Player Info

User: sartan
Class: Cisco Certified Cat Herder
Admin?: No
Level: 66
Next level: 12 days, 21:07:20
Status: Offline
Host: sartan!~sartan@unaffiliated/sartan
Account Created: Sun Mar 17 20:10:25 2013
Last login: Mon May 10 17:44:31 2021
Total time idled: 478 days, 08:15:58
Current position: [114,146]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 135 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 288 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 48
gloves: 61
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 32
ring: 63 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 75
tunic: 64
weapon: 212 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1044

Penalties

kick: 7 days, 00:00:00
logout: None
mesg: 9 days, 06:31:56
nick: 0 days, 08:58:48
part: None
quest: 63 days, 19:52:28
quit: 80 days, 20:18:17

total: 161 days, 07:41:29

Character Modifiers

[03/18/13 02:19:02] sartan [6/66] has challenged kork [30/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/18/13 05:53:41] sartan [39/90] has challenged Hydrogenum [245/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/18/13 16:41:05] sartan [34/146] has challenged Charris [306/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/19/13 02:32:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 0 days, 00:51:09 toward level 23.
[03/19/13 14:34:05] sartan [111/178] has challenged brendan [32/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/19/13 19:59:05] bigjay, BlastHardcheese, and sartan [135/1427] have team battled suiside, Str1ngS, and dxrt [247/3003] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/13 21:05:16] sartan [147/215] has challenged Charris [41/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/20/13 03:29:19] sartan [123/215] has challenged tmberg [277/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/20/13 13:23:19] sartan [156/234] has challenged meep [57/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/20/13 23:03:56] sartan [151/244] has challenged dpk [11/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/21/13 09:55:14] sartan [112/244] has challenged Lukas_Adler [79/136] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/21/13 09:55:14] In the fierce battle, Lukas_Adler dropped his level 15 amulet! sartan picks it up, tossing his old level 0 amulet to Lukas_Adler.
[03/21/13 23:13:40] sartan [248/260] has challenged Hans.Wurst [35/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/22/13 09:15:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:25:26 from level 32.
[03/22/13 15:55:33] sartan [38/277] has challenged dxrt [151/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/23/13 13:06:17] sartan [10/277] has challenged DemosDemon [131/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/24/13 13:13:32] sartan [237/282] has challenged kenyon [464/1000] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/24/13 15:51:01] Darius [129/596] has challenged sartan [80/282] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:15 is removed from Darius's clock.
[03/24/13 22:44:23] Grim, Loreley, and sartan [1672/1716] have team battled Unsub, PriceChild, and Gerardon [1203/1814] and won! 0 days, 04:06:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/13 00:56:26] Wolf [388/820] has come upon sartan [248/282] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:56:32 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[03/25/13 01:12:33] NN2k [70/433] has come upon sartan [241/282] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:03 is added to NN2k's clock.
[03/25/13 15:08:33] sartan [55/282] has challenged ryushe [141/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/26/13 23:35:56] sartan [27/291] has challenged Unsub [116/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/27/13 14:21:28] jmaugue, sartan, and benonsoftware [536/934] have team battled Trienish, lipek, and Oldiesmann [695/1903] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/13 04:52:40] sabu [27/66] has challenged sartan [7/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:20 is removed from sabu's clock.
[03/28/13 13:09:12] sartan [103/308] has challenged joshz [348/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/29/13 15:43:04] sartan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:12 from level 38.
[03/29/13 20:55:42] jack [270/282] has challenged sartan [178/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from jack's clock.
[03/30/13 00:18:39] BlastHardcheese [334/545] has come upon sartan [123/308] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:00:10 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[03/30/13 10:27:25] sartan [234/308] has challenged BlastHardcheese [160/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/30/13 13:07:14] marc-etienne [345/394] has challenged sartan [146/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from marc-etienne's clock.
[03/31/13 02:24:51] code_slinger, truffles, and sartan [1148/1804] have team battled JoseeAntonioR, dpk, and devnullcon [186/1230] and won! 0 days, 04:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/13 21:39:21] sartan [64/316] has challenged angelos [248/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/01/13 07:38:09] sartan [31/316] has come upon rmbell.the.great [533/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:31 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/01/13 14:39:36] Smoovious [312/728] has challenged sartan [35/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:44 is removed from Smoovious's clock.
[04/03/13 10:36:47] Sheudecai, Valkor, and Hydrogenum [2238/2253] have team battled sartan, Oldiesmann, and Majak [1073/1244] and won! 0 days, 14:51:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 12:41:05] sartan [115/316] has challenged bairyn [112/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/04/13 23:22:02] sartan [158/316] has come upon Kabaka [527/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:46:02 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/05/13 07:57:55] sartan [63/316] has come upon Grim [69/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:50 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/08/13 01:45:46] sartan [186/316] has challenged zero_one [248/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/09/13 06:59:57] filinep [98/365] has challenged sartan [27/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from filinep's clock.
[04/09/13 12:32:18] Hydrogenum [520/878] has come upon sartan [130/316] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:51:04 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[04/09/13 13:14:40] Plasmastar [491/683] has come upon sartan [218/316] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:28:14 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[04/11/13 09:00:15] sartan [108/322] has challenged Neal [117/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/12/13 07:52:38] Prometheus, sartan, Reaper, and NN2k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/13 20:45:45] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:53 towards level 43.
[04/14/13 01:41:44] sartan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:44 from level 43.
[04/14/13 11:32:52] sartan [160/322] has challenged kork [4/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/14/13 20:19:01] sartan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:36:14 from level 44.
[04/15/13 01:32:12] D4CH_RPi [144/207] has challenged sartan [248/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to D4CH_RPi's clock.
[04/15/13 22:25:48] DeLorean, Majak, and heqs [1169/1500] have team battled tmberg, naori, and sartan [293/1618] and won! 0 days, 23:03:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/13 17:18:14] avocado [221/665] has challenged sartan [292/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:30 is added to avocado's clock.
[04/16/13 17:55:38] Ttech, D4CH_RPi, and sartan [670/1726] have team battled rasputo, sasaniak, and preflex [545/1717] and won! 0 days, 02:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/13 12:21:24] sartan [178/322] has come upon Jeran [92/356] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:33 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/17/13 17:36:56] Hori [133/210] has challenged sartan [16/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from Hori's clock.
[04/17/13 20:23:22] sartan [145/323] has challenged ahmiq [293/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/18/13 09:29:29] Oldiesmann [432/491] has challenged sartan [118/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:24 is removed from Oldiesmann's clock.
[04/19/13 02:46:27] joshz [228/476] has come upon sartan [262/323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:19 is added to joshz's clock.
[04/19/13 10:16:40] sartan burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sartan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/13 15:54:00] sartan [229/319] has come upon Oldiesmann [230/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:54 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/23/13 01:34:04] sartan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:15 towards level 45.
[04/23/13 01:56:49] sartan [223/339] has challenged neuro [771/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/23/13 11:36:33] sartan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:28 from level 46.
[04/23/13 22:43:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 1 day, 04:47:53 toward level 46.
[04/24/13 01:32:53] idisjunction [100/504] has challenged sartan [313/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/24/13 07:10:27] woonack [1061/1221] has come upon sartan [159/339] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:31:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/24/13 09:56:04] Gerardon [333/594] has come upon sartan [128/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:33 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[04/24/13 12:21:03] Hewn [202/242] has come upon sartan [141/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:23 is removed from Hewn's clock.
[04/24/13 12:21:03] Hewn [0/242] has come upon sartan [2/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to Hewn's clock.
[04/24/13 22:13:51] sartan [321/339] has challenged seisgatos [293/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:58 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/25/13 02:53:43] blizgerg [184/690] has come upon sartan [70/339] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:21:42 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[04/25/13 14:46:13] sartan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:11 towards level 46.
[04/26/13 12:24:32] KindOne [401/430] has challenged sartan [70/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:01:22 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[04/27/13 23:54:20] sartan [344/375] has challenged MetaNova [159/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/28/13 04:36:19] sartan [122/375] has challenged paysties [28/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:46:56 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/28/13 05:08:13] idisjunction [431/504] has come upon sartan [354/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:06 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/28/13 14:22:07] spiffytech [296/589] has come upon sartan [341/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:54 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[04/28/13 18:40:00] sartan [102/375] has challenged kenyon [192/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:30 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/29/13 10:49:07] sartan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:17 towards level 47.
[04/29/13 18:20:27] nikoJ, jmaugue, and desspugne [1216/1648] have team battled SpamMage, sartan, and tmberg [598/1659] and won! 0 days, 12:18:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/13 04:47:38] sartan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:41 towards level 47.
[05/01/13 16:08:55] sartan, Quix0te, bigjay, and ruan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/13 20:45:28] sartan found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:24 towards level 47.
[05/01/13 23:53:16] sartan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:39 from level 47.
[05/02/13 07:05:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 0 days, 00:59:46 toward level 47.
[05/02/13 08:35:18] sartan [88/375] has challenged Birdbones [529/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/02/13 11:52:33] UndyingShadow [119/308] has come upon sartan [263/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:43 is added to UndyingShadow's clock.
[05/02/13 22:16:42] lolwut [22/267] has challenged sartan [212/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to lolwut's clock.
[06/15/13 09:08:52] Prometheus [76/783] has challenged sartan [362/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:42 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[06/16/13 15:55:20] brendan [397/422] has come upon sartan [60/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:41 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/18/13 08:14:08] truffles [557/614] has challenged sartan [140/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from truffles's clock.
[06/30/13 06:52:02] sartan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:55 towards level 48.
[06/30/13 12:41:12] sartan [2/375] has come upon pehden [40/62] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:55 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/30/13 17:52:12] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:23 towards level 48.
[06/30/13 18:05:48] sartan [161/375] has come upon Yankee [262/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:43 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/30/13 23:53:04] sartan [333/375] has come upon bairyn [310/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:46 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/02/13 02:43:02] sartan [160/395] has challenged JonesBy [79/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/02/13 03:58:35] sartan [167/395] has challenged truffles [559/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:55 is added to sartan's clock.
[07/03/13 22:59:28] sartan, Beavis, and Killerkid [238/1734] have team battled Scar3cr0w, RLabs, and charitwo [1259/1371] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/13 02:08:31] sartan [273/395] has challenged NessaDoom [77/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:02:33 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/05/13 09:54:30] sartan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:20 towards level 49.
[07/05/13 11:11:01] Birdbones [424/677] has come upon sartan [162/395] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:24:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[07/05/13 17:02:14] Tenorman [59/715] has challenged sartan [26/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:37 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/05/13 18:50:44] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:36 towards level 49.
[07/06/13 01:03:42] sartan [58/395] has challenged truffles [311/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:13 is added to sartan's clock.
[07/06/13 04:37:29] sartan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:18 towards level 49.
[07/07/13 04:24:33] brendan, pehden, and grooverider [1033/1402] have team battled sartan, johnthebear, and Tenorman [420/1657] and won! 0 days, 03:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/13 23:15:43] Huxley [145/160] has come upon sartan [315/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:09 is added to Huxley's clock.
[07/08/13 02:41:53] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:26 towards level 49.
[07/08/13 07:07:34] sartan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:35 towards level 49.
[07/09/13 02:58:31] sartan [389/395] has come upon Prometheus [785/793] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:54:53 is added to sartan's clock.
[07/12/13 02:56:14] idleOne [64/831] has come upon sartan [271/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:25:34 is added to idleOne's clock.
[07/12/13 13:23:21] sartan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:18 towards level 49.
[07/12/13 14:03:53] sartan, DeLorean, and nyrednek [1278/1467] have team battled BachePorro, vegadark, and brendan [922/1708] and won! 0 days, 00:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/13 21:45:53] sartan [549/570] has challenged forks [132/572] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:15 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/12/13 22:24:51] dav1d [148/199] has come upon sartan [530/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:37 is added to dav1d's clock.
[07/13/13 10:32:20] sartan [495/570] has challenged Cameron_D [216/964] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:29:23 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/13/13 13:22:20] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:35 towards level 50.
[07/14/13 08:34:38] SpamMage, dav1d, and LordFella [1291/1658] have team battled Sheudecai, Hans.Wurst, and sartan [156/1472] and won! 0 days, 02:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/13 08:37:14] Skidel [258/414] has challenged sartan [31/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:54 is removed from Skidel's clock.
[07/15/13 12:43:24] sartan [294/570] has challenged kork [72/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:27:48 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/16/13 06:34:03] Kyle [48/391] has challenged sartan [568/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Kyle's clock.
[07/16/13 20:53:13] Str1ngS, tmberg, and SpamMage [1038/1940] have team battled Majak, maybeHere, and sartan [547/1453] and won! 0 days, 21:59:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/13 07:41:42] sartan [244/570] has challenged vegadark [550/900] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to sartan's clock.
[07/19/13 16:56:22] sartan [205/570] has come upon Spazturtle [19/465] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:38:46 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/19/13 16:57:13] sartan [93/570] has come upon SeySayux [149/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:31:30 is added to sartan's clock.
[07/20/13 20:06:54] sartan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:43 towards level 51.
[07/21/13 03:08:19] Iuz [476/891] has come upon sartan [36/570] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:26:06 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[07/22/13 19:24:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 5 days, 09:17:05 toward level 51.
[07/23/13 20:58:59] Majak [172/445] has come upon sartan [270/570] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:46:10 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/24/13 11:32:18] Reaper [844/860] has challenged sartan [212/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:11:13 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[07/25/13 01:29:33] UndyingShadow [309/467] has come upon sartan [531/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:51 is added to UndyingShadow's clock.
[07/25/13 03:25:57] woonack, ryushe, and Neal [1263/2359] have team battled Sparticus, Majak, and sartan [1493/1875] and lost! 0 days, 14:44:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/13 13:38:09] sartan [436/570] has challenged seisgatos [90/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:54 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/25/13 21:48:27] iViLe, sartan, and Babar [436/1912] have team battled Jeran, Munchington, and DemosDemon [593/1254] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/13 02:52:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 0 days, 01:06:13 toward level 51.
[07/26/13 03:18:37] sartan [589/806] has challenged Deny [276/315] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:50:24 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/26/13 19:38:00] truffles [420/594] has come upon sartan [726/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:34 is added to truffles's clock.
[07/27/13 13:33:10] sartan [385/806] has come upon m0shbear [479/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:02:01 is added to sartan's clock.
[07/27/13 16:53:26] jbroome [93/839] has challenged sartan [264/806] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to jbroome's clock.
[07/27/13 22:51:16] XenGi [309/447] has challenged sartan [48/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:16:58 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[07/28/13 20:26:52] sartan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:41 towards level 52.
[07/29/13 22:53:28] tmberg, TauPan, and sartan [1370/1669] have team battled Chenzw, [dmp], and irix [809/1513] and won! 0 days, 11:42:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/13 19:28:35] Hydrogenum, Unsub, and Neal [723/2153] have team battled sartan, rmbell.the.great, and pekster [2/2034] and won! 0 days, 08:11:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/13 00:51:56] lion [167/259] has challenged sartan [319/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to lion's clock.
[08/02/13 05:13:10] sartan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:26 from level 52.
[08/02/13 17:31:57] Munchington [158/338] has come upon sartan [402/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:15 is added to Munchington's clock.
[08/02/13 18:23:28] Yankee [108/759] has challenged sartan [208/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:16 is added to Yankee's clock.
[08/03/13 01:33:42] RedW [340/461] has challenged sartan [652/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to RedW's clock.
[08/03/13 04:26:22] sartan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:33 from level 52.
[08/04/13 08:32:22] Sheudecai [112/456] has challenged sartan [660/806] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:53:49 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[08/04/13 22:36:25] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:13 towards level 52.
[08/05/13 13:37:34] RedW, ryushe, and D4CH_RPi [828/1381] have team battled vegadark, Milenko, and sartan [368/1935] and won! 1 day, 14:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/13 19:41:46] Squid_Tamer [104/229] has challenged sartan [192/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Squid_Tamer's clock.
[08/05/13 21:19:17] sartan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:08 towards level 52.
[08/06/13 08:15:50] sartan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:07 from level 52.
[08/07/13 23:58:29] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:26 towards level 52.
[08/08/13 13:06:54] sartan [699/806] has challenged Unsub [255/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/08/13 16:56:17] AbrahamLinksys [361/628] has challenged sartan [398/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:04 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/08/13 17:22:35] Pici, Chenzw, and Grim [1107/2130] have team battled Myrtti, brimstone, and sartan [798/1823] and won! 0 days, 05:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/13 06:59:37] RLabs [26/535] has challenged sartan [218/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:37 is added to RLabs's clock.
[08/09/13 09:13:17] FrakingChrist [49/94] has challenged sartan [679/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to FrakingChrist's clock.
[08/09/13 17:03:26] sartan [79/806] has come upon SeySayux [256/421] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:49:22 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/10/13 00:53:57] sartan [176/806] has come upon Kabaka [350/589] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:31:52 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/10/13 23:08:55] MetaNova [288/546] has challenged sartan [131/806] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:41 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[08/11/13 20:23:23] sartan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:19 towards level 53.
[08/11/13 22:14:13] brimstone [369/416] has challenged sartan [239/806] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:16:52 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[08/13/13 06:48:16] sartan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:28 towards level 53.
[08/13/13 10:31:38] Brutus, Majak, and elf [836/1361] have team battled sartan, brimstone, and jbroome [776/2036] and won! 0 days, 00:22:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/13 13:23:08] sartan [422/806] has challenged woonack [119/1228] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:20:29 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/13/13 16:23:48] sartan [52/806] has challenged Sparticus [407/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:57 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/14/13 08:27:29] sartan [797/806] has challenged Neal [12/606] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:33:23 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/14/13 09:27:41] sartan [769/806] has challenged UndyingShadow [190/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:28:46 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/16/13 17:40:49] sartan [170/806] has challenged idisjunction [158/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:50 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/16/13 18:05:53] idisjunction [438/542] has come upon sartan [262/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:33 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[08/16/13 19:00:49] mthw, sartan, and slack [920/1657] have team battled Birdbones, csalazar, and Hydrogenum [1897/2035] and lost! 0 days, 12:46:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/13 22:32:25] sartan [105/806] has come upon Lykos [302/318] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:30 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/18/13 05:59:05] dwfreed [69/825] has challenged sartan [558/806] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/18/13 21:52:37] sartan [761/806] has challenged Darky [391/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:39 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/19/13 07:10:31] sartan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:58 from level 53.
[08/20/13 00:03:25] Zammo [35/285] has challenged sartan [265/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Zammo's clock.
[08/20/13 15:39:20] sartan [70/806] has challenged Tsunami [402/589] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/20/13 19:03:06] Lenny [871/1040] has challenged sartan [61/806] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:53:20 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[08/20/13 19:52:20] Squid_Tamer [277/388] has come upon sartan [644/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:20 is added to Squid_Tamer's clock.
[08/21/13 18:42:36] numeral [21/158] has challenged sartan [679/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to numeral's clock.
[08/21/13 22:32:00] maybeHere, neuro, and SeySayux [1557/1825] have team battled sartan, adamus1red, and XJR-9 [440/2121] and won! 0 days, 23:36:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/13 06:29:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 9 days, 15:54:53 toward level 54.
[08/22/13 21:51:34] lipek [151/634] has come upon sartan [368/806] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:46:32 is added to lipek's clock.
[08/23/13 20:20:06] sartan [447/806] has challenged Killerkid [452/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:32 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/26/13 14:31:16] sartan [775/806] has come upon Hydrogenum [78/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:40:58 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/26/13 19:59:46] Alfie, RedW, and aucg [1009/1427] have team battled Kinsmir, sartan, and archlich [1483/1508] and lost! 1 day, 06:30:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/13 06:39:24] AbrahamLinksys [272/708] has challenged sartan [660/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:13 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[08/29/13 12:53:38] sartan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:46 towards level 54.
[08/29/13 19:24:03] sartan [684/823] has come upon h00k [302/776] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:11:20 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/30/13 11:27:13] sartan [338/823] has challenged Yankee [649/761] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/31/13 00:19:30] Mateusz [349/657] has come upon sartan [728/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:18:48 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[09/01/13 07:32:58] sartan, vectr0n, and csalazar [994/1562] have team battled suiside, D4CH_RPi, and rmbell.the.great [1864/2520] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/13 01:27:38] sartan [772/823] has challenged numeral [385/401] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:15:02 is removed from sartan's clock.
[09/27/13 06:28:45] Nofew [151/422] has challenged sartan [456/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:22:16 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/27/13 07:29:00] gipyelrah [798/880] has challenged sartan [412/823] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:03:26 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[09/28/13 01:05:02] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:47 towards level 55.
[09/28/13 12:17:00] argus [672/907] has come upon sartan [320/823] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:38:18 is removed from argus's clock.
[09/28/13 12:17:00] argus has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:26:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[09/29/13 04:41:14] sartan [146/823] has challenged archlich [381/552] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:57 is added to sartan's clock.
[09/29/13 15:20:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 1 day, 01:11:53 toward level 55.
[09/30/13 16:37:28] MontyZuma [323/739] has come upon sartan [193/823] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:15:09 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/30/13 16:49:20] sartan [336/823] has challenged tmberg [536/571] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:40:47 is added to sartan's clock.
[10/01/13 03:21:31] Avon, kgb, and freeboson [587/1338] have team battled sartan, Iuz, and ChiefRA [293/2279] and won! 0 days, 08:14:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/13 19:16:55] Mateusz, KennosiS, and sartan [1267/1928] have team battled sasaniak, Hydrogenum, and Fogel [2134/2345] and lost! 0 days, 14:54:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/13 15:00:09] Danthemandoo [195/433] has challenged sartan [86/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:12:37 is removed from Danthemandoo's clock.
[10/03/13 18:05:51] sartan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:55:24 from level 55.
[10/04/13 07:03:32] lolwut, gylgamesh, and Weedle [1170/1371] have team battled Myrtti, m0shbear, and sartan [1259/2132] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/13 11:16:45] OrranjJulius, Munchington, and sondove [751/1291] have team battled grooverider, ElectRo, and sartan [628/3038] and won! 0 days, 03:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/13 13:49:52] sartan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:18:29 from level 55.
[10/04/13 19:01:18] truffles [133/596] has come upon sartan [360/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:59:29 is added to truffles's clock.
[10/05/13 14:16:06] we6jbo [117/350] has challenged sartan [346/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:59 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[10/05/13 20:30:09] Wayneoween [91/499] has come upon sartan [700/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:59 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[10/05/13 21:36:57] filinep [256/502] has come upon sartan [629/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:20 is added to filinep's clock.
[10/06/13 08:20:01] sartan [683/823] has challenged kapitanluffy [495/689] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:37:08 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/07/13 15:26:56] sartan [580/823] has challenged kitsune [522/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:00:07 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/09/13 13:32:32] lolwut, ahmiq, and sartan [1398/2125] have team battled Gerardon, D4CH_RPi, and freeboson [422/1754] and won! 1 day, 21:03:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/13 12:43:12] nicko [732/810] has challenged sartan [80/823] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:36:25 is removed from nicko's clock.
[10/11/13 10:48:21] XJR-9 [43/580] has challenged sartan [536/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:25 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[10/11/13 17:49:57] Mateusz [127/636] has challenged sartan [81/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:31 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[10/12/13 12:42:45] Mateusz [122/636] has come upon sartan [186/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:47 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[10/14/13 07:37:26] Avon [385/400] has come upon sartan [798/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:17 is added to Avon's clock.
[10/15/13 05:12:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:03:49 from level 55.
[10/15/13 06:51:01] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:20 towards level 55.
[10/15/13 14:24:55] AngryParsley [336/666] has come upon sartan [37/823] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:59:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[10/16/13 12:54:03] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:29 towards level 55.
[10/16/13 14:40:02] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:42 towards level 55.
[10/16/13 23:06:52] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:31 towards level 55.
[10/17/13 03:19:52] neurospex [82/919] has challenged sartan [263/823] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:05:52 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/17/13 09:21:15] sartan [621/823] has challenged ryushe [188/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:18 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/17/13 09:21:15] sartan has dealt ryushe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:13:16 is added to ryushe's clock.
[10/17/13 14:06:16] sartan [816/863] has challenged greycat [811/821] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/17/13 14:06:16] In the fierce battle, greycat dropped his level 63 shield! sartan picks it up, tossing his old level 43 shield to greycat.
[10/17/13 14:11:26] dpk [318/583] has come upon sartan [820/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:46 is added to dpk's clock.
[10/18/13 16:49:33] sartan [611/883] has come upon Krenz [80/93] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:52:50 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/19/13 03:31:04] Vostok [276/783] has challenged sartan [868/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:47:47 is added to Vostok's clock.
[10/20/13 10:24:03] freeboson, Zammo, and MMavipc [624/1599] have team battled sartan, avocado, and Hans.Wurst [1878/2184] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/13 03:42:18] avocado [502/739] has challenged sartan [162/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:27:03 is removed from avocado's clock.
[10/21/13 04:12:20] SCSi, neuro, and sartan [2024/2488] have team battled iViLe, IdleMaster, and kenyon [1048/1947] and won! 2 days, 22:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/13 05:24:50] sartan [615/883] has come upon Kabaka [550/612] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:05:59 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/25/13 09:05:53] MMavipc [202/535] has challenged sartan [22/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:28:55 is removed from MMavipc's clock.
[10/25/13 11:31:14] master_j, desspugne, and jose [56/1477] have team battled neurospex, Spazturtle, and sartan [1371/2369] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/13 14:49:20] sartan [69/883] has come upon gipyelrah [497/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:23 is added to sartan's clock.
[10/26/13 04:47:45] junktext [326/476] has come upon sartan [249/883] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:31 is removed from junktext's clock.
[10/26/13 04:52:22] sartan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:49 towards level 56.
[10/26/13 06:07:03] Godisme [211/264] has challenged sartan [137/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from Godisme's clock.
[10/26/13 23:39:06] Satoshi, pekster, and sartan [2103/2213] have team battled m0shbear, neuro, and junktext [1061/2111] and won! 0 days, 02:14:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/13 04:21:31] charitwo [218/512] has challenged sartan [375/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:40 is added to charitwo's clock.
[10/28/13 09:22:42] Fogel [420/643] has challenged sartan [321/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:04 is removed from Fogel's clock.
[11/01/13 12:33:10] sartan [244/883] has challenged ahmiq [313/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to sartan's clock.
[11/01/13 19:15:43] sartan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:57:35 from level 57.
[11/02/13 18:53:27] sartan [386/883] has challenged Kelet [204/466] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:28:04 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/04/13 19:39:05] EricaJoy [0/1] has challenged sartan [230/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to EricaJoy's clock.
[11/05/13 02:06:52] sartan [358/883] has challenged michagogo|cloud [261/409] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:04:30 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/05/13 04:07:21] sartan [803/883] has challenged blizgerg [677/852] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:25:10 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/05/13 18:05:23] jonthebastard [19/158] has come upon sartan [220/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:28 is added to jonthebastard's clock.
[11/06/13 05:13:26] sartan [537/883] has challenged brimstone [354/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:14:56 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/06/13 09:41:24] sartan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:01:20 from level 57.
[11/06/13 17:34:41] Meetch_the_Bold [0/1] has challenged sartan [631/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[11/07/13 11:13:53] DemosDemon, Satoshi, and master_j [1718/1900] have team battled LordFella, Iuz, and sartan [1590/2534] and won! 0 days, 04:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/13 01:33:56] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:57 towards level 57.
[11/08/13 09:26:11] sartan [543/883] has challenged Sheudecai [205/391] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:44:35 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/09/13 05:25:50] captyossarian, argus, and zbart [1481/1782] have team battled sartan, TauPan, and jmaugue [1089/1650] and won! 0 days, 03:04:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 04:09:20] sartan [574/883] has come upon Meetch_the_Bold [206/242] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:24:08 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/11/13 00:47:19] kensington [400/424] has come upon sartan [567/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:07 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/11/13 01:41:54] sartan [637/883] has challenged Myrtti [651/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[11/11/13 23:21:35] YoloSwagtron [25/248] has challenged sartan [342/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to YoloSwagtron's clock.
[11/13/13 00:03:48] sartan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:19 towards level 57.
[11/13/13 10:47:18] sartan [749/883] has come upon Prometheus [771/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:48 is added to sartan's clock.
[11/13/13 11:17:55] Neal, Cenhinen, and neurospex [438/2291] have team battled DarkGhost, sartan, and Dark-Fx [322/1925] and won! 2 days, 15:42:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/13 05:18:34] AxForest [41/42] has challenged sartan [733/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to AxForest's clock.
[11/14/13 14:02:36] BlastHardcheese [190/850] has challenged sartan [751/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:40:46 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[11/15/13 05:26:55] panda007 [39/215] has challenged sartan [270/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to panda007's clock.
[11/17/13 03:32:23] evilfix [31/160] has challenged sartan [127/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to evilfix's clock.
[11/18/13 01:11:44] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:11 towards level 57.
[11/18/13 07:24:31] sartan [95/883] has challenged gipyelrah [306/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:49:35 is added to sartan's clock.
[11/18/13 08:35:33] sartan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:35 towards level 57.
[11/19/13 11:31:42] sartan [206/883] has challenged gladier [274/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:54 is added to sartan's clock.
[11/20/13 06:39:42] Simie, Sheudecai, and Nofew [1557/1618] have team battled sartan, Lenny, and Krenz [2116/2302] and lost! 3 days, 20:41:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/13 08:08:21] sartan [219/883] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [122/1010] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/20/13 19:39:53] dav1d [360/528] has challenged sartan [645/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:49:35 is added to dav1d's clock.
[11/20/13 21:40:01] sartan [531/883] has come upon nb_ff [345/470] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:38:49 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/21/13 18:17:54] sartan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:40 towards level 58.
[11/21/13 21:46:28] grooverider [126/896] has challenged sartan [364/883] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:37:02 is added to grooverider's clock.
[11/21/13 22:26:57] Tudor, kork, and allo [267/1248] have team battled SpamMage, nikoJ, and sartan [857/2194] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/13 09:55:17] sartan [853/883] has challenged dxrt [230/803] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:35:11 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/24/13 03:36:52] sjefen6, rasputo, and Cliph [220/1304] have team battled nitzer, idleOne, and sartan [1800/2226] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/13 12:22:50] sartan met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:36:43 from level 58.
[11/24/13 15:17:04] D4CH_RPi, Majak, and neuro [1300/1841] have team battled Str1ngS, nitzer, and sartan [1740/1873] and lost! 1 day, 13:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/13 14:11:32] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:00 towards level 58.
[11/27/13 16:41:40] sbp, sartan, and Plasmastar [798/2593] have team battled neurospex, junktext, and Godisme [618/2063] and won! 0 days, 13:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 06:08:11] sartan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:29 from level 58.
[11/29/13 01:28:42] sartan [394/883] has challenged TheMadHatter [241/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:36:45 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/29/13 20:35:26] Deny, FrodoTheHobbit, and teiresias [546/1191] have team battled noother, sartan, and Syloq [287/1941] and won! 0 days, 01:22:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/13 22:32:26] sartan [541/883] has come upon Kinsmir [188/531] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:15:33 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/01/13 17:59:36] sartan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:40 towards level 58.
[12/02/13 14:11:46] DanYELL, sartan, and Dark-Fx [671/1824] have team battled Bailiman, Simie, and Fruit [997/1320] and lost! 0 days, 19:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/13 13:26:52] sartan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:16 from level 58.
[12/04/13 14:48:03] sartan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:04 towards level 58.
[12/04/13 21:50:01] sartan [203/883] has come upon teiresias [27/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:19:53 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/05/13 00:49:41] sartan [276/883] has come upon vrillusions [740/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:55 is added to sartan's clock.
[12/05/13 04:17:27] Lightstalker [191/263] has challenged sartan [384/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Lightstalker's clock.
[12/05/13 10:07:19] Ttech [744/1163] has challenged sartan [363/883] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:16 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/05/13 10:07:19] Ttech has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:59:36 is added to sartan's clock.
[12/05/13 20:10:29] andy [62/210] has challenged sartan [426/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to andy's clock.
[12/05/13 21:50:58] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:38 towards level 58.
[12/06/13 07:14:55] sartan [35/883] has challenged BlastHardcheese [510/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:24 is added to sartan's clock.
[12/06/13 09:40:39] sartan [771/883] has come upon Simie [606/748] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:00 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/06/13 09:40:39] sartan has dealt Simie a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:15:58 is added to Simie's clock.
[12/08/13 16:26:42] sartan [822/883] has challenged dav1d [299/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:18:24 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/08/13 23:31:44] sdamashek [79/220] has challenged sartan [525/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to sdamashek's clock.
[12/10/13 19:21:14] sartan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:33 towards level 58.
[12/11/13 01:30:18] sartan [405/896] has challenged Deny [467/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to sartan's clock.
[12/11/13 08:44:35] Reaper [507/902] has challenged sartan [709/896] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:44:04 is added to Reaper's clock.
[12/11/13 14:42:25] sartan, aucg, Sparticus, and jessica have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/13 04:49:27] Alfie [440/511] has challenged sartan [291/896] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:57:01 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[12/15/13 04:58:02] sartan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sartan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/13 01:04:00] sartan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:54 from level 59.
[12/16/13 08:03:46] Fluttershy [324/520] has come upon sartan [180/902] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:28:34 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[12/16/13 08:34:41] IdleMaster [284/433] has come upon sartan [61/902] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:47:35 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/16/13 17:16:15] Kinsmir [203/546] has challenged sartan [293/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:05:49 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[12/17/13 03:04:49] Maru, AbrahamLinksys, and sartan [1140/1897] have team battled allo, dpk, and sjefen6 [1583/1896] and lost! 0 days, 20:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/13 04:15:48] sartan [577/902] has come upon fwilson [10/262] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:11:42 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/17/13 09:17:04] sartan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:31 towards level 59.
[12/17/13 12:15:19] seisgatos [492/522] has come upon sartan [535/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:10:43 is added to seisgatos's clock.
[12/18/13 17:59:30] tsh [516/729] has challenged sartan [783/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to tsh's clock.
[12/21/13 08:45:09] BlastHardcheese [743/850] has challenged sartan [684/902] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:13 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[12/22/13 11:55:48] sartan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:10 towards level 59.
[12/23/13 02:55:15] sartan [215/902] has challenged robot [208/419] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:11:46 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/23/13 07:13:54] sartan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:48:05 from level 59.
[12/23/13 08:56:48] Enub [358/405] has challenged sartan [459/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:18:07 is added to Enub's clock.
[12/23/13 12:58:13] sartan lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:59:05 from level 59.
[12/25/13 16:30:31] Harlem [40/54] has challenged sartan [123/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Harlem's clock.
[12/26/13 00:12:05] sartan [862/902] has challenged Meistarin [196/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:41:00 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/27/13 19:41:49] sjefen6 [373/474] has come upon sartan [263/902] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:27:57 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/28/13 08:25:38] Krenz [354/449] has challenged sartan [631/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:01 is added to Krenz's clock.
[12/29/13 23:24:57] preflex [130/364] has come upon sartan [138/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:05 is added to preflex's clock.
[12/30/13 23:41:20] seek [504/755] has challenged sartan [757/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:01:42 is added to seek's clock.
[12/31/13 00:48:09] sartan, lipek, Yankee, and AxForest have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/14 06:10:00] dxrt, pants, and Plasmastar [981/2031] have team battled DemosDemon, sartan, and Reaper [2140/2500] and lost! 0 days, 06:24:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/14 02:24:47] TROGDOR [382/401] has challenged sartan [504/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[01/04/14 11:36:27] grooverider [22/915] has come upon sartan [237/902] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:29:36 is added to grooverider's clock.
[01/04/14 20:12:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 2 days, 05:20:07 toward level 59.
[01/05/14 04:11:20] sartan [214/902] has challenged michagogo|cloud [666/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:11 is added to sartan's clock.
[01/05/14 15:44:23] sartan [747/923] has challenged rasputo [190/739] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from sartan's clock.
[01/06/14 10:18:21] sartan [35/923] has challenged tmberg [812/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:20:16 is added to sartan's clock.
[01/07/14 19:26:40] Reaper, Zammo, and Cliath [171/1957] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, sartan, and Cenhinen [234/2033] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/14 04:15:04] Hydrogenum [211/963] has come upon sartan [774/923] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:09:14 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/08/14 08:32:26] sartan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:45:22 towards level 60.
[01/09/14 02:57:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 9 days, 12:04:20 toward level 60.
[01/10/14 22:26:38] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:35 towards level 60.
[01/11/14 14:48:58] sartan [328/923] has challenged Koreth [171/603] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:38:13 is removed from sartan's clock.
[02/07/14 18:56:23] Jens [90/255] has challenged sartan [570/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/07/14 23:53:27] sartan reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sartan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/14 07:39:34] sartan [209/929] has challenged Heavylobster [9/33] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:33:04 is removed from sartan's clock.
[02/08/14 14:02:44] sartan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:54 towards level 60.
[02/08/14 23:14:56] fester [10/861] has challenged sartan [175/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to fester's clock.
[02/10/14 00:33:03] sartan [652/929] has come upon greycat [568/810] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:44:01 is removed from sartan's clock.
[02/10/14 00:50:19] sartan [665/929] has challenged Sheudecai [67/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:34:11 is removed from sartan's clock.
[02/10/14 06:14:14] sartan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:15 towards level 60.
[02/10/14 10:52:56] elf [532/823] has challenged sartan [470/929] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:16:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/10/14 20:02:14] livinskull [4/366] has come upon sartan [447/929] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:15 is added to livinskull's clock.
[02/11/14 01:13:59] MontyZuma [327/780] has challenged sartan [28/929] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[02/11/14 11:59:35] tmberg [757/893] has challenged sartan [0/929] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:21:10 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[02/11/14 11:59:35] tmberg has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:55:56 is added to sartan's clock.
[02/11/14 12:14:11] Heavylobster [116/207] has challenged sartan [231/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Heavylobster's clock.
[02/11/14 16:14:24] sartan slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sartan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/14 19:48:05] mnemon, teiresias, and Dark-Fx [93/1461] have team battled sartan, jmaugue, and MadHatter [664/1918] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/14 02:11:39] sartan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:08 towards level 60.
[02/12/14 20:02:05] sartan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:30 towards level 60.
[02/13/14 08:11:40] sasaniak [125/712] has challenged sartan [639/924] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:42:40 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/14/14 17:06:20] Dark-Fx [117/477] has come upon sartan [537/924] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:24 is added to Dark-Fx's clock.
[02/27/14 07:43:24] naori [212/864] has come upon sartan [405/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:31 is added to naori's clock.
[02/27/14 11:16:42] filinep, sjefen6, and sartan [1422/1894] have team battled nb_ff, rasputo, and AxForest [1610/2279] and lost! 0 days, 07:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/14 12:19:09] sartan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:18 towards level 60.
[03/06/14 09:59:32] ahmiq [20/749] has come upon sartan [230/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:28 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[03/07/14 07:58:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 0 days, 06:25:23 toward level 60.
[03/07/14 16:08:49] sartan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:51 from level 60.
[03/08/14 02:19:18] sartan [565/924] has come upon MetaNova [196/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:09 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/08/14 05:41:25] sartan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:23 from level 60.
[03/08/14 16:42:49] sartan [276/924] has challenged jeaye [180/380] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:33:10 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/10/14 00:53:15] prattmic [250/388] has challenged sartan [626/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/11/14 03:53:31] MetaNova [183/564] has come upon sartan [238/924] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:04:18 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/11/14 07:19:22] sartan [242/924] has challenged m0shbear [251/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:03:30 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/11/14 08:19:38] sartan [38/924] has challenged kork [89/272] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:31:42 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/11/14 21:15:11] Hrmph [248/398] has come upon sartan [544/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to Hrmph's clock.
[03/12/14 22:29:28] sartan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:26:58 towards level 61.
[03/13/14 02:10:37] argus [874/952] has come upon sartan [376/924] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:47:37 is removed from argus's clock.
[03/14/14 19:10:55] Barry, sartan, and rasputo [295/2384] have team battled Str1ngS, q3k, and Meistarin [1090/1235] and lost! 0 days, 17:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/14 04:44:39] sartan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:23:07 towards level 61.
[03/15/14 20:45:22] rym_, kenyon, and sartan [377/2266] have team battled cirdan, MadHatter, and strugart [545/1417] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/14 09:04:53] isharted, kork, and Lenny [417/1847] have team battled Furry, sartan, and Birdbones [310/2315] and won! 0 days, 10:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/14 23:00:17] Nathan [162/627] has challenged sartan [377/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:11:32 is added to Nathan's clock.
[03/18/14 17:04:37] sartan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:22:12 towards level 61.
[03/19/14 03:07:56] Babar [121/887] has challenged sartan [635/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:17:03 is added to Babar's clock.
[03/19/14 13:39:13] prattmic [390/400] has challenged sartan [900/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/19/14 22:21:50] sartan [894/924] has come upon Fluttershy [4/465] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:18:04 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/19/14 23:24:24] sartan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:48:45 towards level 61.
[03/20/14 08:15:27] sartan [156/924] has challenged PiotrekD [271/448] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/20/14 16:34:58] sartan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:34:14 towards level 61.
[03/20/14 22:08:17] vectr0n, Dark-Fx, and Majak [639/1159] have team battled RedW, Simie, and sartan [742/2664] and lost! 0 days, 11:49:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/14 03:59:44] idleOne [36/864] has come upon sartan [246/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:42 is added to idleOne's clock.
[03/21/14 06:35:27] B100 [0/14] has challenged sartan [918/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to B100's clock.
[03/21/14 22:25:17] sartan [321/924] has challenged iridis_discurro [8/231] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:26 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/22/14 07:14:51] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:54 towards level 61.
[03/23/14 11:34:50] sartan [710/924] has challenged vegadark [266/409] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:26:16 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/23/14 11:34:50] sartan has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:02:48 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/23/14 22:37:43] sartan [798/924] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [98/394] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:49:00 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/24/14 00:49:32] sartan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:11:49 towards level 61.
[03/25/14 04:45:34] kork [122/272] has challenged sartan [99/924] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/26/14 13:21:17] Boohbah [63/456] has come upon sartan [179/924] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:48:32 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[03/26/14 23:09:09] MontyZuma [171/816] has come upon sartan [828/924] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:18:06 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[03/27/14 02:01:40] greycat [590/834] has come upon sartan [668/924] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:59:16 is added to greycat's clock.
[03/28/14 02:52:19] sartan [727/924] has come upon Eksarion [48/370] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:13 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/28/14 10:08:39] irix [375/810] has challenged sartan [310/924] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:53:24 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/29/14 16:31:25] sartan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:57 from level 61.
[03/29/14 22:10:06] yawgmoth [116/483] has challenged sartan [130/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/30/14 04:22:24] sartan [434/924] has challenged kenyon [602/1035] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:53:45 is added to sartan's clock.
[03/31/14 12:19:38] sartan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:03 from level 61.
[04/01/14 05:45:21] sartan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:05 towards level 61.
[04/01/14 20:49:01] sartan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:45 from level 61.
[04/02/14 02:47:39] idleOne [877/884] has challenged sartan [564/924] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:12:05 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[04/03/14 03:55:51] sartan [490/924] has challenged Ttech [389/1161] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:46:06 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/03/14 22:11:11] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:33 towards level 61.
[04/04/14 16:08:31] jca, MadHatter, and Polsaker [755/1190] have team battled Kabaka, rasputo, and sartan [1764/2583] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/14 05:17:56] sartan [568/924] has challenged rym_ [64/386] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:37 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/05/14 13:47:08] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:33:03 towards level 62.
[04/05/14 19:05:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 00:36:24 from level 62.
[04/07/14 14:20:28] Fluttershy [460/465] has come upon sartan [673/924] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:04:07 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[04/08/14 01:28:37] ddunk [7/57] has come upon sartan [315/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:54 is added to ddunk's clock.
[04/08/14 03:59:54] sartan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:14:48 from level 62.
[04/08/14 21:06:49] sartan [517/924] has challenged Krenz [16/535] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:42:19 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/10/14 14:17:21] MetaNova [536/551] has challenged sartan [622/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:18 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/12/14 06:31:22] sartan [594/924] has come upon BlastHardcheese [101/924] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:42:24 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/12/14 09:36:05] sartan, Simie, and irix [1330/2552] have team battled grooverider, noother, and tiwake [2021/2904] and lost! 1 day, 11:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/14 19:37:57] sartan [405/924] has challenged yano [752/939] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:39:02 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/24/14 19:27:19] yond, Cenhinen, and lipek [870/2502] have team battled Fluttershy, IdleMaster, and sartan [314/1808] and won! 1 day, 03:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/14 22:56:52] sartan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:25:39 from level 62.
[04/26/14 04:26:40] G33KY [162/369] has challenged sartan [797/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to G33KY's clock.
[04/26/14 09:45:36] sartan [544/924] has come upon Str1ngS [62/368] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:19:57 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/26/14 14:13:00] RedW, pfoley, and sartan [1575/2406] have team battled Zarthus, Fede, and Flynn [1153/1272] and won! 4 days, 13:13:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/14 14:20:40] ryushe [237/910] has come upon sartan [402/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:11:05 is added to ryushe's clock.
[04/26/14 18:19:55] Ninji [233/237] has challenged sartan [616/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Ninji's clock.
[04/27/14 06:23:19] sartan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:32:03 towards level 62.
[04/28/14 04:56:56] sartan [229/924] has come upon Bender [344/621] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:43:03 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/28/14 08:17:20] sartan, agrajag, and Ardetus [538/1573] have team battled Deny, XJR-9, and BlastHardcheese [1731/2129] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/14 14:32:13] Evanalmightyyy [4/46] has challenged sartan [55/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Evanalmightyyy's clock.
[04/30/14 03:37:43] Chosi [96/433] has come upon sartan [876/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:30 is added to Chosi's clock.
[04/30/14 13:30:39] sartan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:25:58 from level 62.
[04/30/14 17:05:06] sartan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:30:33 towards level 62.
[04/30/14 21:32:04] h00k [476/875] has come upon sartan [572/924] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:11:46 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/01/14 09:32:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 08:24:31 from level 62.
[05/02/14 04:24:50] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:27:00 towards level 62.
[05/02/14 12:29:44] Stoertebeker [308/375] has challenged sartan [304/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from Stoertebeker's clock.
[05/02/14 15:06:27] brendan, sartan, and ruan [1435/2239] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, G33KY, and honkybonky [317/1638] and won! 5 days, 19:04:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/14 01:43:26] sartan [288/924] has challenged pfoley [107/643] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:26:49 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/05/14 19:44:25] neurospex [305/1053] has come upon sartan [901/924] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:23:45 is added to neurospex's clock.
[05/05/14 20:54:20] sartan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:37:01 towards level 62.
[05/06/14 05:30:42] nitzer [384/475] has come upon sartan [629/924] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:40:25 is added to nitzer's clock.
[05/06/14 15:27:00] paysties, clonak, and aucg [1643/1789] have team battled Cypher, Fogel, and sartan [1579/2144] and won! 0 days, 00:07:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/14 20:00:33] sartan broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:08:45 from level 62.
[05/07/14 00:00:48] Jens [450/603] has come upon sartan [520/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:00:38 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/07/14 05:06:22] sartan [373/924] has challenged bairyn [202/575] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:19:32 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/07/14 09:35:33] keeper_c [41/1067] has come upon sartan [235/924] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:55:55 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[05/07/14 14:08:54] grooverider [231/934] has challenged sartan [595/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:45 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/08/14 05:34:18] jca [52/538] has come upon sartan [891/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:45:20 is added to jca's clock.
[05/08/14 10:49:59] KennyG [87/267] has come upon sartan [612/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:20 is added to KennyG's clock.
[05/08/14 13:27:03] slurms [62/161] has challenged sartan [713/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to slurms's clock.
[05/08/14 13:50:09] Rory [33/44] has challenged sartan [402/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Rory's clock.
[05/08/14 15:37:18] Tenorman, MartinBlank, and paysties [1538/2401] have team battled sartan, argus, and yasdorian [28/2352] and won! 0 days, 01:53:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/14 21:31:16] sartan [791/924] has challenged filinep [368/426] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:06:52 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/11/14 07:44:59] mjh, CFSworks, and Satoshi [786/2005] have team battled zid, sartan, and vegadark [483/1706] and won! 0 days, 01:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/14 18:13:43] eva42 [14/152] has challenged sartan [759/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/13/14 09:49:56] BlastHardcheese [503/924] has challenged sartan [425/924] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:49:49 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[05/13/14 19:07:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 2 days, 05:09:52 toward level 62.
[05/13/14 20:05:53] Milquetoast [4/9] has challenged sartan [49/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/14/14 06:28:41] ingo [135/136] has challenged sartan [376/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to ingo's clock.
[05/15/14 14:20:07] suterismus [527/1253] has come upon sartan [35/924] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:16:21 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/17/14 07:35:08] pekster [42/537] has come upon sartan [277/924] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:48:58 is added to pekster's clock.
[05/17/14 19:49:23] m3ct0n [40/114] has challenged sartan [61/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to m3ct0n's clock.
[05/18/14 22:52:35] zid [92/387] has challenged sartan [828/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to zid's clock.
[05/19/14 06:38:19] Dreadlish [254/306] has come upon sartan [526/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:10:55 is added to Dreadlish's clock.
[05/20/14 05:15:28] sartan [793/924] has come upon dindinx [17/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:56:38 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/20/14 08:39:02] sartan [37/924] has challenged TauPan [306/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:21:41 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/21/14 05:50:35] sartan, ajhgfa, and SpamMage [1546/2027] have team battled Prometheus, SkyLlama, and Darky [367/1411] and won! 0 days, 05:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/14 08:53:44] XJR-9 [405/694] has challenged sartan [911/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:06:54 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[05/22/14 13:55:14] noother [802/1046] has challenged sartan [212/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:44 is removed from noother's clock.
[05/23/14 01:33:11] cst [63/391] has challenged sartan [851/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to cst's clock.
[05/23/14 06:00:01] brentwalther [371/826] has challenged sartan [260/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:49 is removed from brentwalther's clock.
[05/24/14 05:43:59] sartan [354/930] has come upon Wayneoween [369/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:32:54 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/24/14 08:07:49] sartan [525/930] has challenged PriceChild [83/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:58:33 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/24/14 08:23:35] KennyG [197/374] has challenged sartan [716/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to KennyG's clock.
[05/24/14 12:21:21] RedW, grooverider, and sartan [112/2736] have team battled brimstone, Tenorman, and gideonstar [210/1794] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/14 00:12:33] neurospex [656/1058] has challenged sartan [455/930] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:12:14 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/25/14 11:03:35] rmbell.the.great, Polytrophic, and paysties [1657/1806] have team battled Alfie, sartan, and Majak [501/1783] and won! 0 days, 15:24:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 07:40:47] sartan, Puff, and Fede [64/1559] have team battled Majak, allo, and desspugne [1856/2086] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/14 09:07:52] suterismus [491/1253] has come upon sartan [279/930] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:42:17 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/27/14 13:30:47] sartan [900/930] has challenged pekster [523/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:28 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/27/14 15:31:23] sartan [198/930] has challenged woonack [229/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/27/14 16:40:09] Puff [37/268] has challenged sartan [898/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/27/14 17:39:37] sartan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sartan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/14 03:12:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:56:12 from level 62.
[05/29/14 14:44:42] Ennd [2/3] has challenged sartan [558/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Ennd's clock.
[05/29/14 14:46:04] sartan [290/922] has challenged Kronos [235/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:29 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/30/14 01:45:19] sartan [482/922] has challenged paklido [210/351] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:06:33 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/30/14 05:11:55] sartan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:56 towards level 63.
[05/30/14 22:15:56] sartan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:50:41 towards level 63.
[05/31/14 00:06:34] kaplejon, ChiefRA, and sartan [1728/1910] have team battled MontyZuma, Mikaela, and Wayneoween [1779/1904] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/14 02:57:12] filinep [347/388] has challenged sartan [78/926] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:54:21 is removed from filinep's clock.
[05/31/14 02:57:12] filinep has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:17:32 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/31/14 11:53:13] DeeWoo [26/45] has challenged sartan [10/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:36 is removed from DeeWoo's clock.
[05/31/14 22:04:00] Gunther [102/275] has challenged sartan [569/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Gunther's clock.
[08/02/14 05:45:52] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:22:47 towards level 63.
[08/02/14 08:49:14] sartan [97/926] has challenged dindinx [390/550] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:53:21 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/03/14 08:23:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 27 days, 10:11:17 toward level 63.
[08/03/14 12:38:26] ElectRo [461/1296] has come upon sartan [316/926] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:15:29 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[08/04/14 01:00:03] sartan [821/926] has challenged Virtual [172/1107] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:32 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/04/14 05:59:05] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:25 towards level 63.
[08/04/14 13:03:21] PriceChild [431/506] has challenged sartan [506/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:58 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[08/07/14 07:01:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 3 days, 04:09:24 toward level 63.
[08/07/14 14:08:07] Adar [377/498] has come upon sartan [5/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:11:02 is removed from Adar's clock.
[08/08/14 09:43:05] Cypher, sartan, FrodoTheHobbit, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/14 11:31:40] Frogging101 [189/365] has challenged sartan [10/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[08/08/14 23:53:44] sartan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:35 from level 63.
[08/10/14 10:14:59] Alfie, MetaNova, and discopig [884/1475] have team battled dwfreed, sartan, and pants [1327/1998] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/14 10:51:18] lovek323 [92/316] has challenged sartan [883/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to lovek323's clock.
[08/11/14 15:33:05] abrkn [83/330] has challenged sartan [609/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to abrkn's clock.
[08/12/14 16:07:34] dwfreed [53/456] has come upon sartan [580/926] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:34:05 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/13/14 00:10:16] sartan [182/926] has come upon Cooter [165/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:54 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/13/14 06:46:58] Stoertebeker, sartan, and G33KY [1041/1881] have team battled idleOne, filinep, and SudoKing [979/1693] and won! 0 days, 03:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/14 15:24:23] sartan, mthw, and Cooter [132/1937] have team battled droogie, jmaugue, and MadHatter [412/1485] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/14 18:02:16] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:32 towards level 63.
[08/13/14 19:35:29] bl4ckscor3, geekoncoffee, and sartan [473/1349] have team battled sjefen6, mthw, and Revi [866/1552] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/14 20:36:54] sartan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:08 from level 63.
[08/13/14 21:12:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:49:00 from level 63.
[08/13/14 22:53:17] RansomTime [56/630] has come upon sartan [30/926] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:40:43 is removed from RansomTime's clock.
[08/14/14 06:08:17] sartan [32/926] has challenged argus [587/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:17 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/14/14 19:21:17] ryushe [135/910] has come upon sartan [671/926] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:00:13 is added to ryushe's clock.
[08/15/14 10:54:48] sartan [116/1005] has challenged Kinsmir [262/590] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to sartan's clock.
[08/15/14 17:51:41] sartan lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:04:40 from level 64.
[08/15/14 21:19:42] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:57 towards level 64.
[08/30/14 01:58:27] disk [55/234] has challenged sartan [992/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to disk's clock.
[08/30/14 06:13:54] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:17 towards level 64.
[08/30/14 06:19:11] Klaudioh [57/307] has challenged sartan [792/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Klaudioh's clock.
[08/30/14 06:42:35] sartan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:08:05 towards level 64.
[08/30/14 15:39:02] G33KY [242/574] has challenged sartan [890/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:40 is added to G33KY's clock.
[08/30/14 17:15:57] Trondby [8/565] has challenged sartan [360/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Trondby's clock.
[08/30/14 20:08:26] elf, yano, and Diesel [2263/2306] have team battled archlich, sartan, and Plasmastar [539/2064] and won! 0 days, 14:06:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/14 06:40:40] Kabaka, sartan, and Cameron_D [146/2431] have team battled zbart, Sheena, and dwfreed [1427/1435] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/14 12:14:58] sartan, Stoertebeker, and _stink_ [843/1698] have team battled kensington, Frogging101, and a1291762 [855/1449] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/14 20:46:08] Str1ngS [200/394] has come upon sartan [385/1005] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:17:30 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[09/03/14 08:29:23] sartan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:35:43 towards level 64.
[09/05/14 04:40:29] sartan, lolwut, and Totengeist [94/1883] have team battled Barry, dwfreed, and zinya [1060/1690] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/14 18:23:02] sartan [222/1005] has challenged suterismus [1114/1226] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:50:41 is added to sartan's clock.
[09/06/14 22:11:04] Majak [264/324] has come upon sartan [752/1005] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:05:42 is added to Majak's clock.
[09/09/14 01:22:57] MetaNova [298/537] has come upon sartan [913/1005] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:50:47 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/09/14 02:43:53] sartan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:11:12 towards level 64.
[09/09/14 03:21:34] sartan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:31:17 towards level 64.
[09/11/14 10:53:51] Fluttershy [312/372] has challenged sartan [791/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[09/11/14 13:28:27] Pici [431/666] has challenged sartan [262/1005] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:09:41 is removed from Pici's clock.
[09/14/14 00:23:43] Charris [135/389] has come upon sartan [349/1005] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:12:40 is added to Charris's clock.
[09/26/14 20:49:25] woonack [280/754] has come upon sartan [430/1005] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:32:29 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/26/14 23:21:44] sartan [841/1005] has challenged Rarity [156/486] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:48:54 is removed from sartan's clock.
[09/27/14 13:08:14] sartan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:38 towards level 64.
[09/27/14 14:58:36] Tenorman [356/796] has come upon sartan [352/1005] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:06:10 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[09/28/14 05:41:24] CornFly, Ttech, and sartan [1510/2729] have team battled mostlybadfly, Totengeist, and Diesel [999/1163] and won! 3 days, 18:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 06:08:57] Sixbierehomme, eva42, and Sir_Lemming [533/1479] have team battled Ouchy, sartan, and Wayneoween [508/1967] and won! 0 days, 23:28:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 10:45:52] sartan [592/1005] has challenged vrillusions [10/1082] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:58:18 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/01/14 05:22:10] yasdorian, yawgmoth, and ShadowE989 [813/1635] have team battled sartan, Tenorman, and Totengeist [105/2137] and won! 0 days, 03:25:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/14 04:08:16] sartan, filinep, and SlowRiot [514/1814] have team battled allo, gr0w, and Kartoffelsuppe [831/1597] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/14 07:03:29] L235 [264/304] has come upon sartan [618/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:08 is added to L235's clock.
[10/02/14 18:26:52] sartan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:42:28 from level 64.
[10/04/14 04:06:13] SCSi [89/717] has come upon sartan [978/1005] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:25:02 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/04/14 04:24:06] sartan broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:42:02 from level 64.
[10/04/14 12:10:03] ChiefRA [140/557] has challenged sartan [881/1005] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[10/06/14 00:42:24] sartan sharpened the edge of his weapon! sartan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/14 08:26:31] sartan [608/1024] has come upon Agent86 [78/433] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:40:53 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/08/14 19:34:43] Darky [397/609] has come upon sartan [403/1024] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:26 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/08/14 23:58:49] sartan fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sartan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/14 01:05:09] sartan [820/1012] has challenged Str1ngS [190/398] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:05 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/09/14 03:23:22] XJR-9 [678/684] has challenged sartan [330/1012] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:39:18 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[10/10/14 05:22:12] sartan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:38 towards level 64.
[10/10/14 16:58:08] sbp [601/866] has come upon sartan [679/1012] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/14 06:19:24] sartan, ChiefRA, and Babar [1669/2472] have team battled bigjay, MetaNova, and SchrodingersScat [444/1914] and won! 2 days, 21:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/14 16:05:31] kapitanluffy, charitwo, and lipek [693/2022] have team battled sartan, h00k, and Frogging101 [1302/2342] and lost! 0 days, 18:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/14 09:53:15] jstg [442/482] has come upon sartan [790/1012] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:46 is added to jstg's clock.
[10/12/14 23:33:36] Sixbierehomme [400/523] has challenged sartan [783/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:15:16 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/14/14 04:59:42] Xalvor, vegadark, and sartan [350/1557] have team battled kapitanluffy, elf, and FenrirWolf [569/1805] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/14 13:44:58] sartan [411/1012] has challenged grooverider [375/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:46:36 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/15/14 16:55:32] sartan [87/1012] has challenged Krenz [358/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:19:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[10/15/14 19:17:30] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:45 towards level 64.
[10/16/14 00:47:11] sartan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:15 towards level 64.
[10/16/14 01:29:46] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:46 towards level 64.
[10/16/14 04:06:55] suterismus, kensington, and Babar [172/2542] have team battled sartan, fattrat, and Valkor [1795/2331] and lost! 4 days, 10:23:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/14 08:09:35] Nayru, digitaldonk, and yano [256/2493] have team battled Kinsmir, sartan, and Spazturtle [2064/2337] and lost! 0 days, 10:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/14 22:04:26] pants [385/504] has come upon sartan [120/1012] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:38:39 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/22/14 21:40:23] sartan, soverycoolyeah, and Kyree [573/1541] have team battled ChiefRA, Babar, and kaplejon [1312/1878] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/14 11:35:42] Albeit_J [4/279] has challenged sartan [69/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Albeit_J's clock.
[11/01/14 20:06:29] sartan [853/1012] has challenged Tenorman [682/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:21:14 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/02/14 01:35:44] sartan slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sartan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/14 12:23:11] sartan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:33 from level 64.
[12/11/14 20:13:15] sartan [953/1007] has challenged pipework [277/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:16:41 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/12/14 14:41:34] kaplejon, TauPan, and sartan [389/1844] have team battled archlich, honkybonky, and naw [1419/1808] and lost! 1 day, 02:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/14 23:32:16] sartan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:13:04 from level 64.
[12/16/14 11:49:57] sartan [612/1007] has challenged TheRub [261/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:30:35 is removed from sartan's clock.
[12/17/14 02:54:43] Virtual [83/1085] has challenged sartan [649/1007] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:00 is added to Virtual's clock.
[12/18/14 07:36:51] Ed, strugart, and sartan [1166/1949] have team battled aucg, vegadark, and FrodoTheHobbit [828/2044] and won! 0 days, 19:11:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 11:05:08] sartan [463/1007] has challenged Rarity [425/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:43 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/22/15 22:48:38] Kyree [175/473] has come upon sartan [450/1007] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:28:00 is added to Kyree's clock.
[05/27/15 14:43:30] sartan [410/1007] has come upon blind [393/841] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:05 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/01/15 06:39:06] ElectRo, sartan, and Lowbow [2555/2593] have team battled Cameron_D, kensington, and Birdbones [212/2459] and won! 1 day, 05:01:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/15 08:55:33] sartan [282/1007] has come upon XenGi [754/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:58 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/01/15 15:06:42] aucg [141/684] has come upon sartan [233/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:30:26 is added to aucg's clock.
[06/07/15 06:35:15] Charris [182/402] has come upon sartan [817/1007] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:38:36 is added to Charris's clock.
[06/10/15 10:04:19] sartan [74/1007] has come upon Tamini [195/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:16 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/10/15 13:58:19] sartan [962/1007] has come upon dbRenaud [217/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:50:52 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/10/15 21:22:30] FrodoTheHobbit, sartan, and jenksy [1086/2538] have team battled PersonalJ, grant050, and dindinx [1334/1392] and lost! 0 days, 17:56:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/15 21:30:57] sartan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:15 towards level 64.
[06/13/15 23:13:48] godog, sartan, and cbob [572/2079] have team battled plaller, lipek, and nitzer [756/2217] and lost! 0 days, 22:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/15 02:05:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 3 days, 10:45:29 toward level 64.
[06/14/15 14:45:41] sartan [295/1007] has challenged zid [33/809] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:01:11 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/14/15 20:18:34] sartan, Nofew, and ryushe [910/2660] have team battled JustAPerson, nikoJ, and h00k [565/1721] and won! 0 days, 02:57:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 04:22:04] sartan EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:13 from level 64.
[06/15/15 14:01:59] sartan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:22 towards level 64.
[06/17/15 02:19:39] sartan [283/1007] has challenged sasaniak [282/683] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/17/15 05:54:58] pants [215/441] has come upon sartan [96/1007] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:02:09 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/20/15 09:35:06] sartan left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sartan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/15 04:36:12] hannesenator [329/404] has challenged sartan [257/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:22 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[06/22/15 12:59:53] sartan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:16:20 towards level 65.
[06/22/15 18:28:25] sartan [896/985] has come upon hannesenator [282/404] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:16:19 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/23/15 01:34:13] sartan, simple, and honkybonky [1154/2243] have team battled Tesla, gravis, and Misza [672/1567] and won! 2 days, 10:30:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/15 05:27:39] MJ94 [283/454] has challenged sartan [31/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/23/15 05:27:39] MJ94 has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 8 days, 07:57:21 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/24/15 13:42:11] sartan [53/985] has challenged SlowRiot [804/941] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:04:08 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/27/15 06:59:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 02:30:00 from level 65.
[06/27/15 16:42:22] ninjabox [165/259] has challenged sartan [737/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to ninjabox's clock.
[06/27/15 18:10:24] ArilKominger [282/398] has come upon sartan [68/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:29 is removed from ArilKominger's clock.
[06/27/15 18:10:24] ArilKominger has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:33:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/27/15 19:29:02] hannesenator, Hydrogenum, and Lucien [696/1908] have team battled ludjer, Misza, and sartan [2007/2061] and lost! 0 days, 08:01:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/15 03:09:33] idisjunction [327/893] has challenged sartan [252/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:58:07 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/28/15 18:14:12] sartan [47/985] has challenged ajhgfa [454/473] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:54:22 is added to sartan's clock.
[06/28/15 20:14:50] sartan [218/985] has challenged iLP [198/400] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:28:13 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/29/15 16:27:24] pixelate [232/501] has come upon sartan [457/985] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:13:37 is added to pixelate's clock.
[06/30/15 08:55:39] Tenorman, sartan, and pekster [306/2495] have team battled Tazzlefoot, Alric`, and damyan [577/1392] and lost! 7 days, 03:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/15 18:43:21] naw [382/543] has come upon sartan [184/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:31 is removed from naw's clock.
[07/01/15 15:46:20] gazarsgo, Simie, and sartan [689/2365] have team battled Pici, TimWolla, and Plasmastar [189/1644] and won! 0 days, 11:07:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 05:36:34] astropoint, sartan, and Beavis [96/2578] have team battled merryfett, Majak, and Crazycatlady [98/1356] and lost! 1 day, 05:36:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 02:53:18] Lilian [59/323] has come upon sartan [917/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:37 is added to Lilian's clock.
[07/18/15 14:21:38] sartan [468/985] has come upon irix [466/853] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 17:06:11 is removed from sartan's clock.
[07/18/15 18:10:23] Haru, Haquer, and sasaniak [760/1328] have team battled XJR-9, RistoUuranmaki, and sartan [858/2033] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/15 09:17:34] NezumiRyu [15/471] has come upon sartan [613/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:20 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[07/24/15 10:25:39] sartan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:19:19 towards level 65.
[07/25/15 11:15:45] sartan, Peaches, and ChasedSpade [88/1792] have team battled Crazycatlady, Gaius, and grant050 [1224/1255] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/15 17:13:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 22 days, 16:54:31 toward level 65.
[08/20/15 02:13:51] zankore [219/267] has come upon sartan [891/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:18 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/20/15 13:47:49] zankore [45/278] has challenged sartan [439/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/20/15 15:26:51] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:11:11 towards level 65.
[08/21/15 10:31:34] IdleMaster [190/392] has come upon sartan [189/985] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:54:49 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[08/22/15 09:35:29] RBecker [278/416] has come upon sartan [885/985] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:34:49 is added to RBecker's clock.
[08/22/15 18:27:14] dwfreed [368/453] has challenged sartan [330/985] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:40:32 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/23/15 03:41:08] rharwood, keeper_c, and sbp [2375/2470] have team battled Nofew, sartan, and yano [847/2536] and won! 0 days, 18:46:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/15 11:35:54] Cypher [777/893] has come upon sartan [577/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:37 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/16/15 12:20:08] aowsenek [174/380] has come upon sartan [316/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to aowsenek's clock.
[09/16/15 13:10:14] Jareeta [952/977] has challenged sartan [940/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:18 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[09/16/15 20:08:00] sartan, CornFly, and neurospex [786/2994] have team battled L235, Tenorman, and AngryParsley [2105/2288] and lost! 4 days, 16:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/15 22:23:02] r00f [454/696] has challenged sartan [545/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:53:10 is added to r00f's clock.
[09/17/15 23:33:19] iynque [19/237] has challenged sartan [474/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to iynque's clock.
[09/18/15 11:57:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sartan with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 23:27:13 from level 65.
[09/19/15 14:38:44] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:40:50 towards level 65.
[09/20/15 08:17:58] BURUT [39/242] has come upon sartan [657/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:27 is added to BURUT's clock.
[09/20/15 14:33:47] Agent86 [227/464] has come upon sartan [694/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:33 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/23/15 11:32:27] pipework [368/468] has come upon sartan [124/985] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:15:15 is removed from pipework's clock.
[09/24/15 02:07:47] Akiyuki [112/541] has challenged sartan [211/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[09/24/15 14:33:26] Nofew [38/911] has come upon sartan [317/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:50:53 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/25/15 20:11:32] sartan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:19:37 from level 65.
[09/25/15 22:31:18] sartan [938/985] has challenged abra0 [33/577] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:37:50 is removed from sartan's clock.
[09/25/15 22:31:18] In the fierce battle, abra0 dropped his level 32 set of leggings! sartan picks it up, tossing his old level 29 set of leggings to abra0.
[09/27/15 19:10:49] Doctor, KyloRen, and sartan [851/2049] have team battled ChiefRA, Majak, and Robmanx [754/1446] and won! 0 days, 01:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/15 03:49:21] sartan [647/988] has challenged Regnor [185/811] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:57:06 is removed from sartan's clock.
[01/27/16 05:58:55] Bilzerian [192/280] has challenged sartan [408/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Bilzerian's clock.
[01/28/16 02:37:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 12 days, 17:26:48 toward level 65.
[01/28/16 08:04:47] Hundikutsikas [238/344] has challenged sartan [587/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Hundikutsikas's clock.
[01/28/16 17:42:49] SmOkE_RU [506/522] has challenged sartan [919/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:59:46 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[01/29/16 06:47:46] sartan [858/988] has challenged Alys [166/309] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:29:02 is removed from sartan's clock.
[01/31/16 03:04:35] sartan [726/988] has challenged sjefen6 [305/375] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:37:22 is removed from sartan's clock.
[02/01/16 09:03:22] sartan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:42:15 from level 65.
[02/01/16 14:48:53] sartan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:19 from level 65.
[02/01/16 17:20:35] TauPan, Antutuuuuu, and sjums_the_great [465/1206] have team battled sartan, Asara, and Sohnae [868/2227] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/16 15:52:48] sartan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:54 towards level 65.
[02/02/16 16:50:30] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:50 towards level 65.
[02/02/16 18:05:27] Lenny, Hundikutsikas, and yang [140/2142] have team battled Str1ngS, mwhahaha, and sartan [314/1944] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/16 18:51:11] Cameron_D [68/1040] has come upon sartan [179/988] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:59:02 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[02/03/16 01:31:45] sartan [816/988] has challenged Agent86 [375/663] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:42:51 is removed from sartan's clock.
[02/05/16 04:17:02] sartan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:52:13 from level 65.
[02/05/16 05:57:08] sartan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:54 from level 65.
[03/17/16 13:57:16] sartan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:04 towards level 65.
[03/17/16 16:24:08] yano [310/589] has challenged sartan [965/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:41:56 is added to yano's clock.
[03/18/16 09:03:45] sartan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:08 towards level 65.
[03/18/16 17:10:24] brycec, MadMan, and sartan [132/1979] have team battled Asara, Doctor, and Sero [1814/1971] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 13:29:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 1 day, 17:50:48 toward level 65.
[03/20/16 08:57:56] Regnor [460/859] has come upon sartan [385/998] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:59:33 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[03/20/16 14:48:53] sartan [118/998] has challenged PiotrekD [68/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:27:22 is removed from sartan's clock.
[03/20/16 15:30:24] kensington [279/551] has come upon sartan [238/998] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:07:28 is removed from kensington's clock.
[03/20/16 17:04:01] Milquetoast [869/905] has come upon sartan [384/998] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:16:35 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/18/16 21:39:35] sartan [185/998] has come upon dax [168/428] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:46:12 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/19/16 05:41:33] sartan, arlen, and nfsnobody [357/2689] have team battled BronyDee, MetaNova, and Frogging101 [685/1295] and lost! 0 days, 20:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 08:50:31] vegadark [10/415] has challenged sartan [206/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:32:04 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/19/16 20:35:49] AbacusAvenger [223/481] has challenged sartan [415/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[06/20/16 01:52:14] Schmid [124/295] has challenged sartan [126/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Schmid's clock.
[06/21/16 09:37:19] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:28 towards level 65.
[06/21/16 18:06:34] argus [247/559] has come upon sartan [303/1009] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:05:01 is added to argus's clock.
[06/23/16 18:22:46] daemoneye [61/718] has come upon sartan [123/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:28 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[06/24/16 01:33:18] Oooooog, Babar, and idisjunction [1285/2373] have team battled aucg, magnetik, and sartan [167/2502] and won! 0 days, 13:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/16 12:52:58] Birdbones [521/1035] has come upon sartan [660/1009] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:10:09 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[06/24/16 16:39:35] Majak [171/411] has come upon sartan [424/1009] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:37:32 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/24/16 18:36:23] Schmid, sartan, and tmberg [382/2229] have team battled Brainiac, yano, and Kussie [789/1848] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/16 19:07:01] Rognak [3/264] has challenged sartan [780/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Rognak's clock.
[06/25/16 16:22:37] sartan [129/1009] has challenged Kalinakov [94/538] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:19:13 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/26/16 08:50:27] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:11:39 towards level 66.
[06/26/16 09:19:02] grooverider [429/900] has come upon sartan [271/1009] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:32:15 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/26/16 09:36:38] dindinx, Woona, and kork [665/1315] have team battled sartan, vBm, and prime [1386/1883] and lost! 0 days, 12:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/16 11:41:24] Schmid [57/337] has challenged sartan [932/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Schmid's clock.
[06/26/16 13:11:35] sartan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:57 towards level 66.
[06/26/16 13:55:49] sartan died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:14:07 from level 66.
[06/26/16 23:55:57] sartan [918/1009] has challenged MetaNova [406/470] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:58:40 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/27/16 03:30:10] argus [330/562] has come upon sartan [975/1009] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:59:14 is added to argus's clock.
[06/27/16 07:41:16] suterismus [882/1210] has come upon sartan [384/1009] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:48:35 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/16/16 07:29:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 16 days, 21:10:23 toward level 66.
[10/17/16 08:20:37] sartan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:35:12 towards level 66.
[10/17/16 15:35:34] sartan [245/1009] has come upon Sixbierehomme [608/727] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:23:43 is added to sartan's clock.
[10/17/16 23:59:24] SynDroid [101/117] has challenged sartan [919/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to SynDroid's clock.
[10/19/16 21:06:14] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:55 towards level 66.
[10/20/16 02:56:55] sartan [282/1009] has challenged Realmy [339/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:15:17 is added to sartan's clock.
[10/20/16 12:27:51] sartan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:25 towards level 66.
[10/20/16 18:58:32] sartan [188/1009] has come upon shandor [47/773] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:21:45 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/21/16 01:56:11] sartan [166/1009] has come upon stonehammer [679/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:48:18 is added to sartan's clock.
[10/21/16 04:06:45] roy [96/515] has challenged sartan [225/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to roy's clock.
[01/08/17 17:15:27] sartan [813/1009] has come upon Str1ngS [11/556] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:51:50 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/14/17 17:08:06] everbrew [277/722] has come upon sartan [561/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:49:30 is added to everbrew's clock.
[04/15/17 04:59:53] Hodor [481/522] has come upon sartan [326/1009] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:35:53 is removed from Hodor's clock.
[04/15/17 05:23:09] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:15 towards level 66.
[04/16/17 07:18:32] sartan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:16 from level 66.
[04/16/17 20:42:20] sartan, vegadark, and himuraken [1994/2203] have team battled WallIdl, jstg, and MrGlass [723/2289] and won! 1 day, 04:37:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/17 21:23:28] TheGrumpyScot [30/464] has challenged sartan [982/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[04/17/17 01:07:47] sartan [126/1009] has come upon robox [599/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:35:41 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/17/17 11:25:59] sartan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:11 towards level 66.
[04/22/17 17:38:50] sartan [892/1009] has come upon Syloq [133/292] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:52:52 is removed from sartan's clock.
[04/23/17 11:27:05] Socks [554/557] has challenged sartan [611/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:51 is added to Socks's clock.
[04/23/17 16:18:27] sartan [397/1009] has come upon Bkid [545/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:29 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/23/17 20:25:06] sbp [539/600] has challenged sartan [214/1009] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/24/17 02:59:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 2 days, 07:33:58 toward level 66.
[04/24/17 07:53:04] sartan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:09 towards level 66.
[04/25/17 00:40:39] Gatewayy [40/798] has challenged sartan [467/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:05 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[04/25/17 01:27:34] robox [287/883] has come upon sartan [637/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:55 is added to robox's clock.
[05/03/17 07:55:26] MetaNova [312/369] has challenged sartan [157/1009] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:51:14 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/03/17 14:35:44] sartan had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:45 towards level 66.
[05/06/17 16:55:54] sartan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:37 from level 66.
[05/07/17 02:54:59] woonack, sartan, and SudoKing [1890/2139] have team battled MadMan, glorgamitch, and Cypher [1564/2271] and won! 0 days, 02:41:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 13:41:07] sartan [100/1009] has challenged popey [249/279] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/10/17 20:30:40] sartan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:13:59 towards level 67.
[05/12/17 05:11:45] sartan [255/1009] has come upon cirdan [126/854] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:20:08 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/12/17 14:20:29] sartan met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:46:00 from level 67.
[05/12/17 16:53:33] sartan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:30:05 towards level 67.
[05/13/17 00:24:20] sartan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:30:03 from level 67.
[05/14/17 05:18:29] sartan [368/1013] has come upon Frogging101 [576/585] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:27:40 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/15/17 10:38:36] sartan [155/1013] has challenged liara [16/393] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:58:06 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/15/17 17:20:52] sartan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:11 towards level 67.
[05/15/17 22:01:41] sartan [229/1013] has come upon irix [147/1051] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:29:45 is removed from sartan's clock.
[05/16/17 00:36:15] sartan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:15 towards level 67.
[06/14/17 07:25:29] sartan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:13:18 from level 67.
[06/15/17 04:32:43] Firien [348/826] has come upon sartan [70/1013] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:43:46 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/30/17 07:52:33] sigmg, prime, and sartan [886/2063] have team battled Killerkid, Gatewayy, and PinkiePie [1074/2118] and lost! 1 day, 11:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/17 07:03:25] sartan sharpened the edge of his weapon! sartan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/17 02:37:47] sartan [365/1032] has come upon damyan [703/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:26:32 is added to sartan's clock.
[09/21/17 03:19:03] RedW, valdur55, and sartan [1882/2704] have team battled Zaratustra, brycec, and Avocet [1555/2664] and won! 1 day, 15:32:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/17 19:40:32] Ttech, sartan, and Boulder [2463/3032] have team battled uhmmm, Zye, and KeboDK [747/2506] and won! 0 days, 10:33:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 07:24:16] KeboDK [96/1072] has come upon sartan [975/1032] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:09:25 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[10/03/17 00:46:07] sunri5e, cirdan, and sartan [2202/2381] have team battled Fattyeater, RistoUuranmaki, and ohnx [546/2274] and won! 0 days, 02:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 10:23:24] sartan, noother, and unicron [1045/2295] have team battled Elgo, ruan, and HeavyPodda [1790/2176] and lost! 0 days, 18:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 21:39:43] noother [1/522] has come upon sartan [911/1032] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:25 is added to noother's clock.
[10/03/17 21:47:39] IdleMaster, Gatewayy, and Nofew [1543/2606] have team battled x0, darkmage, and sartan [1045/2285] and won! 1 day, 10:09:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 06:40:10] x0 [34/256] has challenged sartan [964/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to x0's clock.
[10/04/17 12:00:18] sartan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:18 towards level 67.
[10/04/17 13:22:46] sartan, Antium, and SirMonkeybox [903/2491] have team battled J, Mateusz, and MJ94 [318/2553] and won! 0 days, 04:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 03:51:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 24 days, 19:45:01 toward level 67.
[10/06/17 04:41:38] cirdan, sartan, Globalirc, and valdur55 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/17 22:11:59] sartan [848/1032] has challenged PinkiePie [617/858] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:57 is removed from sartan's clock.
[10/07/17 13:11:31] sartan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:27 towards level 67.
[10/07/17 18:54:59] sartan, Lemelisk, Misza, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/17 04:19:40] sartan [599/1032] has come upon Syloq [366/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:20:16 is removed from sartan's clock.
[11/28/17 12:34:14] sartan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:55 towards level 67.
[11/28/17 15:17:39] uhmmm [378/889] has challenged sartan [317/1032] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:46:04 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[09/11/18 19:09:28] bobvador [24/602] has challenged sartan [378/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:48:29 is added to bobvador's clock.
[09/12/18 03:43:06] Nistur [196/484] has come upon sartan [820/1032] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:08:16 is added to Nistur's clock.
[09/12/18 20:47:17] sartan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:12 towards level 67.
[11/24/19 15:07:16] sartan, Nechayev, and Scar3cr0w [1187/2591] have team battled RBecker, LukeLR, and DrJosh9000 [1504/2295] and lost! 0 days, 11:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 10:04:34] sartan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:49 from level 67.
[12/25/19 09:03:14] sartan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:20 towards level 67.
[12/25/19 11:59:57] HeavyPodda, L, and Susumurata [1679/2183] have team battled elbie, sartan, and Forud [813/2762] and won! 0 days, 00:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 09:06:40] CornFly, sartan, and Scornn [1494/3090] have team battled PiotrekD, darkmage, and Xenofex [355/3209] and won! 1 day, 14:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 22:11:09] golgy [456/989] has challenged sartan [236/1044] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:27:51 is removed from golgy's clock.
[03/30/20 16:28:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sartan 1 day, 10:40:30 toward level 67.
[04/04/20 07:50:25] sartan [85/1044] has challenged bisco [551/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:11 is added to sartan's clock.
[04/05/20 13:31:00] Varjatticus, Tiny_Nuggins, and sartan [2001/2403] have team battled inittab, pfoley, and IdleMaster [1197/2291] and won! 0 days, 20:50:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 16:56:47] meskio [846/923] has come upon sartan [68/1044] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:00:57 is removed from meskio's clock.
[04/18/20 16:56:47] meskio has dealt sartan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:27:25 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/10/21 22:58:27] ToHellWithGA, sartan, and h00k [579/3227] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, CheeseSodaPunch, and HeavyPodda [2701/2857] and lost! 1 day, 22:51:12 is added to their clocks.