Player Info

User: idisjunction
Class: JelloScorpion
Admin?: No
Level: 82
Next level: 32 days, 07:24:40
Status: Offline
Host: idisjunction!~kvirc@wikipedia/inclusivedisjunction
Account Created: Wed Mar 27 06:39:10 2013
Last login: Sat May 2 17:30:22 2020
Total time idled: 1322 days, 17:40:09
Current position: [272,457]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 109 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 22
charm: 66
gloves: 54
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 53
ring: 69 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 105
tunic: 96 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 385 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1031

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 3 days, 22:31:51
nick: 3 days, 13:17:25
part: None
quest: 584 days, 01:09:46
quit: 436 days, 18:17:12

total: 1028 days, 07:16:14

Character Modifiers

[03/27/13 09:20:46] idisjunction, TauPan, and rmbell.the.great [439/885] have team battled PriceChild, sasaniak, and joshz [1022/2081] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/13 09:35:52] idisjunction [32/35] has challenged Satoshi [89/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/13 10:39:26] idisjunction [23/45] has challenged digitaldonk [348/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/13 12:55:26] idisjunction [6/78] has challenged Darky [35/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/13 15:07:51] idisjunction [46/105] has challenged Sparticus [626/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/13 19:11:35] mamarley [377/782] has come upon idisjunction [5/130] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:18:53 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[03/28/13 03:10:33] idisjunction [61/143] has challenged allo [203/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/28/13 10:32:20] idisjunction [122/192] has challenged DemosDemon [212/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/29/13 02:11:17] idisjunction [19/199] has challenged truffles [363/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/29/13 09:28:39] idisjunction [34/203] has challenged Nofew [144/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/29/13 18:00:44] idisjunction [31/217] has challenged Soulless_One [110/138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/30/13 00:53:12] benonsoftware [165/324] has challenged idisjunction [177/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to benonsoftware's clock.
[03/30/13 03:42:50] mamarley, avocado, and neuro [1706/2330] have team battled NN2k, AbrahamLinksys, and idisjunction [230/1044] and won! 0 days, 20:18:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/13 03:57:50] idisjunction [130/267] has challenged Kabaka [159/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/30/13 15:33:15] idisjunction [154/287] has challenged Ciphohs5 [46/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/30/13 18:52:03] mato1 [0/1] has challenged idisjunction [139/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to mato1's clock.
[03/31/13 02:06:07] idisjunction [89/311] has challenged ChiefRA [105/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/31/13 17:33:17] idisjunction [36/320] has challenged desspugne [46/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/01/13 01:38:46] dwfreed [236/1079] has come upon idisjunction [112/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:41 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/01/13 11:33:23] idisjunction [303/331] has challenged Satoshi [588/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/01/13 20:18:48] sabu [100/182] has challenged idisjunction [87/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:11 is removed from sabu's clock.
[04/02/13 10:40:02] idisjunction [45/358] has challenged joshz [334/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/02/13 16:14:08] idisjunction, rmbell.the.great, and kenyon [918/1921] have team battled Sparticus, yano, and Trienish [2523/2588] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/13 23:41:33] Grim [0/908] has come upon idisjunction [306/358] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:34 is added to Grim's clock.
[04/03/13 03:51:32] vegadark, tmberg, and neurospex [364/2193] have team battled idisjunction, Trienish, and null [707/1746] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/13 11:51:51] dwfreed, Zett, and idisjunction [1503/2020] have team battled BlastHardcheese, sasaniak, and Quix0te [851/1784] and won! 0 days, 00:32:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 14:00:32] idisjunction [322/358] has challenged Neal [185/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/03/13 22:23:58] EugeneKay, filinep, and Loreley [364/1209] have team battled AngryParsley, Str1ngS, and idisjunction [219/1788] and won! 0 days, 02:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 22:24:10] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:47 towards level 35.
[04/04/13 12:11:13] idisjunction [20/359] has challenged Sir_Lemming [298/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/06/13 17:57:35] mamarley [707/782] has come upon idisjunction [176/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:06:45 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[04/07/13 02:39:59] idisjunction [291/359] has challenged Birdbones [259/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/07/13 20:21:12] idisjunction [217/359] has come upon vrillusions [662/1008] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:44 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/08/13 03:22:17] Smoovious [6/732] has challenged idisjunction [206/359] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:42:16 is added to Smoovious's clock.
[04/08/13 13:43:22] idisjunction [323/366] has challenged SpamMage [363/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/09/13 05:32:14] idisjunction was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:34 from level 38.
[04/10/13 09:24:51] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/13 10:47:21] idisjunction [74/401] has challenged SeySayux [104/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/10/13 15:25:01] PriceChild [272/949] has come upon idisjunction [278/401] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:34:20 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[04/11/13 08:11:58] idisjunction [221/401] has come upon SeySayux [505/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:29 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/12/13 10:50:10] Nofew [32/441] has challenged idisjunction [198/401] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:45:13 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/12/13 13:30:00] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/13 10:06:31] idisjunction [5/403] has challenged Hydrogenum [389/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/14/13 01:30:32] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:59 towards level 40.
[04/14/13 03:17:50] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:39 towards level 40.
[04/15/13 16:10:36] idisjunction [431/473] has challenged RansomTime [373/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/16/13 13:09:30] Nayru [321/372] has come upon idisjunction [309/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:08 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[04/16/13 20:35:28] idisjunction and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/13 21:25:17] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:57 towards level 41.
[04/16/13 23:14:31] Ephur, Kabaka, and Wolf [381/2273] have team battled Raccoon, Pici, and idisjunction [686/1808] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/13 07:15:56] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/13 12:23:42] beatysees [132/548] has challenged idisjunction [433/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:20 is added to beatysees's clock.
[04/17/13 20:23:22] idisjunction [44/492] has challenged Obelisk [81/175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/18/13 01:21:40] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:10 towards level 42.
[04/18/13 18:13:57] idisjunction and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/13 20:31:41] Boohbah [159/398] has challenged idisjunction [239/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[04/19/13 06:07:53] Glynix [89/203] has challenged idisjunction [396/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Glynix's clock.
[04/19/13 12:23:12] kapitanluffy [3/11] has challenged idisjunction [165/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[04/19/13 18:04:56] LordFella, idisjunction, and digitaldonk [708/1924] have team battled sasaniak, Glynix, and Ephur [1398/1767] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/13 09:24:35] maybeHere [224/283] has challenged idisjunction [174/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[04/20/13 21:16:42] idisjunction [201/504] has challenged suiside [190/1288] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/20/13 22:44:28] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:12 from level 43.
[04/21/13 07:49:43] Tenorman [354/704] has challenged idisjunction [217/504] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:54:42 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/21/13 09:26:15] idisjunction and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/13 12:20:01] idisjunction was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:57 from level 43.
[04/22/13 09:32:48] argus [242/567] has challenged idisjunction [192/504] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:14:12 is removed from argus's clock.
[04/24/13 01:32:53] idisjunction [100/504] has challenged sartan [313/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/25/13 01:54:58] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:57 towards level 44.
[04/25/13 02:52:36] RLabs, heqs, and ruan [600/1408] have team battled idisjunction, argus, and zbart [1024/1601] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/13 01:28:16] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:14 from level 44.
[04/27/13 01:28:35] Vostok [7/657] has challenged idisjunction [348/504] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:39:49 is added to Vostok's clock.
[04/27/13 14:18:20] DrLuke [179/223] has challenged idisjunction [60/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from DrLuke's clock.
[04/27/13 14:32:09] suiside [971/1288] has challenged idisjunction [360/504] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:31:41 is removed from suiside's clock.
[04/27/13 22:17:12] Majak, idisjunction, and geekboi [1097/1933] have team battled Raccoon, Reaper, and unicoder [462/1936] and won! 0 days, 01:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/13 03:36:31] idisjunction [181/504] has challenged cirdan [813/1042] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/28/13 05:08:13] idisjunction [431/504] has come upon sartan [354/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:06 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/29/13 22:08:05] idisjunction was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:39 from level 45.
[04/30/13 12:52:23] Charris [302/366] has challenged idisjunction [378/504] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:40:06 is added to Charris's clock.
[04/30/13 16:42:06] idisjunction [99/504] has come upon iViLe [337/489] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:44:47 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/30/13 18:14:18] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:20 towards level 45.
[05/01/13 09:10:16] idisjunction and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/13 16:46:26] idisjunction [475/504] has come upon kgb [358/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/03/13 02:58:09] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:44 towards level 45.
[05/03/13 05:34:27] idisjunction [474/524] has challenged blizgerg [597/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/04/13 18:46:56] idisjunction, DrLuke, and Hans.Wurst [894/1220] have team battled bebna, Sheudecai, and Trienish [400/1578] and won! 0 days, 01:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/13 13:37:30] Raccoon [512/632] has challenged idisjunction [493/524] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:18 is removed from Raccoon's clock.
[05/05/13 16:20:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 07:30:50 toward level 46.
[05/06/13 01:09:38] idisjunction and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/13 14:19:34] idisjunction and naori have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/13 06:11:42] idisjunction [130/524] has come upon h00k [302/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/07/13 18:13:33] idisjunction [219/524] has come upon ElectRo [434/1292] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:17 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/07/13 18:51:57] idisjunction [130/524] has challenged Charris [32/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:06 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/07/13 21:21:39] idisjunction [230/531] has challenged Nofew [320/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/08/13 14:08:18] Vostok [294/657] has come upon idisjunction [73/531] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:39:34 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[05/10/13 09:42:54] lolwut [64/306] has challenged idisjunction [393/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to lolwut's clock.
[05/11/13 00:10:34] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:42 towards level 47.
[05/11/13 18:41:12] amasawa [124/440] has come upon idisjunction [425/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:00 is added to amasawa's clock.
[05/12/13 02:42:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 21:42:45 toward level 47.
[05/13/13 02:18:59] mamarley, nikis, and tw [343/1190] have team battled idisjunction, wakeupscreaming, and Prometheus [586/2228] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/13 17:04:52] idisjunction [97/536] has challenged [dmp] [201/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/14/13 03:21:31] idisjunction [406/536] has challenged joshz [109/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:18:51 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/15/13 03:45:35] idisjunction and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/13 14:29:11] idisjunction [415/536] has challenged UndyingShadow [247/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:49 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/13 02:54:57] idisjunction [232/536] has come upon cirdan [672/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:20:28 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/13 05:34:30] idisjunction [351/536] has challenged argus [109/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:44:16 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/13 16:03:20] idisjunction [517/536] has challenged D4CH_RPi [77/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:13:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/13 19:44:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 04:17:24 toward level 48.
[05/17/13 11:07:06] idisjunction [239/536] has challenged rmbell.the.great [380/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/17/13 15:44:44] gipyelrah [680/881] has come upon idisjunction [68/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:58:13 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[06/06/13 13:33:30] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:48 from level 48.
[06/07/13 09:58:24] idisjunction and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/13 10:46:01] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:44 from level 48.
[06/07/13 12:57:37] Syloq [273/585] has come upon idisjunction [250/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:23:54 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[06/07/13 13:00:05] idisjunction [117/536] has challenged tmberg [4/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:38:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/08/13 05:54:25] idisjunction [184/536] has challenged XJR-9 [391/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/09/13 09:16:00] Loreley [315/546] has come upon idisjunction [273/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:36 is removed from Loreley's clock.
[06/20/13 03:35:59] idisjunction [141/536] has challenged Nofew [95/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:41 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/20/13 08:46:49] gladier [59/257] has challenged idisjunction [407/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to gladier's clock.
[06/20/13 19:40:37] pekster [444/526] has come upon idisjunction [166/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:59:27 is removed from pekster's clock.
[06/23/13 22:41:22] SimonTam, sasaniak, and talso [1136/1820] have team battled idisjunction, naori, and dwfreed [1777/2359] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/13 01:26:58] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:22 from level 49.
[06/24/13 12:59:12] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:46 from level 49.
[06/25/13 01:40:51] Furry [32/680] has come upon idisjunction [491/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:24:42 is added to Furry's clock.
[06/25/13 08:07:12] idisjunction [34/536] has come upon Hydrogenum [402/941] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:14 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/25/13 17:44:20] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:36 towards level 49.
[06/25/13 18:34:16] rasputo, Ephod, and Quix0te [770/1459] have team battled idisjunction, lolwut, and Neal [663/1480] and won! 0 days, 11:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/13 14:28:24] maybeHere [338/420] has challenged idisjunction [533/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:49 is added to maybeHere's clock.
[06/27/13 15:33:23] ChiefRA [475/534] has challenged idisjunction [236/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:10:06 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[06/28/13 00:14:01] idisjunction set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:54 from level 49.
[06/28/13 15:57:12] idisjunction [307/546] has challenged rasputo [276/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/05/13 22:03:09] Darky [139/452] has challenged idisjunction [71/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:25:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[07/05/13 22:52:22] Ziggilus [276/451] has come upon idisjunction [146/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:00:02 is removed from Ziggilus's clock.
[07/05/13 23:03:21] idisjunction [427/546] has challenged Prometheus [92/793] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:35:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/06/13 08:39:32] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:48 towards level 50.
[07/06/13 12:05:38] idisjunction [434/546] has challenged argus [248/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:45:38 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/06/13 14:31:31] idisjunction [201/546] has come upon NessaDoom [114/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:47:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/07/13 08:16:02] JoseeAntonioR, Str1ngS, and brendan [648/1685] have team battled rmbell.the.great, Neal, and idisjunction [463/1763] and won! 0 days, 00:35:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/13 13:33:29] dwfreed [512/1070] has come upon idisjunction [506/546] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:11:28 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/07/13 16:06:58] idisjunction [205/546] has challenged dwfreed [766/1070] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:08:44 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/07/13 18:18:50] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:14 towards level 50.
[07/07/13 21:22:53] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:21 from level 50.
[07/07/13 22:29:22] robot [94/427] has come upon idisjunction [340/546] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:54:33 is added to robot's clock.
[07/07/13 23:15:04] idisjunction and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/13 04:28:54] sjefen6 [341/493] has challenged idisjunction [52/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:58:53 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/18/13 01:35:29] Sheudecai and idisjunction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/13 04:57:56] Majak [219/445] has challenged idisjunction [516/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:09:42 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/18/13 06:32:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 13:30:53 toward level 50.
[07/18/13 13:11:41] idisjunction [469/546] has come upon lolwut [366/438] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:02 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/18/13 14:24:33] idisjunction [46/546] has come upon DeLorean [606/634] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/26/13 05:45:29] idisjunction [300/546] has challenged sigv [92/300] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:42 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/14/13 00:47:57] Ulrich [87/274] has challenged idisjunction [309/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[08/14/13 09:37:08] idisjunction slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! idisjunction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/13 01:40:55] idisjunction and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/13 04:48:39] fonzie [105/468] has come upon idisjunction [385/542] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:54:40 is added to fonzie's clock.
[08/16/13 17:40:49] sartan [170/806] has challenged idisjunction [158/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:50 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/16/13 18:05:53] idisjunction [438/542] has come upon sartan [262/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:33 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/17/13 04:28:13] charitwo, irix, and TheMadHatter [965/1306] have team battled idisjunction, AngryParsley, and Birdbones [96/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:59:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 13:44:55] idisjunction, Majak, fonzie, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/13 20:46:54] Danthemandoo [26/420] has challenged idisjunction [430/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[08/17/13 23:57:48] idisjunction was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:49 from level 51.
[08/19/13 06:00:17] idisjunction and csalazar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 06:17:23] Hax [27/223] has challenged idisjunction [288/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Hax's clock.
[08/20/13 06:27:56] Knunez [118/216] has challenged idisjunction [313/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Knunez's clock.
[08/21/13 03:15:11] idisjunction [104/542] has challenged preflex [366/453] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/21/13 23:08:03] Fogel [19/384] has come upon idisjunction [235/542] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:25 is added to Fogel's clock.
[08/22/13 09:11:57] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:08:01 from level 52.
[08/23/13 23:22:05] idisjunction, seisgatos, and sp1ga [490/1575] have team battled irix, Jetnerd, and Pici [17/1476] and won! 0 days, 00:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/13 12:57:57] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:34 towards level 52.
[08/24/13 23:05:05] idisjunction and jmaugue have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/13 13:40:16] ccx and idisjunction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/13 05:48:33] truffles [442/594] has come upon idisjunction [74/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:46:55 is removed from truffles's clock.
[08/26/13 08:34:07] zbart [51/481] has challenged idisjunction [29/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:35 is removed from zbart's clock.
[08/27/13 02:49:04] TauPan, allo, and RedW [176/1641] have team battled idisjunction, Prometheus, and csalazar [1592/1746] and lost! 1 day, 15:55:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/13 03:34:52] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:07:15 from level 52.
[08/28/13 10:26:49] idisjunction broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:23:45 from level 52.
[08/29/13 19:14:25] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:10 from level 52.
[08/30/13 16:16:25] woonack [573/1240] has come upon idisjunction [35/542] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:52:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/31/13 09:48:47] idisjunction [320/542] has come upon SeySayux [150/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:54 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/31/13 15:41:24] Killerkid [353/580] has come upon idisjunction [211/542] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:30:38 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[09/02/13 17:27:10] idisjunction and Sheudecai have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/13 00:51:45] talso, pants, and ccx [599/1551] have team battled hawk, idisjunction, and vegadark [694/2262] and lost! 1 day, 17:41:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/13 09:54:34] Kevin, Gizmokid2005, and jmaugue [787/2013] have team battled Prometheus, ryushe, and idisjunction [92/1863] and won! 0 days, 08:30:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/13 18:11:19] OrranjJulius [45/50] has challenged idisjunction [278/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to OrranjJulius's clock.
[09/05/13 01:18:14] idisjunction [420/542] has challenged cirdan [170/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/05/13 05:48:17] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:24 towards level 53.
[09/05/13 18:17:02] vectr0n [140/336] has come upon idisjunction [138/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:56 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[09/06/13 09:46:45] idisjunction [463/542] has come upon Kevin [347/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:38:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/07/13 12:58:40] Tenorman [316/744] has come upon idisjunction [135/542] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:40:07 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[09/07/13 19:05:19] seisgatos [4/490] has come upon idisjunction [328/542] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:39 is added to seisgatos's clock.
[09/08/13 02:41:09] filinep, milo64, and idisjunction [1348/1438] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, TauPan, and tiwake [461/1855] and won! 0 days, 01:23:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/13 11:00:06] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:48 from level 53.
[09/08/13 15:49:25] idisjunction [310/542] has challenged freeboson [174/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/09/13 21:49:26] idisjunction [237/542] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [269/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:09:14 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/10/13 04:04:40] brainiac256 [1/7] has challenged idisjunction [536/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to brainiac256's clock.
[09/11/13 11:42:13] idisjunction bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:27 from level 53.
[09/11/13 20:29:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 3 days, 03:12:11 toward level 53.
[09/12/13 14:22:32] idisjunction and Gerardon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/13 22:16:01] idisjunction [514/542] has challenged brimstone [247/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/14/13 00:15:06] BachePorro, idisjunction, and RedW [585/1631] have team battled ccx, Syloq, and Sir_Lemming [419/1144] and won! 0 days, 01:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/13 01:22:24] idisjunction [69/542] has challenged Neal [329/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/14/13 04:55:41] idisjunction [145/542] has challenged Cameron_D [461/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/15/13 08:29:24] idisjunction [113/542] has challenged Lykos [0/401] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:37:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/15/13 20:48:04] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:46 from level 54.
[09/16/13 08:40:02] idisjunction, Chenzw, Str1ngS, and Cameron_D have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/13 12:48:58] J-E-L-L-O, grooverider, and idisjunction [1789/1938] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Beavis, and Lenny [1363/2395] and won! 0 days, 15:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/13 18:31:35] idisjunction [56/542] has come upon Kabaka [476/613] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:29:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/19/13 06:47:04] idisjunction [408/542] has challenged avocado [269/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:05:04 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/19/13 07:48:23] irix, idisjunction, and Disori [977/1727] have team battled h00k, manulite, and argus [725/1976] and won! 0 days, 12:44:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/13 16:07:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 5 days, 08:37:33 toward level 54.
[09/20/13 08:36:54] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:39 towards level 54.
[09/20/13 18:54:47] idisjunction [112/542] has challenged truffles [445/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:43 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/22/13 04:58:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 12:26:31 toward level 54.
[09/22/13 06:01:11] dwfreed [256/407] has challenged idisjunction [160/542] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/22/13 16:04:31] idisjunction [144/542] has challenged tmberg [363/571] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:29 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/22/13 23:25:45] truffles, pwned, and mnemon [596/1970] have team battled sondove, dwfreed, and idisjunction [774/1211] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/13 03:04:29] idisjunction [396/542] has challenged maybeHere [394/470] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/25/13 12:53:48] TauPan, Tenorman, and vectr0n [155/1422] have team battled Sir_Lemming, sondove, and idisjunction [33/1158] and won! 0 days, 06:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/13 17:29:16] sondove, idisjunction, and RedW [12/1573] have team battled [dmp], yano, and Darky [1839/2312] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/13 18:22:42] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:58 towards level 55.
[09/27/13 15:15:57] idisjunction [7/542] has come upon numeral [313/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:18:31 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/27/13 16:04:34] kenyon [623/1068] has come upon idisjunction [196/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/27/13 18:28:20] idisjunction and zbart have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/13 04:45:24] idisjunction, yano, Jareeta, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/13 22:12:58] Zammo, kensington, and kork [502/921] have team battled pants, idisjunction, and Wayneoween [170/1409] and won! 0 days, 00:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/13 08:20:52] idisjunction and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/13 09:13:01] Enub [5/15] has challenged idisjunction [480/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Enub's clock.
[10/07/13 23:03:12] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:29 towards level 55.
[10/08/13 02:29:32] pants [382/394] has challenged idisjunction [539/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:09 is added to pants's clock.
[10/08/13 05:04:25] idisjunction and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/13 11:22:06] idisjunction and nitzer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/13 00:37:33] master_j [237/348] has challenged idisjunction [73/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from master_j's clock.
[10/09/13 00:37:33] master_j has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:57:22 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/09/13 06:54:58] Dark-Fx stole idisjunction's level 39 weapon while they were sleeping! Dark-Fx leaves his old level 13 weapon behind, which idisjunction then takes.
[10/09/13 12:37:01] idisjunction was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:55 from level 55.
[10/10/13 00:03:49] randompherret [62/75] has challenged idisjunction [38/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:22 is removed from randompherret's clock.
[10/10/13 16:21:11] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:10 towards level 55.
[10/10/13 16:27:40] Dark-Fx [56/241] has challenged idisjunction [295/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Dark-Fx's clock.
[10/10/13 17:46:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 02:33:26 toward level 55.
[10/11/13 10:53:22] idisjunction [125/574] has challenged Zhaofeng_Li [281/291] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/11/13 18:43:45] Chenzw [59/390] has challenged idisjunction [195/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Chenzw's clock.
[10/11/13 20:54:32] pwned [701/897] has challenged idisjunction [264/574] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from pwned's clock.
[10/11/13 21:09:38] idisjunction [387/574] has come upon gipyelrah [222/880] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:47:30 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/11/13 21:09:56] idisjunction [56/574] has come upon gipyelrah [479/880] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:28:16 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/11/13 23:38:48] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:44:35 towards level 56.
[10/12/13 02:25:37] idisjunction [15/574] has come upon yasdorian [48/293] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:00:45 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/14/13 11:01:30] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:05 towards level 56.
[10/14/13 22:14:02] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:23:18 from level 56.
[10/15/13 15:36:27] yasdorian and idisjunction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/13 05:36:06] idisjunction bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:52:46 from level 56.
[10/16/13 07:47:45] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:24 towards level 56.
[10/16/13 20:45:54] idisjunction and argus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/13 04:20:07] UndyingShadow [494/495] has challenged idisjunction [291/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:07:11 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[10/17/13 20:23:44] numeral [393/416] has challenged idisjunction [65/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:13 is removed from numeral's clock.
[10/18/13 22:31:23] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:17 towards level 56.
[10/19/13 05:47:23] idisjunction, Tenorman, and jmaugue [1202/1779] have team battled greycat, Deny, and hawk [1272/2137] and lost! 1 day, 11:46:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/13 14:44:58] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:15 towards level 56.
[10/19/13 15:37:18] idisjunction [572/574] has come upon randompherret [162/281] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:11:23 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/20/13 02:36:28] idisjunction [337/574] has challenged pwned [157/897] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:31:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/20/13 07:37:34] idisjunction [510/574] has challenged DarkGhost [123/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:56:47 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/20/13 09:38:00] Ephod [102/955] has challenged idisjunction [157/574] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:01:03 is added to Ephod's clock.
[10/21/13 05:42:44] idisjunction [90/574] has challenged jose [401/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:38 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/22/13 01:07:22] ackwell [54/254] has challenged idisjunction [231/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to ackwell's clock.
[10/22/13 22:22:19] Tenorman [265/760] has come upon idisjunction [126/574] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:49:42 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/23/13 08:12:46] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:10 towards level 56.
[10/23/13 13:55:47] idisjunction [194/574] has challenged Cenhinen [89/744] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:33 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/25/13 11:22:21] Spazturtle stole idisjunction's level 68 weapon while they were sleeping! Spazturtle leaves his old level 12 weapon behind, which idisjunction then takes.
[10/26/13 19:12:37] kork [289/290] has come upon idisjunction [180/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:04:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/27/13 06:38:49] idisjunction [477/557] has challenged grooverider [735/873] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/27/13 22:01:21] iViLe [443/500] has come upon idisjunction [241/557] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:36:10 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[10/27/13 22:09:08] Weedle, Grim, and randompherret [1745/1754] have team battled zbart, Hans.Wurst, and idisjunction [534/1659] and won! 0 days, 07:02:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/13 23:18:57] allo [537/820] has come upon idisjunction [416/557] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:37:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/30/13 01:19:10] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:42 towards level 57.
[10/30/13 03:37:02] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:58:40 towards level 57.
[11/01/13 05:45:07] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:44 towards level 57.
[11/01/13 23:50:59] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:47:24 towards level 57.
[11/02/13 17:36:10] Danthemandoo [215/237] has challenged idisjunction [416/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[11/03/13 12:57:49] we6jbo [63/350] has challenged idisjunction [281/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:02 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[11/05/13 16:48:32] captyossarian [302/312] has challenged idisjunction [547/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to captyossarian's clock.
[11/06/13 02:37:46] Avon [34/441] has come upon idisjunction [357/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:04 is added to Avon's clock.
[11/06/13 07:28:02] idisjunction was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:00 from level 57.
[11/06/13 20:28:03] Plasmastar, unicoder, and Squid_Tamer [728/1744] have team battled neurospex, idisjunction, and jessica [308/1639] and won! 0 days, 15:45:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/13 01:57:09] Krenz [257/331] has come upon idisjunction [293/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:35 is added to Krenz's clock.
[11/07/13 03:18:56] idisjunction [527/557] has challenged junktext [270/491] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:24:03 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/07/13 03:38:15] idisjunction and preflex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/13 04:12:04] Godisme, Spazturtle, and idisjunction [857/1532] have team battled Toagac, Hans.Wurst, and h00k [990/1897] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/13 09:04:49] idisjunction, Godisme, and suiside [1412/2261] have team battled h00k, mthw, and argus [1341/1962] and won! 0 days, 03:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/13 10:45:35] <Teasara> [143/212] has challenged idisjunction [151/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to <Teasara>'s clock.
[11/11/13 02:42:08] tmberg [530/773] has challenged idisjunction [412/557] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:16:07 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/11/13 07:43:22] idisjunction [208/557] has challenged preflex [424/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:37:31 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/11/13 15:38:20] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:19:24 towards level 57.
[11/12/13 02:47:57] Hans.Wurst [118/567] has challenged idisjunction [265/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:15:16 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[11/13/13 21:43:22] Cadence [32/184] has challenged idisjunction [228/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Cadence's clock.
[11/15/13 02:32:47] Dark-Fx stole idisjunction's level 61 ring while they were sleeping! Dark-Fx leaves his old level 30 ring behind, which idisjunction then takes.
[11/15/13 09:34:38] brentwalther [278/471] has come upon idisjunction [519/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:51 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[11/16/13 00:16:11] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:54 towards level 57.
[11/16/13 17:27:23] idisjunction, Meetch_the_Bold, and Pici [1074/1715] have team battled XJR-9, Boohbah, and Animal [1395/1771] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/13 21:36:53] Majak [291/338] has come upon idisjunction [390/523] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:03:45 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/18/13 01:23:05] Nofew [329/447] has challenged idisjunction [355/523] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:20:05 is added to Nofew's clock.
[11/18/13 19:26:44] blizgerg, seisgatos, and SCSi [696/2018] have team battled idisjunction, neurospex, and Krenz [1702/1785] and lost! 0 days, 17:05:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/13 14:01:44] idisjunction [73/523] has come upon Kabaka [37/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:29:02 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/19/13 17:04:33] dxrt [756/803] has come upon idisjunction [220/523] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:01:38 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[11/20/13 04:17:21] idisjunction, brentwalther, and Ulrich [544/1361] have team battled jmaugue, TheMadHatter, and Deny [402/1272] and won! 0 days, 10:07:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/13 19:35:40] Meetch_the_Bold [151/515] has challenged idisjunction [169/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[11/21/13 03:13:04] yano [814/942] has come upon idisjunction [4/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:23:43 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/21/13 15:27:33] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/13 20:07:42] Dargel [4/103] has challenged idisjunction [359/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Dargel's clock.
[11/22/13 01:49:11] Dargel, Xpktro, and idisjunction [804/881] have team battled deedra, elf, and suiside [2362/2379] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/13 05:56:56] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:40 towards level 57.
[11/29/13 05:29:43] Simie [421/733] has challenged idisjunction [62/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:20:46 is removed from Simie's clock.
[11/29/13 16:17:21] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:00 towards level 57.
[11/29/13 16:32:24] idisjunction [228/519] has challenged Fogel [433/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:18 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/30/13 12:59:34] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:26 from level 57.
[11/30/13 14:24:44] idisjunction [754/784] has challenged suterismus [961/1281] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/30/13 19:13:58] idisjunction [596/784] has come upon rmbell.the.great [426/672] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:44:34 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/01/13 11:16:59] Zammo stole idisjunction's level 282 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Zammo leaves his old level 36 pair of boots behind, which idisjunction then takes.
[12/01/13 22:45:51] Grim [845/940] has challenged idisjunction [220/513] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:35:58 is removed from Grim's clock.
[12/02/13 16:56:16] avocado [620/885] has come upon idisjunction [228/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:09:00 is removed from avocado's clock.
[12/02/13 18:06:39] idisjunction and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/13 21:13:23] Furry, zbart, and Xpktro [1089/1364] have team battled idisjunction, vrillusions, and dav1d [1624/2091] and lost! 0 days, 11:00:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/13 05:00:03] idisjunction and nitzer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/13 13:40:52] mmhh [168/255] has challenged idisjunction [252/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to mmhh's clock.
[12/05/13 05:05:58] idisjunction [395/513] has challenged SpamMage [268/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:22:28 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/07/13 04:01:51] MadHatter [178/441] has come upon idisjunction [229/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[12/08/13 10:48:05] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:19:49 from level 58.
[12/08/13 19:08:01] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:53:37 towards level 58.
[12/09/13 01:52:29] idisjunction [335/513] has come upon Ulrich [87/373] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:41:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/10/13 01:37:46] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:32 towards level 58.
[12/10/13 15:41:58] sdamashek [33/297] has challenged idisjunction [350/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to sdamashek's clock.
[12/10/13 16:40:41] brimstone [26/405] has challenged idisjunction [199/513] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:08:00 is added to brimstone's clock.
[12/11/13 18:48:55] idisjunction was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:24 from level 58.
[12/12/13 08:16:07] fwilson, desspugne, and Iuz [430/1798] have team battled gylgamesh, gideonstar, and idisjunction [168/1665] and won! 0 days, 00:38:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/13 23:05:34] Toagac [173/712] has challenged idisjunction [323/513] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Toagac's clock.
[12/14/13 00:14:43] argus, idisjunction, and UndyingShadow [1771/1968] have team battled irix, Fogel, and teiresias [1715/1817] and won! 1 day, 18:27:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/13 01:52:15] brendan [396/979] has come upon idisjunction [81/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:20 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/18/13 07:22:39] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:37:06 from level 58.
[12/20/13 03:32:22] three18ti [119/233] has challenged idisjunction [444/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to three18ti's clock.
[12/20/13 18:13:12] idisjunction and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/13 00:10:12] Majak [27/338] has come upon idisjunction [275/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:34 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/23/13 17:59:03] idisjunction [453/513] has challenged gideonstar [74/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:53:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/24/13 11:29:50] idisjunction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:27 from level 58.
[12/26/13 04:43:30] woonack [732/853] has come upon idisjunction [459/513] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:00:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/27/13 09:35:25] idisjunction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:53:24 from level 58.
[12/28/13 02:59:52] idisjunction [248/513] has come upon freeboson [558/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:32:14 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/28/13 15:24:32] UndyingShadow [461/510] has come upon idisjunction [153/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:51:29 is removed from UndyingShadow's clock.
[12/28/13 20:30:27] MontyZuma [379/728] has come upon idisjunction [342/513] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:41:26 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[12/29/13 07:21:17] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:07 towards level 58.
[12/29/13 13:32:50] DemosDemon [548/696] has challenged idisjunction [277/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:59:52 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[12/30/13 06:27:57] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:18 from level 58.
[12/30/13 14:48:52] idisjunction and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/13 09:43:44] idisjunction [354/510] has challenged Alfie [65/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/31/13 14:27:45] TROGDOR [134/401] has challenged idisjunction [154/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[12/31/13 15:13:44] idisjunction [508/510] has come upon kenyon [538/1033] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:31:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/01/14 13:09:36] Cenhinen, idisjunction, and Spazturtle [689/1846] have team battled seek, jose, and h00k [1795/2520] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/14 13:19:06] Hans.Wurst, jessica, and aarontc [328/1576] have team battled hoff, idisjunction, and gylgamesh [726/1573] and lost! 0 days, 14:19:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/14 09:00:36] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:50 from level 58.
[01/02/14 09:59:53] idisjunction and aarontc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/14 00:59:17] AngryParsley [550/891] has challenged idisjunction [271/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:54 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/03/14 10:53:26] idisjunction and Meetch_the_Bold have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/14 11:16:23] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:51 towards level 58.
[01/03/14 11:46:57] idisjunction [127/510] has come upon STMelon [18/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:57:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/03/14 18:49:25] idisjunction and preflex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/14 10:07:20] idisjunction [110/510] has challenged vegadark [844/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/04/14 22:49:20] idisjunction, Scar3cr0w, and Virtual [518/1333] have team battled rasputo, Xpktro, and Furry [874/1649] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/14 05:52:30] idisjunction got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:16 from level 58.
[01/05/14 16:25:09] Zammo [97/811] has come upon idisjunction [206/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:39 is added to Zammo's clock.
[01/05/14 19:53:04] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:14 towards level 58.
[01/05/14 22:29:32] idisjunction [3/528] has challenged vrillusions [134/1059] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/06/14 09:16:40] idisjunction and Str1ngS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/14 09:24:01] vrillusions [95/1059] has challenged idisjunction [408/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:23:58 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[01/08/14 06:01:10] Gizmokid2005, D4CH_RPi, and Nofew [470/2036] have team battled idisjunction, SpamMage, and bigjay [1318/1926] and lost! 2 days, 09:14:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/14 20:36:38] Nofew [124/451] has come upon idisjunction [377/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:05:37 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/09/14 05:26:04] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:58 towards level 59.
[01/09/14 19:25:45] suterismus [200/1292] has come upon idisjunction [77/528] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:11:09 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/10/14 03:40:20] SeySayux [335/460] has challenged idisjunction [343/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:23:52 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[01/11/14 04:32:23] kossy [3/5] has challenged idisjunction [453/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to kossy's clock.
[01/11/14 09:53:56] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:51 towards level 59.
[01/12/14 14:54:41] idisjunction [184/528] has challenged gylgamesh [5/708] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:33:10 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/12/14 16:18:37] Zett [318/428] has come upon idisjunction [268/528] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:53:56 is removed from Zett's clock.
[01/12/14 19:14:51] sbp, idisjunction, and sasaniak [858/2109] have team battled Hans.Wurst, naori, and Eiam [267/2051] and won! 0 days, 10:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/14 18:04:50] idisjunction was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:42:35 from level 59.
[01/13/14 20:19:36] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:09 towards level 59.
[01/14/14 03:53:11] idisjunction met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:01:46 from level 59.
[01/14/14 04:21:42] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:49:00 towards level 59.
[01/14/14 07:55:01] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:20:05 towards level 59.
[01/14/14 08:02:51] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:12:03 from level 59.
[01/15/14 04:46:33] idisjunction and gylgamesh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/14 11:13:40] Zammo [525/811] has come upon idisjunction [508/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:49:26 is removed from Zammo's clock.
[01/16/14 15:11:20] FrodoTheHobbit [21/384] has challenged idisjunction [125/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[01/16/14 17:58:43] MontyZuma, Satoshi, and Jareeta [2020/2604] have team battled idleOne, dwfreed, and idisjunction [1289/1850] and won! 0 days, 14:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 21:42:12] idisjunction [519/528] has come upon Kinsmir [298/557] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:52:20 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/18/14 07:22:35] idisjunction, aarontc, CornFly, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/14 20:48:43] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:58:16 from level 59.
[01/19/14 01:50:36] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:11 towards level 59.
[01/19/14 16:36:50] sasaniak [21/731] has challenged idisjunction [390/528] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:50:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/19/14 20:24:45] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:09 towards level 59.
[01/19/14 21:33:41] XJR-9 [96/630] has come upon idisjunction [360/528] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:54:39 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[01/20/14 01:44:23] greycat [197/803] has come upon idisjunction [283/528] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 07:31:35 is added to greycat's clock.
[01/20/14 23:58:52] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:46:27 from level 59.
[01/21/14 07:25:58] allo, idisjunction, and idleOne [665/2239] have team battled nb_ff, Deny, and rasputo [1756/1835] and lost! 2 days, 00:36:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/14 20:12:32] simple, Weedle, and idisjunction [160/1416] have team battled yano, Fogel, and BlastHardcheese [232/2448] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/14 06:57:16] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:55 towards level 59.
[01/24/14 09:50:58] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:59:47 is added to his clock.
[01/25/14 09:12:27] idisjunction [143/432] has challenged sjefen6 [301/467] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:07:08 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/25/14 19:34:03] idisjunction, Hans.Wurst, Cameron_D, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/14 11:50:22] BlastHardcheese, addatoo, and idisjunction [435/1415] have team battled Darky, lolwut, and lipek [1600/1858] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 09:16:32] idisjunction, Nayru, and Koreth [730/1475] have team battled jbroome, vrillusions, and Harmjan [887/1987] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 16:14:36] SeySayux [287/709] has challenged idisjunction [427/432] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[01/27/14 18:32:49] aucg, iViLe, and gamerx [16/1445] have team battled idisjunction, Bokkie, and Kabaka [1338/1347] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 23:28:36] idisjunction, Darky, and TheRub [1229/1274] have team battled Spazturtle, ryushe, and Prometheus [162/2354] and won! 0 days, 02:45:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/14 14:29:00] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:21 from level 59.
[01/30/14 06:29:38] MartinBlank [20/679] has come upon idisjunction [216/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:05 is added to MartinBlank's clock.
[01/30/14 14:32:36] vrillusions, idisjunction, and Darky [1327/2046] have team battled Bombur, allo, and Godisme [1523/2516] and lost! 1 day, 11:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/14 02:44:43] neurospex [173/931] has come upon idisjunction [264/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:28 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/01/14 15:19:50] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:39 towards level 59.
[02/02/14 04:02:22] idisjunction [50/432] has challenged Cenhinen [623/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/02/14 11:01:02] idisjunction, m0shbear, and TROGDOR [921/1548] have team battled CFSworks, Birdbones, and RedW [1494/2300] and lost! 0 days, 20:53:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/14 17:14:14] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/14 20:07:34] tmberg, teiresias, and Satoshi [2136/2168] have team battled brimstone, idisjunction, and Eksarion [690/1195] and won! 1 day, 15:57:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/14 02:22:02] pfoley [201/656] has challenged idisjunction [350/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:10 is added to pfoley's clock.
[02/04/14 03:22:15] idisjunction [49/438] has challenged nitzer [136/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:22:11 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/04/14 06:20:33] Simie, tmberg, and nb_ff [1347/2319] have team battled suiside, idisjunction, and LordFella [1112/2588] and won! 2 days, 08:54:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/14 08:38:59] idisjunction met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:56 from level 59.
[02/05/14 21:25:07] idisjunction [72/438] has challenged irix [372/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/05/14 21:35:52] Sheudecai [222/484] has come upon idisjunction [46/438] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:30:18 is removed from Sheudecai's clock.
[02/06/14 02:26:25] fester [478/576] has challenged idisjunction [272/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:39:11 is removed from fester's clock.
[02/06/14 04:49:15] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:46 towards level 59.
[02/06/14 13:39:47] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:23 towards level 59.
[02/07/14 10:06:01] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:57 towards level 59.
[02/07/14 14:25:06] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:30 from level 59.
[02/08/14 05:57:14] TauPan [199/359] has come upon idisjunction [37/438] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 23:20:06 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/08/14 07:00:41] Heavylobster [11/22] has challenged idisjunction [328/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Heavylobster's clock.
[02/08/14 10:34:14] simple [327/380] has come upon idisjunction [354/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:52 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/14 18:34:48] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:05 towards level 59.
[02/10/14 08:47:20] MartinBlank, nitzer, and ozatomic [887/1436] have team battled fester, AngryParsley, and idisjunction [1647/2191] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/14 11:37:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed idisjunction with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:38:36 from level 59.
[02/10/14 11:46:30] Cliath [9/320] has challenged idisjunction [190/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Cliath's clock.
[02/10/14 15:49:09] Heavylobster [23/201] has challenged idisjunction [347/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Heavylobster's clock.
[02/11/14 21:02:00] pwned [734/896] has challenged idisjunction [98/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:22 is removed from pwned's clock.
[02/12/14 08:57:11] idisjunction [416/438] has come upon Robocop [172/277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:52:06 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/12/14 13:06:51] archlich, AngryParsley, and Meistarin [707/1951] have team battled idisjunction, AbrahamLinksys, and Tiamat [666/1255] and won! 1 day, 16:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/14 22:38:42] Nofew [86/469] has challenged idisjunction [21/438] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/13/14 00:09:29] idisjunction [400/438] has challenged gideonstar [317/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:27:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/13/14 09:36:15] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:01 towards level 59.
[02/13/14 17:14:02] Kinsmir [417/576] has challenged idisjunction [164/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:22 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[02/14/14 04:06:44] Shandy [9/18] has challenged idisjunction [62/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Shandy's clock.
[02/15/14 03:40:18] idisjunction [133/438] has come upon keeper_c [439/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:10 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/15/14 14:04:23] pfoley [232/656] has challenged idisjunction [49/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[02/17/14 02:05:25] idisjunction [131/459] has challenged kork [234/272] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/17/14 04:14:40] FrodoTheHobbit [407/546] has come upon idisjunction [97/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:40 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[02/17/14 04:43:15] Simie [639/829] has challenged idisjunction [330/459] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:51:28 is removed from Simie's clock.
[02/17/14 13:33:09] a1291762 [125/146] has come upon idisjunction [213/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:59 is added to a1291762's clock.
[02/17/14 15:33:36] Reaper, RansomTime, and irix [290/2313] have team battled tmberg, idisjunction, and Tiamat [52/1648] and won! 1 day, 11:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/14 07:49:24] idisjunction [210/459] has challenged Darky [468/552] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:57:56 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/19/14 00:13:21] CFSworks [250/695] has come upon idisjunction [97/459] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:21:29 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[02/19/14 15:36:57] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:10:09 towards level 60.
[02/20/14 10:48:58] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:47:56 from level 60.
[02/21/14 05:17:53] fbenoit [273/385] has challenged idisjunction [432/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to fbenoit's clock.
[02/21/14 12:21:40] Doctor [84/214] has challenged idisjunction [92/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Doctor's clock.
[02/21/14 17:52:53] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 00:21:16 is added to his clock.
[02/21/14 19:17:24] idisjunction, Str1ngS, [dmp], and c0de have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/14 04:30:12] Kartoffelsuppe [78/227] has challenged idisjunction [199/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[02/22/14 09:41:55] idisjunction [129/459] has come upon Flynn [338/479] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:07:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/23/14 23:31:55] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:50:54 towards level 60.
[02/24/14 13:50:46] woonack [488/720] has challenged idisjunction [295/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:23 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/28/14 00:13:53] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:39 towards level 60.
[02/28/14 06:09:40] idisjunction was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:28:33 from level 60.
[02/28/14 12:53:21] idisjunction [236/459] has come upon Virtual [294/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:44:00 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/01/14 03:40:15] rasputo [546/1077] has come upon idisjunction [444/459] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:07:17 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[03/01/14 10:20:54] CaShY, gipyelrah, and grooverider [1740/2144] have team battled Meistarin, idisjunction, and teiresias [1065/1369] and won! 0 days, 00:06:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/14 15:10:18] idisjunction was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:30:39 from level 60.
[03/01/14 15:29:50] idisjunction [272/459] has come upon MetaNova [323/566] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:39:19 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/02/14 17:28:39] Xpktro [299/398] has challenged idisjunction [376/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:19 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[03/02/14 18:28:53] idisjunction [156/459] has challenged Ttech [22/1161] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:15:48 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/02/14 19:29:10] Killerkid [212/566] has challenged idisjunction [435/459] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:45:32 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/03/14 14:33:49] tmberg [727/893] has challenged idisjunction [311/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:48:20 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/03/14 14:46:07] idisjunction stole cirdan's level 52 tunic while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 33 tunic behind, which cirdan then takes.
[03/03/14 19:35:03] idisjunction [46/477] has challenged Xpktro [241/398] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:45:11 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/04/14 00:36:17] Kinsmir [329/572] has challenged idisjunction [104/477] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:20:08 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[03/04/14 10:38:40] idisjunction [377/482] has challenged naori [220/827] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:56:48 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/04/14 16:27:10] idisjunction got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:20:42 from level 60.
[03/05/14 17:46:32] idisjunction [284/487] has challenged jose [843/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:06:46 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/07/14 05:55:32] idisjunction [171/487] has challenged Fluttershy [113/468] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:15:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/08/14 04:14:19] idisjunction [412/487] has come upon Cypher [175/320] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:08:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/08/14 05:27:37] idisjunction [326/487] has come upon spiffytech [74/926] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:17:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/09/14 00:46:53] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:35 towards level 60.
[03/09/14 09:42:14] jmaugue [230/410] has come upon idisjunction [79/487] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:48:23 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[03/09/14 17:41:42] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:16:46 is added to his clock.
[03/09/14 20:48:10] greycat, Fluttershy, and aarontc [1719/2119] have team battled brendan, idisjunction, and Reaper [329/2278] and won! 0 days, 16:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/14 00:11:34] idisjunction [460/487] has challenged AngryParsley [768/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:34:27 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/10/14 03:12:20] idisjunction [441/487] has challenged naori [730/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:52:38 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/10/14 11:14:26] idisjunction [72/487] has challenged rym_ [135/276] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:56:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/10/14 18:10:55] avocado, Jr_Mime, and Avon [300/1908] have team battled Shandy, argus, and idisjunction [1119/1744] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/14 20:48:46] kgb, idisjunction, and IdleMaster [1143/1583] have team battled Shayanjm, freeboson, and Prometheus [1289/1828] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/14 23:17:27] tiwake [700/882] has challenged idisjunction [85/487] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:00:10 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[03/12/14 03:43:16] idisjunction stole Sheudecai's level 40 charm while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 28 charm behind, which Sheudecai then takes.
[03/12/14 10:26:23] Tiamat [193/328] has challenged idisjunction [468/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:19 is added to Tiamat's clock.
[03/12/14 18:46:56] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:59:43 from level 60.
[03/13/14 21:22:17] paysties, yond, and Cypher [1777/2163] have team battled idisjunction, ajhgfa, and tmberg [1672/1809] and won! 0 days, 08:31:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/14 05:14:08] idisjunction died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:45:47 from level 60.
[03/14/14 23:29:41] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:46:30 from level 60.
[03/15/14 02:04:20] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:58 towards level 60.
[03/15/14 10:13:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed idisjunction with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 14:05:49 from level 60.
[03/15/14 18:25:36] idisjunction [315/498] has come upon Hans.Wurst [363/731] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:13:01 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/16/14 00:11:41] pants, freeboson, and idisjunction [353/1736] have team battled master_j, Daft, and Meistarin [781/1449] and lost! 4 days, 06:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/14 18:23:51] keeper_c, blizgerg, and idisjunction [2324/2544] have team battled kk4pou, Nofew, and jmaugue [514/1139] and won! 0 days, 08:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 07:02:47] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:28:36 towards level 60.
[03/20/14 11:04:46] sasaniak, strugart, and Nofew [1167/1415] have team battled IdleMaster, idisjunction, and keeper_c [1520/2083] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/14 11:53:52] MadHatter [226/429] has come upon idisjunction [376/498] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:52:23 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[03/22/14 19:58:41] naw [32/95] has come upon idisjunction [211/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:48 is added to naw's clock.
[03/22/14 21:40:11] tiwake [418/882] has come upon idisjunction [120/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:33:54 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[03/23/14 09:34:47] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:56 towards level 60.
[03/24/14 09:31:37] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:32 towards level 60.
[03/24/14 11:43:46] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:51 towards level 60.
[03/27/14 22:25:27] idisjunction set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:59 from level 60.
[03/28/14 04:06:48] noother [472/865] has challenged idisjunction [275/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:39:26 is removed from noother's clock.
[03/28/14 05:37:15] charitwo, idisjunction, and Jens [793/1437] have team battled neurospex, FrakingChrist, and Babar [604/2022] and won! 0 days, 07:06:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 22:20:32] Darky [26/564] has come upon idisjunction [445/498] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:58:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/29/14 01:48:12] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:05 towards level 60.
[03/29/14 11:47:01] idisjunction misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:01:15 from level 60.
[03/29/14 20:19:48] Yankee [75/746] has challenged idisjunction [464/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:25:02 is added to Yankee's clock.
[03/29/14 20:46:40] idisjunction [261/498] has come upon greycat [529/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:26:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/02/14 09:49:54] idisjunction [362/498] has challenged neurospex [793/1039] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:37:54 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/03/14 10:58:15] Eksarion [134/372] has challenged idisjunction [42/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:50:00 is removed from Eksarion's clock.
[04/04/14 04:42:25] Stoertebeker [188/269] has challenged idisjunction [119/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from Stoertebeker's clock.
[04/04/14 08:15:34] Zarthus [68/420] has challenged idisjunction [284/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Zarthus's clock.
[04/06/14 08:20:49] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:53 from level 60.
[04/06/14 13:41:24] Krenz [513/535] has come upon idisjunction [339/498] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:08:39 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[04/06/14 16:19:32] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:32 towards level 60.
[04/06/14 17:24:08] idisjunction [56/498] has challenged Prometheus [357/784] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:14 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/06/14 23:07:28] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:26:37 is added to his clock.
[04/10/14 03:29:16] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:46 towards level 60.
[04/10/14 16:49:03] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:18 towards level 60.
[04/10/14 23:55:57] idisjunction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:48:13 from level 60.
[04/11/14 21:43:50] idisjunction got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:22:15 from level 60.
[04/12/14 02:26:23] idisjunction [6/504] has challenged Eiam [153/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:54:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/12/14 07:14:57] naori [679/715] has come upon idisjunction [342/504] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:39:10 is removed from naori's clock.
[04/12/14 22:30:59] Adar, Godisme, and Prometheus [1932/2371] have team battled Darky, pekster, and idisjunction [1424/1603] and won! 1 day, 00:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/14 17:36:26] Ttech [361/1161] has challenged idisjunction [407/504] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:01:41 is added to Ttech's clock.
[04/13/14 20:37:08] Cypher [169/391] has challenged idisjunction [187/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/13/14 22:59:36] Fede, Flynn, and idisjunction [679/1361] have team battled verrbot, lipek, and kork [528/1465] and won! 0 days, 23:47:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/14 13:45:33] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:29 towards level 60.
[04/14/14 14:44:31] Polytrophic, Beafo, and Sweetie [730/746] have team battled mthw, idisjunction, and Doctor [599/1688] and won! 0 days, 00:16:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/14 23:54:44] Zammo [507/628] has come upon idisjunction [258/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:58 is removed from Zammo's clock.
[04/15/14 00:44:02] jbroome [364/669] has challenged idisjunction [471/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:56 is added to jbroome's clock.
[04/15/14 11:38:55] idisjunction, mthw, Birdbones, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/14 15:05:41] idisjunction [494/504] has come upon charitwo [332/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:25:38 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/17/14 16:26:37] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:25:00 from level 60.
[04/18/14 00:03:07] XJR-9, jmaugue, and vegadark [71/1570] have team battled naori, prattmic, and idisjunction [671/1619] and lost! 5 days, 17:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/14 01:59:48] idisjunction [143/504] has come upon adamus1red [274/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:05:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/18/14 08:32:52] idisjunction broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:10 from level 60.
[04/19/14 03:49:42] desspugne [414/885] has come upon idisjunction [392/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:41:32 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[04/19/14 10:10:38] idisjunction [75/504] has challenged Vostok [259/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:27 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/19/14 14:11:38] RedW [779/839] has challenged idisjunction [40/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:14 is removed from RedW's clock.
[04/20/14 17:24:58] Avon, Cameron_D, and dxrt [1418/2507] have team battled idisjunction, agrajag, and XJR-9 [1073/1507] and won! 0 days, 08:24:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/14 13:54:09] keeper_c [339/980] has come upon idisjunction [21/504] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:24:31 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[04/22/14 14:12:36] idisjunction [401/504] has challenged TROGDOR [284/458] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:14 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/22/14 14:12:36] In the fierce battle, TROGDOR dropped his level 95 tunic! idisjunction picks it up, tossing his old level 52 tunic to TROGDOR.
[04/23/14 05:34:13] idisjunction [44/543] has challenged ElectRo [705/1296] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:24:22 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/23/14 06:57:40] Killerkid [523/566] has come upon idisjunction [499/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:09 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[04/23/14 13:54:58] Avon [565/1021] has challenged idisjunction [162/543] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from Avon's clock.
[04/24/14 04:13:08] ovf, idisjunction, and Tyr [524/1239] have team battled MartinBlank, pekster, and irix [1974/2004] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/14 05:42:42] Ardetus [75/291] has challenged idisjunction [524/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Ardetus's clock.
[04/24/14 21:24:19] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/14 08:21:25] idisjunction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:05:14 from level 61.
[04/25/14 08:35:47] idisjunction was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:46:19 from level 61.
[04/26/14 11:55:11] Danthemandoo [280/467] has challenged idisjunction [311/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:36:24 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[04/27/14 02:59:03] adamus1red [266/851] has challenged idisjunction [494/541] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:25:40 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[04/27/14 19:19:59] PiotrekD [283/589] has challenged idisjunction [173/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/28/14 14:34:38] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:28:40 from level 61.
[04/29/14 02:42:00] AxForest, pfoley, and yasdorian [1783/1984] have team battled idisjunction, jmaugue, and a1291762 [1421/1465] and won! 0 days, 13:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/14 10:04:23] DemosDemon, idisjunction, and irix [1014/2015] have team battled Meistarin, arachnist, and Cameron_D [2329/2352] and lost! 1 day, 03:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/14 06:11:16] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:57:29 towards level 61.
[05/02/14 17:05:50] honkybonky [218/249] has challenged idisjunction [13/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[05/03/14 05:57:07] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:01:52 towards level 61.
[05/03/14 16:12:00] idisjunction, Simie, idleOne, and bigjay have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/14 18:41:31] idisjunction [261/541] has challenged Simie [132/816] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:14:40 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/03/14 19:12:36] Pici [611/665] has come upon idisjunction [354/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:58:32 is removed from Pici's clock.
[05/04/14 07:04:52] Dreadlish [0/1] has challenged idisjunction [217/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Dreadlish's clock.
[05/04/14 07:32:44] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/14 11:48:23] idisjunction left his weapon out in the rain to rust! idisjunction's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/14 19:48:15] idisjunction [339/546] has challenged Pici [366/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:17:57 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/05/14 07:51:34] Chosi [225/475] has come upon idisjunction [290/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:58 is added to Chosi's clock.
[05/05/14 11:07:52] kensington, idisjunction, and mjh [1280/1385] have team battled Shr3k, Spazturtle, and Plasmastar [47/1702] and won! 0 days, 00:58:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/14 17:55:01] idisjunction [396/546] has come upon lipek [932/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:18:18 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/05/14 20:23:42] idisjunction [410/546] has come upon rmbell.the.great [426/740] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:36:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/06/14 06:16:54] KennyG [91/267] has challenged idisjunction [240/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to KennyG's clock.
[05/07/14 09:04:10] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:32:33 towards level 61.
[05/07/14 23:00:17] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:25:38 towards level 61.
[05/08/14 23:49:09] cst [218/266] has challenged idisjunction [247/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to cst's clock.
[05/09/14 06:39:29] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:37:09 towards level 61.
[05/09/14 21:24:29] Wayneoween [390/620] has challenged idisjunction [433/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:20 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[05/10/14 22:06:47] Mikaela [115/304] has challenged idisjunction [283/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Mikaela's clock.
[05/11/14 11:26:04] Mikaela [149/315] has challenged idisjunction [348/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Mikaela's clock.
[05/12/14 10:48:09] Dreadlish [154/242] has challenged idisjunction [485/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Dreadlish's clock.
[05/12/14 15:59:11] TauPan, idisjunction, and ajhgfa [1212/1308] have team battled kensington, naori, and PiotrekD [239/1780] and won! 1 day, 07:27:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/14 19:46:08] idisjunction [316/546] has challenged kork [38/232] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:53:50 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/13/14 16:51:59] idisjunction [282/546] has challenged Kabaka [247/582] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:59:33 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/14/14 14:46:38] cst [253/356] has challenged idisjunction [423/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to cst's clock.
[05/15/14 04:03:54] mthw [471/666] has come upon idisjunction [407/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:37 is removed from mthw's clock.
[05/15/14 18:33:16] PersonalJ [70/154] has challenged idisjunction [274/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[05/17/14 12:18:29] sasaniak [170/728] has challenged idisjunction [269/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:24:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/18/14 06:23:54] kenyon [705/1011] has challenged idisjunction [159/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:25:18 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/19/14 14:33:32] sbp [347/850] has challenged idisjunction [110/546] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:25:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/20/14 13:57:30] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:43 towards level 61.
[05/21/14 14:36:54] idisjunction stole ruan's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 55 helm behind, which ruan then takes.
[05/23/14 04:30:55] zid, idisjunction, and Dreadlish [522/1267] have team battled G33KY, Yako, and felipe [1274/1553] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/14 16:31:12] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:55:25 from level 61.
[05/23/14 19:03:59] idisjunction [336/561] has challenged Nathan [318/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:22:13 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/24/14 15:21:37] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:48 towards level 61.
[05/24/14 16:25:28] desspugne, idisjunction, and neurospex [1070/2569] have team battled kensington, Spazturtle, and bairyn [755/1703] and won! 0 days, 22:44:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 21:11:39] Darky [445/568] has challenged idisjunction [471/561] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/25/14 17:28:44] idisjunction, yasdorian, and Kabaka [1551/1763] have team battled brentwalther, jack, and IdleMaster [1266/1597] and won! 0 days, 16:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/14 23:40:33] Shayanjm [137/498] has challenged idisjunction [320/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[05/26/14 00:55:30] idisjunction [87/561] has come upon mthw [403/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:34 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/26/14 01:44:48] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:12 from level 61.
[05/26/14 23:38:37] RedW [219/882] has come upon idisjunction [362/561] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:40:50 is added to RedW's clock.
[05/27/14 00:34:42] Vostok, gipyelrah, and Cameron_D [454/2690] have team battled suterismus, vrillusions, and idisjunction [827/2886] and lost! 0 days, 12:44:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/14 10:29:55] idisjunction [224/561] has challenged Ninji [142/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:48:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/29/14 02:45:51] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:25 towards level 61.
[05/29/14 09:28:28] rainbowdash [14/230] has challenged idisjunction [457/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to rainbowdash's clock.
[05/29/14 20:06:05] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:49 towards level 61.
[05/30/14 12:08:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 23:05:28 toward level 61.
[05/31/14 07:58:44] gideonstar [202/678] has challenged idisjunction [514/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:21 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[05/31/14 18:12:37] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:51 from level 61.
[07/24/14 04:48:32] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:43:18 is added to his clock.
[07/24/14 09:25:59] idisjunction [306/561] has challenged ingo [154/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:55 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/24/14 09:32:46] Fluttershy, Bender, and grooverider [1451/1624] have team battled idisjunction, jbroome, and yond [305/2026] and won! 0 days, 00:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/14 14:53:01] idisjunction [207/561] has challenged jmaugue [184/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:43 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/24/14 20:16:34] kenyon, kensington, and idisjunction [457/2030] have team battled elf, simple, and yasdorian [398/1913] and won! 0 days, 05:07:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/14 21:56:23] idisjunction [414/561] has challenged Kabaka [206/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:32:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/26/14 02:48:30] tmberg [166/892] has come upon idisjunction [34/561] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:01:12 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/26/14 21:32:37] G33KY [69/419] has challenged idisjunction [396/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to G33KY's clock.
[07/26/14 23:08:41] idisjunction [329/561] has challenged grooverider [301/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/27/14 11:15:51] idisjunction [338/761] has challenged DemosDemon [252/618] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/27/14 21:33:23] Nullestia [21/183] has challenged idisjunction [583/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Nullestia's clock.
[07/28/14 23:23:46] DeletedTwice, Beastie, and idisjunction [23/1276] have team battled mthw, ovf, and G33KY [381/1598] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/14 13:32:20] idisjunction [235/768] has come upon yasdorian [581/631] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:15:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/30/14 01:41:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 3 days, 14:46:49 toward level 62.
[07/30/14 15:49:52] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:06 towards level 62.
[07/31/14 02:57:19] Boohbah, Sir_Lemming, and idisjunction [519/1691] have team battled AngryParsley, zid, and MetaNova [931/1882] and lost! 2 days, 23:46:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/14 19:04:12] kenyon [274/1016] has come upon idisjunction [414/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:11:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/31/14 20:15:31] kaplejon [193/445] has challenged idisjunction [245/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to kaplejon's clock.
[08/01/14 01:47:57] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:24 towards level 62.
[08/01/14 12:43:46] idisjunction [30/768] has challenged vegadark [90/503] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:37:39 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/03/14 16:34:11] Ennd [120/358] has challenged idisjunction [574/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Ennd's clock.
[08/05/14 07:08:14] idisjunction [125/768] has challenged paysties [481/556] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:29:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/06/14 04:02:46] AKBlindy, idisjunction, and Kinsmir [523/1666] have team battled paramourne, woonack, and zinya [1042/1713] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/14 06:14:46] idisjunction [131/768] has challenged pants [427/480] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:53:54 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/06/14 18:52:58] dindinx [159/486] has challenged idisjunction [649/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to dindinx's clock.
[08/06/14 21:34:36] lovek323 [245/309] has challenged idisjunction [231/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from lovek323's clock.
[08/07/14 02:30:30] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:10:02 is added to his clock.
[08/08/14 05:13:10] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:12:44 towards level 62.
[08/08/14 20:37:22] noother [326/1053] has come upon idisjunction [73/768] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:32:42 is removed from noother's clock.
[08/08/14 22:32:26] idisjunction [730/768] has challenged Virtual [1086/1107] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:39:34 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/09/14 08:26:51] abrkn, idisjunction, and Doctor [337/1638] have team battled Virtual, Nayru, and jbroome [1390/2175] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/14 10:41:15] zbart [173/526] has come upon idisjunction [351/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:14 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/09/14 12:36:15] idisjunction [248/768] has challenged Kabaka [70/589] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:48:03 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/09/14 12:36:15] In the fierce battle, Kabaka dropped his level 143 weapon! idisjunction picks it up, tossing his old level 10 weapon to Kabaka.
[08/11/14 19:51:16] idisjunction [3/888] has challenged charitwo [11/493] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:41:35 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/12/14 14:06:30] idisjunction, Krenz, TheRub, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/14 23:49:07] idisjunction [759/888] has come upon gideonstar [59/678] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:23:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/14/14 06:01:36] idisjunction [301/888] has come upon Bender [525/621] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:03:48 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/14/14 14:31:27] JCphoenix [68/305] has challenged idisjunction [299/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to JCphoenix's clock.
[08/15/14 10:06:05] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/14 07:00:10] honkybonky, Stoertebeker, and Trondby [770/1370] have team battled Sheena, idisjunction, and Ttech [1497/2605] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/14 11:23:08] dindinx [182/486] has challenged idisjunction [663/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:26 is added to dindinx's clock.
[08/17/14 01:05:20] MontyZuma [354/845] has challenged idisjunction [815/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:03 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[08/17/14 09:07:13] honkybonky [44/641] has challenged idisjunction [681/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:37 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[08/17/14 20:09:51] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [273/1013] has challenged idisjunction [344/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:43:20 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[08/18/14 01:45:20] gravis [166/218] has challenged idisjunction [895/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to gravis's clock.

[08/18/14 20:15:54] idisjunction [401/900] has challenged Chenzw [465/512] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:24:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/19/14 06:20:38] nfsnobody [41/150] has challenged idisjunction [106/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[08/19/14 08:57:14] _stink_ [69/184] has challenged idisjunction [399/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to _stink_'s clock.
[08/20/14 11:03:46] idisjunction, agrajag, and Chenzw [419/1788] have team battled Birdbones, Nathan, and cxz [12/1667] and won! 0 days, 12:04:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/14 23:39:15] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:13 towards level 62.
[08/21/14 13:38:23] ShadowE989 [125/228] has challenged idisjunction [145/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to ShadowE989's clock.
[08/21/14 19:13:52] TheRelic [100/301] has challenged idisjunction [728/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to TheRelic's clock.
[08/22/14 06:52:22] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:59:02 from level 62.
[08/22/14 08:29:22] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:19:50 towards level 62.
[08/22/14 10:03:40] Stoertebeker [18/402] has challenged idisjunction [696/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Stoertebeker's clock.
[08/23/14 17:45:13] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:42:02 is added to his clock.
[08/24/14 04:45:04] idisjunction, SchrodingersScat, and Darky [1346/2241] have team battled gravis, Revi, and Diesel [1035/1157] and won! 0 days, 07:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/14 07:55:39] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:28 towards level 62.
[08/24/14 14:25:54] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:16 towards level 62.
[08/24/14 23:19:52] Agent86 [165/242] has challenged idisjunction [172/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/26/14 08:48:13] idleOne [848/908] has come upon idisjunction [873/900] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:59:58 is added to idleOne's clock.
[08/26/14 09:29:40] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:27:05 is added to his clock.
[08/26/14 15:05:53] discopig [278/400] has challenged idisjunction [312/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:03 is added to discopig's clock.
[08/26/14 15:14:20] Lenny [403/1092] has come upon idisjunction [304/900] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:10:05 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[08/27/14 17:12:30] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:12 towards level 62.
[08/27/14 17:15:37] idisjunction [38/900] has challenged m0shbear [161/724] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:07:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/28/14 09:20:08] idisjunction [660/900] has challenged ShadowE989 [47/324] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:32:51 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/08/14 17:39:41] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:51 towards level 62.
[09/09/14 11:10:26] idisjunction [891/900] has challenged kenyon [46/1037] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:35:40 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/09/14 11:57:07] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:28:06 is added to his clock.
[09/09/14 12:31:08] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:21:39 from level 62.
[09/09/14 23:11:58] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:16:05 is added to his clock.
[09/10/14 11:14:09] idisjunction EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:33:24 from level 62.
[09/11/14 00:24:39] idisjunction [651/900] has challenged Stoertebeker [90/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:07:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/11/14 19:09:09] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:48:24 is added to his clock.
[09/13/14 09:17:53] brian448 [50/189] has challenged idisjunction [496/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to brian448's clock.
[09/13/14 10:41:10] VonGuard [152/256] has come upon idisjunction [446/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:55 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[09/13/14 14:32:00] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:06:46 is added to his clock.
[09/13/14 17:44:10] idisjunction [16/900] has come upon dindinx [385/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:27:43 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/15/14 00:53:53] XJR-9 [55/678] has challenged idisjunction [194/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:01:27 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[09/15/14 18:58:58] idisjunction [236/900] has challenged vrillusions [639/1074] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:24:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/16/14 08:54:58] idisjunction, FenrirWolf, and Cooter [4/1492] have team battled Boohbah, ruan, and mostlybadfly [1652/1867] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/14 09:03:00] Charris [358/389] has challenged idisjunction [281/900] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:11:41 is removed from Charris's clock.
[09/16/14 15:04:47] idisjunction [518/900] has challenged G33KY [199/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:01:51 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/17/14 12:55:56] idisjunction left his weapon out in the rain to rust! idisjunction's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/14 18:21:49] sjefen6 [152/398] has challenged idisjunction [256/886] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:45:13 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[09/19/14 07:25:21] tmberg [721/898] has challenged idisjunction [89/886] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:10:06 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/19/14 19:55:12] Bokkie, tinpusher, and mthw [560/1286] have team battled idisjunction, Doctor, and thoughtless [663/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/14 20:15:08] crisdev [101/198] has challenged idisjunction [788/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to crisdev's clock.
[09/20/14 13:19:36] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:34:09 is added to his clock.
[09/21/14 01:37:05] greycat [529/842] has challenged idisjunction [586/886] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:31:00 is added to greycat's clock.
[09/21/14 09:44:36] idisjunction, spillere, and Stoertebeker [1654/1727] have team battled paklido, TehKitti, and rmbell.the.great [310/1689] and won! 0 days, 07:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/14 19:28:03] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:13 towards level 62.
[09/22/14 11:50:48] idisjunction [105/886] has challenged Yankee [582/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/24/14 21:07:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 4 days, 21:37:27 toward level 62.
[09/26/14 07:38:03] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:42 from level 62.
[09/26/14 20:35:12] w3stside [229/243] has challenged idisjunction [741/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to w3stside's clock.
[09/27/14 03:22:54] Majak [245/317] has challenged idisjunction [228/886] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:18:44 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/27/14 16:05:43] idisjunction bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:37 from level 62.
[09/28/14 03:31:35] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:47 towards level 62.
[09/28/14 18:31:44] idisjunction misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:40 from level 62.
[09/28/14 23:41:58] pfoley [271/690] has challenged idisjunction [590/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to pfoley's clock.
[09/29/14 08:46:00] idisjunction, SlowRiot, and gravis [738/1681] have team battled Zaratustra, desspugne, and TauPan [977/1781] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 13:20:07] pekster [266/459] has come upon idisjunction [256/886] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:52:45 is removed from pekster's clock.
[09/30/14 13:31:05] idisjunction [167/828] has come upon Flynn [103/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:00 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/30/14 23:13:31] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:17 towards level 62.
[10/01/14 10:43:59] idisjunction [36/828] has challenged neo [276/468] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/02/14 04:09:56] noother, Krenz, and Derpy [2079/2545] have team battled idisjunction, gravis, and Avon [156/2386] and won! 1 day, 18:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/14 23:58:38] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:30:55 from level 63.
[10/04/14 04:09:40] idisjunction [57/828] has come upon SpamMage [59/650] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:16:13 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/04/14 06:31:49] lipek [300/1008] has challenged idisjunction [764/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:15:16 is added to lipek's clock.
[10/04/14 14:33:53] AKBlindy [405/537] has challenged idisjunction [697/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:36:16 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[10/06/14 06:44:23] Charris [194/389] has challenged idisjunction [747/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:51:10 is added to Charris's clock.
[10/06/14 15:30:42] Virtual, idisjunction, and Mateusz [1831/2565] have team battled TehKitti, zinya, and tmberg [1402/2042] and won! 0 days, 14:15:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/14 18:47:40] ruan [129/1064] has challenged idisjunction [758/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:42:56 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/06/14 21:22:30] Majak, zid, and grooverider [331/1709] have team battled Gizmokid2005, idisjunction, and irix [471/2708] and lost! 1 day, 10:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/14 08:01:35] drazil [133/376] has come upon idisjunction [271/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:54 is added to drazil's clock.
[10/07/14 17:53:58] idisjunction [234/828] has challenged kaplejon [183/455] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:10:20 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/11/14 00:35:27] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:01:11 towards level 63.
[10/11/14 14:23:36] ajhgfa [21/504] has challenged idisjunction [519/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:20:37 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[10/12/14 01:27:03] idisjunction [247/828] has challenged jstg [202/482] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:22:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/12/14 02:27:23] idisjunction [388/828] has challenged Bender [8/558] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:59:39 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/12/14 07:14:37] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:12:07 towards level 63.
[10/12/14 13:01:55] duke [112/353] has challenged idisjunction [124/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to duke's clock.
[10/14/14 19:52:18] Vargink [162/457] has come upon idisjunction [614/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:05 is added to Vargink's clock.
[10/15/14 12:34:20] idisjunction [494/828] has come upon gideonstar [461/669] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:39:26 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/15/14 21:48:42] idisjunction [446/828] has come upon Sir_Lemming [36/519] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:34:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/16/14 22:40:29] idisjunction, Kartoffelsuppe, and zbart [993/1782] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Vargink, and suterismus [109/2143] and won! 0 days, 13:20:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 01:32:46] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:17 towards level 63.
[10/17/14 05:15:18] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:09:51 from level 63.
[10/17/14 06:07:44] idisjunction [104/828] has challenged mthw [408/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:39:29 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/18/14 17:36:09] Darky [70/609] has come upon idisjunction [550/828] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:05:13 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/19/14 02:50:32] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:01 towards level 63.
[10/20/14 04:31:09] SCSi [473/717] has challenged idisjunction [459/828] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:37:45 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[10/20/14 05:33:00] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:04 towards level 63.
[10/20/14 15:17:10] idisjunction left his weapon out in the rain to rust! idisjunction's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/20/14 15:58:19] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:33 towards level 63.
[10/21/14 15:37:47] brentwalther [67/839] has come upon idisjunction [398/814] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:06:38 is added to brentwalther's clock.
[10/22/14 02:47:03] Godisme [49/950] has challenged idisjunction [312/814] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:38:17 is added to Godisme's clock.
[10/22/14 18:11:16] Adar [647/804] has come upon idisjunction [810/814] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:25:13 is added to Adar's clock.
[10/23/14 05:54:13] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:18:17 from level 63.
[10/23/14 06:46:54] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:05:57 is added to his clock.
[10/23/14 10:02:25] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:22:43 from level 63.
[10/23/14 15:41:38] idisjunction misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:21 from level 63.
[10/27/14 17:02:52] idisjunction was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:16:26 from level 63.
[10/27/14 18:30:37] yano [349/924] has challenged idisjunction [420/814] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:31:05 is added to yano's clock.
[10/28/14 06:34:01] pants [84/504] has challenged idisjunction [390/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:01:20 is added to pants's clock.
[10/29/14 07:41:20] yano [737/924] has challenged idisjunction [510/814] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:47:56 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/31/14 03:47:58] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:31:12 towards level 63.
[10/31/14 13:59:20] alexj [285/440] has come upon idisjunction [758/814] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:36 is added to alexj's clock.
[10/31/14 16:36:24] Wayneoween, idisjunction, and dxrt [1279/2329] have team battled a1291762, pekster, and pipework [276/1629] and won! 0 days, 00:53:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/14 16:58:36] idisjunction [751/814] has challenged Darky [12/615] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:28:41 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/02/14 12:11:25] idisjunction [504/814] has challenged twohlix [148/339] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:53:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/02/14 17:12:58] idisjunction [747/814] has challenged ElectRo [720/1296] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:55:46 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/03/14 06:58:55] greycat, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and simple [1832/2366] have team battled neurospex, idisjunction, and identd [139/2176] and won! 2 days, 07:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 14:26:11] SchrodingersScat, XJR-9, and idisjunction [150/2362] have team battled bairyn, ovf, and gravis [485/1494] and lost! 2 days, 12:00:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/14 18:20:33] Majak [65/320] has challenged idisjunction [742/814] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:38:41 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/04/14 01:22:36] idisjunction [551/814] has challenged Cysioland [587/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:26:16 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/04/14 12:20:16] idisjunction [130/814] has come upon grooverider [83/944] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:00:51 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/04/14 20:40:04] idisjunction [92/814] has come upon Sir_Mobber [418/474] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:41:56 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/05/14 07:41:57] idisjunction [753/814] has come upon Anderson [100/344] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:50:32 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/05/14 14:34:21] Virtual [235/1148] has challenged idisjunction [356/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:03:41 is added to Virtual's clock.
[11/05/14 15:13:48] dindinx, idisjunction, and godog [1267/1741] have team battled greycat, ReGan, and yond [1611/2168] and lost! 0 days, 21:25:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/14 15:12:36] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:30 towards level 63.
[11/08/14 02:56:29] edo [107/307] has challenged idisjunction [82/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:08:46 is removed from edo's clock.
[11/08/14 04:41:18] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:21:36 from level 63.
[11/08/14 05:20:36] idisjunction [241/814] has come upon Totengeist [96/410] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:37:29 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/09/14 10:06:05] idisjunction [104/814] has challenged Avon [840/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:25 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/09/14 15:07:38] idisjunction [38/814] has challenged gravis [303/528] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:06:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/09/14 17:57:32] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/14 21:50:12] idisjunction bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:56:09 from level 63.
[11/10/14 12:30:46] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:40:09 towards level 63.
[11/10/14 13:36:34] argus [715/786] has come upon idisjunction [373/821] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:51:49 is removed from argus's clock.
[11/10/14 21:23:13] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:37 towards level 63.
[11/11/14 02:18:33] woonack [414/751] has challenged idisjunction [86/821] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:03:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/11/14 12:31:23] idisjunction [720/821] has come upon Krenz [230/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:41:52 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/11/14 17:23:10] Sixbierehomme [162/572] has challenged idisjunction [29/821] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:47:58 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/12/14 17:28:54] nfsnobody [204/379] has come upon idisjunction [348/821] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:44 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[11/13/14 17:25:47] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:12 towards level 63.
[11/13/14 18:21:00] suterismus [826/1205] has come upon idisjunction [586/821] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:06:13 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/13/14 19:38:30] idisjunction [778/821] has challenged ph00ktastic [268/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:58:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/14/14 13:42:43] davidfg4, ReGan, and charitwo [1374/1429] have team battled PiotrekD, c0de, and idisjunction [1446/2235] and lost! 0 days, 14:58:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/14 17:07:26] dwfreed [166/495] has come upon idisjunction [458/821] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:55:27 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/14/14 19:22:20] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:20 towards level 63.
[11/16/14 08:57:49] idisjunction [805/821] has challenged SlowRiot [269/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:13:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/16/14 14:52:42] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:27 towards level 63.
[11/17/14 06:48:36] nexxy [9/387] has challenged idisjunction [459/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to nexxy's clock.
[11/18/14 08:32:27] ganja [201/210] has come upon idisjunction [624/821] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:42 is added to ganja's clock.
[11/19/14 21:24:45] argus [777/786] has come upon idisjunction [311/821] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:47:18 is removed from argus's clock.
[11/21/14 17:57:27] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:05 towards level 63.
[11/22/14 09:39:26] idisjunction [770/821] has come upon discopig [6/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:40:15 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/23/14 07:50:16] shandor [121/441] has challenged idisjunction [159/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:36 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/23/14 10:13:27] idisjunction [436/833] has challenged ryushe [162/916] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/23/14 13:24:22] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/14 18:05:03] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:24:43 from level 64.
[11/25/14 01:55:11] Plasmastar, Fluttershy, and identd [81/1665] have team battled Vargink, kapitanluffy, and idisjunction [548/1956] and lost! 0 days, 14:10:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/14 23:48:19] idisjunction [819/844] has come upon charitwo [363/462] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:36:50 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/26/14 04:11:42] AKBlindy [489/589] has challenged idisjunction [200/844] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:10 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[11/26/14 12:21:59] ChasedSpade [21/135] has challenged idisjunction [431/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[11/28/14 05:09:02] Silvanus_Betrium, elf, and IdleMaster [360/1623] have team battled Avon, idisjunction, and charitwo [2312/2406] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/14 07:23:51] ryushe [401/916] has come upon idisjunction [85/844] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:55:40 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[11/28/14 12:33:54] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/30/14 05:09:22] andrewhuntley, idisjunction, and brendan [647/1754] have team battled tmberg, Mateusz, and ruan [762/2508] and lost! 0 days, 22:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/14 23:48:53] honkybonky [328/679] has challenged idisjunction [233/835] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:52:03 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[12/01/14 05:31:19] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 05:02:31 is added to his clock.
[12/01/14 08:42:54] EvilSoul [138/373] has challenged idisjunction [798/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to EvilSoul's clock.
[12/02/14 12:00:46] idisjunction [128/835] has challenged yang [385/528] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:39:49 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/03/14 23:52:09] Ladon [5/304] has challenged idisjunction [650/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Ladon's clock.
[12/04/14 10:57:20] Jon [216/242] has challenged idisjunction [536/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Jon's clock.
[12/04/14 11:16:10] TehKitti [510/612] has challenged idisjunction [735/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:03 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[12/04/14 11:16:25] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:57:44 from level 64.
[12/04/14 15:17:27] idisjunction [51/835] has challenged kapitanluffy [5/544] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:08:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/05/14 06:22:15] idisjunction [354/835] has challenged suterismus [555/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:44:00 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/05/14 17:56:34] Plasmastar, suterismus, and identd [1183/2225] have team battled sjefen6, rehwanne, and idisjunction [163/1428] and won! 0 days, 12:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/14 22:13:30] idisjunction [492/835] has come upon dindinx [422/556] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:42:55 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/06/14 20:45:14] NightExcessive [390/415] has challenged idisjunction [166/835] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from NightExcessive's clock.
[12/06/14 22:31:33] idisjunction, archlich, and Bokkie [514/1765] have team battled allo, Jeran, and TheMadHatter [901/1491] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/14 06:53:12] Kabaka [170/458] has challenged idisjunction [556/835] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:21:25 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[12/09/14 15:54:05] shandor [117/615] has come upon idisjunction [450/835] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:54 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/10/14 17:04:29] ReGan [268/475] has challenged idisjunction [810/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:21 is added to ReGan's clock.
[12/11/14 10:15:46] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:02:51 from level 64.
[12/11/14 11:57:47] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:55 towards level 64.
[12/12/14 04:55:11] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:49:06 towards level 64.
[12/13/14 06:37:58] idisjunction, argus, and allo [116/2118] have team battled identd, Kabaka, and Frogging101 [634/1446] and lost! 4 days, 05:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/14 22:25:52] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:26:24 towards level 64.
[12/15/14 22:32:15] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:45:00 towards level 64.
[12/16/14 00:27:00] idisjunction [442/835] has come upon desspugne [802/954] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:04:01 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/16/14 01:10:20] idisjunction [445/835] has come upon m0shbear [531/801] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:31:06 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/17/14 01:52:24] gipyelrah, brendan, and pixelate [219/2093] have team battled kapitanluffy, Jeran, and idisjunction [1288/1939] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 23:01:14] idisjunction [440/835] has challenged Meistarin [105/909] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:23:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/17/14 23:01:14] idisjunction has dealt Meistarin a Critical Strike! 3 days, 01:45:42 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[12/19/14 01:09:51] Andries [109/478] has challenged idisjunction [66/835] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:54 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/19/14 06:29:39] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:24 towards level 64.
[12/19/14 10:43:39] Sixbierehomme, SchrodingersScat, and idisjunction [702/2240] have team battled Gizmokid2005, allo, and TehKitti [217/2071] and won! 0 days, 11:59:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/14 15:33:05] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:04:31 towards level 64.
[12/20/14 07:33:54] Alfie [72/445] has come upon idisjunction [313/835] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 07:27:08 is added to Alfie's clock.
[12/20/14 10:20:46] Doctor [174/808] has challenged idisjunction [769/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:19 is added to Doctor's clock.
[12/20/14 19:19:33] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:29 towards level 64.
[12/22/14 15:30:22] idisjunction, Mateusz, and Gunther [1072/2316] have team battled identd, discopig, and yano [1506/1819] and lost! 3 days, 17:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/14 00:41:11] Flynn [526/798] has challenged idisjunction [390/835] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:37:56 is removed from Flynn's clock.
[12/23/14 09:36:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 5 days, 04:21:59 toward level 64.
[12/23/14 18:11:15] Kinsmir [297/592] has challenged idisjunction [493/835] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:03:02 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[12/24/14 10:24:42] idisjunction, Darky, and csssuf [225/1913] have team battled mishka_san, kensington, and grooverider [916/1436] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 16:32:47] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:33:07 is added to his clock.
[12/25/14 09:24:43] Nathan, elf, and G33KY [1798/2000] have team battled ajhgfa, MetaNova, and idisjunction [1045/1913] and won! 0 days, 11:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/14 17:28:15] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:01 towards level 64.
[12/25/14 21:24:13] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/14 06:13:17] idisjunction [550/827] has challenged Totengeist [59/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:06:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/26/14 06:13:17] idisjunction has dealt Totengeist a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:14:18 is added to Totengeist's clock.
[12/26/14 09:10:54] idisjunction [729/827] has come upon IdleMaster [249/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:49:25 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/26/14 20:50:26] idisjunction was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:25 from level 64.
[12/27/14 21:12:06] idisjunction [222/827] has come upon a1291762 [716/727] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:25 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/28/14 13:54:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 10 days, 09:53:38 toward level 64.
[12/29/14 06:49:22] jeaye, pixelate, and jbroome [146/1636] have team battled w3stside, Agent86, and idisjunction [1759/2097] and lost! 2 days, 19:15:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/14 07:35:06] yond [137/859] has challenged idisjunction [590/827] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:16:22 is added to yond's clock.
[12/29/14 09:29:13] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:11 towards level 64.
[12/29/14 12:34:50] idisjunction, double, and Cameron_D [1169/2417] have team battled soltys, SchrodingersScat, and ajhgfa [125/1125] and won! 0 days, 15:22:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 18:31:13] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:45 towards level 64.
[12/29/14 19:06:50] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:29:19 is added to his clock.
[12/29/14 23:19:29] yano, idisjunction, and Zanoab [17/2181] have team battled elf, Virtual, and Curlybear [629/2529] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/14 04:46:40] identd [384/585] has challenged idisjunction [101/827] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from identd's clock.

[12/31/14 22:57:31] idisjunction [801/827] has challenged ajhgfa [100/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:15:23 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/31/14 22:57:31] idisjunction has dealt ajhgfa a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:01:53 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[01/01/15 13:02:24] yano [81/882] has challenged idisjunction [338/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:32:22 is added to yano's clock.
[01/01/15 18:57:47] idisjunction [103/827] has challenged Sprort [258/276] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/02/15 06:08:30] Pici [174/671] has challenged idisjunction [697/827] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:14:43 is added to Pici's clock.
[01/02/15 15:45:54] a1291762, Avon, idisjunction, and nfsnobody have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/15 17:37:30] idisjunction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:29:38 from level 65.
[01/03/15 21:39:13] Mega-M [306/364] has challenged idisjunction [478/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Mega-M's clock.
[01/04/15 01:02:33] idisjunction stole NightExcessive's level 81 tunic while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 74 tunic behind, which NightExcessive then takes.
[01/04/15 03:47:29] idisjunction [124/833] has come upon kork [401/415] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:07:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/05/15 09:49:10] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:12:25 towards level 65.
[01/05/15 18:42:11] Crysters, idisjunction, and eva42 [1344/1847] have team battled ChiefRA, Glorfindel, and Fluttershy [1480/1711] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/15 06:20:36] idisjunction [90/833] has come upon yasdorian [161/761] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:21:20 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/07/15 00:09:10] DiCEr1904 [53/485] has come upon idisjunction [216/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:44:39 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[01/07/15 03:03:42] Rarity [299/630] has challenged idisjunction [597/833] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Rarity's clock.
[01/08/15 08:05:16] pekster [119/562] has challenged idisjunction [371/833] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to pekster's clock.
[01/11/15 00:34:15] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:09 towards level 65.
[01/11/15 07:28:26] idisjunction [286/833] has challenged Simie [11/871] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:53:23 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/12/15 04:36:34] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:21 towards level 65.
[01/12/15 12:32:29] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:45:57 from level 65.
[01/13/15 11:36:08] IdleRPG [80/183] has challenged idisjunction [191/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to IdleRPG's clock.
[01/13/15 15:12:14] idisjunction, mthw, and PiotrekD [1958/2284] have team battled ajhgfa, Gunther, and kork [1277/1604] and won! 0 days, 16:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/15 18:00:29] yang [548/646] has come upon idisjunction [419/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:18:28 is removed from yang's clock.
[01/14/15 18:54:22] idisjunction [385/833] has challenged dxrt [812/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:03:43 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/14/15 22:32:46] idisjunction [559/833] has come upon Chompy [6/74] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:13:58 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/15/15 05:03:07] jwoglom [178/402] has challenged idisjunction [57/833] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from jwoglom's clock.
[02/04/15 12:50:29] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/15 11:02:32] Misza, LordH, and mmhh [89/1869] have team battled idisjunction, Sixbierehomme, and idleOne [164/2397] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/15 09:00:38] VonGuard [422/611] has come upon idisjunction [361/845] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:49 is removed from VonGuard's clock.
[02/08/15 12:20:34] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:58 towards level 65.
[02/08/15 13:18:47] Sir_Lemming, idisjunction, and ChiefRA [1556/1905] have team battled tmberg, suterismus, and LordH [1008/2675] and won! 1 day, 05:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/15 13:27:55] NezumiRyu [88/278] has challenged idisjunction [277/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[02/09/15 03:11:17] Flynn [31/826] has challenged idisjunction [333/845] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to Flynn's clock.
[02/09/15 18:02:20] idisjunction [42/845] has come upon pants [313/413] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:44:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/10/15 11:05:27] Simie [572/878] has come upon idisjunction [795/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:50 is added to Simie's clock.
[02/12/15 03:17:09] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:41 towards level 65.
[02/12/15 16:46:35] Doctor, SpamMage, and SlowRiot [2129/2403] have team battled naw, idisjunction, and tiwake [2301/2309] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/15 03:38:35] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:02 towards level 65.
[02/15/15 15:16:33] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:37 towards level 65.
[02/15/15 15:35:24] ToxicMouse [181/535] has challenged idisjunction [67/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:29 is removed from ToxicMouse's clock.
[02/16/15 02:25:24] Cameron_D, pixelate, and yawgmoth [1172/2093] have team battled desspugne, vegadark, and idisjunction [1393/2313] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/15 23:27:31] Krenz, pants, filinep, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/15 05:01:23] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:03 from level 65.
[02/17/15 09:15:41] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:33:30 is added to his clock.
[02/18/15 16:07:07] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:47:39 is added to his clock.
[02/19/15 15:36:47] idisjunction [302/845] has come upon renopt [325/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:29:26 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/19/15 17:18:08] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:32:55 towards level 65.
[02/19/15 23:10:07] idisjunction [185/845] has challenged keepermurf [281/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:15 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/20/15 02:15:13] yano, Sir_Lemming, idisjunction, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/15 10:13:49] idisjunction [218/845] has challenged Ennd [316/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:40 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/20/15 16:13:38] jenksy [48/247] has challenged idisjunction [824/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/20/15 17:21:29] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:26 towards level 65.
[02/20/15 17:48:40] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:39 towards level 65.
[02/23/15 08:40:25] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:45 from level 65.
[02/24/15 15:48:32] Cypher [146/592] has challenged idisjunction [12/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:25 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[02/25/15 02:35:33] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/15 02:49:07] idisjunction [664/858] has come upon Rarity [590/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:18:42 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/25/15 03:07:53] Shagia [387/454] has challenged idisjunction [244/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from Shagia's clock.
[02/26/15 06:28:38] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:00 towards level 65.
[02/26/15 21:32:27] Adar, idisjunction, and zouave [1086/1826] have team battled TROGDOR, gipyelrah, and clonak [103/1992] and won! 0 days, 04:34:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/15 15:49:27] idisjunction [174/858] has challenged Sixbierehomme [291/647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/28/15 15:30:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 20 days, 21:23:26 toward level 66.
[02/28/15 16:04:10] renopt [104/422] has challenged idisjunction [23/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from renopt's clock.
[02/28/15 21:49:57] kensington [271/446] has come upon idisjunction [725/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:08:11 is added to kensington's clock.
[03/01/15 16:30:26] idisjunction [830/858] has challenged SpamMage [402/619] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:59:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/02/15 07:07:39] idisjunction, gravis, and dwfreed [808/1943] have team battled allo, ProgramMax, and Gatewayy [204/1140] and won! 1 day, 07:52:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/15 20:45:04] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:01:54 is added to his clock.
[03/04/15 15:35:34] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:44 towards level 66.
[03/04/15 20:57:37] sedrik [417/642] has challenged idisjunction [473/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:01:15 is added to sedrik's clock.
[03/05/15 02:46:17] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:04:10 towards level 66.
[03/05/15 03:48:56] ruan [486/891] has come upon idisjunction [220/858] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:50:03 is removed from ruan's clock.
[03/05/15 13:03:19] CornFly [453/462] has challenged idisjunction [486/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/06/15 05:19:21] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:32:02 towards level 66.
[03/08/15 07:54:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 6 days, 22:27:01 toward level 66.
[03/08/15 11:04:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 23:25:12 toward level 66.
[03/09/15 18:33:02] idisjunction [343/858] has come upon droogie [697/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:01:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/11/15 01:48:13] idisjunction [336/858] has challenged Mateusz [386/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:10:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/11/15 09:23:34] L235 [381/435] has challenged idisjunction [577/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to L235's clock.
[03/11/15 14:01:31] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:47 towards level 66.
[03/11/15 14:08:52] idisjunction [319/858] has come upon Akuma_no_Tsubasa [242/250] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:43:47 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/13/15 20:11:33] damyan [189/405] has challenged idisjunction [375/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:42 is added to damyan's clock.
[03/14/15 20:48:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed idisjunction with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 07:07:46 from level 66.
[03/15/15 16:07:26] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:42 towards level 66.
[03/17/15 14:28:19] tmberg [840/900] has challenged idisjunction [140/858] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/17/15 14:28:19] tmberg has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:49:28 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/17/15 19:13:55] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:15:11 is added to his clock.
[03/17/15 23:37:55] idisjunction [254/858] has come upon lipek [1100/1148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:26:16 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/19/15 01:08:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 23:20:12 toward level 66.
[03/19/15 17:00:39] csssuf [264/699] has challenged idisjunction [177/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:41:58 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[03/20/15 04:37:54] Brainiac, Budzogan, and idisjunction [1474/1664] have team battled charitwo, pfoley, and kenyon [2555/2588] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 12:05:48] Brom, jstg, and dindinx [140/1763] have team battled naw, idisjunction, and Andries [1683/1900] and lost! 0 days, 12:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/15 00:32:09] idisjunction [16/858] has come upon talso [60/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:34 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/21/15 16:02:34] talso, idisjunction, and LordH [1223/2151] have team battled MontyZuma, Zaratustra, and Totengeist [1141/2211] and won! 0 days, 01:44:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/15 23:00:01] idisjunction [794/858] has challenged SpamMage [488/619] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/22/15 16:15:54] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:21:18 is added to his clock.
[03/23/15 07:12:40] idisjunction [758/858] has come upon Lenny [984/1034] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:11:35 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/23/15 23:04:35] idisjunction [83/858] has come upon FarfDert [24/78] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:02:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/26/15 12:43:24] idisjunction [481/858] has come upon paramourne [103/404] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:35:23 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/26/15 17:52:01] idisjunction [6/858] has come upon elf [40/845] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:04:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/27/15 20:27:06] vexn [289/303] has challenged idisjunction [201/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from vexn's clock.
[03/27/15 22:31:43] Tenorman, Lowbow, and Thracky [1729/1876] have team battled fattrat, idisjunction, and dindinx [432/2198] and won! 0 days, 03:09:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 00:15:50] idisjunction [541/858] has come upon dwfreed [533/539] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:46:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/29/15 09:42:19] idisjunction [30/858] has come upon Cameron_D [561/1055] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:57:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/30/15 11:28:20] theemstra [142/354] has challenged idisjunction [728/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/30/15 13:19:57] idisjunction broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:36:56 from level 67.
[03/30/15 16:35:19] Birdbones [34/881] has challenged idisjunction [585/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:41 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[03/30/15 17:55:32] pfoley, Simie, and Adar [973/2462] have team battled Birdbones, idisjunction, and Tartarus [1704/2113] and lost! 9 days, 18:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/15 18:48:39] Akiyuki [100/515] has challenged idisjunction [261/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[03/31/15 23:47:16] idisjunction [245/858] has challenged enCyde [15/263] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:37:40 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/01/15 04:24:30] Pici, agrajag, and m0shbear [64/1886] have team battled clonak, idisjunction, and neo [475/2205] and lost! 0 days, 14:00:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/15 06:05:32] idisjunction [525/858] has come upon Sixbierehomme [519/741] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:49:37 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/01/15 06:59:42] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:42 towards level 67.
[04/01/15 20:55:02] idisjunction [209/858] has challenged Adar [84/679] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:10:03 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/02/15 02:45:05] Nahob [136/246] has challenged idisjunction [709/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Nahob's clock.
[04/02/15 05:47:28] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:28 towards level 67.
[04/02/15 08:59:31] IdleMaster [165/387] has challenged idisjunction [768/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:12 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/02/15 16:23:51] Asara [29/412] has come upon idisjunction [429/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:47 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/02/15 23:54:19] PiotrekD [403/690] has come upon idisjunction [844/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:41:52 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[04/05/15 04:24:24] idisjunction [594/858] has challenged pfoley [454/892] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:18:46 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/05/15 23:31:41] SlowRiot [65/970] has challenged idisjunction [237/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:07 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[04/06/15 09:55:15] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:31:27 towards level 67.
[04/07/15 11:36:36] Lenny [90/1062] has come upon idisjunction [534/858] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:34:25 is added to Lenny's clock.
[04/07/15 23:50:02] idisjunction [329/858] has challenged paramourne [428/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:05 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/08/15 03:14:22] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:04 towards level 67.
[04/08/15 21:59:42] AbrahamLinksys [92/741] has come upon idisjunction [482/858] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:08:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/09/15 17:45:58] idisjunction slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! idisjunction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/15 00:24:12] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:03 towards level 67.
[04/11/15 08:52:39] Nahob, MontyZuma, and pants [1185/1680] have team battled Ladon, Wir, and idisjunction [1763/1905] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/15 21:36:10] CornFly [396/462] has come upon idisjunction [437/855] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:34:54 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/12/15 23:56:56] Tamini, SlowRiot, and Mateusz [1608/1964] have team battled idisjunction, irix, and Cenhinen [1243/2268] and won! 0 days, 20:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 00:23:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 2 days, 06:29:42 toward level 67.
[04/15/15 09:35:42] Totengeist, idisjunction, and jholtom [293/2105] have team battled simple, Birdbones, and Adar [1176/2102] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 18:30:11] idisjunction stole pipework's level 36 set of leggings while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 24 set of leggings behind, which pipework then takes.
[04/16/15 00:24:31] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:10 towards level 67.
[04/17/15 17:15:31] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:53 towards level 67.
[04/18/15 01:21:36] idisjunction [71/865] has challenged Cypher [606/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/18/15 07:11:09] idisjunction [602/865] has come upon PriceChild [260/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:54:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/19/15 14:15:37] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:48 towards level 67.
[04/19/15 19:58:14] reim, cbob, and SirMonkeybox [2/1419] have team battled idisjunction, yasdorian, and AngryParsley [35/2541] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/15 03:06:17] idisjunction slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! idisjunction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/15 04:15:29] idisjunction [745/865] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [166/502] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/21/15 20:06:31] Peanut [49/134] has challenged idisjunction [468/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Peanut's clock.
[04/21/15 23:46:22] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:16:46 towards level 68.
[04/22/15 06:06:12] sasaniak, Cenhinen, and idisjunction [487/2102] have team battled Panick, Zifre, and Kratos [70/1302] and won! 0 days, 17:18:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/15 03:52:52] a1291762, ryushe, and MetaNova [2281/2317] have team battled Killerkid, Nofew, and idisjunction [952/1888] and won! 7 days, 00:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/15 11:40:33] idisjunction [644/865] has come upon Egypt [120/375] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:47:00 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/24/15 21:48:59] allo, Lowbow, and filinep [111/1321] have team battled idisjunction, Thracky, and plaller [156/1837] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/15 01:19:20] idisjunction [628/865] has challenged simple [124/520] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:48:39 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/25/15 04:20:29] pants [107/432] has challenged idisjunction [56/865] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:44:59 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/25/15 05:50:34] idisjunction, Crazycatlady, and dindinx [385/1770] have team battled Jareeta, Soappy, and ToxicMouse [126/2585] and won! 0 days, 17:29:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 15:12:35] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:00:39 is added to his clock.
[05/08/15 18:06:41] idisjunction [824/865] has come upon ajhgfa [375/445] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:02:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/09/15 08:00:13] idisjunction [462/865] has come upon XVar [212/261] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:59:40 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/10/15 07:29:59] idisjunction got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:19:22 from level 68.
[05/10/15 08:00:02] etamind [42/79] has challenged idisjunction [631/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to etamind's clock.
[05/10/15 15:57:55] Charris, idisjunction, and ajhgfa [507/1708] have team battled Foible, spaceCore, and RBecker [943/1313] and lost! 2 days, 21:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 00:15:38] idisjunction [652/865] has come upon etamind [89/163] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:21:33 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/11/15 03:57:28] Cenhinen, elf, and Thracky [1625/2235] have team battled idisjunction, arlen, and sbp [1918/2047] and lost! 2 days, 14:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 14:12:22] idisjunction [431/865] has come upon Doctor [14/895] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:41:32 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/12/15 19:11:49] idisjunction [232/865] has come upon irix [764/842] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:00:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/13/15 02:00:24] Rossimo [124/145] has challenged idisjunction [43/865] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:53 is removed from Rossimo's clock.
[05/13/15 10:01:43] idisjunction [302/865] has challenged Milquetoast [19/299] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:21 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/15 05:28:52] idisjunction [635/865] has challenged sjums_the_great [273/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:52:20 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/15 08:48:32] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:24 towards level 68.
[05/16/15 10:30:36] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:50:08 from level 68.
[05/16/15 11:03:12] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:01 towards level 68.
[05/17/15 05:36:16] ElectRo, Brainiac, idisjunction, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/15 09:48:19] bendem, keeper_c, and idisjunction [397/2466] have team battled Panick, Jareeta, and TimWolla [729/1896] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 11:10:08] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:01 towards level 68.
[05/17/15 16:47:07] idisjunction, abra0, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [553/2311] have team battled tmberg, Cameron_D, and hacker [1803/2214] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 17:46:51] ToxicMouse [275/606] has come upon idisjunction [722/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:56:28 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[05/18/15 08:56:15] rtfm, allo, and idisjunction [1043/1763] have team battled Avon, Cypher, and honkybonky [1864/2686] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/15 05:04:42] damyan, CornFly, and prattmic [786/2234] have team battled amdavies, XenGi, and idisjunction [195/2151] and won! 0 days, 23:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 11:59:56] Alric`, RBecker, and paramourne [398/1295] have team battled soltys, kork, and idisjunction [112/1735] and won! 0 days, 12:03:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 15:52:18] Birdbones [387/920] has come upon idisjunction [326/865] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:22 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/20/15 19:39:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 4 days, 16:19:46 toward level 68.
[05/21/15 04:40:37] Regnor [137/455] has challenged idisjunction [581/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:06 is added to Regnor's clock.
[05/21/15 09:10:31] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:46 towards level 68.
[05/21/15 16:02:27] soltys [69/477] has come upon idisjunction [583/865] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:07:42 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/21/15 19:41:26] Avon [891/1112] has come upon idisjunction [770/865] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:59:31 is removed from Avon's clock.
[05/22/15 08:12:52] b0rk3dDAIntranet [88/150] has challenged idisjunction [807/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to b0rk3dDAIntranet's clock.
[05/22/15 23:05:05] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:30 towards level 68.
[05/23/15 08:11:22] idisjunction [300/873] has challenged Charris [139/402] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/23/15 14:21:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed idisjunction with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 04:45:45 from level 69.
[05/23/15 17:40:39] idisjunction [803/873] has come upon identd [29/924] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:27:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/23/15 17:40:39] idisjunction has dealt identd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:34:56 is added to identd's clock.
[05/24/15 16:38:34] idisjunction stole Plasmastar's level 49 charm while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 36 charm behind, which Plasmastar then takes.
[05/25/15 04:13:53] csssuf [165/721] has challenged idisjunction [166/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:55 is added to csssuf's clock.
[05/25/15 15:35:07] Mateusz [335/642] has come upon idisjunction [798/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:12 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[05/27/15 14:48:32] idisjunction [34/884] has come upon SchrodingersScat [67/385] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:50:22 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/27/15 23:23:36] damyan, arlen, and Cameron_D [1870/2510] have team battled sjefen6, idisjunction, and Syloq [512/1615] and won! 0 days, 08:37:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/15 01:47:13] lipek [543/1113] has challenged idisjunction [666/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:43 is added to lipek's clock.
[05/29/15 16:22:13] idisjunction [688/893] has come upon identd [642/924] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:55:50 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/29/15 16:55:34] splinny [7/35] has challenged idisjunction [9/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to splinny's clock.
[05/31/15 06:05:42] Lowbow [295/360] has challenged idisjunction [127/893] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:28:02 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[05/31/15 07:35:08] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:11:42 towards level 69.
[05/31/15 11:07:29] idisjunction [424/893] has challenged yawgmoth [426/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:45:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/31/15 19:42:52] pipework [85/424] has come upon idisjunction [617/893] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:16:27 is added to pipework's clock.
[05/31/15 20:10:37] kensington [63/471] has challenged idisjunction [342/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:42:30 is added to kensington's clock.
[06/01/15 21:19:32] idisjunction [43/893] has challenged PersonalJ [363/472] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:37:06 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/01/15 21:21:35] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:17:04 towards level 69.
[06/02/15 07:38:24] idisjunction [439/893] has come upon Peanut [102/287] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:19:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/02/15 07:39:06] idisjunction [511/893] has come upon Peanut [207/287] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:56:18 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/05/15 02:41:18] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:54:18 is added to his clock.
[06/05/15 15:40:37] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:36:10 from level 69.
[06/05/15 17:06:34] idisjunction, Sir_Lemming, and XVar [1473/1752] have team battled Preedditty, Kitlith, and Birdbones [300/1626] and won! 0 days, 00:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 22:59:46] greycat [343/864] has challenged idisjunction [597/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:38:53 is added to greycat's clock.
[06/09/15 04:52:56] Kartoffelsuppe, tiwake, and idisjunction [477/2594] have team battled Totengeist, Virtual, and xcourier [153/2209] and won! 2 days, 14:23:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/15 04:43:08] simple, idisjunction, and Preedditty [1054/1758] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, irix, and tiwake [857/2804] and won! 0 days, 01:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/15 05:09:25] sasaniak [426/683] has challenged idisjunction [786/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:35:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/11/15 21:09:58] idisjunction [268/893] has come upon sbp [595/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:52:58 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/12/15 00:27:01] idisjunction [490/893] has come upon gazarsgo [71/343] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:01:42 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/12/15 04:26:04] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:29 towards level 69.
[06/13/15 08:35:51] idisjunction [268/893] has challenged sbp [622/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:16 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/13/15 13:53:36] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:08 towards level 69.
[06/13/15 16:00:45] idisjunction [515/893] has come upon Peanut [95/287] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:05:29 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/14/15 22:48:21] PersonalJ [230/472] has challenged idisjunction [789/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:48 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[06/15/15 05:53:32] PriceChild, lipek, and sbp [1607/2244] have team battled idisjunction, irix, and iLP [1044/2141] and won! 1 day, 21:34:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 12:56:06] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:25:12 is added to his clock.
[06/16/15 06:46:42] h00k, Egypt, and Heisenberg [510/1763] have team battled kensington, Unikitty, and idisjunction [522/1584] and lost! 1 day, 03:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/15 11:03:03] idisjunction got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:08:15 from level 69.
[06/20/15 04:30:43] idisjunction [639/893] has challenged identd [740/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:52:07 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/20/15 05:49:24] charitwo, idisjunction, and lipek [1711/2521] have team battled Beavis, PiotrekD, and RBecker [333/2150] and won! 2 days, 12:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/15 12:26:45] Booya [6/12] has challenged idisjunction [602/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Booya's clock.
[06/23/15 14:37:37] Bronius [7/21] has challenged idisjunction [519/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Bronius's clock.
[06/25/15 02:46:27] XenGi [632/906] has challenged idisjunction [645/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:46 is added to XenGi's clock.
[06/27/15 07:21:19] Frogging101, Heisenberg, and fattrat [933/1647] have team battled greycat, idisjunction, and Avy [1454/1977] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/15 09:13:48] TimWolla [553/613] has challenged idisjunction [594/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/27/15 10:27:16] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:24 towards level 69.
[06/28/15 02:29:06] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:00:39 is added to his clock.
[06/28/15 03:09:33] idisjunction [327/893] has challenged sartan [252/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:58:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/28/15 10:18:56] Nayru, ChiefRA, and idisjunction [1866/1899] have team battled nitzer, VoidFox, and charitwo [1207/1511] and won! 1 day, 23:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 11:21:05] Mateusz [335/771] has come upon idisjunction [416/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:31 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[06/28/15 16:13:34] idisjunction [875/893] has challenged Mateusz [705/771] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:33:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/28/15 22:58:25] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:25:11 is added to his clock.
[06/29/15 04:37:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 02:17:48 toward level 69.
[06/29/15 07:40:12] blizgerg, idisjunction, and Simie [654/2709] have team battled a1291762, Flynn, and yano [1099/2261] and lost! 0 days, 23:21:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/15 09:07:22] grant050, darkmage, and agrajag [738/1576] have team battled nfsnobody, damyan, and idisjunction [274/2313] and won! 0 days, 23:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 11:52:13] filinep [41/444] has challenged idisjunction [733/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:27:39 is added to filinep's clock.
[07/03/15 17:43:44] Nuve [36/322] has challenged idisjunction [891/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Nuve's clock.
[07/03/15 19:07:09] mwhahaha, zbart, sasaniak, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/15 10:21:27] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:22:58 is added to his clock.
[07/05/15 15:47:58] idisjunction [762/893] has come upon yasdorian [571/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:45:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/06/15 00:12:41] MontyZuma [127/931] has challenged idisjunction [325/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:34:23 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[07/06/15 10:37:11] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/15 02:29:51] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:59:42 is added to his clock.
[07/07/15 12:17:18] idisjunction, RBecker, and sedrik [1736/2136] have team battled Ramsey, pixelate, and identd [60/1820] and won! 0 days, 10:37:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 16:52:52] grant050 [120/400] has come upon idisjunction [589/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:07:07 is added to grant050's clock.
[07/08/15 18:17:54] idisjunction [226/908] has come upon plaller [356/421] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:23 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/09/15 07:38:46] idisjunction [387/908] has challenged plaller [195/421] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/10/15 15:53:06] Haru [38/186] has challenged idisjunction [412/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Haru's clock.
[07/11/15 14:38:17] kenyon [587/1235] has come upon idisjunction [31/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:51:57 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/11/15 22:26:07] Lowbow [234/365] has come upon idisjunction [328/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:25:37 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[07/12/15 04:25:45] simpy [269/272] has challenged idisjunction [833/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to simpy's clock.
[07/14/15 03:43:06] idisjunction [55/908] has challenged Sixbierehomme [465/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:26:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/16/15 00:56:55] idisjunction [692/908] has come upon prime [26/601] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:44:30 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/18/15 01:42:02] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:58:20 towards level 70.
[07/18/15 02:19:16] idisjunction [106/908] has challenged Asara [468/780] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:19:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/21/15 05:06:06] idisjunction [486/908] has come upon SirMonkeybox [691/750] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:43:39 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/22/15 05:51:29] idisjunction was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:34:26 from level 70.
[07/22/15 06:29:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 30 days, 04:49:05 toward level 70.
[07/23/15 00:28:31] shandor [496/702] has come upon idisjunction [218/908] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:39:27 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/23/15 06:04:47] MadHatter [348/501] has challenged idisjunction [7/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:35 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[07/24/15 00:11:30] bigjay [368/569] has challenged idisjunction [191/908] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:19:47 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/24/15 00:25:29] idisjunction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:24:38 from level 70.
[07/24/15 12:35:12] nitzer, ajhgfa, and Unikitty [839/1678] have team battled Brom, idisjunction, and Misza [2020/2492] and lost! 1 day, 04:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 16:51:41] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:01:45 is added to his clock.
[07/25/15 03:26:19] pixelate, merryfett, and idisjunction [1571/1959] have team battled IdleMaster, hannesenator, and kork [394/1220] and won! 0 days, 04:35:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/15 11:24:27] idisjunction [785/908] has challenged merx [195/394] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:47:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/25/15 23:40:50] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:21 towards level 70.
[07/26/15 21:22:15] idisjunction [790/908] has come upon pfoley [282/896] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:05:06 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/26/15 21:22:15] idisjunction has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:44:25 is added to pfoley's clock.
[07/27/15 10:13:09] Oooooog [132/281] has come upon idisjunction [423/908] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:58 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[07/27/15 21:45:57] idisjunction [826/908] has challenged Agusanz [377/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:02:23 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/27/15 23:16:00] idisjunction, Tamini, and nitzer [163/2149] have team battled Brainiac, wallmani, and Lilian [515/1347] and lost! 1 day, 23:17:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/15 21:37:37] fattrat, idisjunction, and SlowRiot [1242/2315] have team battled wallmani, Oooooog, and Lilian [144/921] and won! 2 days, 16:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 00:41:37] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:48 towards level 70.
[07/29/15 17:57:54] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:14 towards level 70.
[07/29/15 23:29:53] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:02 towards level 70.
[07/30/15 01:05:02] vrillusions [422/1055] has challenged idisjunction [895/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:39:25 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[07/30/15 05:04:20] hazelnut [190/248] has challenged idisjunction [267/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to hazelnut's clock.
[07/30/15 17:45:56] likcoras, MetaNova, and tmberg [1793/2163] have team battled idisjunction, daemoneye, and yasdorian [1593/1964] and won! 0 days, 22:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 13:04:09] idisjunction [348/908] has come upon prattmic [712/874] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:19:50 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/01/15 09:39:56] idisjunction [684/911] has come upon Voidy [0/325] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:51:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/01/15 22:46:45] daemoneye, Cypher, and idisjunction [1237/2185] have team battled SchrodingersScat, rharwood, and honkybonky [1270/1751] and lost! 1 day, 03:25:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/15 23:49:08] idisjunction [541/911] has come upon zid [504/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:56:43 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/06/15 12:33:23] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:20 towards level 70.
[08/07/15 05:28:54] idisjunction [883/911] has challenged IdleBot [1450/1523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:56 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/07/15 11:12:05] idisjunction [683/911] has come upon Gorgon [185/384] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:09:44 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/07/15 18:31:57] hazelnut [51/410] has challenged idisjunction [463/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to hazelnut's clock.
[08/07/15 20:50:37] idisjunction, Ttech, and yond [225/3402] have team battled bendem, Bl4ckD34tH, and Virtual [1021/2083] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/15 07:47:55] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:07 towards level 70.
[08/09/15 01:23:02] idisjunction set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:16 from level 70.
[08/09/15 22:49:29] idisjunction [337/911] has challenged redlegion [367/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/10/15 15:04:45] idisjunction [424/911] has come upon r00f [431/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:22 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/11/15 05:21:05] soltys [15/462] has come upon idisjunction [120/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:33:04 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/11/15 05:25:49] idisjunction [622/911] has come upon splinny [428/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/11/15 20:23:50] idisjunction [511/911] has challenged nitzer [681/710] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/11/15 20:52:44] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:28:20 towards level 71.
[08/12/15 07:59:41] Mateusz [626/742] has come upon idisjunction [812/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:09:19 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/15/15 15:28:45] idisjunction [761/911] has come upon nitzer [365/712] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:28:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/16/15 03:48:11] damyan, jose, and JustAPerson [393/2121] have team battled idisjunction, AKBlindy, and hannesenator [1294/2013] and lost! 0 days, 06:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/15 05:41:10] idisjunction [572/911] has come upon dxrt [932/951] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:30:29 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/16/15 22:56:16] idisjunction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:45:08 from level 71.
[08/19/15 11:51:29] idisjunction, kork, and keeper_c [57/2449] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, unicron, and sjefen6 [130/1543] and lost! 3 days, 13:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 13:36:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 31 days, 17:10:47 toward level 71.
[08/19/15 23:05:42] dodobrain [8/28] has challenged idisjunction [553/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[08/20/15 11:09:27] idisjunction, ryushe, and brendan [873/2741] have team battled Robmanx, zankore, and Meta [893/1284] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 12:17:46] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [357/1012] has challenged idisjunction [146/911] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:04:13 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[08/23/15 19:47:39] idisjunction left his weapon out in the rain to rust! idisjunction's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/15 11:06:36] zankore [139/296] has challenged idisjunction [677/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/27/15 21:07:46] idisjunction [104/894] has challenged darkmage [46/887] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:02:21 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/28/15 03:06:58] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:53:02 from level 71.
[08/29/15 01:09:49] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:25 towards level 71.
[08/30/15 03:17:28] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:55 towards level 71.
[08/30/15 08:30:18] idisjunction [17/894] has challenged zid [172/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:04:02 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/30/15 21:00:31] idisjunction [458/894] has come upon Satoshi [299/854] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:33:14 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/30/15 21:35:12] h00k [512/904] has challenged idisjunction [687/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:36:29 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/31/15 15:35:55] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:33 towards level 71.
[09/01/15 01:29:05] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:56 towards level 71.
[09/01/15 09:59:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 06:02:26 toward level 71.
[09/02/15 14:56:50] Loquatious [275/377] has challenged idisjunction [345/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[09/02/15 15:57:07] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:27 towards level 71.
[09/02/15 21:33:57] XJR-9, sasaniak, idisjunction, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/15 21:34:06] Midsandhighs [184/392] has challenged idisjunction [879/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Midsandhighs's clock.
[09/03/15 03:28:09] Darky [759/763] has come upon idisjunction [62/898] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:46 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/03/15 04:05:15] idisjunction [97/898] has challenged keeper_c [683/1169] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:00:37 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/03/15 12:37:29] idisjunction burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! idisjunction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/15 03:51:27] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:53:30 is added to his clock.
[09/06/15 21:39:53] idisjunction [107/893] has challenged Ladon [558/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:28:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/07/15 03:55:46] Andries [491/520] has come upon idisjunction [555/893] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:58:29 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/08/15 19:51:25] x86_64, vox, and idisjunction [1027/1717] have team battled Agent86, Prometheus, and Simie [1561/2243] and lost! 0 days, 10:06:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/15 20:08:38] csssuf, EkimmI, and dodobrain [1242/1537] have team battled NezumiRyu, pants, and idisjunction [1240/1788] and won! 0 days, 00:51:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 23:57:57] idisjunction [621/893] has come upon Gaius [637/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:05 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/09/15 07:10:17] SchrodingersScat, h00k, and Opie [623/2071] have team battled idisjunction, blizgerg, and agrajag [1502/2545] and lost! 0 days, 07:33:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/15 09:05:15] Doctor, idisjunction, and honkybonky [1913/2510] have team battled astropoint, Soappy, and jenksy [78/2365] and won! 2 days, 23:51:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 16:20:16] idisjunction stole dindinx's level 48 set of leggings while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 43 set of leggings behind, which dindinx then takes.
[09/11/15 11:22:58] bl4ckscor3 [316/517] has challenged idisjunction [839/898] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:50:51 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/12/15 06:16:07] rharwood, Milquetoast, and idisjunction [791/2113] have team battled yasdorian, Killerkid, and JustAPerson [201/1789] and won! 1 day, 19:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 13:16:27] idisjunction [75/898] has come upon darkmage [768/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:53 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/12/15 23:29:28] godog [243/635] has come upon idisjunction [357/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:18:48 is added to godog's clock.
[09/13/15 12:05:09] idisjunction [218/898] has come upon Totengeist [87/847] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:29:29 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/14/15 03:03:22] idisjunction [723/898] has come upon ajhgfa [151/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:20:37 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/14/15 18:05:38] identd [76/644] has come upon idisjunction [497/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:56 is added to identd's clock.
[09/26/15 01:47:10] zankore, discopig, and idisjunction [142/2146] have team battled vrillusions, Frogging101, and archlich [924/2070] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/15 10:14:41] idisjunction [644/898] has come upon MJ94 [576/837] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:24:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/27/15 18:03:56] idisjunction [508/898] has come upon sbp [366/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:15:49 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/28/15 10:51:45] idisjunction [613/898] has challenged zid [279/794] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:13:37 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/29/15 04:54:59] sasaniak, discopig, and tiwake [805/2460] have team battled zid, idisjunction, and dwfreed [1772/2140] and lost! 1 day, 15:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 23:37:27] neurospex, mwhahaha, and Cypher [2234/2452] have team battled Hydrogenum, idisjunction, and pfoley [2602/2626] and lost! 0 days, 23:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/15 16:14:58] idisjunction, Asara, Akiyuki, and agrajag have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/15 00:23:19] idisjunction burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! idisjunction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/15 02:31:57] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:28 towards level 71.
[10/02/15 04:27:39] idisjunction [330/893] has come upon iamzim [60/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:27:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/02/15 12:28:11] zid, Darky, and JustAPerson [786/2173] have team battled idisjunction, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and gazarsgo [2573/2580] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/15 21:07:16] MetaNova, SynthesizerPatel, idisjunction, and Mateusz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/15 00:06:30] idisjunction [846/893] has come upon ElectRo [968/1200] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/03/15 18:58:56] r00f, idisjunction, and MontyZuma [1288/2482] have team battled kenyon, Milquetoast, and reim [2322/2436] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 20:44:14] idisjunction [285/893] has challenged CornFly [757/996] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/18/15 19:44:21] MontyZuma [343/900] has challenged idisjunction [562/893] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[10/20/15 13:28:41] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:04:56 towards level 72.
[10/21/15 06:23:46] he1kki [13/14] has challenged idisjunction [392/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to he1kki's clock.
[10/21/15 09:04:15] Milquetoast, DelayedReactions, and Cenhinen [1131/1570] have team battled argus, idisjunction, and Frogging101 [1631/2127] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/15 08:06:57] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:40 towards level 72.
[10/22/15 16:53:50] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:00:35 from level 72.
[10/23/15 23:24:39] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:22:28 towards level 72.
[10/24/15 01:14:04] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:06:16 towards level 72.
[10/24/15 21:17:46] pfoley, idisjunction, and FakeWizard [396/1744] have team battled zid, GreatRuby, and r00f [582/1790] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/15 22:43:13] idisjunction [313/893] has challenged Asara [5/801] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:08:26 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/25/15 06:49:12] SlowRiot, idisjunction, and GreatRuby [1325/1880] have team battled Birdbones, suterismus, and lutoma [1233/2633] and won! 0 days, 08:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/15 06:55:53] idisjunction [324/893] has challenged Douhet [5/225] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:44 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/26/15 23:36:47] Diitto [586/706] has come upon idisjunction [334/893] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:13:59 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[10/28/15 00:20:05] shah [70/201] has challenged idisjunction [560/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to shah's clock.
[10/28/15 20:21:11] idisjunction [850/893] has challenged MidnightToker [390/408] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:46:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/28/15 21:37:11] MrGlass [137/224] has challenged idisjunction [398/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/29/15 06:52:47] pants, Killerkid, and idisjunction [394/1958] have team battled FakeWizard, lipek, and Frogging101 [658/1984] and lost! 6 days, 01:31:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/15 07:03:03] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:18 towards level 72.
[10/30/15 13:01:35] Pentaghast [11/15] has challenged idisjunction [871/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Pentaghast's clock.
[10/30/15 17:19:56] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:05 towards level 72.
[10/30/15 21:42:28] Ggoes [237/247] has challenged idisjunction [328/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[11/01/15 18:55:28] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:10:10 towards level 72.
[11/02/15 16:41:00] joek [301/382] has challenged idisjunction [475/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to joek's clock.
[11/02/15 19:52:08] D-NICE [179/221] has challenged idisjunction [20/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:29 is removed from D-NICE's clock.
[11/03/15 00:11:40] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:46 towards level 72.
[11/03/15 15:43:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 5 days, 08:01:28 toward level 72.
[11/03/15 17:07:15] idisjunction [810/893] has come upon PersonalJ [423/449] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:38:17 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/04/15 18:24:35] idisjunction misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:05:25 from level 72.
[11/04/15 20:27:18] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:25:31 from level 72.
[11/07/15 13:08:08] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:19:27 towards level 72.
[11/08/15 06:03:47] zankore [254/516] has come upon idisjunction [634/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:11 is added to zankore's clock.
[11/08/15 14:22:33] MidnightToker [100/417] has come upon idisjunction [808/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:05:29 is added to MidnightToker's clock.
[11/09/15 02:39:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 2 days, 19:50:17 toward level 72.
[11/11/15 22:28:31] beefnog [422/453] has come upon idisjunction [37/893] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:46 is removed from beefnog's clock.
[11/12/15 06:23:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed idisjunction with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 23:12:45 from level 72.
[11/12/15 10:16:11] MidnightToker [264/417] has come upon idisjunction [68/893] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:15:03 is removed from MidnightToker's clock.
[11/12/15 16:55:23] idisjunction [165/893] has come upon damyan [103/759] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:03:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/13/15 00:04:41] unicron [642/652] has challenged idisjunction [819/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/14/15 04:58:28] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:31 from level 72.
[11/14/15 16:16:20] idisjunction [595/893] has come upon arlen [38/748] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:19:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/14/15 19:26:51] Jareeta, ruan, idisjunction, and Birdbones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/15 20:14:34] greycat, shandor, and Crazycatlady [473/1947] have team battled idisjunction, Lowbow, and roy [1574/1807] and lost! 1 day, 06:12:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/15 10:17:36] idisjunction [618/893] has challenged Phoon [110/395] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:45:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/16/15 11:42:12] zankore [123/516] has come upon idisjunction [332/893] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:25:48 is added to zankore's clock.
[11/17/15 09:41:47] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:39:38 is added to his clock.
[11/17/15 20:19:09] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:44:36 is added to his clock.
[11/18/15 02:00:13] @bc123 [78/174] has challenged idisjunction [728/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to @bc123's clock.
[11/18/15 17:50:52] Arch-TK [64/68] has challenged idisjunction [121/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Arch-TK's clock.
[11/19/15 06:50:07] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:27 towards level 72.
[11/19/15 10:21:00] idisjunction bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:45 from level 72.
[11/19/15 11:31:18] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:26 towards level 72.
[11/20/15 08:48:31] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:11 towards level 72.
[11/20/15 20:06:43] Kitlith [504/621] has challenged idisjunction [784/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[11/22/15 06:24:22] VX [13/71] has challenged idisjunction [348/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to VX's clock.
[11/22/15 09:34:50] idisjunction [703/893] has come upon sjefen6 [234/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:26:17 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/22/15 18:17:10] Furry, Loquatious, and idisjunction [443/1883] have team battled BronyDee, KyloRen, and Zaratustra [1476/1572] and lost! 0 days, 17:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 03:08:03] idisjunction [513/893] has come upon andoruh [75/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:30:15 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/23/15 17:28:34] idisjunction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:46:16 from level 72.
[01/12/16 13:42:52] Lowbow [291/427] has come upon idisjunction [569/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:09:54 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[01/12/16 18:12:44] idisjunction [86/893] has come upon a1291762 [159/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:52 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/12/16 21:29:22] idisjunction [58/906] has challenged kapitanluffy [254/580] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/13/16 08:27:30] idisjunction stole Bkid's level 63 ring while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 54 ring behind, which Bkid then takes.
[01/13/16 11:24:54] idisjunction [230/914] has challenged keeper_c [1021/1239] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:06:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/14/16 11:02:18] charitwo, discopig, and blind [327/2189] have team battled idisjunction, kenyon, and MetaNova [1978/2939] and lost! 1 day, 19:33:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 13:43:59] idisjunction [559/914] has challenged Frogging101 [317/463] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:36:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/17/16 12:23:29] Lios [33/114] has challenged idisjunction [342/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Lios's clock.
[01/18/16 02:55:52] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:10:10 is added to his clock.
[01/18/16 11:02:16] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:51:07 towards level 73.
[01/19/16 14:09:34] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:47:16 towards level 73.
[01/19/16 15:54:16] cirdan, tspange, and pfoley [288/1800] have team battled Nyarlathotep, idisjunction, and blind [906/2207] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/16 04:18:52] Firien [351/557] has come upon idisjunction [522/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:06:11 is added to Firien's clock.
[01/31/16 18:08:56] idisjunction [161/914] has come upon Xenthys [266/423] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:10:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/02/16 12:28:05] joek, SlowRiot, jenksy, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/16 17:01:18] Majak, fattrat, and woonack [1492/1761] have team battled idisjunction, NoodleCake, and kier [88/1804] and won! 3 days, 07:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 11:46:25] ville, theemstra, and Hundikutsikas [347/1511] have team battled Firien, idisjunction, and alexj [932/1948] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 18:34:19] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:51 towards level 73.
[02/03/16 20:37:16] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:11:53 towards level 73.
[02/04/16 09:53:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 18 days, 12:01:31 toward level 73.
[02/04/16 18:03:04] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:59 towards level 73.
[02/05/16 01:03:43] idisjunction [737/905] has come upon astropoint [184/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:40:30 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/05/16 16:09:35] zid [529/828] has come upon idisjunction [442/905] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:57:55 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/06/16 14:56:32] freeboson, Fluttershy, and idisjunction [1829/2387] have team battled vrillusions, MrGlass, and GilbertErik [1047/1945] and won! 0 days, 05:04:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/16 13:26:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 8 days, 22:29:46 toward level 73.
[02/07/16 23:11:24] Agent86 [475/663] has challenged idisjunction [229/905] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[02/08/16 17:04:35] h00k, idisjunction, and Fahrenheit [38/2283] have team battled godog, fattrat, and Crazycatlady [173/1911] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 14:40:47] idisjunction, sjefen6, and ville [608/1900] have team battled ConSi, Trozz, and nitzer [288/1513] and won! 0 days, 21:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/16 16:24:12] MontyZuma, grooverider, and Misza [1603/2804] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, idisjunction, and GilbertErik [171/1823] and won! 1 day, 20:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 14:05:30] idisjunction burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! idisjunction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/16 15:13:07] FakeWizard, Plasmastar, and gipyelrah [343/1885] have team battled idisjunction, zbart, and Thrayden [625/1593] and lost! 0 days, 20:20:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 18:19:49] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/16 14:40:48] Darky [429/783] has come upon idisjunction [809/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:47 is added to Darky's clock.
[02/13/16 21:22:17] Tharbakery [393/439] has challenged idisjunction [222/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from Tharbakery's clock.
[02/13/16 22:46:51] idisjunction [880/907] has come upon hannesenator [378/813] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:36 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/14/16 13:09:00] Paul [3/7] has come upon idisjunction [214/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Paul's clock.
[02/14/16 22:37:01] idisjunction [489/907] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [263/751] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/15/16 00:05:11] shandor [604/690] has come upon idisjunction [381/907] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:17:03 is removed from shandor's clock.
[02/15/16 12:46:33] Fahrenheit [308/427] has challenged idisjunction [682/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Fahrenheit's clock.
[02/15/16 13:02:21] idisjunction [489/907] has challenged RBecker [38/674] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/15/16 22:33:46] eva42 [874/1113] has challenged idisjunction [800/907] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from eva42's clock.
[02/16/16 00:34:45] double, idisjunction, and Zaratustra [1750/2396] have team battled fattrat, abra0, and MetaNova [1014/1877] and won! 0 days, 15:05:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 16:02:55] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:06:21 towards level 74.
[02/19/16 13:17:33] Lios [287/394] has challenged idisjunction [384/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Lios's clock.
[02/20/16 05:48:02] Regnor, kier, and Lios [1801/1969] have team battled idisjunction, GilbertErik, and Alys [608/1636] and won! 0 days, 12:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 10:27:44] pipework, kork, and Xyrael [250/1678] have team battled theemstra, idisjunction, and Jareeta [1489/2407] and lost! 0 days, 16:44:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/16 18:37:43] Schrodinger [431/462] has challenged idisjunction [250/907] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:11 is removed from Schrodinger's clock.
[02/22/16 10:17:45] idisjunction was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:10:37 from level 74.
[02/22/16 14:21:07] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:59:20 from level 74.
[02/23/16 20:39:18] strugart, JensRex, and darkmage [15/2075] have team battled idisjunction, D-NICE, and SlowRiot [2145/2688] and lost! 1 day, 07:26:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/16 13:55:07] idisjunction [362/907] has challenged TauPan [140/314] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:01:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/24/16 21:57:50] Chuck [276/445] has challenged idisjunction [391/907] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:26:09 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/25/16 17:10:17] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:23:04 towards level 74.
[02/26/16 10:13:32] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:40:50 towards level 74.
[02/27/16 13:59:03] idisjunction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:28:02 from level 74.
[02/28/16 00:26:29] idisjunction [694/907] has challenged elf [632/840] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:57:41 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/28/16 19:08:32] Crazypedia [82/123] has come upon idisjunction [537/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:42 is added to Crazypedia's clock.
[02/29/16 01:19:05] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:57:36 from level 74.
[03/01/16 16:05:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 4 days, 02:57:43 toward level 74.
[03/02/16 04:14:36] fangfufu [459/490] has come upon idisjunction [634/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:09 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[03/02/16 05:28:08] fangfufu [447/490] has come upon idisjunction [380/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:05 is removed from fangfufu's clock.
[03/03/16 05:24:02] MontyZuma [144/953] has challenged idisjunction [542/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:01:21 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[03/03/16 06:23:23] idisjunction [188/907] has come upon Pascal [172/284] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:45:45 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/03/16 23:25:06] Bl4ckD34tH, MadMan, and roy [171/1664] have team battled idisjunction, charitwo, and wvlf [231/1667] and lost! 0 days, 22:43:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/16 06:13:44] Doctor [926/1089] has come upon idisjunction [309/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:40:44 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[03/05/16 22:11:50] Cameron_D, roy, and tspange [1352/2304] have team battled idisjunction, lipek, and kenyon [1901/3429] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 00:48:19] grant050 [182/526] has come upon idisjunction [420/907] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:49:00 is added to grant050's clock.
[03/06/16 10:31:32] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:31:37 is added to his clock.
[03/06/16 21:53:10] Tratos [13/46] has challenged idisjunction [260/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Tratos's clock.
[03/07/16 06:13:57] nitzer, theemstra, and idisjunction [1014/2121] have team battled kork, Gatewayy, and PinkiePie [1097/1867] and lost! 1 day, 03:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 10:57:32] idisjunction [263/907] has challenged AngryParsley [691/927] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:44:01 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/07/16 15:19:01] idisjunction [149/907] has come upon yasdorian [169/591] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:48:17 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/07/16 18:59:01] Shayanjm, idisjunction, and bootdisk [1526/1751] have team battled eva42, himuraken, and Tzic [139/1896] and won! 0 days, 01:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 01:16:45] Slick [61/219] has challenged idisjunction [217/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Slick's clock.
[03/08/16 18:59:24] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 17:50:33 is added to his clock.
[03/09/16 18:37:45] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:24:15 towards level 74.
[03/12/16 04:25:20] idisjunction, arlen, and Birdbones [1531/2631] have team battled Plasmastar, Tenorman, and Gatewayy [497/2009] and won! 1 day, 11:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 11:59:08] RistoUuranmaki, theblazehen, and Sir_Lemming [1043/1611] have team battled Adar, Meta, and idisjunction [1566/2154] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/16 13:46:13] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:09:50 towards level 74.
[03/13/16 09:10:13] Pascal [98/385] has come upon idisjunction [126/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:41 is added to Pascal's clock.
[03/13/16 13:41:31] masterme120 [154/287] has come upon idisjunction [589/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:43:38 is added to masterme120's clock.
[03/14/16 10:27:56] m0shbear, sasaniak, and Andries [1494/1770] have team battled Zaratustra, dindinx, and idisjunction [2010/2446] and lost! 3 days, 14:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 13:57:09] Vertruvian [90/99] has challenged idisjunction [239/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Vertruvian's clock.
[03/17/16 14:43:32] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:16:32 towards level 74.
[03/17/16 17:47:14] Globalirc [517/612] has come upon idisjunction [631/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:47 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[03/19/16 14:23:59] basepi [113/218] has challenged idisjunction [202/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to basepi's clock.
[03/19/16 16:29:37] Reed [215/244] has challenged idisjunction [135/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from Reed's clock.
[03/19/16 23:43:36] MadMan [55/608] has challenged idisjunction [796/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:05 is added to MadMan's clock.
[03/20/16 08:36:31] godog, r00f, and Diitto [1056/2745] have team battled jdb, idisjunction, and kier [572/2254] and won! 0 days, 07:00:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 12:08:43] idisjunction [571/907] has come upon nitzer [149/761] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:32:54 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/24/16 12:22:10] FakeWizard [452/592] has challenged idisjunction [883/907] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:38:51 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[03/25/16 00:11:15] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:51 towards level 74.
[03/25/16 17:58:15] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:14:53 is added to his clock.
[03/26/16 19:53:43] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:29 towards level 74.
[03/27/16 13:48:00] idisjunction [253/907] has challenged zid [256/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:42:10 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/28/16 04:31:09] Gmane, pixelate, and blizgerg [558/1701] have team battled idisjunction, Lemelisk, and Firien [95/2553] and won! 1 day, 02:20:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 13:44:27] jstg [215/618] has come upon idisjunction [410/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:47:31 is added to jstg's clock.
[03/29/16 11:23:49] jstg [163/618] has come upon idisjunction [791/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:54:20 is added to jstg's clock.
[03/30/16 10:46:09] Reed [135/263] has challenged idisjunction [659/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Reed's clock.
[03/30/16 18:15:00] idisjunction [81/907] has challenged abra0 [12/572] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:09:12 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[03/30/16 18:38:16] charitwo [107/553] has come upon idisjunction [23/907] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:26:27 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[03/31/16 00:24:19] idisjunction stole kusuriya's level 69 ring while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 63 ring behind, which kusuriya then takes.
[03/31/16 02:02:59] MadMan, Andries, and Majak [1022/1467] have team battled Ttech, babilen, and idisjunction [301/2625] and won! 0 days, 00:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/16 04:18:41] idisjunction [181/912] has challenged MadHatter [418/499] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:55:58 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/31/16 23:25:37] idisjunction [242/912] has challenged kier [504/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:13 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/01/16 05:07:17] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:16:15 from level 74.
[04/01/16 11:06:46] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:49:37 is added to his clock.

[04/01/16 15:26:01] idisjunction [701/912] has come upon Tzic [343/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:29:18 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/01/16 16:31:44] idisjunction [672/912] has challenged Str1ngS [229/405] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:27:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/02/16 04:38:40] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:03 towards level 74.
[04/03/16 12:00:57] Adar, idisjunction, and Animalia [1734/1739] have team battled sasaniak, bheesham, and bootdisk [20/1329] and won! 0 days, 01:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 02:35:21] idisjunction [66/912] has come upon Smockage [249/402] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:49 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/04/16 04:04:33] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:34 towards level 74.
[04/04/16 17:58:18] idisjunction [199/912] has challenged Str1ngS [306/405] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:55:21 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/05/16 09:03:49] Killerkid [534/852] has challenged idisjunction [394/912] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:19:24 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[04/05/16 09:03:49] Killerkid has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:25:40 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/05/16 14:26:42] bl4ckscor3 [74/493] has come upon idisjunction [104/912] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:17:49 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/05/16 22:22:13] idisjunction [66/912] has come upon ElectRo [338/1101] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:09:26 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/06/16 11:01:16] Meta [613/682] has come upon idisjunction [372/912] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:24:56 is removed from Meta's clock.
[04/06/16 18:15:59] idisjunction [40/912] has challenged theZoMBiE [340/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:47 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/06/16 22:17:23] idisjunction [375/912] has challenged Tzic [259/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:05:58 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/06/16 22:17:23] idisjunction has dealt Tzic a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:47:16 is added to Tzic's clock.
[04/07/16 02:22:16] idisjunction, Adar, and Majak [1737/1856] have team battled Animalia, vrillusions, and grant050 [1537/1929] and won! 0 days, 22:28:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 23:40:47] Kiesteel [336/381] has challenged idisjunction [539/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Kiesteel's clock.
[04/09/16 20:50:19] yano [488/589] has come upon idisjunction [774/912] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:16 is added to yano's clock.
[04/10/16 19:49:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 5 days, 18:43:21 toward level 74.
[04/13/16 09:09:30] idisjunction, Misza, and Doctor [1467/2909] have team battled brycec, BURUT, and zid [709/1766] and won! 1 day, 05:20:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/16 11:40:17] idisjunction [806/912] has come upon Agent86 [409/708] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:26:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/14/16 16:34:01] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:55 towards level 74.
[04/15/16 00:06:36] hannesenator [209/817] has challenged idisjunction [35/912] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:54:43 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[04/15/16 13:48:00] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:23 towards level 74.
[04/16/16 01:19:25] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:10:46 is added to his clock.
[04/16/16 02:16:19] idisjunction [128/912] has challenged MJ94 [515/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/16/16 07:18:52] idisjunction [522/912] has come upon Jagon [103/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:43 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/16/16 14:20:34] Fahrenheit [471/559] has challenged idisjunction [86/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:09 is removed from Fahrenheit's clock.
[04/16/16 14:24:20] kier [23/759] has come upon idisjunction [677/912] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:17:49 is added to kier's clock.
[04/17/16 00:36:57] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:06 towards level 74.
[04/18/16 15:59:35] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:18 from level 74.
[04/18/16 20:21:04] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:57:38 from level 74.
[04/19/16 08:39:43] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:56 towards level 74.
[04/19/16 12:45:58] Beavis [966/1030] has challenged idisjunction [848/912] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:03:05 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[04/19/16 14:02:20] Firien, kusuriya, and Ven [503/1738] have team battled idisjunction, Diitto, and soltys [543/2680] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/16 16:26:33] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:00:17 is added to his clock.
[04/19/16 23:26:20] KyloRen, desspugne, and Satoshi [876/2491] have team battled paysties, idisjunction, and Frogging101 [975/2043] and lost! 3 days, 02:01:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/16 19:15:54] idisjunction [154/912] has come upon Eiam [352/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:00 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/20/16 21:03:56] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:15 from level 74.
[04/21/16 12:25:39] jose, Agent86, and idisjunction [2021/2528] have team battled MetaNova, daemoneye, and XJR-9 [490/1861] and won! 1 day, 11:53:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 13:03:14] unicron [59/696] has challenged idisjunction [637/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:48:55 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/22/16 04:08:38] SynthesizerPatel [561/738] has challenged idisjunction [477/912] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:38 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[04/22/16 16:06:12] idisjunction [135/912] has come upon robox [23/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:54:16 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/23/16 05:17:38] idisjunction [653/912] has challenged rharwood [340/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:18:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/24/16 15:06:33] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:55 from level 74.
[04/25/16 00:57:29] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/16 07:35:26] idisjunction [77/904] has challenged robox [537/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:10 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/25/16 07:43:36] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:46 towards level 74.
[04/26/16 19:07:23] idisjunction [60/904] has come upon sasaniak [122/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:28 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/26/16 23:58:25] idisjunction [836/904] has come upon pixelate [235/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:51 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/27/16 00:50:26] grant050 [605/639] has challenged idisjunction [173/904] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:25:37 is removed from grant050's clock.
[04/27/16 10:00:45] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:47 towards level 74.
[04/28/16 15:25:00] idisjunction [201/904] has challenged kensington [236/552] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/29/16 08:22:10] idisjunction [554/904] has come upon yasdorian [390/602] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:43:54 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/29/16 18:17:33] sasaniak [284/658] has challenged idisjunction [92/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:08:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/29/16 23:19:24] idisjunction [43/904] has challenged TheVoid [44/414] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:33:41 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/01/16 11:33:14] idisjunction [35/904] has challenged Iria [183/326] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:11:46 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/01/16 19:30:50] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:16:57 towards level 75.
[05/01/16 23:20:00] idisjunction [514/904] has come upon Pithlit [303/462] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:55:46 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/02/16 18:01:27] idisjunction [724/904] has come upon wvlf [527/553] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:37:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/03/16 07:41:59] jwon [381/473] has challenged idisjunction [310/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from jwon's clock.
[05/03/16 17:43:35] Ggoes, bheesham, and idisjunction [909/1700] have team battled allo, ruan, and daemoneye [1332/1512] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/16 23:32:42] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:23:27 is added to his clock.
[05/04/16 18:46:58] buyoq [134/348] has challenged idisjunction [63/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[05/06/16 17:22:24] idisjunction [68/904] has challenged Jagon [155/416] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:51:06 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/06/16 18:37:01] idisjunction, simple, and b4dm0uth [851/1612] have team battled sjums_the_great, mordac, and jwon [945/1323] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 01:25:25] idisjunction [331/904] has challenged Kiesteel [176/564] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:26:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/07/16 13:37:35] gabriel [628/1122] has come upon idisjunction [447/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:18:55 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[05/07/16 16:02:09] buyoq [149/352] has challenged idisjunction [851/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/07/16 18:55:12] idisjunction broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:13:53 from level 75.
[05/09/16 14:45:02] Gmane, soltys, and zid [586/1803] have team battled idisjunction, zankore, and gabriel [72/2664] and won! 0 days, 08:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 16:52:07] sjums_the_great [332/458] has challenged idisjunction [204/904] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:03:55 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/10/16 17:19:03] Sprort, tmberg, and shandor [226/1905] have team battled idisjunction, hannesenator, and Schrodinger [961/2172] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/16 21:33:24] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:36 towards level 75.
[05/12/16 06:10:42] idisjunction [582/904] has come upon identd [292/646] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:31:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/12/16 14:01:48] idisjunction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:18:13 from level 75.
[05/12/16 23:43:23] idisjunction got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:41:43 from level 75.
[05/13/16 02:25:57] Kalinakov [17/174] has challenged idisjunction [812/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Kalinakov's clock.
[05/13/16 10:42:35] idisjunction [70/904] has come upon m0shbear [628/634] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:27:41 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/13/16 15:29:37] d34th, idisjunction, and MetaNova [1074/2435] have team battled Str1ngS, basepi, and blizgerg [1163/1676] and lost! 3 days, 07:06:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 14:35:00] idisjunction, Oooooog, and Friedolin [968/1689] have team battled dax, Xyrael, and jwon [837/1431] and won! 0 days, 03:43:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 14:51:34] Anaxyn [223/316] has challenged idisjunction [165/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from Anaxyn's clock.
[05/16/16 14:51:34] Anaxyn has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 6 days, 09:34:13 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/16 18:06:29] Mirc0p [501/519] has come upon idisjunction [557/910] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:15:23 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[05/17/16 09:20:02] idisjunction, Heisenberg, Regnor, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/16 12:58:27] idisjunction [704/910] has come upon a1291762 [902/1009] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:21:59 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/18/16 18:51:28] idisjunction [860/910] has challenged Frogging101 [177/718] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:57:13 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/19/16 02:54:21] idisjunction [815/910] has challenged mordac [196/540] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:52:48 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/19/16 16:59:37] idisjunction [276/910] has challenged sloth [34/403] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:14:49 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/20/16 16:26:47] qrry [139/161] has challenged idisjunction [725/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to qrry's clock.
[05/21/16 00:51:47] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:54 towards level 75.
[05/21/16 19:18:12] idisjunction [610/910] has challenged bheesham [159/406] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:29:02 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/21/16 21:35:53] Cypher, JensRex, and Babar [642/2302] have team battled kork, idisjunction, and DoomedExistence [486/1937] and won! 1 day, 05:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 14:00:22] idisjunction [60/910] has come upon Andries [86/547] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:29:39 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/22/16 23:01:17] Meta, jwon, and Birdbones [1917/2185] have team battled PinkiePie, idisjunction, and dindinx [845/2022] and won! 1 day, 03:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 09:00:16] idisjunction [704/910] has come upon honkybonky [254/731] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:19:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/23/16 09:48:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed idisjunction with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 06:07:31 from level 75.
[05/24/16 04:58:39] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:44:26 is added to his clock.
[05/24/16 05:30:24] Sage [12/54] has challenged idisjunction [461/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Sage's clock.
[05/24/16 10:43:56] idisjunction [477/910] has challenged Milquetoast [827/895] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:28:52 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/25/16 11:31:24] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:41:35 from level 75.
[05/26/16 03:43:25] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:31:10 towards level 75.
[05/26/16 13:46:54] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:21:15 from level 75.
[05/30/16 01:34:29] Xyrael [191/540] has challenged idisjunction [600/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:21 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[05/30/16 04:05:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 7 days, 04:33:01 toward level 75.
[05/30/16 08:54:15] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:02:27 towards level 75.
[05/30/16 17:49:31] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:01 towards level 75.
[05/30/16 23:50:15] idisjunction [62/910] has come upon pixelate [160/529] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:33:58 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/30/16 23:54:19] Furry, idisjunction, and MetaNova [1665/1951] have team battled theemstra, FakeWizard, and dodobrain [719/1588] and won! 3 days, 16:33:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 09:46:33] idisjunction [737/910] has come upon Jagon [344/444] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:52:47 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/31/16 18:42:50] Birdbones, idisjunction, and IdleMaster [1849/2409] have team battled ruan, Globalirc, and qrry [1011/1379] and won! 2 days, 11:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 21:41:29] Pithlit, idisjunction, and mordac [286/1914] have team battled Cameron_D, Simie, and kenyon [2413/3298] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/16 06:49:48] idisjunction [337/910] has come upon Eiam [374/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:47:40 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/01/16 12:38:55] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:42 towards level 75.
[06/01/16 18:56:39] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:48 towards level 75.
[06/02/16 06:59:35] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:19 towards level 75.
[06/02/16 20:08:52] idisjunction [798/910] has challenged ElectRo [359/1084] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:59:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/03/16 08:13:27] shandor [3/722] has challenged idisjunction [467/910] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:35:59 is added to shandor's clock.
[06/03/16 17:20:04] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:47 towards level 75.
[06/03/16 20:26:45] Chuck, Babar, and idisjunction [1003/2345] have team battled Agent86, zokko, and darkmage [213/2161] and won! 0 days, 16:57:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 04:55:08] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:07 towards level 75.
[06/04/16 11:21:15] idisjunction [520/910] has come upon Doctor [454/1007] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:27:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/05/16 06:16:10] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:25 towards level 75.
[06/07/16 16:47:18] Woona, idisjunction, and keeper_c [2125/2498] have team battled Cameron_D, Sixbierehomme, and argus [43/2393] and won! 0 days, 05:19:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 17:53:00] TauPan [128/304] has challenged idisjunction [12/910] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:49:12 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/07/16 22:01:55] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:51 from level 75.
[06/08/16 09:27:13] Str1ngS, Diitto, and sasaniak [228/2214] have team battled Onceuponaban, Ttech, and idisjunction [1285/2712] and lost! 2 days, 07:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/16 16:26:01] brendan [753/969] has come upon idisjunction [890/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:09:28 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/08/16 21:34:47] stonehammer, lipek, and fattrat [1340/1978] have team battled idisjunction, darkmage, and sjums_the_great [1811/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 07:01:11] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:42 towards level 75.
[06/10/16 09:31:47] stonehammer, LordH, and bigjay [303/2035] have team battled kier, hannesenator, and idisjunction [1973/2523] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 05:27:03] honkybonky [648/727] has challenged idisjunction [560/910] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:22:52 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[06/11/16 13:38:53] Xyrael [439/542] has come upon idisjunction [792/910] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:17:46 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[06/11/16 15:30:46] idisjunction [843/910] has challenged IdleMaster [80/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:15:39 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/12/16 03:53:16] Mateusz, idisjunction, and damyan [1242/2468] have team battled Firien, kensington, and Frogging101 [12/1864] and won! 0 days, 06:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 17:01:48] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:53 towards level 75.
[06/13/16 01:22:28] Str1ngS, fattrat, and holloway [1550/1662] have team battled idisjunction, PriceChild, and PiMp0r [1042/1842] and won! 0 days, 14:36:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/16 21:54:48] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:00:17 is added to his clock.
[06/15/16 13:18:19] idisjunction [83/910] has challenged Gmane [296/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:34 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/16/16 06:27:24] IndigoTiger [309/386] has challenged idisjunction [634/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/16/16 10:37:51] idisjunction [171/910] has come upon Cypher [840/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/16/16 18:46:05] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:06:08 is added to his clock.
[06/16/16 20:54:52] idisjunction [496/910] has challenged Cthulhu [231/251] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/17/16 05:32:33] idisjunction [842/910] has challenged fbenoit [161/481] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:47:37 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/18/16 06:53:01] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 05:47:22 is added to his clock.
[06/20/16 19:17:10] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 06:59:39 is added to his clock.
[06/20/16 20:03:08] idisjunction [387/910] has challenged damyan [107/828] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:47:29 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/21/16 03:35:03] Oooooog [216/491] has come upon idisjunction [476/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:16 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[06/21/16 07:26:45] RBecker, blizgerg, and idisjunction [1836/2447] have team battled ChasedSpade, DrOfBaconNomics, and rharwood [383/1852] and won! 0 days, 15:14:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/16 18:24:56] idisjunction [387/910] has come upon ElectRo [838/922] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:20:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/22/16 05:14:54] idisjunction [264/910] has challenged pfoley [561/589] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:37:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/22/16 19:32:27] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 3 days, 10:07:48 is added to his clock.
[06/22/16 20:20:22] idisjunction [897/910] has challenged Adar [327/579] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:18:29 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/23/16 05:56:25] blizgerg, idisjunction, and CornFly [780/2671] have team battled Satoshi, vrillusions, and elf [57/2726] and won! 1 day, 11:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/16 13:50:02] Intee [611/632] has challenged idisjunction [852/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Intee's clock.
[06/24/16 01:33:18] Oooooog, Babar, and idisjunction [1285/2373] have team battled aucg, magnetik, and sartan [167/2502] and won! 0 days, 13:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/16 21:39:51] tspange [871/926] has come upon idisjunction [552/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:17:04 is removed from tspange's clock.
[06/29/16 03:31:43] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:49:52 towards level 76.
[06/30/16 01:42:08] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:44:40 towards level 76.
[06/30/16 16:56:36] brendan, idisjunction, nfsnobody, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/16 22:56:05] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:12 towards level 76.
[07/01/16 23:37:55] Ironhoof [733/795] has challenged idisjunction [521/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:03:37 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/03/16 03:33:34] JensRex, idisjunction, MrGlass, and spillere have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/16 06:13:54] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:17 towards level 76.
[07/03/16 13:24:19] idisjunction [820/910] has come upon magnetik [125/546] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:22:45 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/04/16 04:49:38] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:37 towards level 76.
[07/04/16 05:18:51] idisjunction, Jareeta, and Sixbierehomme [934/2694] have team battled Adar, yasdorian, and Eldoreth [621/1555] and won! 3 days, 11:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 08:50:30] idisjunction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:17:42 from level 76.
[07/06/16 06:24:17] vegadark [260/415] has come upon idisjunction [396/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:16:26 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/06/16 22:19:52] idisjunction [287/910] has challenged identd [25/623] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:25:48 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/06/16 22:47:40] KyloRen, idisjunction, and Frogging101 [504/2077] have team battled keeper_c, jenksy, and kensington [410/2508] and won! 1 day, 22:45:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 17:04:20] Globalirc [192/657] has come upon idisjunction [606/910] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:32:45 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[07/08/16 16:34:48] idisjunction [866/910] has challenged Asara [951/1070] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:04:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/09/16 09:07:56] idisjunction [116/910] has come upon Zye [345/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:55:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/10/16 18:43:56] vBm, idisjunction, and Mirc0p [890/1951] have team battled gipyelrah, GreatRuby, and MrGlass [492/2219] and won! 0 days, 01:17:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/16 09:09:39] dindinx, ville, and MadHatter [13/1708] have team battled suterismus, Bkid, and idisjunction [2684/2740] and lost! 0 days, 05:45:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/16 04:20:47] idisjunction [749/910] has come upon ChasedSpade [245/716] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:30:11 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/01/16 14:48:35] Adar [30/579] has challenged idisjunction [304/910] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/02/16 13:42:04] idisjunction [736/910] has come upon stonehammer [380/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:25:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/02/16 13:42:16] idisjunction [255/910] has come upon stonehammer [320/443] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:04 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/02/16 19:12:33] rharwood, zid, and PinkiePie [1051/1970] have team battled Tenorman, everbrew, and idisjunction [1723/2239] and lost! 0 days, 22:28:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/16 07:41:53] idisjunction [368/910] has come upon Bradicus [343/379] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:12 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/05/16 00:29:02] idisjunction, MadMan, and yasdorian [1081/2128] have team battled cirdan, RBecker, and Sir_Lemming [601/2126] and won! 0 days, 16:56:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/16 17:51:48] kork [105/288] has come upon idisjunction [877/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:20:38 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/16 21:40:53] idisjunction stole brycec's level 319 weapon while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 179 weapon behind, which brycec then takes.
[08/06/16 04:22:11] PriceChild [323/649] has come upon idisjunction [444/1036] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:10:28 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[08/07/16 17:08:31] Plasmastar [234/342] has come upon idisjunction [758/1036] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:50:57 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[08/07/16 18:56:46] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:19 towards level 76.
[08/07/16 20:09:22] idisjunction [147/1036] has challenged darkmage [739/818] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/08/16 10:37:51] FakeWizard [161/565] has come upon idisjunction [932/1036] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:22:01 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[08/09/16 04:54:30] Enthiendor [100/173] has challenged idisjunction [880/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Enthiendor's clock.
[08/09/16 06:03:15] idisjunction, Sailor_Venus, and basepi [829/2013] have team battled PriceChild, robflop, and WallIdl [1004/2035] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/16 15:47:09] idisjunction [169/1036] has come upon Plasmastar [48/342] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:45:17 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/10/16 01:18:50] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 14:00:56 is added to his clock.
[08/10/16 16:56:53] fangfufu, Cenhinen, and idisjunction [801/2206] have team battled brycec, DongQuixote, and Pokota [605/1684] and won! 0 days, 07:23:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 02:52:37] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:47:03 towards level 77.
[08/11/16 06:10:46] blizgerg [288/836] has challenged idisjunction [282/1036] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:58:58 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/11/16 21:40:12] idisjunction [775/1036] has come upon Ironhoof [217/821] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:03:29 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/12/16 00:00:49] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:32 towards level 77.
[08/12/16 12:39:23] idisjunction [766/1036] has come upon Zaratustra [54/1136] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:45:11 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/14/16 05:14:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 3 days, 21:24:49 toward level 77.
[08/14/16 16:57:09] idisjunction [205/1036] has come upon CornFly [877/949] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:03:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/15/16 02:38:56] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:08:45 towards level 77.
[08/16/16 07:03:37] idisjunction got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:41:16 from level 77.
[08/17/16 13:11:07] idisjunction [1025/1036] has challenged Lenny [979/1080] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:46:55 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/18/16 01:15:49] idisjunction [466/1036] has challenged ville [346/785] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:25:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/18/16 12:56:11] Relayer [48/171] has challenged idisjunction [92/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Relayer's clock.
[08/18/16 21:23:51] robflop [460/694] has challenged idisjunction [186/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:06:20 is removed from robflop's clock.
[08/19/16 05:08:53] idisjunction got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:57:09 from level 77.
[08/19/16 05:16:17] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:21 towards level 77.
[08/19/16 17:31:54] Beavis [1032/1041] has challenged idisjunction [974/1036] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:03:50 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/20/16 12:46:12] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:33:13 towards level 77.
[08/21/16 02:21:03] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:53 towards level 77.
[08/22/16 05:16:27] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:11 towards level 77.
[08/22/16 20:33:07] Plasmastar, SirMonkeybox, and Globalirc [1757/1839] have team battled yasdorian, Reilly, and idisjunction [269/2005] and won! 0 days, 21:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 10:49:08] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:40:04 is added to his clock.
[08/24/16 14:02:01] Birdbones, idisjunction, and Mateusz [208/2785] have team battled Str1ngS, double, and Firien [1852/2118] and lost! 2 days, 06:49:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/16 22:49:21] SlowRiot [554/936] has challenged idisjunction [385/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:20:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/25/16 07:50:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 3 days, 08:54:22 toward level 77.
[08/26/16 16:01:50] idisjunction [540/1036] has come upon zid [657/846] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:36:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/27/16 03:47:24] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:49 towards level 77.
[08/27/16 06:25:42] abra0, RistoUuranmaki, and idisjunction [1873/2508] have team battled robflop, Mithkabob, and AbacusAvenger [817/1566] and won! 0 days, 17:03:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 07:43:34] DongQuixote, RistoUuranmaki, and idisjunction [316/2094] have team battled PinkiePie, AbacusAvenger, and robflop [795/1819] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/16 09:22:01] Milquetoast [221/882] has challenged idisjunction [668/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:10 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/28/16 22:37:07] zokko, deadguy, and allo [191/1116] have team battled Mirc0p, woonack, and idisjunction [1246/2019] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 16:27:26] vox, arlen, and Crazycatlady [1992/2119] have team battled idisjunction, spillere, and argus [1743/2180] and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 00:37:35] zid [807/846] has challenged idisjunction [467/1036] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:01:44 is removed from zid's clock.
[08/30/16 03:36:32] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:57 towards level 77.
[08/30/16 07:56:10] idisjunction was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:38:50 from level 77.
[08/30/16 10:29:23] Merkel [269/376] has challenged idisjunction [765/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Merkel's clock.
[08/31/16 09:01:41] idisjunction [159/1036] has challenged Xenthys [141/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:55:46 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/31/16 09:01:41] idisjunction has dealt Xenthys a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:16:49 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/31/16 09:30:36] idisjunction [1000/1036] has come upon pfoley [548/652] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:54:34 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/31/16 21:35:04] Mad_Wack [13/69] has challenged idisjunction [581/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Mad_Wack's clock.
[09/01/16 03:04:05] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:35 towards level 77.
[09/01/16 04:16:26] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:52 from level 77.
[09/02/16 04:16:33] idisjunction [896/1036] has challenged Milquetoast [743/901] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:52:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/02/16 18:58:48] idisjunction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:39 from level 77.
[09/04/16 05:30:18] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:41:37 is added to his clock.
[09/07/16 18:14:29] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:14:20 is added to his clock.
[09/08/16 06:49:08] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:33 towards level 77.
[09/09/16 19:06:59] idisjunction [618/1036] has come upon Realmy [176/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:01:28 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/28/16 16:43:49] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:44 towards level 77.
[09/30/16 00:26:43] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:46 towards level 77.
[09/30/16 06:02:30] lipek, Milquetoast, and idisjunction [121/3122] have team battled Sixbierehomme, yond, and Nofew [1846/2862] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 10:47:25] holloway [498/511] has challenged idisjunction [781/1036] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:53:56 is added to holloway's clock.
[09/30/16 13:14:17] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:09 towards level 77.
[09/30/16 23:02:20] idisjunction [147/1036] has come upon robochot [20/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:47 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/01/16 03:19:32] idisjunction [367/1036] has challenged yasdorian [52/599] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/01/16 09:41:51] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:16:20 towards level 78.
[10/01/16 22:01:11] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:12:55 towards level 78.
[10/02/16 14:50:28] borsin [222/308] has come upon idisjunction [1021/1036] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:03:58 is added to borsin's clock.
[10/03/16 04:06:03] idisjunction [460/1036] has challenged Darky [473/817] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:59:32 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/04/16 08:22:59] MadMan, idisjunction, and rxcomm [1280/2464] have team battled Lemelisk, eva42, and Pithlit [827/2903] and won! 0 days, 09:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/16 05:56:13] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:13:15 is added to his clock.
[10/05/16 17:15:14] Ladon [181/998] has come upon idisjunction [840/1036] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:11:26 is added to Ladon's clock.
[10/05/16 21:02:05] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 07:42:16 is added to his clock.
[10/06/16 00:29:47] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:57:16 from level 78.
[10/06/16 14:49:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 15 days, 01:38:14 toward level 78.
[10/07/16 12:06:08] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:20 towards level 78.
[10/09/16 15:46:40] mordac, a1291762, and stonehammer [2114/2228] have team battled idisjunction, HeavyPodda, and xa [1378/2293] and won! 0 days, 12:13:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 22:51:17] bl4ckscor3 [12/535] has come upon idisjunction [580/1036] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:11:54 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[10/10/16 02:23:11] idisjunction [795/1036] has come upon allo [253/467] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:40:46 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/10/16 03:30:45] Cameron_D [735/1113] has challenged idisjunction [54/1036] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:17:07 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/10/16 20:16:48] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:38:29 towards level 78.
[10/11/16 02:06:08] kork, idisjunction, and ChasedSpade [1027/2040] have team battled Sir_Lemming, astropoint, and allo [496/1637] and won! 5 days, 17:54:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 04:16:48] gabriel, idisjunction, and pfoley [521/2808] have team battled gipyelrah, pants, and elf [963/2712] and lost! 5 days, 07:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 10:46:57] idisjunction [228/1036] has challenged Lemelisk [649/1159] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:26:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/11/16 14:08:30] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:53 towards level 78.
[10/11/16 23:15:14] WallIdl [401/800] has challenged idisjunction [962/1036] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[10/15/16 11:50:54] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:45:29 towards level 78.
[10/16/16 17:07:28] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:37:22 towards level 78.
[10/17/16 16:36:46] damyan [305/972] has challenged idisjunction [1034/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:05 is added to damyan's clock.
[10/17/16 19:48:31] idisjunction [736/1036] has come upon Ladon [526/998] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:42:00 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/18/16 13:00:08] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:54 towards level 78.
[10/18/16 15:20:21] idisjunction [702/1036] has come upon PocketKiller [102/475] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:27:01 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/18/16 19:03:27] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:41 towards level 78.
[10/18/16 21:17:00] Firien [525/899] has come upon idisjunction [851/1036] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:10:09 is added to Firien's clock.
[10/20/16 01:56:33] idisjunction [608/1036] has challenged Crazycatlady [56/475] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:42 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/20/16 01:56:33] idisjunction has dealt Crazycatlady a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:35:38 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/20/16 06:18:06] idisjunction [335/1036] has come upon Pici [688/821] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:29:03 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/20/16 10:37:45] idisjunction [596/1036] has come upon dclaw123 [14/762] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:03:03 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/20/16 20:02:54] Ladon [551/998] has challenged idisjunction [868/1036] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:34 is added to Ladon's clock.
[10/20/16 22:03:35] idisjunction [975/1036] has challenged shandor [1/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:35:51 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/21/16 06:36:02] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/16 07:37:19] Woona, astropoint, and LordH [1437/2396] have team battled FakeWizard, PiotrekD, and idisjunction [589/2299] and won! 0 days, 23:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/16 10:16:18] idisjunction [1024/1043] has challenged jeffl35 [139/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:38 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/22/16 22:20:32] Woona [450/848] has challenged idisjunction [84/1043] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:25:07 is removed from Woona's clock.
[10/22/16 22:20:32] Woona has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:34:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/23/16 00:21:12] idisjunction [68/1043] has challenged vegadark [44/451] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:30:11 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/23/16 20:36:11] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/16 20:50:23] Drevas, idisjunction, and zid [1305/2248] have team battled Killerkid, daemoneye, and robox [153/2242] and won! 0 days, 02:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 07:02:31] astropoint, pants, and Crazycatlady [713/1806] have team battled Oooooog, zid, and idisjunction [878/2438] and lost! 6 days, 06:07:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 00:41:11] Zoddo [172/577] has challenged idisjunction [90/1071] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:28:23 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[10/26/16 07:53:35] idisjunction [341/1071] has challenged dclaw123 [219/772] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:11:45 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/27/16 09:28:39] idisjunction got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:37:41 from level 78.
[10/27/16 20:58:59] borsin, idisjunction, and gabriel [980/2608] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, elf, and woonack [1714/1868] and lost! 0 days, 12:00:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/16 22:41:01] idisjunction [944/1071] has challenged Str1ngS [358/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:44:09 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/28/16 15:59:32] idisjunction [708/1071] has come upon zid [829/851] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:09:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/29/16 03:36:22] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:30 towards level 78.
[10/29/16 07:52:48] vox [437/1083] has challenged idisjunction [87/1071] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:59 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/29/16 09:15:04] Iri [99/354] has come upon idisjunction [607/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:35 is added to Iri's clock.
[10/30/16 23:48:19] lipek, Sir_Lemming, and rxcomm [449/2548] have team battled brycec, idisjunction, and Commie [734/1985] and lost! 3 days, 04:32:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 09:11:29] idisjunction [725/1071] has come upon Heisenberg [695/876] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:04:27 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/31/16 10:26:49] everbrew, stonehammer, and dxrt [1877/2425] have team battled idisjunction, mordac, and GilbertErik [955/2275] and won! 0 days, 21:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/16 09:48:45] idisjunction [913/1071] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [375/575] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:50:25 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/01/16 11:20:10] xa [101/352] has challenged idisjunction [233/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:53 is added to xa's clock.
[11/01/16 16:44:35] idisjunction [648/1071] has come upon tmberg [355/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:57:32 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/02/16 17:14:20] idisjunction [32/1071] has come upon Realmy [268/512] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:51 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/03/16 07:12:09] idisjunction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:54 from level 78.
[11/03/16 19:28:42] idisjunction [991/1071] has come upon dwfreed [145/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:33:04 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/04/16 09:25:16] idisjunction [105/1071] has come upon Oooooog [300/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:27:18 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/05/16 10:33:00] basepi, unicron, and idisjunction [949/2620] have team battled TauPan, Darky, and Agent86 [45/1706] and won! 2 days, 14:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/16 16:56:03] idisjunction [291/1071] has come upon zid [26/841] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:57:50 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/06/16 11:06:06] elf, Nofew, and shymega [371/2245] have team battled woonack, idisjunction, and Killerkid [1740/2430] and lost! 1 day, 03:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 10:38:58] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:39 towards level 78.
[11/08/16 10:53:57] idisjunction [855/1071] has come upon dindinx [25/419] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/08/16 11:23:05] Birdbones [180/963] has challenged idisjunction [870/1071] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:58:04 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/10/16 13:17:23] idisjunction, Ironhoof, and theZoMBiE [265/2778] have team battled allo, Ladon, and SN4T14 [1732/1924] and lost! 0 days, 21:58:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/16 07:08:31] GilbertErik, Sir_Lemming, and roy [911/1629] have team battled damyan, RBecker, and idisjunction [2677/2864] and lost! 1 day, 16:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/16 14:41:04] Herb_Tarlek [128/519] has come upon idisjunction [1047/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:44:36 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/11/16 19:57:16] osannatas [106/226] has challenged idisjunction [12/1071] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:06 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/11/16 19:57:16] osannatas has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:18:12 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/11/16 20:35:37] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:14:04 is added to his clock.
[11/12/16 00:21:47] zokko, pixelate, and idisjunction [1601/2261] have team battled arlen, Plasmastar, and Zye [876/1789] and won! 0 days, 22:49:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 06:18:08] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:07 towards level 78.
[11/12/16 12:23:43] idisjunction [951/1071] has come upon zid [16/841] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:29:45 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/13/16 13:00:45] AbacusAvenger, elbie, and SirMonkeybox [889/1425] have team battled rt, idisjunction, and rxcomm [1178/2184] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 00:19:43] Ttech, yasdorian, and gabriel [2553/3214] have team battled idisjunction, robox, and PersonalJ [2246/2484] and won! 3 days, 06:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 03:32:20] Xenthys, idisjunction, and arlen [1308/2543] have team battled LordH, kier, and Iceman [1732/2200] and lost! 2 days, 00:12:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/16 07:02:29] Meta, idisjunction, and Merkel [1584/2627] have team battled Nofew, aucg, and Zaratustra [1609/2845] and lost! 1 day, 20:04:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/16 18:40:41] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:01:29 is added to his clock.
[11/16/16 17:09:03] BURUT [592/919] has come upon idisjunction [746/1071] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:12:09 is added to BURUT's clock.
[11/18/16 14:53:37] himuraken [27/500] has challenged idisjunction [434/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:06:22 is added to himuraken's clock.
[11/19/16 21:00:24] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:40 towards level 78.
[11/20/16 17:42:54] idisjunction [73/1071] has come upon Zaratustra [628/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:08:50 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/20/16 19:14:24] idisjunction [935/1071] has challenged gipyelrah [268/1083] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:26:52 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/21/16 07:24:43] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:25 towards level 78.
[11/21/16 10:20:23] himuraken [499/500] has challenged idisjunction [145/1071] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:16:40 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[11/21/16 16:22:47] Majak [454/533] has challenged idisjunction [685/1071] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:49:48 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/22/16 18:43:24] idisjunction [584/1071] has come upon Toagac [175/701] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:26:36 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/23/16 16:41:32] idisjunction [511/1071] has challenged Pithlit [446/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/23/16 16:41:32] idisjunction has dealt Pithlit a Critical Strike! 12 days, 03:27:40 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[11/25/16 07:03:28] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:51 towards level 78.
[11/25/16 10:23:04] idisjunction [855/1071] has come upon Realmy [533/743] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:14:26 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/25/16 13:41:11] idisjunction [1024/1071] has come upon SynDroid [196/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:58 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/26/16 13:52:50] Brainiac, WallIdl, and idisjunction [812/2579] have team battled pixelate, damyan, and SlowRiot [2123/2409] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 15:09:10] idisjunction [469/1071] has challenged Tenorman [751/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:08:19 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/26/16 15:38:26] idisjunction slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! idisjunction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/16 23:39:19] WallIdl, unicron, and godog [672/2231] have team battled Doctor, idisjunction, and Regnor [70/2933] and won! 1 day, 18:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 03:02:39] V`ger [375/434] has challenged idisjunction [664/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to V`ger's clock.
[11/27/16 21:21:15] theZoMBiE [283/921] has challenged idisjunction [331/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/27/16 21:24:40] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:34 towards level 78.
[11/29/16 02:13:06] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:35 towards level 78.
[11/29/16 09:57:17] Captain_Chaos, XJR-9, and zokko [1334/1740] have team battled Tenorman, Str1ngS, and idisjunction [984/2489] and won! 0 days, 02:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 16:13:14] idisjunction [971/1065] has challenged PocketKiller [192/479] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:14:38 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/02/16 22:08:58] brendan [241/1021] has challenged idisjunction [215/1065] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:23:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/04/16 03:21:08] idisjunction [517/1065] has come upon RBecker [438/748] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:40:42 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/04/16 07:14:43] idisjunction [255/1065] has come upon hannesenator [456/909] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:53:16 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/04/16 10:28:41] idisjunction [822/1065] has come upon SN4T14 [83/463] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:02:56 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/04/16 10:28:41] idisjunction has dealt SN4T14 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:38:12 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[12/04/16 13:15:52] khmerboy [23/187] has challenged idisjunction [11/1065] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[12/04/16 18:54:42] idisjunction burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! idisjunction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/16 06:17:15] soltys [170/673] has challenged idisjunction [659/1062] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/05/16 21:42:15] rxcomm, sasaniak, and Sundance [1713/1759] have team battled Boohbah, Doctor, and idisjunction [2444/2769] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/16 06:47:25] idisjunction was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:04:17 from level 79.
[12/07/16 18:19:39] idisjunction [1018/1062] has come upon Heisenberg [684/853] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:36:17 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/08/16 06:57:01] Mateusz [281/842] has come upon idisjunction [947/1062] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:49 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/08/16 19:12:03] dtype, VoidFox, and idisjunction [1303/2028] have team battled Iri, Bkid, and Lios [435/1912] and won! 0 days, 00:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 19:28:22] PinkiePie [502/733] has challenged idisjunction [19/1062] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[12/09/16 02:04:18] idisjunction set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:13:38 from level 79.
[12/09/16 15:13:23] vegadark [196/444] has challenged idisjunction [1002/1062] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:45:06 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/11/16 04:15:14] bl4ckscor3, idisjunction, and abra0 [2300/2394] have team battled Killerkid, Chuck, and zbart [680/1822] and won! 0 days, 12:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 05:32:42] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:59:43 towards level 79.
[12/11/16 14:14:33] idisjunction [399/1062] has come upon pfoley [497/645] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:07:17 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/11/16 19:01:04] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:40 towards level 79.
[12/12/16 07:10:24] Str1ngS, Virtual, and AngryParsley [181/1989] have team battled idisjunction, jenksy, and Tenorman [990/3067] and lost! 3 days, 15:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/16 12:27:40] bl4ckscor3, Str1ngS, and idisjunction [492/2115] have team battled HeavyPodda, XJR-9, and dwfreed [1223/2280] and lost! 0 days, 16:57:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/16 12:41:01] idisjunction [535/1062] has challenged AngryParsley [266/802] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:32:35 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/13/16 11:15:42] DrOfBaconNomics, holloway, Realmy, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/16 02:26:12] GilbertErik [467/524] has come upon idisjunction [520/1062] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:13:03 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/15/16 07:55:05] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:39 towards level 79.
[12/15/16 09:23:55] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:26:57 towards level 79.
[12/15/16 12:09:22] idisjunction [290/1064] has challenged dclaw123 [652/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:09:38 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/16/16 18:55:53] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:08 towards level 79.
[12/16/16 19:21:53] idisjunction [440/1064] has challenged tspange [326/957] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:04:14 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/17/16 04:53:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 4 days, 12:40:56 toward level 79.
[12/17/16 05:25:47] idisjunction [913/1064] has challenged brycec [584/726] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:32:37 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/17/16 21:29:16] idisjunction [665/1064] has come upon Oooooog [480/526] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:27:54 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/17/16 22:35:01] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:17 towards level 79.
[12/19/16 11:24:47] idisjunction was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:23 from level 79.
[12/20/16 10:22:18] Lios [773/885] has challenged idisjunction [650/1064] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:04:10 is removed from Lios's clock.
[12/20/16 10:22:18] Lios has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:40:17 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/20/16 18:38:08] elf, iViLe, and khmerboy [111/2191] have team battled idisjunction, mwhahaha, and Majak [1867/2183] and lost! 0 days, 03:46:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/16 21:35:16] idisjunction [631/1064] has come upon sasaniak [38/513] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:57:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/20/16 22:48:08] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:31 towards level 79.
[12/21/16 00:45:31] dclaw123, brycec, and Merkel [2271/2499] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, idisjunction, and gabriel [1651/3062] and won! 0 days, 04:21:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/16 12:06:22] idisjunction [644/1064] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [761/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:08 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[12/24/16 21:53:56] idisjunction [994/1064] has come upon Sundance [281/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:47 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/25/16 00:30:57] idisjunction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:43 towards level 79.
[12/25/16 19:26:07] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:22 towards level 79.
[12/26/16 09:15:08] idisjunction [496/1064] has come upon MadMan [81/672] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:45:44 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/27/16 09:02:46] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:55 towards level 79.
[12/27/16 10:58:15] DrOfBaconNomics [627/1016] has challenged idisjunction [897/1064] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:53:32 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/29/16 08:25:05] Chuck, ville, and idisjunction [1806/2671] have team battled Cameron_D, kline, and bl4ckscor3 [214/1985] and won! 1 day, 00:39:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 09:39:47] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/16 15:34:50] idisjunction [383/1071] has challenged Realmy [329/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/01/17 13:06:50] JensRex, max, and allo [1215/1698] have team battled kline, idisjunction, and NeuralMiner [827/1829] and won! 0 days, 12:05:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 10:29:02] mordac, qbit, and Heisenberg [1732/1810] have team battled Cenhinen, idisjunction, and Relayer [464/2253] and won! 0 days, 04:48:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 23:15:41] anachronistic42 [9/14] has challenged idisjunction [380/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to anachronistic42's clock.
[01/04/17 02:01:19] idisjunction [355/1071] has challenged dwfreed [2/522] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[01/04/17 12:45:34] idisjunction met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:40:48 from level 80.
[01/04/17 16:12:13] blind [295/758] has challenged idisjunction [842/1071] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:03:53 is added to blind's clock.
[05/01/17 13:39:16] idisjunction [104/1071] has challenged RedW [450/944] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:18:08 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/01/17 15:50:32] idisjunction lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:15:42 from level 80.
[05/03/17 05:52:23] idisjunction got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:53:33 from level 80.
[05/03/17 09:51:03] ShaftStrokaen [8/259] has challenged idisjunction [738/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to ShaftStrokaen's clock.
[05/03/17 10:19:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 17 days, 00:50:46 toward level 80.
[05/04/17 08:04:48] idisjunction [677/1071] has challenged vrillusions [834/982] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:29:03 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/04/17 19:16:49] Hodor [456/591] has come upon idisjunction [554/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:58:57 is added to Hodor's clock.
[05/05/17 09:31:54] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:46:47 towards level 80.
[05/05/17 11:44:40] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:14:33 towards level 80.
[05/05/17 19:00:20] Syloq [291/292] has come upon idisjunction [693/1071] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:28:22 is added to Syloq's clock.
[05/05/17 19:09:57] Eldoreth [280/581] has come upon idisjunction [872/1071] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:08:37 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/07/17 03:41:00] dtype, AngryParsley, and allo [1109/2140] have team battled vrillusions, Killerkid, and idisjunction [1225/2732] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 01:56:23] Senka [254/570] has come upon idisjunction [319/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:23:16 is added to Senka's clock.
[05/08/17 19:20:45] KingQuackers [12/76] has challenged idisjunction [661/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[05/09/17 03:27:23] brendan, GilbertErik, and TauPan [1790/2308] have team battled MrGlass, idisjunction, and HeavyPodda [969/2646] and won! 2 days, 12:13:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 23:06:27] girrrrrrr2 [58/126] has challenged idisjunction [862/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to girrrrrrr2's clock.
[05/11/17 21:51:02] idisjunction got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:42:59 from level 80.
[05/12/17 02:15:19] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 00:21:11 is added to his clock.
[05/12/17 16:01:45] MJ94, Oooooog, Woona, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/17 23:44:26] idisjunction was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:37:22 from level 80.
[05/14/17 03:32:47] idisjunction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:49:45 from level 80.
[05/14/17 05:32:07] SN4T14 [532/771] has challenged idisjunction [1009/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:37 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[05/14/17 18:15:25] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:59:57 towards level 80.
[05/14/17 22:16:11] idisjunction [990/1071] has come upon ncarl747 [121/702] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:33:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/15/17 09:33:28] canton7, elf, and Sundance [613/2407] have team battled Beavis, Ttech, and idisjunction [1304/3616] and lost! 3 days, 19:44:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 16:50:09] tmberg, Gizmokid2005, and idisjunction [1300/2795] have team battled shymega, grooverider, and MadMan [389/2427] and won! 0 days, 06:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 03:42:01] idisjunction died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:50:05 from level 80.
[05/16/17 06:37:04] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/17 22:17:42] Grums, MadHatter, and elbie [75/1777] have team battled arlen, idisjunction, and brendan [235/3327] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 19:37:49] idisjunction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:11:03 towards level 80.
[05/19/17 15:32:42] idisjunction [244/1079] has come upon SudoKing [537/719] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:04:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/19/17 15:51:33] X-Ray [0/1] has challenged idisjunction [700/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to X-Ray's clock.
[05/21/17 05:26:01] idisjunction [510/1079] has come upon JuanMaestro [451/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:08:22 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/21/17 12:12:27] exotime [134/351] has challenged idisjunction [1053/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to exotime's clock.
[05/22/17 09:02:31] idisjunction [833/1079] has come upon hannesenator [913/951] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:08:47 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/25/17 14:39:34] brendan [1276/1353] has come upon idisjunction [237/1079] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:06:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[05/27/17 05:41:23] idisjunction [298/1079] has challenged godog [405/708] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:46:05 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/27/17 21:35:20] Bl4ckC0r3, blizgerg, and Birdbones [1020/2469] have team battled Psilocybe, DrOfBaconNomics, and idisjunction [1851/2746] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/17 22:15:56] idisjunction [63/1079] has come upon qbit [137/691] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:55:44 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/28/17 00:26:27] idisjunction [777/1079] has come upon Heisenberg [253/905] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:35:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/28/17 06:46:49] Globalirc [657/728] has challenged idisjunction [1026/1079] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:45:09 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[05/28/17 14:12:07] nickware, idisjunction, and Globalirc [611/2356] have team battled awgh, soltys, and Zoddo [220/1810] and won! 2 days, 01:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 00:19:07] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:17:21 towards level 80.
[05/30/17 13:34:22] eva42 [517/1267] has come upon idisjunction [680/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:40 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/31/17 14:26:16] idisjunction saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:30:42 from level 80.
[05/31/17 17:19:02] idisjunction [532/1079] has challenged JuanMaestro [136/605] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:55:45 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/01/17 00:19:03] idisjunction got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:13:47 from level 80.
[06/02/17 09:40:41] ohnx, idisjunction, awgh, and tspange have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/17 06:06:26] XJR-9 [422/718] has come upon idisjunction [897/1085] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:15:36 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[06/08/17 03:42:40] idisjunction [98/1088] has come upon Bkid [177/716] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:47:46 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/08/17 13:50:26] idisjunction [329/1088] has challenged XJR-9 [668/718] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:51:44 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/09/17 05:07:07] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/17 06:05:14] droogie, theemstra, and idisjunction [871/2681] have team battled vox, irix, and Milquetoast [72/2993] and won! 3 days, 01:13:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 12:01:17] RedW [884/947] has challenged idisjunction [908/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:58 is added to RedW's clock.
[06/11/17 13:24:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 10 days, 17:49:38 toward level 80.
[06/11/17 15:02:40] Torgeir [144/319] has challenged idisjunction [133/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[06/12/17 08:36:55] Avon [730/1232] has come upon idisjunction [350/1080] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:29:07 is removed from Avon's clock.
[06/12/17 13:14:24] idisjunction [948/1080] has come upon brycec [160/755] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:48 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/12/17 20:06:11] Eldoreth [177/848] has challenged idisjunction [564/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:59:07 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[06/13/17 02:19:42] Antium [145/311] has come upon idisjunction [124/1080] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:19:09 is removed from Antium's clock.
[06/13/17 23:43:25] idisjunction [424/1080] has come upon TauPan [298/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/14/17 03:51:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 10:03:38 toward level 80.
[06/14/17 05:21:54] SpikeX, qbit, and MadHatter [1071/1562] have team battled Lios, idisjunction, and yasdorian [1161/2552] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/17 05:57:53] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:42 towards level 80.
[06/14/17 12:16:59] idisjunction [1006/1080] has challenged IndigoTiger [422/996] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:20:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/15/17 19:23:00] idisjunction [601/1080] has come upon Boohbah [601/771] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:27:53 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/15/17 21:38:53] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:30:08 from level 81.
[06/16/17 08:46:40] JensRex [127/832] has come upon idisjunction [331/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:29:47 is added to JensRex's clock.
[06/18/17 08:26:50] Zoddo [3/719] has challenged idisjunction [37/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:57:04 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[06/18/17 14:13:42] Skyie [86/404] has challenged idisjunction [278/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Skyie's clock.
[06/18/17 21:28:51] JuanMaestro [207/608] has challenged idisjunction [641/1080] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:56:20 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[06/19/17 04:27:13] MJ94 [835/908] has challenged idisjunction [730/1080] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/19/17 07:30:26] idisjunction [222/1080] has challenged vegadark [89/495] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:59:34 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/19/17 09:30:35] MetaNova, idisjunction, godog, and Evrial have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 00:37:28] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:26:28 towards level 81.
[06/21/17 16:10:21] idisjunction [737/1080] has come upon PiotrekD [512/686] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:30:54 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/21/17 17:06:42] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:49:22 is added to his clock.
[06/29/17 00:26:10] idisjunction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:51:03 towards level 81.
[06/30/17 02:26:04] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:54:22 is added to his clock.
[06/30/17 23:36:33] idisjunction [997/1080] has challenged sbp [23/590] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:29:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/30/17 23:36:33] idisjunction has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:19:57 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/01/17 02:19:07] idisjunction, Ironhoof, and pfoley [1390/2842] have team battled ncarl747, theZoMBiE, and RBecker [1878/2498] and lost! 3 days, 14:31:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/17 14:43:13] idisjunction [992/1080] has challenged vox [679/1079] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:21:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/02/17 16:18:49] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:01 towards level 81.
[07/03/17 07:24:31] dan, idisjunction, and Virtual [863/2144] have team battled Doctor, Taffer, and bootdisk [2210/2215] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 20:48:07] m0shbear [468/669] has challenged idisjunction [945/1080] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:58:19 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[07/05/17 17:41:27] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:58 towards level 81.
[07/05/17 23:48:43] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:20:31 is added to his clock.
[07/06/17 06:47:14] idisjunction [722/1080] has come upon MJ94 [775/908] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:08:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/06/17 20:09:24] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:08 towards level 81.
[07/08/17 08:55:35] Sixbierehomme, vox, and shandor [2032/2417] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, idisjunction, and Majak [2000/2721] and won! 3 days, 05:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 20:08:13] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:45:29 towards level 81.
[07/09/17 09:09:01] idisjunction [800/1080] has challenged neurospex [208/1222] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:33 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/10/17 14:13:39] idisjunction [681/1080] has challenged nickware [252/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:28:38 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/11/17 05:20:55] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:15 towards level 81.
[07/11/17 05:47:41] idisjunction [783/1080] has come upon irix [6/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:00:28 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/15/17 07:30:42] idisjunction [1070/1080] has come upon MJ94 [499/909] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:03:08 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/15/17 21:03:40] idisjunction [474/1080] has come upon tmberg [272/880] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:14:11 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/16/17 12:04:25] idisjunction [364/1080] has come upon LegendaryQ [175/460] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:11:58 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/16/17 18:32:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 9 days, 14:13:00 toward level 81.
[07/18/17 15:53:53] Brady [353/498] has challenged idisjunction [638/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:02:55 is added to Brady's clock.
[07/21/17 07:44:12] loomysh [170/206] has challenged idisjunction [888/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to loomysh's clock.
[07/21/17 16:59:18] Torgeir [117/368] has come upon idisjunction [141/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:43 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[07/22/17 18:23:01] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:13:03 from level 81.
[07/23/17 21:35:39] Geela [227/291] has come upon idisjunction [1019/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:09 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/23/17 22:37:40] Atan [390/531] has come upon idisjunction [708/1080] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:02:51 is added to Atan's clock.
[07/24/17 01:06:12] valdur55 [254/320] has challenged idisjunction [182/1080] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[07/24/17 01:06:12] In the fierce battle, idisjunction dropped his level 271 pair of boots! valdur55 picks it up, tossing his old level 22 pair of boots to idisjunction.
[07/24/17 05:28:54] idisjunction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:27 from level 81.
[07/24/17 05:37:19] Bl4ckC0re [268/568] has come upon idisjunction [26/855] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:15:17 is removed from Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[07/24/17 13:50:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 21:26:01 toward level 81.
[07/27/17 10:38:09] MetaNova, idisjunction, and basepi [564/2474] have team battled J, Furry, and Bkid [672/1940] and lost! 1 day, 11:32:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/17 22:49:18] idisjunction stole D.Va's level 59 set of leggings while they were sleeping! idisjunction leaves his old level 40 set of leggings behind, which D.Va then takes.
[07/28/17 06:32:17] pfoley [384/651] has challenged idisjunction [580/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:03:59 is added to pfoley's clock.
[07/28/17 18:08:50] Dork_Knight [118/287] has come upon idisjunction [148/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:47 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/28/17 19:55:07] idisjunction [420/873] has come upon petrichor [575/1062] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:11:42 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[07/29/17 00:31:23] idisjunction [819/873] has come upon m0shbear [426/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:23:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/29/17 08:18:08] J [296/506] has come upon idisjunction [588/873] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:52:53 is added to J's clock.
[07/29/17 13:47:01] AbrahamLinksys [56/636] has come upon idisjunction [570/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:18:44 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/30/17 11:20:40] idisjunction, PinkiePie, and zifnab06 [1552/2087] have team battled Milquetoast, Asara, and RBecker [958/2879] and won! 0 days, 18:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 17:50:36] Jay [44/61] has challenged idisjunction [467/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Jay's clock.
[07/30/17 21:38:14] idisjunction [437/873] has come upon JuanMaestro [14/624] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:09:15 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/31/17 15:45:41] idisjunction [147/873] has challenged woonack [251/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/01/17 13:32:44] Tenorman [480/780] has come upon idisjunction [814/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:00 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/01/17 13:32:47] Tenorman [363/780] has come upon idisjunction [783/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:10 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/01/17 20:50:39] shandor [508/603] has challenged idisjunction [802/873] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:27:58 is added to shandor's clock.
[08/01/17 21:53:45] Ttech, adamchainz, and Firien [2226/2708] have team battled idisjunction, Globalirc, and LordH [547/2624] and won! 0 days, 04:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 06:56:53] idisjunction was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:22 from level 81.
[08/03/17 14:28:33] Dork_Knight [177/299] has challenged idisjunction [16/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[08/03/17 16:58:19] idisjunction [768/873] has challenged qbit [183/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:28:47 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/04/17 09:46:06] Satoshi, Cameron_D, and idisjunction [1137/3098] have team battled Milquetoast, Syloq, and qbit [1325/2110] and lost! 2 days, 05:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 20:58:30] idlerpgww [444/509] has come upon idisjunction [855/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:32 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[08/08/17 00:24:12] idisjunction was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:26 from level 81.
[08/08/17 04:16:40] idisjunction [47/873] has challenged Doctor [579/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:17:40 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/10/17 02:11:51] Xenthys [127/555] has come upon idisjunction [61/873] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 09:54:09 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[08/10/17 02:34:42] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:37:26 towards level 81.
[08/11/17 05:08:26] zifnab06, Tenorman, and PiotrekD [1581/2018] have team battled Zoddo, Sixbierehomme, and idisjunction [1916/2316] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/17 19:35:47] AncalagonThBlack [385/652] has challenged idisjunction [46/879] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:32:59 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[08/13/17 09:38:09] PinkiePie [483/871] has challenged idisjunction [730/879] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:42:23 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[08/13/17 12:25:44] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:53 towards level 81.
[08/14/17 00:18:28] Nistur, HeavyPodda, and idisjunction [1178/2380] have team battled bootdisk, SpikeX, and AncalagonThBlack [1600/1739] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 20:49:06] dodobrain, idisjunction, and damyan [471/2482] have team battled ToHellWithGA, bender, and Zoddo [92/1534] and won! 3 days, 12:04:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 02:46:00] simple [643/880] has come upon idisjunction [788/879] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:35:34 is added to simple's clock.
[08/15/17 15:46:40] idisjunction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:20 towards level 81.
[08/16/17 02:15:08] idisjunction [287/879] has come upon vox [402/1079] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:52:39 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/16/17 14:41:30] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:38 towards level 81.
[08/16/17 22:55:22] idisjunction [25/879] has challenged RedW [59/939] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:04:45 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/19/17 04:55:52] AgentThom, JuanMaestro, and Mateusz [1274/1837] have team battled idisjunction, alexj, and meffe [1247/1912] and won! 0 days, 03:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 12:37:40] V`ger, Furry, and ruan [177/1564] have team battled Opie, idisjunction, and Chuck [521/2600] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 16:12:25] idisjunction [509/879] has challenged Kylie [388/394] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:25:58 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/21/17 03:14:16] idisjunction [810/879] has challenged glorgamitch [533/545] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:43:05 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/21/17 03:32:22] zid, Atan, and idisjunction [136/2292] have team battled TheUnforgiven, xa, and Dork_Knight [892/1128] and lost! 4 days, 12:00:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 07:09:20] jamesl [202/230] has challenged idisjunction [300/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to jamesl's clock.
[08/22/17 06:31:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 22 days, 08:18:51 toward level 81.
[08/23/17 10:37:23] noother [67/89] has come upon idisjunction [569/879] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:19 is added to noother's clock.
[08/27/17 03:18:14] TheUnforgiven [198/321] has challenged idisjunction [84/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from TheUnforgiven's clock.
[08/27/17 03:18:14] TheUnforgiven has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:14:18 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/28/17 07:45:29] idisjunction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:07 towards level 81.
[08/29/17 18:35:05] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:56 towards level 81.
[08/30/17 19:43:18] idisjunction [772/879] has challenged IdleBot [445/1712] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/31/17 06:59:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 28 days, 15:23:52 toward level 82.
[09/02/17 11:32:04] idisjunction [12/879] has come upon Kylie [35/435] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:37:56 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/02/17 20:17:46] idisjunction [146/879] has challenged Mirc0p [602/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:26:07 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/03/17 06:44:15] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:59:37 towards level 82.
[09/03/17 07:30:03] _methods [62/221] has challenged idisjunction [470/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to _methods's clock.
[09/04/17 00:43:41] dindinx, idisjunction, Khorne, and Zoddo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/17 04:39:01] blizgerg, kensington, and mwhahaha [1717/2692] have team battled JuanMaestro, idisjunction, and Mateusz [1060/2351] and won! 1 day, 19:33:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 07:20:29] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:06 towards level 82.
[09/06/17 09:29:24] idisjunction [614/879] has come upon codedeeply [292/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:24:57 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/06/17 16:37:38] idisjunction invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:25 towards level 82.
[09/09/17 18:44:55] idisjunction [573/879] has challenged Mars [56/597] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:26:44 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/10/17 05:46:46] Eldoreth [565/837] has challenged idisjunction [10/879] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:11:21 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[09/10/17 16:10:19] ncarl747, bootdisk, and theZoMBiE [1810/2551] have team battled Psilocybe, idisjunction, and Bradicus [581/2238] and won! 3 days, 01:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 16:40:42] idisjunction [7/879] has come upon freeboson [294/834] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:59:41 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/10/17 16:48:34] Bradicus [378/660] has challenged idisjunction [428/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:08:53 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[09/11/17 07:58:36] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:41 towards level 82.
[09/11/17 19:19:47] fattrat [81/1215] has come upon idisjunction [45/879] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:49:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[09/11/17 23:53:46] idisjunction [41/879] has challenged Nistur [288/342] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:44:43 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/12/17 11:13:57] bootdisk [743/822] has come upon idisjunction [120/879] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:33:21 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[09/12/17 17:54:52] Xenthys [158/562] has come upon idisjunction [801/879] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:24:19 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[09/13/17 01:05:18] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:39 towards level 82.
[09/13/17 10:25:58] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:56 towards level 82.
[09/13/17 14:09:24] idisjunction reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! idisjunction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/17 01:49:56] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:25 towards level 82.
[09/20/17 07:02:30] bender [352/585] has come upon idisjunction [717/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:47:56 is added to bender's clock.
[09/20/17 11:39:28] Brady [371/532] has challenged idisjunction [601/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:15:28 is added to Brady's clock.
[09/21/17 07:42:42] MadHatter [574/670] has challenged idisjunction [525/887] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:32:57 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[10/05/17 09:25:09] idisjunction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:49:01 from level 82.
[10/05/17 16:02:15] idisjunction [237/887] has challenged exa [13/360] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:36:04 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/06/17 19:49:03] idisjunction, woonack, and Meta [1698/2259] have team battled ToHellWithGA, RedW, and AbacusAvenger [15/2287] and won! 0 days, 18:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 03:21:20] idisjunction [106/887] has challenged exa [166/381] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:56:55 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/08/17 05:20:53] codedeeply, Zaratustra, and SchrodingersScat [80/2741] have team battled idisjunction, sasaniak, and Gatewayy [202/2190] and lost! 0 days, 10:27:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/17 00:02:28] idisjunction learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:02 towards level 82.
[10/10/17 12:40:02] idisjunction [180/887] has challenged MrGlass [91/798] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:11:52 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/10/17 16:27:01] simple, neurospex, and idisjunction [1461/2879] have team battled vegadark, Herb_Tarlek, and WallIdl [1372/2160] and won! 3 days, 22:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 01:46:38] ruan [678/751] has come upon idisjunction [517/887] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:45:10 is removed from ruan's clock.
[10/15/17 15:59:35] idisjunction, wulk, HeavyPodda, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/17 11:01:30] Misza [30/1073] has come upon idisjunction [600/887] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:32:31 is added to Misza's clock.
[10/24/17 15:43:16] Elgo, Sticky, and idisjunction [240/1860] have team battled RBecker, awgh, and yano [1130/2271] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/17 04:59:55] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:18:30 towards level 82.
[10/28/17 11:40:19] idisjunction [755/887] has challenged awgh [237/823] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:52:20 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[10/28/17 17:17:19] idisjunction [322/887] has come upon irix [414/1018] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:19:38 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/30/17 05:03:51] idisjunction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:09 towards level 82.
[10/30/17 12:00:37] idisjunction sharpened the edge of his weapon! idisjunction's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/17 15:41:47] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:21 towards level 82.
[11/05/17 19:20:52] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:53:11 towards level 82.
[11/05/17 22:41:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 14 days, 16:34:23 toward level 82.
[11/06/17 01:09:47] idisjunction [678/918] has challenged mwhahaha [84/636] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:53:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/07/17 15:22:22] Boohbah, tspange, and sunri5e [1496/2072] have team battled vegadark, idisjunction, and basicMiracle [541/1868] and won! 0 days, 14:30:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 08:57:23] idisjunction [680/918] has challenged himuraken [542/897] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:29:34 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/11/17 21:02:47] Bob, idisjunction, and djm [715/1867] have team battled elf, lipek, and blizgerg [317/3223] and won! 0 days, 16:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 16:07:35] HeavyPodda [188/1004] has challenged idisjunction [511/918] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:57:53 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/12/17 17:18:47] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:38 towards level 82.
[11/13/17 10:51:55] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/17 12:48:43] Majak [163/475] has come upon idisjunction [599/920] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:56:50 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/13/17 19:40:37] idisjunction [70/920] has come upon MrGlass [350/799] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:17:37 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[11/13/17 20:32:12] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:47 towards level 82.
[11/14/17 04:01:20] el, blizgerg, and moveax [1204/1820] have team battled Lnk, idisjunction, and awgh [274/2393] and won! 0 days, 02:57:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 15:34:22] adamchainz [183/430] has challenged idisjunction [318/920] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[11/15/17 18:40:06] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:09:54 towards level 82.
[11/16/17 20:08:55] idisjunction, Ttech, and Euronur [2029/3275] have team battled kline, Eldoreth, and CornFly [2326/2521] and lost! 2 days, 16:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 21:28:07] petrichor, idisjunction, RistoUuranmaki, and MrGlass have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/17 00:50:23] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:23:03 is added to his clock.
[11/19/17 07:04:59] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:21 towards level 82.
[11/19/17 15:10:13] Tenorman, Khorne, and idisjunction [1623/2615] have team battled Dalai, Euronur, and kline [582/1871] and won! 0 days, 05:30:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 19:14:16] idisjunction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:59:28 from level 82.
[11/23/17 03:14:26] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:25:31 is added to his clock.
[11/23/17 07:33:52] pants [735/898] has challenged idisjunction [2/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/23/17 10:20:22] MJ94, idisjunction, Lios, and Dork_Knight have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/17 19:32:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 11 days, 05:12:03 toward level 82.
[11/25/17 11:46:55] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:39:12 is added to his clock.
[11/26/17 10:59:42] ncarl747 [34/817] has challenged idisjunction [722/920] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:54:41 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[11/26/17 23:27:43] Majak [173/469] has come upon idisjunction [467/920] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:04:53 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/27/17 09:46:35] idisjunction has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:24:46 from level 82.
[11/27/17 19:13:28] idisjunction [537/920] has come upon Bradicus [115/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:34:18 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/30/17 06:41:30] Sundance [216/687] has come upon idisjunction [233/920] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:22:56 is added to Sundance's clock.
[11/30/17 06:42:15] JensRex [788/1113] has come upon idisjunction [311/920] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:39:22 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[11/30/17 15:41:45] ThePhoenix47 [55/58] has challenged idisjunction [771/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to ThePhoenix47's clock.
[12/01/17 20:44:47] idisjunction [775/920] has challenged Zye [410/828] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:36 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/02/17 18:37:40] JensRex, idisjunction, and moveax [1704/2378] have team battled xa, exotime, and dindinx [1094/1545] and won! 0 days, 03:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 04:00:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 1 day, 05:48:55 toward level 82.
[12/03/17 18:43:06] idisjunction had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:57 towards level 82.
[12/04/17 00:05:33] AbrahamLinksys, borsin, and idisjunction [33/2085] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Atan [386/1972] and lost! 2 days, 12:37:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 11:06:19] idisjunction [134/920] has challenged Zoddo [36/1032] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:25:55 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/04/17 12:06:40] MadMan [359/1017] has challenged idisjunction [710/920] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:07:00 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/04/17 12:34:01] CoolChris, SlowRiot, and Bkid [874/2257] have team battled woonack, ohnx, and idisjunction [1233/2359] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/17 14:58:14] Jandre [16/269] has challenged idisjunction [16/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Jandre's clock.
[12/06/17 20:55:41] idisjunction, RedW, CoolChris, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/17 00:59:25] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:52 towards level 82.
[12/07/17 03:04:19] brendan [1214/1416] has come upon idisjunction [722/920] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:50:30 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/07/17 10:33:25] Zoddo [968/1032] has challenged idisjunction [465/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:13 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[12/07/17 20:37:06] idisjunction [439/920] has challenged Geela [151/346] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:58:02 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/07/17 22:59:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 5 days, 16:49:21 toward level 82.
[12/07/17 23:28:25] Sundance, droogie, and Brainiac [1101/2337] have team battled adamchainz, damyan, and idisjunction [793/2264] and won! 1 day, 12:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 10:55:57] Tenorman [57/1035] has come upon idisjunction [338/920] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:50:53 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/14/17 20:00:41] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/20/17 02:13:18] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:32:05 towards level 82.
[12/21/17 19:09:11] IndigoTiger [857/1057] has challenged idisjunction [713/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:30:16 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/23/17 03:55:49] os-5185 [104/896] has come upon idisjunction [243/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:10 is added to os-5185's clock.
[12/23/17 16:55:49] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:49:06 towards level 82.
[12/24/17 12:20:03] idisjunction is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:10:49 is added to his clock.
[12/24/17 14:33:36] pixelate [101/497] has challenged idisjunction [120/913] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:54:53 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/24/17 22:28:33] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:18:19 towards level 82.
[12/26/17 15:49:45] idisjunction [731/918] has challenged ThePhoenix47 [257/351] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:38:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/27/17 04:42:09] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:57 towards level 82.
[01/01/18 19:55:17] nisa [154/206] has challenged idisjunction [777/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to nisa's clock.
[01/01/18 21:40:46] vox [62/1188] has come upon idisjunction [758/918] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:01:15 is added to vox's clock.
[01/01/18 22:46:41] valdur55 [236/789] has challenged idisjunction [743/918] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to valdur55's clock.
[01/02/18 14:59:35] Yuhno [291/477] has challenged idisjunction [50/918] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[01/02/18 22:12:23] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:05:43 towards level 82.
[01/02/18 23:26:45] MetaNova, idisjunction, and soltys [1755/2420] have team battled Heisenberg, elbie, and Ttech [1613/3286] and won! 2 days, 21:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 01:04:56] idisjunction [128/918] has challenged elbie [396/794] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:20:52 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/05/18 15:26:20] idisjunction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:49:06 from level 82.
[01/06/18 01:37:11] elbie [131/788] has challenged idisjunction [562/918] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:12:45 is added to elbie's clock.
[01/06/18 20:43:04] idisjunction [471/918] has challenged Eiam [622/699] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:25:35 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/07/18 03:48:16] idisjunction died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:49:37 from level 82.
[01/07/18 23:29:50] Nistur [83/377] has come upon idisjunction [706/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:00:24 is added to Nistur's clock.
[01/08/18 02:47:39] Majak, moveax, and nickware [314/1546] have team battled Sixbierehomme, pixelate, and idisjunction [1628/2072] and lost! 0 days, 12:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 04:12:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 16 days, 04:05:39 toward level 82.
[01/08/18 10:47:28] idisjunction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! idisjunction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/18 15:49:57] soltys [206/553] has come upon idisjunction [244/912] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:44:37 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/09/18 22:49:22] Meta, idisjunction, and hannesenator [1091/3222] have team battled Mirc0p, Luamil, and gildarts [936/1741] and won! 1 day, 11:18:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 07:00:58] Gatewayy [380/883] has come upon idisjunction [141/912] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:28:42 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[01/11/18 14:50:00] idisjunction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:57:12 towards level 82.
[01/11/18 18:26:12] idisjunction is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 10:28:11 is added to their clock.
[01/12/18 11:14:44] nickware [467/610] has come upon idisjunction [537/912] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:35:03 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/13/18 13:37:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 21 days, 17:17:09 toward level 82.
[01/14/18 00:05:50] Taffer [237/704] has challenged idisjunction [26/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:56 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[01/14/18 22:40:49] ruan, idisjunction, and astropoint [1276/1936] have team battled sunri5e, hoglahoo, and WereSquirrel [170/1228] and won! 0 days, 00:14:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 05:56:55] idisjunction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:42 from level 82.
[01/18/18 09:42:37] zankore [207/858] has come upon idisjunction [236/912] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:16:45 is added to zankore's clock.
[02/13/18 15:14:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 18 days, 23:15:29 toward level 82.
[02/14/18 10:18:16] idisjunction stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:03 towards level 82.
[02/14/18 19:17:50] idisjunction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:18:57 from level 82.
[02/15/18 20:54:28] idisjunction, MJ94, and brycec [1385/2439] have team battled glorgamitch, manish17xxx, and charitwo [445/2016] and won! 1 day, 04:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 05:57:33] idisjunction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:53 towards level 82.
[02/16/18 07:58:36] suterismus, hoglahoo, and Agent86 [926/2551] have team battled HeavyPodda, idisjunction, and Zoddo [2885/3064] and lost! 1 day, 09:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 11:24:46] valdur55 [854/864] has come upon idisjunction [99/912] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:48:34 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[02/16/18 11:24:46] valdur55 has dealt idisjunction a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:22:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/18/18 06:56:21] idisjunction [585/912] has challenged lipek [355/1242] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:13:34 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[02/18/18 18:00:14] TauPan [341/610] has challenged idisjunction [905/912] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:42:00 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/18/18 22:01:40] SpikeX [97/832] has challenged idisjunction [552/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:36:06 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[02/19/18 02:55:10] Dork_Knight, Syloq, and idisjunction [603/2144] have team battled irix, RedW, and Barry [2107/2423] and lost! 2 days, 11:54:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/18 03:47:41] idisjunction was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:35 from level 82.
[02/19/18 14:21:48] idisjunction was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:01:59 from level 82.
[02/20/18 00:10:46] qbit [772/784] has challenged idisjunction [877/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:52 is added to qbit's clock.
[02/20/18 21:18:05] nomatame, idisjunction, and loomysh [1198/1816] have team battled Doctor, Ttech, and Roxana [2341/3221] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 19:26:02] idisjunction [303/912] has challenged cirdan [833/906] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:04:06 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/22/18 09:58:35] idisjunction, abra0, and bender [913/2693] have team battled Ttech, cirdan, and borsin [335/3265] and won! 2 days, 03:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 13:23:26] idisjunction was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:55 towards level 82.
[03/13/18 13:57:17] LordH [327/1071] has challenged idisjunction [292/912] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:05:05 is removed from LordH's clock.
[03/13/18 18:45:02] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:13 towards level 82.
[05/06/18 19:11:49] idisjunction [60/912] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [73/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:49:24 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/06/18 20:31:50] RistoUuranmaki [455/906] has come upon idisjunction [408/912] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:01:02 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/08/18 06:34:55] csssuf, idisjunction, and JuanMaestro [1643/2379] have team battled jrosmith, ToHellWithGA, and Brady [20/2121] and won! 1 day, 01:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 06:48:47] idisjunction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:26:33 towards level 82.
[05/08/18 15:00:34] idisjunction [516/912] has challenged IdleMaster [304/744] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:29:43 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/09/18 00:02:59] allo, idisjunction, and damyan [1509/2265] have team battled ohnx, MadMan, and suterismus [389/3445] and won! 0 days, 22:25:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 09:07:10] apiw [39/682] has challenged idisjunction [301/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:29:58 is added to apiw's clock.
[05/10/18 17:14:05] idisjunction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:18:20 from level 82.
[05/10/18 21:46:37] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:16 towards level 82.
[05/12/18 00:39:47] idisjunction, Pici, pants, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/18 22:47:02] SirMonkeybox, bigjay, and simple [2355/2740] have team battled loomysh, idisjunction, and MrGlass [472/2476] and won! 1 day, 18:15:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 03:39:19] idisjunction [450/912] has challenged Iri [386/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:15 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/13/18 15:42:06] Tenorman, double, and simple [502/2760] have team battled idisjunction, ishanyx, and Lnk [1794/2292] and lost! 1 day, 06:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 10:50:56] idisjunction [691/912] has come upon tmberg [433/978] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:47:44 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/15/18 12:07:56] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:52 towards level 82.
[05/15/18 12:13:46] idisjunction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:03 towards level 82.
[05/18/18 08:31:33] Heisenberg [935/958] has come upon idisjunction [70/912] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:49:27 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/18/18 16:21:57] idisjunction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:46 towards level 82.
[05/18/18 19:40:15] Boohbah, Psilocybe, and idisjunction [1074/2243] have team battled loomysh, Yuhno, and Milquetoast [4/2319] and won! 0 days, 23:14:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 05:27:28] Majak [188/485] has come upon idisjunction [782/912] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:39:46 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/21/18 09:45:07] idisjunction got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:28 from level 82.
[05/22/18 13:54:28] idisjunction lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:09 from level 82.
[05/22/18 20:55:24] allo, fattrat, and valdur55 [885/2540] have team battled crudd, idisjunction, and IdleMaster [1462/1884] and lost! 3 days, 09:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/18 23:33:34] idisjunction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:43 towards level 82.
[05/23/18 05:01:19] idisjunction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:20 towards level 82.
[05/23/18 18:54:19] simple, ncarl747, and el [1812/2213] have team battled glorgamitch, idisjunction, and Fluttershy [419/2866] and won! 0 days, 14:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 21:28:00] Courage [12/247] has challenged idisjunction [188/912] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Courage's clock.
[05/23/18 21:42:35] idisjunction discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:26 towards level 82.
[05/24/18 16:04:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 0 days, 04:03:41 toward level 82.
[05/24/18 16:55:14] idisjunction, Leetistan, and codedeeply [2181/2209] have team battled Andries, TimWolla, and mefmef [897/2044] and won! 0 days, 00:07:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 17:26:48] idisjunction [680/945] has challenged valdur55 [799/882] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:30:33 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/24/18 22:50:01] idisjunction burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! idisjunction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/18 07:08:33] mordac [109/1085] has challenged idisjunction [501/939] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:54:24 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/11/18 01:14:45] womblecat [71/582] has challenged idisjunction [257/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:38:19 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/11/18 05:16:09] idisjunction misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:03:30 from level 83.
[07/11/18 12:09:53] idisjunction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:45:59 from level 83.
[07/11/18 22:22:03] idisjunction [917/939] has challenged buksi [567/825] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:24:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[07/12/18 23:11:51] Heisenberg, idisjunction, and Lemongrab [1273/2386] have team battled Agent86, Nistur, and Tim [1282/1492] and lost! 2 days, 10:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/18 05:35:24] IndigoTiger [64/1153] has challenged idisjunction [841/939] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[07/13/18 12:35:20] ToHellWithGA [156/961] has challenged idisjunction [717/939] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:47:27 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/29/18 05:39:53] Birdbones [794/1274] has challenged idisjunction [918/939] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:57:37 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/29/18 11:48:40] idisjunction is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:49:59 is added to their clock.
[08/29/18 17:06:16] idisjunction, Misza, Khorne, and crysys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/18 06:48:16] Bradicus, cirdan, and crysys [731/2482] have team battled idisjunction, Zye, and D.Va [2098/2757] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/18 07:23:12] pfoley, wulk, and Geela [671/1851] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Syloq, and idisjunction [1741/2310] and lost! 2 days, 12:10:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/18 13:57:11] soltys, gildarts, and valdur55 [116/1948] have team battled Sharky4, idisjunction, and crysys [1239/2376] and lost! 5 days, 09:05:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/18 22:02:35] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:32:36 towards level 83.
[09/03/18 14:39:04] idisjunction, Crazycatlady, Heisenberg, and Tor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/18 06:31:09] idisjunction grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:34:00 towards level 83.
[09/07/18 05:33:17] ncarl747 [105/788] has challenged idisjunction [613/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:36:24 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[09/07/18 11:45:18] IndigoTiger, dxtr, and ishanyx [203/2413] have team battled yano, idisjunction, and idlerpgww [514/2207] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 09:42:22] idisjunction [147/939] has challenged Psilocybe [154/722] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:54:47 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[09/08/18 15:17:29] idisjunction, Atan, allo, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/18 23:49:44] Khorne [881/1003] has come upon idisjunction [283/939] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:28:36 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/16/19 14:00:57] Nuae [111/133] has challenged idisjunction [2/939] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:55 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[01/16/19 18:12:25] idisjunction [702/939] has challenged TimWolla [868/898] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:31:43 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/16/19 21:23:23] idisjunction fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! idisjunction's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/16/19 22:31:53] nickware, grooverider, and Ttech [1175/4049] have team battled dwfreed, D.Va, and idisjunction [1309/2143] and lost! 2 days, 12:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 00:04:34] idisjunction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:20 towards level 83.
[01/18/19 01:21:48] NPC4946410567318 [151/499] has challenged idisjunction [926/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[01/18/19 06:21:22] Nofew [628/1038] has challenged idisjunction [898/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:09:41 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/23/19 14:54:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried idisjunction 4 days, 14:33:54 toward level 83.
[01/24/19 17:07:31] idisjunction is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:03:01 is added to their clock.
[01/24/19 22:32:57] idisjunction lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:26:55 from level 83.
[01/25/19 18:58:03] idisjunction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:13 towards level 83.
[04/30/19 20:08:44] idisjunction [197/927] has challenged damyan [51/882] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:39:49 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/01/19 04:39:41] idisjunction found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:42:39 towards level 83.
[05/01/19 06:12:41] idisjunction bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:23:05 towards level 83.
[05/01/19 12:39:09] idisjunction, fattrat, and bebbet [31/2688] have team battled Geela, Xenthys, and zid [1391/2439] and lost! 1 day, 01:00:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 21:48:22] idisjunction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:37 towards level 83.
[05/02/19 01:10:54] TheresusPheronor [0/3] has challenged idisjunction [438/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[05/02/19 05:16:19] idisjunction [67/927] has challenged vegadark [83/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:45:19 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[05/02/19 13:55:09] Clearcasting [537/646] has challenged idisjunction [226/927] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[05/03/19 18:23:10] idisjunction [871/927] has come upon Andries [281/763] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:47:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.