Player Info

User: h00k
Class: Pirate
Admin?: No
Level: 89
Next level: 15 days, 12:13:15
Status: Offline
Host: h00k!sid431420@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ajzoxfktqvcpnpvx
Account Created: Mon Mar 25 13:09:24 2013
Last login: Sat May 1 15:56:38 2021
Total time idled: 1353 days, 17:43:11
Current position: [356,106]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 103 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 36
charm: 52
gloves: 53
helm: 57 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 31
ring: 50 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 62
tunic: 51
weapon: 228 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 723

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 7 days, 08:32:19
mesg: 0 days, 00:39:23
nick: 78 days, 22:10:19
part: None
quest: 332 days, 17:12:08
quit: 621 days, 07:41:56

total: 1040 days, 08:16:05

Character Modifiers

[03/25/13 16:03:34] h00k [10/31] has challenged SirRofer [136/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/25/13 16:33:46] h00k [30/39] has challenged Gerardon [408/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/25/13 19:22:12] h00k [6/63] has challenged vibhav [184/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/25/13 22:54:26] h00k [3/97] has challenged Reaper [360/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/13 01:16:35] Trienish, yond, and Ciphohs5 [423/2013] have team battled Unsub, h00k, and pekster [580/913] and lost! 1 day, 08:54:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/13 02:22:55] h00k [104/109] has challenged PriceChild [561/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/13 04:37:34] h00k [111/117] has challenged null [294/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/13 15:26:25] h00k [8/168] has come upon Sharpness [198/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/13 21:06:42] benonsoftware [3/7] has challenged h00k [23/172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to benonsoftware's clock.
[03/27/13 06:07:09] tw [319/401] has challenged h00k [20/204] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:57 is removed from tw's clock.
[03/27/13 08:24:59] h00k [189/218] has challenged kork [138/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/27/13 13:51:59] h00k [153/222] has challenged yano [844/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/27/13 15:17:23] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:24 towards level 27.
[03/27/13 22:30:51] h00k [22/222] has challenged Ttech [521/1172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/28/13 01:36:19] sabu [11/27] has challenged h00k [154/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to sabu's clock.
[03/28/13 09:24:24] h00k [127/227] has challenged LordFella [214/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/28/13 20:59:49] h00k [10/255] has challenged preflex [295/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/29/13 10:19:08] h00k [185/270] has challenged ruan [489/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/29/13 12:20:46] cmrn [498/505] has challenged h00k [2/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:08 is removed from cmrn's clock.
[03/29/13 22:23:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:11:14 from level 31.
[04/02/13 17:08:05] h00k [193/276] has challenged ccx [79/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/03/13 00:00:11] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:01 from level 32.
[04/03/13 07:39:12] h00k [225/309] has challenged Charris [52/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:29 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/03/13 12:45:51] Cube, h00k, and kenyon [931/1528] have team battled Myrtti, lipek, and yano [962/1969] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/13 16:52:46] mamarley [295/782] has come upon h00k [169/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:45:51 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[04/03/13 20:48:38] angelos [307/434] has come upon h00k [176/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:48 is removed from angelos's clock.
[04/04/13 00:16:42] h00k [126/320] has challenged rmbell.the.great [30/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/04/13 02:24:42] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:38 towards level 34.
[04/04/13 18:02:28] h00k [297/325] has challenged nikoJ [142/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/04/13 21:42:46] yano [877/949] has come upon h00k [153/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:11 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/05/13 09:38:50] Wolf [447/824] has come upon h00k [217/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:29:32 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[04/05/13 16:34:50] h00k [311/325] has challenged DeLorean [442/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/06/13 14:29:37] goThic [196/318] has challenged h00k [174/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from goThic's clock.
[04/06/13 15:33:30] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:33 towards level 36.
[04/06/13 20:44:26] seisgatos [53/72] has challenged h00k [112/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to seisgatos's clock.
[04/07/13 01:14:12] h00k [301/325] has challenged masklin [138/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/07/13 01:15:27] Cameron_D [141/909] has challenged h00k [324/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:31 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[04/07/13 11:18:00] pwned [88/869] has challenged h00k [19/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:03 is removed from pwned's clock.
[04/08/13 05:28:28] h00k [289/325] has challenged RansomTime [62/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/09/13 02:28:27] Fluttershy [544/577] has challenged h00k [128/325] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:56:26 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[04/09/13 18:52:31] h00k [31/325] has challenged benonsoftware [45/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/09/13 22:14:44] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:56 towards level 39.
[04/09/13 22:20:28] masklin, charitwo, and seisgatos [598/1277] have team battled ElectRo, SimonTam, and h00k [577/1968] and won! 0 days, 01:07:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/13 09:01:52] h00k saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:42 from level 39.
[04/11/13 17:02:49] h00k [186/325] has challenged dwfreed [264/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/11/13 23:17:48] dwfreed [254/1079] has challenged h00k [156/325] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:52:22 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/11/13 23:17:48] In the fierce battle, h00k dropped his level 38 tunic! dwfreed picks it up, tossing his old level 33 tunic to h00k.
[04/12/13 04:41:21] meat [434/475] has come upon h00k [140/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:18:26 is removed from meat's clock.
[04/13/13 04:05:02] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:54 towards level 40.
[04/13/13 14:57:42] greycat [624/801] has challenged h00k [119/320] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:42:09 is removed from greycat's clock.
[04/13/13 20:52:13] io [44/214] has challenged h00k [308/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to io's clock.
[04/14/13 03:43:47] h00k [151/341] has challenged allo [736/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/15/13 02:48:57] benonsoftware [283/485] has challenged h00k [338/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to benonsoftware's clock.
[04/18/13 16:33:44] h00k [181/363] has challenged ccx [145/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:50 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/18/13 16:49:37] h00k [343/363] has come upon Hori [168/280] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/23/13 10:56:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 04:18:09 toward level 42.
[04/23/13 22:21:58] h00k [183/363] has challenged wakeupscreaming [56/1048] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/26/13 20:13:48] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:31 towards level 43.
[04/27/13 15:52:21] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:38 towards level 43.
[04/27/13 18:02:11] code_slinger [31/882] has come upon h00k [159/363] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:30:07 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[04/28/13 05:40:19] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:28 towards level 43.
[04/28/13 14:30:46] h00k [297/363] has come upon Quix0te [270/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/29/13 02:19:28] h00k [226/397] has challenged naori [604/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/29/13 14:34:06] Hori [24/332] has challenged h00k [307/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Hori's clock.
[05/01/13 20:02:30] Majak [44/440] has challenged h00k [372/397] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:59:55 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/02/13 08:03:27] h00k [390/397] has come upon gipyelrah [174/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/02/13 13:49:02] Beavis, ChiefRA, pekster, and h00k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/04/13 01:38:33] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:13 towards level 44.
[05/04/13 07:35:54] h00k [322/397] has challenged MetaNova [109/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/04/13 18:17:58] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:23 towards level 45.
[05/04/13 18:32:13] Jareeta [868/1010] has challenged h00k [176/397] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:37:34 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/05/13 18:09:05] Birdbones, h00k, and neuro [399/1961] have team battled benonsoftware, seisgatos, and idleOne [168/1520] and won! 0 days, 11:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/13 00:04:11] Jewbaca, digitaldonk, and noother [1261/1811] have team battled kgb, dpk, and h00k [1073/1543] and won! 0 days, 22:10:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/13 06:11:42] idisjunction [130/524] has come upon h00k [302/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/07/13 17:43:56] h00k [170/397] has challenged suiside [818/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/08/13 02:26:35] mthw, benonsoftware, and we6jbo [306/1192] have team battled TauPan, h00k, and Sheudecai [225/1139] and won! 0 days, 05:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/13 04:41:21] h00k broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:00:10 from level 46.
[05/13/13 02:12:28] sjefen6, mamarley, and neurospex [217/1958] have team battled Darky, Iuz, and h00k [703/1642] and lost! 1 day, 14:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/13 14:24:05] Gerardon [568/581] has challenged h00k [259/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:12:08 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[05/14/13 17:24:43] h00k [158/397] has challenged code_slinger [583/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:21 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/14/13 22:25:47] h00k [268/397] has challenged pekster [179/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:36:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/14/13 23:14:44] Zett, seisgatos, and h00k [95/1311] have team battled HackUCF, Pici, and digitaldonk [680/1933] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/13 09:28:07] Cameron_D [168/924] has challenged h00k [367/397] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:41:22 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[05/15/13 12:28:10] h00k had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:34 towards level 46.
[05/15/13 23:01:32] h00k [122/397] has come upon Sir_Lemming [257/314] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:44:37 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/20/13 16:25:19] XJR-9, neurospex, and vegadark [939/2157] have team battled SeySayux, MetaNova, and h00k [1031/1423] and lost! 0 days, 06:07:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/13 19:28:50] MontyZuma [206/221] has challenged h00k [335/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[05/25/13 00:45:08] Kabaka [494/631] has challenged h00k [284/397] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:41:57 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[05/26/13 02:35:39] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:14 towards level 46.
[05/26/13 03:20:14] ironchew [153/374] has challenged h00k [248/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to ironchew's clock.
[05/26/13 13:40:19] h00k got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:25 from level 46.
[06/06/13 06:03:22] h00k [11/550] has challenged vegadark [260/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/07/13 03:59:08] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:05 towards level 47.
[06/08/13 04:05:45] Weedle [329/408] has come upon h00k [317/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:05 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[06/08/13 07:03:49] Gerardon [290/602] has challenged h00k [165/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:17 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[06/15/13 22:33:59] sniegol, h00k, and tann [522/1860] have team battled MontyZuma, bersam, and sid-1 [195/1260] and won! 0 days, 15:09:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/13 04:13:03] elf [36/397] has challenged h00k [310/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:39 is added to elf's clock.
[06/17/13 09:19:21] h00k [319/550] has challenged sjefen6 [153/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:19 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/17/13 19:21:35] geekboi [769/993] has challenged h00k [481/550] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:34:20 is removed from geekboi's clock.
[06/18/13 06:07:07] sasaniak, blizgerg, and h00k [1225/2101] have team battled Sir_Lemming, code_slinger, and masklin [1572/1779] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/13 15:23:36] h00k [220/550] has challenged suterismus [409/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/18/13 20:35:27] h00k [97/550] has come upon SeySayux [183/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:34:23 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/19/13 02:12:28] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:27 towards level 48.
[06/19/13 16:44:08] argus, kenyon, and Myrtti [2451/2455] have team battled LordFella, Quix0te, and h00k [452/1641] and won! 1 day, 00:20:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/13 09:04:08] slack [287/328] has come upon h00k [93/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:01 is removed from slack's clock.
[06/21/13 00:44:14] h00k [522/550] has challenged zbart [190/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:16:01 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/21/13 03:44:56] h00k [69/550] has challenged we6jbo [276/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:54 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/21/13 16:10:02] h00k [457/550] has come upon nyrednek [73/201] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:33:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/21/13 22:04:06] h00k [54/550] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [473/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:44 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/28/13 17:38:35] vegadark [396/860] has challenged h00k [436/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:04:58 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/01/13 15:48:58] h00k has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:26:41 from level 48.
[07/03/13 14:22:41] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:36 towards level 48.
[07/03/13 23:15:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:14:45 from level 48.
[07/10/13 09:42:01] gladier [251/352] has challenged h00k [246/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from gladier's clock.
[07/11/13 10:07:55] h00k [42/768] has challenged greycat [30/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/18/13 22:40:30] TheMadHatter [250/303] has challenged h00k [681/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[07/19/13 09:05:49] Neal [35/613] has come upon h00k [571/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:02:13 is added to Neal's clock.
[07/19/13 17:02:33] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:33 towards level 49.
[07/19/13 23:35:14] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:48 towards level 49.
[07/20/13 10:10:04] h00k [58/774] has challenged kork [15/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:11:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/20/13 16:11:29] h00k [196/774] has challenged ChiefRA [87/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:24:37 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/21/13 05:14:19] naori [74/753] has challenged h00k [88/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:52 is added to naori's clock.
[07/21/13 18:52:49] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:56 towards level 49.
[07/22/13 15:43:12] seisgatos [389/534] has come upon h00k [74/774] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:18 is removed from seisgatos's clock.
[07/22/13 23:00:29] h00k [153/774] has challenged Scar3cr0w [159/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/23/13 21:16:17] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:34 towards level 50.
[07/24/13 07:47:25] mthw, ahmiq, and Wolf [604/2030] have team battled h00k, XenGi, and naori [1462/1974] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/13 15:35:55] Deny [67/315] has come upon h00k [75/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:37 is added to Deny's clock.
[07/25/13 23:29:19] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:36 from level 50.
[07/26/13 01:11:43] zinya [117/328] has challenged h00k [397/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to zinya's clock.
[07/26/13 09:03:18] h00k [419/774] has come upon Kyle [331/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:54:43 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/27/13 00:00:56] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:43 towards level 50.
[07/27/13 04:20:34] addikt [218/233] has challenged h00k [253/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to addikt's clock.
[07/27/13 06:45:16] tmberg [80/563] has come upon h00k [668/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:27:30 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/27/13 06:45:31] tmberg [261/563] has come upon h00k [175/774] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:30:52 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/07/13 00:01:01] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:52 towards level 50.
[08/07/13 19:41:31] h00k, ccx, and yond [785/1997] have team battled mnem, Darky, and BachePorro [187/1311] and won! 0 days, 14:58:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/13 17:56:31] h00k [87/774] has challenged Eiam [481/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:45 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/09/13 13:01:54] Hydrogenum, masklin, and h00k [619/2321] have team battled pwned, TheLonelyGod, and finn [1534/1650] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/13 02:04:11] jbroome [500/837] has challenged h00k [697/774] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:04:11 is added to jbroome's clock.
[08/10/13 06:05:06] Majak [37/445] has challenged h00k [564/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:09:25 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/10/13 12:22:03] sjefen6 [49/499] has come upon h00k [588/774] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:31:45 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[08/10/13 14:06:56] h00k [364/774] has challenged AngryParsley [308/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:24:10 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/10/13 20:30:22] h00k [120/774] has challenged Munchington [315/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/12/13 22:19:43] h00k [162/774] has challenged Furry [149/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:39:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/13/13 11:13:17] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:13 towards level 51.
[08/13/13 12:55:58] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:29 towards level 51.
[08/14/13 19:42:36] h00k reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/13 14:23:31] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:45 towards level 51.
[08/17/13 00:29:42] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:18 from level 51.
[08/17/13 02:39:09] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:28 towards level 51.
[08/19/13 13:32:48] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:16 towards level 51.
[08/20/13 19:43:57] h00k [391/776] has challenged Sparticus [435/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/21/13 05:05:22] h00k [133/776] has challenged nyislanders2121 [427/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:50 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/21/13 08:06:06] ChiefRA [430/540] has challenged h00k [367/776] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:47:28 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[08/21/13 10:45:34] slack, Unsub, h00k, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/13 15:11:18] h00k [144/776] has come upon pants [32/389] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:39:02 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/21/13 21:14:15] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:04 towards level 52.
[08/25/13 02:04:37] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:24 towards level 52.
[08/25/13 09:21:34] h00k, Squid_Tamer, and Mateusz [1566/1821] have team battled [dmp], MontyZuma, and Vostok [133/1788] and won! 0 days, 03:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/13 03:49:55] h00k [1/776] has challenged Spazturtle [32/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/29/13 10:32:59] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:52 towards level 52.
[08/29/13 15:16:14] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:17 towards level 52.
[08/29/13 17:25:56] BachePorro [54/451] has come upon h00k [68/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:51:30 is added to BachePorro's clock.
[08/29/13 17:53:23] Furry [169/702] has challenged h00k [14/776] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Furry's clock.
[08/29/13 19:24:03] sartan [684/823] has come upon h00k [302/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:20 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/30/13 14:35:21] h00k [462/776] has come upon Zammo [309/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:20:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/31/13 00:30:12] Grim, rmbell.the.great, and TauPan [1334/1899] have team battled elf, ahmiq, and h00k [842/2276] and won! 2 days, 09:50:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/13 20:40:02] h00k [4/776] has challenged Tenorman [231/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/02/13 10:03:37] Therem, numeral, and Jareeta [77/1592] have team battled Reaper, Fluttershy, and h00k [538/2199] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/13 18:16:03] Ephod [760/933] has challenged h00k [136/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:09 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/04/13 10:34:33] gladier [369/438] has challenged h00k [187/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from gladier's clock.
[09/04/13 17:06:49] Therem [222/298] has challenged h00k [144/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:36 is removed from Therem's clock.
[09/05/13 17:43:42] h00k [88/776] has come upon Hewn [2/436] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:22 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/05/13 20:25:37] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:03 towards level 53.
[09/06/13 10:59:33] Teller [0/1] has challenged h00k [368/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Teller's clock.
[09/08/13 09:22:08] Lenny, brendan, and Maple-Chestnut [352/2275] have team battled h00k, suiside, and ChiefRA [1690/2612] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/13 12:08:10] h00k [459/776] has come upon Beavis [778/988] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:14 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/08/13 17:49:57] h00k [698/776] has challenged filinep [200/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:47:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/09/13 07:01:36] dav1d, Fogel, h00k, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/13 12:34:46] nimiety [129/221] has challenged h00k [704/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to nimiety's clock.
[09/09/13 18:28:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 16:14:18 toward level 53.
[09/09/13 20:34:52] Ephod [784/955] has challenged h00k [241/776] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[09/11/13 10:26:34] h00k [452/776] has come upon Str1ngS [441/691] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:30:02 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/11/13 13:09:03] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:01 towards level 53.
[09/13/13 16:52:11] h00k [337/784] has challenged Sir_Lemming [136/330] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/14/13 01:17:56] Furry, Vostok, and h00k [2038/2076] have team battled pants, Hans.Wurst, and idleOne [10/1804] and won! 1 day, 09:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/13 00:44:33] h00k [74/784] has come upon LordFella [4/726] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:23:59 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/19/13 00:26:13] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:35 towards level 54.
[09/19/13 07:48:23] irix, idisjunction, and Disori [977/1727] have team battled h00k, manulite, and argus [725/1976] and won! 0 days, 12:44:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/13 02:54:09] h00k set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:15 from level 54.
[09/20/13 02:56:54] blizgerg, mnemon, and Sheudecai [1168/1756] have team battled talso, ackwell, and h00k [1228/1574] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/13 06:52:12] Zammo [11/382] has challenged h00k [607/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:47 is added to Zammo's clock.
[09/20/13 09:15:14] numeral [342/367] has come upon h00k [525/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:59 is added to numeral's clock.
[09/20/13 21:55:25] Chenzw [265/377] has challenged h00k [55/784] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:05:14 is removed from Chenzw's clock.
[09/21/13 00:56:03] h00k [287/784] has challenged irix [240/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:52 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/21/13 03:56:45] h00k [458/784] has challenged SCSi [630/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:04 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/21/13 15:07:10] h00k misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:25 from level 54.
[09/21/13 22:00:30] h00k [738/784] has come upon Unsub [482/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:20:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/22/13 15:59:54] h00k [306/784] has come upon Pici [670/743] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:08 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/22/13 20:05:25] SpamMage [265/705] has challenged h00k [310/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:28 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[09/23/13 04:41:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 2 days, 07:44:20 toward level 54.
[09/23/13 13:09:06] irix [28/817] has challenged h00k [728/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:29 is added to irix's clock.
[09/23/13 14:48:39] joshz, gipyelrah, and h00k [1498/2372] have team battled adamus1red, fonzie, and Avon [1156/1944] and won! 0 days, 10:03:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/13 21:57:14] h00k bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:13 from level 54.
[09/24/13 04:55:09] MetaNova [408/570] has come upon h00k [208/862] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:29:09 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[09/25/13 14:58:35] h00k [391/862] has challenged talso [536/688] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/25/13 20:20:53] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:23 towards level 55.
[09/26/13 00:47:56] greycat stole h00k's level 45 set of leggings while they were sleeping! greycat leaves his old level 39 set of leggings behind, which h00k then takes.
[09/26/13 01:22:31] Hans.Wurst [254/590] has challenged h00k [783/855] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:56:08 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[09/27/13 00:27:25] bairyn [431/590] has challenged h00k [14/855] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:35:04 is removed from bairyn's clock.
[09/27/13 18:56:28] h00k [342/855] has come upon Sheudecai [52/427] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:53:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/28/13 08:13:57] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:17 towards level 55.
[10/02/13 12:59:41] h00k [619/855] has challenged kenyon [414/1068] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:51:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/02/13 18:00:51] h00k [817/855] has challenged Myrtti [56/601] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:28:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/02/13 19:17:50] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:25 towards level 55.
[10/03/13 01:29:18] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:07 towards level 55.
[10/03/13 16:37:28] h00k [14/855] has come upon Koreth [1/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:30:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/04/13 06:58:31] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:02 towards level 55.
[10/06/13 02:18:05] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:27 towards level 55.
[10/06/13 04:16:42] h00k [144/855] has come upon Disori [300/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:11:56 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/07/13 20:38:30] Gerardon and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/13 22:34:15] h00k [352/855] has challenged IdleBot [829/1299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/09/13 14:07:43] h00k [501/867] has challenged nb_ff [439/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/10/13 16:54:19] dxrt [398/791] has come upon h00k [258/867] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:11:54 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[10/10/13 19:43:49] CornFly [324/463] has challenged h00k [765/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/10/13 22:45:37] IdleMaster [392/395] has challenged h00k [642/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:24:54 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/11/13 10:28:46] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:07 towards level 56.
[10/11/13 20:35:55] bairyn, Chenzw, Hans.Wurst, and h00k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/13 22:34:20] tmberg, woonack, and Mateusz [1211/2450] have team battled h00k, Zett, and RedW [1053/2132] and won! 0 days, 08:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/13 22:51:03] Spazturtle [130/474] has challenged h00k [772/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:58 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[10/11/13 23:22:00] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:21 towards level 56.
[10/12/13 04:52:19] RedW [83/727] has challenged h00k [249/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:12 is added to RedW's clock.
[10/12/13 05:04:01] h00k [686/867] has come upon irix [677/817] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:30:39 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/12/13 19:31:55] Zhaofeng_Li [56/350] has challenged h00k [94/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Zhaofeng_Li's clock.
[10/13/13 03:59:31] Hans.Wurst, zbart, and h00k [1211/1984] have team battled pwned, Grim, and Neal [1816/2437] and lost! 1 day, 22:57:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/13 00:27:39] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:12 towards level 56.
[10/14/13 16:39:47] h00k [185/867] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [201/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:56:06 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/14/13 18:48:33] grooverider, Munchington, and Satoshi [1976/2264] have team battled we6jbo, h00k, and nitzer [1189/1679] and won! 0 days, 22:59:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/13 00:33:25] thomas [5/8] has challenged h00k [866/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to thomas's clock.
[10/15/13 04:08:48] h00k [207/867] has challenged CFSworks [341/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/15/13 04:52:47] h00k, IdleMaster, and argus [1793/2175] have team battled Mateusz, numeral, and TauPan [340/1396] and won! 0 days, 07:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/13 08:16:08] tenc [109/122] has challenged h00k [24/867] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:58 is removed from tenc's clock.
[10/15/13 09:54:15] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:42 towards level 56.
[10/15/13 11:43:36] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/13 13:46:56] naori [629/889] has come upon h00k [81/867] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:45:52 is removed from naori's clock.
[10/16/13 13:46:56] naori has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:22:06 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/18/13 12:27:36] h00k [407/867] has challenged Koreth [394/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:45:14 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/20/13 04:31:07] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/13 17:39:57] OrranjJulius [434/601] has challenged h00k [396/869] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:24:19 is removed from OrranjJulius's clock.
[10/20/13 17:49:48] h00k [366/869] has come upon bairyn [486/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:23 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/21/13 08:43:30] sondove [297/410] has challenged h00k [162/869] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:09 is removed from sondove's clock.
[10/22/13 04:00:53] MontyZuma [477/739] has come upon h00k [244/863] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:36:36 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[10/22/13 09:36:23] Bombur and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/13 18:17:53] yasdorian [382/442] has challenged h00k [108/863] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[10/24/13 06:59:48] h00k [319/863] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [108/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:56:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/24/13 20:48:32] blizgerg, vegadark, and tmberg [1032/2347] have team battled h00k, Bender, and brendan [1952/2307] and lost! 4 days, 07:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/13 00:32:18] h00k [305/863] has challenged Bender [92/496] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:50:29 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/25/13 07:54:49] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:17:16 towards level 57.
[10/26/13 11:12:38] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:35:37 from level 57.
[10/26/13 19:13:40] h00k [300/863] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [264/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:00 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/27/13 06:13:07] Alfie [495/508] has come upon h00k [411/863] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:24:25 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[10/27/13 14:01:08] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:21 towards level 57.
[10/31/13 02:18:20] MontyZuma stole h00k's level 40 amulet while they were sleeping! MontyZuma leaves his old level 33 amulet behind, which h00k then takes.
[10/31/13 11:40:23] h00k [705/855] has challenged Dark-Fx [267/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:50:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/31/13 12:40:36] filinep [658/869] has challenged h00k [440/855] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:15:54 is removed from filinep's clock.
[10/31/13 19:48:10] h00k [596/855] has come upon Wayneoween [583/591] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:26:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/01/13 00:01:00] h00k was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:48 from level 57.
[11/03/13 01:54:24] h00k ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:28:27 from level 57.
[11/03/13 10:44:43] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:55 towards level 57.
[11/03/13 11:49:23] Odd, m0shbear, Jareeta, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/13 13:39:04] Z6, Fluttershy, and allo [1436/1843] have team battled h00k, we6jbo, and numeral [1542/1621] and lost! 0 days, 21:43:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/13 03:41:15] blizgerg [731/852] has come upon h00k [228/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:05:19 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/04/13 06:54:30] h00k [619/855] has come upon grooverider [596/891] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:03:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/04/13 12:04:47] numeral and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/13 17:59:25] h00k [622/855] has come upon Vostok [461/783] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:02:09 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/05/13 04:16:04] h00k bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:55 from level 57.
[11/05/13 17:53:08] Xpktro [28/70] has challenged h00k [74/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[11/05/13 21:59:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 3 days, 06:12:53 toward level 57.
[11/06/13 02:27:20] Godisme, [dmp], and kork [753/1579] have team battled h00k, panda007, and rasputo [1507/1705] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/13 03:30:34] tmberg stole h00k's level 262 pair of boots while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves his old level 47 pair of boots behind, which h00k then takes.
[11/06/13 13:14:30] brentwalther [349/403] has challenged h00k [322/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from brentwalther's clock.
[11/07/13 04:12:04] Godisme, Spazturtle, and idisjunction [857/1532] have team battled Toagac, Hans.Wurst, and h00k [990/1897] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/13 09:04:49] idisjunction, Godisme, and suiside [1412/2261] have team battled h00k, mthw, and argus [1341/1962] and won! 0 days, 03:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/13 10:47:58] h00k [214/867] has challenged Hans.Wurst [525/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/08/13 12:18:44] Xpktro [79/146] has challenged h00k [228/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[11/08/13 18:11:19] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:54:14 towards level 58.
[11/09/13 10:02:29] kork, Jareeta, and Fogel [1283/1965] have team battled h00k, zbart, and Krenz [389/1735] and won! 3 days, 14:05:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/13 14:33:13] archlich [229/613] has challenged h00k [390/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:08 is added to archlich's clock.
[11/09/13 21:51:14] SlackPtr [33/209] has challenged h00k [30/867] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from SlackPtr's clock.
[11/10/13 02:29:23] rmbell.the.great [18/672] has come upon h00k [615/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:33 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[11/10/13 04:52:03] XJR-9, sasaniak, and Dee [1289/1650] have team battled Jareeta, kork, and h00k [118/2189] and won! 0 days, 07:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 16:39:41] h00k [75/867] has challenged Z6 [295/499] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:13:54 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/11/13 07:28:34] h00k [541/867] has come upon Squid_Tamer [416/474] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:16:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/11/13 07:35:35] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:53 towards level 58.
[11/11/13 12:16:29] h00k EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:16:20 from level 58.
[11/12/13 02:58:27] archlich [373/632] has challenged h00k [487/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to archlich's clock.
[11/12/13 06:59:21] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:52:11 towards level 58.
[11/12/13 07:55:25] h00k [407/867] has come upon MontyZuma [432/738] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:01:19 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/12/13 08:31:49] Satoshi, greycat, and Ephod [699/2619] have team battled gipyelrah, h00k, and RedW [67/2628] and won! 0 days, 11:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 08:59:37] DarkGhost, cbeley, and Pici [439/1562] have team battled h00k, Ephur, and vegadark [2439/2805] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/13 11:08:35] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:10 towards level 58.
[11/13/13 15:44:44] h00k [757/867] has come upon Zett [454/538] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:52:59 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/14/13 20:27:36] naori [342/889] has come upon h00k [404/867] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:14:33 is added to naori's clock.
[11/14/13 20:50:41] Sheudecai and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/13 17:09:26] h00k [71/867] has challenged Boohbah [246/449] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:15:23 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/15/13 17:39:14] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:24 towards level 58.
[11/16/13 00:58:15] h00k [246/867] has come upon greycat [109/792] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:56:19 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/16/13 01:36:38] Ephur, neurospex, and Majak [536/2280] have team battled Sheudecai, D4CH_RPi, and h00k [994/1829] and lost! 2 days, 17:16:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 03:33:26] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:00 towards level 58.
[11/16/13 06:54:50] h00k [507/867] has come upon Fogel [280/643] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:27:21 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/17/13 11:30:06] Sheudecai and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/13 13:19:56] h00k was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:52:48 from level 58.
[11/17/13 20:00:57] h00k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:39 from level 58.
[11/18/13 01:30:04] h00k [826/867] has come upon cbeley [147/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:02 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/19/13 01:38:24] argus [669/944] has come upon h00k [705/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:41:58 is added to argus's clock.
[11/19/13 03:29:42] h00k [382/867] has challenged CornFly [294/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:26:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/19/13 08:30:57] Beavis [78/1005] has challenged h00k [83/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:05:03 is added to Beavis's clock.
[11/19/13 12:31:56] h00k [422/867] has challenged AxForest [137/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/20/13 03:13:01] Odd, Birdbones, and SpamMage [127/1774] have team battled SeySayux, h00k, and DanYELL [845/1671] and lost! 2 days, 15:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/13 05:16:10] elf, Majak, and Xpktro [283/1389] have team battled h00k, Gerdesas, and Iuz [1320/2337] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/13 13:53:07] h00k [296/867] has come upon YoloSwagtron [129/268] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/22/13 06:13:09] fbenoit [167/288] has challenged h00k [339/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to fbenoit's clock.
[11/22/13 18:41:16] Bailiman [236/267] has challenged h00k [110/867] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Bailiman's clock.
[11/22/13 22:51:04] rideh [99/240] has challenged h00k [828/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to rideh's clock.
[11/23/13 08:38:11] Darky [422/570] has come upon h00k [82/867] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:40:39 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/23/13 16:40:27] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:13 towards level 58.
[11/23/13 18:55:20] nexxy [250/288] has challenged h00k [663/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to nexxy's clock.
[11/24/13 03:38:53] panda007, woonack, and Cliph [130/1419] have team battled h00k, seisgatos, and Koreth [1615/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/13 06:17:57] h00k [195/895] has challenged Odd [247/434] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/25/13 14:01:41] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:35:43 from level 59.
[11/25/13 15:22:52] DanYELL, Cameron_D, and Wayneoween [962/1886] have team battled suterismus, h00k, and [dmp] [128/3057] and won! 0 days, 00:28:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 05:49:02] Bailiman and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 18:27:22] AbrahamLinksys and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 04:51:55] DemosDemon and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 04:52:43] h00k fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! h00k's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/13 10:19:08] Iuz [862/942] has challenged h00k [770/891] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:50:52 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[11/27/13 14:53:05] DemosDemon and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 19:49:04] Gerdesas, Charris, and elf [1487/1735] have team battled Cameron_D, dpk, and h00k [496/2428] and won! 3 days, 03:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 12:36:58] h00k [545/891] has come upon ahmiq [634/746] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:41:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/03/13 03:53:19] h00k [393/891] has challenged quantsini [65/318] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/03/13 04:09:13] DanYELL [332/369] has come upon h00k [299/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:57 is removed from DanYELL's clock.
[12/03/13 08:54:33] Str1ngS [357/511] has challenged h00k [721/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:31 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[12/03/13 11:21:19] greycat, sjefen6, and jmaugue [314/1692] have team battled ckinni, h00k, and Yankee [97/1980] and won! 10 days, 19:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/13 22:11:37] h00k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:48:05 from level 59.
[12/04/13 10:01:01] suiside [1280/1296] has challenged h00k [50/891] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:26:21 is removed from suiside's clock.
[12/05/13 15:08:33] ChiefRA [59/546] has challenged h00k [595/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:29 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[12/06/13 09:52:21] fwilson [3/240] has challenged h00k [77/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to fwilson's clock.
[12/06/13 14:25:13] Gullinborsti [102/197] has challenged h00k [765/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Gullinborsti's clock.
[12/07/13 16:10:24] archlich, MartinBlank, and Binkley [468/1160] have team battled dwfreed, h00k, and Kelet [1623/1800] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/13 16:20:46] h00k [890/891] has challenged grooverider [710/896] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:41:47 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/08/13 00:45:32] h00k and jessica have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/13 05:21:45] h00k got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:28 from level 59.
[12/08/13 11:17:00] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:51 towards level 59.
[12/08/13 16:01:38] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:12 towards level 59.
[12/09/13 19:23:42] h00k was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:43:42 from level 59.
[12/10/13 08:15:17] D4CH_RPi [461/566] has come upon h00k [363/891] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:46:55 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[12/11/13 03:32:41] archlich, BlastHardcheese, and h00k [1930/2352] have team battled GilbertErik, DemosDemon, and gipyelrah [460/1906] and won! 1 day, 22:25:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/13 08:32:28] h00k [105/864] has come upon iViLe [229/493] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:50:16 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/13/13 09:22:47] h00k sharpened the edge of his weapon! h00k's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/13 08:31:14] fester [38/526] has challenged h00k [782/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to fester's clock.
[12/17/13 01:50:42] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:17 towards level 59.
[12/17/13 12:22:27] Sheudecai [305/438] has challenged h00k [733/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:45:22 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[12/17/13 12:28:31] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:37 towards level 59.
[12/18/13 07:53:26] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:30 towards level 59.
[12/18/13 15:29:10] h00k [186/885] has challenged preflex [358/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/18/13 20:44:07] gipyelrah [57/874] has come upon h00k [476/885] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:19:22 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[12/18/13 22:30:52] h00k [138/885] has challenged Enub [273/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:13 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/19/13 02:29:34] Odd [427/434] has challenged h00k [595/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Odd's clock.
[12/21/13 09:17:05] Ttech, Fogel, and Enub [859/2229] have team battled h00k, LordFella, and dwfreed [528/2071] and won! 1 day, 14:06:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/13 20:35:02] Ttech [1118/1163] has come upon h00k [201/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:01:01 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/22/13 02:46:03] argus, D4CH_RPi, and h00k [1819/2408] have team battled jose, CFSworks, and charitwo [192/1756] and won! 1 day, 13:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/13 03:49:42] Odd [363/434] has challenged h00k [755/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:05 is added to Odd's clock.
[12/23/13 06:12:00] Killerkid, hawk, and h00k [1241/2312] have team battled mnemon, andy, and Croyd [609/1281] and won! 1 day, 02:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 20:32:45] jose [495/559] has come upon h00k [644/885] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:17 is added to jose's clock.
[12/26/13 08:40:34] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:21 towards level 59.
[12/26/13 14:43:12] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:02 towards level 59.
[12/28/13 00:40:12] h00k [475/885] has challenged Virtual [262/344] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:53:37 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/28/13 02:24:13] h00k [765/885] has challenged maybeHere [316/472] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:40:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/28/13 08:19:10] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/13 11:54:06] Vostok, filinep, and sjefen6 [1383/2096] have team battled h00k, allo, and mmhh [2154/2240] and lost! 0 days, 16:08:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/13 01:36:43] desspugne [246/641] has come upon h00k [505/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:25:58 is added to desspugne's clock.
[12/30/13 20:39:03] rmbell.the.great stole h00k's level 61 helm while they were sleeping! rmbell.the.great leaves his old level 49 helm behind, which h00k then takes.
[12/31/13 06:55:59] gideonstar [293/450] has come upon h00k [452/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:46 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[12/31/13 07:01:24] outofit [101/238] has challenged h00k [662/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to outofit's clock.
[12/31/13 20:46:38] h00k [299/872] has challenged vegadark [481/933] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:55:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/01/14 13:09:36] Cenhinen, idisjunction, and Spazturtle [689/1846] have team battled seek, jose, and h00k [1795/2520] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/14 13:56:31] h00k [429/872] has challenged woonack [557/840] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:52 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/03/14 00:13:02] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:46:25 towards level 60.
[01/03/14 10:01:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 4 days, 07:50:30 toward level 60.
[01/03/14 10:16:27] Nofew [42/451] has come upon h00k [262/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:45:43 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/07/14 05:21:11] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:27 from level 60.
[01/08/14 07:29:27] Prometheus [614/790] has challenged h00k [306/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:50 is removed from Prometheus's clock.
[01/09/14 14:26:34] Mustek, gipyelrah, and preflex [353/1624] have team battled nyislanders2121, h00k, and Ttech [279/2910] and won! 0 days, 06:30:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 02:18:32] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 13:46:34] Prometheus [649/790] has challenged h00k [588/872] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from Prometheus's clock.
[01/11/14 09:47:48] h00k [433/872] has challenged mthw [13/441] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:49:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/15/14 15:20:41] h00k, grooverider, and Charris [1847/2173] have team battled Bokkie, m0shbear, and TauPan [763/1377] and won! 3 days, 08:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 13:35:23] h00k [2/872] has come upon ovf [110/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/16/14 14:37:59] h00k [359/872] has come upon Fogel [149/659] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:42:39 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/17/14 17:24:56] MadHatter [35/441] has challenged h00k [375/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:58 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[01/19/14 01:31:26] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:38 towards level 60.
[01/20/14 13:25:27] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:19 towards level 60.
[01/20/14 14:42:34] h00k [617/872] has challenged Mateusz [470/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:11:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/20/14 16:40:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 4 days, 05:23:05 toward level 60.
[01/21/14 07:37:50] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:13 towards level 60.
[01/21/14 14:48:49] h00k [588/872] has challenged dwfreed [303/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:12:56 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/22/14 18:05:10] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:45 towards level 60.
[01/23/14 01:50:06] LordFella [119/854] has challenged h00k [142/872] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to LordFella's clock.
[01/23/14 08:59:50] jose [691/903] has challenged h00k [21/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:36 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/23/14 10:00:04] Majak [55/341] has challenged h00k [115/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:06:58 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/24/14 08:57:14] h00k [609/872] has challenged lolwut [148/567] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/25/14 06:36:39] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:46:44 towards level 61.
[01/25/14 21:35:48] h00k [23/872] has come upon LordFella [19/854] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:17:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/26/14 02:40:40] Nomminus [160/220] has challenged h00k [575/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Nomminus's clock.
[01/26/14 04:17:19] h00k [507/872] has challenged jmaugue [155/408] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:04:10 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/27/14 06:01:06] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:42:35 from level 61.
[01/27/14 13:34:07] AxForest [556/614] has come upon h00k [47/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:42:32 is removed from AxForest's clock.
[01/27/14 16:02:12] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:44:40 from level 61.
[01/27/14 21:04:06] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/14 07:43:36] archlich, blizgerg, and DemosDemon [988/2163] have team battled Gundorf, h00k, and rmbell.the.great [1816/1851] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/14 16:33:41] h00k [601/872] has challenged Alfie [316/566] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:48:11 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/29/14 06:37:30] blizgerg [382/864] has challenged h00k [801/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:56 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[01/29/14 20:02:52] Colty and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/14 23:49:42] Plasmastar and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 21:24:52] h00k and MartinBlank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/14 01:01:38] h00k [35/872] has challenged Spazturtle [539/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:19:23 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/02/14 02:51:34] h00k [709/872] has come upon Fluttershy [232/410] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:38:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/04/14 18:37:45] Daft, DarkGhost, and h00k [1538/1934] have team battled ozatomic, Bokkie, and Robocop [17/606] and won! 0 days, 06:14:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 01:04:43] Furry and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 06:21:19] h00k [30/872] has challenged Krenz [467/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/05/14 16:56:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 6 days, 04:51:35 toward level 61.
[02/05/14 17:50:18] h00k [328/872] has come upon Furry [454/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:47:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/06/14 03:20:58] h00k and Nayru have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/14 22:31:35] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:40 towards level 61.
[02/07/14 00:31:48] AngryParsley [92/892] has challenged h00k [652/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:06 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[02/07/14 10:21:56] Charris, SpamMage, and Prometheus [1722/1855] have team battled filinep, tmberg, and h00k [2275/2641] and lost! 1 day, 17:22:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/14 13:09:58] zinya [51/521] has challenged h00k [24/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:17:41 is removed from zinya's clock.
[02/21/14 14:10:11] h00k [419/872] has challenged XenGi [173/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:46:18 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/25/14 00:34:12] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:26 from level 61.
[02/25/14 01:45:56] h00k bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:03 from level 61.
[02/25/14 11:54:43] Devrim [49/184] has challenged h00k [713/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Devrim's clock.
[02/28/14 08:15:27] h00k [705/872] has challenged woonack [179/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:40:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/28/14 09:32:37] teiresias, gylgamesh, and naori [1334/1830] have team battled Ulrich, h00k, and Nathan [826/1987] and won! 0 days, 10:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/14 16:22:40] h00k [95/872] has challenged Wayneoween [313/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:13 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/01/14 17:22:56] c0de [445/514] has challenged h00k [332/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:22:24 is removed from c0de's clock.
[03/03/14 04:31:26] h00k [609/872] has challenged kenyon [916/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:22 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/03/14 07:09:33] h00k [615/872] has challenged Eksarion [59/366] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:37 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/04/14 06:33:46] paysties and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/14 11:52:14] MontyZuma [415/790] has come upon h00k [253/872] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:24:13 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[03/04/14 14:30:08] simple [355/405] has come upon h00k [308/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:21:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/14 21:07:05] yawgmoth [7/10] has challenged h00k [776/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/07/14 22:37:59] h00k lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:19:54 from level 62.
[03/08/14 01:53:57] junktext and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/14 13:03:11] h00k [42/872] has challenged Charris [1/386] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:52:38 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/09/14 10:23:33] h00k [352/872] has come upon ElectRo [2/1296] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:15:57 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/09/14 21:22:18] h00k broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:19:26 from level 62.
[03/09/14 21:53:13] AndroidVaan [215/465] has challenged h00k [185/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from AndroidVaan's clock.
[03/09/14 21:53:13] AndroidVaan has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:42:16 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/10/14 11:30:44] Meistarin [3/470] has come upon h00k [157/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:20:58 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[03/11/14 23:55:40] kk4pou [0/1] has challenged h00k [503/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to kk4pou's clock.
[03/13/14 00:30:06] seisgatos [319/537] has challenged h00k [515/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:55 is added to seisgatos's clock.
[03/13/14 03:09:48] kk4pou [135/163] has challenged h00k [721/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to kk4pou's clock.
[03/13/14 20:55:10] h00k [795/872] has come upon pfoley [100/658] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:22:58 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/14/14 03:30:39] Fede [206/330] has challenged h00k [527/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Fede's clock.
[03/14/14 11:31:31] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:48:58 from level 62.
[03/20/14 07:51:33] h00k and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 13:55:31] h00k [85/872] has come upon Shayanjm [120/309] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:40:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/20/14 17:43:43] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:25 towards level 62.
[03/21/14 05:01:15] CFSworks [483/690] has challenged h00k [87/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[03/22/14 02:46:35] IdleMaster [26/424] has come upon h00k [266/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:04:11 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/22/14 05:10:12] h00k [86/872] has come upon pants [154/486] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:09:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/22/14 07:19:13] AxForest [375/608] has come upon h00k [54/872] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:58:13 is removed from AxForest's clock.
[03/22/14 07:50:33] Shayanjm [3/331] has challenged h00k [318/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[03/22/14 09:37:16] gipyelrah [787/930] has come upon h00k [165/872] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:26:52 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[03/22/14 15:07:21] CornFly [77/447] has come upon h00k [125/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:04 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/23/14 16:31:38] kensington [441/449] has come upon h00k [239/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:24:57 is removed from kensington's clock.
[03/24/14 17:17:43] h00k, irix, and PiotrekD [1231/2144] have team battled brendan, Disori, and Reaper [1774/2180] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/14 06:38:40] jca [144/211] has come upon h00k [448/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:01 is added to jca's clock.
[03/26/14 14:54:22] Spazturtle [491/756] has challenged h00k [151/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:51 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[03/26/14 21:56:11] h00k [383/872] has challenged brendan [534/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/27/14 03:44:28] h00k [781/872] has come upon rym_ [337/341] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:24:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/28/14 08:10:26] ElectRo, XJR-9, ovf, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/14 12:09:16] h00k [547/872] has challenged Str1ngS [172/407] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:54:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/29/14 01:05:04] paysties and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/14 19:43:00] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:56 towards level 62.
[03/29/14 22:20:28] h00k [442/872] has challenged Kinsmir [382/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:06 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/30/14 03:10:46] mamarley [88/468] has challenged h00k [32/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[03/31/14 12:20:18] Hans.Wurst [41/780] has challenged h00k [630/872] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[04/01/14 10:41:02] h00k [715/872] has come upon dxrt [809/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/01/14 17:33:10] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/14 05:35:02] gylgamesh, h00k, and Krenz [311/1895] have team battled charitwo, greycat, and Jens [1183/1799] and lost! 0 days, 06:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/14 10:51:31] h00k reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/14 12:35:44] pfoley, gipyelrah, BlastHardcheese, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/14 12:35:44] h00k [570/875] has come upon pfoley [321/658] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:14 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/02/14 14:53:26] Avon, TauPan, and Krenz [877/1551] have team battled Zifre, gipyelrah, and h00k [275/2181] and won! 0 days, 06:18:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/14 15:47:35] h00k [183/875] has come upon Yako [97/262] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/03/14 02:55:32] gideonstar [339/477] has challenged h00k [41/875] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:13:07 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[04/03/14 14:03:27] h00k [385/875] has come upon gylgamesh [297/489] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/05/14 02:05:26] brendan, Kinsmir, and Killerkid [1705/1914] have team battled h00k, Nayru, and Ttech [1158/2482] and won! 2 days, 18:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/14 10:10:56] h00k [322/875] has challenged dxrt [585/827] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/06/14 12:01:46] mamarley and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/14 22:17:42] yasdorian and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/14 15:54:41] Chotaz, pekster, and desspugne [873/1450] have team battled IdleMaster, h00k, and Virtual [1087/2412] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/14 23:25:39] h00k [392/875] has challenged neurospex [665/1039] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:32:17 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/12/14 03:19:15] prattmic, h00k, and aucg [66/1970] have team battled Sir_Lemming, BlastHardcheese, and keeper_c [2061/2590] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/14 19:50:51] Wayneoween [562/618] has challenged h00k [512/875] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:42:26 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[04/26/14 22:30:04] IdleMaster, tsh, and prattmic [745/1813] have team battled h00k, mostlybadfly, and Braque [920/1483] and lost! 0 days, 19:35:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/14 00:04:59] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:17:02 towards level 63.
[04/29/14 14:45:51] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:34:51 from level 63.
[04/30/14 06:24:28] h00k [526/875] has come upon sasaniak [281/728] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:39:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/30/14 21:32:04] h00k [476/875] has come upon sartan [572/924] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:11:46 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/01/14 14:33:11] KennyG [38/234] has challenged h00k [815/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to KennyG's clock.
[05/02/14 11:09:39] h00k [237/875] has come upon Ninji [164/254] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:43:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/03/14 05:38:02] Plasmastar [401/476] has challenged h00k [361/875] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:10:09 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[05/03/14 06:49:21] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:20 towards level 63.
[05/19/14 12:47:39] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:09 towards level 63.
[05/19/14 13:10:00] jmaugue and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/14 21:14:30] prattmic, idleOne, and Ttech [2261/2590] have team battled sbp, h00k, and suterismus [717/2978] and won! 1 day, 02:06:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/14 16:29:03] yasdorian and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/14 07:42:36] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/14 10:01:13] h00k [617/875] has challenged nitzer [141/482] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:46:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/28/14 16:39:14] charitwo [249/504] has challenged h00k [9/875] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:06:54 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[05/28/14 19:58:48] PiotrekD and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/14 03:09:37] nickware [350/386] has challenged h00k [405/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to nickware's clock.
[05/29/14 06:52:29] Barry, Yankee, and m0shbear [8/1936] have team battled Thurro, h00k, and Ninji [723/1306] and lost! 1 day, 00:13:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/14 08:44:08] h00k [257/875] has challenged suterismus [777/1253] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:28:28 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/29/14 12:03:41] h00k [609/875] has come upon Wayneoween [298/599] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:09:55 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/29/14 18:20:56] h00k, woonack, and Wayneoween [1972/2234] have team battled dindinx, argus, and Gyran [1360/1683] and won! 3 days, 06:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/14 16:06:01] archlich [460/660] has come upon h00k [153/875] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:24:09 is removed from archlich's clock.
[05/31/14 02:36:03] gipyelrah, BlastHardcheese, and h00k [1105/2729] have team battled jca, ChiefRA, and Sixbierehomme [1306/1342] and lost! 2 days, 08:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/14 02:48:13] rainbowdash [178/280] has challenged h00k [804/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to rainbowdash's clock.
[07/29/14 14:06:01] Fluttershy [173/210] has challenged h00k [546/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/30/14 06:28:53] h00k [399/875] has challenged abrkn [34/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:12:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/30/14 11:19:45] discopig [297/392] has challenged h00k [540/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to discopig's clock.
[07/30/14 12:28:24] heatbrr [13/14] has challenged h00k [439/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to heatbrr's clock.
[07/30/14 13:40:53] Cooter [16/100] has come upon h00k [130/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:27 is added to Cooter's clock.
[08/01/14 05:41:53] Meistarin [500/864] has challenged h00k [825/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:41 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[08/01/14 14:22:38] h00k, argus, and Cooter [20/1871] have team battled Ennd, sjefen6, and Gunther [766/1195] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/14 15:12:18] Trondby, Darky, and h00k [1668/1742] have team battled droogie, kaplejon, and discopig [275/1466] and won! 0 days, 01:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/14 04:06:44] Cooter [186/209] has challenged h00k [661/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Cooter's clock.
[08/02/14 10:43:19] rww [23/181] has challenged h00k [708/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to rww's clock.
[08/03/14 19:02:17] h00k and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/14 08:21:19] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:15 towards level 63.
[08/04/14 14:53:42] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:11 from level 63.
[08/04/14 21:50:43] dindinx and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/14 19:19:58] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:43 towards level 63.
[08/07/14 01:41:38] pfoley, h00k, sjefen6, and G33KY have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/14 14:49:19] SchrodingersScat [8/690] has challenged h00k [512/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/08/14 01:24:53] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:55 towards level 63.
[08/08/14 16:31:36] irix [310/851] has come upon h00k [670/875] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:42:36 is added to irix's clock.
[08/09/14 13:59:07] simple, Zarthus, and Revi [453/1432] have team battled Ttech, TheRub, and h00k [1916/2500] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/14 17:20:11] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:41 towards level 63.
[08/09/14 17:21:23] brimstone [167/346] has come upon h00k [651/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:41:04 is added to brimstone's clock.
[08/10/14 06:13:23] h00k [36/875] has come upon SchrodingersScat [374/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:06 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/11/14 04:55:33] h00k [484/913] has challenged paramourne [45/284] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:01:58 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/11/14 06:38:41] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/14 14:17:05] AKBlindy [265/396] has challenged h00k [748/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[08/11/14 14:17:17] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:08 towards level 64.
[08/11/14 22:10:00] bl4ckscor3 [75/339] has challenged h00k [278/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/11/14 23:19:37] h00k was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:16:59 from level 64.
[08/13/14 14:58:01] h00k [855/913] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [58/356] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:01:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/13/14 17:03:13] Str1ngS, h00k, and seek [843/2062] have team battled Fluttershy, droogie, and MetaNova [1230/1264] and lost! 0 days, 17:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/14 19:13:39] charitwo, Simie, and h00k [967/2256] have team battled brentwalther, honkybonky, and Tenorman [454/2274] and won! 3 days, 08:46:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/14 19:55:20] h00k had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:33:09 towards level 64.
[08/15/14 04:39:56] h00k [4/913] has come upon Tenorman [373/792] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:16:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/15/14 17:14:07] bigjay and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/14 22:44:58] h00k [496/913] has come upon Flynn [483/484] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:37:03 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/22/14 15:27:14] Cysioland [64/295] has challenged h00k [195/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[08/24/14 09:50:34] h00k [37/913] has challenged yasdorian [22/663] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:24:56 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/24/14 15:17:59] disk [2/35] has challenged h00k [875/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to disk's clock.
[08/25/14 06:47:47] argus and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/14 07:51:32] greycat, h00k, and a1291762 [292/2405] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, brentwalther, and digitaldonk [493/2664] and lost! 1 day, 01:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/14 16:22:22] h00k [455/913] has come upon advocatus [213/243] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:05:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/27/14 01:11:02] h00k [209/915] has challenged filinep [183/435] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:59:22 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/27/14 14:30:06] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:56 towards level 64.
[09/09/14 09:43:59] Ouchy [4/14] has challenged h00k [402/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Ouchy's clock.
[09/09/14 15:44:44] Arcticfox48 [21/52] has challenged h00k [454/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Arcticfox48's clock.
[09/10/14 01:23:12] h00k [336/915] has come upon paklido [70/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:56:45 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/10/14 02:14:13] h00k [785/915] has come upon nfsnobody [255/273] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:42:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/11/14 04:25:50] charitwo [50/474] has challenged h00k [831/915] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:25:30 is added to charitwo's clock.
[09/11/14 12:46:14] h00k and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/14 20:19:48] h00k had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:21 towards level 64.
[09/11/14 23:03:57] h00k [909/915] has come upon Birdbones [814/889] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:03 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/12/14 05:56:34] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:03 towards level 64.
[09/12/14 09:51:31] cxz, IdleMaster, h00k, and charitwo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/14 11:04:39] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:26 towards level 64.
[09/13/14 14:44:26] Troxa [41/42] has challenged h00k [599/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to Troxa's clock.
[09/14/14 08:49:05] h00k [505/940] has challenged pants [432/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/14/14 14:11:17] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:26 towards level 64.
[09/14/14 15:41:05] vrillusions, mostlybadfly, Fluttershy, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/14 17:01:21] mthw, suterismus, and h00k [2195/2818] have team battled kensington, cxz, and jeaye [1074/1420] and won! 0 days, 08:37:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/14 12:51:34] Cooter, gideonstar, and ajhgfa [1269/1572] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, cxz, and h00k [1708/1829] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 19:48:13] Zifre and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/14 07:06:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 14:25:52 toward level 64.
[09/20/14 04:31:18] h00k [425/940] has challenged IdleMaster [447/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/20/14 11:44:23] elf, h00k, and brentwalther [1881/2650] have team battled sasaniak, Rarity, and ElectRo [2083/2490] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/14 07:19:21] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:28 from level 64.
[09/29/14 10:30:58] h00k [905/940] has challenged SchrodingersScat [350/798] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:55:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/01/14 07:00:23] SCSi, simple, and CornFly [1549/1649] have team battled m0shbear, PiotrekD, and h00k [1292/2469] and won! 2 days, 18:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/14 07:12:38] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:44:57 towards level 65.
[10/01/14 18:18:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 31 days, 00:43:54 from level 65.
[10/02/14 04:42:47] Vargink [377/444] has challenged h00k [394/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Vargink's clock.
[10/02/14 12:36:51] h00k [99/940] has come upon pekster [51/541] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:03:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/03/14 05:25:14] Gunther [62/557] has challenged h00k [544/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:05 is added to Gunther's clock.
[10/04/14 09:32:36] h00k [899/940] has challenged keeper_c [63/1019] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:34:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/05/14 00:07:29] fattrat [190/408] has come upon h00k [357/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:21 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/06/14 11:45:42] h00k [7/940] has challenged Jens [482/801] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:28:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/08/14 22:10:25] SlowRiot and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/14 04:20:47] VonGuard [193/517] has come upon h00k [572/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:31 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[10/11/14 12:18:01] pants and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/14 16:05:31] kapitanluffy, charitwo, and lipek [693/2022] have team battled sartan, h00k, and Frogging101 [1302/2342] and lost! 0 days, 18:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/14 20:45:00] yawgmoth, _stink_, and h00k [234/1898] have team battled Cypher, CornFly, and Flynn [1211/1552] and lost! 0 days, 14:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/14 15:46:16] ReGan [199/457] has come upon h00k [585/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:56 is added to ReGan's clock.
[10/12/14 21:24:08] Krenz [280/847] has come upon h00k [490/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:58 is added to Krenz's clock.
[10/13/14 01:57:46] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:48:24 from level 65.
[10/14/14 23:00:02] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:03:28 from level 65.
[10/15/14 00:26:38] andrewhuntley [117/354] has challenged h00k [781/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to andrewhuntley's clock.
[10/15/14 03:51:05] Nayru and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 05:15:24] h00k set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:27:19 from level 65.
[10/16/14 11:55:32] Babar, aarontc, and vegadark [866/1934] have team battled simple, h00k, and Troxa [608/1831] and won! 3 days, 15:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 19:04:03] h00k [180/940] has challenged CornFly [150/470] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:00:12 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/17/14 05:48:07] Valkor and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 08:36:09] AKBlindy [466/533] has come upon h00k [600/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:32:20 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[10/17/14 08:36:09] AKBlindy [29/533] has come upon h00k [728/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:13:02 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[10/17/14 12:08:55] FenrirWolf [93/426] has come upon h00k [18/940] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:24:52 is removed from FenrirWolf's clock.
[10/17/14 12:49:34] h00k, brendan, and dindinx [1407/1849] have team battled gipyelrah, MontyZuma, and ChiefRA [467/2335] and won! 1 day, 02:54:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/14 05:54:26] classicBastid [196/261] has challenged h00k [834/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to classicBastid's clock.
[10/19/14 00:21:43] Vargink [54/457] has challenged h00k [124/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:30 is added to Vargink's clock.
[10/19/14 12:10:49] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:01:43 towards level 65.
[10/20/14 10:54:48] Killerkid, Kabaka, h00k, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/14 13:45:54] Tronsha, brian448, and soverycoolyeah [341/1077] have team battled h00k, MontyZuma, and Yankee [831/2508] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/14 02:00:53] Xpktro, h00k, and Barry [1067/1920] have team battled yano, SCSi, and SirMonkeybox [406/2097] and won! 3 days, 14:40:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/14 18:33:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 08:16:34 toward level 65.
[10/30/14 03:48:23] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:26 towards level 65.
[10/30/14 07:34:10] Trondby, dindinx, and Revi [388/1611] have team battled L235, SirMonkeybox, and h00k [134/1880] and won! 0 days, 05:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/14 06:16:58] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:02 towards level 65.
[11/01/14 14:45:30] sjefen6, lipek, and XJR-9 [242/2138] have team battled Birdbones, Majak, and h00k [788/2128] and lost! 3 days, 03:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/14 14:59:19] godog, brentwalther, and Vandervir [140/1493] have team battled clonak, h00k, and ElectRo [1665/2761] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/14 21:21:52] droogie, Adar, clonak, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/14 08:17:24] h00k [748/940] has challenged shandor [191/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/03/14 20:13:25] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:39 towards level 65.
[11/04/14 18:27:50] h00k [855/940] has challenged soverycoolyeah [5/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:47 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/06/14 04:08:58] Meistarin [842/867] has come upon h00k [838/940] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:08:59 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[11/06/14 04:08:58] Meistarin has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:03:52 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/11/14 15:30:45] h00k [440/940] has come upon Plasmastar [370/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:36:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/12/14 06:10:30] pants and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/14 00:56:15] m0shbear, gipyelrah, and Alfie [188/2234] have team battled Vandervir, h00k, and elf [668/2092] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:33 is added to their clocks.

[11/15/14 08:18:42] brentwalther [756/839] has come upon h00k [131/940] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:41:21 is removed from brentwalther's clock.
[11/17/14 01:20:42] Kartoffelsuppe [347/467] has come upon h00k [706/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:49 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[11/20/14 09:13:55] EvilSoul [139/253] has challenged h00k [147/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to EvilSoul's clock.
[11/21/14 08:06:38] h00k [810/940] has come upon CornFly [462/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:39 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/22/14 07:26:13] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:16 towards level 65.
[11/23/14 01:40:17] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:42 towards level 65.
[11/23/14 06:17:52] Frogging101 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/14 15:18:40] h00k [566/940] has come upon Lenny [711/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/24/14 19:08:39] double stole h00k's level 74 shield while they were sleeping! double leaves his old level 28 shield behind, which h00k then takes.
[11/24/14 21:17:18] BrrZ [7/12] has challenged h00k [692/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to BrrZ's clock.
[11/25/14 08:05:24] h00k [21/889] has challenged Cysioland [587/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:34 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/30/14 21:48:14] h00k [121/889] has challenged edo [362/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:20 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/01/14 06:45:04] shandor, pekster, and allo [1275/1602] have team battled Cameron_D, dxrt, and h00k [740/2819] and won! 0 days, 12:05:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/14 04:58:27] TheRub [27/401] has challenged h00k [288/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:39:10 is added to TheRub's clock.
[12/02/14 09:11:57] Jon [68/78] has challenged h00k [491/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Jon's clock.
[12/02/14 21:53:41] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:57 towards level 65.
[12/03/14 08:48:37] h00k [347/889] has challenged EvilSoul [318/373] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:50:12 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/03/14 23:06:03] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:54:31 towards level 66.
[12/04/14 11:39:14] h00k [731/889] has come upon Cameron_D [344/1030] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:27:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/05/14 05:21:56] Virtual [259/1125] has challenged h00k [648/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:29:43 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/06/14 05:05:22] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:38 towards level 66.
[12/10/14 05:16:45] pants and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/14 14:19:50] fattrat [99/473] has come upon h00k [414/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:40 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/11/14 16:12:33] droogie [61/834] has challenged h00k [521/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to droogie's clock.
[12/13/14 19:17:03] h00k, Totengeist, and Jens [1030/2222] have team battled Yankee, Misza, and GilbertErik [49/1454] and won! 1 day, 22:46:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/14 20:20:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 2 days, 07:47:20 toward level 66.
[12/14/14 04:31:44] h00k [355/889] has challenged zid [428/465] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:40:22 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/14/14 07:04:35] pfoley, grooverider, and h00k [692/2497] have team battled Glorfindel, Ed, and r00f [758/1299] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/14 07:18:45] ruan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 15:51:12] h00k [58/889] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [472/488] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:14:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/17/14 07:17:28] h00k ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:21:28 from level 66.
[12/17/14 15:59:00] h00k [600/889] has challenged iViLe [178/544] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:38:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/18/14 08:32:19] h00k [819/889] has come upon Cypher [201/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:16:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/19/14 16:25:11] argus, Cypher, and G33KY [239/2037] have team battled Avon, Weedle, and h00k [2468/2617] and lost! 1 day, 12:12:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/14 20:16:07] h00k [393/889] has challenged Tenorman [406/815] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:44:15 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/21/14 12:48:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 06:11:39 from level 66.
[12/22/14 03:28:45] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/14 08:56:54] h00k reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/14 08:04:43] verrbot [357/498] has come upon h00k [647/892] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:50 is added to verrbot's clock.
[12/25/14 07:51:55] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:46:52 from level 66.
[12/25/14 15:24:31] h00k [14/892] has challenged honkybonky [451/681] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:50:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/06/15 07:45:19] MadHatter [130/497] has come upon h00k [164/892] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:18:38 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[01/06/15 17:38:38] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:49 towards level 66.
[01/07/15 14:28:44] h00k got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:21:24 from level 66.
[01/07/15 16:17:38] pipework, L235, and h00k [123/1753] have team battled Sixbierehomme, sedrik, and Toagac [536/1908] and lost! 1 day, 17:40:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/15 20:34:49] jse [1/83] has challenged h00k [738/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to jse's clock.
[01/07/15 22:23:40] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:40:22 towards level 66.
[01/08/15 14:05:37] a1291762 [629/727] has challenged h00k [204/892] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[01/08/15 21:44:09] shandor [56/636] has come upon h00k [774/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:23 is added to shandor's clock.
[01/09/15 14:26:00] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:23:49 from level 66.
[01/12/15 13:02:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 19 days, 08:39:17 toward level 66.
[01/13/15 21:57:53] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:16 towards level 66.
[01/14/15 08:51:07] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:49 towards level 66.
[01/14/15 09:49:15] damyan [11/59] has challenged h00k [553/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to damyan's clock.
[01/14/15 13:17:55] Chompy [7/18] has challenged h00k [22/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Chompy's clock.
[01/15/15 04:57:24] neo [484/769] has challenged h00k [381/892] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:21:37 is removed from neo's clock.
[01/21/15 19:59:31] tiwake, vrillusions, Adar, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/15 14:49:03] Doctor [217/808] has challenged h00k [133/892] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:47:39 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[01/24/15 06:53:29] pekster [292/562] has challenged h00k [2/892] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:33:25 is removed from pekster's clock.
[01/24/15 08:27:12] Plasmastar and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/15 02:00:27] seanmnaes, grooverider, and Avon [1784/2306] have team battled charitwo, G33KY, and h00k [2117/2154] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/15 02:05:34] lipek [782/1036] has challenged h00k [79/892] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:10:06 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/26/15 11:46:58] h00k [852/892] has come upon BlastHardcheese [276/928] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/27/15 15:15:47] h00k [308/892] has challenged PiotrekD [131/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/28/15 17:45:04] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:33 towards level 66.
[01/29/15 08:25:28] NezumiRyu [52/207] has challenged h00k [870/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[01/30/15 12:34:20] h00k [778/892] has challenged Misza [85/496] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:41:02 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/31/15 08:47:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 35 days, 03:07:23 toward level 67.
[01/31/15 23:50:46] h00k [274/892] has come upon SchrodingersScat [292/498] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:20:45 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/31/15 23:52:52] h00k [776/892] has come upon SchrodingersScat [378/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:47:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/01/15 03:29:18] h00k [331/892] has come upon NightExcessive [397/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:09:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/01/15 05:40:55] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:02 towards level 67.
[02/02/15 23:51:33] simple [479/522] has challenged h00k [115/892] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:50:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/03/15 04:21:52] h00k [573/892] has come upon ajhgfa [127/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:36:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/03/15 20:57:51] h00k [657/892] has challenged Lucien [326/406] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:28:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/03/15 22:57:36] Cenhinen [383/512] has come upon h00k [662/892] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:51:05 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[02/03/15 22:58:24] Majak [358/399] has challenged h00k [379/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:21:31 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/04/15 16:56:07] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:00 towards level 67.
[02/04/15 19:59:21] Kartoffelsuppe [349/635] has come upon h00k [541/892] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:39 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[02/06/15 06:18:59] h00k [877/892] has challenged ReGan [146/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/06/15 12:55:34] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:09 towards level 67.
[02/07/15 08:12:56] h00k [745/892] has come upon Jareeta [795/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/07/15 09:54:48] h00k, Cenhinen, and charitwo [321/1896] have team battled prattmic, twohlix, and sjefen6 [12/1724] and won! 0 days, 19:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/15 04:34:41] h00k [60/892] has challenged Pici [529/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/08/15 08:54:16] double [378/614] has challenged h00k [103/892] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:40:49 is removed from double's clock.
[02/09/15 10:30:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 21:46:52 toward level 67.
[02/09/15 16:27:03] h00k [476/892] has come upon Charris [7/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:05:58 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/10/15 11:20:37] h00k [753/892] has come upon SirMonkeybox [185/797] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/10/15 18:40:52] h00k [16/892] has come upon SchrodingersScat [352/489] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/10/15 19:42:59] h00k [97/892] has challenged Cypher [140/592] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/11/15 05:20:35] Lightstalker [364/529] has challenged h00k [336/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from Lightstalker's clock.
[02/11/15 14:04:27] h00k was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:04:28 from level 68.
[02/11/15 18:15:23] h00k [13/892] has come upon Ladon [68/381] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:16:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/12/15 11:26:32] Sixbierehomme [265/647] has challenged h00k [8/892] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[02/12/15 14:19:32] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:30:44 towards level 68.
[02/12/15 17:57:19] h00k, PersonalJ, and Birdbones [470/2223] have team battled Crazycatlady, Misza, and blizgerg [1514/1595] and lost! 1 day, 11:24:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/15 02:00:22] Plasmastar, Kartoffelsuppe, and allo [462/1602] have team battled BlastHardcheese, h00k, and kenyon [571/3006] and lost! 2 days, 11:26:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/15 22:59:07] h00k lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:24:43 from level 68.
[02/16/15 18:44:41] h00k [869/892] has challenged jeaye [103/619] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:11:01 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/16/15 18:44:41] h00k has dealt jeaye a Critical Strike! 8 days, 10:16:42 is added to jeaye's clock.
[02/16/15 21:45:39] h00k [130/892] has challenged twohlix [318/570] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:48:28 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/16/15 23:46:17] dwfreed and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 04:02:16] ProgramMax [0/8] has challenged h00k [717/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to ProgramMax's clock.
[02/18/15 13:58:54] jeaye [123/619] has challenged h00k [430/892] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:12:05 is added to jeaye's clock.
[02/18/15 19:00:37] h00k [140/892] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [180/495] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:00:06 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/19/15 01:31:54] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:09:28 towards level 68.
[02/19/15 23:11:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 13 days, 04:32:35 toward level 68.
[02/20/15 09:02:00] yasdorian and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 16:27:21] Agent86 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/15 19:25:04] h00k [293/892] has challenged Opie [25/251] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:48:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/22/15 20:39:07] Majak, prattmic, and Meistarin [2014/2019] have team battled h00k, Wyverna, and vegadark [1460/1889] and won! 4 days, 02:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/15 16:58:26] Crazycatlady and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/15 21:47:03] sparrowhawk [67/299] has challenged h00k [381/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[02/26/15 18:17:39] h00k [819/892] has come upon Sixbierehomme [63/647] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:24:07 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/27/15 05:21:57] TROGDOR, sedrik, and Crysters [534/1472] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, jholtom, and h00k [1456/2114] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/15 05:49:19] h00k [207/892] has come upon tiwake [209/942] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:42:22 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/27/15 07:10:41] h00k [519/892] has challenged MontyZuma [49/914] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:13:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/28/15 07:32:07] reim, h00k, and nitzer [545/1781] have team battled Eksarion, Beavis, and a1291762 [1533/2119] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/15 10:57:11] Meistarin, h00k, and tmberg [1405/2638] have team battled shandor, jbroome, and Crazycatlady [1035/1586] and won! 3 days, 11:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/15 02:10:34] paramourne [110/312] has come upon h00k [830/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:15:36 is added to paramourne's clock.
[03/01/15 13:29:24] h00k [95/892] has challenged renopt [336/422] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:05:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/01/15 23:59:41] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:28 towards level 68.
[03/03/15 02:32:23] ganja [213/411] has challenged h00k [172/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from ganja's clock.
[03/03/15 02:32:23] ganja has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:59:13 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/03/15 14:46:38] riv [52/239] has challenged h00k [531/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to riv's clock.
[03/05/15 20:02:01] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:34:58 from level 68.
[03/06/15 05:56:41] Akiyuki [105/428] has challenged h00k [328/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[03/06/15 09:04:31] mmhh, suterismus, and Eiam [1000/2072] have team battled Doctor, h00k, and argus [1946/2475] and lost! 2 days, 01:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/15 06:08:53] h00k and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/15 14:50:33] h00k [319/892] has come upon csssuf [44/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:48:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/08/15 22:01:29] G33KY, h00k, and LordH [358/2114] have team battled keepermurf, yond, and strugart [265/2074] and won! 2 days, 03:06:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/15 01:31:44] jholtom [336/504] has challenged h00k [131/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:26:37 is removed from jholtom's clock.
[03/09/15 05:08:39] h00k [437/892] has come upon riv [128/240] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/09/15 10:18:44] h00k [543/892] has come upon honkybonky [474/689] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:42:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/09/15 20:33:33] h00k [205/892] has come upon Inaer [158/167] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:55 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/11/15 01:50:20] riv [113/263] has challenged h00k [609/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to riv's clock.
[03/11/15 09:24:31] bl4ckscor3, damyan, and charitwo [335/1395] have team battled Alfie, h00k, and cirdan [1919/2402] and lost! 1 day, 16:01:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/15 09:50:26] Nofew and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/15 15:53:15] h00k [230/892] has challenged Ladon [314/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:49 is added to h00k's clock.

[03/12/15 23:39:02] Wir [126/334] has come upon h00k [565/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:58 is added to Wir's clock.
[03/14/15 07:15:19] h00k [619/892] has challenged sasaniak [335/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:44:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/14/15 10:49:07] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:46 towards level 68.
[03/15/15 20:28:51] h00k reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/15 23:14:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 16:10:39 toward level 68.
[03/17/15 15:46:27] naw [60/529] has come upon h00k [700/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:04:26 is added to naw's clock.
[03/20/15 20:28:23] talso, zid, Budzogan, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/15 23:30:14] vexn [7/80] has challenged h00k [80/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to vexn's clock.
[03/21/15 03:30:49] h00k [216/895] has challenged identd [251/913] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/22/15 17:51:44] h00k and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/15 05:10:24] neo, Virtual, and ElectRo [440/3165] have team battled TheNumb, h00k, and yond [1435/1953] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/15 23:21:31] zouave [125/328] has challenged h00k [412/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to zouave's clock.
[03/24/15 14:46:49] suterismus, ElectRo, and h00k [1923/3322] have team battled jholtom, a1291762, and Nayru [1593/1723] and won! 8 days, 19:28:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/15 15:25:06] h00k [382/895] has come upon Nayru [424/513] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:42:48 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/24/15 18:24:11] NightRabbit [215/220] has challenged h00k [842/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to NightRabbit's clock.
[03/24/15 18:52:56] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:54:18 towards level 69.
[03/25/15 09:04:57] Adar and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/15 09:47:47] Lenny [313/1034] has challenged h00k [820/895] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:01:49 is added to Lenny's clock.
[03/26/15 05:54:45] h00k [214/895] has challenged Flynn [29/880] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:31:41 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/31/15 07:41:04] h00k [60/895] has challenged NezumiRyu [154/408] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:59:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/31/15 16:02:08] h00k [114/895] has come upon IdleMaster [251/387] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:31:46 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/02/15 18:29:16] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:09 towards level 69.
[04/03/15 02:42:17] h00k [638/895] has come upon irix [98/828] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:20:14 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/04/15 11:59:03] pants, Flynn, and Jens [521/2216] have team battled Krenz, Sixbierehomme, and h00k [2446/2568] and lost! 0 days, 22:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/15 21:35:26] yano, h00k, and Boomie [566/1767] have team battled vegadark, Rarity, and SamanosukeAkechi [778/1408] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/15 09:07:03] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/15 00:32:04] h00k [614/895] has challenged lipek [668/1148] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:03:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/06/15 04:03:16] Crazycatlady [201/368] has challenged h00k [263/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/06/15 15:23:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 12 days, 12:56:08 toward level 69.
[04/06/15 18:28:08] h00k [737/895] has come upon enCyde [273/316] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:50:21 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/09/15 16:54:57] amdavies [12/37] has challenged h00k [295/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to amdavies's clock.
[04/09/15 17:02:08] agilblade [0/24] has challenged h00k [86/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to agilblade's clock.
[04/10/15 05:19:40] charitwo [375/496] has come upon h00k [653/895] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:55:33 is added to charitwo's clock.
[04/10/15 06:33:50] Opie [430/566] has come upon h00k [84/895] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:26:43 is removed from Opie's clock.
[04/10/15 07:20:51] h00k and jholtom have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 17:03:59] Lowbow [84/319] has come upon h00k [216/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:27 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[04/13/15 19:50:01] Rarity [538/656] has come upon h00k [744/895] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:29:59 is added to Rarity's clock.
[04/14/15 15:19:57] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:31 towards level 69.
[04/15/15 08:56:56] h00k [53/895] has challenged CaBz [273/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:38 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/15/15 10:22:59] brendan, clonak, and h00k [1687/2261] have team battled Thracky, crazyoldman, and SynthesizerPatel [1230/1287] and won! 2 days, 17:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/15 18:54:29] gravis, Simie, and SlowRiot [2222/2426] have team battled SudoKing, h00k, and aucg [19/2322] and won! 4 days, 20:49:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/15 21:24:03] Panick, clearcasting, h00k, and jholtom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/15 00:00:00] sasaniak, Cameron_D, and RBecker [870/2121] have team battled h00k, jeaye, and NightRabbit [145/1852] and won! 1 day, 18:29:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/15 03:03:29] jholtom [358/429] has challenged h00k [492/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:15:09 is added to jholtom's clock.
[04/16/15 07:55:34] Cypher stole h00k's level 273 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Cypher leaves his old level 269 pair of boots behind, which h00k then takes.
[04/16/15 08:36:24] h00k [550/891] has come upon PersonalJ [156/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:07:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/16/15 15:28:03] Majak and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/15 18:04:44] sedrik and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 12:12:09] h00k [626/891] has come upon davidfg4 [760/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/18/15 16:04:36] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:52 towards level 69.
[04/19/15 11:42:22] MetaNova [577/686] has come upon h00k [522/891] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:04:29 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/20/15 20:05:54] agrajag, h00k, and Syloq [1516/1799] have team battled Cypher, Soappy, and simple [1087/2120] and won! 0 days, 00:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/15 02:30:46] blizgerg [237/972] has come upon h00k [487/891] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:56:59 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[04/21/15 19:49:21] Kinsmir, SchrodingersScat, keeper_c, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/15 21:16:15] h00k [86/891] has challenged Crazycatlady [64/368] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/22/15 10:57:33] jholtom [69/429] has challenged h00k [837/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:17:43 is added to jholtom's clock.
[04/23/15 00:55:15] strugart, agrajag, and irix [1907/2149] have team battled csssuf, PriceChild, and h00k [342/2271] and won! 0 days, 08:12:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/15 13:22:21] h00k [658/894] has come upon Jens [136/934] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:52:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/23/15 16:07:50] h00k [601/894] has challenged Meta [181/188] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:55:00 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/24/15 02:32:04] Codica [99/137] has challenged h00k [293/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Codica's clock.
[04/24/15 13:13:31] h00k [213/894] has come upon Fluttershy [153/783] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:07:37 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/24/15 16:16:12] PersonalJ [122/459] has challenged h00k [8/894] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:34:01 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[04/25/15 01:04:39] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:18:14 from level 70.
[04/26/15 10:01:52] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:18 towards level 70.
[04/26/15 17:33:50] h00k [364/894] has challenged grant050 [156/214] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:07:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/26/15 21:01:12] h00k met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:37:46 from level 70.
[04/27/15 11:58:47] h00k, talso, and soltys [615/2071] have team battled ChiefRA, Frogging101, and Lenny [288/2327] and won! 1 day, 05:19:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 13:20:18] r00f, Gerdesas, and Adar [10/1799] have team battled h00k, clonak, and identd [513/2434] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/15 16:33:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 14 days, 02:07:37 toward level 70.
[04/28/15 02:12:40] Egypt, yasdorian, and kensington [905/1620] have team battled MadHatter, roguesith, and h00k [1599/1645] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/15 07:46:39] Zaratustra and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/15 07:55:33] greycat [642/850] has challenged h00k [52/894] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:40:24 is removed from greycat's clock.
[05/02/15 18:26:10] elf [329/855] has challenged h00k [438/894] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:38:49 is added to elf's clock.
[05/03/15 07:47:34] TimWolla [206/267] has challenged h00k [286/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/03/15 09:15:36] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:24 towards level 70.
[05/07/15 11:56:16] droogie [2/850] has challenged h00k [177/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to droogie's clock.
[05/07/15 12:40:31] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:11:25 from level 70.
[05/07/15 13:09:09] AngryParsley [679/909] has challenged h00k [313/894] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:55:40 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/07/15 13:09:09] AngryParsley has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:13:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/07/15 17:20:14] h00k [459/894] has come upon astropoint [83/156] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:39:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/08/15 16:39:57] Alric` [142/360] has challenged h00k [307/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Alric`'s clock.
[05/09/15 05:45:30] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/15 13:03:18] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:39:42 towards level 70.
[05/11/15 22:48:23] h00k [57/894] has challenged Beavis [891/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:28:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/12/15 00:32:26] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 08:44:56] etamind [69/214] has challenged h00k [415/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to etamind's clock.
[05/12/15 17:21:44] etamind [147/234] has challenged h00k [506/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to etamind's clock.
[05/13/15 00:13:24] h00k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:39 from level 70.
[05/15/15 04:19:45] gipyelrah [3/984] has challenged h00k [827/894] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:39:52 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[05/16/15 17:03:39] Majak [244/410] has challenged h00k [613/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/16/15 21:35:18] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:42 towards level 70.
[05/16/15 23:13:04] Adar and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 00:12:27] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:15 towards level 70.
[05/18/15 05:15:54] h00k [838/894] has challenged Glorfindel [72/514] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:51:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/18/15 17:00:23] sedrik and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 21:12:42] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:16 towards level 70.
[05/18/15 23:27:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 05:12:00 from level 70.
[05/19/15 18:59:12] Lowbow, Adar, and suterismus [735/2120] have team battled yasdorian, Cysioland, and h00k [145/2288] and won! 0 days, 09:51:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 21:41:13] sauerkrause [19/60] has challenged h00k [866/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to sauerkrause's clock.
[05/20/15 01:31:25] h00k [441/894] has challenged identd [905/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:28:13 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/20/15 04:32:28] Kyree [26/468] has challenged h00k [108/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:55 is added to Kyree's clock.
[05/21/15 05:05:52] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:07 towards level 70.
[05/22/15 03:05:49] gazarsgo [38/87] has challenged h00k [100/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to gazarsgo's clock.
[05/24/15 02:43:15] Tamini, Syloq, and fattrat [148/1398] have team battled keeper_c, h00k, and Nofew [856/2774] and lost! 1 day, 09:46:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 08:14:01] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:24:39 from level 70.
[05/25/15 09:15:43] h00k [643/894] has challenged pekster [430/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:14:35 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/25/15 20:49:16] k0r3 [0/1] has challenged h00k [558/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to k0r3's clock.
[05/26/15 21:09:56] h00k [453/894] has come upon Hydrogenum [445/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:48:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/26/15 22:27:22] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:24 towards level 70.
[05/28/15 13:51:52] Cameron_D, ArilKominger, and CFSworks [467/2125] have team battled PersonalJ, h00k, and Totengeist [480/2196] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 15:20:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:21:58 from level 70.
[05/31/15 13:15:14] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:21 towards level 70.
[06/01/15 10:53:35] nikoJ, Brainiac, and Haquer [573/1524] have team battled h00k, DiCEr1904, and RedXIII [17/1738] and won! 0 days, 07:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 14:00:23] h00k [137/894] has come upon dindinx [466/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:28:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/03/15 10:32:54] h00k [632/894] has challenged Crazycatlady [465/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:14:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/04/15 10:43:55] Andries and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/15 13:36:18] pipework and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 03:01:07] h00k [706/894] has challenged charitwo [335/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:58:35 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/09/15 11:03:38] h00k [162/894] has challenged Asara [209/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:49 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/11/15 10:58:25] PiotrekD, Str1ngS, and Moogly [228/1514] have team battled Nayru, h00k, and Lenny [83/2463] and won! 0 days, 05:47:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/15 15:33:02] strugart [704/714] has challenged h00k [319/894] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from strugart's clock.
[06/11/15 23:04:49] h00k bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:01 from level 70.
[06/12/15 16:30:42] h00k [827/894] has challenged elf [209/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/12/15 22:13:15] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:16 towards level 70.
[06/13/15 07:04:33] XVar, bigjay, and h00k [909/1797] have team battled Jareeta, sjefen6, and abra0 [1843/1934] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/15 15:39:53] a1291762 [91/710] has come upon h00k [392/894] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:47:32 is added to a1291762's clock.
[06/14/15 20:18:34] sartan, Nofew, and ryushe [910/2660] have team battled JustAPerson, nikoJ, and h00k [565/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:57:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 07:38:51] m0shbear [193/826] has come upon h00k [439/894] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:55:31 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[06/15/15 15:05:55] h00k [835/902] has challenged spaceCore [346/447] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:53:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/15/15 20:51:56] Asara [65/530] has come upon h00k [90/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:53:39 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/16/15 06:46:42] h00k, Egypt, and Heisenberg [510/1763] have team battled kensington, Unikitty, and idisjunction [522/1584] and lost! 1 day, 03:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/15 14:57:22] Crazycatlady, h00k, and basteh [173/1609] have team battled amdavies, Panick, and tangerine [875/1371] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/15 15:38:49] Plasmastar and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/15 22:04:19] h00k [666/902] has challenged blind [255/841] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:23:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/20/15 08:49:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 10 days, 21:02:37 toward level 71.
[06/23/15 04:08:33] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:36:03 towards level 71.
[06/23/15 21:34:29] h00k, PersonalJ, and naw [35/1904] have team battled Unikitty, arlen, and ludjer [440/1396] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/15 23:10:58] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 18:56:07] Cenhinen [337/591] has come upon h00k [507/904] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:09:05 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[06/24/15 21:23:21] TimWolla, h00k, and XJR-9 [727/2209] have team battled reim, blind, and brendan [914/2034] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/15 13:32:39] brendan, gazarsgo, and h00k [557/2308] have team battled CornFly, Ramsey, and ChasedSpade [8/1992] and won! 0 days, 14:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 08:25:30] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:10 towards level 71.
[07/03/15 10:51:54] kork [218/369] has challenged h00k [410/904] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:11:00 is added to kork's clock.
[07/04/15 04:21:53] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:58:32 towards level 71.
[07/04/15 11:44:36] h00k [607/904] has come upon Egypt [220/410] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:35:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/05/15 08:02:54] Adar, astropoint, and h00k [1751/1906] have team battled Pici, strugart, and shandor [144/2091] and won! 0 days, 18:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/15 14:09:17] h00k [747/904] has challenged pixelate [495/501] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:30:01 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/08/15 12:18:56] h00k was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:29:51 from level 71.
[07/08/15 16:34:49] sedrik [421/818] has challenged h00k [631/904] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:14:59 is added to sedrik's clock.
[07/09/15 03:38:37] discopig [630/669] has challenged h00k [818/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:10:35 is added to discopig's clock.
[07/09/15 20:07:20] h00k [667/904] has challenged arlen [490/690] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:03:58 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/10/15 01:48:03] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:32:33 from level 71.
[07/12/15 12:15:23] unicron [44/131] has challenged h00k [420/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/13/15 04:13:39] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:11:32 from level 71.
[07/13/15 14:38:41] h00k [107/904] has challenged astropoint [200/549] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:20:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/14/15 01:10:00] h00k [524/904] has come upon SirMonkeybox [36/740] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:54:43 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/14/15 03:31:53] h00k [324/904] has come upon lolwut [519/890] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:25:27 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/14/15 06:25:12] basteh, sasaniak, and blizgerg [602/1939] have team battled spaceCore, h00k, and Lowbow [584/1716] and won! 0 days, 02:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 03:52:42] h00k [246/904] has come upon jeaye [18/633] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:44:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/15/15 10:01:58] pekster, Lilian, and h00k [818/1815] have team battled spaceCore, damyan, and soltys [18/1664] and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/15 21:21:06] agrajag [51/672] has come upon h00k [521/904] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:18:29 is added to agrajag's clock.
[07/25/15 00:06:36] h00k EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:02:34 from level 71.
[07/26/15 02:04:12] h00k [449/904] has come upon spaceCore [8/447] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:44:14 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/01/15 12:27:55] Satoshi, h00k, and irix [938/2633] have team battled Krenz, daemoneye, and Robmanx [869/1604] and won! 0 days, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/15 16:51:33] dxrt, h00k, and Birdbones [38/2802] have team battled nfsnobody, jenksy, and iViLe [1664/2216] and lost! 1 day, 02:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/15 22:21:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:08:27 from level 71.
[08/04/15 09:54:51] h00k [447/904] has come upon identd [544/914] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:55:05 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/04/15 14:09:46] h00k [104/904] has come upon Misza [261/927] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:39:07 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/04/15 14:14:02] Nofew and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/15 18:40:59] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/15 12:15:35] Gaius, eva42, and AngryParsley [1291/2126] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Brom, and h00k [972/2500] and won! 0 days, 12:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/15 18:56:55] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:36:05 towards level 71.
[08/12/15 07:32:40] h00k [843/904] has come upon Birdbones [121/947] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:14:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/13/15 12:17:06] r00f [28/573] has challenged h00k [835/904] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:03:54 is added to r00f's clock.
[08/13/15 22:37:05] h00k [821/904] has come upon Agent86 [276/644] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:26:21 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/14/15 23:29:01] noother [500/943] has challenged h00k [94/904] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:32:06 is removed from noother's clock.
[08/15/15 00:48:35] CornFly [366/991] has come upon h00k [93/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:12:34 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/15/15 14:42:17] Grummit [34/179] has challenged h00k [326/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Grummit's clock.
[08/15/15 22:16:06] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:55 towards level 71.
[08/16/15 02:05:46] Tesla [627/686] has come upon h00k [91/904] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:45:21 is removed from Tesla's clock.
[08/19/15 06:55:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 16:45:24 toward level 71.
[08/20/15 18:29:49] Nayru [129/465] has come upon h00k [469/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:46:35 is added to Nayru's clock.
[08/20/15 19:32:56] Virtual, XVar, and reveal [1185/1872] have team battled h00k, aucg, and Asara [1356/2395] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/15 10:46:11] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:55 towards level 71.
[08/23/15 19:34:19] Cameron_D [444/1023] has come upon h00k [520/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:37 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[08/24/15 09:47:38] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:20 towards level 71.
[08/24/15 19:08:23] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:57 from level 71.
[08/25/15 06:08:26] Furry [29/526] has come upon h00k [239/904] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:19:49 is added to Furry's clock.
[08/26/15 00:11:40] zid [249/794] has come upon h00k [442/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:28:55 is added to zid's clock.
[08/26/15 00:55:59] Chwastopylos [29/252] has challenged h00k [750/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Chwastopylos's clock.
[08/26/15 19:40:49] h00k got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:11:02 from level 71.
[08/27/15 00:18:09] h00k [558/904] has come upon darkmage [83/887] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:01:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/27/15 04:28:26] NezumiRyu, h00k, and PriceChild [1523/1884] have team battled identd, alexj, and Plasmastar [1734/1759] and lost! 1 day, 23:22:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/15 09:56:53] grant050 [226/405] has come upon h00k [380/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:05:27 is added to grant050's clock.
[08/27/15 11:51:25] h00k, Asara, and ChasedSpade [1175/2295] have team battled mwheeler, allo, and soltys [709/1492] and won! 2 days, 07:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/15 08:09:35] Setsu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/15 00:33:20] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:26 towards level 71.
[08/29/15 12:16:48] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:14 towards level 71.
[08/29/15 15:23:53] ChasedSpade [252/607] has challenged h00k [278/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:04:00 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[08/30/15 07:33:33] Chwastopylos [158/269] has challenged h00k [696/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Chwastopylos's clock.
[08/30/15 11:58:17] h00k [700/904] has come upon csssuf [123/684] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:27:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/30/15 21:35:12] h00k [512/904] has challenged idisjunction [687/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/30/15 22:31:04] tmberg, sjefen6, and NezumiRyu [1763/1800] have team battled h00k, ajhgfa, and Ladon [1494/2222] and won! 5 days, 14:19:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 23:30:32] h00k [709/904] has come upon fraq [389/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:52:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/08/15 14:58:55] damyan, h00k, and Furry [806/2186] have team battled shandor, kenyon, and Brainiac [1882/2644] and lost! 1 day, 13:12:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/15 17:27:30] h00k died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:27:23 from level 71.
[09/08/15 22:10:38] h00k had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:16 towards level 71.
[09/08/15 22:54:26] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/15 05:19:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 09:58:55 toward level 71.
[09/09/15 07:10:17] SchrodingersScat, h00k, and Opie [623/2071] have team battled idisjunction, blizgerg, and agrajag [1502/2545] and lost! 0 days, 07:33:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/15 23:29:52] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:05 towards level 71.
[09/10/15 02:09:57] h00k [262/904] has challenged clearcasting [331/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:56:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/13/15 02:00:48] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:04 towards level 71.
[09/13/15 14:59:31] bl4ckscor3 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/15 16:24:21] h00k [446/904] has come upon splinny [311/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:32:47 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/14/15 04:03:29] h00k [514/904] has come upon ChasedSpade [190/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:18:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/14/15 10:20:36] Crazycatlady, RBecker, and XVar [861/1278] have team battled Meta, ryushe, and h00k [2253/2335] and lost! 2 days, 06:11:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 00:58:48] h00k [121/915] has challenged kenyon [796/1243] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/16/15 16:03:21] h00k and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 08:16:35] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:12:33 towards level 72.
[09/24/15 14:24:11] h00k [913/915] has come upon darkmage [492/892] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:06:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/25/15 07:54:53] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:12:21 towards level 72.
[09/25/15 13:22:11] pixelate, SirMonkeybox, and Pici [1843/1937] have team battled h00k, jenksy, and keeper_c [2561/2780] and lost! 1 day, 10:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 19:16:23] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:06:32 towards level 72.
[09/25/15 21:35:19] iViLe, Xyrael, and h00k [373/2216] have team battled sjefen6, mwhahaha, and Virtual [1756/2001] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 11:16:38] Chwastopylos, kork, and SynthesizerPatel [703/1396] have team battled h00k, icxcnika, and Hydrogenum [1536/2299] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 14:54:28] freeboson, n0mad, and h00k [1253/2004] have team battled yano, iamzim, and TauPan [693/1260] and won! 0 days, 02:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 16:37:40] BillyHalliday [7/10] has challenged h00k [848/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to BillyHalliday's clock.
[09/28/15 05:38:08] h00k got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:27:32 from level 72.
[09/29/15 17:55:19] h00k [374/915] has challenged iViLe [400/947] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:11:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/30/15 23:58:15] PriceChild [223/515] has come upon h00k [297/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:46:37 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[10/01/15 15:25:07] h00k, Milquetoast, and mwheeler [1453/2050] have team battled pants, honkybonky, and MadMan [907/1497] and won! 0 days, 12:50:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 17:33:42] allo, iViLe, and daemoneye [223/2055] have team battled h00k, zbart, and abra0 [364/1991] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/15 10:39:33] CornFly, h00k, and JustAPerson [2324/2536] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and Robmanx [615/1753] and won! 1 day, 16:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 13:22:07] h00k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:49:22 from level 72.
[10/02/15 16:10:50] h00k broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:38:29 from level 72.
[10/02/15 16:23:18] h00k [344/919] has challenged mthw [444/607] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:47:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/02/15 20:07:55] dwfreed and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 18:17:45] splinny, h00k, and KyloRen [986/1786] have team battled SudoKing, prattmic, and reveal [1278/2294] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 18:38:25] GreatRuby [88/223] has challenged h00k [413/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[10/04/15 08:04:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 18 days, 18:43:07 toward level 72.
[10/04/15 08:49:25] reim [195/452] has come upon h00k [280/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:54:32 is added to reim's clock.
[10/04/15 22:35:39] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:51:48 towards level 72.
[11/03/15 13:24:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 23 days, 09:39:26 toward level 72.
[11/03/15 22:33:27] grooverider [838/990] has come upon h00k [734/919] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:36:35 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/05/15 04:00:19] h00k [85/919] has challenged SlowRiot [582/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/05/15 10:13:30] h00k [912/919] has come upon iynque [261/401] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:52:35 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/05/15 18:05:17] h00k [294/919] has challenged zokko [291/399] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:48:00 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/05/15 23:30:25] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:47 from level 72.
[11/07/15 19:19:36] Zero and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 10:05:38] h00k and Jguy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 18:34:48] PersonalJ, h00k, and pixelate [858/1875] have team battled Globalirc, gipyelrah, and SudoKing [2044/2222] and lost! 1 day, 03:43:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 11:10:25] h00k [212/919] has come upon grant050 [221/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:54:49 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/14/15 00:15:18] h00k [303/919] has challenged kensington [150/517] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:36:22 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/14/15 09:22:57] h00k, allo, and Ladon [1989/2229] have team battled Str1ngS, Ironhoof, and dodobrain [614/1166] and won! 1 day, 21:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/15 20:02:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 16:02:36 from level 72.
[11/14/15 23:14:43] nfsnobody, AWildColin, and Lowbow [1468/1518] have team battled h00k, bl4ckscor3, and Ladon [1771/2252] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 07:37:12] Phoon [78/385] has challenged h00k [4/919] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from Phoon's clock.
[11/16/15 22:11:20] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:35:54 from level 72.
[11/18/15 10:02:49] h00k, astropoint, and andoruh [1348/1898] have team battled beefnog, Isolation, and SpaceKookie [652/1040] and won! 0 days, 11:46:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 14:43:38] h00k [384/919] has challenged bigjay [217/790] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:01:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/18/15 17:25:46] beejayone [25/126] has challenged h00k [42/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to beejayone's clock.
[11/18/15 17:48:54] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/15 09:58:19] h00k [225/919] has challenged iamzim [299/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:13 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/21/15 05:58:49] h00k saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:33 from level 72.
[11/21/15 08:12:22] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:53 towards level 72.
[11/21/15 08:42:23] theemstra, h00k, and bendem [682/1919] have team battled Nyarlathotep, Kartoffelsuppe, and tmberg [585/2099] and won! 0 days, 13:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/15 09:04:41] Nyarlathotep [474/509] has challenged h00k [556/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Nyarlathotep's clock.
[11/24/15 08:58:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 3 days, 01:10:18 toward level 72.
[11/24/15 12:16:09] CornFly, Lowbow, and h00k [1930/2308] have team battled sasaniak, Agent86, and Zaratustra [1271/2062] and won! 0 days, 13:24:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 14:55:18] MadHatter [276/493] has come upon h00k [131/919] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:46 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[11/25/15 20:14:35] belugawhale and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 23:31:42] CornFly, h00k, and Silvanus_Betrium [2465/2485] have team battled Milquetoast, r00f, and Zero [589/1889] and won! 0 days, 03:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 02:29:55] sbp, ChasedSpade, and m0shbear [1022/2034] have team battled dindinx, h00k, and sasaniak [1984/2290] and lost! 1 day, 12:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 07:25:05] h00k [602/919] has come upon iynque [83/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/26/15 12:38:00] h00k [734/965] has challenged blindbox [212/515] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:48:01 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/26/15 13:27:06] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:21:44 from level 73.
[11/26/15 18:13:56] h00k and Jguy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/15 08:41:34] h00k [608/960] has come upon ElectRo [818/1205] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:26:38 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/27/15 13:26:04] h00k broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:11:49 from level 73.
[11/27/15 20:09:33] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:48:29 towards level 73.
[11/28/15 02:06:57] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:25:09 towards level 73.
[11/28/15 07:43:27] SpaceKookie, Furry, and yasdorian [54/1490] have team battled agrajag, drazisil, and h00k [1187/2051] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/15 14:21:10] belugawhale and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/15 01:38:31] identd and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/15 04:38:26] Sixbierehomme [583/760] has come upon h00k [266/960] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:22:14 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/30/15 13:15:04] h00k [283/960] has come upon PinkiePie [270/464] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:57:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/30/15 13:15:04] h00k has dealt PinkiePie a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:34 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[11/30/15 21:35:01] h00k [552/960] has challenged m0shbear [688/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:27:54 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/26/15 22:26:37] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:31:00 towards level 73.
[12/27/15 06:30:09] Zaratustra and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/15 09:09:47] mwhahaha [549/557] has challenged h00k [370/960] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/27/15 19:13:07] h00k [519/960] has challenged abra0 [363/617] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:25:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/28/15 23:15:49] Zaratustra and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 04:26:20] SchrodingersScat and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 23:52:39] SirMonkeybox and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 07:53:03] alexj, andoruh, and MetaNova [634/1404] have team battled pixelate, h00k, and aucg [1292/2185] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/15 07:58:57] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 10:24:02] freeboson [627/816] has come upon h00k [182/960] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:13:20 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[12/30/15 15:54:10] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:40 towards level 73.
[12/31/15 12:15:59] Frogging101 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 12:26:28] h00k [942/960] has challenged Evrial [109/535] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:28:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/31/15 16:53:47] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:43 towards level 73.
[01/02/16 05:33:17] yano and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 06:50:31] h00k lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:13:47 from level 73.
[01/05/16 05:23:17] Firien stole h00k's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! Firien leaves his old level 61 helm behind, which h00k then takes.
[01/05/16 19:00:22] h00k [389/954] has come upon iynque [146/575] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:59:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/07/16 03:10:41] PinkiePie and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 21:33:38] h00k [794/954] has challenged 0rion [166/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:11:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/08/16 04:32:29] Zaratustra, abra0, and Onceuponaban [1171/1672] have team battled darkmage, Alric`, and h00k [1033/2535] and won! 0 days, 00:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 08:31:59] Glorfindel and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/16 05:55:08] h00k [532/954] has challenged charitwo [455/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:34 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/10/16 23:01:43] h00k [819/954] has challenged kork [281/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:23:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/11/16 21:10:11] pixelate [139/511] has challenged h00k [329/954] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:52:55 is added to pixelate's clock.
[01/12/16 06:10:16] Ladon, h00k, and charitwo [1178/2352] have team battled Boohbah, brendan, and Andries [1431/2065] and lost! 1 day, 16:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/16 12:03:22] Ironhoof, Brom, and shandor [899/1811] have team battled damyan, XenGi, and h00k [2267/2639] and lost! 0 days, 10:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/16 21:32:11] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:03:43 from level 73.
[01/13/16 17:07:27] h00k [584/954] has come upon Firien [352/557] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:45:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/14/16 15:49:33] h00k [208/954] has come upon Cypher [650/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:13:47 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/15/16 12:01:38] mixxit [58/197] has challenged h00k [63/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/15/16 17:24:03] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:02:14 from level 73.
[01/16/16 12:56:43] MrGlass [120/405] has challenged h00k [351/954] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/16/16 15:38:17] h00k and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 21:25:51] h00k [113/954] has come upon Totengeist [35/805] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:42:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/16/16 21:35:03] brendan, vox, and h00k [2076/2678] have team battled Schrodinger, kier, and yasdorian [1400/1534] and won! 1 day, 11:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/16 20:21:23] 0rion, darkmage, and kier [744/1808] have team battled Xenthys, Brom, and h00k [1991/2031] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/16 00:37:51] h00k had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:02 towards level 73.
[01/18/16 14:37:45] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/16 15:17:52] h00k [852/954] has come upon Antutuuuuu [124/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/20/16 11:27:48] h00k [745/954] has challenged Simie [539/819] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:43:27 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/20/16 15:13:43] grooverider, h00k, and MrGlass [806/2203] have team battled d34th, charitwo, and pdg [274/1525] and won! 1 day, 02:19:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/16 15:52:43] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:00 towards level 73.
[01/22/16 22:43:15] MJ94 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 08:47:46] Bilzerian [204/207] has challenged h00k [247/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Bilzerian's clock.
[01/24/16 18:01:13] DesertStorm [455/500] has come upon h00k [268/954] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:38:25 is removed from DesertStorm's clock.
[01/24/16 19:23:00] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:05 towards level 73.
[01/25/16 03:01:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 17:12:41 toward level 73.
[01/25/16 22:43:17] kork, h00k, and Boohbah [198/2031] have team battled KyloRen, reim, and tmberg [1088/2172] and lost! 0 days, 14:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 02:18:45] Senka [571/579] has challenged h00k [885/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:49 is added to Senka's clock.
[01/26/16 06:22:05] h00k and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/16 13:06:41] pdg [128/413] has challenged h00k [902/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to pdg's clock.
[01/27/16 08:11:07] reim [469/643] has come upon h00k [928/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:49:41 is added to reim's clock.
[01/28/16 07:14:08] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:08 towards level 73.
[01/29/16 23:33:11] godog and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 22:44:54] h00k [101/959] has challenged MontyZuma [454/957] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/31/16 08:06:30] h00k [640/959] has challenged Str1ngS [150/405] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:10:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/02/16 05:46:18] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:04:43 towards level 74.
[02/08/16 17:04:35] h00k, idisjunction, and Fahrenheit [38/2283] have team battled godog, fattrat, and Crazycatlady [173/1911] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 01:25:40] h00k [398/959] has challenged ChasedSpade [602/677] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:10:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/10/16 10:11:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 10 days, 22:37:17 toward level 74.
[02/11/16 01:37:38] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:25:18 from level 74.
[02/11/16 02:18:31] Sir_Lemming, h00k, and ruan [1299/1915] have team battled d34th, Valkor, and woonack [1248/2145] and won! 1 day, 11:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 00:12:58] robox [108/292] has challenged h00k [110/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to robox's clock.
[02/12/16 23:22:08] jimmydorry [67/260] has challenged h00k [618/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to jimmydorry's clock.
[02/13/16 07:59:33] RistoUuranmaki stole h00k's level 70 charm while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 13 charm behind, which h00k then takes.
[02/13/16 20:59:55] Frogging101, SirMonkeybox, and m0shbear [1026/1862] have team battled nitzer, AngryParsley, and h00k [1790/2579] and lost! 1 day, 07:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/16 21:38:41] kensington [92/530] has come upon h00k [771/896] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:54:50 is added to kensington's clock.
[02/13/16 23:45:50] ElectRo [695/1219] has come upon h00k [599/896] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:50:36 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[02/15/16 01:16:45] h00k [700/896] has come upon vrillusions [337/1007] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:52:37 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/15/16 06:18:00] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:13:11 towards level 74.
[02/15/16 15:43:23] LordH [209/801] has challenged h00k [127/896] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:49:31 is removed from LordH's clock.
[02/15/16 19:44:46] h00k [769/896] has challenged holloway [32/393] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:47:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/16/16 19:15:23] Sohnae and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 00:29:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 4 days, 16:22:48 toward level 74.
[02/17/16 13:35:28] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:09:10 towards level 74.
[02/18/16 00:58:20] h00k has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:58:08 from level 74.
[02/18/16 01:53:07] Heisenberg, Virtual, and allo [1797/1959] have team battled Satoshi, h00k, and seek [1943/2469] and lost! 5 days, 23:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 17:11:20] h00k [457/896] has challenged joek [95/488] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:47:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/20/16 00:28:22] h00k had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:49 towards level 74.
[02/20/16 02:23:18] h00k [27/896] has challenged FakeWizard [300/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:47 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/20/16 17:08:59] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:34 towards level 74.
[02/21/16 02:12:38] h00k [651/900] has come upon RBecker [8/674] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:43:35 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/21/16 17:37:21] h00k [556/900] has challenged freeboson [256/645] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:52 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/23/16 20:12:19] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:09 towards level 74.
[02/24/16 10:05:11] daemoneye and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 07:24:46] Asara, MadHatter, and Boohbah [747/1981] have team battled shandor, argus, and h00k [165/2287] and won! 9 days, 06:31:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 20:14:12] h00k [353/895] has challenged darkmage [282/921] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/27/16 03:06:23] Groot, h00k, and grooverider [1413/2081] have team battled Gizmokid2005, thesleepingrozek, and shandor [1709/1823] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/16 14:13:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 6 days, 23:40:34 toward level 74.
[03/02/16 17:48:36] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 09:25:24] h00k [864/895] has challenged Fluttershy [463/958] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:01:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/04/16 13:45:34] Pascal, Heisenberg, and Satoshi [546/1755] have team battled Beavis, keepermurf, and h00k [2210/2721] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/16 19:36:54] h00k [884/895] has challenged vegadark [56/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:17:43 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/05/16 10:41:49] h00k [600/895] has challenged babapest [127/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:57 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/05/16 14:43:08] h00k [569/895] has challenged Lowbow [281/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:35:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/05/16 23:28:50] h00k and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/16 23:45:58] fattrat [110/779] has challenged h00k [727/895] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:34:03 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/06/16 05:41:30] Birdbones [534/983] has come upon h00k [556/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:03 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/07/16 10:48:38] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:34 towards level 74.
[03/08/16 00:17:26] h00k [397/902] has challenged wvlf [212/234] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:08:57 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/08/16 01:52:12] Nofew and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 05:08:41] h00k [344/902] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [315/769] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:44:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/08/16 12:06:05] droogie [515/910] has challenged h00k [843/902] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:00:13 is added to droogie's clock.
[04/10/16 16:06:20] Schrodinger and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 23:21:33] blind [352/757] has come upon h00k [361/902] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:40:08 is added to blind's clock.
[04/11/16 12:32:37] Flynn, basepi, and Majak [1200/2027] have team battled Globalirc, PiMp0r, and h00k [669/1757] and won! 0 days, 00:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/16 19:57:58] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:22:22 towards level 75.
[04/12/16 03:41:11] Globalirc [568/615] has challenged h00k [868/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:05 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[04/12/16 19:03:04] double [297/603] has come upon h00k [7/902] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:09:23 is removed from double's clock.
[04/13/16 08:50:54] h00k bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:22:10 from level 75.
[04/13/16 09:27:15] GilbertErik, PiMp0r, and sloth [81/1045] have team battled freeboson, h00k, and soltys [1274/2096] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/16 22:08:33] buyoq [142/296] has challenged h00k [614/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to buyoq's clock.
[04/14/16 20:01:27] Lios and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/16 06:34:22] KeboDK, ville, and GreatRuby [1565/1943] have team battled Ven, h00k, and vrillusions [526/2424] and won! 0 days, 05:35:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/16 07:16:44] h00k, PBabebu, and ruan [486/1560] have team battled Bvarne, m0shbear, and agrajag [1620/1952] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/16 09:43:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 17 days, 05:00:42 toward level 75.
[04/16/16 03:00:15] h00k, holloway, and Fluttershy [2150/2399] have team battled Str1ngS, sjefen6, and pixelate [410/1268] and won! 2 days, 21:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/16 13:39:37] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:44 towards level 75.
[04/18/16 19:03:14] fattrat [502/792] has come upon h00k [658/902] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:50:28 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/19/16 01:56:49] Xyrael and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/16 12:53:36] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:14 towards level 75.
[04/19/16 17:41:33] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:37 towards level 75.
[04/19/16 18:48:05] darkmage [564/942] has challenged h00k [253/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:02:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/20/16 16:54:06] h00k and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 03:13:36] h00k fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! h00k's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/16 11:07:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 5 days, 16:59:07 toward level 75.
[04/22/16 08:03:50] yasdorian, Str1ngS, and h00k [200/1904] have team battled GilbertErik, LordH, and Simie [1833/2110] and lost! 1 day, 14:39:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/16 12:09:24] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:55 from level 75.
[04/23/16 13:48:16] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:44 towards level 75.
[04/24/16 19:21:28] h00k [170/897] has come upon allo [108/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:32:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/25/16 18:24:45] Zye [140/365] has challenged h00k [611/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Zye's clock.
[04/26/16 19:18:51] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:06 from level 75.
[04/27/16 14:12:09] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:46 towards level 75.
[04/28/16 03:27:05] Globalirc, h00k, Ttech, and ryushe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/16 10:47:11] AngryParsley [922/936] has come upon h00k [825/897] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:51:27 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/29/16 03:51:12] h00k [109/897] has come upon CornFly [851/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:45:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/30/16 02:12:26] m0shbear [118/621] has come upon h00k [242/897] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 09:57:14 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[04/30/16 21:21:24] Diitto, strugart, and Misza [2568/3039] have team battled Brom, Str1ngS, and h00k [1221/1905] and won! 1 day, 14:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 13:45:15] everbrew [133/314] has challenged h00k [144/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to everbrew's clock.
[05/01/16 23:52:19] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:34 towards level 75.
[05/03/16 01:25:22] mordac, lipek, and ville [2106/2369] have team battled vegadark, babilen, and h00k [905/1842] and won! 0 days, 01:54:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/16 19:31:57] h00k got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:29 from level 75.
[05/05/16 06:58:37] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 11:45:35] brycec [145/424] has come upon h00k [441/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:46 is added to brycec's clock.
[05/05/16 23:06:10] Frogging101 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/16 04:54:55] basepi, SarahD, and SynthesizerPatel [129/1595] have team battled soltys, Evrial, and h00k [969/2162] and lost! 0 days, 07:33:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 00:16:09] dax, HeavyPodda, and tmberg [941/2032] have team battled h00k, zokko, and Globalirc [1141/2050] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 02:23:14] h00k and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 22:48:15] h00k [214/897] has challenged Zaratustra [705/921] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/10/16 00:49:09] h00k [496/897] has come upon Hundikutsikas [486/569] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:13:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/14/16 02:50:40] Frogging101, h00k, and grooverider [797/2243] have team battled Birdbones, IndigoTiger, and ElectRo [529/2330] and won! 3 days, 07:25:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 10:17:30] pants [290/712] has come upon h00k [527/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:35:39 is added to pants's clock.
[06/15/16 22:26:37] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:35:21 towards level 76.
[06/16/16 04:23:42] h00k [867/897] has challenged sjums_the_great [349/437] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:59:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/16/16 04:34:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 21 days, 00:28:05 toward level 76.
[07/27/16 09:54:40] h00k and Anaxyn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 15:54:24] tiwake [843/1013] has challenged h00k [876/897] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:55 is added to tiwake's clock.
[07/27/16 18:38:57] Cenhinen, h00k, and KyloRen [784/2234] have team battled CornFly, Cypher, and pfoley [772/2538] and won! 2 days, 19:46:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 04:00:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 17 days, 02:41:28 toward level 76.
[07/28/16 05:57:22] Reilly [21/139] has challenged h00k [680/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/28/16 13:49:19] cudaman73 [8/497] has challenged h00k [442/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[07/30/16 19:23:08] PersonalJ [409/732] has challenged h00k [721/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:11:23 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[07/31/16 15:30:57] h00k [226/897] has challenged GilbertErik [353/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:38 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/01/16 12:17:53] PeterOJ [294/343] has come upon h00k [47/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:02 is removed from PeterOJ's clock.
[08/02/16 00:43:57] h00k [264/897] has challenged vBm [427/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:47 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/02/16 12:48:28] h00k [768/897] has challenged blizgerg [62/832] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:10:19 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/02/16 19:21:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 09:12:26 toward level 76.
[08/03/16 11:57:17] Mithkabob [233/332] has challenged h00k [17/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[08/05/16 21:57:38] Anaxyn [416/745] has challenged h00k [202/897] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:15 is removed from Anaxyn's clock.
[08/06/16 18:48:29] h00k, pfoley, and zankore [63/2243] have team battled Ladon, ElectRo, and freeboson [1227/2467] and lost! 1 day, 16:22:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/16 09:22:51] h00k [651/897] has come upon Crazycatlady [128/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:51:21 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/26/16 01:59:26] h00k [844/897] has challenged Jim [269/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:09:09 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/26/16 04:00:15] h00k [649/897] has challenged WallIdl [212/735] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:32:11 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/26/16 12:03:09] Bradicus [160/477] has challenged h00k [125/897] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:32 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[08/27/16 21:10:01] h00k got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:12 from level 76.
[08/27/16 21:24:27] h00k, suterismus, and Sir_Lemming [854/2704] have team battled dwfreed, RBecker, and Lios [85/2151] and won! 1 day, 19:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 05:27:54] WallIdl and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 01:53:51] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:54 towards level 76.
[08/30/16 02:36:21] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:35 towards level 76.
[08/30/16 07:40:24] h00k [469/897] has challenged jdb [498/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:15:55 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/30/16 23:42:24] h00k [100/897] has come upon ville [288/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:45 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/31/16 00:36:37] FakeWizard [509/591] has come upon h00k [670/897] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:17:27 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/31/16 07:43:27] SirNeo, Hydrogenum, and himuraken [232/1627] have team battled h00k, Pici, and kier [2093/2573] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 13:04:02] oooooooooooooooo and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 23:45:30] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:10:01 from level 76.
[09/02/16 23:22:15] h00k [322/897] has come upon iViLe [898/998] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:11:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/03/16 10:26:44] FakeWizard [170/591] has challenged h00k [699/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:32:13 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[09/05/16 05:51:47] kenyon, Doctor, and argus [115/2906] have team battled Sixbierehomme, h00k, and Meta [253/2290] and lost! 1 day, 23:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/16 19:29:23] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:57 towards level 76.
[09/06/16 09:51:32] NoodleCake [34/801] has challenged h00k [528/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:12 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[09/07/16 07:59:26] ville [207/785] has challenged h00k [681/897] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:44:27 is added to ville's clock.
[09/08/16 22:01:35] h00k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:26 from level 76.
[09/10/16 06:04:36] tmberg, kenyon, Tenorman, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/16 16:00:06] stonehammer and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/16 11:52:56] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:38 towards level 76.
[09/11/16 12:42:12] HeavyPodda, h00k, and sasaniak [1654/2309] have team battled FakeWizard, SirMonkeybox, and Pithlit [42/1943] and won! 0 days, 02:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/16 21:02:15] h00k [276/897] has challenged CrowZero [377/456] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:51:56 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/12/16 10:48:05] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:22:34 towards level 77.
[09/12/16 19:03:37] h00k [225/897] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [430/827] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:48:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/12/16 19:04:04] h00k [892/897] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [255/827] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:13:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/13/16 05:59:43] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:39:11 from level 77.
[09/13/16 13:59:54] Setsu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/16 16:58:06] canton7 [218/369] has come upon h00k [204/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:53 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/14/16 03:38:37] Adar and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 11:15:11] Majak and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 19:57:15] Reilly [8/375] has challenged h00k [189/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Reilly's clock.
[09/15/16 04:06:59] Woona stole h00k's level 269 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Woona leaves his old level 36 pair of boots behind, which h00k then takes.
[09/15/16 08:12:36] PiMp0r [76/448] has challenged h00k [406/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:44 is added to PiMp0r's clock.
[09/15/16 12:59:32] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:43 towards level 77.
[09/16/16 13:23:08] h00k [380/641] has challenged Woona [33/826] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:12:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/16/16 16:24:15] h00k [436/641] has challenged LordH [285/900] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:24:43 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/16/16 23:32:29] h00k reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/16 13:42:16] h00k [435/645] has come upon Zaratustra [428/1136] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:27:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/19/16 10:25:03] theZoMBiE, h00k, and Relayer [1084/2144] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, efn_idle_hobo, and suterismus [1478/2188] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 16:13:56] h00k [104/892] has come upon Pithlit [338/475] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:58:32 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/21/16 23:35:16] kier [229/860] has come upon h00k [421/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:51 is added to kier's clock.
[09/22/16 11:08:45] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:52 towards level 77.
[09/23/16 01:47:31] kenyon and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/17 00:12:58] anachronistic42 [9/26] has challenged h00k [400/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to anachronistic42's clock.
[01/04/17 12:43:03] h00k and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 22:09:28] Gatewayy [658/863] has come upon h00k [525/892] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:01:03 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[01/05/17 01:30:11] Raycu [122/259] has challenged h00k [651/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Raycu's clock.
[01/05/17 13:35:46] Goodkat [325/427] has come upon h00k [20/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:18:31 is removed from Goodkat's clock.
[01/05/17 14:20:33] PinkiePie [198/712] has challenged h00k [89/892] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:16:46 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[01/06/17 22:02:16] h00k got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:47:36 from level 77.
[01/07/17 00:38:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 06:33:30 from level 77.
[01/08/17 00:41:21] h00k [346/892] has come upon JuanMaestro [379/580] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:37:54 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/09/17 08:51:46] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:19 towards level 77.
[01/10/17 03:00:21] h00k [636/892] has challenged GilbertErik [242/530] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:43:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/10/17 04:32:55] halomademeapc, MadMan, and Chuck [1043/1776] have team battled Woona, Eiam, and h00k [1679/2411] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/17 19:22:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 17 days, 10:29:31 toward level 77.
[01/14/17 11:58:30] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:19 towards level 77.
[01/14/17 21:01:37] Hydrogenum [171/439] has come upon h00k [738/892] and been defeated in combat! 23 days, 14:53:31 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/15/17 00:56:24] Jibblits [12/51] has challenged h00k [254/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Jibblits's clock.
[01/15/17 04:53:01] Lios, h00k, and Cypher [2298/2756] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Doctor, and SudoKing [848/2371] and won! 1 day, 02:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/17 23:05:33] Tenorman [357/1068] has come upon h00k [265/892] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:18:22 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/17/17 02:22:58] h00k [391/892] has come upon irix [783/1039] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:20 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/30/17 04:05:39] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:11 towards level 77.
[03/30/17 21:59:49] h00k [11/892] has challenged Agent86 [91/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:13:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/31/17 00:00:28] h00k [292/892] has challenged Mirc0p [365/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:24:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/31/17 04:11:35] CornFly [601/932] has come upon h00k [138/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:51 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/31/17 20:25:43] Lios, h00k, and dodobrain [2562/2596] have team battled blizgerg, everbrew, and Darky [835/2467] and won! 2 days, 00:17:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 21:00:00] theemstra [175/1008] has challenged h00k [251/892] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/01/17 11:12:09] h00k [4/892] has challenged Hodor [211/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:19 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/01/17 15:11:48] elbie, Gatewayy, and RedW [293/2253] have team battled hannesenator, HeavyPodda, and h00k [2471/2637] and lost! 2 days, 19:22:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 15:35:02] kenyon [726/904] has come upon h00k [790/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:55 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/01/17 22:04:53] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:08 towards level 77.
[04/02/17 04:41:06] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:31 towards level 77.
[04/02/17 18:25:24] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:09 towards level 77.
[04/04/17 10:59:01] Oooooog, Grums, and manish17xxx [1215/1287] have team battled mordac, h00k, and canton7 [721/2547] and won! 0 days, 20:09:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 15:35:44] h00k [777/892] has challenged elf [13/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:54:55 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/04/17 23:38:14] h00k [772/892] has challenged SirMonkeybox [718/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:31:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/05/17 15:25:28] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:54 from level 77.
[04/05/17 20:30:52] J and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 05:42:32] h00k and Lios have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 22:47:53] dwfreed [482/500] has come upon h00k [860/892] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:55:57 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/08/17 06:03:01] h00k [162/892] has challenged pfoley [88/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/08/17 10:16:40] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:49 towards level 77.
[04/08/17 20:03:20] h00k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:57 from level 77.
[04/08/17 23:56:18] h00k [609/895] has challenged SchrodingersScat [800/845] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/09/17 13:14:25] AbrahamLinksys [331/673] has challenged h00k [549/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:28 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/09/17 14:49:38] basepi, fangfufu, and qbit [493/2405] have team battled h00k, elbie, and tmberg [1828/2552] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/17 17:10:19] h00k and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 03:03:09] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:35:32 from level 78.
[04/10/17 09:12:17] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:09:49 towards level 78.
[04/10/17 19:00:14] Misza [840/932] has come upon h00k [850/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:41:14 is added to Misza's clock.
[04/10/17 19:28:52] h00k and Hodor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 19:30:58] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:43:17 towards level 78.
[04/11/17 12:40:24] AncalagonThBlack [310/338] has challenged h00k [818/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[04/11/17 22:09:56] h00k was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:59:00 from level 78.
[04/12/17 03:43:53] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:16:08 towards level 78.
[04/12/17 05:50:55] Oooooog [54/519] has come upon h00k [85/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:53 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[04/12/17 16:23:41] petrichor [119/673] has come upon h00k [19/895] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:41:34 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[04/12/17 21:34:46] h00k was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:58:17 from level 78.
[04/12/17 21:43:47] h00k [570/895] has challenged Bvarne [382/656] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:14:16 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/01/17 15:34:29] h00k [575/895] has come upon Torgeir [232/344] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:20:14 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/01/17 19:30:56] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:01:42 towards level 78.
[07/02/17 21:44:25] h00k [410/895] has challenged dclaw123 [757/880] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:07:32 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/03/17 04:32:46] D.Va [288/512] has come upon h00k [35/895] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:31 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/05/17 05:45:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 4 days, 12:23:43 toward level 78.
[07/06/17 12:26:20] Azerothian [166/389] has challenged h00k [152/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:15 is removed from Azerothian's clock.
[07/07/17 18:35:10] h00k was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:32:24 from level 78.
[07/08/17 12:58:34] AbrahamLinksys, borsin, and qbit [224/2041] have team battled tspange, TauPan, and h00k [1506/2007] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 02:07:57] freeboson [39/798] has challenged h00k [376/864] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:19:10 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/10/17 19:28:05] fattrat [934/1139] has come upon h00k [638/864] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:28:38 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/11/17 01:05:50] h00k [421/864] has come upon robox [55/697] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:15:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/12/17 00:19:15] h00k [348/864] has challenged osannatas [322/689] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:24:42 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/12/17 00:19:15] h00k has dealt osannatas a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:47:26 is added to osannatas's clock.
[07/12/17 10:48:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 05:08:58 from level 78.
[07/12/17 11:40:52] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:55:54 towards level 78.
[07/14/17 12:40:16] Bkid and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 14:27:17] adamchainz [185/270] has challenged h00k [99/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[07/15/17 16:41:51] h00k [540/864] has challenged hannesenator [1139/1168] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:28:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/15/17 18:23:30] h00k and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 21:45:41] Sixbierehomme and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 03:30:02] ToHellWithGA [72/415] has come upon h00k [436/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:00 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/16/17 07:44:26] h00k [740/864] has challenged elbie [639/807] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:47:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/16/17 12:48:08] h00k, allo, and qbit [1631/2070] have team battled J, Heisenberg, and Misza [1213/2591] and won! 2 days, 05:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 21:46:45] h00k [175/864] has challenged dclaw123 [581/923] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:26:50 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/17/17 19:09:14] BronyDee, h00k, Ttech, and AngryParsley have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/17 14:26:47] grooverider, abra0, and simple [1919/2993] have team battled h00k, soltys, and KingQuackers [1773/1901] and won! 0 days, 03:00:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 07:18:33] Adar [468/547] has challenged h00k [328/864] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from Adar's clock.
[07/21/17 18:48:11] Torgeir, mordac, and Syloq [670/1729] have team battled PinkiePie, Globalirc, and h00k [6/2196] and won! 0 days, 01:59:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/17 20:45:26] Fattyeater [112/552] has challenged h00k [711/864] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[07/22/17 15:02:01] IdleMaster, Bkid, and Agent86 [1577/1953] have team battled grooverider, holloway, and h00k [1905/2772] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/17 19:10:07] h00k [616/864] has challenged holloway [720/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:42:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/24/17 01:53:41] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:00 towards level 78.
[07/25/17 01:46:36] h00k got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:59:28 from level 78.
[07/26/17 22:21:02] Sundance and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 21:32:45] Tenorman, h00k, and Nistur [528/2349] have team battled charitwo, dwfreed, and hannesenator [471/2169] and won! 3 days, 12:35:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 21:33:01] tspange [709/771] has challenged h00k [698/864] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:24 is removed from tspange's clock.
[01/25/18 01:31:01] agrajag, h00k, and charitwo [410/2269] have team battled sbp, speedmann, and Lios [1487/1786] and lost! 3 days, 03:11:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/18 22:41:30] h00k [150/864] has challenged codedeeply [632/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:23:56 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/26/18 02:31:30] Andries [173/783] has come upon h00k [437/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:09:04 is added to Andries's clock.
[01/27/18 05:52:08] h00k [166/864] has challenged SpikeX [572/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:24 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/28/18 02:34:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 4 days, 06:50:42 toward level 78.
[01/28/18 14:00:33] Ttech [1233/1630] has come upon h00k [489/864] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:03:28 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/28/18 21:14:11] h00k and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 06:26:04] xayto [50/701] has come upon h00k [509/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:56 is added to xayto's clock.
[01/29/18 19:03:19] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:50 towards level 78.
[02/01/18 08:48:55] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:03 towards level 78.
[02/01/18 17:25:12] h00k and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 19:04:27] Atan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 22:00:28] Frogging101, basicMiracle, and pixelate [822/1597] have team battled TauPan, dax, and h00k [866/2077] and lost! 2 days, 16:05:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/18 22:14:03] h00k [183/864] has come upon SlowRiot [469/986] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:00:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/02/18 01:50:55] h00k [356/864] has come upon gildarts [139/510] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:25:53 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/03/18 00:43:38] bl4ckscor3 and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/18 01:12:18] Killerkid, Sharky4, and MadMan [448/2171] have team battled h00k, kork, and liara [698/1668] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/18 05:50:13] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:23 towards level 78.
[02/03/18 11:44:40] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:31 towards level 78.
[02/04/18 14:39:19] h00k [534/864] has come upon nfsnobody [374/720] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:24:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/06/18 11:11:48] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:31 towards level 78.
[02/06/18 11:58:38] h00k, Tenorman, and KeboDK [2036/2774] have team battled MetaNova, bigjay, and Killerkid [1466/2863] and won! 0 days, 07:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/18 02:27:47] shandor [40/617] has come upon h00k [485/864] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:19:35 is added to shandor's clock.
[02/07/18 09:12:29] Euronur [585/734] has come upon h00k [312/864] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:07:24 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[02/07/18 16:54:59] h00k [113/864] has challenged zankore [267/858] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/07/18 22:48:01] ToHellWithGA [536/731] has come upon h00k [602/864] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:28:12 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/08/18 14:49:13] double, ilbelkyr, and h00k [870/2471] have team battled damyan, Eiam, and Zaratustra [2193/2543] and lost! 1 day, 14:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/18 18:29:39] h00k [661/864] has challenged Eiam [322/699] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:41:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/09/18 10:14:59] glorgamitch and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 03:59:44] h00k, Euronur, and Asara [1312/2844] have team battled sunri5e, xayto, and Zaratustra [1083/2375] and won! 0 days, 20:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 13:44:52] MJ94, AngryParsley, and dclaw123 [768/2589] have team battled h00k, vegadark, and Majak [820/1890] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/18 07:59:18] RBecker [13/782] has come upon h00k [162/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:37:45 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/12/18 23:17:48] nomatame [92/258] has come upon h00k [645/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:07 is added to nomatame's clock.
[02/13/18 04:14:29] h00k ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:28:12 from level 79.
[02/13/18 22:28:03] codedeeply, neurospex, and h00k [974/2852] have team battled blind, astropoint, and Mirc0p [1678/2097] and lost! 3 days, 23:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/18 15:57:41] SpikeX [410/832] has come upon h00k [765/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:58:54 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[02/16/18 19:23:06] Ttech [2/1630] has come upon h00k [194/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:25:36 is added to Ttech's clock.
[02/17/18 07:01:05] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:31:49 from level 79.
[02/17/18 10:19:00] h00k was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:04:06 from level 79.
[02/17/18 15:23:23] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:14:31 towards level 79.
[02/17/18 20:37:58] vegadark, Killerkid, and basepi [1229/2286] have team battled h00k, ejai, and Brady [1003/1867] and won! 2 days, 10:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 22:47:15] h00k and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/18 23:10:54] h00k, brendan, and Ais [1303/2609] have team battled liara, Taffer, and kenyon [1818/2465] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 01:38:59] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:30:04 towards level 79.
[02/18/18 12:08:41] Heisenberg [699/894] has come upon h00k [708/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:21:05 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[02/18/18 16:46:04] speedmann [264/565] has challenged h00k [382/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to speedmann's clock.
[02/20/18 13:13:56] greekman [126/246] has challenged h00k [26/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:13 is removed from greekman's clock.
[02/20/18 14:56:27] h00k burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! h00k's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/18 18:27:11] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:10:36 towards level 79.
[04/26/18 05:55:38] grindhold [288/292] has challenged h00k [265/859] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:19 is removed from grindhold's clock.
[04/26/18 07:24:55] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:52:58 from level 79.
[04/26/18 22:54:39] Sixbierehomme and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/18 06:49:18] Nistur and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 14:51:52] h00k has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:06 from level 79.
[04/28/18 17:57:49] Atan [500/585] has come upon h00k [232/859] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:45:47 is removed from Atan's clock.
[04/28/18 18:03:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 8 days, 18:06:54 toward level 79.
[04/29/18 17:26:38] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:19 towards level 79.
[05/01/18 09:29:39] Mithkabob and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 09:54:31] WallIdl [481/815] has challenged h00k [81/859] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:01:31 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[05/02/18 04:19:54] CompanionCube [157/287] has challenged h00k [463/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[05/03/18 10:41:46] mefmef stole h00k's level 260 pair of boots while they were sleeping! mefmef leaves their old level 36 pair of boots behind, which h00k then takes.
[06/03/18 03:58:12] Zye [627/1206] has challenged h00k [4/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:37:56 is removed from Zye's clock.
[06/03/18 22:04:38] h00k [121/617] has challenged Lios [626/876] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:20 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/04/18 00:17:55] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:39 towards level 79.
[06/05/18 01:29:34] Euronur [123/685] has come upon h00k [319/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:20 is added to Euronur's clock.
[06/05/18 17:23:20] dax, damyan, and h00k [636/2126] have team battled Elgo, shandor, and Atan [1348/1663] and lost! 5 days, 02:28:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 10:25:42] h00k [162/617] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [745/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:36:20 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/10/18 06:25:04] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:05 towards level 79.
[06/10/18 11:57:26] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:47 towards level 79.
[06/10/18 17:13:36] Maria and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/18 03:49:46] h00k [66/611] has challenged ncarl747 [316/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:52:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/12/18 13:11:08] h00k [58/611] has come upon hannesenator [668/1132] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:45:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/13/18 05:58:50] Milquetoast [790/947] has challenged h00k [228/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:14 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/14/18 06:57:32] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:49 towards level 79.
[06/14/18 21:13:00] h00k and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/18 17:20:06] h00k [564/611] has challenged brendan [451/1423] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:46:45 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/17/18 10:35:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 5 days, 20:40:35 toward level 79.
[06/18/18 22:44:07] Psilocybe [571/724] has come upon h00k [459/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:28 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/19/18 07:47:15] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:29 towards level 79.
[06/20/18 09:27:43] h00k [437/611] has come upon abra0 [206/1000] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/20/18 17:59:53] crudd [211/373] has challenged h00k [533/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to crudd's clock.
[06/20/18 20:13:24] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:50 towards level 79.
[06/20/18 22:03:22] damyan, Yuhno, and SpikeX [69/2409] have team battled khmerboy, Herb_Tarlek, and h00k [1406/1899] and lost! 3 days, 23:21:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/18 14:23:49] h00k [475/611] has challenged Maruiki [76/293] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:26:12 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/21/18 23:37:49] h00k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:48:13 from level 80.
[06/22/18 16:20:09] MrGlass [840/842] has come upon h00k [360/611] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:30:38 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[06/22/18 21:33:38] Euronur, h00k, and Zye [1932/2457] have team battled mefmef, Nofew, and Psilocybe [26/2664] and won! 1 day, 06:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 07:28:46] idlerpgww and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 14:49:11] jrosmith, xayto, and Khorne [2269/2587] have team battled h00k, kier, and Flonk [2020/2239] and won! 0 days, 16:51:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 15:58:00] h00k [70/611] has come upon freeboson [637/992] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:04:30 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/25/18 16:06:48] h00k [96/611] has come upon freeboson [508/992] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:40:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/15/18 20:45:11] h00k [97/612] has challenged Cameron_D [1469/1608] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:10:23 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/16/18 08:29:12] AbacusAvenger [197/864] has come upon h00k [225/612] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 11:37:22 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[11/16/18 19:01:55] Tor and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/18 23:42:22] Emar [254/359] has challenged h00k [454/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Emar's clock.
[11/17/18 07:04:07] Xenofex, h00k, and Zoddo [1095/2072] have team battled Milquetoast, HeavyPodda, and Misza [2840/3164] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/18 07:29:48] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:03:45 towards level 80.
[11/17/18 16:16:52] L [46/192] has challenged h00k [430/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to L's clock.
[11/20/18 10:49:01] h00k [588/612] has come upon MJ94 [83/702] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 02:51:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/20/18 23:39:02] h00k [392/612] has come upon Heisenberg [319/704] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:31:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/21/18 19:44:24] h00k [299/612] has come upon holloway [318/977] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:52:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/24/18 16:00:50] h00k, yano, and Zye [1242/2651] have team battled petrichor, NPC4946410567318, and Pici [1043/2620] and won! 1 day, 23:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 16:32:36] h00k [544/612] has challenged Nistur [427/522] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:38:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/25/18 06:22:52] Emar [225/360] has challenged h00k [320/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Emar's clock.
[11/27/18 22:20:54] useless [872/898] has come upon h00k [352/612] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:31:45 is removed from useless's clock.
[11/28/18 04:27:47] eva42, Atan, and irix [427/2868] have team battled freeboson, h00k, and M144 [585/2072] and lost! 3 days, 01:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/18 14:56:01] h00k [369/612] has come upon maria420 [287/351] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:28:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/29/18 15:47:06] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:20:27 towards level 80.
[11/29/18 18:17:00] SCSi [117/522] has come upon h00k [301/612] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:28:34 is added to SCSi's clock.
[11/30/18 01:05:21] max and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 08:09:48] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and MrGlass [2072/2437] have team battled h00k, L, and Nofew [1199/2021] and won! 0 days, 01:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 12:13:28] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:17 towards level 80.
[11/30/18 16:36:37] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/18 07:49:19] agrajag [926/996] has come upon h00k [318/612] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:03:44 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[12/03/18 11:20:33] h00k [262/612] has challenged WallIdl [101/772] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:34:07 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/04/18 01:23:52] womblecat [434/613] has challenged h00k [2/612] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:40:10 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[12/04/18 01:23:52] womblecat has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:06:38 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/04/18 17:14:57] h00k [107/612] has come upon Lemongrab [840/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:48 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/04/18 20:22:00] Nistur and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/18 09:06:55] vegadark, DrJosh9000, and agrajag [1693/2086] have team battled simple, h00k, and JuanMaestro [2182/2612] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 16:38:13] Roxana [9/1135] has challenged h00k [608/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:04 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/07/18 11:45:56] h00k was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:07:32 from level 80.
[12/07/18 22:45:12] h00k [308/616] has challenged dwfreed [344/444] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/09/18 00:17:42] max, MJ94, and KeboDK [1503/2612] have team battled vegadark, Lnk, and h00k [1898/2152] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 09:42:09] h00k was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:49 from level 80.
[12/10/18 14:36:44] h00k was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:43:41 from level 80.
[12/10/18 15:15:56] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:38 towards level 80.
[12/10/18 19:39:55] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:12 towards level 80.
[12/11/18 01:39:49] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:28 towards level 80.
[12/11/18 04:14:57] FSM, grooverider, h00k, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/18 09:04:31] h00k [188/616] has challenged irix [219/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:32:55 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/11/18 11:01:19] SCSi and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 14:31:37] Asara and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 02:38:50] Zye, canton7, and HeavyPodda [615/3347] have team battled yano, h00k, and RBecker [1007/2157] and lost! 2 days, 08:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 16:11:50] Milquetoast [322/973] has challenged h00k [543/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:07 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/13/18 02:02:42] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:26 towards level 80.
[12/13/18 11:26:12] h00k [184/616] has come upon bobvador [266/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/13/18 12:56:57] vegadark [367/706] has challenged h00k [25/616] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:10:42 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/14/18 18:50:04] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/18 08:41:32] Majak, beeferikson, and M144 [386/1297] have team battled h00k, vox, and crysys [2482/2539] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 10:59:08] Iceman [10/267] has challenged h00k [42/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Iceman's clock.
[12/16/18 01:54:28] h00k [309/651] has challenged djm [610/811] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/16/18 03:31:44] theZoMBiE, h00k, and Xenthys [293/1621] have team battled crysys, Yuhno, and dindinx [1015/2367] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/18 13:47:36] yano and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 15:04:55] Sharky4, petrichor, and Yuhno [1838/2622] have team battled apiw, h00k, and bobvador [1286/2069] and won! 0 days, 00:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 16:09:10] h00k, Roxana, and pixelate [366/2262] have team battled osannatas, PiotrekD, and Asara [982/2980] and lost! 4 days, 21:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/18 19:14:49] vegadark [94/706] has challenged h00k [603/651] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:55:23 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/17/18 00:47:22] kork [170/365] has come upon h00k [40/651] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:03:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/17/18 09:09:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 02:25:21 from level 81.
[12/17/18 18:49:18] MetaNova, Nofew, and h00k [1652/2744] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, Xenthys, and sigmg [244/1335] and won! 0 days, 15:10:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/18 20:20:36] shandor [56/568] has challenged h00k [331/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:01:06 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/18/18 13:24:29] h00k [91/651] has challenged lipek [653/1233] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:57:44 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/19/18 00:26:59] h00k [632/651] has challenged JuanMaestro [784/903] in combat and lost! 13 days, 07:36:33 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/19/18 02:42:48] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/18 16:49:47] xonic [344/385] has challenged h00k [276/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:26 is removed from xonic's clock.
[12/20/18 18:14:14] h00k [159/651] has come upon Zoddo [111/1097] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 03:56:14 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/21/18 03:01:43] Tor [383/1145] has come upon h00k [399/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:41:25 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/28/18 01:50:39] strife [84/378] has challenged h00k [113/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to strife's clock.
[12/29/18 16:07:32] h00k [275/652] has come upon strife [316/412] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:39:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/29/18 21:47:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 87 days, 17:10:17 toward level 81.
[12/30/18 13:32:58] h00k [385/652] has challenged Birdbones [332/1374] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:40:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/31/18 05:12:11] snakegums [164/236] has challenged h00k [356/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to snakegums's clock.
[12/31/18 06:36:58] AncalagonThBlack [263/721] has challenged h00k [172/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:29:32 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[01/02/19 22:03:49] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:24 towards level 81.
[01/03/19 20:44:22] autist [77/329] has challenged h00k [592/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to autist's clock.
[01/04/19 00:56:18] Yuhno [304/674] has come upon h00k [377/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:49:05 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[01/04/19 08:08:48] waffles [209/559] has challenged h00k [484/652] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to waffles's clock.
[01/05/19 02:50:44] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:21 towards level 81.
[01/05/19 15:07:13] ncarl747 [394/802] has challenged h00k [317/652] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:39:28 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[01/06/19 18:01:19] h00k was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:39:35 from level 81.
[01/08/19 03:06:57] psycho, Misza, and vegadark [749/2350] have team battled zygren, SpikeX, and h00k [713/1928] and won! 1 day, 02:35:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/19 03:54:24] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:54 towards level 81.
[01/10/19 06:34:52] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:45 towards level 81.
[01/16/19 22:11:39] h00k [224/652] has come upon Misza [500/1220] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:17:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/17/19 10:36:16] h00k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:44:57 from level 81.
[01/17/19 14:39:28] h00k, Psilocybe, and NRKist [1060/2045] have team battled bigjay, Zye, and LukeLR [2248/3475] and lost! 1 day, 04:25:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 20:05:13] hannesenator, Beavis, and PiotrekD [1197/2924] have team battled Nuae, MJ94, and h00k [489/1578] and won! 0 days, 21:24:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 01:43:41] elbie [923/982] has come upon h00k [201/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/20/19 17:28:50] h00k met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:05:07 from level 81.
[01/20/19 22:00:08] Crazycatlady and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/19 18:18:53] SlowRiot [378/963] has come upon h00k [601/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:55 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[01/23/19 20:35:59] h00k [187/652] has challenged pants [149/975] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:01:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/25/19 06:43:57] h00k [35/652] has challenged Atan [177/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:26:32 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/26/19 04:49:05] h00k [593/652] has challenged ToHellWithGA [558/936] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:15:45 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/26/19 11:50:40] petrichor [667/1217] has challenged h00k [259/652] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:23:57 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[01/26/19 15:26:26] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:09 towards level 81.
[01/27/19 19:19:04] IndigoTiger, Mars, and aismallard [453/2695] have team battled h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and SirMonkeybox [497/1545] and lost! 0 days, 19:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/19 03:14:16] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:44 towards level 81.
[01/29/19 13:29:08] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:43 towards level 81.
[01/29/19 16:38:49] Sam [216/439] has challenged h00k [640/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Sam's clock.
[01/29/19 19:45:15] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:45 towards level 81.
[01/30/19 04:52:55] Lemelisk, suterismus, and allo [530/3225] have team battled TimWolla, h00k, and freeboson [1744/2458] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/19 07:15:21] Flonk, h00k, and Psilocybe [2213/2310] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, Krelian, and Andries [1140/1567] and won! 1 day, 04:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/19 07:27:11] zygren, astropoint, ToHellWithGA, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/19 12:59:00] h00k [531/652] has come upon zygren [177/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/30/19 15:13:25] h00k [286/652] has challenged KeboDK [594/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:59 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/31/19 00:30:27] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:16 towards level 81.
[01/31/19 03:05:11] Misza, pants, and MadMan [1560/3355] have team battled Phreaker, h00k, and Jay_of_Delucia [1380/1430] and won! 3 days, 14:49:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 07:43:20] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 10:47:09] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:56 towards level 81.
[02/02/19 12:31:07] h00k [553/652] has challenged crysys [577/780] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:54:46 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/03/19 01:11:49] h00k [463/652] has come upon LukeLR [643/645] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:02:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/03/19 07:44:19] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 08:22:16] neurospex [379/1188] has challenged h00k [393/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:47:05 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/03/19 13:30:44] h00k, kenyon, and blizgerg [695/3047] have team battled Crazycatlady, TauPan, and waifu [349/1924] and won! 3 days, 01:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 21:39:49] Curious_Onion, borsin, and TimWolla [1813/2218] have team battled pfoley, h00k, and lagertonne [1078/2040] and won! 0 days, 13:44:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 03:16:41] D.Va and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 07:14:35] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:07:51 towards level 82.
[02/04/19 07:34:37] allo [50/612] has come upon h00k [181/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:51:26 is added to allo's clock.
[02/04/19 13:28:58] h00k [198/652] has challenged Mars [118/1110] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:58:18 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/04/19 20:37:33] h00k got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:44:19 from level 82.
[02/05/19 04:39:49] h00k [60/652] has come upon IndigoTiger [528/914] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:19:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/05/19 11:53:00] h00k [240/652] has come upon tspange [277/785] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:50:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/06/19 20:42:08] h00k [81/652] has challenged vox [1035/1147] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:40:07 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/07/19 18:09:43] bebbet [71/561] has come upon h00k [606/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:53 is added to bebbet's clock.
[02/07/19 18:35:40] zygren [383/478] has come upon h00k [372/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:37:16 is removed from zygren's clock.
[02/07/19 22:38:38] h00k [305/652] has come upon ishanyx [243/626] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:50:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/08/19 06:33:49] h00k [401/652] has come upon RBecker [742/842] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:01:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/08/19 10:28:26] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:50:53 from level 82.
[02/08/19 11:21:17] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:58:42 from level 82.
[02/09/19 17:42:54] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:00:34 towards level 82.
[02/10/19 01:22:46] h00k slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! h00k's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/19 18:08:08] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:56:26 towards level 82.
[02/10/19 19:08:40] h00k [116/650] has come upon SlowRiot [12/965] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 20:21:29 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/10/19 21:05:02] h00k [222/726] has challenged alephnull [706/787] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:55:15 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/10/19 22:19:31] brendan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 05:06:56] ishanyx [137/638] has challenged h00k [232/726] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:59:50 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[02/11/19 15:25:11] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:52:58 towards level 82.
[02/12/19 18:46:17] xayto, sbp, and ccr0w [314/1497] have team battled h00k, Lemelisk, and Virtual [2362/2739] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/19 08:00:06] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:25 towards level 82.
[02/18/19 15:44:44] h00k [715/726] has challenged ncarl747 [708/787] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:43:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/19/19 15:40:51] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:01 towards level 82.
[02/20/19 19:50:50] freeboson and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 02:08:24] sunri5e [117/1161] has come upon h00k [81/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:35:18 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[02/21/19 03:23:15] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:22:57 towards level 82.
[02/21/19 03:50:36] skarlso and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 15:27:16] bootdisk, Geela, and h00k [246/2727] have team battled cirdan, loomysh, and crudd [1441/2576] and lost! 6 days, 09:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/19 02:26:03] HellSpawn [40/450] has challenged h00k [152/726] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:36:38 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/03/19 00:51:24] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and Birdbones [1857/2417] have team battled sigmg, h00k, and irix [2020/2365] and lost! 2 days, 03:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/19 04:42:53] h00k sharpened the edge of their weapon! h00k's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/19 11:31:25] JensRex [185/1161] has come upon h00k [581/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:04:25 is added to JensRex's clock.
[03/04/19 20:14:04] h00k misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:43:23 from level 82.
[03/05/19 00:06:35] h00k [347/749] has challenged fattrat [917/1223] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:35:38 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/05/19 04:07:32] kork [373/379] has challenged h00k [634/749] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:46:07 is added to kork's clock.
[03/05/19 11:36:19] h00k [354/749] has come upon shandor [136/577] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 10:38:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/05/19 18:29:48] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:26:03 from level 82.
[03/11/19 17:40:16] h00k [195/749] has challenged pants [367/1190] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:35:32 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/11/19 22:09:43] manish17xxx, h00k, and Sharky4 [2112/2294] have team battled GilbertErik, Fluttershy, and irix [545/2840] and won! 1 day, 19:08:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 05:47:57] AncalagonThBlack, h00k, and simple [1389/2686] have team battled brendan, pants, and csc2ya [836/3037] and won! 12 days, 01:34:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 12:51:03] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 20:01:54] MiddlewareMonkey [77/450] has come upon h00k [594/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:06:08 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/12/19 22:46:12] ishanyx [80/623] has challenged h00k [485/749] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:07:17 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[03/13/19 05:18:30] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:59:23 towards level 82.
[03/13/19 22:51:08] bootdisk [880/1323] has challenged h00k [658/749] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:40 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[03/14/19 00:51:32] h00k [725/749] has challenged pants [156/1190] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:02:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/18/19 15:38:04] brendan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/19 16:30:51] IllusiveMan_, Lemongrab, and h00k [150/2030] have team battled waifu, Faker, and TauPan [900/1547] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 17:30:34] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:23:53 towards level 82.
[03/19/19 21:20:49] Xenthys [105/547] has challenged h00k [312/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:57:30 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[03/23/19 22:00:16] h00k lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:54:24 from level 82.
[03/24/19 13:18:52] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:16:08 towards level 82.
[03/25/19 12:21:56] Phreaker [489/514] has challenged h00k [41/749] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from Phreaker's clock.
[03/25/19 21:52:30] theZoMBiE [211/424] has challenged h00k [16/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:53:09 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/26/19 03:42:29] lipek, h00k, and Zye [3199/3539] have team battled manish17xxx, Xenthys, and GilbertErik [1785/2113] and won! 0 days, 15:17:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 15:04:56] Clearcasting [127/638] has come upon h00k [414/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:31:44 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/26/19 15:24:09] h00k [137/749] has come upon dindinx [461/1007] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:45:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/26/19 20:25:21] h00k [86/749] has come upon kenyon [1020/1129] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:57:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/27/19 20:49:49] theZoMBiE [4/424] has come upon h00k [342/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/28/19 11:02:08] Herb_Tarlek [659/901] has come upon h00k [465/749] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:48:45 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[03/29/19 02:29:29] PlasmaStar [123/133] has challenged h00k [677/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[03/29/19 03:48:22] Tanelom [163/190] has challenged h00k [583/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Tanelom's clock.
[03/29/19 13:58:30] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:02:02 towards level 82.
[03/29/19 20:40:31] MrGlass [454/896] has challenged h00k [506/749] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:52:49 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[03/30/19 05:33:56] Andries and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 20:07:09] h00k set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:28:16 from level 82.
[04/01/19 04:26:35] h00k [119/749] has challenged The_Joker [88/327] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:10:55 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/01/19 11:16:49] h00k [664/749] has come upon bisco [302/316] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:52:49 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/04/19 16:55:21] Walter, h00k, and Pici [1465/2236] have team battled tmberg, SirMonkeybox, and meskio [450/2221] and won! 0 days, 03:06:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 02:59:14] LeLutin [208/292] has challenged h00k [412/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to LeLutin's clock.
[04/05/19 08:15:50] LukeLR, Notir, and MiddlewareMonkey [995/1227] have team battled TimWolla, h00k, and max [2707/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 19:45:45] h00k broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:38:31 from level 82.
[04/05/19 20:31:49] anarcat [309/384] has come upon h00k [650/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:09:27 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/12/19 04:38:34] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:10:53 from level 82.
[04/12/19 10:18:41] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:18:50 towards level 82.
[04/13/19 16:24:42] h00k [648/749] has come upon dwfreed [20/424] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:18:25 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/13/19 16:24:42] h00k has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 16 days, 00:15:06 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/23/19 21:29:15] jack [120/194] has challenged h00k [347/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to jack's clock.
[04/25/19 00:12:57] Sharky4 [3/807] has come upon h00k [707/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:50:03 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/26/19 02:09:08] golgy [6/238] has challenged h00k [687/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to golgy's clock.
[04/26/19 02:16:33] h00k [97/749] has come upon dwfreed [360/590] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:13:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/26/19 10:17:17] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:59:13 from level 82.
[04/26/19 12:20:25] MetaNova and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/19 23:47:40] h00k [123/749] has challenged JensRex [783/1180] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:34:57 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/27/19 08:06:32] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:34:36 towards level 82.
[05/02/19 16:22:49] h00k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:46:56 from level 82.
[05/03/19 05:46:06] bebbet [548/563] has come upon h00k [8/749] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:33:56 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[05/04/19 12:29:51] h00k [378/749] has come upon lavamind [400/554] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:35:46 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/04/19 12:42:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 3 days, 03:31:23 toward level 82.
[05/08/19 20:23:48] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:08:30 towards level 82.
[05/09/19 04:48:33] h00k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:34:49 from level 82.
[05/10/19 18:32:41] Euph0ria, csc2ya, and elbie [1504/1889] have team battled h00k, Everyman, and skarlso [873/1960] and won! 0 days, 09:06:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 18:11:23] h00k [123/749] has come upon csc2ya [163/471] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:40:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/14/19 18:27:36] h00k [286/749] has challenged alephnull [28/782] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:37:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/15/19 01:12:58] Ni'Zu [165/300] has challenged h00k [558/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Ni'Zu's clock.
[05/15/19 15:32:27] h00k [220/749] has challenged Sharky4 [750/807] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:07:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/16/19 15:15:20] Heisenberg and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/19 14:55:04] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:44:48 towards level 82.
[05/18/19 01:06:17] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:14 towards level 82.
[05/18/19 11:41:00] ncarl747 [61/814] has come upon h00k [208/749] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:27:19 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[05/19/19 19:47:47] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:46 towards level 82.
[05/20/19 08:58:51] Zaratustra [462/1164] has challenged h00k [425/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:03:21 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/20/19 16:21:32] Ironhoof [355/1164] has come upon h00k [107/749] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:35:22 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[05/20/19 18:38:17] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:51 towards level 82.
[05/20/19 19:01:15] h00k [712/749] has challenged blabber [228/475] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:58:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/21/19 10:27:11] Khorne and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/19 12:12:11] h00k [567/749] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [137/775] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:11:54 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/21/19 15:15:40] h00k got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:20:27 from level 82.
[05/21/19 21:52:45] MadMan, IllusiveMan_, and Bradicus [586/2612] have team battled h00k, simple, and Bahhumbug [886/2892] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/19 03:21:21] h00k [175/749] has come upon djm [736/964] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:35:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/23/19 04:23:30] idlerpgww, pants, h00k, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/19 19:18:02] h00k [607/749] has challenged Brainiac [192/721] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:54:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/25/19 01:24:53] dax [242/569] has challenged h00k [630/749] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:44:14 is added to dax's clock.
[05/25/19 05:19:06] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:43 towards level 82.
[05/25/19 13:43:34] h00k [330/749] has come upon Sharky4 [366/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:09:50 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/26/19 15:29:40] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:07:09 towards level 82.
[05/26/19 22:36:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 22:42:25 toward level 82.
[05/31/19 14:00:49] h00k [560/749] has challenged Killerkid [773/1098] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:07:13 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/31/19 20:26:20] h00k and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/19 15:26:51] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:12 towards level 82.
[06/01/19 22:29:38] Ttech [518/1820] has come upon h00k [576/749] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:56:15 is added to Ttech's clock.
[06/04/19 04:38:48] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:15 towards level 82.
[06/04/19 11:17:30] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:10 towards level 82.
[06/10/19 17:20:26] h00k [300/749] has challenged sigmg [67/732] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:50:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/10/19 21:10:56] Elgo [151/478] has come upon h00k [38/749] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 16:27:23 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[06/10/19 21:53:55] lavamind, h00k, and Xenofex [546/2130] have team battled holloway, Sundance, and pants [232/2673] and won! 0 days, 18:31:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 22:47:09] khmerboy, Nistur, and h00k [194/1958] have team battled kenyon, psycho, and Sixbierehomme [1111/2382] and lost! 3 days, 15:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/19 06:01:53] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:20 towards level 82.
[06/25/19 06:23:41] Scornn [396/468] has challenged h00k [298/749] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:16 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[06/26/19 20:02:00] h00k [18/749] has come upon Crazycatlady [150/674] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:33:45 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/26/19 20:44:06] Andries and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 08:35:08] Heisenberg, Brainiac, xmj, and h00k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/19 10:15:25] h00k [470/749] has come upon dartainus [26/300] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:16:58 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/28/19 16:41:36] h00k [413/749] has challenged LapTop006 [383/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:18:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/29/19 07:44:58] h00k [544/749] has challenged bookworm [222/391] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:45 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/29/19 15:46:42] niko [797/810] has challenged h00k [610/749] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:26:20 is removed from niko's clock.
[06/30/19 13:07:07] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:10 towards level 82.
[06/30/19 19:38:19] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:47 from level 82.
[07/02/19 06:17:49] sc_ [18/225] has come upon h00k [249/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:53 is added to sc_'s clock.
[07/02/19 10:40:10] h00k [21/749] has come upon micah [450/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:13:04 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/03/19 09:43:29] Nistur and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 16:39:09] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:28 from level 82.
[07/05/19 15:07:34] pollo, DrJosh9000, and Lemelisk [452/2757] have team battled h00k, Heisenberg, and Khorne [1235/2538] and lost! 2 days, 00:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/19 15:56:14] dindinx and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 14:05:09] h00k [499/749] has challenged Fluttershy [660/1066] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:06:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/15/19 14:11:10] GipsyPureGold [19/173] has challenged h00k [229/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to GipsyPureGold's clock.
[07/16/19 11:35:37] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:14 towards level 82.
[07/16/19 14:15:08] h00k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:01 from level 82.
[07/16/19 14:33:21] Reilly, The_Joker, and damyan [1635/1985] have team battled dartainus, h00k, and pixelate [899/1734] and won! 0 days, 20:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 05:32:00] niko stole h00k's level 52 tunic while they were sleeping! niko leaves their old level 36 tunic behind, which h00k then takes.
[07/26/19 06:29:32] h00k sharpened the edge of their weapon! h00k's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/19 07:07:43] Ttech [435/1915] has challenged h00k [83/756] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:08:32 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/31/19 14:26:22] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:52:45 from level 82.
[08/01/19 07:30:02] h00k [632/756] has come upon manish17xxx [566/811] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:02:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/06/19 16:32:58] h00k was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:14:35 from level 82.
[08/07/19 01:10:58] h00k lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:54 from level 82.
[08/07/19 08:20:45] Mateusz, h00k, and snek [1977/2494] have team battled max, TauPan, and Asara [165/2531] and won! 0 days, 04:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 21:33:51] Kropotkin [295/610] has come upon h00k [678/756] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:27:54 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[08/10/19 19:23:22] h00k [99/756] has come upon woonack [462/733] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:43:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/10/19 21:15:45] StalkR [123/419] has come upon h00k [405/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:14 is added to StalkR's clock.
[08/10/19 21:28:00] nawcom [201/453] has come upon h00k [400/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:45 is added to nawcom's clock.
[08/12/19 05:37:06] BagelBites [558/697] has challenged h00k [388/756] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:56:06 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[09/05/19 14:59:55] h00k EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:50:28 from level 82.
[09/05/19 18:00:14] h00k [423/756] has come upon Sundance [37/543] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:15:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/05/19 23:21:41] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:17 towards level 82.
[09/28/19 06:51:02] h00k [216/756] has come upon Yuhno [471/708] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:03:48 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/29/19 06:53:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 23 days, 00:11:23 toward level 82.
[09/30/19 10:21:58] Cephandrius [11/18] has challenged h00k [88/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Cephandrius's clock.
[09/30/19 23:49:10] Atan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/19 14:10:20] h00k [748/756] has challenged pants [750/1172] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:57:48 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/02/19 06:22:10] micah [50/827] has come upon h00k [337/756] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:45:26 is added to micah's clock.
[10/02/19 09:35:54] bebbet [576/587] has come upon h00k [11/756] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:59:25 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[10/02/19 23:32:11] h00k [291/756] has come upon micah [563/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:35:34 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/03/19 15:15:08] Tor, h00k, and dwfreed [1682/2468] have team battled CornFly, Herb_Tarlek, and algernon [282/2786] and won! 1 day, 09:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 21:14:12] h00k [131/756] has come upon Sundance [269/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/03/19 21:19:26] h00k [311/756] has come upon Sundance [8/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:27:11 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/04/19 00:24:20] h00k [481/756] has challenged dwfreed [490/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:23:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/04/19 16:13:07] Andries and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 20:34:52] SCSi [332/734] has challenged h00k [234/756] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:37:07 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/07/19 09:43:29] h00k [328/756] has challenged zid [863/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:57 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/08/19 03:40:06] h00k [83/756] has come upon bisco [474/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/08/19 08:46:30] h00k [503/756] has come upon Cameron_D [1161/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/30/19 16:06:33] h00k and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/19 20:04:43] h00k [68/756] has come upon sjums_the_great [216/489] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:32:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/07/19 10:47:18] Desspugne [234/844] has challenged h00k [676/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[11/07/19 15:12:22] algernon [434/699] has challenged h00k [199/756] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:18:08 is removed from algernon's clock.
[11/07/19 17:43:51] Roxana and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 06:42:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 7 days, 05:18:03 toward level 82.
[11/08/19 21:56:31] holloway, AngryParsley, and xonic [1549/2920] have team battled h00k, dwfreed, and manish17xxx [865/2324] and won! 1 day, 06:50:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 02:22:18] Milquetoast [115/1017] has challenged h00k [510/756] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:48:01 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/12/19 15:10:22] brendan, Ironhoof, and h00k [2315/3382] have team battled Eldoreth, xayto, and mordac [3254/3349] and lost! 4 days, 10:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/19 23:54:38] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:35 towards level 82.
[11/13/19 08:20:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 17:20:25 toward level 82.
[11/14/19 03:49:59] Syloq and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/19 06:45:16] Pici [421/1344] has come upon h00k [335/756] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:15:59 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/14/19 14:54:42] elbie [37/947] has come upon h00k [116/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[11/15/19 02:05:19] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:30 towards level 82.
[11/15/19 02:51:22] Majak and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 19:37:39] Asara and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 11:59:59] h00k [149/756] has come upon bisco [97/997] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:14:07 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/21/19 00:22:37] inittab, h00k, and MaryMaid [1039/1948] have team battled anarcat, keepermurf, and Crazycatlady [240/2714] and won! 2 days, 08:20:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 20:58:49] h00k was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:01 from level 82.
[11/27/19 16:23:53] mordac [1231/1298] has challenged h00k [142/756] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:28:24 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/27/19 18:09:55] h00k [91/756] has challenged Majak [68/789] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:40:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[11/28/19 07:38:21] h00k, gdm, and max [1509/2357] have team battled humus, M144, and efertone [352/1629] and won! 1 day, 15:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 03:25:05] Nistur and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 04:09:47] Zythan, AncalagonThBlack, and h00k [1988/2124] have team battled dax, tspange, and RBecker [369/2342] and won! 1 day, 01:18:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 11:20:34] h00k [60/756] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [78/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/30/19 01:10:05] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:16 towards level 82.
[11/30/19 18:41:51] Forud [218/566] has come upon h00k [725/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:03 is added to Forud's clock.
[12/01/19 05:50:09] h00k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:43 from level 82.
[12/01/19 11:29:57] h00k [78/756] has come upon unicron [536/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/01/19 14:33:14] h00k [418/756] has challenged jvoisin [153/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:47 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/02/19 11:38:20] h00k [118/756] has challenged PiotrekD [339/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/03/19 12:49:19] CornFly [993/1177] has come upon h00k [97/756] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:03 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/03/19 17:37:01] h00k [245/764] has challenged micah [824/878] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/03/19 18:04:14] sunri5e [1218/1239] has come upon h00k [570/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:46 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[12/04/19 03:45:45] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:24:27 towards level 83.
[12/04/19 04:48:50] Milquetoast [896/1064] has challenged h00k [219/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:25 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/19 11:17:37] h00k and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 17:53:34] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:30:38 towards level 83.
[12/05/19 18:58:31] MaryMaid [572/609] has challenged h00k [522/764] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:18:31 is removed from MaryMaid's clock.
[12/08/19 02:59:50] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:45:39 towards level 83.
[12/08/19 16:44:40] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:05:52 towards level 83.
[12/09/19 05:08:39] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:32:17 from level 83.
[12/10/19 18:08:39] Ether [73/126] has challenged h00k [664/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Ether's clock.
[12/11/19 12:20:14] MJ94 [545/584] has challenged h00k [231/764] in combat and won! 17 days, 13:48:38 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/11/19 13:26:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 33 days, 02:11:06 toward level 83.
[12/11/19 20:05:47] Forud, h00k, and woonack [1294/2232] have team battled PiotrekD, dclaw123, and Fjord [30/2490] and won! 3 days, 05:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 00:57:59] h00k saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:27:12 from level 83.
[12/12/19 22:11:36] Chuck [173/753] has come upon h00k [304/764] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:04:50 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/13/19 00:45:15] Zyphyr, suterismus, and sjefen6 [1437/2633] have team battled h00k, Nechayev, and LukeLR [433/2435] and won! 1 day, 13:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 15:52:21] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:21 towards level 83.
[12/15/19 00:52:07] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:12 from level 83.
[12/15/19 13:44:42] h00k and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/19 00:54:32] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:03 towards level 83.
[12/17/19 05:05:34] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:34 from level 83.
[12/18/19 17:41:46] h00k [526/764] has come upon MetaNova [473/993] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:53:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/18/19 18:43:45] Atan, buyoq, and vegadark [896/1974] have team battled h00k, SCSi, and GipsyPureGold [1570/2168] and lost! 0 days, 22:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/19 22:50:21] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/19 02:45:13] Ratigan [244/809] has come upon h00k [718/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:36 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/19/19 15:37:56] h00k died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:19:11 from level 83.
[12/19/19 21:01:40] h00k [71/764] has come upon Pici [1013/1290] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:43:44 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/20/19 03:58:21] mordac, sjums_the_great, and Heisenberg [532/2602] have team battled L, h00k, and Nistur [731/2391] and lost! 2 days, 00:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/19 09:06:04] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:37 towards level 83.
[12/21/19 16:28:57] h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and algernon [1299/2450] have team battled mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and theZoMBiE [1360/2222] and lost! 2 days, 08:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/19 22:23:41] womblecat stole h00k's level 41 set of leggings while they were sleeping! womblecat leaves their old level 31 set of leggings behind, which h00k then takes.
[12/22/19 05:45:54] h00k [130/764] has challenged Pauwelz [315/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:40:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/23/19 11:34:13] dindinx and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 09:48:25] idlerpgww, Everyman, and h00k [269/2342] have team battled elf, ganome, and rustybicycle [892/1950] and lost! 3 days, 12:14:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 10:10:28] h00k was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:23:31 from level 83.
[01/10/20 13:31:53] efertone [442/467] has challenged h00k [703/764] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:32:36 is added to efertone's clock.
[01/10/20 22:35:57] dindinx [583/786] has challenged h00k [183/764] in combat and won! 18 days, 20:04:24 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/11/20 09:11:46] elbie, blizgerg, and double [512/3500] have team battled h00k, freeboson, and Majak [1309/2197] and lost! 0 days, 21:12:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/20 06:46:47] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:09:54 from level 83.
[01/14/20 22:04:04] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:48 towards level 83.
[01/15/20 00:01:16] skarlso [11/617] has challenged h00k [685/764] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:58:25 is added to skarlso's clock.
[01/15/20 04:01:49] h00k and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/20 20:44:21] sc_ [156/592] has come upon h00k [40/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:48 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[01/31/20 11:55:04] JensRex, sheu, and zid [2344/2854] have team battled h00k, ganome, and Misza [1712/2596] and won! 1 day, 23:05:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/20 23:13:11] Lemelisk [720/1393] has challenged h00k [368/764] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:49:03 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[03/17/20 04:54:11] h00k [434/764] has come upon djm [534/914] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:29:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/17/20 12:15:53] Tiny_Nuggins [688/906] has challenged h00k [184/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:55:34 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[03/25/20 01:54:22] Heisenberg [510/1079] has challenged h00k [234/764] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:44:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/25/20 06:55:29] h00k [581/764] has challenged brycec [953/1186] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:56:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/25/20 14:58:43] jnerulax [1/3] has challenged h00k [638/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to jnerulax's clock.
[03/26/20 12:02:06] h00k [549/764] has challenged Chuck [395/768] in combat and won! 14 days, 04:42:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/26/20 14:14:49] DrJosh9000 [714/771] has challenged h00k [480/764] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[03/26/20 14:53:20] KeboDK, yano, and idlerpgww [471/2212] have team battled gdm, h00k, and Nechayev [2209/2260] and lost! 7 days, 03:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/20 21:36:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 21:12:45 from level 83.
[03/28/20 18:57:52] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:59:52 towards level 83.
[03/29/20 22:22:50] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:27:34 from level 83.
[03/30/20 06:24:57] h00k [730/764] has come upon damyan [1240/1262] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 14:04:07 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/30/20 08:22:44] JuanMaestro [867/925] has challenged h00k [18/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:57:08 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/30/20 14:24:10] h00k [688/764] has challenged bigjay [1194/1535] in combat and lost! 14 days, 01:16:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/02/20 15:58:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 39 days, 23:25:59 toward level 83.
[04/02/20 19:40:03] h00k was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:08:54 from level 83.
[04/02/20 21:09:04] Lnk [484/1006] has challenged h00k [302/764] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/03/20 19:47:33] petrichor [266/1218] has challenged h00k [257/764] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:23:58 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[04/04/20 00:49:28] pants, algernon, and jbroome [2196/3044] have team battled pfoley, h00k, and damyan [928/2919] and won! 3 days, 01:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 16:12:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 13 days, 22:02:57 toward level 83.
[04/05/20 00:01:06] Agent86 [329/695] has challenged h00k [589/764] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:21:37 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/05/20 00:51:53] MJ94, waifu, and Balthazar [2163/2526] have team battled Elgo, h00k, and misha [1835/2318] and won! 0 days, 21:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 04:41:33] h00k [241/764] has come upon sjums_the_great [780/981] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:32:16 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/05/20 06:41:07] brycec and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 13:10:17] misha, SCSi, and h00k [1171/2313] have team battled Zyphyr, WallIdl, and KH405 [1122/1944] and won! 1 day, 01:12:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/20 02:37:16] h00k broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:54:12 from level 83.
[04/09/20 17:20:08] h00k [516/764] has challenged HeavyPodda [608/964] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:23:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/10/20 01:26:17] brendan, AbrahamLinksys, and h00k [1497/2811] have team battled MetaNova, AbacusAvenger, and algernon [712/2639] and won! 0 days, 01:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 12:16:32] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:19:22 towards level 83.
[04/12/20 08:53:35] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 13:58:56 towards level 83.
[04/13/20 03:39:16] h00k [103/764] has challenged sigmg [705/959] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:53:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/13/20 06:45:20] Andries, Birdbones, and Lemelisk [241/3294] have team battled h00k, buksi, and djm [2110/2502] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 11:29:39] h00k [21/764] has come upon Roxana [293/1258] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 00:43:53 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/13/20 12:01:25] sheu, h00k, and Kronos [590/1695] have team battled Tor, Syloq, and fattrat [1617/3259] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 18:42:48] h00k [262/764] has challenged gdm [7/686] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:29:13 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/14/20 03:26:53] holloway, Birdbones, jayvee, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/20 17:50:24] h00k [158/764] has challenged AbacusAvenger [93/918] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:09:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/15/20 11:23:35] fattrat [933/1202] has come upon h00k [144/764] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:23:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[04/15/20 12:08:10] h00k and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 14:37:03] Leedsichthys, efertone, and Fluttershy [1460/2085] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, rustybicycle, and h00k [587/2337] and won! 1 day, 02:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 17:53:32] fauwk [50/139] has challenged h00k [295/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to fauwk's clock.
[04/15/20 23:52:47] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:10:36 towards level 83.
[04/16/20 01:50:02] MiddlewareMonkey [839/1026] has come upon h00k [500/764] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:35:56 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[04/17/20 00:13:41] h00k [434/764] has come upon Eldoreth [110/1256] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:56:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/17/20 01:22:49] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:20:57 towards level 83.
[04/18/20 08:11:17] h00k [469/776] has challenged simple [737/1024] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:41:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/18/20 12:12:14] h00k [598/776] has challenged waifu [377/839] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:19:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/19/20 19:19:46] h00k [690/776] has challenged fattrat [352/1202] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:04:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/22/20 03:29:39] h00k and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/20 07:21:52] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:27 towards level 83.
[04/22/20 14:37:29] allo and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 11:21:08] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:26 towards level 83.
[04/25/20 07:46:57] Khorne and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/20 12:49:33] JeDa [303/309] has come upon h00k [242/777] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:32 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[04/26/20 01:33:02] h00k [603/777] has challenged Varjatticus [3/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:56 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/26/20 02:25:02] Everyman [84/771] has challenged h00k [622/777] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to Everyman's clock.
[04/26/20 05:09:56] cirdan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/20 03:18:52] golgy, dwfreed, and elbie [1917/2791] have team battled Mirc0p, h00k, and Forud [1675/2390] and won! 0 days, 13:15:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/20 10:41:13] tris [79/118] has challenged h00k [166/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to tris's clock.
[04/27/20 15:03:02] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:32 from level 83.
[04/28/20 09:11:44] AncalagonThBlack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/20 13:44:28] Jaglag [184/450] has challenged h00k [22/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Jaglag's clock.
[04/29/20 20:54:02] h00k [650/777] has challenged Yuhno [124/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/30/20 20:55:22] h00k [728/777] has come upon LukeLR [389/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/01/20 20:55:56] h00k [338/777] has come upon freeboson [278/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:55:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/01/20 23:14:53] ganome and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/20 04:07:07] AbacusAvenger [154/908] has challenged h00k [438/777] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:59:55 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[05/02/20 07:07:46] h00k [538/777] has challenged astropoint [762/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/02/20 11:36:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 02:49:47 toward level 83.
[05/02/20 15:03:34] h00k [191/787] has challenged unicron [633/884] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:50:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/03/20 03:17:57] Athos, bisco, and TimWolla [1565/2625] have team battled h00k, elbie, and holloway [1640/2649] and lost! 1 day, 10:24:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 02:56:05] vegadark, jnerulax, and Eldoreth [2147/2666] have team battled Scornn, h00k, and AbacusAvenger [1193/2571] and won! 1 day, 08:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/20 01:04:40] pfoley, h00k, alephnull, and xayto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/20 13:58:57] h00k ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:34:25 from level 84.
[05/06/20 07:51:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 32 days, 22:43:26 toward level 84.
[05/07/20 09:46:50] MetaNova, MiddlewareMonkey, and desikitteh [1574/2401] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, h00k, and GunMan [1649/1919] and lost! 0 days, 23:52:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/20 00:28:13] MJ94, delet, and blabber [1643/1796] have team battled Dyntra, Majak, and h00k [689/2150] and won! 0 days, 00:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 02:41:49] Reilly [97/577] has come upon h00k [253/787] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:10:06 is added to Reilly's clock.
[05/09/20 11:57:20] JuanMaestro [243/953] has come upon h00k [432/787] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:54:53 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/10/20 05:55:22] h00k was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:56:19 from level 84.
[05/11/20 04:37:45] h00k died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:17:16 from level 84.
[05/11/20 08:02:00] tmberg, soltys, and Syloq [3354/3432] have team battled djm, h00k, and alephnull [1384/2851] and won! 3 days, 15:19:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 14:09:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 20 days, 02:04:06 toward level 84.
[05/12/20 11:03:08] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:13 towards level 84.
[05/12/20 22:08:16] h00k [519/787] has challenged lavamind [423/793] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/13/20 02:15:03] h00k was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:45:10 from level 84.
[05/13/20 20:13:19] h00k [234/800] has challenged Eldoreth [35/1265] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:44:50 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/13/20 22:56:02] desikitteh, h00k, and fattrat [1968/2565] have team battled WallIdl, gdm, and M144 [16/2319] and won! 1 day, 02:04:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/20 05:55:04] h00k [611/800] has come upon Ironhoof [503/1266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:27:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/14/20 07:15:47] h00k [400/800] has challenged allo [24/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:07:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/14/20 07:37:44] h00k [775/800] has come upon djm [230/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:32:28 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/14/20 08:10:58] h00k [162/800] has come upon loomysh [1108/1141] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:48 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/14/20 22:19:11] h00k [115/800] has challenged pants [280/1322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:11:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/14/20 23:19:26] h00k [555/800] has challenged Tiny_Nuggins [309/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:06 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/15/20 13:50:33] zankore, MetaNova, and Globalirc [677/2892] have team battled meskio, h00k, and waifu [1402/2540] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/20 06:59:21] h00k [43/800] has come upon Globalirc [552/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/16/20 07:13:51] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:53 from level 84.
[05/16/20 08:36:48] h00k [608/805] has challenged crysys [260/782] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/16/20 20:04:19] h00k, Yuhno, and ilbelkyr [511/2503] have team battled Mars, KeboDK, and alephnull [709/3249] and lost! 9 days, 18:25:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/20 21:14:39] Crazycatlady and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/20 19:53:10] EmielVonBorison [88/266] has challenged h00k [98/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to EmielVonBorison's clock.
[05/18/20 04:04:07] petrichor, simple, and maligned [2811/2960] have team battled jnerulax, buyoq, and h00k [867/1996] and won! 1 day, 00:42:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/20 10:40:44] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:31:58 towards level 85.
[05/18/20 15:39:47] h00k [350/805] has challenged bisco [193/1038] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:36:31 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/18/20 20:36:55] blizgerg, Agent86, and RBecker [796/3221] have team battled h00k, MMaple, and shymega [1558/1865] and lost! 2 days, 11:35:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/20 14:27:53] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:26:44 towards level 85.
[05/19/20 19:43:57] bigtrees [26/378] has challenged h00k [209/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[05/21/20 19:49:10] h00k [159/805] has come upon ganome [60/641] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:13:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/21/20 23:56:30] Jaglag, h00k, and Antium [1873/2173] have team battled waifu, bigtrees, and Neo [586/1679] and won! 0 days, 20:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/20 21:54:06] h00k burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! h00k's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/20 07:52:44] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:41:08 towards level 85.
[05/25/20 07:23:41] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:06:47 towards level 85.
[05/26/20 01:46:43] h00k [230/800] has come upon Beefcan [546/682] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:06:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/26/20 12:00:54] Lnk, Beefcan, and Psilocybe [677/2366] have team battled h00k, xayto, and rustybicycle [125/2144] and won! 0 days, 12:54:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/20 22:28:28] cocco [45/363] has come upon h00k [212/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:56 is added to cocco's clock.
[07/21/20 01:50:47] h00k [781/800] has come upon Zaratustra [751/1120] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:51:42 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/21/20 14:05:19] borsin [235/729] has come upon h00k [524/800] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:17:24 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/22/20 06:34:46] Tor and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/20 07:57:15] ohnx [539/800] has challenged h00k [775/800] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:18:35 is added to ohnx's clock.
[07/22/20 14:06:16] djm and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 15:43:45] h00k [614/800] has come upon borsin [324/729] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:23:24 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/25/20 00:29:44] maligned [592/705] has challenged h00k [102/800] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from maligned's clock.
[07/28/20 00:30:55] h00k [331/800] has challenged M144 [788/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:29:55 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/28/20 01:08:35] h00k [778/800] has come upon maligned [290/705] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:45:11 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/29/20 19:10:50] borsin and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 10:51:15] h00k [181/796] has challenged ganome [628/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:41:44 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/01/20 07:56:27] Lemelisk [1118/1398] has challenged h00k [772/796] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:26:27 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[08/01/20 13:53:05] h00k [314/796] has come upon Psilocybe [57/748] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:17:43 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/01/20 13:53:05] h00k has dealt Psilocybe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:16:07 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/02/20 07:19:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 04:54:44 toward level 85.
[08/02/20 07:33:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 5 days, 07:23:35 toward level 85.
[08/03/20 05:07:28] mordac [1036/1326] has challenged h00k [171/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:59:17 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/03/20 13:09:24] h00k [123/796] has challenged TauPan [252/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:31 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/03/20 22:22:06] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:27 towards level 85.
[08/04/20 13:15:11] h00k [295/796] has challenged PlasmaStar [78/678] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:51 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/04/20 15:30:57] h00k and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 04:44:46] SlowRiot and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 15:18:34] h00k, AngryParsley, and elf [2054/3269] have team battled yano, tris, and shymega [593/1969] and won! 0 days, 06:53:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 23:56:01] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:00 towards level 85.
[08/06/20 11:01:57] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:38 towards level 85.
[08/06/20 11:28:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 01:47:49 toward level 85.
[08/06/20 14:31:58] h00k [224/796] has challenged Khorne [226/788] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:41:15 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/08/20 01:26:13] h00k [78/796] has come upon maligned [101/730] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:29:31 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/13/20 03:26:33] m0shbear, simple, and Zaratustra [1320/3436] have team battled h00k, pants, and pfoley [1312/3015] and won! 4 days, 11:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 18:17:08] MiddlewareMonkey [635/1045] has challenged h00k [504/796] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:40:16 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[08/15/20 01:31:58] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:02:03 towards level 86.
[08/18/20 01:35:22] algernon [296/904] has challenged h00k [659/796] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:24:00 is added to algernon's clock.
[08/18/20 03:03:57] h00k was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:01:11 from level 86.
[08/18/20 07:02:42] h00k [303/796] has come upon elbie [142/662] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 18:58:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/18/20 08:07:00] waifu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 05:07:10] KyloRen [388/455] has come upon h00k [592/796] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:12:30 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/19/20 07:42:34] Milquetoast [1036/1045] has challenged h00k [141/796] in combat and won! 27 days, 11:03:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[08/19/20 13:09:07] sjefen6 [835/904] has come upon h00k [254/796] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 16:06:33 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/19/20 17:56:23] KH405, elf, and vegadark [887/2677] have team battled LukeLR, h00k, and Milquetoast [984/2713] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 20:04:02] h00k was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:45:27 from level 86.
[08/20/20 16:39:52] h00k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:13:34 from level 86.
[08/20/20 22:52:21] h00k [661/796] has challenged himuraken [981/984] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:06:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/22/20 22:03:33] mwhahaha [689/1018] has challenged h00k [610/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:04 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/23/20 00:44:35] h00k [439/796] has come upon inittab [345/743] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 13:36:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[08/23/20 06:24:20] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:03:17 towards level 86.
[08/26/20 19:25:25] pollo [736/1053] has challenged h00k [578/796] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:48:35 is removed from pollo's clock.
[08/28/20 00:21:38] Muirrum and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/20 04:22:36] vegadark, sheu, and DrJosh9000 [1182/2169] have team battled h00k, zbe, and Iceman [1693/2563] and lost! 2 days, 23:03:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 09:34:21] dax [734/905] has challenged h00k [549/796] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:33:21 is removed from dax's clock.
[08/29/20 03:24:56] MetaNova, DrJosh9000, and Nofew [930/3017] have team battled Nechayev, h00k, and loomysh [413/2854] and won! 0 days, 14:01:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 10:06:54] KindOne, meskio, and h00k [337/2309] have team battled vegadark, Frogging101, and Odin [483/2066] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/20 06:25:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 25 days, 13:20:48 toward level 86.
[08/30/20 07:59:28] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:29 towards level 86.
[08/31/20 12:02:18] h00k [348/796] has come upon Forud [31/929] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:11:18 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/01/20 06:09:52] h00k [309/796] has come upon blackroot [252/322] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:53:10 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/03/20 11:24:07] h00k EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:12:20 from level 86.
[09/04/20 01:41:54] algernon [272/908] has come upon h00k [131/796] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:08:30 is removed from algernon's clock.
[09/04/20 05:09:41] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:15:03 towards level 86.
[09/05/20 18:53:05] h00k got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:55:21 from level 86.
[09/06/20 04:27:45] djm [345/869] has challenged h00k [64/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:28:48 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/06/20 07:42:34] h00k [516/796] has come upon bisco [451/1293] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:27:26 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/07/20 05:08:47] h00k left their weapon out in the rain to rust! h00k's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/20 22:20:06] buksi [738/901] has come upon h00k [724/767] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:53:18 is removed from buksi's clock.
[09/10/20 20:57:38] h00k [230/767] has challenged allo [24/775] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:39:36 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/11/20 05:26:14] h00k [86/767] has come upon GunMan [11/426] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:43:20 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/11/20 20:12:47] Chuck [574/761] has come upon h00k [8/767] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:36:13 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/12/20 12:34:26] h00k stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:32:36 towards level 86.
[09/12/20 21:10:19] h00k [15/767] has challenged Reilly [168/554] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/13/20 05:26:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 00:58:28 toward level 86.
[09/14/20 00:59:23] zbe and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 05:41:37] ganome and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 14:49:07] AncalagonThBlack [613/942] has come upon h00k [448/767] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:08:58 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/15/20 07:13:00] h00k, i3d, and damyan [1245/2702] have team battled suterismus, lipek, and Syloq [598/3801] and won! 0 days, 02:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 08:27:54] crysys [719/757] has challenged h00k [497/767] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:24:37 is removed from crysys's clock.
[09/15/20 14:32:30] Odin [292/500] has challenged h00k [8/767] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:32 is removed from Odin's clock.
[09/16/20 12:22:53] Zyphyr, dindinx, and Xenthys [1007/2255] have team battled h00k, anderson, and grooverider [216/2729] and won! 0 days, 04:24:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/20 02:08:09] Baldric and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 21:37:16] allo [480/775] has come upon h00k [725/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:17:12 is added to allo's clock.
[09/20/20 20:47:57] neurospex, h00k, and ohnx [916/2518] have team battled Notir, unicron, and sairis [422/2293] and won! 0 days, 05:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 20:56:14] Heisenberg, simple, and AbacusAvenger [1319/2993] have team battled soltys, h00k, and Syloq [1944/2697] and lost! 0 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/20 06:40:22] h00k [622/767] has come upon WallIdl [140/731] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:16:53 is removed from h00k's clock.
[09/22/20 09:33:01] sheu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/20 10:44:56] brendan [306/1353] has come upon h00k [264/767] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:44:35 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/24/20 03:58:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 1 day, 15:59:08 toward level 86.
[09/24/20 12:27:10] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:28 towards level 86.
[09/24/20 18:49:23] h00k [530/794] has challenged el [823/1189] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[09/25/20 20:14:43] rustybicycle, Yuhno, and canton7 [225/3048] have team battled elbie, h00k, and Ttech [2730/3656] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/20 05:05:32] Leedsichthys, FSM, and Ttech [402/3222] have team battled h00k, anderson, and phraktyl [858/1919] and lost! 5 days, 17:06:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/20 01:48:47] h00k, jnerulax, and dwfreed [1724/2479] have team battled ToHellWithGA, TimWolla, and neurospex [2709/2948] and lost! 2 days, 09:16:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 07:28:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 63 days, 20:36:09 toward level 87.
[10/03/20 02:05:57] XBouBou [56/167] has challenged h00k [770/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:27 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[10/04/20 01:11:16] womblecat stole h00k's level 138 amulet while they were sleeping! womblecat leaves their old level 118 amulet behind, which h00k then takes.
[10/04/20 06:19:53] h00k [762/772] has challenged Zyphyr [366/688] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:56:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[10/04/20 09:30:26] h00k was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:15:59 from level 87.
[10/04/20 21:23:25] h00k [33/772] has challenged pollo [1001/1044] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:46:51 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/05/20 17:28:14] h00k [433/772] has challenged zbe [512/757] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:21:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[10/06/20 09:27:11] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:58:46 towards level 87.
[11/10/20 02:47:41] JensRex stole h00k's level 118 amulet while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves their old level 103 amulet behind, which h00k then takes.
[11/10/20 04:31:58] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:54:09 towards level 87.
[11/10/20 07:16:34] Asara and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/20 12:13:35] jose [3/352] has challenged h00k [132/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to jose's clock.
[11/11/20 00:21:02] h00k, yano, and jnerulax [658/2288] have team battled algernon, rxcomm, and HeavyPodda [1231/3210] and lost! 7 days, 20:50:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/20 01:20:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 07:42:04 from level 87.
[11/11/20 09:53:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 6 days, 23:25:38 toward level 87.
[11/14/20 12:26:22] Tratos and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/20 12:27:44] Roxana [1440/1513] has come upon h00k [437/755] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 13:38:13 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[11/15/20 10:38:49] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:31:47 from level 87.
[11/16/20 16:14:17] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:40:47 towards level 87.
[11/17/20 16:37:58] h00k and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 05:25:54] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:08:36 towards level 87.
[11/18/20 22:50:35] dindinx [409/748] has challenged h00k [107/755] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:22:42 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[11/19/20 05:11:34] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:30 towards level 87.
[11/20/20 05:49:13] h00k [336/755] has come upon Vic [511/589] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:26:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/20/20 14:56:27] h00k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:05:16 from level 87.
[11/22/20 17:56:58] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:13:07 towards level 87.
[11/23/20 02:04:48] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/20 02:22:10] phraktyl [288/700] has challenged h00k [129/761] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:05:05 is removed from phraktyl's clock.
[11/23/20 08:23:34] holloway [475/955] has challenged h00k [636/761] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:43:52 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/24/20 01:45:04] Kurenai [195/237] has challenged h00k [401/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/24/20 07:45:15] feek and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 22:29:26] jnerulax, Birdbones, and AbacusAvenger [2659/3086] have team battled womblecat, Asara, and h00k [880/2387] and won! 0 days, 02:17:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/20 00:30:34] h00k [100/761] has come upon pyre [447/750] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:20:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/26/20 12:20:27] ilbelkyr [659/1114] has come upon h00k [609/761] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:31:25 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[11/26/20 18:10:58] Asara and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/20 20:59:08] djm and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 18:47:42] RedW [121/1011] has challenged h00k [138/761] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:23:50 is added to RedW's clock.
[11/27/20 21:19:18] Geela [507/773] has come upon h00k [679/761] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:26:23 is added to Geela's clock.
[11/28/20 18:56:59] Roxana, sunri5e, and h00k [1806/3503] have team battled freeboson, Pontuzz, and dartainus [1512/1944] and won! 3 days, 16:59:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/20 12:17:20] aismallard [390/988] has come upon h00k [144/761] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:50:44 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/29/20 23:59:51] tms [230/907] has challenged h00k [4/761] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:16:57 is removed from tms's clock.
[11/30/20 00:47:00] h00k, sunri5e, and Psilocybe [835/2755] have team battled brendan, meskio, and anderson [2975/3039] and lost! 0 days, 22:21:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/20 07:35:06] h00k [477/764] has come upon Zyphyr [37/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:59:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/02/20 10:08:02] womblecat [39/836] has come upon h00k [346/764] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:21:22 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/03/20 03:17:06] pztrn [25/594] has challenged h00k [741/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:46:57 is added to pztrn's clock.
[12/04/20 01:26:57] pants [317/1368] has come upon h00k [463/764] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:02:59 is added to pants's clock.
[12/04/20 07:23:19] h00k [181/764] has challenged fattrat [764/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:49:50 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/04/20 12:24:27] h00k [442/764] has challenged Birdbones [1344/1349] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:33:08 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/04/20 23:32:57] h00k and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 05:19:17] dclaw123 [339/1113] has come upon h00k [547/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:10:17 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[12/05/20 14:31:04] AbrahamLinksys [17/955] has come upon h00k [522/764] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:00:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[12/05/20 21:31:53] brycec [397/1028] has challenged h00k [235/764] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:20:34 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/06/20 04:29:22] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:09:16 towards level 87.
[12/06/20 11:41:37] h00k [410/764] has come upon mordac [1169/1354] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:29:52 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/07/20 09:39:46] C++ [156/439] has challenged h00k [48/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:55:20 is removed from C++'s clock.
[12/07/20 11:47:00] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:41:53 towards level 87.
[12/07/20 19:41:57] Milquetoast [130/997] has challenged h00k [8/764] in combat and won! 31 days, 11:12:00 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/07/20 19:41:57] In the fierce battle, h00k dropped their level 64 shield! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing their old level 62 shield to h00k.
[12/08/20 05:44:16] AncalagonThBlack [504/1032] has challenged h00k [326/762] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:35:49 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[12/08/20 08:08:02] h00k found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:51 towards level 87.
[12/08/20 15:43:48] SSLbits, Reilly, and MadMan [1822/2239] have team battled bobvador, sheu, and h00k [1683/1998] and won! 0 days, 12:38:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 07:01:53] FSM, elf, and TimWolla [2721/2904] have team battled Geela, h00k, and algernon [982/2487] and won! 3 days, 11:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 09:48:30] h00k [179/762] has come upon tmberg [401/1557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:05:05 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/10/20 19:00:40] GunMan, bookworm, and adamus1red [1348/1929] have team battled waifu, Nechayev, and h00k [65/2853] and won! 1 day, 03:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 03:39:03] h00k [290/762] has come upon JuanMaestro [245/1016] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:50:07 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/12/20 06:14:14] h00k [447/762] has come upon astropoint [392/1070] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:48:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/13/20 04:58:04] h00k, jose, and Tenorman [110/2415] have team battled Sharky4, Lnk, and golgy [321/3256] and lost! 0 days, 13:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/20 15:13:03] zbe [700/754] has challenged h00k [704/762] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:38:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/14/20 14:03:12] anderson [31/556] has challenged h00k [588/762] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to anderson's clock.
[12/14/20 19:01:13] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:45 towards level 87.
[12/16/20 16:25:41] h00k [227/762] has come upon bookworm [174/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:48:17 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/16/20 18:42:43] h00k [233/762] has come upon dartainus [387/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/18/20 03:30:20] HellSpawn, neurospex, and soltys [508/2875] have team battled himuraken, LukeLR, and h00k [99/2632] and won! 0 days, 15:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/20 04:03:52] h00k [69/762] has come upon maligned [363/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/20/20 04:20:34] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:44 towards level 87.
[12/20/20 06:33:44] CodeB [476/497] has come upon h00k [732/762] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:11:35 is added to CodeB's clock.
[12/20/20 23:02:51] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:32 towards level 87.
[12/21/20 03:35:28] zbe [477/745] has come upon h00k [58/762] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:08:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/21/20 05:26:20] h00k [410/790] has challenged fattrat [23/1368] in combat and won! 21 days, 02:37:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[12/21/20 07:43:36] h00k, petrichor, and nawcom [2622/2649] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, astropoint, and Scar3cr0w [24/2968] and won! 0 days, 10:42:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/20 10:44:19] feek, h00k, and sjefen6 [2087/2585] have team battled FSM, Muirrum, and nawcom [1302/1934] and won! 0 days, 10:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 04:35:05] hotdogman [137/216] has challenged h00k [644/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to hotdogman's clock.
[12/22/20 10:06:17] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:00:18 towards level 88.
[12/22/20 14:37:26] MELOONi [130/287] has come upon h00k [430/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:06 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[12/22/20 15:57:37] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:52 towards level 88.
[12/23/20 02:16:28] TheSilentLink and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 17:12:38] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:47:11 towards level 88.
[12/24/20 05:59:24] Eldoreth, h00k, and idlerpgww [1131/3021] have team battled lavamind, KindOne, and brycec [727/2264] and won! 0 days, 21:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 10:14:21] h00k, GilbertErik, and fattrat [2778/3295] have team battled bookworm, Nofew, and PiotrekD [2245/2396] and won! 7 days, 11:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 12:11:58] sunri5e stole h00k's level 62 shield while they were sleeping! sunri5e leaves their old level 57 shield behind, which h00k then takes.
[12/24/20 17:13:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 11 days, 14:04:21 toward level 88.
[12/26/20 09:45:17] borsin and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/20 09:32:54] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:03:05 towards level 88.
[12/27/20 19:27:08] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:13 towards level 88.
[12/29/20 17:59:56] Pontuzz, h00k, and buksi [1007/2235] have team battled dartainus, shymega, and Birdbones [322/3072] and won! 2 days, 23:01:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 07:35:40] Ironhoof, h00k, and misha [73/2927] have team battled PlasmaStar, GunMan, and brendan [546/2851] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/20 11:09:47] nickware [155/1293] has come upon h00k [301/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:17:40 is added to nickware's clock.
[12/31/20 15:24:42] i3d [219/678] has come upon h00k [482/785] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:31:01 is added to i3d's clock.
[12/31/20 16:56:47] neurospex [589/1116] has come upon h00k [599/785] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 17:13:50 is added to neurospex's clock.
[01/01/21 12:27:01] brendan and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 16:56:02] algernon [112/1024] has come upon h00k [301/785] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:36:35 is added to algernon's clock.
[01/01/21 23:32:24] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/21 03:51:18] h00k [144/790] has challenged KindOne [336/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:21 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/04/21 23:33:35] adamus1red [128/713] has come upon h00k [88/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:07:31 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[01/04/21 23:38:00] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:44:42 from level 88.
[01/05/21 06:51:18] h00k [146/790] has come upon djm [174/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:10:00 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/07/21 00:32:17] bobvador, idlerpgww, Psilocybe, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/21 03:45:51] h00k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:56 from level 88.
[01/07/21 05:39:54] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:08 towards level 88.
[01/07/21 10:58:41] Agent86 [251/1027] has come upon h00k [312/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:10:47 is added to Agent86's clock.
[01/09/21 04:51:18] Scornn and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 21:25:40] MetaNova, pfoley, and feek [1469/2678] have team battled jose, i3d, and h00k [17/1866] and won! 3 days, 05:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 01:28:54] h00k, jayvee, and gdm [982/2236] have team battled Balthazar, himuraken, and xayto [2879/2916] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/21 09:17:01] SCSi, KeboDK, and JeDa [1848/2754] have team battled Globalirc, h00k, and himuraken [993/2796] and won! 6 days, 06:52:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 16:20:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 0 days, 12:33:58 toward level 88.
[01/13/21 09:23:58] freeboson [642/705] has come upon h00k [124/790] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:42:07 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/13/21 11:54:16] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:12 towards level 88.
[01/15/21 18:19:49] h00k, nickware, and HellSpawn [2643/2871] have team battled phraktyl, bisco, and GilbertErik [2418/3161] and won! 0 days, 03:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 07:12:27] h00k [51/790] has come upon nickware [168/1301] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/16/21 08:10:07] h00k [635/799] has challenged Ironhoof [554/1426] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:04:50 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/17/21 01:57:27] Heisenberg, h00k, anderson, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/21 22:01:15] waifu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/21 09:35:20] rxcomm, h00k, and MrGlass [1586/3279] have team battled Milquetoast, SSLbits, and holloway [2438/2522] and lost! 5 days, 19:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 18:56:30] nawcom stole h00k's level 65 helm while they were sleeping! nawcom leaves their old level 57 helm behind, which h00k then takes.
[01/19/21 15:52:29] h00k was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:54:06 from level 89.
[01/19/21 21:51:33] sc_ [410/837] has come upon h00k [107/790] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:47:04 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[01/20/21 19:37:37] h00k [590/790] has challenged pants [973/1409] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:03:31 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/20/21 23:32:18] HellSpawn [623/780] has come upon h00k [63/790] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:22:18 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[01/21/21 12:44:33] buzzz, Beefcan, and WallIdl [1212/2103] have team battled h00k, rxcomm, and Yuhno [508/2879] and won! 0 days, 02:45:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/21 16:46:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 20 days, 13:58:48 toward level 89.
[01/22/21 21:54:56] tris [201/831] has come upon h00k [583/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:45:40 is added to tris's clock.
[01/23/21 04:57:27] Bluedog and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/21 08:20:17] h00k lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:44:30 from level 89.
[01/23/21 21:21:22] h00k, KeboDK, and buzzz [1799/2452] have team battled vegadark, sjefen6, and CodeB [815/2589] and won! 0 days, 08:57:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 09:58:02] h00k [133/790] has challenged feek [249/807] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:50:09 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/24/21 15:14:57] Lemelisk, allo, and ohnx [1603/2852] have team battled irix, Globalirc, and h00k [8/2794] and won! 1 day, 20:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 11:20:39] RBecker, h00k, and buksi [2498/2528] have team battled KeboDK, celeshaum, and max [1473/1817] and won! 3 days, 11:55:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 21:06:49] pztrn [428/637] has challenged h00k [553/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:02:37 is added to pztrn's clock.
[01/26/21 05:19:15] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:48:01 towards level 89.
[01/26/21 10:17:19] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:39 towards level 89.
[01/26/21 23:28:10] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:51 towards level 89.
[01/27/21 06:46:42] h00k [718/790] has come upon nawcom [452/648] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:19:15 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/08/21 02:23:06] dwfreed [252/909] has come upon h00k [727/790] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:38:12 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/08/21 16:57:47] Scornn and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/21 20:39:52] womblecat [137/835] has come upon h00k [34/790] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:27:35 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/10/21 17:18:39] h00k [515/790] has come upon petrichor [1104/1293] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:48:02 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/10/21 22:35:07] h00k [270/790] has come upon m0shbear [379/1314] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:34:43 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/11/21 03:01:35] h00k learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:27:01 towards level 89.
[02/11/21 13:11:53] h00k [617/790] has challenged csssuf [655/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:23:08 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/11/21 18:07:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed h00k with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 19:38:12 from level 89.
[02/11/21 21:16:50] d4rkp1r4t3 [99/449] has challenged h00k [181/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[02/12/21 22:19:56] Scar3cr0w [248/756] has challenged h00k [188/790] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:45:38 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[02/13/21 12:53:31] Misza, dclaw123, and phraktyl [2969/3166] have team battled sjums_the_great, h00k, and misha [673/2527] and won! 4 days, 03:40:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/21 16:13:39] h00k was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:31:30 towards level 89.
[02/14/21 07:29:07] h00k and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 23:02:59] h00k [511/790] has come upon shymega [741/963] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:27:42 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/15/21 04:00:03] xs [343/469] has challenged h00k [280/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:08 is removed from xs's clock.
[02/17/21 01:13:39] elf [149/1371] has come upon h00k [41/790] and taken them in combat! 33 days, 12:05:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/17/21 22:31:35] buyoq, GunMan, and hotdogman [1598/1705] have team battled h00k, nawcom, and MiddlewareMonkey [2188/2628] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 05:13:00] h00k [82/790] has come upon yano [322/661] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:53:12 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/19/21 05:49:29] h00k [31/790] has come upon XBouBou [464/504] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:12:11 is added to h00k's clock.
[02/19/21 09:03:27] h00k grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:36:57 towards level 89.
[02/19/21 17:58:16] misha [188/799] has challenged h00k [355/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:42:59 is added to misha's clock.
[02/19/21 19:48:43] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:50:22 towards level 89.
[02/20/21 02:00:13] AncalagonThBlack [514/1061] has challenged h00k [686/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:59:39 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[02/20/21 03:03:54] h00k died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:46:50 from level 89.
[02/21/21 13:14:09] forp [50/326] has come upon h00k [703/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:52:09 is added to forp's clock.
[02/23/21 08:38:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried h00k 36 days, 17:13:26 toward level 89.
[02/25/21 06:51:59] AncalagonThBlack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 16:44:13] Gatewayy [645/898] has challenged h00k [775/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:58:12 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[04/11/21 00:01:41] h00k [758/790] has come upon GunMan [313/743] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:31:40 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/11/21 10:26:06] LordBanana and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 16:51:02] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:03 towards level 89.
[04/12/21 19:29:58] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:24 towards level 89.
[04/13/21 02:00:30] h00k [216/790] has challenged MrGlass [562/1155] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:50:59 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/13/21 02:33:55] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:58 towards level 89.
[04/13/21 19:59:08] Nechayev [523/914] has come upon h00k [580/790] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:15:26 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[04/13/21 22:40:57] Birdbones [991/1297] has come upon h00k [680/790] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:13:11 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/15/21 11:35:59] CornFly, h00k, and Psilocybe [1516/2662] have team battled phraktyl, Desspugne, and Pici [2582/2907] and lost! 1 day, 03:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/21 19:46:08] h00k bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:10 towards level 89.
[04/17/21 09:27:57] Heretic [790/819] has challenged h00k [537/790] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:37:08 is removed from Heretic's clock.
[04/18/21 07:37:11] idlerpgww [376/751] has come upon h00k [34/790] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:43:11 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[04/18/21 09:14:45] Clearcasting, anderson, and damyan [130/2790] have team battled AsmDemon, Ignotum, and h00k [1553/1945] and lost! 0 days, 15:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 18:28:58] gdm, Ttech, and keepermurf [564/3843] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Psilocybe, and h00k [1485/2990] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 22:50:18] Birdbones [1178/1297] has come upon h00k [549/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/19/21 15:29:05] h00k [586/790] has come upon celesham [139/338] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:05:19 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/20/21 01:21:09] pfoley, elbie, and micah [162/2894] have team battled golgy, Desspugne, and h00k [1789/2640] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/21 14:30:16] h00k [484/790] has challenged Desspugne [152/910] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:08:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/22/21 21:21:36] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:57:51 towards level 90.
[04/24/21 06:15:46] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:11:06 towards level 90.
[04/24/21 15:40:18] IdleMaster, zankore, GilbertErik, and h00k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/21 18:06:57] h00k broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:36:31 from level 90.
[04/26/21 08:45:03] max, Ignotum, and h00k [871/1892] have team battled i3d, Desspugne, and kenyon [1349/2379] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/21 21:25:05] Vic [108/859] has challenged h00k [615/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:42 is added to Vic's clock.
[04/28/21 02:46:59] CheeseSodaPunch, MELOONi, and h00k [735/2243] have team battled soltys, Heretic, and Mars [548/3110] and won! 2 days, 03:06:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/21 12:04:27] xayto [354/813] has come upon h00k [190/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:49:17 is removed from xayto's clock.
[04/29/21 01:19:37] h00k, ohnx, and Agent86 [1848/2453] have team battled misha, rotbot9k, and Sharky4 [204/2299] and won! 7 days, 03:51:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/21 14:44:08] caeli1 [151/408] has come upon h00k [302/795] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:56 is added to caeli1's clock.
[04/29/21 16:51:30] LukeLR, h00k, and Clearcasting [965/2429] have team battled damyan, JensRex, and SCSi [3295/3700] and lost! 2 days, 07:13:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/21 02:14:40] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:48 towards level 90.
[04/30/21 08:12:51] Scornn, talisein, and AsmDemon [1497/1735] have team battled trashicus, h00k, and gdm [63/1755] and won! 0 days, 03:33:29 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 16:22:05] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:54:07 towards level 90.
[05/01/21 08:12:37] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:44:31 towards level 90.
[05/01/21 23:52:16] Pici [1157/1306] has come upon h00k [721/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:53 is removed from Pici's clock.
[05/02/21 12:52:49] Orphic [506/545] has challenged h00k [136/795] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:56 is removed from Orphic's clock.
[05/03/21 08:42:34] lavamind, cornfeedhobo, and h00k [531/1961] have team battled mordac, idlerpgww, and soltys [2113/3268] and lost! 2 days, 01:06:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/21 22:53:31] h00k, acolarh, and mordac [858/3151] have team battled zbe, sjums_the_great, and Yuhno [1077/2682] and lost! 3 days, 13:52:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/21 10:04:08] h00k [48/795] has challenged Notir [282/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:56:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/05/21 06:09:15] Nechayev [53/913] has challenged h00k [682/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:48:38 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/05/21 10:55:07] Kurenai, Geela, and Scar3cr0w [992/2257] have team battled buzzz, sheu, and h00k [1199/2531] and lost! 1 day, 00:44:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/21 11:44:16] h00k discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:48:08 towards level 90.
[05/05/21 20:01:03] canton7 [867/1193] has come upon h00k [190/795] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:25:54 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/06/21 21:13:59] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:40 towards level 90.
[05/07/21 22:18:33] pfoley, Gatewayy, and androphius [2005/2072] have team battled Tor, h00k, and Notir [2272/2377] and lost! 2 days, 03:53:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/21 09:28:37] h00k [236/795] has come upon bobvador [275/677] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:25:40 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/08/21 14:51:13] h00k [378/795] has come upon Atan [62/677] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:03:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[05/08/21 15:58:08] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:26:51 towards level 90.
[05/09/21 20:29:44] allo [682/711] has come upon h00k [589/795] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:31:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/09/21 20:36:17] LordBanana and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 23:14:47] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:23 towards level 90.
[05/10/21 22:58:27] ToHellWithGA, sartan, and h00k [579/3227] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, CheeseSodaPunch, and HeavyPodda [2701/2857] and lost! 1 day, 22:51:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 15:48:38] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:39 towards level 90.
[05/12/21 20:51:45] idlerpgww [477/763] has come upon h00k [463/795] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:06:10 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[05/14/21 00:00:35] bigtrees [365/545] has come upon h00k [12/795] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:59:06 is removed from bigtrees's clock.
[05/14/21 16:19:10] h00k invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:28 towards level 90.
[05/15/21 05:35:38] h00k [110/795] has come upon Pici [866/1306] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:17:22 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/15/21 05:56:31] h00k lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:12 from level 90.