Player Info

User: sjums_the_great
Class: web-wizard
Admin?: No
Level: 94
Next level: 48 days, 09:55:02
Status: Offline
Host: sjums!~nick@hurtig.ninja
Account Created: Sun Mar 29 07:55:54 2015
Last login: Wed May 19 15:26:36 2021
Total time idled: 1234 days, 14:19:00
Current position: [263,129]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 63
boots: 274 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 36
gloves: 29
helm: 60
leggings: 40
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 64
tunic: 95
weapon: 178 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 906

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 2 days, 11:30:53
part: None
quest: 58 days, 16:47:02
quit: 116 days, 16:36:54

total: 177 days, 20:54:49

Character Modifiers

[03/29/15 09:05:52] sjums_the_great [0/0] has challenged jenksy [17/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/15 09:18:17] sjums_the_great [0/3] has challenged Danthemandoo [342/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/15 12:30:55] sjums_the_great [37/55] has challenged spaceCore [140/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/15 14:09:18] sjums_the_great [45/62] has challenged a1291762 [684/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/15 16:01:27] csssuf, SchrodingersScat, and dxrt [1896/2009] have team battled sjums_the_great, jenksy, and Cypher [561/1128] and won! 1 day, 11:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 16:22:50] sjums_the_great [48/76] has challenged bendem [414/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/30/15 00:26:17] sjums_the_great broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:00 from level 19.
[03/30/15 07:45:06] sjums_the_great [39/119] has challenged discopig [157/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/15 03:06:53] sjums_the_great [150/170] has challenged sjefen6 [131/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/15 08:51:45] sjums_the_great [144/173] has challenged agrajag [193/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/15 13:29:03] sjums_the_great, ElectRo, and gipyelrah [29/2495] have team battled Flynn, Rarity, and Fluttershy [18/2308] and won! 0 days, 00:46:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/15 16:33:06] sjums_the_great [22/173] has challenged RBecker [390/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/01/15 02:21:36] sjums_the_great [35/179] has challenged Ladon [588/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/01/15 13:44:16] sjums_the_great [180/212] has challenged LordH [523/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/01/15 18:40:38] sjums_the_great stole NolanRaSinjaria's level 40 helm while they were sleeping! sjums_the_great leaves his old level 27 helm behind, which NolanRaSinjaria then takes.
[04/02/15 00:14:09] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:57 from level 30.
[04/02/15 03:09:08] sjums_the_great [25/225] has challenged CornFly [155/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/02/15 18:57:37] sjums_the_great [13/259] has challenged Hydrogenum [480/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/03/15 13:23:01] sjums_the_great [199/259] has challenged sbp [34/635] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/04/15 05:10:17] sjums_the_great [216/259] has challenged clearcasting [40/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/04/15 07:41:56] Brainiac, m0shbear, and Nahob [1182/1415] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, RBecker, and sjums_the_great [375/1593] and won! 0 days, 01:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/15 00:54:59] sjums_the_great [154/259] has challenged kensington [128/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/05/15 16:26:25] ChasedSpade, jsrn_of_the_naps, and Kartoffelsuppe [1013/1602] have team battled IdleMaster, sjums_the_great, and Majak [641/1050] and won! 0 days, 03:40:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/15 23:17:45] sjums_the_great [177/259] has challenged Flynn [811/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/06/15 19:41:20] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:52 towards level 36.
[04/07/15 06:37:10] sjums_the_great [233/259] has challenged iViLe [441/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/11/15 01:44:02] sjums_the_great [205/259] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [450/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/12/15 01:14:40] sjums_the_great ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:59 from level 38.
[04/12/15 06:11:54] G33KY [266/715] has come upon sjums_the_great [187/260] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:35:21 is removed from G33KY's clock.
[04/12/15 16:49:40] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:53 towards level 38.
[04/12/15 22:22:08] sjums_the_great [232/260] has challenged Misza [578/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/14/15 16:18:33] sjums_the_great, Tamini, and Verdaniss [47/850] have team battled jsrn_of_the_naps, jholtom, and Nayru [879/1364] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/15 01:28:06] sjums_the_great [132/260] has challenged discopig [345/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/15/15 18:28:04] cbob [43/68] has challenged sjums_the_great [224/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to cbob's clock.
[04/15/15 21:18:55] Kyree [114/468] has challenged sjums_the_great [146/260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Kyree's clock.
[04/16/15 13:06:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 07:10:02 toward level 40.
[04/16/15 23:21:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 03:01:28 toward level 40.
[04/17/15 00:10:53] Birdbones [100/891] has challenged sjums_the_great [224/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:37:19 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[04/17/15 02:02:38] sjums_the_great [38/260] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [70/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/17/15 22:04:40] m0shbear [44/796] has challenged sjums_the_great [52/260] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[04/18/15 04:30:26] ganja [133/511] has come upon sjums_the_great [33/260] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:00:03 is removed from ganja's clock.
[04/18/15 10:57:27] Nofew, sjums_the_great, and SirMonkeybox [694/1431] have team battled brendan, jsrn_of_the_naps, and Soappy [114/1992] and won! 0 days, 07:38:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/15 11:24:15] sjums_the_great [83/260] has come upon LordH [140/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:49 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/19/15 17:58:59] sjums_the_great [64/303] has challenged nikoJ [581/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/20/15 21:07:57] Frogging101, CornFly, and sjums_the_great [1158/1501] have team battled DiCEr1904, damyan, and Majak [1617/1713] and lost! 0 days, 10:23:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/15 22:35:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:23:06 from level 42.
[04/21/15 01:38:48] sjums_the_great was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:53 from level 42.
[04/22/15 11:05:51] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:32 from level 42.
[04/22/15 12:12:52] abra0 [78/79] has challenged sjums_the_great [84/303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to abra0's clock.
[04/23/15 02:02:48] Nayru [10/513] has challenged sjums_the_great [70/303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:32 is added to Nayru's clock.
[04/23/15 07:04:34] SirMonkeybox [390/719] has challenged sjums_the_great [245/303] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[04/24/15 01:52:17] bogdan [175/479] has challenged sjums_the_great [57/303] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:15 is removed from bogdan's clock.
[04/24/15 04:26:49] PriceChild, bendem, and fbenoit [239/1519] have team battled Kinsmir, soltys, and sjums_the_great [780/1390] and lost! 0 days, 15:14:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/15 08:15:46] simple [245/520] has come upon sjums_the_great [157/303] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:21:43 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/24/15 08:15:46] simple has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:40:24 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/15 07:50:08] tiwake [496/946] has come upon sjums_the_great [62/303] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:59:47 is removed from tiwake's clock.
[04/25/15 07:50:08] tiwake has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:05:48 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/15 08:26:27] sjums_the_great [224/306] has challenged grant050 [46/161] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/15 10:51:16] strugart [468/714] has challenged sjums_the_great [227/306] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from strugart's clock.
[04/25/15 14:24:01] coquinounet [139/386] has challenged sjums_the_great [88/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:48:19 is removed from coquinounet's clock.
[04/26/15 09:19:47] Simie, sasaniak, and MetaNova [707/2222] have team battled aucg, Brainiac, and sjums_the_great [1342/1540] and lost! 0 days, 18:51:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/15 13:32:31] ruan [567/638] has challenged sjums_the_great [287/306] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:19:04 is removed from ruan's clock.
[04/26/15 15:33:12] r00f [462/487] has challenged sjums_the_great [288/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:32:45 is removed from r00f's clock.
[04/28/15 08:57:24] Brom, sjums_the_great, and hawk [860/1807] have team battled mthw, Mateusz, and Nofew [1266/1646] and lost! 0 days, 01:54:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/15 13:52:16] Adar [210/706] has come upon sjums_the_great [78/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:29 is removed from Adar's clock.
[04/28/15 20:24:26] sjums_the_great [8/306] has challenged Charris [293/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/29/15 00:48:42] Kyree [184/468] has come upon sjums_the_great [115/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:20 is removed from Kyree's clock.
[04/30/15 09:03:05] Killerkid [319/571] has challenged sjums_the_great [57/306] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:59:22 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[04/30/15 21:17:58] nikoJ, Syloq, and ChasedSpade [804/1505] have team battled droogie, sjums_the_great, and ryushe [1571/2075] and lost! 0 days, 10:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/15 22:22:32] sjums_the_great [200/306] has come upon Beavis [126/1034] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:57 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/01/15 01:05:45] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:58 towards level 44.
[05/01/15 03:03:16] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:15 towards level 44.
[05/01/15 06:37:01] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:24 towards level 44.
[05/02/15 00:01:06] sjums_the_great, AngryParsley, Misza, and spaceCore have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/15 00:07:38] Fluttershy [183/793] has come upon sjums_the_great [104/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:23:42 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[05/02/15 10:17:59] sjums_the_great [153/306] has challenged nitzer [144/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:44 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/03/15 12:25:13] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:40 towards level 45.
[05/04/15 03:33:09] m1ndgames [284/329] has challenged sjums_the_great [188/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from m1ndgames's clock.
[05/04/15 10:12:08] Sixbierehomme, bendem, and sjums_the_great [570/1467] have team battled DiCEr1904, Fluttershy, and MadHatter [449/1839] and won! 0 days, 07:52:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/15 15:01:02] elf [772/855] has come upon sjums_the_great [87/306] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:27:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/04/15 15:08:02] Zaratustra, EkimmI, and MadHatter [1350/1470] have team battled pants, keeper_c, and sjums_the_great [601/1803] and won! 0 days, 04:01:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/15 23:39:41] sjums_the_great [9/375] has challenged a1291762 [673/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/07/15 10:58:27] spillere, enCyde, and IdleMaster [312/1244] have team battled sjums_the_great, LordH, and m1ndgames [754/1531] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/15 21:11:01] sjums_the_great, yasdorian, and Sixbierehomme [220/1909] have team battled LordH, Plasmastar, and Misza [629/1920] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/15 20:57:40] sjums_the_great fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sjums_the_great's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/15 22:30:19] sjums_the_great [367/370] has challenged sedrik [40/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:20 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/10/15 07:10:05] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:23 towards level 46.
[05/11/15 20:58:58] sjums_the_great [140/370] has challenged darkmage [320/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/12/15 00:32:26] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/15 19:56:17] SlowRiot [944/975] has challenged sjums_the_great [140/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:46:26 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[05/14/15 16:15:17] prattmic [529/776] has challenged sjums_the_great [143/370] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:32:01 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[05/16/15 05:28:52] idisjunction [635/865] has challenged sjums_the_great [273/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:52:20 is removed from idisjunction's clock.
[05/16/15 08:01:29] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:31 towards level 47.
[05/16/15 12:37:39] sjums_the_great [107/370] has come upon gravis [451/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:06 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/16/15 23:23:13] charitwo, sjums_the_great, and yano [1261/1536] have team battled godog, daemoneye, and kensington [949/1357] and won! 0 days, 04:46:58 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/15 00:12:00] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:57 towards level 47.
[05/17/15 09:46:55] sjums_the_great got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:18 from level 47.
[05/17/15 16:47:04] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:05 towards level 47.
[05/17/15 16:50:59] likcoras [166/356] has challenged sjums_the_great [342/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to likcoras's clock.
[05/17/15 18:12:08] keeper_c [1135/1169] has challenged sjums_the_great [198/370] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:31:46 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[05/17/15 19:50:59] sjums_the_great [116/370] has challenged yano [596/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/18/15 00:12:31] sjums_the_great [369/370] has come upon r00f [60/511] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:46:51 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/18/15 09:31:00] naw [71/560] has come upon sjums_the_great [61/370] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:45:37 is removed from naw's clock.
[05/18/15 16:31:03] sjums_the_great ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:29 from level 48.
[05/19/15 14:10:50] sjums_the_great [359/370] has come upon jstg [369/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:39 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/19/15 14:21:26] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:54 towards level 48.
[05/21/15 09:07:03] jholtom [429/477] has come upon sjums_the_great [228/370] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:55 is removed from jholtom's clock.
[05/22/15 03:02:00] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:01 towards level 48.
[05/22/15 04:28:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 11:56:42 toward level 48.
[05/22/15 05:49:14] XJR-9 [85/680] has challenged sjums_the_great [96/370] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:22 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[05/22/15 06:49:57] sjums_the_great [14/370] has come upon tmberg [935/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/22/15 12:51:48] kork [115/393] has challenged sjums_the_great [335/370] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:14:47 is added to kork's clock.
[05/22/15 14:33:37] suterismus [880/1125] has come upon sjums_the_great [32/370] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:57:37 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[05/22/15 15:39:47] sjums_the_great tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:25 towards level 48.
[05/22/15 18:37:47] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:58 towards level 48.
[05/23/15 06:58:04] sjums_the_great [139/370] has challenged yano [377/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/24/15 11:58:42] sjums_the_great [110/370] has challenged XJR-9 [283/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/24/15 12:01:01] Rossimo [230/376] has challenged sjums_the_great [142/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from Rossimo's clock.
[05/25/15 17:18:00] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:55 towards level 49.
[05/25/15 19:19:13] talso [707/728] has challenged sjums_the_great [29/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:19 is removed from talso's clock.
[05/26/15 03:37:29] sjums_the_great and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/15 22:43:36] sjums_the_great burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sjums_the_great's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/15 18:16:35] Avon [218/1112] has come upon sjums_the_great [363/368] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:55:57 is added to Avon's clock.
[05/28/15 06:40:18] sjums_the_great [303/368] has challenged RBecker [345/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/28/15 15:21:51] likcoras [507/550] has challenged sjums_the_great [129/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from likcoras's clock.
[05/29/15 12:08:18] bendem, CornFly, and Lowbow [538/1502] have team battled PiotrekD, cbob, and sjums_the_great [632/1515] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/15 04:32:42] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:04 towards level 49.
[06/02/15 00:12:17] sjums_the_great [9/385] has challenged arlen [418/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/02/15 12:44:38] astropoint, ruan, and sjums_the_great [510/1547] have team battled nitzer, RBecker, and splinny [155/1310] and won! 0 days, 15:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/15 13:58:02] sjums_the_great and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/15 00:49:36] sjums_the_great and Totengeist have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/15 05:59:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 4 days, 04:23:44 toward level 50.
[06/03/15 23:46:16] sjums_the_great and Totengeist have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/15 00:26:57] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:02 from level 50.
[06/06/15 21:11:47] k0r3 [97/334] has challenged sjums_the_great [323/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to k0r3's clock.
[06/06/15 22:31:34] sjums_the_great [117/400] has challenged Gatewayy [366/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/09/15 13:04:15] PriceChild [182/495] has challenged sjums_the_great [90/400] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:20:40 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[06/10/15 04:24:07] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:08 towards level 51.
[06/10/15 19:07:59] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:27 towards level 51.
[06/11/15 05:52:32] Rarity stole sjums_the_great's level 53 helm while they were sleeping! Rarity leaves his old level 43 helm behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[06/11/15 23:13:24] sjums_the_great and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/15 10:45:32] L235 stole sjums_the_great's level 41 shield while they were sleeping! L235 leaves his old level 26 shield behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[06/12/15 15:28:14] sjums_the_great [271/372] has challenged sbp [202/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:11:17 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/13/15 18:11:00] Lenny, bendem, and Birdbones [2105/2437] have team battled plaller, Simie, and sjums_the_great [423/1627] and won! 1 day, 15:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/15 20:08:15] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:24 from level 51.
[06/14/15 11:44:42] sjums_the_great [211/372] has challenged fattrat [518/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:31 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/14/15 15:20:18] splinny [276/333] has challenged sjums_the_great [313/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to splinny's clock.
[06/14/15 20:08:12] sjums_the_great, MadHatter, and m0shbear [265/1699] have team battled jeaye, gazarsgo, and astropoint [943/1524] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/15 02:24:38] sjums_the_great [230/372] has come upon jstg [529/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:58:07 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/15/15 22:56:28] sjums_the_great [256/372] has challenged gravis [192/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:07 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/16/15 04:44:41] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:08 towards level 51.
[06/17/15 08:01:17] sjums_the_great [19/388] has challenged MetaNova [290/723] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/18/15 10:36:06] PiotrekD, AngryParsley, and arlen [1211/2259] have team battled MadHatter, EkimmI, and sjums_the_great [915/1303] and won! 1 day, 15:27:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 15:00:04] sjums_the_great and ChiefRA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 16:25:15] sjums_the_great [178/388] has come upon dxrt [701/951] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:34:15 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/20/15 01:29:45] sjums_the_great [376/389] has challenged PriceChild [54/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:49:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/20/15 01:34:02] sjums_the_great and nikoJ have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/15 16:34:52] sjums_the_great [324/389] has challenged CFSworks [555/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:28:42 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/20/15 21:50:55] likcoras [540/572] has come upon sjums_the_great [54/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:38:58 is removed from likcoras's clock.
[06/20/15 21:50:55] likcoras has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/21/15 11:17:34] HeavyPodda, spaceCore, and XVar [1080/1376] have team battled fattrat, sjums_the_great, and yano [1090/1678] and lost! 1 day, 01:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/15 19:18:36] sjums_the_great and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/15 11:27:19] sjums_the_great [148/389] has challenged zid [627/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:23 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/01/15 10:49:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 4 days, 22:44:26 toward level 52.
[07/01/15 19:34:46] sjums_the_great and Adar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 01:55:41] sjums_the_great [65/389] has come upon cbob [251/488] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/03/15 02:20:05] sjums_the_great and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/15 11:25:23] goThic [148/369] has challenged sjums_the_great [357/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to goThic's clock.
[07/03/15 13:57:01] sjums_the_great [165/437] has challenged Danthemandoo [282/547] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/04/15 11:00:00] Brom [398/653] has challenged sjums_the_great [28/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:50 is removed from Brom's clock.
[07/05/15 03:57:05] sjums_the_great was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:31:28 from level 53.
[07/05/15 06:06:30] sjums_the_great [12/437] has challenged Flynn [329/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:56:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/05/15 13:44:03] sjums_the_great and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/15 09:21:09] cbob, SynthesizerPatel, and arlen [984/1597] have team battled yawgmoth, sjums_the_great, and RBecker [162/1379] and won! 0 days, 01:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/15 11:13:11] Evanna [134/276] has challenged sjums_the_great [121/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from Evanna's clock.
[07/06/15 22:24:53] kensington [60/470] has come upon sjums_the_great [311/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:14:21 is added to kensington's clock.
[07/07/15 04:17:27] Trozz [31/298] has come upon sjums_the_great [64/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:16 is added to Trozz's clock.
[07/07/15 09:27:33] BronyDee, prattmic, and sjums_the_great [1250/1500] have team battled merryfett, spaceCore, and SchrodingersScat [315/1354] and won! 0 days, 00:27:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/15 14:33:08] sjums_the_great and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 16:04:31] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:06 towards level 53.
[07/09/15 18:17:56] shandor [338/706] has come upon sjums_the_great [144/437] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:26:50 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/10/15 06:22:40] antium [315/319] has challenged sjums_the_great [49/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from antium's clock.
[07/10/15 20:11:28] sjums_the_great died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:50 from level 53.
[07/12/15 23:42:11] sasaniak [190/695] has come upon sjums_the_great [37/437] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:15:39 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[07/13/15 01:37:34] sjums_the_great [71/437] has come upon Haru [112/233] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:32:12 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/13/15 17:39:40] sjums_the_great [199/437] has challenged brendan [124/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:27:00 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/14/15 09:24:30] Sixbierehomme [365/761] has come upon sjums_the_great [274/437] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:39:40 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/15/15 18:34:33] theemstra [69/388] has come upon sjums_the_great [212/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/16/15 01:06:40] vegadark [374/555] has come upon sjums_the_great [104/437] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:52:38 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/17/15 03:43:41] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:23 towards level 53.
[07/17/15 17:23:48] sjums_the_great, RistoUuranmaki, and abra0 [819/1271] have team battled grant050, splinny, and Meta [1009/1195] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/15 01:47:22] yond [199/896] has come upon sjums_the_great [189/437] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:10:38 is removed from yond's clock.
[07/20/15 06:10:48] sjums_the_great [253/437] has challenged shandor [205/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/21/15 00:22:45] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:01 towards level 54.
[07/22/15 03:36:32] sjums_the_great [59/437] has come upon Str1ngS [404/411] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:37:59 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/23/15 00:06:14] Doctor, darkmage, and kork [884/1840] have team battled sjums_the_great, godog, and CornFly [575/2068] and won! 1 day, 13:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/15 07:01:33] Ladon [44/771] has come upon sjums_the_great [273/437] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:57:55 is added to Ladon's clock.
[07/23/15 10:28:10] sjums_the_great sharpened the edge of his weapon! sjums_the_great's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/15 09:39:57] sjums_the_great, SirMonkeybox, and RBecker [805/1610] have team battled Majak, Soappy, and Cypher [1839/2374] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/15 10:49:41] AKBlindy [283/627] has come upon sjums_the_great [16/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:54:56 is removed from AKBlindy's clock.
[07/27/15 00:55:29] sjums_the_great [409/441] has come upon ChasedSpade [465/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:54:22 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/27/15 02:47:25] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:12 towards level 54.
[07/27/15 17:27:30] Voidy, fattrat, and sjums_the_great [1220/1506] have team battled SlowRiot, dxrt, and Evanna [1999/2027] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/15 00:37:59] Space_Unicorn [10/14] has challenged sjums_the_great [371/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Space_Unicorn's clock.
[07/28/15 15:44:04] sjums_the_great, argus, and Frogging101 [769/1715] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Unikitty, and agrajag [8/1490] and won! 1 day, 10:57:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 04:26:23] wallmani [254/281] has challenged sjums_the_great [355/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to wallmani's clock.
[07/31/15 15:38:58] Booya [283/366] has come upon sjums_the_great [149/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:46 is removed from Booya's clock.
[08/02/15 11:34:52] kensington [272/474] has challenged sjums_the_great [19/441] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:49:54 is removed from kensington's clock.
[08/03/15 20:26:01] sjums_the_great [440/458] has challenged damyan [152/747] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/03/15 23:12:30] kork, TauPan, and MJ94 [993/1214] have team battled hazelnut, discopig, and sjums_the_great [303/1497] and won! 0 days, 13:23:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/15 01:11:55] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:15 from level 55.
[08/05/15 08:01:25] sjums_the_great [216/458] has challenged iViLe [531/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:55 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/03/15 04:48:27] Diitto [4/6] has challenged sjums_the_great [310/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Diitto's clock.
[09/03/15 17:10:12] sjums_the_great [323/458] has challenged lipek [198/1119] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:30:12 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/04/15 12:20:33] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:20 towards level 55.
[09/05/15 12:31:36] MetaNova, sjums_the_great, Andries, and Ladon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/15 00:43:26] sjums_the_great was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:12 from level 55.
[09/07/15 12:41:40] L235 stole sjums_the_great's level 57 helm while they were sleeping! L235 leaves his old level 52 helm behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[09/08/15 06:33:44] sjums_the_great and rharwood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 14:56:06] Agent86 [280/456] has challenged sjums_the_great [239/453] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:19:55 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[09/08/15 14:56:06] Agent86 has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:13:46 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/09/15 00:25:21] sjums_the_great [55/453] has come upon Gaius [61/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:36:22 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/09/15 00:59:10] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:06 towards level 55.
[09/10/15 04:36:53] sjums_the_great [266/453] has come upon XJR-9 [65/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:59 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/13/15 02:08:57] sjums_the_great set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:06 from level 55.
[09/13/15 10:28:33] sjums_the_great, kensington, and FrodoTheHobbit [1264/1983] have team battled BronyDee, Birdbones, and IdleMaster [1372/1683] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 01:00:44] sjums_the_great, Lemelisk, and irix [1303/2084] have team battled suterismus, Loquatious, and master_j [1483/2206] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/15 06:49:01] sjums_the_great [117/453] has challenged Bokkie [147/482] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/14/15 08:27:45] bendem [94/542] has come upon sjums_the_great [99/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:18:18 is added to bendem's clock.
[09/15/15 03:12:00] Bkid and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 15:01:29] sjums_the_great [338/453] has challenged sasaniak [231/707] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:52:38 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/15/15 15:16:05] Xyrael [61/178] has challenged sjums_the_great [90/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[09/15/15 17:37:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 11:18:28 from level 56.
[09/15/15 19:56:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 14 days, 12:52:59 toward level 56.
[09/15/15 20:09:38] simple, XJR-9, and mwhahaha [1663/1740] have team battled droogie, SchrodingersScat, and sjums_the_great [573/1775] and won! 0 days, 21:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/15 10:09:05] dwfreed [69/448] has challenged sjums_the_great [345/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:55 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/16/15 17:53:21] sjums_the_great and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 10:03:46] sjums_the_great [423/453] has come upon prime [468/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:55:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/17/15 10:59:29] dwfreed and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 19:10:37] sjums_the_great, cirdan, and Pici [232/1931] have team battled vegadark, abra0, and Bokkie [180/1621] and won! 0 days, 08:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/15 02:45:51] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:03 towards level 56.
[09/19/15 01:11:17] astropoint, JustAPerson, and Forge [1319/1572] have team battled sjums_the_great, abra0, and Senka [1017/1389] and won! 0 days, 09:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 07:12:01] L235 [312/487] has come upon sjums_the_great [328/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:05 is added to L235's clock.
[09/21/15 16:30:10] daemoneye [583/599] has come upon sjums_the_great [38/453] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:59:36 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[09/22/15 14:04:02] sjums_the_great [382/453] has challenged Doctor [803/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:28:41 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/22/15 15:04:21] sjums_the_great [53/453] has challenged identd [259/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:26 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/22/15 21:40:35] rharwood, soltys, and CornFly [1357/2109] have team battled Virtual, csssuf, and sjums_the_great [534/2234] and won! 0 days, 20:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 17:03:49] sjums_the_great and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 01:32:21] JustAPerson [528/606] has challenged sjums_the_great [197/456] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:52:41 is removed from JustAPerson's clock.
[09/26/15 20:44:18] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:09 from level 56.
[09/26/15 23:39:47] sjefen6 [41/392] has challenged sjums_the_great [159/456] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:14:25 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[09/27/15 12:44:50] iamzim, Tamini, and aucg [1083/1614] have team battled sasaniak, sjums_the_great, and Samus [44/1555] and won! 0 days, 04:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 13:33:07] sjums_the_great [250/456] has come upon r00f [246/696] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:38:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/27/15 14:44:58] Tesla [292/701] has come upon sjums_the_great [259/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:44 is removed from Tesla's clock.
[09/28/15 01:47:12] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:01 towards level 56.
[09/29/15 06:50:50] master_j, sjums_the_great, and nitzer [1237/1818] have team battled Misza, n0mad, and ekaron [771/1597] and won! 0 days, 09:12:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 10:33:17] sjums_the_great [62/456] has come upon Tamini [153/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:39:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/30/15 16:01:53] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:30 from level 56.
[09/30/15 17:30:36] Diitto [550/697] has come upon sjums_the_great [446/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:04 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[10/01/15 15:59:17] sjums_the_great [378/456] has challenged zankore [454/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/02/15 05:12:52] KyloRen [79/283] has come upon sjums_the_great [150/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:02 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/04/15 06:50:35] RBecker, dxrt, and Meta [1041/1977] have team battled Boohbah, sjums_the_great, and GreatRuby [1208/1286] and lost! 1 day, 05:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/15 03:14:03] DrOfBaconNomics [101/329] has challenged sjums_the_great [241/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[10/05/15 16:05:21] Birdbones [841/932] has come upon sjums_the_great [299/456] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:36:35 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[10/05/15 16:43:22] sjums_the_great was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:06 from level 57.
[10/07/15 08:39:06] Mirroar [148/208] has challenged sjums_the_great [250/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Mirroar's clock.
[10/07/15 14:05:15] sjums_the_great [354/456] has challenged NezumiRyu [370/549] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:47:34 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/07/15 20:44:22] sjums_the_great, rharwood, and andoruh [413/1354] have team battled allo, identd, and kenyon [1804/2403] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/15 02:57:46] sjums_the_great EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:35:05 from level 57.
[10/09/15 11:15:05] sjums_the_great and NoodleCake have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/15 00:58:44] nfsnobody [283/644] has come upon sjums_the_great [128/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:33:31 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[10/11/15 03:46:31] IdleMaster [381/453] has challenged sjums_the_great [180/456] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[10/11/15 03:46:31] IdleMaster has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:14:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/11/15 07:38:24] sjums_the_great [356/456] has challenged identd [514/650] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:18:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/11/15 08:20:22] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:56:18 towards level 57.
[10/11/15 22:00:50] Cypher, Str1ngS, and jenksy [1784/2000] have team battled BURUT, vegadark, and sjums_the_great [1317/1363] and won! 2 days, 14:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 11:48:09] Satoshi, sjums_the_great, and Xyrael [1156/1758] have team battled soltys, dwfreed, and m0shbear [591/1862] and won! 0 days, 06:56:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/15 20:23:02] ssquirrel [295/322] has challenged sjums_the_great [342/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to ssquirrel's clock.
[10/14/15 08:22:35] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:56:09 towards level 57.
[10/14/15 14:16:33] MJ94, prime, and r00f [1045/2116] have team battled sjums_the_great, fattrat, and clonak [297/1755] and won! 0 days, 11:08:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 11:56:50] BURUT [176/355] has come upon sjums_the_great [411/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:56 is added to BURUT's clock.
[10/16/15 17:52:56] sjums_the_great [0/456] has come upon Remmy [100/110] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:53:24 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/18/15 09:12:24] sjums_the_great got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:46:39 from level 57.
[10/18/15 12:55:03] iamzim, a1291762, and Zero [677/1691] have team battled sjums_the_great, Remmy, and Danthemandoo [468/1230] and won! 0 days, 02:07:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 18:57:25] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:25 towards level 57.
[10/19/15 14:33:34] MetaNova, sjums_the_great, Mateusz, and AWildColin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/15 20:40:10] Frogging101, bebe, and Gaius [13/1531] have team battled DelayedReactions, sjums_the_great, and Plasmastar [825/1082] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/15 06:18:52] sjums_the_great [200/456] has challenged r00f [189/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:57:16 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/22/15 18:06:03] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:52 towards level 57.
[10/23/15 06:54:03] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:21 towards level 57.
[10/23/15 06:55:54] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:44 towards level 57.
[10/23/15 08:09:03] sjums_the_great and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/15 21:42:50] cirdan [632/786] has challenged sjums_the_great [362/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:04:22 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[10/26/15 00:21:01] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:51 towards level 57.
[10/26/15 01:53:54] Toagac [272/701] has challenged sjums_the_great [415/456] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:34:13 is added to Toagac's clock.
[10/26/15 10:52:05] SynthesizerPatel, cirdan, and yasdorian [354/2093] have team battled blizgerg, sjums_the_great, and mwhahaha [855/2011] and lost! 0 days, 14:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/15 00:19:39] m0shbear [197/823] has challenged sjums_the_great [245/456] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[11/08/15 22:30:58] kenyon [664/1476] has challenged sjums_the_great [403/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/09/15 02:15:00] robochot [171/240] has challenged sjums_the_great [188/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/09/15 02:25:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 1 day, 01:19:05 toward level 57.
[11/09/15 07:33:58] sjums_the_great [334/456] has challenged dwfreed [358/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:04 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/09/15 13:56:16] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:28 towards level 57.
[11/09/15 21:41:46] Silvanus_Betrium [513/562] has come upon sjums_the_great [245/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:30:55 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/11/15 18:10:30] Darky [382/774] has come upon sjums_the_great [22/456] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:49:23 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/11/15 19:17:16] sjums_the_great [354/456] has challenged simple [388/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/11/15 22:09:51] astropoint, sjums_the_great, vrillusions, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/15 20:19:35] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:16:43 towards level 58.
[11/14/15 04:27:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 5 days, 01:44:05 toward level 58.
[11/14/15 13:10:43] greycat [168/817] has challenged sjums_the_great [53/456] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:54:54 is removed from greycat's clock.
[11/14/15 16:28:15] brendan, Douhet, and sjums_the_great [1681/1967] have team battled ruan, Frogging101, and iynque [875/1333] and won! 0 days, 11:21:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/15 11:31:53] soltys [469/593] has come upon sjums_the_great [43/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:33:41 is removed from soltys's clock.
[11/16/15 04:17:27] robochot [89/365] has challenged sjums_the_great [415/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/16/15 04:23:36] iamzim [135/464] has challenged sjums_the_great [79/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:52:52 is removed from iamzim's clock.
[12/17/15 19:13:37] sjums_the_great [126/456] has challenged davidfg4 [618/1043] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:40:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/17/15 19:20:40] sjums_the_great [437/456] has come upon andoruh [54/404] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:06:12 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/21/15 07:44:46] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:59 towards level 58.
[12/22/15 07:31:21] Timson, Nofew, and sjums_the_great [723/1832] have team battled Firien, Andries, and Ironhoof [545/1451] and won! 0 days, 01:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 21:59:00] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:17:50 from level 58.
[12/23/15 11:09:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 18:36:44 from level 58.
[12/24/15 07:46:01] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:07 towards level 58.
[12/24/15 13:13:30] sjums_the_great tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:26 towards level 58.
[12/25/15 02:15:29] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:55 towards level 58.
[12/25/15 06:26:10] sjums_the_great [113/456] has challenged splinny [410/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:40 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/25/15 17:22:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 3 days, 11:18:43 toward level 58.
[12/25/15 19:14:42] sjums_the_great [455/456] has come upon Schrodinger [4/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:11 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/27/15 13:59:23] sjums_the_great died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:36 from level 58.
[12/28/15 10:17:59] lux [63/379] has challenged sjums_the_great [193/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:59 is added to lux's clock.
[12/29/15 19:00:34] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:57 from level 58.
[12/29/15 23:57:04] sjums_the_great [238/468] has challenged allo [403/485] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/30/15 07:58:57] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/15 11:35:32] arlen [295/755] has come upon sjums_the_great [438/468] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:49:20 is added to arlen's clock.
[12/31/15 12:12:55] MontyZuma stole sjums_the_great's level 93 tunic while they were sleeping! MontyZuma leaves his old level 82 tunic behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[12/31/15 19:59:08] sjums_the_great ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:50:19 from level 59.
[01/01/16 12:32:27] Alys [45/212] has challenged sjums_the_great [106/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Alys's clock.
[01/01/16 19:55:03] cirdan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 04:42:57] kork [254/353] has come upon sjums_the_great [160/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:10:49 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/04/16 00:59:27] sjums_the_great and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/16 19:49:47] sjums_the_great, lux, and Tenorman [1194/1593] have team battled Kered, D-NICE, and blind [175/1653] and won! 0 days, 02:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 00:07:17] discopig [54/810] has challenged sjums_the_great [369/456] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:50:57 is added to discopig's clock.
[01/05/16 01:54:57] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:09:48 towards level 59.
[01/05/16 08:11:42] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:07:27 towards level 59.
[01/05/16 19:36:38] aucg, Satoshi, and sjums_the_great [1962/2012] have team battled m0shbear, elf, and allo [1122/2038] and won! 2 days, 07:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 04:32:36] Oooooog [106/474] has come upon sjums_the_great [111/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:38:58 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[01/15/16 01:16:41] Zythan [210/280] has challenged sjums_the_great [333/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/15/16 14:38:09] sjums_the_great and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 06:44:48] sjums_the_great and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 11:52:18] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:19 towards level 59.
[01/16/16 15:25:43] sjums_the_great [428/456] has come upon ChasedSpade [535/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:39:46 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/16/16 17:04:33] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:54 towards level 59.
[01/17/16 19:03:20] Cameron_D, bl4ckscor3, and sjums_the_great [756/2008] have team battled aucg, shandor, and fraq [1394/2331] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/16 19:16:36] Mateusz, sjums_the_great, and lutoma [1833/2002] have team battled Str1ngS, sasaniak, and ElectRo [1110/2358] and won! 2 days, 05:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 04:06:42] sjums_the_great [441/456] has challenged D-NICE [62/668] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:57:33 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/18/16 08:08:12] CornFly [900/986] has challenged sjums_the_great [271/456] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:08:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/18/16 09:57:59] tiwake, JeDaYoshi, and Xenthys [125/1692] have team battled sjums_the_great, RBecker, and Mateusz [305/1893] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/16 14:32:10] bendem [161/646] has come upon sjums_the_great [409/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:45 is added to bendem's clock.
[01/19/16 19:52:47] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:45 towards level 59.
[01/20/16 07:04:29] identd [102/654] has come upon sjums_the_great [151/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:30:52 is added to identd's clock.
[01/21/16 01:56:53] Firien [142/557] has come upon sjums_the_great [297/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:49:24 is added to Firien's clock.
[01/21/16 14:53:27] sjums_the_great, aucg, and JensRex [819/1482] have team battled sedrik, reim, and Onceuponaban [621/1872] and won! 0 days, 01:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/16 18:34:45] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:39 towards level 59.
[01/22/16 12:45:33] Sir_Mobber, KeboDK, and sjums_the_great [1161/1680] have team battled Ladon, Meta, and IdleMaster [1324/1974] and lost! 0 days, 06:40:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/16 00:34:22] Schrodinger [259/424] has come upon sjums_the_great [280/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:05:20 is added to Schrodinger's clock.
[01/24/16 00:48:09] Totengeist [471/805] has come upon sjums_the_great [66/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:10:33 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[01/24/16 05:53:42] DesertStorm, magnetik, and Douhet [1325/1741] have team battled sjums_the_great, yano, and Gatewayy [1021/1959] and won! 0 days, 02:24:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 20:36:05] Xenthys [373/423] has come upon sjums_the_great [410/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:25 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[01/25/16 17:56:35] theemstra, godog, and sjums_the_great [1081/1638] have team battled jenksy, lux, and Milquetoast [1045/2125] and won! 0 days, 20:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/16 12:20:08] sjums_the_great and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/16 08:41:12] Crazycatlady [102/418] has come upon sjums_the_great [407/456] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:48:31 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/29/16 06:21:54] sjums_the_great [256/456] has challenged Zythan [190/442] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:53:37 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/29/16 20:02:30] sjums_the_great and Sohnae have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 17:47:51] Globalirc [528/589] has come upon sjums_the_great [431/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:42:51 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[01/30/16 17:47:51] Globalirc has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:42:50 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/01/16 10:49:55] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:57:44 towards level 60.
[02/01/16 17:20:35] TauPan, Antutuuuuu, and sjums_the_great [465/1206] have team battled sartan, Asara, and Sohnae [868/2227] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/16 14:44:37] Str1ngS and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 23:12:45] Tenorman [770/771] has come upon sjums_the_great [435/456] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:24:23 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/03/16 01:45:11] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:33:28 from level 60.
[02/03/16 03:31:33] Frogging101 and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 02:41:58] Phallus [160/230] has come upon sjums_the_great [233/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:23 is added to Phallus's clock.
[02/04/16 08:15:16] RBecker, sjums_the_great, and SmOkE_RU [1387/1647] have team battled PinkiePie, Firien, and AngryParsley [298/2131] and won! 2 days, 04:02:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 15:10:27] sjums_the_great [204/456] has come upon Doctor [73/1096] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:50:18 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/05/16 06:23:51] Nofew [188/1078] has come upon sjums_the_great [4/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:51:04 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/05/16 22:06:10] m0shbear, IdleMaster, and plaller [1128/1501] have team battled sjums_the_great, Frogging101, and petrichor [920/1410] and won! 0 days, 18:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 07:23:25] Crazycatlady and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 19:05:35] Mateusz [708/755] has challenged sjums_the_great [309/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:35:12 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/07/16 09:46:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 05:08:00 from level 60.
[02/08/16 00:16:28] sjums_the_great [101/456] has challenged ville [416/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:02:10 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/08/16 14:46:27] sjums_the_great [327/456] has come upon roy [174/547] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:41:54 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/09/16 07:05:04] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:00 towards level 60.
[02/09/16 09:55:40] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:11 towards level 60.
[02/09/16 18:15:24] Milquetoast, astropoint, and KyloRen [1924/2188] have team battled Simie, yano, and sjums_the_great [153/1869] and won! 0 days, 18:09:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 21:33:23] drazisil [119/499] has challenged sjums_the_great [196/456] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:29:14 is added to drazisil's clock.
[02/10/16 08:37:35] splinny [290/583] has challenged sjums_the_great [447/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:59:12 is added to splinny's clock.
[02/16/16 11:32:21] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:00 towards level 60.
[02/17/16 09:44:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 6 days, 23:22:49 toward level 60.
[02/17/16 12:23:13] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:36 towards level 60.
[02/17/16 21:23:42] sjums_the_great [246/456] has come upon vrillusions [904/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:41:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/17/16 23:00:51] sjums_the_great [232/456] has come upon sbp [259/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:58:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/17/16 23:59:52] HeavyPodda, Heisenberg, and sjums_the_great [743/1943] have team battled Simie, soltys, and Ttech [91/2785] and won! 0 days, 11:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 04:22:04] mixxit, sjums_the_great, and MadHatter [102/1310] have team battled strugart, fraq, and theemstra [661/2242] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 19:25:21] sjums_the_great and bl4ckscor3 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/16 09:44:07] sjums_the_great [189/456] has come upon blind [154/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:46:19 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/19/16 12:34:38] sjums_the_great was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:50 from level 60.
[02/19/16 14:24:19] Bkid [90/606] has challenged sjums_the_great [303/456] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Bkid's clock.
[02/19/16 20:27:33] Tharbakery, Cameron_D, and sjums_the_great [310/1945] have team battled yasdorian, pipework, and Thrayden [1378/1402] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/16 04:24:00] identd [433/660] has challenged sjums_the_great [39/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:03:01 is removed from identd's clock.
[02/20/16 11:58:47] Crazycatlady and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/16 13:07:08] bl4ckscor3 [139/501] has come upon sjums_the_great [240/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:13 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[02/20/16 21:03:12] godog, Furry, and DrOfBaconNomics [1241/1605] have team battled Lenny, gipyelrah, and sjums_the_great [1092/2568] and won! 1 day, 01:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/16 08:37:12] sjums_the_great was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:13 from level 60.
[02/21/16 10:46:23] sjums_the_great reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sjums_the_great's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/16 17:44:56] sjums_the_great [64/458] has challenged davidfg4 [849/1047] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/25/16 23:21:19] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:59:37 towards level 61.
[02/26/16 11:23:32] Pascal, Alasdair, and Evrial [785/889] have team battled sjums_the_great, sasaniak, and Totengeist [1561/1930] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 03:21:46] d34th, RistoUuranmaki, and sjums_the_great [1034/1629] have team battled shandor, rharwood, and RBecker [1690/2059] and lost! 3 days, 22:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 09:18:30] Zaratustra [383/903] has challenged sjums_the_great [266/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:21:45 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/27/16 12:19:31] sjums_the_great [359/458] has challenged MetaNova [426/508] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:26:36 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/27/16 22:54:17] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:58:35 towards level 61.
[05/04/16 13:51:09] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:11:10 towards level 61.
[05/04/16 21:04:49] Scar3cr0w [709/872] has challenged sjums_the_great [369/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:19 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[05/05/16 01:06:15] sjums_the_great and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 06:55:48] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:08:38 from level 61.
[05/05/16 06:58:37] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 11:10:09] blind [519/757] has challenged sjums_the_great [59/458] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:51:03 is removed from blind's clock.
[05/05/16 11:15:32] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:10:22 from level 61.
[05/05/16 15:52:45] dindinx [385/597] has come upon sjums_the_great [39/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:14 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[05/05/16 21:06:34] sjums_the_great ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:40:41 from level 61.
[05/06/16 10:48:56] sjums_the_great [113/458] has come upon holloway [372/496] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:18:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/06/16 18:37:01] idisjunction, simple, and b4dm0uth [851/1612] have team battled sjums_the_great, mordac, and jwon [945/1323] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 02:24:20] sjums_the_great [372/458] has come upon Brom [11/594] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:40:10 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/07/16 05:00:47] Friedolin, dalisra, and Unikitty [627/1504] have team battled nitzer, sjums_the_great, and identd [861/1865] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 23:08:50] sjums_the_great and Pascal have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 06:29:34] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:48:08 towards level 61.
[05/09/16 11:30:36] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:27 towards level 61.
[05/09/16 16:52:07] sjums_the_great [332/458] has challenged idisjunction [204/904] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:03:55 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/10/16 06:57:36] sjums_the_great [37/458] has challenged Bladerunner [419/588] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:38:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/11/16 08:27:20] vox, identd, and Meta [280/2174] have team battled sjums_the_great, theemstra, and Zye [941/1378] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 21:01:44] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:09 from level 61.
[05/12/16 00:47:00] gabriel [983/1139] has come upon sjums_the_great [334/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:38:36 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[05/12/16 16:09:49] sjums_the_great and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 16:36:51] Heisenberg, tehdude, and sjums_the_great [1436/1631] have team battled d34th, AngryParsley, and desspugne [2846/2986] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 15:28:31] sjums_the_great fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! sjums_the_great's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/16 00:12:22] sjums_the_great was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:01:08 from level 61.
[05/17/16 19:30:59] tspange, dalisra, and Kalinakov [564/1541] have team battled sjums_the_great, holloway, and desspugne [1606/1942] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 03:01:28] sjums_the_great was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:37:48 from level 61.
[05/18/16 22:35:30] zankore [99/621] has come upon sjums_the_great [368/454] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:40:14 is added to zankore's clock.
[05/19/16 01:32:55] sjums_the_great [84/454] has come upon PiMp0r [138/406] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:50:24 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/20/16 04:07:37] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:06 towards level 61.
[05/21/16 17:53:09] colints [35/37] has challenged sjums_the_great [194/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to colints's clock.
[05/22/16 15:25:34] Frogging101 [283/702] has challenged sjums_the_great [221/454] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:15:58 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[05/22/16 17:27:02] AbacusAvenger, sjums_the_great, and shandor [280/1652] have team battled fraq, Tenorman, and xerox123 [1091/2072] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/16 10:23:06] Bkid and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 03:08:14] blizgerg [316/806] has come upon sjums_the_great [432/454] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:15:58 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/24/16 03:41:21] r00f [769/1027] has challenged sjums_the_great [33/454] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:01:28 is removed from r00f's clock.
[05/24/16 05:42:04] gabriel [466/1149] has challenged sjums_the_great [326/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:52 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[05/24/16 08:47:47] sjums_the_great, Sir_Lemming, and astropoint [871/1668] have team battled Fluttershy, Jareeta, and DesertStorm [319/2718] and won! 3 days, 18:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 14:54:27] sjums_the_great [82/454] has challenged hannesenator [391/817] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:37:41 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/25/16 19:04:25] Zoddo, Bvarne, and MontyZuma [1752/2099] have team battled Eiam, sjums_the_great, and PersonalJ [309/1763] and won! 0 days, 13:46:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 02:36:09] jwon, Xenthys, and strugart [1591/2031] have team battled Pici, sjums_the_great, and sbp [899/1787] and won! 0 days, 09:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 15:41:21] sjums_the_great and gabriel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 09:51:17] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:23:07 from level 61.
[05/27/16 10:51:55] sjums_the_great was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:04 from level 61.
[05/28/16 05:28:57] LordH, sjums_the_great, IdleMaster, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/16 18:37:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 17:18:04 toward level 61.
[05/28/16 22:43:06] sjums_the_great got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:19 from level 61.
[05/29/16 02:25:39] Meta, zid, and Oooooog [1062/1994] have team battled Kiesteel, oooooooooooooooo, and sjums_the_great [1265/1383] and lost! 0 days, 13:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 05:30:00] sjums_the_great burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sjums_the_great's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/16 12:33:29] sjums_the_great and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/16 21:54:00] Lemelisk, sjums_the_great, Agent86, and fattrat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/16 02:39:02] sjums_the_great and jwon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 03:44:26] ruan [96/332] has challenged sjums_the_great [415/451] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:25:15 is added to ruan's clock.
[05/31/16 07:21:32] Agent86 [242/704] has challenged sjums_the_great [338/451] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to Agent86's clock.
[06/02/16 04:05:17] Andries [189/547] has come upon sjums_the_great [350/451] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:38:58 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/02/16 05:03:12] sjums_the_great [207/451] has challenged MadMan [378/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:50 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/02/16 19:30:16] Zye [341/419] has challenged sjums_the_great [46/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from Zye's clock.
[06/03/16 23:19:20] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:17 towards level 61.
[06/04/16 05:19:09] sjums_the_great [146/464] has challenged everbrew [283/501] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/04/16 21:02:16] Chuck [202/460] has come upon sjums_the_great [348/464] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:43:48 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/05/16 00:22:57] Archoak [173/245] has challenged sjums_the_great [361/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Archoak's clock.
[06/05/16 01:30:30] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:11:26 from level 62.
[06/05/16 11:40:33] sjums_the_great and arlen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/16 14:34:10] sjums_the_great [271/464] has come upon PiMp0r [169/413] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:20:41 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/05/16 19:25:21] PiMp0r, KeboDK, and Milquetoast [912/2143] have team battled yasdorian, kensington, and sjums_the_great [735/1647] and won! 0 days, 04:31:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 07:37:53] yur, Kussie, and DoomedExistence [800/1608] have team battled sjums_the_great, Adar, and oooooooooooooooo [505/1416] and won! 0 days, 07:18:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 23:55:19] sjums_the_great [450/460] has challenged MadHatter [199/519] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:45:46 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/08/16 03:40:40] gabriel [644/1149] has challenged sjums_the_great [308/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[06/08/16 03:40:40] In the fierce battle, sjums_the_great dropped his level 82 tunic! gabriel picks it up, tossing his old level 68 tunic to sjums_the_great.
[06/08/16 08:46:37] sjums_the_great [128/445] has come upon zid [143/828] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:19:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/08/16 21:34:47] stonehammer, lipek, and fattrat [1340/1978] have team battled idisjunction, darkmage, and sjums_the_great [1811/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/16 11:09:09] sjums_the_great [406/445] has challenged cjrc [299/410] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:37:01 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/09/16 11:19:03] Lowbow, zankore, and sjums_the_great [631/1750] have team battled zokko, qrry, and pixelate [935/1435] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 05:19:40] TauPan [267/304] has come upon sjums_the_great [250/445] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:31:51 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/11/16 06:08:13] MisterMurderhobo stole sjums_the_great's level 32 amulet while they were sleeping! MisterMurderhobo leaves his old level 22 amulet behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[06/11/16 13:32:47] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:26:38 from level 62.
[06/13/16 06:45:07] MontyZuma [558/1025] has challenged sjums_the_great [169/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:46:20 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[06/13/16 11:08:47] sjums_the_great saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:05:21 from level 62.
[06/14/16 07:32:30] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:13:04 towards level 62.
[06/14/16 21:59:53] Ironhoof, Lowbow, and sjums_the_great [1807/1907] have team battled Fluttershy, identd, and dindinx [1967/2127] and lost! 2 days, 05:49:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/16 03:28:23] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:03 towards level 62.
[06/15/16 08:03:45] sjums_the_great [132/437] has challenged neuro [519/947] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:49:59 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/16/16 04:23:42] h00k [867/897] has challenged sjums_the_great [349/437] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:59:33 is removed from h00k's clock.
[06/16/16 18:00:44] kazuya [135/186] has challenged sjums_the_great [411/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to kazuya's clock.
[06/16/16 21:29:38] MJ94 [259/671] has challenged sjums_the_great [7/437] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:04:39 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[06/17/16 03:02:48] sjums_the_great, zokko, and Pithlit [249/1431] have team battled Firien, Agent86, and Xyrael [1129/1984] and lost! 0 days, 20:55:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 03:32:29] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:55:09 from level 62.
[08/03/16 21:19:42] sjums_the_great [44/437] has come upon Pithlit [34/475] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:39:48 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/04/16 00:22:42] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:04:09 towards level 62.
[08/04/16 17:08:41] sjums_the_great [434/437] has challenged Schmid [217/387] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:25:30 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/04/16 20:02:22] NoodleCake, Killerkid, and sjums_the_great [182/2121] have team battled Sailor_Venus, RBecker, and DrOfBaconNomics [1496/1874] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/16 08:15:12] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:09:28 towards level 62.
[08/08/16 01:16:59] damyan [363/979] has come upon sjums_the_great [80/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:36:43 is removed from damyan's clock.
[08/08/16 01:16:59] damyan has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:27:19 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/09/16 03:50:21] sjums_the_great [105/437] has come upon cjrc [43/482] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:38:35 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/09/16 19:45:17] sjums_the_great saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:51:22 from level 62.
[08/10/16 06:40:29] MontyZuma [206/1031] has come upon sjums_the_great [36/437] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:33:45 is removed from MontyZuma's clock.
[08/10/16 18:32:25] brendan, Babar, and Cenhinen [530/2573] have team battled cirdan, unicron, and sjums_the_great [124/1937] and won! 0 days, 05:36:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/16 09:59:40] honkybonky, iViLe, and sjums_the_great [541/2194] have team battled SarahD, Mjolnir, and Sixbierehomme [1500/1681] and lost! 2 days, 00:41:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/16 22:55:39] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:22:50 towards level 62.
[08/13/16 01:07:22] sjums_the_great met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:39:31 from level 62.
[08/13/16 13:21:36] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:18 towards level 62.
[08/14/16 22:53:25] yano, brycec, and NoodleCake [1118/2269] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, sjums_the_great, and simple [1515/1552] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/16 02:53:55] Doctor, sasaniak, and AbacusAvenger [1846/1965] have team battled strugart, sjums_the_great, and Hydrogenum [1201/1843] and won! 0 days, 09:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/16 14:36:18] yasdorian [293/603] has come upon sjums_the_great [377/437] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:51:32 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[08/16/16 15:48:40] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:02 towards level 62.
[08/17/16 12:12:48] Doctor, sjums_the_great, and jenksy [1954/2279] have team battled holloway, dxrt, and Sir_Lemming [1080/2037] and won! 1 day, 03:03:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 15:27:50] suterismus [1074/1231] has challenged sjums_the_great [380/437] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:03:18 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/18/16 12:49:41] sjums_the_great bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:16:36 from level 62.
[08/18/16 20:24:41] sjums_the_great ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:09 from level 62.
[08/19/16 23:06:00] sjums_the_great [204/437] has challenged godog [543/664] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:35:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/21/16 06:54:17] Merkel [235/264] has come upon sjums_the_great [283/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:07 is added to Merkel's clock.
[08/21/16 10:20:26] MJ94 [66/684] has come upon sjums_the_great [235/437] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:31:21 is added to MJ94's clock.
[08/22/16 08:59:00] Heisenberg [454/683] has come upon sjums_the_great [258/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:35:11 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[08/23/16 11:58:37] sjums_the_great got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:53:15 from level 62.
[08/23/16 13:36:46] sjums_the_great [312/437] has challenged Woona [224/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:39:23 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/24/16 00:56:37] sjums_the_great and rharwood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/16 13:29:25] sjums_the_great and stonehammer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 02:05:21] theemstra [506/746] has come upon sjums_the_great [24/437] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:17:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/07/16 04:41:34] MetaNova and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 05:31:21] a1291762, Lios, and vox [2077/2899] have team battled Babar, sjums_the_great, and Ladon [1273/2397] and won! 2 days, 18:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 12:56:52] BURUT [582/912] has come upon sjums_the_great [215/437] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:15:30 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[09/08/16 12:09:41] sjums_the_great [111/437] has challenged gollum [156/307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/08/16 17:11:33] sjums_the_great [351/437] has challenged Zye [118/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:50 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/09/16 06:54:10] Firien [259/884] has come upon sjums_the_great [429/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:46 is added to Firien's clock.
[09/09/16 12:41:38] LOG_BOT [16/301] has challenged sjums_the_great [114/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to LOG_BOT's clock.
[09/09/16 13:46:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 12:51:57 toward level 62.
[09/09/16 23:06:51] kensington [86/601] has come upon sjums_the_great [23/437] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:29:13 is removed from kensington's clock.
[09/10/16 00:29:39] Phiber_Dork [30/186] has challenged sjums_the_great [126/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Phiber_Dork's clock.
[09/10/16 11:31:19] Hodor [64/339] has challenged sjums_the_great [192/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Hodor's clock.
[09/10/16 14:45:17] sjums_the_great [136/445] has challenged strugart [517/1104] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/12/16 13:18:25] sjums_the_great and Plasmastar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/16 16:43:51] sjums_the_great [308/445] has challenged brendan [914/1011] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:52:45 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/14/16 19:21:13] sjums_the_great and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 00:08:11] Hodor, GilbertErik, and MrGlass [1267/1433] have team battled PocketKiller, darkmage, and sjums_the_great [1012/1680] and won! 0 days, 00:10:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 02:54:58] Eschaton [54/208] has challenged sjums_the_great [192/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to Eschaton's clock.
[09/16/16 07:48:56] Eldoreth, Zye, and sjums_the_great [563/1747] have team battled Aeyaneron, LordH, and brycec [296/1922] and won! 1 day, 14:21:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 14:10:58] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:42:19 towards level 63.
[09/16/16 22:11:02] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:15:38 towards level 63.
[09/19/16 14:49:51] robochot [241/416] has challenged sjums_the_great [133/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:32:32 is removed from robochot's clock.
[09/19/16 19:51:46] sjums_the_great [97/445] has challenged IdleBot [1376/1573] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:45:44 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/20/16 11:57:50] sjums_the_great [297/445] has challenged simple [755/909] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:55:42 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/20/16 16:55:38] yur, sjums_the_great, and robochot [889/1349] have team battled WallIdl, IdleMaster, and Tenorman [1268/2120] and lost! 0 days, 18:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/16 23:11:26] sjums_the_great [111/445] has come upon Cypher [641/996] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:36:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/21/16 00:30:09] sjums_the_great died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:34:29 from level 63.
[09/22/16 18:00:27] Mithkabob [248/344] has challenged sjums_the_great [45/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from Mithkabob's clock.
[11/15/16 18:51:48] sjums_the_great and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 08:12:55] sjums_the_great [121/445] has come upon Reilly [272/418] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:13:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/20/16 14:00:04] everbrew [119/919] has come upon sjums_the_great [261/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:29:50 is added to everbrew's clock.
[11/21/16 23:25:49] sjums_the_great and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 01:57:32] Anaxyn [559/753] has challenged sjums_the_great [110/445] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from Anaxyn's clock.
[11/23/16 10:24:15] sjums_the_great and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 19:20:25] sjums_the_great [189/445] has challenged Iri [329/359] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:54:49 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/28/16 03:41:58] sjums_the_great, Sixbierehomme, Taffer, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/16 22:31:05] brycec [412/454] has challenged sjums_the_great [211/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:52:35 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/28/16 23:50:29] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:55 towards level 63.
[11/29/16 05:28:59] IndigoTiger [399/1025] has come upon sjums_the_great [431/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:30:16 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[11/29/16 06:54:25] VoidFox [152/630] has come upon sjums_the_great [101/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:14:17 is removed from VoidFox's clock.
[11/29/16 12:37:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 2 days, 21:41:19 toward level 63.
[11/30/16 23:12:00] sjums_the_great and gabriel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 20:48:22] dxrt, zankore, and XenGi [850/2652] have team battled pagz, sjums_the_great, and Lios [1162/1601] and lost! 7 days, 21:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/16 02:45:05] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:26 towards level 63.
[12/03/16 07:04:54] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:53:38 towards level 63.
[12/03/16 09:04:53] sjums_the_great [292/445] has come upon pixelate [326/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:46:22 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/03/16 18:20:32] sjums_the_great and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 03:39:20] Agent86 [378/480] has come upon sjums_the_great [109/445] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:37:06 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[12/04/16 03:50:37] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:40 towards level 63.
[12/04/16 06:19:52] sjums_the_great and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 18:19:47] sjums_the_great [184/445] has come upon basepi [42/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:52:37 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/04/16 20:27:09] sjums_the_great [249/445] has challenged vegadark [4/444] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:18:01 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/05/16 06:37:02] hannesenator [304/909] has come upon sjums_the_great [124/445] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:32:35 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[12/05/16 08:23:14] khmerboy [58/194] has challenged sjums_the_great [92/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/06/16 02:53:28] strugart [463/1143] has come upon sjums_the_great [402/445] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:36:04 is removed from strugart's clock.
[12/08/16 12:42:32] sjums_the_great and Mithkabob have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 21:56:22] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:01 towards level 63.
[12/10/16 13:32:19] sjums_the_great, Zye, and sasaniak [174/1676] have team battled MJ94, benoliver999, and Woona [1271/2065] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/16 04:25:58] sjums_the_great [70/470] has challenged Zoddo [505/598] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/11/16 08:07:55] pixelate [465/497] has come upon sjums_the_great [42/470] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:59:29 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[12/11/16 15:11:11] tspange [922/957] has come upon sjums_the_great [245/470] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:59:19 is removed from tspange's clock.
[12/12/16 04:53:31] WallIdl, brendan, and tspange [1208/2771] have team battled Meta, sjums_the_great, and Sailor_Venus [182/1870] and won! 0 days, 00:42:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 11:06:02] GilbertErik, Captain_Chaos, and pagz [981/1227] have team battled XJR-9, zokko, and sjums_the_great [1603/1895] and lost! 0 days, 09:05:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 20:13:23] shymega [208/380] has come upon sjums_the_great [428/470] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:46:35 is added to shymega's clock.
[12/14/16 05:10:27] sjums_the_great, Relayer, and theemstra [1468/1744] have team battled Sailor_Venus, Doctor, and Satoshi [1963/2237] and lost! 1 day, 11:38:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 06:56:53] sjums_the_great [172/470] has come upon kork [77/288] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:18:29 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/14/16 15:05:18] Eldoreth [281/665] has come upon sjums_the_great [450/470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:57 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[12/15/16 00:41:57] soltys [625/677] has come upon sjums_the_great [452/470] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:27:57 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/15/16 07:07:20] sjums_the_great [466/470] has challenged Woona [195/848] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:20:53 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/01/17 01:21:54] vegadark [42/445] has come upon sjums_the_great [39/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:52:45 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/01/17 08:34:52] Iri, sjums_the_great, and Darky [1672/1724] have team battled Mirc0p, dindinx, and Levivig [225/1455] and won! 0 days, 08:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 04:36:34] sjums_the_great, JuanMaestro, SirMonkeybox, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/17 23:55:03] sjums_the_great [102/480] has challenged FakeWizard [523/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:43:00 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/03/17 17:38:06] arlen [548/704] has come upon sjums_the_great [42/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:51:14 is removed from arlen's clock.
[01/04/17 00:27:09] Sundance, bl4ckscor3, and Pithlit [670/1563] have team battled tspange, sjums_the_great, and Virtual [540/1946] and won! 1 day, 20:23:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/17 07:27:25] sjums_the_great EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:32:24 from level 64.
[01/04/17 14:11:23] MetaNova [185/444] has challenged sjums_the_great [429/480] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:46:31 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/05/17 13:04:35] sjums_the_great and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/17 14:43:36] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:59 towards level 64.
[01/07/17 18:52:05] elf, brantje, and hannesenator [708/2152] have team battled sjums_the_great, damyan, and bl4ckscor3 [247/2011] and won! 0 days, 07:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/17 04:43:11] sjums_the_great [355/480] has challenged IdleBot [864/1644] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:05:04 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/08/17 08:55:40] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:46 towards level 64.
[01/09/17 22:18:40] Evrial [79/522] has come upon sjums_the_great [316/480] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:57:37 is added to Evrial's clock.
[01/10/17 06:55:22] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:34:58 towards level 64.
[01/10/17 20:37:21] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:27 towards level 64.
[01/11/17 06:17:22] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:45 towards level 64.
[01/12/17 04:24:59] Boohbah [351/724] has come upon sjums_the_great [443/480] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:20 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[01/12/17 21:10:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 11 days, 05:45:05 toward level 64.
[01/13/17 06:45:52] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:51 towards level 64.
[01/14/17 13:49:50] Darky, TauPan, and sjums_the_great [1587/1635] have team battled MJ94, Zye, and MadMan [1771/2295] and lost! 0 days, 10:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/17 05:37:49] sjums_the_great, AbacusAvenger, and Asara [531/2425] have team battled omnivore, kline, and Mirc0p [864/1114] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/17 06:47:49] Cameron_D, sjums_the_great, RBecker, and pfoley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/17 08:46:55] pixelate [460/503] has challenged sjums_the_great [7/480] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:05:03 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[01/15/17 16:26:02] bootdisk [51/390] has come upon sjums_the_great [414/480] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:22:00 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[01/16/17 10:56:26] sjums_the_great [458/480] has challenged Asara [533/1128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:36 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/17/17 04:13:08] sjums_the_great [246/480] has challenged simple [187/885] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:37:46 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/17/17 18:38:10] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:24:55 towards level 65.
[01/18/17 07:15:49] osannatas, nickware, and Gizmokid2005 [951/1737] have team battled unicron, Gatewayy, and sjums_the_great [884/2100] and won! 0 days, 22:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/17 11:00:56] AngryParsley [628/933] has come upon sjums_the_great [25/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:10:48 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[01/19/17 02:59:17] sjums_the_great fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:13:32 from level 65.
[01/19/17 15:47:38] omnivore [275/402] has come upon sjums_the_great [302/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:59 is added to omnivore's clock.
[01/20/17 06:02:11] Lemelisk, V`ger, and woonack [1817/2183] have team battled Virtual, dtype, and sjums_the_great [931/1523] and won! 0 days, 02:50:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 14:33:00] sjums_the_great [478/480] has challenged Firien [685/911] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:59:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/21/17 13:53:55] sjums_the_great, IdleMaster, and IndigoTiger [298/1993] have team battled Ttech, SN4T14, and Cypher [2462/3253] and lost! 4 days, 18:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/17 01:43:25] sjums_the_great, vegadark, and petrichor [1382/1548] have team battled darkmage, IndigoTiger, and Sixbierehomme [584/2672] and won! 8 days, 04:23:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 12:45:18] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:32:04 towards level 65.
[01/24/17 10:46:47] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:21 towards level 65.
[01/25/17 15:17:02] RedW [763/882] has challenged sjums_the_great [100/480] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:52:27 is removed from RedW's clock.
[01/25/17 21:09:38] Grums [3/15] has challenged sjums_the_great [35/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Grums's clock.
[01/26/17 10:53:30] grooverider, Gatewayy, and Bkid [2026/2472] have team battled sjums_the_great, elf, and SirMonkeybox [205/2298] and won! 0 days, 06:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/17 13:23:43] soltys, sphere_au, and Bradicus [1629/1676] have team battled Pithlit, PocketKiller, and sjums_the_great [1292/1564] and won! 0 days, 08:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/17 02:11:33] stvc [141/208] has challenged sjums_the_great [30/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:24 is removed from stvc's clock.
[01/27/17 19:20:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 5 days, 06:42:34 toward level 65.
[01/28/17 07:39:34] astropoint, sjums_the_great, and elbie [414/1641] have team battled zid, canton7, and vox [2227/2642] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 18:44:13] Euronur [237/579] has challenged sjums_the_great [238/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:58:59 is added to Euronur's clock.
[01/29/17 16:16:43] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:59:35 towards level 65.
[01/30/17 03:00:09] Kremator [8/35] has challenged sjums_the_great [158/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Kremator's clock.
[01/31/17 07:11:18] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:22:41 from level 65.
[01/31/17 11:11:58] shandor [262/622] has come upon sjums_the_great [193/480] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:42:24 is removed from shandor's clock.
[01/31/17 13:46:00] sjums_the_great ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:46:38 from level 65.
[01/31/17 17:03:01] sjums_the_great and Sixbierehomme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/17 23:21:51] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:14:47 from level 65.
[02/02/17 05:05:18] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:37 towards level 65.
[02/04/17 01:39:32] sjums_the_great and dindinx have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/17 05:30:02] agrajag [272/776] has come upon sjums_the_great [221/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:51:19 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[02/05/17 11:51:25] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:13 towards level 65.
[02/05/17 11:56:50] stonehammer [659/790] has come upon sjums_the_great [209/480] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:41:18 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[02/05/17 15:22:45] sjums_the_great [193/480] has come upon Pithlit [497/501] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:13:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/06/17 12:38:13] Mirc0p [312/491] has challenged sjums_the_great [50/480] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[02/06/17 12:38:13] In the fierce battle, sjums_the_great dropped his level 52 helm! Mirc0p picks it up, tossing his old level 28 helm to sjums_the_great.
[02/07/17 18:40:45] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:24 towards level 65.
[02/07/17 22:33:45] sjums_the_great [350/454] has challenged Mordraan [148/427] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:33:25 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/17/17 09:21:58] grdryn [231/275] has challenged sjums_the_great [67/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:49 is removed from grdryn's clock.
[02/17/17 12:01:08] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:59 towards level 65.
[02/17/17 16:33:42] Bvarne, Boohbah, and sjums_the_great [1200/1935] have team battled Ironhoof, GilbertErik, and AbacusAvenger [1253/2181] and lost! 1 day, 13:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/17 17:41:06] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:41 towards level 65.
[02/18/17 12:55:38] alexj [299/478] has challenged sjums_the_great [236/454] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:14:01 is removed from alexj's clock.
[02/18/17 14:56:22] Bvarne [487/707] has challenged sjums_the_great [52/454] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:44:46 is removed from Bvarne's clock.
[02/18/17 16:56:59] pants [666/730] has challenged sjums_the_great [262/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:17:13 is removed from pants's clock.
[02/19/17 00:13:33] Adar, ohnx, and kenyon [262/2128] have team battled sjums_the_great, RistoUuranmaki, and Realmy [1600/2200] and lost! 0 days, 12:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/17 00:48:11] holloway, sjums_the_great, and theZoMBiE [1794/2215] have team battled Killerkid, dodobrain, and borsin [1499/2255] and won! 0 days, 17:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/17 22:15:03] sjums_the_great died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:15 from level 65.
[02/20/17 01:44:00] sjums_the_great has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:40:49 from level 65.
[02/20/17 09:16:16] sjefen6 [33/404] has come upon sjums_the_great [50/454] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:22:06 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/24/17 03:46:44] sjums_the_great [4/454] has challenged Sundance [703/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:59:18 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/25/17 05:15:58] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:27:39 towards level 65.
[02/25/17 19:44:15] darkmage, Virtual, and Globalirc [618/2290] have team battled HeavyPodda, Gatewayy, and sjums_the_great [1934/2093] and lost! 4 days, 22:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/17 08:11:38] Chuck [230/875] has come upon sjums_the_great [432/454] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:27:40 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/27/17 21:32:59] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:44:54 from level 65.
[02/28/17 00:15:20] sjums_the_great reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! sjums_the_great's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/17 03:22:59] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:19 towards level 65.
[03/01/17 16:05:39] sjums_the_great [429/456] has come upon D.Va [208/249] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/01/17 19:15:13] sjums_the_great [397/456] has come upon robflop [612/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:29:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/02/17 02:15:46] sjums_the_great [16/456] has come upon Grums [229/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/02/17 19:43:43] SN4T14, PiotrekD, and D.Va [1081/1678] have team battled sjums_the_great, Mithkabob, and PocketKiller [1204/1559] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/17 03:42:38] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:56 towards level 65.
[03/05/17 16:18:52] PinkiePie [123/698] has challenged sjums_the_great [183/456] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[03/06/17 04:55:40] sjums_the_great [156/456] has challenged MadMan [718/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:59 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/07/17 02:08:40] sjums_the_great and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 13:13:16] elf, El_Sobaka, and Agent86 [572/1804] have team battled sjums_the_great, Globalirc, and IndigoTiger [1170/2155] and lost! 0 days, 02:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/17 10:02:15] D.Va [137/347] has challenged sjums_the_great [127/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:39 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[03/09/17 00:12:46] Bvarne and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/17 10:35:13] sjums_the_great [323/456] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [534/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/09/17 10:52:55] sjums_the_great [107/495] has challenged johngaden [184/241] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/10/17 05:50:36] sjums_the_great, Ironhoof, jstg, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/17 10:43:27] sjums_the_great [130/495] has come upon Tratos [514/985] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:02:13 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/10/17 20:43:37] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:53:59 towards level 66.
[03/12/17 00:18:14] SchrodingersScat and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 08:04:40] Jareeta [1017/1101] has come upon sjums_the_great [227/495] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:08:16 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[03/13/17 07:23:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 13 days, 19:38:54 toward level 66.
[03/13/17 23:51:10] HeavyPodda, elbie, and sjums_the_great [1709/1936] have team battled dclaw123, RistoUuranmaki, and JuanMaestro [1436/2143] and won! 1 day, 01:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/17 04:11:10] XJR-9 [294/684] has challenged sjums_the_great [277/495] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:21:32 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[03/16/17 01:19:49] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:26 towards level 66.
[03/16/17 16:32:03] kensington, gabriel, and Reilly [1251/1833] have team battled SchrodingersScat, Firien, and sjums_the_great [716/2130] and won! 1 day, 21:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/17 19:24:24] gabriel, bl4ckscor3, and sjums_the_great [342/1799] have team battled holloway, basepi, and Reilly [1050/2107] and lost! 1 day, 11:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/17 17:32:00] shandor [197/588] has come upon sjums_the_great [374/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:26 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/19/17 19:22:42] Sailor_Venus [45/580] has come upon sjums_the_great [97/495] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:45:00 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[03/20/17 20:07:35] D.Va, Iri, and SlowRiot [1199/1773] have team battled sjums_the_great, pixelate, and yasdorian [991/1540] and won! 0 days, 18:43:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/17 22:32:56] unicron stole sjums_the_great's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 67 ring behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[03/21/17 08:29:06] sjums_the_great [301/490] has challenged Grums [127/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:18:19 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/21/17 17:28:00] mwhahaha [555/595] has come upon sjums_the_great [298/490] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:13:15 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[03/21/17 20:43:01] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:49 towards level 66.
[03/22/17 01:19:23] Bl4ckC0r3 [51/56] has challenged sjums_the_great [487/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[03/23/17 04:56:37] sjums_the_great [145/490] has come upon Fluttershy [251/891] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:15:49 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/23/17 12:40:43] sjums_the_great [133/490] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [541/780] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/23/17 17:33:30] WallIdl, unicron, and Crazycatlady [881/2176] have team battled sjums_the_great, fattrat, and XenGi [215/2550] and won! 3 days, 01:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/17 18:47:57] NoodleCake [129/788] has come upon sjums_the_great [175/490] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:58:19 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[03/25/17 02:08:28] sjums_the_great [447/490] has come upon fangfufu [144/565] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:13:59 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/25/17 05:59:43] sjums_the_great [385/490] has come upon dtype [452/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:54:37 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/25/17 19:42:29] sjums_the_great saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:35 from level 66.
[03/26/17 08:10:16] simple [536/878] has challenged sjums_the_great [216/490] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:03:10 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/26/17 18:04:03] Mrs.BigHead stole sjums_the_great's level 68 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Mrs.BigHead leaves his old level 28 pair of boots behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[03/26/17 23:45:27] RedW, RistoUuranmaki, and dtype [1955/2086] have team battled SudoKing, Firien, and sjums_the_great [1349/1962] and won! 2 days, 15:48:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 06:35:01] Evrial, tmberg, and gabriel [758/2269] have team battled Sailor_Venus, allo, and sjums_the_great [1156/1508] and lost! 3 days, 06:15:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/17 18:28:57] sjums_the_great and yasdorian have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 00:28:33] Mrs.BigHead [121/449] has challenged sjums_the_great [323/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[03/31/17 09:03:30] sjums_the_great [175/446] has challenged ehjax [243/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:18:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/17 09:04:22] sjums_the_great [142/446] has come upon liara [250/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:17 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/17 12:52:46] sjefen6 [197/408] has challenged sjums_the_great [41/446] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:29:55 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[04/02/17 06:18:00] sjums_the_great [11/446] has challenged soltys [530/686] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/02/17 08:52:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 14:44:53 toward level 66.
[04/04/17 10:39:45] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:05 towards level 66.
[04/05/17 03:09:00] Asara, ncarl747, and sjums_the_great [214/2220] have team battled brycec, Lios, and FakeWizard [76/2264] and won! 0 days, 01:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/17 13:48:33] Bl4ckC0r3 [294/401] has challenged sjums_the_great [378/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[04/05/17 17:43:41] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:03 towards level 66.
[04/07/17 08:47:10] Avocet [17/364] has come upon sjums_the_great [145/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:40:39 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/08/17 01:01:14] sjums_the_great [254/446] has challenged Mrs.BigHead [457/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:36:32 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/08/17 01:52:17] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:13 towards level 66.
[04/08/17 14:39:02] sjums_the_great and Fattyeater have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 21:08:26] LordH [480/1017] has challenged sjums_the_great [62/446] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:31:46 is removed from LordH's clock.
[04/09/17 11:35:50] sjums_the_great [361/446] has come upon dtype [409/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:13 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/10/17 19:35:57] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:48 towards level 66.
[04/11/17 09:25:46] godog [160/671] has come upon sjums_the_great [4/446] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:17:56 is removed from godog's clock.
[04/11/17 20:05:03] sjums_the_great, woonack, and FakeWizard [1585/1726] have team battled jstg, mwhahaha, and Mithkabob [271/1794] and won! 0 days, 04:24:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 01:11:08] Eldoreth [576/752] has come upon sjums_the_great [13/446] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:02:02 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/12/17 05:33:38] zankore [4/811] has come upon sjums_the_great [165/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:28:17 is added to zankore's clock.
[04/14/17 02:58:00] sjums_the_great [136/446] has challenged qbit [71/670] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:41:02 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/15/17 13:46:13] JuanMaestro [492/570] has come upon sjums_the_great [391/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:40:55 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[04/15/17 18:49:09] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:44:53 towards level 67.
[04/15/17 23:14:18] dxrt, Brady, and canton7 [234/2060] have team battled Crazycatlady, sjums_the_great, and Sundance [814/1737] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 23:56:40] sjums_the_great had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:19:10 towards level 67.
[04/18/17 16:33:54] sjums_the_great fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:12:35 from level 67.
[04/19/17 05:32:47] sjums_the_great and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/17 02:23:41] CornFly [242/943] has come upon sjums_the_great [381/446] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:21:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/20/17 05:45:23] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:58:39 towards level 67.
[04/20/17 09:45:07] RBecker [355/772] has come upon sjums_the_great [239/446] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:18:48 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/21/17 09:08:47] sjums_the_great [155/446] has challenged abra0 [197/827] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:50:17 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/21/17 21:58:36] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:32:44 towards level 67.
[04/21/17 22:22:27] sjums_the_great was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:57:45 from level 67.
[04/22/17 03:48:37] sjums_the_great, vegadark, Evrial, and MetaNova have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/17 02:36:34] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:02:08 from level 67.
[04/23/17 08:07:15] brycec [312/751] has come upon sjums_the_great [391/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:23 is added to brycec's clock.
[04/24/17 01:52:43] Zoddo, sjums_the_great, mayli, and eva42 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/17 06:18:57] Nofew [774/1131] has come upon sjums_the_great [106/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:29:03 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/26/17 08:55:30] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:57 towards level 67.
[04/26/17 13:10:06] sjums_the_great [324/446] has come upon sbp [25/600] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:16:47 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/26/17 13:10:06] sjums_the_great has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:18:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[04/26/17 20:27:59] Atan, sjums_the_great, and keepermurf [168/1750] have team battled max, Mirc0p, and pants [1979/2002] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/17 10:03:58] Psilocybe [18/34] has challenged sjums_the_great [260/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[04/28/17 18:54:42] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:25 towards level 67.
[04/30/17 03:43:39] sjums_the_great, Hodor, and AbacusAvenger [665/1913] have team battled Jareeta, Chuck, and osannatas [693/2607] and lost! 1 day, 17:18:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/17 04:02:49] blind, godog, and Globalirc [1730/2329] have team battled Hodor, sjums_the_great, and irix [1085/2088] and won! 0 days, 03:25:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 05:45:29] sjums_the_great got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:34:59 from level 67.
[04/30/17 10:28:59] Zye [298/734] has challenged sjums_the_great [244/446] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:23:48 is removed from Zye's clock.
[05/01/17 03:35:19] Cameron_D [447/1442] has challenged sjums_the_great [427/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:35:41 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[05/02/17 04:21:06] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:03 from level 67.
[05/02/17 10:37:42] sjums_the_great was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:39:33 from level 67.
[05/02/17 15:36:30] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:00 towards level 67.
[05/04/17 01:11:54] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:59:44 from level 67.
[05/05/17 00:56:13] elbie [412/818] has come upon sjums_the_great [132/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:09:12 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/05/17 06:06:04] sjums_the_great, canton7, vrillusions, and petrichor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/17 12:41:05] max, DrOfBaconNomics, and Tzic [962/2672] have team battled nfsnobody, sjums_the_great, and Zye [595/1894] and won! 1 day, 08:30:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/17 23:30:42] kline [354/439] has come upon sjums_the_great [274/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:19:08 is removed from kline's clock.
[05/07/17 07:31:33] Eldoreth [262/581] has challenged sjums_the_great [340/446] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:33:19 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/07/17 13:24:44] sjums_the_great, lipek, and liara [1340/2027] have team battled agrajag, zifnab06, and fattrat [1914/2224] and lost! 1 day, 04:41:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/17 03:39:02] sjums_the_great [56/446] has challenged Psilocybe [333/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/08/17 05:23:33] jenksy [589/939] has come upon sjums_the_great [184/446] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:10:57 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[05/08/17 14:43:16] godog [398/696] has challenged sjums_the_great [318/446] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:49:47 is removed from godog's clock.
[05/10/17 00:27:53] sjums_the_great burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! sjums_the_great's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/17 21:07:50] sjums_the_great [169/441] has come upon Grums [261/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:14:33 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/11/17 04:06:03] sjums_the_great [399/441] has challenged abra0 [630/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:11 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/11/17 15:10:19] sjums_the_great [205/441] has challenged ruan [173/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:24:03 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/12/17 18:33:14] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:48 towards level 67.
[05/13/17 02:49:57] JuanMaestro [234/605] has come upon sjums_the_great [219/441] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:06:37 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[05/13/17 05:52:56] Atan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 04:57:42] sjums_the_great and Cuttlefish have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 14:27:28] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:52 towards level 67.
[05/14/17 14:43:53] sjums_the_great [150/441] has challenged Birdbones [331/905] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/16/17 04:29:08] sjums_the_great misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:45:15 from level 68.
[05/16/17 11:42:20] canton7 [14/797] has come upon sjums_the_great [391/441] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:35:58 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/16/17 18:12:16] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:09:31 from level 68.
[05/17/17 03:43:20] sjums_the_great [244/441] has come upon Fluttershy [164/886] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 02:07:57 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/17/17 16:33:45] kinopu [37/85] has challenged sjums_the_great [93/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to kinopu's clock.
[05/18/17 21:44:40] Ttech [969/1474] has come upon sjums_the_great [325/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:08:34 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[05/19/17 08:56:14] sjums_the_great and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 05:12:18] sjums_the_great spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! sjums_the_great's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/17 18:06:25] sjums_the_great and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 13:57:11] sjums_the_great [305/430] has come upon exotime [345/351] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:45:24 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/21/17 18:05:12] Milquetoast [677/946] has come upon sjums_the_great [180/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:26 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[05/21/17 20:37:43] IndigoTiger, suterismus, and exotime [458/2601] have team battled sjums_the_great, LordH, and Zye [736/2180] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/17 01:57:44] GilbertErik, kinopu, and pfoley [342/1580] have team battled sjums_the_great, Adar, and Heisenberg [304/1843] and won! 0 days, 01:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 16:02:44] MadHatter [84/500] has challenged sjums_the_great [270/430] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[05/24/17 08:46:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 10:55:31 from level 68.
[05/24/17 18:28:22] womblecat [468/529] has challenged sjums_the_great [93/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:40:01 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/26/17 00:50:39] sjums_the_great and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 22:28:50] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:05 towards level 68.
[05/28/17 00:16:31] sjums_the_great and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 02:55:42] shymega [49/526] has come upon sjums_the_great [167/430] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:33:48 is added to shymega's clock.
[06/01/17 01:03:23] sjums_the_great and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 12:18:57] uhmmm, Xenthys, and Virtual [480/1767] have team battled sjums_the_great, sbp, and glorgamitch [227/1553] and won! 0 days, 05:47:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 14:34:44] sjums_the_great was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:09:02 from level 68.
[06/01/17 19:55:49] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:55 towards level 68.
[06/02/17 15:58:38] sjums_the_great and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 11:56:33] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:04 towards level 68.
[06/06/17 07:45:08] Bl4ckC0r3 [51/426] has challenged sjums_the_great [230/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[06/07/17 17:23:07] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:08:46 towards level 68.
[06/08/17 07:55:43] Oooooog [417/528] has come upon sjums_the_great [25/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:21:13 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[06/08/17 22:00:44] Brainiac, D.Va, and double [2020/2075] have team battled popey, MJ94, and sjums_the_great [1525/1708] and won! 2 days, 20:06:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 04:12:55] sjums_the_great and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 11:34:03] sjums_the_great and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 02:06:20] sjums_the_great, blizgerg, and Mirc0p [640/2098] have team battled mwhahaha, XJR-9, and Torgeir [1225/1611] and lost! 1 day, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/17 21:59:06] borsin [237/458] has come upon sjums_the_great [96/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:08 is removed from borsin's clock.
[06/12/17 11:43:52] Mateusz, Euronur, and m0shbear [2055/2183] have team battled mordac, Meta, and sjums_the_great [1058/2251] and won! 1 day, 06:45:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 20:18:28] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:35:42 towards level 68.
[06/15/17 00:13:21] sjums_the_great and Antium have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 00:51:18] sjums_the_great was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:11:43 from level 68.
[06/15/17 15:19:12] freeboson, Gizmokid2005, and blizgerg [2013/2832] have team battled Skyie, sjums_the_great, and soltys [932/1362] and won! 1 day, 04:41:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 20:01:27] vegadark, pfoley, and m0shbear [1337/1810] have team battled cirdan, sjums_the_great, and Evrial [716/1999] and won! 0 days, 14:46:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/17 05:02:46] pixelate [405/474] has come upon sjums_the_great [126/432] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:39:00 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[06/16/17 13:56:34] Zaratustra, sbp, and vox [377/2821] have team battled stvc, Asara, and sjums_the_great [1259/1965] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/17 03:38:46] sjums_the_great lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:52 from level 68.
[06/18/17 09:15:43] sjums_the_great and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 17:11:10] sjums_the_great and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/17 23:06:35] HeavyPodda, sjums_the_great, and Cameron_D [2324/2696] have team battled Antium, LordH, and Zaratustra [2457/2579] and lost! 0 days, 13:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 23:19:26] sjums_the_great, Adar, and Gatewayy [667/1808] have team battled vrillusions, astrutt, and Syloq [1360/1814] and lost! 1 day, 23:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 13:55:08] sjums_the_great and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/17 15:14:03] NoodleCake, Crazycatlady, and sjums_the_great [1493/1947] have team battled Antium, zid, and Ironhoof [1532/2389] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 02:31:14] sjums_the_great [92/432] has come upon basepi [698/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:35:42 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/24/17 10:00:46] AncalagonThBlack, theZoMBiE, and sjums_the_great [207/2073] have team battled Virtual, Pici, and Sundance [1365/2404] and lost! 2 days, 08:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 21:35:36] yano [35/430] has come upon sjums_the_great [233/432] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:18:15 is added to yano's clock.
[06/25/17 06:47:20] sjums_the_great [17/432] has come upon AbacusAvenger [523/869] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:16:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/27/17 03:50:14] Ephod [216/309] has come upon sjums_the_great [234/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:54 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/27/17 14:05:06] yano [151/430] has come upon sjums_the_great [263/432] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:09:39 is added to yano's clock.
[12/03/18 00:51:57] sjums_the_great ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:59 from level 68.
[12/03/18 12:11:14] sjums_the_great, IndigoTiger, and dakafal [2/1716] have team battled manish17xxx, GilbertErik, and Nistur [209/1925] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/18 22:26:47] shandor and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/18 01:38:10] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:00 towards level 68.
[12/04/18 08:31:32] sjums_the_great [223/432] has come upon kenyon [660/1391] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:37:36 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/05/18 17:32:58] Sundance [706/765] has challenged sjums_the_great [66/432] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:41:28 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[12/05/18 19:33:16] IdleMaster, sjums_the_great, and Ratigan [1352/1484] have team battled mwhahaha, Cameron_D, and lipek [2530/3816] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 14:37:44] tmberg [161/1050] has challenged sjums_the_great [350/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:44 is added to tmberg's clock.
[12/07/18 00:40:03] Crazycatlady [453/620] has challenged sjums_the_great [241/432] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:37:15 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/08/18 13:56:48] pfoley, Lemongrab, and IndigoTiger [2023/2533] have team battled sjums_the_great, MetaNova, and dwfreed [645/1919] and won! 3 days, 04:31:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/18 08:58:48] JensRex [1004/1102] has challenged sjums_the_great [227/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:38 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[12/10/18 14:08:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 3 days, 07:06:58 toward level 68.
[12/13/18 14:57:25] Xenthys [307/529] has challenged sjums_the_great [293/432] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:39:46 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/13/18 19:53:51] MiddlewareMonkey [0/13] has challenged sjums_the_great [271/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[12/14/18 04:23:14] sjums_the_great [258/432] has come upon allo [3/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:22:09 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/14/18 04:50:39] dindinx and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/18 20:53:19] sjums_the_great [196/432] has come upon Bolverk [138/246] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:05 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/15/18 02:05:51] ncarl747, brendan, sjums_the_great, and Xenthys have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/18 04:52:44] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:19 towards level 68.
[12/16/18 08:11:16] sjums_the_great [410/444] has challenged Tenorman [290/1055] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:41:03 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/17/18 18:56:11] Herb_Tarlek [230/882] has come upon sjums_the_great [145/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:44:29 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/17/18 21:20:50] BagelBites [287/510] has challenged sjums_the_great [154/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:33:17 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[12/18/18 13:44:39] sjums_the_great [82/446] has come upon TimWolla [727/827] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:12:36 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/19/18 02:42:48] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/18 04:50:36] nickware [534/908] has come upon sjums_the_great [77/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:14:55 is removed from nickware's clock.
[12/19/18 09:53:45] Jay_of_Delucia [28/400] has challenged sjums_the_great [424/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[12/20/18 02:43:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 22 days, 15:16:23 toward level 69.
[12/21/18 07:12:39] Comstock [122/207] has challenged sjums_the_great [369/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Comstock's clock.
[12/21/18 14:15:13] sjums_the_great bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:41:16 from level 69.
[12/22/18 17:37:38] strife [6/36] has challenged sjums_the_great [191/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to strife's clock.
[12/24/18 05:46:56] sunri5e, Agent86, and simple [1088/2916] have team battled D.Va, allo, and sjums_the_great [1396/1800] and lost! 6 days, 15:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/18 10:47:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 3 days, 02:04:18 toward level 69.
[12/25/18 00:36:38] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:25:17 from level 69.
[12/26/18 08:36:16] sjums_the_great slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sjums_the_great's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/18 05:14:17] sjums_the_great [18/442] has challenged TimWolla [99/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:25:13 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/27/18 05:57:27] autist [236/329] has challenged sjums_the_great [18/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from autist's clock.
[12/27/18 05:57:27] autist has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:59:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/27/18 12:58:11] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:52 towards level 69.
[12/27/18 22:18:15] Reilly [156/432] has challenged sjums_the_great [410/442] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:07:36 is added to Reilly's clock.
[12/28/18 05:47:45] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:34 towards level 69.
[12/28/18 10:34:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 02:55:46 from level 69.
[12/28/18 16:15:12] sjums_the_great [165/442] has come upon mordac [392/1265] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:37:49 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/29/18 00:22:06] Geela [178/709] has come upon sjums_the_great [307/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:14 is added to Geela's clock.
[12/29/18 18:43:25] simple, allo, and brendan [2250/3171] have team battled JensRex, sjums_the_great, and MetaNova [1899/2587] and won! 0 days, 02:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 14:33:13] sjums_the_great [400/442] has challenged D.Va [439/776] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/31/18 02:42:08] Comstock [15/414] has challenged sjums_the_great [393/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Comstock's clock.
[12/31/18 14:50:55] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:46 towards level 69.
[12/31/18 18:07:43] dclaw123, Reilly, and snakegums [136/1674] have team battled SpikeX, sjums_the_great, and Zaratustra [22/2482] and won! 0 days, 00:16:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 19:31:26] sjums_the_great [261/442] has come upon ncarl747 [251/802] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:32:25 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/01/19 11:44:24] Homme [25/265] has challenged sjums_the_great [432/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Homme's clock.
[01/01/19 14:06:03] bobvador, aismallard, and Cameron_D [2030/2962] have team battled sjums_the_great, alephnull, and simple [1838/2304] and won! 0 days, 12:27:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 22:45:58] sjums_the_great [435/442] has come upon LukeLR [486/650] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:47:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/03/19 03:53:10] sjums_the_great [3/442] has challenged FSM [389/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/03/19 23:00:34] psycho, MJ94, and bootdisk [2294/2375] have team battled Atan, sjums_the_great, and pants [1699/1937] and won! 2 days, 16:21:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/19 23:57:57] sjums_the_great [391/442] has challenged grooverider [986/1398] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:25:25 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/04/19 13:10:42] djm and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 19:02:28] sjums_the_great [189/442] has challenged Eldoreth [578/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:13:57 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/05/19 13:21:18] xit, Bradicus, and shandor [659/2366] have team battled xonic, sjums_the_great, and Xenthys [699/1391] and lost! 2 days, 22:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/19 18:13:28] sjums_the_great [228/442] has challenged agrajag [453/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:35:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/07/19 13:18:06] sjums_the_great [215/442] has challenged popey [8/418] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:32:27 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/08/19 11:23:32] psycho [260/426] has challenged sjums_the_great [104/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:40:38 is removed from psycho's clock.
[01/08/19 20:25:45] holloway [362/980] has challenged sjums_the_great [30/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:02 is removed from holloway's clock.
[01/09/19 06:51:20] sjums_the_great and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 16:36:26] sjums_the_great [256/442] has challenged holloway [263/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:17:52 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/11/19 22:57:51] Brady, DrJosh9000, and D.Va [1548/2228] have team battled sjums_the_great, Crazycatlady, and Nistur [1200/1859] and won! 0 days, 01:29:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 09:46:39] Mateusz [940/1050] has challenged sjums_the_great [220/442] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:38:53 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[01/13/19 17:33:58] yano [402/700] has come upon sjums_the_great [172/442] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:51:09 is removed from yano's clock.
[01/13/19 21:13:37] sjums_the_great and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 03:59:01] sjums_the_great [43/442] has challenged AbacusAvenger [555/889] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/14/19 05:36:38] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:50:45 from level 70.
[01/14/19 11:58:58] astropoint [582/866] has challenged sjums_the_great [270/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:49 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[01/14/19 13:33:22] loomysh [625/783] has challenged sjums_the_great [200/442] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[01/16/19 13:14:40] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:41:42 towards level 70.
[01/19/19 07:29:21] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:26:49 towards level 70.
[01/19/19 15:12:37] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:44:12 towards level 70.
[01/19/19 21:19:11] sjums_the_great ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:41:57 from level 70.
[01/22/19 15:29:19] sjums_the_great [417/452] has challenged ohnx [691/819] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:18:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/23/19 01:45:43] buksi [69/714] has challenged sjums_the_great [247/452] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to buksi's clock.
[01/23/19 02:37:13] HeavyPodda, woonack, and nickware [1381/2476] have team battled IdleMaster, crudd, and sjums_the_great [1697/2096] and lost! 1 day, 10:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 02:53:53] crysys [560/776] has come upon sjums_the_great [362/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:47:50 is removed from crysys's clock.
[01/23/19 10:31:35] TimWolla and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 11:52:50] sjums_the_great [92/452] has come upon kork [12/370] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:10:52 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/23/19 13:42:20] Flonk [142/902] has come upon sjums_the_great [308/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:44:28 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/24/19 13:14:07] brycec and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 03:26:19] Syloq and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 08:25:26] sjums_the_great [280/454] has come upon ohnx [806/819] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:20:52 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/26/19 00:54:26] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:02:27 towards level 70.
[01/26/19 08:29:37] sjums_the_great, Cameron_D, and Eiam [1673/2761] have team battled suterismus, BagelBites, and allo [594/2267] and won! 5 days, 03:11:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 18:57:42] sjums_the_great [347/454] has challenged Pici [785/1164] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:43:41 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/28/19 22:03:52] sjums_the_great [52/454] has challenged Milquetoast [789/1006] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:04:57 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/30/19 04:20:11] zankore [921/1043] has come upon sjums_the_great [198/454] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:34:40 is removed from zankore's clock.
[01/30/19 16:13:39] damyan [164/872] has challenged sjums_the_great [378/454] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:35:21 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/29/19 02:41:23] Equinox, Reilly, and ishanyx [612/1534] have team battled sjums_the_great, bigjay, and Bahhumbug [47/2828] and won! 0 days, 05:01:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/19 03:02:03] Mars, DrJosh9000, and MiddlewareMonkey [338/2514] have team battled sjums_the_great, grooverider, and Nechayev [665/2663] and lost! 0 days, 23:59:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/19 21:54:16] niko [556/810] has come upon sjums_the_great [316/454] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:07:10 is removed from niko's clock.
[05/30/19 06:01:05] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:33 towards level 70.
[05/30/19 09:54:29] alephnull [423/781] has challenged sjums_the_great [0/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:56 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[05/30/19 17:18:13] dxrt, grooverider, and Geela [460/3103] have team battled sjums_the_great, Sixbierehomme, and strife [1485/1702] and lost! 5 days, 13:48:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/19 14:06:23] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:22:31 towards level 70.
[06/03/19 02:04:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 00:19:19 from level 70.
[06/03/19 14:23:39] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:03 towards level 70.
[06/03/19 18:49:13] Everyman, sheu, and waifu [370/2321] have team battled Mateusz, sjums_the_great, and MiddlewareMonkey [758/2341] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/19 16:19:29] dindinx and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 21:24:01] sjums_the_great, bisco, and TimWolla [9/2169] have team battled Agent86, ilbelkyr, and bebbet [1227/2305] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/19 01:58:44] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:55 towards level 70.
[06/07/19 01:08:30] sjums_the_great, Clearcasting, and blizgerg [767/2447] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, borsin, and khmerboy [1896/2181] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/19 04:37:46] Sundance [284/548] has challenged sjums_the_great [70/454] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:34:09 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[06/07/19 10:39:14] Heisenberg [10/733] has challenged sjums_the_great [422/454] in combat and lost! 9 days, 01:07:31 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/19 23:34:19] Nofew [264/862] has come upon sjums_the_great [231/454] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:01:47 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[06/08/19 14:47:42] Tor [944/1236] has challenged sjums_the_great [244/454] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from Tor's clock.
[06/09/19 05:06:19] FSM and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/19 15:35:37] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:56 towards level 70.
[06/13/19 18:39:29] SCSi [381/743] has challenged sjums_the_great [403/454] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to SCSi's clock.
[06/13/19 19:56:21] strife, sjums_the_great, and MadMan [612/2037] have team battled aismallard, alephnull, and darkmage [1455/2768] and lost! 1 day, 03:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/19 03:23:55] sjums_the_great [86/454] has come upon LordH [522/1117] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:33:52 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/16/19 11:55:26] Reilly, ishanyx, and sjums_the_great [1159/1696] have team battled GilbertErik, elf, and brycec [582/3099] and won! 3 days, 16:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/19 12:46:27] CornFly [99/1140] has come upon sjums_the_great [297/454] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:07:53 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/16/19 15:39:12] Majak and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/19 21:23:52] phraktyl [148/275] has challenged sjums_the_great [413/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[06/17/19 23:10:47] Scornn and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/19 11:10:34] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:41 from level 70.
[06/20/19 07:09:11] Kerri [223/350] has challenged sjums_the_great [35/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from Kerri's clock.
[06/21/19 19:30:44] Curious_Onion, astropoint, allo, and sjums_the_great have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/19 00:23:47] shandor and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 19:49:59] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:51 towards level 70.
[06/24/19 14:24:42] Pici and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 20:10:23] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:26 towards level 70.
[06/25/19 16:14:02] sjums_the_great [306/454] has come upon butlerian [235/454] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:02 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/26/19 12:46:17] sjums_the_great [476/479] has challenged L [549/558] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/26/19 19:58:54] sjums_the_great [190/479] has come upon Lemongrab [353/1020] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:17:24 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/26/19 21:54:49] sjums_the_great [86/479] has come upon ncarl747 [268/821] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:19:41 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/28/19 06:03:50] Sixbierehomme and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 13:04:08] sjums_the_great, MaryMaid, and GilbertErik [1712/1758] have team battled csssuf, LapTop006, and AbacusAvenger [776/2144] and won! 0 days, 08:51:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 21:22:43] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:42:09 towards level 71.
[06/29/19 21:44:24] sjums_the_great and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 14:35:08] Kropotkin [389/588] has challenged sjums_the_great [89/479] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:53:14 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[07/01/19 05:00:33] grooverider, Reilly, and Antium [946/2548] have team battled sjums_the_great, Sundance, and ishanyx [1068/1828] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 18:37:25] sjums_the_great, alephnull, and butlerian [1542/1755] have team battled Syloq, Andries, and M144 [1619/1913] and lost! 2 days, 06:09:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 19:56:33] gdm, phraktyl, and brendan [627/2061] have team battled ToHellWithGA, xmj, and sjums_the_great [1410/1820] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 21:43:20] sjums_the_great [145/479] has come upon Lemongrab [426/1020] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:39:42 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/02/19 23:50:00] xayto [343/769] has challenged sjums_the_great [311/479] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from xayto's clock.
[07/03/19 02:34:41] sjums_the_great and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 07:19:35] canton7 [194/995] has come upon sjums_the_great [449/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:48:31 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/03/19 12:06:19] Globalirc [130/906] has challenged sjums_the_great [92/479] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:34:26 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[07/04/19 04:34:38] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:31:21 towards level 71.
[07/05/19 09:16:16] Heisenberg [157/739] has challenged sjums_the_great [103/479] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:21:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[07/05/19 09:16:16] Heisenberg has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 9 days, 11:18:01 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/06/19 11:03:50] sjums_the_great [132/479] has come upon JensRex [353/1226] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:45:38 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/06/19 18:23:44] sjums_the_great [115/479] has challenged GilbertErik [304/852] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:25:31 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/07/19 10:13:38] freeboson [512/985] has challenged sjums_the_great [226/479] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:18:08 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/10/19 19:46:47] Reilly, AngryParsley, and Everyman [745/2366] have team battled J, sjums_the_great, and Ttech [1147/2975] and lost! 0 days, 15:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/19 15:25:58] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:53:54 towards level 71.
[07/14/19 07:28:57] allo, FSM, and Andries [1674/1993] have team battled bebbet, ncarl747, and sjums_the_great [944/1843] and won! 1 day, 00:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 10:38:24] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:03 towards level 71.
[07/14/19 15:05:23] sjums_the_great [397/479] has challenged waifu [960/998] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:24:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/14/19 16:11:04] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:07 towards level 71.
[07/14/19 18:12:07] sjums_the_great [443/479] has come upon Zyphyr [36/410] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:31:50 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/15/19 11:00:56] rxcomm, sjums_the_great, and Jay_of_Delucia [397/2341] have team battled micah, dax, and apiw [168/2170] and won! 0 days, 23:20:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 21:15:40] womblecat [315/659] has come upon sjums_the_great [281/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:43:41 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[07/17/19 19:29:00] sjums_the_great [399/479] has come upon woonack [372/699] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:30:41 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/18/19 06:17:30] damyan, sjums_the_great, and Globalirc [2254/2485] have team battled FSM, Reilly, and bebbet [786/1820] and won! 7 days, 10:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/19 15:40:21] sigmg [72/805] has come upon sjums_the_great [122/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:55:38 is added to sigmg's clock.
[07/20/19 01:34:29] csssuf [223/666] has challenged sjums_the_great [438/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:57 is added to csssuf's clock.
[07/21/19 14:41:30] sjums_the_great set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:52:41 from level 71.
[07/21/19 23:04:34] Sundance and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 02:47:35] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:26 towards level 71.
[07/22/19 20:49:14] sjums_the_great [210/479] has challenged niko [360/810] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:07:12 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/24/19 07:33:49] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:41 towards level 71.
[07/24/19 12:37:39] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:01:52 towards level 71.
[07/25/19 03:48:03] Curious_Onion [265/658] has come upon sjums_the_great [468/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:08 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[07/25/19 11:33:04] Velyn, suterismus, and himuraken [138/2655] have team battled tmberg, anarcat, and sjums_the_great [131/2515] and won! 0 days, 20:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 21:35:54] Killerkid, yano, and sjums_the_great [4/2079] have team battled womblecat, gdm, and dax [1131/1804] and lost! 3 days, 02:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/19 17:00:34] Heisenberg and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 11:29:54] Zaratustra and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 19:34:13] Crazycatlady and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 23:50:39] Cameron_D [64/1618] has come upon sjums_the_great [279/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:05:12 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[07/30/19 13:22:38] sjums_the_great [261/479] has come upon zankore [793/1044] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:34:52 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/31/19 23:51:23] apiw, lipek, and Syloq [2164/2775] have team battled Chuck, dkorhonen, and sjums_the_great [1590/1593] and won! 7 days, 02:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 11:26:03] Xenofex, csssuf, and sjums_the_great [1113/2012] have team battled zid, Nechayev, and crudd [2279/2624] and lost! 0 days, 21:09:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/19 20:09:44] canton7 [692/1002] has come upon sjums_the_great [262/479] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:26:07 is removed from canton7's clock.
[08/02/19 15:39:24] sjums_the_great saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:22:40 from level 71.
[08/03/19 03:30:47] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:55 towards level 71.
[08/03/19 11:32:32] sjums_the_great, manish17xxx, and DrJosh9000 [1424/1872] have team battled idlerpgww, aismallard, and djm [1911/2547] and lost! 1 day, 14:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/19 03:58:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 3 days, 03:43:54 toward level 71.
[08/04/19 10:56:37] pants [198/1157] has challenged sjums_the_great [324/479] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:39:49 is added to pants's clock.
[08/05/19 05:28:51] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:35 from level 71.
[08/05/19 06:22:27] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:41 towards level 71.
[08/05/19 11:42:29] astropoint [703/931] has come upon sjums_the_great [410/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:32:24 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[08/05/19 20:30:22] sjums_the_great and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/19 05:05:49] sjums_the_great [95/479] has challenged neurospex [795/1305] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:11 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/07/19 21:14:42] KeboDK [320/704] has challenged sjums_the_great [326/479] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:02:42 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/09/19 14:23:32] sjums_the_great [291/479] has challenged bigjay [659/1492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:17 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/09/19 20:11:05] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:52 towards level 71.
[08/10/19 00:15:34] sjums_the_great [382/479] has challenged Beavis [987/1148] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/12/19 08:59:04] TauPan, sjums_the_great, and Sharky4 [1161/1730] have team battled dwfreed, Roxana, and TimWolla [1435/2686] and lost! 3 days, 23:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/19 17:18:51] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:09:58 towards level 72.
[08/13/19 17:43:02] crudd [104/822] has come upon sjums_the_great [450/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:28:30 is added to crudd's clock.
[08/14/19 06:28:07] Majak and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/19 14:18:42] jvoisin and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 07:53:12] PiotrekD [106/789] has challenged sjums_the_great [132/479] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:31:58 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[08/17/19 18:05:42] Elgo [155/570] has challenged sjums_the_great [394/479] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:40:51 is added to Elgo's clock.
[08/18/19 02:07:26] sjums_the_great [150/479] has challenged Zaratustra [856/1172] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:17:30 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/18/19 05:32:02] everbrew [111/702] has come upon sjums_the_great [321/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:14 is added to everbrew's clock.
[08/18/19 19:52:04] m1rror [46/215] has challenged sjums_the_great [259/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to m1rror's clock.
[08/19/19 17:39:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 22:42:36 from level 72.
[08/20/19 04:24:46] max, djm, sjums_the_great, and double have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/19 06:37:54] nawcom [365/453] has come upon sjums_the_great [73/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:05:45 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[08/21/19 00:01:25] elbie and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/19 23:57:27] sjums_the_great was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:11:13 from level 72.
[10/08/19 21:42:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 3 days, 21:34:17 toward level 72.
[10/12/19 14:34:14] sjums_the_great and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/19 19:33:17] sjums_the_great [281/479] has come upon Pici [462/1358] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:55:07 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/13/19 15:19:19] sjums_the_great [271/479] has come upon Bradicus [278/948] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:11:44 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/13/19 23:33:05] Mars [964/1260] has come upon sjums_the_great [291/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:15:26 is removed from Mars's clock.
[10/14/19 05:02:22] sjums_the_great [399/479] has come upon Reilly [434/473] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:28:33 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/15/19 13:11:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 29 days, 17:16:40 toward level 72.
[10/15/19 15:31:20] Lemelisk [232/1361] has challenged sjums_the_great [161/479] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:41:18 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/18/19 02:17:34] sjums_the_great fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:48:08 from level 72.
[10/19/19 02:13:34] sjums_the_great has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:40:29 from level 72.
[10/19/19 02:54:29] ToHellWithGA [788/1022] has come upon sjums_the_great [448/479] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:38 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/20/19 21:45:25] sjums_the_great and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/19 21:01:01] sjums_the_great and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 00:39:30] sjums_the_great and borsin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/19 17:41:07] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:55 towards level 72.
[10/22/19 20:11:44] MiddlewareMonkey [927/949] has challenged sjums_the_great [300/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:30:04 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[10/22/19 20:54:47] suterismus [757/1357] has come upon sjums_the_great [120/479] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:45:41 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/23/19 02:34:34] sjums_the_great [362/479] has come upon theZoMBiE [76/445] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:59:27 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/24/19 06:53:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 3 days, 23:28:44 toward level 72.
[10/25/19 09:26:08] sjums_the_great [302/489] has challenged Nechayev [319/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:09:04 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/25/19 14:52:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 10:05:16 toward level 72.
[10/26/19 08:45:34] crysys [226/896] has come upon sjums_the_great [141/489] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:07:54 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/27/19 07:06:45] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:55 towards level 72.
[10/27/19 12:47:43] sjums_the_great [354/489] has come upon SlowRiot [503/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:10 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/27/19 18:35:33] sjums_the_great misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:04 from level 72.
[10/28/19 13:06:51] sjums_the_great [476/489] has challenged SirMonkeybox [166/523] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:36:02 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/29/19 01:18:27] zid [190/953] has challenged sjums_the_great [414/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:35:25 is added to zid's clock.
[10/29/19 08:03:06] bootdisk [520/658] has come upon sjums_the_great [151/489] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:26:47 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[10/29/19 21:40:58] sjums_the_great [422/489] has come upon idlerpgww [769/1030] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:31:18 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/30/19 03:07:15] sjums_the_great, Psilocybe, and kenyon [1177/2357] have team battled IdleMaster, SCSi, and Ratigan [1353/2300] and lost! 4 days, 15:15:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/19 05:13:33] Varjatticus, L, and sunri5e [1360/2423] have team battled Syloq, sjums_the_great, and theZoMBiE [1136/1544] and won! 0 days, 10:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 23:10:30] jawsh [372/385] has challenged sjums_the_great [487/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to jawsh's clock.
[11/01/19 13:54:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 6 days, 14:51:00 toward level 73.
[11/03/19 21:03:08] sjums_the_great [261/489] has come upon elbie [432/947] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:10:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/03/19 23:41:24] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:01:45 towards level 73.
[11/04/19 05:37:10] sjums_the_great [308/489] has come upon Syloq [221/610] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:22:36 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/04/19 20:04:43] h00k [68/756] has come upon sjums_the_great [216/489] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:32:26 is added to h00k's clock.
[11/05/19 07:59:21] Brainiac [350/817] has challenged sjums_the_great [479/489] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:00:59 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[11/05/19 11:12:34] xonic, bookworm, sjums_the_great, and TheDeadlyDandy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/19 12:54:48] mwhahaha, buyoq, and Andries [1690/1909] have team battled soltys, bookworm, and sjums_the_great [143/1764] and won! 0 days, 12:52:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/19 04:16:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 5 days, 12:25:46 toward level 73.
[11/08/19 13:55:13] bookworm, brendan, and sjums_the_great [602/2287] have team battled L, simple, and CornFly [2335/2955] and lost! 3 days, 10:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 09:27:51] aismallard [489/801] has challenged sjums_the_great [367/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:35:37 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[11/11/19 05:17:46] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:05:19 from level 73.
[11/11/19 12:42:52] sjums_the_great and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 17:07:20] rxcomm, sjums_the_great, Nechayev, and SCSi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/19 19:41:29] sjums_the_great [185/489] has challenged Tor [216/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/13/19 03:57:51] The_Joker, wMw, and csssuf [509/2045] have team battled mwhahaha, sjums_the_great, and Tenorman [971/2659] and lost! 2 days, 01:05:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/19 05:07:38] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:25 towards level 73.
[11/15/19 11:04:20] Reilly [145/464] has come upon sjums_the_great [162/489] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:19:14 is added to Reilly's clock.
[11/16/19 12:07:15] sjums_the_great and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 15:59:41] bavi [266/524] has challenged sjums_the_great [287/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:29 is added to bavi's clock.
[11/17/19 06:42:09] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:18 towards level 73.
[11/17/19 09:52:53] Sharky4, sjums_the_great, and suterismus [523/2976] have team battled Mars, ToHellWithGA, and buyoq [389/2839] and won! 0 days, 07:14:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 17:31:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 2 days, 06:03:14 toward level 73.
[11/17/19 19:05:42] sjums_the_great was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:17 from level 73.
[11/18/19 03:30:20] sheu [163/576] has come upon sjums_the_great [237/489] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:13:51 is added to sheu's clock.
[11/18/19 11:06:56] sjums_the_great and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 17:16:57] golgy [471/891] has challenged sjums_the_great [444/489] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:37:39 is removed from golgy's clock.
[11/19/19 23:27:06] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:14 towards level 73.
[11/20/19 20:44:50] sjums_the_great [250/497] has challenged lipek [1004/1400] in combat and lost! 8 days, 23:39:04 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/20/19 23:10:08] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:25:53 towards level 74.
[11/21/19 07:00:06] Desspugne, PlasmaStar, and sjums_the_great [852/1975] have team battled Majak, JensRex, and Mateusz [2976/3217] and lost! 1 day, 14:41:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/19 12:26:57] DrJosh9000 [216/598] has challenged sjums_the_great [258/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:52:00 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[11/21/19 19:52:55] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:30:08 towards level 74.
[11/21/19 21:23:25] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:08:59 towards level 74.
[11/22/19 01:23:23] MiddlewareMonkey [77/963] has come upon sjums_the_great [10/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:15:00 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/22/19 22:56:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 4 days, 21:45:44 toward level 74.
[11/25/19 04:53:41] MrGlass, simple, and sjums_the_great [1274/2382] have team battled Xenofex, double, and PlasmaStar [352/2645] and won! 9 days, 01:30:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 20:07:35] Tor, phraktyl, and womblecat [1069/2539] have team battled macen64, yano, and sjums_the_great [242/1116] and won! 2 days, 06:33:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 01:37:22] sjums_the_great [124/497] has come upon djm [627/1002] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:50:39 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/26/19 09:41:41] sjums_the_great [435/497] has come upon khmerboy [3/769] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:30:36 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/26/19 22:59:57] sjums_the_great was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:52:37 from level 74.
[11/27/19 01:16:29] xork, sjums_the_great, and Atan [791/1428] have team battled PlasmaStar, Xenthys, and gdm [362/1959] and won! 0 days, 00:53:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/19 06:06:54] sunri5e, Yuhno, sjums_the_great, and JuanMaestro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/19 08:07:25] sc_ [464/573] has challenged sjums_the_great [324/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:56:08 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[11/28/19 09:25:48] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:28 towards level 74.
[11/29/19 00:17:51] sjums_the_great [379/497] has challenged zid [350/959] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:43:32 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/29/19 10:59:49] datdus, TheresusPheronor, and fattrat [1930/2042] have team battled Lemelisk, sjums_the_great, and brendan [3195/3254] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/19 14:54:56] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:27 towards level 74.
[11/30/19 21:42:08] Dyntra [244/427] has come upon sjums_the_great [86/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:33:18 is removed from Dyntra's clock.
[12/01/19 21:29:22] CornFly, sjums_the_great, and woonack [1010/2567] have team battled Iceman, alephnull, and Dyntra [387/2352] and won! 1 day, 14:39:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 11:46:59] sjums_the_great [71/497] has come upon Ttech [883/1965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:22:22 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/02/19 12:47:19] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:55 towards level 74.
[12/02/19 16:39:42] sjums_the_great [225/497] has challenged bootdisk [190/658] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:47:14 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/02/19 16:39:42] In the fierce battle, bootdisk dropped their level 51 shield! sjums_the_great picks it up, tossing their old level 27 shield to bootdisk.
[12/02/19 17:39:56] Lnk [560/1035] has challenged sjums_the_great [201/523] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:52:56 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/03/19 05:08:09] darkmage, phraktyl, and Ttech [844/4004] have team battled PlasmaStar, Notir, and sjums_the_great [796/1674] and won! 0 days, 08:03:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 16:45:29] suterismus [695/1389] has come upon sjums_the_great [440/523] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:03:12 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[12/05/19 23:44:52] Fjord [61/270] has challenged sjums_the_great [60/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:12 is removed from Fjord's clock.
[12/06/19 00:22:17] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:23 towards level 74.
[12/06/19 02:35:03] sjums_the_great [136/523] has come upon WallIdl [70/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:54:55 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/06/19 18:48:07] Sharky4, Nistur, and mordac [572/3251] have team battled Roxana, sjums_the_great, and Atan [2067/2508] and lost! 1 day, 20:37:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/19 20:44:01] Desspugne, loomysh, and Andries [706/2305] have team battled allo, KH405, and sjums_the_great [1673/1787] and lost! 2 days, 03:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/19 08:37:43] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:59 towards level 74.
[12/07/19 08:47:40] MJ94 and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 01:39:28] soltys, pfoley, and PlasmaStar [829/2391] have team battled JensRex, sjums_the_great, and sheu [1083/2420] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/19 08:58:29] dindinx [326/816] has come upon sjums_the_great [426/523] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:15:22 is added to dindinx's clock.
[12/09/19 10:54:35] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:10 towards level 74.
[12/10/19 20:51:42] sjums_the_great [79/523] has come upon allo [15/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:24:34 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/11/19 01:32:28] sjums_the_great [97/523] has challenged ishanyx [582/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:17 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/11/19 08:28:56] sjums_the_great, Beavis, and DrJosh9000 [749/2425] have team battled lakwatsero, xonic, and ncarl747 [1931/1954] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 19:16:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 1 day, 05:52:46 toward level 74.
[12/11/19 20:57:34] idlerpgww and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 01:27:03] sjums_the_great [126/523] has challenged sc_ [118/590] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:00:40 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/13/19 06:43:40] sjums_the_great and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 16:32:36] Sharky4 [544/1122] has challenged sjums_the_great [313/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:57 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[12/14/19 08:13:43] sjums_the_great EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:23:40 from level 75.
[12/14/19 18:10:16] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:16:45 towards level 75.
[12/14/19 22:33:17] Lemelisk, Mirc0p, and yano [2322/2735] have team battled TheresusPheronor, sjums_the_great, and Xenofex [730/1912] and won! 0 days, 03:16:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 22:49:27] Bahhumbug [666/909] has come upon sjums_the_great [261/523] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:28:36 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[12/15/19 10:45:11] sjums_the_great [446/523] has challenged kenyon [1082/1175] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:31:12 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/15/19 22:48:04] sjums_the_great [48/523] has challenged buyoq [356/547] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:40:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/16/19 11:52:21] Nofew, TimWolla, and blizgerg [2930/3144] have team battled sjums_the_great, GilbertErik, and dindinx [739/2103] and won! 3 days, 07:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/19 13:20:45] PiotrekD [664/1004] has challenged sjums_the_great [230/528] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:46:54 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[12/18/19 22:50:21] sjums_the_great and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/19 22:53:46] Asara and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/19 06:14:57] Birdbones [891/1359] has come upon sjums_the_great [65/528] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:37:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[12/20/19 03:58:21] mordac, sjums_the_great, and Heisenberg [532/2602] have team battled L, h00k, and Nistur [731/2391] and lost! 2 days, 00:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/19 19:38:03] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:13 towards level 75.
[12/22/19 09:46:44] MadMan [297/1304] has challenged sjums_the_great [517/528] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:23:09 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/24/19 15:01:56] Birdbones, soltys, and djm [699/3264] have team battled CornFly, sjums_the_great, and astropoint [2647/2703] and lost! 0 days, 12:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/19 05:01:55] Beavis [781/1147] has challenged sjums_the_great [188/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:10:58 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[12/25/19 21:28:30] Heisenberg and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 07:48:41] Varjatticus and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 10:26:29] sjums_the_great [275/528] has come upon sigmg [612/787] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:14:35 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/26/19 14:25:28] sjums_the_great and Tor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 02:58:03] GipsyPureGold, sjums_the_great, and unicron [583/1990] have team battled alephnull, Beefcan, and i3d [1319/1755] and lost! 3 days, 23:32:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 07:53:39] Yuhno [274/660] has come upon sjums_the_great [142/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:48:09 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[12/27/19 17:51:09] sjums_the_great [124/528] has come upon neurospex [218/1350] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:17:11 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/28/19 10:19:19] sjums_the_great [288/528] has challenged Bahhumbug [355/925] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:04:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/29/19 15:31:16] Chuck [387/749] has come upon sjums_the_great [352/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:24:07 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[12/31/19 01:37:24] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:58:29 from level 75.
[01/01/20 06:10:01] sjums_the_great [171/528] has come upon tmberg [1325/1625] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:04:17 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/02/20 04:34:45] Ironhoof [157/1257] has come upon sjums_the_great [178/528] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:08:09 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[01/02/20 18:08:38] phraktyl, algernon, and canton7 [966/2545] have team battled damyan, jvoisin, and sjums_the_great [2506/2678] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/20 13:15:22] Majak [679/811] has challenged sjums_the_great [241/528] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:36:08 is removed from Majak's clock.
[01/08/20 07:41:48] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:20:11 towards level 75.
[01/08/20 15:00:41] TimWolla and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 16:33:52] djm and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 01:55:28] IdleMaster, Desspugne, MetaNova, and sjums_the_great have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/20 07:30:33] sjums_the_great [107/528] has challenged borsin [591/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:19:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/10/20 12:31:40] sjums_the_great [125/528] has challenged Nistur [586/826] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:11:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/11/20 13:34:05] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:44 towards level 75.
[01/12/20 16:45:08] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:59 towards level 75.
[01/12/20 17:46:03] sjums_the_great [157/528] has challenged neurospex [1179/1350] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:52:45 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/13/20 14:08:16] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:41:19 towards level 75.
[01/14/20 09:53:04] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:40:35 towards level 75.
[01/16/20 07:01:06] sjums_the_great [79/528] has come upon Susumurata [107/579] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:23:40 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/16/20 11:26:29] Forud and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 14:47:14] max and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/20 13:01:03] brendan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 02:11:40] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:08 towards level 75.
[01/18/20 04:20:35] sjums_the_great [522/528] has challenged m0shbear [16/1205] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:34:12 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/19/20 16:36:03] darkmage [461/1339] has come upon sjums_the_great [141/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:46:50 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[01/21/20 05:35:59] Muirrum [437/523] has come upon sjums_the_great [92/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:10:13 is removed from Muirrum's clock.
[01/21/20 06:11:08] sjums_the_great [284/528] has come upon sc_ [7/613] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:53:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/21/20 07:38:48] sjums_the_great [465/528] has challenged astropoint [406/952] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:59:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/21/20 12:19:22] lipek, bigjay, and soltys [153/3787] have team battled idlerpgww, sjums_the_great, and Asara [836/2204] and lost! 1 day, 04:41:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/20 15:17:04] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:54 towards level 75.
[01/23/20 03:05:23] PlasmaStar, sjums_the_great, and RedW [1855/2173] have team battled rxcomm, Beefcan, and Ratigan [2072/2704] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/20 15:21:44] Elgo, Mithkabob, and algernon [1450/1797] have team battled anarcat, RBecker, and sjums_the_great [488/2076] and won! 0 days, 08:09:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 21:17:44] mik [212/307] has challenged sjums_the_great [204/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:44 is removed from mik's clock.
[01/27/20 23:15:54] sjums_the_great [33/528] has challenged Zyphyr [601/645] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/28/20 12:58:14] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:09:20 from level 76.
[01/28/20 15:54:50] sjums_the_great [368/528] has come upon Reilly [120/553] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:18:39 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/29/20 03:54:06] sjums_the_great [328/528] has come upon HeavyPodda [629/929] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:40:25 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/29/20 10:42:29] sjums_the_great [374/528] has come upon Pici [874/1290] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 03:15:06 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/29/20 23:30:40] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:26:12 towards level 76.
[01/30/20 15:05:42] tms [52/237] has challenged sjums_the_great [273/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to tms's clock.
[02/01/20 06:42:30] ncarl747 [802/859] has challenged sjums_the_great [422/528] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:39:32 is removed from ncarl747's clock.
[02/01/20 22:46:28] sjums_the_great [343/528] has challenged irix [357/875] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:20:32 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/02/20 05:05:00] PiotrekD, skarlso, and AngryParsley [732/2751] have team battled sjums_the_great, Birdbones, and Globalirc [1653/2758] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/20 12:57:52] yano [117/608] has come upon sjums_the_great [239/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:45:57 is added to yano's clock.
[02/03/20 09:40:25] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:53:51 towards level 76.
[02/03/20 11:32:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 30 days, 14:53:43 toward level 76.
[02/03/20 20:00:33] borsin [125/665] has come upon sjums_the_great [121/528] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:07:55 is removed from borsin's clock.
[02/03/20 23:58:47] sjums_the_great [64/528] has challenged darkmage [537/1350] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:39:48 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/06/20 01:35:28] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:02:18 from level 76.
[02/06/20 21:53:02] sjums_the_great [230/528] has come upon damyan [1129/1254] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:12:51 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/08/20 17:29:13] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:58:12 towards level 76.
[02/09/20 13:33:32] sjums_the_great [328/528] has challenged KH405 [526/544] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:22:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/09/20 19:39:22] sjums_the_great was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:51:14 from level 76.
[02/09/20 19:51:25] jbroome [379/1034] has come upon sjums_the_great [446/528] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:49:27 is added to jbroome's clock.
[02/10/20 05:37:47] crysys [568/882] has challenged sjums_the_great [128/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:10 is removed from crysys's clock.
[02/10/20 05:37:47] crysys has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 11 days, 04:09:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/10/20 08:54:58] sjums_the_great tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:06:59 towards level 76.
[02/10/20 12:33:52] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:43:30 from level 76.
[02/10/20 22:58:27] Heisenberg, el, and alephnull [1294/3293] have team battled MrGlass, Beefcan, and sjums_the_great [1902/1913] and lost! 3 days, 07:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/20 19:00:10] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:35:05 towards level 76.
[02/12/20 16:53:33] borsin [419/665] has come upon sjums_the_great [98/528] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:37:16 is removed from borsin's clock.
[02/13/20 10:06:21] SirMonkeybox and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/20 02:23:59] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:31:11 from level 76.
[02/16/20 14:33:14] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:55:25 towards level 76.
[02/17/20 08:19:45] sjums_the_great [424/528] has challenged sairis [221/332] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:45:59 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/18/20 15:44:47] sjums_the_great [262/528] has come upon Birdbones [259/1362] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:52:13 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/19/20 07:35:52] AncalagonThBlack [716/794] has come upon sjums_the_great [264/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:48 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[02/19/20 17:20:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 27 days, 07:30:28 toward level 76.
[02/20/20 10:34:22] ToHellWithGA, bigjay, sjums_the_great, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/20 14:48:53] sjums_the_great [474/528] has come upon RBecker [58/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:13:28 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/21/20 16:14:14] sjums_the_great [164/528] has come upon brendan [1256/1354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/22/20 00:11:33] dindinx and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/20 03:48:15] sjums_the_great [51/528] has challenged Misza [1150/1351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:41 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/22/20 14:27:40] dindinx [594/786] has come upon sjums_the_great [86/528] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 17:17:58 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[02/23/20 02:18:42] ilbelkyr [683/1061] has challenged sjums_the_great [363/528] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:14:01 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/23/20 13:37:13] anarcat [643/690] has come upon sjums_the_great [156/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:48:30 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[02/24/20 05:24:42] sjums_the_great [218/528] has challenged elbie [105/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:17 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/24/20 05:24:42] In the fierce battle, elbie dropped their level 42 set of leggings! sjums_the_great picks it up, tossing their old level 36 set of leggings to elbie.
[02/24/20 05:49:03] sjums_the_great [517/534] has come upon SlimeDiamond [64/470] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:37 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/24/20 08:01:03] sjums_the_great [373/534] has come upon max [257/1017] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:10 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/24/20 09:13:47] sjums_the_great and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/20 21:33:52] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:26 towards level 76.
[02/25/20 06:34:23] sjums_the_great [588/805] has challenged IdleMaster [654/801] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:36:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/25/20 20:33:33] sjums_the_great [797/805] has challenged RBecker [527/858] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:50:14 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/26/20 09:11:07] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:57:09 towards level 77.
[02/26/20 21:47:25] sjums_the_great, Nofew, and NeonMobile [690/1708] have team battled lavamind, StalkR, and PiotrekD [1335/2261] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/20 18:05:53] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:41:48 towards level 77.
[02/29/20 02:34:26] sjums_the_great [502/805] has come upon JensRex [915/1349] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:32:40 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/02/20 10:13:09] sjums_the_great and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/20 06:35:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 26 days, 07:01:56 toward level 77.
[03/05/20 06:00:03] sjums_the_great [692/805] has challenged SCSi [613/825] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:37:12 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/06/20 08:00:38] Noxwaste [510/569] has come upon sjums_the_great [306/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:23:33 is removed from Noxwaste's clock.
[03/08/20 17:29:25] grooverider [234/1513] has come upon sjums_the_great [393/805] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:32 is added to grooverider's clock.
[03/09/20 00:14:53] fear, Pici, and sjums_the_great [1187/2267] have team battled brendan, soltys, and MetaNova [794/3283] and won! 0 days, 00:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/20 00:20:57] sjums_the_great has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:28 from level 77.
[03/10/20 04:24:27] sjums_the_great [244/805] has come upon unicron [30/872] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:48:16 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/10/20 13:59:07] sjums_the_great [425/805] has come upon lavamind [645/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:44:23 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/10/20 15:21:31] lavamind, Andries, and sjums_the_great [1998/2140] have team battled djm, Syloq, and algernon [2232/2430] and lost! 1 day, 02:01:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/20 08:13:13] maligned [210/567] has challenged sjums_the_great [626/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to maligned's clock.
[03/11/20 13:51:26] zid, TauPan, and Xenofex [592/2247] have team battled Iceman, GilbertErik, and sjums_the_great [1295/2573] and lost! 1 day, 05:52:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/20 02:29:58] RBecker, Asara, and NeonMobile [145/1942] have team battled lakwatsero, sjums_the_great, and Reilly [156/1764] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/20 04:35:32] sjums_the_great [153/805] has come upon brycec [532/1190] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:55 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/17/20 13:16:05] sairis [119/351] has challenged sjums_the_great [348/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:47 is added to sairis's clock.
[03/17/20 17:58:08] sjums_the_great saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:36 from level 77.
[03/18/20 07:19:55] bisco [414/1044] has challenged sjums_the_great [213/805] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:11:21 is removed from bisco's clock.
[03/18/20 07:19:55] bisco has dealt sjums_the_great a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:38:31 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/18/20 18:05:18] Lnk [67/1010] has come upon sjums_the_great [504/805] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:13:42 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/18/20 19:56:06] sjums_the_great [734/805] has come upon JensRex [373/1268] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:30 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/18/20 20:22:26] sjums_the_great [182/805] has come upon JensRex [24/1268] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:39 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/19/20 01:59:44] sjums_the_great [833/970] has challenged skarlso [442/792] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/19/20 16:27:33] bisco, neurospex, and Brady [2969/3456] have team battled skarlso, alephnull, and sjums_the_great [2327/2971] and won! 2 days, 04:22:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/20 08:37:22] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:13:11 towards level 78.
[03/20/20 13:55:05] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:35:10 towards level 78.
[03/20/20 14:31:27] jayvee [283/691] has challenged sjums_the_great [863/970] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:24 is added to jayvee's clock.
[03/21/20 14:55:20] sjums_the_great [680/970] has come upon golgy [348/992] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:52:37 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/21/20 22:39:57] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:45:21 towards level 78.
[03/22/20 01:59:01] sjums_the_great was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:07:07 from level 78.
[03/22/20 21:05:36] sjums_the_great [418/970] has come upon snek [522/707] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:11:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/23/20 01:52:31] sjums_the_great was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:47:01 from level 78.
[03/24/20 09:00:18] JackSW [17/59] has challenged sjums_the_great [519/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to JackSW's clock.
[03/24/20 20:57:28] skarlso [26/795] has come upon sjums_the_great [529/970] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:59:28 is added to skarlso's clock.
[03/24/20 21:02:23] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:04 towards level 78.
[03/24/20 21:42:17] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:27:35 from level 78.
[03/25/20 06:53:53] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:45:39 from level 78.
[03/26/20 02:52:28] borsin [460/632] has come upon sjums_the_great [921/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:39:31 is added to borsin's clock.
[03/26/20 20:28:59] Jaglag [56/192] has challenged sjums_the_great [367/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[03/27/20 12:04:05] TimWolla and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/20 15:08:22] ncarl747, dartainus, and sjums_the_great [2451/2613] have team battled kenyon, yano, and zbe [1927/2457] and won! 1 day, 16:43:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/20 16:08:23] sjums_the_great [876/970] has challenged bookworm [172/447] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:37:23 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/28/20 16:52:29] sjums_the_great [805/970] has come upon maligned [396/570] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:30:52 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/20 22:30:51] sjums_the_great [45/970] has come upon dax [173/604] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:12:48 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/20 22:51:33] sjums_the_great [112/970] has come upon dax [530/604] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:18:00 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/30/20 06:19:26] sjums_the_great [254/970] has come upon damyan [320/1262] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:16:07 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/20 12:08:03] sjums_the_great [788/970] has come upon Scar3cr0w [683/711] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:29:35 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/31/20 14:56:58] Yuhno, sjums_the_great, and JackSW [724/1901] have team battled algernon, Nistur, and Bluedog [1630/2000] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/20 13:23:30] zbe [340/732] has come upon sjums_the_great [472/970] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:02 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/02/20 00:39:09] Yuhno and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/20 04:28:32] Alganon [67/172] has challenged sjums_the_great [929/970] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Alganon's clock.
[04/02/20 09:42:42] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:40 towards level 78.
[04/02/20 11:40:11] sjums_the_great [857/970] has challenged Lnk [925/1006] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:39:32 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/02/20 14:51:02] sjums_the_great reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sjums_the_great's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/20 15:43:32] theZoMBiE [167/484] has challenged sjums_the_great [216/975] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/03/20 20:46:31] m0shbear, WallIdl, and sjums_the_great [735/2920] have team battled mordac, MiddlewareMonkey, and vegadark [1212/3134] and lost! 1 day, 09:38:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/20 04:24:07] canton7 [166/1190] has come upon sjums_the_great [402/975] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:54:28 is added to canton7's clock.
[04/05/20 04:41:33] h00k [241/764] has come upon sjums_the_great [780/981] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:32:16 is added to h00k's clock.
[04/06/20 01:03:46] parkaman [23/369] has come upon sjums_the_great [569/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:31 is added to parkaman's clock.
[04/07/20 18:09:20] GilbertErik [223/767] has challenged sjums_the_great [778/981] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:43:05 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/08/20 06:20:44] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:45:21 towards level 78.
[04/09/20 00:13:07] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:01 towards level 78.
[04/09/20 02:19:42] parkaman [325/374] has challenged sjums_the_great [299/981] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:19 is removed from parkaman's clock.
[04/09/20 10:37:03] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:08:33 towards level 78.
[04/09/20 14:19:26] bigjay [410/1548] has challenged sjums_the_great [432/981] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:35 is added to bigjay's clock.
[04/09/20 15:39:20] jnerulax, sc_, and JuanMaestro [422/2090] have team battled sjums_the_great, rustybicycle, and Elgo [1877/2268] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 01:32:22] Dyntra, Bahhumbug, and Tiny_Nuggins [413/2416] have team battled jayvee, sjums_the_great, and djm [892/2582] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 03:44:24] Chuck [509/768] has come upon sjums_the_great [327/981] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:49:59 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/12/20 06:08:25] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:14 towards level 78.
[04/12/20 13:36:00] sjums_the_great [446/981] has challenged HeavyPodda [827/964] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:51:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/13/20 15:58:25] sjums_the_great [659/981] has come upon sc_ [458/723] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:29:29 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/15/20 03:52:49] anarcat [179/672] has challenged sjums_the_great [660/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:15:08 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/15/20 08:24:44] sjums_the_great [350/981] has come upon petrichor [327/1231] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:45:27 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/16/20 01:06:46] sjums_the_great and AbrahamLinksys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/20 06:50:05] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:25 towards level 78.
[04/17/20 14:13:55] Tor, sjums_the_great, and Tratos [1553/3205] have team battled Elgo, Bahhumbug, and Kronos [1747/2143] and lost! 1 day, 09:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/20 17:09:10] sjums_the_great and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 06:10:50] jbroome [214/1019] has challenged sjums_the_great [682/981] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:48:50 is added to jbroome's clock.
[04/18/20 09:36:17] Bluedog, Nistur, and Tor [1898/2528] have team battled sjums_the_great, Roxana, and TheresusPheronor [1371/2774] and won! 0 days, 07:17:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 14:07:18] Muirrum, algernon, and Tenorman [274/2546] have team battled fattrat, sjums_the_great, and DrJosh9000 [188/2965] and won! 0 days, 20:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 19:41:51] fauwk [123/156] has challenged sjums_the_great [558/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to fauwk's clock.
[04/18/20 22:20:29] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:18:47 from level 78.
[04/19/20 23:20:46] sjums_the_great [687/981] has challenged Lemelisk [823/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:29 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/20/20 06:57:22] Kronos [119/351] has come upon sjums_the_great [920/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:36 is added to Kronos's clock.
[04/20/20 21:44:25] tineibous [164/181] has challenged sjums_the_great [377/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to tineibous's clock.
[04/21/20 05:53:26] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:36 towards level 78.
[04/21/20 08:58:47] sjums_the_great [236/981] has come upon holloway [832/1041] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/21/20 19:30:04] fauwk [154/204] has challenged sjums_the_great [372/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to fauwk's clock.
[04/22/20 06:17:54] rxcomm, RBecker, and L [948/2925] have team battled LukeLR, sjums_the_great, and algernon [2285/2529] and lost! 0 days, 11:47:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/20 09:48:43] sairis [85/388] has challenged sjums_the_great [568/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to sairis's clock.
[04/22/20 18:19:10] RBecker and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/20 23:38:41] KeboDK [325/744] has challenged sjums_the_great [562/981] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:42:53 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[04/23/20 03:12:58] sjums_the_great [336/981] has come upon tms [122/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:48 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/23/20 07:18:47] sjums_the_great [272/981] has challenged sc_ [469/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:15 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/24/20 12:36:12] sjums_the_great was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:07 from level 78.
[04/25/20 03:43:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 07:12:05 toward level 78.
[04/25/20 06:47:04] sjums_the_great [196/981] has come upon zbe [729/730] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:32 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/20 15:04:24] sjums_the_great [266/981] has challenged Tor [559/1025] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/26/20 02:54:26] sjums_the_great, soltys, and Scornn [1188/2801] have team battled algernon, micah, and MaryMaid [177/2326] and won! 7 days, 11:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 20:47:46] AngryParsley [1103/1118] has come upon sjums_the_great [41/981] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:58:19 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/27/20 10:01:07] SkyRPG [5/18] has challenged sjums_the_great [481/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to SkyRPG's clock.
[04/28/20 12:00:16] sjums_the_great and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/20 16:34:24] sjums_the_great, Varjatticus, and Reilly [800/1913] have team battled jnerulax, micah, and damyan [923/2836] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/20 02:00:52] Psilocybe [223/751] has challenged sjums_the_great [233/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:40:00 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/01/20 13:03:30] sjums_the_great [767/981] has challenged CornFly [730/1194] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:56:23 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/02/20 05:07:19] sjums_the_great [895/981] has challenged tccki [47/174] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:59:06 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/02/20 12:41:09] AngryParsley, holloway, and tms [578/2578] have team battled MJ94, sjums_the_great, and pollo [780/2690] and lost! 0 days, 17:31:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 02:38:55] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:41 towards level 79.
[05/04/20 13:24:17] sjums_the_great set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:46:24 from level 79.
[05/05/20 01:15:46] sjums_the_great and Dyntra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/20 05:53:42] sjums_the_great [611/981] has come upon holloway [604/1000] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:21:38 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/05/20 08:15:00] sjums_the_great, efertone, and algernon [517/2178] have team battled tmberg, Roxana, and ToHellWithGA [2394/4005] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/20 18:27:03] sjums_the_great [538/981] has challenged Khorne [652/958] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:49:28 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/06/20 19:47:01] Tenorman, sjums_the_great, and Lnk [1089/3139] have team battled unicron, phraktyl, and Khorne [401/2554] and won! 5 days, 10:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/20 09:59:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 22:34:56 from level 79.
[05/08/20 14:02:31] nijotz, SCSi, and elbie [799/2228] have team battled wLion, sjums_the_great, and Eldoreth [601/2427] and won! 0 days, 23:55:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/20 20:46:08] sjums_the_great was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:48:25 from level 79.
[05/11/20 03:37:44] alephnull [701/1209] has come upon sjums_the_great [187/981] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:50:58 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[05/11/20 07:45:50] sjums_the_great burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sjums_the_great's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/20 17:55:27] Scornn [701/876] has challenged sjums_the_great [54/975] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:04:10 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[05/11/20 23:36:55] brendan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/20 01:11:04] sjums_the_great set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:45:37 from level 79.
[05/12/20 20:43:47] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:23:02 towards level 79.
[05/13/20 01:40:55] GunMan, sc_, and ohnx [1336/1848] have team battled brendan, sjums_the_great, and LapTop006 [447/2940] and won! 0 days, 02:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 16:05:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 19 days, 19:42:02 toward level 79.
[05/14/20 16:17:51] sjums_the_great [778/975] has challenged Cataly5m [48/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:33 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/15/20 01:30:46] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:55 towards level 79.
[05/15/20 04:33:11] JeDa, neurospex, and tris [1034/1912] have team battled L, sjums_the_great, and micah [2166/2779] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/20 20:27:09] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:26 towards level 79.
[05/17/20 01:54:27] Crazycatlady, freeboson, sjums_the_great, and Tor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/20 06:50:56] Leedsichthys [368/370] has come upon sjums_the_great [467/975] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:51:05 is added to Leedsichthys's clock.
[05/19/20 18:46:05] efertone [439/480] has challenged sjums_the_great [80/975] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:37 is removed from efertone's clock.
[05/20/20 05:29:12] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:58:39 from level 79.
[05/21/20 05:21:59] allo, sjums_the_great, and Lemelisk [1698/3081] have team battled HeavyPodda, pfoley, and Sharky4 [2218/3054] and lost! 0 days, 16:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/20 13:46:47] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:18 towards level 79.
[05/21/20 22:58:03] sjums_the_great [289/975] has challenged neurospex [1126/1235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:29 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/22/20 11:36:15] Notir [394/522] has come upon sjums_the_great [465/975] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:50:11 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/23/20 16:07:34] AncalagonThBlack [484/850] has challenged sjums_the_great [18/975] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:20:09 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/25/20 14:41:08] sjums_the_great [865/983] has challenged gildarts [227/458] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:39:18 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/26/20 08:07:46] sjums_the_great [904/983] has come upon WallIdl [649/741] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:08:20 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/26/20 18:13:14] sjums_the_great [939/983] has come upon Zaratustra [259/1137] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:11:24 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/31/20 03:24:31] LukeLR, pants, and Lemelisk [1805/3544] have team battled sjums_the_great, Tor, and bobvador [184/3074] and won! 0 days, 23:36:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 05:48:14] sjums_the_great [240/983] has challenged GilbertErik [424/765] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:08:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/31/20 08:47:17] pants [621/1322] has come upon sjums_the_great [908/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:22 is added to pants's clock.
[05/31/20 16:19:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 18 days, 13:22:25 toward level 80.
[06/01/20 12:18:27] sjums_the_great was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:05 from level 80.
[06/02/20 01:25:04] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:52 towards level 80.
[06/02/20 08:08:44] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:51 towards level 80.
[06/02/20 13:06:07] dax, canton7, and sukil [1182/2668] have team battled sjums_the_great, MadMan, and jnerulax [1653/2935] and lost! 0 days, 14:33:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 13:45:02] Varjatticus and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/20 01:58:36] Cataly5m, micah, and KH405 [375/1868] have team battled sjums_the_great, Crazycatlady, and loomysh [2598/2810] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/20 17:54:22] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:16 towards level 80.
[06/04/20 11:41:29] soltys [758/960] has come upon sjums_the_great [253/983] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:24:52 is removed from soltys's clock.
[06/06/20 01:33:12] sjums_the_great [387/983] has come upon maligned [54/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:14:53 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/06/20 05:20:47] meskio [186/956] has come upon sjums_the_great [852/983] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:47:04 is added to meskio's clock.
[06/06/20 07:16:02] sjums_the_great and efertone have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 08:50:22] sjums_the_great [865/983] has challenged Geela [323/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:29 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/08/20 13:57:41] sjums_the_great [723/983] has challenged IdleBot [859/2294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:42 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/08/20 20:36:12] sjums_the_great [311/983] has come upon dax [94/856] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:05 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/09/20 10:39:25] sjums_the_great [435/983] has challenged LukeLR [381/857] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/10/20 04:31:04] Milquetoast [932/1060] has come upon sjums_the_great [665/983] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 19:01:32 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/10/20 11:50:31] Beefcan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/20 06:37:09] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:41 towards level 81.
[06/13/20 15:42:16] Neo, Milquetoast, and MaryMaid [1778/2332] have team battled pfoley, sjums_the_great, and buksi [1044/2748] and won! 2 days, 01:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 14:20:43] sjums_the_great, dindinx, and crysys [2291/2444] have team battled Antium, pants, and bigtrees [1882/2630] and won! 1 day, 21:07:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 12:31:33] Atan [754/797] has come upon sjums_the_great [623/983] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:04:13 is removed from Atan's clock.
[06/18/20 08:00:16] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:26 towards level 81.
[06/19/20 01:24:31] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:06 towards level 81.
[06/19/20 03:10:58] sjums_the_great and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/20 10:42:16] MJ94 [590/656] has come upon sjums_the_great [891/983] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:18:27 is added to MJ94's clock.
[06/20/20 00:24:56] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:10:09 towards level 81.
[06/21/20 13:56:14] crysys [293/740] has come upon sjums_the_great [806/983] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:59:28 is added to crysys's clock.
[06/21/20 19:27:53] sjums_the_great [903/983] has come upon Crazycatlady [114/840] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:53:16 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/21/20 22:16:54] vegadark [387/781] has challenged sjums_the_great [593/983] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:37:10 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/23/20 03:24:02] misha [619/960] has challenged sjums_the_great [236/983] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:11:51 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/24/20 03:57:45] sjums_the_great set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:10:23 from level 81.
[06/24/20 11:15:36] sjums_the_great [957/983] has come upon dartainus [594/823] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:03:24 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/24/20 15:23:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 9 days, 19:04:44 toward level 81.
[06/24/20 17:11:37] misha [887/960] has come upon sjums_the_great [463/983] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:29:20 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/27/20 12:38:08] sc_, sjums_the_great, and loomysh [2896/2897] have team battled Bahhumbug, ganome, and MJ94 [73/2295] and won! 1 day, 15:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/20 00:51:45] SirMonkeybox, phraktyl, and sjums_the_great [1192/2166] have team battled Bluedog, inittab, and CodeB [1343/1656] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 10:16:52] sjums_the_great [233/983] has come upon sairis [428/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:27 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/29/20 10:00:33] MadMan [973/1310] has come upon sjums_the_great [833/983] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:49:19 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[06/29/20 11:01:03] sjums_the_great [927/983] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [616/1036] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:36:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[06/29/20 18:12:53] Majak and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/20 21:57:14] idlerpgww and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/20 00:50:45] Xenthys [769/781] has come upon sjums_the_great [813/983] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:23:32 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[07/02/20 04:09:52] sjums_the_great [847/983] has come upon Birdbones [600/1328] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:10:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/02/20 12:08:06] sjums_the_great [960/983] has challenged Tenorman [1136/1284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/02/20 18:09:36] sjums_the_great [606/983] has challenged misha [531/960] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:53:47 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/03/20 12:40:00] sjums_the_great [898/983] has come upon buksi [441/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:32:36 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/05/20 12:11:38] sjums_the_great got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:51 from level 81.
[07/06/20 00:06:45] Elgo [361/921] has challenged sjums_the_great [762/983] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/06/20 00:36:33] lipek, Pontuzz, and Ironhoof [2618/3036] have team battled sjums_the_great, holloway, and Chuck [873/2738] and won! 0 days, 18:55:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 00:43:38] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:04 towards level 81.
[07/07/20 04:26:49] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:11 towards level 81.
[07/07/20 10:32:45] sjums_the_great [948/983] has challenged womblecat [415/719] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/07/20 17:39:03] sjums_the_great lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:32:00 from level 82.
[07/09/20 11:11:47] sjums_the_great was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:59:20 from level 82.
[07/10/20 04:10:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 28 days, 17:41:12 toward level 82.
[07/10/20 04:49:17] sjums_the_great [680/983] has challenged suterismus [1368/1430] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:17:04 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/11/20 17:07:49] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:25:13 towards level 82.
[07/12/20 12:01:24] sjums_the_great [951/983] has challenged theZoMBiE [232/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:30:57 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/13/20 06:48:32] Antium and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/20 10:12:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 13 days, 23:30:58 toward level 82.
[07/15/20 12:17:27] sjums_the_great [394/983] has challenged GeneralZod [532/539] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:37:07 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/15/20 22:36:46] sunri5e, irix, and sjums_the_great [1273/3058] have team battled rxcomm, phraktyl, and Desspugne [1618/2777] and lost! 2 days, 19:05:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/20 19:24:20] sjums_the_great [156/983] has challenged fattrat [124/1258] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:14:44 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/16/20 22:53:56] sjums_the_great and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/20 07:53:27] sjums_the_great and Vic have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 17:41:44] KeboDK, aismallard, and PlasmaStar [1719/2441] have team battled mordac, sjums_the_great, and inittab [2957/3012] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 12:31:20] bigjay and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/20 11:14:16] PiotrekD [299/1014] has come upon sjums_the_great [278/986] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:03:59 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[07/22/20 13:56:35] sjums_the_great reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sjums_the_great's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/20 23:00:52] bigtrees [241/428] has challenged sjums_the_great [518/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:47:36 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[07/24/20 22:12:25] sjums_the_great [224/992] has challenged elf [23/1329] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:12 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/25/20 15:21:06] sjums_the_great [692/992] has challenged dindinx [513/765] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:39:19 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/25/20 17:45:27] lipek, KeboDK, and LukeLR [2761/3027] have team battled xayto, sjums_the_great, and Ironhoof [1723/3138] and won! 1 day, 20:21:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 06:53:44] sjums_the_great [275/992] has come upon waifu [105/904] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:49:49 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/27/20 14:10:53] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:33:47 towards level 83.
[07/27/20 17:42:13] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:18:57 towards level 83.
[07/28/20 00:33:31] Heisenberg and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 00:44:35] simple [167/1082] has come upon sjums_the_great [258/992] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:14:47 is added to simple's clock.
[07/29/20 10:58:13] sjums_the_great [634/992] has come upon maligned [363/705] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:41:46 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/29/20 12:05:06] ganome and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/20 21:18:07] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:26 towards level 83.
[07/31/20 21:42:48] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:22 towards level 83.
[07/31/20 22:54:12] SlowRiot [455/957] has challenged sjums_the_great [988/992] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:30:08 is added to SlowRiot's clock.
[08/01/20 06:52:04] Tratos, Agent86, and sjums_the_great [771/3179] have team battled pollo, i3d, and Fluttershy [1388/2971] and lost! 0 days, 22:11:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/20 13:40:23] sjums_the_great caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:40 towards level 83.
[08/01/20 16:28:40] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:40 towards level 83.
[08/02/20 09:11:43] MrGlass [15/952] has come upon sjums_the_great [272/992] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:22:26 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[08/04/20 05:19:43] womblecat, sjums_the_great, and FSM [448/2461] have team battled soltys, kenyon, and cocco [1416/2827] and lost! 2 days, 11:52:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/20 20:42:54] Baldric [22/315] has challenged sjums_the_great [420/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Baldric's clock.
[08/06/20 23:27:55] sjums_the_great and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/20 22:30:39] sjums_the_great [97/992] has come upon MrGlass [743/907] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:19:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/08/20 02:59:08] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:08 towards level 83.
[08/08/20 04:20:13] sjums_the_great [526/992] has come upon Susumurata [529/659] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:25:02 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/09/20 08:41:06] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:28:14 from level 83.
[08/09/20 11:54:18] sjums_the_great, LukeLR, and pollo [1492/2944] have team battled jstg, unicron, and KyloRen [456/2401] and won! 2 days, 04:09:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 15:45:38] Birdbones [1318/1325] has challenged sjums_the_great [766/992] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:12:45 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[08/09/20 23:38:55] sjums_the_great and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 07:27:17] sjums_the_great was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:43 from level 83.
[08/11/20 22:18:51] Bluedog and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 22:54:13] sjums_the_great was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:05:55 from level 83.
[08/15/20 00:06:35] sjums_the_great [764/992] has come upon SlowRiot [248/961] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:55:44 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/15/20 02:18:59] aismallard [634/983] has challenged sjums_the_great [634/992] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:53:40 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[08/15/20 03:00:06] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:38 towards level 83.
[08/15/20 22:37:26] GeneralZod, KH405, and Chuck [369/1947] have team battled Roxana, SlowRiot, and sjums_the_great [2089/3369] and lost! 0 days, 14:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/20 07:24:47] tris [290/617] has come upon sjums_the_great [991/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:13 is added to tris's clock.
[08/16/20 08:55:27] JensRex [848/1281] has come upon sjums_the_great [418/992] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:50:33 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[08/16/20 11:05:25] ganome [71/700] has challenged sjums_the_great [377/992] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to ganome's clock.
[08/17/20 03:30:19] JeDa [233/454] has challenged sjums_the_great [627/992] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:54:35 is added to JeDa's clock.
[08/17/20 10:38:26] meskio, Tor, and LukeLR [746/3100] have team battled Sharky4, zbe, and sjums_the_great [1897/2965] and lost! 5 days, 01:43:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/20 12:14:10] sjums_the_great [738/992] has challenged ohnx [306/780] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:52:37 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/18/20 05:36:18] sjums_the_great [985/992] has challenged Nofew [694/1184] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:49:27 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/18/20 06:46:53] sjums_the_great [161/992] has come upon bobvador [19/675] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:37:09 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/18/20 17:00:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 25 days, 08:41:52 toward level 84.
[08/19/20 12:41:03] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:30 towards level 84.
[08/20/20 15:59:37] sjums_the_great [695/992] has come upon WallIdl [712/759] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:45:13 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/21/20 01:35:35] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:42 towards level 84.
[08/21/20 04:45:38] beefnog [93/209] has challenged sjums_the_great [780/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to beefnog's clock.
[08/22/20 04:09:32] sjums_the_great tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:14 towards level 84.
[08/23/20 08:05:55] fattrat [1030/1258] has challenged sjums_the_great [559/992] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:27:20 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/24/20 10:12:59] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:18 towards level 84.
[08/25/20 04:48:23] shymega, sjums_the_great, and waifu [1737/2825] have team battled Psilocybe, Syloq, and JeDa [373/2161] and won! 3 days, 11:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 10:30:02] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:06 from level 84.
[08/26/20 17:00:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 1 day, 01:10:51 toward level 84.
[08/27/20 12:13:49] sjums_the_great grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:17 towards level 84.
[08/28/20 06:04:17] sjums_the_great was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:59 from level 84.
[08/28/20 21:56:40] sjums_the_great [123/992] has come upon dax [271/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:10:08 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[08/30/20 02:29:08] fattrat [984/1258] has come upon sjums_the_great [647/992] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:12:59 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/30/20 17:33:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 1 day, 16:00:14 toward level 84.
[08/30/20 19:47:48] suterismus, KindOne, and AbacusAvenger [394/2691] have team battled Asara, gdm, and sjums_the_great [177/2644] and won! 0 days, 11:50:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 00:23:20] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:10:08 towards level 84.
[09/01/20 10:55:29] sjums_the_great and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 17:55:44] sjums_the_great and tabaton have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 21:59:27] feek [326/547] has challenged sjums_the_great [338/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:45 is added to feek's clock.
[09/02/20 15:45:49] blackroot [32/322] has challenged sjums_the_great [910/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to blackroot's clock.
[09/02/20 17:18:45] sjums_the_great [777/992] has come upon brendan [935/1353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:25 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/02/20 22:30:18] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:47 from level 84.
[09/04/20 00:57:48] GeneralZod, dartainus, and doalim [735/1647] have team battled tccki, sjums_the_great, and Pontuzz [940/1889] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 02:02:00] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:45 towards level 84.
[09/05/20 17:07:03] canton7, Nofew, and crysys [1386/3192] have team battled sjums_the_great, Varjatticus, and golgy [1070/2336] and won! 1 day, 13:05:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/20 05:30:32] sjums_the_great [203/992] has challenged jjasghar [98/538] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:31:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/08/20 13:31:13] canton7 [664/1255] has come upon sjums_the_great [366/992] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:12:24 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/09/20 15:30:26] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:28:03 towards level 85.
[09/09/20 21:53:42] sjums_the_great spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sjums_the_great's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/20 00:01:33] sjums_the_great [446/980] has come upon Mithkabob [226/418] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:54:21 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/12/20 23:57:21] AncalagonThBlack and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 12:21:28] sjums_the_great [391/980] has come upon ohnx [662/788] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:45:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/13/20 15:07:26] tms and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/20 16:40:18] GilbertErik, Zaratustra, and WallIdl [2089/2657] have team battled shymega, sairis, and sjums_the_great [2052/2454] and won! 4 days, 21:03:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 01:54:49] sjums_the_great, MrGlass, and damyan [1962/3122] have team battled pztrn, waifu, and Sharky4 [537/2643] and won! 0 days, 11:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 23:31:48] Crazycatlady [566/860] has challenged sjums_the_great [539/980] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:29:43 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/16/20 14:04:49] sjums_the_great [244/980] has come upon bigjay [45/1398] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:57:58 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/17/20 13:01:10] feek, Roxana, and GunMan [1314/2387] have team battled borsin, sjums_the_great, and Eldoreth [1871/3068] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/20 13:19:50] bigjay and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/20 21:31:54] Chuck, CornFly, and sjums_the_great [1924/2908] have team battled grooverider, MetaNova, and vegadark [1537/3399] and won! 0 days, 21:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/20 18:07:16] Leedsichthys [380/421] has challenged sjums_the_great [92/980] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from Leedsichthys's clock.
[09/21/20 22:49:31] waifu, sjums_the_great, and Psilocybe [2196/2909] have team battled JensRex, Scornn, and Eldoreth [1132/3526] and won! 3 days, 19:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/20 14:19:35] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:26 towards level 85.
[09/22/20 21:15:12] sjums_the_great [358/980] has challenged i3d [189/714] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:30:45 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/23/20 13:27:35] solarsparq [89/133] has challenged sjums_the_great [324/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[09/24/20 12:26:19] Zaratustra and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 01:24:39] grooverider [342/1602] has come upon sjums_the_great [793/980] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:46:11 is added to grooverider's clock.
[09/25/20 09:30:59] sjums_the_great [270/980] has challenged Tor [829/1043] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:49:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/26/20 00:34:49] sjums_the_great [294/980] has challenged Atan [239/814] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:37:41 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/27/20 06:47:18] waifu, xnaas, and maligned [2286/2578] have team battled Varjatticus, dxtr, and sjums_the_great [1646/2292] and won! 0 days, 14:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 18:06:16] sjums_the_great [631/980] has come upon dartainus [428/782] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:12:30 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[09/30/20 07:14:45] sjums_the_great and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/20 13:27:53] sjums_the_great, waifu, and djm [311/3017] have team battled lipek, nawcom, and Majak [1936/2788] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/20 13:55:53] sjums_the_great [887/980] has challenged petrichor [553/1229] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:14:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/02/20 04:32:30] sjums_the_great [590/980] has come upon brycec [293/966] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 16:52:45 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/02/20 20:48:12] MiddlewareMonkey, pants, and Andries [2923/3338] have team battled Tor, simple, and sjums_the_great [2638/3095] and won! 8 days, 08:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/20 22:09:52] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:00:38 towards level 86.
[10/05/20 00:57:12] sjums_the_great [441/980] has come upon rxcomm [918/1302] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:12:11 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/05/20 07:25:48] sjums_the_great [919/980] has challenged grooverider [1255/1639] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:57:18 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/06/20 08:31:53] max [560/709] has challenged sjums_the_great [42/980] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:19:29 is removed from max's clock.
[10/07/20 14:38:51] sjums_the_great [977/980] has challenged AbacusAvenger [478/916] in combat and won! 8 days, 18:51:24 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/07/20 19:25:27] sjums_the_great [244/980] has come upon Beavis [881/1190] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:14:16 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/07/20 23:22:42] lavamind, yano, and Antium [1032/2495] have team battled Zyphyr, sjums_the_great, and AncalagonThBlack [1352/2662] and lost! 1 day, 12:09:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 08:35:35] sjums_the_great walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:49:56 from level 86.
[10/08/20 09:34:05] sjums_the_great discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:43:39 towards level 86.
[10/08/20 11:40:54] crysys [623/757] has come upon sjums_the_great [414/980] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:15:51 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/08/20 16:24:26] sjums_the_great and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 18:59:55] FSM and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/20 11:54:56] Bradicus [616/1110] has challenged sjums_the_great [5/980] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:29:47 is removed from Bradicus's clock.
[10/10/20 16:11:18] sjums_the_great [422/980] has come upon Zaratustra [69/1128] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:19:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/11/20 00:58:01] sjums_the_great [865/980] has challenged efertone [511/524] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:31:35 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/11/20 01:34:03] Milquetoast [93/1045] has come upon sjums_the_great [106/980] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:16:44 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[10/11/20 17:01:44] grooverider [694/1639] has challenged sjums_the_great [284/980] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:27:32 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/12/20 16:58:32] Majak and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 18:44:46] sjums_the_great was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:55:36 from level 86.
[10/12/20 19:07:48] Elgo [97/962] has challenged sjums_the_great [891/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:28 is added to Elgo's clock.
[10/12/20 20:11:25] MrGlass [642/927] has challenged sjums_the_great [841/980] in combat and lost! 12 days, 09:09:50 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[10/13/20 02:43:06] borsin [220/729] has come upon sjums_the_great [477/980] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:52:36 is added to borsin's clock.
[10/14/20 22:58:53] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:01 towards level 86.
[10/16/20 04:38:38] sjums_the_great [54/980] has challenged Globalirc [681/995] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:40:21 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/16/20 05:38:09] pollo stole sjums_the_great's level 61 shield while they were sleeping! pollo leaves their old level 55 shield behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[10/17/20 22:21:19] sjums_the_great [775/973] has come upon Mithkabob [305/546] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:44:28 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/20/20 03:59:14] sjums_the_great [947/973] has come upon dxtr [808/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:53:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/20/20 17:01:25] sjums_the_great [440/973] has challenged PiotrekD [73/1004] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:02:22 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/20/20 17:19:26] sjums_the_great was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:00 from level 86.
[10/20/20 19:31:04] dxtr and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 05:43:13] sjums_the_great was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:21 towards level 86.
[10/21/20 05:58:16] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:53 towards level 86.
[10/21/20 12:51:56] sjums_the_great ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:50 from level 86.
[10/22/20 13:31:01] feek, sjums_the_great, and AncalagonThBlack [602/2568] have team battled Mithkabob, tmberg, and GilbertErik [1300/2875] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/20 06:14:33] sairis [586/805] has challenged sjums_the_great [815/973] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:34:17 is added to sairis's clock.
[10/24/20 05:14:42] sjums_the_great [91/973] has come upon pollo [316/1042] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:56 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/24/20 07:02:56] sjums_the_great [103/980] has challenged bigjay [390/1382] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:51:18 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/24/20 08:20:23] sjums_the_great [890/980] has challenged SCSi [125/1078] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:29:49 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/24/20 21:23:14] Clearcasting [236/637] has challenged sjums_the_great [738/980] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:42:03 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[10/25/20 07:38:58] sjums_the_great and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/20 08:24:23] Muirrum [358/583] has come upon sjums_the_great [794/980] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:59 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[10/25/20 11:02:58] sjums_the_great [31/980] has come upon phraktyl [165/700] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:57:14 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/25/20 11:26:15] sjums_the_great [439/980] has challenged Vic [232/501] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:00:06 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/25/20 17:07:10] sheu and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/20 23:41:32] sjums_the_great and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/20 12:12:07] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:54:02 towards level 87.
[11/01/20 15:49:38] meskio [952/1132] has come upon sjums_the_great [12/980] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:52:21 is removed from meskio's clock.
[11/01/20 20:16:31] sjums_the_great [703/980] has challenged djm [223/843] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:02:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/02/20 03:47:08] Agent86, pztrn, and algernon [757/2370] have team battled nickware, sjums_the_great, and golgy [176/3206] and won! 0 days, 07:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/20 16:29:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 10 days, 09:35:25 toward level 87.
[11/03/20 11:19:58] sjums_the_great was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:14:02 from level 87.
[11/03/20 11:25:33] fattrat [600/1351] has challenged sjums_the_great [266/980] in combat and won! 23 days, 18:36:26 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[11/04/20 09:30:34] Zaratustra [1023/1133] has challenged sjums_the_great [636/980] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:03:31 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/04/20 17:39:47] sjums_the_great [553/980] has come upon Eldoreth [743/1404] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:45:20 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/05/20 23:38:58] sjums_the_great [243/980] has challenged maligned [736/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:04:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/06/20 08:15:22] sjums_the_great found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:10:52 towards level 87.
[11/08/20 17:30:31] sjums_the_great was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:21 from level 87.
[11/09/20 20:05:03] grooverider, RBecker, and Nechayev [80/3512] have team battled Desspugne, sjums_the_great, and himuraken [2084/2856] and lost! 0 days, 12:16:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/20 06:07:32] sjums_the_great [385/980] has challenged Birdbones [1305/1317] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:10:57 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/11/20 23:17:21] brendan [290/1426] has challenged sjums_the_great [953/980] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:50:38 is added to brendan's clock.
[11/12/20 14:47:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 9 days, 19:09:07 toward level 87.
[11/13/20 02:17:49] sjums_the_great [947/980] has challenged MetaNova [470/1018] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:11:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/13/20 13:20:20] sjums_the_great [802/980] has challenged Asara [772/785] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:52:56 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/15/20 05:41:52] MrGlass, sjums_the_great, and Asara [1660/2680] have team battled Ironhoof, buksi, and mordac [530/3663] and won! 0 days, 03:51:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/20 21:07:43] sjums_the_great [939/980] has challenged aismallard [40/980] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:44:45 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/16/20 20:43:19] sjums_the_great spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sjums_the_great's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/20 03:40:43] sjums_the_great [435/969] has challenged Nofew [38/1064] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:36:51 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/17/20 11:40:20] sjums_the_great left their weapon out in the rain to rust! sjums_the_great's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/20 09:45:43] grooverider [690/1627] has come upon sjums_the_great [899/947] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:22:27 is added to grooverider's clock.
[11/20/20 00:23:12] sjums_the_great and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/20 21:24:25] sjums_the_great [928/947] has come upon holloway [113/955] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:40:37 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/21/20 22:49:06] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:44 towards level 88.
[11/22/20 19:21:02] sjums_the_great, sunri5e, and sc_ [2966/3012] have team battled Mateusz, JeDa, and lipek [368/2923] and won! 5 days, 08:26:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/20 13:06:53] RBecker and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 07:01:37] sjums_the_great [878/951] has come upon StalkR [399/522] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:55:53 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/25/20 01:44:32] inittab, HeavyPodda, and XBouBou [1978/2736] have team battled jose, sjums_the_great, and IdleMaster [2084/2150] and lost! 1 day, 12:09:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/20 17:13:01] nawcom [400/648] has come upon sjums_the_great [854/951] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:15:54 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/26/20 05:28:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 8 days, 23:16:26 toward level 88.
[11/26/20 21:46:35] sjums_the_great slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sjums_the_great's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/20 23:33:06] sjums_the_great [602/948] has come upon TauPan [473/515] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:31:30 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/27/20 07:39:31] sjums_the_great, blabber, and borsin [2007/2531] have team battled Asara, Milquetoast, and Bradicus [1533/2955] and won! 0 days, 13:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 07:45:11] Eldoreth [1435/1453] has challenged sjums_the_great [701/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:32:06 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[11/28/20 04:49:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 15:01:52 toward level 88.
[11/28/20 23:11:42] sjums_the_great [32/952] has challenged sjefen6 [368/940] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:03:18 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[11/29/20 07:36:03] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:42:06 towards level 89.
[11/29/20 09:35:53] gdm [567/655] has come upon sjums_the_great [644/952] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:47:31 is added to gdm's clock.
[11/30/20 12:33:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 49 days, 01:30:53 toward level 89.
[12/01/20 01:37:48] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:22:29 towards level 89.
[12/01/20 02:37:23] sjums_the_great [659/952] has come upon micah [726/1201] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:44:25 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/01/20 18:09:37] sjums_the_great [895/952] has challenged Khorne [801/847] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:49:31 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/02/20 09:13:02] sjums_the_great [37/952] has challenged Psilocybe [485/770] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:29:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/02/20 14:31:23] sjums_the_great [825/952] has come upon m0shbear [1098/1267] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:29:18 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/04/20 19:04:42] sjums_the_great [501/952] has come upon Majak [865/1064] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:25:39 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/05/20 00:24:21] sjums_the_great [265/952] has come upon tmberg [661/1557] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:26:00 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/05/20 18:51:50] i3d, sjums_the_great, and CornFly [2076/2825] have team battled Bradicus, HeavyPodda, and dartainus [510/2963] and won! 1 day, 06:14:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/20 02:51:45] Elgo, allo, and sjums_the_great [1795/2634] have team battled blizgerg, womblecat, and Scar3cr0w [1004/2908] and won! 2 days, 00:00:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/20 04:05:23] sjums_the_great, acolarh, and MadMan [1474/2936] have team battled WallIdl, anderson, and Kurenai [493/1525] and won! 1 day, 06:00:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 06:16:17] adamus1red, Scornn, and bobvador [2141/2372] have team battled darkmage, JeDa, and sjums_the_great [736/2797] and won! 2 days, 14:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 05:16:03] sjums_the_great and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 15:36:05] dxtr, Desspugne, and Tenorman [27/3100] have team battled sjums_the_great, Reilly, and Andries [691/2454] and lost! 3 days, 01:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/20 07:12:06] Zyphyr, anarcat, and djm [2302/2552] have team battled Odin, AbrahamLinksys, and sjums_the_great [2536/2606] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/20 01:20:06] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:47 towards level 89.
[12/11/20 02:54:42] zbe [666/754] has come upon sjums_the_great [725/952] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:15:16 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/11/20 21:39:41] Bluedog, jjasghar, and PiotrekD [1350/2367] have team battled Roxana, IdleMaster, and sjums_the_great [134/3298] and won! 0 days, 00:31:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/20 06:11:02] sjums_the_great [629/952] has challenged TimWolla [121/856] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:46:05 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/13/20 17:19:50] sjums_the_great discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:26 towards level 89.
[12/16/20 00:01:13] sjums_the_great [796/952] has come upon feek [63/625] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:11:11 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/16/20 21:00:04] sjums_the_great invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:58 towards level 89.
[12/17/20 18:11:00] sjums_the_great gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:33 towards level 89.
[12/18/20 01:32:16] sjums_the_great got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:45 towards level 89.
[12/19/20 14:45:53] dartainus [568/776] has challenged sjums_the_great [703/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:13 is added to dartainus's clock.
[12/19/20 18:43:37] sjums_the_great [482/952] has come upon waifu [947/1156] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:59:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/20/20 09:50:13] sjums_the_great [383/952] has challenged IdleBot [787/2293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:47 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/20/20 10:21:56] sjums_the_great [174/952] has come upon tmberg [1428/1557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:33 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/20/20 22:53:18] meskio [914/1144] has challenged sjums_the_great [265/952] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:42:04 is removed from meskio's clock.
[12/20/20 23:44:28] x12x63 [7/35] has challenged sjums_the_great [395/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to x12x63's clock.
[12/21/20 02:36:11] JeDa, anderson, and Asara [1466/1927] have team battled pfoley, Khorne, and sjums_the_great [2583/2652] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/20 03:26:05] hr7xt8 [0/1] has challenged sjums_the_great [664/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to hr7xt8's clock.
[12/22/20 12:20:05] Reilly, Majak, and grooverider [114/3263] have team battled sjums_the_great, Lnk, and holloway [35/3010] and won! 6 days, 07:39:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/20 00:31:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 03:32:07 toward level 89.
[12/23/20 15:36:15] sjums_the_great [912/952] has challenged PlasmaStar [181/684] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:53:55 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/24/20 03:19:21] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:14:35 towards level 90.
[12/24/20 03:50:46] womblecat [146/838] has come upon sjums_the_great [644/952] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 13:49:04 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/24/20 03:56:14] TheSilentLink, nawcom, and sjums_the_great [507/1946] have team battled XBouBou, Heisenberg, and simple [159/2441] and won! 0 days, 02:57:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 07:03:02] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:36:49 towards level 90.
[12/24/20 12:04:39] sjums_the_great and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/20 23:29:59] sjums_the_great and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/20 20:44:58] sjums_the_great and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 06:32:08] Roxana [962/1582] has challenged sjums_the_great [425/952] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:28:50 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[12/30/20 18:54:23] sjums_the_great, Tor, and Ttech [2254/4057] have team battled JensRex, adamus1red, and bigjay [1277/3519] and won! 7 days, 04:46:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/20 06:03:11] AbrahamLinksys [217/965] has come upon sjums_the_great [20/952] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 22:29:55 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[01/01/21 14:48:12] kate [439/643] has challenged sjums_the_great [164/952] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:41:40 is removed from kate's clock.
[01/02/21 04:51:33] neurospex [393/1116] has challenged sjums_the_great [809/952] in combat and lost! 15 days, 04:25:43 is added to neurospex's clock.
[01/03/21 13:59:14] CodeB [503/505] has challenged sjums_the_great [77/952] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:09:04 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[01/03/21 22:24:58] grooverider [672/1632] has come upon sjums_the_great [336/952] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:19:57 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[01/04/21 00:16:26] jose, AncalagonThBlack, and sjums_the_great [1156/2349] have team battled tccki, Ignotum, and SlowRiot [138/1740] and won! 0 days, 21:46:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 13:04:38] sjums_the_great [577/952] has challenged simple [417/1135] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:53:06 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/04/21 14:13:27] Lemelisk, Globalirc, and Chuck [2336/3005] have team battled sjums_the_great, Kurenai, and buksi [1537/2529] and won! 1 day, 07:38:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 21:35:18] Ignotum [371/384] has challenged sjums_the_great [826/952] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[01/05/21 00:00:32] CornFly [421/1178] has come upon sjums_the_great [634/952] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:18:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/07/21 12:40:00] sjums_the_great EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:44 from level 90.
[01/07/21 20:05:27] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:17 towards level 90.
[01/08/21 02:48:16] elf [146/1371] has come upon sjums_the_great [88/952] and taken them in combat! 323 days, 00:03:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/10/21 07:00:30] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:25 towards level 90.
[01/10/21 07:02:58] pztrn [441/635] has come upon sjums_the_great [218/952] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:09:13 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[01/10/21 07:35:23] sjums_the_great was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:15 towards level 90.
[01/11/21 06:24:57] Roxana [1072/1573] has challenged sjums_the_great [863/952] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:45:38 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[01/11/21 15:57:44] sjums_the_great [350/952] has come upon Notir [143/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:15:48 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/12/21 11:41:14] himuraken [794/1010] has come upon sjums_the_great [646/952] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:16 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[01/13/21 01:06:31] Roxana and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/21 08:13:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 21:35:22 toward level 90.
[01/14/21 00:17:21] sjums_the_great found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:29 towards level 90.
[01/14/21 10:11:34] sjums_the_great, inittab, and xayto [2291/2937] have team battled Misza, bobvador, and dxtr [1017/3070] and won! 0 days, 12:18:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/21 20:46:33] AbacusAvenger, Ironhoof, and Tratos [2309/3546] have team battled dwfreed, sjums_the_great, and bobvador [1204/2525] and won! 0 days, 01:32:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/21 14:06:45] TimWolla and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/21 14:25:07] sjums_the_great [903/952] has come upon sairis [228/842] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:49 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/16/21 06:04:48] sjums_the_great [933/959] has challenged Tratos [1087/1207] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/17/21 15:55:22] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:43:50 towards level 91.
[01/18/21 07:17:24] sjums_the_great [171/959] has come upon Scar3cr0w [361/804] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:43:02 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/18/21 16:31:30] zankore, MELOONi, and canton7 [2596/2985] have team battled anarcat, Lemelisk, and sjums_the_great [3101/3260] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 02:47:09] sjums_the_great [446/959] has come upon Ironhoof [998/1426] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:23:46 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/19/21 12:03:32] sjums_the_great got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:22:45 from level 91.
[01/21/21 09:50:11] CodeB [242/749] has come upon sjums_the_great [137/959] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:57:51 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[01/21/21 17:42:50] CornFly [456/1178] has challenged sjums_the_great [25/959] in combat and won! 49 days, 16:46:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/22/21 02:44:56] Roxana [147/1585] has challenged sjums_the_great [469/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:04 is added to Roxana's clock.
[01/22/21 09:59:28] Andries and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/21 14:57:27] sjums_the_great [668/959] has come upon ilbelkyr [1112/1118] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 13:42:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/24/21 00:48:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 76 days, 12:15:51 toward level 91.
[01/25/21 11:04:08] IdleMaster [613/840] has challenged sjums_the_great [617/959] in combat and lost! 19 days, 12:52:24 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[01/25/21 22:10:53] sjums_the_great [76/959] has come upon jayvee [763/765] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:56:29 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[01/26/21 05:34:49] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:43 towards level 91.
[01/26/21 20:38:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sjums_the_great with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 15:41:26 from level 91.
[01/27/21 22:02:55] sjums_the_great and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 22:08:35] brendan, sjums_the_great, damyan, and shymega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/21 03:40:29] Jaxxsinn [265/275] has challenged sjums_the_great [363/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[01/30/21 14:48:06] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:45:57 towards level 91.
[01/31/21 17:45:03] golgy [924/940] has challenged sjums_the_great [216/959] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:55 is removed from golgy's clock.
[02/01/21 07:54:32] sjums_the_great [492/959] has come upon psycho [385/462] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:28:44 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/01/21 19:52:00] sjums_the_great [743/960] has challenged LordBanana [19/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:00:29 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/01/21 19:52:00] sjums_the_great has dealt LordBanana a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:03:47 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[02/02/21 13:58:55] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:54 towards level 91.
[02/02/21 23:35:01] sjums_the_great was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:07 towards level 91.
[02/03/21 00:00:16] sjums_the_great [824/963] has come upon tmberg [1392/1591] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:30:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/03/21 10:54:39] Eldoreth [423/1469] has come upon sjums_the_great [29/963] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:50:30 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[02/03/21 14:33:47] sjums_the_great misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:54 from level 91.
[02/04/21 01:57:28] sjums_the_great and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 09:07:30] sjums_the_great [140/963] has challenged irix [172/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:59:39 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/04/21 10:22:12] suterismus [405/1631] has come upon sjums_the_great [0/963] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:31:49 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/04/21 19:33:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 1 day, 18:49:51 toward level 91.
[02/06/21 17:19:59] Elgo [156/949] has come upon sjums_the_great [508/963] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:13:54 is added to Elgo's clock.
[02/09/21 10:38:06] sjums_the_great [283/972] has challenged IdleBot [1904/2293] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:32:44 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/10/21 04:57:00] sjums_the_great was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:42 towards level 91.
[02/10/21 08:21:28] himuraken, sjums_the_great, and el [1221/3183] have team battled canton7, maligned, and borsin [528/3092] and won! 1 day, 12:37:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/21 21:10:44] sjums_the_great and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 07:53:06] sjums_the_great, waifu, and GilbertErik [253/3283] have team battled buksi, AbrahamLinksys, and solarsparq [120/2491] and won! 0 days, 04:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 09:44:58] AbrahamLinksys [305/913] has come upon sjums_the_great [660/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:28:07 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/11/21 10:02:11] AsmDemon [285/373] has challenged sjums_the_great [26/972] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:11 is removed from AsmDemon's clock.
[02/11/21 14:44:06] bigtrees, sjums_the_great, and holloway [2264/2451] have team battled max, Scornn, and irix [752/2475] and won! 1 day, 03:06:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 01:14:43] d4rkp1r4t3 [233/449] has challenged sjums_the_great [387/972] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:05:35 is added to d4rkp1r4t3's clock.
[02/13/21 12:53:31] Misza, dclaw123, and phraktyl [2969/3166] have team battled sjums_the_great, h00k, and misha [673/2527] and won! 4 days, 03:40:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 00:53:07] sjums_the_great, brendan, and bisco [3470/3742] have team battled pfoley, CheeseSodaPunch, and Chuck [605/1950] and won! 0 days, 10:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 04:32:17] sjums_the_great [180/972] has challenged Zyphyr [605/798] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:15:30 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/15/21 13:15:20] sjums_the_great [479/972] has come upon psycho [380/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:07 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/15/21 17:36:41] sjums_the_great [408/987] has challenged Sharky4 [356/1223] in combat and won! 15 days, 14:44:58 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/17/21 09:44:54] sjums_the_great [644/987] has challenged max [104/675] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:47:43 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/18/21 00:48:28] sjums_the_great [628/987] has challenged Reilly [128/798] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:35:39 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/19/21 03:54:54] anderson [265/544] has challenged sjums_the_great [809/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:57 is added to anderson's clock.
[02/20/21 15:49:33] nawcom [240/758] has challenged sjums_the_great [811/987] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:27 is added to nawcom's clock.
[02/22/21 04:34:54] sjums_the_great and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/21 12:21:43] sjums_the_great and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/21 19:04:24] sjums_the_great was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:48:34 towards level 92.
[02/23/21 02:17:16] sjums_the_great [122/987] has challenged Sharky4 [868/1223] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:10:40 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/23/21 06:41:30] sjums_the_great and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 16:55:39] Orphic [48/266] has challenged sjums_the_great [955/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to Orphic's clock.
[02/25/21 00:28:18] sjums_the_great [434/993] has challenged dwfreed [776/909] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:47:55 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[02/26/21 03:43:30] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:20 towards level 92.
[02/26/21 07:10:22] sjums_the_great and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 03:18:12] sjums_the_great was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:47:23 from level 92.
[02/28/21 16:45:16] Atan, canton7, and Ironhoof [653/3439] have team battled phraktyl, sjums_the_great, and MJ94 [384/2384] and won! 5 days, 13:54:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 19:48:27] sjums_the_great and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/21 22:01:23] sjums_the_great and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/21 20:39:41] elf [637/1371] has challenged sjums_the_great [87/993] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:35:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/03/21 07:26:47] sjums_the_great had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:34 towards level 92.
[03/04/21 17:13:35] sjums_the_great was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:40:43 from level 92.
[03/05/21 22:32:46] sjums_the_great and algernon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 00:57:56] sjums_the_great [715/993] has challenged scumola [63/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:50:56 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/06/21 02:16:28] sjums_the_great found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:43 towards level 92.
[03/07/21 12:05:59] Muirrum [259/601] has challenged sjums_the_great [819/993] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:34:44 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[03/07/21 15:06:41] sjums_the_great [436/993] has challenged JeDa [413/713] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:55:24 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/07/21 21:57:33] sjums_the_great and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 12:26:26] phraktyl [164/687] has come upon sjums_the_great [480/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:35:15 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[03/09/21 13:39:53] sjums_the_great [856/993] has challenged SCSi [518/1053] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:21:26 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/09/21 22:36:18] GilbertErik [378/1159] has challenged sjums_the_great [93/993] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:40:50 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[03/10/21 00:43:56] rxcomm, Kurenai, and sjums_the_great [2309/2713] have team battled blabber, IdleMaster, and Khorne [1002/2532] and won! 0 days, 15:55:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 02:51:44] Heisenberg, sjums_the_great, and el [2627/3024] have team battled zankore, AncalagonThBlack, and simple [2752/3335] and lost! 0 days, 18:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/21 12:57:12] borsin [885/918] has come upon sjums_the_great [457/993] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:21:05 is removed from borsin's clock.
[03/10/21 14:02:18] sjums_the_great, Forud, and Sharky4 [1476/3181] have team battled blackroot, Chuck, and acolarh [242/1991] and won! 0 days, 19:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/21 20:27:12] sjums_the_great has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:19:30 from level 92.
[03/26/21 02:41:34] sjums_the_great lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:36 from level 92.
[03/27/21 20:42:43] Sullivan [120/209] has challenged sjums_the_great [412/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[03/28/21 02:22:15] sjums_the_great [696/993] has challenged zbe [343/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:41:47 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/29/21 12:37:51] sjums_the_great and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 14:48:23] sjums_the_great got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:14 from level 92.
[03/29/21 16:02:31] sjums_the_great found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:39 towards level 92.
[03/29/21 17:04:09] sjums_the_great learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:44 towards level 92.
[04/01/21 21:55:10] sjums_the_great and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/21 02:41:59] sjums_the_great [614/993] has challenged LukeLR [20/962] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:16:24 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/04/21 10:38:43] sjums_the_great [507/993] has come upon Scar3cr0w [36/772] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:59:42 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/04/21 14:35:01] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:15:54 towards level 93.
[04/05/21 11:10:02] androphius [286/539] has challenged sjums_the_great [247/993] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:29:18 is removed from androphius's clock.
[04/07/21 03:28:04] simple, Asara, and sjums_the_great [705/2919] have team battled C++, lipek, and bobvador [1872/2649] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 03:34:06] bigtrees [391/484] has come upon sjums_the_great [191/993] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:16 is removed from bigtrees's clock.
[04/08/21 14:27:45] Hirion [4/67] has challenged sjums_the_great [715/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:42 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/08/21 16:01:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 34 days, 07:25:39 toward level 93.
[04/08/21 16:44:14] idlerpgww, Agent86, and acolarh [2017/2586] have team battled zankore, d4rkp1r4t3, and sjums_the_great [687/2552] and won! 2 days, 20:17:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/21 20:23:32] elbie, sbp, and vegadark [1134/2413] have team battled Brainiac, sjums_the_great, and Yuhno [2455/2736] and lost! 2 days, 07:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 23:30:56] sjums_the_great [247/993] has challenged Chuck [447/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:02:19 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/08/21 23:39:07] Asara [104/784] has challenged sjums_the_great [543/993] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:26:51 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/09/21 06:32:48] sjums_the_great [415/993] has challenged simple [925/1149] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:47:58 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/09/21 10:21:44] PlasmaStar, sjums_the_great, and TimWolla [534/2777] have team battled Tenorman, MrGlass, and cornfeedhobo [815/2817] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/21 10:34:10] simple [176/1149] has challenged sjums_the_great [717/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:13:18 is added to simple's clock.
[04/09/21 11:13:09] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:09 towards level 93.
[04/09/21 21:37:12] Ignotum [319/526] has challenged sjums_the_great [913/993] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:53:34 is added to Ignotum's clock.
[04/10/21 15:43:56] xs [243/519] has challenged sjums_the_great [177/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:09:56 is removed from xs's clock.
[04/10/21 18:24:57] Andries, golgy, and bisco [5/3263] have team battled Mars, MrGlass, and sjums_the_great [598/3478] and lost! 1 day, 20:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/21 05:47:33] sjums_the_great [907/993] has challenged Brainiac [609/845] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:26:06 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/11/21 07:41:45] bobvador, sjums_the_great, and anderson [1983/2595] have team battled Zyphyr, bisco, and yano [1360/2783] and won! 1 day, 21:50:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/21 03:36:24] sjums_the_great burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sjums_the_great's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/21 02:52:18] sjums_the_great was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:42 from level 93.
[04/16/21 07:20:14] brycec [452/1111] has challenged sjums_the_great [253/987] in combat and won! 22 days, 19:29:03 is removed from brycec's clock.
[04/16/21 12:55:39] sjums_the_great and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/21 22:01:28] sjums_the_great fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:20 from level 93.
[04/17/21 04:25:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sjums_the_great 0 days, 05:26:34 toward level 93.
[04/18/21 00:38:06] sjums_the_great bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:22 towards level 93.
[04/18/21 17:32:30] sjums_the_great [766/987] has challenged HeavyPodda [719/1136] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:17 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/19/21 00:18:51] sjums_the_great [851/991] has challenged cirdan [223/856] in combat and won! 19 days, 08:41:03 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/19/21 06:11:06] caeli1 [69/387] has come upon sjums_the_great [506/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:44:13 is added to caeli1's clock.
[04/19/21 12:37:27] sjums_the_great and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/21 13:41:48] testing, anarcat, and sjums_the_great [256/2201] have team battled freeboson, el, and himuraken [277/2945] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/21 14:49:20] sjums_the_great [908/991] has come upon popey [109/425] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:04:57 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/19/21 23:39:22] Herb_Tarlek [135/940] has come upon sjums_the_great [579/991] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:37 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/20/21 20:10:04] cirdan and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/21 00:36:59] FSM [434/687] has come upon sjums_the_great [210/991] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:41:08 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/22/21 07:10:26] sjums_the_great [578/991] has come upon Scar3cr0w [350/772] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:20:21 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/21 07:10:06] sjums_the_great [982/991] has challenged Atan [250/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:40:51 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[04/25/21 11:27:54] blabber, misha, and kenyon [1408/2164] have team battled Jones, sjums_the_great, and blackroot [843/1720] and won! 8 days, 16:53:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 01:39:38] mordac, Lemelisk, and talisein [2433/3035] have team battled Andries, Hirion, and sjums_the_great [1464/2269] and won! 0 days, 00:31:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 02:39:19] sjums_the_great ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:31:19 from level 94.
[04/27/21 13:52:10] sjums_the_great hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:18:21 towards level 94.
[04/27/21 20:24:50] Tratos [365/1208] has challenged sjums_the_great [565/991] in combat and lost! 10 days, 01:05:46 is added to Tratos's clock.
[04/28/21 04:43:41] lipek, Andries, and sjefen6 [82/3378] have team battled sjums_the_great, Ignotum, and borsin [1504/2367] and lost! 9 days, 19:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 01:34:38] mordac [1447/1516] has come upon sjums_the_great [762/991] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 05:34:39 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/29/21 14:27:17] AncalagonThBlack and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 05:17:05] pfoley [557/582] has come upon sjums_the_great [576/991] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:27:54 is added to pfoley's clock.
[04/30/21 08:33:03] sjums_the_great stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:58 towards level 94.
[04/30/21 09:40:01] sjums_the_great [962/991] has challenged Andries [956/1002] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:44:46 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/01/21 08:59:43] JensRex, brycec, and Vic [2798/3241] have team battled Roxana, grooverider, and sjums_the_great [3758/4433] and lost! 1 day, 19:33:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 11:57:52] sjums_the_great got their Covid-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:57 towards level 94.
[05/01/21 17:50:52] AsmDemon, Ignotum, sjums_the_great, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/21 21:49:04] sjums_the_great [628/991] has challenged celesham [290/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:12:10 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/02/21 14:20:26] sjums_the_great and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/21 21:05:26] MELOONi [151/805] has come upon sjums_the_great [846/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:57:19 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[05/03/21 21:00:54] grooverider [282/1779] has challenged sjums_the_great [850/991] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:28:15 is added to grooverider's clock.
[05/03/21 22:46:51] sjums_the_great reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sjums_the_great's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/21 22:53:31] h00k, acolarh, and mordac [858/3151] have team battled zbe, sjums_the_great, and Yuhno [1077/2682] and lost! 3 days, 13:52:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/21 12:15:09] Zaratustra [854/1130] has come upon sjums_the_great [247/996] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:40:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/04/21 17:22:02] sjums_the_great ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:00 from level 94.
[05/05/21 07:42:16] sjums_the_great, Beefcan, and Xenthys [1554/2525] have team battled Eldoreth, Ttech, and Sharky4 [3778/4897] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/21 13:11:00] blizgerg [9/1248] has challenged sjums_the_great [420/996] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:09:19 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/05/21 13:33:48] lipek, fattrat, and sjums_the_great [3170/3706] have team battled sairis, Lnk, and dindinx [159/2988] and won! 0 days, 01:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/21 14:33:48] rxcomm, sjums_the_great, androphius, and Pici have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/21 01:33:49] sjums_the_great [384/996] has challenged JensRex [1056/1271] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:46:03 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/07/21 04:15:00] sjums_the_great was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 13:49:09 from level 95.
[05/07/21 13:21:45] Ironhoof, CornFly, and sjums_the_great [2482/3575] have team battled maligned, algernon, and eroc1990 [1789/2795] and won! 4 days, 10:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 08:35:15] dindinx, LordBanana, and Misza [1282/2855] have team battled Chuck, sjums_the_great, and Jones [954/2158] and won! 1 day, 18:59:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 20:20:57] Nofew [103/909] has come upon sjums_the_great [75/996] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:20:51 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/10/21 10:32:54] sjums_the_great was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:35:07 from level 95.
[05/11/21 02:07:08] sjums_the_great bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 11:22:42 towards level 95.
[05/11/21 04:43:53] gdm, sjums_the_great, SCSi, and Andries have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/21 09:39:07] Yuhno [108/891] has come upon sjums_the_great [170/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:38:56 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[05/12/21 03:21:39] sjums_the_great tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:38:59 towards level 95.
[05/13/21 23:15:17] sjums_the_great [899/996] has come upon Vic [21/764] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:41:36 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[05/13/21 23:56:55] allo and sjums_the_great have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/21 15:30:32] PiotrekD, bigtrees, and sjums_the_great [2073/2586] have team battled Xenthys, waifu, and Gatewayy [2747/2839] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/21 03:30:55] ohnx [37/635] has challenged sjums_the_great [54/996] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:27:31 is added to ohnx's clock.
[05/20/21 12:38:31] Syloq, sjums_the_great, and zbe [1958/2576] have team battled Yuhno, vegadark, and LukeLR [2386/2625] and lost! 1 day, 12:28:36 is added to their clocks.