Player Info

User: sbp
Class: Shockadin
Admin?: No
Level: 90
Next level: 37 days, 16:38:28
Status: Offline
Host: sbp!~sbp@apache/doge/sbp
Account Created: Fri Jun 17 13:52:14 2011
Last login: Thu Mar 25 14:23:57 2021
Total time idled: 1620 days, 00:13:09
Current position: [107,491]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 141 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 51
charm: 36
gloves: 35
helm: 38
leggings: 32
ring: 27
shield: 40
tunic: 81
weapon: 76

sum: 557

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 4 days, 21:21:12
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 741 days, 05:15:22
quit: 249 days, 08:28:27

total: 995 days, 11:05:01

Character Modifiers

[07/16/04 12:16:33] babo, Rafayel, and Caramon have team battled FatFreddysCat, sbp, and litch and lost! 0 days, 09:12:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/04 02:15:14] sbp [228/429] has challenged harv [358/373] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:09 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/17/04 15:04:35] sbp [8/429] has challenged uls [323/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/17/04 17:53:46] hyp0luxa [102/222] has challenged sbp [428/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to hyp0luxa's clock.
[07/17/04 19:29:23] Hari [7/8] has challenged sbp [166/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Hari's clock.
[07/18/04 00:40:29] sbp [152/429] has challenged Talrias [55/118] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/18/04 01:16:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 2 days, 09:21:45 toward level 47.
[07/19/04 07:46:40] sbp [39/429] has challenged nirvani [256/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:55:00 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/19/04 12:18:03] mellum [15/35] has challenged sbp [166/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to mellum's clock.
[07/19/04 15:06:21] omaq [334/482] has challenged sbp [108/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from omaq's clock.
[07/19/04 20:47:07] GMsoft [463/535] has challenged sbp [356/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:31 is removed from GMsoft's clock.
[07/21/04 09:10:30] blackout [430/540] has challenged sbp [131/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:59 is removed from blackout's clock.
[07/21/04 11:37:20] sbp [356/594] has challenged Raventhon [277/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/21/04 18:52:01] sbp [159/594] has challenged litch [86/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:46:03 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/21/04 20:56:44] rpop [350/374] has challenged sbp [426/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to rpop's clock.
[07/23/04 23:39:43] ndazza [401/467] has challenged sbp [41/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:31:36 is removed from ndazza's clock.
[07/24/04 13:48:30] derril [141/405] has challenged sbp [479/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to derril's clock.
[07/24/04 14:37:58] Shagz, splat, and Raventhon have team battled Canar, Saint, and sbp and won! 0 days, 07:05:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/04 16:55:09] Firien [295/333] has challenged sbp [305/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:18:39 is added to Firien's clock.
[07/24/04 22:48:51] grepthar [108/249] has challenged sbp [403/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to grepthar's clock.
[07/26/04 04:58:09] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:42 from level 48.
[07/26/04 18:30:11] sbp [505/594] has challenged fishynet [305/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/28/04 14:35:37] uls [141/393] has challenged sbp [422/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to uls's clock.
[07/28/04 18:39:28] sbp [405/607] has challenged Buzer [167/641] in combat and won! 1 days, 00:49:55 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/28/04 19:25:49] sbp [16/607] has challenged Luke [280/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:49 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/29/04 02:59:39] Mazon [98/361] has challenged sbp [336/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Mazon's clock.
[07/29/04 10:04:27] Mentor [3/246] has challenged sbp [190/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Mentor's clock.
[07/30/04 14:38:15] sbp [327/607] has challenged azrael [174/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:04:10 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/30/04 16:47:56] sbp [455/607] has challenged Mazon [28/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:49:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/31/04 02:40:35] Zblob, Kamaris, and mattmcc have team battled FatFreddysCat, KhensU, and sbp and lost! 0 days, 03:59:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/04 16:33:28] Jukebox [208/452] has challenged sbp [479/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:43:00 is added to Jukebox's clock.
[07/31/04 17:38:05] FatFreddysCat [355/393] has challenged sbp [445/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:24:33 is added to FatFreddysCat's clock.
[08/01/04 03:18:01] Face [66/177] has challenged sbp [342/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Face's clock.
[08/01/04 04:24:48] wishy, lunkwill, and toliman have team battled lestat, FatFreddysCat, and sbp and lost! 0 days, 01:00:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/04 05:25:33] sbp [429/607] has challenged doc [25/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/01/04 17:51:00] lunkwill [13/253] has challenged sbp [488/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to lunkwill's clock.
[08/02/04 11:37:11] sbp [396/607] has challenged GMsoft [84/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:47:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/02/04 21:19:22] Firien [11/333] has challenged sbp [244/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:41 is added to Firien's clock.
[08/04/04 05:58:00] Kyrin [42/370] has challenged sbp [82/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:47 is added to Kyrin's clock.
[08/05/04 06:01:02] sbp [39/607] has challenged mattmcc [283/318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/06/04 04:01:14] jargan [9/16] has challenged sbp [121/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to jargan's clock.
[08/06/04 23:45:54] harmoney, Peacimowen, and Jussi have team battled ZeroOne, sbp, and Firien and lost! 0 days, 04:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/04 07:24:57] Magni [40/63] has challenged sbp [80/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Magni's clock.
[08/07/04 12:25:56] thymolin [211/275] has challenged sbp [14/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from thymolin's clock.
[08/08/04 04:59:06] jargan [142/185] has challenged sbp [254/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to jargan's clock.
[08/09/04 10:09:43] JY` [22/40] has challenged sbp [24/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to JY`'s clock.
[08/09/04 21:26:04] bioanarchism [266/416] has challenged sbp [552/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to bioanarchism's clock.
[08/10/04 01:53:24] babo [529/577] has challenged sbp [598/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:32:18 is added to babo's clock.
[08/11/04 07:10:53] flayer [5/14] has challenged sbp [232/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to flayer's clock.
[08/12/04 08:10:45] sbp [499/607] has challenged jargan [50/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:02:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/12/04 13:37:57] Setzer [119/378] has challenged sbp [222/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:28 is added to Setzer's clock.
[08/13/04 17:35:05] sym0n [166/250] has challenged sbp [366/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to sym0n's clock.
[08/13/04 20:54:18] yxa, sym0n, and sam [473/1254] have team battled mattmcc, sbp, and FatFreddysCat [584/1754] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/04 11:45:16] sbp [249/667] has challenged Tweak [172/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:15 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/15/04 07:59:05] sbp got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:27 from level 50.
[08/15/04 22:35:33] alindeman [224/295] has challenged sbp [11/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from alindeman's clock.
[08/16/04 10:11:08] Taliesin [150/417] has challenged sbp [338/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:38:05 is added to Taliesin's clock.
[08/16/04 22:18:29] sbp [448/667] has challenged HauntedUnix [502/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/17/04 22:48:36] Luke [405/512] has challenged sbp [204/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:26:25 is removed from Luke's clock.
[08/18/04 02:43:08] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:09 towards level 51.
[08/18/04 05:19:15] sbp [0/667] has come upon Severian [118/172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:47:29 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/18/04 14:17:45] Firien [175/420] has come upon sbp [464/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:21 is added to Firien's clock.
[08/18/04 22:32:31] sbp [58/667] has challenged Carrot [539/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:57:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/19/04 15:00:51] moeh [36/212] has challenged sbp [545/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to moeh's clock.
[08/20/04 12:46:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 2 days, 22:11:03 toward level 51.
[08/20/04 14:01:00] Ca`la`al [15/23] has challenged sbp [591/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Ca`la`al's clock.
[08/20/04 18:34:07] sbp [12/667] has come upon Omnic [585/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:03:26 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/21/04 16:38:06] Illuminis, HauntedUnix, and Kamaris [979/1283] have team battled sbp, daja77, and cobyjones [369/1351] and won! 0 days, 01:29:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/04 19:04:40] sbp [262/667] has challenged Raventhon [286/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:52 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/22/04 10:23:29] sbp [270/667] has challenged stick [550/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:04 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/23/04 18:06:50] zakk [13/552] has challenged sbp [316/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to zakk's clock.
[08/24/04 02:56:40] NotQuiteSonic, Carrot, and Shagz [115/987] have team battled HauntedUnix, bertho, and sbp [1215/1642] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/04 16:14:15] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:46 from level 51.
[08/24/04 23:28:52] [d]ev [235/554] has challenged sbp [441/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to [d]ev's clock.
[08/25/04 01:59:22] mute and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/04 23:59:39] Beredon [3/4] has challenged sbp [87/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Beredon's clock.
[08/26/04 21:47:09] mocker [76/244] has challenged sbp [658/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to mocker's clock.
[08/27/04 14:43:26] NoWorries and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/04 03:09:35] xemacs [11/27] has challenged sbp [96/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to xemacs's clock.
[08/28/04 06:43:26] chrispy [90/696] has challenged sbp [82/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:08 is removed from chrispy's clock.
[08/28/04 06:57:45] _Giotto_ [127/158] has challenged sbp [99/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from _Giotto_'s clock.
[09/13/04 11:42:08] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:35 towards level 51.
[09/13/04 17:13:56] sbp [548/667] has challenged toliman [239/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/13/04 21:30:48] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:15 towards level 51.
[09/13/04 22:31:22] sbp [386/667] has challenged wolvie [12/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/14/04 10:59:14] sbp [291/667] has challenged Shakespeare [200/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:15:32 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/14/04 23:39:07] Kamaris [403/418] has challenged sbp [195/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:00 is removed from Kamaris's clock.
[09/16/04 18:19:44] defrost [19/200] has challenged sbp [109/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to defrost's clock.
[09/17/04 12:00:59] sbp [541/667] has come upon [RF]Res [141/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:47:26 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/18/04 00:00:40] sbp [120/667] has challenged RanXerox [411/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/19/04 02:51:17] Twiun, Gildenstern, and omaq [270/1301] have team battled sbp, obs, and Hopelessness [1217/1428] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/04 11:30:13] PinkPriest and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/04 01:31:10] sbp [607/667] has come upon tangent3 [44/179] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:53 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/21/04 10:08:03] Baalzamon, Mazon, and Good_Goblin [1113/1980] have team battled bwulf, Nowl, and sbp [1478/1607] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/04 02:36:03] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:51 towards level 52.
[09/22/04 07:01:44] Goodspeed [229/269] has challenged sbp [323/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Goodspeed's clock.
[09/22/04 07:47:57] Tres`ni and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/04 19:48:33] mattmcc [180/679] has challenged sbp [7/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:12 is removed from mattmcc's clock.
[09/24/04 08:10:29] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:23 towards level 52.
[09/25/04 09:32:57] sbp [645/667] has challenged Rubin [233/283] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/27/04 04:52:50] sbp, Azistal, and element [1070/1728] have team battled coolpix, doc, and Rafayel [247/1675] and won! 0 days, 02:16:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/04 23:41:23] VIGILANTE [295/360] has challenged sbp [345/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to VIGILANTE's clock.
[09/28/04 03:04:41] jsled [392/496] has challenged sbp [500/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:16 is added to jsled's clock.
[09/28/04 08:59:37] danly, man-di, and chrispy [192/1296] have team battled sbp, Polaris, and Wintifax [139/1135] and won! 0 days, 01:59:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/04 17:05:53] haineux [29/34] has challenged sbp [587/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to haineux's clock.
[09/29/04 11:02:07] Hulett [32/63] has challenged sbp [98/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Hulett's clock.
[09/30/04 02:00:18] Jofo [345/587] has challenged sbp [293/667] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:51:35 is removed from Jofo's clock.
[09/30/04 18:50:31] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:34 towards level 53.
[10/02/04 03:01:39] ikkyu2 [91/385] has challenged sbp [623/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to ikkyu2's clock.
[10/03/04 00:34:52] Portrman [38/308] has challenged sbp [235/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Portrman's clock.
[10/03/04 22:53:52] Good_Goblin [257/342] has challenged sbp [6/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from Good_Goblin's clock.
[10/04/04 06:10:10] sbp [352/667] has challenged HauntedUnix [567/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/04/04 15:49:04] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:39 from level 53.
[10/05/04 00:20:00] sbp [239/667] has come upon shimshim [33/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:16:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/05/04 11:27:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 13:28:54 toward level 53.
[10/05/04 11:48:44] daja77 stole sbp's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! daja77 leaves his old level 66 helm behind, which sbp then takes.
[10/05/04 20:20:07] RichiH and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/04 06:22:18] moeh [657/731] has challenged sbp [150/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:09:51 is removed from moeh's clock.
[10/07/04 06:45:35] Fiver, sbp, and Gates [653/1640] have team battled Woodpecker, bioanarchism, and kyrie [957/1457] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/04 23:29:50] Portrman, DotNoir, and DDustin [651/1114] have team battled sbp, FatFreddysCat, and WooTah [107/1753] and won! 0 days, 04:17:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/04 10:50:59] vespa and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/04 09:20:32] wolvie, danly, and stick [460/1310] have team battled sbp, mute, and TheWinner [1508/1581] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/04 21:06:57] sbp [345/661] has come upon teh_good [177/361] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:18:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/10/04 00:47:17] sbp [571/661] has challenged Twiun [424/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/10/04 07:40:33] CornFly, sbp, and danly [284/1304] have team battled Phreak, Woodpecker, and jessica [776/1607] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/04 08:06:15] sbp [73/661] has challenged Mazon [357/896] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/10/04 08:54:15] Beirdo, derril, and sbp [1411/1878] have team battled Polaris, Barlaglar, and bertho [748/1028] and won! 0 days, 00:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/04 05:56:26] sbp [286/661] has come upon Nowl [383/501] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:58:44 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/04 16:46:18] sbp [543/661] has challenged slashdot [195/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:16:13 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/12/04 05:58:53] sbp [122/661] has come upon Baalzamon [417/831] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:31:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/12/04 10:42:08] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:08:07 from level 54.
[10/14/04 21:33:03] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:19 towards level 54.
[10/15/04 00:25:24] sbp [626/661] has come upon sal [293/627] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:16:48 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/15/04 09:46:01] mute and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/04 21:52:40] morgamic [351/441] has challenged sbp [287/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from morgamic's clock.
[10/16/04 02:15:54] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:59 towards level 54.
[10/16/04 09:11:03] RichiH and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/04 13:23:37] pharaoh [133/321] has challenged sbp [229/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to pharaoh's clock.
[10/18/04 05:20:45] nilss [300/347] has challenged sbp [281/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from nilss's clock.
[10/18/04 05:20:45] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped his level 41 shield! nilss picks it up, tossing his old level 22 shield to sbp.
[10/18/04 07:29:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 1 day, 10:27:21 toward level 54.
[10/18/04 08:21:25] Phreak and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/04 11:30:06] Giynlith [37/118] has challenged sbp [540/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Giynlith's clock.
[10/18/04 18:50:56] pharaoh [33/321] has challenged sbp [530/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to pharaoh's clock.
[10/20/04 04:45:03] nilss [102/369] has challenged sbp [88/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:54 is removed from nilss's clock.
[10/21/04 10:15:47] sbp [495/640] has come upon blackout [453/708] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:31:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/22/04 09:55:56] FatFreddysCat and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/04 07:24:36] mellum [373/462] has challenged sbp [129/640] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from mellum's clock.
[10/25/04 17:30:56] sbp [58/640] has come upon Dave2 [36/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/26/04 12:27:47] sbp [225/640] has challenged Md2 [339/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:49 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/28/04 16:27:45] RichiH and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/04 16:36:36] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:47 towards level 54.
[10/28/04 22:59:06] sbp [542/698] has challenged edgeward [374/395] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:27:32 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/29/04 12:18:37] sanda and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/04 14:27:22] Faro [112/241] has challenged sbp [697/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Faro's clock.
[10/30/04 00:48:00] <Dark'Lotus> [14/108] has challenged sbp [354/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to <Dark'Lotus>'s clock.
[10/30/04 09:29:06] PiecesOfNine [384/792] has challenged sbp [538/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to PiecesOfNine's clock.
[10/30/04 14:29:14] Loriel [167/290] has challenged sbp [555/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Loriel's clock.
[10/30/04 15:13:13] nepharis [29/520] has challenged sbp [268/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to nepharis's clock.
[10/30/04 20:57:19] sbp [20/698] has come upon Nowl [65/510] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:05:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/03/04 10:47:58] gotd0t [162/189] has challenged sbp [523/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to gotd0t's clock.
[11/05/04 02:49:51] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:49 from level 55.
[11/05/04 09:35:58] nyarla [82/278] has challenged sbp [505/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to nyarla's clock.
[11/05/04 17:52:42] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:00 from level 55.
[11/06/04 05:59:09] teh_good [348/442] has challenged sbp [494/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to teh_good's clock.
[11/06/04 23:16:26] sbp [672/698] has come upon nilss [61/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:34:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/07/04 22:54:23] crc [275/331] has challenged sbp [200/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from crc's clock.
[11/08/04 17:06:24] Gnudog [80/150] has challenged sbp [422/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Gnudog's clock.
[11/08/04 17:08:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:02:02 from level 55.
[11/09/04 00:25:25] entropie, sbp, and Cydian [252/1868] have team battled Shakespeare, doc, and Beirdo [1142/1543] and lost! 0 days, 07:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/04 10:59:57] relex and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/04 05:19:14] Gates, canyoudead, and sbp [901/1391] have team battled PiecesOfNine, Hitiek, and netcat [251/1601] and won! 0 days, 00:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/04 06:59:32] sbp [354/698] has challenged Tres`ni [48/642] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:41:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/13/04 20:23:18] netcat, Helio, and Shakespeare [438/1114] have team battled sbp, lestat, and SUparJErk [591/1402] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/04 17:06:40] sbp [515/698] has come upon daja77 [291/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:30:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/14/04 17:06:40] sbp has dealt daja77 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:53:05 is added to daja77's clock.
[11/15/04 19:22:38] sbp [17/698] has come upon harv [411/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/19/04 21:04:08] sbp [81/698] has come upon bwulf [538/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:00:55 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/19/04 22:55:59] Setzer [411/486] has challenged sbp [113/698] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:36 is removed from Setzer's clock.
[11/20/04 14:29:43] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:57 towards level 55.
[11/20/04 19:05:29] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:01 towards level 55.
[11/21/04 00:15:51] mute and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/04 22:05:48] sbp [330/707] has challenged Kyrin [252/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/22/04 01:35:38] sbp [123/720] has challenged Beredon [192/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/23/04 03:52:09] neotron [58/209] has challenged sbp [499/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to neotron's clock.
[11/23/04 18:42:00] sbp [198/720] has come upon chrispy [708/723] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:49:15 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/23/04 21:24:11] ugen64 [213/240] has challenged sbp [512/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ugen64's clock.
[11/23/04 23:05:59] sbp [112/720] has challenged numatrix [45/480] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:35:55 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/24/04 00:45:31] sbp saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:06:35 from level 56.
[11/24/04 06:51:37] sbp [355/720] has challenged brettcar [205/526] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:42:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/24/04 08:58:36] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:11 towards level 56.
[11/24/04 17:32:43] gotd0t, LanceGoodThrust, and Shagz [1374/1566] have team battled Shakespeare, MixdeRax, and sbp [995/1320] and won! 0 days, 03:13:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/04 11:00:52] Beirdo [421/480] has challenged sbp [8/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:08 is removed from Beirdo's clock.
[11/26/04 02:06:52] ZeroOne, maze_fan, and JensRex [524/1249] have team battled sbp, doviende, and Schala [819/1889] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/04 03:36:00] sbp [232/720] has come upon TobiX [696/717] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:32:38 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/26/04 07:05:15] sbp [632/720] has challenged arachne [293/543] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:46:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/26/04 17:31:23] Silivrenion [21/36] has challenged sbp [504/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Silivrenion's clock.
[11/28/04 04:32:28] Mazon, Alan, mb`synthmaster, and sbp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/04 05:19:10] qFox [234/508] has challenged sbp [594/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:57 is added to qFox's clock.
[11/28/04 10:21:19] sbp [179/720] has challenged Catfive [223/268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:16 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/30/04 09:06:54] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:08 towards level 56.
[12/01/04 17:03:18] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:09 from level 56.
[12/02/04 00:53:39] Beirdo and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/04 12:37:03] Trezker and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/04 13:37:24] sbp, PiecesOfNine, and Guillaume [810/1857] have team battled Taliesin, Mazon, and cybersystem [376/1915] and won! 0 days, 03:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/04 21:09:27] sbp [654/720] has come upon grepthar [331/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:01:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/02/04 23:28:50] Shylock, sbp, and Avenger [1035/1617] have team battled nepharis, haineux, and sal [1262/1881] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/04 03:58:55] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:05 towards level 56.
[12/03/04 17:00:27] ProcrasT8 [25/251] has challenged sbp [444/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to ProcrasT8's clock.
[12/03/04 17:00:53] Kamaris and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/04 15:17:08] LapTop006 and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/04 00:13:46] cobryce, sbp, and Sevalecan [1233/1768] have team battled Tweak, LapTop006, and yartz [631/2141] and won! 0 days, 09:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/04 02:08:14] sbp [614/720] has come upon Bert [116/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:44:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/05/04 07:47:59] Md2 and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/04 12:29:33] <Stunto> [277/330] has challenged sbp [413/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to <Stunto>'s clock.
[12/06/04 15:53:54] Shakespeare and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/04 06:32:59] slashdot [144/471] has challenged sbp [717/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to slashdot's clock.
[12/07/04 10:24:18] sbp [221/834] has challenged Schala [351/463] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/10/04 06:15:01] Catfive, nadav, and Shylock [1190/1537] have team battled sbp, bvs, and Pthalo [106/1815] and won! 0 days, 00:03:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/04 16:27:20] sbp [196/834] has come upon Shylock [122/750] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:43:07 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/11/04 13:39:33] sbp [434/834] has come upon jessica [595/722] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:08:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/13/04 15:06:37] asp, sbp, and Nihilist [1262/1378] have team battled MixdeRax, Alfie, and Baalzamon [1059/1788] and won! 0 days, 00:11:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/04 19:56:11] sbp [680/834] has come upon obs [169/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:22:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/13/04 21:56:57] mute and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/04 03:55:33] epsilon [66/81] has challenged sbp [255/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to epsilon's clock.
[12/15/04 10:33:31] sbp [88/834] has come upon LanceGoodThrust [44/783] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:00:28 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/16/04 08:03:16] Yggdrasil, PiecesOfNine, and sbp [842/2270] have team battled VxD, jc, and Gates [30/1409] and won! 0 days, 13:46:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/04 00:19:50] sbp bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:11:55 from level 57.
[12/17/04 04:47:59] TamOShanter [84/222] has challenged sbp [745/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to TamOShanter's clock.
[12/17/04 16:23:16] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:19:21 from level 57.
[12/18/04 06:53:35] sbp [169/834] has challenged Nomi [272/539] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:24:09 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/18/04 13:17:41] rgould [25/35] has challenged sbp [37/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to rgould's clock.
[12/18/04 17:12:57] Cydian [25/662] has challenged sbp [347/834] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:55:19 is added to Cydian's clock.
[12/18/04 23:37:55] sbp [167/834] has come upon Setzer [345/607] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:10:17 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/20/04 17:10:20] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:18 towards level 57.
[12/22/04 01:05:19] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:55 towards level 57.
[12/22/04 14:52:06] sbp [583/834] has challenged acidkill [102/170] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:02:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/22/04 20:15:17] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:01 towards level 57.
[12/23/04 20:43:17] Muffin [85/296] has challenged sbp [378/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Muffin's clock.
[12/24/04 03:26:44] mb`synthmaster, Xenith, and _Giotto_ [1536/1577] have team battled nirvani, sbp, and hazza96 [1491/1512] and won! 0 days, 09:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/04 01:32:41] CornFly, Jestre, and Kenneth [833/1101] have team battled <Stunto>, Rilgarth, and sbp [869/1887] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/04 00:31:07] DotNoir, Mazon, and sbp [1432/2068] have team battled Catfive, PiecesOfNine, and mleslie [327/1781] and won! 0 days, 03:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/04 07:13:50] sbp [683/834] has challenged pibby [388/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:55 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/26/04 15:25:15] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:41 towards level 57.
[12/26/04 19:47:31] joev, LapTop006, and sbp [331/2333] have team battled Gates, Portrman, and Shagz [1453/1640] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/04 21:17:00] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:41 towards level 57.
[12/31/04 15:28:41] Ricky28269 [131/172] has challenged sbp [44/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:39 is removed from Ricky28269's clock.
[01/02/05 03:35:33] harv [285/533] has challenged sbp [503/834] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to harv's clock.
[01/02/05 04:08:38] sbp [635/834] has come upon cybersystem [93/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/02/05 14:39:36] sbp [806/834] has challenged sal [117/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/05/05 03:56:28] sbp [413/834] has challenged morgamic [180/495] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:48:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/06/05 06:54:35] sbp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:26:42 from level 58.
[01/07/05 04:23:44] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:16:05 towards level 58.
[01/09/05 17:31:39] Toasty [42/181] has challenged sbp [294/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Toasty's clock.
[01/10/05 13:19:57] CodeWarrior [63/383] has challenged sbp [151/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to CodeWarrior's clock.
[01/11/05 07:31:43] qFox [69/513] has challenged sbp [778/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:06 is added to qFox's clock.
[01/13/05 04:04:21] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:04:31 from level 58.
[01/14/05 07:08:00] hypercooljake [365/423] has challenged sbp [317/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from hypercooljake's clock.
[01/14/05 09:39:41] sbp [213/834] has come upon koszik [398/433] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:00:35 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/14/05 10:58:10] sbp [452/834] has come upon whitec [226/543] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:16:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/16/05 00:21:11] sbp [196/834] has come upon Scoutn [239/606] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:05:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/16/05 09:52:44] Walley stole sbp's level 193 weapon while they were sleeping! Walley leaves his old level 13 weapon behind, which sbp then takes.
[01/16/05 11:17:42] Walley [165/358] has challenged sbp [59/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Walley's clock.
[01/16/05 11:17:42] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped his level 97 tunic! Walley picks it up, tossing his old level 27 tunic to sbp.
[01/16/05 17:26:19] sbp and HauntedUnix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/05 18:55:56] sbp [222/559] has challenged pibby [211/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:18:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/17/05 20:17:53] HE [771/840] has challenged sbp [78/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:38 is removed from HE's clock.
[01/19/05 09:02:36] Alan, gnarfk, and qFox [1196/1501] have team battled sbp, morgamic, and doc [959/1680] and won! 0 days, 00:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/05 10:20:08] sbp [143/559] has come upon koszik [412/433] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:34:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/20/05 15:33:36] rpgdemon [717/822] has challenged sbp [452/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from rpgdemon's clock.
[01/20/05 22:54:08] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:55 towards level 58.
[01/22/05 21:38:52] sbp and Zblob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/05 23:29:54] Kyrin [450/567] has come upon sbp [318/559] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:23:23 is removed from Kyrin's clock.
[01/23/05 13:59:20] Krokostov stole sbp's level 66 helm while they were sleeping! Krokostov leaves his old level 60 helm behind, which sbp then takes.
[01/23/05 23:22:28] Ticho, FatFreddysCat, and Josephus [1059/1657] have team battled Lenny, sbp, and obs [530/1649] and won! 0 days, 09:08:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/05 13:38:39] makaii [236/330] has challenged sbp [67/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:11 is removed from makaii's clock.
[01/25/05 04:34:29] UdontKnow, shiruken, and snoozella [1459/1767] have team battled Superkuh, sbp, and GMsoft [1122/1746] and won! 0 days, 01:42:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/05 13:25:59] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:02 towards level 58.
[01/27/05 08:53:02] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:13 towards level 58.
[01/28/05 10:08:49] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:25 from level 58.
[01/28/05 21:33:15] Schala, koszik, and Topis [904/1742] have team battled Alan, sbp, and Nihilist [1104/1524] and lost! 0 days, 08:41:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/05 22:16:02] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:19 towards level 58.
[01/29/05 00:37:07] BAF, jc, and dz [954/1300] have team battled chrispy, Dalmy, and sbp [355/1514] and won! 0 days, 07:46:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/05 03:15:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 09:55:54 toward level 58.
[01/29/05 23:43:41] sbp [320/553] has challenged Altiro [35/392] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:59 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/30/05 12:55:43] Fiver [107/557] has challenged sbp [173/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Fiver's clock.
[01/30/05 15:07:14] sbp [372/553] has come upon Zblob [259/663] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:35:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/30/05 19:49:28] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:41:34 towards level 59.
[01/30/05 20:30:27] Thordan [239/307] has challenged sbp [156/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from Thordan's clock.
[01/31/05 08:17:59] Nowl [0/543] has come upon sbp [424/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:47 is added to Nowl's clock.
[02/01/05 00:37:49] firippu and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/05 09:06:59] sbp [429/553] has come upon Hitomi [214/431] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:14:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/01/05 15:18:24] Huumis [310/322] has challenged sbp [469/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Huumis's clock.
[02/02/05 02:52:44] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:44:15 towards level 59.
[02/03/05 06:57:01] sbp and LapTop006 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/05 17:02:56] Edward [333/636] has challenged sbp [440/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:27:54 is added to Edward's clock.
[02/06/05 11:45:05] sbp and kaMe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/05 14:34:48] i686 and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/05 11:26:46] Zblob [231/663] has challenged sbp [252/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:11:56 is added to Zblob's clock.
[02/09/05 16:55:34] kaMe [374/448] has challenged sbp [311/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from kaMe's clock.
[02/10/05 01:53:15] yangman, TamOShanter, and Altiro [428/1323] have team battled rlangis, sbp, and mute [645/1623] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/05 09:00:54] Topis, Xenith, and John [1394/1600] have team battled tvakah, sbp, and MixdeRax [884/1233] and won! 1 day, 18:37:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/05 08:12:18] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:17 from level 59.
[02/11/05 15:55:19] sal, rlangis, and RichiH [1661/1865] have team battled sbp, nadav, and i686 [120/1498] and won! 1 day, 03:31:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/05 18:09:40] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:18 towards level 59.
[02/12/05 13:34:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 07:09:02 toward level 59.
[02/12/05 18:23:47] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:58 towards level 59.
[02/13/05 04:47:55] sbp got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:36 from level 59.
[02/13/05 12:10:59] pibby [201/484] has come upon sbp [98/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:23:47 is removed from pibby's clock.
[02/13/05 18:12:49] cow [7/100] has challenged sbp [182/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to cow's clock.
[02/14/05 02:10:48] sbp [405/553] has challenged Omnic [701/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:08 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/14/05 04:20:58] sbp, wolvie, and Isuldor [1129/1188] have team battled i686, cybersystem, and tvakah [13/1381] and won! 0 days, 00:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/05 18:35:22] sbp and ThiveerTM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/05 22:22:34] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:26 towards level 59.
[02/15/05 05:10:52] sbp [86/553] has challenged bwulf [599/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:04 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/15/05 14:11:50] sbp [37/553] has challenged Cydian [210/542] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/17/05 07:12:43] twisted [171/251] has challenged sbp [528/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to twisted's clock.
[02/18/05 04:47:11] harmoney and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/05 00:48:13] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:36:27 towards level 60.
[02/22/05 05:27:20] sbp and ProcrasT8 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/05 23:02:10] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:59 towards level 60.
[02/24/05 03:39:11] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:26 towards level 60.
[02/25/05 06:34:30] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:20 towards level 60.
[02/25/05 15:53:25] Teal`c, yangman, and vertex [152/752] have team battled alindeman, sbp, and Schala [857/1745] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/05 07:57:46] mute [372/722] has challenged sbp [423/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:24:00 is added to mute's clock.
[02/27/05 12:09:30] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:23:21 towards level 60.
[03/02/05 08:31:07] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:31 towards level 60.
[03/03/05 05:59:13] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:49:15 from level 60.
[03/03/05 08:51:13] cybersystem and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/05 22:10:25] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:32:55 from level 60.
[03/06/05 12:29:16] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:38 towards level 60.
[03/07/05 04:26:43] sbp [394/553] has come upon Nomi [481/539] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:07:09 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/10/05 16:23:21] arachne, sbp, and Ygo [1021/1527] have team battled thedude0001, Cyrius, and Caramon [61/1237] and won! 0 days, 02:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/05 08:31:25] sbp and tvakah have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/05 10:49:11] sbp and Azistal have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/05 11:54:09] sbp [414/553] has come upon cobryce [461/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:48:33 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/13/05 14:19:28] sbp [210/553] has come upon floam [11/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:06:33 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/14/05 23:48:09] CornFly [225/553] has challenged sbp [490/553] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:11:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[03/15/05 18:49:57] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:08 towards level 60.
[03/23/05 06:31:33] RatherDashing [105/412] has challenged sbp [289/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to RatherDashing's clock.
[03/23/05 09:43:13] LapTop006, trelane, and sbp [1708/2138] have team battled NecroDragon, jice, and jessica [877/1645] and won! 0 days, 21:49:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/05 10:42:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 1 day, 14:14:24 toward level 60.
[03/23/05 10:46:05] Barrigudinho, daniel, and unreal [304/1498] have team battled mleslie, sbp, and mattmcc [1024/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/05 09:27:28] AppleBoy, clider, and daniel [353/1723] have team battled Di42lo, sbp, and harv [1295/1657] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/05 17:35:31] DotNoir, Helio, and looppi [947/1516] have team battled deneth0r, asciiwhite, and sbp [992/1571] and lost! 0 days, 07:18:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/05 02:47:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 23:51:16 toward level 60.
[03/27/05 13:32:03] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:33 towards level 60.
[03/27/05 18:22:40] sbp [448/562] has challenged CornFly [110/529] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/28/05 07:01:08] YuriMaru [242/263] has challenged sbp [277/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to YuriMaru's clock.
[03/29/05 08:58:29] sbp [444/562] has come upon jessica [207/496] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:29:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/30/05 06:31:24] perpleXa [44/850] has challenged sbp [554/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:00:46 is added to perpleXa's clock.
[03/30/05 18:48:17] sbp [241/562] has challenged Ribs [168/655] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:17:57 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/31/05 00:17:27] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:31 towards level 61.
[03/31/05 13:13:35] sbp [397/562] has come upon zakk [76/757] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:55:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/01/05 03:36:56] shmookey [102/255] has challenged sbp [56/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from shmookey's clock.
[04/01/05 21:48:56] Crassworm and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/05 20:04:14] yangman [128/380] has challenged sbp [468/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:13:51 is added to yangman's clock.
[04/03/05 15:24:11] Alfie [573/694] has challenged sbp [340/562] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:32:54 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[04/03/05 18:03:36] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:01 towards level 61.
[04/04/05 07:24:55] sbp, mute, and Skuromis [1148/1903] have team battled Shimei, snuva, and shmookey [472/1044] and won! 2 days, 07:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/05 03:49:43] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:23 towards level 61.
[04/06/05 04:03:18] Geert, sbp, and Skuromis [1133/1742] have team battled Xinorph, cobryce, and Teal`c [216/1313] and won! 1 day, 08:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/05 17:24:08] sbp [361/562] has come upon Vortux [167/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:10:49 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/07/05 10:49:21] hypercooljake, Bender, and sbp [1375/1674] have team battled SpeedFire, nepharis, and maze_fan [264/1467] and won! 0 days, 20:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/05 06:47:12] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:52 towards level 61.
[04/09/05 07:18:56] sbp [139/562] has come upon necrotic [82/310] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:07:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/09/05 07:18:56] sbp has dealt necrotic a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:57:26 is added to necrotic's clock.
[04/09/05 09:58:58] Evil_Lyra [17/18] has challenged sbp [470/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Evil_Lyra's clock.
[04/10/05 11:52:00] marienz [11/47] has challenged sbp [299/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to marienz's clock.
[04/11/05 11:27:37] Xenith [335/489] has come upon sbp [53/562] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:44:43 is removed from Xenith's clock.
[04/11/05 14:19:06] sbp [530/562] has come upon necroludo [297/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/14/05 04:17:12] floam and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/05 12:41:04] sbp [205/574] has challenged Crassworm [68/502] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:45:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/15/05 12:41:04] sbp has dealt Crassworm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:00:02 is added to Crassworm's clock.
[04/15/05 20:59:18] wawa [9/125] has challenged sbp [434/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to wawa's clock.
[04/16/05 08:19:58] sam and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/05 07:33:16] sbp [155/574] has come upon Zoran [87/231] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:35:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/17/05 16:09:58] Altreine [12/60] has challenged sbp [69/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Altreine's clock.
[04/17/05 18:39:57] Beirdo [257/919] has challenged sbp [459/574] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Beirdo's clock.
[04/18/05 09:23:47] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:17:50 from level 62.
[04/19/05 07:23:14] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:50:59 from level 62.
[04/19/05 11:50:08] bertho and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/05 19:06:38] sbp broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:52:03 from level 62.
[04/21/05 21:12:29] jenza [190/193] has challenged sbp [210/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to jenza's clock.
[04/21/05 23:44:20] Cravenous [225/234] has challenged sbp [44/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from Cravenous's clock.
[04/23/05 08:37:56] polipie, harmoney, and Krokostov [1242/1405] have team battled pibby, sbp, and djaquay [1127/1296] and won! 1 day, 15:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/05 23:45:58] mod^ [173/217] has challenged sbp [327/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to mod^'s clock.
[04/25/05 06:54:51] sbp and djaquay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/05 20:33:12] sbp [109/574] has challenged necrotic [109/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:15:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/25/05 21:34:46] Epigone stole sbp's level 49 ring while they were sleeping! Epigone leaves his old level 24 ring behind, which sbp then takes.
[04/28/05 06:33:04] sacarasc [88/191] has challenged sbp [370/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to sacarasc's clock.
[04/29/05 08:30:34] sbp [264/546] has come upon HE [377/833] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:13:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/29/05 11:41:00] MaverikTurkey, mocker, and AppleBoy [148/1949] have team battled sbp, maze_fan, and Raventhon [905/1439] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/05 04:39:02] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:39 towards level 62.
[04/30/05 21:34:16] Puuhis and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/05 13:31:31] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:26 towards level 62.
[05/04/05 01:58:01] gnarlie, sbp, greycat, and pandemonium420 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/04/05 14:16:25] io_error [92/254] has challenged sbp [117/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to io_error's clock.
[05/04/05 22:49:05] sbp [458/546] has come upon doc [506/584] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:33:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/05/05 10:56:41] sbp [97/546] has come upon Vortux [205/371] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:40 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/05/05 13:34:04] ApTek [227/408] has challenged sbp [443/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:38 is added to ApTek's clock.
[05/06/05 03:20:11] sbp [160/546] has come upon Rafayel [164/534] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:06:11 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/07/05 04:29:02] skout [56/225] has challenged sbp [147/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to skout's clock.
[05/07/05 05:55:57] sbp [432/546] has come upon Bo [601/730] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:55:08 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/07/05 07:43:14] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:33 towards level 62.
[05/07/05 23:58:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 11 days, 12:14:28 toward level 62.
[05/08/05 15:46:15] jargan, sbp, kaMe, and Azistal have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/05 10:13:49] sbp [486/546] has come upon GMsoft [91/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:57:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/11/05 15:26:37] segsegrayjanra [90/647] has come upon sbp [252/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:29 is added to segsegrayjanra's clock.
[05/11/05 22:04:44] whitec, skinneet, and Raventhon [450/1407] have team battled wolvie, gnarfk, and sbp [1110/1684] and lost! 1 day, 04:10:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/05 07:46:22] teknotus [85/281] has challenged sbp [77/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from teknotus's clock.
[05/12/05 14:19:37] sbp and mocker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/05 18:11:54] sbp, TobiX, and MixdeRax [1453/1785] have team battled Pio, VxD, and integral [75/2070] and won! 0 days, 03:04:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/05 02:18:31] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:55 towards level 62.
[05/13/05 21:50:30] gnarfk [164/487] has come upon sbp [476/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:12 is added to gnarfk's clock.
[05/14/05 06:30:06] Grummit, sbp, and Topis [976/1916] have team battled rdnk, John, and tejing [918/1211] and won! 0 days, 05:01:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/05 14:16:02] sbp [311/546] has come upon BOfH [316/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/15/05 14:59:45] sbp [508/546] has challenged Aaton [212/422] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:38:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/16/05 11:22:15] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:14:28 towards level 63.
[05/17/05 10:41:00] sbp [296/546] has challenged Pio [342/478] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:20:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/18/05 20:22:53] haineux and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/05 22:32:44] dmwaters [337/393] has come upon sbp [463/559] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:12:15 is added to dmwaters's clock.
[05/20/05 05:38:19] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:34 towards level 63.
[05/21/05 11:06:10] sbp and BorgQueen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/05 12:22:50] Crassworm and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/05 17:05:29] sbp, kozz, and looppi [6/1423] have team battled haineux, HackyKid, and SpItHash [1053/1623] and lost! 0 days, 07:24:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/05 18:07:08] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:45:36 from level 63.
[05/22/05 04:11:09] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:10 towards level 63.

[05/25/05 01:30:43] sbp [169/559] has challenged Davinator [242/425] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:58:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/25/05 08:52:43] Falcon|, Catfive, and Tweak [417/1890] have team battled Scurvy, sbp, and ToYKillAS [1020/1645] and lost! 1 day, 22:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/05 20:10:07] sbp [43/559] has come upon HackyKid [597/689] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:26:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/27/05 00:17:25] fulcrum [14/37] has challenged sbp [462/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to fulcrum's clock.
[05/27/05 07:18:06] polipie [185/525] has challenged sbp [308/559] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:33:42 is added to polipie's clock.
[05/27/05 11:43:29] sbp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:02:15 from level 63.
[05/27/05 21:59:46] sbp saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:16:26 from level 63.
[05/28/05 23:38:26] sbp [368/559] has come upon Bert [133/578] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:24:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/29/05 17:12:34] brimstone [352/501] has challenged sbp [91/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:06:46 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[06/01/05 00:57:28] sbp [358/559] has challenged ptitlouis [447/462] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:24:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/02/05 00:59:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 00:27:33 toward level 63.
[06/03/05 08:10:14] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:42:29 towards level 63.
[06/03/05 11:01:54] sbp [423/559] has come upon defi [41/173] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:22:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/04/05 02:24:41] sbp [349/559] has challenged Bert [115/578] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:07:49 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/04/05 23:45:20] sbp [429/559] has come upon tvakah [192/401] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:30:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/08/05 03:53:09] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:48 towards level 63.
[06/09/05 17:41:35] sbp and Fryguy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/05 15:15:05] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:53:45 towards level 63.
[06/10/05 16:32:28] Zeroth, EisErd, and mocker [1427/1481] have team battled Catfive, Agrajag, and sbp [541/1456] and won! 0 days, 01:11:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/05 17:13:53] Reef [260/296] has come upon sbp [262/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:00 is added to Reef's clock.
[06/17/05 00:11:53] harv [194/609] has challenged sbp [252/559] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:55:12 is added to harv's clock.
[06/17/05 15:16:06] sbp [438/559] has come upon Aaton [102/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:27:49 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/19/05 11:12:08] arran4 [281/297] has challenged sbp [381/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to arran4's clock.
[06/20/05 12:05:19] sbp met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:24 from level 63.
[06/20/05 19:20:38] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:30 towards level 63.
[06/21/05 03:29:25] horrorkld9 [27/145] has challenged sbp [321/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to horrorkld9's clock.
[06/21/05 15:32:06] Timer- [260/344] has challenged sbp [140/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from Timer-'s clock.
[06/22/05 02:07:47] Beredon [177/411] has come upon sbp [458/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:24:49 is added to Beredon's clock.
[06/22/05 15:54:22] Daddy [67/323] has challenged sbp [491/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Daddy's clock.
[06/22/05 18:45:18] jack [123/177] has challenged sbp [173/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to jack's clock.
[06/22/05 23:01:00] sbp [74/559] has come upon sppride [321/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/23/05 04:33:28] Ash and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/05 14:01:51] sbp [231/559] has challenged general_pragmati [37/170] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:01:32 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/25/05 23:14:59] sbp [14/559] has come upon bioanarchism [413/798] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:22:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/26/05 08:04:49] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:39:48 towards level 64.
[06/26/05 13:34:18] djaquay, unreal, and Christopher [1503/1999] have team battled sbp, obs, and Hydrogenum [437/1689] and won! 2 days, 02:04:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/05 19:08:41] nadav, Tyl, and redcrusher [880/1421] have team battled _Nico, Myon, and sbp [1144/1333] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/05 00:46:06] Tinozaure, sbp, and shiruken [237/1870] have team battled mleslie, DotNoir, and jor [665/1785] and lost! 1 day, 05:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/05 14:09:46] Jussi [162/459] has come upon sbp [79/559] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:00:14 is removed from Jussi's clock.
[06/28/05 09:19:35] sam and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/05 15:53:43] JY`, Taliesin, and HauntedUnix [975/1635] have team battled NAiL, sbp, and Orbi- [7/1581] and won! 1 day, 04:56:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/05 17:56:32] Hayama_Akito [13/254] has challenged sbp [338/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Hayama_Akito's clock.
[06/28/05 20:22:28] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:45 towards level 64.
[06/29/05 07:01:29] tuftofhair [327/589] has challenged sbp [513/565] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to tuftofhair's clock.
[06/30/05 12:09:24] tigerbot [40/363] has challenged sbp [183/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to tigerbot's clock.
[07/01/05 15:39:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 26 days, 12:48:29 toward level 64.
[07/01/05 16:56:49] sbp [67/565] has come upon sacroma [105/410] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:54:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/02/05 11:01:00] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:15 towards level 64.
[07/03/05 07:15:54] SismaTeck [2/5] has challenged sbp [265/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to SismaTeck's clock.
[07/03/05 14:09:24] jargan and sbp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/05 23:00:35] sbp [544/565] has come upon MixdeRax [141/702] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:38:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/04/05 13:32:51] Harbl [258/267] has come upon sbp [532/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:18 is added to Harbl's clock.
[08/24/05 15:59:05] Hado [26/383] has challenged sbp [3/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:06 is removed from Hado's clock.
[08/24/05 16:39:01] sbp [11/12] has challenged OldleBot [646/1127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/24/05 17:02:08] sbp [16/20] has challenged maze_fan [617/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/24/05 17:56:42] sbp [32/44] has challenged cybersystem [557/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/24/05 19:43:31] yangman [371/769] has challenged sbp [32/59] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:43 is removed from yangman's clock.
[08/24/05 19:43:31] yangman has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/24/05 19:55:58] sbp [23/75] has challenged Bittersweet [98/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/25/05 03:39:01] sbp [70/132] has challenged mnemoc [416/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/25/05 09:37:56] sbp bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:17 from level 20.
[08/25/05 10:09:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 00:12:56 toward level 20.
[08/25/05 10:58:27] sbp [15/158] has challenged mckim [235/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/25/05 12:14:04] numist, Trevie, and Phantom [2089/2127] have team battled mute, Scoutn, and sbp [965/1408] and won! 0 days, 01:30:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/05 14:26:41] sbp [41/158] has challenged Hydrogenum [385/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/26/05 10:03:02] sbp [136/250] has challenged Zblob [187/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/26/05 17:28:33] sbp [236/256] has challenged doughhead [265/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/27/05 01:55:54] sbp [47/256] has challenged bertho [10/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/27/05 09:43:26] sbp [97/272] has challenged Snowy [394/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/27/05 11:56:52] madness [231/696] has challenged sbp [0/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:17 is removed from madness's clock.
[08/27/05 21:06:06] sbp [122/272] has challenged Semhirage [372/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/17/11 15:02:12] sbp [0/1] has challenged c0de [39/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/17/11 15:28:19] sbp [1/5] has challenged Tarran [2/3] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/17/11 16:03:08] sbp [3/15] has challenged IdleBot [291/1468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/17/11 16:58:49] kork [39/599] has come upon sbp [5/32] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:27:20 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/17/11 18:29:42] sbp [22/61] has challenged charitwo [7/46] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/18/11 01:02:39] sbp [132/139] has challenged allo [631/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/18/11 05:40:09] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:00 towards level 19.
[06/18/11 12:11:56] ThePowerfulOne [26/103] has challenged sbp [34/167] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to ThePowerfulOne's clock.
[06/18/11 13:21:34] sbp [142/168] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [155/162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/18/11 17:23:06] sbp [97/177] has challenged Woo [345/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/18/11 17:46:04] LordFella [72/185] has challenged sbp [138/177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to LordFella's clock.
[06/18/11 19:49:43] darkoneko [5/13] has challenged sbp [30/177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to darkoneko's clock.
[06/19/11 02:23:25] ElectRo [343/1108] has challenged sbp [16/189] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:05:09 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[06/19/11 03:09:41] sbp [29/195] has challenged ware [178/181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/19/11 09:26:43] sbp [42/210] has challenged darkoneko [27/107] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/19/11 09:26:43] sbp has dealt darkoneko a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to darkoneko's clock.
[06/19/11 15:46:53] sbp [131/210] has challenged masklin [72/795] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/19/11 15:46:53] sbp has dealt masklin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:45:32 is added to masklin's clock.
[06/19/11 22:15:42] sbp [74/244] has challenged Simrun [216/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/20/11 02:06:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 01:25:47 toward level 28.
[06/20/11 04:22:32] ware [194/195] has challenged sbp [72/244] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from ware's clock.
[06/20/11 04:22:32] ware has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:27:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/20/11 07:05:36] sbp [55/260] has challenged DrDick [515/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/20/11 08:11:15] sbp, charitwo, and kenyon [568/676] have team battled ware, slovdahl, and masklin [248/1175] and won! 0 days, 00:19:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/11 11:55:56] luckybunny, TheTwit, and sbp [11/616] have team battled charitwo, ElectRo, and Weasel [1408/1604] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/11 18:02:20] RichardBronosky [261/306] has challenged sbp [106/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from RichardBronosky's clock.
[06/20/11 18:50:27] sbp [223/265] has challenged Suiseiseki [18/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/21/11 05:26:56] sbp [214/295] has challenged Grummit [640/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/21/11 09:31:02] Grim [554/936] has challenged sbp [150/295] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:59:08 is removed from Grim's clock.
[06/21/11 10:45:00] Gizmokid2005 [127/280] has challenged sbp [260/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[06/21/11 20:35:39] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:46 towards level 31.
[06/21/11 21:09:31] sbp [137/304] has challenged darkoneko [192/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/22/11 07:21:50] Weasel [204/304] has challenged sbp [287/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Weasel's clock.
[06/22/11 13:14:20] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:55 from level 32.
[06/22/11 15:16:30] sbp [57/304] has challenged zomega [6/137] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/23/11 08:11:49] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:05 towards level 33.
[06/23/11 09:03:46] sbp [231/304] has challenged Pici [86/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/23/11 21:53:41] exa [147/245] has challenged sbp [298/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to exa's clock.
[06/24/11 01:07:22] ChiefRA [234/246] has challenged sbp [46/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[06/24/11 05:36:37] sbp [114/326] has challenged exa [164/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/24/11 08:05:06] Preaux [41/111] has challenged sbp [306/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Preaux's clock.
[06/24/11 10:23:19] opticron [1/6] has challenged sbp [112/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to opticron's clock.
[06/24/11 13:09:40] Kylu [207/314] has challenged sbp [272/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Kylu's clock.
[06/25/11 09:19:50] sbp [264/347] has challenged alexjs [110/116] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/25/11 19:19:57] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:41 towards level 36.
[06/25/11 22:25:05] Kylu [201/315] has come upon sbp [73/347] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:10 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[06/25/11 23:59:47] TauPan [560/569] has challenged sbp [225/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:32:42 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/26/11 07:01:18] illuminata [188/445] has challenged sbp [193/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:06:12 is added to illuminata's clock.
[06/26/11 11:29:05] sbp [67/347] has challenged Xethron [95/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/26/11 16:03:20] Gerdesas [467/486] has challenged sbp [115/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:47:07 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[06/26/11 21:04:22] kloeri [529/758] has challenged sbp [150/347] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:53:18 is removed from kloeri's clock.
[06/27/11 01:20:48] sbp, ware, and Cenhinen [1181/1775] have team battled Root, Phibs, and Charris [511/1068] and won! 0 days, 04:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/11 20:47:50] sbp [157/376] has challenged ElrondTheHorny [167/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/28/11 07:33:03] cirdan [344/397] has challenged sbp [218/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/29/11 03:57:11] Remaeus [385/564] has challenged sbp [282/376] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:53:42 is removed from Remaeus's clock.
[06/29/11 07:08:56] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:44 towards level 38.
[06/29/11 07:10:59] sbp misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:58 from level 38.
[06/29/11 12:11:54] kork [536/591] has come upon sbp [165/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[06/29/11 16:27:13] sbp [171/387] has challenged Cenhinen [1087/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/30/11 09:25:36] toasty [104/323] has challenged sbp [176/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to toasty's clock.
[06/30/11 12:22:40] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:50 towards level 39.
[07/01/11 03:37:56] AngryParsley [22/27] has challenged sbp [178/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/01/11 16:37:38] LordFella [162/359] has come upon sbp [377/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:02 is added to LordFella's clock.
[07/01/11 20:15:22] sbp [201/387] has challenged Nobgul [107/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/01/11 23:49:39] Ivvy, exa, and AmiRuss [72/1030] have team battled sbp, RichardBronosky, and Yankee [207/1022] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/11 23:59:56] greycat [285/459] has come upon sbp [310/387] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:53:25 is added to greycat's clock.
[07/02/11 06:15:07] Sanehouse [73/156] has come upon sbp [285/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Sanehouse's clock.
[07/02/11 06:30:43] sbp, TimRiker, and Deltor [323/1455] have team battled Charris, gipyelrah, and ion [1082/1946] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/11 03:53:26] Nobgul [146/302] has come upon sbp [189/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:30 is added to Nobgul's clock.
[07/03/11 23:50:15] brimstone [4/852] has come upon sbp [311/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:30:40 is added to brimstone's clock.
[07/04/11 05:39:44] sbp [7/387] has challenged dxrt [369/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/04/11 21:56:59] <death1024> [22/64] has challenged sbp [331/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to <death1024>'s clock.
[07/05/11 10:23:29] geck [182/294] has challenged sbp [44/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from geck's clock.
[07/05/11 23:38:30] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:00 towards level 41.
[07/06/11 06:37:39] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:07 towards level 41.
[07/06/11 19:03:16] slovdahl, bairyn, sbp, and melic have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/11 20:38:33] felipe [177/380] has challenged sbp [72/387] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:02:01 is removed from felipe's clock.
[07/06/11 21:52:29] sbp [159/468] has challenged TauPan [28/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/07/11 21:52:06] keeper_c [400/1156] has come upon sbp [134/468] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:36:17 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[07/09/11 10:14:40] sbp [333/468] has challenged Yankee [362/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/09/11 13:14:20] bairyn [43/473] has challenged sbp [359/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to bairyn's clock.
[07/09/11 17:06:44] Xander [96/326] has challenged sbp [174/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Xander's clock.
[07/10/11 07:22:51] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:46 from level 43.
[07/11/11 11:36:57] suterismus, Rabbitbunny, and Weasel [974/1735] have team battled sbp, AngryParsley, and TauPan [487/1364] and won! 0 days, 02:56:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/11 15:39:42] seek, dxrt, and Tarran [707/1009] have team battled sbp, Gerdesas, and Yankee [17/1324] and won! 0 days, 02:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/11 17:07:44] Eraos [289/536] has challenged sbp [198/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:27:51 is removed from Eraos's clock.
[07/11/11 22:27:39] Nobgul [115/325] has challenged sbp [215/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Nobgul's clock.
[07/13/11 12:47:08] sbp [348/468] has challenged dime [96/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/13/11 12:47:08] sbp has dealt dime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:16:12 is added to dime's clock.
[07/13/11 17:30:27] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:39 towards level 44.
[07/14/11 00:05:36] ElectRo [75/1111] has come upon sbp [381/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:02 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[07/14/11 21:25:40] Eraos [375/540] has challenged sbp [232/468] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:38:00 is removed from Eraos's clock.
[07/15/11 13:51:32] Suiseiseki [24/579] has come upon sbp [427/468] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:44:45 is added to Suiseiseki's clock.
[07/15/11 15:13:54] Kylu, c0de, and GaveUp [1156/1376] have team battled sshc, superpenisfish, and sbp [660/1017] and won! 0 days, 06:46:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/11 19:31:09] Lurker [342/1121] has challenged sbp [34/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:04:36 is removed from Lurker's clock.
[07/15/11 19:31:09] Lurker has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:00:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/17/11 04:50:52] cybersystem, DarkSiL, and mauke [1961/1978] have team battled AngryParsley, Woo, and sbp [913/1958] and won! 0 days, 01:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/11 06:02:15] sbp [278/504] has challenged seek [106/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/17/11 10:32:21] untdestroyer [203/287] has come upon sbp [232/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:37 is added to untdestroyer's clock.
[07/17/11 10:46:09] Charris [242/482] has challenged sbp [444/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:40 is added to Charris's clock.
[07/17/11 23:12:40] dog, <death1024>, and sbp [846/872] have team battled tool8, Eraos, and opticron [1126/1174] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/11 17:47:58] sasaniak [10/13] has challenged sbp [36/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/18/11 20:31:42] sbp, c0de, and <death1024> [108/1370] have team battled noother, BSDBlack, and Suiseiseki [190/1111] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/11 00:17:59] Centauri [134/203] has challenged sbp [151/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Centauri's clock.
[07/19/11 03:14:32] melic [319/375] has come upon sbp [449/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:06 is added to melic's clock.
[07/19/11 04:35:11] toasty, lipek, and sbp [80/1515] have team battled yond, Dimwit, and geck [569/864] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/11 20:28:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 19:36:35 toward level 45.
[07/20/11 07:18:08] Ivvy [445/524] has challenged sbp [166/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[07/21/11 04:33:06] sbp [302/504] has challenged livinskull [158/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/21/11 07:11:36] sbp [341/504] has challenged vegadark [94/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:57 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/21/11 10:12:12] masklin [595/804] has challenged sbp [280/504] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:47:14 is removed from masklin's clock.
[07/21/11 11:40:09] DarkSiL [93/448] has come upon sbp [100/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:16:59 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[07/21/11 13:12:49] sbp [231/504] has challenged hawk [445/791] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/21/11 14:13:03] sbp [327/504] has challenged untdestroyer [144/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/21/11 14:13:03] sbp has dealt untdestroyer a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:52:10 is added to untdestroyer's clock.
[07/21/11 19:14:21] Cenhinen [19/1150] has challenged sbp [44/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:01 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[07/22/11 15:18:50] sbp [424/504] has challenged exa [537/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:04 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/22/11 21:22:10] sbp [126/504] has challenged Beavis [358/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:57 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/23/11 10:24:45] sbp [113/504] has challenged exa [277/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:39:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/23/11 13:41:47] exa, Gerdesas, and sniegol [1248/1787] have team battled DrDick, sbp, and RichardBronosky [1316/1576] and lost! 0 days, 11:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/11 10:30:01] sbp [152/504] has challenged Root [31/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:11:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/24/11 17:20:51] sbp broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:56 from level 46.
[07/25/11 00:33:06] GaveUp [425/478] has challenged sbp [419/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:21:44 is removed from GaveUp's clock.
[07/25/11 22:37:51] sbp [324/504] has challenged TimRiker [186/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/25/11 22:37:51] In the fierce battle, TimRiker dropped his level 43 set of leggings! sbp picks it up, tossing his old level 39 set of leggings to TimRiker.
[07/25/11 23:42:20] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:39 from level 46.
[07/26/11 07:42:36] sbp [292/508] has challenged greycat [185/376] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/26/11 12:53:27] masklin, nhandler, and sbp [790/1452] have team battled slovdahl, Majak, and Weasel [196/1367] and won! 0 days, 00:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/11 16:57:11] rww [128/172] has challenged sbp [31/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:57 is removed from rww's clock.
[07/28/11 09:52:28] sniegol, sbp, and Kevin1981 [275/1618] have team battled bairyn, LordFella, and sasaniak [477/1258] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/11 14:46:59] ElectRo, yond, and slovdahl [1841/2018] have team battled sbp, AngryParsley, and noother [1193/1239] and won! 1 day, 00:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/11 06:06:24] sbp [37/508] has challenged Juggaloon [85/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:30:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/29/11 19:08:25] sbp, felipe, sniegol, and Alfie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/11 02:10:48] sbp [354/508] has challenged Ivvy [354/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/30/11 12:29:07] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:14 towards level 47.
[07/31/11 08:28:00] sbp, kloeri, ElrondTheHorny, and Juggaloon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/11 10:33:48] sbp [385/512] has challenged Grim [775/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/01/11 08:13:56] kork [244/570] has come upon sbp [44/512] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:59:43 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/06/11 18:51:11] Majak [294/477] has challenged sbp [196/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:41 is removed from Majak's clock.
[08/06/11 20:12:36] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:30 towards level 48.
[08/07/11 13:46:05] kabayan [69/217] has challenged sbp [449/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to kabayan's clock.
[08/08/11 04:09:49] sbp met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:56 from level 48.
[08/08/11 08:29:19] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:08 towards level 48.
[08/08/11 11:59:58] Xander [256/360] has challenged sbp [327/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:00 is added to Xander's clock.
[08/08/11 16:01:08] sbp [252/512] has challenged Cigo [154/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/09/11 02:01:29] ccx, miakeru, and sbp [538/1300] have team battled cruciform, kloeri, and Hydrogenum [1235/1940] and lost! 0 days, 06:07:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/11 11:10:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:32:39 from level 48.
[08/09/11 20:07:07] Beavis [673/735] has challenged sbp [59/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:42:13 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[08/09/11 20:34:10] alexjs [175/506] has challenged sbp [392/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to alexjs's clock.
[08/10/11 10:48:47] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:05 towards level 48.
[08/10/11 18:12:01] ccx [160/451] has challenged sbp [320/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:58:50 is added to ccx's clock.
[08/10/11 21:06:17] orangejediman [13/29] has challenged sbp [51/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to orangejediman's clock.
[08/11/11 11:15:36] sbp [261/512] has challenged cruciform [74/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:31:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/11/11 15:16:44] sbp [340/512] has challenged livinskull [211/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:06 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/11/11 20:37:57] sbp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:33 from level 48.
[08/13/11 08:39:09] sbp [299/531] has challenged alexjs [81/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/13/11 15:34:19] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:27 towards level 49.
[08/13/11 17:49:35] LordFella, suterismus, and Ultima [83/1804] have team battled [dmp], Alfie, and sbp [131/1408] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/11 15:37:30] Duph, dime, and colin [1276/1523] have team battled sbp, cirdan, and Nofew [298/1693] and won! 0 days, 00:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/11 01:54:22] Alfie [291/477] has come upon sbp [422/535] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:40:51 is added to Alfie's clock.
[08/16/11 18:01:48] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:22 towards level 49.
[08/18/11 02:50:43] sbp [433/535] has challenged cyne [98/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:11:14 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/18/11 16:54:46] Tragcrox [57/540] has come upon sbp [192/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:34:54 is added to Tragcrox's clock.
[08/19/11 08:47:35] ChrisAM [427/452] has come upon sbp [61/535] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:22 is removed from ChrisAM's clock.
[08/19/11 12:39:23] Kojia [5/7] has challenged sbp [244/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Kojia's clock.
[08/19/11 13:56:51] Osiux [71/245] has challenged sbp [23/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from Osiux's clock.
[08/19/11 20:11:28] colin, felipe, and Jareeta [667/916] have team battled sniegol, sbp, and spitfire [1040/1477] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/11 01:31:48] sbp [142/551] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [377/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/20/11 05:34:13] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:28 towards level 50.
[08/20/11 10:02:55] ElectRo [439/1109] has challenged sbp [502/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:47 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[08/20/11 17:27:21] Osiux [241/245] has come upon sbp [312/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:22 is added to Osiux's clock.
[08/20/11 18:20:22] kloeri [202/755] has come upon sbp [464/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:37:48 is added to kloeri's clock.
[08/21/11 04:16:46] greycat, sbp, and kork [1206/1511] have team battled cybersystem, brimstone, and ElectRo [2668/3005] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/11 10:19:24] tool8 [280/367] has come upon sbp [141/551] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:52:37 is removed from tool8's clock.
[08/21/11 21:15:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 5 days, 22:29:24 toward level 50.
[08/22/11 12:30:27] sbp, kwiat, and Charris [424/1445] have team battled yond, kenyon, and Locke [559/1320] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/11 20:37:06] Cthulhu [454/566] has come upon sbp [352/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:43:48 is removed from Cthulhu's clock.
[08/23/11 12:11:29] sbp [296/551] has challenged masklin [517/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/23/11 13:11:42] felipe [91/435] has challenged sbp [520/551] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:12:07 is added to felipe's clock.
[08/23/11 17:26:05] DrDick [170/731] has come upon sbp [517/551] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:12:39 is added to DrDick's clock.
[08/24/11 04:48:06] Plasmastar, dxrt, and colin [426/1849] have team battled sbp, charitwo, and felipe [710/1472] and lost! 0 days, 08:19:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/11 05:46:18] Cigo, Cthulhu, and sbp [1289/1658] have team battled seek, sid77, and suterismus [1278/1876] and won! 0 days, 03:52:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/11 21:16:44] sbp [417/551] has challenged bairyn [472/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/28/11 23:04:38] Skhone [181/217] has challenged sbp [217/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Skhone's clock.
[08/29/11 02:39:55] Hydrogenum [505/806] has challenged sbp [296/551] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:44:49 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/29/11 12:58:53] AmiRuss, nhandler, and dime [1105/1506] have team battled sbp, Ttech, and DarkSiL [1089/1837] and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/11 16:43:03] sbp [372/551] has challenged Jareeta [197/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:28 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/30/11 00:44:42] suiside [228/973] has challenged sbp [14/551] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:48:27 is removed from suiside's clock.
[08/30/11 06:45:58] sbp [204/551] has challenged Nolehte [266/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:14:22 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/31/11 03:50:41] DrDick [64/757] has challenged sbp [405/551] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:00:39 is added to DrDick's clock.
[09/01/11 03:14:26] mythras [30/133] has challenged sbp [99/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to mythras's clock.
[09/01/11 09:59:20] Cthulhu, Alfie, and greycat [302/1404] have team battled GaveUp, sbp, and TheOneElectric [28/1352] and won! 0 days, 10:06:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/11 16:25:36] Jareeta [347/380] has challenged sbp [51/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[09/01/11 21:30:48] sbp, cirdan, tool8, and cybersystem have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/11 11:57:31] yond [305/418] has come upon sbp [22/551] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:54 is removed from yond's clock.
[09/04/11 00:27:48] <death1024>, mrmist, and sbp [729/1415] have team battled sshc, Kylu, and keeper_c [1213/2009] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/11 21:44:58] ion, tool8, and Grim [1016/1786] have team battled sshc, lipek, and sbp [768/1557] and won! 0 days, 08:05:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/11 00:27:12] sbp slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sbp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/11 03:19:15] lipek [578/605] has challenged sbp [211/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:44:14 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/05/11 13:38:31] nhandler, GaveUp, and yang [228/1226] have team battled superpenisfish, sasaniak, and sbp [342/1452] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/11 22:24:43] IdylMeifter [72/111] has challenged sbp [294/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to IdylMeifter's clock.
[09/05/11 23:17:19] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:58 towards level 51.
[09/06/11 07:11:47] Kylu [358/489] has come upon sbp [309/546] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:26:20 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[09/06/11 07:29:04] Kylu [155/489] has come upon sbp [467/546] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:26:18 is added to Kylu's clock.
[09/06/11 08:48:49] exa [395/843] has challenged sbp [436/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to exa's clock.
[09/06/11 20:33:41] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:10 from level 51.
[09/07/11 03:13:44] sbp [51/546] has challenged Yuktii [151/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/07/11 04:50:22] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:48 towards level 52.
[09/07/11 06:11:03] zomega [220/486] has come upon sbp [93/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:21:45 is removed from zomega's clock.
[09/07/11 16:35:29] nosklo [313/505] has challenged sbp [102/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:25 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[09/07/11 16:36:38] <death1024> [335/427] has challenged sbp [396/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to <death1024>'s clock.
[09/08/11 06:08:42] KeyboardCat [3/17] has challenged sbp [307/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to KeyboardCat's clock.
[09/09/11 10:31:06] sbp [188/546] has challenged IdleBot [304/1280] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:57:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/10/11 05:11:46] dforthman [40/63] has challenged sbp [524/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to dforthman's clock.
[09/12/11 03:39:57] sbp [314/546] has challenged Hydrogenum [674/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:49:04 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/12/11 15:34:09] vrillusions [38/338] has challenged sbp [250/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[09/13/11 00:48:29] BlastHardcheese [63/216] has challenged sbp [416/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[09/13/11 11:42:29] sbp, opticron, and Cenhinen [2056/2225] have team battled yond, ChrisAM, and Plasmastar [616/1562] and won! 1 day, 14:44:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/11 12:25:04] opticron [518/526] has come upon sbp [493/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:30:44 is removed from opticron's clock.
[09/13/11 15:23:47] bbommarito [87/361] has come upon sbp [387/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:40 is added to bbommarito's clock.
[09/13/11 22:59:03] sbp [231/546] has come upon mythras [269/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:48:17 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/14/11 05:46:39] sbp [311/546] has challenged Preaux [193/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:47:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/14/11 20:50:57] LordFella [70/460] has challenged sbp [229/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:30 is added to LordFella's clock.
[09/15/11 12:08:05] sbp [260/546] has come upon mythras [6/357] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:42:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/16/11 03:00:13] Xander [125/319] has come upon sbp [389/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:21 is added to Xander's clock.
[09/16/11 04:54:51] seek [77/451] has challenged sbp [305/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:26 is added to seek's clock.
[09/17/11 13:23:17] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:40 from level 52.
[09/17/11 18:41:24] jetnu [22/280] has challenged sbp [449/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to jetnu's clock.
[09/17/11 22:34:42] Skhone [32/405] has challenged sbp [436/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Skhone's clock.
[09/18/11 21:32:30] Tragcrox [408/540] has challenged sbp [269/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Tragcrox's clock.
[09/19/11 09:52:49] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:54 towards level 52.
[09/19/11 10:03:53] sbp [49/546] has challenged mauke [423/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/19/11 15:41:59] sbp [398/546] has come upon kwiat [389/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:26:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/19/11 15:42:05] sbp [106/546] has come upon kwiat [252/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:59 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/20/11 13:39:31] sbp [439/546] has challenged Nolehte [129/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/20/11 16:40:36] sbp [93/546] has challenged keeper_c [907/1151] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/28/11 06:11:35] kwiat [165/493] has challenged sbp [52/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:23:06 is removed from kwiat's clock.
[09/28/11 12:12:33] sbp [409/546] has challenged thesquizer [253/282] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/28/11 15:32:51] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:17 from level 52.
[09/28/11 17:01:00] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:40 from level 52.
[09/28/11 19:03:34] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:27 towards level 52.
[09/28/11 23:33:30] BSDBlack [160/581] has come upon sbp [57/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:42:09 is removed from BSDBlack's clock.
[09/28/11 23:58:18] fsargent [27/66] has challenged sbp [26/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:07 is removed from fsargent's clock.
[09/29/11 17:17:33] c0de [475/561] has challenged sbp [113/546] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:10:20 is removed from c0de's clock.
[09/29/11 17:17:33] c0de has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:35 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/29/11 17:29:41] sbp [506/546] has challenged dime [537/565] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/30/11 10:20:20] sbp [413/546] has challenged gipyelrah [832/1088] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:34:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/30/11 17:53:23] mauke, Juggaloon, and sbp [81/2077] have team battled Legnarion, <death1024>, and Ciphohs5 [911/1223] and lost! 1 day, 09:36:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/11 21:12:35] sbp [468/546] has come upon nhandler [434/673] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:59:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/01/11 04:23:34] sbp [533/546] has challenged AngryParsley [344/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:46:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/01/11 23:26:44] Skhone [20/416] has challenged sbp [10/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:34 is removed from Skhone's clock.
[10/02/11 06:27:57] sbp [283/546] has challenged nhandler [172/676] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:49 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/02/11 21:30:39] lipek [527/568] has challenged sbp [143/546] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:48:52 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/03/11 08:32:27] sbp [274/546] has challenged Osiux [47/387] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:06:03 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/03/11 11:18:41] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:18 from level 53.
[10/03/11 14:33:23] sbp [413/546] has challenged adjtime [67/181] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/04/11 02:35:49] felipe [68/414] has challenged sbp [287/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:37:32 is added to felipe's clock.
[10/04/11 09:25:29] cybersystem, lipek, and Ciphohs5 [1135/2091] have team battled blizgerg, sbp, and <death1024> [1170/1445] and lost! 0 days, 21:18:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/11 17:05:21] ChrisAM, IdylMeifter, and sbp [237/1400] have team battled kenyon, cybersystem, and Jareeta [1217/2290] and lost! 0 days, 05:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/11 18:58:30] Ivvy [527/684] has come upon sbp [25/546] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:20 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[10/07/11 04:51:44] nhandler [244/676] has come upon sbp [305/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:49 is added to nhandler's clock.
[10/07/11 17:03:59] sbp [474/546] has challenged Hydrogenum [491/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:01:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/07/11 21:00:09] GaveUp [6/483] has challenged sbp [62/546] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[10/08/11 12:08:09] felipe, sbp, and kork [180/1460] have team battled charitwo, mythras, and yond [986/1415] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/11 12:32:40] Ephur, BSDBlack, and charitwo [327/1373] have team battled sbp, dxrt, and Woo [1885/2296] and lost! 0 days, 06:58:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/11 21:09:18] Ttech [379/915] has challenged sbp [232/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:24 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/10/11 00:14:20] sbp [391/546] has challenged sshc [220/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:13:34 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/10/11 21:20:17] AmiRuss, mythras, and Ivvy [1659/1789] have team battled bairyn, sbp, and D4rkSilver [92/1386] and won! 0 days, 00:01:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/11 21:43:06] seek, sbp, Juggaloon, and exa have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/11 21:40:02] exa, adjtime, and opticron [1718/1801] have team battled suiside, gipyelrah, and sbp [1941/2662] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/11 03:23:53] sbp [510/546] has challenged Kylu [221/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:01 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/12/11 09:53:44] suiside, sbp, BSDBlack, and Ciphohs5 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/11 17:54:27] sbp [444/825] has challenged Jareeta [332/438] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/13/11 19:31:41] sbp [633/825] has challenged wakeupscreaming [153/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:49:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/14/11 16:35:47] keeper_c [521/1178] has challenged sbp [397/825] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:55:52 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[10/14/11 20:54:21] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:54 from level 54.
[10/15/11 17:44:14] Cenhinen, sbp, and Charris [934/2408] have team battled charitwo, suiside, and Beavis [2106/2255] and lost! 2 days, 10:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/11 22:32:56] Grim [561/984] has come upon sbp [301/825] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:42:25 is removed from Grim's clock.
[10/15/11 22:41:27] Grim [446/984] has challenged sbp [785/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:00:18 is added to Grim's clock.
[10/16/11 01:52:39] charitwo [392/532] has come upon sbp [416/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:13:46 is added to charitwo's clock.
[10/16/11 02:31:13] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:29:24 from level 54.
[10/16/11 04:43:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 9 days, 13:25:06 toward level 54.
[10/17/11 08:55:52] sbp [323/825] has come upon sasaniak [335/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:17:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/17/11 13:44:55] cybersystem [154/1057] has come upon sbp [448/825] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:29:50 is added to cybersystem's clock.
[10/17/11 16:47:45] thesquizer, Ricket, and Juggaloon [889/1475] have team battled ejnahc, IdylMeifter, and sbp [549/1438] and won! 0 days, 01:44:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/11 07:59:19] Dungeon, [dmp], and PTC [510/1185] have team battled illuminata, sbp, and IdylMeifter [8/1550] and won! 0 days, 02:39:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/11 12:02:41] sjefen6, Ricket, and ccx [901/1213] have team battled sid77, suiside, and sbp [985/2295] and lost! 0 days, 08:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/11 12:52:53] dxrt [94/611] has challenged sbp [9/825] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:49:11 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[10/18/11 20:02:40] sbp, WrEtCh, and lipek [334/1954] have team battled felipe, GaveUp, and vrillusions [1237/1271] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/11 20:54:31] gipyelrah [1100/1105] has challenged sbp [626/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:58:13 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[10/19/11 07:58:31] sbp misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:58 from level 54.
[10/19/11 21:25:45] Mithadon [24/259] has challenged sbp [22/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:36 is removed from Mithadon's clock.
[10/21/11 04:28:39] simple [457/582] has come upon sbp [722/825] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:55:23 is added to simple's clock.
[10/21/11 14:19:01] sbp [476/825] has come upon sid77 [91/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:03 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/21/11 22:07:58] sbp [432/825] has challenged Nolehte [299/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/22/11 09:36:56] Comradin [242/313] has challenged sbp [546/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Comradin's clock.
[10/22/11 15:34:18] greycat [167/387] has come upon sbp [534/825] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:11:35 is added to greycat's clock.
[10/23/11 14:29:25] sbp [765/825] has challenged tool8 [289/465] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/24/11 05:18:22] Nolehte [331/498] has challenged sbp [662/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:55:23 is added to Nolehte's clock.

[10/27/11 08:32:28] simmy [656/765] has challenged sbp [191/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:48:42 is removed from simmy's clock.
[10/27/11 18:39:06] Tsunami [67/218] has challenged sbp [683/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Tsunami's clock.
[10/27/11 19:39:18] DrDick, AngryParsley, and allo [378/2031] have team battled sbp, simmy, and lipek [682/2174] and lost! 1 day, 16:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/11 20:00:08] ccx [476/481] has challenged sbp [215/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from ccx's clock.
[10/28/11 03:15:54] DrDick, sid77, and wakeupscreaming [379/1877] have team battled Ricket, Hydrogenum, and sbp [982/1931] and lost! 0 days, 22:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/11 20:14:36] sbp, brimstone, and ccx [1223/2167] have team battled noother, lipek, and Weasel [1008/1700] and won! 3 days, 00:22:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/11 22:44:32] superpenisfish [104/414] has challenged sbp [760/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:24 is added to superpenisfish's clock.
[10/30/11 03:45:33] Jareeta [23/446] has challenged sbp [379/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:57 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[10/30/11 23:49:17] sbp [357/825] has challenged felipe [61/415] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:34:53 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/31/11 01:17:21] ion, sbp, and DrDick [123/2056] have team battled Ephur, Hydrogenum, and suiside [1129/2264] and lost! 0 days, 23:06:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/11 05:50:14] Xander [75/416] has challenged sbp [642/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:11 is added to Xander's clock.
[10/31/11 12:17:00] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:18 towards level 55.
[11/01/11 05:31:16] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:49 from level 55.
[11/01/11 08:26:46] Legnarion [377/412] has challenged sbp [817/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Legnarion's clock.
[11/02/11 12:00:33] sbp [739/825] has challenged TheOneElectric [196/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:13:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/03/11 01:03:02] sbp [722/825] has challenged noother [208/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:16:55 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/03/11 15:05:45] sbp [651/825] has challenged gipyelrah [671/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/03/11 18:06:21] sbp [476/825] has challenged Grim [28/984] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/03/11 18:41:09] flax^_ [2/15] has challenged sbp [537/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to flax^_'s clock.
[11/04/11 12:06:10] hoeq [76/88] has challenged sbp [815/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to hoeq's clock.
[11/04/11 12:09:04] sbp [379/825] has challenged Lurker [958/1122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:54 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/05/11 17:22:05] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:31 from level 55.
[11/08/11 17:04:56] sbp [108/825] has challenged IdleBot [1129/1325] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/09/11 03:21:12] sbp [731/825] has come upon suiside [196/1007] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:37:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/09/11 04:23:55] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:36:10 from level 56.
[11/09/11 16:43:28] Ardzum [9/286] has challenged sbp [144/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Ardzum's clock.
[11/10/11 09:57:07] keeper_c, ChiefRA, and Ivvy [2194/2434] have team battled sbp, meep, and Weasel [384/1525] and won! 0 days, 12:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/11 00:31:38] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:36:41 from level 56.
[11/12/11 05:03:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 06:43:44 toward level 56.
[11/13/11 17:44:08] sbp [235/825] has challenged Xander [43/629] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:04:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/14/11 02:45:21] Ricket [289/348] has challenged sbp [150/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:57:51 is removed from Ricket's clock.
[11/14/11 10:46:22] sbp [80/825] has challenged cirdan [348/1104] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:04:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/14/11 13:06:13] meep, BlastHardcheese, and sbp [159/1444] have team battled kenyon, felipe, and Ciphohs5 [483/1670] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/11 14:47:15] sbp [720/825] has challenged meep [20/242] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:35:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/15/11 05:49:12] keeper_c [577/1191] has challenged sbp [402/825] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:54:37 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[11/15/11 14:50:40] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:58 towards level 56.
[11/16/11 07:09:18] noother [238/459] has come upon sbp [153/825] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:34:01 is removed from noother's clock.
[11/16/11 19:56:44] sbp [681/825] has challenged <death1024> [37/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:18:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/17/11 22:04:23] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:36 towards level 56.
[11/18/11 22:06:17] ThinkRob [178/226] has challenged sbp [148/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from ThinkRob's clock.
[11/19/11 00:42:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 2 days, 17:29:32 toward level 56.
[11/19/11 03:24:48] Satoshi [284/359] has come upon sbp [387/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:26 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/20/11 00:07:32] sbp [725/825] has challenged Tragcrox [492/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:46 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/20/11 09:10:04] ChiefRA [335/541] has challenged sbp [35/825] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[11/20/11 10:42:38] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:00 from level 56.
[11/20/11 20:10:34] wakeupscreaming [318/673] has challenged sbp [121/825] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:29:32 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[11/21/11 19:44:06] sbp [676/825] has come upon masklin [577/837] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/21/11 20:14:03] sbp [22/825] has challenged PTC [216/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:16:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/22/11 15:16:50] gipyelrah [393/1142] has challenged sbp [11/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:59:51 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[11/22/11 23:30:45] Vera, Ciphohs5, and sbp [508/1722] have team battled ion, xy, and masklin [330/1685] and won! 0 days, 00:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/11 06:48:37] opticron, DrDick, WrEtCh, and sbp have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/11 11:07:01] sbp [692/836] has challenged dime [397/407] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/24/11 04:22:11] sbp [482/836] has challenged LordFella [407/464] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:12:56 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/24/11 08:22:48] Kabaka [477/488] has challenged sbp [120/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:35:35 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[11/24/11 13:52:48] kenyon [115/801] has come upon sbp [18/836] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:34:41 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/25/11 08:08:10] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:11 towards level 57.
[11/26/11 03:10:11] sbp [685/836] has challenged masklin [193/842] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:13:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/28/11 14:18:11] Hydrogenum [419/822] has come upon sbp [515/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:37:35 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[11/29/11 01:04:51] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:27:28 from level 57.
[11/29/11 22:19:55] sbp broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:00 from level 57.
[11/30/11 13:18:20] Hydrogenum, illuminata, j_doe, and sbp have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/11 05:23:48] Kabaka [463/488] has come upon sbp [309/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:07:41 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[12/03/11 23:46:53] sbp [361/836] has challenged noother [13/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/04/11 02:47:25] charitwo [359/592] has challenged sbp [156/836] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:38:56 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[12/04/11 18:27:40] Phibs, Beavis, sbp, and aucg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/11 08:30:23] mamarley [159/240] has challenged sbp [602/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to mamarley's clock.
[12/06/11 01:46:14] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:33 towards level 57.
[12/06/11 10:34:29] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:04 towards level 57.
[12/06/11 13:49:17] charitwo [298/592] has come upon sbp [390/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:34 is added to charitwo's clock.
[12/07/11 03:38:16] cirdan, yond, and blizgerg [1676/1929] have team battled Ephur, Ricket, and sbp [86/1667] and won! 0 days, 03:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/11 01:18:30] mrx [212/419] has challenged sbp [3/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from mrx's clock.
[12/08/11 03:49:50] sbp [293/836] has challenged zomega [35/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:13 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/08/11 09:05:50] sbp [36/836] has challenged lipek [187/586] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/10/11 09:39:44] bigjay [144/171] has challenged sbp [199/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to bigjay's clock.
[12/10/11 21:58:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 18 days, 10:20:00 toward level 58.
[12/11/11 16:35:10] gilB [2/61] has challenged sbp [168/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to gilB's clock.
[12/11/11 22:17:21] sbp [688/836] has come upon ElectRo [133/1143] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:14:14 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/12/11 18:07:50] ReNDoM [40/256] has challenged sbp [54/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to ReNDoM's clock.
[12/13/11 05:41:03] xy [228/346] has challenged sbp [482/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to xy's clock.
[12/13/11 08:18:16] Ricket, Sakura, and ReNDoM [170/1180] have team battled jbroome, sbp, and lipek [1424/1897] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/11 12:16:17] sbp [169/836] has challenged Vera [108/523] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:39:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/15/11 06:48:14] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:10 towards level 58.
[12/15/11 22:09:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 01:24:50 toward level 58.
[12/16/11 01:00:27] sbp [381/836] has come upon blind [156/461] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:09 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/16/11 01:00:27] sbp has dealt blind a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:59:22 is added to blind's clock.
[12/16/11 12:27:20] sbp [311/836] has come upon WrEtCh [129/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:13 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/17/11 15:34:54] sbp [193/836] has challenged Ivvy [17/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:53 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/17/11 16:45:50] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:54 towards level 58.
[12/18/11 17:29:01] noother [208/415] has come upon sbp [828/836] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:51:46 is added to noother's clock.
[12/18/11 21:40:31] sbp [207/836] has challenged [dmp] [606/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/19/11 01:28:15] sbp [824/836] has challenged Deltor [505/616] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/19/11 01:57:07] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:14:48 towards level 59.
[12/22/11 09:44:05] kork, Seadog, and sbp [58/1669] have team battled opticron, vrillusions, and Deltor [1834/1885] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/11 14:01:15] sbp [288/836] has challenged Juggaloon [337/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:37:52 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/24/11 14:50:00] Tragcrox, alexjs, and Kabaka [1361/1506] have team battled yond, TauPan, and sbp [795/1592] and won! 1 day, 04:52:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/11 04:05:56] sasaniak, suterismus, and mrx [510/1940] have team battled TauPan, sbp, and Animal [896/1627] and lost! 0 days, 23:10:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/11 18:15:11] sbp [0/841] has challenged AngryParsley [72/755] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:17:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/25/11 19:46:05] Nolehte [355/588] has come upon sbp [62/841] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:32:22 is removed from Nolehte's clock.
[12/26/11 01:16:22] j_doe [301/533] has challenged sbp [602/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:04:21 is added to j_doe's clock.
[12/26/11 08:17:32] sbp [382/841] has challenged suiside [352/1149] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:39:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/26/11 11:16:52] woonack [79/452] has challenged sbp [597/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/26/11 16:58:46] Seadog [123/482] has challenged sbp [789/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Seadog's clock.
[12/27/11 08:20:44] Boohbah [32/327] has come upon sbp [415/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:58 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[12/28/11 02:51:12] allo, sbp, and Godisme [1197/1997] have team battled Celestia, Satoshi, and j_doe [533/1301] and won! 0 days, 08:11:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/11 15:33:30] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:16 towards level 59.
[12/28/11 15:43:31] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:07:57 towards level 59.
[12/28/11 22:28:56] sbp [126/841] has challenged kwiat [158/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:19:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/28/11 23:25:42] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:40 towards level 59.
[12/29/11 00:29:20] sbp [602/841] has challenged LordFella [315/324] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:03:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/29/11 11:31:13] sbp [502/841] has challenged alexjs [205/511] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:07:26 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/29/11 11:53:19] Jhess [38/47] has challenged sbp [533/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Jhess's clock.
[12/30/11 01:33:49] sbp [180/841] has challenged Ciphohs5 [20/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:07:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/30/11 03:38:44] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:07 towards level 59.
[12/30/11 09:59:47] GreeL, mrx, and nyuszika7h [221/1205] have team battled sbp, seek, and Joypad [56/1660] and won! 0 days, 02:32:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/11 09:39:41] sbp [163/841] has challenged Ivvy [98/700] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:20:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/31/11 11:40:01] sbp [79/841] has challenged yond [88/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:54:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/31/11 23:42:35] Osiux [19/461] has challenged sbp [377/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:11 is added to Osiux's clock.
[01/01/12 07:36:58] sbp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:07 from level 59.
[01/01/12 22:58:00] Majak [9/502] has come upon sbp [423/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:37 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/01/12 23:46:56] sbp [667/841] has challenged greycat [240/394] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:52:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/02/12 05:07:05] lipek [367/590] has come upon sbp [724/841] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:38:05 is added to lipek's clock.
[01/02/12 10:08:08] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:42:41 from level 59.
[01/02/12 21:11:12] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/12 12:58:04] sbp [112/836] has challenged mamarley [62/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/05/12 12:43:16] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:55 towards level 59.
[01/06/12 00:37:50] Grim, ElectRo, and opticron [2003/2995] have team battled Nolehte, GaveUp, and sbp [44/1901] and won! 2 days, 04:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/12 06:58:09] xeklat [251/509] has come upon sbp [549/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:59 is added to xeklat's clock.
[01/07/12 08:10:25] sbp [353/836] has challenged Yankee [251/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/08/12 09:52:45] sid77, spiffytech, and sbp [1437/1744] have team battled Legnarion, alexjs, and sjefen6 [1568/1641] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/12 10:33:26] Vera [358/525] has come upon sbp [607/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to Vera's clock.
[01/08/12 13:58:35] sbp [493/836] has challenged WrEtCh [350/579] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/10/12 21:28:44] sbp [39/836] has challenged DarkSiL [264/472] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:52:18 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/12/12 01:33:55] sbp [671/836] has challenged jbroome [616/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:35:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/12/12 09:01:54] sbp, dxrt, and kenyon [1855/2321] have team battled Majak, blind, and Juggaloon [641/2051] and won! 2 days, 07:56:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/12 13:35:50] sbp [140/836] has challenged Tsunami [456/529] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:28:18 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/13/12 01:08:39] spiffytech [64/471] has come upon sbp [77/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:26:50 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[01/13/12 15:40:54] mamarley [106/353] has challenged sbp [755/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:58 is added to mamarley's clock.
[01/13/12 20:32:40] spiffytech [332/471] has come upon sbp [2/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:05:03 is removed from spiffytech's clock.
[01/13/12 23:01:11] amaninacan [104/257] has challenged sbp [254/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to amaninacan's clock.
[01/13/12 23:10:36] chazzam [224/755] has come upon sbp [624/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:14:25 is added to chazzam's clock.
[01/14/12 19:46:01] allo [446/744] has challenged sbp [84/836] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:11:35 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/15/12 07:51:39] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:44:10 towards level 60.
[01/15/12 14:21:53] AmiRuss, Zeiram_X, and ruan [1574/1792] have team battled sbp, dxrt, and ElectRo [4/2651] and won! 0 days, 06:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/12 15:19:34] Ephur, keeper_c, and ion [414/2189] have team battled kwiat, felipe, and sbp [248/1922] and won! 0 days, 16:29:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/12 12:54:03] Morpheus3000, Tsunami, and sbp [1443/1661] have team battled [dmp], amaninacan, and ccx [789/1447] and won! 0 days, 01:05:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/12 03:03:56] woonack [28/458] has challenged sbp [385/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/22/12 06:56:13] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [342/552] has challenged sbp [399/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[01/23/12 01:00:44] ruan [773/941] has come upon sbp [655/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:58:19 is removed from ruan's clock.
[01/24/12 15:39:38] evilfix [180/193] has challenged sbp [486/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to evilfix's clock.
[01/24/12 22:31:03] noother [415/436] has challenged sbp [299/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:00:38 is removed from noother's clock.
[01/25/12 00:13:42] gipyelrah [509/901] has come upon sbp [355/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:57:58 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[01/26/12 04:34:25] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:34:53 towards level 60.
[01/26/12 11:38:01] sbp [787/836] has challenged Morpheus3000 [251/296] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:28:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/26/12 11:38:01] sbp has dealt Morpheus3000 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:20:52 is added to Morpheus3000's clock.
[01/27/12 13:25:02] KindOne [136/238] has challenged sbp [208/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/29/12 02:35:46] ion [320/515] has come upon sbp [636/836] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:45:29 is added to ion's clock.
[01/29/12 10:13:13] KindOne [67/238] has come upon sbp [386/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:30 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/29/12 11:30:03] sbp [496/836] has come upon gipyelrah [117/864] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:31:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/29/12 11:51:37] sjefen6 [530/533] has challenged sbp [91/836] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:43 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/29/12 16:58:26] jbroome [105/788] has come upon sbp [643/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:01 is added to jbroome's clock.
[01/29/12 21:16:04] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:45 towards level 60.
[02/01/12 02:02:52] nitzer [516/529] has come upon sbp [552/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:51 is added to nitzer's clock.
[02/01/12 09:24:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 08:56:57 from level 60.
[02/01/12 22:15:31] ty, sbp, Godisme, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/12 00:07:26] sbp [359/836] has challenged Lenny [48/382] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:44:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/02/12 04:09:21] sbp [417/836] has come upon amaninacan [16/412] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:05:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/02/12 15:10:14] kwiat [425/689] has challenged sbp [818/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:52 is added to kwiat's clock.
[02/02/12 23:06:26] greycat [113/418] has come upon sbp [50/836] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 06:45:25 is removed from greycat's clock.
[02/03/12 13:27:29] Xander [86/696] has come upon sbp [39/836] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:25:30 is removed from Xander's clock.
[02/03/12 13:27:29] Xander has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:12:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/04/12 03:39:04] Ephur [355/603] has challenged sbp [564/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Ephur's clock.
[02/04/12 04:23:39] woonack [7/458] has come upon sbp [486/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:45:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/04/12 19:21:04] Tabsy, brimstone, and preflex [933/1739] have team battled illuminata, sbp, and mauke [814/1887] and won! 0 days, 07:08:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/12 23:35:35] hylas [24/287] has challenged sbp [496/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to hylas's clock.
[02/05/12 07:22:12] sbp [731/836] has challenged sjefen6 [129/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:38:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/05/12 08:02:56] BlastHardcheese [156/459] has come upon sbp [362/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:29:45 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[02/06/12 05:26:15] Ahir [300/574] has challenged sbp [584/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:29 is added to Ahir's clock.
[02/06/12 15:09:04] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:54 from level 60.
[02/07/12 11:12:10] tdubellz [16/161] has challenged sbp [790/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to tdubellz's clock.
[02/07/12 11:54:53] noother [89/437] has come upon sbp [722/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:49 is added to noother's clock.
[02/07/12 16:17:46] neurospex [83/282] has challenged sbp [473/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to neurospex's clock.
[02/07/12 23:34:21] sbp [716/836] has challenged lipek [79/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:19:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/08/12 19:19:15] KyleXY [120/148] has challenged sbp [464/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to KyleXY's clock.
[02/09/12 03:39:38] sbp [137/836] has challenged swhitt [518/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/10/12 08:46:26] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:02 from level 60.
[02/10/12 22:48:43] sbp [462/836] has challenged Reaper [244/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/11/12 08:50:35] sbp [120/836] has challenged Majak [149/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:56:47 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/11/12 10:57:58] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:08 from level 60.
[02/11/12 13:49:50] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:39 towards level 60.
[02/13/12 08:31:07] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:01 towards level 60.
[02/13/12 15:03:35] sbp [727/836] has challenged ThinkRob [69/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/13/12 23:52:08] sbp [613/836] has challenged cirdan [207/1104] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/14/12 02:54:57] sbp [722/836] has come upon suiside [533/1149] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:37:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/14/12 10:07:09] sbp [291/836] has challenged hawk [0/838] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:33:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/14/12 20:22:26] AngryParsley [335/847] has come upon sbp [281/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:48:58 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/15/12 09:11:49] sbp [725/836] has challenged evilfix [223/288] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:15:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/17/12 05:19:14] exa [827/865] has challenged sbp [353/836] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from exa's clock.
[02/17/12 19:03:12] cirdan, sbp, and GROOSE [912/2300] have team battled jbroome, ElectRo, and VxJasonxV [1249/2371] and lost! 0 days, 07:08:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/12 19:34:13] Woo, Ciphohs5, and cirdan [1256/2751] have team battled Animal, blind, and sbp [1460/1984] and lost! 0 days, 14:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/12 21:14:57] sid77, illuminata, and Yankee [719/1652] have team battled sbp, TauPan, and Osiux [194/1702] and won! 0 days, 14:57:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/12 17:32:44] sbp [465/836] has challenged brimstone [301/789] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:04:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/20/12 12:42:21] Ahir [363/595] has challenged sbp [188/836] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from Ahir's clock.
[02/20/12 16:32:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 22:47:02 toward level 61.
[02/21/12 01:00:41] GROOSE [237/385] has come upon sbp [124/836] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:00 is removed from GROOSE's clock.
[02/21/12 06:39:02] BlastHardcheese [16/471] has challenged sbp [397/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:33 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[02/21/12 12:31:56] sbp [218/836] has come upon GaveUp [394/480] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:53:54 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/22/12 05:07:41] Simplicity [53/178] has challenged sbp [488/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Simplicity's clock.
[02/22/12 05:20:19] Ahir, sid77, and Str1ngS [665/1372] have team battled Charris, Sheudecai, and sbp [1347/1630] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/12 06:08:27] kenyon [276/841] has come upon sbp [127/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:57:07 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/22/12 17:21:08] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:08 towards level 61.
[02/22/12 21:32:15] s1amson [295/559] has come upon sbp [729/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:46:51 is added to s1amson's clock.
[02/23/12 13:48:13] woonack [50/392] has challenged sbp [369/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/24/12 03:19:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 12:57:40 toward level 61.
[02/24/12 09:51:40] sbp [769/836] has challenged Jareeta [52/781] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:54:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/24/12 12:00:50] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:15 towards level 61.
[02/24/12 15:12:53] Asthrou [40/496] has challenged sbp [406/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Asthrou's clock.
[02/24/12 20:09:59] Sakura, blind, and sbp [207/2407] have team battled [dmp], hawkeye, and ccx [1330/1585] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/12 10:42:33] sniegol [523/551] has come upon sbp [387/836] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:47:54 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[02/26/12 18:16:17] charitwo [53/526] has come upon sbp [321/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:59 is added to charitwo's clock.
[02/27/12 06:03:24] sbp [92/836] has challenged LordFella [163/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:18 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/27/12 08:55:46] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:28 towards level 61.
[02/27/12 16:02:06] Sabbie [29/650] has come upon sbp [332/832] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:40 is added to Sabbie's clock.
[02/27/12 19:27:41] sniegol [541/551] has come upon sbp [135/832] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:33:45 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[02/28/12 10:14:09] geekboi [524/900] has come upon sbp [684/838] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:04:17 is added to geekboi's clock.
[02/29/12 09:37:26] sbp, blind, and neurospex [580/1864] have team battled wakeupscreaming, ViolonC, and Ephur [705/1883] and lost! 0 days, 09:18:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/12 01:35:35] Satoshi, Kylu, and sbp [1331/2079] have team battled chazzam, Pici, and Cenhinen [515/2232] and won! 0 days, 22:09:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/12 04:51:11] wehrhund [310/383] has come upon sbp [209/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:35 is removed from wehrhund's clock.
[03/01/12 07:16:13] adamus1red [258/452] has challenged sbp [144/838] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:22:01 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[03/01/12 15:49:32] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:27 towards level 61.
[03/01/12 22:45:07] Dionysus [5/7] has challenged sbp [8/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Dionysus's clock.
[03/02/12 00:29:46] sbp [169/838] has come upon johnthebear [143/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:00:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/02/12 14:08:51] argus [76/257] has challenged sbp [161/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to argus's clock.
[03/02/12 16:28:17] Furry [2/14] has challenged sbp [475/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Furry's clock.
[03/03/12 07:24:19] sbp [670/838] has challenged mauke [193/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:41:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/03/12 10:22:54] s1cz, sbp, and Juggaloon [1495/2170] have team battled chazzam, SeySayux, and Cenhinen [1275/2126] and won! 0 days, 06:23:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/12 13:12:37] sbp, chazzam, and zbart [77/1996] have team battled nosklo, jbroome, and Tabsy [900/1820] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/12 17:35:01] Babar [566/876] has come upon sbp [566/838] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:00:08 is removed from Babar's clock.
[03/04/12 13:13:00] sbp misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:44 from level 61.
[03/04/12 14:01:26] sbp [537/838] has challenged charitwo [73/526] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/04/12 20:42:06] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:55:30 from level 62.
[03/05/12 05:35:25] Dionysus [67/248] has challenged sbp [275/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Dionysus's clock.
[03/05/12 06:08:15] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:13:34 towards level 62.
[03/06/12 10:13:20] Dionysus [208/261] has challenged sbp [136/838] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from Dionysus's clock.
[03/06/12 14:18:45] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:06:56 from level 62.
[03/07/12 09:19:49] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:00:12 from level 62.
[03/07/12 21:33:25] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:57 towards level 62.

[03/14/12 16:17:39] sbp broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:44:36 from level 62.
[03/14/12 20:58:12] tmberg, adamus1red, and neurospex [619/1667] have team battled sbp, s1cz, and Kylu [1196/2085] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/12 21:07:56] sbp [718/838] has challenged allo [301/762] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:05:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/15/12 12:10:19] sbp [524/850] has challenged johnthebear [63/337] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:32:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/17/12 06:17:36] Hydrogenum [73/831] has challenged sbp [535/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:27:57 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[03/20/12 21:32:58] Nolehte [32/601] has challenged sbp [839/850] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:58:47 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[03/21/12 10:26:10] lipek [594/612] has come upon sbp [366/850] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 15:43:23 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/22/12 17:40:48] sbp [607/854] has challenged zbart [200/320] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:54:03 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/22/12 20:22:41] masklin, KindOne, and mauke [1735/1899] have team battled [dmp], charitwo, and sbp [1782/2048] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/12 03:50:53] sbp [668/854] has challenged Pici [153/528] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:13:58 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/25/12 14:52:35] sbp [681/854] has challenged wakeupscreaming [212/704] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:46:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/26/12 05:20:19] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:39 towards level 62.
[03/27/12 10:04:23] argus [145/434] has challenged sbp [345/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to argus's clock.
[03/27/12 21:39:45] zbart [11/360] has come upon sbp [506/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:05 is added to zbart's clock.
[03/29/12 10:09:22] sbp [818/854] has challenged Houiszat [57/342] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:55:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/29/12 19:23:17] nosklo [355/551] has come upon sbp [706/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:03:48 is added to nosklo's clock.
[03/31/12 16:11:19] Ttech [363/1070] has challenged sbp [27/854] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/01/12 03:53:06] vrillusions, sbp, and robinetd [1028/1952] have team battled blind, nyislanders2121, and Houiszat [1126/1469] and lost! 0 days, 17:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/12 12:33:14] sbp [290/854] has challenged Grim [638/989] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:47:44 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/09/12 02:15:09] GeekOnCoffee [82/334] has challenged sbp [560/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to GeekOnCoffee's clock.
[04/09/12 07:02:36] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:51 towards level 62.
[04/11/12 15:05:48] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:34 towards level 62.
[04/12/12 22:45:28] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:37 towards level 62.
[04/12/12 23:36:28] SeySayux, sbp, and zero_one [898/1589] have team battled Rappy, Houiszat, and LordFella [598/1485] and won! 0 days, 05:22:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/12 05:10:16] ScarySloth, sbp, AngryParsley, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/12 11:57:01] kwiat [450/660] has challenged sbp [139/854] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from kwiat's clock.
[04/13/12 12:34:02] Grim [406/966] has challenged sbp [848/854] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to Grim's clock.
[04/13/12 13:19:09] zero_one [102/350] has come upon sbp [79/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:49 is removed from zero_one's clock.
[04/13/12 14:44:28] Str1ngS [116/613] has come upon sbp [321/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:33 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[04/15/12 08:32:47] sbp [305/854] has challenged Rappy [445/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/15/12 17:56:28] Bladerunner [124/367] has come upon sbp [817/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:32 is added to Bladerunner's clock.
[05/03/12 19:42:08] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:37 towards level 62.

[05/04/12 04:55:25] sbp has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:00:11 from level 62.
[05/05/12 08:21:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 07:55:25 toward level 62.
[05/06/12 11:04:00] Nolehte [285/639] has challenged sbp [733/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:18:55 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[05/07/12 03:35:54] s1cz [170/554] has come upon sbp [288/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:36:48 is added to s1cz's clock.
[05/07/12 04:51:26] Sheudecai [83/651] has challenged sbp [629/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[05/07/12 06:16:34] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:24 towards level 62.
[05/07/12 17:10:29] sbp [495/854] has challenged felipe [314/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:35:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/07/12 19:33:25] sbp [751/854] has challenged mauke [389/656] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/08/12 12:28:51] s1cz [441/554] has come upon sbp [167/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:21 is removed from s1cz's clock.
[05/08/12 23:48:21] mauke, Ghostwolf, and Nolehte [756/1809] have team battled yond, Charris, and sbp [944/1762] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/12 00:17:15] sbp [484/854] has challenged AngryParsley [449/782] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:42:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/09/12 11:20:31] ender456 [131/153] has challenged sbp [133/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to ender456's clock.
[05/09/12 15:28:04] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:54 towards level 63.
[05/10/12 03:20:52] Buglouse [50/71] has challenged sbp [547/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Buglouse's clock.
[05/10/12 10:24:45] Zeman4323 [33/415] has challenged sbp [445/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:53 is added to Zeman4323's clock.
[05/11/12 23:34:55] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:41:23 towards level 63.
[05/13/12 20:41:17] sbp [92/854] has challenged kenyon [773/1042] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:55:15 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/14/12 00:04:23] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:27:33 towards level 63.
[05/14/12 02:28:55] SeySayux, gipyelrah, sbp, and sjefen6 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/12 09:43:37] Furry, Buglouse, and Ivvy [619/1633] have team battled sbp, [dmp], and WrEtCh [378/2118] and won! 0 days, 00:20:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/12 03:09:58] sbp, Str1ngS, and dwfreed [1545/1824] have team battled jmaugue, Zeman4323, and illuminata [638/1247] and won! 0 days, 00:18:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/12 07:48:25] Nolehte [114/639] has challenged sbp [280/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:32:04 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[05/25/12 11:06:14] sbp, Jade, and ccx [1460/1603] have team battled Rolz, illuminata, and Juggaloon [981/1752] and won! 0 days, 00:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/12 12:41:28] sbp [745/854] has challenged Animal [169/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:36:26 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/26/12 15:42:03] sbp [291/854] has challenged Charris [313/401] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/27/12 07:45:10] ElectRo [218/1192] has challenged sbp [334/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:30:57 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[05/28/12 07:55:46] Reaper [263/614] has come upon sbp [616/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:45 is added to Reaper's clock.
[05/30/12 00:22:55] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:40:03 from level 63.
[05/30/12 16:19:20] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:57 towards level 63.
[05/31/12 07:59:55] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:47 towards level 63.
[05/31/12 19:08:51] Ciphohs5 [408/437] has challenged sbp [537/854] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:27:34 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[06/01/12 06:48:48] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:06 towards level 63.
[06/01/12 12:24:04] sbp [714/854] has come upon TheWing [406/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:05:13 is removed from sbp's clock.

[06/01/12 23:14:29] Reaper [175/614] has challenged sbp [359/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:34 is added to Reaper's clock.
[06/02/12 14:14:09] sbp fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sbp's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/02/12 17:57:39] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:07 towards level 63.
[06/02/12 19:53:46] Jareeta [792/830] has come upon sbp [614/840] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:19:08 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[06/02/12 20:57:38] sbp met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:52:12 from level 63.
[06/03/12 21:23:39] allo [402/762] has challenged sbp [415/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:19:21 is added to allo's clock.
[06/04/12 08:25:54] sbp [776/840] has challenged ReNDoM [420/444] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:55:06 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/04/12 16:09:37] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:04 towards level 63.
[06/05/12 06:58:03] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:34 towards level 63.
[06/07/12 01:10:25] sbp, JimShoe, and Tenorman [357/1682] have team battled DemosDemon, nitzer, and Tabsy [632/1552] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/12 06:40:11] Str1ngS [602/658] has challenged sbp [375/840] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:43:00 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[06/08/12 12:20:52] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:53 towards level 63.
[06/08/12 21:53:39] sbp bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:03 from level 63.
[06/09/12 11:39:52] sbp, Houiszat, and felipe [928/1854] have team battled vegadark, Zeman4323, and SeySayux [46/1677] and won! 0 days, 10:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/12 13:54:18] sbp [378/840] has challenged keeper_c [300/1230] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:55 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/09/12 15:07:21] Minun [149/150] has challenged sbp [415/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Minun's clock.
[06/09/12 19:55:33] sbp [168/840] has challenged vrillusions [85/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/10/12 04:57:31] Kylu [227/820] has challenged sbp [833/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:41:07 is added to Kylu's clock.
[06/10/12 06:02:42] Zeman4323 [145/424] has challenged sbp [160/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Zeman4323's clock.
[06/10/12 08:32:09] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:47 from level 63.
[06/10/12 18:25:00] sbp [38/840] has challenged khmerboy [205/381] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/07/12 08:36:44] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:38:08 from level 64.
[07/07/12 12:27:23] Trienish [90/604] has challenged sbp [573/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:17 is added to Trienish's clock.
[07/07/12 21:56:22] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:20:43 from level 64.
[07/09/12 06:11:44] Animal, Ghostwolf, and sbp [1762/2199] have team battled avocado, zbart, and sasquatc4 [356/1165] and won! 0 days, 12:32:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/12 16:58:05] avocado [53/265] has challenged sbp [281/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to avocado's clock.
[07/10/12 10:36:38] Jareeta [76/831] has come upon sbp [488/840] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:01:13 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[07/10/12 15:58:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 27 days, 14:37:07 toward level 64.
[07/10/12 16:40:13] sbp [396/840] has challenged Zeman4323 [36/420] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:19:10 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/10/12 22:53:27] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:26 towards level 64.
[07/11/12 07:43:29] sbp [115/840] has challenged chadi [204/268] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:23:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/12/12 12:57:20] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:04:23 towards level 64.
[07/12/12 20:51:40] sbp [382/840] has challenged Kinsmir [90/547] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:50:34 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/13/12 01:50:08] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:43 towards level 64.
[07/13/12 23:09:09] ryushe [186/408] has come upon sbp [720/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:45:53 is added to ryushe's clock.
[07/14/12 05:59:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 2 days, 11:39:45 toward level 64.
[07/14/12 18:28:07] oldmankdude [248/288] has challenged sbp [389/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to oldmankdude's clock.
[07/15/12 17:41:24] sunrisewolf [225/231] has challenged sbp [629/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to sunrisewolf's clock.
[07/15/12 18:17:10] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:06:27 towards level 64.
[07/16/12 06:25:22] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:33 towards level 64.
[07/17/12 05:23:35] Hans.Wurst [289/477] has come upon sbp [66/840] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:18 is removed from Hans.Wurst's clock.
[07/17/12 22:17:55] boshaus [237/506] has challenged sbp [148/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:24:08 is removed from boshaus's clock.
[07/17/12 22:17:55] boshaus has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:43:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/18/12 06:49:04] gipyelrah [504/834] has come upon sbp [641/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:34:41 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[07/18/12 07:24:06] ChiefRA, sbp, and argus [377/2113] have team battled Babar, Chagall, and exa [1713/1977] and lost! 3 days, 05:44:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/12 18:57:53] allo [84/752] has challenged sbp [253/840] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to allo's clock.
[07/19/12 16:10:26] neurospex, kenyon, and Slipyx [1052/1793] have team battled sbp, brimstone, and KindOne [1969/2048] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/12 09:31:22] sbp [391/840] has challenged allo [82/752] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:05:46 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/20/12 09:36:32] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:08 towards level 64.
[07/20/12 18:55:03] keeper_c, suiside, and sbp [453/3319] have team battled Grim, ryushe, and Slipyx [1155/1649] and lost! 1 day, 17:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/12 19:50:10] AfterDeath [434/697] has come upon sbp [825/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:17:38 is added to AfterDeath's clock.
[07/21/12 05:12:43] keeper_c [943/1284] has come upon sbp [502/840] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:25:19 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[07/21/12 05:41:37] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:22 towards level 64.
[07/21/12 23:42:35] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:02 towards level 64.
[07/23/12 04:31:36] sbp saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:47 from level 64.
[07/23/12 06:57:20] KcL [217/432] has challenged sbp [448/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to KcL's clock.
[07/23/12 12:43:15] Kabaka [193/600] has challenged sbp [392/840] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:48:36 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[07/23/12 19:57:45] AfterDeath, Ttech, and Kylu [1934/2644] have team battled sbp, KcL, and Hans.Wurst [1039/1680] and won! 1 day, 00:43:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/12 21:18:18] Nolehte, masklin, and illuminata [1262/1753] have team battled Morpheus3000, preflex, and sbp [610/1778] and won! 0 days, 05:55:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/12 09:53:05] sasquatc4, sbp, and kenyon [319/2278] have team battled DryRoastedPeanut, nosklo, and Osiux [1360/1564] and lost! 1 day, 04:16:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/12 03:56:38] Ivvy [137/760] has challenged sbp [580/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to Ivvy's clock.
[07/26/12 06:12:18] sbp got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:57:23 from level 64.
[07/27/12 07:29:38] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/12 10:21:38] blind, dwfreed, and sbp [646/2350] have team battled Kylu, Woo, and Pent [526/2538] and won! 0 days, 11:26:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/12 18:00:25] sbp [306/835] has come upon seek [189/686] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:31:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/29/12 02:24:46] blind, Jareeta, and Charris [802/1967] have team battled exa, nikoJ, and sbp [1323/1666] and lost! 0 days, 09:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/12 10:26:05] [dmp], SCSi, and Bitz69 [839/1323] have team battled sasaniak, sbp, and gchristensen [659/1904] and won! 0 days, 03:21:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/12 01:21:16] sasquatc4 [404/547] has challenged sbp [617/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:06 is added to sasquatc4's clock.
[07/31/12 08:35:14] elbows, confus3d, and sbp [1342/1656] have team battled nosklo, Ttech, and DryRoastedPeanut [1245/2106] and won! 0 days, 06:50:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/12 11:50:21] gipyelrah [639/834] has come upon sbp [720/835] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:28 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[08/02/12 10:35:45] [dmp] [162/682] has come upon sbp [70/835] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:45:53 is removed from [dmp]'s clock.
[08/04/12 02:17:48] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:26 from level 64.
[08/04/12 16:59:53] wakeupscreaming [521/780] has challenged sbp [485/835] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[08/05/12 00:47:29] sbp [801/835] has challenged AfterDeath [617/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/05/12 01:04:16] vrillusions, sbp, noother, and confus3d have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/12 13:52:35] Satoshi [59/501] has challenged sbp [423/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:35 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[08/06/12 07:52:09] jbroome [34/518] has come upon sbp [85/835] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:03:03 is added to jbroome's clock.
[08/07/12 20:30:03] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:54 towards level 64.
[08/08/12 02:41:31] sbp [833/842] has challenged Oldiesmann [147/587] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/08/12 06:17:01] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:22:29 from level 65.
[08/10/12 08:01:41] idleOne, sbp, and Tenorman [1087/2133] have team battled DeLorean, pwned, and preflex [883/1430] and won! 0 days, 05:49:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/12 14:17:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 21 days, 07:45:57 toward level 65.
[08/11/12 21:21:36] Zeman4323 [246/426] has challenged sbp [481/849] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Zeman4323's clock.
[08/12/12 01:18:01] ameoba [78/204] has challenged sbp [489/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to ameoba's clock.
[08/12/12 17:31:05] sbp [487/849] has challenged sixx [28/380] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:20:42 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/12/12 22:04:59] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:43 towards level 65.
[08/13/12 16:47:37] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:45 towards level 65.
[08/14/12 11:36:05] spiffytech [114/490] has come upon sbp [274/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:34 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[08/16/12 21:29:44] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:05 towards level 65.
[08/17/12 08:59:57] kork [49/350] has come upon sbp [700/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:20 is added to kork's clock.
[08/17/12 16:58:06] masklin, jbroome, and sbp [1983/2202] have team battled DemosDemon, Jade, and Trienish [231/2299] and won! 0 days, 16:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/12 23:01:22] davie [196/530] has come upon sbp [524/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:58 is added to davie's clock.
[08/18/12 00:00:04] sbp [581/849] has challenged confus3d [67/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:43:42 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/18/12 04:00:58] sbp [675/849] has challenged swhitt [378/457] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:17:57 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/19/12 01:05:54] Ttech [689/1100] has challenged sbp [248/849] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:49:24 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/19/12 07:11:43] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:21 towards level 65.
[08/19/12 11:07:44] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:28 towards level 65.

[08/21/12 20:24:03] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:10 towards level 65.
[08/22/12 15:59:03] tann [382/431] has come upon sbp [634/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:19 is added to tann's clock.
[08/23/12 06:54:05] SudoKing [186/322] has come upon sbp [801/849] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:47 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[08/23/12 16:37:02] sbp has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:35 from level 65.
[08/25/12 14:09:14] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:31 towards level 65.
[08/26/12 19:48:22] sbp [556/849] has challenged allo [256/754] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:04:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/26/12 19:48:22] In the fierce battle, allo dropped his level 133 amulet! sbp picks it up, tossing his old level 121 amulet to allo.
[08/27/12 14:29:09] sbp [695/861] has come upon Nofew [123/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:23:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/27/12 22:26:28] sbp [779/861] has come upon DemosDemon [949/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/31/12 07:53:13] sbp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:40 from level 65.
[09/01/12 04:39:26] DeLorean, Gizmokid2005, and tmberg [1053/1729] have team battled NN2k, Jareeta, and sbp [1716/2157] and lost! 0 days, 23:29:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/12 09:38:30] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:52 towards level 65.
[09/04/12 09:40:12] sbp, DeLorean, and exa [1386/2116] have team battled dwfreed, GaveUp, and fancybone [1295/1704] and won! 0 days, 03:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/12 17:37:06] KINGc0de [406/443] has challenged sbp [301/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from KINGc0de's clock.
[09/04/12 22:28:20] sbp [458/871] has challenged Sheudecai [120/366] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:46:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/05/12 23:10:43] Ghostwolf, sbp, KindOne, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/12 08:52:16] brentter [79/93] has challenged sbp [696/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to brentter's clock.
[09/06/12 17:56:45] sbp [415/871] has challenged zomega [294/669] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:11:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/07/12 12:00:37] sbp [830/871] has challenged WrEtCh [393/587] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:10:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/07/12 21:06:30] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:41:12 towards level 66.
[09/08/12 02:25:34] Str1ngS, keeper_c, and ventura [1406/2370] have team battled sbp, suterismus, and Furry [1461/2683] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/12 20:38:35] tann, Lenny, and PriceChild [1423/1890] have team battled zomega, sjefen6, and sbp [412/2249] and won! 1 day, 00:55:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/12 21:22:50] sbp [107/871] has come upon ElectRo [141/1253] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:17:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/10/12 15:16:38] Plasmastar [96/717] has challenged sbp [493/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:32 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[09/11/12 20:29:49] HoboMan [18/25] has challenged sbp [366/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to HoboMan's clock.
[09/12/12 06:15:36] sbp bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:49:39 from level 66.
[09/13/12 16:05:54] BlastHardcheese [23/496] has come upon sbp [111/871] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:01:40 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[09/14/12 01:35:08] idleOne [323/611] has challenged sbp [189/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:33:07 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[09/14/12 14:37:59] sbp [72/871] has challenged Trienish [81/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:19:38 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/16/12 00:49:12] Lefty [322/436] has challenged sbp [767/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Lefty's clock.
[09/18/12 09:34:29] greycat [5/472] has come upon sbp [117/871] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 19:14:26 is added to greycat's clock.
[09/19/12 09:48:53] seth-- [228/440] has challenged sbp [632/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to seth--'s clock.
[09/20/12 03:40:40] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:02 towards level 66.
[09/20/12 14:21:32] greycat [459/472] has come upon sbp [245/871] and taken them in combat! 42 days, 19:33:21 is removed from greycat's clock.
[09/20/12 19:38:47] Reaper [279/604] has come upon sbp [145/871] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:56 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[09/20/12 19:38:47] Reaper has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:23:57 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/21/12 12:50:34] xec [16/72] has challenged sbp [20/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to xec's clock.
[09/21/12 14:53:19] Minun [12/552] has come upon sbp [847/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:09 is added to Minun's clock.
[09/21/12 17:45:43] Trienish, yano, and charitwo [348/1686] have team battled sbp, jbest, and SirNeo [473/1597] and lost! 0 days, 08:17:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/12 20:54:00] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:23 towards level 66.
[09/22/12 23:25:52] sbp [320/871] has challenged Ghostwolf [283/589] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:25:06 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/23/12 15:55:02] chadi [49/533] has come upon sbp [605/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:24 is added to chadi's clock.
[09/23/12 20:31:59] Zeman4323, Satoshi, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [923/1640] have team battled tmberg, Darius, and sbp [573/1678] and won! 0 days, 19:49:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/12 22:07:24] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:52 towards level 66.
[09/24/12 09:54:31] Woop [120/215] has challenged sbp [707/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Woop's clock.
[09/24/12 10:33:38] sbp [491/871] has challenged sasquatc4 [411/579] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:18:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/25/12 07:00:01] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:06 towards level 66.
[09/25/12 13:33:13] Ivvy [238/777] has come upon sbp [338/871] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:37:06 is added to Ivvy's clock.
[09/25/12 16:21:15] Ivvy [531/777] has come upon sbp [184/871] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:08:13 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[09/26/12 00:54:38] Lenny [774/943] has come upon sbp [439/871] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:32:56 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[09/26/12 14:28:09] nikoJ [382/531] has come upon sbp [809/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:22 is added to nikoJ's clock.
[09/26/12 20:49:14] sbp [792/871] has challenged brimstone [251/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:06:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/28/12 06:56:30] sbp [640/871] has challenged Fluttershy [561/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/28/12 08:06:48] Icedream [244/443] has challenged sbp [742/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Icedream's clock.
[09/28/12 09:57:09] sbp [67/871] has challenged vegadark [418/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/28/12 16:57:31] meh [47/272] has challenged sbp [806/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to meh's clock.
[09/29/12 01:06:13] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:33 towards level 66.
[09/29/12 11:27:21] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:51 towards level 66.
[10/02/12 16:26:56] Grim [851/884] has come upon sbp [717/871] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:34:41 is removed from Grim's clock.
[10/03/12 05:22:22] sbp [200/871] has challenged Nofew [195/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:59:48 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/03/12 20:22:42] ElectRo, SirNeo, and keeper_c [1207/2977] have team battled mamarley, sbp, and meh [801/1843] and won! 0 days, 03:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/12 12:13:35] sbp fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sbp's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/12 15:02:17] raela [92/225] has challenged sbp [522/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to raela's clock.
[10/04/12 19:20:47] Jade [132/696] has come upon sbp [300/857] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:53:48 is added to Jade's clock.
[10/04/12 19:39:27] sbp, sjefen6, and gipyelrah [1111/2419] have team battled swhitt, charitwo, and Dodo [1405/1522] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/12 12:08:02] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:20 towards level 66.
[10/06/12 01:07:31] sbp [49/857] has challenged DeLorean [121/573] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/06/12 09:39:34] lipek [649/668] has challenged sbp [455/857] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:07:04 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/06/12 13:52:46] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:56:24 towards level 67.
[10/15/12 02:52:33] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:56:09 towards level 67.
[10/15/12 22:06:09] sbp, Icedream, yano, and Yankee have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/12 12:55:34] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:57:18 towards level 67.
[10/18/12 17:11:20] sbp [730/857] has challenged Dodo [263/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:34:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/18/12 21:12:15] GyrosGeior [305/580] has challenged sbp [168/857] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:35:21 is removed from GyrosGeior's clock.
[10/19/12 04:51:42] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:39:07 towards level 67.
[10/19/12 20:17:33] Hydrogenum [466/824] has challenged sbp [793/857] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:45:33 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[10/20/12 08:05:40] Ciphohs5 [386/442] has come upon sbp [729/857] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:20:43 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[10/20/12 18:49:42] SpamMage [157/387] has come upon sbp [546/857] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:27 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[10/21/12 12:17:01] lipek [544/671] has come upon sbp [558/857] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:02:40 is added to lipek's clock.
[10/21/12 21:34:21] Sheudecai [200/381] has come upon sbp [704/857] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:39:42 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[10/22/12 06:14:48] sbp, Reaper, and ChiefRA [716/2227] have team battled suterismus, jbest, and Vostok [966/2072] and lost! 1 day, 08:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/12 23:00:55] angelos, nikoJ, and Cameron_D [616/1240] have team battled sbp, Nofew, and Cenhinen [492/2222] and won! 0 days, 02:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/12 23:34:38] Lenny [743/943] has challenged sbp [714/857] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:30:15 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[10/23/12 06:03:20] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:24:34 towards level 67.
[10/23/12 20:27:37] Robodashy [370/495] has challenged sbp [477/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Robodashy's clock.
[10/25/12 01:46:03] yond [8/677] has challenged sbp [551/857] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:24:23 is added to yond's clock.
[10/28/12 06:29:16] alexjs, sasaniak, and dxrt [1227/1954] have team battled nicko, sbp, and blizgerg [1295/1692] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/12 08:03:30] sbp [134/857] has challenged rasputo [220/369] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:25:17 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/28/12 12:04:16] Jade [225/696] has challenged sbp [551/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:00:36 is added to Jade's clock.
[10/28/12 12:35:33] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:27:16 towards level 67.
[10/28/12 15:04:49] sbp [834/857] has challenged s1amson [183/503] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:05:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/29/12 04:05:34] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:02 towards level 67.
[10/29/12 11:46:23] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [179/679] has come upon sbp [202/857] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:23 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[10/30/12 01:11:39] digitaldonk [398/438] has challenged sbp [480/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:20 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[10/30/12 10:52:43] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:27 towards level 67.
[10/30/12 16:41:14] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:23:00 from level 67.
[10/31/12 06:19:50] sbp [44/857] has challenged kork [50/316] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:05:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/31/12 15:13:30] Smoovious [301/363] has challenged sbp [146/857] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from Smoovious's clock.
[10/31/12 23:34:35] wolfmitchell [91/277] has challenged sbp [455/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to wolfmitchell's clock.
[10/31/12 23:39:01] sbp broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:49:53 from level 67.
[11/01/12 05:20:20] BlastHardcheese, nicko, and DemosDemon [1630/1685] have team battled ChiefRA, sbp, and Beavis [1032/2115] and won! 0 days, 06:17:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/12 10:25:57] keeper_c [681/1305] has challenged sbp [461/857] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:07:49 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[11/01/12 16:29:07] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:49:05 towards level 67.
[11/03/12 06:36:01] Hans.Wurst [73/401] has challenged sbp [733/857] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:40:11 is added to Hans.Wurst's clock.
[11/03/12 11:48:14] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:45 towards level 67.
[11/03/12 14:15:36] Beavis [423/739] has challenged sbp [816/857] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Beavis's clock.
[11/04/12 11:05:56] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:49:28 towards level 67.
[11/05/12 14:31:05] Mattycakes [98/363] has challenged sbp [308/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Mattycakes's clock.
[11/06/12 00:26:52] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:18 towards level 67.
[11/07/12 08:26:15] sbp left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sbp's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/12 00:13:20] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:52 towards level 67.
[11/08/12 05:07:00] raela, Gizmokid2005, and Vostok [1370/1476] have team battled kork, sbp, and Nasrudin [2137/2195] and lost! 0 days, 16:48:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/12 13:39:58] glisignoli [164/404] has challenged sbp [809/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to glisignoli's clock.
[11/08/12 15:00:21] sbp [148/825] has come upon Iuz [289/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:55 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/10/12 13:31:20] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:26 towards level 67.
[11/10/12 16:59:55] Goldman82 [159/185] has challenged sbp [61/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:53 is removed from Goldman82's clock.
[11/10/12 18:14:19] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:57 towards level 67.
[11/11/12 02:19:08] sbp [470/825] has challenged Pshawie [127/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/11/12 14:21:46] ccx [487/508] has challenged sbp [478/825] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:35:32 is removed from ccx's clock.
[11/14/12 11:02:02] tw [113/296] has challenged sbp [301/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to tw's clock.
[11/15/12 09:19:07] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:48 towards level 67.
[11/15/12 13:46:18] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:54 towards level 67.
[11/16/12 05:17:54] lipek [89/671] has come upon sbp [43/825] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:32:58 is removed from lipek's clock.
[11/18/12 22:00:49] sbp [586/825] has challenged Vostok [250/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/19/12 00:31:57] alexjs, jbest, and Nofew [1625/1658] have team battled ccx, Birdbones, and sbp [289/1544] and won! 0 days, 00:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/12 11:55:42] sbp, raela, and kork [65/1561] have team battled SpamMage, MONITOR_BOT, and Manel [895/1384] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/12 17:37:35] Aezzop [3/4] has challenged sbp [583/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Aezzop's clock.
[11/19/12 19:59:11] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:59 towards level 67.
[11/20/12 18:47:57] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:41 towards level 67.
[11/21/12 06:40:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 21:30:10 toward level 67.
[11/21/12 17:08:18] sbp [602/825] has come upon Smoovious [58/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/22/12 02:52:22] sbp, DeLorean, and m0shbear [1123/1878] have team battled jbest, Gizmokid2005, and kork [1260/1360] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/12 02:57:36] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:32 towards level 67.
[11/23/12 19:29:14] unicoder [112/208] has challenged sbp [44/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from unicoder's clock.
[11/23/12 23:28:24] sbp [237/825] has challenged Vostok [489/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:28 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/24/12 04:39:57] SpamMage, Jade, and BlastHardcheese [50/1806] have team battled keeper_c, sbp, and neurospex [1586/2764] and lost! 1 day, 07:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/12 17:10:22] sbp [435/825] has challenged seth-- [362/466] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:36:01 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/25/12 11:36:38] Vostok [90/586] has challenged sbp [560/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:22:32 is added to Vostok's clock.
[11/26/12 03:40:13] sbp [375/825] has challenged digitaldonk [261/452] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:29:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/27/12 00:09:25] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:34:27 towards level 68.
[11/28/12 16:51:15] Sparticus [176/409] has come upon sbp [567/825] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:53 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[11/28/12 17:24:33] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:19:39 towards level 68.
[11/28/12 23:14:06] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:43 towards level 68.
[11/29/12 12:00:37] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:59:50 towards level 68.
[11/30/12 16:07:51] sbp [725/825] has challenged yond [119/699] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:32:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/30/12 23:33:54] aldur [5/12] has challenged sbp [355/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to aldur's clock.
[12/01/12 20:32:07] Ttech [275/1177] has come upon sbp [190/825] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:22:19 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/02/12 00:24:16] Oxe [28/274] has challenged sbp [742/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Oxe's clock.
[12/02/12 10:53:57] Loreley [199/409] has challenged sbp [569/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Loreley's clock.
[12/03/12 00:21:09] sbp [556/825] has challenged Hero [72/255] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:54:48 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/03/12 15:51:30] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/12 14:57:00] PriceChild, sbp, and Birdbones [703/1929] have team battled cmrn, GaveUp, and Hero [461/1270] and won! 0 days, 00:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/12 15:27:07] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:25:34 from level 68.
[12/06/12 05:06:26] unicoder [312/395] has challenged sbp [846/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to unicoder's clock.
[12/06/12 09:05:16] iViLe [103/262] has challenged sbp [48/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[12/06/12 20:29:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 05:46:39 from level 68.
[12/07/12 19:24:55] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:01:40 from level 68.
[12/08/12 11:44:00] hawk [177/838] has challenged sbp [827/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:13:42 is added to hawk's clock.
[12/08/12 15:44:54] sbp [463/853] has challenged Smoovious [84/408] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:25:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/08/12 22:55:40] GyrosGeior [390/639] has come upon sbp [629/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:31:40 is added to GyrosGeior's clock.
[12/09/12 11:49:22] XJR-9 [440/588] has challenged sbp [101/853] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:32:08 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[12/09/12 15:05:03] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:13 towards level 68.
[12/09/12 21:03:31] Birdbones [253/378] has challenged sbp [545/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[12/10/12 05:09:36] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:48:07 towards level 68.
[12/10/12 14:28:12] sbp has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:33:08 from level 68.
[12/10/12 22:59:30] Beavis [669/739] has come upon sbp [59/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:10:06 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[12/11/12 08:53:05] tmberg, sbp, and steev [1499/2030] have team battled blizgerg, jmaugue, and hawk [1340/1982] and won! 0 days, 01:28:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/12 12:00:06] sbp [460/853] has challenged pekster [81/335] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:06:59 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/12/12 02:46:52] vegadark [580/715] has come upon sbp [852/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:53 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/12/12 11:05:20] sbp [189/853] has challenged swhitt [327/627] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:34:58 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/13/12 05:09:29] DemosDemon [469/746] has challenged sbp [622/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:35 is added to DemosDemon's clock.
[12/13/12 07:16:23] sbp, Reaper, brimstone, and davie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/12 11:53:09] Animal [55/803] has challenged sbp [757/853] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Animal's clock.
[12/13/12 14:47:16] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:02 towards level 68.
[12/14/12 03:17:29] sbp misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:36 from level 68.
[12/14/12 06:53:59] Prometheus [109/194] has challenged sbp [553/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[12/14/12 12:16:31] sbp [289/853] has challenged woonack [843/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:34 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/15/12 10:14:32] Synergist [4/181] has challenged sbp [548/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Synergist's clock.
[12/16/12 07:28:53] neurospex [329/459] has come upon sbp [442/853] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:37:14 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/16/12 10:05:19] grish [1/2] has challenged sbp [156/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to grish's clock.
[12/17/12 08:51:25] ChiefRA, Goldman82, and brimstone [269/1773] have team battled SeySayux, sbp, and Lenny [370/2227] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/12 06:21:01] SCSi [400/477] has come upon sbp [658/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:30:55 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/18/12 09:57:49] sbp [413/853] has come upon Iuz [114/417] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:13 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/18/12 16:22:35] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:45:49 towards level 68.
[12/20/12 07:24:43] Nofew [29/447] has challenged sbp [451/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:24 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/20/12 14:26:24] sbp [268/858] has challenged keeper_c [703/1294] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/20/12 21:37:07] sbp [712/858] has come upon Animal [134/803] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:26:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/21/12 10:31:11] sbp [218/858] has challenged pp00 [46/162] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:48:32 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/22/12 01:40:01] Lefty, sbp, and illuminata [971/1626] have team battled Oldiesmann, digitaldonk, and kork [914/1591] and won! 0 days, 16:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/12 06:35:49] sbp [34/858] has challenged Hydrogenum [730/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:38 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/23/12 19:49:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 7 days, 17:34:25 toward level 68.
[12/24/12 09:14:52] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:17 from level 68.
[12/24/12 10:47:48] tw [312/376] has challenged sbp [759/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:50 is added to tw's clock.
[12/24/12 16:52:28] Yankee [388/844] has come upon sbp [206/858] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:03:08 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[12/25/12 23:37:01] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:57 towards level 68.
[12/27/12 11:29:03] sbp [204/858] has come upon Preaux [304/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:55 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/27/12 17:33:07] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:18 towards level 68.
[12/27/12 22:16:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 06:02:28 toward level 68.
[01/04/13 23:54:55] sbp [834/858] has challenged Sparticus [92/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:02 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/05/13 02:55:38] sniegol [472/550] has challenged sbp [144/858] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:03:19 is removed from sniegol's clock.
[01/05/13 14:25:12] sbp [176/858] has come upon DemosDemon [42/700] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:45 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/06/13 00:00:50] sbp [506/858] has challenged idleOne [239/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/06/13 00:59:10] sbp [733/858] has challenged yano [313/704] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/06/13 03:01:34] Hydrogenum [825/872] has challenged sbp [29/858] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:37:45 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/07/13 01:46:55] sbp, paysties, raela, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/13 00:16:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 22 days, 15:32:26 toward level 69.
[01/08/13 01:13:01] Charris [289/365] has challenged sbp [235/858] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:14:46 is removed from Charris's clock.
[01/08/13 07:47:05] sbp, Cameron_D, LordFella, and jbroome have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/13 16:09:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 20:47:52 toward level 69.
[01/08/13 18:51:35] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:35 towards level 69.
[01/09/13 20:24:14] sbp [224/858] has challenged rasputo [33/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:33 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/11/13 03:43:50] rasputo [33/568] has come upon sbp [352/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:47 is added to rasputo's clock.
[01/11/13 06:00:09] pwned, steev, and BlastHardcheese [1188/1948] have team battled sbp, m0shbear, and swhitt [1025/2134] and won! 0 days, 11:36:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/13 00:23:28] sbp was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:32 from level 69.
[01/12/13 01:13:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 10:54:09 toward level 69.
[01/12/13 02:36:19] Sheudecai [222/387] has come upon sbp [748/858] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:24:13 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[01/12/13 05:38:42] sbp [800/869] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [141/678] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:49:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/12/13 11:21:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:36:02 from level 69.
[01/12/13 19:42:09] Ciphohs5 [25/444] has challenged sbp [263/869] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:31:34 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[01/13/13 06:24:15] SpamMage, sbp, and vrillusions [650/2438] have team battled Hydrogenum, Ephur, and hawkgirl [614/1991] and won! 0 days, 14:13:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/13 18:47:52] Killerkid [352/389] has challenged sbp [644/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:54 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/13/13 22:35:00] allo [221/745] has come upon sbp [57/869] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:30:06 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/15/13 00:09:19] Oldiesmann [384/616] has come upon sbp [467/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:03 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[01/15/13 21:29:44] Gerardon [326/336] has challenged sbp [255/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from Gerardon's clock.
[01/15/13 22:01:13] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:19 towards level 69.
[01/16/13 05:04:13] Sparticus [515/540] has come upon sbp [495/860] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:00:35 is removed from Sparticus's clock.
[01/16/13 09:02:01] davie [46/467] has come upon sbp [274/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:32:01 is added to davie's clock.
[01/16/13 10:03:52] Iuz [6/560] has challenged sbp [598/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:05 is added to Iuz's clock.
[01/16/13 14:55:38] sbp [657/860] has challenged Grim [577/908] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/16/13 19:19:00] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:23:57 from level 70.
[01/17/13 00:37:47] sbp left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sbp's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/13 21:19:17] gipyelrah, sbp, and nosklo [955/2298] have team battled Babar, kork, and ccx [515/1667] and won! 0 days, 23:50:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/13 16:44:48] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:18:11 from level 70.
[01/21/13 11:01:44] rasputo, AngryParsley, and Synergist [193/1102] have team battled illuminata, morph, and sbp [885/1541] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/13 13:37:18] LikeLakers2, Wolf, and skn [490/1036] have team battled Trienish, rasputo, and sbp [1648/1959] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/13 13:45:11] Simon [103/361] has challenged sbp [61/829] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Simon's clock.
[01/22/13 00:49:55] Junaos, seek, and neurospex [1613/1700] have team battled Wolf, Kabaka, and sbp [1824/1972] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/13 16:32:45] sbp [207/829] has come upon vrillusions [671/1020] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:46:01 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/24/13 02:46:26] jbest [362/445] has come upon sbp [196/829] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:21 is removed from jbest's clock.
[01/24/13 06:52:56] Killerkid [55/408] has challenged sbp [440/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:58:01 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[01/24/13 06:56:39] gweedo767 [93/251] has come upon sbp [373/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:12 is added to gweedo767's clock.
[01/24/13 19:21:58] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:26:43 towards level 70.
[01/25/13 03:34:15] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:00:45 towards level 70.
[01/26/13 09:36:50] pwned, Oldiesmann, and sid-1 [471/1935] have team battled King-Off-LTC, Ttech, and sbp [2399/2479] and lost! 0 days, 06:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/13 15:15:59] morph [137/327] has come upon sbp [386/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:43 is added to morph's clock.
[01/27/13 06:44:57] sbp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:40:15 from level 70.
[01/27/13 17:17:36] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:46 towards level 70.
[01/28/13 01:06:55] we6jbo [65/192] has challenged sbp [123/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[01/28/13 17:17:20] Zeman4323, Mateusz, and sbp [1011/1759] have team battled wakeupscreaming, rasputo, and kenyon [826/2373] and won! 0 days, 05:49:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/13 05:14:52] amasawa [264/311] has come upon sbp [753/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:43 is added to amasawa's clock.
[01/29/13 14:36:34] gipyelrah [331/867] has come upon sbp [502/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:24:52 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[01/31/13 07:43:41] sbp [549/829] has come upon ElectRo [906/1281] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:11:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/31/13 08:06:21] tmberg, kgb, and paysties [1218/1656] have team battled tsh, sbp, and TauPan [1024/1500] and won! 1 day, 01:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/13 14:14:53] pwned, sbp, and SavageHenry [1511/1992] have team battled Kabaka, rmbell.the.great, and wakeupscreaming [590/1962] and won! 0 days, 03:19:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/13 05:43:56] sbp [357/829] has challenged nosklo [480/607] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:29:55 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/02/13 09:24:28] sbp [684/829] has come upon Sir_Lemming [258/279] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:11:38 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/03/13 12:27:39] link, sbp, and TauPan [622/1318] have team battled Tanuki, Arcane, and Ephur [695/1588] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/13 04:28:30] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:58:31 towards level 70.
[02/04/13 13:08:25] sbp, masklin, and noother [1714/2113] have team battled tw, raela, and gweedo767 [647/1375] and won! 3 days, 05:17:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/13 18:06:04] sbp [556/829] has challenged PhantomGamers [202/392] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:26:41 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/24/13 14:05:17] Tenorman [665/695] has challenged sbp [659/829] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:17:29 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/25/13 22:13:36] mamarley [190/734] has challenged sbp [238/829] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:46:01 is added to mamarley's clock.
[02/26/13 10:16:45] XJR-9 [334/390] has challenged sbp [643/829] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:07:59 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[02/26/13 20:19:26] jmaugue [367/488] has challenged sbp [427/829] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:07 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[02/27/13 17:11:17] sbp, ElectRo, and gipyelrah [624/2977] have team battled beatysees, ChiefRA, and Alfie [283/1580] and won! 2 days, 12:24:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/13 15:30:51] sbp [724/829] has challenged Jareeta [858/1005] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:51:07 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/28/13 18:31:35] sbp [477/829] has challenged Trienish [461/806] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:58:46 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/28/13 21:55:28] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:38:20 towards level 70.
[03/01/13 08:31:45] neuro [508/916] has come upon sbp [803/829] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:38:50 is added to neuro's clock.
[03/03/13 03:12:15] allo [400/781] has come upon sbp [718/829] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:26:38 is added to allo's clock.
[03/03/13 21:09:59] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:12 towards level 70.
[03/04/13 05:52:58] sbp [778/833] has challenged felipe [174/486] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:27:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/04/13 06:34:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 2 days, 15:35:05 toward level 70.
[03/05/13 11:56:59] marc-etienne [49/378] has challenged sbp [106/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to marc-etienne's clock.
[03/07/13 07:00:04] LordFella [222/560] has come upon sbp [759/833] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:36:14 is added to LordFella's clock.
[03/07/13 09:53:49] kenyon, wakeupscreaming, and Taffer [1909/2387] have team battled Bpendragon, sbp, and avocado [723/2007] and won! 0 days, 00:56:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/13 10:59:45] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:22 from level 70.
[03/08/13 11:16:34] kork [157/324] has come upon sbp [699/833] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:28:12 is added to kork's clock.
[03/08/13 16:39:34] sbp, lipek, and rmbell.the.great [1499/1941] have team battled jbroome, Oldiesmann, and spiffytech [1169/1719] and won! 0 days, 11:40:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/13 09:06:57] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:50 towards level 70.
[03/09/13 13:22:58] sbp [469/833] has challenged Sparticus [416/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:15:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/10/13 09:27:26] Lenny [969/1006] has challenged sbp [26/833] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:44 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[03/11/13 03:38:59] gweedo767 [365/366] has challenged sbp [401/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to gweedo767's clock.
[03/11/13 06:21:42] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:10:05 from level 70.
[03/11/13 16:34:52] sbp [753/833] has challenged rasputo [134/369] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:07:43 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/13/13 05:44:00] Oxe [205/445] has challenged sbp [553/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:29:29 is added to Oxe's clock.
[03/14/13 12:00:31] Syloq [401/586] has come upon sbp [466/833] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:46:25 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/15/13 10:03:50] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:09 towards level 70.
[03/16/13 15:07:23] sbp, Plasmastar, sasaniak, and kork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/13 01:20:56] dwfreed [696/702] has come upon sbp [207/833] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:23:20 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/18/13 06:02:40] [dmp], sbp, and meep [1223/1955] have team battled Jareeta, XJR-9, and ryushe [1171/1923] and won! 0 days, 03:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/13 18:16:00] suiside [1117/1288] has challenged sbp [502/833] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:52:15 is removed from suiside's clock.
[03/19/13 01:17:43] sbp [765/833] has challenged dxrt [508/797] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:06 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/19/13 10:00:16] Babar, sbp, and gipyelrah [989/2562] have team battled meep, jmaugue, and code_slinger [902/1678] and won! 1 day, 09:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/13 11:28:18] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:26 towards level 70.
[03/21/13 05:50:06] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:40 towards level 70.
[03/21/13 23:19:53] Grim [236/908] has challenged sbp [204/833] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from Grim's clock.
[03/22/13 04:36:25] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:35 towards level 70.
[03/23/13 05:34:50] sbp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:56 from level 70.
[03/23/13 09:39:44] desspugne, MetaNova, and ccx [468/1441] have team battled truffles, sbp, and LikeLakers2 [1094/1805] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/13 14:25:32] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:44 towards level 70.
[03/23/13 19:37:55] tiwake [409/613] has challenged sbp [506/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to tiwake's clock.
[03/25/13 21:19:25] sbp [275/833] has come upon DemosDemon [554/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:40 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/26/13 00:47:52] pekster, MetaNova, and tiwake [647/1698] have team battled Reaper, sbp, and SavageHenry [1675/2168] and lost! 1 day, 05:21:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/13 09:00:56] Majak [331/437] has come upon sbp [563/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:27:22 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/26/13 23:58:07] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:37 towards level 70.
[03/27/13 04:06:43] sbp [332/833] has challenged geekboi [633/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/27/13 15:56:02] Reaper, Zett, and TauPan [787/1787] have team battled yano, sbp, and ryushe [1777/2304] and lost! 0 days, 09:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/13 07:22:01] sbp [56/833] has challenged IdleBot [354/1429] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/28/13 08:13:41] sbp [750/833] has challenged benonsoftware [51/205] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:00:14 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/28/13 08:19:46] iunruh [202/490] has come upon sbp [306/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:26 is added to iunruh's clock.
[03/28/13 21:17:01] sbp [378/833] has challenged wakeupscreaming [371/1048] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:00:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/29/13 00:17:47] sbp [703/833] has challenged jack [155/280] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:15:30 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/29/13 06:25:43] talso [139/454] has come upon sbp [56/833] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:01:10 is removed from talso's clock.
[03/29/13 11:46:32] sbp reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sbp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/13 15:21:32] Lenny [352/995] has challenged sbp [816/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:42:23 is added to Lenny's clock.
[03/29/13 20:22:44] sbp [40/836] has challenged kork [101/320] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:10:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/30/13 07:03:27] sbp [816/836] has come upon blind [496/785] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:29:43 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/30/13 14:19:06] MITTENS, XJR-9, and Majak [664/870] have team battled benonsoftware, blizgerg, and sbp [1139/1847] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/13 15:43:57] Loreley, Neal, and tiwake [1421/1527] have team battled allo, sbp, and mato [128/1801] and won! 0 days, 04:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/13 15:33:37] paysties [214/594] has challenged sbp [557/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:40 is added to paysties's clock.
[03/31/13 18:33:13] MITTENS [138/161] has challenged sbp [533/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to MITTENS's clock.
[03/31/13 20:39:11] sbp [799/836] has come upon Smoovious [335/728] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:45:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/01/13 19:18:33] DryRoastedPeanut, sbp, and lipek [1405/2345] have team battled Babar, kork, and DeLorean [469/1828] and won! 0 days, 16:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/13 17:20:44] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:11 towards level 71.
[04/03/13 08:50:14] sbp [741/836] has challenged s1amson [234/379] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:04:40 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/05/13 14:13:25] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:41:24 from level 71.
[04/06/13 07:09:39] Bpendragon [26/553] has come upon sbp [80/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:29 is added to Bpendragon's clock.
[04/06/13 14:12:44] sbp [666/836] has challenged Jewbaca [174/309] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:01:42 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/06/13 17:32:10] sbp found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:00 towards level 71.
[04/06/13 19:33:10] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:04:27 towards level 71.
[04/07/13 01:42:37] Ephur [685/821] has come upon sbp [777/836] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:31:21 is added to Ephur's clock.
[04/07/13 22:48:25] preflex [362/583] has come upon sbp [526/836] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:12:11 is added to preflex's clock.
[04/08/13 16:49:42] sbp [387/836] has come upon SeySayux [350/520] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:02:07 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/08/13 17:54:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 13 days, 19:27:31 toward level 71.
[04/09/13 01:28:10] sbp [174/836] has challenged lipek [0/620] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:32:57 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/09/13 07:24:55] maybeHere [23/205] has challenged sbp [129/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to maybeHere's clock.
[04/10/13 09:27:25] bebna [16/47] has challenged sbp [701/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to bebna's clock.
[04/10/13 14:38:05] AngryParsley [462/512] has challenged sbp [113/836] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:23:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/11/13 08:06:39] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:10 from level 71.
[04/11/13 10:33:57] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:22 towards level 71.
[04/12/13 06:13:40] io [39/92] has challenged sbp [91/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to io's clock.
[04/12/13 21:30:19] sbp, Nayru, and heqs [416/1568] have team battled code_slinger, mamarley, and XJR-9 [531/2102] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/13 07:43:50] Sir_Lemming, Trienish, and RLabs [1218/1514] have team battled sniegol, sbp, and gipyelrah [27/2266] and won! 0 days, 04:56:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/13 07:20:28] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:48 towards level 71.
[04/19/13 13:15:12] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:36 towards level 71.
[04/19/13 22:40:37] sbp [199/836] has challenged Raccoon [568/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:33:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/21/13 03:54:57] Grim, sbp, and dxrt [1627/2573] have team battled ElectRo, Smoovious, and Prometheus [1918/2502] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/13 16:01:44] Myrtti [377/461] has come upon sbp [91/841] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:40:19 is removed from Myrtti's clock.
[04/24/13 16:51:35] code_slinger, sbp, and beatysees [747/2326] have team battled desspugne, greycat, and Myrtti [777/1856] and lost! 1 day, 00:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/13 19:57:09] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:31 towards level 71.
[04/27/13 04:24:28] mof [10/84] has challenged sbp [428/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to mof's clock.
[04/27/13 21:34:13] sbp [807/841] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [193/997] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:07:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/28/13 03:48:42] Spazturtle [48/236] has challenged sbp [295/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[04/28/13 05:32:31] naori, sbp, BlastHardcheese, and dxrt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/13 22:49:44] Yankee [684/833] has come upon sbp [633/841] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:25:50 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[04/28/13 23:10:35] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:41 towards level 71.
[05/02/13 15:40:42] we6jbo, sbp, and Fluttershy [1045/1706] have team battled Cube, Smoovious, and Ttech [889/2271] and won! 0 days, 08:32:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/13 03:11:43] blizgerg [292/690] has challenged sbp [311/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:53 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/03/13 13:05:06] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:25 from level 71.
[05/04/13 00:49:30] RedW [97/104] has challenged sbp [387/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to RedW's clock.
[05/04/13 02:03:09] sbp [8/841] has challenged mamarley [180/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:22 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/04/13 15:31:24] Charris [305/366] has challenged sbp [403/841] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:53:22 is added to Charris's clock.
[05/04/13 16:33:23] Cameron_D, amasawa, and sbp [95/2205] have team battled kapitanluffy, benonsoftware, and digitaldonk [998/1430] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/13 01:28:59] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:24 from level 71.
[05/05/13 17:59:26] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:31 from level 71.
[05/20/13 19:32:02] sbp [358/841] has challenged rasputo [322/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:47:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/22/13 10:54:43] Darky [260/429] has come upon sbp [486/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:58:46 is added to Darky's clock.
[05/22/13 12:38:09] bairyn, [dmp], and BlastHardcheese [547/1965] have team battled iunruh, sbp, and elf [1258/1738] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/13 19:27:23] Weedle [315/396] has challenged sbp [176/841] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[05/22/13 19:27:23] Weedle has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:54:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/24/13 00:48:49] lipek, sbp, and Str1ngS [2038/2414] have team battled zero_one, Sparticus, and Furry [1621/2014] and won! 1 day, 23:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/13 12:50:42] dxrt [302/822] has challenged sbp [796/841] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:54:45 is added to dxrt's clock.
[05/26/13 07:42:14] Hakase [280/394] has come upon sbp [831/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Hakase's clock.
[05/27/13 00:25:32] Gerdesas, SirTiktalik, and rmbell.the.great [1040/1344] have team battled sbp, Oldiesmann, and SeySayux [941/1762] and won! 0 days, 00:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/13 10:31:59] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:05 towards level 71.
[05/30/13 08:16:32] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:38 from level 71.
[05/30/13 09:02:06] mamarley, MetaNova, sbp, and RansomTime have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/13 14:00:15] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:09 towards level 71.
[05/31/13 11:23:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 1 day, 03:43:04 toward level 71.
[06/01/13 10:58:35] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:24 towards level 71.
[06/01/13 22:28:46] sbp [378/841] has challenged slack [240/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:27 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/02/13 03:08:46] WorkingTaco [101/300] has come upon sbp [65/841] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:43 is removed from WorkingTaco's clock.
[06/02/13 05:38:19] sbp saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:14 from level 71.
[06/03/13 15:38:20] sbp [365/841] has challenged ccx [9/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:23:09 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/04/13 11:28:54] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:02 towards level 71.
[07/26/13 05:53:32] sbp [618/841] has come upon bairyn [554/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:46:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/26/13 15:22:07] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:52 towards level 71.
[07/27/13 10:48:33] sbp [421/841] has challenged rmbell.the.great [340/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/29/13 10:14:16] DemosDemon [450/588] has come upon sbp [37/841] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:06:18 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[07/29/13 14:00:06] sbp [105/841] has challenged lipek [485/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/30/13 02:17:02] Kevin [238/311] has come upon sbp [564/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:03 is added to Kevin's clock.
[08/05/13 23:20:52] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:22 towards level 71.
[08/06/13 08:39:00] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:39 towards level 71.
[08/07/13 01:04:41] Ttech [641/1168] has come upon sbp [774/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:45 is added to Ttech's clock.
[08/09/13 09:18:42] sbp [789/841] has come upon Preaux [239/638] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:09:14 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/10/13 00:28:10] finn, Jeran, and vegadark [740/1805] have team battled idleOne, sbp, and kork [279/1984] and won! 0 days, 01:23:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/13 18:13:01] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:25 towards level 71.
[08/12/13 11:34:16] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/13 13:37:46] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:23 towards level 71.
[08/12/13 17:23:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 07:38:13 toward level 71.
[08/12/13 19:48:47] Nothing4You [21/380] has come upon sbp [444/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:22 is added to Nothing4You's clock.
[08/13/13 10:22:27] sbp [111/873] has challenged kitsune [31/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:00:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/13/13 20:40:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:01:06 from level 71.
[08/14/13 17:11:42] Munchington [48/338] has come upon sbp [729/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:03 is added to Munchington's clock.
[08/15/13 06:37:10] RLabs [183/506] has come upon sbp [120/873] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:34:22 is removed from RLabs's clock.
[08/15/13 15:05:44] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:54 towards level 71.
[08/15/13 18:35:33] sbp [283/873] has challenged MetaNova [204/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:14 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/15/13 18:36:57] Ziggilus [362/509] has challenged sbp [310/873] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:20:11 is removed from Ziggilus's clock.
[08/16/13 07:18:39] sbp [452/873] has challenged Hans.Wurst [425/468] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/16/13 12:14:16] vectr0n [146/177] has challenged sbp [17/873] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:53 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[08/17/13 14:40:00] jose, sbp, and vectr0n [1351/1484] have team battled Ziggilus, Mateusz, and Zett [786/1742] and won! 0 days, 00:36:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/13 18:46:31] sbp [714/873] has challenged Sheudecai [166/427] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:11:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/18/13 02:25:28] Jareeta, CornFly, and Neal [1141/2043] have team battled joshz, sbp, and Reaper [454/2371] and won! 0 days, 11:53:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/13 07:07:39] Sir_Digby [92/147] has challenged sbp [595/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to Sir_Digby's clock.
[08/18/13 11:50:22] Sheudecai [328/427] has challenged sbp [265/873] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:01:26 is removed from Sheudecai's clock.
[08/19/13 04:54:13] sbp [644/873] has challenged kork [52/291] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:22:04 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/21/13 06:05:36] sbp [568/873] has challenged Nolehte [320/794] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:45:10 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/22/13 13:12:54] sjefen6 [26/486] has challenged sbp [398/873] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:10:56 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[08/22/13 22:27:17] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:52:23 towards level 72.
[08/24/13 01:58:48] sbp [27/873] has come upon naori [156/823] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:39:19 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/24/13 02:35:44] Hax [79/296] has come upon sbp [788/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:24 is added to Hax's clock.
[08/24/13 11:18:28] addikt [130/347] has come upon sbp [852/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:16:15 is added to addikt's clock.
[08/24/13 11:33:53] naori, Bladerunner, and m0shbear [966/1919] have team battled Lykos, ryushe, and sbp [849/1732] and won! 0 days, 02:25:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/13 13:17:53] Avon, Simie, and aucg [273/1023] have team battled argus, Kabaka, and sbp [1367/2379] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/13 15:30:09] sbp [485/873] has challenged mnemon [151/184] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:33:09 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/26/13 13:50:15] DemosDemon [335/627] has come upon sbp [708/873] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:20:27 is added to DemosDemon's clock.
[08/27/13 14:49:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 6 days, 21:38:08 toward level 72.
[08/28/13 23:48:58] sbp [840/873] has challenged IdleBot [486/1305] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:30:26 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/09/13 02:19:51] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/13 04:03:37] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:04 towards level 72.
[11/09/13 11:39:00] Bender [301/492] has come upon sbp [703/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:51 is added to Bender's clock.
[11/10/13 04:22:55] YoloSwagtron [20/61] has challenged sbp [200/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to YoloSwagtron's clock.
[11/10/13 17:13:43] kgb, sbp, aucg, and Charris have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/13 00:28:57] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:21 towards level 72.
[11/11/13 00:52:03] cbeley [255/303] has challenged sbp [335/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to cbeley's clock.
[11/11/13 03:55:25] Meetch_the_Bold [175/264] has challenged sbp [404/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Meetch_the_Bold's clock.
[11/11/13 07:42:40] Plasmastar, argus, and pwned [2191/2625] have team battled Gizmokid2005, YoloSwagtron, and sbp [1236/2125] and won! 0 days, 09:49:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/13 10:29:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 11:48:23 from level 72.
[11/11/13 16:38:19] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:05:22 from level 72.
[11/11/13 23:13:24] sbp has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:13:50 from level 72.
[11/12/13 17:47:42] hawk, sbp, and Light [352/2157] have team battled Tenorman, kgb, and Ulrich [915/1779] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/13 00:40:26] Furry [356/504] has come upon sbp [794/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:07:34 is added to Furry's clock.
[11/13/13 03:46:51] sbp, Str1ngS, and Jareeta [1345/2448] have team battled Mateusz, Tenorman, and Nofew [1320/1816] and won! 2 days, 16:05:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/13 12:56:24] MontyZuma [485/738] has challenged sbp [678/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:10:41 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[11/13/13 19:58:33] greycat, panda007, and junktext [1017/1588] have team battled sbp, archlich, and woonack [1358/2497] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/13 20:58:30] Lenny [331/1080] has challenged sbp [156/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:05:56 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[11/15/13 06:51:48] Myrtti, BlastHardcheese, and elf [2133/2325] have team battled sbp, Satoshi, and SudoKing [143/2045] and won! 2 days, 02:48:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/13 05:13:18] charitwo, Darky, and OrranjJulius [115/1736] have team battled Kelet, sbp, and suterismus [138/2663] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/13 23:32:14] aucg [45/587] has come upon sbp [409/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:51:56 is added to aucg's clock.
[11/17/13 01:48:09] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:57 towards level 72.
[11/17/13 15:11:40] Flynn, sbp, and sasaniak [844/1900] have team battled Plasmastar, suiside, and idleOne [136/2961] and won! 0 days, 01:27:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/13 19:21:36] elf [411/810] has challenged sbp [156/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:07:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/19/13 16:57:34] sbp [548/903] has come upon Danthemandoo [17/270] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:30:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/19/13 22:34:30] Birdbones [140/635] has challenged sbp [678/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:58:26 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[11/22/13 00:47:08] SudoKing [215/354] has challenged sbp [494/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[11/22/13 01:14:03] TheMadHatter [311/368] has come upon sbp [310/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:05:03 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[11/22/13 09:36:18] vegadark [100/914] has come upon sbp [465/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:49:09 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/25/13 01:04:53] kenyon [341/1028] has challenged sbp [819/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:34 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/25/13 22:39:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 08:30:24 toward level 72.
[11/26/13 05:53:03] suterismus [1164/1281] has come upon sbp [822/903] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:39:17 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/26/13 18:38:26] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:35 from level 72.
[11/26/13 20:54:01] Cliph [4/251] has challenged sbp [207/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Cliph's clock.
[11/27/13 11:24:45] Danthemandoo, Fluttershy, and kgb [1360/1469] have team battled Light, sbp, and preflex [401/1673] and won! 0 days, 00:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 16:20:36] sbp [828/903] has challenged Hydrogenum [856/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:31 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/27/13 16:41:40] sbp, sartan, and Plasmastar [798/2593] have team battled neurospex, junktext, and Godisme [618/2063] and won! 0 days, 13:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/13 03:10:19] DarkGhost [173/542] has come upon sbp [880/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:32:26 is added to DarkGhost's clock.
[11/28/13 12:12:58] Satoshi [198/876] has come upon sbp [877/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:50 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[11/28/13 13:56:59] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:26 from level 72.
[11/28/13 20:47:58] CtrlAltDeletus [22/216] has challenged sbp [51/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to CtrlAltDeletus's clock.
[11/29/13 03:29:11] m0shbear [31/686] has challenged sbp [64/903] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:14:53 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[11/29/13 14:01:27] Reaper [513/926] has come upon sbp [77/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:38 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[11/29/13 20:02:46] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:28 towards level 72.
[12/02/13 06:52:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:10:39 from level 72.
[12/02/13 12:49:31] sbp [600/903] has challenged SpamMage [363/676] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:01:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/04/13 06:00:03] sbp [187/903] has challenged Sheudecai [336/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:49 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/05/13 07:33:45] Deridere [369/441] has come upon sbp [801/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:03:46 is added to Deridere's clock.
[12/05/13 14:10:31] vim [304/326] has come upon sbp [392/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:49 is added to vim's clock.
[12/05/13 18:09:22] sbp [646/903] has challenged Odd [214/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:04:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/06/13 01:40:02] Iuz [459/942] has come upon sbp [688/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:50:50 is added to Iuz's clock.
[12/06/13 10:10:14] Croyd [41/253] has challenged sbp [375/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Croyd's clock.
[12/06/13 20:39:22] desspugne [308/615] has challenged sbp [327/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to desspugne's clock.
[12/09/13 08:48:22] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:55 towards level 72.
[12/10/13 07:20:52] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:08 towards level 72.
[12/10/13 07:44:04] elf, maybeHere, and c0de [685/1547] have team battled kensington, Xpktro, and sbp [420/1665] and won! 0 days, 01:51:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/13 09:44:50] AngryParsley [5/891] has challenged sbp [739/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:51 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[12/12/13 02:02:05] brendan, CornFly, and sbp [1062/2348] have team battled csssuf, Godisme, and Str1ngS [1350/1521] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/13 15:04:05] elf [184/810] has come upon sbp [610/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:33 is added to elf's clock.
[12/13/13 04:03:12] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:28 towards level 72.
[12/13/13 12:26:59] aarontc [158/363] has challenged sbp [689/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to aarontc's clock.
[12/14/13 06:26:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 23:35:18 toward level 72.
[12/14/13 11:02:51] greycat [452/803] has challenged sbp [761/913] in combat and lost! 12 days, 11:55:09 is added to greycat's clock.
[12/14/13 13:03:22] michagogo|cloud [228/617] has challenged sbp [39/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:44:21 is removed from michagogo|cloud's clock.
[12/14/13 13:03:22] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped his level 71 ring! michagogo|cloud picks it up, tossing his old level 12 ring to sbp.
[12/15/13 10:07:15] STMelon [78/234] has challenged sbp [816/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to STMelon's clock.
[12/16/13 13:06:49] Deny, Sheudecai, and sbp [1065/1917] have team battled Yankee, argus, and teiresias [658/2104] and won! 0 days, 13:51:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/13 17:14:27] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:52 towards level 72.
[12/17/13 18:37:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 03:57:06 toward level 72.
[12/17/13 23:54:13] SpamMage, blizgerg, and Fogel [590/2170] have team battled csssuf, nb_ff, and sbp [30/1698] and won! 1 day, 07:12:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/13 00:30:56] Colty [300/363] has challenged sbp [443/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Colty's clock.
[12/18/13 06:26:55] Bombur [613/968] has challenged sbp [367/854] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:35:52 is removed from Bombur's clock.
[12/18/13 11:35:34] sbp [218/854] has challenged blizgerg [317/848] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/18/13 15:39:13] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:12:12 towards level 73.
[12/20/13 00:37:17] sbp [375/854] has challenged desspugne [548/618] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:00:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/21/13 01:05:55] Cameron_D, crisdev, and Dark-Fx [1097/1542] have team battled sbp, DarkGhost, and sasaniak [417/2137] and won! 0 days, 00:15:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/13 18:47:35] Jareeta [729/1032] has challenged sbp [786/854] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:23:26 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[12/23/13 16:45:20] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:50:20 from level 73.
[12/24/13 18:41:19] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:04:17 towards level 73.
[12/24/13 21:44:41] Ulrich [32/387] has come upon sbp [651/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:15 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[12/25/13 08:08:13] sbp [221/854] has challenged jmaugue [199/405] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:56:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/25/13 08:45:04] sbp, CornFly, Cenhinen, and Darky have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/13 18:38:48] Gizmokid2005 [27/1002] has challenged sbp [783/854] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/12/14 19:14:51] sbp, idisjunction, and sasaniak [858/2109] have team battled Hans.Wurst, naori, and Eiam [267/2051] and won! 0 days, 10:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/14 23:16:59] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:31:32 from level 73.
[01/13/14 21:49:06] Mustek [335/356] has challenged sbp [437/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Mustek's clock.
[01/13/14 22:07:37] sbp [6/854] has come upon Zammo [691/811] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:48:20 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/15/14 04:09:32] sbp [397/854] has challenged brendan [359/871] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:18:23 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/15/14 11:20:17] CornFly [137/460] has come upon sbp [539/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:03:00 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/16/14 13:17:53] vrillusions [530/1059] has challenged sbp [737/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:18:30 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[01/16/14 15:18:25] sbp [88/854] has challenged gylgamesh [549/708] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:59:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/16/14 15:42:44] grooverider, Gizmokid2005, and woonack [630/2683] have team battled SeySayux, sbp, and CornFly [1067/1774] and lost! 1 day, 14:43:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/14 22:20:06] ChiefRA [327/569] has challenged sbp [286/854] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:44:59 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[01/17/14 22:28:29] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:15 towards level 73.
[01/18/14 02:10:22] sbp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:09:53 from level 73.
[01/19/14 08:03:11] Mustek [32/369] has challenged sbp [814/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Mustek's clock.
[01/20/14 16:31:04] Sheudecai [303/493] has come upon sbp [722/854] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:32:30 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[01/22/14 11:54:18] sbp [88/854] has challenged Nayru [439/442] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:59:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/22/14 12:11:23] livinskull [34/84] has challenged sbp [800/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to livinskull's clock.
[01/24/14 13:35:10] Eksarion [177/336] has come upon sbp [674/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:34 is added to Eksarion's clock.
[01/25/14 06:01:12] Fogel, Nayru, and sbp [729/1953] have team battled keeper_c, keith, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [812/2489] and lost! 1 day, 11:45:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/14 20:34:07] Cenhinen [252/766] has come upon sbp [577/854] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 20:25:29 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[01/26/14 13:19:43] sbp [767/854] has challenged fester [206/559] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:49:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/26/14 19:09:17] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:16 towards level 73.
[01/28/14 11:06:06] aucg [498/626] has come upon sbp [33/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:42:43 is removed from aucg's clock.
[01/29/14 02:02:52] cups, Bender, and LordFella [109/1754] have team battled sbp, Barry, and Gizmokid2005 [247/2081] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/14 15:23:48] filinep [480/869] has come upon sbp [142/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:28:33 is removed from filinep's clock.
[01/29/14 16:43:24] Simie, Cameron_D, and jose [1973/2665] have team battled tiwake, Barry, and sbp [180/1938] and won! 0 days, 23:30:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 13:55:47] iViLe, Dark-Fx, and sbp [423/1830] have team battled Cameron_D, wakeupscreaming, and gipyelrah [1258/2886] and lost! 1 day, 05:27:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/14 17:47:59] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:43:02 towards level 73.
[02/01/14 08:50:02] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:07:39 towards level 73.
[02/01/14 09:46:50] grooverider [9/926] has come upon sbp [338/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:16:52 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/01/14 15:59:08] sbp [696/854] has challenged gylgamesh [359/775] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:00:28 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/01/14 19:19:08] sbp, naori, and Kinsmir [1952/2287] have team battled jmaugue, neurospex, and elf [1389/2158] and won! 1 day, 20:47:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/14 03:52:20] Wayneoween [279/599] has come upon sbp [825/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:51:55 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[02/21/14 10:09:13] sbp [310/854] has challenged Nayru [246/444] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:25:58 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/21/14 23:12:18] gipyelrah [675/932] has challenged sbp [708/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:42:23 is added to gipyelrah's clock.

[02/23/14 22:41:48] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:09 towards level 73.
[02/24/14 06:10:55] sbp [380/854] has come upon Odd [13/475] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:00:46 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/25/14 05:55:03] sbp [764/854] has challenged Nofew [293/469] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:41:48 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/25/14 06:59:15] woonack [535/720] has come upon sbp [579/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:19:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/27/14 23:15:18] sbp left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sbp's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/14 19:36:57] sbp broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:58:32 from level 73.
[03/21/14 07:39:30] jdpage [106/328] has challenged sbp [815/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to jdpage's clock.
[03/21/14 14:52:09] sbp, naori, and Danthemandoo [296/1996] have team battled Reaper, kapitanluffy, and rym_ [1503/1931] and lost! 1 day, 11:08:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/14 08:34:04] sbp [35/820] has challenged sjefen6 [368/474] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:01:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/23/14 15:35:51] sbp [351/820] has challenged Jens [142/371] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:56:56 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/23/14 17:08:13] subtleq [47/58] has challenged sbp [300/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to subtleq's clock.
[03/24/14 13:06:58] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:20:51 towards level 73.
[03/25/14 06:42:11] Adar [10/606] has come upon sbp [567/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:17 is added to Adar's clock.
[03/25/14 16:07:36] dan [54/258] has challenged sbp [254/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to dan's clock.
[03/27/14 02:51:17] sbp met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:12 from level 73.
[03/28/14 17:10:57] sbp [643/820] has challenged Polsaker [111/415] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:25:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/29/14 12:33:36] sbp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:07 from level 73.
[03/29/14 17:11:42] isharted [320/506] has challenged sbp [522/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to isharted's clock.
[03/30/14 01:21:25] sbp [167/820] has challenged paysties [593/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:09:09 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/30/14 19:24:29] Fogel [118/694] has come upon sbp [81/820] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:30:33 is removed from Fogel's clock.
[03/30/14 20:49:33] sbp [395/820] has come upon Kabaka [393/578] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:17:41 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/30/14 21:46:43] hawk [486/783] has come upon sbp [482/820] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:26:31 is removed from hawk's clock.
[03/30/14 23:25:05] Reaper [376/923] has come upon sbp [275/820] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:06:43 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[03/31/14 22:06:45] kenyon, sbp, and jdpage [337/2210] have team battled isharted, naori, and woonack [1133/1947] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/14 05:40:47] sbp [787/820] has challenged fester [234/602] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:05:45 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/01/14 08:41:46] XenGi [441/779] has challenged sbp [179/820] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:25:15 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[04/01/14 16:29:56] Cameron_D [824/976] has challenged sbp [405/820] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[04/03/14 01:44:25] iridis_discurro [148/336] has challenged sbp [654/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[04/03/14 02:43:16] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:00 towards level 73.
[04/03/14 05:56:30] Sir_Lemming [291/502] has challenged sbp [441/820] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:49:39 is added to Sir_Lemming's clock.
[04/03/14 21:04:24] Olaf [64/266] has challenged sbp [8/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from Olaf's clock.
[04/04/14 10:58:12] idleOne [77/884] has come upon sbp [384/820] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:47:09 is added to idleOne's clock.
[04/05/14 15:14:00] tiwake [514/925] has come upon sbp [242/820] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:12:15 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[04/05/14 19:55:20] Colty [267/469] has come upon sbp [617/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:52:51 is added to Colty's clock.
[04/07/14 10:12:35] Boohbah [198/456] has come upon sbp [174/820] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:48:50 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[04/08/14 06:38:42] sasaniak [400/728] has challenged sbp [653/820] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:39:04 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/09/14 16:11:40] sbp [739/820] has challenged Vargink [39/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/10/14 07:25:04] tmberg, Polsaker, and sbp [1450/2224] have team battled Jareeta, XenGi, and Weedle [696/2737] and won! 0 days, 18:19:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/14 21:33:11] irix, sbp, Eiam, and Scar3cr0w have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/14 23:51:14] sbp [223/820] has come upon naori [698/715] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:17 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/11/14 12:02:44] Lenny [437/1092] has come upon sbp [185/820] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:33:04 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[04/12/14 21:43:53] sbp [186/850] has challenged Wayneoween [582/612] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/16/14 03:08:26] sbp [457/850] has challenged argus [656/795] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:35:15 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/17/14 03:48:01] dindinx [72/504] has come upon sbp [614/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:22 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/17/14 11:41:45] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:56:40 from level 74.
[05/17/14 16:19:40] iridis_discurro [110/611] has challenged sbp [816/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:59 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[05/18/14 15:54:10] sbp [661/850] has come upon tmberg [807/892] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:24:17 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/18/14 16:07:20] CFSworks [586/715] has come upon sbp [440/850] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:15:58 is removed from CFSworks's clock.
[05/18/14 19:41:39] argus, Alfie, and Str1ngS [1181/1766] have team battled slurms, yano, and sbp [2137/2167] and lost! 1 day, 05:28:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/14 21:21:09] IdleMaster [423/426] has come upon sbp [640/850] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:29:39 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/19/14 14:33:32] sbp [347/850] has challenged idisjunction [110/546] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:25:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/19/14 21:14:30] prattmic, idleOne, and Ttech [2261/2590] have team battled sbp, h00k, and suterismus [717/2978] and won! 1 day, 02:06:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/14 16:41:27] sbp [515/850] has challenged yasdorian [331/631] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:23:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/21/14 04:58:01] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:05:56 towards level 74.
[05/21/14 17:49:00] Prometheus [148/781] has challenged sbp [149/850] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:05:46 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[05/21/14 21:21:23] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:23:24 towards level 74.
[05/22/14 01:05:06] eyes [103/174] has challenged sbp [79/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:11 is removed from eyes's clock.
[05/22/14 10:54:20] sbp [384/850] has challenged rasputo [78/1087] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:54:50 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/23/14 17:21:59] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:46:45 from level 74.
[05/23/14 22:02:34] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:31:17 towards level 74.
[05/24/14 00:09:00] rainbowdash [16/31] has challenged sbp [338/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to rainbowdash's clock.
[05/24/14 15:00:18] sbp, Pici, and Polytrophic [1199/2005] have team battled droogie, Lenny, and AngryParsley [669/2599] and won! 0 days, 22:25:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 15:23:31] naori, m0shbear, and filinep [1526/1842] have team battled jmaugue, Doctor, and sbp [1302/1788] and won! 1 day, 14:08:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/14 18:17:49] Nathan [337/518] has challenged sbp [598/850] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:42:55 is added to Nathan's clock.
[05/26/14 03:20:34] irix [232/818] has challenged sbp [520/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:29 is added to irix's clock.
[05/29/14 06:43:33] sbp [711/850] has challenged vegadark [440/503] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:41:53 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/29/14 23:57:48] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:21 towards level 74.
[05/31/14 00:13:03] gideonstar [436/678] has come upon sbp [679/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:10:41 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[05/31/14 11:28:29] Shayanjm [423/495] has come upon sbp [424/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:50 is added to Shayanjm's clock.
[05/31/14 21:02:42] sbp [468/850] has challenged XJR-9 [428/694] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:43:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/31/14 21:02:42] sbp has dealt XJR-9 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:48:07 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[07/24/14 11:05:46] Revi [29/104] has challenged sbp [94/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Revi's clock.
[08/12/14 10:07:46] Fluttershy [233/275] has challenged sbp [800/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[08/13/14 06:32:12] TehKitti [144/179] has challenged sbp [324/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[08/14/14 03:33:01] paysties [126/556] has come upon sbp [585/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:53:01 is added to paysties's clock.
[08/14/14 08:58:04] sbp, seek, and paklido [840/2083] have team battled Diesel, Bender, and MetaNova [616/1539] and won! 0 days, 09:00:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/14 13:31:22] paklido, sbp, and gideonstar [649/2006] have team battled honkybonky, CornFly, and mostlybadfly [411/1515] and won! 0 days, 06:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/14 19:11:59] sbp [790/850] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [612/797] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:19:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/14/14 23:13:10] Kabaka [190/456] has challenged sbp [266/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:53:17 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[08/15/14 00:13:28] sbp [477/850] has challenged Chenzw [5/512] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:54:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/01/14 09:41:09] FrodoTheHobbit, DemosDemon, and sbp [2/2264] have team battled godog, Jareeta, and gideonstar [793/1918] and lost! 2 days, 08:13:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/14 23:30:48] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:24:34 from level 74.
[09/02/14 10:26:58] MadHatter, digitaldonk, and Diesel [963/1879] have team battled woonack, discopig, and sbp [771/2031] and won! 0 days, 00:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/14 12:50:04] Frogging101, sbp, and Mateusz [203/1824] have team battled ruan, neo, and archlich [116/1695] and won! 0 days, 03:43:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/14 03:02:18] DemosDemon [336/617] has challenged sbp [610/850] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:16:00 is added to DemosDemon's clock.
[09/03/14 07:59:05] prattmic, sbp, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [915/2582] have team battled Ttech, a1291762, and yasdorian [2337/2569] and lost! 1 day, 06:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/14 20:18:47] PersonalJ [216/409] has come upon sbp [843/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:36 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[09/05/14 03:01:51] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:25:09 towards level 74.
[09/05/14 11:00:16] sbp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:19:40 from level 74.
[09/05/14 15:22:08] MontyZuma [276/855] has challenged sbp [306/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:42 is added to MontyZuma's clock.
[09/06/14 12:21:08] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:21:40 from level 74.
[09/06/14 21:03:24] simple [43/442] has come upon sbp [755/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:53 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/14 12:56:40] sbp [723/854] has challenged XJR-9 [194/678] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:05:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/08/14 03:36:58] suterismus, Kabaka, and prime [560/2160] have team battled Lenny, sbp, and Majak [957/2270] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/14 04:01:02] yasdorian [280/663] has challenged sbp [657/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:24:21 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[09/08/14 05:23:34] droogie, Gunther, and lolwut [631/1991] have team battled argus, XJR-9, and sbp [887/2337] and lost! 0 days, 10:41:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/14 09:19:43] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:17 towards level 74.
[09/09/14 02:11:58] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:04 towards level 74.
[09/09/14 09:09:50] sbp [389/854] has challenged Sixbierehomme [315/344] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:50:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/09/14 23:22:37] sbp, lolwut, and TauPan [1586/2001] have team battled cxz, jmaugue, and Sixbierehomme [732/1107] and won! 0 days, 03:00:36 is removed from their clocks.

[09/11/14 09:15:05] Tilduke [32/35] has challenged sbp [210/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to Tilduke's clock.
[09/11/14 14:45:10] dyreshark [266/286] has challenged sbp [428/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to dyreshark's clock.
[09/11/14 16:29:20] sbp [760/854] has challenged cudaman73 [112/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/11/14 22:31:06] Frogging101 [298/369] has challenged sbp [158/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:00 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[09/13/14 23:59:43] pants, MontyZuma, and Krenz [518/2174] have team battled Flynn, Gizmokid2005, and sbp [757/2346] and lost! 2 days, 16:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/14 14:50:56] sbp [325/860] has challenged gipyelrah [780/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:30:40 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/14/14 16:16:53] disk, AKBlindy, and sasaniak [1529/1602] have team battled brentwalther, sbp, and ChiefRA [365/2271] and won! 0 days, 06:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/14 17:14:32] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:37:22 towards level 74.
[09/15/14 22:29:08] Mateusz, bigjay, and Jareeta [763/2176] have team battled Wayneoween, sbp, and Agent86 [1080/1824] and lost! 2 days, 23:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/14 15:49:24] r00f, mthw, and sbp [1384/1941] have team battled ajhgfa, irix, and pfoley [45/2024] and won! 0 days, 01:43:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/14 15:14:17] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:49 towards level 74.
[09/18/14 09:47:19] Doctor [426/552] has come upon sbp [440/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:37:51 is added to Doctor's clock.
[09/19/14 02:51:59] droogie, Frogging101, and Sir_Lemming [1504/1722] have team battled sbp, Pici, and Cameron_D [2159/2500] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/14 09:25:50] Flynn [246/484] has challenged sbp [308/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:03:28 is added to Flynn's clock.
[09/20/14 00:04:21] digitaldonk [858/1026] has come upon sbp [263/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:41 is removed from digitaldonk's clock.
[09/21/14 11:38:31] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:19:09 from level 74.
[09/22/14 18:52:49] Cameron_D [894/989] has challenged sbp [808/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:30 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[09/23/14 06:47:50] L235 [168/234] has challenged sbp [227/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to L235's clock.
[09/24/14 04:30:55] MetaNova [236/537] has come upon sbp [688/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:35:39 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/24/14 22:07:31] Agent86 [375/400] has challenged sbp [252/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:18:28 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[09/25/14 05:43:11] Wayneoween [412/606] has come upon sbp [570/872] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:45:58 is added to Wayneoween's clock.
[09/25/14 07:13:22] spillere [445/470] has come upon sbp [336/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:44:47 is removed from spillere's clock.
[09/25/14 10:10:49] Virtual [677/1114] has challenged sbp [563/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:12:29 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[09/25/14 11:56:25] paklido [465/547] has come upon sbp [347/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:56:30 is removed from paklido's clock.
[09/27/14 05:25:27] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:34:13 from level 74.
[09/27/14 16:17:43] CornFly, Ouchy, and Cameron_D [408/1765] have team battled rasputo, brendan, and sbp [99/2378] and won! 0 days, 00:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/14 21:36:24] sbp slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! sbp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/14 03:35:39] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:56:18 from level 74.
[09/28/14 05:23:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 16 days, 20:04:41 toward level 74.
[09/28/14 23:12:02] irix [115/871] has come upon sbp [718/866] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:34:04 is added to irix's clock.
[09/29/14 12:19:03] Fluttershy [19/379] has challenged sbp [32/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[10/02/14 06:56:42] sbp was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:37:11 from level 74.
[10/02/14 18:09:44] sbp [712/866] has come upon duke [63/140] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:26:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/03/14 08:12:10] SlowRiot [361/383] has challenged sbp [756/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[10/03/14 09:22:36] Kabaka, Killerkid, and desspugne [459/1984] have team battled Vargink, sbp, and DemosDemon [643/1923] and lost! 6 days, 14:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/14 17:34:42] gipyelrah [629/911] has challenged sbp [810/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:36 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[10/05/14 00:09:12] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:44 towards level 74.
[10/05/14 02:37:01] sbp [488/866] has challenged SCSi [116/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:11:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/05/14 09:37:37] sbp, Doctor, gideonstar, and AKBlindy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/14 21:15:22] a1291762 [584/665] has challenged sbp [471/866] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[10/06/14 03:35:53] pants [240/504] has come upon sbp [624/866] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:13:55 is added to pants's clock.
[10/06/14 18:35:34] Boohbah [215/412] has come upon sbp [44/866] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:23:04 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[10/07/14 00:36:49] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:25 towards level 74.
[10/10/14 16:58:08] sbp [601/866] has come upon sartan [679/1012] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/14 01:33:27] hawk, grooverider, and sbp [2337/2628] have team battled godog, gipyelrah, and kaplejon [1640/1751] and won! 1 day, 23:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/14 22:50:40] SirMonkeybox [71/91] has challenged sbp [625/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/13/14 10:15:25] Fluttershy [181/379] has come upon sbp [90/866] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:39:46 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[10/13/14 23:40:57] godog [185/385] has challenged sbp [132/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:59:05 is removed from godog's clock.
[10/14/14 12:02:36] bigjay, Gunther, and Fluttershy [593/1513] have team battled Gizmokid2005, sbp, and kork [20/2108] and won! 0 days, 20:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/14 04:46:41] dwfreed [422/460] has come upon sbp [324/866] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:29:54 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/15/14 22:57:31] sbp [514/866] has challenged Plasmastar [301/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:25:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/16/14 12:27:24] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:29 towards level 74.
[10/18/14 09:38:00] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:36 towards level 74.
[10/18/14 21:20:43] Avon [1064/1079] has challenged sbp [510/866] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:48 is removed from Avon's clock.
[10/19/14 13:25:59] Nayru [20/504] has challenged sbp [664/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:52:59 is added to Nayru's clock.
[10/19/14 22:31:51] TehKitti, Tronsha, and sbp [826/1737] have team battled andrewhuntley, pants, and droogie [566/1691] and won! 0 days, 09:09:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/14 10:33:11] sbp [273/866] has challenged dwfreed [399/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:57 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/20/14 15:40:21] shandor [141/310] has challenged sbp [367/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to shandor's clock.
[10/20/14 17:18:14] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:14 towards level 74.
[10/21/14 02:15:19] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:00 towards level 74.
[10/21/14 02:53:48] Agent86 [9/447] has come upon sbp [14/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:23 is added to Agent86's clock.
[10/21/14 10:50:35] paklido [175/546] has come upon sbp [763/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:22 is added to paklido's clock.
[10/21/14 11:11:01] TehKitti [522/595] has challenged sbp [802/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to TehKitti's clock.
[10/22/14 10:42:37] argus, Boohbah, and sbp [324/2067] have team battled ryushe, lipek, and Majak [1284/2256] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/14 19:03:29] sbp [306/866] has challenged digitaldonk [660/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/23/14 21:22:25] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:47 towards level 74.
[01/07/15 17:24:20] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:50 towards level 74.
[01/07/15 18:02:32] sbp [385/866] has challenged twohlix [294/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:59:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/08/15 06:27:25] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:24 towards level 74.
[01/09/15 10:04:14] Ladon [148/372] has challenged sbp [621/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Ladon's clock.
[01/09/15 18:34:58] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:13 towards level 74.
[01/11/15 08:28:45] sbp [217/862] has challenged woonack [498/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:53:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/11/15 13:03:52] bogdan [2/17] has challenged sbp [203/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to bogdan's clock.
[01/11/15 21:32:47] sbp [422/862] has challenged zid [355/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:29:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/15/15 08:54:36] sbp has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:01 from level 74.
[01/15/15 13:08:23] riv [45/127] has challenged sbp [472/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to riv's clock.
[01/16/15 05:33:53] sbp [669/863] has challenged twohlix [210/554] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/16/15 18:40:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 16 days, 20:22:02 toward level 75.
[01/17/15 07:47:41] ReGan, sbp, and Lemelisk [1571/1884] have team battled ChasedSpade, CRowen, and strugart [1544/1799] and won! 0 days, 00:56:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/15 16:45:09] neo [255/769] has challenged sbp [845/863] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to neo's clock.
[01/18/15 03:12:28] Tamini [216/274] has come upon sbp [842/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:58 is added to Tamini's clock.
[01/18/15 06:21:29] sbp [836/863] has challenged Crysters [107/386] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:14:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/18/15 20:25:29] sbp [700/863] has challenged LordH [406/435] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:38:42 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/19/15 22:52:29] sbp, Gunther, L235, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/15 02:26:17] reim [198/424] has challenged sbp [844/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:02 is added to reim's clock.
[01/21/15 00:38:29] Agusanz, yasdorian, and sbp [2017/2053] have team battled Lenny, Cameron_D, and pfoley [1527/2709] and won! 0 days, 02:51:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 06:23:02] lipek, noother, and sbp [2900/2928] have team battled yano, kaplejon, and Birdbones [307/2216] and won! 1 day, 21:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 17:29:49] elf [471/853] has come upon sbp [139/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:52:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/21/15 17:29:49] elf has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:46:47 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/22/15 03:53:21] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:11:21 towards level 75.
[01/22/15 14:11:47] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:13:11 from level 75.
[01/22/15 18:34:03] Curlybear, Gunther, and mthw [1790/2015] have team battled sbp, simple, and SchrodingersScat [1304/1869] and won! 0 days, 05:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/15 18:34:27] bogdan [37/459] has come upon sbp [699/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:28 is added to bogdan's clock.
[01/24/15 20:57:19] Syloq [152/308] has challenged sbp [499/863] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:37:51 is added to Syloq's clock.
[01/25/15 00:29:19] Emanon [195/202] has challenged sbp [279/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Emanon's clock.
[01/25/15 13:16:02] G33KY [709/772] has come upon sbp [491/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:40:18 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[01/27/15 03:06:24] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:36 towards level 75.
[01/28/15 02:24:03] sjefen6 [237/402] has come upon sbp [190/863] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:13:58 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/28/15 06:52:30] Sixbierehomme, Majak, and sbp [364/1907] have team battled Meistarin, Trondby, and mthw [759/2159] and lost! 2 days, 05:30:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/15 03:26:22] jeaye [251/589] has come upon sbp [409/863] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:54:36 is added to jeaye's clock.
[01/30/15 12:25:17] sbp [93/863] has challenged ChasedSpade [14/573] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:51:27 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/31/15 01:14:34] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:03:38 towards level 75.
[02/02/15 20:29:06] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:37:34 towards level 75.
[02/03/15 05:53:37] filinep [136/382] has come upon sbp [674/863] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:09:56 is added to filinep's clock.
[02/03/15 12:28:08] NezumiRyu [244/262] has challenged sbp [209/863] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from NezumiRyu's clock.
[02/06/15 03:03:05] kaplejon [48/499] has come upon sbp [27/863] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:03:34 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[02/07/15 16:37:15] neo [23/769] has come upon sbp [546/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:13:17 is added to neo's clock.
[02/07/15 17:30:48] sbp [153/863] has challenged sasaniak [386/662] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:19:26 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/09/15 11:08:53] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:28:17 towards level 75.
[02/10/15 11:48:58] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:27:21 from level 75.
[02/10/15 21:56:44] sbp [343/863] has challenged grooverider [604/980] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:07:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/11/15 00:06:00] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:58:23 towards level 75.
[02/11/15 17:58:34] ruan [326/913] has come upon sbp [175/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:07:41 is removed from ruan's clock.
[02/12/15 08:56:02] sbp [84/863] has come upon paramourne [62/293] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:32:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/12/15 18:49:51] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:35:50 towards level 75.
[02/12/15 19:43:56] Weedle [472/666] has come upon sbp [284/863] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:18:42 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[02/13/15 04:00:14] Charris [381/389] has come upon sbp [810/863] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:24:55 is added to Charris's clock.
[02/16/15 01:46:35] zbart, sbp, bendem, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/15 00:00:12] dindinx, burnsie, and G33KY [1724/1833] have team battled woonack, Glorfindel, and sbp [2102/2181] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/15 02:29:12] pipework, ryushe, and davidfg4 [58/2296] have team battled L235, sasaniak, and sbp [794/1960] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/15 06:27:46] ProgramMax [1/40] has challenged sbp [213/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to ProgramMax's clock.
[02/18/15 21:01:19] sbp [588/863] has challenged Soappy [90/726] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:30:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/19/15 23:31:33] Brainiac [230/308] has challenged sbp [774/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[02/20/15 20:17:14] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:58:26 towards level 75.
[02/21/15 11:22:23] sbp [796/863] has challenged discopig [242/346] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:11:59 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/21/15 11:22:23] In the fierce battle, discopig dropped his level 51 pair of boots! sbp picks it up, tossing his old level 36 pair of boots to discopig.
[02/21/15 15:44:53] jenksy [160/247] has challenged sbp [831/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to jenksy's clock.
[02/23/15 05:24:36] kensington [206/446] has come upon sbp [649/878] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:20:33 is added to kensington's clock.
[02/25/15 00:37:36] Akiyuki [63/409] has challenged sbp [870/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[02/25/15 00:51:43] Toagac [215/701] has challenged sbp [39/878] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:33:52 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[02/25/15 04:02:12] sparrowhawk [173/299] has come upon sbp [571/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:44 is added to sparrowhawk's clock.
[02/25/15 17:59:13] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:31 towards level 75.
[02/26/15 19:06:25] AbrahamLinksys [165/726] has challenged sbp [38/878] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:32:43 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/28/15 20:39:15] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:30 towards level 75.
[03/21/15 19:15:02] jholtom [423/499] has come upon sbp [799/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:37 is added to jholtom's clock.
[03/22/15 08:27:50] DiCEr1904 [285/562] has come upon sbp [204/878] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:39:06 is removed from DiCEr1904's clock.
[03/24/15 02:55:48] Simie [889/891] has come upon sbp [63/878] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:33:39 is removed from Simie's clock.
[03/24/15 16:38:27] kenyon [199/1226] has come upon sbp [111/878] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:55:01 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/24/15 22:29:08] Lowbow [17/207] has challenged sbp [442/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[03/25/15 08:47:27] SirMonkeybox [68/716] has challenged sbp [389/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:43:25 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/26/15 18:13:42] pantyshot [135/149] has challenged sbp [533/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to pantyshot's clock.
[03/26/15 22:00:26] sbp [404/878] has challenged strugart [417/717] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:18:50 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/26/15 23:00:45] Thracky [468/503] has challenged sbp [432/878] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:28:22 is removed from Thracky's clock.
[03/26/15 23:00:45] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped his level 301 weapon! Thracky picks it up, tossing his old level 58 weapon to sbp.
[03/27/15 15:45:28] enCyde, arlen, and Avon [664/1354] have team battled sbp, Danthemandoo, and Kyree [184/1646] and won! 0 days, 00:01:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/15 16:20:06] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:22 from level 75.
[03/28/15 07:02:10] Akuma_no_Tsubasa [126/357] has challenged sbp [440/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Akuma_no_Tsubasa's clock.
[03/28/15 07:20:28] SlowRiot [24/1001] has come upon sbp [436/635] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:38:58 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[03/28/15 08:19:46] archlich [484/546] has come upon sbp [306/635] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:11:10 is removed from archlich's clock.
[03/28/15 15:05:29] NolanRaSinjaria [87/128] has challenged sbp [288/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[03/29/15 00:49:38] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:05 towards level 75.
[03/29/15 06:24:49] zouave [345/354] has challenged sbp [203/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:47 is removed from zouave's clock.
[03/29/15 11:13:16] Beavis, phobos_anomaly, and Tartarus [1627/1768] have team battled yano, soltys, and sbp [313/1763] and won! 0 days, 07:40:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/15 14:27:56] jenksy, kenyon, and archlich [276/2185] have team battled Totengeist, SpamMage, and sbp [501/2075] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/15 01:51:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 00:59:23 toward level 75.
[04/03/15 13:23:01] sjums_the_great [199/259] has challenged sbp [34/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/03/15 17:03:39] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:11 towards level 75.
[04/04/15 02:24:17] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:19 from level 75.
[04/04/15 10:50:22] clearcasting [118/497] has come upon sbp [24/635] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:53:22 is removed from clearcasting's clock.
[04/05/15 08:35:40] Tamini [16/349] has come upon sbp [382/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:16:15 is added to Tamini's clock.
[04/05/15 14:48:32] Kyree, Wir, and Gizmokid2005 [767/1835] have team battled sbp, ChasedSpade, and LordH [1625/1782] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/15 03:04:29] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:47 towards level 75.
[04/08/15 12:30:39] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:12 towards level 75.
[04/08/15 12:41:22] disjunto [6/7] has challenged sbp [519/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to disjunto's clock.
[04/08/15 21:29:24] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:13 from level 75.
[04/09/15 09:02:15] sbp [53/635] has challenged honkybonky [436/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/09/15 13:02:25] Nahob [293/318] has challenged sbp [504/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Nahob's clock.
[04/09/15 15:59:53] amdavies [2/21] has challenged sbp [127/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to amdavies's clock.
[04/10/15 17:42:51] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:22 towards level 75.
[04/11/15 10:49:40] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:45 towards level 75.
[04/11/15 14:01:32] crazyoldman [5/80] has come upon sbp [191/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to crazyoldman's clock.
[04/11/15 20:27:18] Zanoab [468/523] has challenged sbp [121/635] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:33:13 is removed from Zanoab's clock.
[04/11/15 22:10:03] paramourne, Simie, and davidfg4 [1451/2268] have team battled nitzer, sbp, and Jareeta [529/2275] and won! 1 day, 05:18:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 00:47:19] Gizmokid2005, sbp, and Ladon [1986/2172] have team battled jeaye, gravis, and naw [53/1764] and won! 0 days, 16:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 09:31:02] Sixbierehomme, amdavies, and sbp [1348/1559] have team battled Crazycatlady, lipek, and Lenny [1024/2578] and won! 0 days, 00:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/15 09:40:30] amdavies [3/206] has challenged sbp [548/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to amdavies's clock.
[04/13/15 14:25:47] gravis [263/585] has come upon sbp [413/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:00 is added to gravis's clock.
[04/13/15 18:45:55] yasdorian [777/806] has come upon sbp [294/635] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:31 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[04/14/15 10:36:52] SpamMage [380/619] has come upon sbp [419/635] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:22:25 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[04/14/15 15:20:39] Doctor [366/893] has come upon sbp [505/635] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:39:42 is added to Doctor's clock.
[04/17/15 12:21:21] paramourne, Alric`, sbp, and Kyree have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/15 15:17:19] sbp [275/661] has challenged Cenhinen [434/580] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/17/15 22:59:04] Lowbow [250/319] has come upon sbp [22/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:29 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[04/18/15 03:17:18] reim [11/449] has come upon sbp [637/661] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:03:48 is added to reim's clock.
[04/18/15 03:33:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 03:08:44 from level 76.
[04/19/15 00:08:58] sedrik, reim, and sbp [889/1754] have team battled Charris, dwfreed, and JustAPerson [1234/1313] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/15 01:40:46] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:09:12 towards level 76.
[04/20/15 03:05:10] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:53:02 from level 76.
[04/21/15 03:57:34] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:38:23 towards level 76.
[04/21/15 04:58:26] jeaye [503/629] has come upon sbp [67/661] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:16:36 is removed from jeaye's clock.
[04/21/15 07:58:36] Soappy [307/1026] has challenged sbp [61/661] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[04/21/15 08:59:57] sbp misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:41:27 from level 76.
[04/21/15 23:22:03] EkimmI, sbp, and benoliver999 [175/1324] have team battled yasdorian, Brainiac, and SynthesizerPatel [1078/1497] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/15 22:53:27] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:12:41 towards level 76.
[04/25/15 00:18:58] sbp [113/661] has challenged identd [805/939] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:34:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/25/15 05:01:22] Kratos [12/313] has come upon sbp [9/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:40:15 is removed from Kratos's clock.
[04/25/15 10:10:11] PiotrekD [504/690] has come upon sbp [395/661] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:09:24 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/25/15 14:43:12] naw [238/550] has come upon sbp [105/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:12:31 is removed from naw's clock.
[04/26/15 00:36:40] bl4ckscor3, argus, and Nathan [1287/1695] have team battled Fluttershy, sbp, and Egypt [1043/1836] and won! 5 days, 20:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 09:22:14] ChasedSpade [547/552] has come upon sbp [132/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:49 is removed from ChasedSpade's clock.
[04/28/15 09:24:20] Brainiac [152/552] has challenged sbp [511/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/28/15 15:13:56] sbp has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:54:38 from level 76.
[04/30/15 20:38:46] AngryParsley [607/897] has come upon sbp [567/661] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:05:59 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/01/15 01:28:14] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:43:23 towards level 76.
[05/05/15 00:32:21] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:26:07 towards level 76.
[05/05/15 06:36:30] SlowRiot, zid, and naw [2248/2298] have team battled nitzer, sbp, and m0shbear [2037/2168] and won! 2 days, 02:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 12:18:13] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:24:38 towards level 76.
[05/06/15 13:54:28] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:24:50 from level 76.
[05/07/15 18:13:39] sbp reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sbp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/15 19:11:03] Meta [59/263] has challenged sbp [252/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Meta's clock.
[05/10/15 23:39:41] godog [200/602] has challenged sbp [317/664] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:16:06 is added to godog's clock.
[05/11/15 03:57:28] Cenhinen, elf, and Thracky [1625/2235] have team battled idisjunction, arlen, and sbp [1918/2047] and lost! 2 days, 14:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/15 06:38:02] Birdbones [276/891] has come upon sbp [97/664] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:38:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/11/15 13:44:51] sbp [381/664] has challenged ganja [158/515] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:35:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/12/15 07:53:37] enCyde [325/360] has come upon sbp [447/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:30 is added to enCyde's clock.
[05/13/15 15:40:33] sbp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:45:40 from level 76.
[05/13/15 22:46:24] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:09 towards level 76.
[05/14/15 11:44:25] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:30:07 towards level 76.
[05/16/15 15:25:31] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:05:07 towards level 76.
[05/16/15 22:02:16] jse [282/441] has come upon sbp [365/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:27:25 is added to jse's clock.
[05/16/15 22:30:55] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:22:39 from level 76.
[05/17/15 03:36:55] AngryParsley [460/891] has come upon sbp [435/664] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:53:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[05/17/15 11:03:45] NolanRaSinjaria [23/424] has come upon sbp [630/664] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:33 is added to NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[05/17/15 11:14:15] ruan, mthw, and Hydrogenum [87/2299] have team battled eva42, sbp, and Rossimo [322/1665] and lost! 2 days, 12:27:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 15:58:41] sbp, MadHatter, and ganja [196/1658] have team battled Tamini, paramourne, and naw [583/1569] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/15 17:18:09] Thracky [495/793] has come upon sbp [253/664] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:12:48 is removed from Thracky's clock.
[05/19/15 04:23:51] sbp [278/664] has challenged charitwo [195/509] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:40:28 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/19/15 16:28:03] sbp [192/664] has challenged likcoras [327/382] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:14:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/19/15 17:45:26] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:09:00 towards level 76.
[05/21/15 07:33:45] Kitlith [275/287] has challenged sbp [502/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[05/21/15 08:05:46] nitzer [597/700] has come upon sbp [399/664] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:49:33 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[05/21/15 17:39:39] sauerkrause [210/232] has challenged sbp [239/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to sauerkrause's clock.
[05/22/15 15:11:32] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:53 towards level 76.
[05/22/15 18:27:32] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:44 towards level 76.
[05/23/15 05:33:37] Haquer [18/257] has challenged sbp [481/664] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Haquer's clock.
[05/24/15 07:06:32] sbp [382/664] has challenged fattrat [394/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/24/15 19:58:52] kenyon [1122/1221] has come upon sbp [57/664] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:28:18 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/24/15 22:11:49] Lucien [325/436] has challenged sbp [15/664] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:53 is removed from Lucien's clock.
[05/24/15 22:11:49] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped his level 68 ring! Lucien picks it up, tossing his old level 27 ring to sbp.
[05/27/15 08:29:28] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:51:30 towards level 76.
[05/27/15 11:18:34] Ramsey [73/293] has come upon sbp [331/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:32 is added to Ramsey's clock.
[05/28/15 03:52:47] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:19:11 towards level 76.
[05/28/15 08:41:04] sbp [398/623] has challenged Rossimo [340/376] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:58:40 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/28/15 11:42:13] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:34 towards level 76.
[05/29/15 14:29:59] yano [476/661] has come upon sbp [67/623] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:10:07 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/29/15 14:51:45] ruan [12/638] has challenged sbp [201/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:23:13 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/29/15 19:41:30] jeaye [164/632] has come upon sbp [380/623] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:49:46 is added to jeaye's clock.
[05/29/15 19:53:28] sbp [488/623] has challenged Lowbow [63/358] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:38:06 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/30/15 05:57:04] sbp [534/623] has challenged ludjer [252/406] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:59:35 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/30/15 19:30:47] Virtual, NolanRaSinjaria, and Ladon [807/2182] have team battled Mirc0p, sbp, and eva42 [1399/1698] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/15 00:03:34] sbp [379/623] has challenged bendem [281/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:14:10 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/02/15 01:03:06] bendem [199/432] has come upon sbp [480/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:36:45 is added to bendem's clock.
[06/02/15 02:55:38] yawgmoth [193/530] has come upon sbp [427/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:13:22 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[06/02/15 05:22:24] sbp [296/623] has challenged SirMonkeybox [283/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:46:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/02/15 14:25:45] naw [184/560] has challenged sbp [18/623] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:47:11 is removed from naw's clock.
[06/03/15 10:47:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 06:59:33 toward level 76.
[06/03/15 23:08:43] arlen, prattmic, and pipework [388/1875] have team battled HeavyPodda, plaller, and sbp [803/1364] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/15 20:53:36] ToxicMouse [12/608] has come upon sbp [493/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:29:33 is added to ToxicMouse's clock.
[06/04/15 20:54:06] ToxicMouse [606/608] has come upon sbp [304/623] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:21:14 is removed from ToxicMouse's clock.
[06/05/15 10:03:07] xcourier [3/74] has challenged sbp [112/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to xcourier's clock.
[06/06/15 21:41:28] arlen [445/680] has challenged sbp [302/623] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:15 is removed from arlen's clock.
[06/07/15 06:15:57] sbp [7/623] has come upon LordH [44/800] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:45:20 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/07/15 13:10:59] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:21 from level 76.
[06/08/15 09:58:39] Misza, sbp, and yano [1005/1910] have team battled neo, amdavies, and XVar [168/1642] and won! 1 day, 00:04:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/15 15:28:13] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:31 towards level 76.
[06/08/15 17:58:59] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:52 from level 76.
[06/08/15 18:37:06] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:38 towards level 76.
[06/09/15 02:00:45] sbp [399/623] has challenged Tenorman [832/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:44 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/09/15 12:03:56] grooverider [416/1000] has challenged sbp [30/623] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:50:12 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/09/15 18:38:59] xcourier [10/255] has challenged sbp [365/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to xcourier's clock.
[06/10/15 16:00:33] Frogging101 [281/767] has come upon sbp [470/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:53:17 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[06/11/15 09:40:26] Asara, sbp, and Kartoffelsuppe [1774/1899] have team battled Tenorman, LordH, and argus [470/2425] and won! 0 days, 09:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/15 21:09:58] idisjunction [268/893] has come upon sbp [595/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:52:58 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/12/15 15:28:14] sjums_the_great [271/372] has challenged sbp [202/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:11:17 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/13/15 00:00:30] sbp [67/623] has challenged SirMonkeybox [634/732] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:59:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/13/15 08:35:51] idisjunction [268/893] has challenged sbp [622/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:16 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[06/14/15 14:57:16] lipek [32/1113] has come upon sbp [484/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:19 is added to lipek's clock.
[06/14/15 15:46:02] sbp [315/623] has challenged bendem [303/435] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:13:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/15/15 05:53:32] PriceChild, lipek, and sbp [1607/2244] have team battled idisjunction, irix, and iLP [1044/2141] and won! 1 day, 21:34:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/15 11:52:43] sbp [277/623] has challenged zid [157/809] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:39:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/15/15 20:27:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 27 days, 00:41:52 toward level 77.
[06/17/15 13:18:39] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:05:29 towards level 77.
[06/17/15 21:58:01] evilwolf [30/222] has challenged sbp [171/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to evilwolf's clock.
[06/19/15 07:27:09] Gaius [160/180] has come upon sbp [461/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:00 is added to Gaius's clock.
[06/20/15 04:51:05] Str1ngS [225/416] has come upon sbp [360/623] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:56:52 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[06/20/15 21:03:06] damyan, bendem, and r00f [1044/1803] have team battled davidfg4, sbp, and Hydrogenum [592/2651] and won! 0 days, 01:56:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/15 06:17:49] sbp [341/623] has challenged sasaniak [412/683] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:19:38 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/14/15 20:53:39] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:45:19 from level 77.
[08/14/15 21:39:03] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:18:21 towards level 77.
[08/15/15 06:54:01] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:51:01 from level 77.
[08/16/15 02:37:25] zankore [9/37] has challenged sbp [285/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to zankore's clock.
[08/17/15 11:28:16] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:34 towards level 77.
[08/17/15 12:16:49] Frogging101, sjefen6, and damyan [1163/1772] have team battled sbp, Haquer, and hannesenator [966/1443] and won! 4 days, 19:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 15:48:24] Tamini [55/609] has challenged sbp [400/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:16 is added to Tamini's clock.
[08/18/15 01:19:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 23 days, 12:48:26 toward level 77.
[08/18/15 02:33:47] jenksy [194/635] has come upon sbp [467/623] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:52:04 is added to jenksy's clock.
[08/18/15 09:26:55] sbp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:25:26 from level 77.
[08/19/15 02:24:43] daemoneye [143/444] has come upon sbp [63/623] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:55:14 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[08/19/15 03:45:46] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:05 towards level 77.
[08/19/15 18:18:15] Meta, sbp, r00f, and Boohbah have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/15 22:58:55] tiwake, gazarsgo, and SynthesizerPatel [107/2056] have team battled Killerkid, Krenz, and sbp [215/2082] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/15 17:37:20] IdleMaster, abra0, and Avon [884/2057] have team battled tmberg, zid, and sbp [1868/2299] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/15 09:24:23] blizgerg [549/973] has challenged sbp [340/623] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:29:59 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/23/15 03:41:08] rharwood, keeper_c, and sbp [2375/2470] have team battled Nofew, sartan, and yano [847/2536] and won! 0 days, 18:46:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/15 05:03:23] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:00 towards level 77.
[08/25/15 19:51:50] sbp [127/623] has challenged IdleMaster [381/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:01 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/28/15 23:12:26] Pici, SchrodingersScat, and LordH [1362/1932] have team battled sbp, aowsenek, and kensington [49/1362] and won! 0 days, 20:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 03:20:31] yasdorian, Gizmokid2005, and mthw [2221/2255] have team battled aucg, sbp, and Akiyuki [477/1844] and won! 1 day, 03:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 10:28:00] vox [340/449] has come upon sbp [128/623] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:13 is removed from vox's clock.
[08/31/15 12:24:41] Alric`, allo, and Lenny [1759/2477] have team battled Gizmokid2005, sbp, and pixelate [1279/2092] and won! 4 days, 16:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 08:10:17] pixelate, sasaniak, and Tesla [1356/1913] have team battled sbp, kensington, and SchrodingersScat [669/1526] and won! 0 days, 01:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/15 13:20:03] lipek, kork, and Midsandhighs [257/1860] have team battled Crazycatlady, Mirc0p, and sbp [710/1584] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/15 22:41:33] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:35 towards level 77.
[09/05/15 23:22:05] kenyon, kork, and Nayru [682/2054] have team battled sbp, Jareeta, and redlegion [1877/2240] and lost! 1 day, 08:39:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/15 08:28:34] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:11 towards level 77.
[09/06/15 10:09:12] JustAPerson [132/575] has come upon sbp [318/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:25:26 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[09/07/15 08:54:42] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:13 towards level 77.
[09/08/15 07:22:33] NezumiRyu [125/470] has come upon sbp [132/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:55:51 is added to NezumiRyu's clock.
[09/08/15 15:31:34] sbp, SmOkE_RU, and MetaNova [1046/1453] have team battled icxcnika, woonack, and Silvanus_Betrium [112/1546] and won! 0 days, 01:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 20:07:43] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:53 towards level 77.
[09/09/15 14:59:35] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:41 towards level 77.
[09/10/15 12:41:45] zbart, lipek, and prime [2059/2220] have team battled Adar, sbp, and irix [1085/2053] and won! 1 day, 12:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/15 13:14:21] Andries [377/524] has challenged sbp [543/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:57 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/10/15 17:15:55] JustAPerson [547/575] has challenged sbp [166/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:27:47 is removed from JustAPerson's clock.
[09/10/15 17:15:55] JustAPerson has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:27:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/10/15 23:35:54] sbp [110/623] has come upon ElectRo [189/1235] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:31:27 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/12/15 01:12:36] unicron [131/567] has come upon sbp [469/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:01:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/12/15 16:34:14] sbp [97/623] has challenged kenyon [935/1243] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:35:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/12/15 19:18:55] Xyrael [0/1] has challenged sbp [584/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[09/13/15 03:38:27] sbp [529/623] has challenged master_j [504/602] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:29:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/13/15 09:24:09] naw [350/548] has come upon sbp [262/623] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:28 is removed from naw's clock.
[09/15/15 16:41:27] Totengeist, simple, and MadHatter [1590/1904] have team battled redlegion, sbp, and DrFungus [244/1525] and won! 1 day, 04:20:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 18:56:03] aowsenek [48/380] has challenged sbp [204/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to aowsenek's clock.
[09/17/15 11:47:01] sbp, merx, and Milquetoast [860/1718] have team battled elf, Asara, and Nofew [43/2572] and won! 0 days, 19:20:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 11:11:41] sbp, noother, and hawk [1804/2458] have team battled Midsandhighs, ElectRo, and Haquer [292/1965] and won! 0 days, 15:59:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 13:28:55] damyan [420/756] has challenged sbp [44/623] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:33:03 is removed from damyan's clock.
[09/19/15 10:16:18] Koil [40/54] has challenged sbp [591/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Koil's clock.
[09/19/15 12:53:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 19:38:35 from level 77.
[09/22/15 05:50:55] Gorgon [389/530] has come upon sbp [45/623] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:09:32 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[09/22/15 08:05:32] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:17 towards level 77.
[09/23/15 04:46:26] Lenny [247/1070] has come upon sbp [381/623] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:41:05 is added to Lenny's clock.
[09/23/15 05:09:12] Brom [102/642] has challenged sbp [367/623] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:03:57 is added to Brom's clock.
[09/23/15 06:47:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 04:39:44 from level 77.
[09/23/15 09:52:22] Kinsmir [76/626] has come upon sbp [401/623] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:21:46 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[09/23/15 16:07:36] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:02 towards level 77.
[09/23/15 16:30:50] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:59 towards level 77.
[09/24/15 01:58:49] BURUT [114/256] has challenged sbp [87/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:35 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[09/24/15 01:58:49] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped his level 58 helm! BURUT picks it up, tossing his old level 28 helm to sbp.
[09/25/15 10:27:11] sbp [402/593] has challenged lipek [898/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:25:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/26/15 23:56:30] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:16 towards level 77.
[09/27/15 18:03:56] idisjunction [508/898] has come upon sbp [366/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:15:49 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[09/28/15 23:29:00] dodobrain [265/318] has challenged sbp [7/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:35 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[09/29/15 07:58:58] aucg [87/703] has challenged sbp [201/593] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:38:32 is added to aucg's clock.
[09/29/15 21:08:07] theemstra, Boohbah, and kensington [185/1556] have team battled strugart, sbp, and iViLe [1654/2260] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 22:11:43] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:03:03 from level 77.
[09/30/15 11:03:34] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:26 towards level 77.
[10/02/15 06:00:32] Senka [308/566] has come upon sbp [375/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:08:11 is added to Senka's clock.
[10/02/15 08:20:13] MJ94 [375/837] has challenged sbp [349/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:12 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/02/15 12:46:08] Cameron_D [481/1034] has come upon sbp [70/593] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:39:16 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[10/02/15 12:46:08] Cameron_D has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:49:07 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/02/15 21:38:37] Gaius, Xyrael, and sbp [262/1758] have team battled Majak, Hydrogenum, and Oooooog [811/1903] and lost! 0 days, 14:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/15 09:29:15] sbp [329/593] has challenged Cypher [906/924] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:05:31 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/04/15 06:48:17] theemstra, Loquatious, and noother [861/1879] have team battled sbp, sasaniak, and Prometheus [1717/2051] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 09:37:35] sbp [17/593] has challenged Evrial [330/411] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:46:38 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/05/15 17:07:48] allo [490/501] has come upon sbp [409/593] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:04:20 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/05/15 20:25:23] Crazycatlady, Ravioli, and Andries [1026/1093] have team battled sbp, Diitto, and Boohbah [279/1901] and won! 0 days, 00:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/15 06:03:21] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:18 towards level 77.
[10/06/15 20:00:44] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:47:38 towards level 77.
[10/08/15 07:16:42] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:08:04 towards level 77.
[10/08/15 07:54:40] intrnl [2/4] has challenged sbp [341/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to intrnl's clock.
[10/08/15 08:40:29] kernels [173/312] has challenged sbp [284/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to kernels's clock.
[10/09/15 05:11:55] Meta, Foofin, and Asara [1098/1744] have team battled yano, woonack, and sbp [537/1940] and won! 0 days, 09:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 16:56:36] pipework [436/468] has come upon sbp [231/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:48:20 is removed from pipework's clock.
[10/09/15 21:25:41] dindinx [415/645] has challenged sbp [516/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:36 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/11/15 09:02:02] PBabebu [0/16] has challenged sbp [167/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[10/11/15 10:39:32] sbp [451/593] has challenged suterismus [1089/1181] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:43:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/15 10:45:00] wallmani, SmOkE_RU, and kenyon [1565/2135] have team battled Tamini, sbp, and andoruh [1153/1482] and won! 0 days, 06:56:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 03:30:31] sbp, clearcasting, and aucg [892/1998] have team battled andoruh, Globalirc, and identd [733/1031] and won! 4 days, 09:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 07:05:14] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:28 from level 77.
[10/13/15 17:46:44] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:06:52 towards level 77.
[10/31/15 18:34:45] grant050, zankore, and sbp [1268/1487] have team battled Killerkid, cirdan, and soltys [742/2009] and won! 0 days, 01:30:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 03:26:01] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:46 towards level 77.
[11/03/15 09:52:18] Tenorman [620/880] has come upon sbp [418/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:09:59 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[11/03/15 17:55:24] holloway [26/106] has challenged sbp [58/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/04/15 08:30:28] TauPan [178/314] has come upon sbp [585/593] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:12:05 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/04/15 18:26:14] blindbox [192/381] has challenged sbp [152/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from blindbox's clock.
[11/05/15 03:59:33] Diitto, Nyarlathotep, and sbp [1299/1909] have team battled ruan, Regnor, and pants [1004/1696] and won! 0 days, 11:36:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/15 13:03:30] sbp [433/593] has challenged pants [401/426] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:57:00 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/05/15 19:47:18] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:40 towards level 77.
[11/08/15 01:13:59] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:35 towards level 77.
[11/08/15 19:01:48] sbp, Akiyuki, and Tesla [544/1834] have team battled nitzer, roy, and BURUT [909/1629] and lost! 0 days, 23:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/15 15:15:50] sbp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:47 from level 77.
[11/13/15 20:11:44] Unikitty [351/473] has challenged sbp [215/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:15 is removed from Unikitty's clock.
[11/22/15 13:15:40] blizgerg [359/800] has challenged sbp [299/593] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:47:19 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/23/15 00:00:29] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:25 from level 77.
[11/24/15 01:18:10] Str1ngS [68/432] has come upon sbp [477/593] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:11:12 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[11/24/15 10:27:55] sbp, VoidFox, and hannesenator [1378/1699] have team battled VX, Furry, and Firien [661/1073] and won! 0 days, 08:58:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 09:57:34] nitzer [647/703] has come upon sbp [323/593] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:14:41 is removed from nitzer's clock.
[11/26/15 02:29:55] sbp, ChasedSpade, and m0shbear [1022/2034] have team battled dindinx, h00k, and sasaniak [1984/2290] and lost! 1 day, 12:41:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/15 16:40:40] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:23 towards level 77.
[12/23/15 03:05:00] Gerdesas, Plasmastar, and damyan [471/1736] have team battled Majak, Pici, and sbp [132/1720] and won! 7 days, 08:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/15 14:48:30] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:14 from level 77.
[12/24/15 01:44:35] blindbox [149/579] has challenged sbp [412/593] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to blindbox's clock.
[12/24/15 12:18:53] irix [89/1026] has challenged sbp [137/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:12 is added to irix's clock.
[12/25/15 06:28:08] CornFly [186/986] has come upon sbp [436/593] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:54:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/25/15 07:03:34] splinny [448/592] has come upon sbp [272/593] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:49:18 is removed from splinny's clock.
[12/25/15 11:03:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 17:58:46 toward level 77.
[12/26/15 21:05:49] sbp [286/593] has challenged kenyon [151/1490] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:38 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/28/15 17:17:15] Jareeta [955/1043] has come upon sbp [578/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:18:15 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[12/28/15 18:20:41] sbp [468/593] has challenged D-NICE [228/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:49:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/28/15 19:42:56] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:04 towards level 77.
[12/29/15 14:36:46] elf, mwhahaha, and Darky [16/2171] have team battled sbp, KeboDK, and Nofew [1587/1962] and lost! 1 day, 08:44:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/15 15:23:26] sbp got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:38 from level 77.
[12/30/15 12:17:24] sbp [351/593] has challenged Nic [107/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:11:17 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/01/16 00:43:39] ville [105/268] has challenged sbp [197/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to ville's clock.
[01/01/16 05:54:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 19:39:42 toward level 77.
[01/02/16 04:03:00] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:12 towards level 77.
[01/02/16 07:19:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 15:14:02 toward level 77.
[01/02/16 10:22:33] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:53 towards level 77.
[01/03/16 04:55:52] Gizmokid2005 [219/963] has come upon sbp [343/593] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:52:49 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[01/04/16 07:00:45] Plasmastar [254/358] has challenged sbp [404/593] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:50:22 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[01/04/16 15:38:13] sbp [551/593] has challenged Killerkid [329/639] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/05/16 10:11:02] kier [418/478] has challenged sbp [589/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:02 is added to kier's clock.
[01/06/16 00:55:04] TauPan, Plasmastar, and vegadark [601/1075] have team battled lutoma, sbp, and mthw [1538/1976] and lost! 0 days, 14:20:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/16 01:43:50] sbp [368/593] has come upon pixelate [344/511] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:14:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/07/16 15:57:55] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:37:41 from level 78.
[01/08/16 07:26:43] Antutuuuuu [62/100] has challenged sbp [204/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to Antutuuuuu's clock.
[01/08/16 07:27:55] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:54:38 towards level 78.
[01/08/16 21:15:03] Snhr [2/10] has challenged sbp [527/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Snhr's clock.
[01/08/16 21:41:54] tiwake, FakeWizard, and woonack [639/2052] have team battled joek, Totengeist, and sbp [1034/1862] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 01:57:37] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:01:54 towards level 78.
[01/10/16 15:44:39] DesertStorm [333/435] has come upon sbp [138/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:21:47 is removed from DesertStorm's clock.
[01/11/16 04:03:39] strugart [90/850] has challenged sbp [4/593] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:03:33 is removed from strugart's clock.
[01/11/16 09:56:29] fangfufu [245/451] has come upon sbp [550/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:00 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[01/12/16 01:35:23] hannesenator [519/531] has come upon sbp [50/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:23:10 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[01/12/16 03:26:21] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:27:25 from level 78.
[02/06/16 07:01:03] Bkid [171/415] has challenged sbp [388/593] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:06:39 is added to Bkid's clock.
[02/06/16 10:35:02] unicron [56/707] has challenged sbp [196/593] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/06/16 15:51:03] Babar [258/914] has come upon sbp [364/593] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:38:08 is added to Babar's clock.
[02/06/16 23:50:39] babapest [0/318] has challenged sbp [63/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to babapest's clock.
[02/07/16 07:29:11] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:02:29 towards level 78.
[02/07/16 22:09:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 25 days, 12:21:22 toward level 78.
[02/07/16 23:05:43] MadMan, NoodleCake, and zid [479/1744] have team battled elf, babapest, and sbp [488/1751] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/16 19:23:13] Fahrenheit [31/427] has come upon sbp [194/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:12:48 is added to Fahrenheit's clock.
[02/10/16 07:51:00] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:47:20 from level 78.
[02/10/16 08:09:11] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:23 towards level 78.
[02/10/16 16:36:32] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:42 towards level 78.
[02/10/16 23:36:11] blind, Plasmastar, and sbp [1223/1708] have team battled holloway, Agent86, and suterismus [1611/2218] and lost! 2 days, 09:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 21:29:19] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:07:43 from level 78.
[02/12/16 22:13:03] sbp [432/593] has come upon roy [409/547] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:19:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/14/16 04:01:00] reim, Misza, and grooverider [2301/2488] have team battled yasdorian, Keima, and sbp [352/1385] and won! 0 days, 07:52:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/16 07:37:07] Ttech, Cenhinen, and SirMonkeybox [331/2742] have team battled Majak, sbp, and XJR-9 [1432/1610] and lost! 0 days, 09:40:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/16 23:44:02] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/16 05:46:30] Gmane [128/355] has challenged sbp [62/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[02/16/16 03:11:04] Crazycatlady, Evrial, and zokko [983/1515] have team battled yasdorian, bl4ckscor3, and sbp [521/1704] and won! 3 days, 02:53:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/16 07:55:58] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:17:03 towards level 78.
[02/17/16 23:00:51] sjums_the_great [232/456] has come upon sbp [259/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:58:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/18/16 03:59:14] sbp [85/598] has come upon mwhahaha [538/551] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:53:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/18/16 06:18:17] ville, kier, and Sir_Lemming [795/1922] have team battled WallIdl, woonack, and sbp [271/1490] and won! 0 days, 20:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 11:38:54] zid [556/799] has come upon sbp [31/598] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:51:54 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/27/16 11:18:57] Evrial, darkmage, and HeavyPodda [1377/2327] have team battled brendan, sbp, and RistoUuranmaki [1486/2130] and lost! 0 days, 10:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 13:49:09] MadHatter [429/496] has come upon sbp [228/598] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:11:06 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[02/27/16 18:19:45] sbp [10/598] has come upon Xyrael [138/796] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:43:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/28/16 22:30:42] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:33 from level 78.
[02/29/16 05:15:39] sbp saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:07:22 from level 78.
[02/29/16 06:01:33] MJ94 [3/746] has come upon sbp [567/598] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:16:42 is added to MJ94's clock.
[03/01/16 01:57:39] r00f [567/999] has come upon sbp [355/605] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:53:17 is removed from r00f's clock.
[03/01/16 03:44:22] sbp [134/605] has challenged Majak [198/382] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:32:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/01/16 10:33:34] bigjay [255/782] has come upon sbp [257/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:58:50 is added to bigjay's clock.
[03/03/16 12:31:30] Nix [39/348] has come upon sbp [556/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:28 is added to Nix's clock.
[03/03/16 16:32:00] kusuriya [299/364] has challenged sbp [396/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to kusuriya's clock.
[03/03/16 21:29:58] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/16 22:00:34] brycec [58/77] has challenged sbp [465/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to brycec's clock.
[03/12/16 23:10:12] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:21 towards level 78.
[03/14/16 05:35:12] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:04:25 towards level 78.
[03/17/16 04:04:09] Reed [188/211] has come upon sbp [530/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:18 is added to Reed's clock.
[03/17/16 06:25:10] honkybonky [533/729] has challenged sbp [177/611] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[03/17/16 09:28:43] theZoMBiE [306/335] has challenged sbp [319/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/17/16 20:28:08] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:29:47 from level 78.
[03/20/16 00:43:57] sbp [483/611] has challenged Milquetoast [794/905] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:40:11 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/20/16 12:48:11] tiwake [43/1001] has challenged sbp [357/611] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:53:39 is added to tiwake's clock.
[03/21/16 19:22:45] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:17:22 towards level 78.
[03/23/16 01:33:53] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:51:38 towards level 78.
[03/23/16 03:33:51] sbp, CornFly, and Agent86 [2117/2247] have team battled godog, lipek, and aucg [2487/2573] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 10:57:57] pixelate, HeavyPodda, and Mirc0p [262/1964] have team battled Adar, sbp, and babilen [837/1427] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 23:17:26] sbp [542/611] has challenged KeboDK [218/790] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:38:22 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/25/16 07:13:20] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:58:33 towards level 78.
[03/25/16 07:25:30] Pithlit, sbp, and Oooooog [152/1531] have team battled zbart, wvlf, and Regnor [1113/1569] and lost! 0 days, 13:24:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/16 09:29:49] zokko [35/513] has challenged sbp [402/611] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:07:44 is added to zokko's clock.
[03/25/16 16:51:40] thesleepingrozek [104/379] has challenged sbp [317/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to thesleepingrozek's clock.
[03/26/16 11:28:01] ElectRo, Fahrenheit, and Andries [962/2256] have team battled sbp, gipyelrah, and kusuriya [540/2108] and won! 0 days, 01:47:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 17:06:02] sbp [334/611] has challenged mthw [363/608] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:06:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/30/16 13:35:09] sbp [321/611] has come upon Globalirc [337/612] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:41:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/02/16 03:35:36] roy [503/556] has challenged sbp [590/611] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:50:40 is added to roy's clock.
[05/16/16 12:18:02] gazarsgo [102/666] has come upon sbp [419/611] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:52:22 is added to gazarsgo's clock.
[05/16/16 20:39:35] Misza [752/988] has challenged sbp [21/611] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/17/16 13:06:45] sbp [244/611] has challenged Tzic [24/478] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:28:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/17/16 18:42:39] grant050 [317/633] has challenged sbp [572/611] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to grant050's clock.
[05/20/16 02:29:37] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:38:25 towards level 78.
[05/20/16 07:42:47] gipyelrah [721/1039] has come upon sbp [323/611] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:05:54 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[05/20/16 21:35:22] dclaw123 [26/28] has challenged sbp [256/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[05/21/16 08:35:18] grooverider [85/894] has come upon sbp [70/611] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:51:47 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/21/16 17:00:13] tmberg, keeper_c, and aucg [625/2975] have team battled IdleMaster, sbp, and PiotrekD [404/1678] and won! 3 days, 06:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/16 10:22:07] Jareeta, fattrat, and sbp [62/2264] have team battled suterismus, Herb_Tarlek, and TauPan [1260/1934] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 03:04:26] MadHatter [428/516] has come upon sbp [75/611] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:38:44 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[05/25/16 18:32:33] Sage [79/177] has challenged sbp [5/611] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:39 is removed from Sage's clock.
[05/25/16 21:16:09] Lemelisk, sbp, MJ94, and Heisenberg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/16 02:36:09] jwon, Xenthys, and strugart [1591/2031] have team battled Pici, sjums_the_great, and sbp [899/1787] and won! 0 days, 09:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 15:12:48] sbp [524/611] has challenged Setsu [309/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:34:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/29/16 00:43:33] ville, Cysioland, and sbp [792/2022] have team battled Setsu, brycec, and ElectRo [256/2459] and won! 3 days, 09:54:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 18:58:18] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:24 towards level 78.
[05/30/16 14:47:23] FakeWizard [538/556] has come upon sbp [392/611] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:18:46 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[05/30/16 19:38:17] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:45 towards level 78.
[06/01/16 07:53:12] WallIdl [331/502] has challenged sbp [262/611] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:22:13 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[06/03/16 07:37:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:05:02 from level 78.
[07/11/16 03:08:26] dclaw123, sbp, and Antutuuuuu [961/1469] have team battled stonehammer, torg, and abra0 [1010/1294] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/16 06:23:58] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:55 from level 78.
[07/11/16 10:45:02] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:02 towards level 78.
[07/12/16 04:04:29] sbp [402/611] has challenged Cenhinen [356/630] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:10:29 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/13/16 03:14:08] woonack, sbp, and Ironhoof [858/1933] have team battled unicron, Bkid, and jdb [830/1994] and won! 3 days, 00:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 10:15:17] sbp [182/611] has challenged Firien [461/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/13/16 11:40:42] sbp, Andries, and RBecker [1877/1920] have team battled basepi, Zye, and Plasmastar [267/1374] and won! 3 days, 05:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 20:14:53] Mateusz [50/760] has challenged sbp [517/611] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[07/16/16 03:56:25] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:02 towards level 78.
[07/16/16 05:16:45] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:32:56 from level 78.
[07/16/16 07:29:40] a1291762 [634/1029] has come upon sbp [540/611] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:31:01 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[07/16/16 20:21:03] sbp, allo, and ryushe [133/1971] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Cypher, and blind [487/2271] and lost! 1 day, 02:04:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 06:06:41] Sailor_Venus [25/373] has come upon sbp [93/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[09/26/16 14:29:53] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:00 towards level 78.
[09/28/16 12:29:04] sbp [472/611] has challenged Lios [20/860] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:19:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/28/16 17:02:45] Gizmokid2005, allo, and brendan [62/2265] have team battled sbp, Zaratustra, and Woona [1890/2333] and lost! 7 days, 08:25:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 22:29:04] sbp, JensRex, keeper_c, and hannesenator have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/16 09:53:57] suterismus [198/1237] has come upon sbp [593/611] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:44:27 is added to suterismus's clock.
[09/29/16 09:58:34] dindinx, sbp, and Sir_Lemming [463/1601] have team battled PinkiePie, Pici, and MontyZuma [896/2530] and lost! 3 days, 04:40:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/16 12:37:25] sbp reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sbp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/16 20:18:15] Bradicus [22/549] has come upon sbp [19/614] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:35:38 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[09/30/16 08:07:52] fattrat, Zaratustra, and Chuck [40/2008] have team battled holloway, gabriel, and sbp [1116/2262] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/16 21:21:23] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:32 towards level 78.
[10/02/16 09:09:31] lXndr [1/3] has challenged sbp [61/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to lXndr's clock.
[10/02/16 15:01:35] sbp [386/614] has challenged MetaNova [315/419] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:31:34 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/03/16 23:10:04] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:21:32 from level 78.
[10/04/16 03:19:18] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:22:46 from level 78.
[10/04/16 10:38:16] yawgmoth [471/525] has come upon sbp [559/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:15 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[10/04/16 11:54:52] ruan [228/376] has come upon sbp [543/614] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 14:28:46 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/05/16 04:22:52] tmberg [660/816] has challenged sbp [557/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:58:58 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[10/06/16 12:24:51] sbp reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sbp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/16 15:10:26] sbp fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sbp's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/16 03:52:13] sbp got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:47:46 from level 78.
[10/07/16 10:42:06] vrillusions [648/1001] has challenged sbp [552/603] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:36:37 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[10/08/16 05:15:27] Plasmastar [264/305] has challenged sbp [294/603] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:21:53 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/08/16 12:17:49] PinkiePie [331/640] has challenged sbp [595/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:56 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[10/09/16 07:24:08] Cenhinen [589/612] has challenged sbp [394/603] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:22:50 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[10/11/16 04:16:05] Doctor [937/953] has come upon sbp [397/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:52:54 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[10/11/16 04:16:05] Doctor has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:48:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/16 08:42:44] sbp [84/603] has challenged Xenthys [688/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:21:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/16 10:00:57] bSchool [176/237] has challenged sbp [580/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to bSchool's clock.
[10/13/16 03:00:47] SchrodingersScat [180/851] has challenged sbp [0/603] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:53:19 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[10/23/16 09:18:58] abra0, keepermurf, and sbp [1970/2301] have team battled Bkid, elf, and robochot [1625/1833] and won! 1 day, 10:50:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/16 18:27:32] sbp [245/603] has challenged Andries [486/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:51:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/09/17 03:10:37] sbp [122/603] has challenged Cameron_D [632/1393] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:29:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/10/17 01:18:40] sbp [102/603] has challenged neurospex [647/1192] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:43:58 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/10/17 10:05:23] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:14 towards level 78.
[04/10/17 10:59:46] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:47 from level 78.
[04/10/17 12:35:40] PinkiePie, Lemelisk, and Ironhoof [993/2738] have team battled yano, AncalagonThBlack, and sbp [1086/1333] and lost! 0 days, 07:54:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/17 04:45:17] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:56 from level 78.
[04/11/17 07:08:55] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:59 towards level 78.
[04/11/17 11:47:01] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/17 17:53:36] sbp, elbie, agrajag, and MetaNova have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/17 19:30:58] Chuck [398/853] has come upon sbp [98/594] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:05:37 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/12/17 18:27:53] shandor, cirdan, and sbp [1971/1997] have team battled Misza, Milquetoast, and AncalagonThBlack [277/2215] and won! 2 days, 14:09:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 07:52:17] sbp [539/594] has challenged Pici [718/987] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:02:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/14/17 11:02:01] petrichor [593/673] has come upon sbp [309/594] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:16 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[04/14/17 13:54:10] sbp [298/594] has challenged jenksy [750/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:11:52 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/14/17 18:20:03] gollum, Socks, and manish17xxx [101/1298] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Brainiac, and sbp [1944/1990] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/17 17:57:54] arlen [734/884] has come upon sbp [34/594] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:02:37 is removed from arlen's clock.
[04/16/17 13:23:29] sbp [6/594] has challenged bigjay [812/1050] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/18/17 00:39:13] Ladon [742/965] has challenged sbp [161/594] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:52:49 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[04/19/17 02:48:43] cirdan [215/815] has challenged sbp [473/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:30 is added to cirdan's clock.
[04/19/17 10:51:43] Mithkabob [324/525] has challenged sbp [54/594] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:19:23 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[04/20/17 05:35:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 7 days, 10:02:12 toward level 78.
[04/20/17 15:16:01] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:16 from level 78.
[04/21/17 11:17:52] basepi [26/860] has come upon sbp [98/594] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:48:18 is added to basepi's clock.
[04/22/17 03:52:02] Lnk [198/374] has challenged sbp [30/594] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/22/17 04:57:34] Lim [202/206] has challenged sbp [214/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Lim's clock.
[04/23/17 03:42:22] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/17 05:24:53] sbp [524/600] has challenged Bradicus [115/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:27 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/23/17 08:25:57] sbp [515/600] has challenged keepermurf [760/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:16 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/23/17 20:25:06] sbp [539/600] has challenged sartan [214/1009] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/24/17 00:16:48] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:27:03 towards level 79.
[04/25/17 08:21:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 2 days, 21:29:06 toward level 79.
[04/26/17 09:24:07] Asara [577/1134] has come upon sbp [189/600] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:24 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/26/17 13:10:06] sjums_the_great [324/446] has come upon sbp [25/600] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:16:47 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/26/17 13:10:06] sjums_the_great has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:18:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/01/17 19:33:44] dwfreed, Xenthys, and brycec [903/1905] have team battled sbp, PersonalJ, and Oooooog [1803/1928] and lost! 6 days, 12:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/17 02:44:06] sbp [176/600] has challenged mordac [754/847] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:38:16 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/05/17 09:14:17] Nofew [547/1131] has challenged sbp [238/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/06/17 06:22:07] sbp [160/600] has challenged idlerpgww [452/502] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:30:55 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/07/17 19:41:28] yawgmoth [256/530] has come upon sbp [511/600] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:04:28 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[05/08/17 11:22:45] yawgmoth, blizgerg, and Avocet [898/1970] have team battled RedW, theZoMBiE, and sbp [635/2490] and won! 0 days, 13:13:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 19:06:50] sbp lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:50:30 from level 79.
[05/09/17 01:26:03] sbp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 08:30:45 from level 79.
[05/10/17 07:18:57] rxcomm [9/833] has come upon sbp [334/600] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:34:09 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[05/10/17 08:45:49] KingQuackers [167/212] has challenged sbp [105/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:39 is removed from KingQuackers's clock.
[05/11/17 04:08:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 67 days, 02:48:31 toward level 79.
[05/11/17 08:21:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 21:29:22 from level 79.
[05/11/17 12:09:09] sbp [202/600] has challenged Agent86 [238/642] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:15:19 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/11/17 14:06:38] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:09:54 towards level 79.
[05/11/17 21:34:38] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:29:10 towards level 79.
[05/12/17 07:22:12] KingQuackers [11/244] has challenged sbp [95/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[05/13/17 10:05:26] sbp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:42:14 from level 79.
[05/13/17 19:29:57] sbp [313/600] has challenged simple [26/883] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:38:28 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/15/17 00:33:41] sbp, suterismus, Oooooog, and Euronur have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/17 19:12:01] elf, zankore, and Gatewayy [70/2453] have team battled sbp, everbrew, and Firien [1667/2116] and lost! 6 days, 01:27:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 20:21:35] astrutt [161/256] has challenged sbp [98/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:13 is removed from astrutt's clock.
[05/15/17 22:53:19] pfoley, rharwood, and sbp [1658/1886] have team battled irix, IdleMaster, and abra0 [1/2548] and won! 3 days, 00:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 09:24:49] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:01:30 from level 79.
[05/16/17 14:44:56] pants [497/698] has challenged sbp [423/600] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:39:17 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/16/17 20:54:58] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:43 towards level 79.
[05/17/17 07:34:16] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:46 towards level 79.
[05/17/17 08:21:41] Euronur [283/683] has come upon sbp [46/600] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:05:59 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[05/17/17 11:49:38] Opie [81/776] has challenged sbp [422/600] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:11:55 is added to Opie's clock.
[05/18/17 05:56:18] SirMonkeybox [323/922] has come upon sbp [407/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:19:53 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/18/17 22:56:16] borsin, Zaratustra, and kork [1108/1874] have team battled AbacusAvenger, sbp, and Misza [221/2404] and won! 0 days, 05:00:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 15:01:08] sbp [268/595] has challenged stvc [42/318] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:28:41 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/20/17 02:37:53] Gizmokid2005, IndigoTiger, and godog [971/2522] have team battled m0shbear, sbp, and Avocet [34/1836] and won! 0 days, 07:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 08:36:35] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:38 towards level 79.
[05/21/17 09:27:08] Virtual [498/670] has come upon sbp [294/595] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:09:44 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[05/22/17 19:02:30] sbp was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:07 from level 79.
[05/23/17 09:31:47] Lnk [235/506] has challenged sbp [433/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Lnk's clock.
[05/24/17 03:45:14] sbp, AncalagonThBlack, and FakeWizard [746/1953] have team battled Oooooog, Globalirc, and abra0 [863/2226] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 13:34:38] astrutt [231/337] has challenged sbp [281/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to astrutt's clock.
[05/28/17 11:51:07] Iri, idlerpgww, and Gatewayy [1184/1752] have team battled simple, sbp, and GilbertErik [1871/2184] and lost! 1 day, 00:50:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 05:38:09] yano [362/426] has come upon sbp [526/603] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:31:27 is added to yano's clock.
[05/30/17 10:12:28] sbp [35/603] has challenged qbit [299/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/30/17 19:05:46] Adar [46/564] has come upon sbp [551/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:02:35 is added to Adar's clock.
[05/31/17 00:33:16] Xenthys, KingQuackers, and sbp [1073/1650] have team battled IndigoTiger, petrichor, and Bl4ckC0r3 [540/2438] and won! 0 days, 17:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 03:15:56] dindinx [15/457] has challenged sbp [444/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:15 is added to dindinx's clock.
[06/01/17 10:03:52] elbie [551/789] has come upon sbp [245/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:19:35 is removed from elbie's clock.
[06/01/17 10:47:36] sbp misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:48:33 from level 79.
[06/01/17 12:18:57] uhmmm, Xenthys, and Virtual [480/1767] have team battled sjums_the_great, sbp, and glorgamitch [227/1553] and won! 0 days, 05:47:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 19:50:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 10:41:22 toward level 79.
[06/01/17 22:24:53] PsyGrowth [172/177] has come upon sbp [422/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:37 is added to PsyGrowth's clock.
[06/03/17 04:02:27] godog [596/708] has come upon sbp [351/603] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:51:49 is removed from godog's clock.
[06/03/17 08:59:21] sbp [25/603] has challenged fattrat [715/1149] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/03/17 18:34:16] sbp [397/603] has challenged Beavis [884/1058] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:36:26 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/04/17 13:31:49] Satoshi, Zoddo, and Bkid [1418/2450] have team battled arlen, vrillusions, and sbp [1881/2506] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/17 19:42:17] sbp [243/603] has come upon godog [124/686] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 04:00:52 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/06/17 13:32:13] Euronur [178/683] has challenged sbp [500/603] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:26:25 is added to Euronur's clock.
[06/07/17 06:59:53] hannesenator [1010/1192] has come upon sbp [105/603] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:56:37 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[06/08/17 16:49:15] Lios, Oooooog, and sbp [1690/1985] have team battled cirdan, awgh, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1566/1823] and won! 0 days, 03:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 03:32:40] sbp [394/603] has come upon Virtual [203/670] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:19:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/10/17 22:19:30] Ancient_Mariner [7/16] has challenged sbp [425/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to Ancient_Mariner's clock.
[06/10/17 22:59:28] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:40:28 towards level 80.
[06/11/17 11:55:31] Fluttershy, GilbertErik, and robox [1285/2271] have team battled damyan, sbp, and Iri [258/2209] and won! 4 days, 08:32:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 16:00:28] sbp got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:38:06 from level 80.
[06/11/17 18:54:32] tspange, kork, and sbp [1273/1702] have team battled Oooooog, Doctor, and Bradicus [1046/2169] and won! 4 days, 18:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 05:03:51] Sundance [134/754] has challenged sbp [96/603] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:48:00 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[06/12/17 09:04:27] sbp [153/603] has challenged Psilocybe [513/707] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:24:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/12/17 16:37:44] IndigoTiger [871/996] has come upon sbp [222/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:28:27 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[06/12/17 23:29:40] RistoUuranmaki, elf, and NoodleCake [48/2423] have team battled Fattyeater, petrichor, and sbp [1960/2157] and lost! 1 day, 04:21:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/17 00:19:55] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:33:33 from level 80.
[06/14/17 00:10:34] JensRex [724/832] has challenged sbp [283/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:28:49 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[06/14/17 02:24:38] dodobrain, uhmmm, and Adar [1587/2069] have team battled sbp, JuanMaestro, and abra0 [752/2191] and won! 1 day, 02:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 11:43:40] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/17 03:31:06] sbp [196/610] has come upon irix [921/1023] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:33:31 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/16/17 13:56:34] Zaratustra, sbp, and vox [377/2821] have team battled stvc, Asara, and sjums_the_great [1259/1965] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/17 03:22:18] m0shbear [183/665] has challenged sbp [73/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:10 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[06/19/17 20:24:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 5 days, 08:31:30 toward level 80.
[06/19/17 20:58:34] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/17 12:29:22] D.Va [21/478] has come upon sbp [42/602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:14 is added to D.Va's clock.
[06/20/17 20:36:50] sbp [184/602] has challenged Doctor [372/961] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:55:18 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/20/17 22:51:39] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:15:57 towards level 80.
[06/20/17 22:55:16] abra0, bootdisk, and robox [125/2312] have team battled yano, Syloq, and sbp [796/1327] and lost! 1 day, 10:24:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 20:12:24] ruan, Ephod, and jstg [923/1415] have team battled sbp, robox, and Atan [1351/1799] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/17 00:22:22] lipek, sasaniak, and Iri [1370/2230] have team battled sbp, Tenorman, and Bradicus [657/2314] and won! 3 days, 06:38:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 06:32:56] Iri [42/559] has come upon sbp [242/602] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:56:13 is added to Iri's clock.
[06/23/17 17:01:09] sbp fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sbp's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/17 17:04:11] Crazycatlady, arlen, and Opie [432/2422] have team battled Heisenberg, sbp, and vegadark [406/2050] and won! 0 days, 14:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 18:50:37] Iri [297/555] has come upon sbp [334/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:15 is added to Iri's clock.
[06/27/17 06:15:45] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:18:53 towards level 80.
[06/27/17 23:24:38] rxcomm [13/837] has challenged sbp [266/590] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:43:19 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[06/28/17 03:07:09] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:52:04 towards level 80.
[06/28/17 10:09:44] dclaw123 [612/880] has come upon sbp [290/590] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:15:00 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[06/29/17 10:53:58] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:49:58 from level 80.
[06/29/17 23:32:24] sbp [253/590] has challenged shymega [514/554] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:09:13 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/30/17 00:32:34] sbp [118/590] has challenged Agent86 [605/638] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:38:52 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/30/17 23:36:33] idisjunction [997/1080] has challenged sbp [23/590] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:29:19 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[06/30/17 23:36:33] idisjunction has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:19:57 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/03/17 13:44:10] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:51:11 towards level 80.
[07/03/17 19:48:46] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:03:58 towards level 80.
[07/06/17 15:38:38] Boohbah [711/768] has come upon sbp [12/590] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:47:04 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[07/07/17 23:19:23] max [678/722] has come upon sbp [270/599] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:56:48 is removed from max's clock.
[07/09/17 02:48:42] arlen, Bradicus, and theemstra [1764/2347] have team battled GilbertErik, sbp, and bigjay [1075/2437] and won! 4 days, 21:01:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 14:01:45] brycec [603/761] has come upon sbp [131/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:31:12 is removed from brycec's clock.
[07/10/17 09:32:32] dwfreed [340/513] has come upon sbp [470/599] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:03:00 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/10/17 12:02:52] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:37:13 towards level 80.
[07/11/17 04:21:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 17 days, 17:18:09 toward level 80.
[07/11/17 16:00:41] Bkid [502/716] has come upon sbp [501/599] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:19:53 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[07/13/17 07:58:26] sbp bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:23:36 from level 80.
[07/13/17 13:25:15] sbp [438/599] has challenged kensington [409/926] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:15:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/16/17 03:09:14] sbp, robox, and Satoshi [1105/2112] have team battled IndigoTiger, Iri, and grooverider [2502/2704] and lost! 6 days, 03:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 06:06:37] abra0, MJ94, and robox [1070/2636] have team battled sbp, uhmmm, and basepi [1289/2088] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 09:32:27] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:32:30 from level 80.
[07/17/17 13:36:25] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:31 towards level 80.
[07/18/17 07:37:14] sbp was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:58:44 from level 80.
[07/18/17 16:22:43] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:30:01 towards level 80.
[07/19/17 09:14:30] sbp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:24:27 from level 80.
[07/21/17 04:24:28] sbp, Atan, and freeboson [1729/1928] have team battled Cypher, Milquetoast, and IdleMaster [1693/2535] and won! 0 days, 09:42:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/17 09:47:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 08:36:05 from level 80.
[07/21/17 22:51:45] m0shbear, wulk, Taffer, and sbp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/17 00:06:35] Antium [484/489] has come upon sbp [251/599] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:34 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/22/17 18:23:44] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:14:10 towards level 80.
[07/23/17 08:12:09] sbp [207/599] has challenged Milquetoast [503/941] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:07:33 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/23/17 13:30:37] sbp left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sbp's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/17 04:26:19] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:26 towards level 80.
[07/25/17 13:02:08] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:42 towards level 80.
[07/25/17 15:40:53] WallIdl, Ttech, and nickware [1450/3013] have team battled eva42, Darky, and sbp [558/2760] and won! 1 day, 10:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 16:08:01] bender [15/307] has challenged sbp [55/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to bender's clock.
[07/26/17 14:48:52] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:57 towards level 80.
[07/27/17 14:56:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 02:26:51 from level 80.
[07/27/17 15:42:04] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:34:09 from level 80.
[07/27/17 16:29:48] AbrahamLinksys [409/631] has challenged sbp [124/590] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:46:36 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[07/28/17 01:14:55] DalaiLamer, blizgerg, and ToHellWithGA [902/1732] have team battled sbp, jstg, and RBecker [557/2076] and won! 0 days, 01:09:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 00:59:15] sbp [365/590] has come upon Lemelisk [447/1065] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:17:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/29/17 07:01:58] sjefen6 [74/410] has come upon sbp [423/590] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:19:15 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/29/17 18:41:11] sbp [97/590] has come upon Gatewayy [554/820] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:02:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/29/17 23:13:43] woonack, sbp, and Killerkid [401/1745] have team battled Bl4ckC0re, pixelate, and Tenorman [382/1824] and won! 1 day, 07:11:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 12:06:01] Geela [33/308] has come upon sbp [93/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:32 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/31/17 06:09:25] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:37:14 towards level 80.
[07/31/17 07:38:24] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:57 towards level 80.
[07/31/17 19:22:00] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:43:22 from level 80.
[08/01/17 07:48:26] gollum [112/420] has challenged sbp [344/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:32 is added to gollum's clock.
[08/01/17 11:59:51] loomysh [234/356] has challenged sbp [578/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to loomysh's clock.
[08/01/17 20:50:30] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:09 towards level 80.
[08/02/17 03:00:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 9 days, 19:05:07 toward level 80.
[08/02/17 14:44:00] darkmage [599/976] has come upon sbp [533/590] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:28:42 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/02/17 17:54:19] MadMan [831/999] has challenged sbp [390/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:07:46 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[08/02/17 22:20:09] Bl4ckC0r3, PinkiePie, and Ttech [2238/2710] have team battled MJ94, sbp, and Globalirc [2156/2219] and won! 0 days, 22:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/17 22:39:39] V`ger [0/299] has challenged sbp [235/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to V`ger's clock.
[08/03/17 05:07:40] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:09:28 towards level 80.
[08/04/17 20:03:02] sbp [388/590] has challenged Milquetoast [128/945] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:48:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/05/17 02:59:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 8 days, 19:17:53 toward level 80.
[08/05/17 07:53:47] Antium [11/486] has challenged sbp [39/590] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to Antium's clock.
[08/06/17 08:07:07] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:32 from level 80.
[08/06/17 17:08:46] xit [341/348] has come upon sbp [245/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:49 is removed from xit's clock.
[10/08/17 18:43:02] sbp left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sbp's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/17 20:20:53] sbp [470/586] has come upon Sixbierehomme [334/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:07:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/10/17 00:55:58] CornFly, pants, and Sundance [131/2536] have team battled MJ94, sbp, and xayto [1010/1685] and lost! 1 day, 13:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 04:19:27] yano [294/656] has come upon sbp [533/586] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:17:24 is added to yano's clock.
[10/14/17 10:13:51] pmden [86/336] has challenged sbp [18/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from pmden's clock.
[10/14/17 23:16:20] jstg, sbp, and Lnk [1994/2243] have team battled Mirc0p, JuanMaestro, and Herb_Tarlek [1244/2155] and won! 0 days, 01:45:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 21:30:14] sbp [222/586] has come upon theZoMBiE [176/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:06:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/16/17 08:25:14] SpikeX [372/502] has challenged sbp [425/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:36:37 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[10/16/17 23:32:27] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:26 towards level 80.
[10/17/17 02:31:06] brendan [125/1418] has challenged sbp [234/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:48 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/17/17 04:17:29] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:26 towards level 80.
[10/17/17 05:33:08] IndigoTiger [283/1043] has come upon sbp [402/586] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:53:03 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[10/17/17 14:58:16] Azerothian, Zaratustra, and Andries [25/2382] have team battled JuanMaestro, borsin, and sbp [2004/2028] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/17 18:38:03] sbp [8/586] has come upon dax [120/191] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:01 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/18/17 05:25:17] lipek, Zoddo, and sbp [670/2549] have team battled djm, Lemelisk, and loomysh [372/2015] and won! 1 day, 14:09:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/17 02:13:16] Sixbierehomme, sbp, and Luamil [638/1588] have team battled elf, himuraken, and sigmg [1713/2354] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/17 02:50:30] crysys [168/396] has come upon sbp [107/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:09:46 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/20/17 10:47:39] Milquetoast, Dalai, and Brady [817/1814] have team battled sbp, ohnx, and Syloq [1981/2018] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/17 15:41:53] MJ94 [261/921] has challenged sbp [445/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:39:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[10/20/17 22:12:04] Heisenberg [659/887] has come upon sbp [350/586] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:11:45 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/21/17 20:55:58] bl4ckscor3 [85/545] has come upon sbp [250/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:44 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[10/23/17 18:44:44] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:44 towards level 80.
[10/24/17 17:05:45] sbp [557/596] has challenged droogie [662/816] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/24/17 23:07:31] Nistur, RBecker, and Cameron_D [2478/2645] have team battled sbp, Azerothian, and RedW [2028/2066] and won! 0 days, 07:31:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/17 06:16:09] sbp [208/596] has challenged Euronur [224/695] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:16:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/25/17 07:13:03] HeavyPodda, Doctor, and suterismus [1377/3329] have team battled Zaratustra, dodobrain, and sbp [2160/2535] and lost! 2 days, 22:55:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 19:20:19] sbp [388/596] has challenged Fluttershy [123/891] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:25:34 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/26/17 06:53:09] sbp sharpened the edge of his weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/17 06:57:12] SchrodingersScat, Bradicus, and ncarl747 [2074/2391] have team battled manish17xxx, ToHellWithGA, and sbp [484/1777] and won! 1 day, 12:57:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 09:32:10] elf [430/897] has challenged sbp [104/602] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/28/17 20:50:48] sbp had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:49:51 towards level 81.
[10/29/17 10:31:16] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:46:42 from level 81.
[10/31/17 22:53:42] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:50 towards level 81.
[11/02/17 05:37:30] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:14:10 towards level 81.
[11/02/17 09:04:53] sbp [15/602] has come upon glorgamitch [602/624] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:06:52 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/03/17 12:12:58] Chuck [435/874] has challenged sbp [392/602] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:04:24 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/03/17 13:01:42] MetaNova, charitwo, and Geela [735/1759] have team battled Sixbierehomme, max, and sbp [1804/2033] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/17 17:33:44] el, x0, and CornFly [180/1655] have team battled MrGlass, sbp, and manish17xxx [1200/2126] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/17 02:06:12] Doctor, brendan, and ToHellWithGA [500/2864] have team battled Milquetoast, Crazycatlady, and sbp [1832/2208] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/17 18:31:23] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:26:11 towards level 81.
[11/05/17 21:00:56] Sixbierehomme, Cypher, and Beavis [1178/2744] have team battled Mirc0p, Lnk, and sbp [826/2032] and won! 0 days, 11:47:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 08:23:54] sbp [83/602] has come upon Nofew [912/1216] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:15:59 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/06/17 11:15:24] Cypher [501/1059] has challenged sbp [469/602] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:05:15 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/06/17 11:15:24] Cypher has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 11 days, 22:32:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/06/17 16:38:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 03:18:38 from level 81.
[11/07/17 16:10:53] sbp [31/602] has come upon mwhahaha [396/636] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:10:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/08/17 06:31:45] Vroomfondel, yano, and glorgamitch [866/1837] have team battled dclaw123, sbp, and TauPan [310/2173] and won! 0 days, 05:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/17 19:02:17] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 15:35:03 towards level 81.
[11/10/17 05:28:09] dodobrain [27/827] has come upon sbp [584/602] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:34:53 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[11/10/17 13:51:06] sbp [438/602] has challenged kenyon [35/916] in combat and won! 19 days, 15:05:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/11/17 00:54:43] sbp [200/602] has challenged ToHellWithGA [405/463] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:53:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/11/17 05:40:39] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:43:31 towards level 81.
[11/12/17 15:55:19] TauPan, nickware, and Zoddo [2116/2214] have team battled sbp, exa, and zankore [764/2191] and won! 2 days, 20:55:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/17 17:16:47] sbp [475/608] has come upon Misza [751/1075] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:11:33 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/13/17 11:13:56] sbp [527/608] has challenged Taffer [592/759] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:41:35 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/13/17 16:27:01] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:55:52 from level 81.
[01/07/18 21:17:35] Eldoreth, Sundance, and theemstra [388/2383] have team battled sbp, KobrAs, and RistoUuranmaki [1944/1997] and lost! 1 day, 09:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 16:41:54] liara, Fluttershy, sbp, and Boohbah have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/18 20:02:39] sbp [29/608] has come upon dclaw123 [703/986] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:21:56 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/10/18 07:13:14] sbp [321/608] has challenged Eiam [314/699] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:37:21 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/19/18 21:52:20] astropoint [210/251] has challenged sbp [381/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to astropoint's clock.
[01/20/18 04:18:51] Brady [206/614] has come upon sbp [547/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:31:50 is added to Brady's clock.
[01/20/18 05:44:36] D.Va, idlerpgww, and Barry [27/1311] have team battled xayto, sbp, and ncarl747 [1992/2168] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 04:03:31] Gatewayy [661/883] has challenged sbp [139/608] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:10:20 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[01/21/18 13:37:09] sloth [190/200] has challenged sbp [68/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:01 is removed from sloth's clock.
[01/21/18 13:37:09] In the fierce battle, sbp dropped their level 51 charm! sloth picks it up, tossing their old level 18 charm to sbp.
[01/23/18 15:43:17] J, Crazycatlady, and kork [1469/1490] have team battled sbp, Asara, and astropoint [1107/2098] and won! 6 days, 11:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 15:49:43] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:27:49 towards level 81.
[01/24/18 16:03:11] sbp [490/575] has come upon lakwatsero [49/300] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:22:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[01/25/18 01:31:01] agrajag, h00k, and charitwo [410/2269] have team battled sbp, speedmann, and Lios [1487/1786] and lost! 3 days, 03:11:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/18 21:18:18] csssuf [231/503] has challenged sbp [202/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:49 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[02/28/18 21:18:18] csssuf has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:31:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/28/18 23:18:56] Mithkabob [263/433] has challenged sbp [393/575] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:26:16 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[03/02/18 01:54:38] bender [656/815] has come upon sbp [529/575] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:21:42 is removed from bender's clock.
[03/02/18 13:20:08] sbp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sbp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/18 19:02:07] sbp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:07:24 from level 81.
[03/03/18 04:00:33] m4dc0w [34/47] has challenged sbp [147/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/03/18 14:06:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 9 days, 17:35:07 toward level 81.
[03/03/18 17:33:12] m4dc0w [87/168] has challenged sbp [463/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/04/18 06:22:42] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:48:44 towards level 81.
[03/04/18 12:45:47] sbp [556/573] has challenged Brainiac [423/727] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:17:38 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/06/18 09:33:35] Agent86 [301/587] has come upon sbp [402/573] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:02:17 is added to Agent86's clock.
[03/06/18 14:06:49] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:58:05 from level 81.
[03/07/18 14:26:30] LukeLR, SpikeX, and poella [221/1661] have team battled AbacusAvenger, sbp, and dindinx [1328/2335] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/18 15:18:13] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:21:32 towards level 81.
[03/07/18 16:09:51] sbp [373/573] has challenged sunri5e [268/626] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:17:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/08/18 03:13:27] sbp [478/573] has challenged J [307/679] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:15:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/08/18 13:10:44] Birdbones, xayto, and SirMonkeybox [972/2379] have team battled ishanyx, sbp, and Pici [333/2350] and won! 0 days, 01:40:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/18 03:24:15] sbp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:08:40 from level 81.
[03/10/18 07:17:22] hannesenator, Euronur, and sbp [781/2408] have team battled RBecker, kenyon, and bender [33/2851] and won! 5 days, 01:42:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 08:36:31] sbp reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sbp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/18 17:34:23] awgh [293/1063] has challenged sbp [432/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:11:30 is added to awgh's clock.
[03/10/18 19:58:25] sbp, freeboson, qwerty, and exa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/18 05:38:01] basepi [81/922] has challenged sbp [32/576] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:08:00 is removed from basepi's clock.
[03/11/18 16:11:19] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:04 towards level 81.
[03/11/18 17:20:51] sbp, csssuf, and ruan [336/2156] have team battled Fluttershy, blizgerg, and astropoint [266/2828] and won! 0 days, 06:25:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 16:07:30] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:44 towards level 81.
[03/15/18 16:14:44] fattrat [234/1180] has challenged sbp [204/576] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:01:18 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[03/16/18 08:20:15] sbp [28/576] has challenged apiw [474/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/18/18 08:22:58] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:34 towards level 81.
[03/19/18 13:51:34] RedW, sbp, PiotrekD, and Geela have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/18 14:38:42] niko [88/209] has challenged sbp [376/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to niko's clock.
[03/20/18 07:53:11] neurospex [1016/1151] has challenged sbp [131/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:14:01 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/21/18 04:54:17] INGSOC [42/351] has challenged sbp [84/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/22/18 05:25:15] sbp [564/576] has challenged el [408/500] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:12:27 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/22/18 20:14:16] freeboson [341/807] has challenged sbp [470/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:56:13 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/25/18 02:12:53] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:13:12 towards level 82.
[03/25/18 08:35:10] MadHatter [625/670] has challenged sbp [65/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:54:36 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[03/25/18 13:36:57] Khorne [362/1065] has challenged sbp [242/576] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:42:13 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[03/25/18 20:02:03] Evrial, robox, and WallIdl [229/2356] have team battled sbp, suterismus, and Ttech [2001/3599] and lost! 6 days, 22:47:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/18 02:17:25] INGSOC [316/434] has challenged sbp [350/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/27/18 04:50:36] Beavis [138/1030] has challenged sbp [545/576] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:44:22 is added to Beavis's clock.
[03/27/18 10:52:41] sbp [245/576] has challenged Fantom [211/434] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:52:43 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/27/18 23:15:26] HeavyPodda [494/1042] has come upon sbp [490/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:13:15 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/27/18 23:22:47] Hooloovoo [358/370] has challenged sbp [37/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:37 is removed from Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/28/18 21:13:25] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:46 towards level 82.
[03/29/18 03:06:59] sbp [348/576] has challenged ruan [804/913] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:41:46 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/30/18 00:56:23] dwfreed, grooverider, and Evrial [2064/2341] have team battled Birdbones, sbp, and robox [729/2485] and won! 0 days, 07:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 21:33:25] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:50:38 towards level 82.
[03/31/18 05:18:01] valdur55 [370/876] has come upon sbp [409/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:06:44 is added to valdur55's clock.
[04/02/18 11:46:50] idlerpgww [239/522] has come upon sbp [544/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:46:38 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[04/02/18 13:43:26] sbp [102/576] has challenged sasaniak [37/666] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:42:36 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/04/18 06:35:21] Barry, bl4ckscor3, and J [1561/1678] have team battled sbp, Syloq, and abra0 [1513/2033] and won! 0 days, 21:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 23:37:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 11 days, 09:47:17 toward level 82.
[04/06/18 07:31:12] sbp [141/577] has come upon Cypher [195/1129] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:20:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/07/18 05:23:40] sbp [243/577] has challenged Evrial [280/602] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:30 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/07/18 09:22:16] sbp [172/577] has come upon Fluttershy [1034/1049] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:11:01 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/08/18 13:34:27] speedmann [448/565] has challenged sbp [177/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:16:31 is removed from speedmann's clock.
[04/08/18 17:05:17] sbp, cirdan, and eva42 [1701/2827] have team battled sjefen6, m4dc0w, and niko [320/1154] and won! 1 day, 20:04:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 03:38:48] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:55 towards level 82.
[04/10/18 06:48:31] bl4ckscor3 [431/572] has challenged sbp [404/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:25:48 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/10/18 21:34:28] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:54 towards level 82.
[04/11/18 13:17:15] cirdan [402/949] has come upon sbp [122/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:03:05 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/11/18 13:28:51] cirdan [651/949] has come upon sbp [166/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:09 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/12/18 10:06:22] sbp [51/584] has challenged elbie [202/809] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:26:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/17/18 17:36:19] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:46 towards level 82.
[04/18/18 02:01:09] sbp [160/584] has come upon ilbelkyr [112/878] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:03:25 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/18/18 13:41:50] awgh, csssuf, and zid [1455/2576] have team battled wulk, sbp, and dclaw123 [241/2010] and won! 1 day, 22:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 09:09:05] Sharky4 [149/459] has come upon sbp [239/584] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:38:50 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/20/18 17:41:23] sbp, M00nsl47r, and Yuhno [1117/1502] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Herb_Tarlek, and dax [482/2079] and won! 0 days, 01:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 07:21:43] glorgamitch [104/935] has challenged sbp [439/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:53:50 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[04/21/18 10:27:54] sbp, djm, and Milquetoast [775/2530] have team battled cirdan, Yuhno, and jrosmith [1060/2237] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/18 19:25:59] sbp [303/584] has challenged Syloq [120/460] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/21/18 19:25:59] sbp has dealt Syloq a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:59:23 is added to Syloq's clock.
[04/23/18 09:40:29] cirdan, simple, and M00nsl47r [520/2172] have team battled Sixbierehomme, sbp, and Ttech [1881/2973] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/18 02:31:33] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:04 towards level 82.
[04/24/18 02:59:01] sbp [480/584] has challenged IdleMaster [149/744] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:16:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/24/18 10:54:09] sbp [125/584] has come upon dindinx [444/859] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:39:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/24/18 10:58:16] prime [156/561] has come upon sbp [567/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:37 is added to prime's clock.
[04/25/18 10:45:51] M00nsl47r [221/345] has challenged sbp [524/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to M00nsl47r's clock.
[04/25/18 12:17:04] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:57:09 towards level 83.
[04/25/18 23:58:41] IdleMaster, sbp, and ruan [4/2241] have team battled irix, uhmmm, and Agent86 [191/2551] and lost! 5 days, 05:19:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/18 15:36:40] qwerty [499/860] has come upon sbp [162/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:58 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[04/28/18 08:45:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 43 days, 20:58:38 toward level 83.
[04/29/18 17:30:48] irix [793/1020] has come upon sbp [375/584] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:33:44 is removed from irix's clock.
[04/30/18 06:23:29] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:56:38 from level 83.
[04/30/18 14:53:47] dxtr, IdleMaster, and exa [138/2037] have team battled Bob, sbp, and Khorne [1295/2358] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/18 15:10:17] Tenorman, uhmmm, and sbp [1350/2469] have team battled Heisenberg, max, and zid [2473/2524] and lost! 2 days, 07:38:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 02:13:37] darkmage, Misza, and ohnx [2592/3225] have team battled damyan, Majak, and sbp [1056/1950] and won! 1 day, 03:41:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 09:17:38] Khorne [657/1038] has come upon sbp [51/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:36 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/05/18 15:43:26] sbp [262/584] has come upon Sixbierehomme [510/680] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:02:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/07/18 11:16:26] ThrowTheWay [1/4] has challenged sbp [414/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to ThrowTheWay's clock.
[05/07/18 12:49:00] meffe [236/683] has challenged sbp [189/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:13:37 is removed from meffe's clock.
[05/07/18 18:37:35] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:21 towards level 83.
[05/08/18 12:41:50] sedition [94/222] has challenged sbp [169/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to sedition's clock.
[05/09/18 00:30:02] sedition [248/257] has challenged sbp [488/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to sedition's clock.
[05/09/18 04:56:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 12 days, 19:02:19 toward level 83.
[05/11/18 00:21:00] astropoint [202/628] has challenged sbp [400/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:29:49 is added to astropoint's clock.
[05/12/18 21:16:24] SN4T14, sbp, Asara, and basepi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/18 16:48:58] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:43 towards level 83.
[05/16/18 06:26:53] sbp [125/608] has challenged gildarts [281/521] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:37:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[05/16/18 20:11:35] sbp [232/608] has challenged Morfeus [183/404] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:12:44 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/17/18 10:00:39] Heisenberg [81/958] has come upon sbp [149/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:47:01 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/17/18 12:56:58] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:30:48 from level 84.
[05/19/18 05:32:50] sbp [241/608] has challenged Ais [87/438] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:30:05 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/19/18 09:57:07] sbp, RBecker, and Khorne [616/2487] have team battled codedeeply, Milquetoast, and J [337/2485] and won! 2 days, 22:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 17:11:02] JensRex, PinkiePie, and sbp [117/2525] have team battled seanmnaes, Leetistan, and awgh [703/1821] and lost! 3 days, 01:01:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/18 02:46:50] sbp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:35:56 from level 84.
[05/23/18 14:12:26] manish17xxx [22/980] has challenged sbp [368/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:58:17 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[05/23/18 17:37:52] abra0, Misza, and Tenorman [1531/3160] have team battled Globalirc, valdur55, and sbp [494/2280] and won! 1 day, 12:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 06:21:19] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:38:02 from level 84.
[05/24/18 09:38:56] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:57:40 towards level 84.
[05/24/18 22:32:16] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:42:31 towards level 84.
[05/25/18 01:21:35] Shakes [51/173] has challenged sbp [103/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Shakes's clock.
[05/25/18 05:29:59] dxtr [112/331] has come upon sbp [64/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:12 is removed from dxtr's clock.
[05/25/18 11:59:24] Tenorman [562/1003] has come upon sbp [240/608] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:08:50 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/25/18 12:18:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 11 days, 07:16:09 toward level 84.
[05/25/18 20:48:45] D.Va [319/515] has challenged sbp [45/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:57:23 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[05/26/18 03:16:10] crudd [99/279] has challenged sbp [226/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to crudd's clock.
[05/26/18 12:50:36] MrGlass [464/842] has come upon sbp [189/608] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 00:35:32 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/26/18 19:59:35] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:20:48 from level 84.
[05/28/18 14:28:52] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:48 towards level 84.
[05/28/18 14:46:58] sbp sharpened the edge of their weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/18 22:17:45] sbp, idlerpgww, and Mateusz [1201/2063] have team battled allo, Milquetoast, and bavi [1513/1903] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/18 18:20:58] Taffer [371/574] has challenged sbp [253/615] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:47:15 is removed from Taffer's clock.
[05/31/18 04:07:32] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:35:22 towards level 84.
[05/31/18 21:01:06] Gizmokid2005 [160/1009] has come upon sbp [32/615] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:25:28 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[06/01/18 08:48:15] Hardock [49/54] has come upon sbp [53/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:18 is added to Hardock's clock.
[06/01/18 14:54:45] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:31:01 towards level 84.
[06/01/18 22:57:35] sbp got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:29:06 from level 84.
[06/02/18 01:10:58] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:50:38 towards level 84.
[06/03/18 10:51:36] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:07 towards level 84.
[06/03/18 22:01:46] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:24:17 towards level 84.
[06/04/18 00:45:43] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:16 towards level 84.
[06/04/18 22:07:23] sasaniak, WallIdl, and sbp [1047/2104] have team battled Hardock, kier, and xit [153/1945] and won! 5 days, 10:29:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 07:29:32] XF [37/451] has come upon sbp [357/615] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:09 is added to XF's clock.
[06/08/18 22:52:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 12 days, 20:33:33 toward level 84.
[06/10/18 13:17:11] sbp, Tenorman, Leetistan, and jrosmith have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/18 14:41:42] AncalagonThBlack, ncarl747, and Majak [426/1981] have team battled soltys, XF, and sbp [1029/1664] and lost! 0 days, 16:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/18 21:39:16] sbp [454/630] has challenged bozo [112/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:14:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/10/18 23:26:20] xtort- [78/138] has challenged sbp [69/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:55 is removed from xtort-'s clock.
[06/12/18 07:51:07] robox [809/812] has challenged sbp [318/630] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:52:01 is removed from robox's clock.
[06/12/18 08:00:58] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:23 towards level 84.
[06/14/18 06:24:21] sbp [558/630] has come upon Lemelisk [403/1188] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:53:37 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/14/18 09:04:54] pixelate, sbp, and Zoddo [1777/2260] have team battled ruan, CornFly, and borsin [1735/2504] and won! 0 days, 10:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/18 04:10:10] sbp was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:30 from level 84.
[06/16/18 05:15:34] sbp [395/630] has challenged m0shbear [491/727] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:28:49 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/16/18 10:21:24] Mateusz, shandor, and sbp [1999/2118] have team battled sasaniak, Heisenberg, and loomysh [443/2337] and won! 3 days, 07:09:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/18 10:28:27] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:55:25 towards level 85.
[06/17/18 01:24:38] Asara, Ttech, and Wario [2466/3662] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, sbp, and Mirc0p [790/2233] and won! 4 days, 05:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/18 20:47:01] sbp [614/630] has challenged aismallard [390/725] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:04:00 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/19/18 06:50:40] aismallard [240/725] has challenged sbp [585/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:53 is added to aismallard's clock.
[06/20/18 06:22:59] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:17:31 towards level 85.
[06/20/18 15:02:13] sbp [73/630] has challenged sasaniak [529/668] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:45:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/21/18 09:08:37] sbp [165/630] has challenged astropoint [696/831] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:03:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/21/18 09:10:49] Dork_Knight, XF, and Pici [1410/2434] have team battled LordH, sbp, and AbacusAvenger [1387/2641] and won! 0 days, 01:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 14:10:19] sbp [161/630] has challenged robox [305/818] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:04:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/22/18 08:00:47] sbp sharpened the edge of their weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/18 13:18:20] LegendaryQ [28/489] has challenged sbp [150/637] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:05:12 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[06/22/18 21:49:15] max, sbp, and freeboson [2206/2245] have team battled JensRex, crysys, and Sixbierehomme [1012/2381] and won! 0 days, 11:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 01:58:45] BarCode [107/129] has challenged sbp [196/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to BarCode's clock.
[06/23/18 10:34:35] J [71/685] has come upon sbp [430/637] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:34 is added to J's clock.
[06/23/18 23:32:22] sbp [38/637] has come upon MJ94 [22/676] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 04:43:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/23/18 23:32:22] sbp has dealt MJ94 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 06:02:46 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/25/18 23:10:00] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:11:51 towards level 85.
[06/27/18 06:12:58] dax [38/615] has come upon sbp [167/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:49:52 is added to dax's clock.
[06/27/18 12:36:14] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:25:21 towards level 85.
[06/28/18 15:49:03] pfoley, grooverider, and Murii [2139/2284] have team battled sbp, Birdbones, and MetaNova [1089/2880] and won! 0 days, 16:24:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 19:41:20] csc2ya [305/395] has challenged sbp [383/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[06/28/18 20:23:29] useless [12/35] has challenged sbp [640/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to useless's clock.
[06/28/18 23:51:56] sbp [265/646] has come upon Sixbierehomme [131/653] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:36:07 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/01/18 19:20:27] dindinx, sbp, crysys, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 09:03:21] Luamil [45/684] has come upon sbp [437/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:00:24 is added to Luamil's clock.
[07/02/18 15:16:14] moveax [131/771] has come upon sbp [483/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:35:47 is added to moveax's clock.
[07/02/18 16:18:27] valdur55, MetaNova, and sbp [1807/2486] have team battled jrosmith, niko, and Zye [37/2676] and won! 4 days, 11:15:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 16:24:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 8 days, 18:10:39 toward level 85.
[07/03/18 05:27:10] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:52 towards level 85.
[07/03/18 21:30:22] aismallard, sbp, PinkiePie, and elbie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/18 23:26:41] sbp, Khorne, and woonack [1287/2170] have team battled alephnull, soltys, and abra0 [2018/2207] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/18 17:06:14] m0shbear [655/722] has come upon sbp [418/646] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 21:40:14 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[07/06/18 05:34:22] sbp [601/646] has challenged Eldoreth [149/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:54 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/07/18 22:48:50] sbp [440/646] has challenged kenyon [104/1047] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:26 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/07/18 23:41:55] crysys, PinkiePie, and Psilocybe [1750/2314] have team battled theemstra, sbp, and Mateusz [428/2323] and won! 3 days, 00:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 16:52:47] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:55 towards level 85.
[07/08/18 17:46:06] sbp [292/646] has challenged Asara [750/1286] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/09/18 07:00:01] Taffer [33/515] has challenged sbp [299/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:25:38 is added to Taffer's clock.
[07/09/18 12:01:46] dax [406/606] has challenged sbp [207/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:04:13 is removed from dax's clock.
[07/09/18 17:03:33] Iri [114/574] has challenged sbp [474/646] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:44:01 is added to Iri's clock.
[07/09/18 23:04:56] Highdude [66/315] has challenged sbp [592/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/10/18 11:11:18] sbp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:56:35 from level 86.
[07/10/18 11:17:02] sbp, brendan, and Evrial [1850/2647] have team battled Tor, KevinSpacey, and prime [697/1750] and won! 3 days, 12:59:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 21:57:55] Highdude [127/315] has come upon sbp [557/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:01 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/11/18 01:16:22] Highdude [73/315] has come upon sbp [444/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:32 is added to Highdude's clock.
[07/11/18 13:05:20] woonack [175/492] has come upon sbp [239/646] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:10:43 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/13/18 20:05:42] JuanMaestro [69/871] has come upon sbp [422/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:23:46 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[07/14/18 17:45:19] brycec [763/782] has challenged sbp [356/646] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:43:26 is removed from brycec's clock.
[07/14/18 20:46:19] Sundance [309/673] has challenged sbp [48/646] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:45:08 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[07/15/18 07:50:06] Fluttershy [137/1029] has challenged sbp [263/646] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:26:31 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[07/15/18 20:54:33] JensRex [300/1066] has challenged sbp [413/646] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:57:09 is added to JensRex's clock.
[07/16/18 00:14:26] meffe, sbp, and moveax [877/2137] have team battled freeboson, buksi, and Cypher [1614/2758] and lost! 0 days, 14:51:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/18 01:00:44] waffles, Brady, and qwerty [1644/1676] have team battled bigjay, grooverider, and sbp [1409/3281] and won! 0 days, 04:06:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 21:50:14] sbp, bigjay, pants, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/18 10:16:02] sbp [516/646] has challenged acolarh [167/679] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:49:46 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/18/18 12:16:43] sbp [60/646] has challenged woonack [389/479] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:27:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/20/18 01:29:53] sbp stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:54:29 towards level 86.
[07/21/18 09:48:33] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:07:09 towards level 86.
[07/21/18 12:49:38] valdur55 [879/882] has challenged sbp [164/646] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:07:01 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[07/22/18 13:18:11] waifu [261/276] has challenged sbp [492/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/23/18 13:34:59] fattrat, bootdisk, and meffe [2649/2866] have team battled Geela, Heisenberg, and sbp [861/1727] and won! 0 days, 22:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 03:23:54] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:09:14 from level 86.
[07/24/18 13:43:05] HeavyPodda [759/986] has come upon sbp [485/646] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:42:53 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/26/18 01:12:19] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:26:53 from level 86.
[07/26/18 10:21:56] sbp [435/646] has challenged meffe [13/715] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:47:15 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/26/18 16:24:00] sbp [112/646] has challenged Tenorman [959/1047] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:31:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/27/18 23:37:39] alephnull [207/625] has come upon sbp [399/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:18:57 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/28/18 17:55:31] Tim, basepi, and Khorne [312/2256] have team battled Majak, sbp, and soltys [447/1693] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 06:18:31] sbp lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:45:00 from level 86.
[07/31/18 08:15:45] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:11:01 towards level 86.
[08/03/18 04:52:08] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:03:55 towards level 86.
[08/03/18 21:29:53] ruan, Milquetoast, and zifnab06 [667/2859] have team battled sbp, suterismus, and sunri5e [1910/2881] and lost! 1 day, 05:58:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/18 10:21:42] canton7, jrosmith, and sigmg [1421/2443] have team battled lightstalker, sbp, and suterismus [1414/2492] and won! 0 days, 10:57:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/18 01:55:26] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:38:47 towards level 86.
[08/05/18 12:33:30] Evrial [5/564] has challenged sbp [332/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:31:54 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/06/18 01:36:18] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:42:59 towards level 86.
[08/06/18 17:55:35] el [636/912] has come upon sbp [182/646] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:56:24 is removed from el's clock.
[08/06/18 18:37:26] KeboDK, sbp, and freeboson [1187/2681] have team battled dindinx, mwhahaha, and vegadark [747/2430] and won! 3 days, 18:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 23:10:58] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:14:30 towards level 86.
[08/07/18 00:53:49] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:03 towards level 86.
[08/07/18 22:24:23] MadMan, sbp, and Roxana [2535/2714] have team battled freeboson, Eldoreth, and cirdan [886/2992] and won! 2 days, 09:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 02:09:05] sbp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:10 from level 86.
[08/09/18 02:59:02] Gizmokid2005, Milquetoast, and Syloq [1787/2460] have team battled buksi, sbp, and darkmage [2361/2597] and lost! 0 days, 10:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/18 05:14:07] sbp [281/646] has challenged Asara [738/1279] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:58:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/10/18 08:38:30] Lemelisk, MetaNova, and abra0 [997/3220] have team battled kier, sbp, and canton7 [2196/2354] and lost! 1 day, 22:41:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/18 00:40:48] sbp [447/646] has come upon MadMan [963/1094] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:33:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/11/18 02:21:42] sbp [575/646] has challenged elbie [339/713] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:35:58 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/12/18 14:36:11] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:08 from level 86.
[08/13/18 16:44:18] elbie [633/713] has challenged sbp [80/646] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:11:34 is removed from elbie's clock.
[08/13/18 18:23:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 15:40:43 from level 86.
[08/13/18 23:46:54] sbp [624/646] has challenged mwhahaha [309/925] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:21:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/15/18 18:36:40] lightstalker [446/525] has challenged sbp [412/646] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:52:35 is removed from lightstalker's clock.
[11/27/18 09:04:31] Milquetoast [248/958] has come upon sbp [124/646] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:53:51 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[11/27/18 12:32:30] loomysh, agrajag, and BagelBites [2227/2265] have team battled dclaw123, sbp, and borsin [1713/2300] and won! 0 days, 10:27:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/18 16:53:19] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:19 towards level 86.
[11/28/18 09:58:00] fragment1 [30/118] has challenged sbp [320/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:53 is added to fragment1's clock.
[11/28/18 17:54:44] m0shbear [227/792] has come upon sbp [112/646] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 08:34:11 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[02/02/19 11:17:31] sbp [603/646] has challenged tspange [174/785] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:52:08 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/03/19 21:06:44] sbp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:48:44 from level 86.
[02/04/19 13:57:56] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:50 towards level 86.
[02/04/19 14:59:46] M144, LordH, and allo [272/2560] have team battled neurospex, Khorne, and sbp [365/2867] and lost! 2 days, 03:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 10:25:18] Pici, sbp, and L [796/2215] have team battled PiotrekD, Beavis, and MetaNova [187/2530] and won! 1 day, 08:43:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 14:14:30] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:55 towards level 86.
[02/05/19 19:36:05] sbp [479/646] has challenged bigjay [1162/1435] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:48:08 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/05/19 22:37:39] fattrat [780/1246] has come upon sbp [180/646] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:47:55 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/06/19 05:09:47] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:11:05 from level 86.
[02/06/19 20:58:31] zankore [759/1043] has come upon sbp [589/646] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:35:19 is removed from zankore's clock.
[02/07/19 09:58:05] bookworm, sbp, and TauPan [1223/1284] have team battled canton7, osannatas, and Iceman [1430/2122] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/19 15:52:32] sunri5e [1078/1152] has challenged sbp [564/646] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:40:21 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[02/11/19 13:01:12] exotime [266/500] has challenged sbp [304/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to exotime's clock.
[02/12/19 09:12:23] Homme, Eldoreth, and sbp [1092/2101] have team battled dindinx, Syloq, and TauPan [1390/1997] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 13:39:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 12:48:46 from level 86.
[02/12/19 14:16:48] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:05:36 from level 86.
[02/12/19 18:46:17] xayto, sbp, and ccr0w [314/1497] have team battled h00k, Lemelisk, and Virtual [2362/2739] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 11:10:26] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:29 towards level 86.
[02/13/19 23:44:10] MJ94 [360/673] has come upon sbp [270/646] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 04:47:05 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/15/19 12:04:27] TimWolla [0/1162] has come upon sbp [67/646] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:25:25 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[02/15/19 20:04:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 09:55:24 from level 86.
[02/16/19 04:31:08] Pici [884/1164] has challenged sbp [372/646] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:53:18 is removed from Pici's clock.
[02/16/19 05:31:22] Mars [580/1116] has challenged sbp [414/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:32 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/16/19 09:32:19] idlerpgww [158/746] has challenged sbp [307/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:16:57 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[02/18/19 21:46:11] sbp [600/646] has challenged dayman [77/318] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:35:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/19/19 05:48:02] sbp [184/646] has challenged dclaw123 [603/1003] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:21:44 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/19/19 19:10:33] dclaw123, sbp, Cameron_D, and womblecat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/19 01:52:48] Khorne [763/1040] has challenged sbp [617/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:12 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/20/19 12:10:17] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:31 towards level 86.
[02/21/19 20:24:22] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:19 towards level 86.
[02/23/19 17:37:42] freeboson [578/897] has come upon sbp [137/646] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:16:42 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/25/19 03:20:44] sbp [286/646] has challenged Antium [413/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/26/19 15:31:16] TheDeadlyDandy [514/588] has challenged sbp [457/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:51 is removed from TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[02/27/19 01:21:29] sigmg, dindinx, and mwhahaha [1421/2681] have team battled sbp, Asara, and Misza [2332/3278] and lost! 1 day, 02:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/19 12:23:50] MiddlewareMonkey [208/450] has come upon sbp [515/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:59 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/01/19 12:30:34] sbp [472/646] has challenged allo [166/619] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:02:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/01/19 15:20:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 18 days, 23:31:02 toward level 87.
[03/01/19 17:59:54] vrillusions, sbp, x0, and elbie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/19 00:59:11] derp [152/202] has challenged sbp [391/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to derp's clock.
[03/03/19 21:41:27] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:47:01 towards level 87.
[03/04/19 03:12:13] Killerkid, shandor, and AbacusAvenger [830/2559] have team battled zhalla, strife, and sbp [722/1475] and won! 1 day, 20:49:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 12:09:21] Asara [492/1370] has challenged sbp [149/646] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:53:43 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/05/19 20:38:54] himuraken [267/939] has come upon sbp [120/646] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:40:05 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[03/06/19 20:53:12] lipek, sbp, and Pici [701/3066] have team battled MJ94, Beavis, and apiw [1998/2620] and lost! 2 days, 20:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/19 06:18:19] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:36:31 from level 87.
[07/31/19 16:27:45] Sullivan [9/42] has challenged sbp [310/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:33 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[08/01/19 03:08:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 17 days, 13:17:46 toward level 87.
[08/01/19 03:49:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 5 days, 04:07:23 toward level 87.
[08/01/19 06:39:45] sbp [541/627] has challenged Killerkid [935/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:46 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/01/19 08:40:31] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:23 towards level 87.
[08/02/19 07:45:22] sbp [566/627] has challenged tmberg [926/1410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:24:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/02/19 12:25:31] sbp [398/627] has come upon Bradicus [346/948] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:08:43 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/03/19 10:21:41] sbp [308/627] has challenged FSM [723/787] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:52:22 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/03/19 10:40:09] sbp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sbp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/19 21:57:26] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:52:04 towards level 88.
[08/05/19 10:25:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 9 days, 20:07:16 toward level 88.
[08/06/19 07:17:34] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:33:33 towards level 88.
[08/09/19 14:52:22] sbp, petrichor, and manish17xxx [825/2668] have team battled GraysonBriggs, MJ94, and astropoint [1829/1841] and lost! 9 days, 19:34:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/19 21:26:51] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:22:57 from level 88.
[08/12/19 11:43:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 17 days, 08:04:18 toward level 88.
[08/12/19 21:36:03] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:13:01 from level 88.
[08/14/19 17:13:33] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:51:20 towards level 88.
[08/16/19 21:39:51] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:54:15 from level 88.
[08/16/19 22:23:49] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:59:55 towards level 88.
[08/17/19 10:32:47] Grayson [18/412] has challenged sbp [99/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to Grayson's clock.
[08/17/19 12:04:24] Majak [305/638] has challenged sbp [353/616] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:15:51 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/18/19 00:14:41] AngryParsley, GilbertErik, and dartainus [2253/2404] have team battled Kerri, AbacusAvenger, and sbp [1106/2051] and won! 0 days, 11:07:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 16:29:51] Chuck, sbp, and meskio [853/2111] have team battled Reilly, darkmage, and algernon [657/2462] and won! 0 days, 22:09:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 17:48:01] sbp [38/616] has come upon ishanyx [154/794] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:31:28 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/20/19 01:17:37] Lnk [895/999] has challenged sbp [1/616] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:41:58 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/20/19 02:52:57] MetaNova, xonic, and Tor [2984/3012] have team battled Zaratustra, sbp, and Ratigan [953/2631] and won! 2 days, 04:16:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 09:53:24] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:41:41 towards level 88.
[08/21/19 01:20:54] alephnull [448/823] has come upon sbp [272/616] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:42:36 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[08/22/19 23:06:34] Ratigan, JuanMaestro, and Elgo [128/2296] have team battled sbp, bookworm, and Misza [714/2308] and lost! 4 days, 19:17:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/19 07:55:58] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:33:18 towards level 88.
[08/25/19 01:45:24] sbp [159/616] has challenged CornFly [646/1149] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:32:19 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/25/19 07:10:02] Mars [255/1193] has come upon sbp [159/616] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:47:45 is removed from Mars's clock.
[08/26/19 04:51:01] Herb_Tarlek [798/945] has challenged sbp [540/616] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:45:21 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/26/19 23:55:00] sbp [4/616] has challenged sunri5e [498/1222] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:01:21 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/27/19 00:03:14] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:51:12 from level 88.
[08/27/19 17:33:01] MushHashor [64/238] has challenged sbp [292/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to MushHashor's clock.
[08/27/19 19:29:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 8 days, 18:30:23 toward level 88.
[08/28/19 11:42:55] sbp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sbp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/19 20:40:36] Asara [40/1105] has come upon sbp [139/611] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:59:11 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/28/19 21:04:35] sbp [249/611] has challenged Balthazar [49/275] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:18:53 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/30/19 01:56:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 19:33:44 toward level 88.
[09/01/19 21:46:49] golgy [188/374] has come upon sbp [603/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:59:14 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/02/19 18:51:24] MiddlewareMonkey [142/929] has come upon sbp [252/611] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:35:00 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[09/06/19 07:41:05] Roxana, meskio, and skarlso [856/2390] have team battled Mars, sbp, and TimWolla [222/2716] and won! 0 days, 05:42:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/19 13:32:12] skarlso, lipek, and WallIdl [2330/2338] have team battled elbie, sbp, and blabber [1305/2461] and won! 1 day, 05:09:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 01:50:18] darkmage [575/1299] has come upon sbp [256/611] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:40:29 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/07/19 17:23:32] Asara [1067/1105] has come upon sbp [366/611] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:06:55 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/09/19 09:10:13] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/19 18:09:07] suterismus [1115/1333] has challenged sbp [410/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:36 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/10/19 00:56:01] Milquetoast [12/1017] has come upon sbp [590/600] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:12:19 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/10/19 08:51:59] sbp misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:11:12 from level 88.
[09/14/19 02:28:15] Dyntra, Balthazar, and freeboson [869/1259] have team battled Eldoreth, dartainus, and sbp [1621/2414] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/19 11:09:17] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:42 towards level 88.
[09/16/19 23:00:44] Nistur, Scar3cr0w, and Mars [1057/2274] have team battled soltys, sbp, and canton7 [460/2487] and won! 0 days, 02:59:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 00:50:42] m0shbear [866/986] has come upon sbp [471/600] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 21:02:24 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[09/17/19 23:19:31] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:27 towards level 88.
[09/18/19 23:16:41] Kerri [154/522] has come upon sbp [132/600] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:39:22 is removed from Kerri's clock.
[09/20/19 07:06:29] Sharky4 [783/1009] has challenged sbp [415/542] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:01:41 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[09/20/19 07:36:42] sbp, Varjatticus, and elbie [1412/1942] have team battled Mars, Khorne, and Yuhno [273/2945] and won! 1 day, 07:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/19 16:14:00] borsin [207/662] has challenged sbp [441/542] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:23:05 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/23/19 07:23:07] Nechayev [252/745] has challenged sbp [238/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:43:19 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[09/23/19 12:43:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 10:00:08 toward level 88.
[09/23/19 22:00:31] Roxana [607/1160] has come upon sbp [38/542] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:51:47 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[09/26/19 02:39:09] bigjay [649/1492] has challenged sbp [220/542] in combat and won! 16 days, 19:04:46 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/26/19 06:53:36] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:15 from level 88.
[09/26/19 18:45:50] kenyon [685/1123] has come upon sbp [214/542] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 15:25:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/28/19 06:36:01] sbp, Balthazar, and bigjay [2277/2517] have team battled efertone, Brainiac, and Birdbones [1934/2688] and won! 0 days, 04:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 00:13:36] sbp, IdleMaster, SlowRiot, and Tenorman have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/19 01:37:01] sbp [239/542] has challenged suterismus [690/1363] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:03:18 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/29/19 08:57:44] sbp [27/542] has challenged bisco [528/888] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:14:46 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/29/19 10:04:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 50 days, 22:37:41 toward level 89.
[09/29/19 20:30:15] Brainiac, Xenofex, and Nechayev [2028/2456] have team battled L, sbp, and Forud [957/1713] and won! 0 days, 05:42:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 23:00:59] TimWolla [267/921] has challenged sbp [461/542] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:56 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[10/02/19 06:14:20] sbp [317/542] has challenged Gatewayy [432/874] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:38:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/02/19 23:04:13] Tenorman [98/1185] has come upon sbp [52/542] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:20:10 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/05/19 09:51:45] StalkR, Bkid, and Reilly [1029/1663] have team battled Tratos, Majak, and sbp [1606/2309] and lost! 0 days, 06:55:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 06:37:15] sbp [218/542] has challenged TimWolla [18/921] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:42:57 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/07/19 13:57:52] skarlso [82/455] has come upon sbp [91/542] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:44 is added to skarlso's clock.
[10/09/19 05:40:50] Scar3cr0w [217/628] has come upon sbp [92/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:20:19 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[10/10/19 01:44:10] Nistur [236/811] has come upon sbp [204/542] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:30:04 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[10/11/19 10:06:55] sbp [346/542] has challenged suterismus [1105/1369] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:01:15 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/19 16:25:06] sbp lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:39:18 from level 89.
[10/13/19 01:21:08] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:15:16 towards level 89.
[10/17/19 01:10:44] SlowRiot [125/858] has come upon sbp [1/542] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 18:08:45 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[10/17/19 09:21:01] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:58 towards level 89.
[10/18/19 09:43:32] Notir, CornFly, and Dyntra [1060/1988] have team battled sbp, meffe, and datdus [909/1280] and won! 0 days, 01:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/19 11:28:56] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:46:45 towards level 89.
[10/19/19 11:33:51] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:07:34 towards level 89.
[10/19/19 14:23:15] Xenofex, himuraken, and brendan [1882/3184] have team battled sbp, Zyphyr, and sunri5e [122/2360] and won! 1 day, 13:20:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 09:04:09] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:44:00 from level 89.
[10/21/19 00:39:41] FSM [472/783] has come upon sbp [161/542] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:17:31 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/21/19 23:50:13] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:50 towards level 89.
[10/22/19 02:03:24] Birdbones, Bkid, and sbp [2179/2671] have team battled RBecker, Tenorman, and buyoq [1282/2392] and won! 0 days, 19:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/19 19:15:47] sbp, pixelate, and Kerri [1543/1640] have team battled Tor, Lnk, and Agent86 [1861/2862] and lost! 2 days, 11:20:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/19 05:32:52] bobvador, womblecat, and sbp [222/1837] have team battled Lnk, mwhahaha, and Birdbones [1716/3365] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/19 04:30:33] efertone [488/508] has challenged sbp [421/542] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:17:27 is removed from efertone's clock.
[10/28/19 03:07:03] FSM [593/783] has come upon sbp [14/542] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:46:52 is removed from FSM's clock.
[10/30/19 04:53:31] AngryParsley, PlasmaStar, and xayto [2018/2450] have team battled tmberg, sbp, and idlerpgww [2550/3251] and lost! 0 days, 17:55:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/19 22:15:22] elf, KyloRen, and lavamind [249/2387] have team battled sbp, KeboDK, and blizgerg [912/2611] and lost! 0 days, 18:56:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/19 09:25:17] sbp [506/542] has challenged allo [712/731] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:47:12 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/18/19 12:17:03] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:01:42 towards level 89.
[12/19/19 10:13:54] simple [653/1009] has come upon sbp [522/542] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:21:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/19 21:03:35] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:21 towards level 89.
[12/21/19 09:38:35] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:13 towards level 89.
[12/22/19 13:47:37] sbp [1/542] has challenged womblecat [409/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:41:28 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/22/19 18:18:52] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:29 towards level 89.
[12/23/19 05:51:24] Agent86 [352/660] has challenged sbp [393/542] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:29:24 is added to Agent86's clock.
[12/23/19 07:40:44] WallIdl, PlasmaStar, sbp, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/19 07:51:50] sbp [170/542] has challenged Mars [99/1291] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:37:55 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/23/19 07:51:50] In the fierce battle, Mars dropped their level 129 amulet! sbp picks it up, tossing their old level 107 amulet to Mars.
[12/25/19 05:18:59] Elgo, Scornn, and sbp [1431/2018] have team battled anarcat, brycec, and Varjatticus [459/2555] and won! 1 day, 02:06:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 13:56:04] sbp, mwhahaha, and MiddlewareMonkey [176/2545] have team battled suterismus, Khorne, and neurospex [3650/3807] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 15:55:47] sbp, DrJosh9000, and Ttech [2298/3296] have team battled lakwatsero, Mars, and canton7 [499/2730] and won! 0 days, 20:15:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 23:43:13] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:35 towards level 89.
[12/26/19 16:09:45] L [516/801] has challenged sbp [369/564] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:10:08 is removed from L's clock.
[12/27/19 13:11:55] sbp was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:27 from level 89.
[12/28/19 22:05:58] sbp [225/564] has challenged yano [453/612] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:10:03 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/31/19 13:55:46] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:57:48 from level 90.
[12/31/19 14:04:48] sbp died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 12:03:43 from level 90.
[12/31/19 14:16:27] Fluttershy [318/1178] has come upon sbp [130/564] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:46:48 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[12/31/19 16:57:06] canton7 [322/1116] has come upon sbp [328/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:45 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/02/20 00:36:29] Agent86 [380/660] has come upon sbp [117/564] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:54:41 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[01/03/20 14:10:35] Brainiac, SlimeDiamond, and Globalirc [1890/2071] have team battled canton7, brendan, and sbp [1668/3081] and won! 0 days, 00:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 04:30:34] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:30:27 towards level 90.
[01/04/20 04:56:30] sbp [194/564] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [382/727] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:13:00 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/05/20 07:21:42] buksi [364/789] has challenged sbp [267/564] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:55:14 is removed from buksi's clock.
[01/06/20 04:33:23] ohnx, Lemelisk, and Beefcan [256/2630] have team battled sbp, skarlso, and blabber [1522/1962] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/21 19:01:48] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 20:37:15 towards level 90.
[02/13/21 18:01:30] i3d, sbp, and damyan [1507/2454] have team battled misha, Varjatticus, and freeboson [108/1866] and won! 6 days, 09:37:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 09:04:57] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:16:41 towards level 90.
[02/14/21 11:56:02] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:38:40 towards level 90.
[02/15/21 08:17:23] sbp left their weapon out in the rain to rust! sbp's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/21 23:08:06] algernon, ToHellWithGA, and womblecat [1842/2994] have team battled sbp, Nechayev, and xonic [2114/2195] and lost! 0 days, 19:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/21 14:56:36] shymega, adamus1red, and algernon [399/2663] have team battled xs, sbp, and Globalirc [1735/2056] and lost! 1 day, 03:51:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/21 22:16:52] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:08:20 from level 90.
[02/19/21 03:58:43] csc2ya [416/507] has come upon sbp [553/567] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:22:06 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[02/19/21 10:56:33] sbp [247/567] has challenged Elgo [191/1062] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:22:41 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/19/21 14:58:31] psycho, tris, and HellSpawn [213/2096] have team battled Mars, sbp, and buyoq [2113/2442] and lost! 0 days, 21:12:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/21 20:05:30] Gatewayy, Atan, and Jaxxsinn [1711/1996] have team battled sbp, hotdogman, and Misza [2010/2438] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 09:18:56] sbp [370/567] has challenged Andries [114/910] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:15:50 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/23/21 14:20:09] vegadark [231/795] has challenged sbp [463/567] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:17:39 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/23/21 16:25:57] MrGlass, SlowRiot, and pfoley [2217/3014] have team battled yano, sbp, and CornFly [141/2416] and won! 1 day, 21:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 21:00:08] HeavyPodda [449/1113] has come upon sbp [176/567] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 08:16:38 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/23/21 23:59:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 18:10:29 toward level 90.
[02/24/21 20:27:20] acolarh [1/847] has challenged sbp [520/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:38 is added to acolarh's clock.
[02/25/21 03:42:19] MiddlewareMonkey [536/1080] has come upon sbp [257/567] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:31:09 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/26/21 04:11:49] pyre [875/1196] has challenged sbp [506/567] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:27:43 is removed from pyre's clock.
[03/26/21 18:15:01] sbp [438/567] has challenged Heisenberg [97/833] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:10:33 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/26/21 18:40:24] djm [395/856] has come upon sbp [414/567] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:16:53 is added to djm's clock.
[03/27/21 21:11:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 7 days, 23:17:43 toward level 90.
[03/28/21 03:27:06] i3d [690/692] has come upon sbp [378/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:07:49 is removed from i3d's clock.
[03/28/21 23:26:55] sbp [408/567] has challenged LukeLR [33/962] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:02:58 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/29/21 12:12:23] Atan [613/662] has come upon sbp [153/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:11 is removed from Atan's clock.
[03/29/21 15:48:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 8 days, 00:51:18 toward level 90.
[03/30/21 06:24:57] GyrosGeier, Tor, and HeavyPodda [1722/2632] have team battled sbp, adamus1red, and ohnx [636/1998] and won! 0 days, 16:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/21 17:08:19] Scornn [591/818] has challenged sbp [208/567] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:52:50 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[03/31/21 18:42:57] Zyphyr [296/771] has challenged sbp [253/567] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:42:22 is removed from Zyphyr's clock.
[03/31/21 21:46:20] GilbertErik [491/1159] has come upon sbp [331/567] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:16:15 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[04/02/21 14:47:29] sbp [560/567] has challenged adamus1red [201/719] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[04/03/21 11:03:25] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:47:32 towards level 91.
[04/03/21 13:04:53] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:36:05 towards level 91.
[04/03/21 21:39:51] Mars, yano, and sbp [1784/2510] have team battled misha, pants, and cornfeedhobo [1777/2498] and won! 0 days, 18:42:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 15:43:38] xayto, max, and brycec [2208/2492] have team battled fmg, sbp, and LukeLR [981/2096] and won! 0 days, 14:00:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/21 01:30:45] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/21 03:32:20] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:53:56 towards level 91.
[04/05/21 04:48:24] CheeseSodaPunch [146/643] has challenged sbp [341/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to CheeseSodaPunch's clock.
[04/05/21 11:53:42] TauPan [316/533] has come upon sbp [16/557] and taken them in combat! 119 days, 02:25:58 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/06/21 02:46:04] jayvee, sbp, and Desspugne [1736/2264] have team battled KindOne, fattrat, and simple [1728/2905] and won! 4 days, 08:34:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/21 04:19:24] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:36:02 from level 91.
[04/06/21 07:49:00] bigtrees [14/480] has come upon sbp [193/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:21 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[04/06/21 11:42:37] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:56:06 towards level 91.
[04/07/21 11:02:41] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:04:31 towards level 91.
[04/07/21 19:23:47] Heisenberg [317/833] has challenged sbp [30/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:59:04 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/08/21 08:24:01] androphius [503/539] has come upon sbp [330/557] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:50:29 is removed from androphius's clock.
[04/08/21 20:23:32] elbie, sbp, and vegadark [1134/2413] have team battled Brainiac, sjums_the_great, and Yuhno [2455/2736] and lost! 2 days, 07:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 07:13:29] JeDa [599/725] has come upon sbp [53/557] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:07:58 is removed from JeDa's clock.