Player Info

User: kork
Class: Mushroom cloud laying MF
Admin?: No
Level: 94
Next level: 30 days, 05:19:27
Status: Offline
Host: kork!~kork@static.43.197.76.144.clients.your-server.de
Account Created: Sat Jan 17 14:22:59 2009
Last login: Wed Sep 18 05:49:36 2019
Total time idled: 3388 days, 00:20:23
Current position: [461,31]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 28
boots: 28
charm: 26
gloves: 36
helm: 25
leggings: 22
ring: 19
shield: 46
tunic: 28
weapon: 49

sum: 307

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 14 days, 00:00:20
mesg: 55 days, 21:04:44
nick: 10 days, 01:17:43
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 4533 days, 02:57:49
quit: 1096 days, 16:33:10

total: 5716 days, 17:53:46

Character Modifiers

[01/17/09 12:45:34] kork [2/3] has challenged Pixielo [282/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to kork's clock.
[01/17/09 13:54:46] kork [19/27] has challenged sysdef [492/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to kork's clock.
[01/18/09 04:32:04] kork [53/90] has challenged praetorian [789/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to kork's clock.
[01/18/09 05:36:45] kork [12/94] has challenged cef [36/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to kork's clock.
[01/18/09 13:37:53] kork [86/130] has challenged infe [55/561] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/19/09 05:56:39] kork [95/165] has challenged felipe [316/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to kork's clock.
[01/19/09 14:33:08] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:54 from level 25.
[01/19/09 15:02:19] betterworld, DrDick, and illuminata [1310/1927] have team battled cake, kork, and vigilante [382/1306] and won! 0 days, 06:31:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/09 17:35:03] kork [111/165] has challenged Duph [123/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to kork's clock.
[01/20/09 00:52:24] kork [127/214] has challenged fuckyeah [602/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to kork's clock.
[01/20/09 04:26:51] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:48 from level 27.
[01/20/09 09:48:16] kork [7/250] has challenged cef [276/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to kork's clock.
[01/20/09 18:42:19] bisankari, praetorian, and kork [1307/1522] have team battled Duph, fuckyeah, and Zylche [45/1903] and won! 0 days, 00:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/09 19:50:22] kork [136/289] has challenged sid77 [122/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/21/09 01:07:06] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:02 towards level 29.
[01/21/09 01:41:22] geekboi, kork, and Zergus [217/1884] have team battled VxD, noflash, and Cenhinen [1940/2631] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/09 05:09:19] kork [143/289] has challenged barbarian [257/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/09 18:23:13] kork [227/289] has challenged ToYKillAS [341/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/09 22:22:25] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:41 towards level 31.
[01/22/09 05:24:18] fuckyeah, barbarian, and bushAndHisPony [179/1722] have team battled Carlos, kork, and Turf [133/1895] and won! 0 days, 11:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/09 09:40:27] kork [34/307] has challenged Cenhinen [905/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to kork's clock.
[01/22/09 10:06:45] damyan [375/924] has challenged kork [181/307] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:45:19 is removed from damyan's clock.
[01/22/09 23:59:50] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:15 towards level 32.
[01/23/09 03:42:42] kork [46/313] has challenged Bartho [599/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to kork's clock.
[01/23/09 14:56:52] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:24 towards level 33.
[01/23/09 21:08:28] kork [245/313] has come upon noflash [405/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:23 is added to kork's clock.
[01/23/09 21:09:52] illuminata [355/356] has challenged kork [200/313] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:16:40 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[01/24/09 00:09:17] kork [210/334] has challenged Babar [77/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/24/09 00:20:27] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:55 from level 34.
[01/24/09 11:11:14] keeper_c [764/783] has challenged kork [282/367] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:29:12 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[01/24/09 19:12:00] Carlos [20/712] has challenged kork [354/367] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:58:19 is added to Carlos's clock.
[01/24/09 19:17:30] felipe and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/09 21:30:53] kork [17/369] has challenged DrDick [151/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to kork's clock.
[01/25/09 06:10:16] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:29 towards level 35.
[01/26/09 00:39:48] kork [145/369] has challenged illuminata [187/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to kork's clock.
[01/26/09 10:15:36] kloeri [693/732] has challenged kork [177/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:59 is removed from kloeri's clock.
[01/27/09 23:26:59] stimplizius [163/281] has challenged kork [236/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to stimplizius's clock.
[01/28/09 00:06:46] kork [113/375] has challenged Plasmastar [160/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to kork's clock.
[01/28/09 11:38:45] illuminata [199/356] has challenged kork [103/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:53:12 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[01/28/09 16:43:31] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:08 towards level 37.
[01/29/09 11:20:42] kork [151/383] has challenged jer [271/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to kork's clock.
[01/29/09 20:41:57] Ol'M00sato [261/720] has challenged kork [140/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:46 is removed from Ol'M00sato's clock.
[01/31/09 07:49:39] kork [198/383] has challenged _||||_ [571/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to kork's clock.
[01/31/09 11:19:55] Favorite [29/83] has challenged kork [194/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Favorite's clock.
[01/31/09 13:05:12] loltroll stole kork's level 23 set of leggings while they were sleeping! loltroll leaves his old level 18 set of leggings behind, which kork then takes.
[01/31/09 13:46:40] zorglub [699/810] has challenged kork [371/378] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:32:27 is removed from zorglub's clock.
[01/31/09 20:47:19] morgamic [783/813] has challenged kork [160/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:46 is removed from morgamic's clock.
[02/01/09 03:13:42] avukado [115/307] has challenged kork [326/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to avukado's clock.
[02/01/09 07:00:54] kork [293/378] has come upon lipek [193/945] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/02/09 02:06:29] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:42 towards level 39.
[02/02/09 05:50:52] zorglub [77/810] has challenged kork [201/378] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:48:29 is added to zorglub's clock.
[02/02/09 05:56:05] kork [63/378] has challenged lipek [695/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to kork's clock.
[02/03/09 02:19:25] Ol'M00sato, morgamic, and Thargor [489/1929] have team battled red_ag, idler, and kork [1516/1808] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/09 03:02:25] kork [359/378] has come upon damyan [277/924] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/03/09 19:29:42] Zergus [335/650] has come upon kork [241/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:11:17 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[02/04/09 11:35:25] kork [346/488] has challenged stimplizius [403/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to kork's clock.
[02/04/09 23:20:59] hawk [567/677] has challenged kork [110/488] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:14:12 is removed from hawk's clock.
[02/06/09 00:47:35] Ol'M00sato [458/728] has come upon kork [95/488] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:43:05 is removed from Ol'M00sato's clock.
[02/06/09 08:15:47] VxD [762/963] has come upon kork [480/488] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:14:46 is removed from VxD's clock.
[02/07/09 03:36:46] red_ag, Zylche, and idler [1626/2158] have team battled kork, avukado, and Pixielo [165/1160] and won! 1 day, 18:22:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/09 05:39:37] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/09 06:58:03] kork [11/488] has challenged felipe [62/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to kork's clock.
[02/08/09 01:19:40] _||||_, hawk, and avukado [1343/1796] have team battled keeper_c, kork, and Infinoid [363/2206] and won! 0 days, 04:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/09 18:08:14] Sineo4ko [234/363] has challenged kork [8/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Sineo4ko's clock.
[02/09/09 20:13:24] barbarian [40/485] has challenged kork [217/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:11 is added to barbarian's clock.
[02/10/09 16:24:21] kork [465/488] has challenged Dave2 [152/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/10/09 19:33:17] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:33 towards level 43.
[02/11/09 18:18:57] illuminata [134/378] has challenged kork [392/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:49 is added to illuminata's clock.
[02/11/09 22:22:03] infe and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/09 14:49:11] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:06 towards level 43.
[02/13/09 08:26:00] kork [386/488] has challenged illuminata [374/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/13/09 08:26:00] kork has dealt illuminata a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:49:46 is added to illuminata's clock.
[02/14/09 08:07:38] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:55 towards level 44.
[02/15/09 10:29:59] kork, Turf, and illuminata [33/1786] have team battled Zergus, lipek, and hawk [1529/2276] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/09 12:26:44] kork [99/485] has come upon Sineo4ko [253/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:57 is added to kork's clock.
[02/15/09 18:21:40] Alfie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/09 04:34:53] Zergus, Infinoid, geekboi, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/09 14:39:29] kork [524/545] has challenged cake [254/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/17/09 06:30:15] kork [296/545] has come upon loltroll [286/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/17/09 08:42:40] disc [101/255] has challenged kork [41/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from disc's clock.
[02/17/09 10:34:07] Pixielo [225/365] has challenged kork [63/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:49 is removed from Pixielo's clock.
[02/19/09 04:45:39] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:39 towards level 45.
[02/20/09 03:21:46] miraage, kork, and suterismus [1396/2063] have team battled sysdef, kloeri, and cake [1540/1781] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/09 07:45:06] prognosys [58/250] has challenged kork [259/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to prognosys's clock.
[02/20/09 13:35:38] kork [438/574] has challenged Duph [393/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/20/09 15:10:23] Ttech, kork, and Gohan [1144/1179] have team battled Zergus, morgamic, and Alfie [1491/2188] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/09 22:43:56] kork [367/574] has challenged OldleBot [1014/1234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:51:53 is added to kork's clock.
[02/22/09 07:47:43] Pixielo [405/466] has challenged kork [438/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:28 is added to Pixielo's clock.
[02/23/09 05:42:39] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/09 14:53:29] kork [360/574] has challenged felipe [326/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:24:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/23/09 21:18:55] wow, Alfie, and Duph [222/1289] have team battled Jinxie, Ttech, and kork [895/1341] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/09 01:24:58] kork [525/574] has come upon illuminata [292/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:49:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/24/09 04:28:15] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:28 towards level 46.
[02/24/09 12:47:09] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:56 from level 46.
[02/24/09 19:51:13] barbarian, sysdef, pillbox, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/09 01:40:54] kork [448/574] has challenged Cenhinen [126/946] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/25/09 02:15:40] kork [439/574] has come upon Dave2 [546/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:17:17 is added to kork's clock.
[02/25/09 22:07:28] kloeri and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/09 23:46:54] wow [173/217] has challenged kork [90/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from wow's clock.
[02/27/09 07:35:18] Infinoid, FakeAngel, and Turf [1896/2229] have team battled betterworld, vigilante, and kork [1155/2173] and won! 0 days, 03:33:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/09 10:22:14] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:43 towards level 47.
[02/27/09 17:06:22] kork [289/574] has challenged FakeAngel [353/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:31 is added to kork's clock.
[02/27/09 17:41:42] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:51 from level 47.
[03/01/09 07:41:23] loltroll [374/377] has challenged kork [559/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to loltroll's clock.
[03/01/09 15:21:27] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:30 from level 47.
[03/01/09 16:14:46] Duph [366/431] has challenged kork [377/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:48 is added to Duph's clock.
[03/01/09 19:15:04] noflash [49/650] has challenged kork [398/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:18 is added to noflash's clock.
[03/02/09 21:51:08] kork [555/574] has challenged Alfie [107/712] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/09 22:24:49] kork [522/574] has come upon barbarian [403/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:24:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/09 22:37:11] kork, infe, and sysdef [358/1839] have team battled sid77, jer, and barbarian [515/1942] and lost! 0 days, 21:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/09 04:48:20] MegaBunny, cake, and zorglub [814/1709] have team battled greycat, kork, and Shuriq [972/1855] and lost! 0 days, 07:22:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/09 06:05:59] aids [197/403] has challenged kork [419/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to aids's clock.
[03/05/09 16:58:39] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:00 towards level 48.
[03/05/09 23:25:09] kork [140/574] has come upon dindinx [670/1000] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:22 is added to kork's clock.
[03/06/09 02:46:56] kork, TauPan, and barbarian [1850/1865] have team battled sysdef, Plasmastar, and Thargor [1674/1856] and won! 0 days, 14:30:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/09 15:27:54] Zylche [267/728] has challenged kork [155/574] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:05:11 is removed from Zylche's clock.
[03/06/09 23:28:42] Zylche [144/728] has challenged kork [200/574] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:58 is added to Zylche's clock.
[03/08/09 00:11:50] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:59 from level 48.
[03/08/09 13:02:05] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:36 from level 48.
[03/08/09 21:42:52] kork [539/594] has challenged DrDick [580/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to kork's clock.
[03/09/09 02:19:27] Babar, geekboi, kork, and Cenhinen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/09 02:34:24] sid77 [425/630] has challenged kork [412/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:37:43 is removed from sid77's clock.
[03/09/09 04:34:38] kork [234/594] has challenged koszik [149/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:18:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/09/09 14:36:43] koszik [178/322] has challenged kork [370/594] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:36:19 is added to koszik's clock.
[03/09/09 22:37:55] Manos [517/977] has challenged kork [450/594] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:48:23 is removed from Manos's clock.
[03/10/09 01:59:29] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:56 towards level 49.
[03/10/09 02:38:23] kork [272/594] has challenged ccfreak2k [615/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:14 is added to kork's clock.
[03/10/09 03:30:50] greycat, Ol'M00sato, and DrDick [1538/2478] have team battled TauPan, pillbox, and kork [218/2003] and won! 1 day, 04:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/09 07:26:38] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:54 towards level 49.
[03/10/09 08:57:34] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:39 towards level 49.
[03/10/09 10:34:39] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/09 02:27:55] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/09 02:41:23] morgamic, Plasmastar, and Pinky [611/1706] have team battled Dave2, Cenhinen, and kork [270/2203] and won! 0 days, 05:30:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/09 16:43:56] Ol'M00sato [575/754] has challenged kork [378/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:50:30 is removed from Ol'M00sato's clock.
[03/12/09 16:47:37] kork [28/606] has challenged ToYKillAS [521/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:27 is added to kork's clock.
[03/12/09 21:48:25] kork [310/606] has challenged Turf [288/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:55:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/13/09 00:01:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 07:13:26 toward level 49.
[03/13/09 03:54:41] kork [281/619] has challenged allo [687/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to kork's clock.
[03/14/09 00:26:03] Bartho [192/927] has challenged kork [62/619] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:02:38 is removed from Bartho's clock.
[03/14/09 14:53:54] dindinx [825/1000] has challenged kork [61/619] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:26:40 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/14/09 20:39:48] kork [179/619] has come upon ccfreak2k [701/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:32 is added to kork's clock.
[03/15/09 10:56:58] Turf [252/925] has challenged kork [399/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:10 is added to Turf's clock.
[03/15/09 17:23:54] kork [273/619] has come upon mr0t [137/559] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:27:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/15/09 17:57:42] kork [153/619] has challenged Agony [398/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:50 is added to kork's clock.
[03/17/09 13:01:47] noflash, zorglub, betterworld, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/09 23:38:03] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/09 13:05:20] kork [44/608] has come upon keeper_c [727/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:10:47 is added to kork's clock.
[03/22/09 03:22:06] kork [565/608] has challenged jer [544/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:44:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/23/09 16:29:08] kork [459/608] has challenged VxD [134/963] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:48:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/23/09 20:59:30] simmy stole kork's level 129 amulet while they were sleeping! simmy leaves his old level 94 amulet behind, which kork then takes.
[03/24/09 19:33:39] suterismus [815/890] has challenged kork [391/569] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:58:07 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/25/09 04:34:48] r0b [391/476] has challenged kork [181/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:57 is removed from r0b's clock.
[03/25/09 07:36:30] kork [561/569] has challenged Babar [260/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/25/09 08:28:31] kork [291/586] has challenged geekboi [80/962] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/25/09 14:37:34] loltroll, Babar, and Zylche [307/1684] have team battled TauPan, Thargor, and kork [166/1815] and won! 1 day, 06:11:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/09 16:08:01] praetorian, geekboi, ccfreak2k, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/09 18:16:51] SirEel, aids, and Om [12/1305] have team battled Cenhinen, kork, and Ttech [974/2237] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/09 19:29:26] downstream [22/51] has challenged kork [110/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to downstream's clock.
[03/26/09 11:41:49] damyan [795/983] has challenged kork [366/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:11:19 is removed from damyan's clock.
[03/27/09 13:01:47] kork [585/586] has come upon praetorian [490/724] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:42:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/27/09 20:47:19] kork [242/586] has challenged kloeri [226/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/27/09 21:15:39] Baldwin, iViLe, and damyan [739/1786] have team battled avukado, Manos, and kork [533/1982] and won! 0 days, 01:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/09 01:44:24] cef and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/09 02:15:44] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:54 from level 51.
[03/28/09 18:49:57] kork [33/586] has challenged betterworld [449/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:55 is added to kork's clock.
[03/30/09 11:22:09] Cenhinen [392/1109] has come upon kork [116/586] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:43:13 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[03/30/09 15:57:10] kork [368/586] has challenged aids [281/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/30/09 19:27:56] kork [384/586] has come upon integral [62/552] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/31/09 09:10:32] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:03 from level 51.
[03/31/09 15:59:50] kork [419/586] has challenged Thargor [14/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/31/09 17:27:55] kork [494/595] has challenged Zergus [192/623] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/01/09 03:01:15] loltroll [172/380] has challenged kork [394/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:46 is added to loltroll's clock.
[04/01/09 07:03:36] Pixielo [372/584] has challenged kork [126/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:13 is removed from Pixielo's clock.
[04/01/09 13:55:45] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:44 towards level 52.
[04/02/09 18:37:10] barbarian, Agony, and kork [1293/2056] have team battled zorglub, ysabet, and keeper_c [1643/2698] and lost! 1 day, 19:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/09 22:11:35] DrDick [834/883] has come upon kork [181/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:20:04 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[04/03/09 23:13:41] kork [443/595] has challenged Om [181/677] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:37:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/04/09 01:13:57] Manos [550/977] has challenged kork [317/595] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:16:57 is removed from Manos's clock.
[04/04/09 05:14:39] keeper_c [440/803] has challenged kork [32/595] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:04:30 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[04/04/09 07:08:25] Om [658/677] has come upon kork [461/595] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:10:05 is removed from Om's clock.
[04/04/09 20:24:52] felipe [453/474] has come upon kork [535/595] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:06:26 is added to felipe's clock.
[04/06/09 17:04:49] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:08 towards level 52.
[04/07/09 03:49:11] illuminata [117/382] has challenged kork [152/595] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:19:21 is added to illuminata's clock.
[04/08/09 12:14:34] kork [380/595] has come upon TauPan [92/629] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:19:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/09/09 18:54:26] Turf, damyan, and greycat [803/2950] have team battled TauPan, kork, and sid77 [419/1766] and won! 0 days, 20:12:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/09 19:10:56] csc2ya [16/61] has challenged kork [192/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[04/10/09 11:31:59] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:48 towards level 52.
[04/10/09 12:22:32] kork [407/595] has come upon Babar [237/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/10/09 17:49:59] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:58 from level 52.
[04/11/09 01:12:54] kork [349/809] has challenged iViLe [450/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to kork's clock.
[04/11/09 02:05:38] kork [223/809] has challenged csc2ya [191/199] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:15:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/11/09 03:33:58] Zergus, barbarian, Bartho, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/09 07:41:48] zorglub, Grognak, and FreeBeak [1222/1745] have team battled kork, fuckyeah, and kloeri [1094/2219] and won! 0 days, 14:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/09 13:56:06] kloeri, Manos, and ToYKillAS [68/2119] have team battled kork, shadowrider, and Ttech [1006/1678] and lost! 3 days, 19:58:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/09 22:41:22] Alfie, kork, and Hermes [268/1861] have team battled felipe, Cenhinen, and kloeri [2135/2172] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/09 00:18:54] Charris [99/277] has challenged kork [500/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Charris's clock.
[04/17/09 02:34:32] Sineo4ko [389/399] has challenged kork [54/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:58:24 is removed from Sineo4ko's clock.
[04/17/09 13:35:34] meltemi [14/47] has challenged kork [77/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to meltemi's clock.
[04/17/09 13:36:58] Turf [378/940] has challenged kork [334/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:46 is removed from Turf's clock.
[04/17/09 15:37:26] kaMe [735/786] has challenged kork [140/809] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:49:48 is removed from kaMe's clock.
[04/17/09 20:38:21] kork [320/809] has challenged Alfie [227/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:24:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/17/09 21:55:41] kork [566/809] has come upon kloeri [220/585] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:16:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/18/09 01:09:07] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:39 towards level 53.
[04/18/09 12:40:30] kork [154/809] has challenged blueGremlin [132/167] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/18/09 22:51:06] dindinx, felipe, iViLe, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/09 07:42:51] kork [177/809] has challenged sq7obj [44/144] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/19/09 09:36:47] cybersystem, kork, and nohar [515/2809] have team battled Zuko, downstream, and salk [102/642] and won! 0 days, 09:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/09 13:46:52] kork [227/809] has come upon miraage [69/647] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:19:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/19/09 16:03:12] kloeri, DrDick, and kork [39/2274] have team battled Charris, avukado, and keeper_c [1048/1562] and lost! 0 days, 05:34:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/09 21:44:29] loltroll [183/446] has challenged kork [133/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:31 is removed from loltroll's clock.
[04/20/09 01:38:48] mr0t and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/09 06:40:08] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:59 from level 53.
[04/20/09 11:48:19] idler [87/812] has challenged kork [157/809] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:11:40 is added to idler's clock.
[04/20/09 22:27:44] kork broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:48 from level 53.
[04/21/09 00:45:38] kork [345/809] has challenged morgamic [835/849] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to kork's clock.
[04/21/09 07:52:10] kork [379/809] has challenged Carlos [702/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:01:36 is added to kork's clock.
[04/21/09 09:57:38] kork, vigilante, and Ol'M00sato [1461/2588] have team battled sid77, Alfie, and Thargor [1111/1886] and won! 4 days, 03:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/09 23:24:37] koszik, miraage, and downstream [607/1362] have team battled loltroll, kork, and nohar [1283/2489] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/09 01:08:02] mrben [165/256] has challenged kork [692/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to mrben's clock.
[04/23/09 01:13:51] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:21:53 from level 54.
[04/23/09 06:59:01] kork [359/809] has challenged csc2ya [198/298] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:46:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/23/09 10:59:29] kork [498/809] has challenged csc2ya [128/298] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:55:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/23/09 11:21:10] dindinx, lipek, Alfie, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/09 09:06:46] damyan [127/972] has challenged kork [238/809] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:07:08 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/25/09 12:07:05] iViLe [383/586] has challenged kork [230/809] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:42 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[04/26/09 12:11:24] kork [144/820] has challenged integral [262/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:39 is added to kork's clock.
[04/26/09 19:12:19] kork [17/820] has challenged OldleBot [368/1242] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:49:39 is added to kork's clock.
[04/27/09 00:46:56] Bartho, noflash, and undefined [1387/2173] have team battled ccfreak2k, kork, and Charris [22/1892] and won! 0 days, 01:51:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/09 12:30:13] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:37 from level 54.
[04/28/09 01:52:38] sq7obj [107/221] has challenged kork [356/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to sq7obj's clock.
[04/28/09 09:17:52] kork [154/820] has challenged idler [494/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:34 is added to kork's clock.
[04/28/09 11:47:41] Zuko [200/382] has challenged kork [38/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from Zuko's clock.
[04/28/09 22:19:55] kork [709/820] has challenged sid77 [551/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:36:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/30/09 03:22:27] Zylche, mrben, and cake [1325/1452] have team battled Om, felipe, and kork [545/1975] and won! 0 days, 01:16:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/09 03:59:36] kork [276/820] has come upon r0b [169/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:38:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/30/09 23:58:14] kork, koszik, and noflash [831/1857] have team battled loltroll, dindinx, and keeper_c [991/2318] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/09 00:28:08] kloeri [327/564] has challenged kork [681/820] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:53:08 is added to kloeri's clock.
[05/01/09 18:32:32] cake [166/431] has challenged kork [501/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:36 is added to cake's clock.
[05/02/09 01:58:06] kork [816/820] has come upon Bartho [855/918] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:05:20 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/09 16:45:41] kork [450/820] has come upon Baldwin [179/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/03/09 04:05:13] kork [332/820] has come upon Infinoid [711/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:01 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/09 09:38:25] kork [735/820] has challenged Bartho [802/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:27 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/09 11:38:42] popey [161/441] has challenged kork [81/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:35 is removed from popey's clock.
[05/03/09 12:05:20] kork [263/820] has come upon felipe [299/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:18:09 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/09 18:26:57] miraage [320/651] has come upon kork [484/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:17 is added to miraage's clock.
[05/04/09 16:52:39] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:03 towards level 54.
[05/04/09 19:45:08] kork [637/820] has challenged avukado [136/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/04/09 23:35:22] TauPan, Eraos, and salk [1264/1532] have team battled Zylche, kork, and allo [2342/2356] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/09 22:16:35] kork [586/845] has challenged mr0t [501/909] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/07/09 00:33:20] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:25 towards level 55.
[05/08/09 15:03:51] kork [725/845] has challenged simmy [329/739] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:18:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/09/09 05:06:00] kaMe [685/789] has challenged kork [16/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:07:48 is removed from kaMe's clock.
[05/09/09 15:05:44] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:16 towards level 55.
[05/09/09 22:30:11] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:09 towards level 55.
[05/10/09 00:25:06] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/09 04:24:16] integral and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/09 09:33:44] Grognak, greycat, and Agony [2154/2215] have team battled Zergus, avukado, and kork [1685/1980] and won! 0 days, 00:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/09 17:16:13] integral [457/530] has challenged kork [95/845] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:43:02 is removed from integral's clock.
[05/12/09 13:13:34] kork [129/845] has come upon Alfie [36/723] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:21:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/13/09 00:20:58] stimplizius [187/657] has challenged kork [45/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:11 is removed from stimplizius's clock.
[05/13/09 11:22:22] kork [330/845] has come upon integral [293/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:04:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/13/09 14:39:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 13:24:37 toward level 55.
[05/14/09 09:31:03] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:16 from level 55.
[05/14/09 10:29:22] kork [839/845] has challenged Zylche [413/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:00:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/14/09 18:52:53] Agony and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/09 23:57:19] kork [842/845] has come upon illuminata [45/382] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/15/09 03:32:23] allo [383/812] has challenged kork [90/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:08:54 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/15/09 07:37:57] kork [610/854] has challenged Sineo4ko [90/418] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/15/09 17:36:24] greycat [701/992] has challenged kork [592/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:48:36 is removed from greycat's clock.
[05/16/09 18:44:45] Eraos, red_ag, and stimplizius [1401/1838] have team battled kork, Sineo4ko, and Babar [305/1861] and won! 0 days, 03:44:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/09 00:10:07] mrben, Pixielo, and Duph [547/1432] have team battled kork, red_ag, and keeper_c [357/2303] and won! 0 days, 13:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/09 02:39:23] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/09 10:00:21] kork, Grognak, and csc2ya [381/1643] have team battled Cenhinen, cybersystem, and Zylche [682/2626] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/09 04:44:06] kork [74/854] has challenged OldleBot [433/1246] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:24:24 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/09 11:12:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 04:19:49 toward level 56.
[05/18/09 13:52:19] kork [411/854] has come upon iViLe [483/603] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:36:02 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/09 22:46:48] mr0t [284/909] has challenged kork [434/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:14:07 is added to mr0t's clock.
[05/20/09 05:51:45] kork [762/854] has challenged YDdraigGoch [41/52] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:33:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/20/09 15:38:57] kork [562/854] has come upon Duph [20/433] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:53:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/20/09 16:55:13] kork [316/854] has challenged Turf [198/972] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:25:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/24/09 14:34:57] kaMe, popey, and kork [2234/2496] have team battled cybersystem, TauPan, and iViLe [1954/1994] and won! 1 day, 04:07:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/09 10:45:41] mr0t, praetorian, and simcop2387 [224/1949] have team battled VxD, Eraos, and kork [2113/2395] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/09 23:31:43] kork [326/854] has come upon simcop2387 [192/314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/29/09 03:30:08] felipe stole kork's level 57 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! felipe leaves his old level 45 pair of gloves behind, which kork then takes.
[05/29/09 06:38:31] kork [387/841] has challenged integral [175/532] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:22:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/29/09 13:39:50] kork [391/841] has challenged noflash [13/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/29/09 16:14:31] kork [593/848] has challenged OldleBot [1169/1246] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to kork's clock.
[05/29/09 22:47:45] kork [128/848] has come upon betterworld [415/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:34:24 is added to kork's clock.
[05/30/09 05:50:01] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/09 15:44:22] kork [131/848] has challenged aids [605/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:46:39 is added to kork's clock.
[05/30/09 22:10:04] kork [109/848] has come upon TauPan [351/606] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:40:18 is added to kork's clock.
[05/31/09 10:47:07] Alfie, greycat, and csc2ya [490/1979] have team battled kork, damyan, and masklin [1068/2203] and lost! 0 days, 07:14:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/09 15:49:35] Dave2 [85/638] has challenged kork [34/848] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:13:30 is removed from Dave2's clock.
[06/01/09 15:53:20] meltemi [349/526] has challenged kork [843/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:13:29 is added to meltemi's clock.
[06/02/09 18:30:32] kork [438/848] has come upon cef [261/633] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:21:21 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/03/09 03:46:17] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:28:19 from level 57.
[06/04/09 09:20:56] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/09 19:03:27] MegaBunny and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/09 19:28:39] kork, Eraos, and Charris [693/1857] have team battled mrben, salk, and red_ag [316/1582] and won! 0 days, 09:29:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/09 19:29:54] ToYKillAS, jer, and barbarian [787/1764] have team battled iViLe, idler, and kork [668/2268] and won! 5 days, 21:39:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/09 00:02:43] betterworld, Infinoid, and kork [2125/2381] have team battled sentabi, sal, and simcop2387 [1011/1292] and won! 1 day, 13:08:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/09 14:47:45] mr0t and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/09 23:58:53] vigilante, cef, and miraage [325/2176] have team battled MegaBunny, kork, and Charris [1116/1926] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/09 06:18:36] Zergus [353/633] has challenged kork [610/848] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:00:49 is added to Zergus's clock.
[06/08/09 13:20:30] red_ag [343/654] has challenged kork [281/848] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:27:17 is removed from red_ag's clock.
[06/08/09 23:21:55] zorglub [602/946] has challenged kork [41/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:45:59 is removed from zorglub's clock.
[06/09/09 12:25:43] kork [591/848] has come upon sid77 [75/528] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:51:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/09/09 21:25:47] csc2ya [149/442] has challenged kork [663/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:44:37 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[06/10/09 10:52:03] kaMe, csc2ya, and salk [165/1696] have team battled miraage, Baldwin, and kork [355/1892] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/09 19:53:27] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:57:33 from level 57.
[06/12/09 05:07:29] kork [689/848] has come upon allo [605/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/12/09 07:38:31] blueGremlin [315/468] has challenged kork [151/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:59 is removed from blueGremlin's clock.
[06/12/09 20:05:01] skinp [240/524] has challenged kork [385/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to skinp's clock.
[06/12/09 21:02:57] Charris, aids, and kork [2016/2091] have team battled MegaBunny, _||||_, and damyan [31/2121] and won! 0 days, 21:10:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/09 23:44:11] masklin, stimplizius, betterworld, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/09 00:08:19] sal, salk, and suterismus [805/2086] have team battled kork, cef, and keeper_c [2080/2302] and lost! 0 days, 20:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/09 02:45:18] kork [506/848] has challenged cybersystem [553/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:21 is added to kork's clock.
[06/15/09 17:51:59] Dave2 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/09 20:53:28] pravus [471/847] has challenged kork [392/848] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:28:45 is removed from pravus's clock.
[06/17/09 04:00:55] iViLe [20/608] has challenged kork [187/848] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:29:16 is added to iViLe's clock.
[06/17/09 22:05:56] infe [20/694] has challenged kork [783/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:30:20 is added to infe's clock.
[06/18/09 11:04:29] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:03 towards level 57.
[06/18/09 13:34:38] kork [674/848] has come upon avukado [423/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/18/09 22:12:00] kork [365/985] has challenged salk [94/464] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/09 11:13:46] kork [980/985] has challenged lewellyn [106/561] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:44:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/09 12:09:23] mr0t, red_ag, betterworld, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/09 10:18:45] Daniel [302/309] has challenged kork [70/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from Daniel's clock.
[06/20/09 12:18:30] idler [441/781] has challenged kork [272/985] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:36:50 is removed from idler's clock.
[06/22/09 12:12:18] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/09 09:46:46] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:24 towards level 58.
[06/23/09 11:31:37] kork [54/985] has challenged Eraos [272/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:57:49 is added to kork's clock.
[06/24/09 04:14:29] Sineo4ko [442/462] has come upon kork [501/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:30 is added to Sineo4ko's clock.
[06/25/09 19:44:16] KyleL [111/119] has challenged kork [852/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to KyleL's clock.
[06/26/09 09:46:30] damyan, Infinoid, keeper_c, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/09 09:48:55] illuminata, miraage, and shadowrider [501/1368] have team battled popey, kork, and geekboi [1209/2843] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/09 05:23:35] idler, felipe, zorglub, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/09 08:20:23] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:06 towards level 58.
[06/27/09 22:18:57] felipe, kork, and aids [1315/2174] have team battled red_ag, koszik, and Zergus [402/1483] and won! 0 days, 23:25:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/09 03:20:47] kork [824/985] has come upon Thargor [410/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:38:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/28/09 10:40:58] seyfarth, kork, and felipe [419/1807] have team battled Hydrogenum, Alfie, and vigilante [1953/1958] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/09 15:36:27] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:32 towards level 58.
[06/29/09 01:15:01] damyan, zorglub, sid77, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/09 04:30:27] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:39 towards level 58.
[06/30/09 15:15:21] kork [911/985] has challenged mr0t [821/852] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:11:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/09 01:42:07] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:45 towards level 59.
[07/01/09 09:09:32] kork, Daniel, and KyleL [1043/1674] have team battled Hydrogenum, barbarian, and betterworld [583/2002] and won! 0 days, 01:20:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/09 10:20:23] _||||_, salk, and blueGremlin [1063/1795] have team battled mr0t, Infinoid, and kork [2517/2670] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/09 18:24:29] kork [331/985] has come upon simcop2387 [316/382] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:54:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/02/09 19:20:02] noflash [139/657] has challenged kork [216/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:39:30 is added to noflash's clock.
[07/02/09 22:37:49] kork, dindinx, and _||||_ [2629/2638] have team battled Dave2, masklin, and Shani [1128/1217] and won! 0 days, 16:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/09 08:16:39] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:46:37 from level 59.
[07/04/09 23:29:06] kork [415/985] has challenged OldleBot [844/1266] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:21:59 is added to kork's clock.
[07/06/09 00:49:23] sniegol stole kork's level 183 weapon while they were sleeping! sniegol leaves his old level 16 weapon behind, which kork then takes.
[07/06/09 03:34:39] kork [627/801] has challenged pravus [781/847] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:18:46 is added to kork's clock.
[07/06/09 13:57:02] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:01 towards level 59.
[07/10/09 18:22:55] downstream [258/450] has challenged kork [425/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to downstream's clock.
[07/10/09 19:52:44] TheShow [514/819] has challenged kork [5/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:21:05 is removed from TheShow's clock.
[07/11/09 12:03:42] Agony and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/09 17:57:16] kork [97/801] has challenged infe [64/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:07:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/11/09 20:47:49] damyan, fuckyeah, and illuminata [424/2153] have team battled miraage, kork, and jer [1787/2155] and lost! 1 day, 11:35:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/09 21:20:48] simcop2387, kork, and cef [1113/1850] have team battled cybersystem, sid77, and red_ag [1223/2006] and lost! 1 day, 20:48:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/09 11:00:59] kork [712/801] has challenged TheShow [643/819] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:19:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/13/09 02:03:09] kork [104/801] has challenged Turf [679/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:02:26 is added to kork's clock.
[07/14/09 09:16:10] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:58 towards level 59.
[07/15/09 06:14:53] keeper_c [381/810] has challenged kork [382/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:44:32 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[07/15/09 09:07:36] kork [181/801] has come upon Om [419/689] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:15:18 is added to kork's clock.
[07/15/09 20:18:31] kork [694/801] has challenged _||||_ [402/634] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:49:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/17/09 08:59:05] the-wes, Babar, and Cenhinen [951/2073] have team battled aids, simmy, and kork [1518/2355] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/09 19:56:02] kork [213/801] has come upon simmy [499/743] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:19:00 is added to kork's clock.
[07/17/09 21:48:42] pravus, nohar, and popey [1735/2967] have team battled keri, kork, and Duph [1062/1654] and won! 5 days, 05:52:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/09 21:48:45] betterworld and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/09 21:56:45] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:07 towards level 59.
[07/19/09 06:35:12] kork [150/801] has challenged simmy [123/743] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:41:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/20/09 02:57:24] KyleL, Carlos, and blueGremlin [368/1880] have team battled Charris, kork, and Cenhinen [1915/2400] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/09 20:40:26] infe and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/09 13:44:58] Thargor [219/679] has challenged kork [59/801] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:24:18 is removed from Thargor's clock.
[07/21/09 18:46:01] mr0t [104/856] has challenged kork [414/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:42:38 is added to mr0t's clock.
[07/22/09 06:54:17] kork, infe, and popey [1668/2371] have team battled keri, Hydrogenum, and misc-- [513/1351] and won! 0 days, 16:26:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/09 19:50:13] Zergus [158/473] has challenged kork [378/801] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:34:44 is added to Zergus's clock.
[07/23/09 00:08:58] kork slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/09 04:56:12] kork [641/796] has challenged qt-lib [285/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/09 05:36:18] kork [721/796] has challenged Charris [313/494] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/26/09 03:03:43] kork [605/796] has challenged kloeri [499/564] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:57:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/27/09 10:50:29] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:55:36 from level 60.
[07/27/09 17:01:10] Wraith [118/210] has challenged kork [83/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Wraith's clock.
[07/28/09 02:12:58] kork [6/796] has challenged illuminata [109/382] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:27:46 is added to kork's clock.
[07/28/09 17:26:41] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:38:35 from level 60.
[07/30/09 03:11:26] kork [719/796] has come upon Wraith [226/230] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:14:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/30/09 04:46:56] ccfreak2k, popey, and TauPan [13/2249] have team battled kork, misc--, and Baldwin [1537/1582] and lost! 0 days, 19:24:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/09 05:00:39] kork [402/796] has come upon csc2ya [364/461] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:02:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/30/09 13:37:02] Esvandiary [20/40] has challenged kork [427/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Esvandiary's clock.
[07/30/09 14:40:51] kork [241/796] has come upon ToYKillAS [331/446] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:56:42 is added to kork's clock.
[07/31/09 02:29:48] kork [178/796] has challenged qt-lib [41/512] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:20:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/31/09 04:30:13] kork [324/796] has challenged DrDick [491/591] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:50:30 is added to kork's clock.
[07/31/09 14:53:24] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:44:50 towards level 60.
[08/01/09 02:56:35] keeper_c, mr0t, and popey [2054/2453] have team battled sal, csc2ya, and kork [1718/1996] and won! 0 days, 19:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/09 16:16:52] cef, kork, and integral [1751/1988] have team battled zorglub, misc--, and Bartho [185/2268] and won! 1 day, 10:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/09 17:36:56] simcop2387 [35/396] has challenged kork [600/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:19 is added to simcop2387's clock.
[08/01/09 22:59:27] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:24:47 from level 60.
[08/02/09 11:40:09] kork [444/796] has challenged fuckyeah [730/835] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:19:15 is added to kork's clock.
[08/06/09 03:06:47] masklin [241/540] has challenged kork [516/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to masklin's clock.
[08/06/09 15:02:20] kork, skinp, and betterworld [2038/2058] have team battled Agony, cmacis, and cef [1579/1738] and won! 1 day, 23:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/09 02:01:45] kork [676/796] has challenged popey [147/794] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:21:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/07/09 15:03:54] pravus [266/1062] has challenged kork [516/796] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:14:23 is added to pravus's clock.
[08/07/09 18:50:08] kork [305/796] has come upon popey [251/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:27:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/08/09 01:35:54] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/09 12:35:55] cef and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/09 20:35:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 5 days, 22:28:06 toward level 60.
[08/12/09 00:16:13] avukado [332/1006] has challenged kork [275/811] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from avukado's clock.
[08/12/09 03:24:04] fuckyeah [280/979] has challenged kork [781/811] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:53:51 is added to fuckyeah's clock.
[08/12/09 19:11:54] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:42:44 from level 60.
[08/12/09 22:54:01] kork [450/811] has come upon Charris [248/494] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/13/09 18:20:28] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:15 from level 60.
[08/14/09 02:23:41] kork [283/811] has come upon integral [242/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:36:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/14/09 16:38:17] kork [337/811] has come upon suterismus [369/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:27 is added to kork's clock.
[08/15/09 18:52:12] Turf [740/991] has challenged kork [275/811] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:34:54 is removed from Turf's clock.
[08/16/09 07:53:56] kork [608/811] has challenged misc-- [383/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:21:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/09 18:59:13] popey, pravus, kork, and Manos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/09 02:33:56] kork [518/815] has challenged Bojangles [53/621] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/17/09 15:05:01] sniegol and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/09 18:58:46] kork [768/815] has challenged VxD [712/979] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:33:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/17/09 19:58:54] kork [6/815] has challenged nohar [912/1218] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:03:13 is added to kork's clock.
[08/18/09 04:35:11] fuckyeah, Zergus, and idler [1072/2229] have team battled Zylche, kork, and jer [63/2275] and won! 0 days, 11:51:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/09 08:28:12] kork [786/815] has come upon Babar [382/583] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:52:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/18/09 20:19:49] Templar_Xion [97/409] has challenged kork [616/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Templar_Xion's clock.
[08/19/09 05:03:24] iViLe [556/679] has challenged kork [716/815] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:49:33 is added to iViLe's clock.
[08/19/09 17:16:27] MegaBunny, Erik, allo, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/09 19:58:24] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:35:39 from level 61.
[08/20/09 01:41:46] Hydrogenum, sniegol, and DrDick [715/1912] have team battled kork, Zylche, and koszik [1469/1954] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/09 05:07:05] kork [161/815] has challenged Turf [134/991] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:22:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/20/09 06:07:18] kork [161/815] has challenged noflash [221/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:25:36 is added to kork's clock.
[08/21/09 15:11:52] kork [28/815] has challenged greycat [249/1008] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:59:39 is added to kork's clock.
[08/21/09 17:12:10] kork [591/815] has challenged keeper_c [293/824] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:33:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/22/09 11:14:36] kork [634/815] has challenged cake [464/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:30:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/22/09 13:14:52] felipe [138/543] has challenged kork [419/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:41:38 is added to felipe's clock.
[08/23/09 05:13:56] simcop2387, Pixielo, allo, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/09 20:19:21] Pixielo [47/612] has challenged kork [124/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:22:34 is added to Pixielo's clock.
[08/24/09 15:01:11] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:38 towards level 61.
[08/25/09 02:46:25] kork [566/815] has come upon Plasmastar [375/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:09:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/25/09 07:42:09] kork, Om, and Grognak [643/2116] have team battled lipek, felipe, and zorglub [1079/2418] and lost! 1 day, 07:38:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/09 13:50:15] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:07 towards level 61.
[08/26/09 11:09:34] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:41 towards level 61.
[08/26/09 19:29:05] kork [527/815] has challenged mr0t [367/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:57:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/26/09 20:01:38] kork [469/815] has come upon kloeri [494/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:48:26 is added to kork's clock.
[08/27/09 00:29:45] idler [71/777] has challenged kork [93/815] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:38:27 is added to idler's clock.
[08/27/09 09:48:55] Alfie, kork, and suterismus [1331/2163] have team battled Zylche, masklin, and cybersystem [215/2317] and won! 0 days, 23:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/09 16:18:43] kork [257/815] has come upon allo [381/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:44:03 is added to kork's clock.
[08/28/09 05:46:40] jer [27/688] has come upon kork [105/815] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:00:08 is added to jer's clock.
[08/28/09 06:33:59] allo [444/812] has challenged kork [437/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:17 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/28/09 08:13:05] kork [691/815] has come upon sid77 [52/532] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:53:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/29/09 17:38:40] kork [489/815] has challenged Baldwin [128/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/30/09 14:47:48] kork [700/815] has come upon qt-lib [86/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/31/09 02:43:13] kork [598/815] has challenged Infinoid [136/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:18:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/31/09 07:40:09] mnetizen [249/256] has challenged kork [257/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to mnetizen's clock.
[08/31/09 08:01:51] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:33 towards level 61.
[08/31/09 20:07:29] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:54 towards level 61.
[08/31/09 20:45:59] kork [235/815] has challenged Om [36/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/31/09 22:34:33] kork [64/845] has challenged sal [356/732] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/09 00:40:07] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:33:51 from level 62.
[09/01/09 04:47:09] kork [275/845] has challenged integral [458/489] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:54:33 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/09 10:36:54] kork [624/845] has come upon lipek [260/948] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:29:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/01/09 16:48:57] cake [266/479] has challenged kork [508/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:20 is added to cake's clock.
[09/02/09 11:51:39] kork [368/845] has challenged keeper_c [754/832] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:16:02 is added to kork's clock.
[09/02/09 15:52:12] kork [556/845] has challenged Thargor [7/664] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:54:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/03/09 18:05:19] fuckyeah stole kork's level 254 pair of boots while they were sleeping! fuckyeah leaves his old level 253 pair of boots behind, which kork then takes.
[09/04/09 13:59:01] Babar [409/583] has challenged kork [332/844] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:59:01 is removed from Babar's clock.
[09/04/09 19:57:13] kork, Eraos, and Duph [893/2089] have team battled ccfreak2k, Gohan, and DharNeth [242/1676] and won! 3 days, 11:57:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/09 08:37:06] jer, ccfreak2k, and Merkel [550/2264] have team battled acydlord, kork, and Woo [1817/2396] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/09 18:35:15] kork [167/844] has come upon csc2ya [4/345] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:39:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/08/09 08:10:34] dindinx, kork, and Duph [1565/2341] have team battled datman, integral, and mnetizen [1107/1196] and won! 6 days, 12:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/09 12:12:10] miraage [634/668] has challenged kork [34/844] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:54:09 is removed from miraage's clock.
[09/09/09 04:32:01] kork [613/844] has come upon illuminata [375/383] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:26:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/09/09 08:44:40] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:10 towards level 62.
[09/09/09 12:38:22] DrDick [167/589] has come upon kork [604/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:34:51 is added to DrDick's clock.
[09/10/09 04:18:00] kork [837/844] has challenged noflash [528/591] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:59:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/10/09 13:44:11] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:23:48 from level 62.
[09/10/09 16:19:52] Zergus [760/817] has challenged kork [746/844] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:36:04 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[09/10/09 16:43:37] Alfie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/09 05:25:21] red_ag [653/666] has come upon kork [753/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:12 is added to red_ag's clock.
[09/12/09 05:27:54] red_ag [638/666] has come upon kork [468/844] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:07:41 is removed from red_ag's clock.
[09/12/09 08:25:44] kork [333/844] has challenged datman [403/433] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:00:34 is added to kork's clock.
[09/14/09 16:46:07] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:48:11 towards level 62.
[09/15/09 07:22:42] allo [542/818] has come upon kork [392/844] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:31:12 is removed from allo's clock.
[09/16/09 08:38:20] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:06:54 towards level 62.
[09/17/09 15:21:40] kork [589/844] has come upon miraage [326/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:27:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/18/09 00:06:49] sniegol and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/09 01:05:25] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:42 towards level 62.
[09/18/09 18:47:55] kork [320/844] has challenged Bartho [3/978] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:27:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/19/09 01:15:33] Zergus, hawk, and koszik [1498/1831] have team battled kork, Babar, and Charris [1259/1934] and won! 1 day, 12:27:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/09 11:14:46] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:16 from level 62.
[09/19/09 13:51:57] aids, pravus, TauPan, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/09 01:25:17] kork [344/844] has come upon Manos [486/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:17:29 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/09 06:53:10] kork [449/844] has challenged Grognak [440/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/20/09 17:22:39] kork, Turf, and Eraos [69/2399] have team battled Pixielo, zorglub, and hawk [1610/2186] and lost! 1 day, 04:21:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/09 23:55:44] kork [634/844] has challenged zorglub [767/934] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:47 is added to kork's clock.
[09/21/09 17:58:22] kork [370/844] has challenged felipe [338/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/21/09 20:58:48] barbarian [584/607] has challenged kork [728/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:52:02 is added to barbarian's clock.
[09/22/09 13:00:10] noflash, Dave2, and Manos [966/1940] have team battled Eraos, kork, and Grognak [1665/2073] and lost! 3 days, 07:35:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/09 17:15:47] kork [802/844] has come upon Hetor [188/220] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:15:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/22/09 21:30:33] sniegol, jer, and Merkel [585/2021] have team battled kork, Pixielo, and Duph [532/2087] and won! 0 days, 07:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/09 21:38:32] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:19 towards level 62.
[09/24/09 03:22:56] Hetor stole kork's level 70 ring while they were sleeping! Hetor leaves his old level 39 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[09/24/09 12:03:52] Grognak, felipe, and clsn [943/1813] have team battled sid77, kork, and popey [365/2191] and won! 0 days, 01:56:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/09 13:08:12] kork [40/810] has challenged jer [466/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:39 is added to kork's clock.
[09/24/09 14:33:20] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:20 towards level 62.
[09/25/09 07:36:34] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:02 from level 62.
[09/25/09 09:48:22] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:14 towards level 62.
[09/26/09 15:21:28] kork [663/810] has come upon nohar [921/1268] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:35 is added to kork's clock.

[09/27/09 21:45:57] kork [554/842] has challenged masklin [68/538] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/29/09 20:00:46] Bassetts [286/510] has challenged kork [727/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Bassetts's clock.
[09/30/09 05:12:56] kork [143/842] has come upon Grognak [262/603] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:50:57 is added to kork's clock.
[09/30/09 08:39:05] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:01:56 towards level 63.
[10/01/09 07:20:54] Zergus, betterworld, keeper_c, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/09 19:54:46] Erik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/09 16:21:07] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:18:52 towards level 63.
[10/12/09 18:55:52] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:41:15 towards level 63.
[10/14/09 15:19:44] kork [311/842] has challenged barbarian [180/607] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:16:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/14/09 21:18:12] Konar6 stole kork's level 39 ring while they were sleeping! Konar6 leaves his old level 22 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[10/14/09 22:20:41] kork [531/823] has challenged geekahedron [378/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:47:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/15/09 01:21:06] kork [251/823] has challenged Bassetts [370/510] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:44:57 is added to kork's clock.
[10/16/09 03:24:51] iViLe [245/677] has challenged kork [758/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:31 is added to iViLe's clock.
[10/16/09 11:26:01] ccfreak2k [162/1043] has challenged kork [754/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:28:28 is added to ccfreak2k's clock.
[10/17/09 04:28:22] kork [473/823] has challenged geekboi [326/812] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:23:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/17/09 13:45:59] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:53:05 from level 63.
[10/17/09 14:29:51] kork [691/823] has challenged vigilante [663/875] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:34:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/09 04:09:50] kork [650/823] has come upon iViLe [16/677] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:21:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/09 14:39:34] Konar6 [188/287] has challenged kork [773/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Konar6's clock.
[10/20/09 00:34:40] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:33 towards level 63.
[10/20/09 05:40:58] kork [291/823] has come upon koszik [361/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:59:15 is added to kork's clock.
[10/20/09 12:55:37] mrtsunami and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/09 15:40:22] cybersystem [290/1001] has challenged kork [131/823] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:42:05 is removed from cybersystem's clock.
[10/22/09 04:11:06] kork and cake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/09 08:46:10] kork [149/823] has challenged Manos [48/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/22/09 09:46:17] kork [27/823] has challenged hawk [444/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:11 is added to kork's clock.

[10/24/09 01:46:48] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:37 towards level 63.
[10/24/09 08:43:43] avukado [185/849] has come upon kork [737/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:14:47 is added to avukado's clock.
[10/24/09 20:54:37] kork [82/823] has challenged Bojangles [416/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:37 is added to kork's clock.
[10/24/09 23:53:04] kork [125/823] has come upon Charris [409/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:36 is added to kork's clock.
[10/25/09 11:39:08] t3hs3x, Infinoid, and Duph [1324/1781] have team battled damyan, Cenhinen, and kork [2052/2844] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/09 00:56:54] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:41 towards level 63.
[10/26/09 14:00:40] kork [188/823] has challenged geekahedron [153/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/26/09 15:26:13] Bassetts, sid77, geekboi, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/09 19:20:58] kork [156/843] has challenged Babar [60/584] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/28/09 06:26:33] geekahedron and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/09 16:36:40] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:58:13 from level 64.
[10/28/09 22:44:27] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:34:34 from level 64.
[10/29/09 01:09:39] kork [460/843] has challenged Turf [133/991] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:13:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/29/09 05:31:10] damyan, barbarian, and myspace [1599/2205] have team battled noflash, kork, and mr0t [860/2043] and won! 2 days, 12:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/09 16:51:30] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:13:08 from level 64.
[10/29/09 21:12:36] vigilante [592/875] has challenged kork [106/843] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:22:44 is removed from vigilante's clock.
[10/31/09 14:22:03] Carlos [637/778] has challenged kork [257/843] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:26:00 is removed from Carlos's clock.
[10/31/09 15:47:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 12:48:07 toward level 64.
[11/01/09 04:24:32] iViLe [447/677] has challenged kork [652/843] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:57:04 is added to iViLe's clock.
[11/01/09 06:41:00] Erik, skinp, and hawk [70/1724] have team battled ysabet, kork, and myspace [1768/2565] and lost! 0 days, 22:56:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/09 17:11:23] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:32:39 towards level 64.
[11/02/09 08:51:16] kork [444/843] has come upon simmy [253/761] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:58:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/02/09 22:36:38] abusion [16/23] has challenged kork [366/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to abusion's clock.
[11/03/09 16:32:42] kork [617/843] has come upon Zylche [45/764] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:38:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/04/09 08:33:28] misc-- [559/660] has come upon kork [407/843] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:45:11 is removed from misc--'s clock.
[11/04/09 21:01:37] kork [240/843] has come upon vigilante [35/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:45:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/05/09 02:40:33] ccfreak2k [859/1043] has challenged kork [59/843] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:05:18 is removed from ccfreak2k's clock.
[11/05/09 20:42:53] simcop2387 [103/417] has challenged kork [724/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:44:24 is added to simcop2387's clock.
[11/05/09 23:42:37] geekboi, cybersystem, ToYKillAS, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/09 07:22:18] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:24 from level 64.
[11/06/09 10:39:51] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/09 10:44:57] praetorian [580/773] has challenged kork [512/828] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:33:05 is removed from praetorian's clock.
[11/06/09 19:22:30] damyan, kork, Turf, and Duph have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/09 23:11:59] kork [674/828] has come upon ccfreak2k [563/1043] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:59:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/07/09 14:41:06] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:36 from level 64.
[11/07/09 18:38:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 06:28:31 toward level 64.
[11/13/09 13:12:57] kork [734/828] has come upon integral [171/495] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/13/09 23:13:55] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:57 towards level 64.
[11/14/09 05:28:28] Mushy [238/377] has challenged kork [779/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Mushy's clock.
[11/14/09 05:57:59] kork [64/828] has come upon TauPan [336/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:07 is added to kork's clock.
[11/14/09 16:43:57] Alnius [191/250] has come upon kork [748/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:50 is added to Alnius's clock.
[11/15/09 03:16:46] kork [46/828] has challenged mr0t [535/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:09 is added to kork's clock.
[11/15/09 11:57:09] Ol'M00sato [912/936] has come upon kork [215/828] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:14:57 is removed from Ol'M00sato's clock.
[11/15/09 12:18:06] kork [417/828] has challenged koszik [101/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:21:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/16/09 09:44:36] kork [768/1193] has challenged Zylche [652/764] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:23:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/16/09 23:23:36] kork [777/1193] has challenged Syncness [10/132] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:03:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/17/09 01:46:29] Erik, mnetizen, and Turf [286/1938] have team battled kork, geekboi, and damyan [1911/2988] and lost! 0 days, 15:20:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/09 02:24:15] aids [81/818] has challenged kork [834/1193] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:57 is added to aids's clock.
[11/17/09 08:33:50] Zergus, aids, kork, and cake have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/09 04:28:22] kork [457/1193] has challenged noflash [394/660] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:42:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/18/09 10:29:22] greycat [736/925] has challenged kork [876/1193] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:03:23 is added to greycat's clock.
[11/18/09 17:30:19] Zylche [579/764] has challenged kork [811/1193] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:32 is added to Zylche's clock.
[11/19/09 21:34:50] kork [63/1193] has challenged barbarian [59/608] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:38:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/20/09 07:36:22] kork [18/1193] has challenged Bartho [849/850] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:25:44 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/09 19:13:41] kork [888/1193] has come upon TauPan [324/559] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:38:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/21/09 01:06:09] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/09 02:39:38] kork [345/1183] has challenged geekboi [537/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:42:09 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/09 03:35:11] kork, Thargor, and sid77 [602/2360] have team battled barbarian, sal, and qt-lib [1685/1930] and lost! 0 days, 10:47:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/09 14:03:18] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:13 towards level 65.
[11/23/09 15:57:19] Alnius [309/330] has challenged kork [600/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Alnius's clock.
[11/24/09 12:57:36] kork [558/1183] has come upon Erik [147/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:23:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/24/09 21:02:25] Jackolas [173/253] has challenged kork [177/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Jackolas's clock.
[11/25/09 05:01:30] kork [271/1191] has challenged vigilante [172/953] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:59:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/25/09 20:04:11] sal [515/732] has challenged kork [859/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:49 is added to sal's clock.
[11/26/09 23:08:20] Konar6 [202/373] has challenged kork [204/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:39 is added to Konar6's clock.
[11/27/09 05:45:55] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:29:28 from level 65.
[11/27/09 08:11:56] kork [1074/1191] has challenged Merkel [478/784] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:30:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/27/09 12:32:58] greycat, Bartho, kork, and Manos have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/09 17:13:22] Ol'M00sato [332/944] has challenged kork [706/1191] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:43:24 is added to Ol'M00sato's clock.
[11/27/09 19:13:37] illuminata [135/331] has challenged kork [856/1191] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:03:55 is added to illuminata's clock.
[11/27/09 20:13:45] kork [779/1191] has challenged Turf [863/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:15:00 is added to kork's clock.
[11/28/09 01:14:22] red_ag [903/927] has challenged kork [665/1191] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:43 is removed from red_ag's clock.
[11/28/09 21:17:19] Erik [289/498] has challenged kork [860/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:59 is added to Erik's clock.
[11/29/09 12:28:58] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:01 towards level 65.
[11/29/09 15:19:52] kork [1185/1191] has challenged Zergus [502/888] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:19:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/29/09 22:04:47] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:30 from level 65.
[11/30/09 08:22:22] kork [74/1191] has challenged Bartho [629/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:11 is added to kork's clock.
[11/30/09 11:22:53] kork [344/1191] has challenged pravus [170/1098] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/02/09 03:49:10] Cenhinen, jer, and Ishmael [1663/2238] have team battled integral, ccfreak2k, and kork [520/2758] and won! 0 days, 15:28:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/09 06:15:31] Manos, Zergus, and keeper_c [1820/2511] have team battled red_ag, masklin, and kork [15/2644] and won! 1 day, 05:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/09 07:29:24] keeper_c [33/840] has challenged kork [1149/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:48 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[12/02/09 08:33:27] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:14 towards level 65.
[12/02/09 09:29:42] kork [438/1191] has challenged keeper_c [262/840] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:50:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/02/09 13:30:20] kork [1073/1191] has challenged Infinoid [218/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:50:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/03/09 05:07:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 2 days, 20:49:34 toward level 65.
[12/03/09 22:35:51] kork [531/1191] has challenged lipek [767/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:03 is added to kork's clock.
[12/03/09 23:36:00] sid77 [485/541] has challenged kork [1123/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:05 is added to sid77's clock.
[12/04/09 02:07:51] kork [668/1191] has come upon kloeri [49/719] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/04/09 06:23:39] cef and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/09 11:37:20] kork [961/1191] has come upon ccfreak2k [126/1047] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:37:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/04/09 19:34:51] kork [822/1191] has challenged Ticho [131/326] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:50:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/04/09 22:21:24] ccfreak2k, Zergus, and kork [750/3126] have team battled greycat, red_ag, and ElectRo [1255/2208] and lost! 1 day, 04:57:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/09 09:46:52] kork [941/1191] has challenged koszik [100/474] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:39:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/07/09 12:13:22] felipe, Cenhinen, and Zylche [524/2284] have team battled kork, Zergus, and mr0t [2084/2605] and lost! 1 day, 10:57:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/09 21:11:15] jer [109/690] has come upon kork [532/1191] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:45:56 is added to jer's clock.
[12/07/09 21:41:36] kork [450/1191] has come upon csc2ya [336/395] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:39:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/08/09 12:04:26] Dave2 [244/683] has challenged kork [237/1191] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:43 is removed from Dave2's clock.
[12/08/09 20:51:09] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:05 towards level 66.
[12/08/09 21:06:03] kork [786/1191] has challenged fuckyeah [22/1034] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:46:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/09/09 15:09:19] Konar6 [72/384] has challenged kork [842/1191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:20 is added to Konar6's clock.
[12/09/09 21:10:24] kork [238/1191] has challenged ysabet [430/1103] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:22:30 is added to kork's clock.
[12/09/09 21:32:52] Alfie, kork, and cef [690/2325] have team battled skinp, keeper_c, and the-wes [1161/1951] and lost! 2 days, 21:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/09 10:54:06] kork [1060/1191] has come upon kloeri [277/719] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:17:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/11/09 10:16:48] kork [20/1191] has challenged barbarian [501/608] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:57:27 is added to kork's clock.
[12/11/09 19:15:05] kork [949/1191] has come upon cef [676/720] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:20:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/12/09 03:41:04] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/09 04:04:22] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:12 towards level 66.
[12/12/09 05:19:53] Bartho [583/835] has challenged kork [252/1191] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:28:59 is removed from Bartho's clock.
[12/13/09 08:26:29] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:03 towards level 66.
[12/13/09 17:25:41] kork [869/1191] has challenged Sineo4ko [462/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:52:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/14/09 04:27:29] kork [1158/1191] has challenged Cenhinen [890/1047] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:57:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/15/09 16:33:23] kork [1094/1191] has challenged sid77 [305/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:35:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/15/09 22:14:19] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/09 16:57:58] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/09 22:57:49] kork [357/1191] has challenged felipe [125/469] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/18/09 23:37:36] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/09 10:59:22] kork [927/1191] has challenged FreeBeak [495/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/19/09 11:31:44] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/09 17:34:20] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/09 08:22:32] csc2ya, kork, and pravus [903/2719] have team battled idler, felipe, and ElectRo [1576/1740] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/09 23:03:55] kork [287/1191] has challenged illuminata [252/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/21/09 03:03:58] idler, mr0t, and ElectRo [70/1794] have team battled kork, datman, and masklin [498/2191] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/09 19:12:22] misc--, keeper_c, and kork [116/2754] have team battled idler, masklin, and datman [1470/1876] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/09 20:22:00] kork [1176/1191] has challenged geekboi [97/830] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/22/09 03:14:10] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:34:11 from level 67.
[12/22/09 07:07:54] datman [365/463] has challenged kork [933/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:29 is added to datman's clock.
[12/22/09 19:42:35] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/09 05:49:13] kork sharpened the edge of his weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/09 07:10:53] kork [816/1228] has challenged mnetizen [273/400] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:47:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/23/09 07:11:11] kork [1022/1228] has come upon felipe [320/469] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:59:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/23/09 17:12:08] kork [908/1228] has challenged clsn [327/637] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:06:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/24/09 01:13:21] DrDick [32/598] has challenged kork [1219/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:35:40 is added to DrDick's clock.
[12/24/09 07:14:06] kork [698/1228] has challenged Ishmael [396/545] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:49:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/24/09 09:44:02] kork burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/09 15:15:06] Charris [371/495] has challenged kork [1177/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:36 is added to Charris's clock.
[12/25/09 02:38:05] Duph [434/760] has come upon kork [323/1224] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:55:55 is removed from Duph's clock.
[12/25/09 07:43:46] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:59 from level 67.
[12/26/09 12:34:05] kork [686/1224] has come upon iViLe [203/684] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:13:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/26/09 12:34:05] kork has dealt iViLe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:37:38 is added to iViLe's clock.
[12/26/09 17:21:37] greycat [372/917] has challenged kork [185/1224] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:12:03 is removed from greycat's clock.
[12/27/09 07:23:23] kork [400/1224] has challenged ElectRo [191/395] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:30:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/27/09 18:22:49] Zergus [465/893] has come upon kork [769/1224] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:02:51 is added to Zergus's clock.
[12/27/09 18:54:35] mnetizen and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/09 23:38:38] Zylche, illuminata, and kork [1543/2336] have team battled Hetor, masklin, and iViLe [713/1595] and won! 3 days, 07:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/09 03:25:59] geekboi [558/830] has challenged kork [1049/1224] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:24:07 is added to geekboi's clock.
[12/28/09 12:27:06] Charris [196/514] has challenged kork [134/1224] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:15:26 is removed from Charris's clock.
[12/29/09 17:01:31] betterworld and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/09 18:27:35] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:21 towards level 67.
[12/29/09 19:31:09] kork [888/1224] has challenged masklin [496/537] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:57:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/30/09 04:32:25] aids [662/760] has challenged kork [955/1224] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:16:00 is added to aids's clock.
[12/30/09 06:32:05] Ishmael [328/545] has challenged kork [847/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Ishmael's clock.
[12/31/09 15:52:59] kork [1151/1224] has come upon sid77 [211/547] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:52:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/31/09 18:37:35] kork [1015/1224] has challenged OldleBot [684/1282] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/01/10 01:16:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 18:16:01 toward level 67.
[01/01/10 12:00:40] the-wes, clsn, DrDick, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/10 13:40:07] greycat [572/917] has challenged kork [434/1224] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:43:05 is removed from greycat's clock.
[01/01/10 16:06:30] kork [718/1224] has come upon iViLe [22/689] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:24:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/01/10 17:13:50] datman, iViLe, and Alfie [573/1633] have team battled illuminata, kork, and csc2ya [437/1958] and won! 0 days, 08:37:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/10 04:42:08] kork [1210/1224] has challenged Hetor [28/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/02/10 10:42:56] kork [18/1224] has challenged ccfreak2k [369/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:09 is added to kork's clock.
[01/03/10 05:48:36] kork [671/1279] has challenged Ishmael [403/545] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:33:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/03/10 12:46:24] aids [641/760] has challenged kork [43/1279] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:07:31 is removed from aids's clock.
[01/21/10 12:02:17] Frozen_Fire [2/7] has challenged kork [396/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Frozen_Fire's clock.
[01/21/10 22:02:40] Konar6 [129/395] has challenged kork [158/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:20 is added to Konar6's clock.
[01/21/10 23:37:48] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:48:29 from level 68.
[01/22/10 03:03:23] kork [1010/1279] has challenged datman [29/466] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:28:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/22/10 08:04:07] Duph [437/765] has challenged kork [311/1279] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:50:59 is removed from Duph's clock.
[01/22/10 09:20:53] Carlos, Zylche, and Turf [2116/2259] have team battled ytsejam, kork, and barbarian [430/2236] and won! 1 day, 05:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/10 10:31:22] the-wes, numist, Infinoid, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/10 15:05:12] kork [27/1279] has challenged Infinoid [182/856] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:18:46 is added to kork's clock.
[01/22/10 19:05:49] kork [825/1279] has challenged simple [100/167] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:45:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/23/10 02:06:50] aids [461/760] has challenged kork [1159/1279] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:38 is added to aids's clock.
[01/23/10 12:08:19] kork [458/1279] has challenged barbarian [552/608] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:38:47 is added to kork's clock.
[01/23/10 13:08:28] datman [106/466] has challenged kork [266/1279] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:13:08 is added to datman's clock.
[01/23/10 19:56:02] Shadowwolf [54/103] has challenged kork [399/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Shadowwolf's clock.
[01/23/10 23:09:58] misc-- [55/695] has challenged kork [949/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:53 is added to misc--'s clock.
[01/24/10 12:11:46] Woo [554/1150] has challenged kork [1113/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:44 is added to Woo's clock.
[01/24/10 17:12:33] kork [441/1279] has challenged kloeri [243/753] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:55:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/24/10 22:10:30] fuckyeah, aids, kork, and Duph have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/10 03:14:00] kork [421/1279] has challenged Duph [34/765] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:54:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/25/10 11:15:09] cybersystem [339/1009] has challenged kork [1203/1279] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:23:20 is added to cybersystem's clock.
[01/26/10 01:18:18] kork [1201/1279] has come upon kloeri [410/753] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:26:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/26/10 09:57:11] Shadowwolf [167/218] has challenged kork [497/1279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Shadowwolf's clock.
[01/26/10 11:19:00] kork [730/1279] has challenged Duph [555/774] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:59:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/27/10 12:01:53] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:06 towards level 68.
[01/27/10 15:20:49] greycat, illuminata, Infinoid, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/10 17:21:45] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:40 towards level 68.
[01/29/10 04:34:19] geekboi stole kork's level 253 pair of boots while they were sleeping! geekboi leaves his old level 37 pair of boots behind, which kork then takes.
[01/29/10 06:50:50] mnetizen and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/10 11:02:21] kork [39/1041] has come upon myspace [581/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:06 is added to kork's clock.
[01/30/10 14:43:25] simple [24/246] has come upon kork [179/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:16 is added to simple's clock.
[01/31/10 06:40:33] kork [960/1041] has challenged idler [548/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:54:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/31/10 07:40:45] Hetor [162/371] has challenged kork [608/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:45 is added to Hetor's clock.
[01/31/10 12:41:46] kork [201/1041] has challenged athorist [122/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/01/10 11:04:48] misc-- [614/695] has come upon kork [655/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:18 is added to misc--'s clock.
[02/02/10 15:51:33] kork [954/1041] has challenged Ticho [196/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/03/10 09:55:11] Erik [176/522] has challenged kork [287/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:44 is added to Erik's clock.
[02/03/10 12:55:49] ElectRo [86/440] has challenged kork [709/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:24:06 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[02/04/10 00:58:09] Hetor [317/373] has challenged kork [906/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:34:52 is added to Hetor's clock.
[02/04/10 13:00:39] Manos [412/703] has challenged kork [94/1041] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:51:08 is removed from Manos's clock.
[02/04/10 21:02:12] kork [610/1041] has challenged ElectRo [33/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/05/10 01:02:59] kork [497/1041] has challenged Suiseiseki [80/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/05/10 05:47:50] SoUkSoU [2/8] has challenged kork [830/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to SoUkSoU's clock.
[02/05/10 12:47:37] debio and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/10 16:03:19] kork [490/1041] has challenged betterworld [268/993] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/05/10 17:06:09] kork [656/1041] has challenged Carlos [428/778] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:11:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/05/10 17:52:09] kork [681/1041] has come upon acydlord [144/441] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:12:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/05/10 19:06:33] numist [307/710] has challenged kork [578/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:15:23 is added to numist's clock.
[02/06/10 13:10:09] Turf [409/978] has challenged kork [423/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:42 is added to Turf's clock.
[02/06/10 23:55:10] Bassetts and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/10 06:13:26] kork [667/1041] has challenged myspace [411/864] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:26:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/07/10 06:13:26] In the fierce battle, myspace dropped his level 81 shield! kork picks it up, tossing his old level 28 shield to myspace.
[02/08/10 14:19:41] kork [1071/1100] has challenged DrDick [123/705] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:11:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/08/10 18:26:55] Bassetts and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/10 19:50:14] kork and cake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/10 11:04:52] Manos [674/703] has come upon kork [788/1100] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:47:25 is added to Manos's clock.
[02/09/10 16:24:46] Manos [543/703] has challenged kork [681/1100] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:51:01 is added to Manos's clock.
[02/10/10 19:08:39] kork [752/1100] has come upon illuminata [291/300] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:01:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/11/10 03:22:06] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:55:47 from level 69.
[02/11/10 12:08:31] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/10 22:35:42] numist [28/710] has challenged kork [247/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:23:57 is added to numist's clock.
[02/13/10 16:12:17] Dspradau [83/110] has challenged kork [430/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Dspradau's clock.
[02/14/10 05:55:27] integral, kork, and noflash [1254/2230] have team battled Hydrogenum, mnetizen, and ToYKillAS [1336/1513] and lost! 0 days, 11:16:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/10 13:23:19] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:18:28 from level 69.
[02/14/10 17:48:42] Alfie [300/466] has challenged kork [750/1100] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:28:13 is added to Alfie's clock.
[02/15/10 23:58:33] simple [282/331] has come upon kork [346/1100] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:06 is added to simple's clock.
[02/16/10 06:04:48] ScarHarbl [42/121] has challenged kork [669/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to ScarHarbl's clock.
[02/16/10 10:56:49] kork [106/1100] has challenged masklin [205/560] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:00:27 is added to kork's clock.
[02/17/10 01:27:38] Charris, cake, and zorglub [1317/2076] have team battled Babar, skinp, and kork [144/2234] and won! 0 days, 13:40:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/10 22:03:51] kork [806/1100] has challenged OldleBot [1049/1293] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:23:02 is added to kork's clock.
[02/18/10 06:37:56] kork [841/1100] has come upon sid77 [2/547] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:27:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/18/10 14:07:10] mnetizen [390/442] has challenged kork [802/1100] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:07:04 is added to mnetizen's clock.
[02/18/10 15:54:20] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:40 from level 69.
[02/19/10 00:35:13] kork [945/1100] has come upon myspace [800/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:54:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/19/10 00:35:13] kork has dealt myspace a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:16:28 is added to myspace's clock.
[02/19/10 05:10:18] kork [87/1100] has challenged koszik [222/453] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:52:19 is added to kork's clock.
[02/19/10 06:14:00] simcop2387, masklin, allo, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/10 16:12:38] kork [730/1100] has challenged simple [168/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/19/10 16:45:10] Daminvar [354/374] has challenged kork [914/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Daminvar's clock.
[02/19/10 22:31:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 20:52:26 toward level 69.
[02/19/10 23:14:03] Ticho [70/502] has challenged kork [64/1100] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:31:36 is removed from Ticho's clock.
[02/20/10 13:16:54] downstream [363/494] has challenged kork [26/1100] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:04:57 is removed from downstream's clock.
[02/21/10 04:19:48] kork [467/1100] has challenged kloeri [167/753] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:15:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/21/10 13:01:29] red_ag, simple, and Charris [463/1784] have team battled greycat, kork, and noflash [1437/2610] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/10 15:22:07] kork [793/1100] has challenged numist [461/715] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:06:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/21/10 22:23:27] kork [318/1100] has challenged red_ag [253/927] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:03:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/21/10 22:23:27] kork has dealt red_ag a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:02:56 is added to red_ag's clock.
[02/22/10 01:24:08] kork [169/1100] has challenged zorglub [560/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:39:40 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/10 06:55:55] cybersystem, csc2ya, and Manos [822/2122] have team battled misc--, ytsejam, and kork [1508/2346] and lost! 0 days, 08:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/10 10:30:56] myspace [388/853] has challenged kork [405/1100] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:49:38 is added to myspace's clock.
[02/23/10 19:20:01] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:38 towards level 69.
[02/23/10 21:15:01] Plasmastar, ToYKillAS, and greycat [1748/1886] have team battled kork, Erik, and clsn [1862/2263] and lost! 1 day, 06:20:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/10 22:20:50] kork [26/1100] has come upon acydlord [120/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:27 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/10 23:33:35] Duph [567/800] has challenged kork [53/1100] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:37:31 is removed from Duph's clock.
[02/24/10 09:46:15] Frozen_Fire [36/311] has challenged kork [737/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Frozen_Fire's clock.
[02/24/10 11:36:17] kork [1075/1100] has challenged Hetor [160/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:37:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/25/10 02:22:51] kork and cake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/10 03:45:35] kork [542/1100] has challenged Dave2 [373/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/26/10 14:40:06] kork [451/1100] has come upon Alfie [261/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/27/10 15:06:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 17:19:20 toward level 69.
[02/27/10 16:53:14] kork [218/1100] has challenged joeb [181/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/28/10 13:29:07] kork [262/1100] has challenged kloeri [140/753] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/01/10 12:10:25] kork [657/1100] has come upon greycat [696/849] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:36:31 is added to kork's clock.
[03/01/10 13:10:32] kork [112/1100] has come upon zorglub [892/947] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:38:28 is added to kork's clock.
[03/01/10 20:02:07] simple [17/331] has challenged kork [66/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/10 08:06:22] kork [237/1100] has challenged simple [86/331] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:56:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/02/10 22:09:10] kork [1044/1100] has challenged OldleBot [807/1325] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:49:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/10 07:13:49] kork [477/1100] has come upon Konar6 [143/451] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:01:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/10 18:09:48] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:19 towards level 70.
[03/03/10 19:13:26] Merkel [667/819] has challenged kork [550/1100] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:47:46 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[03/03/10 20:25:40] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:40:01 from level 70.
[03/04/10 01:14:37] kork [425/1100] has challenged DrDick [411/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:00:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/04/10 13:17:39] Hydrogenum [340/632] has challenged kork [183/1100] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:55:13 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[03/04/10 14:17:53] kork [810/1100] has challenged Cheesecake [55/332] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:41:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/05/10 05:20:59] kork [40/1100] has challenged Ticho [325/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:29:03 is added to kork's clock.
[03/05/10 20:47:40] greycat, Hamlin, illuminata, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/10 12:02:40] kork [290/1100] has come upon Alfie [352/469] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:53:16 is added to kork's clock.
[03/06/10 14:05:44] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:12 towards level 70.
[03/09/10 02:38:30] Zergus [882/949] has come upon kork [514/1100] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:08:02 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[03/09/10 02:39:12] Zergus [612/949] has come upon kork [438/1100] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:20 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[03/10/10 03:49:02] kork [1053/1100] has challenged greycat [570/849] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:06:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/11/10 11:44:13] Alfie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/10 16:57:26] kork [649/1100] has challenged greycat [445/849] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:10:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/11/10 20:58:20] debio [419/599] has challenged kork [1035/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:23 is added to debio's clock.
[03/12/10 00:59:11] kork [674/1100] has challenged keeper_c [178/892] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:20:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/12/10 10:45:50] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:41 towards level 70.
[03/13/10 05:56:48] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:25 towards level 70.
[03/13/10 21:57:46] Turf, integral, and popey [2242/2357] have team battled kloeri, kork, and TheShow [249/2716] and won! 1 day, 07:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/10 04:10:03] kork [296/1100] has challenged Hydrogenum [611/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:51 is added to kork's clock.
[03/14/10 09:48:41] Merkel [574/766] has challenged kork [747/1100] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to Merkel's clock.
[03/14/10 15:45:42] kork [575/1100] has come upon downstream [382/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:41:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/14/10 20:13:27] Plasmastar [8/597] has challenged kork [159/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:47 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[03/15/10 14:17:17] kork [346/1100] has challenged athorist [167/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:28:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/16/10 03:21:50] Duph [594/800] has come upon kork [666/1100] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:17 is added to Duph's clock.
[03/16/10 15:49:07] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:51 towards level 70.
[03/16/10 21:55:56] misc--, red_ag, and ytsejam [208/2314] have team battled kork, allo, and Alfie [1232/2264] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/10 04:25:44] Duph [334/800] has challenged kork [392/1100] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:45 is added to Duph's clock.
[03/17/10 06:26:09] Suiseiseki [266/627] has challenged kork [90/1100] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:02:39 is removed from Suiseiseki's clock.
[03/17/10 16:42:40] koszik [379/453] has come upon kork [1061/1100] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:50:31 is added to koszik's clock.
[03/17/10 18:49:35] Zergus, kork, and Duph [2375/2849] have team battled Erik, pbunbun, and Manos [253/1658] and won! 0 days, 14:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/10 20:29:08] kork [771/1100] has challenged popey [113/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/18/10 01:30:07] kork [158/1100] has challenged joeb [31/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:22:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/18/10 07:21:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 15:24:21 toward level 70.
[03/18/10 18:07:10] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:08 from level 70.
[03/19/10 02:01:37] kork [591/1107] has challenged Zuko [138/382] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:31:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/19/10 02:35:07] greycat [753/849] has challenged kork [281/1107] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:38:20 is removed from greycat's clock.
[03/19/10 03:34:15] _||||_, TauPan, kork, and Merkel have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/10 15:29:47] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:02:54 towards level 71.
[03/19/10 17:38:02] betterworld [689/996] has challenged kork [368/1107] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:52:10 is removed from betterworld's clock.
[03/19/10 21:38:54] Turf [612/978] has challenged kork [330/1107] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:38:21 is removed from Turf's clock.
[03/19/10 21:47:10] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:42 towards level 71.
[03/20/10 14:10:47] kork [131/1107] has come upon Zergus [397/949] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:41:01 is added to kork's clock.
[03/21/10 02:46:56] kork [145/1107] has challenged greycat [801/818] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:30:23 is added to kork's clock.
[03/21/10 12:04:36] Charris, betterworld, and kloeri [632/2247] have team battled kork, numist, and sid77 [1148/2369] and lost! 1 day, 07:03:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/10 13:54:07] kork [801/1107] has challenged aids [154/757] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:15:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/23/10 04:57:06] kork [927/1107] has challenged csc2ya [71/425] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:37:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/23/10 17:59:23] Manos [697/905] has come upon kork [1076/1107] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:36:42 is added to Manos's clock.
[03/24/10 03:01:31] kloeri [244/756] has challenged kork [194/1107] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:51:59 is removed from kloeri's clock.
[03/24/10 09:36:24] GlassEyelid [209/226] has challenged kork [979/1107] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to GlassEyelid's clock.
[03/24/10 10:02:57] kork [1015/1107] has challenged simcop2387 [0/468] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:12:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/24/10 14:03:49] kork [376/1107] has challenged kloeri [498/756] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:44 is added to kork's clock.
[03/24/10 16:07:05] kork [650/1107] has come upon Ticho [55/516] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:06:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/24/10 16:50:13] kork, FreeBeak, and numist [863/2391] have team battled cef, Merkel, and joeb [130/1872] and won! 2 days, 00:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/10 23:10:43] Hamlin [45/456] has challenged kork [72/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:14 is added to Hamlin's clock.
[03/26/10 00:10:55] kork [810/1116] has challenged Carlos [579/782] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:20:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/26/10 10:57:10] kork, nohar, and cake [2038/3129] have team battled cef, Suiseiseki, and barbarian [1490/1914] and won! 1 day, 04:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/10 23:12:08] Duph [75/811] has challenged kork [507/1116] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Duph's clock.
[03/27/10 14:43:20] kork [14/1116] has come upon pravus [904/1122] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:34:55 is added to kork's clock.
[03/28/10 02:30:53] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/10 04:02:10] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/10 06:22:15] datman [331/587] has challenged kork [239/1116] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:03:51 is removed from datman's clock.
[03/28/10 07:18:17] Timmy [0/117] has challenged kork [123/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Timmy's clock.
[03/28/10 09:10:53] kork [1069/1116] has come upon Timmy [85/117] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:12:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/02/10 19:48:53] Zuko [302/424] has challenged kork [153/1116] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:18:18 is removed from Zuko's clock.
[04/02/10 19:48:53] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 81 shield! Zuko picks it up, tossing his old level 38 shield to kork.
[04/02/10 21:49:18] kork [298/1069] has challenged cake [427/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:36:36 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/10 06:51:03] kork [102/1069] has challenged Alfie [395/480] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:36:46 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/10 09:51:36] kork [270/1069] has challenged pravus [847/1122] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:34:52 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/10 15:23:24] masklin, cybersystem, kork, and Cenhinen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/10 17:48:30] Merkel [389/781] has come upon kork [12/1069] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:11:07 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[04/03/10 18:53:27] kork [45/1069] has challenged greycat [712/818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:12 is added to kork's clock.
[04/04/10 01:54:50] kork [914/1069] has challenged datman [128/578] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/04/10 11:37:18] kork [14/1069] has come upon Ticho [138/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:38 is added to kork's clock.
[04/04/10 13:55:03] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/10 15:57:29] TauPan [408/589] has challenged kork [161/1069] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:52:42 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/05/10 11:13:52] koszik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/10 18:18:14] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:46 towards level 71.
[04/05/10 22:36:04] Ticho, simcop2387, and red_ag [1323/1933] have team battled zorglub, Carlos, and kork [1686/2758] and lost! 3 days, 01:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/10 20:08:33] suterismus [302/926] has challenged kork [997/1069] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:39:25 is added to suterismus's clock.
[04/06/10 21:48:36] Timmy and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/10 03:16:33] kork [992/1069] has come upon iViLe [127/677] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:43:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/07/10 07:26:31] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/10 09:37:16] kork [96/1069] has come upon noflash [517/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:15:06 is added to kork's clock.
[04/07/10 11:31:59] elendal [215/366] has challenged kork [168/1069] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from elendal's clock.
[04/07/10 15:34:21] Turf [319/987] has come upon kork [467/1069] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:24:06 is added to Turf's clock.
[04/08/10 05:35:15] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/10 09:16:16] joeb [113/400] has challenged kork [1048/1069] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:41 is added to joeb's clock.
[04/08/10 21:29:11] kork, Cenhinen, and damyan [848/3224] have team battled iViLe, joeb, and mnetizen [114/1449] and won! 0 days, 04:23:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/10 04:20:10] kork [667/1069] has challenged Konar6 [462/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:27:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/09/10 10:21:21] geekboi [341/1020] has challenged kork [200/1069] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:36:50 is removed from geekboi's clock.
[04/09/10 23:24:04] VxD [856/965] has challenged kork [228/1069] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:34:51 is removed from VxD's clock.
[04/10/10 10:11:00] Erik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/10 01:52:01] zorglub, TauPan, kork, and Suiseiseki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/10 18:32:42] kork [197/1069] has challenged Frozen_Fire [124/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:46:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/12/10 01:13:14] dxtr [60/274] has challenged kork [874/1069] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to dxtr's clock.
[04/12/10 11:36:12] ElectRo [137/587] has challenged kork [561/1069] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:38:21 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[04/12/10 22:40:56] kork [127/1069] has come upon debio [38/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:34:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/14/10 01:44:32] Alfie [318/467] has challenged kork [638/1069] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:42:05 is added to Alfie's clock.
[04/16/10 02:56:23] cybersystem, RebelZero, and VxD [1350/2257] have team battled kork, elendal, and hawk [1337/2110] and won! 0 days, 00:38:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/10 10:57:11] TauPan [16/589] has challenged kork [626/1069] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:53:49 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/16/10 12:43:23] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/10 14:55:12] damyan, kork, and noflash [325/2711] have team battled mr0t, Babar, and Sildor [868/1610] and lost! 0 days, 11:16:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/10 16:07:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 22:30:49 toward level 71.
[04/17/10 12:04:00] kork [52/1056] has challenged Woo [1128/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/10 18:02:46] kork [436/1056] has come upon cef [577/689] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:38:07 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/10 22:04:51] kork [25/1056] has challenged lipek [207/915] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:37:17 is added to kork's clock.
[04/18/10 09:59:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 12:58:02 toward level 72.
[04/18/10 13:43:42] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:09:08 towards level 72.
[04/18/10 17:58:02] Dodek [202/324] has challenged kork [110/1056] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[04/19/10 04:11:12] csc2ya [101/500] has challenged kork [685/1056] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:47:58 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[04/19/10 14:42:08] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:33:10 towards level 72.
[04/19/10 17:03:58] illuminata, RebelZero, and simple [122/1039] have team battled ToYKillAS, kork, and elendal [824/1885] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/10 02:15:57] kork [385/1056] has challenged cef [16/689] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:01:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/20/10 08:17:16] csc2ya [153/500] has challenged kork [116/1056] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:35:51 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[04/20/10 17:30:56] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:20:28 towards level 72.
[04/21/10 01:12:22] Hamlin, RebelZero, and Carlos [1400/1578] have team battled sid77, Plasmastar, and kork [1154/2194] and won! 0 days, 00:32:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/10 01:20:57] red_ag [119/732] has challenged kork [6/1056] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:41 is removed from red_ag's clock.
[04/21/10 12:52:24] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:07:46 towards level 72.
[04/21/10 15:38:36] sid77 [183/554] has challenged kork [786/1056] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to sid77's clock.
[04/21/10 19:24:40] kork [3/1056] has challenged Cenhinen [506/1122] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:21:03 is added to kork's clock.
[04/22/10 15:44:20] Patricia and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/10 16:29:19] illuminata [185/367] has challenged kork [746/1056] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:01:46 is added to illuminata's clock.
[04/22/10 22:30:36] greycat [202/827] has challenged kork [306/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:50 is added to greycat's clock.
[04/23/10 04:47:39] kork and cake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/10 07:40:44] Alfie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/10 09:50:32] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:31 towards level 72.
[04/24/10 17:07:09] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:24:24 towards level 72.
[04/24/10 20:12:21] dxtr, idler, and keeper_c [110/2005] have team battled nohar, kork, and illuminata [147/2839] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/10 20:39:15] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/10 06:42:35] kork [616/1056] has challenged elendal [75/392] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:27:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/25/10 07:42:48] kork [598/1056] has challenged sid77 [255/548] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:37:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/25/10 10:43:26] pravus [615/1122] has challenged kork [44/1056] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:55:52 is removed from pravus's clock.
[04/25/10 19:45:13] noflash [132/657] has challenged kork [909/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:24 is added to noflash's clock.
[04/26/10 11:46:52] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:54 towards level 72.
[04/26/10 11:48:46] kork [792/1056] has challenged VxD [1/941] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:43:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/27/10 21:43:06] dxtr, kork, and sid77 [480/1827] have team battled Ticho, Zergus, and lipek [1350/2525] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/10 00:57:00] kork [754/1056] has challenged keeper_c [94/904] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:24:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/28/10 04:00:04] red_ag [729/732] has come upon kork [187/1056] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:18:15 is removed from red_ag's clock.
[04/28/10 04:44:19] kork [1020/1056] has come upon idler [807/823] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:30:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/29/10 00:39:00] zorglub, kork, and dxtr [1775/2260] have team battled TauPan, VxD, and EndCat [33/1953] and won! 0 days, 00:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/10 06:13:00] red_ag, Plasmastar, kork, and Dodek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/10 10:14:52] sid77 [132/484] has challenged kork [273/1056] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:11:39 is added to sid77's clock.
[05/01/10 11:19:43] cake [133/597] has come upon kork [131/1056] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:45:11 is removed from cake's clock.
[05/02/10 03:18:26] kork [649/1056] has challenged Ticho [487/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:14:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/02/10 20:22:08] Konar6 [166/701] has challenged kork [927/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:04:27 is added to Konar6's clock.
[05/02/10 22:22:33] kork [1010/1056] has challenged Hamlin [298/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:17:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/02/10 23:59:47] Eraos, myspace, kork, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/10 05:24:02] kork [298/1056] has challenged nohar [564/1416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:57 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/10 12:25:37] kork [410/1056] has challenged greycat [699/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:03 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/10 13:25:50] kork [281/1056] has challenged Charris [156/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/03/10 20:27:12] kork [827/1056] has challenged Sildor [21/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:12:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/03/10 21:25:36] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:23 towards level 72.
[05/03/10 22:27:37] kork [128/1056] has challenged joeb [671/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:19 is added to kork's clock.
[05/04/10 22:39:13] kork, eulalia, and hawk [1149/2028] have team battled myspace, Merkel, and Hydrogenum [1880/2246] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/10 04:32:58] kork [642/1056] has come upon hawk [98/642] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:56:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/05/10 07:19:22] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/10 09:51:49] kork [949/1056] has come upon noflash [503/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:47:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/05/10 21:14:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 11:29:00 toward level 72.
[05/06/10 05:25:45] the-wes, He-Man, and noflash [806/1559] have team battled allo, kork, and greycat [178/2663] and won! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/10 05:39:44] kork [921/1056] has challenged Cigo [152/192] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/06/10 13:50:34] kork [596/1056] has challenged Carlos [161/782] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/06/10 16:42:14] kork [603/1056] has challenged EndCat [490/550] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:34:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/06/10 16:42:14] kork has dealt EndCat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:07:46 is added to EndCat's clock.
[05/06/10 22:43:30] kork [405/1056] has challenged keeper_c [80/934] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:49:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/07/10 23:23:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 14 days, 05:06:30 toward level 73.
[05/08/10 00:49:08] kork [82/1056] has challenged EndCat [451/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:49 is added to kork's clock.
[05/09/10 20:03:14] nexcastellan stole kork's level 38 shield while they were sleeping! nexcastellan leaves his old level 18 shield behind, which kork then takes.
[05/11/10 05:06:02] elendal [313/414] has challenged kork [1011/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:18 is added to elendal's clock.
[05/11/10 15:08:19] kork [808/1034] has challenged nohar [322/1416] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:27:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/12/10 14:13:22] red_ag [178/739] has challenged kork [216/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:01:27 is added to red_ag's clock.
[05/13/10 04:16:27] Turf [828/990] has challenged kork [196/1034] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:57:24 is removed from Turf's clock.
[05/13/10 19:12:02] Baldwin [441/461] has come upon kork [994/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:51:55 is added to Baldwin's clock.
[05/13/10 19:19:39] Plasmastar [533/652] has challenged kork [801/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:31:08 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/13/10 19:49:34] Fydo stole kork's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! Fydo leaves his old level 69 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[05/14/10 05:21:12] sid77 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/10 06:27:25] kork [453/1030] has challenged ToYKillAS [399/471] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:48:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/15/10 22:16:28] kork [29/1030] has come upon EndCat [141/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:00:24 is added to kork's clock.
[05/16/10 02:24:54] Bassetts [267/782] has come upon kork [180/1030] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:51:24 is removed from Bassetts's clock.
[05/17/10 15:39:41] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:51:50 from level 73.
[05/17/10 22:04:51] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:32 towards level 73.
[05/18/10 02:50:03] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:48:33 from level 73.
[05/18/10 16:45:48] Manos [414/927] has challenged kork [516/1030] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:53:56 is added to Manos's clock.
[05/19/10 00:04:40] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:15 towards level 73.
[05/19/10 09:49:36] kork [385/1030] has challenged simple [303/409] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:24:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/19/10 23:54:37] the-wes [50/561] has challenged kork [834/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:39:06 is added to the-wes's clock.
[05/20/10 03:55:32] kork [925/1030] has challenged Turf [584/990] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:09:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/20/10 10:57:20] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:28:32 from level 73.
[05/20/10 19:14:12] Merkel stole kork's level 69 ring while they were sleeping! Merkel leaves his old level 62 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[05/20/10 23:49:21] SoreTooth [199/260] has challenged kork [345/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to SoreTooth's clock.
[05/21/10 05:08:54] keeper_c, jer, and debio [1598/2301] have team battled kork, masklin, and Beavis [376/2197] and won! 0 days, 17:31:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/10 08:13:08] Woo, Frozen_Fire, and kork [11/2735] have team battled Datalurkur, Plasmastar, and FreeBeak [1474/1488] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/10 22:49:28] kork, red_ag, and Cigo [451/2139] have team battled jer, joeb, and zorglub [796/2403] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/10 18:18:27] Suiseiseki [327/652] has challenged kork [551/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:55:13 is added to Suiseiseki's clock.
[05/24/10 22:24:39] Infinoid [474/887] has challenged kork [1005/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:46:57 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[05/25/10 00:02:55] kork [39/1029] has come upon nohar [943/1426] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:41:24 is added to kork's clock.
[05/25/10 12:46:50] datman, eulalia, and FreeBeak [1294/1515] have team battled Hamlin, kork, and ToYKillAS [172/1965] and won! 0 days, 17:09:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/10 09:32:24] kork [93/1029] has challenged He-Man [336/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:46 is added to kork's clock.
[05/26/10 20:44:17] kork, grishnav, and TauPan [1743/1899] have team battled illuminata, masklin, and fuckyeah [1119/1908] and won! 0 days, 00:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/10 21:22:49] Bassetts, the-wes, and kork [1018/2336] have team battled pravus, Babar, and Eraos [1205/2305] and lost! 2 days, 13:14:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/10 02:48:51] ElectRo, zorglub, and illuminata [1942/2361] have team battled fuckyeah, kork, and Turf [1006/3027] and won! 0 days, 10:34:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/10 03:36:25] kork [314/1029] has challenged ToYKillAS [130/471] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:38:21 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/27/10 19:09:34] simcop2387, Sildor, koszik, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/10 20:40:12] kork [992/1029] has challenged mr0t [82/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:07:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/27/10 23:51:12] eulalia [261/358] has challenged kork [630/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to eulalia's clock.
[05/28/10 01:37:24] kork and cake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/10 02:05:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 13:06:37 toward level 73.
[05/29/10 10:11:54] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:44 from level 73.
[05/29/10 20:50:44] kork [130/1029] has challenged He-Man [34/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:59:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/29/10 22:14:27] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:22 towards level 73.
[05/30/10 06:27:29] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/10 07:47:49] kork [716/1029] has come upon integral [220/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:40:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/30/10 12:06:41] koszik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/10 12:25:10] sysdef and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/10 02:57:15] Duph [555/825] has challenged kork [570/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:36:23 is added to Duph's clock.
[05/31/10 12:59:36] VxD [731/936] has challenged kork [313/1029] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:35:03 is removed from VxD's clock.
[06/01/10 13:04:59] kork [462/1029] has challenged OldleBot [428/1427] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/02/10 01:42:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 05:03:00 toward level 73.
[06/02/10 03:33:54] Erik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/10 16:25:25] kork [799/1029] has challenged Dspradau [294/387] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:26:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/04/10 14:21:24] kork [383/1029] has challenged pravus [466/1110] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:30:07 is added to kork's clock.
[06/04/10 16:21:56] kork [838/1029] has challenged fuckyeah [992/1039] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:20:34 is added to kork's clock.
[06/04/10 16:22:17] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:38:18 towards level 74.
[06/05/10 00:05:34] kork [128/1029] has come upon grishnav [187/273] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:19:58 is added to kork's clock.
[06/05/10 13:15:40] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:11 towards level 74.
[06/05/10 19:21:52] Hydrogenum, Alfie, pravus, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/10 07:30:52] Beavis [190/611] has challenged kork [763/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:12:56 is added to Beavis's clock.
[06/06/10 08:46:32] Sildor [439/556] has come upon kork [636/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:16 is added to Sildor's clock.
[06/06/10 09:56:35] Sildor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/10 01:57:51] kork and cake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/10 04:58:25] TastyQQQs [14/241] has challenged kork [748/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to TastyQQQs's clock.
[06/09/10 08:11:12] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:59:38 from level 74.
[06/09/10 16:31:15] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:11:30 towards level 74.
[06/11/10 00:16:42] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/10 02:26:48] Cenhinen [722/1133] has come upon kork [970/1029] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:57:26 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[06/11/10 03:56:42] He-Man [371/420] has challenged kork [747/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:20 is added to He-Man's clock.
[06/11/10 09:58:04] kork [531/1029] has challenged the-wes [79/561] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:49:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/12/10 04:03:42] illuminata, Erik, and lipek [1201/1887] have team battled kork, sysdef, and myspace [639/2387] and won! 5 days, 13:13:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/10 20:07:40] axelman [244/253] has challenged kork [672/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to axelman's clock.
[06/13/10 03:07:07] FreeBeak [68/555] has challenged kork [72/1029] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:44:24 is added to FreeBeak's clock.
[06/14/10 03:05:11] kork [829/1029] has come upon TastyQQQs [165/263] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:16:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/14/10 08:13:45] kork [145/1029] has challenged Beavis [412/611] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:32:44 is added to kork's clock.
[06/14/10 15:39:37] nohar, Ticho, and kork [2988/3097] have team battled Eraos, Suiseiseki, and zorglub [525/1831] and won! 1 day, 10:47:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/10 15:48:35] kork, c0de, and Erik [8/2074] have team battled Grognak, Baldwin, and Duph [312/2097] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/10 06:18:43] simple [104/411] has challenged kork [232/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:28:19 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/10 08:25:17] ToYKillAS [258/466] has challenged kork [387/1029] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:15 is added to ToYKillAS's clock.
[06/16/10 09:25:30] kork [871/1029] has challenged OldleBot [839/1438] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:03:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/16/10 22:32:47] FreeBeak, allo, and Dodek [269/1921] have team battled kork, lipek, and integral [720/2402] and lost! 1 day, 00:47:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/10 08:35:54] kork [259/1029] has challenged myspace [128/679] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:52:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/18/10 20:38:40] koszik [88/459] has challenged kork [360/1029] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:08:20 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/19/10 09:40:07] kork [1027/1029] has come upon TauPan [42/606] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:09:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/10 23:44:30] koszik [275/459] has challenged kork [667/1029] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:33:46 is added to koszik's clock.
[06/21/10 13:53:04] kloeri [666/758] has challenged kork [314/1029] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:13:26 is removed from kloeri's clock.
[06/22/10 03:05:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 9 days, 05:24:22 toward level 74.
[06/22/10 03:56:14] zorglub [689/718] has challenged kork [763/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:32:54 is added to zorglub's clock.
[06/24/10 13:08:34] He-Man [374/474] has challenged kork [52/1029] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:53:48 is removed from He-Man's clock.
[06/24/10 20:09:43] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/10 00:37:41] damyan [677/1008] has challenged kork [424/1018] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from damyan's clock.
[06/25/10 07:13:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 12:11:51 toward level 74.
[06/25/10 14:14:23] kork [653/1018] has challenged c0de [138/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:41:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/25/10 22:35:00] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:13 towards level 74.
[06/27/10 18:25:48] kork [42/1018] has challenged Merkel [219/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:34 is added to kork's clock.
[06/27/10 19:26:00] eulalia [336/385] has challenged kork [533/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:56 is added to eulalia's clock.
[06/27/10 21:26:28] Infinoid [856/885] has challenged kork [938/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:00:14 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[06/28/10 03:27:46] kork [651/1018] has challenged zorglub [4/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/29/10 18:30:45] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:46 towards level 74.
[06/29/10 20:54:39] kork, eulalia, and kubz [1764/1908] have team battled DrDick, Cenhinen, and simple [757/2266] and won! 0 days, 11:54:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/10 03:43:30] kork [526/1018] has challenged iViLe [206/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/10 04:43:42] kork [177/1018] has challenged masklin [24/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/10 06:44:06] kork [531/1018] has challenged ToYKillAS [87/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/10 14:02:21] kork [569/1037] has challenged Charris [249/540] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/10 16:46:13] kork [292/1037] has challenged FreeBeak [77/555] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:35:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/02/10 00:47:56] kloeri [219/758] has challenged kork [501/1037] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:22:31 is added to kloeri's clock.
[07/03/10 13:55:49] kork [628/1037] has challenged eulalia [375/385] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:44:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/04/10 03:26:06] ElectRo, greycat, kork, and cake have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/10 13:00:48] kork [705/1037] has challenged Infinoid [504/885] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:42:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/06/10 13:39:49] Cat [3/88] has challenged kork [499/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Cat's clock.
[07/06/10 17:12:05] Baldwin [2/473] has challenged kork [1017/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:54 is added to Baldwin's clock.
[07/07/10 08:52:17] ElectRo [46/1102] has come upon kork [415/1037] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:51 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[07/07/10 09:15:30] kork [699/1037] has challenged Ticho [160/650] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:13:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/07/10 14:14:20] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/10 22:53:44] Broseidon and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/10 10:04:33] csc2ya, integral, and kork [1075/2026] have team battled Babar, cake, and Duph [483/2099] and won! 0 days, 21:22:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/10 11:45:08] csc2ya, Merkel, and Dave2 [309/2027] have team battled kork, clsn, and jer [94/2431] and won! 0 days, 09:22:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/10 13:50:21] Woo, Erik, and kork [146/2840] have team battled simple, pravus, and iViLe [656/2281] and lost! 0 days, 09:50:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/10 03:18:26] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:56 towards level 75.
[07/11/10 09:36:46] hawk [463/675] has challenged kork [580/1037] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:58:18 is added to hawk's clock.
[07/11/10 17:35:59] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:02:59 from level 75.
[07/11/10 18:16:34] kork [517/1037] has come upon ToYKillAS [81/451] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:14:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/12/10 16:43:32] ElectRo [154/1102] has challenged kork [196/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:47 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[07/12/10 23:45:06] Juggaloon [103/471] has challenged kork [349/1037] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:31 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[07/15/10 12:58:57] Plasmastar [432/694] has challenged kork [270/1037] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:06:56 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[07/16/10 00:14:23] Broseidon [101/414] has challenged kork [17/1037] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from Broseidon's clock.
[07/16/10 00:14:23] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 84 tunic! Broseidon picks it up, tossing his old level 17 tunic to kork.
[07/16/10 09:03:17] sid77 [172/470] has challenged kork [108/963] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:08:59 is removed from sid77's clock.
[07/17/10 02:06:54] kork [807/963] has challenged Infinoid [29/892] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:24:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/24/10 14:01:32] dxtr [282/424] has challenged kork [623/963] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to dxtr's clock.
[07/25/10 05:27:51] kork [405/963] has challenged Cenhinen [183/1143] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:55:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/10 08:25:10] Dodek [463/646] has come upon kork [114/963] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:41:03 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[07/25/10 13:42:55] kork [351/963] has come upon Tragcrox [252/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:58:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/10 18:28:13] kork [871/963] has come upon ElectRo [494/1102] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:03:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/10 21:31:03] kork [660/963] has challenged Broseidon [216/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/10 21:59:01] illuminata [46/368] has come upon kork [882/963] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:17:20 is added to illuminata's clock.
[07/25/10 23:30:48] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:47 from level 75.
[07/26/10 03:48:04] kork [455/963] has come upon greycat [688/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:13:09 is added to kork's clock.
[07/26/10 16:32:31] Nolehte [86/150] has challenged kork [842/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[07/26/10 20:24:00] zorglub [566/702] has come upon kork [331/963] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:09:53 is removed from zorglub's clock.
[07/26/10 21:35:58] kork [152/963] has challenged eulalia [332/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:51 is added to kork's clock.
[07/28/10 01:41:45] FreeBeak [53/488] has challenged kork [475/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:39:38 is added to FreeBeak's clock.
[07/28/10 16:45:12] Charana [376/594] has challenged kork [144/963] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:47 is removed from Charana's clock.
[07/29/10 02:42:25] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:23 towards level 75.
[07/29/10 04:47:45] Hydrogenum [516/656] has challenged kork [252/963] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:40:54 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/29/10 09:01:31] damyan, Charana, and zorglub [1684/2297] have team battled pravus, iViLe, and kork [658/2737] and won! 0 days, 04:21:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/10 00:58:58] kork [713/963] has come upon red_ag [415/729] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:27:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/30/10 03:37:00] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:35 towards level 75.
[07/30/10 19:55:48] allo [650/765] has challenged kork [664/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:36:58 is added to allo's clock.
[07/31/10 11:28:19] kork, illuminata, and damyan [708/2332] have team battled Hamlin, Babar, and Cenhinen [1048/2551] and lost! 2 days, 15:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/10 16:00:06] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:11 towards level 75.
[08/01/10 13:30:23] kork, allo, and simple [420/2201] have team battled illuminata, iViLe, and TauPan [212/1605] and won! 1 day, 22:59:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/10 08:41:25] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:54 towards level 75.
[08/02/10 10:05:11] kork [494/963] has come upon Broseidon [398/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:05:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/02/10 17:46:01] EndCat, kork, and TauPan [778/2167] have team battled Babar, illuminata, and geekboi [2018/2030] and lost! 2 days, 04:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/10 20:12:47] kork [756/963] has challenged keeper_c [132/1080] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:12:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/03/10 00:42:15] kork [764/963] has come upon sid77 [141/470] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:03:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/03/10 11:15:36] kork [783/963] has challenged elendal [268/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:38:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/04/10 00:11:49] kork [186/963] has come upon keeper_c [146/1080] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:58:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/05/10 00:22:43] Alfie [25/565] has challenged kork [497/963] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:21:29 is added to Alfie's clock.
[08/05/10 10:50:37] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:06 towards level 75.
[08/05/10 18:22:29] Turf [837/1073] has come upon kork [727/963] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:30:09 is removed from Turf's clock.
[08/05/10 19:22:51] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:32 towards level 75.
[08/05/10 22:27:03] kork [666/963] has challenged Alfie [47/565] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:02:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/06/10 07:54:07] iViLe, qt-lib, pravus, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/10 04:32:42] kork [88/963] has challenged iViLe [437/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:50:34 is added to kork's clock.
[08/07/10 08:33:28] allo [502/765] has challenged kork [385/963] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:32:03 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/07/10 11:29:55] simcop2387 [389/573] has come upon kork [446/963] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:37:57 is added to simcop2387's clock.
[08/08/10 02:19:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 4 days, 16:27:54 toward level 75.
[08/09/10 03:41:32] kork [154/963] has challenged sid77 [146/470] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:04:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/09/10 09:40:08] kork [507/963] has come upon damyan [249/1001] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:54:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/09/10 18:00:02] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[08/10/10 04:46:53] kork [747/963] has challenged Broseidon [179/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:53:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/10/10 13:19:00] Dodek [222/646] has come upon kork [147/963] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:12:01 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[08/11/10 03:51:49] kork [299/963] has challenged Cigo [65/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/11/10 05:52:16] kork [940/963] has challenged allo [376/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:34:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/11/10 08:05:40] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:41 towards level 75.
[08/11/10 19:41:56] zorglub, Tragcrox, and ToYKillAS [274/1690] have team battled kork, ElectRo, and Turf [727/3138] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/10 01:08:23] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:25 towards level 75.
[08/12/10 03:51:44] Hamlin [667/768] has challenged kork [340/963] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from Hamlin's clock.
[08/12/10 12:07:20] jer, kork, and Turf [1929/2736] have team battled VxD, Overshee, and sid77 [1386/1909] and won! 0 days, 15:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/10 18:17:27] Zergus, masklin, and integral [1542/1617] have team battled kork, Eraos, and the-wes [522/2094] and won! 7 days, 20:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/10 08:03:09] kork [630/963] has challenged masklin [202/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:27:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/13/10 12:32:07] Suiseiseki [65/530] has come upon kork [493/963] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:56 is added to Suiseiseki's clock.
[08/14/10 00:06:34] kork [764/963] has challenged lipek [519/909] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:13:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/14/10 03:07:10] VxD [225/952] has challenged kork [275/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:26:04 is added to VxD's clock.
[08/14/10 09:46:21] illuminata, lipek, and kork [763/2240] have team battled damyan, Remaeus, and nexcastellan [56/1896] and won! 0 days, 21:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/10 12:26:54] kork left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kork's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/10 19:10:34] kork [78/920] has challenged nexcastellan [424/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:29 is added to kork's clock.
[08/14/10 20:10:46] Infinoid [116/645] has challenged kork [867/920] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:17:26 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[08/15/10 16:15:04] kork [126/920] has challenged DrDick [336/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:33:56 is added to kork's clock.
[08/15/10 19:21:29] fuckyeah, Broseidon, sniegol, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/10 01:04:38] kork [475/920] has come upon FreeBeak [328/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:22:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/10 01:17:01] cake [414/676] has challenged kork [426/920] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:57:17 is added to cake's clock.
[08/16/10 09:18:45] Pixielo [572/633] has challenged kork [372/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:21 is removed from Pixielo's clock.
[08/16/10 11:19:09] Juggaloon [141/548] has challenged kork [298/920] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:07:46 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[08/18/10 12:38:02] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/10 17:43:18] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:36:25 from level 75.
[08/27/10 02:02:08] red_ag and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/10 10:59:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 04:34:50 from level 75.
[08/28/10 07:16:36] nexcastellan [210/558] has challenged kork [533/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:09 is added to nexcastellan's clock.
[08/28/10 23:19:46] kork [226/920] has challenged geekboi [582/1022] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:18:43 is added to kork's clock.
[08/30/10 04:01:09] sniegol, jer, and kork [685/2457] have team battled FreeBeak, Dodek, and Manos [375/2310] and won! 0 days, 04:01:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/10 18:28:24] Plasmastar [13/728] has challenged kork [1/920] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:06 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[08/31/10 00:29:32] kork [723/920] has challenged Bassetts [395/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:53:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/31/10 10:17:12] illuminata, pravus, kork, and eulalia have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/10 17:32:59] kork [749/920] has challenged myspace [223/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:52:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/31/10 17:32:59] In the fierce battle, myspace dropped his level 41 pair of boots! kork picks it up, tossing his old level 37 pair of boots to myspace.
[08/31/10 23:01:10] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:57 towards level 75.
[08/31/10 23:34:10] kork [1/925] has challenged sniegol [332/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:14 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/10 16:37:43] kork [113/925] has challenged ToYKillAS [92/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:29:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/02/10 05:39:07] kork [159/925] has come upon Remaeus [100/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:26:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/02/10 07:40:33] kork [221/925] has challenged keeper_c [595/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/02/10 11:07:12] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:29 towards level 75.
[09/05/10 04:56:23] kork [909/925] has challenged myspace [71/648] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:16:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/06/10 06:57:38] Bassetts, VxD, and Charris [1269/2182] have team battled keeper_c, Hydrogenum, and kork [1822/2728] and lost! 2 days, 06:45:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/10 16:06:31] kork, He-Man, and cake [313/2101] have team battled Dodek, Eraos, and the-wes [326/1788] and lost! 0 days, 17:06:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/10 07:13:16] kork [903/925] has challenged masklin [389/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/08/10 08:43:22] Cenhinen, kork, and c0de [1969/2514] have team battled sniegol, simple, and leahcim [844/1632] and won! 0 days, 23:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/10 15:41:58] Tragcrox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/10 05:34:11] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:02 towards level 75.
[09/09/10 20:21:44] kork [12/925] has challenged Tragcrox [466/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:06 is added to kork's clock.
[09/10/10 17:26:23] kork [808/925] has challenged Manos [522/1176] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:04:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/12/10 03:33:55] DrDick [649/658] has challenged kork [151/925] in combat and won! 16 days, 01:26:18 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[09/12/10 20:17:49] Yuktii stole kork's level 343 weapon while they were sleeping! Yuktii leaves his old level 35 weapon behind, which kork then takes.
[09/12/10 23:38:36] kork [581/586] has challenged VxD [81/952] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:58:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/13/10 09:34:53] integral, DrDick, and geekboi [1882/2173] have team battled kork, Cigo, and the-wes [254/1694] and won! 1 day, 08:26:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/10 01:43:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:24:59 from level 75.
[09/14/10 09:46:03] DrDick [328/658] has challenged kork [577/586] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:00:58 is added to DrDick's clock.
[09/15/10 09:17:47] Duph, Babar, and dxtr [83/1992] have team battled illuminata, kork, and the-wes [227/1543] and lost! 0 days, 22:31:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/10 14:03:05] jer [236/776] has come upon kork [345/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:22 is added to jer's clock.
[09/15/10 18:24:47] Plasmastar, kork, and Zergus [1050/1932] have team battled ysabet, Remaeus, and Cenhinen [245/2630] and won! 0 days, 19:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/10 08:56:30] c0de [424/458] has challenged kork [150/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:49:52 is removed from c0de's clock.
[09/16/10 16:48:37] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:11 towards level 75.
[09/17/10 01:00:10] trelane [311/517] has challenged kork [583/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:44:53 is added to trelane's clock.
[09/17/10 16:03:28] kork [111/586] has challenged VxD [409/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:29 is added to kork's clock.
[09/18/10 09:31:18] kork [341/586] has come upon He-Man [185/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/18/10 20:09:41] Cenhinen [1049/1135] has challenged kork [16/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:19:28 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[09/19/10 04:11:24] kork [541/588] has challenged FreeBeak [7/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:33:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/20/10 09:16:05] kork [188/588] has come upon TastyQQQs [222/290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:12 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/10 19:53:20] Neo|Desktop [357/381] has challenged kork [466/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Neo|Desktop's clock.
[09/21/10 07:11:42] kork, the-wes, and illuminata [1018/1530] have team battled greycat, Neo|Desktop, and Yuktii [1388/1752] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/10 17:54:51] ToYKillAS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/10 19:26:45] kubz [260/497] has challenged kork [406/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:26 is added to kubz's clock.
[09/22/10 06:50:07] Remaeus, Babar, geekboi, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/10 08:53:33] red_ag and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/10 17:31:08] kork [477/588] has challenged TauPan [205/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/23/10 02:32:51] kork [115/588] has challenged Duph [54/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/23/10 03:33:02] kork [438/588] has challenged Manos [745/1176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:44 is added to kork's clock.
[09/23/10 05:33:29] FreeBeak [492/493] has challenged kork [317/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:07:14 is removed from FreeBeak's clock.
[09/23/10 11:54:52] kork [70/588] has challenged Tragcrox [495/542] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:11:08 is added to kork's clock.
[09/24/10 00:36:38] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:15:28 from level 76.
[09/24/10 21:09:36] kork [405/588] has challenged greycat [545/763] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:40:27 is added to kork's clock.
[09/25/10 00:10:14] clsn [345/1010] has challenged kork [429/588] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:41:44 is added to clsn's clock.
[09/25/10 22:55:10] Atlas [25/35] has challenged kork [77/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Atlas's clock.
[09/26/10 04:50:29] kork [226/588] has come upon integral [176/506] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 06:13:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/27/10 13:32:35] kork [525/588] has come upon Woo [108/1155] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:08:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/27/10 13:44:19] kork [415/588] has come upon Lurker [326/490] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:15:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/27/10 21:33:00] kork [509/588] has come upon Alfie [44/520] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:56:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/28/10 18:21:12] KindOne [0/1] has challenged kork [385/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/29/10 04:45:06] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:37:24 from level 76.
[09/29/10 12:36:46] Zergus [5/603] has challenged kork [63/588] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:14:31 is added to Zergus's clock.
[09/29/10 23:39:18] Zergus [72/603] has challenged kork [180/588] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:55:08 is added to Zergus's clock.
[10/01/10 01:22:55] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:57:39 towards level 76.
[10/01/10 03:01:03] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:49 towards level 76.
[10/01/10 12:50:58] kork [199/599] has come upon damyan [99/1007] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:39:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/01/10 16:48:32] nexcastellan [358/580] has challenged kork [336/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:02 is removed from nexcastellan's clock.
[10/03/10 03:56:30] kork [376/599] has challenged nexcastellan [129/614] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:27:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/03/10 14:42:28] kork [267/599] has come upon fuckyeah [95/1096] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:00:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/03/10 19:01:46] kork [421/599] has challenged allo [271/747] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:23:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/03/10 22:13:20] kork [336/599] has come upon Lurker [141/503] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:05:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/04/10 09:10:24] kork [216/599] has come upon KindOne [58/121] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:01:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/04/10 16:06:25] nexcastellan [109/617] has challenged kork [474/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:48 is added to nexcastellan's clock.
[10/05/10 02:26:35] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:36:37 towards level 76.
[10/05/10 03:08:44] kork [477/599] has challenged VxD [444/955] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:21:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/06/10 14:44:09] kork [7/599] has come upon DrDick [38/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:00:49 is added to kork's clock.
[10/06/10 16:08:45] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:30:52 from level 76.
[10/06/10 20:17:11] kork [380/599] has challenged Remaeus [354/417] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/07/10 00:15:29] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:38 towards level 76.
[10/08/10 11:33:39] Remaeus [85/417] has challenged kork [280/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:39:45 is added to Remaeus's clock.
[10/08/10 12:57:47] eulalia [188/384] has come upon kork [331/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:32 is added to eulalia's clock.
[10/08/10 21:42:05] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:54 towards level 76.
[10/10/10 15:45:13] kork [551/599] has challenged gipyelrah [472/578] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:09:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/12/10 04:56:01] kork [2/599] has challenged gipyelrah [213/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:15:46 is added to kork's clock.
[10/12/10 10:58:11] kork [482/599] has come upon gipyelrah [278/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:56:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/12/10 11:57:19] kork [27/599] has come upon integral [379/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:51:01 is added to kork's clock.
[10/12/10 14:57:01] NamelessOne [45/258] has challenged kork [363/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to NamelessOne's clock.
[10/13/10 04:14:38] Merkel, qt-lib, and kork [192/2072] have team battled keeper_c, simple, and TauPan [166/2220] and won! 0 days, 10:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/10 05:01:33] kork [91/599] has challenged masklin [310/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:48 is added to kork's clock.
[10/13/10 11:02:57] kork [96/599] has challenged myspace [178/675] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:19 is added to kork's clock.
[10/13/10 18:36:39] Suiseiseki, Eraos, and kork [1239/1674] have team battled NamelessOne, clsn, and S0ulBLadE [486/1641] and won! 2 days, 10:14:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/10 01:06:15] kork [474/599] has challenged Alfie [68/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:04:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/14/10 05:42:52] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:21 towards level 76.
[10/15/10 11:13:34] Archeron [20/587] has challenged kork [180/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:22 is added to Archeron's clock.
[10/16/10 02:42:33] Suiseiseki [247/514] has come upon kork [223/599] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:06:27 is removed from Suiseiseki's clock.
[10/16/10 03:13:19] myspace, ToYKillAS, and kork [135/1732] have team battled TastyQQQs, sid77, and clsn [268/1918] and lost! 2 days, 08:29:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/10 20:05:53] kork broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:54 from level 76.
[10/17/10 09:25:45] Charana [438/656] has challenged kork [205/599] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:26:21 is removed from Charana's clock.
[10/17/10 22:40:13] kork [307/599] has come upon fuckyeah [262/1063] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:48:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/10 08:30:57] kork [477/599] has challenged simple [392/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:38:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/10 11:59:14] Alfie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/10 12:28:15] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/10 18:59:21] pravus, nohar, ToYKillAS, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/10 19:33:32] nexcastellan [71/820] has challenged kork [13/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:14:41 is removed from nexcastellan's clock.
[10/25/10 16:11:09] kork [143/599] has challenged Charris [74/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:20:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/25/10 21:12:11] Duph [807/821] has challenged kork [135/599] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:52:17 is removed from Duph's clock.
[10/25/10 22:12:23] ElectRo [613/1073] has challenged kork [271/599] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:44:27 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[10/26/10 13:49:03] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:33 towards level 76.
[10/26/10 16:16:11] the-wes [97/574] has challenged kork [385/599] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:32:03 is added to the-wes's clock.
[10/27/10 04:18:41] clsn [745/1051] has challenged kork [307/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:52:11 is removed from clsn's clock.
[10/27/10 16:48:18] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:37 towards level 76.
[10/28/10 20:06:59] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:08 from level 76.
[10/29/10 02:27:05] nohar, kork, and zorglub [1880/2772] have team battled NamelessOne, illuminata, and keeper_c [819/1871] and won! 1 day, 09:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/10 10:15:55] Duph [163/821] has come upon kork [64/599] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:12:51 is removed from Duph's clock.
[10/29/10 19:26:35] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:32 towards level 76.
[10/30/10 16:53:50] Charana and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/10 02:39:00] kork [128/599] has challenged keeper_c [985/1113] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:57 is added to kork's clock.
[10/31/10 11:22:24] Suiseiseki, kork, and ToYKillAS [1233/1571] have team battled Baldwin, myspace, and Babar [966/2057] and won! 0 days, 05:52:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/10 11:28:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 04:29:48 toward level 76.
[10/31/10 17:36:18] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:38 towards level 76.
[11/01/10 14:00:05] kork [88/599] has come upon NamelessOne [301/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:24 is added to kork's clock.
[11/01/10 14:12:44] kork [329/599] has come upon Juggaloon [451/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:56 is added to kork's clock.
[11/01/10 19:39:00] kork [377/891] has challenged Eraos [111/565] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/01/10 19:39:00] In the fierce battle, Eraos dropped his level 76 tunic! kork picks it up, tossing his old level 17 tunic to Eraos.
[11/04/10 12:01:10] Remaeus [5/448] has challenged kork [144/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:59 is added to Remaeus's clock.
[11/04/10 18:09:25] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:17:47 towards level 77.
[11/05/10 00:03:39] nexcastellan [672/820] has challenged kork [824/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:57:21 is added to nexcastellan's clock.
[11/05/10 01:03:53] qt-lib [363/629] has challenged kork [654/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:27:24 is added to qt-lib's clock.
[11/06/10 03:09:14] keeper_c [96/1113] has challenged kork [929/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:45:14 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[11/07/10 11:24:32] Ticho, Charana, and Charris [693/2181] have team battled Juggaloon, kork, and Babar [1589/2388] and lost! 0 days, 19:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/10 16:02:14] Archeron [560/612] has come upon kork [72/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:17 is removed from Archeron's clock.
[11/07/10 17:17:34] Hydrogenum [134/683] has challenged kork [531/955] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:44:47 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[11/07/10 18:07:53] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/10 05:20:07] nexcastellan [116/831] has challenged kork [708/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:36:22 is added to nexcastellan's clock.
[11/08/10 21:23:35] cybersystem [374/1023] has challenged kork [607/955] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:12:35 is added to cybersystem's clock.
[11/09/10 01:24:29] Juggaloon [359/557] has challenged kork [916/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:49 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[11/09/10 04:35:05] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/10 03:44:23] Cenhinen, masklin, and Broseidon [973/2293] have team battled TauPan, kork, and illuminata [1487/1965] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/10 08:31:19] Remaeus [408/448] has challenged kork [739/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:25:07 is added to Remaeus's clock.
[11/11/10 22:39:29] kork [362/955] has challenged greycat [579/762] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:50:12 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/10 14:11:20] nohar, kork, and Lurker [1918/3250] have team battled Merkel, Duph, and simcop2387 [1134/2347] and won! 1 day, 19:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/10 02:08:51] clsn [469/1051] has come upon kork [101/955] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:18:09 is removed from clsn's clock.
[11/13/10 02:45:32] Dodek [394/635] has challenged kork [200/955] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:50:11 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[11/13/10 17:48:38] kork [690/955] has challenged ElectRo [1047/1073] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:36:41 is added to kork's clock.
[11/13/10 18:48:52] kork [876/955] has challenged Plasmius [336/443] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:49:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/13/10 21:49:28] Teatime [154/579] has challenged kork [345/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:39 is added to Teatime's clock.
[11/14/10 06:51:21] kork [884/955] has challenged c0de [438/554] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/16/10 02:54:15] kork [556/955] has come upon pravus [101/1058] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:21:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/16/10 08:51:14] masklin [235/584] has come upon kork [66/955] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:32:21 is removed from masklin's clock.
[11/16/10 13:31:42] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:13:07 towards level 77.
[11/16/10 16:32:05] kork [868/955] has come upon iViLe [629/719] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:45:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/17/10 11:02:13] zorglub [523/733] has come upon kork [688/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:55:08 is added to zorglub's clock.
[11/17/10 13:24:35] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:00:00 towards level 77.
[11/17/10 21:36:39] kork [458/955] has come upon pravus [510/1058] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:33:53 is added to kork's clock.
[11/18/10 10:52:02] zorglub [256/733] has come upon kork [277/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:32:18 is added to zorglub's clock.
[11/18/10 12:42:19] kork [407/955] has come upon Infinoid [106/636] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:39:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/18/10 13:13:17] simcop2387 [371/667] has challenged kork [375/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:39 is added to simcop2387's clock.
[11/18/10 20:09:29] Charris, Juggaloon, and WrEtCh [1171/1655] have team battled allo, kork, and illuminata [64/2095] and won! 1 day, 07:07:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/10 22:06:36] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:36 from level 77.
[11/19/10 03:41:42] Zergus, the-wes, and Eraos [1281/1706] have team battled nexcastellan, kork, and red_ag [1148/2514] and won! 0 days, 15:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/10 22:20:09] kork [109/955] has challenged Babar [178/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:41:39 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/10 03:29:22] simple [200/508] has challenged kork [445/955] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to simple's clock.
[11/20/10 06:21:51] kork [165/955] has challenged masklin [575/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:14 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/10 08:32:12] diego, c0de, and iViLe [652/1567] have team battled sid77, kork, and Hydrogenum [325/2108] and won! 0 days, 02:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/10 09:07:38] kork [11/955] has come upon Eraos [387/512] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:56:10 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/10 15:13:56] kork [641/955] has come upon pravus [1023/1065] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:11:36 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/10 16:36:41] Broseidon and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/10 17:24:10] kork [563/955] has challenged damyan [137/981] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:01:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/20/10 20:24:48] kork [59/955] has challenged Turf [1186/1195] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:26:54 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/10 23:25:28] kork [26/955] has challenged simple [254/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:52:12 is added to kork's clock.
[11/21/10 07:27:10] kork [454/955] has challenged Zergus [130/617] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:20:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/21/10 09:39:30] Merkel [428/855] has come upon kork [579/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:35:26 is added to Merkel's clock.
[11/21/10 09:39:57] Merkel [273/855] has come upon kork [786/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:14:56 is added to Merkel's clock.
[11/22/10 09:51:13] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:34:02 towards level 77.
[11/22/10 12:34:25] Gerdesas [71/238] has challenged kork [854/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[11/22/10 16:01:41] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:42 towards level 77.
[11/22/10 19:12:42] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:03 towards level 77.
[11/24/10 00:54:44] nexcastellan stole kork's level 64 helm while they were sleeping! nexcastellan leaves his old level 39 helm behind, which kork then takes.
[11/25/10 04:29:31] ysabet and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/10 11:20:58] kork [107/928] has come upon cybersystem [888/1023] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:33:38 is added to kork's clock.
[11/25/10 20:50:37] Archeron [42/617] has challenged kork [538/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:57:08 is added to Archeron's clock.
[11/27/10 04:36:29] Cenhinen [671/1176] has come upon kork [779/928] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:21:11 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[11/27/10 05:41:48] csc2ya, damyan, and Dodek [652/2178] have team battled Zergus, suterismus, and kork [2378/2550] and lost! 2 days, 09:54:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/10 07:58:16] kork [576/928] has challenged nexcastellan [591/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:59:59 is added to kork's clock.
[11/28/10 05:56:32] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/10 06:05:49] Archeron [193/617] has challenged kork [29/928] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:22:42 is removed from Archeron's clock.
[11/29/10 13:53:23] kork [900/928] has come upon FreeBeak [279/468] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:49:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/29/10 16:16:58] diego [231/357] has come upon kork [316/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to diego's clock.
[11/29/10 23:28:56] Turf [31/1189] has come upon kork [663/928] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:29:38 is added to Turf's clock.
[11/30/10 06:16:49] nexcastellan [271/854] has challenged kork [647/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:32:38 is added to nexcastellan's clock.
[12/01/10 09:28:04] kork, Archeron, and Hydrogenum [194/2232] have team battled ElectRo, TauPan, and pravus [2321/2813] and lost! 0 days, 23:21:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/10 18:13:51] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:24 towards level 77.
[12/01/10 19:11:50] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:39 towards level 77.
[12/02/10 00:26:53] Infinoid [617/644] has challenged kork [351/928] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:23:42 is removed from Infinoid's clock.
[12/02/10 13:29:59] Manos [50/963] has challenged kork [351/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:45 is added to Manos's clock.
[12/03/10 04:33:28] kork [456/928] has challenged WrEtCh [236/492] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/03/10 09:19:06] hvtuananh [45/332] has come upon kork [91/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:18 is added to hvtuananh's clock.
[12/03/10 09:34:36] kork [212/928] has challenged DrDick [367/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:20 is added to kork's clock.
[12/04/10 01:00:30] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:31 towards level 77.
[12/04/10 22:42:59] kork [763/928] has challenged Charris [330/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/05/10 08:21:24] kork [629/928] has come upon lipek [136/936] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:27:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/06/10 00:50:55] kork [134/928] has challenged DrDick [269/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:35:39 is added to kork's clock.
[12/06/10 21:52:24] kork [783/936] has come upon Zergus [43/610] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:32:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/07/10 02:36:25] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/10 10:58:01] kork [877/936] has challenged ElectRo [700/1098] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:31:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/08/10 10:02:46] simple [67/508] has challenged kork [910/936] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:05:52 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/10 12:45:35] nexcastellan [167/854] has come upon kork [319/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:45 is added to nexcastellan's clock.
[12/08/10 22:05:18] Turf [1173/1189] has challenged kork [922/936] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:43:28 is removed from Turf's clock.
[12/09/10 03:06:23] kork [631/936] has challenged ElectRo [593/1098] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:04:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/09/10 15:58:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 16:55:36 toward level 77.
[12/09/10 23:28:56] ElectRo, kork, Duph, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/10 04:11:33] kork [622/936] has challenged ToYKillAS [183/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:46:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/10/10 09:41:49] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:56 towards level 77.
[12/11/10 00:06:47] Dave and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/10 02:31:30] kork [410/940] has challenged clone [24/48] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:32:44 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/11/10 19:44:18] kork, eulalia, and c0de [402/2392] have team battled hvtuananh, Alfie, and greycat [376/1733] and won! 0 days, 06:09:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/10 19:20:30] kork, pravus, and Teatime [2320/2728] have team battled FreeBeak, Hydrogenum, and cybersystem [1312/2205] and won! 2 days, 13:38:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/10 07:05:58] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:10:20 towards level 78.
[12/13/10 09:42:59] kork [329/940] has come upon hawk [30/675] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:57:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/14/10 05:33:15] kork [275/940] has come upon dxtr [61/693] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:45:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/14/10 12:29:48] kork [317/940] has come upon zorglub [361/733] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:07:41 is added to kork's clock.
[12/14/10 15:34:39] kork [253/940] has challenged red_ag [55/441] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:08:21 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/15/10 05:37:41] kork [504/940] has challenged Infinoid [68/644] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:04:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/15/10 06:15:43] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:30:03 towards level 78.
[12/15/10 22:16:30] kork [695/940] has come upon nexcastellan [430/855] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:21:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/16/10 00:41:50] masklin [142/575] has challenged kork [502/940] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:19:37 is added to masklin's clock.
[12/16/10 06:43:07] Archeron [612/622] has challenged kork [159/940] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:44:07 is removed from Archeron's clock.
[12/17/10 08:12:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 14 days, 08:03:22 toward level 78.
[12/18/10 02:52:42] kork [227/940] has challenged Duph [172/843] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:18:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/18/10 08:01:51] Teatime [123/723] has come upon kork [6/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:38:36 is removed from Teatime's clock.
[12/18/10 10:54:28] kork [539/940] has challenged ToYKillAS [100/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:25:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/19/10 10:26:17] VxD stole kork's level 77 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! VxD leaves his old level 31 pair of gloves behind, which kork then takes.
[12/19/10 16:00:39] kork [789/889] has challenged Broseidon [384/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:04:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/20/10 08:04:03] eulalia [254/685] has challenged kork [748/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:34:19 is added to eulalia's clock.
[12/20/10 11:57:24] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:57 towards level 78.
[12/21/10 21:47:41] kork [479/889] has come upon masklin [44/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:33:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/22/10 02:21:22] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:07 from level 78.
[12/22/10 13:44:17] ysabet and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/10 05:33:30] DrDick, kork, and Teatime [736/2275] have team battled Merkel, Manos, and illuminata [322/2212] and won! 0 days, 01:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/10 20:00:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 21:06:27 from level 78.
[12/23/10 22:15:39] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:59 from level 78.
[12/24/10 17:13:40] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:17 from level 78.
[12/25/10 00:44:47] Zergus, Grim, Eraos, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/10 09:41:28] kork [289/889] has come upon Remaeus [254/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:39:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/26/10 00:32:41] kork [334/889] has challenged suterismus [721/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:24 is added to kork's clock.
[12/26/10 12:02:35] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:52 towards level 78.
[12/26/10 17:56:42] simcop2387, simple, and kork [1693/2053] have team battled allo, ElectRo, and c0de [947/2578] and won! 0 days, 15:14:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/10 21:42:18] ToYKillAS, Ticho, and pravus [389/2220] have team battled kork, geekboi, and red_ag [897/2253] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/10 00:21:21] geekboi, lipek, and SoUkSoU [1754/2182] have team battled masklin, kork, and Hydrogenum [1397/2181] and won! 0 days, 16:24:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/10 16:36:30] Alfie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/10 06:44:01] Duph [597/843] has challenged kork [564/889] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:13:04 is removed from Duph's clock.
[12/28/10 09:44:43] Woo [950/1157] has challenged kork [97/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:23:18 is removed from Woo's clock.
[12/28/10 10:14:04] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:14 towards level 78.
[12/28/10 15:14:56] Cenhinen [388/1180] has come upon kork [587/889] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:36:01 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[12/28/10 17:42:03] Hydrogenum, nexcastellan, and greycat [1375/2371] have team battled kork, Juggaloon, and Babar [513/2326] and won! 0 days, 00:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/10 06:49:11] kork [2/889] has challenged suterismus [936/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:25:22 is added to kork's clock.
[12/29/10 10:33:55] kork, Duph, and Teatime [978/2479] have team battled greycat, hawk, and illuminata [902/1875] and won! 0 days, 20:17:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/10 14:51:02] kork [640/889] has challenged clsn [772/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:02 is added to kork's clock.
[12/29/10 15:51:20] kork [4/889] has challenged Turf [307/1182] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:08:30 is added to kork's clock.
[12/30/10 03:42:37] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:01 towards level 78.
[12/30/10 17:35:47] kork [138/889] has come upon the-wes [2/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:37:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/31/10 04:18:18] kork [91/889] has come upon Duph [129/843] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:13 is added to kork's clock.
[12/31/10 09:17:36] suterismus, qurk, and ysabet [1100/2399] have team battled Juggaloon, SudoKing, and kork [1725/1804] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/10 11:35:35] DrDick, allo, and gipyelrah [216/2142] have team battled Alfie, Woo, and kork [377/2570] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/11 10:21:19] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:01 towards level 78.
[01/02/11 15:12:00] kork [14/889] has challenged iViLe [649/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:32:00 is added to kork's clock.
[01/02/11 19:12:55] kork [56/889] has challenged damyan [521/1000] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:06:00 is added to kork's clock.
[01/02/11 22:13:29] simple [0/508] has challenged kork [214/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:29 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/11 02:44:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 17:38:51 toward level 78.
[01/07/11 12:40:25] kork [469/889] has challenged simcop2387 [557/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:04 is added to kork's clock.
[01/08/11 01:14:46] kork and jer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/11 11:36:18] Broseidon, illuminata, DrDick, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/11 13:48:24] Dave [94/443] has challenged kork [549/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Dave's clock.
[01/08/11 21:09:10] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:04 from level 78.
[01/09/11 16:51:53] VxD [482/997] has challenged kork [263/889] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:51:42 is removed from VxD's clock.
[01/10/11 03:34:34] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/11 01:25:56] Cenhinen [995/1175] has come upon kork [87/889] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:52:02 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[01/11/11 19:09:15] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/11 04:05:08] Gerdesas [110/457] has challenged kork [372/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:02 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[01/15/11 13:35:16] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:43:33 from level 78.
[01/15/11 23:25:35] kork [686/889] has challenged Juggaloon [521/562] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:09:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/16/11 06:00:55] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:33 from level 78.
[01/16/11 18:33:22] kork [833/889] has come upon c0de [35/785] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:53:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/16/11 20:33:08] rufus, Broseidon, and the-wes [908/1706] have team battled Dave, kork, and jer [485/1695] and won! 1 day, 00:44:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/11 03:58:00] rufus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/11 07:32:38] ysabet [897/1096] has challenged kork [465/889] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:26:23 is removed from ysabet's clock.
[01/17/11 10:33:19] kork [137/889] has challenged He-Man [87/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:00:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/17/11 23:36:20] kork [739/889] has challenged blizgerg [82/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:05:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/18/11 03:38:30] debio and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/11 06:24:55] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:42 towards level 78.
[01/18/11 10:37:54] Fum [0/1] has challenged kork [160/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Fum's clock.
[01/19/11 08:05:42] Zylche and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/11 09:38:46] kork [323/889] has come upon greycat [331/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:59:56 is added to kork's clock.
[01/19/11 19:46:26] kork [650/889] has challenged Archeron [499/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:20:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/20/11 02:36:07] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:16 towards level 78.
[01/20/11 21:22:11] kork [502/889] has come upon He-Man [252/472] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:03:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/21/11 16:40:36] Alfie, TauPan, kork, and joshcryer have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/11 08:42:04] kork [454/889] has come upon FreeBeak [266/468] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:15:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/22/11 09:55:07] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:08 towards level 78.
[01/22/11 15:33:10] suterismus, dick, and qt-lib [201/1961] have team battled c0de, PigmonkeY, and kork [1026/1843] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/11 15:32:09] nexcastellan [654/872] has come upon kork [564/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:35:13 is removed from nexcastellan's clock.
[01/23/11 18:05:53] DrDick, keeper_c, and kork [2298/2706] have team battled illuminata, Plasmastar, and qt-lib [1404/1968] and won! 2 days, 11:29:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/11 05:10:50] rufus [519/521] has challenged kork [343/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:57:51 is removed from rufus's clock.
[01/24/11 08:48:41] kork [737/889] has come upon suterismus [257/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:39:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/24/11 08:59:59] PigmonkeY, Teatime, and DrDick [381/1610] have team battled ElectRo, kork, and Baldwin [454/2450] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/11 08:22:36] kork [691/889] has challenged ScarySloth [247/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:49:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/26/11 08:46:56] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:27 from level 78.
[01/26/11 23:26:17] kork [640/889] has challenged masklin [246/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:04:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/26/11 23:27:35] kork and joshcryer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/11 04:39:18] ysabet and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/11 14:29:54] kork [881/889] has challenged Dave [16/443] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:02:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/27/11 17:30:37] kork [830/889] has challenged jer [8/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:54:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/27/11 19:47:30] c0de, masklin, and nathanbaxter [1023/1694] have team battled Infinoid, kork, and Gerdesas [1821/2014] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/11 02:48:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 19:03:14 from level 78.
[01/28/11 10:34:22] kork [847/889] has challenged DarkSiL [291/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/28/11 20:36:48] kork [202/889] has challenged Alfie [321/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:41:10 is added to kork's clock.
[02/11/11 04:57:08] kork [500/889] has challenged gipyelrah [273/709] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:39:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/11/11 19:00:39] Dodek [514/647] has challenged kork [32/889] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:32:13 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[02/12/11 00:48:38] kork [152/889] has come upon suterismus [333/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:24:35 is added to kork's clock.
[02/12/11 18:06:05] debio [352/464] has challenged kork [382/889] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:27:00 is added to debio's clock.
[02/12/11 18:20:49] kork [285/889] has come upon Eraos [473/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:59:37 is added to kork's clock.
[02/12/11 23:07:13] masklin [570/577] has challenged kork [568/889] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:12 is removed from masklin's clock.
[02/13/11 20:12:05] kork [796/889] has challenged scjody [24/256] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:53:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/14/11 00:12:58] joshcryer [345/532] has challenged kork [44/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:25:42 is removed from joshcryer's clock.
[02/14/11 02:13:23] dxtr [590/696] has challenged kork [170/889] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:39:38 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[02/14/11 23:34:00] scjody [206/305] has challenged kork [643/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to scjody's clock.
[02/15/11 04:55:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 09:40:03 toward level 78.
[02/15/11 07:20:10] Grim [169/788] has challenged kork [328/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:56:37 is added to Grim's clock.
[02/16/11 11:21:40] kork [182/889] has come upon Eraos [248/533] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:40:38 is added to kork's clock.
[02/16/11 11:26:41] sid77 [83/470] has challenged kork [494/889] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:22:08 is added to sid77's clock.
[02/17/11 05:04:49] nathanbaxter [275/362] has challenged kork [27/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:10 is removed from nathanbaxter's clock.
[02/17/11 05:04:49] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 300 weapon! nathanbaxter picks it up, tossing his old level 29 weapon to kork.
[02/17/11 15:55:25] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/11 06:37:15] FreeBeak [436/460] has come upon kork [449/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:23 is added to FreeBeak's clock.
[02/19/11 20:01:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 7 days, 20:27:47 toward level 78.
[02/20/11 01:41:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 14:14:19 from level 78.
[02/20/11 08:47:04] kork [105/578] has come upon felipe [110/451] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:24:59 is added to kork's clock.
[02/20/11 16:50:07] lipek [2/913] has challenged kork [13/578] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:10:08 is added to lipek's clock.
[02/22/11 01:57:56] He-Man [19/472] has challenged kork [48/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:18 is added to He-Man's clock.
[02/22/11 10:52:47] ElectRo, c0de, kork, and Duph have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/11 17:24:02] kork and joshcryer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/11 11:50:05] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:30 towards level 78.
[02/23/11 13:06:20] DrDick [164/676] has challenged kork [291/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:33:02 is added to DrDick's clock.
[02/23/11 15:09:07] csc2ya [516/551] has challenged kork [333/578] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:49:40 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[02/23/11 16:09:20] kork [113/578] has challenged Pixielo [372/742] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:59 is added to kork's clock.
[02/24/11 13:14:17] kork [117/578] has challenged Babar [96/828] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:45:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/24/11 14:14:31] kork [389/578] has challenged illuminata [7/369] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:40:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/24/11 15:14:43] Lurker [409/857] has challenged kork [94/578] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:30:56 is removed from Lurker's clock.
[02/25/11 16:20:42] felipe [267/369] has challenged kork [92/578] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:00:51 is removed from felipe's clock.
[02/26/11 02:42:27] Archeron, gipyelrah, and nosklo [1205/1726] have team battled ScarySloth, kork, and c0de [1256/1831] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/11 05:43:07] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:37 towards level 78.
[02/26/11 15:25:26] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:00:06 towards level 78.
[02/28/11 08:35:56] c0de [558/785] has challenged kork [399/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:23 is removed from c0de's clock.
[02/28/11 11:29:38] kork [499/578] has come upon debio [39/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:22:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/01/11 03:40:25] blizgerg [132/382] has challenged kork [328/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:23 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[03/01/11 04:40:37] kork [43/578] has challenged Babar [273/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:39 is added to kork's clock.
[03/01/11 08:41:35] kork [543/578] has challenged Baldwin [343/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:21:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/01/11 08:41:35] In the fierce battle, Baldwin dropped his level 52 pair of boots! kork picks it up, tossing his old level 41 pair of boots to Baldwin.
[03/01/11 10:42:03] illuminata [306/369] has challenged kork [129/590] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:44:55 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[03/02/11 20:19:28] kork [249/590] has come upon c0de [20/785] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:09:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/11 20:58:05] Grim [546/796] has challenged kork [582/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:44:03 is added to Grim's clock.
[03/04/11 14:31:15] ScarySloth, Pixielo, keeper_c, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/11 23:22:56] ElectRo, Broseidon, and kork [2049/2228] have team battled Frieked, nathanbaxter, and illuminata [649/1446] and won! 1 day, 12:51:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/11 11:11:25] Juggaloon [355/562] has challenged kork [583/590] in combat and lost! 21 days, 01:53:34 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[03/05/11 13:50:26] Beavis, DrDick, Ticho, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/11 00:19:35] kork [479/590] has challenged jer [156/358] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/07/11 13:02:09] Juggaloon [305/562] has come upon kork [551/590] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 17:36:25 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[03/07/11 19:03:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 16:23:04 toward level 78.
[03/08/11 04:25:57] kork [245/590] has challenged Dave [137/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:02:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/08/11 11:27:40] suterismus [67/1010] has challenged kork [248/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:47:15 is added to suterismus's clock.
[03/08/11 14:28:20] kork [579/590] has challenged Woo [96/1153] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/08/11 15:24:37] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:32 towards level 78.
[03/09/11 19:34:57] kork [149/590] has challenged Alfie [13/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:02:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/09/11 20:35:12] blizgerg [163/385] has challenged kork [561/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:40:36 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[03/10/11 11:03:54] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:56 towards level 78.
[03/11/11 04:25:51] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:31 towards level 78.
[03/11/11 07:33:55] pravus, c0de, and Archeron [921/2507] have team battled kork, nathanbaxter, and DrBacchus [729/1868] and won! 2 days, 09:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/11 09:43:47] kork [498/590] has challenged Beavis [649/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:15 is added to kork's clock.
[03/12/11 05:02:44] Zergus, illuminata, and kork [1262/1568] have team battled Frieked, allo, and lipek [1523/2124] and lost! 0 days, 04:09:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/11 06:59:40] kork [64/590] has challenged Yuktii [177/637] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:13:32 is added to kork's clock.
[03/13/11 12:55:21] kork [531/590] has challenged Manos [102/981] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:25:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/13/11 12:55:21] kork has dealt Manos a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:04:55 is added to Manos's clock.
[03/13/11 14:55:49] Juggaloon [222/562] has challenged kork [213/590] in combat and won! 17 days, 13:48:19 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[03/16/11 05:31:29] kork [296/590] has come upon Yuktii [195/778] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:49:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/16/11 17:04:49] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:19:23 towards level 79.
[03/16/11 23:14:08] kork [63/590] has challenged DrDick [267/676] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:54:36 is added to kork's clock.
[03/17/11 08:16:10] kork [225/590] has challenged allo [429/775] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:14:32 is added to kork's clock.
[03/17/11 09:36:23] kork [321/590] has come upon illuminata [20/358] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:29:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/18/11 15:08:54] nathanbaxter, Duph, and Juggaloon [1520/2122] have team battled Merkel, kork, and Dave [1483/1942] and won! 0 days, 11:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/11 06:29:09] kork [325/590] has challenged simple [463/534] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:26:21 is added to kork's clock.
[03/20/11 22:35:17] kork [274/590] has come upon Zergus [142/611] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:16:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/21/11 00:41:15] kork [299/590] has challenged Ticho [382/700] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:44:58 is added to kork's clock.
[03/21/11 08:08:30] Zergus, kork, simple, and VxD have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/11 09:39:59] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:45:14 towards level 79.
[04/05/11 19:43:15] andreasr [57/94] has challenged kork [488/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to andreasr's clock.
[04/05/11 21:44:34] Nofew [41/101] has challenged kork [368/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/05/11 23:00:49] kork [95/590] has challenged sid77 [464/470] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:05:52 is added to kork's clock.
[04/06/11 11:03:17] TauPan [395/556] has challenged kork [213/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:59:51 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/06/11 16:09:03] sid77 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/11 18:10:01] Zergus [17/611] has challenged kork [582/590] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:29:29 is added to Zergus's clock.
[04/08/11 05:12:34] kork [326/590] has challenged Con [100/172] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/09/11 13:43:15] TauPan, kork, and Babar [907/1974] have team battled melic, Nofew, and allo [1036/1259] and lost! 1 day, 01:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/11 17:27:42] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:09:23 from level 79.
[04/10/11 00:27:20] melic [244/251] has challenged kork [408/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to melic's clock.
[04/10/11 07:23:58] kork [133/590] has challenged Alfie [177/415] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:23:45 is added to kork's clock.
[04/10/11 15:25:58] Turf [214/1227] has challenged kork [256/590] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:24:37 is added to Turf's clock.
[04/10/11 18:40:47] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/11 08:14:05] kork, melic, and Gerdesas [7/1338] have team battled Merkel, felipe, and Ttech [1099/2056] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/11 09:47:35] DrDick [65/685] has challenged kork [71/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:57:41 is added to DrDick's clock.
[04/14/11 22:06:20] TimRiker [20/372] has come upon kork [508/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:21:28 is added to TimRiker's clock.
[04/15/11 03:46:47] kork and Dweesil have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/11 03:52:03] kork [211/590] has challenged illuminata [69/448] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:45:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/15/11 09:53:28] kork [137/590] has challenged Dweesil [192/344] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:32:59 is added to kork's clock.
[04/15/11 18:26:11] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:11:40 towards level 79.
[04/15/11 18:55:33] kork [102/590] has challenged Dave [225/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:12:44 is added to kork's clock.
[04/16/11 03:59:46] geekboi [130/930] has challenged kork [328/590] in combat and lost! 12 days, 20:24:53 is added to geekboi's clock.
[04/16/11 08:45:46] kork and Dweesil have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/11 09:35:50] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:05 towards level 79.
[04/17/11 03:08:37] scjody [487/590] has challenged kork [429/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:29 is removed from scjody's clock.
[04/17/11 10:58:23] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:41 towards level 79.
[04/17/11 13:06:50] nosklo [244/426] has challenged kork [183/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:03:43 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[04/17/11 13:06:50] nosklo has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:49:39 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/11 21:51:49] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/11 02:09:39] jetskijoe [484/658] has challenged kork [3/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:37 is removed from jetskijoe's clock.
[04/18/11 09:45:37] kork [545/590] has come upon greycat [463/723] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:10:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/19/11 12:16:11] Elessar [207/264] has challenged kork [353/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Elessar's clock.
[04/19/11 15:19:51] c0de [713/785] has challenged kork [623/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:43:15 is removed from c0de's clock.
[04/19/11 17:15:02] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:18:47 from level 79.
[04/20/11 13:47:23] the-wes, Grim, kork, and VxD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/11 17:49:27] Merkel, keeper_c, and kork [945/2627] have team battled Zergus, Archeron, and Dweesil [1309/1659] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/11 08:14:39] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:21 towards level 79.
[04/22/11 00:32:32] kork [647/860] has challenged tool8 [217/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:59:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/22/11 03:32:15] kork [126/860] has come upon piblito [105/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:32:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/22/11 21:38:42] nosklo [344/452] has come upon kork [792/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:51:08 is added to nosklo's clock.
[04/23/11 09:41:51] kork [161/860] has challenged iViLe [744/772] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:26:52 is added to kork's clock.
[04/23/11 15:43:09] kork [457/860] has challenged illuminata [238/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:24:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/23/11 16:54:04] scjody [292/590] has challenged kork [706/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to scjody's clock.
[04/23/11 17:43:37] jetskijoe [400/620] has challenged kork [725/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:21 is added to jetskijoe's clock.
[04/23/11 23:44:55] kork [121/860] has challenged Remaeus [96/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/26/11 01:23:07] kork [580/860] has come upon CityHicks [78/216] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/26/11 07:28:58] kork, Bassetts, and pravus [2451/2620] have team battled gipyelrah, Frieked, and piblito [1471/1559] and won! 0 days, 11:43:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/11 21:51:07] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:10 towards level 79.
[04/28/11 11:12:11] Frieked [444/467] has challenged kork [686/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:45:07 is added to Frieked's clock.
[04/28/11 12:31:47] SoUkSoU, He-Man, and suiside [1072/1185] have team battled kork, jetskijoe, and f3xy [844/1849] and won! 0 days, 08:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/11 13:01:49] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/11 19:14:11] kork [198/860] has challenged nosklo [293/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:45 is added to kork's clock.
[04/29/11 06:16:49] kork [141/860] has challenged Remaeus [203/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:14:51 is added to kork's clock.
[04/29/11 11:18:14] DrDick [198/698] has challenged kork [675/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:35:02 is added to DrDick's clock.
[04/29/11 16:14:35] keeper_c, TauPan, and Charris [76/2221] have team battled kork, Hydrogenum, and blizgerg [958/2013] and lost! 1 day, 20:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/11 17:19:42] cybersystem [392/1048] has challenged kork [852/860] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:30:31 is added to cybersystem's clock.
[04/29/11 17:35:48] c0de, gipyelrah, and pravus [1793/2666] have team battled TimRiker, kork, and ysabet [893/2356] and won! 1 day, 08:46:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/11 18:19:54] Eraos [250/533] has challenged kork [220/860] in combat and won! 16 days, 02:13:49 is removed from Eraos's clock.
[04/29/11 19:52:05] f3xy stole kork's level 264 weapon while they were sleeping! f3xy leaves his old level 31 weapon behind, which kork then takes.
[04/30/11 04:37:19] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:08:33 from level 79.
[05/01/11 22:12:31] Juggaloon [204/536] has come upon kork [566/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:29 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[05/02/11 06:07:47] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:03:00 towards level 79.
[05/02/11 10:22:01] Manos [812/981] has come upon kork [408/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:25:21 is removed from Manos's clock.
[05/06/11 09:00:06] Deltor [538/579] has challenged kork [600/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:50 is added to Deltor's clock.
[05/06/11 11:36:15] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:38:52 towards level 79.
[05/06/11 14:25:20] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:26:16 towards level 79.
[05/06/11 22:15:27] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:19:45 towards level 79.
[05/07/11 21:08:16] kork [449/603] has challenged tool8 [124/307] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:11:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/08/11 06:10:16] Grim [236/816] has challenged kork [88/603] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:18:03 is removed from Grim's clock.
[05/08/11 15:12:19] kork [141/603] has challenged greycat [169/459] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:55:50 is added to kork's clock.
[05/08/11 19:02:13] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:35:46 from level 79.
[05/08/11 21:13:36] kork [74/603] has challenged suterismus [672/1024] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:22:26 is added to kork's clock.
[05/09/11 06:15:35] DrDick [504/698] has challenged kork [200/603] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:56:12 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[05/09/11 07:34:43] Zergus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/11 13:17:08] kork [142/603] has challenged tool8 [15/307] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:45:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/09/11 15:17:35] kork [252/603] has challenged Alfie [163/415] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:03:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/09/11 16:17:50] He-Man [473/480] has challenged kork [243/603] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:59:58 is removed from He-Man's clock.
[05/09/11 17:18:04] kork [89/603] has challenged DrDick [403/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:40:55 is added to kork's clock.
[05/10/11 00:15:59] jetskijoe, lipek, c0de, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/11 07:21:18] kork [475/603] has challenged He-Man [82/480] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:21:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/11/11 04:20:55] f3xy stole kork's level 67 charm while they were sleeping! f3xy leaves his old level 51 charm behind, which kork then takes.
[05/11/11 18:29:31] kork [139/586] has challenged Infinoid [255/605] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:23:08 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/11 07:32:48] kork [450/586] has challenged keeper_c [271/1144] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:47:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/12/11 11:33:45] kork [478/586] has challenged nosklo [357/452] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:53:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/12/11 18:14:05] kork sharpened the edge of his weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/11 20:37:49] piblito, Infinoid, tool8, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/11 07:24:57] kork [32/589] has challenged OldleBot [259/1468] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:44:21 is added to kork's clock.
[05/14/11 00:05:58] Merkel [66/642] has come upon kork [517/589] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:31:28 is added to Merkel's clock.
[05/14/11 13:28:45] Lagman [0/1] has challenged kork [308/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Lagman's clock.
[05/14/11 13:41:37] Lagman [0/3] has challenged kork [233/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Lagman's clock.
[05/14/11 14:58:04] Lagman [0/1] has challenged kork [547/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Lagman's clock.
[05/14/11 19:46:49] DrDick [543/698] has challenged kork [349/589] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:02:59 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[05/14/11 20:30:08] the-wes, dxrt, and kork [504/1729] have team battled DrDick, pravus, and Deltor [297/2364] and won! 0 days, 07:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/11 21:47:20] Alfie [166/417] has challenged kork [167/589] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:55 is added to Alfie's clock.
[05/14/11 23:47:46] Deltor [522/600] has challenged kork [462/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:52:18 is removed from Deltor's clock.
[05/15/11 03:48:42] Remaeus [198/569] has challenged kork [441/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:43:50 is added to Remaeus's clock.
[05/15/11 10:50:57] kork [440/589] has come upon clsn [265/993] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:45:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/15/11 11:44:56] kork [23/589] has come upon tool8 [66/299] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:39:52 is added to kork's clock.
[05/15/11 14:42:00] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:06 towards level 79.
[05/16/11 06:55:09] kork [360/595] has challenged clsn [775/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:02:59 is added to kork's clock.
[05/16/11 16:08:10] kork [40/595] has come upon keeper_c [144/1144] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:04:34 is added to kork's clock.
[05/17/11 05:32:01] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:07:13 from level 79.
[05/17/11 06:00:37] Grim [328/816] has challenged kork [555/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:08 is added to Grim's clock.
[05/18/11 01:05:10] kork [348/595] has challenged simmy [694/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:23:00 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/11 08:06:53] felipe [319/362] has challenged kork [472/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:15:05 is added to felipe's clock.
[05/18/11 11:02:59] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:59 towards level 79.
[05/18/11 12:12:37] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:26 towards level 79.
[05/18/11 14:08:18] kork [210/595] has challenged clsn [451/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:47:44 is added to kork's clock.
[05/21/11 16:25:32] kork [191/595] has challenged Alfie [259/417] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:23:59 is added to kork's clock.
[05/21/11 18:25:59] DrBacchus [85/572] has challenged kork [143/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:46:05 is added to DrBacchus's clock.
[05/22/11 06:35:21] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/11 12:50:06] dxrt [105/378] has challenged kork [140/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to dxrt's clock.
[05/23/11 01:01:28] TauPan, gipyelrah, and Charris [2001/2075] have team battled TimRiker, kork, and Deltor [600/1610] and won! 6 days, 04:38:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/11 02:28:15] kork [392/595] has come upon Pixielo [633/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:30:57 is added to kork's clock.
[05/23/11 05:34:09] kork [365/595] has challenged Yuktii [337/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:17:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/23/11 14:19:51] dxrt [22/381] has challenged kork [505/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:22:33 is added to dxrt's clock.
[05/24/11 03:43:21] kork [266/595] has come upon gipyelrah [321/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:08:02 is added to kork's clock.
[05/24/11 06:40:00] kork [238/595] has challenged Alfie [222/417] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:28:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/24/11 08:40:30] kork [184/595] has challenged DrBacchus [501/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:47:31 is added to kork's clock.
[05/24/11 15:27:26] keeper_c [556/1156] has challenged kork [483/595] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:16:10 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[05/25/11 03:16:20] f3xy, kork, and DrBacchus [1743/1797] have team battled He-Man, piblito, and suterismus [733/1990] and won! 1 day, 22:41:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/11 07:31:39] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:23:48 towards level 79.
[05/25/11 21:58:02] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:33:49 from level 79.
[05/28/11 17:29:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 12:35:36 toward level 79.
[05/28/11 22:05:37] Alfie [341/419] has challenged kork [58/595] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:32:21 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[05/29/11 02:06:31] TauPan [466/617] has challenged kork [50/595] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:15:04 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/29/11 07:15:00] kork, Charris, and simmy [355/1910] have team battled masklin, c0de, and Grim [252/2363] and won! 0 days, 15:16:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/11 18:10:04] kork [491/595] has challenged squirrel [201/293] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:37:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/29/11 18:22:43] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:23 towards level 79.
[05/29/11 18:27:05] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:07 towards level 79.
[05/31/11 02:32:04] Infinoid, kork, and Juggaloon [345/1736] have team battled suiside, Alfie, and squirrel [295/1591] and won! 0 days, 08:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/11 22:12:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 10 days, 19:54:07 toward level 79.
[05/31/11 22:21:36] felipe [328/368] has challenged kork [425/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:34:09 is added to felipe's clock.
[06/01/11 09:24:08] simmy, Infinoid, keeper_c, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/11 12:06:08] Infinoid, kork, and DrDick [1668/1909] have team battled masklin, Skyy, and Grim [108/1959] and won! 0 days, 02:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/11 20:26:29] Skyy [478/508] has challenged kork [288/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:05 is removed from Skyy's clock.
[06/02/11 14:30:36] kork [18/595] has challenged Grim [97/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:31 is added to kork's clock.
[06/03/11 00:32:50] kork [273/595] has challenged clsn [81/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:07:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/03/11 02:33:16] kork [167/595] has challenged felipe [242/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:18 is added to kork's clock.
[06/03/11 04:33:45] Juggaloon [272/531] has challenged kork [49/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:54 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[06/03/11 12:35:26] kork [169/595] has challenged DrBacchus [13/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/03/11 13:35:38] kork [351/595] has challenged simmy [122/807] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/03/11 21:39:13] DrBacchus [185/593] has challenged kork [515/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to DrBacchus's clock.
[06/03/11 21:41:19] Skyy [109/763] has challenged kork [373/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Skyy's clock.
[06/04/11 18:24:28] simmy, Grim, and Infinoid [439/2333] have team battled masklin, suiside, and kork [1523/1956] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/11 21:42:40] kork [176/595] has challenged tool8 [155/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/04/11 21:42:40] kork has dealt tool8 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:44:05 is added to tool8's clock.
[06/04/11 22:31:23] kork [588/599] has challenged Gillis57 [145/207] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:54:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/04/11 23:43:06] kork [495/599] has challenged felipe [116/368] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:03:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/05/11 02:32:11] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/11 04:44:15] TauPan [568/578] has challenged kork [495/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:43:14 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/05/11 06:44:42] masklin [53/555] has challenged kork [355/599] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:17:09 is added to masklin's clock.
[06/05/11 09:45:22] Infinoid [224/610] has challenged kork [227/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:32:35 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[06/06/11 01:54:32] DrDick, Infinoid, and Charris [472/1822] have team battled Grim, kork, and DrBacchus [1448/2128] and lost! 2 days, 13:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/11 07:50:21] kork [299/599] has challenged masklin [335/555] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:00:59 is added to kork's clock.
[06/06/11 21:30:25] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:32 towards level 80.
[06/07/11 12:02:57] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:31:18 from level 80.
[06/07/11 14:59:30] kork [377/599] has challenged OldleBot [204/1468] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:27:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/07/11 21:02:59] DrBacchus, Skyy, and kork [592/1955] have team battled TauPan, Grim, and Juggaloon [1305/2333] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/11 23:03:23] Merkel [416/621] has challenged kork [392/599] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:25:34 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[06/08/11 04:04:24] kork [126/599] has challenged Remaeus [133/569] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:20:05 is added to kork's clock.
[06/09/11 15:40:13] Infinoid [292/610] has come upon kork [579/599] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:43:10 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[06/09/11 22:16:12] DrDick [459/717] has challenged kork [122/599] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:59:44 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[06/10/11 04:29:59] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:50:47 towards level 80.
[06/11/11 09:19:49] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:53:39 towards level 80.
[06/11/11 12:45:03] He-Man, Grim, dxrt, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/11 16:37:40] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:27:52 towards level 80.
[06/12/11 02:38:22] s1cz [4/15] has challenged kork [322/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to s1cz's clock.
[06/12/11 04:08:39] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:58:25 towards level 80.
[06/12/11 04:49:44] kork [128/599] has challenged cirdan [12/149] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:54 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/12/11 08:50:25] kork [463/599] has challenged tool8 [210/321] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:26:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/12/11 12:19:15] cirdan [54/212] has challenged kork [118/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to cirdan's clock.
[06/12/11 22:47:09] kork [108/599] has challenged DrDick [156/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:12:16 is added to kork's clock.
[06/13/11 04:48:10] Babar [708/817] has challenged kork [504/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:18:07 is removed from Babar's clock.
[06/13/11 06:48:29] kork [131/599] has challenged tool8 [50/321] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:12:44 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/13/11 12:44:20] kork [118/599] has come upon gipyelrah [100/937] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:32:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/13/11 17:45:48] Xerrao [45/173] has challenged kork [586/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Xerrao's clock.
[06/13/11 20:09:30] GaveUp [63/97] has challenged kork [187/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[06/14/11 00:51:50] Charris [149/495] has challenged kork [420/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:31:01 is added to Charris's clock.
[06/14/11 13:54:07] suiside [752/851] has challenged kork [316/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:09 is removed from suiside's clock.
[06/14/11 16:53:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 13:29:31 from level 80.
[06/14/11 17:16:29] kork [18/599] has come upon TauPan [419/578] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:38:03 is added to kork's clock.
[06/14/11 18:55:13] kork [504/599] has challenged Deltor [475/614] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:45:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/15/11 06:41:06] Xethron [165/289] has challenged kork [29/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from Xethron's clock.
[06/16/11 04:11:38] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:59:00 from level 80.
[06/16/11 07:03:01] kork [202/599] has come upon Charris [31/495] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:33:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/16/11 10:10:00] masklin [281/794] has challenged kork [157/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:09:58 is removed from masklin's clock.
[06/16/11 22:33:10] illuminata [258/445] has come upon kork [513/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:33:49 is added to illuminata's clock.
[06/17/11 00:58:34] ChrisAM [79/255] has challenged kork [578/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to ChrisAM's clock.
[06/17/11 05:13:47] kork [229/599] has challenged Cyall [79/320] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:36:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/17/11 05:32:38] ElectRo, kork, and ccx [1006/1830] have team battled Hydrogenum, Archeron, and c0de [838/2204] and won! 0 days, 00:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/11 13:02:10] s1cz [72/324] has challenged kork [389/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to s1cz's clock.
[06/17/11 16:58:49] kork [39/599] has come upon sbp [5/32] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:27:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/17/11 20:58:00] Simrun [58/69] has challenged kork [128/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Simrun's clock.
[06/19/11 06:24:16] kork [151/599] has challenged luckybunny [72/164] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:24:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/11 08:31:32] Deltor, TauPan, geekboi, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/11 15:08:07] juggernaut [6/71] has challenged kork [163/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to juggernaut's clock.
[06/19/11 16:26:31] kork [436/599] has challenged DrDick [544/717] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:02:12 is added to kork's clock.
[06/19/11 21:27:33] c0de [566/819] has challenged kork [536/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:21:21 is removed from c0de's clock.
[06/20/11 00:36:59] Root [228/247] has challenged kork [278/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Root's clock.
[06/20/11 04:08:41] Zap [154/182] has challenged kork [85/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from Zap's clock.
[06/20/11 07:29:40] simmy [355/807] has challenged kork [195/599] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:20:53 is removed from simmy's clock.
[06/20/11 07:38:36] Ciphohs5 [325/329] has come upon kork [224/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:25:09 is removed from Ciphohs5's clock.
[06/20/11 08:25:57] Ciphohs5 [138/329] has come upon kork [286/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:08 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[06/20/11 13:30:51] kork [582/599] has challenged LordFella [95/266] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:31:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/20/11 18:17:41] charitwo [191/247] has challenged kork [70/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:36 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[06/20/11 18:17:41] charitwo has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:21:55 is added to kork's clock.
[06/20/11 22:36:40] greycat, felipe, sniegol, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/11 06:34:48] kork [153/599] has challenged Simrun [204/260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:19:47 is added to kork's clock.
[06/21/11 06:34:54] TheTwit [98/206] has challenged kork [593/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to TheTwit's clock.
[06/21/11 18:37:33] simmy [241/807] has challenged kork [547/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:18:02 is added to simmy's clock.
[06/21/11 19:39:41] kork [343/599] has come upon masklin [789/795] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:52:02 is added to kork's clock.
[06/21/11 20:38:00] kork [462/599] has challenged Pici [201/224] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:34:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/22/11 06:43:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 19 days, 02:54:33 toward level 80.
[06/22/11 16:42:30] kork [542/599] has challenged Majak [44/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/22/11 20:43:21] TauPan [510/569] has challenged kork [362/599] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:08:09 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/22/11 22:43:48] Gerdesas [140/486] has challenged kork [239/599] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:37:02 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[06/23/11 04:26:27] felipe stole kork's level 31 set of leggings while they were sleeping! felipe leaves his old level 24 set of leggings behind, which kork then takes.
[06/23/11 11:43:16] kloeri, simmy, illuminata, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/11 12:35:40] [dmp] [12/249] has challenged kork [329/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[06/23/11 13:12:58] ChrisAM [146/293] has challenged kork [526/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to ChrisAM's clock.
[06/23/11 20:03:24] Preaux [0/1] has challenged kork [290/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Preaux's clock.
[06/24/11 00:15:53] Preaux [28/56] has challenged kork [588/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Preaux's clock.
[06/24/11 15:49:11] alexjs [0/1] has challenged kork [438/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to alexjs's clock.
[06/25/11 04:55:40] kork [72/591] has challenged Archeron [368/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:25 is added to kork's clock.
[06/25/11 10:56:47] kork [354/591] has challenged Cthulhu [72/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:37:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/25/11 18:13:46] ion [20/359] has challenged kork [30/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to ion's clock.
[06/25/11 21:59:20] kork [530/591] has challenged LordFella [261/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/26/11 03:54:58] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:30 towards level 80.
[06/26/11 06:27:51] Preaux [131/210] has challenged kork [101/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[06/26/11 11:51:06] Supertanker [81/145] has challenged kork [488/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to Supertanker's clock.
[06/26/11 12:02:14] kork [525/591] has challenged Pici [173/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/26/11 21:10:26] opticron [179/205] has challenged kork [574/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to opticron's clock.
[06/26/11 22:19:26] kork [210/591] has come upon Supertanker [74/164] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/27/11 06:06:19] Grummit [466/743] has challenged kork [238/591] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:04:05 is removed from Grummit's clock.
[06/27/11 18:58:35] opticron [89/213] has challenged kork [104/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to opticron's clock.
[06/28/11 00:23:47] Weasel, zodeseeker, and geck [168/758] have team battled ion, kork, and KolakCC [426/1113] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/11 01:45:03] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/11 10:39:44] ware, masklin, and Cenhinen [538/2230] have team battled suterismus, kork, and Rigeld2 [627/1928] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/11 21:22:47] ChrisAM, kloeri, and Cenhinen [286/2238] have team battled kork, Grim, and Tarran [1505/1870] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/11 12:11:54] kork [536/591] has come upon sbp [165/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/30/11 00:58:59] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:35 towards level 80.
[06/30/11 01:00:39] greycat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/11 02:02:00] hawk [328/791] has challenged kork [181/591] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:42:09 is removed from hawk's clock.
[06/30/11 04:02:27] felipe [232/380] has challenged kork [77/591] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:32:53 is removed from felipe's clock.
[06/30/11 09:59:16] Leech [20/215] has challenged kork [464/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Leech's clock.
[06/30/11 17:51:25] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:48 towards level 80.
[06/30/11 18:05:35] kork [512/591] has challenged Rigeld2 [170/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:05:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/30/11 20:06:01] Alfie [247/454] has challenged kork [497/591] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:01:01 is added to Alfie's clock.
[06/30/11 21:06:15] kork [237/591] has challenged Duph [245/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:02:36 is added to kork's clock.
[07/01/11 10:18:20] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:25 towards level 80.
[07/01/11 12:09:25] kork [235/591] has challenged Pici [53/286] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:11:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/11 12:58:08] wakeupscreaming [180/227] has challenged kork [45/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[07/02/11 00:12:14] kork [22/591] has challenged zomega [18/276] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:41:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/02/11 08:13:58] kloeri [162/758] has challenged kork [299/591] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:27:21 is added to kloeri's clock.
[07/02/11 22:17:07] TauPan [501/569] has challenged kork [260/591] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:48:38 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[07/04/11 06:24:32] dxrt [218/392] has challenged kork [540/591] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:55:14 is added to dxrt's clock.
[07/04/11 13:47:53] kork [75/591] has come upon DarkSiL [171/422] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:44:57 is added to kork's clock.
[07/04/11 13:51:51] kork [140/591] has come upon DarkSiL [186/422] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:02:13 is added to kork's clock.
[07/04/11 15:26:38] kork [528/591] has challenged ion [73/363] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:23:55 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/05/11 05:18:08] kork, Majak, and cirdan [1162/1339] have team battled dxrt, masklin, and zomega [1417/1493] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/11 09:20:58] Zap stole kork's level 31 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Zap leaves his old level 1 pair of gloves behind, which kork then takes.
[07/05/11 23:25:25] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:44 towards level 80.
[07/06/11 14:19:47] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:39 towards level 80.
[07/07/11 09:41:20] kork [432/558] has challenged illuminata [436/457] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:11:44 is added to kork's clock.
[07/07/11 11:16:32] TimRiker, Ivvy, and Kylu [1016/1094] have team battled cybersystem, kork, and simple [1705/2188] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/11 13:43:48] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/11 20:34:08] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:52:41 towards level 80.
[07/07/11 20:36:36] Weasel, melic, Ivvy, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/11 02:45:17] kork [519/558] has challenged superpenisfish [144/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:06:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/08/11 22:15:50] ElrondTheHorny, TauPan, and Gerdesas [185/1429] have team battled kork, sshc, and untdestroyer [298/1025] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/11 09:52:17] kork [352/558] has challenged Hydrogenum [114/806] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:45:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/09/11 09:52:17] kork has dealt Hydrogenum a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:15:50 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/09/11 11:52:42] kork [533/558] has challenged GaveUp [78/427] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:39:21 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/09/11 18:38:42] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:59 from level 80.
[07/09/11 23:55:30] kork [316/558] has challenged noother [248/289] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:16:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/10/11 04:56:53] kork [390/558] has challenged Duph [126/856] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:13:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/10/11 18:31:31] kork [97/558] has come upon DarkSiL [297/422] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:15:13 is added to kork's clock.
[07/11/11 00:01:19] kork [518/558] has challenged hawk [787/791] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:14:50 is added to kork's clock.
[07/11/11 01:23:09] Duph [202/856] has come upon kork [387/558] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:48:12 is added to Duph's clock.
[07/12/11 08:03:36] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/11 14:12:32] kork [235/558] has challenged Majak [42/380] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:27:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/12/11 17:07:04] greycat, opticron, kenyon, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/11 21:35:10] alexjs and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/11 10:22:59] kork [27/558] has challenged noother [241/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:50:29 is added to kork's clock.
[07/14/11 14:23:51] kork [337/558] has challenged RichardBronosky [205/369] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:55:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/15/11 20:31:23] kork [365/558] has challenged gipyelrah [412/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:48 is added to kork's clock.
[07/16/11 00:07:44] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:17:10 from level 80.
[07/16/11 22:41:27] kork [378/558] has challenged ccx [340/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:55:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/17/11 01:42:05] melic [46/378] has challenged kork [108/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:46:53 is added to melic's clock.
[07/17/11 05:43:03] kork [115/558] has challenged IdleBot [313/1468] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:44:21 is added to kork's clock.
[07/18/11 03:50:08] kork [396/558] has challenged Xeo [12/83] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:06:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/19/11 00:54:54] kork [416/558] has challenged Xander [29/326] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:31:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/19/11 08:56:41] kork [164/570] has challenged greycat [126/376] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:32:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/19/11 09:41:55] lipek, kloeri, and kork [748/1919] have team battled gipyelrah, BSDBlack, and livinskull [544/1536] and won! 2 days, 14:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/11 09:14:17] kork [108/570] has come upon BSDBlack [78/257] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:54:21 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/21/11 00:37:10] kork, gipyelrah, and Hydrogenum [1704/2469] have team battled bairyn, geekboi, and livinskull [1410/1626] and won! 1 day, 12:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/11 13:14:40] LordFella and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/11 14:08:12] noother [121/313] has challenged kork [280/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to noother's clock.
[07/21/11 18:14:07] kork [367/570] has challenged sasaniak [177/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:42:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/22/11 05:02:42] Kevin1981 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/11 08:52:02] kork [319/570] has come upon slovdahl [489/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:12:02 is added to kork's clock.
[07/23/11 09:24:33] TauPan [226/568] has challenged kork [549/570] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:15:13 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/24/11 14:33:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 22:46:40 from level 80.
[07/24/11 15:31:15] Tragcrox [92/540] has challenged kork [498/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:39:32 is added to Tragcrox's clock.
[07/25/11 04:47:08] Xander [115/357] has challenged kork [483/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Xander's clock.
[07/25/11 16:14:45] kwiat [96/185] has challenged kork [404/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to kwiat's clock.
[07/26/11 19:38:59] zomega, kork, and Ciphohs5 [1231/1376] have team battled Ivvy, ion, and yond [267/1301] and won! 0 days, 02:29:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/11 08:01:28] Ttech [723/828] has challenged kork [423/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:56:17 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/30/11 01:03:14] kork [543/570] has come upon AmiRuss [119/507] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:24:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/01/11 05:08:31] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:08 from level 80.
[08/01/11 05:13:23] zomega [318/385] has come upon kork [114/570] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:17 is removed from zomega's clock.
[08/01/11 07:32:15] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:08 towards level 80.
[08/01/11 08:13:56] kork [244/570] has come upon sbp [44/512] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:59:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/02/11 14:29:03] kork [372/570] has challenged yond [248/369] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:55:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/02/11 15:03:46] kork [307/570] has come upon Ciphohs5 [215/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:04:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/02/11 21:53:29] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:07 towards level 80.
[08/03/11 03:32:06] kork [345/570] has challenged cirdan [425/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:05:52 is added to kork's clock.
[08/03/11 11:33:48] bairyn [2/471] has challenged kork [375/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:13 is added to bairyn's clock.
[08/04/11 00:10:37] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:04 from level 80.
[08/04/11 01:37:03] kork [139/570] has challenged greycat [131/376] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:06:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/05/11 01:43:15] kork [217/570] has come upon cirdan [129/489] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:06:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/05/11 08:43:50] opticron [177/352] has challenged kork [263/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:05 is added to opticron's clock.
[08/05/11 17:54:52] BSDBlack [214/272] has challenged kork [103/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from BSDBlack's clock.
[08/05/11 20:16:29] kork [162/570] has come upon ccx [349/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:09:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/06/11 01:02:08] kork sharpened the edge of his weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/11 12:01:23] adamus1red [10/169] has challenged kork [488/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/06/11 12:44:52] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:40 towards level 80.
[08/06/11 18:53:35] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:26 towards level 80.
[08/07/11 03:13:19] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:48 towards level 80.
[08/08/11 04:41:03] giggletastic and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/11 06:34:38] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:04 from level 80.
[08/08/11 07:46:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 01:49:20 toward level 80.
[08/08/11 14:20:49] kork and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/11 01:22:51] alexjs, keeper_c, and kork [75/2236] have team battled blizgerg, TauPan, and DrDick [268/1539] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/11 22:43:20] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:01:10 from level 80.
[08/10/11 00:05:07] Juggaloon [116/873] has come upon kork [52/574] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:30:26 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[08/10/11 10:10:04] kork [110/574] has challenged AmiRuss [125/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/11/11 01:42:05] kork [542/574] has come upon chazzam [4/74] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:16:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/11/11 13:51:23] Ttech, kork, and ccx [1843/1853] have team battled s1cz, chazzam, and zomega [1158/1170] and won! 0 days, 21:45:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/11 08:57:19] colin [0/1] has challenged kork [334/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to colin's clock.
[08/13/11 20:39:41] sid77 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/11 13:26:54] s1cz, keeper_c, and kork [604/2281] have team battled nhandler, illuminata, and Cthulhu [162/1414] and won! 0 days, 21:10:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/11 18:26:27] kork [293/583] has come upon wakeupscreaming [16/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/14/11 18:45:52] kork [517/583] has come upon wakeupscreaming [316/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:32:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/14/11 23:00:54] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:32 towards level 80.
[08/15/11 14:43:09] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:46 towards level 80.

[08/16/11 02:40:06] kork [221/583] has challenged Osiux [58/74] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:52:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/11 03:40:18] kork [216/583] has challenged Duph [239/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/16/11 09:41:35] kork [452/583] has challenged Ivvy [197/542] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/11 10:20:47] kork, allo, and sid77 [1609/1855] have team battled sshc, TauPan, and vegadark [274/1317] and won! 0 days, 22:11:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/11 23:44:46] Alfie [43/477] has challenged kork [417/583] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:11:55 is added to Alfie's clock.
[08/17/11 11:08:15] exa, kork, and noother [1442/1559] have team battled Charris, Majak, and Ultima [355/1224] and won! 0 days, 10:28:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/11 12:16:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 19:33:00 toward level 80.
[08/18/11 15:22:33] kork [444/583] has come upon ElectRo [530/1109] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:01:24 is added to kork's clock.
[08/18/11 16:36:01] Jareeta [2/4] has challenged kork [349/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[08/18/11 18:45:49] sniegol, greycat, and DrDick [507/1870] have team battled kork, dox, and Ivvy [1277/1328] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/11 22:31:16] Tabsy [19/67] has challenged kork [406/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Tabsy's clock.
[08/19/11 03:12:34] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:39 towards level 80.
[08/19/11 19:26:01] Nofew, kork, and Jareeta [234/1173] have team battled melic, Lurker, and Ttech [331/2318] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/11 19:38:57] kork [446/583] has come upon nosklo [313/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:48:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/20/11 03:01:29] <death1024> [367/395] has challenged kork [536/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:34 is added to <death1024>'s clock.
[08/20/11 10:31:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 19:39:48 toward level 80.
[08/20/11 22:05:40] kork [359/583] has challenged RichardBronosky [105/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:58:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/21/11 03:59:45] tool8 [340/367] has challenged kork [445/583] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:17:39 is added to tool8's clock.
[08/21/11 04:16:46] greycat, sbp, and kork [1206/1511] have team battled cybersystem, brimstone, and ElectRo [2668/3005] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/11 11:14:32] blizgerg [190/439] has challenged kork [527/583] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/21/11 23:03:47] Grim [336/952] has challenged kork [67/583] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:21:51 is removed from Grim's clock.
[08/22/11 04:57:09] kork [68/583] has come upon masklin [580/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:49 is added to kork's clock.
[08/22/11 16:07:24] kork [234/583] has challenged Charris [175/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:22:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/23/11 04:07:53] Jareeta [24/220] has challenged kork [333/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[08/23/11 08:15:16] greycat, zomega, and sniegol [785/1637] have team battled Cthulhu, <death1024>, and kork [380/1544] and won! 0 days, 22:57:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/11 21:13:33] kork [117/583] has challenged kloeri [409/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:49 is added to kork's clock.
[08/24/11 02:51:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 10:45:57 from level 80.
[08/24/11 05:05:46] TheOneElectric, kork, and charitwo [344/1353] have team battled sid77, exa, and Jareeta [1143/1539] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/11 17:34:01] Osiux [167/318] has challenged kork [281/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Osiux's clock.
[08/27/11 21:33:54] kork [262/583] has challenged mrmist [256/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/28/11 11:01:58] kork [345/583] has come upon sasaniak [110/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/28/11 11:11:15] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:04:21 from level 80.
[08/29/11 00:11:17] kork [330/583] has come upon sshc [347/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:37:50 is added to kork's clock.
[08/29/11 01:39:43] kork [75/583] has challenged melic [227/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/29/11 05:40:32] kork [162/583] has challenged cybersystem [880/1048] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:52:26 is added to kork's clock.
[08/29/11 06:00:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 16:27:08 from level 80.
[08/30/11 06:48:17] kork [391/583] has come upon superpenisfish [247/347] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:35:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/30/11 16:48:19] mrmist [242/469] has challenged kork [346/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:00:24 is added to mrmist's clock.
[08/31/11 01:17:46] Duph, kork, and Grim [972/2375] have team battled gipyelrah, mauke, and suiside [2476/2724] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/11 06:42:35] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:15 towards level 80.
[08/31/11 06:51:16] Nolehte [322/497] has challenged kork [144/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:52:11 is removed from Nolehte's clock.
[08/31/11 08:51:40] suiside [915/973] has challenged kork [138/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:12:34 is removed from suiside's clock.
[08/31/11 20:45:16] BillyBob, Hydrogenum, and lipek [753/1670] have team battled alexjs, yond, and kork [997/1507] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/11 02:55:39] simmy [173/786] has challenged kork [31/583] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:30:55 is removed from simmy's clock.
[09/01/11 03:28:58] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:32 towards level 80.
[09/01/11 10:59:23] kork [437/583] has challenged Duph [683/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:13:08 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/11 18:01:09] kork [403/583] has challenged Xander [270/319] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:44:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/03/11 10:09:56] sshc [265/401] has challenged kork [376/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:17 is added to sshc's clock.
[09/03/11 16:11:28] kork [63/583] has challenged ElectRo [317/1109] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:38:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/03/11 17:19:30] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:20 towards level 80.
[09/05/11 00:01:30] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:38 towards level 80.
[09/05/11 03:05:28] vrillusions [140/190] has challenged kork [302/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[09/05/11 22:04:49] kloeri, Charris, and kork [281/1803] have team battled allo, noother, and felipe [1610/1640] and lost! 1 day, 22:33:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/11 22:57:22] suiside, yond, Plasmastar, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/11 12:07:53] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:22 towards level 80.
[09/06/11 17:14:42] Rigeld2, GaveUp, Cthulhu, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/11 19:30:43] sasaniak [418/540] has challenged kork [490/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:18:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/08/11 07:23:05] BSDBlack [11/519] has challenged kork [151/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to BSDBlack's clock.
[09/21/11 20:17:07] kork, [dmp], and vrillusions [368/1341] have team battled Weasel, Beavis, and IdylMeifter [1237/1686] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/11 22:50:49] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/11 23:30:13] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:02 towards level 80.
[09/22/11 21:16:31] tool8 stole kork's level 125 amulet while they were sleeping! tool8 leaves his old level 42 amulet behind, which kork then takes.
[09/22/11 21:49:48] [dmp] [132/415] has challenged kork [257/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:45 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[09/22/11 23:50:12] kork [260/497] has challenged Xander [194/324] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:14:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/23/11 06:51:21] kork [470/497] has challenged dxrt [482/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:42 is added to kork's clock.
[09/23/11 13:02:51] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:49 towards level 80.
[09/23/11 15:53:06] kork [465/497] has challenged yond [146/426] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:27:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/25/11 05:59:40] kork [496/497] has challenged Grim [43/952] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:53:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/25/11 11:00:28] ChrisAM [479/502] has challenged kork [181/497] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:37:35 is removed from ChrisAM's clock.
[09/25/11 11:00:28] ChrisAM has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:41:34 is added to kork's clock.
[09/25/11 17:09:46] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/11 21:13:53] chazzam and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/11 22:02:26] Hydrogenum [679/805] has challenged kork [240/497] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:21:46 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[09/26/11 20:05:56] Ttech [130/899] has challenged kork [319/497] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:22:22 is added to Ttech's clock.
[09/27/11 22:33:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 2 days, 22:00:03 toward level 80.
[09/28/11 17:58:29] kork and hawkeye have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/11 14:21:00] kork [300/497] has challenged cybersystem [964/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/30/11 15:21:28] kork [347/497] has challenged TheOneElectric [119/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/01/11 18:38:27] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:16 towards level 80.
[10/01/11 19:48:56] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:14 towards level 80.
[10/02/11 02:33:42] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:20 towards level 80.
[10/02/11 05:12:03] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:42 towards level 80.
[10/02/11 10:28:40] ccx [410/449] has challenged kork [75/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:47 is removed from ccx's clock.
[10/02/11 10:51:41] ElectRo [467/1133] has challenged kork [23/497] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[10/02/11 15:20:33] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:41 from level 80.
[10/02/11 23:31:03] ElectRo [630/1133] has challenged kork [266/497] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:57:51 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[10/03/11 10:09:37] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:43 towards level 80.
[10/03/11 12:35:10] Ephur [156/239] has challenged kork [469/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Ephur's clock.
[10/03/11 19:34:29] kork [81/497] has challenged Majak [427/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:11 is added to kork's clock.
[10/04/11 01:00:09] kork sharpened the edge of his weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/11 18:38:39] Skhone [96/416] has challenged kork [438/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:02 is added to Skhone's clock.
[10/04/11 19:45:37] Charris, chazzam, and mrmist [1173/1647] have team battled Nolehte, Skyy, and kork [1078/1786] and won! 0 days, 14:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/11 01:39:45] kork [137/500] has challenged [dmp] [471/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:51 is added to kork's clock.
[10/05/11 11:41:23] kork [314/500] has challenged amnjo [302/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:12:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/05/11 13:41:42] kork [311/500] has challenged sid77 [48/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:49:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/05/11 16:53:07] Skhone, kork, Weasel, and Majak have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/11 13:43:24] Grim, sasaniak, Ttech, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/11 11:49:50] wakeupscreaming [186/402] has come upon kork [482/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:46 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[10/07/11 16:59:13] D4rkSilver [151/225] has challenged kork [260/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to D4rkSilver's clock.
[10/08/11 04:22:03] brimstone and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/11 12:08:09] felipe, sbp, and kork [180/1460] have team battled charitwo, mythras, and yond [986/1415] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/11 18:01:57] kork and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/11 23:16:42] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:21 from level 80.
[10/10/11 01:51:46] kork left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kork's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/11 05:34:38] kork [326/500] has challenged zodeseeker [56/259] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:35:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/10/11 06:07:41] Jyllaby [27/90] has challenged kork [324/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Jyllaby's clock.
[10/10/11 10:15:53] kork [29/500] has challenged adamus1red [303/434] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:53:11 is added to kork's clock.
[10/10/11 13:01:19] kork and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/11 04:40:52] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:30:06 from level 81.
[10/11/11 08:20:05] kork [471/500] has challenged Hydrogenum [75/818] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:45:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/12/11 02:54:30] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:08:37 towards level 81.
[10/12/11 20:27:06] kork [424/500] has challenged sjefen6 [233/476] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:32:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/13/11 09:49:11] Beavis, tool8, and kork [780/1710] have team battled sid77, Gerdesas, and yond [1149/1393] and lost! 3 days, 22:50:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/11 14:30:35] Alfie [116/493] has challenged kork [13/500] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:50:15 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[10/13/11 18:59:27] alexjs [415/482] has challenged kork [214/500] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from alexjs's clock.
[10/13/11 20:31:51] kork [481/500] has challenged Grim [780/984] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:15:17 is added to kork's clock.
[10/13/11 22:32:11] suiside [826/1011] has challenged kork [491/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:39:59 is removed from suiside's clock.
[10/14/11 02:32:57] nhandler [98/676] has challenged kork [11/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:07 is removed from nhandler's clock.
[10/14/11 10:33:53] Hydrogenum, Alfie, and vrillusions [383/1686] have team battled kork, Babar, and Osiux [1038/1772] and lost! 1 day, 05:02:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/11 07:38:33] kork [87/500] has challenged Gerdesas [502/511] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:53:37 is added to kork's clock.
[10/16/11 13:44:13] kork [404/500] has challenged Cenhinen [894/1153] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:09:24 is added to kork's clock.
[10/17/11 18:34:30] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:06:53 towards level 81.
[10/17/11 23:50:45] kork [4/500] has challenged kwiat [218/518] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:29:20 is added to kork's clock.
[10/18/11 03:51:25] kork [462/500] has challenged GaveUp [423/483] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:53:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/11 08:57:36] Animal [68/224] has challenged kork [441/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Animal's clock.
[10/18/11 22:54:51] kork [311/500] has challenged brimstone [571/861] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:18:30 is added to kork's clock.
[10/20/11 15:16:08] kork [116/500] has come upon Skhone [328/482] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:50:33 is added to kork's clock.
[10/20/11 17:53:02] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:38:01 from level 81.
[10/21/11 12:17:47] corsibu [42/61] has challenged kork [341/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to corsibu's clock.
[10/23/11 04:48:40] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:08:50 from level 81.
[10/23/11 18:41:13] kork, Ivvy, and sasaniak [211/1725] have team battled suterismus, Charris, and cirdan [2567/2599] and lost! 0 days, 12:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/11 08:21:14] kork [234/500] has come upon greycat [165/387] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 23:04:44 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/04/11 12:05:04] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:17:12 towards level 81.
[11/05/11 13:32:13] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:29:31 towards level 81.
[11/05/11 18:45:35] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:55:58 towards level 81.
[11/05/11 20:45:17] Duph [183/798] has come upon kork [234/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:41:27 is added to Duph's clock.
[11/06/11 05:17:33] kork [474/500] has challenged <death1024> [342/500] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:48:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/07/11 03:47:53] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:52:02 towards level 81.
[11/17/11 12:20:48] mrx [178/332] has come upon kork [407/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:40 is added to mrx's clock.
[11/17/11 23:03:12] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:57:14 from level 81.
[11/18/11 09:12:12] hoeq, spiffytech, and brimstone [765/1553] have team battled mrx, kork, and Weasel [772/1489] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/11 10:06:09] Nolehte, brimstone, and BlastHardcheese [233/1753] have team battled Ephur, WrEtCh, and kork [668/1481] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/11 21:36:10] kork [194/500] has come upon BlastHardcheese [131/377] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:51:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/20/11 02:07:49] keeper_c [1182/1226] has challenged kork [408/500] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:38:48 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[11/20/11 07:05:50] xy [4/321] has challenged kork [345/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to xy's clock.
[11/21/11 15:13:27] keeper_c [832/1226] has challenged kork [209/500] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:30:50 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[11/21/11 21:05:02] kork [112/500] has come upon illuminata [144/371] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:37:13 is added to kork's clock.
[11/21/11 22:59:36] ccx, kenyon, kork, and Ricket have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/11 06:33:07] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:12:24 from level 81.
[11/22/11 14:16:43] kork [377/500] has challenged nitzer [138/231] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:24:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/22/11 19:17:25] kork [40/500] has challenged PTC [43/569] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:46:57 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/11 21:23:08] Fang [0/0] has challenged kork [235/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Fang's clock.
[11/22/11 23:17:55] kork [251/500] has challenged kwiat [159/546] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:27:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/23/11 14:02:02] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:01:22 towards level 81.
[11/23/11 21:28:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 42 days, 08:01:09 toward level 81.
[11/24/11 06:10:22] kork [293/500] has come upon Charris [94/434] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:29:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/25/11 09:26:29] spiffytech [367/414] has challenged kork [104/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:48:14 is removed from spiffytech's clock.
[11/25/11 13:30:42] sid77, Kylu, and kork [816/1753] have team battled Animal, Beavis, and TauPan [1167/1462] and lost! 2 days, 01:09:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/11 12:11:17] [dmp] [484/550] has challenged kork [193/500] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:42:52 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[11/27/11 18:55:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 19:26:26 toward level 81.
[11/28/11 00:39:59] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:04:29 from level 81.
[11/28/11 10:59:50] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:19:56 from level 81.
[11/28/11 13:35:06] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:06:24 from level 81.
[11/28/11 21:18:29] Duph, greycat, and Beavis [1381/1917] have team battled TauPan, Tragcrox, and kork [3/1420] and won! 2 days, 16:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/11 03:29:39] LordFella and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/11 08:26:40] kork [40/500] has challenged ccx [98/477] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:46:23 is added to kork's clock.
[11/30/11 07:59:41] Jazzi [208/214] has challenged kork [40/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:10:28 is removed from Jazzi's clock.
[11/30/11 20:01:14] yond [256/352] has challenged kork [167/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from yond's clock.
[12/02/11 12:40:21] kork [64/500] has challenged greycat [183/396] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:00:00 is added to kork's clock.
[12/02/11 22:09:47] Ahir [10/33] has challenged kork [396/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Ahir's clock.
[12/03/11 03:00:18] ChrisAM [132/526] has come upon kork [379/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:34:08 is added to ChrisAM's clock.
[12/03/11 04:32:05] dime and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/11 01:33:46] Houiszat, Ricket, and kork [829/1103] have team battled nosklo, sid77, and charitwo [580/1569] and won! 0 days, 07:12:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/11 12:53:35] frozencemetery [210/569] has challenged kork [394/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:11 is added to frozencemetery's clock.
[12/07/11 08:53:50] seek, TauPan, kork, and nosklo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/11 10:38:38] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:54 towards level 81.
[12/07/11 16:21:30] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/11 01:00:59] illuminata, swhitt, and Babar [434/1610] have team battled kork, Rappy, and boshaus [710/1020] and lost! 0 days, 12:08:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/11 01:49:30] kork [320/503] has challenged yond [4/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:35:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/08/11 03:22:18] allo [429/744] has come upon kork [49/503] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:16:26 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/08/11 11:51:03] kork [244/503] has challenged yond [364/386] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:28:35 is added to kork's clock.
[12/08/11 15:32:14] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:54 from level 81.
[12/08/11 20:24:22] mauke and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/11 14:56:19] Ivvy [316/696] has challenged kork [301/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:41 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[12/09/11 16:34:26] Kylu and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/11 21:11:07] erry, TauPan, and Hydrogenum [561/1596] have team battled cirdan, kork, and lipek [602/2193] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/11 00:05:15] Dinglehopper [0/1] has challenged kork [13/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Dinglehopper's clock.
[12/11/11 11:23:31] kenyon, keeper_c, and kork [2114/2537] have team battled chazzam, vegadark, and sjefen6 [1004/1722] and won! 1 day, 07:52:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/11 15:58:02] Seadog [77/175] has challenged kork [109/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Seadog's clock.
[12/12/11 01:08:19] kork [472/503] has challenged sasaniak [23/586] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:38:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/12/11 04:08:44] Animal [364/376] has challenged kork [404/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:02 is added to Animal's clock.
[12/12/11 22:26:12] DarkSiL, kork, Ciphohs5, and Majak have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/11 04:34:55] kork [230/503] has come upon Nolehte [529/607] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:27:07 is added to kork's clock.
[12/13/11 08:08:14] Boohbah [20/191] has challenged kork [399/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[12/14/11 02:04:09] Hydrogenum, Majak, and Ivvy [432/2021] have team battled Babar, Seadog, and kork [1185/1598] and lost! 0 days, 16:11:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/11 14:51:47] kork and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/11 15:09:46] erry and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/11 15:30:21] Satoshi [224/401] has come upon kork [25/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/11 15:53:11] Satoshi [263/410] has challenged kork [134/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/15/11 07:52:51] Roach [248/335] has challenged kork [70/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from Roach's clock.
[12/15/11 12:11:30] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:35:19 from level 81.
[12/16/11 16:30:36] nosklo [213/515] has challenged kork [261/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:01 is added to nosklo's clock.
[12/16/11 18:30:56] IdylMeifter [337/810] has challenged kork [193/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:35:28 is removed from IdylMeifter's clock.
[12/18/11 00:38:12] kork [8/503] has come upon TauPan [318/361] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:57:29 is added to kork's clock.
[12/19/11 12:37:41] Jontte [427/477] has challenged kork [383/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from Jontte's clock.
[12/19/11 15:05:12] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:29:01 towards level 81.
[12/19/11 22:12:39] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:03:42 towards level 81.
[12/20/11 08:49:31] dxrt, erry, j_doe, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/11 01:40:01] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:07:04 from level 81.
[12/22/11 09:44:05] kork, Seadog, and sbp [58/1669] have team battled opticron, vrillusions, and Deltor [1834/1885] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/11 12:04:52] alexjs [479/481] has challenged kork [354/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:42 is removed from alexjs's clock.
[12/24/11 20:11:10] Vera [385/523] has challenged kork [180/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:14:08 is removed from Vera's clock.
[12/25/11 08:52:48] Grim, ElectRo, and zomega [890/2691] have team battled Jontte, DrDick, and kork [37/1773] and won! 0 days, 02:10:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/11 13:14:06] LordFella [217/324] has challenged kork [346/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:54:54 is added to LordFella's clock.
[12/26/11 13:49:41] kork [119/503] has come upon swhitt [176/509] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:41:36 is added to kork's clock.
[12/26/11 23:38:06] chazzam and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/11 12:15:26] blind, cirdan, and Osiux [847/2021] have team battled spiffytech, Cenhinen, and kork [55/2095] and won! 0 days, 10:45:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/11 12:55:56] Ahir and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/11 14:21:55] mauke and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/11 15:57:59] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:59:56 from level 81.
[12/31/11 00:38:05] dxrt [321/644] has challenged kork [120/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:12 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[12/31/11 15:41:05] kork [154/503] has challenged Tabsy [87/486] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:23:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/31/11 18:49:18] kork [124/503] has come upon mamarley [261/318] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:39:46 is added to kork's clock.
[12/31/11 19:41:49] kork [82/503] has challenged spiffytech [191/430] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:40:05 is added to kork's clock.
[01/01/12 04:43:22] kork [115/503] has challenged Ciphohs5 [438/452] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:35:52 is added to kork's clock.
[01/01/12 22:58:24] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:06:33 from level 81.
[01/02/12 05:43:31] ElectRo [1051/1167] has come upon kork [338/503] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:16:18 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[01/02/12 09:48:41] kork [131/503] has challenged Satoshi [41/442] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:43:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/02/12 23:51:25] kork [388/503] has challenged bigjay [291/616] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:43:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/03/12 00:51:35] suterismus [660/939] has challenged kork [58/503] in combat and won! 20 days, 14:31:08 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/03/12 02:09:37] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:43:40 towards level 81.
[01/03/12 15:54:24] kork [180/503] has challenged Juggaloon [729/904] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:58:49 is added to kork's clock.
[01/03/12 20:52:41] exa [349/867] has come upon kork [322/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:47:58 is removed from exa's clock.
[01/04/12 12:16:56] kork, BlastHardcheese, and Skrzyp [1290/1388] have team battled suterismus, keeper_c, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [2403/2708] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/12 15:56:18] kork [321/503] has come upon woonack [213/452] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:56:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/04/12 19:28:56] Dan [63/95] has challenged kork [105/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Dan's clock.
[01/05/12 09:40:23] kork [41/503] has come upon Nolehte [376/588] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:35:15 is added to kork's clock.
[01/06/12 08:43:31] ruan [438/700] has challenged kork [490/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to ruan's clock.
[01/06/12 10:06:25] vegadark [83/531] has challenged kork [356/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:50 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/08/12 21:17:28] kork [144/503] has challenged Rappy [283/389] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:55:37 is added to kork's clock.
[01/09/12 22:23:09] kork, Oooska, and Cenhinen [1459/1507] have team battled Osiux, Kylu, and Charris [773/1799] and won! 0 days, 00:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/12 08:56:53] kork [302/503] has come upon Vera [10/525] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:59:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/10/12 11:06:25] amaninacan [29/141] has challenged kork [457/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to amaninacan's clock.
[01/11/12 06:13:14] kork, Nusia, and exa [430/1820] have team battled Hydrogenum, chizu, and preflex [1636/1721] and lost! 0 days, 14:08:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/12 16:45:18] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:55:38 from level 81.
[01/12/12 05:24:02] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:01:32 from level 81.
[01/12/12 17:25:06] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:49:35 from level 81.
[01/13/12 08:39:23] Nolehte [212/588] has challenged kork [256/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:57 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[01/16/12 09:48:28] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 07:28:58 from level 81.
[01/17/12 02:56:12] masklin [449/844] has challenged kork [411/503] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:47:53 is removed from masklin's clock.
[01/17/12 13:37:20] Tsunami, Juggaloon, and Yankee [861/2230] have team battled kork, lipek, and Rappy [1053/1540] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/12 21:39:47] kork [302/503] has come upon lipek [100/612] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 05:29:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/22/12 01:23:55] lipek, Kylu, and illuminata [688/1798] have team battled kork, chazzam, and Zeiram_X [1170/1610] and lost! 5 days, 17:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/12 05:29:04] Zaapiel_Snow [12/62] has come upon kork [360/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:43 is added to Zaapiel_Snow's clock.
[01/22/12 13:10:09] kork [322/503] has come upon Nusia [158/448] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:37:44 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/22/12 15:20:48] ElectRo [272/1167] has challenged kork [460/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:10:10 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[01/22/12 22:14:02] Sickness [15/18] has challenged kork [57/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Sickness's clock.

[01/26/12 06:37:12] vegadark [150/545] has challenged kork [337/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:28 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/26/12 08:43:39] sasaniak, Sabbie, and kenyon [1378/1713] have team battled GROOSE, kork, and Charris [1025/1143] and won! 0 days, 00:28:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/12 12:07:48] kork, AngryParsley, and JudoFreak [1116/1494] have team battled Cenhinen, Skrzyp, and ViolonC [1028/1976] and won! 0 days, 00:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/12 00:55:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 03:35:22 from level 81.
[01/27/12 09:21:25] kork [188/503] has come upon Jareeta [63/508] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 13:01:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/28/12 15:54:33] kork [501/503] has come upon keeper_c [1060/1225] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 13:37:08 is added to kork's clock.
[01/28/12 23:17:20] kork and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/12 18:26:10] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:36:24 from level 81.
[01/29/12 20:53:28] Hydrogenum [608/838] has challenged kork [246/503] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:09:55 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/29/12 21:10:07] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:40:33 towards level 81.
[01/29/12 21:49:06] hylas [104/273] has challenged kork [296/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to hylas's clock.
[01/30/12 08:55:41] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:07:31 towards level 81.
[02/01/12 06:28:28] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:34:17 towards level 81.
[02/01/12 11:04:55] kork [373/503] has challenged ruan [348/965] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:33:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/01/12 11:31:01] kork and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/12 22:15:31] ty, sbp, Godisme, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/12 04:00:11] kork [226/503] has come upon lipek [285/612] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:45:32 is added to kork's clock.
[02/02/12 18:00:33] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:44:24 from level 81.
[02/03/12 05:12:41] kork [26/503] has challenged rende [110/117] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:47:52 is added to kork's clock.
[02/04/12 10:08:05] kork, hylas, and felipe [510/1158] have team battled kwiat, <death1024>, and kenyon [83/2110] and won! 0 days, 02:40:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/12 00:21:00] felipe [114/382] has challenged kork [364/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:24:18 is added to felipe's clock.
[02/05/12 06:19:07] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:50:40 from level 81.
[02/05/12 22:12:30] kork [288/503] has come upon bagdel [220/465] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:41:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/06/12 00:25:21] kork [209/503] has challenged Majak [81/651] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:09:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/07/12 02:39:31] felipe, LordFella, and sid77 [725/1176] have team battled LordNut, kork, and TauPan [524/1059] and won! 1 day, 09:12:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/12 05:29:07] kork [316/503] has come upon nitzer [464/529] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:22:11 is added to kork's clock.
[02/08/12 14:37:19] Seadog [112/544] has challenged kork [120/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:59:06 is added to Seadog's clock.
[02/10/12 01:16:49] N3M35I5 [13/244] has challenged kork [384/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to N3M35I5's clock.
[02/10/12 05:13:58] ccx and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/12 01:49:14] kork [69/503] has challenged felipe [16/382] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:43:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/11/12 13:13:51] kork [262/503] has come upon gipyelrah [95/869] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:23:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/12/12 20:58:27] ChiefRA [424/535] has challenged kork [220/503] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[02/28/12 09:08:00] kork [228/503] has challenged Hydrogenum [192/838] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:43:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/29/12 00:10:43] kork [494/503] has challenged Trienish [371/437] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:21:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/29/12 10:11:53] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:32:31 from level 81.
[03/01/12 15:17:47] illuminata [300/399] has challenged kork [438/503] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:01:45 is added to illuminata's clock.
[03/03/12 09:39:05] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/12 12:14:54] sniegol, MJ94, and kork [733/1302] have team battled kwiat, TheThief, and adamus1red [291/1347] and won! 0 days, 02:55:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/12 19:06:44] Trienish stole kork's level 39 helm while they were sleeping! Trienish leaves his old level 38 helm behind, which kork then takes.
[03/04/12 14:14:33] Godisme and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/12 06:38:14] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:15 towards level 81.
[03/05/12 15:51:28] kork, Ahir, and kenyon [231/1957] have team battled adamus1red, Asthrou, and Seadog [540/1645] and lost! 2 days, 07:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/12 00:34:45] catfishpeanutbutterbbq, LordFella, and felipe [702/1280] have team battled kork, ancillus, and WrEtCh [1188/1511] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/12 03:35:34] kork [54/502] has challenged Nolehte [238/601] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:16:25 is added to kork's clock.
[03/06/12 16:10:44] suterismus, boshaus, and rende [1601/1742] have team battled vegadark, WrEtCh, and kork [1194/1764] and won! 0 days, 02:30:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/12 17:00:52] kork [144/502] has come upon illuminata [119/401] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:02:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/08/12 02:07:18] kenyon, simmy, and McCloud [1317/1919] have team battled LordFella, felipe, and kork [835/1230] and won! 0 days, 01:00:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/12 06:23:55] cirdan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/12 00:28:32] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:04:11 from level 81.
[03/09/12 00:43:01] chizu [303/532] has challenged kork [449/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:38:03 is added to chizu's clock.
[03/09/12 01:43:13] kork [116/502] has challenged mamarley [204/502] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:26:09 is added to kork's clock.
[03/09/12 13:59:28] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:02:27 towards level 81.
[03/09/12 23:39:28] Bladerunner [294/324] has challenged kork [254/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:26 is removed from Bladerunner's clock.
[03/11/12 08:11:55] kork [278/502] has come upon suiside [485/1149] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:24:20 is added to kork's clock.
[03/11/12 08:52:35] kork [448/502] has challenged chazzam [277/654] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:32:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/11/12 10:52:54] kork [370/502] has challenged Lenny [153/418] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:53:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/11/12 11:15:33] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:56:17 towards level 81.
[03/12/12 06:59:24] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:35 towards level 81.
[03/12/12 19:58:46] Tabsy [321/494] has challenged kork [264/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:25:08 is removed from Tabsy's clock.
[03/13/12 20:16:09] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:16 towards level 81.
[03/13/12 21:34:21] ViolonC, kork, and BlastHardcheese [841/1552] have team battled Juggaloon, illuminata, and dudebro [1026/1664] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/12 18:34:11] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:09 towards level 81.
[03/16/12 10:14:10] kork [86/502] has challenged AfterDeath [155/405] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:08:45 is added to kork's clock.
[03/17/12 15:19:22] kork [330/502] has challenged N3M35I5 [97/374] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:16:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/17/12 17:35:04] gipyelrah, AngryParsley, kork, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/12 07:21:56] Rappy [360/528] has challenged kork [500/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:14:45 is added to Rappy's clock.
[03/18/12 11:07:33] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:19:50 from level 81.
[03/18/12 20:24:19] kork [259/502] has challenged amaninacan [231/608] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:04:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/19/12 01:25:13] charitwo [245/524] has challenged kork [22/502] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:40:50 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[03/19/12 16:59:35] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:22 towards level 81.
[03/19/12 20:28:37] sid77 [448/449] has challenged kork [332/502] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:05:03 is removed from sid77's clock.
[03/20/12 04:30:50] nosklo, kork, and argus [91/1432] have team battled gipyelrah, mamarley, and sniegol [1461/1883] and lost! 0 days, 08:05:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/12 04:37:06] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:43:53 towards level 81.
[03/21/12 05:34:24] kork [123/502] has come upon LordFella [177/351] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:56:22 is added to kork's clock.
[03/21/12 13:03:02] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:55:42 from level 81.
[03/23/12 04:16:21] kork, brimstone, and Juggaloon [1699/2195] have team battled [dmp], ReNDoM, and Babar [473/1947] and won! 1 day, 15:58:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/12 05:53:20] adamus1red, Preaux, and masklin [363/1970] have team battled seek, kork, and ScarySloth [190/1745] and won! 0 days, 19:29:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/12 11:26:15] amgine [129/134] has challenged kork [424/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to amgine's clock.
[03/23/12 12:14:23] tmberg [576/587] has challenged kork [213/502] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/25/12 13:00:25] kork [315/502] has come upon McCloud [23/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:53:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/25/12 13:00:25] kork has dealt McCloud a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:00:47 is added to McCloud's clock.
[03/27/12 04:53:40] bigjay, N3M35I5, kork, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/12 12:03:32] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:34:24 from level 81.
[03/28/12 14:05:35] kork [266/504] has challenged Woo [855/1145] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:36:54 is added to kork's clock.
[03/28/12 16:06:11] Rappy [331/528] has challenged kork [39/504] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:21:59 is removed from Rappy's clock.
[03/29/12 02:51:11] lipek, kork, and Theta4 [179/1422] have team battled sid77, kwiat, and brimstone [950/1949] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/12 03:31:18] ChiefRA and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/12 20:25:03] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:51 from level 81.
[03/30/12 08:25:38] kork [180/504] has come upon sasaniak [48/591] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:24:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/30/12 19:54:56] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:34 towards level 81.
[03/30/12 21:47:46] kork [260/504] has come upon Morpheus3000 [313/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:21:31 is added to kork's clock.
[03/30/12 23:19:55] kork [73/504] has come upon Godisme [145/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:19:35 is added to kork's clock.
[03/31/12 00:48:57] kork [22/504] has come upon Majak [81/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:50:46 is added to kork's clock.
[03/31/12 06:26:42] Ghostwolf [107/171] has challenged kork [289/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Ghostwolf's clock.
[03/31/12 10:44:32] kork, Reaper, and zbart [540/1385] have team battled chazzam, DarkSiL, and Alfie [1450/1634] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/12 14:31:02] mauke and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/12 23:45:51] Pici, Nolehte, kork, and bagdel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/12 11:33:01] kork [432/504] has challenged Reaper [423/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:56:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/02/12 00:21:00] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:06 towards level 81.
[04/02/12 03:36:13] kork [35/504] has challenged chazzam [220/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:19 is added to kork's clock.
[04/02/12 05:43:25] snupuns [162/350] has challenged kork [281/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to snupuns's clock.
[04/02/12 12:25:04] kork [129/504] has come upon argus [191/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:48:52 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/12 06:11:22] kork [377/504] has come upon N3M35I5 [431/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:07:02 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/12 12:54:40] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:42 towards level 81.
[04/03/12 20:02:55] kork [161/504] has come upon Lenny [6/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/05/12 03:39:51] kork [409/504] has come upon masklin [94/844] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:44:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/05/12 15:24:58] cmrn, kork, and Charris [289/1200] have team battled keeper_c, DarkSiL, and felipe [1427/2092] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/12 08:57:34] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:06 towards level 81.
[04/06/12 12:40:25] kork [469/504] has come upon Cygdor [22/241] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/06/12 15:52:47] Alfie [321/536] has come upon kork [459/504] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:24:34 is added to Alfie's clock.
[04/06/12 18:03:32] argus [188/422] has challenged kork [298/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to argus's clock.
[04/06/12 22:08:37] Reaper, lipek, and kork [1170/1704] have team battled Allosteric, Houiszat, and suterismus [1020/1838] and won! 0 days, 10:00:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/12 16:59:15] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:39 towards level 81.
[04/07/12 17:07:22] kork [328/504] has come upon Kabaka [854/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:18:01 is added to kork's clock.
[04/07/12 20:11:07] Ghostwolf, SeySayux, and neurospex [178/1184] have team battled jmaugue, Lenny, and kork [44/1440] and won! 0 days, 00:48:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/12 17:08:53] Woo [668/1154] has challenged kork [50/504] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:45:54 is removed from Woo's clock.
[04/09/12 18:49:23] TauPan, Morpheus3000, and Allosteric [849/1127] have team battled kork, DemosDemon, and Ataraxia [361/1083] and won! 0 days, 10:01:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/12 15:12:55] kork [230/504] has come upon BlastHardcheese [213/495] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:51:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/12/12 16:11:50] kork [309/504] has come upon vegadark [159/622] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:02:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/12/12 18:24:08] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/12 21:25:16] bigjay [248/656] has challenged kork [38/504] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[04/13/12 00:52:04] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:01:06 from level 81.
[04/13/12 19:26:30] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [315/547] has challenged kork [65/504] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:37:38 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[04/14/12 04:30:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 08:34:37 toward level 81.
[04/14/12 14:15:18] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:33 towards level 81.
[04/16/12 16:39:34] kwiat, Rappy, TauPan, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/12 03:36:16] noother, Str1ngS, and dax [978/1629] have team battled kork, chazzam, and Ciphohs5 [593/1585] and won! 0 days, 10:45:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/12 04:36:22] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:26 towards level 81.
[04/17/12 07:40:57] kork [114/504] has challenged masklin [496/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:42:28 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/12 12:58:40] preflex, sjefen6, kork, and Cenhinen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/12 13:59:23] kork [177/504] has come upon Str1ngS [463/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:05:30 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/12 21:01:42] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/12 08:20:05] kork [255/504] has challenged charitwo [117/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/19/12 03:35:16] kork [464/504] has come upon robinetd [318/441] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:08:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/19/12 19:27:19] Plasmastar [413/696] has challenged kork [318/504] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:37:06 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[04/20/12 10:32:48] SeySayux [141/385] has challenged kork [93/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:31 is removed from SeySayux's clock.
[04/20/12 22:49:53] kork [398/504] has come upon N3M35I5 [343/519] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:15:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/21/12 15:55:59] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:31 towards level 81.
[04/22/12 03:14:35] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:47 from level 81.
[04/22/12 04:22:39] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:51 from level 81.
[04/22/12 07:40:31] kork [387/508] has come upon suiside [1011/1165] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:08:54 is added to kork's clock.
[04/22/12 12:40:18] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:35:29 from level 81.
[04/22/12 22:34:11] amw3000 [21/24] has challenged kork [222/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to amw3000's clock.
[04/24/12 06:33:06] Tsunami [172/564] has challenged kork [388/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to Tsunami's clock.
[04/24/12 23:58:30] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:12:06 towards level 81.
[04/25/12 00:00:00] bigjay [330/656] has challenged kork [367/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:02 is added to bigjay's clock.
[04/25/12 18:53:31] kork, ChiefRA, and tmberg [1533/1650] have team battled confus3d, exa, and felipe [1392/1549] and won! 1 day, 01:59:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/12 05:47:18] LordFella, lipek, and kork [270/1495] have team battled N3M35I5, wakeupscreaming, and jmaugue [1313/1650] and lost! 5 days, 05:33:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/12 19:31:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 18:29:24 from level 81.
[04/27/12 21:00:45] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:25:42 from level 81.
[04/27/12 21:07:19] kork was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:20:48 from level 81.
[04/28/12 00:17:54] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:14:43 from level 81.
[04/28/12 09:20:18] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:25:54 towards level 81.
[04/28/12 09:22:37] SeySayux [354/385] has challenged kork [133/508] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:26:19 is removed from SeySayux's clock.
[04/28/12 11:18:01] kork [94/508] has come upon BlastHardcheese [62/495] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:33:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/28/12 21:25:07] kork [75/508] has challenged AfterDeath [420/471] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:28:11 is added to kork's clock.
[04/29/12 10:02:17] Ghostwolf, DeLorean, and boshaus [812/1419] have team battled JudoFreak, SeySayux, and kork [1082/1444] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/12 10:33:25] Roach [358/585] has challenged kork [262/508] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from Roach's clock.
[04/30/12 13:27:17] kork [262/508] has come upon geekboi [474/904] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:23:36 is added to kork's clock.
[04/30/12 16:03:22] mauke and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/12 17:39:18] kork [47/508] has come upon JudoFreak [77/551] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:33:22 is added to kork's clock.
[05/01/12 06:37:12] kork [308/508] has challenged sjefen6 [503/542] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:55:05 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/12 00:37:17] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/12 13:12:10] TauPan, TheLonelyStone, and chazzam [1114/1211] have team battled Nofew, suiside, and kork [341/2081] and won! 0 days, 00:20:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/12 14:19:04] Kylu and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/12 17:50:04] sjefen6 [539/542] has challenged kork [9/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:27 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[05/04/12 01:09:54] kork [160/508] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [25/557] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:00:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/04/12 01:25:39] kork [190/508] has come upon catfishpeanutbutterbbq [182/557] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:25:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/04/12 08:53:21] Ttech [418/1087] has challenged kork [260/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:26 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/04/12 13:43:04] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:42 towards level 81.
[05/05/12 10:58:58] Kabaka [51/601] has challenged kork [88/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:01:37 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[05/06/12 19:05:42] brimstone [477/800] has challenged kork [384/508] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:07:22 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[05/07/12 18:36:49] ProfessorMuffin [110/227] has challenged kork [168/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to ProfessorMuffin's clock.
[05/08/12 11:19:38] kork [69/508] has come upon argus [482/540] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:41:38 is added to kork's clock.
[05/09/12 08:18:59] DarkSiL [338/493] has challenged kork [350/508] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:07:49 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[05/09/12 10:44:17] geekboi stole kork's level 42 amulet while they were sleeping! geekboi leaves his old level 29 amulet behind, which kork then takes.
[05/09/12 22:59:00] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:54:09 towards level 81.
[05/10/12 20:13:17] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:51:17 towards level 81.
[05/13/12 01:50:43] Hans.Wurst [228/287] has challenged kork [437/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[05/13/12 08:17:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 16:30:06 from level 81.
[05/13/12 21:41:30] felipe [154/311] has challenged kork [391/493] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:25:08 is added to felipe's clock.
[05/15/12 01:12:49] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:29:34 towards level 81.
[05/15/12 17:52:38] kork [36/493] has come upon masklin [570/830] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:07:37 is added to kork's clock.
[05/16/12 08:17:12] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:20:44 towards level 81.
[05/16/12 22:15:26] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:23:00 towards level 81.
[05/18/12 00:39:07] enCyde [44/235] has challenged kork [69/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to enCyde's clock.
[05/18/12 10:58:58] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:10:23 towards level 81.
[05/18/12 12:35:56] jbroome [229/787] has come upon kork [96/493] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:17:06 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[05/18/12 17:25:21] GyrosGeior, vrillusions, and ProfessorMuffin [67/1319] have team battled kork, Woo, and mamarley [657/2218] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/12 22:05:24] kork [356/493] has challenged JudoFreak [389/498] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:00:17 is added to kork's clock.
[05/19/12 11:11:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 31 days, 21:05:07 toward level 81.
[05/19/12 21:09:59] vrillusions, confus3d, and Ivvy [1088/1837] have team battled nitzer, Satoshi, and kork [1097/1548] and lost! 0 days, 10:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/12 21:29:35] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/12 22:56:58] sjefen6, kork, and Seadog [128/1971] have team battled noother, suiside, and Bladerunner [190/2252] and lost! 0 days, 08:05:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/12 02:01:25] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:45 from level 81.
[05/20/12 04:35:08] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:04 towards level 81.
[05/21/12 01:28:34] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:26 towards level 81.
[05/21/12 22:24:46] bigjay and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/12 05:44:56] kork [38/493] has come upon Nasrudin [87/279] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:13:17 is added to kork's clock.
[05/22/12 08:17:00] kork and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/12 16:37:20] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/12 05:32:15] sjefen6 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/12 00:19:10] cmrn [33/348] has challenged kork [462/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to cmrn's clock.
[05/25/12 01:07:00] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:08:27 towards level 81.
[05/25/12 13:18:24] keeper_c, Woo, and enCyde [1395/2702] have team battled lipek, null, and kork [1453/1632] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/12 23:38:52] Nolehte [635/639] has challenged kork [330/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:57 is removed from Nolehte's clock.
[05/26/12 03:39:39] Furry [467/553] has challenged kork [241/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:50:55 is removed from Furry's clock.
[05/26/12 10:41:02] DeLorean [128/512] has challenged kork [96/493] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:35:16 is removed from DeLorean's clock.
[05/27/12 03:44:24] ion [491/536] has challenged kork [367/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:31:32 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/27/12 07:55:23] sasquatc4 stole kork's level 95 tunic while they were sleeping! sasquatc4 leaves his old level 14 tunic behind, which kork then takes.
[05/27/12 13:03:51] kork [197/404] has come upon neurospex [240/585] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:56:34 is added to kork's clock.
[05/27/12 15:46:46] woonack [134/698] has challenged kork [9/404] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:07:25 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/27/12 18:51:37] kork [378/404] has come upon greycat [2/440] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:53:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/28/12 09:54:48] Vostok [144/247] has challenged kork [214/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Vostok's clock.
[05/29/12 00:07:52] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:19:38 from level 81.
[05/29/12 10:51:55] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:46:24 towards level 81.
[05/30/12 19:35:16] Hans.Wurst [322/414] has challenged kork [126/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:26 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[05/30/12 19:35:16] Hans.Wurst has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:23:07 is added to kork's clock.
[06/01/12 00:09:48] kork [16/404] has challenged mauke [600/634] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:14:41 is added to kork's clock.
[06/01/12 07:11:11] Morpheus3000 [98/453] has challenged kork [114/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:59 is added to Morpheus3000's clock.
[06/01/12 09:11:36] Rappy [320/464] has challenged kork [206/404] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:02:26 is removed from Rappy's clock.
[06/02/12 03:15:14] kork [59/404] has challenged Pent [23/282] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:06:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/02/12 03:15:14] kork has dealt Pent a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:46:03 is added to Pent's clock.
[06/02/12 12:05:48] mdwright [141/318] has challenged kork [86/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:00 is removed from mdwright's clock.
[06/04/12 20:28:25] kork [124/404] has challenged Ttech [67/1087] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/05/12 04:30:00] brimstone [269/783] has challenged kork [20/404] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:44:32 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[06/05/12 05:02:40] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:19:16 towards level 81.
[06/07/12 09:16:39] borsin and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/12 16:26:08] kork, neurospex, and BlastHardcheese [192/1484] have team battled Hydrogenum, Nofew, and idleOne [665/1841] and lost! 3 days, 03:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/12 17:42:25] kork [68/404] has challenged Babar [187/873] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:07:35 is added to kork's clock.
[06/08/12 00:37:43] ReNDoM and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/12 19:08:14] kork [193/408] has come upon suiside [547/1190] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:15:26 is added to kork's clock.
[06/08/12 21:56:34] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:24:56 from level 81.
[06/09/12 00:32:42] kork [135/408] has come upon keeper_c [318/1230] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:32:06 is added to kork's clock.
[06/09/12 11:53:52] kork [261/408] has challenged Woo [579/1176] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:56:40 is added to kork's clock.
[06/09/12 19:46:20] Preaux, Ttech, and woonack [1336/2269] have team battled kork, Vostok, and AngryParsley [660/1459] and won! 0 days, 10:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/12 12:18:46] jetnu [221/587] has challenged kork [265/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to jetnu's clock.
[06/11/12 14:38:29] gchristensen [78/114] has challenged kork [194/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to gchristensen's clock.
[06/11/12 17:05:34] mauke [270/651] has challenged kork [237/408] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:04:17 is removed from mauke's clock.
[06/11/12 17:05:34] mauke has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 7 days, 23:10:00 is added to kork's clock.
[06/12/12 02:53:31] kork [211/408] has come upon Nofew [106/393] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:00:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/12/12 21:11:52] kork [65/408] has challenged argus [354/673] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:50:02 is added to kork's clock.
[06/12/12 21:19:39] Charris, kork, and GyrosGeior [782/1137] have team battled Zeman4323, blizgerg, and charitwo [685/1400] and won! 0 days, 06:05:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/12 09:46:26] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:13:56 towards level 81.
[06/15/12 04:24:10] nitzer [566/578] has challenged kork [383/408] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:09:08 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[06/15/12 07:40:57] kork, wjon, and KindOne [376/1159] have team battled Animal, Plasmastar, and jbroome [535/2065] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/12 15:53:08] Juggaloon, kork, and vegadark [1964/2069] have team battled ccx, Ttech, and Nasrudin [1966/2059] and lost! 0 days, 10:40:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/12 03:29:27] kork [199/408] has challenged ElectRo [858/1196] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:18:20 is added to kork's clock.
[06/16/12 19:29:50] kork [280/408] has come upon Loreley [176/319] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:23:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/17/12 20:42:45] lipek stole kork's level 52 pair of boots while they were sleeping! lipek leaves his old level 23 pair of boots behind, which kork then takes.
[06/18/12 02:12:48] [dmp], Sheudecai, and Osiux [1796/1808] have team battled kork, AngryParsley, and mdwright [1126/1421] and won! 0 days, 16:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/12 19:18:28] mdwright [32/325] has challenged kork [160/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to mdwright's clock.
[06/19/12 02:12:56] nhandler, DarkSiL, and allo [431/1918] have team battled kork, Majak, and Lenny [549/1762] and lost! 0 days, 21:29:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/12 05:46:09] woonack [113/693] has challenged kork [335/376] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:32 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/20/12 03:06:12] kork [360/376] has come upon Tenorman [116/571] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:12:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/20/12 16:32:15] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:40:20 from level 81.
[06/20/12 21:16:34] kork and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/12 21:46:58] Rappy, Tenorman, Osiux, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/12 08:16:04] Rappy and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/12 08:20:59] kork [120/376] has come upon Seadog [654/970] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:59:54 is added to kork's clock.
[06/21/12 20:25:55] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:23:30 towards level 81.
[06/22/12 17:15:22] illuminata and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/12 19:39:16] Zazie [27/217] has challenged kork [123/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Zazie's clock.
[06/22/12 20:40:41] Oldiesmann and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/12 21:07:49] null [558/574] has challenged kork [237/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from null's clock.
[06/23/12 21:59:19] kork and Juggaloon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/12 05:06:34] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:16:50 from level 81.
[06/24/12 11:13:59] DeLorean [375/589] has challenged kork [120/376] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:40:27 is removed from DeLorean's clock.
[06/25/12 07:02:19] kork [47/376] has come upon Zazie [65/291] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:38:57 is added to kork's clock.
[06/26/12 05:25:36] Majak [387/502] has challenged kork [40/376] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:19:16 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/27/12 03:46:27] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:29:56 from level 81.
[06/27/12 03:47:34] dxrt, kork, and Animal [623/1922] have team battled Majak, Icedream, and gchristensen [252/1230] and won! 1 day, 03:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/12 19:39:41] Houiszat, mamarley, and kork [772/1711] have team battled ElectRo, nitzer, and Icedream [1523/2149] and lost! 0 days, 21:13:47 is added to their clocks.

[07/01/12 04:36:34] kork [60/376] has come upon Grim [182/988] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:35:28 is added to kork's clock.
[07/01/12 21:56:53] Lenny [597/884] has challenged kork [326/376] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:39:17 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[07/02/12 00:12:02] mauke and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/12 01:57:46] kork [369/376] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [241/632] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:26:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/02/12 10:59:52] kork [248/376] has challenged Reaper [227/618] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:44:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/04/12 21:21:08] kork [320/376] has come upon sasquatc4 [45/558] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:36:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/04/12 23:13:36] seek [193/686] has challenged kork [161/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:17:11 is removed from seek's clock.
[07/05/12 11:44:43] kork [320/376] has come upon woonack [81/702] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:27:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/05/12 22:18:51] kork [229/376] has challenged Xan_der [80/355] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:48:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/06/12 05:20:26] Alfie [29/514] has challenged kork [90/376] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:20:59 is added to Alfie's clock.

[07/06/12 15:22:41] kork [272/376] has challenged charitwo [124/513] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:04:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/07/12 16:20:27] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:17:08 towards level 81.
[07/07/12 17:03:34] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:04:05 from level 81.
[07/07/12 18:13:25] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/12 20:52:46] oldmankdude [60/254] has challenged kork [325/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to oldmankdude's clock.
[07/08/12 06:31:32] kork [237/376] has challenged Nolehte [465/569] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:29:56 is added to kork's clock.
[07/08/12 13:11:50] kork [275/376] has come upon Str1ngS [629/654] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:40:43 is added to kork's clock.
[07/08/12 22:38:21] kork [315/376] has come upon gipyelrah [375/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:28:19 is added to kork's clock.
[07/09/12 00:46:41] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:57:51 from level 81.
[07/09/12 09:37:38] ruan [999/1028] has challenged kork [208/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:19:01 is removed from ruan's clock.
[07/09/12 23:32:47] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:46:47 from level 81.
[07/10/12 10:51:32] charitwo, Zazie, and neurospex [330/1448] have team battled mauke, kork, and lipek [1319/1679] and lost! 0 days, 07:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/12 14:57:13] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:13:34 towards level 81.
[07/12/12 23:39:46] kork [58/376] has come upon sjefen6 [409/523] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:42:15 is added to kork's clock.
[07/13/12 04:06:43] illuminata, gchristensen, and ElectRo [358/2025] have team battled Ghostwolf, kork, and TauPan [1294/1302] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/12 11:22:35] davie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/12 13:36:06] Bladerunner [247/406] has come upon kork [298/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:51 is added to Bladerunner's clock.
[07/13/12 15:39:42] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:03:39 towards level 81.
[07/13/12 22:04:24] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:39:12 towards level 81.
[07/13/12 23:57:28] kork [210/378] has challenged Majak [142/512] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:10:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/14/12 01:57:54] gipyelrah [317/834] has challenged kork [218/378] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:22:54 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[07/14/12 04:25:43] kork [207/378] has come upon Satoshi [7/501] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:41:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/14/12 23:46:21] kork [0/378] has come upon lim [15/288] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:06:10 is added to kork's clock.
[07/15/12 10:42:01] AngryParsley, Zazie, and kork [436/1425] have team battled chadi, mauke, and keeper_c [859/2277] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/12 02:22:58] lim [132/293] has challenged kork [61/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from lim's clock.
[07/16/12 19:06:36] gchristensen, kork, and vrillusions [310/1729] have team battled suiside, argus, and brimstone [1773/2719] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/12 20:40:00] kork and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/12 05:36:23] kork [256/378] has come upon yano [131/178] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:14:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/17/12 11:15:23] [dmp] [332/683] has challenged kork [283/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:55:19 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[07/18/12 08:15:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 2 days, 01:18:11 toward level 81.
[07/18/12 08:42:05] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:16 towards level 81.
[07/18/12 16:58:27] kork, Reaper, Bladerunner, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/12 16:35:24] vegadark [342/860] has challenged kork [256/378] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:28:24 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/21/12 05:58:11] oldmankdude, kork, and yond [1303/1331] have team battled mamarley, XJR-9, and Pent [193/1563] and won! 0 days, 05:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/12 07:02:40] kitten [39/362] has challenged kork [277/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to kitten's clock.
[07/21/12 08:36:32] kenyon [611/891] has challenged kork [194/378] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:40:40 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/21/12 09:48:36] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:45 towards level 81.
[07/22/12 11:34:36] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:02 towards level 81.
[07/22/12 13:43:12] kork [89/378] has challenged mauke [400/638] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:32:00 is added to kork's clock.
[07/24/12 02:23:26] kork [196/378] has come upon Merferns [140/344] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:23:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/12 10:53:08] johnthebear [42/407] has challenged kork [205/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:56 is added to johnthebear's clock.
[07/25/12 12:53:33] kork [143/378] has challenged Nolehte [111/524] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:35:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/12 14:12:34] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:39:13 from level 81.
[07/26/12 04:56:50] kork [207/378] has challenged enCyde [190/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:55:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/26/12 23:00:38] mamarley [594/624] has challenged kork [325/378] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:20:45 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[07/27/12 08:19:37] Bladerunner [61/406] has come upon kork [338/378] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:07:29 is added to Bladerunner's clock.
[07/28/12 10:07:55] kork [217/378] has challenged Tsunami [312/564] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:08:31 is added to kork's clock.
[07/30/12 05:56:32] tann [88/189] has challenged kork [284/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to tann's clock.
[07/30/12 20:20:13] sjefen6 [780/807] has challenged kork [301/378] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:19:35 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/30/12 21:31:40] Raytray and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/12 01:59:10] kork [259/378] has come upon Fluttershy [45/440] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:53:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/01/12 05:26:43] Buglouse, woonack, and kork [851/1600] have team battled sunrisewolf, masklin, and s1amson [1568/1716] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/12 07:28:10] kork [271/378] has come upon DeLorean [385/589] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:40:20 is added to kork's clock.
[08/01/12 08:28:05] kork [373/378] has challenged preflex [311/477] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:09:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/02/12 10:01:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 16 days, 10:21:54 toward level 81.
[08/03/12 01:37:10] spiffytech [231/471] has challenged kork [60/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:39 is removed from spiffytech's clock.
[08/03/12 06:26:51] TheWing and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/12 14:40:16] kork [209/378] has challenged SCSi [164/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:03:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/03/12 15:47:26] Majak [323/523] has come upon kork [119/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:53:31 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/03/12 19:41:21] kork [137/378] has challenged blind [123/785] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:45:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/04/12 00:49:07] DeLorean, kork, and mauke [522/1595] have team battled TheWing, Tenorman, and chadi [139/1585] and won! 0 days, 23:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/12 01:32:54] adamus1red [177/759] has come upon kork [223/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:07 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/04/12 06:52:21] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:04 towards level 81.
[08/04/12 07:30:47] jmaugue, kork, and Juggaloon [445/1627] have team battled kenyon, ElectRo, and brimstone [2469/2938] and lost! 1 day, 16:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/12 07:43:53] kork [366/378] has challenged Jareeta [476/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:47:31 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/12 05:50:44] kork [291/378] has challenged Lenny [320/896] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:09:40 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/12 11:13:46] kork and RyuKisargi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/12 17:48:57] kork [158/378] has come upon Str1ngS [222/677] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:10:37 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/12 20:58:41] Micha [167/311] has challenged kork [238/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Micha's clock.
[08/06/12 08:56:52] kork [206/378] has challenged Bladerunner [51/446] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:31:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/07/12 02:00:53] kork [248/378] has challenged cirdan [375/862] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:34:24 is added to kork's clock.
[08/07/12 03:57:27] Cenhinen, kork, and Preaux [1356/1818] have team battled tann, Jareeta, and keeper_c [2409/2606] and lost! 3 days, 12:51:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/12 09:01:37] XJR-9, Cenhinen, and Beavis [977/2038] have team battled kork, DemosDemon, and allo [1222/2076] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/12 09:49:02] vegadark, kork, and Lenny [1936/2157] have team battled TauPan, jbest, and DemosDemon [1486/1703] and won! 2 days, 12:30:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/12 11:14:24] Minun, davie, nitzer, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/12 11:04:34] kork and tann have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/12 10:35:02] kork [277/378] has come upon Ghostwolf [360/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:35:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/10/12 18:20:36] kork [9/378] has challenged mauke [588/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:07:37 is added to kork's clock.
[08/11/12 01:27:38] jbest, Lefty, and elbows [7/1078] have team battled kork, oldmankdude, and Ttech [828/1901] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/12 21:26:37] vrillusions [825/963] has challenged kork [40/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:43 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[08/11/12 21:26:37] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 38 helm! vrillusions picks it up, tossing his old level 13 helm to kork.
[08/12/12 06:41:40] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:09:47 from level 81.
[08/13/12 16:36:13] kork [17/350] has challenged KindOne [242/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:15 is added to kork's clock.
[08/13/12 22:18:10] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:17 from level 81.
[08/14/12 23:06:39] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:27 towards level 81.
[08/15/12 00:43:37] dxrt [47/754] has challenged kork [199/350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:08 is added to dxrt's clock.
[08/15/12 05:05:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 2 days, 13:32:39 toward level 81.
[08/15/12 12:25:14] NN2k [2/8] has challenged kork [42/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to NN2k's clock.
[08/15/12 14:46:53] Ephur [60/832] has challenged kork [292/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:01:04 is added to Ephur's clock.
[08/15/12 16:32:05] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:09 from level 81.
[08/16/12 04:35:26] Andorin [111/273] has challenged kork [300/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Andorin's clock.
[08/16/12 08:23:01] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:03 from level 81.
[08/16/12 18:25:17] kork and neurospex have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/12 03:55:27] exa [275/682] has challenged kork [93/350] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:37:20 is removed from exa's clock.
[08/17/12 08:59:57] kork [49/350] has come upon sbp [700/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:20 is added to kork's clock.
[08/17/12 09:30:51] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:41 towards level 81.
[08/17/12 18:10:53] Bitz69 [33/312] has challenged kork [96/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Bitz69's clock.
[08/17/12 21:28:23] GyrosGeior [313/528] has come upon kork [242/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:48 is removed from GyrosGeior's clock.
[08/18/12 12:48:27] swhitt, Nolehte, and Rappy [14/1423] have team battled Bitz69, kork, and ruan [1467/1703] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/12 23:44:50] kork [276/350] has come upon cmrn [557/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:07:53 is added to kork's clock.
[08/19/12 10:12:23] chadi [113/528] has come upon kork [109/350] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:12:38 is removed from chadi's clock.
[08/19/12 13:28:43] kork [194/350] has come upon Deltor [462/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:47:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/19/12 16:28:13] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:27:30 from level 81.
[08/19/12 21:10:25] dxrt [171/754] has challenged kork [66/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:36 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[08/20/12 15:17:50] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:42:14 from level 81.
[08/21/12 06:30:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 4 days, 08:34:47 toward level 81.
[08/21/12 14:19:54] kork [52/350] has challenged AfterDeath [391/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:02:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/22/12 12:25:00] argus [327/786] has challenged kork [169/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:20:36 is removed from argus's clock.
[08/22/12 20:52:53] kork, Sheudecai, and dxrt [556/1478] have team battled davie, geekboi, and pwned [539/1854] and won! 0 days, 16:15:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/12 10:30:16] XJR-9 [249/507] has challenged kork [252/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:58:31 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[08/23/12 23:22:25] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:19:44 from level 81.
[08/24/12 03:10:48] kork sharpened the edge of his weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/12 11:14:32] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:43 towards level 81.
[08/25/12 04:51:28] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:20 towards level 81.
[08/25/12 11:04:38] Buglouse [377/533] has challenged kork [15/354] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from Buglouse's clock.
[08/26/12 02:44:36] kork [119/355] has challenged jbroome [237/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:25 is added to kork's clock.
[08/26/12 08:38:57] kork and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/12 12:37:15] keeper_c, illuminata, and kork [1156/2090] have team battled jbroome, geekboi, and sasquatc4 [24/2006] and won! 3 days, 21:13:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/12 21:48:48] GyrosGeior [148/580] has challenged kork [215/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:57:30 is added to GyrosGeior's clock.
[08/27/12 08:19:50] DemosDemon and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/12 08:44:16] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:50 towards level 81.
[08/28/12 13:28:58] nikoJ and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/12 15:56:46] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:26 towards level 81.
[08/30/12 07:39:04] kork [95/355] has challenged Reaper [258/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:21:11 is added to kork's clock.
[08/31/12 15:46:06] suterismus [494/936] has challenged kork [297/355] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:11:12 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/01/12 02:48:30] kork [172/355] has challenged mauke [576/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:00:02 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/12 11:50:27] kork [180/355] has challenged ChiefRA [132/535] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:25:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/01/12 16:51:33] kork [228/355] has challenged Sellyme [221/322] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:11:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/01/12 19:55:29] kork [199/355] has come upon Ivvy [349/760] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:20:34 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/12 23:53:36] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:36:29 towards level 81.
[09/02/12 01:14:38] AngryParsley and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/12 07:01:32] toz [47/280] has challenged kork [305/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to toz's clock.

[09/04/12 03:27:36] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:34:54 towards level 81.
[09/05/12 03:05:07] Dodo, tmberg, and Zeman4323 [359/1185] have team battled Lenny, kork, and SCSi [590/1757] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/12 21:52:23] Jareeta [327/966] has challenged kork [22/355] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:17:44 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[09/06/12 04:06:10] TheWing and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/12 06:49:24] dwfreed [439/733] has challenged kork [106/355] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/07/12 02:53:33] seek [584/728] has challenged kork [311/355] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:28:24 is removed from seek's clock.
[09/07/12 23:45:07] XJR-9 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/12 02:54:35] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:39 towards level 81.
[09/10/12 05:21:44] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:25 towards level 81.
[09/10/12 13:16:37] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:53 towards level 81.
[09/11/12 05:19:50] nosklo [354/564] has challenged kork [156/355] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:31:39 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[09/11/12 07:50:52] kork [155/355] has come upon LordFella [219/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:33 is added to kork's clock.
[09/11/12 09:20:42] woonack [452/931] has challenged kork [202/355] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:24:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/11/12 16:53:33] Icedream and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/12 14:27:06] kork [132/355] has challenged tann [40/480] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:36:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/12/12 15:27:18] XJR-9 [451/529] has challenged kork [5/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:38 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[09/13/12 01:13:24] Kylu and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/12 15:37:37] Aldasa [31/33] has challenged kork [106/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Aldasa's clock.
[09/14/12 08:36:39] nikoJ [125/531] has challenged kork [184/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:07 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[09/14/12 09:36:53] TheWing [158/529] has challenged kork [154/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:35 is removed from TheWing's clock.
[09/14/12 14:52:56] vrillusions, jbroome, and tann [1599/1993] have team battled nosklo, kork, and dwfreed [1496/1656] and won! 1 day, 17:26:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/12 12:42:56] jmaugue [291/437] has challenged kork [44/355] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:59:53 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[09/15/12 21:49:42] Nofew, yano, and Andorin [1179/1219] have team battled nosklo, GyrosGeior, and kork [1235/1503] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/12 07:46:55] neurospex [777/899] has challenged kork [140/355] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:28:56 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/16/12 09:47:20] masklin [63/786] has challenged kork [275/355] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:01:24 is added to masklin's clock.
[09/16/12 21:49:55] kork [292/355] has challenged sasquatc4 [352/563] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:02:06 is added to kork's clock.
[09/16/12 22:50:08] vrillusions [726/982] has challenged kork [221/355] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:12:46 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[09/17/12 01:50:46] kork [149/355] has challenged Junaos [33/442] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:54:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/17/12 21:03:09] gipyelrah, kork, and avocado [1074/1592] have team battled illuminata, nikoJ, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1348/1596] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/12 09:53:21] kork [246/355] has come upon LordFella [441/480] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:17:42 is added to kork's clock.
[09/19/12 04:04:13] kork [231/355] has challenged SeySayux [116/366] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:22:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/19/12 23:11:35] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:17:34 from level 81.
[09/20/12 07:10:39] kork [0/355] has challenged Preaux [579/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:30:48 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/12 13:47:00] kork [289/355] has come upon Dj_Dexter [400/510] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:10:21 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/12 15:12:39] gipyelrah [160/870] has challenged kork [138/355] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:15:50 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[09/20/12 23:14:32] kork [83/355] has challenged mamarley [442/638] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:09:46 is added to kork's clock.
[09/21/12 06:18:18] DemosDemon, Dodo, and jmaugue [220/1544] have team battled SirNeo, kork, and fancybone [60/1116] and won! 0 days, 04:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/12 14:48:42] GyrosGeior [101/580] has challenged kork [151/355] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to GyrosGeior's clock.
[09/21/12 16:11:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 17 days, 18:05:50 toward level 81.
[09/22/12 00:20:32] kork [350/355] has challenged xec [95/113] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:10:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/22/12 15:57:28] Lenny stole kork's level 42 shield while they were sleeping! Lenny leaves his old level 36 shield behind, which kork then takes.
[09/24/12 00:31:25] woonack [751/931] has challenged kork [54/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:39:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/24/12 00:31:25] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 61 charm! woonack picks it up, tossing his old level 36 charm to kork.
[09/24/12 08:38:34] woonack, Plasmastar, and kork [1822/1920] have team battled Robodashy, Kylu, and wakeupscreaming [108/2285] and won! 0 days, 03:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/12 09:46:50] gipyelrah [215/864] has challenged kork [37/321] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:10:35 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[09/26/12 11:23:39] seek, SpamMage, and BlastHardcheese [849/1530] have team battled idleOne, kork, and Hydrogenum [32/1756] and won! 0 days, 03:55:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/12 09:45:23] PriceChild, Fluttershy, kork, and NN2k have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/12 12:52:35] kork [168/321] has challenged exa [177/668] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:25:32 is added to kork's clock.
[09/27/12 16:54:03] Villadelfia [32/35] has challenged kork [186/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to Villadelfia's clock.
[09/28/12 02:47:19] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:04 towards level 81.
[09/29/12 13:03:00] mamarley [93/660] has challenged kork [27/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:33:59 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[09/30/12 05:17:07] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:04 towards level 81.
[09/30/12 16:30:54] Villadelfia [38/229] has challenged kork [61/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Villadelfia's clock.
[10/01/12 11:51:18] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:11 towards level 81.
[10/02/12 22:19:53] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:43 towards level 81.
[10/02/12 23:21:04] kork [79/321] has challenged lipek [240/668] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:57:35 is added to kork's clock.
[10/03/12 12:12:10] kork slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/12 16:24:39] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:43:21 from level 81.
[10/06/12 01:25:20] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:21:58 towards level 81.
[10/07/12 16:24:31] kork and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/12 18:47:20] greycat [184/498] has challenged kork [45/316] in combat and won! 44 days, 13:34:14 is removed from greycat's clock.
[10/07/12 21:48:04] kork [30/316] has challenged s1amson [165/500] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:10:57 is added to kork's clock.
[10/07/12 23:00:11] davie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/12 15:31:23] meh [255/327] has come upon kork [233/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:57 is removed from meh's clock.
[10/09/12 15:10:38] cirdan, Oldiesmann, SCSi, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/12 12:34:03] ccx and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/12 00:52:16] sasquatc4, Zazie, Charris, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/12 09:45:12] Lefty, cirdan, and kork [766/1812] have team battled SeySayux, Animal, and sasquatc4 [634/1717] and won! 0 days, 00:55:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/12 15:59:07] kork and s1amson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/12 18:08:56] kork [240/316] has challenged Nofew [326/414] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:48:53 is added to kork's clock.
[10/11/12 22:25:43] kork [181/316] has come upon Animal [386/765] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:20:43 is added to kork's clock.
[10/12/12 07:44:25] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:36:03 towards level 81.
[10/13/12 13:53:29] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:13:19 towards level 81.
[10/13/12 19:36:28] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:58 towards level 81.
[10/14/12 11:16:31] kork and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/12 12:23:45] bigjay [337/683] has challenged kork [53/316] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:24:42 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[10/16/12 07:33:38] Deltor [492/662] has challenged kork [279/316] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:01:49 is removed from Deltor's clock.
[10/18/12 16:03:07] Vostok [517/575] has challenged kork [125/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[10/20/12 08:35:40] Polyamor [0/4] has challenged kork [132/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Polyamor's clock.
[10/20/12 23:10:20] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:23:20 towards level 81.
[10/21/12 16:00:43] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:03:29 towards level 81.
[10/22/12 17:05:44] tann [139/517] has come upon kork [273/316] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:53 is added to tann's clock.
[10/23/12 04:02:28] Fluttershy and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/12 05:35:59] seek [527/738] has challenged kork [314/316] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:37:11 is removed from seek's clock.
[10/23/12 06:01:29] kork [156/316] has come upon Darius [49/328] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:48:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/23/12 09:49:59] Pici [408/783] has challenged kork [186/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from Pici's clock.
[10/25/12 23:50:58] kork [291/316] has challenged cirdan [335/1004] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:05:48 is added to kork's clock.
[10/26/12 06:52:29] Jareeta [655/997] has challenged kork [159/316] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:30:06 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[10/26/12 11:53:36] kork [227/316] has challenged brentter [228/376] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:42:44 is added to kork's clock.
[10/27/12 05:46:49] kork, argus, and digitaldonk [639/1519] have team battled kenyon, DryRoastedPeanut, and Majak [790/2025] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/12 07:58:08] kork [165/316] has challenged Babar [168/892] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:39 is added to kork's clock.
[10/27/12 07:58:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 34 days, 10:13:15 from level 81.
[10/27/12 11:58:48] kork and rasputo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/12 06:19:50] sbp [44/857] has challenged kork [50/316] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:05:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/31/12 14:48:37] kork [61/316] has come upon Jade [543/696] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:38:49 is added to kork's clock.
[11/01/12 06:34:33] kork, Darius, and digitaldonk [215/1322] have team battled ameoba, Andorin, and greycat [1495/1670] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/12 06:30:34] kenyon [506/962] has challenged kork [295/316] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:07:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/02/12 21:03:55] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:34:45 towards level 81.
[11/03/12 04:35:35] Cenhinen [479/749] has challenged kork [39/316] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:23:34 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[11/03/12 05:16:29] kork [210/316] has come upon Charris [303/351] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:02:05 is added to kork's clock.
[11/03/12 07:36:14] kork [304/316] has challenged DryRoastedPeanut [167/555] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:23:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/03/12 20:41:19] SeySayux [273/409] has challenged kork [141/316] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:45:21 is removed from SeySayux's clock.
[11/04/12 05:38:09] Mattycakes [265/354] has challenged kork [13/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Mattycakes's clock.
[11/05/12 04:24:01] tw [1/82] has challenged kork [32/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to tw's clock.
[11/05/12 08:28:29] Rakp [0/4] has challenged kork [32/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Rakp's clock.
[11/05/12 19:50:15] brimstone, Lefty, Darius, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/12 07:54:06] Nolehte [31/794] has challenged kork [289/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:50:55 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[11/06/12 10:54:47] kork [2/316] has challenged sasquatc4 [125/742] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:54:33 is added to kork's clock.
[11/07/12 02:59:20] kork [269/316] has come upon LordFella [321/530] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:58:58 is added to kork's clock.
[11/07/12 04:26:40] <char [32/153] has challenged kork [33/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to <char's clock.
[11/07/12 10:46:37] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 10:53:21 from level 81.
[11/07/12 12:12:44] kork [179/316] has come upon gipyelrah [507/858] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:26:05 is added to kork's clock.
[11/07/12 14:19:20] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 01:01:57 towards level 81.
[11/07/12 22:21:46] Nanook [60/181] has challenged kork [34/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from Nanook's clock.
[11/08/12 05:07:00] raela, Gizmokid2005, and Vostok [1370/1476] have team battled kork, sbp, and Nasrudin [2137/2195] and lost! 0 days, 16:48:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/12 12:05:42] kork [247/316] has challenged swhitt [45/469] in combat and won! 16 days, 02:55:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/08/12 16:33:09] Micha [437/500] has come upon kork [300/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:22:42 is removed from Micha's clock.
[11/08/12 22:07:56] kork [53/316] has challenged DemosDemon [312/822] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:36:16 is added to kork's clock.
[11/09/12 02:23:01] kork and s1amson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/12 20:25:26] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:15:52 towards level 81.
[11/10/12 11:07:26] gipyelrah, nosklo, and vegadark [700/2380] have team battled kork, tw, and SCSi [146/1036] and won! 1 day, 15:50:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/12 13:30:08] kork [42/316] has come upon gipyelrah [456/858] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:47:40 is added to kork's clock.
[11/11/12 11:52:03] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:12:18 towards level 81.
[11/12/12 01:24:14] kork [180/316] has challenged vegadark [702/946] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:23:49 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/12 11:02:33] kork [248/316] has come upon sjefen6 [109/498] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 15:54:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/12/12 21:25:52] kork, bigjay, and Iuz [1402/1415] have team battled [dmp], GyrosGeior, and rasputo [598/1712] and won! 0 days, 18:31:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/12 21:29:26] kork [279/316] has come upon Kabaka [426/661] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:28:50 is added to kork's clock.
[11/13/12 04:42:42] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:14:40 from level 81.
[11/13/12 11:46:06] NN2k [394/416] has come upon kork [274/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:58 is removed from NN2k's clock.
[11/13/12 18:33:20] kork [295/316] has challenged Oldiesmann [120/617] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:57:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/13/12 22:21:39] rasputo [196/404] has come upon kork [24/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:19:45 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[11/16/12 22:21:29] kork [154/316] has come upon nosklo [27/576] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:04:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/17/12 08:15:22] kork [245/316] has come upon Charris [236/354] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 14:22:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/17/12 08:15:22] kork has dealt Charris a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:38:34 is added to Charris's clock.
[11/17/12 08:21:38] kork and amazing have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/12 04:43:07] kork [13/316] has come upon Mateusz [91/253] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:16:37 is added to kork's clock.
[11/18/12 06:10:42] Nofew, vrillusions, and Jade [912/2306] have team battled amazing, SCSi, and kork [499/1056] and won! 1 day, 19:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 11:55:42] sbp, raela, and kork [65/1561] have team battled SpamMage, MONITOR_BOT, and Manel [895/1384] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/12 05:40:32] bobbylight [0/1] has challenged kork [237/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to bobbylight's clock.
[11/21/12 09:14:14] kork [12/316] has challenged TheLonelyGod [75/354] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:27:00 is added to kork's clock.
[11/21/12 11:19:09] kork [223/316] has come upon keeper_c [1274/1305] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:49:59 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/12 02:52:22] sbp, DeLorean, and m0shbear [1123/1878] have team battled jbest, Gizmokid2005, and kork [1260/1360] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/12 12:20:20] kork [95/316] has challenged ChiefRA [188/557] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:25:58 is added to kork's clock.
[11/23/12 23:05:05] kork [180/316] has come upon Darius [227/589] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:05:17 is added to kork's clock.
[11/24/12 16:32:19] Juggaloon [101/689] has challenged kork [179/316] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:19 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[11/24/12 23:33:53] kork [106/316] has challenged Aezzop [89/238] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:57:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/25/12 03:14:18] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:18:13 from level 81.
[11/25/12 13:45:55] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:11:27 towards level 81.
[11/25/12 15:27:13] tmberg, brimstone, and pwned [474/2064] have team battled kork, wakeupscreaming, and Reaper [1538/1975] and lost! 1 day, 07:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/12 03:22:59] Birdbones [147/293] has challenged kork [30/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/28/12 10:36:52] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 10:57:05 towards level 81.
[11/28/12 14:42:48] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:36:57 towards level 81.
[11/29/12 00:18:06] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:09:32 from level 81.
[11/29/12 22:25:13] Hero [174/196] has challenged kork [156/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from Hero's clock.
[11/30/12 00:02:26] tmberg, Karethoth, kork, and nicko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/12 05:16:19] vegadark [761/972] has come upon kork [72/316] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:09:40 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/30/12 06:09:51] idleOne, kork, and gipyelrah [507/1811] have team battled sasquatc4, truffles, and seth-- [208/1495] and won! 2 days, 03:56:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/12 13:30:52] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:58:46 towards level 81.
[11/30/12 18:08:22] kork [46/316] has challenged Robodashy [118/524] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:01:08 is added to kork's clock.
[11/30/12 20:56:31] yano, Wolf, and hectocotylus [588/1697] have team battled blizgerg, King-Off-LTC, and kork [1089/1195] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/12 07:52:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 22:29:06 from level 81.
[12/02/12 01:42:58] kork [244/316] has come upon SCSi [165/477] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:23:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/03/12 04:25:50] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:13:12 from level 81.
[12/03/12 05:37:28] AngryParsley, kork, and Ciphohs5 [270/1172] have team battled Hero, MONITOR_BOT, and tw [933/992] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/12 06:16:52] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:12:33 towards level 81.
[12/03/12 10:23:27] vegadark [633/715] has challenged kork [187/316] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:27:55 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/04/12 00:20:27] kork [87/316] has challenged SpamMage [307/551] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:39:48 is added to kork's clock.
[12/05/12 01:46:19] Babar, Osiux, kork, and tw have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/12 00:30:59] kork [291/316] has challenged pekster [136/159] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:57:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/06/12 02:22:07] Simon [75/313] has challenged kork [67/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from Simon's clock.
[12/06/12 02:33:07] suterismus [650/968] has come upon kork [219/316] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:13:41 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/06/12 12:33:44] rasputo [409/419] has challenged kork [174/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:47 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[12/07/12 09:15:21] beatysees, vrillusions, and Satoshi [1017/1675] have team battled tann, kork, and Lenny [1419/1769] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/12 12:43:10] Simon [91/313] has challenged kork [5/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from Simon's clock.
[12/07/12 15:04:09] Sparticus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/12 22:55:59] nicko [94/383] has come upon kork [274/316] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:59 is added to nicko's clock.
[12/08/12 07:55:11] Ciphohs5, nicko, and [dmp] [1277/1519] have team battled Lenny, kork, and jmaugue [1257/1699] and won! 0 days, 02:54:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/12 14:49:11] Furry and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/12 13:49:50] kork [248/316] has challenged Hans.Wurst [14/399] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:17:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/10/12 05:53:22] kork [236/316] has challenged Simon [211/348] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:58:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/10/12 14:55:24] kork [312/316] has challenged steev [312/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:22:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/10/12 15:48:48] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/12 21:56:59] kork [145/316] has challenged Vostok [253/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:02:04 is added to kork's clock.
[12/11/12 09:25:44] yano, Iuz, [dmp], and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/12 15:44:15] kork [221/316] has come upon Lefty [283/404] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:40:21 is added to kork's clock.
[12/11/12 16:30:40] neuro [163/219] has challenged kork [61/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from neuro's clock.
[12/11/12 16:48:31] amazing [488/492] has come upon kork [210/316] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:31:39 is removed from amazing's clock.
[12/12/12 00:54:30] pwned [573/847] has challenged kork [145/316] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from pwned's clock.
[12/12/12 05:59:02] Cameron_D [546/564] has challenged kork [52/316] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/12/12 09:56:38] Cameron_D, Gizmokid2005, and amazing [451/1726] have team battled Sparticus, [dmp], and kork [1027/1471] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/12 23:55:29] yano [55/761] has challenged kork [183/316] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to yano's clock.
[12/14/12 15:58:30] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:40 towards level 81.
[12/15/12 12:15:29] Wolf, kork, and felipe [20/1260] have team battled AngryParsley, Charris, and Vostok [1261/1379] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/12 01:58:19] kork [305/320] has come upon Waller [9/468] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:30:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/16/12 04:38:51] Trienish [122/521] has come upon kork [187/320] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:05:43 is added to Trienish's clock.
[12/16/12 22:04:38] davie, brimstone, and [dmp] [340/2022] have team battled kork, Robodashy, and sjefen6 [746/1402] and lost! 2 days, 10:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/12 19:46:31] Hans.Wurst and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/12 05:13:01] brimstone [510/778] has challenged kork [146/320] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:59:26 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[12/18/12 05:13:01] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 36 shield! brimstone picks it up, tossing his old level 31 shield to kork.
[12/18/12 10:43:55] Arcane [137/267] has challenged kork [100/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from Arcane's clock.
[12/18/12 10:43:55] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 35 charm! Arcane picks it up, tossing his old level 31 charm to kork.
[12/19/12 02:14:38] beatysees, Osiux, and Waller [990/1360] have team battled charitwo, kork, and kenyon [653/1950] and won! 0 days, 09:02:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/12 00:29:37] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:09:56 towards level 81.
[12/20/12 03:36:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 8 days, 03:44:13 toward level 81.
[12/20/12 16:29:41] beatysees [56/332] has challenged kork [183/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to beatysees's clock.
[12/21/12 23:29:18] Makiavel [56/135] has come upon kork [259/310] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:26 is added to Makiavel's clock.
[12/22/12 01:40:01] Lefty, sbp, and illuminata [971/1626] have team battled Oldiesmann, digitaldonk, and kork [914/1591] and won! 0 days, 16:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/12 22:37:12] Makiavel [31/199] has challenged kork [96/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Makiavel's clock.
[12/24/12 12:48:15] Animal [514/803] has challenged kork [246/310] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:32:43 is removed from Animal's clock.
[12/24/12 15:48:57] kork [287/310] has challenged Jareeta [590/997] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:07:52 is added to kork's clock.
[12/25/12 03:51:38] Majak [514/605] has challenged kork [210/310] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:31:17 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/25/12 13:54:40] Arcane [5/308] has challenged kork [282/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Arcane's clock.
[12/26/12 13:03:30] Sheudecai and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/12 00:33:10] yano and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/12 09:12:59] greycat, TauPan, Sellyme, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/12 13:27:18] kork [147/310] has come upon greycat [215/701] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:43:34 is added to kork's clock.
[12/27/12 16:44:42] brimstone, TauPan, and kork [914/1402] have team battled Preaux, davie, and Pici [1158/1999] and lost! 3 days, 00:08:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/12 23:25:39] kork [206/310] has come upon argus [105/774] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:18:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/28/12 06:15:41] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:40:05 from level 81.
[12/28/12 14:38:03] kork, Hans.Wurst, and TauPan [839/1023] have team battled MONITOR_BOT, Str1ngS, and PriceChild [1825/2182] and lost! 4 days, 04:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/12 17:24:22] kork [151/310] has come upon Animal [223/783] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:08 is added to kork's clock.
[12/28/12 18:16:30] kork [261/310] has come upon grish [93/247] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:07:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/28/12 18:47:47] kork, DeLorean, and Yankee [1035/1794] have team battled brimstone, steev, and Zeman4323 [306/1781] and won! 0 days, 20:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/12 02:42:02] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:13 towards level 81.
[12/29/12 23:56:14] Trienish [398/521] has come upon kork [302/310] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:01 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[12/30/12 04:25:53] Zero [2/27] has challenged kork [201/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Zero's clock.
[12/30/12 05:19:13] felipe [392/464] has challenged kork [202/310] in combat and won! 21 days, 09:36:22 is removed from felipe's clock.
[12/30/12 09:56:26] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:28:38 towards level 81.
[12/30/12 21:17:53] Grim, kork, and pp00 [940/1534] have team battled PriceChild, Oxe, and Babar [1041/2073] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/13 04:44:24] Zero [121/192] has challenged kork [26/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from Zero's clock.
[01/01/13 15:27:07] gipyelrah, suterismus, and kork [747/2140] have team battled GaveUp, ChiefRA, and DeLorean [1408/1681] and lost! 2 days, 01:09:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/13 07:12:34] kork [142/313] has come upon SpamMage [428/562] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:55:38 is added to kork's clock.
[01/02/13 12:46:18] jmaugue, DeLorean, and iViLe [1176/1529] have team battled Vostok, kork, and Lefty [797/1557] and won! 0 days, 02:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/13 05:44:17] kork [65/313] has challenged Osiux [287/560] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:49:26 is added to kork's clock.
[01/03/13 07:16:22] felipe [462/464] has come upon kork [1/313] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 22:38:51 is removed from felipe's clock.
[01/03/13 20:42:54] AbrahamLinksys [158/197] has challenged kork [302/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/05/13 05:53:28] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:48:42 towards level 81.
[01/05/13 07:34:44] robot, kork, and sjefen6 [136/1101] have team battled Cameron_D, idleOne, and kenyon [1352/2203] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/13 05:02:02] kork [98/313] has challenged Ciphohs5 [270/442] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:02:36 is added to kork's clock.
[01/06/13 12:45:09] MadHatter [123/379] has challenged kork [224/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[01/06/13 13:02:34] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:25:45 from level 81.
[01/08/13 01:28:52] Sparticus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/13 09:17:29] kork [10/313] has come upon MONITOR_BOT [395/510] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:18:23 is added to kork's clock.
[01/09/13 03:09:27] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:40:57 towards level 81.
[01/09/13 13:15:47] kork [89/313] has come upon Str1ngS [271/917] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:37:58 is added to kork's clock.
[01/10/13 13:50:35] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:29:22 towards level 81.
[01/10/13 21:18:13] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:24:12 towards level 81.
[01/11/13 00:45:33] amasawa [24/65] has challenged kork [108/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to amasawa's clock.
[01/13/13 16:16:18] kork [81/313] has come upon Animal [183/783] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:57:21 is added to kork's clock.
[01/13/13 21:09:03] kork, Cameron_D, and allo [1262/1833] have team battled Beavis, morph, and Weedle [447/1221] and won! 1 day, 10:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/13 23:23:18] DeLorean, Ephod, and neuro [46/1685] have team battled kork, Syloq, and paysties [1300/1376] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/13 07:40:53] Sparticus [372/540] has challenged kork [141/313] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from Sparticus's clock.
[01/15/13 19:00:05] Str1ngS [631/917] has challenged kork [110/313] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:56:03 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[01/16/13 08:03:22] kork [88/313] has challenged meeech [109/125] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:40:53 is added to kork's clock.
[01/17/13 03:08:22] kork [137/313] has challenged ChiefRA [106/556] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:35:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/17/13 10:46:19] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:22:05 towards level 81.
[01/17/13 15:32:55] kork [214/313] has come upon nitzer [29/451] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:14:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/17/13 21:19:17] gipyelrah, sbp, and nosklo [955/2298] have team battled Babar, kork, and ccx [515/1667] and won! 0 days, 23:50:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/13 11:27:53] tsh [67/216] has challenged kork [230/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to tsh's clock.
[01/19/13 05:01:22] Quix0te and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/13 10:19:09] meat [63/97] has challenged kork [27/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:56 is removed from meat's clock.
[01/19/13 10:19:09] meat has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:11:15 is added to kork's clock.
[01/20/13 07:37:58] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:37 towards level 81.
[01/20/13 10:54:10] kork [7/313] has come upon meeech [109/322] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:48:57 is added to kork's clock.
[01/20/13 20:21:44] naori [11/294] has challenged kork [195/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to naori's clock.
[01/20/13 20:48:39] kork and s1amson have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/13 22:16:44] SeySayux, Furry, and sniegol [307/1892] have team battled seek, gipyelrah, and kork [726/1938] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/13 02:25:20] kork [47/313] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [138/678] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:19:40 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/13 16:36:42] Str1ngS, Arcane, neuro, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/13 22:39:31] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:49:38 from level 81.
[01/22/13 08:02:38] gweedo767, tmberg, and Lenny [835/1897] have team battled nightcinder, kork, and DryRoastedPeanut [223/1200] and won! 0 days, 02:48:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/13 09:08:41] kork [299/313] has come upon gweedo767 [69/209] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:33:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/22/13 10:49:04] Quix0te [193/233] has challenged kork [168/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from Quix0te's clock.
[01/22/13 20:41:29] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:56:17 from level 81.
[01/22/13 22:12:55] kork, Synergist, and jmaugue [431/1118] have team battled brimstone, Minun, and johnthebear [1481/1787] and lost! 1 day, 01:08:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/13 02:19:18] kork [61/313] has come upon DryRoastedPeanut [304/699] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:14:41 is added to kork's clock.
[01/23/13 02:45:43] kork [38/313] has challenged angelos [268/432] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:33:04 is added to kork's clock.
[01/24/13 06:31:35] PriceChild, Fluttershy, and kork [210/1589] have team battled ReNDoM, vrillusions, and nitzer [2089/2171] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/13 14:49:47] jbest [373/458] has challenged kork [47/313] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from jbest's clock.
[01/25/13 10:51:33] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:18:36 towards level 81.
[01/26/13 11:21:00] naori [169/391] has challenged kork [201/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to naori's clock.
[01/26/13 18:08:46] Mateusz [207/460] has challenged kork [150/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:25:37 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/26/13 20:03:56] Str1ngS, meeech, and kork [291/1631] have team battled coldie, heqs, and Ciphohs5 [18/692] and won! 0 days, 01:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/13 03:26:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 20 days, 22:49:54 toward level 81.
[01/27/13 08:01:47] nitzer and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/13 11:13:14] kork [219/313] has challenged rasputo [194/354] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:06:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/28/13 06:18:18] kork [253/313] has challenged BSDBlack [354/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:31:06 is added to kork's clock.
[01/29/13 00:08:02] preflex, ryushe, and kork [259/1258] have team battled lipek, jbroome, and zero_one [54/1464] and won! 1 day, 21:33:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/13 01:38:24] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:00:06 towards level 81.
[01/30/13 04:40:26] kork [93/313] has come upon Jareeta [659/1005] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:41:55 is added to kork's clock.
[01/30/13 08:01:00] suterismus [494/960] has come upon kork [287/313] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:03:44 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/30/13 17:34:18] kork [299/313] has challenged beatysees [360/541] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:33:22 is added to kork's clock.
[01/30/13 21:20:02] kork [308/313] has come upon Iuz [145/560] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:16:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/31/13 03:25:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 18 days, 02:14:05 toward level 81.
[01/31/13 16:38:44] MasterStroke [89/293] has come upon kork [157/313] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:15 is added to MasterStroke's clock.
[01/31/13 19:15:58] AbrahamLinksys [95/299] has come upon kork [83/313] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:34 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/01/13 23:26:51] davidfg4 [204/229] has challenged kork [255/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[02/02/13 05:00:45] kork [309/313] has come upon seek [313/765] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:57:04 is added to kork's clock.
[02/04/13 09:44:02] Pici and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/13 01:15:29] dwfreed, Grim, and yond [2159/2423] have team battled kork, jmaugue, and csalazar [393/1074] and won! 1 day, 02:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/13 17:22:33] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:10:25 towards level 81.
[02/07/13 02:37:49] Oxe, kork, and Ciphohs5 [105/1204] have team battled Babar, AngryParsley, and rasputo [995/1643] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/13 01:49:40] rasputo [16/350] has challenged kork [80/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:23 is added to rasputo's clock.
[02/12/13 14:50:47] iunruh and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/13 20:54:17] kork [233/313] has challenged naori [386/531] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:41:19 is added to kork's clock.
[02/13/13 01:58:28] kork [98/313] has come upon Beavis [450/739] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:09:40 is added to kork's clock.
[02/13/13 09:29:27] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:36:38 towards level 81.
[02/13/13 23:00:37] kork [189/313] has challenged rmbell.the.great [49/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:57:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/14/13 03:01:35] kork [152/313] has challenged greycat [40/816] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:03:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/14/13 03:01:35] In the fierce battle, greycat dropped his level 74 ring! kork picks it up, tossing his old level 62 ring to greycat.
[02/14/13 19:05:42] yano [819/916] has challenged kork [12/326] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:56:24 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/15/13 02:07:24] kork [90/326] has challenged we6jbo [226/254] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:52:48 is added to kork's clock.
[02/15/13 12:22:20] SirNeo, exa, and Tenorman [1516/1855] have team battled kork, meat, and Gizmokid2005 [164/1492] and won! 0 days, 17:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/13 14:43:07] kork, gweedo767, and nicko [1142/1305] have team battled Nofew, Quix0te, and Alfie [34/1337] and won! 0 days, 05:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/13 15:27:48] Syloq and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/13 17:42:14] weethawk [5/15] has challenged kork [240/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to weethawk's clock.
[02/17/13 00:52:20] MONITOR_BOT and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/13 10:34:44] mamarley and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/13 03:38:42] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:19:55 towards level 81.
[02/22/13 11:26:07] kork [54/326] has come upon GaveUp [294/485] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:05:05 is added to kork's clock.
[02/22/13 21:55:01] kork [160/326] has challenged Ephur [415/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:33 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/13 06:16:09] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:49:41 towards level 81.
[02/23/13 07:57:33] null [16/606] has challenged kork [160/326] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:55 is added to null's clock.
[02/23/13 17:20:08] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:59:33 towards level 81.
[02/24/13 10:43:27] goThic [0/277] has challenged kork [278/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to goThic's clock.
[02/24/13 11:28:54] AbrahamLinksys [141/337] has challenged kork [180/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/24/13 21:17:05] marc-etienne [100/199] has challenged kork [27/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from marc-etienne's clock.
[02/25/13 00:16:26] kork [109/326] has come upon wakeupscreaming [628/1048] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:22:11 is added to kork's clock.
[02/27/13 11:14:02] Neal, kork, and oldmankdude [556/1401] have team battled keeper_c, angelos, and desspugne [1650/2032] and lost! 0 days, 10:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/13 14:49:18] Sparticus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/13 19:10:27] Minun, jirwin, and DemosDemon [862/1560] have team battled SirRofer, Gizmokid2005, and kork [520/1268] and won! 0 days, 04:52:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/13 03:35:47] rmbell.the.great, marc-etienne, and Oldiesmann [1083/1308] have team battled kork, RLabs, and amazing [540/1156] and won! 0 days, 01:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/13 07:38:04] RansomTime stole kork's level 23 pair of boots while they were sleeping! RansomTime leaves his old level 21 pair of boots behind, which kork then takes.
[03/03/13 10:52:50] kork [192/324] has come upon nosklo [41/493] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:05:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/13 20:54:10] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:35:56 towards level 81.
[03/03/13 21:21:50] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:54:15 from level 81.
[03/04/13 00:01:42] Killerkid, oldmankdude, and lipek [276/1857] have team battled Maple-Chestnut, kork, and Hydrogenum [1352/1547] and lost! 0 days, 09:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/13 16:57:27] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:07:22 towards level 81.
[03/04/13 17:56:10] oldmankdude [451/722] has challenged kork [311/324] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:44:32 is removed from oldmankdude's clock.
[03/04/13 20:22:31] kork [289/324] has come upon vrillusions [369/1016] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:56:26 is added to kork's clock.
[03/04/13 21:31:45] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:25:44 from level 81.
[03/04/13 22:22:57] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:46:09 towards level 81.
[03/05/13 00:22:06] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/13 06:19:35] kork [250/324] has come upon nosklo [390/493] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:49:57 is added to kork's clock.
[03/05/13 22:06:01] kork and Nayru have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/13 05:53:33] mamarley, sjefen6, and BlastHardcheese [351/1785] have team battled Smoovious, kork, and Lenny [1635/2064] and lost! 2 days, 02:26:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/13 12:07:53] kork [281/324] has come upon tiwake [269/609] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:31:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/07/13 23:40:56] devnullcon, LordFella, and Taffer [1181/1351] have team battled swhitt, davidfg4, and kork [635/1281] and won! 0 days, 04:43:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/13 02:02:57] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:40 towards level 81.
[03/08/13 11:16:34] kork [157/324] has come upon sbp [699/833] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:28:12 is added to kork's clock.
[03/09/13 03:48:41] Ephur [368/816] has come upon kork [199/324] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:24:45 is removed from Ephur's clock.
[03/09/13 20:23:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 20:27:56 from level 81.
[03/10/13 23:20:32] kork [233/324] has come upon Plasmastar [320/663] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:01:17 is added to kork's clock.
[03/12/13 03:10:30] kork [4/324] has come upon Ttech [537/1175] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:08:26 is added to kork's clock.
[03/12/13 05:17:33] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/13 07:39:42] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:12:31 from level 81.
[03/13/13 18:48:22] Merenor [78/204] has challenged kork [87/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Merenor's clock.
[03/13/13 20:29:41] kork [5/324] has come upon Preaux [499/625] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:12:33 is added to kork's clock.
[03/14/13 11:51:06] kork [142/324] has challenged kenyon [283/1000] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:51:44 is added to kork's clock.
[03/14/13 18:52:45] kork [134/324] has challenged Ciphohs5 [311/456] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:00:04 is added to kork's clock.
[03/15/13 01:54:27] kork [144/324] has challenged SeySayux [421/520] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:10:07 is added to kork's clock.
[03/16/13 15:07:23] sbp, Plasmastar, sasaniak, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/13 02:19:02] sartan [6/66] has challenged kork [30/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/18/13 14:09:39] kork left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kork's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/13 09:31:35] kork [222/320] has challenged suterismus [836/954] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:17:35 is added to kork's clock.
[03/21/13 13:25:41] bigjay [506/704] has come upon kork [263/320] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:08:04 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[03/22/13 12:43:04] blizgerg, XJR-9, and kork [1347/1407] have team battled joshz, SirRofer, and iunruh [101/1357] and won! 2 days, 07:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/13 19:40:17] kork [101/320] has challenged tanilolli [8/60] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:13:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/23/13 03:20:18] kork [41/320] has come upon blind [35/785] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 14:01:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/23/13 21:50:53] LikeLakers2 [102/621] has challenged kork [190/320] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to LikeLakers2's clock.
[03/24/13 03:04:32] jbroome, Kabaka, and Osiux [962/1859] have team battled mamarley, kork, and desspugne [125/1530] and won! 6 days, 13:57:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/13 04:21:40] kork [57/320] has come upon Kabaka [161/617] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:00:25 is added to kork's clock.
[03/26/13 08:05:16] dugiebones [54/57] has challenged kork [50/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:49 is removed from dugiebones's clock.
[03/26/13 13:02:57] Reaper [197/848] has challenged kork [155/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:45 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[03/26/13 22:02:34] noother [117/718] has come upon kork [222/320] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:22:56 is added to noother's clock.
[03/27/13 04:07:31] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:51:20 towards level 81.
[03/27/13 08:24:59] h00k [189/218] has challenged kork [138/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/27/13 13:37:29] PriceChild, sasaniak, Sparticus, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/13 04:55:38] Killerkid [523/573] has come upon kork [42/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:08 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/29/13 19:01:03] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:23:57 from level 81.
[03/29/13 20:22:44] sbp [40/836] has challenged kork [101/320] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:10:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/30/13 02:24:17] ChiefRA [258/530] has challenged kork [181/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:03:25 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[03/30/13 17:28:03] kork [18/320] has challenged dxrt [360/797] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:42:36 is added to kork's clock.
[04/01/13 19:18:33] DryRoastedPeanut, sbp, and lipek [1405/2345] have team battled Babar, kork, and DeLorean [469/1828] and won! 0 days, 16:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/13 04:42:28] kork [107/320] has come upon rmbell.the.great [397/558] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:11:08 is added to kork's clock.
[04/02/13 21:05:09] Ciphohs5 [199/446] has come upon kork [95/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:51:57 is removed from Ciphohs5's clock.
[04/03/13 06:49:46] kork [228/320] has challenged Unsub [213/321] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:53:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/03/13 09:22:52] DemosDemon and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 10:35:59] Str1ngS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 17:13:30] Valkor [531/988] has come upon kork [304/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:34 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[04/04/13 04:56:22] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:14:51 towards level 81.
[04/04/13 19:42:34] ahmiq [7/14] has challenged kork [290/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[04/04/13 20:14:39] angelos and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/13 22:00:01] HackUCF [208/263] has challenged kork [258/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to HackUCF's clock.
[04/05/13 06:04:18] kork [282/320] has challenged truffles [371/608] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:03:29 is added to kork's clock.
[04/05/13 07:31:07] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:35:27 towards level 81.
[04/05/13 14:06:26] m0shbear [597/663] has challenged kork [223/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:57 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[04/06/13 02:34:04] Trienish, dxrt, and argus [2224/2426] have team battled Grim, kork, and benonsoftware [1352/1596] and won! 2 days, 11:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/13 17:32:23] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:21:45 towards level 81.
[04/08/13 06:09:36] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:38:18 towards level 81.
[04/08/13 15:02:28] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:38:19 towards level 81.
[04/09/13 01:20:51] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:20:29 from level 81.
[04/09/13 15:31:50] kork [69/320] has challenged Beavis [200/761] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:23:56 is added to kork's clock.
[04/09/13 19:14:55] kork [268/320] has come upon iunruh [389/510] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:00:25 is added to kork's clock.
[04/10/13 17:38:50] Zett [65/589] has challenged kork [128/320] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:07:17 is added to Zett's clock.
[04/11/13 11:12:34] MetaNova, Tenorman, kork, and joshz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/13 16:42:14] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:09:15 from level 81.
[04/11/13 17:03:07] kork [186/320] has come upon Oldiesmann [252/491] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:52:04 is added to kork's clock.
[04/12/13 00:47:18] bebna [75/210] has challenged kork [159/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to bebna's clock.
[04/13/13 07:55:48] kork [38/320] has challenged Hans.Wurst [298/397] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:35:58 is added to kork's clock.
[04/13/13 10:46:15] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:46:13 towards level 81.
[04/13/13 19:08:17] wakeupscreaming, BlastHardcheese, and AbrahamLinksys [726/2165] have team battled Trienish, Kabaka, and kork [906/1740] and lost! 1 day, 03:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/13 11:32:52] sartan [160/322] has challenged kork [4/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/15/13 09:03:33] jmaugue and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/13 14:10:17] kork [258/320] has challenged dwfreed [113/1053] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:08:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/15/13 18:11:28] kork [93/320] has challenged masklin [508/548] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:13:02 is added to kork's clock.
[04/16/13 01:00:22] kork, Sparticus, and Quix0te [1413/1542] have team battled Sheudecai, XJR-9, and talso [1200/1232] and won! 0 days, 09:05:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/13 02:07:20] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:57:47 towards level 81.
[04/17/13 22:42:42] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:19:46 towards level 81.
[04/18/13 16:55:20] kork [304/320] has come upon AwwCookies [195/372] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:30:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/19/13 06:26:44] SavageHenry [245/483] has come upon kork [228/320] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:22:17 is removed from SavageHenry's clock.
[04/19/13 06:35:34] kork [88/320] has challenged Junaos [315/484] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:56:26 is added to kork's clock.
[04/20/13 10:20:38] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:05:02 from level 81.
[04/21/13 09:38:46] Oxe [27/491] has challenged kork [109/320] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Oxe's clock.
[04/21/13 09:50:16] s1amson [114/389] has challenged kork [73/320] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:38:18 is removed from s1amson's clock.
[04/21/13 10:47:10] XJR-9 stole kork's level 34 charm while they were sleeping! XJR-9 leaves his old level 8 charm behind, which kork then takes.
[04/21/13 16:59:13] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:09:50 towards level 81.
[04/22/13 02:07:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 31 days, 10:07:31 toward level 81.
[04/23/13 00:01:22] kork [135/291] has challenged Jewbaca [36/426] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:53:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/23/13 01:02:43] Glynix, Sparticus, and D4CH_RPi [1025/1431] have team battled DeLorean, kork, and blizgerg [1174/1644] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/13 03:02:13] kork [248/291] has challenged Reaper [514/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:26:06 is added to kork's clock.
[04/24/13 04:41:55] HackUCF, Weedle, and SeySayux [1031/1190] have team battled kork, Loreley, and iunruh [203/1337] and won! 0 days, 13:54:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/13 19:42:39] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:53:48 towards level 81.
[04/25/13 20:10:51] Darky [59/334] has come upon kork [61/291] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:59 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/26/13 13:57:39] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:24:57 from level 81.
[04/28/13 06:21:01] desspugne, AngryParsley, and io [161/1443] have team battled Glynix, blind, and kork [946/1393] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/13 16:49:56] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:02:29 from level 81.
[04/30/13 01:42:42] Unsub [94/530] has challenged kork [208/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Unsub's clock.
[04/30/13 07:31:04] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/13 17:01:37] kork [270/291] has challenged GaveUp [469/517] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:31:13 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/13 15:07:51] Yankee [461/833] has challenged kork [44/291] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:49:30 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[05/03/13 21:01:51] BlastHardcheese [360/549] has challenged kork [176/291] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:54:46 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[05/04/13 09:03:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 25 days, 05:10:07 toward level 81.
[05/04/13 19:04:01] kork and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/13 02:08:05] XenGi [38/48] has challenged kork [184/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to XenGi's clock.
[05/05/13 08:39:26] kork [83/291] has come upon sasaniak [431/734] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:07:15 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/13 09:36:29] kork [161/291] has challenged iunruh [403/535] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:42:59 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/13 15:38:01] neurospex [865/869] has challenged kork [18/291] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:46:48 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/05/13 19:00:04] spiffytech, Ciphohs5, and kork [540/1364] have team battled Unsub, noother, and Vostok [251/1888] and won! 6 days, 13:01:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/13 09:45:37] kork, lolwut, and argus [1139/1148] have team battled wakeupscreaming, Valkor, and Ttech [2763/3225] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/13 22:27:37] tw [337/427] has come upon kork [144/291] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:59:54 is removed from tw's clock.
[05/07/13 10:10:46] kork [267/294] has come upon Smoovious [586/732] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:12:53 is added to kork's clock.
[05/09/13 21:20:15] nicko [47/650] has come upon kork [171/294] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:03:32 is added to nicko's clock.
[05/10/13 07:15:41] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:49:48 towards level 81.
[05/10/13 17:28:58] kork [2/294] has challenged maybeHere [290/364] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:26:32 is added to kork's clock.
[05/10/13 21:14:01] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:56:10 towards level 81.
[05/15/13 03:04:42] Lenny, kork, and pekster [2/1813] have team battled Majak, Birdbones, and truffles [906/1676] and lost! 0 days, 09:45:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/13 08:06:42] Loreley [478/543] has challenged kork [128/294] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from Loreley's clock.
[05/15/13 13:28:59] dxrt [170/817] has challenged kork [225/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:55 is added to dxrt's clock.
[05/15/13 20:18:28] kork, Lenny, and Oxe [103/1784] have team battled yond, Zett, and spiffytech [684/1985] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/13 09:15:25] brimstone, DemosDemon, and Charris [909/1447] have team battled Hakase, argus, and kork [254/1132] and won! 0 days, 03:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/13 16:39:51] Eiam and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/13 01:56:24] kork [17/298] has come upon mamarley [128/583] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:55:35 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/13 02:09:56] kork [15/298] has challenged jack [39/306] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:07:59 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/13 10:25:47] vegadark [441/865] has come upon kork [29/298] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:17:47 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/20/13 00:17:07] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:31:35 from level 81.
[05/20/13 00:28:18] kork [75/298] has challenged Neal [482/539] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:00:01 is added to kork's clock.
[05/20/13 22:32:37] preflex [341/548] has challenged kork [82/298] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:52:10 is removed from preflex's clock.
[05/21/13 01:57:36] kork, Kabaka, and GaveUp [498/1446] have team battled Lenny, Eiam, and Zett [2076/2127] and lost! 5 days, 13:12:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/13 03:07:41] seek [329/769] has come upon kork [255/298] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:32:38 is removed from seek's clock.
[05/21/13 15:48:02] kork [193/298] has come upon Sir_Lemming [15/314] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:20:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/21/13 21:16:03] kork [37/298] has come upon DemosDemon [50/664] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:24:21 is added to kork's clock.
[05/22/13 06:15:04] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:13:45 from level 81.
[05/23/13 07:30:36] kork, Birdbones, and Smoovious [1317/1668] have team battled vegadark, Vostok, and jmaugue [1205/1973] and won! 1 day, 09:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/13 04:09:47] kork [255/298] has come upon Prometheus [426/653] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:42:11 is added to kork's clock.
[05/27/13 00:39:20] SirTiktalik [73/187] has challenged kork [179/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to SirTiktalik's clock.
[05/27/13 07:53:15] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 03:30:06 towards level 81.
[05/27/13 13:43:15] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 22:06:32 towards level 81.
[05/28/13 02:15:22] mindlesstux [94/293] has challenged kork [140/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to mindlesstux's clock.
[05/28/13 22:44:07] kork [69/298] has come upon ChiefRA [499/545] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 17:25:18 is added to kork's clock.
[05/29/13 13:06:56] jack, sasaniak, and brendan [1253/1480] have team battled vrillusions, HackUCF, and kork [359/1797] and won! 0 days, 03:43:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/13 16:18:04] kork [248/298] has come upon vrillusions [589/1054] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 18:01:35 is added to kork's clock.
[05/29/13 16:43:55] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 19:22:12 from level 81.
[05/29/13 19:04:56] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 14:25:44 towards level 81.
[05/29/13 23:09:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 98 days, 02:12:26 from level 81.
[06/01/13 14:26:58] kork [48/298] has challenged slack [261/332] in combat and lost! 16 days, 05:14:54 is added to kork's clock.
[06/01/13 15:54:29] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 07:21:47 towards level 81.
[06/02/13 06:30:38] Fluttershy [103/476] has challenged kork [149/298] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:22:30 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/02/13 09:15:47] kork found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 09:53:08 towards level 81.
[06/02/13 20:20:40] fx [187/435] has challenged kork [271/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to fx's clock.
[06/03/13 09:02:10] tiwake, UndyingShadow, and kork [204/1589] have team battled DemosDemon, joshz, and [dmp] [1145/1920] and lost! 0 days, 19:57:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/13 17:38:50] kork [50/298] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [286/999] in combat and lost! 16 days, 21:39:38 is added to kork's clock.
[06/03/13 18:59:21] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 16:30:16 towards level 81.
[06/05/13 10:59:55] kork [22/298] has come upon iunruh [266/541] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 08:12:26 is added to kork's clock.
[06/05/13 19:39:38] ChiefRA and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/13 20:47:05] Str1ngS, naori, and allo [1936/2464] have team battled filinep, kork, and XJR-9 [903/1251] and won! 0 days, 23:46:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/13 23:51:42] BachePorro [22/193] has challenged kork [88/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to BachePorro's clock.
[06/07/13 07:59:02] Eiam [359/496] has challenged kork [124/301] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:28:12 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[06/07/13 14:56:18] nikoJ and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/13 07:34:29] rmbell.the.great, kork, and iViLe [808/1461] have team battled m0shbear, talso, and AngryParsley [726/1648] and won! 0 days, 18:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/13 09:11:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 147 days, 22:00:39 toward level 81.
[06/11/13 02:44:18] mamarley [86/556] has challenged kork [120/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:44 is added to mamarley's clock.
[06/11/13 19:02:34] allo, tmberg, and Tenorman [290/2084] have team battled Charris, kork, and Gizmokid2005 [1361/1670] and lost! 1 day, 06:59:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/13 19:04:37] filinep [305/513] has come upon kork [76/301] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:51:07 is removed from filinep's clock.
[06/12/13 04:55:49] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:41:38 towards level 81.
[06/12/13 18:55:15] kork [149/295] has challenged irix [70/337] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:56:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/14/13 01:19:38] Jewbaca [259/440] has challenged kork [289/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Jewbaca's clock.
[06/14/13 03:39:41] Pici and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 16:20:23] Ziggilus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 17:12:48] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:03:20 from level 81.
[06/15/13 16:06:33] Ladon [193/260] has come upon kork [214/295] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:59 is added to Ladon's clock.
[06/16/13 01:12:23] kork [1/295] has challenged tann [70/496] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:59:04 is added to kork's clock.
[06/18/13 09:24:36] kork [77/295] has challenged mamarley [7/556] in combat and won! 16 days, 06:31:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/18/13 11:25:05] kork [4/295] has challenged kenyon [531/965] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:06:03 is added to kork's clock.
[06/18/13 17:26:24] kork [174/295] has challenged Darky [58/447] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:23:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/13 05:34:08] kork [155/295] has come upon truffles [260/614] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:54:08 is added to kork's clock.
[06/19/13 16:04:15] kork [154/295] has come upon sjefen6 [134/493] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 19:57:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/13 18:59:52] fonzie [277/336] has come upon kork [267/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:05 is removed from fonzie's clock.
[06/19/13 20:45:14] kork [279/295] has come upon LordFella [289/700] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:32:00 is added to kork's clock.
[06/20/13 14:32:53] kork [253/295] has come upon greycat [757/803] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:54:17 is added to kork's clock.
[06/21/13 08:56:18] nyislanders2121, Hydrogenum, and nyrednek [1597/1742] have team battled irix, kork, and suterismus [1001/1628] and won! 0 days, 00:32:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/13 15:47:42] DemosDemon [393/588] has challenged kork [235/295] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:50:52 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[06/24/13 00:49:17] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:07:31 towards level 81.
[06/24/13 07:56:03] Sir_Lemming, RansomTime, and meeech [806/1466] have team battled dxrt, kork, and mthw [142/1526] and won! 0 days, 07:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/13 16:10:12] mamarley, sasaniak, [dmp], and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/13 22:15:09] kork [202/295] has challenged keeper_c [416/1307] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:03:42 is added to kork's clock.
[07/05/13 11:11:49] Nothing4You [105/268] has challenged kork [4/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:00 is removed from Nothing4You's clock.
[07/08/13 01:08:38] Spazturtle [431/434] has challenged kork [179/295] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:52:21 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[07/08/13 01:08:38] Spazturtle has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 13 days, 16:39:25 is added to kork's clock.
[07/08/13 06:56:03] kork [85/295] has come upon NessaDoom [1/312] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:55:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/09/13 02:37:55] vegadark [666/860] has come upon kork [30/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:07:22 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/09/13 11:18:06] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:47:22 towards level 81.
[07/10/13 15:30:32] allo, Ttech, and Satoshi [2635/2777] have team battled kork, Vostok, and rmbell.the.great [903/1516] and won! 0 days, 06:07:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/13 15:38:07] kork and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/13 11:37:39] Danthemandoo and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/13 15:46:06] cirdan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/13 00:38:53] nitzer and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/13 00:50:04] Majak [62/445] has come upon kork [97/295] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:01:17 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/14/13 08:18:16] Sparticus, pwned, and kork [648/2047] have team battled Str1ngS, yond, and UndyingShadow [768/2176] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/13 12:43:24] sartan [294/570] has challenged kork [72/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:27:48 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/17/13 03:14:00] Kinsmir [191/243] has challenged kork [96/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[07/17/13 16:23:03] maybeHere [338/438] has come upon kork [194/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:36:54 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[07/17/13 16:23:03] maybeHere has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 11 days, 00:35:21 is added to kork's clock.
[07/17/13 18:50:37] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:20:42 towards level 81.
[07/17/13 21:55:42] lolwut, idleOne, and Ttech [2194/2425] have team battled kork, keeper_c, and TheMadHatter [1559/1860] and won! 0 days, 02:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/13 13:59:54] kork [194/295] has challenged nicko [101/811] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:14:58 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/20/13 10:10:04] h00k [58/774] has challenged kork [15/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:11:23 is removed from h00k's clock.
[07/20/13 12:10:33] kork [12/295] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [48/624] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:57:38 is added to kork's clock.
[07/20/13 21:12:32] TauPan [270/300] has challenged kork [98/295] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:11:55 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[07/22/13 16:31:26] preflex [405/543] has come upon kork [134/295] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:11:51 is removed from preflex's clock.
[07/22/13 16:38:36] Charris, kork, and TauPan [249/965] have team battled LordFella, rasputo, and NessaDoom [609/1535] and lost! 9 days, 02:55:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/13 06:22:45] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:55:37 towards level 81.
[07/23/13 12:21:47] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:31 towards level 81.
[07/23/13 23:29:32] Majak [187/445] has challenged kork [215/295] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:02:11 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/24/13 05:30:57] Kabaka [412/586] has challenged kork [193/295] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:06:19 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[07/24/13 09:18:02] kork [96/295] has come upon Kevin [96/152] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:33:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/24/13 12:19:48] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:25:49 towards level 81.
[07/25/13 05:32:25] RockTheShazbot, Deathcore, and kork [725/794] have team battled filinep, Cameron_D, and Simie [1097/1810] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/13 07:46:30] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:36:24 towards level 81.
[07/25/13 09:20:03] FrakingChrist [0/3] has challenged kork [61/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to FrakingChrist's clock.
[07/25/13 18:08:43] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:36:46 from level 81.
[07/26/13 21:33:57] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/13 15:49:38] kork [4/291] has challenged Ephod [205/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:57:59 is added to kork's clock.
[07/27/13 18:39:37] Fogel, Neal, and sasaniak [1384/1701] have team battled addikt, kork, and seisgatos [722/1067] and won! 0 days, 06:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/13 01:51:56] kork [80/291] has challenged tmberg [469/563] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:24:06 is added to kork's clock.
[07/28/13 03:55:32] kork [65/291] has come upon XJR-9 [345/446] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:42:45 is added to kork's clock.
[07/29/13 01:42:03] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 14:13:47 towards level 81.
[07/29/13 23:02:51] pants, talso, and Cenhinen [482/1785] have team battled kork, Fogel, and BlastHardcheese [686/1201] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/13 12:05:11] kork [255/291] has challenged Lenny [659/1026] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:19:53 is added to kork's clock.
[07/30/13 14:05:40] naori [62/875] has challenged kork [250/291] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:18:51 is added to naori's clock.
[07/30/13 16:16:02] sasaniak [270/746] has come upon kork [237/291] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:38:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/30/13 20:41:03] naori and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/13 01:08:10] rasputo [152/450] has challenged kork [130/291] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:59:23 is removed from rasputo's clock.
[07/31/13 08:29:04] kork [244/291] has come upon Eren97 [67/226] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:57:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/31/13 19:35:29] kork [38/291] has come upon Preaux [558/638] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 15:08:45 is added to kork's clock.
[07/31/13 22:16:30] kork [4/291] has come upon lolwut [412/434] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:46:20 is added to kork's clock.
[08/01/13 02:29:58] Munchington [335/338] has challenged kork [40/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from Munchington's clock.
[08/01/13 10:17:00] SpamMage, Cenhinen, and kork [1525/1773] have team battled neurospex, naori, and MontyZuma [1028/2182] and won! 10 days, 12:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/13 12:10:29] suterismus [1146/1198] has come upon kork [131/291] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:23:00 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/03/13 01:37:52] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 22:52:03 from level 81.
[08/04/13 04:31:28] kork [283/291] has challenged Fluttershy [205/486] in combat and won! 20 days, 21:58:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/04/13 18:14:31] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 06:09:17 from level 81.
[08/04/13 22:35:37] Neal [369/606] has challenged kork [213/291] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:35 is removed from Neal's clock.
[08/05/13 00:28:05] kork was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 02:43:31 from level 81.
[08/05/13 13:51:06] kork and Tsunami have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/13 16:40:44] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/13 04:36:24] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:12:00 towards level 81.
[08/06/13 16:17:04] lion [68/259] has challenged kork [213/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to lion's clock.
[08/06/13 18:52:45] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:25:10 from level 81.
[08/07/13 04:56:45] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/13 08:05:37] brimstone, Skidel, and cmrn [513/1337] have team battled sjefen6, Gizmokid2005, and kork [861/1795] and lost! 0 days, 12:04:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/13 09:29:46] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 17:36:55 towards level 81.
[08/07/13 14:20:00] Ephod and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/13 17:04:49] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:52:24 towards level 81.
[08/07/13 18:27:20] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 19:30:05 from level 81.
[08/08/13 00:10:28] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/13 08:25:24] kork [199/291] has come upon Simie [65/371] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:10:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/09/13 09:50:20] kork and Tsunami have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/13 00:28:10] finn, Jeran, and vegadark [740/1805] have team battled idleOne, sbp, and kork [279/1984] and won! 0 days, 01:23:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/13 20:33:23] adamus1red [450/800] has come upon kork [114/291] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:38:04 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[08/11/13 01:56:18] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:09:57 towards level 81.
[08/11/13 05:14:02] Zammo [4/140] has challenged kork [40/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to Zammo's clock.
[08/11/13 13:38:24] Reaper, Yankee, and PreX [998/1944] have team battled Cenhinen, ryushe, and kork [861/1557] and won! 0 days, 06:40:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/13 18:13:18] kork [251/291] has challenged m0shbear [699/708] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:18:07 is added to kork's clock.
[08/11/13 19:35:12] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:55:42 towards level 81.
[08/12/13 07:11:49] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:46:58 towards level 81.
[08/12/13 07:49:00] kork [14/291] has come upon vrillusions [1018/1056] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:00:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/12/13 08:17:31] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/13 21:12:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 25 days, 02:56:30 toward level 81.
[08/15/13 05:33:46] kork [152/291] has come upon talso [150/687] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:41:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/13 07:38:31] kork [88/291] has challenged nicko [580/811] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:34:44 is added to kork's clock.
[08/16/13 12:13:04] kork [224/291] has come upon rmbell.the.great [174/683] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:13:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/13 14:41:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 16:49:49 from level 81.
[08/16/13 16:19:48] kork [194/291] has come upon Fluttershy [172/471] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:41:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/16/13 16:19:57] kork [169/291] has come upon Fluttershy [181/471] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:48:13 is added to kork's clock.
[08/18/13 02:40:46] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:48:12 towards level 81.
[08/18/13 21:49:24] Knunez, Jareeta, and adamus1red [1758/2058] have team battled TheMadHatter, kork, and csalazar [906/1060] and won! 0 days, 00:30:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/13 04:54:13] sbp [644/873] has challenged kork [52/291] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:22:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/19/13 10:38:13] Chenzw, eslbaer, and MetaNova [514/1279] have team battled Preaux, idleOne, and kork [847/1785] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/13 16:56:59] kork [214/291] has challenged Nofew [163/430] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:17:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/20/13 17:53:05] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/13 18:48:20] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/13 11:58:49] Ziggilus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/13 19:32:12] kork [93/289] has come upon seisgatos [225/548] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:18:03 is added to kork's clock.
[08/22/13 02:14:27] gladier [249/438] has challenged kork [47/289] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from gladier's clock.
[08/25/13 17:33:27] kork [250/289] has come upon iViLe [391/494] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:54:41 is added to kork's clock.
[08/25/13 21:49:13] kork [72/289] has come upon SCSi [59/690] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:26:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/25/13 21:49:13] kork has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 5 days, 15:41:30 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/26/13 08:59:28] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:04:58 towards level 81.
[08/26/13 22:37:26] Spazturtle [373/450] has challenged kork [159/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:17 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[08/27/13 21:03:48] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:18 towards level 81.
[08/27/13 22:10:30] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:24:11 from level 81.
[08/28/13 01:36:02] kork, Weedle, and Bombur [810/1255] have team battled mthw, Eiam, and Yankee [1649/1755] and lost! 0 days, 22:19:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/13 05:50:17] D4CH_RPi [286/541] has come upon kork [33/289] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:36 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[08/28/13 12:46:22] kork [225/289] has challenged rmbell.the.great [35/672] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:06:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/28/13 12:51:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 00:50:22 from level 81.
[08/29/13 08:33:58] kork [202/289] has come upon Eiam [391/566] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:31:41 is added to kork's clock.
[08/29/13 14:49:08] omni [5/66] has challenged kork [102/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to omni's clock.
[08/30/13 08:03:26] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:33:02 towards level 81.
[09/01/13 05:24:41] naori and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/13 04:17:36] addikt [10/522] has come upon kork [4/289] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:21:20 is removed from addikt's clock.
[09/02/13 11:01:09] Sheudecai and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/13 17:19:10] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:10:14 towards level 81.
[09/02/13 17:36:36] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:14:46 towards level 81.
[09/02/13 19:36:20] numeral, iViLe, and Munchington [389/1339] have team battled kork, Knunez, and mnemon [936/1015] and lost! 0 days, 05:53:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/13 06:24:25] kork [117/289] has challenged adamus1red [251/862] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:44:13 is added to kork's clock.
[09/04/13 08:56:13] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:45 towards level 81.
[09/05/13 14:01:13] kapitanluffy and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/13 15:44:38] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:01 towards level 81.
[09/05/13 20:34:51] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:24:00 from level 81.
[09/06/13 23:48:50] neurospex, Charris, and aucg [1251/1820] have team battled kork, freeboson, and SCSi [179/989] and won! 0 days, 14:09:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/13 11:42:39] kork [199/290] has challenged Disori [295/368] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:59:41 is added to kork's clock.
[09/08/13 09:07:31] valentino [170/236] has challenged kork [179/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to valentino's clock.
[09/08/13 12:22:08] kork, mthw, and vectr0n [97/1085] have team battled tann, rasputo, and MontyZuma [987/1643] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/13 07:36:07] Quix0te and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/13 16:51:33] Pici, ChiefRA, and kork [537/1576] have team battled Scar3cr0w, grooverider, and Cenhinen [1884/2065] and lost! 3 days, 06:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/13 07:38:51] IronParrot [86/90] has challenged kork [241/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to IronParrot's clock.
[09/12/13 13:13:55] kork [208/290] has challenged LordFella [202/726] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:00:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/12/13 13:19:53] Syloq, archlich, pekster, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/12/13 19:15:19] kork [276/290] has challenged Str1ngS [292/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:53:44 is added to kork's clock.
[09/13/13 09:45:22] dwfreed and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/13 18:09:49] kork [49/290] has come upon ahmiq [425/742] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:34:57 is added to kork's clock.
[09/14/13 17:03:13] Valkor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/13 04:50:29] Kevin [325/505] has challenged kork [28/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from Kevin's clock.
[09/16/13 02:33:16] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:45:09 towards level 81.
[09/16/13 07:23:24] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:04 towards level 81.
[09/16/13 19:23:11] preflex, cmrn, and Kabaka [386/1543] have team battled kork, dxrt, and CFSworks [111/1352] and won! 0 days, 11:24:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/13 21:16:03] kork [106/290] has come upon tiwake [338/855] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:15 is added to kork's clock.
[09/17/13 07:58:51] kork [79/290] has come upon zbart [501/534] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:28:53 is added to kork's clock.
[09/17/13 08:00:51] kork [215/290] has come upon zbart [312/534] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:21:26 is added to kork's clock.
[09/17/13 12:36:42] archlich, irix, and blizgerg [1046/2182] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Deny, and kork [1031/1053] and won! 0 days, 09:01:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/13 12:38:39] kork [216/290] has challenged AngryParsley [92/518] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:00:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/17/13 13:38:53] Preaux [531/637] has challenged kork [39/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:52:10 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[09/18/13 11:58:19] manulite [7/282] has challenged kork [111/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to manulite's clock.
[09/18/13 22:37:25] Hans.Wurst, jmaugue, Cameron_D, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/13 01:46:05] kork [273/290] has challenged nimiety [190/255] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:11:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/20/13 05:59:16] talso, SCSi, and Neal [64/1982] have team battled Hewn, kork, and Mateusz [766/1384] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/13 11:03:29] kork [0/290] has challenged allo [315/820] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:23:31 is added to kork's clock.
[09/23/13 12:12:15] pants [265/368] has challenged kork [91/290] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/23/13 12:12:15] pants has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 6 days, 05:04:23 is added to kork's clock.
[09/23/13 12:59:03] kork [157/290] has come upon ElectRo [154/1304] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:47:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/24/13 14:23:35] kork [118/290] has come upon SeySayux [87/424] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:47:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/24/13 15:39:05] kork [108/290] has come upon pants [28/368] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:49:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/24/13 18:25:22] kork [30/290] has come upon Kabaka [410/613] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:58:45 is added to kork's clock.
[09/24/13 20:11:38] Lykos [21/401] has challenged kork [35/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to Lykos's clock.
[09/25/13 00:12:09] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:29:43 towards level 81.
[09/25/13 07:18:31] MontyZuma [37/545] has challenged kork [277/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:58 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[09/25/13 10:21:40] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/13 11:57:35] junktext and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/13 05:19:07] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:53:11 towards level 81.
[09/27/13 14:54:27] kork [167/293] has come upon preflex [158/444] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:38:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/28/13 02:09:26] DemosDemon and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/13 02:48:42] IdleMaster [92/346] has challenged kork [3/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/28/13 17:45:44] m0e [0/0] has challenged kork [228/293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to m0e's clock.
[09/29/13 07:09:23] kork [281/293] has come upon lolwut [235/481] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:48:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/29/13 10:24:21] vegadark, vectr0n, and sasaniak [453/2062] have team battled kork, Kelet, and CornFly [711/986] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/13 22:12:58] Zammo, kensington, and kork [502/921] have team battled pants, idisjunction, and Wayneoween [170/1409] and won! 0 days, 00:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/13 06:10:13] Polsaker [1/90] has challenged kork [151/293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Polsaker's clock.
[09/30/13 19:33:38] Chenzw and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/13 20:36:51] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:10 towards level 81.
[10/01/13 01:51:26] kork [202/293] has challenged irix [96/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:34:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/01/13 10:18:18] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:46 towards level 81.
[10/01/13 21:02:54] kork [190/293] has come upon irix [319/817] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:57:44 is added to kork's clock.
[10/02/13 13:33:24] Spazturtle stole kork's level 42 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Spazturtle leaves his old level 39 set of leggings behind, which kork then takes.
[10/03/13 22:38:38] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:34:56 towards level 81.
[10/03/13 23:07:21] kork [99/290] has challenged talso [234/688] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:46:38 is added to kork's clock.
[10/04/13 02:12:42] kork [163/290] has come upon Str1ngS [464/542] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:41:26 is added to kork's clock.
[10/04/13 03:54:03] jmaugue and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/13 03:13:42] kork [136/290] has challenged Narayan [62/270] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:43:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/05/13 10:52:10] kapitanluffy and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/13 16:55:35] filinep [350/502] has come upon kork [132/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:35:51 is removed from filinep's clock.
[10/05/13 19:16:47] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:55:29 towards level 81.
[10/06/13 00:07:20] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:08:22 from level 81.
[10/06/13 17:21:57] nitzer [256/462] has challenged kork [16/290] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:09:26 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[10/06/13 17:21:57] nitzer has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 9 days, 21:27:18 is added to kork's clock.
[10/06/13 22:19:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 23:16:25 from level 81.
[10/07/13 20:04:29] mnemon [356/503] has challenged kork [69/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from mnemon's clock.
[10/07/13 20:28:10] kork [29/290] has challenged dwfreed [381/411] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:38:49 is added to kork's clock.
[10/08/13 03:51:29] kork [167/290] has come upon aucg [255/546] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:56:08 is added to kork's clock.
[10/08/13 08:30:58] kork [96/290] has challenged Plasmastar [302/686] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:15:00 is added to kork's clock.
[10/08/13 11:11:12] Bombur [315/624] has challenged kork [112/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from Bombur's clock.
[10/09/13 03:35:30] TauPan [139/344] has challenged kork [183/290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:27:06 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/09/13 04:35:44] kork [84/290] has challenged jose [302/481] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:04:32 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/13 10:25:32] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:50:56 towards level 81.
[10/09/13 12:37:40] nicko [756/810] has challenged kork [281/290] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:08:19 is removed from nicko's clock.
[10/09/13 15:21:42] kork [208/290] has come upon ChiefRA [446/543] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 05:55:28 is added to kork's clock.
[10/10/13 16:56:10] Hans.Wurst [281/588] has come upon kork [52/290] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:09:44 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[10/11/13 13:08:09] gladier [224/438] has challenged kork [244/290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to gladier's clock.
[10/12/13 08:27:11] mnemon [153/507] has challenged kork [37/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from mnemon's clock.
[10/13/13 00:23:28] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/13 10:55:05] kork [137/290] has come upon kenyon [780/1028] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 20:09:32 is added to kork's clock.
[10/15/13 08:09:42] ChiefRA [142/543] has challenged kork [126/290] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:37:52 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[10/16/13 19:56:29] Cameron_D [26/969] has challenged kork [131/290] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[10/16/13 23:17:06] kork [272/290] has come upon Dark-Fx [15/297] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:04:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/17/13 00:19:10] greycat [518/821] has challenged kork [234/290] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:26:32 is removed from greycat's clock.
[10/17/13 11:26:05] fbenoit [17/110] has challenged kork [142/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to fbenoit's clock.
[10/17/13 13:09:03] kork [279/290] has come upon kenyon [675/1028] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:50:40 is added to kork's clock.
[10/18/13 16:41:04] dwfreed and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/13 23:02:59] Alfie [423/513] has come upon kork [14/290] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 04:57:54 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[10/20/13 04:31:07] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/13 12:38:46] bairyn [452/588] has challenged kork [233/290] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:47:27 is removed from bairyn's clock.
[10/20/13 12:38:46] bairyn has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 5 days, 17:26:55 is added to kork's clock.
[10/21/13 19:04:55] kensington, fester, and kork [66/944] have team battled aucg, Cameron_D, and yano [2101/2455] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/13 20:20:47] pekster [54/467] has come upon kork [65/290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:56:01 is added to pekster's clock.
[10/23/13 01:32:02] elf, LordFella, and kork [1398/1826] have team battled Kabaka, neuro, and SCSi [1379/2217] and won! 4 days, 14:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/13 06:54:11] kork [139/290] has challenged b4rti [68/278] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:01:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/23/13 19:48:23] seek [654/755] has come upon kork [41/290] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:29:02 is removed from seek's clock.
[10/24/13 09:00:18] Wayneoween [434/505] has challenged kork [252/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:20:16 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[10/25/13 02:04:21] kork [202/290] has challenged dxrt [513/791] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:47:06 is added to kork's clock.
[10/25/13 03:30:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 77 days, 02:32:24 toward level 81.
[10/25/13 09:56:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 21 days, 23:47:09 toward level 81.
[10/25/13 21:49:53] numeral and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/13 19:12:37] kork [289/290] has come upon idisjunction [180/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:04:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/27/13 00:07:55] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:52 towards level 81.
[10/27/13 15:58:48] maybeHere [22/470] has challenged kork [19/290] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from maybeHere's clock.
[10/27/13 21:19:54] preflex [308/444] has challenged kork [209/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:42:02 is removed from preflex's clock.
[10/28/13 19:34:58] kork [262/290] has come upon aucg [422/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:24:22 is added to kork's clock.
[10/28/13 21:05:48] Godisme [43/281] has challenged kork [108/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Godisme's clock.
[10/29/13 14:07:56] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:03 towards level 81.
[10/31/13 03:08:33] Ephod and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/13 19:36:28] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:47:58 from level 81.
[11/01/13 00:03:12] [dmp], woonack, and kenyon [2943/3098] have team battled Eiam, Weedle, and kork [214/1299] and won! 1 day, 05:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/13 18:31:42] yano and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/13 12:08:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 9 days, 13:32:42 toward level 81.
[11/03/13 04:55:59] Animal [363/742] has challenged kork [128/290] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:13:12 is removed from Animal's clock.
[11/03/13 07:57:29] Sheudecai and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/13 08:32:50] UndyingShadow, kork, and junktext [94/1281] have team battled Reaper, zinya, and suterismus [1958/2656] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/13 04:01:20] kork [274/290] has challenged Kelet [382/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:20 is added to kork's clock.
[11/04/13 18:33:04] AndroidVaan [44/235] has challenged kork [158/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to AndroidVaan's clock.
[11/04/13 21:24:41] kork [243/290] has come upon seek [257/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:19 is added to kork's clock.
[11/05/13 05:29:18] kork [121/290] has come upon Jareeta [578/1032] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:06:41 is added to kork's clock.
[11/05/13 17:09:55] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:39:45 from level 81.
[11/06/13 02:27:20] Godisme, [dmp], and kork [753/1579] have team battled h00k, panda007, and rasputo [1507/1705] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/13 08:17:42] Twistit [19/146] has challenged kork [100/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Twistit's clock.
[11/06/13 15:34:02] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:01:58 from level 81.
[11/06/13 20:41:37] jessica [118/161] has challenged kork [12/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from jessica's clock.
[11/07/13 23:22:53] Odd, [dmp], and rmbell.the.great [275/1986] have team battled iViLe, randompherret, and kork [703/1129] and lost! 0 days, 15:30:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/13 18:50:50] <Teasara> [118/214] has challenged kork [129/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to <Teasara>'s clock.
[11/09/13 10:02:29] kork, Jareeta, and Fogel [1283/1965] have team battled h00k, zbart, and Krenz [389/1735] and won! 3 days, 14:05:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/13 18:39:30] kork [135/290] has come upon suiside [69/1296] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:26:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/10/13 04:52:03] XJR-9, sasaniak, and Dee [1289/1650] have team battled Jareeta, kork, and h00k [118/2189] and won! 0 days, 07:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 15:39:27] Squid_Tamer [380/474] has challenged kork [100/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:50 is removed from Squid_Tamer's clock.
[11/12/13 04:26:33] kork [53/290] has come upon Nofew [299/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:11:17 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/13 12:31:19] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:18:59 towards level 81.
[11/12/13 19:03:26] cbeley, sjefen6, and argus [1549/1721] have team battled IdleMaster, Myrtti, and kork [385/1388] and won! 0 days, 01:51:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/13 19:08:09] Ulrich [292/360] has come upon kork [203/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:40 is removed from Ulrich's clock.
[11/13/13 03:08:44] Eiam and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 11:13:36] kork [93/290] has come upon Gerdesas [181/539] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:35:25 is added to kork's clock.
[11/14/13 01:42:05] kork [30/290] has come upon MontyZuma [4/738] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:20:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/15/13 20:10:08] kork [123/290] has challenged vaetis [149/356] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:40:23 is added to kork's clock.
[11/16/13 20:49:55] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:51:34 towards level 81.
[11/17/13 13:20:05] Kelet [257/479] has challenged kork [251/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:13 is removed from Kelet's clock.
[11/18/13 11:10:33] kork [186/290] has come upon Grim [336/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:40:45 is added to kork's clock.
[11/18/13 14:26:19] Sheudecai [166/396] has challenged kork [261/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:32 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[11/19/13 16:32:58] kork [124/290] has challenged ChiefRA [145/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:28:43 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/13 04:16:18] D4CH_RPi [372/566] has come upon kork [53/290] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:47:03 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[11/20/13 09:10:21] brendan [516/972] has come upon kork [59/290] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:48:13 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/20/13 15:19:18] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:53:46 from level 81.
[11/20/13 17:39:20] kork [33/290] has challenged desspugne [443/598] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:44:08 is added to kork's clock.
[11/21/13 16:29:21] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:33 towards level 81.
[11/21/13 22:26:57] Tudor, kork, and allo [267/1248] have team battled SpamMage, nikoJ, and sartan [857/2194] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/13 01:47:29] kork [61/290] has challenged Kabaka [99/595] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:24:25 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/13 17:19:45] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:14:35 towards level 81.
[11/23/13 02:45:57] kork [225/290] has come upon allo [153/842] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:13:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/23/13 10:42:48] UndyingShadow, kork, and OrranjJulius [973/1421] have team battled rasputo, grooverider, and Sheudecai [439/2056] and won! 0 days, 17:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/13 13:56:20] filinep [656/810] has challenged kork [130/290] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:21:24 is removed from filinep's clock.
[11/25/13 04:39:06] CFSworks [523/690] has challenged kork [211/290] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[11/25/13 19:17:52] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:23 towards level 81.

[11/27/13 06:45:49] Meetch_the_Bold and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 07:31:26] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:05:22 towards level 81.
[11/27/13 10:58:24] Meistarin [50/182] has challenged kork [111/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[11/27/13 23:04:21] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:54:35 from level 81.
[11/28/13 08:02:53] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:08 towards level 81.
[11/29/13 02:29:50] Syloq and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/13 14:06:38] RedW [749/901] has challenged kork [136/290] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from RedW's clock.
[11/30/13 02:08:36] Binkley [261/300] has challenged kork [281/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Binkley's clock.
[11/30/13 07:00:27] LordFella, ckinni, and Wayneoween [419/1617] have team battled jmaugue, RedW, and kork [984/1605] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/13 07:01:12] kork [188/290] has come upon Prometheus [167/793] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:17:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/01/13 01:40:23] pwned [690/909] has challenged kork [77/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:19:13 is removed from pwned's clock.
[12/02/13 08:29:06] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:13:33 towards level 81.
[12/03/13 13:58:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 26 days, 07:11:47 toward level 81.
[12/04/13 11:39:08] Bailiman, Darky, and CornFly [1379/1448] have team battled kork, Binkley, and kenyon [1277/1627] and won! 0 days, 00:01:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/13 05:29:38] Hans.Wurst, MontyZuma, OrranjJulius, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/13 12:43:24] Meetch_the_Bold and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/13 22:37:48] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:00 towards level 81.
[12/06/13 00:56:45] Enub, Krenz, Sheudecai, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/13 08:32:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 20:32:31 toward level 81.
[12/07/13 20:21:45] SeySayux [120/460] has challenged kork [131/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:54 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[12/08/13 05:23:55] kork [246/290] has challenged Toagac [3/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/08/13 05:58:46] robot, desspugne, and Zammo [111/1827] have team battled kork, charitwo, and Beavis [1455/1848] and lost! 1 day, 09:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/13 06:28:05] brendan, kork, and blizgerg [978/2118] have team battled filinep, ryushe, and lipek [1871/2398] and lost! 0 days, 20:18:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/13 15:55:51] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:44 from level 81.
[12/10/13 17:40:55] kork [122/290] has challenged we6jbo [32/354] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:52:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/13/13 07:16:11] pekster and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/13 09:56:35] Pici [230/740] has challenged kork [243/290] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:35:53 is added to Pici's clock.
[12/14/13 11:00:59] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:50:34 towards level 81.
[12/15/13 00:06:08] kork [250/290] has challenged Fogel [250/657] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:19:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/15/13 05:17:13] kork burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/13 02:18:32] Alfie [96/562] has challenged kork [93/286] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:59:35 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[12/18/13 16:29:26] Ttech [90/1163] has challenged kork [88/286] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:54:58 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/19/13 01:44:38] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:31:10 towards level 81.
[12/19/13 03:47:26] IdleMaster, grooverider, Binkley, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/13 15:15:45] BlastHardcheese, Bokkie, and Nofew [483/1611] have team battled kork, argus, and CornFly [1625/1700] and lost! 0 days, 15:24:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/13 04:25:07] kork [105/286] has come upon c0de [219/439] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:27:06 is added to kork's clock.
[12/22/13 16:23:57] kork [177/286] has come upon m0shbear [598/689] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:55:31 is added to kork's clock.
[12/23/13 00:43:08] RedW [693/909] has come upon kork [93/286] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:58 is removed from RedW's clock.
[12/23/13 11:57:32] argus [316/937] has challenged kork [209/286] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:26:16 is removed from argus's clock.
[12/23/13 18:27:14] skasturi [166/535] has challenged kork [75/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from skasturi's clock.
[12/24/13 04:02:34] gylgamesh [40/708] has come upon kork [146/286] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:44:58 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[12/24/13 13:03:51] lunchdump [88/327] has challenged kork [35/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from lunchdump's clock.
[12/24/13 13:03:51] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 35 set of leggings! lunchdump picks it up, tossing his old level 26 set of leggings to kork.
[12/25/13 18:27:58] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:17:02 towards level 81.
[12/25/13 19:25:21] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:04:02 towards level 81.
[12/26/13 06:39:30] Deny and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/13 08:19:50] kork [87/276] has challenged Zammo [392/811] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:00 is added to kork's clock.
[12/27/13 12:20:45] kork [27/276] has challenged Deny [362/510] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:48:39 is added to kork's clock.
[12/27/13 19:11:45] kork [80/276] has come upon Maru [224/482] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:52:05 is added to kork's clock.
[12/28/13 08:20:19] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:09:52 towards level 81.
[12/28/13 16:51:46] PriceChild, Danthemandoo, and Kabaka [880/1538] have team battled AngryParsley, kork, and Satoshi [996/2011] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/13 20:53:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 22:39:28 from level 81.
[12/29/13 04:14:45] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:42:30 from level 81.
[12/30/13 17:18:51] rmbell.the.great stole kork's level 69 ring while they were sleeping! rmbell.the.great leaves his old level 66 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[12/31/13 20:47:14] kork [124/272] has come upon freeboson [185/655] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:53:29 is added to kork's clock.
[01/03/14 00:08:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 48 days, 15:06:22 toward level 81.
[01/03/14 05:24:21] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:01:02 towards level 81.
[01/03/14 23:02:41] yasdorian, nyislanders2121, and dwfreed [1278/1967] have team battled kork, Animal, and irix [802/1791] and won! 0 days, 01:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/14 10:22:31] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:56:34 from level 81.
[01/08/14 12:27:15] AxForest, SpamMage, and Xpktro [205/1708] have team battled kork, FrodoTheHobbit, and csssuf [486/1034] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/14 23:33:21] Cenhinen [6/763] has challenged kork [83/272] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:40:01 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[01/09/14 11:40:05] Chenzw and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/14 21:42:44] yasdorian [9/671] has come upon kork [178/272] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:37 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[01/12/14 00:22:17] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:37:33 towards level 81.
[01/12/14 23:09:47] brentwalther, kork, and argus [1045/1823] have team battled Mustek, nb_ff, and jmaugue [1139/1350] and lost! 0 days, 15:35:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/14 17:12:40] kork and skasturi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/14 20:01:24] yond, rasputo, and MadHatter [1144/1987] have team battled greycat, kork, and Kinsmir [970/1632] and won! 0 days, 16:38:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/14 03:12:35] vegadark [439/491] has challenged kork [106/272] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/15/14 11:11:36] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 16:52:32] simple [101/319] has challenged kork [35/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/17/14 06:31:24] pfoley, Dark-Fx, and kenyon [806/2019] have team battled gylgamesh, kork, and Sheudecai [826/1473] and lost! 1 day, 03:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/14 11:45:30] Sheudecai, kensington, and ckinni [122/1329] have team battled Hans.Wurst, kork, and aucg [1371/1629] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/14 15:34:41] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:32 towards level 81.
[01/17/14 19:03:33] dxrt, kork, and mthw [749/1528] have team battled jmaugue, SeySayux, and Fogel [299/1527] and won! 1 day, 06:27:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/14 20:56:46] ckinni [127/393] has come upon kork [58/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:31 is removed from ckinni's clock.
[01/19/14 12:08:21] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/14 09:27:21] AbrahamLinksys [183/535] has come upon kork [25/272] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:13:12 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/21/14 08:47:15] dwfreed [101/435] has challenged kork [17/272] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:06:42 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/21/14 12:16:00] kork, yond, and ajhgfa [1184/1494] have team battled brimstone, Myrtti, and lolwut [943/1867] and won! 0 days, 08:18:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/14 05:50:01] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/14 03:04:33] kork [21/272] has challenged ChiefRA [331/568] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:29:30 is added to kork's clock.
[01/24/14 10:43:03] jose [562/903] has challenged kork [251/272] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from jose's clock.
[01/25/14 15:20:58] Majak and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/14 06:51:46] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:59:20 towards level 81.
[01/26/14 09:12:46] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:47 towards level 81.
[01/29/14 03:09:30] Jens [108/153] has challenged kork [101/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/30/14 02:55:59] jmaugue and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 07:00:19] Harmjan [78/284] has challenged kork [123/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Harmjan's clock.
[01/30/14 14:41:17] paysties, kork, and brimstone [309/1261] have team battled TauPan, rmbell.the.great, and MontyZuma [1536/1793] and lost! 0 days, 14:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/14 07:12:46] luminoso [103/218] has challenged kork [159/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to luminoso's clock.
[02/01/14 01:29:25] kork [197/272] has come upon Plasmastar [428/489] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:59:40 is added to kork's clock.
[02/01/14 07:41:02] avocado, neurospex, and sasaniak [2103/2522] have team battled kork, freeboson, and Gerdesas [178/1527] and won! 1 day, 16:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/14 08:12:10] kork [85/272] has come upon bigjay [7/733] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:54:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/01/14 11:58:05] kork [239/272] has challenged idleOne [672/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:05:57 is added to kork's clock.
[02/01/14 23:21:05] LordFella, UndyingShadow, and DanYELL [483/1732] have team battled we6jbo, nitzer, and kork [41/1118] and won! 0 days, 04:15:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/14 04:33:36] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:27:24 from level 81.
[02/02/14 07:08:55] Valkor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/14 18:24:21] TROGDOR [33/438] has challenged kork [82/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:57 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[02/05/14 22:25:23] Mateusz [288/674] has challenged kork [42/272] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:55:04 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/05/14 23:35:04] DarkGhost, nb_ff, and yasdorian [718/1947] have team battled Virtual, kork, and nikoJ [910/1766] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/14 21:41:11] Harmjan, ChiefRA, and blizgerg [867/1769] have team battled kork, Nayru, and Kabaka [577/1321] and won! 0 days, 00:26:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/14 14:35:47] Cameron_D [536/949] has come upon kork [172/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:22 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[02/08/14 22:31:03] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:20:57 towards level 81.
[02/09/14 21:13:51] bairyn, Quoren, and kork [1000/1087] have team battled robot, ryushe, and Kinsmir [871/1807] and won! 0 days, 04:10:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/14 22:49:49] MartinBlank [605/679] has challenged kork [259/272] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:24:23 is removed from MartinBlank's clock.
[02/11/14 10:59:20] greycat [11/810] has challenged kork [226/272] in combat and lost! 15 days, 11:28:13 is added to greycat's clock.
[02/12/14 18:07:30] kork [190/272] has challenged Pici [361/613] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:20:45 is added to kork's clock.
[02/12/14 20:39:57] kork, vegadark, and Nofew [941/1194] have team battled Pici, gideonstar, and Meetch_the_Bold [703/1658] and won! 0 days, 00:21:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/14 15:34:54] kork [198/272] has come upon Furry [307/567] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:05:31 is added to kork's clock.
[02/13/14 19:33:46] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:18:08 towards level 81.
[02/14/14 03:04:07] Shandy [0/1] has challenged kork [116/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Shandy's clock.
[02/15/14 04:40:40] kork [197/272] has come upon pfoley [175/656] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:23:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/15/14 08:57:04] kork broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:18:54 from level 81.
[02/15/14 10:39:10] Bombur [731/993] has challenged kork [3/272] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from Bombur's clock.
[02/15/14 13:53:38] iViLe, Barry, and bairyn [1101/1432] have team battled vrillusions, kork, and ryushe [1108/2133] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/14 18:47:58] Daft and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/14 02:05:25] idisjunction [131/459] has challenged kork [234/272] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[02/17/14 03:43:02] kork [58/272] has challenged Meistarin [33/410] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:18:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/17/14 14:35:18] Gizmokid2005, kork, and simple [691/1683] have team battled tmberg, pants, and zinya [550/1891] and won! 1 day, 13:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/14 08:49:38] kork [110/272] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [757/1006] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:15:04 is added to kork's clock.
[02/18/14 13:50:47] zinya [494/521] has challenged kork [36/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:09:16 is removed from zinya's clock.
[02/21/14 04:32:37] kork [104/272] has come upon Reaper [540/906] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:28:08 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/14 14:17:57] XJR-9, Vostok, and kork [714/1678] have team battled simple, a1291762, and Kartoffelsuppe [744/979] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/14 21:16:49] kork [118/272] has come upon digitaldonk [494/682] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:25:53 is added to kork's clock.
[02/24/14 00:23:02] kork [92/272] has come upon Zammo [62/828] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:42:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/24/14 07:48:52] kork [31/272] has challenged Eiam [174/446] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:53:13 is added to kork's clock.
[02/28/14 00:13:17] vegadark [274/413] has challenged kork [254/272] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:18:44 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/28/14 06:25:59] aarontc, kork, and Boohbah [888/1321] have team battled fester, AngryParsley, and kensington [1271/1925] and lost! 1 day, 01:37:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/14 20:23:40] kork [80/272] has challenged Xpktro [253/398] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:21:07 is added to kork's clock.
[03/03/14 15:19:43] prime [50/163] has challenged kork [268/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to prime's clock.
[03/04/14 22:41:41] Fogel [337/681] has challenged kork [162/272] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:21:29 is removed from Fogel's clock.
[03/06/14 09:43:58] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 11:16:45 towards level 81.
[03/07/14 03:55:03] Meistarin [192/470] has challenged kork [71/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:42 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[03/08/14 06:18:59] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 18:23:30 from level 81.
[03/09/14 10:02:45] kork [137/272] has come upon gideonstar [426/455] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 21:19:32 is added to kork's clock.
[03/09/14 16:09:37] kork [148/272] has challenged prattmic [70/388] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:58:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/10/14 08:25:41] Killerkid [402/566] has come upon kork [180/272] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:21:45 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[03/11/14 07:14:06] fbenoit, kork, and Wayneoween [478/1262] have team battled ajhgfa, Zammo, and Daft [1379/1675] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/14 08:19:38] sartan [38/924] has challenged kork [89/272] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:31:42 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/11/14 19:11:11] Syloq, kork, and yond [442/1430] have team battled junktext, pants, and UndyingShadow [386/1610] and won! 12 days, 09:44:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/14 04:19:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 76 days, 23:03:29 toward level 81.
[03/12/14 10:49:44] freeboson [500/752] has come upon kork [187/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:34 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/12/14 13:30:22] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:25:11 towards level 81.
[03/13/14 03:30:50] kork [131/272] has challenged freeboson [535/752] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:27:59 is added to kork's clock.
[03/15/14 23:46:53] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:59:13 from level 81.
[03/16/14 01:00:27] rmbell.the.great [235/721] has challenged kork [54/272] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from rmbell.the.great's clock.
[03/16/14 09:04:53] isharted, kork, and Lenny [417/1847] have team battled Furry, sartan, and Birdbones [310/2315] and won! 0 days, 10:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 10:51:10] Sir_Lemming [0/489] has challenged kork [74/272] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:11:11 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[03/16/14 14:12:46] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:18:59 from level 81.
[03/18/14 07:43:28] Nathan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/14 19:12:33] Birdbones, kk4pou, and kork [1282/1348] have team battled PiotrekD, Shayanjm, and Meistarin [698/1220] and won! 0 days, 00:49:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/14 22:02:08] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:58:38 towards level 81.
[03/19/14 06:17:16] Alfie, MontyZuma, and kork [1200/1654] have team battled Eiam, Farsten, and a1291762 [1080/1197] and won! 1 day, 04:49:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/14 11:18:00] aucg, Barry, and Lenny [782/2169] have team battled blizgerg, Wayneoween, and kork [30/1762] and won! 0 days, 10:19:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/14 04:06:52] Charris, brendan, and strugart [1392/1507] have team battled fester, Jareeta, and kork [205/1898] and won! 0 days, 04:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/14 09:45:13] Meetch_the_Bold and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/14 21:56:29] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:54:38 towards level 81.
[03/22/14 03:17:23] Tenorman [258/757] has challenged kork [21/272] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/22/14 04:13:02] B100 [9/146] has challenged kork [54/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to B100's clock.
[03/22/14 08:27:51] kork [189/272] has challenged dxrt [231/812] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:40:28 is added to kork's clock.
[03/22/14 08:38:47] Incade [97/178] has challenged kork [171/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Incade's clock.
[03/24/14 01:31:58] dan [83/118] has come upon kork [233/272] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:10 is added to dan's clock.
[03/24/14 07:28:13] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:57:09 towards level 81.
[03/24/14 10:46:30] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:37:35 towards level 81.
[03/25/14 04:45:34] kork [122/272] has challenged sartan [99/924] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/25/14 16:11:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 7 days, 20:24:43 toward level 81.
[03/25/14 20:23:08] Zarthus [211/236] has challenged kork [196/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from Zarthus's clock.
[03/26/14 02:09:46] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:05:39 towards level 81.
[03/28/14 13:24:47] jca, Disori, and Simie [1229/1429] have team battled Doctor, kork, and Nathan [111/1428] and won! 0 days, 00:52:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 14:09:53] kork [188/272] has challenged mamarley [424/468] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:36:42 is added to kork's clock.
[03/29/14 06:49:37] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:54:24 towards level 81.
[03/29/14 21:30:27] archlich, PiotrekD, Bombur, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/14 21:30:36] kork [155/272] has come upon archlich [363/646] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:09:16 is added to kork's clock.
[03/31/14 14:23:30] kork [159/272] has come upon cirdan [358/762] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:37:36 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/14 08:57:34] kensington [83/456] has challenged kork [266/272] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:54:57 is added to kensington's clock.
[04/03/14 16:05:19] pincode [1/36] has challenged kork [28/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to pincode's clock.
[04/04/14 11:28:07] kork and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/14 00:13:46] Eksarion [241/372] has come upon kork [256/272] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:06 is added to Eksarion's clock.
[04/05/14 12:14:27] unicoder [466/471] has challenged kork [38/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:03 is removed from unicoder's clock.

[04/05/14 14:15:08] Fogel [516/811] has challenged kork [165/272] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:48:28 is removed from Fogel's clock.
[04/07/14 16:37:26] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/14 17:44:10] xstefeN [399/543] has challenged kork [184/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:00 is removed from xstefeN's clock.
[04/09/14 18:12:10] kork [146/273] has challenged paysties [209/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:03:25 is added to kork's clock.
[04/10/14 18:45:47] kork, aarontc, and Yankee [348/1500] have team battled mamarley, LordFella, and pants [1614/1781] and lost! 0 days, 14:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/14 03:07:21] pants [76/497] has challenged kork [226/273] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to pants's clock.
[04/12/14 10:37:41] Polytrophic [0/0] has challenged kork [192/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Polytrophic's clock.
[04/12/14 12:39:40] digitaldonk, kork, and Somefellow [793/1242] have team battled AngryParsley, Devrim, and kenyon [2226/2500] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/14 13:16:15] neurospex [895/1039] has come upon kork [190/273] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:27:16 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/12/14 16:52:10] filinep, kork, and Nathan [1088/1371] have team battled ruan, Boohbah, and noother [855/2404] and won! 1 day, 02:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/14 17:36:20] kork [3/273] has come upon naori [576/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:26:01 is added to kork's clock.
[04/13/14 22:59:36] Fede, Flynn, and idisjunction [679/1361] have team battled verrbot, lipek, and kork [528/1465] and won! 0 days, 23:47:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/14 00:50:28] Satoshi [157/822] has come upon kork [31/273] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:05:51 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/16/14 04:19:08] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:48:53 from level 81.
[04/16/14 14:51:58] fbenoit [295/385] has challenged kork [142/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from fbenoit's clock.
[04/17/14 08:51:10] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:46:46 towards level 81.
[04/17/14 14:59:51] kork [239/273] has challenged agrajag [98/294] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:57:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/17/14 21:01:19] kork [160/273] has challenged Ulrich [120/424] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:31:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/18/14 07:48:32] kork [99/273] has come upon Fluttershy [87/460] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:13:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/18/14 22:26:16] kork [256/273] has come upon Bender [338/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:45:47 is added to kork's clock.
[04/18/14 23:47:36] Chenzw, Prometheus, and MontyZuma [1465/2103] have team battled kork, Sweetie, and Meistarin [1309/1412] and won! 4 days, 02:02:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/14 06:09:37] kork [212/273] has challenged Hydrogenum [402/963] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:33:28 is added to kork's clock.
[04/19/14 12:45:32] kork [190/273] has come upon lipek [590/909] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:57:55 is added to kork's clock.
[04/19/14 19:40:42] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/14 02:10:46] naw [192/319] has come upon kork [164/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:25:25 is removed from naw's clock.
[04/20/14 13:17:29] kork [224/269] has challenged prime [279/431] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:19:03 is added to kork's clock.
[04/20/14 15:10:06] adamus1red [512/851] has challenged kork [69/269] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:28:24 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[04/21/14 21:41:56] Shayanjm [240/456] has challenged kork [259/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[04/22/14 15:11:30] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:20 towards level 81.
[04/23/14 14:53:04] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:26:10 towards level 81.
[04/23/14 17:50:17] Killerkid, jmaugue, and kork [170/1210] have team battled Ardetus, Bender, and ajhgfa [865/1350] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/14 09:48:09] kork [38/269] has challenged Avon [221/1021] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:14:22 is added to kork's clock.
[04/25/14 12:46:05] IdleMaster [175/424] has come upon kork [120/269] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:06:38 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/26/14 01:52:30] Majak [122/313] has challenged kork [147/269] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:17:19 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/26/14 10:29:57] kaplejon [149/270] has challenged kork [103/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[04/27/14 00:48:58] pikochuu [35/77] has challenged kork [166/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to pikochuu's clock.
[04/27/14 08:58:39] Deny, kork, and brentwalther [1387/1609] have team battled m0shbear, Braque, and jmaugue [106/1394] and won! 0 days, 22:55:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/14 07:57:30] kork [244/269] has come upon m0shbear [75/724] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:59:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/28/14 19:09:39] ajhgfa [197/433] has challenged kork [64/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:09 is removed from ajhgfa's clock.
[04/28/14 23:52:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 2 days, 01:57:44 toward level 81.
[04/29/14 20:12:23] MontyZuma [656/816] has challenged kork [180/269] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[04/29/14 20:57:10] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:10:59 towards level 81.
[04/30/14 07:03:29] kork, DemosDemon, and Zarthus [881/1381] have team battled Furry, Sweetie, and prime [854/1338] and won! 0 days, 00:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/14 04:24:49] XenGi [130/1168] has challenged kork [185/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:33 is added to XenGi's clock.
[05/01/14 05:01:53] kork [156/269] has come upon XJR-9 [475/694] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:20:49 is added to kork's clock.
[05/01/14 20:20:49] Fede, Spazturtle, and XenGi [381/2295] have team battled sasaniak, mostlybadfly, and kork [499/1317] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/14 21:25:56] kork [26/269] has come upon Str1ngS [313/368] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:36:49 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/14 01:30:24] kork [109/269] has challenged aucg [356/695] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:32:02 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/14 11:07:42] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:07 towards level 81.
[05/04/14 17:47:42] kork [52/269] has challenged kensington [126/456] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:51 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/14 06:28:41] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:02:38 from level 81.
[05/06/14 03:42:10] kork [78/269] has come upon aucg [70/695] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:20:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/06/14 05:57:43] kork [80/269] has challenged Polytrophic [164/322] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:22:45 is added to kork's clock.
[05/06/14 16:23:51] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:27:16 towards level 81.
[05/06/14 19:36:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 16 days, 12:24:34 toward level 81.
[05/07/14 12:08:19] kork [64/269] has challenged honkybonky [162/310] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:38:11 is added to kork's clock.
[05/07/14 13:46:17] mostlybadfly and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/14 18:16:58] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:07:38 from level 81.
[05/07/14 19:10:21] Kinsmir [356/587] has challenged kork [82/269] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:16:19 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[05/07/14 21:53:48] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/14 00:11:50] kork [219/269] has challenged Colty [424/473] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:46:38 is added to kork's clock.
[05/08/14 20:24:06] Fluttershy stole kork's level 66 ring while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves his old level 42 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[05/09/14 22:10:00] blockh34d [100/219] has come upon kork [20/243] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:55 is removed from blockh34d's clock.
[05/09/14 22:24:46] kork [74/232] has challenged Rory [166/175] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:04:36 is added to kork's clock.
[05/10/14 07:24:05] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:03:07 from level 81.
[05/10/14 23:31:50] mthw [86/666] has challenged kork [197/232] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:16 is added to mthw's clock.
[05/12/14 05:18:15] kork [192/232] has come upon Cameron_D [442/970] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:28:13 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/14 07:42:56] kork [71/232] has challenged Ulrich [381/420] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:27:46 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/14 15:45:02] kork [188/232] has challenged vegadark [211/503] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:16:17 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/14 19:46:08] idisjunction [316/546] has challenged kork [38/232] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:53:50 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/14/14 11:10:55] kork [214/232] has come upon Tenorman [202/751] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:11:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/14/14 13:20:15] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:28:09 from level 81.
[05/15/14 01:57:39] Dreadlish [244/279] has challenged kork [52/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Dreadlish's clock.
[05/15/14 13:13:28] Cameron_D [233/970] has come upon kork [50/232] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:39:15 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[05/17/14 05:46:58] galex [212/228] has challenged kork [217/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to galex's clock.
[05/18/14 00:30:32] kork [36/232] has come upon tsh [647/979] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:59:52 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/14 04:41:36] kork [98/232] has come upon PiotrekD [546/606] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:16:12 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/14 20:47:02] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:23 towards level 81.
[05/21/14 03:44:45] Ulrich [358/420] has challenged kork [41/232] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:39:20 is removed from Ulrich's clock.
[05/23/14 09:41:35] KennyG [330/346] has come upon kork [13/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:30 is removed from KennyG's clock.
[05/23/14 23:27:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 38 days, 21:07:59 toward level 81.
[05/24/14 00:21:48] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:39:31 from level 81.
[05/24/14 02:37:00] rainbowdash [21/67] has challenged kork [64/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to rainbowdash's clock.
[05/24/14 17:38:41] kork [109/232] has come upon kenyon [238/1011] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:11:47 is added to kork's clock.
[05/24/14 21:39:29] Puff [60/236] has challenged kork [2/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from Puff's clock.
[05/25/14 23:02:39] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:39:31 from level 81.
[05/26/14 02:15:26] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:44:11 towards level 81.
[05/26/14 05:21:11] kork [111/232] has challenged TheRub [83/324] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:19:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/26/14 05:26:24] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:48 towards level 81.
[05/26/14 18:47:30] Puff [85/268] has challenged kork [192/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/26/14 20:47:05] prime and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/14 15:43:57] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:38:09 from level 81.
[05/27/14 23:22:07] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:38 towards level 81.
[05/29/14 09:00:25] Nahob [81/108] has challenged kork [170/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Nahob's clock.
[05/29/14 23:48:51] rasputo [75/1087] has challenged kork [170/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:23 is added to rasputo's clock.
[05/30/14 07:20:14] kork [107/232] has come upon Shr3k [499/585] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:27:49 is added to kork's clock.
[05/30/14 07:28:17] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:01:53 towards level 81.
[05/30/14 13:53:12] kork [54/232] has challenged rainbowdash [81/270] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:23:07 is added to kork's clock.
[05/31/14 00:26:10] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:40:11 towards level 81.
[05/31/14 06:58:25] suterismus [177/1253] has challenged kork [44/232] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:50:30 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/24/14 01:29:01] Darky [48/568] has come upon kork [222/232] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:11:05 is added to Darky's clock.
[07/24/14 14:09:27] kork [1/232] has come upon Trondby [65/98] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:20:06 is added to kork's clock.
[07/24/14 15:12:57] argus, kork, and dindinx [13/1577] have team battled garthog, mthw, and Nofew [761/1227] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/14 11:21:20] kork [223/232] has come upon JCphoenix [136/201] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:39:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/25/14 11:21:20] kork has dealt JCphoenix a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:17:12 is added to JCphoenix's clock.
[07/25/14 15:00:33] kork [10/232] has challenged pfoley [407/695] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:59:42 is added to kork's clock.
[07/25/14 17:01:26] kork [134/232] has challenged Spazturtle [715/744] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:04:24 is added to kork's clock.
[07/27/14 00:18:58] Tudor [41/308] has challenged kork [213/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Tudor's clock.
[07/27/14 10:48:29] argus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/14 19:03:22] elf, Diesel, and kork [564/1324] have team battled Adar, DeletedTwice, and PiotrekD [80/1357] and won! 0 days, 01:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/14 00:01:19] kork [6/232] has come upon DeletedTwice [59/292] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:47:04 is added to kork's clock.
[07/30/14 20:32:44] kork [133/232] has challenged pixelate [112/233] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:08:54 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/31/14 00:40:49] Cooter [107/134] has challenged kork [230/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Cooter's clock.
[07/31/14 01:25:59] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:16:58 from level 81.
[07/31/14 13:37:30] Mateusz [95/742] has challenged kork [145/232] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:53 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[08/01/14 03:41:19] kork [214/232] has challenged Meistarin [486/864] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:08:49 is added to kork's clock.
[08/02/14 01:25:51] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:30:42 from level 81.
[08/02/14 05:53:57] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:12:25 towards level 81.
[08/02/14 15:07:37] kork [177/232] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [114/797] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:08:44 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/03/14 09:27:31] allo, dxrt, and dwfreed [932/2077] have team battled kork, Spazturtle, and Sir_Lemming [1469/1492] and lost! 0 days, 09:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/14 15:20:16] kork, TheRub, and Boohbah [787/963] have team battled SpamMage, Darky, and r00f [1077/1566] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/14 03:09:27] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:54:08 towards level 81.
[08/05/14 02:40:39] kork [74/234] has come upon sjefen6 [265/451] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:51:36 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/14 05:34:27] Spiffy [37/180] has challenged kork [205/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Spiffy's clock.
[08/05/14 16:08:09] basteh [29/37] has challenged kork [219/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to basteh's clock.
[08/05/14 18:23:49] SchrodingersScat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/14 00:49:16] kork broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:36:51 from level 81.
[08/06/14 22:19:16] archlich [366/699] has challenged kork [223/234] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:28:09 is removed from archlich's clock.
[08/07/14 00:35:55] kork [167/234] has come upon woonack [62/760] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:54:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/07/14 18:59:31] kork [17/234] has come upon prattmic [279/665] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:48:01 is added to kork's clock.
[08/08/14 03:25:34] pants and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/14 09:06:43] Beastie [53/307] has challenged kork [96/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Beastie's clock.
[08/09/14 13:34:49] zbart [52/526] has come upon kork [151/234] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:16 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/09/14 16:08:54] zbart [21/526] has come upon kork [186/234] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:02 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/09/14 20:38:31] kork [90/234] has challenged Hydrogenum [980/1000] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:26:54 is added to kork's clock.
[08/09/14 20:57:21] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:30:32 from level 81.
[08/10/14 15:59:27] Diesel [206/343] has challenged kork [177/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from Diesel's clock.
[08/11/14 00:33:10] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:37:06 towards level 81.
[08/11/14 02:12:59] Simie, TauPan, and Plasmastar [598/1667] have team battled Jens, kork, and Rarity [1239/1494] and lost! 2 days, 17:00:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/14 16:55:48] kork [218/234] has come upon mostlybadfly [44/402] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:09:21 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/12/14 22:59:02] kork [28/234] has challenged a1291762 [506/609] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:57:55 is added to kork's clock.
[08/14/14 06:11:17] cxz [164/246] has come upon kork [231/234] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:05 is added to cxz's clock.
[08/14/14 18:20:28] pipework [171/189] has challenged kork [127/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:22 is removed from pipework's clock.
[08/15/14 02:05:58] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:26:25 from level 81.
[08/15/14 16:18:13] greycat [231/852] has challenged kork [27/234] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:12:00 is removed from greycat's clock.
[08/15/14 17:20:47] ryushe [89/910] has come upon kork [219/234] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:31:04 is added to ryushe's clock.
[08/15/14 21:51:30] Ennd, kork, and Str1ngS [44/995] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, noother, and TehKitti [164/2090] and lost! 0 days, 07:01:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/14 13:03:46] _stink_ [46/221] has challenged kork [196/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to _stink_'s clock.
[08/20/14 17:27:11] kork [215/234] has challenged jmaugue [317/378] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:31:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/20/14 19:16:02] nfsnobody [138/210] has challenged kork [109/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[08/20/14 20:49:34] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 02:47:34 from level 81.
[08/20/14 21:08:06] argus [153/800] has come upon kork [224/234] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:56:56 is added to argus's clock.
[08/21/14 03:48:18] PiotrekD and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/14 14:20:58] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:18:42 from level 81.
[08/22/14 03:57:42] Agent86 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/14 02:23:13] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:29:32 from level 81.
[08/23/14 08:45:09] r00f [19/373] has challenged kork [28/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to r00f's clock.
[08/24/14 02:48:45] mostlybadfly [286/408] has challenged kork [17/234] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:23:26 is removed from mostlybadfly's clock.
[08/24/14 14:14:36] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:26:29 towards level 81.
[08/24/14 17:53:45] kork was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:02:12 from level 81.
[08/25/14 06:45:34] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/14 00:14:16] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 21:40:44 towards level 81.
[08/26/14 12:05:03] kenyon [33/1007] has challenged kork [76/232] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:35:54 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/27/14 20:39:40] lol [4/50] has challenged kork [108/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to lol's clock.
[08/28/14 13:00:07] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:57:06 towards level 81.
[08/29/14 02:25:25] kork [173/232] has challenged greycat [753/846] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:41:39 is added to kork's clock.
[08/29/14 07:03:39] kork, yawgmoth, and dwfreed [1082/1187] have team battled tmberg, lovek323, and Furry [1126/1752] and lost! 0 days, 22:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/14 07:22:35] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:20:24 towards level 81.
[08/29/14 08:29:45] gipyelrah [630/911] has challenged kork [6/232] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:21:07 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[08/29/14 23:14:31] Diesel [380/389] has challenged kork [31/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:27 is removed from Diesel's clock.
[08/30/14 05:04:41] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/14 14:45:17] kork [25/232] has come upon Str1ngS [280/394] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:04:15 is added to kork's clock.
[08/31/14 01:06:17] Charris, kork, and Sixbierehomme [585/951] have team battled tmberg, SpamMage, and Plasmastar [1368/2010] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/14 05:10:47] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 03:41:56 towards level 81.
[08/31/14 18:22:58] kork, clonak, and grooverider [480/1610] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Diesel, and argus [1484/1592] and lost! 0 days, 11:03:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/14 14:52:05] kork [9/232] has challenged zid [419/454] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:03:58 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/14 21:53:57] kork [101/232] has challenged Doctor [208/547] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:40:27 is added to kork's clock.
[09/01/14 23:54:31] kork [107/232] has challenged Killerkid [70/598] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:07:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/02/14 00:11:26] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:26:33 from level 81.
[09/03/14 07:46:11] Tronsha [196/391] has challenged kork [148/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from Tronsha's clock.
[09/03/14 11:18:47] kork [79/232] has come upon Cameron_D [777/970] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 06:21:30 is added to kork's clock.
[09/03/14 18:51:32] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:18:52 towards level 81.
[09/04/14 06:06:31] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:59:13 towards level 81.
[09/04/14 22:16:55] yond [743/849] has challenged kork [108/232] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:53:57 is removed from yond's clock.
[09/05/14 00:09:37] kork, Boohbah, and Kartoffelsuppe [366/1070] have team battled advocatus, allo, and Kabaka [112/1661] and won! 1 day, 02:55:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/14 06:20:28] kork [35/232] has come upon ruan [380/864] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:02:18 is added to kork's clock.
[09/07/14 14:52:18] Christine [174/255] has challenged kork [33/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:41 is removed from Christine's clock.
[09/07/14 20:59:00] kork [218/232] has challenged mthw [356/687] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:51:09 is added to kork's clock.
[09/08/14 07:01:54] Quix0te [259/387] has challenged kork [203/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:50 is removed from Quix0te's clock.
[09/08/14 07:56:58] kork broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 15:36:18 from level 81.
[09/08/14 08:55:56] neo [183/263] has challenged kork [36/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from neo's clock.
[09/08/14 09:52:39] zbart, cxz, and jeaye [1295/1473] have team battled dxrt, kork, and nickware [1400/1565] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/14 16:38:34] Gorgoroth [2/38] has challenged kork [89/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to Gorgoroth's clock.
[09/11/14 02:04:14] ChiefRA and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/14 07:38:05] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 02:22:04 from level 81.
[09/11/14 22:12:45] gideonstar, kork, and rasputo [1940/1988] have team battled naw, JadeM, and Gunther [1064/1132] and won! 0 days, 20:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/14 12:55:43] kork [179/232] has come upon lovek323 [317/340] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:41:38 is added to kork's clock.
[09/13/14 00:41:12] VonGuard [107/256] has challenged kork [210/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to VonGuard's clock.
[09/14/14 16:51:30] kork [200/232] has challenged Boohbah [393/412] in combat and lost! 13 days, 04:24:37 is added to kork's clock.
[09/14/14 17:51:47] kork [98/232] has challenged Agent86 [341/358] in combat and lost! 12 days, 10:56:14 is added to kork's clock.
[09/15/14 06:03:57] ReGan [0/1] has challenged kork [225/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to ReGan's clock.
[09/15/14 07:55:52] Plasmastar [98/457] has challenged kork [53/232] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:40:20 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[09/15/14 11:31:47] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 04:08:39 towards level 81.
[09/15/14 11:56:59] kork [223/232] has challenged Flynn [404/484] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:06:24 is added to kork's clock.
[09/15/14 17:48:21] Troxa [161/224] has challenged kork [137/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from Troxa's clock.
[09/16/14 03:05:47] digitaldonk [585/1026] has come upon kork [87/232] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:06:16 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[09/16/14 03:36:22] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 17:49:19 towards level 81.
[09/16/14 07:03:04] cxz [215/408] has come upon kork [8/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:47 is removed from cxz's clock.
[09/16/14 07:46:28] MontyZuma [496/855] has come upon kork [1/232] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:53:09 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/16/14 07:46:28] MontyZuma has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 21 days, 23:37:51 is added to kork's clock.
[09/16/14 10:13:38] Virtual, AbrahamLinksys, and gideonstar [567/2264] have team battled yano, kork, and naw [1610/1750] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/14 22:38:51] pipework [65/387] has challenged kork [133/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to pipework's clock.
[09/17/14 20:25:09] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 12:49:02 towards level 81.
[09/18/14 12:29:28] kork [226/232] has come upon Avon [1063/1074] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 21:14:10 is added to kork's clock.
[09/18/14 15:39:00] tinpusher [186/267] has challenged kork [0/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:41 is removed from tinpusher's clock.
[09/18/14 19:58:28] honkybonky, AngryParsley, and kork [1364/1765] have team battled jeaye, advocatus, and greycat [564/1772] and won! 0 days, 09:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/14 13:16:20] kork, Birdbones, and Doctor [484/1652] have team battled zid, Sir_Lemming, and Krenz [1356/1788] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 03:03:46] Revi, pipework, and kork [585/1071] have team battled m0shbear, ElectRo, and Cenhinen [164/2511] and won! 0 days, 08:50:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/14 02:43:03] kork [77/232] has come upon Tronsha [104/395] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 05:38:55 is added to kork's clock.
[09/23/14 00:59:14] Str1ngS, XJR-9, and AKBlindy [967/1592] have team battled kork, Agent86, and greycat [245/1452] and won! 0 days, 01:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/14 17:59:21] kork [220/232] has challenged elf [57/847] in combat and won! 36 days, 12:52:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/24/14 07:34:00] aarontc and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 15:42:12] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 02:33:51 from level 81.
[09/25/14 08:35:26] kork [5/232] has come upon dindinx [40/485] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 10:43:51 is added to kork's clock.
[09/25/14 20:13:44] G33KY [212/574] has challenged kork [9/232] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:10:28 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[09/26/14 14:19:05] kork [36/232] has challenged ChiefRA [440/557] in combat and lost! 18 days, 09:18:36 is added to kork's clock.
[09/27/14 23:08:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 154 days, 22:21:14 from level 81.
[09/27/14 23:53:45] kork and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/14 00:32:39] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 13:16:01 towards level 81.
[09/28/14 03:23:24] drazil [115/330] has challenged kork [63/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from drazil's clock.
[09/29/14 21:42:01] bl4ckscor3 [430/489] has challenged kork [49/232] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:26:48 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/30/14 21:15:01] Ouchy [132/361] has come upon kork [86/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:18 is removed from Ouchy's clock.
[10/01/14 02:18:36] kork [211/232] has come upon Agent86 [244/400] and been defeated in combat! 23 days, 02:25:59 is added to kork's clock.
[10/02/14 13:00:12] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 35 days, 18:53:12 towards level 81.
[10/03/14 12:48:33] duke [100/177] has challenged kork [55/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from duke's clock.
[10/04/14 04:17:49] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 39 days, 04:43:16 towards level 81.
[10/04/14 11:00:32] vegadark [187/459] has come upon kork [173/234] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:19:15 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/04/14 16:42:19] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 02:02:05 towards level 81.
[10/06/14 03:53:25] jstg, clonak, and duke [1100/1261] have team battled kapitanluffy, kork, and Ttech [1927/2145] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/14 06:42:40] kork [109/234] has come upon Mateusz [364/623] and been defeated in combat! 23 days, 18:47:43 is added to kork's clock.
[10/07/14 18:54:15] kork [184/234] has challenged brian448 [11/315] in combat and won! 29 days, 08:56:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/08/14 08:16:57] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 23 days, 17:48:10 from level 81.
[10/08/14 17:12:56] SchrodingersScat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/14 05:52:06] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 29 days, 15:14:32 from level 81.
[10/10/14 14:42:20] kork [218/234] has come upon dxrt [693/889] and been defeated in combat! 30 days, 09:17:23 is added to kork's clock.
[10/10/14 16:33:09] kork slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/14 05:20:56] kork [34/233] has challenged jstg [289/482] in combat and lost! 23 days, 18:56:02 is added to kork's clock.
[10/12/14 05:00:07] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 06:20:52 towards level 81.
[10/13/14 05:18:14] kork [131/233] has come upon SlowRiot [164/385] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 18:37:05 is added to kork's clock.
[10/13/14 19:39:39] kork [70/233] has challenged SpamMage [244/650] in combat and lost! 31 days, 20:04:37 is added to kork's clock.
[10/14/14 10:14:27] ShadowE989, Nathan, ReGan, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/14 12:02:36] bigjay, Gunther, and Fluttershy [593/1513] have team battled Gizmokid2005, sbp, and kork [20/2108] and won! 0 days, 20:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/14 22:47:49] pixelate [381/529] has challenged kork [175/233] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:11:57 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[10/15/14 11:42:11] kork [135/233] has come upon honkybonky [279/677] and been defeated in combat! 20 days, 13:41:01 is added to kork's clock.
[10/15/14 14:25:04] Zaratustra and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/14 16:42:48] kork [51/233] has come upon Spazturtle [392/739] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 20:59:34 is added to kork's clock.
[10/15/14 17:38:12] Frogging101 [181/390] has challenged kork [229/233] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[10/15/14 21:57:10] dindinx [71/490] has challenged kork [228/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:40 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/16/14 18:28:54] Son_of_Guy, zid, and kork [449/927] have team battled jeaye, Mateusz, and Cenhinen [298/1717] and won! 0 days, 00:43:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 19:52:43] kork and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 12:14:05] kork, Rarity, and shandor [845/1040] have team battled SpamMage, sjefen6, and Agent86 [95/1492] and won! 0 days, 01:21:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/14 02:28:15] agrajag, kork, and Kinsmir [756/1241] have team battled Gunther, Derpy, and alexj [1601/1648] and lost! 1 day, 04:08:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/14 22:51:53] shandor [38/292] has challenged kork [122/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/19/14 01:31:52] CornFly, Meistarin, and lolwut [2173/2230] have team battled zid, Alfie, and kork [329/1215] and won! 1 day, 03:15:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/14 06:52:44] jbroome, kork, and digitaldonk [395/1833] have team battled Gunther, Flynn, and tmberg [303/1961] and won! 0 days, 15:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/14 09:12:58] kapitanluffy, kork, and w3stside [1120/1144] have team battled Furry, Simie, and pants [728/1921] and won! 0 days, 05:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/14 18:34:38] Nayru and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/14 13:46:46] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 14:48:22 towards level 81.
[10/23/14 03:28:39] jstg, Totengeist, and kork [683/1100] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, Avon, and AKBlindy [986/2418] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/14 18:45:38] jettero [341/376] has challenged kork [73/233] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from jettero's clock.
[10/23/14 18:50:37] agrajag [89/422] has come upon kork [58/233] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:12 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[10/27/14 08:27:44] kork [188/233] has challenged grooverider [550/944] in combat and lost! 24 days, 23:57:54 is added to kork's clock.
[10/27/14 09:28:01] yasdorian [226/678] has challenged kork [161/233] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:05 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[10/28/14 06:59:52] Curlybear [68/315] has challenged kork [141/233] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[10/29/14 05:53:21] bairyn, naw, Sixbierehomme, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/14 09:41:56] kork [178/233] has challenged allo [154/654] in combat and won! 42 days, 20:14:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/29/14 09:41:56] In the fierce battle, allo dropped his level 199 weapon! kork picks it up, tossing his old level 35 weapon to allo.
[10/29/14 13:32:46] kork [295/413] has come upon nfsnobody [154/372] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 01:46:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/01/14 03:13:15] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 04:21:09 towards level 81.
[11/01/14 10:03:28] kork [209/413] has challenged Tenorman [586/796] in combat and lost! 14 days, 00:54:29 is added to kork's clock.
[11/01/14 17:05:37] kork [377/413] has challenged godog [47/385] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:52:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/01/14 23:53:03] kork [97/413] has come upon Pici [616/657] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 12:49:44 is added to kork's clock.
[11/02/14 01:37:50] vegadark [60/459] has come upon kork [88/413] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:57:18 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/02/14 02:36:14] allo [458/490] has come upon kork [213/413] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:34:20 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/02/14 17:28:09] kork [65/413] has come upon Albeit_J [31/279] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 07:54:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/03/14 10:27:33] Sir_Mobber, MontyZuma, and greycat [310/2194] have team battled woonack, w3stside, and kork [120/1634] and won! 0 days, 16:11:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 16:19:58] kork [59/413] has challenged w3stside [23/470] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:17:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/03/14 17:18:45] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 02:19:25 towards level 81.
[11/04/14 04:42:13] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 15:48:46 towards level 81.
[11/04/14 06:54:23] Curlybear [310/315] has challenged kork [75/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from Curlybear's clock.
[11/05/14 01:30:45] AxForest, TehKitti, and verrbot [706/1717] have team battled kork, yano, and kaplejon [1032/1783] and lost! 0 days, 07:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/14 03:21:02] Totengeist [90/410] has come upon kork [43/413] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:04:12 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[11/05/14 17:04:14] edo [91/134] has challenged kork [259/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to edo's clock.
[11/06/14 07:40:01] kork [106/413] has challenged w3stside [407/478] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:47:44 is added to kork's clock.
[11/07/14 05:59:33] kork, duke, and sjefen6 [161/1183] have team battled irix, paklido, and FrodoTheHobbit [1635/2378] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/14 22:53:57] pipework and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/14 10:59:10] PiotrekD [364/783] has challenged kork [166/413] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:29:53 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/09/14 04:32:41] soverycoolyeah [1/304] has challenged kork [222/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to soverycoolyeah's clock.
[11/09/14 14:07:20] MetaNova [157/557] has challenged kork [37/413] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:34:36 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[11/10/14 02:03:16] droogie [385/823] has come upon kork [31/413] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:19:47 is removed from droogie's clock.
[11/10/14 02:07:38] Str1ngS and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/14 19:08:51] PiotrekD [254/783] has come upon kork [9/413] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:53:10 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[11/10/14 22:48:48] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:35:23 towards level 81.
[11/11/14 01:03:58] pfoley, naw, and simple [1446/1690] have team battled kork, ruan, and Sir_Lemming [808/1918] and won! 0 days, 13:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/14 12:33:15] kork [368/413] has come upon a1291762 [366/681] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:33:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/12/14 15:38:18] kork [135/413] has come upon PersonalJ [327/436] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:17:48 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/14 16:30:13] Ttech [527/1263] has challenged kork [143/413] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:34:22 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/12/14 21:31:44] tmberg [546/891] has challenged kork [132/413] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:09:51 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/14/14 08:08:54] cale250 [5/331] has challenged kork [51/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to cale250's clock.
[11/15/14 02:11:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 62 days, 22:39:42 from level 81.
[11/15/14 09:51:45] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 14:03:53 towards level 81.
[11/16/14 05:56:54] ruan [150/985] has challenged kork [130/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:22 is removed from ruan's clock.
[11/16/14 18:34:21] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 01:19:49 towards level 81.
[11/18/14 02:10:48] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:34:05 from level 81.
[11/18/14 19:31:29] neo, CFSworks, and pants [1601/1805] have team battled grooverider, Curlybear, and kork [530/1774] and won! 0 days, 09:12:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/14 11:21:15] bairyn [124/513] has challenged kork [109/413] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:07:54 is removed from bairyn's clock.
[11/20/14 05:02:50] verrbot, gipyelrah, and irix [425/2195] have team battled r00f, suterismus, and kork [1404/2012] and lost! 1 day, 07:57:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/14 16:48:16] kork [275/413] has come upon Barry [535/573] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:22:40 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/14 18:31:06] m0shbear [296/795] has challenged kork [241/413] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:31:01 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[11/20/14 22:58:11] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 20:07:30 from level 81.
[11/21/14 12:07:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 19 days, 08:04:04 toward level 81.
[11/22/14 00:25:43] shandor [390/441] has challenged kork [230/413] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from shandor's clock.
[11/23/14 03:07:47] kork [298/413] has come upon Frogging101 [341/422] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:29:29 is added to kork's clock.
[11/24/14 20:14:11] Kartoffelsuppe, kork, and Simie [1709/1746] have team battled elf, Derpy, and Frogging101 [1497/1977] and won! 2 days, 02:28:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/14 01:02:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 90 days, 06:19:33 toward level 81.
[11/26/14 10:13:41] sjefen6 [398/402] has challenged kork [24/415] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:10:06 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/26/14 13:06:25] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:44:49 from level 81.
[11/26/14 20:19:13] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:56:13 towards level 81.
[11/27/14 12:22:03] Str1ngS [329/392] has challenged kork [359/415] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:09:04 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[11/27/14 12:47:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 45 days, 08:43:47 toward level 81.
[11/27/14 16:05:17] kork [178/415] has come upon elf [57/847] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:16:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/28/14 01:51:59] r00f, gr0w, and kork [578/1256] have team battled Albeit_J, paklido, and neo [218/1517] and won! 0 days, 01:47:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/14 01:59:20] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:49 towards level 81.
[11/28/14 22:37:27] shandor [221/604] has challenged kork [59/415] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from shandor's clock.
[11/28/14 23:41:09] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:36 towards level 81.
[11/30/14 02:58:23] kork [385/415] has come upon BrrZ [204/205] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:29:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/01/14 19:13:26] w3stside, Curlybear, and ElectRo [1871/2391] have team battled kork, CRowen, and lipek [686/1870] and won! 0 days, 03:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/14 05:54:04] argus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/14 06:17:30] kork, AKBlindy, and tmberg [1324/1895] have team battled Misza, charitwo, and Trondby [612/1245] and won! 0 days, 05:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/14 04:13:53] pekster [114/550] has challenged kork [50/415] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:45:49 is removed from pekster's clock.
[12/04/14 07:09:06] Zerolegend [145/239] has come upon kork [61/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:20 is removed from Zerolegend's clock.
[12/04/14 09:54:59] kork [72/415] has come upon TehKitti [290/612] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:23:57 is added to kork's clock.
[12/05/14 14:56:52] kork [381/415] has come upon dindinx [218/556] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:17:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/05/14 15:46:56] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:35:52 towards level 81.
[12/06/14 00:39:38] pekster, kork, and ReGan [510/1440] have team battled yasdorian, SpamMage, and kaplejon [1671/1810] and lost! 2 days, 02:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/14 08:55:27] NGGJamie [1/4] has challenged kork [413/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to NGGJamie's clock.
[12/06/14 19:05:38] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:07:22 from level 81.
[12/07/14 12:18:31] kork [38/415] has come upon ToxicMouse [228/329] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:00:16 is added to kork's clock.
[12/08/14 06:14:25] Brom [176/189] has challenged kork [392/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Brom's clock.
[12/09/14 11:31:47] kork, bendem, and kaplejon [371/1469] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, AbrahamLinksys, and alexj [791/1463] and lost! 0 days, 19:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/14 02:25:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 20 days, 05:11:35 toward level 81.
[12/11/14 08:34:24] Yankee [190/701] has come upon kork [125/415] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:07:15 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[12/12/14 06:16:31] pipework [87/440] has challenged kork [131/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:54 is added to pipework's clock.
[12/13/14 13:27:17] ToxicMouse, iViLe, and XJR-9 [1035/1657] have team battled TheRub, Lucien, and kork [755/1224] and won! 0 days, 01:51:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/14 15:48:27] Nathan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/14 11:16:12] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:05:53 towards level 81.
[12/14/14 12:59:38] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/14 19:23:28] kork [184/415] has come upon XeBlackWater [336/368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:57:00 is added to kork's clock.
[12/16/14 09:25:26] Totengeist [672/695] has challenged kork [170/415] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[12/16/14 21:51:58] LordH [62/318] has challenged kork [377/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to LordH's clock.
[12/18/14 10:44:13] kork and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 14:31:03] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 21:55:46] kork [304/415] has come upon mthw [486/671] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:37:14 is added to kork's clock.
[12/19/14 01:54:08] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:34:07 towards level 81.
[12/19/14 12:39:24] Brom, sjefen6, and kork [223/1191] have team battled strugart, kaplejon, and sasaniak [542/1606] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/14 01:29:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 9 days, 02:38:32 toward level 81.
[12/20/14 01:43:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 21:23:23 toward level 81.
[12/20/14 02:05:22] ruan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/14 06:52:13] <char [90/268] has challenged kork [191/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to <char's clock.
[12/20/14 13:18:58] irix, archlich, and yasdorian [1743/2215] have team battled keeper_c, kork, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [484/2459] and won! 6 days, 15:13:35 is removed from their clocks.

[12/20/14 22:26:39] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:11 towards level 81.
[12/20/14 22:49:01] Lenny [314/987] has come upon kork [394/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:04 is added to Lenny's clock.
[12/22/14 09:56:57] Unihedron [9/20] has challenged kork [374/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Unihedron's clock.
[12/22/14 14:07:02] yasdorian and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/14 16:24:51] kork [149/415] has come upon zbart [111/533] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:30:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/23/14 03:42:11] keeper_c [23/1019] has challenged kork [346/415] in combat and lost! 15 days, 02:02:25 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[12/24/14 01:08:44] Pici, Agent86, and Mega-M [608/1594] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Virtual, and kork [698/2144] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 02:51:58] kork [162/415] has come upon TheRub [179/405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:18 is added to kork's clock.
[12/24/14 16:17:43] kork [187/415] has challenged igorastds [20/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:05:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/25/14 19:33:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 09:39:35 toward level 81.
[12/25/14 21:26:16] kork [37/415] has challenged PersonalJ [224/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:30 is added to kork's clock.
[12/26/14 11:31:48] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:11 towards level 81.
[12/26/14 18:26:16] kork, desspugne, and shandor [438/2009] have team battled kaplejon, Sixbierehomme, and Tenorman [1719/1898] and lost! 1 day, 09:03:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/14 08:42:24] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:28:54 from level 81.
[12/28/14 00:11:51] Frogging101 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 01:59:27] sedrik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 11:30:12] kork [339/415] has come upon clearcasting [194/448] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:18:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/29/14 17:38:32] kork [174/415] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [230/495] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:21:03 is added to kork's clock.
[12/29/14 18:17:09] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:12:02 towards level 81.
[12/29/14 21:28:09] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:11:18 towards level 81.
[12/30/14 01:57:55] yano, kork, and SudoKing [1011/1778] have team battled identd, XJR-9, and Flynn [1963/2100] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/14 14:57:20] MetaNova, Cypher, and kork [135/1605] have team battled Valkor, snooker, and Misza [566/1718] and lost! 4 days, 09:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/14 23:41:42] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:02 towards level 81.
[12/31/14 16:44:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 11 days, 23:24:24 toward level 81.
[12/31/14 19:56:26] strugart [376/456] has challenged kork [34/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:49:22 is removed from strugart's clock.
[01/01/15 01:58:35] Majak [259/397] has challenged kork [230/415] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:40:31 is removed from Majak's clock.
[01/04/15 03:47:29] idisjunction [124/833] has come upon kork [401/415] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:07:36 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[01/04/15 08:41:27] seanmnaes [16/30] has challenged kork [90/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[01/06/15 09:02:30] yang [371/646] has come upon kork [347/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:36 is removed from yang's clock.
[01/06/15 14:35:25] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:11 from level 81.
[01/06/15 18:26:07] kork, soltys, and pipework [739/1269] have team battled Danthemandoo, NightExcessive, and Plasmastar [544/1541] and won! 0 days, 03:15:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/15 17:11:52] Alfie [370/721] has come upon kork [30/415] and taken them in combat! 40 days, 17:04:07 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[01/08/15 08:06:55] CornFly [34/466] has challenged kork [225/415] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:29:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/09/15 01:11:22] kork [230/415] has come upon Sixbierehomme [275/600] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:40 is added to kork's clock.
[01/13/15 08:13:21] kork [256/415] has come upon bairyn [272/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:11:46 is added to kork's clock.
[01/13/15 15:12:14] idisjunction, mthw, and PiotrekD [1958/2284] have team battled ajhgfa, Gunther, and kork [1277/1604] and won! 0 days, 16:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/15 02:06:16] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:11 towards level 81.
[01/14/15 04:03:43] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:33:32 from level 81.
[01/14/15 13:56:41] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:33 towards level 81.
[01/15/15 20:48:41] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:16 towards level 81.
[01/16/15 13:50:44] kork [325/416] has come upon pfoley [570/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:02 is added to kork's clock.
[01/16/15 21:57:31] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:51 towards level 81.
[01/17/15 03:56:28] argus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/15 07:15:30] kork [118/416] has come upon Tronsha [297/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:38:18 is added to kork's clock.
[01/17/15 23:39:43] gipyelrah, nickware, and fattrat [10/1877] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, kork, and vrillusions [940/2125] and lost! 1 day, 21:30:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 18:33:42] discopig, zid, and simple [646/1619] have team battled kork, lipek, and Budzogan [1561/1719] and lost! 4 days, 04:07:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/15 04:29:56] Wyverna [225/283] has challenged kork [4/416] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from Wyverna's clock.
[01/21/15 02:49:44] ToxicMouse [21/533] has challenged kork [55/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[01/21/15 18:02:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 05:58:36 toward level 81.
[01/22/15 21:44:20] r00f [418/438] has challenged kork [405/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:41:12 is removed from r00f's clock.
[01/23/15 00:28:20] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:41:38 towards level 81.
[01/24/15 02:43:01] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:12:25 from level 81.
[01/26/15 11:13:35] sedrik and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 13:15:12] charitwo [153/490] has challenged kork [371/416] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:45:22 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/27/15 19:19:35] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/15 16:36:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 13 days, 10:41:43 toward level 81.
[01/29/15 23:18:20] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/15 12:19:22] blizgerg, CRowen, and droogie [947/2444] have team battled kork, Wyverna, and jholtom [358/1287] and won! 0 days, 10:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/15 23:31:04] Eksarion [278/372] has challenged kork [244/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:30:02 is removed from Eksarion's clock.
[01/31/15 00:29:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 9 days, 01:36:47 toward level 81.
[01/31/15 15:53:44] gipyelrah, CRowen, and kork [822/2027] have team battled ryushe, keepermurf, and jeaye [420/1896] and won! 1 day, 15:44:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/15 11:18:20] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:21:24 towards level 81.
[02/01/15 21:14:58] kork and jholtom have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/15 21:42:03] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:10 from level 81.
[02/03/15 20:44:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 23:25:10 from level 81.
[02/06/15 05:57:34] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:20:47 towards level 81.
[02/10/15 04:37:08] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/15 08:27:38] kork [47/416] has come upon naw [60/530] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:30:15 is added to kork's clock.
[02/10/15 21:57:44] damyan, Darky, and yasdorian [561/1766] have team battled kork, charitwo, and renopt [1240/1298] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/15 23:39:26] strugart, bl4ckscor3, and Ladon [1315/1459] have team battled Nayru, spaceCore, and kork [1166/1255] and won! 1 day, 08:15:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/15 22:13:15] kork [116/416] has come upon mthw [3/688] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:23:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/14/15 14:06:44] kork [84/416] has come upon Ladon [169/381] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:47:21 is added to kork's clock.
[02/14/15 20:59:18] kork [243/416] has come upon bigjay [196/590] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:27:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/14/15 21:23:20] kork [348/416] has come upon Cysioland [312/616] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:58:55 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/15/15 02:48:01] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:56 towards level 81.
[02/16/15 22:14:15] Alric` and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 12:50:38] Nayru [39/510] has challenged kork [163/416] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:07 is added to Nayru's clock.
[02/19/15 21:00:01] VonGuard, ryushe, and Meistarin [2034/2400] have team battled Misza, kork, and simple [1351/1471] and won! 0 days, 06:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 00:17:15] jeaye, kork, and Jens [965/1849] have team battled MetaNova, mthw, and damyan [1221/1866] and lost! 5 days, 15:47:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/15 10:03:56] blizgerg, kork, and AbrahamLinksys [1823/2085] have team battled yasdorian, neo, and pipework [314/1987] and won! 0 days, 11:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 11:33:25] NightExcessive and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 14:31:32] kork [202/416] has come upon dxrt [478/900] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:44:00 is added to kork's clock.
[02/20/15 22:17:54] kork [210/416] has challenged aucg [296/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:18:59 is added to kork's clock.
[02/21/15 04:49:41] G33KY [389/651] has come upon kork [99/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:09:23 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[02/21/15 19:48:33] desspugne, kensington, and SpamMage [1410/2061] have team battled kork, gravis, and Nathan [727/1437] and won! 0 days, 03:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/15 04:37:40] esch [82/165] has challenged kork [294/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to esch's clock.
[02/22/15 07:29:07] kork [284/416] has challenged honkybonky [351/689] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:28:25 is added to kork's clock.
[02/22/15 18:09:39] clonak [324/583] has come upon kork [15/416] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:44:47 is removed from clonak's clock.
[02/24/15 20:14:03] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:18:53 towards level 81.
[02/25/15 06:53:45] kork [215/420] has challenged ToxicMouse [486/535] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:06:43 is added to kork's clock.
[02/25/15 12:39:35] spaceCore [243/398] has come upon kork [195/420] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:06:21 is removed from spaceCore's clock.
[02/25/15 16:15:13] kork [48/420] has come upon keeper_c [84/1065] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:37:51 is added to kork's clock.
[02/25/15 16:57:12] nitzer [202/454] has challenged kork [287/420] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:12:27 is added to nitzer's clock.
[02/27/15 00:12:23] kork [333/420] has come upon MontyZuma [298/914] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:48:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/27/15 11:25:16] kork [109/420] has come upon Birdbones [747/873] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:19:22 is added to kork's clock.
[02/27/15 20:09:07] Agent86 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/15 21:28:20] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/15 07:13:14] kork, Cameron_D, and Budzogan [1127/1861] have team battled Furry, charitwo, and a1291762 [1218/1738] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/15 15:46:39] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:56 towards level 81.

[03/03/15 07:44:28] kork [416/420] has challenged Kyree [343/458] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:50:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/03/15 19:18:04] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:30 towards level 81.
[03/05/15 05:29:53] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:24:52 towards level 81.
[03/05/15 09:32:18] theemstra [15/40] has challenged kork [83/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/05/15 11:49:36] Gatewayy [335/340] has come upon kork [352/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:00 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[03/05/15 13:57:32] kork and G33KY have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/15 18:24:27] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:38 from level 81.
[03/07/15 03:01:21] zbart [116/536] has come upon kork [388/420] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:35:40 is added to zbart's clock.
[03/08/15 06:25:14] andrewhuntley [193/434] has challenged kork [110/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:56:50 is removed from andrewhuntley's clock.
[03/08/15 21:47:16] naw, kork, and Plasmastar [321/1415] have team battled jeaye, irix, and identd [2015/2331] and lost! 3 days, 08:24:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/15 23:53:25] kork [404/420] has come upon jeaye [289/619] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:53:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/10/15 19:23:17] argus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/15 13:41:14] Pici, irix, and Sixbierehomme [1402/2189] have team battled Nayru, Thracky, and kork [1387/1400] and won! 6 days, 18:43:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/15 02:50:43] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:08 towards level 81.
[03/28/15 20:19:00] bl4ckscor3 [140/498] has challenged kork [165/420] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:28:44 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/29/15 01:27:45] kork [21/416] has come upon TauPan [71/328] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:39:46 is added to kork's clock.
[03/29/15 11:42:52] kork slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/15 13:06:40] Lowbow [89/252] has challenged kork [332/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[03/30/15 18:04:17] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:56 towards level 81.
[03/31/15 11:24:51] kork [18/415] has come upon Agent86 [629/647] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:22:47 is added to kork's clock.
[03/31/15 15:44:11] clonak [126/601] has challenged kork [145/415] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:46:04 is added to clonak's clock.
[03/31/15 16:32:06] kork [111/415] has come upon Charris [314/393] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:36:56 is added to kork's clock.
[03/31/15 17:55:19] Str1ngS, ChasedSpade, and SchrodingersScat [839/1324] have team battled Panick, Gizmokid2005, and kork [69/1623] and won! 0 days, 18:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/15 18:58:14] Syloq and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/15 01:05:00] sasaniak, Akuma_no_Tsubasa, and charitwo [709/1511] have team battled kork, CornFly, and irix [1568/1705] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/15 01:06:49] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:52:50 from level 81.
[04/03/15 10:34:48] yasdorian [210/806] has come upon kork [374/415] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:29:06 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[04/03/15 13:28:15] kork [169/415] has come upon Simie [532/891] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:00:36 is added to kork's clock.
[04/05/15 02:14:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 18:08:21 from level 81.
[04/05/15 15:55:17] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:17:56 towards level 81.
[04/05/15 20:30:31] kork [238/415] has challenged Crazycatlady [59/368] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:12:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/05/15 23:06:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 29 days, 00:43:52 toward level 81.
[04/06/15 09:35:27] Agent86 [577/647] has challenged kork [223/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:07 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[04/06/15 09:35:27] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 199 weapon! Agent86 picks it up, tossing his old level 179 weapon to kork.
[04/08/15 20:28:43] davidfg4, lipek, Fluttershy, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/15 03:00:02] zid [254/767] has challenged kork [305/393] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:04:13 is added to zid's clock.
[04/09/15 06:23:07] shandor [340/695] has come upon kork [20/393] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:20:03 is removed from shandor's clock.
[04/09/15 12:47:51] kork, paramourne, and jeaye [25/1464] have team battled RBecker, Rarity, and Adar [1722/1745] and lost! 1 day, 06:34:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/15 16:15:30] identd and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/15 17:19:13] disjunto [226/246] has challenged kork [122/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from disjunto's clock.
[04/11/15 20:33:50] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:17:25 from level 81.
[04/12/15 06:17:52] Hydrogenum, Cypher, and kork [427/2211] have team battled pfoley, iViLe, and shandor [44/2522] and won! 2 days, 08:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 20:10:37] Hydrogenum, Zanoab, and Andries [20/1983] have team battled zouave, Pici, and kork [860/1417] and lost! 2 days, 10:41:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/15 03:58:45] pixelate, Hydrogenum, and r00f [1560/1980] have team battled Darky, irix, and kork [941/1848] and won! 2 days, 20:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 12:12:03] Adar [656/700] has challenged kork [189/393] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Adar's clock.
[04/15/15 05:48:43] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:20:30 from level 81.
[04/16/15 11:19:39] kork [313/393] has come upon JustAPerson [123/386] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:15:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/16/15 19:58:55] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:31:15 towards level 81.
[04/17/15 17:53:32] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:09:26 towards level 81.
[04/18/15 08:27:54] dwfreed and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/15 17:15:07] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:20 towards level 81.
[04/18/15 19:51:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 2 days, 04:27:58 toward level 81.
[04/20/15 12:38:48] Syloq and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/15 16:25:33] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:41 from level 81.
[04/23/15 10:41:27] Meta [23/161] has challenged kork [246/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/24/15 20:01:58] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:15 towards level 81.
[04/25/15 08:21:49] kork [108/393] has challenged Crazycatlady [59/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:52:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/25/15 12:22:09] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:42 from level 81.
[04/26/15 07:30:26] kork [171/393] has challenged yano [355/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:46 is added to kork's clock.
[04/26/15 19:58:32] rtfm [24/83] has challenged kork [325/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to rtfm's clock.
[04/27/15 15:41:26] zouave [90/414] has challenged kork [227/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:11 is added to zouave's clock.
[04/27/15 17:24:16] dwfreed and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/15 11:19:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 08:30:20 from level 81.
[05/01/15 19:37:56] kork [138/393] has come upon Virtual [960/1110] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:28:04 is added to kork's clock.
[05/02/15 00:19:33] Nofew [176/452] has challenged kork [123/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:13 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/02/15 20:20:28] sjefen6 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/15 02:45:21] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:24:13 from level 81.
[05/04/15 19:54:07] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:23:24 from level 81.
[05/05/15 22:46:10] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:44:22 towards level 81.
[05/06/15 07:57:52] charitwo [190/509] has challenged kork [83/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:00:42 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[05/07/15 16:36:17] Frogging101 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 07:27:52] SirMonkeybox [31/731] has come upon kork [141/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:27 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/08/15 09:16:38] kork [246/393] has challenged merryfett [39/336] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:37:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/11/15 11:05:29] kork [26/393] has come upon SirNeo [221/426] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:49:55 is added to kork's clock.
[05/13/15 17:04:24] zid [247/773] has challenged kork [59/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:04 is removed from zid's clock.
[05/14/15 02:10:05] kork [366/393] has challenged grant050 [166/275] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:10:03 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/15/15 11:22:23] tiwake [168/955] has challenged kork [115/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:57:38 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[05/15/15 11:49:27] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:20:54 from level 81.
[05/16/15 11:01:28] IdleMaster [208/392] has challenged kork [330/393] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:41:07 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/17/15 18:11:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 45 days, 11:31:36 from level 81.
[05/18/15 21:21:24] kork [323/393] has challenged honkybonky [567/735] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:33:48 is added to kork's clock.
[05/19/15 04:28:54] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 11:59:56] Alric`, RBecker, and paramourne [398/1295] have team battled soltys, kork, and idisjunction [112/1735] and won! 0 days, 12:03:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 17:37:10] Beavis, kork, and cbob [367/1877] have team battled pixelate, Alric`, and blind [48/1708] and won! 0 days, 05:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/15 14:44:06] grooverider [39/993] has challenged kork [108/393] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:04:02 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/22/15 12:51:48] kork [115/393] has challenged sjums_the_great [335/370] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:14:47 is added to kork's clock.
[05/23/15 03:14:55] argus and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/15 17:43:46] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:41:25 from level 81.
[05/24/15 14:03:54] ChiefRA and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/15 20:17:47] arlen and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/15 03:45:01] ludjer stole kork's level 22 amulet while they were sleeping! ludjer leaves his old level 0 amulet behind, which kork then takes.
[05/27/15 03:31:48] Frogging101, pipework, and ryushe [966/2121] have team battled soltys, Preedditty, and kork [1005/1013] and lost! 3 days, 01:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/15 14:34:42] kork [252/369] has challenged Frogging101 [65/768] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:29:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/29/15 17:58:45] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 00:18:45 towards level 81.
[05/30/15 05:35:42] EkimmI, Glorfindel, likcoras, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/15 06:37:24] kork [34/369] has come upon MadHatter [303/501] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:50:17 is added to kork's clock.
[05/30/15 21:02:27] kork [211/369] has challenged Lucien [71/510] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:26:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/31/15 11:39:06] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:42:51 towards level 81.
[06/01/15 19:35:01] Alric` [290/401] has challenged kork [111/369] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from Alric`'s clock.
[06/02/15 08:21:12] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:47:37 from level 81.
[06/03/15 04:16:37] kork [145/369] has come upon bendem [356/432] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:30:14 is added to kork's clock.
[06/03/15 10:57:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 30 days, 12:18:11 toward level 81.
[06/03/15 16:20:47] Kitlith [137/386] has challenged kork [218/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[06/03/15 22:37:11] kork [104/369] has challenged Charris [291/402] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:58:57 is added to kork's clock.
[06/04/15 16:29:51] kork [33/369] has come upon ArilKominger [230/344] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:29:00 is added to kork's clock.
[06/04/15 22:45:20] kork, Panick, and fattrat [567/1417] have team battled Birdbones, RBecker, and iLP [972/1730] and lost! 1 day, 09:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/15 04:12:35] yasdorian and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 07:19:40] kork and Tesla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 16:52:19] kork [44/369] has challenged Bokkie [315/470] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:05:15 is added to kork's clock.
[06/05/15 20:48:24] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:04 towards level 81.
[06/07/15 09:41:39] Andries and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/15 12:32:17] bigjay [28/569] has come upon kork [351/369] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:50:45 is added to bigjay's clock.
[06/07/15 14:17:02] rharwood and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/15 03:50:46] Avon, kork, and darkmage [1414/1990] have team battled lipek, Adar, and kensington [1328/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:11:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/15 02:41:45] RBecker [369/412] has challenged kork [124/369] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:35:54 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[06/14/15 06:39:50] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:54 towards level 81.
[06/14/15 12:52:49] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/15 00:47:58] yawgmoth [89/530] has come upon kork [363/369] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:12:26 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[06/16/15 07:32:23] Nofew, MontyZuma, and Brainiac [1789/2410] have team battled Rarity, kork, and EkimmI [323/1678] and won! 2 days, 20:15:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 01:26:47] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:11:14 towards level 81.
[06/21/15 09:01:48] kork, Rarity, and Heisenberg [1462/1724] have team battled davidfg4, grooverider, and pfoley [2454/2931] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/15 15:31:57] Andries and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 10:51:54] kork [218/369] has challenged h00k [410/904] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:11:00 is added to kork's clock.
[07/03/15 18:13:37] SirMonkeybox [27/740] has come upon kork [308/369] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:29:28 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[07/03/15 20:55:16] kork [234/369] has challenged abra0 [2/496] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:16:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/04/15 22:52:07] identd and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/15 04:55:46] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:12:04 from level 81.
[07/06/15 12:33:41] mwhahaha, jholtom, and G33KY [1250/1581] have team battled Brom, lipek, and kork [1025/2141] and won! 1 day, 03:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/15 06:48:26] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:53:28 towards level 81.
[07/08/15 19:29:22] kork [85/369] has come upon mthw [548/656] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:59:25 is added to kork's clock.
[07/09/15 18:23:07] kork [346/369] has come upon allo [195/769] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 05:59:50 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/09/15 19:15:03] Evanna [199/343] has challenged kork [299/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Evanna's clock.
[07/10/15 10:12:18] kork [323/369] has challenged tiwake [292/956] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:42:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/10/15 15:34:37] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:33:21 towards level 81.
[07/11/15 16:26:06] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:42 towards level 81.
[07/13/15 23:02:46] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:21:19 from level 81.
[07/15/15 20:21:15] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:54:27 towards level 81.
[07/16/15 10:40:46] woonack, filinep, and Haquer [309/1597] have team battled Beavis, merx, and kork [1353/1684] and lost! 0 days, 16:42:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 03:14:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 14 days, 21:00:40 toward level 81.
[07/20/15 07:38:24] kork [190/369] has challenged Asara [307/780] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:28:08 is added to kork's clock.
[07/21/15 08:25:01] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:52:25 towards level 81.
[07/23/15 00:06:14] Doctor, darkmage, and kork [884/1840] have team battled sjums_the_great, godog, and CornFly [575/2068] and won! 1 day, 13:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/15 01:16:39] Robmanx [41/186] has challenged kork [259/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Robmanx's clock.
[07/24/15 15:28:14] kork [286/369] has come upon Toagac [227/701] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:36:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/24/15 18:14:11] Cameron_D [577/1053] has come upon kork [211/369] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:35:33 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/25/15 03:26:19] pixelate, merryfett, and idisjunction [1571/1959] have team battled IdleMaster, hannesenator, and kork [394/1220] and won! 0 days, 04:35:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/15 14:38:17] kork [126/369] has come upon m0rph [189/310] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:25:38 is added to kork's clock.
[07/25/15 23:12:41] kork [137/369] has come upon a1291762 [595/716] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:51:43 is added to kork's clock.
[07/26/15 17:21:50] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:30:51 from level 81.
[07/28/15 03:51:35] gravis, Virtual, and gipyelrah [1010/2713] have team battled kork, ChasedSpade, and XJR-9 [79/1667] and won! 0 days, 11:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 06:01:17] Cameron_D [977/1053] has come upon kork [27/369] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:05:39 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/31/15 12:01:47] sjefen6, bl4ckscor3, and kork [1122/1335] have team battled Gatewayy, suterismus, and csssuf [1407/2372] and lost! 5 days, 04:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 16:19:22] Misza [791/927] has challenged kork [40/369] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:18:53 is removed from Misza's clock.
[08/02/15 01:12:39] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:31:07 towards level 81.
[08/02/15 10:46:11] kork [52/369] has come upon m0shbear [344/827] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:15:23 is added to kork's clock.
[08/03/15 10:21:26] kork [289/369] has come upon mthw [295/656] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:37:51 is added to kork's clock.
[08/03/15 11:31:51] Str1ngS, SchrodingersScat, honkybonky, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/15 11:43:48] kork [7/369] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [62/520] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:27:55 is added to kork's clock.
[08/03/15 23:12:30] kork, TauPan, and MJ94 [993/1214] have team battled hazelnut, discopig, and sjums_the_great [303/1497] and won! 0 days, 13:23:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/15 00:07:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 06:01:07 toward level 81.
[08/04/15 04:56:23] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:31:43 towards level 81.
[08/04/15 12:11:54] kork [303/369] has come upon tmberg [616/882] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:46:28 is added to kork's clock.
[08/06/15 01:41:01] kork [18/369] has come upon blizgerg [324/973] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:06:49 is added to kork's clock.
[08/06/15 12:10:18] pants [342/457] has challenged kork [130/369] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:18:32 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/07/15 17:50:29] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:45:00 towards level 81.
[08/07/15 20:49:36] Oooooog [96/376] has come upon kork [100/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:14 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[08/08/15 10:46:41] bendem, kenyon, daemoneye, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/15 13:00:23] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:52:13 towards level 81.
[08/08/15 23:31:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 26 days, 19:34:31 toward level 81.
[08/10/15 10:03:32] hazelnut [47/410] has come upon kork [160/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:27:49 is added to hazelnut's clock.
[08/11/15 10:57:56] hannesenator, MadHatter, and ChiefRA [360/1452] have team battled Darky, MJ94, and kork [644/1616] and lost! 1 day, 00:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 00:04:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 11 days, 02:15:50 toward level 81.
[08/12/15 19:11:28] kork [153/369] has challenged vrillusions [210/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:35 is added to kork's clock.
[08/14/15 22:35:08] kork, nitzer, and bogdan [1471/1622] have team battled fattrat, tangerine, and Bkid [1632/1641] and lost! 1 day, 22:12:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/15 01:50:21] rharwood and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/15 04:42:24] kork [22/369] has come upon bendem [23/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:30:18 is added to kork's clock.
[08/15/15 10:32:43] Gorgon [333/433] has challenged kork [181/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:18 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[08/16/15 01:51:08] Darky [351/673] has come upon kork [360/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:34:38 is added to Darky's clock.
[08/16/15 02:26:01] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 14:17:57] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:56 from level 81.
[08/18/15 22:13:06] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:50:50 towards level 81.
[08/19/15 11:51:29] idisjunction, kork, and keeper_c [57/2449] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, unicron, and sjefen6 [130/1543] and lost! 3 days, 13:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 01:12:42] RBecker and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/15 06:08:11] kork [149/369] has challenged Nayru [7/465] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:04:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/22/15 05:40:12] kork [363/369] has come upon archlich [541/552] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:18:25 is added to kork's clock.
[08/23/15 07:00:46] nfsnobody, pfoley, and nikoJ [1531/2024] have team battled kork, Tesla, and ElectRo [521/2290] and won! 1 day, 03:07:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/15 07:20:22] mwheeler [113/202] has challenged kork [243/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to mwheeler's clock.
[08/24/15 01:08:41] Loquatious [28/267] has challenged kork [37/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[08/27/15 16:27:51] ajhgfa and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/15 21:38:05] kork left his weapon out in the rain to rust! kork's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/15 06:28:29] sjefen6 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/15 23:19:06] spiffytech, abra0, and kenyon [469/2806] have team battled strugart, kork, and brendan [1367/1953] and lost! 0 days, 12:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/15 12:12:17] grant050 [19/405] has challenged kork [146/349] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to grant050's clock.
[08/30/15 00:27:15] kork [92/349] has challenged greycat [885/891] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:29:06 is added to kork's clock.
[08/30/15 23:33:25] Soappy, vegadark, and Ttech [26/3011] have team battled L235, kork, and noother [792/1775] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/15 07:58:15] Soappy [622/1087] has challenged kork [341/349] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[09/01/15 01:17:43] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:32:16 towards level 81.
[09/01/15 12:17:58] pixelate [338/516] has come upon kork [335/349] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:10:23 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[09/01/15 16:07:59] kork [303/349] has come upon Lilian [239/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:46:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/02/15 06:04:57] Heisenberg, mwheeler, and Adar [1046/1371] have team battled kork, merx, and neurospex [273/1902] and won! 0 days, 02:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 13:20:03] lipek, kork, and Midsandhighs [257/1860] have team battled Crazycatlady, Mirc0p, and sbp [710/1584] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/15 16:37:13] aowsenek [191/293] has challenged kork [164/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from aowsenek's clock.
[09/04/15 13:05:10] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:36:19 towards level 81.
[09/04/15 16:49:44] kork [46/349] has come upon Satoshi [499/854] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:10:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/04/15 18:20:03] dxrt [118/951] has challenged kork [91/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:34:15 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[09/04/15 19:03:00] mwhahaha, ruan, and nitzer [958/1690] have team battled kork, prime, and Haquer [1049/1292] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/15 21:37:14] dwfreed and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 02:58:22] yasdorian and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 05:40:38] kork, ruan, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1289/1821] have team battled godog, yano, and prattmic [1213/2162] and won! 2 days, 10:18:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 06:09:38] niko [42/194] has challenged kork [6/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from niko's clock.
[09/05/15 12:16:32] merx [318/533] has challenged kork [267/349] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from merx's clock.
[09/05/15 13:27:24] kork [18/349] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [207/1012] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:37:35 is added to kork's clock.
[09/05/15 20:30:05] nitzer [723/724] has challenged kork [190/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:03:53 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[09/05/15 23:22:05] kenyon, kork, and Nayru [682/2054] have team battled sbp, Jareeta, and redlegion [1877/2240] and lost! 1 day, 08:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/15 16:59:20] c0nducktr [22/156] has challenged kork [279/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to c0nducktr's clock.
[09/08/15 21:58:55] Robmanx [219/490] has challenged kork [273/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:55:46 is added to Robmanx's clock.
[09/08/15 22:54:26] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/15 23:39:02] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:12 towards level 81.
[09/10/15 03:43:04] kork [204/349] has come upon Lemelisk [625/656] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:43:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/10/15 21:40:08] Akiyuki [44/559] has come upon kork [54/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:55:34 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[09/11/15 03:23:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 17:24:14 from level 81.
[09/11/15 05:03:10] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:09 towards level 81.
[09/11/15 11:00:56] XJR-9, Furry, and Virtual [1027/2329] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Chuck, and kork [773/1230] and won! 1 day, 21:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/15 12:23:23] kork [185/349] has challenged Killerkid [295/536] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:45:26 is added to kork's clock.
[09/12/15 03:57:32] soltys, ajhgfa, and r00f [1261/1591] have team battled MJ94, kork, and Doctor [1718/2038] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/15 07:01:54] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:00:08 towards level 81.
[09/12/15 07:30:47] Ladon [500/775] has challenged kork [1/349] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:11:57 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[09/12/15 13:49:31] kork and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 20:44:56] identd and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 20:47:51] kork [338/349] has come upon Sir_Lemming [311/531] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:40:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/14/15 02:25:20] kork [256/349] has come upon SirMonkeybox [577/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:19:31 is added to kork's clock.
[09/15/15 08:47:05] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/15 18:07:11] Cenhinen [316/563] has come upon kork [247/352] and taken them in combat! 39 days, 19:25:03 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[09/17/15 13:50:41] Xyrael [0/246] has challenged kork [122/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[09/19/15 12:33:45] kork, icxcnika, and fattrat [312/1421] have team battled woonack, cirdan, and ekaron [839/1699] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/15 20:41:57] Lowbow [369/376] has challenged kork [14/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:31:39 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[09/20/15 23:50:58] NezumiRyu [243/544] has challenged kork [118/352] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:17:55 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[09/21/15 07:53:45] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:56:14 from level 81.
[09/21/15 18:43:11] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/15 21:56:23] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/15 20:32:35] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:32:04 towards level 81.
[09/23/15 21:14:41] vegadark [347/562] has challenged kork [129/352] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:21:30 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/24/15 11:06:11] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:06:39 towards level 81.
[09/25/15 08:03:17] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:20:31 towards level 81.
[09/25/15 11:51:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 16:38:05 from level 81.
[09/26/15 14:44:22] cirdan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 16:36:41] zokko [12/97] has challenged kork [40/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to zokko's clock.
[09/27/15 03:59:35] rharwood and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 08:42:46] Boohbah [298/607] has challenged kork [203/352] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:59:59 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[09/27/15 11:16:38] Chwastopylos, kork, and SynthesizerPatel [703/1396] have team battled h00k, icxcnika, and Hydrogenum [1536/2299] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 21:58:10] Brainiac, mwhahaha, and kork [776/1559] have team battled splinny, ElectRo, and gazarsgo [650/2478] and won! 1 day, 16:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 23:21:24] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:38 towards level 81.
[09/28/15 23:56:15] kork [167/352] has challenged ekaron [66/321] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:22:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/29/15 09:13:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 11 days, 19:47:00 toward level 81.
[09/29/15 10:35:24] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:12 towards level 81.
[09/30/15 02:49:06] kork [3/352] has come upon rharwood [209/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:41:26 is added to kork's clock.
[09/30/15 21:12:43] kork [10/352] has come upon vrillusions [968/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:32:48 is added to kork's clock.
[10/02/15 00:09:51] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:23:56 from level 81.
[10/02/15 11:11:16] VoidFox, kork, and zokko [515/1193] have team battled Pici, suterismus, and Heisenberg [881/2481] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 15:51:00] BURUT [295/324] has come upon kork [205/352] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:22:04 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[10/03/15 17:16:52] roy [233/306] has challenged kork [327/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to roy's clock.
[10/03/15 19:54:28] kork, Andries, and CornFly [271/1877] have team battled MetaNova, Misza, and Milquetoast [943/2237] and lost! 4 days, 01:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 00:30:24] Heisenberg, fattrat, and Str1ngS [34/1794] have team battled yano, iynque, and kork [1255/1379] and lost! 3 days, 02:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/15 15:09:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 5 days, 13:46:52 toward level 81.
[10/07/15 17:42:37] Furry and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 10:11:48] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:36 towards level 81.
[10/10/15 05:31:04] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:02 towards level 81.
[10/10/15 12:31:09] kork [323/352] has challenged Andries [417/523] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:56:59 is added to kork's clock.
[10/10/15 15:43:53] kork [300/352] has come upon SchrodingersScat [131/393] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:12:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/11/15 20:58:35] argus, identd, and Gatewayy [1388/1847] have team battled kensington, kork, and Ravioli [558/1178] and won! 1 day, 01:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 10:19:29] Globalirc [87/147] has challenged kork [222/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[10/16/15 18:27:10] Oooooog [19/438] has challenged kork [98/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:34:50 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[10/17/15 15:37:10] nfsnobody, sasaniak, and andoruh [1359/1678] have team battled kork, yasdorian, and Sir_Lemming [1133/1570] and won! 0 days, 08:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 15:18:44] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:25:18 from level 81.
[10/19/15 06:53:26] kork slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/15 18:34:28] Mateusz, clonak, and kork [640/1648] have team battled BronyDee, shandor, and CornFly [704/2103] and lost! 1 day, 17:25:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 01:04:43] elf, Zos, and Agent86 [1477/1734] have team battled kork, Oooooog, and charitwo [561/1314] and won! 0 days, 05:13:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/15 23:14:28] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:32 towards level 81.
[10/21/15 06:38:13] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:39 towards level 81.
[10/21/15 08:28:38] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:05:39 from level 81.
[10/21/15 09:10:55] kork [116/350] has challenged Eiam [157/345] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:36:13 is added to kork's clock.
[10/21/15 11:33:43] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:58:29 towards level 81.
[10/23/15 10:35:56] Bkid and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/15 15:46:20] jdb [22/80] has challenged kork [5/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:46 is removed from jdb's clock.
[10/23/15 16:09:13] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:35:45 from level 81.
[10/23/15 23:34:24] kork [260/350] has challenged MadHatter [467/499] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:16:21 is added to kork's clock.
[10/24/15 14:40:26] kork [249/350] has come upon zid [715/794] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:53:16 is added to kork's clock.
[10/24/15 20:38:05] kork, pixelate, and bendem [156/1395] have team battled damyan, he1kki, and fattrat [8/1731] and won! 1 day, 00:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 08:08:33] vegadark, charitwo, and kork [804/1442] have team battled hannesenator, Cenhinen, and MadHatter [1420/1616] and lost! 1 day, 15:38:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/15 10:09:11] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:17:40 from level 81.
[10/25/15 22:21:21] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:43:03 towards level 81.
[10/26/15 02:51:33] Jguy [6/96] has challenged kork [154/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Jguy's clock.
[10/26/15 20:22:46] sedrik [642/768] has come upon kork [222/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:27 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[10/26/15 23:02:04] kork [53/350] has challenged Xyrael [416/543] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:08:03 is added to kork's clock.
[10/28/15 21:27:38] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:02:58 towards level 81.
[10/29/15 00:05:09] shah [79/203] has challenged kork [209/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to shah's clock.
[10/29/15 02:29:53] FakeWizard [21/274] has challenged kork [204/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/29/15 10:09:58] Ggoes [124/155] has challenged kork [145/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[10/29/15 11:59:24] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/15 08:25:37] kork [69/350] has come upon dwfreed [205/438] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:23:59 is added to kork's clock.
[10/31/15 19:34:42] Jguy, kork, and simple [883/1315] have team battled Asara, VoidFox, and XVar [914/1907] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/15 05:50:45] ChiefRA and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 10:46:57] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:08:03 from level 81.
[11/03/15 17:27:28] clonak, SynthesizerPatel, and vox [1827/1957] have team battled iamzim, fattrat, and kork [1281/1556] and won! 0 days, 00:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/15 11:00:57] r00f, Doctor, and kork [206/1906] have team battled brendan, allo, and Tesla [1360/2027] and lost! 2 days, 06:59:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/15 17:35:30] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:34:40 towards level 81.
[11/06/15 06:55:27] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:18:23 from level 81.
[11/07/15 23:22:39] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:33:15 from level 81.
[11/09/15 04:53:20] Evrial, iynque, and kork [925/1229] have team battled Ggoes, dindinx, and Jareeta [1608/2048] and lost! 1 day, 03:32:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 00:39:35] yasdorian, Hydrogenum, and lipek [1277/2356] have team battled kork, BURUT, and Kazanir [135/1106] and won! 1 day, 16:50:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 17:39:24] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:22:14 from level 81.
[11/11/15 00:48:18] kork [285/350] has challenged Ironhoof [70/319] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:13:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/11/15 04:04:47] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:51:16 towards level 81.
[11/13/15 01:37:53] ruan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/15 21:13:23] kork [150/350] has challenged aucg [251/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:18:28 is added to kork's clock.
[11/15/15 09:43:42] kork [74/350] has come upon zankore [315/516] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:25:54 is added to kork's clock.
[11/16/15 05:52:27] Isolation [219/240] has challenged kork [317/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Isolation's clock.
[11/16/15 22:29:54] kork [52/350] has challenged vegadark [183/545] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:26:03 is added to kork's clock.
[11/17/15 04:18:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 52 days, 07:14:33 toward level 81.
[11/17/15 18:57:53] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:17 towards level 81.
[11/18/15 01:59:37] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 12:17:22] kork, eva42, and SpaceKookie [648/1490] have team battled Heisenberg, freeboson, and SynthesizerPatel [333/2124] and won! 0 days, 04:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 20:42:05] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:32 towards level 81.
[11/19/15 15:04:05] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:50 towards level 81.
[11/19/15 20:16:41] lutoma [461/588] has challenged kork [81/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from lutoma's clock.
[11/20/15 14:52:57] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:55 towards level 81.
[11/20/15 18:17:36] AWildColin and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/15 21:02:01] astropoint [436/617] has challenged kork [245/350] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:23:41 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[11/20/15 21:28:47] elf, Plasmastar, kork, and FakeWizard have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/15 08:46:27] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:55 towards level 81.
[11/21/15 11:27:39] kork [258/350] has come upon sjefen6 [162/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:59:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/21/15 16:57:45] kork [296/350] has come upon iViLe [628/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:24:20 is added to kork's clock.
[11/26/15 05:26:08] kork [330/350] has come upon brendan [16/996] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:17:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/27/15 15:24:14] kork [127/350] has come upon MrGlass [149/340] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:48 is added to kork's clock.
[11/28/15 04:06:37] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:54:28 from level 81.
[11/29/15 09:28:23] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:19 towards level 81.
[11/29/15 15:28:31] kork, fraq, and Arch-TK [540/1204] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theemstra, and XenGi [804/2072] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/15 02:43:58] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:51 from level 81.
[11/30/15 07:28:12] Misza [287/990] has come upon kork [155/350] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:51:44 is removed from Misza's clock.
[12/01/15 17:39:29] kork [76/350] has come upon Crazycatlady [38/411] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:22:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/02/15 09:49:03] woonack [436/646] has challenged kork [212/350] in combat and won! 22 days, 00:19:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/03/15 03:29:53] iynque and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 10:30:08] DesertStorm [2/11] has challenged kork [134/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to DesertStorm's clock.
[12/03/15 22:08:36] theemstra, Agent86, and bendem [1223/1637] have team battled kork, yano, and Nofew [1335/2096] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 00:00:34] SchrodingersScat, darkmage, and kork [14/1636] have team battled VoidFox, Nofew, and honkybonky [1116/2361] and lost! 1 day, 16:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 02:31:11] arlen [627/741] has challenged kork [206/350] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:40:24 is removed from arlen's clock.
[12/06/15 00:25:26] kork [5/350] has come upon BURUT [398/547] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:07:06 is added to kork's clock.
[12/06/15 04:23:46] kork [62/350] has challenged theemstra [215/476] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:24:15 is added to kork's clock.
[12/06/15 04:57:05] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:50:24 from level 81.
[12/06/15 14:04:30] kork, anal0g, and gipyelrah [641/1881] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, m0shbear, and NightRabbit [375/2101] and won! 0 days, 05:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 13:29:17] kork [111/350] has come upon Sir_Lemming [192/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:19:25 is added to kork's clock.
[12/12/15 00:52:54] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/15 03:01:59] kork and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 05:26:26] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:51:17 towards level 81.
[12/13/15 05:29:30] BURUT, Lemelisk, and 0rion [890/1859] have team battled Avon, kork, and Lowbow [1532/1874] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/15 07:29:36] Nic [30/123] has challenged kork [305/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to Nic's clock.
[12/14/15 06:05:56] kork, Samus, and Zero [1423/1555] have team battled grant050, Kable, and kenyon [1747/2638] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 02:27:37] tiwake, Mateusz, and belugawhale [519/2208] have team battled Totengeist, bl4ckscor3, and kork [694/1693] and lost! 0 days, 07:45:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 06:49:26] Avon [423/1110] has challenged kork [132/353] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:06:21 is removed from Avon's clock.
[12/15/15 08:31:14] reveal and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 18:54:20] Brom [377/666] has challenged kork [76/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:07 is removed from Brom's clock.
[12/17/15 03:07:05] kork [350/353] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [208/968] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:53:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/18/15 01:56:32] Kered [5/8] has challenged kork [177/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Kered's clock.
[12/19/15 05:45:32] SmOkE_RU and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 14:43:38] Diitto, kork, and Petri [807/1643] have team battled pfoley, Milquetoast, and Agent86 [157/2155] and won! 0 days, 05:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 23:34:44] kork [33/353] has challenged theemstra [301/476] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:14:25 is added to kork's clock.
[12/20/15 09:14:13] Xyrael, Killerkid, and MrGlass [1698/1869] have team battled kork, FrodoTheHobbit, and nitzer [1463/2092] and won! 0 days, 01:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 16:37:54] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 17:20:24] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:37 towards level 81.
[12/29/15 23:54:52] kork [84/353] has come upon Heisenberg [376/641] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:52:16 is added to kork's clock.
[12/30/15 13:48:48] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:55 towards level 81.
[01/01/16 02:06:45] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 11:35:11] kork [281/353] has challenged Diitto [487/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:22:32 is added to kork's clock.
[01/02/16 19:47:37] kork [67/353] has challenged ChasedSpade [59/643] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:02:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/03/16 04:42:57] kork [254/353] has come upon sjums_the_great [160/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:10:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/03/16 15:47:16] Boohbah, Firien, and yano [978/1780] have team battled holloway, Cypher, and kork [363/1615] and won! 0 days, 20:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/16 00:30:44] kork got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:40:43 from level 81.
[01/06/16 08:13:07] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:52 towards level 81.
[01/06/16 23:23:02] charitwo, Sir_Lemming, and Simie [461/1949] have team battled Firien, kork, and bendem [571/1385] and lost! 5 days, 08:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/16 00:26:09] kork [280/353] has come upon grooverider [539/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:25 is added to kork's clock.
[01/08/16 12:47:39] AboveTheSky, lipek, and fattrat [1376/2292] have team battled andoruh, RistoUuranmaki, and kork [758/1263] and won! 0 days, 05:41:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 16:33:48] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/09/16 11:16:58] kork, SpaceKookie, and Pogor [483/1010] have team battled TauPan, 0rion, and darkmage [1127/1557] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/16 23:01:43] h00k [819/954] has challenged kork [281/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:23:48 is removed from h00k's clock.
[01/11/16 00:41:10] kork sharpened the edge of his weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/16 12:49:31] kork [275/368] has come upon Boohbah [486/619] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:47:16 is added to kork's clock.
[01/11/16 23:04:00] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:40 towards level 81.
[01/12/16 04:53:14] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:30 towards level 81.
[01/12/16 07:54:51] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:21:17 from level 81.
[01/12/16 15:35:27] kork [26/368] has come upon grimsdottir [296/365] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:35:52 is added to kork's clock.
[01/12/16 21:44:06] kork [300/368] has come upon kier [212/485] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:32:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/13/16 21:14:17] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:27 towards level 81.
[01/14/16 01:38:39] JeDaYoshi and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/16 09:47:59] MJ94 [622/848] has come upon kork [59/368] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:14:18 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/14/16 19:43:59] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:22:04 towards level 81.
[01/14/16 20:57:03] Onceuponaban [330/365] has challenged kork [354/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Onceuponaban's clock.
[01/15/16 04:08:27] JeDaYoshi, tspange, and kork [237/996] have team battled hannesenator, prattmic, and sasaniak [1448/2143] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 13:01:46] kork [333/368] has come upon yano [157/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:13:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/15/16 17:45:25] kork [317/407] has challenged splinny [104/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:31:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/15/16 19:04:26] HeavyPodda [71/559] has come upon kork [69/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:34 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/17/16 03:15:40] Zaratustra, woonack, kork, and Chuck have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/16 13:01:51] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/16 22:07:13] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:37 towards level 81.
[01/18/16 14:37:45] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 18:53:21] kork [109/407] has come upon Boohbah [211/882] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:57:17 is added to kork's clock.
[01/19/16 22:20:21] reim [516/643] has come upon kork [124/407] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:43:59 is removed from reim's clock.
[01/20/16 11:47:20] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:35 from level 81.
[01/20/16 17:33:22] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:16 towards level 81.
[01/21/16 00:32:56] astropoint [169/617] has challenged kork [222/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/22/16 17:14:51] Lios [19/145] has challenged kork [8/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:08 is removed from Lios's clock.
[01/25/16 10:37:39] rharwood and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/16 22:43:17] kork, h00k, and Boohbah [198/2031] have team battled KyloRen, reim, and tmberg [1088/2172] and lost! 0 days, 14:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 05:19:53] kork [349/407] has challenged Darky [302/783] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:35:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/26/16 08:36:32] kork and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/16 10:46:19] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/16 23:29:59] identd, keepermurf, Lenny, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/16 02:28:05] mthw [476/614] has challenged kork [275/407] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:13:43 is removed from mthw's clock.
[01/28/16 23:15:42] kork [289/407] has come upon grant050 [26/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:16:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/29/16 21:53:31] kork [359/407] has challenged KeboDK [69/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:21:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/29/16 23:54:16] damyan [16/772] has challenged kork [226/407] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:59:05 is added to damyan's clock.
[01/30/16 06:12:50] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/16 19:51:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 17:54:11 toward level 81.
[01/31/16 01:01:07] MJ94 [303/610] has come upon kork [298/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:13 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/31/16 02:50:02] NoodleCake and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 12:05:26] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:20 towards level 81.
[01/31/16 16:21:19] Thrayden and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 20:11:09] identd [137/654] has challenged kork [148/410] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:47:52 is added to identd's clock.
[02/01/16 02:47:11] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:01 towards level 81.
[02/01/16 06:12:40] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:34 towards level 81.
[02/02/16 12:44:59] kork [275/410] has come upon davidfg4 [197/1046] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:55:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/02/16 20:32:04] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:16 towards level 81.
[02/03/16 21:50:25] kork [384/410] has come upon argus [68/698] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:13:33 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/05/16 00:21:18] ville, Plasmastar, and kork [1270/1387] have team battled blind, JeDaYoshi, and grant050 [22/1601] and won! 0 days, 20:52:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 06:18:38] kork [255/414] has challenged tmberg [153/867] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:52:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/09/16 04:53:27] ConSi [304/355] has challenged kork [191/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from ConSi's clock.
[02/09/16 04:53:27] ConSi has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:23:12 is added to kork's clock.
[02/09/16 08:49:17] IdleMaster, kork, and petrichor [1338/1414] have team battled Glorfindel, aucg, and ConSi [1568/1855] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/16 10:09:21] kork [130/414] has come upon cirdan [696/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:16:58 is added to kork's clock.
[02/10/16 20:55:41] kork [211/414] has come upon XJR-9 [430/635] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:59:57 is added to kork's clock.
[02/10/16 21:06:20] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:22:40 towards level 81.
[02/11/16 00:11:12] MJ94, kork, and godog [929/1829] have team battled theemstra, AngryParsley, and Gmane [1114/1729] and lost! 1 day, 15:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 17:42:45] D-NICE [85/811] has challenged kork [49/414] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from D-NICE's clock.
[02/12/16 02:52:56] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:55 towards level 81.
[02/12/16 04:47:22] ville, jenksy, and Flarins [696/1670] have team battled Thrayden, iViLe, and kork [941/1684] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/16 22:50:58] Keima [63/71] has challenged kork [353/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Keima's clock.
[02/13/16 00:20:11] kork [18/414] has challenged Furry [502/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:49:25 is added to kork's clock.
[02/13/16 23:24:15] Heisenberg [325/644] has challenged kork [74/414] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[02/13/16 23:55:18] Andries and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 18:54:00] sjefen6 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/16 04:51:23] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:50:03 towards level 81.
[02/15/16 17:25:59] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:03 towards level 81.
[02/15/16 21:44:56] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:01 towards level 81.
[02/16/16 17:16:14] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:13 towards level 81.
[02/17/16 22:05:45] kork, FrodoTheHobbit, and Thrayden [1089/1751] have team battled Satoshi, Heisenberg, and Ironhoof [992/1967] and won! 0 days, 08:36:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 01:23:32] Crazycatlady and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/16 03:16:02] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:12 towards level 81.
[02/19/16 10:59:23] Brom, kork, and woonack [394/1615] have team battled Gizmokid2005, GilbertErik, and Chuck [0/1645] and won! 2 days, 15:07:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/16 21:57:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 15:26:18 toward level 81.
[02/19/16 23:20:46] kork [260/414] has come upon r00f [751/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:59 is added to kork's clock.
[02/20/16 01:38:03] kork [123/414] has come upon Asara [288/811] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:51:26 is added to kork's clock.
[02/20/16 10:27:44] pipework, kork, and Xyrael [250/1678] have team battled theemstra, idisjunction, and Jareeta [1489/2407] and lost! 0 days, 16:44:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/16 22:50:38] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:49 towards level 81.
[02/21/16 03:32:18] kork [355/414] has challenged fattrat [246/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:06:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/21/16 17:26:54] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:46 towards level 81.
[02/22/16 15:23:37] pipework and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/16 07:53:05] Lemelisk [1050/1081] has challenged kork [363/414] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:29:29 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/23/16 12:54:45] kork [383/414] has challenged charitwo [90/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/23/16 22:01:34] kork [125/414] has come upon damyan [378/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:59 is added to kork's clock.
[02/24/16 04:04:41] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:21 from level 81.
[02/24/16 12:54:44] kork [291/414] has challenged rxcomm [226/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/25/16 06:01:20] bl4ckscor3 [312/501] has challenged kork [199/414] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:19:55 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[02/25/16 07:31:39] pfoley, damyan, and Sir_Lemming [1377/1934] have team battled kork, Oooooog, and sasaniak [517/1565] and won! 1 day, 07:41:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 10:18:01] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 11:52:33] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:39 from level 81.
[02/26/16 20:28:44] charitwo, Brom, and kenyon [1814/2497] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, kork, and Misza [189/1804] and won! 2 days, 03:39:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 06:11:27] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:02 from level 81.
[02/27/16 06:54:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:50:31 from level 81.
[02/28/16 17:18:25] kork [317/414] has come upon Bill_Cosby [20/22] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:28:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/01/16 23:43:36] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:53:23 from level 81.
[03/02/16 08:54:36] kork [178/414] has challenged vrillusions [277/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:54:44 is added to kork's clock.
[03/02/16 17:48:36] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/16 20:58:59] MJ94 [530/746] has challenged kork [395/414] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:44:51 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/04/16 15:49:59] Mateusz, SirMonkeybox, and Groot [47/1742] have team battled kork, jenksy, and MetaNova [1143/1633] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 01:14:05] Crazypedia [199/257] has challenged kork [391/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Crazypedia's clock.
[03/05/16 06:34:13] kusuriya and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 10:38:26] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:21:10 from level 81.
[03/06/16 17:15:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 14 days, 02:50:00 toward level 81.
[03/07/16 06:13:57] nitzer, theemstra, and idisjunction [1014/2121] have team battled kork, Gatewayy, and PinkiePie [1097/1867] and lost! 1 day, 03:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 17:55:15] Taylor_Swift-has [2/8] has challenged kork [368/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Taylor_Swift-has's clock.
[03/07/16 22:47:29] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:56 towards level 81.
[03/08/16 19:27:12] kork [139/414] has come upon reim [132/643] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:45:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/09/16 19:55:51] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:40 towards level 81.
[03/10/16 07:21:05] kork [326/414] has challenged MontyZuma [291/953] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/10/16 14:04:23] Frogging101, astropoint, and Cameron_D [1536/2084] have team battled Schrodinger, kork, and jenksy [1150/1599] and won! 2 days, 16:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/16 16:33:00] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:33 towards level 81.
[03/11/16 18:39:31] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:51 towards level 81.
[03/12/16 12:44:12] brycec [85/359] has challenged kork [284/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to brycec's clock.
[03/13/16 18:41:11] kork [1/414] has come upon PinkiePie [263/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:57:54 is added to kork's clock.
[03/13/16 19:40:03] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:22 towards level 81.
[03/13/16 20:16:26] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:47:48 from level 81.
[03/13/16 21:05:19] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:40 towards level 81.
[03/14/16 14:40:31] kork [72/414] has come upon MollyMalone [61/159] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:11:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/14/16 14:40:31] kork has dealt MollyMalone a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:46 is added to MollyMalone's clock.
[03/14/16 17:39:37] echeese [126/347] has challenged kork [123/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from echeese's clock.
[03/14/16 20:28:11] Chuck, Milquetoast, and FakeWizard [1123/1934] have team battled soltys, kork, and CornFly [402/1976] and won! 0 days, 02:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 09:04:12] Darky [180/789] has challenged kork [267/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:56:19 is added to Darky's clock.
[03/16/16 00:25:07] damyan, Birdbones, and kork [2055/2169] have team battled n0mad, PinkiePie, and Totengeist [755/1873] and won! 0 days, 23:49:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 00:52:41] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:53:01 from level 81.
[03/16/16 01:41:06] kork [356/414] has come upon MetaNova [389/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:03:44 is added to kork's clock.
[03/24/16 20:46:16] Natedog [26/33] has challenged kork [93/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Natedog's clock.
[03/25/16 19:07:03] kork [176/419] has come upon damyan [556/776] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:22:57 is added to kork's clock.
[03/25/16 21:02:06] PinkiePie [575/578] has challenged kork [206/419] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[03/26/16 22:29:59] Sirius [41/46] has challenged kork [158/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Sirius's clock.
[03/27/16 01:06:18] Sirius [58/66] has challenged kork [120/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Sirius's clock.
[03/28/16 00:38:51] Crazypedia [94/378] has come upon kork [22/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:01 is removed from Crazypedia's clock.
[03/28/16 12:42:05] Antutuuuuu, tiwake, and Cenhinen [1064/2070] have team battled Firien, tmberg, and kork [1852/1876] and lost! 1 day, 13:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/16 01:55:47] kork [34/419] has come upon ville [492/620] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:01:15 is added to kork's clock.
[03/29/16 07:44:22] kork [13/419] has come upon Xyrael [120/808] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:16:09 is added to kork's clock.
[03/29/16 14:39:26] SudoKing and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/16 13:58:05] freeboson, MadMan, and prime [1050/1771] have team battled kork, desspugne, and gabriel [355/2258] and won! 0 days, 03:36:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/16 16:32:25] kork, zokko, and ChasedSpade [806/1606] have team battled irix, alexj, and MadMan [1612/2156] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/16 09:10:26] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:16:16 towards level 81.
[04/02/16 09:12:15] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:18 towards level 81.
[04/02/16 13:59:22] kork [123/419] has come upon robox [433/571] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:05:18 is added to kork's clock.
[04/15/16 06:51:34] Zye, m0shbear, and honkybonky [1282/1588] have team battled jenksy, vegadark, and kork [294/1535] and won! 0 days, 05:52:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/16 11:48:36] Evrial [545/663] has come upon kork [141/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:24 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[04/16/16 17:21:39] Globalirc [509/627] has challenged kork [297/419] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:09:36 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/16/16 20:07:21] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:58:24 towards level 81.
[04/17/16 00:24:02] honkybonky [447/731] has challenged kork [198/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:41 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[04/17/16 08:27:11] kork [310/419] has challenged Kable [44/824] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:24:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/18/16 05:34:49] kusuriya [467/585] has challenged kork [346/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:40:46 is removed from kusuriya's clock.
[04/19/16 14:08:49] Friedolin [46/153] has challenged kork [118/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Friedolin's clock.
[04/20/16 09:19:13] mecorx [61/65] has challenged kork [39/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:52 is removed from mecorx's clock.
[04/20/16 11:54:08] kork [136/419] has challenged damyan [635/788] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:13:23 is added to kork's clock.
[04/25/16 13:37:44] kork [88/419] has challenged Pascal [470/586] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:43:52 is added to kork's clock.
[04/25/16 16:48:05] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:28:49 from level 81.
[04/26/16 09:06:08] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:37:31 towards level 81.
[04/26/16 16:46:11] arlen, kork, and KeboDK [130/2226] have team battled TheVoid, Aramil, and bheesham [466/973] and lost! 2 days, 05:35:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 05:52:13] kork [267/419] has challenged vrillusions [302/990] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:23:44 is added to kork's clock.
[04/29/16 00:13:53] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 20:09:44 from level 81.
[04/29/16 17:14:27] Majak, Firien, and Ironhoof [775/1699] have team battled roy, Regnor, and kork [602/1851] and won! 2 days, 15:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 16:16:53] kork [52/419] has come upon TauPan [303/304] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 04:16:45 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/16 00:59:48] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 08:28:35 from level 81.
[05/03/16 15:11:44] Cameron_D, Sixbierehomme, and Evrial [1945/2472] have team battled Heisenberg, babilen, and kork [811/1848] and won! 1 day, 03:57:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 01:06:15] sjums_the_great and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 05:20:54] kork [94/419] has come upon m0shbear [239/621] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 11:48:52 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/16 08:50:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 66 days, 09:43:28 toward level 81.
[05/05/16 09:16:32] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:32:18 towards level 81.
[05/05/16 15:12:04] freeboson [382/589] has come upon kork [194/419] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:25:41 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/05/16 16:00:00] Zoddo [152/337] has challenged kork [359/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[05/06/16 19:44:34] everbrew [33/398] has challenged kork [293/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to everbrew's clock.
[05/08/16 06:12:37] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:23:01 towards level 81.
[05/08/16 12:31:09] Schrodinger and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 18:15:35] elf [35/925] has come upon kork [134/423] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:33:29 is added to elf's clock.
[05/09/16 00:43:37] kork [195/423] has challenged sjefen6 [16/331] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:40:07 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/09/16 01:43:59] CornFly [736/952] has challenged kork [229/423] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:26:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/11/16 04:52:51] wvlf [22/574] has come upon kork [100/423] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:40 is added to wvlf's clock.
[05/12/16 06:05:01] kork [53/423] has come upon holloway [21/496] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:19:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/12/16 07:00:43] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:13:46 towards level 81.
[05/14/16 07:07:58] kork [107/423] has come upon Ggoes [53/402] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:25:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/14/16 16:35:12] kork and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 02:52:55] kork [117/423] has challenged charitwo [124/551] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:47:04 is added to kork's clock.
[05/16/16 15:53:00] Herb_Tarlek, kenyon, and Pici [2010/2428] have team battled kork, IndigoTiger, and pants [733/1300] and won! 0 days, 00:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 21:40:52] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:23:46 towards level 81.
[05/17/16 08:22:09] tspange [446/746] has challenged kork [11/429] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from tspange's clock.
[05/17/16 09:20:02] idisjunction, Heisenberg, Regnor, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/16 14:25:40] vrillusions, identd, and kork [1397/2060] have team battled ChasedSpade, Babar, and DoomedExistence [2173/2222] and lost! 1 day, 09:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 17:42:50] Woona [57/231] has come upon kork [396/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:10 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/18/16 21:29:01] RBecker and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/16 11:21:33] Bradicus [0/1] has challenged kork [376/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[05/19/16 11:45:53] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:29:42 from level 81.
[05/19/16 14:42:29] Zye [21/399] has challenged kork [33/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Zye's clock.
[05/20/16 11:51:12] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:03:43 towards level 81.
[05/21/16 21:35:53] Cypher, JensRex, and Babar [642/2302] have team battled kork, idisjunction, and DoomedExistence [486/1937] and won! 1 day, 05:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 02:21:28] r00f, RBecker, and Schrodinger [1571/2207] have team battled kork, Majak, and unicron [212/1542] and won! 1 day, 01:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 19:14:58] kork [23/434] has come upon Hemera [236/376] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:04:29 is added to kork's clock.
[05/23/16 13:52:30] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:55 towards level 81.
[05/24/16 01:22:38] kork [41/434] has come upon jwon [212/499] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:43:43 is added to kork's clock.
[05/24/16 18:20:01] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:08:26 towards level 81.
[05/25/16 01:49:29] kork [15/435] has challenged Gatewayy [108/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:10:51 is added to kork's clock.
[05/25/16 19:12:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 23:15:35 from level 81.
[05/26/16 12:02:15] kork [366/435] has challenged unicron [331/720] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:37:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/26/16 18:28:45] eva42, PiMp0r, and kork [248/1960] have team battled Pici, vegadark, and RBecker [870/1866] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/16 20:05:19] joek [396/479] has challenged kork [37/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:51 is removed from joek's clock.
[05/26/16 20:05:19] joek has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 6 days, 08:06:10 is added to kork's clock.
[05/27/16 12:11:40] jdb [432/611] has challenged kork [115/435] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:45:51 is removed from jdb's clock.
[05/27/16 12:45:43] kork [96/435] has come upon Birdbones [868/1020] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:33:13 is added to kork's clock.
[05/27/16 20:09:28] a1291762, vegadark, and Kable [1890/2287] have team battled Ironhoof, kork, and Eiam [1240/1621] and won! 0 days, 01:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 09:36:56] OverCoder [199/222] has challenged kork [187/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:00 is removed from OverCoder's clock.
[05/29/16 22:32:59] vegadark [230/415] has come upon kork [321/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:25 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/30/16 03:35:15] dxrt [598/984] has challenged kork [290/436] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:39:13 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[05/31/16 17:49:49] sloth [169/423] has challenged kork [125/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:37:55 is removed from sloth's clock.
[06/02/16 04:19:45] vegadark [54/415] has come upon kork [82/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:36:40 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/04/16 04:36:28] Darky [282/836] has come upon kork [396/436] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:18:00 is added to Darky's clock.
[06/04/16 06:21:41] kork [175/436] has challenged Cameron_D [545/1116] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:58:43 is added to kork's clock.
[06/16/16 15:45:27] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:13 from level 81.
[06/17/16 10:18:42] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:49 towards level 81.
[06/18/16 01:33:31] Bradicus [73/378] has challenged kork [87/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[06/18/16 09:44:04] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:11:39 towards level 81.
[06/18/16 22:46:58] jdb [467/611] has challenged kork [51/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:22 is removed from jdb's clock.
[06/20/16 06:58:22] Sixbierehomme [456/718] has challenged kork [401/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:52 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[06/21/16 22:54:54] vegadark, kork, and Mirc0p [910/1376] have team battled darkmage, Babar, and brycec [1617/2849] and lost! 3 days, 12:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 17:01:24] Morgoth [6/55] has challenged kork [374/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to Morgoth's clock.
[06/25/16 11:47:55] Schmid, rharwood, and Lios [842/1555] have team battled kork, BronyDee, and FakeWizard [378/1361] and won! 0 days, 03:16:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 14:27:24] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:02:41 towards level 81.
[06/26/16 05:46:59] tspange and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 09:36:38] dindinx, Woona, and kork [665/1315] have team battled sartan, vBm, and prime [1386/1883] and lost! 0 days, 12:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/16 17:45:55] yano and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/16 22:11:40] Agent86 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 08:01:19] Gamil [50/299] has challenged kork [266/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Gamil's clock.
[06/28/16 17:08:16] kork [433/436] has come upon argus [20/562] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:45:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/29/16 08:55:11] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 19:16:42] jwon and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 21:35:05] daemoneye [66/719] has come upon kork [201/436] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:16:40 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[07/04/16 00:23:50] Kronos, ville, and vox [2007/2018] have team battled kork, Bradicus, and a1291762 [821/1843] and won! 2 days, 09:42:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 17:39:10] Plasmastar [142/338] has come upon kork [303/436] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:05:35 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[07/04/16 21:36:39] Jareeta, gabriel, and Boohbah [291/2932] have team battled kork, hannesenator, and Heisenberg [521/1931] and lost! 1 day, 00:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 21:30:10] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/16 03:07:43] kork [363/436] has come upon dax [70/496] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:56:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/06/16 09:34:41] RistoUuranmaki [480/549] has challenged kork [425/436] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/07/16 10:38:35] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:08 towards level 81.
[07/08/16 22:42:56] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:14:26 towards level 81.

[07/09/16 20:57:39] kork [86/432] has come upon vrillusions [837/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:20:51 is added to kork's clock.
[07/10/16 12:38:19] a1291762, Danthemandoo, and desspugne [1812/2665] have team battled Diitto, kork, and lipek [899/2804] and won! 0 days, 08:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/16 00:54:37] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:28 towards level 81.
[07/12/16 01:53:28] kangaroo [39/74] has challenged kork [73/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to kangaroo's clock.
[07/12/16 05:40:31] Bvarne and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/16 09:49:39] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:10 towards level 81.
[07/13/16 01:08:19] Mithkabob and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 01:34:11] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:27 towards level 81.
[07/13/16 18:18:09] abra0 [430/589] has challenged kork [169/432] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:15:29 is removed from abra0's clock.
[07/16/16 00:54:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 05:55:22 toward level 81.
[07/17/16 03:21:05] sasaniak [460/497] has come upon kork [20/432] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:38:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/19/16 08:35:18] Pithlit [106/475] has challenged kork [105/432] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:31:53 is removed from Pithlit's clock.
[07/19/16 13:15:54] allo, irix, and kenyon [1228/2824] have team battled SchrodingersScat, kork, and cudaman73 [736/1415] and won! 1 day, 21:11:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/16 22:29:56] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/16 13:58:44] Str1ngS, kork, and sasaniak [1068/1498] have team battled Schmid, godog, and DrOfBaconNomics [1131/1671] and lost! 2 days, 17:20:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 23:48:23] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:16 from level 81.
[07/22/16 05:24:20] Onceuponaban and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 10:46:08] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:29 from level 81.
[07/22/16 12:52:38] kork, PeterOJ, and NoodleCake [609/1230] have team battled a1291762, cudaman73, and Douhet [2046/2424] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/16 21:19:54] Str1ngS [476/566] has challenged kork [233/432] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:49:35 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[07/24/16 06:57:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 09:55:07 toward level 81.
[07/24/16 19:57:58] dwfreed and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 09:43:04] kork got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:29:48 from level 81.
[07/25/16 13:51:02] RistoUuranmaki stole kork's level 177 weapon while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 45 weapon behind, which kork then takes.
[07/25/16 19:21:28] Master [32/212] has challenged kork [12/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from Master's clock.
[07/25/16 22:18:11] bl4ckscor3, cudaman73, kork, and ryushe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/16 17:15:45] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 01:16:24] SchrodingersScat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 09:00:45] sasaniak [28/508] has challenged kork [222/288] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:02:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/28/16 10:42:29] kork, elf, and eva42 [1021/2481] have team battled grooverider, vegadark, and abra0 [901/1926] and won! 2 days, 15:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/16 09:41:07] bigjay and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 08:22:26] Diitto and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 09:28:37] kork [219/288] has challenged Globalirc [272/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:17:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/01/16 01:59:38] kork [167/288] has come upon Zaratustra [32/796] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:54:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/01/16 13:06:20] GilbertErik, SarahD, and zankore [1595/1861] have team battled kork, theZoMBiE, and Schmid [396/1322] and won! 0 days, 11:47:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 19:25:31] kork, Stokim, and Andries [557/1172] have team battled Sixbierehomme, HeavyPodda, and Birdbones [1033/2637] and lost! 0 days, 12:46:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 03:25:57] MJ94, a1291762, and Sailor_Venus [1061/2121] have team battled kork, AngryParsley, and Regnor [1033/1934] and won! 0 days, 13:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 13:41:58] kork [233/288] has come upon Str1ngS [193/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:09 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/02/16 19:42:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 10:40:49 from level 81.
[08/02/16 21:41:23] freeboson and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 00:50:19] kork [2/288] has come upon Tenorman [33/807] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:17:47 is added to kork's clock.
[08/04/16 12:24:39] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:19:34 from level 81.
[08/04/16 12:24:39] Bradicus [25/379] has challenged kork [147/288] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[08/04/16 17:24:35] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:52:17 from level 81.
[08/05/16 00:53:07] kork misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:02:44 from level 81.
[08/05/16 13:16:35] kork [92/288] has challenged Str1ngS [165/564] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:02:51 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/16 17:51:48] kork [105/288] has come upon idisjunction [877/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:20:38 is added to kork's clock.
[08/05/16 22:20:05] Bvarne [514/719] has challenged kork [159/288] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:17:26 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[08/06/16 09:59:24] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:22 towards level 81.
[08/07/16 08:07:02] kork, Mateusz, and BURUT [373/1928] have team battled mordac, AngryParsley, and Onceuponaban [1823/1838] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/16 15:15:50] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:49:25 from level 81.
[08/09/16 03:50:51] kork [201/288] has challenged iViLe [608/998] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:55:38 is added to kork's clock.
[08/09/16 11:54:08] NoodleCake, Milquetoast, and strugart [1707/2531] have team battled honkybonky, Schmid, and kork [644/1434] and won! 0 days, 15:46:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 10:44:01] Anaxyn, Zoddo, and robochot [1774/1798] have team battled IdleMaster, kork, and PinkiePie [1280/1368] and won! 0 days, 08:27:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 20:27:14] kork, Adar, and naf [561/1396] have team battled damyan, jdb, and Anaxyn [1304/2375] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/16 02:15:44] dindinx and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 04:12:45] yasdorian, Milquetoast, and DongQuixote [911/1745] have team battled kork, Str1ngS, and Bkid [518/1474] and won! 0 days, 01:26:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 15:19:45] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:23 towards level 81.
[08/11/16 17:42:49] Xenthys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 19:35:14] kork [157/288] has come upon Eiam [362/660] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:07:59 is added to kork's clock.
[08/11/16 21:21:29] kork [170/288] has come upon DongQuixote [40/329] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:09:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/11/16 22:17:08] woonack [71/455] has challenged kork [162/288] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:51:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/13/16 15:33:46] Tenorman, SynthesizerPatel, and ville [701/2384] have team battled naf, kork, and Sixbierehomme [381/1547] and won! 3 days, 05:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/16 19:05:18] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/16 12:30:01] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:47:41 towards level 81.
[08/15/16 11:20:16] Diitto and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 13:46:49] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:16 towards level 81.
[08/15/16 13:52:18] Jim [198/371] has challenged kork [182/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:00 is removed from Jim's clock.
[08/15/16 13:52:18] Jim has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:13:24 is added to kork's clock.
[08/16/16 02:57:27] robflop [88/664] has challenged kork [123/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:55 is added to robflop's clock.
[08/16/16 16:57:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 11 days, 05:38:27 toward level 81.
[08/17/16 01:48:34] PersonalJ [416/745] has challenged kork [111/288] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[08/17/16 12:10:38] robox [253/627] has challenged kork [164/288] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:01:20 is removed from robox's clock.
[08/17/16 21:22:05] keeper_c, kork, and Woona [809/1935] have team battled kenyon, SchrodingersScat, and rxcomm [2589/2642] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/16 07:35:49] freeboson [291/588] has come upon kork [124/288] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:36:52 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/20/16 09:14:18] roy [0/580] has come upon kork [218/288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:21 is added to roy's clock.
[08/21/16 04:59:21] Gatewayy, Globalirc, and kork [16/1777] have team battled vBm, dodobrain, and mordac [373/1735] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 15:01:49] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:13 towards level 81.
[08/22/16 21:30:55] kork [237/288] has challenged RBecker [331/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:56 is added to kork's clock.
[08/23/16 14:04:26] Bvarne and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 06:03:45] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:31 from level 81.
[08/25/16 07:17:07] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:39 from level 81.
[08/25/16 20:57:35] kork [125/288] has challenged CornFly [414/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:44 is added to kork's clock.
[08/26/16 20:08:42] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:09:13 from level 81.
[08/27/16 06:35:28] Evrial [430/635] has come upon kork [151/288] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:47:28 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[08/29/16 14:44:59] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 21:03:38] spillere [258/580] has come upon kork [0/288] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:55:28 is removed from spillere's clock.
[08/30/16 11:03:56] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:17 towards level 81.
[08/30/16 14:43:14] dwfreed [76/500] has challenged kork [264/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:14 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/31/16 06:47:01] kork [161/288] has come upon Pithlit [467/475] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:43:55 is added to kork's clock.
[08/31/16 20:47:27] gollum [41/217] has challenged kork [277/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to gollum's clock.
[09/01/16 13:11:23] robox [35/618] has challenged kork [227/288] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:56:03 is added to robox's clock.
[09/01/16 19:45:16] kork [97/288] has come upon gollum [105/249] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:07:25 is added to kork's clock.
[09/03/16 12:27:26] bigjay [736/1047] has challenged kork [27/288] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:40:59 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/03/16 13:27:48] kork [235/288] has challenged NoodleCake [738/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:50:18 is added to kork's clock.
[09/04/16 18:37:55] JensRex [305/477] has challenged kork [16/288] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:45:04 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/07/16 20:48:26] Mad_Wack [89/331] has challenged kork [51/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from Mad_Wack's clock.
[09/08/16 04:23:47] Mateusz, KeboDK, and kork [933/1892] have team battled damyan, grooverider, and Pici [421/2769] and won! 0 days, 00:03:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/16 16:24:21] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:13 towards level 81.
[09/10/16 20:21:51] kork, bl4ckscor3, and Xenthys [404/1541] have team battled Babar, yur, and Enthiendor [1319/1830] and lost! 2 days, 00:28:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/16 05:37:50] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:42 towards level 81.
[09/12/16 10:51:15] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:15 towards level 81.
[09/13/16 02:55:02] argus, Xenthys, and Sir_Lemming [666/1829] have team battled kork, PersonalJ, and Misza [527/1995] and won! 1 day, 12:50:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 14:03:43] kork [71/288] has challenged LukeLR [271/359] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:55:07 is added to kork's clock.
[09/14/16 16:04:33] kork [129/288] has challenged Fluttershy [330/1077] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:52:28 is added to kork's clock.
[09/15/16 03:26:02] godog and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/16 06:58:51] kork broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:16:53 from level 81.
[09/15/16 15:22:16] yano [142/653] has come upon kork [51/288] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:52:23 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/16/16 06:23:23] nikoJ, abra0, and prime [869/1784] have team battled pixelate, kork, and cirdan [936/1591] and lost! 1 day, 18:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/16 10:00:19] BURUT, keeper_c, and arlen [1217/3061] have team battled Mjolnir, kork, and everbrew [932/1334] and won! 3 days, 09:25:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 14:23:30] kork [258/288] has challenged Jareeta [462/1061] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:33:33 is added to kork's clock.
[09/17/16 10:55:09] Mezoli [23/231] has challenged kork [147/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/17/16 20:37:28] kork [7/288] has come upon Sixbierehomme [318/711] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:29:11 is added to kork's clock.
[09/19/16 06:46:47] kork [176/288] has challenged unicron [87/721] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:29:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/19/16 18:51:24] kier [816/860] has challenged kork [219/288] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:21:33 is removed from kier's clock.
[09/20/16 17:57:17] jhack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 06:37:34] tmberg, kork, and FakeWizard [1074/1696] have team battled jenksy, SlowRiot, and Thorwald [1125/2010] and lost! 3 days, 15:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 18:41:17] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:39:57 from level 81.
[09/21/16 18:46:33] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:00:08 towards level 81.
[09/26/16 06:23:05] Lios, JensRex, and IndigoTiger [267/1789] have team battled vrillusions, kork, and Mithkabob [753/1633] and lost! 0 days, 10:44:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 10:13:56] kork, shandor, and Bradicus [446/1610] have team battled Mirc0p, Doctor, and theZoMBiE [2194/2440] and lost! 3 days, 03:28:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 11:55:23] prime, kork, and pfoley [342/1443] have team battled Darky, Pici, and XenGi [2045/2607] and lost! 1 day, 22:12:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/16 11:35:22] rxcomm, Hydrogenum, Mezoli, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/16 18:03:25] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:58:39 towards level 81.
[10/05/16 02:49:09] borsin and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/16 06:23:35] kork [175/288] has challenged pixelate [215/522] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:43:39 is added to kork's clock.
[10/05/16 07:02:20] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:02:20 from level 81.
[10/05/16 10:34:30] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:30:25 towards level 81.
[10/06/16 04:31:30] kork [170/288] has challenged Ttech [1097/1427] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:28 is added to kork's clock.
[10/08/16 07:16:08] Babar [273/965] has challenged kork [210/288] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:09:59 is removed from Babar's clock.
[10/08/16 07:46:20] allo [461/467] has come upon kork [130/288] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:08:22 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/09/16 03:07:36] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 12:09:44] kork [69/288] has come upon ville [705/795] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:10:37 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/16 14:52:46] SchrodingersScat and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/16 03:13:13] kork [29/288] has come upon damyan [4/972] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:06:17 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/10/16 03:43:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 10 days, 07:02:50 toward level 81.
[10/10/16 07:00:39] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:33 towards level 81.
[10/11/16 00:50:00] gabriel and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 02:06:08] kork, idisjunction, and ChasedSpade [1027/2040] have team battled Sir_Lemming, astropoint, and allo [496/1637] and won! 5 days, 17:54:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 02:53:25] kork [128/288] has come upon damyan [911/972] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:04:57 is added to kork's clock.
[10/11/16 22:36:37] zid [762/851] has challenged kork [95/288] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:04:24 is removed from zid's clock.
[10/13/16 01:54:24] vegadark and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/16 19:21:43] kork [216/288] has challenged Reilly [83/390] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:47:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/20/16 06:09:15] kork, droogie, and Sixbierehomme [676/1964] have team battled Furry, Cenhinen, and abra0 [1462/2080] and lost! 1 day, 06:50:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/16 13:22:40] LordH, Ladon, and MJ94 [1315/2799] have team battled kork, SlowRiot, and yond [890/2385] and won! 0 days, 18:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/16 22:49:11] Everyman [9/246] has challenged kork [50/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Everyman's clock.
[10/22/16 18:19:09] pixelate [309/492] has challenged kork [153/288] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:48:29 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[10/22/16 23:37:25] tmberg, Drevas, and PiotrekD [271/1810] have team battled stonehammer, kork, and damyan [1069/2054] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/16 05:44:55] Iri [322/353] has come upon kork [28/288] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:31 is removed from Iri's clock.
[10/23/16 17:19:05] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:03:53 from level 81.
[10/23/16 17:27:26] Agent86 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/16 04:16:31] jeffl35 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/16 21:49:42] HeavyPodda [310/905] has challenged kork [1/288] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:32:39 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/26/16 20:25:16] pixelate, Pithlit, and Reilly [1170/1384] have team battled Realmy, Ttech, and kork [2061/2291] and lost! 0 days, 12:53:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/16 08:01:42] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:33 towards level 81.
[10/27/16 21:07:10] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:45:42 from level 81.
[10/28/16 14:17:08] brendan, Realmy, Ttech, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/16 16:59:25] kork [240/288] has come upon woonack [201/456] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:44:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/29/16 05:52:05] yawgmoth [158/525] has challenged kork [89/288] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:07:03 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[10/29/16 08:33:29] Bkid and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/16 10:53:50] yawgmoth [463/525] has challenged kork [168/288] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:29:17 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[11/16/16 11:23:16] Sonata [1/4] has challenged kork [47/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Sonata's clock.
[11/16/16 11:56:41] Babar [571/946] has come upon kork [177/288] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:59:51 is removed from Babar's clock.
[11/18/16 12:43:52] Birdbones, LordH, and Silvanus_Betrium [1701/2498] have team battled elix0r, kork, and SlowRiot [1203/1435] and won! 1 day, 17:28:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/16 17:50:18] kork [243/288] has come upon Heisenberg [660/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:11:44 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/16 12:36:16] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:58:29 towards level 81.
[11/22/16 14:13:51] Plasmastar and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 04:36:54] holloway [309/506] has challenged kork [140/288] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:59:08 is removed from holloway's clock.
[11/23/16 08:34:11] kork [87/288] has come upon Asara [673/1117] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:48:56 is added to kork's clock.
[11/23/16 22:01:59] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 01:24:11] Levivig [165/410] has challenged kork [272/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Levivig's clock.
[11/28/16 23:24:10] kork [249/288] has come upon zankore [172/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:29:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/29/16 15:37:54] Babar [739/971] has challenged kork [152/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:01:35 is removed from Babar's clock.
[11/29/16 19:47:48] Chuck [53/481] has come upon kork [22/288] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:56:02 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/01/16 00:44:44] borsin and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/16 04:14:00] kork [246/288] has come upon blind [146/775] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:10:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/02/16 12:03:24] Iciloo [151/287] has challenged kork [51/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from Iciloo's clock.
[12/04/16 22:07:57] elf, kork, and petrichor [894/1796] have team battled Globalirc, Zoddo, and sasaniak [574/1736] and won! 1 day, 20:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 14:35:29] Bloonface and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 16:05:24] kork [284/288] has come upon soltys [483/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:32:34 is added to kork's clock.
[12/05/16 18:41:42] Grateful [212/252] has challenged kork [101/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:41 is removed from Grateful's clock.
[12/06/16 01:21:00] TauPan, bl4ckscor3, and Sailor_Venus [510/1300] have team battled dclaw123, kork, and ville [1495/1861] and lost! 1 day, 08:28:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/16 07:38:56] PinkiePie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/16 08:29:10] RBecker and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 07:36:32] bedna__ [20/41] has challenged kork [281/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to bedna__'s clock.
[12/07/16 16:54:47] a1291762, Pithlit, and strugart [255/2695] have team battled Meta, droogie, and kork [853/2008] and lost! 4 days, 19:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 14:43:25] kork [261/288] has come upon Captain_Chaos [58/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:32:55 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/09/16 07:24:02] kork [0/288] has come upon pixelate [290/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:52 is added to kork's clock.
[12/10/16 00:58:11] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:44 towards level 81.
[12/10/16 18:15:19] Heisenberg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/16 21:45:37] kork [90/288] has come upon max [68/442] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:41:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/13/16 08:17:00] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:46 towards level 81.
[12/14/16 06:56:53] sjums_the_great [172/470] has come upon kork [77/288] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:18:29 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/15/16 09:33:26] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:22 towards level 81.
[12/15/16 13:41:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 11:09:24 toward level 81.
[12/16/16 09:23:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:53:27 from level 81.
[12/16/16 16:20:40] kork [128/288] has challenged woonack [73/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/17/16 14:50:47] Firien stole kork's level 62 charm while they were sleeping! Firien leaves his old level 51 charm behind, which kork then takes.
[12/18/16 03:34:32] kork [204/276] has challenged Birdbones [326/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:41:57 is added to kork's clock.
[12/19/16 12:47:38] kork [198/276] has challenged xa [149/372] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:14:32 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/19/16 12:47:38] kork has dealt xa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:14:37 is added to xa's clock.
[12/19/16 13:00:25] kork was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:30:28 from level 81.
[12/19/16 18:04:01] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:17 towards level 81.
[12/21/16 15:37:00] arlen, Adar, and Cameron_D [2307/2532] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, PinkiePie, and kork [912/1584] and won! 1 day, 19:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/16 04:04:20] Majak and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 14:51:18] Drevas [372/419] has challenged kork [36/276] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Drevas's clock.
[12/26/16 02:50:19] kork [135/276] has come upon jstg [326/610] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:43:30 is added to kork's clock.
[12/26/16 21:53:35] darkmage [503/999] has challenged kork [90/276] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:46:37 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/26/16 23:56:35] kork [267/276] has come upon rharwood [245/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:23:22 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/27/16 07:06:30] torg [19/396] has challenged kork [227/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to torg's clock.
[12/27/16 08:57:29] kork [220/276] has challenged himuraken [337/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:39:44 is added to kork's clock.
[01/30/17 03:20:19] kork [232/276] has challenged kline [140/388] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:50:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/31/17 03:16:15] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:57:06 towards level 81.
[01/31/17 10:04:38] kork spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! kork's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/17 02:36:29] kork [28/273] has challenged TauPan [87/297] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:06:35 is added to kork's clock.
[02/02/17 01:07:00] Asara, Babar, and eva42 [1439/3359] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Brainiac, and kork [1266/1281] and won! 3 days, 01:28:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 01:45:42] Mithkabob, kork, and nickware [713/1317] have team battled kenyon, Birdbones, and Agent86 [1872/2643] and lost! 2 days, 05:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/17 13:25:52] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:20:51 from level 81.
[02/02/17 19:39:53] brendan, Mateusz, and borsin [1738/2363] have team battled Milquetoast, Satoshi, and kork [525/2001] and won! 1 day, 03:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 21:58:31] WallIdl, kork, and agrajag [458/1857] have team battled MetaNova, KeboDK, and PinkiePie [782/1909] and lost! 3 days, 11:38:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/17 22:51:50] kork [60/273] has challenged Mateusz [653/842] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:24:12 is added to kork's clock.
[02/03/17 03:53:32] WallIdl, kork, and Cameron_D [1794/2409] have team battled IndigoTiger, Sixbierehomme, and Fluttershy [1086/2579] and won! 4 days, 18:18:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 10:53:29] kork [4/273] has come upon SchrodingersScat [5/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:18:34 is added to kork's clock.
[02/03/17 20:59:07] kork [42/273] has come upon Bokkie [561/578] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:43:18 is added to kork's clock.
[02/04/17 08:38:02] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:05:40 towards level 81.
[02/05/17 15:47:26] kork [73/273] has come upon Zaratustra [667/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:30:47 is added to kork's clock.
[02/06/17 07:39:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 4 days, 10:38:59 toward level 81.
[02/06/17 21:46:43] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/17 11:14:15] Sundance [539/609] has challenged kork [117/273] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[02/07/17 18:30:42] fattrat, Taffer, and vox [529/2453] have team battled kork, Globalirc, and Asara [1088/2042] and lost! 2 days, 05:58:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 18:29:19] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:17 towards level 81.
[02/08/17 21:27:01] kork [109/273] has come upon yasdorian [367/545] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:10:44 is added to kork's clock.
[03/20/17 21:21:07] qbit [60/406] has challenged kork [4/273] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from qbit's clock.
[03/20/17 23:18:33] J and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 08:39:16] vox, everbrew, and pfoley [656/2420] have team battled idlerpgww, Ttech, and kork [218/2229] and won! 0 days, 02:09:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 22:12:46] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:42:51 from level 81.
[03/22/17 02:18:43] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:57:07 from level 81.
[03/22/17 17:40:20] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 17:09:45] SlowRiot, MrGlass, and jenksy [1065/2921] have team battled PiotrekD, kork, and Satoshi [757/1724] and won! 1 day, 20:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 20:09:41] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:07:22 from level 81.
[03/24/17 00:10:02] Oooooog [413/524] has come upon kork [44/273] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:03:16 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[03/24/17 10:04:50] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:42:10 from level 81.
[03/25/17 12:39:22] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 01:37:46] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:52:28 towards level 81.
[03/26/17 16:56:17] kork, Bradicus, and CornFly [1839/1845] have team battled NoodleCake, droogie, and DrOfBaconNomics [1582/2620] and won! 2 days, 01:34:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 05:28:56] bl4ckscor3 [475/534] has challenged kork [25/273] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:09:19 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[03/28/17 02:27:24] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:35:39 from level 81.
[03/28/17 20:17:59] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:08 towards level 81.
[03/29/17 12:36:37] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:18:28 towards level 81.
[03/29/17 16:49:37] ToHellWithGA [18/432] has challenged kork [102/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:06:21 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/29/17 22:47:24] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:06:01 from level 81.
[03/30/17 03:29:20] kork [186/273] has come upon robox [15/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:36:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/30/17 09:49:41] ncarl747, max, and theemstra [1904/2414] have team battled FakeWizard, fattrat, and kork [1629/2086] and won! 0 days, 08:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 10:57:20] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 12:56:41] kork [119/273] has challenged Xethron [8/727] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:25:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/31/17 01:25:49] ToHellWithGA, max, and suterismus [583/2473] have team battled fattrat, kork, and vuffie [352/1723] and won! 0 days, 23:57:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/17 00:49:50] MetaNova, Lemelisk, and abra0 [971/2145] have team battled kork, Lios, and Grums [274/1520] and won! 5 days, 15:43:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/17 05:39:41] ShaftStrokaen [28/32] has challenged kork [258/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to ShaftStrokaen's clock.
[04/03/17 19:51:45] himuraken [306/742] has challenged kork [10/273] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[04/03/17 23:30:41] kork [222/273] has challenged robox [671/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:08 is added to kork's clock.
[04/04/17 00:06:52] kork [121/273] has come upon XJR-9 [429/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:26:16 is added to kork's clock.
[04/04/17 01:06:04] max, SchrodingersScat, and osannatas [1183/2229] have team battled kork, Sailor_Venus, and AbacusAvenger [391/1805] and won! 1 day, 18:27:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 01:17:47] vegadark and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 05:52:05] PriceChild, TheGrumpyScot, and qbit [1282/1380] have team battled IdleMaster, kork, and zankore [254/1634] and won! 0 days, 03:47:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/17 18:15:50] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:12 towards level 81.
[04/05/17 07:17:16] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:38 from level 81.
[04/05/17 22:07:13] kork [165/273] has come upon Eldoreth [459/752] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:32:49 is added to kork's clock.
[04/06/17 10:46:59] Xenthys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 10:56:04] kork [163/273] has come upon Cypher [630/1051] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:11:02 is added to kork's clock.
[04/07/17 19:33:44] holloway, kork, and MJ94 [999/2005] have team battled Chuck, yawgmoth, and Sprort [659/1734] and won! 3 days, 17:27:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/17 21:23:09] kork, vuffie, and hannesenator [946/1579] have team battled blizgerg, zankore, and robox [2116/2564] and lost! 0 days, 07:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/17 07:18:21] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:50 towards level 81.
[04/09/17 14:35:46] elbie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 17:15:51] kork [161/273] has challenged elbie [767/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:54:09 is added to kork's clock.
[04/10/17 23:57:13] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 04:25:21] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:02 towards level 81.
[04/12/17 05:00:14] Syloq and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 08:38:58] kork [237/273] has challenged GilbertErik [95/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/14/17 18:55:45] SirMonkeybox [687/930] has challenged kork [219/273] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:42:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/16/17 03:24:02] kork [174/273] has come upon Firien [414/808] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:14:16 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/17 04:28:47] kork [269/273] has challenged awgh [290/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:33:13 is added to kork's clock.
[04/17/17 14:56:29] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:01 towards level 81.
[04/18/17 15:16:05] Heisenberg, Brainiac, and qbit [570/2244] have team battled vrillusions, kork, and dodobrain [1801/2151] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 05:48:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 11:35:42 toward level 81.
[04/20/17 23:47:52] manish17xxx [280/405] has come upon kork [5/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:26:47 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[04/21/17 21:04:08] JensRex [524/867] has come upon kork [11/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:39:15 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[04/25/17 00:17:12] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/17 07:45:17] bl4ckscor3 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/17 08:50:41] bigjay, kork, and SudoKing [989/2031] have team battled zankore, eva42, and dindinx [2368/2520] and lost! 1 day, 08:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/17 06:09:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 11:08:48 toward level 81.
[04/26/17 11:17:07] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:47 from level 81.
[04/27/17 02:07:06] kork, AbrahamLinksys, and osannatas [1038/1582] have team battled RedW, simple, and DrOfBaconNomics [1459/2863] and lost! 0 days, 22:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/17 07:01:02] kork reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/17 14:12:34] arlen [181/893] has challenged kork [119/277] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:03:13 is removed from arlen's clock.
[04/28/17 19:10:18] Misza [891/932] has come upon kork [41/277] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:26:01 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/30/17 06:40:24] m0shbear, Xethron, and blizgerg [18/2346] have team battled Lemelisk, Bokkie, and kork [340/1849] and lost! 0 days, 16:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/17 06:42:46] Crazycatlady [268/561] has come upon kork [14/277] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:08:05 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/01/17 09:18:49] Sundance and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/17 09:48:05] neurospex, ville, shandor, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/17 13:25:03] Lnk [323/390] has challenged kork [186/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/03/17 13:39:53] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:46 towards level 81.
[05/04/17 18:59:33] kork [201/277] has come upon Taffer [537/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:51 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/17 20:34:34] kork [268/277] has come upon robox [382/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:31:29 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/17 23:07:42] kork [261/277] has come upon Firien [48/808] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:25:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/06/17 13:15:59] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:22 towards level 81.
[05/06/17 18:21:17] SudoKing and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/17 20:27:29] kork [162/277] has challenged tmberg [202/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:52 is added to kork's clock.
[05/08/17 12:20:18] Socks, kork, and Hodor [201/1415] have team battled ToHellWithGA, FakeWizard, and awgh [1224/1863] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/17 23:19:16] kork [227/277] has come upon robox [288/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:34 is added to kork's clock.
[05/10/17 00:20:54] kork [176/277] has challenged Sundance [577/704] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to kork's clock.
[05/10/17 18:47:36] kork [107/277] has come upon jstg [298/685] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:12:03 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/17 05:39:04] kork [238/277] has come upon petrichor [522/836] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:16:06 is added to kork's clock.
[05/12/17 19:50:10] kork [200/277] has come upon pfoley [194/654] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 19:36:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/13/17 15:43:53] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:02:15 towards level 82.
[05/14/17 06:24:19] kork [113/277] has come upon Mirc0p [168/541] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:32:16 is added to kork's clock.
[05/14/17 06:33:21] kork [84/277] has come upon Crazycatlady [365/561] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:42:39 is added to kork's clock.
[05/14/17 13:33:53] Virtual [629/670] has challenged kork [202/277] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:35:37 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/14/17 16:34:37] blizgerg [1016/1143] has challenged kork [5/277] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:49:20 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/15/17 08:03:59] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:30:06 towards level 82.
[05/18/17 09:54:31] Zaratustra [33/1150] has challenged kork [262/277] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:44:08 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[05/18/17 18:00:50] kork [243/277] has come upon NoodleCake [604/788] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:17:51 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/17 18:56:41] kork [182/277] has challenged theZoMBiE [831/939] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:50:25 is added to kork's clock.
[05/18/17 22:56:16] borsin, Zaratustra, and kork [1108/1874] have team battled AbacusAvenger, sbp, and Misza [221/2404] and won! 0 days, 05:00:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/17 22:57:34] Atan [49/460] has challenged kork [134/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:41 is added to Atan's clock.
[05/20/17 02:17:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 55 days, 04:45:03 from level 82.
[05/21/17 08:42:33] Oooooog, dodobrain, and JensRex [1722/2247] have team battled kork, kline, and robox [1353/1438] and won! 4 days, 11:23:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 13:11:25] kork [149/277] has challenged brendan [178/1353] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:30:10 is added to kork's clock.
[05/22/17 05:12:07] kork [135/277] has come upon girrrrrrr2 [14/227] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:06:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/22/17 08:01:01] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:06:00 towards level 82.
[05/22/17 20:18:13] Bokkie [507/605] has challenged kork [17/277] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:18:16 is removed from Bokkie's clock.
[05/23/17 08:48:55] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 00:31:55 towards level 82.
[05/23/17 23:19:23] canton7, SlowRiot, Majak, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/17 03:28:07] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:06:03 towards level 82.
[05/24/17 08:50:32] Azerothian [39/171] has challenged kork [104/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[05/24/17 09:13:52] kork [200/277] has come upon KingQuackers [18/381] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:45:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/24/17 23:02:46] Eiam, kork, and PersonalJ [1604/1788] have team battled dwfreed, IdleMaster, and MrGlass [64/1852] and won! 3 days, 03:04:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 02:36:07] kork [69/277] has come upon Satoshi [756/765] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:59:06 is added to kork's clock.
[05/26/17 18:20:41] Sundance, theZoMBiE, JensRex, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/17 14:08:05] MrGlass and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 20:49:59] theemstra [579/789] has challenged kork [240/277] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:33:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/29/17 20:43:39] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:16:12 towards level 82.
[06/01/17 00:56:30] aarontc [16/73] has challenged kork [2/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:52 is removed from aarontc's clock.
[06/01/17 02:24:45] alexj [208/496] has come upon kork [137/277] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:22:16 is removed from alexj's clock.
[06/01/17 12:13:04] glorgamitch and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 20:57:22] kork, Zye, and mwhahaha [388/1620] have team battled SchrodingersScat, LegendaryQ, and LordH [749/2340] and lost! 0 days, 22:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 03:05:40] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:54:59 from level 82.
[06/05/17 17:26:54] kork [255/277] has come upon GilbertErik [602/688] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:49:45 is added to kork's clock.
[06/06/17 03:34:58] MadHatter, godog, kork, and Heisenberg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/17 08:37:51] kork [12/277] has come upon fattrat [1028/1149] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:44:24 is added to kork's clock.
[06/07/17 23:40:52] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:49 towards level 82.
[06/08/17 18:50:36] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:46:26 towards level 82.
[06/09/17 05:55:47] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 17:54:52] Taffer [186/693] has challenged kork [55/277] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:52:43 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/09/17 20:49:19] RBecker and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 16:36:22] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:53:40 towards level 82.
[06/11/17 18:54:32] tspange, kork, and sbp [1273/1702] have team battled Oooooog, Doctor, and Bradicus [1046/2169] and won! 4 days, 18:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 22:02:51] LordH [291/1023] has challenged kork [75/277] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:10:44 is removed from LordH's clock.
[06/13/17 04:07:23] kork [90/277] has challenged Hydrogenum [194/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:46:02 is added to kork's clock.
[06/13/17 16:33:44] WallIdl, osannatas, and unicron [1940/2227] have team battled blizgerg, kork, and glorgamitch [594/1945] and won! 3 days, 23:46:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 16:44:01] manish17xxx, IdleMaster, and AngryParsley [1870/2242] have team battled fattrat, Neil, and kork [65/1780] and won! 0 days, 07:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 20:45:49] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:48:55 from level 82.
[06/15/17 14:41:38] godog and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 23:26:21] kork and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/17 04:20:36] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:49:42 from level 82.
[06/16/17 04:59:45] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:24 towards level 82.
[06/17/17 07:33:17] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:52:02 from level 82.
[06/17/17 17:26:51] hhes [164/362] has challenged kork [27/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from hhes's clock.
[06/17/17 17:57:11] sigmg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 19:24:50] kork [130/277] has challenged MadHatter [241/500] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:56:26 is added to kork's clock.
[06/18/17 02:14:39] Atan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/17 17:21:51] brendan [659/1353] has come upon kork [117/277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/17 19:04:52] Crazycatlady [503/682] has come upon kork [135/277] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:23:55 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/18/17 19:04:52] Crazycatlady has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:05:13 is added to kork's clock.
[06/19/17 01:19:42] Eldoreth, vegadark, and Lios [781/2215] have team battled freeboson, kork, and holloway [1534/1817] and lost! 2 days, 04:34:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/17 05:46:29] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:21:50 from level 82.
[06/22/17 18:06:13] bl4ckscor3 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 12:41:11] osannatas [655/657] has challenged kork [103/278] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[06/27/17 05:19:31] kork [173/278] has challenged Bradicus [518/636] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:23:33 is added to kork's clock.
[06/27/17 08:54:56] brycec, ToHellWithGA, and JensRex [2018/2042] have team battled kork, Cypher, and brendan [2490/2647] and lost! 0 days, 12:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/17 15:38:38] Iri [381/555] has come upon kork [235/278] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:40:00 is removed from Iri's clock.
[06/28/17 15:55:21] Xethron and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 20:47:58] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:57 towards level 82.
[06/29/17 11:16:11] kork, unicron, and everbrew [1652/1787] have team battled grdryn, ohnx, and Antium [233/1842] and won! 1 day, 14:18:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/17 04:51:03] kork [166/278] has come upon J [133/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:47:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/03/17 10:03:23] Mrs.BigHead stole kork's level 51 charm while they were sleeping! Mrs.BigHead leaves his old level 30 charm behind, which kork then takes.
[07/04/17 05:39:05] Bkid and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 09:49:22] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:55 towards level 82.
[07/04/17 20:38:40] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:06 towards level 82.
[07/05/17 05:48:51] csssuf [12/243] has challenged kork [133/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/05/17 15:54:47] kork [219/255] has challenged MadHatter [12/508] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:03:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/05/17 23:22:00] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:12 towards level 82.
[07/06/17 13:48:32] kork [241/255] has come upon ncarl747 [228/726] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/07/17 09:01:21] kork [82/255] has challenged CoffeeMonster [74/121] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:50:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/08/17 17:42:28] Zye [72/794] has challenged kork [57/255] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:52:24 is removed from Zye's clock.
[07/09/17 01:23:37] kork, qbit, and XJR-9 [1281/1734] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Cypher, and hhes [258/2145] and won! 4 days, 20:23:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 16:01:45] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 17:37:12] kork set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:36 from level 82.
[07/10/17 19:28:47] WallIdl and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 06:21:14] dindinx [116/523] has come upon kork [170/255] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:04:53 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/12/17 21:29:12] kork [125/255] has come upon MadHatter [15/508] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:50:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/12/17 22:14:46] kork [167/255] has come upon MadHatter [309/508] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:47:02 is added to kork's clock.
[07/14/17 11:16:34] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:25 towards level 82.
[07/14/17 16:42:59] sasaniak, himuraken, and IdleMaster [1558/1941] have team battled kork, uhmmm, and Andries [618/1652] and won! 2 days, 01:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 00:39:18] arlen [892/917] has challenged kork [149/255] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:26:05 is removed from arlen's clock.
[07/15/17 01:55:04] mustek [93/235] has challenged kork [224/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to mustek's clock.
[07/16/17 19:46:22] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:24 towards level 82.
[07/17/17 17:47:27] Antium [116/489] has challenged kork [212/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Antium's clock.
[07/18/17 16:18:48] StickyTHOR [4/54] has challenged kork [117/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to StickyTHOR's clock.
[07/18/17 18:39:54] StickyTHOR [18/74] has challenged kork [184/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to StickyTHOR's clock.
[07/18/17 18:47:55] D.Va and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 10:37:25] kork [163/255] has come upon Khorne [20/62] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:05:34 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/20/17 13:59:11] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:35:22 from level 82.
[07/21/17 10:56:41] kork, Firien, and AncalagonThBlack [1096/1746] have team battled SirMonkeybox, bootdisk, and eva42 [1313/2844] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 22:45:47] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:25:16 towards level 82.
[07/22/17 18:16:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 21:22:08 from level 82.
[07/22/17 18:49:38] soltys [96/541] has challenged kork [5/255] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:16:24 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/23/17 21:14:21] kline [191/463] has challenged kork [97/255] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:07:53 is removed from kline's clock.
[07/24/17 00:39:08] TauPan, SynthesizerPatel, and Sixbierehomme [282/2154] have team battled himuraken, kork, and MJ94 [121/2049] and won! 7 days, 20:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 01:23:00] woonack [218/471] has challenged kork [216/255] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:01:55 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/26/17 04:06:07] V`ger [39/152] has challenged kork [169/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to V`ger's clock.
[07/26/17 08:00:50] kork had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:32 towards level 82.
[07/26/17 11:05:33] Woona [347/958] has come upon kork [33/255] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:36 is removed from Woona's clock.
[07/26/17 13:42:20] Nistur and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 15:02:54] mustek [203/692] has challenged kork [25/255] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from mustek's clock.
[07/26/17 22:02:16] Killerkid [457/682] has challenged kork [167/255] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[07/27/17 21:26:56] NoodleCake and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/17 06:03:27] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:00 towards level 82.
[07/28/17 06:39:30] darkmage [115/972] has come upon kork [135/255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:40 is added to darkmage's clock.
[07/30/17 05:58:10] Gatewayy, Avocet, and sjefen6 [186/1835] have team battled Nofew, kork, and arlen [1731/2294] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/17 21:45:43] kork burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/17 07:05:22] yano and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 22:44:37] Ttech, Geela, and kork [787/2101] have team battled XenGi, unicron, and woonack [2158/2202] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 20:40:02] jstg [24/696] has challenged kork [237/254] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:15:38 is added to jstg's clock.
[08/14/17 10:10:46] Psilocybe, TauPan, and MrGlass [155/1858] have team battled kork, woonack, and grooverider [128/1857] and won! 0 days, 05:02:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 14:05:46] bigjay, AbrahamLinksys, and kork [1547/2037] have team battled MJ94, Geela, and MetaNova [394/1994] and won! 0 days, 04:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 16:43:43] kork [135/254] has challenged Furry [617/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:39:38 is added to kork's clock.
[08/15/17 07:03:52] hannesenator, kenyon, and CoffeeMonster [1643/2479] have team battled XJR-9, shandor, and kork [752/1582] and won! 1 day, 07:50:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 16:50:06] Jareeta [606/1120] has challenged kork [225/254] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:08:43 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[08/15/17 17:55:20] bl4ckscor3 [248/530] has come upon kork [7/254] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:05:37 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/17/17 22:47:38] shymega, AncalagonThBlack, and kork [125/1475] have team battled Heisenberg, ruan, and djm [1478/1967] and lost! 0 days, 08:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 02:44:02] Xenthys, theZoMBiE, and freeboson [1045/2383] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jstg, and kork [859/1878] and won! 2 days, 22:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 10:46:53] pfoley, Firien, and kork [1296/1747] have team battled HeavyPodda, vegadark, and xa [1171/2154] and won! 4 days, 15:30:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 21:23:43] kork burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/17 03:10:15] kork [208/249] has challenged tmberg [870/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:15:41 is added to kork's clock.
[08/20/17 19:23:38] sasaniak, idlerpgww, PinkiePie, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/17 07:14:53] kork [220/249] has challenged elbie [541/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:41:34 is added to kork's clock.
[08/22/17 00:35:47] kork [96/249] has come upon Fluttershy [249/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:43:50 is added to kork's clock.
[08/22/17 19:33:14] popey [38/365] has come upon kork [137/249] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:13:46 is added to popey's clock.
[08/23/17 04:37:20] Agent86 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 03:03:58] kork [168/249] has come upon CornFly [55/1031] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:59:57 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/25/17 05:23:52] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:47 towards level 82.
[08/30/17 14:24:51] kork burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/17 05:18:15] Boulder [434/448] has challenged kork [222/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from Boulder's clock.
[09/03/17 00:45:34] AncalagonThBlack [447/658] has challenged kork [43/246] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/03/17 14:49:21] Mithkabob [489/556] has challenged kork [192/246] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[09/04/17 06:46:55] Khorne and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 16:01:05] wulk [434/454] has challenged kork [110/246] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from wulk's clock.
[09/06/17 21:24:38] Satoshi [395/781] has come upon kork [37/246] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:49:57 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[09/07/17 09:32:43] Meta [486/901] has come upon kork [18/246] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:25:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[09/07/17 19:58:30] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:02 from level 82.
[09/09/17 18:33:18] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:07 towards level 82.
[09/10/17 10:48:16] Agent86 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/17 03:47:45] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:33 towards level 82.
[09/11/17 05:07:11] kork [59/246] has come upon sasaniak [169/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:00 is added to kork's clock.
[09/11/17 20:00:19] Syloq and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 04:18:13] kork [67/246] has come upon borsin [730/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:47 is added to kork's clock.
[09/13/17 09:59:32] kork [90/246] has challenged IndigoTiger [572/1043] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:59 is added to kork's clock.
[09/13/17 13:12:20] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:36 towards level 82.
[09/14/17 06:02:50] Pici [960/1129] has challenged kork [127/246] in combat and won! 40 days, 20:19:55 is removed from Pici's clock.
[09/14/17 11:03:41] Syloq [133/471] has challenged kork [210/246] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:52 is added to Syloq's clock.
[09/14/17 16:04:30] kork [234/246] has challenged XJR-9 [620/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:09:08 is added to kork's clock.
[09/14/17 22:58:44] sunri5e [130/459] has come upon kork [84/246] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:48:55 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/15/17 11:09:50] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:14:09 from level 82.
[09/16/17 03:37:11] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:27 towards level 82.
[09/16/17 20:50:18] exa [21/360] has challenged kork [245/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to exa's clock.
[09/17/17 13:56:22] JensRex [914/1103] has challenged kork [165/246] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/17/17 14:43:59] kork, Brainiac, and J [1604/1739] have team battled freeboson, Mars, and theZoMBiE [333/2324] and won! 2 days, 02:02:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/17 21:36:21] kork [24/246] has come upon fattrat [920/1215] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:38 is added to kork's clock.
[09/18/17 06:28:31] kork slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/17 07:17:04] vrillusions, elf, and borsin [408/2645] have team battled brycec, kork, and damyan [1244/1776] and lost! 1 day, 13:51:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 17:54:38] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:54 towards level 82.
[09/19/17 03:39:06] wolfkin, loomysh, and noother [604/1196] have team battled pixelate, kork, and Ttech [1771/2265] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/17 08:34:55] MrGlass [561/785] has challenged kork [24/243] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:54:25 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[09/20/17 03:38:10] kork [175/243] has challenged Mars [353/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:19:00 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/17 15:17:36] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:15 from level 82.
[09/20/17 20:13:54] IdleMaster [488/565] has come upon kork [98/243] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:59:22 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/20/17 21:26:59] MadMan, Bkid, and Heisenberg [1676/2805] have team battled ville, JensRex, and kork [1267/1925] and won! 0 days, 04:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 02:15:02] x0 [9/70] has challenged kork [240/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to x0's clock.
[09/21/17 08:22:04] Zaratustra and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/17 22:12:38] kork, Darky, and AncalagonThBlack [475/1846] have team battled IndigoTiger, hannesenator, and mustek [1441/3233] and lost! 1 day, 00:05:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/17 22:54:37] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:03 towards level 82.
[10/01/17 02:10:06] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:57 towards level 82.
[10/03/17 09:37:28] sunri5e [331/501] has come upon kork [188/243] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:07:47 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[10/04/17 12:17:09] ohnx, max, and bl4ckscor3 [670/2253] have team battled Heisenberg, mustek, and kork [1250/2173] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 16:16:43] Birdbones [431/946] has come upon kork [56/243] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:56:54 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/17 09:50:30] MadMan, m0shbear, and kork [272/2030] have team battled tmberg, blizgerg, and pmden [962/2183] and lost! 1 day, 04:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/17 18:01:24] pmden [216/217] has challenged kork [158/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from pmden's clock.
[10/06/17 07:07:12] kork [136/243] has challenged tycoon177 [248/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:10 is added to kork's clock.
[10/06/17 21:51:43] Ninetales [206/285] has challenged kork [61/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from Ninetales's clock.
[10/08/17 01:29:26] D.Va [400/545] has challenged kork [154/243] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/08/17 19:24:01] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:11 towards level 82.
[10/11/17 07:58:35] MrGlass and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 10:29:33] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:22 towards level 82.
[10/11/17 12:11:12] XJR-9, kork, and AncalagonThBlack [1648/1859] have team battled Cypher, bl4ckscor3, and JuanMaestro [1082/2244] and won! 1 day, 09:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 13:12:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 22:18:38 toward level 82.
[10/11/17 20:46:10] Eiam, neurospex, and Gatewayy [134/2629] have team battled Mars, kork, and b00 [922/1199] and lost! 2 days, 16:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/17 12:25:05] kork fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! kork's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/17 21:26:24] CoolChris [23/41] has challenged kork [168/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[10/14/17 06:09:24] tspange [679/798] has challenged kork [196/243] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:12:45 is removed from tspange's clock.
[10/14/17 16:49:54] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:50 towards level 82.
[10/15/17 03:40:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 01:58:45 toward level 82.
[10/15/17 05:35:33] BronyDee, elf, and Geela [712/1861] have team battled theZoMBiE, kork, and Crazycatlady [1220/1787] and lost! 0 days, 12:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 21:29:17] kork [174/323] has challenged zankore [392/760] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:04:22 is added to kork's clock.
[10/17/17 00:39:29] kork [259/323] has come upon xit [72/526] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:28:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/17 18:38:17] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:36:18 towards level 83.
[10/19/17 00:29:58] MrGlass [137/801] has challenged kork [266/323] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:48:16 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/19/17 17:34:43] ruan, Sundance, and wulk [504/1867] have team battled xayto, kork, and Adar [1004/1279] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/17 16:11:48] vegadark [268/470] has come upon kork [210/323] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:44:49 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/24/17 04:55:53] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:17:46 towards level 83.
[10/24/17 16:28:15] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:42:47 towards level 83.
[10/24/17 22:13:42] kork [236/323] has challenged droogie [597/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:35:23 is added to kork's clock.
[10/25/17 03:39:10] Cameron_D, glorgamitch, and theZoMBiE [400/2996] have team battled kork, Atan, and valdur55 [1534/1639] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 10:22:20] obliviscor [5/36] has challenged kork [67/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to obliviscor's clock.
[10/25/17 14:51:36] basepi, Birdbones, and Boohbah [955/2639] have team battled kork, brendan, and SirMonkeybox [315/2635] and won! 2 days, 22:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/17 08:56:27] kork [249/323] has come upon vrillusions [279/1010] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:24:18 is added to kork's clock.
[10/27/17 02:07:25] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:05:58 towards level 83.
[10/27/17 03:30:11] Khorne [189/647] has challenged kork [146/323] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:07:26 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/28/17 15:25:12] ruan [53/756] has come upon kork [158/323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:51:08 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/29/17 11:07:06] tspange [356/775] has challenged kork [43/323] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from tspange's clock.
[10/29/17 18:49:50] PinkiePie [824/861] has challenged kork [63/323] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:17:10 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[10/30/17 05:21:12] kork [16/323] has come upon TauPan [1/277] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:21:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/30/17 17:44:28] megaprogman [141/245] has challenged kork [137/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:00 is removed from megaprogman's clock.
[11/02/17 11:08:06] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:14:49 from level 83.
[11/02/17 14:27:06] kork lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:58:33 from level 83.
[11/02/17 14:41:37] kork [305/323] has come upon glorgamitch [104/624] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:46:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/03/17 13:43:10] kork [49/323] has come upon MetaNova [631/926] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:41:58 is added to kork's clock.
[11/03/17 22:18:03] brycec, MetaNova, and kork [1088/2006] have team battled exa, dax, and Zaratustra [854/2076] and won! 1 day, 04:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/17 19:59:50] Agent86 [292/588] has challenged kork [37/323] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:24:39 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/05/17 23:44:33] exa [227/617] has come upon kork [178/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:22:41 is removed from exa's clock.
[11/06/17 04:08:18] Taffer, Agent86, and kork [135/1674] have team battled allo, ncarl747, and Zaratustra [800/2421] and lost! 2 days, 18:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/17 00:17:44] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:56 towards level 83.
[11/07/17 07:31:10] dax, Frogging101, and jnnnik [56/956] have team battled kork, Avon, and zankore [156/2363] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/17 16:25:59] kork [6/323] has challenged os-5185 [514/864] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:25:53 is added to kork's clock.
[11/07/17 17:40:12] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/17 19:00:45] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:27 towards level 83.
[11/09/17 22:46:03] LordH [901/1046] has challenged kork [224/323] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:33:33 is removed from LordH's clock.
[11/10/17 10:50:06] kork [321/323] has challenged CoolChris [54/420] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:26:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/12/17 09:18:02] max and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 20:10:15] kork, Azerothian, and valdur55 [1530/1545] have team battled adamchainz, Mars, and Lios [292/1874] and won! 1 day, 11:20:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 07:15:38] kork got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:53:27 from level 83.
[11/13/17 14:18:11] AbrahamLinksys and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 04:44:36] pixelate [493/498] has come upon kork [12/323] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:33:11 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[11/15/17 00:12:01] JensRex, kork, and osannatas [1908/2146] have team battled elbie, PiotrekD, and meffe [1899/1944] and won! 0 days, 15:48:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/17 15:34:41] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:29 towards level 83.
[11/16/17 23:39:19] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:01:52 towards level 83.
[11/18/17 17:46:39] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:10:19 towards level 83.
[11/19/17 07:01:04] kork [119/323] has challenged agrajag [152/892] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:28 is added to kork's clock.
[11/19/17 16:07:32] kork [213/323] has come upon ilbelkyr [130/367] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:10:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/20/17 13:11:18] kork [190/323] has challenged glorgamitch [34/619] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:35:56 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/20/17 20:03:38] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:59:54 towards level 83.
[11/23/17 16:37:06] Sprort [71/374] has challenged kork [49/332] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:55:42 is removed from Sprort's clock.
[11/24/17 05:26:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 10 days, 21:05:20 toward level 83.
[11/25/17 18:54:55] kork [82/332] has come upon CoolChris [158/474] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:51:14 is added to kork's clock.
[11/26/17 13:05:43] kork [243/332] has come upon ohnx [893/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:09:40 is added to kork's clock.
[11/27/17 06:47:50] kork [68/332] has come upon Misza [799/1049] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:56:51 is added to kork's clock.
[11/27/17 16:52:29] Lenny [201/246] has challenged kork [158/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[11/28/17 05:55:14] CoolChris [403/486] has challenged kork [129/332] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from CoolChris's clock.
[11/28/17 09:15:34] Agent86 [74/588] has challenged kork [12/332] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:12 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[11/28/17 11:21:40] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:09 towards level 83.
[11/28/17 19:04:35] Taffer and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/17 00:20:47] kork [238/332] has challenged dax [108/463] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:13:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/30/17 09:52:51] kork [34/332] has come upon holloway [167/819] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:57:09 is added to kork's clock.
[11/30/17 16:48:57] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 18:15:09] Jandre [257/258] has challenged kork [284/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Jandre's clock.
[11/30/17 18:32:57] alexj [425/573] has come upon kork [233/332] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:02:51 is removed from alexj's clock.
[12/01/17 11:42:21] kork [111/332] has come upon Zaratustra [223/1097] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:25:01 is added to kork's clock.
[12/02/17 09:49:15] kork [105/332] has challenged david [260/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:38:07 is added to kork's clock.
[12/03/17 19:23:42] kork [311/332] has come upon AbacusAvenger [619/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:07:25 is added to kork's clock.
[12/04/17 06:04:37] MetaNova [529/929] has challenged kork [124/332] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:37 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/04/17 08:44:00] Killerkid [169/682] has come upon kork [298/332] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:02:56 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/04/17 17:47:37] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:09 towards level 83.
[12/04/17 19:41:35] bigjay, freeboson, and zid [850/2891] have team battled kork, uhmmm, and canton7 [131/1986] and won! 0 days, 04:54:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 20:09:32] kork [301/332] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [85/761] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:10:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/04/17 22:18:48] Birdbones, Zoddo, and qbit [659/2775] have team battled kork, Lios, and megaprogman [1532/1623] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 03:10:40] rxcomm, neurospex, and KeboDK [686/3009] have team battled kork, Gerdesas, and Milquetoast [370/1912] and won! 0 days, 22:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 14:32:02] Majak [63/469] has come upon kork [87/332] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:08:28 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/07/17 19:55:52] Lenny, el, and PinkiePie [73/1594] have team battled kork, Chuck, and sasaniak [720/1833] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/17 12:09:57] kork [44/332] has come upon PinkiePie [514/847] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:10:22 is added to kork's clock.
[12/08/17 17:01:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 16:26:30 toward level 83.
[12/08/17 19:27:03] kork, RistoUuranmaki, and holloway [1028/1908] have team battled loomysh, Zaratustra, and kline [268/2186] and won! 2 days, 12:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 06:41:05] david [449/586] has come upon kork [31/332] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:17:31 is removed from david's clock.
[12/11/17 01:54:04] Frogging101, meffe, and gildarts [591/1622] have team battled soltys, kork, and Majak [258/1367] and won! 0 days, 07:10:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 13:14:53] Asara [1065/1207] has come upon kork [103/332] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:00:23 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/13/17 01:44:11] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:34 towards level 83.
[12/13/17 09:24:20] kork [121/332] has challenged Mars [645/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:51 is added to kork's clock.
[12/13/17 18:54:10] gildarts and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 17:35:39] kork [96/332] has challenged ToHellWithGA [572/703] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:13:47 is added to kork's clock.
[12/15/17 10:23:42] Zaratustra, J, kork, and Iri have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/17 10:24:15] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:02 towards level 83.
[12/15/17 15:23:10] sunri5e stole kork's level 95 tunic while they were sleeping! sunri5e leaves his old level 52 tunic behind, which kork then takes.
[12/16/17 05:23:04] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:51 towards level 83.
[12/16/17 08:19:15] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:16 towards level 83.
[12/16/17 18:38:28] os-5185, kork, and CornFly [975/2229] have team battled crysys, brycec, and prime [743/1770] and won! 1 day, 14:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/17 21:29:40] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:21 towards level 83.
[12/18/17 05:13:58] IndigoTiger [865/1057] has come upon kork [147/284] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:28:42 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/18/17 14:08:13] kork [212/284] has challenged vegadark [233/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:31 is added to kork's clock.
[12/18/17 16:46:16] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:59 towards level 83.
[12/19/17 17:06:15] m0shbear, kensington, and neurospex [1480/2817] have team battled AbacusAvenger, kork, and Avocet [899/1932] and won! 0 days, 02:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 17:31:29] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:29 towards level 83.
[12/19/17 19:08:29] Bob [366/532] has come upon kork [3/284] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:56 is removed from Bob's clock.
[12/20/17 07:22:53] CoolChris [6/493] has challenged kork [282/284] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:38 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[12/20/17 13:55:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 04:25:11 toward level 83.
[12/21/17 02:58:02] kork [287/293] has challenged manish17xxx [488/731] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:25:45 is added to kork's clock.
[12/21/17 11:06:30] glorgamitch [472/612] has challenged kork [213/293] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:17:46 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[12/21/17 16:08:08] kork [175/293] has challenged Cypher [238/1110] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:03:32 is added to kork's clock.
[12/22/17 08:58:07] kork, awgh, and Cameron_D [877/2649] have team battled crysys, borsin, and petrichor [159/2346] and won! 2 days, 00:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/17 15:07:34] kork burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! kork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/17 23:20:31] kork [43/290] has challenged Atan [29/608] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:32:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/23/17 16:26:10] kork [143/290] has challenged MrGlass [42/767] in combat and won! 15 days, 11:51:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/24/17 08:32:10] hoglahoo, codedeeply, and ruan [746/2172] have team battled kork, Tenorman, and Cameron_D [756/2819] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/17 16:07:18] bytmegsx [175/294] has challenged kork [29/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:02 is removed from bytmegsx's clock.
[12/25/17 05:40:08] RedW [62/943] has come upon kork [232/290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:59 is added to RedW's clock.
[12/25/17 15:20:53] soltys [547/566] has come upon kork [182/290] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:35:34 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/26/17 16:22:50] Eiam, Bob, and suterismus [1983/2592] have team battled kork, Asara, and Lemelisk [2317/2587] and lost! 1 day, 19:45:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/17 15:35:33] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:26:26 from level 84.
[12/29/17 20:06:19] kork [82/290] has come upon PiotrekD [77/680] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 01:31:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/31/17 11:17:40] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:56:40 from level 84.
[01/01/18 12:41:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 40 days, 00:00:05 from level 84.
[01/02/18 16:15:08] LordH, CornFly, vox, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/18 18:19:47] KobrAs [205/390] has challenged kork [37/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from KobrAs's clock.
[01/02/18 22:28:17] Lnk [129/673] has come upon kork [207/290] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:57:20 is added to Lnk's clock.
[01/05/18 02:50:46] kork, kensington, and KobrAs [438/1563] have team battled apiw, ToHellWithGA, and abra0 [1358/2208] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/18 22:36:15] JensRex [317/1113] has challenged kork [72/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:49:05 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[01/06/18 08:53:43] TauPan, ilbelkyr, and Nistur [97/1677] have team battled elf, D.Va, and kork [398/1761] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/18 04:26:27] kork and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/18 09:08:08] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:48:45 from level 84.
[01/07/18 12:07:27] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:50:35 from level 84.
[01/07/18 19:52:33] petrichor [831/1140] has challenged kork [118/290] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:45:28 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[01/07/18 23:53:58] kork [194/290] has challenged himuraken [853/914] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:54:09 is added to kork's clock.
[01/09/18 05:58:39] kork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:39:28 towards level 84.
[01/10/18 18:35:16] Crazycatlady [137/557] has come upon kork [211/290] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:29:17 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/10/18 20:17:51] kork [25/290] has challenged nfsnobody [318/714] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:45:55 is added to kork's clock.
[01/14/18 10:59:57] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:49:36 from level 84.
[01/14/18 22:12:59] ncarl747 [468/869] has challenged kork [242/290] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:13:45 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[01/15/18 22:52:22] allo [71/482] has come upon kork [1/290] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:22:55 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/16/18 02:42:01] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:46:39 towards level 84.
[01/16/18 09:24:35] brendan [405/1400] has challenged kork [142/290] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:39:23 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/17/18 06:04:04] kork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:27:44 from level 84.
[01/17/18 14:34:37] exa [496/915] has challenged kork [165/290] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:05:27 is removed from exa's clock.
[01/17/18 18:02:23] MrGlass and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 18:15:16] freeboson and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 15:51:19] kork [173/290] has challenged valdur55 [96/789] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:56:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/19/18 21:33:22] xayto [225/683] has challenged kork [103/290] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from xayto's clock.
[01/20/18 10:57:46] kork [172/290] has challenged pixelate [260/497] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:28:46 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/18 13:21:16] kork [131/295] has come upon uhmmm [190/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:54:38 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/18 15:34:55] AncalagonThBlack, apiw, and Sir_Lemming [596/1999] have team battled ilbelkyr, Realmy, and kork [1506/2076] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 23:09:43] Realmy [308/1048] has challenged kork [136/295] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:20:05 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[01/22/18 04:11:21] robox [174/768] has challenged kork [248/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:34:24 is added to robox's clock.
[01/23/18 01:28:37] AncalagonThBlack, kenyon, and charitwo [531/2147] have team battled Cypher, Lios, and kork [1700/2261] and lost! 1 day, 04:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/18 15:43:17] J, Crazycatlady, and kork [1469/1490] have team battled sbp, Asara, and astropoint [1107/2098] and won! 6 days, 11:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 03:35:29] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:45:59 from level 84.
[01/24/18 20:14:55] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:56:55 from level 84.
[01/25/18 16:56:59] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 12:14:41] blind [527/938] has come upon kork [122/295] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 09:48:45 is removed from blind's clock.
[01/27/18 19:20:23] Sixbierehomme and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/18 21:42:08] kork broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:14:36 from level 84.
[01/27/18 23:50:16] astropoint [283/286] has challenged kork [241/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[01/28/18 14:04:58] bl4ckscor3 [194/541] has come upon kork [6/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:53:44 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[01/28/18 18:04:13] kork [21/295] has challenged Globalirc [549/790] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:18:24 is added to kork's clock.
[01/28/18 21:50:35] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:11:31 towards level 84.
[01/31/18 00:42:12] sjefen6 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/18 10:26:09] Agent86 [334/589] has challenged kork [35/295] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:52:20 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[02/01/18 12:42:21] Darky [935/1050] has come upon kork [191/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:10:03 is removed from Darky's clock.
[02/01/18 21:30:24] kork [93/295] has come upon Frogging101 [534/619] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:01:54 is added to kork's clock.
[02/01/18 23:28:21] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:40:14 towards level 84.
[02/03/18 01:12:18] Killerkid, Sharky4, and MadMan [448/2171] have team battled h00k, kork, and liara [698/1668] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 06:08:04] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:30:09 from level 84.
[02/04/18 22:02:31] kork [86/295] has challenged pfoley [314/652] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:33:39 is added to kork's clock.
[02/06/18 08:16:59] Andries, Lios, and Khorne [692/2660] have team battled kork, Nistur, and SirMonkeybox [1306/1350] and lost! 0 days, 17:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 03:59:04] Mars, Heisenberg, and Milquetoast [297/2532] have team battled kork, max, and zid [705/1942] and lost! 3 days, 09:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/18 01:16:43] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:03:25 towards level 84.
[02/08/18 15:18:42] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:45:40 towards level 84.
[02/09/18 17:21:47] poella [4/22] has challenged kork [246/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to poella's clock.
[02/09/18 21:09:11] freeboson and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 13:54:47] tmberg [208/918] has challenged kork [73/295] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:27:44 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[02/11/18 23:50:02] kork [230/295] has come upon blind [379/936] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:23:35 is added to kork's clock.
[02/12/18 01:59:16] kork [128/295] has challenged dclaw123 [740/986] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:36:15 is added to kork's clock.
[02/12/18 10:28:31] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:40:15 towards level 84.
[02/13/18 09:17:00] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:26:36 towards level 84.
[02/13/18 23:30:00] kork [85/295] has come upon Boohbah [262/813] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:32:13 is added to kork's clock.
[02/14/18 08:32:34] kork [156/295] has come upon jamesl [273/423] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:16:18 is added to kork's clock.
[02/14/18 19:22:03] kork [218/295] has come upon yano [608/699] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:56:33 is added to kork's clock.
[02/15/18 10:29:14] Syloq [123/446] has challenged kork [269/295] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:18:06 is added to Syloq's clock.
[02/16/18 03:10:06] kork, tmberg, and nickware [1291/1869] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and LukeLR [1264/2623] and won! 1 day, 00:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 05:42:09] charitwo [495/509] has come upon kork [232/295] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:19:31 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[02/16/18 14:39:39] MadMan [129/1047] has challenged kork [196/295] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:26:58 is added to MadMan's clock.
[02/17/18 23:56:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 11 days, 00:49:49 toward level 84.
[02/18/18 04:05:06] AncalagonThBlack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/18 11:15:12] PiotrekD [557/707] has come upon kork [153/295] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:03:28 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[02/18/18 20:51:42] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:44:42 from level 84.
[02/19/18 03:30:20] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:54:56 towards level 84.
[02/19/18 10:47:35] kork, J, and lipek [1044/2175] have team battled freeboson, double, and exa [2176/2621] and lost! 1 day, 12:36:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/18 22:23:37] kork [57/295] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [201/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:15:55 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/18 05:13:26] kork [77/295] has come upon tmberg [720/941] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:45:47 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/18 05:24:40] kork [273/295] has come upon tmberg [656/941] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:36:23 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/18 16:42:45] kork [188/295] has challenged Agent86 [560/584] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:25:12 is added to kork's clock.
[02/23/18 18:43:15] kork [21/295] has challenged tmberg [148/941] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:26:43 is added to kork's clock.
[02/25/18 04:05:45] xayto, Zaratustra, and kork [227/2104] have team battled blind, HeavyPodda, and LukeLR [850/2462] and lost! 2 days, 00:38:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/18 12:07:00] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:29 towards level 84.
[02/25/18 16:29:37] kork [197/295] has come upon Dork_Knight [748/786] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:32:27 is added to kork's clock.
[02/26/18 00:19:18] Taffer, bender, and double [1545/2383] have team battled kenyon, KeboDK, and kork [198/2421] and won! 1 day, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 00:44:13] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:07:37 towards level 84.
[02/26/18 01:39:29] apiw [113/604] has come upon kork [30/295] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:04:59 is removed from apiw's clock.
[02/26/18 05:34:31] ishanyx and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/18 10:34:19] kork [53/295] has come upon AngryParsley [608/899] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:39:30 is added to kork's clock.
[02/26/18 11:26:09] kork [250/295] has come upon J [549/638] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:44:33 is added to kork's clock.
[02/27/18 01:17:14] kork, ncarl747, and astropoint [750/1770] have team battled AngryParsley, Barry, and pixelate [1580/1799] and lost! 0 days, 18:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/18 14:36:53] sunri5e, xayto, and Sixbierehomme [1741/1977] have team battled kork, ishanyx, and simple [1193/1825] and won! 0 days, 11:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 16:46:53] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:38:25 from level 84.
[02/27/18 18:52:13] kork, KeboDK, and theemstra [519/1902] have team battled pants, hoglahoo, and brendan [2463/2837] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/18 04:11:18] el, mustek, and kork [1084/1786] have team battled Atan, dax, and ishanyx [872/1918] and won! 1 day, 21:00:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 08:38:24] soltys [391/571] has come upon kork [131/295] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:52:09 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/28/18 21:54:35] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:28:37 towards level 84.
[03/01/18 15:37:10] ncarl747, elbie, and pfoley [1003/2304] have team battled SlowRiot, kork, and neurospex [252/2389] and won! 1 day, 05:34:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 17:45:02] Mithkabob, lightstalker, Lemelisk, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/18 11:58:08] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:29:45 from level 84.
[03/18/18 17:18:20] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:35:56 towards level 84.
[03/19/18 11:40:43] djm [184/926] has challenged kork [106/295] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:40:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/20/18 01:11:17] Fantom [5/143] has challenged kork [24/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to Fantom's clock.
[03/20/18 09:09:53] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:42:19 from level 84.
[03/20/18 09:53:54] grooverider [1143/1237] has challenged kork [65/295] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:03:47 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/21/18 02:51:51] Fantom [173/193] has challenged kork [275/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Fantom's clock.
[03/21/18 05:01:37] kork and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 16:57:27] kork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:59:18 from level 84.
[03/23/18 14:20:32] adamchainz [76/586] has challenged kork [293/295] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:10:45 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[03/23/18 22:23:22] kork [205/295] has challenged qwerty [354/838] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:33:06 is added to kork's clock.
[03/23/18 23:23:06] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:31:19 from level 84.
[03/24/18 00:43:35] jrosmith, dwfreed, and acolarh [1246/1418] have team battled Birdbones, soltys, and kork [652/1954] and won! 0 days, 07:43:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/18 18:44:39] Nistur and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 20:35:03] kork reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/18 01:00:50] Milquetoast, Mars, and Clearcasting [291/1941] have team battled mordac, kork, and qwerty [1914/2267] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/18 07:39:59] IdleMaster [197/755] has come upon kork [158/299] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 08:30:29 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/27/18 22:04:40] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:53:12 towards level 84.
[03/28/18 04:52:14] double, sigmg, and liara [210/2126] have team battled kork, xayto, and CornFly [128/2075] and won! 2 days, 14:10:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 17:15:07] vrillusions, sasaniak, sjefen6, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/18 07:37:16] kork [252/299] has come upon elf [732/1031] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:00 is added to kork's clock.
[03/30/18 02:55:44] woonack, Pici, and Atan [1739/2165] have team battled m0shbear, kork, and Evrial [945/1639] and won! 0 days, 21:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 07:52:57] theemstra, Mirc0p, and KeboDK [2375/2384] have team battled Atan, Taffer, and kork [1343/1545] and won! 3 days, 03:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 14:13:06] apiw [604/660] has come upon kork [34/299] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:19:55 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/30/18 14:13:06] apiw has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:30:40 is added to kork's clock.
[03/30/18 14:19:17] kork [157/299] has challenged Murii [254/340] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:22:28 is added to kork's clock.
[04/01/18 08:48:18] Tor [5/35] has challenged kork [212/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Tor's clock.
[04/02/18 21:46:12] kork [15/299] has challenged Ttech [1533/1630] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:01:38 is added to kork's clock.
[04/03/18 02:48:14] kork, Pici, and Luamil [1533/1924] have team battled MJ94, Syloq, and allo [786/1641] and won! 3 days, 13:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 15:19:09] kork and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 23:20:42] yano, Milquetoast, and shandor [1668/2301] have team battled Taffer, kork, and sjefen6 [1201/1427] and won! 2 days, 07:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/18 02:10:04] glorgamitch and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/18 02:48:02] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:14 towards level 84.
[04/04/18 12:55:29] Nistur [241/452] has come upon kork [216/299] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:50:56 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[04/06/18 15:37:23] D.Va [196/556] has challenged kork [287/299] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to D.Va's clock.
[04/06/18 16:05:33] kork [148/299] has come upon abra0 [675/1001] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:54:53 is added to kork's clock.
[04/06/18 20:12:29] dwfreed, liara, and Zye [1925/2247] have team battled sigmg, MrGlass, and kork [366/1866] and won! 10 days, 04:28:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 00:51:41] kork, Fluttershy, and HeavyPodda [1963/2381] have team battled sjefen6, J, and zid [368/2125] and won! 0 days, 03:05:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/18 22:08:16] MadMan [857/1058] has challenged kork [71/299] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[04/08/18 00:15:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 14:03:41 from level 84.
[04/09/18 21:48:31] kork reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/18 03:45:38] kork [211/302] has come upon RedW [627/1006] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:14:08 is added to kork's clock.
[04/10/18 12:41:25] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:11 towards level 84.
[04/10/18 22:06:39] kork [1/302] has come upon sunri5e [112/670] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:52:35 is added to kork's clock.
[04/10/18 23:26:45] kork, ruan, and HeavyPodda [1308/2248] have team battled ejai, robox, and agrajag [2133/2136] and lost! 0 days, 11:12:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/18 05:56:33] kork [228/302] has challenged Brainiac [52/703] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:04:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/12/18 19:21:43] lakwatsero, basepi, and elbie [1435/2155] have team battled LordH, kork, and blizgerg [1430/2592] and won! 2 days, 04:09:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 01:23:51] elf [335/1031] has come upon kork [10/302] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:47:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/13/18 18:17:10] kork [154/302] has challenged fattrat [1181/1195] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:01 is added to kork's clock.
[04/13/18 22:30:46] PiotrekD [343/698] has come upon kork [6/302] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:56 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/14/18 10:47:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 20:24:48 toward level 84.
[04/15/18 23:36:14] Flonk [176/737] has challenged kork [164/302] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:18:21 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[04/16/18 02:16:14] kork [208/302] has come upon SN4T14 [641/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:46:10 is added to kork's clock.
[04/16/18 03:49:53] dindinx, vox, and Killerkid [2455/2824] have team battled kork, Barry, and idlerpgww [521/1301] and won! 4 days, 13:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 04:43:26] brycec and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 23:07:01] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:09 from level 84.
[04/18/18 20:33:43] kork and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 18:47:50] kork [53/302] has come upon blind [537/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:47 is added to kork's clock.
[04/19/18 21:09:15] IndigoTiger [641/1153] has challenged kork [4/302] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:22:14 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[04/20/18 08:46:42] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:53 towards level 84.
[04/20/18 13:47:39] kork [60/302] has come upon bigjay [253/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:16:21 is added to kork's clock.
[04/22/18 07:52:20] Nistur and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 15:17:17] MrGlass and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 02:25:26] Heisenberg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 12:44:26] Mateusz [686/926] has come upon kork [114/302] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:50:06 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[04/23/18 19:43:26] kork [171/302] has challenged Zaratustra [136/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/24/18 07:31:39] kork [237/341] has challenged Flonk [28/747] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:31:26 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/24/18 07:47:56] kork [120/341] has challenged Sharky4 [412/459] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:39:00 is added to kork's clock.
[04/24/18 08:14:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 32 days, 13:57:20 from level 85.
[04/24/18 19:05:28] freeboson [131/849] has come upon kork [69/341] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:24:57 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/25/18 10:34:02] kork [147/341] has come upon dax [155/581] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:04:42 is added to kork's clock.
[04/25/18 12:02:42] basepi [138/831] has challenged kork [5/341] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:13:36 is removed from basepi's clock.
[04/26/18 14:31:50] dxtr [0/178] has challenged kork [109/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to dxtr's clock.
[04/27/18 18:51:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 85 days, 17:46:08 toward level 85.
[04/27/18 21:39:09] kork, Cameron_D, and shymega [270/2482] have team battled Gatewayy, KeboDK, and pixelate [150/2352] and won! 3 days, 02:11:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/18 23:38:07] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:31 towards level 85.
[04/28/18 07:27:13] kork [323/341] has challenged dclaw123 [850/973] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:00:23 is added to kork's clock.
[04/28/18 17:30:48] HeavyPodda [1032/1033] has challenged kork [31/341] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:59:40 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/29/18 00:33:23] sunri5e [138/668] has challenged kork [113/341] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:51:54 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[04/29/18 02:16:31] niko [345/499] has challenged kork [324/341] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:25 is removed from niko's clock.
[04/29/18 09:19:01] kork [217/341] has come upon sasaniak [104/668] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:27:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/29/18 15:38:57] kork [192/341] has challenged kenyon [1204/1245] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:05:26 is added to kork's clock.
[04/29/18 22:27:47] qwerty and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 17:26:21] kork [249/341] has come upon LukeLR [214/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:04:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/02/18 19:07:16] Wohali [92/366] has challenged kork [211/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to Wohali's clock.
[05/03/18 08:18:51] double, seanmnaes, and kork [637/1713] have team battled bootdisk, caeli, and Killerkid [1285/1992] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 16:57:37] kork [194/341] has come upon m0shbear [299/738] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:29:32 is added to kork's clock.
[05/04/18 15:12:43] kork and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/18 17:24:06] kork [77/341] has challenged Lemelisk [348/1187] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:59:46 is added to kork's clock.
[05/04/18 20:52:28] crysys, kork, and agrajag [436/1956] have team battled Killerkid, Atan, and abra0 [1576/2375] and lost! 2 days, 04:26:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/18 21:15:32] mefmef stole kork's level 50 ring while they were sleeping! mefmef leaves their old level 22 ring behind, which kork then takes.
[05/06/18 07:02:48] kork [219/310] has come upon MrGlass [723/842] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:07:25 is added to kork's clock.
[05/06/18 16:06:22] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:23:22 from level 85.
[05/08/18 05:18:33] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:46 towards level 85.
[05/08/18 07:30:05] Altorin [281/535] has challenged kork [139/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from Altorin's clock.
[05/09/18 02:39:17] SlowRiot and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 23:13:53] Tor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/18 02:12:39] kork had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:01 towards level 85.
[05/11/18 15:26:24] Heisenberg [764/958] has challenged kork [94/310] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:49:43 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/11/18 18:27:30] kork [243/310] has challenged djm [383/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:39:23 is added to kork's clock.
[07/06/18 23:54:30] loomysh, kier, and hannesenator [7/2759] have team battled elf, CornFly, and kork [2270/2552] and lost! 4 days, 20:08:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 01:08:03] Gerdesas, zifnab06, and Nistur [1398/1677] have team battled himuraken, JensRex, and kork [1613/2306] and lost! 2 days, 05:09:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 14:55:22] kork, Ais, and hannesenator [1885/1916] have team battled Lemelisk, Misza, and Elgo [1509/2819] and won! 0 days, 19:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 16:56:00] kork broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:12:10 from level 85.
[07/08/18 17:51:26] kork [170/310] has come upon robox [554/818] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:32:00 is added to kork's clock.
[07/08/18 19:26:46] kork [40/310] has come upon robox [782/818] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:01:40 is added to kork's clock.
[07/10/18 10:13:46] theemstra, Flonk, and kork [1536/1891] have team battled csc2ya, khmerboy, and Crazycatlady [1160/1449] and won! 1 day, 10:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 11:09:57] Iri [309/574] has challenged kork [138/310] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:26:07 is removed from Iri's clock.
[07/15/18 00:52:03] TimWolla, kork, and basepi [1078/1777] have team battled bigjay, mordac, and el [636/3358] and won! 0 days, 08:40:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 01:48:00] kork [296/310] has challenged KevinSpacey [446/474] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:30 is added to kork's clock.
[07/16/18 07:52:31] kork died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:25:16 from level 85.
[07/17/18 10:07:33] lipek [860/1223] has challenged kork [87/310] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:13:02 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/18/18 07:47:56] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:52 towards level 85.
[07/18/18 21:54:15] kork, bozo, and JensRex [1621/1844] have team battled Milquetoast, Lemongrab, and sheu [349/1670] and won! 2 days, 11:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/18 22:55:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 8 days, 09:36:59 toward level 85.
[07/19/18 15:59:31] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:30 towards level 85.
[07/19/18 18:27:20] blizgerg [706/1179] has challenged kork [260/310] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:52:09 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[07/20/18 16:49:19] shandor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/18 19:26:52] kenyon stole kork's level 22 set of leggings while they were sleeping! kenyon leaves their old level 20 set of leggings behind, which kork then takes.
[07/21/18 17:15:48] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:32 from level 85.
[07/22/18 03:46:53] vegadark [565/596] has challenged kork [200/308] in combat and won! 18 days, 13:27:19 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/23/18 08:59:39] MJ94 [501/679] has come upon kork [10/308] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 00:26:59 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/25/18 04:40:22] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:56 towards level 85.
[07/25/18 04:50:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 13:21:55 toward level 85.
[07/26/18 07:44:08] Syloq, Misza, and bootdisk [1438/2641] have team battled IndigoTiger, csc2ya, and kork [1040/1866] and won! 3 days, 14:34:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 05:29:02] MetaNova and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 19:36:43] Euronur, Milquetoast, and Lnk [1441/2514] have team battled astropoint, wulk, and kork [1089/1626] and won! 6 days, 16:58:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 18:26:31] kork [120/308] has challenged sunri5e [820/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:01:15 is added to kork's clock.
[07/29/18 10:38:18] kork [195/308] has come upon sjefen6 [347/778] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:06 is added to kork's clock.
[07/29/18 15:02:53] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:10 from level 85.
[08/01/18 22:11:58] kork and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 14:08:10] Milquetoast [54/948] has challenged kork [71/308] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:36:16 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/02/18 18:57:38] kork [219/308] has come upon KeboDK [494/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:01:08 is added to kork's clock.
[08/03/18 11:02:48] Eldoreth [54/931] has come upon kork [106/308] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:16:30 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[08/04/18 18:17:27] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:10 towards level 85.
[08/04/18 19:27:18] kork [267/308] has challenged Killerkid [261/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:48:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/05/18 09:45:36] kork, SpikeX, and Curious_Onion [271/1359] have team battled grooverider, SCSi, and ncarl747 [1307/2453] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 12:25:45] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:32 towards level 85.
[08/06/18 07:40:24] damyan [178/918] has challenged kork [280/308] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:59:46 is added to damyan's clock.
[08/07/18 07:53:25] kork [284/308] has come upon grdryn [266/598] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:27:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/07/18 16:49:45] adamus1red [219/260] has challenged kork [155/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:35 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[08/07/18 19:19:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 11:57:57 toward level 85.
[08/08/18 04:56:41] Sundance [293/697] has challenged kork [111/308] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:10:16 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[08/09/18 10:34:07] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:57 from level 85.
[08/10/18 07:09:29] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:28 from level 85.
[08/10/18 17:18:27] valdur55 [215/882] has challenged kork [139/308] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:19:42 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[08/10/18 20:08:49] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:18 towards level 85.
[08/17/18 12:01:18] tmberg [306/1015] has challenged kork [167/308] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:32:47 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/18/18 03:20:19] DroppedPepsi, niko, and kork [66/1294] have team battled Courage, Atan, and Akiyuki [1064/1492] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/18 16:07:38] x0, max, and zankore [1675/2061] have team battled tmberg, kork, and bootdisk [357/2304] and won! 1 day, 21:58:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 04:27:50] suterismus [894/1312] has challenged kork [114/308] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:23:49 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/19/18 16:21:34] pfoley [260/629] has challenged kork [242/308] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:20:01 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[08/19/18 18:44:39] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:23 towards level 85.
[08/20/18 08:27:43] Vroomfondel [713/760] has challenged kork [172/308] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:42:22 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/21/18 00:25:49] kork [125/308] has come upon MetaNova [0/1008] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:18:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/21/18 02:54:31] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:24 towards level 85.
[08/24/18 22:01:33] crysys, kork, and ToHellWithGA [917/1976] have team battled Andries, MetaNova, and Heisenberg [1328/2407] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/18 23:48:03] womblecat [25/616] has challenged kork [175/308] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:45:54 is added to womblecat's clock.
[08/25/18 00:26:49] kork [158/357] has challenged D.Va [569/617] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:33:10 is added to kork's clock.
[08/25/18 04:49:40] kork [335/357] has challenged Majak [338/469] in combat and lost! 9 days, 22:37:29 is added to kork's clock.
[08/27/18 06:05:00] kork [117/357] has challenged Sundance [636/697] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:38:42 is added to kork's clock.
[08/27/18 11:06:39] kork [232/357] has challenged HellSpawn [232/300] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:18:24 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/28/18 17:10:12] Nistur and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/18 09:06:26] bigjay and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/18 09:23:29] Curious_Onion [146/438] has come upon kork [13/357] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:56 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[08/29/18 10:02:08] Majak and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 00:50:22] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:21:59 from level 86.
[08/30/18 11:19:14] FSM, Iri, and kork [653/1295] have team battled HellSpawn, gildarts, and AbacusAvenger [541/1620] and won! 0 days, 16:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/18 02:44:02] kork [150/357] has come upon D.Va [737/779] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:38:15 is added to kork's clock.
[09/02/18 15:56:33] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:48:49 from level 86.
[09/02/18 21:03:35] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:19:57 from level 86.
[09/03/18 12:03:58] kork [264/357] has challenged LukeLR [222/687] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:30:39 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/03/18 12:03:58] In the fierce battle, LukeLR dropped their level 52 amulet! kork picks it up, tossing their old level 0 amulet to LukeLR.
[09/04/18 07:26:24] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:16:24 towards level 86.
[09/04/18 18:18:58] kork, Herb_Tarlek, and ohnx [2200/2331] have team battled Vroomfondel, lipek, and JensRex [2827/3094] and lost! 3 days, 17:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/18 14:58:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 19 days, 15:09:22 toward level 86.
[09/05/18 17:34:01] adamus1red [139/452] has challenged kork [388/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[09/08/18 14:19:22] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:01:12 towards level 86.
[09/09/18 04:51:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 18 days, 23:14:34 toward level 86.
[09/10/18 13:06:12] shandor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 17:01:06] Andries and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 19:25:00] dindinx and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 22:55:48] KeboDK and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 07:13:47] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:42:50 towards level 86.
[09/13/18 03:31:54] womblecat, pixelate, and kork [502/1494] have team battled CornFly, pants, and blizgerg [2039/3292] and lost! 1 day, 05:48:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/18 09:37:46] AthenaMarie [64/81] has challenged kork [14/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:46 is removed from AthenaMarie's clock.
[09/16/18 14:30:50] shymega [257/627] has come upon kork [318/414] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:57:21 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/16/18 16:03:34] kork, AthenaMarie, and IdleMaster [458/1429] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Zye, and rxcomm [311/2631] and won! 0 days, 00:46:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 16:48:59] Lemelisk [961/1215] has challenged kork [13/414] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:21:16 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[09/16/18 18:34:56] womblecat, sigmg, and Shasaeb [301/1385] have team battled kork, kier, and Andries [1795/2037] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/18 15:05:18] Curious_Onion, Cameron_D, and bootdisk [2617/3224] have team battled kork, apiw, and KeboDK [396/2135] and won! 0 days, 00:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/18 03:00:16] kork [136/414] has come upon Heisenberg [352/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:15:06 is added to kork's clock.
[09/19/18 13:37:43] kork [5/414] has come upon Mayit [151/224] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:47:44 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/18 05:41:41] kork [69/414] has come upon LukeLR [612/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:21:43 is added to kork's clock.
[09/22/18 14:56:59] kork [221/414] has come upon Tenorman [265/1051] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:23:44 is added to kork's clock.
[09/24/18 03:25:19] kork, sunri5e, and khmerboy [84/1922] have team battled damyan, freeboson, and alephnull [929/2319] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/18 16:43:13] shandor, Fluttershy, and x0 [1124/1998] have team battled Brady, kork, and Pici [1674/2167] and lost! 0 days, 09:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 00:53:45] Eiam [491/699] has challenged kork [20/414] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:21:25 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[09/28/18 02:59:43] alephnull [467/622] has come upon kork [151/414] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:47:48 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[09/29/18 20:37:29] BagelBites [13/62] has challenged kork [92/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[10/01/18 18:49:55] blizgerg [434/1215] has come upon kork [158/416] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:37:47 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/04/18 09:48:12] kork and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/18 13:48:19] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:10 towards level 86.
[10/04/18 15:03:31] kork [205/416] has come upon HellSpawn [330/409] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:04:30 is added to kork's clock.
[10/05/18 00:20:48] kork [126/416] has challenged lipek [113/1239] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:16:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/05/18 02:27:10] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:23 towards level 86.
[10/05/18 21:31:20] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:59 towards level 86.
[10/05/18 23:16:26] Zoddo, Taffer, and djm [1275/2352] have team battled kork, FSM, and holloway [1541/1809] and lost! 1 day, 00:43:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 01:32:17] Lemelisk [170/1223] has come upon kork [62/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:01:47 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/06/18 16:35:16] Sixbierehomme, Lemongrab, and shandor [1195/2039] have team battled kork, RedW, and MJ94 [1444/2114] and lost! 3 days, 09:56:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 04:12:24] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:12 towards level 86.
[10/08/18 17:00:42] IllusiveMan_ [130/327] has challenged kork [368/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[10/09/18 03:32:50] Majak and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 13:58:20] kork [356/416] has challenged Curious_Onion [58/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:10 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/09/18 16:51:03] double [655/1106] has come upon kork [43/416] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:46:41 is removed from double's clock.
[10/09/18 16:51:21] double [895/1106] has come upon kork [404/416] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:32:01 is removed from double's clock.
[10/09/18 21:33:48] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:06:58 from level 86.
[10/10/18 08:46:43] Andries [463/745] has come upon kork [45/416] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 16:29:53 is removed from Andries's clock.
[10/10/18 16:01:36] petrichor, blizgerg, and Sixbierehomme [966/2878] have team battled holloway, idlerpgww, and kork [753/1932] and won! 0 days, 15:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/18 21:17:32] Nofew and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 20:47:08] IRPG [136/285] has challenged kork [259/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to IRPG's clock.
[10/12/18 20:56:34] dxtr and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 01:03:05] kork, AncalagonThBlack, and brycec [33/2315] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, ishanyx, and Asara [1050/2853] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 18:58:54] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:51 towards level 86.
[10/13/18 23:20:38] sunri5e [666/1150] has come upon kork [115/382] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:13:10 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[10/14/18 00:41:19] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:04 towards level 86.
[10/14/18 00:58:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:39:21 from level 86.
[10/14/18 08:43:48] kork [122/404] has challenged acolarh [282/688] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:39:56 is added to kork's clock.
[10/14/18 17:08:21] kork [305/404] has come upon Cameron_D [1418/1648] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:34:15 is added to kork's clock.
[10/14/18 18:02:42] kork [158/404] has come upon dwfreed [438/464] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 03:30:52 is added to kork's clock.
[10/15/18 15:26:26] SirMonkeybox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 23:22:09] kork [21/404] has come upon ohnx [434/1041] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:20:19 is added to kork's clock.
[10/16/18 17:35:13] Roxana and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 15:43:55] kork broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:21:31 from level 87.
[10/17/18 22:56:28] mordac [1171/1228] has come upon kork [187/404] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:24:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/18/18 01:04:17] Sharky4 [380/714] has challenged kork [15/404] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:21:33 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[10/19/18 05:27:32] loomysh [190/781] has challenged kork [323/404] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:55:26 is added to loomysh's clock.
[10/19/18 09:15:19] MJ94 and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 19:47:56] Herb_Tarlek, elbie, and MadMan [1351/2711] have team battled kork, rxcomm, and JensRex [2311/2529] and lost! 3 days, 04:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/18 09:22:52] kork [146/404] has challenged loomysh [745/781] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:21:44 is added to kork's clock.
[10/20/18 18:58:34] KeboDK and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 09:04:09] xetarip [22/237] has come upon kork [297/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:26 is added to xetarip's clock.
[10/22/18 13:34:43] pants, kork, and sigmg [677/2079] have team battled Cusack, ishanyx, and Heisenberg [64/1515] and won! 1 day, 05:41:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 04:31:23] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:20:24 towards level 87.
[10/25/18 16:44:13] brycec and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/18 17:58:23] Saturnaal [13/17] has challenged kork [148/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to Saturnaal's clock.
[10/26/18 13:25:55] psycho [352/353] has challenged kork [324/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:33 is removed from psycho's clock.
[10/26/18 14:39:39] ohnx [169/1041] has challenged kork [212/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:03:30 is added to ohnx's clock.
[10/27/18 03:07:59] Brainiac, IndigoTiger, and kork [1063/1985] have team battled crysys, canton7, and LukeLR [48/2124] and won! 0 days, 20:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 17:13:28] Misza, Gizmokid2005, and Atan [1157/2694] have team battled kenyon, loomysh, and kork [1880/2586] and lost! 2 days, 23:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/18 22:23:39] Majak [400/475] has challenged kork [273/404] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:47:21 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/29/18 01:03:54] kork [107/404] has come upon Misza [357/1171] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:22:47 is added to kork's clock.
[10/29/18 04:30:24] kork [367/404] has challenged psycho [60/353] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:20:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/29/18 12:32:16] kork [352/404] has challenged MadMan [802/1115] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:49:36 is added to kork's clock.
[10/30/18 04:48:32] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:39:42 from level 87.
[10/30/18 16:26:45] kork [256/404] has come upon Andries [421/766] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:14:00 is added to kork's clock.
[10/31/18 01:40:47] Roxana [720/1265] has challenged kork [331/404] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:15:24 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[10/31/18 17:22:21] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:56:52 towards level 87.
[11/01/18 11:29:42] kork [165/404] has challenged yano [340/691] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:08:47 is added to kork's clock.
[11/02/18 09:26:43] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:22:00 from level 87.
[11/02/18 16:36:03] Eldoreth [647/979] has challenged kork [92/404] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:36:13 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/02/18 22:06:00] kork [50/404] has come upon Lemelisk [267/1258] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 23:08:07 is added to kork's clock.
[11/04/18 09:27:10] kork [17/404] has come upon damyan [85/913] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 02:28:09 is added to kork's clock.
[11/04/18 23:47:49] lagertonne [520/639] has challenged kork [380/404] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:23:59 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[11/05/18 18:25:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 16 days, 17:42:44 toward level 87.
[11/05/18 19:00:43] damyan stole kork's level 66 pair of boots while they were sleeping! damyan leaves their old level 25 pair of boots behind, which kork then takes.
[11/06/18 03:12:25] kork [109/359] has come upon Zoddo [345/1124] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:26:01 is added to kork's clock.
[11/06/18 16:11:02] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:14:32 towards level 87.
[11/07/18 09:07:21] kork [338/359] has come upon SCSi [238/499] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:47:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/08/18 10:07:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 35 days, 03:23:14 toward level 87.
[11/09/18 01:05:54] kork [207/359] has come upon pants [607/942] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:27:40 is added to kork's clock.
[11/09/18 06:09:53] ohnx [930/1037] has challenged kork [129/359] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:58:19 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[11/09/18 10:12:48] NPC4946410567318 [39/149] has come upon kork [250/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:54 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[11/09/18 14:11:42] kork [281/359] has challenged himuraken [912/934] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:36:24 is added to kork's clock.
[11/10/18 05:55:52] maria420 [167/221] has challenged kork [115/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:30 is removed from maria420's clock.
[11/10/18 08:41:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 19:09:30 from level 87.
[11/11/18 13:21:49] kork [290/359] has challenged MadHatter [356/678] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:27:58 is added to kork's clock.
[11/12/18 00:04:37] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:27:20 towards level 87.
[11/12/18 04:25:05] kork [23/359] has challenged D.Va [117/773] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:18:20 is added to kork's clock.
[11/13/18 17:53:42] kork [163/359] has come upon Kratos [211/416] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:24:40 is added to kork's clock.
[11/14/18 22:21:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 26 days, 15:35:11 toward level 87.
[11/16/18 08:26:08] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:26:52 from level 87.
[11/17/18 05:44:56] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:47:43 towards level 87.
[11/17/18 13:34:30] jrosmith [616/893] has challenged kork [2/359] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:59:49 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[11/17/18 14:54:32] kork [7/359] has challenged Fluttershy [333/1044] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:50:54 is added to kork's clock.
[11/18/18 12:27:13] kork [204/359] has come upon m0shbear [450/762] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:32:44 is added to kork's clock.
[11/18/18 18:22:34] djm, Psilocybe, and kork [762/1929] have team battled rxcomm, tmberg, and idlerpgww [101/2686] and won! 5 days, 13:02:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 01:07:34] kork [94/359] has challenged m0shbear [8/762] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:28:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/20/18 11:09:55] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:51:11 towards level 87.
[11/22/18 21:10:16] Roxana [781/1203] has challenged kork [115/359] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:07:01 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[11/23/18 21:21:18] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:38:03 from level 87.
[11/24/18 08:49:08] max and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/18 09:47:22] Sharky4 [147/726] has challenged kork [4/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:23:20 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[11/27/18 22:44:34] mwhahaha [648/975] has come upon kork [98/359] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:15:12 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/27/18 22:45:52] mwhahaha [296/975] has come upon kork [295/359] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:23:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/28/18 07:27:01] Sundance and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/18 07:12:04] kork [245/359] has come upon Roxana [818/1140] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:50:52 is added to kork's clock.
[11/29/18 16:50:05] kork [302/359] has come upon Fluttershy [590/1044] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:57:12 is added to kork's clock.
[11/29/18 21:40:34] kork, acolarh, and Atan [758/1578] have team battled Luamil, damyan, and simple [1413/2740] and lost! 3 days, 15:50:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/18 16:36:37] h00k and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 00:50:11] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:26:01 towards level 87.
[12/01/18 13:17:24] kork, Cameron_D, and holloway [1244/2944] have team battled KeboDK, Mateusz, and Atan [1100/2604] and won! 5 days, 01:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 14:24:53] Agent86, kork, and djm [631/1842] have team battled Lnk, eva42, and Crazycatlady [1296/2825] and lost! 1 day, 14:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/18 22:35:46] kork [261/359] has come upon loomysh [469/783] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:58:21 is added to kork's clock.
[12/14/18 14:13:28] kork [100/359] has come upon popey [17/420] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:01:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/15/18 03:09:32] sjefen6 [183/891] has challenged kork [25/359] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:07:01 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/15/18 23:10:16] Killerkid [652/1069] has challenged kork [250/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:16:44 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[12/17/18 00:47:22] kork [170/365] has come upon h00k [40/651] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:03:02 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/17/18 18:33:32] bp, pants, and Zye [2674/2843] have team battled fattrat, kork, and xonic [617/1985] and won! 0 days, 12:38:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 02:15:57] MJ94 [373/702] has come upon kork [241/365] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:24 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/21/18 10:07:57] pixelate, kork, and pants [1320/1802] have team battled Curious_Onion, petrichor, and Syloq [494/2438] and won! 6 days, 04:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 23:10:12] shandor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/18 01:07:20] Comstock [46/256] has challenged kork [253/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to Comstock's clock.
[12/23/18 02:34:27] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:48 towards level 87.
[12/23/18 04:52:28] kork [145/365] has challenged Lemelisk [182/1341] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:55:36 is added to kork's clock.
[12/23/18 16:02:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 10 days, 01:24:34 toward level 87.
[12/26/18 03:15:02] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:35 from level 87.
[12/27/18 01:48:56] bootdisk [270/1247] has come upon kork [293/365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:16 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[12/27/18 17:02:03] fattrat, ncarl747, and dclaw123 [2853/3048] have team battled kork, Andries, and tspange [1887/1906] and won! 4 days, 22:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 19:25:15] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:03 from level 87.
[12/30/18 04:27:14] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:28 towards level 87.
[12/31/18 12:02:00] kork [15/365] has come upon AngryParsley [1051/1156] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:08 is added to kork's clock.
[01/03/19 13:04:09] kork [159/365] has challenged Sixbierehomme [295/465] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:55:39 is added to kork's clock.
[01/03/19 16:07:20] kork met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:02:04 from level 88.
[01/04/19 11:36:49] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:58:27 from level 88.
[01/05/19 09:26:11] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:35:41 towards level 88.
[01/06/19 16:35:57] pfoley, pixelate, and JuanMaestro [537/2041] have team battled Mateusz, mwhahaha, and kork [340/2361] and won! 2 days, 23:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 10:17:24] Nofew [542/1038] has challenged kork [273/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:26 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/08/19 04:04:20] crysys, Jay_of_Delucia, and freeboson [1944/2104] have team battled kenyon, kork, and Andries [1316/2469] and won! 1 day, 05:14:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/19 03:40:36] kork [216/365] has come upon waifu [117/792] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:40:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/09/19 23:11:14] sigmg, vegadark, and Sixbierehomme [671/1889] have team battled buksi, cirdan, and kork [552/2029] and won! 3 days, 06:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 10:27:26] kork broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:07:03 from level 88.
[01/10/19 23:37:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 33 days, 18:39:03 toward level 88.
[01/11/19 04:57:59] kork [210/370] has come upon NRKist [115/640] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:30:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/12/19 08:46:25] HeavyPodda [758/1024] has challenged kork [361/370] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:48:29 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/13/19 09:47:06] kork [6/370] has come upon SirMonkeybox [243/534] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:59:34 is added to kork's clock.
[01/14/19 01:50:08] IndigoTiger, astropoint, and Asara [2126/3189] have team battled Yuhno, kork, and bobvador [609/1673] and won! 0 days, 03:38:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 10:19:00] kork lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:40:51 from level 88.
[01/14/19 23:33:45] djm and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 06:04:56] Yuhno, buksi, and LordH [146/2525] have team battled Birdbones, Mateusz, and kork [520/2821] and lost! 0 days, 23:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 05:42:00] loomysh, kork, and BagelBites [343/1569] have team battled MetaNova, IllusiveMan_, and xayto [1099/2255] and lost! 1 day, 16:18:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 23:24:47] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:24:33 towards level 88.
[01/19/19 09:16:37] shandor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/19 02:20:53] kork [240/370] has challenged Tor [826/1157] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:22:49 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/19 03:34:57] spillere, kork, and xayto [714/1717] have team battled ToHellWithGA, rxcomm, and mwhahaha [2212/2934] and lost! 3 days, 04:30:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/19 12:38:18] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:50:39 from level 88.
[01/22/19 03:05:49] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:00:43 from level 88.
[01/22/19 05:56:42] kork [131/370] has come upon ishanyx [241/631] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:30:49 is added to kork's clock.
[01/22/19 22:26:51] AbacusAvenger, psycho, and vox [1542/2471] have team battled Killerkid, kork, and canton7 [2312/2386] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 03:34:49] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:28:25 from level 88.
[01/23/19 11:52:50] sjums_the_great [92/452] has come upon kork [12/370] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:10:52 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/23/19 12:53:31] waifu, Beefcan, and mistaEvO8 [731/1772] have team battled IndigoTiger, Flonk, and kork [250/2186] and won! 0 days, 02:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 18:05:28] Sam [17/30] has challenged kork [180/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to Sam's clock.
[01/24/19 22:59:42] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:23:53 from level 88.
[01/25/19 16:46:16] kork [216/370] has challenged Atan [123/814] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:16:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/25/19 19:47:00] kork [181/370] has challenged BagelBites [343/415] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:24:02 is added to kork's clock.
[01/26/19 02:32:39] Phreaker [4/5] has challenged kork [292/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to Phreaker's clock.
[01/26/19 17:29:10] anderson [197/370] has challenged kork [311/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to anderson's clock.
[01/29/19 09:06:23] AngryParsley [707/1230] has challenged kork [326/372] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:52:26 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/29/19 09:06:23] AngryParsley has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 11 days, 14:30:29 is added to kork's clock.
[01/29/19 11:36:14] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:11:44 from level 88.
[01/31/19 03:45:12] BagelBites [316/415] has come upon kork [229/372] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:11:00 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[01/31/19 21:31:34] kork bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:12:18 towards level 88.
[02/01/19 01:43:49] SirMonkeybox, kork, and pfoley [1583/1606] have team battled allo, bigjay, and Heisenberg [1768/2746] and lost! 7 days, 12:20:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 23:40:09] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:39 towards level 88.
[02/02/19 00:26:45] kork [165/375] has challenged mwhahaha [744/955] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:23:30 is added to kork's clock.
[02/02/19 04:26:21] Atan, Khorne, and Syloq [2049/2380] have team battled kork, Psilocybe, and dindinx [1470/2131] and won! 0 days, 00:57:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 05:10:18] Lemelisk, kork, and Sam [568/2375] have team battled Sixbierehomme, IdleMaster, and bp [185/1742] and won! 0 days, 05:05:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 05:44:02] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:50:43 from level 88.
[02/03/19 10:32:26] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:29:58 from level 88.
[02/03/19 18:22:27] kork [92/375] has come upon robox [79/841] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 09:45:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/03/19 23:18:00] blind, kork, and Sharky4 [1627/2097] have team battled blizgerg, Zoddo, and xonic [2731/2850] and lost! 6 days, 02:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 05:56:39] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:31:21 towards level 88.
[02/05/19 21:38:52] kork, vegadark, and dclaw123 [304/2068] have team battled Bradicus, Vroomfondel, and Tor [2027/2616] and lost! 0 days, 23:43:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 11:31:24] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:31:40 towards level 88.
[02/06/19 15:32:20] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:24:34 towards level 88.
[02/07/19 11:22:17] kork slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kork's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/19 21:11:54] canton7, elbie, and kork [1696/2260] have team battled mustek, Psilocybe, and Virtual [840/2539] and won! 2 days, 00:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 21:11:02] kork, Yuhno, and Sixbierehomme [492/1846] have team battled sigmg, Geela, and lipek [268/2708] and won! 0 days, 14:32:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/19 03:07:18] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:00 towards level 88.
[02/09/19 15:41:38] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:45 towards level 88.
[02/09/19 18:59:04] Eldoreth [658/1010] has challenged kork [139/371] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:20:31 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/10/19 05:48:35] mordac, FSM, and Mirc0p [546/2613] have team battled kork, Scornn, and L [469/1227] and won! 2 days, 07:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/19 12:53:04] ishanyx, Mirc0p, and bobvador [1475/1954] have team battled kork, IllusiveMan_, and mustek [897/2040] and won! 8 days, 21:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/19 16:51:14] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:37:21 from level 88.
[02/11/19 00:57:23] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:58:12 towards level 88.
[02/11/19 01:14:09] xit, zhalla, and Asara [2365/2735] have team battled elf, Roxana, and kork [1242/2696] and won! 0 days, 03:34:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 13:31:52] Zaratustra, kork, and autist [1055/1933] have team battled Lemelisk, acolarh, and shandor [1178/2686] and lost! 1 day, 23:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 17:36:16] mistaEvO8 [445/549] has challenged kork [133/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:49 is removed from mistaEvO8's clock.
[02/12/19 17:51:29] bookworm, Crazycatlady, and MiddlewareMonkey [600/1297] have team battled Yuhno, FSM, and kork [71/1667] and won! 0 days, 01:45:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 02:40:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 23 days, 04:22:38 toward level 88.
[02/14/19 03:20:01] m0shbear [274/923] has challenged kork [56/371] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:02:14 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[02/14/19 19:34:00] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:08 towards level 88.
[02/18/19 05:42:29] suterismus [916/1286] has challenged kork [203/371] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:01:26 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/18/19 05:42:29] suterismus has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:26:35 is added to kork's clock.
[02/18/19 11:00:40] kork was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:15:11 from level 88.
[02/20/19 12:27:46] robox and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 10:23:37] JensRex [772/1161] has come upon kork [223/371] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:15:19 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[02/22/19 14:41:39] kork [280/371] has come upon rxcomm [224/1084] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:34:52 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/23/19 08:30:25] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:22 from level 88.
[02/23/19 18:12:56] HeavyPodda [86/1034] has challenged kork [122/371] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:37:25 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/23/19 23:37:17] Asara, womblecat, and Cameron_D [600/3598] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Tor, and kork [795/2492] and lost! 2 days, 12:01:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 17:37:51] efertone and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 16:29:27] kork [3/371] has come upon damyan [105/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:18:20 is added to kork's clock.
[02/26/19 13:42:44] xonic [407/628] has come upon kork [331/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:07:28 is removed from xonic's clock.
[02/26/19 18:02:30] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:26 towards level 88.
[02/26/19 21:31:36] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:07 towards level 88.
[02/27/19 05:34:30] sigmg [6/718] has challenged kork [66/371] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:03:16 is added to sigmg's clock.
[02/27/19 13:36:19] kork [330/371] has challenged lagertonne [2/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/28/19 10:26:35] kork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:14 from level 88.
[02/28/19 13:02:29] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:34 towards level 88.
[02/28/19 18:03:27] Birdbones [1256/1379] has come upon kork [198/371] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:14:10 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/28/19 22:07:08] kork [315/371] has come upon Yuhno [403/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:18 is added to kork's clock.
[03/01/19 03:49:48] sigmg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 04:02:51] kork [144/371] has come upon Sixbierehomme [25/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:17:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/01/19 06:36:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 0 days, 18:32:55 toward level 88.
[03/01/19 16:35:38] kork [285/379] has challenged xonic [383/785] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:01:32 is added to kork's clock.
[03/01/19 22:24:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 27 days, 21:06:13 toward level 89.
[03/02/19 10:51:58] xonic [429/785] has challenged kork [31/379] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:30 is removed from xonic's clock.
[03/04/19 02:24:52] kork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:27:10 from level 89.
[03/04/19 10:14:55] PiotrekD and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 04:07:32] kork [373/379] has challenged h00k [634/749] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:46:07 is added to kork's clock.
[03/27/19 06:39:57] kork [160/379] has come upon mrsFroug [42/92] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:21:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/28/19 10:05:55] kork [6/379] has challenged Roxana [353/1141] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:45:02 is added to kork's clock.
[03/29/19 05:04:21] kork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:39:22 from level 89.
[03/29/19 14:14:39] kork lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:02:35 from level 89.
[03/30/19 20:49:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 44 days, 09:42:33 toward level 89.
[03/31/19 08:48:22] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/19 12:57:44] bisco [76/316] has challenged kork [126/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to bisco's clock.
[04/01/19 13:24:48] apiw, Geela, and The_Joker [829/1862] have team battled zhalla, kork, and Ttech [1993/2535] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 17:36:39] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:43:59 towards level 89.
[04/01/19 21:33:13] TimWolla and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 14:28:31] max, dindinx, and Nechayev [1184/2076] have team battled Tenorman, kork, and IndigoTiger [2331/2415] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/19 23:01:52] astropoint [344/883] has come upon kork [102/379] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:19:40 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[04/05/19 03:48:30] MetaNova [41/738] has challenged kork [376/379] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:40 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/05/19 08:49:40] kork [349/379] has challenged chauffer [242/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:09:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/05/19 15:02:34] kork, M144, and Sharky4 [136/1984] have team battled Geela, brendan, and cirdan [1880/3103] and lost! 1 day, 16:30:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 21:52:45] kork and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/19 18:00:37] yano [582/781] has come upon kork [304/379] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:00 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/06/19 18:16:50] kork ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:01 from level 89.
[04/07/19 00:40:34] PlasmaStar [122/376] has challenged kork [148/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[04/07/19 23:19:37] yano, MaryMaid, and The_Joker [1325/1533] have team battled MadHatter, GilbertErik, and kork [42/1897] and won! 0 days, 01:49:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 20:44:50] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:08:43 from level 89.
[04/09/19 05:53:53] Geela, KeboDK, and LapTop006 [693/1658] have team battled LordH, kork, and dwfreed [439/1966] and won! 0 days, 02:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/19 08:14:28] kork discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:55:07 towards level 89.
[04/09/19 23:04:00] Majak, JensRex, and kork [1510/2035] have team battled Globalirc, micah, and Tenorman [1242/2399] and won! 2 days, 02:09:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 07:10:36] Birdbones [935/1392] has come upon kork [50/379] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:47:07 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/12/19 15:59:07] kork, el, and jose [1029/1525] have team battled LeLutin, Greg, and MiddlewareMonkey [491/1122] and won! 0 days, 02:35:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 04:35:31] dindinx, lipek, and Pici [1257/3469] have team battled zygren, LordH, and kork [335/2074] and won! 0 days, 10:38:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 05:32:44] kork [346/379] has challenged Geela [457/709] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:18:43 is added to kork's clock.
[04/13/19 05:54:16] Faker [176/315] has challenged kork [346/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to Faker's clock.
[04/13/19 16:49:16] kork and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 23:20:12] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:45 towards level 89.
[04/16/19 07:49:31] kork [313/379] has challenged petrichor [353/1224] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:32 is added to kork's clock.
[04/19/19 23:09:20] Tor [1119/1227] has challenged kork [172/379] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:49:15 is removed from Tor's clock.
[04/20/19 16:41:53] kork [127/386] has come upon m0shbear [466/980] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:08:05 is added to kork's clock.
[04/22/19 08:56:32] dclaw123, sunri5e, and Pici [406/3350] have team battled neurospex, kork, and pollo [1993/2234] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/19 11:56:05] kork got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:03 from level 89.
[04/24/19 14:13:57] Atan, Ironhoof, and rtfm [1415/2209] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Clearcasting, and kork [314/1845] and won! 0 days, 00:40:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/19 15:14:50] Lnk [564/988] has come upon kork [76/386] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:20:47 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/24/19 18:17:39] Atan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/19 05:02:26] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:04 towards level 89.
[04/26/19 18:28:40] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:55 towards level 89.
[04/26/19 19:46:45] kork [121/392] has challenged elbie [437/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:08 is added to kork's clock.
[04/27/19 02:09:22] simple [834/1184] has come upon kork [275/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/19 18:51:58] kork [387/392] has challenged wMw [334/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:53 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/28/19 06:38:13] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:34 towards level 89.
[04/29/19 05:05:57] kork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:59 towards level 89.
[04/29/19 19:39:43] kork [22/392] has challenged damyan [42/882] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:55:26 is added to kork's clock.
[04/30/19 11:18:53] PiotrekD and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 13:04:48] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:59:20 towards level 90.
[05/01/19 15:45:52] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:14:30 towards level 90.
[05/01/19 16:14:55] freeboson [199/954] has come upon kork [110/392] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 23:42:42 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/02/19 20:37:51] kork, psycho, and J [1490/1512] have team battled Roxana, Fluttershy, and blabber [677/2719] and won! 6 days, 06:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 00:20:05] kork [216/392] has come upon WallIdl [854/936] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:22:18 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/19 07:22:04] kork [253/392] has come upon Fluttershy [450/1106] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 01:20:06 is added to kork's clock.
[05/03/19 17:56:08] bootdisk [483/946] has come upon kork [345/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:25:18 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[05/03/19 23:47:15] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:32:42 towards level 90.
[05/04/19 14:11:30] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:10:55 towards level 90.
[05/05/19 07:34:01] Roxana [718/1142] has challenged kork [67/392] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:28:08 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[05/05/19 15:28:53] kork [55/392] has come upon woonack [61/491] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:13:24 is added to kork's clock.
[05/05/19 20:33:23] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:10:10 towards level 90.
[05/06/19 18:42:30] kork [49/392] has challenged JuanMaestro [774/884] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:15:15 is added to kork's clock.
[05/07/19 13:01:54] manish17xxx [129/767] has come upon kork [107/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:21 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[05/07/19 15:06:48] Curious_Onion, kork, and AngryParsley [1541/2279] have team battled brycec, brendan, and Birdbones [477/3795] and won! 0 days, 20:00:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 15:47:31] ilbelkyr [295/1063] has challenged kork [304/392] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:20:12 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[05/07/19 22:49:18] kork [59/392] has challenged pants [702/1190] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:53:51 is added to kork's clock.
[05/09/19 12:57:54] Kropotkin [325/627] has challenged kork [202/392] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:14:45 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[05/10/19 13:45:14] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:49:07 towards level 90.
[05/11/19 07:28:19] MiddlewareMonkey [576/619] has come upon kork [385/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:20 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[05/11/19 22:31:47] kork had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:55:52 towards level 90.
[05/12/19 10:39:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 30 days, 18:16:08 toward level 90.
[05/12/19 21:17:08] kork [144/392] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [104/901] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:44:12 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/13/19 19:09:07] kork [341/392] has come upon jvoisin [109/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:04:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/14/19 17:24:57] kork, TauPan, and niko [995/1640] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Killerkid, and skarlso [289/2071] and won! 3 days, 19:08:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/19 00:44:32] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:42 towards level 90.
[05/19/19 05:28:41] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:36 towards level 90.
[05/20/19 06:20:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 09:27:22 from level 90.
[05/20/19 06:28:32] kork [380/392] has come upon FSM [531/695] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:57:58 is added to kork's clock.
[05/20/19 08:44:27] Heisenberg and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/19 22:58:32] AncalagonThBlack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/19 23:49:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 09:20:54 from level 90.
[06/13/19 03:28:07] The_Joker [144/412] has come upon kork [224/392] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:27:16 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[06/13/19 15:46:25] Ratigan [672/783] has come upon kork [334/392] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:26:21 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[06/13/19 20:27:50] kork [361/392] has come upon borsin [39/644] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:45:11 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/13/19 23:24:12] loomysh [605/829] has challenged kork [47/392] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:26:12 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[06/14/19 03:58:50] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/19 12:41:49] MiddlewareMonkey [260/931] has come upon kork [58/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:12:42 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[06/14/19 14:10:19] canton7, Lemelisk, and Flonk [1236/3370] have team battled PlasmaStar, Atan, and kork [423/1635] and won! 4 days, 04:59:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/19 04:28:54] kork [266/392] has come upon Tenorman [101/1160] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:09:41 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/19/19 20:21:04] kork [302/392] has come upon buksi [192/761] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:22:46 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/20/19 08:01:26] kork, nickware, and anarcat [1891/2138] have team battled xayto, agrajag, and himuraken [857/2967] and won! 0 days, 02:06:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 01:02:25] kork [357/392] has challenged Scornn [160/465] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:47:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/21/19 02:57:36] kork and Kropotkin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 20:06:22] Nistur [398/440] has challenged kork [230/392] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:59:11 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[06/21/19 21:04:38] kork [207/392] has come upon Zaratustra [265/1164] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:35:50 is added to kork's clock.
[06/22/19 19:10:23] kork [78/392] has come upon brycec [331/1095] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:54 is added to kork's clock.
[06/22/19 20:05:19] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:10:36 from level 90.
[06/23/19 12:36:10] GraysonBriggs [38/227] has challenged kork [210/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to GraysonBriggs's clock.
[06/25/19 17:40:24] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:27 towards level 90.
[06/26/19 14:01:57] kad_geppyz [12/25] has challenged kork [19/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to kad_geppyz's clock.
[06/26/19 16:23:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 3 days, 08:49:35 toward level 90.
[06/26/19 19:08:34] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:11 towards level 90.
[06/28/19 15:39:55] kork [354/392] has challenged elbie [383/1005] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to kork's clock.
[06/29/19 21:44:24] sjums_the_great and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 01:23:32] kork [157/392] has come upon pfoley [102/710] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 12:54:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/01/19 10:03:10] kork [159/392] has come upon Lemongrab [812/1020] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:34:50 is added to kork's clock.
[07/01/19 13:56:22] Brady [75/938] has challenged kork [220/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:25 is added to Brady's clock.
[07/02/19 07:15:54] kork [277/392] has come upon manish17xxx [562/799] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:11:01 is added to kork's clock.
[07/02/19 11:38:23] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:23:36 towards level 91.
[07/02/19 22:40:07] TimWolla, ishanyx, and kork [696/2089] have team battled buksi, Heisenberg, and sc_ [994/1736] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/19 02:09:26] xayto [54/769] has challenged kork [0/392] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:36:53 is removed from xayto's clock.
[07/04/19 11:11:43] brendan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 14:25:52] sheu and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 21:48:00] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:30:56 towards level 91.
[07/07/19 23:43:53] loomysh, phraktyl, and kork [473/1595] have team battled dax, Nofew, and buksi [2019/2176] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 00:21:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed kork with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 21:25:38 from level 91.
[07/10/19 15:14:34] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:24:08 towards level 91.
[07/11/19 03:48:45] mordac, Cameron_D, and Lnk [3147/3923] have team battled Brady, elbie, and kork [460/2314] and won! 0 days, 12:00:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 06:04:18] elbie and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 13:49:20] kork [210/392] has challenged Lemelisk [942/1356] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:46:33 is added to kork's clock.
[07/12/19 11:52:05] algernon, yano, and Fluttershy [1165/2119] have team battled kork, KeboDK, and elf [1808/2272] and lost! 2 days, 04:30:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 04:43:26] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:51:50 from level 91.
[07/13/19 08:54:34] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:25:43 towards level 91.
[07/13/19 11:26:00] kork [231/392] has come upon Xenofex [324/856] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:13:54 is added to kork's clock.
[07/13/19 20:28:51] kork [325/392] has come upon Andries [143/521] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 17:39:35 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/14/19 03:47:12] kork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:05:21 from level 91.
[07/15/19 07:03:10] kork [47/392] has come upon Sixbierehomme [621/853] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:20:14 is added to kork's clock.
[07/15/19 13:10:35] borsin [256/653] has challenged kork [334/392] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:02:37 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/15/19 17:53:46] womblecat, RBecker, and kork [488/1876] have team battled Brady, Cameron_D, and Killerkid [1268/3643] and lost! 0 days, 11:04:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/19 06:12:35] dindinx and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 08:28:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 07:45:32 toward level 91.
[07/16/19 23:24:21] kork, Herb_Tarlek, xayto, and Kropotkin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/19 14:21:30] kork [229/392] has challenged dindinx [595/1026] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:11:38 is added to kork's clock.
[07/18/19 05:06:51] kork [239/392] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [92/629] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:58:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/18/19 09:40:52] kork and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 17:49:54] Nofew, rxcomm, and kork [91/2550] have team battled mordac, pollo, and Kropotkin [1159/2747] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 18:50:26] freeboson, crysys, and Jay_of_Delucia [964/2452] have team battled wMw, kork, and idlerpgww [1367/1754] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/19 18:37:29] suterismus [931/1362] has come upon kork [317/392] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:33:23 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/22/19 03:51:00] kork [79/342] has come upon chauffer [371/461] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:46:52 is added to kork's clock.
[07/22/19 20:36:38] csssuf and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 23:05:07] Misza [989/1287] has come upon kork [320/342] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:09:57 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/23/19 16:46:13] kork [253/342] has come upon sc_ [22/369] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:21:31 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/23/19 16:53:39] alephnull [241/827] has challenged kork [184/342] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:08:01 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[07/23/19 20:54:37] IllusiveMan_ [327/641] has challenged kork [335/342] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:43:11 is added to IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[07/24/19 07:49:20] kork [87/342] has come upon buksi [226/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:05:38 is added to kork's clock.
[07/24/19 17:40:51] kork, agrajag, and CornFly [720/2779] have team battled algernon, Eldoreth, and freeboson [469/2615] and won! 4 days, 10:16:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/19 23:58:38] TheDeadlyDandy [335/674] has challenged kork [152/342] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:25:48 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[07/26/19 10:19:40] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:08:16 towards level 91.
[07/27/19 08:13:12] kork [317/342] has challenged StalkR [386/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:09:05 is added to kork's clock.
[07/28/19 12:27:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 04:58:31 toward level 91.
[07/28/19 23:42:58] pixelate [460/525] has come upon kork [3/342] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 00:40:46 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[07/29/19 03:22:33] kork [181/342] has challenged Tenorman [633/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:29 is added to kork's clock.
[07/30/19 06:19:59] petrichor, AngryParsley, and kork [141/2732] have team battled Brainiac, CornFly, and Asara [1799/2983] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/19 18:40:18] neurospex, KeboDK, and kork [1325/2351] have team battled TauPan, Nechayev, and Pici [478/2609] and won! 1 day, 01:59:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 13:24:12] Xenofex and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/19 08:31:04] kork [280/342] has come upon Ttech [768/1915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:54:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/04/19 09:58:50] niko, kork, and Lemelisk [404/2515] have team battled Nofew, Iceman, and Zyphyr [2176/2371] and lost! 0 days, 02:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/19 02:39:03] double [7/1097] has come upon kork [156/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:54:49 is added to double's clock.
[08/05/19 02:52:22] kork [178/355] has challenged efertone [158/506] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:24:27 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/05/19 03:14:30] Xaris [1/6] has challenged kork [281/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:01 is added to Xaris's clock.
[08/05/19 14:36:02] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:25:23 towards level 92.
[08/06/19 13:38:43] mwhahaha, sheu, and crudd [593/2360] have team battled Everyman, kork, and CornFly [1787/2259] and lost! 0 days, 22:52:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 06:19:09] kork [39/355] has come upon micah [171/765] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:54:22 is added to kork's clock.
[08/08/19 07:32:01] Curious_Onion, apiw, and SCSi [226/2489] have team battled Globalirc, kork, and sjefen6 [1872/1885] and lost! 7 days, 19:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 06:21:48] bebbet [539/578] has challenged kork [127/355] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:52:55 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[08/09/19 09:33:20] kork, SCSi, and Milquetoast [210/2138] have team battled AbacusAvenger, max, and Reilly [996/2373] and lost! 5 days, 03:38:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 13:59:38] simple [663/1249] has come upon kork [59/355] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:29:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/11/19 09:19:42] Clearcasting [84/637] has come upon kork [146/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:27 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[08/11/19 23:42:05] kork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:21:44 from level 92.
[08/12/19 18:42:11] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:06:59 towards level 92.
[08/13/19 11:55:12] kork [284/355] has come upon FSM [319/796] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:36:53 is added to kork's clock.
[08/13/19 21:21:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 34 days, 07:54:52 toward level 92.
[08/14/19 04:46:08] kork [127/355] has come upon Birdbones [1087/1391] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:01:04 is added to kork's clock.
[08/14/19 17:34:13] anarcat, djm, and Notir [167/2041] have team battled Iceman, SCSi, and kork [1882/2322] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/19 09:45:43] kork had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:36:49 towards level 92.
[08/15/19 12:16:09] The_Joker and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 17:55:24] L [368/552] has challenged kork [179/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:14 is removed from L's clock.
[08/16/19 00:04:52] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:02 towards level 92.
[08/16/19 15:35:14] kork [165/355] has come upon freeboson [298/687] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:25:14 is added to kork's clock.
[08/16/19 16:30:23] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:34:52 towards level 92.
[08/16/19 18:41:56] kork [131/355] has come upon himuraken [496/977] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:45:28 is added to kork's clock.
[08/17/19 08:58:11] kork [216/355] has come upon Roxana [293/1186] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:36:23 is added to kork's clock.
[08/17/19 09:02:36] holloway, neurospex, and shandor [343/2996] have team battled Milquetoast, kork, and ohnx [920/2344] and lost! 9 days, 06:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/19 10:50:39] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:23:44 towards level 92.
[08/17/19 19:05:55] SlowRiot [496/844] has challenged kork [234/355] in combat and won! 22 days, 16:24:33 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[08/18/19 12:09:36] kork [82/355] has challenged AbacusAvenger [351/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:42:30 is added to kork's clock.
[08/19/19 18:58:44] kork and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/19 22:35:24] kork [263/355] has come upon ohnx [620/965] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:42:29 is added to kork's clock.
[08/20/19 03:10:10] dclaw123 [745/1066] has come upon kork [200/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:10 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[08/20/19 10:51:27] suterismus [525/1360] has come upon kork [188/355] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:55:01 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/20/19 15:31:12] Balthazar [61/208] has challenged kork [275/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[08/20/19 19:30:35] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:13 towards level 92.
[08/21/19 03:55:08] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:11:20 towards level 92.
[08/21/19 21:14:13] max, blizgerg, and Nechayev [3105/3150] have team battled kork, Everyman, and holloway [409/2174] and won! 0 days, 19:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/19 07:31:43] kork [288/355] has challenged lavamind [89/639] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:28 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/22/19 14:57:10] kork [214/355] has come upon Xenofex [237/877] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:34:41 is added to kork's clock.
[08/22/19 15:33:20] kork [65/355] has challenged DrJosh9000 [50/582] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:12:19 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/23/19 01:35:29] kork [62/355] has challenged Lemelisk [1169/1345] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:12 is added to kork's clock.
[08/23/19 13:59:22] Blukunfando [33/34] has challenged kork [249/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:40 is added to Blukunfando's clock.
[08/23/19 17:28:11] lavamind, sc_, and kork [661/1518] have team battled Athos, woonack, and alephnull [138/1992] and won! 0 days, 07:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/19 04:26:28] kork, Atan, and JuanMaestro [209/1994] have team battled Khorne, pfoley, and csssuf [559/2456] and lost! 1 day, 15:13:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 20:11:55] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:50:12 towards level 92.
[08/25/19 02:38:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 6 days, 07:31:39 toward level 92.
[08/25/19 14:18:53] JuanMaestro, Zaratustra, and WallIdl [589/2630] have team battled StalkR, kork, and Mars [1516/1972] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/19 08:15:42] kork [22/355] has come upon idlerpgww [135/741] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:38:00 is added to kork's clock.
[08/26/19 20:09:13] Balthazar [165/239] has challenged kork [135/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:49 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[08/27/19 00:55:14] kork [255/355] has challenged efertone [53/506] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:29 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/27/19 05:56:19] zid [612/1030] has challenged kork [78/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:23 is removed from zid's clock.
[08/27/19 19:48:33] Heisenberg, kork, and JensRex [653/2382] have team battled Zaratustra, Brady, and Herb_Tarlek [2940/3039] and lost! 2 days, 07:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 15:36:34] kork, suterismus, and yano [1986/2283] have team battled Xenofex, lavamind, and Mateusz [224/2617] and won! 2 days, 00:51:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 07:32:42] JensRex [255/1263] has come upon kork [129/355] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:51:44 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[08/30/19 13:51:57] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:00 towards level 92.
[08/31/19 04:38:56] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:18 towards level 92.
[08/31/19 12:03:06] Majak, kork, MiddlewareMonkey, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/19 19:37:33] kork [252/355] has come upon JensRex [600/1263] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:24:13 is added to kork's clock.
[08/31/19 22:54:40] m0shbear [215/986] has challenged kork [295/355] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:24:27 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[09/01/19 04:17:56] kork [341/355] has come upon manish17xxx [51/811] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:08:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/02/19 00:20:48] Lnk [87/999] has challenged kork [84/355] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/02/19 20:24:12] Khorne, csssuf, and petrichor [589/3016] have team battled kork, Herb_Tarlek, and pixelate [1507/1814] and lost! 0 days, 18:14:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/19 20:48:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 14:13:38 toward level 92.
[09/02/19 23:27:13] golgy, kork, and LapTop006 [651/1220] have team battled Sundance, Globalirc, and ilbelkyr [838/2489] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/19 15:01:29] kork [131/355] has challenged KeboDK [615/710] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:33:50 is added to kork's clock.
[09/04/19 15:28:10] Sharky4 [693/1043] has come upon kork [187/355] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:26:03 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[09/05/19 09:58:57] Majak, golgy, and lavamind [1189/1655] have team battled kork, holloway, and SCSi [1265/2153] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/19 18:45:20] Asara, kork, and Iceman [1236/2685] have team battled simple, xonic, and Balthazar [1516/2273] and lost! 3 days, 09:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/19 23:50:25] pixelate, fattrat, and Milquetoast [1854/2831] have team battled JensRex, bookworm, and kork [1096/2002] and won! 5 days, 01:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 09:59:35] kork, skarlso, and fattrat [1720/2110] have team battled suterismus, manish17xxx, and borsin [537/2804] and won! 1 day, 13:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 01:47:45] kork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:41:09 towards level 93.
[09/07/19 16:27:24] himuraken, dwfreed, kork, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/19 18:58:10] kork [232/355] has come upon SCSi [627/734] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:18:31 is added to kork's clock.
[09/08/19 03:00:24] kork [353/355] has challenged Chuck [260/746] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:26:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/08/19 11:07:57] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:10:04 towards level 93.
[09/09/19 06:04:38] kork, Fluttershy, and Khorne [1176/2460] have team battled xayto, blizgerg, and rxcomm [554/3475] and won! 0 days, 00:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/19 08:19:50] bookworm, efertone, and kork [756/1245] have team battled dax, Beavis, and Agent86 [2106/2387] and lost! 4 days, 13:52:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/19 02:23:58] pollo [109/883] has challenged kork [66/355] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:00:04 is removed from pollo's clock.
[09/10/19 12:37:50] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:21:17 towards level 93.
[09/11/19 01:16:04] kork [113/355] has challenged Ratigan [293/843] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:14:40 is added to kork's clock.
[09/13/19 23:31:49] Reilly [300/469] has challenged kork [146/355] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:25:23 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[09/15/19 23:31:10] Mars [398/1188] has come upon kork [265/355] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:57:12 is removed from Mars's clock.
[09/17/19 03:16:24] RBecker and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 10:25:13] soltys, LukeLR, and kork [329/2008] have team battled Mirc0p, CornFly, and yano [159/2449] and won! 7 days, 09:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 14:36:14] sheu, max, and DrJosh9000 [1871/2083] have team battled kork, PlasmaStar, and pollo [254/1733] and won! 3 days, 22:56:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 20:46:19] neurospex, kork, and Roxana [2411/2808] have team battled freeboson, The_Joker, and brendan [1578/2407] and won! 0 days, 23:32:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 23:01:11] pants, womblecat, and kork [1401/2201] have team battled Sundance, Roxana, and Forud [1027/2097] and won! 3 days, 03:01:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 13:13:56] Herb_Tarlek [40/940] has come upon kork [326/355] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:47:11 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 13:57:07] kork [306/355] has challenged Birdbones [208/1365] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:49:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/18/19 15:31:40] Yuhno, Ironhoof, and PlasmaStar [41/2404] have team battled MrGlass, IdleMaster, and kork [1606/1978] and lost! 2 days, 20:00:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/19 05:58:40] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:48:04 towards level 93.
[09/20/19 06:56:15] kork [284/355] has come upon efertone [73/506] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:17:16 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/20/19 11:39:13] kork [42/355] has come upon lavamind [96/651] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:20:49 is added to kork's clock.
[09/20/19 14:45:44] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:10 towards level 93.
[09/21/19 10:56:00] kork [168/355] has come upon astropoint [228/929] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:26:26 is added to kork's clock.
[09/22/19 12:26:34] lavamind, Agent86, and ncarl747 [1365/2165] have team battled pollo, sheu, and kork [820/1797] and won! 0 days, 04:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 19:34:18] kork found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:25 towards level 93.
[09/23/19 04:01:27] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:31:11 from level 93.
[09/23/19 10:53:41] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:47 towards level 93.
[09/23/19 23:54:12] kork [302/355] has come upon irix [192/889] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:34:01 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/24/19 14:54:59] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:33:48 from level 93.
[09/24/19 20:13:07] Yogi [28/206] has challenged kork [60/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to Yogi's clock.
[09/26/19 07:40:21] kork [270/355] has challenged yano [493/577] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:36:19 is added to kork's clock.
[09/30/19 06:18:21] kork and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 10:56:39] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:19 towards level 93.
[09/30/19 15:10:54] kork misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:40 from level 93.
[09/30/19 16:11:45] Xenofex [469/871] has challenged kork [290/355] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:33:51 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[10/01/19 13:10:05] Syloq [185/605] has challenged kork [232/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:20 is added to Syloq's clock.
[10/02/19 23:37:51] kork EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:40:09 from level 93.
[10/03/19 15:03:50] PiotrekD and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 15:23:10] kork was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:40:02 from level 93.
[10/03/19 18:24:25] Shy [16/34] has challenged kork [347/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:56 is added to Shy's clock.
[10/04/19 18:29:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 1 day, 01:50:29 toward level 93.
[10/05/19 03:07:09] WallIdl, Ttech, and FSM [1407/3279] have team battled kork, Balthazar, and bigjay [1475/2394] and lost! 8 days, 14:19:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/19 08:49:49] kork, m0shbear, and soltys [2037/2225] have team battled SirMonkeybox, max, and csssuf [1952/2215] and won! 1 day, 16:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 07:43:54] kork [154/355] has come upon gdm [323/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:49:25 is added to kork's clock.
[10/06/19 11:58:01] Sundance, sheu, and Birdbones [202/2461] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, holloway, and kork [504/1765] and lost! 3 days, 09:09:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 22:59:36] kork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:28 towards level 93.
[10/07/19 04:37:01] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:48 towards level 93.
[10/07/19 13:55:13] blizgerg [1331/1354] has come upon kork [142/355] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:34:43 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/07/19 18:45:39] kork [311/355] has challenged dartainus [82/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:55 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/08/19 05:08:35] kork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:29 towards level 93.
[10/08/19 09:00:31] kork, Ironhoof, and skarlso [701/2041] have team battled dindinx, crysys, and manish17xxx [853/2501] and lost! 0 days, 15:54:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/19 09:21:24] kork [53/355] has come upon phraktyl [436/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:28 is added to kork's clock.
[10/08/19 12:21:18] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 20:05:04] kork was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:43 towards level 93.
[10/08/19 23:52:45] L [229/777] has challenged kork [289/355] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:25 is added to L's clock.
[10/09/19 02:53:32] kork [201/355] has challenged xonic [420/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:29 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/19 09:20:42] Ratigan, waifu, and jvoisin [31/2632] have team battled kork, brycec, and djm [1762/2538] and lost! 3 days, 06:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/19 16:35:48] kork [132/355] has come upon Heisenberg [311/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:24 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/19 17:20:33] kork [59/355] has come upon Heisenberg [168/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:21 is added to kork's clock.
[10/09/19 22:36:59] kork [178/355] has come upon nawcom [229/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:32 is added to kork's clock.
[10/11/19 13:11:16] kork [28/355] has come upon Xenofex [576/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:15 is added to kork's clock.
[10/11/19 21:09:38] kork [191/355] has challenged WallIdl [541/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:08 is added to kork's clock.
[10/11/19 22:01:49] Susumurata [240/401] has come upon kork [250/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:57:32 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[10/12/19 09:29:08] Susumurata, suterismus, and brycec [26/2958] have team battled dwfreed, canton7, and kork [2013/2154] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 00:19:18] kork invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:58 towards level 93.
[10/13/19 08:03:55] kork [92/355] has challenged Reilly [362/473] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:49:58 is added to kork's clock.
[10/16/19 08:35:21] max [66/973] has challenged kork [220/355] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:43:56 is added to max's clock.
[10/19/19 06:59:25] petrichor, kork, and Asara [951/2730] have team battled Sharky4, LukeLR, and blabber [1841/2589] and lost! 2 days, 21:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/19 16:06:56] jvoisin [586/735] has challenged kork [26/355] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:00:04 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[10/20/19 00:43:51] kork bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:52:29 from level 94.
[10/20/19 06:57:31] dwfreed [721/761] has challenged kork [206/355] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:09:56 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/20/19 12:51:54] bigjay and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 13:38:04] Nofew, kork, and Athos [1696/1719] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, The_Joker, and Xenofex [912/1894] and won! 0 days, 09:30:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 21:16:31] kork learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:29:57 towards level 94.
[10/23/19 14:00:19] kork [339/355] has come upon GilbertErik [133/748] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:56:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/24/19 22:37:38] Scar3cr0w and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 01:46:48] kork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:45:13 towards level 94.
[10/25/19 15:20:21] kork misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:54:56 from level 94.
[10/25/19 16:49:55] djm and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/19 16:57:24] kork misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:17:47 from level 94.
[10/25/19 23:10:25] kork grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:54:59 towards level 94.
[10/26/19 21:05:51] kork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:14:57 towards level 94.
[10/27/19 14:52:22] sjefen6, simple, and Xenofex [693/2508] have team battled kork, FSM, and Elgo [459/1724] and won! 5 days, 14:56:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 17:53:25] kork [101/355] has come upon autist [869/883] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:31:58 is added to kork's clock.
[10/29/19 03:37:24] ishanyx [353/779] has challenged kork [159/355] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:19:27 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[10/29/19 18:57:52] kork, bootdisk, and Forud [1389/1580] have team battled meffe, lakwatsero, and Scar3cr0w [1350/1726] and won! 1 day, 11:28:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 22:53:37] kork has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:29:05 from level 94.
[10/30/19 05:31:37] kork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:30:48 from level 94.
[10/30/19 16:27:38] blizgerg [145/1359] has challenged kork [89/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:56 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/31/19 06:22:34] phraktyl, Lemelisk, and pixelate [1552/2569] have team battled Mateusz, kork, and Kropotkin [542/2448] and won! 2 days, 08:12:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 11:29:02] Tiny_Nuggins, Tenorman, and suterismus [1217/2987] have team battled soltys, kork, and efertone [1702/1747] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/19 02:18:51] kork [332/355] has come upon Misza [81/1334] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:16:06 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/02/19 01:22:12] kork [164/355] has come upon SCSi [13/710] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:45:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/02/19 02:28:28] kork [161/355] has come upon dartainus [501/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:04:37 is added to kork's clock.
[11/03/19 13:58:51] kork [260/355] has come upon bobvador [374/618] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:10:25 is added to kork's clock.
[11/03/19 22:04:56] kork [141/355] has come upon grooverider [1217/1460] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:55:27 is added to kork's clock.
[11/04/19 20:08:12] kork [132/355] has come upon csssuf [521/728] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:22:31 is added to kork's clock.
[11/05/19 05:57:14] PlasmaStar [211/495] has come upon kork [288/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:56 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[11/05/19 16:36:02] kork [106/355] has come upon borsin [391/662] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:29:52 is added to kork's clock.
[11/05/19 19:41:42] kork [321/355] has come upon sc_ [243/573] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:07:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/06/19 16:56:15] TimWolla, mwhahaha, and LukeLR [314/2728] have team battled buyoq, kork, and allo [821/1501] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/19 06:10:19] kork [74/355] has challenged fattrat [1282/1331] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:05:11 is added to kork's clock.
[11/08/19 01:38:19] elf [1076/1279] has challenged kork [192/355] in combat and won! 23 days, 01:00:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/10/19 01:28:30] Yuhno, ohnx, and Mars [409/2914] have team battled pfoley, kork, and Xenthys [1525/1925] and lost! 1 day, 23:27:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/19 06:40:14] bigjay, Chuck, and mwhahaha [3022/3267] have team battled zid, brendan, and kork [2314/2697] and won! 0 days, 17:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 17:19:10] kork and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 23:30:35] Tor and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/19 05:14:44] kork [338/355] has come upon ohnx [231/972] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:46:30 is removed from kork's clock.
[11/13/19 22:26:23] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:17 towards level 94.
[11/13/19 23:18:29] kork hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:39:57 towards level 94.
[11/15/19 17:25:15] Pauwelz [42/230] has challenged kork [238/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/15/19 18:10:45] datdus [233/255] has challenged kork [71/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:02 is removed from datdus's clock.
[11/16/19 08:58:05] kork [297/355] has challenged meskio [793/865] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:11 is added to kork's clock.
[11/16/19 12:58:59] Notir [152/517] has challenged kork [156/355] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:02:03 is added to Notir's clock.
[11/17/19 18:39:00] algernon [488/708] has come upon kork [4/355] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:01:35 is removed from algernon's clock.
[11/18/19 17:12:32] kork saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:41:39 from level 94.
[11/19/19 07:15:39] KyloRen [445/455] has come upon kork [131/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:39:16 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[11/19/19 16:20:13] kork [41/355] has come upon rxcomm [55/1293] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:34:56 is added to kork's clock.
[11/20/19 20:21:40] dartainus, Nechayev, and blizgerg [2205/2942] have team battled kork, elbie, and Bradicus [1100/2250] and won! 0 days, 07:33:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 20:26:38] kork [263/355] has come upon elbie [907/947] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:22:45 is added to kork's clock.
[11/22/19 21:37:02] jvoisin [646/735] has challenged kork [257/355] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:43:28 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[11/24/19 09:32:28] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:43 towards level 94.
[11/24/19 09:58:53] kork [323/355] has come upon jvoisin [706/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:49:10 is added to kork's clock.
[11/25/19 22:45:45] Misza, Zoddo, and kork [800/2888] have team battled alephnull, woonack, and MiddlewareMonkey [1219/2797] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 23:24:42] kork [203/355] has come upon Misza [1200/1334] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:15:38 is added to kork's clock.
[11/26/19 05:43:40] TauPan and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/19 08:03:21] kork [300/355] has come upon LukeLR [321/806] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:39:53 is added to kork's clock.
[11/27/19 21:48:15] kork was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:08:51 from level 94.
[11/30/19 06:25:17] sheu [146/576] has challenged kork [306/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:57 is added to sheu's clock.
[11/30/19 09:25:59] loomysh [534/891] has challenged kork [231/355] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:47:33 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[11/30/19 23:11:31] kork sharpened the edge of their weapon! kork's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/19 10:32:16] ncarl747 [454/884] has challenged kork [155/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:07 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[12/03/19 06:35:25] SCSi [728/740] has come upon kork [247/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:18 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[12/03/19 17:19:51] IdleMaster [24/784] has come upon kork [108/334] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 04:37:33 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/04/19 22:53:25] kork [318/334] has challenged jbroome [259/1037] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:50:37 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/06/19 06:59:53] kork [69/334] has come upon inittab [35/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:48 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/06/19 17:05:35] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:09 towards level 94.
[12/06/19 20:48:02] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:03 towards level 94.
[12/07/19 15:12:43] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:48 towards level 94.
[12/08/19 12:59:37] kork and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 05:12:01] kork was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:25 from level 94.
[12/09/19 15:26:53] kork [57/334] has come upon ishanyx [417/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:30 is added to kork's clock.
[12/10/19 14:40:37] kork [294/337] has challenged Tor [602/1147] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:52:49 is added to kork's clock.
[12/11/19 16:53:03] Forud [303/575] has challenged kork [52/337] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:57:35 is removed from Forud's clock.
[12/11/19 20:59:19] i3d [12/37] has challenged kork [182/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:15 is added to i3d's clock.
[12/12/19 14:24:54] kork [63/337] has come upon Fluttershy [839/1173] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 23:01:37 is added to kork's clock.
[12/12/19 16:09:50] kork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:32:42 towards level 95.
[12/14/19 22:28:16] Jay_of_Delucia, brycec, and kork [131/2136] have team battled allo, Ether, and Brady [1772/1905] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/19 11:12:56] kork [44/337] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [225/727] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 20:23:36 is added to kork's clock.
[12/16/19 20:16:24] Xenthys [80/723] has come upon kork [129/337] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:40:43 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/17/19 19:35:19] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 10:26:04 towards level 95.
[12/18/19 18:52:53] kork [248/337] has come upon phraktyl [369/694] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:13:05 is added to kork's clock.
[12/20/19 02:45:57] TheDeadlyDandy, Athos, and TheresusPheronor [391/1712] have team battled dwfreed, KeboDK, and kork [1208/1953] and lost! 0 days, 08:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/19 03:46:19] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:36:39 towards level 95.
[12/20/19 06:32:25] kork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:26:32 towards level 95.
[12/20/19 22:40:11] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:16:20 towards level 95.
[12/21/19 02:39:59] kork [246/337] has challenged Dyntra [92/438] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:24:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/21/19 07:51:31] kork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:23:48 towards level 95.
[12/21/19 09:30:12] kork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:44:49 from level 95.
[12/23/19 18:54:18] kork [59/337] has challenged Brainiac [279/845] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:17:08 is added to kork's clock.
[12/24/19 10:05:15] tmberg, dartainus, and jvoisin [211/3241] have team battled sjefen6, djm, and kork [108/1978] and won! 0 days, 14:50:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/19 10:57:58] buksi [466/801] has challenged kork [305/337] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:23:55 is removed from buksi's clock.
[12/24/19 18:24:56] kork [141/337] has come upon bobvador [251/695] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:59:08 is added to kork's clock.
[12/25/19 01:03:08] kork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:30 towards level 95.
[12/25/19 01:25:11] kork stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:18:08 towards level 95.
[12/25/19 04:01:42] kork [330/337] has challenged Nechayev [479/865] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:55:50 is added to kork's clock.
[12/25/19 07:01:32] kork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:09:57 towards level 95.
[12/25/19 11:26:54] Ether, Chuck, and kork [837/1332] have team battled PiotrekD, Reilly, and anarcat [448/2535] and won! 0 days, 00:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 03:06:49] mordac [338/1302] has challenged kork [298/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:55:29 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/27/19 09:33:20] kork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:25:33 towards level 95.
[12/28/19 03:17:41] djm [623/1029] has challenged kork [154/337] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:27:44 is removed from djm's clock.
[12/28/19 03:17:41] djm has dealt kork a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:17:33 is added to kork's clock.
[12/28/19 08:02:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kork 35 days, 20:50:34 toward level 95.
[12/29/19 20:48:50] xonic, sjefen6, and kork [1037/1665] have team battled sheu, buyoq, and Mateusz [422/2277] and won! 1 day, 20:04:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 12:40:38] kork was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:23:55 from level 95.