Player Info

User: max
Class: man with six fingers
Admin?: No
Level: 100
Next level: 248 days, 04:00:57
Status: Offline
Host: chezmax!~max@no.pants.today
Account Created: Fri Nov 11 15:17:56 2016
Last login: Mon Mar 29 09:33:01 2021
Total time idled: 1463 days, 03:21:26
Current position: [415,461]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 31
boots: 49
charm: 40
gloves: 60
helm: 38
leggings: 66
ring: 25
shield: 55
tunic: 90 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 34

sum: 488

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 14 days, 21:36:42
nick: 22 days, 00:39:40
part: None
quest: 182 days, 20:04:15
quit: 159 days, 06:10:18

total: 379 days, 00:30:55

Character Modifiers

[11/11/16 16:39:31] max [0/4] has challenged Adar [342/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to max's clock.
[11/11/16 17:10:06] max [5/12] has challenged Sir_Lemming [75/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to max's clock.
[11/11/16 17:51:02] max [8/23] has challenged Zoddo [340/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to max's clock.
[11/11/16 19:58:40] max [10/43] has challenged Hydrogenum [155/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to max's clock.
[11/11/16 21:38:50] max [57/64] has challenged Nofew [956/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to max's clock.
[11/12/16 09:36:37] pixelate, gipyelrah, and Sixbierehomme [1809/2316] have team battled mwhahaha, robox, and max [545/1360] and won! 3 days, 12:01:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 16:41:01] NoodleCake, Nofew, and Budzogan [588/2345] have team battled max, MadMan, and pfoley [1228/1432] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 10:08:30] max [171/172] has challenged zankore [19/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:18 is removed from max's clock.
[11/13/16 15:55:57] max [10/172] has challenged godog [620/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to max's clock.
[11/14/16 00:11:07] Nofew [934/983] has come upon max [75/172] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:21 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/14/16 00:37:30] max [47/180] has challenged IronY [15/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from max's clock.
[11/14/16 00:37:30] In the fierce battle, IronY dropped his level 13 weapon! max picks it up, tossing his old level 6 weapon to IronY.
[11/14/16 04:08:16] elf, RBecker, and Virtual [394/2285] have team battled darkmage, max, and Cameron_D [519/2324] and lost! 1 day, 00:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/16 08:58:01] max [43/200] has challenged borsin [255/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to max's clock.
[11/14/16 17:41:12] max set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:32 from level 29.
[11/14/16 20:38:14] max [179/228] has challenged Regnor [150/910] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from max's clock.
[11/15/16 04:03:08] Sundance [271/358] has challenged max [121/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[11/15/16 06:59:55] max [95/253] has challenged Zye [281/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to max's clock.
[11/15/16 19:18:11] dzen [114/288] has challenged max [216/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to dzen's clock.
[11/15/16 20:14:13] max [56/253] has come upon jenksy [371/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:02 is added to max's clock.
[11/16/16 07:44:59] max [223/270] has challenged sjefen6 [9/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from max's clock.
[11/16/16 17:48:13] LordH, Tzic, and max [488/2050] have team battled Iri, Ttech, and bl4ckscor3 [1164/2350] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/16 20:17:18] max, damyan, and V`ger [615/1374] have team battled Ladon, XJR-9, and strugart [696/2844] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/16 00:17:36] max [179/270] has challenged a1291762 [226/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to max's clock.
[11/17/16 21:47:04] max [98/270] has challenged MetaNova [406/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to max's clock.
[11/18/16 09:50:12] max was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:32 from level 34.
[11/18/16 12:15:12] rt, Ironhoof, and brycec [681/1607] have team battled max, VoidFox, and vox [1566/1990] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/16 22:58:37] max [57/270] has challenged kensington [288/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to max's clock.
[11/19/16 07:43:19] max [99/270] has come upon tspange [817/951] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:40 is added to max's clock.
[11/20/16 02:07:41] Cenhinen [464/609] has challenged max [88/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:16:50 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[11/20/16 02:23:42] daemoneye, max, and V`ger [222/1253] have team battled Chuck, Fluttershy, and Ladon [2120/2557] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 05:49:27] max [5/270] has challenged MadMan [525/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to max's clock.
[11/21/16 14:34:51] max [159/342] has challenged mwhahaha [71/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from max's clock.
[11/22/16 20:12:45] max [213/345] has challenged astropoint [28/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from max's clock.
[11/23/16 10:02:49] max, brycec, and nfsnobody [894/1500] have team battled Bokkie, XJR-9, and dragonreborn [1252/1387] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 22:09:31] hannesenator [478/900] has come upon max [144/345] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:29:16 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[11/24/16 10:12:28] max [232/345] has challenged Budzogan [44/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from max's clock.
[11/24/16 10:12:28] In the fierce battle, Budzogan dropped his level 55 shield! max picks it up, tossing his old level 41 shield to Budzogan.
[11/25/16 02:38:18] max [70/360] has come upon Ladon [808/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:17 is added to max's clock.
[11/26/16 05:22:03] gabriel, petrichor, and Taffer [433/2273] have team battled dodobrain, max, and Cameron_D [424/2479] and won! 1 day, 00:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/16 05:27:23] max [54/363] has challenged Meta [247/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to max's clock.
[11/28/16 11:01:31] astropoint [549/604] has come upon max [171/363] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:19:19 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[11/28/16 17:27:30] max [297/365] has challenged stonehammer [531/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to max's clock.
[11/28/16 22:10:36] max and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/16 16:09:25] Scarp [381/572] has challenged max [129/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from Scarp's clock.
[11/30/16 14:59:21] max [224/365] has come upon damyan [632/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:48 is added to max's clock.
[12/01/16 12:24:06] max [174/399] has challenged AngryParsley [93/778] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from max's clock.
[12/01/16 15:47:30] Andries [286/704] has come upon max [12/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/02/16 06:56:34] max reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/16 12:57:55] Euronur [276/281] has challenged max [205/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[12/04/16 14:23:45] max [218/404] has challenged Ttech [669/1478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to max's clock.
[12/05/16 07:53:00] max set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:22 from level 43.
[12/05/16 18:01:14] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:35 from level 43.
[12/07/16 13:56:38] robochot [406/534] has challenged max [383/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from robochot's clock.
[12/08/16 08:54:45] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:57 towards level 43.
[12/08/16 15:17:35] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:22 towards level 43.
[12/09/16 02:17:26] max [372/442] has challenged bedna__ [110/199] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:48 is removed from max's clock.
[12/10/16 07:31:58] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/16 21:45:37] kork [90/288] has come upon max [68/442] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:41:08 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/10/16 22:19:49] Xenthys, HeavyPodda, and shymega [1322/2093] have team battled Merkel, zbart, and max [1321/1751] and won! 0 days, 13:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 05:19:11] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:16 towards level 44.
[12/12/16 14:55:31] max [419/449] has challenged blind [299/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from max's clock.
[12/12/16 15:45:27] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:06 from level 45.
[12/12/16 15:57:13] max, LordH, and jenksy [132/2346] have team battled Birdbones, xa, and sphere_au [0/1567] and won! 0 days, 19:50:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 17:35:31] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:08 towards level 45.
[12/15/16 04:12:57] aucg, NeuralMiner, and Euronur [384/1674] have team battled Majak, max, and zbart [697/1398] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 20:37:12] max [166/449] has challenged bootdisk [58/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:04 is removed from max's clock.
[12/16/16 03:54:44] max [235/449] has come upon elbie [271/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:48 is added to max's clock.
[12/16/16 07:33:19] max [223/449] has come upon Firien [250/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:04:37 is added to max's clock.
[12/19/16 05:35:05] max and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 11:21:00] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:20 towards level 46.
[12/21/16 04:11:16] max [26/478] has challenged Anaxyn [34/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to max's clock.
[12/21/16 06:13:37] MadMan [338/672] has challenged max [30/478] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:19:13 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/22/16 01:15:51] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:41 towards level 47.
[12/23/16 09:56:51] Killerkid [181/921] has come upon max [463/478] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:51:35 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/23/16 11:24:03] max [242/478] has challenged freeboson [108/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:24 is removed from max's clock.
[12/23/16 17:43:39] Sixbierehomme [671/723] has challenged max [307/478] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:38:25 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/24/16 19:02:26] max fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:12 from level 47.
[12/25/16 04:16:13] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:19 towards level 47.
[12/25/16 10:02:12] max, Ironhoof, and noother [877/2268] have team battled hannesenator, JensRex, and dclaw123 [2211/2421] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/16 00:11:26] max [187/478] has challenged Cenhinen [503/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to max's clock.
[12/27/16 14:26:10] max and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 02:31:32] max [216/481] has come upon vrillusions [531/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:02:08 is added to max's clock.
[12/30/16 07:26:30] max and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 08:03:39] Firien, pants, and shandor [1209/2427] have team battled max, NeuralMiner, and dclaw123 [333/1739] and won! 1 day, 01:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/16 04:30:49] zankore [509/761] has challenged max [294/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:41:18 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/31/16 20:15:35] max was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:34 from level 48.
[12/31/16 23:37:40] benoliver999 [392/398] has challenged max [128/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:34:13 is removed from benoliver999's clock.
[01/01/17 13:06:50] JensRex, max, and allo [1215/1698] have team battled kline, idisjunction, and NeuralMiner [827/1829] and won! 0 days, 12:05:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 04:04:19] max and Xethron have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 12:27:49] Anaxyn, Relayer, and holloway [1614/2106] have team battled Asara, max, and MadMan [331/2281] and won! 0 days, 08:26:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 18:53:18] Heisenberg [572/843] has challenged max [128/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:12:12 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/03/17 10:07:17] max [293/492] has challenged GilbertErik [215/530] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from max's clock.
[01/04/17 00:33:12] elf, max, and qbit [1038/1721] have team battled Woona, Euronur, and dtype [1017/1706] and won! 0 days, 04:03:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 04:44:04] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:43 towards level 49.
[01/04/17 22:52:27] max [282/492] has come upon ville [474/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:52 is added to max's clock.
[01/05/17 09:08:45] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:18 from level 49.
[01/05/17 11:19:25] darkmage [915/939] has challenged max [264/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:11 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/06/17 14:15:36] max, Woona, and roy [725/1881] have team battled vegadark, gipyelrah, and SudoKing [2060/2223] and lost! 0 days, 22:13:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/17 17:12:37] FakeWizard, Killerkid, and allo [1735/2226] have team battled Realmy, zid, and max [1880/2343] and lost! 2 days, 22:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/17 03:46:46] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:22:46 from level 49.
[01/08/17 06:54:24] max [90/492] has come upon dtype [2/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:59 is removed from max's clock.
[01/08/17 11:46:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 2 days, 01:09:01 toward level 49.
[01/09/17 14:55:58] max [446/492] has challenged Asara [969/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:29 is added to max's clock.
[01/09/17 17:48:34] FakeWizard and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/17 22:31:11] Birdbones, dclaw123, max, and Tzic have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/17 02:28:45] max [501/715] has challenged Merkel [126/998] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from max's clock.
[01/11/17 09:26:17] rharwood [64/563] has come upon max [52/715] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:49:39 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[01/11/17 19:15:31] max [75/715] has challenged Zye [387/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:38:58 is added to max's clock.
[01/12/17 06:31:12] max [432/715] has come upon shymega [315/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:45:38 is removed from max's clock.
[01/13/17 08:25:29] max, Agent86, and Furry [1540/1857] have team battled ville, SchrodingersScat, and vegadark [343/2084] and won! 1 day, 01:16:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/17 19:38:36] Goodkat [332/444] has challenged max [631/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Goodkat's clock.
[01/14/17 04:36:46] gabriel [347/1056] has challenged max [163/715] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:32:48 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[01/15/17 04:45:31] max [585/715] has challenged Gatewayy [226/863] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:04:41 is removed from max's clock.
[01/16/17 10:20:13] hannesenator, max, and Ttech [1052/3107] have team battled Sixbierehomme, everbrew, and Chuck [394/2284] and won! 0 days, 03:36:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/17 15:54:01] nickware [239/517] has come upon max [421/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:44 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/16/17 20:07:32] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:52 towards level 50.
[01/16/17 21:50:34] SudoKing and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 00:07:02] max [393/715] has challenged MJ94 [619/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to max's clock.
[01/17/17 04:06:24] godog, blizgerg, and max [573/2232] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, omnivore, and PocketKiller [1444/1579] and lost! 2 days, 05:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 06:49:04] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:11 towards level 51.
[01/18/17 16:46:11] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:07 towards level 51.
[01/19/17 15:18:40] Zoddo [366/688] has challenged max [506/718] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[01/19/17 19:25:55] max [464/718] has challenged MetaNova [376/444] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:32:04 is removed from max's clock.
[01/20/17 00:53:06] everbrew and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 07:58:14] gipyelrah, blind, and max [613/2584] have team battled RBecker, Asara, and Virtual [1353/2573] and lost! 1 day, 10:04:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 03:10:59] max, gabriel, and freeboson [2232/2428] have team battled halomademeapc, JuanMaestro, and RBecker [1291/1784] and won! 1 day, 08:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 08:36:53] max [605/718] has come upon Lios [176/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:45:58 is removed from max's clock.
[01/23/17 09:49:25] max [627/718] has come upon unicron [658/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:04:14 is added to max's clock.
[01/23/17 17:00:01] Chuck, Toagac, and max [969/2253] have team battled petrichor, Bkid, and Firien [818/2212] and won! 0 days, 07:16:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 04:35:41] Zoddo, brycec, and max [1419/2144] have team battled Realmy, PaoloBitta, and Pici [2143/2340] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/17 10:21:43] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:40 towards level 51.
[01/26/17 17:19:36] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:50 towards level 51.
[01/26/17 23:36:34] max [678/718] has come upon PersonalJ [300/802] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:27 is removed from max's clock.
[01/27/17 00:52:46] max [185/718] has challenged aucg [596/944] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to max's clock.
[01/27/17 04:59:37] TauPan, Birdbones, max, and dxrt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/17 20:36:05] max [59/718] has challenged Andries [21/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:04:44 is removed from max's clock.
[01/28/17 09:40:56] rxcomm [95/803] has challenged max [323/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:31:36 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/28/17 15:43:07] max [152/718] has challenged Doctor [560/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:31 is added to max's clock.
[01/29/17 04:37:52] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:45 towards level 52.
[01/30/17 01:34:05] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:52 towards level 52.
[01/31/17 20:58:20] max [568/718] has come upon pants [414/734] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:37:33 is removed from max's clock.
[01/31/17 22:35:39] Goodkat [187/455] has come upon max [154/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:33 is removed from Goodkat's clock.
[02/01/17 05:37:30] zankore [616/750] has challenged max [131/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:35 is removed from zankore's clock.
[02/01/17 08:46:29] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:03 towards level 52.
[02/02/17 21:41:23] sasaniak, max, robox, and Hydrogenum have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/17 23:40:28] max [73/740] has challenged Ttech [724/1483] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to max's clock.
[02/04/17 04:02:09] fattrat [612/858] has challenged max [604/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:54:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/04/17 09:09:30] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:56 towards level 53.
[02/04/17 20:50:32] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:27 towards level 53.
[02/05/17 21:16:24] max [662/740] has challenged V`ger [292/623] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:14 is removed from max's clock.
[02/05/17 22:57:02] max and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 09:19:49] max [416/740] has come upon Adar [545/554] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:07:27 is added to max's clock.
[02/06/17 16:06:24] RistoUuranmaki [360/701] has come upon max [89/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:33:45 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[02/06/17 19:24:10] archlich [292/595] has challenged max [668/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:45:12 is added to archlich's clock.
[02/07/17 00:25:58] max [358/740] has challenged theemstra [510/733] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:05 is added to max's clock.
[02/07/17 10:11:45] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:18 towards level 53.
[02/07/17 12:02:39] max [666/740] has come upon canton7 [532/737] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:41:36 is removed from max's clock.
[02/07/17 18:15:28] Mrs.BigHead [15/48] has challenged max [518/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[02/10/17 23:47:55] borsin, Fattyeater, and dindinx [243/1332] have team battled bl4ckscor3, max, and Str1ngS [1172/1815] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/17 14:10:54] max [172/740] has come upon canton7 [250/727] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:14 is added to max's clock.
[02/11/17 16:18:49] yano, max, and Oooooog [1462/1695] have team battled Asara, dodobrain, and bl4ckscor3 [1419/2526] and won! 0 days, 09:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 11:52:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:03:02 from level 53.
[02/13/17 05:18:06] max [80/740] has challenged Oooooog [7/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:49 is removed from max's clock.
[02/13/17 08:42:17] IFo [151/201] has challenged max [541/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to IFo's clock.
[02/13/17 14:03:53] max [670/740] has challenged rharwood [560/563] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from max's clock.
[02/13/17 21:10:29] max lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:57:28 from level 54.
[02/14/17 01:45:06] max met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:49:05 from level 54.
[02/22/17 05:36:15] woonack, himuraken, and RBecker [1358/1771] have team battled max, Brainiac, and kline [1162/1855] and won! 0 days, 18:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 09:04:04] Globalirc, Realmy, and Tenorman [606/2791] have team battled Milquetoast, max, and fulcrum [127/1961] and won! 1 day, 03:58:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 21:22:37] darkmage, max, and brendan [211/2786] have team battled Realmy, blind, and vox [2913/3072] and lost! 3 days, 02:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/17 05:06:58] max [457/740] has come upon Firien [40/768] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:25:57 is removed from max's clock.
[02/23/17 11:19:26] alexj [263/478] has come upon max [263/740] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:20:15 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/24/17 06:28:21] Bkid [570/911] has challenged max [337/743] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:51 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[02/24/17 15:50:24] Majak [518/532] has challenged max [550/743] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:58:28 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/25/17 07:35:12] GilbertErik [102/524] has come upon max [94/743] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:07 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[02/26/17 06:44:09] kensington [530/626] has come upon max [623/743] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:03:14 is added to kensington's clock.
[02/27/17 14:32:12] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:08 towards level 54.
[02/28/17 21:37:29] SlowRiot, D.Va, and BronyDee [216/1718] have team battled max, freeboson, and strugart [2250/2612] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/17 23:44:48] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 08:20:14] Killerkid [349/934] has come upon max [369/743] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:46:02 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/02/17 02:16:10] max spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! max's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/17 03:35:32] LordH, basicMiracle, and max [1039/2038] have team battled Bradicus, gipyelrah, and Sundance [1804/2464] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/17 22:38:40] Fluttershy [77/891] has challenged max [290/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:25 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[03/05/17 13:01:41] SudoKing and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/17 13:22:54] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:10 from level 54.
[03/06/17 07:56:46] Mateusz [834/842] has challenged max [241/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:37 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[03/06/17 18:57:57] johngaden [201/226] has challenged max [410/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to johngaden's clock.
[03/08/17 17:20:07] max [27/739] has come upon tspange [159/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:35 is added to max's clock.
[03/08/17 21:18:31] bootdisk [142/635] has challenged max [283/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:18:57 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/09/17 19:17:33] Mithkabob [337/525] has challenged max [91/739] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[03/10/17 04:10:24] max [347/741] has challenged Virtual [629/639] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to max's clock.
[03/10/17 09:31:19] max [38/741] has challenged arg8bluefan [249/332] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:26:49 is added to max's clock.
[03/11/17 10:32:33] Grums stole max's level 43 amulet while they were sleeping! Grums leaves his old level 30 amulet behind, which max then takes.
[03/11/17 22:56:34] Mrs.BigHead [241/385] has challenged max [693/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[03/11/17 23:06:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 15 days, 06:19:03 toward level 55.
[03/13/17 21:00:03] max [486/727] has come upon sasaniak [104/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:45:51 is removed from max's clock.
[03/14/17 05:17:22] yano, Pici, and ville [127/2054] have team battled vox, idlerpgww, and max [910/2153] and lost! 2 days, 18:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/17 13:21:34] max [372/727] has come upon Tratos [605/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:17:24 is added to max's clock.
[03/14/17 18:07:43] max [625/727] has come upon SlowRiot [444/919] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:28 is removed from max's clock.
[03/18/17 13:50:41] max [556/733] has challenged dwfreed [214/506] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from max's clock.
[03/19/17 20:50:58] SlowRiot [598/919] has challenged max [118/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:22 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[03/19/17 21:51:19] XJR-9 [99/684] has challenged max [338/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:33 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[03/20/17 16:34:03] GilbertErik [458/524] has come upon max [87/733] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:26:38 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[03/21/17 10:29:47] max [397/733] has challenged Ttech [86/1481] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:56:04 is removed from max's clock.
[03/21/17 19:37:01] max [727/733] has come upon SchrodingersScat [415/847] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:23:43 is removed from max's clock.
[03/23/17 20:48:51] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:31 towards level 56.
[03/23/17 23:42:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 20:19:29 toward level 56.
[03/24/17 08:54:02] Fluttershy [304/891] has challenged max [518/733] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:24:18 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[03/24/17 11:04:26] soltys [595/686] has come upon max [21/733] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:43 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/24/17 18:59:18] idlerpgww, max, and jstg [1061/1875] have team battled blizgerg, mordac, and RBecker [319/2481] and won! 0 days, 07:48:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 19:05:38] elbie and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 03:50:01] Reilly, everbrew, and LordH [1971/2167] have team battled Cypher, MetaNova, and max [1385/2091] and won! 3 days, 06:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 16:04:41] XenGi [68/936] has challenged max [659/733] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:20:11 is added to XenGi's clock.
[03/26/17 08:48:48] max [443/766] has challenged tspange [652/834] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to max's clock.
[03/26/17 12:33:10] Cypher [38/993] has come upon max [329/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:16 is added to Cypher's clock.
[03/27/17 10:22:51] max, tmberg, and FakeWizard [2133/2339] have team battled Virtual, stvc, and abra0 [30/1769] and won! 2 days, 15:26:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 12:31:25] max [408/766] has challenged elf [798/894] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:23:40 is added to max's clock.
[03/27/17 20:05:52] freeboson and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/17 12:48:12] max [157/766] has come upon Sundance [672/719] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:33:35 is added to max's clock.
[03/28/17 22:12:48] max [763/766] has come upon double [758/855] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:58:20 is removed from max's clock.
[03/29/17 01:05:34] Atan [25/243] has challenged max [84/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Atan's clock.
[03/29/17 13:31:39] max saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:03 from level 57.
[03/30/17 05:17:55] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:48 towards level 57.
[03/30/17 06:46:36] max [610/766] has come upon Taffer [608/702] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:30:59 is removed from max's clock.
[03/30/17 09:49:41] ncarl747, max, and theemstra [1904/2414] have team battled FakeWizard, fattrat, and kork [1629/2086] and won! 0 days, 08:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 10:58:35] max [555/766] has come upon Satoshi [528/786] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:11:44 is removed from max's clock.
[03/30/17 13:50:45] max [722/766] has come upon canton7 [767/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:30:31 is added to max's clock.
[03/30/17 14:24:04] max and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 01:25:49] ToHellWithGA, max, and suterismus [583/2473] have team battled fattrat, kork, and vuffie [352/1723] and won! 0 days, 23:57:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 03:07:02] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:47 towards level 57.
[03/31/17 04:01:47] shymega [468/512] has challenged max [382/766] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:58:04 is removed from shymega's clock.
[04/02/17 10:29:20] max [664/766] has come upon droogie [763/791] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:27:29 is added to max's clock.
[04/03/17 01:59:29] max [738/766] has come upon liara [56/368] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:05:57 is removed from max's clock.
[04/04/17 00:30:59] woonack [337/446] has challenged max [637/766] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:09:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/17 01:06:04] max, SchrodingersScat, and osannatas [1183/2229] have team battled kork, Sailor_Venus, and AbacusAvenger [391/1805] and won! 1 day, 18:27:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 10:40:17] SynthesizerPatel, max, and gollum [1389/2175] have team battled AbacusAvenger, AngryParsley, and Herb_Tarlek [2448/2450] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/17 09:48:49] MetaNova [128/365] has challenged max [689/766] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:05:34 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/07/17 23:37:16] Brady [190/279] has challenged max [56/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from Brady's clock.
[04/07/17 23:37:16] Brady has dealt max a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:00:24 is added to max's clock.
[04/08/17 19:23:30] Sailor_Venus [281/678] has come upon max [71/766] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:46:30 is removed from Sailor_Venus's clock.
[04/09/17 08:20:48] kensington, Majak, and ncarl747 [448/1850] have team battled max, basepi, and Grums [1509/2065] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/17 00:38:42] max and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 05:29:06] zankore [579/811] has challenged max [132/766] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:22:26 is removed from zankore's clock.
[04/12/17 01:55:08] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:28 towards level 57.
[04/12/17 04:01:11] max [308/766] has challenged Jareeta [248/1126] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from max's clock.
[04/14/17 09:04:50] Bl4ckC0r3, cirdan, and max [1629/1986] have team battled Ladon, GilbertErik, and bootdisk [1592/2272] and won! 0 days, 01:56:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 20:15:50] cirdan [313/815] has come upon max [542/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:02:43 is added to cirdan's clock.
[04/16/17 07:30:52] nfsnobody, elbie, and rxcomm [699/2334] have team battled Bokkie, gabriel, and max [1917/2122] and lost! 1 day, 05:25:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/17 22:26:41] LordH [497/1017] has challenged max [231/766] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:46:54 is removed from LordH's clock.
[04/17/17 06:29:28] max [233/766] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [256/724] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:53:54 is added to max's clock.
[04/17/17 13:49:57] Lnk [262/339] has challenged max [80/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/17/17 21:50:34] RedW, mwhahaha, and idlerpgww [1722/2043] have team battled max, pixelate, and dtype [41/1949] and won! 0 days, 01:23:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 13:51:03] vegadark and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 14:44:20] max [170/766] has challenged holloway [225/815] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:00 is added to max's clock.
[04/18/17 16:24:38] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:50 towards level 58.
[04/20/17 08:59:48] mwhahaha [583/597] has challenged max [25/766] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:45:22 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/20/17 14:01:45] max [14/766] has challenged zid [425/838] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:58 is added to max's clock.
[04/22/17 19:09:18] Lnk, Gatewayy, and Pici [2027/2159] have team battled Syloq, max, and jstg [1169/1736] and won! 0 days, 02:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/17 15:28:33] max [287/766] has challenged soltys [612/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:28:05 is added to max's clock.
[04/23/17 21:40:04] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:14 towards level 58.
[04/25/17 02:41:47] Lim [237/278] has challenged max [131/766] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from Lim's clock.
[04/26/17 20:27:59] Atan, sjums_the_great, and keepermurf [168/1750] have team battled max, Mirc0p, and pants [1979/2002] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/17 20:57:10] max [15/766] has challenged MrGlass [559/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:51:49 is added to max's clock.
[04/27/17 16:15:30] Cypher, ncarl747, and max [1467/2506] have team battled arg8bluefan, pants, and kensington [1337/1691] and won! 0 days, 06:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 17:04:38] AbrahamLinksys [20/695] has challenged max [354/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:59:28 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/02/17 17:39:54] glorgamitch and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 23:36:46] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:13 towards level 58.
[05/05/17 01:02:43] SirMonkeybox and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 03:20:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 08:53:28 toward level 58.
[05/05/17 12:41:05] max, DrOfBaconNomics, and Tzic [962/2672] have team battled nfsnobody, sjums_the_great, and Zye [595/1894] and won! 1 day, 08:30:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/17 08:22:54] max [346/760] has challenged Bradicus [132/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:33:02 is removed from max's clock.
[05/06/17 10:00:01] CornFly [16/943] has come upon max [169/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:32 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/06/17 19:27:06] max [700/760] has challenged TauPan [202/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:32:36 is removed from max's clock.
[05/06/17 19:31:47] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:13 towards level 58.
[05/06/17 20:18:01] max [413/760] has come upon Bkid [182/933] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:52:09 is removed from max's clock.
[05/07/17 01:12:27] Lnk and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 22:58:26] max [619/760] has come upon Oooooog [422/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:17:20 is removed from max's clock.
[05/08/17 13:31:58] max and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 14:57:25] max [114/760] has challenged vox [254/1058] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to max's clock.
[05/10/17 04:01:28] Ironhoof [67/1106] has challenged max [412/760] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[05/12/17 15:19:30] max [29/760] has challenged dindinx [182/457] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:51:27 is added to max's clock.
[05/13/17 05:24:52] Globalirc [306/716] has challenged max [175/760] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:38:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/13/17 08:31:21] max [236/760] has come upon SN4T14 [445/771] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:19:55 is added to max's clock.
[05/13/17 16:28:54] max [35/760] has challenged blizgerg [323/1143] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:42:04 is added to max's clock.
[05/14/17 20:29:07] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:22:17 towards level 59.
[05/15/17 02:36:50] max [646/760] has challenged GilbertErik [524/655] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:24:15 is removed from max's clock.
[05/15/17 11:53:46] WallIdl, prime, and max [1302/2014] have team battled suterismus, vox, and RedW [66/3258] and won! 5 days, 21:49:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 05:16:09] elbie and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 08:54:24] max [455/760] has come upon dwfreed [418/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:20:10 is removed from max's clock.
[05/16/17 15:45:37] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:56 towards level 59.
[05/16/17 23:47:00] max [439/760] has challenged Birdbones [35/905] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:53:01 is removed from max's clock.
[05/17/17 11:38:11] Milquetoast [668/946] has come upon max [427/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:07 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/18/17 22:42:21] elf [648/872] has come upon max [88/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:25:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/19/17 11:29:38] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:25:27 from level 59.
[05/19/17 19:17:46] max [368/760] has come upon petrichor [960/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:54:56 is added to max's clock.
[05/20/17 14:48:03] Mirc0p, stvc, and Frogging101 [995/1490] have team battled IndigoTiger, max, and Zaratustra [1026/2905] and lost! 1 day, 04:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/17 21:52:08] zifnab06 [164/338] has challenged max [737/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/21/17 20:40:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:58:45 from level 59.
[05/22/17 10:12:29] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:02 towards level 59.
[05/22/17 19:56:53] exotime, max, and Majak [885/1653] have team battled Zoddo, Fluttershy, and dwfreed [1497/2105] and lost! 0 days, 12:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/17 13:21:59] max [294/760] has challenged kinopu [54/254] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:48:35 is removed from max's clock.
[05/24/17 21:44:52] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:25 towards level 59.
[05/24/17 22:21:21] osannatas, Satoshi, Evrial, and max have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/17 07:49:44] max [730/760] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [345/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:51 is removed from max's clock.
[05/29/17 23:55:33] Fluttershy, Lios, and max [2242/2500] have team battled hannesenator, pfoley, and bootdisk [654/2488] and won! 0 days, 04:11:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 16:42:31] max [23/760] has challenged Zaratustra [856/1150] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to max's clock.
[06/01/17 10:17:12] Boohbah, max, and GilbertErik [166/2224] have team battled ville, simple, and Ttech [2634/3031] and lost! 6 days, 08:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/17 11:31:47] max, Bkid, Ttech, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/17 14:58:47] max set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:09:04 from level 60.
[06/04/17 18:32:54] max [722/760] has come upon fattrat [668/1149] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:07:14 is removed from max's clock.
[06/04/17 21:28:48] max [184/760] has come upon Cypher [542/1018] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:33:05 is added to max's clock.
[06/04/17 21:50:47] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:24:17 towards level 60.
[06/05/17 13:03:54] fattrat [649/1149] has come upon max [368/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:54:09 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/07/17 07:45:42] max [268/760] has challenged Hydrogenum [61/423] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:17:56 is removed from max's clock.
[06/07/17 17:29:08] max [382/760] has come upon theZoMBiE [362/989] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:38:07 is removed from max's clock.
[06/08/17 06:41:01] allo [157/482] has come upon max [397/760] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:07:31 is added to allo's clock.
[06/08/17 18:11:18] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:39:21 towards level 60.
[06/09/17 13:15:57] max, Gerdesas, blizgerg, and Bl4ckC0r3 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/17 14:27:36] SN4T14 [248/774] has challenged max [738/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[06/09/17 20:28:58] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:20 towards level 60.
[06/10/17 18:23:25] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:58 towards level 60.
[06/11/17 09:13:13] SlowRiot and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 01:03:07] max [190/760] has come upon tmberg [201/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:05:43 is added to max's clock.
[06/14/17 05:12:46] max, Socks, and everbrew [1743/2047] have team battled Brainiac, osannatas, and Milquetoast [1469/2242] and won! 1 day, 05:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 13:11:47] max and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 07:43:55] fattrat [824/1149] has come upon max [277/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:57:11 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/15/17 19:09:49] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:08 from level 60.
[06/16/17 10:58:05] max [481/760] has come upon D.Va [440/478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:31:57 is removed from max's clock.
[06/18/17 19:31:35] Heisenberg, max, and Nofew [1767/2856] have team battled Woona, XJR-9, and Zoddo [1423/2370] and won! 0 days, 01:12:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 00:20:18] max [385/808] has challenged m0shbear [200/669] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:22 is removed from max's clock.
[06/19/17 00:56:33] max ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:29:37 from level 61.
[06/20/17 18:20:06] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:39:27 towards level 61.
[06/20/17 23:20:46] Bradicus, Avon, and max [2118/2676] have team battled Woona, neurospex, and alexj [1861/2715] and won! 0 days, 02:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 12:01:20] NoodleCake, max, rxcomm, and Andries have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/17 16:25:15] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:29 towards level 61.
[06/24/17 19:36:24] max [4/808] has challenged Sundance [365/754] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:39:47 is added to max's clock.
[06/25/17 05:29:10] kinopu, wulk, and KingQuackers [869/1314] have team battled max, yasdorian, and basepi [1613/2274] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 10:10:25] max [658/808] has challenged Woona [914/950] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:08:56 is added to max's clock.
[06/25/17 21:28:56] Firien, hhes, and kenyon [1557/1936] have team battled Bokkie, max, and unicron [461/2198] and won! 0 days, 08:57:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 23:13:48] Adar [372/547] has come upon max [557/808] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:00 is added to Adar's clock.
[06/26/17 04:59:54] Eldoreth [678/848] has come upon max [65/808] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:39:46 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[06/26/17 06:51:51] max [628/808] has come upon BronyDee [291/602] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:32:02 is removed from max's clock.
[06/26/17 22:13:49] sjefen6 [321/413] has come upon max [385/808] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:22:51 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[06/27/17 07:35:25] Doctor, JuanMaestro, and max [431/2392] have team battled Zaratustra, Ephod, and Zoddo [2095/2183] and lost! 2 days, 19:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 10:31:29] Ephod stole max's level 74 ring while they were sleeping! Ephod leaves his old level 28 ring behind, which max then takes.
[06/29/17 03:54:45] max, kinopu, awgh, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/17 16:31:15] max [702/757] has challenged MadMan [641/968] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:46:53 is removed from max's clock.
[06/29/17 16:59:11] RistoUuranmaki stole max's level 67 charm while they were sleeping! RistoUuranmaki leaves his old level 35 charm behind, which max then takes.
[06/30/17 03:17:36] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:31 towards level 61.
[07/04/17 11:04:18] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:03 towards level 61.
[07/04/17 19:13:23] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:23:26 from level 61.
[07/05/17 10:54:02] max [537/722] has challenged Fluttershy [821/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:09:13 is added to max's clock.
[07/06/17 05:45:47] max [670/722] has come upon lipek [975/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:55:32 is added to max's clock.
[07/07/17 02:37:20] cirdan and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/17 17:02:40] max [628/722] has challenged Asara [144/1168] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:36:40 is removed from max's clock.
[07/07/17 21:28:25] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:09 towards level 61.
[07/07/17 23:19:23] max [678/722] has come upon sbp [270/599] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:56:48 is removed from max's clock.
[07/08/17 08:05:04] dclaw123 [482/880] has challenged max [649/722] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:09:35 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[07/08/17 21:44:31] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:20 towards level 61.
[07/08/17 22:58:16] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:40:22 from level 61.
[07/09/17 06:16:52] max slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! max's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/17 21:59:21] max and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/17 13:09:41] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:06 towards level 61.
[07/10/17 21:00:38] simple [276/897] has come upon max [534/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:39 is added to simple's clock.
[07/11/17 03:48:03] Psilocybe [334/707] has challenged max [552/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/11/17 13:08:08] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:37 towards level 61.
[07/11/17 17:18:28] neurospex, max, and MrGlass [1499/2738] have team battled MetaNova, Gatewayy, and Lnk [400/2215] and won! 0 days, 03:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 18:17:52] max [390/718] has come upon Zaratustra [517/1159] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:30:19 is added to max's clock.
[07/12/17 09:25:02] ohnx [865/935] has challenged max [310/718] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[07/12/17 09:29:21] max [12/718] has challenged Taffer [276/624] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to max's clock.
[07/14/17 02:15:19] hhes, max, and pfoley [427/1833] have team battled robox, SirMonkeybox, and holloway [1687/2391] and lost! 0 days, 10:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 09:22:47] max and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 06:37:42] max and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 21:00:08] max and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/17 14:49:38] JensRex [70/872] has challenged max [357/718] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:24:35 is added to JensRex's clock.
[07/17/17 20:12:27] os-5185 [39/260] has challenged max [684/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to os-5185's clock.
[07/18/17 19:54:31] max [57/718] has challenged Bl4ckC0r3 [366/546] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:33:56 is added to max's clock.
[07/19/17 08:13:13] max [142/718] has come upon Taffer [243/624] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:18:03 is added to max's clock.
[07/19/17 19:44:07] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:19:26 towards level 62.
[07/20/17 01:59:30] max [201/718] has challenged IdleBot [342/1722] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:35:48 is added to max's clock.
[07/20/17 05:57:14] Upasani [1/4] has challenged max [61/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Upasani's clock.
[07/20/17 16:58:04] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:53:43 from level 62.
[07/23/17 03:26:10] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:33:40 from level 62.
[07/23/17 05:13:18] max [253/718] has come upon PinkiePie [176/612] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:34:57 is removed from max's clock.
[07/23/17 07:01:19] max [232/718] has come upon NoodleCake [24/836] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:37:31 is removed from max's clock.
[07/25/17 03:23:49] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:13 towards level 62.
[07/25/17 13:05:42] max, Doctor, dodobrain, and allo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/17 23:37:08] max [595/718] has come upon manish17xxx [156/731] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:59:13 is removed from max's clock.
[07/26/17 03:15:14] Azerothian [359/390] has challenged max [447/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Azerothian's clock.
[07/26/17 09:35:32] max and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 21:23:30] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:53 towards level 62.
[07/27/17 02:04:26] Xenthys, Fattyeater, and Killerkid [257/1789] have team battled Darky, pfoley, and max [1755/2279] and lost! 1 day, 04:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/17 07:28:21] dan [289/443] has challenged max [472/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to dan's clock.
[07/30/17 07:40:20] jstg [146/716] has challenged max [330/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:40:42 is added to jstg's clock.
[07/30/17 13:41:20] max [101/718] has challenged Zaratustra [295/1127] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:31:19 is added to max's clock.
[07/31/17 00:12:01] max [509/718] has come upon Sixbierehomme [707/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:49:59 is added to max's clock.
[08/01/17 00:37:20] Pogor, pants, and hannesenator [1727/2288] have team battled soltys, MadHatter, and max [817/1799] and won! 0 days, 15:39:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/17 02:51:42] max [147/718] has challenged Lnk [114/811] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:47:48 is removed from max's clock.
[08/02/17 02:51:42] In the fierce battle, Lnk dropped his level 53 helm! max picks it up, tossing his old level 41 helm to Lnk.
[08/03/17 07:32:34] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:29 towards level 62.
[08/04/17 03:30:57] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:53 towards level 62.
[08/04/17 23:27:16] Adar, brycec, and max [231/2060] have team battled Evrial, JensRex, and Crazycatlady [130/2211] and won! 1 day, 08:10:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 16:55:35] max and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 02:23:54] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:50 towards level 62.
[08/07/17 03:02:28] max and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 07:03:10] max had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:44 towards level 62.
[08/08/17 12:34:40] max and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 04:22:59] Boohbah [533/768] has come upon max [109/731] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:02:33 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[08/09/17 06:35:35] max [49/749] has challenged pants [662/754] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to max's clock.
[08/09/17 09:55:08] Jay [240/353] has challenged max [418/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Jay's clock.
[08/09/17 10:45:25] vegadark, valdur55, and RistoUuranmaki [765/1833] have team battled Doctor, basepi, and max [922/2615] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 11:50:05] max [497/749] has come upon Bradicus [69/660] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:50:39 is removed from max's clock.
[08/09/17 13:55:58] dodobrain [635/855] has come upon max [84/749] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:41:34 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[08/09/17 17:16:28] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:01 towards level 63.
[08/09/17 17:58:22] meffe [400/441] has challenged max [549/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to meffe's clock.
[08/11/17 14:30:54] max and Furry have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 05:33:29] abra0 [532/966] has challenged max [76/749] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:35:48 is removed from abra0's clock.
[08/12/17 11:34:26] max [358/749] has challenged kline [260/439] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:24:33 is removed from max's clock.
[08/13/17 08:40:09] max [471/749] has come upon J [717/765] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:19:09 is added to max's clock.
[08/13/17 19:16:39] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:41 towards level 63.
[08/14/17 01:40:56] max [444/749] has challenged abra0 [233/966] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:49:28 is removed from max's clock.
[08/14/17 03:41:59] max was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:20:52 from level 63.
[08/14/17 19:17:15] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:49 towards level 63.
[08/15/17 05:42:52] max [679/749] has come upon XenGi [16/945] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:27:06 is removed from max's clock.
[08/16/17 06:06:26] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:30:42 towards level 63.
[08/16/17 09:21:05] dodobrain [147/855] has come upon max [187/749] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:45:06 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[08/17/17 11:58:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 01:34:29 toward level 63.
[08/18/17 19:56:31] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:10 towards level 63.
[08/19/17 09:56:47] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:04 towards level 63.
[08/19/17 11:54:19] Dork_Knight, Nistur, and bl4ckscor3 [229/1242] have team battled droogie, max, and dodobrain [1580/2399] and lost! 0 days, 12:30:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 02:14:33] lipek, kensington, and SirMonkeybox [1767/3068] have team battled darkmage, max, and ruan [1932/2261] and lost! 3 days, 00:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 04:10:26] Chuck [79/872] has challenged max [142/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:03 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/20/17 13:50:27] max, Fluttershy, and Realmy [1283/2637] have team battled Crazycatlady, bigjay, and MJ94 [83/2715] and won! 2 days, 06:06:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 20:58:12] Khorne, ncarl747, and max [1171/1989] have team battled mordac, Zoddo, and PinkiePie [2128/2511] and lost! 0 days, 16:24:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 10:52:59] max [57/749] has come upon AgentThom [183/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:49:39 is added to max's clock.
[08/21/17 22:15:02] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:31 towards level 63.
[08/21/17 23:01:43] TheUnforgiven, lipek, and max [1122/2239] have team battled Mirc0p, elf, and shandor [1098/2220] and won! 0 days, 02:05:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/17 23:40:04] Vroomfondel, Nistur, and kenyon [827/1351] have team battled TauPan, Tenorman, and max [65/1884] and won! 0 days, 01:16:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 15:05:38] max [397/749] has come upon HeavyPodda [813/1186] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:41:47 is added to max's clock.
[08/24/17 18:03:09] max [472/749] has come upon Pici [393/1112] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:44:26 is removed from max's clock.
[08/24/17 23:27:46] loomysh [17/461] has challenged max [266/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to loomysh's clock.
[08/25/17 18:10:49] bl4ckscor3 [518/536] has come upon max [234/749] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:10:35 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/26/17 04:01:44] max [8/749] has come upon valdur55 [428/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:40:08 is added to max's clock.
[08/26/17 10:22:03] max [572/749] has come upon Zye [230/794] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:51:02 is removed from max's clock.
[08/27/17 05:39:02] Lnk [208/801] has challenged max [277/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:18:09 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/27/17 05:52:20] djm and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/17 14:44:20] max spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! max's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/17 01:02:10] max [425/738] has challenged vegadark [380/496] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from max's clock.
[08/29/17 17:49:36] bootdisk [677/822] has challenged max [512/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:38:52 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[08/30/17 10:59:13] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:19:08 towards level 64.
[08/31/17 04:47:51] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:36:38 towards level 64.
[08/31/17 05:35:31] Vroomfondel [181/366] has challenged max [482/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/31/17 14:32:25] max [262/738] has come upon Lnk [5/553] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:05:20 is removed from max's clock.
[08/31/17 17:19:04] rxcomm [172/865] has come upon max [291/738] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:39:18 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[08/31/17 20:27:52] max and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/17 23:18:12] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/17 13:00:12] exa [16/31] has challenged max [721/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to exa's clock.
[09/02/17 07:35:19] Vroomfondel [249/368] has challenged max [303/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/02/17 08:23:44] max [103/738] has come upon Ironhoof [246/1113] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:56:07 is added to max's clock.
[09/03/17 03:44:37] max got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:28:01 from level 64.
[09/03/17 04:15:54] canton7 [719/796] has come upon max [579/746] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:53:43 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/04/17 06:05:02] Khorne and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 17:49:34] Adar [457/539] has come upon max [296/746] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:15:11 is removed from Adar's clock.
[09/05/17 02:22:35] max [213/746] has come upon pants [338/756] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:22:37 is added to max's clock.
[09/05/17 13:14:16] max was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:23:09 from level 64.
[09/05/17 16:28:51] canton7 [439/796] has challenged max [176/746] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:26:24 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/08/17 12:50:34] max, pants, and kline [1549/1914] have team battled MrGlass, dclaw123, and Khorne [654/2357] and won! 4 days, 19:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/17 01:42:04] max [505/746] has challenged jstg [140/960] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:13 is removed from max's clock.
[09/10/17 02:32:16] Majak, XJR-9, and max [996/2204] have team battled borsin, Fluttershy, and Atan [1596/2111] and lost! 3 days, 01:29:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 04:40:19] max [71/746] has come upon nickware [486/570] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:11:06 is added to max's clock.
[09/11/17 23:35:11] CornFly, hannesenator, and Atan [176/2804] have team battled max, osannatas, and MadMan [992/2478] and lost! 3 days, 03:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/17 15:00:26] max [607/746] has challenged IdleBot [1688/1712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:57:59 is added to max's clock.
[09/13/17 19:29:44] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:49:12 towards level 64.
[09/14/17 23:05:39] Birdbones [313/951] has challenged max [113/746] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:09:00 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[09/15/17 00:26:02] SpikeX [372/502] has come upon max [689/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:15:44 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[09/15/17 19:10:37] borsin and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/17 04:28:15] max and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/17 12:53:14] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:43 towards level 64.
[09/18/17 04:24:40] max [369/750] has come upon jstg [702/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:52:55 is added to max's clock.
[09/18/17 07:19:10] IdleMaster, SchrodingersScat, and Nofew [564/2660] have team battled dclaw123, rxcomm, and max [1561/2615] and lost! 0 days, 12:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/17 07:30:03] elf [302/919] has come upon max [666/750] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:48:58 is added to elf's clock.
[09/18/17 08:32:12] max [179/750] has come upon tycoon177 [128/255] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:34:00 is removed from max's clock.
[09/20/17 05:28:08] Python [79/190] has challenged max [458/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Python's clock.
[09/21/17 01:41:46] IdleMaster [480/565] has challenged max [715/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:39:52 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/21/17 12:49:28] shandor, Hydrogenum, and max [34/1737] have team battled nickware, Herb_Tarlek, and hannesenator [943/2464] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/17 16:08:30] Sundance [127/650] has come upon max [181/750] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:12:10 is added to Sundance's clock.
[09/24/17 15:27:48] allo [438/486] has come upon max [697/750] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:15:13 is added to allo's clock.
[10/01/17 05:43:15] Mars, RBecker, and borsin [1499/2087] have team battled max, loomysh, and freeboson [426/2061] and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 14:03:45] Meta, Euronur, and vegadark [4/2101] have team battled wolfkin, JuanMaestro, and max [1139/1694] and lost! 1 day, 17:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/17 08:29:41] xit [277/526] has come upon max [444/750] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:06:42 is added to xit's clock.
[10/03/17 16:58:35] Xenthys [475/522] has come upon max [276/750] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:42:41 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/04/17 11:24:52] Mithkabob and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 12:17:09] ohnx, max, and bl4ckscor3 [670/2253] have team battled Heisenberg, mustek, and kork [1250/2173] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/17 17:57:01] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:18 towards level 64.
[10/05/17 06:10:15] brycec [645/781] has come upon max [408/750] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:39:13 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/05/17 14:01:35] ohnx [591/958] has challenged max [634/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:10:16 is added to ohnx's clock.
[10/05/17 22:04:13] xit [290/526] has challenged max [463/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:41 is added to xit's clock.
[10/06/17 16:36:29] ncarl747, vegadark, and glorgamitch [357/1946] have team battled max, sjefen6, and Luamil [1146/1435] and lost! 0 days, 08:16:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/17 08:25:54] max [761/781] has challenged sunri5e [407/501] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:55:26 is removed from max's clock.
[10/08/17 13:54:41] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:52:37 towards level 65.
[10/08/17 14:24:50] Lemelisk [697/1066] has challenged max [614/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:36:33 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/09/17 15:16:29] kenyon, os-5185, and TauPan [758/1563] have team battled max, loomysh, and Globalirc [1397/1985] and lost! 1 day, 17:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 10:30:25] Woona [264/987] has come upon max [344/781] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:53:52 is added to Woona's clock.
[10/13/17 18:00:14] Misza, WallIdl, and pmden [1283/2365] have team battled max, Sticky, and mustek [1294/2310] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/17 16:40:09] max, Dork_Knight, and kenyon [551/1981] have team battled Iri, Woona, and Zaratustra [2550/2655] and lost! 1 day, 02:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 03:24:45] max [322/781] has come upon Euronur [386/692] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:18:29 is added to max's clock.
[10/15/17 11:18:26] Mars [211/625] has challenged max [142/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:50:53 is removed from Mars's clock.
[10/15/17 22:50:55] mwhahaha, rxcomm, and Iri [1950/2067] have team battled max, Xenthys, and kensington [1628/2555] and won! 3 days, 19:21:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 01:02:00] WallIdl, max, elbie, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/17 06:53:12] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:13:01 towards level 65.
[10/18/17 10:30:05] max fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:10:05 from level 65.
[10/19/17 11:03:25] max was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:09:53 from level 65.
[10/21/17 06:09:14] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:11:59 towards level 65.
[10/22/17 21:58:49] max [689/781] has challenged sjefen6 [135/421] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:06:36 is removed from max's clock.
[10/23/17 19:37:00] max got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:12:16 from level 65.
[10/26/17 15:55:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 2 days, 20:37:46 toward level 65.
[10/26/17 18:12:06] pixelate, max, and glorgamitch [1123/1901] have team battled grooverider, elf, and sasaniak [1755/2754] and lost! 2 days, 23:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/17 19:27:43] max [335/781] has challenged at0m [283/312] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:33:15 is removed from max's clock.
[10/27/17 04:30:31] max [503/781] has challenged Globalirc [329/724] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:32:25 is removed from max's clock.
[10/27/17 07:04:20] Xenthys, CornFly, and loomysh [1910/2407] have team battled max, theZoMBiE, and zankore [1433/2432] and won! 1 day, 02:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 11:41:15] Milquetoast [556/963] has challenged max [739/781] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/27/17 11:45:40] max and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 16:47:14] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:02 towards level 65.
[10/28/17 16:16:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 4 days, 22:39:34 toward level 65.
[10/29/17 03:31:49] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:55 towards level 65.
[10/29/17 05:45:48] max [281/781] has challenged loomysh [371/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:18 is added to max's clock.
[10/29/17 10:47:21] max [7/781] has challenged Adar [43/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:33:12 is added to max's clock.
[10/31/17 16:27:39] meffe [384/472] has challenged max [363/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:28 is removed from meffe's clock.
[10/31/17 18:39:29] borsin and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 05:24:30] Brady, Mateusz, and grooverider [2536/2705] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, max, and Bradicus [1013/2130] and won! 1 day, 15:20:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/17 08:17:06] dax [358/362] has challenged max [427/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to dax's clock.
[11/02/17 15:15:11] max [31/781] has challenged Psilocybe [161/710] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to max's clock.
[11/02/17 16:44:59] megaprogman [11/300] has challenged max [549/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to megaprogman's clock.
[11/02/17 22:35:24] gildarts [25/227] has challenged max [99/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to gildarts's clock.
[11/03/17 13:01:42] MetaNova, charitwo, and Geela [735/1759] have team battled Sixbierehomme, max, and sbp [1804/2033] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 15:13:46] Elgo [368/424] has challenged max [704/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/03/17 22:52:58] Realmy [1041/1051] has challenged max [607/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:31 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[11/03/17 22:58:29] CoolChris [186/420] has come upon max [479/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:12 is added to CoolChris's clock.
[11/04/17 17:32:00] V`ger [393/450] has come upon max [142/781] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:10:40 is removed from V`ger's clock.
[11/07/17 12:17:29] sigmg [213/550] has come upon max [553/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:34:11 is added to sigmg's clock.
[11/07/17 17:16:13] max lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:23:02 from level 66.
[11/08/17 10:34:11] max [233/781] has challenged Zye [239/816] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:24:53 is added to max's clock.
[11/08/17 13:24:36] m0shbear, brycec, and AbrahamLinksys [2164/2199] have team battled max, Poopybutt, and WallIdl [255/1996] and won! 0 days, 08:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 15:49:06] max [635/781] has come upon Euronur [191/734] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:40:58 is removed from max's clock.
[11/08/17 20:52:30] Silvanus_Betrium, damyan, and ishanyx [768/1482] have team battled ncarl747, max, and Globalirc [1240/2349] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/17 17:42:30] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:39:54 towards level 66.
[11/12/17 09:18:02] max and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 15:24:58] RBecker and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 19:06:00] max [533/781] has come upon vrillusions [55/1020] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:50:18 is removed from max's clock.
[11/12/17 22:30:25] max and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 03:07:08] max [359/781] has come upon WallIdl [348/924] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:10:38 is removed from max's clock.
[11/13/17 23:18:08] dindinx [255/528] has challenged max [777/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:58 is added to dindinx's clock.
[11/14/17 10:14:08] max, valdur55, and Geela [1286/1840] have team battled ishanyx, zid, and fattrat [2402/2493] and lost! 1 day, 03:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 15:04:50] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:51:18 from level 66.
[11/16/17 03:05:17] bl4ckscor3, Vroomfondel, and prime [306/1616] have team battled max, theZoMBiE, and suterismus [2956/3008] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/17 10:28:59] Gizmokid2005, max, and Boohbah [2314/2462] have team battled PiotrekD, vox, and AngryParsley [2271/2852] and won! 1 day, 21:55:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 10:50:43] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:59:08 towards level 66.
[11/16/17 20:33:49] max [352/781] has come upon Nistur [34/376] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:24:35 is removed from max's clock.
[11/17/17 11:09:54] max got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:16:53 from level 66.
[11/18/17 21:09:11] elbie [277/773] has challenged max [262/781] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/18/17 21:11:15] glorgamitch and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 21:58:12] max [542/781] has challenged gildarts [246/336] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:48:50 is removed from max's clock.
[11/19/17 11:56:54] Asara [191/1207] has come upon max [700/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:47 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/19/17 22:35:37] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:46:18 from level 66.
[11/20/17 08:15:55] max and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 00:52:12] RBecker and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 06:46:33] max and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 00:25:10] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:45 from level 66.
[11/22/17 12:26:06] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:33 towards level 66.
[11/22/17 14:25:30] Mithkabob, max, and Frogging101 [712/1812] have team battled Lnk, Cameron_D, and Antium [57/2679] and won! 1 day, 01:18:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 14:55:02] max [35/781] has come upon cosmicsound [295/356] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:42:35 is added to max's clock.
[11/25/17 07:50:21] dax [368/463] has challenged max [396/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:56 is added to dax's clock.
[11/25/17 19:44:14] max, brycec, and darkmage [1437/2565] have team battled neurospex, Luamil, and sjefen6 [544/1932] and won! 1 day, 08:27:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 02:28:30] max [72/781] has come upon gildarts [165/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:36:58 is added to max's clock.
[11/26/17 12:12:08] yano [2/678] has come upon max [362/781] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:19:42 is added to yano's clock.
[11/28/17 17:18:20] nickware [17/609] has challenged max [379/781] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:39:20 is added to nickware's clock.
[11/29/17 03:21:53] Realmy [522/1052] has challenged max [612/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:24:36 is added to Realmy's clock.
[11/29/17 10:18:26] rxcomm [786/918] has challenged max [632/781] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:37:07 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[11/29/17 12:39:43] Atan [151/625] has come upon max [420/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:11:55 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/29/17 17:51:28] max [532/781] has come upon SirMonkeybox [283/888] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:51:53 is removed from max's clock.
[11/29/17 23:29:29] Mirc0p, megaprogman, and mwhahaha [1523/1812] have team battled Agent86, ilbelkyr, and max [122/1775] and won! 0 days, 08:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/17 02:14:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 0 days, 14:20:56 toward level 66.
[11/30/17 14:58:06] max [163/781] has challenged Fluttershy [75/1060] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:28:24 is removed from max's clock.
[11/30/17 20:29:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 15:23:22 toward level 67.
[12/01/17 11:41:32] max [632/781] has challenged dindinx [49/576] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:57:22 is removed from max's clock.
[12/03/17 06:19:05] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:01:24 towards level 67.
[12/04/17 01:34:36] max got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:51:57 from level 67.
[12/04/17 02:32:50] max burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! max's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/17 13:54:53] megaprogman and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 16:24:15] theemstra, Jandre, and max [894/1801] have team battled Erwinson, Gatewayy, and Atan [656/1570] and won! 0 days, 02:06:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 22:12:39] max [146/775] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [532/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:48:54 is added to max's clock.
[12/05/17 16:16:22] glorgamitch [572/619] has challenged max [686/775] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:49:47 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[12/05/17 17:05:25] Dork_Knight, max, and AncalagonThBlack [1540/1916] have team battled simple, soltys, and Brady [37/2056] and won! 0 days, 09:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 19:05:40] JensRex [260/1113] has come upon max [493/775] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:57:26 is added to JensRex's clock.
[12/06/17 19:48:07] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:28:07 from level 67.
[12/08/17 17:52:34] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:26 towards level 67.
[12/09/17 00:50:44] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:41:00 towards level 67.
[12/09/17 13:15:11] Lenny [221/321] has challenged max [245/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Lenny's clock.
[12/10/17 06:57:58] max [200/775] has challenged idlerpgww [277/499] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:09:44 is added to max's clock.
[12/20/17 20:27:30] grooverider [181/1208] has challenged max [635/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:37 is added to grooverider's clock.
[12/21/17 01:50:51] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:45:09 towards level 67.
[12/21/17 03:59:39] dindinx, Atan, and D.Va [1536/1690] have team battled Khorne, zifnab06, and max [1715/2321] and lost! 1 day, 05:57:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/18 14:09:25] sunri5e [94/604] has come upon max [621/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:24:48 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[01/10/18 19:35:52] allo, manish17xxx, and max [1938/1988] have team battled tspange, fattrat, and xayto [2085/2511] and lost! 4 days, 02:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/18 20:06:38] hoglahoo [14/539] has challenged max [208/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[01/11/18 14:47:14] max got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:29 from level 67.
[01/12/18 12:28:06] max and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 09:50:42] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:26 towards level 67.
[01/14/18 03:41:50] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:25 towards level 67.
[01/14/18 09:20:16] max and J have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/18 15:11:28] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:04 towards level 67.
[01/15/18 05:58:11] max [412/775] has come upon glorgamitch [32/616] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:31:41 is removed from max's clock.
[01/15/18 06:20:42] brycec, PinkiePie, and max [1702/2476] have team battled Roxana, ncarl747, and gildarts [970/1724] and won! 2 days, 06:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/18 03:28:37] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/18 10:37:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 15:04:10 toward level 67.
[01/16/18 13:48:57] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:54 towards level 67.
[01/17/18 01:37:32] max, nfsnobody, and Taffer [1313/2217] have team battled Cypher, cirdan, and zankore [1218/2843] and won! 0 days, 06:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 06:50:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 0 days, 07:44:30 toward level 67.
[01/17/18 10:13:09] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:51 towards level 67.
[01/17/18 20:28:00] max [213/862] has challenged subfuse [19/200] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:44:44 is removed from max's clock.
[01/18/18 19:03:23] astropoint [133/244] has come upon max [231/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:20 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/19/18 02:56:18] max met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:48:55 from level 68.
[01/21/18 00:02:13] sjefen6 [358/422] has challenged max [117/862] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:23:08 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/21/18 06:39:33] Herb_Tarlek [258/775] has come upon max [674/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:20:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/23/18 08:36:20] trashu, tmberg, and Zaratustra [1472/2273] have team battled max, pfoley, and Luamil [1193/1962] and won! 0 days, 02:57:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 09:26:37] Khorne and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/18 15:01:10] max fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:41:26 from level 68.
[01/24/18 08:22:29] agrajag, Flonk, and Khorne [246/2301] have team battled max, zankore, and Yuhno [1094/2321] and lost! 0 days, 23:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 09:29:08] max [101/862] has challenged Dork_Knight [454/643] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:07:49 is added to max's clock.
[01/25/18 09:58:55] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:26:17 towards level 68.
[01/26/18 13:51:51] max, Bradicus, and m0shbear [596/2212] have team battled Syloq, Dork_Knight, and Doctor [1486/2089] and lost! 1 day, 14:22:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/18 15:51:03] Mrs.BigHead [474/592] has come upon max [391/862] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:59:08 is removed from Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[01/28/18 08:44:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 22:04:33 toward level 68.
[01/28/18 09:46:07] max [268/862] has come upon fattrat [591/1180] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:22:18 is added to max's clock.
[01/29/18 03:07:14] ncarl747 [844/877] has challenged max [141/862] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:33:12 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[01/30/18 13:55:03] max [42/862] has come upon Cypher [624/1116] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:05:12 is added to max's clock.
[02/01/18 14:56:31] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:57:47 towards level 68.
[02/01/18 21:38:03] xayto [663/701] has challenged max [96/862] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:18:17 is removed from xayto's clock.
[02/02/18 15:41:36] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:08:25 towards level 68.
[02/04/18 06:06:00] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:39:15 towards level 68.
[02/04/18 12:59:36] max [841/862] has challenged grooverider [889/1202] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:37:26 is added to max's clock.
[02/06/18 14:48:25] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:05:22 towards level 68.
[02/07/18 01:21:41] Darky stole max's level 256 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Darky leaves their old level 65 pair of boots behind, which max then takes.
[02/07/18 03:59:04] Mars, Heisenberg, and Milquetoast [297/2532] have team battled kork, max, and zid [705/1942] and lost! 3 days, 09:44:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 15:55:12] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:38:08 towards level 68.
[02/07/18 17:51:24] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:29:06 from level 68.
[02/09/18 00:52:03] jrosmith [125/176] has challenged max [516/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[02/09/18 00:52:48] max [563/652] has come upon Sir_Lemming [240/842] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:17:56 is removed from max's clock.
[02/09/18 01:46:20] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:51:54 towards level 68.
[02/09/18 05:28:37] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:16:15 from level 68.
[02/11/18 03:36:10] max, AngryParsley, and Globalirc [1558/2341] have team battled qwerty, Brady, and Mirc0p [523/2038] and won! 1 day, 22:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/18 04:30:25] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:32:13 towards level 68.
[02/11/18 20:41:16] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:36 towards level 68.
[02/13/18 14:58:22] Barry [376/405] has come upon max [451/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:12 is added to Barry's clock.
[02/15/18 09:17:42] ToHellWithGA, borsin, and SlowRiot [2003/2415] have team battled max, soltys, and IdleMaster [1102/1952] and won! 0 days, 00:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 19:47:34] max [186/652] has come upon glorgamitch [371/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:48:46 is added to max's clock.
[02/16/18 02:43:08] elf [724/918] has come upon max [3/652] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:14:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/16/18 15:29:35] Brady [87/630] has come upon max [73/652] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:48:48 is removed from Brady's clock.
[02/16/18 15:29:35] Brady has dealt max a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:46:49 is added to max's clock.
[02/18/18 03:15:58] max was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:49 from level 68.
[02/18/18 11:24:23] Fluttershy, awgh, and Globalirc [721/2695] have team battled Gatewayy, max, and Sundance [855/2215] and lost! 1 day, 14:59:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 20:22:38] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:30 towards level 68.
[02/20/18 02:11:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 7 days, 21:55:00 toward level 68.
[02/22/18 01:14:18] awgh, exa, and Pici [601/2934] have team battled max, zankore, and jamesl [8/2018] and won! 4 days, 20:27:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/18 18:34:10] zankore [473/858] has challenged max [508/652] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:32:29 is added to zankore's clock.
[02/23/18 17:43:01] dindinx [90/588] has challenged max [170/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:57 is added to dindinx's clock.
[02/24/18 05:45:57] hoglahoo [122/609] has challenged max [463/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:21 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[02/24/18 22:03:52] dindinx, max, astropoint, and Heisenberg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 07:52:39] elbie [16/792] has challenged max [194/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:17:59 is added to elbie's clock.
[02/25/18 18:35:41] Bradicus, MJ94, max, and Sharky4 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/18 20:05:39] astropoint [393/611] has come upon max [150/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:29:20 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[02/25/18 21:56:37] max [526/652] has challenged el [231/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:46 is removed from max's clock.
[02/26/18 07:25:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 0 days, 09:21:39 toward level 68.
[02/26/18 08:44:37] mustek [491/1010] has challenged max [476/652] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from mustek's clock.
[02/26/18 20:20:46] max [107/652] has challenged MetaNova [489/979] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to max's clock.
[02/27/18 03:36:35] simple [635/886] has come upon max [156/652] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:53:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/27/18 07:01:53] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:46 towards level 69.
[03/01/18 17:21:13] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:27:54 towards level 69.
[03/02/18 01:59:09] dax [355/698] has come upon max [188/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:52:22 is removed from dax's clock.
[03/02/18 03:27:40] max [352/652] has challenged MetaNova [971/979] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:15:01 is added to max's clock.
[03/02/18 07:51:57] max [34/652] has come upon WallIdl [363/932] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:09:27 is added to max's clock.
[03/02/18 16:27:09] max [406/652] has come upon Bradicus [370/739] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:08:37 is removed from max's clock.
[03/03/18 16:42:26] elbie [170/792] has come upon max [215/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:16 is added to elbie's clock.
[03/04/18 21:47:26] max broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:56:35 from level 69.
[03/06/18 18:02:41] max [565/652] has challenged LegendaryQ [132/465] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:34:11 is removed from max's clock.
[03/08/18 04:51:34] manish17xxx, Geela, and max [1379/1870] have team battled rxcomm, vox, and seanmnaes [2403/2595] and lost! 6 days, 18:19:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 06:14:26] max [48/652] has challenged exa [334/953] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:40:21 is added to max's clock.
[03/08/18 07:55:15] max [629/652] has come upon SirMonkeybox [338/555] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:22:47 is removed from max's clock.
[03/08/18 17:43:31] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:10:17 towards level 69.
[03/08/18 18:34:09] max and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 06:30:42] rxcomm [296/951] has challenged max [505/652] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:54:53 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[03/10/18 16:41:21] max and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/18 14:50:13] max fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:17:55 from level 69.
[03/11/18 22:43:42] MetaNova [935/979] has challenged max [257/652] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:54:26 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/12/18 03:59:37] max and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 15:05:12] vox, dax, and PinkiePie [1225/2757] have team battled HeavyPodda, max, and MrGlass [2195/2503] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/18 23:33:50] max and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 19:33:46] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:18 towards level 69.
[03/18/18 17:10:33] Boohbah, Gatewayy, and himuraken [339/2663] have team battled adamchainz, sigmg, and max [819/1945] and lost! 2 days, 05:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/18 10:45:54] max [206/652] has challenged jrosmith [403/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:01:13 is added to max's clock.
[03/19/18 20:49:22] Luamil [380/492] has challenged max [45/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:30 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[03/20/18 04:00:07] max and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/18 15:55:57] max [651/652] has challenged WallIdl [319/910] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:15 is removed from max's clock.
[03/21/18 19:15:43] max and poella have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/18 12:58:08] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:01 towards level 69.
[03/23/18 11:10:51] Fantom [112/292] has challenged max [363/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Fantom's clock.
[03/23/18 15:20:54] JensRex [369/1053] has challenged max [280/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:00:14 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[03/25/18 06:02:57] petrichor, grooverider, and brycec [359/3209] have team battled max, woonack, and Khorne [1420/2158] and lost! 2 days, 02:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/18 11:10:14] max and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/18 04:42:12] ohnx [105/1019] has challenged max [400/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:49:34 is added to ohnx's clock.
[03/26/18 17:03:38] apiw [383/651] has come upon max [18/645] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:53 is removed from apiw's clock.
[03/29/18 12:29:46] Clearcasting [46/357] has challenged max [559/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/29/18 15:12:00] apiw, max, and bigjay [1256/2570] have team battled LukeLR, awgh, and Iri [319/1821] and won! 0 days, 15:22:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 10:03:25] max and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/18 10:34:23] max [304/645] has challenged Cypher [427/1129] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:11:13 is added to max's clock.
[04/02/18 06:59:07] max [330/645] has challenged cirdan [176/949] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:52:24 is removed from max's clock.
[04/07/18 18:28:06] buksi [75/502] has challenged max [275/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:27:46 is added to buksi's clock.
[04/08/18 06:11:20] max and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 00:38:01] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:41 towards level 70.
[04/10/18 13:05:24] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:50 towards level 70.
[04/11/18 02:07:21] speedmann [432/586] has challenged max [416/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from speedmann's clock.
[04/11/18 04:13:02] max [555/645] has come upon Geela [73/419] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:53:13 is removed from max's clock.
[04/13/18 01:08:46] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:49:20 towards level 70.
[04/13/18 14:26:14] max died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:52:13 from level 70.
[04/13/18 14:55:22] JensRex [959/1053] has come upon max [91/645] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:10:33 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[04/13/18 18:14:39] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:24 towards level 70.
[04/14/18 19:19:15] max [236/645] has come upon crysys [201/657] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:33:06 is removed from max's clock.
[04/15/18 06:12:21] MetaNova, liara, and WallIdl [1190/2387] have team battled max, Ttech, and crysys [1055/3011] and won! 4 days, 01:37:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 22:18:05] max, brycec, zid, and brendan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/18 18:18:19] tmberg stole max's level 61 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves their old level 54 pair of gloves behind, which max then takes.
[04/16/18 20:27:28] brycec, Lemelisk, and robox [1309/2813] have team battled max, grindhold, and Boohbah [150/1473] and won! 2 days, 16:58:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 07:54:31] max and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 09:31:39] Lemelisk, ilbelkyr, and Mrs.BigHead [2375/2662] have team battled Virtual, max, and adamchainz [972/1862] and won! 0 days, 14:40:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 14:35:43] uhmmm, elbie, and max [506/2329] have team battled dax, elf, and Gerdesas [1719/2235] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 16:07:25] max [385/638] has challenged bootdisk [141/905] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:23:44 is removed from max's clock.
[04/19/18 22:05:16] bozo, lakwatsero, and bigjay [513/2004] have team battled max, IndigoTiger, and ishanyx [1086/2443] and lost! 0 days, 06:14:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/18 12:59:22] max, elbie, and darkmage [56/2513] have team battled D.Va, IndigoTiger, and Heisenberg [1610/2404] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 04:42:08] max [266/638] has come upon AbacusAvenger [62/848] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:19:20 is removed from max's clock.
[04/23/18 12:40:52] elf [717/1036] has challenged max [360/638] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:43:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/24/18 06:47:36] max [233/638] has challenged Wario [8/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:17:18 is removed from max's clock.
[04/25/18 07:01:37] max and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 10:06:36] Majak [164/482] has come upon max [387/638] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:46:15 is added to Majak's clock.
[04/25/18 14:19:23] max fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! max's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/18 07:56:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 0 days, 02:41:57 toward level 70.
[04/26/18 12:57:08] max [234/625] has challenged sigmg [490/737] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to max's clock.
[04/26/18 22:59:11] max and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 15:30:06] uhmmm [255/882] has challenged max [80/625] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:53:18 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/29/18 09:36:44] neurospex [934/1142] has challenged max [444/625] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:14:18 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/29/18 20:56:24] max, Ttech, and RBecker [398/3121] have team battled meffe, buksi, and irix [1910/2216] and lost! 1 day, 13:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/18 00:20:55] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:23 towards level 71.
[04/30/18 15:10:17] Tenorman, uhmmm, and sbp [1350/2469] have team battled Heisenberg, max, and zid [2473/2524] and lost! 2 days, 07:38:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/18 20:19:38] max [220/625] has come upon himuraken [125/930] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:11:18 is removed from max's clock.
[05/01/18 20:41:41] Lnk, max, and manish17xxx [1317/2149] have team battled Xenthys, niko, and darkmage [1302/2082] and won! 0 days, 12:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 20:58:41] max and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 21:02:51] ishanyx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 09:03:03] max [204/625] has challenged crysys [426/675] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:51:57 is added to max's clock.
[05/02/18 11:08:33] r44_W [56/66] has challenged max [509/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to r44_W's clock.
[05/02/18 17:10:48] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 11:12:51] woonack [359/464] has challenged max [216/625] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:56:40 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/03/18 11:12:51] In the fierce battle, max dropped their level 65 pair of boots! woonack picks it up, tossing their old level 47 pair of boots to max.
[05/06/18 04:23:48] PiotrekD [641/713] has come upon max [459/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:40:13 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/07/18 04:20:56] Xenthys [279/513] has come upon max [215/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:24:48 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/07/18 09:07:16] KeboDK, max, and alephnull [2050/2105] have team battled LukeLR, Luamil, and jrosmith [195/1676] and won! 1 day, 03:45:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 12:52:42] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:40:04 towards level 71.
[05/09/18 02:04:38] max [530/606] has challenged ishanyx [519/655] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:06:52 is removed from max's clock.
[05/09/18 18:10:20] max [551/606] has challenged TauPan [75/697] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:36:27 is removed from max's clock.
[05/10/18 07:09:24] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:49 towards level 71.
[05/10/18 16:14:53] Iri [571/581] has come upon max [8/606] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:20:36 is removed from Iri's clock.
[05/10/18 16:14:53] Iri has dealt max a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:59:22 is added to max's clock.
[05/12/18 15:20:09] max, canton7, and Zoddo [1867/2628] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Tor, and Sharky4 [905/1552] and won! 2 days, 23:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 18:21:53] max [562/606] has come upon m0shbear [589/738] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:15:51 is added to max's clock.
[05/15/18 12:50:03] astropoint, Yuhno, and Tenorman [1050/2283] have team battled hoglahoo, max, and lipek [1200/2466] and lost! 1 day, 08:01:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 23:13:53] max walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:05:21 from level 71.
[05/16/18 22:29:32] dxtr [270/323] has challenged max [307/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to dxtr's clock.
[05/17/18 00:48:48] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:44 towards level 71.
[05/17/18 03:25:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 16:42:42 toward level 71.
[05/18/18 11:26:05] petrichor [642/1163] has challenged max [418/616] in combat and won! 32 days, 01:04:34 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[05/19/18 13:35:48] adamchainz [242/589] has challenged max [67/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:23:07 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[05/19/18 21:51:36] max [130/616] has come upon Lemongrab [175/321] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:50 is added to max's clock.
[05/20/18 15:01:34] max bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:42 from level 71.
[05/21/18 03:50:07] Asara [428/1273] has challenged max [379/616] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:31:13 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/21/18 14:46:45] HeavyPodda, liara, and max [933/2137] have team battled canton7, Pici, and valdur55 [1578/2794] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/18 17:50:15] Maruiki [40/46] has challenged max [473/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Maruiki's clock.
[05/22/18 09:36:38] max [24/616] has challenged Tor [37/581] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:27:56 is added to max's clock.
[05/22/18 14:23:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 15 days, 22:05:33 toward level 72.
[05/22/18 18:38:53] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:34:13 towards level 72.
[05/25/18 05:43:34] max [220/616] has challenged Ttech [297/1716] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:07:36 is added to max's clock.
[05/25/18 16:47:22] max [42/616] has challenged LordH [417/1139] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:34:28 is added to max's clock.
[05/26/18 17:30:14] Bradicus, CornFly, and NRKist [1901/2395] have team battled max, simple, and zid [126/2504] and won! 0 days, 09:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 05:12:57] Clearcasting, bobvador, and Pici [1045/1880] have team battled max, nickware, and Leetistan [260/1713] and won! 0 days, 01:50:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 11:50:39] max and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/18 14:33:24] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:02 towards level 72.
[05/28/18 19:48:50] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:39 towards level 72.
[05/29/18 01:14:57] max [134/616] has challenged KeboDK [877/961] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:36:39 is added to max's clock.
[05/29/18 15:19:55] max [58/616] has challenged Misza [359/1167] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:30:36 is added to max's clock.
[05/30/18 00:12:51] MetaNova, max, and rxcomm [850/2554] have team battled WallIdl, simple, and notlix [1361/2026] and lost! 2 days, 19:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/18 20:21:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 05:57:18 from level 72.
[05/31/18 14:31:38] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:01 towards level 72.
[05/31/18 18:39:53] MJ94 and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 01:39:49] NextHendrix [78/247] has challenged max [2/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from NextHendrix's clock.
[06/01/18 06:15:26] petrichor [222/1186] has come upon max [160/616] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 18:30:54 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[06/01/18 15:45:32] loomysh [298/722] has challenged max [440/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:49 is added to loomysh's clock.
[06/01/18 16:51:35] elf [320/1121] has come upon max [332/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:52:03 is added to elf's clock.
[06/02/18 03:20:33] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:58 towards level 72.
[06/02/18 06:10:55] max [123/616] has come upon gildarts [419/501] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:29:24 is added to max's clock.
[06/02/18 07:19:19] max [97/616] has come upon djm [144/836] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:06:28 is added to max's clock.
[06/03/18 23:54:20] max [231/616] has come upon seanmnaes [16/805] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:50:37 is removed from max's clock.
[06/07/18 10:37:45] prime, Flonk, and PinkiePie [1521/2180] have team battled robox, abra0, and max [2317/2428] and lost! 1 day, 02:37:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 23:54:49] max was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:56:35 from level 72.
[06/08/18 02:35:38] Ttech, Wario, and max [2439/2938] have team battled k, IndigoTiger, and TauPan [468/2170] and won! 1 day, 09:03:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/18 16:46:52] max [248/616] has come upon Sixbierehomme [379/651] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:31:52 is added to max's clock.
[06/10/18 23:39:58] Lnk [826/853] has challenged max [136/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:38:26 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[06/11/18 02:40:59] SN4T14 [160/811] has challenged max [36/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:52:27 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[06/11/18 06:47:44] max and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 07:17:51] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:49:00 from level 72.
[06/12/18 14:53:33] max [307/616] has challenged Maria [230/326] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:56:55 is removed from max's clock.
[06/12/18 15:53:54] Agent86 [304/652] has challenged max [25/616] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:14:12 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/12/18 19:51:50] max and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/18 16:37:30] Arland, max, and hoglahoo [1403/1694] have team battled ilbelkyr, alephnull, and Zaratustra [1596/2404] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/18 17:32:50] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:48:13 towards level 72.
[06/13/18 18:48:09] max had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:22 towards level 72.
[06/14/18 02:10:34] max died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:36:37 from level 72.
[06/14/18 03:44:28] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:23 towards level 72.
[06/14/18 17:11:27] Fluttershy [496/1033] has challenged max [293/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:46 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[06/14/18 18:32:11] jrosmith, max, and SN4T14 [220/2193] have team battled LordH, Euronur, and J [1008/2509] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 00:53:05] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:16 towards level 72.
[06/15/18 11:33:34] pants, crysys, and Leetistan [1112/2038] have team battled max, PinkiePie, and brendan [1276/2921] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/18 19:46:00] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:25 towards level 72.
[06/16/18 00:34:22] dclaw123, max, Gizmokid2005, and D.Va have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/16/18 19:47:53] simple [434/886] has come upon max [8/616] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:42:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/16/18 22:53:34] max [538/616] has come upon ncarl747 [43/757] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from max's clock.
[06/17/18 08:37:59] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 12:08:49] max, lakwatsero, and SN4T14 [1416/1787] have team battled brycec, sunri5e, and auror [930/1854] and won! 1 day, 03:21:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/18 04:40:50] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:30 towards level 72.
[06/20/18 06:40:41] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:29 towards level 72.
[06/20/18 15:39:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 00:01:42 toward level 72.
[06/21/18 05:20:31] elbie [63/873] has come upon max [352/616] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:32:44 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/21/18 06:06:07] Cypher, shandor, and ncarl747 [467/2396] have team battled bl4ckscor3, lakwatsero, and max [1023/1478] and lost! 1 day, 03:29:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 09:16:52] max [215/616] has challenged jp [330/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:32:12 is added to max's clock.
[06/22/18 21:49:15] max, sbp, and freeboson [2206/2245] have team battled JensRex, crysys, and Sixbierehomme [1012/2381] and won! 0 days, 11:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 06:38:43] max, Cypher, and SN4T14 [1062/2510] have team battled HeavyPodda, PiotrekD, and aismallard [1272/2446] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/18 01:37:45] max and qwerty have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 20:59:07] max [192/616] has challenged pants [825/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:06 is added to max's clock.
[06/25/18 00:34:47] max [273/622] has challenged sigmg [395/737] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to max's clock.
[06/25/18 14:06:21] Taffer [502/573] has come upon max [261/622] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:22:11 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[06/26/18 12:12:38] max [70/622] has challenged loomysh [391/716] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:09:49 is added to max's clock.
[06/26/18 14:55:55] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:22:27 towards level 73.
[06/28/18 13:10:02] Geela, elf, and mefmef [651/2244] have team battled Gerdesas, max, and bobvador [989/1676] and lost! 0 days, 17:16:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 01:02:38] max [135/622] has come upon RBecker [406/830] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:07:48 is added to max's clock.
[06/29/18 20:53:09] Evrial, max, and robox [1823/2017] have team battled aismallard, Iri, and Asara [1923/2582] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 10:12:19] moveax [154/771] has come upon max [84/622] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:53:42 is removed from moveax's clock.
[07/01/18 13:12:12] max [342/622] has come upon dwfreed [375/462] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 12:09:35 is added to max's clock.
[07/02/18 16:04:20] max [574/622] has challenged canton7 [344/830] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:41:35 is removed from max's clock.
[07/03/18 20:53:57] max met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:23:59 from level 73.
[07/04/18 07:53:25] max got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:24:15 from level 73.
[07/04/18 08:06:05] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:54:54 towards level 73.
[07/04/18 08:55:44] max ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:36:34 from level 73.
[07/04/18 10:55:05] max and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 16:20:04] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:56:41 towards level 73.
[07/05/18 01:44:54] bootdisk [648/968] has come upon max [90/622] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:30:18 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[07/05/18 07:26:37] Pici [592/1071] has challenged max [89/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:23:00 is removed from Pici's clock.
[07/05/18 10:44:38] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:24:34 from level 73.
[07/05/18 13:02:21] max [456/622] has come upon dxtr [304/432] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:44:42 is removed from max's clock.
[07/05/18 15:29:27] max [304/622] has challenged Zoddo [336/1143] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:30:04 is added to max's clock.
[07/05/18 23:59:07] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:33:03 towards level 73.
[07/06/18 06:32:22] JensRex [275/1066] has challenged max [74/622] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[07/06/18 12:48:12] max and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 23:33:29] max, Sixbierehomme, and vrillusions [1311/2562] have team battled soltys, Wohali, and adamchainz [884/1689] and won! 1 day, 18:16:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 00:49:30] max [398/622] has challenged codedeeply [816/868] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:12:54 is added to max's clock.
[07/08/18 22:49:45] Eldoreth [648/931] has come upon max [400/622] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:43:56 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[07/15/18 23:55:38] max [547/622] has challenged Mateusz [362/881] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:10:49 is removed from max's clock.
[07/16/18 05:54:22] max and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 11:59:29] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:52:56 towards level 73.
[07/16/18 19:17:32] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:10:19 towards level 73.
[07/18/18 01:59:34] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:57:41 from level 73.
[07/18/18 13:42:25] max, WallIdl, and loomysh [1129/2117] have team battled dindinx, awgh, and Sixbierehomme [1065/2335] and won! 2 days, 02:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/18 00:23:01] max and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/18 01:49:59] max [195/622] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [184/756] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:29:33 is removed from max's clock.
[07/20/18 03:30:26] max [175/622] has challenged PiotrekD [237/677] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:48:48 is added to max's clock.
[07/20/18 03:35:22] vegadark [133/596] has come upon max [598/622] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:32:31 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/20/18 05:31:07] max [467/622] has challenged pants [457/878] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:09:40 is removed from max's clock.
[07/20/18 16:34:56] suterismus [245/1346] has challenged max [572/622] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:59:17 is added to suterismus's clock.
[07/23/18 12:58:11] max [189/622] has challenged exotime [311/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:46:16 is added to max's clock.
[07/25/18 07:15:13] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:47 from level 73.
[07/25/18 08:48:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 6 days, 13:46:44 toward level 73.
[07/27/18 10:32:21] max and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 13:30:34] aismallard, SCSi, and idlerpgww [1140/1509] have team battled Eldoreth, max, and vegadark [425/2149] and won! 0 days, 00:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 00:45:58] ishanyx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 20:25:28] max, Andries, Zaratustra, and Psilocybe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/18 20:39:35] max [306/634] has challenged zankore [770/1087] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to max's clock.
[08/01/18 04:02:03] adamus1red [213/268] has challenged max [256/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/02/18 00:13:41] ishanyx, Yuhno, and Milquetoast [1742/2264] have team battled max, adamus1red, and useless [226/1670] and won! 2 days, 17:44:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/18 10:04:43] theemstra [784/796] has come upon max [92/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:12:19 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/03/18 13:31:57] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:57:11 towards level 74.
[08/04/18 03:37:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 15 days, 17:38:45 toward level 74.
[08/04/18 13:09:30] blizgerg, max, and Lemongrab [1619/2786] have team battled damyan, cornfeedhobo, and dindinx [1607/2140] and won! 2 days, 08:33:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 13:55:16] max and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 13:56:35] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:49:48 towards level 74.
[08/05/18 13:44:21] max [433/634] has come upon abra0 [530/1006] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:10:16 is added to max's clock.
[08/06/18 08:36:38] MadMan, ishanyx, and max [688/2380] have team battled Tenorman, SCSi, and Mateusz [1931/2273] and lost! 3 days, 03:27:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/18 18:49:37] max and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 10:58:55] max [139/634] has challenged Majak [461/465] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:35:56 is added to max's clock.
[08/09/18 03:32:04] blizgerg [701/1211] has come upon max [412/634] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:25:43 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/09/18 13:23:17] max and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/18 07:45:26] vegadark, grdryn, and sheu [62/1632] have team battled max, zankore, and khmerboy [878/2221] and lost! 0 days, 08:45:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/18 20:22:55] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:14 towards level 74.
[08/12/18 03:15:19] max and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/18 14:31:55] vox [740/1179] has challenged max [617/634] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:25:33 is removed from vox's clock.
[08/13/18 22:13:47] Nistur, vegadark, and tmberg [1413/2095] have team battled max, Taffer, and Elgo [1588/1642] and lost! 4 days, 05:28:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/18 17:35:58] Ais, max, and Lemelisk [2276/2307] have team battled Nofew, Khorne, and idlerpgww [1091/2606] and won! 0 days, 08:10:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 19:03:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 12 days, 02:12:08 toward level 74.
[08/16/18 06:18:15] brendan [292/1459] has come upon max [209/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:50:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[08/16/18 18:47:02] neurospex [297/1186] has challenged max [109/634] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:42:21 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/16/18 18:47:02] neurospex has dealt max a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:59:08 is added to max's clock.
[08/17/18 07:09:35] max met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:53:52 from level 74.
[08/18/18 16:07:38] x0, max, and zankore [1675/2061] have team battled tmberg, kork, and bootdisk [357/2304] and won! 1 day, 21:58:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 18:22:21] max [627/634] has challenged niko [304/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:29:55 is removed from max's clock.
[08/19/18 19:58:28] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:26 towards level 74.
[08/20/18 01:58:26] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:39 towards level 74.
[08/20/18 03:29:39] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:58 towards level 74.
[08/20/18 04:09:05] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:49 towards level 74.
[08/20/18 04:25:04] max [437/628] has come upon dclaw123 [218/1026] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:03:26 is removed from max's clock.
[08/20/18 22:21:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 1 day, 12:26:06 toward level 74.
[08/21/18 03:22:39] jrosmith, D.Va, and Ais [669/1980] have team battled bozo, max, and sjefen6 [117/1871] and won! 1 day, 00:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 15:21:21] PiotrekD [533/667] has come upon max [377/628] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:08:08 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[08/21/18 15:21:21] PiotrekD has dealt max a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:13:51 is added to max's clock.
[08/21/18 17:21:49] max [621/628] has challenged brendan [645/1459] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to max's clock.
[08/21/18 18:02:56] max and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/18 23:30:20] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:56:01 from level 75.
[08/26/18 23:43:36] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:26:21 towards level 75.
[08/27/18 03:03:58] max [286/628] has challenged Mateusz [706/995] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:51:35 is added to max's clock.
[08/27/18 13:12:58] max, damyan, and cirdan [2487/2551] have team battled dax, pants, and Psilocybe [1603/2208] and won! 1 day, 15:03:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 19:52:16] WallIdl and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/18 04:29:36] djm, mordac, and Nistur [1001/2395] have team battled max, Asara, and Nofew [597/2938] and won! 1 day, 19:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 00:43:11] max [525/628] has challenged Psilocybe [392/718] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:12:25 is removed from max's clock.
[09/02/18 01:31:16] max [472/628] has come upon bobvador [511/579] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:38:46 is added to max's clock.
[09/02/18 04:03:48] max and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 06:30:12] Tim, el, and max [374/1974] have team battled gildarts, Mateusz, and M144 [1170/1999] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/18 18:13:15] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:15 towards level 75.
[09/04/18 00:21:38] Curious_Onion [172/440] has come upon max [482/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:01:21 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[09/04/18 07:10:18] WallIdl [337/757] has challenged max [328/628] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:27:36 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[09/04/18 09:10:57] max [429/628] has challenged Nistur [267/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:21:45 is removed from max's clock.
[09/05/18 05:10:28] soltys [176/587] has come upon max [229/628] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 11:33:22 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/05/18 18:55:06] max and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/18 21:43:33] PiotrekD, max, and crysys [604/2023] have team battled tmberg, simple, and mwhahaha [1765/2903] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/18 02:18:08] max [45/628] has come upon kenyon [1272/1342] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:34:31 is added to max's clock.
[09/06/18 06:02:36] max and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 11:55:06] xit [177/971] has challenged max [73/628] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from xit's clock.
[09/07/18 00:35:11] max and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/18 11:19:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 10 days, 05:48:13 toward level 75.
[09/08/18 00:47:26] max has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:20 from level 75.
[09/10/18 23:27:34] CornFly [310/1202] has come upon max [494/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/11/18 06:30:13] max and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 23:53:34] max, SirMonkeybox, and Zaratustra [1104/2321] have team battled irix, mustek, and sjefen6 [1483/2539] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 16:46:58] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:51 towards level 75.
[09/18/18 12:11:03] vegadark [538/596] has come upon max [485/628] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:06:58 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/19/18 16:25:36] petrichor, sheu, and canton7 [1376/2387] have team battled max, Geela, and HellSpawn [902/1746] and won! 0 days, 17:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/18 02:54:33] gildarts and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/18 08:38:47] Birdbones, HeavyPodda, and brycec [2837/3402] have team battled lagertonne, max, and SpikeX [99/2030] and won! 1 day, 01:14:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 02:50:48] max and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 03:28:58] kier [105/867] has come upon max [147/628] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:50:07 is added to kier's clock.
[09/23/18 21:35:12] Sharky4, Gizmokid2005, and jrosmith [2408/2580] have team battled max, MrGlass, and LegendaryQ [1860/2030] and won! 1 day, 14:58:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 13:41:27] pixelate, fattrat, and MrGlass [1119/2601] have team battled soltys, max, and Milquetoast [400/2162] and won! 3 days, 15:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 08:08:18] Courage [144/384] has challenged max [151/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:19:51 is added to Courage's clock.
[09/27/18 04:20:25] max and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 07:53:12] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:47 towards level 75.
[09/27/18 20:18:06] IndigoTiger [140/874] has challenged max [443/628] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[09/27/18 21:18:45] max misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:35 from level 75.
[09/28/18 22:30:03] Elgo [181/514] has challenged max [372/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:06 is added to Elgo's clock.
[09/29/18 10:52:33] Khorne [51/1016] has come upon max [537/628] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:09:07 is added to Khorne's clock.
[09/29/18 11:58:45] max and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/18 15:13:49] max lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:21 from level 75.
[10/01/18 04:01:38] HeavyPodda, pants, and Asara [2655/3223] have team battled Crazycatlady, ohnx, and max [1523/2224] and won! 0 days, 20:57:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/18 19:22:05] Mayit, Asara, and vox [1746/2830] have team battled IndigoTiger, max, and buksi [1457/2338] and won! 0 days, 10:39:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/18 13:08:41] max [597/628] has challenged Sharky4 [88/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:09 is removed from max's clock.
[10/03/18 17:14:24] max and PinkiePie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/18 09:42:58] dwfreed [406/464] has come upon max [421/628] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 06:33:41 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/04/18 16:29:22] max [57/645] has challenged Cypher [220/1212] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:36:14 is added to max's clock.
[10/05/18 21:30:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 11 days, 15:59:30 toward level 76.
[10/07/18 15:42:33] buksi [110/836] has challenged max [264/645] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:17:00 is added to buksi's clock.
[10/07/18 18:34:43] max, Zoddo, and allo [1309/2297] have team battled Ttech, dxtr, and pfoley [1915/3282] and lost! 6 days, 13:41:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 20:26:22] max [31/645] has come upon gildarts [86/458] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:27:26 is added to max's clock.
[10/07/18 23:46:43] max [420/645] has come upon dindinx [741/805] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 05:29:55 is added to max's clock.
[10/08/18 19:17:09] JensRex, elbie, and AncalagonThBlack [1369/2493] have team battled RBecker, max, and Mateusz [2199/2469] and lost! 1 day, 16:38:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 09:56:56] max [350/651] has challenged pants [723/927] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:51:04 is added to max's clock.
[10/10/18 07:12:04] max and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/18 17:07:55] Agent86 [665/672] has challenged max [634/651] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:14:52 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[10/11/18 00:20:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 21:51:04 from level 76.
[10/11/18 08:41:51] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:32:09 from level 76.
[10/11/18 23:21:53] max [589/651] has come upon Kratos [253/372] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:12:49 is removed from max's clock.
[10/12/18 05:51:59] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:08:10 towards level 76.
[10/12/18 07:20:51] Yuhno [25/671] has challenged max [42/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:12:23 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[10/12/18 20:20:25] Heisenberg [275/672] has come upon max [278/651] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:58:38 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/13/18 15:02:37] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:50:30 towards level 76.
[10/14/18 00:37:00] max walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:48:38 from level 76.
[10/14/18 05:17:41] crysys, Pici, and mwhahaha [2567/2826] have team battled Fluttershy, Heisenberg, and max [2366/2369] and won! 0 days, 00:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/18 22:03:50] lagertonne [338/574] has come upon max [299/651] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:09 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[10/16/18 15:52:13] LukeLR [78/667] has come upon max [580/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:04:07 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[10/17/18 06:40:32] Milquetoast [338/951] has come upon max [239/651] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:09:13 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[10/17/18 15:00:55] max [145/652] has challenged Gerdesas [117/604] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:04:48 is removed from max's clock.
[10/17/18 18:01:54] max [97/652] has challenged Andries [371/779] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:45:45 is added to max's clock.
[10/18/18 18:34:41] max and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/18 22:27:19] max misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:50:41 from level 76.
[10/20/18 11:25:10] max and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 08:21:36] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:03:39 towards level 76.
[10/21/18 19:34:09] petrichor [1027/1214] has challenged max [177/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:48:22 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[10/21/18 20:34:31] wulk [36/533] has challenged max [19/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:39:47 is removed from wulk's clock.
[10/22/18 16:56:28] vox [181/1187] has come upon max [144/652] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:58:25 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/23/18 09:14:34] max, Mateusz, pants, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/18 17:21:54] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:51:31 towards level 76.
[10/25/18 15:32:31] max, HeavyPodda, and JuanMaestro [618/2536] have team battled himuraken, idlerpgww, and MJ94 [845/2210] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 19:41:21] max [339/652] has challenged Gerdesas [101/604] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:40:03 is removed from max's clock.
[10/27/18 21:20:14] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:19 towards level 76.
[10/29/18 09:31:31] MetaNova [166/1008] has challenged max [380/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:13:01 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[10/30/18 07:11:59] max and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 05:07:58] max and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/18 06:51:38] max was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:31:32 from level 76.
[11/02/18 02:39:34] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:35 towards level 76.
[11/03/18 14:08:37] max and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/18 13:45:44] max [7/652] has challenged ishanyx [597/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:14:40 is added to max's clock.
[11/04/18 21:28:09] max slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! max's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/18 10:47:01] max [203/646] has come upon Khorne [460/1058] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:48:16 is added to max's clock.
[11/05/18 16:07:49] bp [0/1] has challenged max [199/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to bp's clock.
[11/05/18 16:25:11] max and bp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/18 01:21:51] RBecker and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/18 16:09:53] max [340/646] has come upon double [628/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:41:35 is added to max's clock.
[11/08/18 02:56:55] max [187/646] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [304/688] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:12:59 is added to max's clock.
[11/08/18 20:07:45] Asara [270/1457] has challenged max [609/646] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:44:57 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/08/18 21:42:35] bp [279/314] has challenged max [160/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:12 is removed from bp's clock.
[11/08/18 21:42:35] In the fierce battle, max dropped their level 91 tunic! bp picks it up, tossing their old level 31 tunic to max.
[11/09/18 20:09:37] max [258/580] has come upon TauPan [347/411] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:20:25 is added to max's clock.
[11/09/18 21:13:13] brycec [145/1245] has challenged max [81/580] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:21:30 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/10/18 23:20:04] ohnx [918/1037] has come upon max [460/580] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:50:30 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[11/11/18 07:27:31] Mateusz, Desspugne, and KeboDK [1315/2390] have team battled LilXan, max, and suterismus [1654/2216] and lost! 1 day, 03:21:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/18 15:55:00] DrJosh9000 [0/424] has come upon max [260/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:43 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/12/18 11:52:33] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:49 towards level 76.
[11/13/18 08:40:36] max and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/18 04:28:59] max got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:50 from level 76.
[11/15/18 10:00:59] max and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/18 14:36:33] mistaEvO8, Psilocybe, and pfoley [567/1602] have team battled max, MJ94, and L [158/1317] and won! 0 days, 00:41:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/18 18:44:42] xayto [469/801] has challenged max [9/580] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:08:45 is removed from xayto's clock.
[11/15/18 19:39:46] max misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:36:04 from level 76.
[11/15/18 20:04:26] Zoddo, brycec, and max [2369/2943] have team battled Ttech, xayto, and Lnk [3278/3390] and lost! 0 days, 19:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/18 05:47:13] max [302/580] has challenged SpikeX [430/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:06 is added to max's clock.
[11/17/18 09:48:27] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:53 towards level 76.
[11/19/18 07:26:01] max set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:51 from level 76.
[11/19/18 10:04:11] shandor [341/567] has challenged max [529/580] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:02:24 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/20/18 01:54:00] mustek [228/1045] has come upon max [45/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:28:26 is removed from mustek's clock.
[11/20/18 15:09:03] fattrat, idlerpgww, and Tenorman [2784/2858] have team battled max, Lnk, and PiotrekD [592/2158] and won! 3 days, 05:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 16:19:06] bp [266/568] has come upon max [8/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:46 is removed from bp's clock.
[11/20/18 20:35:39] max [662/894] has challenged woonack [424/485] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from max's clock.
[11/20/18 23:01:32] Baum [8/17] has challenged max [735/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Baum's clock.
[11/21/18 02:13:11] Sixbierehomme [84/477] has challenged max [827/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:37:22 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[11/21/18 05:33:00] el, buksi, and HellSpawn [466/2158] have team battled DrJosh9000, max, and simple [1524/2431] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 07:09:44] max, Tor, and freeboson [2618/2891] have team battled CornFly, brendan, and ruan [2144/3851] and won! 2 days, 14:12:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 14:07:35] psycho, max, and crudd [508/1826] have team battled mordac, mwhahaha, and FSM [2418/2703] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 07:37:24] max and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 14:27:48] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/18 08:39:08] max ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:24:30 from level 77.
[11/24/18 05:54:20] max bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:20:45 towards level 77.
[11/24/18 08:49:08] max and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/18 07:04:53] max EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:19:55 from level 77.
[11/26/18 08:36:39] max [865/898] has come upon irix [645/1014] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:04:12 is removed from max's clock.
[11/27/18 10:14:41] max [233/898] has come upon canton7 [414/933] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:33:26 is added to max's clock.
[11/27/18 10:42:59] brendan [1271/1497] has come upon max [276/898] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 17:36:04 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/27/18 14:48:31] max [443/898] has challenged MJ94 [363/702] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:36:47 is removed from max's clock.
[11/27/18 23:24:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 02:48:17 toward level 77.
[11/28/18 02:25:29] max [414/898] has come upon petrichor [426/1222] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:49:14 is added to max's clock.
[11/28/18 11:55:52] TimWolla [797/840] has come upon max [609/898] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:23 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/28/18 13:09:59] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:53:29 towards level 77.
[11/28/18 18:54:58] max [33/893] has challenged maria420 [68/351] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:23:06 is added to max's clock.
[11/28/18 23:46:54] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:53 towards level 77.
[11/29/18 02:38:01] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:01 towards level 77.
[11/30/18 01:05:21] max and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 21:18:25] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:43 towards level 77.
[12/04/18 15:05:51] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:46 towards level 77.
[12/04/18 20:49:27] Misza, grooverider, and AncalagonThBlack [233/3291] have team battled theZoMBiE, Lnk, and max [2122/2222] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/18 00:38:19] CornFly [913/1202] has come upon max [7/893] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:55 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/05/18 11:09:17] neurospex [515/1197] has come upon max [888/893] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:25:31 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/05/18 19:33:25] max [491/893] has challenged sunri5e [273/1138] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:22 is removed from max's clock.
[12/07/18 04:47:25] Hypino [75/82] has challenged max [798/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Hypino's clock.
[12/07/18 16:25:30] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:16 towards level 77.
[12/08/18 09:25:49] max [647/893] has come upon Andries [412/770] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:43:37 is removed from max's clock.
[12/08/18 13:55:45] max [700/893] has come upon Sixbierehomme [202/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:23:02 is removed from max's clock.
[12/09/18 00:17:42] max, MJ94, and KeboDK [1503/2612] have team battled vegadark, Lnk, and h00k [1898/2152] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/18 06:45:22] elf [402/1170] has come upon max [694/893] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:00:48 is added to elf's clock.
[12/09/18 23:31:30] max [709/893] has challenged Heisenberg [235/704] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:21:51 is removed from max's clock.
[12/10/18 00:43:34] max [553/893] has come upon MadMan [596/1154] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:28:05 is added to max's clock.
[12/10/18 05:58:05] max [520/893] has challenged autist [164/273] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:26:31 is removed from max's clock.
[12/10/18 10:29:21] freeboson, Killerkid, and fragment1 [2228/2250] have team battled nickware, manish17xxx, and max [428/2537] and won! 0 days, 06:20:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 13:52:01] max met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:48:06 from level 78.
[12/11/18 03:54:49] sunri5e [1016/1138] has come upon max [721/893] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:09:35 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[12/13/18 13:26:48] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:24:28 towards level 78.
[12/14/18 07:07:29] max [624/893] has come upon AbacusAvenger [385/872] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:29:32 is removed from max's clock.
[12/14/18 07:07:29] max has dealt AbacusAvenger a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:37:33 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/14/18 09:01:34] max [683/893] has challenged AngryParsley [157/1151] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:00:37 is removed from max's clock.
[12/14/18 12:00:06] Hypino [254/256] has come upon max [686/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:08 is added to Hypino's clock.
[12/15/18 03:05:43] max [346/893] has challenged ToHellWithGA [842/954] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:48:28 is added to max's clock.
[12/15/18 04:44:18] brycec [154/1202] has come upon max [106/893] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:19:55 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/15/18 10:31:26] max [199/893] has come upon TauPan [31/407] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:59:47 is removed from max's clock.
[12/16/18 00:10:28] max [213/893] has challenged manish17xxx [734/736] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:06:55 is added to max's clock.
[12/16/18 20:15:03] dwfreed [38/444] has challenged max [104/893] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:36:44 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/17/18 01:19:41] Bahhumbug [384/881] has come upon max [328/893] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:42:15 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[12/17/18 06:34:35] max [654/874] has come upon SirMonkeybox [467/534] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:22:20 is removed from max's clock.
[12/18/18 14:40:15] Andries [186/770] has come upon max [116/870] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:53 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/18/18 17:25:24] max [159/870] has challenged PiotrekD [12/706] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:18:09 is removed from max's clock.
[12/20/18 06:04:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 09:31:41 from level 78.
[12/20/18 07:34:14] max [292/870] has challenged AbacusAvenger [257/894] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:17:37 is removed from max's clock.
[12/20/18 19:37:05] max [458/870] has challenged xayto [449/801] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:33:28 is removed from max's clock.
[12/21/18 05:37:25] psycho, JuanMaestro, and AncalagonThBlack [1385/2018] have team battled bp, max, and SpikeX [280/2202] and won! 0 days, 04:04:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 10:22:46] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:16 towards level 78.
[12/22/18 06:25:08] crudd stole max's level 54 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! crudd leaves their old level 28 pair of gloves behind, which max then takes.
[12/22/18 15:38:51] max [712/841] has come upon popey [339/418] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:01:51 is removed from max's clock.
[12/23/18 11:03:39] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:45 towards level 78.
[12/24/18 08:15:25] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:57 towards level 78.
[12/25/18 05:03:21] max [318/841] has challenged gildarts [103/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:42:34 is removed from max's clock.
[12/26/18 07:09:17] AbacusAvenger [406/894] has challenged max [73/841] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:07:24 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[12/28/18 03:11:51] max and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 06:20:08] max [4/841] has challenged vegadark [274/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:55:12 is added to max's clock.
[12/28/18 15:48:02] Lemelisk, Comstock, and max [946/2532] have team battled popey, astropoint, and PiotrekD [330/1978] and won! 0 days, 02:07:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 03:45:28] max and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 15:27:44] max [306/841] has challenged hannesenator [695/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:20 is added to max's clock.
[12/30/18 07:45:48] Homme [123/232] has challenged max [29/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:13 is removed from Homme's clock.
[12/30/18 19:03:25] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:19 towards level 78.
[12/30/18 19:34:23] max [160/841] has challenged irix [400/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:26 is added to max's clock.
[12/31/18 15:40:49] max [774/841] has come upon nickware [287/911] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:57:52 is removed from max's clock.
[01/01/19 20:07:48] bp stole max's level 81 helm while they were sleeping! bp leaves their old level 38 helm behind, which max then takes.
[01/02/19 14:44:37] max [8/794] has challenged himuraken [858/941] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to max's clock.
[01/03/19 04:33:01] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:23:08 towards level 79.
[01/03/19 20:57:13] max [735/794] has challenged IdleMaster [626/789] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:19:47 is removed from max's clock.
[01/03/19 23:20:15] allo [364/578] has come upon max [72/794] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:41:43 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/04/19 10:05:01] max, cirdan, and Eldoreth [2278/2760] have team battled Andries, Iceman, and Flonk [490/2056] and won! 10 days, 09:40:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 12:56:24] Tor [1024/1150] has come upon max [777/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:41:23 is removed from Tor's clock.
[01/04/19 15:02:23] max got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:18:34 from level 79.
[01/04/19 18:00:04] max and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/19 06:05:08] Roxana [564/1135] has challenged max [488/794] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:01 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[01/05/19 13:10:16] yano [77/713] has come upon max [384/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:54 is added to yano's clock.
[01/06/19 10:51:08] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 22:20:19] max [164/794] has challenged Reilly [184/436] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:12:48 is added to max's clock.
[01/08/19 01:21:02] max [324/794] has challenged Lemelisk [781/1341] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:54:15 is added to max's clock.
[01/08/19 12:23:47] max [62/794] has challenged ToHellWithGA [446/954] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:48:19 is added to max's clock.
[01/09/19 18:08:49] max [361/794] has come upon Sixbierehomme [253/465] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:31:48 is removed from max's clock.
[01/10/19 12:41:00] manish17xxx [724/752] has come upon max [559/794] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:23:23 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[01/11/19 00:38:32] max [37/794] has challenged PiotrekD [707/709] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:58:15 is added to max's clock.
[01/11/19 15:22:30] max and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 15:36:58] Heisenberg [474/675] has come upon max [160/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:45:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/12/19 01:11:03] max [589/794] has come upon ilbelkyr [597/954] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:12:35 is added to max's clock.
[01/12/19 07:46:11] max [530/794] has challenged freeboson [541/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:20:28 is added to max's clock.
[01/12/19 08:45:28] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 12:15:17] max and strife have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 06:15:29] Sullivan [17/221] has challenged max [144/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[01/14/19 08:42:07] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:18 towards level 79.
[01/14/19 09:35:59] max, zankore, and Iceman [2231/2238] have team battled Geela, LukeLR, and JensRex [1166/2475] and won! 0 days, 01:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 14:13:32] max [564/794] has come upon crysys [103/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:33:17 is removed from max's clock.
[01/16/19 04:49:56] Virtual, Killerkid, and elf [135/2903] have team battled NPC4946410567318, dclaw123, and max [213/2299] and lost! 3 days, 12:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 07:19:51] neurospex, dax, and Yuhno [1348/2492] have team battled Tenorman, max, and LordH [1449/2993] and lost! 2 days, 02:07:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/19 22:27:20] max and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/19 08:59:51] Mirc0p [409/724] has come upon max [414/794] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:15:59 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[01/19/19 04:26:49] max [602/794] has challenged niko [446/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:15:42 is removed from max's clock.
[01/19/19 16:10:26] ilbelkyr, IllusiveMan_, max, and petrichor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/19 17:00:53] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:31 towards level 79.
[01/20/19 05:24:22] xit, ishanyx, and FSM [763/2244] have team battled max, psycho, and Virtual [1213/1866] and lost! 1 day, 23:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/19 08:16:49] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:36 towards level 79.
[01/20/19 18:18:56] Iceman [31/385] has challenged max [620/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Iceman's clock.
[01/22/19 03:43:06] Sixbierehomme, max, and Geela [44/1973] have team battled mustek, bigjay, and Yuhno [559/3231] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/19 17:08:43] max [266/794] has come upon Tenorman [183/1055] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:02:55 is removed from max's clock.
[01/22/19 22:24:26] max [343/794] has come upon darkmage [644/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:36 is added to max's clock.
[01/23/19 12:47:15] TheDeadlyDandy [26/326] has challenged max [790/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[01/23/19 14:34:32] suterismus [952/1274] has challenged max [659/794] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:50:49 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/24/19 09:20:01] Mateusz [511/1072] has challenged max [729/794] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:57:37 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[01/26/19 05:49:19] zankore [376/1043] has challenged max [579/794] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:47:53 is added to zankore's clock.
[01/26/19 07:44:37] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:19 towards level 79.
[01/27/19 10:39:45] astropoint, loomysh, and Lemelisk [1176/2975] have team battled max, bigjay, and agrajag [772/3231] and won! 1 day, 12:17:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 18:22:19] max [550/794] has challenged kenyon [38/1098] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:14:52 is removed from max's clock.
[01/28/19 09:00:55] max [352/794] has challenged Ttech [1550/1693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:30:42 is added to max's clock.
[01/28/19 16:01:01] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:31:42 towards level 80.
[01/28/19 17:54:45] max was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:44:51 from level 80.
[01/29/19 05:40:17] max [23/794] has come upon dindinx [718/1003] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:35:29 is added to max's clock.
[01/29/19 20:00:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 21:33:08 toward level 80.
[02/01/19 04:42:56] Beefcan [97/454] has come upon max [607/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:55 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[02/01/19 17:56:52] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:31:05 towards level 80.
[02/01/19 20:25:51] canton7 [211/914] has challenged max [17/794] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:22:23 is removed from canton7's clock.
[02/02/19 16:44:33] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:18 towards level 80.
[02/03/19 01:37:52] Sam [145/667] has challenged max [708/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Sam's clock.
[02/03/19 15:19:49] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:57:45 towards level 80.
[02/03/19 22:23:11] max, Pici, and Zoddo [2316/3076] have team battled woonack, Psilocybe, and Phreaker [411/1593] and won! 0 days, 01:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 12:09:17] Syloq, max, and canton7 [2015/2269] have team battled ishanyx, MJ94, and keepermurf [2154/2243] and lost! 3 days, 16:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 04:56:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 18:48:28 from level 80.
[02/07/19 18:30:09] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:05:47 towards level 80.
[02/07/19 18:50:50] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:29:17 towards level 80.
[02/07/19 22:48:29] LukeLR [186/645] has challenged max [401/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:34 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/08/19 06:05:54] ishanyx [621/638] has challenged max [240/794] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from ishanyx's clock.
[02/09/19 14:43:51] bobvador, RBecker, and vox [2286/2562] have team battled brendan, Ratigan, and max [1134/3022] and won! 0 days, 05:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 19:01:22] max [50/794] has come upon simple [306/1156] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:43:55 is added to max's clock.
[02/12/19 08:59:58] Flonk [855/902] has come upon max [451/794] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:56:35 is removed from Flonk's clock.
[02/12/19 14:39:11] wMw, vox, and max [1594/2298] have team battled waifu, Killerkid, and blizgerg [2867/3235] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 12:04:12] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:12:42 towards level 80.
[02/14/19 11:41:38] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:49:03 towards level 80.
[02/15/19 01:25:20] GilbertErik [42/812] has come upon max [769/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:43:05 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[02/15/19 20:48:00] max and Sundance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 08:50:05] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:07 towards level 80.
[02/17/19 20:09:29] Mateusz [224/1072] has come upon max [8/794] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:27 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/17/19 21:03:06] elf, xayto, and max [144/2695] have team battled Globalirc, dayman, and bigjay [666/2547] and lost! 3 days, 11:50:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/19 13:19:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 11 days, 16:35:30 toward level 80.
[02/19/19 04:15:04] GilbertErik [706/844] has come upon max [612/794] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:25:14 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[02/19/19 14:24:25] max [75/794] has come upon xayto [162/724] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:40:47 is added to max's clock.
[02/19/19 18:51:04] max [35/794] has challenged ToHellWithGA [538/964] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:55:15 is added to max's clock.
[02/21/19 00:20:29] max and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 10:16:05] max [130/794] has come upon zygren [473/478] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:49:34 is added to max's clock.
[02/23/19 06:56:43] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:51:52 towards level 80.
[02/23/19 12:25:18] vox, max, and dxtr [687/2874] have team battled SlowRiot, Fluttershy, and bootdisk [2505/3258] and lost! 5 days, 06:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 15:17:50] max set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:11:17 from level 80.
[02/23/19 22:30:44] apiw [483/806] has challenged max [596/794] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[02/25/19 17:05:44] max got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:20:39 from level 80.
[02/25/19 21:49:08] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:32:16 towards level 80.
[02/26/19 10:59:59] blizgerg, max, and damyan [1916/2972] have team battled Psilocybe, Geela, and woonack [1819/1971] and won! 2 days, 20:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/19 00:13:41] max died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:20:14 from level 80.
[02/27/19 12:36:05] max [647/797] has challenged djm [501/803] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:00:38 is removed from max's clock.
[02/28/19 04:34:25] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/19 08:24:00] skarlso, elbie, and Ttech [2420/3072] have team battled Mars, MrGlass, and max [774/2832] and won! 0 days, 06:04:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 08:29:28] Mars [27/1121] has come upon max [399/811] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:25:36 is added to Mars's clock.
[02/28/19 19:53:34] max EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:56:12 from level 80.
[03/04/19 02:48:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 08:06:14 from level 80.
[03/04/19 09:00:31] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:06:41 towards level 80.
[03/04/19 23:09:18] max and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 03:07:18] max [441/815] has challenged efertone [174/293] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:30 is removed from max's clock.
[03/06/19 12:38:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 8 days, 05:52:39 toward level 80.
[03/06/19 23:31:21] max was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:07:34 from level 80.
[03/12/19 05:23:19] max spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! max's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/13/19 15:49:39] max [732/814] has challenged allo [504/619] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:28:32 is removed from max's clock.
[03/14/19 03:52:09] max [767/814] has challenged Ratigan [115/439] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:16:10 is removed from max's clock.
[03/14/19 13:52:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 4 days, 10:23:05 toward level 80.
[03/14/19 13:58:48] Lemongrab, max, and dayman [1890/2046] have team battled canton7, apiw, and TauPan [10/2151] and won! 0 days, 09:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 19:04:29] Mars [575/1126] has come upon max [60/814] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:29:54 is removed from Mars's clock.
[03/15/19 02:35:56] max and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/19 06:24:15] max [761/814] has come upon dindinx [941/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:31 is added to max's clock.
[03/15/19 08:06:02] Fluttershy [602/1075] has come upon max [776/814] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:00:08 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[03/15/19 08:14:21] elf [808/1194] has come upon max [420/814] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 19:27:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/15/19 08:58:00] TauPan [150/434] has challenged max [641/814] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:17:01 is added to TauPan's clock.
[03/15/19 20:00:18] max [83/814] has challenged shandor [102/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:08 is added to max's clock.
[03/16/19 11:30:21] Fritzl [191/257] has challenged max [349/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Fritzl's clock.
[03/16/19 23:07:37] max and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 02:06:41] max [341/814] has challenged ncarl747 [435/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:08 is added to max's clock.
[03/17/19 16:54:58] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:20 towards level 80.
[03/18/19 00:38:49] max [649/814] has challenged Sixbierehomme [494/823] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:55:27 is removed from max's clock.
[03/18/19 06:10:21] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:11:24 towards level 81.
[03/18/19 06:12:28] J [575/713] has challenged max [496/814] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:28:54 is removed from J's clock.
[03/18/19 10:13:17] mistaEvO8 [56/579] has challenged max [731/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:31:48 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[03/19/19 07:17:49] JuanMaestro [393/884] has challenged max [408/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:49 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[03/19/19 17:05:16] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:53:26 from level 81.
[03/19/19 20:24:51] Milquetoast, max, and rxcomm [403/2899] have team battled Fritzl, Mars, and brendan [2457/2783] and lost! 3 days, 14:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/19 08:33:05] max [469/814] has come upon M144 [576/797] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:36:25 is added to max's clock.
[03/20/19 14:24:26] max [356/814] has challenged Birdbones [791/1394] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:02:56 is added to max's clock.
[03/20/19 16:16:19] MiddlewareMonkey [356/450] has challenged max [632/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/21/19 03:14:10] Goreguts [59/102] has challenged max [529/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to Goreguts's clock.
[03/21/19 12:29:14] ncarl747 [576/782] has challenged max [709/814] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:03:18 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/23/19 14:31:36] max [769/814] has come upon himuraken [563/958] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:20:18 is removed from max's clock.
[03/24/19 08:44:14] Clearcasting [451/638] has challenged max [367/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:39 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[03/24/19 19:24:13] meskio [18/169] has challenged max [231/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to meskio's clock.
[03/26/19 05:45:46] Kropotkin [145/206] has come upon max [798/814] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:08 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[03/26/19 07:13:27] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/19 15:19:14] max, Asara, Mars, and M144 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/19 18:17:19] max [373/817] has come upon MadHatter [128/706] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:25:00 is removed from max's clock.
[03/27/19 09:00:16] Vroomfondel [459/656] has challenged max [372/817] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:59:35 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[03/27/19 16:42:19] max died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:21:15 from level 81.
[03/27/19 19:54:31] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:40 towards level 81.
[03/28/19 07:10:22] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:46 towards level 81.
[03/28/19 14:13:57] max and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/19 15:07:04] max [9/817] has challenged Birdbones [1332/1414] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:01:06 is added to max's clock.
[03/28/19 18:07:49] Fluttershy [685/1075] has challenged max [304/817] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:45:11 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[03/29/19 01:16:10] cirdan [493/1010] has come upon max [783/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:32:43 is added to cirdan's clock.
[03/29/19 01:47:04] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:23 towards level 81.
[03/29/19 03:21:28] Cameron_D, jvoisin, and KeboDK [1961/2765] have team battled ncarl747, max, and sjefen6 [144/2448] and won! 0 days, 02:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 01:12:47] xayto, Phreaker, and suterismus [84/2634] have team battled max, bigjay, and djm [973/3382] and lost! 0 days, 10:43:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 01:15:59] MrGlass, Killerkid, and moaz [1820/2409] have team battled waifu, HellSpawn, and max [747/2126] and won! 1 day, 03:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 14:28:31] max, dindinx, and Nechayev [1184/2076] have team battled Tenorman, kork, and IndigoTiger [2331/2415] and lost! 0 days, 06:35:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/19 13:46:36] odawt, max, and jvoisin [1255/1490] have team battled pollo, HeavyPodda, and Milquetoast [1068/2470] and won! 0 days, 01:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/19 08:15:50] LukeLR, Notir, and MiddlewareMonkey [995/1227] have team battled TimWolla, h00k, and max [2707/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 20:04:40] max and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/19 03:36:46] LapTop006 [82/168] has challenged max [785/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[04/06/19 05:54:31] grooverider [274/1380] has challenged max [781/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:10:25 is added to grooverider's clock.
[04/06/19 10:22:44] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:19:59 towards level 81.
[04/07/19 13:23:19] yano, MaryMaid, and mistaEvO8 [651/1748] have team battled max, Psilocybe, and elbie [1336/2596] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/19 07:05:43] max [66/817] has challenged dwfreed [41/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:22:13 is removed from max's clock.
[04/12/19 18:11:11] bisco [279/366] has come upon max [15/817] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:46:48 is removed from bisco's clock.
[04/12/19 21:58:28] max [400/817] has come upon canton7 [32/950] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:13:43 is removed from max's clock.
[04/13/19 05:01:49] canton7, Euph0ria, and max [1450/2091] have team battled Asara, Eldoreth, and Bradicus [1294/3049] and won! 0 days, 04:34:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 04:12:37] max, wMw, and astropoint [467/2311] have team battled Mithkabob, zid, and moaz [1012/1934] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/19 03:56:56] max [238/817] has challenged Asara [784/1152] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to max's clock.
[04/15/19 06:35:08] HellSpawn [174/440] has challenged max [528/817] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[04/17/19 12:04:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 23:46:38 from level 82.
[04/17/19 14:29:38] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:32:54 towards level 82.
[04/18/19 02:49:03] max and bootdisk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 17:27:41] pepperonies [2/29] has challenged max [300/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to pepperonies's clock.
[04/19/19 13:32:48] max, womblecat, and Sharky4 [689/2350] have team battled Notir, JuanMaestro, and wMw [927/1776] and lost! 3 days, 10:43:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 14:22:36] max and strife have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 18:17:27] dindinx, jvoisin, and waifu [2159/2312] have team battled Tenorman, max, and Lemongrab [1621/2702] and won! 0 days, 03:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 02:10:03] Scornn [40/437] has challenged max [221/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:38:27 is added to Scornn's clock.
[04/20/19 23:14:43] apiw [227/848] has challenged max [369/817] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:32:52 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/21/19 10:17:11] wMw [376/621] has challenged max [313/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:51 is removed from wMw's clock.
[04/22/19 00:23:36] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:07:50 towards level 82.
[04/24/19 07:56:04] max ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:05:13 from level 82.
[04/25/19 10:02:44] Zaratustra [239/1172] has come upon max [687/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:37:09 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[04/26/19 09:02:09] max was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:39:12 from level 82.
[04/26/19 15:45:49] max [751/817] has challenged strife [36/420] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:26:54 is removed from max's clock.
[04/26/19 19:09:19] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:46:55 towards level 82.
[04/26/19 21:47:14] robox [514/840] has challenged max [403/817] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:16:51 is removed from robox's clock.
[04/27/19 09:49:56] max [228/817] has challenged Greg [329/411] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:47 is added to max's clock.
[04/27/19 14:42:47] dax, JuanMaestro, and lipek [2620/2797] have team battled SirMonkeybox, max, and LapTop006 [134/1737] and won! 4 days, 12:19:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 16:46:33] idlerpgww, butlerian, and zankore [881/2130] have team battled bootdisk, max, and MrGlass [82/2592] and won! 0 days, 01:43:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/19 23:11:22] mosh [0/9] has challenged max [38/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to mosh's clock.
[04/28/19 02:42:41] Heisenberg [319/752] has come upon max [119/817] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:49:02 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/30/19 02:52:37] max was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:58:42 from level 82.
[04/30/19 13:48:48] max and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/19 15:37:19] max, Bradicus, and Sharky4 [1635/2540] have team battled damyan, blabber, and Pici [2004/2536] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 04:28:45] dax, Globalirc, and max [1609/2388] have team battled Majak, woonack, and Andries [79/1829] and won! 0 days, 16:24:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 02:26:41] anarcat [183/440] has challenged max [682/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to anarcat's clock.
[05/03/19 07:22:26] Nistur [32/763] has challenged max [677/817] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:05:28 is added to Nistur's clock.
[05/03/19 14:27:27] max, Silvanus_Betrium, and DrJosh9000 [773/1753] have team battled LordH, BagelBites, and damyan [1121/2695] and lost! 1 day, 00:18:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/19 11:49:41] Bradicus, Curious_Onion, and brendan [1952/2949] have team battled Milquetoast, max, and Lemelisk [1375/3168] and won! 1 day, 19:43:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 16:18:31] max got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:18:46 from level 82.
[05/05/19 03:03:54] LordH, max, and grooverider [2426/3355] have team battled TimWolla, Sixbierehomme, and bebbet [729/2582] and won! 4 days, 10:38:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/19 11:37:37] skarlso [40/448] has come upon max [80/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:09 is added to skarlso's clock.
[05/05/19 21:37:27] max [571/817] has challenged Lnk [203/988] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:38:48 is removed from max's clock.
[05/07/19 12:55:20] max and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 01:50:00] Globalirc [550/933] has challenged max [305/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:36:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[05/09/19 14:58:42] vegadark [687/699] has challenged max [351/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:16:55 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/09/19 23:29:10] Flonk [378/939] has come upon max [562/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:16:48 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/10/19 00:22:26] xonic, Flonk, and max [2491/2579] have team battled TimWolla, AngryParsley, and apiw [1212/3213] and won! 1 day, 02:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 16:34:52] Zoddo, djm, and FSM [750/2826] have team battled autist, vegadark, and max [1958/2225] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/19 22:36:02] butlerian, el, and Scornn [163/1784] have team battled max, Curious_Onion, and elf [1408/2675] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 00:37:09] nickware, brycec, and Scornn [823/2691] have team battled Sixbierehomme, max, and irix [2392/2547] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 04:40:22] AngryParsley [167/1172] has come upon max [635/817] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:49:47 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/16/19 10:37:03] max [72/817] has challenged canton7 [583/979] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:07:53 is added to max's clock.
[05/16/19 13:08:22] Noxwaste, Eldoreth, and dindinx [989/2255] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Nofew, and max [8/2449] and won! 0 days, 00:24:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 13:37:46] max [453/817] has challenged dxrt [548/874] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:40 is added to max's clock.
[05/16/19 18:38:58] max [98/817] has challenged mordac [74/1314] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:56:18 is removed from max's clock.
[05/18/19 14:10:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 4 days, 07:13:03 toward level 82.
[05/19/19 17:55:24] ncarl747 [570/814] has challenged max [480/817] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:34:07 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[05/19/19 18:47:14] max [448/817] has come upon canton7 [737/979] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:43:01 is added to max's clock.
[05/22/19 05:47:39] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:22:51 towards level 82.
[05/25/19 19:13:09] max lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:36:20 from level 82.
[05/26/19 04:33:26] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:32 towards level 82.
[05/27/19 07:05:08] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:14:14 towards level 82.
[05/29/19 00:28:17] Majak [386/567] has come upon max [776/817] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:26:50 is added to Majak's clock.
[05/30/19 00:32:47] Twistit [257/262] has challenged max [772/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Twistit's clock.
[05/30/19 05:58:34] max [712/817] has come upon Iceman [66/920] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:42:18 is removed from max's clock.
[05/30/19 13:55:21] max [91/817] has challenged IdleMaster [583/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:00:34 is added to max's clock.
[05/30/19 15:49:14] loomysh [49/961] has challenged max [488/817] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to loomysh's clock.
[05/31/19 02:58:19] max [739/817] has challenged mordac [998/1326] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:33:53 is added to max's clock.
[05/31/19 04:09:55] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:54 towards level 82.
[05/31/19 19:39:48] max [165/817] has come upon womblecat [601/643] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:02:59 is added to max's clock.
[06/01/19 12:07:54] max, jbroome, and lavamind [1868/2095] have team battled inittab, RBecker, and BagelBites [1670/1938] and won! 1 day, 06:44:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/19 19:29:17] max, Mars, Tor, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/19 23:44:31] max and strife have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 11:22:25] Curious_Onion [235/651] has challenged max [529/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:06 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[06/04/19 12:18:38] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:58 towards level 82.
[06/04/19 14:47:38] max [414/817] has come upon Nechayev [357/748] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:01:57 is removed from max's clock.
[06/04/19 17:23:53] zid [367/1014] has challenged max [162/817] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:29:43 is removed from zid's clock.
[06/04/19 18:28:49] max ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:47 from level 82.
[06/05/19 05:40:14] max bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:12 from level 82.
[06/06/19 00:00:06] djm [344/964] has come upon max [588/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:37:54 is added to djm's clock.
[06/06/19 16:40:31] StalkR [129/322] has challenged max [208/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/07/19 03:11:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 7 days, 22:46:25 toward level 82.
[06/07/19 12:39:45] max [257/817] has challenged LukeLR [156/668] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:27:27 is removed from max's clock.
[06/07/19 14:22:27] max has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:41:13 from level 82.
[06/07/19 17:08:03] borsin, tmberg, and Xenthys [2677/2731] have team battled Nofew, ilbelkyr, and max [977/2746] and won! 0 days, 09:23:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 20:54:05] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:31 towards level 82.
[06/08/19 07:07:28] LordH [115/1117] has challenged max [124/817] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:52:08 is added to LordH's clock.
[06/08/19 09:45:09] max and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/19 05:49:03] max, Bahhumbug, and Sundance [1996/2267] have team battled blabber, Roxana, and ncarl747 [1625/2600] and won! 1 day, 16:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/19 08:12:53] fattrat [981/1272] has challenged max [471/817] in combat and won! 14 days, 22:51:04 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/09/19 10:15:34] max and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/19 20:38:09] max [779/817] has come upon skarlso [140/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:27:41 is removed from max's clock.
[06/11/19 06:56:05] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 09:24:09] max [780/817] has challenged L [272/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:46:04 is removed from max's clock.
[06/11/19 09:24:09] In the fierce battle, L dropped their level 66 pair of gloves! max picks it up, tossing their old level 28 pair of gloves to L.
[06/11/19 10:22:49] max ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:10 from level 82.
[06/11/19 12:40:44] Sixbierehomme, golgy, and Zaratustra [2342/2343] have team battled neurospex, Ttech, and max [3289/3966] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/19 00:25:53] max sharpened the edge of their weapon! max's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/19 01:52:01] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:51 towards level 82.
[06/14/19 06:34:06] max [401/958] has challenged micah [595/675] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:56:44 is added to max's clock.
[06/14/19 12:33:44] max [595/958] has come upon Tenorman [1154/1160] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 03:31:53 is added to max's clock.
[06/15/19 03:20:33] max and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/19 06:43:55] LukeLR, max, and PlasmaStar [1358/2114] have team battled SCSi, Birdbones, and blizgerg [932/3479] and won! 0 days, 16:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/19 13:33:59] max and csssuf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 18:32:09] dartainus [108/238] has challenged max [3/958] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:19:10 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[06/18/19 20:50:02] max [531/958] has challenged RBecker [558/809] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:33:12 is added to max's clock.
[06/19/19 08:17:26] Oooooog, MadMan, and StalkR [1301/2252] have team battled algernon, max, and xmj [1585/1696] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/19 13:02:29] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:32:49 towards level 83.
[06/19/19 13:28:46] max [47/958] has come upon LordH [903/1117] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:24:59 is added to max's clock.
[06/20/19 04:40:53] Asara, max, and darkmage [564/3350] have team battled Kerri, Mars, and Heisenberg [412/2237] and won! 4 days, 07:26:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 09:24:52] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 14:00:04] BagelBites [406/691] has challenged max [636/958] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:27:47 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[06/20/19 14:29:18] max and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 18:55:06] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:45 towards level 83.
[06/21/19 18:54:14] mordac [353/1308] has come upon max [422/958] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 07:16:56 is added to mordac's clock.
[06/22/19 02:02:13] max and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 03:07:50] max [890/958] has challenged buksi [295/761] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:17:24 is removed from max's clock.
[06/22/19 05:43:38] khmerboy, max, and Lemongrab [2687/2738] have team battled Andries, butlerian, and djm [1230/1938] and won! 6 days, 07:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 09:24:18] lavamind [357/612] has challenged max [149/958] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:55:29 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[06/25/19 09:24:18] lavamind has dealt max a Critical Strike! 6 days, 07:39:11 is added to max's clock.
[06/25/19 18:02:22] max and Antium have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 21:13:58] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:20:59 towards level 83.
[06/25/19 22:34:49] max [317/958] has come upon tmberg [278/1400] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:28:42 is removed from max's clock.
[06/27/19 12:25:56] Colin [28/36] has challenged max [304/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to Colin's clock.
[06/27/19 21:34:12] max, pfoley, and Geela [2276/2437] have team battled Lemongrab, Killerkid, and waifu [1099/3096] and won! 1 day, 19:29:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 17:52:08] yano [165/488] has challenged max [550/970] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:34:13 is added to yano's clock.
[06/30/19 18:22:03] max [763/970] has come upon Athos [153/255] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:44:36 is removed from max's clock.
[07/01/19 01:21:30] pixelate [174/520] has come upon max [349/970] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:18:19 is added to pixelate's clock.
[07/02/19 17:05:26] max, Mateusz, and pfoley [1532/2762] have team battled autist, elf, and Mithkabob [1084/2235] and won! 2 days, 14:51:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 21:21:21] max [629/970] has come upon lavamind [622/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:28:50 is removed from max's clock.
[07/03/19 07:02:52] pfoley, MetaNova, and cirdan [1562/2790] have team battled max, womblecat, and m0shbear [573/2591] and won! 1 day, 06:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 08:25:51] Roxana [288/1186] has come upon max [530/970] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:02:27 is added to Roxana's clock.
[07/03/19 10:32:49] max got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:20:07 from level 83.
[07/04/19 11:28:08] max [690/970] has come upon jbroome [380/690] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:04:09 is removed from max's clock.
[07/04/19 17:25:00] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:15 towards level 83.
[07/05/19 18:31:34] dkorhonen [121/284] has challenged max [662/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to dkorhonen's clock.
[07/06/19 14:22:52] max [748/970] has challenged tspange [326/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:45:40 is removed from max's clock.
[07/06/19 20:24:12] max [510/970] has challenged wMw [254/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:03:47 is removed from max's clock.
[07/06/19 21:55:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 15:24:00 from level 83.
[07/07/19 09:58:08] max [514/970] has come upon tmberg [1329/1400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:55 is added to max's clock.
[07/09/19 07:37:12] waifu [736/995] has challenged max [395/970] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:35:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/09/19 19:34:16] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:22 towards level 83.
[07/11/19 03:52:49] CornFly [220/1140] has come upon max [261/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:19:58 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/11/19 12:26:25] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:35 towards level 83.
[07/11/19 23:14:36] max was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:03 from level 83.
[07/13/19 05:37:46] max [484/970] has challenged PiotrekD [649/789] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:26:51 is added to max's clock.
[07/13/19 09:04:33] dayman, yano, and Brainiac [147/1826] have team battled max, The_Joker, and Misza [2165/2696] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/19 20:50:49] CoarseHorse [213/579] has challenged max [655/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[07/14/19 13:32:06] RBecker and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 01:48:43] brendan, Jay_of_Delucia, and mwhahaha [389/2792] have team battled ToHellWithGA, max, and Crazycatlady [625/2661] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/19 14:43:50] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:09 towards level 84.
[07/16/19 15:47:52] max and Scornn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 18:52:16] pollo, max, and bookworm [1922/2216] have team battled IllusiveMan_, brendan, and chauffer [1493/2357] and won! 0 days, 18:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/19 09:33:48] bisco [373/817] has come upon max [899/970] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:06:26 is added to bisco's clock.
[07/17/19 14:29:15] Majak, Mithkabob, and dkorhonen [1016/1350] have team battled Invidious, max, and agrajag [915/2584] and won! 0 days, 06:44:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/19 19:22:41] LordH [648/1123] has challenged max [401/970] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:00:18 is removed from LordH's clock.
[07/19/19 01:12:48] Clearcasting, max, and hannesenator [94/2775] have team battled idlerpgww, Zyphyr, and Psilocybe [1601/1915] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/19 13:24:49] Invidious, Ratigan, and sc_ [199/1502] have team battled woonack, max, and nawcom [1574/1902] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 00:27:11] max has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:50:50 from level 84.
[07/20/19 06:43:12] max and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 07:21:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 13 days, 23:51:39 toward level 84.
[07/20/19 14:39:20] sjefen6, max, and simple [2127/2817] have team battled TimWolla, himuraken, and TheDeadlyDandy [423/2565] and won! 4 days, 23:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 21:10:08] vegadark [444/732] has come upon max [228/970] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:52:03 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/21/19 08:41:09] LukeLR [514/668] has challenged max [180/970] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:48:31 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[07/22/19 19:26:48] Everyman [188/755] has come upon max [619/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:41 is added to Everyman's clock.
[07/22/19 20:33:12] max sharpened the edge of their weapon! max's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/19 12:11:07] Fluttershy stole max's level 66 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Fluttershy leaves their old level 60 pair of gloves behind, which max then takes.
[07/25/19 02:55:30] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:30:46 towards level 84.
[07/25/19 10:01:00] M144, SlowRiot, and Euph0ria [756/2170] have team battled max, meskio, and Andries [2181/2216] and lost! 1 day, 17:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/19 11:47:34] max and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/19 21:50:09] max and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 00:25:43] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:43:23 towards level 84.
[07/28/19 13:03:16] borsin [104/653] has come upon max [539/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:02:06 is added to borsin's clock.
[07/28/19 19:20:48] max [316/1002] has challenged HeavyPodda [851/1005] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:48:33 is added to max's clock.
[07/29/19 18:44:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 14 days, 12:20:27 toward level 84.
[07/30/19 07:49:21] Tiny_Nuggins [43/221] has challenged max [78/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[07/30/19 10:29:32] max [960/1002] has challenged blizgerg [97/1397] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:17:28 is removed from max's clock.
[07/31/19 04:36:28] <LucidGnome> [0/1] has challenged max [651/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to <LucidGnome>'s clock.
[07/31/19 20:37:33] max [306/1002] has challenged neurospex [685/1305] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:30:12 is added to max's clock.
[07/31/19 23:19:43] agrajag [1176/1288] has come upon max [823/1002] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:56:14 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[08/02/19 18:36:21] sparrowhawk [16/236] has challenged max [577/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[08/05/19 18:05:42] max burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! max's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/19 05:31:48] yano [290/508] has come upon max [642/995] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:27:45 is added to yano's clock.
[08/07/19 00:10:06] Eldoreth [847/1062] has challenged max [812/995] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:29:24 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[08/07/19 08:20:45] Mateusz, h00k, and snek [1977/2494] have team battled max, TauPan, and Asara [165/2531] and won! 0 days, 04:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 15:29:41] max has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:44 from level 84.
[08/07/19 15:38:43] The_Joker, max, and Notir [802/1728] have team battled Noxwaste, fattrat, and lipek [2344/3035] and lost! 1 day, 04:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 00:23:12] BagelBites, agrajag, and Pici [1004/3220] have team battled max, suterismus, and StalkR [1980/2804] and lost! 1 day, 21:53:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 04:16:11] Chuck [2/774] has challenged max [914/995] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:35:51 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/08/19 16:18:46] phraktyl [185/407] has challenged max [880/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:10 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[08/09/19 09:28:31] max [84/995] has come upon CornFly [678/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:52 is added to max's clock.
[08/09/19 09:33:20] kork, SCSi, and Milquetoast [210/2138] have team battled AbacusAvenger, max, and Reilly [996/2373] and lost! 5 days, 03:38:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 10:23:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 10:59:44 toward level 84.
[08/11/19 02:30:28] Invidious, MrGlass, and RBecker [911/2213] have team battled max, soltys, and Eldoreth [517/2939] and won! 0 days, 19:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/19 18:01:26] bookworm, ohnx, and Sharky4 [2074/2166] have team battled pants, Brady, and max [2413/3069] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 01:26:22] max [969/995] has challenged MadMan [1032/1204] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to max's clock.
[08/12/19 09:12:01] buksi, Grayson, and borsin [1427/1827] have team battled wMw, djm, and max [2573/2636] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 10:02:46] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:51 towards level 85.
[08/12/19 10:59:41] AngryParsley, Nofew, and max [248/3009] have team battled Birdbones, Lemelisk, and Zyphyr [2206/3299] and lost! 2 days, 04:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 19:05:12] mwhahaha, Atan, and zid [1857/2771] have team battled sparrowhawk, Bradicus, and max [261/2271] and won! 5 days, 00:36:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/19 03:28:52] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:43:42 towards level 85.
[08/13/19 14:48:04] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:45:04 towards level 85.
[08/13/19 15:26:58] TheresusPheronor, Andries, and max [1247/2002] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Herb_Tarlek, and HeavyPodda [596/2860] and won! 0 days, 05:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 20:42:50] Nofew [119/865] has come upon max [222/995] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:15:03 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/15/19 23:18:57] max and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/19 10:09:02] max died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:51:38 from level 85.
[08/16/19 10:55:53] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:22:07 towards level 85.
[08/16/19 12:59:28] lipek [570/1311] has challenged max [175/995] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:27:38 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/16/19 23:01:41] WallIdl [446/575] has challenged max [389/995] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:11:47 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[08/17/19 01:26:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 26 days, 14:18:42 toward level 85.
[08/17/19 23:18:44] rxcomm, max, and LapTop006 [2091/2782] have team battled skarlso, brycec, and Mars [1947/2820] and won! 0 days, 01:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 04:07:53] max [344/995] has challenged tspange [176/821] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:40:44 is removed from max's clock.
[08/19/19 06:35:09] max, buksi, and Ironhoof [997/2989] have team battled elf, dwfreed, and neurospex [647/3065] and won! 1 day, 05:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 00:35:01] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:56 towards level 85.
[08/20/19 04:24:46] max, djm, sjums_the_great, and double have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/19 08:10:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 8 days, 03:22:09 toward level 85.
[08/20/19 11:17:55] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:59:38 from level 85.
[08/20/19 23:54:57] Heisenberg [695/744] has come upon max [394/1001] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 23:37:13 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/21/19 21:14:13] max, blizgerg, and Nechayev [3105/3150] have team battled kork, Everyman, and holloway [409/2174] and won! 0 days, 19:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 23:06:08] max and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/19 00:28:08] max [658/1001] has challenged Clearcasting [144/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:09 is removed from max's clock.
[08/22/19 01:54:02] max left their weapon out in the rain to rust! max's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/19 05:31:18] max [277/958] has challenged Lemelisk [1203/1345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:28 is added to max's clock.
[08/22/19 13:49:57] max saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:29 from level 85.
[08/23/19 10:41:38] sunri5e stole max's level 123 amulet while they were sleeping! sunri5e leaves their old level 115 amulet behind, which max then takes.
[08/24/19 15:46:52] Notir, lipek, and skarlso [2041/2128] have team battled M144, m0shbear, and max [1541/2757] and won! 0 days, 08:12:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/19 23:46:28] max [257/959] has challenged M144 [737/812] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:16:09 is added to max's clock.
[08/25/19 04:10:10] max [943/959] has come upon waifu [104/1116] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:14:19 is removed from max's clock.
[08/25/19 16:48:30] Noxwaste [382/424] has challenged max [817/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:55 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[08/26/19 01:51:01] IllusiveMan_, max, and ishanyx [709/2397] have team battled jbroome, el, and Andries [1863/2241] and lost! 1 day, 12:40:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/19 02:55:44] max and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/19 17:00:36] TheDeadlyDandy [510/673] has come upon max [891/959] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:55:22 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[08/27/19 03:09:51] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:26:54 towards level 86.
[08/27/19 10:57:23] max [273/959] has challenged Sundance [473/543] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:05:48 is added to max's clock.
[08/29/19 05:08:38] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:22:20 from level 86.
[08/29/19 21:12:15] Globalirc, tmberg, and max [325/3319] have team battled xayto, idlerpgww, and ganome [7/1977] and won! 2 days, 14:44:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 15:53:27] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:12:19 towards level 86.
[08/30/19 17:57:21] Pici, max, and AncalagonThBlack [1551/3084] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Forud, and MiddlewareMonkey [796/1970] and won! 8 days, 00:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 06:03:22] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:35 towards level 86.
[08/31/19 18:43:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 13:05:50 from level 86.
[08/31/19 22:22:39] max [519/959] has challenged Zaratustra [148/1172] in combat and won! 14 days, 18:22:24 is removed from max's clock.
[09/01/19 23:52:39] max [843/959] has come upon TheresusPheronor [74/534] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:34:07 is removed from max's clock.
[09/02/19 10:22:07] Khorne, Nechayev, and dax [597/2367] have team battled max, Tiny_Nuggins, and yano [1709/1948] and lost! 0 days, 22:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/19 21:45:34] max [221/959] has come upon pfoley [138/686] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:05:27 is removed from max's clock.
[09/03/19 15:20:55] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:34 towards level 86.
[09/03/19 17:20:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 05:14:34 toward level 86.
[09/04/19 00:13:24] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:26 towards level 86.
[09/04/19 05:00:30] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:55:05 towards level 86.
[09/04/19 05:27:21] max and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 07:10:58] max [128/959] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [4/907] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:47:11 is removed from max's clock.
[09/04/19 19:51:56] LapTop006, golgy, and TimWolla [1692/1778] have team battled CornFly, Killerkid, and max [339/3215] and won! 0 days, 05:29:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 10:39:24] max and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 23:49:07] max [472/959] has challenged WallIdl [22/542] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:00:37 is removed from max's clock.
[09/07/19 00:06:51] Roxana [370/1160] has come upon max [740/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:01 is added to Roxana's clock.
[09/07/19 01:54:07] pfoley, mordac, and kenyon [2871/3109] have team battled max, PlasmaStar, and dwfreed [1294/2030] and won! 1 day, 04:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 12:21:09] max, Lnk, and blabber [2034/2791] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, allo, and WallIdl [454/1669] and won! 1 day, 14:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 22:55:58] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:49 towards level 86.
[09/08/19 16:03:20] DrJosh9000 [48/570] has challenged max [465/959] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:03:19 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[09/09/19 12:48:44] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:33 towards level 86.
[09/10/19 16:40:28] MushHashor [314/404] has come upon max [885/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:50 is added to MushHashor's clock.
[09/13/19 02:51:52] max [635/959] has challenged manish17xxx [739/806] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to max's clock.
[09/13/19 14:10:56] max and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/19 14:53:22] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:43:32 towards level 87.
[09/14/19 16:02:49] inittab [169/559] has challenged max [704/959] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:09:21 is added to inittab's clock.
[09/14/19 19:36:19] TheDeadlyDandy [53/732] has challenged max [540/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:54:17 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[09/16/19 13:15:17] Eldoreth [181/1225] has come upon max [890/959] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:21:16 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[09/17/19 07:39:11] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:20:07 towards level 87.
[09/17/19 14:36:14] sheu, max, and DrJosh9000 [1871/2083] have team battled kork, PlasmaStar, and pollo [254/1733] and won! 3 days, 22:56:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 18:52:33] max [767/959] has challenged MrGlass [818/867] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:20:47 is added to max's clock.
[09/17/19 23:18:06] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:50:47 towards level 87.
[09/17/19 23:33:04] max [62/959] has come upon StalkR [313/426] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:19:15 is added to max's clock.
[09/18/19 11:07:20] bebbet, max, and IdleMaster [192/2300] have team battled pfoley, Pici, and Roxana [516/3084] and lost! 2 days, 16:05:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 22:50:47] Birdbones, max, and Brady [2045/3290] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, BagelBites, and darkmage [1401/2599] and won! 1 day, 07:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/19 20:29:14] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/19 01:13:23] golgy [128/396] has come upon max [938/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:40:03 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/21/19 06:33:47] The_Joker [49/408] has come upon max [702/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:50:12 is added to The_Joker's clock.
[09/21/19 10:45:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 20 days, 00:42:29 toward level 87.
[09/22/19 01:06:49] max, Mars, and Sundance [1091/2690] have team battled Andries, JuanMaestro, and ishanyx [960/2189] and won! 0 days, 08:59:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 04:33:22] double, Eldoreth, and max [253/3295] have team battled Nechayev, AncalagonThBlack, and Notir [199/1926] and won! 1 day, 23:16:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/19 00:21:27] max [64/959] has challenged algernon [20/699] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:30:00 is removed from max's clock.
[09/23/19 15:00:26] KH405, brendan, and max [638/2629] have team battled Fluttershy, FSM, and Herb_Tarlek [591/2794] and won! 0 days, 11:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 01:27:21] max [739/959] has challenged IllusiveMan_ [616/653] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:39:44 is removed from max's clock.
[09/26/19 16:38:12] max [775/959] has come upon SirMonkeybox [499/553] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:51:08 is removed from max's clock.
[09/26/19 23:29:34] max [154/959] has come upon csssuf [22/735] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:24:40 is removed from max's clock.
[09/29/19 23:33:56] max was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:15:08 from level 87.
[10/01/19 20:45:10] tmberg, max, zid, and freeboson have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/19 22:56:04] Kerri [362/589] has challenged max [75/959] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:49 is removed from Kerri's clock.
[10/01/19 22:57:04] Balthazar, max, and jvoisin [1040/2147] have team battled soltys, Fluttershy, and KyloRen [1197/2286] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/19 23:25:48] max has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:41:21 from level 87.
[10/02/19 05:14:06] meskio [307/771] has challenged max [603/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:50 is added to meskio's clock.
[10/03/19 00:54:44] Kropotkin, max, and bebbet [2068/2488] have team battled Milquetoast, himuraken, and freeboson [1710/2658] and won! 3 days, 08:05:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/19 22:05:54] Jay_of_Delucia, anarcat, and max [2025/2514] have team battled BagelBites, Milquetoast, and csssuf [2067/2458] and lost! 1 day, 04:06:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/19 02:44:41] max, blizgerg, and ohnx [3096/3264] have team battled theZoMBiE, KeboDK, and xayto [951/1955] and won! 3 days, 01:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 08:49:49] kork, m0shbear, and soltys [2037/2225] have team battled SirMonkeybox, max, and csssuf [1952/2215] and won! 1 day, 16:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 17:39:44] max [736/959] has challenged dwfreed [426/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:01:54 is removed from max's clock.
[10/07/19 01:41:37] dartainus [3/589] has challenged max [649/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:44 is added to dartainus's clock.
[10/07/19 19:58:18] max and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 03:20:56] max and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/19 06:59:48] max [432/971] has come upon IdleMaster [210/775] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:17:27 is removed from max's clock.
[10/09/19 20:35:07] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:50 towards level 87.
[10/09/19 22:37:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 0 days, 05:16:29 toward level 87.
[10/10/19 01:29:11] max and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/19 03:49:51] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:45 towards level 87.
[10/10/19 11:01:21] max [803/971] has challenged Ttech [1028/1950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:25 is added to max's clock.
[10/10/19 11:51:12] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:35 towards level 87.
[10/10/19 12:01:36] max [690/971] has challenged freeboson [171/664] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:21:44 is removed from max's clock.
[10/11/19 05:58:44] max [232/973] has challenged Lnk [260/1017] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to max's clock.
[10/11/19 09:25:06] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:46:15 towards level 88.
[10/12/19 06:11:49] max [63/973] has challenged Birdbones [316/1365] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:34:33 is added to max's clock.
[10/12/19 11:58:39] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:46:49 towards level 88.
[10/13/19 01:18:20] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:46:14 towards level 88.
[10/13/19 16:32:18] max [316/973] has come upon astropoint [328/929] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:12:37 is added to max's clock.
[10/14/19 12:44:47] Forud, djm, and anarcat [2178/2523] have team battled max, ncarl747, and astropoint [2712/2728] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/19 08:06:07] max, bisco, and PiotrekD [854/2815] have team battled M144, PlasmaStar, and fattrat [2026/2608] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/19 00:25:55] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:45:47 from level 88.
[10/16/19 08:35:21] max [66/973] has challenged kork [220/355] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:43:56 is added to max's clock.
[10/16/19 12:56:42] max [402/973] has come upon MadMan [879/1204] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 07:26:27 is added to max's clock.
[10/17/19 22:44:15] djm [431/1002] has challenged max [820/973] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:03:04 is added to djm's clock.
[10/19/19 01:50:46] max [155/973] has challenged bootdisk [208/734] in combat and lost! 11 days, 07:58:49 is added to max's clock.
[10/19/19 06:08:46] max and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/19 14:21:21] Psilocybe, sc_, and Balthazar [142/2340] have team battled max, TheresusPheronor, and ncarl747 [2282/2328] and lost! 0 days, 23:40:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/19 22:29:46] max and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 13:04:30] max [23/973] has challenged MetaNova [947/996] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:08:29 is added to max's clock.
[10/22/19 00:53:52] HeavyPodda, Jay_of_Delucia, and Khorne [969/2619] have team battled astropoint, manish17xxx, and max [1774/2693] and lost! 2 days, 08:47:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/19 02:43:59] elf [742/1275] has come upon max [333/973] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:07 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/23/19 13:18:48] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 05:42:46 towards level 88.
[10/24/19 01:42:33] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:44:59 towards level 88.
[10/24/19 03:37:12] max [396/973] has come upon Asara [933/1105] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 06:53:56 is added to max's clock.
[10/24/19 12:31:56] max got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 18:34:57 from level 88.
[10/24/19 21:08:14] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 18:53:53 towards level 88.
[10/26/19 00:57:53] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/19 05:30:47] autist [182/883] has challenged max [587/976] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:47:51 is added to autist's clock.
[10/26/19 08:31:19] Beavis, inittab, max, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/19 17:47:15] niko, buyoq, and max [400/2172] have team battled Asara, Lemelisk, and TimWolla [2445/3416] and lost! 1 day, 07:28:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/19 02:23:14] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:24:47 towards level 88.
[10/27/19 11:43:24] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:21:16 towards level 88.
[10/28/19 01:26:59] jvoisin, xayto, and lakwatsero [131/1928] have team battled RBecker, Reilly, and max [1577/2285] and lost! 1 day, 01:25:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/19 12:37:57] max [970/995] has come upon sc_ [232/573] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:31:40 is removed from max's clock.
[10/31/19 13:32:34] max [369/995] has challenged HeavyPodda [841/990] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:51:03 is added to max's clock.
[11/01/19 09:45:11] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 19:47:17] inittab, efertone, and ishanyx [868/1859] have team battled max, elf, and Mateusz [489/3424] and won! 0 days, 00:29:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/19 12:46:45] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:57:22 towards level 88.
[11/02/19 15:44:16] max [65/995] has challenged dartainus [257/600] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:02:15 is added to max's clock.
[11/02/19 17:01:34] max [809/995] has come upon WallIdl [130/526] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:01:13 is removed from max's clock.
[11/03/19 08:03:27] max, GipsyPureGold, and sigmg [400/2401] have team battled m0shbear, bigjay, and lakwatsero [2153/3111] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/19 09:53:28] WallIdl and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/19 07:02:51] soltys [344/884] has come upon max [136/995] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:56 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/04/19 12:43:14] max and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/19 12:17:46] Birdbones, aismallard, and TheDeadlyDandy [2642/2893] have team battled max, Desspugne, and Varjatticus [2048/2189] and won! 0 days, 22:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 03:53:10] LukeLR [521/794] has come upon max [653/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:09:03 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[11/06/19 05:04:18] max [351/999] has challenged KeboDK [615/710] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:13:49 is added to max's clock.
[11/08/19 22:08:25] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:29 from level 88.
[11/10/19 11:40:31] meskio, BagelBites, and sunri5e [914/2818] have team battled anarcat, freeboson, and max [1622/2638] and lost! 3 days, 10:40:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 14:05:50] Asara [180/1050] has challenged max [147/999] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:23:49 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/11/19 07:32:57] max [388/999] has challenged Xenofex [790/877] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:13:13 is added to max's clock.
[11/11/19 19:12:48] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:31:00 towards level 88.
[11/13/19 00:07:02] Cameron_D [112/774] has come upon max [114/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:39:28 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[11/13/19 13:45:47] Nistur [395/805] has challenged max [826/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:55:35 is added to Nistur's clock.
[11/14/19 11:15:57] pookie666, tmberg, and FSM [2071/2786] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, xayto, and max [636/2750] and won! 0 days, 02:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/19 19:02:30] grooverider [1367/1491] has come upon max [698/999] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:49:58 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[11/15/19 21:20:28] max [224/999] has come upon astropoint [617/932] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:16:27 is added to max's clock.
[11/16/19 09:41:42] Lnk, jawsh, and max [1149/2505] have team battled GipsyPureGold, xayto, and Nechayev [803/2267] and won! 0 days, 15:31:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 22:15:46] neurospex [182/1350] has challenged max [462/999] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:07:26 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/17/19 22:06:29] max [802/999] has challenged bavi [17/524] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:54:37 is removed from max's clock.
[11/17/19 23:56:47] max [710/999] has come upon pollo [581/945] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:11:51 is removed from max's clock.
[11/20/19 04:55:57] max, djm, and Bradicus [421/2949] have team battled Cameron_D, Reilly, and Varjatticus [119/1613] and won! 1 day, 06:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 10:13:30] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:43 towards level 88.
[11/21/19 12:44:37] max, mordac, and Brainiac [109/3115] have team battled sunri5e, theZoMBiE, and JensRex [253/3005] and lost! 0 days, 23:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 01:10:01] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:09 towards level 88.
[11/22/19 07:32:54] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:26 towards level 88.
[11/22/19 09:07:38] MrGlass, freeboson, and PlasmaStar [1834/2163] have team battled zid, max, and Varjatticus [2309/2337] and lost! 1 day, 03:23:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 21:17:18] bootdisk [623/658] has come upon max [127/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:59:42 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[11/22/19 21:17:18] bootdisk has dealt max a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:07:16 is added to max's clock.
[11/23/19 00:37:43] petrichor [237/1270] has challenged max [418/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:28 is added to petrichor's clock.
[11/23/19 17:41:43] m0shbear [26/1188] has challenged max [643/999] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:58:35 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[11/25/19 04:15:53] astropoint [88/936] has come upon max [913/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:10:30 is added to astropoint's clock.
[11/26/19 03:40:36] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:59:32 from level 88.
[11/27/19 20:11:53] max and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 07:38:21] h00k, gdm, and max [1509/2357] have team battled humus, M144, and efertone [352/1629] and won! 1 day, 15:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/19 07:52:15] max [438/999] has come upon Ironhoof [757/1244] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:52:42 is added to max's clock.
[11/30/19 07:01:47] max and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/19 11:32:30] max [757/999] has challenged Milquetoast [361/1064] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:52:15 is removed from max's clock.
[12/01/19 16:40:10] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:26 towards level 88.
[12/01/19 23:02:34] max and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 01:58:26] darkmage [905/1348] has come upon max [587/999] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:23:05 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/02/19 10:45:29] max [919/999] has come upon damyan [996/1287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:48 is added to max's clock.
[12/02/19 17:52:17] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:29 towards level 88.
[12/04/19 13:13:17] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:47 towards level 88.
[12/04/19 19:10:24] max [446/999] has challenged bookworm [325/412] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:03:18 is removed from max's clock.
[12/04/19 20:52:54] Xenofex [236/845] has challenged max [347/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:32:00 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[12/04/19 21:33:08] androphius, Dyntra, and max [1000/1927] have team battled phraktyl, Ttech, and yano [399/3268] and won! 0 days, 17:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 23:53:39] max [696/999] has challenged Majak [380/789] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:16:29 is removed from max's clock.
[12/05/19 02:15:21] max was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:24:31 from level 89.
[12/05/19 03:14:14] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:48 towards level 89.
[12/06/19 01:00:00] max [461/999] has challenged RBecker [758/861] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:44:25 is added to max's clock.
[12/06/19 20:04:43] max [458/999] has challenged anarcat [631/973] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:22:56 is added to max's clock.
[12/07/19 10:04:58] csc2ya [364/484] has come upon max [996/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:14:52 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[12/07/19 19:30:20] max [805/999] has come upon Zyphyr [310/619] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:53:34 is removed from max's clock.
[12/08/19 14:15:23] max [329/999] has challenged PlasmaStar [115/634] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:59:49 is removed from max's clock.
[12/09/19 00:11:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 13 days, 14:36:38 toward level 89.
[12/09/19 15:14:02] phraktyl, max, and Pauwelz [809/2086] have team battled ohnx, Notir, and MrGlass [307/2364] and won! 0 days, 15:53:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 20:18:26] MiddlewareMonkey, DrJosh9000, and pants [2529/2982] have team battled osannatas, max, and IdleMaster [686/2585] and won! 0 days, 13:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 02:24:37] max [812/999] has challenged vegadark [560/660] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:58:59 is removed from max's clock.
[12/11/19 10:19:45] max [844/999] has challenged IdleMaster [41/784] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:09:04 is removed from max's clock.
[12/11/19 18:21:32] max set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:04:47 from level 89.
[12/12/19 07:03:17] tspange [630/845] has come upon max [961/999] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:48:30 is added to tspange's clock.
[12/13/19 00:46:58] HeavyPodda [448/943] has come upon max [219/999] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 16:09:16 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/14/19 00:01:44] max [393/999] has come upon lakwatsero [115/386] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:01:01 is removed from max's clock.
[12/14/19 00:01:44] max has dealt lakwatsero a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:13:22 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[12/15/19 22:38:10] D.Va, max, and JensRex [2624/3107] have team battled Misza, rxcomm, and dclaw123 [1229/3723] and won! 0 days, 06:57:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 07:36:54] max misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:33:04 from level 89.
[12/16/19 16:41:22] max and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/19 04:11:05] max slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! max's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/19 07:24:52] allo [618/731] has challenged max [144/994] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:38:38 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/18/19 16:37:40] buyoq [292/547] has come upon max [687/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:57:58 is added to buyoq's clock.
[12/19/19 04:26:50] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:57 towards level 89.
[12/19/19 07:30:15] max [533/994] has challenged Desspugne [89/828] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:41:33 is removed from max's clock.
[12/20/19 09:40:43] max EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:40:36 from level 89.
[12/21/19 15:47:47] max ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:58 from level 89.
[12/21/19 16:43:03] Tor [1027/1139] has challenged max [253/994] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:22:55 is removed from Tor's clock.
[12/22/19 13:52:04] max, waifu, and borsin [2350/2774] have team battled loomysh, sunri5e, and bookworm [1272/2527] and won! 1 day, 05:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 15:00:36] Atan [528/767] has challenged max [520/994] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:07:14 is removed from Atan's clock.
[12/23/19 15:00:36] Atan has dealt max a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:45:21 is added to max's clock.
[12/23/19 23:08:07] max [569/994] has come upon Nistur [603/826] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:24:45 is added to max's clock.
[12/24/19 00:22:14] FSM, MJ94, and Syloq [1582/2166] have team battled vegadark, Notir, and max [317/2166] and won! 10 days, 17:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 21:05:31] Everyman [689/778] has challenged max [767/994] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:52:48 is added to Everyman's clock.
[12/25/19 21:26:38] max, holloway, mordac, and Sharky4 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/19 20:14:03] Nechayev [830/865] has come upon max [500/994] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:55:03 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[12/26/19 21:30:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 20:16:47 from level 89.
[12/26/19 22:03:44] max got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:10 from level 89.
[12/27/19 21:09:38] Mars [224/1271] has come upon max [46/994] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 11:03:49 is removed from Mars's clock.
[12/29/19 05:26:43] max, PiotrekD, Lnk, and Tiny_Nuggins have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/19 10:51:42] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:52:49 from level 89.
[12/30/19 02:10:11] max [70/994] has come upon JuanMaestro [490/961] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:33 is added to max's clock.
[12/31/19 06:52:42] rxcomm [472/1286] has come upon max [847/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:54:23 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[12/31/19 23:38:44] JuanMaestro [252/961] has challenged max [264/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:37 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/01/20 12:29:58] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:42 towards level 89.
[01/02/20 03:45:14] max [533/994] has challenged Beefcan [91/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:21:39 is removed from max's clock.
[01/02/20 23:17:57] max [126/998] has come upon PiotrekD [989/1007] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:19:38 is added to max's clock.
[01/02/20 23:49:47] max [272/998] has challenged GilbertErik [252/765] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:32:14 is removed from max's clock.
[01/03/20 06:46:44] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:11:04 from level 89.
[01/03/20 21:54:52] crysys [392/877] has challenged max [678/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:02:54 is added to crysys's clock.
[01/05/20 19:42:55] PiotrekD [996/1013] has come upon max [641/994] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 07:03:52 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/09/20 00:13:03] max got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:56 from level 89.
[01/10/20 03:31:22] max [864/994] has challenged HeavyPodda [852/943] in combat and won! 19 days, 05:50:52 is removed from max's clock.
[01/10/20 06:12:04] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:11:20 towards level 90.
[01/10/20 19:08:25] darkmage, bisco, and max [1020/3380] have team battled elbie, mordac, and DrJosh9000 [2405/3025] and lost! 4 days, 07:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 23:57:43] sc_ [191/596] has come upon max [107/994] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:59:28 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[01/11/20 07:14:09] findlayr [280/294] has come upon max [887/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:46 is added to findlayr's clock.
[01/11/20 12:53:10] Pauwelz [21/422] has come upon max [725/994] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:34 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[01/12/20 10:44:26] KH405 [272/575] has challenged max [60/994] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:40:01 is removed from KH405's clock.
[01/14/20 00:55:45] soltys [598/889] has challenged max [210/994] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:06:24 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/15/20 06:02:44] max [936/994] has challenged Nofew [493/836] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:52:20 is removed from max's clock.
[01/15/20 06:23:20] max [388/994] has come upon LapTop006 [452/576] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:53:50 is added to max's clock.
[01/15/20 11:04:05] max [584/994] has challenged Birdbones [134/1365] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:06:32 is removed from max's clock.
[01/15/20 12:43:43] max [991/994] has come upon sigmg [330/782] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:11:12 is removed from max's clock.
[01/15/20 16:28:11] Mithkabob, Majak, and m0shbear [903/2452] have team battled idlerpgww, max, and freeboson [1859/2443] and lost! 2 days, 17:38:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/20 18:36:20] Pici [293/1290] has come upon max [890/994] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:50:45 is added to Pici's clock.
[01/16/20 14:47:14] max and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 21:59:09] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:57 towards level 90.
[01/17/20 05:29:12] max and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 15:11:05] max [793/994] has come upon buksi [632/789] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:11:52 is removed from max's clock.
[01/21/20 19:25:10] soltys [501/875] has come upon max [214/994] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:36:54 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/21/20 20:02:44] bisco [223/1047] has come upon max [871/994] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:26:50 is added to bisco's clock.
[01/22/20 00:42:02] Muirrum, blizgerg, and Nistur [2494/2724] have team battled Eldoreth, Athos, and max [2870/2901] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 01:41:29] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:12 towards level 90.
[01/23/20 11:05:09] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:26 towards level 90.
[01/23/20 14:58:15] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:19 towards level 90.
[01/29/20 02:40:52] SirMonkeybox and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/20 06:26:57] max and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/20 11:25:42] mordac [675/1302] has challenged max [115/994] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:46:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/29/20 19:27:46] Ratigan [924/931] has challenged max [897/994] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:29:30 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[01/29/20 19:44:54] snek, Forud, and KeboDK [2120/2214] have team battled Brady, AngryParsley, and max [1865/3192] and won! 2 days, 19:12:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 16:21:25] max and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/20 17:35:26] AbrahamLinksys [204/613] has come upon max [402/994] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 04:12:17 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/02/20 19:51:46] Tiny_Nuggins [355/864] has challenged max [435/994] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:10:01 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[02/02/20 22:35:09] max and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 22:54:34] womblecat stole max's level 63 set of leggings while they were sleeping! womblecat leaves their old level 45 set of leggings behind, which max then takes.
[02/05/20 03:44:39] max [271/988] has come upon sigmg [618/822] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:24:37 is added to max's clock.
[02/06/20 04:45:52] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:27 towards level 90.
[02/06/20 05:38:49] max and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/20 20:17:08] AbacusAvenger [907/909] has challenged max [822/988] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:21:09 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/08/20 12:27:12] max [231/988] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [725/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:04 is added to max's clock.
[02/09/20 20:22:40] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:29 towards level 90.
[02/10/20 00:57:50] max [750/1001] has challenged sjefen6 [506/629] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:36:28 is removed from max's clock.
[02/11/20 02:30:12] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:04:27 towards level 91.
[02/11/20 19:47:11] max [856/1017] has challenged djm [455/1031] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:21:04 is removed from max's clock.
[02/12/20 18:22:21] Bluedog [1/132] has come upon max [143/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:37 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[02/13/20 09:57:12] max [470/1017] has challenged gdm [113/679] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:59:17 is removed from max's clock.
[02/14/20 13:29:12] dartainus, sjefen6, and SCSi [824/2167] have team battled ToHellWithGA, max, and Khorne [2119/3084] and lost! 1 day, 09:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 00:21:46] blizgerg, max, and dindinx [192/3177] have team battled KH405, Fluttershy, and Zyphyr [668/2396] and lost! 1 day, 15:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 00:35:37] LukeLR, max, and idlerpgww [227/2649] have team battled lavamind, el, and skarlso [100/2525] and won! 0 days, 00:42:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/20 07:58:57] meskio [729/923] has come upon max [465/1017] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:09:06 is removed from meskio's clock.
[02/15/20 15:48:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 6 days, 11:49:46 toward level 91.
[02/15/20 19:30:13] max and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/20 03:14:47] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:26 towards level 91.
[02/16/20 07:28:54] max EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:45:58 from level 91.
[02/17/20 00:17:51] max [799/1017] has challenged el [220/1014] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:15:58 is removed from max's clock.
[02/18/20 04:11:44] KeboDK, yano, and petrichor [152/2574] have team battled max, loomysh, and soltys [971/3047] and lost! 1 day, 20:48:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/20 02:36:05] SlimeDiamond [270/470] has challenged max [449/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:33:02 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[02/20/20 07:37:19] Chuck [495/764] has challenged max [765/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:19:05 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/20/20 19:48:37] AbrahamLinksys, LapTop006, and FSM [1448/2020] have team battled sigmg, max, and idlerpgww [301/2675] and won! 1 day, 03:23:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/20 12:00:22] max, mordac, and phraktyl [1652/3014] have team battled ishanyx, astropoint, and borsin [841/2348] and won! 0 days, 10:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/20 02:14:19] max saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:07:25 from level 91.
[02/22/20 16:37:03] max and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/20 18:56:41] Scornn [580/873] has come upon max [412/1017] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:50:25 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[02/23/20 06:19:37] womblecat [474/721] has challenged max [234/1017] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:36:58 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/23/20 12:55:01] max and sigmg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/20 08:01:03] sjums_the_great [373/534] has come upon max [257/1017] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:10 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/25/20 12:28:20] Lnk, lipek, and irix [2012/3264] have team battled zid, max, and yano [76/2575] and won! 2 days, 00:29:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/20 03:29:19] Majak, RBecker, and SirMonkeybox [1017/2168] have team battled max, dax, and simple [1169/2647] and lost! 14 days, 06:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 14:13:40] max lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:37:00 from level 91.
[02/27/20 09:42:00] max [920/1017] has challenged bigjay [339/1581] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:52:37 is removed from max's clock.
[02/27/20 14:05:33] max [802/1017] has come upon rustybicycle [391/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:28:22 is removed from max's clock.
[02/27/20 15:29:26] max [671/1017] has come upon sjefen6 [52/897] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:50:15 is removed from max's clock.
[02/29/20 20:11:24] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:41:53 from level 91.
[03/04/20 06:42:34] sjefen6, lorwp, and JensRex [1219/2651] have team battled max, Nechayev, and bobvador [1465/2484] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/20 07:10:17] max [8/1017] has come upon ToHellWithGA [260/1044] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:18:16 is added to max's clock.
[03/04/20 07:53:39] max [46/1017] has challenged ohnx [401/766] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:44 is added to max's clock.
[03/04/20 11:05:30] max had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:14 towards level 91.
[05/21/20 02:23:04] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:16 towards level 91.
[05/22/20 07:43:54] blizgerg [1136/1374] has come upon max [986/1017] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:22:11 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/22/20 09:05:00] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:05 towards level 91.
[05/22/20 15:24:50] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:31 towards level 91.
[05/26/20 20:37:47] max and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 03:19:51] L [544/841] has come upon max [289/1017] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:10 is removed from L's clock.
[05/29/20 04:02:10] Ttech [413/1961] has challenged max [399/1017] in combat and won! 22 days, 00:57:38 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/29/20 21:47:57] VoidFox, canton7, and bookworm [1336/1986] have team battled sigmg, jayvee, and max [19/2631] and won! 0 days, 07:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/20 01:43:39] sheu, GunMan, and TimWolla [262/1751] have team battled max, Scornn, and astropoint [578/2947] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/20 09:26:22] elbie [494/644] has challenged max [376/1017] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:02:26 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/30/20 20:26:42] anarcat [390/683] has come upon max [920/1017] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:43:17 is added to anarcat's clock.
[06/02/20 00:27:11] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:17 towards level 91.
[06/02/20 09:33:48] VoidFox, PlasmaStar, and Heisenberg [1250/2100] have team battled Antium, waifu, and max [2311/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/20 01:22:55] max lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:50 from level 91.
[06/04/20 03:09:17] max [575/1017] has challenged Zyphyr [385/661] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:14:09 is removed from max's clock.
[06/04/20 12:01:46] simple [782/1045] has come upon max [740/1017] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:48:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/20 21:55:07] anarcat, Roxana, and Ttech [2353/4069] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, max, and bigjay [3409/3664] and lost! 3 days, 14:40:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/20 03:34:52] max, micah, PiotrekD, and shymega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/20 04:21:38] PiotrekD [869/1026] has come upon max [610/1017] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 03:23:38 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[06/05/20 15:15:48] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:30 from level 91.
[06/05/20 22:53:24] bigjay, unicron, and lakwatsero [2193/2892] have team battled max, Xenthys, and Andries [2416/2444] and lost! 12 days, 16:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/20 03:50:28] max and cirdan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 14:34:12] max [202/1017] has come upon pfoley [16/905] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:27:17 is removed from max's clock.
[06/07/20 23:16:47] max [761/1017] has come upon dwfreed [247/791] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:21 is removed from max's clock.
[06/08/20 11:02:48] max [861/1017] has challenged buksi [339/860] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:18:08 is removed from max's clock.
[06/08/20 13:40:57] max [348/1017] has come upon rxcomm [23/1296] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 08:15:47 is removed from max's clock.
[06/09/20 08:31:22] max was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:33:57 from level 92.
[06/09/20 15:45:01] max and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/20 17:04:27] IdleMaster [541/802] has challenged max [87/1017] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:59:13 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/12/20 18:53:49] max [237/1017] has come upon rxcomm [658/1296] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:39:47 is added to max's clock.
[06/13/20 01:56:11] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:10:08 from level 92.
[06/16/20 09:51:36] max [339/1017] has come upon tmberg [1246/1575] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:52:53 is added to max's clock.
[06/16/20 17:22:08] max [512/1017] has come upon fattrat [83/1247] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 16:03:36 is removed from max's clock.
[06/17/20 07:55:52] brycec, bobvador, and PiotrekD [2275/2647] have team battled bigjay, max, and Desspugne [1085/3449] and won! 1 day, 19:07:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 02:21:07] max lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:20:35 from level 92.
[06/18/20 11:57:12] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:14:45 towards level 92.
[06/19/20 05:46:40] Forud [162/862] has come upon max [821/1017] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:46:21 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/20/20 07:54:39] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:13:32 towards level 92.
[06/20/20 16:09:38] MrGlass [921/971] has challenged max [379/1017] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:39:52 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[06/21/20 02:12:08] max [46/1017] has challenged nickware [401/1248] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:12:40 is added to max's clock.
[06/21/20 06:00:33] lakwatsero [151/375] has come upon max [309/1017] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 19:24:36 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[06/21/20 20:11:45] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:17:44 from level 92.
[06/22/20 04:00:06] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:39:32 from level 92.
[06/22/20 05:18:37] max [519/1017] has challenged dindinx [423/721] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:06:26 is removed from max's clock.
[06/23/20 20:28:12] max [126/1017] has challenged Chuck [390/771] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:35:17 is added to max's clock.
[06/24/20 00:46:58] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:04:43 towards level 92.
[06/24/20 13:36:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 23:21:01 from level 92.
[06/25/20 00:35:13] max [785/1017] has challenged ToHellWithGA [634/1090] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:07:18 is removed from max's clock.
[06/26/20 01:44:17] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 04:41:36] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:25 towards level 92.
[06/26/20 15:56:46] max [796/1017] has come upon Neo [467/613] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:52:46 is removed from max's clock.
[06/27/20 02:47:31] max [748/1017] has challenged holloway [565/984] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:38:12 is removed from max's clock.
[06/27/20 12:15:00] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:40 towards level 92.
[06/27/20 23:13:45] AncalagonThBlack, Euph0ria, and max [1871/2359] have team battled elf, Syloq, and xayto [1004/2980] and won! 2 days, 17:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 03:31:13] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:33 towards level 92.
[06/30/20 12:07:15] delet [333/528] has challenged max [363/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:17 is added to delet's clock.
[06/30/20 14:47:18] el [517/1136] has come upon max [524/1017] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:50:59 is added to el's clock.
[06/30/20 23:55:41] max found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:26 towards level 92.
[07/02/20 01:01:53] max [870/1017] has come upon Reilly [143/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:40:24 is removed from max's clock.
[07/02/20 11:32:25] max, shymega, and Forud [1740/2538] have team battled Syloq, LukeLR, and pants [2036/3060] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/20 21:10:20] Notir [157/527] has challenged max [916/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:55 is added to Notir's clock.
[07/02/20 21:27:51] tms [450/474] has come upon max [61/1017] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:53:23 is removed from tms's clock.
[07/03/20 12:54:37] max sharpened the edge of their weapon! max's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/20 13:08:04] SlowRiot [18/958] has come upon max [633/667] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:30:53 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[07/04/20 17:39:57] max [131/667] has come upon MJ94 [508/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:44 is added to max's clock.
[07/04/20 18:48:21] max [152/667] has come upon Zyphyr [139/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:28 is removed from max's clock.
[07/05/20 07:14:21] max and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/20 08:30:29] max sharpened the edge of their weapon! max's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/20 01:02:08] canton7, vegadark, and Bluedog [294/2553] have team battled max, Nechayev, and brycec [663/2530] and lost! 1 day, 05:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/20 07:23:16] max [180/671] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [543/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:00 is added to max's clock.
[07/06/20 23:34:02] max [544/671] has challenged Sharky4 [381/1185] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:20:45 is removed from max's clock.
[07/08/20 03:50:15] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:36:45 towards level 93.
[07/08/20 05:09:30] maligned, astropoint, and max [1427/2418] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, mordac, and Chuck [1090/2943] and won! 2 days, 14:34:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/20 08:27:08] tms, algernon, and el [462/2862] have team battled sigmg, Reilly, and max [358/2153] and won! 5 days, 03:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/20 07:54:25] DrJosh9000, Ironhoof, and max [2576/2736] have team battled Tenorman, Crazycatlady, and Globalirc [904/2969] and won! 0 days, 00:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/20 08:04:05] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:18:46 towards level 93.
[07/09/20 21:52:03] nawcom [599/667] has come upon max [203/671] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:14:29 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[07/10/20 14:51:34] max [607/671] has challenged RBecker [60/904] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:38:37 is removed from max's clock.
[07/11/20 01:08:20] max [525/671] has come upon m0shbear [55/1020] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:51:43 is removed from max's clock.
[07/11/20 10:50:28] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:39:42 from level 93.
[07/13/20 04:07:09] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:24:22 towards level 93.
[07/13/20 19:58:39] max [24/671] has come upon Andries [144/654] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:22:19 is added to max's clock.
[07/13/20 21:53:47] max and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 19:44:52] JensRex, Vic, and max [2208/2396] have team battled PlasmaStar, Nechayev, and SirMonkeybox [1788/2073] and won! 0 days, 10:59:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/20 01:15:00] max [543/671] has challenged DrJosh9000 [527/799] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:51:20 is removed from max's clock.
[07/15/20 19:36:31] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:34 towards level 93.
[07/16/20 13:28:34] Zaratustra, unicron, and max [756/2738] have team battled Fennec, Agent86, and neurospex [72/2666] and won! 3 days, 15:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/20 13:37:36] Xenthys [502/777] has come upon max [457/675] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 08:24:40 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[07/16/20 14:07:22] max [266/675] has come upon m0shbear [272/1014] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:57:43 is added to max's clock.
[07/17/20 21:30:11] Pici [690/1244] has challenged max [557/675] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:06:17 is removed from Pici's clock.
[07/18/20 02:17:25] max and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 11:33:14] max [484/675] has challenged sigmg [89/924] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:05:38 is removed from max's clock.
[07/18/20 11:53:12] Pontuzz [109/454] has challenged max [234/675] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[07/19/20 00:38:09] max and MetaNova have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/20 15:49:46] max and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/20 18:05:00] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:40 towards level 93.
[07/19/20 20:48:17] max and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/20 19:02:15] max was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:13 from level 93.
[07/21/20 04:06:50] max and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 00:29:23] max bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:17 from level 93.
[07/23/20 09:56:16] max and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 20:31:17] micah, DrJosh9000, and max [431/2439] have team battled meskio, GilbertErik, and loomysh [2338/3123] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/20 22:18:47] bigjay [797/1356] has challenged max [361/675] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:20:47 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[07/26/20 01:49:07] max, feek, and ToHellWithGA [1159/2037] have team battled dartainus, djm, and Scar3cr0w [1614/2443] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/20 04:55:39] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:15 towards level 93.
[07/26/20 10:16:00] max lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:02 from level 93.
[07/26/20 11:17:00] max [408/675] has challenged rustybicycle [606/808] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:37:45 is added to max's clock.
[07/28/20 00:45:14] misha, MrGlass, and KeboDK [2085/2498] have team battled djm, Varjatticus, and max [445/1899] and won! 1 day, 00:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 17:45:34] max [335/675] has come upon Tenorman [1188/1278] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 03:31:41 is added to max's clock.
[07/29/20 22:42:14] Geela [698/781] has challenged max [565/675] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:14:14 is removed from Geela's clock.
[07/30/20 00:05:04] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:16:20 towards level 94.
[07/30/20 11:00:19] scumola [206/495] has come upon max [292/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:35:38 is added to scumola's clock.
[07/30/20 18:24:37] bigjay [391/1356] has come upon max [477/675] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:12:04 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/30/20 22:48:13] maligned [242/703] has challenged max [447/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:29:00 is added to maligned's clock.
[07/31/20 20:15:06] max [2/675] has come upon Andries [626/658] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 07:05:33 is added to max's clock.
[08/03/20 06:17:12] micah [589/923] has come upon max [582/675] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:05:36 is removed from micah's clock.
[08/04/20 07:20:34] max and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/20 08:33:33] vegadark, max, and Antium [1380/2374] have team battled Scar3cr0w, Forud, and HellSpawn [280/2197] and won! 0 days, 16:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/20 22:33:49] MJ94 and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 16:22:04] max [264/675] has challenged Vic [12/479] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:33:20 is removed from max's clock.
[08/06/20 05:25:20] max [478/675] has challenged MJ94 [18/689] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:12:14 is removed from max's clock.
[08/06/20 05:28:33] max and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 06:37:22] max [527/675] has challenged Nechayev [871/910] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:09:16 is added to max's clock.
[08/08/20 15:28:04] max [250/675] has come upon Tenorman [138/1278] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:33:54 is removed from max's clock.
[08/09/20 01:42:08] Agent86 [910/1070] has challenged max [115/675] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:40:28 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[08/09/20 11:18:19] max [83/675] has come upon gdm [96/731] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:52:04 is added to max's clock.
[08/10/20 22:21:38] sc_, Forud, and AbacusAvenger [1028/2623] have team battled rxcomm, SlowRiot, and max [397/2906] and won! 0 days, 12:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/20 23:22:15] max and Beefcan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 19:55:40] max [260/675] has come upon HellSpawn [374/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:36:40 is added to max's clock.
[08/15/20 14:59:19] max [545/675] has come upon unicron [168/940] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:14:27 is removed from max's clock.
[08/15/20 18:48:28] fattrat [1136/1258] has come upon max [238/675] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 12:42:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/16/20 10:37:48] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:43 towards level 94.
[08/16/20 17:32:25] bookworm, max, and Crazycatlady [39/1996] have team battled Scornn, Eldoreth, and Xenthys [2286/3029] and lost! 1 day, 12:26:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/20 06:25:58] PlasmaStar [586/672] has come upon max [250/675] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:20:54 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[08/18/20 17:19:12] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:53 towards level 94.
[08/23/20 00:14:04] max and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 16:18:03] max [55/675] has come upon inittab [644/743] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:05:23 is added to max's clock.
[08/24/20 06:11:00] max [656/675] has challenged ohnx [444/788] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:49:56 is removed from max's clock.
[08/24/20 18:08:43] Andries [655/668] has come upon max [396/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:50 is removed from Andries's clock.
[08/24/20 23:52:10] max, gdm, and Psilocybe [379/2156] have team battled beefnog, simple, and allo [1651/2081] and lost! 3 days, 19:21:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 00:58:33] KindOne [76/322] has come upon max [202/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:06 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/25/20 04:16:14] max [50/675] has challenged Pontuzz [200/454] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:03:50 is added to max's clock.
[08/27/20 06:55:07] feek, Tor, and neurospex [376/2555] have team battled pants, Yuhno, and max [1039/2719] and lost! 0 days, 14:45:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/20 20:55:57] grooverider [459/1567] has come upon max [93/675] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:23:59 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/29/20 20:39:09] tms, max, and AncalagonThBlack [2259/2518] have team battled efertone, Sharky4, and jstg [1127/2801] and won! 1 day, 15:33:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 12:01:54] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 19:57:59] max was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:10:17 from level 94.
[08/31/20 12:21:52] max, ToHellWithGA, and Lemelisk [1429/3161] have team battled Elgo, MJ94, and rxcomm [905/2943] and won! 3 days, 02:09:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 05:35:25] Lnk, dwfreed, and Khorne [2371/2731] have team battled kate, max, and bobvador [472/1638] and won! 4 days, 19:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 08:25:25] Nechayev [750/949] has challenged max [628/675] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:43:27 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[09/01/20 14:44:50] max, feek, and ohnx [514/2010] have team battled aismallard, MetaNova, and sairis [2757/2809] and lost! 0 days, 16:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/20 18:31:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 3 days, 13:10:00 toward level 94.
[09/02/20 05:01:03] Xenthys [308/796] has challenged max [29/675] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:19:45 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[09/02/20 09:33:29] doalim [107/182] has challenged max [154/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:17 is added to doalim's clock.
[09/02/20 11:51:29] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:18 towards level 94.
[09/06/20 10:45:52] max caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:02 towards level 94.
[09/07/20 00:00:18] CodeB [111/449] has come upon max [276/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:59:44 is added to CodeB's clock.
[09/07/20 00:07:11] sunri5e, max, and tris [1997/2429] have team battled Yuhno, AbrahamLinksys, and DrJosh9000 [1634/2180] and won! 0 days, 16:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 12:43:56] max and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 21:38:39] Heisenberg [230/1017] has challenged max [649/675] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:05:18 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/20 08:54:25] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:11 towards level 94.
[09/09/20 11:14:35] max was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:26 towards level 94.
[09/09/20 13:20:00] max [47/680] has challenged Roxana [983/1414] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:19:26 is added to max's clock.
[09/09/20 18:22:16] max grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 10:09:30 towards level 95.
[09/10/20 03:24:03] max died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:06:09 from level 95.
[09/11/20 08:25:02] idlerpgww, max, and pants [2706/2808] have team battled inittab, pztrn, and Lnk [1839/1999] and won! 3 days, 23:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/20 11:20:35] max [272/680] has come upon Frogging101 [158/776] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 22:37:33 is removed from max's clock.
[09/11/20 13:52:53] max, Heisenberg, and lavamind [256/2536] have team battled Jaglag, Tor, and Tenorman [411/2819] and lost! 0 days, 14:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 12:55:34] max got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:38:41 from level 95.
[09/12/20 16:08:57] max [305/680] has challenged elbie [419/676] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:06:27 is added to max's clock.
[09/12/20 22:55:14] max [358/680] has come upon Bradicus [5/1128] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 05:08:12 is removed from max's clock.
[09/13/20 06:41:34] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:10:36 towards level 95.
[09/14/20 06:23:02] bobvador, inittab, and max [496/2135] have team battled Desspugne, canton7, and GunMan [2218/2550] and lost! 1 day, 02:20:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/20 02:54:15] max and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 03:50:02] Misza, max, and Majak [182/3051] have team battled jjasghar, AncalagonThBlack, and gdm [2047/2138] and lost! 2 days, 20:02:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/20 13:20:58] max broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:52:02 from level 95.
[09/16/20 04:15:54] max was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:56:43 from level 95.
[09/16/20 13:03:45] FSM [148/719] has come upon max [358/709] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:06:03 is added to FSM's clock.
[09/16/20 21:09:12] max [172/709] has come upon sc_ [620/813] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:58:35 is added to max's clock.
[09/17/20 01:01:10] max [154/709] has come upon blackroot [171/339] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:00:25 is added to max's clock.
[09/18/20 12:04:58] ohnx [196/788] has come upon max [213/709] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:28:53 is added to ohnx's clock.
[09/19/20 20:07:38] max walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:27:05 from level 95.
[09/20/20 17:46:32] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:31:59 towards level 95.
[09/20/20 18:07:52] max and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 04:17:02] Bradicus [319/1105] has challenged max [585/709] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:23:03 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[09/23/20 04:49:31] max [556/709] has come upon sunri5e [676/1153] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:20:21 is added to max's clock.
[09/23/20 06:17:33] Reilly [158/554] has challenged max [524/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:08:24 is added to Reilly's clock.
[09/23/20 11:02:47] grooverider, elbie, and Beavis [3397/3583] have team battled elf, Ttech, and max [1706/4095] and won! 5 days, 12:11:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 08:09:54] meskio [486/1191] has come upon max [589/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:43 is added to meskio's clock.
[09/25/20 23:12:37] brendan [499/1353] has come upon max [398/709] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:49:27 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/26/20 01:35:04] freeboson [660/688] has challenged max [297/709] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:43:53 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/26/20 18:59:25] L [833/906] has come upon max [129/709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:14:51 is removed from L's clock.
[09/28/20 15:13:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 31 days, 08:32:43 toward level 95.
[09/29/20 12:58:11] Antium [647/921] has challenged max [490/709] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:11:39 is removed from Antium's clock.
[09/30/20 07:14:38] max and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/20 07:16:25] holloway [811/955] has come upon max [417/709] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 11:05:17 is removed from holloway's clock.
[09/30/20 08:23:30] bookworm, bobvador, and feek [610/1729] have team battled suterismus, max, and Tratos [1583/3361] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/20 14:15:22] neurospex, simple, and dartainus [49/2817] have team battled feek, nickware, and max [2072/2560] and lost! 2 days, 01:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/20 22:49:24] max misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:45:49 from level 95.
[09/30/20 23:19:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 01:09:39 from level 95.
[10/03/20 12:40:03] max and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/20 08:26:03] max [647/709] has challenged Ttech [1020/2066] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:09:57 is added to max's clock.
[10/05/20 20:28:59] Varjatticus [269/358] has challenged max [350/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:25:58 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[10/06/20 08:31:53] max [560/709] has challenged sjums_the_great [42/980] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:29 is removed from max's clock.
[10/06/20 17:33:58] fattrat [1120/1256] has challenged max [162/709] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:58:48 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/07/20 23:52:31] damyan, lavamind, and sc_ [848/2896] have team battled max, gdm, and Muirrum [627/1947] and won! 10 days, 13:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/20 08:50:35] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:51 towards level 95.
[10/08/20 22:40:11] max and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/20 02:10:45] allo, max, and bisco [2472/2788] have team battled jnerulax, XBouBou, and GilbertErik [715/1907] and won! 3 days, 01:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/20 05:41:41] adamus1red [314/667] has challenged max [331/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:32:33 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/11/20 08:59:54] max [389/709] has challenged brycec [323/966] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:04:44 is removed from max's clock.
[10/12/20 20:50:34] max [423/709] has come upon Mithkabob [70/546] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:01:50 is removed from max's clock.
[10/12/20 23:28:10] max [587/709] has come upon Frogging101 [359/785] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:59 is removed from max's clock.
[10/13/20 13:12:05] rxcomm [804/1302] has challenged max [378/709] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:16:47 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[10/13/20 22:06:12] max misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:51 from level 95.
[10/14/20 15:18:31] RBecker [485/963] has challenged max [357/709] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:51:59 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[10/15/20 02:24:31] max [670/709] has come upon brycec [831/966] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:40 is added to max's clock.
[10/16/20 10:49:58] Psilocybe [758/773] has come upon max [104/709] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 14:53:54 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[10/16/20 22:47:31] max and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 11:35:32] aismallard, Zyphyr, and Ttech [860/3743] have team battled fattrat, Lnk, and max [738/3131] and won! 0 days, 21:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 12:12:23] max and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 15:52:49] RBecker and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 06:42:06] mordac, brycec, and darkmage [289/3635] have team battled TauPan, HeavyPodda, and max [2116/2182] and lost! 0 days, 22:27:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/20 22:31:35] max, PiotrekD, and rxcomm [566/3015] have team battled sjefen6, bobvador, and djm [263/2415] and won! 0 days, 00:02:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/20 22:42:47] max [140/709] has challenged vegadark [601/816] in combat and lost! 12 days, 22:15:18 is added to max's clock.
[10/20/20 14:27:25] Elgo [676/962] has come upon max [595/709] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 17:01:21 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[10/20/20 18:01:16] djm [255/848] has come upon max [686/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:07 is added to djm's clock.
[10/21/20 10:16:21] max, freeboson, and Globalirc [943/2411] have team battled sheu, Lnk, and Heisenberg [2189/2441] and lost! 7 days, 01:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/20 22:59:13] max was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 10:00:06 from level 96.
[10/22/20 15:11:20] max [454/709] has challenged dclaw123 [895/1127] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:03:29 is added to max's clock.
[10/23/20 05:23:44] max invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 16:46:01 towards level 96.
[10/23/20 13:11:42] max [272/709] has come upon Psilocybe [669/773] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 12:51:41 is added to max's clock.
[10/23/20 20:02:31] max and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/20 02:19:45] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:32:01 towards level 96.
[10/25/20 23:28:44] bookworm [248/473] has challenged max [261/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:27:33 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/26/20 08:41:25] max [453/709] has challenged Syloq [249/1232] in combat and won! 23 days, 09:56:58 is removed from max's clock.
[10/26/20 13:39:10] max [450/709] has come upon HellSpawn [774/795] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:42:32 is added to max's clock.
[10/26/20 19:01:22] max [335/709] has come upon KeboDK [245/1013] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 06:55:55 is removed from max's clock.
[10/27/20 17:48:03] golgy [553/939] has come upon max [563/709] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:12:06 is added to golgy's clock.
[10/27/20 21:57:41] max, phraktyl, and aismallard [1350/2386] have team battled dwfreed, Chuck, and buyoq [1001/2172] and won! 2 days, 12:50:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/20 13:09:57] max, yano, Vic, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/20 03:32:48] pyre [41/123] has challenged max [701/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:48 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/29/20 23:23:16] simple, Elgo, and brendan [3115/3452] have team battled anderson, max, and holloway [1437/2144] and won! 5 days, 08:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 09:43:39] FSM [51/737] has come upon max [378/709] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:04:17 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/30/20 10:51:18] Jaglag [135/502] has come upon max [146/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:51:23 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[10/30/20 19:35:23] max was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:50:38 from level 96.
[11/02/20 01:54:40] max and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/20 16:02:00] shymega [182/887] has come upon max [17/709] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:45:37 is removed from shymega's clock.
[11/03/20 14:28:37] max and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/20 23:28:18] max [551/709] has challenged sairis [275/820] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:49:37 is removed from max's clock.
[11/04/20 03:13:53] brycec [760/960] has come upon max [450/709] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:00:51 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/04/20 07:06:19] elbie, Zyphyr, and Tenorman [1299/2854] have team battled Fluttershy, tris, and max [1150/2647] and won! 2 days, 17:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 21:54:52] damyan [233/1237] has challenged max [399/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:13:55 is added to damyan's clock.
[11/09/20 01:03:46] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:17:46 towards level 96.
[11/10/20 00:00:08] max was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:35:23 from level 96.
[11/10/20 22:24:28] JensRex, StalkR, and max [2241/2588] have team battled Syloq, pztrn, and jayvee [848/2158] and won! 2 days, 08:53:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/20 02:00:28] Tenorman [131/1278] has come upon max [214/709] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:34:12 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/12/20 03:15:56] max spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! max's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/20 08:03:38] max [416/698] has come upon holloway [793/955] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:04:24 is added to max's clock.
[11/12/20 11:21:14] max and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/20 03:18:03] xnaas [78/545] has challenged max [177/698] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:50:19 is added to xnaas's clock.
[11/13/20 19:21:46] max [503/698] has challenged Reilly [160/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:23:47 is removed from max's clock.
[11/14/20 02:40:41] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:10:56 towards level 96.
[11/15/20 18:11:35] yano [218/687] has come upon max [297/698] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 11:33:20 is added to yano's clock.
[11/16/20 21:23:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 16 days, 16:44:16 toward level 96.
[11/18/20 12:15:04] cirdan, PlasmaStar, and bigjay [839/2945] have team battled AbacusAvenger, max, and C++ [1612/2032] and lost! 1 day, 10:23:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/20 18:57:15] pztrn, Bluedog, and TimWolla [1327/1956] have team battled grooverider, max, and aismallard [1208/3305] and won! 0 days, 15:20:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 00:09:20] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:56 towards level 96.
[11/23/20 00:11:58] max [177/698] has come upon whizter [5/414] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:52:43 is removed from max's clock.
[11/23/20 03:23:18] max [499/698] has come upon pants [793/1368] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:16:54 is added to max's clock.
[11/23/20 04:13:26] max and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/20 10:13:56] john, max, and el [1099/2279] have team battled freeboson, allo, and TauPan [1745/1898] and lost! 0 days, 14:05:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/20 22:05:18] max [606/698] has come upon dwfreed [383/882] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 11:52:56 is removed from max's clock.
[11/24/20 12:38:46] Birdbones [1071/1317] has come upon max [628/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:38 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/24/20 23:32:29] canton7 [288/1260] has challenged max [355/698] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:51:44 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/26/20 14:27:43] RBecker and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 00:04:44] max and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 02:33:41] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:03 towards level 96.
[11/27/20 08:52:19] gdm, tris, and lavamind [1336/2196] have team battled Syloq, max, and shymega [951/2411] and won! 1 day, 01:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 09:15:35] womblecat, AbrahamLinksys, and damyan [2429/2974] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, max, and sjefen6 [1737/2730] and won! 0 days, 17:15:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 10:09:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 11 days, 08:17:28 toward level 96.
[11/29/20 21:55:25] GilbertErik, GunMan, and nawcom [1756/2477] have team battled Xenthys, max, and PiotrekD [1441/2506] and won! 0 days, 17:12:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/20 02:00:19] max [114/698] has challenged bisco [199/1357] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:39:47 is added to max's clock.
[11/30/20 14:57:28] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:02 towards level 96.
[11/30/20 16:03:32] max [614/698] has challenged Vic [506/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:17:13 is removed from max's clock.
[11/30/20 16:09:09] womblecat, el, and max [350/2728] have team battled maligned, yano, and Chuck [1654/2380] and lost! 3 days, 13:06:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/20 03:24:29] fattrat [524/1368] has challenged max [669/698] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:48:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/01/20 11:17:23] max [634/698] has come upon RBecker [755/958] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:48:33 is added to max's clock.
[12/02/20 04:54:40] Eldoreth, suterismus, and Misza [222/4429] have team battled max, elbie, and inittab [2745/2749] and lost! 7 days, 01:33:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/20 15:14:47] KindOne, mordac, and max [869/2423] have team battled brendan, buksi, and JuanMaestro [1286/3399] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/20 02:40:42] brycec [210/1028] has come upon max [575/698] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:14:39 is added to brycec's clock.
[12/03/20 17:28:33] dartainus [104/776] has come upon max [663/698] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:33:54 is added to dartainus's clock.
[12/03/20 18:14:14] Crazycatlady, Odin, and Eldoreth [477/3074] have team battled Notir, max, and lipek [657/2581] and lost! 2 days, 07:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 00:21:46] Milquetoast [82/1050] has challenged max [653/698] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:19:52 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/05/20 00:41:26] yano [410/693] has come upon max [579/698] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 12:31:56 is added to yano's clock.
[12/06/20 05:01:16] Asara [211/807] has come upon max [332/698] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:33:29 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/06/20 15:04:45] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/20 02:11:25] Reilly, AbrahamLinksys, and neurospex [1088/2641] have team battled ohnx, FSM, and max [757/2220] and won! 3 days, 07:52:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 16:24:51] max and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 02:34:50] max and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 21:13:56] max and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 06:47:30] djm [73/843] has come upon max [478/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:03 is added to djm's clock.
[12/12/20 17:44:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 11:42:02 toward level 96.
[12/12/20 21:26:25] TheSilentLink [123/343] has challenged max [442/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:25 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/13/20 02:54:29] FSM, KeboDK, and Nofew [2399/2639] have team battled KindOne, Misza, and max [1227/2519] and won! 0 days, 14:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 05:10:48] max [600/702] has challenged Elgo [926/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:12 is added to max's clock.
[12/13/20 14:35:37] buzzz [539/592] has come upon max [55/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:43 is removed from buzzz's clock.
[12/13/20 17:08:23] m0shbear, himuraken, and max [798/2968] have team battled jnerulax, buksi, and Odin [357/2496] and won! 0 days, 12:59:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 18:13:45] max [359/702] has challenged PlasmaStar [95/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:14 is removed from max's clock.
[12/14/20 09:17:22] bobvador [147/683] has challenged max [464/702] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:40:22 is added to bobvador's clock.
[12/14/20 14:18:30] Crazycatlady [483/860] has challenged max [60/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:04:54 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/14/20 15:34:56] max and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/20 11:19:40] max [569/702] has challenged maligned [108/945] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:51:18 is removed from max's clock.
[12/16/20 13:26:40] max [529/702] has come upon Ironhoof [1050/1384] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:17:15 is added to max's clock.
[12/17/20 19:17:33] max and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/20 15:20:33] waifu and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/20 15:54:55] max [393/702] has come upon Globalirc [31/1026] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 21:13:32 is removed from max's clock.
[12/19/20 07:41:18] max met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:05:34 from level 97.
[12/22/20 19:38:17] hr7xt8 [79/119] has challenged max [485/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:48 is added to hr7xt8's clock.
[12/23/20 03:28:11] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:05:24 towards level 97.
[12/24/20 08:01:56] RedW [544/1011] has come upon max [519/702] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:18:42 is removed from RedW's clock.
[12/26/20 00:35:51] Lemelisk, Globalirc, and grooverider [516/3960] have team battled anarcat, max, and fattrat [2879/3031] and lost! 2 days, 13:53:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/20 02:12:01] Zyphyr [433/746] has challenged max [428/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:51:42 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[12/27/20 22:56:46] acolarh, max, and aismallard [656/2433] have team battled buzzz, x12x63, and JuanMaestro [1652/1906] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/20 00:06:49] max [362/702] has come upon adamus1red [319/713] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:59:42 is removed from max's clock.
[12/29/20 04:21:51] algernon [610/1024] has come upon max [316/702] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:16:32 is removed from algernon's clock.
[12/29/20 19:25:46] max [353/702] has come upon StalkR [519/537] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:38:04 is added to max's clock.
[12/30/20 05:34:46] max [352/702] has challenged Balthazar [579/1115] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:18:50 is added to max's clock.
[12/30/20 12:36:55] Yuhno, damyan, and max [1397/2686] have team battled canton7, Ironhoof, and tmberg [3785/4207] and lost! 5 days, 05:27:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/20 17:37:07] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:51:29 towards level 97.
[12/31/20 19:43:39] sc_ [746/837] has challenged max [188/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:06:52 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[12/31/20 22:55:07] max found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:53:57 towards level 97.
[01/01/21 20:27:39] max learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:32:26 towards level 97.
[01/02/21 10:50:51] MiddlewareMonkey [712/1080] has come upon max [479/702] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:27:08 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/02/21 13:21:35] max, Reilly, and Tor [2146/2315] have team battled soltys, Xenthys, and d4rkp1r4t3 [1935/2128] and won! 4 days, 09:22:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/21 14:40:11] dindinx and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/21 15:40:09] LukeLR, max, and Scornn [751/2388] have team battled Yuhno, neurospex, and Majak [1694/2978] and lost! 3 days, 22:23:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 14:01:31] max got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:00 towards level 97.
[01/04/21 18:12:34] max [5/702] has come upon Pontuzz [375/708] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:03:26 is added to max's clock.
[01/05/21 23:34:28] max and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/21 18:22:52] tms [119/895] has challenged max [552/702] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:15:04 is added to tms's clock.
[01/07/21 21:48:04] shymega [583/967] has come upon max [351/702] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:20:52 is removed from shymega's clock.
[01/08/21 06:27:56] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:46 towards level 97.
[01/09/21 23:10:46] waifu, Tor, and JensRex [1174/3579] have team battled max, vegadark, and jose [1525/1891] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/21 20:44:33] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:44:52 from level 97.
[01/11/21 06:42:21] Bradicus [705/1134] has challenged max [261/702] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:38:14 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[01/11/21 15:52:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 5 days, 01:44:05 toward level 97.
[01/12/21 07:02:19] max was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:18 from level 97.
[01/13/21 16:29:46] AsmDemon [22/25] has challenged max [449/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:09 is added to AsmDemon's clock.
[01/13/21 20:45:34] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:26 towards level 97.
[01/14/21 21:03:19] max [489/702] has challenged pfoley [70/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:19:31 is removed from max's clock.
[01/14/21 21:11:15] max was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:28 from level 97.
[01/15/21 16:07:52] max [567/702] has challenged xnaas [87/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:39:02 is removed from max's clock.
[01/16/21 07:28:09] max and tms have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 08:11:37] pztrn [228/635] has challenged max [442/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:44 is added to pztrn's clock.
[01/17/21 16:20:16] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:30 towards level 97.
[01/17/21 20:44:54] Ignotum [286/401] has challenged max [666/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:04 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[01/18/21 19:04:28] dartainus [96/776] has come upon max [135/702] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:27:44 is added to dartainus's clock.
[01/19/21 20:06:27] tmberg, Eldoreth, and AsmDemon [2079/3369] have team battled dindinx, max, and MadMan [2055/2608] and won! 0 days, 03:06:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 04:07:15] Sharky4, d4rkp1r4t3, and Misza [32/3090] have team battled Zaratustra, AncalagonThBlack, and max [1416/2891] and lost! 1 day, 06:23:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/21 04:34:04] max [17/702] has challenged petrichor [536/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:35 is added to max's clock.
[01/20/21 17:12:08] Heretic, Clearcasting, and Scar3cr0w [1307/1867] have team battled golgy, TauPan, and max [1974/2161] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/21 21:38:35] max [63/702] has come upon Roxana [1149/1585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:08 is added to max's clock.
[01/21/21 08:14:15] max [697/702] has challenged soltys [591/964] in combat and won! 22 days, 22:15:19 is removed from max's clock.
[01/22/21 15:48:00] micah [150/1201] has challenged max [221/702] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:49:36 is added to micah's clock.
[01/23/21 05:51:17] max [218/702] has challenged Heretic [108/411] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:02:58 is removed from max's clock.
[01/23/21 11:07:26] max was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:25:20 from level 98.
[01/24/21 21:35:29] m0shbear, Syloq, and Nechayev [1589/3046] have team battled freeboson, micah, and max [30/2608] and won! 2 days, 00:08:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 07:34:16] blackroot, androphius, and Heretic [311/1451] have team battled xs, max, and SlowRiot [704/1777] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 11:20:39] RBecker, h00k, and buksi [2498/2528] have team battled KeboDK, celeshaum, and max [1473/1817] and won! 3 days, 11:55:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 11:21:09] max and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/21 16:25:55] djm, Bkid, and Agent86 [574/2711] have team battled dwfreed, xnaas, and max [1123/2196] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/21 17:12:21] Syloq [652/811] has challenged max [570/702] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:18:02 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[01/27/21 22:13:00] inittab [972/1171] has challenged max [336/702] in combat and won! 14 days, 04:53:16 is removed from inittab's clock.
[01/29/21 04:49:54] max found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:34:56 towards level 98.
[01/29/21 13:14:07] dclaw123 [396/1068] has challenged max [686/702] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:17:15 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[01/31/21 23:42:34] bobvador [641/675] has come upon max [80/702] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:24:18 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[02/02/21 14:43:01] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:14:19 from level 98.
[02/02/21 14:54:47] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:17:18 towards level 98.
[02/02/21 16:57:22] max [253/702] has challenged jayvee [66/786] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:39:52 is removed from max's clock.
[02/04/21 01:22:10] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:04:56 towards level 98.
[02/05/21 05:00:05] max and feek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/21 08:30:28] max, dindinx, AbrahamLinksys, and GilbertErik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/21 14:45:23] max [633/702] has come upon pants [623/1409] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:43:42 is removed from max's clock.
[02/05/21 16:15:28] max [133/702] has challenged bisco [129/1386] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:53:58 is removed from max's clock.
[02/05/21 19:15:44] max was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:03 from level 98.
[02/06/21 03:18:13] max [646/702] has challenged brycec [870/1051] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:52 is added to max's clock.
[02/06/21 13:42:59] max and PiotrekD have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/21 18:21:57] max [647/702] has challenged brendan [1311/1384] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:34:56 is added to max's clock.
[02/07/21 18:02:49] max [54/702] has come upon lavamind [541/850] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:49:29 is added to max's clock.
[02/07/21 19:51:15] max and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/21 21:11:38] max [385/702] has come upon Syloq [625/811] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:17:34 is added to max's clock.
[02/09/21 14:02:11] max fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! max's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/21 06:23:50] max and Scornn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 14:44:06] bigtrees, sjums_the_great, and holloway [2264/2451] have team battled max, Scornn, and irix [752/2475] and won! 1 day, 03:06:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 19:55:40] max [548/684] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [462/1061] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:30:31 is removed from max's clock.
[02/12/21 21:53:54] max [597/684] has come upon i3d [568/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:43:45 is removed from max's clock.
[02/12/21 23:38:53] max got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:10 from level 98.
[02/13/21 15:49:36] max [569/684] has come upon solarsparq [108/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:33:53 is removed from max's clock.
[02/13/21 16:23:50] Tratos [61/1197] has challenged max [332/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:23:52 is added to Tratos's clock.
[02/14/21 09:27:46] sjefen6 [198/1048] has challenged max [131/684] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:36:08 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[02/14/21 13:06:58] adamus1red stole max's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! adamus1red leaves their old level 40 charm behind, which max then takes.
[02/15/21 06:23:49] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:00 towards level 98.
[02/15/21 14:12:45] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:23 towards level 98.
[02/16/21 10:48:12] XBouBou, max, and Nechayev [1070/2089] have team battled GilbertErik, Syloq, and Bradicus [2973/3123] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/21 12:47:30] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:34 towards level 98.
[02/16/21 22:42:14] max [598/675] has challenged SCSi [924/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:22 is added to max's clock.
[02/17/21 00:07:01] max [338/675] has come upon Athos [583/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:45 is added to max's clock.
[02/17/21 04:43:40] max [18/675] has challenged Athos [371/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:03 is added to max's clock.
[02/17/21 06:08:32] max and tms have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/21 06:44:09] FSM [160/754] has challenged max [401/675] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:12:09 is added to FSM's clock.
[02/17/21 09:44:54] sjums_the_great [644/987] has challenged max [104/675] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:47:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/17/21 09:46:43] max [347/698] has challenged pyre [153/1097] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:14:51 is removed from max's clock.
[02/18/21 15:33:24] hotdogman [277/424] has come upon max [204/698] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:39:58 is removed from hotdogman's clock.
[02/18/21 21:13:34] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:52:01 towards level 99.
[02/19/21 08:46:57] max got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:21:44 from level 99.
[02/19/21 10:01:30] pfoley, Zyphyr, and inittab [627/2872] have team battled MrGlass, max, and pyre [2416/3033] and lost! 1 day, 14:08:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 13:42:09] pyre stole max's level 149 amulet while they were sleeping! pyre leaves their old level 39 amulet behind, which max then takes.
[02/20/21 10:52:27] pyre [629/1196] has come upon max [350/577] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:52:40 is removed from pyre's clock.
[02/20/21 14:02:58] max [431/577] has challenged csc2ya [281/507] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:21:06 is removed from max's clock.
[02/21/21 23:51:18] max [67/577] has come upon Zyphyr [710/771] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:43:07 is added to max's clock.
[02/26/21 12:32:33] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:29:22 towards level 99.
[02/27/21 02:30:04] max [286/577] has come upon XBouBou [269/501] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:39:00 is removed from max's clock.
[02/28/21 02:25:12] max got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:12:07 from level 99.
[02/28/21 11:08:07] Birdbones, Clearcasting, and Asara [1246/2739] have team battled max, blabber, and dartainus [295/2163] and won! 0 days, 20:10:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 08:35:33] d4rkp1r4t3, max, and allo [1057/1749] have team battled Roxana, Lemelisk, and Eldoreth [119/4429] and won! 0 days, 08:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 22:53:49] simple [832/1149] has come upon max [269/577] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 20:55:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/21 17:13:23] Birdbones [950/1285] has challenged max [311/577] in combat and won! 25 days, 05:50:52 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/04/21 19:31:26] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 10:54:38] max [508/577] has challenged pfoley [719/856] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:43:06 is added to max's clock.
[03/05/21 18:10:10] max [152/577] has come upon idlerpgww [677/742] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:04:31 is added to max's clock.
[03/06/21 18:25:44] Bluedog, Nechayev, and csssuf [2047/2267] have team battled max, MELOONi, and Xenthys [73/2161] and won! 0 days, 00:41:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 18:59:07] max ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:23:22 from level 99.
[03/07/21 02:12:38] max was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:22:44 from level 99.
[03/07/21 05:04:19] borsin [370/918] has challenged max [243/577] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:31:09 is removed from borsin's clock.
[03/07/21 10:03:30] max discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:29:53 towards level 99.
[03/07/21 11:38:32] misha [443/806] has come upon max [115/577] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 17:38:14 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/07/21 11:54:11] idlerpgww [717/742] has come upon max [21/577] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:25:59 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[03/09/21 01:14:34] algernon [952/1007] has challenged max [160/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:49 is removed from algernon's clock.
[03/09/21 14:26:22] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:49:49 towards level 99.
[03/09/21 17:20:21] max bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:25:29 from level 99.
[03/11/21 12:07:23] brycec, buksi, and Kurenai [1895/2648] have team battled Heisenberg, Asara, and max [417/2197] and won! 0 days, 08:42:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 23:52:58] max and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/21 03:50:44] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:47:02 towards level 99.
[03/14/21 13:28:41] max and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 05:19:20] max got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:53:49 from level 99.
[03/16/21 13:22:14] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:29:54 towards level 99.
[03/16/21 13:23:29] max [14/577] has come upon Vic [629/873] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:39:50 is added to max's clock.
[03/18/21 00:23:05] Yuhno [286/861] has challenged max [259/577] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:01:29 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[03/18/21 23:28:12] Heisenberg [662/830] has challenged max [3/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:23 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/18/21 23:30:39] neurospex [708/1121] has come upon max [282/577] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 03:11:23 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/19/21 00:07:59] max got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:19:28 from level 99.
[03/19/21 05:18:00] max got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:13:18 from level 99.
[03/19/21 09:42:54] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:06:08 towards level 99.
[03/20/21 00:33:45] Clearcasting [234/664] has challenged max [269/577] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:59:36 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/20/21 05:17:02] max, CheeseSodaPunch, CodeB, and LukeLR have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/21 03:28:36] MrGlass, LukeLR, and max [2217/2772] have team battled GunMan, Jay_of_Delucia, and Crazycatlady [342/2238] and won! 0 days, 11:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/21 17:32:04] Pici, Lnk, and AncalagonThBlack [904/3544] have team battled neurospex, max, and Tratos [1617/2895] and lost! 1 day, 01:37:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/21 21:10:43] max had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:31:23 towards level 99.
[03/25/21 08:59:55] Vic, anderson, and phraktyl [1004/2419] have team battled max, Pontuzz, and TauPan [586/1850] and won! 2 days, 10:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 18:03:53] JensRex [879/1407] has come upon max [542/577] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:32:02 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[03/30/21 06:33:47] max fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! max's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/21 11:35:32] max [153/573] has challenged Asara [483/777] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:26:25 is added to max's clock.
[03/30/21 13:00:22] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:14 towards level 99.
[03/30/21 17:36:59] max [366/573] has challenged androphius [161/539] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:25:27 is removed from max's clock.
[03/31/21 06:37:36] el [1188/1201] has come upon max [323/573] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:21:09 is removed from el's clock.
[03/31/21 07:19:23] max fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:46:45 from level 99.
[03/31/21 10:39:38] max stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:00 towards level 99.
[03/31/21 23:49:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 13 days, 22:48:03 toward level 99.
[04/01/21 05:01:40] max and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/21 06:25:31] max fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! max's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/21 06:45:51] max [297/568] has challenged Globalirc [585/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:48:25 is added to max's clock.
[04/01/21 16:13:53] max was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:00 towards level 99.
[04/02/21 08:20:30] max and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/21 13:11:57] misha, Heretic, and max [439/1883] have team battled androphius, zankore, and phraktyl [395/2336] and won! 0 days, 16:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/21 14:25:57] max was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:20 from level 99.
[04/03/21 20:00:31] CheeseSodaPunch [96/643] has challenged max [40/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:45:18 is removed from CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[04/03/21 21:04:58] Orphic, bisco, and max [1392/2462] have team battled brendan, zankore, and csssuf [1949/3259] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/21 06:03:01] max [29/568] has challenged JensRex [581/1407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:46 is added to max's clock.
[04/04/21 07:03:17] max [525/568] has challenged holloway [807/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:16 is added to max's clock.
[04/04/21 15:43:38] xayto, max, and brycec [2208/2492] have team battled fmg, sbp, and LukeLR [981/2096] and won! 0 days, 14:00:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 22:06:56] HellSpawn [650/825] has challenged max [375/568] in combat and won! 18 days, 21:14:24 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/04/21 22:06:56] HellSpawn has dealt max a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:25:30 is added to max's clock.
[04/05/21 19:25:28] max, Elgo, and buzzz [2053/2264] have team battled TheSilentLink, Brainiac, and Tenorman [2863/2889] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/21 03:37:52] max [434/568] has come upon canton7 [1013/1181] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:32:09 is added to max's clock.
[04/06/21 09:26:05] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:31 towards level 99.
[04/07/21 09:21:14] max [75/568] has challenged StalkR [319/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:57 is added to max's clock.
[04/07/21 22:39:58] max [190/568] has challenged gdm [173/684] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:17:55 is removed from max's clock.
[04/07/21 23:26:11] MJ94, Gatewayy, and TimWolla [711/2555] have team battled max, algernon, and elf [2949/3034] and lost! 3 days, 07:56:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 07:00:38] max was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:40:50 from level 100.
[04/08/21 12:01:08] max got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:30:42 towards level 100.
[04/08/21 13:39:35] max was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:01:45 towards level 100.
[04/09/21 22:20:35] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:04:14 towards level 100.
[04/10/21 06:28:49] max and csssuf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 19:30:25] max [215/568] has come upon lavamind [766/841] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:03:58 is added to max's clock.
[04/11/21 02:46:47] max [315/568] has challenged Zaratustra [349/1130] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:01:58 is added to max's clock.
[04/11/21 10:31:13] max [442/568] has come upon bigtrees [175/484] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:37:38 is removed from max's clock.
[04/11/21 15:50:01] AsmDemon [354/616] has challenged max [88/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:21 is removed from AsmDemon's clock.
[04/12/21 15:33:31] Brainiac [101/845] has come upon max [286/568] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 10:37:37 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/12/21 22:02:54] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:56:02 towards level 100.
[04/14/21 01:34:33] ToHellWithGA, max, and tmberg [1387/3575] have team battled bookworm, MrGlass, and lipek [695/3167] and won! 8 days, 17:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/21 02:24:51] max got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:28:39 towards level 100.
[04/14/21 05:03:28] grooverider [544/1710] has come upon max [353/568] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 08:21:29 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[04/14/21 14:55:47] Jaglag, XBouBou, and Birdbones [1034/2597] have team battled Chuck, max, and TheSilentLink [1106/2021] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/21 16:31:57] max [331/568] has come upon blizgerg [954/1248] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:21:09 is added to max's clock.
[04/15/21 17:54:42] buzzz [300/629] has come upon max [362/568] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:44:49 is added to buzzz's clock.
[04/15/21 19:15:59] max [69/568] has challenged Scar3cr0w [743/772] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:45:26 is added to max's clock.
[04/15/21 19:20:00] max bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:44 towards level 100.
[04/16/21 07:18:49] max [128/568] has challenged nickware [1238/1339] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:20:15 is added to max's clock.
[04/16/21 22:10:54] csssuf [230/731] has come upon max [385/568] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:47 is added to csssuf's clock.
[04/17/21 06:26:30] max, LordBanana, and Nechayev [1512/1935] have team battled phraktyl, blabber, and dartainus [726/2259] and won! 1 day, 17:13:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 15:52:24] max and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 17:36:40] max tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:52:02 towards level 100.
[04/17/21 19:08:05] AsmDemon, bigjay, and max [1673/2224] have team battled sc_, Andries, and algernon [68/2906] and won! 1 day, 01:54:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 08:22:00] max bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:09:49 from level 100.
[04/20/21 12:25:46] elf, MiddlewareMonkey, and androphius [1541/3168] have team battled LordBanana, max, and dwfreed [1632/2034] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 15:58:53] max discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:06:34 towards level 100.
[04/21/21 07:56:36] max was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:19:33 towards level 100.
[04/22/21 06:52:18] Herb_Tarlek, Orphic, and Tor [261/2525] have team battled max, Reilly, and Andries [1912/2290] and lost! 1 day, 01:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/21 11:21:23] MELOONi, Eldoreth, and HeavyPodda [2320/3423] have team battled max, Ttech, and LukeLR [244/3688] and won! 1 day, 02:09:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/21 15:54:55] GunMan [274/743] has challenged max [18/568] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:42:22 is removed from GunMan's clock.
[04/22/21 16:36:46] max walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:08:09 from level 100.
[04/23/21 02:45:36] JensRex [1229/1271] has come upon max [100/568] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:45:19 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[04/23/21 13:41:44] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:43 towards level 100.
[04/23/21 21:06:02] Bradicus [736/1165] has come upon max [252/568] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 20:21:40 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[04/24/21 15:43:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried max 20 days, 18:32:05 toward level 100.
[04/26/21 08:45:03] max, Ignotum, and h00k [871/1892] have team battled i3d, Desspugne, and kenyon [1349/2379] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/21 16:03:15] MELOONi [248/805] has challenged max [267/568] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:52:40 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/26/21 16:17:55] max [0/568] has challenged aismallard [7/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:01:57 is added to max's clock.
[04/27/21 03:37:14] max [515/568] has come upon Syloq [231/785] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:34:11 is removed from max's clock.
[04/27/21 20:54:12] max found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:18 towards level 100.
[04/28/21 03:29:41] Clearcasting [484/672] has come upon max [43/568] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:57:28 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[04/28/21 03:29:41] Clearcasting has dealt max a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:59:44 is added to max's clock.
[04/28/21 15:19:18] max, Tratos, and blabber [2351/2594] have team battled CodeB, Reilly, and Chuck [1398/2353] and won! 0 days, 11:45:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/21 16:22:54] max and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/21 18:38:59] max and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/21 23:24:00] trashicus [207/273] has challenged max [84/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:03 is removed from trashicus's clock.
[04/29/21 01:42:59] max reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! max's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/21 23:37:33] max [218/574] has challenged csssuf [310/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:20 is added to max's clock.
[04/30/21 00:50:51] max gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:11 towards level 100.
[04/30/21 07:09:47] max [348/574] has challenged misha [230/779] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:26:26 is removed from max's clock.
[05/01/21 13:12:12] soltys [627/998] has come upon max [513/574] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 14:34:04 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/01/21 14:47:19] Nechayev [341/913] has challenged max [312/574] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:24:08 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[05/05/21 17:00:28] Jones stole max's level 59 ring while they were sleeping! Jones leaves their old level 25 ring behind, which max then takes.
[05/07/21 10:23:34] max got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 09:39:34 towards level 101.
[05/08/21 19:30:42] max [236/536] has challenged Tratos [271/1205] in combat and lost! 14 days, 10:42:50 is added to max's clock.
[05/09/21 05:21:02] max hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 04:13:02 towards level 101.
[05/09/21 16:29:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed max with fire, slowing the heathen 82 days, 04:24:58 from level 101.
[05/10/21 23:43:29] Lemelisk [998/1315] has challenged max [185/536] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:54:03 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[05/12/21 21:51:37] max [223/536] has come upon Syloq [618/785] and been defeated in combat! 29 days, 21:59:49 is added to max's clock.
[05/12/21 23:07:48] max had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 05:26:00 towards level 101.
[05/12/21 23:58:36] max [215/536] has challenged Eldoreth [1267/1516] in combat and lost! 30 days, 00:01:11 is added to max's clock.
[05/14/21 15:45:01] Misza [1013/1437] has challenged max [228/536] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:05:30 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/15/21 04:03:18] max was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 12:39:22 from level 101.
[05/15/21 14:46:08] max was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 22:25:18 towards level 101.
[05/15/21 18:23:34] PiotrekD [538/1045] has come upon max [531/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:57:41 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/16/21 15:12:43] max [60/536] has come upon tmberg [1457/1620] and been defeated in combat! 33 days, 05:09:44 is added to max's clock.
[05/19/21 20:55:24] max [413/536] has come upon Beefcan [56/751] and taken them in combat! 42 days, 18:09:38 is removed from max's clock.
[05/20/21 02:46:10] max [491/536] has challenged Psilocybe [617/911] in combat and lost! 24 days, 15:57:53 is added to max's clock.