Player Info

User: mwhahaha
Class: hoboninja
Admin?: No
Level: 91
Next level: 80 days, 13:47:54
Status: Offline
Host: mwhahaha!sid185261@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tbzdxtliyxhdfeoi
Account Created: Thu May 21 17:03:37 2015
Last login: Sat Mar 13 15:58:47 2021
Total time idled: 1210 days, 17:13:26
Current position: [84,417]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 100 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 45
charm: 51
gloves: 103
helm: 58 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 82
ring: 74
shield: 37
tunic: 97 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 372 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1019

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 03:56:19
part: None
quest: 115 days, 14:54:03
quit: 120 days, 18:33:12

total: 236 days, 13:23:34

Character Modifiers

[05/21/15 18:38:44] mwhahaha [3/6] has challenged jholtom [309/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/21/15 19:58:53] mwhahaha [11/30] has challenged XVar [242/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/21/15 21:39:55] mwhahaha [50/58] has challenged Ladon [570/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/22/15 02:46:52] mwhahaha [36/100] has challenged Totengeist [595/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/22/15 08:19:05] mwhahaha [67/128] has challenged Sixbierehomme [111/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/22/15 10:32:30] ArilKominger [3/5] has challenged mwhahaha [102/128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[05/22/15 10:55:18] mwhahaha [96/144] has challenged discopig [223/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/22/15 13:52:09] ToxicMouse [201/606] has challenged mwhahaha [39/144] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:00:11 is removed from ToxicMouse's clock.
[05/22/15 20:56:51] mwhahaha [20/172] has challenged SirMonkeybox [252/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/22/15 21:52:28] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:15 towards level 23.
[05/23/15 01:12:24] mwhahaha [91/172] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [363/1007] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/23/15 02:26:17] PersonalJ [277/472] has come upon mwhahaha [53/172] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:57 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[05/23/15 03:58:01] Lenny [29/1062] has come upon mwhahaha [28/172] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:22:50 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[05/23/15 12:32:49] mwhahaha [115/225] has challenged Glorfindel [500/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/23/15 19:50:09] mwhahaha [69/226] has challenged abra0 [305/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/23/15 21:10:55] Zaratustra, EkimmI, and mwhahaha [932/1247] have team battled jholtom, Alric`, and Moogly [143/1161] and won! 0 days, 01:25:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/15 21:38:02] daemoneye [108/345] has come upon mwhahaha [145/226] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:30 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[05/24/15 02:52:09] mwhahaha [48/236] has challenged gipyelrah [722/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/24/15 13:02:41] mwhahaha [240/251] has challenged CFSworks [192/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:42 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/24/15 22:04:59] mwhahaha [165/268] has challenged XVar [75/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/25/15 09:11:05] mwhahaha [260/272] has challenged pants [108/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/25/15 14:03:21] suterismus [917/1125] has come upon mwhahaha [224/272] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:14 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/25/15 21:03:39] mwhahaha [69/290] has challenged a1291762 [121/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/25/15 23:30:24] mwhahaha [192/290] has come upon pfoley [323/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:29 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/26/15 04:53:22] shandor [687/689] has come upon mwhahaha [116/290] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:22:10 is removed from shandor's clock.
[05/26/15 16:33:37] mwhahaha [15/304] has challenged filinep [425/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/27/15 14:05:51] mwhahaha [301/307] has challenged csssuf [307/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/28/15 07:09:41] arlen, Meta, and PriceChild [232/1536] have team battled aucg, mwhahaha, and charitwo [1181/1501] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/15 14:13:04] mwhahaha [202/307] has challenged godog [87/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/28/15 18:04:17] RedXIII [35/162] has challenged mwhahaha [84/307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to RedXIII's clock.
[05/28/15 20:22:07] MontyZuma, yano, and Kitlith [323/1948] have team battled rharwood, blizgerg, and mwhahaha [1348/1643] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/15 17:02:19] Tenorman, Charris, and soltys [1039/1792] have team battled mwhahaha, Peanut, and Adar [465/1267] and won! 3 days, 17:13:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/15 22:33:04] mwhahaha [63/317] has challenged pfoley [736/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/04/15 03:00:04] Heisenberg [313/446] has challenged mwhahaha [12/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/04/15 11:28:21] DeadMouse [137/232] has challenged mwhahaha [230/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to DeadMouse's clock.
[06/05/15 07:18:28] mwhahaha [9/334] has challenged identd [697/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/05/15 21:40:51] yond, Alric`, and nfsnobody [1379/1943] have team battled Gatewayy, mwhahaha, and Soappy [752/1878] and won! 1 day, 14:41:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/15 21:25:23] mwhahaha [254/334] has challenged blizgerg [356/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/07/15 20:41:25] mwhahaha [85/334] has come upon Str1ngS [377/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:02 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/08/15 03:27:29] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:16 towards level 38.
[06/08/15 18:09:32] mwhahaha [170/334] has challenged greycat [310/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/08/15 20:10:24] Jareeta, Virtual, and tmberg [1174/3058] have team battled Gatewayy, mwhahaha, and MontyZuma [1593/1751] and lost! 2 days, 21:56:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/15 01:29:56] mwhahaha [96/334] has come upon astropoint [388/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/11/15 01:21:29] mwhahaha [105/334] has challenged dbRenaud [205/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/11/15 02:15:00] mwhahaha [45/334] has come upon zid [624/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:11 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/11/15 11:55:36] Chuck [10/44] has challenged mwhahaha [289/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/12/15 15:21:39] Adar, PiotrekD, and blind [1180/2215] have team battled mwhahaha, Birdbones, and Doctor [782/2159] and won! 1 day, 10:03:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 00:18:12] Preedditty [20/317] has challenged mwhahaha [176/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Preedditty's clock.
[06/13/15 16:12:12] mwhahaha [188/354] has challenged Brainiac [426/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/14/15 02:19:57] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:54 towards level 41.
[06/16/15 05:25:36] mwhahaha [307/354] has challenged SudoKing [255/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/17/15 15:16:40] mwhahaha, prattmic, and Darky [936/1858] have team battled SudoKing, ajhgfa, and lipek [290/2313] and won! 0 days, 05:58:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 02:38:42] nfsnobody [438/673] has challenged mwhahaha [201/354] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:42:29 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[06/24/15 09:58:25] mwhahaha [92/354] has challenged brendan [206/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/25/15 00:50:06] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:41 towards level 43.
[06/25/15 03:37:55] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:25 towards level 43.
[06/25/15 17:30:30] zbart [63/536] has come upon mwhahaha [302/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:41:19 is added to zbart's clock.
[06/26/15 00:22:19] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:33 towards level 43.
[06/26/15 17:58:51] Shr3k [345/549] has challenged mwhahaha [326/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:10:35 is removed from Shr3k's clock.
[06/27/15 13:43:34] mwhahaha [207/354] has challenged redlegion [239/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/27/15 15:41:42] TimWolla [141/613] has come upon mwhahaha [196/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:31 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/30/15 08:59:34] mwhahaha bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:14 from level 44.
[06/30/15 12:54:54] mwhahaha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:08 from level 44.
[07/01/15 08:14:58] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:08 towards level 44.
[07/01/15 10:13:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 02:33:58 toward level 44.
[07/02/15 01:56:00] mwhahaha [155/384] has challenged PriceChild [48/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/02/15 06:39:26] L235, Simie, and mwhahaha [911/1709] have team battled grant050, Totengeist, and cbob [1479/1685] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 19:07:09] mwhahaha, zbart, sasaniak, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/15 01:07:00] Bob [79/113] has challenged mwhahaha [22/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:42 is removed from Bob's clock.
[07/06/15 05:37:03] mwhahaha [89/384] has challenged jstg [380/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/06/15 12:33:41] mwhahaha, jholtom, and G33KY [1250/1581] have team battled Brom, lipek, and kork [1025/2141] and won! 1 day, 03:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 12:23:03] zid, mwhahaha, and Ramsey [1381/1598] have team battled nikoJ, pants, and bigjay [882/1430] and won! 0 days, 06:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 15:04:29] yurumtin [11/36] has challenged mwhahaha [221/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to yurumtin's clock.
[07/09/15 03:19:33] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:18 towards level 46.
[07/09/15 08:40:15] mwhahaha [351/384] has challenged honkybonky [368/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:36 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/10/15 01:23:30] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:20 towards level 46.
[07/10/15 06:33:52] Panick [194/428] has challenged mwhahaha [54/384] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from Panick's clock.
[07/10/15 16:58:50] mwhahaha [221/384] has challenged MetaNova [130/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/12/15 16:16:55] mwhahaha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:13:03 from level 47.
[07/13/15 06:04:53] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:20 towards level 47.
[07/14/15 06:22:17] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:10 towards level 47.
[07/15/15 11:56:45] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:27 towards level 47.
[07/16/15 00:59:53] mwhahaha [301/388] has challenged Lilian [126/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:03:18 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/17/15 09:41:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 3 days, 03:18:30 toward level 48.
[07/18/15 06:21:00] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:17 towards level 48.
[07/24/15 12:17:00] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:51 towards level 48.
[07/24/15 23:20:04] mwhahaha [58/388] has challenged sedrik [496/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:13 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/25/15 04:06:30] mwhahaha [51/388] has challenged Jareeta [192/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/25/15 14:24:39] Booya [289/364] has challenged mwhahaha [79/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from Booya's clock.
[07/27/15 10:40:49] mwhahaha, JustAPerson, and FrodoTheHobbit [991/1709] have team battled splinny, Adar, and merryfett [764/1393] and won! 0 days, 01:28:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/15 00:04:39] mwhahaha [261/392] has challenged Chuck [6/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:35 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/30/15 06:00:32] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:10 towards level 49.
[07/30/15 12:41:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 1 day, 20:27:53 toward level 49.
[08/01/15 11:16:24] Voidy [310/328] has challenged mwhahaha [75/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from Voidy's clock.
[08/02/15 02:05:55] mwhahaha [276/392] has challenged aucg [115/700] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/02/15 04:07:37] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:34 towards level 50.
[08/02/15 06:11:36] Robmanx [208/293] has challenged mwhahaha [265/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Robmanx's clock.
[08/04/15 01:44:55] ryushe, mwhahaha, and Boohbah [485/1729] have team battled Killerkid, iViLe, and TauPan [1380/1799] and lost! 0 days, 12:16:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/15 00:59:17] pants [409/457] has challenged mwhahaha [336/392] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:38:26 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/05/15 10:02:02] mwhahaha [67/392] has challenged identd [624/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:22:10 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/05/15 21:52:29] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:44 towards level 50.
[08/06/15 11:56:05] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:26 towards level 50.
[08/09/15 15:09:50] daemoneye, FrodoTheHobbit, and mwhahaha [1102/1731] have team battled discopig, Satoshi, and Gatewayy [1801/2094] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/15 21:08:27] mwhahaha [104/459] has challenged Tamini [577/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/10/15 01:33:58] MontyZuma, mwhahaha, and gravis [707/1945] have team battled hannesenator, Totengeist, and Doctor [749/2112] and lost! 2 days, 11:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 11:46:08] AKBlindy, NezumiRyu, and bl4ckscor3 [114/1631] have team battled Lilian, mwhahaha, and lipek [1757/2054] and lost! 0 days, 17:42:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/15 21:23:44] Darky [558/673] has come upon mwhahaha [452/459] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:42:07 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/12/15 04:50:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 8 days, 13:49:46 toward level 51.
[08/12/15 10:11:07] EkimmI [385/586] has come upon mwhahaha [442/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:26:40 is added to EkimmI's clock.
[08/14/15 02:22:01] shandor [8/702] has challenged mwhahaha [158/463] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:52 is added to shandor's clock.
[08/14/15 11:03:13] mwhahaha [74/463] has come upon Midsandhighs [88/376] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:20 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/14/15 15:56:05] fraq [298/346] has challenged mwhahaha [190/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from fraq's clock.
[08/15/15 20:30:08] mwhahaha [451/463] has come upon AngryParsley [248/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:33 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/16/15 00:37:27] pfoley [805/899] has challenged mwhahaha [245/463] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:38:31 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[08/16/15 06:58:23] zz [22/228] has challenged mwhahaha [239/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to zz's clock.
[08/16/15 12:53:14] mwhahaha [180/503] has challenged SlowRiot [386/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/16/15 23:51:47] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:55 towards level 52.
[08/17/15 02:15:23] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:49 towards level 52.
[08/17/15 18:27:17] zankore [38/206] has challenged mwhahaha [309/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/17/15 22:42:35] Darky [383/673] has come upon mwhahaha [231/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:52:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/17/15 23:39:47] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:48 towards level 52.
[08/19/15 09:50:56] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:35 towards level 52.
[08/19/15 16:03:46] Krenz [528/923] has challenged mwhahaha [103/503] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:29:43 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[08/19/15 21:20:05] SchrodingersScat [253/385] has come upon mwhahaha [441/503] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:15:03 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[08/20/15 04:48:22] grooverider, grant050, and mwhahaha [369/1890] have team battled ChasedSpade, Beavis, and RistoUuranmaki [1545/2190] and lost! 1 day, 10:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/15 08:29:47] Gorgon, Bkid, and mwhahaha [16/1357] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Cenhinen, and m0shbear [929/1918] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/15 10:40:08] mwhahaha, tiwake, bendem, and agrajag have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/15 23:49:47] mwhahaha set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:12 from level 52.
[08/23/15 00:13:21] Soappy [1045/1087] has come upon mwhahaha [166/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:40:06 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[08/23/15 20:41:03] Killerkid [197/536] has come upon mwhahaha [152/503] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:19:24 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[08/25/15 12:01:22] Kyree [683/766] has come upon mwhahaha [165/503] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:44:10 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[08/26/15 00:37:45] Misza [26/927] has come upon mwhahaha [435/503] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:33:02 is added to Misza's clock.
[08/26/15 08:56:06] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:26 towards level 52.
[08/27/15 17:57:39] MadHatter [488/502] has come upon mwhahaha [75/503] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:51:56 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[08/27/15 21:11:14] mwhahaha [233/506] has challenged XVar [49/418] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/27/15 22:08:05] Sixbierehomme [105/756] has challenged mwhahaha [153/506] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:06:35 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[08/28/15 13:13:04] mwhahaha [406/506] has challenged Peaches [129/346] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:59:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/29/15 11:14:51] identd [547/914] has come upon mwhahaha [271/506] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:05:23 is removed from identd's clock.
[08/30/15 08:55:02] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:22 towards level 53.
[08/30/15 17:33:38] Tesla [52/686] has challenged mwhahaha [89/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:17 is added to Tesla's clock.
[08/30/15 19:57:19] bl4ckscor3, kensington, and Kyree [969/1815] have team battled Totengeist, mwhahaha, and ChasedSpade [448/1950] and won! 0 days, 14:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 07:27:46] mwhahaha misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:14:50 from level 53.
[08/31/15 08:22:43] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:01 towards level 53.
[09/02/15 00:28:28] zankore [74/279] has challenged mwhahaha [129/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/02/15 04:29:05] RistoUuranmaki [295/538] has come upon mwhahaha [73/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:41 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/04/15 11:49:32] sjefen6 [364/448] has come upon mwhahaha [186/506] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:47:03 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[09/04/15 19:03:00] mwhahaha, ruan, and nitzer [958/1690] have team battled kork, prime, and Haquer [1049/1292] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/15 20:20:49] AngryParsley [40/895] has challenged mwhahaha [265/506] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:48:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/05/15 05:19:39] mwhahaha, L235, and Heisenberg [1046/1574] have team battled Milquetoast, sasaniak, and simple [699/1833] and won! 0 days, 17:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 15:03:19] Nofew [812/916] has come upon mwhahaha [315/506] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:09:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[09/06/15 14:37:07] mwhahaha [392/506] has challenged Bkid [38/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:13 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/06/15 20:39:28] argus [156/711] has challenged mwhahaha [415/506] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:59:00 is added to argus's clock.
[09/07/15 01:54:19] Darky [6/763] has come upon mwhahaha [360/506] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:45:16 is added to Darky's clock.
[09/07/15 13:19:04] MontyZuma, Alric`, and mwhahaha [1076/2043] have team battled godog, Asara, and archlich [369/1982] and won! 0 days, 02:56:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 01:04:43] mwhahaha [19/506] has challenged gazarsgo [381/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/08/15 04:34:11] Tiddley [61/102] has challenged mwhahaha [90/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Tiddley's clock.
[09/08/15 12:52:59] LuminolBlue [0/78] has challenged mwhahaha [250/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to LuminolBlue's clock.
[09/09/15 05:19:35] agrajag [397/684] has come upon mwhahaha [505/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:17:37 is added to agrajag's clock.
[09/10/15 21:35:39] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:35:06 towards level 54.
[09/11/15 07:21:28] mwhahaha [341/508] has challenged neurospex [78/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:03:17 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/12/15 08:02:09] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:45 towards level 54.
[09/12/15 09:18:58] allo, Virtual, and Samus [2161/2183] have team battled mwhahaha, Frogging101, and dindinx [1495/1669] and won! 0 days, 00:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 09:31:32] mwhahaha [490/508] has challenged jenksy [103/635] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/13/15 17:33:56] MetaNova [103/515] has come upon mwhahaha [244/508] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:46:58 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/13/15 23:13:03] x86_64 [85/372] has come upon mwhahaha [7/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:21:28 is removed from x86_64's clock.
[09/14/15 01:43:58] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:43:15 from level 54.
[09/15/15 20:09:38] simple, XJR-9, and mwhahaha [1663/1740] have team battled droogie, SchrodingersScat, and sjums_the_great [573/1775] and won! 0 days, 21:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 07:07:54] freeboson [111/833] has challenged mwhahaha [385/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:47 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/18/15 06:40:03] Forge [195/332] has challenged mwhahaha [343/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Forge's clock.
[09/18/15 08:47:25] Chuck [464/481] has come upon mwhahaha [449/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:14:23 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/19/15 02:09:48] mwhahaha [127/508] has come upon archlich [422/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/19/15 14:04:04] shandor [23/707] has challenged mwhahaha [376/508] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/19/15 23:40:29] Krenz [5/931] has come upon mwhahaha [161/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to Krenz's clock.
[09/20/15 00:08:10] Chwastopylos [13/380] has challenged mwhahaha [329/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Chwastopylos's clock.
[09/20/15 08:45:57] Lilian [169/845] has challenged mwhahaha [505/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:53 is added to Lilian's clock.
[09/20/15 10:03:05] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:48 towards level 54.
[09/20/15 19:10:35] mwhahaha [383/508] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [49/130] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/21/15 12:50:57] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:48 towards level 55.
[09/24/15 08:10:46] mwhahaha, Andries, and greycat [1733/1851] have team battled mthw, Killerkid, and suterismus [1237/2358] and won! 2 days, 22:32:31 is removed from their clocks.

[09/24/15 18:30:22] mwhahaha, zankore, and vegadark [227/1558] have team battled Brom, greycat, and Chuck [1297/1946] and lost! 0 days, 08:33:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 13:26:00] mwhahaha, cirdan, and dwfreed [1239/1745] have team battled Tesla, simple, and blind [364/2208] and won! 2 days, 07:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 21:35:19] iViLe, Xyrael, and h00k [373/2216] have team battled sjefen6, mwhahaha, and Virtual [1756/2001] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/15 07:15:52] mwhahaha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:59 from level 55.
[09/27/15 14:53:40] GreatRuby [95/171] has come upon mwhahaha [113/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[09/27/15 21:58:10] Brainiac, mwhahaha, and kork [776/1559] have team battled splinny, ElectRo, and gazarsgo [650/2478] and won! 1 day, 16:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 22:56:14] Milquetoast [94/732] has come upon mwhahaha [455/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:34 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/29/15 23:37:27] neurospex, mwhahaha, and Cypher [2234/2452] have team battled Hydrogenum, idisjunction, and pfoley [2602/2626] and lost! 0 days, 23:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/15 17:37:14] Hydrogenum [515/995] has come upon mwhahaha [272/513] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:49:56 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[10/06/15 05:05:43] Dan_` [183/325] has challenged mwhahaha [358/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Dan_`'s clock.
[10/06/15 07:40:33] mwhahaha [348/513] has challenged Bkid [307/476] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/06/15 16:15:33] Sir_Lemming [534/551] has come upon mwhahaha [106/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:03:49 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[10/06/15 16:31:51] andoruh [140/207] has come upon mwhahaha [184/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:50 is added to andoruh's clock.
[10/07/15 07:02:40] mwhahaha [405/513] has challenged Sixbierehomme [141/753] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:36:49 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/08/15 06:09:52] mwhahaha met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:10:05 from level 56.
[10/08/15 21:16:52] mwhahaha [41/513] has challenged lutoma [14/89] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:47:20 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/08/15 22:01:59] tiwake [761/1009] has come upon mwhahaha [367/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:35:40 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[10/10/15 17:35:39] mwhahaha [128/513] has come upon Xyrael [18/466] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/10/15 18:30:20] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:23 towards level 56.
[10/11/15 16:29:27] allo, Andries, and Misza [1424/2020] have team battled vegadark, mwhahaha, and SmOkE_RU [869/1585] and won! 2 days, 05:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/15 18:29:43] prime [462/586] has come upon mwhahaha [356/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:18 is removed from prime's clock.
[10/11/15 18:42:27] Majak [260/442] has challenged mwhahaha [455/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:03 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/11/15 20:18:06] Silvanus_Betrium [405/562] has challenged mwhahaha [137/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/12/15 21:16:54] unicron [164/656] has come upon mwhahaha [334/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/13/15 16:40:17] ssquirrel, zid, and dxrt [551/2059] have team battled Agent86, yasdorian, and mwhahaha [1082/1631] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/15 00:32:03] Cypher, eva42, and mwhahaha [152/2296] have team battled bl4ckscor3, SynthesizerPatel, and kensington [7/1696] and won! 1 day, 12:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 13:42:37] mwhahaha [433/513] has come upon Hydrogenum [660/995] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:21:13 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/16/15 08:23:44] vegadark [70/566] has challenged mwhahaha [512/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:08:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/20/15 09:01:37] mwhahaha [333/513] has challenged identd [24/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:10:35 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/20/15 10:21:32] mwhahaha reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! mwhahaha's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/15 14:49:10] Zos [173/416] has challenged mwhahaha [291/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Zos's clock.
[10/20/15 16:59:48] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:44 towards level 56.
[10/20/15 20:48:26] Simie, vegadark, and kensington [23/1836] have team battled PersonalJ, Lowbow, and mwhahaha [1130/1351] and lost! 1 day, 19:51:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/15 13:12:27] mwhahaha [219/516] has challenged Eiam [243/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:16 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/21/15 20:10:00] d34th [67/99] has challenged mwhahaha [277/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to d34th's clock.
[10/22/15 01:51:08] mwhahaha lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:56 from level 56.
[10/24/15 03:28:36] eva42 [262/839] has come upon mwhahaha [288/516] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:59:01 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/24/15 08:52:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 06:05:21 toward level 56.
[10/24/15 16:56:19] mwhahaha [511/568] has challenged sasaniak [34/718] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/25/15 17:50:43] zid [693/794] has challenged mwhahaha [24/568] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:27:56 is removed from zid's clock.
[10/26/15 07:12:36] Jguy [137/141] has challenged mwhahaha [426/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Jguy's clock.
[10/26/15 10:52:05] SynthesizerPatel, cirdan, and yasdorian [354/2093] have team battled blizgerg, sjums_the_great, and mwhahaha [855/2011] and lost! 0 days, 14:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/15 12:58:13] mwhahaha [350/564] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [342/517] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:47:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/27/15 10:52:39] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:11:16 from level 57.
[10/28/15 00:33:34] allo [409/501] has come upon mwhahaha [177/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:43:14 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/28/15 05:22:41] PriceChild, mwhahaha, and XenGi [539/1964] have team battled dxrt, Douhet, and SlowRiot [341/2123] and won! 0 days, 11:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 22:39:29] Globalirc [255/311] has challenged mwhahaha [188/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[11/02/15 09:38:21] blindbox [12/360] has challenged mwhahaha [382/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to blindbox's clock.
[11/03/15 20:26:06] mwhahaha [472/564] has come upon argus [236/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:36:47 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/04/15 08:26:38] rinse_and_repeat [0/1] has challenged mwhahaha [8/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to rinse_and_repeat's clock.
[11/05/15 03:29:56] mwhahaha lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:57 from level 57.
[11/05/15 20:05:57] Meta [535/602] has challenged mwhahaha [384/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:58 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/06/15 20:50:14] robochot [46/98] has challenged mwhahaha [159/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/06/15 23:43:32] mwhahaha met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:28 from level 57.
[11/07/15 10:24:42] mwhahaha, Str1ngS, and FakeWizard [429/1290] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Xyrael, and Nyarlathotep [1654/1771] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/15 18:31:11] streak [94/160] has challenged mwhahaha [321/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to streak's clock.
[11/07/15 19:33:40] Boohbah, sasaniak, and irix [770/2349] have team battled zokko, mwhahaha, and AngryParsley [1578/1869] and lost! 1 day, 02:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/15 13:27:50] mwhahaha [270/564] has challenged vox [212/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:52:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/08/15 17:21:10] Douhet [99/507] has challenged mwhahaha [57/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[11/08/15 17:21:10] In the fierce battle, mwhahaha dropped his level 35 shield! Douhet picks it up, tossing his old level 26 shield to mwhahaha.
[11/10/15 16:18:12] mwhahaha [147/555] has come upon m0shbear [147/830] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:47:34 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/11/15 02:04:12] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:29 from level 57.
[11/11/15 04:49:43] mwhahaha [305/555] has challenged MontyZuma [770/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:50 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/12/15 08:31:14] iynque [364/412] has come upon mwhahaha [419/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:26 is added to iynque's clock.
[11/12/15 14:54:20] mwhahaha burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! mwhahaha's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/15 14:21:10] mwhahaha [331/547] has challenged SpaceKookie [94/189] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:05:14 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/14/15 08:18:38] Unikitty [261/473] has come upon mwhahaha [510/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:19 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[11/14/15 21:40:01] Ladon, jenksy, and iynque [833/1871] have team battled Furry, mwhahaha, and bendem [430/1610] and won! 0 days, 12:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/15 21:05:25] Abs0x00 [12/20] has challenged mwhahaha [487/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Abs0x00's clock.
[11/19/15 14:51:54] mwhahaha [142/557] has challenged Evrial [208/438] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:21:18 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/07/15 09:55:08] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:51 towards level 58.
[12/09/15 01:13:48] mwhahaha [255/557] has come upon MJ94 [749/838] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:10:46 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/15 08:31:54] honkybonky, Lowbow, and Chuck [1208/1546] have team battled Darky, mwhahaha, and Majak [1041/1767] and won! 0 days, 02:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 10:44:40] pfoley [211/675] has come upon mwhahaha [485/557] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:06:36 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/09/15 14:55:52] Boohbah [253/613] has challenged mwhahaha [219/557] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:07:57 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[12/10/15 07:02:08] mwhahaha [124/557] has challenged argus [434/711] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:14:17 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/10/15 14:56:51] Simie, PinkiePie, and Jaximo [1350/1542] have team battled a1291762, CornFly, and mwhahaha [1212/2530] and won! 0 days, 03:04:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/15 02:05:33] mwhahaha bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:58:34 from level 58.
[12/12/15 15:54:10] mwhahaha, kensington, and Gizmokid2005 [82/2040] have team battled kier, Kable, and master_j [469/1776] and lost! 2 days, 16:03:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/15 23:57:32] mwhahaha, Kitlith, and yasdorian [1336/1790] have team battled Agent86, prime, and JeDaYoshi [1322/1445] and won! 1 day, 11:15:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/15 02:58:28] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:05 towards level 58.
[12/13/15 03:02:24] fattrat [232/765] has come upon mwhahaha [22/557] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:07:45 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/13/15 23:26:59] MrGlass [209/343] has come upon mwhahaha [495/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:17:22 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/14/15 01:12:34] Birdbones [52/981] has come upon mwhahaha [213/557] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:24:17 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/14/15 08:58:10] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:09 towards level 58.
[12/15/15 03:11:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 13 days, 22:03:55 toward level 58.
[12/16/15 11:19:12] yano [256/656] has come upon mwhahaha [535/557] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:00:17 is added to yano's clock.
[12/17/15 17:12:45] mwhahaha [210/557] has challenged redlegion [74/634] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:30 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/18/15 00:15:39] mwhahaha [444/557] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [90/504] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:59:55 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/19/15 21:42:07] Hydrogenum, PinkiePie, and Birdbones [817/2036] have team battled grooverider, Pici, and mwhahaha [146/2282] and won! 2 days, 00:35:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/15 14:00:17] Totengeist [210/836] has come upon mwhahaha [21/557] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:09:04 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[12/21/15 10:49:13] zokko [113/424] has challenged mwhahaha [293/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:39:59 is added to zokko's clock.
[12/22/15 10:58:54] allo [48/485] has challenged mwhahaha [128/557] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:06:25 is added to allo's clock.
[12/24/15 00:44:50] Timson [34/294] has come upon mwhahaha [38/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:17 is added to Timson's clock.
[12/24/15 17:35:11] mwhahaha [443/557] has come upon Flynn [697/954] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:41:39 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/24/15 17:55:12] MetaNova [287/529] has come upon mwhahaha [181/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:59 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/24/15 17:55:12] MetaNova has dealt mwhahaha a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:17:40 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/26/15 20:05:29] theemstra [151/476] has challenged mwhahaha [327/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/27/15 00:44:38] Oooooog [198/474] has come upon mwhahaha [171/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:57:28 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[12/27/15 02:39:12] Kered [277/279] has challenged mwhahaha [188/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from Kered's clock.
[12/27/15 09:09:47] mwhahaha [549/557] has challenged h00k [370/960] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:08:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/27/15 16:49:30] pico [315/364] has come upon mwhahaha [530/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:52 is added to pico's clock.
[12/28/15 02:06:08] mwhahaha EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:27 from level 58.
[12/28/15 07:07:23] mwhahaha slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! mwhahaha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/15 07:43:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 09:28:59 toward level 58.
[12/28/15 08:55:00] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:25 towards level 58.
[12/28/15 13:26:20] mwhahaha [391/551] has challenged Ladon [236/835] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/28/15 21:21:39] mwhahaha [176/551] has challenged pipework [78/468] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:31:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/29/15 05:24:18] Diitto [695/858] has challenged mwhahaha [481/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:02 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[12/29/15 14:36:46] elf, mwhahaha, and Darky [16/2171] have team battled sbp, KeboDK, and Nofew [1587/1962] and lost! 1 day, 08:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/15 14:49:45] Alys [196/198] has challenged mwhahaha [220/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Alys's clock.
[12/30/15 03:31:34] mwhahaha [420/551] has challenged SmOkE_RU [521/544] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:24:53 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/30/15 16:18:56] mwhahaha [239/551] has challenged pico [46/364] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:30:16 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/31/15 14:13:17] CornFly [148/986] has come upon mwhahaha [274/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:55:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/31/15 14:41:03] SmOkE_RU, AngryParsley, and darkmage [532/2378] have team battled mwhahaha, Senka, and cirdan [174/1911] and won! 1 day, 08:25:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 18:28:45] mwhahaha [121/551] has challenged kensington [135/515] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:45:14 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/01/16 13:43:28] Virtual [342/832] has challenged mwhahaha [185/551] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[01/01/16 15:32:14] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:12:26 from level 59.
[01/01/16 18:50:41] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:55 towards level 59.
[01/07/16 02:46:29] JeDaYoshi, Oooooog, and aucg [641/1485] have team battled mwhahaha, Hydrogenum, and LordH [110/1785] and won! 0 days, 01:16:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 18:03:22] elf, Birdbones, and mwhahaha [2103/2369] have team battled Virtual, Cypher, and m0shbear [1457/2443] and won! 0 days, 01:18:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 22:52:49] Doctor, mwhahaha, and Nyarlathotep [1757/1940] have team battled r00f, zid, and FakeWizard [555/1985] and won! 0 days, 17:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 15:03:44] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:09:18 towards level 59.
[01/08/16 15:16:28] mwhahaha, tiwake, and joek [1385/2004] have team battled Unikitty, roy, and keeper_c [1100/2721] and won! 0 days, 09:11:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/16 07:01:17] dindinx [32/638] has come upon mwhahaha [513/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:41:35 is added to dindinx's clock.
[01/12/16 19:30:05] Meta [395/670] has challenged mwhahaha [327/551] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Meta's clock.
[01/23/16 08:51:30] mwhahaha [309/551] has come upon D-NICE [484/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:17:02 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/23/16 18:57:43] Lenny [901/1071] has challenged mwhahaha [539/551] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:43:22 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[01/24/16 03:01:03] MadMan, mwhahaha, keepermurf, and Babar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/16 10:23:15] 0rion [290/519] has challenged mwhahaha [324/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to 0rion's clock.
[01/25/16 05:53:20] SpaceKookie [84/395] has challenged mwhahaha [469/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[01/25/16 13:50:27] mwhahaha got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:24 from level 59.
[01/25/16 22:08:34] mwhahaha, Crazycatlady, lux, and Virtual have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/16 00:41:17] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:26 towards level 59.
[01/27/16 21:49:33] Asara [235/806] has come upon mwhahaha [246/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:10:39 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/28/16 13:00:26] Tenorman [448/766] has come upon mwhahaha [224/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:17:45 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/29/16 10:48:53] SmOkE_RU, fraq, and mwhahaha [994/2002] have team battled Cameron_D, Jareeta, and honkybonky [1533/2809] and lost! 1 day, 07:21:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/16 01:54:44] mwhahaha broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:51:00 from level 59.
[01/31/16 12:08:03] mwhahaha [309/551] has challenged Cenhinen [219/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:21:46 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/02/16 18:05:27] Lenny, Hundikutsikas, and yang [140/2142] have team battled Str1ngS, mwhahaha, and sartan [314/1944] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 05:28:46] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:12 towards level 59.
[02/03/16 18:45:25] d34th, mwhahaha, and Avon [261/2263] have team battled theemstra, holloway, and vox [1421/1632] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 20:15:13] echeese [47/221] has challenged mwhahaha [461/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/18/16 03:59:14] sbp [85/598] has come upon mwhahaha [538/551] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:53:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/19/16 07:16:21] Globalirc [178/616] has challenged mwhahaha [326/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:02 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/19/16 08:16:45] Doctor [277/1096] has challenged mwhahaha [158/551] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:19:15 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[02/19/16 19:20:51] mwhahaha [329/551] has challenged Furry [305/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:27 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/20/16 02:38:50] pipework [318/468] has come upon mwhahaha [376/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:42 is added to pipework's clock.
[02/20/16 03:17:31] Oooooog [374/474] has come upon mwhahaha [155/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:00:52 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[02/21/16 10:03:13] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:18 towards level 59.
[02/21/16 20:20:40] mwhahaha [279/551] has challenged pixelate [467/511] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/21/16 22:01:29] tiwake, Str1ngS, and identd [694/2066] have team battled double, mwhahaha, and Crazycatlady [1561/1593] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/16 03:32:47] mwhahaha died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:15:16 from level 60.
[02/23/16 05:28:16] mwhahaha [182/551] has come upon Birdbones [226/983] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:27:37 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/23/16 10:21:46] SirMonkeybox, babapest, and mwhahaha [447/1548] have team battled darkmage, bl4ckscor3, and Ironhoof [61/1931] and won! 0 days, 05:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 00:35:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 36 days, 08:22:54 toward level 60.
[02/26/16 11:51:17] mwhahaha [302/551] has come upon Cypher [728/956] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:23:24 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/26/16 19:20:56] mwhahaha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! mwhahaha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/16 09:27:57] pixelate [298/511] has come upon mwhahaha [403/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:19 is added to pixelate's clock.
[02/28/16 14:24:01] mwhahaha was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:21:34 from level 60.
[02/28/16 21:18:01] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:28:48 from level 60.
[02/28/16 23:29:11] davidfg4 [279/1071] has come upon mwhahaha [475/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:17:46 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[02/29/16 14:16:48] m0shbear [306/606] has come upon mwhahaha [204/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:20:25 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[03/01/16 04:51:43] Frogging101, D-NICE, and lipek [2313/2393] have team battled mwhahaha, reim, and Lowbow [773/1668] and won! 0 days, 06:24:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 21:20:42] KeboDK [723/787] has challenged mwhahaha [353/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/02/16 19:00:09] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:23 towards level 60.
[03/16/16 18:17:07] SchrodingersScat [288/427] has come upon mwhahaha [200/545] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:07:57 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[03/17/16 14:56:58] mwhahaha [34/545] has come upon argus [664/775] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:40 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/19/16 15:33:32] PiotrekD [564/609] has come upon mwhahaha [425/545] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:25:20 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/19/16 21:26:27] mwhahaha [280/545] has come upon MadMan [565/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:15:24 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/21/16 16:37:43] theZoMBiE [249/410] has come upon mwhahaha [424/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:46 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/23/16 03:47:17] Agent86, Kronos, and damyan [207/1889] have team battled Gmane, Scar3cr0w, and mwhahaha [1039/1699] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 16:14:53] mwhahaha [457/545] has challenged vrillusions [267/994] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:35:35 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/24/16 05:17:32] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:38 towards level 60.
[03/25/16 13:31:13] Asara [479/807] has challenged mwhahaha [414/545] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:16:19 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/25/16 20:23:54] mwhahaha [34/545] has come upon Scar3cr0w [379/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:56 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/26/16 11:53:38] mwhahaha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:41:43 from level 60.
[03/26/16 23:11:52] mwhahaha [225/545] has come upon Smockage [334/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/28/16 01:34:16] mwhahaha ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:24 from level 60.
[03/28/16 19:27:53] jay [34/49] has challenged mwhahaha [383/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to jay's clock.
[03/30/16 01:50:01] Fluttershy, mwhahaha, and Schrodinger [1452/2085] have team battled Samus, fattrat, and pants [555/2247] and won! 1 day, 16:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/16 05:07:02] mwhahaha set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:18:05 from level 60.
[04/04/16 00:44:16] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:45 towards level 60.
[04/04/16 03:53:30] keepermurf, yur, and mwhahaha [1473/1776] have team battled Bvarne, donut, and Misza [639/2075] and won! 0 days, 00:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 18:03:02] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:23 towards level 60.
[04/04/16 22:24:19] Zaratustra, Cypher, and jstg [261/2519] have team battled Jareeta, mwhahaha, and Firien [1661/2187] and lost! 5 days, 16:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 08:38:40] bheesham [151/292] has challenged mwhahaha [205/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to bheesham's clock.
[05/31/16 18:52:08] mwhahaha burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! mwhahaha's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/16 01:34:13] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:50 towards level 60.
[06/01/16 22:01:51] allo, sasaniak, and Intee [79/1480] have team battled m0shbear, mwhahaha, and TauPan [1084/1485] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/16 08:20:21] mwhahaha, honkybonky, mordac, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/16 01:10:41] mwhahaha [543/544] has challenged Majak [190/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:27:57 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/03/16 05:38:57] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:42 towards level 60.
[06/03/16 15:04:45] Nofew [599/960] has come upon mwhahaha [242/544] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:16:09 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/03/16 19:29:18] mwhahaha [508/585] has challenged simple [358/700] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/04/16 09:42:55] mordac [491/540] has come upon mwhahaha [568/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:00:59 is added to mordac's clock.
[06/04/16 13:28:05] ville [704/760] has challenged mwhahaha [139/585] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from ville's clock.
[06/04/16 16:27:04] dindinx [186/447] has come upon mwhahaha [8/585] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:49:19 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[06/05/16 12:53:05] Misza [877/988] has come upon mwhahaha [176/585] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:55:51 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/05/16 16:54:21] blizgerg [222/806] has come upon mwhahaha [440/585] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:29:54 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[06/06/16 07:44:00] mwhahaha [338/585] has come upon Agent86 [52/704] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:55:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/06/16 09:15:41] dax, mwhahaha, and uhmmm [1194/1424] have team battled Doctor, pico, and soltys [1612/2023] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 15:43:04] Jareeta [197/1072] has challenged mwhahaha [250/585] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:17:49 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[06/08/16 13:59:44] mwhahaha [448/585] has come upon gipyelrah [174/1039] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:57:18 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/09/16 14:51:20] mwhahaha [513/585] has come upon daemoneye [671/718] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:36:46 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/09/16 20:12:43] Xyrael [161/542] has challenged mwhahaha [435/585] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:10:04 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[06/10/16 01:40:06] mwhahaha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:07:47 from level 61.
[06/10/16 14:50:37] mwhahaha, Woona, and Unikitty [43/1930] have team battled dindinx, grooverider, and Cthulhu [658/1587] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 14:56:27] Bradicus [39/337] has challenged mwhahaha [434/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[06/10/16 15:03:17] droogie, mwhahaha, and gipyelrah [887/2543] have team battled theemstra, honkybonky, and a1291762 [2230/2271] and lost! 5 days, 19:51:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 14:00:43] brendan, Xyrael, and ElectRo [83/2433] have team battled MadHatter, Kronos, and mwhahaha [1122/1506] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 23:41:18] mwhahaha, Zoddo, Scar3cr0w, and MJ94 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/16 13:08:58] FakeWizard [35/556] has come upon mwhahaha [327/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:31 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/13/16 09:13:03] mwhahaha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:31:59 from level 61.
[06/13/16 12:02:36] Lios [373/701] has come upon mwhahaha [290/585] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:51:30 is removed from Lios's clock.
[06/14/16 08:36:16] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:44 towards level 61.
[06/16/16 00:59:49] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:55 towards level 61.
[06/16/16 02:23:00] Firien [33/856] has challenged mwhahaha [469/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:31 is added to Firien's clock.
[06/16/16 05:24:02] Sixbierehomme [13/718] has challenged mwhahaha [277/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:50 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[06/16/16 23:21:29] mwhahaha [160/585] has come upon pfoley [271/589] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:23:01 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/16/16 23:30:20] RistoUuranmaki [470/549] has challenged mwhahaha [98/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:35:25 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[06/17/16 16:07:39] theZoMBiE, arlen, and damyan [557/2293] have team battled agrajag, Furry, and mwhahaha [1541/1865] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 11:34:43] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:35 from level 61.
[06/18/16 12:43:26] mwhahaha [61/585] has challenged sjefen6 [223/331] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:05:57 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/18/16 19:35:49] ChasedSpade, pixelate, and gipyelrah [39/2272] have team battled DoomedExistence, argus, and mwhahaha [1134/1761] and lost! 1 day, 14:53:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 01:47:59] everbrew [204/522] has challenged mwhahaha [192/585] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:26:31 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[06/19/16 03:48:44] tspange [24/926] has challenged mwhahaha [380/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:32:48 is added to tspange's clock.
[06/21/16 04:24:20] torg [38/187] has challenged mwhahaha [349/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to torg's clock.
[06/21/16 09:37:22] Rognak [95/223] has challenged mwhahaha [419/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Rognak's clock.
[06/23/16 14:27:06] Frogging101 [69/457] has challenged mwhahaha [493/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:26 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[07/12/16 06:17:08] mwhahaha [296/594] has come upon Pithlit [211/475] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:24:29 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/12/16 06:17:08] mwhahaha has dealt Pithlit a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:04:27 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[07/12/16 14:49:35] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:36 towards level 61.
[07/13/16 15:05:27] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:27 towards level 61.
[07/13/16 19:04:43] mwhahaha, jenksy, RBecker, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/16 18:27:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 5 days, 10:08:39 toward level 61.
[07/16/16 18:16:09] mwhahaha, vox, and yur [1509/1934] have team battled MetaNova, Darky, and ChasedSpade [1670/2024] and lost! 0 days, 20:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 14:18:59] mwhahaha [517/598] has challenged irix [856/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:03 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/17/16 17:00:39] yano [120/614] has come upon mwhahaha [137/598] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:11:17 is added to yano's clock.
[07/17/16 18:04:20] mwhahaha [403/598] has come upon dclaw123 [214/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:50 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/18/16 20:30:38] desspugne [442/992] has challenged mwhahaha [279/598] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:07:54 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[07/19/16 03:19:37] Ladon [822/977] has come upon mwhahaha [141/598] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:09:46 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[07/19/16 11:36:27] Tenorman [578/809] has challenged mwhahaha [514/598] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:51:49 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/20/16 02:01:50] Birdbones [171/1000] has come upon mwhahaha [516/598] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:48:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[07/20/16 07:44:19] PinkiePie [386/601] has challenged mwhahaha [220/598] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:11:23 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[07/20/16 10:19:52] mwhahaha lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:57 from level 61.
[07/20/16 12:46:20] XenGi [148/906] has challenged mwhahaha [402/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:17 is added to XenGi's clock.
[07/21/16 17:20:20] Beavis [33/1041] has come upon mwhahaha [430/598] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:57:49 is added to Beavis's clock.
[07/22/16 13:10:27] mwhahaha was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:51 from level 61.
[07/23/16 21:15:34] shrivel [70/289] has challenged mwhahaha [418/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/24/16 01:44:17] himuraken [299/491] has come upon mwhahaha [173/595] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:12:03 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[07/24/16 04:42:22] mwhahaha [159/595] has challenged Mateusz [124/760] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/24/16 23:53:00] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:28:35 towards level 62.
[07/26/16 02:51:25] PiotrekD, mwhahaha, and Regnor [444/2114] have team battled dclaw123, Frogging101, and Eldoreth [112/1177] and won! 0 days, 21:52:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 20:47:07] mwhahaha [437/595] has challenged SirMonkeybox [189/869] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:13:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/27/16 06:06:19] mwhahaha was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:13:34 from level 62.
[07/29/16 21:56:48] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:12:51 towards level 62.
[07/29/16 23:05:05] AngryParsley [533/714] has come upon mwhahaha [352/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:52:02 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[08/01/16 14:54:32] mwhahaha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:19 from level 62.
[08/01/16 17:03:17] mwhahaha [42/595] has come upon vegadark [23/415] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:02:59 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/02/16 04:00:33] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:13 towards level 62.
[08/03/16 01:56:33] AbacusAvenger [173/491] has come upon mwhahaha [302/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:12:06 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[08/03/16 04:23:26] gipyelrah, kensington, and Frogging101 [64/2093] have team battled RBecker, mwhahaha, and magnetik [863/1938] and lost! 3 days, 15:07:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/16 12:51:32] mwhahaha [541/595] has come upon argus [12/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:43:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/04/16 19:41:08] mwhahaha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:48 from level 62.
[08/04/16 20:28:53] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:23:31 from level 62.
[08/05/16 00:08:18] shandor [562/744] has come upon mwhahaha [37/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:34:36 is removed from shandor's clock.
[08/05/16 05:39:38] Tratos, ruan, and mwhahaha [329/1921] have team battled Anaxyn, JensRex, and gabriel [1429/2112] and lost! 2 days, 09:35:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/16 12:48:43] tspange [344/754] has come upon mwhahaha [141/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:55:43 is removed from tspange's clock.
[08/06/16 04:22:26] mwhahaha [517/595] has challenged strugart [464/869] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:24:18 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/07/16 02:23:28] Zoddo [485/648] has come upon mwhahaha [304/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:58:09 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[08/07/16 06:15:49] Doctor [878/966] has come upon mwhahaha [60/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:01:52 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[08/07/16 15:04:08] mwhahaha [315/595] has come upon blind [279/782] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:13:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/07/16 20:38:26] Pici [531/846] has challenged mwhahaha [371/595] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:36:30 is removed from Pici's clock.
[08/08/16 05:58:24] ryushe [618/901] has come upon mwhahaha [276/595] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:06:11 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[08/08/16 23:00:51] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:13 towards level 62.
[08/10/16 16:22:31] MadMan, oooooooooooooooo, and ChasedSpade [1231/1749] have team battled unicron, mwhahaha, and brendan [1117/2282] and won! 0 days, 23:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 00:06:33] mwhahaha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:52 from level 62.
[08/20/16 18:36:02] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:06 towards level 62.
[08/20/16 18:57:48] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:14 from level 62.
[08/20/16 22:32:30] Agusanz [349/498] has challenged mwhahaha [556/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Agusanz's clock.
[08/21/16 17:40:22] mwhahaha [230/595] has come upon vrillusions [349/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:52 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/22/16 00:09:40] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:07 towards level 62.
[08/23/16 14:31:18] mwhahaha got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:17 from level 62.
[08/24/16 23:28:59] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:25 towards level 62.
[09/15/16 12:15:13] mwhahaha [87/595] has come upon freeboson [422/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:47:17 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/15/16 16:33:09] mwhahaha [76/595] has come upon freeboson [458/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:08 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/15/16 17:15:55] godog [459/664] has challenged mwhahaha [116/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:02 is removed from godog's clock.
[09/16/16 19:58:57] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:42 towards level 62.
[09/17/16 11:38:32] mwhahaha [371/597] has challenged everbrew [378/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/18/16 01:30:42] mwhahaha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:08:50 from level 63.
[09/18/16 06:33:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 32 days, 10:34:04 toward level 63.
[09/18/16 12:44:48] Oooooog, SlowRiot, and mwhahaha [1733/2049] have team battled Pokota, Crazycatlady, and Milquetoast [334/1939] and won! 5 days, 16:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/16 13:13:50] robochot [50/414] has come upon mwhahaha [44/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:40 is removed from robochot's clock.
[09/20/16 14:30:06] MontyZuma [435/1057] has come upon mwhahaha [159/597] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:01:18 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/20/16 22:29:41] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:56 towards level 63.
[09/28/16 04:25:53] mwhahaha [236/597] has challenged iViLe [683/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/29/16 07:38:46] mwhahaha, brendan, and vBm [645/2134] have team battled ville, nikoJ, and vegadark [1649/1684] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 08:42:38] elf [376/898] has come upon mwhahaha [391/597] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:40:10 is added to elf's clock.
[09/30/16 15:36:24] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:32 towards level 63.
[10/01/16 02:43:39] mwhahaha fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! mwhahaha's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/16 19:01:12] Virtual [277/559] has come upon mwhahaha [431/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:55:31 is added to Virtual's clock.
[10/01/16 19:31:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 7 days, 07:41:07 toward level 63.
[10/02/16 09:00:00] mwhahaha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:24:34 from level 63.
[10/02/16 18:02:36] mwhahaha [330/595] has challenged Ladon [744/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:00:26 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/03/16 03:39:57] PriceChild, mwhahaha, and holloway [1553/1755] have team battled Mithkabob, gabriel, and IdleMaster [218/1972] and won! 1 day, 07:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 04:43:33] mwhahaha has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:25 from level 63.
[10/04/16 11:33:18] Boohbah [266/725] has come upon mwhahaha [219/595] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:14:16 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[10/04/16 12:49:38] Agent86 [553/579] has come upon mwhahaha [170/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:43:41 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[10/04/16 12:49:38] Agent86 has dealt mwhahaha a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:28:05 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/05/16 02:40:00] Setsu [46/563] has challenged mwhahaha [442/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Setsu's clock.
[10/21/16 20:21:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 2 days, 10:42:57 toward level 63.
[10/23/16 02:21:51] Ironhoof [715/807] has challenged mwhahaha [464/595] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:46:04 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[10/23/16 04:23:45] mwhahaha lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:31 from level 63.
[10/24/16 16:19:02] mwhahaha [292/595] has challenged blizgerg [816/839] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/24/16 19:54:29] mwhahaha lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:58:54 from level 64.
[10/25/16 11:02:05] SynDroid [203/264] has challenged mwhahaha [436/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to SynDroid's clock.
[10/27/16 01:00:36] Majak [367/536] has challenged mwhahaha [164/595] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:02:03 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/27/16 05:04:53] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:08:56 towards level 64.
[10/27/16 15:09:07] Xenthys [187/704] has come upon mwhahaha [18/595] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:37:49 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[10/28/16 01:29:28] yawgmoth [415/525] has come upon mwhahaha [152/595] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:02:44 is removed from yawgmoth's clock.
[10/28/16 09:59:22] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:21:12 towards level 64.
[10/28/16 14:55:47] mwhahaha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:06:06 from level 64.
[10/28/16 16:47:30] mwhahaha [104/595] has challenged TauPan [268/301] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:18:29 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/29/16 02:44:14] mwhahaha [285/595] has come upon Ttech [275/1491] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:52:42 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/30/16 00:58:47] mwhahaha [27/595] has challenged Xenthys [28/704] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:07:50 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/30/16 09:57:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 05:34:02 from level 64.
[10/30/16 14:11:29] Str1ngS, darkmage, and Babar [613/2398] have team battled Xenthys, mwhahaha, and IndigoTiger [1965/2324] and lost! 1 day, 22:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/16 06:12:45] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:23:45 towards level 64.
[11/09/16 14:45:59] Woona, AbacusAvenger, and mwhahaha [1715/1965] have team battled kier, theZoMBiE, and Firien [458/2659] and won! 2 days, 15:13:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/16 21:54:28] dtype [82/288] has challenged mwhahaha [547/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to dtype's clock.
[11/11/16 15:02:21] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:28:17 towards level 64.
[11/12/16 09:36:37] pixelate, gipyelrah, and Sixbierehomme [1809/2316] have team battled mwhahaha, robox, and max [545/1360] and won! 3 days, 12:01:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 08:19:21] Pici, XJR-9, and Tzic [1550/2370] have team battled Mirc0p, AbacusAvenger, and mwhahaha [30/1589] and won! 0 days, 21:21:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 12:28:40] tmberg [433/801] has come upon mwhahaha [94/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:43:42 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/14/16 17:28:18] Anaxyn, zokko, and mwhahaha [733/2041] have team battled Mithkabob, freeboson, and roy [360/1456] and won! 3 days, 02:24:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/16 05:07:50] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:04:50 from level 64.
[11/17/16 19:46:01] mwhahaha [240/595] has challenged robox [362/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:26:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/17/16 23:54:35] nikoJ [180/454] has come upon mwhahaha [203/595] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:34:50 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[11/18/16 05:03:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 31 days, 21:56:54 toward level 64.
[11/21/16 07:41:22] mwhahaha set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:26:30 from level 64.
[11/21/16 14:34:51] max [159/342] has challenged mwhahaha [71/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from max's clock.

[11/23/16 13:40:24] Meta [512/702] has challenged mwhahaha [129/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:40:53 is removed from Meta's clock.
[11/26/16 10:07:10] himuraken [151/500] has challenged mwhahaha [427/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:22:48 is added to himuraken's clock.
[11/26/16 16:52:37] shandor [607/776] has come upon mwhahaha [441/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:25:23 is removed from shandor's clock.
[11/27/16 06:08:02] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:27:18 towards level 64.
[11/27/16 06:47:42] mwhahaha [66/595] has come upon irix [390/1055] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:01:07 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/27/16 15:50:10] mwhahaha [92/595] has come upon gipyelrah [412/1083] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:41:46 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/28/16 21:19:38] Ferdroid [9/12] has challenged mwhahaha [261/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to Ferdroid's clock.
[11/29/16 18:39:03] mwhahaha [203/595] has challenged dwfreed [334/525] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:50:35 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/01/16 21:59:18] IdleMaster [14/492] has challenged mwhahaha [588/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:18 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/02/16 07:53:10] Doctor [577/959] has come upon mwhahaha [170/595] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:49:15 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[12/02/16 17:13:05] tmberg [585/801] has come upon mwhahaha [129/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:05:59 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/03/16 01:44:31] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:57:35 towards level 64.
[12/03/16 11:58:51] mwhahaha slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! mwhahaha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/16 16:37:50] mwhahaha [238/590] has come upon simple [266/852] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:28:30 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/04/16 23:58:05] Merkel, MrGlass, and mwhahaha [1388/2215] have team battled NoodleCake, Bradicus, and LegendaryQ [728/1630] and won! 2 days, 02:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 12:37:56] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:14:28 from level 64.
[12/06/16 02:39:25] mwhahaha [541/590] has challenged Anaxyn [542/753] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:41:05 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/06/16 12:39:45] mwhahaha [195/590] has come upon IdleMaster [240/492] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:37:25 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/07/16 16:25:26] SynthesizerPatel, holloway, and mwhahaha [425/2042] have team battled pfoley, MrGlass, and Bradicus [353/1978] and won! 8 days, 16:37:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/16 18:55:45] mwhahaha [467/590] has challenged blind [286/775] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:02:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/16 07:07:19] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:53:23 towards level 64.
[12/10/16 08:20:15] mwhahaha [157/590] has come upon blind [113/775] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:33:45 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/10/16 10:19:29] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:18:32 towards level 64.
[12/10/16 17:23:50] mwhahaha [97/590] has challenged Euronur [72/355] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:47:14 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/11/16 09:21:39] Merkel, Zaratustra, and Firien [308/2726] have team battled GilbertErik, mwhahaha, and Sailor_Venus [702/1628] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 12:22:12] mwhahaha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:36:51 from level 64.
[12/11/16 12:45:02] mwhahaha [523/590] has come upon canton7 [105/665] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:06:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/11/16 21:56:00] Pici, glook, and Gatewayy [983/2023] have team battled torg, mwhahaha, and vegadark [1176/1426] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 22:43:05] benoliver999 [128/357] has challenged mwhahaha [75/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from benoliver999's clock.
[12/12/16 07:38:59] moffz0r [412/515] has challenged mwhahaha [50/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:41 is removed from moffz0r's clock.
[12/12/16 12:28:22] Herb_Tarlek, Anaxyn, and mwhahaha [228/2010] have team battled WallIdl, Xenthys, and mordac [810/2133] and lost! 2 days, 12:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 05:28:48] brendan, mwhahaha, and double [2277/2324] have team battled Satoshi, Andries, and fbenoit [1135/1943] and won! 1 day, 14:48:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 09:03:50] Majak, V`ger, and glook [254/1288] have team battled rxcomm, tmberg, and mwhahaha [814/2177] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 09:49:23] pixelate [168/497] has challenged mwhahaha [184/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:52:45 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/16/16 01:20:06] iViLe, allo, and Zaratustra [989/2424] have team battled mwhahaha, Pici, and JuanMaestro [960/2013] and won! 1 day, 05:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 07:33:55] dodobrain, FakeWizard, and GilbertErik [1822/2032] have team battled kensington, basepi, and mwhahaha [1075/2053] and won! 0 days, 09:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/16 08:17:28] double [408/680] has challenged mwhahaha [470/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:51 is added to double's clock.
[12/18/16 13:25:42] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:20 towards level 64.
[12/19/16 11:49:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 2 days, 07:42:16 toward level 64.
[12/20/16 17:14:37] MadMan [245/672] has come upon mwhahaha [206/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:15 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/20/16 18:38:08] elf, iViLe, and khmerboy [111/2191] have team battled idisjunction, mwhahaha, and Majak [1867/2183] and lost! 0 days, 03:46:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/16 04:03:13] Globalirc [511/643] has challenged mwhahaha [561/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:01:15 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[12/21/16 14:53:18] NeuralMiner [351/458] has challenged mwhahaha [576/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to NeuralMiner's clock.
[12/22/16 22:04:20] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:25 towards level 64.
[12/23/16 13:24:45] Firien [180/906] has challenged mwhahaha [295/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:03:45 is added to Firien's clock.
[12/26/16 03:49:49] Cenhinen [135/620] has come upon mwhahaha [247/590] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:58 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[12/26/16 12:50:18] darkmage [410/999] has challenged mwhahaha [149/590] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:24:04 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/27/16 16:00:03] elbie [179/473] has challenged mwhahaha [57/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:18:00 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/27/16 19:39:22] mwhahaha, himuraken, and basepi [1217/1970] have team battled dwfreed, MrGlass, and khmerboy [897/1569] and won! 0 days, 01:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/16 21:01:59] mwhahaha [366/590] has challenged Relayer [29/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/27/16 21:01:59] mwhahaha has dealt Relayer a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:08:01 is added to Relayer's clock.
[12/28/16 10:44:28] mwhahaha, Ironhoof, and nickware [1195/1918] have team battled jenksy, MJ94, and Mateusz [639/2698] and won! 0 days, 03:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 12:03:06] mwhahaha reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! mwhahaha's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/16 18:00:14] mwhahaha [532/592] has challenged V`ger [507/585] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:40:49 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/29/16 22:20:02] mordac [63/663] has challenged mwhahaha [404/592] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:08:59 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/29/16 23:03:47] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:05:56 towards level 65.
[01/01/17 17:42:02] mwhahaha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:27:08 from level 65.
[01/02/17 00:37:40] Shr3k, mwhahaha, and Avon [1671/2577] have team battled Brainiac, dwfreed, and zokko [1650/1985] and won! 1 day, 02:55:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 09:12:40] mwhahaha sharpened the edge of his weapon! mwhahaha's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/17 21:55:46] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:56:35 towards level 65.
[01/14/17 08:41:17] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:45 towards level 65.
[01/14/17 16:27:16] Tenorman [260/1068] has come upon mwhahaha [216/595] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:53:57 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/15/17 22:24:37] mwhahaha [167/595] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [442/656] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:05:06 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/16/17 12:57:13] mwhahaha [250/595] has challenged Virtual [295/647] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:36:38 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/17/17 00:01:09] mwhahaha [156/595] has challenged gipyelrah [170/1095] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:16:17 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/17/17 03:31:32] halomademeapc, Mateusz, and Zaratustra [314/2179] have team battled mwhahaha, RedW, and Goodkat [245/1920] and won! 0 days, 13:27:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 15:26:24] Doctor [166/959] has come upon mwhahaha [272/595] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:54:19 is added to Doctor's clock.
[01/17/17 22:28:02] glook [202/368] has come upon mwhahaha [28/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:51:07 is removed from glook's clock.
[01/17/17 22:28:02] glook has dealt mwhahaha a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:23:11 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/09/17 10:21:11] Bokkie [387/578] has come upon mwhahaha [438/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:32 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[02/10/17 17:36:29] SN4T14, PinkiePie, and RedW [1129/2269] have team battled AngryParsley, mwhahaha, and dindinx [1050/1979] and won! 0 days, 08:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 23:17:29] woonack, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1591/1712] have team battled borsin, Goodkat, and AbrahamLinksys [649/1584] and won! 3 days, 11:09:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 01:47:01] Goodkat [29/458] has come upon mwhahaha [33/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:45:21 is added to Goodkat's clock.
[02/13/17 00:41:19] abra0, shandor, and mwhahaha [1352/2057] have team battled rxcomm, Heisenberg, and sasaniak [1199/2157] and won! 1 day, 17:14:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/17 08:25:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 1 day, 00:05:41 toward level 65.
[02/13/17 17:16:29] PinkiePie [251/695] has come upon mwhahaha [461/595] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:55:08 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[02/14/17 07:27:08] mwhahaha [185/595] has challenged Bradicus [553/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:47:10 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/14/17 16:14:57] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:48 towards level 65.
[02/16/17 12:57:36] XF [3/4] has challenged mwhahaha [268/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to XF's clock.
[02/16/17 22:20:24] sasaniak [181/500] has come upon mwhahaha [472/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:00:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/17/17 05:12:41] blizgerg, dtype, and Sixbierehomme [1251/2268] have team battled Killerkid, mwhahaha, and Gizmokid2005 [2203/2306] and lost! 2 days, 17:17:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/17 10:47:56] mwhahaha [45/595] has come upon SN4T14 [542/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:52:15 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/19/17 11:02:56] Gizmokid2005 [231/780] has challenged mwhahaha [294/595] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:32:24 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/19/17 20:45:26] zid [664/841] has come upon mwhahaha [549/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:22:32 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/21/17 08:18:20] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:47 from level 65.
[02/22/17 07:08:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 3 days, 15:55:31 toward level 65.
[02/22/17 11:27:07] mwhahaha [286/595] has challenged Ladon [915/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:05 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/22/17 23:32:22] El_Sobaka [122/155] has come upon mwhahaha [391/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:40 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/23/17 08:12:53] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:37 towards level 65.
[02/23/17 13:08:16] Firien [103/768] has come upon mwhahaha [544/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:00 is added to Firien's clock.
[02/24/17 00:42:56] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:05 towards level 65.
[02/24/17 13:06:34] Grummit, Bkid, and fattrat [1316/2255] have team battled mwhahaha, gabriel, and irix [1178/2734] and won! 0 days, 18:57:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/17 16:36:38] El_Sobaka [35/225] has challenged mwhahaha [166/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/25/17 20:51:24] mwhahaha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:30 from level 65.
[02/26/17 20:00:31] mwhahaha, simple, Taffer, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/17 20:01:01] mwhahaha [72/595] has challenged elbie [336/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/27/17 12:56:50] mwhahaha [380/595] has challenged Tenorman [122/1056] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:40:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/27/17 18:22:49] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:23:44 towards level 66.
[02/28/17 05:26:27] mwhahaha [440/595] has come upon SchrodingersScat [97/847] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:36:17 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/01/17 01:03:07] elf, kensington, and mwhahaha [1604/2115] have team battled simple, soltys, and robox [1609/2274] and lost! 0 days, 14:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/17 04:24:11] johngaden [88/89] has challenged mwhahaha [592/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to johngaden's clock.
[03/04/17 06:41:05] mwhahaha [128/595] has challenged sasaniak [476/500] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:54:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/04/17 11:43:37] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:19 towards level 66.
[03/05/17 07:48:44] gabriel [677/778] has challenged mwhahaha [51/595] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:59:26 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[03/06/17 06:05:05] mwhahaha misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:25:48 from level 66.
[03/07/17 19:09:15] unicron [589/745] has challenged mwhahaha [517/595] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:07:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/08/17 05:36:57] mwhahaha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:50:54 from level 66.
[03/08/17 12:55:13] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:14 towards level 66.
[03/08/17 20:38:42] mwhahaha [1/595] has come upon SudoKing [471/706] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:59:50 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/10/17 03:29:06] ohnx [256/415] has challenged mwhahaha [353/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:21 is added to ohnx's clock.
[03/12/17 06:46:52] MetaNova [249/358] has challenged mwhahaha [178/595] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:35:54 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/13/17 18:21:14] Misza [158/932] has come upon mwhahaha [369/595] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:41:43 is added to Misza's clock.
[03/14/17 00:01:16] mwhahaha [107/595] has come upon damyan [465/1026] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:59:09 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/14/17 00:22:44] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:39:31 towards level 66.
[03/14/17 03:02:21] kensington [332/626] has challenged mwhahaha [128/595] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:04:12 is removed from kensington's clock.
[03/15/17 07:51:49] mwhahaha, DrOfBaconNomics, neurospex, and RedW have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/17 20:30:54] mwhahaha was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:48 from level 66.
[03/16/17 01:01:08] rxcomm [238/804] has challenged mwhahaha [462/595] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[03/16/17 16:55:26] shandor, mordac, and Syloq [937/1703] have team battled mwhahaha, PiotrekD, and kline [1222/1659] and lost! 1 day, 10:47:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/17 21:14:39] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:56 towards level 66.
[03/18/17 04:42:02] mwhahaha [90/595] has come upon vrillusions [472/989] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:52:19 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/18/17 12:46:20] bl4ckscor3, arlen, and himuraken [425/1925] have team battled JensRex, MetaNova, and mwhahaha [1117/1820] and lost! 2 days, 16:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/17 15:49:16] grooverider [884/1100] has challenged mwhahaha [127/595] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:08:45 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/20/17 03:49:42] Misza, Furry, and Lemelisk [769/2503] have team battled mwhahaha, hannesenator, and Majak [1143/2057] and lost! 0 days, 16:27:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/17 07:54:21] mwhahaha, RBecker, rxcomm, and basepi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/17 17:28:00] mwhahaha [555/595] has come upon sjums_the_great [298/490] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:15 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/21/17 18:42:13] Evrial [492/543] has come upon mwhahaha [152/595] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:18:19 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[03/23/17 12:47:03] mwhahaha [370/595] has challenged jenksy [622/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:31:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/23/17 16:38:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:46:56 from level 66.
[03/25/17 00:59:31] mwhahaha [543/595] has challenged ville [145/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:46:29 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/25/17 06:15:30] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:18 towards level 66.
[03/26/17 21:55:36] mwhahaha misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:56 from level 66.
[03/27/17 08:04:34] mwhahaha, JensRex, and Gatewayy [864/2256] have team battled jstg, Andries, and Firien [1232/2246] and lost! 1 day, 15:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 06:46:04] mwhahaha [335/595] has challenged Agent86 [334/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:53:22 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/31/17 23:08:17] mwhahaha [281/595] has challenged Evrial [488/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[04/01/17 13:16:30] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:21 towards level 66.
[04/04/17 03:42:04] Eldoreth [749/752] has come upon mwhahaha [255/595] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:05:30 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/06/17 10:49:12] mwhahaha [83/595] has challenged fattrat [32/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:39:37 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/07/17 09:10:04] Herb_Tarlek, vegadark, and Euronur [384/1767] have team battled grdryn, mwhahaha, and allo [1027/1476] and lost! 1 day, 01:25:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/17 13:58:01] Darky [385/883] has come upon mwhahaha [224/595] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:24:09 is removed from Darky's clock.
[04/08/17 08:16:01] mwhahaha [543/597] has challenged Ladon [383/957] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/11/17 08:54:23] Zythan [267/530] has challenged mwhahaha [84/597] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from Zythan's clock.
[04/11/17 18:27:20] mwhahaha, jenksy, and SlowRiot [1284/2474] have team battled Asara, MJ94, and elbie [135/2821] and won! 0 days, 18:51:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/17 20:05:03] sjums_the_great, woonack, and FakeWizard [1585/1726] have team battled jstg, mwhahaha, and Mithkabob [271/1794] and won! 0 days, 04:24:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 01:36:22] mwhahaha [528/597] has come upon elbie [171/777] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:12:33 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/17/17 21:50:34] RedW, mwhahaha, and idlerpgww [1722/2043] have team battled max, pixelate, and dtype [41/1949] and won! 0 days, 01:23:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 11:28:18] Misza [180/932] has come upon mwhahaha [195/597] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:32:33 is added to Misza's clock.
[04/19/17 11:41:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 23 days, 08:21:48 toward level 67.
[04/20/17 05:05:27] mordac [75/842] has come upon mwhahaha [357/597] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:39:57 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/20/17 08:59:48] mwhahaha [583/597] has challenged max [25/766] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:45:22 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/22/17 03:46:51] Kinadrie [1/7] has challenged mwhahaha [61/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Kinadrie's clock.
[04/22/17 21:22:02] SN4T14 [65/743] has challenged mwhahaha [521/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:23 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[04/22/17 22:12:59] kenyon, mwhahaha, and Fluttershy [24/2392] have team battled dodobrain, Ttech, and WallIdl [2046/3201] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/17 14:09:04] mwhahaha [499/597] has come upon Bvarne [474/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/24/17 14:39:04] mwhahaha [260/597] has come upon Fluttershy [572/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:01:30 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[04/25/17 14:20:06] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:32 towards level 67.
[04/25/17 23:09:03] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:05 towards level 67.
[04/26/17 08:21:36] RedW, Mateusz, and mwhahaha [677/2368] have team battled osannatas, Hodor, and Oooooog [670/1692] and won! 0 days, 20:43:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 15:27:48] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and Sixbierehomme [1294/1714] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, D.Va, and Taffer [1259/1824] and won! 0 days, 05:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 00:52:42] tmberg [69/880] has come upon mwhahaha [371/597] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:49:46 is added to tmberg's clock.
[05/25/17 22:50:15] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:25 towards level 67.
[05/26/17 04:03:06] mwhahaha died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:20 from level 67.
[05/27/17 09:10:48] mwhahaha [92/597] has challenged Euronur [343/683] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/28/17 16:40:32] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:10:56 towards level 68.
[05/28/17 19:11:34] mwhahaha [531/597] has come upon jstg [190/705] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:53:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/28/17 22:06:08] mwhahaha [475/597] has come upon awgh [425/539] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:11:20 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/28/17 23:05:05] osannatas, jstg, and Woona [1713/2214] have team battled glook, mwhahaha, and Zoddo [1137/1880] and won! 2 days, 10:20:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 20:33:16] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:46:32 from level 68.
[05/31/17 20:37:50] simple, AbrahamLinksys, and fattrat [961/2708] have team battled mwhahaha, Lios, and himuraken [829/2334] and won! 0 days, 03:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 06:26:35] mwhahaha [5/597] has challenged dwfreed [51/502] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:02:34 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/03/17 20:46:26] mwhahaha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:23:50 from level 68.
[06/03/17 20:57:22] kork, Zye, and mwhahaha [388/1620] have team battled SchrodingersScat, LegendaryQ, and LordH [749/2340] and lost! 0 days, 22:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 08:03:53] elbie [171/793] has come upon mwhahaha [71/597] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:23:42 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/04/17 13:01:49] rxcomm, mwhahaha, and woonack [1413/1901] have team battled Euronur, vegadark, and nickware [273/1720] and won! 4 days, 02:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 14:39:13] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:37:05 from level 68.
[06/05/17 23:23:07] mwhahaha [584/597] has come upon PiotrekD [30/686] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:04:41 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/07/17 16:59:48] WallIdl, Azerothian, and mwhahaha [497/1699] have team battled kinopu, Gizmokid2005, and damyan [80/2313] and won! 0 days, 02:47:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/17 17:08:27] LordH, irix, mwhahaha, and Opie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/17 19:53:12] mwhahaha, pants, and MetaNova [1314/1922] have team battled basicMiracle, AngryParsley, and manish17xxx [680/2085] and won! 0 days, 20:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 02:06:20] sjums_the_great, blizgerg, and Mirc0p [640/2098] have team battled mwhahaha, XJR-9, and Torgeir [1225/1611] and lost! 1 day, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/17 16:15:42] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:40:11 towards level 68.
[06/12/17 18:05:52] mwhahaha [489/597] has challenged KingQuackers [343/468] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:37:44 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/13/17 05:49:06] mwhahaha broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:45:30 from level 68.
[06/13/17 12:09:47] Andries, Doctor, and mwhahaha [61/2307] have team battled sigmg, RBecker, and dodobrain [463/2053] and lost! 0 days, 20:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/17 15:09:10] Iri [179/559] has challenged mwhahaha [91/597] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:59:25 is removed from Iri's clock.
[06/14/17 01:13:30] droogie, NoodleCake, and rxcomm [1651/2477] have team battled Everyman, RistoUuranmaki, and mwhahaha [1396/2000] and won! 1 day, 09:16:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 13:28:49] mwhahaha [220/597] has come upon JuanMaestro [526/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:18:08 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/15/17 20:47:40] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:35 towards level 68.
[06/17/17 22:25:18] stvc [19/393] has challenged mwhahaha [134/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:18:35 is added to stvc's clock.
[06/18/17 10:50:58] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:57 towards level 68.
[06/19/17 10:44:17] mwhahaha [539/597] has come upon CornFly [472/1031] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:26:10 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/19/17 11:31:06] WallIdl [62/782] has challenged mwhahaha [40/597] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:55:19 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[06/20/17 06:53:58] MJ94, Crazycatlady, and awgh [677/2156] have team battled dindinx, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1010/1810] and lost! 1 day, 10:09:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 09:39:04] mwhahaha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:29:41 from level 68.
[06/21/17 17:40:13] mwhahaha [457/597] has challenged SirMonkeybox [347/922] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:45:02 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/22/17 04:18:44] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:51 towards level 68.
[06/22/17 08:23:33] mwhahaha met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:46 from level 68.
[06/23/17 04:21:55] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:34:23 from level 68.
[06/24/17 02:15:28] mwhahaha [416/597] has come upon nickware [540/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:26:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/24/17 16:17:35] prime [375/506] has come upon mwhahaha [108/597] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:17:51 is removed from prime's clock.
[06/25/17 14:58:19] blizgerg, elbie, and Crazycatlady [2228/2580] have team battled mwhahaha, Doctor, and vrillusions [1723/2545] and won! 0 days, 07:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 20:45:40] kensington [762/896] has come upon mwhahaha [316/597] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:20:58 is removed from kensington's clock.
[06/26/17 08:04:34] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:42 from level 68.
[06/26/17 17:50:36] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:46 towards level 68.
[06/27/17 02:19:03] mwhahaha [323/597] has challenged Lios [434/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:09 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/27/17 04:26:19] mwhahaha, blizgerg, and woonack [1396/2184] have team battled Antium, Xenthys, and Sundance [920/1861] and won! 1 day, 02:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 07:35:19] Boohbah, everbrew, and Sixbierehomme [2180/2208] have team battled mwhahaha, FakeWizard, and MrGlass [1915/2323] and won! 0 days, 17:19:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 05:14:05] LordH [338/1027] has challenged mwhahaha [541/597] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to LordH's clock.
[06/30/17 06:33:30] mwhahaha [10/597] has challenged everbrew [364/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:50 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/30/17 18:29:29] Socks [142/579] has challenged mwhahaha [98/597] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from Socks's clock.
[06/30/17 23:33:36] Mordraan [135/325] has challenged mwhahaha [249/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[07/01/17 16:59:16] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:40:44 from level 68.
[07/02/17 07:53:03] mwhahaha [442/597] has come upon Firien [733/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:26 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/02/17 13:43:03] Mateusz [318/836] has challenged mwhahaha [582/597] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:29:21 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[07/04/17 11:10:31] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:44 towards level 68.
[07/04/17 11:16:56] mwhahaha [371/608] has come upon eva42 [1031/1260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:13 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/04/17 12:14:20] mwhahaha [100/608] has challenged allo [13/482] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/06/17 02:04:16] Furry [500/641] has come upon mwhahaha [65/608] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:01:03 is removed from Furry's clock.
[07/09/17 14:09:48] dodobrain [130/851] has challenged mwhahaha [256/608] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:40:50 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[07/10/17 20:04:38] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:36:59 towards level 69.
[07/15/17 14:33:33] mwhahaha [497/608] has come upon Lemelisk [494/1065] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:55:12 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/15/17 17:38:15] Killerkid [247/675] has come upon mwhahaha [88/608] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:48:02 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[07/15/17 22:54:05] hhes, mwhahaha, and Virtual [234/1749] have team battled yano, Sundance, and Killerkid [215/1813] and won! 0 days, 03:17:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 03:52:57] Globalirc, idlerpgww, and uhmmm [480/1847] have team battled mwhahaha, vox, and Zoddo [1758/2406] and lost! 0 days, 15:42:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 08:55:05] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:41 towards level 69.
[07/17/17 08:48:34] Cameron_D [984/1468] has challenged mwhahaha [317/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:11 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[07/17/17 11:24:50] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:05 towards level 69.
[07/17/17 16:49:59] mwhahaha [428/608] has challenged pfoley [565/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:31:32 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/18/17 08:19:46] Darky, elbie, and mwhahaha [1584/2323] have team battled IndigoTiger, RBecker, and freeboson [34/2580] and won! 0 days, 04:21:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 12:59:48] StickyTHOR [132/168] has challenged mwhahaha [17/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:22 is removed from StickyTHOR's clock.
[07/19/17 20:53:00] Crazycatlady, Eldoreth, and eva42 [1004/2795] have team battled dindinx, Atan, and mwhahaha [1625/1662] and lost! 4 days, 16:22:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/17 08:45:54] dodobrain, idlerpgww, and brycec [1454/2137] have team battled BronyDee, mwhahaha, and SlowRiot [1702/2134] and lost! 2 days, 04:13:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/17 14:05:21] mwhahaha [481/608] has challenged Taffer [434/624] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:58:34 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/21/17 21:47:56] Psilocybe, mwhahaha, and mordac [346/2235] have team battled Misza, Lios, and IdleMaster [1924/2537] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/17 05:07:48] mwhahaha [260/608] has challenged grooverider [771/1137] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:21:08 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/22/17 09:22:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 4 days, 12:49:04 toward level 69.
[07/22/17 11:58:18] mwhahaha [59/608] has come upon himuraken [824/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:39:26 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/22/17 16:38:54] mwhahaha sharpened the edge of his weapon! mwhahaha's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/17 20:38:22] valdur55 [44/274] has challenged mwhahaha [444/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to valdur55's clock.
[07/23/17 18:40:52] Cameron_D, Fattyeater, and mwhahaha [1541/2631] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, rxcomm, and Crazycatlady [1993/2177] and lost! 3 days, 04:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/17 02:29:56] mwhahaha [586/611] has come upon AbrahamLinksys [579/631] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:50:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/24/17 19:39:09] csssuf [160/393] has come upon mwhahaha [583/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:43 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/25/17 09:51:45] ruan, theZoMBiE, and qbit [1156/2227] have team battled eva42, Lnk, and mwhahaha [418/2703] and won! 4 days, 03:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 10:10:57] mwhahaha [121/611] has come upon grdryn [240/569] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:02:31 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/25/17 11:10:12] Khorne [97/333] has challenged mwhahaha [499/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/25/17 21:47:34] mwhahaha [67/611] has come upon Andries [301/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:08:53 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/26/17 23:30:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 00:00:40 from level 69.
[07/27/17 00:30:57] V`ger [194/202] has challenged mwhahaha [247/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to V`ger's clock.
[07/27/17 08:29:00] mwhahaha [366/611] has come upon KingQuackers [188/511] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:00:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/27/17 13:29:17] vox [532/1079] has challenged mwhahaha [295/611] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:24:17 is removed from vox's clock.
[07/28/17 07:38:58] abra0, mwhahaha, blizgerg, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/17 01:32:27] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:03 towards level 69.
[07/29/17 04:35:57] mwhahaha [369/611] has challenged Andries [135/771] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:01:51 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/29/17 04:35:57] In the fierce battle, Andries dropped his level 79 set of leggings! mwhahaha picks it up, tossing his old level 70 set of leggings to Andries.
[07/29/17 23:05:08] Asara [1072/1168] has challenged mwhahaha [109/620] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/30/17 00:50:45] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:08 from level 69.
[07/31/17 09:59:25] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:30 towards level 69.
[07/31/17 14:45:31] Firien [763/839] has challenged mwhahaha [288/620] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:05:00 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/31/17 22:36:59] Milquetoast [84/941] has come upon mwhahaha [619/620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:06:36 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[08/01/17 10:35:04] Mars [172/270] has challenged mwhahaha [402/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/01/17 18:27:25] sunri5e [126/201] has challenged mwhahaha [519/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[08/02/17 00:51:21] mwhahaha [48/620] has challenged Fluttershy [682/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:02:53 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/02/17 02:37:21] mwhahaha [503/620] has come upon SchrodingersScat [693/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:21 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/02/17 03:51:53] mwhahaha [101/620] has challenged xa [458/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:09 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/02/17 03:57:18] Torgeir, Bl4ckC0r3, and mwhahaha [299/1628] have team battled ohnx, theemstra, and darkmage [1420/2716] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 13:12:00] idlerpgww [192/509] has challenged mwhahaha [154/620] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:50 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[08/09/17 21:49:11] mwhahaha was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:19 from level 69.
[08/10/17 07:54:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 06:04:00 toward level 69.
[08/10/17 23:46:16] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:40 towards level 69.
[08/12/17 03:58:50] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:46 towards level 69.
[08/12/17 07:33:26] mwhahaha, petrichor, and basepi [120/2573] have team battled bender, Lnk, and PiotrekD [1460/1817] and lost! 0 days, 04:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 16:02:07] canton7 [214/794] has come upon mwhahaha [523/620] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:41:56 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/14/17 02:41:08] mwhahaha [573/620] has challenged KeboDK [377/974] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:55 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/14/17 06:43:28] CoffeeMonster [155/619] has challenged mwhahaha [496/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to CoffeeMonster's clock.
[08/14/17 21:26:47] mwhahaha [335/620] has come upon SlowRiot [612/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:00 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/15/17 01:14:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 02:04:45 toward level 69.
[08/15/17 12:49:23] mwhahaha [558/620] has challenged hannesenator [187/1153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:28 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/15/17 12:49:23] mwhahaha has dealt hannesenator a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:33:05 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[08/15/17 13:01:25] mwhahaha [178/631] has challenged Sixbierehomme [542/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/16/17 01:37:16] Nofew [920/1111] has come upon mwhahaha [113/631] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:24:11 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/17/17 01:49:11] virinvictus [0/1] has challenged mwhahaha [157/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to virinvictus's clock.
[08/17/17 06:22:35] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:49:34 towards level 70.
[08/17/17 17:11:49] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:31:22 from level 70.
[08/18/17 15:04:21] mwhahaha [622/631] has challenged freeboson [720/827] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:49:40 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/18/17 18:08:17] mwhahaha, hannesenator, and Adar [1129/2331] have team battled glorgamitch, KeboDK, and canton7 [1075/2310] and won! 1 day, 09:00:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 00:48:52] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:36:05 towards level 70.
[08/20/17 06:01:55] ToHellWithGA, mwhahaha, and woonack [330/1522] have team battled Pici, MadMan, and AncalagonThBlack [2325/2814] and lost! 2 days, 14:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/17 16:52:25] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:58:17 towards level 70.
[08/22/17 13:19:59] Virtual [172/665] has challenged mwhahaha [133/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/24/17 22:18:29] mwhahaha sharpened the edge of his weapon! mwhahaha's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/17 10:17:15] hhes, freeboson, mwhahaha, and bigjay have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/17 06:06:08] theZoMBiE [332/1001] has challenged mwhahaha [404/635] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/26/17 16:57:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 15 days, 06:19:45 toward level 70.
[08/27/17 16:02:35] Evrial [482/657] has come upon mwhahaha [528/635] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:58:46 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/27/17 17:41:07] mwhahaha [389/635] has challenged kline [224/412] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:12:58 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/28/17 03:01:40] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:20 towards level 70.
[08/28/17 09:43:54] mwhahaha [510/635] has challenged Satoshi [398/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:34:27 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/28/17 19:09:11] mwhahaha [257/635] has come upon darkmage [909/969] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:29:15 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/29/17 17:09:01] arg8bluefan [141/354] has challenged mwhahaha [595/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[08/30/17 02:39:47] mwhahaha [296/635] has come upon MJ94 [359/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:15:49 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/30/17 23:46:43] Dubbins, bootdisk, and Atan [760/1562] have team battled Globalirc, soltys, and mwhahaha [789/1898] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/17 01:57:18] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:44 towards level 70.
[09/02/17 18:49:03] mwhahaha [303/635] has come upon tmberg [225/890] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:01:49 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/04/17 04:39:01] blizgerg, kensington, and mwhahaha [1717/2692] have team battled JuanMaestro, idisjunction, and Mateusz [1060/2351] and won! 1 day, 19:33:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/17 06:21:41] Xenthys [436/556] has challenged mwhahaha [628/635] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[09/04/17 12:24:13] freeboson [45/827] has challenged mwhahaha [601/635] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:05:51 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/04/17 13:24:24] JensRex [772/895] has challenged mwhahaha [35/635] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:32:09 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[09/06/17 15:32:40] blizgerg [536/1098] has challenged mwhahaha [41/635] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:18 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/07/17 10:35:49] mwhahaha [430/635] has challenged TauPan [165/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/07/17 10:57:19] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:48 from level 70.
[09/07/17 16:36:44] Realmy [35/1043] has challenged mwhahaha [596/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:42:52 is added to Realmy's clock.
[09/07/17 20:17:10] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:31 towards level 70.
[09/08/17 02:50:42] mwhahaha [421/635] has come upon sunri5e [238/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:45:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/08/17 09:38:13] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:21 towards level 70.
[09/09/17 15:49:35] darkmage, Adar, and manish17xxx [223/2242] have team battled noother, sunri5e, and mwhahaha [1307/1436] and lost! 0 days, 17:59:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 08:17:03] soltys, Adar, and mwhahaha [640/1744] have team battled elf, jstg, and Elgo [1207/2251] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 17:26:21] mwhahaha [150/640] has challenged tmberg [859/890] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/11/17 23:07:30] mwhahaha [40/640] has come upon Avocet [384/779] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:56:10 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/12/17 11:40:46] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:09:30 towards level 71.
[09/13/17 14:48:18] mwhahaha [63/640] has come upon sigmg [75/550] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:49:15 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/14/17 05:44:21] tycoon177 [10/112] has challenged mwhahaha [135/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[09/14/17 10:20:12] mwhahaha [612/640] has come upon awgh [527/807] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:36:58 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/06/17 01:05:17] sjefen6 [41/416] has challenged mwhahaha [379/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:54:27 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/06/17 09:00:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 16 days, 19:45:29 toward level 71.
[10/06/17 09:43:43] mwhahaha [81/640] has come upon dindinx [279/523] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:46:37 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/06/17 14:37:01] dwfreed [424/544] has come upon mwhahaha [119/640] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:29:31 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/07/17 02:15:34] mwhahaha had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:18 towards level 71.
[10/07/17 03:04:49] Tenorman [48/1032] has come upon mwhahaha [513/640] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:15:46 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/08/17 11:12:06] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:25 towards level 71.
[10/10/17 01:44:19] Misza, Sticky, and mwhahaha [1114/2192] have team battled Kylie, MJ94, and ohnx [2081/2339] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 04:49:06] mwhahaha [267/640] has come upon rxcomm [657/869] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:35:33 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/10/17 06:33:41] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:31:08 towards level 71.
[10/10/17 14:24:36] mwhahaha [88/640] has come upon Brainiac [365/730] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:33:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/11/17 02:59:45] sunri5e, mwhahaha, and Iri [1000/1692] have team battled Boohbah, Dork_Knight, and loomysh [287/1699] and won! 0 days, 03:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 08:23:46] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:02:28 towards level 71.
[10/13/17 02:37:15] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:22:55 towards level 71.
[10/15/17 04:30:54] xa, kenyon, and zankore [1237/2074] have team battled mwhahaha, b00, and codedeeply [1719/1730] and lost! 3 days, 10:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 19:56:07] Darky, m0shbear, and mwhahaha [84/2359] have team battled J, nfsnobody, and Zye [850/2349] and lost! 1 day, 04:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 22:50:55] mwhahaha, rxcomm, and Iri [1950/2067] have team battled max, Xenthys, and kensington [1628/2555] and won! 3 days, 19:21:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 07:57:29] mwhahaha, KeboDK, and HeavyPodda [2667/2781] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Zye, and Euronur [786/2161] and won! 0 days, 15:56:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/17 09:07:16] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:38 towards level 71.
[10/19/17 06:36:30] mwhahaha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! mwhahaha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/17 14:45:18] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:30 towards level 71.
[10/20/17 11:28:09] mwhahaha [485/631] has come upon lipek [553/1200] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:24:43 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/21/17 20:14:58] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:27 towards level 71.
[10/24/17 00:24:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 6 days, 21:11:35 toward level 71.
[10/24/17 08:09:22] mwhahaha [458/631] has challenged bootdisk [392/786] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:37 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/24/17 18:12:28] mwhahaha [184/631] has challenged manish17xxx [221/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:09 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/25/17 05:05:15] Sixbierehomme, damyan, mwhahaha, and zid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/17 07:16:28] Majak [339/478] has challenged mwhahaha [23/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:11:51 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/25/17 21:20:57] mwhahaha [180/631] has challenged SchrodingersScat [696/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:32 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/26/17 04:23:05] mwhahaha [149/631] has challenged Mars [318/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:47 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/26/17 21:28:22] mwhahaha [274/631] has challenged KeboDK [235/1084] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:26 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/27/17 02:03:55] mwhahaha [228/636] has challenged lipek [716/1200] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/30/17 01:07:56] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:24:23 towards level 72.
[11/01/17 23:49:57] Sundance [461/655] has come upon mwhahaha [326/636] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:35:19 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[11/04/17 03:54:35] ncarl747 [282/842] has challenged mwhahaha [594/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:54:45 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[11/05/17 00:01:08] Birdbones [787/945] has challenged mwhahaha [3/636] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:00:48 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/05/17 19:01:03] Iri [495/564] has come upon mwhahaha [94/636] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:17:58 is removed from Iri's clock.
[11/06/17 01:09:47] idisjunction [678/918] has challenged mwhahaha [84/636] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:53:31 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[11/06/17 16:17:06] dindinx [250/528] has challenged mwhahaha [50/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:09:31 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[11/07/17 06:23:26] nickware, mwhahaha, idlerpgww, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/17 08:53:42] ilbelkyr, sigmg, and Milquetoast [1364/1780] have team battled mwhahaha, RBecker, and loomysh [1622/1922] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/17 15:25:38] mwhahaha [599/636] has challenged hannesenator [235/1210] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:06:46 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/07/17 16:10:53] sbp [31/602] has come upon mwhahaha [396/636] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:10:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/07/17 16:51:47] MrGlass [602/799] has come upon mwhahaha [602/636] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:21:52 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[11/08/17 08:26:17] Asara [893/1207] has come upon mwhahaha [367/636] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:54:33 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/08/17 19:03:47] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:50 towards level 72.
[11/10/17 14:56:25] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:34:35 towards level 72.
[11/10/17 19:08:24] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:38 towards level 72.
[11/11/17 13:58:54] mwhahaha [197/636] has challenged xayto [63/358] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:20:09 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/11/17 15:38:29] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:33 towards level 72.
[11/11/17 21:54:03] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:36 towards level 72.
[11/12/17 16:08:47] Bkid [591/788] has come upon mwhahaha [585/636] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:42:11 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[11/13/17 11:05:02] SlowRiot, KeboDK, and mwhahaha [27/2558] have team battled Ttech, vox, and Luamil [1399/3225] and lost! 0 days, 05:42:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/17 07:20:57] Boohbah [183/764] has challenged mwhahaha [518/636] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:23:07 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[11/15/17 17:32:12] mwhahaha [399/636] has challenged ncarl747 [484/838] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:15 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/16/17 00:22:18] mwhahaha, gildarts, and Agent86 [510/1544] have team battled MetaNova, Dork_Knight, and Cameron_D [1967/2876] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 04:44:22] mwhahaha [444/636] has come upon vrillusions [67/1020] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:54:29 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/17/17 05:52:41] Dalai [227/531] has challenged mwhahaha [460/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Dalai's clock.
[11/19/17 11:40:01] mwhahaha [606/636] has come upon WallIdl [624/929] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:40:14 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/22/17 20:29:58] mwhahaha [232/636] has challenged qwerty [141/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:52 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/23/17 18:36:07] RedW [208/943] has come upon mwhahaha [36/636] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:25:42 is removed from RedW's clock.
[11/26/17 19:36:18] Sixbierehomme, sasaniak, mwhahaha, and dodobrain have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/17 23:29:29] Mirc0p, megaprogman, and mwhahaha [1523/1812] have team battled Agent86, ilbelkyr, and max [122/1775] and won! 0 days, 08:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 02:51:45] mwhahaha, Tenorman, RistoUuranmaki, and Eldoreth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/17 08:07:39] mwhahaha [718/890] has challenged freeboson [404/839] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/03/17 07:49:41] bootdisk [706/786] has come upon mwhahaha [233/890] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:50:08 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[12/03/17 10:27:13] hoglahoo [153/180] has challenged mwhahaha [673/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[12/04/17 03:30:58] kline [111/590] has come upon mwhahaha [0/890] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:10:49 is removed from kline's clock.
[12/07/17 19:21:12] mwhahaha [271/890] has come upon Mithkabob [350/433] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:19:48 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/17 10:16:47] shandor [300/625] has come upon mwhahaha [667/890] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:33:59 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/09/17 12:28:30] freeboson, ohnx, and Dalai [705/2375] have team battled IdleMaster, mwhahaha, and Lios [716/2337] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 00:23:34] darkmage, petrichor, and osannatas [899/2908] have team battled Lemelisk, Brady, and mwhahaha [1546/2586] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 04:38:45] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:24:27 towards level 73.
[12/11/17 11:41:18] LegendaryQ, dindinx, and liara [1343/1533] have team battled Flonk, Virtual, and mwhahaha [1265/1821] and won! 0 days, 14:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 00:43:09] CYBERIA [7/163] has challenged mwhahaha [33/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to CYBERIA's clock.
[12/12/17 08:11:15] mwhahaha [689/890] has come upon petrichor [708/1096] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:30:55 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/12/17 14:17:31] mwhahaha [103/890] has challenged SirMonkeybox [260/888] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:33:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/15/17 15:57:07] KeboDK [293/990] has come upon mwhahaha [869/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:27 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[12/16/17 06:01:27] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:38:15 from level 73.
[12/16/17 10:53:48] Mrs.BigHead, Sundance, and sasaniak [907/1955] have team battled mwhahaha, Frogging101, and crysys [954/1973] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 10:58:14] Lios [823/843] has come upon mwhahaha [544/890] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:38:28 is removed from Lios's clock.
[12/18/17 02:18:46] Lenny [110/336] has challenged mwhahaha [586/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Lenny's clock.
[12/20/17 20:47:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 15 days, 11:07:10 toward level 73.
[12/21/17 20:33:10] Roxana [39/78] has challenged mwhahaha [349/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/21/17 22:30:38] Eldoreth [879/930] has come upon mwhahaha [114/890] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:23:51 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[12/22/17 14:17:32] sjefen6 [151/419] has challenged mwhahaha [290/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:52:25 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/22/17 23:01:57] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:51:50 towards level 73.
[12/23/17 02:09:37] mwhahaha was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:15:09 from level 73.
[12/25/17 15:38:17] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:53:38 towards level 73.
[12/25/17 17:45:54] mwhahaha, PiotrekD, and meffe [517/2071] have team battled ilbelkyr, nickware, and Agent86 [418/1884] and won! 1 day, 18:58:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 21:21:32] mefmef, pfoley, and exa [874/2042] have team battled Sundance, mwhahaha, and Boohbah [1995/2204] and lost! 0 days, 13:39:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/18 18:12:28] dxtr [18/24] has challenged mwhahaha [208/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to dxtr's clock.
[04/27/18 04:59:33] TauPan, fattrat, and dxtr [1345/2047] have team battled greekman, crysys, and mwhahaha [1438/2191] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 05:02:19] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:54 from level 73.
[04/27/18 11:59:29] mwhahaha [314/890] has come upon uhmmm [22/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:02:41 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/29/18 07:35:58] mwhahaha [656/890] has challenged m0shbear [146/738] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:51:45 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/29/18 21:41:09] mwhahaha [442/890] has challenged Majak [346/482] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:31:35 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/01/18 15:46:41] Altorin [85/249] has challenged mwhahaha [696/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Altorin's clock.
[05/01/18 23:05:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 1 day, 18:20:21 toward level 73.
[05/02/18 22:06:41] mwhahaha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:57:56 from level 73.
[05/04/18 15:23:20] SN4T14 [666/790] has challenged mwhahaha [436/890] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:31:39 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[05/05/18 05:39:56] mwhahaha, D.Va, and caeli [960/1750] have team battled aismallard, Luamil, and Andries [558/1593] and won! 0 days, 07:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/18 21:53:35] darkmage, mwhahaha, and SlowRiot [1512/2948] have team battled valdur55, Iri, and womblecat [1979/1992] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/18 23:09:42] mwhahaha [429/890] has come upon liara [166/488] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:30:28 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/08/18 19:07:56] freeboson, eva42, and mwhahaha [1852/3033] have team battled dwfreed, Bradicus, and yano [1052/1974] and won! 0 days, 06:08:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/18 14:25:00] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:41 towards level 73.
[05/09/18 17:05:09] shymega, Boohbah, and jrosmith [1310/1920] have team battled mwhahaha, alephnull, and AngryParsley [2215/2353] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/18 21:01:04] mwhahaha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! mwhahaha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/18 07:01:50] suterismus [147/1359] has come upon mwhahaha [356/879] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:52:21 is added to suterismus's clock.
[05/12/18 19:01:23] mwhahaha [431/879] has challenged Heisenberg [418/958] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:28:37 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/13/18 06:40:27] bootdisk [355/923] has challenged mwhahaha [530/879] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:09:07 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[05/13/18 15:43:49] mwhahaha [377/879] has challenged LegendaryQ [36/465] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:27:56 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/14/18 04:17:21] mwhahaha fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! mwhahaha's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/18 10:45:36] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:58:07 towards level 74.
[05/14/18 11:22:14] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:19 towards level 74.
[05/14/18 19:05:01] Birdbones, astropoint, and Eldoreth [1357/2673] have team battled mwhahaha, dwfreed, and Psilocybe [1631/2096] and lost! 0 days, 14:28:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 07:58:36] mwhahaha [852/868] has challenged Boohbah [320/627] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:25:10 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/15/18 09:59:18] mwhahaha [867/868] has challenged elbie [618/809] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:10:59 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/16/18 06:16:15] moveax [144/723] has come upon mwhahaha [766/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:26 is added to moveax's clock.
[05/16/18 14:09:25] Boohbah [58/627] has challenged mwhahaha [4/868] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:57:36 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[05/16/18 22:20:32] Zaratustra, mwhahaha, and loomysh [1191/2533] have team battled alephnull, WallIdl, and Tenorman [457/2389] and won! 4 days, 08:13:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 07:24:38] Tor, ilbelkyr, and petrichor [161/2625] have team battled celophi, dax, and mwhahaha [1034/1685] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 14:55:19] Bob [690/746] has challenged mwhahaha [188/868] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from Bob's clock.
[05/17/18 22:55:03] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:34 towards level 74.
[05/18/18 23:30:35] mwhahaha [201/868] has challenged sigmg [698/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:38 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/19/18 20:30:35] Cypher [472/1024] has challenged mwhahaha [488/868] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:02:12 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/19/18 23:39:37] mwhahaha [189/868] has challenged SpikeX [741/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:22 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/20/18 03:44:47] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:26 towards level 74.
[05/20/18 21:27:21] alephnull [369/569] has challenged mwhahaha [226/868] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[05/21/18 05:38:32] mwhahaha misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:37:58 from level 74.
[05/22/18 04:55:40] yano, Morfeus, and Herb_Tarlek [260/1968] have team battled JensRex, Mars, and mwhahaha [1017/2723] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 08:10:01] mwhahaha [212/868] has challenged Roxana [312/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:31 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/26/18 10:53:28] dindinx [604/859] has challenged mwhahaha [607/868] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:42 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/26/18 17:47:19] womblecat, sasaniak, and acolarh [1702/1825] have team battled dwfreed, mwhahaha, and ncarl747 [999/2158] and won! 0 days, 08:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 20:09:11] jp [163/197] has challenged mwhahaha [105/868] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from jp's clock.
[05/26/18 23:15:18] mwhahaha [604/868] has come upon Psilocybe [437/715] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:33:28 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/27/18 02:16:16] Eldoreth, Brainiac, and ruan [703/2579] have team battled elf, Elgo, and mwhahaha [2341/2450] and lost! 5 days, 23:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/18 16:23:03] cirdan [839/948] has come upon mwhahaha [168/868] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:48:29 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/28/18 03:37:37] J [508/688] has come upon mwhahaha [412/868] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:02:54 is removed from J's clock.
[05/28/18 17:12:05] mwhahaha [293/868] has challenged dwfreed [117/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:51 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/28/18 23:45:35] Globalirc, Pici, and KharmaScribbles [2022/2162] have team battled MetaNova, mwhahaha, and dax [2389/2422] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 03:28:27] speedmann, manish17xxx, and CornFly [1847/2683] have team battled mwhahaha, neurospex, and JuanMaestro [1055/2881] and won! 3 days, 01:42:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 09:54:34] mwhahaha has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:44 from level 74.
[05/29/18 20:40:30] mwhahaha [707/868] has come upon loomysh [472/722] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:47:13 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[05/29/18 23:22:51] Iri [367/587] has challenged mwhahaha [190/868] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:23:15 is removed from Iri's clock.
[05/30/18 06:56:14] mwhahaha [234/868] has come upon Psilocybe [613/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:17 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[05/30/18 15:14:11] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:54 from level 74.
[05/30/18 21:51:08] Tenorman [233/1049] has come upon mwhahaha [584/868] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:31:37 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/31/18 09:42:46] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:39 towards level 74.
[06/01/18 02:14:00] Lnk [281/853] has come upon mwhahaha [798/868] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:38:33 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/02/18 05:37:25] mwhahaha [569/928] has challenged JensRex [964/1075] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/02/18 06:50:45] mwhahaha [735/928] has challenged J [610/685] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:07:59 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/02/18 19:14:10] mwhahaha [731/928] has come upon PiotrekD [424/688] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:24:42 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/03/18 11:00:45] SN4T14 [562/808] has challenged mwhahaha [383/928] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:10:36 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[06/04/18 04:53:45] Sundance, kier, and mwhahaha [698/2463] have team battled elbie, SN4T14, and Misza [2545/2803] and lost! 1 day, 10:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 06:07:30] mwhahaha [620/928] has challenged Birdbones [23/1249] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:52:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/05/18 01:38:28] mwhahaha set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:08:41 from level 75.
[06/05/18 10:17:23] mwhahaha [392/928] has challenged soltys [130/583] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:11:54 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/05/18 21:37:15] Xenthys [371/503] has come upon mwhahaha [613/928] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 20:01:43 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/06/18 05:38:19] Leetistan, exa, and mwhahaha [412/2387] have team battled Sharky4, ncarl747, and alephnull [649/1968] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 01:24:16] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:39:54 towards level 75.
[06/07/18 12:34:44] mwhahaha [548/928] has challenged Flonk [533/750] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:13:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/07/18 22:54:09] mwhahaha [657/928] has come upon Lemongrab [313/465] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:39:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/08/18 07:41:36] djm [414/836] has challenged mwhahaha [115/928] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:46:54 is removed from djm's clock.
[06/09/18 02:48:17] khmerboy [373/411] has challenged mwhahaha [408/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:38 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[06/11/18 09:32:15] mwhahaha [850/928] has come upon Yuhno [438/649] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:59:06 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/13/18 00:11:39] jp [257/349] has challenged mwhahaha [401/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to jp's clock.
[06/13/18 17:55:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 22:47:08 toward level 75.
[06/16/18 00:41:30] simple [703/886] has come upon mwhahaha [338/928] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:00:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/16/18 05:37:41] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:23 towards level 75.
[06/16/18 06:48:20] Iri [572/587] has challenged mwhahaha [599/928] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Iri's clock.
[06/16/18 08:07:24] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:47 towards level 75.
[06/17/18 00:26:30] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:23 towards level 75.
[06/17/18 10:34:19] mwhahaha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:48 towards level 75.
[06/17/18 13:30:29] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:37 towards level 75.
[06/18/18 01:04:46] mwhahaha [825/928] has come upon aismallard [68/725] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:43:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/18/18 08:33:43] mwhahaha ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:47 from level 75.
[06/18/18 10:37:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 17:05:46 toward level 75.
[06/18/18 14:10:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 18:15:32 toward level 75.
[06/19/18 08:38:29] mwhahaha broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:00 from level 75.
[06/20/18 19:58:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 1 day, 14:10:44 toward level 75.
[06/21/18 15:10:41] canton7 [807/832] has challenged mwhahaha [300/928] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:23 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/21/18 18:30:56] mwhahaha [570/928] has come upon dclaw123 [541/1026] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:20:27 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/22/18 00:30:25] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:26 towards level 75.
[06/22/18 13:03:03] mwhahaha [583/928] has challenged xayto [133/789] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/22/18 16:52:02] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:42:13 towards level 76.
[06/23/18 17:44:22] Heisenberg, valdur55, and mwhahaha [2705/2755] have team battled Cameron_D, Mateusz, and IndigoTiger [1482/3673] and won! 1 day, 14:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 18:50:05] mwhahaha [914/928] has challenged Mirc0p [476/742] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:56:36 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/24/18 08:22:05] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:51:12 towards level 76.
[06/24/18 13:00:14] mwhahaha [413/928] has come upon hannesenator [821/1132] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:58:29 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/26/18 06:10:30] mwhahaha [821/928] has challenged Roxana [581/942] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:38:51 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/26/18 23:06:37] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:42 towards level 76.
[06/27/18 22:30:37] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:09:09 towards level 76.
[06/28/18 14:07:46] mwhahaha [352/928] has come upon womblecat [427/582] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:28:00 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/28/18 18:30:02] moveax [474/771] has come upon mwhahaha [68/928] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:01:05 is removed from moveax's clock.
[06/29/18 11:00:45] Tenorman, WallIdl, and J [152/2476] have team battled Virtual, vox, and mwhahaha [1420/2718] and lost! 8 days, 18:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 05:37:51] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:33 towards level 76.
[06/30/18 23:08:36] mwhahaha saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:31:24 from level 76.
[07/01/18 02:51:12] Bob [659/754] has challenged mwhahaha [590/928] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:10:40 is removed from Bob's clock.
[07/01/18 04:14:26] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:48:59 towards level 76.
[07/03/18 04:59:12] adamchainz [148/597] has challenged mwhahaha [874/928] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/03/18 08:09:25] mwhahaha misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:18:57 from level 76.
[07/03/18 09:39:06] mwhahaha, Tim, and ilbelkyr [1721/2130] have team battled Axehands, Zaratustra, and bl4ckscor3 [1346/1739] and won! 0 days, 00:06:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 18:18:16] manish17xxx [521/1003] has challenged mwhahaha [882/928] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[07/06/18 05:25:40] mwhahaha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:53:56 from level 76.
[07/07/18 11:12:53] sunri5e, CornFly, and ishanyx [474/2605] have team battled mwhahaha, Mirc0p, and bigjay [730/3002] and lost! 2 days, 01:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 19:54:22] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:13 towards level 76.
[07/08/18 06:58:42] niko [307/607] has come upon mwhahaha [886/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:50:36 is added to niko's clock.
[07/10/18 23:38:50] vox [630/1179] has come upon mwhahaha [182/928] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:09:07 is removed from vox's clock.
[07/11/18 00:14:35] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:12 towards level 76.
[07/11/18 02:52:06] Lnk, Psilocybe, and theemstra [2110/2375] have team battled Zaratustra, rxcomm, and mwhahaha [1088/3042] and won! 1 day, 16:25:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 05:41:07] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:11 towards level 76.
[07/11/18 16:27:40] brendan [990/1458] has come upon mwhahaha [439/928] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:51:01 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/11/18 18:20:39] ruan [709/955] has challenged mwhahaha [464/928] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:27 is removed from ruan's clock.
[07/11/18 23:01:45] mwhahaha [810/928] has come upon sunri5e [544/881] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:50:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/11/18 23:01:45] mwhahaha has dealt sunri5e a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:24:01 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[07/12/18 14:20:45] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:31 towards level 76.
[07/14/18 07:41:55] mwhahaha [542/928] has challenged suterismus [1163/1346] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:33 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/14/18 12:30:29] mwhahaha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:08 from level 76.
[07/14/18 20:13:20] Zoddo, mwhahaha, and valdur55 [1237/2951] have team battled vrillusions, bootdisk, and Maria [2025/2693] and lost! 1 day, 22:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/18 00:56:01] cornfeedhobo [214/270] has challenged mwhahaha [687/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/16/18 02:04:47] sjefen6, Yuhno, and yano [627/2150] have team battled Cameron_D, ilbelkyr, and mwhahaha [461/3452] and won! 0 days, 16:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 01:08:53] Gerdesas [518/602] has come upon mwhahaha [601/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:51 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[07/17/18 20:28:49] simple [3/935] has come upon mwhahaha [280/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:02:42 is added to simple's clock.
[07/17/18 23:22:35] mwhahaha, MadMan, and freeboson [241/2833] have team battled Flonk, LordH, and zankore [1877/2806] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/18 19:35:56] dxtr [325/433] has challenged mwhahaha [324/928] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:03:13 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[07/21/18 07:31:05] elf [912/1123] has come upon mwhahaha [291/928] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/21/18 12:21:29] mwhahaha, meffe, and MJ94 [950/2322] have team battled pfoley, zifnab06, and mordac [1399/2375] and lost! 1 day, 14:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/18 19:27:28] mwhahaha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! mwhahaha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/18 22:18:22] Asara [1057/1286] has challenged mwhahaha [394/918] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/23/18 06:48:32] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:44 towards level 76.
[07/24/18 03:43:25] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:43 towards level 76.
[07/24/18 12:19:02] mwhahaha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:59 from level 76.
[07/24/18 20:00:33] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:35 towards level 76.
[07/25/18 23:18:04] neurospex [360/1186] has challenged mwhahaha [554/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:36:21 is added to neurospex's clock.
[07/26/18 15:23:40] yano [406/698] has challenged mwhahaha [62/918] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:52:27 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/28/18 02:20:50] mwhahaha [700/918] has challenged double [477/875] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:26 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/28/18 17:23:53] Killerkid [765/806] has come upon mwhahaha [637/918] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 22:08:58 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[07/29/18 05:29:40] mwhahaha [507/918] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [148/756] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:06:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/29/18 12:06:11] MrGlass, mwhahaha, and elf [1078/2906] have team battled Maria, lightstalker, and bozo [373/1406] and won! 7 days, 22:08:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/18 01:37:25] KeboDK [881/979] has challenged mwhahaha [151/925] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:08:31 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[07/31/18 17:46:51] jrosmith [602/857] has come upon mwhahaha [303/925] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:37:02 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[08/01/18 12:51:06] tmberg, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1425/2287] have team battled Sharky4, mwhahaha, and elbie [1676/2303] and lost! 8 days, 14:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/18 14:37:26] mwhahaha, Courage, and blizgerg [574/2500] have team battled adamus1red, Eldoreth, and womblecat [1378/1810] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/18 00:30:12] SCSi [3/300] has come upon mwhahaha [220/925] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:53 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/03/18 20:35:04] Tor, eva42, and mwhahaha [1856/3298] have team battled ncarl747, valdur55, and soltys [120/2233] and won! 0 days, 06:01:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/18 16:21:38] Curious_Onion [28/172] has challenged mwhahaha [881/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[08/05/18 15:27:38] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:32:27 towards level 77.
[08/05/18 19:24:32] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:56:04 towards level 77.
[08/05/18 22:30:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 17 days, 15:55:41 toward level 77.
[08/06/18 01:21:59] SCSi [264/335] has challenged mwhahaha [703/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/06/18 12:42:13] mwhahaha [783/925] has challenged TauPan [328/409] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:57:55 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/06/18 18:37:26] KeboDK, sbp, and freeboson [1187/2681] have team battled dindinx, mwhahaha, and vegadark [747/2430] and won! 3 days, 18:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/18 02:38:56] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:13 towards level 77.
[08/08/18 04:34:25] Smith [106/341] has come upon mwhahaha [90/925] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:09:58 is removed from Smith's clock.
[08/08/18 09:14:34] fattrat [481/1183] has come upon mwhahaha [161/925] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:18:08 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/10/18 12:50:00] jrosmith [214/878] has come upon mwhahaha [304/925] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:00:47 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[08/11/18 19:28:25] mwhahaha has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:23 from level 77.
[08/12/18 00:58:46] mwhahaha [811/925] has come upon codedeeply [134/849] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:05:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/12/18 03:36:17] Elgo [190/486] has come upon mwhahaha [68/925] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:34:31 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[08/12/18 23:27:59] Tim, mwhahaha, and Zaratustra [1724/2499] have team battled brendan, ncarl747, and idlerpgww [1840/2816] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 14:36:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 2 days, 00:14:53 toward level 77.
[08/13/18 17:44:41] mwhahaha [715/925] has challenged LukeLR [434/685] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:28 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/13/18 22:42:33] DroppedPepsi [7/8] has challenged mwhahaha [280/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to DroppedPepsi's clock.
[08/13/18 23:46:54] sbp [624/646] has challenged mwhahaha [309/925] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:21:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/14/18 08:50:12] theemstra [170/796] has challenged mwhahaha [368/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:53:15 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/14/18 20:22:40] mordac [983/1121] has come upon mwhahaha [318/925] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:49:05 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/15/18 10:44:03] mwhahaha sharpened the edge of their weapon! mwhahaha's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/18 18:02:13] Zye [265/1201] has challenged mwhahaha [420/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:21:31 is added to Zye's clock.
[08/15/18 19:51:26] mwhahaha [929/955] has challenged SirMonkeybox [60/603] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/16/18 07:56:14] Gerdesas [296/604] has come upon mwhahaha [490/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:17:10 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[08/16/18 12:29:26] mwhahaha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:50:55 from level 78.
[08/16/18 22:06:50] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:19:08 towards level 78.
[08/17/18 06:59:19] mwhahaha [276/955] has challenged DroppedPepsi [325/358] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:22:29 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/17/18 07:08:59] mwhahaha [455/955] has come upon tmberg [257/1015] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:05:06 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/19/18 12:36:32] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:38:12 towards level 78.
[08/20/18 17:51:41] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:08:20 towards level 78.
[08/21/18 00:37:50] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:54 towards level 78.
[08/21/18 00:41:00] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:01 towards level 78.
[08/23/18 01:24:25] mwhahaha [378/955] has challenged pfoley [220/629] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:50:27 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/25/18 00:52:53] theemstra, Tor, and HeavyPodda [1443/2870] have team battled kenyon, mwhahaha, and soltys [2192/2640] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/18 05:55:46] dwfreed [196/464] has come upon mwhahaha [744/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:37:12 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/29/18 09:19:49] mwhahaha [549/955] has come upon vrillusions [479/1296] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:30:12 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/29/18 09:22:22] mwhahaha [501/955] has challenged Zye [445/1201] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:18:10 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/29/18 17:15:52] mwhahaha bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:01 from level 78.
[08/31/18 07:37:32] Zaratustra [338/1149] has challenged mwhahaha [799/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:41:24 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/31/18 11:34:47] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:08 towards level 78.
[09/01/18 07:47:15] gildarts [308/462] has challenged mwhahaha [69/955] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:13:54 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[09/02/18 04:47:00] Mateusz, allo, and borsin [1500/2162] have team battled useless, vox, and mwhahaha [693/2954] and won! 2 days, 07:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 05:03:14] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:54:32 from level 78.
[09/02/18 06:54:32] mwhahaha [63/955] has challenged elbie [608/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:54:48 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/02/18 14:35:15] mwhahaha got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:00:47 from level 78.
[09/02/18 19:09:39] darkmage, freeboson, and Zaratustra [2752/3065] have team battled bootdisk, mwhahaha, and ohnx [289/3000] and won! 0 days, 14:12:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/18 04:27:34] Tim, bootdisk, and mwhahaha [1004/2384] have team battled Nofew, Misza, and apiw [2525/2917] and lost! 1 day, 21:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/18 21:43:33] PiotrekD, max, and crysys [604/2023] have team battled tmberg, simple, and mwhahaha [1765/2903] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 04:26:23] mwhahaha EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:23 from level 78.
[09/08/18 19:45:40] valdur55 [545/899] has challenged mwhahaha [661/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:43:34 is added to valdur55's clock.
[09/09/18 01:20:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:08:23 from level 78.
[09/09/18 12:51:13] xayto [210/789] has challenged mwhahaha [281/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:38 is added to xayto's clock.
[09/10/18 01:10:04] HeavyPodda, dindinx, and Bradicus [1893/2526] have team battled Eldoreth, dclaw123, and mwhahaha [778/2925] and won! 2 days, 05:16:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/18 09:34:05] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:48 from level 78.
[09/11/18 09:52:54] mwhahaha reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! mwhahaha's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/18 21:52:58] mwhahaha burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! mwhahaha's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/18 14:58:02] Roxana [149/1035] has challenged mwhahaha [121/952] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:56:58 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[09/12/18 20:23:17] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:18 towards level 78.
[09/13/18 03:24:18] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:59 towards level 78.
[09/13/18 13:07:50] mwhahaha [776/952] has come upon lipek [197/1239] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:23 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/15/18 12:03:11] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:57 from level 78.
[09/15/18 22:11:08] mwhahaha [11/961] has challenged JuanMaestro [721/901] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/16/18 14:11:56] mwhahaha, Xenthys, and Sundance [1641/2187] have team battled Roxana, Fluttershy, and Zye [1630/3289] and won! 0 days, 12:40:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 14:16:39] mwhahaha [759/961] has come upon mefmef [123/725] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:40:13 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/16/18 16:15:44] mwhahaha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:31:09 from level 79.
[09/16/18 16:31:35] mwhahaha [449/961] has come upon crysys [101/733] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:05:12 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/17/18 09:57:05] mwhahaha [661/961] has come upon Cypher [1087/1153] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:58:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/17/18 16:28:45] mwhahaha [48/961] has come upon dwfreed [169/464] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:20:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/17/18 19:41:48] el [236/917] has come upon mwhahaha [215/961] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:53:54 is removed from el's clock.
[09/20/18 02:16:35] Crazycatlady [529/551] has challenged mwhahaha [804/961] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:46:28 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/20/18 05:17:39] Brady [154/677] has challenged mwhahaha [210/961] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:57:05 is added to Brady's clock.
[09/20/18 15:38:35] mwhahaha got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:52:03 from level 79.
[09/21/18 02:04:49] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:05:37 towards level 79.
[09/22/18 02:33:18] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:47:00 towards level 79.
[09/23/18 08:21:56] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:58:51 towards level 79.
[09/24/18 00:39:46] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:06:26 towards level 79.
[09/25/18 22:07:54] mwhahaha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:01:07 from level 79.
[09/25/18 23:51:38] Lemongrab, suterismus, and grooverider [1722/3619] have team battled mwhahaha, dindinx, and Heisenberg [1063/2432] and won! 3 days, 04:24:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 16:19:31] mordac [160/1135] has challenged mwhahaha [736/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:22:43 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/28/18 01:38:18] mwhahaha was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:56:57 from level 79.
[09/28/18 20:02:33] SpikeX [650/825] has come upon mwhahaha [803/961] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:18:27 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[09/29/18 04:30:34] sparrowhawk [77/205] has challenged mwhahaha [141/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[09/29/18 05:49:40] Heisenberg [136/666] has challenged mwhahaha [461/961] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:36:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/30/18 10:42:43] mwhahaha [382/961] has challenged HeavyPodda [411/977] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:17:53 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[09/30/18 22:46:54] mwhahaha [131/961] has challenged CornFly [670/1202] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:22:45 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/01/18 04:19:14] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:41:39 from level 79.
[10/01/18 08:40:02] shymega [605/623] has come upon mwhahaha [773/961] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:12:41 is added to shymega's clock.
[10/02/18 12:13:11] LukeLR [409/667] has come upon mwhahaha [411/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:36:37 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[10/02/18 18:01:58] mwhahaha [359/961] has challenged ohnx [1012/1045] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:11:17 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/03/18 17:10:04] D.Va [772/792] has challenged mwhahaha [400/961] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:07:53 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[10/03/18 17:37:17] mwhahaha [196/961] has come upon Mithkabob [299/453] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:19:19 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/04/18 14:39:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 13 days, 03:11:43 toward level 79.
[10/04/18 22:07:24] Herb_Tarlek [461/872] has come upon mwhahaha [951/961] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:14 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/05/18 06:07:35] mwhahaha [877/961] has come upon Sixbierehomme [76/449] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:29:35 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/06/18 23:18:08] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:20:25 towards level 79.
[10/08/18 02:36:42] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:14:46 towards level 79.
[10/09/18 09:50:33] suterismus [414/1284] has come upon mwhahaha [85/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:32:47 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/09/18 17:01:15] mwhahaha [196/961] has come upon Psilocybe [34/712] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:46:02 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/10/18 00:06:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:18:28 from level 79.
[10/10/18 13:06:36] mwhahaha [294/961] has challenged x0 [141/372] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:06:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/11/18 14:11:29] mwhahaha burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! mwhahaha's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/18 16:15:46] SirMonkeybox [447/541] has challenged mwhahaha [904/953] in combat and lost! 13 days, 06:57:57 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/12/18 04:33:35] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:50:42 towards level 79.
[10/14/18 03:45:00] Tenorman, Lemelisk, and Andries [528/3088] have team battled mwhahaha, elbie, and zankore [1188/2755] and lost! 9 days, 14:40:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/18 05:17:41] crysys, Pici, and mwhahaha [2567/2826] have team battled Fluttershy, Heisenberg, and max [2366/2369] and won! 0 days, 00:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 04:09:50] pants [897/927] has come upon mwhahaha [151/958] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:30:11 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/15/18 04:41:45] soltys [492/586] has challenged mwhahaha [798/958] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:30:49 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/15/18 14:32:47] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:25:21 towards level 79.
[10/16/18 01:56:26] zankore [664/1073] has come upon mwhahaha [888/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:50:18 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/18/18 04:25:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 10 days, 08:15:18 toward level 79.
[10/18/18 14:06:16] HellSpawn [385/409] has come upon mwhahaha [784/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:56:23 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/19/18 02:47:26] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:44:48 from level 79.
[10/19/18 03:15:24] Taffer [385/454] has come upon mwhahaha [748/958] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:53:20 is added to Taffer's clock.
[10/19/18 08:20:44] mwhahaha, sjefen6, and DrJosh9000 [776/2059] have team battled Bradicus, ToHellWithGA, and elbie [1268/2427] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 13:16:13] mwhahaha [316/958] has challenged bootdisk [655/1204] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:38:00 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/21/18 03:38:36] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:12 towards level 79.
[10/22/18 22:49:02] mwhahaha [609/958] has come upon Lemelisk [536/1258] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:10:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/23/18 04:29:55] mwhahaha [319/958] has come upon sunri5e [440/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:40 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/23/18 20:42:09] aismallard [513/814] has challenged mwhahaha [246/958] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:47:34 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[10/24/18 09:48:53] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:36 towards level 79.
[10/24/18 22:12:18] woonack, Geela, and waffles [507/1727] have team battled mwhahaha, loomysh, and Nistur [1002/2261] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/18 10:06:12] mwhahaha [664/958] has challenged M144 [34/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:46:14 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/25/18 15:07:59] mwhahaha [663/958] has challenged psycho [182/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:50 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/27/18 10:17:24] mwhahaha, Yuhno, and Ttech [1670/3331] have team battled irix, pfoley, and Flonk [1405/2548] and won! 0 days, 01:37:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 16:45:27] mwhahaha [631/958] has challenged psycho [302/353] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:26:12 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/27/18 23:09:09] waffles [279/496] has come upon mwhahaha [103/958] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:31:53 is removed from waffles's clock.
[10/30/18 14:34:17] mwhahaha has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:41:21 from level 80.
[10/30/18 18:26:42] Roxana, Misza, and M144 [734/2998] have team battled vox, mwhahaha, and brycec [2743/3405] and lost! 2 days, 19:26:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 21:18:28] mwhahaha, dax, Zye, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/18 19:40:01] dax, Brady, and mwhahaha [1648/2485] have team battled Nofew, sigmg, and Emar [396/2094] and won! 1 day, 12:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/18 01:38:19] yano, idlerpgww, and mordac [199/2510] have team battled mwhahaha, Asara, and IdleMaster [1690/3080] and lost! 0 days, 20:02:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/18 08:12:50] Tenorman, mwhahaha, and Brainiac [2025/2747] have team battled brycec, waffles, and sunri5e [881/2922] and won! 5 days, 14:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/18 11:36:47] alephnull [139/593] has come upon mwhahaha [870/966] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:36 is added to alephnull's clock.
[11/04/18 01:09:30] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:39:40 from level 80.
[11/04/18 05:14:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 2 days, 19:26:04 toward level 80.
[11/04/18 17:12:01] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:11:51 from level 80.
[11/04/18 21:38:08] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:36:30 towards level 80.
[11/07/18 13:47:34] Andries, soltys, and fattrat [721/2545] have team battled rxcomm, mwhahaha, and Lnk [1802/2898] and lost! 2 days, 13:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/18 21:07:57] FSM [144/426] has challenged mwhahaha [142/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:30:09 is removed from FSM's clock.
[11/09/18 17:12:21] Khorne [907/1058] has challenged mwhahaha [263/975] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:52:19 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[11/09/18 17:34:10] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:12:50 towards level 80.
[11/10/18 08:15:40] Tor [1054/1106] has challenged mwhahaha [507/975] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:53:12 is removed from Tor's clock.
[11/11/18 16:22:27] simple [661/1106] has challenged mwhahaha [444/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:42:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/18 13:53:36] zid, Gizmokid2005, and M144 [2389/2552] have team battled apiw, LukeLR, and mwhahaha [2131/2413] and won! 0 days, 05:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 04:29:54] mwhahaha [473/975] has come upon D.Va [376/773] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:33:44 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/13/18 10:43:21] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:37 towards level 80.
[11/13/18 19:49:19] womblecat [127/613] has come upon mwhahaha [460/975] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:04:36 is added to womblecat's clock.
[11/15/18 11:13:43] mwhahaha [252/975] has come upon canton7 [95/728] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:38:14 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/15/18 12:14:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 9 days, 19:05:24 toward level 80.
[11/15/18 17:06:05] mwhahaha [217/975] has come upon popey [104/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:27:09 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/16/18 22:51:03] SCSi [98/522] has challenged mwhahaha [40/975] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:37:03 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/17/18 08:51:00] mwhahaha [230/975] has come upon ToHellWithGA [49/954] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:07:04 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/18/18 15:18:44] mwhahaha, TimWolla, and CornFly [1715/3017] have team battled Ttech, nickware, and acolarh [1755/3283] and lost! 0 days, 08:43:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 23:31:00] Milquetoast [413/965] has come upon mwhahaha [962/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:58:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/18 11:34:03] mwhahaha, bigjay, and LukeLR [1086/3058] have team battled HeavyPodda, AngryParsley, and suterismus [1596/3418] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/18 16:05:33] mwhahaha [814/975] has challenged ishanyx [98/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:44 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/20/18 04:12:51] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:41 towards level 80.
[11/20/18 14:23:59] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:27 towards level 80.
[11/20/18 18:30:47] mwhahaha [439/975] has challenged Beavis [460/1053] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:00:14 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/20/18 19:02:57] mwhahaha, Eldoreth, and elf [3074/3135] have team battled Lemelisk, MJ94, and L [1490/2263] and won! 1 day, 20:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 10:36:31] mwhahaha got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:44:42 from level 81.
[11/21/18 14:07:35] psycho, max, and crudd [508/1826] have team battled mordac, mwhahaha, and FSM [2418/2703] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 15:50:45] mwhahaha [684/975] has come upon Fluttershy [984/1044] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:50:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/22/18 21:23:01] mwhahaha [155/975] has challenged bp [9/563] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:39:15 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/23/18 12:26:16] mwhahaha [92/975] has challenged popey [182/374] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:28:42 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/24/18 09:59:02] mwhahaha, canton7, ruan, and crudd have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/18 06:36:16] blizgerg [941/1231] has come upon mwhahaha [416/975] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:44:56 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/26/18 13:20:18] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:00:28 towards level 81.
[11/26/18 16:32:02] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:29:39 towards level 81.
[11/27/18 08:47:09] Lemelisk [730/1292] has challenged mwhahaha [197/975] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:15:16 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[11/27/18 22:44:34] mwhahaha [648/975] has come upon kork [98/359] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:15:12 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/27/18 22:45:52] mwhahaha [296/975] has come upon kork [295/359] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:23:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/28/18 06:52:16] mwhahaha [223/975] has challenged soltys [87/725] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:20:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/28/18 07:03:35] mistaEvO8 [198/303] has challenged mwhahaha [642/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[11/28/18 09:04:17] L [287/316] has challenged mwhahaha [34/975] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from L's clock.
[11/29/18 00:12:33] mwhahaha set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:22:37 from level 81.
[11/29/18 13:28:23] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:56:18 towards level 81.
[11/30/18 03:30:04] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:17 towards level 81.
[12/01/18 02:12:38] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:50 towards level 81.
[12/01/18 18:32:36] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:03 towards level 81.
[12/01/18 20:22:31] Ratigan [5/16] has challenged mwhahaha [132/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/01/18 22:46:32] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:30 towards level 81.
[12/02/18 02:01:48] shadw [15/18] has challenged mwhahaha [259/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to shadw's clock.
[12/02/18 19:14:58] waffles [142/538] has come upon mwhahaha [436/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:11 is added to waffles's clock.
[12/02/18 19:18:08] Birdbones [143/1314] has come upon mwhahaha [414/975] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:43:14 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/03/18 21:22:56] Asara [907/1478] has challenged mwhahaha [722/975] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:48:38 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/03/18 21:33:55] grooverider [896/1389] has come upon mwhahaha [829/975] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:53:00 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[12/04/18 16:36:30] mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and ruan [2199/2641] have team battled kenyon, brendan, and TimWolla [3339/3733] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/18 19:33:16] IdleMaster, sjums_the_great, and Ratigan [1352/1484] have team battled mwhahaha, Cameron_D, and lipek [2530/3816] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 06:16:10] Khorne [630/1058] has challenged mwhahaha [51/975] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[12/08/18 08:47:32] mwhahaha [293/975] has challenged Heisenberg [609/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:34:32 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/18 06:22:02] Herb_Tarlek [797/887] has come upon mwhahaha [390/975] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:27:11 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/09/18 06:22:02] Herb_Tarlek has dealt mwhahaha a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:34:41 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/09/18 15:11:12] Majak [278/476] has come upon mwhahaha [149/975] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:08:14 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/11/18 02:18:08] mwhahaha, csc2ya, and Majak [1120/1866] have team battled KeboDK, agrajag, and MetaNova [2670/3059] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/18 10:02:59] mwhahaha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:13 towards level 81.
[12/11/18 12:05:18] Beavis [994/1064] has challenged mwhahaha [582/949] in combat and won! 19 days, 11:47:24 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[12/11/18 23:51:36] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:31 towards level 81.
[12/12/18 03:28:44] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:17 towards level 81.
[12/12/18 23:13:32] mwhahaha [909/949] has challenged RBecker [83/828] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:26:29 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/15/18 07:25:09] suterismus [948/1306] has come upon mwhahaha [303/949] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:35:13 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/15/18 13:07:58] osannatas [640/791] has challenged mwhahaha [483/949] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:20 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[12/16/18 15:13:54] Xenofex [175/613] has challenged mwhahaha [353/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:48 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[12/16/18 20:25:41] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:50 towards level 81.
[12/16/18 22:56:22] FSM, SirMonkeybox, and elf [855/2310] have team battled mwhahaha, Killerkid, and HeavyPodda [1093/3037] and lost! 1 day, 16:41:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/18 02:29:16] mwhahaha [797/949] has challenged Fluttershy [965/1053] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:12:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/18/18 11:24:02] mwhahaha [110/949] has challenged zankore [1032/1057] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:21:10 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/21/18 19:11:06] ohnx [249/819] has come upon mwhahaha [546/949] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:09:20 is added to ohnx's clock.
[12/21/18 22:09:47] Khorne [415/1052] has come upon mwhahaha [553/949] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:35:41 is added to Khorne's clock.
[12/22/18 01:37:52] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:13:06 towards level 82.
[12/22/18 03:42:54] mwhahaha, womblecat, and xayto [963/2363] have team battled bobvador, popey, and brendan [599/2536] and won! 3 days, 16:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/18 14:02:50] brendan, bootdisk, and mwhahaha [1410/3587] have team battled popey, lagertonne, and SpikeX [788/1922] and won! 1 day, 05:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/18 08:47:13] Flonk [304/917] has come upon mwhahaha [698/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:42 is added to Flonk's clock.
[12/26/18 03:43:29] mwhahaha, Ratigan, and tmberg [894/2304] have team battled Fluttershy, Everyman, and ilbelkyr [1510/2740] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/18 19:26:52] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:18:41 towards level 82.
[12/27/18 03:13:50] mwhahaha [432/949] has challenged strife [240/335] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:10:30 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/27/18 21:36:57] ilbelkyr, mwhahaha, and dwfreed [1743/2359] have team battled PiotrekD, hannesenator, and buksi [729/2546] and won! 2 days, 11:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/18 10:21:52] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:16:12 towards level 82.
[12/28/18 21:04:14] Nistur [296/793] has come upon mwhahaha [800/949] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:37:52 is added to Nistur's clock.
[12/28/18 21:04:20] Nistur [146/793] has come upon mwhahaha [586/949] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:13:13 is added to Nistur's clock.
[01/01/19 23:43:27] brycec [523/1202] has come upon mwhahaha [625/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:18:20 is added to brycec's clock.
[01/03/19 00:49:29] gildarts, mwhahaha, and Lnk [2175/2301] have team battled LordH, tspange, and Yuhno [679/2576] and won! 3 days, 15:10:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 00:52:26] PiotrekD [345/709] has challenged mwhahaha [541/949] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:30 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[01/03/19 07:33:46] Bradicus [59/798] has challenged mwhahaha [905/949] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[01/05/19 16:24:33] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:45:57 from level 82.
[01/06/19 02:32:31] Xenofex, RedW, and mordac [1071/2974] have team battled BagelBites, mwhahaha, and Heisenberg [795/2190] and won! 0 days, 01:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 16:35:57] pfoley, pixelate, and JuanMaestro [537/2041] have team battled Mateusz, mwhahaha, and kork [340/2361] and won! 2 days, 23:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 16:08:08] mwhahaha, IdleMaster, and fattrat [1012/2990] have team battled Flonk, AbacusAvenger, and niko [329/2402] and won! 2 days, 14:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 18:08:12] mwhahaha [54/955] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [226/517] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:20:39 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/17/19 09:40:08] Curious_Onion [365/668] has come upon mwhahaha [518/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:49 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[01/18/19 01:38:26] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:18 towards level 82.
[01/18/19 18:24:22] nickware [538/971] has challenged mwhahaha [937/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:13 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/19/19 18:56:34] neurospex [536/1197] has come upon mwhahaha [904/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:25:08 is added to neurospex's clock.
[01/20/19 09:17:05] mwhahaha [252/955] has challenged mustek [848/1122] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:51:02 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/20/19 09:43:11] mwhahaha [653/955] has come upon SirMonkeybox [137/534] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:30:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/21/19 01:20:40] m0shbear [213/931] has challenged mwhahaha [258/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:31 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[01/21/19 03:34:57] spillere, kork, and xayto [714/1717] have team battled ToHellWithGA, rxcomm, and mwhahaha [2212/2934] and lost! 3 days, 04:30:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/19 01:03:43] mwhahaha [487/955] has come upon tmberg [163/1043] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:29:55 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/26/19 07:49:47] mwhahaha [813/955] has challenged KeboDK [181/1069] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:52:44 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/27/19 08:55:28] mwhahaha [786/955] has challenged MJ94 [682/708] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:55:57 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/28/19 09:52:02] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:38 towards level 82.
[01/28/19 11:05:35] brycec [967/1206] has come upon mwhahaha [875/955] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:51:19 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/28/19 14:02:02] mwhahaha [641/955] has challenged Tenorman [713/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:04:11 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/30/19 02:20:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 7 days, 00:41:34 toward level 82.
[01/30/19 04:43:28] Kuntilanak [26/177] has challenged mwhahaha [818/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Kuntilanak's clock.
[01/30/19 18:55:14] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:14 towards level 82.
[02/01/19 00:21:12] grooverider [508/1385] has challenged mwhahaha [130/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:04:17 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[02/01/19 12:34:54] himuraken, simple, and mwhahaha [716/3044] have team battled bebbet, Zythan, and HeavyPodda [1647/2114] and lost! 0 days, 09:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 21:53:09] mwhahaha, mustek, and crudd [159/2949] have team battled Sundance, Sam, and himuraken [2216/2327] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/19 00:26:45] kork [165/375] has challenged mwhahaha [744/955] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:23:30 is added to kork's clock.
[02/03/19 00:20:31] jbroome [438/469] has come upon mwhahaha [390/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:10:28 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[02/04/19 07:48:46] mwhahaha [446/955] has challenged Atan [668/779] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/04/19 10:28:15] Misza [270/1220] has challenged mwhahaha [568/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:01 is added to Misza's clock.
[02/05/19 21:36:36] dax [308/622] has challenged mwhahaha [559/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:24:22 is added to dax's clock.
[02/06/19 01:16:04] autist, WereSquirrel, and mwhahaha [1029/1808] have team battled MetaNova, xonic, and dclaw123 [1704/2146] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 22:42:40] mwhahaha [114/955] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [597/879] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:09:00 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/07/19 05:15:29] mwhahaha [7/955] has come upon IndigoTiger [336/914] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:12:58 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/07/19 05:28:56] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:38:19 towards level 83.
[02/07/19 05:50:19] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:38:45 towards level 83.
[02/07/19 06:29:07] elf, Misza, and tmberg [962/3447] have team battled mustek, Heisenberg, and mwhahaha [2018/2805] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 11:47:11] freeboson, Kuntilanak, and mwhahaha [666/2174] have team battled zygren, Globalirc, and Beavis [763/2340] and lost! 0 days, 05:41:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/19 00:47:55] mwhahaha [103/955] has come upon TimWolla [732/1156] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:30:36 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/10/19 03:00:57] mwhahaha [597/955] has challenged Andries [297/767] in combat and won! 19 days, 13:55:43 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/10/19 19:32:52] Nuae [55/410] has challenged mwhahaha [921/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Nuae's clock.
[02/11/19 02:13:53] mwhahaha, dclaw123, and RBecker [2014/2781] have team battled vegadark, aismallard, and PiotrekD [518/2182] and won! 1 day, 20:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 20:38:11] Killerkid, Zythan, and mwhahaha [1358/2566] have team battled x0, crudd, and TauPan [771/1728] and won! 3 days, 12:05:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 22:02:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 42 days, 11:32:26 toward level 83.
[02/13/19 12:34:03] pfoley, mwhahaha, and Cameron_D [1697/3232] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, crysys, and MetaNova [702/1954] and won! 2 days, 20:44:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 13:28:38] woonack [473/493] has come upon mwhahaha [453/955] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:55:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/14/19 00:19:22] mwhahaha [669/955] has challenged aismallard [463/742] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:52 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/14/19 04:20:15] mwhahaha [326/955] has challenged SCSi [42/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:07:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/14/19 14:33:52] DrJosh9000 [539/558] has come upon mwhahaha [189/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:37:53 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[02/14/19 17:06:54] M144 [383/797] has come upon mwhahaha [824/955] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:22:58 is added to M144's clock.
[02/15/19 09:38:04] lagertonne, Heisenberg, and Pici [2113/2580] have team battled Asara, jbroome, and mwhahaha [2749/2804] and lost! 3 days, 22:02:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/19 17:11:28] zhalla [38/354] has challenged mwhahaha [246/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to zhalla's clock.
[02/18/19 07:42:58] Globalirc [574/794] has challenged mwhahaha [893/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:02:11 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[02/19/19 02:47:22] mwhahaha [187/955] has challenged irix [437/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/19/19 05:10:06] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:39 towards level 83.
[02/19/19 13:48:17] mwhahaha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:27 towards level 83.
[02/19/19 14:06:17] wMw [290/378] has challenged mwhahaha [548/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to wMw's clock.
[02/20/19 01:18:09] mwhahaha [288/955] has come upon aismallard [730/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/21/19 05:53:44] blizgerg [557/1306] has come upon mwhahaha [638/955] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:10:45 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[02/22/19 00:20:40] mwhahaha [338/956] has challenged alephnull [188/787] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[02/22/19 10:05:39] m0shbear [219/936] has challenged mwhahaha [186/956] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:04:14 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[02/22/19 19:07:46] crudd [47/867] has challenged mwhahaha [670/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:21 is added to crudd's clock.
[02/23/19 04:24:57] Crazycatlady, m0shbear, and freeboson [17/2501] have team battled mwhahaha, blizgerg, and blabber [2138/2669] and lost! 5 days, 20:23:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 08:28:28] mistaEvO8, grooverider, and MJ94 [2243/2607] have team battled mwhahaha, M144, and Eldoreth [1801/2762] and won! 1 day, 20:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 01:27:51] IndigoTiger, mwhahaha, and darkmage [685/3022] have team battled allo, Killerkid, and crysys [2493/2518] and lost! 0 days, 07:50:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 03:46:52] Vurt [49/242] has challenged mwhahaha [526/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Vurt's clock.
[02/25/19 15:03:38] bootdisk, LordH, and HeavyPodda [1829/3472] have team battled skarlso, Lnk, and mwhahaha [1795/2152] and won! 11 days, 05:04:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 23:07:56] PiotrekD [613/745] has come upon mwhahaha [713/956] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:06:26 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[02/26/19 13:30:50] mwhahaha [219/956] has challenged Ttech [1009/1710] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:18:49 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/27/19 01:21:29] sigmg, dindinx, and mwhahaha [1421/2681] have team battled sbp, Asara, and Misza [2332/3278] and lost! 1 day, 02:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/19 16:42:23] Milquetoast [4/1006] has challenged mwhahaha [3/956] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:12:18 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[03/01/19 08:45:58] mwhahaha [761/956] has challenged Vroomfondel [10/633] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:35:14 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/01/19 13:38:22] Psilocybe, mwhahaha, and brycec [2690/2891] have team battled damyan, vox, and LordH [1887/3195] and won! 10 days, 09:01:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 22:12:15] autist, mwhahaha, and Reilly [385/1795] have team battled moaz, ncarl747, and pfoley [136/1807] and won! 0 days, 11:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 04:36:48] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:30 towards level 84.
[06/25/19 05:49:30] gdm [272/410] has challenged mwhahaha [778/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to gdm's clock.
[06/25/19 14:48:54] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:53 towards level 84.
[06/26/19 02:22:23] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:15 towards level 84.
[06/26/19 04:04:11] Sharky4 [78/810] has challenged mwhahaha [616/956] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[06/26/19 07:29:05] yano [28/488] has challenged mwhahaha [94/956] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:16:31 is added to yano's clock.
[06/28/19 00:38:05] mwhahaha [181/956] has challenged tspange [438/785] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:44:49 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/28/19 11:26:23] mwhahaha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:29:29 towards level 84.
[06/28/19 15:41:22] himuraken [542/977] has challenged mwhahaha [597/956] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:00:17 is added to himuraken's clock.
[06/29/19 18:54:22] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:07:30 towards level 84.
[07/01/19 16:32:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 04:40:16 from level 84.
[07/01/19 23:20:30] mwhahaha, Brainiac, and xmj [1457/2016] have team battled el, KeboDK, and MadMan [1830/2806] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 05:59:51] mwhahaha [310/956] has challenged Sundance [134/574] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:48:26 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/04/19 15:57:40] Atan [597/756] has come upon mwhahaha [554/956] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:44:18 is removed from Atan's clock.
[07/04/19 20:37:39] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:16 towards level 84.
[07/05/19 07:15:47] mwhahaha [879/956] has challenged Tor [534/1265] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:50:39 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/06/19 07:21:21] mwhahaha [441/956] has challenged ishanyx [457/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:55:11 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/07/19 07:52:34] mwhahaha, Antium, and buksi [301/2345] have team battled pants, Majak, and pixelate [1143/2252] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 13:38:31] mwhahaha [143/956] has challenged dax [445/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:24:29 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/09/19 17:23:42] Zyphyr, Zaratustra, and mwhahaha [322/2542] have team battled Elgo, Ratigan, and AncalagonThBlack [576/2177] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/19 22:45:16] mwhahaha [24/956] has come upon bebbet [24/566] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:50:59 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/10/19 14:10:29] blabber, wMw, and mwhahaha [1046/2179] have team battled dwfreed, zid, and Euph0ria [31/2157] and won! 0 days, 01:46:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 01:14:04] Varjatticus [12/265] has challenged mwhahaha [666/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[07/14/19 18:44:48] MaryMaid, Globalirc, and MadMan [440/2496] have team battled mwhahaha, bisco, and CornFly [1006/2913] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/19 14:48:42] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:38 towards level 84.
[07/15/19 15:54:40] mwhahaha, Mateusz, and MaryMaid [2440/2474] have team battled chauffer, Xenofex, and IdleMaster [1362/2047] and won! 0 days, 18:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 01:48:43] brendan, Jay_of_Delucia, and mwhahaha [389/2792] have team battled ToHellWithGA, max, and Crazycatlady [625/2661] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/19 03:38:00] mwhahaha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:29:30 from level 84.
[07/17/19 05:10:17] IdleMaster [245/733] has come upon mwhahaha [849/956] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 22:50:11 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/17/19 17:04:33] mwhahaha [620/956] has come upon dclaw123 [304/1042] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:18:58 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/18/19 22:29:40] CoarseHorse, dayman, and Ironhoof [767/2362] have team battled ishanyx, mwhahaha, and brendan [714/3053] and won! 0 days, 11:09:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 11:23:33] bigjay, zid, and petrichor [2848/3787] have team battled mwhahaha, MaryMaid, and ohnx [1469/2200] and won! 0 days, 07:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 05:46:53] mwhahaha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:13 from level 84.
[07/24/19 10:56:45] mwhahaha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:51:53 from level 84.
[07/24/19 18:20:47] Mateusz, Antium, and tspange [1190/2811] have team battled mwhahaha, Xenofex, and ishanyx [2043/2600] and lost! 3 days, 08:49:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/19 02:14:11] SlowRiot, Lemelisk, and sunri5e [2550/3419] have team battled Mars, TimWolla, and mwhahaha [1411/3063] and won! 3 days, 12:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 10:25:06] ilbelkyr, IllusiveMan_, and mwhahaha [2079/2658] have team battled Mateusz, skarlso, and Herb_Tarlek [638/2435] and won! 0 days, 09:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 11:44:19] mwhahaha [674/956] has come upon MrGlass [837/867] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:27 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/26/19 00:00:25] Antium [689/944] has come upon mwhahaha [755/956] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:29:15 is added to Antium's clock.
[07/26/19 02:55:58] mwhahaha [455/956] has come upon Lemongrab [250/1026] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:56:45 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/27/19 01:17:32] mwhahaha [292/985] has challenged Xenofex [787/850] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:20:57 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/28/19 17:11:54] Everyman [478/755] has come upon mwhahaha [292/985] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 20:12:43 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[07/28/19 23:21:41] mwhahaha [201/985] has challenged yano [144/503] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:36:32 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/29/19 03:18:23] mwhahaha [654/985] has come upon theZoMBiE [124/452] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:33:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/29/19 09:27:20] djm [51/1006] has come upon mwhahaha [534/985] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:58:27 is added to djm's clock.
[07/30/19 09:16:22] Zyphyr [436/553] has challenged mwhahaha [136/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:27:43 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[08/02/19 12:25:25] mwhahaha EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:06:49 from level 85.
[08/03/19 00:49:12] mwhahaha [577/985] has challenged himuraken [252/977] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:55:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/03/19 20:42:44] mwhahaha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:11:11 from level 85.
[08/05/19 10:56:00] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:54:09 towards level 85.
[08/05/19 17:03:07] mwhahaha [261/985] has challenged zankore [823/1036] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:54:47 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/06/19 13:38:43] mwhahaha, sheu, and crudd [593/2360] have team battled Everyman, kork, and CornFly [1787/2259] and lost! 0 days, 22:52:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/19 20:36:52] Velyn [50/299] has come upon mwhahaha [201/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:14:39 is added to Velyn's clock.
[08/08/19 18:19:12] Lemelisk [870/1345] has challenged mwhahaha [587/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:15 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[08/09/19 04:05:07] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:49:19 towards level 85.
[08/10/19 00:21:56] Syloq, mwhahaha, and Misza [1014/2914] have team battled Antium, dartainus, and allo [361/2124] and won! 0 days, 13:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/19 00:04:06] mwhahaha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:31:53 from level 85.
[08/12/19 19:05:12] mwhahaha, Atan, and zid [1857/2771] have team battled sparrowhawk, Bradicus, and max [261/2271] and won! 5 days, 00:36:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/19 20:48:43] Brainiac, crudd, and mwhahaha [2451/2544] have team battled Khorne, TheDeadlyDandy, and bookworm [372/2106] and won! 0 days, 12:25:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/19 00:18:27] IdleMaster [653/738] has come upon mwhahaha [791/985] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:27:06 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/14/19 07:48:07] Lnk [889/999] has challenged mwhahaha [512/985] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:59:26 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/15/19 05:45:19] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:39:59 from level 85.
[08/17/19 19:38:32] mwhahaha [221/985] has come upon Ttech [1804/1920] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:55:19 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/18/19 10:09:10] mwhahaha [696/985] has challenged himuraken [168/977] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:54:45 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/18/19 23:04:16] JuanMaestro [174/890] has come upon mwhahaha [51/985] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:34:47 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[08/19/19 21:18:31] mwhahaha [258/985] has come upon snek [558/648] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:41:42 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/21/19 23:51:23] autist, Syloq, and mwhahaha [1805/2493] have team battled freeboson, himuraken, and snek [2185/2276] and lost! 0 days, 10:40:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/19 00:55:20] blabber [412/748] has come upon mwhahaha [955/985] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:30:39 is added to blabber's clock.
[10/15/19 12:17:05] Milquetoast, mwhahaha, and brendan [985/3351] have team battled SCSi, Reilly, and pollo [266/2128] and won! 3 days, 20:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/19 22:30:09] mwhahaha stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:51 towards level 85.
[10/18/19 02:05:07] himuraken, The_Joker, and elf [958/2660] have team battled pants, djm, and mwhahaha [1003/3166] and lost! 1 day, 15:34:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/19 11:45:27] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:48 towards level 85.
[10/19/19 13:22:16] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:20 towards level 85.
[10/19/19 17:20:54] damyan, Everyman, and mwhahaha [618/3001] have team battled phraktyl, Sharky4, and Misza [683/3041] and lost! 1 day, 13:40:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/19 04:21:09] jvoisin, Eldoreth, and mwhahaha [1236/2949] have team battled Asara, MiddlewareMonkey, and Agent86 [816/2757] and won! 1 day, 16:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 20:47:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:37:05 from level 85.
[10/21/19 04:16:27] mwhahaha [686/985] has come upon pollo [527/945] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:00 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/21/19 04:59:51] dindinx [381/832] has challenged mwhahaha [332/985] in combat and won! 19 days, 13:38:13 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[10/22/19 01:07:21] mwhahaha [669/985] has challenged rxcomm [269/1309] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:01:26 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/22/19 12:04:55] mwhahaha [383/985] has come upon Fluttershy [224/1090] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:30:39 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/22/19 19:59:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 12:23:21 toward level 85.
[10/22/19 23:25:37] FSM [281/783] has come upon mwhahaha [526/985] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:33:07 is added to FSM's clock.
[10/23/19 12:07:32] mwhahaha was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:30 from level 85.
[10/24/19 08:23:15] yano, SlowRiot, and pixelate [614/1960] have team battled mwhahaha, lipek, and el [730/3377] and lost! 4 days, 10:15:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/19 15:59:44] BagelBites [97/708] has come upon mwhahaha [252/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:55:47 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[10/24/19 21:23:20] LukeLR [204/794] has challenged mwhahaha [489/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:40 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[10/24/19 22:13:20] Andries [73/522] has come upon mwhahaha [285/985] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:53:43 is added to Andries's clock.
[10/25/19 05:32:52] bobvador, womblecat, and sbp [222/1837] have team battled Lnk, mwhahaha, and Birdbones [1716/3365] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/19 12:28:08] mwhahaha [902/985] has challenged D.Va [120/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[10/25/19 20:07:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 43 days, 12:07:39 toward level 86.
[10/26/19 05:56:34] mwhahaha [352/985] has come upon himuraken [969/984] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:08:33 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/26/19 22:16:16] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:38:31 from level 86.
[10/27/19 09:44:21] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:43 towards level 86.
[10/27/19 17:09:03] mwhahaha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:11 from level 86.
[10/28/19 03:24:07] canton7 [441/1060] has come upon mwhahaha [263/985] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 09:03:52 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/28/19 04:33:06] mwhahaha, Nechayev, Fluttershy, and niko have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/19 13:15:38] mwhahaha [42/985] has challenged niko [529/810] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:01:39 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[10/28/19 13:55:56] KeboDK [678/696] has come upon mwhahaha [563/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:06:20 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[10/28/19 22:17:43] jvoisin [111/735] has challenged mwhahaha [723/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:16:06 is added to jvoisin's clock.
[10/30/19 01:24:09] waifu [892/1109] has challenged mwhahaha [746/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/30/19 04:24:51] mwhahaha [980/985] has challenged SCSi [581/710] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:44:09 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/03/19 08:05:51] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:31 towards level 86.
[11/03/19 12:13:36] Brutus [50/135] has challenged mwhahaha [498/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to Brutus's clock.
[11/04/19 00:26:55] holloway, grooverider, and TheDeadlyDandy [2543/3255] have team battled Sharky4, mwhahaha, and brycec [3021/3276] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/19 16:47:13] mwhahaha grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:35 towards level 86.
[11/04/19 22:29:19] wMw, Lemelisk, and efertone [1708/2797] have team battled Kropotkin, holloway, and mwhahaha [2329/2996] and lost! 0 days, 16:59:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/19 12:54:48] mwhahaha, buyoq, and Andries [1690/1909] have team battled soltys, bookworm, and sjums_the_great [143/1764] and won! 0 days, 12:52:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 01:57:36] TauPan [252/401] has come upon mwhahaha [685/985] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 13:41:57 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/06/19 16:56:15] TimWolla, mwhahaha, and LukeLR [314/2728] have team battled buyoq, kork, and allo [821/1501] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/19 20:52:37] mwhahaha [775/985] has come upon dartainus [359/600] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:09 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/07/19 22:09:47] mwhahaha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:52 from level 86.
[11/08/19 18:42:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 15:19:22 toward level 86.
[11/09/19 12:41:17] mwhahaha [859/985] has challenged el [534/1014] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:56:58 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/09/19 13:23:14] DrJosh9000 [262/588] has challenged mwhahaha [925/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:05:22 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/10/19 08:13:46] bootdisk [588/658] has come upon mwhahaha [420/985] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:53:03 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[11/10/19 10:54:34] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:49:10 towards level 87.
[11/11/19 06:40:14] bigjay, Chuck, and mwhahaha [3022/3267] have team battled zid, brendan, and kork [2314/2697] and won! 0 days, 17:25:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 12:59:11] mwhahaha, bootdisk, and damyan [659/2910] have team battled sc_, lavamind, and xayto [1723/2058] and lost! 4 days, 16:56:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/19 19:58:18] csc2ya [467/469] has come upon mwhahaha [438/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:45 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[11/13/19 03:57:51] The_Joker, wMw, and csssuf [509/2045] have team battled mwhahaha, sjums_the_great, and Tenorman [971/2659] and lost! 2 days, 01:05:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/19 07:27:45] Pauwelz [65/135] has challenged mwhahaha [125/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/14/19 11:50:51] mwhahaha [437/985] has challenged sc_ [332/573] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:45:45 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/14/19 23:33:55] mwhahaha misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:20:08 from level 87.
[11/15/19 00:53:58] LukeLR [780/794] has challenged mwhahaha [870/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:26:05 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[11/18/19 19:11:21] BagelBites [414/711] has challenged mwhahaha [233/985] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:34:45 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[11/18/19 20:38:06] mwhahaha sharpened the edge of their weapon! mwhahaha's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/19 08:14:49] mwhahaha [376/1018] has challenged loomysh [92/902] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:08:33 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/19/19 12:36:51] mwhahaha, Varjatticus, and WallIdl [862/1910] have team battled Lnk, suterismus, and vegadark [1288/3084] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/19 15:37:18] mwhahaha, Desspugne, and CoolManChris [1928/2148] have team battled Zyphyr, MJ94, and Jay_of_Delucia [905/1780] and won! 0 days, 01:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 05:51:54] mwhahaha, Jay_of_Delucia, and tmberg [2941/3324] have team battled TimWolla, Milquetoast, and Elgo [1882/2625] and won! 1 day, 04:22:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 06:25:32] Eldoreth [98/1249] has challenged mwhahaha [638/1018] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:01:15 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[11/21/19 09:18:22] Khorne [663/1051] has come upon mwhahaha [827/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:50:26 is added to Khorne's clock.
[11/22/19 01:35:05] D.Va [170/794] has come upon mwhahaha [284/1018] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:11:48 is added to D.Va's clock.
[11/22/19 02:39:18] djm [708/1002] has come upon mwhahaha [778/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:39 is added to djm's clock.
[11/22/19 12:34:55] mwhahaha [787/1018] has challenged dwfreed [295/780] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:09:42 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/23/19 16:23:34] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:21:29 towards level 87.
[11/24/19 20:27:13] buyoq [301/547] has challenged mwhahaha [511/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:09:21 is added to buyoq's clock.
[11/25/19 20:52:51] mwhahaha [57/1018] has come upon tmberg [948/1680] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:17:28 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[11/26/19 22:59:15] mwhahaha [1005/1018] has come upon brycec [454/1156] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:21:14 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[11/28/19 20:51:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed mwhahaha with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 08:13:00 from level 87.
[11/29/19 09:58:24] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:57:25 from level 87.
[11/29/19 16:17:31] TheDeadlyDandy [101/727] has come upon mwhahaha [698/1018] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:03:36 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[11/29/19 16:17:38] TheDeadlyDandy [254/727] has come upon mwhahaha [525/1018] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:11:13 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[11/30/19 20:28:44] mwhahaha [843/1018] has challenged sc_ [319/573] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:28:43 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/01/19 05:36:48] mwhahaha was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:33:33 from level 87.
[12/03/19 02:57:21] mwhahaha [893/1018] has come upon unicron [442/794] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:56:16 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/03/19 14:14:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 4 days, 20:51:52 toward level 87.
[12/03/19 20:42:00] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:46 towards level 87.
[12/04/19 11:50:37] MaryMaid [436/635] has challenged mwhahaha [715/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:18:15 is added to MaryMaid's clock.
[12/04/19 18:40:11] kenyon, mwhahaha, and Xenofex [1975/3033] have team battled SlowRiot, khmerboy, and Susumurata [796/2090] and won! 0 days, 03:56:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 20:01:29] mwhahaha [442/1018] has come upon buksi [614/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:56:52 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/05/19 14:12:50] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:12 towards level 87.
[12/05/19 21:59:29] mwhahaha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:46 towards level 87.
[12/07/19 03:46:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 2 days, 17:26:15 toward level 87.
[12/07/19 13:16:45] mwhahaha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:03 towards level 87.
[12/09/19 11:50:44] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:44 towards level 87.
[12/09/19 15:36:19] dax [414/578] has come upon mwhahaha [515/1018] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:09:17 is added to dax's clock.
[12/10/19 05:40:23] Xenofex [715/845] has come upon mwhahaha [740/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:40:18 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[12/10/19 09:53:54] Tenorman [501/1216] has come upon mwhahaha [257/1018] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:14:37 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/10/19 12:21:28] mwhahaha [668/1018] has challenged KH405 [307/538] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:09:50 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/11/19 19:02:17] M144, mwhahaha, and Misza [233/3190] have team battled CornFly, fattrat, and SlowRiot [855/3272] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 21:17:56] pants [986/1260] has challenged mwhahaha [102/1018] in combat and won! 20 days, 09:47:49 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/12/19 21:28:05] elbie [267/964] has challenged mwhahaha [377/1018] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:46:11 is added to elbie's clock.
[12/13/19 08:29:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 46 days, 08:36:34 toward level 88.
[12/14/19 00:02:44] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:25:50 towards level 88.
[12/14/19 06:00:40] i3d [142/191] has challenged mwhahaha [726/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to i3d's clock.
[12/15/19 05:28:44] mwhahaha [254/1018] has come upon Agent86 [183/660] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:33:17 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/15/19 12:48:44] mwhahaha [714/1018] has come upon gdm [316/637] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:12:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/17/19 20:21:54] mwhahaha [0/1018] has come upon petrichor [8/1206] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:18 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/18/19 17:31:31] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:08 towards level 88.
[12/20/19 12:36:47] mwhahaha [2/1018] has challenged Zythan [308/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:53 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/21/19 16:28:57] h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and algernon [1299/2450] have team battled mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and theZoMBiE [1360/2222] and lost! 2 days, 08:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/19 01:03:52] ncarl747, SlowRiot, and ishanyx [2010/2508] have team battled Syloq, mwhahaha, and vegadark [1889/2444] and won! 1 day, 05:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 17:21:24] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:15 towards level 88.
[12/25/19 13:56:04] sbp, mwhahaha, and MiddlewareMonkey [176/2545] have team battled suterismus, Khorne, and neurospex [3650/3807] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 21:48:16] GipsyPureGold [299/629] has come upon mwhahaha [389/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:04:45 is added to GipsyPureGold's clock.
[12/27/19 10:49:25] mwhahaha [257/1018] has challenged MrGlass [551/876] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:03:04 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/27/19 15:59:29] sheu [50/576] has come upon mwhahaha [747/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:14:52 is added to sheu's clock.
[12/27/19 15:59:53] sheu [306/576] has come upon mwhahaha [101/1018] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:03:14 is removed from sheu's clock.
[12/28/19 18:21:06] Scornn [243/823] has challenged mwhahaha [346/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:19:56 is added to Scornn's clock.
[12/29/19 18:50:06] jjasghar [26/179] has challenged mwhahaha [29/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[12/30/19 11:01:03] SlimeDiamond [260/275] has come upon mwhahaha [365/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to SlimeDiamond's clock.
[12/30/19 14:55:52] mwhahaha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 10:50:14 from level 89.
[12/31/19 19:11:24] mwhahaha misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 13:32:48 from level 89.
[12/31/19 19:40:15] suterismus [1113/1411] has challenged mwhahaha [683/1018] in combat and won! 22 days, 11:31:14 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/01/20 10:16:05] mwhahaha [445/1018] has come upon ishanyx [512/735] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 19:17:21 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/01/20 20:43:37] dclaw123 [915/1087] has challenged mwhahaha [155/1018] in combat and won! 14 days, 17:33:29 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[01/02/20 10:44:06] AbacusAvenger, theZoMBiE, and Sharky4 [2074/2476] have team battled Susumurata, pixelate, and mwhahaha [1125/1980] and won! 3 days, 13:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 14:54:22] mwhahaha was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 03:36:03 from level 89.
[01/04/20 05:32:02] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:28:42 towards level 89.
[01/04/20 07:22:53] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:55:58 towards level 89.
[01/05/20 07:30:08] mwhahaha [882/1018] has come upon AngryParsley [165/1159] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 02:32:40 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/05/20 09:03:04] mwhahaha [529/1018] has challenged Majak [477/811] in combat and won! 21 days, 10:37:38 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/05/20 15:46:33] inittab, Roxana, and HeavyPodda [720/2731] have team battled mwhahaha, popey, and zankore [1677/2479] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 04:16:37] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:02:21 towards level 89.
[01/09/20 18:38:37] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:22:39 towards level 89.
[01/10/20 16:50:58] Reilly, sjefen6, and bootdisk [231/1828] have team battled mwhahaha, Majak, and snek [1528/2537] and lost! 4 days, 18:12:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 21:17:46] jvoisin [399/863] has come upon mwhahaha [23/1018] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:41:47 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[01/14/20 02:56:14] mwhahaha [1002/1018] has challenged GipsyPureGold [648/660] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:27:17 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/15/20 11:53:04] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:21:45 from level 89.
[01/17/20 02:48:03] jayvee [231/332] has come upon mwhahaha [860/1018] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:41 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/17/20 03:09:29] mwhahaha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:30:54 towards level 89.
[01/17/20 16:17:40] AncalagonThBlack [494/787] has challenged mwhahaha [772/1018] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:17:22 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[01/18/20 08:13:29] mwhahaha [901/1018] has come upon MrGlass [823/900] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:28:49 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/23/20 18:26:12] maligned [222/261] has challenged mwhahaha [963/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to maligned's clock.
[01/23/20 21:54:15] mwhahaha [10/1018] has challenged Eiam [604/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:40:34 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[01/24/20 02:11:56] mwhahaha [957/1018] has come upon efertone [419/467] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:43:17 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/24/20 07:46:37] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:03 towards level 89.
[01/24/20 22:27:06] Atan, autist, and sheu [2000/2230] have team battled jayvee, Neo, and mwhahaha [310/1859] and won! 0 days, 11:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 02:15:51] bisco [106/1036] has come upon mwhahaha [136/1018] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:03:40 is added to bisco's clock.
[01/26/20 21:30:13] simple [942/1030] has challenged mwhahaha [283/1018] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:09:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/20 13:31:13] RBecker [143/858] has challenged mwhahaha [45/1018] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:45:38 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[01/27/20 18:00:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 6 days, 08:30:00 toward level 89.
[01/28/20 02:17:46] Roxana [419/1223] has challenged mwhahaha [626/1018] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:21:09 is added to Roxana's clock.
[01/28/20 05:18:31] mwhahaha [415/1018] has challenged autist [404/926] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:45:57 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[01/28/20 05:18:31] mwhahaha has dealt autist a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:42:49 is added to autist's clock.
[02/07/20 02:52:11] mwhahaha [205/1018] has come upon tmberg [1313/1548] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:38:43 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[02/07/20 16:52:32] mwhahaha got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:51:19 from level 89.
[02/07/20 22:53:34] brendan [1050/1354] has come upon mwhahaha [477/1018] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 14:38:18 is removed from brendan's clock.
[02/08/20 01:32:45] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:08:44 towards level 89.
[02/08/20 05:53:27] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:46 towards level 89.
[02/08/20 11:10:53] Xenthys [625/752] has come upon mwhahaha [325/1018] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:17:14 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[02/28/20 19:46:35] mwhahaha ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:48:21 from level 89.
[02/29/20 07:21:04] mwhahaha was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:15:46 from level 89.
[03/01/20 06:21:54] mwhahaha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:18 towards level 89.
[03/01/20 11:37:51] mwhahaha [88/1018] has challenged FSM [722/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:24 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/03/20 02:46:29] mwhahaha [272/1018] has come upon Zyphyr [202/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:10:28 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/06/20 00:46:24] phraktyl, jayvee, and Everyman [620/2197] have team battled mwhahaha, bisco, and Mateusz [13/3301] and won! 2 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 08:32:57] xayto, meskio, and Pici [1461/2968] have team battled Pontuzz, GunMan, and mwhahaha [979/1732] and won! 6 days, 11:44:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 09:55:58] mwhahaha [312/1018] has come upon Chuck [205/771] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:57:04 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/09/20 14:56:13] Kronos [43/527] has come upon mwhahaha [810/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:00:13 is added to Kronos's clock.
[06/09/20 19:54:58] mwhahaha was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:26:42 towards level 89.
[06/10/20 23:07:22] Psilocybe [763/769] has come upon mwhahaha [99/1018] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:01:11 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[06/10/20 23:07:55] Psilocybe [88/769] has come upon mwhahaha [811/1018] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:25:31 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/14/20 14:33:17] mwhahaha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:49:21 from level 89.
[06/14/20 16:46:08] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:41 towards level 89.
[06/15/20 04:37:04] mwhahaha [378/1018] has challenged Atan [635/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:14:30 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/16/20 05:11:06] mwhahaha [238/1018] has come upon Agent86 [560/1089] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:08:35 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/16/20 10:38:42] aismallard, PiotrekD, and PlasmaStar [1717/2649] have team battled mwhahaha, dwfreed, and Yuhno [1578/2529] and won! 2 days, 20:24:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/20 21:47:27] mwhahaha [143/1018] has challenged CodeB [395/465] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:50:57 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/17/20 20:59:31] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:10 towards level 89.
[06/19/20 12:18:45] HeavyPodda, aismallard, and Birdbones [256/3257] have team battled Scornn, mwhahaha, and Asara [2160/2700] and lost! 2 days, 09:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/20 13:40:59] mwhahaha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:13 towards level 89.
[06/19/20 21:23:06] petrichor [1066/1229] has come upon mwhahaha [583/1018] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:57:17 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[06/20/20 14:52:25] mwhahaha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:28:22 towards level 89.
[06/21/20 06:02:28] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:42:54 towards level 89.
[06/21/20 06:05:43] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:38:18 towards level 89.
[06/21/20 06:33:20] mwhahaha, shymega, and blizgerg [2191/3045] have team battled Yuhno, waifu, and jnerulax [2085/2226] and won! 1 day, 03:22:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 14:57:30] mwhahaha [327/1018] has come upon bigtrees [314/397] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:07:07 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/21/20 23:03:11] mwhahaha misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:58:23 from level 89.
[06/22/20 01:17:39] mwhahaha [121/1018] has challenged Tratos [653/994] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:49:02 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/23/20 02:06:32] himuraken, ohnx, and IdleMaster [2079/2568] have team battled dwfreed, Birdbones, and mwhahaha [1656/3155] and won! 7 days, 21:30:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/20 09:29:24] shymega, mwhahaha, and Kveikur [1952/1993] have team battled dindinx, tms, and nawcom [1634/1862] and won! 0 days, 06:10:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/20 16:29:37] mwhahaha discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:10 towards level 89.
[06/26/20 12:01:14] mwhahaha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:09 towards level 89.
[06/26/20 16:17:45] mwhahaha, Milquetoast, and FSM [1824/2795] have team battled astropoint, Heisenberg, and Scar3cr0w [46/2912] and won! 0 days, 02:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 23:07:45] mwhahaha [70/1018] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [373/850] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:34:06 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[06/30/20 17:08:27] rustybicycle [335/805] has challenged mwhahaha [658/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:50:19 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[07/05/20 05:22:45] apiw [554/853] has challenged mwhahaha [831/1028] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:45:49 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/05/20 09:23:38] blabber [445/883] has challenged mwhahaha [117/1028] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:49:09 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/05/20 11:33:25] mwhahaha [345/1028] has come upon lavamind [317/798] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:49:17 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/09/20 11:48:03] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:27 towards level 89.
[07/22/20 20:25:11] CornFly, lakwatsero, and Reilly [1355/2116] have team battled Forud, mwhahaha, and elf [2350/3276] and lost! 3 days, 13:57:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/20 11:01:29] mwhahaha fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! mwhahaha's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/20 21:42:30] mwhahaha [600/1017] has come upon Beavis [998/1132] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:58:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/23/20 23:06:45] mwhahaha [748/1017] has challenged Syloq [199/905] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:35:57 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/24/20 13:10:13] mwhahaha [964/1017] has challenged pants [699/1327] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:33:03 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/24/20 23:12:40] mwhahaha [667/1017] has challenged Lnk [870/1111] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:58:33 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[07/31/20 13:24:42] jjasghar, womblecat, and inittab [340/1930] have team battled mwhahaha, Psilocybe, and Syloq [2407/2709] and lost! 1 day, 11:19:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/20 19:53:28] Elgo [567/924] has challenged mwhahaha [722/1017] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:00:31 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/03/20 01:57:29] mwhahaha, elbie, Antium, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/20 10:13:59] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:36 towards level 89.
[08/04/20 12:14:57] mwhahaha [876/1017] has challenged Khorne [235/788] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:55:18 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/04/20 17:06:33] mwhahaha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:43 towards level 89.
[08/06/20 13:40:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 0 days, 02:42:33 toward level 89.
[08/06/20 22:06:41] mwhahaha [47/1017] has come upon djm [278/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:51 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/07/20 19:31:53] mwhahaha [428/1018] has challenged xayto [708/788] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:26:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/08/20 00:34:24] mwhahaha [172/1018] has come upon Asara [853/906] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 07:38:48 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/08/20 08:33:23] mwhahaha [668/1018] has come upon jstg [265/1006] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 23:54:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/09/20 03:27:08] mwhahaha invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:15:46 towards level 90.
[08/09/20 11:12:06] MadMan, SirMonkeybox, and algernon [1575/2713] have team battled zbe, GunMan, and mwhahaha [1347/2190] and won! 1 day, 17:18:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 17:46:05] mwhahaha [56/1018] has challenged MadHatter [456/705] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:42:55 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/10/20 07:49:31] mwhahaha [747/1018] has challenged Nistur [398/842] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:32:54 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/11/20 04:57:00] mwhahaha [530/1018] has challenged idlerpgww [580/768] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:26:55 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/11/20 16:23:48] mwhahaha, KindOne, and Misza [2078/2713] have team battled Sharky4, kenyon, and aismallard [2605/3664] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/20 02:12:08] mwhahaha, crysys, and fattrat [1057/3029] have team battled Syloq, sheu, and Tratos [93/2606] and won! 0 days, 03:19:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 09:09:20] mwhahaha [77/1018] has challenged allo [571/737] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:02:18 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/14/20 01:43:36] mwhahaha learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:22:00 towards level 90.
[08/14/20 13:37:18] Frogging101, Vic, and Tratos [118/2386] have team battled blackroot, Pici, and mwhahaha [1682/2592] and lost! 0 days, 10:01:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/20 23:32:15] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:10:38 towards level 90.
[08/15/20 10:25:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 42 days, 18:05:39 toward level 90.
[08/16/20 09:59:00] mwhahaha, MadMan, and tris [2519/2955] have team battled StalkR, Misza, and Nistur [1577/2795] and won! 1 day, 02:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/20 02:55:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 2 days, 04:36:36 toward level 90.
[08/17/20 07:48:04] mwhahaha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:21 towards level 90.
[08/17/20 09:31:41] mwhahaha [406/1018] has challenged zbe [338/742] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:53:19 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/18/20 06:02:15] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:59 towards level 90.
[08/18/20 19:18:32] parkaman [507/790] has come upon mwhahaha [300/1018] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:11:30 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[08/19/20 03:43:50] Scornn, Birdbones, and bookworm [871/2667] have team battled maligned, Tor, and mwhahaha [1137/2785] and lost! 1 day, 03:22:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 04:22:09] Geela, zbe, and Milquetoast [1381/2568] have team battled mwhahaha, gdm, and Syloq [1860/2702] and lost! 3 days, 08:52:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 11:23:27] mwhahaha [770/1018] has come upon sunri5e [40/1050] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:18:58 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/20/20 02:10:56] mwhahaha [50/1018] has come upon sunri5e [163/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:11:31 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[08/20/20 10:14:28] mwhahaha set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:38 from level 90.
[08/21/20 01:51:39] mwhahaha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:24 towards level 90.
[08/21/20 17:55:12] tmberg, mwhahaha, and StalkR [2692/3066] have team battled borsin, sheu, and cirdan [1718/2222] and won! 1 day, 06:20:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 18:32:49] Ttech, PlasmaStar, and ohnx [1081/3537] have team battled sjefen6, mwhahaha, and brycec [256/2870] and won! 0 days, 13:46:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/20 22:03:33] mwhahaha [689/1018] has challenged h00k [610/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:04 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[08/23/20 10:05:18] scumola, blizgerg, and mwhahaha [2007/2761] have team battled zbe, Altair, and StalkR [786/1674] and won! 0 days, 12:19:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 08:32:14] mwhahaha [618/1025] has challenged doalim [55/251] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:23:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/05/20 00:23:00] Mateusz, GeneralZod, and brendan [2106/3202] have team battled mwhahaha, rxcomm, and StalkR [2303/2831] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 00:26:41] mwhahaha [512/1025] has come upon MrGlass [425/907] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 04:56:24 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/05/20 08:40:44] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:12:10 towards level 91.
[09/06/20 06:50:44] Globalirc, mwhahaha, rxcomm, and Scar3cr0w have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/20 12:26:30] Varjatticus [202/376] has come upon mwhahaha [678/1025] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:51:54 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/07/20 01:33:23] AngryParsley [170/1189] has challenged mwhahaha [871/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:24 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[09/08/20 14:18:44] womblecat [193/1082] has challenged mwhahaha [110/1025] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:16:50 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[09/09/20 07:47:49] mwhahaha [150/1025] has challenged doalim [41/314] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:08 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/09/20 09:28:26] mwhahaha [826/1025] has come upon tccki [398/456] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:43:05 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/09/20 10:38:17] Misza [792/1445] has come upon mwhahaha [486/1025] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:48:16 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/09/20 17:11:40] MetaNova [12/1018] has come upon mwhahaha [390/1025] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:46:43 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/10/20 16:15:04] Fluttershy [37/1244] has come upon mwhahaha [521/1025] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:46:31 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/11/20 13:30:56] mwhahaha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:40 towards level 91.
[09/11/20 21:53:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried mwhahaha 8 days, 03:48:49 toward level 91.
[09/12/20 22:39:38] SirMonkeybox, mwhahaha, and JensRex [1276/2818] have team battled Odin, ToHellWithGA, and buksi [1894/2477] and lost! 2 days, 19:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/20 17:39:43] mwhahaha was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:00:47 from level 91.
[09/14/20 07:33:59] feek [108/547] has come upon mwhahaha [649/1025] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:56:16 is added to feek's clock.
[09/14/20 07:45:23] jjasghar [401/538] has come upon mwhahaha [25/1025] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:05:27 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[09/16/20 11:34:55] mwhahaha [742/1025] has challenged Chuck [654/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:33:31 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/18/20 05:06:52] mwhahaha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:57 towards level 91.
[09/19/20 09:53:20] mwhahaha [261/1025] has challenged KindOne [221/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:43 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/19/20 12:54:06] StalkR [270/522] has challenged mwhahaha [955/1025] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:13:55 is added to StalkR's clock.
[09/19/20 16:55:09] Beavis [410/1178] has challenged mwhahaha [818/1025] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:11:17 is added to Beavis's clock.
[09/21/20 17:07:56] mwhahaha [796/1025] has challenged anderson [75/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[09/22/20 06:21:49] mwhahaha was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:30 from level 91.
[09/22/20 12:20:58] mwhahaha bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:36 towards level 91.
[03/15/21 08:52:14] Tenorman [1287/1302] has come upon mwhahaha [729/1025] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:57:34 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/15/21 18:34:33] suterismus, Lnk, and mwhahaha [576/3778] have team battled blizgerg, anderson, and bookworm [38/2622] and won! 0 days, 14:56:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 11:14:42] Asara [529/790] has challenged mwhahaha [147/1025] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:56:11 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/16/21 23:55:15] mwhahaha, Roxana, damyan, and zbe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/21 14:43:33] Heisenberg, mwhahaha, and simple [1778/3004] have team battled Milquetoast, TimWolla, and dwfreed [629/2931] and won! 1 day, 19:51:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 01:23:19] bookworm [32/462] has challenged mwhahaha [1017/1025] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:29:28 is added to bookworm's clock.
[03/18/21 06:04:45] Khorne [256/911] has come upon mwhahaha [502/1025] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:07:27 is added to Khorne's clock.
[03/19/21 12:53:35] mwhahaha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:01 towards level 91.
[03/20/21 04:56:37] mwhahaha found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:34 towards level 91.
[03/20/21 18:14:31] mwhahaha, LukeLR, and canton7 [1590/3156] have team battled petrichor, djm, and Crazycatlady [2599/2977] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/21 00:25:39] mwhahaha, irix, bigtrees, and el have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/21 02:19:28] Orphic [422/448] has come upon mwhahaha [549/1025] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:49:14 is added to Orphic's clock.
[03/22/21 21:07:36] mwhahaha misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:24 from level 91.
[03/23/21 06:49:01] Milquetoast, mwhahaha, and Nofew [917/2926] have team battled lipek, Bkid, and ecko [1714/2464] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/21 23:55:00] mwhahaha [353/1025] has challenged golgy [374/940] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:14:12 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/24/21 12:20:03] mwhahaha slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mwhahaha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/21 20:44:45] mwhahaha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:23:23 towards level 92.