Player Info

User: jose
Class: wonderer
Admin?: No
Level: 49
Next level: 3 days, 18:33:34
Status: Offline
Host: jose!~jose@freenode/staff/ubuntu.member.jose
Account Created: Mon Apr 8 12:20:00 2019
Last login: Mon Dec 21 20:41:22 2020
Total time idled: 81 days, 20:34:28
Current position: [0,455]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 1
boots: 39
charm: 29
gloves: 42
helm: 51 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 50
ring: 64 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 48
tunic: 36
weapon: 34

sum: 394

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 08:58:48
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 06:57:29

total: 0 days, 15:56:17

Character Modifiers

[07/08/13 19:18:03] jose found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:48 towards level 48.
[07/08/13 21:02:08] cirdan, Preaux, and Fogel [449/1713] have team battled robot, jose, and Darky [616/1238] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/13 23:13:01] jose [146/338] has challenged slack [290/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:35:18 is added to jose's clock.
[07/09/13 17:31:39] jose [90/338] has come upon Tenorman [293/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:10 is added to jose's clock.
[07/10/13 02:21:41] MontyZuma [198/355] has challenged jose [145/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[07/10/13 02:50:24] Odd [17/268] has challenged jose [166/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Odd's clock.
[07/11/13 06:29:04] forks and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/13 09:37:02] jose [37/338] has come upon fonzie [353/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:49 is added to jose's clock.
[07/11/13 13:23:41] dav1d, mamarley, and idleOne [154/1516] have team battled jose, Cameron_D, and yond [398/2082] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/13 02:46:41] jose [183/338] has challenged keeper_c [963/1307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:24 is added to jose's clock.
[07/16/13 13:36:53] Scar3cr0w [167/406] has challenged jose [208/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[07/17/13 08:22:36] L3thal [186/256] has challenged jose [73/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from L3thal's clock.
[07/17/13 12:41:57] jose [248/348] has challenged Mateusz [86/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from jose's clock.
[07/17/13 15:41:06] jose, XenGi, and SpamMage [1380/1513] have team battled nitzer, tiwake, and Wayneoween [64/1643] and won! 0 days, 01:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/13 17:55:32] brendan [20/434] has challenged jose [144/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:08:41 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/18/13 04:43:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jose with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 12:47:05 from level 49.
[07/18/13 05:11:35] jose was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:15 towards level 49.
[07/19/13 23:07:21] iViLe [47/486] has challenged jose [328/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:45 is added to iViLe's clock.
[07/20/13 15:11:16] jose [37/348] has challenged SpamMage [346/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:27:43 is added to jose's clock.
[07/20/13 21:55:41] rmbell.the.great [9/675] has challenged jose [10/348] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[07/20/13 22:27:37] Ephod [463/625] has challenged jose [117/348] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from Ephod's clock.
[07/20/13 22:27:37] Ephod has dealt jose a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:06:09 is added to jose's clock.
[07/21/13 04:55:37] jose [261/348] has come upon neurospex [324/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:08 is added to jose's clock.
[07/21/13 13:54:58] jose [176/348] has come upon Wayneoween [50/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:07:03 is removed from jose's clock.
[07/22/13 05:03:39] Sir_Lemming, Aranel, and Preaux [1108/1214] have team battled naterd00d, Furry, and jose [1228/1479] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/13 05:19:59] jose [223/348] has challenged XJR-9 [87/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:52:58 is removed from jose's clock.
[07/22/13 10:21:04] jose [53/348] has challenged greycat [462/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:49:42 is added to jose's clock.
[07/27/13 21:51:01] jose [133/348] has challenged Wolf [519/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:15 is added to jose's clock.
[07/29/13 19:49:02] jose ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:52:52 from level 49.
[07/30/13 05:35:01] keeper_c, BlastHardcheese, and Babar [1747/2560] have team battled jose, Birdbones, and Ttech [1914/2193] and lost! 1 day, 23:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/13 05:37:55] jose tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:42 towards level 49.
[07/30/13 17:25:37] jose [253/348] has come upon MontyZuma [12/404] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:42:33 is removed from jose's clock.
[07/30/13 21:32:00] jose stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:10 towards level 49.
[07/31/13 00:29:58] Munchington [160/324] has challenged jose [74/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from Munchington's clock.
[08/01/13 00:02:29] jose [154/348] has come upon Kabaka [14/589] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:01:26 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/02/13 08:26:10] erry [0/1] has challenged jose [66/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to erry's clock.
[08/03/13 06:55:00] jose [16/366] has challenged Chenzw [129/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to jose's clock.
[08/04/13 13:05:14] jose [65/366] has come upon Reaper [272/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:37:52 is added to jose's clock.
[08/04/13 21:22:05] Syloq and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/13 11:44:07] jose [161/366] has challenged naori [686/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:10 is added to jose's clock.
[08/07/13 01:21:02] binary1985 [75/122] has challenged jose [350/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to binary1985's clock.
[08/08/13 01:14:33] jose, iViLe, and CornFly [287/1211] have team battled preflex, filinep, and ruan [787/1495] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/13 18:59:11] TheMadHatter, jose, and Tsunami [809/1287] have team battled maybeHere, woonack, and kenyon [2164/2693] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/13 08:48:21] jose was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:53 towards level 50.
[08/09/13 14:35:49] jose found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:08 towards level 50.
[08/09/13 23:59:51] Reaper, yond, and Wayneoween [1835/2041] have team battled iViLe, TheLonelyGod, and jose [206/1237] and won! 0 days, 04:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/13 17:32:48] RagingToner, Charris, Tsunami, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/13 20:40:59] jose was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:27 towards level 50.
[08/12/13 11:45:00] brimstone, pekster, and jose [692/1211] have team battled woonack, maybeHere, and pwned [396/2564] and won! 0 days, 04:13:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/13 19:58:55] jose [361/366] has come upon hawk [20/781] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:33:39 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/13/13 03:05:34] jose [248/388] has challenged Ephod [340/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to jose's clock.
[08/13/13 09:35:30] xandrix [187/307] has challenged jose [333/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to xandrix's clock.
[08/13/13 20:13:59] Eren97 [294/311] has challenged jose [289/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from Eren97's clock.
[08/13/13 20:13:59] In the fierce battle, jose dropped his level 56 ring! Eren97 picks it up, tossing his old level 38 ring to jose.
[08/14/13 17:29:37] avocado [559/668] has challenged jose [68/370] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:17:42 is removed from avocado's clock.
[08/15/13 02:46:33] jose learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:26 towards level 51.
[08/15/13 07:15:08] jose broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:10 from level 51.
[08/15/13 15:03:43] Furry and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/13 21:55:40] jose [233/370] has come upon SeySayux [151/421] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:06:44 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/15/13 23:36:44] jose [67/370] has challenged Kinsmir [413/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:14 is added to jose's clock.
[08/17/13 02:42:55] jose [147/370] has challenged Simie [115/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:45:10 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/17/13 04:10:20] jose was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:10 towards level 51.
[08/17/13 14:40:00] jose, sbp, and vectr0n [1351/1484] have team battled Ziggilus, Mateusz, and Zett [786/1742] and won! 0 days, 00:36:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/13 13:32:37] jose found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:35 towards level 51.
[08/19/13 01:07:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 2 days, 15:09:14 toward level 51.
[08/19/13 08:10:37] jose EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:40 from level 51.
[08/20/13 03:25:14] Yankee, jose, and AngryParsley [252/1664] have team battled dxrt, ChiefRA, and DemosDemon [1482/1989] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 04:33:03] jose [297/441] has challenged joshz [487/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to jose's clock.
[08/20/13 23:45:19] Yankee and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/13 16:58:03] jose [22/441] has come upon ahmiq [162/739] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:40:10 is added to jose's clock.
[08/21/13 17:32:57] Furry, Ephod, and Str1ngS [1460/2190] have team battled allo, jose, and Zammo [330/1551] and won! 3 days, 16:41:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/13 18:05:51] jose discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:36 towards level 52.
[08/22/13 10:54:01] jose, AbrahamLinksys, and Babar [1077/1970] have team battled Kabaka, Neal, and vegadark [208/2143] and won! 0 days, 02:05:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/13 04:11:27] jose [26/441] has come upon rasputo [32/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:52:10 is added to jose's clock.
[08/23/13 14:53:07] jose [322/441] has come upon RLabs [489/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:01:41 is added to jose's clock.
[08/23/13 21:20:20] Charris [153/370] has challenged jose [372/441] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:50:40 is added to Charris's clock.
[08/24/13 10:27:20] Pici, greycat, and Birdbones [1305/2207] have team battled Gizmokid2005, MontyZuma, and jose [1711/1842] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/13 23:26:22] jose [24/441] has challenged truffles [65/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:38 is added to jose's clock.
[08/25/13 08:11:52] Darky, Sheudecai, and jose [220/1399] have team battled Kinsmir, Neal, and Bladerunner [1475/1478] and lost! 2 days, 02:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/13 14:11:34] woonack and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/13 02:29:54] jose got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:22 from level 52.
[08/26/13 12:46:16] jose discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:48 towards level 52.
[08/26/13 21:18:18] jose [226/441] has come upon vectr0n [295/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:53:29 is added to jose's clock.
[08/28/13 14:58:20] m0shbear, Eiam, CornFly, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/13 01:49:26] jose [172/441] has challenged Scar3cr0w [368/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:20 is added to jose's clock.
[08/29/13 21:17:22] jose had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:46 towards level 52.
[08/30/13 03:16:11] jose [126/441] has come upon Charris [41/370] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:54:34 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/31/13 21:38:40] jose [14/448] has come upon Cenhinen [463/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:47 is added to jose's clock.
[09/01/13 02:22:56] jose was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:42:34 from level 52.
[09/01/13 09:32:50] gipyelrah, jose, and addikt [388/1664] have team battled Vusys, Sparticus, and Vostok [1102/1591] and lost! 0 days, 02:26:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/13 23:01:48] Bombur and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/13 01:11:56] DemosDemon [184/625] has challenged jose [378/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:09:37 is added to DemosDemon's clock.
[09/02/13 02:20:41] vrillusions [506/1050] has challenged jose [78/448] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:12:14 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[09/03/13 01:58:16] pehden, dwfreed, and Fogel [862/1842] have team battled UndyingShadow, woonack, and jose [308/2184] and won! 0 days, 02:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/13 09:42:52] jose [378/481] has challenged Fluttershy [362/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from jose's clock.
[09/03/13 10:58:51] jose [135/481] has come upon pehden [591/594] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:12:18 is added to jose's clock.
[09/03/13 18:33:18] Therem [210/298] has challenged jose [479/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Therem's clock.
[09/04/13 05:25:38] Valkor, CornFly, and slack [10/1886] have team battled IdleMaster, jose, and joshz [656/1393] and lost! 0 days, 22:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/13 06:44:53] Weedle, jose, and Fogel [1290/1406] have team battled Maple-Chestnut, rmbell.the.great, and mnemon [824/1393] and won! 0 days, 08:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/13 07:45:14] jose [39/481] has come upon Sparticus [277/862] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:09:01 is added to jose's clock.
[09/05/13 07:36:15] sp1ga, junktext, and yano [1327/1609] have team battled rmbell.the.great, rasputo, and jose [967/1774] and won! 0 days, 00:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/13 10:28:30] jose [295/481] has come upon dwfreed [504/829] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:09:10 is added to jose's clock.
[09/05/13 17:04:55] jose, argus, and Pici [1348/2134] have team battled Yankee, Gerardon, and zbart [369/2060] and won! 0 days, 18:43:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/13 17:25:50] jose [438/481] has come upon Kevin [323/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:40:53 is removed from jose's clock.
[09/06/13 06:05:21] jose grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:08 towards level 53.
[09/07/13 10:05:38] Pici and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/13 14:41:52] Odd, jose, and Yankee [1305/1583] have team battled Munchington, Furry, and Satoshi [1339/1860] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/13 18:44:23] jose [7/481] has challenged Avon [194/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:22:38 is added to jose's clock.
[09/08/13 17:12:51] Hans.Wurst, maybeHere, and Avon [420/1223] have team battled jose, swhitt, and greycat [109/1955] and won! 0 days, 07:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/13 07:01:36] dav1d, Fogel, h00k, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/13 17:57:10] jose [220/481] has come upon Sir_Lemming [262/330] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:07 is added to jose's clock.
[09/11/13 08:27:58] jose [436/481] has come upon Str1ngS [297/691] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:37:08 is removed from jose's clock.
[09/16/13 11:15:16] jose misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:18 from level 53.
[09/16/13 22:10:16] jose [375/481] has come upon Syloq [243/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:12 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/03/13 10:15:40] jose [173/481] has come upon Sparticus [584/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:41 is added to jose's clock.
[10/03/13 21:06:53] Furry [437/509] has challenged jose [375/481] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:01:57 is removed from Furry's clock.
[10/03/13 23:41:58] kensington [80/336] has challenged jose [82/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/04/13 03:30:26] Spazturtle, IdleMaster, and lolwut [1291/1309] have team battled Weedle, jose, and slack [88/1473] and won! 0 days, 03:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/13 00:05:57] jose invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:51 towards level 53.
[10/05/13 03:14:03] jose, DemosDemon, and ElectRo [546/2410] have team battled greycat, Pici, and nitzer [1968/2062] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/13 17:20:40] jose [120/481] has challenged idleOne [646/850] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to jose's clock.
[10/05/13 23:06:33] jose bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:19 towards level 54.
[10/06/13 00:18:20] kenyon [602/1028] has challenged jose [31/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:58:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/06/13 01:18:34] ryushe [114/520] has challenged jose [10/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:17 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[10/06/13 18:22:04] jose [435/481] has come upon jmaugue [283/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:29:51 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/06/13 20:57:15] jose discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:24 towards level 54.
[10/09/13 04:35:44] kork [84/290] has challenged jose [302/481] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:04:32 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/13 20:21:33] jose, Cenhinen, and Majak [1084/1667] have team battled Zhaofeng_Li, Str1ngS, and Simie [470/1165] and won! 1 day, 20:24:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/13 11:42:58] jose [341/481] has challenged idleOne [197/850] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:42 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/11/13 09:48:10] jose found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:19 towards level 54.
[10/11/13 11:28:36] NRASean [69/148] has challenged jose [70/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to NRASean's clock.
[10/12/13 06:19:33] XJR-9, michagogo|cloud, and Osiux [236/1482] have team battled Mateusz, vegadark, and jose [1458/2036] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/13 07:35:00] jose was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:43 towards level 54.
[10/13/13 10:32:00] jose [79/491] has come upon irix [320/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:47:57 is added to jose's clock.
[10/14/13 08:20:54] jose [431/491] has come upon greycat [279/826] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:21:59 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/14/13 12:22:21] jose was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:19 towards level 54.
[10/16/13 11:16:05] Iuz [646/929] has challenged jose [243/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:56 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[10/17/13 00:41:08] jose was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:12 towards level 54.
[10/17/13 08:21:09] jose [84/491] has challenged UndyingShadow [108/495] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to jose's clock.
[10/18/13 00:31:00] jose got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:47 towards level 55.
[10/18/13 16:07:21] Furry and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/13 18:11:28] Prometheus, Darky, and jose [1759/1862] have team battled ryushe, dpk, and XJR-9 [713/1704] and won! 3 days, 11:44:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/13 21:01:43] jose tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:05 towards level 55.
[10/20/13 12:19:05] jose was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:19 towards level 55.
[10/20/13 19:40:25] yano [572/928] has challenged jose [253/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:41:27 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/21/13 00:36:45] idleOne, pants, and m0shbear [1424/1942] have team battled jose, kenyon, and Cameron_D [177/2500] and won! 3 days, 09:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/13 05:42:44] idisjunction [90/574] has challenged jose [401/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:38 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[10/21/13 15:42:47] Chenzw and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/13 18:14:25] Deny, Gerdesas, and jose [1076/1502] have team battled Mateusz, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [128/2154] and won! 1 day, 06:25:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/13 23:52:53] jose [280/491] has come upon TauPan [118/344] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:33:06 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/23/13 16:02:07] master_j, archlich, and sasaniak [1566/1683] have team battled BlastHardcheese, jose, and Sparticus [1434/2203] and won! 0 days, 10:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/13 19:57:11] jose [51/496] has challenged Gerardon [472/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:26 is added to jose's clock.
[10/23/13 22:05:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jose with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 09:44:54 from level 55.
[10/25/13 05:19:07] jose grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:43 towards level 55.
[10/25/13 06:51:36] jose [462/496] has come upon irix [279/778] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:59 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/25/13 10:05:31] jose [62/496] has come upon DemosDemon [43/647] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:47:41 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/25/13 11:31:14] master_j, desspugne, and jose [56/1477] have team battled neurospex, Spazturtle, and sartan [1371/2369] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/13 15:38:10] tenc [230/266] has challenged jose [282/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to tenc's clock.
[10/26/13 11:27:47] jose [482/496] has come upon pekster [347/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:47 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/26/13 11:33:00] idleOne, iViLe, and suterismus [2225/2636] have team battled jose, Bender, and Beavis [922/1982] and won! 2 days, 18:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/13 22:13:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 0 days, 20:39:37 toward level 55.
[10/27/13 10:17:03] jose [319/496] has come upon numeral [86/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:35 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/27/13 12:18:44] jose [132/496] has challenged Kinsmir [149/499] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to jose's clock.
[11/01/13 08:35:33] Plasmastar and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/13 20:53:38] jose [440/496] has come upon pwned [37/898] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:49:21 is removed from jose's clock.
[11/02/13 01:11:31] jose bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:09 towards level 56.
[11/04/13 05:07:30] jose [386/496] has come upon ryushe [95/744] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:32:12 is removed from jose's clock.
[11/05/13 19:44:17] Chenzw, preflex, and jose [643/1492] have team battled vegadark, argus, and herosake [774/2001] and lost! 1 day, 14:07:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/13 23:31:00] jose was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:57:00 towards level 56.
[11/06/13 02:49:40] jose was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:56:26 from level 56.
[11/07/13 16:22:05] jose [51/496] has challenged Dee [243/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:39:23 is added to jose's clock.
[11/07/13 23:58:01] jose broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:17:11 from level 56.
[11/08/13 00:36:43] dwfreed, filinep, jbroome, and jose have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/13 13:45:14] Maru [126/187] has challenged jose [325/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Maru's clock.
[11/28/13 04:48:21] jose has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:28:33 from level 56.
[11/28/13 17:05:00] naori and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/13 04:28:45] jose [202/496] has come upon brentwalther [126/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:52 is removed from jose's clock.
[11/29/13 14:25:51] jose was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:06 towards level 56.
[12/01/13 09:09:32] jose got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:42 towards level 56.
[12/01/13 23:46:06] jose [16/550] has challenged charitwo [418/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:44 is added to jose's clock.
[12/03/13 00:52:35] Reaper [701/926] has challenged jose [401/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:30:51 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[12/03/13 00:52:35] Reaper has dealt jose a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:08:05 is added to jose's clock.
[12/03/13 04:23:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 2 days, 06:19:06 toward level 56.
[12/03/13 16:17:56] jose has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:44 from level 56.
[12/16/13 14:15:31] jose [377/550] has challenged Mustek [86/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:59 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/16/13 21:17:49] jose tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:22 towards level 56.
[12/16/13 21:47:48] jose [486/550] has come upon zinya [424/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:35 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/16/13 23:52:10] jose [186/559] has challenged preflex [31/412] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/17/13 04:43:43] gipyelrah, nb_ff, blizgerg, and jose have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/13 11:27:47] pfoley [300/422] has challenged jose [278/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/18/13 20:37:56] brendan, jose, and Binkley [993/1894] have team battled DemosDemon, sasaniak, and Mustek [486/1715] and won! 0 days, 04:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 01:32:05] Gizmokid2005, charitwo, and jose [284/2082] have team battled Satoshi, vegadark, and SpamMage [122/2462] and won! 1 day, 23:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 06:36:59] michagogo|cloud [307/726] has challenged jose [313/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to michagogo|cloud's clock.
[12/19/13 06:45:22] ovf [140/355] has challenged jose [211/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to ovf's clock.
[12/19/13 18:34:43] Mustek and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/13 14:27:28] jose got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:48 towards level 57.
[12/20/13 19:00:59] jose, mmhh, and Ttech [1437/2183] have team battled Nayru, Toagac, and dwfreed [688/1540] and won! 0 days, 08:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/13 02:46:03] argus, D4CH_RPi, and h00k [1819/2408] have team battled jose, CFSworks, and charitwo [192/1756] and won! 1 day, 13:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/13 11:39:08] jose was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:45 towards level 57.
[12/22/13 14:45:59] jose [213/559] has come upon Hans.Wurst [565/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:29:54 is added to jose's clock.
[12/22/13 15:32:09] Colty [215/389] has challenged jose [470/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Colty's clock.
[12/23/13 01:49:30] jose was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:53:52 from level 57.
[12/24/13 06:16:27] hoff [134/270] has challenged jose [283/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to hoff's clock.
[12/24/13 15:01:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 0 days, 09:42:16 toward level 57.
[12/24/13 20:32:45] jose [495/559] has come upon h00k [644/885] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:17 is added to jose's clock.
[12/26/13 04:54:47] Harlem [63/136] has challenged jose [228/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Harlem's clock.
[12/27/13 17:22:02] jose [51/559] has challenged PriceChild [391/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:41 is added to jose's clock.
[12/28/13 00:58:46] stuckinelevator [28/33] has challenged jose [45/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to stuckinelevator's clock.
[12/31/13 23:14:07] jose [376/559] has come upon brendan [32/871] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:28 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/01/14 11:56:08] jose [24/893] has challenged irix [462/777] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to jose's clock.
[01/01/14 13:09:36] Cenhinen, idisjunction, and Spazturtle [689/1846] have team battled seek, jose, and h00k [1795/2520] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/14 04:12:17] brentwalther, grooverider, and allo [1237/2344] have team battled jose, Birdbones, and iViLe [743/2025] and won! 1 day, 16:49:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/14 05:35:57] rmbell.the.great, three18ti, and sasaniak [389/1702] have team battled Birdbones, BlastHardcheese, and jose [1090/2382] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/14 09:44:22] tsh, Lightstalker, and [dmp] [193/2041] have team battled jose, jbroome, and yond [1436/2384] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 19:03:48] Cameron_D [407/945] has come upon jose [388/893] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:23:41 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[01/04/14 14:30:38] jose was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:05:42 from level 58.
[01/05/14 23:04:49] Shr3k [311/347] has challenged jose [238/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from Shr3k's clock.
[01/07/14 06:56:26] GeekySerperior [27/226] has challenged jose [107/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to GeekySerperior's clock.
[01/08/14 01:01:00] ckinni [188/370] has challenged jose [251/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to ckinni's clock.
[01/08/14 04:15:28] Meetch_the_Bold and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/14 05:04:41] Hester [82/216] has challenged jose [670/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Hester's clock.
[01/08/14 10:08:43] jose [862/893] has come upon argus [58/937] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:32:39 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/08/14 11:30:19] jose [47/893] has challenged Zammo [490/811] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:37:14 is added to jose's clock.
[01/10/14 00:15:57] filinep and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 04:19:16] DemosDemon and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/14 08:58:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 12 days, 00:12:32 toward level 58.
[01/10/14 12:42:33] jose [117/893] has challenged neuro [280/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:26:32 is added to jose's clock.
[01/12/14 01:22:38] jose [860/893] has come upon three18ti [248/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:37 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/12/14 03:18:57] Prometheus, Koreth, and elf [1062/2203] have team battled aucg, jose, and nitzer [141/1944] and won! 0 days, 09:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/14 09:33:48] jose was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:43 towards level 58.
[01/19/14 11:39:14] jose [55/893] has come upon Birdbones [451/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:59 is added to jose's clock.
[01/19/14 15:22:41] jose [605/893] has come upon yano [708/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:38:52 is added to jose's clock.
[01/19/14 19:00:56] jose found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:21 towards level 58.
[01/20/14 11:41:47] XJR-9 [42/630] has challenged jose [149/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:43:53 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[01/20/14 21:38:23] jose [637/893] has come upon Fluttershy [155/501] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:02 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/21/14 22:05:28] Prometheus, CornFly, and jose [822/2143] have team battled yond, brentwalther, and woonack [1164/2173] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/14 08:55:42] livinskull [25/44] has challenged jose [425/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to livinskull's clock.
[01/22/14 10:52:47] jose lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:22 from level 58.
[01/23/14 01:57:59] Ttech [350/1168] has challenged jose [857/893] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:25:46 is added to Ttech's clock.
[01/23/14 05:59:00] jose [569/903] has challenged rxcomm [129/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:46:39 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/23/14 05:59:00] jose has dealt rxcomm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:29:27 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/23/14 08:59:50] jose [691/903] has challenged h00k [21/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:36 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/23/14 14:47:37] simple [326/350] has challenged jose [331/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/14 16:11:39] jose discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:20 towards level 58.
[01/24/14 02:10:17] aucg, jose, and charitwo [595/2028] have team battled Dark-Fx, brendan, and yasdorian [474/2002] and won! 0 days, 02:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/14 02:29:21] cups [64/283] has challenged jose [62/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from cups's clock.
[01/24/14 10:43:03] jose [562/903] has challenged kork [251/272] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/24/14 17:09:52] Furry and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/14 03:29:20] rxcomm, Satoshi, and Barry [454/1309] have team battled Weedle, jose, and Darky [746/2128] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/14 12:23:50] jose was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:02 towards level 59.
[01/26/14 16:20:33] jose [846/903] has challenged Fogel [455/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:55:26 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/26/14 21:42:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jose with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 05:09:11 from level 59.
[01/27/14 01:18:25] jose [642/903] has come upon brimstone [287/391] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:44:38 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/28/14 11:47:53] addatoo [90/225] has challenged jose [703/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to addatoo's clock.
[01/29/14 16:43:24] Simie, Cameron_D, and jose [1973/2665] have team battled tiwake, Barry, and sbp [180/1938] and won! 0 days, 23:30:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/14 22:41:50] jose [705/908] has challenged Fogel [607/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:00:02 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/30/14 00:19:23] jose [807/908] has come upon Zammo [611/811] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:28:24 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/30/14 02:41:22] jose [110/908] has come upon vrillusions [120/1062] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:54:39 is added to jose's clock.
[01/30/14 16:06:30] jose [543/908] has come upon yasdorian [391/649] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:42:01 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/30/14 22:07:15] jose [185/908] has come upon sasaniak [214/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:01:16 is added to jose's clock.
[01/31/14 12:41:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 4 days, 01:54:12 toward level 59.
[01/31/14 15:54:22] Nullius [1/14] has challenged jose [253/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Nullius's clock.
[02/01/14 06:23:35] jose was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:17 from level 59.
[02/01/14 10:08:17] Valkor and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/14 13:53:44] rasputo [466/739] has challenged jose [840/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:34 is added to rasputo's clock.
[02/10/14 14:03:38] jose was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:08 towards level 59.
[02/10/14 17:06:13] jose found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:50 towards level 59.
[02/10/14 21:02:23] jose [400/908] has come upon digitaldonk [349/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:16:14 is removed from jose's clock.
[02/11/14 20:01:44] nb_ff [133/590] has challenged jose [740/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:55:40 is added to nb_ff's clock.
[02/11/14 21:37:33] AxForest and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/14 03:03:34] jose [338/908] has challenged RansomTime [40/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:08:34 is removed from jose's clock.
[02/12/14 07:04:36] jose [3/908] has challenged Zaratustra [341/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:43 is added to jose's clock.
[02/12/14 08:26:34] Fusl [26/51] has challenged jose [424/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Fusl's clock.
[02/13/14 11:30:45] jose caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:31 towards level 59.
[02/15/14 04:04:09] jose ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:09 from level 59.
[02/15/14 07:10:00] fester and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/14 18:33:57] ElectRo, Atroxes, and Vostok [165/2293] have team battled vrillusions, jose, and MadHatter [1747/2595] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/14 01:24:51] jose [889/908] has challenged felipe [355/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:32:35 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/02/14 09:06:33] jose caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:26 towards level 59.
[03/02/14 12:17:14] jose [269/908] has come upon tiwake [204/866] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:46:26 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/02/14 15:04:10] jose [264/908] has come upon AngryParsley [798/892] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:07 is added to jose's clock.
[03/03/14 17:11:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 0 days, 01:38:01 toward level 59.
[03/03/14 19:38:13] jose [207/908] has come upon vegadark [126/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:01 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/04/14 03:30:46] arachnist [6/9] has challenged jose [514/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to arachnist's clock.
[03/04/14 05:51:52] rxcomm, TheRub, and SpamMage [174/1531] have team battled Hans.Wurst, jose, and Fede [1114/1893] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/14 07:10:46] jose [552/908] has challenged iViLe [236/544] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/04/14 11:35:25] Sheudecai and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/14 04:12:57] jose [315/908] has come upon kensington [166/449] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:41:45 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/05/14 04:53:01] jose [506/908] has come upon brentwalther [429/617] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:43 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/05/14 17:46:32] idisjunction [284/487] has challenged jose [843/908] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:06:46 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[03/05/14 20:32:09] zbart and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/14 00:48:11] Darky [226/564] has challenged jose [538/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:23 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/06/14 10:50:37] Cameron_D [516/981] has challenged jose [879/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:28:28 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[03/06/14 22:53:50] jose [721/908] has challenged Sheudecai [368/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:22:45 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/07/14 15:58:00] jose [695/908] has challenged paysties [118/943] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:01:54 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/07/14 16:02:37] yawgmoth [84/227] has challenged jose [428/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/07/14 22:27:25] jose ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:21:33 from level 60.
[03/10/14 14:04:46] jose [808/908] has come upon m0shbear [525/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:31:12 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/10/14 16:27:44] jose [172/908] has come upon IdleMaster [13/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:00:13 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/11/14 07:27:06] jose [690/908] has come upon cirdan [510/762] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:56:12 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/11/14 22:46:04] jose [268/908] has come upon Jareeta [894/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:17:02 is added to jose's clock.
[03/12/14 03:24:39] MetaNova [467/564] has challenged jose [570/908] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:56:44 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/12/14 03:32:58] jose [518/908] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [943/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:15 is added to jose's clock.
[03/12/14 15:03:13] Godisme, prattmic, and cirdan [1595/1821] have team battled Majak, jmaugue, and jose [428/1659] and won! 0 days, 03:49:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/14 16:27:57] Beavis [79/1005] has challenged jose [252/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:58 is added to Beavis's clock.
[03/14/14 06:37:55] jose [469/908] has challenged Jens [40/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:57:57 is removed from jose's clock.
[03/14/14 12:46:08] jose [425/908] has come upon blizgerg [674/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:53 is added to jose's clock.
[03/20/14 14:17:06] rxcomm [35/536] has challenged jose [625/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:11 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[04/18/14 18:02:35] Ardetus [102/141] has challenged jose [196/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Ardetus's clock.
[04/19/14 01:08:22] jose [731/908] has challenged BlastHardcheese [285/924] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:54:20 is removed from jose's clock.
[04/20/14 12:48:16] mostlybadfly, Cypher, and keeper_c [185/1678] have team battled jose, irix, and MontyZuma [730/2538] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/14 18:18:45] yasdorian [167/612] has challenged jose [250/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:07:16 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[04/21/14 02:20:47] jose [669/908] has challenged agrajag [293/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:35 is removed from jose's clock.
[04/21/14 12:46:24] Furry and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 16:01:24] jose ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:25 from level 60.
[05/12/14 05:03:14] jose [854/908] has come upon clonak [47/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:15 is removed from jose's clock.
[05/12/14 09:43:26] ruan [724/903] has challenged jose [530/908] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:51:33 is removed from ruan's clock.
[05/12/14 09:50:03] jose found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:11 towards level 60.
[05/12/14 19:30:46] jose [346/908] has challenged pekster [30/537] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from jose's clock.
[05/13/14 12:37:51] jose bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:19:26 from level 61.
[05/13/14 18:13:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 20 days, 08:57:22 toward level 61.
[05/14/14 12:17:33] rmbell.the.great, jose, and AngryParsley [721/2558] have team battled felipe, dxrt, and nitzer [1118/1924] and lost! 5 days, 00:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/14 15:42:43] mostlybadfly and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/14 04:01:39] jose [223/908] has challenged iridis_discurro [495/611] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:07:41 is added to jose's clock.
[05/15/14 08:16:17] jose found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:48 towards level 61.
[05/15/14 15:12:26] Yako [188/482] has challenged jose [398/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to Yako's clock.
[05/15/14 23:01:42] jose was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:57:57 from level 61.
[05/16/14 04:48:24] DarkRaven [37/70] has challenged jose [359/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to DarkRaven's clock.
[05/16/14 04:52:46] jose [743/908] has come upon PiotrekD [45/606] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:06:09 is removed from jose's clock.
[05/16/14 19:13:21] jose [744/908] has challenged Fluttershy [200/482] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:29:42 is removed from jose's clock.
[05/16/14 21:13:59] Cypher [149/414] has challenged jose [269/908] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:44:59 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/17/14 07:55:14] clonak, jose, and simple [1140/1744] have team battled ozatomic, yasdorian, and Mikaela [1370/1406] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/14 07:26:08] jose got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:19:31 from level 61.
[10/06/14 00:07:18] jose [557/908] has come upon Shayanjm [239/507] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:49:03 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/07/14 10:12:23] Sarah [5/7] has challenged jose [775/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Sarah's clock.
[10/07/14 14:44:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 4 days, 18:53:34 toward level 61.
[10/08/14 22:46:29] jose [104/908] has come upon L235 [70/344] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:04:38 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/10/14 00:51:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jose with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:25:03 from level 61.
[10/10/14 18:42:26] jose, paklido, and Trondby [473/2062] have team battled TehKitti, ZeFritz, and kensington [788/1174] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/14 04:21:59] jose [652/908] has come upon sasaniak [400/728] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:24:16 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/11/14 06:39:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 2 days, 19:14:38 toward level 61.
[10/12/14 08:29:06] jose [376/908] has challenged Kabaka [208/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:35:54 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/13/15 21:36:26] jose found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:44 towards level 61.
[08/15/15 21:29:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 0 days, 04:22:22 toward level 61.
[08/16/15 03:48:11] damyan, jose, and JustAPerson [393/2121] have team battled idisjunction, AKBlindy, and hannesenator [1294/2013] and lost! 0 days, 06:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/15 07:38:17] jose [335/908] has challenged Grummit [95/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:44 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/16/15 11:48:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 0 days, 19:34:27 toward level 61.
[08/16/15 13:17:40] tangerine [292/518] has challenged jose [761/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to tangerine's clock.
[08/16/15 16:41:06] Furry [450/541] has challenged jose [256/908] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:53:54 is removed from Furry's clock.
[08/16/15 21:26:35] jose [303/908] has challenged Bkid [282/390] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:37 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/17/15 01:30:23] jose [837/908] has come upon kenyon [183/1243] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:00:12 is removed from jose's clock.
[08/18/15 16:29:59] nikoJ and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/16 22:56:00] SarahD [1/6] has challenged jose [835/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to SarahD's clock.
[04/20/16 07:20:49] sloth, Chuck, and WallIdl [840/1263] have team battled theZoMBiE, jose, and kensington [395/1932] and won! 0 days, 05:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 07:52:39] ChasedSpade [147/688] has challenged jose [643/908] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:39:48 is added to ChasedSpade's clock.
[04/20/16 16:54:06] h00k and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 02:57:40] jose [168/908] has come upon Hemera [92/151] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:25:38 is removed from jose's clock.
[04/21/16 12:25:39] jose, Agent86, and idisjunction [2021/2528] have team battled MetaNova, daemoneye, and XJR-9 [490/1861] and won! 1 day, 11:53:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 17:55:03] jose [1/8] has challenged el [135/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to jose's clock.
[04/09/19 03:30:51] jose [95/106] has challenged Syloq [471/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:53 is added to jose's clock.
[04/10/19 01:24:53] jose [114/170] has come upon SCSi [572/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:21 is added to jose's clock.
[04/10/19 05:32:36] jose [70/173] has challenged CornFly [543/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to jose's clock.
[04/10/19 12:10:46] jose [176/180] has challenged astropoint [470/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to jose's clock.
[04/10/19 19:36:18] jose [7/180] has challenged hannesenator [887/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to jose's clock.
[04/11/19 04:22:37] jose [139/180] has challenged Tor [530/1157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to jose's clock.
[04/11/19 14:22:08] jose [141/188] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [490/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to jose's clock.
[04/11/19 17:24:25] pixelate [369/480] has challenged jose [92/188] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:22:08 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[04/11/19 20:36:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 0 days, 02:09:27 toward level 29.
[04/11/19 23:35:20] jose [142/205] has challenged JuanMaestro [457/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to jose's clock.
[04/12/19 11:31:01] jose [159/205] has come upon petrichor [674/1217] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:38 is added to jose's clock.
[04/12/19 13:28:29] jose [11/220] has challenged psycho [32/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to jose's clock.
[04/12/19 15:59:07] kork, el, and jose [1029/1525] have team battled LeLutin, Greg, and MiddlewareMonkey [491/1122] and won! 0 days, 02:35:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 02:20:21] jose [26/220] has challenged freeboson [523/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to jose's clock.
[04/13/19 20:55:44] jose [64/220] has challenged Ttech [1108/1711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:43 is added to jose's clock.
[04/13/19 23:36:55] Sundance [399/524] has challenged jose [55/220] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:07:14 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[04/14/19 04:38:06] jose was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:33 towards level 33.
[04/14/19 17:10:07] jose [152/227] has challenged dxrt [328/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to jose's clock.
[04/15/19 17:57:33] jose [134/247] has challenged crysys [747/811] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to jose's clock.
[04/16/19 00:47:57] freeboson [931/976] has challenged jose [246/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/16/19 01:44:58] jose [170/247] has come upon Lnk [352/797] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:57 is added to jose's clock.
[04/17/19 00:26:50] jose [50/289] has challenged GilbertErik [392/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to jose's clock.
[04/17/19 22:31:43] jose [16/289] has come upon sheu [169/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:06 is added to jose's clock.
[04/18/19 10:16:24] jose [132/323] has challenged GilbertErik [473/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to jose's clock.
[04/18/19 19:53:37] jose [238/323] has come upon Eldoreth [627/1014] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:35 is added to jose's clock.
[04/18/19 21:03:26] TauPan [393/434] has challenged jose [175/323] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:00:01 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/19/19 17:20:13] jose got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:23 from level 37.
[04/20/19 04:43:10] jose [202/323] has challenged woonack [292/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to jose's clock.
[04/21/19 06:52:14] jose [109/323] has come upon Heisenberg [240/752] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:23 is added to jose's clock.
[04/22/19 00:19:47] Greg [82/370] has challenged jose [7/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from Greg's clock.
[04/22/19 04:13:46] jose [165/323] has challenged shandor [333/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:53 is added to jose's clock.
[04/23/19 00:24:25] jose had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:29 towards level 39.
[04/24/19 03:48:44] tmberg, DrJosh9000, and alephnull [2003/2760] have team battled MadHatter, zankore, and jose [697/2063] and won! 0 days, 03:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/19 06:36:04] jose [109/323] has come upon Mars [167/1134] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:22 is added to jose's clock.
[04/24/19 07:41:04] jose [318/323] has challenged Mirc0p [372/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to jose's clock.
[11/09/20 03:29:06] bigtrees, i3d, and jose [1096/1446] have team battled Balthazar, kenyon, and vegadark [2742/2812] and lost! 0 days, 05:30:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/20 08:32:07] jose [0/323] has come upon XBouBou [342/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:33 is added to jose's clock.
[11/09/20 15:54:17] jose grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:28 towards level 40.
[11/10/20 12:13:35] jose [3/352] has challenged h00k [132/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to jose's clock.
[11/12/20 04:13:02] pztrn [449/590] has challenged jose [297/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[11/12/20 06:28:02] jose hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:30 towards level 41.
[11/12/20 14:28:15] jose [35/352] has come upon Fluttershy [1178/1267] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:40 is added to jose's clock.
[11/12/20 16:02:54] jose bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:35 towards level 41.
[11/13/20 09:57:50] jose [312/371] has challenged ilbelkyr [734/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to jose's clock.
[11/13/20 23:04:19] jose gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:47 towards level 42.
[11/14/20 19:44:58] jose [287/371] has come upon elbie [36/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:02 is removed from jose's clock.
[11/15/20 11:31:01] AbacusAvenger [316/909] has challenged jose [322/371] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:40:48 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[11/15/20 12:03:18] jose was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:41 from level 42.
[11/15/20 14:03:16] pztrn [3/590] has come upon jose [146/371] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:23 is added to pztrn's clock.
[11/15/20 22:45:11] jose found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:35 towards level 42.
[11/16/20 02:53:31] jose [7/371] has challenged kenyon [626/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:22 is added to jose's clock.
[11/16/20 20:22:20] jose broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:31 from level 43.
[11/17/20 10:32:43] CodeB, bisco, and freeboson [1507/2524] have team battled sjefen6, Andries, and jose [602/2249] and won! 0 days, 03:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 00:12:13] jose, HeavyPodda, and theZoMBiE [1322/1923] have team battled Chuck, csc2ya, and Asara [1574/2048] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/20 14:11:19] AbacusAvenger, Globalirc, and jose [1028/2306] have team battled C++, Geela, and CornFly [427/2376] and won! 0 days, 12:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 19:43:48] jose [304/371] has come upon Chuck [344/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:21 is added to jose's clock.
[11/18/20 21:50:22] womblecat [605/836] has challenged jose [180/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:54:16 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[11/19/20 02:26:18] jose grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:44 towards level 43.
[11/19/20 17:42:43] jose invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:24 towards level 43.
[11/20/20 03:07:38] jose [3/371] has come upon bisco [1215/1357] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:29 is added to jose's clock.
[11/20/20 08:02:42] jose [163/371] has come upon lipek [193/1356] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:23 is added to jose's clock.
[11/20/20 12:14:01] Desspugne, Globalirc, and Yuhno [2177/2687] have team battled CodeB, jose, and womblecat [1228/1696] and won! 3 days, 01:45:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 15:13:54] jose was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:25 towards level 43.
[11/20/20 15:56:10] jose [57/371] has come upon RBecker [364/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:30 is added to jose's clock.
[11/20/20 17:05:24] jose [304/371] has challenged Eldoreth [1183/1404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:48:29 is added to jose's clock.
[11/21/20 14:44:44] jose, MrGlass, and WallIdl [1062/2017] have team battled sairis, Mateusz, and TauPan [1701/2408] and lost! 0 days, 18:00:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/20 05:29:01] jose [219/371] has come upon dwfreed [457/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:56 is added to jose's clock.
[11/23/20 05:08:05] jose discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:42 towards level 44.
[11/23/20 10:37:56] jose [165/371] has come upon simple [367/1123] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:04 is added to jose's clock.
[11/25/20 01:44:32] inittab, HeavyPodda, and XBouBou [1978/2736] have team battled jose, sjums_the_great, and IdleMaster [2084/2150] and lost! 1 day, 12:09:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/20 13:11:53] jose [196/371] has come upon m0shbear [1023/1267] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:15 is added to jose's clock.
[11/26/20 18:39:40] jose [236/371] has challenged sukil [503/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to jose's clock.
[11/28/20 07:03:03] jose invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:14 towards level 45.
[11/29/20 07:22:18] KyloRen, Scar3cr0w, and tris [1016/2219] have team battled jose, SSLbits, and JuanMaestro [196/1717] and won! 1 day, 03:20:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/20 13:26:18] jose found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:19 towards level 45.
[11/30/20 16:00:10] kenyon, Notir, KyloRen, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/20 02:11:26] jose [57/371] has come upon PlasmaStar [88/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:44 is added to jose's clock.
[12/01/20 04:13:04] jose was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:01 from level 45.
[12/01/20 08:56:51] jose [193/371] has challenged elbie [673/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:33:37 is added to jose's clock.
[12/01/20 16:22:37] jose [95/375] has come upon Scornn [154/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:56:00 is added to jose's clock.
[12/03/20 14:19:35] djm [54/843] has challenged jose [4/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:29:07 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/04/20 15:25:09] Blukunfando [345/441] has challenged jose [90/375] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:41:03 is removed from Blukunfando's clock.
[12/05/20 00:58:21] jose [57/375] has come upon Clearcasting [344/637] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:00 is added to jose's clock.
[12/05/20 22:28:48] jose was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:27 from level 46.
[12/06/20 05:01:13] jose [322/375] has come upon Geela [456/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:08:07 is added to jose's clock.
[12/07/20 15:47:07] jose got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:20 from level 46.
[12/07/20 23:27:45] jose [363/375] has come upon Milquetoast [393/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:57:52 is added to jose's clock.
[12/08/20 01:27:02] zbe, jose, and Pontuzz [1407/1621] have team battled neurospex, Nofew, and Eldoreth [2248/3473] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 13:46:08] shymega [545/891] has challenged jose [45/375] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:32:44 is removed from shymega's clock.
[12/09/20 00:44:46] jose [93/375] has come upon freeboson [294/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:41 is added to jose's clock.
[12/09/20 15:37:54] jose [195/375] has challenged darkmage [155/1292] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:22:14 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/11/20 11:36:28] jose [20/375] has come upon Zyphyr [337/746] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:41:58 is added to jose's clock.
[12/11/20 15:05:34] jose [62/375] has come upon himuraken [573/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:32:31 is added to jose's clock.
[12/11/20 16:02:40] jose [305/375] has challenged Globalirc [574/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:03 is added to jose's clock.
[12/12/20 18:06:18] jose [47/375] has come upon MadMan [593/1231] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:43 is added to jose's clock.
[12/13/20 04:58:04] h00k, jose, and Tenorman [110/2415] have team battled Sharky4, Lnk, and golgy [321/3256] and lost! 0 days, 13:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/20 02:49:23] jose, PlasmaStar, and Reilly [440/1629] have team battled Clearcasting, Desspugne, and CodeB [32/2035] and won! 0 days, 12:18:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 05:45:35] jose [39/375] has come upon Milquetoast [797/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:55 is added to jose's clock.
[12/14/20 18:18:15] jose [36/375] has come upon sc_ [305/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:59 is added to jose's clock.
[12/14/20 21:11:41] jose had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:43 towards level 47.
[12/15/20 16:21:44] jose [363/375] has come upon idlerpgww [546/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:24 is added to jose's clock.
[12/15/20 16:35:44] jose [241/375] has come upon PiotrekD [434/1030] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:21 is added to jose's clock.
[12/16/20 05:01:12] jose was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:45 from level 47.
[12/16/20 06:50:24] jose [202/375] has come upon mordac [640/1348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:22 is added to jose's clock.
[12/16/20 09:52:28] jose set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:10 from level 47.
[12/16/20 14:29:31] MadMan [436/1231] has challenged jose [1/375] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:36:44 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/16/20 18:14:24] jose [271/375] has challenged ohnx [658/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:25 is added to jose's clock.
[12/17/20 04:44:04] Zaratustra, brendan, and jose [1828/2935] have team battled pyre, Pici, and blabber [773/2897] and won! 1 day, 13:51:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 08:33:42] jose [166/375] has challenged dclaw123 [759/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:42:50 is added to jose's clock.
[12/17/20 23:37:05] Bluedog [407/558] has challenged jose [270/375] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:41:18 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[12/18/20 01:43:06] jose discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:14 towards level 48.
[12/18/20 02:13:07] jose [366/375] has come upon TheSilentLink [37/347] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:25 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/18/20 07:26:14] jose [206/375] has come upon Desspugne [316/901] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:39:14 is added to jose's clock.
[12/18/20 18:44:12] jose found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:45 towards level 48.
[12/19/20 17:30:28] MrGlass, vegadark, and WallIdl [515/2527] have team battled mordac, aismallard, and jose [769/2701] and lost! 7 days, 00:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 05:11:29] jose [67/375] has come upon tccki [328/483] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:53 is added to jose's clock.
[12/21/20 14:24:36] jose reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jose's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/20 20:10:23] jose [240/377] has come upon Zaratustra [345/1145] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:13 is added to jose's clock.
[12/22/20 05:49:14] jose [258/377] has come upon sheu [160/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:41 is removed from jose's clock.
[12/23/20 02:52:30] jose found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:44 towards level 48.
[12/23/20 13:15:07] jose [255/377] has challenged sunri5e [1092/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to jose's clock.
[12/24/20 02:47:11] jose [141/377] has come upon Eldoreth [445/1453] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:16:43 is added to jose's clock.
[12/24/20 11:21:39] jose was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:28 from level 49.
[12/26/20 01:11:48] jose [230/377] has challenged Ttech [1611/2062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:39 is added to jose's clock.
[12/26/20 04:38:28] jose [100/377] has come upon SlowRiot [122/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:23:18 is added to jose's clock.
[12/28/20 02:56:05] jose bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:31 towards level 49.
[12/29/20 08:28:08] Vic, jose, and Sharky4 [1195/2500] have team battled Chuck, Bahhumbug, and blizgerg [2636/2887] and lost! 1 day, 19:28:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/20 18:46:43] jose [255/377] has come upon djm [648/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:33:59 is added to jose's clock.
[12/31/20 01:14:20] buzzz [462/618] has challenged jose [144/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from buzzz's clock.
[12/31/20 14:55:38] jose found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:51 towards level 49.
[01/01/21 09:42:53] jose [174/377] has come upon suterismus [1386/1613] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:10:29 is added to jose's clock.
[01/02/21 00:56:54] jose [280/377] has come upon Heisenberg [245/798] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:47:28 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/02/21 00:56:54] jose has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:21:22 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/02/21 20:02:35] Ignotum [170/384] has challenged jose [165/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from Ignotum's clock.
[01/04/21 00:16:26] jose, AncalagonThBlack, and sjums_the_great [1156/2349] have team battled tccki, Ignotum, and SlowRiot [138/1740] and won! 0 days, 21:46:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 01:01:49] jose [211/377] has challenged PiotrekD [163/1030] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:28 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/05/21 03:57:34] sheu, sunri5e, soltys, and jose have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/21 17:10:10] jose had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:53 towards level 49.
[01/05/21 19:56:48] jose, Beefcan, and Khorne [268/1904] have team battled Heisenberg, yano, and RedW [564/2502] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/21 08:14:37] jose [23/394] has challenged jnerulax [316/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to jose's clock.
[01/06/21 08:14:46] zankore [25/1039] has challenged jose [235/394] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:21:06 is added to zankore's clock.
[01/06/21 23:18:21] Lemelisk [1107/1325] has challenged jose [340/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:10:29 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[01/09/21 21:25:40] MetaNova, pfoley, and feek [1469/2678] have team battled jose, i3d, and h00k [17/1866] and won! 3 days, 05:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 23:10:46] waifu, Tor, and JensRex [1174/3579] have team battled max, vegadark, and jose [1525/1891] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/21 04:19:57] Andries, CornFly, and Pontuzz [137/2803] have team battled bobvador, jose, and waifu [111/2218] and won! 0 days, 07:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 09:45:43] jose [26/394] has come upon SSLbits [297/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:19:15 is added to jose's clock.
[01/10/21 12:15:27] jose [314/394] has come upon AbacusAvenger [721/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:45:39 is added to jose's clock.
[01/11/21 21:57:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jose 2 days, 08:01:25 toward level 50.
[01/12/21 09:48:52] jose [52/394] has challenged Ttech [1030/2062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:02:15 is added to jose's clock.
[01/12/21 20:51:35] jose [110/394] has challenged Clearcasting [55/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:06 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/12/21 22:34:45] jose [129/394] has come upon acolarh [299/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:52:03 is added to jose's clock.
[01/13/21 01:02:51] jose [142/394] has come upon djm [681/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:30 is added to jose's clock.
[01/13/21 01:19:40] soltys [340/964] has come upon jose [58/394] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:20:32 is removed from soltys's clock.