Player Info

User: simple
Class: Codemonkey
Admin?: Yes
Level: 142
Next level: 20932 days, 05:48:18
Status: Offline
Host: simp|e!~skralg@user/simple
Account Created: Tue Dec 31 18:27:43 2013
Last login: Fri Apr 25 19:27:40 2025
Total time idled: 3304 days, 03:23:20
Current position: [151,350]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 121 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 293 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 53
gloves: 45
helm: 44
leggings: 67
ring: 64 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 101
tunic: 84 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 402 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1274

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 01:18:50
nick: 64 days, 07:59:33
part: 1 day, 02:15:27
quest: 81903 days, 05:00:31
quit: 1062 days, 15:33:21

total: 83031 days, 08:07:42

Character Modifiers

[01/21/10 11:52:36] simple [0/6] has challenged Frozen_Fire [1/4] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to simple's clock.
[01/21/10 14:36:25] simple [37/54] has challenged myspace [201/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to simple's clock.
[01/21/10 15:24:04] simple [21/57] has challenged Manos [346/699] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to simple's clock.
[01/21/10 20:09:07] Frozen_Fire [32/84] has challenged simple [85/90] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Frozen_Fire's clock.
[01/22/10 01:13:23] simple [124/129] has challenged downstream [277/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to simple's clock.
[01/22/10 10:11:58] simple [89/167] has challenged keeper_c [561/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to simple's clock.
[01/22/10 19:05:49] kork [825/1279] has challenged simple [100/167] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:45:04 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/22/10 23:48:09] simple [90/167] has challenged ytsejam [296/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/10 06:05:10] simple [8/172] has challenged downstream [423/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/10 08:07:44] greycat [424/917] has challenged simple [63/172] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:41:00 is removed from greycat's clock.
[01/23/10 13:22:30] simple [83/175] has challenged kloeri [421/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/10 22:08:49] simple [61/175] has challenged noflash [145/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to simple's clock.
[01/24/10 03:19:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 01:25:22 toward level 28.
[01/24/10 06:48:27] simple [38/195] has challenged DrDick [254/725] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to simple's clock.
[01/24/10 18:12:42] kloeri [30/753] has challenged simple [33/195] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:10:04 is added to kloeri's clock.
[01/24/10 18:36:38] simple [119/206] has challenged aids [134/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/10 07:55:57] simple [127/227] has challenged illuminata [289/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/10 23:48:25] simple [82/227] has challenged kloeri [606/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to simple's clock.
[01/26/10 00:12:32] Frozen_Fire [220/257] has challenged simple [97/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Frozen_Fire's clock.
[01/26/10 05:18:03] masklin [319/560] has challenged simple [121/227] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:40:04 is removed from masklin's clock.
[01/26/10 09:47:07] clsn, simcop2387, and Bojangles [466/1703] have team battled simple, koszik, and Zylche [845/1212] and lost! 1 day, 07:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/10 16:07:24] Hydrogenum [61/638] has come upon simple [67/227] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:23:19 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[01/26/10 18:13:49] simple [144/229] has challenged Suiseiseki [224/302] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to simple's clock.
[01/27/10 01:20:16] pbunbun [44/141] has come upon simple [203/229] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:04 is added to pbunbun's clock.
[01/27/10 14:59:44] simple [58/243] has challenged integral [334/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/10 15:47:10] simple [166/246] has challenged koszik [460/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/10 09:43:25] Plasmastar, Alfie, and cybersystem [1489/2090] have team battled fuckyeah, simple, and TauPan [661/1859] and won! 0 days, 02:56:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/10 16:34:19] Shadowwolf [69/319] has challenged simple [208/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Shadowwolf's clock.
[01/29/10 20:32:34] simple [93/246] has challenged Carlos [197/778] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/10 05:35:30] noflash [90/631] has challenged simple [137/246] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:02:35 is added to noflash's clock.
[01/30/10 10:36:28] idler [301/876] has challenged simple [133/246] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:54:08 is removed from idler's clock.
[01/30/10 14:43:25] simple [24/246] has come upon kork [179/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:16 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/10 19:38:25] Erik [353/522] has challenged simple [235/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:04 is removed from Erik's clock.
[01/30/10 19:38:25] Erik has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:00:44 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/10 23:39:08] illuminata [299/300] has challenged simple [168/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:04:39 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[01/31/10 15:23:17] simple [80/252] has challenged Duph [144/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to simple's clock.
[02/01/10 05:11:08] sid77 [121/547] has come upon simple [244/252] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:47:37 is added to sid77's clock.
[02/02/10 05:51:08] simple [37/277] has challenged integral [62/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to simple's clock.
[02/02/10 06:49:52] suterismus [559/929] has challenged simple [51/277] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:04:30 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/02/10 09:50:26] cake [260/608] has challenged simple [96/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:20 is removed from cake's clock.
[02/02/10 22:42:45] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:42 towards level 38.
[02/03/10 02:41:06] pravus [369/1152] has come upon simple [205/277] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:03:08 is removed from pravus's clock.
[02/03/10 02:44:42] George [222/223] has challenged simple [25/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from George's clock.
[02/03/10 06:09:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 08:00:23 toward level 38.
[02/03/10 16:46:15] simple [273/280] has challenged myspace [799/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to simple's clock.
[02/03/10 23:53:52] Zergus [218/924] has come upon simple [51/280] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:04 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[02/04/10 13:46:19] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:45 towards level 39.
[02/05/10 06:24:56] SoUkSoU [15/16] has challenged simple [223/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to SoUkSoU's clock.
[02/05/10 16:46:30] simple [232/294] has challenged Suiseiseki [267/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to simple's clock.
[02/06/10 19:20:26] simple [41/294] has come upon cybersystem [494/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:57 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/10 04:50:38] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:01 from level 40.
[02/07/10 14:35:33] simple [64/294] has come upon keeper_c [205/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:53 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/10 04:17:42] illuminata [144/300] has challenged simple [4/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:23:17 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[02/08/10 10:26:10] simple [235/294] has challenged masklin [56/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/08/10 19:33:23] simple, idler, and Turf [1374/2146] have team battled red_ag, Cenhinen, and greycat [2846/2891] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/10 14:24:21] noflash [401/631] has challenged simple [10/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:38:16 is removed from noflash's clock.
[02/10/10 01:26:36] kloeri [156/753] has challenged simple [187/294] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:44:50 is added to kloeri's clock.
[02/10/10 12:28:52] barbarian [453/608] has challenged simple [203/294] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:50:57 is removed from barbarian's clock.
[02/11/10 03:19:36] simple [118/310] has challenged idler [4/874] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/10 05:00:16] simple [208/310] has come upon numist [43/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/10 14:06:08] simple [30/331] has challenged Dspradau [96/99] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to simple's clock.
[02/14/10 23:25:47] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:15 from level 43.
[02/15/10 23:58:33] simple [282/331] has come upon kork [346/1100] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:23:06 is added to simple's clock.
[02/16/10 00:54:43] cybersystem [595/1003] has challenged simple [107/331] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:45:42 is removed from cybersystem's clock.
[02/16/10 08:01:32] simple [263/331] has come upon zorglub [573/947] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:40 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/10 00:18:57] debio [345/610] has challenged simple [78/331] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from debio's clock.
[02/17/10 14:23:15] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:07 towards level 43.
[02/17/10 20:44:13] simple [220/331] has challenged lipek [431/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/10 21:49:59] simple [280/331] has come upon downstream [73/494] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/19/10 16:12:38] kork [730/1100] has challenged simple [168/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:38 is removed from kork's clock.
[02/20/10 16:17:29] datman [343/477] has challenged simple [98/331] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:01 is removed from datman's clock.
[02/20/10 22:16:07] simple, noflash, and zorglub [28/1884] have team battled aids, simcop2387, and sid77 [527/1744] and lost! 0 days, 05:32:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/10 05:19:59] noflash [122/606] has challenged simple [180/331] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:47:43 is added to noflash's clock.
[02/21/10 13:01:29] red_ag, simple, and Charris [463/1784] have team battled greycat, kork, and noflash [1437/2610] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/10 05:30:40] simple [299/331] has come upon fuckyeah [482/1034] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:15 is added to simple's clock.
[02/22/10 07:48:26] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:40 from level 44.
[02/22/10 13:17:29] simple [256/331] has challenged zorglub [485/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to simple's clock.
[02/25/10 02:35:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 05:55:00 toward level 45.
[02/25/10 04:39:46] Bassetts [165/729] has challenged simple [61/331] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:30:08 is removed from Bassetts's clock.
[02/25/10 19:43:51] mnetizen, suterismus, and simple [19/1713] have team battled numist, Turf, and kloeri [1369/2446] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/10 03:37:10] Daminvar [174/411] has come upon simple [222/331] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:04:21 is added to Daminvar's clock.
[02/26/10 19:07:56] Suiseiseki [216/576] has challenged simple [243/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Suiseiseki's clock.
[03/01/10 18:52:59] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:41 towards level 45.
[03/01/10 19:20:01] datman, suterismus, and Dspradau [508/1740] have team battled mr0t, simple, and fuckyeah [73/1888] and won! 0 days, 02:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/10 20:02:07] simple [17/331] has challenged kork [66/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/10 08:06:22] kork [237/1100] has challenged simple [86/331] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:56:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[03/02/10 11:59:37] Konar6, Carlos, and Dave2 [1041/1898] have team battled pbunbun, mr0t, and simple [116/1173] and won! 0 days, 13:46:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/10 08:59:33] the-wes [115/568] has come upon simple [172/331] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:25 is added to the-wes's clock.
[03/03/10 20:13:38] simple [235/331] has challenged joeb [85/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:49:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/10 06:15:38] Erik [302/591] has challenged simple [233/331] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:50 is removed from Erik's clock.
[03/04/10 11:47:57] Datalurkur [116/217] has challenged simple [297/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Datalurkur's clock.
[03/04/10 21:10:49] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:19 from level 46.
[03/06/10 18:31:07] VxD [729/951] has challenged simple [303/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:54 is removed from VxD's clock.
[03/07/10 06:33:49] Alfie [361/469] has challenged simple [317/331] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:50:30 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[03/07/10 07:00:56] simple [324/331] has come upon _||||_ [551/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:26 is added to simple's clock.
[03/07/10 08:34:16] clsn [482/661] has challenged simple [129/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:59 is removed from clsn's clock.
[03/07/10 08:34:16] In the fierce battle, simple dropped his level 54 shield! clsn picks it up, tossing his old level 49 shield to simple.
[03/07/10 13:35:16] fuckyeah [90/1024] has challenged simple [310/326] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:19:33 is added to fuckyeah's clock.
[03/07/10 16:35:51] simple [301/326] has challenged Plasmastar [81/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/10 22:06:33] simple [216/326] has challenged newklear [166/175] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/08/10 05:38:42] simple [43/326] has challenged the-wes [451/568] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:02 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/10 16:41:13] simple [227/326] has challenged Merkel [415/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:29 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/10 23:41:11] simple [183/326] has come upon geekboi [55/1020] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:53:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/10 00:43:03] Manos [106/749] has challenged simple [252/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:48 is added to Manos's clock.
[03/09/10 01:40:32] Cheesecake [280/343] has challenged simple [323/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Cheesecake's clock.
[03/09/10 05:51:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 14:35:32 toward level 47.
[03/10/10 01:09:41] simple [147/326] has come upon FreeBeak [236/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:49 is added to simple's clock.
[03/10/10 07:38:31] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:40 from level 47.
[03/10/10 16:29:25] Dave2, barbarian, simple, and Merkel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/10 19:52:37] simple [40/326] has challenged sid77 [295/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:39 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/10 00:53:43] noflash [0/629] has challenged simple [17/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:59:41 is added to noflash's clock.
[03/11/10 15:07:30] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:21 from level 47.
[03/29/10 18:30:59] Plasmastar [298/597] has challenged simple [37/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:25 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[03/30/10 07:33:07] simple [157/326] has challenged datman [259/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:56 is added to simple's clock.
[03/30/10 09:33:30] idler [399/814] has challenged simple [311/326] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:24:09 is removed from idler's clock.
[03/30/10 15:18:16] simple [32/326] has come upon zorglub [250/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:19 is added to simple's clock.
[03/31/10 02:43:49] simple [257/338] has challenged debio [4/606] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/31/10 17:39:19] datman [463/578] has challenged simple [163/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:23 is removed from datman's clock.
[04/01/10 01:40:51] Plasmastar [466/608] has challenged simple [12/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:55:24 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[04/02/10 07:46:28] simple [29/338] has challenged iViLe [17/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/03/10 13:52:24] simple [147/338] has challenged Zergus [737/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:44 is added to simple's clock.
[04/03/10 14:09:57] Timmy [281/303] has challenged simple [260/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from Timmy's clock.
[04/04/10 13:04:35] integral [351/518] has come upon simple [172/338] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:02:24 is removed from integral's clock.
[04/04/10 22:16:00] Merkel, Ticho, and simple [331/1750] have team battled zorglub, elendal, and Hydrogenum [748/1901] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/10 15:02:19] simple [298/338] has challenged mnetizen [60/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/06/10 03:04:59] Manos [481/909] has challenged simple [181/338] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:17:07 is removed from Manos's clock.
[04/06/10 05:05:27] Zergus [657/979] has challenged simple [101/338] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:16:33 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[04/06/10 10:34:56] simple [21/338] has come upon Cenhinen [101/1129] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:38 is added to simple's clock.
[04/06/10 13:07:06] downstream [416/675] has challenged simple [274/338] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:34 is removed from downstream's clock.
[04/06/10 13:15:59] simple [267/366] has challenged joeb [213/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/06/10 15:33:22] pravus, geekboi, and myspace [668/3048] have team battled Timmy, simple, and dxtr [526/966] and won! 2 days, 21:11:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/10 02:09:51] Zergus [636/979] has challenged simple [160/366] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:44:55 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[04/07/10 11:05:44] Timmy [280/348] has come upon simple [247/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:05:39 is removed from Timmy's clock.
[04/07/10 11:11:39] simple [39/366] has challenged Alfie [459/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:37 is added to simple's clock.
[04/08/10 03:14:38] Konar6, Hetor, and simple [801/1311] have team battled Ticho, Plasmastar, and Alfie [232/1706] and won! 0 days, 22:28:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/10 15:17:36] hawk [289/669] has challenged simple [31/366] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:22:33 is removed from hawk's clock.
[04/09/10 10:09:06] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:50 from level 49.
[04/13/10 02:39:24] simple [214/366] has challenged illuminata [36/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:09:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/13/10 13:51:05] greycat, Datalurkur, and geekboi [154/2106] have team battled simcop2387, simple, and mr0t [1347/1362] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/10 15:52:14] noflash, TauPan, ToYKillAS, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/10 13:11:01] simple [134/366] has come upon mr0t [193/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:55 is added to simple's clock.
[04/14/10 22:26:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 05:43:28 toward level 49.
[04/14/10 22:49:03] VxD [863/941] has challenged simple [84/366] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:58:02 is removed from VxD's clock.
[04/15/10 10:36:39] simple [254/370] has challenged Bassetts [582/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/10 15:58:16] cybersystem [539/995] has challenged simple [336/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:09 is removed from cybersystem's clock.
[04/17/10 14:56:03] csc2ya [490/500] has come upon simple [234/372] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:00:19 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[04/18/10 02:05:45] Merkel [600/777] has challenged simple [81/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:14:03 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[04/18/10 04:06:11] simple [113/372] has challenged ElectRo [442/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:33:46 is added to simple's clock.
[04/18/10 19:37:56] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:05:48 from level 50.
[04/18/10 23:30:41] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:25 towards level 50.
[04/19/10 00:39:41] EndCat [185/315] has challenged simple [92/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from EndCat's clock.
[04/19/10 00:39:41] EndCat has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:03:47 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/10 04:14:19] datman, cake, and red_ag [611/1907] have team battled simple, RebelZero, and Ticho [1314/1335] and lost! 2 days, 00:52:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/10 05:11:24] simple [47/372] has challenged datman [308/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:17 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/10 08:12:03] simple [23/372] has challenged Bassetts [534/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:05 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/10 09:53:24] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:50 towards level 50.
[04/19/10 17:03:58] illuminata, RebelZero, and simple [122/1039] have team battled ToYKillAS, kork, and elendal [824/1885] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/10 17:27:39] greycat, DrDick, and simple [518/1904] have team battled nohar, Hydrogenum, and Frozen_Fire [883/2570] and lost! 0 days, 20:47:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/10 10:19:40] simple [11/372] has come upon Woo [486/1161] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:53 is added to simple's clock.
[04/20/10 23:14:35] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:23 towards level 50.
[04/21/10 04:21:36] simple [314/372] has challenged Erik [421/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:20 is added to simple's clock.
[04/21/10 13:23:25] Plasmastar [279/608] has challenged simple [156/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:09 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[04/22/10 04:26:36] simple [317/372] has challenged OldleBot [206/1417] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:24:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/22/10 05:27:02] simple misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:57 from level 50.
[04/22/10 21:01:48] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:11:36 from level 50.
[04/23/10 04:31:54] simple [173/372] has challenged Babar [446/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:01 is added to simple's clock.
[04/23/10 13:33:55] simple [315/372] has challenged Ticho [405/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:33 is added to simple's clock.
[04/23/10 15:43:36] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:16 towards level 50.
[04/26/10 09:43:23] joeb [265/639] has challenged simple [220/372] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from joeb's clock.
[04/26/10 13:23:16] simple [342/372] has come upon dxtr [96/287] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:19:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/26/10 19:48:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 17:45:11 toward level 50.
[04/28/10 10:23:43] RebelZero [329/381] has challenged simple [353/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to RebelZero's clock.
[04/28/10 22:01:34] simple [116/375] has challenged Miliwen [145/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:52 is added to simple's clock.
[04/28/10 22:04:59] illuminata [145/367] has come upon simple [153/375] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:16:51 is added to illuminata's clock.
[04/29/10 00:01:58] simple [26/375] has challenged Carlos [144/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:27 is added to simple's clock.
[04/29/10 11:40:29] FreeBeak, masklin, and ToYKillAS [812/1564] have team battled keeper_c, idler, and simple [279/2102] and won! 0 days, 17:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/10 14:10:31] ytsejam [374/810] has challenged simple [251/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:35 is removed from ytsejam's clock.
[04/30/10 14:13:47] Miliwen, Charris, and simcop2387 [738/1413] have team battled Ticho, simple, and masklin [1096/1553] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/10 17:41:38] integral, simple, and Bassetts [737/1682] have team battled suterismus, nohar, and Sildor [149/2886] and won! 0 days, 00:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/10 19:20:19] simple [1/378] has challenged Merkel [204/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/10 02:19:16] Plasmastar, nohar, and keeper_c [2448/2997] have team battled cake, simple, and damyan [60/2001] and won! 2 days, 07:24:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/10 03:16:39] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:42 towards level 51.
[05/01/10 08:14:28] simple [353/378] has challenged ytsejam [742/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:42:47 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/10 22:53:40] pravus, Hydrogenum, and eulalia [943/2103] have team battled FreeBeak, Dodek, and simple [563/1385] and won! 0 days, 04:25:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/10 01:06:22] eulalia [183/325] has come upon simple [32/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:01:25 is removed from eulalia's clock.
[05/02/10 01:08:16] eulalia [77/325] has come upon simple [103/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:12 is added to eulalia's clock.
[05/02/10 04:55:26] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:30 towards level 51.
[05/02/10 23:59:47] Eraos, myspace, kork, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/10 18:32:00] simple [193/378] has come upon Eraos [539/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:53 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/10 03:28:41] simple [49/378] has challenged Duph [544/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:45 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/10 16:31:42] simple [196/378] has challenged Babar [479/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:32 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/10 17:31:54] simple [99/378] has challenged jer [432/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:51:19 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/10 23:33:27] simple [279/378] has come upon nohar [1028/1416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:56:31 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/10 01:09:30] simple [351/378] has come upon pbunbun [335/405] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:10:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/10 01:17:36] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:07:50 from level 51.
[05/05/10 02:33:53] FreeBeak [65/562] has challenged simple [175/378] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:13:18 is added to FreeBeak's clock.
[05/05/10 09:06:18] simple [164/378] has come upon Zergus [207/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:51:41 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/10 16:15:48] myspace [254/904] has come upon simple [159/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:12 is removed from myspace's clock.
[05/05/10 19:37:42] simple [306/378] has challenged masklin [179/547] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:30:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/06/10 11:41:05] simple [85/378] has challenged Woo [911/1161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:00:03 is added to simple's clock.
[05/08/10 06:58:00] simple [162/378] has come upon Ticho [545/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:21 is added to simple's clock.
[05/08/10 14:52:17] simple [340/378] has challenged jer [236/693] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:02:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/10 19:09:12] damyan [366/1026] has challenged simple [264/378] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:35:02 is removed from damyan's clock.
[05/13/10 17:15:00] nexcastellan, simcop2387, and geekboi [903/1883] have team battled Carlos, kloeri, and simple [626/1894] and won! 0 days, 04:04:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/10 11:23:18] Zergus [261/662] has challenged simple [186/378] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:28:13 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[05/14/10 14:25:00] simple [154/378] has come upon greycat [636/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:30 is added to simple's clock.
[05/14/10 21:01:47] simple [318/378] has come upon Erik [509/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:02:20 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/10 21:30:40] simple [111/378] has challenged Baldwin [216/461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:11 is added to simple's clock.
[05/16/10 00:31:17] keeper_c [11/946] has challenged simple [34/378] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:29 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[05/16/10 08:48:55] simple [225/378] has come upon Fydo [127/845] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:55:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/16/10 19:35:36] joeb [362/775] has challenged simple [187/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:11 is removed from joeb's clock.
[05/17/10 05:39:26] simple [9/409] has challenged the-wes [554/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to simple's clock.
[05/17/10 16:04:26] kubz [10/466] has challenged simple [60/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to kubz's clock.
[05/18/10 07:43:39] simple [178/409] has challenged eulalia [324/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:49:36 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/10 14:45:20] simple [348/409] has challenged kloeri [647/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:58:28 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/10 16:15:51] Cigo [151/374] has come upon simple [185/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:20 is added to Cigo's clock.
[05/18/10 22:36:53] simple [408/409] has come upon myspace [334/692] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:18:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/19/10 00:47:39] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:22 towards level 52.
[05/19/10 09:49:36] kork [385/1030] has challenged simple [303/409] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:24:36 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/20/10 00:16:18] ElectRo, csc2ya, simple, and jer have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/10 05:26:32] simple [390/409] has come upon Zergus [631/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:30:03 is added to simple's clock.
[05/20/10 12:57:34] downstream [94/711] has challenged simple [365/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:53:09 is added to downstream's clock.
[05/20/10 14:41:25] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:45:45 from level 52.
[05/21/10 04:39:11] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:46 towards level 52.
[05/21/10 16:49:37] Shadowwolf [57/303] has challenged simple [334/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Shadowwolf's clock.
[05/21/10 20:08:34] Infinoid [239/887] has challenged simple [255/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:15 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[05/22/10 10:11:34] ToYKillAS [379/471] has challenged simple [183/409] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:10:38 is removed from ToYKillAS's clock.
[05/22/10 13:34:01] c0de, idler, and Dodek [84/1839] have team battled TauPan, simple, and koszik [1337/1473] and lost! 0 days, 04:09:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/10 22:14:06] simple [84/409] has challenged VxD [358/936] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:34:21 is added to simple's clock.
[05/23/10 17:18:14] simple [184/409] has challenged idler [64/832] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:28:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/10 20:03:34] simple, Erik, and Ticho [1656/1692] have team battled TauPan, Infinoid, and illuminata [862/1856] and won! 0 days, 17:34:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/10 04:18:09] simple [247/409] has come upon kloeri [299/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:49:24 is added to simple's clock.
[05/25/10 12:27:48] Ticho [604/631] has challenged simple [204/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:17:27 is removed from Ticho's clock.
[05/26/10 10:32:38] Sildor [373/556] has challenged simple [25/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:57 is removed from Sildor's clock.
[05/26/10 14:33:32] Beavis [591/611] has challenged simple [306/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:45 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[05/27/10 01:04:37] lipek, Alfie, Cenhinen, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/10 21:38:22] simple [58/409] has challenged illuminata [147/363] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to simple's clock.
[05/28/10 05:42:09] joeb [488/628] has challenged simple [28/409] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:16:59 is removed from joeb's clock.
[05/29/10 18:50:16] simple [401/409] has challenged integral [47/473] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:58:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/30/10 06:52:56] TauPan [135/606] has challenged simple [56/409] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:44:30 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/31/10 09:11:21] Hamlin [236/470] has challenged simple [307/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Hamlin's clock.
[05/31/10 17:00:29] simple [242/409] has challenged Dspradau [334/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:56:57 is added to simple's clock.
[05/31/10 20:37:42] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:37 towards level 53.
[06/01/10 23:07:09] simple [231/409] has challenged joeb [11/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:27:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/02/10 20:47:57] Baldwin, damyan, and Zergus [566/2103] have team battled integral, TauPan, and simple [1376/1488] and lost! 0 days, 20:48:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/10 10:37:25] simcop2387, larryboy, Turf, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/10 11:33:33] Pandoran [186/272] has challenged simple [7/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from Pandoran's clock.
[06/03/10 14:02:51] simple, Hamlin, and Zergus [51/1503] have team battled athorist, simmy, and eulalia [350/1530] and lost! 1 day, 00:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/10 08:32:09] Shadowwolf [40/429] has challenged simple [176/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Shadowwolf's clock.
[06/05/10 11:19:02] Neo|Desktop [13/90] has challenged simple [41/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Neo|Desktop's clock.
[06/06/10 13:41:40] Xenphyan [41/129] has challenged simple [338/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Xenphyan's clock.
[06/06/10 22:05:19] FreeBeak, simple, and Deathspawn [152/1152] have team battled Merkel, Charris, and Cenhinen [131/2436] and won! 0 days, 00:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/10 22:34:15] integral [104/473] has challenged simple [192/409] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:20:53 is added to integral's clock.
[06/07/10 03:43:52] ElectRo [567/1084] has come upon simple [397/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:27 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[06/07/10 08:36:25] qt-lib [161/612] has challenged simple [204/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:22 is added to qt-lib's clock.
[06/07/10 12:42:07] Pandoran [50/280] has challenged simple [189/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Pandoran's clock.
[06/07/10 20:52:19] simple [225/409] has come upon Turf [748/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:24 is added to simple's clock.
[06/08/10 05:41:19] Konar6 [49/700] has challenged simple [355/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:37 is added to Konar6's clock.
[06/08/10 09:11:32] pravus [1032/1110] has come upon simple [280/409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:54:44 is removed from pravus's clock.
[06/08/10 10:55:26] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:28 towards level 53.
[06/08/10 20:38:48] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:33 towards level 53.
[06/09/10 16:39:56] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:58 from level 53.
[06/09/10 20:53:51] simple [69/409] has challenged eulalia [162/358] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to simple's clock.
[06/09/10 22:50:15] simple [303/409] has challenged Archeron [15/341] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:40:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/10 22:53:57] c0de [361/426] has come upon simple [166/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:09:20 is removed from c0de's clock.
[06/10/10 10:27:40] cake [291/635] has come upon simple [131/409] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:04:40 is removed from cake's clock.
[06/10/10 14:16:46] simple [261/409] has come upon koszik [335/459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:36:37 is added to simple's clock.
[06/10/10 19:51:04] simple [274/409] has come upon Beavis [412/611] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:49:39 is added to simple's clock.
[06/10/10 20:52:40] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:27 towards level 54.
[06/10/10 21:55:24] qt-lib [352/615] has challenged simple [137/409] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:16:58 is removed from qt-lib's clock.
[06/11/10 04:11:27] simple [255/409] has come upon csc2ya [431/514] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:35:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/11/10 04:11:33] simple [379/409] has come upon csc2ya [74/514] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:29:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/11/10 12:58:44] jer [17/690] has challenged simple [279/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:59:21 is added to jer's clock.
[06/11/10 21:00:38] Dodek [183/619] has challenged simple [141/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:32 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[06/12/10 15:25:14] simple [398/411] has come upon Woo [492/1161] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:04:26 is added to simple's clock.
[06/12/10 20:05:39] simple [169/411] has challenged larryboy [77/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:39:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/14/10 07:24:11] Alfie, simple, and Konar6 [1045/1551] have team battled Charris, geekboi, and axelman [289/1774] and won! 0 days, 12:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/10 08:27:48] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:03 towards level 54.
[06/14/10 16:06:16] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:36 towards level 54.
[06/15/10 06:18:43] simple [104/411] has challenged kork [232/1029] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:28:19 is added to simple's clock.
[06/17/10 01:19:42] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:51:31 from level 54.
[06/21/10 09:52:09] simple [179/411] has challenged clsn [210/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:11:14 is added to simple's clock.
[06/22/10 03:45:39] numskull, Grognak, and Hamlin [280/1840] have team battled masklin, debio, and simple [1221/1416] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/10 10:57:46] He-Man [177/474] has challenged simple [57/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:10:41 is removed from He-Man's clock.
[06/23/10 06:22:20] myspace [482/626] has come upon simple [33/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:51 is removed from myspace's clock.
[06/23/10 06:22:20] myspace has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:43:58 is added to simple's clock.
[06/23/10 11:02:54] simple [368/411] has challenged kubz [181/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:00:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/23/10 18:10:33] masklin [4/573] has challenged simple [369/411] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to masklin's clock.
[06/25/10 20:26:43] simple [288/411] has come upon integral [280/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:19:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/25/10 22:16:05] iViLe [295/656] has challenged simple [62/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:21:09 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[06/26/10 07:18:02] Plasmastar [436/696] has challenged simple [263/411] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:42 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[06/26/10 17:20:15] simple [237/411] has challenged cake [143/653] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/27/10 00:16:21] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:10 towards level 54.
[06/27/10 11:24:08] iViLe [110/656] has challenged simple [18/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:27:25 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[06/29/10 02:41:12] simple [88/411] has come upon myspace [418/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:59 is added to simple's clock.
[06/29/10 20:54:39] kork, eulalia, and kubz [1764/1908] have team battled DrDick, Cenhinen, and simple [757/2266] and won! 0 days, 11:54:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/10 23:37:23] simple [301/411] has challenged Hamlin [651/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:00 is added to simple's clock.
[06/30/10 19:41:44] greycat [428/827] has challenged simple [242/411] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:18:41 is removed from greycat's clock.
[07/01/10 00:50:47] simple [212/505] has challenged gipyelrah [234/491] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/10 03:10:42] Beavis, nexcastellan, and Babar [957/1819] have team battled damyan, simple, and simcop2387 [2127/2154] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/10 05:22:55] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:47:40 from level 55.
[07/01/10 22:01:30] Cigo [242/420] has come upon simple [254/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:47:15 is added to Cigo's clock.
[07/01/10 23:47:43] eulalia [53/385] has challenged simple [276/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:23 is added to eulalia's clock.
[07/02/10 07:45:19] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:09:44 from level 55.
[07/02/10 10:49:45] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:00:38 towards level 55.
[07/02/10 18:38:23] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:59:53 from level 55.
[07/02/10 23:27:57] Charris, integral, and geekboi [1023/2029] have team battled simple, Babar, and pravus [2295/2298] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/10 13:11:13] simple [211/505] has challenged Alfie [217/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:43:44 is added to simple's clock.
[07/06/10 16:26:15] Cenhinen, Infinoid, and Plasmastar [2471/2722] have team battled simple, geekboi, and ToYKillAS [984/1968] and won! 1 day, 13:35:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/10 19:14:11] simple [400/505] has come upon Babar [261/648] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:23:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/07/10 00:13:34] simple [175/505] has challenged Archeron [293/348] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:28:54 is added to simple's clock.
[07/07/10 02:14:00] Merkel [625/849] has challenged simple [352/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:10:26 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[07/07/10 22:18:22] Dodek [637/646] has challenged simple [472/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:50 is removed from Dodek's clock.
[07/08/10 02:34:23] Lurker [161/185] has challenged simple [121/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from Lurker's clock.
[07/08/10 13:21:45] fuckyeah [32/1046] has challenged simple [13/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:05:59 is removed from fuckyeah's clock.
[07/08/10 15:22:11] simple [40/505] has challenged DrDick [669/712] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:05:04 is added to simple's clock.
[07/09/10 18:38:48] kubz, debio, and jer [1313/1640] have team battled simple, Duph, and Pandoran [1218/1751] and won! 0 days, 09:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/10 05:56:24] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:47:31 towards level 55.
[07/10/10 08:31:19] fuckyeah [484/1056] has challenged simple [450/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:33:06 is removed from fuckyeah's clock.
[07/10/10 13:50:21] Woo, Erik, and kork [146/2840] have team battled simple, pravus, and iViLe [656/2281] and lost! 0 days, 09:50:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/10 22:19:32] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:24:05 towards level 55.
[07/11/10 02:35:19] ElectRo [882/1102] has challenged simple [166/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:46:05 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[07/11/10 10:19:27] illuminata, Pandoran, and Cenhinen [1025/1937] have team battled myspace, simple, and Lurker [1325/1429] and lost! 0 days, 08:20:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/10 20:03:09] Erik, simple, and Overshee [375/1369] have team battled DrDick, ToYKillAS, and Dave2 [1623/1791] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/10 17:33:02] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:15 towards level 55.
[07/13/10 21:50:17] simple [479/505] has challenged Charris [145/525] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:48:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/16/10 04:02:09] cake [203/634] has challenged simple [361/505] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:20:39 is added to cake's clock.
[07/16/10 07:02:51] simple [375/505] has challenged Manos [389/1176] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:34:36 is added to simple's clock.
[07/16/10 08:47:17] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:16 towards level 55.
[07/16/10 21:09:24] simple [246/505] has come upon Lurker [38/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:11:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/19/10 13:59:04] simple [209/505] has challenged Broseidon [69/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/20/10 00:01:16] simple [29/505] has challenged Juggaloon [246/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:52:45 is added to simple's clock.
[07/20/10 08:02:59] simple [29/505] has challenged the-wes [153/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:30:26 is added to simple's clock.
[07/20/10 13:04:02] sid77 [446/478] has challenged simple [472/505] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:30:19 is added to sid77's clock.
[07/21/10 00:06:27] simple [172/505] has challenged Remaeus [77/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:03:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/21/10 06:07:45] fuckyeah [56/1056] has challenged simple [414/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:50:11 is added to fuckyeah's clock.
[07/21/10 09:08:26] simple [470/500] has challenged cake [421/634] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:32:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/21/10 12:01:10] red_ag, lipek, simple, and Juggaloon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/10 20:14:44] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:12 towards level 55.
[07/23/10 07:18:11] the-wes [442/578] has challenged simple [443/500] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:41:46 is added to the-wes's clock.
[07/24/10 05:49:43] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:47 from level 55.
[07/24/10 12:24:19] keeper_c [547/1111] has challenged simple [220/500] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:12:49 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[07/24/10 23:26:38] Ticho [645/668] has challenged simple [250/500] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:29 is removed from Ticho's clock.
[07/25/10 04:34:48] deathadder [156/230] has come upon simple [489/500] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:02 is added to deathadder's clock.
[07/26/10 04:52:44] simple [96/501] has challenged kubz [517/518] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to simple's clock.
[07/26/10 06:13:13] iViLe, simple, and Juggaloon [31/1603] have team battled Suiseiseki, masklin, and csc2ya [1426/1646] and lost! 0 days, 20:43:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/10 11:33:55] clsn [657/931] has challenged simple [244/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:35 is removed from clsn's clock.
[07/26/10 12:34:09] simple [296/501] has challenged lipek [132/907] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:22:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/27/10 02:14:25] leahcim [142/178] has challenged simple [444/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to leahcim's clock.
[07/27/10 14:39:29] Suiseiseki [259/551] has challenged simple [176/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:40 is removed from Suiseiseki's clock.
[07/29/10 05:38:57] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:46 towards level 56.
[07/29/10 15:03:49] Zergus, greycat, myspace, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/10 15:50:03] simple [483/501] has challenged kubz [438/504] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:21:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/29/10 23:51:47] Hydrogenum [332/656] has challenged simple [9/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:12:31 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[07/29/10 23:51:47] In the fierce battle, simple dropped his level 55 pair of boots! Hydrogenum picks it up, tossing his old level 27 pair of boots to simple.
[08/01/10 13:30:23] kork, allo, and simple [420/2201] have team battled illuminata, iViLe, and TauPan [212/1605] and won! 1 day, 22:59:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/10 20:31:19] simple [53/473] has come upon Plasmastar [469/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:28:43 is added to simple's clock.
[08/02/10 20:41:05] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:47 towards level 56.
[08/03/10 05:35:01] Duph [197/820] has come upon simple [373/473] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:35:58 is added to Duph's clock.
[08/03/10 14:23:27] Lurker, Dodek, and illuminata [1394/1458] have team battled simple, masklin, and Broseidon [351/1505] and won! 0 days, 05:55:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/10 18:16:55] Baldwin [118/473] has challenged simple [296/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:25 is added to Baldwin's clock.
[08/04/10 12:54:07] leahcim, simple, and keeper_c [1722/1871] have team battled iViLe, Cigo, and simcop2387 [559/1800] and won! 0 days, 04:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/10 04:13:59] simple [364/473] has come upon illuminata [5/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:43:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/10 06:52:12] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:11 towards level 56.
[08/05/10 08:24:25] simple [198/473] has challenged Babar [633/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:22 is added to simple's clock.
[08/05/10 09:24:38] simple [66/473] has challenged pravus [1000/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:52 is added to simple's clock.
[08/05/10 17:23:46] simple [152/473] has come upon Babar [38/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/07/10 04:31:03] simcop2387, Plasmastar, and Beavis [462/1994] have team battled DrDick, simple, and Juggaloon [129/1706] and won! 2 days, 08:32:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/10 06:21:29] simple [82/473] has come upon leahcim [11/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:43:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/07/10 08:52:55] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:15 from level 56.
[08/07/10 10:33:48] greycat [700/847] has challenged simple [179/473] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:13:21 is removed from greycat's clock.
[08/09/10 01:20:55] simple [201/473] has come upon Hydrogenum [461/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:08 is added to simple's clock.
[08/09/10 11:43:17] fuckyeah [423/1056] has challenged simple [337/473] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:02:23 is removed from fuckyeah's clock.
[08/10/10 02:46:25] simple [141/473] has challenged damyan [662/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:00 is added to simple's clock.
[08/10/10 05:53:24] simple [465/473] has challenged pravus [722/1053] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to simple's clock.
[08/10/10 06:32:21] simple [431/473] has come upon Hamlin [569/768] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:38:55 is added to simple's clock.
[08/10/10 09:27:42] Duph, simple, and sid77 [1419/1786] have team battled FreeBeak, Manos, and iViLe [1899/2295] and lost! 3 days, 05:28:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/10 12:48:42] geekboi [439/1022] has challenged simple [251/473] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:36:32 is removed from geekboi's clock.
[08/10/10 21:50:34] ElectRo [786/1102] has challenged simple [220/473] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:36:32 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[08/11/10 00:51:12] simple [306/473] has challenged masklin [451/503] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:22:25 is added to simple's clock.
[08/12/10 16:59:58] geekboi [539/1022] has challenged simple [123/473] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:11:44 is removed from geekboi's clock.
[08/14/10 08:48:57] illuminata, simple, and Cigo [1093/1360] have team battled fuckyeah, VxD, and pravus [872/3061] and won! 1 day, 22:51:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/10 21:11:01] the-wes [442/578] has challenged simple [275/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:41 is removed from the-wes's clock.
[08/16/10 12:19:24] simple [339/473] has challenged Pixielo [263/633] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:40:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/16/10 21:21:16] Cenhinen [464/1137] has challenged simple [207/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:14:24 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[08/17/10 09:34:00] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:50:21 from level 57.
[08/17/10 13:57:30] simple misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:13:33 from level 57.
[08/17/10 23:43:19] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:32:06 towards level 57.
[08/20/10 07:59:43] DrDick [316/694] has come upon simple [280/473] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:18:58 is removed from DrDick's clock.
[08/21/10 20:45:43] simple [253/473] has challenged Ticho [618/677] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:36:11 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/10 22:46:05] simple [302/473] has challenged red_ag [38/722] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:11:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/21/10 23:40:07] myspace, DrDick, and clsn [2055/2284] have team battled Bassetts, Suiseiseki, and simple [88/1712] and won! 1 day, 03:27:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/10 06:47:30] simple [284/473] has challenged Ticho [151/682] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:13:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/22/10 10:32:35] LOLZebra [212/221] has challenged simple [189/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from LOLZebra's clock.
[08/22/10 19:49:43] simple [296/473] has challenged Bassetts [325/724] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:14:43 is added to simple's clock.
[08/22/10 23:50:23] simple [158/473] has challenged TheShow [399/678] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:02:31 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/10 02:50:51] simple [361/473] has challenged ToYKillAS [296/451] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:41:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/10 10:31:15] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:28 towards level 57.
[08/23/10 12:52:38] simple [168/473] has challenged keeper_c [661/1085] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:03:07 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/10 15:15:59] simple [428/473] has come upon kubz [235/504] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:13:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/10 17:06:25] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:56:05 towards level 57.
[08/23/10 17:53:45] EndCat [219/598] has challenged simple [255/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:33 is added to EndCat's clock.
[08/24/10 00:55:00] simple [250/473] has challenged cake [623/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:16:40 is added to simple's clock.
[08/24/10 10:56:57] trelane [365/509] has challenged simple [34/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:09:28 is removed from trelane's clock.
[08/25/10 01:19:25] simple [141/473] has come upon Nolehte [72/356] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:11:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/10 07:00:31] Manos [88/1176] has challenged simple [72/473] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:33:55 is removed from Manos's clock.
[08/26/10 16:08:57] jer [578/770] has challenged simple [161/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:11:21 is removed from jer's clock.
[08/28/10 21:04:03] simple [80/473] has come upon Bassetts [440/724] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:57:12 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/10 09:28:38] simple [376/473] has come upon dxtr [397/491] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:44 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/10 13:06:09] Broseidon, simple, and Eraos [178/1592] have team battled Alfie, illuminata, and Infinoid [1292/1558] and lost! 0 days, 14:23:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/10 08:43:22] Cenhinen, kork, and c0de [1969/2514] have team battled sniegol, simple, and leahcim [844/1632] and won! 0 days, 23:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/10 15:15:09] Duph [64/843] has challenged simple [139/473] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:35:29 is added to Duph's clock.
[09/09/10 14:33:50] simple, trelane, and Dodek [712/1636] have team battled greycat, Babar, and dxtr [862/1909] and lost! 1 day, 11:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/10 15:36:34] Yuktii [109/187] has challenged simple [345/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Yuktii's clock.
[09/10/10 07:21:43] Cronoth [48/57] has challenged simple [139/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Cronoth's clock.
[09/14/10 08:45:50] myspace [145/666] has challenged simple [15/473] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:31:26 is removed from myspace's clock.
[09/15/10 00:22:28] simple [141/473] has come upon red_ag [409/734] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:23 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/10 09:51:24] integral [351/506] has challenged simple [16/473] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:23:56 is removed from integral's clock.
[09/16/10 23:16:30] simple found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:37:09 towards level 57.
[09/17/10 15:01:39] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:44:35 from level 57.
[09/19/10 00:24:23] simple slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/10 16:13:58] Archeron [97/439] has challenged simple [6/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:43:35 is removed from Archeron's clock.
[09/19/10 17:50:32] simple [432/469] has come upon Charris [138/623] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:31:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/20/10 01:24:55] illuminata, pravus, and DrDick [928/2079] have team battled Eraos, TauPan, and simple [1000/1628] and lost! 2 days, 11:31:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/10 04:16:30] simple [139/469] has challenged sniegol [755/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:43:39 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/10 21:27:09] simple [206/469] has challenged Lurker [394/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:12 is added to simple's clock.
[09/22/10 19:49:10] illuminata, geekboi, and simple [956/1859] have team battled leahcim, zorglub, and lipek [1536/2058] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/10 01:32:40] simple [92/469] has challenged kubz [29/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/23/10 08:04:35] myspace [136/675] has come upon simple [392/469] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:51:51 is added to myspace's clock.
[09/24/10 07:06:48] masklin [164/513] has challenged simple [367/469] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:28:00 is added to masklin's clock.
[09/24/10 11:07:35] jer [68/705] has challenged simple [446/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:33 is added to jer's clock.
[09/24/10 18:09:00] geekboi [122/1022] has challenged simple [151/469] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:58:47 is added to geekboi's clock.
[09/25/10 16:13:43] simple [293/469] has challenged TheShow [278/678] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/26/10 15:19:11] Babar [407/651] has challenged simple [369/469] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:54:10 is removed from Babar's clock.
[09/27/10 11:23:55] simple [87/469] has challenged iViLe [539/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:11 is added to simple's clock.
[09/27/10 11:58:22] simple, jer, and Babar [1226/1825] have team battled DrDick, Plasmastar, and Zergus [764/2002] and won! 0 days, 16:29:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/10 06:08:55] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:35 towards level 57.
[09/28/10 10:11:42] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:55 from level 57.
[09/30/10 11:19:52] simple, numist, and Beavis [223/1900] have team battled sid77, nexcastellan, and dxtr [696/1574] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/10 18:14:50] simple [172/469] has challenged Ticho [509/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/10 11:10:29] simple [203/469] has challenged Yuktii [105/637] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:14:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/05/10 15:11:17] ysabet [388/1112] has challenged simple [398/469] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:16:28 is added to ysabet's clock.
[10/05/10 21:49:13] simple [410/469] has come upon Broseidon [477/561] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:19:44 is added to simple's clock.
[10/07/10 17:29:30] simple [366/469] has challenged Cenhinen [43/1146] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:27:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/08/10 17:45:50] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:38 towards level 58.
[10/09/10 05:37:39] simple [295/467] has challenged iViLe [263/710] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:22:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/09/10 08:00:12] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:57 towards level 58.
[10/10/10 00:12:36] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:17 from level 58.
[10/10/10 10:44:11] simcop2387 [23/663] has challenged simple [252/467] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:32:41 is added to simcop2387's clock.
[10/10/10 11:08:21] NamelessOne [0/1] has challenged simple [251/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to NamelessOne's clock.
[10/10/10 11:44:21] simple [352/467] has challenged greycat [532/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:30:52 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/10 07:51:00] simple [62/467] has challenged TastyQQQs [144/397] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:27:03 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/10 15:51:44] WrEtCh [108/415] has challenged simple [225/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to WrEtCh's clock.
[10/13/10 04:14:38] Merkel, qt-lib, and kork [192/2072] have team battled keeper_c, simple, and TauPan [166/2220] and won! 0 days, 10:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/10 16:09:16] simple [199/467] has come upon lipek [387/942] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:05:54 is added to simple's clock.
[10/13/10 21:18:17] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:25 towards level 58.
[10/15/10 00:11:11] clsn [1001/1051] has challenged simple [410/467] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:02:08 is removed from clsn's clock.
[10/15/10 03:11:51] the-wes [400/574] has challenged simple [246/467] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:13:52 is removed from the-wes's clock.
[10/15/10 03:52:56] simple [237/467] has come upon kubz [421/513] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:27:24 is added to simple's clock.
[10/15/10 05:13:12] KindOne [18/197] has challenged simple [86/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/16/10 08:26:31] Eraos, NamelessOne, and Manos [1467/2033] have team battled myspace, simple, and Alfie [220/1664] and won! 0 days, 00:40:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/10 11:06:32] NamelessOne [256/298] has challenged simple [18/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:07:36 is removed from NamelessOne's clock.
[10/17/10 06:25:05] Juggaloon [306/552] has challenged simple [275/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:06 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[10/17/10 12:26:29] c0de [184/514] has challenged simple [241/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:07 is added to c0de's clock.
[10/17/10 12:45:27] simple, pravus, and Ticho [1683/2226] have team battled ToYKillAS, TauPan, and gipyelrah [700/1680] and won! 1 day, 12:37:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/10 08:30:57] kork [477/599] has challenged simple [392/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:38:59 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/18/10 16:15:20] gipyelrah [360/582] has come upon simple [154/467] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:10 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[10/19/10 12:37:23] nohar [1052/1480] has challenged simple [305/467] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:47:44 is removed from nohar's clock.
[10/19/10 14:09:29] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:29 towards level 58.
[10/20/10 09:41:01] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:57 from level 58.
[10/21/10 20:41:24] Grim [134/294] has challenged simple [95/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from Grim's clock.
[10/25/10 01:38:28] Plasmius [19/74] has challenged simple [206/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Plasmius's clock.
[10/25/10 20:36:01] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:22 from level 58.
[10/26/10 03:13:27] simple [414/467] has challenged Plasmastar [657/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:21:24 is added to simple's clock.
[10/26/10 10:14:44] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:07 towards level 58.
[10/26/10 12:33:55] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:01 towards level 58.
[10/26/10 13:12:58] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:57 towards level 58.
[10/26/10 17:16:23] simcop2387 [80/648] has challenged simple [164/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:13 is added to simcop2387's clock.
[10/28/10 05:24:11] greycat [258/765] has challenged simple [58/467] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:02:00 is removed from greycat's clock.
[10/28/10 15:26:23] simple [199/467] has challenged Alfie [348/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:26 is added to simple's clock.
[10/29/10 08:13:45] Cenhinen, Suiseiseki, and damyan [445/2667] have team battled simple, Turf, and DrDick [2019/2317] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/10 01:33:44] greycat [693/765] has challenged simple [441/467] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:40:39 is removed from greycat's clock.
[10/30/10 14:45:24] nexcastellan, simple, and Plasmastar [499/2270] have team battled Manos, Infinoid, and Pixielo [611/2353] and lost! 1 day, 01:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/10 13:57:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 18:12:44 toward level 58.
[10/31/10 16:44:41] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:24 towards level 58.
[11/01/10 22:48:20] simple [456/467] has challenged cake [225/677] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/02/10 02:49:11] Remaeus [59/419] has challenged simple [316/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:11 is added to Remaeus's clock.
[11/02/10 03:38:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 06:45:29 toward level 58.
[11/02/10 03:47:37] simple [248/467] has come upon Babar [438/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:35 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/10 06:49:59] simple [450/467] has challenged Plasmastar [776/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:31 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/10 13:55:27] simple [38/475] has challenged zorglub [632/710] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/10 18:12:05] Plasmius [267/308] has come upon simple [376/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:07 is added to Plasmius's clock.
[11/02/10 20:28:30] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:12:45 towards level 59.
[11/03/10 01:50:56] ToYKillAS, simple, and nexcastellan [500/1753] have team battled cake, c0de, and myspace [10/1871] and won! 1 day, 04:40:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/10 11:19:48] Juggaloon [105/552] has come upon simple [278/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:16:17 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[11/03/10 11:56:09] masklin [463/583] has challenged simple [201/475] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:27:29 is removed from masklin's clock.
[11/03/10 14:55:00] sid77, Grim, and Broseidon [1068/1358] have team battled simple, qt-lib, and keeper_c [21/2217] and won! 0 days, 09:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/10 08:35:04] idler [286/834] has come upon simple [330/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:52 is added to idler's clock.
[11/05/10 22:06:31] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:08:55 from level 59.
[11/06/10 20:19:53] simple [335/471] has come upon ToYKillAS [108/458] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:57:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/07/10 16:39:36] simple [249/471] has come upon NamelessOne [230/394] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:09:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/07/10 16:39:36] simple has dealt NamelessOne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:53:10 is added to NamelessOne's clock.
[11/07/10 16:46:01] simple [318/471] has come upon NamelessOne [242/394] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:44:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/08/10 01:19:16] c0de [22/554] has challenged simple [303/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:53:19 is added to c0de's clock.
[11/08/10 03:34:30] cybersystem [346/1023] has challenged simple [376/471] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to cybersystem's clock.
[11/08/10 05:20:10] Hydrogenum, Alfie, Charris, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/10 23:49:24] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:28:49 towards level 59.
[11/09/10 05:25:22] FreeBeak [0/472] has challenged simple [159/471] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:05:16 is added to FreeBeak's clock.
[11/09/10 06:47:17] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:37 towards level 59.
[11/09/10 12:26:54] simple [78/471] has challenged idler [248/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:39:12 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/10 05:36:28] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:21:36 from level 59.
[11/10/10 09:40:04] simple, Dodek, and Cenhinen [1496/2252] have team battled illuminata, Zergus, and Juggaloon [814/1558] and won! 0 days, 06:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/10 18:33:28] simple [412/471] has challenged Dodek [181/635] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:54:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/11/10 04:35:36] Dodek [1/635] has challenged simple [186/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:19 is added to Dodek's clock.
[11/11/10 09:36:41] simple [329/471] has challenged allo [271/764] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:05:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/11/10 10:30:29] simple, Juggaloon, and Ticho [961/1707] have team battled Beavis, Plasmastar, and red_ag [1244/2428] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/10 17:38:22] WrEtCh [5/506] has challenged simple [322/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:40 is added to WrEtCh's clock.
[11/11/10 20:39:01] Infinoid [380/652] has challenged simple [381/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:59:27 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[11/13/10 04:45:57] Ticho [572/679] has challenged simple [416/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:36 is removed from Ticho's clock.
[11/13/10 22:49:42] Zergus [187/627] has challenged simple [270/471] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:24:00 is added to Zergus's clock.
[11/14/10 02:37:51] kingjpc [159/216] has challenged simple [463/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to kingjpc's clock.
[11/15/10 02:54:14] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:23 towards level 59.
[11/15/10 10:15:40] Turf, Alfie, and FreeBeak [501/2185] have team battled damyan, WrEtCh, and simple [344/1958] and won! 2 days, 06:36:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/10 16:58:36] illuminata [285/376] has challenged simple [452/483] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:38:05 is added to illuminata's clock.
[11/15/10 19:59:12] TauPan [405/636] has challenged simple [463/483] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:55:46 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/15/10 22:55:09] He-Man, zorglub, pravus, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/10 02:00:28] myspace [276/710] has challenged simple [471/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:44 is added to myspace's clock.
[11/16/10 15:42:57] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:56 towards level 59.
[11/17/10 06:18:09] simple [279/483] has come upon Ticho [629/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:49:42 is added to simple's clock.
[11/17/10 15:08:25] keeper_c [576/1113] has challenged simple [157/483] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:47:53 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[11/18/10 16:59:18] simple [424/483] has come upon zorglub [340/733] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/19/10 06:24:10] Gerdesas [4/6] has challenged simple [221/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[11/19/10 07:17:00] geekboi [437/916] has challenged simple [213/483] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:55:01 is removed from geekboi's clock.
[11/19/10 09:40:03] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:15 towards level 59.
[11/20/10 03:29:22] simple [200/508] has challenged kork [445/955] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to simple's clock.
[11/20/10 22:58:38] simple [203/508] has come upon greycat [77/792] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:04:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/10 23:25:28] kork [26/955] has challenged simple [254/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:52:12 is added to kork's clock.
[11/21/10 16:29:02] simple [476/508] has challenged pravus [388/1065] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:45:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/22/10 03:13:08] nexcastellan, S0ulBLadE, Infinoid, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/10 10:32:49] Grim [276/444] has challenged simple [174/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:40:03 is removed from Grim's clock.
[11/22/10 11:17:35] simple [123/508] has come upon ElectRo [1002/1108] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:41:19 is added to simple's clock.
[11/23/10 10:55:02] Grim [260/444] has challenged simple [436/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Grim's clock.
[11/23/10 13:05:01] simple [280/508] has come upon nexcastellan [96/831] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:34:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/26/10 23:53:54] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:15:41 towards level 60.
[11/27/10 10:58:57] simple [485/508] has challenged Hamlin [244/768] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:22:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/28/10 07:22:01] simcop2387, zorglub, c0de, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/10 09:06:31] Plasmastar [18/970] has challenged simple [410/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:03 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[11/28/10 11:06:57] simple [193/508] has challenged Plasmius [416/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:14:19 is added to simple's clock.
[11/28/10 19:51:44] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:14 towards level 60.
[11/30/10 02:44:31] blizgerg [265/339] has challenged simple [447/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[11/30/10 12:01:41] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:15 from level 60.
[11/30/10 13:18:32] Ticho [571/682] has challenged simple [213/508] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:40:50 is removed from Ticho's clock.
[12/01/10 08:23:07] simple [343/504] has challenged Broseidon [317/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:37:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/01/10 22:20:22] allo, clsn, Nolehte, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/10 11:05:45] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:25 from level 60.
[12/02/10 12:39:16] Nolehte [217/488] has challenged simple [497/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Nolehte's clock.
[12/02/10 13:10:23] the-wes, Remaeus, Hydrogenum, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/10 21:31:53] He-Man [364/468] has challenged simple [413/504] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:33:53 is added to He-Man's clock.
[12/03/10 14:01:26] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:18 towards level 60.
[12/04/10 00:47:22] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:56 from level 60.
[12/05/10 04:11:04] gipyelrah, zorglub, pravus, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/10 17:51:52] simple [210/504] has come upon Remaeus [405/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:26 is added to simple's clock.
[12/05/10 20:01:44] simple misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:52 from level 60.
[12/05/10 22:33:25] Skyy [175/205] has challenged simple [303/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Skyy's clock.
[12/06/10 05:19:11] simple burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/10 05:32:20] simple [361/508] has challenged keeper_c [950/1108] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/10 09:07:30] Zergus [586/610] has come upon simple [228/508] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:24:45 is removed from Zergus's clock.
[12/08/10 10:02:46] simple [67/508] has challenged kork [910/936] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:05:52 is added to simple's clock.
[12/09/10 04:44:44] greycat, Nolehte, hawk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/10 12:43:32] blizgerg [280/339] has come upon simple [259/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:17:31 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[12/10/10 09:48:54] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:36:56 towards level 61.
[12/11/10 13:18:24] simple [156/508] has challenged red_ag [424/716] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:38:08 is added to simple's clock.
[12/11/10 14:41:30] simple [231/508] has come upon ToYKillAS [156/453] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:59:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/13/10 00:25:50] iViLe [447/744] has challenged simple [193/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:53:51 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[12/13/10 10:55:22] Eraos, Dodek, and simple [236/1711] have team battled TauPan, WrEtCh, and iViLe [30/1835] and won! 6 days, 07:02:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/10 11:15:45] He-Man, nexcastellan, c0de, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/10 11:33:46] Cenhinen [643/1176] has challenged simple [175/508] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:37:41 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[12/14/10 18:46:56] Infinoid, hawk, and DrDick [1404/2000] have team battled Teatime, cybersystem, and simple [379/2256] and won! 1 day, 07:13:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/10 17:46:10] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:54:38 from level 61.
[12/16/10 15:37:27] Ticho [47/687] has challenged simple [90/508] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Ticho's clock.
[12/16/10 17:35:23] simple [84/508] has come upon Charris [247/554] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:27:40 is added to simple's clock.
[12/16/10 18:16:50] nexcastellan [764/855] has come upon simple [151/508] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:22:55 is removed from nexcastellan's clock.
[12/18/10 15:58:29] simple, joshcryer, and Infinoid [424/1446] have team battled geekboi, DrDick, and debio [1986/2014] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/10 16:19:59] dick [38/150] has challenged simple [245/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to dick's clock.
[12/18/10 18:56:09] simple [209/508] has challenged DrDick [381/663] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:09:39 is added to simple's clock.
[12/18/10 19:06:20] simple, hawk, and the-wes [918/1817] have team battled Dodek, Juggaloon, and gipyelrah [1472/1911] and lost! 4 days, 05:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/10 20:56:33] Broseidon [526/553] has challenged simple [366/508] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:28:54 is removed from Broseidon's clock.
[12/21/10 08:52:00] simple [359/508] has come upon Skyy [218/453] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:35:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/10 12:45:32] simple [62/508] has come upon Infinoid [430/646] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:33:21 is added to simple's clock.
[12/22/10 15:15:41] ElectRo [621/1058] has challenged simple [466/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:59:01 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[12/23/10 00:02:32] zorglub, greycat, Ticho, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/10 00:11:07] simple [116/508] has come upon greycat [792/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:29:10 is added to simple's clock.
[12/25/10 20:38:59] illuminata, zorglub, and simple [1388/1613] have team battled cybersystem, Ticho, and blizgerg [1537/2102] and lost! 1 day, 21:00:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/10 22:32:16] simple [286/508] has challenged pravus [74/1069] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:17:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/26/10 12:48:42] Grim [355/733] has come upon simple [283/508] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:58:55 is removed from Grim's clock.
[12/26/10 17:56:42] simcop2387, simple, and kork [1693/2053] have team battled allo, ElectRo, and c0de [947/2578] and won! 0 days, 15:14:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/10 18:36:24] clsn [23/1051] has challenged simple [82/508] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:25:31 is added to clsn's clock.
[12/27/10 17:09:23] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:37 towards level 61.
[12/27/10 21:49:13] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:04 towards level 61.
[12/28/10 04:43:35] simple [214/508] has challenged cybersystem [689/1048] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:14:45 is added to simple's clock.
[12/28/10 14:45:47] simple [344/508] has challenged geekboi [222/919] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:51:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/28/10 18:33:56] simple [84/508] has come upon blizgerg [229/362] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:38 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/10 08:49:39] clsn [143/1051] has challenged simple [249/508] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:23:40 is added to clsn's clock.
[12/29/10 23:32:03] simple [403/508] has come upon rufus [34/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:51:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/10 00:53:18] simple [503/508] has challenged keeper_c [1018/1141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:55:53 is added to simple's clock.
[12/30/10 01:52:40] simple [447/508] has come upon allo [410/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:27:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/10 13:56:05] ysabet [602/1112] has challenged simple [272/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:59:56 is removed from ysabet's clock.
[12/31/10 00:09:07] Zergus, Cenhinen, and nexcastellan [1379/2645] have team battled ElectRo, illuminata, and simple [772/1941] and won! 0 days, 05:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/10 20:02:11] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:35 towards level 61.
[01/01/11 05:04:29] Pixielo [329/751] has challenged simple [134/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:43:51 is removed from Pixielo's clock.
[01/01/11 12:24:57] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:21:59 from level 61.
[01/02/11 00:08:36] diego [321/383] has challenged simple [444/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:10 is added to diego's clock.
[01/02/11 02:56:04] greycat [599/727] has come upon simple [296/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:43:17 is removed from greycat's clock.
[01/02/11 07:10:10] simple [35/508] has challenged allo [739/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:12 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/11 22:13:29] simple [0/508] has challenged kork [214/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:29 is added to simple's clock.
[01/03/11 10:42:49] Alfie, simple, VxD, and jer have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/11 00:21:27] simple [118/508] has challenged DrDick [25/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:42:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/04/11 00:21:27] simple has dealt DrDick a Critical Strike! 9 days, 15:03:21 is added to DrDick's clock.
[01/05/11 02:27:22] simple [298/508] has challenged Merkel [142/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/05/11 03:27:34] simple [129/508] has challenged Babar [510/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:13 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/11 12:29:32] simple [366/508] has challenged rufus [145/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/05/11 13:07:58] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:31 from level 61.
[01/05/11 16:09:56] simple [436/508] has come upon allo [58/760] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:59:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/06/11 22:01:39] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:10 towards level 61.
[01/07/11 01:49:31] simple [153/508] has challenged nexcastellan [317/871] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/11 09:39:42] simple [198/508] has challenged rufus [51/358] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:28:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/07/11 14:56:04] simple [118/508] has come upon illuminata [102/369] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:56:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/11 14:04:12] Infinoid, pravus, TauPan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/11 16:43:39] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:45:50 towards level 62.
[01/10/11 23:58:46] simple [485/508] has challenged lipek [37/919] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:11:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/10/11 23:58:46] simple has dealt lipek a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:51:41 is added to lipek's clock.
[01/13/11 04:10:29] Babar [689/876] has challenged simple [35/508] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:53:55 is removed from Babar's clock.
[01/13/11 14:04:38] Babar [212/876] has come upon simple [439/508] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:33:42 is added to Babar's clock.
[01/17/11 21:48:23] Cenhinen, pravus, and masklin [155/2827] have team battled Infinoid, simple, and Broseidon [114/1708] and won! 3 days, 11:24:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/11 07:38:17] simple [160/508] has challenged He-Man [110/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:22:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/18/11 20:22:59] simple [96/508] has come upon pravus [510/1075] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:27:23 is added to simple's clock.
[01/22/11 00:43:46] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:21 towards level 62.
[01/22/11 05:59:36] simple [419/508] has challenged csc2ya [258/551] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:01:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/22/11 20:27:09] simple [373/508] has come upon Zylche [285/553] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:44:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/23/11 12:48:39] ysabet [1031/1096] has come upon simple [33/508] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:15:15 is removed from ysabet's clock.
[01/23/11 19:18:38] simple found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:46 towards level 62.
[01/24/11 00:09:40] simple [58/508] has challenged Alfie [466/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:21:25 is added to simple's clock.
[01/24/11 06:54:01] Ticho, Infinoid, and Turf [1993/2558] have team battled simple, ScarySloth, and nathanbaxter [514/1088] and won! 1 day, 16:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/11 15:20:30] Teatime, Infinoid, and Hydrogenum [1917/2113] have team battled debio, Baldwin, and simple [891/1475] and won! 0 days, 21:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/11 15:24:07] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:03:32 from level 62.
[01/27/11 18:30:49] gipyelrah [56/709] has challenged simple [492/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:58 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[01/28/11 12:34:49] simple [224/508] has challenged keeper_c [538/1146] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:13 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/11 04:45:33] dxtr [436/693] has challenged simple [439/508] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to dxtr's clock.
[01/29/11 07:54:16] illuminata [208/369] has come upon simple [440/508] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:52:45 is added to illuminata's clock.
[01/29/11 12:40:31] simple [215/508] has challenged suterismus [531/996] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:27:15 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/11 15:51:40] simple [83/508] has come upon Remaeus [325/539] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:06:03 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/11 05:09:13] simple [188/508] has come upon Cenhinen [784/1175] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:09:25 is added to simple's clock.
[01/31/11 13:52:02] Ticho [6/688] has challenged simple [249/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:16 is added to Ticho's clock.
[01/31/11 16:01:03] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:19 towards level 62.
[02/01/11 05:27:45] Remaeus, jer, and joshcryer [49/1449] have team battled greycat, Juggaloon, and simple [1755/1768] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/11 15:58:14] greycat [159/698] has challenged simple [44/508] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:51:24 is removed from greycat's clock.
[02/01/11 19:29:07] Skyy [336/502] has come upon simple [503/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:53:58 is added to Skyy's clock.
[02/02/11 21:32:48] simple [424/521] has come upon FreeBeak [3/460] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/11 14:14:31] illuminata [279/369] has challenged simple [155/521] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:17:43 is removed from illuminata's clock.
[02/04/11 22:25:22] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:16 towards level 62.
[02/05/11 04:41:02] Ticho, lipek, and Plasmastar [1485/2571] have team battled simple, Babar, and mrtsunami [240/1847] and won! 0 days, 04:23:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/11 15:19:26] Cenhinen, DarkSiL, and simple [1098/2059] have team battled Eraos, Infinoid, and Charris [202/1756] and won! 0 days, 07:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/11 05:35:11] simple [513/521] has challenged pravus [55/1074] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:11:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/08/11 08:35:52] Beavis [639/727] has challenged simple [356/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:43 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[02/08/11 15:37:41] simple [40/521] has challenged clsn [678/997] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:38 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/11 16:37:56] Cenhinen [1158/1175] has challenged simple [183/521] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:21 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[02/22/11 07:59:26] Merkel [115/866] has challenged simple [154/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:29 is added to Merkel's clock.
[02/24/11 00:57:50] Dave [117/486] has challenged simple [214/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Dave's clock.
[02/28/11 17:53:07] simple [510/525] has come upon allo [300/773] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/01/11 05:40:51] simple [351/525] has challenged Zergus [265/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:37:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/01/11 13:31:12] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/11 15:21:03] Charris, He-Man, and c0de [1470/1798] have team battled FreeBeak, simple, and keeper_c [361/2123] and won! 0 days, 06:10:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/11 15:56:58] c0de [775/785] has challenged simple [45/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:12:53 is removed from c0de's clock.
[03/04/11 08:49:16] simple [382/534] has come upon masklin [300/594] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/11 18:53:20] simple [249/534] has challenged ElectRo [48/1093] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/11 22:56:06] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:05:10 towards level 63.
[03/05/11 04:09:54] simple [252/534] has challenged c0de [668/785] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:54:10 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/11 08:56:58] simple, Krug, and debio [642/1116] have team battled masklin, Merkel, and allo [720/2233] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/11 23:10:12] Bassetts [521/719] has come upon simple [151/534] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:31:05 is removed from Bassetts's clock.
[03/06/11 03:14:59] simple [170/534] has challenged the-wes [82/714] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:54:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/11 09:16:18] simple [316/534] has challenged felipe [244/369] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:08:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/11 12:16:57] Dave [216/478] has challenged simple [180/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:15:30 is removed from Dave's clock.
[03/07/11 20:00:40] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:42:39 from level 63.
[03/08/11 11:11:50] ScarySloth [367/502] has challenged simple [453/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to ScarySloth's clock.
[03/08/11 18:29:15] Juggaloon [171/562] has challenged simple [338/534] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:38:48 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[03/08/11 21:29:54] csc2ya [344/551] has challenged simple [231/534] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:01:40 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[03/09/11 12:32:21] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:12:45 towards level 63.
[03/09/11 13:06:25] ScarySloth, masklin, DrDick, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/11 13:33:32] simple [497/534] has challenged greycat [13/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:57:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/11 20:46:59] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:51 towards level 63.
[03/10/11 11:38:34] Alfie [520/531] has challenged simple [236/534] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:09:04 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[03/10/11 12:15:03] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:21 towards level 63.
[03/10/11 15:24:53] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:01 towards level 63.
[03/11/11 08:43:33] simple [324/534] has challenged Babar [393/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:13:08 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/11 16:23:46] simple, Charris, and dragonmantank [732/1428] have team battled ScarySloth, c0de, and DrBacchus [1014/1876] and lost! 0 days, 06:20:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/11 04:48:23] simple [120/534] has challenged VxD [940/997] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:38:04 is added to simple's clock.
[03/12/11 05:48:36] simple [275/534] has come upon pravus [340/1074] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:06:49 is added to simple's clock.
[03/12/11 10:49:47] simple [465/534] has challenged Baldwin [208/482] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:43:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/12/11 12:07:34] simple [64/534] has come upon Gerdesas [101/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:47:48 is added to simple's clock.
[03/12/11 16:29:17] masklin [66/623] has challenged simple [111/534] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to masklin's clock.
[03/13/11 07:49:32] scjody, dick, and Remaeus [290/1435] have team battled iViLe, Pixielo, and simple [305/2073] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/11 08:54:26] Grim [308/796] has challenged simple [378/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:08:33 is added to Grim's clock.
[03/14/11 13:36:27] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:22 towards level 63.
[03/15/11 13:06:17] simple [247/534] has challenged suterismus [235/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:06:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/15/11 15:07:26] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:30 from level 63.
[03/15/11 18:07:27] simple [388/534] has challenged Cenhinen [157/1175] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:21:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/16/11 10:11:08] simple [259/534] has challenged gipyelrah [298/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:27:11 is added to simple's clock.
[03/16/11 16:12:37] simple [62/534] has challenged FreeBeak [516/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:33:34 is added to simple's clock.
[03/16/11 18:46:43] simple [308/534] has come upon ScarySloth [403/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:27 is added to simple's clock.
[03/16/11 19:53:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 5 days, 01:41:28 toward level 63.
[03/17/11 03:15:00] simple [248/534] has challenged Beavis [394/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:04 is added to simple's clock.
[03/17/11 09:23:08] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:49 towards level 63.
[03/17/11 21:36:06] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:29 from level 63.
[03/17/11 22:15:59] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:51 towards level 63.
[03/18/11 02:20:22] greycat [312/713] has challenged simple [196/534] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:36:30 is removed from greycat's clock.
[03/18/11 02:51:09] illuminata [209/358] has come upon simple [362/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:50:31 is added to illuminata's clock.
[03/18/11 19:38:08] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:19 towards level 63.
[03/18/11 21:44:34] ElectRo, Bassetts, and scjody [1078/2249] have team battled simple, ysabet, and Juggaloon [1843/2157] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/11 22:25:05] simple [299/534] has challenged nathanbaxter [87/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:12:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/19/11 06:29:09] kork [325/590] has challenged simple [463/534] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:26:21 is added to kork's clock.
[03/19/11 09:29:57] masklin [160/618] has challenged simple [260/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:14:46 is added to masklin's clock.
[03/19/11 13:31:00] simple [129/534] has challenged Dave [94/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/19/11 16:31:40] simple [153/534] has challenged Alfie [411/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:02 is added to simple's clock.
[03/19/11 21:36:55] simple [33/582] has challenged Alfie [25/531] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/11 11:15:39] ScarySloth, keeper_c, simple, and Merkel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/11 12:38:35] masklin [35/618] has challenged simple [541/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:40:29 is added to masklin's clock.
[03/20/11 14:07:23] nathanbaxter [159/709] has challenged simple [196/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to nathanbaxter's clock.
[03/21/11 01:41:28] suterismus [203/1010] has challenged simple [118/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:03:57 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/21/11 08:08:30] Zergus, kork, simple, and VxD have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/11 08:16:03] simple [360/582] has come upon He-Man [123/480] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:39:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/11 19:47:39] simple [536/582] has come upon DrDick [375/685] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:06:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/11 00:21:32] lipek, nathanbaxter, simple, and Merkel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/11 00:31:07] He-Man, simple, and VxD [1754/2063] have team battled nathanbaxter, allo, and FreeBeak [676/2108] and won! 2 days, 04:44:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/11 04:21:01] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:27 from level 64.
[03/23/11 15:55:43] Gerdesas [446/474] has challenged simple [408/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:29:12 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[03/23/11 20:56:53] simple [386/582] has challenged Alfie [408/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:01 is added to simple's clock.
[04/11/11 14:10:55] Dweesil [0/4] has challenged simple [18/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to Dweesil's clock.
[04/11/11 19:32:40] simple [394/582] has challenged He-Man [351/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:20:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/11/11 23:53:39] Kolak [154/182] has come upon simple [70/582] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:57 is removed from Kolak's clock.
[04/12/11 20:38:42] Infinoid [548/605] has challenged simple [21/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:31:25 is removed from Infinoid's clock.
[04/13/11 15:05:02] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:36 towards level 64.
[04/14/11 05:46:36] Infinoid [167/605] has challenged simple [483/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:58:25 is added to Infinoid's clock.
[05/24/11 16:42:20] simple [439/582] has challenged masklin [301/555] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:46:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/11 23:43:56] simple [308/582] has challenged squirrel [163/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:43:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/25/11 10:46:30] gipyelrah [290/937] has challenged simple [370/582] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:09:40 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[05/25/11 14:37:53] simple [229/582] has challenged nosklo [311/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:48 is added to simple's clock.
[05/25/11 17:45:10] simple [468/582] has challenged suterismus [601/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:09:42 is added to simple's clock.
[07/03/11 12:38:41] Woo [963/1153] has come upon simple [403/582] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:03:15 is removed from Woo's clock.
[07/03/11 14:20:55] Charris, ChiefRA, and Deltor [741/1492] have team battled simple, greycat, and LordFella [753/1422] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/11 16:18:41] toasty [289/339] has challenged simple [529/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to toasty's clock.
[07/04/11 17:37:43] Zap [86/294] has challenged simple [428/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Zap's clock.
[07/05/11 00:47:34] Grim, simple, and Deltor [2144/2145] have team battled ware, Charris, and slovdahl [317/1174] and won! 0 days, 13:37:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/11 18:32:45] simple [180/582] has challenged illuminata [57/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/06/11 04:18:53] simple, Zap, and Weasel [481/1288] have team battled Charris, Hydrogenum, and Root [1095/1641] and lost! 0 days, 03:59:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/11 13:12:25] seek [39/58] has challenged simple [372/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to seek's clock.
[07/06/11 21:19:16] ccx [287/423] has challenged simple [19/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from ccx's clock.
[07/06/11 21:19:16] ccx has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:02:50 is added to simple's clock.
[07/07/11 03:46:49] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:42 towards level 64.
[07/07/11 05:16:21] simple [192/582] has challenged LordFella [270/420] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to simple's clock.
[07/07/11 10:05:26] wakeupscreaming [268/371] has challenged simple [12/582] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[07/07/11 11:16:32] TimRiker, Ivvy, and Kylu [1016/1094] have team battled cybersystem, kork, and simple [1705/2188] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/11 12:14:22] greycat, toasty, and keeper_c [1989/2006] have team battled simple, vegadark, and felipe [250/1226] and won! 0 days, 00:19:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/11 12:24:25] vegadark [32/264] has come upon simple [168/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:34 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/08/11 21:49:44] gipyelrah [31/1090] has challenged simple [398/582] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:56 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[07/09/11 23:13:07] ElrondTheHorny, Skyy, and TimRiker [610/1614] have team battled Ciphohs5, simple, and suterismus [1197/2053] and lost! 0 days, 15:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/11 04:31:27] seek, Ivvy, and gipyelrah [1070/1614] have team battled simple, geck, and noother [99/1172] and won! 0 days, 02:17:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/11 05:57:14] gipyelrah [538/1093] has challenged simple [518/582] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:00:55 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[07/11/11 10:05:51] simple [391/582] has challenged TauPan [344/569] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:13:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/11 02:57:18] rww [3/67] has challenged simple [249/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to rww's clock.
[07/25/11 03:55:05] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:26:34 from level 65.
[07/25/11 09:34:59] DarkSiL [42/448] has challenged simple [352/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:29 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[07/25/11 10:35:09] simple [104/582] has challenged noother [2/315] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:25:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/11 16:35:52] simple [0/582] has come upon Skyy [233/781] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:51:14 is added to simple's clock.
[07/26/11 05:19:23] Dimwit [153/289] has challenged simple [328/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Dimwit's clock.
[07/26/11 20:42:34] sniegol [559/762] has challenged simple [576/582] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:38:33 is added to sniegol's clock.
[07/27/11 14:57:51] Ttech [519/828] has come upon simple [206/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:21:04 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/21/11 04:28:39] simple [457/582] has come upon sbp [722/825] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:55:23 is added to simple's clock.
[10/21/11 04:30:03] jbroome, felipe, and Ttech [1116/1702] have team battled Charris, BlastHardcheese, and simple [991/1404] and won! 0 days, 00:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/11 05:48:25] simple [198/582] has come upon Dungeon [203/332] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:38:04 is added to simple's clock.
[10/22/11 11:10:25] simple [371/582] has challenged BSDBlack [13/607] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:03:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/22/11 17:46:12] Juggaloon [81/897] has come upon simple [541/582] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:29:35 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[12/17/11 20:35:46] <death1024> [33/552] has challenged simple [421/582] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:20 is added to <death1024>'s clock.
[12/18/11 02:31:25] LordFella, kenyon, and Seadog [358/1422] have team battled ElectRo, yond, and simple [1275/2143] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/11 14:00:41] ty, simple, and Grim [247/1988] have team battled Rappy, ViolonC, and Kabaka [372/1256] and lost! 0 days, 13:39:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/11 17:28:22] suiside [449/1024] has come upon simple [504/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:44:25 is added to suiside's clock.
[12/21/11 15:30:42] simple [413/582] has come upon yond [1/418] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:44:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/11 02:31:00] simple [270/582] has come upon hoeq [58/377] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:23:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/11 04:52:54] simple [222/582] has come upon Weasel [647/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:54:28 is added to simple's clock.
[12/22/11 21:02:25] simple [388/582] has challenged Ciphohs5 [432/447] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:22:04 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/12 20:02:40] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:34:21 towards level 65.
[01/06/12 19:47:21] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:19 towards level 65.
[01/07/12 05:43:43] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:18:14 from level 65.
[01/07/12 12:30:28] Dan [0/202] has challenged simple [144/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Dan's clock.
[01/07/12 18:59:36] alexjs [248/511] has come upon simple [182/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:10 is removed from alexjs's clock.
[01/08/12 03:14:08] simple [106/590] has challenged kwiat [535/676] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:48:28 is added to simple's clock.
[01/08/12 12:22:56] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:22:59 from level 65.
[01/09/12 11:35:36] simple [537/590] has come upon [dmp] [376/645] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:32:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/12 20:31:05] Amontilado [32/40] has come upon simple [80/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Amontilado's clock.
[01/10/12 00:22:46] simple [140/590] has challenged brimstone [341/855] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:22:10 is added to simple's clock.
[01/10/12 18:44:59] Xander [576/688] has challenged simple [223/590] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from Xander's clock.
[08/09/12 09:13:07] simple [64/590] has challenged Preaux [140/636] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:54:00 is added to simple's clock.
[08/15/12 21:48:32] Sheudecai [346/375] has challenged simple [539/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:23:25 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[08/16/12 19:14:13] gipyelrah, lipek, sasquatc4, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/12 03:13:36] catfishpeanutbutterbbq, Reaper, and DeLorean [841/1890] have team battled KindOne, suiside, and simple [1493/2213] and lost! 0 days, 18:07:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/12 15:25:42] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:04:39 from level 65.
[08/17/12 20:30:49] simple [456/590] has come upon argus [745/797] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:30:05 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/12 20:50:54] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:17:36 towards level 65.
[08/17/12 20:52:43] Satoshi, noother, and Vostok [557/1689] have team battled simple, ccx, and Nolehte [244/1617] and won! 1 day, 16:05:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/12 08:52:20] NN2k [38/198] has challenged simple [255/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to NN2k's clock.
[08/18/12 10:08:57] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:56:02 from level 65.
[08/19/12 03:41:12] simple [534/590] has come upon Fluttershy [164/485] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:43:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/19/12 13:42:46] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:29:54 towards level 65.
[08/20/12 19:24:47] simple [53/590] has come upon SudoKing [129/296] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:23:34 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/12 23:31:53] ruan, NN2k, and vegadark [1214/2173] have team battled DryRoastedPeanut, simple, and vibhav [60/1212] and won! 0 days, 00:35:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/12 06:28:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 20:46:37 toward level 65.
[08/23/12 11:30:31] simple [138/590] has challenged keeper_c [1144/1303] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:00:55 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/12 12:51:37] fancybone, jbest, and Reaper [1418/1564] have team battled Ivvy, simple, and Tenorman [1784/2014] and lost! 0 days, 04:45:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/12 15:02:14] spiffytech [462/532] has challenged simple [366/590] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from spiffytech's clock.
[08/23/12 22:13:47] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:53:07 from level 65.
[08/24/12 19:37:42] Fluttershy [388/485] has challenged simple [356/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:41 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[08/25/12 05:13:24] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:19:52 towards level 65.
[08/27/12 06:14:17] davie [42/566] has come upon simple [505/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:06:25 is added to davie's clock.
[08/28/12 13:49:39] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:55 towards level 65.
[08/28/12 23:05:22] mamarley [626/670] has come upon simple [580/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:43 is removed from mamarley's clock.
[08/29/12 22:43:33] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:21 towards level 65.
[08/30/12 12:37:33] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:25:53 from level 65.
[08/31/12 05:50:34] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:18 towards level 65.
[09/01/12 01:48:18] simple [72/590] has challenged seek [261/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:49 is added to simple's clock.
[09/01/12 06:24:19] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:43 towards level 65.
[09/01/12 09:50:01] simple [174/590] has challenged Ttech [456/1100] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:46 is added to simple's clock.
[09/02/12 00:18:53] voltagex [45/181] has challenged simple [248/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to voltagex's clock.
[09/03/12 17:39:42] simple [579/590] has come upon seek [193/711] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:49:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/03/12 21:03:08] Grim [487/920] has challenged simple [146/590] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:08:52 is removed from Grim's clock.
[09/04/12 15:14:23] simple sharpened the edge of his weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/12 12:19:30] ReNDoM [65/467] has come upon simple [25/594] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:28:09 is removed from ReNDoM's clock.
[09/07/12 23:08:00] Ttech, Vostok, and exa [1527/2282] have team battled AngryParsley, simple, and LordFella [1353/1516] and won! 0 days, 21:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/12 09:33:56] simple [151/594] has come upon nhandler [495/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:03 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/12 12:04:48] avocado, Babar, and Alfie [1039/1737] have team battled simple, Ghostwolf, and noother [490/1869] and won! 0 days, 11:36:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/12 18:07:40] simple [417/594] has challenged vrillusions [295/988] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/12 17:11:53] simple [467/594] has challenged Hans.Wurst [354/408] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:45:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/12 19:17:37] simple [443/594] has challenged nikoJ [394/531] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:50:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/12/12 04:30:52] simple, SCSi, and nikoJ [1042/1590] have team battled Beavis, Juggaloon, and avocado [822/1896] and won! 0 days, 21:20:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/12 16:27:32] simple [231/594] has challenged davie [304/561] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:12:15 is added to simple's clock.
[09/14/12 16:36:33] Aldasa [60/138] has challenged simple [118/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to Aldasa's clock.
[09/15/12 00:37:17] simple [134/594] has come upon nosklo [265/568] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:45:59 is added to simple's clock.
[09/16/12 07:27:23] Dj_Dexter, greycat, and wakeupscreaming [788/1708] have team battled simple, oldmankdude, and Satoshi [450/1620] and won! 0 days, 03:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/12 02:18:09] simple [577/594] has come upon Cenhinen [130/749] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:48:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/17/12 02:49:40] Minun [308/541] has challenged simple [519/594] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Minun's clock.
[09/17/12 19:29:16] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:58:14 towards level 66.
[09/18/12 17:52:48] simple, Tenorman, and Osiux [232/1811] have team battled Icedream, spiffytech, and LordFella [758/1459] and lost! 1 day, 02:06:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/12 14:51:31] Rick_Olie [22/157] has challenged simple [289/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to Rick_Olie's clock.
[09/22/12 00:13:04] swhitt [165/467] has challenged simple [184/594] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to swhitt's clock.
[09/22/12 01:31:04] Zazie, SpamMage, and idleOne [206/1298] have team battled Jade, simple, and masklin [1313/2062] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/12 14:00:58] Lenny [120/937] has come upon simple [159/594] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:03:24 is added to Lenny's clock.
[09/22/12 14:23:49] simple [13/594] has challenged xec [152/158] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:39:46 is added to simple's clock.
[09/23/12 00:03:43] DryRoastedPeanut, elbows, and simple [753/1607] have team battled chadi, vrillusions, and Trienish [1935/2040] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/12 16:29:39] simple [461/594] has challenged tmberg [134/675] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:50:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/24/12 18:57:50] simple [213/594] has come upon Plasmastar [456/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:27:07 is added to simple's clock.
[09/24/12 23:48:30] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:39 towards level 66.
[09/25/12 06:40:54] simple [580/594] has challenged Wolf [237/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:15:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/26/12 01:28:06] simple [459/594] has come upon Alfie [446/509] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:07:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/26/12 10:45:33] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:50 towards level 66.
[09/29/12 00:31:02] sunrisewolf [136/486] has challenged simple [248/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to sunrisewolf's clock.
[09/29/12 10:15:10] mamarley, simple, and Andorin [1395/1548] have team battled King-Off-LTC, greycat, and sasaniak [467/1448] and won! 0 days, 17:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/12 21:00:28] simple [89/594] has come upon cirdan [444/1001] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:32:00 is added to simple's clock.
[10/01/12 06:11:59] simple [400/594] has challenged TheWing [441/529] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:30:24 is added to simple's clock.
[10/01/12 20:20:26] maaarghk [88/261] has challenged simple [533/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to maaarghk's clock.
[10/02/12 01:41:42] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:01:55 from level 66.
[10/02/12 14:19:05] simple [132/594] has challenged exa [478/668] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:03:08 is added to simple's clock.
[10/04/12 00:26:39] Ephur [27/839] has challenged simple [119/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:31 is added to Ephur's clock.
[10/04/12 08:37:41] simple [239/594] has come upon argus [440/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:32:45 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/13 20:02:45] simple [6/8] has challenged charitwo [229/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/13 20:38:02] simple [4/19] has challenged Godisme [464/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/13 23:17:41] argus, Dark-Fx, and grooverider [796/2343] have team battled c0de, SCSi, and simple [1191/1248] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/14 00:39:18] simple [61/81] has challenged jbroome [286/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/14 01:44:37] simple [0/93] has challenged Plasmastar [688/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/14 03:00:21] simple [36/103] has challenged Ulrich [94/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/14 07:45:57] simple [11/126] has challenged fester [319/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/14 12:24:00] simple [81/149] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [185/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/14 02:45:45] simple [150/169] has challenged [dmp] [622/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/14 13:19:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 00:33:37 toward level 25.
[01/02/14 13:38:39] simple [96/207] has challenged irix [684/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/14 14:20:35] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:22 towards level 26.
[01/02/14 20:42:20] simple [75/207] has challenged MontyZuma [657/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/14 23:02:03] Yankee, brentwalther, and aarontc [128/1769] have team battled Pici, simple, and Jareeta [533/1989] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 01:20:55] simple [177/207] has come upon Hydrogenum [919/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:41 is added to simple's clock.
[01/03/14 02:36:10] avocado [90/879] has come upon simple [2/207] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:56:59 is removed from avocado's clock.
[01/03/14 05:09:42] simple, grooverider, and Darky [411/1692] have team battled TauPan, fester, and jbroome [1110/1614] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 05:46:09] simple [89/207] has challenged BlastHardcheese [382/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to simple's clock.
[01/03/14 15:51:10] simple [117/215] has challenged rasputo [581/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to simple's clock.
[01/04/14 00:27:34] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:21 towards level 29.
[01/04/14 03:09:51] simple [110/247] has challenged Charris [241/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/14 13:13:28] simple [136/262] has challenged TROGDOR [206/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/14 04:34:27] simple [194/262] has challenged cirdan [458/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/14 22:39:57] simple [92/265] has challenged XJR-9 [271/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/14 10:57:53] simple [91/265] has come upon preflex [177/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:42 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/14 20:20:49] simple [188/266] has challenged Cenhinen [608/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to simple's clock.
[01/09/14 01:33:54] simple [164/266] has challenged Zett [338/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/10/14 13:29:52] simple [157/273] has challenged AngryParsley [861/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to simple's clock.
[01/11/14 02:22:59] kenyon, hoff, and Weedle [439/2105] have team battled simple, nb_ff, and CFSworks [26/1554] and won! 0 days, 00:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/14 12:01:53] simple [129/273] has come upon dwfreed [55/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:51:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/14 21:06:20] simple [129/315] has challenged Myrtti [210/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/14 07:58:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 01:33:41 toward level 37.
[01/13/14 08:50:41] simple [142/315] has challenged yond [322/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to simple's clock.
[01/14/14 11:39:44] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:12 towards level 38.
[01/15/14 03:22:10] simple [298/319] has challenged gylgamesh [279/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/15/14 06:23:56] simple [224/319] has come upon Eiam [153/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/16/14 08:16:38] idleOne [293/887] has challenged simple [121/319] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:11:10 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[01/16/14 10:49:18] simple [142/319] has come upon tsh [487/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:45 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/14 16:52:32] simple [101/319] has challenged kork [35/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/18/14 05:36:10] Avon [15/482] has come upon simple [67/319] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:57:22 is added to Avon's clock.
[01/18/14 06:34:12] Bearsgoroar [28/199] has challenged simple [305/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Bearsgoroar's clock.
[01/18/14 13:05:51] simple [229/319] has challenged teiresias [121/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/19/14 07:21:32] simple [106/319] has come upon Daft [216/260] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:35 is added to simple's clock.
[01/19/14 17:59:22] simple, Sheudecai, and Virtual [148/1559] have team battled Gundorf, jbroome, and mmhh [1356/1465] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/14 05:53:35] simple [330/332] has challenged Nayru [24/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/21/14 14:36:10] pants [99/473] has challenged simple [309/332] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to pants's clock.
[01/22/14 11:32:10] gipyelrah, zinya, FrodoTheHobbit, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/14 11:32:38] simple [238/332] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [335/998] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:06 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/14 14:47:37] simple [326/350] has challenged jose [331/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/14 19:56:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 16:03:55 toward level 43.
[01/23/14 20:12:32] simple, Weedle, and idisjunction [160/1416] have team battled yano, Fogel, and BlastHardcheese [232/2448] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/14 00:43:17] GeekySerperior, Reaper, and vegadark [422/1767] have team battled BlastHardcheese, simple, and Meetch_the_Bold [1423/1844] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/14 03:27:32] simple [205/356] has challenged ahmiq [660/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/14 14:38:05] iViLe, UndyingShadow, and Chenzw [948/1594] have team battled bigjay, Pici, and simple [254/1843] and won! 1 day, 21:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/14 00:29:10] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:02 from level 44.
[01/27/14 08:52:32] Meetch_the_Bold, Chenzw, and ajhgfa [70/1623] have team battled simple, Virtual, and Barry [755/1410] and lost! 0 days, 08:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/14 16:15:54] GilbertErik [340/380] has challenged simple [167/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[01/28/14 01:13:26] simple [70/360] has come upon Barry [107/229] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:09 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/14 22:32:47] simple [236/360] has come upon jmaugue [206/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:21:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/29/14 12:44:11] simple [68/360] has come upon avocado [469/879] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:45 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/14 21:36:57] OrranjJulius, Dark-Fx, and Myrtti [569/2177] have team battled gideonstar, Avon, and simple [46/1312] and won! 1 day, 12:06:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/14 12:00:42] simple [165/380] has challenged Pici [358/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to simple's clock.
[01/31/14 17:20:37] simple [14/380] has come upon fester [309/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:01 is added to simple's clock.
[02/01/14 01:53:24] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:31 towards level 45.
[02/02/14 07:56:06] Chenzw, irix, and simple [235/1755] have team battled [dmp], livinskull, and yasdorian [681/1909] and lost! 0 days, 10:14:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/14 09:10:52] simple [211/380] has come upon Pici [324/613] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:57 is added to simple's clock.
[02/04/14 07:18:10] simple [110/380] has come upon robot [176/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:36:39 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/14 04:14:01] Zaratustra [85/335] has challenged simple [326/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/05/14 10:05:10] simple [364/380] has come upon Harmjan [197/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/05/14 20:24:53] Kinsmir [3/569] has challenged simple [126/380] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:26:51 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[02/05/14 20:30:03] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:03 from level 45.
[02/06/14 16:00:25] simple [3/380] has challenged Tiamat [35/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/14 10:34:14] simple [327/380] has come upon idisjunction [354/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:52 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/14 10:40:19] Sheudecai [182/484] has challenged simple [306/380] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:08:35 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[02/08/14 17:15:58] simple [166/380] has come upon tiwake [809/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:10:26 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/14 18:02:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 04:14:55 toward level 46.
[02/10/14 05:46:25] simple [237/380] has come upon Sheudecai [29/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/11/14 00:58:31] simple [5/380] has challenged fester [410/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/14 06:50:50] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:52 towards level 47.
[02/13/14 10:12:13] simple [88/380] has challenged Meistarin [1/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/14 11:12:28] MadHatter [130/585] has challenged simple [108/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:46 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[02/14/14 06:21:40] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:01 towards level 47.
[02/14/14 06:26:11] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:04 towards level 47.
[02/14/14 11:46:00] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:45 towards level 47.
[02/15/14 04:44:47] aucg, cirdan, and ElectRo [2029/2744] have team battled Ulrich, addatoo, and simple [1052/1095] and won! 2 days, 02:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/14 09:23:05] Darky, ovf, and MartinBlank [594/1693] have team battled tsh, greycat, and simple [412/2085] and won! 0 days, 22:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/14 00:36:50] Noctolater [0/13] has challenged simple [360/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Noctolater's clock.
[02/17/14 05:43:29] simple [38/380] has challenged dwfreed [391/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:32 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/14 07:06:25] simple [49/405] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [228/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/14 14:35:18] Gizmokid2005, kork, and simple [691/1683] have team battled tmberg, pants, and zinya [550/1891] and won! 1 day, 13:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/14 03:12:29] Reaper [527/906] has come upon simple [133/405] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:44:18 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[02/19/14 12:36:57] simple [20/405] has come upon Meistarin [438/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:42 is added to simple's clock.
[02/19/14 21:58:20] simple [178/405] has challenged FrodoTheHobbit [523/772] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:26:10 is added to simple's clock.
[02/21/14 00:29:03] irix, Hydrogenum, and nb_ff [867/2371] have team battled ElectRo, simple, and Boohbah [942/2166] and lost! 4 days, 15:52:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/14 12:51:17] izzakk, TheRub, and SpamMage [19/1097] have team battled PoopChute, simple, and Fluttershy [287/1028] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/14 13:03:45] jeaye [59/241] has challenged simple [172/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to jeaye's clock.
[02/23/14 12:43:59] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:12 towards level 48.
[02/23/14 13:41:58] dxrt [161/819] has challenged simple [211/405] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:19 is added to dxrt's clock.
[02/23/14 14:17:57] XJR-9, Vostok, and kork [714/1678] have team battled simple, a1291762, and Kartoffelsuppe [744/979] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/14 18:43:16] Avon [504/706] has challenged simple [300/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:13:30 is removed from Avon's clock.
[02/24/14 10:45:35] Devrim [4/16] has challenged simple [200/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Devrim's clock.
[02/24/14 23:33:05] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:32 towards level 48.
[02/26/14 18:56:05] ovf, bigjay, gylgamesh, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/14 20:57:47] simple [211/405] has challenged desspugne [311/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/14 03:14:08] simple [151/405] has challenged a1291762 [6/340] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:40:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/14 15:17:19] simple [47/405] has challenged RedW [461/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:06 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/14 01:18:44] simple [51/405] has come upon Barry [312/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:41:49 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/14 07:06:20] simple [217/405] has come upon wakeupscreaming [913/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:46:18 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/14 11:33:07] simple [324/405] has challenged neuro [163/937] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:18:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/14 15:34:04] simple [178/405] has challenged a1291762 [40/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/14 20:35:18] Tenorman [224/757] has challenged simple [107/405] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:32:42 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/04/14 02:52:28] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:17 towards level 49.
[03/04/14 14:30:08] simple [355/405] has come upon h00k [308/872] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:21:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/14 06:29:02] yawgmoth [66/89] has challenged simple [290/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[03/05/14 21:14:31] q3k [109/217] has challenged simple [380/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to q3k's clock.
[03/06/14 01:12:20] Gizmokid2005, simple, and IdleMaster [153/1835] have team battled Boohbah, filinep, and Nathan [593/1515] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/14 08:31:28] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:47 towards level 49.
[03/06/14 12:38:29] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:37 towards level 49.
[03/06/14 15:48:37] simple [332/405] has come upon elf [478/827] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:41 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/14 19:35:29] simple [232/405] has come upon Boohbah [73/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/14 17:58:32] grooverider [597/936] has challenged simple [274/405] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:36:32 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/07/14 21:11:56] simple [25/423] has challenged rxcomm [501/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to simple's clock.
[03/09/14 19:56:58] simple [215/423] has come upon charitwo [71/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:19:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/14 02:52:51] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:39 towards level 50.
[03/10/14 06:13:05] simple [67/423] has challenged digitaldonk [153/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:56 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/14 11:54:32] simple [371/423] has come upon Fluttershy [433/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:44:40 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/14 21:05:33] prattmic [2/390] has challenged simple [240/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to prattmic's clock.
[03/14/14 08:41:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 13:53:27 toward level 50.
[03/14/14 12:17:59] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:08 towards level 50.
[03/15/14 05:43:56] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:46 from level 50.
[03/15/14 15:02:25] simple [255/423] has challenged kenyon [905/1035] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to simple's clock.
[03/15/14 20:41:58] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:49 towards level 51.
[03/16/14 05:50:36] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:00 towards level 51.
[03/17/14 08:25:27] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:30 towards level 51.
[03/17/14 11:57:21] simple [351/423] has challenged Xpktro [103/413] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/17/14 11:57:21] simple has dealt Xpktro a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:31:48 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[03/18/14 21:25:50] Reaper [505/927] has come upon simple [261/430] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:47:37 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[03/21/14 07:41:13] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:57 from level 51.
[03/22/14 02:56:17] STMelon, Grim, m0shbear, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/14 09:28:05] simple [278/430] has challenged gylgamesh [176/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:02:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/14 09:29:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 14:33:56 toward level 51.
[03/23/14 02:37:21] simple [265/430] has come upon grooverider [61/923] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:18:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/24/14 19:52:28] simple [239/430] has challenged blizgerg [574/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/14 23:44:18] RansomTime [474/623] has challenged simple [153/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:36:01 is removed from RansomTime's clock.
[03/25/14 20:55:32] Phobos [18/21] has challenged simple [301/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Phobos's clock.
[03/26/14 07:52:30] woonack [14/726] has challenged simple [48/430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/02/14 19:31:22] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:59 towards level 52.
[04/04/14 21:09:38] simple [40/430] has challenged Darky [145/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:57:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/04/14 22:20:40] tiwake, Krenz, and Stoertebeker [170/1731] have team battled Eksarion, ryushe, and simple [654/1594] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/14 08:52:15] Olaf [10/308] has challenged simple [329/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Olaf's clock.
[04/06/14 20:25:10] simple [173/430] has challenged jdpage [241/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:36:30 is added to simple's clock.
[04/07/14 11:04:46] Prometheus, MontyZuma, simple, and noother have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/14 19:34:41] CFSworks, agrajag, and neurospex [721/2033] have team battled grooverider, simple, and Avon [1147/2083] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/14 01:34:41] suterismus [585/1257] has challenged simple [398/430] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:45:05 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/08/14 03:18:08] ruan [410/903] has come upon simple [367/430] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:14:25 is removed from ruan's clock.
[04/08/14 23:16:50] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:09 from level 52.
[04/10/14 02:04:01] IoP [57/110] has challenged simple [41/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:53 is removed from IoP's clock.
[04/10/14 11:25:41] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:59 towards level 52.
[04/10/14 16:17:54] simple [283/430] has challenged Nathan [625/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:10 is added to simple's clock.
[04/10/14 23:53:27] simple [200/430] has come upon SiliticX [87/291] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/12/14 03:26:37] simple [127/430] has challenged Bombur [999/1150] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:25 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/14 17:30:05] simple [287/430] has challenged aucg [662/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:47 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/14 23:31:39] simple [183/430] has challenged MadHatter [30/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/15/14 07:13:13] simple [57/430] has challenged Cypher [38/391] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/15/14 08:52:18] simple [62/430] has come upon greycat [607/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:29:59 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/14 00:17:51] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:08 towards level 53.
[04/16/14 05:18:22] mjh [39/255] has challenged simple [353/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to mjh's clock.
[04/18/14 06:08:30] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:08 towards level 53.
[04/18/14 14:12:55] simple [148/434] has come upon dxrt [209/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:53:52 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/14 13:11:22] simple [368/434] has challenged Chosi [125/209] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/19/14 15:23:57] Nofew, simple, and Birdbones [533/1677] have team battled Ardetus, Furry, and filinep [70/1131] and won! 0 days, 05:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/14 20:49:12] simple [217/434] has come upon prattmic [157/400] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:39:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/22/14 10:09:37] simple, Meistarin, and Nyton [876/1484] have team battled Prometheus, Lenny, and Ardetus [1256/2120] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/14 06:57:08] simple [131/434] has come upon lipek [793/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:14:59 is added to simple's clock.
[04/24/14 23:27:18] pants, woonack, and mthw [1769/1878] have team battled brendan, simple, and Pranker [902/1284] and won! 0 days, 07:28:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/14 22:51:39] XenGi [706/1168] has challenged simple [208/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:46:25 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[04/27/14 11:48:47] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:58 towards level 53.
[04/28/14 20:35:46] yano, Fede, and Meistarin [958/2208] have team battled CornFly, simple, and prattmic [726/1304] and won! 0 days, 06:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/14 21:32:24] simple [249/434] has challenged jmaugue [163/375] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/14 16:27:29] simple [106/434] has come upon Doctor [240/527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:55:40 is added to simple's clock.
[04/30/14 18:51:55] simple, Kabaka, and junktext [373/1619] have team battled Cameron_D, pikochuu, and Kinsmir [681/1758] and lost! 1 day, 07:24:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/14 23:13:04] simple [84/437] has come upon BlastHardcheese [184/924] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:04:24 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/14 18:28:31] simple [138/437] has challenged Killerkid [270/577] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:58:09 is added to simple's clock.
[05/02/14 14:50:58] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:58 towards level 54.
[05/03/14 03:37:24] simple [219/437] has challenged bigjay [680/731] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:52:04 is added to simple's clock.
[05/16/14 10:02:54] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:34 towards level 54.
[05/17/14 07:55:14] clonak, jose, and simple [1140/1744] have team battled ozatomic, yasdorian, and Mikaela [1370/1406] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/14 13:20:53] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:02 towards level 54.
[05/20/14 18:42:01] simple [298/437] has challenged r00f [186/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/21/14 04:47:15] simple slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/21/14 09:48:50] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:57 towards level 54.
[05/21/14 17:50:31] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:00 towards level 54.
[05/21/14 19:06:10] brendan, bairyn, and gipyelrah [496/1917] have team battled prattmic, argus, and simple [28/1640] and won! 0 days, 20:05:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/14 20:13:56] simple [35/433] has come upon Puff [68/70] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:17:26 is added to simple's clock.
[05/22/14 00:07:52] Virtual, XJR-9, and Nathan [2167/2294] have team battled simple, neurospex, and charitwo [1396/1995] and won! 0 days, 03:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/14 01:22:17] SkyLlama [114/144] has challenged simple [148/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to SkyLlama's clock.
[05/23/14 04:47:03] simple [280/433] has come upon charitwo [480/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:29 is added to simple's clock.
[05/23/14 13:01:10] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:21 towards level 54.
[05/23/14 21:48:12] shufflekickkick [94/152] has challenged simple [206/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to shufflekickkick's clock.
[05/23/14 23:48:48] Yankee, simple, and yasdorian [308/1737] have team battled KennyG, IoP, and Kronos [348/1041] and lost! 0 days, 22:05:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/14 05:11:10] Cypher, Kronos, and RedW [1689/1699] have team battled pfoley, Jareeta, and simple [1087/2110] and won! 0 days, 10:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/14 22:11:58] simple [264/433] has challenged eyes [76/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/25/14 02:25:38] Simie, naw, and dxrt [210/2095] have team battled Darky, simple, and Doctor [148/1556] and won! 0 days, 03:03:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/14 10:07:24] simple [226/433] has come upon brendan [274/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:14 is added to simple's clock.
[05/26/14 11:20:36] simple [253/433] has come upon naw [44/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:50:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/14 11:23:04] simple [423/433] has come upon Weedle [321/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:52:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/14 06:28:43] simple [29/433] has challenged Spazturtle [587/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/27/14 13:00:51] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:44 towards level 54.
[05/28/14 20:38:35] simple [154/433] has come upon G33KY [209/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/28/14 21:40:47] simple [44/433] has challenged prime [442/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:01 is added to simple's clock.
[05/28/14 22:42:15] simple [220/444] has challenged naori [399/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to simple's clock.
[05/30/14 04:08:50] simple reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/14 16:54:09] simple [304/448] has challenged Pranker [477/502] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:51:34 is added to simple's clock.
[05/31/14 15:43:05] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:47:07 from level 55.
[05/31/14 23:03:19] Nathan [189/498] has challenged simple [240/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:41:37 is added to Nathan's clock.
[07/24/14 20:16:34] kenyon, kensington, and idisjunction [457/2030] have team battled elf, simple, and yasdorian [398/1913] and won! 0 days, 05:07:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/14 01:42:15] Neo [0/1] has challenged simple [121/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Neo's clock.
[07/25/14 12:27:57] simple [5/448] has come upon Revi [67/164] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:11:37 is added to simple's clock.
[07/25/14 16:10:28] Cypher, garthog, and goThic [253/883] have team battled Gunther, Ennd, and simple [590/994] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/14 03:03:51] yano [499/1068] has challenged simple [143/448] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:35:33 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/26/14 09:33:32] Kabaka, mthw, and Adar [433/1774] have team battled Tudor, simple, and Cypher [612/1167] and lost! 3 days, 07:13:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/14 00:24:33] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:10:05 from level 55.
[07/27/14 11:44:52] Nullestia [38/156] has challenged simple [371/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Nullestia's clock.
[07/27/14 13:06:07] ArielSharon [54/244] has challenged simple [347/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to ArielSharon's clock.
[07/27/14 13:19:05] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:41 towards level 55.
[07/28/14 00:40:22] simple [367/448] has come upon Tenorman [718/770] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:25:38 is added to simple's clock.
[07/28/14 13:51:50] pixelate [71/220] has challenged simple [146/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to pixelate's clock.
[07/28/14 21:35:26] Pici, lipek, and Diesel [1410/1907] have team battled simple, Gunther, and Rarity [150/1079] and won! 0 days, 00:53:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/14 17:49:12] garthog, simple, and pekster [26/1080] have team battled Kabaka, Wayneoween, and dxrt [1125/2011] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/14 05:12:51] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:37 towards level 55.
[07/30/14 07:57:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 00:35:19 toward level 55.
[07/31/14 17:14:51] luv [288/435] has come upon simple [52/448] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:42 is removed from luv's clock.
[07/31/14 18:33:12] simple, Wayneoween, and brimstone [704/1393] have team battled MetaNova, kenyon, and Cooter [1633/1737] and lost! 1 day, 02:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/14 06:48:43] simple [142/448] has challenged zid [159/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:40 is added to simple's clock.
[08/02/14 14:13:29] rww [44/204] has challenged simple [319/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to rww's clock.
[08/03/14 08:29:55] bl4ckscor3 [96/225] has challenged simple [427/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/03/14 09:24:15] Vostok, Gunther, and pants [462/1682] have team battled seek, jeaye, and simple [497/1713] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/14 08:01:55] gideonstar [9/678] has challenged simple [9/448] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:41:32 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[08/04/14 16:58:45] DeletedTwice [254/399] has challenged simple [160/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from DeletedTwice's clock.
[08/07/14 00:58:04] godog [73/193] has challenged simple [343/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to godog's clock.
[08/07/14 10:32:03] Hobbes [251/273] has challenged simple [105/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from Hobbes's clock.
[08/08/14 23:55:20] simple [51/448] has come upon Jens [668/815] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:48:37 is added to simple's clock.
[08/09/14 11:35:56] simple [48/448] has challenged vegadark [146/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:41:58 is added to simple's clock.
[08/09/14 13:59:07] simple, Zarthus, and Revi [453/1432] have team battled Ttech, TheRub, and h00k [1916/2500] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/14 02:57:02] SpamMage, SchrodingersScat, and sjefen6 [1195/1827] have team battled PiotrekD, simple, and neurospex [347/2093] and won! 0 days, 11:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/14 10:43:01] simple, Adar, and honkybonky [765/1365] have team battled clonak, ElectRo, and mostlybadfly [1062/2116] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/14 14:03:53] dyreshark [1/40] has challenged simple [320/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to dyreshark's clock.
[08/12/14 15:56:21] simple sharpened the edge of his weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/14 04:53:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 01:38:29 toward level 55.
[08/14/14 00:06:33] simple [108/451] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [230/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:52:33 is added to simple's clock.
[08/15/14 21:19:39] aucg [142/700] has challenged simple [311/451] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:44 is added to aucg's clock.
[08/19/14 10:19:21] simple [144/451] has challenged rasputo [651/1087] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:36:57 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/14 00:22:57] simple [360/451] has challenged Sixbierehomme [147/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:34:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/20/14 23:12:25] simple [291/451] has come upon jmaugue [242/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:17:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/21/14 05:46:43] simple [26/451] has come upon zid [34/439] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:49:13 is added to simple's clock.
[08/22/14 00:42:50] Cooter, pixelate, and rmbell.the.great [426/1310] have team battled IdleMaster, simple, and SpamMage [19/1558] and won! 0 days, 02:47:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/14 10:37:09] simple, Birdbones, and Toagac [1318/2033] have team battled dindinx, Str1ngS, and G33KY [58/1454] and won! 0 days, 15:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/14 20:17:03] cxz, dindinx, and simple [612/1286] have team battled AngryParsley, idleOne, and dxrt [2014/2642] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/14 07:32:51] ShadowE989 [175/267] has challenged simple [165/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from ShadowE989's clock.
[08/23/14 10:44:20] simple [131/451] has challenged pipework [154/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:03:21 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/14 21:47:20] Babar [288/887] has challenged simple [360/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:19 is added to Babar's clock.
[08/24/14 23:15:38] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:25 from level 55.
[08/25/14 20:12:43] simple [130/451] has challenged droogie [599/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/14 21:04:53] rmbell.the.great [81/733] has come upon simple [162/451] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:58:34 is added to rmbell.the.great's clock.
[08/26/14 08:23:54] cudaman73 [13/312] has challenged simple [275/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to cudaman73's clock.
[08/27/14 09:39:55] simple [229/451] has come upon Cooter [18/324] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:50:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/14 11:13:50] simple [394/451] has challenged jmaugue [187/378] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:45:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/14 17:20:42] simple [230/451] has come upon allo [71/839] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:06:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/14 22:17:00] pants [285/504] has challenged simple [26/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:09:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/28/14 12:05:45] simple [207/451] has come upon Gunther [209/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:04 is added to simple's clock.
[08/28/14 16:22:16] yond [233/849] has challenged simple [53/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:15 is removed from yond's clock.
[08/29/14 03:26:06] FrodoTheHobbit [41/797] has come upon simple [358/451] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:52:42 is added to FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[08/29/14 19:32:53] simple [35/451] has challenged suterismus [446/1253] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:50:21 is added to simple's clock.
[08/29/14 20:33:11] simple [162/451] has challenged Boohbah [148/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:13:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/30/14 01:11:00] simple [328/451] has come upon Rarity [91/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:13:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/30/14 06:12:51] pipework [301/352] has challenged simple [51/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from pipework's clock.
[08/30/14 07:37:57] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:46 towards level 56.
[08/30/14 10:37:31] zid [317/454] has challenged simple [103/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:06:01 is removed from zid's clock.
[08/30/14 10:37:31] zid has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:42:16 is added to simple's clock.
[08/30/14 11:49:56] simple, rww, and Str1ngS [185/1202] have team battled yasdorian, paklido, and Tenorman [945/1979] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/14 06:42:59] simple [97/451] has challenged Sixbierehomme [150/330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:29:10 is added to simple's clock.
[09/01/14 01:48:21] simple [442/451] has challenged yawgmoth [15/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/02/14 11:18:02] simple [394/451] has come upon woonack [744/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:44 is added to simple's clock.
[09/02/14 14:03:58] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:39 from level 56.
[09/03/14 14:07:33] irix [709/853] has challenged simple [271/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:54:11 is removed from irix's clock.
[09/04/14 10:59:45] Nayru [416/474] has come upon simple [203/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:32 is removed from Nayru's clock.
[09/04/14 16:31:53] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:50 towards level 56.
[09/05/14 08:03:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 12:32:42 toward level 56.
[09/05/14 13:27:51] godog [30/343] has challenged simple [20/451] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from godog's clock.
[09/06/14 17:06:13] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:24 towards level 56.
[09/06/14 20:48:02] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/14 21:03:24] simple [43/442] has come upon sbp [755/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:53 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/14 22:01:05] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:50 towards level 56.
[09/08/14 04:18:09] uber [105/239] has come upon simple [260/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:36 is added to uber's clock.
[09/08/14 04:53:19] simple [345/471] has challenged Boohbah [315/412] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/14 05:52:58] simple [442/471] has come upon Cameron_D [278/970] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:00:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/14 21:32:30] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:03 towards level 57.
[09/10/14 10:20:41] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:57:20 from level 57.
[09/11/14 09:35:29] s3l4ct [1/7] has challenged simple [236/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to s3l4ct's clock.
[09/11/14 22:29:53] Adar, Cameron_D, and jacobs471 [1300/1807] have team battled Agent86, sasaniak, and simple [853/1557] and won! 0 days, 00:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/14 00:21:07] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:35:14 towards level 57.
[09/12/14 02:31:39] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:12:47 towards level 57.
[09/12/14 08:49:33] jacobs471 [45/69] has come upon simple [147/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:53 is added to jacobs471's clock.
[09/12/14 14:42:29] phy1729 [237/259] has challenged simple [244/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to phy1729's clock.
[09/13/14 05:41:05] ryushe [403/906] has challenged simple [337/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:23:39 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[09/13/14 23:46:31] simple [227/471] has challenged suterismus [946/1191] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:58:39 is added to simple's clock.
[09/14/14 06:27:57] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:15:32 from level 57.
[09/15/14 00:15:32] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:01:40 from level 57.
[09/15/14 20:59:34] kenyon [258/1033] has challenged simple [358/471] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:20:28 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/16/14 05:28:01] dyreshark, gideonstar, and Flynn [928/1446] have team battled simple, Charris, and mostlybadfly [1017/1268] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/14 18:21:23] Cenhinen, CornFly, and Gunther [766/1481] have team battled simple, digitaldonk, and VonGuard [898/1803] and lost! 0 days, 22:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 14:26:03] digitaldonk, argus, and AngryParsley [948/2703] have team battled Sir_Lemming, simple, and phy1729 [552/1314] and won! 0 days, 13:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/14 05:17:49] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:05 towards level 57.
[09/19/14 19:50:40] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:37 from level 57.
[09/20/14 05:31:35] simple [165/471] has challenged Ennd [355/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:24 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/14 01:15:53] Doctor [271/552] has come upon simple [327/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:39 is added to Doctor's clock.
[09/21/14 04:33:24] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:25 towards level 57.
[09/21/14 09:14:18] lipek [169/1008] has come upon simple [91/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:22:19 is removed from lipek's clock.
[09/21/14 09:49:53] simple [155/471] has come upon allo [50/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:18:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/22/14 05:44:07] theblazehen [3/58] has challenged simple [450/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to theblazehen's clock.
[09/22/14 06:52:30] SlowRiot [120/161] has challenged simple [398/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[09/22/14 11:16:56] theblazehen, Cysioland, and Wayneoween [880/1057] have team battled Killerkid, brian448, and simple [683/1302] and won! 0 days, 00:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/14 11:37:30] Sir_Mobber [53/230] has challenged simple [306/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Sir_Mobber's clock.
[09/22/14 23:06:33] Str1ngS, arachnist, and Vegitha [1233/1358] have team battled simple, paklido, and IdleMaster [1076/1477] and won! 0 days, 07:15:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 09:32:07] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:30 towards level 57.
[09/24/14 12:06:21] kensington [205/457] has come upon simple [87/471] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:39:36 is removed from kensington's clock.
[09/24/14 20:06:57] Cypher [349/566] has challenged simple [102/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/24/14 22:37:40] simple broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:06 from level 57.
[09/26/14 11:56:56] Krenz, Totengeist, and simple [1309/1654] have team battled SCSi, Ennd, and Derpy [1332/1845] and lost! 0 days, 11:29:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/14 18:55:39] Yankee [429/700] has challenged simple [165/471] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[09/29/14 15:19:45] simple [439/471] has challenged zinya [492/688] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to simple's clock.
[09/30/14 11:54:57] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:54 towards level 58.
[09/30/14 16:15:58] simple [343/471] has come upon pants [478/504] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:49:12 is added to simple's clock.
[10/01/14 07:00:23] SCSi, simple, and CornFly [1549/1649] have team battled m0shbear, PiotrekD, and h00k [1292/2469] and won! 2 days, 18:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/14 22:54:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 13:59:46 toward level 58.
[10/02/14 09:19:54] SpamMage [107/650] has challenged simple [191/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:58 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[10/02/14 13:11:18] dyreshark [10/301] has come upon simple [86/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:56:11 is added to dyreshark's clock.
[10/03/14 04:44:43] fattrat, gravis, and simple [992/1363] have team battled Wayneoween, SpamMage, and AKBlindy [1097/1800] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/14 09:52:13] simple [116/471] has come upon elf [214/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:08:47 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/14 17:00:51] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:27 towards level 58.
[10/05/14 17:40:53] Agent86 [214/433] has challenged simple [133/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:14:25 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[10/06/14 04:41:16] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:52 from level 58.
[10/08/14 19:54:48] simple [185/471] has come upon Str1ngS [160/398] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:44:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/10/14 00:48:14] brendan, greycat, and aarontc [700/1873] have team battled Skidel, simple, and nfsnobody [551/1302] and won! 3 days, 21:57:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/14 02:12:47] yawgmoth [349/520] has challenged simple [425/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:25:10 is added to yawgmoth's clock.
[10/10/14 02:30:19] Rarity [336/504] has challenged simple [331/476] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[10/10/14 12:30:17] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:40:24 from level 58.
[10/10/14 15:22:35] L235 [83/354] has come upon simple [361/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:27 is added to L235's clock.
[10/11/14 18:15:51] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:10 towards level 58.
[10/12/14 18:11:59] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:08:26 from level 58.
[10/12/14 21:34:44] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:47 towards level 58.
[10/12/14 21:56:14] simple [165/481] has come upon CFSworks [27/731] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:44:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/14/14 22:27:25] w3stside, Sixbierehomme, and nfsnobody [564/1253] have team battled sedrik, simple, and pixelate [34/1340] and won! 0 days, 03:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/14 09:10:39] c0de [400/615] has challenged simple [378/481] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from c0de's clock.
[10/15/14 11:02:52] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:35 towards level 58.
[10/15/14 12:04:42] simple [216/481] has come upon w3stside [75/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:11:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/15/14 17:45:55] yasdorian, Kartoffelsuppe, and kenyon [1459/2204] have team battled simple, MontyZuma, and Nayru [575/1852] and won! 0 days, 21:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/14 02:58:51] Kinsmir [285/586] has challenged simple [177/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:13:33 is removed from Kinsmir's clock.
[10/16/14 08:00:32] simple [37/481] has challenged Charris [113/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:58 is added to simple's clock.
[10/16/14 09:00:54] simple [344/481] has challenged a1291762 [613/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:05:59 is added to simple's clock.
[10/16/14 11:55:32] Babar, aarontc, and vegadark [866/1934] have team battled simple, h00k, and Troxa [608/1831] and won! 3 days, 15:11:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/14 03:06:44] simple [7/481] has challenged Hydrogenum [154/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:44 is added to simple's clock.
[10/17/14 19:55:14] Darky [243/609] has come upon simple [459/481] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:52 is added to Darky's clock.
[10/18/14 00:13:46] simple [92/481] has challenged Agent86 [324/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:00:36 is added to simple's clock.
[10/18/14 17:00:50] simple, Nayru, yasdorian, and Simie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/14 03:42:06] classicBastid [234/261] has challenged simple [392/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to classicBastid's clock.
[10/19/14 16:54:54] Apollo [22/215] has challenged simple [2/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Apollo's clock.
[10/20/14 02:08:19] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:50 towards level 58.
[10/21/14 01:48:40] zbart [268/533] has come upon simple [188/481] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:50 is removed from zbart's clock.
[10/21/14 10:51:21] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:34 towards level 58.
[10/22/14 16:15:24] nexxy [57/387] has challenged simple [121/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to nexxy's clock.
[10/23/14 14:58:57] simple [385/488] has challenged identd [6/247] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:54:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/23/14 14:58:57] simple has dealt identd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:28:25 is added to identd's clock.
[10/25/14 14:25:36] clearcasting [90/178] has challenged simple [461/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[10/26/14 21:30:45] simple [450/488] has come upon andrewhuntley [95/378] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:24:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/29/14 19:22:22] andrewhuntley [8/378] has challenged simple [162/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to andrewhuntley's clock.
[10/30/14 21:52:56] allo [430/490] has challenged simple [147/488] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:53:37 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/31/14 10:52:23] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:29 towards level 59.
[11/01/14 00:35:35] simple, droogie, and yano [885/2235] have team battled aucg, Kinsmir, and gipyelrah [1989/2191] and lost! 1 day, 06:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/14 13:03:55] simple [7/488] has come upon bairyn [273/512] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:21:59 is added to simple's clock.
[11/01/14 14:35:33] ph00ktastic [3/95] has challenged simple [41/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to ph00ktastic's clock.
[11/01/14 23:07:20] simple [93/488] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [414/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:41:28 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/14 13:11:45] Birdbones [160/868] has challenged simple [66/488] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:48:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[11/02/14 18:45:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 14 days, 19:58:11 toward level 59.
[11/03/14 06:58:55] greycat, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and simple [1832/2366] have team battled neurospex, idisjunction, and identd [139/2176] and won! 2 days, 07:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 11:06:28] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:05 towards level 59.
[11/03/14 22:21:42] simple [3/488] has challenged CRowen [123/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:10:05 is added to simple's clock.
[11/04/14 22:29:12] simple [106/488] has challenged Agent86 [178/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:04 is added to simple's clock.
[11/05/14 14:00:10] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:13 from level 59.
[11/06/14 01:37:59] neurospex [158/1033] has challenged simple [186/496] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:29:20 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/07/14 15:31:32] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:30 from level 59.
[11/07/14 19:07:17] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:54 towards level 59.
[11/07/14 23:26:39] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:05 towards level 59.
[11/08/14 16:01:35] jeaye [224/579] has come upon simple [122/496] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:51:24 is removed from jeaye's clock.
[11/09/14 02:45:31] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:57 towards level 59.
[11/10/14 21:26:37] kaplejon [371/444] has come upon simple [303/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:36:54 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[11/11/14 01:03:58] pfoley, naw, and simple [1446/1690] have team battled kork, ruan, and Sir_Lemming [808/1918] and won! 0 days, 13:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/14 18:50:16] igorastds [37/83] has challenged simple [18/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:38 is removed from igorastds's clock.
[11/12/14 15:22:28] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:34 towards level 59.
[11/13/14 12:58:40] simple, Plasmastar, and twohlix [693/1458] have team battled MontyZuma, Doctor, and Jeran [899/2235] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/14 16:07:46] simple [0/496] has come upon swhitt [544/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:49 is added to simple's clock.
[11/14/14 05:49:12] simple [318/496] has challenged Vargink [3/561] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:04:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/14/14 06:49:33] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:38 towards level 60.
[11/15/14 10:30:56] simple left his weapon out in the rain to rust! simple's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/14 10:59:52] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:19:25 towards level 60.
[11/16/14 02:56:00] pixelate [57/532] has challenged simple [17/492] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:37:13 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[11/16/14 07:57:30] simple [459/492] has challenged Sturmvogel [406/415] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:30:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/16/14 11:19:23] neurospex [769/1039] has come upon simple [141/492] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:25:45 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/17/14 12:57:10] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:51 towards level 60.
[11/17/14 14:58:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 7 days, 22:09:10 toward level 60.
[11/17/14 23:09:40] simple [38/492] has challenged argus [57/786] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:35:19 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/14 11:47:14] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:05 towards level 60.
[11/19/14 03:28:45] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:27 towards level 60.
[11/19/14 04:09:23] simple [489/492] has come upon Barry [472/573] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:01:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/19/14 04:09:23] simple has dealt Barry a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:28:45 is added to Barry's clock.
[11/19/14 20:05:08] Cypher, ryushe, and simple [128/1981] have team battled Andries, Curlybear, and Hydrogenum [1432/1830] and lost! 0 days, 12:32:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/14 08:30:40] discopig [143/363] has come upon simple [378/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:42 is added to discopig's clock.
[11/20/14 19:57:45] simple [342/492] has come upon Str1ngS [182/392] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:50:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/14 19:57:45] simple has dealt Str1ngS a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:15:44 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[11/22/14 02:21:48] simple, IdleMaster, and neurospex [377/1917] have team battled Plasmastar, kaplejon, and Zaratustra [487/1500] and lost! 0 days, 18:32:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/14 17:45:54] woonack [592/751] has challenged simple [203/492] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:18:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/14 17:45:54] woonack has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:55:32 is added to simple's clock.
[11/23/14 16:53:02] simple [349/500] has challenged Darky [437/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:38:08 is added to simple's clock.
[11/25/14 17:40:12] EvilSoul [218/351] has challenged simple [112/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from EvilSoul's clock.
[11/26/14 17:50:27] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:40 towards level 60.
[11/27/14 11:05:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 21:41:11 toward level 60.
[11/27/14 17:41:24] BrrZ [92/191] has challenged simple [97/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to BrrZ's clock.
[11/28/14 20:32:23] simple [159/505] has challenged Pranker [62/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/14 00:47:51] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:55 towards level 60.
[11/30/14 14:46:01] sjefen6 [308/402] has challenged simple [5/505] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:51:33 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/30/14 17:44:18] pekster [380/501] has come upon simple [434/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:21 is added to pekster's clock.
[11/30/14 22:17:08] simple [105/505] has challenged Sir_Mobber [25/521] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:07:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/03/14 01:35:47] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:36:46 towards level 61.
[12/03/14 20:28:17] MontyZuma [703/889] has come upon simple [26/505] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:51:51 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[12/03/14 20:28:17] MontyZuma has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:36:18 is added to simple's clock.
[12/03/14 22:11:54] simple [306/505] has challenged Kyree [6/418] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:43:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/04/14 18:18:25] simple [478/505] has challenged Danthemandoo [325/534] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:09:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/05/14 01:20:38] simple [132/505] has challenged VonGuard [381/628] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:37:20 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/14 16:37:57] simple, MetaNova, and Soappy [1412/1504] have team battled brentwalther, TauPan, and greycat [1797/2037] and lost! 0 days, 17:44:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/14 08:28:48] SpamMage [126/624] has come upon simple [226/505] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:49:31 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[12/07/14 11:39:22] simple [303/505] has challenged Andries [409/466] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:42:45 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/14 10:15:00] simple [83/505] has come upon CRowen [190/432] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:27:02 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/14 12:53:53] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:15:10 towards level 61.
[12/08/14 19:43:43] reim, simple, and Str1ngS [1046/1321] have team battled Birdbones, Jeran, and Kyree [1387/1854] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/14 03:40:15] simple [69/505] has come upon Agent86 [254/586] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:38:12 is added to simple's clock.
[12/09/14 13:19:06] honkybonky, benonsoftware, and simple [903/1639] have team battled tmberg, suterismus, and argus [2211/2879] and lost! 1 day, 19:33:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/14 14:53:08] Egypt [218/266] has challenged simple [314/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to Egypt's clock.
[12/09/14 18:57:13] simple [384/505] has challenged MetaNova [91/613] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:16:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/09/14 18:59:05] ChasedSpade, TehKitti, and Bokkie [32/1400] have team battled tmberg, simple, and LordH [727/1632] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/14 04:00:12] simple [206/505] has challenged nexxy [155/427] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:40:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/10/14 10:07:04] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:45 towards level 61.
[12/11/14 20:02:18] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:54:27 towards level 61.
[12/12/14 16:19:48] simple [206/505] has challenged twohlix [325/520] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:54:26 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/14 12:25:24] simple [311/505] has come upon keeper_c [77/1019] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:18:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/13/14 14:11:22] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:31 towards level 61.
[12/14/14 11:34:02] simple [189/505] has challenged kaplejon [79/488] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:39:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/16/14 03:49:02] simple, tmberg, and filinep [943/1835] have team battled Doctor, edo, and VonGuard [124/1849] and won! 1 day, 20:36:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/14 20:27:37] simple, neo, Majak, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/14 08:10:23] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:17 from level 61.
[12/17/14 20:51:06] idleOne [486/905] has come upon simple [179/505] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:44:22 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[12/18/14 06:00:15] Zaratustra [279/565] has come upon simple [333/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:24:16 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/18/14 18:12:59] simple, CornFly, and Adar [1191/1779] have team battled MadHatter, NightExcessive, and mthw [804/1532] and won! 0 days, 11:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 20:08:08] gravis [353/528] has challenged simple [118/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:41:06 is removed from gravis's clock.
[12/22/14 09:46:24] Cameron_D, simple, and Weedle [2014/2216] have team battled Misza, Zanoab, and TheRub [1044/1176] and won! 0 days, 17:47:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/14 02:14:27] Ladon [314/417] has challenged simple [208/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[12/24/14 09:20:30] Doctor, simple, and charitwo [48/1800] have team battled brentwalther, double, and mthw [430/2083] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 11:17:50] Satoshi, Lenny, and kaplejon [1795/2342] have team battled simple, godog, and Hydrogenum [1588/1892] and won! 0 days, 11:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/14 09:22:46] kaplejon [201/488] has challenged simple [127/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:15 is removed from kaplejon's clock.
[12/25/14 16:13:19] simple [189/505] has challenged paklido [126/681] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/25/14 19:14:55] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:16 towards level 62.
[12/27/14 14:24:10] dindinx, Eksarion, and Andries [675/1669] have team battled Zaratustra, L235, and simple [628/1466] and won! 1 day, 02:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 21:24:33] simple [113/505] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [795/1025] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:03:57 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/14 20:43:28] simple [27/505] has come upon Soappy [49/380] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:14:29 is added to simple's clock.
[12/30/14 03:07:19] Mega-M [342/352] has challenged simple [22/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from Mega-M's clock.
[12/30/14 08:04:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 17:38:37 toward level 62.
[12/30/14 13:45:42] simple [157/505] has challenged Ed [34/486] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:07:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/14 19:47:53] Valkor [578/893] has challenged simple [410/505] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:43:31 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[12/31/14 14:34:35] simple [88/505] has come upon r00f [51/417] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:05:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/01/15 11:05:42] Alfie, Tenorman, and SchrodingersScat [1623/2034] have team battled tmberg, simple, and kaplejon [1357/1878] and won! 0 days, 03:09:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/15 12:18:06] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:35 towards level 62.
[01/02/15 15:00:25] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:54 towards level 62.
[01/02/15 19:38:41] twohlix, Plasmastar, and NightExcessive [528/1568] have team battled Pici, simple, and Curlybear [10/1768] and won! 0 days, 07:13:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/15 13:54:10] verrbot [450/498] has come upon simple [284/505] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:03:52 is removed from verrbot's clock.
[01/06/15 16:39:21] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:11 towards level 62.
[01/08/15 05:06:47] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:34 towards level 62.
[01/08/15 07:35:19] Fluttershy [559/725] has come upon simple [47/505] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:33:20 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[01/08/15 15:09:08] simple [481/505] has challenged clearcasting [131/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:00:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/15 16:08:06] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:58:51 towards level 62.
[01/09/15 04:15:02] simple [445/505] has come upon Lenny [437/987] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:27:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/15 12:35:28] Doctor [640/808] has come upon simple [413/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:52:37 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[01/09/15 15:41:13] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:36 towards level 62.
[01/09/15 18:19:15] simple [447/505] has come upon Eksarion [22/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:36:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/10/15 03:20:02] simple [203/505] has challenged jeaye [102/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:51:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/10/15 06:20:56] Ttech [1071/1312] has challenged simple [201/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:55:37 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/10/15 07:29:55] CornFly [123/466] has come upon simple [114/505] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:35:01 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/10/15 07:29:55] CornFly has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:43:23 is added to simple's clock.
[01/10/15 10:22:09] dwfreed [295/541] has challenged simple [311/505] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:56:10 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/11/15 06:44:40] Trondby, soltys, and keeper_c [314/2004] have team battled Tamini, simple, and Toagac [536/1466] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/15 08:18:21] vegadark, simple, and ajhgfa [1092/1440] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and woonack [989/2200] and won! 1 day, 01:50:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/15 17:13:18] ToxicMouse, simple, and Agusanz [738/1398] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Lemelisk, and Cenhinen [159/1399] and won! 0 days, 04:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/15 05:10:27] ChiefRA [162/552] has come upon simple [164/505] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:10:19 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[01/12/15 05:36:09] idleOne, simple, and pipework [1290/1845] have team battled mthw, yond, and yang [718/2241] and won! 0 days, 15:33:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/15 06:50:19] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:26 towards level 62.
[01/13/15 19:11:27] dindinx [697/816] has challenged simple [42/505] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[01/14/15 15:30:44] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:32 towards level 62.
[01/14/15 16:53:46] Frogging101 [269/783] has challenged simple [61/505] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:46 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[01/14/15 17:05:31] simple [128/515] has challenged lipek [488/1036] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to simple's clock.
[01/15/15 23:06:48] damyan [128/165] has challenged simple [176/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to damyan's clock.
[01/17/15 00:13:08] vegadark [127/470] has challenged simple [505/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:57:51 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/17/15 08:31:26] Plasmastar, AKBlindy, and simple [23/1580] have team battled Doctor, NightExcessive, and Glorfindel [797/1877] and lost! 0 days, 10:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 12:41:09] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:48:11 from level 63.
[01/18/15 18:33:42] discopig, zid, and simple [646/1619] have team battled kork, lipek, and Budzogan [1561/1719] and lost! 4 days, 04:07:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/15 17:20:08] simple [348/515] has come upon desspugne [529/977] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:13:30 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/15 04:26:49] m0shbear [365/805] has challenged simple [213/515] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:59:22 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[01/21/15 01:17:21] Misza [374/472] has come upon simple [173/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:51:37 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/22/15 18:34:03] Curlybear, Gunther, and mthw [1790/2015] have team battled sbp, simple, and SchrodingersScat [1304/1869] and won! 0 days, 05:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/15 19:51:06] nfsnobody [180/620] has come upon simple [284/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:36 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[01/24/15 07:07:48] CornFly [29/466] has come upon simple [329/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:48 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/24/15 23:58:21] Jareeta [406/920] has challenged simple [220/522] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:36:02 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[01/25/15 00:49:17] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:13:26 towards level 63.
[01/25/15 12:18:10] simple, ChiefRA, and a1291762 [95/1812] have team battled kenyon, NightExcessive, and Majak [1102/2141] and lost! 1 day, 23:56:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/15 14:45:12] Thracky [73/292] has challenged simple [458/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Thracky's clock.
[01/27/15 00:58:09] jse [219/338] has challenged simple [429/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to jse's clock.
[01/28/15 07:09:50] simple broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:29:16 from level 63.
[01/28/15 12:09:39] simple [160/522] has challenged Ttech [857/1312] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:35:28 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/15 12:48:12] simple [434/522] has come upon Jareeta [167/920] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:00:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/29/15 13:17:54] simple [267/522] has challenged Adar [24/840] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:57:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/01/15 17:30:14] simple [71/522] has come upon XenGi [84/898] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:44:50 is added to simple's clock.
[02/02/15 19:32:04] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:18:21 from level 63.
[02/02/15 23:51:33] simple [479/522] has challenged h00k [115/892] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:50:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/03/15 17:47:58] simple, Fluttershy, and Simie [1224/2128] have team battled Majak, Kartoffelsuppe, and spaceCore [511/1293] and won! 0 days, 09:14:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/15 06:00:27] zid [663/767] has challenged simple [270/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:46:31 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/04/15 18:42:02] franciaman [7/172] has challenged simple [449/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to franciaman's clock.
[02/05/15 14:29:11] clearcasting [184/482] has come upon simple [381/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:26 is added to clearcasting's clock.
[02/05/15 17:48:12] charitwo [183/489] has come upon simple [474/522] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:11:39 is added to charitwo's clock.
[02/05/15 18:14:51] simple [329/522] has challenged dindinx [201/816] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:47:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/07/15 10:55:07] discopig [16/343] has come upon simple [299/522] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:49:31 is added to discopig's clock.
[02/10/15 13:08:52] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:37 towards level 63.
[02/10/15 13:15:45] AbrahamLinksys [50/686] has come upon simple [155/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:06 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/15 22:05:02] simple [210/522] has challenged Kussie [6/156] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:23:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/15 16:11:06] simple [82/522] has challenged Endust [173/187] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:35:55 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/15 05:02:01] MadHatter [283/500] has come upon simple [446/522] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:48:16 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[02/15/15 10:44:33] Ttech, Nayru, and CornFly [1451/2348] have team battled simple, mthw, and zbart [941/1736] and won! 2 days, 21:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/15 00:46:40] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:59 towards level 63.
[02/16/15 09:10:57] simple [109/522] has come upon damyan [86/355] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:37:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/15 09:10:57] simple has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:34:49 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/16/15 09:37:03] simple [260/522] has come upon davidfg4 [527/939] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:03:03 is added to simple's clock.
[02/16/15 18:11:27] Gunther, simple, and Ttech [906/2604] have team battled Birdbones, Sixbierehomme, and PersonalJ [1929/1978] and lost! 2 days, 14:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/15 23:06:35] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:14:50 from level 63.
[02/17/15 18:52:38] simple [365/522] has challenged bigjay [30/590] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:43:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/19/15 02:43:08] XenGi [489/908] has challenged simple [269/522] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from XenGi's clock.
[02/19/15 17:54:59] Brainiac, simple, and dxrt [1333/1730] have team battled NezumiRyu, woonack, and shandor [1531/1869] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/15 21:00:01] VonGuard, ryushe, and Meistarin [2034/2400] have team battled Misza, kork, and simple [1351/1471] and won! 0 days, 06:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/15 01:22:21] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:51:47 towards level 63.
[02/21/15 01:18:58] pants [411/413] has challenged simple [229/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:22:12 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/21/15 17:16:37] Beavis [868/1012] has challenged simple [139/522] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[02/22/15 19:28:43] ganja, naw, and Fluttershy [1473/1675] have team battled simple, prattmic, and BlastHardcheese [1503/2219] and lost! 0 days, 06:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/15 01:59:57] simple [18/522] has come upon Jareeta [307/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:14:17 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/15 17:04:08] Asara [119/137] has challenged simple [77/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:42 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/26/15 23:42:58] Kartoffelsuppe [261/672] has come upon simple [364/522] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:53:02 is added to Kartoffelsuppe's clock.
[02/28/15 02:17:21] simple [12/522] has challenged tmberg [767/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:19:59 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/15 03:17:43] naw [238/534] has challenged simple [307/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:19 is added to naw's clock.
[02/28/15 14:26:07] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:23 towards level 63.
[02/28/15 22:42:45] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:18 towards level 63.
[03/02/15 02:38:00] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:00:08 from level 63.
[03/02/15 19:12:17] Sixbierehomme, sasaniak, and Curlybear [8/1927] have team battled simple, BlastHardcheese, and Kinsmir [1886/2097] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/15 20:24:27] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:06 from level 63.
[03/03/15 04:31:21] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:20 towards level 63.
[03/04/15 00:35:05] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:34 towards level 63.
[03/07/15 05:36:14] Xpktro [402/439] has challenged simple [333/522] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from Xpktro's clock.
[03/08/15 11:26:55] simple [69/522] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [287/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:38:40 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/15 15:28:15] MetaNova [95/704] has challenged simple [376/522] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:55:06 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/08/15 16:28:36] Frogging101 [131/734] has challenged simple [327/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:13:52 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[03/11/15 03:48:55] simple [155/522] has challenged paramourne [343/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:04 is added to simple's clock.
[03/12/15 00:46:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 07:56:05 toward level 63.
[03/12/15 18:59:03] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:59 from level 63.
[03/13/15 03:05:33] gravis [18/546] has challenged simple [509/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:33 is added to gravis's clock.
[03/13/15 06:06:23] L235, burnsie, and MetaNova [878/1543] have team battled honkybonky, simple, and allo [730/1746] and won! 0 days, 22:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/15 07:43:01] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:01 from level 63.
[03/13/15 14:21:13] simple reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/15 16:56:50] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:25 towards level 63.
[03/15/15 13:45:13] simple, irix, and Soappy [2069/2096] have team battled zid, Majak, and dxrt [1336/2060] and won! 0 days, 01:27:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/15 21:32:23] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:10 towards level 63.
[03/17/15 01:00:15] keepermurf [127/587] has challenged simple [64/534] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[03/17/15 08:47:12] simple [1/534] has challenged ChiefRA [177/542] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to simple's clock.
[03/17/15 21:45:36] MadHatter [116/474] has challenged simple [174/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:19:49 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[03/17/15 22:53:54] vegadark [455/509] has come upon simple [520/534] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:47:06 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/18/15 17:36:39] keeper_c, simple, and phobos_anomaly [1633/1912] have team battled archlich, neo, and lipek [1265/2461] and won! 0 days, 07:29:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/15 22:54:14] simple [295/534] has challenged irix [124/832] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:24:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/15 02:03:39] MontyZuma [409/919] has challenged simple [275/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:44:34 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[03/21/15 00:17:52] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:59:56 from level 64.
[03/21/15 01:18:36] pfoley [417/870] has come upon simple [460/534] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:00:37 is added to pfoley's clock.
[03/22/15 01:24:54] Pici, MetaNova, and yond [12/2272] have team battled simple, sasaniak, and neo [1005/1945] and lost! 0 days, 21:50:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/15 03:01:34] simple fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/15 18:53:17] simple burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/15 21:27:29] pants, simple, and mthw [84/1806] have team battled Totengeist, Asara, and sjefen6 [1128/1548] and lost! 3 days, 05:23:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 13:37:44] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:17:05 towards level 64.
[03/26/15 01:45:58] Kolder [49/301] has challenged simple [514/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Kolder's clock.
[03/26/15 08:18:47] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:08:48 from level 64.
[03/27/15 01:01:29] Budzogan [176/513] has challenged simple [221/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:35 is added to Budzogan's clock.
[03/27/15 01:04:15] Ladon [68/599] has come upon simple [103/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:18 is added to Ladon's clock.
[03/27/15 02:43:32] MontyZuma [831/919] has come upon simple [438/518] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:40:39 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[03/29/15 18:40:00] arlen [84/231] has challenged simple [220/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to arlen's clock.
[03/30/15 06:29:03] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:13:07 from level 64.
[03/30/15 13:40:03] Lowbow [248/252] has come upon simple [207/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:44 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[03/30/15 13:48:47] simple sharpened the edge of his weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/15 00:38:19] simple [428/520] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [612/741] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:23 is added to simple's clock.
[03/31/15 11:34:03] hoover [308/320] has challenged simple [67/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from hoover's clock.
[03/31/15 11:34:15] Tenorman [544/894] has come upon simple [476/520] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:29:40 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/31/15 15:37:57] simple [110/520] has come upon antium [216/217] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:53:21 is added to simple's clock.
[04/01/15 04:04:29] Akiyuki [177/515] has come upon simple [115/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:09:00 is removed from Akiyuki's clock.
[04/01/15 16:55:09] simple [417/520] has come upon Kratos [65/87] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:59:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/01/15 19:06:34] yano [17/662] has come upon simple [457/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:26 is added to yano's clock.
[04/02/15 05:11:56] NolanRaSinjaria [127/284] has challenged simple [501/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[04/02/15 09:19:45] Mapleyy [146/309] has challenged simple [256/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Mapleyy's clock.
[04/04/15 10:17:22] simple [297/520] has come upon Regnor [14/233] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:22:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/15 15:29:32] simple [297/520] has come upon Akuma_no_Tsubasa [192/376] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:12:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/15 16:48:27] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:38:52 towards level 64.
[04/06/15 01:38:49] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:43:10 towards level 64.
[04/06/15 17:32:58] gipyelrah, m0shbear, and simple [794/2302] have team battled Mateusz, kensington, and XJR-9 [568/1774] and won! 1 day, 11:38:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/15 03:29:43] CaBz [1/18] has challenged simple [209/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to CaBz's clock.
[04/07/15 17:15:54] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:27:28 from level 64.
[04/08/15 05:17:05] simple [501/520] has come upon Glorfindel [3/514] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:16:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/08/15 09:28:47] simple [90/520] has come upon Jens [359/932] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:48:55 is added to simple's clock.
[04/08/15 23:17:16] nfsnobody [577/622] has come upon simple [35/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:15 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[04/09/15 05:58:27] simple, ChiefRA, and Cameron_D [615/2125] have team battled Plasmastar, allo, and charitwo [467/1501] and won! 3 days, 01:34:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/15 13:16:31] simple [465/520] has come upon damyan [432/472] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:23:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/09/15 13:16:34] simple [466/520] has come upon damyan [138/472] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:35:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/15 18:25:10] Cypher [52/832] has come upon simple [174/520] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:14:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[04/11/15 00:50:30] suterismus [1108/1121] has come upon simple [66/520] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:07:12 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/11/15 10:23:46] simple [485/520] has challenged Opie [257/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:34:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/13/15 09:44:10] simple [323/520] has come upon gravis [535/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:51:01 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/15 13:36:05] Alric`, crazyoldman, and simple [253/1093] have team battled strugart, woonack, and Lowbow [156/1864] and won! 0 days, 00:28:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/15 03:01:28] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:13 towards level 64.
[04/15/15 05:55:55] simple [328/520] has challenged yano [463/652] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:21:52 is added to simple's clock.
[04/15/15 09:35:42] Totengeist, idisjunction, and jholtom [293/2105] have team battled simple, Birdbones, and Adar [1176/2102] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 20:07:23] Jens, simple, and honkybonky [821/2143] have team battled droogie, Zanoab, and arlen [703/1810] and won! 3 days, 00:45:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/15 02:03:07] simple [152/520] has challenged shandor [498/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:48:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/15 03:24:31] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:25 towards level 64.
[04/17/15 03:22:47] merryfett [96/169] has challenged simple [93/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:18 is removed from merryfett's clock.
[04/18/15 07:51:04] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:16 towards level 64.
[04/18/15 07:53:37] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:33 towards level 64.
[04/19/15 03:07:34] Verdaniss, EkimmI, and L235 [61/1036] have team battled simple, SchrodingersScat, and JustAPerson [63/1297] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/15 07:21:02] cbob [62/248] has challenged simple [99/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to cbob's clock.
[04/20/15 04:41:03] crazyoldman [150/271] has challenged simple [283/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to crazyoldman's clock.
[04/20/15 20:05:54] agrajag, h00k, and Syloq [1516/1799] have team battled Cypher, Soappy, and simple [1087/2120] and won! 0 days, 00:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/15 05:08:59] ajhgfa, simple, and cbob [1237/1285] have team battled jeaye, kensington, and merryfett [1007/1400] and won! 0 days, 02:18:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/15 13:21:49] simple [324/520] has come upon bendem [4/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:55:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/23/15 06:38:01] Soappy [651/1026] has come upon simple [307/520] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:15:32 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[04/24/15 08:15:46] simple [245/520] has come upon sjums_the_great [157/303] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:21:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/24/15 08:15:46] simple has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:40:24 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/15 01:19:20] idisjunction [628/865] has challenged simple [124/520] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:48:39 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[04/25/15 02:52:20] simple [387/520] has come upon Brainiac [114/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:28:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/25/15 06:03:50] Satoshi, Nayru, and simple [67/1889] have team battled Str1ngS, Alric`, and Andries [163/1174] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/15 08:36:57] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:02 towards level 64.
[04/25/15 23:11:42] simple [37/534] has challenged Beavis [86/1034] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/15 06:25:51] SchrodingersScat, darkmage, and Foible [408/1121] have team battled EkimmI, simple, and Str1ngS [601/1238] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/15 09:31:21] simple [62/534] has come upon charitwo [40/518] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:44:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/15 21:16:37] ChasedSpade, Syloq, and simple [1381/1397] have team battled abra0, Jens, and nfsnobody [1696/1847] and lost! 3 days, 10:55:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/15 21:35:37] DiCEr1904 [143/562] has come upon simple [108/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:06:40 is removed from DiCEr1904's clock.
[04/28/15 01:45:04] Plasmastar [51/470] has challenged simple [46/534] in combat and won! 22 days, 06:41:58 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[04/28/15 03:04:18] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:12:11 towards level 65.
[04/28/15 05:04:25] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:47:56 from level 65.
[04/28/15 07:48:17] simple [291/534] has come upon roguesith [109/309] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:54:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/28/15 19:59:38] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:28:41 from level 65.
[04/28/15 22:52:24] simple [79/534] has challenged Syloq [168/311] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:43:42 is added to simple's clock.
[04/29/15 04:08:49] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:41:03 towards level 65.
[04/29/15 15:44:53] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:10 towards level 65.
[04/30/15 03:58:42] kensington [267/453] has come upon simple [45/534] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:17:28 is removed from kensington's clock.
[05/02/15 01:19:56] honkybonky [641/689] has challenged simple [132/534] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:54 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[05/02/15 22:17:22] m1ndgames [202/318] has challenged simple [402/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to m1ndgames's clock.
[05/03/15 00:52:03] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:34:39 towards level 65.
[05/03/15 18:34:59] simple [422/534] has challenged DiCEr1904 [214/562] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:32:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/04/15 19:17:58] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:56:36 towards level 65.
[05/06/15 05:59:49] Loke [12/62] has challenged simple [173/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to Loke's clock.
[05/06/15 08:26:02] Asara [353/478] has challenged simple [444/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/06/15 09:58:36] simple [451/534] has challenged ToxicMouse [403/606] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:56:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/15 09:07:40] charitwo [2/509] has challenged simple [192/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:25:10 is added to charitwo's clock.
[05/07/15 11:52:08] simple [101/534] has come upon astropoint [64/148] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:35:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/09/15 03:04:07] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:02 towards level 65.
[05/10/15 07:12:33] simple [520/534] has come upon cirdan [110/789] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:02:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/10/15 16:56:23] vadzim [0/18] has challenged simple [155/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to vadzim's clock.
[05/11/15 00:51:30] likcoras [2/30] has challenged simple [336/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to likcoras's clock.
[05/11/15 01:20:40] pants, simple, and ryushe [1444/1898] have team battled Lenny, likcoras, and Syloq [1329/1379] and won! 1 day, 09:59:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/15 21:08:11] simple [373/534] has challenged sasaniak [46/675] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:44:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/15 00:58:57] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:20 towards level 65.
[05/15/15 18:59:17] jse, SlowRiot, and Darky [1241/2037] have team battled simple, IdleMaster, and mthw [1077/1602] and won! 0 days, 17:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/15 23:15:59] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:31 towards level 65.
[05/16/15 10:07:22] simple [366/534] has come upon SlowRiot [178/975] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:54:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/15 01:13:35] simple, RBecker, and SlowRiot [1224/1918] have team battled grooverider, aucg, and ifsp [973/1901] and won! 1 day, 13:22:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 07:16:35] simple [74/534] has challenged pipework [369/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:09 is added to simple's clock.
[05/19/15 06:24:35] simple [502/534] has challenged Totengeist [497/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/20/15 16:39:23] simple [419/534] has come upon CFSworks [454/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:38:28 is added to simple's clock.
[05/21/15 02:29:52] argus, m0shbear, and irix [971/2373] have team battled simple, soltys, and Avon [458/2123] and won! 0 days, 19:05:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 03:57:36] daemoneye, yano, and simple [1016/1536] have team battled Mirc0p, Glorfindel, and yawgmoth [127/1368] and won! 0 days, 09:01:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/15 07:25:36] Kitlith [195/317] has challenged simple [165/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from Kitlith's clock.
[05/22/15 17:16:51] XJR-9, HeavyPodda, and IdleMaster [947/1426] have team battled simple, sedrik, and RonJeremy [969/1352] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/15 16:03:51] simple [54/560] has challenged Danthemandoo [1/547] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/15 04:49:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 5 days, 07:38:04 toward level 66.
[05/26/15 07:16:44] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:24:02 from level 66.
[05/26/15 07:17:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 28 days, 13:11:38 toward level 66.
[05/27/15 14:13:16] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:32:15 towards level 66.
[05/30/15 01:55:39] Panick [134/423] has challenged simple [544/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:55 is added to Panick's clock.
[05/31/15 10:48:22] simple [235/560] has come upon sasaniak [115/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/31/15 23:41:03] simple [338/560] has come upon Totengeist [795/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:13 is added to simple's clock.
[06/02/15 17:44:14] simple [175/560] has come upon lipek [333/1113] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:10:09 is added to simple's clock.
[06/02/15 21:28:19] Alric` [266/376] has challenged simple [496/560] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:38:50 is added to Alric`'s clock.
[06/02/15 21:43:51] k0r3 [227/305] has challenged simple [291/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to k0r3's clock.
[06/04/15 09:41:09] naw [98/560] has challenged simple [63/560] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:00:40 is removed from naw's clock.
[06/04/15 19:45:19] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:16 from level 66.
[06/04/15 20:23:22] MetaNova [153/734] has challenged simple [19/560] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/05/15 08:58:26] xcourier [43/72] has challenged simple [442/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to xcourier's clock.
[06/05/15 17:52:41] gipyelrah [58/1000] has challenged simple [322/560] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:19:23 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[06/06/15 02:55:50] Beavis [194/1040] has challenged simple [457/560] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:53:00 is added to Beavis's clock.
[06/06/15 04:06:57] ToxicMouse, argus, and RBecker [140/1729] have team battled Charris, simple, and Adar [216/1635] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/15 04:56:33] ruan [300/638] has challenged simple [374/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:30 is added to ruan's clock.
[06/07/15 01:31:43] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:42 towards level 66.
[06/07/15 05:46:36] TimWolla [322/564] has challenged simple [460/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:55 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/07/15 13:19:22] Milquetoast, ArilKominger, and simple [690/1427] have team battled zid, PiotrekD, and nikoJ [1730/2139] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/15 21:51:40] PersonalJ [330/472] has challenged simple [392/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:51 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[06/08/15 12:31:39] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:38 towards level 66.
[06/08/15 19:20:42] godog [452/622] has challenged simple [510/560] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to godog's clock.
[06/09/15 04:01:28] Panick [416/423] has challenged simple [58/560] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:34:32 is removed from Panick's clock.
[06/10/15 04:09:05] Panick [419/423] has challenged simple [515/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:14 is added to Panick's clock.
[06/10/15 04:43:08] simple, idisjunction, and Preedditty [1054/1758] have team battled catfishpeanutbutterbbq, irix, and tiwake [857/2804] and won! 0 days, 01:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/15 02:01:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 03:03:06 toward level 66.
[06/11/15 05:17:15] PriceChild [315/502] has challenged simple [530/560] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:15:10 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[06/11/15 09:35:09] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:24 from level 66.
[06/11/15 14:36:00] plaller, simple, jeaye, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/15 03:15:21] simple [273/560] has challenged Ladon [59/632] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/12/15 20:32:00] simple [182/560] has challenged soltys [424/477] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:34 is added to simple's clock.
[06/13/15 09:46:56] simple [493/560] has come upon zbart [236/536] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:59:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/15/15 18:54:40] L235 [197/483] has come upon simple [220/560] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:45:13 is added to L235's clock.
[06/17/15 06:07:03] simple [278/560] has challenged greycat [227/873] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:22:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/19/15 18:30:09] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:00:34 towards level 67.
[06/21/15 08:18:28] Kitlith [22/475] has challenged simple [177/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:36 is added to Kitlith's clock.
[06/21/15 18:21:29] bendem [196/484] has challenged simple [422/560] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:18:38 is added to bendem's clock.
[06/21/15 20:22:04] jholtom [199/454] has challenged simple [434/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:06 is added to jholtom's clock.
[06/22/15 02:23:50] plaller [94/421] has challenged simple [141/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:30 is added to plaller's clock.
[06/22/15 22:51:34] simple [345/560] has come upon kenyon [589/1235] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:30:49 is added to simple's clock.
[06/23/15 01:34:13] sartan, simple, and honkybonky [1154/2243] have team battled Tesla, gravis, and Misza [672/1567] and won! 2 days, 10:30:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/15 07:40:18] simple [479/560] has challenged Preedditty [54/318] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:03:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/25/15 16:50:57] r00f [512/573] has challenged simple [502/560] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:07:31 is removed from r00f's clock.
[06/26/15 22:24:45] Simie [663/845] has come upon simple [460/560] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:52:04 is removed from Simie's clock.
[06/28/15 16:01:49] simple [113/560] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [208/338] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:54 is added to simple's clock.
[06/29/15 12:42:52] simple [381/560] has come upon Crazycatlady [343/408] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:24:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/30/15 02:18:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 14 days, 12:37:53 toward level 67.
[07/01/15 10:42:44] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:22 towards level 67.
[07/04/15 18:07:34] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:39 towards level 67.
[07/05/15 20:05:16] RBecker [139/412] has come upon simple [99/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:35:09 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[07/05/15 20:55:53] elf [611/861] has come upon simple [72/560] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:07:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/07/15 12:20:19] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:05 from level 67.
[07/07/15 15:15:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 08:23:20 toward level 67.
[07/07/15 15:24:00] agrajag, ninjabox, and ruan [507/1604] have team battled Adar, Birdbones, and simple [323/1952] and won! 0 days, 07:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 05:47:28] Frogging101, allo, simple, and RBecker have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/15 12:19:48] XJR-9, ruan, and simple [335/1893] have team battled prime, Soappy, and darkmage [1469/2257] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/15 20:22:19] simple [351/560] has challenged Avy [315/354] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:40:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/09/15 22:39:21] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:09:25 towards level 68.
[07/10/15 14:18:58] simple [217/560] has come upon gipyelrah [361/1007] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:14:43 is added to simple's clock.
[07/10/15 21:08:42] FrodoTheHobbit [410/929] has come upon simple [361/560] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:42:57 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[07/11/15 06:19:20] simple [11/560] has challenged modulus [183/270] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:14:34 is added to simple's clock.
[07/11/15 13:01:58] rharwood [394/602] has come upon simple [57/560] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:08:14 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[07/12/15 06:24:54] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:21:20 from level 68.
[07/12/15 07:46:15] Valkor, irix, and darkmage [688/2329] have team battled simple, vegadark, and Killerkid [554/1664] and won! 1 day, 00:13:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/15 19:07:12] simple [72/560] has come upon a1291762 [441/716] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:53:19 is added to simple's clock.
[07/14/15 02:03:56] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:14:19 from level 68.
[07/14/15 05:43:48] simple [321/560] has challenged plaller [409/421] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:17:03 is added to simple's clock.
[07/15/15 01:14:07] pfoley, zid, and astropoint [2005/2254] have team battled identd, simple, and tiwake [237/2430] and won! 0 days, 15:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 06:54:56] yano [140/640] has challenged simple [444/560] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:34:01 is added to yano's clock.
[07/19/15 17:33:19] Majak [198/410] has challenged simple [458/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:17 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/19/15 22:35:06] SlowRiot [280/928] has challenged simple [235/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:34 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/20/15 02:00:41] simple [548/560] has come upon Plasmastar [181/360] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:19:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/21/15 05:44:38] aucg, splinny, and simple [526/1633] have team battled soltys, gravis, and cbob [1734/1802] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/15 08:25:22] simple [173/560] has come upon damyan [593/747] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:57:43 is added to simple's clock.
[07/23/15 02:19:48] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:03:20 from level 68.
[07/25/15 01:04:40] simple [531/566] has come upon SchrodingersScat [92/380] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:53:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/15 19:38:12] simple [283/566] has come upon woonack [794/799] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:43:58 is added to simple's clock.
[07/26/15 12:32:56] BronyDee [294/355] has challenged simple [91/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:22 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[07/26/15 14:45:27] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:38:05 towards level 68.
[07/27/15 02:06:33] simple [447/566] has come upon MontyZuma [358/909] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:59:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/27/15 17:07:42] Vivec [168/229] has challenged simple [96/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:51 is removed from Vivec's clock.
[07/27/15 18:29:38] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:07:02 from level 68.
[07/28/15 00:57:06] Boohbah, yond, and simple [983/2085] have team battled Flynn, Zaratustra, and spaceCore [132/1983] and won! 1 day, 08:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 04:11:52] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:32:13 towards level 68.
[07/29/15 18:02:26] simple [260/566] has challenged Heisenberg [79/453] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:53:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/15 08:58:36] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:29 towards level 68.
[07/30/15 09:07:56] simple [464/566] has challenged Brainiac [562/707] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:28:34 is added to simple's clock.
[07/30/15 22:43:56] Cypher, Meta, and yano [673/1944] have team battled simple, Doctor, and MJ94 [998/1979] and lost! 1 day, 01:09:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/15 17:57:47] Misza [24/927] has come upon simple [410/566] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:38:44 is added to Misza's clock.
[08/03/15 05:01:44] simple [232/566] has come upon identd [512/914] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:05:42 is added to simple's clock.
[08/04/15 03:33:03] pants, simple, and prattmic [1707/1903] have team battled bl4ckscor3, NezumiRyu, and LordH [1111/1816] and won! 2 days, 15:28:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/15 00:54:46] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:16:30 towards level 68.
[08/06/15 05:32:09] simple [116/566] has come upon tiwake [509/951] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:02:43 is added to simple's clock.
[08/06/15 17:11:59] simple [539/566] has challenged Majak [324/410] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:16:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/07/15 07:29:33] simple [174/566] has challenged discopig [303/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:51:28 is added to simple's clock.
[08/09/15 02:57:46] redlegion [71/414] has challenged simple [14/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from redlegion's clock.
[08/09/15 21:43:32] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [590/1012] has come upon simple [283/566] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:05:34 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[08/11/15 00:57:50] Regnor [1/799] has challenged simple [339/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:08:29 is added to Regnor's clock.
[08/11/15 07:41:20] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:38:09 towards level 68.
[08/13/15 00:59:52] simple, Robmanx, and redlegion [75/1441] have team battled Misza, astropoint, and Zeman4323 [1560/2031] and lost! 0 days, 09:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/15 08:35:36] Unikitty [19/484] has challenged simple [433/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[08/15/15 05:06:04] simple [485/566] has come upon neurospex [513/1020] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:04:09 is added to simple's clock.
[08/15/15 17:10:24] vox [261/354] has challenged simple [478/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to vox's clock.
[08/17/15 04:30:59] vegadark, Furry, and simple [385/1662] have team battled keepermurf, Cenhinen, and Heisenberg [81/1577] and won! 1 day, 18:37:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 09:35:44] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:22:51 from level 68.
[08/19/15 22:05:40] hannesenator [199/462] has challenged simple [417/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:51:00 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[08/21/15 13:12:38] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:23 towards level 68.
[08/22/15 01:21:53] simple [158/566] has challenged NezumiRyu [264/470] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:43:23 is added to simple's clock.
[08/22/15 07:29:47] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:09:46 from level 68.
[08/23/15 05:33:02] simple, Cenhinen, and sjefen6 [140/1577] have team battled Nofew, wallmani, and grooverider [173/2154] and lost! 5 days, 18:56:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/15 06:48:30] daemoneye [243/444] has come upon simple [490/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:36 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[08/23/15 11:22:05] Grummit [225/305] has challenged simple [108/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from Grummit's clock.
[08/23/15 13:27:23] rharwood [230/678] has come upon simple [145/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:54 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[08/23/15 23:36:30] XVar [171/418] has challenged simple [521/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:37:13 is added to XVar's clock.
[08/24/15 04:46:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 18:05:30 toward level 68.
[08/25/15 07:12:22] simple [151/566] has come upon mwheeler [172/226] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:32:08 is added to simple's clock.
[08/26/15 09:56:23] simple [217/566] has challenged Chwastopylos [191/252] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:42:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/15 08:13:46] NezumiRyu, Hydrogenum, and Evrial [658/1677] have team battled simple, tiwake, and Ladon [904/2315] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/15 02:39:25] Evrial [36/180] has challenged simple [292/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Evrial's clock.
[08/29/15 15:09:43] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:18 towards level 68.
[08/31/15 12:38:04] HiddenKnowledge [188/240] has challenged simple [458/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to HiddenKnowledge's clock.
[09/02/15 10:24:01] honkybonky [112/770] has challenged simple [553/566] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[09/02/15 14:20:47] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:56:11 from level 68.
[09/03/15 10:34:54] m0shbear, r00f, and simple [1239/1981] have team battled Alric`, ryushe, and ChasedSpade [1826/2139] and lost! 1 day, 06:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/15 10:11:03] gipyelrah [321/1068] has come upon simple [554/566] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:54:58 is added to gipyelrah's clock.
[09/04/15 15:02:05] simple [55/566] has come upon wallmani [296/320] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:21:16 is added to simple's clock.
[09/04/15 16:19:16] iViLe [337/935] has challenged simple [211/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:36:04 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[09/05/15 02:23:15] simple [434/566] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [11/953] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:59:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/05/15 05:19:39] mwhahaha, L235, and Heisenberg [1046/1574] have team battled Milquetoast, sasaniak, and simple [699/1833] and won! 0 days, 17:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/15 01:50:57] simple [53/566] has come upon Totengeist [627/837] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:37 is added to simple's clock.
[09/06/15 05:00:13] RBecker [352/416] has come upon simple [84/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:55:22 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[09/06/15 08:06:29] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:25:00 towards level 68.
[09/08/15 05:42:41] spaceCore, jenksy, and Misza [549/2037] have team battled bigjay, simple, and dxrt [1762/2315] and lost! 0 days, 14:47:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/15 16:55:22] yasdorian [6/678] has come upon simple [556/566] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:56:05 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[09/10/15 06:25:16] Simie [352/1012] has come upon simple [463/566] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:57:49 is added to Simie's clock.
[09/12/15 12:03:25] pants [78/414] has challenged simple [149/566] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to pants's clock.
[09/13/15 13:33:33] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:47:13 towards level 68.
[09/13/15 14:20:53] simple [268/566] has come upon zid [365/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:50:54 is added to simple's clock.
[09/14/15 02:03:54] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:36:49 towards level 68.
[09/15/15 00:49:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 08:59:11 toward level 68.
[09/15/15 02:56:50] shandor [305/707] has challenged simple [140/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:55 is removed from shandor's clock.
[09/15/15 12:04:49] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:30 towards level 68.
[09/15/15 12:11:16] clonak [381/541] has come upon simple [304/566] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:58:13 is removed from clonak's clock.
[09/15/15 16:41:27] Totengeist, simple, and MadHatter [1590/1904] have team battled redlegion, sbp, and DrFungus [244/1525] and won! 1 day, 04:20:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 20:09:38] simple, XJR-9, and mwhahaha [1663/1740] have team battled droogie, SchrodingersScat, and sjums_the_great [573/1775] and won! 0 days, 21:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 05:16:29] simple [88/566] has challenged icxcnika [206/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:16 is added to simple's clock.
[09/19/15 06:06:56] Opie, Pici, and simple [598/2031] have team battled Frogging101, Lenny, and Str1ngS [1905/2007] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/15 17:08:21] tmberg, Tenorman, and simple [276/2305] have team battled iynque, iViLe, and brendan [1768/2094] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/15 01:57:02] simple [175/566] has come upon kapitanluffy [553/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:49 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/15 12:17:06] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:57 towards level 68.
[09/22/15 10:27:10] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:22 towards level 68.
[09/23/15 07:47:31] neurospex, hawk, and sedrik [544/2641] have team battled simple, Andries, and gipyelrah [1355/2158] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/15 11:46:41] SudoKing, yasdorian, and Krenz [1346/2325] have team battled simple, FrodoTheHobbit, and splinny [1662/2153] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/15 01:36:45] simple [352/668] has challenged Petri [161/225] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/24/15 12:07:47] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:37:31 towards level 69.
[09/24/15 12:13:44] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:48:14 towards level 69.
[09/25/15 00:59:33] Midsandhighs [286/534] has challenged simple [79/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:26 is removed from Midsandhighs's clock.
[09/25/15 01:48:58] sorind, simple, and droogie [326/1710] have team battled SirMonkeybox, XenGi, and Lemelisk [820/2351] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 13:26:00] mwhahaha, cirdan, and dwfreed [1239/1745] have team battled Tesla, simple, and blind [364/2208] and won! 2 days, 07:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 04:24:29] GreatRuby [4/29] has challenged simple [389/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[09/27/15 08:10:32] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:13:39 towards level 69.
[09/27/15 08:45:41] Pici, r00f, and RBecker [1717/1806] have team battled BronyDee, droogie, and simple [640/1946] and won! 2 days, 13:10:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 15:54:36] simple [379/668] has challenged argus [10/711] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:42:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/29/15 19:43:52] BURUT [177/320] has challenged simple [67/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[09/30/15 08:00:23] neuro [683/947] has challenged simple [459/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:26 is removed from neuro's clock.
[10/01/15 06:24:54] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:54 towards level 69.
[10/01/15 14:20:08] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:45:14 towards level 69.
[10/02/15 06:44:53] Nofew, Misza, and SudoKing [369/2946] have team battled simple, Sixbierehomme, and dindinx [330/2075] and won! 0 days, 13:37:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 08:41:16] SmOkE_RU, Agent86, Brom, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/15 11:44:44] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:08 towards level 69.
[10/02/15 22:02:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 19:43:04 from level 69.
[10/02/15 23:19:18] simple [462/668] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [185/273] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:43:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/15 14:20:34] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:57 towards level 69.
[10/05/15 05:44:35] simple [393/668] has challenged IdleBot [902/1523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:19:38 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/15 11:02:05] hannesenator [84/486] has come upon simple [574/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:51:03 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[10/05/15 15:48:12] simple [450/668] has challenged discopig [531/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:56:55 is added to simple's clock.
[10/06/15 17:27:17] zbart, jenksy, and Senka [699/1702] have team battled simple, Agent86, and Volinde [1461/1647] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/15 01:23:29] fraq [108/436] has come upon simple [302/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:53 is added to fraq's clock.
[10/10/15 21:34:35] Sixbierehomme [486/753] has challenged simple [36/668] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:07:01 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[10/11/15 09:04:24] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:47 towards level 69.
[10/11/15 19:38:21] fattrat [387/758] has come upon simple [173/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:50:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[10/11/15 19:38:21] fattrat has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:00:14 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/15 20:53:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 01:13:52 toward level 69.
[10/12/15 08:47:43] Ttech [1031/1369] has challenged simple [126/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:38:46 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[10/14/15 18:15:10] Cypher [428/944] has come upon simple [316/668] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:43:41 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[10/14/15 22:34:15] simple, pixelate, and MetaNova [507/1678] have team battled kensington, daemoneye, and eva42 [745/1961] and lost! 0 days, 23:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/15 17:18:35] simple, r00f, and Hydrogenum [1594/2359] have team battled clonak, Furry, and Mateusz [766/1818] and won! 1 day, 00:59:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 21:16:37] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:04 towards level 69.
[10/16/15 00:05:18] AWildColin [430/441] has challenged simple [207/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:19 is removed from AWildColin's clock.
[10/16/15 13:11:47] Remmy [23/79] has challenged simple [320/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to Remmy's clock.
[10/17/15 01:21:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:55:47 from level 69.
[10/17/15 06:31:25] simple [56/668] has challenged aucg [503/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:25 is added to simple's clock.
[10/17/15 08:23:51] simple [414/668] has come upon SlowRiot [681/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:02 is added to simple's clock.
[10/17/15 11:33:04] simple [436/668] has challenged clearcasting [366/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/19/15 10:51:00] splinny [353/588] has challenged simple [150/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:00:12 is removed from splinny's clock.
[10/19/15 20:59:38] simple [166/668] has come upon Jareeta [933/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:42 is added to simple's clock.
[10/21/15 04:58:47] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:32 towards level 69.
[10/21/15 07:10:12] TauPan [203/314] has challenged simple [391/668] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:32:15 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/21/15 13:46:50] d34th [34/36] has challenged simple [95/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to d34th's clock.
[10/22/15 22:24:57] simple [275/668] has challenged agrajag [80/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/23/15 03:08:00] simple [18/668] has challenged Heisenberg [455/640] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/15 11:28:05] Zos [254/496] has challenged simple [426/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Zos's clock.
[10/24/15 15:24:37] lutoma [477/529] has challenged simple [379/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from lutoma's clock.
[10/24/15 23:15:56] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:53:38 from level 70.
[10/25/15 21:24:49] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:51:22 from level 70.
[10/27/15 07:10:50] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:06:12 towards level 70.
[10/27/15 10:22:22] simple [143/668] has come upon JustAPerson [77/619] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:10:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/27/15 12:01:42] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:08:49 towards level 70.
[10/27/15 21:41:44] K0HAX [69/247] has come upon simple [523/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:42 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[10/28/15 09:56:26] iynque, KyloRen, and LordH [205/1549] have team battled kenyon, simple, and a1291762 [2806/2900] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/15 15:15:15] simple, Zero, and pfoley [1173/1707] have team battled SchrodingersScat, suterismus, and Jareeta [2219/2541] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/15 02:24:00] simple [152/668] has come upon lolwut [58/663] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:06:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/15 14:36:27] simple [206/668] has challenged Tenorman [569/880] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:22:42 is added to simple's clock.
[10/31/15 01:55:45] OvrdZe [181/445] has challenged simple [453/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to OvrdZe's clock.
[10/31/15 09:12:02] iLP [198/400] has challenged simple [14/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from iLP's clock.
[10/31/15 19:34:42] Jguy, kork, and simple [883/1315] have team battled Asara, VoidFox, and XVar [914/1907] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/15 02:12:38] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:13:21 towards level 70.
[11/02/15 15:47:33] sjefen6 [89/390] has come upon simple [417/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:12:08 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/04/15 12:01:03] Douhet [91/507] has challenged simple [28/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[11/08/15 02:44:50] CornFly, blind, and simple [2165/2450] have team battled Kable, Nyarlathotep, and brendan [698/1713] and won! 2 days, 12:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/15 08:51:18] simple [162/668] has come upon davidfg4 [378/1084] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:30:45 is added to simple's clock.
[11/09/15 02:22:20] simple, Ironhoof, and Phoon [541/1299] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, astropoint, and dindinx [850/1791] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/15 09:46:49] simple, Crazycatlady, and hannesenator [63/1616] have team battled cirdan, Andries, and agrajag [1877/2014] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/15 04:29:10] Ggoes [322/399] has challenged simple [516/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Ggoes's clock.
[11/10/15 08:06:12] Furry [45/524] has come upon simple [423/668] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:58:35 is added to Furry's clock.
[11/10/15 17:12:15] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:03:59 from level 70.
[11/11/15 10:18:44] sjefen6, simple, and dindinx [1104/1681] have team battled Hydrogenum, Totengeist, and reim [1039/1990] and won! 0 days, 05:35:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/15 19:17:16] sjums_the_great [354/456] has challenged simple [388/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/11/15 20:45:35] simple left his weapon out in the rain to rust! simple's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/15 18:30:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 17:19:12 from level 70.
[11/12/15 21:10:38] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:31:42 towards level 70.
[11/13/15 19:58:00] grooverider, simple, and Kitlith [451/2266] have team battled ChiefRA, redlegion, and OvrdZe [7/1563] and won! 0 days, 08:25:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/15 03:07:18] Furry [447/524] has challenged simple [7/652] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:23:33 is removed from Furry's clock.
[11/14/15 10:46:29] streak [6/294] has challenged simple [590/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to streak's clock.
[11/14/15 11:58:10] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:13:39 towards level 70.
[11/15/15 18:20:13] simple [570/652] has challenged a1291762 [424/954] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:58:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/16/15 02:33:58] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:38:51 towards level 70.
[11/16/15 06:08:29] lux [84/219] has challenged simple [127/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to lux's clock.
[11/16/15 10:24:02] RickSanchez [93/331] has challenged simple [336/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to RickSanchez's clock.
[11/17/15 06:12:01] Hydrogenum, simple, and robochot [570/1534] have team battled holloway, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and Bkid [28/1810] and won! 0 days, 03:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/15 12:42:59] simple [335/652] has challenged Beavis [766/1035] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:25:10 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/15 23:31:24] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:27 towards level 70.
[11/20/15 04:39:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 14:27:31 toward level 70.
[11/20/15 22:39:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 16:28:30 from level 70.
[11/22/15 08:20:03] VX [73/97] has challenged simple [284/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to VX's clock.
[11/22/15 21:54:40] DelayedReactions, Kartoffelsuppe, and Charris [1524/1555] have team battled BronyDee, iamzim, and simple [1203/1506] and won! 1 day, 07:50:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/15 06:11:24] simple [295/652] has come upon Fluttershy [40/851] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:56:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/24/15 06:23:14] splinny, simple, and FakeWizard [1526/1699] have team battled yano, Asara, and thindil [161/1642] and won! 0 days, 23:23:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 00:40:45] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:16:58 towards level 70.
[11/25/15 20:34:52] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:32 towards level 70.
[11/26/15 04:59:05] aucg, ChiefRA, and woonack [621/1835] have team battled Simie, simple, and kier [848/1639] and lost! 3 days, 06:59:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 07:34:11] simple [87/652] has come upon SmOkE_RU [492/533] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:04 is added to simple's clock.
[11/26/15 08:10:32] simple, andoruh, and Cenhinen [1293/1599] have team battled SpaceKookie, Str1ngS, and PriceChild [233/1234] and won! 0 days, 11:17:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/15 15:37:33] simple [332/652] has come upon PinkiePie [368/464] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:31:20 is added to simple's clock.
[12/01/15 17:10:44] simple burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/15 22:14:15] daemoneye, simple, and Douhet [516/1762] have team battled bendem, ChasedSpade, and petrichor [673/1459] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/15 22:38:31] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:03:11 towards level 70.
[12/02/15 02:27:17] MJ94, Doctor, and x86_64 [623/2132] have team battled jdb, simple, and shandor [618/1799] and won! 1 day, 00:08:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 23:24:53] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:32:17 towards level 70.
[12/03/15 16:45:23] Agent86, bl4ckscor3, simple, and Zero have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/16 05:08:19] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:37 towards level 70.
[01/02/16 12:32:58] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:48:26 from level 70.
[01/03/16 18:56:13] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:50 towards level 70.
[01/06/16 04:41:07] Darky [560/783] has come upon simple [31/645] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:47:30 is removed from Darky's clock.
[01/07/16 04:08:58] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:17:27 from level 70.
[01/07/16 08:12:56] Globalirc [427/544] has challenged simple [358/645] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/08/16 04:26:48] Nyarlathotep, AngryParsley, and grooverider [617/2293] have team battled MetaNova, simple, and damyan [1031/1952] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 21:33:45] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:14 towards level 70.
[01/10/16 09:28:19] Zythan [122/256] has challenged simple [614/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/11/16 08:21:51] soltys [313/612] has challenged simple [24/645] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/12/16 05:47:25] simple [330/645] has come upon prattmic [476/878] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:43:55 is added to simple's clock.

[01/13/16 00:42:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 14 days, 08:39:32 toward level 70.
[01/15/16 04:33:28] Onceuponaban, Antutuuuuu, and Adar [1111/1215] have team battled Globalirc, simple, and eva42 [1666/2037] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 05:37:35] mixxit [130/185] has challenged simple [292/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/18/16 20:17:12] damyan [447/772] has come upon simple [529/645] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:36:06 is added to damyan's clock.
[01/19/16 19:21:37] 0rion [73/376] has challenged simple [257/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:33 is added to 0rion's clock.
[01/21/16 05:16:05] simple [125/645] has come upon bren [149/232] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:24:43 is added to simple's clock.
[01/21/16 11:09:24] tspange [101/405] has challenged simple [224/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to tspange's clock.
[01/21/16 11:37:08] sedrik [696/854] has challenged simple [88/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:57 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[01/21/16 16:44:56] simple [163/645] has come upon XenGi [630/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:42:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/22/16 02:39:37] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:43:07 from level 70.
[01/22/16 11:31:49] roy, Globalirc, simple, and godog have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/16 22:03:05] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:17 towards level 70.
[01/23/16 22:55:10] Zythan [120/427] has challenged simple [581/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/24/16 18:41:07] simple [536/645] has come upon Pici [62/715] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:51:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/24/16 20:09:52] simple [323/645] has come upon Birdbones [521/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:57:40 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/16 20:11:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 08:16:56 toward level 70.
[01/26/16 07:49:55] simple [528/645] has come upon ConSi [133/230] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/26/16 15:20:06] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:02 towards level 70.
[01/26/16 17:24:36] Nyarlathotep [188/538] has challenged simple [42/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:55 is removed from Nyarlathotep's clock.
[01/28/16 04:37:03] simple [251/645] has challenged petrichor [456/459] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:47:08 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/16 06:38:43] Petri [145/474] has challenged simple [116/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:06:21 is removed from Petri's clock.
[01/28/16 06:38:43] Petri has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 9 days, 09:17:28 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/16 10:07:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 12 days, 04:57:51 toward level 71.
[01/29/16 16:48:07] simple [515/645] has come upon Brainiac [393/706] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:06:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/30/16 00:32:10] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:49:33 from level 71.
[01/30/16 20:46:19] Chuck [237/481] has come upon simple [65/645] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:16:37 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[01/30/16 22:02:42] simple [513/645] has challenged splinny [12/574] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:40:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/31/16 02:04:12] Meta [511/670] has challenged simple [297/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[02/04/16 13:23:24] Sohnae [298/444] has come upon simple [566/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:45 is added to Sohnae's clock.
[02/04/16 18:47:21] woonack [588/595] has challenged simple [536/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:42:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/06/16 02:12:55] fraq, Totengeist, and argus [1890/2446] have team battled simple, Alys, and MadHatter [759/1463] and won! 0 days, 04:43:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 14:27:19] echeese [227/267] has challenged simple [540/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/06/16 21:27:36] Thrayden [82/272] has challenged simple [578/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Thrayden's clock.
[02/07/16 11:40:23] MadHatter, simple, and blind [681/1908] have team battled PiotrekD, Totengeist, and ty [1612/1837] and lost! 1 day, 06:00:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/16 02:17:12] blizgerg [410/798] has challenged simple [352/654] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:50:23 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[02/09/16 00:25:17] yasdorian [27/598] has challenged simple [168/654] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:10:21 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[02/09/16 07:32:45] LumpyKins [131/159] has challenged simple [652/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to LumpyKins's clock.
[02/16/16 03:24:28] simple sharpened the edge of his weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/16 08:31:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 10:15:43 toward level 71.
[03/01/16 08:46:03] simple [566/667] has challenged Boohbah [103/707] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:52:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/16 16:28:17] Nix [196/348] has challenged simple [332/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Nix's clock.
[03/03/16 22:11:04] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:21 towards level 71.
[03/04/16 02:31:12] simple [283/667] has challenged kier [217/752] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:44:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/16 00:56:36] simple [161/667] has come upon Plasmastar [321/333] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:10:50 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/16 02:55:06] simple [504/667] has come upon Antutuuuuu [424/456] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:13:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/16 05:08:38] simple [79/667] has come upon Totengeist [608/800] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:53:26 is added to simple's clock.
[03/07/16 22:17:36] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:55:50 from level 71.
[03/08/16 22:09:32] reim [224/643] has challenged simple [195/667] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:06:09 is removed from reim's clock.
[03/09/16 05:38:02] SirMonkeybox [74/638] has challenged simple [450/667] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/09/16 14:15:02] simple [356/667] has challenged arlen [100/741] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:50:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/16 12:06:57] HeavyPodda, simple, and yasdorian [1906/2106] have team battled blizgerg, Bvarne, and thesleepingrozek [15/1539] and won! 1 day, 08:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 23:52:36] MollyMalone [3/57] has challenged simple [420/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to MollyMalone's clock.
[03/13/16 05:12:16] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:52:54 towards level 71.
[03/13/16 15:35:57] Samus [672/756] has come upon simple [126/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:51 is removed from Samus's clock.
[03/14/16 12:57:05] fattrat [167/779] has challenged simple [499/667] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:45:05 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/15/16 09:55:18] yur [17/40] has challenged simple [608/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to yur's clock.
[03/15/16 12:00:52] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:17:25 towards level 71.
[03/17/16 02:53:40] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:02:00 from level 71.
[03/18/16 04:12:54] Samus, simple, and identd [703/2088] have team battled arlen, TauPan, and jdb [1593/1640] and lost! 2 days, 07:39:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/16 20:02:58] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:28:45 towards level 71.
[03/19/16 04:10:31] kier [60/757] has come upon simple [300/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:57 is added to kier's clock.
[03/19/16 14:25:20] simple [244/667] has come upon Jareeta [566/1064] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:01:56 is added to simple's clock.
[03/19/16 14:45:36] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:51:30 towards level 71.
[03/20/16 16:01:51] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:07 from level 71.
[03/20/16 20:46:04] simple [303/667] has come upon Jareeta [402/1064] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:01:46 is added to simple's clock.
[03/21/16 00:52:24] simple [424/667] has challenged Nofew [124/917] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:27:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/21/16 02:11:54] mordac [11/105] has challenged simple [238/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to mordac's clock.
[03/22/16 03:12:07] Majak [42/385] has come upon simple [634/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:06:37 is added to Majak's clock.
[03/22/16 13:05:58] Numskull [24/319] has challenged simple [641/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Numskull's clock.
[03/23/16 04:32:21] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:46:09 from level 71.
[03/23/16 22:17:06] BronyDee [123/384] has challenged simple [556/667] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:40:33 is added to BronyDee's clock.
[03/24/16 15:04:40] simple [102/667] has come upon WallIdl [233/449] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:06:10 is added to simple's clock.
[03/25/16 00:59:35] Natedog [55/62] has challenged simple [84/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Natedog's clock.
[03/25/16 05:54:05] Tenorman [569/801] has come upon simple [217/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:07:18 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/26/16 19:10:19] brendan [261/939] has come upon simple [215/667] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:21 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/26/16 23:23:11] simple [147/667] has come upon ElectRo [113/1219] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:57:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/27/16 22:51:08] simple [11/667] has challenged tiwake [129/1001] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:51:40 is added to simple's clock.
[03/29/16 23:40:09] RistoUuranmaki [196/522] has challenged simple [92/667] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/31/16 03:04:46] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:05:15 towards level 71.
[04/01/16 00:25:57] D-NICE [220/811] has challenged simple [456/667] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:39:45 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[04/03/16 13:47:57] Killerkid [481/852] has challenged simple [384/667] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:05:35 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[04/04/16 11:27:25] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:56:13 from level 71.
[04/07/16 05:37:16] m0shbear, blizgerg, and abra0 [1633/1976] have team battled Cameron_D, theZoMBiE, and simple [1208/2182] and won! 1 day, 04:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 08:15:50] Antifa [152/194] has challenged simple [90/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:36 is removed from Antifa's clock.
[04/07/16 14:20:45] m0shbear, simple, and Flynn [273/2232] have team battled blizgerg, Killerkid, and desspugne [2420/2636] and lost! 0 days, 20:39:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/16 17:48:06] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:16:10 from level 71.
[04/09/16 00:35:36] simple [646/667] has challenged ruan [130/323] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:02:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/16 15:28:30] SchrodingersScat [327/460] has challenged simple [627/667] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:57:41 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[04/10/16 21:30:33] simple [327/667] has challenged Diitto [170/1157] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:05:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/11/16 01:44:26] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:00 towards level 71.
[04/11/16 02:36:01] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:52 towards level 71.
[04/11/16 02:50:49] freeboson [483/584] has challenged simple [345/667] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/11/16 16:25:58] Birdbones, allo, and Antutuuuuu [380/1910] have team battled Valkor, blind, and simple [1404/2379] and lost! 1 day, 10:47:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/16 10:06:04] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:45 towards level 71.
[04/12/16 14:44:49] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:12 towards level 71.
[04/12/16 19:39:26] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:57:19 from level 71.
[04/12/16 21:29:21] Gmane [360/362] has come upon simple [325/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:46 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[04/13/16 07:04:55] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:35 from level 71.
[04/13/16 15:36:06] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:27 towards level 71.
[04/16/16 22:43:13] simple [597/667] has come upon Agent86 [96/708] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:38:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/06/16 11:19:53] PinkiePie [251/597] has challenged simple [364/667] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:38:08 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[05/06/16 18:37:01] idisjunction, simple, and b4dm0uth [851/1612] have team battled sjums_the_great, mordac, and jwon [945/1323] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/16 23:19:29] bootdisk, vegadark, and Lios [8/1563] have team battled woonack, Zye, and simple [457/1590] and lost! 1 day, 12:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 06:55:02] Pascal [103/599] has challenged simple [294/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Pascal's clock.
[05/08/16 13:21:14] Evrial [548/662] has come upon simple [601/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:13:30 is added to Evrial's clock.
[05/08/16 15:35:48] Agent86, Andries, and Ggoes [99/1639] have team battled simple, Satoshi, and Majak [727/1871] and lost! 0 days, 16:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/16 01:13:30] simple, Nofew, and wvlf [1467/2189] have team battled argus, hannesenator, and zigzag [426/1689] and won! 0 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 02:44:23] simple [618/667] has challenged ChasedSpade [411/688] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:56:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/09/16 13:04:40] tmberg, ChasedSpade, and simple [256/2225] have team battled d34th, m0shbear, and Hemera [1770/1941] and lost! 2 days, 07:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/16 11:54:30] Firien [305/808] has come upon simple [399/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:39:09 is added to Firien's clock.
[05/10/16 22:46:18] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:21 towards level 71.
[05/13/16 11:06:44] tspange [243/746] has come upon simple [652/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:13 is added to tspange's clock.
[05/14/16 22:17:14] simple [542/677] has come upon Simie [459/819] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:01:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/16 02:06:54] Misza, PinkiePie, and odify [1811/2040] have team battled simple, Pokota, and Beavis [447/2103] and won! 0 days, 10:50:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 10:27:41] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:23 towards level 71.
[05/16/16 16:08:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 01:20:53 toward level 71.
[05/17/16 09:54:59] simple burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/16 17:08:21] Pithlit [65/462] has challenged simple [81/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:21 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[05/18/16 23:25:40] simple [180/700] has challenged Agent86 [655/700] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to simple's clock.
[05/20/16 09:14:19] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:28:03 towards level 72.
[05/21/16 14:16:16] simple [185/700] has challenged Zoddo [147/394] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:13:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/22/16 07:05:49] Furry, damyan, and Heisenberg [1585/2243] have team battled Ladon, Kable, and simple [1582/2425] and won! 0 days, 01:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 13:34:14] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:31 towards level 72.
[05/23/16 14:19:54] simple, rharwood, PinkiePie, and nfsnobody have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/16 02:48:49] soltys, simple, and Chuck [482/1763] have team battled Sage, fraq, and Crazycatlady [576/1455] and lost! 4 days, 15:31:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 23:01:43] Str1ngS, simple, and Kable [846/1938] have team battled Asara, JensRex, and Pici [1459/1926] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/16 19:17:11] simple [19/700] has come upon Agent86 [635/700] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:33:01 is added to simple's clock.
[05/26/16 16:03:45] simple [551/700] has challenged everbrew [237/501] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:22:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/16 12:59:54] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:23:43 towards level 72.
[05/27/16 13:15:39] Ladon, simple, and MadHatter [886/2078] have team battled AngryParsley, Cysioland, and Str1ngS [364/1740] and won! 2 days, 11:07:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 19:05:47] pants, prime, and brycec [1310/2129] have team battled Cenhinen, simple, and SlowRiot [859/2261] and won! 0 days, 19:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 03:35:30] simple misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:23:02 from level 72.
[05/29/16 21:53:41] Killerkid [66/844] has come upon simple [394/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:46 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[05/31/16 06:45:33] AbacusAvenger [454/476] has challenged simple [63/700] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:16:22 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[06/01/16 09:55:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 02:39:54 toward level 72.
[06/02/16 00:01:16] simple [56/700] has challenged IdleBot [1283/1549] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:36:46 is added to simple's clock.
[06/02/16 00:27:09] simple [379/700] has come upon archlich [270/552] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:14:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/02/16 02:44:46] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:41 towards level 72.
[06/03/16 01:49:47] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:39:36 towards level 72.
[06/03/16 19:29:18] mwhahaha [508/585] has challenged simple [358/700] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[06/03/16 20:17:57] Samus [65/797] has challenged simple [256/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:50:12 is added to Samus's clock.
[06/03/16 23:14:30] simple [284/700] has come upon Frogging101 [190/553] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:39:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/16 18:07:51] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:49 towards level 72.
[06/06/16 01:31:09] AbacusAvenger, Beavis, and vrillusions [1887/2518] have team battled a1291762, simple, and Cenhinen [443/2330] and won! 0 days, 19:34:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 06:26:16] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:25 towards level 72.
[06/11/16 11:25:56] rolando [38/189] has challenged simple [611/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to rolando's clock.
[06/11/16 22:12:53] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:38 towards level 72.
[06/12/16 08:51:04] simple [530/700] has come upon allo [101/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:06:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/12/16 17:05:22] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:37 towards level 72.
[06/13/16 00:21:52] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:54 towards level 72.
[06/13/16 21:01:59] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:24 towards level 72.
[06/14/16 11:40:08] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:24 from level 72.
[06/15/16 16:06:43] roy [66/575] has come upon simple [650/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:11:57 is added to roy's clock.
[06/15/16 21:55:12] Nofew [957/960] has come upon simple [684/711] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:21:54 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/16/16 00:27:41] simple [188/711] has come upon Jareeta [472/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:26 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/16 18:28:35] fattrat [160/605] has challenged simple [284/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:21 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/16/16 20:29:15] simple [200/711] has challenged qrry [88/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/16/16 20:49:26] elf [192/925] has come upon simple [500/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:21:17 is added to elf's clock.
[06/17/16 01:04:04] simple [171/711] has come upon dclaw123 [94/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/17/16 12:48:49] GilbertErik [46/529] has come upon simple [39/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:17:57 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/18/16 02:07:15] iViLe, everbrew, and double [1703/2122] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, vrillusions, and simple [1779/2342] and lost! 1 day, 19:19:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 08:36:38] buyoq, simple, and Antutuuuuu [713/1614] have team battled Simie, oooooooooooooooo, and Sir_Lemming [700/1881] and won! 0 days, 08:33:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/16 05:15:25] simple [105/711] has come upon Akbar [33/47] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:57:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/20/16 07:47:13] Zoddo [329/436] has challenged simple [57/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[06/20/16 17:54:01] simple [37/717] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [417/549] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/21/16 03:05:33] simple [421/717] has challenged Oooooog [205/491] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:59:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/21/16 20:11:42] simple [345/717] has challenged Woona [352/436] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:29:07 is added to simple's clock.
[06/22/16 06:44:12] simple [304/717] has come upon pants [599/712] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:32:41 is added to simple's clock.
[06/22/16 11:02:18] Sir_Lemming, yasdorian, and daemoneye [1515/1947] have team battled simple, darkmage, and pfoley [102/2215] and won! 0 days, 06:45:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/16 19:36:25] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:54:26 towards level 73.
[06/24/16 05:31:30] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:40 towards level 73.
[06/26/16 12:52:04] Diitto [912/1212] has challenged simple [182/717] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:45:04 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[06/27/16 07:54:11] darkmage, simple, and mordac [1855/2169] have team battled blind, Babar, and SirMonkeybox [577/2627] and won! 0 days, 01:32:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/16 11:24:59] BronyDee [287/369] has come upon simple [269/717] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:57:36 is removed from BronyDee's clock.
[06/28/16 16:33:11] MadHatter, SirMonkeybox, and simple [1938/2094] have team battled tspange, sasaniak, and Regnor [1529/2291] and won! 1 day, 07:29:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 13:50:12] rolando [150/324] has challenged simple [108/717] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from rolando's clock.
[06/29/16 16:21:59] simple misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:10:48 from level 73.
[06/29/16 23:20:58] bl4ckscor3 [356/531] has challenged simple [355/717] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:51:09 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/29/16 23:20:58] In the fierce battle, simple dropped his level 42 pair of gloves! bl4ckscor3 picks it up, tossing his old level 36 pair of gloves to simple.
[07/01/16 01:59:32] Majak, Tratos, and simple [1843/2102] have team battled TauPan, Angaelf, and rolando [409/897] and won! 1 day, 02:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 01:21:47] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:44 towards level 73.
[07/02/16 22:22:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 20 days, 02:23:24 toward level 73.
[07/06/16 14:58:04] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:15 towards level 73.
[07/06/16 16:08:35] jwon [199/689] has challenged simple [194/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from jwon's clock.
[07/06/16 16:08:35] In the fierce battle, simple dropped his level 127 tunic! jwon picks it up, tossing his old level 96 tunic to simple.
[07/08/16 07:29:17] Zaratustra, sjefen6, and simple [923/1807] have team battled Tenorman, Heisenberg, and Pithlit [615/1902] and won! 0 days, 11:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 15:55:47] simple [206/680] has come upon PinkiePie [53/601] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:03:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/08/16 19:11:38] Anaxyn, simple, and Sixbierehomme [267/1845] have team battled Bradicus, ville, and robox [890/1742] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 13:46:16] pfoley, KyloRen, and simple [953/1979] have team battled dclaw123, arlen, and jenksy [1397/2126] and lost! 4 days, 15:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/16 18:52:33] simple [618/680] has come upon Jareeta [95/1064] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:23:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/11/16 08:33:08] fangfufu [504/540] has come upon simple [485/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:14:09 is removed from fangfufu's clock.
[07/12/16 11:52:45] godog [514/661] has come upon simple [44/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:44:22 is removed from godog's clock.
[07/13/16 09:08:09] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:18:40 towards level 73.
[07/15/16 17:01:45] simple [12/680] has challenged Ttech [986/1401] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:35 is added to simple's clock.
[07/16/16 03:59:47] simple [233/680] has come upon Agent86 [315/586] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:41 is added to simple's clock.
[07/16/16 17:22:13] Ironhoof [700/825] has come upon simple [417/680] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:01:35 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/18/16 02:53:17] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:40 towards level 73.
[07/19/16 01:32:37] PersonalJ [141/728] has challenged simple [662/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:30:53 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[07/19/16 08:53:57] Tenorman [600/809] has come upon simple [166/680] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 10:10:25 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/20/16 05:03:22] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:13 towards level 73.
[07/21/16 00:21:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 8 days, 03:22:41 toward level 73.
[07/21/16 17:46:12] simple [668/680] has come upon abra0 [410/601] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:47:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/21/16 17:46:12] simple has dealt abra0 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:09:06 is added to abra0's clock.
[07/21/16 18:42:05] shrivel [81/269] has challenged simple [647/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to shrivel's clock.
[07/21/16 22:59:40] vox [649/854] has challenged simple [399/680] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:28:54 is removed from vox's clock.
[07/22/16 18:20:50] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:05 towards level 73.
[07/23/16 16:17:54] Nofew [469/960] has challenged simple [657/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:52:11 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/24/16 12:34:47] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:34 from level 73.
[07/24/16 15:51:33] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:11 from level 73.
[07/26/16 09:42:51] simple [268/680] has challenged PiotrekD [590/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:19 is added to simple's clock.
[07/27/16 13:34:57] zid, simple, and Pokota [1438/2098] have team battled Tratos, ruan, and pixelate [811/1849] and won! 0 days, 13:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 20:23:58] Heisenberg [242/672] has come upon simple [69/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:12:46 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/28/16 04:16:34] SynthesizerPatel [672/794] has come upon simple [88/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:44:22 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[07/28/16 07:38:02] Milquetoast [240/890] has come upon simple [543/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:37:21 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/28/16 10:18:29] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:51 towards level 73.
[07/30/16 00:15:55] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:54 towards level 73.
[07/30/16 06:29:24] simple [516/680] has come upon damyan [731/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:16 is added to simple's clock.
[07/30/16 16:36:04] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:35 towards level 73.
[07/30/16 22:24:17] simple [79/680] has challenged Sailor_Venus [375/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:54 is added to simple's clock.
[07/31/16 01:25:26] MetaNova [207/470] has challenged simple [213/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:43 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/31/16 04:44:35] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:05 towards level 73.
[07/31/16 07:31:02] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:48 towards level 73.
[07/31/16 20:15:35] simple [415/680] has challenged vox [13/854] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:03:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/01/16 09:33:37] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:48:02 from level 74.
[08/01/16 10:01:48] simple, PinkiePie, and stonehammer [1008/1729] have team battled Cenhinen, Lemelisk, and honkybonky [852/2515] and won! 0 days, 11:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 12:25:29] bl4ckscor3 [101/583] has come upon simple [260/680] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:10:26 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/02/16 03:47:35] Sixbierehomme, Lios, and Plasmastar [460/1800] have team battled gabriel, simple, and Adar [1236/2429] and lost! 2 days, 20:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/16 05:22:43] SarahD [50/586] has challenged simple [254/680] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to SarahD's clock.
[08/04/16 04:03:31] simple [398/680] has challenged SirMonkeybox [808/869] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:11:37 is added to simple's clock.
[08/04/16 04:41:54] simple [162/680] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [219/794] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:02:21 is added to simple's clock.
[08/04/16 08:01:59] magnetik, vegadark, and a1291762 [1944/1981] have team battled MetaNova, simple, and Lios [21/1976] and won! 2 days, 02:55:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 23:15:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 13 days, 13:22:23 toward level 74.
[08/10/16 02:37:36] Tenorman [223/802] has come upon simple [215/674] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:52:22 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/10/16 04:25:35] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:11:55 from level 74.
[08/10/16 18:04:17] simple [193/674] has come upon Jagon [369/578] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:50:19 is added to simple's clock.
[08/10/16 22:10:48] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:33:45 from level 74.
[08/11/16 02:25:12] blizgerg, simple, and Herb_Tarlek [505/2006] have team battled AbacusAvenger, ville, and PriceChild [904/1925] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/16 08:27:24] honkybonky, simple, and Frogging101 [388/1933] have team battled freeboson, suterismus, and everbrew [1074/2346] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/16 21:16:45] Schmid [242/387] has challenged simple [656/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:56 is added to Schmid's clock.
[08/12/16 02:18:43] simple [499/674] has challenged woonack [305/455] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:33:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/13/16 11:26:41] simple [111/674] has come upon Danthemandoo [402/666] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:53:50 is added to simple's clock.
[08/14/16 01:08:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 24 days, 12:30:22 toward level 74.
[08/14/16 07:20:24] simple, Majak, and SudoKing [495/1916] have team battled sasaniak, gabriel, and Herb_Tarlek [2004/2149] and lost! 1 day, 20:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 14:09:36] kenyon, Tratos, and simple [538/3031] have team battled PiotrekD, pants, and Brainiac [967/2041] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/16 21:15:51] PersonalJ, simple, Kalinakov, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/14/16 22:53:25] yano, brycec, and NoodleCake [1118/2269] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, sjums_the_great, and simple [1515/1552] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/16 17:03:08] simple [456/674] has challenged theemstra [623/733] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:22 is added to simple's clock.
[08/16/16 22:13:11] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:33 towards level 74.
[08/17/16 03:07:02] simple [0/674] has challenged Cameron_D [416/1110] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:40:04 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/16 11:56:30] simple [236/674] has come upon Simie [71/879] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:47:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/17/16 21:15:47] ruan, simple, and Boohbah [1562/1733] have team battled fangfufu, strugart, and AbacusAvenger [582/1925] and won! 0 days, 15:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 05:17:24] simple [84/674] has challenged Oooooog [194/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:19:45 is added to simple's clock.
[08/18/16 11:00:47] cjrc [305/742] has challenged simple [308/674] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to cjrc's clock.
[08/18/16 14:21:01] Kalinakov [454/681] has challenged simple [661/674] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:23:55 is added to Kalinakov's clock.
[08/18/16 15:57:21] Douhet [252/903] has come upon simple [460/674] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:35:37 is added to Douhet's clock.
[08/18/16 17:22:35] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:49:23 from level 74.
[08/19/16 20:39:43] MrGlass [84/541] has come upon simple [301/674] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:58 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[08/19/16 23:27:31] simple [596/674] has come upon Mithkabob [339/350] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:42:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/19/16 23:27:31] simple has dealt Mithkabob a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:00:52 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[08/20/16 04:40:47] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:42 from level 74.
[08/20/16 11:35:06] simple [191/674] has come upon roy [234/580] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:55:47 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/16 18:25:37] simple, dindinx, and tmberg [521/1978] have team battled Diitto, ville, and PiotrekD [1159/2620] and lost! 0 days, 16:44:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/16 19:28:40] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:40 towards level 74.
[08/20/16 19:31:32] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:06 towards level 74.
[08/21/16 13:21:22] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:44:48 from level 74.
[08/27/16 04:54:38] simple, vox, and himuraken [1637/2034] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, keeper_c, and Babar [2602/2936] and lost! 0 days, 05:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/16 09:10:45] simple [62/674] has challenged hannesenator [355/879] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:40:51 is added to simple's clock.
[08/28/16 11:49:48] lipek [523/1192] has come upon simple [430/679] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:00:32 is removed from lipek's clock.
[08/29/16 03:56:22] xa [175/276] has challenged simple [404/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to xa's clock.
[08/29/16 12:19:18] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:28 from level 74.
[08/29/16 23:41:26] simple, SynthesizerPatel, and darkmage [774/2320] have team battled PiotrekD, xa, and Satoshi [733/1665] and won! 0 days, 08:46:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 04:34:56] blizgerg, Onceuponaban, and simple [610/2082] have team battled Frogging101, zankore, and MJ94 [880/1942] and lost! 1 day, 06:35:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 05:24:08] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:05 towards level 74.
[09/01/16 07:09:17] simple [661/684] has challenged ryushe [235/897] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:06:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/01/16 17:53:37] basepi [550/622] has come upon simple [392/684] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:59:41 is removed from basepi's clock.
[09/01/16 21:34:53] simple [660/684] has come upon Onceuponaban [258/562] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:07:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/02/16 12:19:21] Heisenberg [318/749] has challenged simple [401/684] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:26:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/02/16 19:07:26] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:33:14 towards level 74.
[09/03/16 11:43:31] simple, Chuck, and Scaramanger [832/1518] have team battled spillere, Diitto, and MrGlass [1429/2295] and lost! 0 days, 05:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/16 19:29:53] simple [387/684] has challenged shandor [700/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:10:45 is added to simple's clock.
[09/03/16 21:36:38] simple [628/684] has come upon Doctor [519/966] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:33:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/05/16 10:46:11] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:15:26 from level 74.
[09/05/16 18:13:02] sjefen6, pants, and canton7 [932/1438] have team battled elf, Pici, and simple [932/2445] and won! 0 days, 02:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/16 15:53:45] darkmage [96/844] has challenged simple [110/684] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:38 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/06/16 16:56:54] Sailor_Venus, PiotrekD, and yano [1199/1714] have team battled keeper_c, simple, and Andries [314/2543] and won! 0 days, 00:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 12:00:53] simple [441/684] has challenged argus [124/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:13:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/16 22:04:32] Bl4ckD34tH [310/475] has challenged simple [85/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:02:16 is removed from Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[09/08/16 01:12:27] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:38 towards level 74.
[09/09/16 19:20:53] simple [429/684] has challenged XJR-9 [136/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:49:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/16 21:54:01] simple [564/875] has challenged Gatewayy [204/863] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/11/16 08:33:27] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:09 towards level 75.
[09/11/16 19:16:57] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:48:50 towards level 75.
[09/11/16 20:06:52] SirMonkeybox [411/876] has come upon simple [177/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:37:18 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/12/16 15:17:50] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:56:57 towards level 75.
[09/12/16 18:48:11] Misza [462/933] has come upon simple [76/875] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:10:16 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/13/16 07:52:35] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:34:53 towards level 75.
[09/14/16 20:00:46] Xikeon [84/117] has challenged simple [523/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to Xikeon's clock.
[09/15/16 01:16:57] theZoMBiE [634/902] has come upon simple [469/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:53:06 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/16/16 09:24:39] MontyZuma [940/1057] has come upon simple [820/875] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:30:25 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[09/18/16 21:13:52] simple sharpened the edge of his weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/16 02:52:36] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:12 towards level 75.
[09/20/16 11:57:50] sjums_the_great [297/445] has challenged simple [755/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:55:42 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/21/16 03:07:26] Frogging101, DoomedExistence, and Zaratustra [227/2018] have team battled kenyon, simple, and sasaniak [112/2780] and won! 2 days, 00:16:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 16:56:44] simple, shymega, and MadMan [1581/1694] have team battled MontyZuma, Jareeta, and irix [1703/3159] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 11:45:35] Firien [159/884] has come upon simple [383/909] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:34:47 is added to Firien's clock.
[09/23/16 20:28:04] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:36:59 from level 75.
[09/29/16 12:54:08] JensRex [228/411] has challenged simple [578/909] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to JensRex's clock.
[09/29/16 14:48:17] simple left his weapon out in the rain to rust! simple's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/16 11:46:26] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:26:37 towards level 75.
[10/01/16 22:56:14] Babar, IdleMaster, and Mirc0p [1019/2028] have team battled Doctor, simple, and irix [1074/2860] and lost! 4 days, 03:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/16 23:01:32] simple [571/866] has challenged Agent86 [7/579] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:54:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/01/16 23:01:32] simple has dealt Agent86 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:44:08 is added to Agent86's clock.
[10/02/16 02:15:47] Brainiac [195/707] has come upon simple [194/866] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:11:48 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/02/16 14:30:48] Cameron_D [88/1108] has come upon simple [362/866] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:14:06 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[10/02/16 22:21:15] Zarniwoop [92/162] has challenged simple [551/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Zarniwoop's clock.
[10/03/16 07:35:46] simple [522/866] has come upon Mithkabob [95/344] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:44:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/04/16 19:18:15] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:54:39 towards level 75.
[10/10/16 18:49:43] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:00:52 towards level 75.
[10/11/16 07:51:48] JensRex [295/420] has come upon simple [755/866] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:01:07 is added to JensRex's clock.
[10/11/16 12:56:57] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:11:06 towards level 75.
[10/12/16 17:34:55] DoomedExistence [355/637] has come upon simple [163/866] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:28:03 is removed from DoomedExistence's clock.
[10/12/16 18:41:24] soltys, Plasmastar, and bSchool [653/1189] have team battled simple, Milquetoast, and ^xnyx^ [303/1837] and won! 0 days, 01:25:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/16 01:41:50] prattmic [807/892] has come upon simple [603/866] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:32:38 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[10/13/16 05:22:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 16 days, 21:20:48 toward level 75.
[10/13/16 12:03:46] Satoshi [635/783] has challenged simple [706/866] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:13:31 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[10/14/16 08:58:26] zankore, Mateusz, and blizgerg [1802/2374] have team battled simple, BURUT, and theemstra [818/2505] and won! 1 day, 20:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/16 15:12:32] vBm [94/549] has challenged simple [507/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:10:41 is added to vBm's clock.
[10/16/16 12:03:18] Pithlit, simple, Tenorman, and SlowRiot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/16 18:14:16] dwfreed, dclaw123, and astropoint [594/1883] have team battled pfoley, simple, and MontyZuma [1825/2563] and lost! 0 days, 22:01:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/16 20:30:03] simple [526/866] has challenged soltys [2/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:59:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/17/16 05:27:07] simple [572/866] has come upon pants [6/722] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:13:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/17/16 13:35:44] JensRex [132/425] has challenged simple [333/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:38 is added to JensRex's clock.
[10/17/16 22:30:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 21:42:37 toward level 75.
[10/18/16 02:25:21] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:07 from level 75.
[10/18/16 05:01:01] simple [153/866] has come upon JuanMaestro [163/575] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:56 is added to simple's clock.
[10/18/16 08:26:46] Realmy [492/500] has come upon simple [272/866] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:58 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[10/19/16 05:49:35] fangfufu [97/565] has challenged simple [626/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:50:07 is added to fangfufu's clock.
[10/19/16 06:00:21] Oooooog [251/516] has come upon simple [682/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:06:12 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[10/20/16 09:48:03] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:22 towards level 75.
[10/20/16 16:25:53] himuraken, Agent86, simple, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/16 00:59:59] simple [290/866] has challenged Anaxyn [413/739] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:11:08 is added to simple's clock.
[10/21/16 22:12:03] simple [457/866] has challenged Majak [118/536] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:34:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/22/16 04:13:56] simple [462/866] has come upon yond [1135/1144] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:36:16 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/16 21:22:36] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/16 07:00:33] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:24:44 from level 76.
[10/24/16 14:58:35] Ladon, pkuz, and simple [805/2138] have team battled Merkel, Plasmastar, and Agent86 [355/1331] and won! 0 days, 02:33:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 21:10:52] simple reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/16 07:53:30] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:49:31 towards level 76.
[10/26/16 14:33:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 43 days, 15:08:27 toward level 76.
[10/27/16 20:53:00] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:47 from level 76.
[10/28/16 03:42:45] Reilly [286/407] has challenged simple [652/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:55:53 is added to Reilly's clock.
[10/29/16 02:33:13] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:31:44 towards level 76.
[10/29/16 07:00:58] Iri [303/354] has come upon simple [296/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:18:54 is removed from Iri's clock.
[10/29/16 20:36:14] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:34 towards level 76.
[11/01/16 02:02:22] Ironhoof [772/807] has come upon simple [853/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:30 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[11/01/16 20:29:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 20:50:14 from level 76.
[11/04/16 23:26:42] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:09:14 from level 76.
[11/05/16 03:16:59] brycec, simple, and lipek [1272/2583] have team battled darkmage, zankore, and brendan [1837/2664] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/16 14:57:14] simple [320/860] has challenged AbacusAvenger [35/522] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:33:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/16 19:40:30] vvyy [2/3] has challenged simple [238/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to vvyy's clock.
[11/05/16 23:49:01] GilbertErik, holloway, and simple [1769/1895] have team battled Pithlit, Relayer, and AngryParsley [1406/1717] and won! 6 days, 02:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/16 11:43:15] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:07 towards level 76.
[11/07/16 18:00:12] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:20:38 from level 76.
[11/07/16 19:17:06] daemoneye [43/726] has challenged simple [384/860] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:03:29 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[11/07/16 19:18:43] robochot, SirMonkeybox, and simple [1766/2014] have team battled tmberg, dtype, and MJ94 [575/1929] and won! 0 days, 17:21:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 13:12:55] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:18 towards level 76.
[11/09/16 11:31:59] simple [450/860] has challenged Agent86 [98/583] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:31:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/09/16 12:23:15] simple [332/860] has come upon petrichor [185/595] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:36:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/16 16:32:49] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:55 towards level 76.
[11/10/16 20:40:33] simple [679/860] has come upon XJR-9 [662/714] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:54:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/16 22:42:12] osannatas [93/200] has challenged simple [68/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/11/16 01:46:01] holloway [425/502] has challenged simple [721/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:58:30 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/11/16 20:22:23] vox, PersonalJ, and astropoint [1046/2465] have team battled Oooooog, tspange, and simple [1343/2334] and lost! 0 days, 06:16:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/16 03:38:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 09:48:51 from level 76.
[11/12/16 13:43:53] Brainiac [43/707] has come upon simple [538/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:54:45 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/13/16 01:05:53] RBecker [504/818] has challenged simple [671/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:19 is added to RBecker's clock.
[11/13/16 03:06:38] simple [839/860] has challenged Sir_Lemming [161/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:19:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/13/16 05:26:07] AngryParsley, godog, and pfoley [1580/2029] have team battled simple, shymega, and Ttech [913/2702] and won! 7 days, 11:26:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 05:42:59] Enthiendor, Captain_Chaos, and aucg [1413/1738] have team battled simple, mordac, and kier [1290/2391] and won! 0 days, 08:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/16 10:07:31] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:13:22 from level 76.
[11/16/16 00:41:36] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:11:15 from level 76.
[11/16/16 09:46:38] Tratos [910/985] has come upon simple [346/860] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:24:24 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[11/17/16 01:50:45] Xenthys [210/704] has come upon simple [858/860] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:06:22 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/17/16 14:49:31] Adar [580/594] has come upon simple [228/860] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 00:27:31 is removed from Adar's clock.
[11/17/16 22:40:02] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:54 towards level 76.
[11/18/16 07:50:54] simple [10/860] has challenged canton7 [533/660] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:37:12 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/16 08:52:59] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:28 towards level 76.
[11/19/16 04:23:50] simple, Oooooog, Realmy, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/16 05:47:03] osannatas [209/397] has challenged simple [645/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to osannatas's clock.
[11/19/16 11:40:49] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:44 towards level 76.
[11/19/16 12:02:11] simple [288/860] has challenged pants [301/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:26:32 is added to simple's clock.
[11/19/16 17:14:20] AbacusAvenger, PersonalJ, and godog [19/1977] have team battled Darky, simple, and Meta [1466/2399] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/16 16:13:11] Cameron_D [711/1244] has challenged simple [487/860] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:42:18 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[11/21/16 09:34:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 13:23:58 toward level 76.
[11/21/16 12:45:04] simple [351/860] has come upon Hydrogenum [381/439] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:44:33 is added to simple's clock.
[11/21/16 18:17:16] Iciloo [94/156] has come upon simple [70/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:43 is removed from Iciloo's clock.
[11/22/16 07:20:39] Oooooog [67/523] has come upon simple [277/860] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:01:23 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[11/22/16 20:02:57] simple fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/23/16 02:24:54] Merkel, dwfreed, and jenksy [1726/2254] have team battled simple, nfsnobody, and ville [2112/2345] and lost! 0 days, 09:34:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 05:40:32] holloway, simple, and stonehammer [1888/2167] have team battled dwfreed, Heisenberg, and yano [1553/1932] and won! 1 day, 13:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 18:20:01] pixelate [224/497] has challenged simple [537/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:29:59 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/28/16 23:48:35] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:46 towards level 76.
[11/29/16 06:34:20] simple [672/852] has challenged Tzic [45/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/01/16 08:50:14] astropoint [34/604] has come upon simple [4/852] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:06:54 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[12/01/16 15:05:31] simple [43/852] has come upon holloway [209/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:27 is added to simple's clock.
[12/01/16 16:57:24] simple [835/852] has challenged Euronur [64/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/01/16 20:42:36] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:36 towards level 76.
[12/02/16 01:46:48] simple [76/852] has challenged Hydrogenum [360/439] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to simple's clock.
[12/02/16 09:03:41] Oooooog [152/523] has challenged simple [460/852] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:45:23 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[12/02/16 09:17:31] simple [793/852] has come upon dzen [408/430] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:13:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/02/16 13:00:33] MJ94 [323/872] has challenged simple [29/852] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[12/03/16 05:11:42] Heisenberg [224/853] has challenged simple [49/852] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:40:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/03/16 22:27:26] Milquetoast [109/902] has come upon simple [340/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:08 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[12/04/16 16:37:50] mwhahaha [238/590] has come upon simple [266/852] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:28:30 is added to mwhahaha's clock.
[12/07/16 02:49:17] simple [561/852] has challenged astropoint [604/624] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:08:30 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/16 11:02:14] simple [668/852] has challenged sjefen6 [153/422] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:33:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/10/16 11:21:26] fattrat [438/645] has challenged simple [369/852] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:48:00 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[12/10/16 12:54:17] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:14:19 towards level 77.
[12/11/16 09:30:15] Merkel [514/889] has challenged simple [273/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:00 is removed from Merkel's clock.
[12/11/16 15:30:21] simple, Sir_Lemming, zankore, and IndigoTiger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/16 09:49:18] daemoneye [272/726] has come upon simple [244/852] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:23:00 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[12/17/16 13:33:05] Woona, GilbertErik, and simple [1651/2224] have team battled ville, Merkel, and TauPan [836/2090] and won! 2 days, 19:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/16 18:12:30] SirMonkeybox [526/643] has come upon simple [590/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:39:33 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/17/16 22:42:01] Sailor_Venus [479/569] has come upon simple [101/852] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:44:06 is removed from Sailor_Venus's clock.
[12/18/16 16:20:16] IdleMaster [409/492] has come upon simple [398/852] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:07:24 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/19/16 14:48:26] Sir_Lemming [594/820] has challenged simple [391/852] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:15:37 is removed from Sir_Lemming's clock.
[12/20/16 03:58:42] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:41 towards level 77.
[12/21/16 09:29:01] simple [37/852] has come upon Captain_Chaos [472/524] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:17:37 is added to simple's clock.
[12/21/16 12:52:23] RistoUuranmaki [346/661] has come upon simple [709/852] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:41:11 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[01/04/17 13:55:30] simple, Agent86, and dxrt [595/2276] have team battled rharwood, yano, and Taffer [1338/1526] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/17 03:30:34] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:04 towards level 77.
[01/11/17 11:12:32] simple [695/852] has challenged NoodleCake [667/800] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:31:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/17 21:58:56] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:15:57 from level 77.
[01/12/17 15:17:35] MrGlass [69/739] has come upon simple [785/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:28 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[01/12/17 21:25:16] simple [83/852] has challenged Realmy [657/1010] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:49:38 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/17 04:38:12] kline [53/348] has come upon simple [0/852] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:46 is removed from kline's clock.
[01/14/17 18:22:43] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:47:07 towards level 77.
[01/14/17 20:35:43] Xenthys [76/671] has come upon simple [305/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:42 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/15/17 21:38:33] simple sharpened the edge of his weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/17 17:37:02] simple [195/885] has come upon JuanMaestro [23/591] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:38:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/17/17 04:13:08] sjums_the_great [246/480] has challenged simple [187/885] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/17/17 05:27:59] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:00 towards level 77.
[01/17/17 06:54:05] canton7, simple, and Realmy [536/2601] have team battled Mirc0p, noother, and Globalirc [615/2098] and lost! 0 days, 21:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/17 13:29:32] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:49:55 towards level 77.
[01/18/17 14:24:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 22:55:46 toward level 77.
[01/18/17 19:10:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 18:19:46 toward level 77.
[01/19/17 20:26:16] AngryParsley [854/933] has challenged simple [563/885] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:41:36 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/21/17 12:20:59] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:00 towards level 77.
[01/21/17 22:39:55] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:25 towards level 77.
[01/22/17 14:50:39] simple [574/885] has challenged Gatewayy [845/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:59:37 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/17 07:56:56] gabriel [383/1056] has challenged simple [409/885] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:36:55 is added to gabriel's clock.
[01/23/17 14:36:41] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:33 towards level 77.
[01/24/17 08:36:11] simple [547/885] has come upon IdleMaster [342/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:53:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/25/17 00:55:04] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:59 towards level 77.
[01/25/17 10:24:45] Zaratustra [392/954] has come upon simple [838/885] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:05:35 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/28/17 06:24:12] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:59 towards level 77.
[01/28/17 07:51:43] Grums [11/243] has challenged simple [857/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Grums's clock.
[01/28/17 11:37:52] Birdbones [572/945] has come upon simple [95/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:30 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/28/17 12:08:46] simple [20/885] has challenged vegadark [214/445] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/17 21:01:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 33 days, 03:17:43 toward level 78.
[01/29/17 03:17:33] simple, blind, and agrajag [2224/2428] have team battled nfsnobody, Xenthys, and glook [501/1897] and won! 3 days, 04:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/17 07:36:50] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:44:07 towards level 78.
[01/30/17 02:19:58] holloway [49/655] has challenged simple [556/885] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:47:58 is added to holloway's clock.
[01/31/17 20:02:34] simple [804/885] has come upon WallIdl [66/808] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:59:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/31/17 21:34:46] kline [325/388] has challenged simple [850/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:48:52 is added to kline's clock.
[02/01/17 04:27:49] Mordraan [69/433] has challenged simple [161/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[02/01/17 11:43:19] simple [58/885] has come upon AbacusAvenger [704/847] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:56:35 is added to simple's clock.
[02/02/17 06:20:38] Ladon, simple, and gabriel [1541/2916] have team battled Syloq, Birdbones, and Furry [1078/1906] and won! 1 day, 13:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/17 02:01:29] simple [569/885] has challenged Jareeta [146/1112] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:52:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/17 21:20:58] ToHellWithGA [200/327] has challenged simple [601/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/04/17 22:17:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 8 days, 21:24:58 toward level 78.
[02/05/17 12:45:37] Misza [26/927] has come upon simple [454/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:47:22 is added to Misza's clock.
[02/05/17 16:42:36] simple [861/885] has come upon Cameron_D [996/1372] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:41:35 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/17 16:54:26] damyan [37/987] has come upon simple [211/885] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:04 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/09/17 07:45:30] simple [372/885] has challenged rxcomm [22/804] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:40:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/09/17 07:45:30] simple has dealt rxcomm a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:37:33 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[02/09/17 20:17:59] fwilson [529/557] has come upon simple [272/885] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:19:09 is removed from fwilson's clock.
[02/10/17 07:36:27] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:50 towards level 78.
[02/10/17 11:55:30] sjefen6 [308/423] has challenged simple [397/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:59:48 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/10/17 13:17:07] canton7 [421/727] has challenged simple [748/885] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to canton7's clock.
[02/11/17 21:33:30] simple, Fattyeater, and Woona [118/2222] have team battled JuanMaestro, Evrial, and vox [1576/2246] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/17 23:25:23] suterismus, Taffer, and irix [246/2995] have team battled simple, SirMonkeybox, and Tharbakery [242/2329] and won! 2 days, 18:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 13:27:21] tspange, simple, and zankore [505/2474] have team battled Lemelisk, sjefen6, and borsin [1351/2000] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/17 18:09:43] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:23 towards level 78.
[02/12/17 20:57:19] awgh [21/351] has challenged simple [843/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to awgh's clock.
[02/12/17 21:06:43] himuraken, simple, soltys, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/17 04:55:10] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:03 towards level 78.
[02/13/17 12:06:54] Taffer [109/675] has come upon simple [538/885] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:38:18 is added to Taffer's clock.
[02/14/17 09:27:04] dodobrain [257/875] has challenged simple [187/885] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:07:11 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[02/14/17 18:31:05] simple [48/885] has challenged Furry [602/662] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:49:32 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/17 20:34:37] simple [186/885] has challenged ToHellWithGA [71/405] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:40:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/17 17:04:12] simple, unicron, Firien, and everbrew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/17 18:54:36] dclaw123, J, and kline [1152/1515] have team battled simple, fwilson, and allo [417/1928] and won! 0 days, 02:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/17 19:05:48] IFo [97/266] has challenged simple [507/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to IFo's clock.
[02/17/17 08:47:10] kier, Eiam, and simple [539/2410] have team battled soltys, Agent86, and suterismus [1970/2413] and lost! 1 day, 13:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/17 09:05:29] Doctor [833/968] has come upon simple [539/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:51:46 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[02/17/17 09:54:58] simple fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/17 20:12:40] sasaniak, Zye, and RedW [2053/2113] have team battled Killerkid, RBecker, and simple [1735/2616] and won! 0 days, 04:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/17 16:13:24] PiotrekD [203/679] has challenged simple [535/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:27:33 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[02/20/17 18:15:05] Tenorman [912/1056] has come upon simple [171/878] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:18:50 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/21/17 17:36:33] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:20 from level 78.
[02/22/17 08:47:29] El_Sobaka [36/129] has challenged simple [414/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/22/17 17:38:08] hannesenator [50/914] has come upon simple [64/878] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:27:46 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[02/22/17 17:47:05] hannesenator [102/914] has come upon simple [566/878] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:32:50 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[02/24/17 07:03:26] JuanMaestro, basepi, and simple [30/2347] have team battled bootdisk, Ironhoof, and zankore [19/2022] and won! 2 days, 19:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 02:52:14] GilbertErik, vrillusions, and simple [114/2413] have team battled SirMonkeybox, darkmage, and brendan [2642/2992] and lost! 1 day, 20:53:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/17 07:27:55] simple [192/878] has come upon AngryParsley [149/943] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:31:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/26/17 07:34:36] freeboson, Birdbones, and elbie [289/2214] have team battled Heisenberg, Bvarne, and simple [1922/2439] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/17 19:00:19] bootdisk [347/635] has challenged simple [310/878] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/26/17 20:00:31] mwhahaha, simple, Taffer, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/17 11:55:18] Mithkabob, Virtual, and RedW [1472/1859] have team battled Ladon, simple, and Fluttershy [488/2731] and won! 1 day, 07:42:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 23:58:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 12:10:30 toward level 78.
[03/01/17 01:03:07] elf, kensington, and mwhahaha [1604/2115] have team battled simple, soltys, and robox [1609/2274] and lost! 0 days, 14:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/17 19:35:53] simple [421/878] has come upon elbie [130/605] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/17 20:56:20] simple [614/878] has challenged Crazycatlady [491/541] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/17 21:21:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 34 days, 14:15:31 toward level 79.
[03/06/17 19:26:33] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:31 towards level 79.
[03/07/17 03:03:30] simple [567/878] has challenged Torgeir [61/106] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:54:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/17 18:48:44] Misza, arlen, and Eiam [1947/2473] have team battled simple, unicron, and dindinx [1081/2058] and won! 1 day, 04:25:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 00:08:27] simple [703/878] has come upon Bradicus [539/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:21:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/17 06:23:14] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:08 from level 79.
[03/11/17 12:28:13] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:26 towards level 79.
[03/11/17 17:12:32] IndigoTiger [974/1000] has come upon simple [690/878] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:30 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/13/17 16:07:11] fattrat [104/1124] has come upon simple [812/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:18 is added to fattrat's clock.
[03/14/17 02:56:16] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:24:50 from level 79.
[03/15/17 04:33:32] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:08:06 towards level 79.
[03/15/17 11:49:42] Virtual [628/639] has come upon simple [874/878] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:16:53 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/17/17 08:29:52] simple [285/878] has challenged shandor [554/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:30:22 is added to simple's clock.
[03/18/17 02:19:44] simple [20/878] has come upon canton7 [735/820] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:31:47 is added to simple's clock.
[03/18/17 04:31:40] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:59:13 from level 79.
[03/19/17 23:08:57] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:39:29 towards level 79.
[03/20/17 10:05:56] simple lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:07:29 from level 79.
[03/20/17 13:41:54] dclaw123 [507/822] has come upon simple [819/878] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:13:37 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[03/20/17 22:29:34] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:50:55 towards level 79.
[03/21/17 15:31:31] simple [870/878] has challenged Satoshi [44/776] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:22:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/17 02:38:50] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:10 from level 79.
[03/23/17 22:50:35] simple [467/878] has challenged zid [281/837] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:00:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/24/17 20:58:11] simple [711/878] has challenged darkmage [326/964] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:41:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/17 09:55:42] Avocet [150/343] has challenged simple [330/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to Avocet's clock.
[03/25/17 10:02:39] suterismus [672/1275] has challenged simple [632/878] in combat and won! 25 days, 12:52:58 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[03/25/17 16:47:07] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:39 towards level 79.
[03/26/17 01:03:19] FakeWizard, kenyon, and simple [434/2480] have team battled Darky, Ladon, and NoodleCake [105/2625] and won! 3 days, 09:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 03:45:01] GilbertErik [143/524] has come upon simple [119/878] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:07:18 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[03/26/17 08:10:16] simple [536/878] has challenged sjums_the_great [216/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:03:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/26/17 11:22:27] simple [365/878] has come upon liara [63/337] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:28:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/26/17 11:25:52] simple [15/878] has come upon liara [126/337] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:40:47 is added to simple's clock.
[03/28/17 01:36:03] Syloq [62/287] has challenged simple [317/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:33:43 is added to Syloq's clock.
[03/28/17 12:32:58] Mateusz, simple, and JensRex [2469/2572] have team battled Asara, IndigoTiger, and rxcomm [1223/2934] and won! 0 days, 18:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 08:29:09] El_Sobaka [39/405] has challenged simple [61/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[03/29/17 08:46:46] Gizmokid2005 [715/780] has challenged simple [432/878] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:10:11 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[03/29/17 14:46:26] grooverider [524/1100] has come upon simple [663/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:23 is added to grooverider's clock.
[03/29/17 16:12:44] ville [485/655] has challenged simple [163/878] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from ville's clock.
[03/30/17 01:43:03] simple [380/883] has come upon pfoley [595/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/30/17 18:28:06] jstg, Agent86, and simple [1683/2136] have team battled XenGi, IdleMaster, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1564/1861] and won! 1 day, 05:55:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/17 21:40:56] Satoshi, everbrew, and simple [953/2391] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, LegendaryQ, and Firien [1210/1704] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/17 19:55:00] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:13 towards level 79.
[04/17/17 20:45:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 8 days, 16:27:46 toward level 79.
[04/18/17 02:19:15] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:28 towards level 79.
[04/18/17 03:32:38] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:50 towards level 79.
[04/18/17 18:14:02] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:29 from level 79.
[04/19/17 15:58:04] Majak [163/532] has come upon simple [26/883] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 22:21:57 is removed from Majak's clock.
[04/19/17 16:10:11] simple [863/883] has come upon pixelate [43/476] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:11:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/20/17 13:18:56] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:43:34 from level 79.
[04/20/17 19:10:27] EpicPerl [91/183] has challenged simple [66/883] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:39 is removed from EpicPerl's clock.
[04/24/17 23:31:08] Misza [267/932] has come upon simple [240/883] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:23:59 is removed from Misza's clock.
[04/27/17 02:07:06] kork, AbrahamLinksys, and osannatas [1038/1582] have team battled RedW, simple, and DrOfBaconNomics [1459/2863] and lost! 0 days, 22:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/17 11:28:10] Jareeta, dodobrain, and Psilocybe [505/2064] have team battled simple, damyan, and Gatewayy [660/2728] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/17 13:37:31] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:21 towards level 79.
[04/29/17 01:36:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 04:40:04 toward level 79.
[04/29/17 07:06:12] Killerkid, Cypher, and simple [1415/2608] have team battled Taffer, Bvarne, and Ironhoof [1241/2453] and won! 1 day, 03:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 00:14:32] simple [722/883] has come upon Cameron_D [302/1442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:27:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/01/17 00:52:52] simple misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:19 from level 79.
[05/02/17 01:43:14] GilbertErik [556/655] has come upon simple [531/883] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:00:46 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[05/03/17 11:28:46] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:59 towards level 79.
[05/03/17 21:20:11] Zaratustra, simple, and yawgmoth [922/2548] have team battled Sundance, idlerpgww, and Birdbones [1610/2111] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 07:04:23] blind [393/948] has challenged simple [445/883] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:50:43 is added to blind's clock.
[05/04/17 08:43:23] blind, Psilocybe, and mordac [270/2123] have team battled Xethron, simple, and arlen [1359/2600] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 18:08:28] simple [377/883] has challenged pants [447/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:21:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/17 19:08:52] soltys [453/692] has challenged simple [706/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:54:34 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/04/17 21:36:58] Misza, simple, and Beavis [663/2886] have team battled irix, JuanMaestro, and holloway [584/2445] and won! 1 day, 00:13:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 03:39:42] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:05 towards level 79.
[05/09/17 16:55:02] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:44:31 towards level 79.
[05/10/17 00:21:42] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:45:30 towards level 79.
[05/12/17 05:27:02] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:01:28 towards level 79.
[05/13/17 16:02:33] Cuttlefish, suterismus, and Lios [814/2343] have team battled Lnk, J, and simple [71/1906] and won! 0 days, 00:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 19:29:57] sbp [313/600] has challenged simple [26/883] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:38:28 is removed from sbp's clock.
[05/15/17 00:25:06] simple [794/883] has come upon Sundance [718/738] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:27:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/17 01:36:36] agrajag [103/877] has challenged simple [137/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:34 is added to agrajag's clock.
[05/15/17 12:18:08] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:38 towards level 79.
[05/17/17 01:47:25] simple [443/889] has challenged keepermurf [783/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:51 is added to simple's clock.
[05/17/17 04:48:04] simple [609/889] has challenged zankore [475/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:44:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/17 21:44:56] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/18/17 01:02:45] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:47 towards level 79.
[05/18/17 03:45:20] kline [395/442] has come upon simple [459/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:20 is added to kline's clock.
[05/18/17 09:28:19] simple, Birdbones, and zid [189/2658] have team battled SudoKing, NoodleCake, and Mateusz [804/2342] and lost! 1 day, 09:06:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 14:41:12] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:22 towards level 79.
[05/19/17 08:46:23] kline, johnthebear, and Sixbierehomme [1510/1746] have team battled canton7, allo, and simple [1443/2154] and won! 0 days, 12:24:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 05:37:14] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:25 towards level 79.
[05/21/17 07:20:05] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:39 from level 79.
[05/22/17 16:14:48] Heisenberg [703/849] has come upon simple [520/880] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:28 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[05/23/17 03:49:53] Bkid [418/936] has come upon simple [627/880] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:35:03 is added to Bkid's clock.
[05/24/17 02:59:28] mordac [174/842] has come upon simple [169/880] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:56:11 is removed from mordac's clock.
[05/24/17 08:31:04] Boohbah, IdleMaster, and MrGlass [2070/2126] have team battled simple, dodobrain, and kenyon [1689/2677] and won! 8 days, 18:54:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/17 20:30:13] Zye [568/739] has come upon simple [92/880] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:41:47 is removed from Zye's clock.
[05/26/17 06:48:18] simple [584/897] has challenged JensRex [520/832] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:29:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/17 16:42:23] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:20:51 from level 80.
[05/26/17 20:54:20] Azerothian [123/244] has come upon simple [89/897] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:23:54 is removed from Azerothian's clock.
[05/28/17 11:51:07] Iri, idlerpgww, and Gatewayy [1184/1752] have team battled simple, sbp, and GilbertErik [1871/2184] and lost! 1 day, 00:50:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 15:03:55] Nofew, idlerpgww, and simple [549/2526] have team battled neurospex, JensRex, and Beavis [1079/3099] and lost! 1 day, 16:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 05:52:01] simple [750/897] has challenged Iri [73/453] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:46:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/29/17 16:27:40] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:06:34 towards level 80.
[05/29/17 16:47:27] simple [521/897] has come upon dindinx [404/457] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:31:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/30/17 08:25:37] Bl4ckC0re [15/303] has challenged simple [405/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[05/30/17 11:12:41] idlerpgww [254/498] has challenged simple [549/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:20 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[05/30/17 14:47:19] LordH, RBecker, and GilbertErik [2268/2493] have team battled simple, Oooooog, and theemstra [372/2214] and won! 7 days, 20:55:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 15:55:13] glook [275/566] has come upon simple [791/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:22 is added to glook's clock.
[05/30/17 16:00:34] simple [683/897] has come upon Socks [281/566] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:15:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/31/17 08:06:15] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:34:58 from level 80.
[05/31/17 20:37:50] simple, AbrahamLinksys, and fattrat [961/2708] have team battled mwhahaha, Lios, and himuraken [829/2334] and won! 0 days, 03:08:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 04:10:10] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:45:06 from level 80.
[06/01/17 10:17:12] Boohbah, max, and GilbertErik [166/2224] have team battled ville, simple, and Ttech [2634/3031] and lost! 6 days, 08:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/17 03:06:50] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:26:26 towards level 80.
[06/02/17 06:43:53] GilbertErik, MrGlass, and Lemelisk [930/2544] have team battled simple, theemstra, and Euronur [2200/2369] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 01:07:07] simple [156/897] has come upon Agent86 [472/642] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:03:41 is added to simple's clock.
[06/05/17 15:40:57] simple [631/897] has come upon droogie [690/812] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:40:55 is added to simple's clock.
[06/06/17 03:09:34] simple [754/897] has come upon Gatewayy [60/791] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:16:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/06/17 06:41:50] bigjay, sigmg, and Atan [1627/1687] have team battled AngryParsley, simple, and Sixbierehomme [218/2548] and won! 0 days, 00:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/17 13:48:23] RistoUuranmaki, Nofew, and MrGlass [233/2638] have team battled J, simple, and WallIdl [401/2191] and lost! 5 days, 17:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 09:29:32] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:05:39 towards level 80.
[06/10/17 17:27:34] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:01:49 from level 80.
[06/11/17 19:51:13] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:02:46 towards level 80.
[06/12/17 04:03:42] ToHellWithGA [193/419] has challenged simple [346/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:53:09 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/14/17 13:40:19] simple [558/897] has come upon WallIdl [709/798] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:18:31 is added to simple's clock.
[06/19/17 15:35:58] simple [695/897] has come upon elbie [111/786] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:39:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/19/17 16:03:54] NoodleCake [266/830] has come upon simple [570/897] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:26:49 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[06/20/17 15:49:23] simple [391/897] has come upon Zaratustra [386/1150] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:53:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/21/17 20:40:43] simple [582/897] has challenged kenyon [483/702] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:12:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/22/17 16:11:07] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:52:14 from level 80.
[06/22/17 23:49:17] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:16:56 towards level 80.
[06/23/17 17:30:32] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:42 towards level 80.
[06/24/17 03:33:40] hhes, kenyon, and simple [198/1975] have team battled bootdisk, sjefen6, and Ironhoof [476/2181] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 06:34:19] simple [817/897] has challenged arlen [125/926] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:22:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/24/17 17:28:08] simple [824/897] has come upon pixelate [119/476] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:33:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/24/17 20:00:02] kensington [768/891] has come upon simple [55/897] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:45:04 is removed from kensington's clock.
[06/24/17 21:28:28] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:42 from level 80.
[06/25/17 04:09:30] simple [111/897] has challenged IndigoTiger [62/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:27:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/17 13:16:19] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:44:45 from level 80.
[06/26/17 19:25:28] simple [815/897] has come upon ville [298/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:05:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/28/17 10:46:17] simple [57/897] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [51/881] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:42:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/28/17 13:50:32] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:02 towards level 80.
[06/28/17 22:28:23] uhmmm [21/621] has challenged simple [850/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:07:29 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/30/17 06:21:22] simple [92/897] has come upon Boohbah [347/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:05:56 is added to simple's clock.
[06/30/17 12:58:36] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:48 towards level 80.
[06/30/17 13:03:35] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:18 towards level 80.
[07/01/17 16:20:38] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:00:20 from level 80.
[07/01/17 23:49:29] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:43 towards level 80.
[07/02/17 15:34:21] adamchainz [12/22] has challenged simple [660/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/04/17 14:38:38] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:59 towards level 80.
[07/04/17 18:37:51] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:13 towards level 80.
[07/05/17 10:09:00] shandor [151/603] has come upon simple [30/897] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:42:50 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/05/17 14:15:56] Bl4ckC0re [231/559] has challenged simple [553/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to Bl4ckC0re's clock.
[07/05/17 16:38:57] simple [771/897] has come upon pants [636/734] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:29:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/06/17 18:59:04] D.Va [406/543] has challenged simple [165/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:29:46 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[07/07/17 08:55:59] simple [332/897] has come upon dclaw123 [250/880] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:58:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/07/17 12:55:17] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:00 towards level 80.
[07/08/17 05:59:36] adamchainz, Reilly, and Lemelisk [1613/1723] have team battled Misza, simple, and KingQuackers [276/2513] and won! 0 days, 01:08:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 01:36:39] sasaniak, yano, rxcomm, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/17 02:29:30] Bradicus, simple, and damyan [2213/2281] have team battled freeboson, Evrial, and Cameron_D [346/2920] and won! 1 day, 12:45:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 02:37:13] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:29 towards level 80.
[07/09/17 20:18:57] theemstra [112/789] has come upon simple [157/897] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:49:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/10/17 04:23:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:22:33 from level 80.
[07/10/17 21:00:38] simple [276/897] has come upon max [534/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:39 is added to simple's clock.
[07/12/17 11:28:47] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:05 towards level 80.
[07/12/17 14:21:31] simple [223/897] has challenged soltys [80/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:09:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/13/17 05:28:50] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:41 towards level 80.
[07/15/17 19:24:24] Mateusz [469/836] has come upon simple [863/897] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:27:14 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[07/16/17 00:36:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 09:16:04 toward level 80.
[07/17/17 09:16:12] simple [358/897] has come upon MJ94 [59/909] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:09:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/17/17 11:06:35] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:04 towards level 80.
[07/17/17 12:52:27] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:25 from level 80.
[07/17/17 13:34:46] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:40 towards level 80.
[07/17/17 22:37:33] simple [197/897] has come upon AngryParsley [412/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:27 is added to simple's clock.
[07/18/17 09:22:25] simple [798/897] has come upon PinkiePie [435/612] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/18/17 14:26:47] grooverider, abra0, and simple [1919/2993] have team battled h00k, soltys, and KingQuackers [1773/1901] and won! 0 days, 03:00:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/17 01:42:01] lipek, simple, and RBecker [653/2855] have team battled dodobrain, J, and RistoUuranmaki [1005/2109] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/17 02:35:48] simple [336/897] has challenged Satoshi [754/757] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to simple's clock.
[07/19/17 03:55:54] simple [420/897] has challenged manish17xxx [637/735] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:38:48 is added to simple's clock.
[07/20/17 12:39:39] Dork_Knight [94/144] has challenged simple [63/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:22 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/20/17 14:23:42] codedeeply [286/397] has challenged simple [213/897] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[07/21/17 21:46:11] Nistur [118/240] has come upon simple [644/897] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:39 is added to Nistur's clock.
[07/23/17 12:30:14] simple [191/897] has come upon hhes [169/498] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:31:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/24/17 04:16:40] Bl4ckC0re, vox, and simple [1448/2544] have team battled Satoshi, holloway, and shawn0 [860/1820] and won! 1 day, 11:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/17 08:56:49] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:19:25 towards level 81.
[07/24/17 10:16:24] simple [817/897] has challenged kensington [174/941] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:24:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/24/17 10:16:24] simple has dealt kensington a Critical Strike! 6 days, 14:04:09 is added to kensington's clock.
[07/24/17 19:32:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 13 days, 00:31:09 toward level 81.
[07/25/17 08:13:48] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:44:08 from level 81.
[07/25/17 14:22:08] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:13:40 towards level 81.
[07/25/17 16:32:50] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:25:24 from level 81.
[07/26/17 05:17:38] Chuck, KingQuackers, and IdleMaster [989/1953] have team battled Khorne, MrGlass, and simple [925/2028] and won! 0 days, 15:09:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/17 05:39:56] simple reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/17 07:22:19] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:05:58 towards level 81.
[07/28/17 12:50:17] simple [354/901] has come upon Azerothian [7/390] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:48:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/17 05:14:32] simple [609/901] has come upon KingQuackers [125/511] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:06:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/17 05:54:43] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:12:48 towards level 81.
[07/30/17 18:56:30] Jay [33/63] has challenged simple [478/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Jay's clock.
[07/30/17 23:50:39] Lnk [331/832] has challenged simple [824/901] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/01/17 04:47:56] KingQuackers [393/511] has challenged simple [108/901] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:21:54 is removed from KingQuackers's clock.
[08/01/17 13:40:15] glorgamitch, m0shbear, simple, and Evrial have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/17 13:42:00] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:11:22 from level 81.
[08/03/17 05:47:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 19:23:08 from level 81.
[08/05/17 00:03:44] Antium [261/486] has challenged simple [120/901] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:30 is removed from Antium's clock.
[08/07/17 04:12:37] Syloq [296/445] has challenged simple [76/901] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:28:59 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[08/07/17 04:12:37] In the fierce battle, simple dropped his level 63 charm! Syloq picks it up, tossing his old level 42 charm to simple.
[08/07/17 09:34:10] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:03:04 from level 81.
[08/07/17 22:32:48] simple [699/880] has come upon damyan [90/748] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:19:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/08/17 21:41:42] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:13 towards level 81.
[08/09/17 02:46:54] simple [784/880] has come upon LegendaryQ [385/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:41:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/09/17 05:21:05] Gatewayy [408/820] has challenged simple [296/880] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:38:46 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[08/12/17 05:19:33] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:21 towards level 81.
[08/12/17 06:36:42] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:13 towards level 81.
[08/13/17 08:30:25] simple [22/880] has come upon holloway [502/784] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:18:46 is added to simple's clock.
[08/14/17 13:29:12] simple [838/880] has come upon sunri5e [66/258] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:42:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/14/17 17:43:53] arlen [621/911] has challenged simple [597/880] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:26:04 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/14/17 19:13:29] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:04 towards level 81.
[08/15/17 00:52:07] simple [536/880] has come upon PinkiePie [394/871] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:21:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/15/17 02:46:00] simple [643/880] has come upon idisjunction [788/879] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:35:34 is added to simple's clock.
[08/15/17 05:21:58] simple [799/880] has come upon zifnab06 [492/608] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:13:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/16/17 11:42:17] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:50 towards level 81.
[08/17/17 03:58:38] arlen [745/893] has challenged simple [131/880] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:09:47 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/17/17 09:59:38] simple [334/880] has challenged arlen [621/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:48:57 is added to simple's clock.
[08/18/17 02:54:04] simple [28/880] has come upon djm [93/459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:33:53 is added to simple's clock.
[08/18/17 03:00:35] jstg, Lemelisk, and Nofew [1449/2872] have team battled simple, Syloq, and Avocet [826/2134] and won! 2 days, 00:16:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 18:08:47] simple [697/880] has challenged dodobrain [764/838] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:48:12 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/17 09:08:32] simple [368/880] has come upon kenyon [17/707] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:11:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/21/17 09:08:32] simple has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 8 days, 14:31:29 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/22/17 14:01:18] m0shbear, idlerpgww, and Lios [947/2074] have team battled canton7, simple, and brycec [1811/2470] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/17 22:21:34] simple [618/880] has challenged Mars [372/434] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:02:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/13/17 06:59:00] simple [135/880] has challenged Taffer [490/624] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:11:00 is added to simple's clock.
[10/08/17 23:13:39] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:38:33 from level 81.
[10/09/17 14:22:35] simple [325/886] has come upon Gatewayy [445/824] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:01:27 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/17 14:29:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 5 days, 23:27:05 toward level 81.
[10/10/17 16:27:01] simple, neurospex, and idisjunction [1461/2879] have team battled vegadark, Herb_Tarlek, and WallIdl [1372/2160] and won! 3 days, 22:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 19:15:29] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:04:56 from level 81.
[10/13/17 16:25:36] b00, MrGlass, and CornFly [2140/2185] have team battled Lnk, simple, and Fluttershy [1094/2439] and won! 0 days, 07:36:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 18:20:41] simple [0/886] has challenged HeavyPodda [726/1053] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:37:39 is added to simple's clock.
[10/15/17 21:42:03] simple, Khorne, and IdleMaster [556/2051] have team battled vrillusions, Agent86, and Elgo [1915/1961] and lost! 1 day, 18:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/17 19:35:45] Lnk [413/668] has challenged simple [262/886] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:07:52 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/20/17 10:40:25] simple [785/886] has challenged PiotrekD [115/673] in combat and won! 18 days, 04:25:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/21/17 06:56:34] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:49:02 towards level 81.
[10/23/17 01:28:47] simple had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:53:21 towards level 81.
[10/27/17 11:33:28] grooverider [1049/1208] has come upon simple [120/886] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:42:38 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/28/17 20:48:05] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 14:28:51 from level 81.
[10/29/17 01:34:51] ncarl747, Vroomfondel, and Azerothian [1649/1891] have team battled MJ94, Khorne, and simple [1689/2451] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/17 22:50:27] simple [644/886] has come upon Luamil [133/314] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:31:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/17 19:17:16] SchrodingersScat, brycec, simple, and Doctor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/17 21:36:18] ishanyx [45/198] has challenged simple [634/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[11/01/17 13:53:41] Zye [305/816] has come upon simple [216/886] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:15:29 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/02/17 07:52:40] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:41:06 towards level 81.
[11/03/17 00:45:32] simple [292/886] has challenged Euronur [379/695] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:38:23 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/17 10:48:57] himuraken [766/893] has challenged simple [651/886] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:29:15 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[11/03/17 10:48:57] himuraken has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:30:38 is added to simple's clock.
[11/04/17 21:36:30] simple [321/886] has come upon pants [216/861] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 11:51:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/17 17:30:54] Geela, simple, and pfoley [1554/1867] have team battled Darky, Xenthys, and el [643/2200] and won! 0 days, 12:39:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 01:29:45] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:45:17 towards level 81.
[11/08/17 04:36:36] simple [322/886] has come upon basicMiracle [181/457] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:39:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/17 17:48:01] simple [763/886] has come upon m0shbear [489/770] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:25:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/17 10:05:32] simple [843/886] has challenged ToHellWithGA [334/463] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:04:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/17 18:46:45] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:30 towards level 81.
[11/14/17 01:51:53] simple [42/886] has come upon m0shbear [420/770] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:20:34 is added to simple's clock.
[11/20/17 01:01:44] apiw [81/94] has challenged simple [739/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to apiw's clock.
[11/20/17 09:16:31] ncarl747, simple, and Bkid [2183/2512] have team battled Andries, Sixbierehomme, and Agent86 [978/2024] and won! 0 days, 13:28:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/17 15:38:20] damyan, AngryParsley, Lnk, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/17 18:22:02] Flonk [222/232] has challenged simple [604/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/22/17 00:18:56] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:54 towards level 81.
[11/23/17 21:03:02] cosmicsound, dodobrain, and Luamil [1602/1650] have team battled simple, Mateusz, and brendan [2055/3231] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/17 08:05:36] mustek [155/990] has come upon simple [247/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:44 is added to mustek's clock.
[11/26/17 10:26:39] neurospex, simple, and mustek [1802/2992] have team battled SpikeX, LordH, and Elgo [1455/1996] and won! 2 days, 08:39:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 04:28:06] Mars, simple, and Andries [1424/2326] have team battled Zaratustra, freeboson, and Taffer [494/2695] and won! 0 days, 20:02:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 05:42:06] simple, zankore, and cirdan [2005/2479] have team battled Birdbones, qwerty, and Gatewayy [1870/2085] and won! 1 day, 01:53:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 03:13:27] Gatewayy [481/870] has challenged simple [598/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:50 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[11/28/17 05:22:53] simple, WallIdl, and Asara [1602/3022] have team battled PinkiePie, david, and JensRex [1592/2560] and won! 0 days, 12:00:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 18:18:43] simple [174/886] has challenged gildarts [220/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:53:13 is added to simple's clock.
[11/29/17 17:26:47] Mithkabob [254/433] has challenged simple [301/886] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:33:45 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[12/01/17 08:47:26] glorgamitch, CornFly, and dodobrain [2557/2561] have team battled os-5185, Avon, and simple [971/2987] and won! 0 days, 06:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/17 18:52:30] simple [419/886] has challenged brycec [502/764] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:42:28 is added to simple's clock.
[12/03/17 09:16:24] kline, Atan, and simple [817/2101] have team battled KeboDK, allo, and TauPan [1052/2075] and lost! 0 days, 11:26:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/17 11:58:25] vrillusions [617/1018] has challenged simple [579/886] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:07 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[12/05/17 04:57:06] adamchainz, tspange, and agrajag [1357/2205] have team battled grooverider, simple, and tmberg [1192/3006] and won! 1 day, 07:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 15:26:51] Birdbones, simple, and AbrahamLinksys [1172/2288] have team battled uhmmm, ilbelkyr, and basepi [567/2214] and won! 2 days, 11:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 17:05:25] Dork_Knight, max, and AncalagonThBlack [1540/1916] have team battled simple, soltys, and Brady [37/2056] and won! 0 days, 09:47:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 21:10:06] pants, Bradicus, and Sharky4 [699/2006] have team battled greekman, simple, and blind [993/2102] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/18 05:19:33] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:47:44 towards level 81.
[02/25/18 12:54:02] simple [623/886] has challenged theemstra [202/728] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:17:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/26/18 05:38:15] simple [61/886] has come upon djm [267/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:38:13 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/18 06:32:13] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:33 towards level 81.
[02/26/18 16:44:41] vegadark [331/584] has challenged simple [171/886] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/26/18 17:02:16] Asara [176/1251] has challenged simple [474/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:28 is added to Asara's clock.
[02/26/18 20:29:49] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:06:22 from level 81.
[02/27/18 03:36:35] simple [635/886] has come upon max [156/652] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:53:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/27/18 14:36:53] sunri5e, xayto, and Sixbierehomme [1741/1977] have team battled kork, ishanyx, and simple [1193/1825] and won! 0 days, 11:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 11:15:00] simple [31/886] has challenged ilbelkyr [300/742] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:10:36 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/18 14:29:18] simple, Tenorman, and ilbelkyr [2039/2661] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and MJ94 [593/3001] and won! 0 days, 13:55:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/18 06:17:40] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:18:04 towards level 81.
[03/01/18 07:41:45] Sharky4 [375/419] has come upon simple [627/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:39:14 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[03/02/18 00:55:44] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:31:53 from level 81.
[03/03/18 03:25:27] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:21 towards level 81.
[03/03/18 13:29:24] simple [810/886] has come upon zid [715/1011] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:03:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/18 09:44:49] manish17xxx [520/805] has challenged simple [851/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:29:09 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[03/04/18 09:50:24] Geela, kenyon, and daemoneye [299/1978] have team battled Sharky4, Majak, and simple [1497/1755] and lost! 0 days, 04:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/18 19:23:34] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/18 23:56:09] TauPan, simple, and dwfreed [932/2105] have team battled MrGlass, neurospex, and dax [1409/2646] and lost! 4 days, 02:01:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/18 21:56:14] ohnx [776/1023] has challenged simple [478/923] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:04:47 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[03/06/18 15:01:43] simple [393/923] has challenged Iri [396/484] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:25:06 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/18 19:03:01] simple [559/923] has challenged vox [1054/1188] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:23:37 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/18 20:10:50] blind, m0shbear, and simple [107/2601] have team battled Geela, ilbelkyr, and sjefen6 [413/1584] and lost! 3 days, 08:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/18 11:08:15] simple [113/923] has challenged Zaratustra [959/1089] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:42:15 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/18 02:22:37] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:52 towards level 81.
[03/08/18 14:48:22] bebbet [3/4] has challenged simple [55/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/11/18 07:38:41] D.Va [402/553] has challenged simple [571/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:47:54 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/11/18 21:43:22] kenyon [909/1254] has challenged simple [158/927] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:32:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/11/18 22:49:53] simple left their weapon out in the rain to rust! simple's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/18 01:03:43] Khorne, AbacusAvenger, and simple [2540/2740] have team battled Lemelisk, LordH, and SirMonkeybox [1169/2751] and won! 2 days, 16:13:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/18 15:55:18] bebbet [147/289] has challenged simple [403/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/14/18 06:02:50] dwfreed [122/502] has challenged simple [884/886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:59:42 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/15/18 06:11:13] Bob [44/744] has come upon simple [559/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:21:40 is added to Bob's clock.
[03/15/18 07:25:42] hoglahoo [248/605] has come upon simple [854/886] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:44:32 is added to hoglahoo's clock.
[03/16/18 08:52:41] LordH, simple, and Dork_Knight [336/2743] have team battled adamchainz, Mirc0p, and m0shbear [474/2048] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 14:18:57] jrosmith [203/534] has come upon simple [92/886] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:38:04 is removed from jrosmith's clock.
[03/19/18 13:42:28] simple [203/886] has come upon dclaw123 [605/971] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:48:21 is added to simple's clock.
[04/11/18 14:00:14] theemstra [449/981] has come upon simple [623/886] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:24:22 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/11/18 16:05:49] brendan [779/1413] has come upon simple [309/886] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:01:31 is removed from brendan's clock.
[04/13/18 03:38:34] simple [629/886] has come upon JuanMaestro [486/734] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:55:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/13/18 11:14:46] djm [280/926] has challenged simple [34/886] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:04:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[04/13/18 18:03:14] simple [606/886] has come upon Euronur [344/700] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:41:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/15/18 17:21:53] simple [871/886] has come upon robox [154/809] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:14:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/17/18 08:49:09] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:02:47 towards level 81.
[04/17/18 12:15:38] Agno [9/13] has challenged simple [570/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Agno's clock.
[04/17/18 17:51:03] ohnx [527/1035] has challenged simple [56/886] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:17:04 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[04/18/18 05:13:04] Virtual, ncarl747, and valdur55 [841/2378] have team battled dwfreed, simple, and JuanMaestro [1619/2138] and lost! 1 day, 08:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 23:01:19] simple [697/886] has challenged idlerpgww [317/532] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:10:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/19/18 01:20:20] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:27 towards level 81.
[04/21/18 07:44:51] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:07 towards level 81.
[04/21/18 08:28:31] seanmnaes, blind, and Iri [1086/1944] have team battled el, Andries, and simple [764/2205] and won! 1 day, 04:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 10:01:27] Agent86, astropoint, and simple [988/2106] have team battled theemstra, brendan, and WallIdl [527/3254] and won! 0 days, 16:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/18 00:53:34] simple [872/886] has come upon JuanMaestro [320/734] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:13:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/23/18 09:40:29] cirdan, simple, and M00nsl47r [520/2172] have team battled Sixbierehomme, sbp, and Ttech [1881/2973] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/18 12:51:38] Sharky4 [158/459] has come upon simple [139/886] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:24:22 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[04/23/18 20:53:59] simple [518/886] has come upon LordH [614/1134] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:14:53 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/18 15:12:31] simple [192/886] has challenged buksi [414/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:44 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/18 20:25:38] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:37 from level 81.
[05/07/18 23:35:27] Tenorman, CompanionCube, and RBecker [1399/2154] have team battled Misza, Psilocybe, and simple [622/2724] and won! 0 days, 02:36:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/18 03:58:09] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:37 towards level 81.
[05/08/18 13:44:48] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:04:36 from level 81.
[05/09/18 06:19:42] Wohali [82/503] has challenged simple [524/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to Wohali's clock.
[05/10/18 07:55:16] LukeLR, ohnx, simple, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/18 14:48:53] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:04 towards level 81.
[05/12/18 13:10:14] simple [603/886] has come upon m0shbear [388/738] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:25:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/12/18 21:01:52] Crazycatlady, buksi, and pixelate [1526/1603] have team battled simple, Agent86, and djm [882/2472] and won! 2 days, 18:02:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 22:18:04] moony, manish17xxx, and simple [534/2191] have team battled hoglahoo, brendan, and Gerdesas [2342/2645] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/18 22:47:02] SirMonkeybox, bigjay, and simple [2355/2740] have team battled loomysh, idisjunction, and MrGlass [472/2476] and won! 1 day, 18:15:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 15:42:06] Tenorman, double, and simple [502/2760] have team battled idisjunction, ishanyx, and Lnk [1794/2292] and lost! 1 day, 06:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 00:42:41] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:14 towards level 81.
[05/14/18 05:09:27] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:29 towards level 81.
[05/15/18 10:59:39] pants [235/825] has challenged simple [36/886] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:41:53 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/16/18 06:57:10] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:49 towards level 81.
[05/16/18 07:14:44] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:01 towards level 81.
[05/16/18 14:47:07] damyan, pixelate, and LukeLR [1148/1896] have team battled simple, liara, and IndigoTiger [2163/2519] and lost! 3 days, 17:23:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 13:55:54] simple, Elgo, and Sixbierehomme [375/2030] have team battled manish17xxx, niko, and djm [612/2457] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 22:01:03] Sixbierehomme, elbie, and PinkiePie [2000/2358] have team battled Misza, simple, and Zoddo [3172/3223] and lost! 8 days, 02:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/18 06:31:57] simple [82/886] has challenged koyaan [338/434] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:15:56 is added to simple's clock.
[05/20/18 09:11:44] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:20:54 from level 82.
[05/20/18 13:37:51] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:14:58 from level 82.
[05/21/18 17:47:01] crudd [73/211] has challenged simple [721/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to crudd's clock.
[05/21/18 20:11:34] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:46:42 towards level 82.
[05/23/18 04:07:11] AngryParsley, simple, and bobvador [584/2026] have team battled Cypher, Boohbah, and Agent86 [128/2300] and won! 0 days, 00:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 18:54:19] simple, ncarl747, and el [1812/2213] have team battled glorgamitch, idisjunction, and Fluttershy [419/2866] and won! 0 days, 14:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 10:42:40] Lemongrab, Dork_Knight, and lakwatsero [465/1496] have team battled Fyris, Mirc0p, and simple [1568/2007] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 21:54:19] xayto [658/789] has come upon simple [61/886] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:51:38 is removed from xayto's clock.
[05/26/18 01:08:14] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:00:17 towards level 82.
[05/26/18 12:58:00] simple [882/886] has come upon Khorne [452/1060] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:23:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/18 17:30:14] Bradicus, CornFly, and NRKist [1901/2395] have team battled max, simple, and zid [126/2504] and won! 0 days, 09:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/18 15:53:16] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:10:52 from level 82.
[05/28/18 19:47:19] simple [865/886] has come upon loomysh [501/722] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:33:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/28/18 22:13:49] simple [767/886] has challenged freeboson [681/949] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:54:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/30/18 00:12:51] MetaNova, max, and rxcomm [850/2554] have team battled WallIdl, simple, and notlix [1361/2026] and lost! 2 days, 19:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/18 05:25:03] simple [702/886] has challenged Zye [734/1206] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:43:16 is added to simple's clock.
[05/30/18 12:27:32] simple [600/886] has challenged damyan [304/904] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:13:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/31/18 21:23:44] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:55 towards level 82.
[06/01/18 13:40:29] simple [238/886] has come upon SN4T14 [122/808] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:24:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/02/18 09:51:48] simple [819/886] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [930/1009] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:36:15 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/18 20:51:01] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:51 towards level 82.
[06/03/18 22:10:31] simple [350/886] has come upon Cypher [134/1076] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:03:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/18 02:06:03] simple [737/886] has challenged Iri [79/587] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:09:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/07/18 10:33:59] suterismus [124/1323] has challenged simple [850/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:28:06 is added to suterismus's clock.
[06/07/18 17:48:44] speedmann [455/607] has come upon simple [656/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:10:13 is added to speedmann's clock.
[06/08/18 03:47:22] simple [101/886] has come upon IndigoTiger [1113/1145] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:18:14 is added to simple's clock.
[06/09/18 09:24:04] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:30 towards level 82.
[06/09/18 16:47:46] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:41:17 from level 82.
[06/11/18 00:13:18] Evrial, simple, and elbie [1933/2329] have team battled Euronur, Lemelisk, and himuraken [39/2803] and won! 0 days, 14:03:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/18 14:45:13] dindinx [339/881] has challenged simple [677/886] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:38:43 is added to dindinx's clock.
[06/13/18 16:47:39] simple [297/886] has come upon x0 [136/330] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:42:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/13/18 22:10:38] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:51 towards level 82.
[06/15/18 02:02:59] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:10 towards level 82.
[06/15/18 02:14:39] Herb_Tarlek [44/861] has challenged simple [512/886] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:54:16 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[06/15/18 10:17:31] Luamil [97/684] has challenged simple [266/886] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:38:09 is added to Luamil's clock.
[06/16/18 00:41:30] simple [703/886] has come upon mwhahaha [338/928] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:00:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/16/18 11:26:40] simple [221/886] has challenged SirMonkeybox [536/552] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:36:40 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/18 13:10:11] simple [632/886] has come upon LegendaryQ [161/489] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:22:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/16/18 14:54:19] SpikeX [203/843] has come upon simple [713/886] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:50:48 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[06/16/18 17:49:37] simple [37/886] has come upon yano [75/698] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:40:27 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/18 17:52:11] simple [420/886] has come upon himuraken [908/930] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:45:44 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/18 19:47:53] simple [434/886] has come upon max [8/616] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:42:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/17/18 01:31:40] LukeLR [156/523] has challenged simple [373/886] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:44 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[06/18/18 02:40:29] Andries [574/763] has challenged simple [173/886] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:02:34 is removed from Andries's clock.
[06/18/18 21:47:22] simple [98/886] has challenged Yuhno [443/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:30:59 is added to simple's clock.
[06/19/18 00:08:54] moveax [540/770] has come upon simple [616/886] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:58 is added to moveax's clock.
[06/19/18 09:03:44] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/18 04:45:58] simple [866/922] has come upon petrichor [608/1188] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:27:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/20/18 16:30:13] Khorne, csc2ya, and Roxana [1899/2358] have team battled MetaNova, simple, and zid [2386/2933] and lost! 0 days, 14:21:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/18 15:26:16] simple [453/922] has come upon crysys [515/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:11 is added to simple's clock.
[06/23/18 08:47:39] CornFly, kier, and PinkiePie [2507/2871] have team battled Maruiki, simple, and Lnk [586/2071] and won! 0 days, 23:31:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/18 13:11:59] simple [253/922] has come upon Zoddo [690/1154] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:47:35 is added to simple's clock.
[06/25/18 14:31:48] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:02 towards level 82.
[06/27/18 00:19:47] Gizmokid2005, XF, and adamchainz [1669/2153] have team battled simple, Flonk, and basepi [342/2534] and won! 0 days, 13:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/18 09:17:06] simple [877/931] has challenged Virtual [158/646] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:16:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/27/18 12:08:00] AncalagonThBlack [464/748] has come upon simple [670/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:56:36 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/27/18 18:23:14] simple [550/931] has challenged apiw [136/696] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:26:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/30/18 11:46:47] Eldoreth, dindinx, and Maruiki [1594/2174] have team battled Fluttershy, simple, and double [769/2835] and won! 0 days, 08:17:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 16:47:43] elf [615/1121] has challenged simple [866/935] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:03:08 is added to elf's clock.
[06/30/18 20:58:00] simple [304/935] has come upon Sharky4 [249/665] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:22:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/01/18 03:08:58] you [134/347] has challenged simple [815/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to you's clock.
[07/01/18 04:52:03] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:44:08 from level 83.
[07/01/18 14:55:32] dax [537/615] has challenged simple [736/935] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:02:10 is added to dax's clock.
[07/02/18 12:33:10] simple [716/935] has come upon Virtual [11/646] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:32:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/02/18 15:59:30] awgh [171/943] has challenged simple [607/935] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to awgh's clock.
[07/02/18 17:44:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 10 days, 10:47:28 toward level 83.
[07/02/18 23:39:04] xtort- [5/359] has challenged simple [141/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to xtort-'s clock.
[07/03/18 09:47:51] grooverider, neurospex, and Lemongrab [2796/2926] have team battled pants, simple, and sjefen6 [1080/2606] and won! 0 days, 02:45:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 03:47:59] simple [281/935] has come upon Mirc0p [121/742] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:01:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/05/18 10:34:23] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:10 towards level 83.
[07/05/18 17:09:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 08:31:02 toward level 83.
[07/06/18 09:29:46] simple [378/935] has come upon ncarl747 [605/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:07:14 is added to simple's clock.
[07/06/18 10:36:07] brendan [906/1458] has challenged simple [26/935] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:45:17 is removed from brendan's clock.
[07/06/18 18:39:00] Tor [73/742] has challenged simple [934/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:49:00 is added to Tor's clock.
[07/07/18 19:35:03] Sharky4, Ironhoof, and Andries [15/2558] have team battled simple, apiw, and Zye [1834/2870] and lost! 1 day, 20:20:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 01:09:19] simple [413/935] has come upon MetaNova [633/960] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:06:01 is added to simple's clock.
[07/08/18 12:44:37] Globalirc, blizgerg, and brendan [995/3418] have team battled simple, greekman, and LegendaryQ [637/2074] and won! 1 day, 07:06:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 23:52:21] simple misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:50 from level 83.
[07/11/18 23:59:59] simple [424/935] has come upon TauPan [535/696] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:54:42 is added to simple's clock.
[07/13/18 13:52:03] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:14 towards level 83.
[07/14/18 01:02:37] simple [412/935] has come upon bobvador [376/458] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:25:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/14/18 03:10:10] Milquetoast [145/947] has come upon simple [213/935] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:57:39 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[07/15/18 02:17:16] vegadark [371/596] has come upon simple [662/935] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:45:51 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/15/18 08:16:26] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:52:00 from level 83.
[07/15/18 09:47:48] gcc, Zye, and Lemongrab [1491/1939] have team battled sjefen6, simple, and Iri [623/2284] and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 05:05:46] simple [578/935] has challenged vrillusions [991/1287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:33:14 is added to simple's clock.
[07/17/18 20:28:49] simple [3/935] has come upon mwhahaha [280/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:02:42 is added to simple's clock.
[07/18/18 18:18:49] simple [557/935] has challenged crysys [641/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:51:11 is added to simple's clock.
[07/20/18 12:56:50] cornfeedhobo [262/290] has challenged simple [353/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/20/18 15:02:00] simple [880/935] has come upon dax [508/615] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/23/18 06:36:40] simple [426/935] has challenged Agent86 [632/668] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to simple's clock.
[07/23/18 07:08:23] simple, PinkiePie, and rxcomm [2070/2781] have team battled Fluttershy, Zye, and Zoddo [1693/3373] and won! 0 days, 21:35:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 08:15:09] simple [516/935] has come upon Mrs.BigHead [410/611] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:32:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/24/18 15:07:08] simple [558/935] has challenged valdur55 [241/882] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:46:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/18 01:35:43] bootdisk [380/968] has come upon simple [759/935] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:48:01 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[07/27/18 18:04:30] Tenorman, Lemongrab, and Crazycatlady [717/2534] have team battled simple, Atan, and useless [1008/2203] and lost! 3 days, 18:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/18 19:05:38] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:34:08 towards level 84.
[07/30/18 07:27:11] womblecat [552/611] has come upon simple [456/935] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:51:21 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[07/31/18 01:58:26] simple misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:41:51 from level 84.
[08/01/18 21:09:32] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:45:33 from level 84.
[08/02/18 01:03:28] simple [18/935] has challenged illicit [173/295] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:46:59 is added to simple's clock.
[08/02/18 08:12:16] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:11:28 towards level 84.
[08/02/18 20:10:16] eva42 [1162/1294] has challenged simple [845/935] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:09:58 is removed from eva42's clock.
[08/02/18 20:10:16] eva42 has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 16 days, 11:45:11 is added to simple's clock.
[08/03/18 12:57:33] simple left their weapon out in the rain to rust! simple's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/18 00:07:38] simple [795/894] has come upon woonack [100/479] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 12:48:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/18 00:23:42] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:02:35 from level 84.
[08/05/18 06:31:16] allo [519/548] has challenged simple [489/894] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:12:32 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/06/18 00:04:48] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:48:43 towards level 84.
[08/06/18 08:38:23] simple [338/894] has come upon petrichor [647/1197] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:20:14 is added to simple's clock.
[08/06/18 20:45:09] MetaNova [246/1008] has challenged simple [825/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:53:34 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[08/07/18 03:47:44] seanmnaes [607/1081] has challenged simple [415/894] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:34 is removed from seanmnaes's clock.
[08/07/18 03:47:44] seanmnaes has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 15 days, 09:16:55 is added to simple's clock.
[08/07/18 07:46:59] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:56:47 towards level 84.
[08/07/18 07:49:11] Atan [209/619] has challenged simple [627/894] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:35:33 is added to Atan's clock.
[08/07/18 18:38:09] grooverider, M144, and Agent86 [1590/2478] have team battled Misza, simple, and Brady [1975/2743] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 08:05:35] simple [84/894] has come upon MJ94 [112/679] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:16:16 is added to simple's clock.
[08/08/18 23:26:02] cornfeedhobo [254/319] has challenged simple [365/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/09/18 04:05:12] simple [345/894] has challenged PiotrekD [594/632] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:18:16 is added to simple's clock.
[08/09/18 05:47:30] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 09:24:59 towards level 84.
[08/09/18 14:40:25] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:34:44 from level 84.
[08/09/18 21:43:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 40 days, 11:49:47 toward level 84.
[08/10/18 12:31:24] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:38:54 towards level 84.
[08/11/18 21:09:33] simple [55/894] has come upon kenyon [1002/1098] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:33:44 is added to simple's clock.
[08/12/18 21:51:50] cornfeedhobo, simple, and nickware [1209/2048] have team battled neurospex, Herb_Tarlek, and vegadark [1973/2647] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/18 23:16:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 25 days, 01:43:55 toward level 84.
[08/13/18 17:06:39] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:00:32 towards level 84.
[08/15/18 01:00:34] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:23:21 from level 84.
[08/19/18 20:58:03] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:36:28 from level 84.
[08/20/18 04:17:59] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:25:27 towards level 84.
[08/21/18 12:23:07] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:22 towards level 84.
[08/21/18 13:03:02] valdur55, blizgerg, and Tim [1576/2522] have team battled simple, double, and SirNudeln [815/2050] and won! 0 days, 16:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 13:18:14] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:52 towards level 84.
[08/21/18 19:41:26] ilbelkyr [135/927] has challenged simple [309/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:16:53 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[08/23/18 06:03:27] vegadark, Sixbierehomme, and SirNudeln [1041/1329] have team battled simple, Lemongrab, and Taffer [440/2300] and won! 0 days, 04:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/18 11:07:14] simple [343/894] has come upon sjefen6 [200/778] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:55:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/18 15:45:31] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:54:28 from level 84.
[08/27/18 08:05:38] rxcomm [279/981] has challenged simple [253/894] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:01 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[08/29/18 18:25:21] simple [134/894] has challenged lagertonne [102/254] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/30/18 22:24:26] lagertonne [255/313] has challenged simple [820/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to lagertonne's clock.
[08/31/18 08:33:00] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:20:35 from level 84.
[09/02/18 07:38:43] bigjay [326/1342] has come upon simple [185/894] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:07:20 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/02/18 17:16:49] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:39:46 towards level 84.
[09/03/18 07:23:38] simple, pants, and Killerkid [25/2803] have team battled ilbelkyr, Roxana, and Milquetoast [1438/2943] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/18 09:03:04] simple [594/894] has challenged soltys [403/587] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/03/18 17:21:50] suterismus [356/1317] has come upon simple [189/894] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:50:23 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[09/03/18 19:16:55] Fluttershy, simple, and MadMan [2833/3065] have team battled useless, PiotrekD, and brycec [1712/2276] and won! 2 days, 04:13:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 23:45:17] neurospex, simple, and Khorne [199/3083] have team battled lipek, Pici, and Beavis [0/3345] and won! 1 day, 12:04:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/18 21:43:33] PiotrekD, max, and crysys [604/2023] have team battled tmberg, simple, and mwhahaha [1765/2903] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 10:42:41] MadMan [907/1118] has challenged simple [676/894] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:37:10 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[09/08/18 21:58:33] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:22 towards level 84.
[09/09/18 05:01:06] KeboDK, darkmage, and soltys [529/2692] have team battled simple, sigmg, and Majak [260/2098] and won! 6 days, 09:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 06:11:15] bootdisk [937/996] has come upon simple [57/894] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 20:50:49 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[09/09/18 12:36:11] basicMiracle [323/500] has challenged simple [30/894] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from basicMiracle's clock.
[09/09/18 19:56:30] Curious_Onion, Yuhno, elf, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/18 14:47:27] simple [530/894] has challenged SpikeX [799/825] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:23:34 is added to simple's clock.
[09/13/18 03:20:04] blizgerg [947/1215] has challenged simple [680/894] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:25:34 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/14/18 11:49:39] simple [486/894] has come upon loomysh [103/775] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:03:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/15/18 04:35:07] Andries [700/745] has challenged simple [528/894] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:09:25 is removed from Andries's clock.
[09/15/18 08:38:19] AncalagonThBlack [529/715] has challenged simple [445/894] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:54:02 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/16/18 01:43:58] simple [600/894] has challenged Lnk [101/895] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:51:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/18 04:44:56] apiw [169/729] has challenged simple [459/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:05 is added to apiw's clock.
[09/16/18 05:37:43] CornFly, simple, and pztrn [1697/2456] have team battled vrillusions, sjefen6, and yano [1701/2762] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/18 22:47:52] idlerpgww, kenyon, Birdbones, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/18 23:30:09] simple [490/894] has come upon Lnk [890/895] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:34:17 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/18 07:10:41] valdur55, bebbet, and SCSi [1940/1942] have team battled Lemelisk, Beavis, and simple [389/3139] and won! 0 days, 05:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 03:55:22] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/18 09:47:14] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/18 14:43:48] simple [834/891] has come upon MrGlass [735/947] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:49:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/24/18 16:10:03] simple, Yuhno, and Agent86 [1727/2230] have team battled HeavyPodda, Birdbones, and TauPan [1327/2661] and won! 6 days, 22:16:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 12:50:47] JuanMaestro, kier, simple, and Herb_Tarlek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/18 05:15:13] simple [270/891] has come upon brendan [493/1374] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:51:44 is added to simple's clock.
[09/27/18 04:15:21] Mirc0p [161/738] has challenged simple [316/891] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:23:48 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[09/27/18 06:11:58] Gizmokid2005, Nistur, simple, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/18 20:22:31] simple [299/891] has come upon adamus1red [467/530] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:28:20 is added to simple's clock.
[09/28/18 00:22:25] basicMiracle [4/500] has challenged simple [386/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:19:40 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[09/30/18 03:10:41] Tor [679/1101] has come upon simple [625/891] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:50:11 is removed from Tor's clock.
[10/01/18 05:49:16] simple [621/891] has challenged bigjay [329/1361] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:44:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/02/18 07:58:31] simple [704/891] has challenged x0 [0/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:49:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/02/18 17:01:37] simple [476/891] has challenged petrichor [97/1253] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:53:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/18 03:40:08] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:15 from level 85.
[10/06/18 01:29:28] JensRex, shymega, and ncarl747 [578/2505] have team battled PiotrekD, LukeLR, and simple [842/2218] and lost! 1 day, 13:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 02:48:16] Sharky4, dax, and TimWolla [242/2076] have team battled ohnx, simple, and pfoley [2243/2584] and lost! 5 days, 22:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 04:43:40] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:17 from level 85.
[10/07/18 04:53:10] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:08 from level 85.
[10/08/18 11:49:27] Curious_Onion [534/580] has challenged simple [150/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:45 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[10/09/18 19:20:54] simple [811/1094] has challenged dindinx [496/805] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:14:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/10/18 18:08:14] simple [200/1094] has challenged vox [664/1179] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:24:37 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/18 09:13:27] pfoley [7/648] has challenged simple [1054/1094] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:41:53 is added to pfoley's clock.
[10/12/18 03:19:31] dwfreed [16/464] has challenged simple [586/1101] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:24:15 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/14/18 04:21:33] Misza [245/1171] has come upon simple [246/1101] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:27:58 is added to Misza's clock.
[10/15/18 08:37:54] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:19:16 towards level 86.
[10/16/18 09:45:47] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:44:32 from level 86.
[10/16/18 23:52:16] CornFly, Crazycatlady, and simple [1694/2867] have team battled Brainiac, bobvador, and lipek [1698/2544] and lost! 5 days, 14:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 21:48:52] Sharky4 [113/714] has come upon simple [129/1101] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:19:41 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[10/18/18 18:28:55] simple [1084/1101] has come upon Lemelisk [810/1258] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:54:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/19/18 22:44:02] bobvador, simple, and dindinx [2219/2519] have team battled Andries, AbacusAvenger, and Gerdesas [209/2244] and won! 0 days, 02:00:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 04:10:30] simple, lagertonne, and aismallard [2543/2554] have team battled SCSi, suterismus, and Sharky4 [105/2464] and won! 0 days, 04:19:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 07:46:44] simple [675/1101] has challenged brendan [1181/1377] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:10:34 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/18 15:51:51] Herb_Tarlek [418/879] has come upon simple [37/1101] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:34:41 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[10/23/18 16:10:22] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:16:10 towards level 86.
[10/25/18 01:03:08] simple [993/1101] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [649/879] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:35:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/18 04:19:32] simple, ohnx, and Misza [1055/3321] have team battled yano, m0shbear, and ncarl747 [216/2290] and won! 0 days, 16:18:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 21:18:28] mwhahaha, dax, Zye, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/18 21:25:29] simple [15/1106] has come upon acolarh [117/694] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:16:32 is added to simple's clock.
[11/01/18 15:51:45] Emar [266/334] has challenged simple [65/1106] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:14 is removed from Emar's clock.
[11/02/18 11:42:12] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:16:34 from level 86.
[11/03/18 07:39:20] simple [249/1106] has challenged Majak [284/475] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:13:59 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/18 14:36:56] simple [696/1106] has come upon damyan [35/913] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:18:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/03/18 23:18:29] waifu, Desspugne, and dwfreed [258/1310] have team battled sigmg, vegadark, and simple [2117/2447] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/18 14:45:56] simple [144/1106] has challenged neurospex [54/1206] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:23:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/04/18 22:47:37] simple [893/1106] has challenged Heisenberg [643/671] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:38:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/18 12:02:34] Xenofex [62/108] has challenged simple [848/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[11/06/18 07:07:09] simple, SCSi, and Asara [2539/2924] have team battled cirdan, Fluttershy, and Tor [639/3102] and won! 0 days, 04:36:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/18 05:45:38] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:13:46 from level 86.
[11/07/18 09:40:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 03:41:37 toward level 86.
[11/08/18 00:31:20] NPC4946410567318 [7/11] has challenged simple [731/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[11/08/18 08:54:37] simple [105/1106] has come upon Xenofex [38/194] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:33:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/09/18 11:11:02] PiotrekD [357/680] has challenged simple [1025/1106] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:34:30 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[11/10/18 02:47:02] NPC4946410567318 [114/165] has challenged simple [771/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[11/10/18 05:14:59] simple [314/1106] has challenged loomysh [303/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:06:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/18 12:04:49] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:59 towards level 86.
[11/11/18 16:22:27] simple [661/1106] has challenged mwhahaha [444/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:42:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/11/18 22:11:21] Lemelisk, Cameron_D, and SCSi [1732/3422] have team battled simple, el, and ishanyx [1480/2686] and won! 1 day, 21:11:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 01:48:02] simple [327/1106] has come upon Zaratustra [127/1170] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:24:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/18 08:13:45] Xenofex [169/249] has challenged simple [585/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to Xenofex's clock.
[11/12/18 09:16:43] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:59 from level 86.
[11/12/18 22:38:36] Brady [513/909] has come upon simple [291/1106] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:17:15 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/13/18 05:06:45] SCSi [58/522] has come upon simple [911/1106] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:50:17 is added to SCSi's clock.
[11/13/18 21:34:20] Roxana [1251/1265] has challenged simple [416/1106] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:46:46 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[11/14/18 03:35:44] ToHellWithGA [520/954] has challenged simple [879/1106] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:09:49 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/14/18 17:38:50] nickware [763/903] has challenged simple [228/1106] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:23:26 is removed from nickware's clock.
[11/15/18 03:41:14] simple [387/1106] has challenged eva42 [1203/1294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:48:30 is added to simple's clock.
[11/16/18 03:05:43] eva42 [743/1294] has come upon simple [435/1106] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:50:29 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/17/18 04:12:29] simple [912/1106] has challenged BagelBites [392/486] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:45:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/18/18 00:56:38] allo [250/562] has challenged simple [951/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:20:58 is added to allo's clock.
[11/18/18 20:00:55] sunri5e [488/1138] has challenged simple [759/1106] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:43:16 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[11/18/18 22:40:51] Asara [1282/1457] has come upon simple [463/1106] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:55:26 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/19/18 02:33:34] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:10:49 towards level 87.
[11/19/18 20:06:26] simple [175/1106] has challenged IdleMaster [423/802] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:47:00 is added to simple's clock.
[11/20/18 01:18:22] ishanyx, yano, and M144 [1756/1937] have team battled Andries, simple, and agrajag [1479/2868] and won! 0 days, 10:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 12:10:02] simple [57/1106] has challenged Ttech [195/1702] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:58:57 is added to simple's clock.
[11/21/18 05:33:00] el, buksi, and HellSpawn [466/2158] have team battled DrJosh9000, max, and simple [1524/2431] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 03:51:23] simple [262/1106] has come upon mistaEvO8 [135/267] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:50:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/22/18 04:50:30] suterismus, IdleMaster, and soltys [2175/2680] have team battled SCSi, el, and simple [175/2543] and won! 0 days, 00:35:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 14:17:05] shandor [370/567] has come upon simple [690/1106] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:41:31 is added to shandor's clock.
[11/23/18 21:43:10] simple [976/1106] has come upon tmberg [32/1050] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 08:10:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/24/18 03:57:10] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:41:57 towards level 87.
[11/24/18 10:31:15] simple [272/1106] has challenged JensRex [2/1113] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:06:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/24/18 16:24:35] DrJosh9000 [412/453] has come upon simple [976/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:58:20 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/24/18 20:40:52] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:23:26 towards level 87.
[11/25/18 07:33:18] simple [384/1106] has come upon zankore [1047/1069] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:16:14 is added to simple's clock.
[11/25/18 20:38:54] simple [868/1106] has challenged Khorne [548/1058] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:37:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/26/18 17:34:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 12 days, 11:15:59 toward level 87.
[11/26/18 23:43:01] simple [398/1106] has come upon holloway [794/977] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:41:42 is added to simple's clock.
[11/29/18 11:12:58] simple [245/1106] has come upon mistaEvO8 [49/303] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:03:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/18 19:00:00] simple [134/1106] has come upon sunri5e [136/1138] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:01:02 is added to simple's clock.
[11/29/18 21:40:34] kork, acolarh, and Atan [758/1578] have team battled Luamil, damyan, and simple [1413/2740] and lost! 3 days, 15:50:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/18 18:05:36] eva42 [810/1311] has challenged simple [730/1106] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:47:23 is removed from eva42's clock.
[11/30/18 19:05:50] simple [336/1106] has challenged bobvador [305/631] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/30/18 19:05:50] simple has dealt bobvador a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:39:44 is added to bobvador's clock.
[11/30/18 22:23:35] Khorne [259/1058] has come upon simple [866/1106] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:49:18 is added to Khorne's clock.
[12/01/18 14:14:04] simple [37/1106] has come upon himuraken [577/941] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:24:12 is added to simple's clock.
[12/01/18 15:26:54] Geela, Reilly, and simple [1972/2271] have team battled Flonk, pants, and Sixbierehomme [1216/2323] and won! 0 days, 11:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 19:33:43] Ratigan [1/3] has challenged simple [1062/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/02/18 01:33:15] Ratigan [79/105] has challenged simple [1015/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to Ratigan's clock.
[12/04/18 04:32:37] Geela [166/743] has challenged simple [148/1106] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:04:37 is removed from Geela's clock.
[12/04/18 06:32:32] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:23:19 from level 87.
[12/04/18 19:27:52] Andries [25/766] has challenged simple [352/1106] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:40:07 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/05/18 13:32:03] PiotrekD [83/706] has challenged simple [538/1106] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:11:22 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[12/06/18 01:47:43] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:45:13 towards level 87.
[12/06/18 09:06:55] vegadark, DrJosh9000, and agrajag [1693/2086] have team battled simple, h00k, and JuanMaestro [2182/2612] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 11:51:54] jrosmith [601/898] has challenged simple [684/1106] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:50 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[12/06/18 19:16:23] simple [998/1106] has come upon TauPan [77/412] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:02:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/06/18 20:13:20] autist [4/37] has challenged simple [497/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to autist's clock.
[12/06/18 21:09:57] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:21 towards level 87.
[12/07/18 01:21:09] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:23 towards level 87.
[12/07/18 19:39:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 04:38:33 from level 87.
[12/09/18 03:19:54] IllusiveMan_ [504/523] has challenged simple [300/1106] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:32 is removed from IllusiveMan_'s clock.
[12/09/18 21:47:07] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:05 from level 87.
[12/10/18 14:01:33] simple [119/1106] has come upon Hypino [40/240] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:48:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/11/18 14:05:47] crysys [26/753] has challenged simple [997/1106] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:39:02 is added to crysys's clock.
[12/11/18 22:32:00] Jay_of_Delucia, suterismus, and himuraken [317/2625] have team battled TauPan, simple, and waffles [591/2073] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/18 01:08:26] simple [106/1106] has challenged useless [353/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:41 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/18 17:12:06] simple [73/1106] has challenged psycho [391/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:15 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/18 18:53:40] MiddlewareMonkey [0/1] has challenged simple [955/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/14/18 10:55:01] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:03 towards level 87.
[12/14/18 18:15:48] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:19 from level 87.
[12/15/18 04:52:59] SCSi, Brady, and allo [217/2029] have team battled manish17xxx, simple, and vox [1108/3012] and lost! 3 days, 11:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 05:06:11] ohnx [807/819] has challenged simple [659/1106] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:46:01 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[12/15/18 06:29:42] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:42 towards level 87.
[12/15/18 16:08:38] simple [604/1106] has challenged elbie [540/974] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:52:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/16/18 11:42:12] niko, Roxana, and tmberg [1111/2804] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, Tor, and simple [96/2651] and won! 0 days, 13:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 21:10:40] simple [346/1106] has come upon Beavis [262/1064] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/18/18 17:47:08] simple [486/1106] has come upon Ice__101 [3/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/18/18 18:02:09] GilbertErik, zid, and simple [1800/2796] have team battled nickware, Everyman, and LukeLR [784/2246] and won! 0 days, 05:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 18:25:38] simple [502/1106] has challenged fattrat [583/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:53 is added to simple's clock.
[12/19/18 18:10:16] simple [227/1106] has challenged lipek [1179/1233] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:55:39 is added to simple's clock.
[12/20/18 10:33:21] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:23:27 towards level 88.
[12/20/18 20:13:51] Andries, Zaratustra, elf, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/18 21:45:17] simple [900/1106] has challenged canton7 [749/936] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:36:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/23/18 14:46:29] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:26:57 from level 88.
[12/24/18 04:43:41] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:18:04 towards level 88.
[12/24/18 05:28:46] simple [533/1106] has come upon brycec [449/1202] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:09:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/24/18 05:39:51] simple, neurospex, and alephnull [2021/3059] have team battled Majak, MetaNova, and autist [1411/1853] and won! 2 days, 03:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 05:46:56] sunri5e, Agent86, and simple [1088/2916] have team battled D.Va, allo, and sjums_the_great [1396/1800] and lost! 6 days, 15:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 06:44:53] simple [43/1106] has come upon ncarl747 [297/802] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:18:16 is added to simple's clock.
[12/24/18 09:21:16] strife [28/190] has challenged simple [409/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to strife's clock.
[12/24/18 09:52:24] bootdisk, Milquetoast, and crysys [951/2832] have team battled IllusiveMan_, simple, and eva42 [2547/2952] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 20:45:54] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:35 from level 88.
[12/25/18 00:24:23] strife [139/198] has challenged simple [827/1106] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to strife's clock.
[12/26/18 04:08:38] Sixbierehomme [107/465] has challenged simple [814/1106] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:48:50 is added to Sixbierehomme's clock.
[12/27/18 02:06:18] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:52:29 from level 88.
[12/27/18 11:34:12] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:01:15 towards level 88.
[12/27/18 18:41:17] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:40:08 towards level 88.
[12/27/18 19:16:23] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:36:25 towards level 88.
[12/28/18 10:21:01] TauPan [37/407] has challenged simple [688/1106] in combat and lost! 13 days, 04:15:54 is added to TauPan's clock.
[12/29/18 02:44:57] neurospex, MJ94, and brycec [2331/3101] have team battled bp, simple, and fragment1 [1817/1985] and won! 0 days, 05:05:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 06:40:50] simple, Bradicus, and Sharky4 [2111/2620] have team battled fattrat, zankore, and Fluttershy [199/3384] and won! 4 days, 18:05:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/18 18:43:25] simple, allo, and brendan [2250/3171] have team battled JensRex, sjums_the_great, and MetaNova [1899/2587] and won! 0 days, 02:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 17:37:27] simple [969/1106] has come upon MadMan [277/1154] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:46:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/31/18 01:35:43] simple [409/1106] has come upon ncarl747 [292/802] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:07:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/31/18 05:28:25] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:10:19 from level 88.
[12/31/18 06:35:07] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:37 towards level 88.
[12/31/18 18:39:44] simple [17/1106] has challenged Beavis [936/1058] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:56:12 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/19 00:41:08] Flonk [334/917] has challenged simple [993/1106] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:33:23 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/01/19 14:06:03] bobvador, aismallard, and Cameron_D [2030/2962] have team battled sjums_the_great, alephnull, and simple [1838/2304] and won! 0 days, 12:27:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/19 10:50:53] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:30:20 from level 88.
[01/04/19 03:01:43] Hypino, Milquetoast, autist, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/19 04:35:59] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:51 towards level 88.
[01/05/19 05:04:54] simple [114/1106] has challenged Ttech [872/1708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:57:00 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/19 10:56:07] simple, neurospex, and djm [585/3110] have team battled Emar, PiotrekD, and Psilocybe [1474/1822] and lost! 1 day, 23:50:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 03:21:33] simple [508/1106] has challenged djm [141/807] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:55:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/19 03:27:17] simple [542/1106] has come upon MetaNova [52/1043] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:57:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/19 03:27:17] simple has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:49:56 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/08/19 04:30:05] simple [934/1106] has come upon MetaNova [384/1043] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:43:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/19 17:47:04] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:30 towards level 88.
[01/09/19 03:27:27] rxcomm [806/1043] has challenged simple [1155/1163] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:30:54 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[01/09/19 18:31:10] alephnull [3/787] has challenged simple [304/1163] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:37:50 is added to alephnull's clock.
[01/10/19 09:38:41] simple [929/1163] has come upon strife [97/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:07:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/19 15:39:48] bootdisk [855/1245] has come upon simple [1120/1163] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:51:42 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[01/12/19 16:44:01] simple [741/1163] has challenged ishanyx [19/678] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:03:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/19 19:56:05] fragment1, simple, and xayto [1436/2333] have team battled JuanMaestro, IndigoTiger, and Fluttershy [1101/2894] and won! 0 days, 10:37:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/19 11:39:29] spillere [79/596] has come upon simple [823/1163] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:16:04 is added to spillere's clock.
[01/13/19 13:36:15] tspange, simple, and IdleMaster [367/2716] have team battled Sixbierehomme, crudd, and bobvador [154/1949] and won! 11 days, 12:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 12:59:21] vegadark, neurospex, and canton7 [2593/2833] have team battled simple, KeboDK, and bobvador [2409/2861] and won! 1 day, 23:42:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 18:25:43] Psilocybe, xit, and simple [2280/2916] have team battled BagelBites, Atan, and Zoddo [1783/2346] and won! 1 day, 11:29:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 23:04:24] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:54 towards level 89.
[01/16/19 12:10:53] simple [1027/1163] has challenged grooverider [1083/1385] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:13:12 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/19 16:11:54] simple [975/1163] has challenged crysys [149/776] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:17:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/19/19 17:08:28] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:01:11 towards level 89.
[01/20/19 01:15:00] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/19 04:21:20] MJ94 [347/708] has challenged simple [209/1156] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:47:49 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[01/21/19 09:35:53] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:48:59 from level 89.
[01/22/19 22:48:53] Sixbierehomme, ishanyx, Ratigan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/22/19 22:50:08] simple [415/1156] has come upon Psilocybe [563/753] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:20:00 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/19 05:00:32] simple [543/1156] has come upon IdleMaster [457/789] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:46:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/23/19 08:21:26] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:24:24 from level 89.
[01/24/19 09:31:16] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:18:17 from level 89.
[01/24/19 13:34:30] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:44:04 towards level 89.
[01/25/19 04:43:29] waifu [112/840] has challenged simple [176/1156] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:27:05 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/25/19 12:32:47] simple [941/1156] has come upon Iceman [279/385] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:03:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/19 11:02:20] simple [878/1156] has come upon AngryParsley [271/1230] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:28:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/19 22:58:37] simple [81/1156] has challenged dindinx [36/961] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:20:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/30/19 09:52:58] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:29:19 from level 89.
[01/30/19 10:05:46] simple [569/1156] has come upon Nuae [112/281] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:38:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/01/19 00:15:08] Crazycatlady, MetaNova, and MiddlewareMonkey [9/1685] have team battled Vroomfondel, Hypino, and simple [1372/2158] and lost! 0 days, 02:51:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/19 00:25:49] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:11:21 from level 89.
[02/01/19 09:23:15] simple [871/1156] has challenged dax [2/622] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:50:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/01/19 12:34:54] himuraken, simple, and mwhahaha [716/3044] have team battled bebbet, Zythan, and HeavyPodda [1647/2114] and lost! 0 days, 09:34:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/19 03:32:19] Nuae [232/284] has challenged simple [1076/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to Nuae's clock.
[02/02/19 16:55:21] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:40:43 towards level 89.
[02/03/19 11:22:55] tmberg [677/1043] has challenged simple [102/1156] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:02:15 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[02/04/19 05:56:55] simple [834/1156] has come upon freeboson [373/903] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:38:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/19 16:29:39] simple [885/1156] has challenged Ratigan [141/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:22:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/07/19 12:32:18] simple, elf, and Herb_Tarlek [2074/3219] have team battled Nuae, tmberg, and lipek [1619/2612] and won! 1 day, 04:00:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/19 06:14:43] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:53 towards level 89.
[02/10/19 11:35:04] Zythan, Lemelisk, and simple [247/3056] have team battled Killerkid, zid, and woonack [1873/2602] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/19 09:54:51] simple [584/1156] has come upon crysys [789/791] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:04 is added to simple's clock.
[02/11/19 12:22:03] agrajag [91/1008] has come upon simple [150/1156] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:44:51 is added to agrajag's clock.
[02/11/19 19:01:22] max [50/794] has come upon simple [306/1156] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:43:55 is added to max's clock.
[02/11/19 23:38:58] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:20 towards level 89.
[02/12/19 09:40:50] simple [675/1156] has challenged ishanyx [560/641] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:08:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/19 13:14:42] simple [1/1156] has challenged Ttech [1031/1692] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:06:45 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/19 01:08:31] xayto, Vroomfondel, and simple [362/2523] have team battled crudd, Fluttershy, and mustek [2822/3090] and lost! 3 days, 11:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 01:13:48] simple [1072/1156] has challenged L [377/405] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:41:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/19 08:01:46] fattrat, ishanyx, and Sharky4 [1062/2647] have team battled BagelBites, crysys, and simple [1680/2609] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/19 14:58:28] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:07:20 towards level 90.
[02/19/19 03:47:36] simple [1042/1156] has challenged robox [226/831] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:02:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/21/19 06:34:23] simple [802/1156] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [66/521] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:20:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/21/19 19:47:57] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:47:45 towards level 90.
[02/22/19 19:23:44] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:01:09 towards level 90.
[02/22/19 21:06:46] simple [874/1156] has come upon zygren [181/478] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:42:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/23/19 08:58:55] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:28:29 towards level 90.
[02/23/19 11:11:21] simple [229/1156] has challenged Eldoreth [244/1009] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:15:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/19 00:47:31] simple [337/1156] has come upon astropoint [399/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:42:41 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/19 08:45:28] Cysioland [52/188] has challenged simple [861/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to Cysioland's clock.
[02/26/19 22:18:39] Sixbierehomme, dxtr, lipek, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/19 23:07:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 12:29:13 toward level 90.
[02/27/19 18:36:18] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:31 towards level 90.
[02/28/19 11:14:58] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:47 towards level 90.
[03/01/19 13:14:41] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:00 towards level 90.
[03/01/19 15:27:41] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:08:38 towards level 90.
[03/02/19 07:11:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 11:11:53 toward level 90.
[03/02/19 14:29:00] simple [713/1169] has come upon zifre [192/199] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:20:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/19 02:55:46] simple [143/1169] has challenged Majak [105/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:41:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/19 08:44:57] simple [807/1169] has come upon mistaEvO8 [543/549] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:18:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/19 09:10:06] canton7, Antium, and Beavis [173/2599] have team battled lagertonne, simple, and agrajag [2599/3111] and lost! 3 days, 05:06:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/19 10:07:32] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:36 from level 90.
[03/04/19 13:28:59] TimWolla, simple, and allo [1760/2950] have team battled agrajag, Misza, and womblecat [2971/3119] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/19 14:56:43] simple [891/1169] has come upon astropoint [197/883] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:40:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/19 00:09:03] Curious_Onion, IceeVeeCee, and Clearcasting [455/1361] have team battled LordH, simple, and zhalla [992/2707] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/19 16:04:32] simple [99/1169] has challenged vox [292/1154] in combat and lost! 10 days, 13:17:15 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/19 05:23:28] simple [26/1169] has challenged Bkid [343/785] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:24:28 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/19 18:26:02] brendan [886/1373] has challenged simple [378/1169] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:10:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/08/19 20:16:29] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 22:38:11 from level 91.
[03/08/19 23:28:50] simple, woonack, and dindinx [1226/2655] have team battled IceeVeeCee, wMw, and IdleMaster [554/1546] and won! 2 days, 02:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/19 00:21:39] dayman, ishanyx, and efertone [104/1311] have team battled simple, woonack, and neurospex [126/2851] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/19 11:43:21] Lnk, GilbertErik, and simple [2174/2823] have team battled IceeVeeCee, pixelate, and dayman [953/1178] and won! 1 day, 14:35:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 04:10:11] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:20:20 towards level 91.
[03/12/19 05:47:57] AncalagonThBlack, h00k, and simple [1389/2686] have team battled brendan, pants, and csc2ya [836/3037] and won! 12 days, 01:34:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/19 21:50:55] simple [37/1169] has challenged Clearcasting [478/488] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:53:13 is added to simple's clock.
[03/14/19 01:51:44] simple [215/1169] has challenged SirMonkeybox [427/544] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:56:22 is added to simple's clock.
[03/14/19 07:52:58] strife [211/442] has challenged simple [136/1169] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:07:07 is removed from strife's clock.
[03/15/19 05:48:13] simple, bookworm, and elbie [371/2448] have team battled Birdbones, Xenofex, and Sharky4 [232/2912] and won! 0 days, 09:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/19 18:19:23] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:44:08 towards level 91.
[03/17/19 18:37:13] efertone [220/297] has challenged simple [30/1169] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:30 is removed from efertone's clock.
[03/17/19 20:04:41] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:18:00 from level 91.
[03/19/19 04:10:49] simple [1004/1169] has come upon Lnk [538/810] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 19:11:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/19 06:22:44] simple [324/1169] has challenged woonack [186/491] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:03:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/19 15:06:16] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:15:43 from level 91.
[03/21/19 14:19:51] dayman, LordH, and simple [1093/2796] have team battled nickware, L, and ishanyx [1493/2147] and lost! 0 days, 15:12:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/19 18:52:00] simple [744/1169] has come upon gagz [6/16] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:20:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/19 11:25:48] agrajag, Killerkid, and shandor [631/2909] have team battled anarcat, buksi, and simple [1356/2024] and lost! 11 days, 12:36:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/19 14:07:06] micah [1/169] has challenged simple [573/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to micah's clock.
[03/22/19 22:59:18] vegadark [326/696] has come upon simple [490/1169] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 14:39:56 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/23/19 01:37:29] simple [63/1169] has challenged JensRex [602/1161] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:34:24 is added to simple's clock.
[03/23/19 03:02:47] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:04:48 towards level 91.
[03/24/19 22:12:30] simple [1049/1169] has come upon woonack [436/491] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:54:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/19 02:48:16] simple [481/1169] has challenged Nechayev [145/160] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:08:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/19 08:15:10] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:17:11 from level 91.
[03/25/19 09:48:27] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:20:22 from level 91.
[03/25/19 23:21:38] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:00:39 from level 91.
[03/26/19 09:48:03] simple [1109/1169] has come upon ilbelkyr [1048/1084] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:29:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/26/19 10:55:23] Lemongrab [441/756] has challenged simple [686/1169] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:40:59 is added to Lemongrab's clock.
[03/26/19 15:30:50] algernon [184/209] has come upon simple [221/1169] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:02 is added to algernon's clock.
[03/26/19 17:08:17] simple [153/1169] has come upon sjefen6 [319/881] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:11:21 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/19 05:59:35] freeboson [401/976] has challenged simple [533/1169] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:28:17 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/30/19 00:01:54] Nechayev [124/225] has challenged simple [1015/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[03/30/19 02:09:59] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:13 towards level 91.
[03/30/19 13:44:22] Brady [598/942] has come upon simple [367/1169] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:04:00 is removed from Brady's clock.
[04/01/19 16:33:18] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:55:43 towards level 91.
[04/01/19 23:19:19] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:37 towards level 91.
[04/02/19 00:36:19] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:20:50 towards level 91.
[04/02/19 09:54:54] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:40:52 from level 91.
[04/02/19 23:36:33] simple [237/1169] has challenged Ttech [988/1710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:49:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/03/19 02:22:40] mrsFroug [188/202] has challenged simple [374/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to mrsFroug's clock.
[04/04/19 06:23:08] LapTop006 [25/41] has challenged simple [854/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:17 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[04/04/19 07:39:07] simple, xonic, and acolarh [675/2741] have team battled LukeLR, HellSpawn, and tmberg [1191/2506] and lost! 1 day, 03:26:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/19 11:08:12] chauffer [174/296] has challenged simple [287/1169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to chauffer's clock.
[04/07/19 23:38:53] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:35 towards level 91.
[04/07/19 23:49:47] Jay_of_Delucia [427/484] has come upon simple [347/1169] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:44:13 is removed from Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[04/09/19 01:09:49] TimWolla [767/1188] has challenged simple [82/1169] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:02:51 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[04/12/19 09:28:05] holloway [185/1024] has challenged simple [789/1184] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:03:53 is added to holloway's clock.
[04/13/19 06:29:55] Jay_of_Delucia [24/484] has come upon simple [979/1184] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:51 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[04/14/19 13:03:29] Notir, simple, and ncarl747 [186/2195] have team battled sunri5e, Syloq, and Milquetoast [121/2714] and won! 0 days, 06:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 13:06:06] himuraken, simple, and MadHatter [1439/2852] have team battled bootdisk, vrillusions, and chauffer [2205/2596] and lost! 3 days, 12:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/19 03:52:37] simple [405/1184] has come upon efertone [224/396] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:01:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/16/19 01:18:10] Ravenloft [21/25] has challenged simple [502/1184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[04/17/19 12:56:53] damyan, hannesenator, and dxrt [429/2913] have team battled Everyman, bigjay, and simple [1574/3354] and lost! 4 days, 18:58:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/19 14:10:11] FSM, simple, and efertone [1425/2548] have team battled vegadark, Heisenberg, and dwfreed [700/1870] and won! 0 days, 16:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 23:18:15] simple [336/1184] has come upon BagelBites [614/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:21:54 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/19 03:12:56] simple [220/1184] has come upon lavamind [491/495] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:08:46 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/19 11:01:09] bigjay [4/1435] has come upon simple [1043/1184] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:45:52 is added to bigjay's clock.
[04/20/19 00:09:34] simple [25/1184] has challenged Zaratustra [901/1172] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:08:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/21/19 07:16:28] Sharky4 [519/807] has challenged simple [1175/1184] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:06:58 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[04/21/19 16:18:30] simple [129/1184] has challenged JuanMaestro [720/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:57:30 is added to simple's clock.
[04/23/19 08:19:40] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:44 towards level 91.
[04/23/19 22:01:28] Oooooog, cirdan, and DrJosh9000 [901/2288] have team battled simple, Flonk, and KeboDK [1885/2862] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/19 00:10:32] zygren, simple, and Misza [1924/2989] have team battled Lnk, lipek, and Sundance [1036/2787] and won! 0 days, 13:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/19 06:45:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 12 days, 08:58:08 toward level 91.
[04/25/19 00:34:20] khmerboy, pants, and Tenorman [2986/3067] have team battled algernon, hannesenator, and simple [1260/2751] and won! 2 days, 08:36:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/19 06:28:49] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:14 towards level 91.
[04/25/19 17:40:40] simple [255/1184] has challenged hannesenator [863/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:56 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/19 07:01:20] simple [901/1184] has come upon HellSpawn [184/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:17:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/26/19 12:45:06] simple [364/1184] has challenged neurospex [857/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:33 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/19 14:36:19] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:53 towards level 91.
[04/27/19 02:09:22] simple [834/1184] has come upon kork [275/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:43:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/28/19 13:35:44] simple [224/1184] has come upon IdleMaster [554/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:26 is added to simple's clock.
[04/28/19 19:51:22] simple [495/1184] has come upon zankore [132/1040] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/19 10:00:49] simple [404/1184] has challenged Majak [290/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/19 11:01:04] simple [900/1184] has challenged meskio [270/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/19 13:49:39] simple [968/1184] has challenged JensRex [413/1180] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:28:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/19 23:03:53] simple [1135/1184] has challenged LordH [717/1157] in combat and won! 14 days, 09:06:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/19 23:03:53] In the fierce battle, LordH dropped their level 123 tunic! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 62 tunic to LordH.
[05/01/19 10:11:56] zankore [1024/1040] has challenged simple [1062/1245] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:00:22 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/01/19 14:23:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 26 days, 15:28:42 toward level 92.
[05/02/19 20:15:22] simple, brendan, and Everyman [442/3322] have team battled Oooooog, Xenofex, and Birdbones [1033/2879] and lost! 4 days, 06:58:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/19 21:20:00] simple [876/1245] has challenged ilbelkyr [297/1087] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:51:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/04/19 13:23:24] simple [241/1245] has come upon efertone [354/453] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:03:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/06/19 12:16:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 13 days, 04:22:49 toward level 92.
[05/06/19 20:22:14] simple [433/1245] has come upon Syloq [291/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:29:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/06/19 23:43:43] pants [773/1190] has challenged simple [637/1245] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:24:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/07/19 23:31:16] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:19 towards level 92.
[05/09/19 15:20:50] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:44 from level 92.
[05/09/19 19:04:44] simple [879/1245] has come upon petrichor [58/1213] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:28:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/10/19 00:21:04] simple [376/1245] has come upon GilbertErik [488/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/10/19 06:02:10] darkmage [518/1232] has challenged simple [266/1245] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:03 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/10/19 18:39:09] simple [82/1245] has challenged lipek [643/1305] in combat and lost! 11 days, 15:29:28 is added to simple's clock.
[05/10/19 20:05:31] Roxana [983/1142] has challenged simple [323/1245] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:09:33 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[05/11/19 09:39:13] Lnk, lavamind, and LukeLR [2110/2213] have team battled Eldoreth, simple, and WallIdl [888/3195] and won! 0 days, 08:12:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 19:47:31] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:03:41 towards level 93.
[05/13/19 00:37:33] inittab [226/245] has come upon simple [295/1245] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:50 is added to inittab's clock.
[05/13/19 08:07:50] golgy [322/343] has challenged simple [903/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to golgy's clock.
[05/13/19 14:36:36] djm, ishanyx, and CornFly [151/2894] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Birdbones, and simple [2268/3634] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/19 17:50:19] simple [1215/1245] has come upon zhalla [178/420] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:27:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/14/19 00:23:26] Psilocybe [665/759] has challenged simple [141/1245] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:35:50 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[05/14/19 01:23:42] simple [104/1245] has challenged butlerian [253/393] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:57:36 is added to simple's clock.
[05/14/19 10:25:42] Milquetoast [31/972] has challenged simple [294/1245] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:02 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/15/19 12:31:43] simple [823/1245] has challenged Khorne [642/1048] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:14:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/19 14:39:02] simple [269/1245] has come upon Sundance [504/524] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:49:35 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/19 20:04:10] pfoley [197/704] has challenged simple [372/1245] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:02:51 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/17/19 14:05:14] Euph0ria [109/414] has challenged simple [772/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:48:29 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[05/17/19 19:48:02] sheu, grooverider, and holloway [51/3020] have team battled simple, CoarseHorse, and brendan [1443/2781] and lost! 0 days, 18:36:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 05:49:44] Roxana, dax, and sunri5e [449/2975] have team battled simple, PiotrekD, and JensRex [2710/3197] and lost! 9 days, 03:50:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 08:15:55] neurospex, astropoint, and micah [140/2632] have team battled pollo, damyan, and simple [1410/2954] and lost! 1 day, 11:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 23:19:24] Milquetoast [547/972] has come upon simple [750/1245] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:53:53 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[05/21/19 16:55:11] buyoq [9/12] has challenged simple [40/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:21 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/21/19 21:52:45] MadMan, IllusiveMan_, and Bradicus [586/2612] have team battled h00k, simple, and Bahhumbug [886/2892] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/19 01:19:10] himuraken, niko, and idlerpgww [1241/2511] have team battled alephnull, Zoddo, and simple [189/3227] and won! 2 days, 17:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/19 08:15:30] simple [22/1245] has challenged Xenthys [6/685] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:33:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/23/19 23:18:55] simple [996/1245] has challenged Elgo [78/479] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:28:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/19 04:46:08] Queequeg [0/1] has challenged simple [588/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:30 is added to Queequeg's clock.
[05/24/19 21:56:18] Bahhumbug [80/898] has come upon simple [236/1245] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:49:00 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[05/25/19 03:13:05] simple [325/1245] has come upon waifu [297/879] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:40:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/25/19 08:26:27] alephnull [486/781] has challenged simple [297/1245] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:19:55 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[05/25/19 19:20:53] simple [1096/1245] has come upon Zaratustra [639/1164] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:27:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/19 15:33:41] simple [95/1245] has challenged vegadark [612/733] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:57:19 is added to simple's clock.
[05/26/19 16:41:40] simple [953/1245] has come upon Zaratustra [401/1164] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:35:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/19 11:43:29] gdm [269/316] has challenged simple [1149/1245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:53 is added to gdm's clock.
[05/27/19 16:42:34] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/19 11:43:48] Birdbones [1053/1386] has challenged simple [195/1237] in combat and won! 20 days, 07:01:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[05/28/19 16:44:04] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:48 towards level 93.
[05/29/19 06:48:09] tmberg [1233/1408] has challenged simple [829/1237] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:55:47 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/30/19 23:12:07] zid, Flonk, and Twistit [2060/2249] have team battled simple, psycho, and PlasmaStar [1472/2153] and won! 0 days, 02:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 03:57:40] AbacusAvenger, Milquetoast, and Jay_of_Delucia [162/2391] have team battled DrJosh9000, Majak, and simple [295/2335] and lost! 1 day, 12:53:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 02:58:05] simple [1069/1237] has come upon Reilly [342/465] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:15:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/01/19 15:47:05] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:37 towards level 93.
[06/02/19 00:08:37] simple [99/1237] has challenged neurospex [299/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:10:52 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/19 01:14:13] simple [632/1237] has challenged neurospex [1075/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:00:49 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/19 23:03:54] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:55:10 towards level 93.
[06/04/19 02:41:40] CoarseHorse [195/259] has challenged simple [1195/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[06/04/19 13:56:20] buksi, simple, and nickware [2888/3133] have team battled Lemongrab, MiddlewareMonkey, and niko [2427/2473] and won! 0 days, 22:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 18:24:06] simple [132/1237] has challenged Euph0ria [59/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:36:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/19 19:57:18] rorre [52/92] has come upon simple [894/1237] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:51 is added to rorre's clock.
[06/06/19 00:22:11] M144, Globalirc, and jbroome [198/2404] have team battled neurospex, simple, and L [1463/3137] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/19 15:34:41] simple [442/1237] has challenged elf [994/1143] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:48:45 is added to simple's clock.
[06/07/19 01:55:41] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:25:04 from level 93.
[06/07/19 07:49:02] simple, Birdbones, and loomysh [1845/3584] have team battled efertone, vegadark, and el [1990/2169] and lost! 2 days, 22:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/19 14:10:04] Kerri [112/130] has challenged simple [940/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:12 is added to Kerri's clock.
[06/08/19 23:10:54] simple [456/1237] has challenged lavamind [270/588] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:53:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/19 01:26:55] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:35 towards level 93.
[06/09/19 02:06:13] Kerri [94/319] has challenged simple [285/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Kerri's clock.
[06/10/19 22:08:28] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:16:54 towards level 93.
[06/11/19 01:35:41] LukeLR, Euph0ria, and simple [1863/2341] have team battled Xenthys, Curious_Onion, and kenyon [354/2447] and won! 1 day, 23:22:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 03:22:52] simple [475/1237] has challenged skarlso [254/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:51:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/12/19 01:27:55] GilbertErik [846/850] has challenged simple [841/1237] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:31:31 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/12/19 08:15:18] Sundance [376/548] has challenged simple [1218/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:31 is added to Sundance's clock.
[06/14/19 21:51:44] vegadark [146/744] has come upon simple [83/1237] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:50:35 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/17/19 11:21:18] brendan [638/1283] has come upon simple [457/1237] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:32:44 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/19/19 17:35:11] simple [447/1237] has come upon Bradicus [552/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/20/19 00:56:27] agrajag [304/1232] has challenged simple [857/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:47 is added to agrajag's clock.
[06/20/19 07:58:49] strife [230/421] has challenged simple [890/1237] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:05:19 is added to strife's clock.
[06/20/19 15:44:59] simple [14/1237] has come upon Atan [225/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:34:30 is added to simple's clock.
[06/21/19 13:04:54] simple [859/1237] has challenged sigmg [494/831] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:43:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/21/19 18:38:02] StalkR, Sharky4, and simple [664/2423] have team battled rxcomm, autist, and Milquetoast [83/2970] and won! 0 days, 13:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/19 18:57:33] golgy [19/349] has come upon simple [388/1237] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:34:03 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/23/19 16:23:41] LordH, elbie, and Syloq [898/2706] have team battled Elgo, dartainus, and simple [1158/2017] and lost! 1 day, 07:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/19 04:25:47] simple [958/1237] has come upon LukeLR [3/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:00:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/19 00:48:37] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:26:38 from level 93.
[06/29/19 19:53:35] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:33 towards level 93.
[06/30/19 03:08:33] Geela, AncalagonThBlack, and pixelate [1499/2147] have team battled TimWolla, The_Joker, and simple [34/2574] and won! 1 day, 01:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 10:50:39] simple [127/1237] has challenged LapTop006 [424/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:44:35 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/19 14:13:08] ohnx, IdleMaster, and Lnk [2501/2543] have team battled Euph0ria, pollo, and simple [1691/2514] and won! 3 days, 06:41:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/19 18:57:27] simple [158/1237] has challenged Sharky4 [196/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:59 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/19 19:46:25] simple [455/1237] has come upon TimWolla [598/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:23:04 is added to simple's clock.
[07/03/19 00:28:54] simple [738/1237] has come upon dax [152/547] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:54:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/03/19 13:53:54] dkorhonen, lavamind, and IllusiveMan_ [604/1494] have team battled ToHellWithGA, simple, and Zyphyr [150/2651] and won! 0 days, 00:29:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 22:08:34] bebbet [174/566] has challenged simple [1169/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:22 is added to bebbet's clock.
[07/04/19 18:05:33] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:56 towards level 93.
[07/05/19 09:53:03] algernon, strife, and apiw [578/1716] have team battled Zaratustra, simple, and elf [1437/3555] and lost! 0 days, 07:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/19 22:43:36] simple [421/1237] has come upon Equinox [66/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/06/19 17:08:41] AngryParsley, Roxana, and simple [959/3552] have team battled Sharky4, MadMan, and Scornn [353/2440] and won! 0 days, 09:42:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 19:14:56] simple [685/1237] has come upon zid [196/1049] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:42:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/08/19 00:15:12] simple [293/1237] has challenged IllusiveMan_ [171/629] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:51:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/08/19 04:31:04] simple [646/1237] has challenged Euph0ria [249/525] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:59:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/09/19 00:47:15] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:35:56 from level 94.
[07/09/19 12:38:16] Ttech [1064/1813] has challenged simple [751/1237] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:27:01 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/10/19 21:35:07] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:29:14 towards level 94.
[07/10/19 22:51:41] alephnull [791/822] has come upon simple [118/1237] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:16:54 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[07/11/19 02:52:44] simple [708/1237] has come upon meskio [652/682] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:09:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/12/19 02:29:41] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:32:04 towards level 94.
[07/14/19 05:53:58] simple [787/1237] has come upon Psilocybe [632/756] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:36:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/14/19 14:08:16] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:14:25 towards level 94.
[07/14/19 23:23:03] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:09:24 towards level 94.
[07/15/19 01:04:55] Andries, cirdan, and sigmg [2358/2375] have team battled alephnull, Scornn, and simple [893/2523] and won! 0 days, 10:18:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 03:40:31] simple, JensRex, and Milquetoast [1382/3475] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Psilocybe, and csssuf [798/2315] and won! 0 days, 00:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 16:46:36] simple, DrJosh9000, and alephnull [2615/2616] have team battled MadMan, dave, and ncarl747 [244/2319] and won! 1 day, 02:35:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 17:02:03] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:04:16 from level 94.
[07/19/19 08:30:49] AngryParsley [795/1144] has challenged simple [1150/1237] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:15:48 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[07/20/19 14:39:20] sjefen6, max, and simple [2127/2817] have team battled TimWolla, himuraken, and TheDeadlyDandy [423/2565] and won! 4 days, 23:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 11:17:24] simple [56/1237] has come upon meskio [133/693] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:58:02 is added to simple's clock.
[07/22/19 14:13:58] Lemelisk [1230/1356] has come upon simple [90/1237] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:25:08 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[07/23/19 05:15:44] Mithkabob, m0shbear, Milquetoast, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/19 14:00:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 8 days, 03:44:58 toward level 94.
[07/23/19 15:53:25] simple [495/1237] has challenged pollo [676/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:13 is added to simple's clock.
[07/23/19 17:38:56] Reilly [121/466] has challenged simple [403/1237] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:48:27 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/23/19 20:25:08] Xenofex, Lnk, and simple [791/3093] have team battled petrichor, MiddlewareMonkey, and crysys [1960/3054] and lost! 1 day, 02:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/19 00:31:03] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:51 towards level 94.
[07/25/19 13:56:53] bookworm, m0shbear, grooverider, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/19 14:03:54] dclaw123 [673/1042] has challenged simple [711/1237] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:54:34 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[07/27/19 20:42:48] simple [1163/1237] has come upon Tor [416/1197] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/28/19 20:26:43] simple [496/1237] has challenged nickware [127/1193] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:25:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/29/19 20:26:17] CornFly [57/1149] has challenged simple [1143/1237] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:12:39 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/30/19 01:19:27] TheDeadlyDandy [532/674] has come upon simple [955/1237] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:21:34 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[07/31/19 00:23:07] Sullivan [58/75] has challenged simple [790/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:22 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[08/03/19 20:56:02] simple [498/1249] has come upon waifu [62/1116] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:49:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/04/19 11:37:04] TimWolla, simple, and dwfreed [2725/2746] have team battled fattrat, Notir, and Sullivan [627/1791] and won! 0 days, 03:22:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 01:59:46] inittab [462/529] has challenged simple [160/1249] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:42:25 is removed from inittab's clock.
[08/05/19 05:15:48] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:43:49 towards level 95.
[08/07/19 06:47:28] droogie [391/935] has challenged simple [481/1249] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:36:27 is added to droogie's clock.
[08/08/19 22:20:06] simple [369/1249] has challenged Misza [53/1304] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:05:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/09/19 04:09:47] jbroome, elbie, and agrajag [228/3040] have team battled simple, xonic, and Roxana [2882/3258] and lost! 3 days, 12:46:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 13:59:38] simple [663/1249] has come upon kork [59/355] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:29:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/09/19 20:08:38] Mars [1112/1193] has come upon simple [1019/1249] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:25:34 is removed from Mars's clock.
[08/11/19 00:53:38] Mars, Agent86, elf, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/19 11:05:13] Iceman, simple, and Grayson [618/2873] have team battled borsin, ganome, and MJ94 [270/1615] and won! 0 days, 13:20:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/19 14:33:57] Heisenberg [694/756] has challenged simple [120/1249] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:19:52 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/12/19 07:37:32] simple [1075/1249] has challenged manish17xxx [379/811] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:16:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/12/19 16:17:05] simple [505/1249] has come upon canton7 [867/1002] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:25:27 is added to simple's clock.
[08/14/19 02:46:59] dwfreed [339/583] has challenged simple [982/1249] in combat and lost! 14 days, 10:54:56 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/14/19 08:55:42] sigmg, simple, and holloway [2957/3089] have team battled TheresusPheronor, MetaNova, and AngryParsley [755/2612] and won! 0 days, 22:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 13:24:28] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:51 towards level 95.
[08/16/19 20:12:39] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:10 towards level 95.
[08/16/19 20:48:28] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:44:25 from level 95.
[08/17/19 01:28:32] simple [759/1249] has come upon Globalirc [122/920] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:03:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/17/19 03:29:51] Chuck [673/746] has come upon simple [410/1249] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:06:39 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[08/17/19 21:35:02] Misza, zid, and Killerkid [1345/3436] have team battled simple, Zaratustra, and StalkR [620/2840] and won! 2 days, 02:32:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/19 05:33:06] anarcat [325/701] has come upon simple [413/1249] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:12 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/19/19 06:48:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 05:36:52 toward level 95.
[08/21/19 12:25:21] TheDeadlyDandy [66/673] has challenged simple [841/1249] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:06 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[08/21/19 13:15:44] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:57 from level 95.
[08/21/19 19:53:18] Forud [165/338] has challenged simple [833/1249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:22:04 is added to Forud's clock.
[08/22/19 03:22:31] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:57 towards level 95.
[08/22/19 14:33:05] simple [1136/1249] has challenged algernon [223/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/19 04:36:05] Agent86 [309/694] has challenged simple [385/1249] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:12:59 is added to Agent86's clock.
[08/23/19 22:34:55] simple [399/1249] has come upon dax [104/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:07:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/19 09:34:33] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:00 towards level 95.
[08/24/19 13:14:46] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:40:59 from level 95.
[08/24/19 22:44:45] simple [227/1249] has challenged Sundance [289/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:17 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/19 01:52:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 11:32:51 toward level 95.
[08/25/19 19:05:03] simple [722/1249] has come upon Andries [433/507] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/19 23:50:00] Mars [72/1188] has challenged simple [571/1249] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:52:16 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/26/19 18:53:58] blizgerg [18/1397] has challenged simple [1186/1249] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:32:43 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[08/27/19 10:27:06] simple [716/1249] has challenged MushHashor [29/238] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:47:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/19 10:44:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 48 days, 21:12:25 toward level 96.
[08/27/19 20:35:10] Forud, Heisenberg, and ishanyx [502/1919] have team battled efertone, simple, and Mithkabob [789/2177] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/19 23:19:41] Nechayev, Chuck, and yano [605/2066] have team battled soltys, Grayson, and simple [2390/2543] and lost! 2 days, 02:39:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 12:39:02] simple [640/1249] has come upon djm [268/1002] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:35:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/29/19 00:06:39] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/19 04:06:06] shandor [339/638] has challenged simple [193/1285] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:06:12 is removed from shandor's clock.
[08/30/19 07:11:55] sc_ [370/530] has challenged simple [1100/1285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:50 is added to sc_'s clock.
[08/30/19 14:45:50] Sharky4, WallIdl, and LapTop006 [1954/2109] have team battled simple, MadMan, and bookworm [608/2877] and won! 1 day, 05:58:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 21:32:19] tmberg, Pici, and simple [1273/3978] have team battled meskio, Reilly, and sheu [1125/1787] and won! 5 days, 19:32:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 14:20:54] simple [1052/1285] has challenged Khorne [573/1049] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:51:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/01/19 03:23:45] L [504/563] has challenged simple [291/1285] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:09:42 is removed from L's clock.
[09/01/19 03:23:45] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 398 weapon! L picks it up, tossing their old level 160 weapon to simple.
[09/03/19 03:40:18] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:34 towards level 96.
[09/04/19 05:39:56] simple [630/1047] has challenged FSM [765/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:37 is added to simple's clock.
[09/04/19 10:41:04] Lemelisk [770/1351] has challenged simple [601/1047] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:57:54 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[09/04/19 11:09:28] Chuck [478/746] has come upon simple [468/1047] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:59:46 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/05/19 18:45:20] Asara, kork, and Iceman [1236/2685] have team battled simple, xonic, and Balthazar [1516/2273] and lost! 3 days, 09:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/19 20:59:08] Nistur [344/749] has challenged simple [781/1047] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:06:47 is added to Nistur's clock.
[09/08/19 02:00:11] simple [1038/1047] has challenged Eldoreth [314/1225] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:40:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/19 14:17:16] simple [262/1047] has come upon JuanMaestro [725/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:06:14 is added to simple's clock.
[09/09/19 16:02:22] Pici, HeavyPodda, and TheresusPheronor [29/2775] have team battled TimWolla, petrichor, and simple [2137/3211] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/19 19:09:19] WallIdl [255/542] has challenged simple [821/1047] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:18:57 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[09/10/19 17:52:29] anarcat [629/712] has come upon simple [218/1047] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:24:08 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/10/19 17:52:29] anarcat has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:08:46 is added to simple's clock.
[09/10/19 20:39:12] simple [322/1047] has come upon Notir [11/374] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:09:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/11/19 04:24:40] simple [145/1047] has come upon TimWolla [761/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:28 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/19 05:42:57] simple [516/1047] has come upon zid [694/1033] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:09:36 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/19 16:26:19] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:09 from level 96.
[09/11/19 20:38:52] Dyntra [5/16] has challenged simple [231/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[09/13/19 02:52:07] darkmage [862/1299] has come upon simple [698/1047] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:17:53 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/13/19 10:49:33] simple [185/1047] has come upon Sundance [141/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:12:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/14/19 00:32:01] simple [262/1047] has challenged Nechayev [324/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:07 is added to simple's clock.
[09/14/19 15:32:26] simple misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:24 from level 96.
[09/14/19 16:13:45] simple [125/1047] has come upon csssuf [480/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:54 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/19 18:49:03] simple, PlasmaStar, and Sharky4 [1819/2544] have team battled Chuck, elbie, and IllusiveMan_ [2235/2422] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/19 21:08:46] simple, LapTop006, and Birdbones [2385/2937] have team battled Atan, Sundance, and Crazycatlady [468/1997] and won! 0 days, 12:33:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/19 14:26:36] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:53 towards level 96.
[09/17/19 22:58:46] vegadark, IllusiveMan_, and ncarl747 [1462/2115] have team battled inittab, MetaNova, and simple [1984/2596] and lost! 1 day, 04:21:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 21:45:40] simple [118/1059] has challenged womblecat [355/689] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:18:46 is added to simple's clock.
[09/19/19 01:50:22] simple [514/1059] has come upon Zaratustra [1158/1161] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 06:43:27 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/19 16:17:19] KH405 [226/317] has challenged simple [372/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:53 is added to KH405's clock.
[09/23/19 20:14:24] Nechayev, Sundance, and simple [2011/2347] have team battled HeavyPodda, Sixbierehomme, and L [1417/2717] and won! 0 days, 06:14:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 00:00:39] Brady [612/966] has challenged simple [545/1059] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:00:28 is removed from Brady's clock.
[09/25/19 08:46:10] simple [671/1059] has come upon TheDeadlyDandy [119/721] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:57:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/25/19 20:37:05] Brainiac [443/817] has challenged simple [1012/1059] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:19:39 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[09/26/19 09:40:47] simple [843/1059] has challenged Pici [893/1228] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:28:44 is added to simple's clock.
[09/27/19 05:57:55] simple [893/1064] has come upon IllusiveMan_ [252/653] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 19:25:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/27/19 09:46:23] simple [610/1064] has challenged pixelate [81/514] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:50:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/27/19 10:03:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 10:24:20 toward level 97.
[09/27/19 21:54:00] FSM [765/789] has come upon simple [167/1064] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:38 is removed from FSM's clock.
[09/29/19 05:29:24] rxcomm, M144, and simple [3116/3190] have team battled dwfreed, tmberg, and gdm [2169/2824] and won! 2 days, 05:37:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 00:15:30] Sundance, CornFly, and simple [1124/2754] have team battled mordac, alephnull, and meskio [2933/2993] and lost! 2 days, 06:35:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/19 02:01:43] simple [363/1064] has challenged IdleMaster [679/756] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:21:04 is added to simple's clock.
[09/30/19 05:25:21] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:27:57 from level 97.
[10/01/19 20:19:40] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:46:26 towards level 97.
[10/01/19 23:03:43] simple, Andries, and Syloq [2176/2187] have team battled Beavis, inittab, and M144 [528/2518] and won! 1 day, 04:53:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/19 04:38:07] Cameron_D, Agent86, and dwfreed [2228/2538] have team battled anarcat, Andries, and simple [82/2536] and won! 1 day, 18:12:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/19 12:48:33] simple [686/1064] has come upon Kerri [450/589] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:39:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/02/19 12:48:33] simple has dealt Kerri a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:01:14 is added to Kerri's clock.
[10/02/19 12:48:57] simple [684/1064] has come upon Kerri [544/589] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:29:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/19 18:22:55] simple [359/1064] has challenged SlowRiot [86/858] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:22:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/05/19 13:33:06] KeboDK [685/710] has challenged simple [901/1064] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:09:07 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[10/05/19 20:33:16] rxcomm, crysys, and Sundance [1338/2726] have team battled Reilly, simple, and MaryMaid [436/2118] and won! 0 days, 14:05:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/19 23:04:34] simple [1062/1064] has come upon Kerri [23/589] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:04:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/19 02:37:06] tspange [548/809] has come upon simple [72/1064] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:59:12 is removed from tspange's clock.
[10/07/19 03:26:39] simple [155/1016] has come upon Syloq [599/610] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:14:03 is added to simple's clock.
[10/08/19 01:26:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 22 days, 18:03:53 toward level 97.
[10/08/19 10:52:13] simple [853/1016] has come upon sjefen6 [267/610] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:33:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/08/19 10:52:13] simple has dealt sjefen6 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:08:47 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/08/19 12:56:24] brendan [352/1360] has challenged simple [572/1016] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:34:03 is added to brendan's clock.
[10/09/19 00:35:28] sheu [382/562] has come upon simple [794/1016] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:58:24 is added to sheu's clock.
[10/09/19 03:46:44] simple [371/1016] has come upon dax [178/557] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:32:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/09/19 19:41:23] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:12 towards level 97.
[10/12/19 00:07:49] simple [654/1016] has come upon xonic [299/843] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:53:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/13/19 01:03:46] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:40 towards level 97.
[10/13/19 23:22:04] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:26:13 from level 97.
[10/15/19 00:27:44] Ironhoof [798/1231] has challenged simple [584/1016] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:18 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[10/15/19 11:17:16] sigmg, skarlso, and meffe [499/1910] have team battled Atan, simple, and Brainiac [1485/2638] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/19 06:13:54] simple [729/1016] has challenged vegadark [514/650] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:05:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/17/19 04:15:42] Crazycatlady [384/698] has come upon simple [430/1016] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:00 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/17/19 21:44:02] Crazycatlady [652/698] has challenged simple [772/1016] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:59:36 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/18/19 16:45:24] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:27:00 from level 98.
[10/18/19 20:19:26] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:51:48 towards level 98.
[10/18/19 22:07:42] simple [389/1016] has come upon pants [479/1179] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:02:06 is added to simple's clock.
[10/19/19 03:12:30] Lemelisk, simple, and MaryMaid [1391/3008] have team battled Ratigan, DrJosh9000, and Khorne [916/2469] and won! 3 days, 16:15:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 03:42:45] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:59:21 towards level 98.
[10/20/19 08:40:22] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:24:59 towards level 98.
[10/21/19 18:42:06] simple [261/1016] has come upon lavamind [412/674] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:54:03 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/19 06:14:06] MiddlewareMonkey [489/949] has challenged simple [789/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:09:00 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/23/19 11:05:53] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:26:36 towards level 98.
[10/25/19 08:53:19] simple [78/1010] has come upon SCSi [222/710] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:55:04 is added to simple's clock.
[10/26/19 05:23:12] simple [149/1010] has come upon pfoley [782/837] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:28:27 is added to simple's clock.
[10/26/19 17:41:23] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:20:28 from level 98.
[10/27/19 14:52:22] sjefen6, simple, and Xenofex [693/2508] have team battled kork, FSM, and Elgo [459/1724] and won! 5 days, 14:56:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 15:10:36] simple [259/1010] has challenged yano [463/580] in combat and lost! 16 days, 14:18:22 is added to simple's clock.
[10/27/19 21:11:56] simple [413/1010] has challenged efertone [290/508] in combat and won! 20 days, 03:51:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/28/19 02:41:18] simple, Elgo, and holloway [600/2664] have team battled Majak, neurospex, and jawsh [1511/2478] and lost! 3 days, 00:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/19 06:13:58] simple [899/1010] has challenged mordac [397/1314] in combat and won! 29 days, 02:10:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/29/19 01:08:16] simple [492/1010] has come upon Eldoreth [402/1229] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 06:52:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/29/19 08:16:10] csssuf, BagelBites, manish17xxx, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/19 02:24:10] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:30:38 towards level 98.
[11/01/19 20:13:56] simple [606/1010] has come upon kenyon [894/1138] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:16:13 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/19 14:44:02] zid [229/953] has challenged simple [272/1010] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:26:30 is added to zid's clock.
[11/06/19 03:03:49] simple [452/1010] has challenged elf [498/1279] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:26:10 is added to simple's clock.
[11/06/19 13:47:21] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:19:17 towards level 98.
[11/06/19 15:06:39] simple [7/1010] has challenged dax [43/575] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:15:51 is added to simple's clock.
[11/07/19 22:14:05] simple [304/1010] has challenged KH405 [484/530] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:19:29 is added to simple's clock.
[11/08/19 13:55:13] bookworm, brendan, and sjums_the_great [602/2287] have team battled L, simple, and CornFly [2335/2955] and lost! 3 days, 10:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 14:17:52] simple [127/1010] has challenged bootdisk [604/658] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:48:19 is added to simple's clock.
[11/09/19 07:21:51] simple [396/1010] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [678/940] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:17:38 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/19 11:43:53] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:58:47 towards level 98.
[11/10/19 13:28:47] simple [494/1010] has challenged KH405 [252/530] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:04:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/19 21:47:55] el, blizgerg, and GipsyPureGold [702/2996] have team battled Varjatticus, Crazycatlady, and simple [766/2083] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/19 03:32:02] lipek [314/1400] has challenged simple [935/1010] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:19:19 is added to lipek's clock.
[11/12/19 16:40:45] StalkR [185/466] has challenged simple [980/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:03:21 is added to StalkR's clock.
[11/16/19 02:56:45] simple [187/1016] has challenged petrichor [191/1270] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:56:19 is added to simple's clock.
[11/16/19 18:00:07] androphius [298/469] has challenged simple [354/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:57 is added to androphius's clock.
[11/18/19 12:09:43] simple [236/1016] has challenged Athos [353/453] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:38:05 is added to simple's clock.
[11/19/19 05:07:57] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:33:04 from level 98.
[11/19/19 09:32:46] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:12:04 towards level 98.
[11/19/19 13:08:10] simple [503/1016] has come upon JuanMaestro [323/910] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 05:21:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/19/19 19:17:24] alephnull [252/941] has challenged simple [994/1016] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:52:35 is added to alephnull's clock.
[11/20/19 11:28:30] simple [167/1016] has come upon mordac [17/1295] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:48:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/19 13:23:37] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:40:46 towards level 98.
[11/21/19 00:10:22] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:21:37 from level 98.
[11/21/19 01:10:22] simple [269/1016] has come upon bobvador [178/618] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:09:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/21/19 14:47:36] simple [395/1016] has come upon woonack [455/733] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:30:41 is added to simple's clock.
[11/21/19 19:05:39] Asara, simple, and niko [1425/2866] have team battled Xenofex, borsin, and SlowRiot [1267/2390] and won! 0 days, 04:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 07:45:10] sheu [306/576] has challenged simple [320/1016] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:52:35 is added to sheu's clock.
[11/24/19 08:45:25] simple [54/1016] has challenged idlerpgww [757/1030] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:28:38 is added to simple's clock.
[11/24/19 15:17:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 37 days, 02:52:00 from level 98.
[11/24/19 16:36:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 45 days, 19:49:41 toward level 98.
[11/25/19 04:53:41] MrGlass, simple, and sjums_the_great [1274/2382] have team battled Xenofex, double, and PlasmaStar [352/2645] and won! 9 days, 01:30:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 11:56:12] Nofew [778/911] has challenged simple [164/1016] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:22:32 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[11/26/19 06:29:39] algernon, rxcomm, and brycec [2949/3157] have team battled Roxana, simple, and fattrat [1852/3415] and won! 0 days, 03:29:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 18:15:13] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:09 towards level 98.
[11/27/19 08:16:45] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:50 towards level 98.
[11/28/19 23:17:36] simple [282/1016] has challenged Chuck [181/751] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:46:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/19 03:15:48] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:47 towards level 98.
[11/29/19 23:37:45] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:46 towards level 98.
[11/30/19 15:27:09] Misza, Iceman, and androphius [238/2783] have team battled Geela, D.Va, and simple [2422/2605] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/19 16:08:21] simple [649/1016] has come upon bisco [240/1014] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:07:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/02/19 22:17:59] Brainiac, Ratigan, and Xenofex [1742/2499] have team battled elbie, simple, and AncalagonThBlack [1430/2757] and won! 1 day, 21:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 09:10:59] bigjay, rxcomm, and Reilly [1085/3286] have team battled Majak, simple, and Heisenberg [1289/2577] and lost! 8 days, 08:05:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/19 00:05:43] simple [517/1016] has challenged idlerpgww [526/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:24:43 is added to simple's clock.
[12/07/19 10:08:13] simple [948/1016] has challenged freeboson [139/645] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:09:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/07/19 12:07:40] RBecker, buyoq, and Yuhno [206/2068] have team battled HeavyPodda, pfoley, and simple [2700/2832] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/19 12:26:15] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:54 towards level 98.
[12/08/19 12:14:52] simple [479/1016] has challenged sigmg [479/787] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:33:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/09/19 06:00:58] simple [935/1016] has come upon Forud [160/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:56:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/11/19 11:44:16] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:52 towards level 98.
[12/12/19 05:36:45] simple [857/1016] has come upon bigjay [249/1529] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:16:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/13/19 05:30:02] Pici [388/1290] has challenged simple [339/1016] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:42:00 is removed from Pici's clock.
[12/14/19 15:27:52] simple [923/1016] has challenged sc_ [584/590] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:39:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/14/19 22:35:48] simple, jbroome, and loomysh [575/2937] have team battled TheresusPheronor, Fjord, and Herb_Tarlek [1278/1793] and lost! 2 days, 20:39:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 03:43:37] simple [264/1016] has come upon Blukunfando [272/390] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:07:02 is added to simple's clock.
[12/16/19 11:51:17] simple [841/1016] has challenged neurospex [802/1350] in combat and won! 21 days, 14:59:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/16/19 22:58:14] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:59 towards level 99.
[12/17/19 13:46:36] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/19 20:27:48] brendan [210/1375] has challenged simple [487/1009] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:17 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/19/19 10:13:54] simple [653/1009] has come upon sbp [522/542] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:21:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/19 07:48:50] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:02:10 from level 99.
[12/21/19 18:43:28] blabber [773/781] has challenged simple [545/1009] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:34:23 is removed from blabber's clock.
[12/22/19 14:38:20] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:18:02 towards level 99.
[12/23/19 00:01:22] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:21 towards level 99.
[12/23/19 17:29:53] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:20:06 from level 99.
[12/24/19 08:51:47] simple, Xenofex, and anarcat [1563/2848] have team battled Asara, LapTop006, and Varjatticus [1776/1989] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/19 13:26:35] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:06:37 towards level 99.
[12/26/19 18:09:38] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:46:03 towards level 99.
[12/27/19 00:49:08] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:31:30 from level 99.
[12/28/19 00:34:36] JensRex, meskio, and simple [1909/3267] have team battled TheresusPheronor, bootdisk, and pants [939/2461] and won! 0 days, 21:45:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 10:57:30] TimWolla, astropoint, and Milquetoast [1680/2962] have team battled Brady, simple, and Zaratustra [289/3101] and won! 5 days, 08:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 20:21:34] simple [28/1009] has challenged sunri5e [536/1224] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:24:44 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/19 18:43:31] simple [663/1009] has come upon jbroome [538/1030] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:19:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/29/19 21:54:05] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:09:42 from level 99.
[12/30/19 02:28:33] MadMan [957/1360] has challenged simple [966/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:22:12 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/31/19 03:34:16] simple [370/1009] has challenged Bahhumbug [576/925] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:51:05 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/19 11:36:01] simple [90/1009] has challenged HeavyPodda [160/943] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:08:02 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/19 18:15:58] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:43 towards level 99.
[01/02/20 18:48:40] Mars [1015/1271] has challenged simple [419/1009] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:03:07 is removed from Mars's clock.
[01/03/20 09:52:08] ToHellWithGA [539/1044] has challenged simple [372/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:29:06 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/04/20 05:53:06] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:59:49 towards level 99.
[01/06/20 17:00:36] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:34 towards level 99.
[01/07/20 22:05:14] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:50 towards level 99.
[01/08/20 16:56:10] sunri5e, golgy, and elf [3366/3494] have team battled gdm, MJ94, and simple [1045/2232] and won! 0 days, 08:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 23:00:28] simple [58/1009] has come upon StalkR [487/497] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:40:23 is added to simple's clock.
[01/09/20 01:14:00] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:47 towards level 99.
[01/11/20 22:20:46] simple [459/1009] has come upon sunri5e [598/1224] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:19:38 is added to simple's clock.
[01/12/20 03:38:02] simple [517/1009] has come upon blabber [75/778] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:44:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/20 16:32:28] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:45:50 from level 99.
[01/13/20 22:25:50] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:59:25 towards level 99.
[01/14/20 15:27:03] neurospex, petrichor, AbrahamLinksys, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/20 11:04:44] Susumurata [556/579] has challenged simple [704/1009] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:54 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[01/17/20 00:13:42] simple [794/1009] has challenged MadMan [1010/1360] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:14:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/18/20 12:33:23] Lnk, crysys, and micah [196/2836] have team battled simple, bisco, and RedW [92/3067] and won! 1 day, 21:40:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 20:50:10] simple [92/1009] has come upon Brainiac [643/845] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:38:43 is added to simple's clock.
[01/19/20 17:29:35] simple [980/1025] has challenged csssuf [293/718] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:57:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/19/20 23:22:57] simple [227/1025] has come upon inittab [484/565] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:44:03 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/20 01:35:59] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:10 towards level 99.
[01/20/20 06:06:45] simple [409/1030] has come upon dwfreed [471/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:33:13 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/20 17:35:21] inittab [60/565] has challenged simple [103/1030] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:07:09 is added to inittab's clock.
[01/21/20 06:50:19] MrGlass, Asara, and dwfreed [1609/2644] have team battled simple, Everyman, and jayvee [2104/2144] and lost! 2 days, 12:17:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 05:07:42] Tiny_Nuggins [340/861] has come upon simple [37/1030] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:53:44 is removed from Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[01/23/20 00:49:07] simple [603/1030] has challenged pants [418/1268] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:59:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/23/20 09:26:31] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:53:06 from level 99.
[01/23/20 09:51:20] simple [276/1030] has challenged sukil [196/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:21:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/23/20 19:53:45] Zaratustra [396/1129] has challenged simple [106/1030] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:55:54 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/23/20 22:39:20] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:05 towards level 99.
[01/24/20 06:31:49] i3d [299/398] has challenged simple [533/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to i3d's clock.
[01/24/20 06:47:35] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:51 from level 99.
[01/24/20 21:59:56] simple [399/1030] has challenged sunri5e [289/1218] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:51:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/25/20 12:42:55] dclaw123, snek, simple, and darkmage have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/20 13:42:21] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:47 towards level 99.
[01/26/20 21:03:19] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:59 towards level 99.
[01/26/20 21:30:13] simple [942/1030] has challenged mwhahaha [283/1018] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:09:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/28/20 09:13:40] Syloq, simple, and lipek [1852/3202] have team battled Zaratustra, alephnull, and Ttech [3596/4044] and lost! 9 days, 09:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 01:22:39] bobvador, simple, and darkmage [1822/3073] have team battled KH405, Crazycatlady, and dindinx [845/1976] and won! 0 days, 12:15:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/20 12:25:57] simple [368/1030] has challenged TimWolla [924/949] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:49:09 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/20 23:28:45] simple [332/1030] has challenged autist [423/926] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:52:37 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/20 10:20:54] dax, CornFly, TauPan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/20 14:17:45] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:20:33 towards level 100.
[01/30/20 16:14:57] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:16:27 towards level 100.
[01/31/20 03:34:42] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:59:09 towards level 100.
[01/31/20 21:56:11] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:56:51 towards level 100.
[02/01/20 04:02:23] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:20:57 from level 100.
[02/03/20 09:55:12] AngryParsley [519/1118] has challenged simple [143/1030] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:21:23 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/03/20 13:28:20] AncalagonThBlack, simple, and astropoint [1787/2782] have team battled kenyon, canton7, and tmberg [872/3845] and won! 2 days, 01:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 16:02:50] Atan [58/764] has challenged simple [605/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:22 is added to Atan's clock.
[02/05/20 02:05:20] simple [87/1030] has challenged vegadark [345/644] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:26:55 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/20 02:36:16] idlerpgww [42/831] has challenged simple [279/1030] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:36:40 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[02/05/20 02:59:21] Tratos [819/987] has come upon simple [93/1030] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:13:02 is removed from Tratos's clock.
[02/06/20 00:35:23] Cradamy [144/257] has challenged simple [317/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to Cradamy's clock.
[02/07/20 05:19:18] simple [1014/1030] has challenged brendan [297/1354] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:33:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/09/20 14:18:59] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:00 towards level 100.
[02/10/20 07:25:19] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:10:41 from level 100.
[02/10/20 14:27:30] Antium, sigmg, and Asara [2247/2619] have team battled StalkR, elf, and simple [1393/2811] and won! 1 day, 00:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 06:26:09] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:24:18 from level 100.
[02/11/20 12:16:06] simple [541/1030] has come upon crysys [108/882] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:53:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/11/20 14:45:52] simple [863/1030] has challenged loomysh [363/885] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:11:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/20 08:00:48] simple [311/1030] has come upon rxcomm [734/1334] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:20:26 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/20 21:47:35] simple [13/1030] has come upon Bradicus [107/941] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:49:42 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/20 02:38:09] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:08:22 from level 100.
[02/13/20 11:59:09] simple [775/1030] has come upon Ttech [1485/1955] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:09:18 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/20 15:51:34] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:42 towards level 100.
[02/14/20 18:20:05] TheDeadlyDandy, LukeLR, and SCSi [1871/2294] have team battled csc2ya, Asara, and simple [74/2362] and won! 0 days, 02:27:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/20 03:07:04] Mars [104/1287] has challenged simple [80/1030] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:26:17 is removed from Mars's clock.
[02/15/20 10:05:45] SlimeDiamond, Psilocybe, and simple [890/2192] have team battled PiotrekD, golgy, and gdm [2173/2672] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 10:38:35] simple [566/1030] has come upon Beavis [152/1129] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:11:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/20 04:13:01] simple [801/1030] has challenged sheu [189/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:51:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/18/20 15:46:09] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:47:30 towards level 100.
[02/18/20 18:26:10] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:30 towards level 100.
[02/19/20 06:17:28] djm, Antium, and Globalirc [1613/2832] have team battled Scornn, simple, and rustybicycle [262/2343] and won! 0 days, 22:50:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/20 13:27:19] simple [869/1030] has come upon Scornn [641/873] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:03:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/19/20 18:45:07] simple misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:11 from level 100.
[02/22/20 16:00:16] golgy [182/990] has challenged simple [88/1030] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:34:04 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/22/20 16:00:16] golgy has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:29:03 is added to simple's clock.
[02/24/20 06:00:35] simple [100/1030] has come upon RBecker [35/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:30:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/26/20 03:29:19] Majak, RBecker, and SirMonkeybox [1017/2168] have team battled max, dax, and simple [1169/2647] and lost! 14 days, 06:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/20 11:05:30] irix, HeavyPodda, sjefen6, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/27/20 06:07:59] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:28 from level 100.
[02/27/20 06:41:20] simple [247/1030] has challenged el [408/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:00 is added to simple's clock.
[02/27/20 13:52:51] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:49 towards level 100.
[02/28/20 05:46:40] simple [746/1030] has challenged canton7 [155/1172] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/20 08:41:31] simple [179/1030] has come upon Dyntra [366/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:11 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/20 11:53:00] simple [753/1030] has come upon ohnx [576/766] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/29/20 02:38:36] simple [945/1030] has challenged Lnk [347/1032] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:19:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/29/20 22:56:05] simple [915/1030] has challenged djm [1003/1087] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:46:12 is added to simple's clock.
[03/01/20 02:56:58] sunri5e [379/1168] has challenged simple [336/1030] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:07:05 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[03/01/20 03:57:12] TheresusPheronor [382/539] has challenged simple [129/1030] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:19:45 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[03/01/20 15:06:43] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:54:42 from level 101.
[03/02/20 06:48:07] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:22:31 towards level 101.
[03/03/20 07:26:10] simple [465/1030] has come upon Zaratustra [698/929] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:27:50 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/20 18:08:04] simple [64/1030] has come upon Mateusz [726/1243] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 09:46:16 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/20 05:42:18] simple [216/1030] has come upon lavamind [480/766] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:25:00 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/20 00:09:41] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:36:00 towards level 101.
[03/05/20 20:59:01] simple, Everyman, and SlimeDiamond [1791/2296] have team battled loomysh, dclaw123, and Globalirc [1123/3085] and won! 1 day, 15:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/20 03:33:45] NeonMobile [147/286] has challenged simple [288/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:25 is added to NeonMobile's clock.
[03/07/20 15:27:32] Mars, crysys, and simple [1135/3103] have team battled grooverider, Beavis, and PlasmaStar [324/3309] and won! 8 days, 21:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/20 21:26:48] simple [22/1024] has come upon fear [142/174] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:52:57 is added to simple's clock.
[03/09/20 00:28:57] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:42:18 towards level 101.
[03/09/20 08:34:29] dwfreed [147/918] has come upon simple [249/1024] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 08:36:16 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/09/20 20:08:16] JensRex, Misza, and simple [1033/3643] have team battled Athos, kenyon, and sheu [24/2337] and won! 3 days, 22:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 04:46:57] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 16:44:18 from level 101.
[03/11/20 07:36:48] simple [108/1024] has come upon Roxana [238/1257] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:44:53 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/20 11:34:22] neurospex [226/1325] has challenged simple [949/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:45:45 is added to neurospex's clock.
[03/12/20 04:49:40] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:05:39 towards level 101.
[03/12/20 05:07:47] Bluedog, PlasmaStar, and simple [1373/2116] have team battled Mithkabob, tspange, and Elgo [2044/2066] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/20 02:37:13] Mirc0p, Agent86, and simple [437/2474] have team battled neurospex, tms, and waifu [812/2506] and lost! 10 days, 05:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/20 07:17:34] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:46:28 towards level 101.
[03/18/20 01:18:38] dwfreed [815/932] has challenged simple [961/1024] in combat and lost! 12 days, 06:02:53 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/20/20 02:19:27] simple [53/1024] has come upon skarlso [694/792] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 06:54:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/20/20 05:07:32] simple [505/1024] has come upon KH405 [55/544] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 21:43:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/20 22:33:07] simple [640/1024] has challenged rxcomm [568/1338] in combat and won! 38 days, 00:25:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/21/20 18:56:41] simple [291/1024] has come upon blabber [233/840] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 22:20:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/21/20 22:38:18] zbe [167/732] has challenged simple [12/1024] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:17:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/22/20 07:54:53] simple [652/1024] has come upon RBecker [212/831] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 05:53:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/20 19:42:39] simple [144/1024] has challenged dartainus [371/775] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:28:34 is added to simple's clock.
[03/23/20 03:31:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 39 days, 02:24:39 from level 101.
[03/23/20 05:20:42] brendan [827/1394] has come upon simple [656/1024] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 16:26:07 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/23/20 06:44:59] simple [505/1024] has challenged bobvador [196/684] in combat and won! 19 days, 13:05:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/20 10:45:50] simple [730/1024] has challenged zid [581/941] in combat and won! 22 days, 12:54:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/20 15:36:59] Bahhumbug [686/930] has come upon simple [450/1024] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:58:46 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[03/23/20 21:48:13] simple [554/1024] has challenged WallIdl [657/740] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:48:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/23/20 22:01:31] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 16:14:23 from level 101.
[03/23/20 23:21:39] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 22:55:33 towards level 101.
[03/25/20 22:30:11] zVxt [143/183] has challenged simple [269/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:31 is added to zVxt's clock.
[03/26/20 13:34:33] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:12:27 from level 101.
[03/27/20 05:05:24] bookworm [253/447] has challenged simple [284/1024] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:24:40 is added to bookworm's clock.
[03/27/20 12:19:50] aismallard, dindinx, TauPan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/20 14:47:10] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:58:10 towards level 101.
[03/28/20 18:01:54] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:49:15 towards level 101.
[03/29/20 07:17:06] maligned [195/570] has challenged simple [417/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:19 is added to maligned's clock.
[03/31/20 12:29:15] simple [415/1024] has challenged zVxt [280/317] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:39:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/03/20 05:36:11] simple [579/1024] has come upon fattrat [1048/1202] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:22:13 is added to simple's clock.
[04/03/20 07:03:55] Asara [234/815] has come upon simple [57/1024] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:47 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/03/20 15:17:11] simple [588/1024] has come upon brycec [481/1186] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 02:40:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/20 05:38:25] simple, unicron, and zygren [2243/2430] have team battled Tor, djm, and MadMan [1159/3469] and won! 1 day, 11:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 18:19:44] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:17:03 from level 101.
[04/05/20 18:21:47] M1971 [0/1] has challenged simple [585/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to M1971's clock.
[04/05/20 18:49:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 26 days, 00:39:43 toward level 101.
[04/05/20 22:14:10] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:57 towards level 101.
[04/06/20 00:53:02] simple [470/1024] has come upon jayvee [268/691] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:54:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/06/20 00:59:51] simple [928/1024] has challenged theZoMBiE [11/484] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:10:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/06/20 02:32:03] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:27 towards level 101.
[04/06/20 07:01:14] nickware [981/1220] has challenged simple [1/1024] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:20:21 is removed from nickware's clock.
[04/06/20 14:37:27] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:57 from level 101.
[04/07/20 08:26:53] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:31 towards level 101.
[04/08/20 00:13:08] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:23 towards level 101.
[04/08/20 10:03:51] noomy [25/196] has challenged simple [504/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:19 is added to noomy's clock.
[04/12/20 08:19:33] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:48 from level 101.
[04/13/20 03:15:20] Leedsichthys [347/351] has come upon simple [424/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:54:33 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[04/13/20 14:58:58] Lemelisk [91/1361] has come upon simple [589/1024] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:28:05 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[04/13/20 22:33:56] sigmg [633/959] has challenged simple [853/1024] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:53:28 is added to sigmg's clock.
[04/18/20 08:11:17] h00k [469/776] has challenged simple [737/1024] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:41:58 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/18/20 10:26:41] simple [701/1024] has challenged Yuhno [546/639] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:13:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/18/20 15:12:58] simple [28/1024] has challenged Tor [165/1252] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:01:50 is added to simple's clock.
[04/18/20 19:08:13] simple [928/1024] has come upon loomysh [597/1145] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:51:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/19/20 19:23:35] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:57:44 towards level 102.
[04/20/20 02:03:57] simple [225/1024] has come upon rxcomm [360/1287] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:34:33 is added to simple's clock.
[04/21/20 04:13:08] simple [931/1024] has come upon nawcom [426/569] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:07:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/21/20 11:16:33] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:14:56 towards level 102.
[04/22/20 11:35:41] simple [938/1024] has challenged Lemelisk [1068/1368] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:07:04 is added to simple's clock.
[04/24/20 09:24:23] simple [165/1024] has challenged bookworm [75/443] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:10:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/24/20 22:27:12] Reilly [309/577] has challenged simple [869/1024] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:05:42 is added to Reilly's clock.
[04/24/20 22:33:29] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:34:49 towards level 102.
[04/25/20 05:45:21] simple [855/1024] has come upon TauPan [187/471] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:53:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/25/20 18:07:28] gdm, simple, and waifu [1789/2563] have team battled dartainus, soltys, and canton7 [11/2930] and won! 6 days, 11:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/20 21:57:53] micah, simple, and xayto [2720/2755] have team battled bigjay, soltys, and dartainus [441/3274] and won! 5 days, 12:09:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 03:28:10] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:24 towards level 102.
[04/26/20 05:41:57] JensRex [265/1293] has come upon simple [72/1024] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 14:22:29 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[04/26/20 11:38:14] simple [953/1024] has come upon m0shbear [389/1215] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:18:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/20 20:36:52] simple [701/1024] has come upon crysys [328/782] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:19:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/28/20 18:12:29] TheresusPheronor [77/539] has come upon simple [398/1024] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:57:43 is added to TheresusPheronor's clock.
[04/29/20 20:23:48] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:13 from level 102.
[04/30/20 07:57:14] simple [88/1024] has come upon i3d [357/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:32 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/20 01:21:38] alephnull [448/1209] has come upon simple [241/1024] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:25:37 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[05/01/20 01:21:38] alephnull has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:53:53 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/20 05:16:16] Lnk, anarcat, and simple [1198/2614] have team battled Muirrum, Kronos, and bookworm [619/1404] and won! 2 days, 08:42:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 19:04:57] simple [802/1031] has challenged sukil [373/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:18:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/02/20 04:32:15] Kronos [149/373] has come upon simple [371/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:57 is added to Kronos's clock.
[05/03/20 02:12:06] simple [276/1031] has challenged Misza [177/1389] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:09:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/20 07:31:57] simple [956/1031] has come upon Ironhoof [609/1266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:25:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/06/20 06:32:00] MJ94, Scar3cr0w, TheDeadlyDandy, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/20 11:44:48] simple [1013/1031] has come upon Tor [80/1351] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/20 01:59:47] simple [186/1031] has challenged allo [529/717] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:05:28 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/20 17:35:00] simple [409/1031] has come upon SCSi [878/1036] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 13:23:13 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/20 21:15:28] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:00:54 towards level 103.
[05/09/20 18:06:29] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:44:15 from level 103.
[05/10/20 01:08:17] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:13:32 from level 103.
[05/10/20 09:53:51] neurospex [1022/1242] has challenged simple [642/1031] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:52:23 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/10/20 09:53:51] neurospex has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 24 days, 09:34:42 is added to simple's clock.
[05/10/20 12:59:46] simple [563/1031] has come upon TauPan [13/484] and taken them in combat! 32 days, 04:16:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/10/20 20:21:39] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 09:04:21 from level 103.
[05/11/20 08:36:09] simple [739/1031] has come upon jayvee [80/703] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 04:54:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/12/20 10:05:32] TimWolla [591/920] has challenged simple [854/1031] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:44:29 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/12/20 15:28:13] Scar3cr0w, M144, yano, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/20 09:17:15] EmielVonBorison [92/140] has challenged simple [253/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:29 is added to EmielVonBorison's clock.
[05/14/20 15:12:17] Lnk, simple, and elbie [1956/2733] have team battled SCSi, bookworm, and Bahhumbug [800/2452] and won! 4 days, 06:37:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/20 08:27:04] simple [361/1031] has challenged neurospex [1112/1235] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:47:18 is added to simple's clock.
[05/16/20 18:38:52] simple [912/1031] has come upon M144 [210/909] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:56:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/20 09:32:47] simple [102/1031] has challenged M144 [568/909] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:31:52 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/20 04:04:07] petrichor, simple, and maligned [2811/2960] have team battled jnerulax, buyoq, and h00k [867/1996] and won! 1 day, 00:42:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 16:59:19] Eldoreth [104/1291] has challenged simple [753/1037] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:51:04 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/19/20 21:54:23] tris [114/355] has challenged simple [523/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to tris's clock.
[05/20/20 14:01:07] simple [808/1045] has come upon lipek [1055/1403] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 17:54:13 is added to simple's clock.
[05/22/20 00:15:51] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:25:53 towards level 103.
[05/22/20 02:13:27] simple [337/1045] has come upon misha [596/744] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:41:55 is added to simple's clock.
[05/25/20 00:47:22] damyan, SCSi, and blabber [817/3161] have team battled simple, Scar3cr0w, and Tiny_Nuggins [1987/2742] and lost! 1 day, 18:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/20 10:16:59] simple [729/1045] has challenged Fluttershy [960/1216] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:16:37 is added to simple's clock.
[05/26/20 03:16:24] pants, PiotrekD, and Nechayev [2382/3253] have team battled simple, sc_, and HellSpawn [849/2198] and won! 3 days, 02:36:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/20 09:01:52] bisco [306/1040] has come upon simple [639/1045] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:33:24 is added to bisco's clock.
[05/26/20 13:50:57] SCSi [994/1057] has come upon simple [939/1045] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:36:59 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[05/27/20 14:05:17] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:20:10 towards level 103.
[05/29/20 04:11:33] simple [879/1045] has come upon MetaNova [164/999] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 10:34:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/29/20 10:33:22] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:28:58 from level 103.
[05/31/20 21:42:24] Psilocybe, jnerulax, and DrJosh9000 [257/2196] have team battled simple, sigmg, and Agent86 [1193/3032] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/20 23:12:11] AncalagonThBlack [823/850] has come upon simple [380/1045] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:06:56 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/01/20 02:17:14] simple, xayto, and Tor [1434/3208] have team battled shymega, Notir, and loomysh [1825/2308] and lost! 4 days, 12:44:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 08:12:01] simple [906/1045] has come upon pants [175/1322] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 19:27:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/02/20 00:18:21] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:37:52 towards level 103.
[06/02/20 16:10:59] elbie, Zaratustra, and SirMonkeybox [1370/2267] have team battled pants, simple, and Pontuzz [980/2697] and won! 2 days, 03:41:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/20 21:44:11] simple [252/1045] has come upon sunri5e [233/1152] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:39:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/03/20 04:22:51] RBecker [281/914] has come upon simple [191/1045] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 12:49:06 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[06/03/20 07:27:10] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:48 from level 103.
[06/03/20 09:30:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 26 days, 00:43:52 toward level 103.
[06/04/20 12:01:46] simple [782/1045] has come upon max [740/1017] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:48:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/20 22:33:52] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:01 towards level 103.
[06/05/20 01:16:31] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:31 towards level 103.
[06/05/20 07:52:26] dindinx, aismallard, and simple [1380/2680] have team battled MetaNova, Tor, and Notir [408/2919] and won! 0 days, 03:16:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 05:57:07] simple [464/1045] has come upon Ttech [966/2063] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:04:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/06/20 10:53:57] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:39 towards level 103.
[06/07/20 19:45:22] Mateusz, Euph0ria, and soltys [1266/2680] have team battled brycec, anarcat, and simple [448/2959] and won! 4 days, 05:25:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/20 11:56:59] simple [830/1052] has come upon pfoley [465/905] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:53:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/08/20 19:59:09] simple [989/1052] has challenged Lnk [387/952] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:59:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/20 09:14:53] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:01 towards level 103.
[06/11/20 03:12:58] Scar3cr0w [683/752] has challenged simple [687/1052] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:18:44 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[06/13/20 06:55:09] simple [533/1052] has challenged Asara [124/803] in combat and won! 22 days, 14:29:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/13/20 11:18:32] sukil [226/560] has come upon simple [24/1052] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:21 is removed from sukil's clock.
[06/15/20 17:44:15] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:57:11 from level 104.
[06/15/20 23:16:58] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:22:34 towards level 104.
[06/16/20 02:32:51] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:14:29 towards level 104.
[06/16/20 14:25:44] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 07:37:28 from level 104.
[06/16/20 15:19:09] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:54:49 from level 104.
[06/16/20 16:20:45] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 02:49:46 towards level 104.
[06/16/20 17:31:10] Bluedog [59/491] has challenged simple [200/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:54 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[06/17/20 00:08:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 75 days, 22:06:21 toward level 104.
[06/17/20 11:22:25] Yuhno, Tor, and MrGlass [2129/2833] have team battled FSM, simple, and TimWolla [2018/2625] and won! 1 day, 05:22:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/20 02:54:48] Beefcan [152/682] has challenged simple [682/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:58:28 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/18/20 03:07:54] Neo, simple, and Forud [767/2527] have team battled tms, SCSi, and ToHellWithGA [743/2613] and won! 3 days, 10:25:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/20 05:52:41] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:18:59 from level 104.
[06/20/20 21:41:31] simple [115/1052] has come upon Scar3cr0w [684/752] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 05:59:11 is added to simple's clock.
[06/22/20 07:06:37] buyoq, Scornn, and Kveikur [1476/1700] have team battled el, Leedsichthys, and simple [220/2565] and won! 0 days, 02:41:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/20 06:45:13] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/20 05:22:14] Pontuzz [378/395] has challenged simple [851/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[06/24/20 10:01:25] Odin, L, and Kveikur [1243/1663] have team battled Chuck, CornFly, and simple [1670/3033] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/20 13:46:49] basementer [44/201] has challenged simple [697/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:13 is added to basementer's clock.
[06/24/20 14:03:47] simple [600/1068] has come upon Scar3cr0w [541/752] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 06:04:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/25/20 10:37:39] crysys [277/740] has challenged simple [591/1068] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:54:15 is added to crysys's clock.
[06/28/20 16:25:06] simple [524/1068] has come upon Asara [225/848] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 22:05:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/01/20 14:28:22] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:09:06 towards level 104.
[07/03/20 13:05:06] simple [569/1068] has come upon Tor [875/1226] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:56:12 is added to simple's clock.
[07/04/20 11:47:11] Vic [244/352] has challenged simple [86/1068] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:36 is removed from Vic's clock.
[07/04/20 13:58:03] simple, rustybicycle, and StalkR [2/2394] have team battled tms, pollo, and dindinx [2531/2576] and lost! 3 days, 11:43:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/20 00:40:56] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 13:13:28 from level 104.
[07/06/20 01:15:50] simple [308/1068] has come upon MetaNova [881/1007] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 15:26:33 is added to simple's clock.
[07/07/20 06:30:14] cocco, adamus1red, and Forud [1672/1824] have team battled nickware, simple, and el [3234/3452] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/20 15:50:26] aismallard, Andries, sigmg, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/20 18:48:08] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:23:32 towards level 104.
[07/09/20 00:27:01] xayto, JensRex, and Andries [169/2714] have team battled soltys, LukeLR, and simple [2273/2896] and lost! 2 days, 04:27:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 00:35:54] soltys [396/960] has come upon simple [685/1068] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:29:38 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/09/20 22:16:59] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:15:28 towards level 104.
[07/10/20 19:56:43] suterismus [958/1430] has come upon simple [536/1068] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:47:53 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[07/11/20 17:37:35] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:22:19 from level 104.
[07/13/20 12:24:55] idlerpgww, neurospex, Iceman, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/20 20:23:11] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:52:31 towards level 104.
[07/13/20 21:35:13] simple [189/1068] has come upon MetaNova [750/1007] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:43:51 is added to simple's clock.
[07/15/20 05:14:39] jnerulax, dindinx, and yano [468/2254] have team battled simple, petrichor, and GunMan [564/2682] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/20 14:27:01] simple [204/1068] has come upon blabber [380/883] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:43:04 is added to simple's clock.
[07/15/20 23:50:23] simple [77/1068] has come upon AbacusAvenger [107/930] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:56:29 is added to simple's clock.
[07/16/20 08:58:46] Misza [1047/1437] has come upon simple [207/1068] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:02:04 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/16/20 12:41:38] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:14:07 towards level 104.
[07/18/20 04:31:42] JeDa [352/452] has challenged simple [430/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:46 is added to JeDa's clock.
[07/19/20 11:24:12] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:45:52 towards level 104.
[07/19/20 16:05:14] blabber [382/883] has challenged simple [728/1068] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:51:04 is added to blabber's clock.
[07/20/20 03:17:57] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:39:46 towards level 104.
[07/20/20 06:45:36] JensRex, sheu, and buyoq [41/2386] have team battled apiw, simple, and MrGlass [1143/2876] and lost! 1 day, 02:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/20 11:35:27] simple [188/1068] has come upon lakwatsero [1/375] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:11:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/22/20 02:42:29] KH405, bookworm, Andries, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/20 08:33:29] simple [93/1068] has come upon PiotrekD [674/1014] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:17:05 is added to simple's clock.
[07/23/20 03:01:52] simple [602/1068] has challenged SlowRiot [494/972] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:40:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/23/20 03:01:52] In the fierce battle, SlowRiot dropped their level 50 pair of gloves! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 36 pair of gloves to SlowRiot.
[07/24/20 05:08:13] i3d [624/662] has challenged simple [622/1082] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:16:56 is removed from i3d's clock.
[07/24/20 05:08:13] i3d has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:05:46 is added to simple's clock.
[07/25/20 19:34:26] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:16:20 from level 104.
[07/25/20 23:33:37] simple, rxcomm, and i3d [2163/3004] have team battled brendan, Asara, and Antium [26/3219] and won! 1 day, 05:59:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 05:38:34] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:36 towards level 104.
[07/27/20 20:29:57] scumola [475/495] has challenged simple [952/1082] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:36:21 is added to scumola's clock.
[07/27/20 23:05:25] ToHellWithGA, irix, and holloway [307/3039] have team battled Bahhumbug, sheu, and simple [1187/2616] and lost! 2 days, 05:09:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/20 00:44:35] simple [167/1082] has come upon sjums_the_great [258/992] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:14:47 is added to simple's clock.
[07/28/20 07:38:12] simple [441/1082] has come upon jjasghar [431/460] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:54:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/28/20 21:26:58] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:58:48 from level 104.
[07/30/20 00:59:06] Pontuzz [297/454] has challenged simple [586/1082] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:58:59 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[07/30/20 02:41:27] simple [230/1082] has come upon Blukunfando [142/428] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:23:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/20 20:13:49] Sharky4, yano, and simple [1509/2960] have team battled Geela, Bluedog, and sairis [912/2056] and won! 0 days, 01:39:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 05:23:04] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:04:30 from level 104.
[08/02/20 20:25:01] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:36 towards level 104.
[08/03/20 05:34:05] simple [995/1082] has come upon sjefen6 [250/904] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:20:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/04/20 10:14:29] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:44:01 from level 104.
[08/04/20 22:17:25] simple [841/1082] has challenged rxcomm [710/1274] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:45:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/20 14:39:55] simple [717/1082] has come upon Pici [1247/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:13 is added to simple's clock.
[08/06/20 08:17:21] simple [1016/1082] has come upon sc_ [1/772] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:21:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/06/20 16:28:02] simple [407/1082] has challenged elf [895/1324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:39 is added to simple's clock.
[08/07/20 03:27:57] idlerpgww, L, simple, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/20 03:59:19] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:25 towards level 104.
[08/07/20 23:09:30] feek, Heisenberg, and HellSpawn [1041/1914] have team battled brendan, simple, and Nechayev [1083/3345] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/20 00:34:18] Balthazar [1041/1053] has challenged simple [588/1082] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:02:36 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[08/08/20 00:34:18] Balthazar has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:29:32 is added to simple's clock.
[08/08/20 01:36:06] RBecker [790/904] has challenged simple [23/1082] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:48:12 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[08/08/20 02:36:41] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:44 towards level 104.
[08/09/20 00:01:46] simple [869/1082] has challenged astropoint [1060/1067] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:16:49 is added to simple's clock.
[08/13/20 03:26:33] m0shbear, simple, and Zaratustra [1320/3436] have team battled h00k, pants, and pfoley [1312/3015] and won! 4 days, 11:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 06:06:37] parkaman [41/790] has come upon simple [846/1082] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:30:11 is added to parkaman's clock.
[08/15/20 03:36:31] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:38:11 towards level 105.
[08/17/20 08:15:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 58 days, 14:23:46 toward level 105.
[08/17/20 10:31:55] simple [765/1082] has challenged jayvee [321/719] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:20:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/17/20 12:42:17] astropoint, MadMan, and inittab [491/3129] have team battled Crazycatlady, TauPan, and simple [1742/2439] and lost! 1 day, 20:31:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 14:10:15] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/20 19:45:19] simple [226/1072] has challenged neurospex [276/1257] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:36:01 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/20 09:49:30] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:26 towards level 105.
[08/22/20 21:58:02] algernon, StalkR, and AbacusAvenger [2200/2338] have team battled simple, KyloRen, and tccki [623/1947] and won! 7 days, 21:23:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 10:06:22] Muirrum [14/594] has challenged simple [699/1072] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:33 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[08/24/20 21:14:36] AbacusAvenger [250/913] has challenged simple [850/1072] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:43:59 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[08/24/20 23:52:10] max, gdm, and Psilocybe [379/2156] have team battled beefnog, simple, and allo [1651/2081] and lost! 3 days, 19:21:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 02:00:33] simple [1059/1072] has come upon MrGlass [743/907] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:42:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/26/20 00:39:35] ohnx, dindinx, and pfoley [187/2426] have team battled phraktyl, simple, and algernon [1125/2671] and lost! 1 day, 13:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/20 23:57:44] double, simple, and Tenorman [28/3556] have team battled meskio, Crazycatlady, and neurospex [954/3015] and lost! 2 days, 01:03:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 12:21:13] Baldric, Atan, and simple [2003/2233] have team battled xayto, HeavyPodda, and elbie [676/2451] and won! 0 days, 02:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 03:14:33] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:40:40 from level 105.
[08/30/20 08:21:31] GunMan [354/426] has challenged simple [572/1072] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:54 is added to GunMan's clock.
[09/01/20 20:04:54] simple [62/1072] has come upon phraktyl [567/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:38:00 is added to simple's clock.
[09/02/20 07:01:31] simple [538/1072] has challenged Andries [149/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:22:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/03/20 03:21:02] simple [915/1072] has come upon feek [346/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:17:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/06/20 00:27:23] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:10 from level 105.
[09/06/20 11:29:33] simple [556/1072] has challenged algernon [353/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/06/20 19:31:44] Leedsichthys [361/393] has challenged simple [523/1072] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:04:57 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[09/07/20 05:53:07] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:20 towards level 105.
[09/07/20 06:14:04] simple [288/1072] has challenged bigjay [954/1405] in combat and lost! 14 days, 10:15:18 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/20 17:52:50] rxcomm, JeDa, and jnerulax [1171/2590] have team battled dax, simple, and Muirrum [195/2534] and won! 1 day, 15:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 18:05:45] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 21:50:54 from level 106.
[09/08/20 17:35:39] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:51:20 towards level 106.
[09/08/20 23:13:59] simple [645/1072] has come upon aismallard [371/990] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 04:27:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/20 03:16:00] MetaNova, sunri5e, and xnaas [1930/2681] have team battled Ttech, simple, and crysys [16/3874] and won! 1 day, 10:35:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/20 04:17:05] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:31:40 from level 106.
[09/10/20 16:56:37] Bradicus [317/1128] has challenged simple [885/1072] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:34:34 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[09/11/20 12:33:42] meskio [815/1191] has challenged simple [302/1072] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:03:19 is removed from meskio's clock.
[09/12/20 10:21:48] brycec [603/966] has challenged simple [148/1072] in combat and won! 24 days, 05:27:19 is removed from brycec's clock.
[09/12/20 19:28:05] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:40:44 towards level 106.
[09/14/20 09:23:40] simple [289/1072] has come upon Psilocybe [719/755] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 11:53:02 is added to simple's clock.
[09/14/20 23:04:07] simple [390/1072] has come upon brycec [565/966] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 00:04:19 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/20 05:27:08] brycec [399/966] has challenged simple [841/1072] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:36:15 is added to brycec's clock.
[09/15/20 13:20:55] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:20:38 from level 106.
[09/15/20 14:08:05] simple [288/1072] has come upon Atan [771/814] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 06:17:32 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/20 15:29:47] JeDa [30/467] has challenged simple [51/1072] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:16:54 is added to JeDa's clock.
[09/15/20 22:31:33] simple [896/1072] has challenged canton7 [53/1255] in combat and won! 29 days, 14:57:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/20 14:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 27 days, 22:40:46 toward level 106.
[09/17/20 06:38:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 17:49:44 from level 106.
[09/18/20 08:56:31] simple [533/1072] has come upon KeboDK [648/792] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:03:15 is added to simple's clock.
[09/20/20 03:58:06] maligned [112/895] has challenged simple [174/1072] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:00:55 is added to maligned's clock.
[09/20/20 12:55:27] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:02:10 towards level 106.
[09/20/20 14:50:01] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:30:23 towards level 106.
[09/20/20 20:56:14] Heisenberg, simple, and AbacusAvenger [1319/2993] have team battled soltys, h00k, and Syloq [1944/2697] and lost! 0 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/20 02:03:55] feek [140/547] has challenged simple [761/1072] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:11 is added to feek's clock.
[09/21/20 03:52:15] Majak, dwfreed, and KeboDK [708/2709] have team battled simple, Nechayev, and Zod [2003/2218] and lost! 8 days, 20:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/20 15:55:31] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:36:47 towards level 106.
[09/26/20 04:10:18] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:11:40 towards level 106.
[09/27/20 12:43:59] Muirrum [127/573] has challenged simple [413/1072] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:37:11 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[09/28/20 09:56:09] sukil [321/563] has come upon simple [877/1072] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:24:26 is added to sukil's clock.
[09/29/20 16:17:18] simple [245/1072] has come upon pfoley [179/864] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:38:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/29/20 22:58:49] simple [238/1072] has come upon bobvador [532/672] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:23:24 is added to simple's clock.
[09/29/20 22:58:55] simple [515/1072] has come upon bobvador [332/672] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:13:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/30/20 05:36:39] suterismus [733/1519] has come upon simple [845/1072] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:20:24 is added to suterismus's clock.
[09/30/20 14:15:22] neurospex, simple, and dartainus [49/2817] have team battled feek, nickware, and max [2072/2560] and lost! 2 days, 01:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/20 20:24:37] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:27:22 towards level 106.
[10/02/20 20:48:12] MiddlewareMonkey, pants, and Andries [2923/3338] have team battled Tor, simple, and sjums_the_great [2638/3095] and won! 8 days, 08:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 03:53:44] simple [929/1072] has come upon nawcom [173/641] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:14:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/20 04:00:19] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:48 towards level 106.
[10/03/20 04:54:18] simple [467/1072] has come upon pfoley [73/864] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:23:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/20 16:16:28] anarcat [732/920] has challenged simple [893/1072] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:04:16 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/05/20 12:52:58] simple [914/1072] has come upon CornFly [139/1188] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:06:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/05/20 23:48:09] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:25:42 towards level 106.
[10/06/20 22:29:49] misha, skarlso, and mordac [676/2898] have team battled brycec, RBecker, and simple [2204/3001] and lost! 3 days, 21:19:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/20 02:09:08] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:16 from level 106.
[10/07/20 19:40:00] simple [479/1072] has challenged djm [345/867] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:59:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/20 19:40:00] In the fierce battle, djm dropped their level 63 shield! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 45 shield to djm.
[10/07/20 22:06:12] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:32 from level 106.
[10/08/20 00:21:40] inittab, misha, and simple [2928/3042] have team battled Globalirc, idlerpgww, and sc_ [2202/2618] and won! 1 day, 06:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/20 11:06:42] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:51 towards level 106.
[10/08/20 12:31:14] JensRex, HellSpawn, and Tenorman [2314/3385] have team battled Bradicus, simple, and misha [2496/2990] and lost! 1 day, 11:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 22:51:38] simple, RedW, and Mateusz [877/3358] have team battled CornFly, XBouBou, and ilbelkyr [887/2569] and lost! 0 days, 18:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 00:22:38] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:29 towards level 106.
[10/09/20 11:57:32] simple [60/1090] has come upon Notir [493/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:11:18 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/20 16:40:59] simple, Elgo, and sheu [1789/2624] have team battled zbe, mordac, and waifu [173/3232] and won! 0 days, 18:27:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 19:25:20] simple [223/1090] has come upon blackroot [336/355] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:41 is added to simple's clock.
[10/10/20 03:04:30] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:43 towards level 106.
[10/10/20 08:23:31] el, simple, and Balthazar [1729/3339] have team battled Notir, RedW, and CodeB [2004/2034] and lost! 0 days, 11:07:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/20 17:14:26] dartainus [63/789] has challenged simple [879/1090] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:27:18 is added to dartainus's clock.
[10/12/20 06:33:25] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:59 towards level 106.
[10/13/20 00:09:06] Balthazar [694/1060] has come upon simple [425/1090] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:58:55 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[10/13/20 01:52:31] simple [871/1090] has challenged Xenthys [642/793] in combat and won! 22 days, 08:26:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/13/20 04:09:55] simple [603/1090] has challenged XBouBou [252/320] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:25:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/14/20 00:29:51] XBouBou [92/320] has come upon simple [269/1090] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:46 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[10/17/20 22:05:19] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:37:31 from level 107.
[10/19/20 09:23:46] simple [769/1108] has come upon ganome [544/629] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:04:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/19/20 12:04:06] Asara [388/785] has come upon simple [225/1108] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:26:57 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/20/20 12:12:55] aismallard, Lnk, and JensRex [2707/3386] have team battled simple, golgy, and Jaglag [1020/2549] and won! 1 day, 04:12:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 02:17:48] Chuck, simple, and Lnk [2262/2965] have team battled pztrn, FSM, and dxtr [73/1989] and won! 0 days, 12:14:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 11:15:37] KyloRen [324/455] has come upon simple [455/1108] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:44 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/22/20 17:40:33] Nargoth [3/63] has challenged simple [213/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to Nargoth's clock.
[10/23/20 07:14:46] Birdbones [776/1317] has challenged simple [652/1108] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:15:57 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/23/20 15:31:05] TauPan, simple, and Lnk [1574/2718] have team battled HeavyPodda, AncalagonThBlack, and Jaglag [1296/2457] and won! 0 days, 01:57:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/20 07:25:22] Lemelisk [1123/1460] has challenged simple [843/1108] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:53:01 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/26/20 06:52:23] SCSi, IdleMaster, and simple [243/3014] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, kenyon, and Muirrum [873/2659] and lost! 12 days, 10:49:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/20 11:14:03] Desspugne [0/884] has come upon simple [141/1108] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:06:04 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/29/20 09:04:02] pyre [33/129] has challenged simple [396/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:11 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/29/20 16:26:42] simple [183/1108] has come upon lipek [1034/1356] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:42:25 is added to simple's clock.
[10/29/20 22:32:01] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 19:26:23 from level 107.
[10/29/20 23:23:16] simple, Elgo, and brendan [3115/3452] have team battled anderson, max, and holloway [1437/2144] and won! 5 days, 08:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 02:01:31] simple [810/1108] has challenged grooverider [788/1627] in combat and won! 23 days, 05:38:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/20 15:05:20] crysys [201/819] has challenged simple [1003/1108] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:39:18 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/30/20 22:06:11] simple [934/1108] has challenged bisco [839/1310] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:46:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/31/20 01:06:51] simple [56/1108] has challenged Zaratustra [73/1133] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:31:31 is added to simple's clock.
[10/31/20 02:58:51] maligned, ilbelkyr, and skarlso [191/2819] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, simple, and Zyphyr [1402/2906] and lost! 1 day, 16:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/20 07:37:22] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/20 16:27:48] Majak [681/1064] has come upon simple [171/1114] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:45:58 is removed from Majak's clock.
[11/01/20 05:26:15] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:15:44 towards level 107.
[11/01/20 08:13:53] zbe [339/757] has challenged simple [871/1114] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:12:13 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/01/20 10:26:30] simple [832/1114] has come upon feek [369/605] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:53:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/01/20 23:14:25] Nargoth [5/232] has challenged simple [626/1114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:46 is added to Nargoth's clock.
[11/02/20 19:09:13] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:06:01 towards level 107.
[11/03/20 08:24:50] AbrahamLinksys [356/915] has challenged simple [804/1114] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:21:02 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/03/20 16:58:37] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:52:10 from level 107.
[11/03/20 17:42:55] simple, buksi, and UnknownHero [1520/2298] have team battled acolarh, Frogging101, and tris [2209/2234] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/20 22:51:34] Globalirc, himuraken, simple, and Clearcasting have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/20 07:41:45] Muirrum [458/584] has challenged simple [568/1114] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:25 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[11/05/20 11:46:05] simple [213/1114] has come upon MetaNova [850/1018] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:52:02 is added to simple's clock.
[11/05/20 16:37:51] simple [456/1114] has come upon Heisenberg [303/762] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:27:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/07/20 12:18:00] simple [209/1114] has come upon HeavyPodda [942/998] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:16:06 is added to simple's clock.
[11/09/20 03:16:32] skarlso, Chuck, and jnerulax [1761/2439] have team battled grooverider, Elgo, and simple [32/3713] and won! 0 days, 09:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/20 11:21:07] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:25 from level 107.
[11/16/20 19:38:41] simple [586/1114] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [281/1076] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:38:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/17/20 07:27:13] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/20 13:24:50] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/20 20:31:55] soltys, simple, and blizgerg [2331/3319] have team battled StalkR, astropoint, and maligned [970/2524] and won! 2 days, 15:38:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 00:22:26] golgy, neurospex, and XBouBou [1876/2375] have team battled Nechayev, simple, and Crazycatlady [2125/2910] and lost! 0 days, 06:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 07:20:08] simple learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:22 towards level 107.
[11/19/20 09:43:43] Sharky4 [904/1217] has come upon simple [294/1123] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:53:15 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[11/19/20 20:55:36] CodeB [137/491] has challenged simple [837/1123] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:00:47 is added to CodeB's clock.
[11/20/20 04:37:10] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:21:40 towards level 107.
[11/20/20 10:58:51] blabber [70/854] has challenged simple [304/1123] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:23:15 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/21/20 08:12:23] simple [234/1123] has challenged lavamind [764/853] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:18:13 is added to simple's clock.
[11/22/20 04:34:09] vegadark, Scornn, and simple [1904/2826] have team battled Pontuzz, tms, and brendan [1502/2825] and won! 1 day, 03:22:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/20 05:20:35] d4rkp1r4t3 [138/200] has challenged simple [113/1123] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:31:36 is removed from d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[11/22/20 05:21:17] HeavyPodda [593/1071] has come upon simple [998/1123] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:17:18 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/23/20 10:37:56] jose [165/371] has come upon simple [367/1123] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:04 is added to jose's clock.
[11/25/20 07:10:36] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:14 towards level 107.
[11/25/20 17:54:13] nickware [47/1293] has challenged simple [673/1123] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:15:18 is added to nickware's clock.
[11/28/20 09:44:37] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:25 from level 107.
[11/28/20 10:58:05] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:53 towards level 107.
[12/03/20 07:36:38] blizgerg, Xenthys, and PiotrekD [1636/3038] have team battled simple, Odin, and TauPan [29/2399] and won! 3 days, 23:38:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/20 10:09:40] simple fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/20 02:51:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 13:32:20 toward level 107.
[12/04/20 05:06:16] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:18 towards level 107.
[12/04/20 22:34:28] lavamind, Roxana, and TimWolla [241/3231] have team battled Milquetoast, simple, and mordac [3028/3507] and lost! 1 day, 01:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/20 10:14:39] brendan [106/1426] has come upon simple [1004/1103] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:58:40 is added to brendan's clock.
[12/05/20 14:30:22] tmberg [424/1557] has challenged simple [673/1103] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:07:04 is added to tmberg's clock.
[12/06/20 01:56:34] simple [962/1103] has come upon C++ [199/439] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:22:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/06/20 11:22:05] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:40 towards level 107.
[12/06/20 16:30:09] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:56 towards level 107.
[12/06/20 19:26:33] simple [352/1103] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [254/1032] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:08:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/07/20 00:34:12] simple [824/1103] has come upon el [587/1194] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:47:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/07/20 13:40:39] IdleMaster [80/828] has challenged simple [467/1103] in combat and lost! 20 days, 05:04:52 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/07/20 13:46:07] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:00 towards level 107.
[12/07/20 18:49:05] Yuhno, Globalirc, and sukil [1903/2346] have team battled KeboDK, simple, and HellSpawn [2107/2916] and lost! 0 days, 20:22:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 00:43:28] AncalagonThBlack, Psilocybe, and nickware [802/3095] have team battled Elgo, lavamind, and simple [1667/2932] and lost! 1 day, 03:49:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 06:15:53] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:53 from level 107.
[12/08/20 10:39:28] Pontuzz, Geela, and simple [1531/2376] have team battled golgy, GunMan, and AbrahamLinksys [1873/2645] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 15:12:48] Globalirc, simple, and shymega [2708/3020] have team battled ilbelkyr, Misza, and Yuhno [313/3329] and won! 0 days, 02:44:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 02:09:18] simple [714/1135] has challenged sc_ [122/841] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:34:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/11/20 09:08:37] dindinx, algernon, and Yuhno [877/2451] have team battled simple, dclaw123, and anderson [202/2715] and won! 5 days, 19:20:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 23:41:51] simple [1082/1135] has come upon TauPan [163/515] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:58:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/11/20 23:41:54] simple [703/1135] has come upon TauPan [433/515] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:40:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/20 01:37:38] cirdan, anderson, and simple [718/2471] have team battled Xenthys, i3d, and allo [74/2193] and won! 0 days, 14:58:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 06:47:03] Dante, damyan, Eldoreth, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/20 10:06:37] simple [1028/1135] has challenged petrichor [689/1236] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:58:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/20 17:17:43] simple [358/1135] has come upon phraktyl [129/655] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:47:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/20 23:22:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 13:42:53 toward level 108.
[12/14/20 00:15:04] dwfreed [719/882] has challenged simple [256/1135] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:55:43 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/14/20 06:36:10] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:29:32 from level 108.
[12/15/20 09:02:26] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:34 towards level 108.
[12/15/20 15:21:32] sukil [283/547] has come upon simple [293/1135] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:09 is added to sukil's clock.
[12/16/20 03:36:24] simple [788/1135] has come upon tris [476/813] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:32:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/16/20 18:42:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 02:45:41 from level 108.
[12/16/20 19:10:13] Ttech, Nechayev, and Zaratustra [2300/4142] have team battled dindinx, simple, and freeboson [2016/2562] and won! 6 days, 01:27:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 19:36:14] simple [594/1135] has challenged tms [567/895] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:38:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/20 11:25:18] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:33 towards level 108.
[12/21/20 13:00:18] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:16:12 from level 108.
[12/22/20 03:23:31] simple [610/1135] has come upon maligned [530/945] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:25:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/20 04:14:04] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:37 towards level 108.
[12/22/20 13:24:41] simple [422/1135] has come upon pants [274/1409] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:35:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/20 14:18:38] Bluedog, Yuhno, and simple [787/2432] have team battled adamus1red, aismallard, and CheeseSodaPunch [368/2035] and won! 0 days, 21:39:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/20 20:44:55] anderson, Majak, and dclaw123 [1943/2722] have team battled fattrat, tmberg, and simple [1087/4060] and won! 2 days, 17:12:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 22:11:49] simple [913/1135] has come upon adamus1red [590/713] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:39:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/24/20 03:56:14] TheSilentLink, nawcom, and sjums_the_great [507/1946] have team battled XBouBou, Heisenberg, and simple [159/2441] and won! 0 days, 02:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 07:07:21] simple [310/1135] has come upon grooverider [637/1632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:07:23 is added to simple's clock.
[12/24/20 14:25:35] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:47 towards level 108.
[12/24/20 19:15:10] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:11 towards level 108.
[12/25/20 20:53:54] simple [406/1135] has challenged AbacusAvenger [735/913] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:50:25 is added to simple's clock.
[12/26/20 18:16:57] C++, himuraken, and Scar3cr0w [126/2303] have team battled PlasmaStar, simple, and tmberg [156/3385] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/20 06:01:39] neurospex, nawcom, and astropoint [1197/2794] have team battled kenyon, simple, and Ttech [124/4046] and won! 7 days, 11:13:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/20 21:47:19] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 21:15:53 towards level 109.
[12/28/20 22:08:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 58 days, 23:53:23 from level 109.
[12/29/20 00:37:22] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 05:49:35 from level 109.
[12/29/20 21:42:00] Misza, simple, and Tratos [3295/3779] have team battled neurospex, dartainus, and Yuhno [756/2693] and won! 2 days, 22:28:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 07:35:13] simple [845/1135] has challenged JeDa [260/548] in combat and won! 22 days, 06:26:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/20 09:24:39] Odin [256/699] has challenged simple [1126/1135] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:37:33 is added to Odin's clock.
[12/30/20 19:07:10] simple [1108/1135] has come upon SSLbits [397/503] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:51:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/20 22:38:44] simple [416/1135] has challenged JensRex [993/1387] in combat and lost! 15 days, 18:03:18 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/20 07:22:44] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:25:14 towards level 109.
[01/01/21 05:10:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 69 days, 08:25:32 toward level 109.
[01/02/21 06:31:26] Fluttershy, Clearcasting, and Yuhno [1692/2730] have team battled Odin, simple, and holloway [582/2789] and won! 3 days, 01:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/21 11:13:29] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:32:22 from level 109.
[01/02/21 13:19:10] simple [490/1135] has come upon maligned [169/972] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:25:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/21 16:37:52] simple [1088/1135] has come upon nawcom [336/637] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:47:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/21 16:43:30] simple [1133/1135] has come upon nawcom [570/637] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:36:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/21 18:54:46] simple [33/1135] has challenged sairis [617/840] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:06:32 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/21 19:55:00] IdleMaster [84/832] has challenged simple [892/1135] in combat and lost! 54 days, 18:02:04 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/04/21 00:53:11] suterismus [253/1613] has come upon simple [615/1135] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 02:38:41 is added to suterismus's clock.
[01/04/21 13:04:38] sjums_the_great [577/952] has challenged simple [417/1135] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:53:06 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/04/21 14:04:52] Nofew [117/909] has challenged simple [0/1135] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:16:36 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[01/04/21 16:05:21] MiddlewareMonkey [180/1080] has challenged simple [952/1135] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:55:52 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[01/04/21 19:00:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 25 days, 11:11:35 toward level 109.
[01/05/21 08:09:09] simple [377/1135] has challenged vegadark [217/795] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/06/21 01:18:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 5 days, 08:32:18 toward level 109.
[01/06/21 10:33:18] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:55 from level 109.
[01/07/21 10:20:45] MetaNova [929/1026] has challenged simple [503/1135] in combat and won! 25 days, 16:46:44 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[01/08/21 01:41:56] simple [575/1135] has challenged PlasmaStar [141/675] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:41:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/21 18:44:17] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:51:46 towards level 110.
[01/10/21 12:38:08] nawcom [630/637] has challenged simple [52/1135] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:02:54 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[01/11/21 20:45:44] simple [907/1143] has challenged maligned [92/972] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:36:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/21 11:12:07] simple [832/1143] has come upon kenyon [11/608] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 23:52:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/21 20:49:41] simple [692/1143] has come upon TimWolla [434/884] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:13:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/14/21 16:53:47] buksi, Zaratustra, and simple [810/3468] have team battled Globalirc, grooverider, and Sharky4 [2890/3875] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 20:23:46] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:06 towards level 110.
[01/16/21 00:25:15] Yupa [61/331] has challenged simple [1/1143] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:54 is removed from Yupa's clock.
[01/18/21 00:23:54] simple [1133/1143] has come upon xnaas [371/590] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:27:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/18/21 19:55:44] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:31 towards level 110.
[01/26/21 23:55:41] JeDa [173/678] has challenged simple [989/1143] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:15:18 is added to JeDa's clock.
[01/30/21 12:27:52] soltys [877/975] has come upon simple [379/1143] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:22:44 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/30/21 19:03:39] MrGlass [428/1238] has challenged simple [917/1143] in combat and lost! 16 days, 01:51:18 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[02/04/21 07:22:50] simple [823/1143] has come upon sc_ [283/846] and taken them in combat! 55 days, 06:30:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/21 10:07:45] MetaNova [718/1029] has challenged simple [942/1143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:16:59 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[02/04/21 15:09:00] algernon [574/999] has challenged simple [363/1143] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:59:10 is removed from algernon's clock.
[02/05/21 01:55:12] Yuhno [138/838] has come upon simple [321/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:06 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[02/05/21 08:12:44] simple [1136/1143] has come upon x12x63 [161/388] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 01:48:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/06/21 08:49:15] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 17:05:23 towards level 110.
[02/06/21 19:16:10] ilbelkyr [964/1124] has come upon simple [531/1149] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:29:38 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/06/21 21:57:49] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 22:59:04 towards level 110.
[02/07/21 05:15:51] lipek [37/1357] has come upon simple [619/1149] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 11:09:50 is added to lipek's clock.
[02/07/21 10:08:21] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 11:50:00 towards level 110.
[02/07/21 18:58:53] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 06:51:09 towards level 110.
[02/09/21 08:37:56] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:27:27 towards level 110.
[02/10/21 09:05:18] simple [52/1149] has challenged Majak [967/1061] in combat and lost! 21 days, 09:30:32 is added to simple's clock.
[02/10/21 15:08:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 26 days, 04:56:13 toward level 110.
[02/13/21 17:53:04] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 03:15:56 towards level 110.
[02/16/21 00:21:50] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:32:49 towards level 110.
[02/17/21 12:06:38] LordBanana, inittab, and solarsparq [23/2085] have team battled simple, CheeseSodaPunch, and Khorne [1299/2464] and lost! 0 days, 16:19:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 11:44:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 45 days, 21:23:48 from level 110.
[02/19/21 00:21:50] Tenorman [425/1298] has come upon simple [396/1149] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:07 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/19/21 05:55:21] simple [1146/1149] has challenged Bradicus [402/1142] in combat and won! 32 days, 08:46:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/19/21 12:47:20] xonic, Gatewayy, and soltys [1923/2566] have team battled AsmDemon, SCSi, and simple [2347/2601] and lost! 1 day, 06:39:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 05:47:33] simple [977/1149] has come upon sjefen6 [766/1014] and taken them in combat! 29 days, 13:50:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/20/21 07:11:40] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:19:31 towards level 110.
[02/20/21 12:37:54] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:36:31 towards level 110.
[02/20/21 19:04:09] WallIdl [694/755] has challenged simple [1002/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:36:02 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/20/21 23:40:45] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:24:04 from level 110.
[02/21/21 01:00:49] simple, Tratos, and Gatewayy [3118/3219] have team battled vegadark, JensRex, and Roxana [3307/3805] and lost! 1 day, 11:39:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/21 05:02:58] womblecat [651/835] has come upon simple [461/1149] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 23:50:19 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/22/21 11:25:50] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:13:11 towards level 110.
[02/25/21 07:29:56] Bradicus [423/1142] has challenged simple [18/1149] in combat and won! 21 days, 11:49:12 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[02/26/21 02:34:41] Atan [280/825] has challenged simple [121/1149] in combat and won! 21 days, 06:41:35 is removed from Atan's clock.
[02/26/21 16:56:38] elbie [1060/1106] has come upon simple [821/1149] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 07:53:49 is removed from elbie's clock.
[02/27/21 00:38:51] Khorne [15/871] has challenged simple [1045/1149] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:15:18 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/28/21 01:58:00] simple [300/1149] has come upon Lnk [992/1107] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:33:02 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/21 13:25:42] simple, Misza, and MELOONi [654/3362] have team battled rxcomm, Desspugne, and Asara [2587/3000] and lost! 2 days, 22:23:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/21 05:39:55] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 15:52:46 towards level 110.
[03/01/21 21:47:04] MrGlass [1111/1245] has challenged simple [333/1149] in combat and won! 29 days, 05:01:08 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[03/03/21 22:53:49] simple [832/1149] has come upon max [269/577] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 20:55:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/21 18:37:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 04:17:58 toward level 110.
[03/05/21 00:10:12] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:30:15 from level 110.
[03/05/21 14:43:57] canton7, nawcom, and elbie [744/3052] have team battled RBecker, simple, and suterismus [921/3668] and lost! 2 days, 02:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 08:59:42] astropoint [194/1035] has challenged simple [892/1149] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:09:42 is added to astropoint's clock.
[03/07/21 22:01:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 20 days, 22:32:51 toward level 110.
[03/08/21 20:15:46] Lemelisk, Xenthys, and elf [1485/3434] have team battled simple, Bradicus, and sjefen6 [1470/3305] and won! 3 days, 02:33:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/21 19:54:00] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:04 towards level 110.
[03/10/21 02:51:44] Heisenberg, sjums_the_great, and el [2627/3024] have team battled zankore, AncalagonThBlack, and simple [2752/3335] and lost! 0 days, 18:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/21 04:38:50] GilbertErik [994/1159] has come upon simple [253/1149] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 21:43:29 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[03/13/21 02:21:54] Eldoreth, simple, and Lnk [2124/3794] have team battled idlerpgww, zbe, and anarcat [1256/2527] and won! 1 day, 14:22:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 03:02:39] simple [789/1149] has challenged GyrosGeier [364/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:57:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/13/21 21:34:12] simple [668/1149] has come upon MadMan [1105/1115] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:16:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/14/21 10:40:07] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:50:44 from level 110.
[03/16/21 14:34:36] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:18:13 from level 110.
[03/16/21 18:29:59] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:25:24 from level 110.
[03/16/21 21:16:54] grooverider [1352/1717] has challenged simple [33/1149] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:59 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[03/16/21 21:16:54] grooverider has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:17:24 is added to simple's clock.
[03/17/21 14:43:33] Heisenberg, mwhahaha, and simple [1778/3004] have team battled Milquetoast, TimWolla, and dwfreed [629/2931] and won! 1 day, 19:51:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 00:09:34] TheSilentLink, Globalirc, and irix [1847/2737] have team battled psycho, Clearcasting, and simple [2142/2281] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 10:25:19] simple [749/1149] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [329/406] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:19:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/18/21 11:25:33] simple [739/1149] has challenged pztrn [124/640] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:04:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/18/21 22:42:35] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:24 towards level 110.
[03/19/21 00:28:25] simple [628/1149] has challenged golgy [420/940] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:38:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/19/21 06:33:01] Psilocybe, LordBanana, and szczur [1077/1583] have team battled canton7, JeDa, and simple [80/3041] and won! 0 days, 08:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/21 08:30:11] simple [455/1149] has challenged petrichor [820/1269] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:27:50 is added to simple's clock.
[03/19/21 12:31:04] simple [970/1149] has challenged scumola [609/726] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:40:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/19/21 12:47:04] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:46 towards level 110.
[03/20/21 18:21:45] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:17 towards level 110.
[03/21/21 15:42:24] simple [326/1149] has challenged adamus1red [18/727] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:13:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/21 19:31:32] zankore [725/1088] has challenged simple [807/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:34 is added to zankore's clock.
[03/30/21 08:40:37] HeavyPodda [389/1136] has come upon simple [466/1149] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:46:03 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/30/21 20:37:40] anarcat [271/999] has challenged simple [1083/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:23 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/03/21 19:48:38] anderson, bobvador, and simple [1280/2751] have team battled kenyon, Misza, and brycec [1468/3131] and lost! 4 days, 18:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/21 08:25:40] lavamind, gdm, and himuraken [1217/2541] have team battled simple, buzzz, and soltys [591/2764] and won! 2 days, 06:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 10:04:03] simple [217/1149] has challenged cirdan [549/856] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:21:24 is added to simple's clock.
[04/05/21 03:18:17] cornfeedhobo [122/322] has challenged simple [1093/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:53:09 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/06/21 02:46:04] jayvee, sbp, and Desspugne [1736/2264] have team battled KindOne, fattrat, and simple [1728/2905] and won! 4 days, 08:34:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/21 06:11:21] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:03:52 towards level 110.
[04/06/21 14:59:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 7 days, 02:38:55 toward level 110.
[04/07/21 03:28:04] simple, Asara, and sjums_the_great [705/2919] have team battled C++, lipek, and bobvador [1872/2649] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/21 19:04:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 00:46:15 from level 110.
[04/08/21 18:10:21] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:30 towards level 110.
[04/09/21 06:32:48] sjums_the_great [415/993] has challenged simple [925/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:47:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/09/21 10:34:10] simple [176/1149] has challenged sjums_the_great [717/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:13:18 is added to simple's clock.
[04/10/21 07:36:28] HellSpawn, simple, and pyre [2122/3230] have team battled Lnk, brendan, and ecko [1766/2870] and won! 4 days, 13:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 06:25:32] celesham [45/59] has challenged simple [1010/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:40 is added to celesham's clock.
[04/13/21 19:50:18] ecko, Jaglag, and Tenorman [2330/2418] have team battled simple, blizgerg, and yano [1688/2997] and won! 0 days, 01:43:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/21 01:39:40] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:10 towards level 110.
[04/15/21 10:06:05] WallIdl [587/751] has come upon simple [770/1149] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:53:15 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/16/21 20:30:46] brendan, snek, and canton7 [2920/3329] have team battled simple, sjefen6, and AsmDemon [2401/2810] and won! 1 day, 23:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/21 04:37:19] simple [1066/1149] has come upon MJ94 [295/688] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:21:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/17/21 20:27:34] lavamind [359/841] has challenged simple [1055/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:16 is added to lavamind's clock.
[04/17/21 21:35:22] SSLbits, sc_, and anarcat [340/2822] have team battled simple, Khorne, and AbacusAvenger [1196/2973] and lost! 1 day, 11:50:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 17:36:40] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/21 17:48:37] simple [1140/1155] has come upon dartainus [410/754] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/21/21 19:50:03] sjefen6 [168/1049] has challenged simple [55/1155] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:25:51 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[04/23/21 15:00:24] Herb_Tarlek [175/940] has challenged simple [910/1155] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:15:31 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/25/21 04:42:39] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:46:18 from level 110.
[04/26/21 01:29:50] CodeB [27/781] has come upon simple [1093/1155] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:38:04 is added to CodeB's clock.
[04/28/21 15:33:48] simple [137/1155] has come upon nawcom [467/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:28 is added to simple's clock.
[04/29/21 06:28:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 08:06:36 toward level 110.
[04/29/21 10:37:39] simple, nawcom, and Andries [2170/2908] have team battled CornFly, JensRex, and Tratos [1823/3587] and won! 0 days, 07:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/21 16:52:15] FSM, simple, and rotbot9k [1813/2139] have team battled dartainus, Elgo, and Syloq [2151/2572] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/21 11:40:30] Chuck [684/774] has challenged simple [499/1155] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:17:19 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/30/21 22:48:27] simple [1050/1155] has challenged tms [589/924] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:15:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/01/21 11:31:12] csssuf, brendan, and simple [660/3334] have team battled sairis, gdm, and GyrosGeier [347/2030] and won! 2 days, 04:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/21 17:50:52] AsmDemon, Ignotum, sjums_the_great, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/21 21:23:59] simple, pants, and nawcom [1986/3317] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, damyan, and csssuf [938/3023] and won! 3 days, 11:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 00:40:11] himuraken [597/1018] has challenged simple [447/1155] in combat and won! 20 days, 13:39:32 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[05/07/21 02:24:32] Psilocybe [22/911] has challenged simple [823/1155] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:27:18 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/07/21 10:07:24] canton7 [622/1193] has come upon simple [729/1155] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:15:38 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/07/21 14:21:35] jayvee, simple, and blackroot [934/2382] have team battled pyre, allo, and fmg [319/2538] and won! 1 day, 13:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 22:11:46] MrGlass [185/1056] has challenged simple [98/1155] in combat and won! 29 days, 11:29:56 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[05/08/21 02:58:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 13:49:29 toward level 111.
[05/08/21 09:28:13] simple [972/1155] has challenged caeli1 [12/408] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:28:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/08/21 10:17:40] HellSpawn [317/768] has come upon simple [899/1155] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:52:57 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[05/08/21 18:30:26] simple [1042/1155] has challenged el [435/1211] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:44:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/09/21 02:47:52] WallIdl, bigjay, and bobvador [1373/2458] have team battled simple, sheu, and Beefcan [1413/2759] and lost! 7 days, 10:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 04:32:53] bookworm [412/638] has challenged simple [748/1155] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:56:17 is added to bookworm's clock.
[05/12/21 11:08:22] zbe [184/795] has come upon simple [563/1155] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:33:21 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/12/21 18:09:27] simple [326/1155] has come upon LukeLR [445/948] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:03:38 is added to simple's clock.
[05/12/21 18:57:18] simple [328/1155] has challenged Muirrum [555/607] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:06:32 is added to simple's clock.
[05/13/21 14:18:34] pyre [580/1260] has come upon simple [902/1155] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:29:34 is added to pyre's clock.
[05/13/21 16:02:49] simple [619/1155] has challenged blabber [244/851] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:24:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/13/21 18:03:20] unicron [876/1152] has challenged simple [430/1155] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:11:16 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/14/21 09:12:47] Ignotum, Orphic, and MightyDrv [95/1422] have team battled maligned, lipek, and simple [1244/3809] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/21 12:05:05] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:42:42 from level 111.
[05/14/21 20:10:12] simple [1148/1155] has challenged fattrat [332/1383] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:45:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/21 17:29:58] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:18 from level 111.
[05/17/21 01:04:21] simple [107/1155] has come upon popey [109/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:36:25 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/21 12:19:49] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:07:41 towards level 111.
[05/18/21 20:27:06] simple [101/1155] has come upon cornfeedhobo [334/344] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:18:38 is added to simple's clock.
[05/19/21 15:42:55] simple [124/1155] has challenged Herb_Tarlek [139/926] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:27:09 is added to simple's clock.
[08/19/21 11:03:33] dwfreed [950/980] has challenged simple [912/1039] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:56:27 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/19/21 11:37:38] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/21 15:04:28] simple [220/1031] has challenged KindOne [289/379] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:21:33 is added to simple's clock.
[08/19/21 18:05:06] simple [342/1031] has challenged kenyon [404/469] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:46:05 is added to simple's clock.
[08/19/21 20:05:33] dwfreed [852/980] has challenged simple [50/1031] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:24:04 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/19/21 23:06:15] simple [158/1031] has challenged pants [36/1411] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:56:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/19/21 23:18:20] dwfreed, simple, Asara, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/21 23:18:23] Asara [580/784] has come upon simple [331/1031] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:06:16 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/20/21 15:09:49] simple [319/1031] has challenged kenyon [122/469] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/20/21 16:10:02] elf [595/1487] has challenged simple [451/1031] in combat and won! 20 days, 21:09:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/20/21 17:10:14] simple [713/1031] has challenged Asara [404/784] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:42:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/20/21 18:10:28] elf [724/1487] has challenged simple [586/1031] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:18:08 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/20/21 19:57:11] dwfreed, simple, Asara, and Tor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/21 05:12:52] simple [702/1031] has challenged pants [383/1411] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:50:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/21/21 20:58:48] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:33 towards level 111.
[08/22/21 02:20:17] TimWolla, cirdan, and pants [3153/3303] have team battled misha, Asara, and simple [1832/2640] and won! 0 days, 17:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/21 18:20:58] caeli [15/438] has challenged simple [505/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:29:18 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/23/21 05:23:26] simple [105/1031] has challenged MrGlass [564/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:08 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/21 07:23:52] simple [594/1031] has challenged zbe [312/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/21 12:25:00] jayvee [77/880] has challenged simple [253/1031] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:14:06 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/23/21 13:25:13] dwfreed [536/980] has challenged simple [736/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:10:49 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/23/21 17:22:44] simple [903/1031] has challenged drahthaar [237/278] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:39:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/21 19:08:12] simple, HeavyPodda, misha, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/21 20:26:45] simple [566/1031] has challenged pants [1121/1411] in combat and lost! 12 days, 02:20:34 is added to simple's clock.
[08/24/21 10:29:49] kenyon [221/469] has challenged simple [304/1031] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:16:59 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/24/21 19:44:35] IdleMaster, simple, and Asara [2453/2673] have team battled caeli, HeavyPodda, and JeDa [1964/2297] and won! 1 day, 12:04:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/21 00:32:54] simple [24/1031] has challenged caeli [202/438] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:23:04 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/21 02:15:33] TimWolla [234/980] has challenged simple [620/1031] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:51:18 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[08/25/21 11:35:16] simple [883/1031] has challenged TimWolla [738/980] in combat and won! 18 days, 20:51:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/21 20:37:16] simple [668/1031] has challenged misha [296/825] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:14:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/21 23:37:55] simple [995/1031] has challenged drahthaar [139/293] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:57:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/26/21 14:41:15] simple [62/1031] has challenged caeli [71/454] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:49:07 is added to simple's clock.
[08/26/21 17:41:55] simple [241/1031] has challenged Tor [792/986] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:02:55 is added to simple's clock.
[08/26/21 22:43:00] TauPan [507/533] has challenged simple [870/1031] in combat and lost! 28 days, 18:36:05 is added to TauPan's clock.
[08/27/21 07:45:00] neurospex [869/1121] has challenged simple [260/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:14 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/27/21 15:05:43] misha, pants, and elf [589/3716] have team battled cirdan, simple, and Tor [2031/2921] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/21 16:46:58] Lnk [399/1168] has challenged simple [653/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:57 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/27/21 21:48:06] simple [430/1031] has challenged IdleMaster [361/858] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:45:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/28/21 01:59:06] HeavyPodda [958/1134] has challenged simple [486/1031] in combat and won! 27 days, 07:39:32 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/28/21 03:49:25] simple [286/1031] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [682/2399] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:31:27 is added to simple's clock.
[08/28/21 10:50:57] simple [836/1031] has challenged caeli [224/454] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:31:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/28/21 14:51:48] elf [340/1487] has challenged simple [755/1031] in combat and lost! 15 days, 14:28:37 is added to elf's clock.
[08/28/21 19:52:54] jayvee [794/880] has challenged simple [645/1031] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:12:25 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[08/29/21 00:54:00] simple [166/1031] has challenged IdleMaster [212/858] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:02:33 is added to simple's clock.
[08/29/21 08:16:23] caeli [156/454] has come upon simple [110/1031] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:31:41 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/29/21 12:56:38] simple [363/1031] has challenged Asara [29/784] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:03:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/30/21 01:39:57] dwfreed, simple, kenyon, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/21 21:29:02] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:19:35 towards level 112.
[08/30/21 23:47:05] jayvee, simple, zbe, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/21 02:04:51] simple [213/1031] has challenged jayvee [84/852] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:43:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/31/21 07:45:05] jayvee [877/993] has challenged simple [762/1031] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:01:08 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[08/31/21 12:07:04] IdleMaster [11/858] has challenged simple [224/1031] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:56:06 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/31/21 19:49:32] pants, elf, simple, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/21 22:09:15] simple [21/1031] has challenged dwfreed [839/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:44:51 is added to simple's clock.
[08/31/21 23:28:50] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:56 towards level 112.
[09/01/21 17:50:52] Hirion, JeDa, simple, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/21 23:14:51] Hirion [243/492] has challenged simple [224/1146] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:55:44 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[09/02/21 00:15:02] KindOne [342/374] has challenged simple [242/1146] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:13:24 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/02/21 08:16:54] simple [480/1146] has challenged KindOne [73/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:02:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/02/21 16:18:15] JeDa, Lnk, simple, and Tor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/21 17:18:52] simple [245/1146] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1454/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:19 is added to simple's clock.
[09/02/21 19:09:31] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:13 towards level 112.
[09/03/21 16:24:02] zbe [937/969] has challenged simple [205/1146] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:57:13 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/03/21 21:25:08] simple [84/1164] has challenged clubbprez [280/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:14:11 is added to simple's clock.
[09/03/21 23:25:34] pants [368/1404] has challenged simple [986/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:30:08 is added to pants's clock.
[09/04/21 02:04:16] misha, zbe, and TimWolla [1621/2782] have team battled HeavyPodda, simple, and Tor [1681/3512] and lost! 1 day, 03:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/21 05:26:59] simple [825/1164] has challenged TimWolla [171/988] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:50:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/04/21 05:26:59] simple has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 3 days, 01:35:48 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/04/21 10:28:04] jayvee [853/993] has challenged simple [929/1164] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:53:53 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/05/21 01:31:23] simple [139/1164] has challenged HeavyPodda [248/1143] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:05:14 is added to simple's clock.
[09/05/21 07:34:59] pants, IdleMaster, and Tor [1798/3467] have team battled Bahhumbug, elf, and simple [3265/3335] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/21 10:33:25] simple [418/1164] has challenged dwfreed [584/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:29:43 is added to simple's clock.
[09/06/21 03:37:07] simple [961/1164] has challenged HeavyPodda [296/1143] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:18:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/06/21 15:07:41] KindOne [36/626] has come upon simple [442/1164] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:24:05 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/06/21 18:40:28] simple [441/1164] has challenged jayvee [258/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/21 00:24:20] simple [180/1164] has come upon Bahhumbug [830/1005] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:31 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/21 00:25:20] simple [1143/1164] has come upon Bahhumbug [442/1005] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:59:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/21 02:28:04] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:29:23 from level 112.
[09/07/21 07:45:30] jayvee [559/993] has challenged simple [1156/1164] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:30:14 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/07/21 11:46:22] Bahhumbug [465/1005] has challenged simple [670/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:24:02 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[09/07/21 19:57:05] simple [296/1164] has come upon Tor [1199/1205] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:35 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/21 01:20:24] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:32 towards level 112.
[09/08/21 02:41:29] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:24 towards level 112.
[09/08/21 02:49:40] zbe [511/969] has challenged simple [230/1164] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/08/21 03:08:46] IdleMaster, neurospex, and kenyon [1004/2444] have team battled simple, dwfreed, and Lnk [670/3321] and won! 2 days, 21:30:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 17:52:50] simple [837/1164] has challenged Hirion [33/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/21 20:53:28] Tor [882/1200] has challenged simple [784/1164] in combat and won! 22 days, 00:11:00 is removed from Tor's clock.
[09/08/21 21:53:41] simple [819/1164] has challenged zbe [743/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:01:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/21 22:59:08] simple [929/1164] has challenged Bahhumbug [235/1005] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/21 23:59:21] simple [671/1164] has challenged Kurenai [126/688] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/21 09:01:23] simple [1072/1164] has challenged kenyon [380/469] in combat and won! 29 days, 22:08:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/21 17:03:02] neurospex [679/1121] has challenged simple [777/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:23:25 is added to neurospex's clock.
[09/11/21 00:46:32] Bahhumbug, simple, zbe, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/21 09:57:16] simple [791/1164] has come upon misha [587/847] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:29:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/11/21 16:24:29] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:30:56 from level 113.
[09/11/21 18:08:24] Bahhumbug [999/1005] has challenged simple [1007/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:05 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[09/12/21 11:12:03] IdleMaster [528/858] has challenged simple [612/1164] in combat and lost! 14 days, 13:47:04 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/12/21 13:12:31] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:54:04 towards level 113.
[09/12/21 19:13:46] IdleMaster [202/891] has challenged simple [339/1164] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:46:57 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/13/21 15:04:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 15 days, 07:48:27 toward level 113.
[09/13/21 23:19:53] pants [242/1510] has challenged simple [203/1164] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:57:23 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/14/21 01:20:20] dwfreed [376/980] has challenged simple [352/1164] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:23:34 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/14/21 02:41:34] dwfreed, caeli, and elf [706/2600] have team battled simple, Bahhumbug, and Asara [3252/3253] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 12:10:37] simple [83/1164] has come upon kenyon [436/469] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:51:39 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/21 00:25:19] mordac [1055/1359] has challenged simple [297/1164] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:41:06 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/15/21 04:26:12] simple [144/1164] has challenged neurospex [822/1121] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:52:19 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/21 22:39:52] neurospex [368/1121] has challenged simple [363/1164] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:48 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/16/21 17:23:40] jayvee, simple, IdleMaster, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/21 02:07:44] pants, Asara, and TimWolla [1629/3582] have team battled simple, kenyon, and neurospex [766/3065] and won! 0 days, 03:08:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/21 02:46:14] simple [657/1164] has challenged kenyon [200/780] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:40:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/17/21 08:47:38] Asara [1055/1084] has challenged simple [627/1164] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:27:28 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/17/21 09:39:20] Hirion, elf, simple, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/21 10:48:05] TimWolla [407/988] has challenged simple [658/1164] in combat and lost! 13 days, 08:53:10 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/17/21 17:49:39] KindOne [366/626] has challenged simple [904/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:55:01 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/17/21 18:49:53] simple [72/1164] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [430/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:23:35 is added to simple's clock.
[09/17/21 19:50:06] simple [448/1164] has challenged Tor [28/660] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:35:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/18/21 01:51:29] IdleMaster [80/892] has challenged simple [1160/1164] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:39:31 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/18/21 07:52:50] KindOne [513/626] has challenged simple [296/1164] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:18:30 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/18/21 07:52:50] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 50 pair of gloves! KindOne picks it up, tossing their old level 40 pair of gloves to simple.
[09/18/21 09:53:17] Lnk [112/1177] has challenged simple [87/1154] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:19:02 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/18/21 15:03:35] simple [1153/1154] has come upon Bahhumbug [942/1005] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:38:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/19/21 07:58:21] Hirion [364/510] has challenged simple [766/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:29:14 is added to Hirion's clock.
[09/20/21 02:02:25] caeli [150/465] has challenged simple [150/1154] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:15:22 is removed from caeli's clock.
[09/20/21 05:22:44] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:18 from level 113.
[09/20/21 14:05:07] mordac [607/1287] has challenged simple [202/1154] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:31:45 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/20/21 20:06:29] simple [602/1154] has challenged caeli [266/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:28:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/21/21 01:07:35] simple [952/1154] has challenged KindOne [374/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:46:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/21/21 02:07:49] simple [908/1154] has challenged pants [1415/1510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:19:21 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/21 04:08:16] kenyon [498/780] has challenged simple [15/1154] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:55:33 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/21/21 11:43:56] Hirion, neurospex, elf, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/21 01:13:03] kenyon [9/834] has challenged simple [584/1154] in combat and lost! 20 days, 15:00:38 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/22/21 14:16:00] Bahhumbug [491/1005] has challenged simple [181/1154] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:10:44 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[09/22/21 18:52:09] zbe [635/977] has come upon simple [347/1154] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:45:47 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/22/21 18:52:09] zbe [229/977] has come upon simple [557/1154] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:54:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/22/21 23:53:12] simple [923/1154] has come upon Lnk [1004/1171] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:46:50 is added to simple's clock.
[09/23/21 02:42:13] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:48 towards level 113.
[09/23/21 14:56:01] Lnk [112/1171] has challenged simple [3/1154] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:14:06 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/23/21 17:56:40] HeavyPodda [90/1197] has challenged simple [760/1154] in combat and lost! 18 days, 14:06:25 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/25/21 04:03:32] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:12 towards level 113.
[09/25/21 13:05:49] simple [672/1154] has challenged Lnk [988/1171] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:03:59 is added to simple's clock.
[09/25/21 15:06:14] simple [600/1154] has challenged drahthaar [7/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:36:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/25/21 20:07:17] simple [207/1154] has challenged zbe [660/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:47:16 is added to simple's clock.
[09/27/21 01:56:01] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:06 towards level 113.
[09/27/21 02:13:44] simple [247/1154] has challenged neurospex [777/989] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:53:22 is added to simple's clock.
[09/27/21 14:16:18] neurospex [850/989] has challenged simple [908/1154] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:31:02 is added to neurospex's clock.
[09/27/21 16:16:43] simple [812/1154] has challenged Asara [947/1084] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:37:10 is added to simple's clock.
[09/27/21 21:17:48] simple [539/1154] has challenged KindOne [297/798] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:58:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/28/21 01:20:49] mordac [407/1287] has challenged simple [680/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:22:12 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/28/21 12:23:23] kenyon [230/834] has challenged simple [350/1154] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:40:36 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/29/21 01:38:37] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:31 towards level 113.
[09/29/21 05:27:29] simple [859/1154] has challenged Kurenai [416/694] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:27:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/29/21 08:28:11] zbe [343/977] has challenged simple [872/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:03:56 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/29/21 13:29:21] Kurenai [170/694] has challenged simple [963/1154] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:09 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[09/29/21 16:30:05] simple [144/1154] has challenged JeDa [47/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:55:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/29/21 17:02:31] Hirion, cirdan, drahthaar, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/21 19:30:47] simple [487/1154] has challenged drahthaar [5/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:30:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/30/21 08:00:46] caeli, simple, and kenyon [394/2484] have team battled KindOne, mordac, and pants [2626/3588] and lost! 0 days, 19:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/21 10:10:45] cirdan, simple, and TimWolla [1668/3024] have team battled misha, zbe, and Tor [207/2565] and won! 0 days, 22:48:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 04:29:25] simple [234/1154] has come upon JeDa [537/725] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:49:27 is added to simple's clock.
[10/01/21 09:33:22] simple [443/1154] has challenged caeli [447/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:51 is added to simple's clock.
[10/01/21 11:33:46] simple [563/1154] has challenged Lnk [273/1162] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/01/21 15:28:22] caeli, simple, and JeDa [468/2375] have team battled drahthaar, misha, and IdleMaster [2045/2238] and lost! 0 days, 11:02:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/21 19:53:33] simple [987/1154] has come upon caeli [47/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/01/21 20:06:30] simple, misha, and IdleMaster [193/2902] have team battled pants, JeDa, and Lnk [1407/3390] and lost! 0 days, 10:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/21 04:45:56] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:21 from level 113.
[10/02/21 09:38:12] simple [61/1154] has challenged zbe [279/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:44 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/21 03:23:35] simple [614/1154] has come upon pants [718/1503] and been defeated in combat! 76 days, 15:00:11 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/21 09:30:45] IdleMaster [610/895] has challenged simple [781/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:32 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[10/05/21 10:58:32] drahthaar, kenyon, and JeDa [419/2049] have team battled neurospex, simple, and Lnk [2445/3305] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 13:31:31] simple [474/1154] has challenged zbe [113/977] in combat and won! 90 days, 08:12:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/05/21 18:08:22] simple [557/1154] has come upon neurospex [865/989] and been defeated in combat! 69 days, 22:21:57 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/21 19:32:46] simple [648/1154] has challenged caeli [41/516] in combat and won! 62 days, 13:27:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/05/21 21:33:11] simple [441/1154] has challenged caeli [243/516] in combat and won! 54 days, 10:00:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/06/21 03:34:24] neurospex [212/989] has challenged simple [304/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:36 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/06/21 04:34:36] simple [653/1154] has challenged kenyon [362/834] in combat and won! 105 days, 12:37:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/06/21 10:35:47] simple [471/1154] has challenged HeavyPodda [148/1197] in combat and won! 69 days, 16:31:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/06/21 11:18:09] Lnk, simple, zbe, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/21 11:18:48] simple [784/1154] has come upon Lnk [606/1166] and taken them in combat! 38 days, 03:33:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/06/21 12:36:12] dwfreed [667/937] has challenged simple [702/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:58 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/06/21 12:36:36] Asara, HeavyPodda, and Lnk [3403/3491] have team battled cirdan, TimWolla, and simple [890/3024] and won! 1 day, 00:38:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 18:37:26] simple [195/1154] has challenged TimWolla [757/966] in combat and lost! 13 days, 08:51:11 is added to simple's clock.
[10/06/21 19:01:24] simple [600/1154] has come upon caeli [348/516] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 02:30:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/06/21 19:01:54] simple [230/1154] has come upon caeli [226/516] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:23:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/21 01:38:53] simple [926/1154] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [419/2399] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:48:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/21 10:08:37] simple [1140/1154] has come upon JeDa [706/725] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:57:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/21 10:40:41] simple [200/1154] has challenged Asara [144/1128] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:41:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/21 15:41:41] cirdan [894/907] has challenged simple [472/1154] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:54:39 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/07/21 21:42:53] zbe [86/977] has challenged simple [477/1154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:48:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/08/21 03:05:18] IdleMaster, neurospex, and mordac [745/3173] have team battled zbe, TimWolla, and simple [177/3097] and won! 0 days, 08:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/21 04:44:17] simple [348/1154] has challenged pants [300/1494] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:38:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/08/21 04:54:49] HeavyPodda [453/1197] has come upon simple [133/1154] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:24:22 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/08/21 05:44:29] simple [832/923] has challenged Asara [630/1128] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:36:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/08/21 13:01:18] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:59:46 towards level 113.
[10/08/21 14:46:17] simple [44/923] has challenged pants [704/1481] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:46:47 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/21 00:48:19] simple [254/923] has challenged JackyB [21/25] in combat and won! 30 days, 16:43:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/09/21 03:39:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 154 days, 22:18:01 toward level 113.
[10/09/21 05:44:41] JackyB [74/102] has challenged simple [645/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:46 is added to JackyB's clock.
[10/09/21 14:51:11] simple [178/923] has challenged misha [724/849] in combat and lost! 30 days, 06:39:36 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/21 23:52:58] mordac [1103/1311] has challenged simple [833/923] in combat and won! 175 days, 10:16:49 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/09/21 23:58:59] simple, zbe, kenyon, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/21 21:57:23] simple [71/923] has challenged Asara [142/1128] in combat and lost! 31 days, 14:40:12 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/21 00:28:59] simple [412/923] has come upon Lnk [499/1166] and been defeated in combat! 36 days, 08:05:29 is added to simple's clock.
[10/11/21 02:58:23] kenyon [323/834] has challenged simple [290/923] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:51:18 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/11/21 09:06:10] JackyB [59/205] has challenged simple [403/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:00 is added to JackyB's clock.
[10/11/21 10:58:19] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 14:19:53 towards level 113.
[10/11/21 15:00:43] simple [533/923] has challenged IdleMaster [886/920] in combat and lost! 34 days, 15:13:54 is added to simple's clock.
[10/12/21 13:05:08] simple [169/923] has challenged HeavyPodda [76/1437] in combat and won! 78 days, 17:07:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/12/21 14:05:20] simple [171/923] has challenged Lnk [385/1166] in combat and lost! 30 days, 08:30:49 is added to simple's clock.
[10/12/21 16:16:06] Bahhumbug, neurospex, drahthaar, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/21 19:06:20] simple [113/923] has challenged Bahhumbug [922/995] in combat and lost! 19 days, 04:17:34 is added to simple's clock.
[10/12/21 20:06:32] Tor [258/735] has challenged simple [903/923] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:54:30 is added to Tor's clock.
[10/12/21 20:41:50] simple [697/923] has come upon pants [142/1481] and taken them in combat! 59 days, 23:23:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/12/21 21:06:42] simple [285/923] has challenged dwfreed [739/969] in combat and lost! 20 days, 00:30:26 is added to simple's clock.
[10/13/21 05:08:21] jayvee [376/1014] has challenged simple [735/923] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:58:00 is added to jayvee's clock.
[10/13/21 21:57:55] HeavyPodda [1142/1437] has challenged simple [593/923] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:53:12 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/14/21 22:14:30] Tor, simple, and Zaratustra [2152/2814] have team battled JeDa, mordac, and IdleMaster [1114/2942] and won! 4 days, 03:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 10:10:04] simple [735/923] has challenged Tor [201/735] in combat and won! 127 days, 20:43:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/16/21 10:10:04] simple has dealt Tor a Critical Strike! 11 days, 17:37:02 is added to Tor's clock.
[10/16/21 23:12:40] pants [289/1524] has challenged simple [513/923] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:10:21 is added to pants's clock.
[10/17/21 05:13:52] simple [58/923] has challenged IdleMaster [565/920] in combat and lost! 59 days, 19:37:39 is added to simple's clock.
[10/17/21 12:15:17] HeavyPodda [1323/1437] has challenged simple [367/923] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:35:23 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/17/21 19:16:40] simple [45/923] has challenged Tor [216/735] in combat and lost! 63 days, 05:53:17 is added to simple's clock.
[10/18/21 01:56:50] pants, Lnk, simple, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/21 04:36:33] dwfreed, Zaratustra, and neurospex [3004/3142] have team battled HeavyPodda, simple, and Asara [2138/3488] and won! 0 days, 12:15:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 09:19:26] simple [668/923] has challenged tomato [42/113] in combat and won! 28 days, 19:48:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/19/21 11:39:18] zbe, simple, and Asara [1354/3037] have team battled Bahhumbug, TimWolla, and misha [550/2820] and won! 3 days, 13:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/21 12:24:49] simple [440/923] has challenged cirdan [523/918] in combat and lost! 49 days, 04:14:15 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/21 00:08:47] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 29 days, 21:18:28 from level 113.
[10/20/21 01:47:09] simple [740/923] has come upon neurospex [800/1024] and been defeated in combat! 77 days, 15:41:49 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/21 05:44:21] neurospex [759/1024] has challenged simple [192/923] in combat and won! 31 days, 16:34:57 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/20/21 14:29:59] simple [38/923] has challenged tomato [221/248] in combat and lost! 37 days, 08:58:24 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/21 17:04:42] simple [142/923] has come upon pants [1221/1524] and been defeated in combat! 102 days, 19:29:39 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/21 21:18:06] tomato [55/248] has challenged simple [438/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:04 is added to tomato's clock.
[10/21/21 12:34:21] simple [907/923] has challenged IdleMaster [302/920] in combat and won! 168 days, 07:04:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/21/21 16:24:22] JeDa, kenyon, and JackyB [231/1839] have team battled simple, Tor, and pants [785/3182] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/21 12:39:09] simple [572/923] has challenged kenyon [57/809] in combat and won! 146 days, 03:00:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/23/21 22:55:16] bloodElke [0/2] has challenged simple [507/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:09 is added to bloodElke's clock.
[10/24/21 14:49:08] KindOne [579/798] has challenged simple [557/923] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:04:10 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[10/25/21 05:52:06] simple [344/923] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1753/2399] in combat and lost! 35 days, 13:47:33 is added to simple's clock.
[10/25/21 10:53:06] simple [516/923] has challenged Lnk [144/1166] in combat and won! 105 days, 14:24:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/25/21 12:51:15] bloodElke [79/156] has come upon simple [734/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:08 is added to bloodElke's clock.
[10/25/21 13:16:05] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 34 days, 05:59:20 towards level 113.
[10/27/21 18:18:35] cirdan [338/908] has challenged simple [78/923] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:39:51 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/28/21 01:20:10] HeavyPodda [1131/1437] has challenged simple [450/923] in combat and won! 22 days, 14:53:41 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/28/21 07:21:28] drahthaar [194/699] has challenged simple [707/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:41:05 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[10/28/21 12:22:36] dwfreed [120/969] has challenged simple [676/923] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:06:47 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/28/21 22:55:52] vegadark [115/798] has come upon simple [631/923] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 17:41:33 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/29/21 02:25:50] Hirion [428/563] has challenged simple [52/923] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:47 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[10/29/21 09:27:23] simple [921/923] has challenged JackyB [358/373] in combat and won! 24 days, 17:34:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/29/21 13:28:17] simple [493/923] has challenged HeavyPodda [29/1437] in combat and won! 62 days, 06:41:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/29/21 17:29:12] neurospex [75/1025] has challenged simple [346/923] in combat and lost! 106 days, 12:49:37 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/29/21 18:29:25] simple [448/923] has challenged HeavyPodda [1268/1437] in combat and lost! 25 days, 14:09:10 is added to simple's clock.
[10/29/21 21:28:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 57 days, 11:22:51 toward level 113.
[10/30/21 00:30:50] simple [857/923] has challenged caeli [137/516] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:44:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/21 03:31:32] dwfreed [572/969] has challenged simple [448/923] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:04 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/30/21 05:26:36] simple, zbe, and JackyB [1788/2289] have team battled TimWolla, drahthaar, and bloodElke [784/1992] and won! 0 days, 06:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 08:32:38] TimWolla [351/973] has challenged simple [194/923] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:58:51 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[10/30/21 12:33:32] simple [889/923] has challenged Tor [420/741] in combat and won! 119 days, 17:17:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/21 22:35:43] simple [65/923] has challenged pants [402/1516] in combat and lost! 72 days, 01:39:45 is added to simple's clock.
[10/31/21 02:36:35] simple [679/923] has challenged HeavyPodda [17/1437] in combat and won! 132 days, 05:46:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/01/21 00:13:48] HeavyPodda [719/1437] has come upon simple [452/923] and taken them in combat! 168 days, 05:40:19 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/01/21 02:39:41] simple [430/904] has come upon bloodElke [90/282] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 02:57:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/01/21 06:42:54] dwfreed [810/969] has challenged simple [17/904] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:28:17 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/01/21 07:32:07] zbe [854/993] has challenged simple [515/904] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:44:33 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/01/21 22:46:29] neurospex [988/1025] has challenged simple [716/904] in combat and won! 125 days, 04:21:42 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/02/21 00:46:57] simple [586/904] has challenged zbe [664/993] in combat and lost! 31 days, 02:23:52 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/21 06:20:48] TimWolla, dwfreed, and simple [2157/2846] have team battled Bahhumbug, caeli, and pants [772/3042] and won! 0 days, 06:47:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 07:48:31] IdleMaster [505/920] has challenged simple [539/904] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:57:35 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/02/21 14:43:19] simple [321/904] has come upon Hirion [319/629] and taken them in combat! 44 days, 08:39:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/03/21 09:54:19] simple [254/904] has challenged Hirion [485/629] in combat and lost! 20 days, 17:24:22 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/21 16:55:55] simple [826/904] has challenged dwfreed [575/982] in combat and won! 85 days, 10:58:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/03/21 17:56:08] simple [244/904] has challenged JeDa [595/714] in combat and lost! 20 days, 18:58:44 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/21 23:57:30] simple [66/904] has challenged caeli [498/516] in combat and lost! 17 days, 14:36:06 is added to simple's clock.
[11/04/21 06:59:04] simple [529/904] has challenged IdleMaster [305/920] in combat and won! 67 days, 05:11:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/04/21 19:01:35] Hirion [97/629] has challenged simple [744/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:26:25 is added to Hirion's clock.
[11/05/21 03:03:26] simple [160/904] has challenged zbe [20/993] in combat and won! 36 days, 03:30:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/21 09:04:46] simple [475/904] has challenged Tor [692/727] in combat and lost! 21 days, 08:58:26 is added to simple's clock.
[11/05/21 11:05:12] simple [166/904] has challenged TimWolla [620/973] in combat and lost! 24 days, 03:23:59 is added to simple's clock.
[11/05/21 12:05:27] simple [231/904] has challenged Asara [107/1133] in combat and won! 58 days, 17:53:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/06/21 00:08:06] simple [4/904] has challenged misha [383/844] in combat and lost! 18 days, 01:36:22 is added to simple's clock.
[11/06/21 02:37:40] bloodElke [188/299] has challenged simple [25/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:03 is removed from bloodElke's clock.
[11/06/21 18:12:10] freeboson [406/766] has challenged simple [48/904] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:39:35 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/07/21 22:18:28] caeli [239/519] has challenged simple [453/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:46 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/08/21 16:22:30] simple [8/904] has challenged TauPan [198/533] in combat and lost! 19 days, 21:55:48 is added to simple's clock.
[11/09/21 00:24:21] drahthaar [536/774] has challenged simple [379/904] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:48:14 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[11/09/21 02:24:49] Hirion [297/629] has challenged simple [628/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:02:32 is added to Hirion's clock.
[11/09/21 06:25:44] simple [308/904] has challenged Lnk [1122/1279] in combat and lost! 27 days, 18:59:38 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/21 22:34:38] simple [817/904] has challenged KindOne [264/964] in combat and won! 29 days, 14:17:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/11/21 08:00:12] HeavyPodda, Hirion, and KindOne [1078/3049] have team battled cirdan, freeboson, and simple [1106/2584] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/21 18:39:06] misha [9/852] has challenged simple [245/904] in combat and lost! 14 days, 20:27:24 is added to misha's clock.
[11/12/21 01:40:38] simple [137/904] has challenged TimWolla [299/852] in combat and lost! 23 days, 11:41:28 is added to simple's clock.
[11/13/21 00:45:47] simple [726/904] has challenged TauPan [396/533] in combat and won! 46 days, 09:21:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/13/21 21:50:31] dwfreed [906/982] has challenged simple [239/904] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:09:14 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/13/21 21:50:31] dwfreed has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 21 days, 06:25:08 is added to simple's clock.
[11/14/21 01:51:26] simple [330/904] has challenged JeDa [256/746] in combat and won! 29 days, 13:13:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/14/21 14:54:21] kenyon [81/823] has challenged simple [105/904] in combat and lost! 33 days, 19:10:09 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/14/21 17:55:01] Bahhumbug [850/1035] has challenged simple [364/904] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:34:07 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[11/15/21 05:57:39] pants [150/1516] has challenged simple [111/904] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:53:57 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/15/21 07:58:07] simple [464/904] has challenged KindOne [818/964] in combat and lost! 12 days, 07:28:07 is added to simple's clock.
[11/15/21 09:01:21] cirdan, simple, TimWolla, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/15/21 11:01:09] Asara, drahthaar, and Lnk [1316/3019] have team battled simple, HeavyPodda, and KindOne [1188/3324] and won! 1 day, 02:11:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 15:59:55] simple [628/904] has challenged TimWolla [595/852] in combat and won! 28 days, 14:17:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/16/21 02:02:08] simple [319/904] has challenged Bahhumbug [120/1035] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:37:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/16/21 05:02:46] simple [606/904] has challenged Hirion [446/629] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:29:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/17/21 00:07:02] KindOne [370/1090] has challenged simple [638/904] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:01:11 is added to KindOne's clock.
[11/17/21 02:07:28] simple [137/904] has challenged kenyon [25/823] in combat and won! 19 days, 04:36:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/17/21 02:45:43] vegadark, Bahhumbug, and elf [1535/2983] have team battled Asara, pants, and simple [2077/3553] and lost! 2 days, 11:41:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/21 16:10:35] simple [346/904] has challenged tomato [421/490] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:57:22 is added to simple's clock.
[11/17/21 16:34:07] simple, Zaratustra, and Tor [1739/2780] have team battled jayvee, pants, and caeli [2537/3047] and lost! 3 days, 13:29:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/21 21:11:43] simple [364/904] has challenged Lnk [947/1279] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:48:48 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/21 02:15:47] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:30 towards level 113.
[11/18/21 17:16:17] freeboson [537/735] has challenged simple [821/904] in combat and lost! 18 days, 08:54:26 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/19/21 10:17:01] dwfreed, JeDa, simple, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/21 11:24:56] simple [243/904] has come upon TauPan [83/533] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:58:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/19/21 16:21:22] caeli [289/519] has challenged simple [775/904] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:36:17 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/19/21 19:27:36] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:54:14 towards level 113.
[11/20/21 00:35:25] pants [824/1516] has challenged simple [399/904] in combat and won! 33 days, 22:20:33 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/20/21 15:29:28] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 04:29:29] pants [468/1516] has challenged simple [284/894] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:29:55 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/21/21 09:30:39] simple [864/894] has challenged freeboson [194/735] in combat and won! 115 days, 15:25:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/21/21 12:31:19] caeli [187/519] has challenged simple [233/894] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:09:59 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/21/21 21:13:20] freeboson, simple, IdleMaster, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/21 06:12:23] Zaratustra [700/1137] has come upon simple [500/894] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:53:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/22/21 13:05:29] vegadark [384/803] has come upon simple [190/894] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:12:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/22/21 15:22:08] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 06:52:45 from level 113.
[11/23/21 11:05:51] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 00:05:29 towards level 113.
[11/24/21 21:51:16] TimWolla [443/852] has challenged simple [220/894] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:33:50 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/26/21 03:53:46] Hirion, dwfreed, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/21 03:56:25] simple [383/894] has come upon Lnk [352/1273] and taken them in combat! 47 days, 21:20:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/27/21 11:56:10] JackyB, drahthaar, simple, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/21 12:39:07] elf, simple, and Zaratustra [1180/3180] have team battled neurospex, Tor, and tomato [1834/2131] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 14:32:41] simple [787/894] has come upon drahthaar [153/607] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 15:22:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/27/21 14:32:41] simple [320/894] has come upon drahthaar [205/607] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:56:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/27/21 15:05:33] freeboson [571/735] has challenged simple [766/894] in combat and lost! 17 days, 04:50:31 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/27/21 19:06:24] zbe [15/996] has challenged simple [454/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:38:56 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/28/21 00:07:28] jayvee [161/1012] has challenged simple [757/894] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:22:24 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/28/21 07:39:00] dwfreed, TimWolla, and Asara [130/2900] have team battled drahthaar, freeboson, and simple [622/2236] and lost! 5 days, 07:30:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/21 11:09:53] simple [375/894] has challenged Zaratustra [173/939] in combat and won! 20 days, 08:48:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/28/21 16:21:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 3 days, 15:37:14 toward level 113.
[11/29/21 02:13:07] simple [763/894] has challenged jayvee [690/1012] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:13:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/21 05:22:18] TimWolla [796/852] has come upon simple [607/894] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:51:30 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/29/21 09:14:36] TauPan [331/540] has challenged simple [469/894] in combat and lost! 168 days, 05:59:51 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/29/21 10:14:49] zbe [854/996] has challenged simple [212/894] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:12:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/29/21 13:59:35] pants, HeavyPodda, and misha [1590/3887] have team battled simple, neurospex, and dwfreed [2669/2928] and lost! 2 days, 22:03:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 05:18:57] simple [219/894] has challenged kenyon [92/823] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:58:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/30/21 08:19:36] drahthaar [10/607] has challenged simple [74/894] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:40:37 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[11/30/21 09:19:49] HeavyPodda [164/1456] has challenged simple [649/894] in combat and lost! 183 days, 06:43:52 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/01/21 04:06:33] elf, simple, HeavyPodda, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/21 13:12:59] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:23 towards level 113.
[12/01/21 19:26:46] zbe [169/996] has challenged simple [727/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:48 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/01/21 22:27:22] simple [861/894] has challenged pants [76/1516] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:46:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/02/21 03:02:05] drahthaar, zbe, and IdleMaster [407/2523] have team battled Lnk, Zaratustra, and simple [2234/3106] and lost! 0 days, 11:57:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 06:28:53] simple [721/894] has challenged freeboson [386/735] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:49:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/02/21 08:55:01] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:28 towards level 113.
[12/02/21 11:17:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 12:13:38 toward level 113.
[12/02/21 22:31:56] tomato [146/503] has challenged simple [557/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:20 is added to tomato's clock.
[12/03/21 14:56:45] neurospex, freeboson, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/03/21 21:45:45] simple [548/894] has come upon JeDa [59/957] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:36:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/04/21 02:31:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 02:55:18 toward level 113.
[12/04/21 03:39:26] misha, Bahhumbug, and dwfreed [1132/2937] have team battled simple, vegadark, and Hirion [1117/2363] and won! 2 days, 19:20:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/21 04:37:33] simple [160/894] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [759/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:42 is added to simple's clock.
[12/04/21 18:40:05] neurospex [308/1043] has challenged simple [240/894] in combat and won! 21 days, 08:12:17 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/04/21 20:31:21] simple [850/894] has challenged elf [168/1142] in combat and won! 32 days, 07:06:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/05/21 16:44:06] simple [579/894] has challenged IdleMaster [818/920] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:45:22 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/21 04:51:19] simple, zbe, Asara, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/21 15:48:48] simple [70/894] has challenged zbe [419/996] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:33:37 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/21 18:49:27] misha [59/900] has challenged simple [9/894] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:06 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/06/21 18:49:27] misha has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 14 days, 17:33:42 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/21 23:50:31] JackyB [284/406] has challenged simple [823/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:36 is added to JackyB's clock.
[12/07/21 01:50:56] simple [581/894] has challenged Bahhumbug [22/1023] in combat and won! 15 days, 11:11:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/07/21 16:31:47] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:46:35 towards level 114.
[12/08/21 00:50:55] TauPan, JackyB, and tomato [286/1470] have team battled TimWolla, simple, and HeavyPodda [909/3202] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/21 10:57:47] simple [460/894] has challenged freeboson [329/731] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:03:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/08/21 12:40:42] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:26:19 from level 114.
[12/08/21 22:49:33] Lnk, simple, zbe, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/21 01:00:46] simple [61/894] has challenged tomato [77/513] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:01:31 is added to simple's clock.
[12/09/21 02:51:16] caeli [250/519] has come upon simple [815/894] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:19:06 is added to caeli's clock.
[12/09/21 07:02:03] dwfreed [659/996] has challenged simple [79/894] in combat and won! 59 days, 19:20:05 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/10/21 22:28:37] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/12/21 01:56:16] simple [698/885] has come upon Zaratustra [516/937] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:12:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/21 06:17:07] JackyB [268/406] has challenged simple [576/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:18 is added to JackyB's clock.
[12/12/21 12:18:21] simple [29/885] has challenged Tor [588/727] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:57:56 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/21 13:18:32] simple [53/885] has challenged Tor [425/727] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:03:39 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/21 17:19:21] kenyon [573/823] has challenged simple [320/885] in combat and won! 30 days, 08:50:23 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/13/21 02:21:11] TauPan [117/551] has challenged simple [67/885] in combat and won! 270 days, 00:41:08 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[12/13/21 02:21:11] TauPan has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:24:09 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/21 10:22:43] simple [332/890] has challenged freeboson [671/711] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:44:13 is added to simple's clock.
[12/16/21 03:52:30] drahthaar, HeavyPodda, and tomato [824/2576] have team battled IdleMaster, simple, and vegadark [449/2642] and won! 0 days, 02:23:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/21 12:40:15] simple [98/890] has challenged KindOne [107/1106] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:08:59 is added to simple's clock.
[12/16/21 20:41:59] simple [446/890] has challenged drahthaar [141/607] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:34:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/17/21 05:43:49] Lnk [140/1263] has challenged simple [56/890] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:58:07 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/17/21 14:45:40] Hirion [366/747] has challenged simple [657/890] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:01:32 is added to Hirion's clock.
[12/17/21 18:46:33] simple [258/890] has challenged tomato [399/519] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:17:01 is added to simple's clock.
[12/18/21 08:49:38] HeavyPodda [62/1456] has challenged simple [636/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:28:48 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/18/21 09:49:51] TauPan [241/554] has challenged simple [37/890] in combat and won! 312 days, 00:43:43 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[12/18/21 18:51:48] HeavyPodda [1014/1456] has challenged simple [571/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:53:04 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/19/21 04:32:06] caeli, jayvee, and simple [316/2414] have team battled Lnk, kenyon, and Bahhumbug [2588/3109] and lost! 0 days, 10:59:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/21 07:54:23] pants [1418/1520] has challenged simple [140/890] in combat and won! 191 days, 12:02:26 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/19/21 07:54:23] pants has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 7 days, 01:53:54 is added to simple's clock.
[12/19/21 15:02:10] freeboson, TimWolla, and Asara [1752/2626] have team battled JackyB, misha, and simple [882/2238] and won! 1 day, 09:48:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/21 03:58:22] Tor [124/722] has challenged simple [299/890] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:25:01 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/20/21 10:59:47] simple [835/890] has challenged tomato [108/519] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:04:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/21 12:00:01] simple [800/890] has challenged Asara [84/1063] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:13:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/21 14:00:27] Hirion [355/747] has challenged simple [597/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:57:07 is added to Hirion's clock.
[12/20/21 18:01:18] drahthaar [351/727] has challenged simple [137/890] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:31:19 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[12/20/21 19:01:31] drahthaar [706/727] has challenged simple [710/890] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:50:34 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[12/21/21 19:06:25] simple [660/890] has challenged jayvee [979/1005] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:41:21 is added to simple's clock.
[12/21/21 23:46:19] Tor [82/722] has come upon simple [512/890] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:32:49 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/22/21 03:08:07] zbe [858/996] has challenged simple [57/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:06:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/22/21 03:08:07] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 198 amulet! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 126 amulet to simple.
[12/22/21 10:39:22] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:48 towards level 114.
[12/22/21 12:35:28] simple [806/818] has come upon IdleMaster [336/931] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:49:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/21 20:11:47] TimWolla [581/852] has challenged simple [37/818] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:59:04 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/23/21 14:15:18] simple [540/818] has challenged vegadark [379/832] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:37:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/23/21 23:02:27] simple, Bahhumbug, and KindOne [2475/2947] have team battled dwfreed, misha, and JackyB [1466/2344] and won! 1 day, 08:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 02:41:18] simple [498/818] has come upon TauPan [302/572] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:44:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/24/21 03:16:55] simple [609/818] has come upon pants [1125/1520] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:51 is added to simple's clock.
[12/24/21 06:18:22] simple [381/818] has challenged drahthaar [32/727] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/24/21 16:20:11] HeavyPodda [946/1456] has challenged simple [366/818] in combat and won! 24 days, 02:30:46 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/25/21 07:01:21] JackyB [382/472] has challenged simple [168/818] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:57:58 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[12/25/21 12:23:49] simple [604/818] has challenged freeboson [523/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:40:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/25/21 23:19:09] simple [258/818] has come upon pants [1260/1520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:52:19 is added to simple's clock.
[12/26/21 16:28:57] IdleMaster [444/931] has challenged simple [308/818] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:37:42 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/26/21 18:29:18] simple [791/818] has challenged freeboson [472/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/26/21 23:30:12] zbe [375/1075] has challenged simple [428/818] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:38:56 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/27/21 16:33:17] simple [472/818] has challenged misha [744/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:20 is added to simple's clock.
[12/27/21 22:53:18] Asara, simple, and jayvee [17/2888] have team battled freeboson, vegadark, and KindOne [796/2649] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/21 00:34:46] simple [12/818] has challenged drahthaar [243/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:20 is added to simple's clock.
[12/28/21 14:37:38] zbe [15/1075] has challenged simple [192/818] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:38:16 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/29/21 01:40:01] Hirion [204/757] has challenged simple [101/818] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:05:50 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[12/30/21 16:48:20] simple [295/818] has challenged caeli [496/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:16 is added to simple's clock.
[12/30/21 22:31:25] Lnk, simple, KindOne, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/21 23:40:51] simple [598/818] has challenged kenyon [197/841] in combat and won! 31 days, 13:18:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/31/21 06:51:18] simple [425/818] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1443/2399] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:59:18 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/21 12:25:06] simple [309/818] has come upon TauPan [119/572] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 16:40:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/01/22 07:58:25] TauPan [115/572] has challenged simple [307/818] in combat and lost! 34 days, 01:41:43 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/02/22 02:02:00] jayvee [1000/1001] has challenged simple [630/818] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:20:52 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/02/22 03:02:12] simple [687/818] has challenged jayvee [853/1001] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:42:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/22 08:03:14] TimWolla [431/883] has challenged simple [670/818] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:03:57 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[01/03/22 23:08:42] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:40:09 towards level 115.
[01/04/22 00:53:39] Asara [700/1065] has come upon simple [95/825] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:09:03 is removed from Asara's clock.
[01/04/22 02:00:12] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:42:34 from level 115.
[01/04/22 06:14:15] TimWolla [869/883] has challenged simple [58/825] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:58:44 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[01/04/22 15:15:47] Zaratustra [468/937] has challenged simple [223/825] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:30:35 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/05/22 05:18:12] dwfreed [449/996] has challenged simple [128/825] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:05:06 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/05/22 11:19:11] IdleMaster [186/931] has challenged simple [326/825] in combat and lost! 36 days, 21:46:17 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/05/22 14:19:43] simple [543/825] has challenged Asara [57/1065] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:43:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/05/22 18:20:28] simple [65/825] has challenged tomato [345/556] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:40:16 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/22 22:21:11] simple [418/825] has challenged Lnk [1200/1301] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:38:43 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/22 23:21:21] TauPan [350/672] has challenged simple [642/825] in combat and lost! 43 days, 05:30:29 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/06/22 02:21:54] simple [53/825] has challenged cirdan [173/983] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:04:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/22 10:23:17] simple [654/825] has challenged zbe [225/1080] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:27:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/06/22 14:23:56] simple [709/825] has challenged Bahhumbug [978/997] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:55:22 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/22 20:26:38] Bahhumbug, freeboson, simple, and Zaratustra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/22 21:25:09] kenyon [98/841] has challenged simple [387/825] in combat and lost! 108 days, 12:59:35 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/07/22 00:25:40] simple [698/825] has challenged misha [57/902] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:13:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/07/22 00:25:40] simple has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 10 days, 22:45:08 is added to misha's clock.
[01/08/22 17:28:03] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:01 towards level 115.
[01/08/22 22:33:22] caeli [406/519] has challenged simple [241/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:18:13 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/09/22 00:10:12] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:36 towards level 115.
[01/09/22 02:34:03] simple [223/825] has challenged Bahhumbug [470/1006] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:52:15 is added to simple's clock.
[01/09/22 05:07:08] Zaratustra, zbe, and simple [523/2814] have team battled misha, kenyon, and IdleMaster [368/2679] and won! 0 days, 03:18:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/22 07:34:53] simple [453/825] has challenged IdleMaster [38/936] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:17:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/22 17:36:36] simple [382/825] has challenged TimWolla [295/883] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:37:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/22 20:55:23] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:38 towards level 115.
[01/09/22 22:37:25] Hirion [192/676] has challenged simple [584/825] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:29:43 is added to Hirion's clock.
[01/10/22 06:34:33] caeli [81/519] has come upon simple [658/825] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:06:53 is added to caeli's clock.
[01/10/22 11:47:57] vegadark [283/853] has come upon simple [791/825] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:19:15 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/10/22 21:41:22] KindOne [461/1106] has challenged simple [283/825] in combat and won! 20 days, 09:16:18 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/11/22 01:42:03] simple [353/825] has challenged TauPan [319/672] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:52:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/22 09:43:26] simple [462/825] has challenged KindOne [31/1106] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/22 14:35:31] dwfreed [555/1005] has challenged simple [112/825] in combat and won! 28 days, 21:22:57 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/11/22 14:44:18] TauPan [259/672] has challenged simple [620/825] in combat and lost! 79 days, 18:18:14 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/12/22 02:46:24] dwfreed [724/1005] has challenged simple [171/825] in combat and won! 20 days, 15:49:30 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/12/22 05:46:57] neurospex [8/1050] has challenged simple [162/825] in combat and lost! 319 days, 08:54:21 is added to neurospex's clock.
[01/12/22 05:54:01] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:15 towards level 115.
[01/13/22 01:50:30] simple [446/825] has challenged pants [411/1530] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/22 03:50:52] Hirion [596/676] has challenged simple [19/825] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:10:17 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[01/13/22 06:51:24] vegadark [487/853] has challenged simple [733/825] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:59:19 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/13/22 16:53:07] simple [333/825] has challenged zbe [979/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:52 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/22 18:23:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 22:28:00 from level 115.
[01/13/22 20:53:48] JackyB [24/621] has challenged simple [202/825] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:23:16 is added to JackyB's clock.
[01/14/22 04:55:11] simple [597/825] has challenged tomato [269/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/14/22 13:56:44] simple [618/825] has challenged Tor [348/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/14/22 20:57:56] elf [764/1137] has challenged simple [781/825] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:00:38 is added to elf's clock.
[01/15/22 20:49:07] zbe, kenyon, and pants [2375/3484] have team battled Zaratustra, simple, and TimWolla [1588/2503] and won! 5 days, 15:29:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 07:03:37] TimWolla [110/883] has challenged simple [99/825] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:22:54 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[01/16/22 09:09:04] cirdan, Lnk, simple, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/22 13:27:38] simple [565/825] has challenged HeavyPodda [725/1463] in combat and lost! 16 days, 23:44:19 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/22 16:05:06] IdleMaster [449/944] has challenged simple [642/825] in combat and lost! 46 days, 19:26:05 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/17/22 00:06:27] vegadark [784/853] has challenged simple [646/825] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:26:01 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/17/22 05:07:19] simple [698/825] has challenged TimWolla [220/883] in combat and won! 29 days, 09:42:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/17/22 07:07:40] simple [552/825] has challenged pants [434/1530] in combat and won! 29 days, 18:28:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/17/22 22:10:15] simple [710/825] has challenged zbe [164/1052] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:38:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/18/22 13:08:36] dwfreed [319/1005] has come upon simple [608/825] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:18:03 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/18/22 13:08:39] dwfreed [856/1005] has come upon simple [541/825] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:12:02 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/18/22 13:12:52] TauPan [11/672] has challenged simple [761/825] in combat and lost! 75 days, 00:20:12 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/18/22 18:13:43] simple [514/825] has challenged Asara [673/1072] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:12:08 is added to simple's clock.
[01/19/22 08:16:03] Zaratustra [377/795] has challenged simple [343/825] in combat and won! 414 days, 19:57:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/19/22 16:17:22] elf [304/1137] has challenged simple [69/825] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:31:08 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/19/22 17:17:32] simple [493/825] has challenged Asara [50/1072] in combat and won! 192 days, 12:10:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/20/22 02:19:03] simple [755/825] has challenged pants [522/1530] in combat and won! 150 days, 16:46:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/20/22 08:20:05] simple [554/825] has challenged zbe [749/1052] in combat and lost! 35 days, 04:45:39 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/22 10:20:26] drahthaar [255/729] has challenged simple [552/825] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:37:19 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[01/20/22 12:20:46] simple [409/825] has challenged TauPan [31/672] in combat and won! 78 days, 02:29:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/21/22 17:25:52] caeli [142/522] has challenged simple [530/825] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:09:51 is added to caeli's clock.
[01/21/22 19:26:15] IdleMaster [226/944] has challenged simple [210/825] in combat and won! 129 days, 20:01:56 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[01/22/22 11:37:35] simple [259/825] has come upon Lnk [163/1301] and taken them in combat! 76 days, 23:36:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/22/22 14:29:36] simple [624/825] has challenged Asara [313/1072] in combat and won! 57 days, 08:57:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/24/22 03:35:52] pants [1254/1530] has challenged simple [514/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:16:28 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/24/22 08:10:56] simple [332/825] has come upon dwfreed [955/1035] and been defeated in combat! 22 days, 04:43:08 is added to simple's clock.
[01/24/22 09:36:53] simple [553/825] has challenged dwfreed [1013/1035] in combat and lost! 25 days, 17:43:29 is added to simple's clock.
[01/24/22 10:37:03] Tor [429/588] has challenged simple [717/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:18:17 is added to Tor's clock.
[01/24/22 16:38:04] pants [1181/1530] has challenged simple [474/825] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:44:50 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/25/22 00:39:30] Lnk [1113/1301] has challenged simple [644/825] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:01:29 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/25/22 10:41:13] simple [304/825] has challenged Hirion [168/686] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:28:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/25/22 16:42:19] Bahhumbug [464/1030] has challenged simple [490/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:51:45 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[01/26/22 07:45:13] elf [1/1108] has challenged simple [272/825] in combat and lost! 22 days, 12:36:04 is added to elf's clock.
[01/27/22 11:54:13] simple [553/825] has come upon freeboson [720/848] and been defeated in combat! 23 days, 15:07:57 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/22 02:05:14] drahthaar, simple, Asara, and tomato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/22 03:21:46] dwfreed, Asara, and kenyon [1664/3009] have team battled simple, elf, and TimWolla [234/2808] and won! 10 days, 00:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/22 15:55:33] Bahhumbug [701/1030] has challenged simple [259/825] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:55:27 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[01/31/22 11:42:32] zbe, neurospex, and Asara [2684/3177] have team battled cirdan, simple, and caeli [307/2330] and won! 1 day, 15:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 20:04:28] drahthaar [39/745] has challenged simple [657/825] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:12 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[02/01/22 23:09:11] simple [237/825] has challenged caeli [256/522] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:40:23 is added to simple's clock.
[02/02/22 23:04:09] simple [723/825] has come upon elf [285/975] and taken them in combat! 47 days, 05:08:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/22 01:18:00] drahthaar [157/765] has challenged simple [555/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:30:05 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[02/04/22 04:18:31] pants [48/1530] has challenged simple [143/825] in combat and lost! 498 days, 08:32:14 is added to pants's clock.
[02/05/22 05:22:38] TimWolla [485/841] has challenged simple [7/825] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:23:04 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[02/05/22 07:22:58] simple [111/825] has challenged Asara [1035/1065] in combat and lost! 15 days, 16:15:41 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/22 10:23:27] JackyB [15/640] has challenged simple [644/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:16:23 is added to JackyB's clock.
[02/05/22 11:18:12] caeli [168/522] has challenged simple [683/825] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:03:36 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/05/22 12:23:46] Hirion [311/682] has challenged simple [72/825] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:02:01 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[02/05/22 21:53:40] misha, Hirion, and simple [1623/2513] have team battled Asara, Zaratustra, and Bahhumbug [2403/2890] and lost! 1 day, 03:49:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/22 04:51:09] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 09:25:28 towards level 116.
[02/06/22 05:34:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 58 days, 10:15:32 toward level 116.
[02/06/22 05:41:03] neurospex, simple, Asara, and Tor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/22 13:27:51] simple [682/825] has challenged Asara [760/1065] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:58 is added to simple's clock.
[02/06/22 17:28:31] pants [342/1530] has challenged simple [299/825] in combat and won! 622 days, 16:47:53 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/07/22 01:29:49] simple [544/825] has challenged kenyon [571/933] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:51:30 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/22 19:08:42] IdleMaster [462/952] has come upon simple [700/825] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 07:52:12 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/07/22 20:33:08] simple [98/825] has challenged TimWolla [349/841] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:36:57 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/22 01:25:58] Hirion, Bahhumbug, simple, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/22 11:49:58] simple [449/825] has come upon neurospex [411/849] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:25:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/08/22 19:37:12] simple [473/825] has challenged TimWolla [759/841] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:52:03 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/22 05:38:57] simple [153/825] has challenged Kurenai [573/671] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:31:57 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/22 10:39:52] simple [232/825] has challenged Lnk [699/1158] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:00:10 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/22 11:40:02] simple [321/825] has challenged zbe [261/1060] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:39:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/10/22 22:47:36] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/12/22 03:11:30] simple [462/818] has come upon Lnk [509/1158] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:35:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/22 05:51:25] simple [234/818] has challenged TimWolla [97/810] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:56:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/22 15:22:28] IdleMaster, zbe, and simple [1676/2830] have team battled Kurenai, dwfreed, and jayvee [311/2706] and won! 0 days, 19:42:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/22 16:53:14] Lnk [522/1158] has challenged simple [265/818] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:50:18 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/12/22 16:53:14] Lnk has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:29:45 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/22 20:53:56] simple [548/818] has challenged tomato [639/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:21:14 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/22 04:55:18] simple [413/818] has challenged misha [867/1011] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:10:18 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/22 16:57:21] simple [137/818] has challenged misha [39/1011] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:31:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/22 16:57:21] simple has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 10 days, 22:40:13 is added to misha's clock.
[02/13/22 19:37:23] Lnk, kenyon, and zbe [2231/3151] have team battled IdleMaster, JackyB, and simple [846/2417] and won! 0 days, 12:24:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 05:59:32] simple [433/818] has challenged tomato [167/793] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:30:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/14/22 10:30:04] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:40 towards level 116.
[02/14/22 11:00:21] pants [184/1530] has challenged simple [337/818] in combat and lost! 17 days, 02:15:32 is added to pants's clock.
[02/14/22 12:00:31] TauPan [503/672] has challenged simple [86/818] in combat and won! 141 days, 03:55:18 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/14/22 20:01:54] simple [469/818] has challenged freeboson [311/854] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:12:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/15/22 00:47:11] simple [14/818] has come upon JackyB [336/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:02:17 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/22 15:14:41] dwfreed, freeboson, pants, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/16/22 04:26:20] misha [850/1011] has come upon simple [29/818] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:14:43 is removed from misha's clock.
[02/16/22 04:44:45] simple, dwfreed, and Hirion [777/2565] have team battled kenyon, misha, and Kurenai [2446/2610] and lost! 0 days, 11:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/22 05:07:37] pants [835/1538] has challenged simple [568/818] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:51:10 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/16/22 08:08:06] simple [205/818] has challenged dwfreed [964/1042] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:29 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/22 04:11:36] pants [1102/1538] has challenged simple [749/818] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:09:19 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/18/22 04:09:06] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:17 towards level 116.
[02/19/22 03:44:09] dwfreed, elf, simple, and zbe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/22 02:23:55] simple [58/818] has challenged Bahhumbug [333/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:42:25 is added to simple's clock.
[02/20/22 08:25:00] simple [83/818] has challenged KindOne [364/1146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:51 is added to simple's clock.
[02/20/22 12:25:41] simple [596/818] has challenged JackyB [9/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/25/22 19:47:18] Hirion [540/733] has challenged simple [674/818] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:24:36 is added to Hirion's clock.
[02/26/22 01:48:20] Bahhumbug [572/1034] has challenged simple [304/818] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:59:01 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[02/26/22 01:48:20] Bahhumbug has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:34:39 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/22 01:50:32] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/22 05:01:08] KindOne [697/1146] has come upon simple [502/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:50 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/26/22 11:45:35] neurospex [173/844] has challenged simple [91/809] in combat and won! 32 days, 12:44:33 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/26/22 12:50:16] elf [39/1101] has challenged simple [107/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:01:23 is added to elf's clock.
[02/26/22 21:46:57] freeboson, simple, and vegadark [760/2438] have team battled misha, HeavyPodda, and neurospex [2227/3293] and lost! 0 days, 08:34:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/22 21:51:49] tomato [271/788] has challenged simple [451/809] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:05:41 is added to tomato's clock.
[02/27/22 01:52:37] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:45:40 from level 116.
[02/27/22 04:53:03] simple [182/809] has challenged TauPan [438/672] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:53:54 is added to simple's clock.
[02/27/22 12:18:49] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:18:24 from level 116.
[02/27/22 21:15:12] KindOne [132/1146] has challenged simple [350/809] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:03:31 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/28/22 00:56:21] simple [187/809] has challenged dwfreed [454/1042] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:13:18 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/22 01:56:31] HeavyPodda [1403/1447] has challenged simple [643/809] in combat and won! 279 days, 06:29:05 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/28/22 01:56:31] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 73 set of leggings! HeavyPodda picks it up, tossing their old level 70 set of leggings to simple.
[02/28/22 14:56:59] Hirion, simple, kenyon, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/22 17:59:12] simple [344/806] has challenged misha [575/1002] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:18:28 is added to simple's clock.
[03/01/22 00:00:14] simple [422/806] has challenged vegadark [285/775] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:31:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/01/22 08:49:55] simple [97/806] has come upon pants [404/1538] and been defeated in combat! 118 days, 09:10:11 is added to simple's clock.
[03/01/22 15:02:56] Hirion [94/743] has challenged simple [55/806] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:36:40 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[03/02/22 02:07:10] simple [359/806] has challenged TimWolla [350/810] in combat and won! 325 days, 08:39:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/02/22 08:44:11] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 103 days, 00:04:53 towards level 116.
[03/03/22 11:13:33] misha [289/1137] has challenged simple [657/806] in combat and lost! 22 days, 01:03:42 is added to misha's clock.
[03/03/22 17:14:45] IdleMaster [597/1025] has challenged simple [361/806] in combat and won! 54 days, 16:07:35 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/03/22 19:15:10] kenyon [559/973] has challenged simple [340/813] in combat and won! 270 days, 03:13:36 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/04/22 02:16:32] drahthaar [74/774] has challenged simple [603/813] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:04:54 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/04/22 05:27:37] neurospex, simple, kenyon, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/22 06:44:58] zbe [657/1316] has come upon simple [527/813] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:51:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/04/22 13:50:15] vegadark, jayvee, and simple [1839/2416] have team battled zbe, HeavyPodda, and dwfreed [2029/3808] and lost! 1 day, 08:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 14:18:57] elf [559/845] has challenged simple [199/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:03:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/04/22 17:19:33] simple [84/813] has challenged KindOne [385/934] in combat and lost! 62 days, 12:39:07 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/22 18:19:46] caeli [488/522] has challenged simple [657/813] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:23:33 is added to caeli's clock.
[03/05/22 01:21:12] simple [770/813] has challenged Hirion [444/743] in combat and won! 204 days, 16:25:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/22 02:21:25] simple [508/813] has challenged dwfreed [744/1042] in combat and lost! 185 days, 13:46:32 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/22 10:23:02] simple [244/813] has challenged tomato [702/1148] in combat and lost! 107 days, 14:32:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/22 12:46:49] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 101 days, 16:20:23 towards level 116.
[03/05/22 14:23:52] simple [284/813] has challenged KindOne [863/934] in combat and lost! 121 days, 13:48:12 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/22 16:24:16] simple [459/813] has challenged elf [350/845] in combat and won! 471 days, 03:28:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/22 05:02:21] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 50 days, 09:15:27 towards level 116.
[03/07/22 08:12:04] zbe [245/1316] has challenged simple [200/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/07/22 16:13:42] caeli [444/522] has challenged simple [303/813] in combat and won! 17 days, 09:07:35 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/07/22 22:14:54] dwfreed [20/1042] has challenged simple [717/813] in combat and lost! 109 days, 21:26:24 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/08/22 02:52:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 162 days, 14:11:22 toward level 116.
[03/08/22 04:16:04] dwfreed [401/1042] has challenged simple [573/813] in combat and lost! 127 days, 10:28:03 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/08/22 14:51:52] simple [2/813] has come upon Bahhumbug [182/1034] and been defeated in combat! 87 days, 06:23:13 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/22 17:03:09] jayvee, drahthaar, simple, and Zaratustra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/22 01:05:04] simple [559/813] has come upon Zaratustra [171/1026] and taken them in combat! 191 days, 09:53:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/22 01:20:16] zbe [909/1316] has challenged simple [219/813] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:44:05 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/09/22 17:23:32] freeboson [491/854] has challenged simple [199/813] in combat and won! 19 days, 10:30:41 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/09/22 22:24:32] simple [500/813] has challenged TimWolla [185/810] in combat and won! 112 days, 06:11:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/22 05:16:30] KindOne [620/934] has come upon simple [605/813] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:15:38 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/15/22 20:53:06] TauPan [450/675] has challenged simple [123/813] in combat and won! 173 days, 15:41:45 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[03/16/22 15:58:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 227 days, 10:38:34 toward level 116.
[03/16/22 18:57:27] tomato [1044/1148] has challenged simple [546/813] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:23:52 is removed from tomato's clock.
[03/16/22 18:57:27] tomato has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 14 days, 16:19:00 is added to simple's clock.
[03/21/22 00:16:39] zbe [1029/1334] has challenged simple [435/813] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:47:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/21/22 20:23:36] TimWolla [516/820] has come upon simple [218/813] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:24:38 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/21/22 23:21:05] dwfreed [846/1052] has challenged simple [659/813] in combat and won! 48 days, 23:34:12 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/22/22 02:21:41] simple [290/813] has challenged zbe [962/1334] in combat and lost! 19 days, 04:52:59 is added to simple's clock.
[03/22/22 06:50:16] misha, Lnk, and freeboson [421/3195] have team battled IdleMaster, simple, and Kurenai [532/2448] and lost! 2 days, 15:20:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 07:22:37] simple [397/813] has challenged IdleMaster [59/1037] in combat and won! 46 days, 13:06:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/22 16:24:17] HeavyPodda [887/1450] has challenged simple [735/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:08 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/23/22 02:26:05] HeavyPodda [462/1454] has challenged simple [142/813] in combat and won! 26 days, 04:38:27 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/23/22 03:26:16] simple [583/813] has challenged caeli [1/522] in combat and won! 18 days, 10:18:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/22 23:29:43] simple [677/813] has challenged Bahhumbug [905/1048] in combat and lost! 13 days, 11:38:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/22 09:31:24] simple [597/813] has challenged misha [1123/1137] in combat and lost! 16 days, 07:22:57 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/22 19:38:17] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 23:01:42 towards level 116.
[03/24/22 22:27:21] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 04:23:06 from level 116.
[03/25/22 01:54:16] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:45:34 towards level 116.
[03/26/22 04:04:50] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:29:42 towards level 116.
[03/26/22 18:41:13] simple [280/813] has challenged dwfreed [257/1052] in combat and won! 31 days, 06:23:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/27/22 08:34:17] simple [572/813] has come upon TauPan [597/740] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:52:55 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/22 08:42:28] simple [52/813] has come upon TauPan [368/740] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:27:05 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/22 10:43:57] Zaratustra [606/1016] has challenged simple [80/813] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:03:06 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/27/22 14:44:41] TimWolla [129/841] has challenged simple [67/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:05:03 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/28/22 10:48:10] simple [304/813] has challenged vegadark [663/792] in combat and lost! 17 days, 00:14:52 is added to simple's clock.
[03/28/22 13:48:44] simple [296/813] has challenged zbe [858/1355] in combat and lost! 14 days, 18:48:52 is added to simple's clock.
[03/28/22 18:49:41] freeboson [576/872] has challenged simple [449/813] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:52:31 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/28/22 19:07:26] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 18:37:44 from level 116.
[03/29/22 19:26:16] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 13:23:11 towards level 116.
[03/29/22 22:54:41] simple [307/813] has challenged kenyon [111/1358] in combat and won! 40 days, 03:31:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/22 22:54:41] simple has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 106 days, 00:27:47 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/30/22 01:46:23] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:32:09 from level 116.
[03/30/22 03:54:46] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 06:05:53 from level 116.
[03/30/22 03:55:34] simple [456/813] has challenged vegadark [599/785] in combat and lost! 17 days, 22:22:28 is added to simple's clock.
[03/30/22 14:57:33] simple [300/813] has challenged TimWolla [554/908] in combat and lost! 18 days, 03:17:07 is added to simple's clock.
[03/30/22 21:58:45] simple [76/813] has challenged zbe [439/1355] in combat and lost! 17 days, 16:29:37 is added to simple's clock.
[03/31/22 00:57:02] simple, JackyB, and freeboson [608/2336] have team battled elf, jayvee, and Lnk [2586/2871] and lost! 0 days, 11:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/22 02:59:35] dwfreed [761/1052] has challenged simple [518/813] in combat and won! 94 days, 23:15:13 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/31/22 13:01:18] freeboson [257/872] has challenged simple [167/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:35:12 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/31/22 20:02:35] simple [448/813] has challenged TauPan [567/740] in combat and lost! 19 days, 18:07:15 is added to simple's clock.
[04/01/22 07:58:57] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 05:27:03 from level 116.
[04/01/22 09:05:01] simple [737/813] has challenged drahthaar [757/771] in combat and lost! 16 days, 07:48:11 is added to simple's clock.
[04/02/22 05:08:44] simple [723/813] has challenged IdleMaster [653/1037] in combat and won! 57 days, 02:00:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/02/22 06:00:49] JackyB, dwfreed, and elf [1793/2519] have team battled tomato, neurospex, and simple [432/2620] and won! 2 days, 09:27:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 23:09:19] simple, Lnk, and Bahhumbug [2427/3012] have team battled Asara, tomato, and TauPan [2619/2746] and lost! 2 days, 23:13:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 15:16:20] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 18:17:38 from level 116.
[04/03/22 20:50:09] simple [495/813] has challenged JackyB [155/656] in combat and won! 24 days, 23:56:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/03/22 20:50:09] simple has dealt JackyB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:09:30 is added to JackyB's clock.
[04/04/22 13:53:32] simple [319/813] has challenged elf [578/855] in combat and lost! 27 days, 12:17:57 is added to simple's clock.
[04/04/22 18:00:01] simple [688/813] has come upon Lnk [627/1186] and taken them in combat! 52 days, 06:06:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/05/22 00:55:44] simple [796/813] has challenged drahthaar [677/771] in combat and won! 19 days, 03:31:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/05/22 17:06:39] simple, kenyon, TimWolla, and tomato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/22 00:00:20] kenyon [963/1358] has challenged simple [276/813] in combat and won! 40 days, 19:13:23 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/06/22 11:02:34] simple [40/813] has challenged HeavyPodda [826/1454] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:53:35 is added to simple's clock.
[04/06/22 14:03:10] misha [196/1137] has challenged simple [45/813] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:35:04 is removed from misha's clock.
[04/06/22 20:07:11] Asara [941/1014] has come upon simple [120/813] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:32:13 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/06/22 20:07:17] Asara [404/1014] has come upon simple [616/813] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:23:52 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/07/22 05:25:09] dwfreed, pants, and Hirion [2681/3202] have team battled Lnk, zbe, and simple [2882/3354] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/22 16:37:14] dwfreed, simple, TimWolla, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/22 19:09:51] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:22:59 towards level 116.
[04/07/22 22:09:36] HeavyPodda [838/1454] has challenged simple [126/813] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:10:41 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/07/22 23:09:49] vegadark [656/785] has challenged simple [557/813] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:19:46 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/08/22 01:10:12] Hirion [601/766] has challenged simple [800/813] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:01:04 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/08/22 08:18:33] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:18:58 towards level 116.
[04/08/22 13:12:38] simple [242/813] has challenged Bahhumbug [315/1013] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:30:16 is added to simple's clock.
[04/09/22 02:14:04] kenyon, KindOne, and drahthaar [2308/3072] have team battled simple, zbe, and jayvee [2358/2998] and lost! 0 days, 21:05:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/22 03:15:28] JackyB [308/656] has challenged simple [350/813] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:59:07 is added to JackyB's clock.
[04/09/22 10:16:52] simple [105/813] has challenged dwfreed [8/1013] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:41:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/09/22 15:17:50] neurospex [96/815] has challenged simple [373/813] in combat and lost! 46 days, 02:29:09 is added to neurospex's clock.
[04/10/22 14:31:18] simple [512/813] has come upon pants [813/1381] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:27:08 is added to simple's clock.
[04/10/22 15:40:59] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:32:00 from level 116.
[04/10/22 16:22:52] simple [132/813] has challenged tomato [178/1001] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:02:25 is added to simple's clock.
[04/10/22 19:26:56] simple [580/813] has come upon elf [932/958] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 02:50:46 is added to simple's clock.
[04/11/22 02:07:38] TimWolla, Hirion, and vegadark [447/2436] have team battled KindOne, simple, and jayvee [1575/2577] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/22 05:06:59] freeboson [178/895] has challenged simple [42/813] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:01:40 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/11/22 14:08:25] zbe [758/1355] has challenged simple [603/813] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:50:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/11/22 16:08:44] simple [274/813] has challenged Hirion [259/766] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:19:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/11/22 16:21:49] TauPan, simple, Asara, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/22 21:09:33] simple [667/813] has challenged HeavyPodda [1031/1454] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:31:09 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/22 22:13:34] simple [55/813] has challenged IdleMaster [823/1037] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:47:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/22 02:14:13] JackyB [470/656] has challenged simple [189/813] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:47:18 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[04/13/22 06:14:52] Hirion [739/766] has challenged simple [312/813] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:16:08 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[04/14/22 02:07:51] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:10:14 towards level 116.
[04/14/22 15:55:27] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:03:17 from level 116.
[04/15/22 04:22:14] Asara [1004/1014] has challenged simple [441/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:16 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/15/22 05:45:21] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:19:34 towards level 116.
[04/16/22 14:27:41] simple [309/813] has challenged tomato [537/1001] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:34:45 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/22 16:50:25] simple, drahthaar, and vegadark [614/2379] have team battled IdleMaster, Lnk, and elf [1560/3208] and lost! 9 days, 00:16:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 17:14:22] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:29:36 from level 116.
[04/17/22 09:59:50] Kurenai, pants, and drahthaar [1558/2760] have team battled TauPan, simple, and Lnk [1239/2746] and won! 2 days, 00:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 10:30:55] kenyon [1221/1367] has challenged simple [19/813] in combat and won! 101 days, 00:05:27 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/17/22 11:31:05] TimWolla [550/885] has challenged simple [263/813] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:47:52 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[04/17/22 15:31:45] simple [60/813] has challenged Bahhumbug [531/1013] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:40:56 is added to simple's clock.
[04/17/22 15:44:47] Lnk, TauPan, and caeli [1927/2455] have team battled Bahhumbug, KindOne, and simple [935/2769] and won! 0 days, 19:30:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 22:32:52] simple [249/813] has challenged TauPan [587/720] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:14:31 is added to simple's clock.
[04/18/22 03:33:39] simple [474/813] has challenged elf [867/958] in combat and lost! 16 days, 11:59:03 is added to simple's clock.
[04/18/22 04:33:49] drahthaar [493/781] has challenged simple [642/813] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:27:39 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/18/22 15:35:37] simple [257/813] has challenged Kurenai [70/598] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:54:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/18/22 19:36:15] simple [610/813] has challenged kenyon [1/1367] in combat and won! 28 days, 01:11:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/18/22 19:36:15] simple has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 29 days, 23:44:05 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/19/22 11:38:49] simple [392/813] has challenged Asara [602/1047] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:18:10 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/22 15:39:28] IdleMaster [945/1089] has challenged simple [113/813] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:46 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/20/22 07:42:07] zbe [93/1355] has challenged simple [9/813] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:50:08 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/20/22 11:52:19] JackyB [183/656] has challenged simple [393/813] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:03:36 is added to JackyB's clock.
[04/20/22 15:43:24] cirdan [506/929] has challenged simple [250/813] in combat and won! 48 days, 16:39:34 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/20/22 16:43:34] tomato [349/1001] has challenged simple [712/813] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:49:37 is added to tomato's clock.
[04/21/22 05:45:43] simple [193/813] has challenged kenyon [383/1367] in combat and lost! 12 days, 14:04:29 is added to simple's clock.
[04/21/22 05:57:39] kenyon, IdleMaster, and simple [114/3269] have team battled zbe, pants, and Hirion [1895/3502] and lost! 5 days, 18:04:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/22 16:14:06] drahthaar, simple, TimWolla, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/22 18:47:53] Lnk [701/1171] has challenged simple [612/813] in combat and won! 77 days, 17:02:49 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/21/22 20:48:12] cirdan [346/929] has challenged simple [269/813] in combat and won! 36 days, 11:07:23 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/22/22 16:51:34] elf [583/958] has challenged simple [485/813] in combat and won! 1652 days, 11:15:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/22/22 22:19:09] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:44:02 towards level 116.
[04/23/22 12:11:56] jayvee, simple, kenyon, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/22 01:56:54] simple [57/813] has challenged misha [544/1138] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:51:21 is added to simple's clock.
[04/24/22 09:58:12] simple [382/813] has challenged TauPan [238/730] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:51:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/24/22 10:58:22] simple [134/813] has challenged elf [542/958] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:55:58 is added to simple's clock.
[04/24/22 12:58:40] zbe [259/1318] has challenged simple [221/813] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:59:58 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/24/22 12:58:40] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 75 shield! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 52 shield to simple.
[04/24/22 13:58:49] Asara [206/1059] has challenged simple [644/790] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:42:29 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/24/22 17:42:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 18 days, 03:02:34 toward level 116.
[04/25/22 01:31:22] cirdan, drahthaar, simple, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/22 20:03:38] simple [693/790] has challenged cirdan [388/929] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:36:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/26/22 04:04:57] dwfreed [569/1037] has challenged simple [715/790] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:29:10 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/27/22 12:03:15] simple [659/790] has come upon Hirion [129/770] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:00:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/22 23:34:06] simple [163/790] has come upon elf [825/958] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:52:51 is added to simple's clock.
[04/28/22 01:12:19] tomato [76/999] has challenged simple [43/790] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:57:01 is removed from tomato's clock.
[04/28/22 04:04:23] simple saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:20 from level 116.
[04/28/22 20:15:36] simple [750/790] has challenged JackyB [403/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:06:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/28/22 21:25:44] neurospex, JackyB, elf, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/22 01:16:27] IdleMaster [567/1082] has challenged simple [301/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:15 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/29/22 10:17:58] IdleMaster [421/1082] has challenged simple [368/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:52:46 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/30/22 10:21:58] simple [733/790] has challenged vegadark [5/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:44:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/30/22 14:22:36] simple [787/790] has challenged freeboson [452/895] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:17:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/30/22 17:23:05] simple [302/790] has challenged cirdan [311/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:39:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/22 14:26:26] tomato [578/999] has challenged simple [69/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:17:05 is removed from tomato's clock.
[05/01/22 16:26:46] simple [462/790] has challenged zbe [44/1361] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/02/22 12:29:56] Lnk [208/1159] has challenged simple [1/790] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:10:45 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/02/22 19:31:06] simple [706/790] has challenged misha [899/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/02/22 23:31:46] simple [500/790] has challenged Asara [877/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:24 is added to simple's clock.
[05/03/22 12:33:54] Hirion [48/770] has challenged simple [752/790] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:23:19 is added to Hirion's clock.
[05/03/22 17:34:44] TauPan [25/730] has challenged simple [10/790] in combat and won! 24 days, 22:04:39 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/03/22 22:35:35] simple [133/790] has challenged cirdan [851/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:37 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/22 00:14:30] simple [400/790] has come upon misha [710/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:23 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/22 01:14:39] simple [560/790] has challenged drahthaar [169/781] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:34:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/22 08:11:45] HeavyPodda [451/1444] has come upon simple [122/790] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:07:16 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/05/22 13:06:51] simple, Lnk, and IdleMaster [2287/3031] have team battled HeavyPodda, kenyon, and zbe [2968/4191] and lost! 0 days, 21:42:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 16:14:19] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:54:54 towards level 117.
[05/05/22 16:42:27] simple [396/790] has challenged neurospex [403/819] in combat and lost! 13 days, 19:31:11 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/22 17:52:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 47 days, 12:14:15 toward level 117.
[05/06/22 04:00:47] drahthaar, simple, IdleMaster, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/22 18:46:42] simple [381/790] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [925/2399] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:16:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/06/22 22:47:20] jayvee [583/842] has challenged simple [344/790] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:14:41 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/07/22 01:47:48] TauPan [345/730] has challenged simple [98/790] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:51:05 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/07/22 09:01:48] simple [306/790] has come upon dwfreed [610/1037] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:17:36 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/22 11:49:27] simple [393/790] has challenged misha [626/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:03:59 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/22 12:49:36] freeboson [478/895] has challenged simple [444/790] in combat and won! 95 days, 20:55:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/07/22 15:50:04] simple [693/790] has challenged Lnk [618/1159] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:45:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/22 18:50:33] simple [559/790] has challenged cirdan [16/940] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:16:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/22 20:50:51] simple [745/790] has challenged cirdan [266/940] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:28:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/22 23:44:15] Lnk, simple, zbe, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/22 07:52:38] mordac [248/1219] has challenged simple [449/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:07:56 is added to mordac's clock.
[05/08/22 11:47:23] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:23:46 from level 117.
[05/08/22 12:53:28] IdleMaster [811/1082] has challenged simple [76/790] in combat and won! 30 days, 10:40:17 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/08/22 12:53:28] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 70 set of leggings! IdleMaster picks it up, tossing their old level 59 set of leggings to simple.
[05/08/22 17:54:16] simple [528/779] has challenged caeli [41/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:52:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/08/22 18:09:13] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:33 from level 117.
[05/08/22 20:54:44] kenyon [875/1386] has challenged simple [38/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:38 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/10/22 01:12:58] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:44 from level 117.
[05/10/22 02:59:37] cirdan [708/940] has challenged simple [619/779] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:14:56 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/10/22 11:18:28] IdleMaster [1044/1079] has come upon simple [414/779] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 11:00:32 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/10/22 11:18:28] IdleMaster [276/1079] has come upon simple [669/779] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:20:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/11/22 06:04:03] simple [467/779] has challenged TauPan [270/730] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:49:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/22 10:04:43] simple [321/779] has challenged TauPan [572/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:00 is added to simple's clock.
[05/11/22 13:05:12] dwfreed [149/1037] has challenged simple [718/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:20:16 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/12/22 12:08:55] pants [391/1381] has challenged simple [102/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:34:24 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/13/22 06:43:54] simple [139/779] has come upon dwfreed [586/1037] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:51:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/13/22 13:13:03] caeli [397/517] has challenged simple [287/779] in combat and won! 17 days, 17:38:22 is removed from caeli's clock.
[05/14/22 01:26:42] pants, tomato, and vegadark [1411/3163] have team battled freeboson, simple, and kenyon [361/3060] and won! 0 days, 06:27:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 11:16:42] simple [574/779] has challenged elf [157/944] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:23:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/22 01:44:54] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:56 towards level 117.
[05/16/22 01:22:59] simple [76/779] has challenged misha [1008/1209] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:06 is added to simple's clock.
[05/16/22 14:25:11] simple [397/779] has challenged pants [528/1381] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:25:25 is added to simple's clock.
[05/17/22 06:27:55] simple [692/779] has challenged KindOne [683/954] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/22 09:28:25] simple [487/779] has challenged TimWolla [515/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:34:11 is added to simple's clock.
[05/17/22 10:11:06] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:38:29 from level 117.
[05/17/22 15:29:26] Asara [1025/1057] has challenged simple [146/779] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:49:07 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/18/22 05:27:24] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:28 from level 117.
[05/18/22 21:37:54] KindOne [558/954] has come upon simple [89/779] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:23:02 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/19/22 02:35:19] simple [162/779] has challenged cirdan [472/954] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:35:07 is added to simple's clock.
[05/19/22 08:36:20] simple [668/779] has challenged vegadark [398/774] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:04:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/19/22 21:38:27] kenyon [94/1365] has challenged simple [758/779] in combat and lost! 133 days, 19:15:30 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/20/22 03:44:53] jayvee, TimWolla, and simple [321/2504] have team battled tomato, TauPan, and vegadark [561/2442] and lost! 4 days, 00:35:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/22 13:10:02] misha [253/1209] has come upon simple [287/779] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:59:41 is added to misha's clock.
[05/20/22 20:42:13] dwfreed [810/1037] has challenged simple [306/779] in combat and won! 38 days, 12:25:30 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/21/22 00:42:52] misha [843/1209] has challenged simple [506/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:11:05 is removed from misha's clock.
[05/21/22 10:27:48] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:22 towards level 117.
[05/21/22 15:45:16] simple [143/779] has challenged tomato [223/1003] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:58:00 is added to simple's clock.
[05/21/22 22:01:51] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:57 towards level 117.
[05/22/22 03:38:18] Kurenai, elf, and misha [1890/2773] have team battled simple, tomato, and Asara [305/2839] and won! 0 days, 07:18:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 05:47:30] simple [24/779] has challenged JackyB [34/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:25:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/22/22 07:47:50] KindOne [679/954] has challenged simple [342/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:07 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/22/22 16:18:25] simple [541/779] has come upon JackyB [408/645] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:03:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/23/22 00:57:05] tomato [875/1003] has challenged simple [259/779] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:47:50 is removed from tomato's clock.
[05/23/22 04:57:53] simple [653/779] has challenged HeavyPodda [671/1444] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:09:06 is added to simple's clock.
[05/23/22 05:21:12] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:51 towards level 117.
[05/24/22 01:01:50] simple [684/779] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [924/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:28:39 is added to simple's clock.
[05/24/22 01:59:55] simple, Bahhumbug, and Asara [1046/2854] have team battled Hirion, vegadark, and caeli [60/2114] and won! 1 day, 07:12:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/22 11:03:54] caeli [102/517] has challenged simple [520/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:34:31 is added to caeli's clock.
[05/24/22 19:05:28] simple [317/779] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1739/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:11:56 is added to simple's clock.
[05/24/22 20:58:58] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:37:47 from level 117.
[05/25/22 02:53:02] Bahhumbug, JackyB, elf, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/22 04:07:18] kenyon [1201/1365] has challenged simple [267/779] in combat and won! 423 days, 08:25:16 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/25/22 22:38:40] KindOne, Asara, and neurospex [1978/2852] have team battled jayvee, Kurenai, and simple [2011/2200] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/22 23:32:00] elf [337/964] has challenged simple [307/779] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:08:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/26/22 05:33:01] simple [193/779] has challenged Kurenai [184/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/22 06:33:11] simple [336/779] has challenged cirdan [159/959] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:07:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/22 02:08:52] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:13:16 from level 117.
[05/27/22 03:36:43] simple [453/779] has challenged Asara [194/1057] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:06:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/22 07:37:23] simple [573/779] has challenged Asara [200/1057] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:27:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/22 14:38:34] IdleMaster [533/1066] has challenged simple [156/779] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:44:33 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/28/22 04:40:54] neurospex [358/826] has challenged simple [590/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:46:09 is added to neurospex's clock.
[05/28/22 07:18:14] dwfreed, Bahhumbug, TauPan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/22 16:42:53] neurospex [442/826] has challenged simple [239/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:13:17 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[05/29/22 02:44:35] KindOne [712/969] has challenged simple [580/779] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:40:49 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/29/22 04:44:55] simple [236/779] has challenged HeavyPodda [785/1444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:48 is added to simple's clock.
[05/29/22 06:45:15] simple [463/779] has challenged neurospex [527/826] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:39:11 is added to simple's clock.
[05/30/22 15:56:47] simple [399/779] has come upon Hirion [819/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:36:41 is added to simple's clock.
[05/31/22 14:54:36] simple [225/779] has challenged TauPan [109/644] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/31/22 16:54:56] simple [276/779] has challenged Lnk [374/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:49 is added to simple's clock.
[06/01/22 00:56:17] TauPan [367/644] has challenged simple [51/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:44:09 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/01/22 07:57:28] Bahhumbug [444/1024] has challenged simple [682/779] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:04:02 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[06/01/22 09:31:41] simple [447/779] has challenged Lnk [910/1152] in combat and lost! 18 days, 09:22:56 is added to simple's clock.
[06/01/22 16:58:59] simple [258/779] has challenged caeli [259/517] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:25:24 is added to simple's clock.
[06/02/22 11:47:31] dwfreed, neurospex, jayvee, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/22 16:02:50] simple [186/779] has challenged TimWolla [507/889] in combat and lost! 15 days, 05:25:35 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/22 10:05:52] simple [406/779] has challenged caeli [477/517] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:41:03 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/22 10:53:18] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:19:36 towards level 118.
[06/03/22 11:55:26] freeboson, elf, simple, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/22 14:06:33] simple [209/779] has challenged HeavyPodda [28/1444] in combat and won! 26 days, 10:45:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/03/22 15:06:42] Asara [127/1057] has challenged simple [130/779] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:36:34 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/03/22 15:43:46] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:46:10 towards level 118.
[06/03/22 18:39:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 7 days, 12:24:50 toward level 118.
[06/04/22 05:09:03] simple [368/779] has challenged vegadark [207/796] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:05:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/04/22 12:10:16] simple [308/779] has challenged HeavyPodda [568/1444] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:16:15 is added to simple's clock.
[06/04/22 21:11:48] elf [898/964] has challenged simple [384/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:51:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/05/22 04:12:59] simple [499/779] has challenged Lnk [734/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:53:57 is added to simple's clock.
[06/05/22 11:14:09] zbe [1314/1322] has challenged simple [141/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:36:13 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/05/22 18:15:20] drahthaar [784/823] has challenged simple [233/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:20:45 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[06/05/22 23:53:40] tomato [850/1003] has come upon simple [60/779] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:09:19 is removed from tomato's clock.
[06/06/22 01:50:47] simple [279/779] has come upon freeboson [342/965] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:59:23 is added to simple's clock.
[06/06/22 02:16:39] simple [414/779] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2357/2399] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:58:56 is added to simple's clock.
[06/13/22 22:48:35] zbe [68/1309] has challenged simple [393/779] in combat and lost! 12 days, 18:02:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/14/22 19:29:19] cirdan, IdleMaster, and simple [1151/2865] have team battled vegadark, dwfreed, and HeavyPodda [2557/3259] and lost! 3 days, 02:14:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 22:52:41] simple [732/779] has challenged jayvee [585/836] in combat and won! 13 days, 07:32:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/15/22 12:23:00] cirdan [737/1041] has come upon simple [359/779] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:58:17 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/17/22 18:00:08] Hirion, Lnk, and neurospex [818/2898] have team battled HeavyPodda, Asara, and simple [2394/3325] and lost! 0 days, 20:28:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 03:05:32] KindOne [902/1021] has challenged simple [568/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:15 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[06/20/22 03:13:38] simple [404/779] has challenged jayvee [318/849] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:15:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/20/22 10:14:50] simple [570/779] has challenged zbe [1150/1349] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:39:51 is added to simple's clock.
[06/20/22 15:15:41] simple [310/779] has challenged IdleMaster [584/1041] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:39:09 is added to simple's clock.
[06/20/22 17:41:34] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:51:12 towards level 118.
[06/22/22 00:21:25] simple [229/779] has challenged dwfreed [66/1254] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:07:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/22/22 01:21:35] simple [557/779] has challenged cirdan [890/1082] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:02:12 is added to simple's clock.
[06/22/22 13:23:37] simple [210/779] has challenged Hirion [107/840] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:16:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/23/22 00:25:34] neurospex [471/789] has challenged simple [756/779] in combat and lost! 13 days, 17:00:01 is added to neurospex's clock.
[06/30/22 00:54:37] vegadark [280/817] has challenged simple [299/779] in combat and lost! 93 days, 15:36:25 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/30/22 04:55:18] Lnk [147/1020] has challenged simple [442/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:01:43 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/30/22 05:58:08] Asara [664/1048] has challenged simple [30/779] in combat and won! 335 days, 02:40:48 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/30/22 09:00:51] Hirion [148/840] has challenged simple [73/779] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:33:57 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[06/30/22 11:02:29] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:53:32 from level 118.
[06/30/22 17:02:34] misha [841/1210] has challenged simple [635/779] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:03:18 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/30/22 17:02:34] misha has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 8 days, 17:41:44 is added to simple's clock.
[06/30/22 19:03:01] simple [563/779] has challenged tomato [822/1003] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:01:17 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/22 01:04:52] jayvee, freeboson, and Lnk [2101/2839] have team battled cirdan, simple, and KindOne [2446/2890] and lost! 1 day, 14:06:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/22 04:04:57] simple [242/779] has challenged HeavyPodda [293/1444] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:27:26 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/22 10:06:16] IdleMaster [790/1041] has challenged simple [169/779] in combat and won! 37 days, 03:24:55 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/01/22 10:31:19] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:32:08 from level 118.
[07/01/22 19:08:15] Asara [379/1048] has challenged simple [540/779] in combat and lost! 102 days, 08:07:51 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/02/22 03:09:58] simple [31/779] has challenged KindOne [672/1029] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:23:05 is added to simple's clock.
[07/21/22 15:50:07] pants [53/1381] has challenged simple [145/779] in combat and lost! 284 days, 01:04:26 is added to pants's clock.
[07/22/22 07:53:20] simple [397/779] has challenged Kurenai [228/580] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:13:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/22/22 08:57:10] simple [224/779] has come upon TimWolla [111/861] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 11:01:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/22/22 09:53:46] freeboson [887/1039] has challenged simple [769/779] in combat and won! 101 days, 16:36:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/22/22 10:53:58] vegadark [825/845] has challenged simple [405/779] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:09:28 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/23/22 20:00:36] simple [659/779] has challenged misha [380/1147] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:07:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/23/22 21:52:43] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:03 towards level 118.
[07/24/22 12:03:52] zbe [210/1358] has challenged simple [580/779] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:51:10 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/25/22 05:07:18] simple [154/779] has challenged Lnk [382/1018] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:17:52 is added to simple's clock.
[07/25/22 05:59:13] Kurenai [222/580] has challenged simple [722/779] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:54:50 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[07/25/22 06:07:30] vegadark [68/845] has challenged simple [645/779] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:39:04 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/25/22 08:07:55] simple [749/779] has challenged caeli [442/829] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:55:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/22 12:08:44] TimWolla [703/861] has challenged simple [118/779] in combat and won! 73 days, 21:00:04 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[07/25/22 13:28:46] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:45:43 towards level 118.
[07/25/22 15:21:15] HeavyPodda [615/1452] has challenged simple [762/779] in combat and lost! 18 days, 14:08:19 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/26/22 15:14:13] Asara [1001/1041] has challenged simple [75/779] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:44:51 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/26/22 19:15:03] TauPan [385/634] has challenged simple [280/779] in combat and won! 865 days, 13:33:25 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[07/26/22 19:15:03] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 52 shield! TauPan picks it up, tossing their old level 36 shield to simple.
[07/27/22 03:16:40] KindOne [375/1044] has challenged simple [326/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:01:57 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/27/22 22:28:28] zbe [1298/1358] has come upon simple [371/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:24:44 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/27/22 23:03:36] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:27 towards level 118.
[07/27/22 23:43:17] Hirion, simple, HeavyPodda, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/22 01:21:06] simple [348/763] has challenged tomato [173/997] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:05:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/28/22 22:43:45] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:15 towards level 118.
[07/29/22 19:29:38] simple [304/763] has challenged Hirion [636/846] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:34:23 is added to simple's clock.
[07/30/22 01:59:48] simple [276/763] has come upon drahthaar [645/795] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:22:37 is added to simple's clock.
[07/30/22 03:31:16] simple [86/763] has challenged dwfreed [42/1061] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:36:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/30/22 03:31:16] simple has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 10 days, 02:59:38 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/30/22 19:06:35] caeli [543/829] has come upon simple [383/763] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:42:35 is removed from caeli's clock.
[07/30/22 19:17:58] caeli [411/829] has come upon simple [484/763] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:39 is added to caeli's clock.
[07/31/22 03:16:00] freeboson, HeavyPodda, and kenyon [2694/3871] have team battled simple, zbe, and neurospex [2381/2964] and won! 2 days, 22:49:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 03:36:03] simple [748/763] has challenged pants [244/1381] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:02:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/31/22 20:30:57] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:42 towards level 118.
[07/31/22 22:39:56] simple [361/763] has challenged misha [1025/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:40:13 is added to simple's clock.
[08/01/22 13:42:58] simple [142/763] has challenged TimWolla [428/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:32:48 is added to simple's clock.
[08/13/22 06:41:10] zbe [1111/1336] has challenged simple [158/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:54:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/13/22 09:41:45] Asara [324/1041] has challenged simple [753/763] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:29 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/13/22 10:41:56] simple [329/763] has challenged TimWolla [316/861] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:06:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/13/22 13:38:06] Lnk [825/1281] has challenged simple [93/763] in combat and won! 33 days, 09:39:58 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/13/22 13:57:57] simple, zbe, and Kurenai [2637/2714] have team battled dwfreed, KindOne, and Hirion [607/2860] and won! 0 days, 07:08:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 21:44:02] simple [500/763] has challenged KindOne [618/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:27 is added to simple's clock.
[08/14/22 01:44:48] simple [464/763] has challenged cirdan [825/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:38 is added to simple's clock.
[08/14/22 06:16:20] Asara, kenyon, and KindOne [2656/3494] have team battled misha, tomato, and simple [1352/3007] and won! 11 days, 08:46:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 06:26:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1 day, 10:27:03 toward level 118.
[08/14/22 10:29:11] Kurenai [506/615] has challenged simple [548/763] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:03:36 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[08/14/22 12:51:32] simple [315/763] has challenged zbe [16/1336] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/14/22 19:52:43] caeli [573/837] has challenged simple [688/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:54:24 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/14/22 21:47:15] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:18 from level 118.
[08/14/22 23:53:39] HeavyPodda [1306/1452] has come upon simple [247/763] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 13:46:09 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/15/22 16:56:19] TauPan [162/664] has challenged simple [81/763] in combat and won! 1206 days, 19:32:46 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[08/16/22 03:06:19] simple [580/763] has challenged pants [169/1382] in combat and won! 37 days, 02:55:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/16/22 19:02:14] simple, kenyon, Asara, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/22 06:02:42] TauPan [455/664] has challenged simple [738/763] in combat and lost! 738 days, 07:26:30 is added to TauPan's clock.
[08/17/22 07:02:53] simple [162/763] has challenged jayvee [667/827] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:02:36 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/22 09:03:14] simple [439/763] has challenged mordac [21/1219] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:14:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/18/22 06:29:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 15 days, 02:46:48 toward level 119.
[08/18/22 07:42:58] simple [67/763] has come upon mordac [295/1219] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:38:13 is added to simple's clock.
[08/18/22 10:07:32] simple [716/763] has challenged freeboson [43/1042] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:33:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/18/22 21:09:27] simple [309/763] has challenged cirdan [1006/1181] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:19:04 is added to simple's clock.
[08/19/22 03:47:17] IdleMaster, freeboson, and neurospex [2209/2864] have team battled misha, TauPan, and simple [2065/2621] and won! 3 days, 08:40:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 10:22:21] Hirion, Lnk, simple, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/22 21:15:44] simple [286/763] has challenged kenyon [1045/1373] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:05:35 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/22 08:17:39] zbe [218/1327] has challenged simple [265/763] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:51:30 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/20/22 10:18:00] simple [512/763] has challenged KindOne [1005/1080] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:56:12 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/22 14:11:48] freeboson, TauPan, simple, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/22 14:12:45] simple [20/763] has come upon TauPan [72/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:06:53 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/22 19:50:43] zbe [866/1327] has come upon simple [601/763] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:18:54 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/20/22 20:19:45] simple [587/763] has challenged misha [802/1194] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:24:01 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/22 13:22:51] simple [265/763] has challenged mordac [322/1219] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:39:42 is added to simple's clock.
[08/21/22 17:23:36] misha [99/1203] has challenged simple [328/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:02:24 is added to misha's clock.
[08/21/22 23:24:41] pants [24/1382] has challenged simple [437/763] in combat and lost! 1736 days, 21:31:49 is added to pants's clock.
[08/22/22 02:30:51] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:41:23 from level 119.
[08/22/22 10:26:40] simple [530/763] has challenged neurospex [705/825] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:20:47 is added to simple's clock.
[08/22/22 10:53:11] pants, elf, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/22 15:40:06] simple [590/763] has come upon elf [760/964] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:50:04 is added to simple's clock.
[08/22/22 19:28:32] drahthaar [451/742] has challenged simple [458/763] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:23:58 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/22/22 21:28:56] drahthaar [358/742] has challenged simple [349/763] in combat and won! 26 days, 13:18:57 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[08/23/22 02:29:54] simple [460/763] has challenged jayvee [276/827] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:52:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/22 03:30:05] elf [913/964] has challenged simple [730/763] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:18:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/23/22 09:20:31] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:40 towards level 119.
[08/23/22 12:31:46] simple [174/763] has challenged jayvee [334/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:37:27 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/22 12:49:34] simple had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:00:33 from level 119.
[08/23/22 13:31:57] simple [698/763] has challenged zbe [284/1299] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:17:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/23/22 21:33:37] simple [253/763] has challenged IdleMaster [940/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:24:40 is added to simple's clock.
[08/23/22 22:33:48] Asara [616/990] has challenged simple [562/763] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:42:04 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/24/22 01:36:32] simple [394/763] has challenged IdleMaster [827/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:16:15 is added to simple's clock.
[08/24/22 03:36:55] simple [760/763] has challenged IdleMaster [817/992] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:36:38 is added to simple's clock.
[08/24/22 10:38:16] simple [520/763] has challenged tomato [110/1080] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:44:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/22 13:38:52] simple [662/763] has challenged KindOne [360/1080] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:43:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/22 18:39:50] simple [662/763] has challenged Asara [527/990] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:32:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/22 13:43:36] simple [307/763] has challenged freeboson [99/1042] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:32:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/22 18:44:35] simple [512/763] has challenged elf [641/964] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:02:44 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/22 19:44:46] freeboson [241/1042] has challenged simple [86/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:06 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/26/22 19:22:39] tomato [76/1080] has come upon simple [8/763] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:46:00 is removed from tomato's clock.
[08/26/22 22:15:55] KindOne [254/1085] has come upon simple [104/763] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:19:32 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/27/22 11:52:41] caeli [12/837] has challenged simple [76/763] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:49:19 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/27/22 12:53:35] tomato, kenyon, and simple [2642/3243] have team battled jayvee, freeboson, and TimWolla [2515/2753] and won! 0 days, 07:52:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 21:54:37] simple [542/763] has challenged zbe [17/1283] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:58:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/01/22 22:20:34] IdleMaster [933/992] has come upon simple [702/763] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 19:28:40 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/01/22 22:20:34] IdleMaster has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:40:16 is added to simple's clock.
[09/02/22 17:22:13] simple [713/763] has challenged Hirion [700/774] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:51:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/02/22 21:23:01] simple [296/763] has challenged tomato [429/1351] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:43:45 is added to simple's clock.
[09/02/22 23:23:25] simple [664/763] has challenged elf [565/964] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:08:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/03/22 03:12:39] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:02 from level 119.
[09/03/22 07:24:59] simple [177/763] has challenged elf [609/964] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:38:18 is added to simple's clock.
[09/03/22 15:26:35] simple [288/763] has challenged elf [279/964] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:48:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/04/22 01:28:33] Kurenai [60/610] has challenged simple [745/763] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:59:20 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[09/04/22 07:26:47] misha, Asara, and jayvee [46/3079] have team battled pants, simple, and cirdan [808/3326] and lost! 2 days, 06:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/22 17:31:53] Kurenai [244/610] has challenged simple [122/763] in combat and won! 16 days, 03:14:12 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[09/05/22 12:35:39] Hirion [25/774] has challenged simple [123/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:57:01 is added to Hirion's clock.
[09/06/22 04:52:57] elf, simple, tomato, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/22 15:40:58] simple [650/768] has challenged kenyon [526/1398] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:36:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/06/22 19:54:40] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:41 towards level 119.
[09/07/22 07:41:24] simple, kenyon, IdleMaster, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/22 08:44:22] simple [27/768] has challenged cirdan [545/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:02 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/22 15:17:30] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:51 towards level 119.
[09/07/22 15:45:45] simple [436/768] has challenged Lnk [823/1271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to simple's clock.
[09/07/22 16:17:13] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:58 towards level 119.
[09/07/22 16:45:57] caeli [45/837] has challenged simple [669/768] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:58:31 is added to caeli's clock.
[09/08/22 01:47:46] simple [711/768] has challenged jayvee [581/841] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/22 07:48:58] simple [31/768] has challenged pants [720/1382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:59 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/22 09:49:20] simple [571/768] has challenged kenyon [853/1398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:40 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/22 15:50:32] drahthaar [245/952] has challenged simple [152/768] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:16:31 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[09/08/22 19:24:05] simple [468/770] has challenged caeli [561/837] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:59:34 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/22 22:51:55] simple [743/770] has challenged jayvee [53/841] in combat and won! 23 days, 23:46:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/09/22 02:00:35] jayvee, simple, misha, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/22 02:52:42] simple [223/770] has challenged cirdan [256/1181] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:36:59 is added to simple's clock.
[09/09/22 03:52:55] caeli [601/837] has challenged simple [130/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:18:15 is removed from caeli's clock.
[09/09/22 06:28:23] KindOne [518/1092] has come upon simple [515/770] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:36:49 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/09/22 07:53:43] simple [343/770] has challenged tomato [607/1351] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:46:15 is added to simple's clock.
[09/09/22 14:55:07] simple [438/770] has challenged freeboson [383/970] in combat and won! 25 days, 07:10:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/10/22 13:59:39] simple [536/770] has challenged pants [726/1382] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:15:38 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/22 02:02:02] Lnk [1042/1271] has challenged simple [610/770] in combat and won! 19 days, 20:38:00 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/11/22 06:02:48] Asara [709/1039] has challenged simple [667/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:46 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/11/22 09:03:24] simple [482/770] has challenged cirdan [755/1160] in combat and lost! 11 days, 07:42:42 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/22 11:03:49] simple [306/770] has challenged drahthaar [396/952] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:06:42 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/22 13:04:12] freeboson [899/970] has challenged simple [552/770] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:58:20 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/11/22 19:33:02] kenyon, TimWolla, and tomato [446/3645] have team battled simple, vegadark, and drahthaar [1930/2572] and lost! 0 days, 17:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/22 21:05:48] TimWolla [122/886] has challenged simple [515/770] in combat and lost! 20 days, 00:51:29 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/12/22 02:52:24] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:20:30 towards level 120.
[09/12/22 13:08:57] drahthaar [342/952] has challenged simple [495/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:42:40 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[09/12/22 15:09:21] cirdan [282/1160] has challenged simple [633/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:33 is added to cirdan's clock.
[09/12/22 19:10:08] tomato [1254/1351] has challenged simple [97/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:24:55 is removed from tomato's clock.
[09/13/22 10:13:07] simple [286/770] has challenged Kurenai [578/629] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:10:42 is added to simple's clock.
[09/13/22 10:34:41] cirdan, simple, caeli, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/22 12:13:31] KindOne [580/1092] has challenged simple [528/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:12:54 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/13/22 22:26:42] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:11:15 towards level 120.
[09/13/22 23:15:43] simple [636/770] has challenged jayvee [30/841] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:21:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/14/22 03:16:31] neurospex [398/763] has challenged simple [635/770] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:48:05 is added to neurospex's clock.
[09/14/22 18:19:31] elf [314/965] has challenged simple [15/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:49:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/15/22 02:47:08] misha, TimWolla, and simple [85/2867] have team battled cirdan, elf, and Lnk [2812/3396] and lost! 9 days, 21:58:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 03:21:18] simple [276/770] has challenged Lnk [1092/1271] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:55:04 is added to simple's clock.
[09/15/22 17:00:36] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:38:48 from level 120.
[09/15/22 17:24:04] neurospex [668/763] has challenged simple [374/770] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:22:51 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/15/22 21:24:53] simple [97/770] has challenged zbe [1069/1304] in combat and lost! 10 days, 11:58:32 is added to simple's clock.
[09/16/22 05:26:28] simple [664/770] has challenged cirdan [664/1160] in combat and won! 22 days, 23:49:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/22 17:28:52] simple [479/770] has challenged pants [189/1382] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:10:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/22 22:29:52] simple [347/770] has challenged freeboson [759/970] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:28:35 is added to simple's clock.
[09/17/22 08:34:10] elf, TauPan, simple, and KindOne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/22 01:35:14] drahthaar [681/961] has challenged simple [350/770] in combat and won! 21 days, 12:07:56 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[09/18/22 02:35:26] simple [231/770] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1104/2399] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:58:58 is added to simple's clock.
[09/18/22 19:33:56] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:10:49 towards level 120.
[09/19/22 11:41:57] cirdan [286/1160] has challenged simple [168/770] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:47:57 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[09/20/22 01:44:45] freeboson [167/970] has challenged simple [731/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:33 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/20/22 02:44:06] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:44:55 towards level 120.
[09/21/22 08:50:57] elf [653/965] has challenged simple [310/770] in combat and won! 40 days, 23:51:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/21/22 10:51:20] simple [111/770] has challenged TimWolla [191/885] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:05:33 is added to simple's clock.
[09/21/22 13:51:56] elf [892/965] has challenged simple [657/770] in combat and won! 29 days, 01:04:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/21/22 15:52:20] simple [723/770] has challenged misha [170/1212] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:14:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/21/22 21:54:29] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:15:00 towards level 120.
[09/22/22 05:42:06] pants, simple, IdleMaster, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/22 07:55:30] simple [129/770] has challenged KindOne [708/1068] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:31:50 is added to simple's clock.
[09/22/22 18:19:24] dwfreed, drahthaar, simple, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/22 19:49:30] simple [292/770] has come upon drahthaar [44/961] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:36:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/22/22 22:20:09] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:46 from level 120.
[09/23/22 10:39:12] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:02 towards level 120.
[09/23/22 14:03:59] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:38 towards level 120.
[09/23/22 20:02:37] simple [168/770] has challenged HeavyPodda [124/1435] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:54:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/24/22 06:52:56] misha, drahthaar, and Asara [2650/3212] have team battled simple, tomato, and TauPan [210/2786] and won! 0 days, 16:24:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 12:05:50] cirdan [51/1160] has challenged simple [598/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:28:24 is added to cirdan's clock.
[09/25/22 06:37:32] freeboson, simple, zbe, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/22 06:56:09] zbe [1094/1304] has come upon simple [21/770] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/25/22 07:26:26] simple, freeboson, and misha [2296/2952] have team battled cirdan, Asara, and vegadark [2993/3125] and lost! 0 days, 12:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/22 08:09:48] tomato [1179/1351] has challenged simple [33/770] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:27 is removed from tomato's clock.
[09/25/22 17:11:34] pants [1316/1382] has challenged simple [331/770] in combat and won! 28 days, 15:23:03 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/25/22 21:12:21] simple [611/770] has challenged cirdan [1062/1160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:04 is added to simple's clock.
[09/26/22 09:43:44] simple [666/770] has come upon freeboson [912/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:34 is added to simple's clock.
[09/26/22 11:15:08] vegadark [222/926] has challenged simple [4/770] in combat and won! 25 days, 06:56:31 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/26/22 15:15:55] IdleMaster [424/978] has challenged simple [94/770] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:12:04 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/27/22 01:35:10] KindOne, simple, and Kurenai [721/2467] have team battled zbe, freeboson, and kenyon [3134/3671] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/22 03:56:02] dwfreed, drahthaar, simple, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/22 05:09:58] dwfreed, KindOne, and misha [64/3374] have team battled TimWolla, zbe, and simple [2085/2973] and lost! 1 day, 07:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/22 14:20:30] simple [198/770] has challenged freeboson [350/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:37 is added to simple's clock.
[09/28/22 07:23:52] elf [587/965] has challenged simple [464/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:21:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/28/22 12:24:51] simple [725/770] has challenged Lnk [715/1290] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:46:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/28/22 17:25:51] tomato [1056/1351] has challenged simple [662/770] in combat and won! 20 days, 02:21:55 is removed from tomato's clock.
[09/28/22 22:26:50] vegadark [391/926] has challenged simple [102/770] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:31:43 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/28/22 23:43:55] simple [283/770] has come upon pants [353/1382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:18 is added to simple's clock.
[09/29/22 01:32:17] simple [753/770] has challenged Lnk [129/1290] in combat and won! 34 days, 11:11:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/29/22 18:30:49] tomato [1178/1313] has challenged simple [259/770] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:45:51 is removed from tomato's clock.
[09/30/22 11:51:12] cirdan, simple, KindOne, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/22 06:09:18] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:41:03 towards level 121.
[10/01/22 09:56:05] simple, TimWolla, caeli, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/22 21:17:40] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:14 towards level 121.
[10/01/22 22:16:57] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:45 towards level 121.
[10/02/22 01:41:37] simple [564/770] has challenged Lnk [669/1290] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:00:23 is added to simple's clock.
[10/02/22 08:15:03] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:39:13 towards level 121.
[10/02/22 21:45:32] Lnk [330/1290] has challenged simple [135/770] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:58:15 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/03/22 06:51:15] cirdan, simple, TimWolla, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/22 15:49:05] simple [752/770] has challenged zbe [699/1304] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:31:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/22 20:50:04] simple [194/770] has challenged HeavyPodda [314/1485] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:08:37 is added to simple's clock.
[10/03/22 21:50:16] jayvee [545/898] has challenged simple [316/770] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:41:01 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[10/04/22 01:51:03] simple [476/770] has challenged misha [652/1212] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:06:20 is added to simple's clock.
[10/04/22 01:53:09] dwfreed, freeboson, simple, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/22 03:43:20] KindOne [320/1068] has come upon simple [745/770] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:27:16 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/04/22 17:54:14] simple [207/770] has challenged neurospex [646/787] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:50:46 is added to simple's clock.
[10/05/22 04:18:07] pants, TimWolla, and Asara [875/3320] have team battled vegadark, simple, and jayvee [2184/2594] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/22 17:50:27] pants, drahthaar, simple, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/22 19:03:57] TimWolla [517/899] has challenged simple [398/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:44:15 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[10/07/22 05:05:55] simple [245/770] has challenged tomato [1030/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:28:42 is added to simple's clock.
[10/08/22 07:11:04] HeavyPodda [1480/1485] has challenged simple [726/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:02:37 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/08/22 08:11:16] vegadark [850/926] has challenged simple [514/770] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:54:15 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/08/22 12:51:45] KindOne [1051/1068] has come upon simple [389/770] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:04:43 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[10/08/22 13:12:15] elf [667/965] has challenged simple [407/770] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:05:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/09/22 00:14:26] simple [309/770] has challenged Lnk [1000/1277] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:33:41 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/22 00:29:08] KindOne, caeli, and simple [336/2742] have team battled pants, freeboson, and Asara [410/3392] and lost! 0 days, 14:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/22 18:21:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 01:38:11 from level 121.
[10/09/22 21:18:34] simple [470/770] has challenged Kurenai [608/629] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:05:53 is added to simple's clock.
[10/10/22 05:20:06] simple [413/770] has challenged vegadark [333/926] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:35:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/10/22 10:21:06] cirdan [319/1166] has challenged simple [303/770] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:39:06 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/10/22 11:04:59] freeboson, vegadark, and simple [2525/2667] have team battled kenyon, IdleMaster, and tomato [2019/3668] and won! 0 days, 13:07:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/22 11:21:18] pants [1239/1382] has challenged simple [721/770] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:11:36 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/11/22 02:29:46] misha [1108/1208] has challenged simple [304/770] in combat and won! 29 days, 18:06:36 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/11/22 16:27:04] drahthaar [363/947] has challenged simple [441/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:49 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[10/11/22 17:41:21] simple, IdleMaster, tomato, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/22 21:37:40] simple [159/770] has challenged kenyon [588/1397] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:09:46 is added to simple's clock.
[10/14/22 08:39:52] vegadark [480/914] has challenged simple [570/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:18:34 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/14/22 15:41:15] simple [530/770] has challenged cirdan [636/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:04 is added to simple's clock.
[10/14/22 17:41:38] Asara [680/1039] has challenged simple [96/770] in combat and won! 44 days, 08:29:27 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/14/22 20:59:08] caeli, pants, and simple [812/3056] have team battled zbe, TauPan, and HeavyPodda [2319/3450] and lost! 1 day, 07:13:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/22 03:54:23] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:21 from level 121.
[10/15/22 06:44:12] kenyon [346/1397] has challenged simple [280/770] in combat and won! 40 days, 04:36:37 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/15/22 13:45:35] vegadark [197/914] has challenged simple [610/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:58 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/16/22 07:51:15] pants [1365/1382] has challenged simple [497/770] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:46:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/16/22 13:07:15] tomato, caeli, and freeboson [1835/3218] have team battled Asara, simple, and jayvee [2136/2707] and lost! 1 day, 16:05:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/22 14:15:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 08:25:00 from level 121.
[10/16/22 22:02:01] simple [380/770] has come upon kenyon [502/1397] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:36:58 is added to simple's clock.
[10/17/22 00:54:38] Asara [731/1039] has challenged simple [307/770] in combat and won! 27 days, 14:58:22 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/17/22 02:55:02] dwfreed [398/1094] has challenged simple [635/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:20:19 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/17/22 12:57:01] zbe [469/1309] has challenged simple [129/770] in combat and won! 20 days, 02:57:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/17/22 13:57:13] simple [714/770] has challenged IdleMaster [43/964] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:07:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/17/22 20:58:38] cirdan [839/1425] has challenged simple [580/770] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:50:06 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/18/22 02:59:49] simple [580/770] has challenged KindOne [419/1068] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:16:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/18/22 09:01:01] simple [648/770] has challenged caeli [158/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:58:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/18/22 12:01:36] simple [358/770] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1964/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:03 is added to simple's clock.
[10/19/22 09:48:14] neurospex, vegadark, and Kurenai [2062/2280] have team battled simple, misha, and drahthaar [921/2924] and won! 3 days, 01:48:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 10:10:47] neurospex [325/754] has challenged simple [352/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:02:26 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/20/22 13:11:23] simple [478/770] has challenged vegadark [536/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:43 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/22 14:36:58] dwfreed, caeli, and Kurenai [2108/2585] have team battled simple, TauPan, and pants [2636/2823] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/22 19:12:35] simple [600/770] has challenged drahthaar [691/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:08 is added to simple's clock.
[10/20/22 22:12:52] caeli [815/1048] has challenged simple [328/770] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:54:36 is removed from caeli's clock.
[10/20/22 22:13:10] TimWolla [863/904] has challenged simple [282/770] in combat and won! 27 days, 10:11:20 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[10/21/22 00:13:35] dwfreed [25/1094] has challenged simple [273/770] in combat and lost! 22 days, 06:05:29 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/21/22 07:14:59] tomato [1056/1307] has challenged simple [595/770] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:33:09 is removed from tomato's clock.
[10/21/22 11:15:46] Asara [955/1039] has challenged simple [548/770] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:33:13 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/21/22 18:47:10] misha, KindOne, and HeavyPodda [1595/3752] have team battled simple, vegadark, and pants [149/3099] and won! 1 day, 16:48:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 20:17:34] elf [179/965] has challenged simple [24/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:57:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/22/22 01:48:14] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:29 towards level 121.
[10/22/22 03:18:56] tomato [558/1307] has challenged simple [26/770] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:08:33 is removed from tomato's clock.
[10/22/22 10:20:22] simple [658/770] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [128/2399] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/22/22 18:26:22] simple [116/770] has come upon dwfreed [352/1094] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:05 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/22 03:23:45] elf [201/965] has challenged simple [589/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:26 is added to elf's clock.
[10/23/22 06:24:22] simple [439/770] has challenged elf [575/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:26 is added to simple's clock.
[10/23/22 17:31:22] simple [231/770] has come upon freeboson [707/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:15 is added to simple's clock.
[10/24/22 06:55:23] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:25 towards level 121.
[10/24/22 08:54:05] Asara [920/1039] has come upon simple [248/770] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:26:41 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/24/22 09:13:54] simple, TimWolla, IdleMaster, and tomato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/22 10:13:35] simple [422/770] has challenged freeboson [572/1007] in combat and lost! 17 days, 22:46:43 is added to simple's clock.
[10/24/22 12:30:56] vegadark, Asara, and kenyon [1072/3377] have team battled cirdan, dwfreed, and simple [552/3289] and won! 4 days, 11:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/22 18:31:32] simple [653/770] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2240/2399] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:29:04 is added to simple's clock.
[10/25/22 08:32:06] simple [409/770] has come upon pants [58/1395] and taken them in combat! 48 days, 08:14:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/25/22 13:32:44] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:49:58 towards level 122.
[10/25/22 20:42:43] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:15:38 towards level 122.
[10/26/22 00:17:18] jayvee [532/898] has challenged simple [575/770] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:32:47 is added to jayvee's clock.
[10/26/22 02:48:08] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:26:52 towards level 122.
[10/26/22 05:51:00] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/22 11:40:40] simple, Kurenai, and TauPan [737/2025] have team battled misha, HeavyPodda, and zbe [3004/4007] and lost! 4 days, 07:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/22 14:19:36] simple [50/773] has challenged KindOne [662/1060] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:38:14 is added to simple's clock.
[10/27/22 04:27:21] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:08:38 towards level 122.
[10/27/22 06:22:20] simple [164/773] has challenged misha [700/1175] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:31:24 is added to simple's clock.
[10/27/22 15:50:20] neurospex, freeboson, simple, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/22 15:52:20] simple [768/773] has come upon neurospex [236/754] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 15:19:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/27/22 23:52:49] simple [228/773] has come upon TimWolla [189/904] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:34:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/28/22 05:26:09] simple [742/773] has challenged TauPan [349/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:54:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/28/22 07:26:29] simple [621/773] has challenged TimWolla [678/895] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:58:33 is added to simple's clock.
[10/28/22 08:26:38] simple [142/773] has challenged misha [678/1175] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:22:18 is added to simple's clock.
[10/28/22 17:17:26] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:36:01 towards level 122.
[10/28/22 20:28:43] dwfreed [92/1094] has challenged simple [409/773] in combat and lost! 114 days, 10:20:22 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/29/22 16:31:58] simple [279/773] has challenged TimWolla [245/895] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:37:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/30/22 03:33:49] Asara [417/1039] has challenged simple [378/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:09:47 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/30/22 06:07:18] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:01 towards level 122.
[10/30/22 15:15:43] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:15 towards level 122.
[10/31/22 00:37:16] cirdan [1127/1425] has challenged simple [479/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:40:27 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/31/22 01:15:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 10:31:52 toward level 122.
[10/31/22 06:21:55] misha, caeli, and vegadark [2321/3164] have team battled HeavyPodda, simple, and KindOne [436/3309] and won! 2 days, 04:46:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 12:39:14] misha [314/1175] has challenged simple [83/773] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:19:25 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/31/22 12:39:14] misha has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:48:12 is added to simple's clock.
[10/31/22 23:48:59] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:02 towards level 122.
[11/01/22 06:37:46] neurospex, pants, drahthaar, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/22 21:44:48] simple [321/773] has challenged tomato [66/1298] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:56:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/01/22 23:45:09] simple [451/773] has challenged caeli [686/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:06:31 is added to simple's clock.
[11/02/22 13:47:28] caeli [681/1048] has challenged simple [121/773] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:04:36 is removed from caeli's clock.
[11/03/22 03:49:53] simple [200/773] has challenged TimWolla [594/895] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:40:02 is added to simple's clock.
[11/03/22 04:50:03] drahthaar [870/951] has challenged simple [49/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:13:37 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[11/06/22 22:07:14] simple [764/773] has challenged HeavyPodda [1032/1476] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:12:48 is added to simple's clock.
[11/07/22 12:09:45] simple [258/773] has challenged TauPan [175/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:48:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/07/22 13:09:56] vegadark [308/941] has challenged simple [237/773] in combat and won! 95 days, 18:10:43 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/07/22 19:06:54] dwfreed, pants, and simple [1705/3253] have team battled kenyon, HeavyPodda, and Asara [1457/3952] and won! 1 day, 06:23:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 20:11:15] simple [765/773] has challenged TauPan [476/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/07/22 23:11:47] vegadark [409/941] has challenged simple [459/773] in combat and lost! 37 days, 21:54:20 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/08/22 15:14:40] zbe [1191/1323] has challenged simple [79/773] in combat and won! 24 days, 02:30:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/08/22 18:29:06] simple, Asara, Kurenai, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/22 21:15:44] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:00 from level 122.
[11/08/22 21:15:47] TauPan [504/665] has challenged simple [48/773] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:54:23 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[11/09/22 03:16:51] simple [70/773] has challenged Asara [171/1039] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:55 is added to simple's clock.
[11/09/22 06:19:24] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:08 towards level 122.
[11/09/22 07:17:35] dwfreed [1036/1085] has challenged simple [449/773] in combat and won! 26 days, 14:37:25 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/09/22 08:17:46] zbe [675/1323] has challenged simple [249/773] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:17:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/09/22 20:33:29] dwfreed, simple, and Kurenai [1109/2444] have team battled HeavyPodda, Asara, and Lnk [2058/3794] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/22 22:20:18] Asara [1012/1039] has challenged simple [53/773] in combat and won! 1391 days, 05:09:52 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/10/22 00:20:39] simple [149/773] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1111/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:41 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/22 02:03:12] dwfreed [258/1085] has come upon simple [131/773] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 09:13:43 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/10/22 03:01:04] simple [647/773] has come upon Kurenai [500/586] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/10/22 09:53:19] simple [67/773] has come upon pants [738/1395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:26 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/22 14:23:09] simple [471/773] has challenged caeli [827/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:01 is added to simple's clock.
[11/10/22 23:24:48] drahthaar [211/951] has challenged simple [403/773] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:18:59 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[11/11/22 01:25:11] Kurenai [518/586] has challenged simple [717/773] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:30:57 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/11/22 06:06:01] Lnk, simple, zbe, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/22 10:55:02] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:23 towards level 122.
[11/11/22 14:27:30] caeli [862/1048] has challenged simple [522/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:29:41 is removed from caeli's clock.
[11/11/22 19:28:25] simple [245/773] has challenged pants [524/1395] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:17 is added to simple's clock.
[11/11/22 20:57:53] simple [270/773] has challenged Kurenai [429/586] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:18:33 is added to simple's clock.
[11/11/22 21:41:34] simple, IdleMaster, and dwfreed [1823/2839] have team battled vegadark, HeavyPodda, and TauPan [1908/3098] and lost! 7 days, 08:58:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/22 02:29:47] dwfreed, drahthaar, simple, and HeavyPodda have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/22 08:30:47] simple [720/773] has challenged HeavyPodda [808/1498] in combat and lost! 17 days, 10:06:32 is added to simple's clock.
[11/12/22 12:05:15] simple [440/773] has come upon zbe [137/1323] and taken them in combat! 28 days, 12:20:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/22 16:32:12] simple [625/773] has challenged kenyon [796/1437] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:44:35 is added to simple's clock.
[11/13/22 09:35:15] simple [741/773] has challenged HeavyPodda [165/1498] in combat and won! 31 days, 00:04:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/14/22 01:38:08] vegadark [616/935] has challenged simple [349/773] in combat and won! 30 days, 02:02:55 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/14/22 10:39:46] simple [98/773] has challenged Kurenai [560/595] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:29:19 is added to simple's clock.
[11/15/22 00:42:21] simple [545/773] has challenged HeavyPodda [555/1498] in combat and lost! 13 days, 02:33:34 is added to simple's clock.
[11/15/22 14:08:44] IdleMaster, TauPan, and HeavyPodda [320/3138] have team battled vegadark, dwfreed, and simple [1506/2818] and lost! 0 days, 18:04:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/22 17:45:26] Asara [443/1039] has challenged simple [661/773] in combat and lost! 38 days, 07:41:27 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/15/22 20:45:58] simple [239/773] has challenged drahthaar [132/951] in combat and won! 16 days, 03:59:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/16/22 17:49:47] simple [646/773] has challenged TauPan [565/665] in combat and won! 14 days, 23:15:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/17/22 04:51:52] drahthaar [798/954] has challenged simple [22/773] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:26:21 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[11/17/22 13:53:31] dwfreed [495/1110] has challenged simple [635/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:08:49 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/17/22 15:53:53] simple [106/773] has challenged pants [874/1395] in combat and lost! 10 days, 10:20:03 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/22 05:56:25] simple [668/773] has challenged zbe [1248/1323] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:18:53 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/22 13:57:52] tomato [282/1298] has challenged simple [564/773] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:55:27 is added to tomato's clock.
[11/18/22 14:58:03] simple [223/773] has challenged vegadark [917/935] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:49:57 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/22 17:37:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 22:17:07 from level 123.
[11/18/22 17:58:37] simple [640/773] has challenged pants [225/1395] in combat and won! 30 days, 11:16:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/18/22 19:25:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 34 days, 11:32:46 toward level 123.
[11/19/22 07:00:59] simple [479/773] has challenged Asara [886/1039] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:58:28 is added to simple's clock.
[11/19/22 09:01:21] simple [243/773] has challenged drahthaar [221/947] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:39:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/21/22 00:08:23] simple [530/773] has challenged neurospex [462/757] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:54:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/21/22 06:58:50] simple, caeli, and kenyon [1943/3213] have team battled TauPan, drahthaar, and Asara [1490/2662] and won! 2 days, 11:47:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 12:10:35] simple [356/773] has challenged zbe [943/1323] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:45:17 is added to simple's clock.
[11/21/22 19:24:51] kenyon, TauPan, and simple [1578/2875] have team battled Asara, HeavyPodda, and neurospex [3058/3289] and lost! 2 days, 03:53:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/22 21:12:14] vegadark [761/935] has challenged simple [24/773] in combat and won! 62 days, 08:31:18 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/22/22 06:23:39] freeboson, simple, kenyon, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/22 11:14:51] dwfreed [1079/1110] has challenged simple [424/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:19 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/22/22 23:17:08] jayvee [865/903] has challenged simple [492/773] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:51:42 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[11/23/22 03:17:54] simple [117/773] has challenged HeavyPodda [1283/1493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:47:26 is added to simple's clock.
[11/23/22 07:18:38] Asara [202/1039] has challenged simple [224/773] in combat and lost! 20 days, 14:50:07 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/23/22 10:19:14] misha [520/1175] has challenged simple [274/773] in combat and won! 20 days, 11:48:02 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/23/22 13:19:51] simple [562/773] has challenged cirdan [303/1425] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:43:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/23/22 18:12:05] Lnk, jayvee, and neurospex [972/2905] have team battled simple, caeli, and HeavyPodda [2086/3269] and lost! 0 days, 13:53:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/22 20:21:21] elf [833/983] has challenged simple [187/773] in combat and won! 209 days, 11:10:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/23/22 21:10:26] Asara, kenyon, and caeli [1272/3479] have team battled tomato, simple, and IdleMaster [1784/3048] and lost! 3 days, 08:55:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/22 21:21:34] pants [1197/1387] has challenged simple [326/773] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:36:24 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/23/22 21:21:34] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 61 charm! pants picks it up, tossing their old level 45 charm to simple.
[11/24/22 10:40:33] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:33 from level 123.
[11/24/22 20:26:02] neurospex [539/757] has challenged simple [741/757] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:16:54 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/24/22 22:26:25] misha [840/1175] has challenged simple [463/757] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:08:30 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/25/22 08:28:17] jayvee [554/903] has challenged simple [281/757] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:58:53 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[11/25/22 18:26:04] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:50 towards level 123.
[11/25/22 21:11:27] simple, neurospex, and tomato [1349/2812] have team battled Kurenai, cirdan, and vegadark [2511/3027] and lost! 0 days, 22:12:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/22 08:29:56] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:43 towards level 123.
[11/26/22 13:34:08] freeboson [762/1016] has challenged simple [530/757] in combat and won! 36 days, 05:30:29 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/26/22 16:34:42] simple [178/757] has challenged neurospex [607/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:31 is added to simple's clock.
[11/27/22 10:38:03] vegadark [582/935] has challenged simple [723/757] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:24:21 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/27/22 17:39:27] simple [525/757] has challenged kenyon [889/1437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:22:06 is added to simple's clock.
[11/27/22 22:40:24] Lnk [387/1245] has challenged simple [756/757] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:46:15 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/28/22 09:57:31] simple [503/757] has come upon zbe [472/1323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/28/22 12:43:03] simple [22/757] has challenged pants [1041/1420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:55 is added to simple's clock.
[11/28/22 14:43:27] simple [657/757] has challenged pants [1276/1420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:37 is added to simple's clock.
[11/28/22 22:45:01] simple [455/757] has challenged TauPan [109/667] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:34:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/22 03:46:00] zbe [746/1323] has challenged simple [717/757] in combat and won! 16 days, 03:08:05 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/29/22 11:47:31] simple [755/757] has challenged drahthaar [356/958] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/29/22 12:17:13] elf, caeli, and Kurenai [716/2680] have team battled Lnk, simple, and IdleMaster [2889/2979] and lost! 2 days, 20:53:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/22 20:49:20] simple [592/757] has challenged vegadark [674/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:55 is added to simple's clock.
[11/30/22 04:50:58] caeli [321/1003] has challenged simple [49/757] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:46:01 is removed from caeli's clock.
[11/30/22 09:51:56] simple [409/757] has challenged HeavyPodda [15/1493] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:40:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/30/22 11:52:21] dwfreed [40/1110] has challenged simple [260/757] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:21:56 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/30/22 14:04:29] IdleMaster [3/977] has come upon simple [723/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:40:14 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/01/22 04:07:31] freeboson, misha, and dwfreed [1827/3301] have team battled HeavyPodda, simple, and Asara [2636/3280] and lost! 1 day, 17:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/22 07:56:33] simple [137/757] has challenged Asara [700/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:59 is added to simple's clock.
[12/01/22 11:09:09] simple [109/757] has challenged dwfreed [830/1110] in combat and lost! 19 days, 09:51:44 is added to simple's clock.
[12/01/22 11:57:22] drahthaar [814/958] has challenged simple [369/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:20:56 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[12/01/22 16:58:30] vegadark [675/895] has challenged simple [324/757] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:37:47 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/01/22 21:59:36] simple [474/757] has challenged tomato [167/1302] in combat and won! 25 days, 07:07:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/02/22 11:02:18] simple [268/757] has challenged IdleMaster [790/977] in combat and lost! 17 days, 04:02:06 is added to simple's clock.
[12/02/22 12:26:42] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 10:35:05 towards level 124.
[12/03/22 02:56:27] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 03:16:36 towards level 124.
[12/03/22 08:06:23] dwfreed [143/1110] has challenged simple [478/757] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:21:32 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/04/22 05:25:06] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 07:15:22] freeboson [411/843] has challenged simple [254/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:03:28 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[12/06/22 12:21:13] HeavyPodda [140/1500] has challenged simple [29/776] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:17:43 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/06/22 13:21:24] misha [407/1175] has challenged simple [248/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:05:33 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/07/22 06:24:57] vegadark [805/895] has challenged simple [722/776] in combat and won! 34 days, 03:51:57 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/08/22 04:29:33] simple [165/776] has challenged elf [46/966] in combat and won! 32 days, 08:32:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/08/22 19:32:44] dwfreed [417/1118] has challenged simple [202/776] in combat and won! 37 days, 22:33:21 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/10/22 03:46:05] dwfreed, simple, zbe, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/22 09:41:28] IdleMaster [870/989] has come upon simple [673/776] and taken them in combat! 36 days, 19:50:38 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/10/22 21:43:11] simple [754/776] has challenged elf [937/966] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:39:24 is added to simple's clock.
[12/10/22 23:55:36] simple [0/776] has come upon neurospex [567/757] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 14:19:35 is added to simple's clock.
[12/11/22 04:44:34] neurospex [391/757] has challenged simple [668/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:36 is added to neurospex's clock.
[12/11/22 05:44:47] simple [247/776] has challenged tomato [229/1302] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:46:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/22 04:49:18] misha [31/1175] has challenged simple [307/776] in combat and lost! 25 days, 20:20:38 is added to misha's clock.
[12/12/22 12:50:54] simple [345/776] has challenged Asara [333/1080] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:02:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/22 18:52:08] simple [566/776] has challenged elf [765/966] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:30:01 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/22 20:52:38] TimWolla [339/895] has challenged simple [721/776] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:47:12 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[12/13/22 02:54:01] simple [225/776] has challenged Asara [602/1080] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:43:59 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/22 04:54:27] Kurenai [307/690] has challenged simple [407/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:52:41 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/17/22 09:15:58] simple [399/776] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1489/2399] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:44:07 is added to simple's clock.
[12/17/22 10:16:09] simple [328/776] has challenged elf [659/966] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:46:34 is added to simple's clock.
[12/17/22 12:16:33] vegadark [622/895] has challenged simple [648/776] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:06:21 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/17/22 14:16:58] pants [272/1450] has challenged simple [221/776] in combat and won! 25 days, 23:41:39 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/17/22 18:06:26] simple, HeavyPodda, and TimWolla [607/3171] have team battled vegadark, Kurenai, and misha [168/2746] and won! 6 days, 09:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/22 23:11:29] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:26:22 towards level 124.
[12/17/22 23:19:00] simple [93/776] has challenged jayvee [92/1084] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:04:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/18/22 00:19:14] kenyon [467/1391] has challenged simple [628/776] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:13:48 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/18/22 02:15:28] HeavyPodda [897/1500] has come upon simple [730/776] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:52:30 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/18/22 10:21:28] Asara [510/1080] has challenged simple [683/776] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:45:09 is added to Asara's clock.
[12/18/22 11:21:40] dwfreed [910/1118] has challenged simple [295/776] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:00:20 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[12/18/22 15:25:11] tomato [859/1302] has come upon simple [252/776] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 15:08:26 is removed from tomato's clock.
[12/18/22 16:22:50] simple [373/776] has challenged TimWolla [424/895] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:26:51 is added to simple's clock.
[12/18/22 20:23:41] Lnk [979/1254] has challenged simple [18/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:25:42 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/19/22 06:25:57] jayvee [558/1084] has challenged simple [600/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:39:03 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/19/22 23:30:01] simple [192/776] has challenged kenyon [1147/1391] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:36:44 is added to simple's clock.
[12/20/22 13:32:52] zbe [27/1350] has challenged simple [477/776] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:55:19 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/21/22 03:35:46] pants [1105/1450] has challenged simple [175/776] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:12:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/21/22 14:37:59] simple [403/776] has challenged pants [111/1450] in combat and won! 19 days, 15:50:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/22 17:38:38] simple [182/776] has challenged pants [270/1450] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:39:05 is added to simple's clock.
[12/21/22 18:44:45] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:40:50 towards level 124.
[12/22/22 08:41:41] misha [254/1161] has challenged simple [442/776] in combat and lost! 19 days, 12:30:22 is added to misha's clock.
[12/22/22 11:42:13] simple [367/776] has challenged TimWolla [793/903] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:01:36 is added to simple's clock.
[12/22/22 17:43:26] simple [739/776] has challenged elf [240/966] in combat and won! 15 days, 02:50:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/22 17:43:26] simple has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 17 days, 07:48:53 is added to elf's clock.
[12/22/22 23:44:39] misha [1131/1161] has challenged simple [618/776] in combat and won! 32 days, 11:25:04 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/23/22 03:45:25] simple [643/776] has challenged TimWolla [122/903] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:24:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/23/22 08:14:38] neurospex, simple, zbe, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/22 08:46:23] simple [579/776] has challenged caeli [422/1013] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:47:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/23/22 09:55:42] caeli [412/1013] has come upon simple [422/776] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:45:33 is added to caeli's clock.
[12/23/22 14:47:28] neurospex [732/768] has challenged simple [274/776] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:19:56 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/23/22 19:33:18] simple was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:16:50 from level 124.
[12/24/22 10:51:17] simple [467/776] has challenged elf [945/966] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:59:02 is added to simple's clock.
[12/24/22 17:43:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 23:38:33 toward level 124.
[12/25/22 01:41:21] neurospex, simple, tomato, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/22 02:26:36] tomato, Asara, and simple [348/3084] have team battled neurospex, misha, and elf [734/2895] and lost! 1 day, 03:53:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/22 08:55:26] neurospex [724/768] has challenged simple [686/776] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:21 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/25/22 09:30:57] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/22 16:39:16] IdleMaster [926/985] has come upon simple [113/779] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 19:40:51 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/25/22 21:57:53] IdleMaster [423/985] has challenged simple [146/779] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:19:56 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/26/22 03:59:02] dwfreed [65/1118] has challenged simple [651/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:44:22 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/26/22 13:56:12] simple [719/779] has come upon Lnk [373/1254] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:23:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/27/22 06:03:52] HeavyPodda [213/1500] has challenged simple [505/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:30:32 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/27/22 08:24:09] Asara, misha, and simple [2834/3020] have team battled neurospex, pants, and kenyon [1378/3602] and won! 0 days, 18:48:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 22:06:57] caeli [174/1013] has challenged simple [721/779] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:51:51 is added to caeli's clock.
[12/27/22 23:44:09] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:21 towards level 124.
[12/28/22 14:09:57] simple [719/779] has challenged Kurenai [24/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/28/22 16:10:21] zbe [995/1350] has challenged simple [539/779] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:26 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/28/22 22:06:01] zbe [1051/1350] has challenged simple [407/779] in combat and won! 29 days, 03:42:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/29/22 02:27:35] pants, Lnk, simple, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/22 03:12:29] simple [565/779] has challenged elf [355/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/29/22 04:12:40] Kurenai [60/690] has challenged simple [360/779] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:39:19 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/29/22 12:14:08] drahthaar [552/953] has challenged simple [169/779] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:10:02 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[12/29/22 13:43:52] simple [561/779] has challenged Asara [692/1080] in combat and lost! 20 days, 17:35:09 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/22 16:14:54] misha [687/1161] has challenged simple [357/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:12:40 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/29/22 19:14:53] simple [674/779] has come upon elf [299/966] and taken them in combat! 46 days, 03:11:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/29/22 21:15:57] TimWolla [556/903] has challenged simple [147/779] in combat and won! 38 days, 22:42:55 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/29/22 22:16:09] simple [386/779] has challenged Kurenai [575/690] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:41:53 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/22 23:16:21] freeboson [673/848] has challenged simple [628/779] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:57:18 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[12/30/22 01:12:44] TimWolla, Kurenai, and pants [685/3043] have team battled simple, tomato, and caeli [246/3061] and won! 1 day, 15:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/22 01:16:45] simple [166/779] has challenged neurospex [60/753] in combat and won! 31 days, 19:55:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/30/22 04:17:20] drahthaar [678/953] has challenged simple [172/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:28:40 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[12/30/22 07:17:55] simple [402/779] has challenged elf [952/983] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:32:41 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/22 00:18:44] simple, kenyon, tomato, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/22 15:45:10] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:04:57 towards level 125.
[12/31/22 22:10:01] neurospex, simple, misha, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/22 23:22:02] Kurenai, IdleMaster, and dwfreed [2457/2755] have team battled simple, pants, and TimWolla [948/3132] and won! 0 days, 09:05:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/23 09:27:41] simple [420/779] has challenged pants [49/1450] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:22:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/01/23 11:36:28] pants, simple, misha, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/23 20:29:46] simple [397/779] has challenged HeavyPodda [934/1523] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:55:19 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/23 22:30:08] simple [415/779] has challenged Lnk [651/1292] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:56:18 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/23 23:30:19] simple [50/779] has challenged neurospex [20/753] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:45:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/23 01:30:42] HeavyPodda [200/1523] has challenged simple [246/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:16:04 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/02/23 03:31:04] simple [308/779] has challenged Kurenai [236/690] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:47:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/23 04:31:15] simple [182/779] has challenged drahthaar [438/948] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:54:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/23 09:32:09] kenyon [1144/1384] has challenged simple [243/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:50:21 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/02/23 22:34:36] simple [29/779] has challenged Asara [384/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:59:15 is added to simple's clock.
[01/03/23 07:15:49] Lnk, simple, zbe, and kenyon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/23 02:40:16] simple [476/779] has challenged Kurenai [114/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:49:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/04/23 07:41:12] Kurenai [406/690] has challenged simple [468/779] in combat and lost! 31 days, 01:46:43 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[01/04/23 13:30:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 4 days, 21:37:05 toward level 125.
[01/04/23 23:33:53] simple [642/779] has come upon Asara [289/1080] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:32:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/04/23 23:44:22] Lnk [549/1292] has challenged simple [150/779] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:20:54 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/05/23 01:44:44] simple [260/779] has challenged drahthaar [876/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:13 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/23 09:46:13] kenyon [479/1384] has challenged simple [503/787] in combat and lost! 26 days, 07:37:18 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/05/23 16:47:38] misha [398/1163] has come upon simple [238/787] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 04:46:56 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/05/23 22:30:54] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:29 towards level 125.
[01/06/23 08:50:48] simple [553/787] has challenged kenyon [531/1384] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/07/23 01:54:21] simple [275/787] has challenged zbe [588/1350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:13 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/23 07:55:31] simple [406/787] has challenged vegadark [91/895] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/07/23 10:37:08] simple [673/794] has challenged neurospex [256/757] in combat and won! 38 days, 08:09:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/07/23 17:57:26] simple [516/794] has challenged kenyon [404/1384] in combat and won! 25 days, 14:05:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/08/23 17:01:49] Kurenai [410/690] has challenged simple [289/794] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:09:22 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/08/23 17:01:49] Kurenai has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:53:48 is added to simple's clock.
[01/08/23 21:02:33] drahthaar [257/982] has challenged simple [140/794] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:44:02 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[01/09/23 11:05:11] simple [540/794] has challenged IdleMaster [213/985] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:59:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/10/23 19:11:30] simple [384/794] has challenged cirdan [147/1425] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:48:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/23 00:12:38] simple [42/794] has challenged neurospex [456/757] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:02:55 is added to simple's clock.
[01/11/23 01:12:51] HeavyPodda [507/1514] has challenged simple [156/794] in combat and won! 23 days, 19:13:32 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/11/23 01:12:51] HeavyPodda has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 5 days, 03:08:50 is added to simple's clock.
[01/11/23 21:42:12] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:36:59 from level 126.
[01/12/23 03:17:55] simple [204/794] has challenged misha [478/1187] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:39:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/12/23 12:11:15] cirdan [934/1425] has come upon simple [239/794] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 08:30:49 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[01/12/23 13:25:22] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:02:49 towards level 126.
[01/13/23 00:54:14] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:53 towards level 126.
[01/13/23 10:23:55] simple [600/794] has challenged Asara [549/1080] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:15:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/23 10:48:42] misha [1104/1187] has challenged simple [25/794] in combat and won! 32 days, 07:06:49 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/13/23 10:48:42] misha has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 5 days, 18:23:37 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/23 22:28:51] simple, elf, and neurospex [1685/2421] have team battled dwfreed, zbe, and TauPan [1406/3434] and won! 1 day, 18:14:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 08:28:17] simple [167/794] has challenged TauPan [377/963] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:38:48 is added to simple's clock.
[01/14/23 23:30:27] Kurenai [46/690] has come upon simple [468/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:46:31 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[01/15/23 06:32:42] IdleMaster [316/988] has challenged simple [419/794] in combat and lost! 34 days, 12:10:12 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/15/23 07:32:54] dwfreed [150/1121] has challenged simple [586/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:51:33 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[01/15/23 14:34:15] simple [360/794] has challenged pants [1306/1456] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:08:07 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/23 06:37:18] simple [5/794] has challenged Asara [1027/1080] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:32:13 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/23 17:39:27] simple [124/794] has challenged TauPan [564/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:00:15 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/23 23:40:39] dwfreed [1034/1121] has challenged simple [25/794] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:26:59 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/17/23 13:43:22] neurospex [674/757] has challenged simple [380/794] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:28:22 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/19/23 04:51:35] pants [1447/1494] has challenged simple [433/794] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:12:59 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/19/23 06:51:59] pants [969/1494] has challenged simple [477/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:02:14 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/19/23 14:53:39] zbe [83/1375] has challenged simple [239/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/19/23 22:55:30] simple [620/794] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1646/2399] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:47:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/21/23 03:39:06] simple, tomato, and kenyon [42/3410] have team battled neurospex, Kurenai, and jayvee [1835/2605] and lost! 4 days, 07:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/23 01:30:32] simple [301/794] has challenged caeli [264/1022] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:48:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/22/23 07:31:39] TimWolla [767/884] has challenged simple [724/794] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:04:50 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[01/22/23 08:24:00] HeavyPodda, caeli, and Kurenai [3015/3226] have team battled simple, TimWolla, and misha [1545/2838] and won! 1 day, 02:50:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 01:34:57] simple [45/794] has challenged vegadark [731/895] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:22:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/23 03:35:20] simple [2/794] has challenged zbe [844/1375] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:10:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/23/23 22:03:00] cirdan, simple, zbe, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/23 00:27:25] pants, TauPan, and freeboson [2506/3346] have team battled Kurenai, IdleMaster, and simple [1221/2472] and won! 0 days, 22:50:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 01:39:29] freeboson [309/889] has challenged simple [101/794] in combat and won! 52 days, 19:53:13 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/24/23 06:40:23] HeavyPodda [194/1514] has challenged simple [354/794] in combat and lost! 119 days, 06:12:37 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/24/23 12:41:27] simple [532/794] has challenged neurospex [314/757] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:19:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/25/23 16:20:28] freeboson, simple, zbe, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/23 21:50:08] TimWolla [170/891] has challenged simple [248/794] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:30:46 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[01/25/23 22:53:40] simple [621/794] has come upon Asara [823/1072] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:51:35 is added to simple's clock.
[01/26/23 12:53:13] KindOne [68/1060] has challenged simple [179/794] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:01:23 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/26/23 15:21:25] simple [379/794] has come upon vegadark [286/895] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:13:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/26/23 20:54:50] simple [447/794] has challenged KindOne [55/1060] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:46:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/23 00:16:24] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:57 towards level 126.
[01/27/23 07:57:06] simple [785/794] has challenged caeli [13/1026] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:27:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/23 12:58:09] neurospex [10/730] has challenged simple [287/794] in combat and lost! 1272 days, 12:15:31 is added to neurospex's clock.
[01/28/23 06:05:08] simple [241/794] has come upon drahthaar [879/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:05:07 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/23 07:19:19] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:21 towards level 126.
[01/28/23 12:02:49] kenyon [1178/1303] has challenged simple [375/794] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:57:38 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/28/23 12:02:49] kenyon has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:41:22 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/23 08:01:19] simple [156/794] has challenged TauPan [415/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:12:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/23 16:02:56] drahthaar [978/1002] has challenged simple [33/794] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:01:01 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[01/30/23 06:32:09] TauPan, caeli, and Asara [1453/3061] have team battled simple, vegadark, and KindOne [2500/2751] and lost! 0 days, 20:37:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/23 09:37:30] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:18 towards level 126.
[01/31/23 17:12:53] simple [567/794] has challenged drahthaar [76/1002] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:43:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/31/23 20:13:31] simple [471/794] has challenged caeli [657/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:43:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/01/23 06:37:59] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:30 towards level 126.
[02/01/23 08:47:09] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 14:17:09] Kurenai [587/690] has challenged simple [275/815] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:32:41 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[02/01/23 16:17:33] simple [112/815] has challenged Lnk [782/1389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:44 is added to simple's clock.
[02/02/23 01:19:24] Lnk [424/1389] has challenged simple [549/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:34 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/02/23 17:57:53] jayvee, simple, and vegadark [2339/2857] have team battled Lnk, Asara, and cirdan [2596/3720] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/23 20:46:00] kenyon [42/1303] has come upon simple [359/815] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 08:29:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/03/23 04:24:49] cirdan [937/1259] has challenged simple [155/815] in combat and won! 22 days, 21:00:34 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[02/03/23 08:25:38] simple [374/815] has challenged TimWolla [789/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:37 is added to simple's clock.
[02/03/23 09:25:51] vegadark [6/897] has challenged simple [798/815] in combat and lost! 27 days, 05:23:36 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/03/23 10:20:57] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:53 towards level 126.
[02/03/23 10:26:03] simple [196/815] has challenged KindOne [960/1060] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:26 is added to simple's clock.
[02/03/23 12:26:27] simple [46/815] has challenged KindOne [244/1060] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:21 is added to simple's clock.
[02/04/23 06:14:20] HeavyPodda [158/1530] has come upon simple [712/815] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:07:36 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/04/23 13:31:39] simple [747/815] has challenged zbe [1133/1375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:32 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/23 14:36:44] pants [278/1494] has challenged simple [683/815] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:54:06 is added to pants's clock.
[02/05/23 18:38:55] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/23 06:40:01] tomato [41/1321] has challenged simple [805/819] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:05:52 is added to tomato's clock.
[02/07/23 04:44:28] IdleMaster [393/1040] has challenged simple [558/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:16 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/07/23 12:46:06] simple [597/819] has challenged HeavyPodda [70/1538] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/07/23 14:49:22] simple [738/819] has challenged KindOne [862/1060] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:21:37 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/23 18:47:20] simple [377/819] has challenged pants [605/1494] in combat and lost! 25 days, 23:33:08 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/23 21:47:58] simple [160/819] has challenged cirdan [581/1281] in combat and lost! 24 days, 22:07:42 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/23 02:48:57] pants [565/1494] has challenged simple [816/819] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:46:15 is added to pants's clock.
[02/08/23 07:49:56] simple [466/819] has challenged zbe [476/1505] in combat and lost! 27 days, 00:57:35 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/23 08:02:23] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 19:15:59 from level 127.
[02/08/23 08:50:08] simple [128/819] has challenged Kurenai [695/712] in combat and lost! 20 days, 16:56:45 is added to simple's clock.
[02/08/23 17:51:59] freeboson [602/1049] has challenged simple [564/819] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:49:36 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/08/23 22:19:49] jayvee, pants, and dwfreed [592/3750] have team battled IdleMaster, simple, and caeli [285/2889] and won! 6 days, 18:47:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/23 01:53:35] Lnk [111/1393] has challenged simple [550/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:51:58 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/09/23 06:54:35] TimWolla [449/899] has challenged simple [351/819] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:17:33 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[02/09/23 20:57:25] kenyon [1038/1303] has challenged simple [804/819] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:34 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/09/23 21:20:20] simple [511/819] has come upon TimWolla [300/899] and taken them in combat! 69 days, 18:58:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/10/23 04:59:01] Lnk [222/1382] has challenged simple [437/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:57 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/10/23 08:59:50] TimWolla [541/899] has challenged simple [207/819] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:13:48 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[02/11/23 12:35:57] jayvee, simple, Kurenai, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/12/23 06:08:55] simple [699/819] has challenged dwfreed [648/1092] in combat and won! 638 days, 04:03:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/23 13:10:18] simple [669/819] has challenged zbe [315/1505] in combat and won! 383 days, 10:33:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/23 17:35:24] Asara, vegadark, and simple [2262/2810] have team battled TauPan, KindOne, and drahthaar [2361/3014] and lost! 2 days, 06:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/23 17:57:40] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 93 days, 11:44:51 towards level 127.
[02/13/23 00:12:32] simple [563/819] has challenged zbe [271/1505] in combat and won! 255 days, 03:44:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/23 00:32:36] simple [747/819] has come upon kenyon [922/1303] and been defeated in combat! 131 days, 01:43:35 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/23 06:13:41] TauPan [843/974] has challenged simple [24/819] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:34 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/13/23 11:14:43] kenyon [1026/1303] has challenged simple [450/819] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:26:12 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/14/23 00:12:52] simple got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 82 days, 00:55:21 from level 127.
[02/14/23 02:19:11] simple [793/819] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2377/2399] in combat and lost! 90 days, 05:36:16 is added to simple's clock.
[02/14/23 06:19:59] kenyon [671/1303] has challenged simple [118/819] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:16:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/14/23 07:20:12] simple [808/819] has challenged caeli [587/1034] in combat and won! 188 days, 13:09:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/14/23 08:20:25] simple [218/819] has challenged drahthaar [801/980] in combat and lost! 96 days, 10:51:22 is added to simple's clock.
[02/14/23 10:43:49] misha [525/1050] has come upon simple [182/819] and taken them in combat! 167 days, 14:51:17 is removed from misha's clock.
[02/15/23 03:24:23] simple [78/819] has challenged dwfreed [608/1092] in combat and lost! 152 days, 21:39:50 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/23 10:25:46] simple [492/819] has challenged TauPan [176/974] in combat and won! 241 days, 23:14:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/15/23 12:58:06] drahthaar, simple, zbe, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/23 17:27:11] zbe [1466/1523] has challenged simple [684/819] in combat and won! 29 days, 08:54:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/15/23 17:27:11] zbe has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 91 days, 02:13:39 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/23 22:28:12] simple [215/819] has challenged TimWolla [173/892] in combat and won! 195 days, 11:41:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/23 04:29:27] IdleMaster [175/1040] has challenged simple [586/819] in combat and lost! 42 days, 02:30:00 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/16/23 06:29:52] IdleMaster [779/1040] has challenged simple [87/819] in combat and won! 85 days, 12:56:19 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/16/23 06:29:52] IdleMaster has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 25 days, 02:49:00 is added to simple's clock.
[02/16/23 06:57:43] simple [34/819] has come upon drahthaar [693/980] and been defeated in combat! 63 days, 07:02:33 is added to simple's clock.
[02/16/23 13:31:18] simple [690/819] has challenged tomato [118/1321] in combat and won! 123 days, 23:56:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/23 13:57:02] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 07:35:01 towards level 127.
[02/16/23 14:31:29] simple [400/819] has challenged Asara [941/1071] in combat and lost! 77 days, 05:45:18 is added to simple's clock.
[02/16/23 14:48:29] simple [706/819] has come upon Asara [69/1071] and taken them in combat! 156 days, 23:09:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/23 19:32:29] IdleMaster [958/1040] has challenged simple [615/819] in combat and won! 75 days, 17:27:34 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/16/23 23:33:20] simple [422/819] has challenged dwfreed [707/1092] in combat and lost! 59 days, 07:57:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/23 10:35:36] simple [192/819] has challenged drahthaar [555/980] in combat and lost! 48 days, 22:41:42 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/23 15:36:37] Kurenai [6/727] has challenged simple [735/819] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:18:22 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/17/23 20:52:28] tomato, simple, and dwfreed [1296/3232] have team battled Lnk, Kurenai, and Asara [1668/3189] and lost! 6 days, 04:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/23 21:37:50] simple [579/819] has challenged misha [46/1028] in combat and won! 129 days, 12:22:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/18/23 06:39:39] simple [475/819] has challenged drahthaar [17/984] in combat and won! 69 days, 20:37:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/18/23 07:58:31] kenyon, Kurenai, and Asara [2916/3101] have team battled tomato, elf, and simple [1526/3111] and won! 0 days, 04:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/23 14:41:16] simple [214/819] has challenged zbe [273/1523] in combat and lost! 39 days, 08:53:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/23 16:41:41] Lnk [169/1391] has challenged simple [119/819] in combat and won! 2343 days, 05:02:31 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/19/23 04:44:08] Kurenai [0/727] has challenged simple [546/819] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:00:35 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/19/23 09:54:41] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 01:59:43 towards level 127.
[02/20/23 02:42:12] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 19:30:28 towards level 127.
[02/20/23 06:49:23] zbe [1120/1532] has challenged simple [193/819] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:54:11 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/20/23 10:40:05] TauPan, simple, TimWolla, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/23 19:52:07] elf [305/971] has challenged simple [737/819] in combat and lost! 1575 days, 20:09:46 is added to elf's clock.
[02/20/23 22:52:46] simple [325/819] has challenged elf [16/971] in combat and won! 68 days, 15:01:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/21/23 00:53:11] TauPan [751/950] has challenged simple [320/819] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:06:31 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[02/21/23 05:38:39] elf, simple, zbe, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/23 12:55:40] elf [141/971] has challenged simple [191/819] in combat and lost! 1004 days, 00:45:34 is added to elf's clock.
[02/21/23 15:56:18] simple [162/819] has challenged kenyon [296/1327] in combat and lost! 18 days, 00:57:17 is added to simple's clock.
[02/21/23 17:56:42] simple [538/819] has challenged KindOne [628/1060] in combat and lost! 12 days, 10:03:44 is added to simple's clock.
[02/21/23 18:56:55] drahthaar [241/988] has challenged simple [128/819] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:54:58 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/22/23 02:58:35] Asara [671/1071] has challenged simple [86/819] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:11:46 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/22/23 04:44:45] elf, Lnk, simple, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/23 05:59:13] simple [0/819] has challenged TimWolla [157/899] in combat and lost! 14 days, 23:25:54 is added to simple's clock.
[02/22/23 10:01:10] simple [391/819] has come upon drahthaar [348/988] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 18:23:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/22/23 18:05:17] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:50:36 towards level 127.
[02/22/23 19:01:54] simple [173/819] has challenged vegadark [820/920] in combat and lost! 13 days, 15:00:45 is added to simple's clock.
[02/23/23 01:24:26] simple [288/819] has come upon IdleMaster [403/1044] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 23:04:42 is added to simple's clock.
[02/23/23 16:06:17] simple [404/819] has challenged kenyon [182/1327] in combat and won! 36 days, 16:07:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/23/23 20:35:58] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:19:10 towards level 127.
[02/24/23 13:10:36] IdleMaster [1042/1044] has challenged simple [614/819] in combat and won! 25 days, 01:06:04 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/25/23 01:49:30] jayvee, simple, zbe, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/23 06:14:04] simple [349/827] has challenged vegadark [596/920] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:24:10 is added to simple's clock.
[02/25/23 08:14:29] simple [279/827] has challenged drahthaar [593/992] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:08:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/25/23 15:15:54] simple [544/827] has challenged pants [299/1458] in combat and won! 22 days, 10:53:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/25/23 17:16:18] simple [589/827] has challenged Kurenai [258/727] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:24:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/26/23 11:15:33] jayvee [210/1191] has challenged simple [622/827] in combat and lost! 14 days, 10:23:09 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/26/23 17:21:07] simple [654/827] has challenged Lnk [684/1391] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:49:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/23 18:21:17] simple [269/827] has challenged drahthaar [198/992] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:50:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/27/23 06:31:19] simple [279/827] has come upon pants [854/1458] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:40:16 is added to simple's clock.
[02/27/23 07:57:08] TimWolla, zbe, and simple [1681/3258] have team battled HeavyPodda, Asara, and misha [1795/3637] and lost! 0 days, 23:15:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 16:25:48] simple [643/827] has challenged KindOne [99/1060] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:36:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/23 08:29:02] drahthaar [959/992] has challenged simple [88/827] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:15:36 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/28/23 09:06:43] zbe [683/1532] has come upon simple [289/827] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:18:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/28/23 16:08:55] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:24:26 towards level 127.
[02/28/23 18:31:07] tomato [343/1298] has challenged simple [156/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:23:03 is removed from tomato's clock.
[02/28/23 18:31:07] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 97 tunic! tomato picks it up, tossing their old level 90 tunic to simple.
[02/28/23 20:31:32] simple [162/820] has challenged dwfreed [25/1092] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:15:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/23 23:32:09] simple [19/820] has challenged pants [96/1458] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:12:08 is added to simple's clock.
[03/01/23 16:35:35] HeavyPodda [1490/1538] has challenged simple [797/820] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:52:57 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/02/23 14:13:49] kenyon, elf, and tomato [2245/3603] have team battled simple, jayvee, and pants [1408/3491] and won! 0 days, 06:25:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/23 17:40:42] simple [503/820] has challenged KindOne [257/1072] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/02/23 23:41:56] drahthaar [774/992] has challenged simple [367/820] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:20:36 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[03/03/23 04:42:57] simple [153/820] has challenged TimWolla [663/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:28:13 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/23 06:43:22] simple [544/820] has challenged dwfreed [745/1092] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:29:28 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/23 11:20:24] KindOne, TauPan, and misha [1517/3098] have team battled TimWolla, Kurenai, and simple [1394/2446] and won! 0 days, 00:55:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/23 11:44:20] kenyon [1144/1327] has challenged simple [744/820] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:08:33 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/03/23 12:21:11] tomato [1271/1305] has challenged simple [435/820] in combat and won! 23 days, 22:14:01 is removed from tomato's clock.
[03/03/23 12:44:30] caeli [574/1085] has challenged simple [80/820] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:40:02 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/03/23 13:44:42] simple [743/820] has challenged Asara [20/1071] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:59:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/23 21:46:19] simple [125/820] has challenged caeli [241/1085] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:52:50 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/23 02:47:19] simple [213/820] has challenged kenyon [1212/1327] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:55:20 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/23 05:26:09] pants, dwfreed, and vegadark [1460/3470] have team battled simple, misha, and kenyon [2055/3175] and lost! 0 days, 11:07:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/23 08:44:42] simple [561/820] has come upon drahthaar [857/992] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:49:52 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/23 10:39:20] simple [283/820] has come upon Lnk [1258/1391] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:13:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/23 16:50:09] tomato [582/1305] has challenged simple [378/820] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:57:38 is removed from tomato's clock.
[03/04/23 20:50:57] TimWolla [303/865] has challenged simple [671/820] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:44:26 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/04/23 21:10:37] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:21:52 from level 127.
[03/04/23 22:51:20] simple [640/820] has challenged elf [14/971] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:35:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/23 11:53:55] pants [1226/1501] has challenged simple [669/820] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:03:43 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/05/23 15:54:42] simple [12/820] has challenged TauPan [956/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:58:05 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/23 18:55:19] vegadark [657/920] has challenged simple [687/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:45 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/05/23 19:49:51] simple [505/820] has come upon caeli [459/1085] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:10:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/23 22:56:06] simple [674/820] has challenged misha [915/1028] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:46:46 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/23 00:56:31] simple [701/820] has challenged Lnk [744/1391] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:34:03 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/23 15:59:33] HeavyPodda [1255/1546] has challenged simple [230/820] in combat and won! 30 days, 11:37:57 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/06/23 16:59:46] Asara [944/1071] has challenged simple [289/820] in combat and won! 44 days, 05:53:55 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/06/23 22:00:44] simple [580/820] has challenged drahthaar [693/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:45:25 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/23 23:00:57] simple [239/820] has challenged HeavyPodda [255/1546] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:02:42 is added to simple's clock.
[03/07/23 19:04:58] simple [646/820] has challenged jayvee [1050/1213] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:45:53 is added to simple's clock.
[03/07/23 22:53:13] vegadark, simple, and TimWolla [1605/2618] have team battled dwfreed, TauPan, and Kurenai [189/2974] and won! 4 days, 22:16:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/23 06:53:13] simple [147/820] has challenged misha [751/964] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:35:17 is added to simple's clock.
[03/29/23 11:54:13] simple [367/820] has challenged jayvee [929/1191] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:54:35 is added to simple's clock.
[03/29/23 23:52:48] simple lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:56:04 from level 127.
[03/29/23 23:56:37] TauPan [661/999] has challenged simple [515/820] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:32:02 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[03/30/23 10:05:17] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:38:43 towards level 127.
[03/30/23 12:59:13] simple [4/820] has challenged TimWolla [151/884] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:10:41 is added to simple's clock.
[03/30/23 17:00:03] simple [723/820] has challenged TimWolla [226/884] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:25:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/30/23 17:06:40] drahthaar, simple, IdleMaster, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/23 14:04:04] drahthaar [511/652] has challenged simple [42/820] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:51:32 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[04/01/23 08:07:37] cirdan [136/1233] has challenged simple [579/820] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:29:18 is added to cirdan's clock.
[04/01/23 08:45:44] simple, kenyon, and vegadark [3015/3067] have team battled Lnk, zbe, and IdleMaster [1464/4009] and won! 2 days, 08:53:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/23 18:09:28] simple [209/820] has challenged jayvee [192/1166] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:55:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/01/23 19:09:40] Kurenai [625/896] has challenged simple [10/820] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:43:48 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[04/01/23 19:09:40] Kurenai has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:10:53 is added to simple's clock.
[04/01/23 20:09:51] simple [240/820] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1944/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:46:50 is added to simple's clock.
[04/01/23 22:10:14] simple [3/820] has challenged pants [1202/1543] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:59:32 is added to simple's clock.
[04/02/23 03:11:10] simple [636/820] has challenged drahthaar [236/652] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:25:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/02/23 09:52:18] simple, HeavyPodda, and vegadark [2133/3286] have team battled zbe, elf, and drahthaar [2328/3005] and lost! 2 days, 15:29:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/23 10:04:59] cirdan, vegadark, and KindOne [3133/3191] have team battled simple, Kurenai, and pants [314/3259] and won! 6 days, 13:36:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 14:13:08] vegadark [173/920] has challenged simple [69/820] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:10:13 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/02/23 18:13:51] simple [664/820] has challenged TauPan [837/999] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:26:08 is added to simple's clock.
[04/02/23 23:14:48] TauPan [78/999] has challenged simple [458/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:16 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/03/23 06:16:06] Kurenai [587/896] has challenged simple [3/820] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:56:17 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[04/03/23 09:16:39] simple [244/820] has challenged jayvee [300/1200] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:42:59 is added to simple's clock.
[04/03/23 13:14:30] elf, simple, kenyon, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/23 13:17:21] simple [147/820] has challenged elf [227/778] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:35:55 is added to simple's clock.
[04/04/23 08:21:03] tomato [150/1311] has challenged simple [369/820] in combat and lost! 14 days, 08:32:47 is added to tomato's clock.
[04/04/23 11:15:41] zbe [1074/1575] has challenged simple [521/820] in combat and won! 32 days, 07:06:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/04/23 14:22:10] simple [663/820] has challenged misha [478/964] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:20:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/23 14:22:10] simple has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 28 days, 00:33:01 is added to misha's clock.
[04/04/23 22:16:55] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:09 towards level 127.
[04/05/23 11:05:53] KindOne [17/1038] has come upon simple [20/820] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:59:05 is added to KindOne's clock.
[04/06/23 12:30:53] simple [223/820] has challenged Lnk [1373/1379] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:04:44 is added to simple's clock.
[04/06/23 13:31:04] vegadark [99/1206] has challenged simple [507/820] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:06:45 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/07/23 12:49:59] simple, kenyon, Kurenai, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/23 20:53:24] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/08/23 14:40:08] simple [47/814] has challenged zbe [1505/1614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:34:02 is added to simple's clock.
[04/08/23 20:41:16] simple [172/814] has challenged misha [79/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:36:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/08/23 22:41:38] Kurenai [627/896] has challenged simple [135/814] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:17:21 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[04/09/23 04:44:35] jayvee, caeli, and TimWolla [1093/3420] have team battled simple, Kurenai, and KindOne [2494/2748] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/23 08:43:31] zbe [1037/1614] has challenged simple [149/814] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:42:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/09/23 20:01:53] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:12 towards level 127.
[04/10/23 03:47:08] misha [517/965] has challenged simple [654/814] in combat and lost! 20 days, 19:22:19 is added to misha's clock.
[04/10/23 16:36:34] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:55 towards level 127.
[04/11/23 10:53:21] Asara [162/1299] has challenged simple [781/814] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:26:16 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/11/23 11:47:38] KindOne, Lnk, and tomato [977/3732] have team battled pants, simple, and Asara [2680/3656] and lost! 4 days, 07:11:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/23 15:54:19] simple [20/814] has challenged pants [1297/1590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/23 03:56:40] simple [263/814] has challenged misha [621/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:00 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/23 04:56:50] kenyon [457/1320] has challenged simple [124/814] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:31:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/12/23 13:58:30] simple [176/814] has challenged drahthaar [308/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:16 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/23 17:59:19] simple [536/814] has challenged HeavyPodda [1292/1510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:23 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/23 22:00:08] simple [141/814] has challenged jayvee [584/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:18 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/23 07:01:51] simple [103/814] has challenged tomato [962/1315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:08 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/23 15:08:29] simple [421/814] has challenged caeli [584/1320] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:00:01 is added to simple's clock.
[04/14/23 01:05:24] simple [398/814] has challenged TauPan [516/1016] in combat and lost! 16 days, 23:59:40 is added to simple's clock.
[04/14/23 18:16:22] Asara [703/1299] has come upon simple [301/818] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:10:41 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/14/23 20:09:08] simple [620/818] has challenged Asara [604/1299] in combat and won! 47 days, 00:45:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/14/23 22:09:32] simple [179/818] has challenged KindOne [266/1038] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:37:30 is added to simple's clock.
[06/06/23 21:20:56] kenyon [1325/1336] has challenged simple [433/818] in combat and won! 41 days, 06:52:25 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/07/23 00:02:17] misha [314/1069] has challenged simple [232/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:49:10 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/07/23 03:02:55] simple [494/818] has challenged jayvee [473/939] in combat and won! 26 days, 17:50:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/07/23 04:03:10] simple [32/818] has challenged vegadark [73/963] in combat and lost! 16 days, 02:35:48 is added to simple's clock.
[06/07/23 11:04:42] cirdan [1184/1272] has challenged simple [325/818] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:45:28 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/07/23 19:06:26] jayvee [843/961] has challenged simple [726/818] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:56:35 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[06/08/23 05:17:19] HeavyPodda [189/1510] has come upon simple [322/818] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:38:51 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/08/23 07:30:26] HeavyPodda [82/1510] has come upon simple [358/818] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:50:41 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/08/23 17:11:19] cirdan [871/1272] has challenged simple [618/818] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:44:43 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/09/23 04:13:46] simple [786/818] has challenged Lnk [86/1142] in combat and won! 36 days, 06:09:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/23 12:45:24] freeboson, simple, zbe, and tomato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/23 21:17:32] simple [247/818] has challenged kenyon [359/1336] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:24:59 is added to simple's clock.
[06/10/23 01:18:22] Asara [537/1354] has challenged simple [51/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:39:12 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/10/23 11:20:38] simple [670/818] has challenged zbe [536/1359] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:30:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/10/23 13:21:04] simple [435/818] has challenged Asara [406/1354] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:37:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/10/23 22:23:04] freeboson [370/1057] has challenged simple [679/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:52:42 is added to freeboson's clock.
[06/11/23 05:24:38] simple [26/818] has challenged cirdan [486/1272] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:04:23 is added to simple's clock.
[06/11/23 13:26:22] KindOne [1238/1322] has challenged simple [235/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:42:12 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[06/11/23 16:31:56] simple [97/818] has come upon jayvee [274/961] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:49:36 is added to simple's clock.
[06/12/23 02:29:16] IdleMaster [654/1094] has challenged simple [303/818] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:52:36 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/12/23 09:29:35] neurospex, cirdan, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/23 17:32:34] simple [754/818] has challenged misha [112/1069] in combat and won! 856 days, 12:03:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/13/23 01:29:35] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 251 days, 14:16:31 towards level 128.
[06/14/23 20:58:01] simple [608/818] has come upon elf [700/771] and been defeated in combat! 368 days, 15:26:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/15/23 04:47:00] HeavyPodda [1409/1561] has challenged simple [624/818] in combat and won! 41 days, 06:52:25 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/15/23 22:49:40] dwfreed [77/1227] has challenged simple [231/818] in combat and lost! 304 days, 15:15:21 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/16/23 08:51:56] zbe [1025/1359] has challenged simple [761/818] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:45:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/16/23 08:51:56] zbe has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 464 days, 04:14:20 is added to simple's clock.
[06/16/23 16:53:42] neurospex [834/954] has challenged simple [551/818] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:03:41 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[06/17/23 03:56:08] misha [986/1069] has challenged simple [411/818] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:40:33 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/17/23 06:11:47] zbe, KindOne, and drahthaar [558/3719] have team battled Kurenai, caeli, and simple [849/3048] and lost! 2 days, 02:37:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/23 06:56:48] simple [611/818] has challenged HeavyPodda [503/1561] in combat and won! 935 days, 18:25:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/17/23 09:57:29] simple [37/818] has challenged cirdan [179/1272] in combat and lost! 295 days, 09:55:55 is added to simple's clock.
[06/17/23 17:02:42] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 223 days, 14:42:58 towards level 128.
[06/17/23 22:00:12] simple [233/818] has challenged freeboson [953/1057] in combat and lost! 307 days, 12:49:52 is added to simple's clock.
[07/09/23 04:54:24] simple [424/818] has challenged tomato [354/1437] in combat and won! 488 days, 07:42:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/10/23 13:03:21] dwfreed [635/1168] has challenged simple [616/818] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:22:06 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/10/23 15:03:49] caeli [815/1332] has challenged simple [781/818] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:52:31 is removed from caeli's clock.
[07/10/23 23:05:38] jayvee [138/961] has challenged simple [756/818] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:15:02 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/11/23 04:06:48] TimWolla [501/899] has challenged simple [545/818] in combat and lost! 37 days, 22:28:21 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[07/11/23 06:38:59] simple, Asara, HeavyPodda, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/23 16:09:34] simple [32/818] has challenged freeboson [744/1103] in combat and lost! 208 days, 02:34:46 is added to simple's clock.
[07/11/23 23:11:12] simple [577/818] has challenged Kurenai [167/901] in combat and won! 257 days, 18:08:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/11/23 23:12:24] kenyon [963/1327] has challenged simple [790/818] in combat and won! 41 days, 21:45:13 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/12/23 23:41:52] drahthaar, simple, IdleMaster, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/23 11:13:45] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 70 days, 08:29:04 towards level 128.
[07/14/23 01:55:42] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 56 days, 14:12:22 towards level 128.
[08/07/23 03:39:20] caeli [1056/1316] has challenged simple [661/818] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:24:02 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/07/23 19:43:02] IdleMaster [926/1121] has challenged simple [33/818] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:56:42 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[08/07/23 21:43:30] simple [717/818] has challenged Lnk [999/1056] in combat and lost! 151 days, 10:58:58 is added to simple's clock.
[08/08/23 09:46:16] simple [300/818] has challenged caeli [326/1316] in combat and lost! 108 days, 23:44:31 is added to simple's clock.
[08/08/23 15:06:20] simple, TimWolla, KindOne, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/23 20:48:48] Lnk [885/1056] has challenged simple [42/818] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:31:36 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/08/23 21:49:02] pants [135/1281] has challenged simple [204/818] in combat and lost! 118 days, 22:45:59 is added to pants's clock.
[08/09/23 02:50:12] neurospex [199/958] has challenged simple [203/818] in combat and lost! 37 days, 12:56:47 is added to neurospex's clock.
[08/09/23 05:50:54] Kurenai [366/888] has challenged simple [16/818] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:17:59 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[08/09/23 14:37:38] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 53 days, 07:47:13 towards level 128.
[08/09/23 20:39:51] simple, elf, and misha [758/2880] have team battled KindOne, HeavyPodda, and Asara [2016/4403] and lost! 25 days, 11:05:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 19:47:28] dwfreed, simple, and jayvee [1545/2707] have team battled pants, HeavyPodda, and KindOne [2844/4157] and lost! 3 days, 06:57:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 08:02:30] simple [403/818] has challenged JackyB [351/645] in combat and won! 102 days, 23:12:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/12/23 08:06:31] KindOne [517/1352] has challenged simple [407/818] in combat and won! 24 days, 13:06:49 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/12/23 08:08:07] KindOne [812/1352] has challenged simple [652/818] in combat and won! 16 days, 22:28:49 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/12/23 08:52:03] simple, TimWolla, Asara, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/23 06:13:17] simple [628/818] has challenged IdleMaster [287/1121] in combat and won! 141 days, 19:34:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/13/23 06:13:17] In the fierce battle, IdleMaster dropped their level 69 set of leggings! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 53 set of leggings to IdleMaster.
[08/13/23 06:28:26] simple, Asara, HeavyPodda, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/23 13:14:56] simple [237/834] has challenged HeavyPodda [805/1524] in combat and lost! 49 days, 13:51:33 is added to simple's clock.
[08/13/23 15:15:24] drahthaar [566/1056] has challenged simple [811/834] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:03:28 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/13/23 18:16:06] simple [140/834] has challenged caeli [816/1316] in combat and lost! 35 days, 16:05:46 is added to simple's clock.
[08/13/23 20:16:34] caeli [577/1316] has challenged simple [292/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:13 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/13/23 21:51:42] simple [282/834] has come upon neurospex [680/958] and been defeated in combat! 63 days, 05:27:41 is added to simple's clock.
[08/14/23 06:18:53] neurospex [944/958] has challenged simple [297/834] in combat and won! 43 days, 19:04:04 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[08/15/23 09:30:10] IdleMaster, TimWolla, and dwfreed [1887/3054] have team battled simple, JackyB, and tomato [1546/3202] and won! 1 day, 13:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/23 14:43:35] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 43 days, 08:57:21 towards level 128.
[08/15/23 16:23:01] misha, jayvee, and KindOne [2393/3568] have team battled zbe, simple, and elf [2321/3071] and won! 3 days, 12:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/23 04:29:38] IdleMaster [321/1105] has challenged simple [441/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:43:52 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[08/16/23 06:14:59] simple [312/834] has come upon caeli [617/1316] and been defeated in combat! 45 days, 12:52:41 is added to simple's clock.
[08/16/23 23:34:04] freeboson [532/1075] has challenged simple [801/834] in combat and lost! 19 days, 17:04:47 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/17/23 04:35:15] drahthaar [721/1056] has challenged simple [36/834] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:38:55 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[08/17/23 09:36:24] simple [88/834] has challenged elf [89/765] in combat and lost! 78 days, 22:27:19 is added to simple's clock.
[08/17/23 12:37:06] TimWolla [635/971] has challenged simple [199/834] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:28:35 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/17/23 22:39:25] simple [628/834] has challenged TimWolla [818/971] in combat and lost! 80 days, 10:07:33 is added to simple's clock.
[08/18/23 02:40:21] pants [436/1082] has challenged simple [302/834] in combat and won! 143 days, 19:33:15 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/18/23 08:41:45] simple [746/834] has challenged tomato [430/1502] in combat and won! 132 days, 17:42:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/18/23 09:41:59] simple [795/834] has challenged Lnk [183/1056] in combat and won! 151 days, 07:20:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/18/23 12:42:40] freeboson [245/1075] has challenged simple [463/834] in combat and lost! 27 days, 10:22:10 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/18/23 21:09:45] caeli [28/1316] has come upon simple [588/834] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:39:42 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/19/23 14:04:53] misha, tomato, and jayvee [3494/3696] have team battled simple, JackyB, and caeli [662/3060] and won! 0 days, 15:52:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 22:50:35] simple [84/834] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [890/2399] in combat and lost! 26 days, 17:51:27 is added to simple's clock.
[08/20/23 21:55:46] Lnk [33/1056] has challenged simple [166/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:38 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/21/23 02:56:50] caeli [353/1337] has challenged simple [590/834] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:01:53 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/21/23 17:34:10] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 09:24:59 towards level 128.
[08/21/23 18:00:00] zbe [1116/1472] has challenged simple [660/834] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:53:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/22/23 17:04:46] simple [130/834] has challenged dwfreed [884/999] in combat and lost! 48 days, 05:54:01 is added to simple's clock.
[08/22/23 22:05:52] Lnk [991/1013] has challenged simple [601/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:42:42 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/23/23 00:06:17] caeli [197/1337] has challenged simple [416/834] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:32 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/23/23 02:06:45] TimWolla [701/971] has challenged simple [448/834] in combat and won! 374 days, 23:27:32 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/23/23 02:45:13] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 06:28:49 towards level 128.
[08/24/23 08:13:33] simple [763/834] has challenged dwfreed [633/999] in combat and won! 92 days, 14:25:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/24/23 13:14:39] simple [346/834] has challenged cirdan [64/1320] in combat and won! 60 days, 22:27:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/25/23 01:17:19] simple [590/834] has challenged KindOne [1154/1352] in combat and lost! 16 days, 05:10:24 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/23 06:18:27] vegadark [873/933] has challenged simple [619/834] in combat and won! 14 days, 21:10:15 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/25/23 14:24:39] caeli, elf, and neurospex [1079/3060] have team battled JackyB, simple, and cirdan [1450/3043] and lost! 9 days, 10:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/23 22:21:54] pants [7/1117] has challenged simple [464/834] in combat and lost! 11 days, 19:17:56 is added to pants's clock.
[08/27/23 05:28:20] simple [623/834] has challenged freeboson [21/1069] in combat and won! 46 days, 05:49:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/23 06:28:34] simple [699/834] has challenged JackyB [361/889] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:23:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/23 12:29:59] caeli [59/1337] has challenged simple [95/834] in combat and lost! 10 days, 07:03:13 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/27/23 13:30:14] elf [364/765] has challenged simple [228/834] in combat and won! 39 days, 23:11:09 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/27/23 22:32:17] tomato [1340/1507] has challenged simple [98/834] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:28:40 is removed from tomato's clock.
[08/28/23 02:33:13] misha [1102/1302] has challenged simple [199/834] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:17:02 is removed from misha's clock.
[08/28/23 04:33:41] simple [153/834] has challenged drahthaar [359/1056] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:58:58 is added to simple's clock.
[08/28/23 20:37:23] neurospex [252/958] has challenged simple [553/834] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:15:08 is added to neurospex's clock.
[08/29/23 17:41:59] tomato [314/1507] has challenged simple [300/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:41:13 is removed from tomato's clock.
[08/30/23 03:23:32] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:59:37 towards level 128.
[08/31/23 04:08:59] cirdan, simple, HeavyPodda, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/23 11:56:47] Lnk [618/1017] has challenged simple [596/834] in combat and won! 17 days, 23:23:39 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/01/23 17:22:14] elf, Kurenai, and tomato [2017/3201] have team battled simple, zbe, and TimWolla [3068/3277] and lost! 1 day, 06:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/23 20:58:48] Asara [694/1590] has challenged simple [709/834] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:24:04 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/02/23 13:02:27] simple [167/834] has challenged elf [277/810] in combat and lost! 12 days, 03:57:02 is added to simple's clock.
[09/03/23 03:05:37] pants [809/1117] has challenged simple [726/846] in combat and won! 51 days, 01:19:46 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/03/23 05:06:02] simple [9/846] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1733/2399] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:33:51 is added to simple's clock.
[09/04/23 18:14:10] dwfreed [452/1022] has challenged simple [257/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:53 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/04/23 18:55:46] simple [739/855] has come upon IdleMaster [740/1171] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 06:08:04 is added to simple's clock.
[09/04/23 20:14:36] simple [812/855] has challenged dwfreed [566/1022] in combat and won! 29 days, 04:13:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/05/23 00:08:05] elf, caeli, and drahthaar [949/3203] have team battled simple, kenyon, and IdleMaster [2950/3358] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/23 00:15:28] simple [454/855] has challenged freeboson [859/975] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:16:24 is added to simple's clock.
[09/05/23 11:18:01] simple [110/855] has challenged TimWolla [128/971] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:16:57 is added to simple's clock.
[09/05/23 17:13:18] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:37:39 towards level 128.
[09/05/23 20:13:05] Kurenai [13/883] has come upon simple [191/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:53:52 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[09/06/23 11:23:18] HeavyPodda [187/1502] has challenged simple [342/855] in combat and lost! 45 days, 12:20:32 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/06/23 16:24:26] simple [240/855] has challenged jayvee [527/887] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:32:10 is added to simple's clock.
[09/06/23 18:24:53] simple [831/855] has challenged neurospex [177/958] in combat and won! 29 days, 07:38:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/23 07:59:27] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:03:11 from level 128.
[09/07/23 17:09:21] simple [473/855] has come upon JackyB [391/895] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:44:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/07/23 22:31:21] simple [36/855] has challenged neurospex [264/958] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:01:36 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/23 03:22:06] simple [79/855] has come upon Lnk [89/1017] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 14:12:04 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/23 04:32:42] simple [705/855] has challenged caeli [1074/1343] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:33:50 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/23 17:50:40] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:05:11 from level 128.
[09/23/23 22:00:56] JackyB [535/895] has challenged simple [626/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:44:11 is added to JackyB's clock.
[09/23/23 23:15:28] freeboson, simple, IdleMaster, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/23 00:01:24] JackyB [249/895] has challenged simple [127/855] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:36:55 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[09/24/23 07:43:43] drahthaar, neurospex, and Kurenai [856/2829] have team battled jayvee, HeavyPodda, and simple [2292/3494] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/23 04:16:14] simple [335/855] has challenged kenyon [198/1332] in combat and won! 25 days, 19:04:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/25/23 17:19:09] simple [165/855] has challenged vegadark [178/928] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:45:27 is added to simple's clock.
[09/25/23 17:45:57] simple [722/855] has come upon JackyB [190/891] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:25:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/25/23 23:20:27] elf [606/810] has challenged simple [373/855] in combat and won! 8422 days, 10:59:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/21/23 19:52:21] zbe [883/1507] has challenged simple [103/855] in combat and won! 174 days, 05:05:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/22/23 02:53:48] simple [771/855] has challenged Lnk [540/1006] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:01:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/22/23 06:54:37] vegadark [677/864] has challenged simple [96/855] in combat and won! 37 days, 18:53:20 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/22/23 20:03:29] drahthaar, jayvee, and TimWolla [2400/2885] have team battled HeavyPodda, tomato, and simple [2237/3752] and won! 2 days, 08:04:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/23 13:07:50] drahthaar, HeavyPodda, and IdleMaster [54/3772] have team battled caeli, JackyB, and simple [1172/3142] and lost! 1 day, 19:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 20:46:24] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:12:02 from level 128.
[10/23/23 21:02:24] dwfreed [221/1040] has challenged simple [87/855] in combat and won! 25 days, 16:59:24 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/24/23 01:13:50] TimWolla, misha, and Asara [1625/3895] have team battled Lnk, caeli, and simple [2478/3207] and lost! 7 days, 16:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/23 09:04:52] simple [549/855] has challenged neurospex [324/1272] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:15:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/24/23 11:05:17] elf [125/810] has challenged simple [570/855] in combat and lost! 1668 days, 22:55:44 is added to elf's clock.
[10/24/23 11:37:56] jayvee, simple, misha, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/23 13:53:24] tomato [708/1377] has come upon simple [477/855] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:05:00 is removed from tomato's clock.
[10/25/23 06:09:11] cirdan [610/1316] has challenged simple [234/855] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:02:19 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/25/23 07:09:23] JackyB [928/945] has challenged simple [332/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:47 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[10/25/23 20:12:04] caeli [125/1346] has challenged simple [334/855] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:43:51 is added to caeli's clock.
[10/26/23 04:26:57] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:38:34 from level 128.
[11/04/23 02:06:25] Kurenai [300/900] has challenged simple [611/855] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:46:30 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/04/23 07:07:27] caeli [727/1346] has challenged simple [675/855] in combat and won! 16 days, 13:08:34 is removed from caeli's clock.
[11/04/23 13:08:43] HeavyPodda [192/1520] has challenged simple [381/855] in combat and lost! 47 days, 08:11:05 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/04/23 23:05:24] HeavyPodda [1493/1520] has come upon simple [793/855] and taken them in combat! 72 days, 00:53:07 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/04/23 23:26:31] simple [480/855] has come upon drahthaar [357/813] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:52:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/23 04:11:50] simple [746/855] has challenged Asara [896/1560] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:30:29 is added to simple's clock.
[11/05/23 12:14:11] simple [142/855] has challenged Asara [894/1560] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:24:06 is added to simple's clock.
[11/05/23 17:15:14] simple [157/855] has challenged Kurenai [98/900] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:14:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/05/23 22:16:16] elf [12/716] has challenged simple [826/855] in combat and lost! 703 days, 23:23:02 is added to elf's clock.
[11/06/23 09:18:33] simple [605/855] has challenged HeavyPodda [1291/1520] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:03:34 is added to simple's clock.
[11/06/23 15:19:48] simple [87/855] has challenged freeboson [497/1009] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:01 is added to simple's clock.
[11/07/23 01:21:58] cirdan [1264/1316] has challenged simple [832/855] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:20:35 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[11/07/23 04:22:36] simple [59/855] has challenged kenyon [819/1367] in combat and lost! 621 days, 09:10:20 is added to simple's clock.
[11/08/23 01:11:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 2648 days, 19:31:03 from level 128.
[11/08/23 03:27:31] dwfreed [532/1173] has challenged simple [519/855] in combat and won! 44 days, 22:20:41 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/08/23 08:28:32] simple [288/855] has challenged IdleMaster [723/1414] in combat and lost! 1121 days, 00:54:20 is added to simple's clock.
[11/08/23 20:31:01] misha [436/1235] has challenged simple [268/855] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:25:01 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/09/23 08:33:29] simple [785/855] has challenged KindOne [36/1373] in combat and won! 1690 days, 01:04:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/18/23 09:18:19] simple [319/855] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1079/2399] in combat and lost! 567 days, 00:06:13 is added to simple's clock.
[11/18/23 09:24:56] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 498 days, 23:07:20 towards level 128.
[11/18/23 12:18:56] freeboson [486/1016] has challenged simple [375/855] in combat and won! 2782 days, 05:06:47 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[11/18/23 15:19:34] KindOne [5/1373] has challenged simple [87/855] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:37:26 is added to KindOne's clock.
[11/19/23 07:25:18] HeavyPodda [915/1520] has challenged simple [224/855] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:57:43 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/19/23 10:25:58] Kurenai [135/932] has challenged simple [330/855] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:02:10 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/19/23 12:26:24] simple [132/855] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [692/2399] in combat and lost! 573 days, 16:41:31 is added to simple's clock.
[11/19/23 19:29:50] simple [51/855] has come upon neurospex [443/1294] and been defeated in combat! 1198 days, 23:13:31 is added to simple's clock.
[11/19/23 19:42:29] simple [768/855] has come upon neurospex [624/1294] and taken them in combat! 2478 days, 01:46:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/23 02:29:31] HeavyPodda [1265/1520] has challenged simple [670/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:52 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/20/23 07:30:39] simple [444/855] has challenged Kurenai [64/932] in combat and won! 955 days, 20:13:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/23 15:32:27] IdleMaster [150/1399] has challenged simple [708/855] in combat and lost! 402 days, 03:45:17 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/21/23 04:35:21] simple [11/855] has challenged Kurenai [843/932] in combat and lost! 448 days, 03:26:10 is added to simple's clock.
[11/22/23 01:40:01] dwfreed [352/1176] has challenged simple [760/855] in combat and lost! 267 days, 20:18:01 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/22/23 02:40:15] simple [135/855] has challenged Asara [1382/1571] in combat and lost! 904 days, 06:00:34 is added to simple's clock.
[11/22/23 03:07:08] simple [398/855] has come upon elf [90/716] and taken them in combat! 1953 days, 04:10:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/22/23 03:07:08] simple has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 145 days, 05:08:28 is added to elf's clock.
[11/22/23 03:50:06] simple [596/855] has come upon elf [609/716] and been defeated in combat! 694 days, 10:56:33 is added to simple's clock.
[11/22/23 08:41:33] HeavyPodda [343/1520] has challenged simple [347/855] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:22:45 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/22/23 13:42:39] Lnk [239/1006] has challenged simple [782/855] in combat and lost! 561 days, 14:01:19 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/22/23 14:02:46] simple, vegadark, and misha [1440/3058] have team battled freeboson, pants, and IdleMaster [918/3558] and won! 7 days, 16:53:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/23 15:43:06] drahthaar [325/816] has challenged simple [615/855] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:02:44 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[11/22/23 18:11:48] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 499 days, 00:17:20 from level 128.
[11/23/23 07:46:37] caeli [199/1361] has challenged simple [773/855] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:41:23 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/23/23 21:30:02] freeboson, simple, Asara, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/23 21:49:42] simple [488/855] has challenged pants [1020/1143] in combat and lost! 733 days, 08:46:32 is added to simple's clock.
[11/23/23 22:49:55] simple [584/855] has challenged zbe [1052/1507] in combat and lost! 760 days, 14:20:17 is added to simple's clock.
[11/24/23 08:58:55] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 598 days, 06:51:40 towards level 128.
[11/24/23 19:02:07] freeboson, simple, TimWolla, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/23 22:55:17] simple [139/855] has challenged Asara [909/1571] in combat and lost! 658 days, 00:27:44 is added to simple's clock.
[11/25/23 05:56:51] simple [534/855] has challenged IdleMaster [1342/1399] in combat and lost! 710 days, 14:35:40 is added to simple's clock.
[11/25/23 14:33:59] drahthaar, simple, TimWolla, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/23 20:53:24] simple got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 209 days, 14:20:17 from level 128.
[11/26/23 08:02:42] simple [744/855] has challenged IdleMaster [375/1399] in combat and won! 1147 days, 18:01:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/26/23 09:02:55] freeboson [395/1016] has challenged simple [639/855] in combat and lost! 52 days, 04:27:54 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/26/23 14:22:54] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/23 16:05:05] simple [29/845] has come upon Lnk [159/1006] and been defeated in combat! 536 days, 09:51:28 is added to simple's clock.
[11/26/23 21:19:30] simple [170/845] has come upon neurospex [125/1294] and taken them in combat! 1050 days, 18:43:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/28/23 01:32:42] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 102 days, 07:23:34 towards level 128.
[12/28/23 04:59:35] simple [21/845] has challenged drahthaar [773/804] in combat and lost! 272 days, 02:51:45 is added to simple's clock.
[12/28/23 05:24:30] tomato [1270/1373] has come upon simple [415/845] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 00:01:56 is removed from tomato's clock.
[12/28/23 06:07:21] misha [225/1200] has come upon simple [223/845] and taken them in combat! 400 days, 08:53:50 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/28/23 14:09:11] vegadark [1013/1106] has come upon simple [430/845] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:38:15 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/29/23 06:12:44] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 155 days, 00:49:35 towards level 128.
[12/29/23 08:09:10] freeboson, simple, misha, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/23 12:07:20] Asara [1487/1577] has challenged simple [420/845] in combat and won! 4643 days, 05:56:36 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/29/23 16:08:26] jayvee [508/1084] has challenged simple [154/845] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:46:10 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[12/29/23 23:10:14] caeli [347/1287] has challenged simple [646/845] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:48:50 is added to caeli's clock.
[12/31/23 23:59:13] drahthaar, simple, IdleMaster, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/24 04:22:09] elf [597/716] has challenged simple [88/845] in combat and won! 99 days, 01:27:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/01/24 16:24:36] simple [246/858] has challenged JackyB [628/939] in combat and lost! 104 days, 00:42:10 is added to simple's clock.
[01/01/24 17:24:48] zbe [1099/1163] has challenged simple [623/858] in combat and won! 1496 days, 21:52:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/01/24 22:25:49] freeboson [844/1051] has challenged simple [430/858] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:20:40 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/02/24 06:27:24] simple [736/858] has challenged HeavyPodda [711/1536] in combat and won! 478 days, 13:02:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/24 19:30:30] caeli [529/1287] has challenged simple [764/858] in combat and lost! 32 days, 12:07:17 is added to caeli's clock.
[01/02/24 21:35:09] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 85 days, 19:35:55 towards level 128.
[01/03/24 01:16:35] Lnk, simple, and freeboson [759/2926] have team battled neurospex, IdleMaster, and HeavyPodda [3/4322] and won! 0 days, 03:01:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 12:37:58] jayvee, pants, simple, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/24 12:49:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 72 days, 19:47:50 toward level 128.
[01/04/24 02:45:58] Kurenai [347/931] has challenged simple [513/858] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:49:33 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[01/04/24 09:38:16] zbe [773/1163] has challenged simple [325/866] in combat and won! 1046 days, 23:39:54 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/04/24 13:56:00] freeboson, drahthaar, simple, and HeavyPodda have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/24 15:39:27] zbe [1067/1163] has challenged simple [841/866] in combat and won! 548 days, 23:13:51 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/05/24 09:42:58] simple [2/866] has challenged zbe [647/1163] in combat and lost! 60 days, 02:28:22 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/24 10:48:20] simple [753/866] has come upon elf [672/716] and taken them in combat! 141 days, 19:50:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/05/24 20:52:06] simple [450/866] has come upon neurospex [820/1319] and been defeated in combat! 47 days, 19:49:51 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/24 23:43:12] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 26 days, 22:45:27 from level 128.
[01/06/24 00:49:46] vegadark, freeboson, and kenyon [2719/3385] have team battled simple, Asara, and zbe [1281/3613] and won! 10 days, 19:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 09:47:39] simple [782/866] has challenged freeboson [1046/1068] in combat and lost! 58 days, 16:07:05 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/24 12:48:15] simple [99/866] has challenged dwfreed [353/1163] in combat and lost! 69 days, 05:02:15 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/24 23:50:27] simple [510/866] has challenged pants [990/1419] in combat and lost! 95 days, 04:22:38 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/24 00:41:59] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 49 days, 08:32:07 towards level 128.
[01/07/24 21:12:12] zbe, jayvee, and neurospex [125/3588] have team battled simple, Lnk, and HeavyPodda [2680/3419] and lost! 1 day, 06:00:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/24 09:57:05] neurospex [1052/1341] has challenged simple [525/866] in combat and won! 67 days, 18:29:52 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/08/24 12:04:06] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 59 days, 16:59:31 towards level 128.
[01/10/24 05:15:48] elf, drahthaar, simple, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/24 06:05:42] neurospex [635/1348] has challenged simple [236/866] in combat and won! 48 days, 22:12:37 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/10/24 07:05:57] simple [433/866] has challenged Lnk [154/1017] in combat and won! 121 days, 00:01:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/24 04:22:09] freeboson, Lnk, and simple [1948/2951] have team battled drahthaar, HeavyPodda, and KindOne [1949/3711] and lost! 8 days, 01:06:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/24 05:10:19] jayvee [942/1356] has challenged simple [91/866] in combat and won! 32 days, 02:55:15 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/11/24 20:13:22] simple [655/866] has challenged caeli [44/1287] in combat and won! 53 days, 03:10:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/11/24 23:13:21] Lnk, simple, IdleMaster, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/24 02:14:33] Lnk [524/1017] has challenged simple [314/866] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:14:15 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/12/24 04:14:56] simple [778/866] has challenged vegadark [209/1087] in combat and won! 40 days, 13:01:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/24 14:32:44] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:42:42 towards level 128.
[01/12/24 15:29:22] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:47:06 towards level 128.
[01/12/24 19:17:52] simple [581/866] has challenged caeli [848/1287] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:53:58 is added to simple's clock.
[01/12/24 21:18:15] simple [34/866] has challenged TimWolla [65/1009] in combat and lost! 12 days, 11:54:35 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/24 01:19:01] simple [725/866] has challenged tomato [574/1380] in combat and won! 22 days, 07:37:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/24 01:37:35] simple [855/866] has come upon JackyB [824/939] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:51:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/24 09:20:33] JackyB [697/939] has challenged simple [103/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:05:41 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[01/13/24 16:21:56] jayvee [121/1356] has challenged simple [590/866] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:28:56 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/13/24 16:40:17] misha, drahthaar, and vegadark [2439/3132] have team battled HeavyPodda, jayvee, and simple [2715/3758] and lost! 1 day, 01:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 21:14:40] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:40:22 towards level 128.
[01/14/24 03:24:03] caeli [374/1290] has challenged simple [607/866] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:27:08 is added to caeli's clock.
[01/14/24 05:24:26] simple [498/866] has challenged KindOne [979/1355] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:47:51 is added to simple's clock.
[01/14/24 21:27:30] elf [492/716] has challenged simple [270/866] in combat and won! 71 days, 05:57:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/14/24 21:27:30] elf has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 7 days, 05:57:37 is added to simple's clock.
[01/15/24 05:08:21] simple, Asara, and KindOne [1802/3805] have team battled kenyon, caeli, and tomato [825/3912] and won! 2 days, 06:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 05:29:04] Lnk [214/1017] has challenged simple [766/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:36:07 is added to Lnk's clock.
[01/15/24 09:52:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 35 days, 23:36:39 toward level 128.
[01/16/24 00:32:46] simple [464/866] has challenged TimWolla [48/1009] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:19:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/16/24 02:11:03] simple was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:31:56 from level 128.
[01/16/24 06:33:56] caeli [1007/1290] has challenged simple [652/866] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:54:02 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/16/24 14:37:29] caeli, neurospex, and tomato [1881/4027] have team battled simple, JackyB, and IdleMaster [831/3169] and won! 4 days, 12:10:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 17:14:04] simple [293/866] has come upon freeboson [80/1053] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:38:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/17/24 07:38:51] simple [426/866] has challenged freeboson [1024/1053] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:20:31 is added to simple's clock.
[01/17/24 16:29:04] simple broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:53:19 from level 128.
[01/17/24 16:40:39] simple [448/866] has challenged HeavyPodda [1022/1536] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:32:28 is added to simple's clock.
[01/17/24 17:40:51] jayvee [679/1356] has challenged simple [299/866] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:21:29 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/17/24 20:49:43] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:57 towards level 128.
[01/18/24 01:32:34] neurospex, simple, kenyon, and tomato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/24 04:03:20] Lnk, neurospex, and Kurenai [2036/3395] have team battled jayvee, simple, and KindOne [1524/3577] and won! 8 days, 04:59:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 12:00:27] kenyon [148/1242] has come upon simple [330/866] and been defeated in combat! 322 days, 14:23:08 is added to kenyon's clock.
[01/19/24 16:50:16] misha [1118/1200] has challenged simple [162/866] in combat and won! 309 days, 20:44:05 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/19/24 21:51:17] simple [420/866] has challenged JackyB [533/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:55:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/24 04:07:24] simple [333/866] has come upon dwfreed [984/1132] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:36:20 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/24 20:55:45] jayvee [1092/1356] has challenged simple [787/866] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:11:53 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/21/24 04:57:17] Lnk [871/1076] has challenged simple [504/866] in combat and won! 59 days, 16:58:47 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/21/24 12:18:32] freeboson, pants, simple, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/24 20:00:09] IdleMaster [176/1385] has challenged simple [180/866] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:40:31 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/21/24 21:00:20] simple [628/866] has challenged IdleMaster [135/1385] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:21:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/21/24 21:00:20] simple has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:46:08 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/22/24 01:01:06] simple [389/866] has challenged KindOne [1168/1355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:31 is added to simple's clock.
[01/22/24 08:02:27] drahthaar [76/820] has challenged simple [668/866] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:21:53 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[01/22/24 09:02:39] simple [722/866] has challenged neurospex [811/1357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:20 is added to simple's clock.
[01/22/24 15:38:42] freeboson, elf, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/24 12:55:03] simple, kenyon, and freeboson [679/3161] have team battled tomato, Lnk, and zbe [2306/3622] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 02:10:42] Lnk [513/1076] has challenged simple [386/866] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:47:24 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/24/24 10:12:17] elf [12/716] has challenged simple [259/866] in combat and lost! 1488 days, 04:35:55 is added to elf's clock.
[01/24/24 11:12:28] dwfreed [805/1132] has challenged simple [296/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:44:05 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/25/24 00:15:01] simple [122/866] has challenged jayvee [412/1356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:49 is added to simple's clock.
[01/25/24 13:13:24] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:43 towards level 128.
[01/25/24 15:17:57] pants [347/1423] has challenged simple [850/866] in combat and lost! 213 days, 23:14:45 is added to pants's clock.
[01/26/24 07:31:21] simple [196/872] has challenged neurospex [680/1357] in combat and lost! 22 days, 15:28:10 is added to simple's clock.
[01/26/24 08:41:25] TimWolla, JackyB, and drahthaar [1221/2777] have team battled vegadark, simple, and HeavyPodda [2748/3511] and lost! 4 days, 17:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/24 14:13:21] simple, kenyon, and IdleMaster [1567/3490] have team battled jayvee, Kurenai, and Lnk [3335/3363] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/24 17:23:05] simple [325/876] has challenged Lnk [285/1076] in combat and won! 52 days, 11:49:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/24 20:28:24] simple [159/876] has challenged TimWolla [133/1009] in combat and won! 26 days, 11:24:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/24 23:54:06] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:04 towards level 129.
[01/28/24 01:29:24] simple [422/876] has challenged TimWolla [110/1009] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:39:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/28/24 05:27:23] TimWolla, Kurenai, and misha [1273/3135] have team battled Lnk, pants, and simple [2906/3380] and lost! 6 days, 01:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/24 07:30:35] drahthaar [248/820] has challenged simple [111/876] in combat and won! 50 days, 06:20:05 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[01/28/24 15:32:09] KindOne [1218/1355] has challenged simple [557/876] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:13:09 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/28/24 21:33:21] pants [717/1428] has challenged simple [117/876] in combat and won! 344 days, 05:06:11 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/29/24 07:35:18] simple [11/876] has challenged Lnk [1014/1076] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:50:23 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/24 18:37:36] dwfreed [995/1132] has challenged simple [748/876] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:36:16 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/30/24 17:42:16] simple [79/876] has challenged pants [1077/1428] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:13:18 is added to simple's clock.
[01/30/24 21:43:07] simple [761/876] has challenged jayvee [668/1361] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:09:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/31/24 06:44:54] simple [742/876] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1899/2399] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:28:58 is added to simple's clock.
[01/31/24 14:46:29] simple [333/876] has challenged TimWolla [342/1009] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:32:19 is added to simple's clock.
[01/31/24 17:19:17] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:41:22 from level 129.
[01/31/24 21:47:59] elf [368/716] has challenged simple [248/876] in combat and won! 7407 days, 15:15:22 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/01/24 08:25:17] vegadark, Lnk, and drahthaar [942/3016] have team battled simple, HeavyPodda, and KindOne [695/3750] and won! 1 day, 11:42:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/24 08:50:07] simple [37/876] has challenged vegadark [775/1120] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:32:10 is added to simple's clock.
[02/01/24 08:58:57] pants, tomato, and misha [1718/3999] have team battled simple, cirdan, and drahthaar [155/3012] and won! 8 days, 19:19:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/24 19:35:28] neurospex, jayvee, and simple [870/3594] have team battled IdleMaster, elf, and KindOne [2957/3482] and lost! 3 days, 13:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/24 00:53:25] freeboson [333/1053] has challenged simple [249/876] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:27:06 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/02/24 05:54:27] simple [256/876] has challenged Lnk [406/1076] in combat and lost! 14 days, 16:19:22 is added to simple's clock.
[02/02/24 07:54:51] tomato [339/1371] has challenged simple [40/876] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:43:15 is removed from tomato's clock.
[02/02/24 11:55:37] HeavyPodda [781/1519] has challenged simple [302/876] in combat and won! 21425 days, 10:47:09 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/03/24 07:59:34] simple [15/876] has challenged IdleMaster [1329/1376] in combat and lost! 15 days, 00:42:49 is added to simple's clock.
[02/03/24 08:59:46] simple [8/876] has challenged HeavyPodda [130/1519] in combat and lost! 20 days, 16:22:18 is added to simple's clock.
[02/03/24 13:00:33] vegadark [591/1120] has challenged simple [466/876] in combat and won! 271 days, 02:22:38 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/03/24 14:00:45] freeboson [963/1053] has challenged simple [71/876] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:13:09 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/03/24 19:01:43] simple [602/876] has challenged kenyon [89/1242] in combat and won! 43 days, 22:30:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/03/24 21:45:05] Lnk, simple, HeavyPodda, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/24 22:02:17] Kurenai [665/926] has challenged simple [834/876] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:51:36 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/04/24 00:02:42] simple [805/876] has challenged tomato [168/1371] in combat and won! 14 days, 12:59:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/24 20:43:34] freeboson, pants, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/24 23:07:08] caeli [762/1290] has challenged simple [43/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:33 is removed from caeli's clock.
[02/05/24 02:08:27] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:43 towards level 129.
[02/05/24 04:08:08] simple [154/876] has challenged HeavyPodda [932/1519] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:54:21 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/24 10:09:20] simple [329/876] has challenged freeboson [966/1013] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:49:58 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/24 13:09:55] Lnk [22/1067] has challenged simple [211/876] in combat and lost! 19 days, 07:27:07 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/05/24 14:10:06] elf [547/717] has challenged simple [628/876] in combat and lost! 1160 days, 00:13:39 is added to elf's clock.
[02/05/24 16:03:41] neurospex, Asara, and dwfreed [2284/4078] have team battled zbe, simple, and TimWolla [1841/3042] and won! 1 day, 02:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/24 19:07:32] freeboson, elf, simple, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/24 09:13:51] KindOne [599/1407] has challenged simple [419/876] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:31:08 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/06/24 19:21:18] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:40:48 from level 129.
[02/07/24 00:16:48] vegadark [500/1120] has challenged simple [172/876] in combat and won! 3679 days, 01:55:44 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/07/24 17:22:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 08:25:02 toward level 129.
[02/07/24 17:31:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 6 days, 18:05:10 toward level 129.
[02/07/24 23:21:18] zbe [956/1157] has challenged simple [92/876] in combat and won! 68 days, 10:59:30 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/08/24 00:06:30] Asara [1414/1589] has challenged simple [338/876] in combat and won! 42 days, 22:31:02 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/09/24 14:28:59] drahthaar [417/820] has challenged simple [415/876] in combat and won! 25 days, 08:45:59 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/09/24 17:38:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 10:38:13 toward level 129.
[02/10/24 03:31:32] simple [227/876] has challenged IdleMaster [625/1383] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:38:29 is added to simple's clock.
[02/10/24 08:32:32] drahthaar [198/820] has challenged simple [644/876] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:06:54 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[02/10/24 12:33:21] Asara [1224/1589] has challenged simple [303/876] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:14:23 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/10/24 15:33:56] simple [434/876] has challenged TimWolla [416/1009] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:28:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/10/24 16:34:09] simple [127/876] has challenged vegadark [85/1120] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/10/24 17:34:20] simple [862/876] has challenged drahthaar [367/820] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:10:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/11/24 04:05:37] simple [651/876] has come upon dwfreed [272/1132] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:27:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/11/24 04:35:55] simple bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:20 from level 129.
[02/11/24 07:37:03] vegadark [478/1120] has challenged simple [106/876] in combat and won! 137 days, 16:59:49 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/11/24 14:38:25] simple [358/876] has challenged kenyon [579/1242] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:14 is added to simple's clock.
[02/11/24 20:39:34] simple [133/876] has challenged freeboson [355/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:42 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/24 03:08:10] TimWolla, neurospex, and simple [1018/3242] have team battled KindOne, Asara, and IdleMaster [3312/4379] and lost! 0 days, 07:56:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/24 14:45:13] simple [372/876] has challenged IdleMaster [514/1383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:29:31 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/24 17:45:54] drahthaar [316/820] has challenged simple [14/876] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:38:38 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/12/24 19:46:20] simple [187/876] has challenged drahthaar [612/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/12/24 20:38:16] neurospex, elf, simple, and KindOne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/24 08:40:34] vegadark, elf, and IdleMaster [2246/3134] have team battled JackyB, simple, and dwfreed [647/2956] and won! 18 days, 09:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/24 13:50:14] HeavyPodda [1288/1489] has challenged simple [562/876] in combat and won! 197 days, 04:18:34 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/13/24 18:51:19] caeli [1279/1296] has challenged simple [618/876] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:41:21 is removed from caeli's clock.
[02/13/24 20:51:46] kenyon [719/1218] has challenged simple [243/876] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:09:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/14/24 04:05:07] simple [482/876] has challenged vegadark [977/1034] in combat and lost! 22 days, 20:01:46 is added to simple's clock.
[02/14/24 19:14:32] simple, TimWolla, IdleMaster, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/24 21:57:10] TimWolla [268/1009] has challenged simple [397/876] in combat and lost! 43 days, 14:42:34 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[02/15/24 00:56:34] TimWolla [562/1009] has come upon simple [557/876] and taken them in combat! 104 days, 06:10:09 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[02/15/24 02:58:15] neurospex [1355/1357] has challenged simple [701/876] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:25:39 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/15/24 03:58:29] vegadark [774/1034] has challenged simple [8/876] in combat and won! 33 days, 03:58:49 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/15/24 16:56:10] Kurenai, vegadark, and Lnk [2474/3100] have team battled elf, simple, and freeboson [1305/2606] and won! 0 days, 10:19:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/24 20:01:56] simple [350/876] has challenged jayvee [1304/1361] in combat and lost! 14 days, 19:20:22 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/24 22:02:22] simple [751/876] has challenged TimWolla [458/1009] in combat and won! 36 days, 03:26:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/24 06:04:04] simple [236/876] has challenged kenyon [148/1218] in combat and won! 31 days, 01:55:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/24 23:07:47] simple [475/876] has challenged Kurenai [324/1006] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:36:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/17/24 00:15:44] zbe [520/1127] has come upon simple [616/876] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:34:35 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/17/24 04:08:52] simple [653/876] has challenged dwfreed [919/1136] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:30:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/24 01:24:37] freeboson, simple, IdleMaster, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/24 05:46:43] simple [714/876] has come upon jayvee [1310/1361] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:46:50 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/24 07:14:44] simple [262/876] has challenged jayvee [1133/1361] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:28 is added to simple's clock.
[02/18/24 13:16:02] simple [650/876] has challenged neurospex [191/1357] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:44:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/18/24 18:17:07] Lnk [265/1060] has challenged simple [725/876] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:58:52 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/18/24 19:17:20] simple [490/876] has challenged zbe [305/1127] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:33:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/19/24 07:19:56] Kurenai [146/1006] has challenged simple [148/876] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:44:30 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/19/24 09:20:22] simple [836/876] has challenged HeavyPodda [762/1489] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:47:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/20/24 14:26:21] IdleMaster [234/1386] has challenged simple [600/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:07:53 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[02/21/24 02:28:48] simple [560/876] has challenged Lnk [767/1057] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:45:35 is added to simple's clock.
[02/21/24 10:30:26] misha [742/1236] has challenged simple [764/876] in combat and lost! 132 days, 05:33:18 is added to misha's clock.
[02/21/24 16:12:53] TimWolla, vegadark, and kenyon [851/3236] have team battled IdleMaster, freeboson, and simple [756/3281] and won! 2 days, 08:48:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/24 00:33:23] simple [52/876] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [481/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:46:05 is added to simple's clock.
[02/22/24 02:33:47] simple [756/876] has challenged Lnk [2/1057] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:20:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/22/24 16:40:25] kenyon [874/1228] has come upon simple [41/876] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:57 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/22/24 19:37:19] elf [661/737] has challenged simple [287/876] in combat and won! 193 days, 04:08:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/23/24 08:40:01] simple [796/876] has challenged zbe [1051/1127] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:21 is added to simple's clock.
[02/23/24 11:40:38] IdleMaster [1244/1386] has challenged simple [334/876] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:11:25 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/23/24 17:41:56] simple [342/876] has challenged caeli [671/1283] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:29:18 is added to simple's clock.
[02/23/24 20:42:34] Lnk [672/1057] has challenged simple [528/876] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:59:56 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/23/24 21:42:47] zbe [1099/1127] has challenged simple [732/876] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:13:51 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/23/24 22:43:42] dwfreed, freeboson, and Kurenai [1389/3161] have team battled simple, elf, and kenyon [1076/2841] and won! 0 days, 16:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/24 02:43:50] vegadark [374/1034] has challenged simple [678/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:43:58 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/24/24 11:59:54] dwfreed, simple, kenyon, and TimWolla have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/24 23:48:12] dwfreed [997/1136] has challenged simple [760/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:31:03 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/25/24 08:22:23] Lnk, simple, IdleMaster, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/24 08:27:02] simple, drahthaar, and TimWolla [855/2670] have team battled zbe, kenyon, and IdleMaster [2676/3741] and lost! 0 days, 19:08:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/24 09:50:17] simple [851/876] has challenged HeavyPodda [1407/1489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:49:06 is added to simple's clock.
[02/25/24 10:50:29] caeli [767/1277] has challenged simple [863/876] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:55:10 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/25/24 12:58:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 02:57:34 toward level 130.
[02/26/24 00:53:23] caeli [1111/1277] has challenged simple [333/876] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:47:30 is removed from caeli's clock.
[02/26/24 18:57:07] dwfreed [1059/1159] has challenged simple [564/876] in combat and won! 29 days, 17:03:57 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/26/24 22:57:58] IdleMaster [630/1386] has challenged simple [347/876] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:45:52 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/26/24 23:58:10] kenyon [822/1228] has challenged simple [109/876] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:11:23 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/27/24 10:39:04] simple [216/876] has come upon jayvee [644/1361] and been defeated in combat! 532 days, 20:32:04 is added to simple's clock.
[02/27/24 22:07:58] simple [206/876] has challenged dwfreed [218/1159] in combat and lost! 824 days, 07:30:30 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/24 04:13:08] drahthaar [326/809] has challenged simple [391/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:13 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[02/28/24 05:54:35] misha, zbe, and caeli [356/3640] have team battled TimWolla, freeboson, and simple [292/2892] and won! 0 days, 12:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/24 08:28:43] simple [152/876] has come upon jayvee [1166/1361] and been defeated in combat! 722 days, 17:33:53 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/24 10:18:16] simple [269/876] has challenged HeavyPodda [104/1489] in combat and won! 2236 days, 07:26:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/24 12:20:00] simple [280/876] has challenged caeli [657/1277] in combat and lost! 510 days, 19:24:09 is added to simple's clock.
[02/28/24 20:47:16] vegadark [406/1034] has challenged simple [269/876] in combat and won! 41 days, 08:07:02 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/29/24 00:30:24] simple [806/876] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [939/2399] in combat and lost! 415 days, 21:26:20 is added to simple's clock.
[02/29/24 07:36:37] simple [544/876] has challenged Lnk [53/1057] in combat and won! 1692 days, 13:49:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/29/24 10:57:38] simple [413/876] has come upon dwfreed [1140/1159] and been defeated in combat! 547 days, 13:04:26 is added to simple's clock.
[02/29/24 15:43:29] simple [217/876] has challenged caeli [1131/1277] in combat and lost! 480 days, 01:58:48 is added to simple's clock.
[02/29/24 16:44:21] dwfreed [801/1159] has challenged simple [774/876] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:50:40 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/01/24 00:51:15] dwfreed [1021/1159] has challenged simple [277/876] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:29:51 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/01/24 10:28:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 273 days, 14:12:56 toward level 130.
[03/01/24 12:43:55] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 254 days, 10:25:22 towards level 130.
[03/01/24 22:16:29] Asara, drahthaar, and HeavyPodda [1742/3887] have team battled jayvee, KindOne, and simple [1713/3662] and won! 0 days, 22:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 23:10:50] freeboson [221/1019] has challenged simple [85/876] in combat and won! 46 days, 22:59:01 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/02/24 00:07:13] simple [873/876] has come upon Lnk [304/1057] and taken them in combat! 1250 days, 13:13:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/02/24 03:14:27] simple [392/876] has challenged dwfreed [966/1159] in combat and lost! 404 days, 13:05:18 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/24 05:16:09] simple [224/876] has challenged Asara [890/1589] in combat and lost! 506 days, 17:30:18 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/24 14:23:56] simple [827/876] has challenged caeli [165/1277] in combat and won! 759 days, 23:58:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/03/24 02:34:34] simple [175/876] has challenged misha [910/1241] in combat and lost! 410 days, 07:23:41 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/24 18:48:32] TimWolla [230/997] has challenged simple [476/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:16:14 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/04/24 07:59:39] Asara [60/1589] has challenged simple [761/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:42:45 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/04/24 11:02:21] simple [854/876] has challenged TimWolla [373/997] in combat and won! 806 days, 12:48:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/24 12:03:13] vegadark [606/1034] has challenged simple [38/876] in combat and won! 2619 days, 22:47:31 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/04/24 15:05:48] simple [862/876] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2264/2399] in combat and lost! 188 days, 04:10:54 is added to simple's clock.
[03/04/24 17:05:56] simple [110/876] has come upon kenyon [924/1228] and been defeated in combat! 434 days, 15:57:34 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/24 14:51:33] simple [304/876] has come upon IdleMaster [623/1386] and been defeated in combat! 450 days, 15:30:55 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/24 15:01:24] simple [485/876] has come upon IdleMaster [47/1386] and taken them in combat! 945 days, 08:29:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/24 09:42:38] simple [597/876] has challenged zbe [929/1127] in combat and lost! 381 days, 12:55:46 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/24 13:46:08] HeavyPodda [25/1489] has challenged simple [334/876] in combat and lost! 7156 days, 19:39:31 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/06/24 13:48:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 1600 days, 22:37:28 toward level 130.
[03/06/24 19:12:12] TimWolla [518/997] has come upon simple [378/876] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:12:58 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/06/24 21:54:51] TimWolla [587/997] has come upon simple [582/876] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:43:10 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/07/24 15:08:06] TimWolla [251/997] has challenged simple [20/876] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:18:24 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/07/24 15:36:57] freeboson, simple, zbe, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/24 17:09:56] zbe [583/1127] has challenged simple [270/876] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:53:12 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/07/24 18:10:47] drahthaar [957/1045] has challenged simple [448/876] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:32:42 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[03/07/24 20:12:38] Kurenai [384/1006] has challenged simple [606/876] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:40:49 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[03/08/24 01:39:19] Kurenai, Asara, and simple [990/3471] have team battled misha, Lnk, and HeavyPodda [2190/3792] and lost! 3 days, 02:32:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/24 03:18:44] simple [283/876] has challenged elf [645/737] in combat and lost! 118 days, 15:22:58 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/24 05:20:28] simple [581/876] has challenged vegadark [835/1034] in combat and lost! 135 days, 05:37:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/08/24 10:24:52] Kurenai [806/1006] has challenged simple [336/876] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:52:10 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[03/10/24 04:00:36] HeavyPodda [754/1544] has challenged simple [23/876] in combat and won! 2715 days, 22:05:36 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/10/24 05:01:29] misha [14/1241] has challenged simple [113/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:54 is added to misha's clock.
[03/10/24 05:48:13] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 05:58:18 towards level 130.
[03/10/24 06:02:18] kenyon [662/1228] has challenged simple [24/876] in combat and won! 352 days, 03:16:11 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/10/24 19:13:41] simple [476/876] has challenged kenyon [338/1228] in combat and won! 304 days, 19:46:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/24 19:13:41] simple has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 64 days, 00:51:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/10/24 21:15:28] simple [413/876] has challenged Lnk [902/1057] in combat and lost! 104 days, 10:11:21 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/24 12:26:21] simple [614/885] has come upon freeboson [354/1026] and taken them in combat! 192 days, 08:04:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/11/24 12:26:21] simple has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:39:42 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/11/24 12:27:10] simple [593/885] has come upon freeboson [305/1026] and taken them in combat! 130 days, 18:55:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/12/24 05:50:25] IdleMaster [333/1386] has come upon simple [797/885] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:27:42 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/12/24 07:45:15] TimWolla [217/997] has challenged simple [40/885] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:00:32 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/12/24 21:23:06] HeavyPodda, IdleMaster, and TimWolla [3103/3927] have team battled simple, drahthaar, and Lnk [1503/3004] and won! 6 days, 01:36:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/24 02:00:25] simple [834/885] has challenged zbe [876/1106] in combat and lost! 52 days, 12:12:25 is added to simple's clock.
[03/13/24 16:16:16] simple [557/885] has come upon TimWolla [517/997] and taken them in combat! 98 days, 11:35:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/13/24 16:20:02] simple [508/885] has come upon TimWolla [147/997] and taken them in combat! 68 days, 22:29:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/13/24 22:17:35] dwfreed [643/1159] has challenged simple [382/885] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:05:01 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/14/24 04:22:56] Asara [198/1596] has challenged simple [117/885] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:45:07 is removed from Asara's clock.
[03/14/24 06:24:43] caeli [799/1283] has challenged simple [296/885] in combat and won! 20 days, 13:36:23 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/15/24 07:46:45] IdleMaster [452/1386] has challenged simple [454/885] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:55:48 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/15/24 14:52:49] jayvee [525/1072] has challenged simple [268/885] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:52:17 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[03/15/24 22:59:55] dwfreed [161/1159] has challenged simple [319/885] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:32:24 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/16/24 09:08:32] simple [883/885] has challenged elf [208/740] in combat and won! 56 days, 22:26:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/17/24 02:23:23] simple [529/885] has challenged kenyon [501/1228] in combat and won! 38 days, 04:33:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/17/24 02:23:23] In the fierce battle, kenyon dropped their level 397 weapon! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 233 weapon to kenyon.
[03/17/24 10:30:26] jayvee [215/1072] has challenged simple [393/1049] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:04:33 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/17/24 15:57:59] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:43:46 towards level 130.
[03/17/24 17:36:31] IdleMaster [985/1386] has challenged simple [154/1049] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:00:57 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/18/24 06:54:59] misha [772/1241] has come upon simple [797/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:15:03 is added to misha's clock.
[03/19/24 07:02:26] misha [944/1241] has come upon simple [491/1049] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:17:44 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/19/24 11:11:40] simple [680/1049] has challenged kenyon [636/1101] in combat and won! 21 days, 03:15:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/19/24 13:13:23] misha [251/1241] has challenged simple [637/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:51 is added to misha's clock.
[03/19/24 16:16:00] IdleMaster [1148/1431] has challenged simple [436/1049] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:01:36 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[03/20/24 02:24:40] simple [406/1049] has challenged kenyon [685/1101] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:36:27 is added to simple's clock.
[03/20/24 03:25:33] simple [274/1049] has challenged freeboson [460/1026] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:45:42 is added to simple's clock.
[03/20/24 12:33:26] simple [462/1049] has challenged KindOne [509/1425] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:56:58 is added to simple's clock.
[03/20/24 23:46:39] jayvee, elf, simple, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/24 07:50:02] misha [267/1241] has challenged simple [297/1049] in combat and lost! 24 days, 02:12:54 is added to misha's clock.
[03/21/24 10:33:44] simple learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:00:42 from level 130.
[03/21/24 10:52:37] simple [174/1049] has challenged elf [526/740] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:53:16 is added to simple's clock.
[03/21/24 21:09:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 18 days, 13:34:05 toward level 130.
[03/23/24 02:26:49] simple [1039/1049] has challenged vegadark [932/1038] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:23:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/24 08:13:18] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:06:10 from level 130.
[03/23/24 08:44:40] freeboson [95/1026] has challenged simple [980/1049] in combat and lost! 22 days, 04:08:45 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/23/24 20:42:30] jayvee [199/1072] has challenged simple [281/1049] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:07:48 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/24/24 03:48:41] simple [204/1049] has challenged dwfreed [830/1163] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:10:23 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/24 05:59:27] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:31 towards level 130.
[03/24/24 11:09:26] IdleMaster, freeboson, and misha [3265/3714] have team battled elf, simple, and kenyon [1460/2894] and won! 6 days, 05:05:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 14:58:23] simple [729/1049] has challenged Kurenai [401/1013] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:37:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/24/24 14:58:23] In the fierce battle, Kurenai dropped their level 84 shield! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 52 shield to Kurenai.
[03/24/24 23:05:32] zbe [1168/1191] has challenged simple [871/1081] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:34:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/25/24 14:42:43] simple, TimWolla, KindOne, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/24 05:15:51] Lnk, simple, zbe, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/24 13:45:45] IdleMaster [26/1442] has challenged simple [801/1081] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:08 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/26/24 15:44:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 08:58:08 from level 130.
[03/26/24 17:46:39] vegadark [771/1038] has challenged simple [809/1081] in combat and lost! 107 days, 02:06:45 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/26/24 19:47:06] kenyon [122/1105] has challenged simple [840/1081] in combat and lost! 23 days, 05:35:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/26/24 21:15:00] simple [269/1081] has come upon dwfreed [411/1165] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:25:44 is added to simple's clock.
[03/26/24 23:47:57] simple [33/1081] has challenged caeli [589/1334] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:36:08 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/24 06:10:18] elf, simple, TimWolla, and KindOne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/24 11:50:39] simple [664/1081] has challenged TimWolla [986/1019] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:16:54 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/24 12:50:51] simple [511/1081] has challenged freeboson [23/1031] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:56:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/27/24 13:51:04] simple [930/1081] has challenged Lnk [954/1002] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:51:49 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/24 15:51:28] Kurenai [225/981] has challenged simple [131/1081] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:43:57 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[03/27/24 21:52:47] simple [767/1081] has challenged KindOne [495/1425] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:32:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/28/24 06:54:43] simple [335/1081] has challenged vegadark [820/1038] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:45:19 is added to simple's clock.
[03/28/24 19:57:28] simple [521/1081] has challenged IdleMaster [537/1442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:37:01 is added to simple's clock.
[03/28/24 21:10:31] jayvee, vegadark, and simple [3039/3191] have team battled zbe, elf, and HeavyPodda [3120/3719] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/24 02:58:54] simple [279/1081] has challenged drahthaar [163/1019] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:45:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/24 04:05:54] jayvee [938/1072] has challenged simple [68/1081] in combat and won! 29 days, 04:16:38 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[03/29/24 05:59:33] simple [678/1081] has challenged drahthaar [75/1019] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:49:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/24 08:30:56] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:23 towards level 130.
[03/29/24 10:46:15] HeavyPodda [308/1554] has come upon simple [392/1081] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:12:55 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/29/24 11:24:04] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:42 from level 130.
[03/29/24 21:02:39] HeavyPodda [1041/1554] has challenged simple [709/1081] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:19:08 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/29/24 23:13:47] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:35 towards level 130.
[03/29/24 23:45:32] zbe [887/1191] has challenged simple [648/1081] in combat and won! 40 days, 16:45:26 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/30/24 07:04:43] drahthaar [356/1019] has challenged simple [1038/1081] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:18:35 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/30/24 19:07:15] zbe [667/1191] has challenged simple [588/1081] in combat and won! 20 days, 12:00:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/31/24 12:10:48] simple [1072/1081] has challenged Lnk [958/1002] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:44:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/31/24 13:11:02] caeli [1085/1369] has challenged simple [714/1081] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:21:30 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/31/24 19:12:15] HeavyPodda [858/1554] has challenged simple [503/1081] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:14 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/01/24 00:13:18] zbe [3/1191] has challenged simple [198/1081] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:32:52 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/01/24 03:13:55] Lnk [817/1002] has challenged simple [226/1081] in combat and won! 119 days, 23:08:15 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[04/01/24 12:15:49] kenyon [234/1105] has challenged simple [161/1081] in combat and won! 46 days, 05:27:58 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/01/24 19:44:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 22:44:52 toward level 130.
[04/01/24 20:32:49] drahthaar, simple, zbe, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/24 23:18:08] jayvee [932/1072] has challenged simple [420/1081] in combat and won! 22 days, 12:02:24 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[04/02/24 03:18:56] Lnk [331/1002] has challenged simple [586/1081] in combat and lost! 45 days, 16:56:06 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/02/24 06:19:31] elf [560/974] has challenged simple [740/1081] in combat and lost! 12 days, 19:35:17 is added to elf's clock.
[04/02/24 11:04:14] simple [304/1081] has challenged jayvee [96/1072] in combat and won! 30 days, 07:05:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/02/24 21:37:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 56 days, 23:32:58 toward level 131.
[04/03/24 01:03:12] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:36 towards level 131.
[04/03/24 09:25:03] simple [101/1081] has challenged kenyon [385/1105] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:04:28 is added to simple's clock.
[04/03/24 16:40:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 23 days, 17:43:44 toward level 131.
[04/03/24 22:27:42] simple [362/1081] has challenged Lnk [133/1002] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:27:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/24 03:28:45] simple [740/1081] has challenged misha [493/1241] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:23:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/04/24 07:08:39] simple, TimWolla, HeavyPodda, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/24 05:34:14] simple [997/1081] has challenged KindOne [60/1435] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:10:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/05/24 10:03:27] Kurenai, elf, and Lnk [1959/2986] have team battled simple, kenyon, and Asara [979/3782] and won! 6 days, 19:26:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/24 12:35:39] simple [64/1081] has challenged KindOne [1229/1435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:38 is added to simple's clock.
[04/06/24 00:38:08] simple [781/1081] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [335/2399] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:03:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/06/24 23:42:59] simple [350/1081] has challenged zbe [5/1191] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/07/24 03:06:28] simple [242/1081] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1532/2399] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:14:12 is added to simple's clock.
[04/07/24 04:44:03] HeavyPodda [761/1554] has challenged simple [987/1081] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:47:30 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/07/24 07:25:19] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 02:33:17 towards level 132.
[04/07/24 19:47:07] misha [893/1241] has challenged simple [420/1081] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:06:25 is removed from misha's clock.
[04/08/24 10:50:09] simple [821/1081] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2100/2399] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:43:55 is added to simple's clock.
[04/08/24 23:28:31] Lnk, dwfreed, and IdleMaster [3542/3608] have team battled simple, tomato, and HeavyPodda [1874/4006] and won! 0 days, 05:05:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/24 00:55:13] simple [306/1081] has challenged elf [85/998] in combat and won! 46 days, 02:38:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/09/24 18:53:02] jayvee, simple, zbe, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/24 21:59:28] IdleMaster [913/1437] has challenged simple [969/1081] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:50:16 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/09/24 23:52:54] simple [971/1081] has come upon elf [361/998] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 20:32:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/24 01:24:06] misha [960/1241] has come upon simple [864/1081] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:33:40 is removed from misha's clock.
[04/10/24 02:00:17] freeboson [704/1037] has challenged simple [780/1081] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:18:04 is added to freeboson's clock.
[04/10/24 02:48:33] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:57:31 from level 132.
[04/10/24 11:02:07] pants [865/1428] has challenged simple [337/1081] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:18:46 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/10/24 16:03:10] IdleMaster [1160/1437] has challenged simple [1069/1081] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:01:52 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/10/24 17:03:23] dwfreed [523/1173] has challenged simple [115/1081] in combat and won! 29 days, 02:30:22 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/10/24 22:04:22] simple [1042/1081] has challenged kenyon [713/1105] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:14:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/11/24 02:48:27] zbe [119/1191] has come upon simple [900/1081] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:06:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/11/24 05:05:47] elf [951/998] has challenged simple [222/1081] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:32:01 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/11/24 15:58:41] simple [622/1081] has come upon drahthaar [935/1019] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:34:41 is added to simple's clock.
[04/12/24 21:14:01] HeavyPodda [638/1554] has challenged simple [370/1081] in combat and won! 25 days, 17:14:02 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/12/24 21:14:01] HeavyPodda has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:21:02 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/24 02:15:02] simple [504/1081] has challenged HeavyPodda [771/1554] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:01:57 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/24 09:16:24] simple [69/1081] has challenged misha [584/1213] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:28:59 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/24 19:18:26] zbe [883/1191] has challenged simple [887/1081] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:02:54 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/14/24 00:19:28] simple [69/1081] has challenged freeboson [260/1037] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:48:11 is added to simple's clock.
[04/14/24 02:33:50] KindOne [944/1435] has come upon simple [425/1081] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 12:40:33 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[04/14/24 10:21:29] simple [654/1081] has challenged caeli [618/1375] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:05:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/15/24 03:24:53] simple [534/1081] has challenged kenyon [556/1120] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:33:59 is added to simple's clock.
[04/15/24 09:33:46] HeavyPodda, pants, and Kurenai [2885/4018] have team battled jayvee, simple, and kenyon [1829/3303] and won! 0 days, 04:56:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/24 13:26:55] HeavyPodda [532/1554] has challenged simple [429/1081] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:22:11 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/15/24 17:27:42] jayvee [1010/1102] has challenged simple [895/1081] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:48:18 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[04/16/24 02:29:35] vegadark [349/1071] has challenged simple [819/1081] in combat and lost! 4087 days, 20:23:56 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/16/24 04:30:00] simple [117/1081] has challenged pants [1410/1478] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:22:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/24 08:30:50] zbe [653/1200] has challenged simple [657/1081] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:41:07 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/16/24 09:31:02] simple [25/1081] has challenged elf [629/998] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:44:06 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/24 15:32:15] drahthaar [626/1019] has challenged simple [274/1081] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:12:48 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[04/16/24 15:32:15] drahthaar has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:57:04 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/24 16:32:28] simple [486/1081] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1901/2399] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:08:01 is added to simple's clock.
[04/16/24 17:32:41] zbe [1164/1200] has challenged simple [705/1081] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:49:40 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/17/24 02:34:29] simple [712/1081] has challenged caeli [586/1375] in combat and won! 18 days, 20:30:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/17/24 08:37:47] pants [716/1478] has challenged simple [3/1081] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:30:46 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/17/24 09:38:00] simple [1012/1081] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1345/2399] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:05:24 is added to simple's clock.
[04/17/24 11:38:25] IdleMaster [1081/1405] has challenged simple [1036/1081] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:22:47 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[04/18/24 01:41:19] vegadark [743/1071] has challenged simple [581/1081] in combat and won! 5666 days, 06:54:28 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/18/24 09:42:59] simple [143/1081] has challenged TimWolla [474/1020] in combat and lost! 9 days, 19:26:04 is added to simple's clock.
[04/19/24 02:46:32] caeli [1191/1375] has challenged simple [373/1081] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:15 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/19/24 05:47:10] drahthaar [699/1019] has challenged simple [784/1081] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:38:04 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/20/24 03:06:56] tomato, pants, and misha [915/4079] have team battled simple, elf, and vegadark [111/3150] and won! 0 days, 10:34:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/24 06:52:21] simple [561/1081] has challenged misha [802/1224] in combat and lost! 11 days, 19:32:01 is added to simple's clock.
[04/20/24 10:06:29] simple [669/1081] has come upon TimWolla [326/1020] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 23:12:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/20/24 15:54:14] pants [915/1422] has challenged simple [20/1081] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:29:08 is removed from pants's clock.
[04/20/24 16:54:26] simple [488/1081] has challenged drahthaar [237/1019] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:22:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/21/24 09:22:41] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:28:40 towards level 132.
[04/21/24 10:26:20] simple [135/1081] has come upon caeli [362/1375] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:57:56 is added to simple's clock.
[04/21/24 16:59:25] zbe [1171/1200] has challenged simple [647/1081] in combat and won! 45 days, 21:59:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/21/24 22:00:27] simple [978/1081] has challenged zbe [374/1200] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:37:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/22/24 13:25:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 11 days, 04:31:06 toward level 132.
[04/22/24 14:01:21] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:05:13 towards level 132.
[04/22/24 17:04:23] simple [139/1081] has challenged drahthaar [787/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:50:53 is added to simple's clock.
[04/22/24 22:05:25] simple [994/1081] has challenged Lnk [777/1002] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:15:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/23/24 02:06:15] simple [143/1081] has challenged drahthaar [796/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/23/24 13:08:33] TimWolla [143/1006] has challenged simple [885/1081] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:45:41 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[04/23/24 14:08:46] simple [146/1081] has challenged KindOne [463/1435] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:04:10 is added to simple's clock.
[04/24/24 00:11:08] simple [75/1081] has challenged drahthaar [928/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:17:37 is added to simple's clock.
[04/25/24 03:16:46] zbe [312/1200] has challenged simple [122/1081] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:43:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/25/24 23:20:58] caeli [1022/1377] has challenged simple [415/1081] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:34:31 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/26/24 00:07:29] simple [442/1081] has come upon Lnk [591/1002] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:59:42 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/24 00:21:11] simple [607/1081] has challenged vegadark [92/1069] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:46:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/26/24 02:21:36] jayvee [882/1102] has challenged simple [937/1081] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:42:12 is added to jayvee's clock.
[04/26/24 13:23:51] vegadark [373/1069] has challenged simple [512/1081] in combat and lost! 219 days, 22:12:25 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/26/24 17:24:42] drahthaar [6/1031] has challenged simple [802/1081] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:43:42 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/26/24 22:25:44] freeboson [572/1096] has challenged simple [35/1081] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:14:24 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/26/24 23:25:56] simple [967/1081] has challenged Lnk [562/1002] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:33:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/24 03:40:18] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:00 towards level 132.
[04/27/24 07:41:59] simple, misha, and zbe [840/3522] have team battled elf, pants, and Kurenai [2986/3400] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/24 15:29:15] simple [1023/1081] has challenged drahthaar [670/1031] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:44:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/27/24 23:31:00] caeli [329/1377] has challenged simple [38/1081] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:42:00 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/28/24 05:32:14] simple [151/1081] has challenged tomato [1177/1377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:45 is added to simple's clock.
[04/28/24 09:33:05] simple [978/1081] has challenged misha [77/1241] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/24 06:53:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 05:48:32 toward level 132.
[04/29/24 17:39:42] simple [590/1081] has challenged zbe [1036/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:48 is added to simple's clock.
[04/29/24 22:40:44] simple [322/1081] has challenged pants [361/1416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:26 is added to simple's clock.
[04/30/24 00:56:14] simple [61/1081] has challenged Lnk [892/1015] in combat and lost! 25 days, 20:50:13 is added to simple's clock.
[04/30/24 10:11:14] simple [99/1081] has come upon dwfreed [513/1152] and been defeated in combat! 28 days, 05:54:40 is added to simple's clock.
[04/30/24 10:43:12] simple [654/1081] has challenged kenyon [802/1146] in combat and lost! 38 days, 21:58:23 is added to simple's clock.
[04/30/24 17:44:40] vegadark [907/1069] has challenged simple [663/1081] in combat and won! 47 days, 16:39:19 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/01/24 00:46:07] vegadark [81/1069] has challenged simple [791/1081] in combat and lost! 17 days, 09:03:18 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/01/24 03:45:08] simple [420/1081] has come upon drahthaar [360/1045] and taken them in combat! 55 days, 22:11:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/01/24 04:46:56] simple [326/1081] has challenged HeavyPodda [1189/1554] in combat and lost! 35 days, 00:11:29 is added to simple's clock.
[05/01/24 08:39:24] simple, elf, and misha [2507/3307] have team battled TimWolla, Lnk, and kenyon [588/3189] and won! 38 days, 19:04:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/24 10:35:56] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 09:47:17 from level 133.
[05/01/24 19:50:02] freeboson [618/1096] has challenged simple [422/1081] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:56:58 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/02/24 00:27:02] simple, TimWolla, caeli, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/24 02:51:29] caeli [991/1377] has challenged simple [257/1081] in combat and won! 28 days, 01:00:24 is removed from caeli's clock.
[05/02/24 11:53:20] simple [1021/1081] has challenged vegadark [224/1069] in combat and won! 42 days, 09:42:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/03/24 04:30:08] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:29:04 towards level 133.
[05/04/24 03:01:32] freeboson [946/1096] has challenged simple [239/1081] in combat and won! 47 days, 07:53:21 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/04/24 12:03:24] KindOne [1098/1446] has challenged simple [740/1081] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:35:39 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/04/24 22:05:29] simple [795/1081] has challenged Lnk [694/1028] in combat and won! 26 days, 22:42:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/24 04:11:18] HeavyPodda [615/1541] has challenged simple [439/1081] in combat and won! 48 days, 21:36:03 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/05/24 05:06:56] simple [348/1081] has challenged freeboson [939/1096] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:08:47 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/24 09:07:46] simple [166/1081] has challenged jayvee [843/1102] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:03:29 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/24 16:09:13] simple [789/1081] has challenged vegadark [466/1069] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:30:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/06/24 01:11:05] jayvee [884/1102] has challenged simple [805/1081] in combat and won! 39 days, 15:58:57 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/06/24 18:14:37] simple [364/1081] has challenged misha [747/1241] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:53:43 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/24 08:17:31] IdleMaster [150/1423] has challenged simple [394/1081] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:02:41 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/07/24 16:19:10] simple [32/1081] has challenged KindOne [344/1446] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:10:47 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/24 20:20:00] Lnk [186/1009] has challenged simple [878/1081] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:07:37 is added to Lnk's clock.
[05/07/24 21:20:12] vegadark [791/1069] has challenged simple [376/1081] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:53:34 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/08/24 02:13:08] jayvee, simple, kenyon, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/24 02:21:16] elf [627/985] has challenged simple [112/1081] in combat and won! 5374 days, 21:59:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/08/24 02:34:46] kenyon [31/1181] has come upon simple [986/1081] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:07:17 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/08/24 04:21:41] simple [798/1081] has challenged caeli [364/1377] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:59:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/08/24 11:23:08] TimWolla [234/1027] has challenged simple [245/1081] in combat and lost! 9 days, 05:30:47 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/08/24 16:24:10] zbe [255/1146] has challenged simple [332/1081] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:19:37 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/08/24 18:01:21] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:11:51 from level 133.
[05/08/24 20:25:00] HeavyPodda [527/1546] has challenged simple [892/1081] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:06:13 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/08/24 21:25:12] dwfreed [24/1142] has challenged simple [313/1081] in combat and lost! 62 days, 19:23:59 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/08/24 22:03:29] elf, Lnk, simple, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/24 23:32:11] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:48 towards level 133.
[05/09/24 19:38:37] freeboson, simple, IdleMaster, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/24 06:32:03] simple [430/1081] has challenged zbe [771/1146] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:01:41 is added to simple's clock.
[05/10/24 19:34:47] simple [261/1081] has challenged kenyon [685/1181] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:58:34 is added to simple's clock.
[05/11/24 02:36:14] simple [937/1081] has challenged kenyon [416/1181] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:17:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/24 02:36:14] simple has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:00:59 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/11/24 18:39:34] simple [749/1081] has challenged zbe [1051/1146] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:58:47 is added to simple's clock.
[05/12/24 05:41:52] simple [243/1081] has challenged zbe [832/1146] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:34:07 is added to simple's clock.
[05/12/24 07:42:17] simple [1003/1081] has challenged Lnk [810/1009] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:37:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/12/24 16:12:02] kenyon [1082/1181] has challenged simple [777/1081] in combat and won! 48 days, 13:40:51 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/12/24 17:44:21] simple [914/1081] has challenged elf [325/985] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:48:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/13/24 10:47:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 07:47:27 toward level 133.
[05/13/24 13:48:31] Lnk [530/1009] has challenged simple [413/1081] in combat and won! 44 days, 10:25:11 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/13/24 22:50:23] simple [968/1081] has challenged Asara [142/1596] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/13/24 23:00:28] drahthaar [197/1045] has challenged simple [909/1081] in combat and lost! 17 days, 07:30:21 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[05/14/24 07:13:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 10:50:41 toward level 133.
[05/14/24 13:53:30] simple [517/1081] has challenged misha [1220/1241] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:43 is added to simple's clock.
[05/14/24 15:53:55] simple [73/1081] has challenged dwfreed [414/1142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/24 01:16:35] simple [117/1291] has challenged HeavyPodda [420/1546] in combat and lost! 27 days, 07:40:50 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/24 02:56:11] simple [674/1291] has challenged Asara [135/1596] in combat and won! 54 days, 12:22:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/15/24 14:58:40] simple [447/1291] has challenged drahthaar [990/1045] in combat and lost! 14 days, 11:05:42 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/24 15:58:53] simple [441/1291] has challenged Asara [911/1596] in combat and lost! 22 days, 04:00:42 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/24 16:34:00] IdleMaster [353/1423] has come upon simple [580/1291] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:09:15 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/15/24 16:54:58] zbe [358/1146] has come upon simple [77/1291] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 19:04:40 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/15/24 17:48:12] dwfreed, pants, elf, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/24 06:56:23] elf, simple, and kenyon [1253/3457] have team battled Kurenai, pants, and HeavyPodda [2681/3972] and lost! 21 days, 18:14:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/24 15:03:38] simple [582/1291] has challenged zbe [146/1146] in combat and won! 2225 days, 17:50:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/16/24 22:05:06] simple [276/1291] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1949/2399] in combat and lost! 432 days, 00:38:34 is added to simple's clock.
[05/16/24 23:05:19] simple [665/1291] has challenged TimWolla [873/1037] in combat and lost! 855 days, 09:43:57 is added to simple's clock.
[05/17/24 00:05:32] simple [1154/1291] has challenged pants [112/1426] in combat and won! 2130 days, 21:27:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/24 01:05:44] simple [714/1291] has challenged freeboson [856/1100] in combat and lost! 660 days, 13:39:46 is added to simple's clock.
[05/17/24 12:08:01] simple [647/1291] has challenged caeli [138/1377] in combat and won! 1116 days, 22:23:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/17/24 12:08:01] In the fierce battle, caeli dropped their level 69 charm! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 53 charm to caeli.
[05/17/24 18:09:17] zbe [948/1146] has challenged simple [249/1307] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:52:13 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/18/24 00:10:31] simple [862/1307] has challenged Asara [322/1596] in combat and won! 1086 days, 23:13:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/18/24 02:10:56] simple [504/1307] has challenged HeavyPodda [1317/1546] in combat and lost! 425 days, 02:33:44 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/24 05:16:51] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 259 days, 07:13:34 towards level 134.
[05/18/24 07:14:12] IdleMaster [343/1423] has challenged simple [1230/1307] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:17:55 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/18/24 20:16:59] Kurenai [603/1010] has challenged simple [1016/1307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:33 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[05/18/24 22:38:55] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 230 days, 16:45:39 towards level 134.
[05/19/24 00:17:49] kenyon [743/1186] has challenged simple [566/1307] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:31:16 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/19/24 01:01:34] Asara [1400/1596] has challenged simple [574/1307] in combat and won! 45 days, 06:28:51 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/19/24 05:28:59] jayvee [587/1102] has challenged simple [360/1307] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:16:35 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/19/24 08:29:35] simple [471/1307] has challenged HeavyPodda [926/1546] in combat and lost! 410 days, 13:18:41 is added to simple's clock.
[05/19/24 17:31:24] zbe [332/1146] has challenged simple [302/1307] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:36:44 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/19/24 20:32:01] simple [694/1307] has challenged freeboson [834/1100] in combat and lost! 432 days, 11:31:10 is added to simple's clock.
[05/20/24 00:32:50] KindOne [1052/1398] has challenged simple [37/1307] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/20/24 17:53:36] elf, simple, zbe, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/24 12:40:08] kenyon [620/1186] has challenged simple [335/1307] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:04:17 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/22/24 09:44:25] simple [940/1307] has challenged drahthaar [349/1045] in combat and won! 527 days, 14:08:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/22/24 15:12:48] freeboson, drahthaar, simple, and Asara have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/24 02:47:54] simple [576/1307] has challenged pants [1395/1431] in combat and lost! 247 days, 14:53:12 is added to simple's clock.
[05/23/24 05:48:30] simple [1276/1307] has challenged Kurenai [807/1004] in combat and won! 288 days, 08:07:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/24 20:49:07] elf, simple, kenyon, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/24 21:56:33] simple [653/1307] has challenged freeboson [676/1100] in combat and lost! 154 days, 07:54:40 is added to simple's clock.
[05/24/24 22:56:45] simple [877/1307] has challenged drahthaar [262/1045] in combat and won! 251 days, 07:15:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/25/24 03:57:47] drahthaar [789/1045] has challenged simple [556/1307] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:43:05 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[05/25/24 03:57:47] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 278 pair of boots! drahthaar picks it up, tossing their old level 50 pair of boots to simple.
[05/25/24 20:01:01] KindOne [982/1398] has challenged simple [840/1079] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:08:29 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/25/24 20:28:03] simple, freeboson, and vegadark [1581/3242] have team battled jayvee, pants, and HeavyPodda [1046/4099] and won! 55 days, 21:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/24 20:46:16] elf, drahthaar, simple, and kenyon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/24 21:01:12] simple [316/1079] has challenged elf [354/991] in combat and lost! 103 days, 16:55:05 is added to simple's clock.
[05/26/24 04:02:42] jayvee [654/1128] has challenged simple [322/1079] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:34:32 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/26/24 19:42:42] simple, kenyon, KindOne, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/24 06:07:56] drahthaar [98/1251] has challenged simple [196/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:18:49 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[05/27/24 11:37:37] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 06:35:32 towards level 134.
[05/28/24 00:11:38] simple [182/1079] has challenged kenyon [55/1186] in combat and won! 161 days, 20:14:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/28/24 12:47:14] pants, simple, Kurenai, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/24 19:15:28] simple [212/1079] has challenged pants [975/1425] in combat and lost! 41 days, 14:55:52 is added to simple's clock.
[05/28/24 21:02:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 16 days, 03:38:32 toward level 134.
[05/29/24 03:17:06] simple [158/1079] has challenged vegadark [297/1063] in combat and lost! 40 days, 17:19:58 is added to simple's clock.
[05/29/24 05:17:31] dwfreed [783/1142] has challenged simple [956/1079] in combat and lost! 15 days, 03:36:34 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/29/24 05:45:58] TimWolla, dwfreed, and drahthaar [689/3435] have team battled simple, KindOne, and Asara [1703/4077] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/24 10:43:09] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 00:30:47 towards level 134.
[05/29/24 15:35:10] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 14:10:57 towards level 134.
[05/29/24 17:19:58] zbe [629/1146] has challenged simple [537/1079] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:37:58 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/29/24 19:20:22] drahthaar [958/1274] has challenged simple [345/1079] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:34:41 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[05/29/24 19:20:22] drahthaar has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 48 days, 22:28:53 is added to simple's clock.
[05/29/24 23:21:10] simple [390/1079] has challenged zbe [1119/1146] in combat and lost! 52 days, 07:22:54 is added to simple's clock.
[06/13/24 21:36:56] zbe [450/1064] has challenged simple [356/1079] in combat and won! 2182 days, 15:29:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/14/24 11:40:03] simple [524/1079] has challenged IdleMaster [101/1483] in combat and won! 108 days, 17:39:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/14/24 21:42:15] IdleMaster [183/1483] has challenged simple [380/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:21:57 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[06/15/24 01:08:54] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 01:14:01 towards level 134.
[06/15/24 03:43:36] simple [546/1079] has challenged IdleMaster [341/1483] in combat and won! 64 days, 09:08:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/15/24 16:03:45] elf, Lnk, simple, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/24 21:58:18] simple [221/1079] has challenged zbe [676/1064] in combat and lost! 18 days, 05:16:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/18/24 01:59:12] simple [861/1079] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2222/2399] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:57:50 is added to simple's clock.
[06/18/24 10:23:37] misha [691/1338] has come upon simple [743/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:58:38 is added to misha's clock.
[06/18/24 12:45:58] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:14:58 towards level 134.
[06/18/24 16:24:47] Asara [397/1600] has come upon simple [804/1079] and been defeated in combat! 5912 days, 11:08:01 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/18/24 19:02:58] simple [257/1079] has challenged elf [71/986] in combat and won! 40 days, 09:13:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/19/24 01:04:17] simple [279/1079] has challenged zbe [232/1064] in combat and won! 25 days, 00:57:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/19/24 04:27:33] simple, zbe, Asara, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/24 11:06:31] dwfreed [551/930] has challenged simple [398/1079] in combat and won! 329 days, 11:47:58 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/20/24 05:10:29] simple [677/1079] has challenged Asara [485/1600] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:31:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/20/24 15:12:44] TimWolla [206/1047] has challenged simple [1014/1079] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:10:58 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/20/24 20:13:50] zbe [490/1064] has challenged simple [893/1079] in combat and lost! 1305 days, 02:12:32 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/21/24 06:16:03] caeli [39/1580] has challenged simple [458/1079] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:33:20 is added to caeli's clock.
[06/21/24 17:18:26] vegadark [163/1048] has challenged simple [1002/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:35:25 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/22/24 01:39:23] pants, simple, Asara, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/24 10:45:02] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:00 towards level 134.
[06/22/24 17:23:44] IdleMaster [1373/1483] has challenged simple [633/1079] in combat and won! 38 days, 18:35:47 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[06/23/24 10:27:29] simple [88/1079] has challenged jayvee [520/1134] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:20:20 is added to simple's clock.
[06/23/24 10:59:05] simple has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:22:35 from level 134.
[06/23/24 16:54:38] cirdan [830/1349] has come upon simple [354/1079] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:45:59 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/24/24 08:32:18] Lnk [343/953] has challenged simple [99/1079] in combat and won! 2007 days, 03:57:21 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[06/25/24 05:24:19] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:44 towards level 134.
[06/25/24 06:37:05] simple [273/1079] has challenged cirdan [777/1349] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:12:30 is added to simple's clock.
[06/25/24 07:37:18] simple [1020/1079] has challenged pants [966/1425] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:09:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/25/24 16:14:27] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 579 days, 02:13:02 towards level 134.
[06/25/24 22:14:46] simple [12/1079] has come upon dwfreed [769/934] and been defeated in combat! 1112 days, 10:52:43 is added to simple's clock.
[06/25/24 22:40:36] simple [789/1079] has challenged TimWolla [726/1047] in combat and won! 2229 days, 14:02:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/24 01:41:16] simple [374/1079] has challenged drahthaar [1280/1291] in combat and lost! 710 days, 15:52:20 is added to simple's clock.
[06/26/24 02:41:29] Lnk [188/953] has challenged simple [550/1079] in combat and lost! 373 days, 05:15:03 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/26/24 03:32:43] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 544 days, 19:58:59 from level 134.
[06/26/24 07:42:35] drahthaar [672/1291] has challenged simple [744/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:57:30 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[06/26/24 13:43:53] simple [40/1079] has challenged Kurenai [855/1081] in combat and lost! 719 days, 03:04:31 is added to simple's clock.
[06/26/24 16:44:32] mordac [1016/1181] has challenged simple [699/1079] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:29 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/26/24 16:44:32] mordac has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 1006 days, 18:15:13 is added to simple's clock.
[06/26/24 19:45:12] simple [657/1079] has challenged elf [646/986] in combat and won! 2778 days, 14:44:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/24 20:45:25] simple [459/1079] has challenged Lnk [736/953] in combat and lost! 1086 days, 17:42:10 is added to simple's clock.
[06/27/24 13:49:06] misha [20/1401] has challenged simple [811/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:24:02 is added to misha's clock.
[06/27/24 14:14:00] jayvee, simple, misha, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/24 04:52:21] simple [323/1079] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1723/2399] in combat and lost! 451 days, 20:50:33 is added to simple's clock.
[06/28/24 06:18:24] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 347 days, 22:25:42 towards level 134.
[06/28/24 17:55:09] drahthaar [235/1291] has challenged simple [836/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:49:19 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[06/29/24 06:58:02] dwfreed [142/934] has challenged simple [300/1079] in combat and lost! 349 days, 03:02:36 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/29/24 20:00:52] simple [436/1079] has challenged pants [937/1425] in combat and lost! 1016 days, 14:48:49 is added to simple's clock.
[06/30/24 09:03:42] KindOne [100/1356] has challenged simple [884/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:25:31 is added to KindOne's clock.
[06/30/24 18:05:42] simple [698/1079] has challenged elf [557/986] in combat and won! 2029 days, 04:57:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/01/24 04:07:52] freeboson [196/1100] has challenged simple [270/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:22:42 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/01/24 08:28:49] Lnk [264/1043] has challenged simple [493/1079] in combat and lost! 122 days, 00:42:56 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/01/24 13:29:50] simple [616/1079] has challenged Kurenai [162/1081] in combat and won! 793 days, 11:34:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/01/24 15:30:14] simple [507/1079] has challenged mordac [765/1181] in combat and lost! 450 days, 02:34:32 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/24 19:31:02] simple [270/1079] has challenged IdleMaster [631/1470] in combat and lost! 619 days, 23:47:07 is added to simple's clock.
[07/01/24 21:31:26] freeboson [747/1100] has challenged simple [780/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:41:29 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/02/24 13:34:39] simple [435/1079] has challenged IdleMaster [12/1470] in combat and won! 1319 days, 23:58:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/02/24 13:34:39] simple has dealt IdleMaster a Critical Strike! 229 days, 22:23:02 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[07/03/24 12:39:15] simple [235/1079] has challenged HeavyPodda [1203/1581] in combat and lost! 589 days, 02:52:03 is added to simple's clock.
[07/03/24 20:41:00] simple [225/1079] has challenged kenyon [384/1212] in combat and lost! 693 days, 00:55:07 is added to simple's clock.
[07/04/24 04:42:37] simple [32/1079] has challenged drahthaar [749/1291] in combat and lost! 576 days, 10:21:36 is added to simple's clock.
[07/04/24 12:42:52] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 220 days, 22:46:16 from level 134.
[07/04/24 14:45:05] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 278 days, 09:22:10 towards level 134.
[07/04/24 19:45:37] simple [1058/1079] has challenged Kurenai [89/1090] in combat and won! 959 days, 11:21:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/04/24 21:30:28] freeboson, simple, kenyon, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/24 08:48:12] simple [681/1079] has challenged zbe [1034/1075] in combat and lost! 510 days, 03:50:34 is added to simple's clock.
[07/05/24 18:05:32] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 214 days, 05:45:49 towards level 134.
[07/05/24 20:20:56] simple [968/1079] has come upon Lnk [81/1043] and taken them in combat! 1081 days, 13:42:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/06/24 05:52:23] simple [307/1079] has challenged jayvee [646/1081] in combat and lost! 246 days, 23:57:09 is added to simple's clock.
[07/06/24 12:53:47] kenyon [132/1212] has challenged simple [754/1079] in combat and lost! 947 days, 04:57:20 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/06/24 21:23:52] HeavyPodda, pants, and Lnk [2812/4049] have team battled dwfreed, simple, and zbe [1756/3088] and won! 2 days, 15:29:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/24 07:57:34] Lnk [247/1043] has challenged simple [417/1079] in combat and lost! 34 days, 00:28:04 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/07/24 08:04:17] simple, TimWolla, HeavyPodda, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/24 08:02:21] simple [398/1079] has challenged jayvee [862/1081] in combat and lost! 210 days, 22:17:35 is added to simple's clock.
[07/08/24 17:04:09] simple [567/1079] has challenged freeboson [811/1100] in combat and lost! 326 days, 06:22:30 is added to simple's clock.
[07/09/24 05:18:31] Kurenai, vegadark, and jayvee [127/3216] have team battled cirdan, simple, and HeavyPodda [3422/4043] and lost! 0 days, 16:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/24 05:43:21] simple, kenyon, HeavyPodda, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/24 06:09:49] kenyon [735/1212] has come upon simple [677/1079] and taken them in combat! 1441 days, 12:40:56 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/09/24 12:15:12] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 168 days, 12:16:29 towards level 134.
[07/09/24 21:09:46] simple [782/1079] has challenged TimWolla [386/1047] in combat and won! 436 days, 04:08:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/09/24 23:10:11] simple [420/1079] has challenged KindOne [15/1356] in combat and won! 250 days, 05:33:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/10/24 00:10:23] misha [1210/1401] has challenged simple [410/1079] in combat and won! 3590 days, 15:04:35 is removed from misha's clock.
[07/10/24 00:59:48] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 33 days, 19:46:15 from level 134.
[07/10/24 01:10:35] simple [509/1079] has challenged elf [892/986] in combat and lost! 149 days, 03:52:18 is added to simple's clock.
[07/10/24 02:10:46] freeboson [976/1100] has challenged simple [780/1079] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:52:40 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/10/24 18:14:08] kenyon [857/1212] has challenged simple [593/1079] in combat and won! 1071 days, 12:44:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/10/24 22:48:44] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 68 days, 16:25:10 towards level 134.
[07/10/24 23:15:07] simple [800/1079] has challenged kenyon [1146/1212] in combat and lost! 173 days, 18:24:17 is added to simple's clock.
[07/11/24 09:00:49] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 96 days, 07:42:10 from level 134.
[07/12/24 05:10:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 434 days, 01:33:16 toward level 134.
[07/12/24 07:21:38] simple [819/1079] has challenged misha [449/1401] in combat and won! 212 days, 08:14:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/12/24 23:24:50] simple [246/1079] has challenged drahthaar [13/1299] in combat and won! 111 days, 02:41:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/13/24 07:26:26] simple [123/1079] has challenged pants [808/1425] in combat and lost! 66 days, 00:25:18 is added to simple's clock.
[07/13/24 14:22:46] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 22:45:50 towards level 134.
[07/13/24 15:28:03] simple [339/1079] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1285/2399] in combat and lost! 34 days, 09:09:17 is added to simple's clock.
[07/13/24 21:29:14] dwfreed [567/934] has challenged simple [398/1079] in combat and won! 231 days, 03:24:43 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/13/24 22:29:26] elf [577/992] has challenged simple [1048/1079] in combat and lost! 27 days, 10:13:35 is added to elf's clock.
[07/14/24 01:30:02] caeli [1501/1640] has challenged simple [13/1079] in combat and won! 109 days, 14:03:25 is removed from caeli's clock.
[07/14/24 05:30:50] simple [488/1079] has challenged freeboson [286/1100] in combat and won! 128 days, 09:18:11 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/14/24 07:10:37] simple [192/1079] has come upon mordac [652/1207] and been defeated in combat! 39 days, 20:45:01 is added to simple's clock.
[07/14/24 10:31:51] freeboson [910/1100] has challenged simple [819/1079] in combat and won! 5024 days, 12:47:32 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/14/24 14:32:39] HeavyPodda [192/1581] has challenged simple [867/1079] in combat and lost! 10903 days, 16:04:59 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/14/24 22:34:15] simple [702/1079] has challenged misha [233/1401] in combat and won! 98 days, 01:09:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/15/24 00:09:47] jayvee, elf, and simple [364/3152] have team battled misha, caeli, and Lnk [2463/4084] and lost! 13 days, 12:57:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/24 00:38:04] Kurenai, kenyon, and simple [366/3397] have team battled dwfreed, jayvee, and elf [2630/3012] and lost! 2 days, 14:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/24 03:35:15] simple [1058/1079] has challenged caeli [899/1640] in combat and won! 57 days, 18:12:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/15/24 08:36:16] simple [205/1079] has challenged vegadark [644/1035] in combat and lost! 28 days, 04:18:43 is added to simple's clock.
[07/15/24 23:39:15] elf [664/992] has challenged simple [227/1079] in combat and won! 22 days, 20:17:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/23/24 03:14:18] zbe [954/1065] has challenged simple [215/1079] in combat and won! 27 days, 05:06:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/23/24 06:14:53] KindOne [1034/1364] has challenged simple [370/1079] in combat and won! 107 days, 13:19:59 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/24/24 01:18:26] elf [761/992] has challenged simple [526/1079] in combat and won! 22 days, 13:38:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/24/24 05:23:26] simple [571/1079] has come upon dwfreed [790/939] and been defeated in combat! 34 days, 10:29:05 is added to simple's clock.
[07/24/24 05:55:02] simple, mordac, and dwfreed [1426/3225] have team battled Kurenai, KindOne, and neurospex [674/3827] and won! 0 days, 17:25:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/24 09:19:58] simple [1026/1079] has challenged Kurenai [783/1106] in combat and won! 47 days, 06:06:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/24/24 18:21:41] jayvee [122/1081] has challenged simple [199/1079] in combat and lost! 18 days, 05:52:43 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/24/24 22:22:28] simple [397/1079] has challenged dwfreed [852/939] in combat and lost! 31 days, 17:29:58 is added to simple's clock.
[07/24/24 23:22:39] Lnk [308/1043] has challenged simple [683/1079] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:33:45 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/25/24 04:23:35] Lnk [442/1043] has challenged simple [600/1079] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:12:23 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/25/24 05:59:55] simple [930/1079] has come upon drahthaar [854/1299] and taken them in combat! 53 days, 13:40:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/24 12:25:04] simple [519/1079] has challenged Lnk [293/1082] in combat and won! 54 days, 22:28:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/24 16:25:49] simple [463/1079] has challenged Lnk [195/1082] in combat and won! 33 days, 23:55:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/25/24 19:26:23] dwfreed [193/929] has challenged simple [455/1079] in combat and lost! 82 days, 22:11:52 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/25/24 23:27:09] simple [157/1079] has challenged jayvee [729/1042] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:23:32 is added to simple's clock.
[07/26/24 08:16:37] mordac, simple, and freeboson [908/3395] have team battled elf, dwfreed, and Kurenai [454/3037] and won! 0 days, 05:27:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/24 20:36:00] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:07:54 towards level 134.
[07/26/24 22:31:32] simple [832/1079] has challenged jayvee [158/1042] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:40:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/27/24 04:53:02] simple [143/1079] has come upon Lnk [1034/1082] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:09:54 is added to simple's clock.
[07/27/24 09:33:36] drahthaar [354/1299] has challenged simple [187/1079] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:42:52 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[07/27/24 22:19:21] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:06:44 towards level 134.
[07/28/24 00:36:29] jayvee [845/1042] has challenged simple [569/1079] in combat and won! 18 days, 04:10:25 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[07/28/24 05:37:24] simple [595/1079] has challenged IdleMaster [298/1462] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:56:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/28/24 12:45:22] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:42 towards level 134.
[07/28/24 17:39:39] simple [490/1079] has challenged kenyon [1175/1212] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:29:21 is added to simple's clock.
[07/28/24 20:24:20] drahthaar, Lnk, simple, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/24 22:53:30] dwfreed, KindOne, and zbe [3134/3358] have team battled simple, elf, and TimWolla [2054/3118] and won! 0 days, 05:08:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/24 00:41:00] neurospex [350/1357] has challenged simple [881/1079] in combat and lost! 18 days, 05:35:17 is added to neurospex's clock.
[07/29/24 01:41:11] simple [82/1079] has challenged KindOne [1181/1364] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:10:41 is added to simple's clock.
[07/29/24 07:42:20] simple [739/1079] has challenged kenyon [794/1212] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:16:58 is added to simple's clock.
[07/29/24 08:42:32] mordac [229/1207] has challenged simple [809/1079] in combat and lost! 9 days, 10:08:52 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/29/24 11:43:07] dwfreed [36/929] has challenged simple [223/1079] in combat and lost! 64 days, 21:55:23 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/30/24 00:45:38] simple [227/1079] has challenged jayvee [943/1042] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:11:37 is added to simple's clock.
[07/30/24 01:21:14] KindOne, jayvee, and simple [1457/3485] have team battled TimWolla, IdleMaster, and misha [1133/3916] and won! 2 days, 07:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/24 03:50:44] simple [377/1079] has challenged KindOne [1221/1364] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:48:21 is added to simple's clock.
[07/31/24 04:50:55] simple [552/1079] has challenged Kurenai [72/1116] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:25:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/31/24 11:52:15] simple [1025/1079] has challenged Asara [214/1621] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:20:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/31/24 12:52:26] elf [339/992] has challenged simple [857/1079] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:24 is added to elf's clock.
[07/31/24 16:53:11] elf [428/992] has challenged simple [151/1079] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:04 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/31/24 17:13:18] simple, zbe, mordac, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/24 17:23:17] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:35:36 from level 134.
[07/31/24 17:53:22] simple [452/1079] has challenged TimWolla [347/1047] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:06:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/31/24 17:53:22] simple has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 32 days, 02:29:37 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[07/31/24 18:53:34] simple [539/1079] has challenged Kurenai [805/1116] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:13:53 is added to simple's clock.
[07/31/24 21:54:08] simple [243/1079] has challenged Lnk [811/1082] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:35 is added to simple's clock.
[08/01/24 03:35:29] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:06:50 from level 134.
[08/01/24 03:55:18] simple [350/1079] has challenged HeavyPodda [1022/1581] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:01:21 is added to simple's clock.
[08/01/24 14:57:24] Lnk [919/1082] has challenged simple [28/1079] in combat and won! 60 days, 17:36:46 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/02/24 01:59:31] simple [760/1079] has challenged jayvee [428/1036] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:55:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/02/24 03:17:13] jayvee, TimWolla, and freeboson [2748/3192] have team battled zbe, dwfreed, and simple [46/3073] and won! 9 days, 05:46:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/24 06:04:55] Lnk [982/1082] has challenged simple [270/1079] in combat and won! 38 days, 03:22:55 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/03/24 06:36:22] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:44 towards level 134.
[08/03/24 12:13:10] simple fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/24 20:07:37] simple [148/1063] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1363/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:44:09 is added to simple's clock.
[08/03/24 23:08:12] simple [602/1063] has challenged Lnk [330/1082] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:04:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/04/24 00:08:23] Lnk [437/1082] has challenged simple [362/1063] in combat and won! 28 days, 08:24:22 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/04/24 01:08:34] KindOne [418/1364] has challenged simple [952/1063] in combat and lost! 13 days, 10:07:45 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/04/24 01:19:57] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:46:54 from level 134.
[08/04/24 03:08:57] simple [489/1063] has challenged TimWolla [180/1047] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:58:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/04/24 12:10:35] simple [114/1063] has challenged Asara [9/1612] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:48:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/24 05:13:52] simple [625/1063] has challenged freeboson [222/1109] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:39:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/05/24 06:29:12] elf, simple, HeavyPodda, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/24 12:15:13] dwfreed [805/929] has challenged simple [61/1063] in combat and won! 29 days, 02:27:20 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/05/24 13:15:24] simple [858/1063] has challenged Lnk [577/1082] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:50:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/24 22:57:05] simple [190/1063] has challenged freeboson [501/1117] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:37:05 is added to simple's clock.
[09/09/24 11:26:25] vegadark, simple, and drahthaar [1130/3377] have team battled cirdan, Lnk, and IdleMaster [3713/3925] and lost! 1 day, 14:21:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/24 15:54:29] simple [94/1063] has come upon pants [1392/1431] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:39:11 is added to simple's clock.
[09/09/24 20:14:03] dwfreed, TimWolla, and vegadark [704/3268] have team battled simple, HeavyPodda, and caeli [1859/4196] and lost! 2 days, 20:10:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/24 05:02:57] Kurenai [889/1146] has challenged simple [388/1063] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:25:36 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[09/10/24 06:12:44] simple was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:39:45 from level 134.
[09/10/24 07:03:20] pants [72/1421] has challenged simple [193/1063] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:12:34 is added to pants's clock.
[09/10/24 13:04:30] simple [472/1063] has challenged jayvee [1016/1094] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:46:41 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/24 07:27:17] KindOne [99/1397] has come upon simple [19/1063] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:08:18 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/11/24 08:42:41] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 450 days, 15:23:31 towards level 134.
[09/11/24 12:09:00] simple [504/1063] has challenged drahthaar [1064/1346] in combat and lost! 957 days, 21:53:00 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/24 19:14:10] simple [608/1063] has come upon mordac [695/1274] and been defeated in combat! 1180 days, 13:49:36 is added to simple's clock.
[09/11/24 19:15:19] simple [989/1063] has come upon mordac [1177/1274] and been defeated in combat! 1381 days, 06:34:26 is added to simple's clock.
[09/12/24 10:13:19] HeavyPodda [897/1494] has challenged simple [430/1063] in combat and won! 78 days, 02:48:00 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/13/24 04:16:53] drahthaar [1322/1346] has challenged simple [988/1063] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:13:09 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[09/13/24 05:11:15] simple, IdleMaster, Asara, and mordac have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/24 22:20:22] KindOne [743/1386] has challenged simple [132/1063] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:55:47 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/14/24 02:21:10] simple [1041/1063] has challenged kenyon [616/1256] in combat and won! 2779 days, 20:51:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/14/24 14:40:17] drahthaar, IdleMaster, and neurospex [1701/4133] have team battled simple, TimWolla, and mordac [637/3476] and won! 0 days, 10:47:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/24 18:24:20] simple [918/1063] has challenged Lnk [47/1091] in combat and won! 1695 days, 11:01:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/15/24 02:25:53] jayvee [299/1094] has challenged simple [340/1063] in combat and lost! 16 days, 11:02:50 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/15/24 19:29:11] jayvee [63/1094] has challenged simple [289/1063] in combat and lost! 19 days, 10:51:56 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/15/24 23:29:57] simple [215/1063] has challenged freeboson [1081/1117] in combat and lost! 530 days, 03:09:59 is added to simple's clock.
[09/16/24 01:30:21] simple [989/1063] has challenged Kurenai [492/1146] in combat and won! 731 days, 13:30:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/16/24 03:12:07] simple, misha, mordac, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/24 03:30:43] simple [338/1063] has challenged caeli [1356/1639] in combat and lost! 293 days, 21:17:05 is added to simple's clock.
[09/16/24 15:33:05] simple [137/1063] has challenged Kurenai [1/1146] in combat and won! 489 days, 22:35:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/17/24 01:15:58] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 98 days, 09:21:31 towards level 134.
[09/17/24 04:35:36] HeavyPodda [1301/1476] has challenged simple [224/1063] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:18:37 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/17/24 04:35:36] HeavyPodda has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 308 days, 06:15:30 is added to simple's clock.
[09/17/24 11:36:59] KindOne [10/1386] has challenged simple [456/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:22 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/17/24 16:37:56] simple [70/1063] has challenged dwfreed [689/1164] in combat and lost! 351 days, 07:43:38 is added to simple's clock.
[09/18/24 06:40:41] simple [708/1063] has challenged pants [1248/1421] in combat and lost! 483 days, 22:56:33 is added to simple's clock.
[09/18/24 08:41:04] kenyon [830/1256] has challenged simple [117/1063] in combat and won! 976 days, 19:51:57 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/18/24 16:42:39] simple [733/1063] has challenged misha [939/1423] in combat and lost! 509 days, 20:01:10 is added to simple's clock.
[09/18/24 16:44:25] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 383 days, 04:19:52 towards level 134.
[09/19/24 00:44:13] caeli [575/1639] has challenged simple [717/1063] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:56:31 is added to caeli's clock.
[09/19/24 03:31:35] elf, simple, zbe, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/24 03:44:49] simple [775/1063] has challenged elf [640/974] in combat and won! 779 days, 15:27:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/19/24 09:46:00] pants [872/1421] has challenged simple [730/1063] in combat and won! 622 days, 22:56:39 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/19/24 10:46:13] KindOne [125/1386] has challenged simple [251/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:43 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/20/24 08:55:26] Lnk [1082/1323] has challenged simple [17/1063] in combat and won! 49 days, 13:26:27 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/20/24 13:51:30] simple [224/1063] has challenged TimWolla [240/1164] in combat and lost! 251 days, 22:55:43 is added to simple's clock.
[09/20/24 21:53:05] vegadark [562/965] has challenged simple [36/1063] in combat and won! 628 days, 18:34:48 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[09/21/24 01:21:39] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 94 days, 15:40:55 towards level 134.
[09/21/24 06:29:45] IdleMaster, pants, and simple [1782/3907] have team battled Kurenai, caeli, and jayvee [1426/3831] and won! 6 days, 19:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/24 08:15:42] Kurenai, misha, and drahthaar [1524/3892] have team battled freeboson, kenyon, and simple [69/3449] and won! 0 days, 03:32:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/24 12:56:00] jayvee [808/1094] has challenged simple [863/1063] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:20:59 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/21/24 20:57:33] kenyon [224/1256] has challenged simple [1032/1063] in combat and lost! 139 days, 01:06:29 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/22/24 19:42:14] Lnk, Asara, and dwfreed [475/3870] have team battled zbe, simple, and KindOne [151/3570] and won! 6 days, 23:58:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/24 20:02:06] pants [539/1366] has challenged simple [760/1063] in combat and lost! 28 days, 00:27:24 is added to pants's clock.
[09/22/24 22:02:30] simple [376/1063] has challenged TimWolla [371/1164] in combat and won! 486 days, 11:54:23 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/23/24 13:44:15] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 59 days, 05:23:45 towards level 134.
[09/23/24 19:33:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 575 days, 02:53:17 toward level 134.
[09/24/24 05:25:46] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 10:09:32] simple [265/1102] has challenged jayvee [858/1094] in combat and lost! 52 days, 18:47:03 is added to simple's clock.
[09/24/24 12:09:55] simple [1053/1102] has challenged drahthaar [18/1356] in combat and won! 113 days, 06:48:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/24/24 16:33:08] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 11:12:32 towards level 134.
[09/24/24 19:11:18] simple [344/1102] has challenged zbe [1016/1062] in combat and lost! 54 days, 16:59:40 is added to simple's clock.
[09/25/24 18:33:38] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 32 days, 17:27:34 towards level 134.
[09/26/24 00:17:03] caeli [1590/1639] has challenged simple [194/1102] in combat and won! 272 days, 07:43:34 is removed from caeli's clock.
[09/26/24 00:17:03] caeli has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 52 days, 23:24:50 is added to simple's clock.
[09/26/24 03:53:42] drahthaar, misha, and pants [2427/4175] have team battled simple, vegadark, and HeavyPodda [2216/3543] and won! 8 days, 22:36:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/24 05:10:53] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 34 days, 16:59:34 towards level 134.
[09/27/24 07:23:02] Kurenai [372/1098] has challenged simple [1026/1102] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:35:42 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[09/27/24 10:23:36] vegadark [150/965] has challenged simple [306/1102] in combat and lost! 35 days, 04:42:31 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/27/24 17:24:58] misha [374/1453] has challenged simple [80/1102] in combat and won! 133 days, 10:20:54 is removed from misha's clock.
[09/27/24 21:25:46] simple [582/1102] has challenged misha [418/1477] in combat and won! 105 days, 15:16:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/28/24 01:26:32] Asara [147/1383] has challenged simple [735/1102] in combat and lost! 1270 days, 16:50:51 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/01/24 15:13:36] dwfreed, Asara, and caeli [4050/4186] have team battled mordac, kenyon, and simple [1370/3464] and won! 43 days, 14:45:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/24 20:44:15] elf [336/957] has challenged simple [34/1102] in combat and won! 35195 days, 08:55:51 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/02/24 03:45:36] drahthaar [1045/1356] has challenged simple [799/1102] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:07:48 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[10/02/24 04:45:48] dwfreed [744/1164] has challenged simple [611/1102] in combat and won! 12209 days, 20:03:36 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[10/02/24 13:58:02] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 01:51:54 towards level 134.
[10/02/24 21:49:06] simple [737/1102] has challenged elf [419/957] in combat and won! 70 days, 01:37:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/03/24 11:51:49] simple [106/1102] has challenged kenyon [875/1267] in combat and lost! 26 days, 02:50:16 is added to simple's clock.
[10/04/24 01:54:36] simple [410/1102] has challenged IdleMaster [783/1484] in combat and lost! 27 days, 09:47:25 is added to simple's clock.
[10/04/24 07:55:46] simple [273/1102] has challenged pants [1223/1366] in combat and lost! 37 days, 17:02:30 is added to simple's clock.
[10/04/24 19:35:46] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 22:47:31 towards level 134.
[10/06/24 01:03:45] freeboson [563/1159] has challenged simple [693/1102] in combat and lost! 782 days, 07:32:11 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/06/24 03:04:09] simple [981/1102] has challenged elf [369/957] in combat and won! 68 days, 05:13:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/06/24 04:04:21] Kurenai [691/1098] has challenged simple [703/1102] in combat and lost! 22 days, 15:56:59 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[10/06/24 18:07:37] simple [6/1102] has come upon drahthaar [468/1356] and been defeated in combat! 18 days, 11:37:27 is added to simple's clock.
[10/06/24 21:02:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 72 days, 07:12:51 toward level 134.
[10/07/24 02:08:42] vegadark [263/965] has challenged simple [550/1102] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:43:13 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/07/24 06:09:30] simple [1077/1102] has challenged TimWolla [976/1164] in combat and won! 20 days, 04:46:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/07/24 12:10:42] simple [107/1102] has challenged drahthaar [801/1356] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:31:00 is added to simple's clock.
[10/07/24 17:11:40] caeli [1413/1639] has challenged simple [649/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:04 is removed from caeli's clock.
[10/08/24 04:09:20] simple [593/1102] has come upon TimWolla [32/1164] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:11:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/08/24 04:09:20] simple [153/1102] has come upon TimWolla [967/1164] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:25:10 is added to simple's clock.
[10/08/24 10:15:00] IdleMaster [1407/1484] has challenged simple [373/1102] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:50:24 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[10/08/24 18:41:32] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:17:42 towards level 134.
[10/08/24 21:17:12] simple [533/1102] has challenged Kurenai [857/1098] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:02:38 is added to simple's clock.
[10/09/24 15:20:46] Kurenai [368/1098] has challenged simple [771/1102] in combat and lost! 31 days, 06:01:06 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[10/09/24 15:33:04] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:54 towards level 134.
[10/09/24 16:20:58] simple [820/1102] has challenged mordac [1098/1102] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:40:24 is added to simple's clock.
[10/10/24 03:30:15] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:12:34 towards level 134.
[10/10/24 08:24:17] vegadark [532/949] has challenged simple [238/1102] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:58:37 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/11/24 12:36:11] drahthaar, simple, HeavyPodda, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/24 23:31:54] simple [466/1102] has challenged kenyon [165/1279] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:55:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/12/24 00:32:06] neurospex [526/1282] has challenged simple [815/1102] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:49:54 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/12/24 05:24:28] simple, cirdan, and zbe [333/3561] have team battled neurospex, HeavyPodda, and caeli [3649/4389] and lost! 2 days, 20:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/24 06:33:18] simple [765/1102] has challenged misha [607/1477] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:06:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/12/24 11:34:16] zbe [748/1072] has challenged simple [898/1102] in combat and lost! 448 days, 08:11:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/12/24 22:36:26] freeboson [1001/1151] has challenged simple [931/1102] in combat and won! 488 days, 23:36:42 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/13/24 05:37:52] neurospex [913/1282] has challenged simple [996/1102] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:46:07 is added to neurospex's clock.
[10/13/24 07:38:15] Lnk [250/1311] has challenged simple [705/1102] in combat and lost! 271 days, 15:50:46 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/13/24 08:28:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 2 days, 03:40:23 toward level 134.
[10/14/24 02:01:36] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:47 towards level 134.
[10/14/24 02:42:03] simple [204/1102] has challenged elf [814/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:01:19 is added to simple's clock.
[10/15/24 12:48:52] freeboson [869/1151] has challenged simple [1054/1102] in combat and lost! 316 days, 08:31:48 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/15/24 15:41:38] Asara, pants, and neurospex [3111/4048] have team battled zbe, caeli, and simple [1171/3805] and won! 0 days, 06:54:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/24 05:52:17] misha [566/1477] has challenged simple [343/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:32 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/16/24 05:52:17] misha has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:23:00 is added to simple's clock.
[10/16/24 06:52:29] pants [24/1366] has challenged simple [482/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:00 is added to pants's clock.
[10/16/24 13:40:16] jayvee, Lnk, simple, and HeavyPodda have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/24 16:54:30] mordac [472/1107] has challenged simple [364/1102] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/17/24 12:58:27] simple [151/1102] has challenged Kurenai [1031/1098] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:44 is added to simple's clock.
[10/18/24 00:00:37] drahthaar [138/1356] has challenged simple [519/1102] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:37:08 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[10/18/24 02:01:02] HeavyPodda [905/1476] has challenged simple [925/1102] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:58:49 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/18/24 04:01:26] caeli [1403/1631] has challenged simple [105/1102] in combat and won! 28 days, 01:32:06 is removed from caeli's clock.
[10/19/24 07:01:27] Kurenai, caeli, and elf [2877/3686] have team battled KindOne, cirdan, and simple [2238/3944] and won! 5 days, 17:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/24 12:07:46] simple [864/1102] has challenged caeli [854/1631] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/19/24 16:02:41] simple [544/1102] has come upon freeboson [1125/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:22:06 is added to simple's clock.
[10/19/24 16:08:33] KindOne [270/1455] has challenged simple [578/1102] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:08:36 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/19/24 17:22:18] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:22 towards level 134.
[10/20/24 04:10:53] drahthaar [458/1356] has challenged simple [424/1102] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:05:21 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[10/20/24 07:11:28] kenyon [545/1279] has challenged simple [976/1102] in combat and lost! 72 days, 01:17:29 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/20/24 09:11:52] HeavyPodda [1104/1476] has challenged simple [274/1102] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:55:44 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/20/24 10:12:04] zbe [882/1072] has challenged simple [298/1102] in combat and won! 927 days, 10:05:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/20/24 19:13:53] simple [604/1102] has challenged freeboson [452/1137] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:03:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/21/24 04:24:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:01:34 from level 134.
[10/21/24 04:38:59] simple [42/1102] has challenged KindOne [1070/1455] in combat and lost! 20 days, 00:41:55 is added to simple's clock.
[10/22/24 01:19:46] simple [754/1102] has challenged drahthaar [685/1356] in combat and won! 41 days, 20:40:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[10/22/24 18:33:51] drahthaar, simple, KindOne, and misha have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/24 17:57:34] Lnk, HeavyPodda, and misha [2728/4270] have team battled simple, vegadark, and KindOne [717/3523] and won! 0 days, 16:11:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/24 05:30:03] HeavyPodda [1101/1476] has challenged simple [795/1102] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:07:57 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/10/24 17:51:46] mordac [109/1107] has challenged simple [816/1102] in combat and lost! 22 days, 18:40:36 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/10/24 20:52:21] mordac [706/1107] has challenged simple [1039/1102] in combat and lost! 27 days, 01:58:24 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/10/24 21:52:33] simple [1010/1102] has challenged mordac [441/1107] in combat and won! 2295 days, 23:17:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/11/24 00:53:07] simple [590/1102] has challenged IdleMaster [1323/1548] in combat and lost! 1022 days, 01:15:13 is added to simple's clock.
[11/11/24 02:53:30] misha [750/1477] has challenged simple [81/1102] in combat and won! 1425 days, 10:22:01 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/11/24 04:53:53] simple [1093/1102] has challenged IdleMaster [1301/1548] in combat and lost! 1226 days, 10:18:06 is added to simple's clock.
[11/11/24 10:55:03] neurospex [597/1292] has challenged simple [479/1102] in combat and won! 1513 days, 00:39:56 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[11/12/24 02:48:30] neurospex, simple, mordac, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/24 04:58:34] simple [792/1102] has challenged drahthaar [1370/1408] in combat and lost! 882 days, 21:43:16 is added to simple's clock.
[11/12/24 05:58:45] Lnk [362/1268] has challenged simple [1089/1102] in combat and lost! 262 days, 17:16:56 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/12/24 13:00:06] simple [959/1102] has challenged dwfreed [604/1157] in combat and won! 2240 days, 06:06:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/12/24 23:02:03] simple [961/1102] has challenged Kurenai [187/853] in combat and won! 998 days, 09:54:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/13/24 05:03:16] neurospex [834/1292] has challenged simple [1067/1102] in combat and lost! 141 days, 00:38:55 is added to neurospex's clock.
[11/13/24 06:03:28] simple [244/1102] has challenged dwfreed [1044/1157] in combat and lost! 632 days, 06:28:29 is added to simple's clock.
[11/13/24 12:04:38] simple [315/1102] has challenged neurospex [981/1292] in combat and lost! 758 days, 16:09:57 is added to simple's clock.
[11/13/24 21:06:23] simple [530/1102] has challenged freeboson [912/1048] in combat and lost! 910 days, 07:59:35 is added to simple's clock.
[11/14/24 08:08:34] Lnk [359/1268] has challenged simple [789/1102] in combat and lost! 186 days, 23:07:43 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/14/24 15:09:57] TimWolla [137/1164] has challenged simple [112/1102] in combat and won! 270 days, 20:26:47 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/14/24 16:10:09] simple [1081/1102] has challenged KindOne [619/1466] in combat and won! 1529 days, 03:17:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/14/24 16:10:09] In the fierce battle, KindOne dropped their level 64 ring! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 55 ring to KindOne.
[11/14/24 22:11:21] Lnk [111/1268] has challenged simple [747/1111] in combat and lost! 133 days, 09:15:10 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/15/24 01:11:56] drahthaar [1048/1408] has challenged simple [1088/1111] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:11:35 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[11/15/24 19:15:31] simple [1020/1111] has challenged pants [1188/1366] in combat and lost! 864 days, 19:21:12 is added to simple's clock.
[11/16/24 06:17:43] caeli [205/1641] has challenged simple [293/1111] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:59:34 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/19/24 16:33:47] caeli [1510/1650] has challenged simple [1068/1111] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:25:54 is removed from caeli's clock.
[11/20/24 04:36:07] simple [278/1111] has challenged drahthaar [586/1408] in combat and lost! 768 days, 06:27:27 is added to simple's clock.
[11/20/24 07:36:41] simple [564/1111] has challenged jayvee [517/1386] in combat and won! 1448 days, 03:42:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/20/24 09:37:05] misha [1279/1490] has challenged simple [377/1111] in combat and won! 120 days, 15:41:28 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/20/24 12:31:42] Kurenai, drahthaar, and simple [552/3372] have team battled pants, misha, and IdleMaster [4035/4404] and lost! 7 days, 18:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/24 16:38:26] mordac [991/1107] has challenged simple [161/1111] in combat and won! 51 days, 14:31:03 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/21/24 03:40:35] simple [1049/1111] has challenged jayvee [1303/1386] in combat and lost! 619 days, 06:54:45 is added to simple's clock.
[11/21/24 19:43:49] KindOne [701/1457] has challenged simple [240/1111] in combat and won! 39 days, 10:48:54 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[11/21/24 21:37:24] kenyon [674/1298] has come upon simple [687/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:12 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/22/24 22:44:03] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 474 days, 14:35:38 towards level 135.
[11/24/24 02:54:36] HeavyPodda [1147/1476] has challenged simple [939/1111] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:14:07 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/24/24 05:13:15] simple, kenyon, and zbe [581/3561] have team battled Lnk, dwfreed, and IdleMaster [2412/3973] and lost! 36 days, 08:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/24 06:55:22] simple [1034/1111] has challenged HeavyPodda [703/1476] in combat and won! 1808 days, 17:22:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[11/24/24 09:14:43] vegadark [471/936] has come upon simple [256/1111] and taken them in combat! 54 days, 02:04:59 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/24/24 14:56:55] simple [662/1111] has challenged neurospex [742/1292] in combat and lost! 499 days, 11:39:08 is added to simple's clock.
[11/25/24 15:01:36] simple [967/1111] has challenged TimWolla [990/1144] in combat and lost! 569 days, 05:20:56 is added to simple's clock.
[11/25/24 19:02:22] simple [781/1111] has challenged misha [1411/1490] in combat and lost! 712 days, 23:50:04 is added to simple's clock.
[11/26/24 00:03:21] simple [84/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [828/1548] in combat and lost! 855 days, 13:11:53 is added to simple's clock.
[11/26/24 04:04:07] simple [425/1111] has challenged drahthaar [889/1408] in combat and lost! 821 days, 07:13:41 is added to simple's clock.
[11/26/24 12:51:04] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 535 days, 20:47:09 towards level 135.
[11/26/24 15:06:15] dwfreed [223/1157] has challenged simple [706/1111] in combat and lost! 165 days, 04:59:30 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/06/24 07:51:38] simple [1060/1111] has challenged drahthaar [254/1408] in combat and won! 1573 days, 04:15:46 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/06/24 08:51:49] dwfreed [411/1147] has challenged simple [790/1111] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:36:27 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/06/24 15:53:15] vegadark [246/936] has challenged simple [888/1111] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:17:50 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/06/24 16:17:06] simple [743/1111] has come upon neurospex [1288/1292] and been defeated in combat! 770 days, 05:51:52 is added to simple's clock.
[12/06/24 18:53:53] simple [91/1111] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [954/2399] in combat and lost! 462 days, 03:15:26 is added to simple's clock.
[12/07/24 07:56:26] simple [0/1111] has challenged freeboson [756/1031] in combat and lost! 1016 days, 14:09:27 is added to simple's clock.
[12/07/24 09:56:49] simple [525/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [35/1554] in combat and won! 2134 days, 19:25:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/08/24 02:33:29] simple [302/1111] has come upon neurospex [406/1292] and been defeated in combat! 792 days, 18:58:47 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/24 05:00:31] simple [618/1111] has challenged TimWolla [829/1152] in combat and lost! 903 days, 18:17:29 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/24 07:00:54] simple [869/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [1225/1554] in combat and lost! 1132 days, 01:32:34 is added to simple's clock.
[12/08/24 09:01:17] TimWolla [1058/1152] has challenged simple [369/1111] in combat and won! 28 days, 09:29:38 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/08/24 19:03:13] simple [866/1111] has challenged caeli [356/1650] in combat and won! 2037 days, 13:33:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/09/24 01:04:22] mordac [366/1101] has challenged simple [120/1111] in combat and won! 32 days, 12:29:13 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/09/24 03:22:49] KindOne, IdleMaster, and Lnk [4226/4308] have team battled kenyon, simple, and caeli [3682/4071] and won! 0 days, 05:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/24 04:04:57] jayvee [735/1386] has challenged simple [146/1111] in combat and won! 35 days, 19:20:45 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[12/09/24 05:05:09] simple [913/1111] has challenged HeavyPodda [545/1481] in combat and won! 1996 days, 15:19:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/09/24 11:06:19] simple [603/1111] has challenged Kurenai [21/861] in combat and won! 661 days, 16:23:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/09/24 11:22:58] simple fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 104 days, 18:22:50 from level 135.
[12/09/24 12:06:30] simple [311/1111] has challenged KindOne [1051/1486] in combat and lost! 352 days, 00:12:12 is added to simple's clock.
[12/09/24 13:06:41] simple [471/1111] has challenged jayvee [1167/1386] in combat and lost! 382 days, 19:16:14 is added to simple's clock.
[12/09/24 16:07:16] KindOne [1359/1486] has challenged simple [839/1111] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:21:46 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[12/09/24 23:08:45] simple, kenyon, Kurenai, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/24 05:57:20] vegadark [122/936] has come upon simple [821/1111] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:56:30 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/10/24 18:12:23] mordac [749/1101] has challenged simple [1016/1111] in combat and lost! 11 days, 02:53:00 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/10/24 19:36:24] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 131 days, 23:55:45 towards level 135.
[12/11/24 02:13:57] simple [335/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [711/1573] in combat and lost! 413 days, 12:51:10 is added to simple's clock.
[12/11/24 11:32:42] simple [147/1111] has come upon freeboson [1008/1031] and been defeated in combat! 496 days, 03:57:39 is added to simple's clock.
[12/11/24 12:15:54] simple [241/1111] has challenged neurospex [1232/1292] in combat and lost! 595 days, 09:24:32 is added to simple's clock.
[12/11/24 13:16:06] simple [568/1111] has challenged TimWolla [621/1152] in combat and lost! 678 days, 17:44:08 is added to simple's clock.
[12/11/24 16:16:41] HeavyPodda [1033/1481] has challenged simple [577/1111] in combat and won! 23 days, 11:02:32 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/11/24 20:17:27] freeboson [81/1031] has challenged simple [211/1111] in combat and lost! 666 days, 19:22:13 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/12/24 11:20:21] simple [523/1111] has challenged drahthaar [1288/1408] in combat and lost! 722 days, 12:31:46 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/24 11:30:50] simple [260/1111] has come upon Lnk [702/1268] and been defeated in combat! 1093 days, 23:33:48 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/24 12:20:33] simple [820/1111] has challenged Kurenai [717/861] in combat and won! 1455 days, 23:34:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/12/24 16:21:19] vegadark [726/936] has challenged simple [632/1111] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:41:26 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/12/24 18:48:00] Kurenai [488/861] has come upon simple [477/1111] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 05:43:04 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[12/13/24 15:25:53] simple [302/1111] has challenged KindOne [752/1486] in combat and lost! 737 days, 12:24:27 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/24 15:33:07] simple [216/1111] has come upon neurospex [1267/1292] and been defeated in combat! 1069 days, 09:34:00 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/24 15:34:04] simple [875/1111] has come upon neurospex [276/1292] and taken them in combat! 2309 days, 21:37:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/13/24 21:27:03] simple [906/1111] has challenged jayvee [1181/1386] in combat and lost! 615 days, 22:28:57 is added to simple's clock.
[12/13/24 22:27:15] simple [5/1111] has challenged Lnk [1030/1268] in combat and lost! 1038 days, 20:53:59 is added to simple's clock.
[12/14/24 03:28:13] freeboson [146/1031] has challenged simple [931/1111] in combat and lost! 3851 days, 02:26:49 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/14/24 13:30:10] simple [191/1111] has challenged HeavyPodda [357/1481] in combat and lost! 1382 days, 11:48:40 is added to simple's clock.
[12/14/24 17:30:56] simple [935/1111] has challenged Kurenai [698/861] in combat and won! 1714 days, 06:00:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/14/24 22:31:54] simple [1069/1111] has challenged jayvee [675/1386] in combat and won! 1465 days, 15:03:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/15/24 01:32:30] drahthaar [66/1377] has challenged simple [114/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:41:18 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[12/15/24 03:35:15] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 435 days, 20:46:00 towards level 135.
[12/15/24 07:43:28] Kurenai, neurospex, and kenyon [1157/3477] have team battled KindOne, simple, and dwfreed [937/3782] and won! 8 days, 03:40:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/24 13:34:51] simple [1053/1111] has challenged Kurenai [821/861] in combat and won! 846 days, 06:30:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/15/24 19:56:50] dwfreed, freeboson, simple, and zbe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/24 22:36:35] KindOne [915/1486] has challenged simple [234/1111] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:56:01 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[12/16/24 00:36:59] simple [953/1111] has challenged KindOne [1093/1486] in combat and lost! 321 days, 12:28:56 is added to simple's clock.
[12/16/24 02:37:22] simple [404/1111] has challenged HeavyPodda [763/1481] in combat and lost! 559 days, 10:11:51 is added to simple's clock.
[12/16/24 09:24:34] simple found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 289 days, 00:11:24 towards level 135.
[12/16/24 15:44:51] dwfreed, freeboson, simple, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/24 20:02:00] KindOne [639/1486] has come upon simple [806/1111] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:07 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/17/24 02:42:03] simple [442/1111] has challenged vegadark [237/941] in combat and won! 682 days, 13:15:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/17/24 06:42:50] simple [924/1111] has challenged jayvee [456/1386] in combat and won! 342 days, 04:56:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/17/24 09:43:24] vegadark [809/941] has challenged simple [1042/1111] in combat and lost! 18 days, 06:31:57 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/17/24 11:43:48] simple [17/1111] has challenged neurospex [535/1287] in combat and lost! 185 days, 00:04:13 is added to simple's clock.
[12/17/24 14:44:22] zbe [595/1152] has challenged simple [15/1111] in combat and won! 4774 days, 09:20:54 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/17/24 17:39:11] zbe [585/1152] has come upon simple [774/1111] and been defeated in combat! 1841 days, 17:36:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/17/24 22:07:59] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 77 days, 16:06:04 towards level 135.
[12/17/24 23:46:07] Kurenai [610/861] has challenged simple [519/1111] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:21:58 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[12/18/24 03:46:53] zbe [298/1152] has challenged simple [265/1111] in combat and won! 2433 days, 16:46:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/18/24 06:52:08] HeavyPodda [828/1481] has challenged simple [681/1111] in combat and won! 53 days, 12:28:51 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/18/24 11:12:29] simple, misha, and zbe [2907/3753] have team battled HeavyPodda, kenyon, and vegadark [3458/3751] and lost! 38 days, 03:07:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/24 22:01:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 577 days, 06:51:23 toward level 135.
[12/19/24 02:51:19] simple [326/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [1375/1573] in combat and lost! 98 days, 07:29:29 is added to simple's clock.
[12/19/24 03:51:30] neurospex [638/1311] has challenged simple [333/1111] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:13:22 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/19/24 11:53:03] simple [2/1111] has challenged Lnk [1201/1268] in combat and lost! 129 days, 16:32:33 is added to simple's clock.
[12/19/24 14:24:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 129 days, 10:25:43 toward level 135.
[12/19/24 14:53:38] simple [1051/1111] has challenged kenyon [807/1329] in combat and won! 235 days, 20:24:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/20/24 02:55:57] Lnk [700/1268] has challenged simple [345/1111] in combat and won! 7139 days, 04:18:44 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/20/24 21:59:38] simple [698/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [383/1573] in combat and won! 126 days, 21:25:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/24 00:00:01] simple [187/1111] has challenged IdleMaster [1022/1573] in combat and lost! 45 days, 02:25:00 is added to simple's clock.
[12/21/24 06:23:14] caeli, drahthaar, and mordac [800/4118] have team battled simple, Lnk, and zbe [2540/3531] and lost! 3 days, 01:43:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/24 17:04:23] simple grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 21:25:11 towards level 135.
[12/21/24 19:58:26] neurospex, vegadark, and jayvee [3521/3606] have team battled dwfreed, simple, and freeboson [2649/3324] and won! 0 days, 07:35:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/24 01:04:51] IdleMaster [874/1573] has challenged simple [488/1111] in combat and won! 26 days, 01:32:19 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/22/24 11:06:48] simple [204/1111] has challenged freeboson [62/996] in combat and won! 87 days, 14:05:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/22/24 14:07:23] simple [435/1111] has challenged freeboson [967/996] in combat and lost! 32 days, 12:10:25 is added to simple's clock.
[12/22/24 16:12:09] freeboson, Lnk, simple, and kenyon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/24 16:15:54] kenyon [399/1340] has come upon simple [909/1111] and been defeated in combat! 16771 days, 03:31:11 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/22/24 18:08:10] simple [100/1111] has challenged vegadark [595/909] in combat and lost! 29 days, 05:27:28 is added to simple's clock.
[12/23/24 07:10:44] freeboson [380/996] has challenged simple [390/1111] in combat and lost! 334 days, 23:40:15 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/24/24 01:14:17] simple [1093/1111] has challenged Lnk [434/1268] in combat and won! 67 days, 21:16:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/24/24 02:15:05] simple [38/1111] has come upon neurospex [826/1328] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 05:28:12 is added to simple's clock.
[12/24/24 08:15:41] neurospex [302/1328] has challenged simple [194/1111] in combat and won! 36 days, 09:45:31 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/24/24 13:20:29] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:44:37 towards level 135.
[12/24/24 18:17:35] simple [831/1111] has challenged Lnk [562/1268] in combat and won! 46 days, 10:38:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/24/24 22:18:21] simple [791/1111] has challenged TimWolla [410/1133] in combat and won! 23 days, 21:59:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/25/24 17:18:02] kenyon [446/1340] has come upon simple [54/1111] and taken them in combat! 44935 days, 01:32:50 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/25/24 17:50:05] simple, TimWolla, KindOne, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/24 18:22:14] IdleMaster [1447/1552] has challenged simple [818/1111] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:04:41 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/26/24 04:24:11] Kurenai [426/861] has challenged simple [730/1111] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:51:59 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/26/24 07:22:55] Lnk, simple, and IdleMaster [2444/3931] have team battled caeli, drahthaar, and dwfreed [3695/4234] and lost! 1 day, 17:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/24 09:25:12] simple [215/1111] has challenged dwfreed [82/1217] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:43:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/26/24 20:27:21] simple [531/1111] has challenged dwfreed [1042/1217] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:49:54 is added to simple's clock.
[12/26/24 21:27:33] simple [1074/1111] has challenged TimWolla [773/1133] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:04:32 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/26/24 22:27:45] simple [1076/1111] has challenged KindOne [378/1486] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:03:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/27/24 00:28:13] vegadark [764/909] has challenged simple [801/1111] in combat and lost! 23 days, 06:22:00 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/27/24 02:01:55] caeli [1142/1640] has come upon simple [842/1111] and taken them in combat! 26 days, 19:11:57 is removed from caeli's clock.
[12/27/24 05:29:14] simple [929/1111] has challenged neurospex [1036/1328] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:45:57 is added to simple's clock.
[12/27/24 06:23:12] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/24 06:29:26] Asara [1027/1413] has challenged simple [867/1119] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:33:52 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/27/24 14:15:41] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:27:37 towards level 135.
[12/27/24 15:31:11] simple [418/1119] has challenged zbe [512/1152] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:13:14 is added to simple's clock.
[12/27/24 16:28:55] neurospex, Lnk, simple, and IdleMaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/24 02:33:20] freeboson [976/996] has challenged simple [155/1119] in combat and won! 1184 days, 09:37:22 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[12/28/24 09:34:43] freeboson [949/996] has challenged simple [1004/1119] in combat and lost! 292 days, 08:39:30 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/28/24 18:07:43] dwfreed, simple, kenyon, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/24 19:36:42] simple [17/1125] has challenged Asara [249/1413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:45:38 is added to simple's clock.
[12/29/24 08:39:19] kenyon [847/1340] has challenged simple [899/1125] in combat and lost! 9670 days, 06:41:14 is added to kenyon's clock.
[12/29/24 11:39:54] simple [927/1125] has challenged jayvee [221/1386] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:37:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/29/24 11:39:54] In the fierce battle, jayvee dropped their level 293 pair of boots! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 50 pair of boots to jayvee.
[12/29/24 19:41:26] neurospex [659/1328] has challenged simple [344/1368] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:25:59 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[12/30/24 13:44:55] drahthaar [1159/1377] has challenged simple [1299/1368] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:13 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[12/30/24 14:45:06] TimWolla [1071/1160] has challenged simple [838/1368] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:12:55 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/30/24 17:45:42] IdleMaster [174/1552] has challenged simple [388/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:44:31 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[12/30/24 22:46:39] simple [744/1368] has challenged zbe [745/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:45:51 is added to simple's clock.
[12/31/24 03:47:39] simple [739/1368] has challenged neurospex [1194/1328] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:49 is added to simple's clock.
[01/02/25 00:13:11] misha [1080/1497] has come upon simple [306/1368] and taken them in combat! 623 days, 03:39:10 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/02/25 02:56:58] simple [448/1368] has challenged IdleMaster [362/1552] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:38:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/02/25 13:59:06] simple [646/1368] has challenged caeli [569/1615] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:49:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/03/25 04:21:35] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/25 06:02:15] simple [462/1377] has challenged caeli [1429/1615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:38 is added to simple's clock.
[01/04/25 00:05:45] simple [415/1377] has challenged freeboson [150/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:55:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/04/25 03:06:21] simple [45/1377] has challenged caeli [649/1615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:16 is added to simple's clock.
[01/04/25 05:06:44] simple [812/1377] has challenged HeavyPodda [955/1487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:07 is added to simple's clock.
[01/04/25 11:21:28] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:19 from level 135.
[01/04/25 20:29:39] simple [920/1377] has challenged misha [107/1497] in combat and won! 44 days, 03:55:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/04/25 21:09:50] simple [224/1377] has challenged mordac [931/1123] in combat and lost! 14 days, 18:11:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/05/25 04:11:13] simple [150/1377] has challenged neurospex [991/1328] in combat and lost! 19 days, 06:59:20 is added to simple's clock.
[01/06/25 00:15:06] misha [538/1497] has challenged simple [167/1377] in combat and won! 185 days, 02:35:58 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/06/25 00:15:06] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 436 weapon! misha picks it up, tossing their old level 318 weapon to simple.
[01/06/25 02:26:43] kenyon, IdleMaster, and vegadark [3152/3801] have team battled simple, TimWolla, and Kurenai [1518/3334] and won! 2 days, 14:33:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/25 07:16:27] Kurenai [236/861] has challenged simple [282/1259] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:19:03 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[01/06/25 11:17:14] simple [672/1259] has challenged HeavyPodda [139/1541] in combat and won! 49 days, 05:08:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/06/25 13:17:37] Lnk [1118/1268] has challenged simple [793/1259] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:23:14 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/06/25 19:18:47] simple [1051/1259] has challenged TimWolla [60/1214] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:36:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/07/25 14:22:56] drahthaar, neurospex, and simple [3618/3968] have team battled freeboson, dwfreed, and vegadark [777/3107] and won! 1 day, 05:45:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/25 15:22:41] mordac [532/1123] has challenged simple [945/1259] in combat and lost! 22 days, 04:30:55 is added to mordac's clock.
[01/07/25 17:23:04] neurospex [1225/1328] has challenged simple [680/1259] in combat and won! 66 days, 02:45:06 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/07/25 18:23:16] simple [743/1259] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2195/2399] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:31:20 is added to simple's clock.
[01/07/25 22:24:02] IdleMaster [1038/1552] has challenged simple [619/1259] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:03:33 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[01/08/25 03:25:01] KindOne [84/1486] has challenged simple [593/1259] in combat and lost! 33 days, 04:06:25 is added to KindOne's clock.
[01/08/25 08:25:59] simple [198/1259] has challenged Asara [701/1413] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:19:36 is added to simple's clock.
[01/08/25 10:26:22] simple [505/1259] has challenged caeli [809/1561] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:26:00 is added to simple's clock.
[01/08/25 12:26:45] simple [648/1259] has challenged TimWolla [194/1214] in combat and won! 21 days, 04:06:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/25 03:29:43] simple [116/1259] has challenged KindOne [1300/1486] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:24:20 is added to simple's clock.
[01/09/25 11:34:43] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:29:19 towards level 136.
[01/09/25 12:31:29] mordac [822/1123] has challenged simple [188/1259] in combat and won! 31 days, 00:57:33 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/09/25 15:32:06] Lnk [584/1268] has challenged simple [506/1259] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:41:45 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/10/25 13:36:24] TimWolla [296/1214] has challenged simple [257/1259] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:59:14 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[01/10/25 13:45:23] simple discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:17:38 towards level 136.
[01/10/25 13:56:35] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/25 02:16:10] KindOne [1353/1486] has come upon simple [506/1251] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 06:47:05 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/11/25 14:41:16] simple [497/1251] has challenged dwfreed [631/1220] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:32:35 is added to simple's clock.
[01/11/25 18:42:02] caeli [1318/1561] has challenged simple [623/1251] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:20:24 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/11/25 19:42:13] simple [671/1251] has challenged zbe [970/1152] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:38:55 is added to simple's clock.
[01/12/25 02:43:34] simple [304/1251] has challenged drahthaar [1297/1381] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:38:52 is added to simple's clock.
[01/12/25 17:46:35] simple [470/1251] has challenged KindOne [100/1486] in combat and won! 2439 days, 06:12:26 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/25 22:04:43] simple [685/1251] has come upon dwfreed [217/1220] and taken them in combat! 2090 days, 03:06:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/12/25 23:46:32] simple [111/1251] has come upon Lnk [913/1268] and been defeated in combat! 853 days, 22:50:24 is added to simple's clock.
[01/13/25 13:50:28] simple [859/1251] has challenged misha [783/1603] in combat and won! 1657 days, 05:41:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/13/25 22:52:19] jayvee [309/1118] has challenged simple [622/1251] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:54:17 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/14/25 05:53:42] simple [639/1251] has challenged zbe [115/1152] in combat and won! 1107 days, 17:46:45 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/14/25 13:55:17] neurospex [448/1317] has challenged simple [128/1251] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:41:01 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/14/25 15:55:41] simple [948/1251] has challenged kenyon [259/1341] in combat and won! 787 days, 13:25:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/14/25 17:56:03] Kurenai [663/861] has challenged simple [515/1251] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:05:36 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/15/25 05:58:24] simple [924/1251] has challenged Lnk [1138/1268] in combat and lost! 259 days, 18:22:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/15/25 08:58:59] Asara [116/1411] has challenged simple [596/1251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:21 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/15/25 17:57:27] dwfreed, freeboson, pants, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/25 18:00:46] KindOne [749/1486] has challenged simple [691/1251] in combat and won! 41 days, 23:48:17 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/16/25 10:44:27] IdleMaster, pants, and HeavyPodda [3440/4466] have team battled KindOne, simple, and drahthaar [3260/4118] and won! 2 days, 06:34:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/25 13:04:29] neurospex [1238/1317] has challenged simple [354/1251] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:29:54 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/16/25 16:05:03] kenyon [1058/1341] has challenged simple [752/1251] in combat and won! 672 days, 16:31:55 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/16/25 20:05:49] caeli [1294/1561] has challenged simple [259/1251] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:58:02 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/16/25 22:06:12] simple [1241/1251] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1893/2399] in combat and lost! 107 days, 21:13:21 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/25 23:06:24] kenyon [845/1341] has challenged simple [529/1251] in combat and won! 337 days, 22:50:28 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/17/25 03:07:10] simple [1014/1251] has challenged TimWolla [1118/1206] in combat and lost! 225 days, 10:31:20 is added to simple's clock.
[01/17/25 20:54:22] jayvee [61/1118] has challenged simple [1125/1251] in combat and lost! 19 days, 09:56:58 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/18/25 09:13:01] simple [1060/1251] has challenged misha [664/1603] in combat and won! 507 days, 20:28:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/18/25 10:13:13] Lnk [761/1268] has challenged simple [451/1251] in combat and won! 31 days, 10:01:45 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/18/25 20:15:09] simple [551/1251] has challenged caeli [915/1561] in combat and lost! 162 days, 10:19:25 is added to simple's clock.
[01/19/25 01:20:24] mordac, simple, and misha [1086/3993] have team battled cirdan, freeboson, and jayvee [611/3479] and won! 3 days, 03:31:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/25 04:16:44] simple [400/1251] has challenged pants [920/1362] in combat and lost! 233 days, 11:51:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/19/25 14:01:10] neurospex [1204/1317] has challenged simple [5/1251] in combat and won! 45 days, 22:19:15 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[01/19/25 21:20:05] Asara [360/1411] has challenged simple [690/1251] in combat and lost! 10 days, 17:20:40 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/20/25 10:22:35] simple [50/1251] has challenged pants [367/1362] in combat and lost! 284 days, 14:05:44 is added to simple's clock.
[01/20/25 10:42:36] pants, simple, kenyon, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/25 17:23:58] freeboson [633/986] has challenged simple [160/1251] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:03:19 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/20/25 18:24:10] KindOne [650/1486] has challenged simple [165/1251] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:01:55 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/20/25 22:24:58] IdleMaster [1023/1552] has challenged simple [161/1251] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:25:09 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[01/21/25 17:28:43] simple [1150/1251] has challenged caeli [395/1561] in combat and won! 366 days, 12:33:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/21/25 18:39:25] simple, HeavyPodda, and kenyon [490/4144] have team battled Lnk, dwfreed, and Kurenai [189/3349] and won! 15 days, 14:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/25 07:31:27] zbe [349/1152] has challenged simple [348/1251] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:59:16 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/22/25 07:54:26] simple [1119/1251] has come upon elf [891/957] and taken them in combat! 295 days, 20:29:31 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/22/25 18:35:54] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 30 days, 04:45:36 from level 136.
[01/23/25 19:38:30] simple [998/1251] has challenged TimWolla [59/1206] in combat and won! 181 days, 00:52:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/24/25 01:39:42] IdleMaster [1094/1552] has challenged simple [664/1251] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:50:56 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[01/24/25 06:06:31] simple sharpened the edge of their weapon! simple's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/25 00:44:11] simple [664/1282] has challenged caeli [239/1561] in combat and won! 108 days, 13:34:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/25/25 02:44:34] simple [1/1282] has challenged misha [401/1603] in combat and lost! 48 days, 07:29:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/27/25 10:55:29] simple [345/1282] has challenged pants [1244/1413] in combat and lost! 63 days, 06:10:47 is added to simple's clock.
[01/27/25 16:52:38] freeboson, simple, kenyon, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/25 19:57:15] simple [138/1282] has challenged mordac [112/1139] in combat and won! 81 days, 11:04:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/27/25 20:57:27] simple [572/1282] has challenged KindOne [1412/1486] in combat and lost! 29 days, 00:05:59 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/25 01:58:27] simple [315/1282] has challenged KindOne [686/1486] in combat and lost! 33 days, 14:40:23 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/25 04:42:20] simple [831/1282] has come upon freeboson [886/986] and been defeated in combat! 48 days, 17:07:47 is added to simple's clock.
[01/28/25 04:59:02] simple [782/1282] has challenged drahthaar [1100/1381] in combat and lost! 49 days, 16:27:54 is added to simple's clock.
[01/29/25 04:03:30] Kurenai [543/861] has challenged simple [168/1282] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:28:38 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[01/29/25 09:28:30] jayvee, elf, simple, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/25 16:05:51] vegadark [670/918] has challenged simple [290/1282] in combat and won! 7916 days, 17:42:56 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/29/25 19:06:26] simple [613/1282] has challenged drahthaar [584/1381] in combat and won! 76 days, 13:16:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/30/25 02:07:50] freeboson [354/986] has challenged simple [628/1282] in combat and lost! 4610 days, 06:46:11 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/30/25 05:02:48] drahthaar, Lnk, simple, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/25 22:25:13] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:31:10 towards level 136.
[01/31/25 23:16:41] TimWolla [216/1206] has challenged simple [1259/1282] in combat and lost! 82 days, 21:27:12 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[02/01/25 00:16:52] simple [109/1282] has challenged Asara [739/1350] in combat and lost! 26 days, 07:03:06 is added to simple's clock.
[02/01/25 07:18:14] simple [400/1282] has challenged kenyon [1233/1341] in combat and lost! 34 days, 18:40:43 is added to simple's clock.
[02/01/25 09:08:41] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 07:05:37 from level 136.
[02/01/25 10:18:49] jayvee [939/1118] has challenged simple [799/1282] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:09:10 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[02/01/25 14:19:35] drahthaar [203/1381] has challenged simple [367/1282] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:52:12 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[02/01/25 15:19:47] HeavyPodda [844/1552] has challenged simple [125/1282] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:33:37 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/02/25 09:23:19] pants [494/1413] has challenged simple [1145/1282] in combat and lost! 8705 days, 20:31:31 is added to pants's clock.
[02/02/25 12:24:24] drahthaar, mordac, and HeavyPodda [448/4072] have team battled IdleMaster, pants, and simple [1949/4322] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/25 12:48:02] drahthaar, TimWolla, and simple [3019/3869] have team battled Kurenai, caeli, and jayvee [1950/3540] and won! 11 days, 05:20:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/25 16:24:40] Asara [1170/1350] has challenged simple [460/1282] in combat and won! 19 days, 22:59:31 is removed from Asara's clock.
[02/03/25 01:26:26] simple [586/1282] has challenged freeboson [6/986] in combat and won! 63 days, 19:22:03 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/03/25 05:27:14] simple [204/1282] has challenged pants [772/1413] in combat and lost! 26 days, 00:47:24 is added to simple's clock.
[02/03/25 08:27:49] HeavyPodda [97/1552] has challenged simple [515/1282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:59:06 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/03/25 10:40:35] simple misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:58:34 from level 136.
[02/03/25 21:30:10] TimWolla, KindOne, and kenyon [2358/4026] have team battled simple, IdleMaster, and freeboson [3891/3895] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/25 06:32:03] simple [619/1282] has challenged Kurenai [523/861] in combat and won! 36 days, 03:02:01 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/25 12:24:59] simple, kenyon, HeavyPodda, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/25 13:33:25] simple [984/1282] has challenged neurospex [771/1284] in combat and won! 31 days, 15:51:06 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/04/25 21:34:58] simple [644/1282] has challenged IdleMaster [741/1627] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:00:46 is added to simple's clock.
[02/04/25 22:42:20] simple, Asara, and drahthaar [2829/4252] have team battled HeavyPodda, KindOne, and freeboson [2165/4029] and won! 1 day, 11:22:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/25 00:35:33] dwfreed [36/1247] has challenged simple [253/1282] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:17:44 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/05/25 01:35:44] simple [21/1282] has challenged KindOne [523/1479] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:37:23 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/25 02:35:57] simple [23/1282] has challenged misha [37/1631] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:36:10 is added to simple's clock.
[02/05/25 03:36:09] HeavyPodda [817/1564] has challenged simple [95/1282] in combat and won! 28 days, 03:05:42 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/05/25 05:36:32] simple [1147/1292] has challenged Asara [754/1597] in combat and won! 32 days, 11:26:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/05/25 13:38:07] misha [735/1631] has challenged simple [930/1292] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:24:24 is added to misha's clock.
[02/05/25 21:39:43] simple [142/1292] has challenged elf [871/954] in combat and lost! 1765 days, 03:47:16 is added to simple's clock.
[02/06/25 09:42:10] simple [284/1292] has challenged vegadark [68/918] in combat and won! 3559 days, 13:25:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/06/25 12:27:24] elf, simple, Asara, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/06/25 13:43:02] simple [536/1292] has challenged neurospex [1153/1307] in combat and lost! 1041 days, 03:24:29 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/25 00:45:13] simple [469/1292] has challenged kenyon [578/1341] in combat and lost! 1379 days, 15:43:36 is added to simple's clock.
[02/07/25 16:48:19] zbe [46/1162] has challenged simple [1221/1292] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:20:28 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/07/25 17:48:32] freeboson [466/986] has challenged simple [950/1292] in combat and lost! 1792 days, 05:10:40 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/08/25 01:50:04] mordac [750/1133] has challenged simple [112/1292] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:11:04 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/08/25 02:50:18] simple [1269/1292] has challenged IdleMaster [1144/1608] in combat and won! 2729 days, 12:22:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/08/25 12:52:14] KindOne [794/1520] has challenged simple [363/1292] in combat and won! 43 days, 21:59:04 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/08/25 21:54:01] simple [1173/1292] has challenged caeli [334/1561] in combat and won! 1486 days, 23:06:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/09/25 12:56:57] simple [109/1292] has challenged dwfreed [1100/1247] in combat and lost! 631 days, 20:00:49 is added to simple's clock.
[02/09/25 18:58:08] simple [362/1292] has challenged HeavyPodda [471/1564] in combat and lost! 947 days, 16:30:56 is added to simple's clock.
[02/10/25 08:00:40] dwfreed [1086/1247] has challenged simple [1174/1292] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:11:48 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/10/25 19:03:07] simple had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 568 days, 11:49:09 from level 136.
[02/10/25 23:03:36] simple [127/1292] has challenged elf [394/951] in combat and lost! 1114 days, 05:02:39 is added to simple's clock.
[02/11/25 03:04:25] dwfreed [49/1247] has challenged simple [397/1292] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:16:46 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/11/25 04:04:36] simple [944/1292] has challenged elf [711/951] in combat and won! 2375 days, 07:30:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/11/25 07:05:11] zbe [90/1162] has challenged simple [727/1292] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:21 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/11/25 12:06:09] simple [640/1292] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2219/2399] in combat and lost! 404 days, 09:52:49 is added to simple's clock.
[02/11/25 20:07:48] simple [1187/1292] has challenged mordac [227/1133] in combat and won! 1423 days, 10:07:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/12/25 21:12:52] simple [895/1292] has challenged freeboson [17/986] in combat and won! 1058 days, 07:18:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/25 03:14:01] simple [890/1292] has challenged pants [1400/1413] in combat and lost! 432 days, 08:06:21 is added to simple's clock.
[02/13/25 04:14:14] HeavyPodda [308/1564] has challenged simple [1082/1292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:17 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/13/25 06:53:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 958 days, 22:37:34 toward level 136.
[02/13/25 14:16:10] vegadark [17/918] has challenged simple [688/1292] in combat and lost! 97 days, 04:03:29 is added to vegadark's clock.
[02/13/25 15:06:56] simple learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 172 days, 13:38:45 towards level 136.
[02/13/25 15:41:35] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 88 days, 14:00:16 towards level 136.
[02/13/25 17:16:44] simple [422/1292] has challenged elf [306/951] in combat and won! 435 days, 10:14:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/25 19:19:05] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 11:29:49 towards level 136.
[02/13/25 22:03:29] zbe [133/1162] has challenged simple [429/1292] in combat and lost! 26 days, 06:06:34 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/14/25 12:20:27] neurospex [730/1307] has challenged simple [131/1292] in combat and won! 129 days, 12:51:31 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/14/25 16:21:14] drahthaar [725/1387] has challenged simple [199/1292] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:39:13 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/14/25 18:21:37] simple [632/1292] has challenged vegadark [530/918] in combat and won! 243 days, 13:22:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/15/25 12:25:06] simple [1072/1292] has challenged kenyon [7/1341] in combat and won! 180 days, 15:03:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/15/25 15:25:40] simple [163/1292] has challenged kenyon [183/1341] in combat and lost! 62 days, 06:54:09 is added to simple's clock.
[02/15/25 18:26:15] vegadark [330/918] has challenged simple [326/1292] in combat and won! 85 days, 11:23:39 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/15/25 23:27:13] simple [625/1292] has challenged misha [358/1613] in combat and won! 119 days, 19:07:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/25 01:27:37] simple [638/1292] has challenged HeavyPodda [296/1564] in combat and won! 93 days, 16:06:09 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/16/25 15:56:33] neurospex, elf, and simple [1801/3550] have team battled pants, zbe, and Kurenai [1967/3436] and lost! 7 days, 13:20:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/25 07:33:24] drahthaar [929/1387] has challenged simple [2/1303] in combat and won! 27 days, 06:19:48 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/17/25 07:33:24] drahthaar has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 25 days, 02:29:40 is added to simple's clock.
[02/17/25 18:35:33] pants [964/1421] has challenged simple [1270/1303] in combat and lost! 285 days, 19:29:26 is added to pants's clock.
[02/17/25 19:35:45] misha [1275/1613] has challenged simple [726/1303] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:39:09 is removed from misha's clock.
[02/18/25 02:28:37] KindOne [343/1530] has come upon simple [1190/1303] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:42:37 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/18/25 15:39:46] simple [551/1303] has challenged vegadark [264/918] in combat and won! 52 days, 06:00:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/18/25 16:39:57] simple [150/1303] has challenged mordac [95/1134] in combat and won! 31 days, 00:54:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/19/25 16:44:37] simple [628/1303] has challenged zbe [104/1199] in combat and won! 23 days, 09:11:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/20/25 13:48:42] simple [190/1303] has challenged pants [1381/1421] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:51:11 is added to simple's clock.
[02/20/25 14:48:54] TimWolla [1155/1211] has challenged simple [1190/1303] in combat and lost! 14 days, 01:25:13 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[02/20/25 15:04:06] simple [625/1303] has come upon mordac [410/1134] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:51:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/21/25 13:55:35] simple [990/1303] has challenged TimWolla [71/1211] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:24:55 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/22/25 04:58:41] freeboson [338/992] has challenged simple [275/1303] in combat and won! 418 days, 04:55:04 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[02/22/25 12:00:06] simple [582/1303] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2231/2399] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:42:09 is added to simple's clock.
[02/22/25 14:00:30] simple [436/1303] has challenged HeavyPodda [775/1558] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:10:49 is added to simple's clock.
[02/22/25 15:00:42] misha [968/1613] has challenged simple [1053/1303] in combat and lost! 34 days, 18:22:36 is added to misha's clock.
[02/23/25 02:02:59] kenyon [160/1349] has challenged simple [827/1303] in combat and lost! 15 days, 10:38:43 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/23/25 04:03:23] caeli [461/1572] has challenged simple [1281/1303] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:40:14 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/23/25 05:03:35] jayvee [880/1116] has challenged simple [155/1303] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:59 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[02/23/25 20:13:17] neurospex, simple, kenyon, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/25 22:07:08] simple [1296/1303] has challenged caeli [1069/1572] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:33:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/23/25 23:07:20] vegadark [606/918] has challenged simple [243/1303] in combat and won! 29 days, 07:33:14 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/24/25 05:19:03] pants, Lnk, and HeavyPodda [2108/4007] have team battled misha, jayvee, and simple [3814/4032] and lost! 14 days, 14:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/25 07:09:02] simple [1302/1303] has challenged misha [1602/1613] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:31:16 is added to simple's clock.
[02/24/25 21:11:58] simple [127/1303] has challenged mordac [275/1134] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:30:01 is added to simple's clock.
[02/25/25 06:13:51] pants [701/1408] has challenged simple [672/1303] in combat and won! 116 days, 00:46:00 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/25/25 10:14:40] simple [30/1303] has challenged kenyon [646/1349] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:46:30 is added to simple's clock.
[02/25/25 20:16:43] simple [82/1303] has challenged KindOne [856/1530] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:05:37 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/25 00:59:49] neurospex, freeboson, simple, and zbe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/25 05:49:20] HeavyPodda [1073/1558] has come upon simple [1019/1303] and taken them in combat! 34 days, 05:11:25 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/26/25 08:19:25] misha [832/1613] has challenged simple [796/1303] in combat and won! 32 days, 11:14:44 is removed from misha's clock.
[02/26/25 11:20:20] simple [154/1303] has challenged IdleMaster [1369/1611] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:34:33 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/25 16:21:24] simple [90/1303] has challenged kenyon [1039/1244] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:31:51 is added to simple's clock.
[02/26/25 20:22:15] IdleMaster [1009/1611] has challenged simple [704/1303] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:44:18 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[02/27/25 18:59:47] freeboson, drahthaar, and TimWolla [2793/3621] have team battled kenyon, simple, and dwfreed [3797/3921] and lost! 2 days, 22:40:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/25 00:28:05] simple [522/1303] has challenged dwfreed [339/1374] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:14:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/28/25 22:32:39] simple [710/1303] has challenged Kurenai [365/861] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:04:51 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/01/25 10:18:47] neurospex [1214/1307] has challenged simple [753/1303] in combat and won! 46 days, 06:14:27 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/01/25 10:52:39] neurospex, simple, TimWolla, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/25 15:36:14] jayvee [760/1116] has challenged simple [340/1303] in combat and won! 38 days, 15:02:45 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[03/02/25 01:08:53] simple, caeli, and HeavyPodda [3435/4433] have team battled drahthaar, vegadark, and KindOne [1807/3856] and won! 1 day, 14:33:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/25 10:40:12] simple [993/1303] has challenged drahthaar [947/1400] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:51:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/02/25 12:40:37] TimWolla [167/1208] has challenged simple [267/1303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:59:07 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/03/25 02:43:34] simple [52/1303] has challenged kenyon [659/1276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:16:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/25 04:43:59] Lnk [356/1041] has challenged simple [759/1303] in combat and lost! 38 days, 23:09:04 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/03/25 15:46:40] simple [591/1303] has challenged caeli [1240/1580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:20 is added to simple's clock.
[03/03/25 18:05:45] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:45 towards level 136.
[03/04/25 09:50:28] simple [735/1303] has challenged caeli [617/1580] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:33:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/25 11:50:52] Kurenai [202/861] has challenged simple [71/1303] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:23:54 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[03/04/25 12:51:04] simple [886/1303] has challenged pants [693/1408] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:22:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/04/25 19:16:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 0 days, 03:19:54 toward level 136.
[03/05/25 07:55:01] simple [191/1303] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [8/2399] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/25 09:55:26] simple [494/1303] has challenged Kurenai [646/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:48:00 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/25 10:55:38] Lnk [274/1048] has challenged simple [712/1303] in combat and lost! 37 days, 21:29:51 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/05/25 13:56:14] HeavyPodda [605/1558] has challenged simple [1183/1303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:24:10 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/05/25 16:15:13] simple learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:00 from level 136.
[03/05/25 16:27:21] simple [712/1303] has challenged freeboson [106/1013] in combat and won! 44 days, 12:19:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/05/25 16:56:51] simple [2/1303] has challenged HeavyPodda [622/1558] in combat and lost! 20 days, 15:53:13 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/25 18:24:26] simple [901/1303] has come upon IdleMaster [971/1619] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 16:22:29 is added to simple's clock.
[03/05/25 18:57:15] elf [273/941] has challenged simple [272/1303] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:25:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/06/25 09:00:08] simple [185/1303] has challenged drahthaar [1035/1400] in combat and lost! 22 days, 09:04:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/06/25 11:17:57] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:55:36 towards level 137.
[03/06/25 12:59:28] caeli, IdleMaster, and freeboson [849/4197] have team battled simple, drahthaar, and Lnk [3495/3751] and lost! 1 day, 02:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/25 16:29:05] simple [888/1303] has come upon freeboson [680/998] and taken them in combat! 48 days, 16:05:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/06/25 18:02:05] TimWolla [1191/1208] has challenged simple [789/1303] in combat and won! 21 days, 11:00:12 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/06/25 20:52:17] caeli, simple, and misha [1456/4496] have team battled drahthaar, Kurenai, and KindOne [2537/3838] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/25 21:02:43] simple [1228/1303] has challenged zbe [34/1158] in combat and won! 33 days, 15:42:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/07/25 13:02:56] KindOne [248/1577] has come upon simple [144/1303] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:51:52 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/07/25 15:06:28] jayvee [792/1134] has challenged simple [720/1303] in combat and won! 103 days, 04:38:40 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[03/07/25 19:07:18] pants [132/1496] has challenged simple [606/1303] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:40:21 is added to pants's clock.
[03/08/25 12:10:55] simple [154/1303] has challenged pants [905/1496] in combat and lost! 12 days, 05:57:21 is added to simple's clock.
[03/09/25 04:14:15] zbe [1079/1158] has challenged simple [524/1303] in combat and won! 6771 days, 06:25:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/09/25 05:14:27] misha [1259/1613] has challenged simple [365/1303] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:46:53 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/09/25 11:15:42] simple [1105/1303] has challenged Kurenai [363/861] in combat and won! 16 days, 17:45:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/25 13:16:07] simple [993/1303] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [746/2399] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:39:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/25 14:16:20] simple [1095/1303] has challenged jayvee [604/1134] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:15:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/09/25 15:31:02] HeavyPodda, misha, and jayvee [2963/4342] have team battled Kurenai, drahthaar, and simple [2218/3564] and won! 0 days, 10:17:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/25 19:16:05] pants, simple, zbe, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/25 20:17:36] simple [758/1303] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1296/2399] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:26:59 is added to simple's clock.
[03/09/25 23:18:14] simple [593/1303] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [190/2399] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:35:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/10/25 03:19:04] pants [7/1496] has challenged simple [454/1303] in combat and lost! 18583 days, 22:31:17 is added to pants's clock.
[03/10/25 06:19:42] simple [242/1303] has challenged freeboson [646/998] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:39:55 is added to simple's clock.
[03/10/25 17:25:03] Lnk, simple, HeavyPodda, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/25 18:22:12] simple [561/1303] has challenged HeavyPodda [100/1595] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:28:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/11/25 03:37:18] misha, elf, and TimWolla [961/3762] have team battled IdleMaster, simple, and KindOne [2066/4499] and lost! 1 day, 20:10:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/25 07:24:56] neurospex [1226/1319] has challenged simple [518/1303] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:26:11 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[03/11/25 07:30:03] simple [694/1303] has come upon kenyon [919/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:10:35 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/25 20:27:39] simple [180/1303] has challenged elf [609/941] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:15:34 is added to simple's clock.
[03/11/25 21:42:33] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:03 towards level 137.
[03/11/25 22:11:39] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:50 towards level 137.
[03/12/25 01:58:11] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:18 towards level 137.
[03/12/25 20:32:46] Lnk [322/1059] has challenged simple [560/1303] in combat and lost! 40 days, 23:48:41 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/13/25 09:35:41] neurospex, elf, simple, and IdleMaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/25 13:36:20] freeboson [538/998] has challenged simple [51/1303] in combat and won! 239 days, 07:09:11 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/13/25 15:36:45] simple [1010/1303] has challenged Lnk [994/1059] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:02:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/14/25 03:39:19] kenyon [694/1188] has challenged simple [913/1303] in combat and lost! 292606 days, 16:50:55 is added to kenyon's clock.
[03/14/25 06:39:56] simple [494/1303] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1633/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:07 is added to simple's clock.
[03/14/25 15:41:52] simple [291/1303] has challenged Lnk [1045/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:49 is added to simple's clock.
[03/14/25 18:42:31] pants [554/1495] has challenged simple [40/1303] in combat and won! 3563 days, 16:00:04 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/14/25 23:40:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 05:30:28 from level 137.
[03/15/25 06:45:01] TimWolla [401/1206] has challenged simple [869/1303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:55:36 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/15/25 07:33:45] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:54 towards level 137.
[03/15/25 07:45:14] jayvee [408/1134] has challenged simple [1267/1303] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:33:01 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/15/25 11:46:03] HeavyPodda [1101/1595] has challenged simple [1026/1303] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:50:54 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/16/25 05:49:48] simple [191/1303] has challenged neurospex [96/1319] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:05:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/16/25 14:18:57] dwfreed, freeboson, simple, and misha have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/25 03:54:22] simple [1190/1303] has challenged Kurenai [12/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:03:47 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/17/25 06:55:01] freeboson [537/998] has challenged simple [606/1303] in combat and lost! 89 days, 17:41:32 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/17/25 07:34:36] HeavyPodda, IdleMaster, and Lnk [78/4273] have team battled freeboson, Kurenai, and simple [2508/3162] and lost! 0 days, 07:52:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/25 08:19:09] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:27 towards level 137.
[03/17/25 09:58:14] simple [155/1303] has challenged kenyon [1178/1452] in combat and lost! 29 days, 11:33:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/18/25 12:01:05] zbe [724/1158] has challenged simple [422/1303] in combat and won! 1135 days, 08:17:53 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/18/25 22:03:10] vegadark [693/913] has challenged simple [1089/1303] in combat and lost! 295 days, 06:10:54 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/19/25 10:45:32] simple [259/1303] has come upon neurospex [309/1319] and been defeated in combat! 32 days, 16:22:48 is added to simple's clock.
[03/20/25 00:26:14] simple fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! simple's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/20/25 09:10:28] HeavyPodda [335/1595] has challenged simple [468/1289] in combat and lost! 38 days, 22:19:54 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/20/25 14:45:08] simple invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:34:35 towards level 138.
[03/20/25 19:12:34] simple [945/1289] has challenged freeboson [272/983] in combat and won! 62 days, 03:52:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/20/25 23:13:23] simple [86/1289] has challenged elf [257/942] in combat and lost! 24 days, 04:59:16 is added to simple's clock.
[03/21/25 08:45:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 66 days, 18:16:11 from level 138.
[03/21/25 10:15:41] IdleMaster [733/1619] has challenged simple [740/1289] in combat and lost! 11100 days, 06:40:34 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[03/21/25 20:17:46] neurospex [379/1319] has challenged simple [717/1289] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:42:42 is added to neurospex's clock.
[03/21/25 23:18:24] drahthaar [932/1389] has challenged simple [878/1289] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:43:18 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[03/22/25 05:19:40] simple [391/1289] has challenged pants [1161/1495] in combat and lost! 45 days, 02:20:51 is added to simple's clock.
[03/22/25 06:19:52] KindOne [845/1591] has challenged simple [379/1289] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:26 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/22/25 14:27:55] KindOne [823/1591] has challenged simple [1094/1289] in combat and lost! 21 days, 12:06:34 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/22/25 16:21:54] drahthaar [446/1389] has challenged simple [544/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:56:57 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/22/25 21:56:58] simple [765/1289] has come upon Lnk [381/1074] and taken them in combat! 99 days, 18:11:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/23/25 08:38:37] simple, IdleMaster, and caeli [3337/4497] have team battled HeavyPodda, Lnk, and misha [1211/4282] and won! 29 days, 20:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/25 17:27:11] caeli [1408/1589] has challenged simple [1059/1289] in combat and won! 97 days, 04:40:36 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/23/25 17:27:11] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 69 charm! caeli picks it up, tossing their old level 53 charm to simple.
[03/24/25 08:30:21] simple [894/1273] has challenged pants [1204/1495] in combat and lost! 26 days, 00:56:08 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/25 10:30:45] simple [59/1273] has challenged TimWolla [1080/1206] in combat and lost! 27 days, 10:04:25 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/25 15:31:48] simple [859/1273] has challenged jayvee [1021/1134] in combat and lost! 27 days, 10:39:22 is added to simple's clock.
[03/24/25 19:32:37] simple [297/1273] has challenged vegadark [102/913] in combat and won! 69 days, 13:56:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/25 09:03:00] simple [1168/1273] has come upon kenyon [1153/1452] and taken them in combat! 52 days, 17:59:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/25/25 10:35:44] KindOne [1605/1647] has challenged simple [81/1273] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:38:24 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/25/25 16:37:01] simple [471/1273] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1930/2399] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:25:25 is added to simple's clock.
[03/25/25 17:56:14] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:32:49 from level 138.
[03/25/25 21:38:03] freeboson [958/983] has challenged simple [925/1273] in combat and won! 19 days, 02:32:22 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/26/25 09:40:33] Kurenai [318/861] has challenged simple [180/1273] in combat and won! 28 days, 03:01:09 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[03/26/25 09:40:33] Kurenai has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 11 days, 13:57:33 is added to simple's clock.
[03/26/25 23:43:27] simple [76/1273] has challenged dwfreed [400/1403] in combat and lost! 20 days, 00:24:42 is added to simple's clock.
[03/27/25 13:46:23] Lnk [734/1074] has challenged simple [160/1273] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:44:31 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[03/27/25 16:55:20] simple got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:34:08 towards level 138.
[03/28/25 08:50:21] simple [1041/1273] has challenged HeavyPodda [617/1595] in combat and won! 48 days, 13:27:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/25 04:54:32] simple [237/1273] has challenged misha [863/1563] in combat and lost! 12 days, 19:16:57 is added to simple's clock.
[03/29/25 08:55:21] kenyon [1129/1452] has challenged simple [922/1273] in combat and won! 3619 days, 10:39:54 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[03/29/25 09:55:33] simple [750/1273] has challenged caeli [1438/1605] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:47:34 is added to simple's clock.
[03/29/25 12:13:13] caeli, KindOne, and Lnk [1576/4326] have team battled TimWolla, neurospex, and simple [3001/3807] and lost! 0 days, 16:37:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/25 21:58:07] simple [436/1273] has challenged zbe [176/1158] in combat and won! 31 days, 22:22:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/29/25 21:58:07] In the fierce battle, zbe dropped their level 364 weapon! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 349 weapon to zbe.
[03/29/25 23:04:39] simple, misha, and TimWolla [4055/4057] have team battled HeavyPodda, neurospex, and elf [1284/3917] and won! 4 days, 09:16:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/25 00:58:46] simple [646/1288] has challenged drahthaar [549/1342] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:54:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/30/25 05:59:52] simple [221/1288] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [2183/2399] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:52:03 is added to simple's clock.
[03/30/25 08:00:17] simple [759/1288] has challenged drahthaar [468/1342] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:00:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/30/25 16:01:58] simple [1265/1288] has challenged dwfreed [916/1403] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:22:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/30/25 18:31:34] caeli, neurospex, and IdleMaster [3904/4552] have team battled simple, pants, and KindOne [362/4430] and won! 0 days, 02:31:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/25 22:03:12] caeli [1087/1605] has challenged simple [184/1288] in combat and won! 21 days, 03:49:13 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/31/25 05:04:38] vegadark [579/913] has challenged simple [1164/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:35:28 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/02/25 02:14:06] KindOne [1407/1647] has challenged simple [1076/1288] in combat and won! 23 days, 05:13:41 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[04/02/25 10:00:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed simple with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 04:50:43 from level 138.
[04/03/25 07:20:12] simple [1158/1288] has challenged dwfreed [884/1403] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:04:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/03/25 10:20:49] drahthaar [323/1342] has challenged simple [842/1288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:02 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/04/25 10:25:56] simple [914/1288] has challenged KindOne [1060/1647] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:19:57 is added to simple's clock.
[04/04/25 21:28:31] Kurenai [232/849] has challenged simple [75/1288] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:45:41 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[04/06/25 02:34:38] freeboson [639/982] has challenged simple [224/1288] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:10 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/06/25 07:13:15] simple, KindOne, misha, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/25 13:36:56] drahthaar [947/1342] has challenged simple [413/1288] in combat and won! 56 days, 00:38:56 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[04/06/25 14:37:09] simple [857/1288] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1522/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:14 is added to simple's clock.
[04/07/25 03:39:50] simple [729/1288] has challenged pants [439/1495] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:48:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/07/25 23:10:46] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:53 towards level 138.
[04/07/25 23:30:53] Kurenai, zbe, and neurospex [2527/3326] have team battled kenyon, elf, and simple [2770/3679] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/25 09:46:04] misha [1180/1566] has challenged simple [695/1288] in combat and won! 17 days, 06:58:41 is removed from misha's clock.
[04/08/25 10:45:47] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:51 towards level 138.
[04/08/25 16:42:29] simple [585/1288] has come upon jayvee [25/1116] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:25 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/09/25 00:49:14] jayvee [198/1074] has challenged simple [223/1326] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:19:20 is added to jayvee's clock.
[04/09/25 15:03:30] pants, elf, and simple [1164/3778] have team battled zbe, freeboson, and Lnk [1199/3197] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/25 01:51:13] simple [1263/1326] has challenged misha [552/1538] in combat and won! 49 days, 02:08:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/10/25 01:51:13] In the fierce battle, misha dropped their level 214 tunic! simple picks it up, tossing their old level 127 tunic to misha.
[04/10/25 16:32:51] simple was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:36:09 from level 139.
[04/10/25 17:57:44] simple [233/1413] has challenged Lnk [650/1074] in combat and lost! 19 days, 17:30:22 is added to simple's clock.
[04/11/25 11:05:27] neurospex, simple, KindOne, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/25 17:02:35] Kurenai [138/849] has challenged simple [1139/1413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:36:02 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/11/25 19:03:00] simple [1295/1413] has challenged KindOne [1118/1647] in combat and won! 24 days, 06:17:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/12/25 05:05:07] jayvee [497/1074] has challenged simple [1345/1413] in combat and lost! 9 days, 11:30:37 is added to jayvee's clock.
[04/12/25 09:00:14] dwfreed, freeboson, simple, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/25 12:35:41] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:47 towards level 139.
[04/12/25 14:07:01] kenyon [467/1424] has challenged simple [1367/1413] in combat and lost! 112 days, 18:32:07 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/12/25 19:08:02] neurospex [730/1336] has challenged simple [63/1413] in combat and won! 55 days, 08:25:05 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[04/13/25 01:09:17] simple [687/1413] has challenged freeboson [692/1010] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:35:30 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/25 08:10:46] simple [603/1413] has challenged neurospex [1274/1336] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:25 is added to simple's clock.
[04/13/25 10:11:11] simple [682/1413] has challenged HeavyPodda [260/1647] in combat and won! 23 days, 23:27:49 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/14/25 00:34:26] HeavyPodda, elf, and neurospex [2107/3925] have team battled simple, Lnk, and vegadark [2059/3374] and won! 5 days, 03:30:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/25 03:52:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried simple 9 days, 10:16:06 toward level 139.
[04/14/25 20:18:18] dwfreed [939/1426] has challenged simple [1092/1413] in combat and lost! 19 days, 10:10:10 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/14/25 23:18:56] vegadark [639/887] has challenged simple [366/1413] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:19:58 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/15/25 00:29:29] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:50 towards level 139.
[04/26/25 02:38:13] simple [799/1413] has challenged drahthaar [490/1368] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:50:30 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/26/25 03:38:25] simple [258/1413] has challenged Lnk [662/1313] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:24:04 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/25 07:39:14] simple [108/1413] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1288/2399] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:54:00 is added to simple's clock.
[04/26/25 08:39:27] drahthaar [1198/1368] has challenged simple [877/1413] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:03:40 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[04/26/25 10:39:51] drahthaar [1160/1368] has challenged simple [1027/1413] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:55:05 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[04/26/25 13:41:22] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:12 towards level 139.
[04/26/25 14:40:40] drahthaar [906/1368] has challenged simple [1100/1413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:01:20 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/26/25 21:14:12] drahthaar, Lnk, and simple [477/4094] have team battled Kurenai, kenyon, and zbe [1085/3501] and lost! 0 days, 22:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/25 22:42:18] drahthaar [147/1368] has challenged simple [311/1413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:51:20 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/27/25 07:04:06] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:55:55 from level 139.
[04/27/25 14:26:19] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:19 towards level 139.
[04/27/25 15:45:50] Asara [557/1355] has challenged simple [1208/1413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:57:51 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/27/25 16:46:02] simple [681/1413] has challenged zbe [1139/1212] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:01:09 is added to simple's clock.
[04/27/25 19:53:22] cirdan, Lnk, simple, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/27/25 21:12:11] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:54 towards level 139.
[04/27/25 23:47:28] cirdan [196/1354] has challenged simple [129/1413] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:53:43 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/28/25 04:48:32] cirdan [246/1354] has challenged simple [1043/1413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:38:08 is added to cirdan's clock.
[04/28/25 11:49:58] simple [954/1413] has challenged kenyon [982/1402] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:34:22 is added to simple's clock.
[04/28/25 13:23:06] drahthaar, simple, Asara, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/25 13:50:23] kenyon [1346/1402] has challenged simple [671/1413] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:13:43 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/29/25 00:52:40] simple [963/1413] has challenged zbe [246/1212] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:20:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/29/25 09:54:30] KindOne [488/1647] has challenged simple [514/1413] in combat and lost! 13 days, 02:30:02 is added to KindOne's clock.
[04/29/25 12:55:07] Kurenai [419/887] has challenged simple [570/1413] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:44:34 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/30/25 06:57:31] kenyon [106/1402] has come upon simple [1350/1413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:06 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/30/25 09:59:33] simple [1085/1413] has challenged kenyon [834/1402] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/30/25 18:49:55] simple [411/1413] has come upon drahthaar [22/1368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:56:52 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/01/25 00:02:23] Asara [658/1355] has challenged simple [488/1413] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:46 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/01/25 04:03:11] jayvee [465/1074] has challenged simple [704/1413] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:28:59 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/01/25 11:04:38] simple [305/1413] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [242/2399] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:14 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/01/25 17:05:53] simple [528/1413] has challenged zbe [114/1212] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:56:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/01/25 20:24:46] simple [50/1413] has challenged KindOne [625/1647] in combat and lost! 22 days, 03:08:32 is added to simple's clock.
[05/02/25 06:08:34] elf [398/942] has challenged simple [481/1413] in combat and lost! 56 days, 09:37:13 is added to elf's clock.
[05/02/25 13:47:39] TimWolla [1181/1206] has challenged simple [369/1413] in combat and won! 44 days, 14:26:40 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[05/02/25 14:10:14] KindOne [844/1647] has challenged simple [639/1413] in combat and won! 22 days, 00:49:23 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/03/25 00:12:17] cirdan [195/1354] has challenged simple [249/1413] in combat and lost! 21 days, 23:24:15 is added to cirdan's clock.
[05/03/25 04:13:06] simple [758/1413] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [454/2399] in combat and won! 30 days, 04:44:27 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/03/25 12:14:47] KindOne [1067/1647] has challenged simple [300/1413] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:26:14 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/03/25 14:14:24] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 05:47:00 towards level 140.
[05/03/25 21:16:39] simple [59/1413] has challenged jayvee [980/1074] in combat and lost! 17 days, 02:15:33 is added to simple's clock.
[05/04/25 06:18:29] drahthaar [876/1368] has challenged simple [187/1413] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:00:44 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[05/04/25 10:08:59] simple, KindOne, and drahthaar [2730/4428] have team battled elf, Kurenai, and Asara [306/3262] and won! 1 day, 05:39:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/25 12:19:43] simple [1301/1413] has challenged dwfreed [1182/1453] in combat and won! 45 days, 03:58:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/04/25 22:21:46] zbe [588/1212] has challenged simple [895/1413] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:47:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/05/25 04:23:01] simple [185/1413] has challenged Kurenai [871/887] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:08:57 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/25 06:23:25] simple [728/1413] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1074/2399] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:22:41 is added to simple's clock.
[05/05/25 09:24:03] simple [1368/1413] has challenged IdleMaster [1339/1464] in combat and won! 36 days, 05:52:34 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/25 13:24:54] simple [606/1413] has challenged elf [229/942] in combat and won! 21 days, 19:38:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/25 16:25:31] simple [1361/1413] has challenged TimWolla [858/1206] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:00:38 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/05/25 23:00:15] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:40:51 from level 140.
[05/06/25 01:27:24] Kurenai [86/898] has challenged simple [689/1413] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:13 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[05/06/25 12:09:29] TimWolla, HeavyPodda, and simple [142/4266] have team battled cirdan, zbe, and Asara [1511/3999] and lost! 2 days, 02:44:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/25 13:29:54] cirdan [541/1354] has challenged simple [266/1413] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:00:32 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/06/25 13:29:54] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 214 tunic! cirdan picks it up, tossing their old level 84 tunic to simple.
[05/06/25 21:31:34] IdleMaster [605/1518] has challenged simple [802/1283] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:58:37 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/06/25 23:31:58] simple [958/1283] has challenged KindOne [1436/1647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:17:39 is added to simple's clock.
[05/07/25 00:32:11] Kurenai [836/898] has challenged simple [1250/1283] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:50:09 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[05/07/25 05:33:13] IdleMaster [666/1518] has challenged simple [332/1283] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:14:08 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/07/25 06:33:26] simple [380/1283] has challenged vegadark [92/887] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:15:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/25 10:34:18] simple [544/1283] has challenged cirdan [377/1497] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:03:24 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/07/25 12:34:42] simple [555/1283] has challenged drahthaar [348/1368] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:53:44 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/08/25 00:37:12] vegadark [467/887] has challenged simple [867/1283] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:01:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/08/25 01:37:24] simple [655/1283] has challenged elf [280/942] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:13:16 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/08/25 04:38:00] IdleMaster [14/1518] has challenged simple [588/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:56:15 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[05/08/25 12:10:41] HeavyPodda, simple, and cirdan [2856/4427] have team battled Lnk, IdleMaster, and dwfreed [3941/4276] and lost! 0 days, 07:24:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/25 01:14:21] TimWolla, kenyon, and HeavyPodda [1230/4255] have team battled jayvee, KindOne, and simple [357/4004] and won! 0 days, 06:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/25 02:26:11] dwfreed, simple, kenyon, and Kurenai have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/25 13:44:47] simple [377/1283] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [610/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/10/25 01:53:52] cirdan, elf, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/25 01:56:29] simple [1016/1283] has come upon elf [482/938] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:42:57 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/10/25 03:47:40] simple [868/1283] has challenged Kurenai [540/898] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/25 01:10:16] simple [1045/1283] has challenged cirdan [1005/1494] in combat and won! 43 days, 06:57:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/25 04:01:45] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:19:38 towards level 141.
[05/11/25 06:27:00] simple [740/1283] has come upon TimWolla [522/1249] and taken them in combat! 29 days, 03:34:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/25 07:21:48] simple died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:53:54 from level 141.
[05/11/25 09:54:27] simple [410/1283] has come upon drahthaar [368/1359] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 21:18:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/11/25 18:55:47] simple [384/1283] has challenged KindOne [490/1647] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:55:38 is added to simple's clock.
[05/11/25 23:56:43] jayvee [1045/1074] has challenged simple [320/1283] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:34:39 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/12/25 11:58:59] Lnk [1265/1305] has challenged simple [272/1283] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:25 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[05/12/25 13:59:23] simple [534/1283] has challenged TimWolla [332/1249] in combat and won! 15 days, 06:31:18 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/12/25 15:59:45] simple [848/1283] has challenged KindOne [1101/1647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:22:30 is added to simple's clock.
[05/12/25 20:00:32] simple [468/1283] has challenged jayvee [477/1074] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:24:22 is added to simple's clock.
[05/13/25 04:02:04] kenyon [559/1412] has challenged simple [1155/1283] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:18:08 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/13/25 06:28:19] simple EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:28:42 from level 141.
[05/13/25 10:03:13] simple [121/1283] has challenged zbe [595/1212] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:43:28 is added to simple's clock.
[05/13/25 17:18:33] simple [234/1283] has come upon cirdan [1207/1494] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:44:45 is added to simple's clock.
[05/14/25 00:57:12] simple set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:44:41 from level 141.
[05/14/25 09:07:33] jayvee [993/1074] has challenged simple [781/1283] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:05:28 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/14/25 11:36:01] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:55:58 from level 141.
[05/14/25 19:09:28] simple [562/1283] has challenged drahthaar [1269/1359] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:47:42 is added to simple's clock.
[05/14/25 20:09:40] simple [405/1283] has challenged HeavyPodda [1534/1647] in combat and lost! 19 days, 19:25:42 is added to simple's clock.
[05/14/25 20:17:38] simple, KindOne, and Asara [1418/4363] have team battled cirdan, drahthaar, and dwfreed [209/4306] and won! 2 days, 12:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/25 07:22:40] elf, drahthaar, Lnk, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/25 11:39:25] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:13:45 towards level 141.
[05/15/25 18:13:51] simple [503/1283] has challenged TimWolla [1008/1249] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:35:35 is added to simple's clock.
[05/15/25 20:52:49] simple [141/1283] has come upon vegadark [623/882] and been defeated in combat! 15 days, 14:34:54 is added to simple's clock.
[05/16/25 01:40:56] KindOne [1148/1647] has come upon simple [993/1283] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:40:33 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/16/25 02:15:20] jayvee [26/1074] has challenged simple [1039/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:58 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/16/25 03:08:31] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:53:09 towards level 141.
[05/17/25 02:19:54] jayvee [569/1074] has challenged simple [329/1283] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:01 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[05/17/25 20:23:19] TimWolla [1085/1243] has challenged simple [1204/1283] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:43:43 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/17/25 22:23:42] simple [1122/1283] has challenged TimWolla [1227/1243] in combat and lost! 17 days, 00:13:05 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/25 00:37:43] simple [70/1283] has come upon jayvee [195/1074] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 07:31:55 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/25 00:40:41] simple [491/1283] has come upon jayvee [838/1074] and been defeated in combat! 18 days, 22:10:09 is added to simple's clock.
[05/18/25 04:24:51] vegadark [386/882] has challenged simple [144/1283] in combat and won! 69 days, 17:28:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/18/25 05:25:03] simple [284/1283] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [273/2399] in combat and won! 27 days, 09:35:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/18/25 07:25:25] simple [547/1283] has challenged vegadark [17/882] in combat and won! 39 days, 10:13:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/18/25 13:26:34] simple [1169/1283] has challenged KindOne [715/1660] in combat and won! 21 days, 15:36:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/18/25 15:26:55] cirdan [1068/1480] has challenged simple [1262/1283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to cirdan's clock.
[05/18/25 20:10:26] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:29:12 from level 141.
[05/19/25 02:29:01] simple [260/1283] has challenged KindOne [1421/1660] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:19:03 is added to simple's clock.
[05/19/25 16:31:39] simple [1154/1283] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [865/2399] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:03:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/19/25 19:29:43] drahthaar, IdleMaster, and simple [2840/4160] have team battled TimWolla, cirdan, and HeavyPodda [2740/4370] and won! 0 days, 01:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/25 20:31:01] simple bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:58 towards level 141.
[05/19/25 22:32:49] simple [653/1283] has challenged cirdan [1281/1480] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:01:08 is added to simple's clock.
[05/20/25 00:33:11] simple [1192/1283] has challenged Kurenai [503/898] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:23:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/20/25 04:33:56] simple [638/1283] has challenged KindOne [977/1660] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:39:53 is added to simple's clock.
[05/20/25 04:40:52] kenyon [587/1412] has come upon simple [143/1283] and taken them in combat! 49 days, 16:35:39 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/20/25 05:34:09] simple [1246/1283] has challenged zbe [614/1212] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:35:08 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/20/25 06:34:22] TimWolla [1217/1243] has challenged simple [134/1283] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:19:53 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[05/20/25 09:06:09] vegadark, KindOne, and HeavyPodda [3227/4189] have team battled Asara, zbe, and simple [728/3928] and won! 10 days, 02:51:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/25 21:37:15] simple [1174/1283] has challenged drahthaar [99/1359] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:05:36 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/21/25 02:38:13] simple [533/1283] has challenged HeavyPodda [1231/1647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:34:25 is added to simple's clock.
[05/21/25 11:39:56] dwfreed [1145/1461] has challenged simple [709/1283] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:18:40 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/21/25 21:41:52] vegadark [854/882] has challenged simple [334/1283] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:07:22 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/22/25 03:43:01] simple [662/1283] has challenged vegadark [721/882] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:54:33 is added to simple's clock.
[05/22/25 04:24:12] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:27:52 towards level 141.
[05/22/25 14:45:06] simple [571/1283] has challenged KindOne [1016/1660] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:40:19 is added to simple's clock.
[05/22/25 15:08:10] drahthaar, simple, IdleMaster, and Kurenai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/25 21:46:26] simple [699/1283] has challenged dwfreed [762/1461] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:35:13 is added to simple's clock.
[05/22/25 22:46:38] TimWolla [118/1243] has challenged simple [533/1283] in combat and lost! 27 days, 14:01:28 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/23/25 05:31:47] cirdan, simple, and HeavyPodda [1513/4385] have team battled TimWolla, KindOne, and Lnk [378/4208] and won! 2 days, 14:43:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/25 09:16:11] simple [496/1283] has come upon vegadark [434/886] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:17:53 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/25 00:30:50] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:44 towards level 141.
[05/24/25 00:51:35] Asara [705/1433] has challenged simple [1164/1283] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:55:49 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/24/25 05:30:13] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:43 towards level 141.
[05/24/25 11:14:44] Lnk, simple, KindOne, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/25 13:54:03] KindOne [1481/1660] has challenged simple [133/1283] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:12:19 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/24/25 21:55:35] simple [1258/1283] has challenged elf [845/958] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:03:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/24/25 22:55:46] vegadark [806/886] has challenged simple [576/1283] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:43:40 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/24/25 22:55:46] In the fierce battle, simple dropped their level 58 helm! vegadark picks it up, tossing their old level 44 helm to simple.
[05/25/25 01:56:19] IdleMaster [1227/1577] has challenged simple [733/1269] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:19:09 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/26/25 00:09:32] elf, simple, zbe, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/25 00:19:13] simple [503/1269] has come upon elf [191/958] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/26/25 02:46:45] simple had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:49 from level 141.
[05/26/25 04:01:17] KindOne [1507/1660] has challenged simple [1166/1269] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:12:39 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/26/25 09:45:19] drahthaar, HeavyPodda, and zbe [3923/4218] have team battled Kurenai, TimWolla, and simple [3221/3441] and won! 0 days, 10:00:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/25 16:03:33] IdleMaster [597/1577] has challenged simple [257/1269] in combat and won! 77 days, 02:29:34 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[05/27/25 11:07:04] simple [568/1269] has challenged zbe [191/1237] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/25 14:07:38] Kurenai [724/923] has challenged simple [150/1269] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:32:29 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[05/27/25 16:08:01] simple [1144/1269] has challenged jayvee [909/1074] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:37 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/27/25 17:10:42] simple [797/1269] has challenged zbe [1109/1237] in combat and lost! 27 days, 18:11:49 is added to simple's clock.
[05/27/25 23:32:38] HeavyPodda [1503/1622] has come upon simple [81/1269] and taken them in combat! 71 days, 21:15:28 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/28/25 01:30:54] simple got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 04:06:57 from level 142.
[05/28/25 03:00:30] simple was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 11:37:19 towards level 142.
[05/28/25 09:34:35] KindOne [770/1660] has come upon simple [1218/1269] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:25 is added to KindOne's clock.
[05/28/25 09:39:12] jayvee, simple, zbe, and kenyon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/25 10:11:21] simple [28/1269] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [559/2399] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:50:24 is added to simple's clock.
[05/28/25 11:11:33] simple [1244/1269] has challenged vegadark [352/902] in combat and won! 44 days, 12:12:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/28/25 13:00:57] Asara [507/1433] has come upon simple [114/1269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:21:10 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/31/25 03:02:38] simple, zbe, kenyon, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/25 07:29:54] KindOne, HeavyPodda, and dwfreed [919/4743] have team battled simple, TimWolla, and Asara [1589/3966] and lost! 3 days, 17:24:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/25 19:26:49] simple [1056/1269] has challenged drahthaar [234/1359] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:47:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/01/25 00:27:47] dwfreed [1297/1461] has challenged simple [1250/1269] in combat and won! 11675 days, 19:57:07 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/01/25 05:28:44] simple [379/1269] has challenged TimWolla [253/1249] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:24:17 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/02/25 04:33:05] simple [563/1269] has challenged dwfreed [462/1164] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:11:29 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/02/25 10:34:15] simple [395/1269] has challenged IdleMaster [447/1577] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:39:47 is added to simple's clock.
[06/02/25 14:35:01] simple [176/1269] has challenged Asara [1092/1448] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:38:46 is added to simple's clock.
[06/03/25 02:37:17] drahthaar [413/1359] has challenged simple [549/1269] in combat and lost! 126 days, 23:56:14 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[06/03/25 02:42:36] dwfreed, drahthaar, simple, and IdleMaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/25 04:37:40] cirdan [1313/1470] has challenged simple [671/1269] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:06:53 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/03/25 11:33:01] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:27 towards level 142.
[06/03/25 15:49:32] simple [1148/1269] has challenged IdleMaster [343/1577] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:12:56 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/03/25 19:28:29] HeavyPodda, jayvee, and IdleMaster [2243/4273] have team battled cirdan, simple, and dwfreed [2921/3903] and lost! 5 days, 03:14:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/25 15:55:06] cirdan [640/1470] has challenged simple [631/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:32:30 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/04/25 18:22:08] dwfreed, simple, TimWolla, and KindOne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/25 23:03:22] simple lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:28 from level 142.
[06/05/25 02:57:43] dwfreed [387/1164] has challenged simple [551/1269] in combat and lost! 14208 days, 20:49:41 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/05/25 03:57:58] simple [999/1269] has challenged IdleBot-legacy [1360/2399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:56 is added to simple's clock.
[06/05/25 06:58:40] KindOne [1229/1660] has challenged simple [414/1269] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:31:42 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[06/05/25 19:01:26] simple [525/1269] has challenged drahthaar [723/1359] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:14:13 is added to simple's clock.
[06/06/25 09:25:14] simple stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:12 towards level 142.
[06/07/25 02:08:50] kenyon [258/1404] has challenged simple [99/1269] in combat and won! 30921 days, 12:24:03 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/07/25 06:43:52] KindOne [988/1660] has come upon simple [755/1269] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:08:26 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[06/07/25 07:10:01] simple [855/1269] has challenged zbe [200/1170] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:15:05 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/07/25 08:10:15] HeavyPodda [1284/1683] has challenged simple [1164/1269] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:41:47 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/08/25 05:15:18] simple [43/1269] has challenged jayvee [499/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:54 is added to simple's clock.
[06/08/25 06:50:05] dwfreed, elf, drahthaar, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/25 12:16:59] simple [994/1269] has challenged jayvee [1053/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:15 is added to simple's clock.
[06/08/25 14:17:28] Lnk [152/1305] has challenged simple [746/1269] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:20:04 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/08/25 17:18:11] simple [554/1269] has challenged IdleMaster [503/1527] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:19:21 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/25 14:08:26] simple [961/1274] has challenged zbe [950/1170] in combat and won! 49 days, 06:39:20 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/09/25 19:24:19] simple [620/1274] has challenged pants [1266/1512] in combat and lost! 18 days, 09:51:30 is added to simple's clock.
[06/10/25 04:26:27] pants [554/1512] has challenged simple [305/1274] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:49:31 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/10/25 05:26:41] drahthaar [277/1359] has challenged simple [104/1274] in combat and won! 492 days, 09:46:33 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[06/10/25 10:27:52] jayvee [1040/1074] has challenged simple [313/1274] in combat and won! 238 days, 08:48:22 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[06/10/25 14:06:07] drahthaar, IdleMaster, and jayvee [3816/3960] have team battled Lnk, TimWolla, and simple [3636/3828] and won! 47 days, 00:22:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/25 20:06:45] simple, zbe, kenyon, and TimWolla have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/25 07:32:52] simple [1071/1274] has challenged Lnk [606/1305] in combat and won! 30 days, 21:10:58 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/12/25 00:36:51] simple [657/1274] has challenged KindOne [315/1660] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:50:40 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/12/25 12:39:34] kenyon [1190/1404] has challenged simple [563/1274] in combat and won! 2897 days, 08:54:45 is removed from kenyon's clock.