:44:52] Tor, fattrat, and Sundance [503/3138] have team battled bootdisk, zid, and AncalagonThBlack [2224/2895] and lost! 6 days, 14:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/18 06:11:25] useless [2/898] has come upon fattrat [310/1240] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:40:23 is added to useless's clock.
[12/21/18 07:58:29] Nistur, eva42, and jrosmith [87/3008] have team battled fattrat, Jay_of_Delucia, and Geela [1515/2349] and lost! 4 days, 03:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/18 19:51:00] fragment1 [361/362] has challenged fattrat [935/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:20 is added to fragment1's clock.
[12/22/18 15:49:27] manish17xxx [681/736] has challenged fattrat [879/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:27:10 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[12/22/18 18:42:10] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:32:22 towards level 94.
[12/22/18 22:51:01] Majak [413/504] has challenged fattrat [1114/1240] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:16:09 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/23/18 15:54:57] Cameron_D [612/1595] has challenged fattrat [410/1240] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:31:12 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/24/18 08:58:50] fattrat [374/1240] has challenged bobvador [332/631] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:26:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/24/18 08:58:50] fattrat has dealt bobvador a Critical Strike! 6 days, 07:05:58 is added to bobvador's clock.
[12/25/18 18:14:52] Ratigan [28/297] has come upon fattrat [1117/1240] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:07 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/26/18 16:19:09] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:27:07 towards level 94.
[12/26/18 17:01:37] fattrat, Majak, and pixelate [1799/2220] have team battled Tenorman, MetaNova, and NPC4946410567318 [1688/2534] and won! 0 days, 13:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 13:59:49] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:12:21 towards level 94.
[12/27/18 17:02:03] fattrat, ncarl747, and dclaw123 [2853/3048] have team battled kork, Andries, and tspange [1887/1906] and won! 4 days, 22:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 00:41:59] snakegums [16/18] has challenged fattrat [197/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to snakegums's clock.
[12/28/18 04:36:41] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:05 towards level 94.
[12/28/18 09:03:44] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:47:27 from level 94.
[12/28/18 15:22:40] fattrat [474/1240] has come upon allo [95/578] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:17:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/28/18 20:10:20] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:03 towards level 94.
[12/28/18 22:44:55] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:56 towards level 94.
[12/29/18 06:40:50] simple, Bradicus, and Sharky4 [2111/2620] have team battled fattrat, zankore, and Fluttershy [199/3384] and won! 4 days, 18:05:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 12:08:16] fattrat [1130/1240] has come upon zid [337/1023] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:37:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/31/18 13:11:31] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:47 towards level 94.
[01/01/19 15:12:07] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:39 towards level 94.
[01/01/19 17:08:27] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:14 towards level 94.
[01/04/19 08:44:27] mistaEvO8, Tenorman, and sjefen6 [2201/2291] have team battled idlerpgww, buksi, and fattrat [790/2700] and won! 0 days, 04:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 01:27:08] fattrat [1069/1240] has challenged el [935/938] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:32:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/06/19 14:43:04] crudd [513/673] has come upon fattrat [33/1240] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:55:12 is removed from crudd's clock.
[01/07/19 07:10:02] Lemelisk [225/1341] has come upon fattrat [391/1240] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:45:38 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[01/08/19 03:17:33] fattrat [1204/1240] has come upon pfoley [133/662] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:52:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/08/19 03:50:02] zygren [224/398] has come upon fattrat [500/1240] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:03 is added to zygren's clock.
[01/09/19 22:32:07] fattrat [490/1240] has challenged NRKist [473/640] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:56:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/09/19 23:43:37] Scornn [98/251] has challenged fattrat [958/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Scornn's clock.
[01/10/19 02:18:18] JensRex, Tor, fattrat, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/19 19:37:12] Nofew [613/1038] has challenged fattrat [690/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:24:10 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/11/19 04:39:31] Herb_Tarlek [375/882] has challenged fattrat [133/1240] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:44:30 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/11/19 19:21:57] jbroome [109/183] has challenged fattrat [289/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:20 is added to jbroome's clock.
[01/12/19 05:45:42] fattrat [1153/1240] has challenged Lnk [730/894] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:25:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/13/19 04:53:08] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:32 towards level 95.
[01/13/19 23:31:52] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:04 towards level 95.
[01/14/19 20:31:44] xit, shandor, and brendan [1667/3055] have team battled darkmage, fattrat, and suterismus [1051/3635] and won! 0 days, 21:30:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 23:01:49] Zoddo [328/1116] has challenged fattrat [828/1240] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:00:08 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[01/15/19 00:02:03] fattrat [1139/1240] has challenged bp [347/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:50:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/15/19 00:02:03] In the fierce battle, bp dropped their level 71 ring! fattrat picks it up, tossing their old level 65 ring to bp.
[01/15/19 02:45:24] fattrat, Scornn, and neurospex [1669/2760] have team battled el, nickware, and kenyon [2804/3243] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/19 04:08:54] fattrat [649/1246] has challenged Mirc0p [350/724] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:41:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/16/19 16:08:08] mwhahaha, IdleMaster, and fattrat [1012/2990] have team battled Flonk, AbacusAvenger, and niko [329/2402] and won! 2 days, 14:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 17:13:22] strife, IdleMaster, and fattrat [667/2462] have team battled zygren, crudd, and djm [458/2111] and won! 0 days, 07:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 18:26:43] MrGlass [884/953] has come upon fattrat [369/1246] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:52:15 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[01/16/19 23:15:27] lagertonne [586/710] has challenged fattrat [532/1246] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:10:37 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[01/17/19 13:45:14] TimWolla, fattrat, and ishanyx [673/2761] have team battled astropoint, loomysh, and brycec [1718/2859] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 14:45:17] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:42 towards level 95.
[01/19/19 01:26:05] fattrat [575/1246] has challenged M144 [329/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:41:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/19/19 21:02:31] fattrat [841/1246] has come upon Asara [362/1409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:27:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/20/19 10:02:09] anderson [2/204] has challenged fattrat [1226/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to anderson's clock.
[01/22/19 01:53:37] Misza, IdleMaster, and Globalirc [1250/2790] have team battled Cameron_D, Sundance, and fattrat [1828/3600] and lost! 4 days, 10:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/19 15:26:25] petrichor, fattrat, and Flonk [762/3365] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, AncalagonThBlack, and brendan [855/2683] and lost! 0 days, 06:38:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 06:32:43] Curious_Onion [504/707] has challenged fattrat [478/1246] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:38:05 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[01/23/19 10:49:54] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:19 towards level 95.
[01/23/19 10:56:49] dindinx [272/961] has come upon fattrat [147/1246] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 19:52:27 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/24/19 04:50:17] fattrat [232/1246] has challenged crysys [546/780] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:09:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/24/19 11:40:24] Sam [14/127] has challenged fattrat [864/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:17 is added to Sam's clock.
[01/25/19 18:14:35] Sam [205/357] has challenged fattrat [860/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Sam's clock.
[01/26/19 02:06:09] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 01:06:38 from level 96.
[01/26/19 17:17:35] Lemelisk, fattrat, and Killerkid [3561/3665] have team battled L, zhalla, and Krelian [832/1005] and won! 3 days, 19:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 11:43:11] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:27:45 towards level 96.
[01/28/19 14:07:09] fattrat [399/1246] has come upon aismallard [698/742] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:25:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/30/19 18:22:21] hannesenator, Asara, and fattrat [2490/3795] have team battled djm, MadMan, and Iceman [20/2379] and won! 6 days, 15:35:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 13:17:04] Sam [285/641] has challenged fattrat [741/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to Sam's clock.
[01/31/19 15:32:29] Birdbones [1014/1379] has come upon fattrat [688/1246] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:31:24 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/31/19 22:25:00] fattrat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:11:39 from level 96.
[02/01/19 07:56:49] fattrat, mistaEvO8, and Ttech [1733/3488] have team battled tspange, Milquetoast, and sigmg [1428/2523] and won! 0 days, 15:20:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 13:17:59] fattrat [179/1246] has challenged vox [20/1147] in combat and won! 21 days, 02:26:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/02/19 15:20:42] fattrat [132/1246] has come upon mustek [886/1131] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:28:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/03/19 22:25:30] fattrat [767/1246] has challenged Ratigan [283/409] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:42:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/04/19 11:36:17] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:45:49 towards level 96.
[02/04/19 22:05:49] wMw [340/352] has challenged fattrat [1210/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to wMw's clock.
[02/05/19 06:17:01] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:09 towards level 96.
[02/05/19 12:34:24] HeavyPodda [631/1028] has challenged fattrat [346/1246] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:57:47 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/05/19 14:34:52] allo [437/612] has challenged fattrat [1211/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:06 is added to allo's clock.
[02/05/19 22:37:39] fattrat [780/1246] has come upon sbp [180/646] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:47:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/06/19 02:11:32] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:17:54 from level 96.
[02/07/19 14:02:29] fattrat [1048/1246] has come upon vox [159/1147] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:42:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/08/19 18:53:19] fattrat [887/1246] has challenged pfoley [276/670] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:47:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/08/19 19:53:34] holloway [453/1003] has challenged fattrat [680/1246] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:50:08 is added to holloway's clock.
[02/09/19 13:27:30] Everyman [251/699] has come upon fattrat [184/1246] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:20:53 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[02/10/19 18:04:22] NPC4946410567318 [60/762] has challenged fattrat [634/1246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:34:06 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[02/13/19 03:14:44] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:15 from level 96.
[02/13/19 08:01:46] fattrat, ishanyx, and Sharky4 [1062/2647] have team battled BagelBites, crysys, and simple [1680/2609] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 16:17:21] holloway [608/1003] has challenged fattrat [696/1246] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:41:33 is added to holloway's clock.
[02/13/19 16:46:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 08:54:43 toward level 96.
[02/14/19 21:40:20] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:07:11 towards level 96.
[02/15/19 13:10:10] vox, Killerkid, and mistaEvO8 [2560/2782] have team battled woonack, fattrat, and astropoint [768/2618] and won! 1 day, 03:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/19 14:14:38] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:12 towards level 96.
[02/18/19 05:37:07] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:34 towards level 96.
[02/20/19 21:35:21] Reilly, Ttech, and dxtr [1205/3095] have team battled fattrat, Curious_Onion, and Zaratustra [2813/3109] and lost! 3 days, 21:29:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/19 23:29:25] fattrat [47/1246] has come upon Fluttershy [909/1075] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:24:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/21/19 22:31:57] fattrat left their weapon out in the rain to rust! fattrat's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/19 01:04:24] Vurt [49/93] has challenged fattrat [112/1214] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:22 is added to Vurt's clock.
[02/22/19 23:50:59] AncalagonThBlack, astropoint, fattrat, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/19 04:15:06] shandor [230/572] has challenged fattrat [929/1214] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:05:06 is added to shandor's clock.
[02/25/19 03:04:22] fattrat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/19 07:09:46] WallIdl, pfoley, and bigjay [737/2877] have team battled ohnx, fattrat, and xonic [2123/2691] and lost! 2 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/19 15:06:14] tspange [19/785] has come upon fattrat [1038/1223] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:21:08 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/27/19 04:56:16] fattrat [451/1223] has come upon TauPan [210/433] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:13:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/27/19 10:20:02] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:31 towards level 96.
[02/27/19 17:36:29] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:44 towards level 96.
[02/27/19 17:49:04] m0shbear, efertone, and womblecat [1669/1843] have team battled Bahhumbug, fattrat, and ncarl747 [1106/2908] and won! 0 days, 05:55:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/19 20:37:58] fattrat [556/1223] has challenged rxcomm [148/1079] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/28/19 19:28:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 02:15:50 toward level 96.
[02/28/19 21:15:58] fattrat [700/1223] has come upon Bahhumbug [565/898] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/01/19 07:26:21] fattrat [607/1223] has challenged Birdbones [157/1379] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:14:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/02/19 23:28:10] WallIdl, suterismus, and fattrat [3179/3277] have team battled MrGlass, Zaratustra, and m0shbear [2452/2980] and won! 1 day, 17:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 03:01:35] fattrat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:19:45 from level 97.
[03/03/19 22:30:42] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:11:10 towards level 97.
[03/04/19 00:00:45] Lemelisk [889/1379] has challenged fattrat [418/1223] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:13:24 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[03/05/19 00:06:35] h00k [347/749] has challenged fattrat [917/1223] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:35:38 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/05/19 01:06:50] fattrat [837/1223] has challenged bobvador [191/595] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:14:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/05/19 16:47:54] darkmage [915/1152] has come upon fattrat [86/1223] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:51:34 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[03/05/19 17:53:27] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:47:31 from level 97.
[03/06/19 05:03:00] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:36:39 towards level 97.
[03/07/19 01:49:11] jbroome [20/517] has come upon fattrat [534/1223] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:20:30 is added to jbroome's clock.
[03/07/19 17:21:05] womblecat [32/621] has challenged fattrat [661/1223] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:15:55 is added to womblecat's clock.
[03/07/19 17:49:19] Brady [499/946] has come upon fattrat [470/1223] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:45:59 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/09/19 23:31:19] Clearcasting [445/488] has come upon fattrat [972/1223] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:31:25 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/10/19 04:55:06] fattrat [1033/1223] has come upon apiw [116/806] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:09:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/12/19 19:22:01] fattrat [704/1223] has come upon Heisenberg [362/683] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:51:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/12/19 23:46:41] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:22:41 from level 97.
[03/13/19 11:48:49] fattrat [131/1223] has challenged HellSpawn [155/446] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:07:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/14/19 12:23:36] KeboDK [247/803] has challenged fattrat [64/1223] in combat and won! 17 days, 19:17:16 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/15/19 11:58:38] fattrat [618/1223] has challenged Lnk [720/810] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:45:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/15/19 23:06:21] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:36 towards level 97.
[03/16/19 04:38:50] vegadark, hannesenator, and Zaratustra [1255/3061] have team battled allo, fattrat, and Nofew [2328/2682] and lost! 4 days, 10:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/19 23:06:04] fattrat [853/1223] has challenged Fluttershy [789/1075] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:34:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/17/19 10:27:56] sunri5e, dindinx, and L [437/2586] have team battled Globalirc, fattrat, and vox [845/3235] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 22:57:07] TauPan, strife, and Eiam [1053/1582] have team battled Zaratustra, MaryMaid, and fattrat [1289/2581] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 05:10:58] brendan, Ratigan, Zye, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/19 02:16:46] TimWolla [768/1162] has challenged fattrat [208/1223] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:10:46 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/19/19 02:38:21] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:00 towards level 97.
[03/19/19 04:32:05] strife [370/599] has challenged fattrat [130/1223] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:55:26 is removed from strife's clock.
[03/19/19 04:32:05] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped their level 92 tunic! strife picks it up, tossing their old level 38 tunic to fattrat.
[03/19/19 07:33:31] fattrat [944/1169] has come upon brendan [17/1384] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:03:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/20/19 21:31:55] acolarh, blabber, and The_Joker [240/1425] have team battled fattrat, borsin, and jbroome [2086/2286] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/19 23:26:26] fattrat [657/1169] has challenged bootdisk [790/972] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:52:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/21/19 05:27:43] fattrat [133/1169] has challenged MadHatter [403/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:36:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/22/19 16:27:39] Goreguts [27/242] has come upon fattrat [699/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:00 is added to Goreguts's clock.
[03/22/19 17:50:03] elbie, Scornn, and efertone [1354/1813] have team battled Globalirc, fattrat, and tmberg [2496/3422] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 09:39:11] fattrat [650/1181] has challenged zygren [165/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:04:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/24/19 10:53:13] jvoisin [131/209] has challenged fattrat [776/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[03/24/19 11:30:47] The_Joker [224/312] has challenged fattrat [987/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:04 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[03/24/19 17:34:20] fattrat [364/1181] has come upon L [69/548] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:11:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/25/19 22:20:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 22:49:35 toward level 97.
[03/26/19 05:03:29] fattrat, IllusiveMan_, and The_Joker [1593/2025] have team battled micah, sjefen6, and Asara [1483/2487] and won! 0 days, 02:39:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 18:59:19] fattrat [34/1188] has come upon allo [361/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/27/19 03:08:10] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:52 towards level 97.
[03/28/19 09:40:55] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:09 towards level 97.
[03/28/19 14:01:57] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:25 towards level 97.
[03/28/19 14:19:38] pants, strife, and PiotrekD [1362/2569] have team battled fattrat, sjefen6, and himuraken [2147/3027] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 18:19:30] J, L, and jvoisin [1291/1689] have team battled fattrat, bookworm, and bebbet [2015/2089] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 23:40:13] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:55 towards level 97.
[03/29/19 23:52:20] fattrat [463/1188] has come upon MaryMaid [97/395] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/31/19 05:09:39] fattrat [399/1188] has challenged elf [244/1194] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:05:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/31/19 20:38:22] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:53:51 towards level 98.
[04/02/19 01:28:00] fattrat [409/1195] has come upon shandor [239/580] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 13:24:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/02/19 12:33:55] fattrat [314/1195] has challenged bebbet [8/560] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:03:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/03/19 15:34:26] nickware, fattrat, and sjefen6 [1519/3049] have team battled KeboDK, HellSpawn, and djm [871/2324] and won! 7 days, 08:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/19 17:54:22] Eldoreth, fattrat, and strife [1213/2827] have team battled djm, hannesenator, and Fluttershy [2330/3382] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 04:48:43] fattrat [163/1195] has challenged Sharky4 [430/807] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:54:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/07/19 00:51:24] tmberg [1324/1395] has come upon fattrat [151/1195] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:59:11 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/07/19 00:51:24] tmberg has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:27:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/07/19 12:58:44] Ratigan [402/716] has come upon fattrat [517/1195] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:06 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[04/07/19 18:47:09] yano [420/781] has come upon fattrat [0/1195] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 15:36:45 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/08/19 05:05:17] waifu [590/863] has challenged fattrat [571/1195] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:48:55 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/08/19 08:38:03] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:38:21 from level 98.
[04/08/19 18:51:02] bookworm [115/341] has challenged fattrat [338/1195] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to bookworm's clock.
[04/08/19 19:08:29] fattrat [452/1195] has challenged ToHellWithGA [588/990] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:40:16 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/08/19 22:51:31] meskio [191/282] has challenged fattrat [163/1195] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:08:55 is removed from meskio's clock.
[04/09/19 02:02:24] chauffer, mistaEvO8, and Psilocybe [471/1685] have team battled Zoddo, fattrat, and jbroome [637/3055] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/19 03:16:36] waifu [3/863] has come upon fattrat [223/1195] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:51:22 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/10/19 03:15:41] TheDeadlyDandy [244/654] has challenged fattrat [443/1195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:22 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[04/10/19 14:10:07] fattrat, suterismus, and TimWolla [2052/3700] have team battled GilbertErik, pfoley, and autist [133/2373] and won! 0 days, 22:24:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 14:18:11] LordH [294/1163] has challenged fattrat [1090/1195] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:26:04 is added to LordH's clock.
[04/12/19 05:23:56] fattrat [72/1195] has come upon pollo [350/521] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:16:55 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/13/19 05:51:39] fattrat, strife, and L [913/2391] have team battled himuraken, autist, and sunri5e [792/2813] and won! 1 day, 07:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/19 08:44:18] astropoint [358/873] has challenged fattrat [925/1198] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:25:07 is added to astropoint's clock.
[04/17/19 04:54:14] fattrat [534/1198] has challenged Milquetoast [350/972] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:17:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/17/19 05:13:01] fattrat [949/1198] has come upon pollo [86/552] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:53:57 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/17/19 10:51:06] fattrat [516/1198] has come upon Xenofex [557/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:55:55 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/17/19 12:29:29] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:36 towards level 98.
[04/17/19 20:56:55] xayto [437/761] has come upon fattrat [499/1198] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:13:45 is added to xayto's clock.
[04/18/19 17:39:35] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:23 towards level 98.
[04/19/19 05:31:36] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:43:34 from level 98.
[04/20/19 06:28:49] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:52 towards level 98.
[04/20/19 16:43:26] fattrat [858/1198] has come upon bookworm [87/337] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:45:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/21/19 03:01:10] fattrat [179/1198] has come upon Nistur [601/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:51:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/21/19 15:05:41] jack [28/157] has challenged fattrat [219/1198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to jack's clock.
[04/22/19 02:20:48] TheDeadlyDandy [56/654] has challenged fattrat [645/1198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:45 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[04/23/19 07:34:17] GilbertErik, blabber, and fattrat [1661/2477] have team battled KeboDK, el, and TauPan [1728/2108] and lost! 1 day, 15:25:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/19 11:55:47] fattrat [1125/1198] has challenged idlerpgww [29/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:35:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/29/19 04:12:23] fattrat [1102/1198] has come upon ohnx [71/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:12:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/29/19 20:18:04] Scornn, djm, and Xenofex [1692/2116] have team battled fattrat, J, and WallIdl [2803/2813] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/19 07:43:13] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:57 towards level 98.
[04/30/19 08:05:54] fattrat [272/1198] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [433/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:25:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/30/19 11:06:37] fattrat [1024/1198] has challenged m0shbear [331/963] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:28:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/30/19 20:36:47] efertone [366/448] has challenged fattrat [413/1198] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:54 is added to efertone's clock.
[05/01/19 12:39:09] idisjunction, fattrat, and bebbet [31/2688] have team battled Geela, Xenthys, and zid [1391/2439] and lost! 1 day, 01:00:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 17:13:32] fattrat [120/1198] has challenged pixelate [288/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:32:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/01/19 19:14:01] fattrat [299/1198] has challenged pixelate [220/487] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:26:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/01/19 23:55:55] fattrat, pollo, and Geela [1262/2552] have team battled meskio, Xenthys, and Sullivan [923/1137] and won! 0 days, 02:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 01:30:04] grooverider, ncarl747, and Heisenberg [1471/2930] have team battled fattrat, Scornn, and woonack [1225/2147] and won! 1 day, 14:35:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 11:17:40] fattrat [1132/1198] has challenged himuraken [440/958] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:54:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/02/19 23:24:10] fattrat [433/1198] has come upon waifu [323/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:47:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/03/19 15:39:25] DatChigga [9/167] has challenged fattrat [247/1198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:02 is added to DatChigga's clock.
[05/05/19 18:11:50] fattrat [1000/1235] has challenged dax [566/638] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:27:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/05/19 18:46:10] fattrat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/19 08:48:22] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:29:49 from level 99.
[05/07/19 13:46:41] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:37:50 from level 99.
[05/10/19 05:20:57] fattrat, shandor, and LeLutin [1089/2159] have team battled bookworm, Herb_Tarlek, and dayman [277/1823] and won! 0 days, 02:12:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 02:06:56] m0shbear [325/963] has challenged fattrat [254/1258] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:41:10 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[05/11/19 03:19:11] Herb_Tarlek, Eiam, and fattrat [2412/2865] have team battled Mateusz, rxcomm, and yano [1453/2833] and won! 0 days, 18:10:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 06:34:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 54 days, 02:59:51 from level 99.
[05/12/19 09:30:54] anarcat [374/443] has come upon fattrat [874/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:10 is added to anarcat's clock.
[05/12/19 11:37:42] Zoddo, idlerpgww, and jbroome [1768/2581] have team battled autist, fattrat, and zhalla [210/2387] and won! 0 days, 12:59:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 05:40:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 74 days, 00:47:05 toward level 99.
[05/15/19 11:08:26] Clearcasting, fattrat, and Lnk [849/2882] have team battled Zoddo, Asara, and buksi [2130/3080] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/19 01:34:56] Jay_of_Delucia [53/484] has challenged fattrat [866/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:46 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[05/17/19 06:49:24] sunri5e [311/1191] has come upon fattrat [762/1258] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:56:10 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[05/17/19 09:10:57] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:32:10 from level 99.
[05/17/19 23:28:08] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:36:20 from level 99.
[05/18/19 23:51:16] fattrat [54/1258] has challenged wMw [119/621] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:25:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/19/19 15:16:40] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 14:02:13 from level 99.
[05/20/19 03:17:43] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:47:58 towards level 99.
[05/21/19 05:46:13] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:38:25 from level 99.
[05/21/19 07:47:50] fattrat, djm, and Psilocybe [40/2981] have team battled MadMan, himuraken, and strife [1414/2557] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/19 13:26:29] fattrat [817/1258] has come upon Jay_of_Delucia [181/484] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:53:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/21/19 17:06:22] fattrat [224/1258] has challenged blizgerg [208/1293] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:12:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/23/19 03:48:40] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:29:27 from level 99.
[05/24/19 12:13:00] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:22:51 towards level 99.
[05/25/19 11:27:05] jvoisin [71/490] has challenged fattrat [607/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:58 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[05/26/19 05:54:08] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:27:11 towards level 99.
[05/26/19 06:53:22] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:56:24 towards level 99.
[05/26/19 09:32:18] fattrat [856/1258] has challenged khmerboy [455/765] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:59:52 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/26/19 13:33:22] Zaratustra [624/1164] has come upon fattrat [920/1258] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:49:15 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/28/19 07:51:09] fattrat [582/1258] has come upon bookworm [181/387] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:56:35 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/28/19 18:41:20] fattrat [689/1258] has come upon khmerboy [500/765] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:32:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/28/19 23:10:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 4 days, 16:50:48 toward level 99.
[05/29/19 16:50:29] fattrat [995/1258] has challenged Xenthys [398/685] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:57:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/29/19 17:06:36] fattrat [786/1258] has come upon yano [18/479] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:41:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/29/19 20:34:03] jbroome, Killerkid, and psycho [560/2226] have team battled fattrat, bootdisk, and vegadark [2483/2937] and lost! 1 day, 09:25:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/19 08:13:25] Curious_Onion, JensRex, woonack, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/19 11:54:54] Bradicus [917/921] has challenged fattrat [440/1258] in combat and won! 18 days, 03:45:51 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[05/30/19 15:55:21] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:20 from level 99.
[05/31/19 08:31:20] Twistit [288/298] has challenged fattrat [60/1258] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:37:14 is removed from Twistit's clock.
[05/31/19 12:24:02] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:18 towards level 99.
[05/31/19 13:00:35] ncarl747 [461/814] has challenged fattrat [193/1258] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:17:44 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[06/01/19 08:03:56] butlerian [163/408] has challenged fattrat [454/1258] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:36:21 is added to butlerian's clock.
[06/01/19 16:06:51] freeboson [475/954] has challenged fattrat [623/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:49 is added to freeboson's clock.
[06/03/19 08:15:47] fattrat [786/1258] has challenged Notir [233/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:38:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/03/19 10:16:14] kenyon [707/1087] has challenged fattrat [1164/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:19:45 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/03/19 22:53:55] M144, fattrat, and Zoddo [2395/3210] have team battled sheu, borsin, and Majak [1034/1747] and won! 1 day, 00:25:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 13:07:51] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:26 from level 99.
[06/08/19 01:57:15] fattrat [1140/1272] has challenged Birdbones [793/1386] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:26:52 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/08/19 10:36:05] dindinx, Asara, and wMw [782/2769] have team battled kenyon, sjefen6, and fattrat [2164/2846] and lost! 1 day, 05:49:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/19 14:42:53] fattrat [150/1272] has come upon Eldoreth [380/1009] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:32:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/09/19 08:12:53] fattrat [981/1272] has challenged max [471/817] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:51:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/09/19 09:13:07] fattrat [694/1272] has challenged suterismus [404/1345] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:36:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/09/19 18:51:07] snek [214/345] has challenged fattrat [260/1272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to snek's clock.
[06/10/19 09:09:31] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:40:02 towards level 100.
[06/11/19 04:40:30] FSM, ohnx, GilbertErik, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/19 04:40:57] fattrat [420/1272] has come upon ohnx [556/826] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:19:30 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/14/19 10:31:45] brendan, The_Joker, and Atan [250/2450] have team battled fattrat, AbacusAvenger, and TheresusPheronor [2398/2573] and lost! 1 day, 05:50:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/19 11:45:04] efertone [98/506] has come upon fattrat [676/1272] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:40:18 is added to efertone's clock.
[06/14/19 17:05:07] dartainus [42/111] has challenged fattrat [900/1272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:02 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/15/19 18:38:29] fattrat [1149/1272] has come upon tmberg [837/1400] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:36:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/16/19 07:51:17] buyoq, Sundance, and Brady [517/1784] have team battled Flonk, pants, and fattrat [2553/3354] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/19 22:31:34] sigmg, Mars, and fattrat [1338/3161] have team battled PiotrekD, Brady, and Asara [55/2806] and won! 1 day, 10:03:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/19 17:52:54] AncalagonThBlack [336/870] has come upon fattrat [1130/1272] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:33:51 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/19/19 12:53:33] astropoint [133/950] has challenged fattrat [513/1272] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:57:01 is added to astropoint's clock.
[06/19/19 20:55:32] PiotrekD [403/789] has challenged fattrat [457/1272] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:26:55 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[06/20/19 06:23:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 3 days, 00:50:50 toward level 100.
[06/21/19 06:12:38] djm, mordac, and Lemelisk [2966/3658] have team battled loomysh, jbroome, and fattrat [1032/2791] and won! 0 days, 08:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 15:44:26] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:34 towards level 100.
[06/21/19 17:05:37] fattrat [47/1272] has come upon idlerpgww [663/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:54:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/22/19 02:05:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 07:02:58 from level 100.
[06/22/19 05:04:23] fattrat [1026/1272] has come upon LapTop006 [6/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:50:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/23/19 22:02:01] fattrat [531/1272] has come upon zid [878/1036] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:54:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/24/19 00:17:04] fattrat [287/1272] has challenged Andries [397/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:24:54 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/25/19 07:16:10] dartainus [54/300] has challenged fattrat [424/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to dartainus's clock.
[06/26/19 03:06:18] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:18 towards level 100.
[06/26/19 18:31:24] fattrat [1264/1285] has challenged womblecat [575/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:26:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/27/19 01:08:40] dkorhonen [33/57] has challenged fattrat [894/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:10 is added to dkorhonen's clock.
[06/27/19 05:33:53] Nechayev [251/748] has challenged fattrat [957/1285] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:18 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/27/19 15:39:47] fattrat [634/1285] has come upon tspange [136/785] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:20:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/27/19 18:36:49] Zaratustra [1061/1164] has challenged fattrat [291/1285] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:41:29 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/27/19 20:37:15] FSM [468/795] has challenged fattrat [1157/1285] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:44:28 is added to FSM's clock.
[06/28/19 00:58:37] fattrat [611/1285] has come upon Eldoreth [374/1009] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:12:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/28/19 17:41:50] zid [547/1049] has challenged fattrat [264/1285] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:47:08 is removed from zid's clock.
[06/29/19 08:17:58] fattrat [760/1285] has come upon Atan [356/761] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:20:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/30/19 22:53:11] fattrat [366/1285] has challenged alephnull [692/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/01/19 14:10:58] fattrat [489/1285] has come upon Lemelisk [1263/1339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:34 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/03/19 10:05:55] Tratos [629/995] has challenged fattrat [1253/1285] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:27:49 is added to Tratos's clock.
[07/05/19 11:36:16] fattrat [234/1312] has challenged Roxana [1003/1186] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:50:12 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/07/19 12:27:39] dax [427/547] has challenged fattrat [65/1312] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:58:42 is removed from dax's clock.
[07/07/19 18:30:48] fattrat [749/1312] has come upon loomysh [697/838] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 15:53:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/08/19 01:30:26] fattrat [834/1312] has challenged algernon [193/565] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:54:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/10/19 09:57:48] fattrat [158/1312] has come upon idlerpgww [47/731] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:50:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/12/19 15:59:56] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:49:42 towards level 101.
[07/12/19 21:02:47] Birdbones, MrGlass, and sjefen6 [2276/2878] have team battled brendan, TimWolla, and fattrat [3466/3496] and lost! 5 days, 13:17:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/19 21:58:52] agrajag, autist, and Andries [751/2483] have team battled Misza, niko, and fattrat [2769/3433] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 03:02:50] MetaNova [410/987] has challenged fattrat [785/1312] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:01:38 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/14/19 19:18:29] waifu [162/998] has come upon fattrat [191/1312] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:33:22 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/15/19 21:02:48] sc_ [14/359] has come upon fattrat [1156/1300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:07 is added to sc_'s clock.
[07/16/19 10:36:39] MiddlewareMonkey [230/931] has challenged fattrat [367/1300] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:48:09 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/16/19 16:49:21] dayman, SlowRiot, and ishanyx [1852/2246] have team battled fattrat, StalkR, and TheDeadlyDandy [1802/2397] and won! 0 days, 02:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 00:57:47] sigmg [221/805] has come upon fattrat [31/1300] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:52:46 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[07/18/19 11:37:52] grooverider [895/1434] has challenged fattrat [448/1300] in combat and won! 21 days, 19:05:30 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/18/19 14:16:04] csc2ya [458/462] has come upon fattrat [602/1300] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:21:58 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[07/18/19 23:45:12] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:57:30 from level 101.
[07/19/19 02:44:06] fattrat, csc2ya, and Lemongrab [46/2788] have team battled CornFly, zifnab06, and Herb_Tarlek [1698/2738] and lost! 6 days, 00:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 14:32:03] fattrat [326/1300] has challenged Invidious [248/326] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:44:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/20/19 02:18:33] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:59:24 from level 101.
[07/22/19 03:01:58] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:57:59 towards level 101.
[07/22/19 06:46:02] fattrat [482/1300] has challenged MetaNova [363/987] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:55:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/22/19 06:46:02] fattrat has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 16 days, 19:39:31 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/23/19 21:54:49] SlowRiot [815/841] has challenged fattrat [1087/1300] in combat and lost! 13 days, 03:11:20 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/24/19 09:57:31] fattrat [211/1300] has challenged Brady [60/917] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:31:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/24/19 14:29:59] fattrat [973/1300] has come upon buksi [291/773] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:05:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/25/19 00:00:45] freeboson [192/1001] has challenged fattrat [458/1300] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:19:26 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/25/19 02:01:11] double [536/1097] has challenged fattrat [732/1300] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:06:34 is added to double's clock.
[07/25/19 08:17:51] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:17 from level 101.
[07/25/19 21:47:55] fattrat [788/1300] has come upon Mateusz [861/1090] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:55:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/25/19 22:37:23] manish17xxx, dindinx, and micah [2076/2602] have team battled pollo, Ratigan, and fattrat [334/2978] and won! 0 days, 04:25:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 20:10:35] fattrat [1098/1300] has challenged Bradicus [361/948] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:16:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/26/19 23:32:14] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:51 towards level 101.
[07/27/19 02:11:54] sjefen6 [188/610] has challenged fattrat [557/1300] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:40:58 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/27/19 15:46:10] fattrat [669/1300] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [442/674] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:15:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/27/19 16:05:56] Tiny_Nuggins [79/189] has come upon fattrat [398/1300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:16 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/28/19 13:19:29] fattrat [358/1300] has challenged Fluttershy [419/1085] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:39:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/28/19 13:54:36] fattrat [852/1300] has come upon ilbelkyr [573/1061] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:56:49 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/30/19 03:27:53] fattrat [574/1300] has challenged HeavyPodda [933/1005] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:04:14 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/30/19 15:09:29] Tor [1039/1197] has challenged fattrat [570/1300] in combat and won! 16 days, 01:05:30 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/31/19 16:28:57] fattrat [1267/1300] has come upon Nistur [319/462] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:29:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/01/19 22:48:45] fattrat [545/1300] has come upon M144 [341/812] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:05:03 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/02/19 18:47:52] fattrat [703/1300] has challenged IdleMaster [347/738] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:47:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/04/19 11:37:04] TimWolla, simple, and dwfreed [2725/2746] have team battled fattrat, Notir, and Sullivan [627/1791] and won! 0 days, 03:22:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 17:58:05] blizgerg [281/1397] has challenged fattrat [859/1300] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:49:06 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/05/19 06:55:01] SlowRiot [286/844] has come upon fattrat [861/1300] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 17:23:05 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/05/19 13:02:14] suterismus [1275/1390] has challenged fattrat [297/1300] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:42 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/06/19 00:58:59] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 22:16:57 from level 101.
[08/06/19 01:56:25] fattrat, droogie, and Lnk [213/3214] have team battled Sharky4, damyan, and StalkR [695/2321] and lost! 0 days, 04:48:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/19 17:35:56] fattrat [1283/1300] has come upon Ttech [1481/1915] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 22:58:31 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/07/19 09:38:21] Kerri, Ratigan, and rxcomm [892/2620] have team battled jbroome, fattrat, and Notir [1916/2360] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/19 15:38:43] The_Joker, max, and Notir [802/1728] have team battled Noxwaste, fattrat, and lipek [2344/3035] and lost! 1 day, 04:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 13:18:06] fattrat [335/1300] has challenged darkmage [303/1299] in combat and won! 23 days, 11:37:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/08/19 14:58:59] fattrat [628/1300] has come upon pixelate [28/518] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 21:21:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/09/19 05:21:36] Kerri [31/514] has challenged fattrat [943/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:03 is added to Kerri's clock.
[08/11/19 18:29:56] blabber [394/630] has come upon fattrat [388/1300] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:19:05 is removed from blabber's clock.
[08/12/19 01:01:56] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:18:51 from level 101.
[08/12/19 10:15:20] csssuf [400/674] has come upon fattrat [782/1300] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:28:57 is added to csssuf's clock.
[08/14/19 04:47:26] fattrat [625/1300] has challenged IdleMaster [508/738] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:36:52 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/14/19 15:49:53] fattrat [975/1300] has challenged inittab [419/528] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:13:40 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/15/19 11:54:02] fattrat [574/1300] has challenged SCSi [472/745] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:52:34 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/16/19 01:11:24] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:38 towards level 101.
[08/16/19 05:19:53] fattrat [178/1300] has come upon brycec [490/1172] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:19:30 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/18/19 10:19:49] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:24:07 from level 101.
[08/18/19 11:05:17] Xaris [245/255] has challenged fattrat [631/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:43 is added to Xaris's clock.
[08/19/19 09:05:42] fattrat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:36:01 from level 101.
[08/23/19 14:15:26] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 11:37:18 from level 101.
[08/24/19 02:21:53] Sixbierehomme, csssuf, and elbie [2442/2570] have team battled dwfreed, Globalirc, and fattrat [2597/2803] and lost! 0 days, 21:30:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 06:14:26] lavamind, Notir, fattrat, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/19 11:46:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 73 days, 22:09:27 from level 101.
[08/25/19 12:17:53] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 00:19:09 towards level 101.
[08/26/19 02:13:03] idlerpgww, petrichor, efertone, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/19 02:55:27] fattrat [1095/1300] has come upon brendan [231/1365] and taken them in combat! 31 days, 01:03:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/27/19 11:07:23] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:44:27 towards level 101.
[08/28/19 10:02:14] fattrat [563/1300] has challenged alephnull [162/823] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:45:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/30/19 05:31:31] HeavyPodda [119/1006] has challenged fattrat [823/1300] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:12:40 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/30/19 19:06:51] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:52:20 from level 101.
[08/30/19 21:25:02] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:03:04 towards level 101.
[09/02/19 03:50:31] xayto [59/782] has come upon fattrat [344/1300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:51 is added to xayto's clock.
[09/02/19 09:00:44] alephnull, JuanMaestro, and SlowRiot [2482/2641] have team battled vegadark, fattrat, and Yuhno [69/2664] and won! 0 days, 09:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 11:42:52] Grayson [300/522] has come upon fattrat [1026/1300] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:34:16 is added to Grayson's clock.
[09/05/19 23:50:25] pixelate, fattrat, and Milquetoast [1854/2831] have team battled JensRex, bookworm, and kork [1096/2002] and won! 5 days, 01:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 01:49:33] fattrat [17/1300] has challenged L [460/801] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:21:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/06/19 09:59:35] kork, skarlso, and fattrat [1720/2110] have team battled suterismus, manish17xxx, and borsin [537/2804] and won! 1 day, 13:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 13:15:57] fattrat [345/1300] has come upon elbie [129/1017] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:45:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/07/19 14:11:54] fattrat [13/1300] has come upon Sundance [332/543] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:58:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/07/19 21:28:56] fattrat, sheu, and dartainus [1353/2448] have team battled Chuck, LapTop006, and neurospex [265/2530] and won! 0 days, 19:56:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 11:07:30] fattrat [197/1300] has challenged Lnk [120/999] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:21:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/09/19 21:24:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 6 days, 17:44:09 toward level 101.
[09/10/19 14:34:15] DrJosh9000 [74/565] has come upon fattrat [705/1300] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:30:25 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/11/19 12:11:18] PlasmaStar, Varjatticus, and csc2ya [342/1330] have team battled Majak, fattrat, and Milquetoast [1555/3084] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/19 12:14:00] fattrat [531/1300] has come upon Reilly [42/469] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:39:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/13/19 01:26:54] fattrat [645/1300] has challenged dax [197/551] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:29:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/13/19 13:29:32] idlerpgww [446/1010] has challenged fattrat [314/1300] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:32 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[09/14/19 09:01:23] fattrat [1120/1300] has come upon efertone [58/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:56:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/14/19 09:01:23] fattrat has dealt efertone a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:31:52 is added to efertone's clock.
[09/14/19 23:22:21] L, soltys, and Brady [54/2627] have team battled Cameron_D, Crazycatlady, and fattrat [1587/3248] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/19 01:58:08] tmberg, m0shbear, SlowRiot, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/19 20:03:51] fattrat, Majak, and RBecker [1482/2916] have team battled mordac, TheresusPheronor, and algernon [368/2530] and won! 2 days, 17:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/19 07:44:31] algernon [518/699] has challenged fattrat [375/1300] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:36:11 is removed from algernon's clock.
[09/16/19 08:44:43] fattrat [11/1300] has challenged TauPan [58/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:59:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/18/19 03:54:43] JensRex [807/1276] has challenged fattrat [378/1300] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:35:11 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/18/19 21:04:19] ohnx [115/972] has challenged fattrat [1220/1300] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:27:04 is added to ohnx's clock.
[09/19/19 04:46:22] inittab, dindinx, and fattrat [393/2930] have team battled sheu, waifu, and vegadark [661/2331] and lost! 1 day, 18:23:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/19 01:41:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:01:59 from level 101.
[09/22/19 00:25:40] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:17 towards level 101.
[09/22/19 00:32:29] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:21 from level 101.
[09/22/19 09:44:46] Xaris [95/333] has challenged fattrat [309/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to Xaris's clock.
[09/22/19 14:03:26] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:46 towards level 101.
[09/22/19 14:19:09] Roxana [130/1160] has challenged fattrat [333/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:04 is added to Roxana's clock.
[09/23/19 12:51:20] fattrat [303/1300] has come upon idlerpgww [735/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:23:25 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/24/19 00:13:16] lavamind [95/651] has come upon fattrat [778/1300] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:47:16 is added to lavamind's clock.
[09/24/19 09:20:01] rxcomm [1012/1296] has come upon fattrat [663/1300] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:15:33 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[09/25/19 12:32:35] Globalirc, Notir, and fattrat [683/2570] have team battled kenyon, allo, and Elgo [1993/2392] and lost! 1 day, 01:33:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/19 14:12:02] xayto [674/782] has come upon fattrat [386/1300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:13 is removed from xayto's clock.
[09/26/19 20:13:51] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:00 towards level 101.
[09/27/19 13:39:58] AbrahamLinksys, Brady, and Khorne [2366/2448] have team battled Ironhoof, fattrat, and Athos [577/2989] and won! 2 days, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/19 07:51:41] fattrat [87/1300] has challenged Misza [1255/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:09 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/28/19 22:37:02] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:18 towards level 101.
[09/29/19 03:46:11] fattrat [1054/1300] has come upon SCSi [84/734] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/30/19 09:10:19] mordac, borsin, and Khorne [861/3018] have team battled bookworm, Milquetoast, and fattrat [338/2701] and won! 0 days, 19:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 18:05:29] fattrat [629/1300] has challenged Ttech [289/1935] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:31:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/01/19 02:17:59] TheresusPheronor [415/529] has come upon fattrat [453/1300] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:45:37 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[10/01/19 04:38:50] fattrat [287/1300] has challenged brendan [1331/1360] in combat and lost! 13 days, 19:51:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/01/19 12:09:49] lipek [1074/1341] has challenged fattrat [520/1300] in combat and won! 13 days, 13:59:34 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/02/19 04:13:48] dax [58/561] has challenged fattrat [593/1300] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:37:29 is added to dax's clock.
[10/02/19 07:20:14] alephnull [897/911] has come upon fattrat [267/1300] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:04:13 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[10/02/19 15:16:24] sheu [176/578] has challenged fattrat [415/1300] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:19:30 is added to sheu's clock.
[10/03/19 00:47:16] fattrat [397/1300] has come upon yano [167/577] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 23:01:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/03/19 11:21:13] theZoMBiE [312/452] has challenged fattrat [729/1300] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:31:22 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/03/19 22:47:00] astropoint [563/929] has challenged fattrat [1187/1300] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:51:04 is added to astropoint's clock.
[10/04/19 07:16:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 29 days, 04:59:27 toward level 102.
[10/04/19 22:55:01] Chuck [206/746] has come upon fattrat [1225/1300] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:50:30 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/06/19 14:08:30] jawsh [1/8] has challenged fattrat [941/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to jawsh's clock.
[10/07/19 19:25:55] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:15 towards level 102.
[10/07/19 20:40:13] fattrat broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:33:17 from level 102.
[10/08/19 06:30:48] Kerri [444/572] has challenged fattrat [1186/1300] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:20 is added to Kerri's clock.
[10/08/19 07:19:55] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:56:10 from level 102.
[10/08/19 16:27:25] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:04:06 towards level 102.
[10/08/19 17:07:29] himuraken [291/977] has come upon fattrat [273/1300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:43:53 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[10/08/19 18:00:23] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:01:38 towards level 102.
[10/09/19 19:53:05] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:16 towards level 102.
[10/10/19 15:02:17] freeboson [75/664] has challenged fattrat [1028/1300] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:54:02 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/12/19 22:52:26] fattrat [729/1300] has come upon womblecat [22/698] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:09:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/13/19 01:34:33] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:09:00 towards level 102.
[10/13/19 12:04:29] fattrat [642/1300] has come upon woonack [728/731] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:37:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/14/19 16:25:49] phraktyl [325/660] has challenged fattrat [1261/1300] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:35:08 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[10/15/19 04:25:46] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:46 towards level 102.
[10/15/19 08:06:07] max, bisco, and PiotrekD [854/2815] have team battled M144, PlasmaStar, and fattrat [2026/2608] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/19 21:07:13] xayto [497/793] has come upon fattrat [605/1300] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:47:25 is added to xayto's clock.
[10/17/19 18:52:32] Tor, bisco, and petrichor [2157/3299] have team battled Tenorman, fattrat, and Andries [1329/3003] and won! 0 days, 00:30:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 00:07:58] AngryParsley, TheresusPheronor, and vegadark [9/2325] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, fattrat, and Brady [2406/2669] and lost! 4 days, 12:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/19 04:12:11] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:26 towards level 102.
[10/23/19 04:00:47] Mars, fattrat, and bobvador [564/3155] have team battled GilbertErik, Crazycatlady, and Zaratustra [2475/2547] and lost! 2 days, 10:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/19 19:42:30] Asara [539/1105] has come upon fattrat [686/1300] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:43:43 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/24/19 12:25:28] PlasmaStar, fattrat, and Bkid [430/2585] have team battled yano, M144, and jbroome [1017/2435] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/19 09:50:52] el, The_Joker, and fattrat [1156/2722] have team battled JuanMaestro, DrJosh9000, and phraktyl [483/2158] and won! 1 day, 20:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 11:17:17] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:49 towards level 102.
[10/26/19 04:05:06] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:13 towards level 102.
[10/26/19 13:08:05] Vegitha [97/258] has challenged fattrat [1009/1300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:25 is added to Vegitha's clock.
[10/28/19 02:22:29] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:23:11 from level 102.
[10/28/19 15:16:04] fattrat [889/1300] has challenged lakwatsero [195/382] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:50:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/29/19 08:26:18] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:26 towards level 102.
[10/29/19 17:34:46] double, Herb_Tarlek, and Eldoreth [988/3310] have team battled golgy, fattrat, and MrGlass [905/3055] and won! 4 days, 20:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 05:27:09] fattrat, MetaNova, and Everyman [1193/3047] have team battled LukeLR, Andries, and RBecker [675/2171] and won! 1 day, 04:29:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 04:30:29] fattrat [454/1300] has challenged xayto [612/811] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:39 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/01/19 05:36:24] sc_ [189/573] has challenged fattrat [383/1300] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:14:52 is added to sc_'s clock.
[11/03/19 04:47:22] fattrat [796/1300] has challenged neurospex [1120/1350] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:11:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/03/19 17:16:26] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:31:39 towards level 102.
[11/05/19 08:59:36] Forud [168/567] has challenged fattrat [727/1300] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:37 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/05/19 14:12:53] fattrat sharpened the edge of their weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/19 16:30:46] fattrat [950/1331] has come upon lipek [786/1378] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:58:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/06/19 09:42:05] elf [1214/1279] has come upon fattrat [382/1331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:29:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/06/19 10:57:54] sheu, manish17xxx, and fattrat [2601/2698] have team battled theZoMBiE, Tor, and holloway [1714/2654] and won! 0 days, 08:41:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/19 06:10:19] kork [74/355] has challenged fattrat [1282/1331] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:05:11 is added to kork's clock.
[11/07/19 21:03:15] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:02 towards level 102.
[11/08/19 09:16:43] Eldoreth [582/1229] has challenged fattrat [483/1331] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:02:17 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/09/19 16:33:24] HeavyPodda, IdleMaster, and yano [2087/2345] have team battled elf, fattrat, and KH405 [724/3140] and won! 1 day, 08:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 06:28:50] lavamind, fattrat, and Susumurata [1415/2435] have team battled Mateusz, ganome, and dwfreed [1664/2428] and lost! 0 days, 09:57:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/19 11:48:20] bobvador, WallIdl, and Susumurata [871/1574] have team battled Fluttershy, fattrat, and blabber [942/3227] and lost! 0 days, 22:40:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/19 12:34:08] borsin [529/662] has challenged fattrat [883/1331] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:06:34 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/12/19 14:56:51] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:52 towards level 102.
[11/12/19 18:29:59] fattrat [434/1331] has come upon buyoq [371/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:33:24 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/13/19 04:36:18] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:55:21 from level 102.
[11/13/19 10:22:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 12:04:54 toward level 102.
[11/14/19 03:50:29] algernon [127/699] has come upon fattrat [1050/1331] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:25 is added to algernon's clock.
[11/14/19 21:24:49] Everyman [726/769] has come upon fattrat [172/1331] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:18:39 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[11/16/19 01:43:14] fattrat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:27 from level 102.
[11/16/19 09:41:15] fattrat [520/1331] has challenged bavi [149/524] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:00:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/17/19 05:20:17] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:57:00 towards level 103.
[11/18/19 09:12:36] fattrat [162/1331] has come upon skarlso [533/617] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:23:29 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/19/19 11:04:49] vegadark [235/660] has come upon fattrat [661/1331] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 10:11:06 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/19/19 14:19:18] fattrat [71/1331] has come upon blabber [555/748] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:36:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/19/19 17:19:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 23:34:24 from level 103.
[11/19/19 21:09:59] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 13:28:36 towards level 103.
[11/19/19 22:38:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 10:27:20 from level 103.
[11/20/19 19:41:57] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 12:05:46 towards level 103.
[11/22/19 19:36:33] woonack [379/733] has challenged fattrat [360/1331] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:48:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/19 19:36:33] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped their level 158 amulet! woonack picks it up, tossing their old level 13 amulet to fattrat.
[11/23/19 09:39:52] PlasmaStar [539/634] has challenged fattrat [573/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:05 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[11/23/19 11:01:59] fattrat, Bradicus, and RedW [2571/3135] have team battled algernon, elbie, and brycec [573/2811] and won! 7 days, 11:03:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/19 12:40:33] soltys [845/884] has challenged fattrat [736/1186] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:31:24 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/24/19 11:47:46] Scar3cr0w, AbrahamLinksys, fattrat, and algernon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/19 06:29:39] algernon, rxcomm, and brycec [2949/3157] have team battled Roxana, simple, and fattrat [1852/3415] and won! 0 days, 03:29:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/19 01:51:58] fattrat, Ratigan, and bootdisk [1509/2653] have team battled Birdbones, Sharky4, and Beavis [1962/3575] and lost! 1 day, 00:09:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/19 04:22:36] L [356/801] has come upon fattrat [580/1186] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:35:43 is added to L's clock.
[11/27/19 04:32:57] skarlso, Andries, and bobvador [1592/1833] have team battled Tratos, Geela, and fattrat [2443/2933] and lost! 2 days, 06:27:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 07:45:31] Pauwelz [199/327] has challenged fattrat [984/1186] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/29/19 10:59:49] datdus, TheresusPheronor, and fattrat [1930/2042] have team battled Lemelisk, sjums_the_great, and brendan [3195/3254] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/19 15:50:06] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:12:38 towards level 103.
[12/02/19 20:40:46] alephnull [519/941] has challenged fattrat [587/1186] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:23:38 is added to alephnull's clock.
[12/02/19 21:20:20] fattrat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/03/19 00:00:39] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:26 towards level 103.
[12/03/19 20:21:40] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:24:22 from level 103.
[12/04/19 16:52:12] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:48:22 from level 103.
[12/05/19 02:23:48] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:25:28 towards level 103.
[12/05/19 18:03:12] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:10:23 towards level 103.
[12/07/19 03:59:50] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:34 towards level 103.
[12/07/19 05:48:56] fattrat [348/1177] has come upon inittab [329/557] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:24:30 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/08/19 04:52:55] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:52:32 towards level 103.
[12/08/19 12:20:48] Everyman [348/778] has come upon fattrat [848/1177] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:02:24 is added to Everyman's clock.
[12/10/19 05:35:40] fattrat [723/1177] has come upon Roxana [173/1219] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:37:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/11/19 02:59:32] bobvador [212/695] has challenged fattrat [1067/1177] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:41:28 is added to bobvador's clock.
[12/11/19 19:02:17] M144, mwhahaha, and Misza [233/3190] have team battled CornFly, fattrat, and SlowRiot [855/3272] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/19 07:40:20] Bradicus, fattrat, and suterismus [2061/3514] have team battled androphius, Khorne, and bookworm [33/1959] and won! 0 days, 13:22:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 18:47:09] soltys, Heisenberg, and humus [1860/2081] have team battled brycec, ohnx, and fattrat [1397/3322] and won! 0 days, 08:22:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 01:26:44] fattrat, loomysh, and Everyman [1088/2846] have team battled bootdisk, womblecat, and MaryMaid [455/1943] and won! 0 days, 12:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 06:32:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 12 days, 13:32:11 toward level 103.
[12/15/19 11:45:24] fattrat [728/1177] has challenged elf [1226/1279] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:42:51 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/15/19 13:02:14] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:35 from level 103.
[12/16/19 13:51:44] Geela [719/794] has challenged fattrat [1010/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:29:54 is added to Geela's clock.
[12/16/19 22:53:58] fattrat [287/1181] has challenged Brainiac [552/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:49:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/17/19 12:20:33] gdm [260/637] has challenged fattrat [405/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:36:01 is added to gdm's clock.
[12/17/19 12:27:46] mordac, fattrat, and csc2ya [865/2967] have team battled Everyman, TheresusPheronor, and sc_ [1623/1912] and lost! 2 days, 11:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 23:23:02] alephnull [387/946] has challenged fattrat [72/1181] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:16:56 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[12/18/19 05:54:30] Tiny_Nuggins [625/674] has come upon fattrat [709/1181] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:06:26 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[12/18/19 13:26:09] fattrat [1054/1181] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [486/818] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:59:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/18/19 18:27:20] bisco [299/999] has challenged fattrat [311/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:08:26 is added to bisco's clock.
[12/20/19 14:37:12] fattrat [829/1181] has come upon GilbertErik [177/765] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:10:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/20/19 14:37:15] fattrat [828/1181] has challenged Atan [526/767] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:31:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/20/19 19:35:33] jvoisin, freeboson, and fattrat [1780/2538] have team battled Bradicus, Misza, and golgy [1643/3283] and won! 0 days, 11:30:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/19 22:26:08] fattrat [797/1181] has come upon Majak [410/804] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:41:41 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/22/19 06:52:29] Birdbones, sjefen6, and fattrat [2883/3165] have team battled grooverider, findlayr, and WallIdl [21/2295] and won! 1 day, 01:57:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/19 07:56:11] Dyntra [278/442] has challenged fattrat [712/1181] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:20 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[12/22/19 11:28:27] fattrat [581/1181] has come upon astropoint [636/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:00:33 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/22/19 21:14:22] fattrat [315/1181] has come upon buksi [154/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:39:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/25/19 08:46:37] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:17 towards level 103.
[12/26/19 00:35:28] fattrat [873/1181] has come upon yano [448/612] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:04:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/27/19 19:45:05] scumola [5/279] has challenged fattrat [662/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to scumola's clock.
[12/28/19 19:33:07] SlimeDiamond [126/201] has challenged fattrat [798/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:19 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[12/28/19 22:28:47] fattrat [243/1181] has challenged pollo [17/983] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:03:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/29/19 02:38:46] Desspugne, pixelate, and Nofew [815/2183] have team battled aismallard, Syloq, and fattrat [494/2748] and won! 2 days, 17:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 12:25:21] fattrat [913/1181] has challenged Xenthys [442/727] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:28:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/31/19 07:22:28] Bradicus, PlasmaStar, TimWolla, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/20 10:12:34] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:41:00 towards level 104.
[01/01/20 21:14:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 18 days, 17:15:46 toward level 104.
[01/02/20 00:38:57] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:31 towards level 104.
[01/04/20 04:45:34] fattrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:14:09 from level 104.
[01/04/20 05:00:49] fattrat [570/1181] has come upon RBecker [155/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:30:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/04/20 12:58:24] sjefen6 [103/621] has challenged fattrat [491/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:16:27 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[01/05/20 04:45:00] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:20:03 towards level 104.
[01/07/20 06:38:03] jayvee [33/37] has challenged fattrat [98/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:19 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/09/20 11:01:17] HeavyPodda [460/943] has come upon fattrat [800/1181] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:26:19 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/09/20 22:04:54] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:42 towards level 104.
[01/10/20 18:26:37] fattrat [916/1181] has come upon Xenofex [622/886] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:42:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/10/20 18:39:13] fattrat [962/1181] has come upon Syloq [412/759] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:09:54 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/11/20 06:26:16] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:52 towards level 104.
[01/11/20 12:21:12] fattrat [340/1181] has come upon petrichor [1133/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:28:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/11/20 13:37:12] AncalagonThBlack [468/779] has challenged fattrat [577/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:45 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[01/13/20 16:10:35] fattrat [171/1181] has come upon SlimeDiamond [51/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:37:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/13/20 19:27:32] fattrat [63/1181] has come upon Milquetoast [835/1061] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:20 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/14/20 10:26:01] fattrat [73/1181] has challenged yano [236/600] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:58:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/15/20 14:47:23] PiotrekD [330/1013] has come upon fattrat [275/1181] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:18:01 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/16/20 06:59:17] JensRex, fattrat, and phraktyl [367/3217] have team battled Heisenberg, dxtr, and Globalirc [681/2858] and lost! 2 days, 11:02:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/20 06:21:04] fattrat [1025/1188] has challenged mik [16/109] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:23:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/18/20 15:23:14] Psilocybe [172/740] has challenged fattrat [287/1188] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:35:27 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[01/19/20 16:52:32] IdleMaster [337/735] has come upon fattrat [1089/1188] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 15:30:18 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/21/20 03:07:29] fattrat [388/1188] has come upon irix [658/865] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 12:09:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/21/20 06:41:46] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:38:53 towards level 105.
[01/22/20 20:22:18] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:21:48 from level 105.
[01/25/20 03:35:58] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 03:22:34 towards level 105.
[01/28/20 05:44:35] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:48:43 towards level 105.
[01/28/20 11:26:44] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:17:01 from level 105.
[01/29/20 20:15:37] Chuck [278/750] has come upon fattrat [9/1188] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 10:59:14 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/31/20 02:26:42] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 05:36:13 towards level 105.
[02/02/20 08:13:50] bookworm, yano, and agrajag [200/2320] have team battled fattrat, inittab, and KH405 [824/2291] and lost! 2 days, 00:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/20 03:34:29] Cradamy [59/202] has challenged fattrat [998/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:19 is added to Cradamy's clock.
[02/04/20 03:35:39] fattrat [465/1188] has come upon Tratos [159/987] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:24:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/04/20 06:14:47] fattrat [122/1188] has come upon snek [661/707] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:47:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/04/20 07:17:30] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:32:06 towards level 105.
[02/05/20 00:51:13] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:54:46 towards level 105.
[02/05/20 01:31:06] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:07:20 towards level 105.
[02/07/20 22:25:17] SirMonkeybox [268/523] has come upon fattrat [921/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:34:22 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/08/20 05:25:26] fattrat [246/1188] has challenged crysys [211/882] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:30:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/09/20 01:07:41] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:10:32 towards level 105.
[02/09/20 19:00:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 03:29:59 from level 105.
[02/10/20 22:33:09] fattrat [958/1188] has come upon Varjatticus [120/349] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:17:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/11/20 04:13:43] fattrat [953/1188] has come upon Bahhumbug [617/930] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:49:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/12/20 18:53:17] autist [200/926] has challenged fattrat [704/1202] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:50:04 is added to autist's clock.
[02/13/20 12:59:39] fattrat [1050/1202] has come upon aismallard [798/866] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:14:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/13/20 15:54:47] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:42:29 towards level 105.
[02/15/20 13:09:28] fattrat [64/1202] has challenged IdleBot [1246/2174] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:44:23 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/15/20 14:03:41] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:50 towards level 105.
[02/15/20 15:04:18] fattrat, Chuck, and damyan [958/3220] have team battled dindinx, FSM, and Elgo [2126/2261] and lost! 1 day, 18:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 23:51:24] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:17 towards level 105.
[02/16/20 02:19:34] ohnx [274/766] has challenged fattrat [3/1202] in combat and won! 19 days, 06:53:43 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[02/16/20 11:04:53] damyan, HeavyPodda, and D.Va [2033/3353] have team battled sc_, fattrat, and Eldoreth [2068/3065] and lost! 1 day, 22:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/20 11:08:21] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:54 towards level 105.
[02/16/20 12:42:45] fattrat [287/1202] has come upon damyan [829/1254] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:42:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/17/20 01:08:41] petrichor [198/1224] has come upon fattrat [798/1202] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:13:53 is added to petrichor's clock.
[02/17/20 11:20:29] AncalagonThBlack [685/794] has challenged fattrat [692/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:53 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[02/20/20 16:14:09] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:14:38 from level 105.
[02/21/20 18:28:14] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:12:21 from level 105.
[02/23/20 18:38:35] Tiny_Nuggins [340/871] has come upon fattrat [644/1202] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:46:49 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[02/25/20 18:58:04] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:29:34 from level 105.
[02/27/20 01:31:54] AbrahamLinksys [548/616] has come upon fattrat [485/1202] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:22:56 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/27/20 21:48:38] fattrat [176/1202] has come upon Xenofex [371/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/29/20 11:53:35] fattrat [284/1202] has challenged LukeLR [406/813] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:26:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/01/20 20:18:15] DrJosh9000 [254/763] has come upon fattrat [273/1202] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:30:27 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/02/20 03:10:46] JuanMaestro, WallIdl, and autist [68/2544] have team battled fattrat, TheresusPheronor, and inittab [1241/2341] and lost! 5 days, 05:22:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/20 07:42:23] fattrat [567/1202] has challenged TimWolla [92/907] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:33:29 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/04/20 06:53:25] bisco [957/1044] has challenged fattrat [1191/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:22:02 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/05/20 00:58:52] buksi [700/818] has challenged fattrat [302/1202] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:41:04 is removed from buksi's clock.
[03/06/20 00:03:04] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:47:19 from level 105.
[03/06/20 07:05:52] fattrat [669/1202] has challenged efertone [333/480] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:43:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/06/20 08:13:04] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:46:06 from level 105.
[03/07/20 03:42:26] lakwatsero [183/388] has come upon fattrat [247/1202] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:02:34 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[03/07/20 09:32:14] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:01 towards level 105.
[03/07/20 12:12:31] lipek [224/1350] has challenged fattrat [662/1202] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:10:53 is added to lipek's clock.
[03/08/20 12:16:30] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:37 towards level 105.
[03/09/20 18:53:21] pfoley, Susumurata, Xenofex, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/20 19:10:25] fattrat [266/1202] has come upon pfoley [16/893] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:36:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/12/20 12:06:49] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:35 towards level 105.
[03/12/20 13:36:29] fattrat [760/1202] has come upon yano [293/625] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:04:12 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/13/20 01:25:18] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:52 towards level 105.
[03/14/20 11:21:51] alephnull [423/1193] has come upon fattrat [664/1202] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:26 is added to alephnull's clock.
[03/14/20 17:42:02] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:20 towards level 105.
[03/15/20 15:06:36] fattrat [792/1202] has challenged Vinaduro [85/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/15/20 21:36:54] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:47 towards level 105.
[03/17/20 13:30:05] fattrat [85/1202] has challenged Nechayev [243/786] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:45:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/17/20 15:16:29] fattrat [221/1202] has challenged bobvador [371/684] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:17:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/18/20 03:19:06] Beavis [704/1129] has challenged fattrat [66/1202] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:16:33 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[03/18/20 08:13:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 29 days, 12:09:36 toward level 106.
[03/18/20 08:45:15] fattrat [1194/1202] has come upon Agent86 [393/695] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 23:44:58 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/19/20 02:28:52] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:40 towards level 106.
[03/21/20 00:06:45] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:49:40 towards level 106.
[03/21/20 07:41:11] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:20:20 from level 106.
[03/21/20 20:37:51] ncarl747 [204/868] has challenged fattrat [960/1202] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:43:57 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/22/20 05:11:07] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:11:24 towards level 106.
[03/22/20 08:23:35] WallIdl [348/740] has come upon fattrat [65/1202] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:01:17 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[03/22/20 08:23:35] WallIdl has dealt fattrat a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:49:55 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/23/20 01:04:49] fattrat [760/1202] has come upon blabber [63/840] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:52:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/23/20 18:47:35] buksi [180/818] has challenged fattrat [514/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:45:56 is added to buksi's clock.
[03/23/20 23:07:00] fattrat [661/1202] has come upon Lemelisk [1151/1404] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:05:53 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/23/20 23:19:29] fattrat [71/1202] has come upon Heisenberg [785/1079] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:58:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/24/20 20:27:04] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:06:21 towards level 106.
[03/25/20 19:51:06] bisco [124/1048] has challenged fattrat [475/1202] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:15:18 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/26/20 02:45:23] Leedsichthys, fattrat, and AncalagonThBlack [1410/2325] have team battled JackSW, Nofew, and JensRex [707/2282] and won! 0 days, 07:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 07:51:02] LukeLR, Asara, and fattrat [2338/2848] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, vegadark, and dwfreed [541/2320] and won! 3 days, 15:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 10:11:43] Psilocybe, Forud, and fattrat [345/2750] have team battled pollo, m0shbear, and Jaglag [1710/2415] and lost! 1 day, 13:53:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/20 14:55:56] xayto [409/751] has come upon fattrat [375/1202] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:04:45 is removed from xayto's clock.
[03/26/20 20:55:50] Balthazar [734/1037] has come upon fattrat [276/1202] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:43:54 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[03/28/20 09:46:07] fattrat [907/1202] has come upon SCSi [550/845] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:18:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/28/20 22:28:49] anarcat [216/672] has come upon fattrat [131/1202] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:01:57 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[03/30/20 02:21:22] JuanMaestro [238/925] has challenged fattrat [1067/1202] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:34:50 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/30/20 06:47:20] fattrat [326/1202] has come upon SirMonkeybox [189/501] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:50:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/30/20 18:25:07] elbie [422/873] has challenged fattrat [311/1202] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:53:55 is removed from elbie's clock.
[03/30/20 19:56:49] asdf [12/271] has challenged fattrat [373/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:46 is added to asdf's clock.
[03/31/20 19:26:01] Yuhno, misha, and MJ94 [246/2038] have team battled Jaglag, fattrat, and Scar3cr0w [1948/2176] and lost! 2 days, 22:51:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/20 23:31:48] Bradicus [336/1115] has challenged fattrat [603/1202] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:31:30 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[04/01/20 04:12:49] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:08 towards level 106.
[04/01/20 04:17:38] fattrat [816/1202] has come upon zVxt [161/355] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:25:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/01/20 07:05:54] brendan, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [2007/2887] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, fattrat, and Dyntra [1103/2294] and won! 0 days, 04:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/20 13:47:33] zygren, Psilocybe, and fattrat [1204/2487] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, canton7, and Elgo [1801/3026] and lost! 1 day, 00:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/20 00:44:26] aismallard, fattrat, and HeavyPodda [2937/3029] have team battled Dyntra, tmberg, and kenyon [1079/3102] and won! 4 days, 13:37:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 05:36:11] simple [579/1024] has come upon fattrat [1048/1202] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:22:13 is added to simple's clock.
[04/03/20 06:37:38] Khorne [76/1017] has come upon fattrat [26/1202] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:05:19 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/03/20 20:15:54] fattrat [1170/1202] has come upon sukil [118/465] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:53:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/04/20 17:28:35] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:04 towards level 106.
[04/04/20 21:38:21] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:16 towards level 106.
[04/05/20 22:59:23] gdm [41/686] has challenged fattrat [802/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:21:45 is added to gdm's clock.
[04/06/20 08:44:52] borsin, yano, and WallIdl [514/1993] have team battled fattrat, jnerulax, and Misza [1697/2913] and lost! 3 days, 09:31:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 14:09:29] M1971 [6/173] has challenged fattrat [136/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:11 is added to M1971's clock.
[04/09/20 16:18:10] blabber [387/881] has challenged fattrat [578/1202] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:39:18 is added to blabber's clock.
[04/12/20 00:32:56] brendan [1375/1402] has challenged fattrat [139/1202] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:35:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/12/20 02:51:02] Atan [665/774] has come upon fattrat [831/1202] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 08:16:27 is added to Atan's clock.
[04/12/20 13:34:09] borsin, waifu, and fattrat [1308/2670] have team battled aismallard, M144, and inittab [1531/2452] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 12:01:25] sheu, h00k, and Kronos [590/1695] have team battled Tor, Syloq, and fattrat [1617/3259] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 18:01:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 08:52:57 toward level 106.
[04/15/20 07:07:51] JuanMaestro [910/925] has come upon fattrat [327/1202] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:33 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/15/20 09:38:42] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:00 from level 106.
[04/15/20 11:23:35] fattrat [933/1202] has come upon h00k [144/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:23:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/15/20 12:58:53] fattrat [183/1202] has challenged Jaglag [325/381] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:15:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/17/20 02:06:30] fattrat, Tiny_Nuggins, and Nofew [1363/3049] have team battled asdf, sheu, and m0shbear [1494/2187] and lost! 3 days, 10:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/20 14:07:18] Muirrum, algernon, and Tenorman [274/2546] have team battled fattrat, sjums_the_great, and DrJosh9000 [188/2965] and won! 0 days, 20:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 19:19:46] h00k [690/776] has challenged fattrat [352/1202] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:04:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/20/20 15:24:41] fattrat [713/1202] has challenged ToHellWithGA [809/1065] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:31:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/20/20 19:03:21] orgg [41/274] has challenged fattrat [723/1202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:22 is added to orgg's clock.
[04/21/20 08:23:50] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:11:34 from level 107.
[04/21/20 18:34:53] MaryMaid [440/646] has challenged fattrat [753/1202] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:55:53 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[04/21/20 22:32:27] fattrat [778/1202] has challenged buksi [764/828] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:39:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/23/20 06:13:14] fattrat, anarcat, and soltys [829/2817] have team battled Brady, Zaratustra, and TimWolla [1370/3114] and lost! 14 days, 17:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/20 08:12:37] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:13:11 towards level 107.
[04/24/20 12:37:15] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:00:46 towards level 107.
[04/28/20 07:36:34] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:12:55 from level 107.
[04/28/20 17:47:35] AngryParsley [559/1118] has challenged fattrat [966/1202] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:31:39 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[04/30/20 01:55:09] ohnx [731/775] has challenged fattrat [285/1202] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:49:43 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[04/30/20 16:45:51] fattrat [149/1202] has come upon bigjay [1049/1548] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 00:29:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/02/20 14:09:19] fattrat [6/1202] has challenged Mars [752/1291] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:47:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/03/20 04:06:17] MetaNova, fattrat, and pants [2640/3502] have team battled waifu, theZoMBiE, and tccki [1133/1494] and won! 1 day, 17:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/20 07:18:47] elf [878/1298] has challenged fattrat [8/1202] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:08:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/06/20 14:12:15] fattrat [843/1202] has come upon Nechayev [372/885] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 20:02:49 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/11/20 04:59:24] jbroome [998/1019] has come upon fattrat [425/1218] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:27 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[05/11/20 22:32:02] Cusack, shymega, and fattrat [876/2240] have team battled nijotz, Agent86, and elbie [1791/1798] and lost! 0 days, 09:07:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/20 22:56:02] desikitteh, h00k, and fattrat [1968/2565] have team battled WallIdl, gdm, and M144 [16/2319] and won! 1 day, 02:04:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 02:00:10] fattrat [459/1218] has come upon Ironhoof [993/1266] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:16:33 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/16/20 09:23:16] kenyon, blizgerg, and Sharky4 [2091/3688] have team battled Tenorman, micah, and fattrat [1889/3428] and won! 0 days, 15:07:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/20 04:08:35] Akiyuki, Majak, and pollo [1637/2503] have team battled jnerulax, fattrat, and Nistur [284/2693] and won! 2 days, 09:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/20 06:51:54] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:30:49 towards level 107.
[05/18/20 15:24:10] fattrat [392/1218] has come upon shymega [93/663] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:52:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/19/20 11:45:21] Jaglag, JeDa, and jayvee [367/1551] have team battled fattrat, i3d, and sairis [27/2422] and won! 0 days, 00:43:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 16:45:37] TauPan [126/477] has challenged fattrat [389/1239] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:38:09 is added to TauPan's clock.
[05/20/20 12:59:19] Agent86, sigmg, and GilbertErik [95/2632] have team battled fattrat, meskio, and DrJosh9000 [1857/2965] and lost! 7 days, 09:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/20 19:54:24] sjefen6, jnerulax, and Misza [2761/2960] have team battled Pici, fattrat, and rustybicycle [1864/3108] and won! 1 day, 08:18:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/20 03:51:39] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:22:36 towards level 107.
[05/21/20 06:17:55] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:37:23 towards level 107.
[05/22/20 09:44:31] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:39:20 towards level 107.
[05/22/20 22:37:52] djm, Nistur, and fattrat [23/2938] have team battled gdm, buksi, and Dyntra [565/2008] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/20 14:54:45] fattrat [936/1247] has come upon m0shbear [795/1220] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:23:05 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/24/20 06:28:16] FSM, lipek, and Khorne [472/3106] have team battled fattrat, Bkid, and darkmage [1235/3387] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/20 18:16:45] fattrat [243/1247] has come upon damyan [550/1242] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:40:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/28/20 04:34:19] fattrat [121/1247] has come upon idlerpgww [306/764] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:25:43 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/30/20 02:49:51] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:06:16 towards level 107.
[05/30/20 14:44:53] Nechayev [530/905] has challenged fattrat [256/1247] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:42:25 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[06/03/20 11:40:23] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:57:25 towards level 107.
[06/05/20 05:05:40] VoidFox [44/323] has challenged fattrat [932/1247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:28:04 is added to VoidFox's clock.
[06/05/20 09:16:17] Roxana [882/1323] has challenged fattrat [434/1247] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:26:42 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[06/05/20 12:05:03] unicron [346/916] has come upon fattrat [817/1247] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:42:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/05/20 15:48:13] fattrat [772/1247] has come upon Fluttershy [877/1216] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:33:09 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/06/20 04:15:01] fattrat [1209/1247] has come upon nawcom [267/667] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:00:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/07/20 12:30:45] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:01:58 from level 107.
[06/08/20 03:55:12] TauPan [235/477] has challenged fattrat [913/1247] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:20:32 is added to TauPan's clock.
[06/08/20 11:39:57] fattrat [47/1247] has come upon brycec [1159/1224] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:11:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/09/20 06:01:40] fattrat [468/1247] has challenged LukeLR [809/857] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:11:35 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/09/20 08:04:02] fattrat [420/1247] has come upon petrichor [437/1229] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:15:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/09/20 21:40:56] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:44:15 from level 107.
[06/10/20 04:13:33] JeDa [271/443] has challenged fattrat [1020/1247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:04 is added to JeDa's clock.
[06/10/20 04:29:15] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:21:30 from level 107.
[06/13/20 15:27:52] fattrat [126/1247] has challenged Iceman [248/1026] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:12:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/13/20 16:59:22] Zyphyr, dindinx, elf, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/20 21:09:01] alephnull, PlasmaStar, and SirMonkeybox [1236/2362] have team battled brendan, el, and fattrat [90/3740] and won! 0 days, 21:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 01:20:58] fattrat [256/1247] has come upon djm [728/858] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:14:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/15/20 05:37:18] fattrat [542/1247] has challenged golgy [456/1025] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:37:22 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/15/20 06:50:09] fattrat [175/1247] has come upon bigjay [1523/1601] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:22:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/16/20 17:22:08] max [512/1017] has come upon fattrat [83/1247] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 16:03:36 is removed from max's clock.
[06/16/20 20:01:57] CornFly, MJ94, and sc_ [1716/2602] have team battled Milquetoast, cirdan, and fattrat [1234/3259] and won! 5 days, 18:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/20 19:53:01] fattrat [667/1247] has challenged sjefen6 [321/925] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:18:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/18/20 14:38:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 6 days, 15:47:07 toward level 107.
[06/18/20 20:46:32] fattrat [510/1247] has come upon gildarts [474/486] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:59:01 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/18/20 22:09:23] fattrat, Jaglag, and PlasmaStar [94/2398] have team battled MrGlass, Antium, and sheu [862/2422] and lost! 2 days, 11:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/20 11:59:47] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:40 towards level 107.
[06/20/20 12:58:07] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:52:23 from level 107.
[06/20/20 23:58:24] Nofew [649/940] has come upon fattrat [1231/1247] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:36:42 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/23/20 15:32:19] Tenorman [744/1289] has challenged fattrat [768/1247] in combat and lost! 14 days, 13:51:18 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/23/20 16:43:00] fattrat [458/1247] has come upon jnerulax [599/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:58:29 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/25/20 01:26:52] Scar3cr0w [701/752] has come upon fattrat [408/1247] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:16 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[06/26/20 04:42:09] fattrat [311/1247] has challenged inittab [182/700] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:31 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/27/20 21:34:51] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:51 towards level 107.
[06/28/20 04:01:36] Khorne, Scar3cr0w, and fattrat [2347/2998] have team battled Andries, Desspugne, and Lnk [1197/2596] and won! 1 day, 21:22:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 02:12:06] loomysh, Crazycatlady, and TauPan [1179/2465] have team battled fattrat, MiddlewareMonkey, and dartainus [405/3106] and won! 4 days, 08:00:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 23:08:13] fattrat, double, and lavamind [2205/3250] have team battled brendan, Heisenberg, and Nistur [477/3293] and won! 1 day, 03:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 23:39:23] fattrat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:13 from level 107.
[06/30/20 06:47:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 10:10:55 toward level 107.
[07/01/20 01:28:53] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:19 towards level 107.
[07/01/20 06:49:35] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:55 towards level 107.
[07/02/20 09:07:27] cirdan [241/943] has challenged fattrat [228/1247] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:09:49 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[07/02/20 10:03:06] fattrat [1218/1247] has challenged i3d [24/652] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:53:28 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/02/20 10:27:38] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 03:07:41 towards level 108.
[07/02/20 22:49:05] micah, Mateusz, and suterismus [3196/3637] have team battled Zyphyr, sjefen6, and fattrat [36/2851] and won! 1 day, 01:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/20 09:43:42] fattrat [340/1247] has come upon Zaratustra [546/1130] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 23:57:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/04/20 15:19:45] tms [270/826] has challenged fattrat [1204/1247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:42:21 is added to tms's clock.
[07/04/20 23:21:27] fattrat [128/1247] has challenged Iceman [876/1026] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:44:21 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/06/20 09:21:25] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:27:37 towards level 108.
[07/07/20 15:55:33] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:58:21 from level 108.
[07/09/20 08:23:07] Ironhoof [955/1266] has challenged fattrat [176/1247] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:39:19 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/09/20 15:34:40] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:30:28 from level 108.
[07/09/20 22:37:45] fattrat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/20 02:52:36] fattrat [618/1257] has come upon damyan [627/1241] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 23:31:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/10/20 18:52:29] L [393/843] has challenged fattrat [1157/1257] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:53:14 is added to L's clock.
[07/10/20 23:47:25] fattrat [516/1257] has come upon rustybicycle [248/805] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 16:10:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/11/20 03:47:14] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:24:33 towards level 108.
[07/12/20 14:33:14] fattrat [1068/1257] has come upon irix [108/956] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 13:24:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/12/20 18:00:23] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:15:19 towards level 108.
[07/14/20 09:11:26] buksi [181/894] has challenged fattrat [575/1258] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:49:19 is added to buksi's clock.
[07/14/20 23:56:08] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:09:17 towards level 108.
[07/15/20 07:03:41] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:26:22 from level 108.
[07/15/20 14:05:44] fattrat [31/1258] has come upon KeboDK [132/782] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:17:06 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/16/20 02:32:30] fattrat [935/1258] has come upon Fennec [40/304] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:19:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/16/20 18:46:53] sigmg [840/924] has challenged fattrat [592/1258] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:22:31 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[07/16/20 19:24:20] sjums_the_great [156/983] has challenged fattrat [124/1258] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:14:44 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/17/20 07:00:00] Agent86 [622/1076] has come upon fattrat [705/1258] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:45:35 is added to Agent86's clock.
[07/18/20 04:52:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 04:32:05 from level 108.
[07/19/20 09:19:55] fattrat, Roxana, and SlowRiot [1145/3611] have team battled Nistur, sunri5e, and MaryMaid [119/2579] and won! 1 day, 02:17:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/20 02:57:56] MiddlewareMonkey [32/1036] has come upon fattrat [318/1258] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:28:56 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/22/20 16:21:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 8 days, 20:38:37 toward level 108.
[07/23/20 04:59:54] jstg, bigjay, and meskio [386/3544] have team battled fattrat, blizgerg, and Nistur [1827/3307] and lost! 4 days, 16:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/20 13:04:20] fattrat [520/1258] has challenged unicron [72/940] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:34:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/23/20 16:13:22] fattrat [374/1258] has come upon Tor [1232/1274] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:35:41 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/24/20 14:26:24] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:25:12 towards level 108.
[07/25/20 12:45:11] Ironhoof, pollo, and fattrat [3528/3696] have team battled crysys, Andries, and sigmg [1636/2302] and won! 3 days, 21:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 18:23:51] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:23:40 towards level 108.
[07/25/20 18:53:49] cocco, inittab, and fattrat [297/2373] have team battled Majak, Roxana, and MrGlass [2656/2950] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/20 23:06:22] LapTop006, phraktyl, GilbertErik, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/20 18:53:27] fattrat, maligned, and blabber [2721/2846] have team battled buyoq, pants, and AbacusAvenger [1813/2859] and won! 2 days, 06:04:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 19:29:42] fattrat [560/1258] has challenged JensRex [1220/1289] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:55:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/28/20 21:46:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 12 days, 23:35:13 toward level 108.
[07/30/20 18:56:57] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:27 towards level 108.
[08/01/20 10:03:19] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:30:37 towards level 108.
[08/01/20 23:38:59] fattrat [1032/1258] has come upon misha [9/761] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:09:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/02/20 07:47:24] Tratos, Tenorman, and bigjay [3240/3751] have team battled GeneralZod, fattrat, and irix [2435/2809] and won! 0 days, 15:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 08:02:18] fattrat [903/1258] has challenged i3d [573/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/02/20 15:09:43] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:23 towards level 108.
[08/02/20 16:03:03] WallIdl [408/724] has come upon fattrat [535/1258] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:30:29 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[08/03/20 07:42:50] fattrat [1228/1258] has come upon Ttech [485/2079] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:49:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/04/20 21:32:22] fattrat [1109/1258] has come upon LukeLR [74/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:52:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/07/20 21:42:05] Globalirc, lavamind, and JeDa [1734/2145] have team battled TimWolla, xayto, and fattrat [2680/2893] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/20 15:43:59] tris [203/617] has come upon fattrat [432/1258] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:29:15 is added to tris's clock.
[08/08/20 18:51:42] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:23 from level 108.
[08/10/20 17:54:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 00:29:30 toward level 108.
[08/10/20 21:23:51] NeonSynth [426/513] has come upon fattrat [1180/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:33:43 is added to NeonSynth's clock.
[08/12/20 04:57:34] fattrat [644/1258] has come upon Vic [96/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:40:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/12/20 11:04:10] KH405 [424/572] has challenged fattrat [569/1258] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:45:08 is added to KH405's clock.
[08/13/20 02:12:08] mwhahaha, crysys, and fattrat [1057/3029] have team battled Syloq, sheu, and Tratos [93/2606] and won! 0 days, 03:19:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 15:30:15] fattrat [145/1258] has challenged Nistur [128/842] in combat and won! 20 days, 19:52:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/15/20 07:12:34] xnaas [405/500] has challenged fattrat [666/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:53:09 is added to xnaas's clock.
[08/15/20 18:48:28] fattrat [1136/1258] has come upon max [238/675] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 12:42:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/18/20 21:40:11] Ironhoof [883/1350] has challenged fattrat [1146/1258] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:33:02 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[08/19/20 07:01:40] Atan [487/798] has come upon fattrat [934/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:24:43 is added to Atan's clock.
[08/22/20 09:34:12] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:59:15 towards level 109.
[08/23/20 08:05:55] fattrat [1030/1258] has challenged sjums_the_great [559/992] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:27:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/23/20 10:59:02] Fennec, Roxana, and Elgo [2332/2829] have team battled kenyon, HeavyPodda, and fattrat [553/3700] and won! 1 day, 03:28:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/20 14:33:22] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:18:33 from level 109.
[08/24/20 18:47:56] Lnk, Fennec, and fattrat [1120/2847] have team battled SCSi, FSM, and Xenthys [2096/2541] and lost! 0 days, 12:03:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 07:56:16] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:02 towards level 109.
[08/25/20 08:17:09] fattrat [802/1258] has challenged allo [211/737] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:22:25 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/25/20 10:11:31] fattrat [673/1258] has come upon blackroot [262/322] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:05:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/27/20 02:27:04] fattrat [107/1258] has challenged bisco [192/1293] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:21:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/28/20 04:50:39] MJ94, fattrat, and Crazycatlady [1317/2815] have team battled Birdbones, Khorne, and holloway [1539/3092] and lost! 4 days, 22:41:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 13:40:31] sc_ [281/809] has come upon fattrat [179/1258] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:44:23 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[08/28/20 17:32:19] fattrat [1154/1258] has come upon elbie [586/668] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:52:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/28/20 23:59:28] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:59 towards level 109.
[08/29/20 11:12:03] Ttech, HeavyPodda, and fattrat [3076/4293] have team battled inittab, Notir, and Vic [1133/1796] and won! 0 days, 09:32:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 02:29:08] fattrat [984/1258] has come upon sjums_the_great [647/992] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:12:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/30/20 17:15:36] fattrat [936/1258] has come upon meskio [443/1191] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:14:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/30/20 20:19:31] fattrat, jayvee, and sjefen6 [1340/2900] have team battled Zaratustra, GunMan, and Khorne [308/2334] and won! 1 day, 02:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 16:58:11] maligned [493/728] has challenged fattrat [996/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:00 is added to maligned's clock.
[09/01/20 18:21:42] doalim [12/63] has challenged fattrat [885/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to doalim's clock.
[09/01/20 23:59:54] Odin [114/497] has challenged fattrat [685/1258] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:28:25 is added to Odin's clock.
[09/02/20 14:26:58] StalkR, Mateusz, and L [471/2673] have team battled TimWolla, tabaton, and fattrat [2241/2334] and lost! 1 day, 13:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/20 15:03:20] bobvador [332/675] has challenged fattrat [434/1258] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:37:41 is added to bobvador's clock.
[09/02/20 21:55:01] fattrat [261/1258] has come upon Reilly [425/554] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:19:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/03/20 06:09:16] fattrat [2/1258] has challenged mordac [1158/1322] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:27:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/03/20 11:56:06] tms, TimWolla, elbie, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/20 01:39:17] sukil [119/563] has come upon fattrat [820/1258] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:29:16 is added to sukil's clock.
[09/04/20 09:34:59] xayto [497/788] has come upon fattrat [684/1258] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:05:24 is added to xayto's clock.
[09/04/20 18:41:08] Scornn [442/874] has come upon fattrat [829/1258] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:39:57 is added to Scornn's clock.
[09/04/20 19:02:23] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:35 towards level 109.
[09/04/20 21:49:07] Scornn [116/874] has come upon fattrat [1122/1258] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:43:54 is added to Scornn's clock.
[09/05/20 19:32:52] shymega, fattrat, and Nechayev [2117/2881] have team battled neurospex, Xenthys, and suterismus [3245/3254] and lost! 1 day, 17:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/20 11:40:21] fattrat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:33:49 from level 109.
[09/07/20 16:18:24] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:02 towards level 109.
[09/09/20 01:45:22] Milquetoast [389/1045] has come upon fattrat [65/1258] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:55:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/09/20 14:49:42] zbe [312/742] has challenged fattrat [575/1258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:39:52 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/10/20 16:45:03] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:34 towards level 109.
[09/11/20 00:21:17] fattrat [1072/1258] has come upon blackroot [290/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:45:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/11/20 13:49:13] CodeB [38/476] has challenged fattrat [802/1258] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:46:03 is added to CodeB's clock.
[09/11/20 19:42:53] Chuck [689/761] has come upon fattrat [558/1258] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:53:29 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/12/20 01:32:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 03:34:47 toward level 109.
[09/12/20 07:09:43] GilbertErik, sc_, and fattrat [1172/2855] have team battled IdleMaster, JensRex, and Yuhno [2680/2844] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 11:54:18] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:26 from level 109.
[09/12/20 13:07:28] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:59 towards level 109.
[09/12/20 21:47:18] fattrat fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! fattrat's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/20 22:29:44] Eldoreth, Yuhno, and bigjay [2751/3488] have team battled fattrat, MetaNova, and nawcom [2667/2941] and won! 2 days, 17:58:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 05:46:03] fattrat [456/1256] has challenged CodeB [320/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:03:13 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/20/20 00:51:39] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:34 towards level 109.
[09/21/20 02:33:49] fattrat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:05 towards level 109.
[09/21/20 10:06:56] fattrat [302/1256] has come upon buksi [720/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:00 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/22/20 01:09:19] LukeLR, RBecker, and Bluedog [238/2336] have team battled fattrat, Chuck, and blabber [2388/2859] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/20 01:11:52] crysys [377/757] has come upon fattrat [1211/1256] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:04:12 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/22/20 09:25:32] fattrat, yano, and Mateusz [1226/3203] have team battled Misza, beefnog, and Bradicus [2673/2918] and lost! 0 days, 08:41:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/20 14:33:16] fattrat [661/1256] has come upon sjefen6 [630/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:12:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/23/20 02:15:38] solarsparq [6/18] has come upon fattrat [776/1256] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:36 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[09/23/20 08:51:18] grooverider [871/1602] has come upon fattrat [82/1256] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:36:28 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[09/23/20 21:16:41] fattrat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:40 from level 109.
[09/24/20 01:45:50] fattrat [1229/1256] has challenged yano [349/694] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:08:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/25/20 07:30:28] fattrat [880/1256] has challenged jayvee [130/746] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:25:23 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/25/20 07:30:28] fattrat has dealt jayvee a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:13:55 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/26/20 15:38:39] fattrat [998/1256] has challenged TimWolla [752/867] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:59:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/26/20 15:38:39] fattrat has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 4 days, 10:10:09 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/27/20 19:45:41] anarcat [573/920] has challenged fattrat [559/1256] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:31:59 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/27/20 23:34:54] fattrat [481/1256] has come upon bookworm [167/469] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:26:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/28/20 08:57:57] fattrat [1064/1256] has come upon buyoq [263/581] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:31:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/30/20 06:24:08] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:25:49 towards level 110.
[09/30/20 19:51:49] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:48:45 towards level 110.
[10/01/20 01:16:22] fattrat [884/1256] has come upon el [235/1189] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:37:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/01/20 16:39:49] SCSi [282/1078] has come upon fattrat [516/1256] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:32:16 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/03/20 10:57:52] fattrat [218/1256] has come upon Notir [103/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:20:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/03/20 18:30:47] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:36:11 from level 110.
[10/04/20 23:52:15] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:50 towards level 110.
[10/06/20 01:51:47] Mirc0p, skarlso, and SCSi [392/2635] have team battled Mateusz, vegadark, and fattrat [3075/3307] and lost! 1 day, 04:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/20 08:56:32] tris [234/638] has challenged fattrat [121/1256] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:10:20 is removed from tris's clock.
[10/06/20 17:33:58] fattrat [1120/1256] has challenged max [162/709] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:58:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/07/20 10:37:54] fattrat [285/1256] has challenged canton7 [239/1252] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:06:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/08/20 06:49:17] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:31 towards level 110.
[10/09/20 14:52:20] nickware [745/1267] has come upon fattrat [935/1256] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:16:13 is added to nickware's clock.
[10/10/20 05:56:39] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:42 towards level 110.
[10/12/20 10:05:38] vegadark [686/816] has challenged fattrat [625/1256] in combat and won! 25 days, 03:16:30 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/13/20 03:45:23] fattrat [1290/1310] has challenged Xenthys [560/793] in combat and won! 23 days, 06:31:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/16/20 17:51:43] Majak, Asara, and fattrat [2954/3316] have team battled Varjatticus, XBouBou, and elf [154/2007] and won! 2 days, 02:38:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 21:16:12] fattrat [927/1316] has come upon AbacusAvenger [97/916] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:35:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/17/20 11:35:32] aismallard, Zyphyr, and Ttech [860/3743] have team battled fattrat, Lnk, and max [738/3131] and won! 0 days, 21:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 14:55:53] pollo [625/1042] has challenged fattrat [268/1316] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:13:52 is removed from pollo's clock.
[10/21/20 18:06:48] ohnx [761/806] has challenged fattrat [1057/1316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:18 is added to ohnx's clock.
[10/21/20 20:35:24] fattrat [120/1316] has come upon pollo [262/1042] and been defeated in combat! 34 days, 12:47:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/23/20 04:01:17] fattrat sharpened the edge of their weapon! fattrat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/20 08:11:41] LukeLR, jnerulax, and fattrat [2176/3039] have team battled Desspugne, pztrn, and Gatewayy [657/2100] and won! 3 days, 12:28:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/20 13:41:07] fattrat, Blukunfando, and Desspugne [721/2676] have team battled Forud, Heisenberg, and IdleMaster [2176/2514] and lost! 2 days, 05:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 15:04:07] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 49 days, 05:18:13 towards level 111.
[10/28/20 18:54:23] fattrat [1238/1351] has challenged Andries [551/938] in combat and won! 97 days, 09:56:42 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/31/20 16:59:53] fattrat [1116/1351] has come upon dax [295/894] and taken them in combat! 46 days, 21:11:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/01/20 05:31:29] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 13:35:49 towards level 111.
[11/01/20 07:35:32] fattrat, freeboson, and FSM [1282/2766] have team battled ilbelkyr, holloway, and Reilly [575/2627] and won! 4 days, 00:53:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 14:13:05] Andries [452/938] has challenged fattrat [225/1351] in combat and won! 27 days, 01:10:44 is removed from Andries's clock.
[11/02/20 00:07:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 49 days, 07:44:33 toward level 111.
[11/02/20 07:19:01] fattrat [305/1351] has challenged pollo [407/1042] in combat and lost! 11 days, 23:23:46 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/02/20 11:11:28] fattrat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:50:26 from level 111.
[11/03/20 00:52:41] waifu, brycec, buksi, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/20 11:25:33] fattrat [600/1351] has challenged sjums_the_great [266/980] in combat and won! 23 days, 18:36:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/05/20 01:56:09] fattrat [393/1351] has come upon astropoint [967/1080] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 15:53:12 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/05/20 16:51:40] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 15:00:09 towards level 111.
[11/06/20 09:00:44] fattrat [891/1368] has come upon XBouBou [171/355] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:17:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/06/20 20:11:28] fattrat [126/1368] has come upon Notir [356/530] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:37:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/07/20 04:20:04] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:05:21 towards level 111.
[11/07/20 06:25:57] fattrat [1020/1368] has come upon ganome [634/643] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:21:21 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/07/20 06:25:57] fattrat has dealt ganome a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:31:26 is added to ganome's clock.
[11/07/20 21:45:11] Misza, grooverider, and SCSi [2159/4134] have team battled neurospex, StalkR, and fattrat [2426/2970] and lost! 0 days, 23:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/20 03:57:58] Agent86 [896/1016] has challenged fattrat [1365/1368] in combat and lost! 14 days, 21:03:18 is added to Agent86's clock.
[11/10/20 07:02:16] Bluedog [51/491] has challenged fattrat [386/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:24:10 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[11/11/20 03:56:39] fattrat [590/1368] has come upon feek [33/605] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:38:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/11/20 15:41:34] fattrat [115/1368] has come upon SCSi [476/1062] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:56:58 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/11/20 23:01:03] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:07:37 towards level 111.
[11/12/20 08:13:49] Lnk [568/1103] has challenged fattrat [830/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:15:28 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/13/20 02:45:43] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:52:23 towards level 111.
[11/13/20 04:17:29] fattrat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:47:36 towards level 111.
[11/14/20 04:08:23] UnknownHero, fattrat, and CornFly [2200/2873] have team battled Nofew, MadMan, and algernon [1179/3205] and won! 0 days, 07:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/20 01:28:42] fattrat [679/1368] has challenged pztrn [25/590] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:10:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/16/20 09:24:49] zbe [155/767] has come upon fattrat [996/1368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:14:01 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/16/20 12:36:55] fattrat [646/1368] has challenged Geela [735/773] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:35:13 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/17/20 00:28:59] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:46 towards level 111.
[11/18/20 13:48:32] Nofew [59/1064] has challenged fattrat [522/1368] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:29:19 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/18/20 15:07:11] fattrat [360/1368] has come upon bobvador [77/683] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:27:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/19/20 06:52:56] waifu [1126/1151] has come upon fattrat [1198/1368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:00:45 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/20/20 00:56:32] fattrat [186/1368] has challenged acolarh [415/753] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:54:56 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/20/20 19:35:59] fattrat [1349/1368] has come upon Roxana [649/1513] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:32:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/21/20 03:11:14] fattrat [589/1368] has challenged XBouBou [369/495] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:44:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/21/20 11:28:56] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:08 towards level 111.
[11/21/20 16:35:37] fattrat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:58 towards level 111.
[11/21/20 16:56:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 2 days, 09:02:30 toward level 111.
[11/23/20 07:23:19] Bradicus [355/1098] has challenged fattrat [1199/1368] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:52:48 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[11/24/20 00:27:16] blizgerg [19/1225] has challenged fattrat [278/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:42 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[11/24/20 04:00:36] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:09 towards level 111.
[11/24/20 13:01:45] fattrat [1116/1368] has come upon lipek [780/1356] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:37:16 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/24/20 16:02:44] pztrn, bookworm, and RedW [503/2096] have team battled fattrat, Agent86, and buksi [2095/3341] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/20 03:34:08] Clearcasting [21/637] has come upon fattrat [5/1368] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:49:50 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[11/25/20 12:04:25] fattrat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:01 from level 111.
[11/25/20 12:35:23] fattrat [590/1368] has challenged anderson [403/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/26/20 11:56:45] d4rkp1r4t3 [177/300] has come upon fattrat [1213/1368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:00 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[11/26/20 20:43:22] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:40 towards level 111.
[11/27/20 03:22:19] sairis, Clearcasting, and PlasmaStar [1120/2158] have team battled bisco, fattrat, and buyoq [3118/3272] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/20 07:07:45] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:55 towards level 111.
[11/27/20 11:38:07] AncalagonThBlack [260/1032] has come upon fattrat [370/1368] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 20:42:05 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[11/27/20 15:40:29] fattrat [249/1368] has come upon brycec [1018/1028] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:20:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[11/27/20 17:20:04] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:18 towards level 111.
[11/28/20 18:01:32] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:56 from level 111.
[11/28/20 21:47:42] Zyphyr, Majak, and Kurenai [1248/2065] have team battled fattrat, Chuck, and nickware [2409/3412] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/20 08:30:21] d4rkp1r4t3 [268/329] has challenged fattrat [391/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:28 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[11/30/20 00:40:31] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:07 towards level 111.
[11/30/20 18:12:28] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:14 towards level 111.
[12/01/20 03:24:29] fattrat [524/1368] has challenged max [669/698] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:48:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/01/20 12:33:47] fattrat [175/1368] has come upon Majak [619/1064] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 06:18:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/01/20 17:09:23] fattrat [722/1368] has challenged tms [290/907] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:45:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/03/20 06:17:48] Birdbones [586/1349] has challenged fattrat [312/1368] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:17:56 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/20 19:00:12] zbe, XBouBou, and MaryMaid [1474/1920] have team battled Crazycatlady, MiddlewareMonkey, and fattrat [1519/3308] and lost! 0 days, 21:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/20 22:36:23] fattrat [568/1368] has come upon CornFly [889/1187] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 12:22:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/04/20 07:23:19] h00k [181/764] has challenged fattrat [764/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:49:50 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/05/20 01:22:38] fattrat, Crazycatlady, and canton7 [2894/3477] have team battled petrichor, Geela, and freeboson [69/2689] and won! 4 days, 22:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 04:28:07] grooverider [12/1632] has challenged fattrat [142/1368] in combat and lost! 13 days, 22:15:55 is added to grooverider's clock.
[12/06/20 02:30:08] Iri [202/572] has come upon fattrat [1004/1368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:11 is added to Iri's clock.
[12/08/20 00:48:42] TheSilentLink [264/289] has challenged fattrat [497/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:00 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/08/20 06:44:29] dxtr [872/931] has challenged fattrat [1326/1368] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:00:34 is added to dxtr's clock.
[12/08/20 13:43:28] buksi [479/941] has challenged fattrat [53/1368] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:17:56 is removed from buksi's clock.
[12/09/20 06:16:40] dclaw123 [992/1105] has challenged fattrat [182/1368] in combat and won! 21 days, 09:05:56 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[12/09/20 13:00:16] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 22:18:37 towards level 112.
[12/11/20 11:46:09] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:23:15 towards level 112.
[12/13/20 01:09:54] fattrat [1348/1368] has challenged algernon [153/944] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:30:39 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/14/20 01:42:26] acolarh, rxcomm, misha, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/20 18:49:20] TheSilentLink [86/343] has challenged fattrat [509/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:10 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/16/20 01:09:07] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:18:51 from level 112.
[12/17/20 16:34:23] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:47:30 from level 112.
[12/17/20 16:35:33] fattrat [268/1368] has challenged m0shbear [971/1312] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:43:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/17/20 22:07:00] fattrat, HeavyPodda, and Heisenberg [685/3237] have team battled Pontuzz, Vic, and KindOne [1748/1764] and lost! 12 days, 21:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/20 05:38:27] dclaw123 [864/1105] has challenged fattrat [472/1368] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:31 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[12/18/20 10:39:33] fattrat [562/1368] has challenged tms [729/895] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:23:41 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/19/20 16:33:26] MrGlass [29/915] has come upon fattrat [350/1368] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 17:23:15 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/21/20 05:26:20] h00k [410/790] has challenged fattrat [23/1368] in combat and won! 21 days, 02:37:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/22/20 20:44:55] anderson, Majak, and dclaw123 [1943/2722] have team battled fattrat, tmberg, and simple [1087/4060] and won! 2 days, 17:12:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 10:14:21] h00k, GilbertErik, and fattrat [2778/3295] have team battled bookworm, Nofew, and PiotrekD [2245/2396] and won! 7 days, 11:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/20 08:07:53] anarcat [277/961] has challenged fattrat [38/1368] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:07:28 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[12/25/20 11:57:51] fattrat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:19:07 from level 112.
[12/26/20 00:35:51] Lemelisk, Globalirc, and grooverider [516/3960] have team battled anarcat, max, and fattrat [2879/3031] and lost! 2 days, 13:53:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/20 19:00:35] Tenorman, Majak, and fattrat [2030/3698] have team battled anderson, Odin, and Scornn [1228/2064] and won! 1 day, 04:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/20 12:31:23] fattrat [253/1368] has come upon pants [959/1409] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 00:57:34 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/31/20 13:45:33] anderson [397/550] has challenged fattrat [283/1368] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:21:02 is removed from anderson's clock.
[01/01/21 06:28:28] IdleMaster, xnaas, and petrichor [882/2701] have team battled d4rkp1r4t3, fattrat, and Yuhno [2340/2556] and lost! 3 days, 11:42:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/21 06:52:01] KeboDK [425/1024] has challenged fattrat [1146/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:27 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[01/02/21 15:01:40] fattrat [1367/1368] has come upon MELOONi [271/666] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:01:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/05/21 11:09:48] fattrat [400/1368] has challenged Yuhno [635/810] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:38:11 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/06/21 11:36:43] tccki [127/490] has come upon fattrat [541/1368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:23:39 is added to tccki's clock.
[01/07/21 10:20:57] adamus1red [0/713] has challenged fattrat [49/1368] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:57:53 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[01/07/21 18:31:36] hotdogman [227/297] has come upon fattrat [661/1368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:36 is added to hotdogman's clock.
[01/08/21 15:41:41] algernon [508/1009] has come upon fattrat [720/1368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:52 is added to algernon's clock.
[01/08/21 19:28:44] fattrat [615/1368] has challenged Yuhno [373/810] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/08/21 23:03:25] fattrat [888/1368] has come upon holloway [989/991] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:31:32 is added to fattrat's clock.
[01/09/21 06:31:17] blabber [53/862] has challenged fattrat [677/1368] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:51:21 is added to blabber's clock.
[01/10/21 17:18:20] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:01:56 from level 112.
[01/11/21 03:14:47] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:32:19 from level 112.
[01/15/21 07:04:14] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:11:33 from level 112.
[01/16/21 03:11:44] blabber, Gatewayy, and KindOne [330/2121] have team battled fattrat, idlerpgww, and LukeLR [1104/3053] and lost! 1 day, 04:40:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/21 10:52:56] vegadark [10/795] has come upon fattrat [1098/1368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:11:55 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/16/21 21:37:02] fattrat, Ironhoof, and Gatewayy [0/3676] have team battled rxcomm, Geela, and bisco [142/3420] and lost! 9 days, 00:02:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 05:57:48] xnaas [209/590] has come upon fattrat [291/1368] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:33:56 is added to xnaas's clock.
[01/18/21 16:05:20] fattrat, pztrn, and hr7xt8 [69/2320] have team battled EvolvedPrimate, AncalagonThBlack, and freeboson [1391/1734] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 23:36:50] MELOONi [667/708] has challenged fattrat [77/1368] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:31:19 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[01/19/21 01:25:01] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:35 towards level 112.
[01/20/21 09:03:42] astropoint, Psilocybe, and sc_ [1707/2669] have team battled Zaratustra, buksi, and fattrat [1405/3715] and won! 2 days, 02:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 17:04:06] fattrat [438/1368] has come upon MetaNova [396/1029] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 21:26:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/20/21 20:54:30] fattrat, suterismus, and neurospex [1893/4059] have team battled xayto, Vic, and XBouBou [4/2209] and won! 1 day, 04:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 21:46:55] szczur [169/304] has challenged fattrat [46/1368] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:24:44 is removed from szczur's clock.
[01/21/21 09:41:00] fattrat [1115/1368] has challenged ilbelkyr [843/1118] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:46:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/21/21 15:14:09] fattrat [1164/1368] has come upon Syloq [690/811] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:23:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/21/21 18:05:22] pants, Scar3cr0w, and d4rkp1r4t3 [555/2611] have team battled i3d, Syloq, and fattrat [813/2861] and lost! 1 day, 16:42:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/21 19:45:36] Zaratustra, IdleMaster, and algernon [1548/3009] have team battled pztrn, ohnx, and fattrat [1627/2801] and lost! 5 days, 17:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/21 03:18:31] StalkR, Globalirc, fattrat, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/21 02:05:45] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:07 towards level 112.
[01/24/21 21:57:31] dclaw123, i3d, pants, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/21 23:13:24] buzzz, dwfreed, and brendan [1834/2936] have team battled himuraken, ilbelkyr, and fattrat [2490/3496] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 01:56:21] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:01 from level 112.
[01/25/21 12:08:38] KindOne, ilbelkyr, and Bradicus [123/2640] have team battled fattrat, RedW, and lipek [3141/3751] and lost! 1 day, 10:33:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/21 01:37:06] fattrat [1045/1368] has come upon Athos [652/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:00:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[01/29/21 21:32:56] KindOne [178/379] has challenged fattrat [1086/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:49:39 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/30/21 02:23:15] PiotrekD [881/1037] has come upon fattrat [669/1368] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:46:49 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/30/21 08:38:02] forp [226/246] has challenged fattrat [1118/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:00 is added to forp's clock.
[01/30/21 16:12:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 4 days, 13:26:31 toward level 112.
[01/30/21 17:13:37] fattrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:07 towards level 112.
[01/31/21 00:17:41] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:54 towards level 112.
[01/31/21 10:43:19] fattrat [1345/1368] has challenged buksi [668/1180] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:44 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/01/21 22:56:25] fattrat [1119/1368] has challenged yano [209/650] in combat and won! 26 days, 19:51:19 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/02/21 08:55:22] fattrat [108/1368] has challenged anderson [170/542] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:34:37 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/03/21 06:00:38] fattrat [358/1368] has challenged PiotrekD [773/1037] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:21:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/04/21 16:09:15] HeavyPodda [364/1113] has challenged fattrat [578/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:30:22 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/04/21 17:12:39] himuraken [805/1010] has come upon fattrat [883/1368] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:07:59 is added to himuraken's clock.
[02/04/21 23:40:12] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:08:13 towards level 113.
[02/05/21 04:53:54] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:40:53 towards level 113.
[02/05/21 09:13:40] Globalirc [415/1020] has challenged fattrat [833/1368] in combat and lost! 12 days, 00:41:31 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/06/21 09:29:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 5 days, 01:02:06 toward level 113.
[02/06/21 11:19:03] fattrat [1195/1368] has come upon MadMan [614/1138] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:29:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/06/21 19:30:28] fattrat [518/1368] has come upon Eldoreth [602/1469] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:45:15 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/06/21 21:37:54] MiddlewareMonkey, brendan, and freeboson [667/3163] have team battled fattrat, Elgo, and Sharky4 [573/3540] and won! 0 days, 00:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/21 23:44:50] fattrat [905/1368] has come upon djm [826/852] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:43:51 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/07/21 14:16:04] sc_, Mars, and Beavis [2639/3378] have team battled fattrat, Heretic, and xayto [1854/2609] and won! 0 days, 11:28:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/21 21:57:03] grooverider [1499/1683] has challenged fattrat [967/1368] in combat and won! 29 days, 17:32:33 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[02/09/21 23:50:31] Tratos [1075/1197] has come upon fattrat [815/1368] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:47:32 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[02/11/21 19:09:41] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:36:09 from level 113.
[02/12/21 10:11:18] fattrat [1335/1368] has come upon phraktyl [503/677] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:49:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/13/21 01:20:19] fattrat [997/1368] has challenged Ignotum [58/448] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:09:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/13/21 10:12:46] JuanMaestro [561/1029] has come upon fattrat [503/1368] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:46:48 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[02/13/21 19:25:46] AsmDemon [215/396] has challenged fattrat [649/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:22 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[02/13/21 21:28:16] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:19:59 towards level 113.
[02/17/21 03:31:06] fattrat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:50:19 from level 113.
[02/17/21 11:12:44] algernon [817/996] has come upon fattrat [950/1368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:43:33 is added to algernon's clock.
[02/18/21 02:48:57] fattrat [596/1368] has challenged kate [540/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:09:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/18/21 03:56:41] XBouBou, Ignotum, and Yuhno [636/1831] have team battled fattrat, suterismus, and IdleMaster [528/3839] and won! 1 day, 19:00:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 13:39:16] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:22 towards level 113.
[02/20/21 14:59:43] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:24 towards level 113.
[02/21/21 11:31:16] fattrat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:42 towards level 113.
[02/21/21 18:34:58] neurospex [217/1071] has come upon fattrat [1143/1368] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:14:27 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/23/21 01:19:39] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:37:07 from level 113.
[02/23/21 09:05:38] MrGlass [866/1238] has come upon fattrat [1249/1368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:40:15 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/26/21 02:22:18] fattrat [638/1368] has come upon Bradicus [402/1142] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:32:33 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/26/21 12:09:43] Eldoreth, Heisenberg, and Lemelisk [2713/3659] have team battled irix, fattrat, and Tratos [3291/3551] and lost! 5 days, 19:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/21 19:52:32] fattrat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:04 from level 113.
[02/26/21 21:37:38] fattrat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:50 from level 113.
[02/27/21 00:39:39] Milquetoast [79/992] has challenged fattrat [707/1377] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:49:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[02/27/21 17:27:22] Muirrum, Bradicus, Beefcan, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/21 20:09:15] allo, fattrat, and Lemelisk [1991/3406] have team battled szczur, Forud, and anarcat [946/2273] and won! 0 days, 23:42:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 21:06:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 1 day, 18:36:45 toward level 113.
[03/01/21 17:52:13] dindinx, Syloq, lipek, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/21 22:44:33] fattrat [1168/1377] has challenged HeavyPodda [247/1121] in combat and won! 28 days, 03:05:56 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/02/21 15:55:45] fattrat broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 00:58:11 from level 114.
[03/03/21 19:35:45] fattrat [402/1377] has come upon darkmage [1029/1405] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 19:39:36 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/04/21 03:47:18] WallIdl [524/759] has challenged fattrat [297/1377] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:36:29 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[03/04/21 09:48:46] misha [462/799] has challenged fattrat [92/1377] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:18:49 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/04/21 15:50:11] Bluedog [191/619] has challenged fattrat [412/1377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:00 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[03/04/21 21:25:28] fattrat [828/1377] has come upon caeli1 [51/165] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:11:06 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/06/21 03:58:35] blabber [63/821] has challenged fattrat [385/1377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:34 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/07/21 00:44:44] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:22:15 from level 114.
[03/10/21 19:49:15] fattrat [913/1377] has challenged dindinx [223/633] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:29:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/10/21 23:48:58] fattrat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:16:43 towards level 114.
[03/12/21 10:14:34] rxcomm, Agent86, adamus1red, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/21 22:01:24] grooverider [1610/1717] has challenged fattrat [255/1377] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:53:46 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/13/21 07:59:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fattrat with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 13:03:02 from level 114.
[03/14/21 20:20:27] fattrat [1261/1377] has come upon Agent86 [98/1016] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:26:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/14/21 20:26:56] doZ [133/241] has challenged fattrat [1313/1377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:17:21 is added to doZ's clock.
[03/15/21 20:11:18] bisco [907/1399] has challenged fattrat [1203/1377] in combat and lost! 11 days, 09:50:48 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/16/21 18:16:14] fattrat [1215/1377] has challenged CheeseSodaPunch [16/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:12:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/16/21 18:49:37] fattrat, theZoMBiE, and neurospex [1806/2982] have team battled algernon, brycec, and MiddlewareMonkey [2653/3165] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 23:35:22] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:31:58 towards level 114.
[03/20/21 03:34:25] Ignotum [351/503] has challenged fattrat [1269/1377] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:07:18 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[03/20/21 21:00:22] buzzz [85/643] has come upon fattrat [1111/1377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:29 is added to buzzz's clock.
[03/21/21 11:06:35] fattrat [1125/1377] has come upon womblecat [154/851] and taken them in combat! 105 days, 00:57:53 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/21/21 20:22:53] fattrat [606/1377] has come upon brendan [628/1414] and been defeated in combat! 71 days, 01:23:04 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/22/21 20:14:34] fattrat [637/1377] has come upon StalkR [191/536] and taken them in combat! 79 days, 00:29:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/23/21 07:55:28] lipek, maligned, and sjefen6 [3315/3686] have team battled AbacusAvenger, bookworm, and fattrat [1985/2748] and won! 0 days, 08:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/21 19:39:14] waifu [416/1160] has come upon fattrat [993/1377] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:03:16 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/23/21 22:00:36] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 34 days, 15:01:30 towards level 114.
[03/24/21 00:55:16] fattrat [987/1377] has challenged Majak [423/794] in combat and won! 97 days, 23:54:35 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/24/21 22:05:40] damyan, buzzz, and fattrat [2727/3259] have team battled Birdbones, StalkR, and Majak [56/2632] and won! 0 days, 23:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/21 21:11:10] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 21:33:45 from level 114.
[03/27/21 19:20:36] fattrat [423/1377] has challenged MetaNova [483/1063] in combat and lost! 40 days, 03:44:26 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/28/21 20:37:12] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 08:10:12 from level 114.
[04/01/21 01:03:34] Mars, fattrat, and androphius [98/3241] have team battled anarcat, soltys, and TimWolla [1015/2938] and lost! 1 day, 15:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 21:35:56] misha, fattrat, and kenyon [1532/2719] have team battled Brainiac, Beefcan, and i3d [67/2467] and won! 3 days, 01:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 11:38:07] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 13:38:06 towards level 114.
[04/05/21 03:58:39] Lnk, fattrat, and djm [2327/3374] have team battled MrGlass, CodeB, and Heretic [1364/2524] and won! 0 days, 16:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 13:50:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 112 days, 10:11:19 toward level 114.
[04/05/21 18:11:43] allo [65/711] has challenged fattrat [633/1377] in combat and lost! 27 days, 12:06:32 is added to allo's clock.
[04/06/21 02:46:04] jayvee, sbp, and Desspugne [1736/2264] have team battled KindOne, fattrat, and simple [1728/2905] and won! 4 days, 08:34:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/21 02:58:13] WallIdl, bookworm, and fattrat [9/2589] have team battled Xenthys, Nechayev, and CheeseSodaPunch [1729/2352] and lost! 0 days, 16:31:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/21 20:16:21] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 19:20:15 towards level 114.
[04/07/21 11:47:58] MetaNova, JensRex, and Mars [2820/3789] have team battled fattrat, Brainiac, and rxcomm [3111/3544] and lost! 0 days, 23:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/21 15:22:48] fattrat [564/1377] has challenged Clearcasting [659/664] in combat and lost! 12 days, 00:52:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/08/21 00:02:23] keepermurf, Asara, and soltys [2309/2767] have team battled WallIdl, fattrat, and kenyon [2028/2703] and won! 0 days, 05:53:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/21 03:55:14] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 13:51:13 from level 114.
[04/08/21 05:53:46] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:45:25 towards level 114.
[04/08/21 06:11:39] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 02:46:14 towards level 114.
[04/10/21 05:31:38] fattrat [75/1377] has come upon allo [529/711] and been defeated in combat! 23 days, 06:53:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/11/21 10:23:48] pyre [949/1260] has come upon fattrat [1300/1377] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:25:07 is added to pyre's clock.
[04/11/21 18:50:47] fattrat [912/1377] has challenged grooverider [326/1710] in combat and won! 48 days, 12:14:47 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/11/21 23:20:58] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 01:02:53 towards level 114.
[04/13/21 20:42:36] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:00:06 towards level 114.
[04/14/21 05:10:42] LordBanana [377/453] has challenged fattrat [1356/1383] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:24:25 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[04/14/21 22:10:59] androphius [210/539] has challenged fattrat [692/1383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:36 is added to androphius's clock.
[04/18/21 10:30:51] fattrat [1213/1383] has challenged misha [703/774] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:19:02 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/19/21 11:48:02] vegadark, Nechayev, and fattrat [2790/3073] have team battled Tor, allo, and AncalagonThBlack [2241/2859] and won! 3 days, 13:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 17:41:09] Gatewayy [44/892] has challenged fattrat [954/1383] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:39:31 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[04/22/21 15:04:19] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:09:43 towards level 114.
[04/22/21 20:54:54] fattrat [626/1383] has come upon xayto [507/813] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:28:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/23/21 08:58:59] fattrat [550/1383] has challenged zbe [623/795] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:51:10 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/24/21 04:47:26] fattrat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:07 towards level 114.
[04/24/21 05:04:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 28 days, 17:40:04 toward level 114.
[04/24/21 09:10:23] fattrat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:13 towards level 114.
[04/24/21 19:38:44] Reilly, pyre, and soltys [1542/3056] have team battled CheeseSodaPunch, adamus1red, and fattrat [1501/2748] and won! 0 days, 22:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/21 01:39:48] fattrat [5/1383] has come upon acolarh [23/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:38:07 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/26/21 11:16:43] fattrat [288/1383] has challenged sjefen6 [199/1049] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:06:07 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/27/21 15:23:34] dwfreed [299/1023] has challenged fattrat [174/1383] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:19:02 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/27/21 16:33:14] fattrat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:26 from level 114.
[04/27/21 22:25:20] Syloq [569/785] has challenged fattrat [200/1383] in combat and won! 45 days, 20:49:55 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[04/28/21 06:18:34] sjefen6, micah, and Desspugne [297/3210] have team battled zbe, pyre, and fattrat [661/3438] and lost! 3 days, 00:28:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 02:40:11] androphius [353/598] has challenged fattrat [1352/1383] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:40:04 is added to androphius's clock.
[04/30/21 19:42:33] dwfreed [79/1023] has challenged fattrat [595/1383] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:22:04 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/01/21 08:47:31] fattrat got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:37 towards level 114.
[05/01/21 12:46:49] fattrat [844/1383] has challenged blackroot [340/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:08:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/02/21 10:52:18] fattrat [721/1383] has challenged AbacusAvenger [586/917] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:32 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/02/21 18:38:01] StalkR [24/547] has come upon fattrat [98/1383] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:15:32 is added to StalkR's clock.
[05/03/21 22:58:54] fattrat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:57 from level 114.
[05/05/21 13:33:48] lipek, fattrat, and sjums_the_great [3170/3706] have team battled sairis, Lnk, and dindinx [159/2988] and won! 0 days, 01:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 21:10:17] fattrat [91/1383] has challenged aismallard [112/981] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:40:49 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 07:15:30] fattrat [179/1383] has challenged Globalirc [213/1023] in combat and lost! 16 days, 06:52:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 10:06:37] fattrat [1348/1383] has come upon zankore [969/1029] and taken them in combat! 29 days, 03:35:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 10:54:37] fattrat [529/1383] has come upon CornFly [660/1108] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 12:44:02 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/06/21 23:47:11] fattrat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:26:28 towards level 115.
[05/07/21 01:27:41] SlowRiot, dwfreed, and Lemelisk [221/3201] have team battled Lnk, psycho, and fattrat [313/3032] and lost! 2 days, 00:03:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/21 16:34:33] fattrat, dwfreed, and Asara [2522/3190] have team battled Scar3cr0w, acolarh, and Jones [448/1992] and won! 3 days, 00:38:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/21 07:40:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 76 days, 18:05:47 toward level 115.
[05/09/21 00:31:55] fattrat [111/1383] has challenged sjefen6 [143/1042] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:55:38 is added to fattrat's clock.
[05/09/21 06:23:14] fattrat [437/1383] has come upon Vic [51/859] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:47:17 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/09/21 15:30:08] mordac, bisco, and AncalagonThBlack [1783/4251] have team battled Chuck, borsin, and fattrat [2058/3249] and lost! 1 day, 15:57:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 20:44:31] TheSilentLink [250/716] has come upon fattrat [900/1383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:50:02 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/11/21 14:37:37] fattrat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:15:36 from level 115.
[05/13/21 00:37:55] fattrat got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:10 towards level 115.
[05/13/21 03:54:44] popey, Khorne, fmg, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/21 00:25:00] Clearcasting [383/672] has come upon fattrat [1356/1383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:33 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[05/14/21 18:55:32] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:59 towards level 115.
[05/14/21 20:10:12] simple [1148/1155] has challenged fattrat [332/1383] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:45:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/16/21 07:47:59] SSLbits [262/902] has challenged fattrat [450/1383] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:54:50 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/17/21 00:23:49] fattrat [784/1383] has challenged buksi [616/1149] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:27 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/17/21 00:23:49] fattrat has dealt buksi a Critical Strike! 8 days, 03:52:53 is added to buksi's clock.
[05/18/21 05:18:00] fattrat [1328/1383] has come upon misha [105/825] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/19/21 06:34:51] fattrat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:56 from level 115.
[05/19/21 21:24:12] Zyphyr, pfoley, and blackroot [655/1799] have team battled fattrat, buksi, and Xenthys [1016/3327] and lost! 2 days, 23:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/21 00:22:20] fattrat fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:53 from level 115.
[05/20/21 01:35:36] Misza, jnerulax, MELOONi, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/21 05:15:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fattrat 0 days, 20:45:28 toward level 115.