Player Info

User: sasaniak
Class: Jellyfish
Admin?: No
Level: 87
Next level: 428 days, 04:52:16
Status: Offline
Host: sasaniak!zlo@adya.cz
Account Created: Mon Jul 18 15:57:15 2011
Last login: Mon Jul 23 03:15:27 2018
Total time idled: 2186 days, 08:05:46
Current position: [22,201]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 41
boots: 260 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 37
gloves: 32
helm: 53 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 31
ring: 51 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 66
tunic: 82 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 39

sum: 692

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 4 days, 08:40:47
nick: 10 days, 11:53:29
part: None
quest: 1975 days, 15:42:22
quit: 717 days, 20:18:51

total: 2708 days, 08:35:29

Character Modifiers

[07/18/11 17:47:58] sasaniak [10/13] has challenged sbp [36/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/18/11 22:07:09] sasaniak [34/64] has challenged GaveUp [296/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/19/11 01:39:26] sasaniak [31/78] has challenged ccx [274/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/19/11 14:41:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 00:36:37 toward level 21.
[07/20/11 04:14:41] sasaniak [63/197] has challenged greycat [136/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/20/11 10:45:49] sasaniak [92/197] has challenged GaveUp [179/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/20/11 18:05:25] sasaniak [158/209] has challenged slovdahl [338/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/11 02:28:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 00:06:44 toward level 27.
[07/21/11 02:33:32] sasaniak [122/230] has challenged [dmp] [231/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/11 07:36:04] untdestroyer [228/287] has come upon sasaniak [2/230] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:52:58 is removed from untdestroyer's clock.
[07/21/11 12:22:02] sasaniak [223/247] has challenged AngryParsley [101/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/11 18:14:07] kork [367/570] has challenged sasaniak [177/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:42:51 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/21/11 21:36:14] Dimwit, Hydrogenum, and Alfie [1116/1520] have team battled sniegol, sasaniak, and wakeupscreaming [578/1420] and won! 0 days, 00:27:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/11 21:56:14] sasaniak [14/263] has challenged dxrt [331/439] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/22/11 11:08:09] sasaniak [56/263] has challenged kloeri [364/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/23/11 03:03:13] sasaniak [115/294] has challenged Xander [315/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/23/11 20:48:47] sasaniak [189/322] has challenged TauPan [533/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/24/11 05:23:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 01:32:03 toward level 33.
[07/24/11 16:55:33] sasaniak [199/327] has challenged simmy [176/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:14:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/24/11 22:02:42] rww [2/4] has challenged sasaniak [95/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to rww's clock.
[07/25/11 07:34:35] brimstone [734/852] has challenged sasaniak [269/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:01 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[07/25/11 11:01:00] sasaniak [195/332] has challenged sid77 [15/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/25/11 16:35:22] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:35 towards level 35.
[07/26/11 04:38:51] bairyn [81/475] has challenged sasaniak [322/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to bairyn's clock.
[07/26/11 06:25:36] sasaniak [52/332] has come upon Ciphohs5 [43/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/26/11 06:52:17] sasaniak [26/332] has challenged ChrisAM [110/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/27/11 19:27:02] sasaniak [90/343] has challenged kloeri [447/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/28/11 03:00:29] DrDick [411/717] has challenged sasaniak [154/343] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:43:43 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[07/28/11 09:47:35] sasaniak [341/343] has come upon Phibs [101/407] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/28/11 09:52:28] sniegol, sbp, and Kevin1981 [275/1618] have team battled bairyn, LordFella, and sasaniak [477/1258] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/11 20:18:13] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:11 from level 37.
[07/28/11 23:04:56] Majak [414/486] has challenged sasaniak [210/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:14:19 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/29/11 08:08:13] sasaniak [235/356] has challenged keeper_c [697/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/29/11 19:18:42] rww [121/223] has challenged sasaniak [90/356] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from rww's clock.
[07/29/11 20:06:06] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/11 01:10:33] hawk [97/828] has challenged sasaniak [99/358] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:51:26 is added to hawk's clock.
[07/30/11 05:11:23] ccx [450/456] has challenged sasaniak [151/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:03 is removed from ccx's clock.
[07/30/11 09:12:13] Xander [266/355] has challenged sasaniak [69/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:05:22 is removed from Xander's clock.
[07/30/11 21:20:07] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:34 towards level 38.
[07/30/11 23:48:10] geck [179/401] has challenged sasaniak [48/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:53 is removed from geck's clock.
[07/31/11 05:11:00] sasaniak [230/358] has challenged geck [266/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/31/11 08:37:26] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:33 from level 39.
[07/31/11 14:14:52] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:37 towards level 39.
[07/31/11 16:12:51] allo [133/793] has come upon sasaniak [215/358] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:01:05 is added to allo's clock.
[08/01/11 00:22:08] sasaniak [61/358] has come upon kwiat [328/329] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:12:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/01/11 21:54:55] Weasel, simmy, and Duph [1806/2115] have team battled sasaniak, suterismus, and Nimda [1342/1733] and won! 0 days, 12:40:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/11 10:05:50] sasaniak [84/363] has challenged elMariachi [82/84] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/02/11 14:35:55] TheOneElectric [70/225] has challenged sasaniak [233/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to TheOneElectric's clock.
[08/04/11 06:32:00] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:49 from level 40.
[08/04/11 14:54:48] sasaniak [354/377] has challenged TimRiker [168/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/04/11 22:07:56] illuminata [183/442] has come upon sasaniak [165/377] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:55:27 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[08/04/11 23:23:37] Medusa [42/50] has challenged sasaniak [249/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Medusa's clock.
[08/06/11 15:10:49] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:02 towards level 41.
[08/06/11 17:46:55] sasaniak [127/377] has come upon Preaux [247/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/06/11 21:55:48] sasaniak [100/377] has challenged gipyelrah [712/1093] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/07/11 23:23:52] mauke, livinskull, and sasaniak [276/1335] have team battled Duph, geck, and TimRiker [1265/1722] and lost! 0 days, 09:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/11 01:57:52] [dmp] [286/396] has challenged sasaniak [227/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:09:02 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[08/08/11 12:03:50] sshc [22/388] has come upon sasaniak [108/377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:58:07 is added to sshc's clock.
[08/09/11 08:08:55] Juggaloon, Ultima, and cruciform [118/1526] have team battled Hydrogenum, AmiRuss, and sasaniak [1414/1728] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/11 17:05:00] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:09 towards level 42.
[08/10/11 14:31:58] sasaniak [168/377] has challenged Lurker [869/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/10/11 19:30:59] keeper_c, RichardBronosky, and sasaniak [907/1912] have team battled AmiRuss, Weasel, and livinskull [54/1362] and won! 0 days, 17:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/11 22:24:56] dxrt, s1cz, and cirdan [1622/1725] have team battled sasaniak, melic, and <death1024> [216/1103] and won! 0 days, 21:52:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/11 19:24:04] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:41 towards level 43.
[08/12/11 03:13:18] nhandler [191/446] has come upon sasaniak [219/377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:51 is added to nhandler's clock.
[08/13/11 02:18:37] Gizmokid2005, sasaniak, blizgerg, and livinskull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/11 09:09:58] sasaniak [316/377] has challenged Charris [178/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/13/11 09:09:58] In the fierce battle, Charris dropped his level 70 charm! sasaniak picks it up, tossing his old level 35 charm to Charris.
[08/14/11 03:44:28] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:17 towards level 44.
[08/15/11 15:37:44] felipe [269/435] has challenged sasaniak [248/412] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:11:10 is removed from felipe's clock.
[08/16/11 05:28:21] Tragcrox [494/540] has challenged sasaniak [279/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from Tragcrox's clock.
[08/16/11 14:25:10] sasaniak [173/412] has challenged Tragcrox [155/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/16/11 14:25:10] sasaniak has dealt Tragcrox a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:16:19 is added to Tragcrox's clock.
[08/16/11 19:43:57] nosklo [412/497] has challenged sasaniak [242/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:02:21 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[08/17/11 07:58:06] sasaniak [146/412] has come upon chazzam [41/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:48:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/18/11 13:52:59] Xander [71/319] has challenged sasaniak [60/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:56:27 is removed from Xander's clock.
[08/18/11 18:03:37] Tabsy [4/9] has challenged sasaniak [3/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:59 is removed from Tabsy's clock.
[08/18/11 18:25:32] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:24 towards level 45.
[08/19/11 00:23:39] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:52 towards level 45.
[08/19/11 15:59:13] brimstone [358/848] has challenged sasaniak [36/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:20:28 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[08/19/11 20:00:02] suiside [160/962] has challenged sasaniak [304/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:50 is added to suiside's clock.
[08/20/11 06:55:21] sasaniak [286/414] has challenged dox [7/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/21/11 13:20:02] epix- [148/166] has challenged sasaniak [356/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to epix-'s clock.
[08/21/11 14:18:00] suterismus [972/1048] has come upon sasaniak [90/414] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:10:43 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/21/11 14:18:00] suterismus has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:02:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/23/11 13:45:08] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:41 towards level 46.
[08/24/11 23:37:51] Cenhinen [797/1153] has come upon sasaniak [40/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:41:23 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[08/25/11 16:22:44] sasaniak [137/414] has challenged Ttech [806/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:47 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/25/11 18:05:48] ccx [327/454] has come upon sasaniak [217/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:18:21 is removed from ccx's clock.
[08/25/11 23:04:11] RichardBronosky [201/382] has come upon sasaniak [292/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:02 is added to RichardBronosky's clock.
[08/26/11 04:42:24] sasaniak [382/414] has challenged Jareeta [0/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/26/11 12:26:51] dxrt [242/607] has challenged sasaniak [362/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:36:12 is added to dxrt's clock.
[08/27/11 03:25:53] Skhone [4/53] has challenged sasaniak [114/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Skhone's clock.
[08/28/11 09:18:34] Locke, sasaniak, Beavis, and alexjs have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/11 09:36:19] kenyon [430/557] has challenged sasaniak [136/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:50:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/28/11 11:01:58] kork [345/583] has come upon sasaniak [110/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:00 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/28/11 20:58:38] AmiRuss [10/553] has come upon sasaniak [216/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:46 is added to AmiRuss's clock.
[08/29/11 14:53:36] sshc [214/401] has challenged sasaniak [346/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to sshc's clock.
[08/29/11 15:15:36] Skhone [14/233] has challenged sasaniak [353/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Skhone's clock.
[08/30/11 09:46:37] sasaniak [118/414] has challenged Tragcrox [125/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:43 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/11 10:10:44] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:07 towards level 47.
[08/30/11 18:48:44] gipyelrah [803/1088] has challenged sasaniak [228/414] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:41:07 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[08/31/11 04:48:13] sasaniak [133/540] has challenged greycat [129/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/01/11 12:59:47] alexjs [339/506] has challenged sasaniak [402/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:46 is added to alexjs's clock.
[09/01/11 14:00:00] Locke [16/414] has challenged sasaniak [510/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:03 is added to Locke's clock.
[09/02/11 21:45:53] sasaniak, AngryParsley, Weasel, and TimRiker have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/11 20:12:18] gipyelrah [791/1088] has challenged sasaniak [110/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:30:51 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[09/04/11 04:14:08] alexjs [438/523] has challenged sasaniak [221/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:28:57 is removed from alexjs's clock.
[09/05/11 08:19:07] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:49 towards level 48.
[09/05/11 11:39:59] sasaniak [55/540] has challenged dime [277/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/05/11 13:38:31] nhandler, GaveUp, and yang [228/1226] have team battled superpenisfish, sasaniak, and sbp [342/1452] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/11 03:50:06] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:12 towards level 49.
[09/06/11 17:48:16] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:15 towards level 49.
[09/06/11 19:30:43] sasaniak [418/540] has challenged kork [490/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:18:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/06/11 22:31:15] IdylMeifter, sasaniak, and greycat [994/1043] have team battled Locke, blizgerg, and ElectRo [491/1983] and won! 0 days, 00:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/11 09:00:00] sasaniak [34/540] has come upon Locke [286/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:16:37 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/07/11 18:35:55] sasaniak [142/540] has challenged vrillusions [80/230] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/09/11 13:47:32] noother [392/425] has come upon sasaniak [182/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:46:12 is removed from noother's clock.
[09/10/11 12:44:29] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:28 towards level 49.
[09/10/11 16:35:28] sasaniak [201/516] has challenged nosklo [406/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/11/11 06:37:17] sasaniak [457/519] has challenged IdleBot [568/1280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/11/11 07:17:27] BlastHardcheese [58/130] has challenged sasaniak [188/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[09/11/11 07:19:09] Beavis [708/738] has challenged sasaniak [443/519] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:14 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[09/11/11 21:52:48] sjefen6 [179/359] has challenged sasaniak [173/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[09/12/11 06:10:46] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:30 from level 49.
[09/12/11 09:40:41] masklin [794/817] has challenged sasaniak [331/519] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:30:55 is removed from masklin's clock.
[09/12/11 15:37:22] mauke, ChrisAM, and Juggaloon [1693/2093] have team battled kenyon, dxrt, and sasaniak [124/1926] and won! 0 days, 00:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/11 21:07:02] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:25 towards level 49.
[09/14/11 02:21:40] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:00 towards level 49.
[09/14/11 09:47:07] sasaniak [102/519] has challenged zomega [169/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:45 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/11 18:23:31] sasaniak [188/519] has challenged blizgerg [172/439] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/11 21:11:37] noother, dxrt, and TauPan [1237/1445] have team battled sasaniak, kwiat, and Weasel [339/1620] and won! 1 day, 17:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/11 07:52:17] sasaniak [469/519] has challenged kwiat [286/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:13:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/15/11 12:50:21] lipek, c0de, and Cthulhu [1640/1704] have team battled sasaniak, AngryParsley, and Duph [1627/1812] and won! 1 day, 00:23:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/11 01:20:44] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:42:46 from level 50.
[09/16/11 18:09:47] dxrt [487/607] has come upon sasaniak [381/519] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:58:18 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[09/17/11 01:53:32] noother [331/450] has come upon sasaniak [281/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:12 is removed from noother's clock.
[09/18/11 13:01:18] Ttech [59/855] has challenged sasaniak [512/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:58 is added to Ttech's clock.
[09/19/11 16:36:04] Grim [63/952] has challenged sasaniak [360/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:34 is added to Grim's clock.
[09/19/11 19:36:31] Majak [452/473] has challenged sasaniak [137/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:38 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/21/11 01:05:56] sasaniak found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:32 towards level 50.
[09/21/11 02:29:58] AmiRuss [426/601] has come upon sasaniak [327/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:50:04 is removed from AmiRuss's clock.
[09/21/11 06:43:01] sasaniak [143/519] has challenged tool8 [261/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/21/11 21:03:34] sasaniak, Weasel, and yond [1345/1553] have team battled BSDBlack, superpenisfish, and exa [1227/1730] and won! 0 days, 05:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/11 22:26:14] sasaniak [498/519] has challenged Jareeta [49/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/23/11 04:51:00] sasaniak [231/519] has challenged BSDBlack [490/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:53:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/23/11 12:52:20] [dmp] [255/415] has challenged sasaniak [105/519] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:13:03 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[09/24/11 14:56:46] sasaniak [343/519] has challenged Loreley [141/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:41:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/24/11 19:05:00] Loreley [99/209] has challenged sasaniak [14/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:27 is removed from Loreley's clock.
[09/25/11 07:22:27] Ricket [88/252] has challenged sasaniak [296/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Ricket's clock.
[09/25/11 09:00:09] Kylu [427/489] has challenged sasaniak [13/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:14 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[09/25/11 15:20:10] amnjo [225/235] has challenged sasaniak [167/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from amnjo's clock.
[09/27/11 16:09:15] cirdan [187/1065] has challenged sasaniak [151/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:26:55 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[09/28/11 14:07:29] keeper_c [1067/1159] has come upon sasaniak [470/519] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:37:09 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[09/30/11 06:59:08] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:14 towards level 51.
[09/30/11 14:27:58] vrillusions, sasaniak, and sjefen6 [913/1296] have team battled DeLorean, Plasmastar, and Ricket [53/1059] and won! 0 days, 03:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/11 10:24:32] sasaniak [508/519] has challenged ChrisAM [27/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:26:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/01/11 15:38:44] gipyelrah, sasaniak, chazzam, and hawk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/11 23:45:31] mythras [307/504] has come upon sasaniak [380/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:15 is added to mythras's clock.
[10/02/11 06:13:16] Ephur [138/214] has challenged sasaniak [285/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Ephur's clock.
[10/02/11 20:03:04] sasaniak [364/538] has challenged Tragcrox [194/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/03/11 17:06:47] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:23:44 from level 52.
[10/03/11 18:39:19] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:49 from level 52.
[10/05/11 12:41:33] WrEtCh [194/539] has challenged sasaniak [177/538] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:35:47 is removed from WrEtCh's clock.
[10/05/11 18:42:40] sasaniak [35/538] has challenged Plasmastar [545/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:10:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/06/11 13:43:24] Grim, sasaniak, Ttech, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/11 03:01:13] sasaniak [297/538] has challenged kenyon [160/800] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:59:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/11 07:01:58] Ttech [872/915] has challenged sasaniak [184/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/07/11 09:40:52] IdylMeifter [264/352] has challenged sasaniak [290/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to IdylMeifter's clock.
[10/07/11 10:02:29] sasaniak [236/538] has challenged gipyelrah [464/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/11 13:02:59] sasaniak [375/538] has challenged nhandler [246/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:35:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/08/11 09:35:06] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:04 towards level 52.
[10/08/11 19:08:58] masklin [253/817] has challenged sasaniak [477/538] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:05:39 is added to masklin's clock.
[10/09/11 10:11:43] sasaniak [147/538] has challenged Ephur [214/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/10/11 13:19:29] TheOneElectric, sasaniak, and masklin [226/1675] have team battled tool8, adjtime, and Weasel [1274/1429] and lost! 0 days, 07:50:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/11 14:16:31] sasaniak [18/538] has challenged Babar [577/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/10/11 15:55:35] Jareeta [274/438] has come upon sasaniak [54/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:04:06 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[10/10/11 18:17:04] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:27 from level 52.
[10/11/11 03:03:39] nosklo [110/505] has come upon sasaniak [495/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:41 is added to nosklo's clock.
[10/11/11 09:15:45] wakeupscreaming [271/402] has come upon sasaniak [415/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:32 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[10/11/11 21:12:54] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:11 towards level 52.
[10/13/11 06:34:38] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:35 towards level 52.
[10/13/11 08:37:04] kenyon, zomega, and Beavis [1165/2083] have team battled thesquizer, sasaniak, and Ephur [998/1157] and won! 0 days, 03:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/11 10:29:45] sasaniak [76/538] has challenged IdleBot [1182/1310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/14/11 13:12:58] Ephur [257/304] has come upon sasaniak [14/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:03:05 is removed from Ephur's clock.
[10/15/11 04:55:36] sasaniak [153/538] has challenged <death1024> [400/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/15/11 10:19:33] ejnahc [2/11] has challenged sasaniak [193/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to ejnahc's clock.
[10/15/11 11:09:36] keeper_c, cybersystem, and Kylu [1802/2736] have team battled Ephur, sasaniak, and Skhone [296/1320] and won! 2 days, 08:55:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/11 14:39:43] sasaniak [61/538] has challenged Weasel [94/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:22:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/16/11 12:07:55] ejnahc [133/209] has challenged sasaniak [180/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to ejnahc's clock.
[10/16/11 20:14:52] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:47:13 from level 53.
[10/17/11 08:55:52] sbp [323/825] has come upon sasaniak [335/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:17:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/18/11 01:56:15] sasaniak, cirdan, and kenyon [2298/2319] have team battled <death1024>, Skhone, and IdylMeifter [1024/1294] and won! 0 days, 22:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/11 13:01:15] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:21 towards level 53.
[10/18/11 14:19:32] Comradin [64/148] has challenged sasaniak [380/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Comradin's clock.
[10/19/11 02:55:29] Nofew [31/405] has challenged sasaniak [106/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:04 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/19/11 04:27:28] Plasmastar, Comradin, and keeper_c [1831/1951] have team battled brimstone, sasaniak, and Ephur [1022/1771] and won! 0 days, 00:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/11 04:55:33] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:01 towards level 53.
[10/19/11 08:52:26] wakeupscreaming [280/371] has come upon sasaniak [31/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:00:02 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[10/20/11 07:32:25] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:17 towards level 53.
[10/22/11 06:09:27] sasaniak [75/538] has challenged Comradin [43/305] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/23/11 04:13:39] sasaniak [283/538] has challenged dime [417/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/23/11 18:26:23] seek [293/589] has come upon sasaniak [212/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:29:27 is removed from seek's clock.
[10/23/11 18:41:13] kork, Ivvy, and sasaniak [211/1725] have team battled suterismus, Charris, and cirdan [2567/2599] and lost! 0 days, 12:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/11 19:16:32] sasaniak [349/538] has challenged seek [32/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/24/11 10:37:20] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:38 from level 53.
[10/24/11 11:13:29] frozencemetery [216/320] has challenged sasaniak [375/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to frozencemetery's clock.
[10/24/11 19:34:02] sasaniak [159/538] has come upon Beavis [328/752] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:29 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/25/11 06:23:05] Majak [452/487] has challenged sasaniak [232/538] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:00:40 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/26/11 04:27:19] sasaniak [53/538] has challenged Duph [662/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/11 17:44:52] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:54 towards level 53.
[10/27/11 10:32:47] sasaniak [529/538] has challenged felipe [93/415] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:18:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/27/11 19:23:59] BlastHardcheese [111/389] has challenged sasaniak [158/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[10/28/11 03:45:37] suterismus, seek, and Weasel [2240/2287] have team battled Ttech, Tsunami, and sasaniak [842/1641] and won! 0 days, 06:44:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/11 11:10:54] Cthulhu [71/580] has come upon sasaniak [252/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:43 is added to Cthulhu's clock.
[10/29/11 20:52:30] dime [272/621] has come upon sasaniak [237/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:40 is removed from dime's clock.
[10/30/11 17:48:14] sasaniak [287/538] has challenged zomega [143/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/31/11 16:32:39] sasaniak [50/538] has challenged sniegol [754/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/01/11 10:01:21] PTC [341/566] has come upon sasaniak [24/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:26:40 is removed from PTC's clock.
[11/01/11 18:57:22] sasaniak [201/538] has challenged masklin [336/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:17:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/01/11 19:30:23] Weasel, kenyon, and sasaniak [1140/1996] have team battled sniegol, Cthulhu, and adjtime [208/1681] and won! 0 days, 01:52:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/11 11:43:46] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:16:47 from level 54.
[11/03/11 11:04:41] sasaniak [531/538] has challenged TheOneElectric [128/339] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:17:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/03/11 17:54:08] BlastHardcheese [276/389] has challenged sasaniak [183/538] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[11/05/11 07:14:06] mauke [430/666] has challenged sasaniak [519/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:58 is added to mauke's clock.
[11/05/11 14:13:29] sasaniak [433/538] has come upon Ardzum [163/182] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:02:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/05/11 14:13:29] sasaniak has dealt Ardzum a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Ardzum's clock.
[11/06/11 15:19:11] Tragcrox [414/534] has challenged sasaniak [58/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:16 is removed from Tragcrox's clock.
[11/06/11 20:53:10] Tsunami [228/365] has come upon sasaniak [210/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:28 is removed from Tsunami's clock.
[11/06/11 22:02:13] dime [236/645] has come upon sasaniak [479/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:04:35 is added to dime's clock.
[11/07/11 00:20:39] hoeq [80/256] has challenged sasaniak [207/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to hoeq's clock.
[11/07/11 05:20:55] sasaniak [317/538] has challenged lipek [287/584] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:19:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/07/11 23:55:36] Ricket, sid77, and DeLorean [367/1291] have team battled sasaniak, Alfie, and Hydrogenum [751/1849] and lost! 0 days, 02:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/11 13:27:39] cirdan, Grim, sasaniak, and DrDick have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/11 14:51:16] lipek, <death1024>, and vrillusions [944/1473] have team battled sasaniak, BlastHardcheese, and exa [477/1759] and won! 0 days, 23:32:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/11 03:27:55] sasaniak [400/538] has challenged dime [136/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:38:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/09/11 05:28:09] Grim [778/984] has challenged sasaniak [260/538] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:25:02 is removed from Grim's clock.
[11/10/11 05:12:26] Nusia [58/250] has challenged sasaniak [253/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Nusia's clock.
[11/10/11 06:31:50] Ephur [266/422] has challenged sasaniak [218/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:00 is removed from Ephur's clock.
[11/10/11 07:12:27] Osiux [248/404] has come upon sasaniak [293/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:50 is added to Osiux's clock.
[11/10/11 10:15:16] yond [315/428] has come upon sasaniak [103/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:42:05 is removed from yond's clock.
[11/10/11 13:36:31] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:18:54 from level 54.
[11/10/11 15:18:11] chazzam [402/500] has challenged sasaniak [430/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to chazzam's clock.
[11/10/11 22:33:07] mrx [26/36] has challenged sasaniak [272/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to mrx's clock.
[11/11/11 21:22:41] sasaniak [511/538] has come upon sid77 [94/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:16:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/11/11 23:57:21] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:23:45 from level 54.
[11/13/11 00:28:09] dime [283/403] has come upon sasaniak [230/538] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:10:28 is removed from dime's clock.
[11/13/11 00:56:51] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:02:33 from level 54.
[11/13/11 06:16:09] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:16 towards level 54.
[11/13/11 16:10:15] Dax, mrx, and wakeupscreaming [224/1157] have team battled Charris, sasaniak, and Woo [893/2108] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/11 18:44:16] vrillusions [177/409] has challenged sasaniak [511/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:53:34 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[11/13/11 20:41:06] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:35 towards level 54.
[11/14/11 17:47:39] ion [285/502] has challenged sasaniak [502/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:11 is added to ion's clock.
[11/15/11 19:58:08] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:59 from level 54.
[11/16/11 00:12:20] sasaniak [129/538] has challenged mauke [108/678] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/16/11 08:38:14] sasaniak [75/538] has come upon kwiat [34/546] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:55:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/17/11 18:40:51] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:45 towards level 55.
[11/18/11 02:01:02] felipe [45/415] has challenged sasaniak [529/538] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:48:11 is added to felipe's clock.
[11/19/11 11:45:34] yond [251/431] has come upon sasaniak [469/538] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:13 is added to yond's clock.
[11/20/11 16:25:01] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:52 towards level 55.
[11/22/11 13:16:18] sasaniak [10/538] has challenged yond [316/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/23/11 02:18:21] ChiefRA [321/541] has challenged sasaniak [385/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:27 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[11/23/11 20:42:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 02:18:26 toward level 55.
[11/24/11 01:21:47] Hydrogenum [750/822] has challenged sasaniak [352/538] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:02:54 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[11/24/11 09:40:07] nyuszika7h [35/319] has come upon sasaniak [179/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:40 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[11/24/11 16:27:08] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:30 from level 55.
[11/24/11 17:28:43] yond [71/201] has challenged sasaniak [463/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to yond's clock.
[11/24/11 21:48:59] Kabaka, sasaniak, and sniegol [1656/1781] have team battled mauke, Ivvy, and keeper_c [2210/2600] and lost! 0 days, 17:41:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/11 13:11:25] brimstone [173/842] has challenged sasaniak [148/538] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:44:33 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[11/26/11 20:48:21] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:04 from level 55.
[11/27/11 02:20:23] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:58 towards level 55.
[11/27/11 05:21:08] sasaniak [206/538] has come upon SeySayux [11/27] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/28/11 06:32:29] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:31 towards level 55.
[11/29/11 02:02:31] Elchzard [25/103] has challenged sasaniak [255/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Elchzard's clock.
[11/29/11 05:43:54] Celestia [94/108] has challenged sasaniak [460/538] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Celestia's clock.
[11/29/11 09:37:04] seek [280/627] has come upon sasaniak [364/538] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:48:25 is added to seek's clock.
[11/29/11 15:28:06] sasaniak [499/538] has challenged TheOneElectric [188/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/29/11 15:28:06] sasaniak has dealt TheOneElectric a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:54:51 is added to TheOneElectric's clock.
[11/30/11 00:49:23] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:28 towards level 55.
[11/30/11 03:17:34] sasaniak [545/586] has challenged LordFella [181/469] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/30/11 19:35:46] sasaniak [454/586] has come upon Tragcrox [296/537] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:15:57 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/01/11 00:27:36] ty [26/96] has challenged sasaniak [330/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to ty's clock.
[12/01/11 18:34:42] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:02:13 from level 56.
[12/02/11 09:02:04] enki [80/160] has challenged sasaniak [415/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to enki's clock.
[12/03/11 22:46:43] sasaniak [363/586] has come upon mamarley [124/205] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:26 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/11 21:51:03] Majak [333/476] has challenged sasaniak [307/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:39:21 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/05/11 04:52:12] sasaniak [197/586] has challenged <death1024> [24/496] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:57:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/05/11 05:20:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 2 days, 04:51:46 toward level 56.
[12/05/11 10:01:01] blizgerg, TheOneElectric, and sid77 [977/1255] have team battled jhelwig, keeper_c, and sasaniak [2020/2123] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/11 22:05:45] nyislanders2121 [179/188] has come upon sasaniak [254/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:27 is added to nyislanders2121's clock.
[12/06/11 16:43:37] Animal [85/376] has challenged sasaniak [221/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:38 is added to Animal's clock.
[12/07/11 10:46:42] sasaniak [366/586] has challenged Xander [84/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:42:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/11 21:31:13] sid77, nyislanders2121, and Ephur [33/1138] have team battled ElectRo, suiside, and sasaniak [1564/2753] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/11 08:50:35] seek [328/627] has challenged sasaniak [448/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:15:02 is added to seek's clock.
[12/08/11 16:01:13] Skrzyp [258/298] has challenged sasaniak [76/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from Skrzyp's clock.
[12/09/11 05:14:57] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:44 towards level 56.
[12/10/11 03:58:39] aucg [332/358] has challenged sasaniak [229/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:59:03 is removed from aucg's clock.
[12/10/11 10:03:05] Ivvy [531/696] has challenged sasaniak [513/586] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[12/12/11 01:08:19] kork [472/503] has challenged sasaniak [23/586] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:38:05 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/12/11 02:35:55] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:55 towards level 56.
[12/12/11 13:52:43] Xander [283/647] has come upon sasaniak [355/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:32 is added to Xander's clock.
[12/13/11 04:47:30] Dinglehopper [111/256] has challenged sasaniak [572/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Dinglehopper's clock.
[12/13/11 14:18:40] GreeL [367/421] has come upon sasaniak [454/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:34:54 is added to GreeL's clock.
[12/13/11 21:40:58] Satoshi [289/401] has come upon sasaniak [538/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[12/14/11 06:30:02] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:20 from level 56.
[12/14/11 07:19:52] suiside [883/1024] has challenged sasaniak [21/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:17:35 is removed from suiside's clock.
[12/15/11 02:23:17] sasaniak [60/586] has challenged TauPan [99/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:48 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/11 08:41:48] sasaniak [562/586] has come upon VxJasonxV [193/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/11 08:43:51] Ciphohs5 [207/454] has come upon sasaniak [434/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:00 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[12/15/11 12:53:50] sasaniak [39/586] has come upon GaveUp [202/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/11 13:38:48] sasaniak [307/586] has challenged DeLorean [43/521] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/11 14:08:16] VxJasonxV [145/278] has challenged sasaniak [483/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to VxJasonxV's clock.
[12/15/11 18:26:29] sasaniak [34/586] has challenged Nofew [335/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:27:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/11 22:07:59] Sakura [437/647] has challenged sasaniak [232/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from Sakura's clock.
[12/16/11 04:33:30] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:41:45 from level 57.
[12/16/11 07:28:43] sasaniak [31/586] has challenged gipyelrah [199/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/16/11 09:42:53] woonack [149/415] has challenged sasaniak [497/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/16/11 10:29:16] sasaniak [281/586] has challenged Rappy [148/328] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:48:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/17/11 01:56:18] Tsunami [322/487] has come upon sasaniak [345/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:43 is added to Tsunami's clock.
[12/17/11 10:39:56] sjefen6, Xander, and LordFella [453/1522] have team battled mauke, sasaniak, and chazzam [49/2017] and won! 2 days, 16:07:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/11 19:40:10] sasaniak [433/586] has challenged Tabsy [235/482] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:49:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/20/11 04:50:56] Yankee [646/743] has challenged sasaniak [126/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:09 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[12/20/11 04:50:56] In the fierce battle, sasaniak dropped his level 70 charm! Yankee picks it up, tossing his old level 37 charm to sasaniak.
[12/23/11 15:05:40] sasaniak [386/553] has challenged AmiRuss [428/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:18:28 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/25/11 04:05:56] sasaniak, suterismus, and mrx [510/1940] have team battled TauPan, sbp, and Animal [896/1627] and lost! 0 days, 23:10:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/11 07:13:07] GaveUp [422/477] has challenged sasaniak [271/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:35:53 is removed from GaveUp's clock.
[12/25/11 16:14:50] sasaniak [528/553] has challenged Nolehte [134/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:32:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/25/11 17:00:21] wakeupscreaming [129/688] has come upon sasaniak [459/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:09:57 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[12/26/11 12:03:09] Nofew [230/403] has come upon sasaniak [95/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:53 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[12/26/11 16:15:30] sasaniak, GaveUp, and Ttech [1227/1894] have team battled nosklo, nitzer, and alexjs [655/1522] and won! 0 days, 17:51:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/11 17:00:22] sasaniak, felipe, Cenhinen, and Celestia have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/11 00:39:57] sasaniak, AmiRuss, and woonack [1398/1621] have team battled Grim, Ahir, and Majak [213/1916] and won! 0 days, 04:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/11 10:00:48] Ahir [27/462] has challenged sasaniak [294/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to Ahir's clock.
[12/29/11 13:12:42] sasaniak [416/553] has come upon Nolehte [341/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:54:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/30/11 05:18:26] seek [73/633] has come upon sasaniak [193/553] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:28:01 is added to seek's clock.
[12/30/11 21:34:22] sjefen6 [468/506] has come upon sasaniak [286/553] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:13:18 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[12/30/11 21:34:25] sjefen6 [220/506] has come upon sasaniak [316/553] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:06:11 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/31/11 09:37:32] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:29:26 from level 57.
[01/01/12 01:08:50] chizu [141/438] has come upon sasaniak [154/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:04 is added to chizu's clock.
[01/01/12 11:22:50] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:59 towards level 57.
[01/01/12 21:12:32] Jareeta [234/512] has come upon sasaniak [547/553] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:47:53 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[01/03/12 08:07:22] chizu, sasaniak, and dxrt [1281/1639] have team battled j_doe, zomega, and AmiRuss [838/1707] and won! 0 days, 04:31:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/12 09:53:04] sasaniak [327/553] has challenged kenyon [664/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:17:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/03/12 10:42:46] ruan [191/247] has challenged sasaniak [263/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to ruan's clock.
[01/03/12 22:58:11] Robodashy [69/169] has challenged sasaniak [541/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Robodashy's clock.
[01/04/12 09:42:30] sasaniak burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sasaniak's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/12 10:01:53] sasaniak [214/549] has challenged gipyelrah [48/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:06:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/06/12 05:05:39] Dan [87/179] has challenged sasaniak [27/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Dan's clock.
[01/06/12 06:52:36] sasaniak, noother, and suiside [114/2134] have team battled Tsunami, Ciphohs5, and Seadog [1067/1471] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/12 16:44:25] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:54 towards level 57.
[01/07/12 18:20:55] sasaniak [499/551] has challenged [dmp] [311/645] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/09/12 03:58:03] sasaniak, opticron, and erry [213/1685] have team battled charitwo, dime, and Tsunami [830/1541] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/12 05:07:58] LordFella, lipek, and Juggaloon [366/1882] have team battled Dan, Hydrogenum, and sasaniak [1410/1590] and lost! 1 day, 13:11:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/12 08:30:20] suterismus [344/939] has come upon sasaniak [308/551] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:15:13 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/12/12 01:53:34] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:37:58 towards level 58.
[01/12/12 08:35:01] lipek [328/612] has challenged sasaniak [483/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:41:57 is added to lipek's clock.
[01/13/12 01:51:24] platinuum [108/206] has challenged sasaniak [134/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to platinuum's clock.
[01/14/12 00:14:43] sasaniak, seek, Nolehte, and yond have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/12 08:23:27] Xander [86/688] has come upon sasaniak [79/551] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:23:05 is removed from Xander's clock.
[01/14/12 20:46:10] ty [382/491] has challenged sasaniak [531/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:28 is added to ty's clock.
[01/15/12 16:49:59] erry [434/520] has challenged sasaniak [520/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:07 is added to erry's clock.
[01/17/12 10:57:32] ty [484/491] has challenged sasaniak [283/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:28:08 is removed from ty's clock.
[01/17/12 21:59:50] sasaniak [139/551] has challenged Godisme [415/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/22/12 11:31:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 5 days, 17:13:02 toward level 58.
[01/23/12 10:28:22] sasaniak, dudebro, and jbroome [1262/1592] have team battled ViolonC, lipek, and Nolehte [722/1760] and won! 0 days, 01:31:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/12 20:00:06] ruan [938/941] has come upon sasaniak [367/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:10 is removed from ruan's clock.
[01/24/12 02:29:33] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:22:08 from level 58.
[01/24/12 05:31:17] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:23 towards level 58.
[01/24/12 05:39:30] opticron [751/763] has come upon sasaniak [122/551] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:00:22 is removed from opticron's clock.
[01/24/12 23:58:45] s1amson, sasaniak, and Eraos [494/1506] have team battled Sheudecai, Alfie, and Juggaloon [1591/1620] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/12 04:36:52] sasaniak [372/551] has challenged ccx [10/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/26/12 08:39:33] s1amson [111/419] has come upon sasaniak [185/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:43 is added to s1amson's clock.
[01/26/12 08:43:39] sasaniak, Sabbie, and kenyon [1378/1713] have team battled GROOSE, kork, and Charris [1025/1143] and won! 0 days, 00:28:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/12 11:18:13] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:29 from level 58.
[01/26/12 12:42:12] platinuum [234/327] has come upon sasaniak [295/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:37 is added to platinuum's clock.
[01/26/12 23:45:48] IdylMeifter, Roach, and AngryParsley [983/2029] have team battled WrEtCh, Godisme, and sasaniak [57/1548] and won! 0 days, 04:53:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/12 06:41:42] Eraos [281/536] has challenged sasaniak [318/551] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:58:24 is added to Eraos's clock.
[01/27/12 21:19:24] zomega [542/647] has come upon sasaniak [458/551] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:31:09 is removed from zomega's clock.
[01/28/12 06:25:24] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:47 towards level 58.
[01/28/12 07:20:34] KindOne [86/238] has challenged sasaniak [154/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/29/12 05:50:27] sasaniak [367/551] has challenged Xander [448/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/12 06:59:08] sasaniak [258/551] has challenged felipe [137/382] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/12 07:57:51] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:58 towards level 59.
[01/29/12 17:06:24] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:11:08 towards level 59.
[01/29/12 19:53:31] ion, [dmp], and WrEtCh [1453/1750] have team battled nyislanders2121, sasaniak, and JudoFreak [376/1257] and won! 0 days, 15:03:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/12 03:11:53] ion [427/515] has come upon sasaniak [142/551] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:31:58 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/31/12 10:00:05] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [115/552] has challenged sasaniak [165/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:33 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[02/01/12 02:03:19] sasaniak [400/551] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [545/552] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:13:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/01/12 04:30:46] ruan, GaveUp, and blind [1656/2121] have team battled sasaniak, Seadog, and adamus1red [216/1531] and won! 0 days, 22:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/12 21:17:06] sasaniak [532/551] has come upon sid77 [354/447] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:09:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/03/12 11:28:41] s1amson [184/459] has challenged sasaniak [517/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to s1amson's clock.
[02/03/12 13:10:44] eyes [39/191] has challenged sasaniak [447/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to eyes's clock.
[02/03/12 20:15:34] ChiefRA [326/535] has challenged sasaniak [530/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:12:40 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[02/03/12 23:11:21] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:44 towards level 59.
[02/03/12 23:16:07] Kylu [484/774] has challenged sasaniak [386/551] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:43:03 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[02/03/12 23:21:20] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:36:15 from level 59.
[02/04/12 23:26:25] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:47 towards level 59.
[02/05/12 09:52:16] evilfix [184/288] has challenged sasaniak [31/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from evilfix's clock.
[02/05/12 12:43:00] Grim [316/989] has come upon sasaniak [546/551] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:45:54 is added to Grim's clock.
[02/05/12 17:24:12] sasaniak [77/551] has challenged Rappy [326/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:09:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/05/12 17:59:28] Yankee, swhitt, and sasaniak [1526/1906] have team battled Nolehte, blind, and mamarley [1255/1780] and won! 2 days, 08:47:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/12 21:24:54] sasaniak [198/551] has challenged Yankee [93/804] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:54:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/06/12 02:27:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 10:25:42 from level 59.
[02/07/12 11:31:52] GaveUp [463/477] has challenged sasaniak [198/551] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:13:46 is removed from GaveUp's clock.
[02/09/12 09:28:31] jmaugue [22/29] has challenged sasaniak [162/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[02/10/12 03:28:51] felipe, sasaniak, and Hydrogenum [621/1771] have team battled LordNut, Rappy, and allo [38/1544] and won! 3 days, 04:53:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/12 03:37:38] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:13 from level 59.
[02/13/12 22:11:41] sasaniak found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:26 towards level 59.
[02/14/12 06:06:21] sasaniak [515/551] has challenged Yankee [627/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:44 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/14/12 08:32:38] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:30 towards level 59.
[02/14/12 10:33:45] sasaniak [536/551] has come upon DeLorean [119/555] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:15:05 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/23/12 03:46:06] sasaniak left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sasaniak's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/12 20:15:53] idleOne [14/15] has challenged sasaniak [278/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to idleOne's clock.
[02/24/12 07:51:22] sasaniak [332/534] has challenged ViolonC [257/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:06:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/24/12 13:56:47] kenyon, nitzer, and sasaniak [657/1919] have team battled Jareeta, Lenny, and allo [1270/1929] and lost! 1 day, 02:48:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/12 15:13:56] AfterDeath [114/361] has come upon sasaniak [498/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:56 is added to AfterDeath's clock.
[02/25/12 06:14:11] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:22 from level 59.
[02/25/12 20:57:55] sasaniak [518/534] has challenged wehrhund [250/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/25/12 22:09:07] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:05 from level 59.
[02/25/12 23:48:13] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:08 towards level 59.
[02/26/12 11:59:07] blizgerg, suterismus, and sasaniak [458/1892] have team battled Ivvy, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Bpendragon [408/1670] and won! 0 days, 22:28:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/12 13:00:30] nitzer [394/547] has challenged sasaniak [57/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:51:14 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[02/26/12 17:58:06] Sabbie, sasaniak, and DarkSiL [563/1686] have team battled Sheudecai, JudoFreak, and Yankee [120/1584] and won! 0 days, 03:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/12 14:05:01] sjefen6 [478/552] has challenged sasaniak [290/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:16:56 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[02/28/12 00:47:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 20:16:36 from level 59.
[02/28/12 15:09:22] Roach [281/500] has challenged sasaniak [120/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:33 is removed from Roach's clock.
[02/29/12 22:58:42] Reaper [88/349] has challenged sasaniak [302/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Reaper's clock.
[02/29/12 23:14:52] sasaniak [309/537] has challenged blizgerg [137/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/01/12 05:34:54] sasaniak [47/537] has come upon JudoFreak [38/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/01/12 19:54:56] Hydrogenum [550/838] has come upon sasaniak [466/537] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:10:41 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[03/02/12 12:34:55] sasaniak [281/537] has challenged ViolonC [137/575] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/02/12 19:15:30] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:30:40 towards level 60.
[03/03/12 06:27:41] chazzam, Ahir, and Seadog [1617/2145] have team battled sasaniak, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and sjefen6 [1505/1641] and won! 0 days, 01:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/12 01:27:15] GaveUp [122/480] has challenged sasaniak [253/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:29 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[03/04/12 14:20:58] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/12 05:31:16] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:41:25 towards level 60.
[03/06/12 06:41:20] sasaniak [58/559] has come upon DarkSiL [57/502] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:14:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/07/12 03:15:15] Furry [233/305] has challenged sasaniak [528/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Furry's clock.
[03/07/12 17:47:52] sasaniak [424/559] has come upon Kabaka [637/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:38:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/08/12 10:33:00] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:30:15 towards level 60.
[03/08/12 10:43:47] nitzer, Hydrogenum, sasaniak, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/12 03:36:57] bagdel, ccx, and sasaniak [293/1574] have team battled robinetd, JudoFreak, and brimstone [715/1774] and lost! 0 days, 19:39:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/12 04:43:41] sasaniak [532/559] has challenged Kylu [418/803] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:46:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/11/12 11:42:43] AfterDeath [232/391] has come upon sasaniak [225/559] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:00:49 is removed from AfterDeath's clock.
[03/11/12 17:37:14] robinetd, Allosteric, and Ahir [312/1263] have team battled DeLorean, sasaniak, and felipe [11/1487] and won! 0 days, 00:20:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/12 07:21:12] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:29:10 from level 60.
[03/12/12 22:28:14] sasaniak [518/559] has come upon robinetd [129/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:41:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/15/12 11:40:15] woonack [168/654] has come upon sasaniak [470/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:27:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/15/12 17:09:15] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:08 from level 60.
[03/15/12 22:36:06] BlastHardcheese, ware, and sasaniak [286/1381] have team battled wehrhund, Animal, and Allosteric [1293/1406] and lost! 0 days, 11:41:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/12 07:13:39] sasaniak [66/559] has challenged Sheudecai [35/581] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:59:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/17/12 08:49:42] Sheudecai, sasaniak, and Pici [632/1668] have team battled greycat, Ivvy, and JudoFreak [328/1785] and won! 1 day, 09:10:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/12 11:30:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:58:44 from level 60.
[03/21/12 02:07:12] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:02 from level 60.
[03/21/12 18:02:06] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:36 towards level 60.
[03/22/12 08:38:58] suterismus [363/918] has challenged sasaniak [205/559] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:19:01 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/22/12 14:39:59] GROOSE [214/367] has challenged sasaniak [390/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:59 is added to GROOSE's clock.
[03/23/12 06:29:50] sasaniak found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:58 towards level 60.
[03/23/12 06:35:09] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:01 towards level 60.
[03/23/12 17:55:03] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:44 towards level 60.
[03/23/12 19:28:32] chazzam, Pici, and sasaniak [201/1755] have team battled mamarley, Sheudecai, and Grim [1606/2070] and lost! 0 days, 10:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/12 08:42:46] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/12 06:28:39] McCloud, Kylu, and sjefen6 [1297/1738] have team battled nitzer, LordFella, and sasaniak [1315/1477] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/12 11:37:05] sasaniak [30/591] has challenged Woo [694/1145] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/26/12 20:50:46] rende [491/522] has come upon sasaniak [90/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:54:05 is removed from rende's clock.
[03/27/12 01:59:07] sasaniak [175/591] has challenged LordFella [63/351] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:50:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/27/12 16:01:46] sasaniak [324/591] has challenged TauPan [196/360] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:16:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/28/12 05:08:11] Satoshi [385/477] has come upon sasaniak [374/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:16 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/29/12 19:24:05] davr, suterismus, and Lenny [1223/1711] have team battled boshaus, LordFella, and sasaniak [304/1378] and won! 0 days, 00:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/12 08:25:38] kork [180/504] has come upon sasaniak [48/591] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:24:14 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/30/12 12:40:16] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:30:02 towards level 61.
[03/31/12 11:00:34] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:34 towards level 61.
[03/31/12 21:36:54] sasaniak [335/591] has come upon boshaus [43/367] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:37:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/01/12 00:44:08] borsin [183/214] has challenged sasaniak [377/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to borsin's clock.
[04/01/12 09:32:40] Reaper [158/572] has challenged sasaniak [281/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:21 is added to Reaper's clock.
[04/02/12 00:28:32] cmrn [53/157] has challenged sasaniak [208/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to cmrn's clock.
[04/02/12 01:36:19] GeekOnCoffee, Animal, and sasaniak [1382/1547] have team battled snupuns, Alfie, and Pici [926/1447] and won! 0 days, 00:52:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/12 09:40:05] cmrn [8/203] has challenged sasaniak [490/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to cmrn's clock.
[04/05/12 04:44:57] Zeman4323 [111/302] has come upon sasaniak [557/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:17 is added to Zeman4323's clock.
[04/06/12 00:52:54] sasaniak [421/591] has challenged [dmp] [369/670] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:34:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/06/12 01:40:16] noother, Satoshi, and sasaniak [984/1699] have team battled Seadog, Rappy, and BlastHardcheese [853/1704] and won! 3 days, 10:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/12 07:40:12] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:08 towards level 61.
[04/09/12 16:16:33] argus, brimstone, and Asthrou [353/1771] have team battled sasaniak, BlastHardcheese, and IdylMeifter [1544/1910] and lost! 0 days, 07:25:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/12 21:35:48] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:19 from level 61.
[04/11/12 01:16:52] TauPan [273/333] has come upon sasaniak [384/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:27:38 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/11/12 08:52:34] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:33 towards level 61.
[04/12/12 13:20:51] Preaux [47/401] has challenged sasaniak [379/591] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:26:44 is added to Preaux's clock.
[04/12/12 15:21:29] sasaniak [403/591] has challenged Ttech [771/1070] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:07 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/12/12 17:49:28] allo, sasaniak, and ReNDoM [959/1780] have team battled argus, eyes, and ViolonC [204/1368] and won! 1 day, 06:04:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/12 18:48:42] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:18:58 from level 61.
[04/13/12 20:26:40] sasaniak [540/591] has challenged Str1ngS [11/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:57:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/13/12 20:26:40] sasaniak has dealt Str1ngS a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:30:10 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[04/13/12 20:30:58] dax, sasaniak, and [dmp] [118/1605] have team battled masklin, Morpheus3000, and ScarySloth [653/1869] and lost! 0 days, 03:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/12 16:56:38] null [18/24] has challenged sasaniak [448/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to null's clock.
[04/16/12 12:44:00] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:45 towards level 61.
[04/17/12 03:51:16] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:58 towards level 61.
[04/17/12 05:41:29] blind, DemosDemon, and Trienish [976/1539] have team battled sasaniak, sjefen6, and Bladerunner [415/1515] and won! 0 days, 04:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/12 11:36:23] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:07 towards level 61.
[04/18/12 02:11:11] sasaniak [120/617] has challenged kenyon [18/853] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/18/12 17:49:54] s1cz [416/459] has challenged sasaniak [215/617] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from s1cz's clock.
[04/20/12 08:37:57] Alfie [325/619] has come upon sasaniak [600/617] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:12:36 is added to Alfie's clock.
[04/20/12 09:20:17] sasaniak [118/617] has come upon Rappy [221/544] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:18:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/20/12 13:33:28] sasaniak [164/617] has challenged hawk [831/838] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:37:29 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/12 03:29:36] sasaniak [613/617] has come upon Rappy [198/544] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:48:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/12 17:40:02] kenyon [474/849] has challenged sasaniak [574/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:22:50 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/21/12 17:40:41] ryushe [199/227] has challenged sasaniak [510/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to ryushe's clock.
[04/22/12 18:47:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 14 days, 03:37:23 toward level 62.
[04/22/12 23:47:12] Ttech [263/1070] has challenged sasaniak [212/617] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:03:23 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/23/12 01:41:24] Roach [56/585] has come upon sasaniak [50/617] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:44:44 is removed from Roach's clock.
[04/23/12 03:06:59] preflex, sasaniak, and yond [115/1552] have team battled geekboi, Babar, and AfterDeath [1385/2217] and lost! 2 days, 00:30:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/12 07:48:57] Houiszat [177/595] has challenged sasaniak [151/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:44 is removed from Houiszat's clock.
[04/23/12 16:48:33] Trienish [431/530] has challenged sasaniak [563/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Trienish's clock.
[04/24/12 03:55:39] sasaniak [596/617] has challenged null [9/222] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:22:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/24/12 06:56:16] sasaniak [8/617] has challenged dime [334/454] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:33:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/25/12 15:03:48] GeekOnCoffee [304/368] has challenged sasaniak [209/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:04 is removed from GeekOnCoffee's clock.
[04/25/12 17:34:58] ReNDoM [309/427] has come upon sasaniak [524/617] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:44:52 is added to ReNDoM's clock.
[04/25/12 21:04:33] jmaugue [107/428] has challenged sasaniak [344/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:12 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[04/26/12 17:14:17] sasaniak [355/617] has challenged ryushe [283/315] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:05:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/27/12 14:02:51] Cenhinen [686/792] has come upon sasaniak [61/617] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:40:57 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[04/27/12 22:22:43] AfterDeath, Plasmastar, sasaniak, and [dmp] have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/12 13:23:26] Woo [757/1154] has challenged sasaniak [60/620] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:59:10 is removed from Woo's clock.
[04/29/12 09:27:34] nosklo [438/539] has challenged sasaniak [598/620] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:52:06 is added to nosklo's clock.
[04/29/12 15:03:46] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:13 towards level 62.
[04/29/12 23:26:09] sasaniak [160/620] has come upon cirdan [864/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:44:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/30/12 03:37:37] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:41 from level 62.
[05/02/12 04:59:48] Lenny, Plasmastar, and Rappy [607/1816] have team battled sasaniak, blind, and Juggaloon [1610/2190] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/12 00:46:22] sasaniak [462/620] has challenged Satoshi [124/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:59:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/03/12 00:46:22] In the fierce battle, Satoshi dropped his level 49 set of leggings! sasaniak picks it up, tossing his old level 37 set of leggings to Satoshi.
[05/03/12 09:46:28] s1cz, sasaniak, and Trienish [1600/1742] have team battled Ghostwolf, Chagall, and s1amson [242/1269] and won! 2 days, 12:50:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/12 12:48:56] sasaniak [258/632] has challenged TheWing [394/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:49:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/03/12 18:19:47] Niglet [29/59] has challenged sasaniak [367/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Niglet's clock.
[05/03/12 20:30:27] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:19 towards level 62.
[05/04/12 11:57:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 11:04:32 toward level 62.
[05/04/12 12:41:35] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:54 towards level 62.
[05/05/12 08:58:32] yond [180/507] has challenged sasaniak [200/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:45:02 is added to yond's clock.
[05/05/12 16:00:02] Rappy [282/455] has challenged sasaniak [4/632] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:07:17 is removed from Rappy's clock.
[05/05/12 21:01:01] mauke [130/656] has challenged sasaniak [444/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:17:51 is added to mauke's clock.
[05/06/12 08:03:38] borsin [32/506] has come upon sasaniak [125/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:28 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/07/12 04:22:14] Niglet [201/203] has challenged sasaniak [109/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:18 is removed from Niglet's clock.
[05/07/12 08:08:33] sasaniak [502/632] has challenged AngryParsley [535/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/07/12 13:10:35] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:51 towards level 62.
[05/07/12 15:10:03] lipek [164/632] has challenged sasaniak [263/632] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:41:01 is added to lipek's clock.
[05/07/12 19:28:12] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:33 from level 62.
[05/07/12 20:50:43] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:20 towards level 62.
[05/08/12 05:13:05] sasaniak [53/632] has challenged ProfessorMuffin [16/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/08/12 06:25:40] brimstone, N3M35I5, sasaniak, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/12 20:33:27] Ttech, mauke, and nosklo [1127/2282] have team battled Hydrogenum, Whitey, and sasaniak [776/1570] and won! 1 day, 22:55:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/12 04:18:06] Bladerunner [346/373] has challenged sasaniak [232/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:35:32 is removed from Bladerunner's clock.
[05/09/12 10:21:33] sasaniak [288/632] has come upon blind [111/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/09/12 19:32:12] sasaniak [513/632] has come upon Oldiesmann [293/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:21:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/10/12 05:42:42] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:13 from level 62.
[05/10/12 22:27:23] Allosteric [83/548] has challenged sasaniak [182/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:21 is added to Allosteric's clock.
[05/11/12 01:28:05] sasaniak [203/632] has challenged borsin [282/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/11/12 10:29:54] sasaniak [611/632] has challenged Ivvy [439/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:02 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/11/12 16:31:01] sasaniak [188/632] has challenged ccx [92/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:45:09 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/11/12 23:32:27] sasaniak [128/632] has challenged ender456 [73/236] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/12/12 07:30:55] sasaniak [579/646] has challenged blizgerg [82/457] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/12/12 14:35:22] suiside [62/1185] has challenged sasaniak [239/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:08 is added to suiside's clock.
[05/12/12 21:41:06] sasaniak EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:13:05 from level 63.
[05/13/12 01:28:41] nosklo [92/539] has come upon sasaniak [606/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:56:49 is added to nosklo's clock.
[05/13/12 04:38:07] brimstone [595/800] has challenged sasaniak [625/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:45:29 is added to brimstone's clock.
[05/13/12 06:13:37] sasaniak, ProfessorMuffin, and Rolz [98/1219] have team battled felipe, charitwo, and masklin [1144/1678] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/12 12:30:08] Houiszat [670/699] has come upon sasaniak [285/646] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:18:54 is removed from Houiszat's clock.
[05/13/12 17:23:55] sasaniak [393/646] has come upon TheWing [90/431] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:34:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/14/12 04:56:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 15 days, 13:54:45 toward level 63.
[05/14/12 07:44:45] Seadog [463/932] has challenged sasaniak [444/646] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from Seadog's clock.
[05/14/12 17:51:42] sasaniak [391/646] has come upon N3M35I5 [501/534] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:39:45 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/14/12 18:50:32] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:35 towards level 63.
[05/14/12 21:09:37] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:22 towards level 63.
[05/15/12 05:27:59] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:38 towards level 63.
[05/16/12 06:52:58] Animal [431/652] has challenged sasaniak [290/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:50:19 is removed from Animal's clock.
[05/18/12 04:00:04] sasaniak [225/646] has come upon blind [704/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:19:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/18/12 05:26:03] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:05 from level 63.
[05/18/12 06:49:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 7 days, 14:39:31 toward level 63.
[05/18/12 10:48:05] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:27 towards level 63.
[05/19/12 11:07:57] sasaniak [78/646] has challenged Chagall [154/395] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:03:19 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/19/12 13:08:23] sasaniak [138/646] has challenged jmaugue [126/428] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:52:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/20/12 05:18:46] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:43 towards level 63.
[05/20/12 10:05:47] mamarley, sasquatc4, and KindOne [349/1122] have team battled Hans.Wurst, Zeman4323, and sasaniak [761/1390] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/12 01:24:04] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:50 towards level 63.
[05/22/12 23:19:45] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:10 towards level 63.
[05/23/12 03:56:08] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:35 towards level 63.
[06/06/12 21:59:02] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:51 towards level 63.
[06/07/12 12:55:52] Manel [188/431] has come upon sasaniak [484/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:49 is added to Manel's clock.
[06/07/12 15:26:05] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:05 towards level 63.
[06/08/12 00:28:38] sasaniak [429/646] has come upon AfterDeath [675/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:34 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/22/12 15:30:36] gipyelrah [307/834] has challenged sasaniak [196/646] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[06/23/12 02:23:20] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:07 towards level 63.
[06/25/12 07:50:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 04:27:21 toward level 63.
[06/25/12 15:22:23] exa [17/660] has challenged sasaniak [589/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:01:11 is added to exa's clock.
[06/26/12 19:32:13] preflex, Minun, and sasaniak [825/1474] have team battled Kinsmir, TheWing, and Animal [1472/1689] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/12 19:35:05] sasaniak [181/646] has come upon seek [32/686] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/27/12 13:12:32] sasaniak [90/646] has challenged Tenorman [519/613] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/27/12 13:17:09] dwfreed [34/400] has come upon sasaniak [129/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:04:44 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/28/12 04:04:23] Xethron, sasaniak, and Nofew [981/1632] have team battled greycat, noother, and Xan_der [525/1460] and won! 0 days, 05:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/12 11:43:41] sasaniak [510/646] has challenged keeper_c [40/1284] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:57:54 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/29/12 16:45:48] masklin, mamarley, and sasquatc4 [861/1966] have team battled sasaniak, zomega, and Plasmastar [1866/2046] and lost! 1 day, 03:39:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/12 16:21:51] dwfreed [176/400] has come upon sasaniak [200/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:48 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/01/12 09:54:07] sasaniak [97/646] has challenged Str1ngS [361/654] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:35:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/01/12 15:55:30] sasaniak [314/646] has challenged kenyon [58/878] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:35:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/02/12 21:23:14] Jade [358/645] has come upon sasaniak [155/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:10:03 is removed from Jade's clock.
[07/03/12 00:02:52] sasaniak [491/646] has challenged gchristensen [326/370] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:29:54 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/03/12 05:04:03] Ghostwolf [96/590] has challenged sasaniak [596/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:02 is added to Ghostwolf's clock.
[07/03/12 10:09:34] confus3d [220/410] has challenged sasaniak [9/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from confus3d's clock.
[07/04/12 05:20:49] sasaniak [454/646] has come upon [dmp] [14/671] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:11:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/04/12 12:11:05] sasaniak [2/646] has challenged ccx [302/482] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:03:51 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/06/12 07:54:10] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:54 towards level 64.
[07/06/12 08:25:51] sasaniak [371/646] has come upon Kabaka [429/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:45:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/06/12 17:00:59] gipyelrah, KindOne, and Zeman4323 [445/1676] have team battled sasaniak, Ciphohs5, and exa [788/1742] and lost! 1 day, 19:33:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/12 23:43:47] sonatia [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [373/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to sonatia's clock.
[07/07/12 00:24:41] sasaniak [394/646] has challenged Alfie [135/514] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:03:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/08/12 04:38:07] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:58 from level 64.
[07/08/12 08:08:09] sasaniak found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:20:18 towards level 64.
[07/09/12 03:00:19] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:14:19 towards level 64.
[07/11/12 08:43:41] sasaniak [539/650] has challenged Fluttershy [229/357] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:59:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/11/12 12:44:35] sasaniak [550/650] has challenged jmaugue [334/429] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:46:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/11/12 14:45:01] idleOne [261/614] has challenged sasaniak [484/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:42 is added to idleOne's clock.
[07/13/12 01:04:15] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:27 from level 64.
[07/13/12 04:09:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 00:13:26 from level 64.
[07/13/12 09:54:26] sasaniak [403/650] has challenged dxrt [426/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:36:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/14/12 03:59:52] swhitt [526/594] has come upon sasaniak [115/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:32 is removed from swhitt's clock.
[07/14/12 07:49:29] sunrisewolf [11/172] has challenged sasaniak [452/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to sunrisewolf's clock.
[07/14/12 23:48:30] sasaniak, yond, and seek [1537/1981] have team battled JuanMaestro, fancybone, and Bladerunner [482/1056] and won! 4 days, 06:54:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/12 13:08:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 9 days, 19:00:13 toward level 64.
[07/16/12 00:50:59] davie, Tabsy, and Cenhinen [677/1670] have team battled ryushe, sasaniak, and Rappy [10/1489] and won! 0 days, 01:57:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/12 03:08:18] sasaniak [562/650] has challenged Tenorman [202/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:55:04 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/16/12 15:24:47] suterismus, Xan_der, and sasaniak [1243/1928] have team battled charitwo, DryRoastedPeanut, and Beavis [376/1725] and won! 0 days, 06:00:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/12 01:16:40] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:38 towards level 64.
[07/17/12 19:17:14] sasaniak [214/650] has challenged TauPan [221/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:51 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/18/12 11:47:21] dwfreed, DarkSiL, and mamarley [615/1559] have team battled argus, sasaniak, and swhitt [1222/1852] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/12 18:55:43] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:54 from level 64.
[07/19/12 10:12:42] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:00 towards level 64.
[07/19/12 10:18:20] sasaniak [104/650] has come upon suiside [1083/1195] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:04:21 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/19/12 14:14:21] nitzer [402/567] has come upon sasaniak [358/650] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:59:31 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[07/20/12 07:09:32] sasaniak [471/650] has come upon Osiux [418/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:09 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/20/12 07:18:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 14:21:12 toward level 64.
[07/20/12 14:36:21] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:53 from level 64.
[07/20/12 17:30:18] sasaniak [648/650] has challenged hawk [111/840] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:08:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/12 17:38:37] Kinsmir [1/550] has challenged sasaniak [227/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:38 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[07/21/12 21:26:15] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:24:58 towards level 65.
[07/22/12 02:43:04] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:39:54 from level 65.
[07/22/12 04:22:32] Dom [0/11] has challenged sasaniak [54/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Dom's clock.
[07/22/12 05:31:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 23 days, 05:47:48 toward level 65.
[07/23/12 06:06:25] Rappy [232/431] has challenged sasaniak [415/650] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to Rappy's clock.
[07/23/12 07:34:10] sasaniak burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sasaniak's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/12 17:56:22] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:09:49 from level 65.
[07/24/12 13:05:05] Majak [513/526] has come upon sasaniak [531/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:34:43 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/24/12 22:15:41] Majak [76/526] has come upon sasaniak [367/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:50:03 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/25/12 04:36:53] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:55 towards level 65.
[07/26/12 14:09:12] Nofew [96/464] has come upon sasaniak [588/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/29/12 01:11:05] sasaniak [274/645] has challenged Sheudecai [270/421] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:07:38 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/30/12 10:26:05] [dmp], SCSi, and Bitz69 [839/1323] have team battled sasaniak, sbp, and gchristensen [659/1904] and won! 0 days, 03:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/12 14:16:56] Preaux [556/636] has come upon sasaniak [73/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:09:08 is removed from Preaux's clock.
[07/30/12 14:16:56] Preaux has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:31:47 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/31/12 10:23:08] sasaniak [340/645] has challenged charitwo [165/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:00:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/01/12 02:23:49] del3 [9/12] has challenged sasaniak [239/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to del3's clock.
[08/02/12 00:49:29] yond, Xethron, and sasaniak [1425/1866] have team battled preflex, charitwo, and Slipyx [182/1431] and won! 0 days, 22:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/12 04:32:35] sasaniak [86/645] has challenged Beavis [208/736] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:59:47 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/02/12 15:54:28] mauke [411/628] has come upon sasaniak [28/645] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:15:12 is removed from mauke's clock.
[08/02/12 23:01:20] sasaniak slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sasaniak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/12 08:23:26] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:59 towards level 65.
[08/15/12 17:03:51] Sellyme [13/86] has challenged sasaniak [194/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Sellyme's clock.
[08/15/12 23:36:39] Majak [511/523] has come upon sasaniak [384/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:50:54 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/16/12 15:52:42] sasaniak [634/640] has challenged swhitt [90/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/16/12 15:52:42] In the fierce battle, swhitt dropped his level 67 helm! sasaniak picks it up, tossing his old level 51 helm to swhitt.
[08/16/12 18:39:27] Kylu [586/851] has come upon sasaniak [283/656] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:07:08 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[08/17/12 12:25:02] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:51 from level 65.
[08/18/12 05:29:40] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:30 towards level 65.
[08/19/12 17:09:28] sasaniak [301/656] has challenged Str1ngS [44/691] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/21/12 10:57:29] sasaniak, Str1ngS, AngryParsley, and nosklo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/12 09:30:01] Grim [615/920] has challenged sasaniak [297/656] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:12:38 is removed from Grim's clock.
[08/23/12 17:18:27] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:00 towards level 65.
[08/25/12 15:42:12] sasaniak [124/656] has challenged TheWing [161/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/26/12 03:12:59] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:46 towards level 65.
[08/26/12 13:39:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 00:59:23 toward level 65.
[08/26/12 20:48:35] XJR-9 [502/507] has challenged sasaniak [5/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:00 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[08/27/12 08:27:31] sasaniak [488/698] has challenged Beavis [267/736] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/27/12 12:52:13] sasaniak [425/698] has challenged exa [288/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:50:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/27/12 19:05:27] ameoba [41/295] has come upon sasaniak [679/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:21 is added to ameoba's clock.
[08/28/12 09:28:30] Sheudecai [99/374] has challenged sasaniak [254/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:49:10 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[08/28/12 17:21:15] sasaniak, KINGc0de, and noother [293/1680] have team battled sixx, SudoKing, and Vostok [903/1237] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/12 08:24:53] AngryParsley, Sheudecai, and LordFella [395/1288] have team battled preflex, sasaniak, and spiffytech [390/1700] and won! 0 days, 10:22:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/12 14:35:10] [dmp] [178/697] has challenged sasaniak [251/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:23:48 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[08/30/12 10:39:48] sasaniak [195/698] has challenged neurospex [389/851] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:22:34 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/12 11:32:05] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:45:53 from level 66.
[08/30/12 14:40:41] sasaniak [675/698] has challenged SudoKing [34/352] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:31:58 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/12 18:33:19] sasaniak [196/698] has come upon Ghostwolf [580/603] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:21:51 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/12 21:01:44] jmaugue [177/437] has come upon sasaniak [257/698] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:01:02 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[08/30/12 21:42:17] spiffytech [247/532] has challenged sasaniak [447/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:34 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[08/31/12 20:54:56] suterismus, sasaniak, and jbroome [1558/2135] have team battled noother, geekboi, and Ephur [1313/2454] and won! 8 days, 10:28:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/12 17:54:50] voltagex [138/171] has challenged sasaniak [282/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to voltagex's clock.
[09/02/12 00:42:55] ReNDoM [433/467] has come upon sasaniak [360/698] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:16:45 is removed from ReNDoM's clock.
[09/02/12 16:42:09] keeper_c [586/1345] has come upon sasaniak [212/698] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:55:02 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[09/04/12 16:46:00] Tenorman [476/667] has challenged sasaniak [489/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:07 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/05/12 00:11:13] masklin, sasaniak, ReNDoM, and yond have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/12 06:08:25] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:11:11 towards level 66.
[09/06/12 21:59:25] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:51:09 from level 66.
[09/07/12 00:58:15] SCSi [211/465] has challenged sasaniak [509/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:00 is added to SCSi's clock.
[09/10/12 01:33:06] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:02 from level 66.
[09/11/12 10:02:05] Woo [240/1215] has come upon sasaniak [537/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:04 is added to Woo's clock.
[09/11/12 12:52:16] sasaniak [673/698] has come upon TheWing [67/529] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:51:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/11/12 16:35:58] DeLorean, Juggaloon, and sasaniak [1745/2067] have team battled Toagac, AngryParsley, and Woo [1027/1880] and won! 1 day, 16:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/12 01:48:45] sasaniak [148/698] has come upon sasquatc4 [190/560] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:53:50 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/13/12 10:34:02] sasaniak fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sasaniak's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/12 15:33:00] sasaniak [43/694] has challenged Nofew [86/412] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:45:34 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/12 22:39:44] sasaniak [585/694] has challenged noother [85/677] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:41:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/15/12 20:07:23] sasaniak [14/694] has come upon Dj_Dexter [234/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:31 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/16/12 15:09:42] sasaniak [204/694] has come upon Charris [11/351] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:20:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/16/12 15:48:33] yond [96/663] has challenged sasaniak [3/694] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:24:25 is removed from yond's clock.
[09/16/12 19:49:27] sasaniak [236/694] has challenged Minun [537/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:10:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/17/12 00:50:33] Robodashy [86/361] has challenged sasaniak [588/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:42 is added to Robodashy's clock.
[09/17/12 08:50:50] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:06 from level 66.
[09/17/12 08:52:15] Vostok [470/553] has challenged sasaniak [683/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:45:11 is added to Vostok's clock.
[09/17/12 18:54:26] sasaniak [489/694] has challenged gipyelrah [502/870] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:21 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/25/12 07:41:07] Ivvy [253/777] has challenged sasaniak [514/694] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:41:37 is added to Ivvy's clock.
[09/25/12 19:43:48] noother [571/684] has challenged sasaniak [65/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:18 is removed from noother's clock.
[09/25/12 19:43:48] noother has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:06:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/25/12 21:44:15] Deltor [604/683] has challenged sasaniak [525/694] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:34:11 is removed from Deltor's clock.
[09/26/12 09:52:39] sixx [263/465] has challenged sasaniak [444/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to sixx's clock.
[09/26/12 20:27:25] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:53 towards level 66.
[09/27/12 02:58:12] Cameron [38/151] has challenged sasaniak [297/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Cameron's clock.
[09/28/12 08:52:31] swhitt, sasaniak, [dmp], and Ivvy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/12 09:05:00] sasaniak [178/694] has come upon DeLorean [16/573] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:33:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/29/12 02:25:08] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:55 towards level 66.
[09/29/12 02:57:31] sasaniak, PriceChild, and idleOne [1334/2064] have team battled Hydrogenum, elbows, and Ghostwolf [752/1863] and won! 1 day, 03:31:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/12 07:35:10] sasaniak, wakeupscreaming, and Cameron [180/1725] have team battled GyrosGeior, greycat, and Deltor [146/1735] and won! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/12 10:15:10] mamarley, simple, and Andorin [1395/1548] have team battled King-Off-LTC, greycat, and sasaniak [467/1448] and won! 0 days, 17:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/12 12:40:49] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:59 towards level 66.
[09/29/12 22:23:00] Ttech [285/1134] has challenged sasaniak [520/694] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Ttech's clock.
[09/30/12 01:05:40] lipek [77/668] has challenged sasaniak [630/694] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:00:05 is added to lipek's clock.
[10/01/12 06:06:04] suiside, Deltor, and masklin [1160/2689] have team battled yano, Pici, and sasaniak [399/1980] and won! 0 days, 22:00:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/12 08:54:10] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:00 towards level 66.
[10/01/12 10:03:50] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:45 towards level 66.
[10/02/12 16:29:23] TheLonelyGod [5/128] has challenged sasaniak [584/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to TheLonelyGod's clock.
[10/02/12 23:40:47] davie [460/589] has come upon sasaniak [165/694] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:53:11 is removed from davie's clock.
[10/03/12 08:42:27] sasaniak [121/694] has come upon oldmankdude [236/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:34 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/03/12 12:23:58] sasaniak [634/694] has challenged Reaper [133/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/04/12 00:51:18] sasaniak [406/694] has come upon argus [191/771] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.

[10/04/12 21:25:25] sasaniak [354/694] has challenged charitwo [328/647] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/04/12 21:58:53] sasaniak [291/694] has come upon ||cw [90/348] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:10:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/05/12 12:35:50] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:55:04 towards level 67.
[10/06/12 13:24:55] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:31:40 towards level 67.
[10/06/12 23:59:35] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:46 towards level 67.
[10/07/12 10:45:26] PriceChild [349/763] has challenged sasaniak [178/694] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:00 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[10/07/12 18:48:45] code_slinger [223/364] has come upon sasaniak [224/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:00 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[10/08/12 07:18:08] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:37 towards level 67.
[10/09/12 04:34:31] Woop [75/359] has come upon sasaniak [87/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:57 is added to Woop's clock.
[10/09/12 15:43:38] wolfmitchell [93/174] has challenged sasaniak [312/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to wolfmitchell's clock.
[10/10/12 23:15:35] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:05 towards level 67.
[10/12/12 03:45:13] Minun [28/552] has challenged sasaniak [113/694] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Minun's clock.
[10/12/12 14:03:42] sasaniak, pwned, and bigjay [1744/1990] have team battled Pici, Reaper, and Animal [393/2386] and won! 0 days, 02:55:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/12 14:39:26] Andorin, sasaniak, Charris, and Sellyme have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/12 09:52:56] sasaniak [121/694] has come upon gipyelrah [784/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:32:24 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/14/12 15:58:13] pwned, Kylu, and Babar [2538/2628] have team battled oldmankdude, DeLorean, and sasaniak [604/1993] and won! 0 days, 18:54:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/12 19:30:48] sasaniak [688/694] has challenged Babar [825/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:49:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/15/12 20:31:02] sasaniak [168/694] has challenged Cenhinen [2/749] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:46:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/15/12 23:41:57] Subcurrent [57/97] has challenged sasaniak [545/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Subcurrent's clock.
[10/16/12 08:47:37] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:21 towards level 67.
[10/17/12 11:40:14] Yankee [125/803] has challenged sasaniak [263/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:58:01 is added to Yankee's clock.

[10/18/12 08:22:53] Tenorman [455/667] has come upon sasaniak [517/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:13 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/19/12 02:31:33] sasaniak [638/694] has come upon suiside [825/1222] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:08:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/19/12 02:37:56] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:57:23 from level 67.
[10/19/12 03:48:28] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:07:15 from level 67.
[10/19/12 07:14:31] Tenorman [11/667] has challenged sasaniak [189/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:09:10 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[10/19/12 13:06:57] sasaniak [670/694] has come upon nitzer [92/536] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:44:05 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/20/12 21:46:30] sasaniak [500/694] has come upon TauPan [245/310] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:34:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/21/12 12:26:31] sasaniak [379/694] has challenged vegadark [854/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:02:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/21/12 14:15:35] Mattycakes [107/136] has challenged sasaniak [195/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Mattycakes's clock.
[10/21/12 14:26:58] brimstone [330/790] has challenged sasaniak [220/694] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:13:11 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[10/23/12 01:35:05] sasaniak [644/694] has challenged Animal [0/775] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:56:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/23/12 05:48:26] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:40 towards level 67.
[10/24/12 00:54:50] Cameron_D [147/442] has challenged sasaniak [494/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[10/24/12 15:54:10] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:27 towards level 67.
[10/26/12 09:53:09] sasaniak [408/694] has challenged Zeman4323 [435/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/12 11:31:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 6 days, 22:35:53 toward level 67.
[10/26/12 18:19:59] Osiux [452/550] has come upon sasaniak [171/694] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:10:57 is removed from Osiux's clock.
[10/27/12 00:44:33] LordFella [207/511] has come upon sasaniak [101/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:43 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[10/27/12 04:23:13] sasaniak found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:51 towards level 67.
[10/27/12 20:22:19] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:58 towards level 67.
[10/28/12 03:31:11] Wolf, GaveUp, and XJR-9 [1100/1492] have team battled TheWing, Gizmokid2005, and sasaniak [274/1743] and won! 0 days, 01:06:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/12 06:29:16] alexjs, sasaniak, and dxrt [1227/1954] have team battled nicko, sbp, and blizgerg [1295/1692] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/12 03:05:20] sasaniak [548/694] has come upon Cameron_D [304/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/30/12 14:35:14] sasaniak [569/694] has challenged SpamMage [185/412] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:36:01 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/31/12 21:31:28] Beavis, Vostok, and sasaniak [158/2008] have team battled digitaldonk, cmrn, and cirdan [119/1965] and won! 0 days, 09:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/12 12:07:34] sasaniak, Nasrudin, and Darius [1599/2316] have team battled vrillusions, Reaper, and brentter [1436/2184] and won! 0 days, 03:49:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/12 16:27:16] digitaldonk [86/438] has challenged sasaniak [363/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:58:31 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[11/01/12 20:19:37] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:33:52 from level 68.
[11/03/12 06:47:34] Surfer [5/72] has challenged sasaniak [202/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to Surfer's clock.
[11/03/12 08:41:50] sasaniak [449/694] has come upon oldmankdude [354/728] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:51:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/03/12 14:38:17] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:45:48 towards level 68.
[11/05/12 03:38:00] sasaniak [311/694] has come upon tann [36/512] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:57:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/05/12 16:50:55] sasaniak [177/694] has challenged Smoovious [38/387] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:16:28 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/06/12 09:54:33] sasaniak [86/694] has challenged charitwo [644/647] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:21:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/07/12 05:32:57] Kabaka, brimstone, sasaniak, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/12 12:00:17] sasaniak [483/694] has challenged Zeman4323 [343/449] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:41:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/08/12 05:04:06] yano [201/716] has challenged sasaniak [692/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:12 is added to yano's clock.
[11/08/12 22:37:42] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:31:01 from level 68.
[11/09/12 09:12:09] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:07 towards level 68.
[11/09/12 17:49:06] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:04:13 from level 68.
[11/10/12 00:37:29] gowlin [24/217] has challenged sasaniak [176/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to gowlin's clock.
[11/10/12 15:16:46] sasaniak [515/694] has challenged DeLorean [391/589] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:06:24 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/10/12 22:31:34] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:06 towards level 68.
[11/11/12 00:04:53] m0shbear [49/299] has challenged sasaniak [412/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[11/11/12 13:21:29] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:53:09 from level 68.
[11/11/12 18:22:41] neurospex [447/631] has challenged sasaniak [114/694] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:35:49 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/11/12 20:00:30] sasaniak [85/694] has come upon tmberg [212/684] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:00:51 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/11/12 21:23:21] sasaniak [200/694] has challenged glisignoli [193/404] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:28:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/11/12 22:46:03] steev [237/435] has challenged sasaniak [47/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from steev's clock.
[11/12/12 09:53:13] sasaniak [126/694] has come upon MONITOR_BOT [51/259] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:08:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/12/12 16:27:28] sasaniak [11/694] has challenged zero_one [177/398] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:32:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/13/12 00:25:41] felipe, sasaniak, Darius, and code_slinger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/12 09:49:32] sasaniak [243/694] has come upon Sheudecai [297/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:21:24 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/15/12 05:42:42] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:33 towards level 68.
[11/15/12 09:42:00] sasaniak [38/694] has challenged NN2k [139/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:09:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/15/12 17:06:34] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:14 towards level 68.
[11/15/12 18:21:11] dax [19/347] has challenged sasaniak [331/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to dax's clock.
[11/15/12 19:40:41] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:48:17 from level 68.
[11/16/12 23:50:48] woonack [287/990] has challenged sasaniak [664/694] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:07:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/17/12 01:12:46] DryRoastedPeanut, s1amson, and ccx [1283/1592] have team battled Wolf, MadHatter, and sasaniak [304/1383] and won! 0 days, 23:49:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/12 19:42:40] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:38 towards level 68.
[11/18/12 06:39:36] Beavis, exa, and Osiux [185/1958] have team battled Hans.Wurst, sasaniak, and Pshawie [754/1489] and lost! 4 days, 19:09:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/12 09:58:10] Hans.Wurst [334/401] has challenged sasaniak [237/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:40:08 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[11/19/12 10:15:01] Killerkid [33/251] has challenged sasaniak [411/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[11/19/12 21:34:03] blind, sasaniak, jbest, and ryushe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/12 03:07:18] sjefen6 [119/500] has challenged sasaniak [220/694] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:36:44 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/20/12 04:22:09] DryRoastedPeanut [112/699] has challenged sasaniak [514/694] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[11/20/12 09:08:40] wakeupscreaming [714/807] has challenged sasaniak [434/694] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:32:35 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[11/20/12 23:16:42] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:14:49 from level 68.
[11/21/12 02:02:15] errietta [78/188] has challenged sasaniak [458/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to errietta's clock.
[11/22/12 08:48:22] Tanuki [25/86] has challenged sasaniak [536/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Tanuki's clock.
[11/22/12 10:19:53] sasaniak [623/694] has challenged allo [331/753] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:49:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/22/12 11:20:07] sasaniak [485/694] has challenged tmberg [104/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:14:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/24/12 06:34:46] Sparticus, Simon, and sjefen6 [913/1044] have team battled tmberg, sasaniak, and Iuz [1717/1797] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/12 09:30:47] sasaniak [524/694] has challenged Majak [215/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:32:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/24/12 10:31:01] sasaniak [599/694] has challenged Jade [397/700] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:56:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/24/12 13:31:39] Oldiesmann [613/621] has challenged sasaniak [541/694] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:08:52 is removed from Oldiesmann's clock.
[11/26/12 20:04:45] suterismus [680/968] has come upon sasaniak [347/694] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 22:24:38 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/27/12 04:57:56] Fluttershy [385/471] has come upon sasaniak [488/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:29:42 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[11/27/12 14:42:19] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:23 from level 68.
[11/28/12 08:26:54] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:27 towards level 68.
[11/30/12 04:01:04] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:15:47 from level 68.
[11/30/12 17:22:37] sasaniak, Hans.Wurst, and digitaldonk [1115/1547] have team battled unicoder, Minun, and hawkeye [1243/1332] and lost! 0 days, 15:46:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/12 19:08:36] sasaniak [436/694] has challenged dxrt [751/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/01/12 07:47:44] Goldman82 [195/361] has challenged sasaniak [110/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Goldman82's clock.
[12/02/12 23:20:55] sasaniak [203/694] has challenged Smoovious [275/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:51 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/02/12 23:28:48] sasaniak [64/694] has come upon GyrosGeior [504/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:59 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/03/12 11:23:42] sasaniak [294/694] has challenged ryushe [356/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/03/12 19:08:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 03:30:18 toward level 68.
[12/04/12 17:18:25] sasaniak [6/694] has come upon digitaldonk [296/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/12 21:22:34] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:37 from level 68.
[12/04/12 22:18:43] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:52 towards level 68.
[12/05/12 00:31:02] Osiux [150/560] has come upon sasaniak [379/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:48:56 is added to Osiux's clock.
[12/05/12 12:02:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 02:08:51 toward level 68.
[12/06/12 05:51:24] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:09 towards level 68.
[12/06/12 12:07:07] sasaniak [163/694] has challenged johnthebear [393/415] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:25:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/12 03:36:59] sasaniak [91/694] has challenged woonack [269/990] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:20:37 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/12 10:38:32] Nasrudin [347/1035] has challenged sasaniak [198/694] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:15:24 is removed from Nasrudin's clock.
[12/07/12 11:17:29] sasaniak [249/694] has come upon digitaldonk [441/459] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:11:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/12 11:18:53] sasaniak [602/694] has come upon digitaldonk [159/459] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:36:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/12 20:40:48] digitaldonk [319/459] has challenged sasaniak [30/694] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:52 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[12/09/12 09:06:43] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:54:15 towards level 69.
[12/09/12 09:48:55] sasaniak [274/694] has challenged Animal [788/803] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:26:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/09/12 15:50:47] Killerkid, Satoshi, and charitwo [811/1490] have team battled sasaniak, hawk, and kenyon [107/2494] and won! 0 days, 03:58:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/12 06:25:15] brentter, sasaniak, and dxrt [14/1897] have team battled Waller, pekster, and Mateusz [575/1085] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/12 02:58:04] sasaniak [217/694] has challenged Alfie [291/509] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:08:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/11/12 17:57:15] sasaniak, ||cw, and GaveUp [708/1723] have team battled GyrosGeior, Sparticus, and tann [417/1601] and won! 0 days, 11:59:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/12 21:07:39] jmaugue [82/480] has challenged sasaniak [148/694] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:05:17 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[12/13/12 08:00:25] hectocotylus [20/313] has challenged sasaniak [9/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from hectocotylus's clock.
[12/24/12 01:45:42] s1amson [51/531] has challenged sasaniak [407/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:46 is added to s1amson's clock.
[12/24/12 05:09:55] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:45:32 towards level 69.
[12/25/12 18:24:33] Satoshi [696/738] has come upon sasaniak [441/694] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:29:53 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[12/26/12 07:45:39] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:29:06 from level 69.
[12/27/12 01:35:00] Transfusion [157/337] has challenged sasaniak [213/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Transfusion's clock.
[12/27/12 02:24:53] sasaniak [636/694] has come upon jbest [276/474] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:59:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/27/12 12:57:29] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:02 towards level 69.
[12/27/12 17:05:31] sasaniak [320/694] has challenged wakeupscreaming [588/829] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:35:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/27/12 22:55:27] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:38:51 towards level 69.
[12/28/12 13:57:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 12:47:49 from level 69.
[12/28/12 18:30:53] sasaniak [400/694] has come upon ReNDoM [528/665] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:39:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/28/12 20:11:40] Babar [855/890] has challenged sasaniak [270/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:57 is removed from Babar's clock.
[12/29/12 05:43:26] sasaniak [345/694] has come upon neurospex [179/465] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:47:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/29/12 15:15:56] sasaniak [413/694] has challenged robot [95/318] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:03:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/30/12 13:44:09] steev [294/534] has challenged sasaniak [194/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from steev's clock.
[12/30/12 14:26:27] felipe [362/464] has come upon sasaniak [575/694] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:04:38 is added to felipe's clock.
[12/30/12 16:10:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 5 days, 23:05:22 toward level 69.
[01/01/13 23:43:35] Smoovious, digitaldonk, and yano [1419/1824] have team battled PriceChild, ccx, and sasaniak [1538/1963] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/13 17:52:18] nicko [76/413] has challenged sasaniak [635/694] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to nicko's clock.
[01/04/13 01:49:18] sasaniak [326/694] has challenged LordFella [27/530] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:12:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/05/13 12:58:09] sasaniak [316/694] has challenged pekster [8/436] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:02:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/05/13 16:52:17] Trienish [684/776] has come upon sasaniak [309/694] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:26:57 is removed from Trienish's clock.
[01/06/13 04:34:10] ChiefRA, Ex0deus, Synergist, and sasaniak have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/13 16:04:45] sasaniak [62/694] has challenged Furry [263/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:46:06 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/07/13 00:06:47] sasaniak [80/694] has challenged idleOne [577/670] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:52:01 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/07/13 06:51:57] sasaniak [373/694] has come upon Vostok [439/571] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:18:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/08/13 14:16:25] sasaniak [445/694] has challenged suterismus [284/960] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:02:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/08/13 19:48:09] Killerkid [229/346] has come upon sasaniak [540/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:47 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/09/13 08:40:29] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:58:24 towards level 69.
[01/09/13 09:13:51] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:45 towards level 69.
[01/09/13 22:02:42] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:15:19 from level 69.
[01/10/13 06:07:56] Nofew, Transfusion, and Killerkid [319/1225] have team battled morph, suterismus, and sasaniak [1604/1834] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/13 14:58:13] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/13 20:02:24] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:09 towards level 69.
[01/11/13 08:43:49] sasaniak ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:40 from level 69.
[01/11/13 10:44:57] eyeofodin [164/354] has challenged sasaniak [293/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to eyeofodin's clock.
[01/11/13 16:36:42] sasaniak [42/713] has come upon ccx [392/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:31:03 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/12/13 15:58:07] sasaniak [433/713] has come upon XJR-9 [431/523] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:12:44 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/13/13 02:36:51] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:44:30 from level 69.
[01/13/13 04:44:21] Hydrogenum [177/872] has challenged sasaniak [347/713] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:02:51 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/13/13 06:48:02] talso, code_slinger, and Str1ngS [943/1865] have team battled XJR-9, sasaniak, and iViLe [337/1651] and won! 0 days, 00:55:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/13 10:50:35] sasaniak found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:50 towards level 69.
[01/14/13 10:52:02] wakeupscreaming [631/829] has challenged sasaniak [255/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:56:47 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[01/14/13 10:52:02] In the fierce battle, sasaniak dropped his level 95 tunic! wakeupscreaming picks it up, tossing his old level 88 tunic to sasaniak.
[01/15/13 14:36:26] vrillusions, LordFella, and raulp [668/1760] have team battled jmaugue, sasaniak, and Minun [510/1744] and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/13 22:33:58] sasaniak [623/706] has come upon dwfreed [560/742] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:18:38 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/16/13 16:05:27] sasaniak [631/706] has challenged Kabaka [65/653] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:29:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/17/13 04:12:24] SavageHenry [17/274] has come upon sasaniak [271/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:16 is added to SavageHenry's clock.
[01/18/13 10:27:26] Gerardon [165/350] has challenged sasaniak [575/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Gerardon's clock.
[01/18/13 17:18:12] sasaniak [47/706] has challenged morph [229/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/18/13 23:41:12] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:47 towards level 69.
[01/20/13 01:26:22] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:42 towards level 69.
[01/21/13 20:06:57] Arrana [26/219] has challenged sasaniak [497/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Arrana's clock.
[01/22/13 07:48:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 12:04:02 toward level 69.
[01/22/13 14:00:05] sasaniak [112/706] has come upon oldmankdude [67/713] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:08:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/22/13 16:25:12] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:33 from level 69.
[01/22/13 18:58:22] rmbell.the.great [185/209] has challenged sasaniak [427/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[01/25/13 01:58:00] sasaniak [327/709] has challenged Wolf [233/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:46:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/25/13 02:01:57] PhantomGamers [171/214] has challenged sasaniak [471/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to PhantomGamers's clock.
[01/27/13 10:02:24] sasaniak [85/709] has challenged brimstone [150/397] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/27/13 20:39:05] sjefen6 [501/502] has come upon sasaniak [215/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:50:13 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/28/13 19:34:15] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:37:58 towards level 70.
[01/29/13 02:23:41] sasaniak [578/709] has challenged Fluttershy [440/504] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:39:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/13 05:05:28] sasaniak [86/709] has come upon Osiux [297/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:28:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/13 09:06:12] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:03:18 towards level 70.
[01/30/13 09:58:35] Xavierdarkness [122/311] has challenged sasaniak [459/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Xavierdarkness's clock.
[01/30/13 10:49:51] sasaniak [650/709] has come upon gipyelrah [102/867] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:56:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/30/13 12:30:10] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:35 towards level 70.
[01/31/13 01:36:26] Str1ngS [573/919] has challenged sasaniak [424/709] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:18:32 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[02/04/13 01:35:33] sasaniak [663/709] has come upon neurospex [42/557] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:11:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/05/13 15:11:39] nicko [515/618] has challenged sasaniak [502/709] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:48:20 is removed from nicko's clock.
[02/05/13 21:27:08] vegadark [543/798] has come upon sasaniak [441/709] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:34:31 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/06/13 18:25:02] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:56:59 from level 70.
[02/07/13 10:18:38] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:06:13 from level 70.
[02/19/13 04:38:50] null, AngryParsley, and iViLe [478/1526] have team battled Prometheus, devnullcon, and sasaniak [364/1472] and won! 0 days, 02:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/13 07:59:37] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:04:12 towards level 70.
[02/20/13 17:28:04] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:11:49 towards level 70.
[02/21/13 00:35:01] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:12:26 from level 70.
[02/21/13 03:50:15] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:29 from level 70.
[02/21/13 04:44:23] sasaniak [531/709] has challenged Fluttershy [290/503] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:48:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/21/13 07:36:13] Jareeta [286/1005] has come upon sasaniak [437/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:56 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[02/21/13 13:48:47] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:28:35 towards level 70.
[02/21/13 17:47:49] sasaniak [562/709] has challenged AngryParsley [232/480] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:09:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/21/13 20:37:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 21 days, 04:05:36 toward level 70.
[02/22/13 19:09:20] sasaniak [571/709] has come upon greycat [425/805] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:59:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/23/13 01:57:31] DryRoastedPeanut [656/898] has come upon sasaniak [536/709] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:10:12 is removed from DryRoastedPeanut's clock.
[02/23/13 16:59:54] blizgerg [544/687] has challenged sasaniak [143/709] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:38:33 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/23/13 22:59:21] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:04 towards level 70.
[02/24/13 09:58:05] talso [234/402] has come upon sasaniak [564/709] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:22 is added to talso's clock.
[02/25/13 09:10:06] sasaniak [246/709] has challenged Jareeta [127/1005] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/25/13 13:29:36] Eadrom [207/394] has challenged sasaniak [137/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from Eadrom's clock.
[02/26/13 05:21:21] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:13 towards level 70.
[02/27/13 18:07:49] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:59 towards level 70.
[02/27/13 22:58:26] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:51 from level 70.
[03/03/13 00:45:31] sasaniak [208/709] has challenged Alfie [272/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:40:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/03/13 04:05:01] tiwake, jirwin, and Lenny [265/1964] have team battled Gizmokid2005, sasaniak, and Syloq [16/2079] and won! 0 days, 02:06:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/13 04:40:35] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:09 towards level 70.
[03/03/13 04:46:36] sasaniak [410/709] has challenged robot [80/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/03/13 13:47:24] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:23 towards level 70.
[03/03/13 20:18:16] sasaniak [581/709] has come upon Sheudecai [66/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:34:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/04/13 11:40:24] sasaniak [629/709] has come upon Beavis [435/739] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:05 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/04/13 19:00:18] Alfie, oldmankdude, and sasaniak [520/1940] have team battled gipyelrah, ryushe, and jbroome [1621/2009] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/13 11:00:38] jbroome [387/657] has challenged sasaniak [281/709] in combat and won! 15 days, 06:14:59 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[03/05/13 22:10:38] Vostok, sasaniak, dpk, and ryushe have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/06/13 18:12:00] Birdbones, iViLe, and robot [1128/1243] have team battled SirRofer, sasaniak, and blizgerg [1460/1757] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/13 22:24:49] sasaniak [593/709] has challenged Trienish [165/806] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/08/13 19:47:52] pekster [424/496] has come upon sasaniak [574/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:56 is added to pekster's clock.
[03/09/13 01:38:18] dxrt, sasaniak, and RLabs [263/1807] have team battled Charris, ccx, and Ttech [374/1981] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/13 18:48:08] dwfreed, sasaniak, and argus [2086/2316] have team battled talso, m0shbear, and SeySayux [42/1574] and won! 6 days, 05:09:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/13 19:14:32] jmaugue, amazing, and sasaniak [1819/1847] have team battled Lenny, yano, and allo [936/2728] and won! 0 days, 14:59:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/13 04:11:36] Iuz, RLabs, and nightcinder [653/1395] have team battled kenyon, RansomTime, and sasaniak [1149/2077] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/13 08:21:03] sasaniak [658/712] has come upon talso [384/391] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:15:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/14/13 03:49:10] sasaniak [262/712] has challenged masklin [65/562] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:27:38 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/16/13 15:07:23] sbp, Plasmastar, sasaniak, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/13 17:28:13] Animal, XJR-9, and dxrt [1844/1953] have team battled Ephod, Pici, and sasaniak [662/2052] and won! 4 days, 08:33:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/13 21:10:44] tiwake [391/604] has challenged sasaniak [268/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:47 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[03/18/13 03:12:14] sasaniak [298/712] has challenged kgb [323/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:15:29 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/18/13 06:26:33] sasaniak [556/712] has come upon tiwake [215/604] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:44:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/19/13 10:41:27] sasaniak [167/712] has come upon masklin [108/529] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:41:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/20/13 13:11:46] sasaniak [456/712] has come upon allo [241/781] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:06:05 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/23/13 15:45:07] sasaniak [352/712] has challenged Unsub [195/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:58:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/24/13 01:47:38] blizgerg [487/687] has challenged sasaniak [78/712] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:21 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[03/26/13 01:08:12] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:47 from level 71.
[03/26/13 11:17:37] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:58 towards level 71.
[03/26/13 20:49:59] TauPan [35/303] has come upon sasaniak [68/715] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:56:29 is added to TauPan's clock.
[03/27/13 09:20:46] idisjunction, TauPan, and rmbell.the.great [439/885] have team battled PriceChild, sasaniak, and joshz [1022/2081] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/13 13:37:29] PriceChild, sasaniak, Sparticus, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/13 19:16:27] sasaniak [658/715] has challenged Nofew [336/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/30/13 05:24:17] truffles [164/608] has challenged sasaniak [637/715] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to truffles's clock.
[03/30/13 10:03:25] null, suiside, and sasaniak [1447/2599] have team battled ruan, raela, and s1amson [551/1785] and won! 1 day, 05:28:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/13 15:55:25] sasaniak [540/715] has come upon gipyelrah [359/871] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:09:44 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/30/13 19:24:13] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:58 towards level 71.
[03/31/13 18:25:29] sasaniak [101/715] has come upon LordFella [120/560] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:10 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/31/13 19:58:41] sasaniak [258/715] has come upon Hydrogenum [261/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/01/13 04:01:52] cmrn, sasaniak, and illuminata [2/1584] have team battled Sir_Lemming, woonack, and AbrahamLinksys [1109/1932] and lost! 0 days, 19:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/13 09:23:14] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:01 towards level 71.
[04/02/13 12:25:41] keeper_c, Killerkid, and pwned [357/2736] have team battled code_slinger, sasaniak, and Cameron_D [770/2512] and lost! 2 days, 11:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/13 11:51:51] dwfreed, Zett, and idisjunction [1503/2020] have team battled BlastHardcheese, sasaniak, and Quix0te [851/1784] and won! 0 days, 00:32:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/13 14:57:04] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:20 towards level 71.
[04/04/13 12:49:17] sasaniak, Smoovious, and Sir_Lemming [238/1760] have team battled Ephur, mamarley, and Gizmokid2005 [1597/2393] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/13 08:01:53] brendan [87/425] has come upon sasaniak [44/715] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:33 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/05/13 08:04:48] sasaniak [259/715] has challenged RansomTime [10/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/11/13 07:22:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 15:25:05 toward level 71.
[04/14/13 04:01:12] dpk [302/542] has challenged sasaniak [254/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:11:58 is removed from dpk's clock.
[04/14/13 05:50:53] maybeHere [121/282] has come upon sasaniak [229/723] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:19 is added to maybeHere's clock.
[04/15/13 00:38:33] sasaniak [298/723] has come upon Hydrogenum [79/878] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:07 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/15/13 15:08:18] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:00 towards level 71.
[04/15/13 19:43:47] sasaniak [145/723] has come upon seisgatos [107/282] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:44:04 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/16/13 17:55:38] Ttech, D4CH_RPi, and sartan [670/1726] have team battled rasputo, sasaniak, and preflex [545/1717] and won! 0 days, 02:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/13 05:45:34] sasaniak [339/723] has come upon tmberg [170/563] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/17/13 23:06:53] sasaniak [46/743] has challenged Junaos [444/484] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:27:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/18/13 08:29:12] GaveUp [426/520] has challenged sasaniak [695/743] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:52:04 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[04/19/13 05:58:36] sasaniak, heqs, and HackUCF [1152/1424] have team battled Trienish, allo, and s1amson [142/1978] and won! 0 days, 07:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/13 06:53:03] sasaniak, jawshoeah, and truffles [489/1485] have team battled XJR-9, ruan, and Valkor [459/1948] and won! 0 days, 00:05:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/13 18:04:56] LordFella, idisjunction, and digitaldonk [708/1924] have team battled sasaniak, Glynix, and Ephur [1398/1767] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/13 12:52:04] greycat, sasaniak, and jmaugue [1251/2020] have team battled xmessenger, XJR-9, and Darky [611/1154] and won! 5 days, 15:54:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/13 06:14:53] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:13 towards level 72.
[04/23/13 07:03:14] keeper_c [195/1285] has challenged sasaniak [353/743] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:43:27 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[04/24/13 07:19:27] sasaniak [196/743] has come upon Mateusz [535/657] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:49:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/24/13 13:11:47] UndyingShadow, tiwake, and idleOne [554/1720] have team battled sasaniak, rmbell.the.great, and SimonTam [1431/1676] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/13 22:28:01] sasaniak [321/743] has come upon zbart [54/530] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:28:38 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/24/13 22:28:01] sasaniak has dealt zbart a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:11:19 is added to zbart's clock.
[04/26/13 23:27:56] MetaNova [324/513] has challenged sasaniak [117/743] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:20:50 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/28/13 07:18:45] sasaniak [343/743] has come upon Jewbaca [368/437] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:53:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/29/13 03:07:46] sasaniak spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sasaniak's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/13 02:49:33] AngryParsley [396/518] has challenged sasaniak [199/734] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:04:28 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/30/13 09:51:26] zero_one [433/479] has challenged sasaniak [286/734] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:53:19 is removed from zero_one's clock.
[05/03/13 06:58:57] sasaniak [282/734] has come upon Majak [18/440] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:42:38 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/03/13 08:29:56] Jewbaca [433/437] has challenged sasaniak [488/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Jewbaca's clock.
[05/03/13 16:37:54] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:13:32 towards level 72.
[05/04/13 11:30:16] noother [234/718] has challenged sasaniak [704/734] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:09:44 is added to noother's clock.
[05/05/13 08:39:26] kork [83/291] has come upon sasaniak [431/734] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:07:15 is added to kork's clock.
[05/07/13 01:28:32] unicoder [137/469] has come upon sasaniak [671/734] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:40 is added to unicoder's clock.
[05/07/13 05:11:26] mindlesstux [91/178] has challenged sasaniak [4/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:53 is removed from mindlesstux's clock.
[05/07/13 07:49:01] Valkor [587/1015] has challenged sasaniak [23/734] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:24:48 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[05/07/13 09:49:32] sasaniak [217/734] has challenged Str1ngS [12/931] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:02:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/07/13 10:32:33] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:32:30 from level 72.
[05/07/13 17:44:26] mindlesstux [76/202] has challenged sasaniak [435/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to mindlesstux's clock.
[05/07/13 23:54:17] sasaniak [373/734] has come upon kgb [340/601] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:57:58 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/08/13 11:46:06] mindlesstux [78/215] has challenged sasaniak [317/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to mindlesstux's clock.
[05/08/13 15:49:57] Gerardon, sasaniak, and idleOne [1658/2016] have team battled SpamMage, BlastHardcheese, and benonsoftware [1633/1779] and won! 1 day, 20:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/13 00:00:05] seek [341/765] has challenged sasaniak [680/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:20 is added to seek's clock.
[05/09/13 10:13:27] RedW, Spazturtle, and Nofew [58/1049] have team battled sasaniak, bigjay, and Gizmokid2005 [1890/2462] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/13 12:27:46] sasaniak [38/734] has challenged ElectRo [31/1292] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:21:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/10/13 19:56:13] Ttech [670/1162] has come upon sasaniak [599/734] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:48:54 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/10/13 20:55:36] Smoovious, nikoJ, and ChiefRA [380/1883] have team battled seek, tmberg, and sasaniak [647/2066] and lost! 3 days, 00:48:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/13 01:06:26] sasaniak [500/734] has come upon GaveUp [166/517] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:01:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/11/13 06:49:23] sasaniak, MetaNova, and Killerkid [1491/1816] have team battled talso, neuro, and Smoovious [1328/2117] and won! 0 days, 03:55:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/13 07:28:41] sasaniak [88/734] has come upon mamarley [446/583] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:27:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/12/13 16:13:56] sasaniak [366/734] has challenged tiwake [663/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:34:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/12/13 22:24:30] sasaniak [285/734] has challenged preflex [218/552] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:20:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/12/13 22:24:30] In the fierce battle, preflex dropped his level 45 shield! sasaniak picks it up, tossing his old level 42 shield to preflex.
[05/13/13 09:13:49] EugeneKay [175/427] has challenged sasaniak [422/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to EugeneKay's clock.
[05/29/13 13:06:56] jack, sasaniak, and brendan [1253/1480] have team battled vrillusions, HackUCF, and kork [359/1797] and won! 0 days, 03:43:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/13 04:32:29] sasaniak [401/737] has come upon SeySayux [316/421] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:24:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/30/13 18:14:47] sasaniak [286/737] has challenged blizgerg [701/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:18:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/31/13 22:39:57] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:19 towards level 72.
[06/01/13 02:44:33] Glynix, Sparticus, and ChiefRA [1232/1755] have team battled truexfan81, seek, and sasaniak [1490/1740] and lost! 0 days, 16:33:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/13 05:24:58] sasaniak [125/737] has challenged LordFella [169/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:08:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/02/13 15:32:44] ChiefRA [443/545] has challenged sasaniak [654/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:36 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[06/03/13 12:31:00] sasaniak [469/737] has come upon bersam [120/132] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:28:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/03/13 17:35:01] raitho [365/664] has challenged sasaniak [374/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to raitho's clock.
[06/04/13 18:45:18] JoseeAntonioR [11/336] has challenged sasaniak [508/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:34:24 is added to JoseeAntonioR's clock.
[06/05/13 05:19:39] sasaniak, seek, and Jewbaca [1418/1938] have team battled Kabaka, sjefen6, and s1amson [1263/1508] and won! 1 day, 14:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/13 19:09:56] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:14 from level 72.
[06/06/13 02:52:50] sasaniak [366/737] has challenged Cenhinen [180/748] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:38:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/06/13 18:38:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 22:45:06 toward level 72.
[06/06/13 19:22:37] PriceChild, jbroome, and Skidel [730/1570] have team battled SpamMage, sasaniak, and Majak [1044/1924] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/13 03:58:14] talso [363/450] has challenged sasaniak [133/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:54:39 is removed from talso's clock.
[06/07/13 03:58:14] talso has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:32:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/08/13 04:49:03] sasaniak [614/737] has come upon sjefen6 [64/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:59:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/11/13 14:01:37] Charris [80/370] has come upon sasaniak [377/737] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:32:51 is added to Charris's clock.
[06/12/13 05:52:18] sasaniak [361/737] has challenged lipek [193/647] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:07:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/12/13 18:59:49] we6jbo [39/331] has come upon sasaniak [602/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:10 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[06/13/13 05:14:10] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:09 towards level 72.
[06/13/13 14:43:43] Ladon [0/231] has challenged sasaniak [296/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Ladon's clock.
[06/13/13 18:57:35] sasaniak, woonack, and mamarley [1246/2514] have team battled TauPan, Hans.Wurst, and argus [443/1272] and won! 0 days, 04:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/13 20:20:14] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:16:42 from level 72.
[06/14/13 18:51:31] Krim [16/19] has challenged sasaniak [418/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Krim's clock.
[06/17/13 07:30:44] TauPan [38/306] has come upon sasaniak [364/737] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:39:45 is added to TauPan's clock.
[06/17/13 16:44:15] zbart, KennosiS, and sasaniak [1004/1699] have team battled MontyZuma, BlastHardcheese, and elf [1109/1456] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/13 06:07:07] sasaniak, blizgerg, and h00k [1225/2101] have team battled Sir_Lemming, code_slinger, and masklin [1572/1779] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/13 12:11:30] Spazturtle, rasputo, and Syloq [1374/1389] have team battled Ziggilus, sasaniak, and gipyelrah [1420/2030] and lost! 0 days, 17:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/13 17:38:53] iunruh [426/541] has challenged sasaniak [268/737] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from iunruh's clock.
[06/20/13 02:11:56] sjefen6, maybeHere, and JonesBy [5/1224] have team battled sasaniak, DemosDemon, and Symmetry [653/1681] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/13 13:26:35] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:31 towards level 72.
[06/21/13 11:29:18] sasaniak [278/737] has come upon Skidel [358/378] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:11:48 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/22/13 04:55:46] slack [136/328] has challenged sasaniak [26/737] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from slack's clock.
[06/22/13 09:57:17] bairyn, LordFella, and allo [1797/2092] have team battled maybeHere, SpamMage, and sasaniak [259/1887] and won! 1 day, 06:45:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/13 19:59:52] sasaniak, lolwut, yond, and jmaugue have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/13 22:41:22] SimonTam, sasaniak, and talso [1136/1820] have team battled idisjunction, naori, and dwfreed [1777/2359] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/13 16:10:12] mamarley, sasaniak, [dmp], and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/13 23:34:57] sasaniak [377/737] has challenged nyrednek [226/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:40:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/28/13 12:13:02] sasaniak [554/737] has come upon AngryParsley [133/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:11:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/29/13 12:42:25] sasaniak [244/737] has challenged nyislanders2121 [17/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:02:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/29/13 23:20:48] sasaniak [105/737] has come upon pants [93/160] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:02:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/13 14:47:47] sasaniak [289/737] has challenged idleOne [458/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/13 16:13:00] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:32 from level 72.
[07/01/13 21:23:19] seisgatos, XJR-9, and sasaniak [1300/1557] have team battled dxrt, Killerkid, and ChiefRA [296/1933] and won! 1 day, 03:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/13 12:38:22] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:30 towards level 72.
[07/02/13 17:42:49] Sparticus [220/855] has come upon sasaniak [105/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:07 is removed from Sparticus's clock.
[07/02/13 22:49:20] sasaniak [376/737] has come upon suiside [850/1288] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:00 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/05/13 11:30:30] sasaniak, seek, and spiffytech [2067/2125] have team battled Darky, Sir_Lemming, and pants [73/1079] and won! 2 days, 19:36:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/13 22:17:26] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:49 towards level 72.
[07/08/13 13:10:55] talso [500/655] has challenged sasaniak [204/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:39 is removed from talso's clock.
[07/09/13 00:10:11] gipyelrah, sasaniak, mthw, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/13 09:16:41] Nofew, grooverider, and sjefen6 [950/1573] have team battled sasaniak, Syloq, and Ttech [2346/2490] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/13 11:23:37] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:30 towards level 72.
[07/10/13 06:26:51] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:35 from level 72.
[07/11/13 08:44:00] ChiefRA [444/537] has come upon sasaniak [672/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:49:14 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[07/12/13 20:29:23] sasaniak [718/737] has challenged neuro [797/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/12/13 22:50:32] jmaugue [389/455] has come upon sasaniak [216/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:27:49 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[07/14/13 08:50:48] sasaniak, cirdan, and m0shbear [1230/2430] have team battled nikoJ, maybeHere, and Kabaka [88/1630] and won! 0 days, 06:31:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/13 10:45:25] TheMadHatter [181/225] has challenged sasaniak [253/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[07/14/13 12:38:06] sasaniak [216/737] has challenged kitsune [65/164] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:20:05 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/16/13 12:49:02] ahmiq [0/474] has challenged sasaniak [731/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:02 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[07/17/13 00:00:13] sasaniak, neurospex, and forks [2052/2335] have team battled sp1ga, MontyZuma, and brentwalther [391/1021] and won! 0 days, 06:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/13 03:39:33] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:00 from level 72.
[07/17/13 19:56:00] sasaniak [172/737] has challenged finn [41/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:16:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/18/13 05:19:18] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:43 towards level 72.
[07/18/13 07:55:24] Fogel [257/287] has challenged sasaniak [671/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Fogel's clock.
[07/18/13 08:01:16] sasaniak [331/737] has come upon NessaDoom [13/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:13:02 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/18/13 13:58:12] PreX [42/46] has challenged sasaniak [546/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to PreX's clock.
[07/18/13 23:45:41] naterd00d [80/451] has challenged sasaniak [346/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to naterd00d's clock.
[07/19/13 05:01:34] pants, sasaniak, ahmiq, and Satoshi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/13 02:30:20] bersam [297/408] has come upon sasaniak [518/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:37 is added to bersam's clock.
[07/21/13 12:15:54] sasaniak [67/737] has challenged tiwake [98/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/22/13 05:50:57] pekster, Wayneoween, and rasputo [261/1326] have team battled keeper_c, sasaniak, and DemosDemon [2150/2632] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/13 16:59:30] spiffytech, RedW, and kitsune [854/1354] have team battled RLabs, sasaniak, and neurospex [1457/2119] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/13 13:32:45] Reaper [517/860] has challenged sasaniak [627/737] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:32:11 is added to Reaper's clock.
[07/24/13 19:04:26] sasaniak [39/737] has come upon Weedle [443/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:09:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/25/13 12:39:02] ccx, woonack, and TauPan [918/1949] have team battled m0shbear, sasaniak, and dwfreed [1679/2489] and lost! 0 days, 15:50:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/13 08:01:46] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:29 towards level 72.
[07/27/13 10:11:48] CornFly [21/199] has challenged sasaniak [139/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/27/13 14:00:51] sasaniak [1/746] has come upon Simie [228/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:42:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/27/13 16:22:53] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:07:08 from level 72.
[07/27/13 18:39:37] Fogel, Neal, and sasaniak [1384/1701] have team battled addikt, kork, and seisgatos [722/1067] and won! 0 days, 06:01:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/13 10:31:39] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:24 towards level 72.
[07/30/13 16:16:02] sasaniak [270/746] has come upon kork [237/291] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:38:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/01/13 08:15:21] sasaniak [91/746] has challenged Fluttershy [464/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:28:13 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/01/13 17:57:30] sasaniak [387/746] has come upon ccx [137/421] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:51:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/02/13 22:24:22] sasaniak [421/746] has challenged D4CH_RPi [49/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:23:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/03/13 10:22:31] SpamMage, sasaniak, and argus [1511/2397] have team battled Nothing4You, Kevin, and Fogel [969/1038] and won! 1 day, 08:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/13 17:13:45] tmberg, Toagac, and sasaniak [432/2024] have team battled tann, charitwo, and Ziggilus [682/1477] and lost! 0 days, 11:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/13 19:29:23] Ttech [186/1168] has challenged sasaniak [709/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:57 is added to Ttech's clock.
[08/04/13 22:09:32] D4CH_RPi [260/402] has challenged sasaniak [532/746] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to D4CH_RPi's clock.
[08/07/13 02:17:12] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:11 towards level 72.
[08/07/13 16:03:26] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:34 from level 72.
[08/14/13 02:26:08] neurospex [283/915] has challenged sasaniak [493/746] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:30:03 is added to neurospex's clock.
[08/14/13 14:12:59] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:03 from level 72.
[08/14/13 19:47:35] preflex [446/453] has come upon sasaniak [725/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:14:43 is added to preflex's clock.
[08/14/13 23:31:06] nyislanders2121 [283/875] has challenged sasaniak [163/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:52 is removed from nyislanders2121's clock.
[08/15/13 02:01:06] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:20 towards level 72.
[08/15/13 23:10:22] sasaniak, filinep, and SpamMage [1274/1994] have team battled Killerkid, Chenzw, and gipyelrah [618/1936] and won! 1 day, 10:14:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 11:44:55] sasaniak [265/746] has challenged Knunez [103/127] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:50:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/17/13 12:45:09] sasaniak [555/746] has challenged Furry [54/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:28:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/17/13 17:08:22] Alfie, maybeHere, and mthw [889/1391] have team battled sasaniak, Cenhinen, and jmaugue [194/2044] and won! 1 day, 17:19:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/13 14:31:28] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:19:46 from level 72.
[08/19/13 21:58:11] sasaniak [252/746] has challenged ranman [77/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/20/13 01:51:29] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:29 towards level 72.
[08/22/13 08:11:45] sasaniak [730/746] has challenged m0shbear [393/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:19:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/22/13 10:35:47] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:45:51 from level 72.
[08/23/13 00:15:27] cirdan [38/1028] has challenged sasaniak [445/746] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:18:02 is added to cirdan's clock.
[08/24/13 10:38:20] fonzie [10/511] has challenged sasaniak [619/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to fonzie's clock.
[08/24/13 21:51:46] sasaniak [180/746] has come upon Jetnerd [20/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/25/13 01:16:51] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:57 towards level 72.
[08/25/13 01:27:12] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:17 towards level 72.
[08/25/13 03:39:23] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:42 towards level 72.
[08/26/13 14:46:32] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:29 towards level 72.
[08/26/13 17:36:16] Gerardon [697/761] has challenged sasaniak [687/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:00 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[08/26/13 21:45:59] sasaniak [614/746] has come upon allo [140/825] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:42:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/27/13 09:20:14] sasaniak [265/746] has challenged BachePorro [297/451] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/27/13 09:48:59] grooverider [429/911] has come upon sasaniak [455/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:08:05 is added to grooverider's clock.
[08/30/13 05:35:10] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:53:59 towards level 73.
[08/31/13 03:01:18] brimstone [315/416] has challenged sasaniak [20/746] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:08:58 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[08/31/13 21:05:29] sasaniak [222/746] has challenged milo64 [1/318] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:20:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/31/13 21:05:29] sasaniak has dealt milo64 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:00 is added to milo64's clock.
[09/01/13 02:06:40] Jareeta [968/1026] has challenged sasaniak [685/746] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:56:22 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[09/01/13 20:43:09] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:26:12 from level 73.
[09/03/13 14:20:37] addikt [480/522] has challenged sasaniak [512/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:11 is added to addikt's clock.
[09/05/13 01:44:11] junktext [259/269] has challenged sasaniak [28/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from junktext's clock.
[09/05/13 12:47:33] archlich, Str1ngS, and sasaniak [1212/1744] have team battled fonzie, dwfreed, and Maple-Chestnut [1499/1703] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/13 14:11:23] zbart, tiwake, and charitwo [916/1878] have team battled sasaniak, mthw, and BachePorro [316/1629] and won! 1 day, 20:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/13 14:48:49] sasaniak [667/746] has come upon Furry [406/550] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:55:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/07/13 00:52:14] truffles [272/596] has come upon sasaniak [325/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:38:03 is added to truffles's clock.
[09/07/13 08:39:22] Gerardon [529/761] has come upon sasaniak [221/746] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:19:00 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[09/08/13 00:45:46] sasaniak [397/746] has challenged bairyn [191/590] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:06:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/08/13 00:45:46] sasaniak has dealt bairyn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:05:55 is added to bairyn's clock.
[09/08/13 04:53:54] sasaniak [575/746] has come upon preflex [326/444] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:17:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/09/13 22:12:31] dpk, sasaniak, and MMavipc [1235/1541] have team battled pants, gipyelrah, and Quix0te [331/1633] and won! 0 days, 01:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/13 05:06:55] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:14 towards level 73.
[09/11/13 05:56:21] UndyingShadow [141/495] has come upon sasaniak [443/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:36:20 is added to UndyingShadow's clock.
[09/11/13 10:07:30] sasaniak [493/746] has challenged Charris [151/372] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:36:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/13/13 06:46:08] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:29:51 towards level 73.
[09/13/13 22:21:44] sasaniak [606/746] has challenged lipek [491/780] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:32:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/13 16:54:41] Sir_Lemming, sasaniak, and junktext [464/1422] have team battled preflex, gylgamesh, and Preaux [673/1329] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/13 05:49:39] joshz [536/635] has come upon sasaniak [221/746] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:21:53 is removed from joshz's clock.
[09/15/13 15:47:58] Birdbones, bairyn, and swhitt [103/1842] have team battled Lykos, sasaniak, and Hydrogenum [1440/2110] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/13 20:56:26] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:30:45 from level 73.
[09/24/13 22:17:10] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:58:47 towards level 73.
[09/25/13 18:20:54] sasaniak [53/746] has challenged tmberg [53/571] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:36:07 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/27/13 04:19:05] CornFly, Prometheus, and SpamMage [1769/1958] have team battled Cenhinen, Munchington, and sasaniak [383/2012] and won! 0 days, 05:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/13 10:24:21] vegadark, vectr0n, and sasaniak [453/2062] have team battled kork, Kelet, and CornFly [711/986] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/13 08:47:29] Neal [425/605] has challenged sasaniak [296/749] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:24:45 is removed from Neal's clock.
[10/01/13 19:16:55] Mateusz, KennosiS, and sartan [1267/1928] have team battled sasaniak, Hydrogenum, and Fogel [2134/2345] and lost! 0 days, 14:54:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/13 05:51:43] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:06:30 towards level 73.
[10/02/13 11:59:27] sasaniak [120/749] has challenged Hydrogenum [22/963] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:50:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/02/13 18:53:37] sasaniak, numeral, and Chenzw [1163/1528] have team battled MMavipc, BlastHardcheese, and Sheudecai [196/1455] and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/13 23:01:57] XJR-9 [412/579] has challenged sasaniak [257/749] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:00:13 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[10/08/13 02:53:04] slack, irix, and nicko [991/2097] have team battled sasaniak, LordFella, and tann [521/1987] and won! 1 day, 04:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/13 16:03:51] sasaniak [494/749] has come upon sjefen6 [331/484] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:31:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/09/13 03:38:28] Gerardon [314/776] has come upon sasaniak [499/749] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:00:19 is added to Gerardon's clock.
[10/10/13 10:05:14] talso [129/688] has come upon sasaniak [713/749] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:22:02 is added to talso's clock.
[10/11/13 00:35:48] sasaniak, Beavis, and ahmiq [895/2484] have team battled rasputo, CFSworks, and Lykos [683/1581] and won! 2 days, 02:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/13 21:05:46] sasaniak [607/749] has come upon lipek [231/780] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:22:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/12/13 16:27:46] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:07 towards level 73.
[10/15/13 17:21:35] Z6, psilocide, and jbroome [568/1434] have team battled MMavipc, Charris, and sasaniak [7/1651] and won! 0 days, 03:30:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/13 22:12:59] grooverider [602/911] has challenged sasaniak [312/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:14:43 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/16/13 11:55:46] Polsaker [59/355] has challenged sasaniak [605/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Polsaker's clock.
[10/16/13 19:52:34] sasaniak [112/749] has come upon dwfreed [277/411] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:59:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/17/13 10:21:02] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:29 towards level 73.
[10/17/13 21:59:56] master_j [213/356] has come upon sasaniak [132/749] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:19:05 is removed from master_j's clock.
[10/17/13 23:42:29] tann [53/481] has come upon sasaniak [665/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:12:57 is added to tann's clock.
[10/18/13 13:03:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 11:37:04 toward level 73.
[10/18/13 17:34:32] sasaniak [424/749] has challenged sondove [138/383] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:26:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/20/13 01:02:32] Furry, Reaper, sasaniak, and Lenny have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/13 05:37:10] sasaniak [130/749] has challenged yasdorian [296/360] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:00:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/20/13 11:23:27] sasaniak [115/749] has come upon Weedle [148/522] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:29:50 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/21/13 01:35:25] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:56:43 from level 74.
[10/21/13 02:45:35] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:24:55 towards level 74.
[10/22/13 12:38:50] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:52:53 towards level 74.
[10/22/13 15:27:41] dwfreed, AngryParsley, and Gerardon [1202/1853] have team battled seek, greycat, and sasaniak [1546/2292] and lost! 3 days, 00:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/13 23:52:38] sasaniak [600/749] has challenged Kinsmir [455/499] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:09:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/23/13 12:49:41] sasaniak [617/749] has come upon sjefen6 [47/484] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:40:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/23/13 14:10:20] kgb [550/627] has challenged sasaniak [358/749] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from kgb's clock.
[10/23/13 16:02:07] master_j, archlich, and sasaniak [1566/1683] have team battled BlastHardcheese, jose, and Sparticus [1434/2203] and won! 0 days, 10:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/13 07:06:02] monto [19/21] has challenged sasaniak [115/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to monto's clock.
[10/24/13 11:38:23] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:57 towards level 74.
[10/25/13 04:15:30] sasaniak [327/749] has come upon seek [38/755] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:54:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/25/13 08:30:12] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:32:32 from level 74.

[10/27/13 14:02:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 1 day, 23:26:35 toward level 74.
[10/27/13 16:18:38] sasaniak [664/752] has challenged m0shbear [403/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:29:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/27/13 23:43:04] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:31 towards level 74.
[10/29/13 16:30:06] sasaniak [132/752] has challenged we6jbo [334/350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:55:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/29/13 20:40:46] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:05 towards level 74.
[10/30/13 00:01:39] Preaux, rasputo, and preflex [1337/1842] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and sasaniak [2368/2415] and lost! 1 day, 00:02:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/13 01:39:13] sasaniak [360/752] has come upon MadHatter [246/436] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:37:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/02/13 09:39:44] charitwo [106/512] has come upon sasaniak [484/752] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:45:44 is added to charitwo's clock.
[11/02/13 19:38:35] sasaniak [389/752] has come upon Kelet [97/466] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:06:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/03/13 17:31:37] sasaniak [457/752] has come upon junktext [339/491] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:50:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/04/13 18:04:47] sasaniak [101/752] has challenged gipyelrah [139/880] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:29:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/04/13 21:32:39] panda007 [10/22] has challenged sasaniak [51/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to panda007's clock.
[11/04/13 22:40:09] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:18 from level 74.
[11/06/13 12:30:40] jessica [158/159] has challenged sasaniak [642/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to jessica's clock.
[11/07/13 01:51:26] Bender, Mateusz, and jessica [848/1285] have team battled kensington, elf, and sasaniak [1668/1986] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/13 14:10:22] sasaniak [702/752] has come upon gladier [170/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:37:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/08/13 14:27:28] Squid_Tamer [408/474] has challenged sasaniak [416/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:38 is added to Squid_Tamer's clock.
[11/09/13 04:02:40] sasaniak left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sasaniak's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/13 18:12:32] Deny [366/490] has come upon sasaniak [189/730] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:58:26 is removed from Deny's clock.
[11/10/13 04:52:03] XJR-9, sasaniak, and Dee [1289/1650] have team battled Jareeta, kork, and h00k [118/2189] and won! 0 days, 07:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 06:00:12] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:09 towards level 74.
[11/10/13 10:38:12] irix [530/778] has challenged sasaniak [553/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:37 is added to irix's clock.
[11/11/13 16:04:59] sasaniak [426/730] has come upon yasdorian [229/613] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:44:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/13/13 22:03:36] naori, Neal, and kensington [437/1920] have team battled suiside, sasaniak, and Bombur [465/2944] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/13 01:22:07] Odd, Str1ngS, sasaniak, and kensington have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/13 09:07:22] sasaniak [368/730] has challenged Pici [35/740] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:07:24 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/16/13 10:19:20] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:51:22 from level 74.
[11/16/13 10:55:01] sasaniak [82/730] has come upon Reaper [794/926] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:18:35 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/17/13 15:11:40] Flynn, sbp, and sasaniak [844/1900] have team battled Plasmastar, suiside, and idleOne [136/2961] and won! 0 days, 01:27:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/13 16:24:03] sasaniak [623/730] has come upon jmaugue [152/414] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:56:38 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/18/13 22:03:04] sasaniak [615/730] has come upon Prometheus [179/798] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:29:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/21/13 13:14:55] Kronos [213/309] has come upon sasaniak [585/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:51:07 is added to Kronos's clock.
[11/22/13 09:38:55] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:38 from level 74.
[11/22/13 12:54:14] sasaniak [240/730] has come upon suiside [1042/1296] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:01:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/24/13 02:30:30] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/13 07:00:27] sasaniak [514/734] has challenged TauPan [37/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:31:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/24/13 14:49:36] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:41 towards level 74.
[11/26/13 10:13:08] Fluttershy [518/524] has challenged sasaniak [201/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:01:51 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[11/26/13 20:04:51] Deny, Xpktro, and MadHatter [405/1216] have team battled sasaniak, Lenny, and jmaugue [1258/2228] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/13 20:52:42] nb_ff, nitzer, and argus [1370/1897] have team battled Satoshi, sasaniak, and CornFly [2016/2066] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/13 02:58:13] CFSworks, allo, and Bombur [1579/2500] have team battled sasaniak, dav1d, and preflex [1364/1674] and won! 1 day, 18:25:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 11:32:47] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:48 towards level 74.
[11/27/13 20:56:32] sasaniak [141/734] has come upon Bombur [328/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:45:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/28/13 00:23:48] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:39 towards level 74.
[11/28/13 06:36:18] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:17 from level 74.
[11/30/13 07:49:32] Kelet, Krenz, and rasputo [553/1557] have team battled dwfreed, sasaniak, and suiside [878/2451] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/13 11:36:59] sasaniak [163/734] has challenged robot [14/419] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:44:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/30/13 12:58:45] aarontc [157/261] has challenged sasaniak [340/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to aarontc's clock.
[11/30/13 15:37:56] sasaniak [574/734] has challenged IdleMaster [124/433] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:17:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/30/13 15:37:56] sasaniak has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:06:42 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/30/13 22:09:43] lipek, Kelet, and jessica [403/1637] have team battled sasaniak, Danthemandoo, and mthw [79/1469] and won! 0 days, 08:27:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/13 16:41:02] mmhh, Meistarin, and Lightstalker [349/684] have team battled ruan, Grim, and sasaniak [1027/2548] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/13 17:25:47] Meistarin [246/283] has challenged sasaniak [144/734] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/03/13 17:25:47] Meistarin has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:16:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/13 04:11:25] sasaniak [437/734] has come upon Kinsmir [434/537] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:18:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/13 16:02:38] woonack [714/962] has challenged sasaniak [475/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:51:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/04/13 19:30:51] Furry, sasaniak, and DarkGhost [821/1783] have team battled Cameron_D, argus, and m0shbear [1464/2569] and lost! 1 day, 02:39:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/13 22:29:45] zbart [439/537] has come upon sasaniak [684/734] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:35:05 is added to zbart's clock.
[12/05/13 02:51:43] bairyn, sasaniak, and jessica [1182/1710] have team battled aarontc, Ulrich, and rmbell.the.great [827/1354] and won! 0 days, 00:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/13 04:05:42] sasaniak [616/734] has challenged Reaper [857/926] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:11:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/05/13 05:12:39] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:14 towards level 74.
[12/05/13 14:08:19] sasaniak [299/734] has challenged Cenhinen [200/763] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:34:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/06/13 09:51:09] Tenorman, Lightstalker, and sasaniak [129/1761] have team battled Bombur, mmhh, and D4CH_RPi [448/1789] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/13 16:11:17] michagogo|cloud [453/617] has challenged sasaniak [98/738] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from michagogo|cloud's clock.
[12/06/13 18:59:51] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:47 from level 74.
[12/07/13 16:47:11] harrison [9/71] has challenged sasaniak [157/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to harrison's clock.
[12/07/13 17:43:18] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:23:36 from level 74.
[12/07/13 21:47:49] MartinBlank [170/221] has challenged sasaniak [420/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to MartinBlank's clock.
[12/08/13 02:28:05] Maru [1/479] has come upon sasaniak [354/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:23 is added to Maru's clock.
[12/08/13 08:30:35] sdamashek [23/147] has challenged sasaniak [675/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to sdamashek's clock.
[12/08/13 22:52:49] Kelet, digitaldonk, and elf [656/1980] have team battled Lightstalker, sasaniak, and brendan [693/2043] and lost! 1 day, 02:44:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/13 14:12:44] Aut0Exec [61/65] has challenged sasaniak [514/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Aut0Exec's clock.
[12/13/13 15:37:59] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:00:35 from level 74.
[12/14/13 14:10:14] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:03 towards level 74.
[12/15/13 05:07:19] sasaniak [645/738] has challenged Ttech [475/1163] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:19:09 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/13 21:02:25] sasaniak [456/738] has come upon Simie [413/748] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:49:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/15/13 21:30:32] Furry [346/508] has challenged sasaniak [512/738] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to Furry's clock.
[12/16/13 02:49:47] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:04 towards level 74.
[12/16/13 03:56:40] Binkley [290/356] has challenged sasaniak [466/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Binkley's clock.
[12/17/13 18:52:25] Gullinborsti [143/216] has challenged sasaniak [529/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Gullinborsti's clock.
[12/18/13 02:12:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 6 days, 18:25:14 toward level 74.
[12/18/13 05:26:42] OrranjJulius [95/648] has challenged sasaniak [706/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:37:09 is added to OrranjJulius's clock.
[12/18/13 11:28:02] gylgamesh [124/708] has challenged sasaniak [556/738] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[12/18/13 14:28:56] vim [253/499] has challenged sasaniak [207/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:07:01 is removed from vim's clock.
[12/18/13 20:37:56] brendan, jose, and Binkley [993/1894] have team battled DemosDemon, sasaniak, and Mustek [486/1715] and won! 0 days, 04:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/13 10:53:04] sasaniak [464/738] has come upon Godisme [369/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/19/13 20:54:32] m0shbear, rmbell.the.great, and Deny [1892/1973] have team battled sasaniak, tmberg, and jmaugue [375/2029] and won! 0 days, 03:14:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/13 01:05:55] Cameron_D, crisdev, and Dark-Fx [1097/1542] have team battled sbp, DarkGhost, and sasaniak [417/2137] and won! 0 days, 00:15:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/13 20:48:03] naori [413/825] has challenged sasaniak [4/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:36 is removed from naori's clock.
[12/22/13 08:00:46] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:38 towards level 74.
[12/23/13 00:06:15] Vostok [373/751] has come upon sasaniak [138/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:51:58 is removed from Vostok's clock.
[12/23/13 05:49:15] sasaniak [419/738] has come upon Hans.Wurst [656/735] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:45 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/24/13 10:39:16] Tenorman, SeySayux, and avocado [358/2097] have team battled sasaniak, Mustek, and GilbertErik [1406/1431] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/13 23:58:20] Plasmastar, CFSworks, and robot [216/1924] have team battled Colty, sasaniak, and argus [1481/2060] and lost! 1 day, 10:44:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/13 21:24:19] sasaniak [730/738] has come upon irix [125/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/26/13 20:18:10] sasaniak [477/738] has come upon IdleMaster [321/433] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:52:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/27/13 00:01:27] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:01 towards level 74.
[12/27/13 01:57:11] suterismus [939/1281] has come upon sasaniak [706/738] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 01:06:48 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/27/13 23:40:14] we6jbo, Deny, and argus [1767/1825] have team battled jmaugue, sasaniak, and SpamMage [969/1808] and won! 1 day, 06:54:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/13 06:21:25] sasaniak, yano, and kenyon [435/2620] have team battled Vostok, Furry, and seek [318/2014] and won! 2 days, 02:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/13 07:25:25] sasaniak [186/738] has challenged STMelon [100/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/28/13 12:00:22] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:27 towards level 74.
[12/29/13 06:23:26] sasaniak [608/738] has come upon hawk [758/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:56:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/29/13 22:37:36] grooverider, hoff, and Zammo [820/2081] have team battled irix, Cameron_D, and sasaniak [1986/2460] and lost! 0 days, 03:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/13 01:34:03] sasaniak [182/738] has come upon dxrt [355/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:21:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/30/13 16:39:33] yasdorian [270/671] has challenged sasaniak [463/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:31:54 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[12/31/13 14:31:12] sasaniak, TROGDOR, and brentwalther [1720/1744] have team battled Danthemandoo, SpamMage, and Satoshi [737/1851] and won! 0 days, 18:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/13 21:59:25] pants, Deny, and ajhgfa [724/1266] have team battled seisgatos, Killerkid, and sasaniak [1073/1831] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/14 07:08:33] dxrt, vegadark, and greycat [35/2527] have team battled gipyelrah, Ttech, and sasaniak [1694/2801] and lost! 0 days, 09:10:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/14 16:34:59] sasaniak burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sasaniak's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/14 18:32:29] Virtual [90/363] has challenged sasaniak [665/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/02/14 00:53:22] Sparticus [715/882] has challenged sasaniak [302/727] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:42:38 is removed from Sparticus's clock.
[01/02/14 05:35:57] rmbell.the.great, three18ti, and sasaniak [389/1702] have team battled Birdbones, BlastHardcheese, and jose [1090/2382] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 01:57:52] vim, seek, and Bokkie [567/1582] have team battled AngryParsley, sasaniak, and cirdan [1031/2397] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 09:12:16] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:16 from level 74.
[01/03/14 21:22:37] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:44 from level 74.
[01/08/14 23:39:53] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:29 towards level 74.
[01/11/14 00:34:31] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:06 towards level 74.
[01/11/14 07:07:28] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:23 towards level 74.
[01/11/14 18:19:22] outofit [221/277] has challenged sasaniak [64/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from outofit's clock.
[01/11/14 19:19:47] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:17 towards level 74.
[01/12/14 15:25:15] gipyelrah, dwfreed, Reaper, and sasaniak have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/14 19:14:51] sbp, idisjunction, and sasaniak [858/2109] have team battled Hans.Wurst, naori, and Eiam [267/2051] and won! 0 days, 10:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/14 08:57:16] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:44 from level 74.
[01/14/14 12:05:36] lipek [221/687] has challenged sasaniak [501/727] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:48:39 is added to lipek's clock.
[01/14/14 14:06:38] sasaniak [325/727] has challenged aarontc [53/555] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:04:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/15/14 14:59:44] cups [96/106] has challenged sasaniak [649/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to cups's clock.
[01/16/14 02:15:09] Eiam [93/492] has challenged sasaniak [567/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:50 is added to Eiam's clock.
[01/17/14 20:43:03] Daft [135/143] has challenged sasaniak [256/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Daft's clock.
[01/18/14 02:21:25] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/14 16:36:50] sasaniak [21/731] has challenged idisjunction [390/528] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:50:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/19/14 22:38:22] gideonstar [208/461] has challenged sasaniak [171/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:44:45 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[01/20/14 10:41:20] ahmiq [748/749] has challenged sasaniak [318/731] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:10:54 is removed from ahmiq's clock.
[01/20/14 19:43:53] yasdorian [601/671] has challenged sasaniak [19/731] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:51:19 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[01/21/14 22:23:24] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:45:09 towards level 75.
[01/22/14 01:51:43] tsh [207/899] has challenged sasaniak [20/731] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:19:03 is removed from tsh's clock.
[01/22/14 23:57:29] sasaniak [502/731] has challenged Zaratustra [136/300] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:46:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/22/14 23:57:29] sasaniak has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:26:28 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/23/14 01:10:45] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:32:19 from level 75.
[01/23/14 01:15:16] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:47:01 from level 75.
[01/24/14 00:08:32] DarkSiL, CornFly, and Koreth [420/1583] have team battled sasaniak, freeboson, and aucg [1055/2037] and lost! 2 days, 03:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/14 12:06:55] yond [254/821] has challenged sasaniak [717/731] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:23 is added to yond's clock.
[01/25/14 08:26:26] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:54:19 from level 75.

[01/25/14 22:39:18] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:26:11 towards level 75.
[01/26/14 10:18:51] sasaniak [357/731] has challenged Sir_Lemming [193/322] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:43:44 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/26/14 14:37:41] Barry [100/204] has challenged sasaniak [134/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Barry's clock.
[01/28/14 17:54:38] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:13:29 towards level 75.
[01/28/14 23:35:33] sasaniak [580/731] has challenged Furry [185/499] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:40:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/14 20:31:54] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:09:22 from level 75.
[01/30/14 04:50:03] sasaniak left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sasaniak's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/14 08:59:12] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:15:21 from level 75.
[01/30/14 15:51:14] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:40:07 from level 75.
[01/30/14 22:07:15] jose [185/908] has come upon sasaniak [214/712] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:01:16 is added to jose's clock.
[02/01/14 07:41:02] avocado, neurospex, and sasaniak [2103/2522] have team battled kork, freeboson, and Gerdesas [178/1527] and won! 1 day, 16:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/14 20:06:12] Zifre [3/23] has challenged sasaniak [351/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Zifre's clock.
[02/02/14 02:04:42] sasaniak, Vostok, and rasputo [2007/2225] have team battled DanYELL, Hester, and D4CH_RPi [588/1494] and won! 1 day, 05:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/14 12:04:29] sasaniak [293/712] has challenged iViLe [396/490] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:30:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/04/14 05:43:13] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 14:48:53 from level 75.
[02/04/14 10:23:49] dxrt [505/809] has challenged sasaniak [63/712] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:54:44 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[02/06/14 06:49:04] Adar [2/367] has challenged sasaniak [58/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Adar's clock.
[02/06/14 18:07:50] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 07:40:27 from level 75.
[02/07/14 00:50:29] Gizmokid2005 [851/1006] has challenged sasaniak [669/712] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:01:33 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/07/14 04:32:45] sasaniak [484/712] has challenged pants [139/481] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:14:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/07/14 09:50:58] irix [686/777] has come upon sasaniak [449/712] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:05:02 is removed from irix's clock.
[02/08/14 02:20:40] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:13:50 towards level 75.
[02/09/14 08:10:24] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:16:42 towards level 75.
[02/10/14 11:53:11] sasaniak [413/712] has challenged iViLe [343/544] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:50:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/10/14 21:57:52] sasaniak [277/712] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [208/1006] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:51:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/12/14 06:53:33] sasaniak [146/712] has come upon paysties [606/904] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:50:25 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/12/14 08:32:50] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:54:49 towards level 75.
[02/12/14 14:11:47] sasaniak EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:51:50 from level 75.
[02/13/14 06:14:50] sasaniak [9/712] has come upon CFSworks [416/695] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:06:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/13/14 08:11:40] sasaniak [125/712] has challenged sartan [639/924] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:42:40 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/13/14 23:39:00] yond, sasaniak, and robot [1259/1971] have team battled dxrt, Darky, and brimstone [1620/1762] and lost! 0 days, 23:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/14 10:13:06] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:53:19 towards level 75.
[02/24/14 08:49:14] sasaniak [355/712] has challenged gylgamesh [296/524] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:54:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/24/14 09:30:29] neuro [187/937] has come upon sasaniak [271/712] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:58:28 is added to neuro's clock.
[02/24/14 14:29:36] Devrim [23/69] has challenged sasaniak [604/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Devrim's clock.
[02/24/14 19:40:31] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:07:02 from level 75.
[02/26/14 04:47:23] TROGDOR [61/458] has challenged sasaniak [97/712] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to TROGDOR's clock.
[02/26/14 18:04:49] sasaniak [711/712] has challenged pants [327/477] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:07:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/27/14 07:18:51] ElectRo, Fluttershy, and MontyZuma [236/2536] have team battled prattmic, sasaniak, and zinya [860/1425] and lost! 6 days, 12:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/14 16:23:43] XJR-9, sasaniak, and Sheudecai [1139/1823] have team battled mthw, Darky, and RansomTime [1010/1693] and won! 0 days, 08:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/14 18:24:04] sasaniak [117/712] has come upon RedW [358/922] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/04/14 20:19:42] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:55:45 from level 75.
[03/05/14 05:43:27] sasaniak [465/712] has challenged prime [137/219] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:18:58 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/06/14 07:58:35] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:47:04 towards level 75.
[03/07/14 17:35:56] gipyelrah, prime, and sasaniak [109/1906] have team battled Cypher, Devrim, and fester [340/1272] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/14 06:36:20] sasaniak [556/712] has come upon Nathan [120/621] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:50:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/10/14 01:49:30] rasputo, irix, and sasaniak [359/2599] have team battled yond, Tenorman, and UndyingShadow [996/2115] and lost! 4 days, 04:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/14 22:07:36] yawgmoth [333/342] has challenged sasaniak [426/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/12/14 02:16:40] kk4pou [3/30] has challenged sasaniak [311/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to kk4pou's clock.
[03/15/14 00:53:55] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:02:06 from level 75.
[03/15/14 19:13:54] sasaniak [290/719] has come upon Kinsmir [153/563] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:35:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/16/14 02:56:36] sasaniak [59/719] has come upon Cypher [15/368] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:04:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/16/14 10:30:10] Jr_Mime, felipe, and sasaniak [601/1563] have team battled TheRub, MetaNova, and Sheudecai [166/1350] and won! 0 days, 03:10:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 19:00:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 22:35:13 from level 75.
[03/18/14 10:16:03] Wayneoween [223/605] has challenged sasaniak [124/719] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from Wayneoween's clock.
[03/18/14 19:37:11] sasaniak [673/719] has come upon Danthemandoo [143/467] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:16:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/20/14 11:04:46] sasaniak, strugart, and Nofew [1167/1415] have team battled IdleMaster, idisjunction, and keeper_c [1520/2083] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/14 20:24:47] sasaniak [493/728] has challenged vectr0n [96/395] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:31:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/21/14 23:00:12] zinya, arachnist, and greycat [870/1840] have team battled sasaniak, Wayneoween, and nitzer [1582/1803] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/14 00:30:59] LordFella [782/854] has challenged sasaniak [136/728] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[03/22/14 08:32:22] Jolgard [142/275] has challenged sasaniak [560/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Jolgard's clock.
[03/22/14 13:59:39] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:29:59 towards level 75.
[03/22/14 16:01:36] Gizmokid2005, aarontc, and Dark-Fx [2148/2245] have team battled sasaniak, Fogel, and Killerkid [1337/1981] and won! 0 days, 13:00:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 19:30:44] D4CH_RPi [39/592] has challenged sasaniak [256/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to D4CH_RPi's clock.
[03/23/14 04:57:15] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:59:19 towards level 75.
[03/23/14 15:14:43] prattmic [279/400] has come upon sasaniak [511/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:08 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/24/14 12:46:38] jca [158/211] has challenged sasaniak [711/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to jca's clock.
[03/24/14 14:54:10] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:12:47 towards level 75.
[03/25/14 02:27:03] AndroidVaan [67/470] has challenged sasaniak [92/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to AndroidVaan's clock.
[03/26/14 15:54:38] sasaniak [303/728] has challenged charitwo [341/551] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:16:06 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/26/14 17:04:15] Boohbah [206/456] has come upon sasaniak [650/728] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:19:13 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[03/26/14 22:56:26] ElectRo [606/1296] has challenged sasaniak [644/728] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:49:54 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[03/27/14 08:11:30] Killerkid [142/566] has challenged sasaniak [343/728] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/27/14 22:56:08] yawgmoth [107/467] has come upon sasaniak [411/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:38 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/29/14 19:07:49] sasaniak [579/728] has come upon mamarley [199/468] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:46:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/29/14 19:07:49] sasaniak has dealt mamarley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:47:51 is added to mamarley's clock.
[04/08/14 06:38:42] sasaniak [400/728] has challenged sbp [653/820] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:39:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/08/14 14:24:51] sasaniak [158/728] has come upon rmbell.the.great [83/730] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:45:52 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/14 08:09:36] sasaniak [581/728] has challenged Stoertebeker [180/317] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:05:07 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/14 08:19:20] sasaniak [641/728] has come upon argus [165/952] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:55:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/14 16:08:55] sasaniak [595/728] has come upon jeaye [491/494] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:53:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/14 23:35:54] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:04 from level 75.
[04/10/14 17:50:32] brentwalther [203/608] has come upon sasaniak [195/728] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:13:34 is removed from brentwalther's clock.
[04/10/14 23:40:03] Pranker [18/45] has challenged sasaniak [680/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Pranker's clock.
[04/11/14 01:44:37] Somefellow [176/244] has challenged sasaniak [42/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from Somefellow's clock.
[04/11/14 02:26:21] ddunk, sasaniak, and pants [832/1402] have team battled zinya, prattmic, and Majak [378/1409] and won! 0 days, 01:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/14 07:53:11] sasaniak, freeboson, and digitaldonk [1981/2262] have team battled suterismus, Pranker, and strugart [138/1739] and won! 3 days, 09:41:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/14 11:09:32] sasaniak [586/728] has come upon tiwake [357/925] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:44:58 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/11/14 20:38:30] Chotaz [262/268] has challenged sasaniak [456/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Chotaz's clock.
[04/11/14 22:32:20] Vostok, Gizmokid2005, tsh, and sasaniak have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/14 05:04:33] Doctor [401/525] has come upon sasaniak [645/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:01 is added to Doctor's clock.
[04/12/14 19:30:39] Krenz [486/535] has challenged sasaniak [65/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:26:29 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[04/13/14 12:31:45] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:48:39 from level 75.
[04/14/14 12:34:53] naw [251/292] has challenged sasaniak [382/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to naw's clock.
[04/15/14 06:13:16] sasaniak [46/728] has come upon Beafo [104/277] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:25:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/17/14 00:52:55] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:00 towards level 75.
[04/17/14 17:43:45] blizgerg, Tenorman, and elf [782/2528] have team battled sasaniak, Lenny, and Darky [1045/2384] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/14 22:56:23] Braque [131/202] has challenged sasaniak [249/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Braque's clock.
[04/18/14 12:53:52] mostlybadfly [15/257] has challenged sasaniak [84/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to mostlybadfly's clock.
[04/19/14 01:16:06] Zigtalk [32/163] has challenged sasaniak [390/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to Zigtalk's clock.
[04/20/14 07:15:58] sasaniak [110/728] has challenged adamus1red [507/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/20/14 22:36:10] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:40:50 from level 75.
[04/21/14 06:21:49] sasaniak [105/728] has challenged Ardetus [89/206] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:55:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/14 16:24:25] sasaniak [192/728] has challenged Fluttershy [394/460] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/14 19:08:52] Virtual, yasdorian, and Tyr [490/1745] have team battled sasaniak, gideonstar, and MartinBlank [960/1860] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/14 22:26:04] sasaniak [691/728] has challenged Cypher [139/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:45:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/22/14 21:32:06] sasaniak [674/728] has challenged pants [75/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:43:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/23/14 21:52:54] FrakingChrist [150/255] has challenged sasaniak [454/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to FrakingChrist's clock.
[04/23/14 22:38:46] sasaniak [643/728] has challenged charitwo [567/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:05:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/24/14 05:49:37] Cameron_D [711/970] has come upon sasaniak [516/728] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:43:47 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[04/24/14 06:47:51] IoP [242/295] has challenged sasaniak [141/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from IoP's clock.
[04/25/14 22:44:23] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:29 from level 75.
[04/26/14 01:11:46] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:42 towards level 75.
[04/26/14 20:55:49] sasaniak [504/728] has come upon Chenzw [315/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:48:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/28/14 03:05:25] Tenorman [289/757] has challenged sasaniak [637/728] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:55:21 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/28/14 23:10:41] Scar3cr0w [78/720] has challenged sasaniak [639/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:42 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[04/30/14 05:41:02] Pranker [253/443] has challenged sasaniak [639/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Pranker's clock.
[04/30/14 06:24:28] h00k [526/875] has come upon sasaniak [281/728] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:39:05 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/30/14 10:27:34] sasaniak [151/728] has come upon irix [85/814] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:34:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/01/14 07:18:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 6 days, 00:05:41 toward level 75.
[05/01/14 20:20:49] Fede, Spazturtle, and XenGi [381/2295] have team battled sasaniak, mostlybadfly, and kork [499/1317] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/14 04:35:06] elf [32/822] has come upon sasaniak [530/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:20:19 is added to elf's clock.
[05/02/14 09:31:24] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:48 towards level 75.
[05/02/14 16:02:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 19:32:43 toward level 75.
[05/02/14 23:36:17] sasaniak [70/728] has challenged Adar [150/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:42:10 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/03/14 12:20:54] verrbot [26/378] has come upon sasaniak [154/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:11 is added to verrbot's clock.
[05/03/14 19:59:34] Zigtalk, Cypher, and sasaniak [813/1452] have team battled yano, kaplejon, and ajhgfa [714/1812] and won! 0 days, 00:46:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/14 07:29:46] sasaniak [349/728] has come upon Wayneoween [72/618] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/06/14 07:06:46] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:03 towards level 75.
[05/06/14 19:05:21] Pici, Kinsmir, and sasaniak [441/1980] have team battled Pranker, Alfie, and kensington [1198/1472] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/14 02:36:39] slurms [11/90] has challenged sasaniak [108/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to slurms's clock.
[05/07/14 17:09:47] sasaniak [120/728] has challenged kaplejon [108/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:06:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/08/14 12:17:54] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:38 towards level 75.
[05/08/14 12:43:40] Bokkie [339/350] has challenged sasaniak [410/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[05/08/14 18:16:59] sasaniak [523/728] has challenged jca [162/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:06:54 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/09/14 03:50:20] Mikaela [35/198] has challenged sasaniak [349/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to Mikaela's clock.
[05/09/14 12:56:19] Mateusz, felipe, and m0shbear [535/2092] have team battled argus, Ninji, and sasaniak [1520/1771] and lost! 5 days, 02:56:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/14 06:33:03] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:19 towards level 75.
[05/13/14 06:36:41] ingo [2/28] has challenged sasaniak [433/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to ingo's clock.
[05/13/14 23:32:28] sasaniak, Darky, and Ulrich [556/1711] have team battled pants, Kabaka, and naw [1083/1506] and lost! 1 day, 07:32:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/14 01:32:14] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:14 towards level 75.
[05/15/14 02:36:47] desspugne [690/944] has challenged sasaniak [152/728] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[05/15/14 16:51:09] sasaniak [613/728] has come upon kaplejon [32/372] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:21:01 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/16/14 11:55:10] Spazturtle, junktext, and Mikaela [1499/1662] have team battled naori, sasaniak, and lipek [2224/2453] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/14 12:48:00] sasaniak [75/728] has come upon Simie [85/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:14:03 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/16/14 13:50:30] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:23 from level 75.
[05/16/14 15:19:03] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:03:32 from level 75.
[05/16/14 20:13:34] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:19 towards level 75.
[05/16/14 20:13:40] sasaniak [216/728] has challenged dindinx [255/504] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:20:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/17/14 01:33:20] sasaniak, Ninji, and master_j [1282/1457] have team battled dxrt, GilbertErik, and Flynn [909/1715] and won! 0 days, 01:58:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/14 02:24:32] sasaniak [655/728] has come upon Chosi [392/521] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:23:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/17/14 12:18:29] sasaniak [170/728] has challenged idisjunction [269/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:24:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/17/14 21:50:52] sasaniak, Danthemandoo, and Yako [1462/1681] have team battled BlastHardcheese, Alfie, and tsh [1525/2476] and lost! 0 days, 05:53:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 22:15:49] ajhgfa [74/453] has come upon sasaniak [390/728] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:57:21 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[05/18/14 01:43:47] woonack [56/732] has come upon sasaniak [126/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/19/14 02:23:07] sasaniak [529/728] has come upon Pranker [122/486] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:11:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/20/14 00:17:59] Virtual [84/1102] has challenged sasaniak [313/728] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/20/14 22:11:29] naori [709/726] has come upon sasaniak [674/728] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:59:37 is removed from naori's clock.
[05/21/14 12:24:22] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:02 from level 75.
[05/22/14 01:51:41] sasaniak [621/728] has challenged naw [52/447] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:53:24 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/22/14 06:42:12] sasaniak, prattmic, and charitwo [1459/1644] have team battled blockh34d, Frogging101, and Doctor [584/970] and won! 0 days, 10:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/14 12:54:57] sasaniak [355/728] has challenged IoP [13/330] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:01:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/22/14 20:55:55] iridis_discurro, sasaniak, and droogie [1837/1950] have team battled Adar, Hydrogenum, and KennyG [921/1844] and won! 0 days, 18:24:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/14 08:18:14] sasaniak [711/728] has come upon arachnist [52/571] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:15:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/23/14 09:19:19] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:50:30 from level 75.
[05/24/14 10:24:23] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:23 from level 75.
[05/25/14 02:01:31] eterared [2/216] has challenged sasaniak [533/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to eterared's clock.
[05/25/14 22:34:04] droogie [270/612] has challenged sasaniak [726/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to droogie's clock.
[05/26/14 13:49:06] CornFly, Fogel, and PiotrekD [1869/1924] have team battled Pranker, kenyon, and sasaniak [526/2230] and won! 2 days, 18:13:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 19:00:49] sasaniak [415/728] has come upon Stoertebeker [273/379] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:23 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/27/14 04:14:29] eterared [223/290] has challenged sasaniak [384/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to eterared's clock.
[05/27/14 08:29:19] sasaniak [552/728] has challenged Shayanjm [459/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:06:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/28/14 11:02:49] sasaniak [312/728] has come upon sjefen6 [168/447] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:16:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/28/14 20:19:23] wakeupscreaming, sasaniak, and elf [465/2601] have team battled verrbot, ruan, and rasputo [839/2362] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/14 10:04:02] Miyrah [44/113] has challenged sasaniak [542/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Miyrah's clock.
[07/26/14 14:06:33] sasaniak [282/728] has challenged Shr3k [252/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:06:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/27/14 15:32:01] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:09 towards level 75.
[07/28/14 18:04:54] Glorfindel [17/138] has challenged sasaniak [569/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[07/28/14 20:56:16] Beastie [34/216] has challenged sasaniak [650/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Beastie's clock.
[07/29/14 22:05:33] Cooter [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [691/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Cooter's clock.
[07/30/14 16:10:13] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:58 towards level 75.
[07/30/14 22:56:51] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:55:58 from level 75.
[07/31/14 03:30:05] sasaniak [574/728] has come upon Plasmastar [321/476] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:17:04 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/01/14 04:41:37] sasaniak [516/728] has challenged seek [146/755] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/01/14 17:50:03] vegadark, eva42, and sasaniak [514/1592] have team battled kenyon, pixelate, and mthw [1426/1955] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/14 06:33:21] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:11 towards level 75.
[08/02/14 21:52:31] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:18 from level 75.
[08/03/14 19:58:42] woonack [369/760] has challenged sasaniak [433/728] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:57:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/05/14 00:11:25] sasaniak [716/728] has come upon G33KY [218/574] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:41:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/05/14 15:10:26] Zarthus [59/647] has challenged sasaniak [670/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:31:23 is added to Zarthus's clock.
[08/06/14 20:18:43] Adar [298/498] has challenged sasaniak [425/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:37:09 is added to Adar's clock.
[08/07/14 02:00:55] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:50 towards level 75.
[08/07/14 06:08:45] discopig [314/400] has come upon sasaniak [720/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:13 is added to discopig's clock.
[08/07/14 10:17:56] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:27:12 from level 75.
[08/08/14 08:28:39] sasaniak [454/728] has challenged Ttech [402/1298] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:30:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/10/14 20:44:55] sasaniak [545/728] has challenged MontyZuma [756/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/11/14 02:51:37] ArielSharon [191/286] has challenged sasaniak [376/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to ArielSharon's clock.
[08/12/14 00:43:54] sasaniak [374/728] has come upon r00f [72/343] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/12/14 13:56:23] sasaniak [510/728] has challenged Puff [102/300] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:16:04 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/29/14 14:31:25] sasaniak [521/728] has challenged Stoertebeker [354/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:23:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/14 23:41:10] sasaniak [656/728] has challenged irix [211/853] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:04:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/01/14 15:04:05] Tenorman [279/796] has challenged sasaniak [594/728] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[09/01/14 17:07:25] yawgmoth [88/499] has come upon sasaniak [211/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:33 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[09/01/14 20:59:09] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:06 towards level 75.
[09/02/14 03:16:38] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:00:26 from level 75.
[09/02/14 12:07:52] Anderson [49/160] has challenged sasaniak [376/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Anderson's clock.
[09/02/14 15:59:10] Killerkid [153/598] has challenged sasaniak [617/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:59:31 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[09/02/14 22:36:21] IdleMaster, lovek323, and naw [950/1288] have team battled noother, paklido, and sasaniak [803/2272] and won! 0 days, 07:36:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/14 14:59:01] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:00 towards level 75.
[09/04/14 01:43:16] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:39:05 towards level 75.
[09/05/14 22:24:13] sasaniak [322/728] has challenged Charris [224/389] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:06:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/06/14 03:45:29] Ennd, m0shbear, sasaniak, and yond have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/14 05:24:26] discopig, Jareeta, and lovek323 [1023/1681] have team battled zinya, Winter, and sasaniak [199/1584] and won! 0 days, 08:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/14 07:48:52] sasaniak [344/728] has challenged yond [45/849] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:04 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/06/14 14:57:39] DoHimJob [5/7] has challenged sasaniak [547/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to DoHimJob's clock.
[09/06/14 21:40:22] Glorfindel, Totengeist, and goThic [196/1069] have team battled kenyon, mthw, and sasaniak [2442/2452] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/14 03:55:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 23:30:13 toward level 75.
[09/07/14 19:58:43] sasaniak [52/728] has challenged prattmic [544/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/08/14 00:41:53] droogie [318/677] has challenged sasaniak [75/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from droogie's clock.
[09/10/14 10:48:20] dwfreed, sasaniak, and Sixbierehomme [1491/1528] have team battled cudaman73, greycat, and prattmic [1457/2010] and won! 0 days, 00:36:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/14 06:26:27] irix [839/853] has challenged sasaniak [401/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:54:51 is removed from irix's clock.
[09/11/14 22:29:53] Adar, Cameron_D, and jacobs471 [1300/1807] have team battled Agent86, sasaniak, and simple [853/1557] and won! 0 days, 00:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/14 16:43:50] uber [11/349] has challenged sasaniak [710/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to uber's clock.
[09/13/14 02:16:56] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:31 towards level 75.
[09/13/14 13:43:36] sasaniak [387/728] has challenged TauPan [317/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:21:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/13/14 18:12:06] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:36 towards level 75.
[09/14/14 16:16:53] disk, AKBlindy, and sasaniak [1529/1602] have team battled brentwalther, sbp, and ChiefRA [365/2271] and won! 0 days, 06:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/14 08:57:46] Sixbierehomme [8/353] has challenged sasaniak [525/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[09/16/14 23:07:10] sasaniak [610/728] has challenged Agent86 [10/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/17/14 08:24:05] Cameron_D [329/974] has come upon sasaniak [644/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:15:02 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[09/18/14 08:55:56] sasaniak [608/728] has come upon greycat [217/842] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:33:28 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/19/14 00:35:27] sasaniak [206/728] has come upon Revi [294/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/19/14 10:40:17] discopig, dxrt, and elf [60/2154] have team battled sasaniak, mostlybadfly, and allo [1823/2003] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 11:44:23] elf, h00k, and brentwalther [1881/2650] have team battled sasaniak, Rarity, and ElectRo [2083/2490] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/14 06:08:07] Anderson, sasaniak, Sixbierehomme, and Cypher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/14 10:30:14] sasaniak [584/728] has come upon m0shbear [57/724] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:02 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/22/14 06:44:57] sasaniak [83/728] has challenged Ennd [85/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/22/14 23:38:12] sasaniak, MadHatter, and argus [1708/1978] have team battled lolwut, disk, and pixelate [1797/1825] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/14 08:42:06] SlowRiot [178/203] has challenged sasaniak [439/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/23/14 17:05:18] Ttech, bigjay, and brendan [855/2311] have team battled Avon, sasaniak, and Quix0te [1888/2181] and lost! 1 day, 05:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/14 02:15:30] sasaniak [695/728] has challenged Godisme [531/950] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:40:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/26/14 07:16:57] sasaniak [444/728] has challenged Quix0te [284/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:54 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/26/14 19:20:33] sasaniak [630/728] has challenged L235 [217/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:26 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/26/14 19:20:33] sasaniak has dealt L235 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:42:36 is added to L235's clock.
[09/28/14 09:04:32] sasaniak [72/728] has come upon arachnist [578/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:44 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/28/14 10:19:59] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:17 towards level 75.
[09/29/14 03:01:34] sasaniak [665/728] has challenged prattmic [571/720] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:29:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/29/14 20:04:21] zid [160/454] has come upon sasaniak [22/728] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:45:06 is removed from zid's clock.
[09/29/14 20:42:35] Tenorman, jeaye, and PersonalJ [251/1787] have team battled Sir_Mobber, sasaniak, and SchrodingersScat [260/1830] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 08:03:09] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:34:52 towards level 76.
[09/30/14 17:47:58] c0de [6/615] has challenged sasaniak [244/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:15 is added to c0de's clock.
[09/30/14 22:51:01] FenrirWolf [59/385] has challenged sasaniak [697/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to FenrirWolf's clock.
[10/01/14 08:16:24] brentwalther, sasaniak, and pants [3/2075] have team battled kaplejon, yawgmoth, and Darky [564/1567] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/14 09:36:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 41 days, 23:16:43 from level 76.
[10/01/14 10:54:20] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 05:23:36 towards level 76.
[10/02/14 03:18:21] sasaniak [45/728] has challenged AKBlindy [270/544] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:51:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/03/14 17:42:49] sasaniak, Cypher, and Cenhinen [1017/1791] have team battled Revi, yasdorian, and droogie [955/1965] and won! 3 days, 10:14:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/14 10:07:16] eva42 [102/445] has come upon sasaniak [714/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:53:13 is added to eva42's clock.
[10/04/14 15:25:08] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:07:27 towards level 76.
[10/04/14 17:00:57] gideonstar, honkybonky, and fattrat [1516/1754] have team battled sasaniak, ovf, and Birdbones [2020/2072] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/14 15:29:12] sasaniak, Diesel, and clonak [993/1648] have team battled Fluttershy, benonsoftware, and XJR-9 [465/1507] and won! 0 days, 22:42:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/14 10:45:25] vegadark [252/459] has challenged sasaniak [690/728] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:20:49 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/07/14 13:52:51] Rarity [306/504] has challenged sasaniak [129/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:59 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[10/07/14 22:32:55] Derpy, ReGan, and sasaniak [1468/1854] have team battled noother, AKBlindy, and Gunther [960/2123] and won! 0 days, 04:39:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/14 16:14:53] Albeit_J, Kabaka, and PersonalJ [198/1086] have team battled sasaniak, Totengeist, and discopig [408/1421] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/14 02:07:05] sasaniak, gideonstar, and zinya [764/2084] have team battled desspugne, Trondby, and dwfreed [612/2013] and won! 2 days, 15:46:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/14 12:15:16] AKBlindy [337/537] has come upon sasaniak [263/728] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:37:45 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[10/10/14 10:19:05] Rarity [104/504] has come upon sasaniak [107/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:07:06 is added to Rarity's clock.
[10/11/14 04:21:59] jose [652/908] has come upon sasaniak [400/728] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:24:16 is removed from jose's clock.
[10/14/14 06:42:55] sasaniak [109/728] has challenged paklido [339/546] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:43:54 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/14/14 20:46:32] davidfg4 [15/484] has come upon sasaniak [499/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:09 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[10/15/14 02:24:01] _stink_ [299/438] has challenged sasaniak [212/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from _stink_'s clock.
[10/15/14 12:09:40] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:31:41 from level 76.
[10/15/14 20:00:45] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:51:05 towards level 76.
[10/16/14 01:58:32] sasaniak [666/728] has challenged pekster [25/528] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:13:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/16/14 04:59:31] sasaniak [595/728] has challenged AKBlindy [265/533] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:46:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/16/14 15:02:43] Danthemandoo [363/507] has challenged sasaniak [427/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:44 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[10/16/14 23:34:09] sasaniak [211/728] has come upon Gunther [507/557] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:37:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/17/14 17:28:42] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:49:54 towards level 76.
[10/17/14 20:43:43] Babar, sasaniak, and Koreth [493/2202] have team battled Meistarin, SchrodingersScat, and zid [432/2127] and won! 1 day, 08:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 23:43:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 30 days, 18:40:33 toward level 76.
[10/18/14 04:05:58] sasaniak [425/728] has come upon yond [119/855] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:04:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/19/14 22:28:56] Furry, sasaniak, and Chosi [780/1794] have team battled Zaratustra, pfoley, and irix [451/2036] and won! 0 days, 20:56:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/14 08:32:30] grooverider [766/944] has challenged sasaniak [589/728] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:34:12 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/21/14 03:58:07] CRowen [197/265] has come upon sasaniak [5/728] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:40:43 is removed from CRowen's clock.
[10/22/14 07:19:12] irix, sasaniak, and IdleMaster [1133/2017] have team battled Charris, soverycoolyeah, and MetaNova [905/1194] and won! 0 days, 11:06:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/14 09:00:51] bigjay [379/585] has come upon sasaniak [609/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:19 is added to bigjay's clock.
[10/23/14 11:23:17] sasaniak [524/728] has come upon Cysioland [434/453] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:13:54 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/23/14 11:23:17] sasaniak has dealt Cysioland a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:51:24 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[10/25/14 04:13:13] tmberg [674/891] has challenged sasaniak [98/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:55:52 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[10/25/14 05:40:42] Apollo [180/220] has challenged sasaniak [625/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Apollo's clock.
[10/25/14 18:17:04] sasaniak [479/728] has challenged Nathan [414/486] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:08:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/14 03:19:28] sasaniak [150/728] has challenged elf [596/844] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:22:29 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/14 07:20:33] elf [309/844] has challenged sasaniak [171/728] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:11:07 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/26/14 07:20:33] elf has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:53:21 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/14 08:20:51] sasaniak [640/728] has challenged clearcasting [116/181] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:32:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/14 23:53:47] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:17:23 towards level 76.
[10/27/14 11:53:50] aucg [640/712] has come upon sasaniak [432/728] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:50 is removed from aucg's clock.
[10/28/14 16:36:49] Adar [695/804] has challenged sasaniak [305/728] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:01:09 is removed from Adar's clock.
[10/28/14 20:52:54] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:16 towards level 76.
[10/28/14 22:13:01] Vandervir [110/225] has challenged sasaniak [247/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Vandervir's clock.
[10/28/14 23:38:56] prime [250/555] has challenged sasaniak [100/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:16 is removed from prime's clock.
[10/29/14 00:16:07] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:32 towards level 76.
[10/29/14 11:37:22] clearcasting [32/324] has challenged sasaniak [645/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[10/29/14 11:59:55] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:06:23 from level 76.
[10/29/14 20:26:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 11 days, 14:06:55 toward level 76.
[10/30/14 19:52:21] sasaniak [40/728] has challenged pfoley [155/671] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:29:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/01/14 03:26:42] zid [404/454] has challenged sasaniak [431/728] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to zid's clock.
[11/03/14 09:08:54] Cauldron [173/260] has challenged sasaniak [39/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from Cauldron's clock.
[11/03/14 09:08:54] In the fierce battle, sasaniak dropped his level 101 set of leggings! Cauldron picks it up, tossing his old level 23 set of leggings to sasaniak.
[11/03/14 21:04:32] twohlix [295/430] has come upon sasaniak [245/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:06 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[11/04/14 11:06:03] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:46:51 from level 76.
[11/04/14 13:33:04] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:15 towards level 76.
[11/04/14 17:56:59] Recnamoruen [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [157/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Recnamoruen's clock.
[11/05/14 17:35:19] sasaniak [234/650] has challenged clearcasting [234/362] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:59:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/06/14 06:39:43] zid [396/454] has challenged sasaniak [607/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:28:03 is added to zid's clock.
[11/08/14 02:52:25] FrodoTheHobbit [478/810] has come upon sasaniak [203/650] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:49:21 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[11/08/14 15:00:23] sasaniak [119/650] has challenged Cysioland [583/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:10 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/09/14 07:22:54] Lucien [222/316] has challenged sasaniak [622/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Lucien's clock.
[11/09/14 09:45:39] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:43:45 from level 76.
[11/09/14 13:07:01] m0shbear [143/795] has challenged sasaniak [93/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:09:43 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[11/09/14 15:07:59] Ennd, sasaniak, ovf, and sjefen6 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/14 09:53:56] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:40:10 from level 76.
[11/11/14 13:20:23] sasaniak [485/650] has come upon Albeit_J [94/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:27:09 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/12/14 00:40:15] ReGan [308/460] has come upon sasaniak [304/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:27:24 is removed from ReGan's clock.
[11/12/14 23:57:36] Krenz, sasaniak, prattmic, and Simie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/14 07:42:16] sasaniak [613/650] has challenged arachnist [526/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:37:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/15/14 18:44:04] sasaniak [344/650] has come upon Kinsmir [153/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:24:57 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/15/14 18:44:04] sasaniak has dealt Kinsmir a Critical Strike! 13 days, 12:02:56 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[11/16/14 08:41:11] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:09 towards level 76.
[11/17/14 05:58:37] verrbot [356/415] has come upon sasaniak [333/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:58 is removed from verrbot's clock.
[11/18/14 00:09:59] sasaniak [326/650] has challenged vegadark [211/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:46:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/18/14 10:23:35] discopig, godog, and TheRub [273/1155] have team battled sasaniak, bendem, and hawk [585/1989] and lost! 0 days, 22:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/14 08:04:01] Ed [115/250] has challenged sasaniak [1/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from Ed's clock.
[11/19/14 08:20:19] agrajag [122/435] has challenged sasaniak [79/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:16 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[11/20/14 03:11:56] Majak [341/402] has come upon sasaniak [632/650] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:39:40 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/23/14 13:52:06] sasaniak [285/650] has challenged Xpktro [15/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:46:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/23/14 21:16:43] L235 [104/466] has come upon sasaniak [64/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:25:32 is removed from L235's clock.
[11/24/14 21:32:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 2 days, 07:14:01 toward level 76.
[11/25/14 04:43:14] Ennd, sasaniak, and Weedle [181/1796] have team battled davidfg4, dxrt, and neo [297/1938] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/14 14:07:14] MetaNova [264/557] has challenged sasaniak [430/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:05:55 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/26/14 03:22:30] SchrodingersScat [600/853] has challenged sasaniak [253/650] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:45:04 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[11/26/14 07:12:41] honkybonky [257/679] has challenged sasaniak [3/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:32 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[11/26/14 19:52:10] sasaniak, charitwo, and CRowen [640/1535] have team battled Virtual, Ed, and tmberg [2093/2409] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/14 04:26:07] Cypher [46/576] has come upon sasaniak [89/650] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:24:35 is added to Cypher's clock.
[11/28/14 16:31:05] sasaniak [349/650] has challenged L235 [402/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/29/14 17:39:14] SlowRiot [295/601] has challenged sasaniak [445/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:40 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[11/29/14 20:00:01] sasaniak [292/650] has come upon EvilSoul [134/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:43:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/30/14 11:45:04] sasaniak [225/650] has challenged strugart [121/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/30/14 19:38:46] gipyelrah, ajhgfa, and Doctor [1537/2271] have team battled sasaniak, Kabaka, and Kyree [507/1550] and won! 1 day, 07:35:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/14 02:04:00] Wayneoween [94/609] has come upon sasaniak [279/650] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:32:17 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[12/01/14 06:11:16] Andries [20/466] has challenged sasaniak [625/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/01/14 16:56:35] Avon [765/1065] has come upon sasaniak [153/650] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:33:14 is removed from Avon's clock.
[12/02/14 03:58:09] sasaniak [402/650] has challenged andrewhuntley [162/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/02/14 04:49:22] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/14 22:14:08] sasaniak [339/667] has come upon Doctor [599/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:51:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/03/14 18:10:36] TheMadHatter [224/440] has challenged sasaniak [384/667] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:49:53 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[12/04/14 23:20:01] Shr3k [177/549] has challenged sasaniak [524/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:23 is added to Shr3k's clock.
[12/06/14 18:25:48] twohlix [68/520] has come upon sasaniak [261/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:05:38 is added to twohlix's clock.
[12/07/14 18:33:03] XeBlackWater [228/281] has challenged sasaniak [65/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:59:15 is removed from XeBlackWater's clock.
[12/07/14 20:42:15] sasaniak [141/667] has challenged yano [458/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:56:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/08/14 14:47:15] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:10 towards level 76.
[12/09/14 09:40:41] neo [498/506] has come upon sasaniak [144/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:58:14 is removed from neo's clock.
[12/10/14 12:22:07] kapitanluffy, MadHatter, and yang [246/1565] have team battled argus, sasaniak, and CRowen [633/1885] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/14 03:11:53] sasaniak, discopig, and snooker [851/1417] have team battled Simie, TheRub, and Xpktro [1613/1666] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/14 09:58:25] pfoley [322/659] has come upon sasaniak [334/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:03:00 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/12/14 01:24:09] ganja [389/407] has come upon sasaniak [494/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:38 is added to ganja's clock.
[12/12/14 05:19:36] sasaniak [654/667] has come upon Agent86 [248/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:40:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/12/14 13:30:48] sasaniak, dwfreed, and JuanMaestro [758/1506] have team battled SlowRiot, nexxy, and kenyon [761/2188] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/14 12:26:22] sasaniak slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sasaniak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/14 13:54:16] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:10 towards level 76.
[12/15/14 22:45:37] kapitanluffy [401/548] has challenged sasaniak [324/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:31 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[12/16/14 15:46:16] Silvanus_Betrium [307/395] has come upon sasaniak [163/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:04 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[12/17/14 00:05:20] yang [559/629] has come upon sasaniak [518/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:16 is removed from yang's clock.
[12/17/14 10:01:36] Trondby, swhitt, and MetaNova [1009/1797] have team battled yasdorian, sasaniak, and bl4ckscor3 [1292/1876] and lost! 2 days, 04:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/14 19:57:12] Kyree [360/433] has come upon sasaniak [449/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:07 is added to Kyree's clock.
[12/19/14 12:39:24] Brom, sjefen6, and kork [223/1191] have team battled strugart, kaplejon, and sasaniak [542/1606] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/14 00:52:48] sasaniak [391/662] has come upon woonack [215/775] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:29:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/20/14 07:47:04] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:09 from level 76.
[12/20/14 15:22:43] sasaniak [58/662] has challenged twohlix [152/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:52:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/21/14 04:26:52] bendem [185/570] has challenged sasaniak [229/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:51 is added to bendem's clock.
[12/22/14 05:37:00] SchrodingersScat, dwfreed, and MontyZuma [2150/2199] have team battled sasaniak, XJR-9, and Plasmastar [1661/1851] and won! 0 days, 00:50:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/14 07:19:36] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:34 towards level 76.
[12/22/14 12:39:08] Nathan [390/475] has challenged sasaniak [10/662] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from Nathan's clock.
[12/22/14 14:28:12] edo [445/461] has challenged sasaniak [552/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to edo's clock.
[12/25/14 15:35:16] PersonalJ [219/446] has challenged sasaniak [409/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[12/27/14 19:24:04] Lenny, sasaniak, and Mega-M [1170/1993] have team battled bigjay, Birdbones, and L235 [542/1855] and won! 0 days, 05:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/14 09:46:27] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:12 from level 76.
[12/30/14 01:41:23] yasdorian [725/761] has challenged sasaniak [10/662] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:47:30 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[12/30/14 22:04:25] rollbot [13/25] has challenged sasaniak [537/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to rollbot's clock.
[12/31/14 08:32:48] Andries [445/477] has come upon sasaniak [46/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:18:36 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/31/14 14:22:06] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:17 towards level 76.
[01/01/15 02:06:01] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:41 towards level 76.
[01/01/15 15:27:17] bendem, sasaniak, and jeaye [1242/1835] have team battled gipyelrah, mthw, and r00f [1729/2063] and lost! 1 day, 09:28:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/15 22:31:17] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:03 towards level 76.
[01/03/15 03:33:03] shandor [339/636] has challenged sasaniak [116/662] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from shandor's clock.
[01/03/15 04:33:13] elf, zbart, and Alfie [828/2097] have team battled bairyn, mishka_san, and sasaniak [1437/1480] and lost! 3 days, 10:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/15 08:52:10] Crysters [48/307] has challenged sasaniak [511/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Crysters's clock.
[01/05/15 19:07:21] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:05 from level 76.
[01/06/15 04:33:50] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:48 towards level 76.
[01/07/15 04:38:23] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:28 towards level 76.
[01/08/15 17:05:49] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:18 towards level 76.
[01/08/15 18:11:51] sasaniak [230/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [781/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:59:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/08/15 18:13:39] sasaniak [398/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [129/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:29:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/09/15 10:55:45] Ennd, Satoshi, and Zanoab [1847/1856] have team battled prattmic, sasaniak, and vrillusions [1767/2487] and won! 0 days, 04:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/15 20:00:27] pixelate [339/528] has challenged sasaniak [135/662] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[01/10/15 13:42:02] SlowRiot [388/888] has challenged sasaniak [181/662] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[01/10/15 14:23:20] twohlix [57/554] has challenged sasaniak [309/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:29:45 is added to twohlix's clock.
[01/10/15 22:25:43] Toagac [399/703] has challenged sasaniak [234/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:14:22 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[01/11/15 01:26:36] sasaniak [315/662] has challenged jholtom [64/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/11/15 20:33:41] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:36 towards level 76.
[01/11/15 23:33:23] sasaniak [406/662] has challenged Crysters [155/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:49:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/14/15 01:26:59] vegadark [413/470] has come upon sasaniak [558/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:30:49 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/14/15 11:16:48] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:51 towards level 76.
[01/14/15 15:03:07] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:57 towards level 76.
[01/16/15 00:01:23] PiotrekD [714/768] has challenged sasaniak [143/662] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/16/15 06:44:51] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:30 towards level 76.
[01/16/15 09:08:50] sasaniak [637/662] has challenged Mateusz [65/626] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/20/15 03:08:36] pfoley [25/677] has come upon sasaniak [203/662] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:11:18 is added to pfoley's clock.
[01/21/15 01:34:49] double [263/549] has come upon sasaniak [553/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:42:07 is added to double's clock.
[01/21/15 06:32:34] sasaniak [191/662] has come upon LordH [6/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:45:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/21/15 06:33:31] sasaniak [484/662] has challenged Sir_Lemming [290/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:07:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/21/15 21:37:41] sasaniak [637/662] has challenged Plasmastar [363/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:47:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/22/15 13:11:13] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:12 from level 76.
[01/23/15 05:31:44] Doctor [84/808] has come upon sasaniak [522/662] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:51:14 is added to Doctor's clock.
[01/23/15 22:25:00] keepermurf [7/291] has challenged sasaniak [390/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[01/24/15 04:39:29] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:35:15 from level 76.
[01/26/15 22:11:12] sasaniak [599/662] has challenged Andries [123/488] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:23:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/26/15 22:46:19] sasaniak ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:10:28 from level 76.
[01/27/15 03:59:56] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:38 towards level 76.
[01/27/15 14:41:07] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:03 towards level 76.
[01/27/15 17:16:25] AbrahamLinksys [353/665] has challenged sasaniak [464/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:36:55 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/27/15 20:45:24] kensington, davidfg4, and dwfreed [879/1634] have team battled Birdbones, pipework, and sasaniak [401/1979] and won! 2 days, 21:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/15 10:11:33] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:05 from level 76.
[01/28/15 16:27:01] MontyZuma [251/914] has come upon sasaniak [420/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:36 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[01/29/15 06:34:41] Avon [954/1102] has challenged sasaniak [64/662] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Avon's clock.
[01/29/15 10:20:08] sasaniak [616/662] has come upon Andries [305/488] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:30:44 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/29/15 14:13:55] sasaniak [501/662] has come upon Kartoffelsuppe [38/635] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:42:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/30/15 13:21:50] Tamini, Mateusz, and Totengeist [82/1673] have team battled sasaniak, VonGuard, and SchrodingersScat [1545/1764] and lost! 0 days, 10:04:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/15 20:30:14] grooverider [338/980] has challenged sasaniak [375/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:05:41 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/02/15 23:59:05] spaceCore [22/228] has come upon sasaniak [167/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:55 is added to spaceCore's clock.
[02/03/15 00:51:52] grooverider [850/980] has challenged sasaniak [426/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:01:08 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[02/04/15 12:44:21] CornFly [386/472] has come upon sasaniak [653/662] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:20:03 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/04/15 13:05:00] Str1ngS [114/392] has challenged sasaniak [431/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:29:45 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[02/05/15 03:17:32] iViLe, jholtom, and Flynn [1214/2194] have team battled dindinx, naw, and sasaniak [124/2008] and won! 0 days, 02:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/15 05:44:14] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:15 towards level 76.
[02/05/15 11:00:58] Weedle, bl4ckscor3, and greycat [1315/2011] have team battled Tenorman, reim, and sasaniak [494/1962] and won! 4 days, 21:07:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/15 17:30:48] sbp [153/863] has challenged sasaniak [386/662] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:19:26 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/09/15 01:09:10] Cypher, burnsie, and TauPan [455/1230] have team battled sasaniak, csssuf, and nfsnobody [526/1715] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/15 23:49:20] Doctor [134/863] has challenged sasaniak [461/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:03:47 is added to Doctor's clock.
[02/10/15 13:36:48] idleOne, damyan, and gipyelrah [347/2208] have team battled sasaniak, clearcasting, and G33KY [1130/1791] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/15 08:08:21] sasaniak [389/662] has challenged Totengeist [296/747] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:48:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/13/15 00:08:16] NezumiRyu, sasaniak, and Krenz [329/1799] have team battled yawgmoth, Endust, and Str1ngS [943/1111] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/15 05:43:41] strugart [140/583] has come upon sasaniak [606/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:34 is added to strugart's clock.
[02/13/15 19:32:15] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:19 towards level 76.
[02/14/15 17:27:49] sasaniak [388/662] has challenged NezumiRyu [187/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:51:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/15/15 06:39:02] burnsie [134/366] has challenged sasaniak [594/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to burnsie's clock.
[02/16/15 20:45:20] sasaniak [504/662] has challenged clonak [242/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:34:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/17/15 02:29:12] pipework, ryushe, and davidfg4 [58/2296] have team battled L235, sasaniak, and sbp [794/1960] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/15 16:49:55] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:56:48 from level 76.
[02/18/15 15:21:52] Sir_Lemming [248/508] has come upon sasaniak [482/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:43:09 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[02/18/15 23:31:07] strugart [508/583] has come upon sasaniak [386/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:18:30 is removed from strugart's clock.
[02/19/15 17:32:07] mmhh [418/615] has come upon sasaniak [134/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:22 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[02/19/15 21:10:28] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:06 towards level 76.
[02/19/15 22:16:41] AbrahamLinksys, AngryParsley, and Revi [1039/2095] have team battled bl4ckscor3, pipework, and sasaniak [859/1586] and won! 2 days, 17:27:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/15 01:49:23] sasaniak [553/662] has come upon csssuf [650/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:53:01 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/22/15 02:38:23] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:06 towards level 76.
[02/22/15 09:46:00] sasaniak [48/662] has come upon Lucien [215/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/23/15 16:12:58] AbrahamLinksys [638/726] has come upon sasaniak [89/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:59:19 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/24/15 10:31:10] NezumiRyu [294/420] has challenged sasaniak [137/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[02/24/15 12:47:29] Glorfindel [199/511] has challenged sasaniak [539/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:31 is added to Glorfindel's clock.
[02/24/15 17:49:13] IdleMaster [157/391] has challenged sasaniak [435/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:21:38 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/25/15 22:59:19] zbart [155/526] has challenged sasaniak [462/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:29:15 is added to zbart's clock.
[02/27/15 11:52:40] renopt, gravis, r00f, and sasaniak have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/15 12:53:00] jbroome, shandor, and nfsnobody [1761/1856] have team battled Cameron_D, naw, and sasaniak [1588/2238] and won! 0 days, 13:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/15 12:57:04] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:06 towards level 76.
[03/01/15 03:29:41] kensington [147/446] has come upon sasaniak [490/662] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:00:36 is added to kensington's clock.
[03/02/15 01:34:01] Birdbones [687/873] has come upon sasaniak [7/662] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:14:18 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/02/15 03:42:41] sasaniak, honkybonky, and Wyverna [924/1878] have team battled lipek, Syloq, and MadHatter [514/1935] and won! 0 days, 06:07:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/15 06:22:24] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:07 towards level 76.
[03/02/15 06:58:24] Mateusz [135/634] has come upon sasaniak [421/662] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:31:56 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[03/02/15 08:35:59] sasaniak [82/662] has challenged burnsie [68/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/02/15 19:12:17] Sixbierehomme, sasaniak, and Curlybear [8/1927] have team battled simple, BlastHardcheese, and Kinsmir [1886/2097] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/15 01:18:54] sasaniak [213/662] has challenged grooverider [476/986] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/03/15 21:04:21] jenksy [215/291] has come upon sasaniak [361/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:23 is added to jenksy's clock.
[03/03/15 22:00:07] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:24:54 towards level 77.
[03/04/15 22:35:59] woonack, AngryParsley, and Sprort [368/2015] have team battled sasaniak, ganja, and Krenz [1338/1963] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/15 16:12:19] sasaniak [601/662] has challenged brendan [134/762] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:34:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/09/15 04:16:45] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:35 towards level 77.
[03/09/15 07:43:17] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:32:07 from level 77.
[03/10/15 03:48:35] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:46:56 from level 77.
[03/10/15 06:41:38] sasaniak [412/662] has challenged PiotrekD [189/765] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:48:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/10/15 07:51:11] theemstra [92/95] has challenged sasaniak [68/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/11/15 11:47:12] Opie [396/440] has come upon sasaniak [616/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:34 is added to Opie's clock.
[03/12/15 11:41:43] soltys [192/479] has come upon sasaniak [457/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:01:10 is added to soltys's clock.
[03/12/15 22:16:39] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:31:17 towards level 77.
[03/13/15 22:57:33] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:18:51 towards level 77.
[03/14/15 07:11:15] r00f, sasaniak, Nofew, and Opie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/14/15 07:15:19] h00k [619/892] has challenged sasaniak [335/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:44:30 is removed from h00k's clock.
[03/14/15 19:23:21] sasaniak [83/662] has come upon Eksarion [91/392] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:14:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/14/15 21:29:04] Meistarin, Asara, and Frogging101 [1107/1961] have team battled SpamMage, Gizmokid2005, and sasaniak [1012/2268] and won! 0 days, 13:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 04:22:38] sasaniak [369/662] has challenged Asara [282/363] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:46:35 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/16/15 06:11:01] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:03:42 from level 77.
[03/17/15 05:39:45] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:12:42 towards level 77.
[03/19/15 10:13:05] CornFly, AngryParsley, and tiwake [887/2285] have team battled Agent86, FrodoTheHobbit, and sasaniak [618/2235] and won! 1 day, 18:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/15 17:42:41] Frogging101, XJR-9, and strugart [6/2175] have team battled filinep, sasaniak, and a1291762 [874/1781] and lost! 2 days, 02:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 00:54:17] sasaniak, zid, and honkybonky [1712/2118] have team battled Misza, PiotrekD, and XJR-9 [1201/2044] and won! 0 days, 16:21:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/15 04:04:19] sasaniak [19/662] has challenged damyan [0/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:58:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/20/15 05:56:33] sasaniak, Jens, and woonack [396/2372] have team battled Tenorman, Cypher, and Kyree [1490/1985] and lost! 3 days, 20:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 19:19:48] sasaniak [455/662] has come upon MetaNova [322/704] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:02:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/20/15 19:35:56] sasaniak [529/662] has come upon TROGDOR [300/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:49:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/22/15 01:24:54] Pici, MetaNova, and yond [12/2272] have team battled simple, sasaniak, and neo [1005/1945] and lost! 0 days, 21:50:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/15 21:30:42] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:35:09 towards level 77.
[03/24/15 01:36:35] sasaniak [502/662] has challenged gravis [94/546] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:06:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/24/15 02:26:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 6 days, 09:56:48 toward level 77.
[03/24/15 16:53:58] pantyshot [70/89] has challenged sasaniak [62/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:36 is removed from pantyshot's clock.
[03/24/15 19:49:18] sasaniak [496/662] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [489/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:32:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/25/15 01:47:23] sasaniak [607/662] has come upon SirMonkeybox [421/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:57:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/25/15 17:50:38] sasaniak [3/662] has come upon Agent86 [576/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/26/15 03:46:44] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:04 from level 77.
[03/26/15 18:59:24] sasaniak [63/662] has challenged Alric` [279/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:49 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/27/15 05:01:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 19:25:55 from level 77.
[03/27/15 08:51:01] Pinky [171/226] has challenged sasaniak [383/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Pinky's clock.
[03/28/15 02:19:54] sasaniak [187/662] has come upon zouave [235/328] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:57:31 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/29/15 11:24:29] sasaniak [308/662] has challenged ToxicMouse [297/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:48:26 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/31/15 02:39:07] sasaniak [630/662] has challenged Plasmastar [353/470] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:19:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/31/15 07:32:52] nfsnobody [596/622] has come upon sasaniak [140/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:19:22 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[04/01/15 03:34:40] sasaniak, Cypher, and neo [1662/2049] have team battled archlich, Kyree, and Meistarin [870/1859] and won! 0 days, 13:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 16:53:39] Crazycatlady [18/368] has challenged sasaniak [601/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:29 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/02/15 01:05:00] sasaniak, Akuma_no_Tsubasa, and charitwo [709/1511] have team battled kork, CornFly, and irix [1568/1705] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/15 07:29:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 2 days, 02:37:32 toward level 77.
[04/04/15 13:08:41] Silvanus_Betrium [369/485] has come upon sasaniak [553/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:05:18 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[04/04/15 22:30:45] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:13 towards level 77.
[04/05/15 22:31:18] Rarity [594/656] has challenged sasaniak [92/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:15:30 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[04/06/15 07:43:11] Soappy [509/768] has come upon sasaniak [376/662] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:18:58 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[04/06/15 23:18:29] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:17 towards level 77.
[04/07/15 11:45:22] sasaniak [641/662] has challenged PriceChild [24/642] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:48:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/07/15 15:18:16] sasaniak [70/662] has come upon yasdorian [101/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:20:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/08/15 00:25:16] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:10 from level 77.
[04/08/15 02:33:26] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:51:40 from level 77.
[04/09/15 08:03:31] sasaniak [435/662] has come upon FrodoTheHobbit [240/926] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:10:49 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/15 09:13:04] SpamMage, sasaniak, and allo [423/1816] have team battled nikoJ, Fluttershy, and FrodoTheHobbit [1244/2354] and lost! 1 day, 05:26:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/15 16:59:43] Asara [358/439] has challenged sasaniak [537/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/09/15 19:09:03] Nayru [44/513] has come upon sasaniak [32/662] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:15:13 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[04/10/15 08:20:18] droogie, blizgerg, and Thracky [1022/2586] have team battled Simie, sasaniak, and damyan [1465/2025] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/15 01:47:15] sasaniak slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sasaniak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/15 03:00:25] benoliver999, ruan, and Misza [1240/1429] have team battled Totengeist, sasaniak, and PriceChild [732/2124] and won! 0 days, 00:00:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/15 06:22:21] sasaniak [465/657] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [235/485] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:57:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/11/15 09:56:00] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:18 towards level 77.
[04/11/15 20:56:49] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:12 from level 77.
[04/12/15 06:30:54] Agent86 [218/646] has challenged sasaniak [556/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:23:04 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/12/15 08:21:41] naw [64/550] has come upon sasaniak [158/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:58:48 is added to naw's clock.
[04/12/15 12:16:34] Simie [346/861] has come upon sasaniak [54/657] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:17:52 is removed from Simie's clock.
[04/13/15 03:38:14] nikoJ [311/645] has challenged sasaniak [223/657] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:30:34 is removed from nikoJ's clock.
[04/14/15 08:35:55] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:16 towards level 77.
[04/16/15 00:00:00] sasaniak, Cameron_D, and RBecker [870/2121] have team battled h00k, jeaye, and NightRabbit [145/1852] and won! 1 day, 18:29:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/15 01:41:48] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:12:40 from level 77.
[04/18/15 21:56:25] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:33 from level 77.
[04/19/15 04:28:17] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:39 towards level 77.
[04/19/15 10:10:10] tiwake, bl4ckscor3, and nitzer [1419/2135] have team battled mthw, sasaniak, and EkimmI [1085/1526] and won! 2 days, 02:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/15 12:33:09] damyan [543/741] has challenged sasaniak [629/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:58 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/20/15 10:00:50] sasaniak [172/657] has come upon tmberg [840/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:20:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/20/15 20:52:49] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:44 towards level 77.
[04/20/15 22:51:07] sasaniak [401/657] has come upon fattrat [267/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:10:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/22/15 06:06:12] sasaniak, Cenhinen, and idisjunction [487/2102] have team battled Panick, Zifre, and Kratos [70/1302] and won! 0 days, 17:18:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/15 08:04:55] sasaniak [348/657] has challenged davidfg4 [397/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/23/15 20:21:06] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:39 from level 77.
[04/25/15 05:35:02] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/15 09:12:15] sasaniak [590/675] has challenged Tenorman [571/906] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/25/15 14:03:33] NightRabbit [12/328] has come upon sasaniak [480/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:43 is added to NightRabbit's clock.
[04/25/15 22:28:23] AngryParsley, Adar, and sasaniak [382/2278] have team battled pixelate, MetaNova, and Doctor [1784/2088] and lost! 1 day, 06:55:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/15 01:56:21] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:09:42 towards level 78.
[04/26/15 08:55:02] sasaniak [506/675] has come upon NezumiRyu [421/441] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:59:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/26/15 09:19:47] Simie, sasaniak, and MetaNova [707/2222] have team battled aucg, Brainiac, and sjums_the_great [1342/1540] and lost! 0 days, 18:51:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/15 11:55:14] sasaniak fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sasaniak's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/15 12:10:52] Charris [258/397] has come upon sasaniak [301/670] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:25:29 is added to Charris's clock.
[04/28/15 15:29:50] zentrx [93/130] has challenged sasaniak [350/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to zentrx's clock.
[04/28/15 22:09:48] cirdan, honkybonky, and Cypher [1589/2308] have team battled discopig, Kyree, and sasaniak [99/1591] and won! 1 day, 19:22:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/15 00:30:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 15 days, 20:31:50 toward level 78.
[04/29/15 00:35:44] sjefen6, Hydrogenum, and Kinsmir [194/2030] have team battled Plasmastar, sasaniak, and pixelate [1006/1647] and lost! 0 days, 22:18:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/15 04:20:32] zid, sasaniak, aucg, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/15 07:18:27] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:08 towards level 78.
[04/29/15 20:47:57] Meta [211/243] has challenged sasaniak [449/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Meta's clock.
[04/30/15 23:04:34] TimWolla [16/21] has challenged sasaniak [524/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/01/15 22:18:51] andrewhuntley [295/434] has challenged sasaniak [98/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:22 is removed from andrewhuntley's clock.
[05/02/15 15:14:26] sasaniak [170/670] has come upon blizgerg [597/966] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/02/15 16:02:58] sasaniak [666/670] has come upon nitzer [466/694] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:15:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/03/15 17:32:03] sasaniak EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:18:17 from level 78.
[05/05/15 08:39:27] sasaniak [478/670] has come upon dwfreed [10/452] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:58:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/05/15 21:56:37] Tamini [127/479] has come upon sasaniak [38/670] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:52 is removed from Tamini's clock.
[05/06/15 04:56:42] blizgerg [589/972] has challenged sasaniak [41/670] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:11:13 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/06/15 08:12:09] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:45 towards level 78.
[05/07/15 11:08:21] sasaniak [494/670] has challenged Satoshi [759/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:54:19 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/07/15 19:32:14] G33KY, Brainiac, and Birdbones [1070/2173] have team battled m1ndgames, spillere, and sasaniak [1094/1503] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/15 23:12:51] Virtual [212/1110] has challenged sasaniak [600/670] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:41:26 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/09/15 03:07:32] sasaniak [221/670] has come upon Charris [389/398] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:10:16 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/09/15 04:23:40] AngryParsley [767/909] has challenged sasaniak [144/670] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:40:08 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/09/15 16:44:53] Cygnix [92/356] has challenged sasaniak [523/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to Cygnix's clock.
[05/09/15 19:29:17] PiotrekD [17/690] has challenged sasaniak [619/670] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:33:31 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/10/15 07:37:08] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/15 17:53:40] jholtom, sasaniak, and ryushe [1745/2086] have team battled Gatewayy, Adar, and fattrat [1634/1767] and won! 1 day, 20:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/15 01:34:00] sasaniak [671/675] has come upon discopig [116/455] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:51:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/13/15 06:00:06] csssuf [702/727] has challenged sasaniak [297/675] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:00:42 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[05/13/15 21:08:11] simple [373/534] has challenged sasaniak [46/675] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:44:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/15 05:53:48] sasaniak [614/675] has come upon CFSworks [42/776] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:52:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/15/15 11:55:24] sasaniak [517/675] has come upon identd [314/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:50:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/15/15 20:31:20] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:16 towards level 78.
[05/15/15 23:28:18] HeavyPodda [181/335] has come upon sasaniak [100/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:03 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/16/15 11:53:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 7 days, 00:15:35 toward level 78.
[05/16/15 14:06:34] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:37 towards level 78.
[05/16/15 19:26:59] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:01 from level 78.
[05/17/15 09:19:39] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:20 towards level 78.
[05/17/15 13:53:06] tiwake, m0shbear, and Regnor [977/2223] have team battled ajhgfa, pipework, and sasaniak [1022/1542] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/15 12:19:00] MadHatter [104/479] has come upon sasaniak [515/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:02:00 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/19/15 19:13:58] SirNeo [111/452] has challenged sasaniak [274/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[05/19/15 21:37:02] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:57 towards level 78.
[05/20/15 07:57:00] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:31 towards level 78.
[05/20/15 09:43:06] sedrik, nikoJ, and Cypher [1055/2127] have team battled Sixbierehomme, Fluttershy, and sasaniak [1193/2185] and lost! 2 days, 18:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/15 13:25:24] sasaniak, ajhgfa, and soltys [1569/1597] have team battled pipework, fattrat, and elf [1194/1902] and won! 0 days, 11:48:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 13:35:30] sasaniak [579/675] has challenged Adar [135/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:31:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/22/15 01:37:24] SirMonkeybox, Meta, and TimWolla [1572/1650] have team battled Flintts, sasaniak, and Nayru [413/1294] and won! 0 days, 01:38:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 05:05:57] sasaniak [22/675] has challenged Hydrogenum [569/985] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/22/15 11:29:34] ArilKominger [16/23] has challenged sasaniak [263/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to ArilKominger's clock.
[05/23/15 04:17:08] b0rk3dDAIntranet [79/202] has come upon sasaniak [159/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:01 is added to b0rk3dDAIntranet's clock.
[05/23/15 21:04:04] Heisenberg [222/434] has come upon sasaniak [467/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:04 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/25/15 00:40:59] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:32:32 towards level 79.
[05/25/15 01:24:06] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:44:40 from level 79.
[05/25/15 10:20:44] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:14:14 from level 79.
[05/25/15 19:20:19] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:25:14 towards level 79.
[05/26/15 14:25:35] sasaniak [462/675] has come upon Frogging101 [89/768] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:06:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/26/15 21:28:35] sasaniak [245/675] has challenged Crazycatlady [511/533] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:08:06 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/27/15 06:21:15] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:49:07 from level 79.
[05/27/15 08:20:46] Panick, FrodoTheHobbit, and fbenoit [1288/1845] have team battled sasaniak, dindinx, and Gatewayy [114/1690] and won! 0 days, 22:53:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/15 08:50:59] Ramsey [188/293] has challenged sasaniak [653/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/27/15 11:43:10] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:47:25 towards level 79.
[05/29/15 06:01:51] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:11:32 from level 79.
[05/29/15 17:52:46] sasaniak [234/675] has challenged IdleMaster [55/392] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:19:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/30/15 18:01:08] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:07:06 from level 79.
[05/31/15 10:48:22] simple [235/560] has come upon sasaniak [115/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/01/15 18:48:23] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:50:31 towards level 79.
[06/03/15 01:00:37] Soappy, Meta, and dbRenaud [231/1632] have team battled Cypher, PriceChild, and sasaniak [765/2024] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/15 02:09:04] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:00:19 towards level 79.
[06/04/15 11:04:43] sasaniak [477/675] has come upon Totengeist [71/830] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:42:07 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/05/15 16:47:24] tangerine [91/309] has challenged sasaniak [4/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:35 is removed from tangerine's clock.
[06/08/15 13:17:23] SudoKing, yawgmoth, and ChasedSpade [548/1840] have team battled dexter, sasaniak, and SlowRiot [1209/1890] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/15 19:58:51] sasaniak [161/683] has challenged zid [462/809] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:06:48 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/09/15 21:18:56] brendan, sasaniak, naw, and Hydrogenum have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/15 04:22:28] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:21:28 from level 79.
[06/10/15 05:09:25] sasaniak [426/683] has challenged idisjunction [786/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:35:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/13/15 11:36:50] sasaniak [673/683] has challenged strugart [84/714] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:15:43 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/14/15 10:04:55] sasaniak [411/683] has come upon Brainiac [175/602] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:58:01 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/16/15 05:58:52] sasaniak [581/683] has challenged L235 [230/483] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:30:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/16/15 07:30:32] Freek [215/266] has challenged sasaniak [446/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Freek's clock.
[06/16/15 09:03:57] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:14 towards level 79.
[06/16/15 15:57:58] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:55 towards level 79.
[06/17/15 02:19:39] sartan [283/1007] has challenged sasaniak [282/683] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from sartan's clock.
[06/17/15 11:19:17] basteh [42/224] has challenged sasaniak [641/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to basteh's clock.
[06/19/15 19:06:12] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:55:14 towards level 79.
[06/20/15 16:02:49] Cenhinen [422/587] has come upon sasaniak [440/683] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:24:25 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[06/20/15 16:08:30] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:08 towards level 79.
[06/20/15 18:38:07] sasaniak [193/683] has challenged damyan [446/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:56:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/20/15 21:19:51] Panick, dindinx, and sasaniak [760/1663] have team battled Adar, Asara, and bendem [1494/1552] and lost! 1 day, 11:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/15 03:16:54] pfoley [401/888] has challenged sasaniak [576/683] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:51:34 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/21/15 06:17:49] sbp [341/623] has challenged sasaniak [412/683] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:19:38 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/22/15 16:16:59] plaller, kenyon, and abra0 [815/2152] have team battled Beavis, sasaniak, and yano [2174/2396] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/15 14:51:45] Ramsey [291/403] has come upon sasaniak [592/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:28 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[06/23/15 23:37:46] sasaniak [260/683] has challenged rharwood [9/577] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:12:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/24/15 17:43:27] lipek [995/1119] has challenged sasaniak [571/683] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:50:09 is removed from lipek's clock.
[06/24/15 20:04:30] ajhgfa [20/473] has come upon sasaniak [44/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:05:43 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[06/25/15 19:07:22] yond [481/891] has come upon sasaniak [70/683] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:27:42 is removed from yond's clock.
[06/26/15 15:58:11] sasaniak [482/683] has challenged Beavis [213/1044] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:59:54 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/26/15 18:59:09] sasaniak [324/683] has challenged charitwo [138/509] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:21:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/28/15 01:38:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 19:26:31 toward level 79.
[06/28/15 10:13:15] csssuf [702/732] has challenged sasaniak [463/683] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[06/29/15 10:10:49] Nayru [20/518] has come upon sasaniak [211/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:09:31 is added to Nayru's clock.
[06/29/15 12:33:31] sasaniak [671/683] has come upon Egypt [256/406] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:59:26 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/15 00:23:45] sasaniak [543/683] has challenged brendan [254/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:16:57 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/15 14:43:39] Shayanjm, eatssauve, and Adar [683/1604] have team battled Kitlith, Flynn, and sasaniak [126/2167] and won! 0 days, 02:08:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/15 21:27:00] soltys [464/472] has come upon sasaniak [511/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:03 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/01/15 03:28:39] VoidFox, pfoley, and Valkor [649/2105] have team battled Haquer, ElectRo, and sasaniak [1311/2255] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/15 03:32:22] sasaniak [476/683] has challenged PiotrekD [133/601] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:51:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/01/15 03:32:22] In the fierce battle, PiotrekD dropped his level 49 pair of boots! sasaniak picks it up, tossing his old level 46 pair of boots to PiotrekD.
[07/01/15 07:14:59] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:11 towards level 79.
[07/02/15 08:42:51] sasaniak [436/686] has challenged Sir_Lemming [74/536] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:20:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/03/15 18:21:31] cbob, Lilian, and sasaniak [1065/1218] have team battled arlen, nitzer, and Totengeist [581/2194] and won! 0 days, 00:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 19:07:09] mwhahaha, zbart, sasaniak, and idisjunction have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/15 06:58:35] Panick [204/428] has challenged sasaniak [522/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:31 is added to Panick's clock.
[07/04/15 17:20:09] Bob [49/62] has challenged sasaniak [116/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Bob's clock.
[07/04/15 22:03:47] sasaniak [347/686] has challenged XJR-9 [604/695] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:17:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/05/15 00:04:28] Simie [456/842] has challenged sasaniak [143/686] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:51:41 is removed from Simie's clock.
[07/05/15 16:34:35] Nuve [34/335] has challenged sasaniak [530/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Nuve's clock.
[07/05/15 17:40:16] blind, lipek, and zbart [2255/2493] have team battled sasaniak, Virtual, and L235 [1890/2295] and won! 1 day, 01:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/15 09:15:53] sasaniak [567/686] has challenged Unikitty [153/292] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:59:58 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/06/15 11:16:33] Tenorman [62/917] has challenged sasaniak [36/686] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:30:40 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/08/15 12:53:37] sasaniak, jeaye, and agrajag [884/1998] have team battled MetaNova, bl4ckscor3, and Unikitty [1316/1530] and lost! 1 day, 11:26:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/15 13:38:22] wallmani [35/68] has challenged sasaniak [562/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to wallmani's clock.
[07/09/15 23:15:57] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:22 towards level 79.
[07/10/15 22:04:20] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:27 from level 79.
[07/11/15 02:19:51] strugart, MetaNova, and sasaniak [707/2132] have team battled Agent86, spaceCore, and honkybonky [1412/1853] and lost! 0 days, 10:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/15 04:18:40] sasaniak [59/695] has challenged sjefen6 [218/436] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:35:25 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/11/15 10:17:06] csssuf, Darky, and dxrt [1179/2352] have team battled agrajag, Heisenberg, and sasaniak [1453/1830] and lost! 1 day, 17:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/15 17:27:59] Birdbones, gipyelrah, and charitwo [1624/2458] have team battled Totengeist, Virtual, and sasaniak [2548/2659] and lost! 4 days, 20:15:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/15 16:27:25] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:42:42 towards level 79.
[07/12/15 23:42:11] sasaniak [190/695] has come upon sjums_the_great [37/437] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:15:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/13/15 02:34:29] woonack [230/795] has challenged sasaniak [165/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:50:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/13/15 11:38:43] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:41 towards level 79.
[07/14/15 06:25:12] basteh, sasaniak, and blizgerg [602/1939] have team battled spaceCore, h00k, and Lowbow [584/1716] and won! 0 days, 02:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 07:22:09] ajhgfa [20/473] has come upon sasaniak [628/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:33 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[07/16/15 01:01:32] sasaniak [186/695] has challenged filinep [286/444] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:22:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/16/15 02:53:44] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/15 23:38:00] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:06 towards level 79.
[07/17/15 03:51:47] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:22:45 towards level 79.
[07/17/15 23:37:07] yano [526/658] has come upon sasaniak [196/715] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 21:51:10 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/18/15 18:10:23] Haru, Haquer, and sasaniak [760/1328] have team battled XJR-9, RistoUuranmaki, and sartan [858/2033] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 07:19:58] Haru [128/285] has challenged sasaniak [578/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Haru's clock.
[07/19/15 09:17:53] Satoshi [72/876] has come upon sasaniak [642/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:03:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[07/20/15 21:43:33] Adar [452/454] has challenged sasaniak [94/715] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:26:48 is removed from Adar's clock.
[07/21/15 08:47:30] Pici [151/671] has challenged sasaniak [459/715] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:01:26 is added to Pici's clock.
[07/21/15 16:50:33] sasaniak [249/715] has challenged mthw [50/656] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:42:24 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/15 19:00:23] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:25 towards level 79.
[07/23/15 03:03:39] pants [199/461] has challenged sasaniak [234/715] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:02:41 is added to pants's clock.
[07/23/15 05:44:06] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:13:51 from level 79.
[07/25/15 03:13:39] Pici [479/671] has come upon sasaniak [677/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:27 is added to Pici's clock.
[07/25/15 10:24:06] sasaniak [653/715] has challenged Frogging101 [288/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:01:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/25/15 12:34:44] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:47:02 from level 79.
[07/25/15 16:26:22] sasaniak [393/715] has challenged God [175/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/26/15 01:19:22] vegadark [140/555] has come upon sasaniak [592/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:20:01 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/26/15 04:30:49] sasaniak [196/715] has challenged AKBlindy [159/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:47:20 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/26/15 04:54:53] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:21 towards level 79.
[07/26/15 17:50:45] sasaniak, ajhgfa, aucg, and agrajag have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/15 20:53:46] sasaniak [667/715] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [61/947] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:54:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/27/15 03:59:54] grooverider [305/995] has come upon sasaniak [645/715] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:09:03 is added to grooverider's clock.
[07/27/15 10:18:14] elf [375/861] has come upon sasaniak [235/715] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:56:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/27/15 13:13:14] x86_64 [43/293] has challenged sasaniak [694/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to x86_64's clock.
[07/27/15 14:38:17] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:25 towards level 79.
[07/28/15 13:05:22] MJ94 [55/525] has come upon sasaniak [642/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:54 is added to MJ94's clock.
[07/30/15 02:05:23] sasaniak [395/715] has challenged Haquer [210/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:11:11 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/30/15 03:13:50] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:21 from level 79.
[08/01/15 06:00:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 08:28:57 toward level 79.
[08/10/15 04:59:30] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:59 towards level 79.
[08/10/15 11:15:11] Hydrogenum [991/1050] has come upon sasaniak [367/715] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:32:16 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/12/15 03:06:11] suterismus [611/1191] has challenged sasaniak [174/715] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:07:15 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/12/15 13:06:51] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:38 towards level 79.
[08/13/15 07:26:58] papapyro [39/53] has challenged sasaniak [211/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to papapyro's clock.
[08/13/15 23:21:04] sasaniak [230/715] has challenged AngryParsley [490/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:39:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/14/15 11:24:56] sasaniak [314/715] has challenged Haquer [73/358] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:05:35 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/14/15 11:29:55] Fluttershy, Andries, and MetaNova [1499/1873] have team battled splinny, RBecker, and sasaniak [114/1671] and won! 2 days, 03:34:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/15 01:29:44] sasaniak [273/715] has challenged Brainiac [46/707] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/15/15 17:35:11] blizgerg [23/973] has challenged sasaniak [176/715] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:41 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/18/15 12:55:08] zbart [156/537] has challenged sasaniak [167/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:55:09 is added to zbart's clock.
[08/19/15 04:31:52] kenyon, keeper_c, and sasaniak [1853/3127] have team battled Cameron_D, Ttech, and Satoshi [769/3247] and won! 4 days, 06:10:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/15 11:02:07] discopig [159/732] has challenged sasaniak [325/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:18:34 is added to discopig's clock.
[08/19/15 23:44:26] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:02:21 towards level 79.
[08/20/15 06:28:32] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:11 towards level 79.
[08/21/15 01:47:50] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:19 towards level 79.
[08/21/15 10:42:56] mwheeler [7/83] has challenged sasaniak [159/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to mwheeler's clock.
[08/22/15 16:26:39] Cenhinen [262/563] has challenged sasaniak [89/715] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:55:40 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[08/24/15 17:30:47] Nofew [558/897] has come upon sasaniak [62/715] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:48:17 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[08/25/15 11:30:32] sasaniak fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sasaniak's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/15 11:48:33] Fluttershy [153/823] has challenged sasaniak [423/711] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/26/15 12:06:36] Simie [335/840] has come upon sasaniak [587/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:02:00 is added to Simie's clock.
[08/27/15 12:50:20] reveal [112/338] has challenged sasaniak [30/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:11:20 is removed from reveal's clock.
[08/27/15 17:06:30] Krenz [795/923] has challenged sasaniak [586/711] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:30:29 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[08/29/15 22:26:30] sasaniak [74/711] has challenged Fattyeater [24/247] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:15:03 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/29/15 23:25:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 24 days, 13:16:49 toward level 79.
[08/30/15 10:31:01] arlen [612/696] has challenged sasaniak [117/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:36:37 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/30/15 11:31:24] sasaniak [667/711] has challenged Cameron_D [187/1023] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:30:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/15 14:06:12] a1291762, spaceCore, and sasaniak [72/1891] have team battled soltys, Unikitty, and Jareeta [930/1925] and lost! 2 days, 03:34:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/15 21:53:01] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:31:28 towards level 79.
[08/31/15 10:45:12] Grummit [265/372] has challenged sasaniak [474/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Grummit's clock.
[08/31/15 11:42:27] zbart [91/512] has come upon sasaniak [76/711] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:32:45 is removed from zbart's clock.
[08/31/15 11:45:55] EkimmI [8/585] has come upon sasaniak [322/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:36 is added to EkimmI's clock.
[08/31/15 18:39:28] sasaniak, mthw, and Mindscrew [1319/1662] have team battled Gizmokid2005, Cypher, and honkybonky [545/2620] and won! 0 days, 04:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 02:39:34] Regnor [8/805] has come upon sasaniak [262/711] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:03:27 is added to Regnor's clock.
[09/02/15 08:10:17] pixelate, sasaniak, and Tesla [1356/1913] have team battled sbp, kensington, and SchrodingersScat [669/1526] and won! 0 days, 01:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 21:33:57] XJR-9, sasaniak, idisjunction, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/15 09:48:32] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:53 towards level 79.
[09/05/15 00:22:27] Meta [462/540] has challenged sasaniak [690/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:33:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/05/15 05:19:39] mwhahaha, L235, and Heisenberg [1046/1574] have team battled Milquetoast, sasaniak, and simple [699/1833] and won! 0 days, 17:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/15 09:59:23] sasaniak, droogie, and Plasmastar [27/1981] have team battled allo, Cypher, and AngryParsley [1845/2556] and lost! 1 day, 05:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/15 23:06:51] Brainiac, Soappy, and Tenorman [853/2672] have team battled Tesla, sasaniak, and allo [551/2161] and won! 0 days, 05:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/15 02:04:52] bl4ckscor3, icxcnika, and sasaniak [791/1446] have team battled honkybonky, zankore, and hannesenator [1406/1534] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/15 07:21:30] sasaniak fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sasaniak's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/15 14:10:35] lipek [981/1119] has come upon sasaniak [64/707] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:24:34 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/08/15 23:04:02] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:40 towards level 79.
[09/09/15 01:54:49] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:15 towards level 79.
[09/09/15 08:56:15] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:56 towards level 79.
[09/10/15 15:15:10] sasaniak [675/707] has challenged charitwo [398/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:42:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/10/15 15:29:33] Sir_Lemming, MJ94, and jenksy [513/1998] have team battled sasaniak, Pici, and agrajag [1550/2080] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/15 18:24:10] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:38 towards level 79.
[09/11/15 12:24:14] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:10 towards level 79.
[09/11/15 21:26:52] sasaniak [23/707] has challenged sedrik [294/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/12/15 00:26:03] sasaniak [649/707] has come upon NezumiRyu [526/532] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:13:02 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/12/15 11:06:43] droogie [626/913] has challenged sasaniak [390/707] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from droogie's clock.
[09/12/15 22:36:33] sasaniak [445/707] has challenged Tamini [399/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/15 03:47:55] sasaniak [39/707] has challenged charitwo [355/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/15 19:18:58] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:45 towards level 79.
[09/15/15 02:58:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 1 day, 09:46:05 toward level 79.
[09/15/15 15:01:29] sjums_the_great [338/453] has challenged sasaniak [231/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:52:38 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/15/15 16:54:26] Killerkid, SmOkE_RU, and Cenhinen [1277/1471] have team battled sasaniak, abra0, and x86_64 [567/1656] and won! 0 days, 01:23:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 22:50:51] dindinx, Hydrogenum, and Brom [1831/2360] have team battled ekaron, NezumiRyu, and sasaniak [704/1382] and won! 1 day, 04:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 15:46:53] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:40 towards level 79.
[09/17/15 07:52:28] sasaniak [94/707] has challenged Heisenberg [136/589] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:54:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/17/15 10:46:30] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:55:28 towards level 80.
[09/18/15 21:36:47] shandor [227/707] has come upon sasaniak [116/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:35 is removed from shandor's clock.
[09/20/15 01:27:34] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:01 towards level 80.
[09/20/15 09:35:13] Alric` [477/708] has challenged sasaniak [416/707] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from Alric`'s clock.
[09/20/15 23:02:13] icxcnika [210/319] has challenged sasaniak [417/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to icxcnika's clock.
[09/21/15 01:19:01] Satoshi [287/856] has come upon sasaniak [335/707] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:19:21 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/21/15 12:08:20] bigjay [375/798] has challenged sasaniak [610/707] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to bigjay's clock.
[09/25/15 00:23:43] pants [178/424] has challenged sasaniak [43/707] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:01:52 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/25/15 02:05:29] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:08:41 towards level 80.
[09/26/15 06:04:05] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:49:32 from level 80.
[09/26/15 18:38:04] Pici [269/694] has challenged sasaniak [154/707] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:34:24 is removed from Pici's clock.
[09/26/15 22:39:27] sasaniak [380/707] has challenged Zaratustra [446/652] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:18:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/27/15 12:44:50] iamzim, Tamini, and aucg [1083/1614] have team battled sasaniak, sjums_the_great, and Samus [44/1555] and won! 0 days, 04:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 14:43:43] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:44:07 towards level 80.
[09/28/15 04:08:39] DrOfBaconNomics [116/266] has challenged sasaniak [437/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/28/15 10:34:37] sasaniak, fraq, and darkmage [674/2040] have team battled ChasedSpade, vegadark, and Andries [1048/1684] and lost! 0 days, 16:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 11:10:08] NoodleCake [0/7] has challenged sasaniak [419/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[09/29/15 04:54:59] sasaniak, discopig, and tiwake [805/2460] have team battled zid, idisjunction, and dwfreed [1772/2140] and lost! 1 day, 15:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 16:59:15] MadMan [198/212] has challenged sasaniak [220/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to MadMan's clock.
[10/01/15 08:11:23] blizgerg [770/987] has challenged sasaniak [621/707] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:19:54 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/02/15 10:27:18] rharwood [55/657] has come upon sasaniak [39/707] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:53:09 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[10/04/15 02:38:09] rww [1/50] has challenged sasaniak [565/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to rww's clock.
[10/04/15 06:48:17] theemstra, Loquatious, and noother [861/1879] have team battled sbp, sasaniak, and Prometheus [1717/2051] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/15 01:37:55] sasaniak, blizgerg, and jenksy [1587/2328] have team battled rharwood, droogie, and Prometheus [59/2334] and won! 4 days, 09:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/15 01:44:33] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:48:31 towards level 80.
[10/06/15 05:54:12] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:26:36 towards level 80.
[10/06/15 14:56:40] sasaniak [291/703] has challenged m0shbear [521/823] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:59:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/06/15 17:16:04] sasaniak, Chuck, and fattrat [613/1940] have team battled ruan, charitwo, and andoruh [678/1179] and lost! 4 days, 21:13:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/15 03:18:46] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:49:17 from level 80.
[10/07/15 06:23:02] Doctor, Agent86, and sasaniak [2019/2037] have team battled Killerkid, kenyon, and Gatewayy [1331/2316] and won! 2 days, 07:10:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/15 01:56:04] sasaniak [511/713] has come upon reveal [215/371] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:07:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/08/15 05:08:35] sasaniak [354/713] has come upon XJR-9 [126/671] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:38:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/08/15 22:19:32] Killerkid [76/573] has come upon sasaniak [640/713] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:09:40 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[10/09/15 03:33:42] sasaniak [115/713] has come upon nitzer [699/724] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:35:16 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/09/15 16:07:42] NoodleCake [97/163] has challenged sasaniak [75/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:28 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[10/09/15 18:31:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 52 days, 16:07:20 toward level 80.
[10/10/15 09:56:09] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/15 14:31:52] m0shbear [392/823] has challenged sasaniak [25/718] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:19:28 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[10/10/15 15:17:48] sasaniak [710/718] has come upon honkybonky [671/764] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:05:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/11/15 11:46:46] n0mad [190/344] has challenged sasaniak [22/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from n0mad's clock.
[10/11/15 21:59:02] XenGi, Chuck, and iynque [952/1774] have team battled sasaniak, Ttech, and Chase [1785/2237] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/15 14:50:04] sasaniak [325/718] has challenged droogie [910/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/12/15 20:26:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 20:48:49 toward level 80.
[10/14/15 07:05:19] sasaniak [144/718] has challenged lutoma [133/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:51:42 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/14/15 15:27:33] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:39 towards level 80.
[10/15/15 00:54:38] r00f, sasaniak, and MadMan [558/1783] have team battled lipek, DelayedReactions, and Cypher [864/2382] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 01:09:16] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:03 towards level 80.
[10/17/15 15:37:10] nfsnobody, sasaniak, and andoruh [1359/1678] have team battled kork, yasdorian, and Sir_Lemming [1133/1570] and won! 0 days, 08:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 11:56:41] Totengeist, woonack, and shandor [497/2224] have team battled sasaniak, Meta, and Danthemandoo [1749/1885] and lost! 5 days, 08:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/15 15:01:33] tiwake [758/1009] has challenged sasaniak [143/718] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[10/21/15 12:06:15] Andries, suterismus, and sasaniak [583/2416] have team battled Sir_Lemming, identd, and Pici [4/1902] and won! 0 days, 08:54:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/15 18:57:03] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:45 towards level 80.
[10/24/15 10:25:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 5 days, 13:47:57 toward level 80.
[10/24/15 16:56:19] mwhahaha [511/568] has challenged sasaniak [34/718] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.

[10/26/15 04:55:06] unicron [32/652] has challenged sasaniak [491/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/27/15 06:31:18] MrGlass [121/149] has challenged sasaniak [672/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/27/15 10:02:59] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:05 towards level 80.

[10/27/15 13:07:34] sasaniak [690/718] has challenged vox [346/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:08:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/27/15 14:39:23] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:39 towards level 80.
[10/27/15 22:52:55] fattrat [286/758] has come upon sasaniak [499/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:27:27 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/28/15 06:42:45] Jguy [244/253] has challenged sasaniak [108/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from Jguy's clock.
[10/30/15 09:33:22] lipek [494/1180] has come upon sasaniak [593/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:36:24 is added to lipek's clock.
[10/30/15 11:54:50] irix, phs_rainbow, and VoidFox [797/1832] have team battled sasaniak, arlen, and grant050 [1168/1834] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/15 16:31:39] theemstra [405/471] has come upon sasaniak [299/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:52:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/02/15 18:41:18] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:00 towards level 80.
[11/03/15 08:23:15] sasaniak [121/718] has come upon fangfufu [135/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:14:19 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/07/15 08:39:40] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:54 towards level 80.
[11/07/15 14:30:43] Jguy [363/368] has challenged sasaniak [531/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Jguy's clock.
[11/07/15 15:56:21] sasaniak [466/713] has come upon LordH [538/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:19:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/07/15 16:01:17] FakeWizard [352/378] has challenged sasaniak [573/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[11/07/15 19:33:40] Boohbah, sasaniak, and irix [770/2349] have team battled zokko, mwhahaha, and AngryParsley [1578/1869] and lost! 1 day, 02:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/15 10:48:26] Danthemandoo, sasaniak, and allo [37/1782] have team battled n0mad, FakeWizard, and droogie [521/1706] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/15 14:56:54] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:00 towards level 80.
[11/10/15 08:06:45] sasaniak [348/713] has come upon rinse_and_repeat [137/338] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:09 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/10/15 15:35:14] JensRex [94/170] has challenged sasaniak [47/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:53 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[11/10/15 17:45:53] sasaniak [239/713] has challenged Loquatious [256/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:59:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/10/15 22:59:57] JensRex [56/188] has challenged sasaniak [465/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to JensRex's clock.
[11/12/15 11:26:21] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:28 towards level 80.
[11/13/15 04:36:24] honkybonky, BURUT, and zankore [1258/1685] have team battled lipek, SchrodingersScat, and sasaniak [1418/2287] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/15 07:27:51] sasaniak [560/713] has come upon dxrt [695/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/13/15 18:21:30] sasaniak [511/713] has come upon andoruh [142/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:14:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/15/15 07:11:30] sasaniak [720/725] has come upon PriceChild [175/539] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:00:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/15/15 09:44:46] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:59 towards level 80.
[11/15/15 14:34:16] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:26 towards level 80.
[11/15/15 19:41:03] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:09 towards level 80.
[11/15/15 21:06:08] Isolation [105/223] has challenged sasaniak [682/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Isolation's clock.
[11/19/15 08:12:47] Milquetoast [34/768] has come upon sasaniak [243/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:28 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/19/15 22:24:14] PinkiePie, sasaniak, and MJ94 [1714/2009] have team battled yano, Syloq, and KyloRen [526/1422] and won! 0 days, 08:57:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/15 10:06:26] joek [231/464] has challenged sasaniak [78/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:48:51 is removed from joek's clock.
[11/22/15 17:11:41] sasaniak [445/725] has come upon Loquatious [241/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:17:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/23/15 18:05:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 04:33:20 toward level 80.
[11/24/15 08:06:28] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:47 towards level 80.
[11/24/15 12:16:09] CornFly, Lowbow, and h00k [1930/2308] have team battled sasaniak, Agent86, and Zaratustra [1271/2062] and won! 0 days, 13:24:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 01:52:47] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:13 towards level 80.
[11/25/15 12:24:43] sasaniak [438/725] has challenged jenksy [625/665] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:40:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/25/15 15:02:54] sasaniak [44/725] has come upon SudoKing [119/682] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:23:31 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/25/15 21:52:22] dodobrain [289/396] has challenged sasaniak [466/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[11/26/15 02:29:55] sbp, ChasedSpade, and m0shbear [1022/2034] have team battled dindinx, h00k, and sasaniak [1984/2290] and lost! 1 day, 12:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 12:31:04] ruan [67/446] has come upon sasaniak [109/725] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:10:55 is added to ruan's clock.
[11/27/15 06:20:36] sasaniak [598/725] has come upon damyan [517/764] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 04:35:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/29/15 12:59:44] unicron [94/675] has come upon sasaniak [244/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:03:14 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/29/15 22:46:43] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:14:24 from level 81.
[11/29/15 23:41:08] sasaniak [284/725] has come upon Kable [126/689] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:43:50 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/30/15 00:30:14] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:17:34 from level 81.
[11/30/15 01:43:28] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:33:28 towards level 81.
[11/30/15 05:28:34] Crazycatlady [87/411] has challenged sasaniak [156/725] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:03:22 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/30/15 17:43:12] Heisenberg [634/650] has come upon sasaniak [565/725] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:43:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/30/15 17:48:14] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:55:51 towards level 81.
[12/01/15 02:56:55] Firien [101/454] has challenged sasaniak [525/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Firien's clock.
[12/01/15 04:10:27] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:07:05 towards level 81.
[12/01/15 12:59:37] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:23:30 from level 81.
[12/02/15 04:45:38] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:58:49 towards level 81.
[12/02/15 10:49:29] sasaniak [599/725] has challenged pixelate [85/511] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:52:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/24/15 21:06:58] sasaniak [51/725] has come upon MadMan [138/536] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:50:22 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/25/15 06:17:13] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:10:50 towards level 81.
[12/25/15 19:15:10] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:58 towards level 81.
[12/26/15 00:45:19] hannesenator [116/531] has come upon sasaniak [645/725] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:50:18 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[12/27/15 08:59:46] zokko [361/429] has challenged sasaniak [227/725] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from zokko's clock.
[12/28/15 20:33:33] MJ94 [10/848] has come upon sasaniak [257/725] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:26:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/30/15 21:20:55] abra0 [514/617] has challenged sasaniak [377/725] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:01:04 is removed from abra0's clock.
[12/31/15 06:50:29] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:18:08 from level 81.
[01/01/16 10:34:47] sasaniak [357/725] has challenged lipek [494/1179] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:44:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/01/16 20:24:41] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:28:16 towards level 81.
[01/02/16 23:46:28] sasaniak, eva42, and lux [994/1947] have team battled Hydrogenum, Pici, and damyan [149/1991] and won! 0 days, 16:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 08:52:32] d34th [7/581] has challenged sasaniak [297/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:16:41 is added to d34th's clock.
[01/04/16 03:59:37] sasaniak [361/725] has challenged tmberg [790/847] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:40:25 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/05/16 18:30:23] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:43:07 towards level 81.
[01/07/16 15:41:15] SpaceKookie [346/381] has come upon sasaniak [580/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:07:28 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[01/07/16 17:28:06] Antutuuuuu [48/79] has challenged sasaniak [500/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/08/16 02:13:35] CitizenFrisky [3/25] has challenged sasaniak [658/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to CitizenFrisky's clock.
[01/08/16 16:45:54] PBabebu [242/312] has challenged sasaniak [607/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[01/11/16 13:39:05] sasaniak, yasdorian, RBecker, and Ttech have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/16 01:43:54] grimsdottir [113/365] has challenged sasaniak [708/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to grimsdottir's clock.
[01/12/16 05:40:11] blind, zokko, and Meta [497/1910] have team battled Onceuponaban, sasaniak, and petrichor [15/1503] and won! 0 days, 03:27:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/16 05:44:43] mixxit [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [270/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/14/16 00:29:39] BURUT [112/576] has come upon sasaniak [22/725] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:02:19 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[01/14/16 15:37:20] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:12:30 towards level 81.
[01/14/16 16:15:19] sasaniak fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sasaniak's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/16 01:42:51] joek, Milquetoast, and sasaniak [1924/2107] have team battled Darky, holloway, and charitwo [1123/1708] and won! 1 day, 08:32:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/16 04:08:27] JeDaYoshi, tspange, and kork [237/996] have team battled hannesenator, prattmic, and sasaniak [1448/2143] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 09:08:24] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:30:14 from level 81.
[01/15/16 20:05:11] sasaniak [574/722] has come upon Hydrogenum [347/515] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:40:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/17/16 14:03:34] zokko [199/486] has come upon sasaniak [149/722] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:36:09 is removed from zokko's clock.
[01/17/16 19:16:36] Mateusz, sjums_the_great, and lutoma [1833/2002] have team battled Str1ngS, sasaniak, and ElectRo [1110/2358] and won! 2 days, 05:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 12:40:00] sasaniak [342/706] has come upon MetaNova [154/535] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:34:48 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/18/16 14:48:19] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:15:59 towards level 81.
[01/20/16 10:16:47] Tenorman [148/766] has come upon sasaniak [293/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:57 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/20/16 18:19:36] IdleMaster, MetaNova, and Hydrogenum [1320/1508] have team battled aucg, RBecker, and sasaniak [921/2053] and won! 4 days, 12:19:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/16 20:28:08] Sohnae [36/66] has challenged sasaniak [504/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Sohnae's clock.
[01/21/16 09:55:54] sasaniak [447/706] has come upon DrFungus [241/297] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:11:08 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/21/16 20:40:23] sasaniak [230/706] has challenged Cenhinen [147/583] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:24:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/23/16 01:03:49] Tenorman [611/766] has come upon sasaniak [704/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:16:33 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/23/16 18:18:53] sasaniak [231/706] has come upon Sixbierehomme [745/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:11:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/24/16 07:32:52] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:21:26 from level 81.
[01/24/16 10:51:53] sasaniak [26/706] has come upon Sir_Mobber [313/799] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:47:24 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/25/16 15:56:23] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:53:50 towards level 81.
[01/27/16 01:19:34] sasaniak [363/700] has come upon SlowRiot [112/962] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:54:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/28/16 04:13:34] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:58:43 from level 81.
[01/28/16 21:13:58] elf [372/840] has come upon sasaniak [266/700] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:09:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/30/16 04:56:12] sasaniak [110/700] has challenged HeavyPodda [65/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:27:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.

[01/31/16 07:37:49] sasaniak [561/700] has come upon Virtual [533/832] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:16:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/31/16 19:18:44] aucg [296/708] has come upon sasaniak [84/700] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:02:31 is removed from aucg's clock.
[02/03/16 18:36:58] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:28 towards level 81.
[02/03/16 21:10:53] TauPan, NoodleCake, and vrillusions [44/1713] have team battled Simie, JeDaYoshi, and sasaniak [680/1843] and lost! 0 days, 14:21:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 21:39:27] Satoshi [687/839] has challenged sasaniak [452/700] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:17:04 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[02/04/16 00:40:19] Ttech [1152/1365] has come upon sasaniak [688/700] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:21 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/04/16 00:40:19] Ttech has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 6 days, 02:46:33 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/04/16 12:49:34] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:49:15 towards level 81.
[02/04/16 15:12:07] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:20:55 from level 81.
[02/05/16 07:30:49] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:15:01 towards level 81.
[02/06/16 02:05:32] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:26 towards level 81.
[02/07/16 10:02:42] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:19:58 towards level 81.
[02/07/16 15:13:11] unicron [496/707] has challenged sasaniak [165/700] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:36:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/07/16 21:03:34] sasaniak, Plasmastar, and irix [94/2090] have team battled sjefen6, Fahrenheit, and Mateusz [1074/1535] and lost! 6 days, 14:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/16 23:16:58] sasaniak [526/700] has come upon joek [329/486] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:39:19 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/09/16 19:32:40] sasaniak [221/700] has challenged zid [681/799] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:17:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/10/16 08:07:13] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:14:51 from level 81.
[02/11/16 10:58:55] Pithlit [123/347] has challenged sasaniak [276/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[02/12/16 00:11:30] sasaniak [233/700] has challenged seek [211/759] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/12/16 07:14:03] sasaniak [359/700] has challenged suterismus [166/1178] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:54:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/12/16 22:19:29] Misza [601/964] has challenged sasaniak [436/700] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:09:24 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/13/16 14:03:44] sasaniak spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sasaniak's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/16 09:00:48] Ironhoof [292/505] has come upon sasaniak [583/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:11:58 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[02/17/16 02:48:55] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:40:20 towards level 81.
[02/17/16 07:00:26] sasaniak [666/688] has come upon PiotrekD [332/609] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:37:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/18/16 23:01:16] sasaniak [204/688] has come upon Thrayden [0/323] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:36:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/19/16 01:04:45] sasaniak misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:11:59 from level 81.
[02/19/16 16:52:42] fattrat [118/779] has come upon sasaniak [202/688] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:56:42 is added to fattrat's clock.
[02/20/16 08:40:27] sasaniak [262/688] has come upon CornFly [691/952] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:09:37 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/20/16 14:14:07] sasaniak, Babar, and reim [981/2245] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, kensington, and masterme120 [94/1342] and won! 1 day, 21:56:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/16 10:34:48] sasaniak [592/688] has challenged AngryParsley [529/927] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:47:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/22/16 04:45:02] sasaniak spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sasaniak's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/16 13:12:09] sasaniak [415/677] has come upon Charris [343/405] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:24:30 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/23/16 13:42:20] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:36 towards level 81.
[02/25/16 02:38:05] Pascal [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [559/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Pascal's clock.
[02/25/16 07:31:39] pfoley, damyan, and Sir_Lemming [1377/1934] have team battled kork, Oooooog, and sasaniak [517/1565] and won! 1 day, 07:41:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/16 04:32:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 21 days, 16:58:30 toward level 81.
[02/26/16 11:23:32] Pascal, Alasdair, and Evrial [785/889] have team battled sjums_the_great, sasaniak, and Totengeist [1561/1930] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 03:09:06] NoodleCake [365/416] has come upon sasaniak [138/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:54:22 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[02/27/16 03:09:06] NoodleCake has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:03:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/27/16 09:38:04] Nyarlathotep, Virtual, and Diitto [1669/2447] have team battled sasaniak, Plasmastar, and Milquetoast [652/1907] and won! 2 days, 16:43:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 13:01:38] Pascal [49/181] has challenged sasaniak [524/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Pascal's clock.
[02/27/16 17:15:11] vrillusions [463/1007] has come upon sasaniak [304/672] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:43:39 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[02/29/16 18:41:29] sasaniak [39/672] has challenged mixxit [370/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:50:07 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/29/16 21:03:49] roy [125/554] has come upon sasaniak [654/672] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:24:23 is added to roy's clock.
[03/01/16 20:15:25] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:20:06 from level 81.
[03/01/16 23:39:55] sasaniak [145/672] has come upon mthw [419/605] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:36:51 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/02/16 20:11:53] sasaniak [444/672] has come upon pants [545/567] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:29:16 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/03/16 00:27:00] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:41 towards level 81.
[03/03/16 01:22:40] Andries [218/492] has challenged sasaniak [539/672] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:49:56 is added to Andries's clock.
[03/03/16 19:08:41] bootdisk [96/102] has challenged sasaniak [153/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/04/16 07:02:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 11:45:19 from level 81.
[03/06/16 19:24:59] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:42 towards level 81.
[03/07/16 22:01:15] Zaratustra [627/903] has challenged sasaniak [240/672] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:08:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/08/16 13:47:21] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:07 towards level 81.
[03/10/16 09:15:40] Simie [650/819] has come upon sasaniak [252/672] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 22:41:29 is removed from Simie's clock.
[03/10/16 15:29:09] sasaniak [533/672] has come upon Beavis [9/1035] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:15:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/11/16 04:45:27] sasaniak [244/672] has come upon ChasedSpade [204/671] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:11:29 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/13/16 07:20:34] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:59:06 towards level 81.
[03/13/16 13:55:09] sasaniak [310/672] has come upon ElectRo [1202/1219] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:47:01 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/14/16 10:27:56] m0shbear, sasaniak, and Andries [1494/1770] have team battled Zaratustra, dindinx, and idisjunction [2010/2446] and lost! 3 days, 14:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/16 15:17:12] magnetik [211/503] has come upon sasaniak [369/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:26:49 is added to magnetik's clock.
[03/15/16 00:58:26] uhmmm [143/193] has challenged sasaniak [470/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/16/16 05:57:37] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:01:36 towards level 81.
[03/18/16 13:08:34] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:58:45 towards level 81.
[03/19/16 12:48:05] danidani [27/97] has challenged sasaniak [503/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to danidani's clock.
[03/22/16 00:00:32] theemstra [476/488] has challenged sasaniak [324/672] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:55:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/22/16 02:39:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 22 days, 03:20:10 toward level 81.
[03/22/16 08:03:17] sasaniak [605/672] has challenged rharwood [227/677] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:49:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/22/16 13:55:48] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:35 towards level 81.
[03/22/16 16:34:47] fraq, sasaniak, and Ironhoof [553/2132] have team battled hannesenator, zokko, and Meta [1922/2015] and lost! 0 days, 16:52:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/16 17:06:31] desspugne [711/986] has challenged sasaniak [148/672] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:45:03 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[03/23/16 18:20:02] sasaniak ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:26:24 from level 81.
[03/23/16 18:40:36] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:19:48 from level 81.
[03/24/16 02:38:24] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:13 towards level 81.
[03/24/16 03:55:08] Babar, LordH, and sasaniak [445/2410] have team battled yur, Asara, and PinkiePie [1575/1598] and lost! 2 days, 08:23:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/16 10:27:42] mordac [176/272] has challenged sasaniak [201/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to mordac's clock.
[03/24/16 11:59:47] sasaniak [130/672] has come upon blizgerg [323/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:18:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/26/16 04:29:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 22 days, 11:14:27 toward level 81.
[03/26/16 10:11:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 6 days, 16:26:40 toward level 81.
[03/27/16 00:26:26] sasaniak [543/672] has come upon Antutuuuuu [0/460] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:10:09 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/27/16 04:44:42] sasaniak [534/672] has challenged Smockage [325/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/27/16 14:26:49] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:40 towards level 81.
[03/28/16 02:20:01] Crysters [162/410] has challenged sasaniak [120/672] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:24 is removed from Crysters's clock.
[03/29/16 17:27:24] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:34 towards level 81.
[03/31/16 03:48:30] theemstra [54/485] has come upon sasaniak [98/672] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:23:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/01/16 02:35:28] bheesham [6/31] has challenged sasaniak [343/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to bheesham's clock.
[04/01/16 10:57:49] SirMonkeybox [629/638] has come upon sasaniak [287/672] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:58:52 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/02/16 09:36:05] Pithlit, tiwake, sasaniak, and Adar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/16 16:21:33] brendan [795/939] has challenged sasaniak [584/672] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/02/16 17:22:39] Boohbah, suterismus, and MadHatter [2161/2420] have team battled sasaniak, Cameron_D, and LordH [235/2571] and won! 3 days, 10:19:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/16 21:50:32] noice [182/249] has challenged sasaniak [404/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to noice's clock.
[04/03/16 05:50:51] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:08 towards level 81.
[04/03/16 12:00:57] Adar, idisjunction, and Animalia [1734/1739] have team battled sasaniak, bheesham, and bootdisk [20/1329] and won! 0 days, 01:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 09:04:10] Kiesteel [304/336] has challenged sasaniak [400/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Kiesteel's clock.
[04/04/16 11:32:24] Evrial [554/650] has challenged sasaniak [482/672] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:47:14 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[04/04/16 23:43:16] gabriel [168/853] has come upon sasaniak [257/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:21 is added to gabriel's clock.
[04/05/16 20:54:35] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:20 towards level 81.
[04/06/16 06:03:40] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:42 from level 81.
[04/07/16 14:55:22] roy, felixfire619, and sasaniak [48/1574] have team battled Majak, donut, and aucg [1445/1520] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/16 00:49:52] Stokim [99/206] has challenged sasaniak [185/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Stokim's clock.
[04/08/16 15:26:36] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:40 towards level 81.
[04/08/16 19:33:53] sasaniak [246/672] has challenged Tratos [424/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:09:16 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/16 12:40:05] sasaniak [173/672] has challenged suterismus [306/1210] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:44:43 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/16 13:58:04] FireBeastX [96/206] has challenged sasaniak [315/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to FireBeastX's clock.
[04/09/16 19:21:29] sasaniak [69/672] has challenged grant050 [212/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:01:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/16 20:49:03] FakeWizard, sasaniak, and mordac [1315/1593] have team battled woonack, Birdbones, and iovoid [988/1868] and won! 0 days, 00:51:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 10:03:52] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:53 towards level 81.
[04/11/16 06:09:39] paysties [45/588] has come upon sasaniak [646/672] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:47:04 is added to paysties's clock.
[04/12/16 19:02:21] jenksy [183/711] has come upon sasaniak [106/672] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:24:18 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[04/13/16 04:05:49] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:06 towards level 81.
[04/13/16 16:55:37] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:29 towards level 81.
[04/13/16 20:48:35] sasaniak [282/672] has come upon Doctor [848/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/14/16 21:05:34] MrGlass [359/572] has challenged sasaniak [557/672] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:26:34 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[04/15/16 23:04:59] sasaniak [219/672] has come upon Xyrael [251/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:24:24 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/16/16 04:51:00] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:54 towards level 81.
[04/16/16 05:13:20] babilen [153/530] has challenged sasaniak [366/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to babilen's clock.
[04/17/16 01:54:59] sasaniak [534/672] has come upon Lemelisk [494/1126] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/18/16 09:27:20] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:28 towards level 81.
[04/18/16 09:36:19] vrillusions [430/966] has challenged sasaniak [418/672] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:25:46 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[04/18/16 11:37:04] sasaniak [599/672] has challenged blizgerg [217/799] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:30:44 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/18/16 17:39:17] sasaniak [563/672] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [580/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:31 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/18/16 21:40:39] RBecker [678/729] has challenged sasaniak [12/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:13:18 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/19/16 20:58:29] Ven [473/587] has challenged sasaniak [402/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from Ven's clock.
[04/20/16 03:06:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 03:31:45 toward level 81.
[04/21/16 21:06:09] sasaniak [459/672] has challenged Ladon [10/856] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:31:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/16 22:07:36] mecorx [67/173] has challenged sasaniak [79/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to mecorx's clock.
[04/23/16 03:07:20] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:48:27 towards level 81.
[04/24/16 07:00:00] sasaniak spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sasaniak's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/16 13:16:03] Iria, Majak, and paysties [900/1240] have team battled sasaniak, gabriel, and Crazycatlady [1770/1929] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/16 09:29:24] sasaniak, Simie, IdleMaster, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/16 13:46:28] sasaniak [578/658] has challenged Milquetoast [696/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/26/16 19:07:23] idisjunction [60/904] has come upon sasaniak [122/658] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:28 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/27/16 00:33:08] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:32:26 from level 81.
[04/27/16 08:43:52] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:13 towards level 81.
[04/28/16 11:54:16] sasaniak [512/658] has come upon Hydrogenum [315/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:31:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/28/16 18:33:51] Frogging101 [2/724] has challenged sasaniak [286/658] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[04/29/16 18:17:33] sasaniak [284/658] has challenged idisjunction [92/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:08:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/30/16 19:19:19] Kiesteel, sasaniak, and kensington [654/1767] have team battled MontyZuma, Zye, and mthw [1203/1979] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/16 02:01:26] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:06 towards level 81.
[05/05/16 01:06:18] HeavyPodda [200/910] has challenged sasaniak [249/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:11 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/05/16 12:02:18] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:15 towards level 81.
[05/05/16 18:12:49] RBecker [281/729] has challenged sasaniak [582/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:02 is added to RBecker's clock.
[05/06/16 00:39:41] Samus [360/790] has come upon sasaniak [338/654] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:20:41 is removed from Samus's clock.
[05/06/16 08:18:39] sasaniak [591/654] has challenged woonack [394/524] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:07:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/08/16 09:37:43] sasaniak [51/654] has challenged Diitto [55/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:41:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/08/16 16:40:33] sloth [351/380] has challenged sasaniak [440/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:58 is added to sloth's clock.
[05/09/16 01:14:09] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:34:25 from level 81.
[05/09/16 08:30:48] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:00 towards level 81.
[05/09/16 22:30:12] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:36:18 from level 81.
[05/10/16 14:41:31] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:27 towards level 81.
[05/10/16 17:49:41] woonack [32/526] has come upon sasaniak [91/654] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:15:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/11/16 11:21:40] Andries [188/537] has come upon sasaniak [64/654] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:44 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/11/16 11:53:39] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/16 21:37:39] BURUT [507/657] has come upon sasaniak [231/657] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:34:04 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[05/13/16 17:05:28] Ggoes [236/402] has come upon sasaniak [378/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:04 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[05/14/16 16:19:45] Virtual [151/503] has come upon sasaniak [594/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:35:57 is added to Virtual's clock.
[05/14/16 19:03:31] Kable, Hundikutsikas, and grant050 [970/2058] have team battled Bvarne, sasaniak, and zigzag [566/1627] and won! 0 days, 14:08:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 12:40:52] Darky [769/827] has come upon sasaniak [226/657] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:26:11 is removed from Darky's clock.
[05/15/16 18:49:49] sasaniak [230/657] has challenged wvlf [375/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:10:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/16/16 19:38:53] sasaniak [218/657] has come upon fattrat [487/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:45:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/17/16 23:42:49] bigjay [631/828] has come upon sasaniak [514/665] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:33:48 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/18/16 22:34:03] theZoMBiE, grooverider, and kier [204/2151] have team battled sasaniak, ruan, and astropoint [237/1439] and lost! 0 days, 10:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/16 00:53:14] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:23 towards level 81.
[05/19/16 05:55:27] sasaniak [275/491] has challenged Pascal [437/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:05:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/19/16 19:23:27] Zaratustra, MrGlass, and roy [1868/2105] have team battled gazarsgo, bheesham, and sasaniak [925/1563] and won! 1 day, 11:17:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/16 02:28:37] Kiesteel [409/591] has challenged sasaniak [114/491] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:40:41 is removed from Kiesteel's clock.
[05/21/16 00:11:06] Antutuuuuu [351/512] has challenged sasaniak [257/491] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:57:53 is removed from Antutuuuuu's clock.
[05/22/16 11:24:05] sasaniak [19/491] has challenged joek [457/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:45 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/23/16 19:36:08] freeboson [486/588] has challenged sasaniak [369/491] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:00:50 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/24/16 00:10:00] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:28 towards level 81.
[05/25/16 21:06:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 1 day, 17:14:02 toward level 81.
[05/25/16 21:55:29] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:10:22 from level 81.
[05/26/16 08:00:46] sasaniak [285/491] has challenged Anaxyn [114/336] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:27:56 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/27/16 04:03:33] magnetik [40/531] has come upon sasaniak [360/491] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:56 is added to magnetik's clock.
[05/27/16 14:03:47] sasaniak sharpened the edge of his weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/16 15:38:46] SirMonkeybox [618/858] has come upon sasaniak [427/496] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:56:07 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/29/16 21:33:00] Ttech [1/1393] has challenged sasaniak [208/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:38:04 is added to Ttech's clock.
[05/30/16 03:13:07] DoomedExistence [174/614] has challenged sasaniak [466/496] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[05/30/16 06:05:37] colints [318/329] has come upon sasaniak [325/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:01 is added to colints's clock.
[05/30/16 07:36:49] sasaniak [187/496] has challenged Eiam [226/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/30/16 08:51:56] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:07 towards level 81.
[05/31/16 15:09:51] tspange [593/756] has come upon sasaniak [213/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:53:59 is removed from tspange's clock.
[06/01/16 01:52:53] sasaniak [301/496] has challenged astropoint [397/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/01/16 22:01:51] allo, sasaniak, and Intee [79/1480] have team battled m0shbear, mwhahaha, and TauPan [1084/1485] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 03:45:04] everbrew, Cthulhu, and yur [421/1012] have team battled Asara, sasaniak, and Frogging101 [1802/1875] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 22:22:05] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:20 towards level 81.
[06/05/16 01:12:18] Lios, suterismus, and Geela [1992/2256] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Kalinakov, and sasaniak [789/1628] and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/16 06:41:22] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:40 towards level 81.
[06/08/16 09:27:13] Str1ngS, Diitto, and sasaniak [228/2214] have team battled Onceuponaban, Ttech, and idisjunction [1285/2712] and lost! 2 days, 07:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/16 15:18:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 1 day, 08:50:44 toward level 81.
[06/09/16 01:44:34] sasaniak [482/496] has come upon himuraken [448/491] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:13:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/09/16 03:38:52] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:01 towards level 81.
[06/10/16 01:33:43] Oooooog [477/491] has come upon sasaniak [384/496] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:08:50 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[06/10/16 02:56:55] Agent86, sasaniak, and FakeWizard [195/1756] have team battled Kitlith, Gatewayy, and Onceuponaban [671/1976] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 18:23:01] sasaniak [70/496] has challenged Furry [198/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/11/16 05:47:02] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:19 towards level 81.
[06/11/16 06:09:04] mordac [49/543] has come upon sasaniak [45/496] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:39:19 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/15/16 03:45:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 9 days, 06:10:23 toward level 81.
[06/15/16 19:08:59] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:01 from level 81.
[06/16/16 12:08:20] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:36 towards level 81.
[06/16/16 18:36:56] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:24 towards level 81.
[06/17/16 01:00:27] Nekusar [17/61] has challenged sasaniak [444/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to Nekusar's clock.
[06/17/16 12:17:19] qrry, IndigoTiger, and sasaniak [1150/1273] have team battled SirMonkeybox, Furry, and holloway [1452/1935] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/16 18:16:28] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:11 towards level 81.
[06/18/16 05:57:12] brendan, desspugne, and Furry [629/2523] have team battled sasaniak, Birdbones, and Babar [1929/2503] and lost! 1 day, 09:48:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 07:18:49] pfoley, Gatewayy, and theZoMBiE [1435/1965] have team battled sasaniak, TauPan, and grooverider [1/1694] and won! 0 days, 15:03:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/16 11:18:59] torg [88/132] has challenged sasaniak [457/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to torg's clock.
[06/20/16 11:09:03] sasaniak, Mirc0p, and Cenhinen [161/1653] have team battled Xyrael, Zoddo, and oooooooooooooooo [507/1398] and lost! 1 day, 09:08:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/16 15:37:53] Gamil [103/185] has challenged sasaniak [86/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from Gamil's clock.
[06/21/16 14:34:17] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:08:19 from level 81.
[06/22/16 06:53:12] Firien [532/856] has come upon sasaniak [87/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:40:14 is removed from Firien's clock.
[06/22/16 19:36:10] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:05:31 towards level 81.
[06/23/16 01:02:31] astropoint, MJ94, and Antutuuuuu [467/1789] have team battled Str1ngS, pants, and sasaniak [1405/1771] and lost! 1 day, 02:17:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 03:00:24] Tenorman [693/803] has come upon sasaniak [390/498] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:52:28 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[06/23/16 07:24:24] sasaniak [284/498] has challenged hannesenator [284/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:56:18 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/24/16 09:19:02] sasaniak [342/498] has come upon blizgerg [710/809] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:29:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/26/16 16:38:39] torg [83/305] has challenged sasaniak [257/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to torg's clock.
[06/27/16 00:38:08] sasaniak slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sasaniak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/27/16 09:24:33] Tenorman, Jareeta, and Eldoreth [288/2260] have team battled VoidFox, sasaniak, and Ladon [654/2069] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/16 16:33:11] MadHatter, SirMonkeybox, and simple [1938/2094] have team battled tspange, sasaniak, and Regnor [1529/2291] and won! 1 day, 07:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/16 23:04:53] FakeWizard [435/556] has come upon sasaniak [225/494] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:10:06 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[06/29/16 10:59:20] sasaniak [432/494] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [478/549] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:50:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/02/16 13:57:27] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:15:03 from level 81.
[07/03/16 23:24:12] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:53 towards level 81.
[07/04/16 22:02:37] sasaniak [20/494] has challenged Kalinakov [400/606] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:45:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/05/16 00:22:34] Fluttershy, pico, and SchrodingersScat [1893/1952] have team battled fusion89k, sasaniak, and Andries [927/1222] and won! 1 day, 06:35:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 06:25:35] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:38:09 from level 81.
[07/05/16 12:36:17] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:54:45 towards level 81.
[07/07/16 01:20:55] Antutuuuuu [137/514] has challenged sasaniak [348/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:10 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[07/08/16 11:46:39] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:10:31 from level 81.
[07/09/16 09:45:36] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:34:15 towards level 81.
[07/10/16 15:12:21] sasaniak [310/494] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [482/794] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:19:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/10/16 17:31:37] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:19:11 from level 81.
[07/10/16 18:27:35] sasaniak [160/494] has come upon Anaxyn [293/454] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:40:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/11/16 11:54:14] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:15:20 towards level 81.
[07/11/16 18:00:59] CornFly [615/952] has challenged sasaniak [240/494] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:10:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/11/16 23:44:12] sasaniak [361/494] has come upon MadMan [372/582] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:07:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/12/16 19:09:58] sasaniak [422/494] has challenged desspugne [888/992] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:32:03 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/16/16 01:04:43] sasaniak [222/494] has challenged zid [223/852] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:10:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/16/16 17:55:29] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:02:29 towards level 81.
[07/17/16 03:21:05] sasaniak [460/497] has come upon kork [20/432] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:38:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/18/16 07:18:59] Heisenberg, sasaniak, and Bkid [1677/1791] have team battled jwon, Ttech, and mordac [1954/2699] and lost! 1 day, 09:54:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/16 14:07:54] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:04 towards level 81.
[07/19/16 14:52:18] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:53 towards level 81.
[07/20/16 11:29:30] sasaniak [242/500] has come upon Pokota [100/576] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:54:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/20/16 13:58:44] Str1ngS, kork, and sasaniak [1068/1498] have team battled Schmid, godog, and DrOfBaconNomics [1131/1671] and lost! 2 days, 17:20:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 19:48:57] sasaniak [62/500] has come upon pants [367/717] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:57:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/16 19:49:28] sasaniak [55/500] has come upon pants [411/717] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:27:37 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/21/16 22:08:30] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:46:29 towards level 81.
[07/22/16 09:03:03] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:43:45 towards level 81.
[07/22/16 18:58:33] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:22:23 from level 81.
[07/22/16 21:03:09] PeterOJ [26/97] has challenged sasaniak [113/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to PeterOJ's clock.
[07/23/16 21:02:15] yasdorian, Eiam, and sasaniak [495/1793] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Lios, and Zye [1636/1753] and lost! 1 day, 03:50:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 03:11:47] Bvarne, MadMan, and sasaniak [1720/1806] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Nofew, and shandor [42/2168] and won! 3 days, 04:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 06:16:47] Eldoreth [346/367] has come upon sasaniak [299/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:44:47 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[07/25/16 08:57:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 2 days, 10:49:59 toward level 81.
[07/27/16 21:58:53] shrivel [182/359] has come upon sasaniak [241/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:56 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/28/16 09:00:45] sasaniak [28/508] has challenged kork [222/288] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:02:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/28/16 22:05:38] sasaniak ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:17:45 from level 81.
[07/29/16 02:04:22] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:08 towards level 81.
[07/29/16 13:18:12] sasaniak [465/508] has come upon allo [326/458] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:41:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/29/16 14:04:31] dindinx [396/412] has come upon sasaniak [478/508] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:48:03 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/29/16 22:27:33] robflop [595/651] has challenged sasaniak [291/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from robflop's clock.
[07/31/16 08:28:13] sasaniak [56/508] has challenged pants [709/717] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:59:28 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/04/16 09:36:03] JensRex [8/484] has come upon sasaniak [412/508] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:55:23 is added to JensRex's clock.
[08/05/16 03:46:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 00:36:53 from level 81.
[08/05/16 13:45:59] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:33:32 towards level 81.
[08/05/16 14:16:59] CornFly [676/949] has challenged sasaniak [273/508] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:08:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/06/16 06:54:33] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:52:56 towards level 81.
[08/06/16 11:49:53] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:45 towards level 81.
[08/07/16 22:39:14] SarahD [533/586] has challenged sasaniak [336/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:18:07 is removed from SarahD's clock.
[08/09/16 15:10:57] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:33:57 towards level 81.
[08/10/16 16:20:12] SarahD [475/586] has challenged sasaniak [483/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to SarahD's clock.
[08/10/16 17:02:25] sasaniak [245/508] has come upon robflop [650/664] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:36:19 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/10/16 19:46:26] Pokota [75/576] has come upon sasaniak [262/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:11:45 is added to Pokota's clock.
[08/10/16 20:04:09] dwfreed [387/475] has come upon sasaniak [214/508] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:11:49 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/11/16 07:11:09] sasaniak [331/508] has challenged Lemelisk [964/1126] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:35:59 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/12/16 02:14:06] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:57:09 towards level 81.
[08/12/16 06:52:17] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:24:25 towards level 81.
[08/12/16 15:37:07] jdb [578/651] has challenged sasaniak [427/508] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from jdb's clock.
[08/12/16 15:37:07] jdb has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 4 days, 11:14:14 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/13/16 03:28:45] cudaman73 [442/503] has challenged sasaniak [350/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:41 is removed from cudaman73's clock.
[08/13/16 23:25:38] abra0, Zoddo, brendan, and sasaniak have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/16 01:21:42] PinkiePie [406/586] has come upon sasaniak [365/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:36:59 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[08/14/16 07:20:24] simple, Majak, and SudoKing [495/1916] have team battled sasaniak, gabriel, and Herb_Tarlek [2004/2149] and lost! 1 day, 20:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 12:42:25] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:09:11 from level 81.
[08/14/16 19:52:22] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:48 towards level 81.
[08/15/16 00:26:50] zankore [380/752] has challenged sasaniak [283/508] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from zankore's clock.
[08/15/16 02:53:55] Doctor, sasaniak, and AbacusAvenger [1846/1965] have team battled strugart, sjums_the_great, and Hydrogenum [1201/1843] and won! 0 days, 09:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 02:59:36] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:42:42 from level 81.
[08/16/16 11:24:48] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:05:37 from level 81.
[08/17/16 22:36:31] sasaniak slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sasaniak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/16 14:30:39] sasaniak [233/507] has challenged spillere [339/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:21:49 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/19/16 23:44:37] SN4T14 [225/321] has challenged sasaniak [441/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[08/22/16 03:35:13] sasaniak [344/507] has come upon Bkid [482/642] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:36:50 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/22/16 16:45:20] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:09:43 towards level 81.
[08/23/16 09:34:29] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:04 towards level 81.
[08/23/16 17:46:07] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:56 towards level 81.
[08/24/16 18:59:56] cudaman73 [7/516] has come upon sasaniak [40/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:52:58 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[08/25/16 14:34:00] deadguy [32/48] has challenged sasaniak [355/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to deadguy's clock.
[08/25/16 15:39:46] DoomedExistence [180/628] has come upon sasaniak [203/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:43:20 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[08/26/16 06:00:56] sasaniak [93/507] has challenged jdb [540/651] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:50:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/26/16 15:10:11] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:37 towards level 81.

[08/27/16 18:14:03] Zye [359/697] has challenged sasaniak [46/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:20 is removed from Zye's clock.
[08/29/16 08:31:19] sasaniak [385/507] has challenged Asara [380/1117] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:06:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[08/30/16 12:46:31] Bvarne [470/781] has challenged sasaniak [307/507] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[08/30/16 16:52:45] Sir_Lemming [190/571] has come upon sasaniak [77/507] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 20:55:45 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[09/01/16 07:13:12] Ironhoof, JeDaYoshi, and lipek [293/2433] have team battled Pokota, Lemelisk, and sasaniak [1899/2213] and lost! 2 days, 08:16:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 00:20:51] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:05:12 towards level 81.
[09/03/16 13:12:30] gollum [54/265] has challenged sasaniak [361/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to gollum's clock.
[09/03/16 19:29:23] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:04 towards level 81.
[09/04/16 03:41:53] spillere [351/580] has come upon sasaniak [144/507] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:01:26 is removed from spillere's clock.
[09/04/16 20:27:23] Hodor [106/276] has challenged sasaniak [226/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/05/16 18:39:02] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:07:53 towards level 81.
[09/07/16 06:01:58] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:11:00 from level 81.
[09/08/16 22:13:21] yano [280/653] has challenged sasaniak [208/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:34:39 is removed from yano's clock.
[09/08/16 22:23:19] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:23:58 from level 81.
[09/09/16 14:23:11] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:40 towards level 81.
[09/09/16 16:01:19] Chuck, Tzic, and sasaniak [889/1805] have team battled prime, Misza, and Eldoreth [690/1846] and won! 3 days, 09:33:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 20:56:32] mordac [18/582] has come upon sasaniak [452/507] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:00:01 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/11/16 08:05:48] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:15 towards level 81.
[09/11/16 12:42:12] HeavyPodda, h00k, and sasaniak [1654/2309] have team battled FakeWizard, SirMonkeybox, and Pithlit [42/1943] and won! 0 days, 02:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/16 10:30:10] Sixbierehomme [342/716] has come upon sasaniak [63/507] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:22:44 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[09/13/16 11:50:30] sasaniak [361/507] has challenged KeboDK [646/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:22:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/13/16 15:52:14] sasaniak [100/507] has challenged Jareeta [605/1061] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:36:46 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/16 15:26:08] desspugne, Sailor_Venus, and tmberg [1033/2241] have team battled sasaniak, blizgerg, and hannesenator [14/2231] and won! 1 day, 06:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 17:04:57] sasaniak [9/507] has challenged Mezoli [140/164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:06:33 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/16 19:29:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 18:46:00 toward level 81.
[09/15/16 21:08:36] Mezoli [145/200] has challenged sasaniak [233/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/16/16 02:19:03] MontyZuma [168/1057] has challenged sasaniak [107/507] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:06:01 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/17/16 08:28:55] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:30:50 from level 81.
[09/18/16 21:43:33] RistoUuranmaki [23/656] has challenged sasaniak [158/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:01 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[09/19/16 13:39:53] sasaniak [138/507] has come upon SlowRiot [829/936] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:00:44 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/19/16 20:01:04] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:21 towards level 81.
[09/20/16 09:42:38] venialskink [48/178] has challenged sasaniak [397/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to venialskink's clock.
[09/20/16 21:37:12] sasaniak [84/507] has come upon PocketKiller [261/394] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:42:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/21/16 03:07:26] Frogging101, DoomedExistence, and Zaratustra [227/2018] have team battled kenyon, simple, and sasaniak [112/2780] and won! 2 days, 00:16:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 12:06:43] sasaniak [99/507] has challenged PocketKiller [300/394] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:56:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/21/16 16:57:15] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:41:59 towards level 81.
[09/22/16 14:16:16] sasaniak [371/507] has challenged daemoneye [550/719] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:06:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/22/16 23:41:17] borsin [124/268] has challenged sasaniak [446/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/23/16 04:36:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 01:22:19 from level 81.
[09/23/16 10:24:36] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:44 towards level 81.
[09/27/16 09:46:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 5 days, 03:02:40 toward level 81.
[09/27/16 20:46:54] strugart [503/1143] has come upon sasaniak [420/507] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:55:33 is removed from strugart's clock.
[09/29/16 11:49:25] sasaniak, a1291762, and pfoley [1329/2182] have team battled keeper_c, hannesenator, and Tenorman [2291/2837] and lost! 1 day, 11:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 11:47:49] sasaniak [147/507] has challenged Plasmastar [97/346] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:43:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/30/16 12:48:13] sasaniak [5/507] has challenged brycec [450/974] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:58:28 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/30/16 22:15:20] shymega [1/283] has challenged sasaniak [262/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to shymega's clock.
[10/01/16 00:15:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 26 days, 00:24:42 toward level 81.
[10/01/16 11:24:02] zid, sasaniak, fattrat, and gazarsgo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/16 13:32:05] PinkiePie [301/636] has come upon sasaniak [319/507] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:19 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/02/16 10:48:41] moffz0r [143/233] has challenged sasaniak [304/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to moffz0r's clock.
[10/02/16 20:03:18] yond [377/1158] has challenged sasaniak [398/507] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:02:37 is added to yond's clock.
[10/03/16 01:42:35] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:12 towards level 81.
[10/04/16 07:52:55] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:02:58 towards level 81.
[10/06/16 12:45:22] canton7 [134/625] has challenged sasaniak [220/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to canton7's clock.
[10/07/16 01:38:51] sasaniak [499/507] has challenged Meta [594/725] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:11:06 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/16 09:41:41] sasaniak [39/507] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [438/787] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:11:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/16 13:43:13] Sailor_Venus [99/433] has challenged sasaniak [255/507] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:12:36 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[10/08/16 08:59:54] Relayer [23/386] has challenged sasaniak [401/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to Relayer's clock.
[10/08/16 18:11:31] SirMonkeybox, sasaniak, and Sixbierehomme [1368/2131] have team battled Sailor_Venus, suterismus, and MrGlass [1074/2224] and won! 4 days, 06:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/16 04:36:50] godog [236/649] has come upon sasaniak [371/507] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:02:38 is added to godog's clock.
[10/10/16 07:55:20] freeboson, Xenthys, and Heisenberg [1473/2169] have team battled Eldoreth, sasaniak, and Relayer [571/1498] and won! 5 days, 13:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/16 09:32:39] pants [180/722] has challenged sasaniak [340/507] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:48:34 is added to pants's clock.
[10/11/16 20:02:08] Xenthys, sasaniak, and WallIdl [45/2011] have team battled freeboson, MetaNova, and petrichor [369/1556] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/16 14:02:38] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:41:47 towards level 81.
[10/12/16 20:33:38] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:06 towards level 81.
[10/20/16 18:54:21] darkmage [609/894] has come upon sasaniak [92/507] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:59:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/21/16 03:30:41] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:23 towards level 81.
[10/22/16 01:22:03] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:27 towards level 81.
[10/23/16 17:58:34] Agent86, sasaniak, vBm, and borsin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/16 22:46:22] zokko, sasaniak, and gabriel [1854/2337] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, himuraken, and nikoJ [900/1529] and won! 4 days, 13:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/16 08:44:25] sasaniak [419/507] has challenged MrGlass [328/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:11:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/26/16 03:16:44] soltys [600/669] has come upon sasaniak [159/507] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:12:44 is removed from soltys's clock.
[10/30/16 12:02:42] sasaniak [232/507] has challenged dodobrain [370/630] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/30/16 16:04:38] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:00 towards level 81.
[10/31/16 03:20:18] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:27 towards level 81.
[10/31/16 08:53:57] sasaniak, freeboson, and Asara [132/2221] have team battled Tzic, Zoddo, and Ladon [2243/2377] and lost! 2 days, 11:58:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/16 04:48:04] Scarp [58/298] has challenged sasaniak [29/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from Scarp's clock.
[11/01/16 15:59:21] TauPan [70/301] has come upon sasaniak [50/507] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 10:15:03 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[11/01/16 15:59:21] TauPan has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:10:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/02/16 17:30:13] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:54:26 towards level 81.
[11/02/16 17:31:20] sasaniak [426/507] has challenged astropoint [489/604] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:42:50 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/02/16 19:02:41] Hydrogenum, Zoddo, and IdleMaster [472/1505] have team battled IndigoTiger, sasaniak, and Pici [1063/2353] and lost! 1 day, 23:59:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/16 05:37:20] tmberg [251/801] has come upon sasaniak [389/507] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:34:31 is added to tmberg's clock.
[11/06/16 10:49:14] zankore, pixelate, and sasaniak [369/1762] have team battled Heisenberg, strugart, and LordH [1152/2956] and lost! 3 days, 17:16:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 15:24:37] basepi [720/838] has challenged sasaniak [80/507] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:49:10 is removed from basepi's clock.
[11/08/16 17:25:15] mordac [515/671] has come upon sasaniak [205/507] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:17:12 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/09/16 20:05:38] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:44:43 from level 81.
[11/10/16 18:35:41] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:39:05 from level 81.
[11/11/16 19:00:24] sasaniak, jstg, and DrOfBaconNomics [1881/2114] have team battled Iceman, droogie, and a1291762 [1685/2349] and won! 2 days, 17:32:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 21:22:58] FakeWizard [368/629] has come upon sasaniak [251/516] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:22:35 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[11/12/16 01:57:14] Babar [63/946] has challenged sasaniak [70/516] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:30:35 is added to Babar's clock.
[11/12/16 06:40:22] sasaniak [171/516] has come upon AngryParsley [585/710] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:24:49 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/12/16 23:05:09] sasaniak [469/516] has challenged Oooooog [467/523] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:29:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/13/16 09:09:04] sasaniak [37/516] has challenged stonehammer [132/809] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:07 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/13/16 15:33:48] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:20:27 towards level 81.
[11/16/16 13:10:28] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:43:14 towards level 81.
[11/18/16 09:29:31] dtype, Setsu, and sasaniak [613/1402] have team battled robox, Budzogan, and Adar [878/1755] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/16 11:52:27] freeboson [418/584] has challenged sasaniak [219/516] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:14 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/18/16 12:02:52] sasaniak, Majak, and canton7 [1065/1712] have team battled Jareeta, PocketKiller, and double [351/2206] and won! 0 days, 23:26:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/16 16:23:08] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:56:37 from level 81.
[11/18/16 18:35:58] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:35:54 from level 81.
[11/18/16 20:58:48] sasaniak [302/516] has come upon strugart [894/1143] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:24:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/19/16 18:47:46] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:23:57 towards level 81.
[11/20/16 04:08:27] tspange [644/951] has challenged sasaniak [231/516] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:24:31 is removed from tspange's clock.
[11/20/16 04:08:27] In the fierce battle, sasaniak dropped his level 44 pair of gloves! tspange picks it up, tossing his old level 39 pair of gloves to sasaniak.
[11/20/16 05:37:50] Killerkid, sasaniak, and Meta [246/2116] have team battled dzen, suterismus, and Tzic [1505/2424] and lost! 2 days, 06:19:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 05:18:25] Anaxyn [723/753] has challenged sasaniak [441/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:09:47 is removed from Anaxyn's clock.
[11/21/16 06:01:29] Relayer [51/531] has come upon sasaniak [139/511] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:07:11 is added to Relayer's clock.
[11/23/16 12:53:41] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:59:19 towards level 81.
[11/23/16 14:29:14] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:56:42 towards level 81.
[11/24/16 11:11:23] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:25:14 towards level 81.
[11/24/16 21:11:45] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:18:55 from level 81.
[11/25/16 00:08:43] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:37:52 from level 81.
[11/27/16 04:14:15] ville [151/795] has challenged sasaniak [461/511] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:03:20 is added to ville's clock.
[11/27/16 15:54:42] IndigoTiger [663/1025] has come upon sasaniak [129/511] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:24:56 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/27/16 22:21:36] sasaniak [183/511] has challenged elbie [111/269] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:00:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/28/16 18:20:15] sasaniak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:58:33 from level 81.
[11/28/16 20:40:53] sasaniak set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:39:22 from level 81.
[11/29/16 15:12:47] Anaxyn, Pithlit, and sasaniak [1608/1773] have team battled Sir_Lemming, Plasmastar, and pfoley [1310/1530] and won! 1 day, 00:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 08:55:16] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:17:37 from level 81.
[11/30/16 10:45:35] Asara [470/1117] has challenged sasaniak [32/511] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:10:44 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/01/16 08:46:04] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:02:26 from level 81.
[12/01/16 23:50:20] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:43:06 from level 81.
[12/03/16 12:14:30] sasaniak [238/511] has challenged Virtual [607/631] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:31:46 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/16 12:07:58] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:02:47 from level 81.
[12/04/16 20:25:26] sasaniak [98/511] has come upon dzen [310/430] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:14:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/16 22:07:57] elf, kork, and petrichor [894/1796] have team battled Globalirc, Zoddo, and sasaniak [574/1736] and won! 1 day, 20:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 21:42:15] rxcomm, sasaniak, and Sundance [1713/1759] have team battled Boohbah, Doctor, and idisjunction [2444/2769] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/16 14:12:20] bl4ckscor3 [366/497] has come upon sasaniak [175/511] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:35:51 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/08/16 22:44:08] brycec [623/726] has come upon sasaniak [382/511] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:02:05 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/10/16 13:32:19] sjums_the_great, Zye, and sasaniak [174/1676] have team battled MJ94, benoliver999, and Woona [1271/2065] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 15:54:12] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 18:18:22 towards level 81.
[12/10/16 17:17:15] vox, sasaniak, and borsin [41/2039] have team battled darkmage, IndigoTiger, and elbie [995/2383] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 01:27:01] sasaniak [492/513] has challenged double [182/680] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:25:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/11/16 04:26:22] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:38:43 towards level 81.
[12/11/16 07:54:17] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:08:50 from level 81.
[12/11/16 18:31:18] Gatewayy [155/863] has come upon sasaniak [184/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:44 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[12/13/16 02:08:39] jenksy, sasaniak, and FakeWizard [653/2083] have team battled CornFly, Sundance, and eva42 [1552/2644] and lost! 0 days, 21:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 07:38:10] sasaniak EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:12:12 from level 81.
[12/13/16 16:27:17] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 18:13:12 towards level 81.
[12/13/16 19:37:11] mordac [584/675] has come upon sasaniak [303/513] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:05:37 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/14/16 06:06:19] sasaniak [64/513] has come upon Zaratustra [514/939] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:33:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/14/16 07:58:06] sasaniak [7/513] has challenged Taffer [198/543] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:41:22 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/16/16 16:44:59] Corsana [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [269/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Corsana's clock.
[12/16/16 20:10:22] Darky [726/842] has come upon sasaniak [477/513] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 09:18:47 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/17/16 11:02:41] ville [474/795] has come upon sasaniak [404/513] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:32:18 is removed from ville's clock.
[12/19/16 11:30:04] xxyoloswaggerxx [55/183] has challenged sasaniak [43/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:10:28 is removed from xxyoloswaggerxx's clock.
[12/19/16 12:14:10] zankore [455/774] has come upon sasaniak [432/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:35:30 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/20/16 14:58:02] sasaniak [434/513] has challenged kensington [303/610] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:42:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/20/16 21:35:16] idisjunction [631/1064] has come upon sasaniak [38/513] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:57:59 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[12/22/16 06:27:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 23 days, 10:31:08 toward level 81.
[12/23/16 08:35:33] Mithkabob [42/477] has challenged sasaniak [177/513] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[12/24/16 17:34:38] sasaniak [306/513] has challenged Babar [378/971] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:47:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/24/16 23:08:31] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:12 towards level 81.
[12/24/16 23:12:38] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:23:23 from level 81.
[12/25/16 20:44:22] Darky [737/845] has challenged sasaniak [188/513] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:11:50 is removed from Darky's clock.
[12/25/16 21:00:40] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:03:01 towards level 81.
[12/26/16 19:12:22] eva42 [433/1264] has come upon sasaniak [375/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:34 is removed from eva42's clock.
[12/26/16 23:54:19] sasaniak [383/513] has challenged Globalirc [157/639] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:07:55 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/27/16 03:58:48] sasaniak, Ironhoof, Silvanus_Betrium, and V`ger have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/16 04:30:14] yasdorian [259/567] has come upon sasaniak [130/513] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:14 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[12/27/16 04:30:14] yasdorian has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:35:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/28/16 22:03:27] abra0, kenyon, and sasaniak [2113/2455] have team battled Crazycatlady, GilbertErik, and Xethron [307/1559] and won! 1 day, 00:40:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/16 00:31:42] sasaniak EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:33:57 from level 81.
[12/29/16 16:00:10] Beavis, sasaniak, and WallIdl [1965/2357] have team battled damyan, Cypher, and woonack [2212/2479] and lost! 2 days, 18:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/16 16:17:55] bete_noire [397/554] has challenged sasaniak [62/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:59:33 is removed from bete_noire's clock.
[12/29/16 16:17:55] bete_noire has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:47:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/30/16 03:36:35] abra0, elbie, and zid [473/2154] have team battled Ironhoof, sasaniak, and shandor [1206/2127] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/16 05:18:53] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:57 towards level 81.
[12/30/16 13:14:47] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:38:23 towards level 81.
[12/31/16 07:09:49] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:19:56 towards level 81.
[12/31/16 21:36:57] AbacusAvenger [515/521] has challenged sasaniak [199/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:13:40 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[01/01/17 01:38:27] sasaniak [384/513] has challenged yano [165/424] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:33:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/02/17 13:01:00] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:16:02 from level 81.
[01/02/17 14:29:37] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:40:10 from level 81.
[01/02/17 15:12:18] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:46 towards level 81.
[01/02/17 15:52:14] Fluttershy [379/869] has challenged sasaniak [220/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:48 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/03/17 00:31:37] sasaniak reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/17 06:07:52] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:42:44 towards level 81.
[01/03/17 07:50:48] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:17:52 from level 81.
[01/03/17 15:32:22] sasaniak [229/516] has come upon pixelate [433/503] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:02:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/17/17 10:38:41] sasaniak [171/516] has come upon zid [148/841] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:59:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/17/17 10:38:41] sasaniak has dealt zid a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:14:25 is added to zid's clock.
[01/20/17 07:51:53] PocketKiller [228/583] has come upon sasaniak [334/516] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:21:54 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[01/22/17 00:25:57] Cenhinen [300/629] has come upon sasaniak [176/516] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:25:43 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[01/22/17 14:02:58] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:11:54 towards level 81.
[01/23/17 01:54:41] sasaniak [156/516] has challenged irix [657/1039] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:03:13 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/26/17 00:32:21] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:00:02 towards level 81.
[01/26/17 18:26:42] sasaniak [222/516] has challenged Babar [564/967] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:40:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/26/17 21:40:03] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:12:13 towards level 81.
[01/28/17 07:40:11] sasaniak [439/516] has challenged blizgerg [207/845] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:40:05 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/28/17 20:52:09] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:43:19 towards level 81.
[01/29/17 09:47:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 11 days, 21:43:00 toward level 81.
[01/29/17 14:48:26] sasaniak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:01:50 from level 81.
[01/29/17 23:32:08] ToHellWithGA [28/251] has challenged sasaniak [230/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/30/17 13:08:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 7 days, 12:23:19 toward level 81.
[01/31/17 05:25:38] Mithkabob [491/504] has come upon sasaniak [277/519] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:31:01 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[02/02/17 07:04:43] yasdorian [10/567] has come upon sasaniak [69/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:46:11 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[02/02/17 21:41:23] sasaniak, max, robox, and Hydrogenum have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/17 13:34:02] glook, Zoddo, and Brainiac [551/1960] have team battled sasaniak, kline, and IdleMaster [108/1408] and won! 1 day, 03:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 12:09:33] nfsnobody, Cameron_D, and AngryParsley [2601/3031] have team battled brendan, vox, and sasaniak [1642/2672] and won! 1 day, 21:29:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/17 13:46:17] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:56 towards level 81.
[02/07/17 01:39:57] sasaniak walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:12 from level 81.
[02/07/17 11:29:51] sasaniak [322/505] has challenged archlich [162/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:26 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/07/17 23:54:20] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:12 from level 81.
[02/09/17 04:50:35] rxcomm [1/804] has come upon sasaniak [255/505] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:20:36 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[02/09/17 05:44:47] grooverider [845/1100] has challenged sasaniak [185/505] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:53:21 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[02/09/17 05:44:47] grooverider has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:44:38 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/09/17 08:32:47] sasaniak [30/505] has come upon dindinx [276/431] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:54:28 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/09/17 21:01:32] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:16 towards level 81.
[02/10/17 23:19:03] fattrat, Hydrogenum, and sasaniak [137/1802] have team battled Iri, NoodleCake, and Bradicus [919/1842] and lost! 1 day, 22:38:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/17 09:46:55] NoodleCake [229/789] has come upon sasaniak [435/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:02:06 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[02/12/17 03:10:13] ohnx, Bokkie, and Firien [183/1734] have team battled Realmy, Gatewayy, and sasaniak [1994/2414] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/17 17:13:57] Schmid [375/421] has challenged sasaniak [229/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:15:26 is removed from Schmid's clock.
[02/12/17 22:25:25] kline [256/388] has come upon sasaniak [146/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:56:37 is removed from kline's clock.
[02/13/17 00:41:19] abra0, shandor, and mwhahaha [1352/2057] have team battled rxcomm, Heisenberg, and sasaniak [1199/2157] and won! 1 day, 17:14:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/17 02:17:02] LordH [740/960] has challenged sasaniak [398/505] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:17 is removed from LordH's clock.
[02/13/17 02:17:02] LordH has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:06:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/13/17 05:10:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 11 days, 15:12:11 toward level 81.
[02/13/17 20:43:14] sasaniak [376/505] has come upon ToHellWithGA [383/405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/14/17 11:56:01] sasaniak burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sasaniak's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/17 05:36:40] Mrs.BigHead [61/198] has challenged sasaniak [372/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[02/16/17 06:43:21] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:22 towards level 81.
[02/16/17 10:36:17] IdleMaster, Sundance, and SlowRiot [1879/2174] have team battled sphere_au, sasaniak, and Fattyeater [3/1343] and won! 0 days, 21:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 21:42:49] Jareeta [610/1101] has challenged sasaniak [246/500] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:47:11 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[02/16/17 22:20:24] sasaniak [181/500] has come upon mwhahaha [472/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:00:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/17/17 13:45:37] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:29 towards level 81.
[02/18/17 05:43:42] ohnx [295/388] has challenged sasaniak [147/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:17 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[02/18/17 10:59:18] sasaniak was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:43 towards level 81.
[02/18/17 20:12:40] sasaniak, Zye, and RedW [2053/2113] have team battled Killerkid, RBecker, and simple [1735/2616] and won! 0 days, 04:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/17 07:01:30] sasaniak [144/500] has challenged AngryParsley [661/953] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:20:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/19/17 18:33:48] dindinx [355/431] has come upon sasaniak [69/500] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:29:20 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[02/20/17 02:14:11] Furry [265/662] has come upon sasaniak [63/500] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:45:40 is removed from Furry's clock.
[02/20/17 12:29:53] JuanMaestro, IndigoTiger, and RBecker [1987/2418] have team battled sasaniak, rharwood, and bl4ckscor3 [871/1588] and won! 1 day, 09:44:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 03:07:48] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:47 towards level 81.
[02/21/17 18:07:06] Pici, dclaw123, and XJR-9 [866/2469] have team battled Nofew, rxcomm, and sasaniak [698/2432] and won! 2 days, 12:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/17 23:30:54] sasaniak [199/500] has challenged petrichor [483/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:39:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/23/17 06:43:20] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:49 towards level 81.
[02/24/17 18:00:56] dwfreed, Xenthys, and SchrodingersScat [300/1996] have team battled rxcomm, MrGlass, and sasaniak [177/2170] and won! 0 days, 06:29:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 00:06:38] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:18:33 from level 81.
[02/26/17 00:44:26] sasaniak [464/500] has come upon Str1ngS [391/570] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:48:02 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/26/17 03:01:22] Jareeta [271/1101] has challenged sasaniak [217/500] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:59:42 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[02/26/17 08:08:03] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:52 towards level 81.
[02/27/17 03:45:46] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:24:27 from level 81.
[02/27/17 14:34:52] soltys [155/686] has come upon sasaniak [99/500] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:20:03 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/28/17 09:15:28] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:52:37 from level 81.
[02/28/17 14:05:12] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:16:08 towards level 81.
[03/01/17 13:06:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 14 days, 23:27:02 toward level 81.
[03/01/17 15:21:47] theZoMBiE [174/945] has challenged sasaniak [72/500] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:31:14 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/01/17 21:21:11] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:45 from level 81.
[03/02/17 00:10:31] robox, Woona, and sasaniak [1284/2068] have team battled pfoley, Euronur, and Crazycatlady [583/1817] and won! 1 day, 02:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/17 03:25:25] IndigoTiger [780/1000] has challenged sasaniak [278/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:53:20 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/02/17 12:41:42] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:38 towards level 81.
[03/02/17 19:19:36] FakeWizard [117/716] has come upon sasaniak [0/500] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:23:09 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[03/03/17 00:31:54] pfoley [12/641] has challenged sasaniak [84/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:40 is added to pfoley's clock.
[03/03/17 14:40:25] Firien [683/785] has come upon sasaniak [81/500] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:04:35 is removed from Firien's clock.
[03/04/17 06:41:05] mwhahaha [128/595] has challenged sasaniak [476/500] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:54:59 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[03/04/17 20:19:58] sasaniak [55/500] has come upon Eiam [290/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/05/17 15:34:41] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:57 towards level 81.
[03/06/17 01:24:56] sasaniak [336/500] has challenged qbit [221/406] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:33:37 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/07/17 09:36:28] Eldoreth, Everyman, and godog [1026/2060] have team battled sasaniak, Birdbones, and pants [1856/2176] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/17 16:16:44] SudoKing [558/706] has challenged sasaniak [63/500] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:16:24 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[03/10/17 15:16:20] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:05:17 from level 82.
[03/10/17 17:34:12] Taffer [88/702] has challenged sasaniak [95/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:39 is added to Taffer's clock.
[03/13/17 19:36:18] abra0 [552/825] has come upon sasaniak [3/500] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 20:53:44 is removed from abra0's clock.
[03/13/17 21:00:03] max [486/727] has come upon sasaniak [104/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:45:51 is removed from max's clock.
[03/14/17 18:33:13] Chuck, Virtual, and tmberg [111/2364] have team battled theemstra, darkmage, and sasaniak [1743/2472] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 02:14:24] sasaniak [467/500] has come upon SlowRiot [528/919] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 02:05:35 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/15/17 03:58:24] sasaniak [469/500] has come upon Reilly [331/428] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:38:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[03/15/17 20:25:31] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:13:38 towards level 82.
[03/21/17 20:42:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 17 days, 18:42:44 toward level 82.
[03/22/17 07:35:42] liara [269/337] has challenged sasaniak [83/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from liara's clock.
[03/22/17 16:40:06] Syloq [168/287] has challenged sasaniak [82/500] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:49:46 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[03/22/17 19:46:08] Fattyeater [250/457] has come upon sasaniak [278/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:22:56 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[03/24/17 01:34:42] El_Sobaka [149/405] has challenged sasaniak [471/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/25/17 09:18:44] sasaniak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:24:29 from level 82.
[03/25/17 14:17:13] woonack, Bradicus, and idlerpgww [699/1561] have team battled sasaniak, IndigoTiger, and Lios [1562/2311] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/17 19:55:33] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:43:34 towards level 82.
[03/27/17 10:22:45] qbit [98/406] has challenged sasaniak [207/500] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to qbit's clock.
[03/28/17 00:11:47] kenyon [479/904] has come upon sasaniak [199/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:41:27 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/28/17 03:36:45] sasaniak [209/500] has challenged vox [976/1058] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:21:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/28/17 03:36:57] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:26:33 from level 82.
[03/29/17 13:02:19] Mirc0p, Virtual, and freeboson [1312/1990] have team battled Bl4ckC0r3, sasaniak, and Gizmokid2005 [298/1642] and won! 0 days, 06:54:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 17:58:28] sjefen6 [71/407] has challenged sasaniak [68/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:35 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[03/31/17 23:58:26] jstg, Cypher, and Evrial [17/2393] have team battled sasaniak, neurospex, and darkmage [1949/2708] and lost! 2 days, 18:01:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 05:10:20] sasaniak [239/500] has challenged Sailor_Venus [307/678] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:44:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/01/17 05:27:32] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:30:13 from level 82.
[04/02/17 03:24:40] rharwood [88/565] has come upon sasaniak [336/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:24 is added to rharwood's clock.
[04/02/17 18:21:35] Lemelisk [181/953] has challenged sasaniak [158/500] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:46:28 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[04/02/17 23:34:46] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 15:48:03 from level 82.
[04/03/17 00:10:11] osannatas [555/618] has challenged sasaniak [127/500] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:56:11 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[04/03/17 01:24:21] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:30:48 towards level 82.
[04/03/17 11:26:54] sasaniak, jstg, and robox [183/2053] have team battled MetaNova, borsin, and XJR-9 [551/1507] and lost! 2 days, 11:22:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/17 11:31:47] shymega [326/512] has come upon sasaniak [327/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:53:32 is added to shymega's clock.
[04/05/17 21:57:52] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 18:17:00 from level 82.
[04/07/17 16:30:34] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 16:48:48 towards level 82.
[04/07/17 21:35:53] awgh [362/446] has come upon sasaniak [189/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:43:54 is removed from awgh's clock.
[04/07/17 22:14:52] gabriel [494/790] has come upon sasaniak [283/500] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:08:04 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[04/09/17 14:29:07] mordac, LordH, and sasaniak [577/2349] have team battled PiotrekD, Crazycatlady, and Bvarne [1255/1890] and lost! 4 days, 21:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/17 23:13:14] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 00:46:25 towards level 82.
[04/09/17 23:15:42] rxcomm [228/804] has come upon sasaniak [397/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:10 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[04/10/17 02:19:03] sasaniak [478/500] has challenged MrGlass [284/784] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:19:04 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/10/17 05:20:10] Lios [120/815] has challenged sasaniak [297/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:52 is added to Lios's clock.
[04/10/17 08:04:15] Hydrogenum, Misza, and sasaniak [1483/1871] have team battled MJ94, blizgerg, and Herb_Tarlek [389/2439] and won! 1 day, 14:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 14:03:05] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:44:32 towards level 82.
[04/11/17 22:08:37] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:23:00 towards level 82.
[04/12/17 00:49:24] Sixbierehomme, kensington, and MrGlass [452/2108] have team battled dxrt, brycec, and sasaniak [284/2198] and won! 0 days, 10:38:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/17 03:17:21] sasaniak [217/500] has come upon LordH [50/1023] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 18:24:06 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/19/17 16:31:58] freeboson [148/798] has challenged sasaniak [115/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:14:05 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/20/17 01:34:40] sasaniak has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:31:14 from level 82.
[06/20/17 11:38:47] sasaniak [116/500] has come upon Psilocybe [582/707] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:07:55 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/21/17 12:35:15] Firien [616/826] has come upon sasaniak [190/500] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:25:04 is removed from Firien's clock.
[06/21/17 21:28:56] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:04:32 from level 82.
[06/22/17 14:52:38] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:30:37 towards level 82.
[06/23/17 00:22:22] lipek, sasaniak, and Iri [1370/2230] have team battled sbp, Tenorman, and Bradicus [657/2314] and won! 3 days, 06:38:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 02:57:05] allo [476/482] has challenged sasaniak [53/483] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:43:51 is removed from allo's clock.
[06/23/17 04:59:30] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:42:51 from level 82.
[06/23/17 07:24:57] sasaniak, SlowRiot, and Andries [40/2230] have team battled WallIdl, yasdorian, and elbie [1814/2168] and lost! 4 days, 12:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/17 05:05:17] jstg [387/696] has come upon sasaniak [300/483] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:22:07 is removed from jstg's clock.
[07/06/17 04:39:18] dodobrain [662/851] has come upon sasaniak [108/483] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:18:15 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[07/06/17 04:39:18] dodobrain has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 10 days, 22:55:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/06/17 08:55:36] sasaniak [120/483] has come upon dindinx [498/513] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 10:55:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/07/17 18:45:41] grooverider, ohnx, and Milquetoast [1462/2867] have team battled woonack, sasaniak, and Reilly [12/1380] and won! 1 day, 05:19:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 06:13:29] sasaniak [358/483] has come upon tmberg [560/880] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 04:11:03 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/08/17 07:04:55] sasaniak [260/483] has challenged lipek [855/1188] in combat and lost! 13 days, 12:13:49 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/08/17 08:36:14] m0shbear, Gatewayy, and Lios [1253/2321] have team battled Woona, sasaniak, and bl4ckscor3 [917/1957] and won! 3 days, 07:54:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 01:36:39] sasaniak, yano, rxcomm, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/17 21:10:56] sasaniak [469/483] has challenged qbit [568/720] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:25:32 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/10/17 01:42:59] Eldoreth, holloway, and BronyDee [1367/2190] have team battled sasaniak, Skyie, and manish17xxx [891/1750] and won! 1 day, 04:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/17 11:20:38] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:46:53 towards level 82.
[07/12/17 09:41:26] RBecker [117/793] has come upon sasaniak [95/483] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:08:50 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/13/17 18:26:04] dindinx [162/523] has challenged sasaniak [160/483] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:15:11 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[07/14/17 16:42:59] sasaniak, himuraken, and IdleMaster [1558/1941] have team battled kork, uhmmm, and Andries [618/1652] and won! 2 days, 01:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 00:39:42] sasaniak [471/483] has come upon hannesenator [908/1168] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 06:02:08 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/15/17 01:39:28] sasaniak [76/483] has challenged Skyie [448/532] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:22:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/15/17 23:29:32] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 08:45:09 from level 82.
[07/17/17 05:48:04] shandor [360/603] has challenged sasaniak [197/483] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:29:07 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/17/17 19:50:30] Heisenberg [773/965] has challenged sasaniak [375/483] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:09:09 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/19/17 10:18:59] sasaniak had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 08:50:07 towards level 82.
[07/19/17 11:04:26] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 18:49:12 towards level 82.
[07/19/17 20:58:43] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:37:39 towards level 82.
[07/20/17 00:41:57] Nistur [123/137] has challenged sasaniak [131/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/21/17 22:07:32] bender [6/244] has challenged sasaniak [478/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to bender's clock.
[07/22/17 16:51:14] sasaniak [15/483] has come upon freeboson [642/811] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:06:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/23/17 00:40:38] Sixbierehomme [362/746] has challenged sasaniak [279/483] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/24/17 11:44:46] godog [55/672] has come upon sasaniak [46/483] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:11:33 is removed from godog's clock.
[07/24/17 16:14:14] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:42:22 from level 82.
[07/24/17 16:17:24] Misza [1115/1120] has challenged sasaniak [161/483] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:54:58 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/25/17 14:55:34] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:20:21 towards level 82.
[07/25/17 22:22:27] sasaniak [334/483] has challenged TauPan [235/353] in combat and won! 21 days, 10:29:59 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/26/17 00:21:25] darkmage [707/972] has come upon sasaniak [144/483] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:24:52 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/26/17 19:57:02] sasaniak [141/483] has come upon theZoMBiE [688/989] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:15:10 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/28/17 14:55:17] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 05:11:04 towards level 82.
[07/31/17 19:18:08] sasaniak [58/483] has come upon ehjax [116/290] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:30:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/03/17 00:10:14] Lemelisk [805/1065] has come upon sasaniak [25/483] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:29:46 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[08/03/17 14:20:32] dan, Nofew, and Avocet [1867/2188] have team battled Globalirc, JensRex, and sasaniak [331/2060] and won! 0 days, 11:53:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/17 20:15:54] tmberg, sasaniak, Lemelisk, and alexj have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/17 01:12:06] LegendaryQ [349/471] has challenged sasaniak [391/483] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:26:22 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[08/07/17 16:14:39] Lemelisk [52/1065] has challenged sasaniak [248/483] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:13:43 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/08/17 01:21:15] dan, sasaniak, and zid [944/1949] have team battled abra0, manish17xxx, and D.Va [1802/2200] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 16:59:00] Ttech, J, and Boohbah [2338/2813] have team battled sasaniak, Brainiac, and kenyon [1526/1901] and won! 1 day, 01:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 07:13:50] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:07:25 from level 82.
[08/10/17 11:53:49] mordac [198/910] has come upon sasaniak [220/483] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:18:15 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/11/17 00:30:47] Crazycatlady [39/671] has come upon sasaniak [95/483] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:29:21 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/11/17 03:47:06] Xenthys, hhes, and ruan [721/1596] have team battled dwfreed, sasaniak, and xa [444/1465] and won! 0 days, 06:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 11:43:31] daemoneye [28/144] has challenged sasaniak [102/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[08/13/17 03:11:37] AncalagonThBlack [610/652] has come upon sasaniak [446/483] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:55:13 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[08/13/17 11:45:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 5 days, 01:34:59 toward level 82.
[08/14/17 12:20:04] mustek [176/751] has challenged sasaniak [142/483] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from mustek's clock.
[08/14/17 18:44:05] sasaniak [29/483] has challenged bigjay [261/1147] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:02:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/15/17 00:45:17] sasaniak [141/483] has challenged wulk [384/450] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:59:21 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/15/17 08:07:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 01:50:29 from level 82.
[08/19/17 12:47:00] abra0, clubbprez, and sasaniak [250/1774] have team battled manish17xxx, vegadark, and SirMonkeybox [1904/2159] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 08:16:36] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:19:57 towards level 82.
[08/20/17 16:52:40] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:52:41 towards level 82.
[08/20/17 19:23:38] sasaniak, idlerpgww, PinkiePie, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/17 04:00:20] sasaniak [78/483] has come upon Realmy [716/1043] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:48:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[08/22/17 19:36:44] IndigoTiger [156/1012] has come upon sasaniak [347/483] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:04:52 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[08/23/17 13:02:56] sasaniak was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:57:38 from level 82.
[08/23/17 19:07:25] fattrat [13/1183] has come upon sasaniak [64/483] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:52 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/25/17 12:22:18] clubbprez [149/327] has challenged sasaniak [26/483] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from clubbprez's clock.
[08/29/17 07:47:51] Andries [645/753] has challenged sasaniak [91/483] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:22:00 is removed from Andries's clock.
[08/29/17 07:47:51] In the fierce battle, sasaniak dropped his level 39 pair of gloves! Andries picks it up, tossing his old level 32 pair of gloves to sasaniak.
[08/30/17 00:33:55] AncalagonThBlack, kensington, and sasaniak [1575/2098] have team battled brendan, IndigoTiger, and James-T-Kirk [1950/2606] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 19:15:52] jamesl [146/341] has come upon sasaniak [318/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:41 is added to jamesl's clock.
[09/02/17 10:24:13] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:29:03 towards level 82.
[09/02/17 12:52:50] unicron, spillere, and Eiam [155/2036] have team battled sasaniak, Sundance, and IdleMaster [503/1689] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/17 03:25:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 33 days, 18:16:15 toward level 82.
[09/03/17 22:56:49] valdur55 [572/692] has come upon sasaniak [224/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:26 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[09/04/17 03:05:02] TauPan, AbacusAvenger, and loomysh [397/1701] have team battled Elgo, Tenorman, and sasaniak [1443/1615] and lost! 0 days, 10:05:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/17 05:18:18] Adar [30/539] has come upon sasaniak [48/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:29:30 is added to Adar's clock.
[09/05/17 00:50:30] sasaniak [128/479] has come upon elbie [403/784] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:34:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/05/17 05:57:10] Vroomfondel [33/368] has challenged sasaniak [252/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/05/17 13:51:24] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:07:59 towards level 82.
[09/05/17 15:28:41] sasaniak [153/479] has challenged Skyie [172/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:43:49 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/07/17 17:58:58] sasaniak [244/479] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [381/917] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:28:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/08/17 02:17:04] vegadark, Realmy, and sasaniak [84/2018] have team battled sigmg, droogie, and Pici [12/2491] and won! 0 days, 11:54:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/17 08:06:46] sasaniak [213/479] has come upon Brainiac [373/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:19:27 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/11/17 05:07:11] kork [59/246] has come upon sasaniak [169/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:00 is added to kork's clock.
[09/11/17 07:46:31] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:09 towards level 82.
[09/11/17 09:51:27] sasaniak [200/479] has challenged shandor [73/550] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:52:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/17 03:50:59] challene [94/306] has come upon sasaniak [56/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:55 is removed from challene's clock.
[09/14/17 03:50:59] challene has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:03:22 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/17 09:03:20] sasaniak [98/479] has challenged SchrodingersScat [70/869] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:19:35 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/14/17 14:26:59] Kylie, sasaniak, and poopypants [561/1078] have team battled Avocet, shandor, and Woona [1664/2301] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/17 19:34:40] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:25 towards level 82.
[09/16/17 15:21:38] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:32 towards level 82.
[09/16/17 19:40:02] sasaniak, Sundance, Asara, and os-5185 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/17 01:20:09] Silvanus_Betrium [218/240] has challenged sasaniak [275/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/17/17 02:14:07] sasaniak [115/479] has challenged darkmage [280/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:26 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/17/17 06:31:38] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:07 towards level 82.
[09/17/17 09:20:02] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:08:10 towards level 82.
[09/17/17 11:15:36] kenyon [21/700] has challenged sasaniak [278/479] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:20:35 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/17/17 11:26:38] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:57 towards level 82.
[09/17/17 15:09:58] sasaniak, Euronur, rxcomm, and Adar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/17 20:57:15] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:31 towards level 82.
[09/18/17 00:55:31] Antium [186/543] has challenged sasaniak [315/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to Antium's clock.
[09/19/17 18:03:42] sasaniak got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:24 from level 82.
[09/20/17 01:20:31] sasaniak [38/479] has come upon droogie [632/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:07 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[09/20/17 06:33:12] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:38 towards level 82.
[09/20/17 06:33:24] Eiam, suterismus, and sasaniak [1751/2465] have team battled MadMan, lipek, and mordac [2115/3348] and lost! 0 days, 17:15:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/17 05:41:33] sasaniak [185/479] has come upon Virtual [19/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:17:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[09/21/17 13:50:08] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:53 towards level 82.
[09/21/17 14:40:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 03:12:55 toward level 82.
[09/21/17 14:47:24] holloway [697/786] has challenged sasaniak [118/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:05:30 is removed from holloway's clock.
[09/24/17 15:05:15] david [113/398] has challenged sasaniak [161/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to david's clock.
[10/01/17 08:34:37] sasaniak [374/479] has challenged hannesenator [1151/1210] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/01/17 15:51:28] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:44 towards level 82.
[10/02/17 02:58:44] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:08 from level 82.
[10/03/17 20:48:28] sasaniak [52/479] has challenged pixelate [170/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:03 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/04/17 19:56:03] sasaniak [62/479] has come upon nfsnobody [386/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:14:48 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/04/17 21:49:24] sasaniak [314/479] has come upon crysys [137/284] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:58:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/05/17 14:58:00] xit [131/526] has come upon sasaniak [412/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:49:09 is added to xit's clock.
[10/05/17 22:47:30] Sixbierehomme, theemstra, and unicron [303/2198] have team battled droogie, ville, and sasaniak [1475/1885] and lost! 4 days, 09:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/17 05:24:19] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:10 towards level 82.
[10/06/17 05:45:55] Ninetales [11/222] has challenged sasaniak [449/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Ninetales's clock.
[10/07/17 08:42:23] sasaniak [211/479] has come upon freeboson [525/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:34:24 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/17 09:17:17] sasaniak died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:41 from level 82.
[10/07/17 15:41:16] brendan [344/1418] has come upon sasaniak [236/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:28:06 is removed from brendan's clock.
[10/07/17 15:41:16] brendan has dealt sasaniak a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:51:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/07/17 16:04:09] CornFly, Boohbah, and sasaniak [281/2291] have team battled AbacusAvenger, droogie, and crysys [196/1972] and won! 2 days, 07:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 05:20:53] codedeeply, Zaratustra, and SchrodingersScat [80/2741] have team battled idisjunction, sasaniak, and Gatewayy [202/2190] and lost! 0 days, 10:27:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/17 19:34:32] sasaniak [241/479] has challenged loomysh [17/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:24:36 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/10/17 04:02:16] m0shbear, theZoMBiE, and suterismus [145/2953] have team battled XJR-9, sasaniak, and Atan [949/1977] and lost! 3 days, 12:20:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 11:08:44] sasaniak [209/479] has come upon CornFly [183/1053] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[10/14/17 11:53:24] mustek, D.Va, and Misza [889/2598] have team battled Crazycatlady, kenyon, and sasaniak [665/1858] and won! 1 day, 07:29:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 02:25:29] dax [22/50] has challenged sasaniak [103/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to dax's clock.
[10/15/17 18:07:55] sasaniak was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:06:22 from level 82.
[10/16/17 10:27:52] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:07 towards level 82.
[10/17/17 14:04:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 12 days, 07:53:41 toward level 82.
[10/17/17 20:25:55] Crazycatlady [519/643] has come upon sasaniak [300/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:29:58 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/18/17 02:34:53] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:59 towards level 82.
[10/18/17 06:48:26] basicMiracle [83/461] has challenged sasaniak [296/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[10/19/17 04:57:02] Meta, Boohbah, and sasaniak [882/2155] have team battled holloway, ruan, and CoolChris [999/1817] and lost! 0 days, 19:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/17 17:02:33] sasaniak got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:11 from level 82.
[10/20/17 21:18:58] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:01 towards level 82.
[10/20/17 22:42:47] Darky [256/945] has come upon sasaniak [216/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:25:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/21/17 01:02:33] MJ94, sasaniak, Heisenberg, and Cameron_D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/17 04:50:05] MrGlass [596/801] has come upon sasaniak [47/457] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:49:11 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/21/17 20:56:04] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:40 towards level 82.
[10/22/17 02:17:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 0 days, 07:04:30 toward level 82.
[10/22/17 09:33:57] sasaniak was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:54 from level 82.
[10/22/17 22:22:11] sasaniak [106/668] has challenged Chuck [663/870] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[10/24/17 06:08:44] Asara [617/1214] has challenged sasaniak [190/668] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:33:37 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/24/17 07:49:15] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:51:19 towards level 83.
[10/24/17 18:37:00] dodobrain [508/842] has come upon sasaniak [402/668] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:10:10 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[10/26/17 18:12:06] pixelate, max, and glorgamitch [1123/1901] have team battled grooverider, elf, and sasaniak [1755/2754] and lost! 2 days, 23:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/17 09:59:18] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:31:05 from level 83.
[10/29/17 18:33:00] AbrahamLinksys, Realmy, and sigmg [1724/2273] have team battled Cameron_D, sasaniak, and Dalai [2230/2622] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 18:07:53] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:28:35 towards level 83.
[11/01/17 19:22:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 37 days, 08:14:12 toward level 83.
[11/03/17 06:17:25] Doctor, sasaniak, and Azerothian [267/2157] have team battled MadMan, dwfreed, and Euronur [1497/2253] and lost! 0 days, 18:36:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 10:26:29] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:25:31 from level 83.
[11/04/17 14:38:29] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:05:33 towards level 83.
[11/04/17 18:37:44] Mars [338/621] has come upon sasaniak [31/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:12:55 is removed from Mars's clock.
[11/04/17 20:41:39] sasaniak left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sasaniak's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/17 06:22:40] sasaniak was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:21:10 from level 83.
[11/06/17 00:39:23] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:52 towards level 83.
[11/06/17 22:19:49] Taffer [548/759] has challenged sasaniak [499/664] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:42:26 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[11/06/17 22:25:06] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:44 towards level 83.
[11/06/17 23:25:36] sasaniak was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:33:40 from level 83.
[11/07/17 13:17:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 14:02:43 from level 83.
[11/08/17 01:47:57] pixelate [198/498] has come upon sasaniak [323/664] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:20:54 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/08/17 06:59:54] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:27:37 towards level 83.
[11/09/17 13:43:01] soltys [379/556] has challenged sasaniak [199/664] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:44:31 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/11/17 01:14:03] borsin [15/729] has come upon sasaniak [287/664] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:19:13 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/11/17 04:56:03] sasaniak [538/664] has challenged dodobrain [640/827] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:44:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/11/17 14:11:52] sasaniak, tmberg, and Doctor [1572/2548] have team battled petrichor, kensington, and Zaratustra [67/3072] and won! 1 day, 06:05:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 07:40:28] sasaniak, Mirc0p, vegadark, and SpikeX have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/17 06:48:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 7 days, 18:58:52 toward level 83.
[11/16/17 03:05:44] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:07 towards level 83.
[11/16/17 04:35:55] sasaniak [375/664] has challenged Mirc0p [692/764] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:42:18 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/17/17 03:42:02] Iri [246/545] has come upon sasaniak [304/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:26:35 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/18/17 12:21:53] sasaniak [576/664] has come upon basicMiracle [422/457] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:18:21 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/19/17 04:00:07] Mateusz [613/915] has challenged sasaniak [178/664] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:38:46 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[11/19/17 18:04:43] sasaniak [147/664] has challenged glorgamitch [277/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:00:40 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/20/17 22:08:29] sasaniak [474/664] has come upon ishanyx [53/387] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:51:32 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/21/17 13:19:22] sasaniak [90/664] has challenged Brady [544/614] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:41:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/21/17 21:35:46] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:51 towards level 83.
[11/22/17 01:23:21] sasaniak [597/664] has challenged Mirc0p [311/764] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:17:07 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/23/17 00:09:14] Cameron_D [1252/1491] has come upon sasaniak [588/664] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:00:54 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[11/23/17 06:21:07] Lnk [607/641] has come upon sasaniak [198/664] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:31:36 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/24/17 14:47:03] sasaniak [441/664] has come upon CornFly [381/1049] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:34:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[11/25/17 11:20:09] shandor [261/625] has come upon sasaniak [473/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:47:35 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/25/17 17:16:00] sasaniak [545/664] has come upon Sundance [554/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:48:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[11/26/17 19:36:18] Sixbierehomme, sasaniak, mwhahaha, and dodobrain have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/17 16:16:00] glorgamitch, brendan, and zid [2230/2960] have team battled valdur55, sasaniak, and HeavyPodda [266/2415] and won! 1 day, 09:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 23:56:45] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:36 towards level 83.
[11/28/17 13:04:58] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:47 towards level 83.
[11/29/17 07:03:26] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:48 towards level 83.
[11/29/17 14:19:04] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:45 towards level 83.
[11/29/17 14:41:20] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:01 towards level 83.
[11/30/17 04:02:53] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:23 towards level 83.
[11/30/17 06:34:15] ohnx, sasaniak, Gatewayy, and exa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/17 13:33:46] sasaniak [416/664] has challenged Vroomfondel [577/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/02/17 11:04:58] i8Rzoc [117/292] has come upon sasaniak [241/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:04 is added to i8Rzoc's clock.
[12/03/17 12:58:44] sasaniak [60/664] has challenged m [184/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:52 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/04/17 11:57:37] sasaniak [86/664] has come upon meffe [228/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:25:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/05/17 16:51:32] basepi [464/936] has come upon sasaniak [573/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:05:08 is added to basepi's clock.
[12/05/17 20:38:19] sasaniak [524/664] has come upon Sir_Lemming [9/842] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:34:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/17 08:32:41] sasaniak [41/664] has challenged meffe [294/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:21:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/17 19:55:52] Lenny, el, and PinkiePie [73/1594] have team battled kork, Chuck, and sasaniak [720/1833] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/17 01:47:31] sasaniak [120/664] has challenged IdleMaster [368/604] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:00:28 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/09/17 21:54:49] m0shbear [293/774] has challenged sasaniak [368/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:07:32 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[12/10/17 09:54:23] Iri, Tenorman, and Milquetoast [1203/2559] have team battled Virtual, Boohbah, and sasaniak [1221/2097] and lost! 0 days, 06:07:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/17 02:51:42] Gatewayy, elbie, and pfoley [491/2170] have team battled brendan, sasaniak, and sjefen6 [1535/2495] and lost! 0 days, 23:06:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 03:34:08] Yuhno [180/278] has challenged sasaniak [514/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[12/12/17 16:36:45] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:24 towards level 83.
[12/13/17 08:08:41] sjefen6 [364/415] has come upon sasaniak [539/664] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:25:54 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/15/17 13:43:15] sasaniak broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:31 from level 83.
[12/15/17 23:46:12] elbie [137/640] has challenged sasaniak [110/664] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:08:14 is removed from elbie's clock.
[12/16/17 10:53:48] Mrs.BigHead, Sundance, and sasaniak [907/1955] have team battled mwhahaha, Frogging101, and crysys [954/1973] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 00:53:06] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:30:26 towards level 83.
[12/18/17 15:50:36] sasaniak lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:15 from level 83.
[12/19/17 01:13:31] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:36 towards level 83.
[12/19/17 02:12:32] Geela [158/369] has challenged sasaniak [339/664] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:25:46 is added to Geela's clock.
[12/22/17 23:09:39] Euronur [355/734] has come upon sasaniak [166/664] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:05:58 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[12/23/17 02:55:14] Neo, uhmmm, and sasaniak [1112/1855] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Lnk, and damyan [1440/2229] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/17 14:31:38] sasaniak [395/664] has come upon abra0 [68/983] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:59:41 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/25/17 13:29:19] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:44 towards level 83.
[12/25/17 16:03:17] Avrux [102/229] has come upon sasaniak [195/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Avrux's clock.
[12/26/17 05:18:02] sasaniak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:03 towards level 83.
[12/26/17 06:05:11] MrGlass, Fluttershy, and sasaniak [1844/2477] have team battled Xenthys, Cypher, and Globalirc [2409/2595] and lost! 1 day, 07:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 18:38:24] uhmmm, sasaniak, and freeboson [651/2380] have team battled MrGlass, elbie, and Dork_Knight [2052/2054] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/17 06:56:00] xayto [385/570] has come upon sasaniak [104/664] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:13 is removed from xayto's clock.
[12/29/17 12:14:09] Bradicus [519/667] has challenged sasaniak [45/664] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:52:57 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[12/31/17 18:36:44] sasaniak, Darky, and Pogor [767/2100] have team battled pants, freeboson, and manish17xxx [631/2452] and won! 0 days, 06:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/18 16:04:14] RistoUuranmaki, ToHellWithGA, and dwfreed [426/2131] have team battled elbie, sigmg, and sasaniak [1518/2009] and lost! 4 days, 23:57:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/18 03:47:42] sasaniak [630/664] has come upon petrichor [534/1140] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:54:10 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/06/18 18:24:35] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:23 towards level 83.
[01/06/18 21:14:43] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:30 from level 83.
[01/06/18 22:43:25] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:24 towards level 83.
[01/07/18 04:45:30] ilbelkyr [542/720] has challenged sasaniak [585/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:21 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[01/09/18 08:04:58] el [138/455] has challenged sasaniak [254/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:41 is added to el's clock.
[01/10/18 03:21:43] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:44 towards level 83.
[01/11/18 00:13:14] sasaniak [375/664] has come upon WallIdl [920/922] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:11:56 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/11/18 01:21:53] sasaniak [383/664] has come upon cirdan [415/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:34:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/11/18 07:26:10] osannatas [501/795] has come upon sasaniak [330/664] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:54:02 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[01/11/18 08:33:15] sasaniak reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sasaniak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/18 09:18:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:00:07 from level 83.
[01/12/18 13:34:59] sasaniak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:06 towards level 83.
[01/13/18 08:00:40] sasaniak [62/668] has challenged kenyon [845/993] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:17:57 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[01/13/18 10:45:00] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:09 towards level 83.
[01/13/18 18:53:47] yano [419/701] has come upon sasaniak [28/668] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:48:51 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/13/18 22:05:13] sasaniak [389/668] has challenged speedmann [203/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/15/18 02:57:20] Fluttershy, Lemelisk, and PiotrekD [378/2882] have team battled Ironhoof, sasaniak, and Herb_Tarlek [1187/2569] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/18 11:15:15] sloth [48/91] has challenged sasaniak [208/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to sloth's clock.
[01/17/18 00:29:43] vegadark [335/589] has challenged sasaniak [100/668] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:15:51 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/18/18 15:51:40] Brainiac, MetaNova, and robox [1339/2474] have team battled m0shbear, sasaniak, and Sharky4 [343/1534] and won! 1 day, 01:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 19:43:15] ncarl747, tmberg, and Zoddo [1162/2923] have team battled Eldoreth, rxcomm, and sasaniak [2162/2545] and lost! 1 day, 03:16:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/18 17:31:41] trashu, meffe, and sasaniak [865/1338] have team battled elf, gildarts, and damyan [1345/2152] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 02:55:03] Milquetoast [530/962] has challenged sasaniak [101/668] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:29:53 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/20/18 20:17:59] Boohbah, hoglahoo, and sasaniak [1685/2014] have team battled Neo, Syloq, and nfsnobody [783/1568] and won! 1 day, 07:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/18 14:39:57] sasaniak, codedeeply, and nfsnobody [383/2204] have team battled ishanyx, djm, and Mirc0p [1627/2031] and lost! 0 days, 21:35:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 15:07:35] sasaniak, himuraken, and zifnab06 [18/2171] have team battled sjefen6, Crazycatlady, and exotime [746/1348] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/18 00:00:58] sasaniak [494/668] has come upon ishanyx [264/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:14:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/22/18 23:50:56] sasaniak [658/668] has come upon Hydrogenum [190/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:18:19 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/23/18 10:08:21] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:20 towards level 83.
[01/23/18 23:46:41] sasaniak ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:31 from level 83.
[01/25/18 00:28:02] Eldoreth [183/926] has challenged sasaniak [547/668] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[01/25/18 12:19:25] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:07 from level 83.
[01/25/18 21:11:28] sasaniak [634/673] has challenged hannesenator [404/1149] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:27:57 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/25/18 22:20:12] IndigoTiger [307/1062] has come upon sasaniak [164/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:01:50 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[01/26/18 02:28:20] Lnk, kenyon, and xayto [609/2367] have team battled Darky, shandor, and sasaniak [1675/2341] and lost! 2 days, 03:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 03:10:01] sasaniak was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:21:19 from level 84.
[01/28/18 08:00:47] sjefen6 [263/422] has challenged sasaniak [31/673] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:56:23 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/28/18 09:01:07] sasaniak [377/673] has challenged ohnx [17/1018] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:39:51 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/28/18 14:30:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 17:03:55 from level 84.
[01/29/18 11:54:54] sasaniak [659/673] has come upon Zaratustra [429/1090] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:35:12 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[01/30/18 11:18:49] Herb_Tarlek, HeavyPodda, and borsin [315/2519] have team battled vox, allo, and sasaniak [1129/2338] and lost! 4 days, 22:04:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/18 04:09:54] sasaniak [514/673] has come upon dclaw123 [551/986] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:25:43 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/01/18 07:46:37] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:11:44 towards level 84.
[02/01/18 10:35:48] sasaniak stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:40:18 towards level 84.
[02/01/18 11:34:40] crysys [352/480] has challenged sasaniak [113/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:59:22 is removed from crysys's clock.
[02/02/18 00:52:48] Mateusz, allo, and Frogging101 [485/2015] have team battled sasaniak, dindinx, and Mars [14/1917] and won! 2 days, 06:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 08:26:02] exa [588/899] has come upon sasaniak [547/673] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:34:25 is removed from exa's clock.
[02/04/18 02:11:39] loomysh, blind, and Majak [1760/1892] have team battled MrGlass, sasaniak, and adamchainz [570/2035] and won! 0 days, 00:54:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/18 17:29:13] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:20:01 from level 84.
[02/05/18 03:20:15] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:25:06 towards level 84.
[02/06/18 03:41:17] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:50 towards level 84.
[02/06/18 14:24:44] SpikeX [308/829] has come upon sasaniak [380/673] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:15:55 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[02/07/18 06:22:02] sasaniak [293/673] has come upon double [119/870] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:26:28 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/10/18 11:34:52] Ais [184/195] has challenged sasaniak [589/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Ais's clock.
[02/11/18 07:13:18] Lios [381/880] has challenged sasaniak [171/673] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Lios's clock.
[02/12/18 03:05:38] nfsnobody [705/730] has come upon sasaniak [489/673] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 04:23:20 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[02/13/18 12:12:09] sasaniak [522/673] has challenged pants [299/881] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:51:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/13/18 18:19:49] sasaniak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:42 towards level 84.
[02/14/18 06:12:18] sasaniak [153/673] has come upon Cameron_D [433/1529] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:04:46 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/15/18 00:12:49] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:17 towards level 84.
[02/15/18 22:58:21] sasaniak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:57 towards level 84.
[02/16/18 11:04:07] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:49 towards level 84.
[02/16/18 17:42:26] sasaniak was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:40:08 from level 84.
[02/17/18 10:19:30] bootdisk [825/878] has challenged sasaniak [552/673] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/19/18 11:06:09] sasaniak [59/673] has come upon Asara [1095/1256] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:14:24 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[02/20/18 16:59:34] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:03 towards level 84.
[02/20/18 20:53:35] poella [231/306] has come upon sasaniak [591/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:16 is added to poella's clock.
[02/20/18 21:44:23] poella [288/306] has come upon sasaniak [411/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:27 is added to poella's clock.
[02/21/18 10:22:14] sasaniak broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:51:37 from level 84.
[02/21/18 11:04:55] cirdan, suterismus, and sasaniak [679/2967] have team battled WallIdl, Dork_Knight, and Flonk [1325/2406] and lost! 1 day, 07:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/18 20:12:06] sasaniak [185/673] has come upon Gatewayy [6/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:47:22 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/22/18 10:06:31] sasaniak [189/673] has come upon greekman [34/268] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:57 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[02/23/18 00:37:32] sasaniak, moveax, and ohnx [1626/2221] have team battled IdleMaster, rxcomm, and Vroomfondel [997/2446] and won! 0 days, 22:17:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 19:13:25] greekman [26/391] has challenged sasaniak [31/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to greekman's clock.
[03/12/18 19:29:11] lightstalker, Nistur, and ncarl747 [1569/1797] have team battled Pici, sasaniak, and Gatewayy [889/2706] and won! 0 days, 01:25:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/18 20:07:41] vegadark [393/587] has challenged sasaniak [157/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:41:05 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/14/18 20:07:41] In the fierce battle, sasaniak dropped their level 37 set of leggings! vegadark picks it up, tossing their old level 29 set of leggings to sasaniak.
[03/15/18 06:53:13] RBecker, Andries, and sasaniak [407/2224] have team battled Lios, Birdbones, and D.Va [207/2522] and won! 0 days, 05:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/18 13:36:34] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:52 towards level 84.
[03/16/18 02:11:00] sasaniak [28/666] has challenged ejai [393/394] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:18:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/16/18 10:35:17] sasaniak discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:46:53 towards level 85.
[03/16/18 18:51:28] HeavyPodda, sasaniak, and Pici [189/2853] have team battled Majak, MJ94, and Cypher [1587/2295] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/18 00:15:34] sasaniak bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:43:58 from level 85.
[03/17/18 07:10:08] sasaniak saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:35:01 from level 85.
[03/17/18 17:57:17] sasaniak, Birdbones, and pyporla [419/1857] have team battled RBecker, CornFly, and IdleMaster [84/2564] and won! 0 days, 00:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/18 09:46:53] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:09:00 towards level 85.
[03/18/18 16:39:40] sasaniak [14/666] has challenged MrGlass [518/797] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:48:15 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/20/18 02:10:43] sasaniak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:45:01 towards level 85.
[03/20/18 07:35:43] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:08:50 towards level 85.
[03/20/18 13:29:27] AbacusAvenger, Lnk, and MetaNova [1666/2528] have team battled bl4ckscor3, shandor, and sasaniak [250/1832] and won! 1 day, 05:31:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/18 21:29:25] mefmef [100/144] has challenged sasaniak [406/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to mefmef's clock.
[03/22/18 10:10:48] sasaniak [36/666] has challenged brycec [68/820] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/23/18 02:09:55] awgh, theemstra, and suterismus [1566/3005] have team battled exa, sasaniak, and JensRex [837/2731] and won! 2 days, 12:05:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 05:17:23] lightstalker [391/479] has challenged sasaniak [516/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:43 is added to lightstalker's clock.
[03/23/18 18:57:36] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:58 towards level 85.
[03/24/18 17:39:57] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:53:21 towards level 85.
[03/25/18 00:59:01] m4dc0w [88/391] has challenged sasaniak [191/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/27/18 07:28:01] bender [147/868] has come upon sasaniak [498/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:27:52 is added to bender's clock.
[03/28/18 02:00:16] sasaniak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:51:46 towards level 85.
[03/28/18 09:59:31] JensRex [31/1053] has challenged sasaniak [651/666] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:50:38 is added to JensRex's clock.
[03/28/18 17:15:07] vrillusions, sasaniak, sjefen6, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/18 09:34:18] sasaniak [484/666] has come upon Eldoreth [904/923] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:08:44 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[03/31/18 08:49:35] vegadark [12/596] has come upon sasaniak [151/666] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:14:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/01/18 06:33:00] Nistur [219/452] has challenged sasaniak [339/666] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:48:11 is added to Nistur's clock.
[04/02/18 10:38:41] sasaniak got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:22:35 from level 85.
[04/02/18 13:43:26] sbp [102/576] has challenged sasaniak [37/666] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:42:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/04/18 08:33:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 24 days, 15:06:03 toward level 85.
[04/04/18 16:26:36] sasaniak [171/668] has come upon Elgo [435/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:48:11 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/05/18 09:27:57] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:16:09 towards level 85.
[04/05/18 17:49:02] 0x76 [28/63] has challenged sasaniak [344/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:08 is added to 0x76's clock.
[04/06/18 07:04:51] Iri [134/478] has come upon sasaniak [407/668] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:27:21 is added to Iri's clock.
[04/06/18 17:38:19] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:44 towards level 85.
[04/06/18 18:50:10] sasaniak [299/668] has come upon Pici [119/1138] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:54:53 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/06/18 19:20:14] TauPan [520/678] has challenged sasaniak [142/668] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:56:30 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/08/18 04:49:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 3 days, 22:47:01 toward level 85.
[04/09/18 02:38:53] Lnk [143/702] has challenged sasaniak [517/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:44 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/09/18 17:49:17] astropoint, moveax, and Flonk [1173/1809] have team battled sasaniak, brycec, and speedmann [944/2045] and won! 0 days, 20:51:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 20:41:17] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:29 from level 85.
[04/09/18 22:22:36] sasaniak invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:42 towards level 85.
[04/12/18 06:18:39] Heisenberg, sasaniak, and csssuf [1673/2068] have team battled mefmef, damyan, and M00nsl47r [690/1560] and won! 0 days, 09:10:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/18 02:37:42] sasaniak bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:14 towards level 85.
[04/14/18 03:38:35] bender [579/868] has come upon sasaniak [478/668] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:07:34 is removed from bender's clock.
[04/14/18 11:55:51] ohnx, JensRex, and sasaniak [1145/2756] have team battled double, theemstra, and Virtual [148/2489] and won! 0 days, 12:05:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/18 10:31:06] sasaniak [32/668] has come upon Geela [276/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/16/18 12:26:56] sasaniak [165/668] has challenged Killerkid [503/784] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/16/18 15:03:29] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:25:08 towards level 86.
[04/16/18 15:56:44] Syloq, sunri5e, and pants [218/1950] have team battled sasaniak, freeboson, and AgentThom [424/1926] and lost! 0 days, 17:33:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 13:49:36] liara [201/523] has challenged sasaniak [62/668] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:21:41 is removed from liara's clock.
[04/18/18 03:51:09] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:22:59 from level 86.
[04/19/18 10:05:12] sasaniak [394/668] has challenged Sharky4 [47/459] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:08:15 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/21/18 18:59:31] Zye [1013/1206] has come upon sasaniak [101/668] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:02:17 is removed from Zye's clock.
[04/22/18 13:32:35] J [271/688] has challenged sasaniak [505/668] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:28:18 is added to J's clock.
[04/24/18 13:22:26] dclaw123, zid, and blizgerg [2899/3148] have team battled Virtual, sasaniak, and prime [190/1872] and won! 6 days, 08:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/18 15:50:47] sasaniak [535/668] has challenged Yuhno [231/606] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:09:00 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/24/18 16:47:47] grindhold [125/291] has challenged sasaniak [60/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from grindhold's clock.
[04/25/18 04:33:58] sasaniak [157/668] has come upon uhmmm [778/882] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:04:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/26/18 03:50:35] sasaniak met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:53:31 from level 86.
[04/26/18 05:07:10] Tenorman [955/1003] has come upon sasaniak [196/668] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:23:07 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[04/26/18 21:14:41] grooverider [639/1240] has challenged sasaniak [576/668] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:01:02 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[04/26/18 21:28:00] sasaniak [518/668] has come upon Elgo [274/445] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:02:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/27/18 05:17:39] AbacusAvenger [629/848] has challenged sasaniak [453/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:09:41 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/29/18 09:19:01] kork [217/341] has come upon sasaniak [104/668] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:27:13 is removed from kork's clock.
[04/29/18 12:37:50] sasaniak [570/668] has challenged allo [32/469] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:26:08 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[04/30/18 05:03:11] Sharky4, damyan, and sasaniak [1717/2011] have team battled TimWolla, sigmg, and Elgo [1056/1615] and won! 0 days, 00:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 06:57:10] Iri, Majak, and vox [280/2213] have team battled sasaniak, brendan, and RistoUuranmaki [899/2992] and lost! 2 days, 12:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/18 02:09:25] exa [526/1003] has challenged sasaniak [449/668] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:10:40 is removed from exa's clock.
[05/04/18 01:18:08] sasaniak [101/668] has challenged apiw [407/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:10:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/04/18 08:14:14] bozo [378/381] has challenged sasaniak [34/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:27:22 is removed from bozo's clock.
[05/04/18 11:24:47] Virtual, Cameron_D, and sasaniak [2878/2881] have team battled vox, shymega, and Elgo [378/2180] and won! 3 days, 20:30:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 04:56:28] sasaniak [35/668] has come upon Yuhno [153/628] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:50:36 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/05/18 14:46:24] sasaniak [46/668] has come upon MetaNova [295/968] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:51:34 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/06/18 04:54:04] Leetistan [0/1] has challenged sasaniak [290/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[05/07/18 10:48:15] ToHellWithGA [558/780] has challenged sasaniak [228/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:40:36 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[05/09/18 13:46:35] sasaniak [478/668] has come upon idlerpgww [142/532] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:48:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/10/18 05:04:44] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:48 towards level 86.
[05/10/18 06:09:30] damyan, Zaratustra, and hannesenator [1696/2943] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Leetistan, and sasaniak [316/1876] and won! 0 days, 11:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 09:16:48] moony [261/315] has challenged sasaniak [140/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:14 is removed from moony's clock.
[05/11/18 03:14:28] sasaniak misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:55:48 from level 86.
[05/12/18 11:11:43] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:12:36 from level 86.
[05/13/18 08:29:58] Leetistan, sedition, and freeboson [698/1650] have team battled Pici, fattrat, and sasaniak [1155/2964] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/18 13:00:12] bl4ckscor3 [218/520] has come upon sasaniak [353/668] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:42:23 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/15/18 08:46:12] adamchainz, Agent86, and rxcomm [1078/2257] have team battled Bob, caeli, and sasaniak [582/1763] and won! 3 days, 12:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/18 12:00:02] sasaniak [448/668] has challenged basepi [23/831] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:41:45 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/15/18 17:19:32] sasaniak misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:02:54 from level 86.
[05/15/18 22:03:33] rxcomm [198/1014] has challenged sasaniak [198/668] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:28:50 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[05/17/18 21:03:15] LukeLR, Geela, and lipek [929/2142] have team battled Leetistan, MJ94, and sasaniak [939/1816] and lost! 4 days, 09:59:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 05:39:42] sasaniak was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:36:35 from level 86.
[05/18/18 16:40:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 10 days, 12:51:37 toward level 86.
[05/20/18 04:18:12] sasaniak [225/668] has come upon Psilocybe [148/704] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:58:46 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/20/18 06:42:14] sasaniak [262/668] has challenged niko [278/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:20:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/21/18 12:03:26] Nistur [97/458] has come upon sasaniak [206/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:03 is added to Nistur's clock.
[05/22/18 20:51:26] Bradicus, neurospex, and qwerty [595/2537] have team battled damyan, sasaniak, and MJ94 [1777/2194] and lost! 3 days, 21:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 22:39:48] sasaniak [661/668] has come upon ncarl747 [444/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:00:34 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/24/18 18:39:48] sasaniak [143/668] has challenged notlix [81/215] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:16 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/26/18 12:54:08] sasaniak [368/668] has challenged brycec [590/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:30 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/26/18 17:47:19] womblecat, sasaniak, and acolarh [1702/1825] have team battled dwfreed, mwhahaha, and ncarl747 [999/2158] and won! 0 days, 08:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 19:33:54] ruan [367/942] has come upon sasaniak [478/668] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:16:35 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/26/18 23:57:51] sasaniak [32/668] has challenged HeavyPodda [182/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:05 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/27/18 03:59:15] sasaniak [573/668] has challenged xit [473/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/27/18 12:51:56] xayto [740/789] has come upon sasaniak [116/668] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:07:25 is removed from xayto's clock.
[05/28/18 02:32:42] sasaniak [637/668] has challenged Cameron_D [1177/1622] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:02 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[05/28/18 03:07:03] vegadark [416/600] has challenged sasaniak [22/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:20:11 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/28/18 05:24:53] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:18:24 from level 87.
[05/28/18 14:24:15] sasaniak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:50:20 from level 87.
[05/29/18 14:15:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 49 days, 04:02:43 toward level 87.
[05/31/18 03:39:39] MrGlass [224/842] has come upon sasaniak [439/668] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:33:25 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/31/18 14:20:12] sasaniak lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:50:09 from level 87.
[06/02/18 06:51:42] sasaniak [375/668] has come upon D.Va [395/621] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:27:17 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/02/18 11:52:33] Yuhno [292/646] has challenged sasaniak [310/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:56 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[06/03/18 23:06:34] sasaniak [441/668] has come upon irix [1014/1020] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:43:23 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/04/18 12:08:52] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:26:42 towards level 87.
[06/04/18 20:20:51] ohnx, sasaniak, and Eldoreth [420/2620] have team battled liara, Zoddo, and Brady [1056/2360] and lost! 3 days, 18:27:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/18 22:07:23] sasaniak, WallIdl, and sbp [1047/2104] have team battled Hardock, kier, and xit [153/1945] and won! 5 days, 10:29:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/18 13:14:43] sasaniak [75/668] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [564/1009] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:41:42 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/07/18 07:52:36] Psilocybe, AncalagonThBlack, and Ttech [2651/3159] have team battled Euronur, holloway, and sasaniak [940/2332] and won! 1 day, 12:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/18 11:44:47] sasaniak [319/668] has come upon freeboson [165/985] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:45:25 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/09/18 14:37:05] Maruiki, Agent86, and sasaniak [1462/1570] have team battled Heisenberg, pfoley, and nickware [15/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:13:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 00:41:09] sasaniak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:22:08 towards level 87.
[06/11/18 21:19:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 2 days, 19:50:43 toward level 87.
[06/12/18 02:49:25] speedmann [594/607] has challenged sasaniak [55/668] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:29:05 is removed from speedmann's clock.
[06/12/18 15:59:08] sasaniak [265/668] has come upon cirdan [703/951] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:46:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/12/18 18:18:06] Leetistan, loomysh, and soltys [516/1766] have team battled bozo, sasaniak, and Syloq [1172/1522] and lost! 1 day, 01:41:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/18 21:01:48] adamchainz [51/597] has come upon sasaniak [85/668] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:28:43 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[06/13/18 18:03:04] Taffer [231/573] has challenged sasaniak [320/668] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:26:03 is added to Taffer's clock.
[06/16/18 01:23:00] mordac [813/1123] has challenged sasaniak [417/668] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:48:33 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/16/18 10:21:24] Mateusz, shandor, and sbp [1999/2118] have team battled sasaniak, Heisenberg, and loomysh [443/2337] and won! 3 days, 07:09:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/18 14:27:46] sasaniak [15/668] has challenged IdleMaster [410/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:35:41 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/17/18 09:58:08] sasaniak [455/668] has come upon pixelate [136/476] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:30:40 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/17/18 12:38:27] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:32:01 from level 87.
[06/19/18 12:03:49] speedmann [0/607] has challenged sasaniak [620/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:10:51 is added to speedmann's clock.
[06/20/18 15:02:13] sbp [73/630] has challenged sasaniak [529/668] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:45:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/20/18 19:04:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sasaniak 12 days, 09:26:54 toward level 87.
[06/21/18 19:48:25] kier, csc2ya, and HeavyPodda [136/2284] have team battled gildarts, sasaniak, and Mirc0p [1738/1946] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/18 01:39:01] sasaniak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:03 from level 87.
[06/23/18 06:04:34] M144 [61/254] has challenged sasaniak [129/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to M144's clock.
[06/23/18 09:28:48] sasaniak [204/668] has come upon petrichor [881/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:18:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/24/18 05:53:51] J [544/685] has challenged sasaniak [52/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:54 is removed from J's clock.
[06/24/18 17:31:06] Ironhoof, sasaniak, and womblecat [1813/2376] have team battled pixelate, kier, and J [1124/2036] and won! 2 days, 04:50:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 18:30:51] sasaniak [500/668] has come upon canton7 [264/832] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:06:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/24/18 23:22:07] sasaniak discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:14 towards level 87.
[06/25/18 19:07:04] sasaniak grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:09 towards level 87.
[06/26/18 04:56:34] sasaniak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:18 from level 87.
[06/26/18 13:12:59] el [19/698] has challenged sasaniak [453/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:16:14 is added to el's clock.
[06/26/18 23:16:34] sasaniak [460/668] has challenged dwfreed [348/462] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:51:31 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/27/18 07:39:25] IndigoTiger [574/1153] has come upon sasaniak [458/668] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:08:54 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/27/18 16:14:24] sasaniak [590/668] has come upon KeboDK [527/974] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:53:27 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[06/28/18 03:28:36] sasaniak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:05 towards level 87.
[06/28/18 21:07:05] sasaniak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:04 towards level 87.
[06/30/18 07:00:43] sasaniak [548/668] has challenged elbie [758/873] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[06/30/18 15:23:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 48 days, 19:42:16 from level 88.
[07/01/18 10:39:57] sasaniak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:38:39 towards level 88.
[07/01/18 18:45:02] Zye, brendan, and sasaniak [2226/3297] have team battled Asara, TauPan, and allo [1305/2456] and won! 0 days, 13:27:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/18 22:00:35] sasaniak found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:51:46 towards level 88.
[07/02/18 19:05:22] sasaniak [180/671] has challenged gildarts [163/536] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:05:13 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/02/18 19:05:22] In the fierce battle, gildarts dropped their level 66 shield! sasaniak picks it up, tossing their old level 46 shield to gildarts.
[07/04/18 10:19:13] sasaniak [231/691] has challenged grooverider [165/1270] in combat and won! 19 days, 06:04:14 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/04/18 11:11:41] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:22:13 towards level 88.
[07/06/18 04:51:43] sasaniak [230/691] has come upon KevinSpacey [258/338] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:56:09 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/06/18 05:58:18] auror [255/349] has challenged sasaniak [182/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:24 is removed from auror's clock.
[07/07/18 00:41:23] sasaniak sharpened the edge of their weapon! sasaniak's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/18 13:12:30] sasaniak [103/694] has come upon zid [383/1032] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:06:20 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/07/18 13:13:03] sasaniak [567/694] has come upon zid [900/1032] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:53:46 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/11/18 00:52:32] sasaniak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:21:44 towards level 88.
[07/11/18 05:16:09] himuraken [700/930] has challenged sasaniak [264/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:26 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[07/11/18 17:01:12] lightstalker, LukeLR, and m0shbear [1783/1902] have team battled himuraken, Andries, and sasaniak [438/2399] and won! 2 days, 15:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 01:28:56] aismallard, ruan, and Atan [1272/2356] have team battled woonack, Khorne, and sasaniak [2146/2226] and lost! 1 day, 10:21:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 14:27:41] sasaniak [698/702] has challenged elf [847/1123] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:28:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/12/18 16:40:59] sasaniak lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 09:09:38 from level 88.
[07/13/18 10:34:37] sasaniak [170/702] has challenged fattrat [326/1189] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:03:53 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/14/18 20:11:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sasaniak with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 16:00:56 from level 88.
[07/14/18 22:52:41] theemstra [381/796] has come upon sasaniak [578/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:09:34 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/15/18 06:53:00] sasaniak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 05:28:39 from level 88.
[07/15/18 09:50:46] sasaniak [57/702] has challenged ilbelkyr [121/897] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:43:58 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/15/18 21:34:53] vox [58/1179] has come upon sasaniak [556/702] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:27:47 is added to vox's clock.
[07/17/18 12:35:05] sasaniak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:17:21 towards level 88.
[07/18/18 20:03:16] sasaniak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:44:15 towards level 88.
[07/21/18 03:21:59] sasaniak spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sasaniak's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/18 07:38:49] sasaniak EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 08:46:04 from level 88.
[07/21/18 18:29:39] sasaniak learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:25:09 towards level 88.
[07/22/18 01:46:07] sasaniak [330/692] has challenged pfoley [329/642] in combat and won! 60 days, 01:38:47 is removed from sasaniak's clock.