Player Info

User: theZoMBiE
Class: Infected with Sand
Admin?: No
Level: 66
Next level: 23 days, 00:34:11
Status: Offline
Host: paws-!~paws@45.61.13.146
Account Created: Fri Sep 14 08:31:13 2018
Last login: Tue May 11 08:52:49 2021
Total time idled: 499 days, 19:05:24
Current position: [230,25]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 66
boots: 45
charm: 40
gloves: 32
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 52
ring: 62 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 46
tunic: 82 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 49

sum: 547

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 2 days, 15:21:46
part: None
quest: 1 day, 13:22:55
quit: 48 days, 06:22:07

total: 52 days, 11:06:48

Character Modifiers

[03/11/16 13:19:10] theZoMBiE [3/4] has challenged Fluttershy [429/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/11/16 13:49:27] theZoMBiE [5/9] has challenged irix [882/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/11/16 15:55:47] theZoMBiE [23/41] has challenged Killerkid [645/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/11/16 20:21:11] theZoMBiE [26/84] has challenged Zaratustra [229/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/11/16 23:04:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theZoMBiE with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:10:20 from level 16.
[03/12/16 10:23:03] theZoMBiE grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:55 towards level 21.
[03/13/16 07:49:53] theZoMBiE [219/235] has challenged Kable [674/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/13/16 09:54:58] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:21 towards level 26.
[03/13/16 14:39:29] theZoMBiE [170/241] has challenged DesertStorm [453/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/13/16 16:51:11] theZoMBiE set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:04 from level 27.
[03/13/16 23:01:16] Reed [2/3] has challenged theZoMBiE [225/241] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Reed's clock.
[03/13/16 23:51:52] theZoMBiE [216/256] has challenged arlen [304/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/14/16 07:39:30] zbart [370/408] has come upon theZoMBiE [52/256] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:26:47 is removed from zbart's clock.
[03/14/16 09:51:24] theZoMBiE [92/265] has challenged damyan [288/772] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/14/16 21:26:49] theZoMBiE [100/289] has challenged PersonalJ [27/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/15/16 04:10:53] fangfufu, theZoMBiE, and soltys [583/1397] have team battled Fahrenheit, damyan, and fbenoit [552/1667] and won! 0 days, 00:47:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 07:01:50] Akiyuki, Majak, and Fluttershy [750/1907] have team battled zid, theZoMBiE, and allo [419/1553] and won! 0 days, 19:50:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/16 07:22:44] theZoMBiE [62/289] has challenged Kronos [306/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/15/16 21:42:03] Pithlit, MadHatter, and theZoMBiE [282/1232] have team battled Majak, BronyDee, and Kable [1539/1607] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/16 22:53:10] theZoMBiE [270/303] has challenged Frogging101 [10/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/16/16 12:39:45] theZoMBiE [94/325] has challenged yano [400/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/17/16 05:24:37] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:17 towards level 33.
[03/17/16 09:28:43] theZoMBiE [306/335] has challenged sbp [319/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/17/16 12:06:51] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:28 towards level 34.
[03/17/16 14:16:22] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:00 towards level 34.
[03/18/16 07:29:27] Virtual [425/827] has challenged theZoMBiE [13/335] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:34:53 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[03/18/16 07:46:34] theZoMBiE [167/335] has challenged rharwood [522/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/18/16 16:50:48] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:48 towards level 35.
[03/19/16 06:30:23] ChasedSpade, theZoMBiE, and ville [871/1672] have team battled MJ94, pfoley, and CornFly [1287/2288] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/16 10:44:24] theZoMBiE [49/336] has challenged SpaceKookie [268/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/20/16 01:30:26] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:02 towards level 36.
[03/20/16 17:40:45] theZoMBiE [245/410] has challenged Oooooog [201/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/21/16 06:52:55] theZoMBiE was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:44 from level 37.
[03/21/16 13:42:39] theZoMBiE was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:23 towards level 37.
[03/21/16 16:37:43] theZoMBiE [249/410] has come upon mwhahaha [424/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:39:46 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/21/16 22:24:59] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:10 towards level 37.
[03/31/16 10:30:21] HeavyPodda [233/910] has come upon theZoMBiE [84/410] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:43:51 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/31/16 11:27:00] uhmmm [101/344] has challenged theZoMBiE [404/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/31/16 12:48:50] theZoMBiE [118/410] has challenged hannesenator [639/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/31/16 23:37:32] theZoMBiE [400/410] has come upon arlen [311/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:45 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/02/16 03:33:29] theZoMBiE [6/419] has challenged robox [103/571] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/02/16 04:13:37] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:59 from level 39.
[04/03/16 22:10:21] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:55 towards level 39.
[04/04/16 05:38:07] theZoMBiE [188/419] has come upon LordH [647/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/04/16 09:18:36] theZoMBiE [326/419] has challenged Evrial [605/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/05/16 06:21:44] zbart, Imhalek, and theZoMBiE [792/1285] have team battled thesleepingrozek, Animalia, and brendan [501/1613] and won! 0 days, 04:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/16 21:03:38] theZoMBiE misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:35 from level 40.
[04/06/16 10:34:58] theZoMBiE EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:03 from level 40.
[04/06/16 18:03:55] theZoMBiE [415/419] has challenged MJ94 [705/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/06/16 18:15:59] idisjunction [40/912] has challenged theZoMBiE [340/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:39:47 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[04/07/16 01:09:15] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:11 towards level 41.
[04/07/16 05:37:16] m0shbear, blizgerg, and abra0 [1633/1976] have team battled Cameron_D, theZoMBiE, and simple [1208/2182] and won! 1 day, 04:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 08:28:10] theZoMBiE walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:36 from level 41.
[04/07/16 19:44:55] bheesham [172/342] has challenged theZoMBiE [279/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to bheesham's clock.
[04/09/16 05:15:43] Plasmastar, theZoMBiE, and Bkid [1152/1399] have team battled CornFly, Tharbakery, and Misza [2087/2430] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 06:08:31] XJR-9, theZoMBiE, and PinkiePie [96/1651] have team battled bheesham, himuraken, and Ironhoof [476/1301] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 14:03:24] theZoMBiE [262/419] has come upon Kiesteel [185/375] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:34 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/09/16 18:22:03] theZoMBiE [17/441] has challenged Sir_Lemming [284/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/10/16 05:24:43] bl4ckscor3 [238/654] has challenged theZoMBiE [15/441] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:39:46 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/11/16 03:12:22] theZoMBiE [230/441] has come upon fattrat [667/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:35 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/11/16 22:54:28] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:38 towards level 42.
[04/12/16 00:20:29] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:55 towards level 42.
[04/12/16 02:40:50] Babar [237/931] has challenged theZoMBiE [30/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:29:53 is removed from Babar's clock.
[04/12/16 02:40:50] In the fierce battle, theZoMBiE dropped his level 45 charm! Babar picks it up, tossing his old level 43 charm to theZoMBiE.
[04/13/16 01:30:34] theZoMBiE [4/459] has challenged Regnor [530/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/13/16 13:20:48] theZoMBiE [80/459] has come upon SynthesizerPatel [77/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:05 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/15/16 21:15:20] SudoKing [160/686] has challenged theZoMBiE [395/459] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to SudoKing's clock.
[04/15/16 23:15:21] keeper_c [1002/1239] has challenged theZoMBiE [413/459] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:26:42 is removed from keeper_c's clock.
[04/16/16 04:49:27] theZoMBiE broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:35 from level 43.
[04/16/16 17:57:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 04:56:26 toward level 43.
[04/17/16 14:03:06] theZoMBiE was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:54 from level 43.
[04/17/16 16:14:04] theZoMBiE [11/459] has challenged HeavyPodda [720/910] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/19/16 09:09:21] theZoMBiE [398/459] has come upon rharwood [447/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:25:31 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/19/16 10:45:15] argus [681/781] has challenged theZoMBiE [235/459] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:42:40 is removed from argus's clock.
[04/19/16 11:25:46] AbacusAvenger [192/353] has challenged theZoMBiE [62/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/20/16 07:20:49] sloth, Chuck, and WallIdl [840/1263] have team battled theZoMBiE, jose, and kensington [395/1932] and won! 0 days, 05:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 04:58:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 14:41:11 toward level 44.
[04/21/16 20:52:35] theZoMBiE [209/459] has challenged Zaratustra [283/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/21/16 21:59:54] buyoq [140/339] has challenged theZoMBiE [54/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[04/25/16 03:51:53] tspange [247/740] has challenged theZoMBiE [447/459] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to tspange's clock.
[04/26/16 00:14:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 09:38:01 toward level 45.
[04/26/16 08:38:28] LordH, odify, and theZoMBiE [540/1608] have team battled Globalirc, identd, and m0shbear [273/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:03:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 16:52:41] theZoMBiE [159/459] has challenged Lios [270/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/29/16 12:49:00] Herb_Tarlek [134/259] has challenged theZoMBiE [162/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/03/16 02:06:52] odify [300/397] has challenged theZoMBiE [267/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from odify's clock.
[05/07/16 01:33:46] bigjay, MrGlass, and Lios [11/2169] have team battled KeboDK, unicron, and theZoMBiE [1590/1956] and lost! 0 days, 22:34:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 05:25:00] Iria, Budzogan, and dalisra [628/1250] have team battled Friedolin, theZoMBiE, and Hundikutsikas [1245/1339] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 07:24:28] babilen [528/536] has challenged theZoMBiE [205/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from babilen's clock.
[05/09/16 00:03:10] Diitto [398/1161] has come upon theZoMBiE [330/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:24 is removed from Diitto's clock.
[05/10/16 03:17:48] theZoMBiE [260/459] has come upon Shayy [127/165] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:05 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/10/16 09:57:35] theZoMBiE [447/467] has challenged vegadark [122/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:13:09 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/10/16 16:57:49] Hundikutsikas, brycec, and kier [901/2003] have team battled Regnor, theZoMBiE, and godog [584/1974] and won! 0 days, 05:30:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/16 15:34:17] theZoMBiE, Schrodinger, and BURUT [779/1575] have team battled Kiesteel, Mirc0p, and Misza [157/2083] and won! 0 days, 00:03:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 00:06:08] theZoMBiE reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! theZoMBiE's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/16 16:02:07] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:41 towards level 47.
[05/12/16 22:11:07] eva42 [189/1106] has come upon theZoMBiE [194/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:34 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/14/16 05:43:10] theZoMBiE [169/469] has come upon Satoshi [187/805] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:45 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/14/16 15:25:45] nitzer, odify, and sjefen6 [159/1539] have team battled Bvarne, beefnog, and theZoMBiE [1588/1633] and lost! 0 days, 14:25:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/16 16:51:42] theZoMBiE, IdleMaster, and theemstra [1086/1469] have team battled PinkiePie, Plasmastar, and Globalirc [590/1580] and won! 0 days, 05:27:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/16 14:43:33] theZoMBiE [311/492] has challenged a1291762 [50/1009] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/16/16 20:35:51] MJ94, d34th, and Eldoreth [268/1802] have team battled vegadark, MadHatter, and theZoMBiE [937/1423] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/16 02:02:12] MJ94 [528/655] has challenged theZoMBiE [388/492] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:29:55 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[05/17/16 15:07:32] theZoMBiE [82/492] has challenged Milquetoast [258/905] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/18/16 00:20:37] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:12 towards level 48.
[05/18/16 05:46:32] theZoMBiE [38/492] has challenged Antutuuuuu [402/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:03:31 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/18/16 19:15:15] bigjay, theZoMBiE, and Diitto [783/2672] have team battled godog, d34th, and brendan [974/2668] and lost! 0 days, 16:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/16 22:34:03] theZoMBiE, grooverider, and kier [204/2151] have team battled sasaniak, ruan, and astropoint [237/1439] and lost! 0 days, 10:47:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/16 12:45:31] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:48 towards level 48.
[05/25/16 21:38:35] theZoMBiE, Sixbierehomme, and JensRex [1372/1588] have team battled yur, Zaratustra, and prime [1425/1986] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/16 22:57:24] vrillusions [301/990] has challenged theZoMBiE [89/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:02 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[05/26/16 07:24:26] theZoMBiE ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:52 from level 48.
[05/27/16 02:44:19] Fluttershy, theZoMBiE, and Nofew [1095/2514] have team battled astropoint, Zaratustra, and zokko [1499/2051] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/16 17:10:34] theZoMBiE, Xyrael, and Kronos [1044/1437] have team battled PiotrekD, Sage, and Tenorman [531/1640] and won! 0 days, 10:50:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 00:07:24] m0shbear, HeavyPodda, and theZoMBiE [410/2046] have team battled fattrat, SlowRiot, and Satoshi [610/2368] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 14:06:22] theZoMBiE, Boohbah, and dxrt [1781/2178] have team battled MJ94, ChasedSpade, and neuro [230/2291] and won! 0 days, 05:12:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 10:55:01] theZoMBiE [231/502] has challenged Tzic [368/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/30/16 17:41:43] theZoMBiE [42/502] has come upon joek [20/640] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:47:00 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/30/16 17:41:43] theZoMBiE has dealt joek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:20:00 is added to joek's clock.
[06/01/16 14:32:58] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:00 towards level 49.
[06/02/16 15:25:46] oooooooooooooooo [239/376] has challenged theZoMBiE [319/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[06/02/16 22:09:38] MadHatter [2/519] has challenged theZoMBiE [420/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:33 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[06/03/16 04:53:25] AbacusAvenger, Simie, and grooverider [125/2225] have team battled Evrial, PiotrekD, and theZoMBiE [1586/1756] and lost! 1 day, 14:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/16 07:22:49] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:01 towards level 49.
[06/03/16 08:43:52] godog, Killerkid, and theZoMBiE [451/2034] have team battled SirMonkeybox, daemoneye, and dax [1638/1994] and lost! 0 days, 13:25:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 17:34:49] Unikitty [398/916] has challenged theZoMBiE [497/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:34 is added to Unikitty's clock.
[06/06/16 18:56:43] Cthulhu [222/232] has challenged theZoMBiE [317/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Cthulhu's clock.
[06/06/16 19:33:39] theZoMBiE [296/508] has challenged joek [367/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/07/16 01:00:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theZoMBiE with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 05:41:45 from level 50.
[06/07/16 21:09:28] bl4ckscor3 [418/534] has come upon theZoMBiE [92/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:22:14 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[06/07/16 23:49:56] theZoMBiE, Regnor, and uhmmm [1426/1801] have team battled brendan, SynthesizerPatel, and OverCoder [13/2045] and won! 2 days, 03:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 14:37:22] theZoMBiE ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:50:26 from level 50.
[06/08/16 15:48:34] kenyon, KyloRen, and brycec [2414/2862] have team battled theZoMBiE, Onceuponaban, and dindinx [1141/1359] and won! 0 days, 01:21:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 23:53:03] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:52 towards level 50.
[06/10/16 14:06:34] MisterMurderhobo [162/198] has challenged theZoMBiE [300/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to MisterMurderhobo's clock.
[06/10/16 23:53:20] honkybonky, theZoMBiE, and keeper_c [1412/2405] have team battled KeboDK, Chuck, and d34th [394/2352] and won! 2 days, 02:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 20:23:32] basepi [318/603] has come upon theZoMBiE [492/508] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:09:43 is added to basepi's clock.
[06/12/16 23:03:02] Fizban [19/21] has challenged theZoMBiE [186/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Fizban's clock.
[06/13/16 05:19:51] theZoMBiE ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:12:14 from level 50.
[06/13/16 12:40:44] robox, ruan, and theZoMBiE [277/1446] have team battled fattrat, vegadark, and suterismus [1226/2230] and lost! 1 day, 07:01:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/16 17:28:46] KyloRen, MetaNova, and Pokota [498/1704] have team battled Plasmastar, godog, and theZoMBiE [420/1535] and won! 2 days, 09:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 08:54:50] Andries [110/547] has challenged theZoMBiE [381/508] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:27:15 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/14/16 12:45:31] Satoshi, Majak, and d34th [1912/2265] have team battled theZoMBiE, dclaw123, and Andries [590/1387] and won! 0 days, 10:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 13:43:19] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:19 towards level 50.
[06/17/16 06:31:06] desspugne [500/992] has challenged theZoMBiE [361/508] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[06/17/16 08:15:57] Gmane, theZoMBiE, and nfsnobody [1463/1606] have team battled yano, qrry, and dindinx [760/1444] and won! 0 days, 20:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/16 16:07:39] theZoMBiE, arlen, and damyan [557/2293] have team battled agrajag, Furry, and mwhahaha [1541/1865] and lost! 0 days, 14:39:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/16 07:18:49] pfoley, Gatewayy, and theZoMBiE [1435/1965] have team battled sasaniak, TauPan, and grooverider [1/1694] and won! 0 days, 15:03:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/16 17:06:28] theZoMBiE misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:22 from level 50.
[06/18/16 22:23:29] holloway, Brainiac, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/16 02:12:47] kazuya, theZoMBiE, and Hydrogenum [543/1252] have team battled VoidFox, MetaNova, and Xenthys [547/1756] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 20:51:12] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:24 from level 50.
[06/20/16 00:33:28] shandor, buyoq, and theZoMBiE [172/1614] have team battled Andries, Pici, and Beavis [1984/2407] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/16 02:08:04] Akbar [3/4] has challenged theZoMBiE [319/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Akbar's clock.
[06/20/16 12:35:37] theZoMBiE [469/508] has come upon Fluttershy [611/1062] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:30 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/20/16 18:33:07] theZoMBiE [199/536] has challenged Chuck [291/512] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/21/16 19:37:49] Eldoreth, Kussie, and colints [970/1260] have team battled theZoMBiE, ChasedSpade, and Furry [976/1782] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/16 01:25:44] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:14 towards level 51.
[06/25/16 01:08:58] dindinx, CornFly, and keeper_c [2468/2564] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and BURUT [1000/2148] and won! 1 day, 12:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/16 08:06:54] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:41 towards level 51.
[06/29/16 18:07:41] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:15 towards level 51.
[07/06/16 05:18:13] NoodleCake [574/639] has come upon theZoMBiE [489/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:07:37 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[07/06/16 05:18:13] NoodleCake has dealt theZoMBiE a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:47:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/07/16 01:37:00] theZoMBiE [391/650] has challenged darkmage [682/818] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/07/16 05:33:19] theZoMBiE [44/650] has come upon Pithlit [282/475] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:27:14 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/07/16 10:17:19] gipyelrah, vox, and theZoMBiE [2017/2539] have team battled RBecker, abra0, and JensRex [1773/1793] and won! 1 day, 15:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 10:49:15] Killerkid, theZoMBiE, and unicron [1504/2248] have team battled Antutuuuuu, Ttech, and Lios [749/2637] and won! 0 days, 23:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 08:47:41] prime, Lios, and Ttech [1281/2638] have team battled theZoMBiE, Lemelisk, and zid [2513/2627] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/16 15:57:17] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:18 towards level 52.
[07/20/16 13:17:47] SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and MJ94 [31/2119] have team battled Bradicus, cudaman73, and Brainiac [750/1602] and lost! 0 days, 15:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/16 09:01:11] theZoMBiE [601/644] has come upon Ttech [1144/1405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:35:29 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/23/16 21:04:28] Satoshi, theemstra, and Plasmastar [1064/1845] have team battled pants, theZoMBiE, and holloway [360/1857] and won! 10 days, 13:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 07:12:23] Tratos, Globalirc, and MJ94 [883/2317] have team battled freeboson, theZoMBiE, and Asara [1118/2297] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 11:19:10] theZoMBiE [255/644] has come upon Bvarne [672/719] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:30 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/26/16 22:05:35] theZoMBiE, a1291762, and grooverider [1465/2580] have team battled blizgerg, rxcomm, and PinkiePie [635/2228] and won! 0 days, 19:55:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/16 12:09:03] theZoMBiE died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:27 from level 52.
[07/27/16 17:44:01] IdleMaster, bootdisk, and theZoMBiE [856/1562] have team battled Boohbah, Zaratustra, and Ladon [886/2476] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/16 02:04:40] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:58 towards level 52.
[07/30/16 18:59:54] theZoMBiE fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:33 from level 52.
[07/31/16 01:46:23] theZoMBiE [216/648] has challenged a1291762 [145/1029] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/31/16 17:57:49] godog [204/664] has come upon theZoMBiE [181/648] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:34:09 is removed from godog's clock.
[08/01/16 13:06:20] GilbertErik, SarahD, and zankore [1595/1861] have team battled kork, theZoMBiE, and Schmid [396/1322] and won! 0 days, 11:47:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 09:29:09] theZoMBiE [517/648] has come upon unicron [65/718] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:43:45 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/03/16 19:05:52] theZoMBiE saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:31:04 from level 53.
[08/04/16 13:49:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 2 days, 14:39:52 toward level 53.
[08/06/16 11:47:46] Mjolnir, Brainiac, Douhet, and theZoMBiE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/16 12:19:22] theZoMBiE [283/648] has come upon Cypher [33/991] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:31:46 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/07/16 10:42:06] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:01 from level 53.
[08/07/16 18:27:38] Frogging101, theZoMBiE, and vox [388/2002] have team battled yano, everbrew, and brycec [649/1995] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/16 04:51:23] theZoMBiE [90/877] has challenged everbrew [191/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/09/16 07:23:31] theZoMBiE [271/877] has come upon rxcomm [483/809] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:00:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/09/16 09:10:48] theZoMBiE grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:12 towards level 54.
[08/10/16 00:51:31] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:19 towards level 54.
[08/10/16 23:14:25] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:29 towards level 54.
[08/11/16 03:09:35] Gatewayy [176/863] has challenged theZoMBiE [704/877] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:15:21 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[08/11/16 05:54:58] theZoMBiE misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:16:26 from level 54.
[08/11/16 15:24:56] dclaw123 [436/593] has challenged theZoMBiE [546/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[08/11/16 17:38:53] Plasmastar [72/342] has come upon theZoMBiE [436/877] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:21 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[08/11/16 21:16:36] Iri [110/347] has challenged theZoMBiE [191/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/11/16 21:48:19] theZoMBiE sharpened the edge of his weapon! theZoMBiE's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/16 12:27:31] theZoMBiE was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:38:39 from level 54.
[08/14/16 07:55:53] dwfreed [35/475] has come upon theZoMBiE [220/892] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:38:19 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/17/16 02:51:44] MontyZuma, Jagon, and SarahD [1659/2204] have team battled KeboDK, theZoMBiE, and WallIdl [549/2491] and won! 1 day, 02:36:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/16 14:27:32] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:56 towards level 54.
[08/18/16 21:26:40] Cameron_D, Sir_Lemming, and elf [2221/2591] have team battled xa, theZoMBiE, and Reilly [167/1428] and won! 7 days, 21:58:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 23:15:12] Satoshi, theZoMBiE, bootdisk, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/16 04:26:33] theZoMBiE [77/902] has challenged Pici [243/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:51 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/20/16 00:53:04] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:29 towards level 54.
[08/20/16 16:12:03] PriceChild [477/650] has challenged theZoMBiE [672/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:20:02 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[08/21/16 09:01:01] Anaxyn [236/745] has come upon theZoMBiE [769/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:02 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[08/21/16 22:27:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 09:41:45 toward level 54.
[08/23/16 13:36:49] theZoMBiE misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:52 from level 54.
[08/24/16 09:51:47] Xenthys [105/687] has come upon theZoMBiE [653/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:15 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/25/16 04:14:39] theZoMBiE misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:12 from level 54.
[08/25/16 07:52:42] theZoMBiE [54/902] has challenged Lios [538/861] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:39 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/25/16 20:46:55] theZoMBiE [856/902] has come upon Beavis [621/1046] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:43 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/26/16 01:04:11] theZoMBiE [547/902] has come upon Boohbah [185/725] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:08 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/26/16 01:58:35] theZoMBiE [176/902] has challenged Str1ngS [265/564] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/27/16 20:33:31] magnetik [142/546] has challenged theZoMBiE [182/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to magnetik's clock.
[08/29/16 03:38:19] Majak, pixelate, and Lowbow [1675/1757] have team battled theZoMBiE, ville, and oooooooooooooooo [903/2131] and won! 3 days, 14:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 14:06:01] theZoMBiE got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:27:08 from level 55.
[08/29/16 22:06:57] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:22:42 towards level 55.
[08/29/16 23:44:11] dindinx [133/415] has come upon theZoMBiE [156/902] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:36:53 is added to dindinx's clock.
[09/01/16 00:15:42] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:36 towards level 55.
[09/01/16 23:14:51] theZoMBiE [851/902] has challenged allo [61/467] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:18:39 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/02/16 15:20:24] theZoMBiE [886/902] has challenged Plasmastar [135/342] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:49:20 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/03/16 02:17:48] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:39 towards level 55.
[09/03/16 20:11:25] theZoMBiE [635/902] has come upon PriceChild [508/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:28:11 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/04/16 13:13:50] LOG_BOT [29/50] has challenged theZoMBiE [837/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to LOG_BOT's clock.
[09/04/16 15:32:40] LukeLR [6/161] has challenged theZoMBiE [544/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[09/04/16 16:35:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 2 days, 05:36:19 toward level 55.
[09/05/16 20:25:59] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:32 towards level 55.
[09/06/16 01:22:25] LukeLR [25/250] has challenged theZoMBiE [337/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[09/06/16 03:49:23] theZoMBiE [147/902] has challenged Eldoreth [57/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:18 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/06/16 08:53:44] SN4T14 [33/464] has challenged theZoMBiE [428/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[09/06/16 09:06:49] theZoMBiE [321/902] has come upon Str1ngS [256/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:13 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/06/16 13:00:57] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:34 towards level 55.
[09/08/16 21:59:07] theZoMBiE [335/902] has come upon Killerkid [398/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:55 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/09/16 21:36:32] theZoMBiE [554/902] has come upon Slick [39/300] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:42 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/09/16 23:45:03] theZoMBiE [241/902] has challenged prime [33/515] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/14/16 15:04:08] spillere [544/580] has challenged theZoMBiE [120/902] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:28:20 is removed from spillere's clock.
[09/15/16 01:16:57] theZoMBiE [634/902] has come upon simple [469/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:53:06 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/16/16 14:31:02] theZoMBiE, desspugne, and Firien [733/2778] have team battled double, abra0, and zid [171/2343] and won! 0 days, 21:32:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 19:15:30] shandor, dwfreed, and yano [1157/1936] have team battled theZoMBiE, freeboson, and Herb_Tarlek [1850/1987] and lost! 1 day, 13:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/16 20:32:41] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:38 towards level 56.
[09/18/16 03:36:43] DrOfBaconNomics [37/666] has challenged theZoMBiE [801/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:27:57 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[09/19/16 10:25:03] theZoMBiE, h00k, and Relayer [1084/2144] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, efn_idle_hobo, and suterismus [1478/2188] and lost! 0 days, 09:23:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/16 12:49:07] theZoMBiE [489/902] has challenged Asara [702/1117] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:25:58 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/21/16 05:04:07] theZoMBiE [184/902] has challenged Agusanz [146/524] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:32:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/21/16 07:00:18] theZoMBiE, XenGi, and freeboson [801/2403] have team battled Gatewayy, theemstra, and Babar [443/2568] and won! 2 days, 04:31:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/16 05:04:33] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:44 towards level 56.
[09/23/16 09:46:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 2 days, 14:52:45 toward level 56.
[09/23/16 21:27:54] theZoMBiE [252/902] has challenged Globalirc [372/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/23/16 23:50:26] theZoMBiE [651/902] has come upon Zye [98/708] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:32 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/26/16 06:47:15] theZoMBiE [590/902] has come upon Bradicus [295/549] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:43:22 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/26/16 11:03:57] theZoMBiE [269/902] has challenged Bradicus [278/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/27/16 10:13:56] kork, shandor, and Bradicus [446/1610] have team battled Mirc0p, Doctor, and theZoMBiE [2194/2440] and lost! 3 days, 03:28:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/16 10:38:38] theZoMBiE, Furry, and fangfufu [81/2095] have team battled Spork_Witch, Crazycatlady, and suterismus [1127/2078] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 01:24:43] iViLe [538/998] has challenged theZoMBiE [174/902] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:10:25 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[09/28/16 04:30:49] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:02 towards level 56.
[09/28/16 06:26:41] Jareeta [639/1053] has challenged theZoMBiE [702/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:52:10 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[09/28/16 20:32:14] theZoMBiE [398/902] has challenged Pineapple [81/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:40 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/29/16 02:34:34] PinkiePie [577/632] has challenged theZoMBiE [647/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:34 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[09/29/16 03:11:03] theZoMBiE [417/902] has challenged Sixbierehomme [110/711] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/29/16 05:21:22] JensRex [112/411] has come upon theZoMBiE [874/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:07 is added to JensRex's clock.
[09/29/16 12:09:51] theZoMBiE spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! theZoMBiE's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/16 03:57:45] Silvanus_Betrium [500/575] has challenged theZoMBiE [55/896] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:50:11 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/02/16 04:32:40] acsid [70/212] has challenged theZoMBiE [565/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to acsid's clock.
[10/02/16 18:07:05] theemstra [481/723] has come upon theZoMBiE [6/896] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:40:18 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/03/16 00:18:15] theZoMBiE [344/896] has come upon Xikeon [22/358] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:37:36 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/03/16 02:05:22] theZoMBiE [424/896] has challenged ville [540/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:34:23 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/04/16 07:36:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 4 days, 18:39:07 toward level 57.
[10/04/16 13:23:17] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:14 towards level 57.
[10/04/16 21:40:57] IdleMaster [388/491] has come upon theZoMBiE [299/900] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:55:42 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[10/05/16 05:23:14] Meta [526/725] has challenged theZoMBiE [609/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:39:41 is added to Meta's clock.
[10/06/16 09:46:45] Eldoreth, jenksy, and theZoMBiE [1591/2381] have team battled kenyon, bl4ckscor3, and blizgerg [2215/2460] and lost! 2 days, 11:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/16 12:09:06] theZoMBiE [37/900] has come upon oooooooooooooooo [584/625] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:51:15 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/06/16 12:17:30] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:11 towards level 57.
[10/09/16 14:31:54] zankore [70/763] has come upon theZoMBiE [285/900] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:49:55 is added to zankore's clock.
[10/09/16 17:27:28] Eldoreth [591/605] has challenged theZoMBiE [589/900] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:03:45 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[10/10/16 20:42:22] gipyelrah, DrOfBaconNomics, and sjefen6 [858/2379] have team battled Doctor, pants, and theZoMBiE [1383/2575] and lost! 2 days, 09:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 00:37:38] CornFly [783/938] has challenged theZoMBiE [11/900] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:02:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[10/11/16 11:11:29] Flynn, blind, and theZoMBiE [1689/2644] have team battled PinkiePie, Heisenberg, and Realmy [1568/2087] and won! 2 days, 03:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 17:44:34] hannesenator [567/894] has come upon theZoMBiE [486/900] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:24 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[10/12/16 14:24:34] ^xnyx^ [20/46] has challenged theZoMBiE [29/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to ^xnyx^'s clock.
[10/12/16 16:55:27] PriceChild [504/649] has come upon theZoMBiE [894/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:36 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[10/13/16 10:45:24] Sixbierehomme, Fluttershy, and vBm [535/2342] have team battled robochot, theZoMBiE, and dodobrain [616/1946] and lost! 0 days, 02:56:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/16 20:06:21] theZoMBiE [787/900] has challenged Regnor [663/931] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:13:47 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/14/16 05:57:56] SirMonkeybox [229/917] has come upon theZoMBiE [381/900] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:10:52 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/15/16 13:19:43] theZoMBiE [323/900] has challenged Agent86 [110/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:17:02 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/15/16 15:25:10] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:30 towards level 57.
[10/15/16 21:45:58] AbacusAvenger, theZoMBiE, and dindinx [1443/1829] have team battled Lor, Bkid, and HeavyPodda [737/1801] and won! 0 days, 15:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/16 08:05:53] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:11 towards level 57.
[10/17/16 05:42:20] Silvanus_Betrium [73/575] has come upon theZoMBiE [34/900] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:00 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/17/16 07:33:38] theZoMBiE [584/900] has challenged droogie [131/956] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:28 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/18/16 04:20:56] theZoMBiE [628/900] has challenged Spork_Witch [237/366] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:35 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/18/16 05:39:32] theZoMBiE [553/900] has come upon pixelate [105/492] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:22:20 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/18/16 08:21:32] theZoMBiE discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:55 towards level 58.
[10/19/16 05:10:30] a1291762, ruan, and KeboDK [89/2244] have team battled DoomedExistence, theZoMBiE, and dindinx [210/1956] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 05:59:20] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:33 towards level 58.
[10/19/16 08:03:45] Silvanus_Betrium [27/575] has challenged theZoMBiE [53/900] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/24/16 06:06:57] theZoMBiE [618/900] has come upon AngryParsley [465/710] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:38:58 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/25/16 18:48:31] theZoMBiE [14/900] has challenged Furry [104/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:47 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/26/16 20:45:37] allo, Pokota, and daemoneye [578/1762] have team battled LukeLR, theZoMBiE, and Sailor_Venus [490/1772] and won! 1 day, 17:39:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/16 00:09:19] xa [335/352] has come upon theZoMBiE [41/900] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:59:51 is removed from xa's clock.
[10/28/16 11:00:02] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:56 towards level 58.
[10/29/16 19:56:58] astropoint [3/609] has challenged theZoMBiE [179/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:05:50 is added to astropoint's clock.
[10/30/16 00:57:16] Commie [29/44] has challenged theZoMBiE [558/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to Commie's clock.
[10/30/16 14:04:17] theZoMBiE, Fluttershy, and blizgerg [35/2828] have team battled DoomedExistence, Plasmastar, and SirMonkeybox [1431/1867] and lost! 0 days, 12:15:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/16 05:19:25] theZoMBiE [116/900] has come upon gabriel [964/1137] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:53:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/07/16 08:51:24] Ttech [737/1485] has come upon theZoMBiE [674/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:07:33 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/07/16 15:19:40] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:10 towards level 58.
[11/07/16 22:08:24] theZoMBiE [335/900] has come upon gipyelrah [536/1092] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:16:01 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/08/16 02:26:29] IronY [257/275] has come upon theZoMBiE [734/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to IronY's clock.
[11/09/16 14:45:59] Woona, AbacusAvenger, and mwhahaha [1715/1965] have team battled kier, theZoMBiE, and Firien [458/2659] and won! 2 days, 15:13:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/16 02:50:42] theZoMBiE, Woona, and Lemelisk [2219/2884] have team battled Zoddo, himuraken, and JuanMaestro [1022/1661] and won! 1 day, 01:12:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/16 13:17:23] idisjunction, Ironhoof, and theZoMBiE [265/2778] have team battled allo, Ladon, and SN4T14 [1732/1924] and lost! 0 days, 21:58:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/16 15:15:31] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:02 towards level 58.
[11/11/16 19:39:21] jstg, theZoMBiE, and Merkel [1418/2152] have team battled stonehammer, petrichor, and Bokkie [642/1864] and won! 0 days, 10:39:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 21:11:34] Relayer [177/531] has come upon theZoMBiE [684/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:17 is added to Relayer's clock.
[11/13/16 05:58:41] SirMonkeybox [141/709] has come upon theZoMBiE [306/900] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:12:59 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[11/13/16 12:15:39] Merkel [379/854] has challenged theZoMBiE [622/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Merkel's clock.
[11/14/16 02:00:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 12:38:07 toward level 58.
[11/14/16 19:27:43] theZoMBiE [868/921] has challenged rt [92/343] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:09:32 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/14/16 22:01:14] Merkel, daemoneye, and SN4T14 [881/2044] have team battled theZoMBiE, robox, and yasdorian [157/2156] and won! 0 days, 17:14:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/16 00:38:56] viv [113/402] has challenged theZoMBiE [529/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to viv's clock.
[11/20/16 03:24:41] JuanMaestro, theZoMBiE, Ttech, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 18:49:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 4 days, 06:05:21 toward level 59.
[11/21/16 08:03:57] KeboDK, LordH, and GilbertErik [29/2337] have team battled tmberg, blind, and theZoMBiE [1706/2500] and lost! 1 day, 11:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/16 15:29:36] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:51 towards level 59.
[11/21/16 21:48:18] theZoMBiE [583/921] has come upon Bkid [40/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:49:42 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/16 00:34:13] theZoMBiE [110/921] has come upon Lios [773/889] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:25:36 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/16 01:09:50] theZoMBiE [780/921] has come upon Virtual [95/569] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:32:24 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/16 03:34:09] Realmy [38/743] has come upon theZoMBiE [80/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:53:48 is added to Realmy's clock.
[11/22/16 12:30:28] theZoMBiE [426/921] has challenged Bl4ckD34tH [174/495] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:55:54 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/23/16 05:12:43] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:33 towards level 59.
[11/24/16 12:09:31] pants, FakeWizard, and Brainiac [388/2070] have team battled theZoMBiE, woonack, and MadMan [1676/2001] and lost! 1 day, 05:04:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 05:13:51] Cenhinen [208/609] has come upon theZoMBiE [452/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:41:54 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[11/25/16 07:35:28] MJ94, Birdbones, and droogie [208/2633] have team battled theZoMBiE, mordac, and fattrat [1800/2241] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/16 10:30:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 5 days, 12:28:18 toward level 59.
[11/27/16 05:53:20] theZoMBiE [920/921] has come upon Ttech [542/1478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:11:03 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/27/16 13:47:36] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:08 towards level 59.
[11/27/16 21:21:15] theZoMBiE [283/921] has challenged idisjunction [331/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/28/16 03:27:37] theZoMBiE [896/921] has challenged Mateusz [333/837] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/28/16 09:37:01] Zye [363/716] has come upon theZoMBiE [345/921] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:13:56 is removed from Zye's clock.
[11/28/16 10:26:23] theZoMBiE [903/921] has challenged zankore [255/763] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:36:50 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/29/16 05:33:58] pixelate [112/497] has challenged theZoMBiE [267/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:03:24 is added to pixelate's clock.
[11/29/16 10:43:21] theZoMBiE [636/921] has come upon Sailor_Venus [411/495] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:51:08 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/30/16 02:18:30] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:32:43 towards level 60.
[11/30/16 12:25:01] sjefen6 [83/418] has come upon theZoMBiE [570/921] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:05:58 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/01/16 18:10:49] Relayer [263/531] has come upon theZoMBiE [687/921] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:09 is added to Relayer's clock.
[12/01/16 20:58:55] sjefen6 [173/418] has challenged theZoMBiE [707/921] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:11:39 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[12/03/16 13:56:17] V`ger [328/437] has challenged theZoMBiE [635/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to V`ger's clock.
[12/03/16 21:43:04] fwilson [373/387] has challenged theZoMBiE [491/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to fwilson's clock.
[12/04/16 04:27:45] theZoMBiE [435/921] has come upon Beavis [105/1046] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:07 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/04/16 07:36:48] daemoneye [521/726] has come upon theZoMBiE [162/921] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:15:58 is removed from daemoneye's clock.
[12/05/16 15:35:02] pixelate [440/497] has challenged theZoMBiE [655/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:26 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/06/16 13:43:53] SN4T14 [184/458] has challenged theZoMBiE [180/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:51 is removed from SN4T14's clock.
[12/06/16 15:44:43] theZoMBiE [285/921] has challenged IdleBot [475/1644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:16 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/06/16 16:14:55] godog [255/674] has come upon theZoMBiE [124/921] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:13:24 is removed from godog's clock.
[12/10/16 17:49:30] Relayer [226/535] has come upon theZoMBiE [878/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:27 is added to Relayer's clock.
[12/11/16 03:15:54] suterismus [116/1243] has come upon theZoMBiE [373/921] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:10:38 is added to suterismus's clock.
[12/11/16 14:32:16] Meta [500/905] has challenged theZoMBiE [452/921] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:44:59 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/12/16 16:00:14] arg8bluefan [107/212] has challenged theZoMBiE [479/921] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[12/14/16 14:49:57] theZoMBiE was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:05 from level 60.
[12/16/16 10:18:17] theZoMBiE [230/921] has challenged Bradicus [252/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:18:17 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/16/16 12:17:13] RistoUuranmaki [240/661] has challenged theZoMBiE [440/921] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[12/18/16 09:46:14] theZoMBiE left his weapon out in the rain to rust! theZoMBiE's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/16 14:20:09] Doctor, Anaxyn, and yasdorian [876/2304] have team battled theZoMBiE, Babar, and kensington [1387/2485] and lost! 1 day, 06:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/16 22:24:42] tmberg, theZoMBiE, and canton7 [1687/2372] have team battled theemstra, shymega, and pants [800/1848] and won! 0 days, 12:47:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 06:18:39] Iri, kenyon, and elf [746/2359] have team battled moffz0r, Virtual, and theZoMBiE [1147/2050] and lost! 3 days, 06:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/16 15:35:22] theZoMBiE [578/904] has come upon Lios [238/885] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:31:39 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/20/16 06:25:45] fattrat [209/645] has come upon theZoMBiE [579/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:53:32 is added to fattrat's clock.
[12/20/16 10:07:33] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:21 towards level 60.
[12/21/16 06:37:44] khmerboy [4/280] has come upon theZoMBiE [547/915] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:08 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/22/16 09:35:24] Realmy, brendan, and benoliver999 [611/2462] have team battled Taffer, petrichor, and theZoMBiE [1234/2073] and lost! 0 days, 12:01:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/16 21:24:11] darkmage, Andries, and sjefen6 [1999/2100] have team battled dclaw123, bl4ckscor3, and theZoMBiE [594/2193] and won! 3 days, 13:01:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/16 00:13:32] Mordraan [36/81] has challenged theZoMBiE [313/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Mordraan's clock.
[12/23/16 02:20:46] theZoMBiE [508/915] has challenged LordH [899/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:18:17 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/23/16 08:22:55] pants [121/729] has challenged theZoMBiE [790/915] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:31:43 is added to pants's clock.
[12/24/16 11:01:01] Evrial, Darky, and theZoMBiE [1559/2281] have team battled yano, Commie, and LordH [1571/1695] and lost! 1 day, 00:56:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 11:40:03] AngryParsley, basepi, and theZoMBiE [326/2579] have team battled torg, yasdorian, and Mordraan [1152/1220] and lost! 0 days, 13:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 12:32:51] theZoMBiE [21/915] has challenged pixelate [432/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:31:43 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/25/16 16:19:31] vox, canton7, and MetaNova [1889/2191] have team battled Ironhoof, Merkel, and theZoMBiE [1861/2734] and won! 2 days, 08:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 16:42:54] iViLe [242/1024] has challenged theZoMBiE [12/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:35:04 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[12/26/16 06:36:56] theZoMBiE [881/915] has come upon Beavis [390/1046] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:14:30 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/28/16 02:03:52] theZoMBiE [140/915] has challenged noother [94/978] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:05:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/28/16 02:03:52] In the fierce battle, noother dropped his level 127 amulet! theZoMBiE picks it up, tossing his old level 123 amulet to noother.
[12/28/16 17:48:50] theZoMBiE [698/919] has come upon zankore [564/761] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:04 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/28/16 23:14:23] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:23 towards level 60.
[12/29/16 08:15:02] theZoMBiE [881/919] has challenged Crazycatlady [57/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:21 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/29/16 23:20:23] pants [267/729] has challenged theZoMBiE [97/919] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:41:31 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/30/16 01:29:09] MadMan [629/672] has come upon theZoMBiE [357/919] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:49:38 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/30/16 05:55:31] theZoMBiE [731/919] has challenged ville [228/795] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/30/16 14:25:49] theZoMBiE [346/919] has challenged Lemelisk [357/1139] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:05:56 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/30/16 17:26:55] theZoMBiE [564/919] has challenged jenksy [444/941] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:59:04 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/31/16 08:30:13] Iri [97/383] has come upon theZoMBiE [255/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to Iri's clock.
[01/01/17 13:26:54] Sailor_Venus, noother, and MJ94 [1842/2458] have team battled Meta, theZoMBiE, and pixelate [489/2329] and won! 0 days, 09:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/17 03:34:03] canton7 [41/706] has challenged theZoMBiE [351/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to canton7's clock.
[01/02/17 09:16:24] theZoMBiE [763/919] has come upon Adar [495/581] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:24:47 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/02/17 12:22:59] theZoMBiE [419/919] has come upon damyan [701/987] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:12:26 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/05/17 16:21:19] double [59/632] has challenged theZoMBiE [724/919] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:42:36 is added to double's clock.
[01/11/17 03:19:27] JuanMaestro [399/597] has challenged theZoMBiE [805/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/11/17 12:57:07] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:31:57 towards level 61.
[01/11/17 17:41:55] theZoMBiE [609/919] has come upon iViLe [919/1011] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:21:51 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/12/17 16:41:10] blizgerg [748/837] has come upon theZoMBiE [553/919] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:16:28 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[01/17/17 15:06:44] PocketKiller [149/583] has challenged theZoMBiE [252/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:59 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[01/17/17 20:14:46] theZoMBiE met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:34:00 from level 61.
[01/18/17 17:42:07] bootdisk, gabriel, and Fattyeater [1538/1899] have team battled mordac, Str1ngS, and theZoMBiE [1689/2144] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/17 04:03:43] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:24:11 towards level 61.
[01/20/17 20:31:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theZoMBiE with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 23:03:00 from level 61.
[01/20/17 23:13:27] theZoMBiE [504/919] has come upon brendan [861/1062] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:26:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/22/17 00:56:29] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:36:41 towards level 61.
[01/22/17 09:50:26] theZoMBiE [791/919] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [411/656] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:13:00 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/23/17 07:40:29] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:43 towards level 61.
[01/23/17 08:05:33] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:14:38 from level 61.
[01/24/17 14:05:52] theZoMBiE [823/919] has come upon zankore [398/761] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:42:34 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/24/17 15:08:14] Zaratustra [562/954] has challenged theZoMBiE [820/919] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:29:48 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/17 19:29:00] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:38 towards level 61.
[01/25/17 09:25:45] theZoMBiE was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:28:53 from level 61.
[01/25/17 15:34:53] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:23 towards level 61.
[01/26/17 01:41:35] arlen [285/935] has come upon theZoMBiE [384/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:26:47 is added to arlen's clock.
[01/26/17 18:16:56] Killerkid [671/931] has challenged theZoMBiE [427/919] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:39:18 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[01/27/17 13:04:07] Realmy [572/1041] has challenged theZoMBiE [163/919] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[01/27/17 23:53:08] agrajag, theZoMBiE, and Grums [264/1928] have team battled Milquetoast, dxrt, and HeavyPodda [2901/2940] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 12:02:26] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:01 towards level 61.
[01/29/17 20:41:52] dwfreed [268/513] has come upon theZoMBiE [112/919] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:45:37 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/30/17 00:19:16] IndigoTiger [202/998] has challenged theZoMBiE [504/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:10:14 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[01/30/17 07:59:42] RedW [27/882] has come upon theZoMBiE [298/919] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:26:16 is added to RedW's clock.
[01/30/17 21:33:11] theZoMBiE [233/919] has come upon Sixbierehomme [15/717] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:39:52 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/31/17 09:45:46] osannatas, RedW, and dclaw123 [680/2144] have team battled prime, Woona, and theZoMBiE [1117/2284] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/17 20:44:13] Kremator, Tenorman, and Pici [1032/2177] have team battled basepi, gabriel, and theZoMBiE [1398/2830] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/17 23:05:04] SchrodingersScat, Agent86, pants, and theZoMBiE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/17 06:52:33] theZoMBiE [333/919] has come upon lipek [443/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:10:20 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/02/17 14:26:28] zankore, basepi, and Pithlit [2060/2093] have team battled theZoMBiE, Adar, and fattrat [290/2340] and won! 0 days, 08:33:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/17 09:27:54] theZoMBiE set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:57 from level 61.
[02/04/17 01:01:07] soltys [250/677] has challenged theZoMBiE [593/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:36:48 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/04/17 03:02:52] theZoMBiE [730/919] has come upon HeavyPodda [22/845] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:49:02 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/04/17 03:02:52] theZoMBiE has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:40:53 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/04/17 05:12:26] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:03 towards level 61.
[02/04/17 23:08:51] theZoMBiE [468/919] has challenged Miriam [40/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:13:38 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/05/17 04:17:56] ohnx [232/361] has challenged theZoMBiE [777/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to ohnx's clock.
[02/05/17 08:58:21] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:09 towards level 61.
[02/06/17 16:22:27] theZoMBiE [869/919] has challenged MrGlass [475/719] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/06/17 16:22:27] In the fierce battle, MrGlass dropped his level 63 helm! theZoMBiE picks it up, tossing his old level 42 helm to MrGlass.
[02/06/17 16:23:03] petrichor [256/623] has challenged theZoMBiE [254/940] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:30:58 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[02/06/17 21:13:36] nickware [181/524] has come upon theZoMBiE [891/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:16:56 is added to nickware's clock.
[02/09/17 01:26:16] theZoMBiE misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:21:27 from level 62.
[02/09/17 06:21:34] fwilson [468/557] has come upon theZoMBiE [749/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to fwilson's clock.
[02/09/17 07:37:58] bootdisk [268/389] has come upon theZoMBiE [172/940] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:11:16 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[02/09/17 18:44:33] Meta [295/907] has come upon theZoMBiE [732/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:01:31 is added to Meta's clock.
[02/10/17 00:10:32] theZoMBiE [777/940] has come upon LegendaryQ [48/390] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:02:03 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/10/17 12:18:21] ville [72/794] has challenged theZoMBiE [810/940] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to ville's clock.
[02/10/17 23:19:00] tmberg, Fattyeater, and theZoMBiE [1594/2263] have team battled FakeWizard, PinkiePie, and ohnx [989/1844] and won! 0 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/17 01:00:00] Mateusz [44/842] has challenged theZoMBiE [19/940] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:09:41 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/11/17 04:39:40] theZoMBiE [34/940] has come upon Globalirc [100/641] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:51 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/11/17 13:58:59] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:59:33 from level 62.
[02/11/17 20:53:18] Doctor [14/968] has come upon theZoMBiE [721/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:09 is added to Doctor's clock.
[02/13/17 00:54:21] AbacusAvenger [625/843] has come upon theZoMBiE [42/940] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:42:09 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[02/13/17 06:21:16] FakeWizard [115/761] has come upon theZoMBiE [146/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:26:19 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[02/13/17 16:22:02] RBecker [382/807] has challenged theZoMBiE [205/940] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:40:34 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[02/13/17 22:11:55] HeavyPodda [32/845] has come upon theZoMBiE [85/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:18 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/14/17 14:47:31] Majak [39/532] has come upon theZoMBiE [482/940] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:38:04 is added to Majak's clock.
[02/14/17 15:55:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 14 days, 17:03:50 toward level 62.
[02/15/17 13:08:55] sjefen6 [8/404] has come upon theZoMBiE [224/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:01:24 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[02/17/17 21:50:41] theZoMBiE [370/940] has challenged ToHellWithGA [96/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:38:54 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/18/17 01:51:59] theZoMBiE [684/940] has challenged stonehammer [792/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/19/17 00:48:11] holloway, sjums_the_great, and theZoMBiE [1794/2215] have team battled Killerkid, dodobrain, and borsin [1499/2255] and won! 0 days, 17:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/17 17:05:05] theZoMBiE [826/940] has challenged Sixbierehomme [68/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:58:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/20/17 12:12:01] elf [791/894] has come upon theZoMBiE [534/940] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:51:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/22/17 05:20:31] khmerboy [407/424] has challenged theZoMBiE [670/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[02/22/17 09:56:48] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:03 towards level 62.
[02/22/17 12:03:55] theZoMBiE [712/941] has challenged hannesenator [382/914] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/22/17 22:30:36] theZoMBiE [270/941] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [424/523] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:10:13 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/23/17 08:18:10] dclaw123, Doctor, and theZoMBiE [867/2731] have team battled MrGlass, Sixbierehomme, and Jareeta [1201/2686] and lost! 1 day, 04:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/17 21:35:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 13 days, 16:30:33 toward level 63.
[02/24/17 18:42:47] WallIdl [579/833] has come upon theZoMBiE [216/945] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:46:33 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[02/24/17 20:54:03] Evrial, soltys, and theZoMBiE [1601/2174] have team battled borsin, vox, and IndigoTiger [2388/2528] and lost! 5 days, 09:55:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/17 12:26:20] agrajag, SchrodingersScat, and Euronur [1627/2262] have team battled theZoMBiE, J, and Realmy [570/2402] and won! 0 days, 14:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/17 14:13:50] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:48:26 towards level 63.
[02/25/17 16:39:28] El_Sobaka [12/225] has challenged theZoMBiE [88/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to El_Sobaka's clock.
[02/25/17 23:21:06] Woona [784/858] has come upon theZoMBiE [140/945] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:20:58 is removed from Woona's clock.
[02/26/17 11:26:47] Goodkat [258/501] has challenged theZoMBiE [862/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Goodkat's clock.
[02/26/17 15:14:46] theZoMBiE [685/945] has come upon sjefen6 [149/407] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:23:51 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/26/17 18:24:59] theZoMBiE grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:06:20 towards level 63.
[02/28/17 03:22:23] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:04 towards level 63.
[02/28/17 10:05:43] SN4T14, Bvarne, and PinkiePie [18/2101] have team battled Fattyeater, theZoMBiE, and Euronur [1767/2040] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/17 08:19:29] theZoMBiE [682/945] has challenged abra0 [594/825] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:57:02 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/01/17 15:21:47] theZoMBiE [174/945] has challenged sasaniak [72/500] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:31:14 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/01/17 16:22:05] theZoMBiE [694/945] has challenged AbacusAvenger [828/854] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:19:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/01/17 17:22:23] theZoMBiE [692/945] has challenged Jareeta [306/1101] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:52:47 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/02/17 02:02:21] basicMiracle [192/286] has challenged theZoMBiE [422/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to basicMiracle's clock.
[03/02/17 21:40:30] rharwood, lipek, and Poireau [947/2050] have team battled Tenorman, pants, and theZoMBiE [1463/2731] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/17 23:14:21] theZoMBiE EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:21:55 from level 63.
[03/05/17 12:29:46] theZoMBiE, Sundance, and brycec [2244/2411] have team battled MadMan, soltys, and J [960/1890] and won! 0 days, 00:20:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 03:12:58] theZoMBiE, elf, and Fattyeater [2065/2299] have team battled MrGlass, pfoley, and qbit [1838/1917] and won! 1 day, 04:56:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 08:05:20] cirdan [729/753] has challenged theZoMBiE [396/945] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:32:22 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/09/17 03:51:59] KeboDK [558/886] has come upon theZoMBiE [451/945] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:40:48 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/09/17 23:27:42] Virtual [115/639] has challenged theZoMBiE [918/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:38:01 is added to Virtual's clock.
[03/10/17 23:09:05] Schmolar [103/218] has challenged theZoMBiE [765/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Schmolar's clock.
[03/11/17 20:43:42] theZoMBiE [94/945] has challenged JuanMaestro [485/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:21 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/12/17 14:49:39] theZoMBiE [381/945] has challenged ohnx [360/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:26:02 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/13/17 01:15:59] dindinx [334/435] has come upon theZoMBiE [54/945] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:14:15 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/13/17 02:19:14] theZoMBiE [628/945] has come upon vox [979/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:56 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/13/17 08:46:22] blizgerg, Misza, and qbit [575/2183] have team battled theZoMBiE, Realmy, and elf [2848/2880] and lost! 1 day, 01:01:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/17 14:44:18] theZoMBiE [742/945] has come upon Asara [823/1134] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/14/17 06:55:34] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:14 towards level 63.
[03/15/17 05:11:32] theZoMBiE [11/945] has challenged jstg [96/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/16/17 01:20:50] theZoMBiE [455/945] has challenged canton7 [782/814] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/16/17 17:04:35] theZoMBiE fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:45:12 from level 64.
[03/17/17 11:51:58] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:02:12 towards level 64.
[03/27/17 16:40:30] theZoMBiE fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:27:40 from level 64.
[04/01/17 14:44:05] theZoMBiE, yasdorian, and abra0 [1227/2370] have team battled pants, cirdan, and freeboson [1685/2294] and lost! 3 days, 02:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/17 17:14:03] suterismus [838/1275] has challenged theZoMBiE [292/945] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:18:13 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/02/17 05:17:42] theZoMBiE [328/945] has challenged Mateusz [740/827] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:20:13 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/03/17 18:08:25] theZoMBiE lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:39:59 from level 64.
[04/04/17 12:21:51] elbie [261/766] has come upon theZoMBiE [677/945] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:05:41 is added to elbie's clock.
[04/04/17 15:20:40] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:29:31 towards level 64.
[04/04/17 15:34:53] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:00:59 towards level 64.
[04/04/17 20:37:21] abra0 [123/832] has challenged theZoMBiE [212/945] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:21:29 is added to abra0's clock.
[04/06/17 15:35:14] theZoMBiE discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:33:09 towards level 64.
[04/06/17 23:35:59] AbacusAvenger [586/854] has come upon theZoMBiE [930/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:36:36 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/07/17 22:44:37] theZoMBiE was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:31:54 from level 64.
[04/08/17 09:00:26] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:12:13 towards level 64.
[04/09/17 17:59:00] Avocet [130/379] has challenged theZoMBiE [433/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Avocet's clock.
[04/11/17 00:27:14] Hydrogenum [233/439] has challenged theZoMBiE [103/945] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:19:24 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[04/11/17 00:27:14] Hydrogenum has dealt theZoMBiE a Critical Strike! 6 days, 22:42:26 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/11/17 03:04:25] pfoley [192/640] has come upon theZoMBiE [679/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:53:48 is added to pfoley's clock.
[04/11/17 15:26:00] jticket [27/44] has challenged theZoMBiE [70/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to jticket's clock.
[04/18/17 14:20:02] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:47 towards level 64.
[04/26/17 14:28:48] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:34:10 towards level 64.
[04/26/17 23:36:03] theZoMBiE [26/945] has come upon LordH [85/1017] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:55:17 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/27/17 07:13:18] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:15:42 from level 64.
[04/28/17 01:49:36] theZoMBiE [77/945] has come upon ville [327/660] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:13:39 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/28/17 03:08:25] Eldoreth [695/750] has challenged theZoMBiE [32/945] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:26:18 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/28/17 08:26:29] theZoMBiE saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:26:56 from level 64.
[04/29/17 12:44:47] theZoMBiE [410/945] has come upon glorgamitch [3/354] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:59:46 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/29/17 23:01:39] exotime [167/228] has challenged theZoMBiE [385/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to exotime's clock.
[04/30/17 14:35:13] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:29:38 from level 64.
[04/30/17 20:54:10] Woona [634/875] has come upon theZoMBiE [230/945] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:57:08 is removed from Woona's clock.
[05/01/17 01:31:55] theZoMBiE, SchrodingersScat, and ToHellWithGA [1656/2237] have team battled NoodleCake, Cameron_D, and Gatewayy [1908/3028] and lost! 2 days, 09:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/17 17:39:27] theZoMBiE, arlen, and Taffer [137/2542] have team battled vrillusions, zankore, and basepi [611/2623] and lost! 1 day, 11:18:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/17 18:10:21] theZoMBiE [714/945] has come upon lipek [46/1188] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 07:35:57 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/02/17 15:49:17] elbie [530/818] has challenged theZoMBiE [271/945] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:49:19 is removed from elbie's clock.
[05/03/17 22:42:00] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:19:41 towards level 64.
[05/04/17 01:02:05] theZoMBiE [17/945] has challenged Evrial [63/691] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/05/17 16:17:58] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:42:23 towards level 64.
[05/08/17 11:22:45] yawgmoth, blizgerg, and Avocet [898/1970] have team battled RedW, theZoMBiE, and sbp [635/2490] and won! 0 days, 13:13:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/17 13:42:53] theZoMBiE [494/945] has challenged vrillusions [153/982] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:44:29 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/08/17 20:59:34] girrrrrrr2 [51/53] has challenged theZoMBiE [171/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to girrrrrrr2's clock.
[05/08/17 23:37:26] theZoMBiE spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! theZoMBiE's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/17 14:38:43] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:01 towards level 64.
[05/09/17 20:54:45] theZoMBiE [913/939] has challenged MrGlass [390/793] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:45:07 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/12/17 01:19:33] theZoMBiE [436/939] has come upon AbacusAvenger [452/872] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:34:19 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/12/17 03:19:58] bigjay [913/1043] has come upon theZoMBiE [29/939] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:46:10 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[05/12/17 03:26:16] eva42 [314/1275] has come upon theZoMBiE [555/939] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:46:33 is added to eva42's clock.
[05/12/17 09:17:08] DrOfBaconNomics [338/1046] has challenged theZoMBiE [839/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:58 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/12/17 15:23:16] Majak [523/536] has come upon theZoMBiE [474/939] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:25:19 is removed from Majak's clock.
[05/12/17 23:16:56] RedW, suterismus, and theZoMBiE [2026/3139] have team battled stvc, Globalirc, and MJ94 [1186/1939] and won! 0 days, 14:42:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 05:04:24] theZoMBiE was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:48 from level 64.
[05/13/17 08:34:59] Oooooog [63/524] has come upon theZoMBiE [348/939] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:26:41 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[05/13/17 09:26:21] theZoMBiE [36/939] has challenged Atan [46/457] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:46:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/14/17 22:00:41] Frogging101, theemstra, and theZoMBiE [1091/2533] have team battled Atan, kensington, and KingQuackers [777/1362] and won! 5 days, 09:33:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 00:15:36] liara, tspange, and zankore [1181/1995] have team battled Agent86, theZoMBiE, and RBecker [491/2367] and won! 0 days, 03:42:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 04:37:15] bl4ckscor3 [157/525] has challenged theZoMBiE [439/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:32 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[05/15/17 07:37:56] theemstra [225/1009] has challenged theZoMBiE [452/939] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:13:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/18/17 04:53:18] theZoMBiE [456/939] has challenged bootdisk [35/649] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:41:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/18/17 18:56:41] kork [182/277] has challenged theZoMBiE [831/939] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:50:25 is added to kork's clock.
[05/19/17 09:47:49] bigjay, petrichor, and Everyman [2318/2574] have team battled Syloq, borsin, and theZoMBiE [946/1681] and won! 1 day, 10:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 13:06:09] liara [378/396] has challenged theZoMBiE [149/939] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:53:10 is removed from liara's clock.
[05/21/17 15:31:50] Andries [256/744] has come upon theZoMBiE [92/939] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:29 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/21/17 15:54:34] JuanMaestro, theZoMBiE, and ohnx [44/2360] have team battled Birdbones, kinopu, and Killerkid [1351/1826] and lost! 2 days, 22:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 19:43:23] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:38 towards level 64.
[05/23/17 05:37:27] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:27 towards level 64.
[05/24/17 08:01:23] astrutt, Azerothian, and SlowRiot [1194/1433] have team battled Avon, kensington, and theZoMBiE [2763/3058] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 17:11:02] yano, RedW, and manish17xxx [412/2066] have team battled Tenorman, theZoMBiE, and JuanMaestro [357/2620] and won! 2 days, 20:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 08:56:53] theZoMBiE was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:38 from level 64.
[05/26/17 15:38:20] theZoMBiE [730/939] has challenged keepermurf [533/908] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:03:20 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/26/17 15:38:20] theZoMBiE has dealt keepermurf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:27:51 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[05/26/17 18:20:41] Sundance, theZoMBiE, JensRex, and kork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/17 09:42:16] dwfreed [45/502] has challenged theZoMBiE [836/939] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:13:37 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/27/17 15:10:59] theZoMBiE [77/939] has come upon neurospex [235/1196] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:12:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/27/17 20:27:11] theZoMBiE sharpened the edge of his weapon! theZoMBiE's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/17 00:38:17] theZoMBiE, KingQuackers, and brendan [604/2687] have team battled everbrew, SynthesizerPatel, and Sixbierehomme [865/2473] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 14:10:12] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:33 towards level 64.
[05/29/17 13:23:47] theZoMBiE [54/953] has come upon liara [144/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:15 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/30/17 00:55:43] AncalagonThBlack, chadi, and theZoMBiE [1484/1961] have team battled Opie, Cameron_D, and Xenthys [2887/2891] and lost! 0 days, 09:29:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/17 17:00:04] theZoMBiE met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:51 from level 64.
[05/31/17 09:22:21] theZoMBiE, ncarl747, and Sixbierehomme [1752/2400] have team battled jstg, cirdan, and NoodleCake [1107/2344] and won! 0 days, 15:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 18:20:30] petrichor, theZoMBiE, and bl4ckscor3 [2308/2500] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and ruan [167/1896] and won! 0 days, 16:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 02:26:03] HeavyPodda [474/789] has come upon theZoMBiE [818/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:00:09 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/01/17 22:45:14] popey, RBecker, and dodobrain [782/2031] have team battled SirMonkeybox, theZoMBiE, and damyan [1017/2922] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/17 18:52:05] theZoMBiE, droogie, and ncarl747 [2070/2474] have team battled eva42, cirdan, and HeavyPodda [315/2907] and won! 0 days, 01:08:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 21:31:23] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:52 towards level 64.
[06/03/17 08:17:15] theZoMBiE [496/989] has challenged bigjay [685/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/03/17 11:54:54] CornFly, Zaratustra, and manish17xxx [2518/2836] have team battled theZoMBiE, shymega, and Euronur [296/2198] and won! 0 days, 12:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/17 18:40:47] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:18 towards level 65.
[06/06/17 14:12:22] blizgerg, theZoMBiE, and Doctor [1432/3093] have team battled droogie, Euronur, and godog [1063/2181] and won! 0 days, 08:09:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 02:47:27] theZoMBiE, elbie, and neurospex [2062/2997] have team battled Atan, holloway, and shymega [272/1730] and won! 8 days, 19:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 04:26:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 13 days, 12:03:21 toward level 65.
[06/07/17 17:29:08] max [382/760] has come upon theZoMBiE [362/989] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:38:07 is removed from max's clock.
[06/08/17 19:32:27] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:19 towards level 65.
[06/09/17 08:31:07] Killerkid [179/661] has come upon theZoMBiE [979/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:28 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[06/10/17 10:06:01] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:23 towards level 65.
[06/12/17 11:44:55] X-Ray [84/322] has challenged theZoMBiE [247/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to X-Ray's clock.
[06/13/17 08:17:06] hhes [213/328] has challenged theZoMBiE [803/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to hhes's clock.
[06/14/17 05:57:41] elbie, astrutt, and theZoMBiE [1139/2294] have team battled himuraken, damyan, and arlen [1706/2848] and lost! 0 days, 18:42:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/17 23:57:55] theZoMBiE [585/989] has come upon glorgamitch [442/525] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:54:59 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/15/17 04:38:07] theZoMBiE was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:12:22 towards level 65.
[06/15/17 08:53:37] everbrew, theZoMBiE, and Euronur [985/2380] have team battled TauPan, pants, and blizgerg [872/2250] and won! 1 day, 10:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 09:40:29] Antium [88/348] has challenged theZoMBiE [540/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Antium's clock.
[06/22/17 09:17:02] basepi [481/860] has come upon theZoMBiE [299/989] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:58:18 is removed from basepi's clock.
[06/22/17 18:02:01] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:29:39 from level 65.
[06/24/17 10:00:46] AncalagonThBlack, theZoMBiE, and sjums_the_great [207/2073] have team battled Virtual, Pici, and Sundance [1365/2404] and lost! 2 days, 08:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/17 15:20:15] Meta [569/907] has challenged theZoMBiE [952/989] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[06/24/17 15:45:49] MadMan, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast [2791/2861] have team battled Crazycatlady, jstg, and kensington [1661/2269] and won! 3 days, 16:14:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 16:29:07] Torgeir [205/322] has come upon theZoMBiE [758/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:48 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[06/25/17 16:37:01] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:12 towards level 65.
[07/01/17 02:19:07] idisjunction, Ironhoof, and pfoley [1390/2842] have team battled ncarl747, theZoMBiE, and RBecker [1878/2498] and lost! 3 days, 14:31:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/17 12:15:25] qbit [262/691] has come upon theZoMBiE [550/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:21:41 is added to qbit's clock.
[07/02/17 19:21:24] adamchainz [27/82] has challenged theZoMBiE [623/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/04/17 02:49:03] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:58 towards level 65.
[07/05/17 04:41:26] BronyDee, theZoMBiE, SirMonkeybox, and Zoddo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/17 05:00:21] theZoMBiE, petrichor, and Bkid [1061/2736] have team battled fattrat, Killerkid, and WallIdl [1/2713] and won! 0 days, 11:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 00:10:01] theZoMBiE, arlen, and JuanMaestro [1904/2529] have team battled Tenorman, Antium, and petrichor [1936/2561] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 05:05:42] Woona, tspange, and Atan [425/2266] have team battled sigmg, theZoMBiE, and elf [1663/2383] and lost! 2 days, 00:05:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 07:33:58] theZoMBiE [172/989] has challenged SchrodingersScat [105/852] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/09/17 16:46:52] theZoMBiE got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:08:53 from level 66.
[07/11/17 07:09:22] CoffeeMonster [274/284] has challenged theZoMBiE [327/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to CoffeeMonster's clock.
[07/17/17 14:59:18] theZoMBiE [430/989] has come upon Sixbierehomme [90/741] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:32:58 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/17/17 22:22:30] JensRex, Gatewayy, and idlerpgww [1075/2196] have team battled theZoMBiE, Brady, and MJ94 [2129/2396] and lost! 2 days, 10:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/17 16:20:15] KingQuackers, Psilocybe, and Doctor [582/2169] have team battled godog, theZoMBiE, and dwfreed [1607/2164] and lost! 0 days, 07:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/17 01:37:06] idlerpgww [407/504] has come upon theZoMBiE [547/989] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:52:56 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[07/19/17 12:12:05] Crazycatlady [561/682] has come upon theZoMBiE [301/989] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:27:23 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/19/17 16:18:20] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:24:46 towards level 66.
[07/20/17 06:00:06] theZoMBiE [640/989] has challenged Psilocybe [386/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:00:45 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/20/17 06:19:23] loomysh [102/155] has challenged theZoMBiE [346/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to loomysh's clock.
[07/22/17 00:39:25] IdleMaster [221/573] has come upon theZoMBiE [206/989] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:31 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[07/22/17 22:16:19] darkmage, Syloq, and hannesenator [1551/2585] have team battled fattrat, pixelate, and theZoMBiE [1811/2596] and lost! 5 days, 21:30:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/17 03:37:36] Evrial, MrGlass, and PinkiePie [1836/2068] have team battled fattrat, theZoMBiE, and KingQuackers [552/2628] and won! 0 days, 10:35:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 06:42:17] Dork_Knight [182/206] has challenged theZoMBiE [697/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/23/17 20:59:43] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:27 towards level 66.
[07/24/17 14:25:17] djm [113/279] has challenged theZoMBiE [600/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to djm's clock.
[07/25/17 01:48:03] theZoMBiE [645/989] has come upon Zaratustra [905/1127] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:31:38 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/25/17 09:51:45] ruan, theZoMBiE, and qbit [1156/2227] have team battled eva42, Lnk, and mwhahaha [418/2703] and won! 4 days, 03:15:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 11:29:06] theZoMBiE [645/989] has come upon jstg [521/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:50:10 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/26/17 19:57:02] sasaniak [141/483] has come upon theZoMBiE [688/989] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:15:10 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[07/26/17 20:31:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 5 days, 07:39:16 toward level 66.
[07/27/17 00:27:02] theZoMBiE [169/989] has challenged LegendaryQ [321/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:36:41 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/27/17 07:45:55] Zaratustra, theZoMBiE, and Torgeir [2389/2516] have team battled NoodleCake, AngryParsley, and AncalagonThBlack [1241/2487] and won! 0 days, 06:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/17 19:46:12] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:04:19 from level 66.
[07/29/17 11:09:14] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:14 towards level 66.
[07/30/17 00:36:25] RistoUuranmaki [134/752] has come upon theZoMBiE [668/989] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:37:33 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/30/17 11:21:58] theZoMBiE got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:16 from level 66.
[07/30/17 16:58:08] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:38 towards level 66.
[07/30/17 19:00:27] Dork_Knight [144/293] has challenged theZoMBiE [773/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[07/31/17 00:06:27] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:31 towards level 66.
[07/31/17 02:47:46] Satoshi, DrOfBaconNomics, and Bkid [605/2592] have team battled SchrodingersScat, D.Va, and theZoMBiE [1457/2364] and lost! 2 days, 16:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 07:43:49] theZoMBiE [704/989] has come upon prime [450/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:42 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/31/17 13:02:54] meffe [5/100] has challenged theZoMBiE [51/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to meffe's clock.
[07/31/17 16:00:13] sunri5e [204/214] has come upon theZoMBiE [591/989] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:34 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[08/01/17 14:10:59] wolfkin [12/17] has challenged theZoMBiE [846/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to wolfkin's clock.
[08/01/17 23:51:12] zid [52/879] has challenged theZoMBiE [60/989] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:46:15 is added to zid's clock.
[08/02/17 01:51:31] theZoMBiE [890/989] has challenged Lemelisk [518/1065] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/03/17 09:40:40] Jay [97/265] has challenged theZoMBiE [638/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Jay's clock.
[08/03/17 18:20:34] theZoMBiE [781/989] has challenged tmberg [402/880] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/05/17 00:57:25] theZoMBiE, LordH, and zid [2676/2899] have team battled valdur55, pixelate, and brycec [953/1835] and won! 9 days, 04:56:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/17 03:06:46] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:54 towards level 67.
[08/05/17 08:05:07] theZoMBiE [352/989] has challenged neurospex [838/1045] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:36:52 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/05/17 15:04:27] Dork_Knight, J, and csssuf [231/1187] have team battled Zoddo, MrGlass, and theZoMBiE [278/2503] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/17 12:09:52] qbit [372/720] has challenged theZoMBiE [828/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:28 is added to qbit's clock.
[08/06/17 14:02:24] theZoMBiE was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:36 towards level 67.
[08/07/17 00:11:57] theZoMBiE [896/1001] has challenged woonack [116/473] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:13:29 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/07/17 05:15:02] tmberg [71/890] has come upon theZoMBiE [535/1001] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:45:37 is added to tmberg's clock.
[08/07/17 11:37:12] meffe, theZoMBiE, and AbacusAvenger [1864/2204] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, Sundance, and lipek [688/2960] and won! 0 days, 05:32:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/17 04:43:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theZoMBiE with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 16:02:00 from level 67.
[08/09/17 23:24:10] theZoMBiE [309/1001] has challenged Lemelisk [254/1065] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:48:53 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/10/17 07:25:27] theZoMBiE [506/1001] has challenged yano [163/445] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:54:57 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/10/17 15:51:19] PiotrekD [267/640] has come upon theZoMBiE [423/1001] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:14:09 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[08/11/17 05:31:18] Gatewayy [727/820] has come upon theZoMBiE [58/1001] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:02:39 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[08/11/17 11:29:28] Vroomfondel [76/179] has challenged theZoMBiE [753/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/12/17 22:43:45] vox, basepi, and Sixbierehomme [2612/2724] have team battled theZoMBiE, V`ger, and Woona [1662/2333] and won! 3 days, 18:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 00:49:47] theZoMBiE [610/1001] has come upon hhes [372/527] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:10:48 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/18/17 11:47:39] theZoMBiE [962/1001] has come upon fattrat [558/1183] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:10:04 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/19/17 02:44:02] Xenthys, theZoMBiE, and freeboson [1045/2383] have team battled SirMonkeybox, jstg, and kork [859/1878] and won! 2 days, 22:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 02:29:29] TheUnforgiven [259/306] has challenged theZoMBiE [440/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to TheUnforgiven's clock.
[08/20/17 06:10:44] theZoMBiE [500/1001] has challenged Virtual [456/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:43:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/21/17 16:16:24] theZoMBiE [730/1001] has challenged bootdisk [313/675] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:46:38 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/22/17 06:32:42] Sixbierehomme, theZoMBiE, Mateusz, and kensington have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/17 07:10:56] manish17xxx [485/734] has come upon theZoMBiE [764/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:44:42 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[08/23/17 04:28:00] loomysh [231/435] has come upon theZoMBiE [28/1001] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:07 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[08/24/17 03:10:02] Boohbah, pfoley, and Evrial [1700/2041] have team battled ruan, J, and theZoMBiE [973/2305] and won! 2 days, 10:07:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/17 22:38:17] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:42 towards level 67.
[08/25/17 15:55:22] elf [758/899] has come upon theZoMBiE [179/1001] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/26/17 02:34:23] Skyie [197/642] has challenged theZoMBiE [449/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:44:40 is added to Skyie's clock.
[08/26/17 06:06:08] theZoMBiE [332/1001] has challenged mwhahaha [404/635] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/26/17 08:03:04] LordH, theZoMBiE, hannesenator, and Ttech have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/17 02:53:58] theZoMBiE [865/1001] has come upon jstg [642/696] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:23:42 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/29/17 16:39:29] theZoMBiE had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:48:14 towards level 68.
[08/29/17 22:17:17] canton7 [337/796] has come upon theZoMBiE [354/1001] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:09:14 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/30/17 07:50:16] theZoMBiE burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! theZoMBiE's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/17 10:06:46] J, Taffer, and Andries [308/2156] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theZoMBiE, and droogie [711/2862] and lost! 1 day, 05:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/17 22:49:40] ruan [306/541] has come upon theZoMBiE [185/995] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:35:48 is removed from ruan's clock.
[08/31/17 09:54:39] theZoMBiE [53/995] has come upon Fluttershy [54/854] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:29:02 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/31/17 17:51:45] theZoMBiE [490/995] has challenged Tenorman [428/785] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:57:00 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/31/17 18:47:24] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:59:45 towards level 68.
[09/01/17 05:03:09] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:55 towards level 68.
[09/03/17 02:43:53] V`ger [377/425] has challenged theZoMBiE [599/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to V`ger's clock.
[09/04/17 18:17:42] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:47 from level 68.
[09/05/17 07:27:21] dodobrain [635/842] has challenged theZoMBiE [773/995] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:16:37 is added to dodobrain's clock.
[09/05/17 14:15:19] os-5185 [204/446] has come upon theZoMBiE [46/995] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:01:19 is removed from os-5185's clock.
[09/05/17 23:37:50] theZoMBiE was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:41:52 from level 68.
[09/06/17 07:10:58] theZoMBiE broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:33 from level 68.
[09/06/17 14:34:57] Boulder [269/457] has challenged theZoMBiE [361/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Boulder's clock.
[09/07/17 03:09:55] DalaiLamer, AbacusAvenger, and unicron [1041/1967] have team battled loomysh, Sixbierehomme, and theZoMBiE [1091/2057] and lost! 0 days, 06:24:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/17 19:41:07] djm [216/463] has challenged theZoMBiE [282/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:31 is added to djm's clock.
[09/09/17 01:20:38] kensington, Firien, and theZoMBiE [1120/2691] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, IndigoTiger, and bl4ckscor3 [495/2263] and won! 0 days, 17:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 16:10:19] ncarl747, bootdisk, and theZoMBiE [1810/2551] have team battled Psilocybe, idisjunction, and Bradicus [581/2238] and won! 3 days, 01:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/17 18:22:41] D.Va, Vroomfondel, and bigjay [1067/2088] have team battled bootdisk, theZoMBiE, and AngryParsley [2016/2691] and lost! 0 days, 15:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/17 02:50:18] Skyie [53/684] has challenged theZoMBiE [336/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:24 is added to Skyie's clock.
[09/11/17 03:55:19] dwfreed [282/539] has come upon theZoMBiE [847/893] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:09:09 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/11/17 07:54:17] theZoMBiE discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:46 towards level 68.
[09/11/17 13:41:09] theZoMBiE, Agent86, Taffer, and neurospex have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/17 18:15:33] Syloq, theZoMBiE, and Furry [119/1987] have team battled Darky, qbit, and canton7 [1335/2510] and lost! 1 day, 00:25:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/17 08:28:21] theZoMBiE bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:21 from level 68.
[09/15/17 15:34:48] theZoMBiE [440/893] has come upon Syloq [81/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:42:40 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/17 00:13:50] theZoMBiE [536/893] has challenged valdur55 [326/707] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:34:57 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/17 02:15:28] theZoMBiE ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:41 from level 68.
[09/17/17 14:16:04] theZoMBiE [649/893] has challenged zid [452/879] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:37:00 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/17 14:43:59] kork, Brainiac, and J [1604/1739] have team battled freeboson, Mars, and theZoMBiE [333/2324] and won! 2 days, 02:02:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/17 00:29:35] CornFly [211/1050] has challenged theZoMBiE [312/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:04:18 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/18/17 13:31:44] theZoMBiE [582/893] has challenged exa [306/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:02:57 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/19/17 16:16:50] tycoon177 [7/274] has challenged theZoMBiE [239/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[09/19/17 18:00:48] theZoMBiE died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:43 from level 68.
[09/20/17 11:22:56] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:28 towards level 68.
[09/24/17 07:43:55] keepermurf [443/939] has come upon theZoMBiE [36/895] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:29:51 is removed from keepermurf's clock.
[09/24/17 20:04:59] crysys [37/275] has challenged theZoMBiE [352/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/02/17 00:38:37] dclaw123, hannesenator, and IndigoTiger [45/3253] have team battled borsin, theZoMBiE, and darkmage [626/2625] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/17 00:51:57] theZoMBiE [190/895] has challenged Mateusz [111/849] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/02/17 03:32:24] theZoMBiE, cirdan, and canton7 [2471/2558] have team battled JensRex, Zoddo, and Adar [931/2561] and won! 4 days, 04:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/17 09:41:59] Darky [878/945] has challenged theZoMBiE [470/895] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:08:54 is removed from Darky's clock.
[10/02/17 21:05:25] theZoMBiE fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theZoMBiE's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/17 09:44:57] codedeeply [255/755] has challenged theZoMBiE [764/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:10 is added to codedeeply's clock.
[10/05/17 08:59:56] elbie [574/754] has challenged theZoMBiE [710/891] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:56:39 is added to elbie's clock.
[10/05/17 09:11:20] Brady [475/561] has challenged theZoMBiE [93/891] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:50 is removed from Brady's clock.
[10/06/17 21:43:40] hannesenator [443/1210] has come upon theZoMBiE [548/891] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:28:47 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[10/06/17 23:22:53] Iri [385/551] has come upon theZoMBiE [337/891] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:12:18 is removed from Iri's clock.
[10/08/17 12:47:07] irix, Malvolio, and sjefen6 [1390/1892] have team battled soltys, Mithkabob, and theZoMBiE [801/1999] and won! 0 days, 08:34:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 10:31:31] theZoMBiE [40/891] has challenged b00 [301/331] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:18:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/09/17 18:33:00] Bradicus, theZoMBiE, dclaw123, and pixelate have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/17 04:02:16] m0shbear, theZoMBiE, and suterismus [145/2953] have team battled XJR-9, sasaniak, and Atan [949/1977] and lost! 3 days, 12:20:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/17 07:19:50] irix, Brady, and theZoMBiE [1681/2465] have team battled LegendaryQ, zid, and valdur55 [1022/2057] and won! 2 days, 04:24:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 17:20:55] theZoMBiE [370/891] has come upon pfoley [400/638] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:08:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/12/17 06:36:06] theZoMBiE [350/891] has come upon WallIdl [165/975] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:05:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/13/17 06:06:27] theZoMBiE was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:45 from level 69.
[10/13/17 15:46:17] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:16 towards level 69.
[10/13/17 18:05:25] AbrahamLinksys [609/640] has challenged theZoMBiE [603/891] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:27:41 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/13/17 19:34:04] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:34 towards level 69.
[10/13/17 22:06:45] theZoMBiE [814/891] has challenged Majak [17/478] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:50:38 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/14/17 06:37:30] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:36 towards level 69.
[10/15/17 04:00:59] SpikeX [312/502] has challenged theZoMBiE [639/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[10/15/17 05:35:33] BronyDee, elf, and Geela [712/1861] have team battled theZoMBiE, kork, and Crazycatlady [1220/1787] and lost! 0 days, 12:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/17 08:00:24] theZoMBiE ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:44:20 from level 69.
[10/15/17 12:03:17] Nofew [1090/1221] has come upon theZoMBiE [665/891] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:59:29 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/15/17 21:30:14] sbp [222/586] has come upon theZoMBiE [176/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:06:51 is removed from sbp's clock.
[10/19/17 02:21:58] theZoMBiE grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:04 towards level 69.
[10/19/17 08:22:31] grooverider [1184/1189] has come upon theZoMBiE [337/891] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:55:32 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[10/25/17 03:39:10] Cameron_D, glorgamitch, and theZoMBiE [400/2996] have team battled kork, Atan, and valdur55 [1534/1639] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 04:20:10] theZoMBiE was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:50 from level 69.
[10/25/17 21:20:12] Elgo [123/424] has challenged theZoMBiE [279/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Elgo's clock.
[10/27/17 07:04:20] Xenthys, CornFly, and loomysh [1910/2407] have team battled max, theZoMBiE, and zankore [1433/2432] and won! 1 day, 02:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/17 23:41:27] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:00 towards level 69.
[10/28/17 13:51:50] theZoMBiE sharpened the edge of his weapon! theZoMBiE's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/17 08:05:11] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:23 towards level 69.
[10/29/17 11:28:31] CoolChris [119/410] has challenged theZoMBiE [39/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:49 is removed from CoolChris's clock.
[10/31/17 06:56:29] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:36 towards level 69.
[10/31/17 07:56:49] os-5185 [232/864] has come upon theZoMBiE [896/907] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:56:24 is added to os-5185's clock.
[10/31/17 12:26:21] sjefen6 [248/424] has challenged theZoMBiE [272/907] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:56:42 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[10/31/17 14:15:15] Mateusz, theZoMBiE, and Euronur [176/2494] have team battled Meta, Globalirc, and Frogging101 [789/2218] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 01:38:08] Heisenberg [228/887] has come upon theZoMBiE [225/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[11/01/17 03:44:32] theZoMBiE [384/907] has come upon Dork_Knight [125/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:37 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/01/17 03:44:32] theZoMBiE has dealt Dork_Knight a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:49:52 is added to Dork_Knight's clock.
[11/02/17 01:45:28] theZoMBiE [97/907] has come upon glorgamitch [312/624] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:08 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/02/17 15:51:22] theZoMBiE discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:25 towards level 69.
[11/02/17 15:51:34] gildarts [152/220] has challenged theZoMBiE [42/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:36 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[11/02/17 21:16:19] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:18 from level 69.
[11/03/17 23:53:15] kline [130/412] has come upon theZoMBiE [210/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:28 is added to kline's clock.
[11/04/17 01:34:14] theZoMBiE discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:01 towards level 69.
[11/04/17 10:41:04] Milquetoast [211/963] has come upon theZoMBiE [862/902] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:14:17 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[11/04/17 16:58:49] theZoMBiE [302/902] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [515/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/05/17 07:01:54] theZoMBiE [896/926] has challenged PiotrekD [505/673] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/05/17 07:03:45] kensington [260/903] has challenged theZoMBiE [426/926] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:50:28 is added to kensington's clock.
[11/05/17 08:29:30] theZoMBiE was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:25:26 from level 70.
[11/06/17 03:46:15] theZoMBiE reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! theZoMBiE's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/17 06:24:33] theZoMBiE fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theZoMBiE's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/17 05:34:16] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:11:09 towards level 70.
[11/07/17 08:45:43] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:39:11 towards level 70.
[11/10/17 21:25:46] theZoMBiE, droogie, Atan, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/17 00:27:01] theZoMBiE, sjefen6, and valdur55 [1027/2062] have team battled charitwo, Khorne, and gildarts [206/1455] and won! 2 days, 01:55:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 01:02:56] theZoMBiE, nickware, and Tenorman [1434/2565] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Khorne, and sjefen6 [368/1744] and won! 4 days, 06:27:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 14:17:24] theZoMBiE got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:37 from level 70.
[11/11/17 21:12:32] Cameron_D [1009/1486] has come upon theZoMBiE [484/927] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:12:30 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[11/12/17 14:48:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 5 days, 20:35:16 toward level 70.
[11/12/17 15:35:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 1 day, 08:27:56 toward level 70.
[11/13/17 13:14:33] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:47 towards level 70.
[11/14/17 22:26:01] theZoMBiE [419/927] has challenged vrillusions [775/1020] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:03:09 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/15/17 22:06:33] Geela [200/346] has come upon theZoMBiE [762/927] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:12:13 is added to Geela's clock.
[11/16/17 03:05:17] bl4ckscor3, Vroomfondel, and prime [306/1616] have team battled max, theZoMBiE, and suterismus [2956/3008] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 16:48:23] theZoMBiE [550/927] has challenged dindinx [194/561] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:35:33 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/17 04:32:41] dwfreed, Mars, and Bkid [786/1936] have team battled theZoMBiE, zid, and CoolChris [1752/2288] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/17 07:25:27] Boohbah [57/764] has challenged theZoMBiE [688/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:55:53 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[11/22/17 07:44:33] theZoMBiE [56/927] has come upon liara [37/492] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:26:55 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/14/18 09:31:35] shymega [158/600] has come upon theZoMBiE [0/0] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:47 is removed from shymega's clock.
[09/14/18 10:40:02] theZoMBiE [4/12] has challenged sunri5e [277/941] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/14/18 11:04:07] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:23 towards level 7.
[09/14/18 15:32:32] ilbelkyr [578/948] has challenged theZoMBiE [59/65] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:42 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[09/17/18 08:56:02] theZoMBiE [40/90] has challenged apiw [252/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 10:36:06] theZoMBiE [70/90] has challenged Mayit [39/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 14:20:44] theZoMBiE [88/91] has challenged agrajag [233/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 19:47:36] theZoMBiE [75/95] has challenged darkmage [5/1119] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:55 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/17/18 19:47:36] theZoMBiE has dealt darkmage a Critical Strike! 3 days, 08:46:28 is added to darkmage's clock.
[09/17/18 22:23:17] theZoMBiE [8/113] has challenged Cypher [395/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/18/18 02:36:07] theZoMBiE [17/124] has challenged csc2ya [153/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/18/18 18:12:26] theZoMBiE [103/154] has challenged Milquetoast [376/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/19/18 01:50:13] theZoMBiE [93/160] has challenged himuraken [155/934] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/21/18 09:19:44] theZoMBiE [167/170] has challenged brendan [545/1374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/21/18 17:46:51] blackburd [12/45] has challenged theZoMBiE [77/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to blackburd's clock.
[09/21/18 19:41:15] theZoMBiE [80/175] has challenged canton7 [156/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/22/18 07:23:05] theZoMBiE [79/201] has challenged Andries [409/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/22/18 13:36:53] Milquetoast [741/947] has challenged theZoMBiE [12/201] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:58:43 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/22/18 21:11:59] theZoMBiE [194/215] has challenged MadMan [219/1110] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/23/18 04:04:37] sjefen6, Roxana, and wulk [1737/2355] have team battled theZoMBiE, elf, and IdleMaster [83/2097] and won! 3 days, 15:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/18 13:04:54] theZoMBiE [202/256] has challenged Taffer [420/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/24/18 03:22:05] theZoMBiE was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:40 from level 32.
[09/24/18 07:37:00] theZoMBiE [74/256] has challenged Eldoreth [499/974] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/25/18 04:47:44] theZoMBiE [185/256] has challenged Sixbierehomme [440/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/25/18 08:53:33] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:03 towards level 34.
[09/25/18 10:02:06] borsin, soltys, and PinkiePie [1483/2072] have team battled sunri5e, pants, and theZoMBiE [1233/2290] and won! 4 days, 02:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 12:31:08] theZoMBiE was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:56 from level 34.
[09/26/18 06:14:34] theZoMBiE [57/256] has challenged Nofew [6/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/27/18 03:13:39] theZoMBiE [128/291] has challenged kenyon [841/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/27/18 18:20:15] Gizmokid2005 [339/976] has challenged theZoMBiE [125/291] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:45:27 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[09/27/18 21:58:42] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:00 towards level 36.
[09/27/18 23:22:03] freeboson [568/797] has challenged theZoMBiE [217/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:14 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/28/18 09:29:59] D.Va, petrichor, and AbacusAvenger [403/2907] have team battled theZoMBiE, bebbet, and Brainiac [1390/1541] and lost! 4 days, 09:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 11:58:11] theZoMBiE [115/301] has challenged Cypher [1005/1212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/28/18 17:47:46] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:26 towards level 37.
[09/29/18 03:58:44] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:29 towards level 37.
[10/02/18 01:22:41] theZoMBiE [122/319] has challenged pfoley [53/631] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/03/18 09:43:44] theZoMBiE [118/319] has challenged Bradicus [419/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/04/18 14:03:22] theZoMBiE [246/322] has come upon psycho [90/91] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:37:44 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/04/18 17:18:25] Sharky4 [176/711] has challenged theZoMBiE [143/322] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:58:48 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[10/05/18 01:43:59] crysys [480/753] has come upon theZoMBiE [216/322] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:21:01 is removed from crysys's clock.
[10/05/18 03:33:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 05:32:15 toward level 39.
[10/05/18 06:09:42] theZoMBiE [282/333] has challenged grooverider [397/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/05/18 12:11:01] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:36 towards level 40.
[10/07/18 13:53:22] theZoMBiE [184/353] has challenged dindinx [369/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:20 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/07/18 15:03:31] Elgo, yano, and blizgerg [741/2375] have team battled theZoMBiE, elf, and idlerpgww [1831/2052] and lost! 3 days, 18:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 03:46:39] Elgo [68/466] has challenged theZoMBiE [69/353] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:07:22 is added to Elgo's clock.
[10/08/18 05:55:28] Kratos, Psilocybe, and Cypher [400/2258] have team battled theZoMBiE, dxtr, and donpdonp [789/1630] and lost! 0 days, 09:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 10:06:50] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:18 towards level 41.
[10/08/18 21:47:18] allo [38/547] has come upon theZoMBiE [228/353] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:19:34 is added to allo's clock.
[10/09/18 20:58:23] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:42 towards level 41.
[10/10/18 02:30:21] el, Zaratustra, and DrJosh9000 [2006/2275] have team battled crysys, theZoMBiE, and psycho [392/1376] and won! 0 days, 00:17:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/18 03:03:08] Brainiac [413/706] has challenged theZoMBiE [1/353] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:05:28 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[10/10/18 09:36:24] theZoMBiE [27/369] has challenged Brainiac [480/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/10/18 10:13:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 04:47:45 toward level 42.
[10/13/18 02:22:53] soltys, Heisenberg, and Khorne [676/2316] have team battled theZoMBiE, Yuhno, and dxtr [754/1972] and lost! 9 days, 07:08:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 20:48:05] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:29 towards level 42.
[10/14/18 10:49:30] theZoMBiE [7/369] has challenged allo [346/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/16/18 01:32:39] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:17 towards level 43.
[10/19/18 09:34:10] Fluttershy, Misza, and alephnull [1285/2853] have team battled theZoMBiE, Sharky4, and double [167/2189] and won! 3 days, 09:48:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 20:03:45] theZoMBiE [323/369] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [324/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/20/18 08:39:38] zankore, Misza, and womblecat [1742/2866] have team battled theZoMBiE, lagertonne, and alephnull [1311/1646] and won! 2 days, 12:49:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 09:20:35] AbacusAvenger, Herb_Tarlek, and RBecker [519/2568] have team battled SpikeX, Tenorman, and theZoMBiE [1053/2240] and lost! 2 days, 16:43:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 13:51:15] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:36 from level 44.
[10/22/18 16:00:03] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:15 towards level 44.
[10/24/18 19:14:14] theZoMBiE got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:39 from level 44.
[10/24/18 19:42:53] theZoMBiE [153/372] has come upon kenyon [900/1401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:03 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/24/18 23:03:21] theZoMBiE [113/372] has challenged damyan [93/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/25/18 06:20:49] dindinx, el, and theZoMBiE [299/2193] have team battled Luamil, lipek, and Emar [1281/2150] and lost! 0 days, 16:35:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/18 07:01:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 2 days, 07:23:28 toward level 45.
[10/26/18 15:23:52] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:24 towards level 45.
[10/26/18 23:46:42] theZoMBiE [102/372] has come upon pfoley [183/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:16 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/27/18 10:48:54] theZoMBiE [306/372] has challenged rxcomm [81/1045] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:30:53 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/28/18 00:13:01] Emar [175/275] has challenged theZoMBiE [179/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Emar's clock.
[11/04/18 11:02:05] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:37 towards level 46.
[11/06/18 04:32:05] theZoMBiE grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:51 towards level 46.
[11/06/18 08:31:49] theZoMBiE [266/376] has challenged grooverider [373/1384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/07/18 16:01:30] petrichor [513/1216] has challenged theZoMBiE [28/376] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:54:41 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/12/18 16:27:46] theZoMBiE [72/376] has challenged waifu [697/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/18 12:04:24] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:51 towards level 47.
[11/22/18 20:43:16] irix, Curious_Onion, Atan, and theZoMBiE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/18 22:20:51] theZoMBiE [175/380] has come upon Kratos [170/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:23 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/23/18 15:37:08] theZoMBiE was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:39 from level 47.
[11/23/18 15:40:21] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:15 towards level 47.
[11/23/18 23:28:50] JensRex [805/1113] has challenged theZoMBiE [74/380] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:23:37 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[11/24/18 20:27:46] theZoMBiE [348/400] has challenged crudd [211/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/25/18 05:27:39] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:07 towards level 48.
[11/26/18 17:57:11] Mars, m0shbear, theZoMBiE, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/18 23:33:29] alephnull [411/593] has come upon theZoMBiE [82/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:54:07 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[11/28/18 17:50:58] sunri5e, theZoMBiE, and holloway [669/2515] have team battled Cameron_D, SCSi, and Eldoreth [1198/3141] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/18 02:56:42] IdleMaster [721/802] has challenged theZoMBiE [278/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:11:24 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[11/30/18 04:09:18] fragment1, AncalagonThBlack, and Heisenberg [912/1602] have team battled theZoMBiE, HellSpawn, and bp [272/1232] and won! 0 days, 01:01:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/18 07:09:32] theZoMBiE [426/436] has challenged neurospex [121/1197] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:35:41 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/30/18 13:53:26] Reilly [156/428] has come upon theZoMBiE [257/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:49 is added to Reilly's clock.
[12/01/18 06:44:09] IdleMaster, Zye, and IRPG [942/2581] have team battled jrosmith, Roxana, and theZoMBiE [1982/2469] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/18 16:16:08] BagelBites [15/498] has challenged theZoMBiE [247/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:36 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[12/03/18 15:30:13] HeavyPodda [616/1019] has come upon theZoMBiE [125/436] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:20:59 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/04/18 20:49:27] Misza, grooverider, and AncalagonThBlack [233/3291] have team battled theZoMBiE, Lnk, and max [2122/2222] and lost! 0 days, 14:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 20:04:05] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:04 towards level 49.
[12/07/18 05:41:11] Misza [737/1198] has challenged theZoMBiE [10/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:49:32 is removed from Misza's clock.
[12/08/18 01:44:42] theZoMBiE [207/446] has challenged ncarl747 [293/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/08/18 21:50:59] theZoMBiE [333/446] has come upon kenyon [700/1391] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:42:45 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/09/18 11:10:01] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:01 towards level 50.
[12/09/18 11:53:53] MadMan [769/1154] has challenged theZoMBiE [256/446] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:28:07 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/11/18 13:03:57] shandor [440/607] has come upon theZoMBiE [80/441] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:21:05 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/12/18 03:15:41] Bahhumbug [373/607] has come upon theZoMBiE [265/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:33:43 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[12/12/18 05:08:07] Bolverk [187/240] has challenged theZoMBiE [2/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from Bolverk's clock.
[12/12/18 07:09:49] pfoley [265/667] has challenged theZoMBiE [342/441] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:18:47 is added to pfoley's clock.
[12/12/18 12:55:52] SirMonkeybox, theZoMBiE, and elbie [239/1949] have team battled rxcomm, yano, and Fluttershy [210/2797] and won! 1 day, 14:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 09:08:35] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:44 towards level 50.
[12/15/18 23:00:47] mordac [585/1269] has come upon theZoMBiE [385/441] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:45:57 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/15/18 23:10:19] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:01 from level 50.
[12/16/18 03:31:44] theZoMBiE, h00k, and Xenthys [293/1621] have team battled crysys, Yuhno, and dindinx [1015/2367] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/18 17:14:21] bp [448/487] has challenged theZoMBiE [47/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:04:28 is removed from bp's clock.
[12/17/18 12:29:23] theZoMBiE grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:09 towards level 50.
[12/18/18 06:39:54] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:01 towards level 50.
[12/18/18 17:07:21] theZoMBiE [86/441] has challenged fattrat [1096/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/19/18 14:27:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 8 days, 10:23:02 toward level 51.
[12/19/18 15:26:30] Zythan [520/530] has come upon theZoMBiE [375/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:18 is removed from Zythan's clock.
[12/19/18 21:02:50] theZoMBiE sharpened the edge of their weapon! theZoMBiE's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/18 07:21:17] astropoint [828/831] has come upon theZoMBiE [390/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:37:43 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[12/21/18 11:11:42] theZoMBiE fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:41:43 from level 51.
[12/22/18 04:53:12] mistaEvO8, FSM, and Lemelisk [1710/2297] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Iceman, and theZoMBiE [1088/1217] and won! 0 days, 11:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/18 13:07:05] theZoMBiE [287/424] has challenged tspange [182/771] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/23/18 22:56:32] theZoMBiE [353/424] has challenged xayto [473/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:19 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/24/18 09:59:04] theZoMBiE [279/424] has challenged HeavyPodda [587/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:11:20 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/28/18 15:44:31] Killerkid [34/1081] has come upon theZoMBiE [373/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:43:17 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/28/18 16:31:31] theZoMBiE walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:40 from level 52.
[12/28/18 19:50:36] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:59 towards level 52.
[12/28/18 22:53:27] zid, theZoMBiE, and rxcomm [1788/2493] have team battled Everyman, Mateusz, and ishanyx [2377/2600] and lost! 1 day, 03:37:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 06:30:57] theZoMBiE EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:45 from level 52.
[12/30/18 18:32:00] theZoMBiE saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:36 from level 52.
[12/31/18 17:01:52] lagertonne [526/659] has challenged theZoMBiE [143/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[01/01/19 00:42:35] theZoMBiE [190/424] has come upon JensRex [62/1102] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:40:55 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/02/19 15:50:17] MadMan [47/1154] has challenged theZoMBiE [297/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:47 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/02/19 21:25:40] Tor, elf, and Gizmokid2005 [1661/3351] have team battled theZoMBiE, himuraken, and Syloq [1881/1977] and lost! 5 days, 18:52:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 05:01:17] theZoMBiE [50/424] has come upon tmberg [411/1043] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:31 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/10/19 07:34:18] theZoMBiE [18/424] has challenged damyan [232/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:33 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/10/19 09:11:55] loomysh, theZoMBiE, and Bradicus [799/1998] have team battled LordH, AncalagonThBlack, and manish17xxx [1129/2625] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/19 04:09:58] theZoMBiE lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:34 from level 52.
[01/12/19 11:30:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 0 days, 05:52:32 toward level 52.
[01/13/19 00:50:25] xayto [591/751] has challenged theZoMBiE [86/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:26:25 is removed from xayto's clock.
[01/13/19 01:56:31] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:29 from level 52.
[01/13/19 05:28:02] Nofew [45/1038] has come upon theZoMBiE [292/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:33 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/14/19 05:24:44] theZoMBiE [419/424] has challenged crudd [511/855] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/14/19 07:25:25] Misza [132/1218] has come upon theZoMBiE [144/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:28 is added to Misza's clock.
[01/15/19 20:06:55] bootdisk [199/1245] has challenged theZoMBiE [45/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:11:57 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[03/21/19 18:55:24] Euph0ria [193/254] has challenged theZoMBiE [391/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[03/22/19 06:33:19] theZoMBiE [312/424] has challenged LordH [645/1151] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:10:55 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/22/19 07:35:20] elf [204/1194] has come upon theZoMBiE [261/424] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:14:03 is added to elf's clock.
[03/23/19 06:38:33] theZoMBiE [400/424] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [139/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:06:48 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/23/19 15:44:08] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:54 towards level 53.
[03/24/19 02:42:55] theZoMBiE [197/424] has challenged Tenorman [1082/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:48:40 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/24/19 09:44:28] zankore [140/1043] has challenged theZoMBiE [170/424] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:08:51 is added to zankore's clock.
[03/25/19 15:37:39] PiotrekD [300/756] has come upon theZoMBiE [251/424] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:45:14 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/25/19 21:52:30] theZoMBiE [211/424] has challenged h00k [16/749] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:53:09 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/26/19 02:12:52] micah [196/236] has challenged theZoMBiE [4/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:36 is removed from micah's clock.
[03/26/19 13:56:03] Birdbones [1128/1394] has challenged theZoMBiE [294/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:34 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[03/26/19 14:38:03] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:39 towards level 53.
[03/26/19 19:03:32] MaryMaid, petrichor, and GilbertErik [1605/2387] have team battled theZoMBiE, Flonk, and sjefen6 [2165/2207] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/19 07:15:37] theZoMBiE [241/424] has come upon damyan [48/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:16:41 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/27/19 09:47:21] yano, JuanMaestro, and theZoMBiE [998/2089] have team battled algernon, strife, and idlerpgww [51/1598] and won! 0 days, 23:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/19 20:49:49] theZoMBiE [4/424] has come upon h00k [342/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/28/19 08:05:26] rxcomm [355/1079] has challenged theZoMBiE [14/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:48:53 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[03/29/19 12:55:01] L [99/573] has challenged theZoMBiE [213/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to L's clock.
[03/31/19 06:04:55] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:47 towards level 53.
[03/31/19 14:54:46] theZoMBiE died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:22 from level 53.
[03/31/19 20:59:45] theZoMBiE [201/424] has challenged ToHellWithGA [472/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/31/19 23:51:17] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:52 towards level 54.
[04/01/19 16:25:17] theZoMBiE [193/424] has come upon dindinx [188/1007] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:36:23 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/03/19 01:04:50] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:41 towards level 54.
[05/03/19 15:54:14] theZoMBiE [191/424] has come upon AbacusAvenger [606/878] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:15 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/04/19 01:26:08] theZoMBiE ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:05:26 from level 54.
[05/05/19 17:26:43] theZoMBiE [45/424] has come upon zhalla [149/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:16:14 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/07/19 05:45:09] theZoMBiE [197/424] has challenged Majak [302/575] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:33:39 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/07/19 08:47:24] theZoMBiE [111/424] has come upon zankore [787/1040] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:40:03 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/07/19 18:53:02] theZoMBiE slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! theZoMBiE's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/19 20:02:40] theZoMBiE met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:48 from level 54.
[05/09/19 02:11:13] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:11 towards level 54.
[05/09/19 19:59:32] theZoMBiE, Nistur, blizgerg, and niko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/19 04:01:42] sheu [215/584] has challenged theZoMBiE [61/420] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:35:35 is removed from sheu's clock.
[05/10/19 07:02:24] theZoMBiE [219/420] has challenged Psilocybe [181/759] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:47 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/11/19 21:55:02] zhalla [273/420] has come upon theZoMBiE [151/420] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:32:55 is removed from zhalla's clock.
[05/12/19 16:48:28] theZoMBiE broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:06 from level 54.
[05/12/19 23:17:36] theZoMBiE [50/420] has challenged Scornn [68/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:14 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/18/19 07:27:22] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:49 towards level 54.
[05/18/19 18:10:47] lavamind [474/587] has challenged theZoMBiE [33/420] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[05/20/19 00:26:35] gdm [66/269] has challenged theZoMBiE [351/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to gdm's clock.
[05/20/19 02:06:13] grooverider [572/1421] has come upon theZoMBiE [29/420] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:03:17 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/21/19 02:46:43] theZoMBiE [271/438] has challenged JensRex [617/1226] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:32 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/21/19 18:31:53] Psilocybe, PiotrekD, and micah [568/1953] have team battled ToHellWithGA, theZoMBiE, and idlerpgww [826/2173] and lost! 1 day, 04:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/19 18:48:49] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:47 towards level 55.
[05/23/19 21:26:37] bebbet [514/566] has come upon theZoMBiE [130/438] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:36:11 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[05/24/19 05:33:54] woonack [102/490] has come upon theZoMBiE [163/438] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:49:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/24/19 08:07:01] jvoisin [470/490] has challenged theZoMBiE [384/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from jvoisin's clock.
[05/24/19 16:36:24] pollo, The_Joker, and Ttech [850/3068] have team battled HeavyPodda, theZoMBiE, and AncalagonThBlack [52/2217] and won! 1 day, 12:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 00:01:43] hannesenator, theZoMBiE, and womblecat [221/2235] have team battled Roxana, JuanMaestro, and MrGlass [2889/2923] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 14:51:17] Noxwaste [299/360] has come upon theZoMBiE [319/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:15 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[05/26/19 13:48:34] SCSi [461/743] has come upon theZoMBiE [354/442] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:59:16 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[05/26/19 23:54:41] xmj [53/238] has come upon theZoMBiE [330/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:14 is added to xmj's clock.
[05/28/19 10:43:34] theZoMBiE [45/447] has challenged borsin [562/600] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:45:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/28/19 11:53:35] Noxwaste [191/408] has challenged theZoMBiE [113/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:15:25 is removed from Noxwaste's clock.
[05/29/19 13:49:48] idlerpgww [338/731] has challenged theZoMBiE [3/447] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:35:36 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[05/29/19 16:10:13] theZoMBiE [217/447] has come upon Euph0ria [288/414] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:14:30 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/29/19 17:36:24] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:58:07 towards level 55.
[05/30/19 19:44:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 1 day, 09:21:30 toward level 55.
[05/30/19 20:46:36] Ratigan [369/780] has come upon theZoMBiE [280/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:29:57 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[05/30/19 20:46:42] Ratigan [150/780] has come upon theZoMBiE [100/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:15 is removed from Ratigan's clock.
[05/31/19 23:02:53] theZoMBiE [324/447] has challenged Sixbierehomme [111/833] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:30:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/01/19 08:04:59] theZoMBiE [73/447] has challenged M144 [68/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:46:24 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/01/19 09:40:28] MJ94, nickware, and theZoMBiE [1537/2112] have team battled darkmage, canton7, and LapTop006 [1913/2762] and lost! 1 day, 09:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 13:55:33] Equinox [71/331] has come upon theZoMBiE [121/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:51 is added to Equinox's clock.
[06/01/19 14:29:14] Andries [364/768] has come upon theZoMBiE [243/447] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:09:00 is removed from Andries's clock.
[06/03/19 16:47:53] efertone, M144, and theZoMBiE [482/1766] have team battled zid, lipek, and BagelBites [1847/3023] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/19 20:57:18] theZoMBiE [365/447] has come upon The_Joker [159/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:07:25 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/04/19 05:20:57] theZoMBiE [324/447] has challenged Mateusz [771/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/04/19 09:16:24] Kropotkin [291/635] has come upon theZoMBiE [433/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:15:34 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[06/04/19 12:25:34] Globalirc [282/906] has come upon theZoMBiE [25/447] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:20:00 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[06/08/19 10:17:21] theZoMBiE [252/447] has come upon ohnx [656/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:45 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/09/19 11:00:13] theZoMBiE [152/447] has come upon Muirrum [22/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:26 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/23/19 12:23:53] theZoMBiE, Velyn, and bookworm [888/900] have team battled Tor, Elgo, and Mateusz [1296/2790] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/19 01:53:05] Iceman, sjefen6, and grooverider [232/2892] have team battled StalkR, pollo, and theZoMBiE [838/1661] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/19 06:18:19] theZoMBiE [398/447] has challenged Curious_Onion [546/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:17 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/24/19 08:49:50] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:57 towards level 55.
[06/25/19 03:52:45] theZoMBiE [141/447] has challenged AbacusAvenger [536/909] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/25/19 08:24:07] theZoMBiE [213/447] has challenged FSM [487/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:29:32 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/26/19 21:24:14] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:44:36 from level 56.
[06/29/19 18:18:05] Geela [218/757] has come upon theZoMBiE [242/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:02:42 is added to Geela's clock.
[06/30/19 03:49:14] manish17xxx [655/799] has challenged theZoMBiE [255/452] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:57:13 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[06/30/19 03:49:14] manish17xxx has dealt theZoMBiE a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:02:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/30/19 21:02:10] theZoMBiE [98/452] has come upon Kerri [83/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:08:41 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[06/30/19 21:02:10] theZoMBiE has dealt Kerri a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:10:54 is added to Kerri's clock.
[07/02/19 17:28:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 9 days, 22:20:32 toward level 56.
[07/02/19 22:03:19] theZoMBiE [161/452] has challenged bebbet [10/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:56:28 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/03/19 02:35:42] theZoMBiE [13/452] has come upon bookworm [336/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:38:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/03/19 08:01:41] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:22 towards level 56.
[07/03/19 13:26:54] DrJosh9000 [190/563] has come upon theZoMBiE [49/452] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:31:07 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[07/03/19 16:21:32] inittab [420/482] has challenged theZoMBiE [27/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from inittab's clock.
[07/05/19 10:52:58] Notir, Misza, and grooverider [640/3132] have team battled Ttech, theZoMBiE, and KeboDK [225/2976] and won! 2 days, 05:29:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/19 09:15:07] Xenthys [199/723] has come upon theZoMBiE [71/452] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:30:16 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[07/08/19 10:57:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 1 day, 17:22:05 toward level 56.
[07/09/19 03:09:37] elbie [133/1005] has come upon theZoMBiE [146/452] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:26:03 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/09/19 21:25:57] theZoMBiE [129/452] has come upon zifnab06 [450/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:25 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/10/19 03:09:26] alephnull, zifnab06, and gdm [1129/1965] have team battled MaryMaid, theZoMBiE, and skarlso [405/1335] and won! 0 days, 05:59:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/19 08:07:40] inittab [145/486] has challenged theZoMBiE [6/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from inittab's clock.
[07/10/19 10:24:27] dave [226/359] has challenged theZoMBiE [378/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to dave's clock.
[07/10/19 14:44:06] bookworm [335/386] has challenged theZoMBiE [33/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:51:19 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[07/11/19 09:00:03] theZoMBiE [379/452] has come upon djm [423/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:00 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/13/19 13:48:02] theZoMBiE [161/452] has challenged pixelate [395/520] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/13/19 16:39:40] pants [1125/1127] has come upon theZoMBiE [370/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:00:43 is removed from pants's clock.
[07/15/19 07:41:59] SCSi [565/759] has come upon theZoMBiE [401/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:43 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[07/15/19 11:05:03] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:05:15 from level 57.
[07/17/19 11:53:31] theZoMBiE [54/452] has come upon Syloq [249/596] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:51:20 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/17/19 14:12:50] xayto [476/769] has come upon theZoMBiE [287/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:25:09 is removed from xayto's clock.
[07/18/19 03:24:25] phraktyl [34/364] has challenged theZoMBiE [191/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:58 is added to phraktyl's clock.
[07/18/19 07:22:55] Khorne, micah, and Globalirc [1927/2717] have team battled theZoMBiE, dwfreed, and lipek [146/2346] and won! 1 day, 10:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 09:52:31] theZoMBiE was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:19:12 from level 57.
[07/19/19 07:44:49] theZoMBiE lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:42:21 from level 57.
[07/19/19 18:16:35] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:39:27 towards level 57.
[07/20/19 16:02:46] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:18:43 towards level 57.
[07/21/19 10:41:35] theZoMBiE [255/452] has challenged Misza [98/1287] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:35:19 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/22/19 03:32:02] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:55:24 from level 57.
[07/22/19 04:59:30] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:46:35 towards level 57.
[07/22/19 05:57:31] theZoMBiE, Jay_of_Delucia, and bigjay [1137/2515] have team battled Lnk, Atan, and Eldoreth [1211/2828] and lost! 4 days, 09:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/19 12:39:48] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:35 towards level 57.
[07/23/19 04:50:08] theZoMBiE [71/452] has come upon Sixbierehomme [474/863] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:52:02 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/23/19 05:12:31] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:13:05 from level 57.
[07/24/19 12:39:48] theZoMBiE found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:47 towards level 57.
[07/25/19 21:38:55] Crazycatlady, blabber, and csssuf [1451/1949] have team battled Lemongrab, theZoMBiE, and Majak [1948/2083] and lost! 0 days, 11:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/19 08:14:03] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:42:38 from level 57.
[07/27/19 10:26:50] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:47:16 towards level 57.
[07/28/19 13:14:07] Xenofex [807/859] has come upon theZoMBiE [345/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:21:30 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[07/28/19 19:44:40] Tor [579/1197] has come upon theZoMBiE [288/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:05 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/28/19 23:37:54] theZoMBiE [199/452] has come upon skarlso [4/455] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:52:01 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/29/19 03:18:23] mwhahaha [654/985] has come upon theZoMBiE [124/452] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:33:11 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[07/29/19 07:23:26] theZoMBiE [302/452] has challenged IdleBot [253/2129] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:03:23 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/29/19 09:58:35] theZoMBiE, M144, and pfoley [669/1946] have team battled neurospex, Pici, and CornFly [134/3863] and won! 1 day, 02:20:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/19 15:45:59] Noxwaste [34/421] has come upon theZoMBiE [240/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:45:55 is added to Noxwaste's clock.
[07/29/19 19:18:27] tspange [430/777] has come upon theZoMBiE [450/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:23 is added to tspange's clock.
[07/30/19 20:39:10] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:51 towards level 57.
[07/31/19 16:21:22] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:27 towards level 57.
[08/01/19 10:42:57] Noxwaste, Crazycatlady, and MJ94 [1102/1630] have team battled Agent86, theZoMBiE, and lavamind [549/1769] and won! 0 days, 03:01:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 11:39:16] bigjay, theZoMBiE, and SCSi [2036/2708] have team battled lipek, MetaNova, and dax [33/2845] and won! 1 day, 16:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 18:21:09] theZoMBiE walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:00 from level 57.
[08/04/19 03:56:29] vegadark [187/711] has come upon theZoMBiE [191/452] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:05:57 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/05/19 17:45:37] theZoMBiE [130/452] has come upon kenyon [415/1102] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:33 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/06/19 14:07:46] theZoMBiE [223/452] has challenged ishanyx [687/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:47 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/09/19 09:17:44] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:16 towards level 57.
[08/09/19 13:07:12] theZoMBiE [234/452] has challenged Reilly [31/469] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/09/19 17:44:10] theZoMBiE was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:25:49 from level 58.
[08/10/19 04:11:03] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:25:11 towards level 58.
[08/10/19 16:45:37] theZoMBiE [154/452] has come upon KeboDK [140/704] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:01:50 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/11/19 23:16:55] theZoMBiE [194/452] has come upon Atan [255/756] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:52:25 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/12/19 16:41:50] Roxana, kenyon, ohnx, and theZoMBiE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/19 03:51:30] jbroome [73/735] has come upon theZoMBiE [188/452] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:12:06 is added to jbroome's clock.
[08/13/19 13:30:36] blabber, theZoMBiE, and dartainus [420/1569] have team battled buksi, Mateusz, and Noxwaste [274/2307] and won! 2 days, 01:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/19 15:28:31] freeboson [812/940] has come upon theZoMBiE [148/452] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:12:45 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/14/19 05:26:51] theZoMBiE fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:32:03 from level 58.
[08/14/19 09:17:40] theZoMBiE was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:22 from level 58.
[08/14/19 22:11:40] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:07 towards level 58.
[08/16/19 21:01:16] theZoMBiE [84/452] has challenged micah [494/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:16:17 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/16/19 21:13:58] xayto [717/769] has come upon theZoMBiE [388/452] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:11:59 is removed from xayto's clock.
[08/17/19 03:02:34] buksi [638/793] has challenged theZoMBiE [6/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:09 is removed from buksi's clock.
[08/17/19 19:47:28] L, pollo, and Tor [1529/2643] have team battled Brady, Invidious, and theZoMBiE [1337/1881] and won! 5 days, 09:33:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 10:40:17] Atan, theZoMBiE, and sc_ [275/1732] have team battled Sundance, sjefen6, and brycec [1460/2321] and lost! 1 day, 03:17:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/19 10:14:17] theZoMBiE [331/452] has challenged Lemelisk [1146/1345] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:51:36 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/20/19 00:57:24] allo, bisco, and Pici [1271/2762] have team battled theZoMBiE, Psilocybe, and ganome [827/1636] and won! 5 days, 00:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/19 02:30:42] xayto [2/769] has challenged theZoMBiE [118/452] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:34 is added to xayto's clock.
[08/22/19 11:25:40] TheresusPheronor [526/534] has challenged theZoMBiE [226/452] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from TheresusPheronor's clock.
[08/22/19 11:25:40] TheresusPheronor has dealt theZoMBiE a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:14:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/22/19 23:12:35] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:13 towards level 58.
[08/23/19 11:13:35] grooverider [710/1438] has come upon theZoMBiE [406/452] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:14:26 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[08/23/19 17:20:19] blizgerg [433/1397] has come upon theZoMBiE [258/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:31:10 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/25/19 19:26:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 1 day, 14:54:27 toward level 58.
[08/26/19 03:29:30] theZoMBiE [442/452] has come upon phraktyl [325/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:18:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/27/19 07:36:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 3 days, 10:07:38 toward level 58.
[08/27/19 12:57:49] ilbelkyr [960/1061] has challenged theZoMBiE [297/452] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:17:26 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[08/29/19 08:03:55] theZoMBiE [212/452] has challenged Roxana [399/1186] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/29/19 09:24:17] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:13:33 towards level 59.
[08/30/19 09:12:22] Lnk [789/999] has challenged theZoMBiE [111/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:07 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/30/19 13:28:49] theZoMBiE [378/452] has come upon kenyon [321/1101] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:35:07 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/31/19 04:18:52] theZoMBiE [362/452] has come upon micah [554/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:17:59 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/02/19 16:00:38] Tiny_Nuggins, Yuhno, and Reilly [557/1598] have team battled mordac, theZoMBiE, and xonic [2073/2575] and lost! 0 days, 23:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/19 08:23:03] Yuhno, elbie, and meskio [1498/2500] have team battled theZoMBiE, Reilly, and Roxana [739/2081] and won! 1 day, 01:43:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 20:03:52] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:52:33 from level 59.
[09/04/19 20:24:29] xonic, m0shbear, theZoMBiE, and grooverider have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/19 22:29:04] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:13 towards level 59.
[09/05/19 04:37:14] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:48 towards level 59.
[09/06/19 09:42:41] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:11 from level 59.
[09/06/19 09:50:45] theZoMBiE broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:05:20 from level 59.
[09/06/19 10:15:51] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:15 towards level 59.
[09/06/19 21:46:21] Chuck [681/746] has come upon theZoMBiE [280/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:40:35 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/11/19 00:18:46] dartainus, theZoMBiE, and Sixbierehomme [531/1927] have team battled Eldoreth, SlowRiot, and brendan [63/3423] and won! 2 days, 00:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/19 00:23:26] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:22 towards level 59.
[09/12/19 14:41:52] zid [722/1033] has come upon theZoMBiE [206/452] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:05:05 is removed from zid's clock.
[09/14/19 03:29:29] bisco [851/871] has come upon theZoMBiE [295/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:20:29 is removed from bisco's clock.
[09/17/19 07:59:21] darkmage [457/1299] has come upon theZoMBiE [243/452] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:26:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/17/19 08:50:16] theZoMBiE [318/452] has challenged JuanMaestro [528/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:26 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/18/19 05:23:14] ilbelkyr, theZoMBiE, and LapTop006 [1099/1999] have team battled Psilocybe, dax, and zid [1008/2314] and won! 0 days, 05:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 08:41:16] Everyman, theZoMBiE, and alephnull [1099/2115] have team battled Fluttershy, PlasmaStar, and Pontuzz [77/1830] and won! 0 days, 03:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 17:31:52] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:24 towards level 59.
[09/18/19 22:42:51] theZoMBiE [35/452] has challenged Pontuzz [99/290] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/19/19 05:39:00] Crazycatlady [584/688] has come upon theZoMBiE [151/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:55:32 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/03/19 11:21:13] theZoMBiE [312/452] has challenged fattrat [729/1300] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:31:22 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/03/19 20:34:03] Xenofex [507/871] has come upon theZoMBiE [344/452] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:01:44 is removed from Xenofex's clock.
[10/04/19 02:44:41] max, blizgerg, and ohnx [3096/3264] have team battled theZoMBiE, KeboDK, and xayto [951/1955] and won! 3 days, 01:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/19 03:17:11] theZoMBiE met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:31:57 from level 60.
[10/09/19 10:06:26] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:12:26 towards level 60.
[10/09/19 12:48:34] Orodruin [50/155] has challenged theZoMBiE [117/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Orodruin's clock.
[10/17/19 05:17:05] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:26:41 towards level 60.
[10/17/19 07:14:55] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:22:25 towards level 60.
[10/17/19 16:28:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 29 days, 15:11:34 toward level 60.
[10/17/19 17:44:01] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:02 towards level 60.
[10/19/19 05:51:42] theZoMBiE [437/452] has challenged manish17xxx [54/791] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:57:23 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/21/19 05:35:54] theZoMBiE left their weapon out in the rain to rust! theZoMBiE's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/19 14:04:44] theZoMBiE [223/445] has challenged Bkid [82/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:41:00 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/23/19 02:34:34] sjums_the_great [362/479] has come upon theZoMBiE [76/445] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:59:27 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[10/23/19 03:52:39] buyoq [182/358] has come upon theZoMBiE [168/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:13 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[10/23/19 22:37:17] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:55 towards level 60.
[10/24/19 18:36:36] KH405, micah, and SlowRiot [1083/2102] have team battled theZoMBiE, pants, and Fluttershy [2120/2714] and lost! 0 days, 16:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/19 10:39:38] theZoMBiE [74/445] has come upon sunri5e [215/1239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:41 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/25/19 20:41:15] theZoMBiE [187/445] has challenged MrGlass [795/867] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:58:16 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/26/19 08:03:01] theZoMBiE [184/445] has come upon phraktyl [200/660] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:13:41 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/28/19 00:42:43] Scar3cr0w [602/632] has come upon theZoMBiE [92/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:08 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[10/28/19 03:05:21] theZoMBiE lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:45:27 from level 61.
[10/28/19 21:11:51] theZoMBiE [121/445] has come upon himuraken [865/984] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:13:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/30/19 02:24:22] theZoMBiE [327/445] has challenged brycec [422/1193] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:45:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/30/19 05:13:33] Varjatticus, L, and sunri5e [1360/2423] have team battled Syloq, sjums_the_great, and theZoMBiE [1136/1544] and won! 0 days, 10:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 23:29:19] DrJosh9000 [73/588] has challenged theZoMBiE [124/445] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:53:53 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/31/19 23:55:44] theZoMBiE [222/445] has come upon pfoley [627/837] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:58:43 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/01/19 04:17:36] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 15:55:56 towards level 61.
[11/01/19 21:33:39] theZoMBiE was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:58:42 towards level 61.
[11/02/19 22:16:31] theZoMBiE [114/445] has come upon damyan [1251/1255] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 10:26:38 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/03/19 11:49:00] theZoMBiE [427/445] has challenged L [466/801] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:22:56 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/03/19 13:49:28] theZoMBiE [122/445] has challenged Crazycatlady [690/698] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:11:24 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/04/19 21:03:37] SlowRiot, IdleMaster, and HeavyPodda [1269/2623] have team battled Lnk, theZoMBiE, and Asara [1005/2571] and won! 2 days, 02:11:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/19 06:25:11] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:08:14 towards level 61.
[11/05/19 19:22:47] theZoMBiE was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:00:43 towards level 61.
[11/06/19 09:05:15] osannatas [459/799] has challenged theZoMBiE [185/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:51:46 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/06/19 10:57:54] sheu, manish17xxx, and fattrat [2601/2698] have team battled theZoMBiE, Tor, and holloway [1714/2654] and won! 0 days, 08:41:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/19 07:10:33] theZoMBiE [104/445] has challenged double [328/1141] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:59:04 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/07/19 17:12:52] theZoMBiE [427/445] has challenged crysys [814/896] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:04:52 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/08/19 00:14:34] Desspugne [828/844] has challenged theZoMBiE [315/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:45:45 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[11/08/19 11:22:47] theZoMBiE lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:26:07 from level 61.
[11/08/19 14:45:47] jbroome [36/1037] has come upon theZoMBiE [17/445] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:53 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[11/08/19 16:53:40] Tiny_Nuggins [115/445] has challenged theZoMBiE [156/445] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[11/09/19 21:15:09] Geela, theZoMBiE, and AncalagonThBlack [993/2035] have team battled anarcat, Agent86, and jbroome [2475/2713] and lost! 0 days, 21:25:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/19 21:41:47] theZoMBiE was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:40:56 towards level 61.
[11/09/19 23:47:50] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:28:23 towards level 61.
[11/10/19 11:28:19] damyan [47/1267] has challenged theZoMBiE [255/445] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:58:23 is added to damyan's clock.
[11/11/19 19:11:27] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:13:54 towards level 61.
[11/12/19 09:39:08] theZoMBiE had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:13:56 towards level 61.
[11/21/19 10:26:29] theZoMBiE [271/445] has challenged Khorne [267/1051] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:17:55 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/21/19 12:44:37] max, mordac, and Brainiac [109/3115] have team battled sunri5e, theZoMBiE, and JensRex [253/3005] and lost! 0 days, 23:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/19 11:31:27] theZoMBiE [38/445] has challenged TimWolla [603/949] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:20:56 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/14/19 00:24:26] Chuck, sc_, and bigjay [64/2872] have team battled Bradicus, popey, and theZoMBiE [767/1811] and lost! 2 days, 02:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 14:15:27] Tor [95/1147] has come upon theZoMBiE [325/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:35:23 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/16/19 03:30:26] Ironhoof, theZoMBiE, and Globalirc [1020/2558] have team battled MaryMaid, borsin, and Zythan [1624/1852] and lost! 4 days, 19:41:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 07:12:49] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:47:08 towards level 61.
[12/16/19 09:50:39] Scar3cr0w [377/697] has challenged theZoMBiE [202/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:46:22 is removed from Scar3cr0w's clock.
[12/17/19 21:40:57] holloway, Majak, ohnx, and theZoMBiE have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/19 18:16:38] theZoMBiE [170/445] has come upon dax [278/578] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:38:19 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/19/19 20:17:38] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:01 towards level 61.
[12/20/19 01:24:33] Nofew [151/836] has come upon theZoMBiE [425/445] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:28:12 is added to Nofew's clock.
[12/20/19 01:57:34] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:15:32 towards level 61.
[12/21/19 01:16:42] Andries, humus, and grooverider [763/2502] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Geela, and theZoMBiE [792/2286] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/19 09:59:19] theZoMBiE, inittab, and Mateusz [392/2164] have team battled phraktyl, xayto, and gdm [1183/2142] and lost! 3 days, 03:14:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/19 14:18:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 20 days, 23:56:45 toward level 61.
[12/21/19 16:05:43] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:20 towards level 61.
[12/21/19 16:28:57] h00k, MiddlewareMonkey, and algernon [1299/2450] have team battled mwhahaha, DrJosh9000, and theZoMBiE [1360/2222] and lost! 2 days, 08:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 10:59:45] Asara, brendan, theZoMBiE, and MiddlewareMonkey have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/19 04:09:41] blabber [441/781] has come upon theZoMBiE [250/445] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:39:24 is removed from blabber's clock.
[12/23/19 05:41:45] dwfreed [20/788] has come upon theZoMBiE [30/445] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:16:07 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[12/24/19 12:58:24] theZoMBiE [337/445] has challenged Lnk [902/1039] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:57:04 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/24/19 17:29:35] findlayr [119/251] has challenged theZoMBiE [214/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to findlayr's clock.
[12/24/19 22:50:36] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:13 towards level 61.
[12/26/19 07:07:44] JuanMaestro [480/961] has challenged theZoMBiE [324/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:10:22 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/26/19 12:05:42] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:22 towards level 61.
[12/26/19 14:45:29] Mateusz, Mars, theZoMBiE, and nawcom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/19 02:27:33] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:04 towards level 61.
[12/28/19 07:18:34] theZoMBiE [394/445] has challenged GilbertErik [641/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/28/19 13:48:20] theZoMBiE [393/445] has come upon Scornn [250/823] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:56:19 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/30/19 13:31:05] theZoMBiE [123/445] has challenged Sharky4 [826/1122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:19 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/30/19 14:40:36] theZoMBiE [72/445] has challenged Brady [190/963] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/31/19 00:33:34] CornFly [953/1223] has challenged theZoMBiE [35/445] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:05:38 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[01/01/20 13:40:08] anarcat [607/927] has come upon theZoMBiE [331/445] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:04:10 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[01/02/20 03:46:26] mordac [139/1302] has come upon theZoMBiE [362/445] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:17:21 is added to mordac's clock.
[01/02/20 06:31:53] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:50:20 towards level 62.
[01/02/20 10:44:06] AbacusAvenger, theZoMBiE, and Sharky4 [2074/2476] have team battled Susumurata, pixelate, and mwhahaha [1125/1980] and won! 3 days, 13:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 16:54:38] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:37:41 towards level 62.
[01/03/20 21:55:43] pixelate, blabber, and SlimeDiamond [146/1658] have team battled efertone, theZoMBiE, and MiddlewareMonkey [641/1868] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/20 14:20:31] phraktyl, allo, and grooverider [982/2940] have team battled pixelate, Zyphyr, and theZoMBiE [160/1593] and won! 0 days, 15:13:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 16:16:01] theZoMBiE [179/445] has challenged Eldoreth [29/1249] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:36:30 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/10/20 03:29:42] freeboson [89/622] has challenged theZoMBiE [353/445] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:28:46 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/11/20 16:08:24] tmberg [289/1625] has come upon theZoMBiE [304/445] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:45:30 is added to tmberg's clock.
[01/11/20 18:21:51] theZoMBiE got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:16:08 from level 62.
[01/13/20 16:27:45] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:55:15 towards level 62.
[01/14/20 06:04:54] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:29 towards level 62.
[01/14/20 09:04:26] theZoMBiE got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:31:32 from level 62.
[01/15/20 20:30:03] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:17 towards level 62.
[02/05/20 05:01:13] Zaratustra, Zyphyr, and AbrahamLinksys [402/2404] have team battled theZoMBiE, xonic, and zid [160/2102] and won! 3 days, 02:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/20 15:36:33] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:35:04 towards level 62.
[02/05/20 23:44:32] theZoMBiE [9/445] has come upon ncarl747 [730/859] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:06:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/07/20 12:02:19] theZoMBiE [177/451] has come upon sheu [426/576] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:43:35 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/09/20 01:07:29] theZoMBiE was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:08 towards level 62.
[02/09/20 11:25:10] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:36 towards level 62.
[02/10/20 00:00:27] meskio [742/923] has come upon theZoMBiE [139/451] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:13:08 is removed from meskio's clock.
[02/25/20 17:10:07] lorwp [282/356] has challenged theZoMBiE [450/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to lorwp's clock.
[02/27/20 10:53:41] zid, dwfreed, and loomysh [807/3002] have team battled theZoMBiE, Beefcan, and SirMonkeybox [683/1458] and won! 10 days, 20:51:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/20 21:52:56] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:25 towards level 62.
[02/29/20 06:42:34] theZoMBiE got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:52 from level 62.
[02/29/20 06:52:24] theZoMBiE [364/451] has challenged Asara [644/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:58:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/01/20 06:57:53] theZoMBiE [292/451] has challenged astropoint [992/1009] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:26:45 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/01/20 16:32:10] theZoMBiE, TauPan, and KH405 [928/1438] have team battled brendan, buksi, and LapTop006 [745/2791] and won! 2 days, 03:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/20 18:44:55] theZoMBiE [415/451] has challenged scumola [31/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:57:16 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/02/20 22:45:49] irix [427/875] has challenged theZoMBiE [45/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:06:14 is removed from irix's clock.
[03/19/20 03:43:06] Nistur [109/832] has come upon theZoMBiE [259/451] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:55:59 is added to Nistur's clock.
[03/19/20 13:45:56] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:51 towards level 62.
[03/19/20 18:27:15] theZoMBiE [347/451] has challenged skarlso [16/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:20:03 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/20/20 02:17:29] theZoMBiE [336/451] has come upon djm [788/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:29:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/20/20 08:03:05] theZoMBiE [225/451] has come upon csc2ya [24/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:35:23 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/20/20 08:03:05] theZoMBiE has dealt csc2ya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:13:55 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[03/20/20 13:31:15] theZoMBiE [243/451] has challenged Nechayev [481/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/20/20 23:22:15] theZoMBiE [274/451] has come upon zbe [331/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:31 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/21/20 05:34:38] LukeLR [68/831] has challenged theZoMBiE [351/451] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:57:13 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[03/21/20 06:41:07] theZoMBiE died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:24 from level 62.
[03/21/20 09:44:18] Roxana, Ironhoof, and lakwatsero [1578/2897] have team battled i3d, blabber, and theZoMBiE [456/1851] and won! 0 days, 16:26:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/20 22:14:42] brendan [10/1394] has challenged theZoMBiE [447/451] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:52:09 is added to brendan's clock.
[03/22/20 08:08:32] desikitteh [174/209] has challenged theZoMBiE [396/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to desikitteh's clock.
[03/22/20 16:42:01] theZoMBiE [90/451] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [311/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/22/20 23:43:30] theZoMBiE [410/451] has challenged blizgerg [309/1374] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:15 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/03/20 15:43:32] theZoMBiE [167/484] has challenged sjums_the_great [216/975] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/05/20 19:11:25] MrGlass, theZoMBiE, and phraktyl [689/2219] have team battled Jaglag, MadMan, and Scar3cr0w [244/2340] and won! 8 days, 03:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/20 00:59:51] simple [928/1024] has challenged theZoMBiE [11/484] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:10:48 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/06/20 11:08:17] M1971 [6/148] has challenged theZoMBiE [298/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to M1971's clock.
[04/07/20 07:34:18] theZoMBiE, grooverider, and JensRex [2171/3305] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, JackSW, and tspange [343/1823] and won! 1 day, 08:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/20 15:08:36] theZoMBiE [147/484] has challenged jayvee [470/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:30:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/07/20 22:00:19] theZoMBiE discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:53:43 towards level 63.
[04/08/20 00:27:21] theZoMBiE [361/484] has come upon dax [296/604] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:49:15 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/08/20 07:08:54] sheu, blizgerg, and inittab [2000/2577] have team battled Balthazar, brycec, and theZoMBiE [1763/2707] and won! 1 day, 20:16:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/20 06:04:53] tmberg [1455/1562] has come upon theZoMBiE [358/484] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:56:43 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/10/20 13:24:44] Agent86 [171/695] has challenged theZoMBiE [275/484] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:15:05 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/11/20 09:10:40] lakwatsero [325/376] has come upon theZoMBiE [24/484] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:11:21 is removed from lakwatsero's clock.
[04/12/20 05:06:41] theZoMBiE was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:59:30 towards level 63.
[04/13/20 05:02:29] rustybicycle [52/547] has challenged theZoMBiE [384/484] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[04/13/20 11:22:59] MJ94, john, and meskio [1113/1598] have team battled theZoMBiE, sukil, and Athos [1377/1616] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 03:44:57] theZoMBiE [116/484] has challenged HeavyPodda [838/964] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:13:13 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/14/20 06:08:49] yano, bigtrees, and theZoMBiE [286/1346] have team battled Nechayev, Forud, and ohnx [1083/2449] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 14:03:32] JeDa [84/87] has challenged theZoMBiE [477/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to JeDa's clock.
[04/14/20 16:50:10] theZoMBiE [125/484] has challenged Tor [250/1263] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:33:04 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/18/20 17:13:27] xayto [706/751] has challenged theZoMBiE [249/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:52 is removed from xayto's clock.
[04/18/20 23:41:55] Chuck [192/768] has come upon theZoMBiE [165/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:14:06 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/19/20 07:40:45] JeDa [14/278] has challenged theZoMBiE [180/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to JeDa's clock.
[04/19/20 09:17:22] theZoMBiE [24/484] has challenged Chuck [518/768] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:14:19 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/20/20 19:24:08] theZoMBiE invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:10 towards level 63.
[04/20/20 23:20:45] meskio [262/923] has come upon theZoMBiE [53/484] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:17:24 is removed from meskio's clock.
[04/21/20 03:21:02] RBecker, KeboDK, and xayto [1486/2336] have team battled Susumurata, theZoMBiE, and zid [520/2074] and won! 0 days, 10:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/20 04:33:54] theZoMBiE [144/484] has challenged cirdan [229/938] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:45:26 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/22/20 23:05:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 4 days, 09:32:36 toward level 63.
[04/24/20 10:19:56] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:19:11 towards level 63.
[04/24/20 19:58:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 10 days, 04:00:29 toward level 63.
[04/25/20 06:28:57] rxcomm [587/1287] has challenged theZoMBiE [333/484] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:38:25 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[04/26/20 03:33:29] theZoMBiE [173/484] has challenged pants [1121/1294] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:59:47 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/26/20 04:33:42] theZoMBiE [195/484] has challenged elf [271/1298] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:54:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/28/20 01:11:53] AngryParsley [1045/1118] has challenged theZoMBiE [123/484] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:15:18 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/28/20 01:57:12] theZoMBiE saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:54 from level 63.
[04/28/20 16:47:21] theZoMBiE [158/484] has challenged damyan [423/1262] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:02:40 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/29/20 05:51:37] theZoMBiE was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:03:44 from level 63.
[04/29/20 12:04:45] theZoMBiE died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:34:05 from level 63.
[05/01/20 15:34:02] theZoMBiE got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:58:01 from level 63.
[05/03/20 04:06:17] MetaNova, fattrat, and pants [2640/3502] have team battled waifu, theZoMBiE, and tccki [1133/1494] and won! 1 day, 17:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/20 06:07:52] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:17 towards level 63.
[05/04/20 14:19:02] Asara [67/794] has come upon theZoMBiE [379/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:28 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/05/20 05:23:55] theZoMBiE [182/484] has challenged misha [238/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:03:28 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/06/20 21:04:39] viro [225/287] has challenged theZoMBiE [75/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from viro's clock.
[05/07/20 16:26:13] KH405 [458/571] has challenged theZoMBiE [193/484] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from KH405's clock.
[05/09/20 05:39:22] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:02 towards level 63.
[05/09/20 08:27:04] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:53 towards level 63.
[05/09/20 21:50:54] theZoMBiE [294/484] has challenged pants [49/1322] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:06:41 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/10/20 03:52:20] theZoMBiE [139/484] has challenged Roxana [413/1310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:27 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/10/20 13:00:19] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:01 towards level 63.
[05/10/20 13:54:48] Majak [664/877] has challenged theZoMBiE [36/484] in combat and won! 19 days, 10:17:26 is removed from Majak's clock.
[05/10/20 16:13:40] Jaglag [180/454] has challenged theZoMBiE [120/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from Jaglag's clock.
[05/12/20 07:05:40] theZoMBiE [54/484] has come upon tms [251/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:05:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/12/20 17:07:07] allo [574/717] has challenged theZoMBiE [125/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:03:18 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/13/20 13:23:38] lakwatsero [198/372] has come upon theZoMBiE [280/484] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:03:58 is added to lakwatsero's clock.
[05/20/20 10:49:44] Pici [472/1293] has challenged theZoMBiE [382/484] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:37:25 is removed from Pici's clock.
[05/20/20 21:24:58] astropoint [982/1036] has come upon theZoMBiE [54/484] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:02:07 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[05/21/20 00:51:20] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:04 towards level 63.
[05/21/20 15:51:25] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:42 towards level 63.
[05/21/20 20:28:07] theZoMBiE [362/484] has come upon TimWolla [597/920] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/22/20 04:26:51] Forud, tris, and Antium [754/2119] have team battled Ttech, LukeLR, and theZoMBiE [1846/3289] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/20 06:55:51] theZoMBiE [403/484] has come upon sheu [270/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:00:15 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/23/20 12:14:40] theZoMBiE [227/484] has challenged aismallard [235/931] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/24/20 11:35:19] Ironhoof [1026/1266] has come upon theZoMBiE [218/484] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:57:57 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[05/27/20 04:48:43] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:52:59 towards level 64.
[05/28/20 21:51:36] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:38 towards level 64.
[05/31/20 08:21:53] theZoMBiE [265/484] has come upon dartainus [202/814] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:03:55 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/09/20 15:55:26] Roxana, el, and phraktyl [2309/3211] have team battled theZoMBiE, Xenthys, and Andries [769/1907] and won! 6 days, 14:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/20 20:41:13] vegadark [604/781] has come upon theZoMBiE [236/484] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:27:30 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/11/20 16:28:04] theZoMBiE [126/484] has come upon neurospex [310/1233] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:33:12 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/12/20 02:32:09] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:51:31 towards level 64.
[07/12/20 12:01:24] sjums_the_great [951/983] has challenged theZoMBiE [232/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:30:57 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/12/20 21:42:47] theZoMBiE lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:06:50 from level 64.
[07/13/20 10:58:22] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:02:57 from level 64.
[07/14/20 00:09:24] theZoMBiE [196/484] has challenged efertone [465/480] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:31:04 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/20/20 23:21:07] theZoMBiE [217/484] has come upon bookworm [280/468] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:11:23 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/21/20 10:52:05] M144 [604/917] has challenged theZoMBiE [235/484] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:45:13 is removed from M144's clock.
[07/22/20 08:57:29] theZoMBiE [157/484] has challenged holloway [238/984] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:10:21 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/23/20 04:35:45] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:16:01 towards level 64.
[07/24/20 22:06:54] meskio, bisco, and theZoMBiE [516/2938] have team battled micah, crysys, and Khorne [1019/2676] and lost! 3 days, 07:41:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/20 22:27:03] theZoMBiE had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:02:14 towards level 64.
[07/30/20 12:21:59] i3d, Yuhno, and theZoMBiE [1283/1863] have team battled MJ94, dwfreed, and Majak [542/2390] and won! 0 days, 15:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/20 20:53:42] theZoMBiE [181/484] has challenged bobvador [166/675] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:57:54 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/02/20 01:20:33] theZoMBiE [156/484] has come upon LukeLR [4/872] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:10:12 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/02/20 22:55:53] parkaman [281/789] has come upon theZoMBiE [336/484] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:26:47 is added to parkaman's clock.
[08/03/20 12:32:33] Reilly, LukeLR, and theZoMBiE [428/1918] have team battled GilbertErik, Lemelisk, and ToHellWithGA [2575/3253] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/20 14:11:55] SCSi [811/1016] has come upon theZoMBiE [19/484] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:16:09 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[08/03/20 14:45:24] Beefcan, theZoMBiE, and sc_ [264/1938] have team battled i3d, Psilocybe, and suterismus [1469/2873] and lost! 1 day, 18:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/20 16:26:10] Pontuzz [161/454] has come upon theZoMBiE [93/484] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:22:01 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[08/04/20 03:12:47] theZoMBiE [390/484] has challenged sigmg [308/914] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:42:48 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/04/20 16:15:55] theZoMBiE [7/484] has challenged Zaratustra [314/1120] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:03:33 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/04/20 16:40:45] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:24:39 towards level 64.
[08/05/20 00:44:25] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:43:23 towards level 64.
[08/06/20 10:02:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 8 days, 09:04:07 toward level 64.
[08/08/20 09:57:56] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:26 towards level 64.
[08/08/20 23:32:20] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:14 towards level 64.
[08/09/20 13:21:16] theZoMBiE ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:06 from level 64.
[08/11/20 06:57:28] rxcomm [1260/1274] has challenged theZoMBiE [226/484] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:50:54 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[08/13/20 19:25:51] Lnk [373/1107] has come upon theZoMBiE [116/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:22:44 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/13/20 19:26:46] Zaratustra, theZoMBiE, and Crazycatlady [1214/2451] have team battled CornFly, blabber, and elf [2470/3444] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/20 00:32:14] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:33 from level 64.
[08/29/20 11:18:10] theZoMBiE [370/484] has come upon pollo [922/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:29 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/29/20 14:41:04] Altair [366/411] has challenged theZoMBiE [328/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:12 is removed from Altair's clock.
[08/30/20 04:33:31] theZoMBiE [316/484] has challenged shymega [466/674] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/30/20 15:01:05] KH405, tms, and sheu [434/2022] have team battled suterismus, Birdbones, and theZoMBiE [9/3278] and won! 1 day, 11:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/20 02:49:32] bookworm [326/468] has challenged theZoMBiE [188/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:48 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[08/31/20 14:58:49] theZoMBiE was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:06:25 from level 65.
[09/01/20 02:20:37] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:05 towards level 65.
[09/01/20 17:33:35] neurospex, pants, and kenyon [163/3822] have team battled theZoMBiE, lipek, and Elgo [1303/2811] and lost! 2 days, 11:43:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/20 04:58:44] anderson [171/391] has challenged theZoMBiE [98/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from anderson's clock.
[09/03/20 11:34:58] holloway, theZoMBiE, and aismallard [2264/2426] have team battled m0shbear, loomysh, and xayto [3184/3195] and lost! 2 days, 04:09:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/20 19:12:39] theZoMBiE [386/484] has come upon bookworm [216/468] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:15:06 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/04/20 11:49:05] RBecker, Muirrum, and freeboson [1682/2207] have team battled bisco, theZoMBiE, and ganome [695/2464] and won! 2 days, 12:09:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/20 14:44:48] Frogging101, tris, and theZoMBiE [1723/1884] have team battled SCSi, KH405, and Zyphyr [1293/2277] and won! 1 day, 14:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 17:06:11] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:47:09 towards level 65.
[09/08/20 06:55:50] theZoMBiE left their weapon out in the rain to rust! theZoMBiE's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/20 11:56:37] Yuhno, efertone, and djm [1854/2124] have team battled DrJosh9000, GilbertErik, and theZoMBiE [736/2087] and won! 1 day, 21:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 05:57:54] himuraken [908/984] has come upon theZoMBiE [42/478] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:49:18 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[09/23/20 06:20:10] sairis [768/800] has come upon theZoMBiE [9/478] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:58:56 is removed from sairis's clock.
[09/24/20 21:37:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 6 days, 12:25:00 toward level 65.
[09/24/20 22:28:09] WallIdl [39/731] has challenged theZoMBiE [378/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:38 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[09/25/20 06:30:13] theZoMBiE [456/478] has challenged Andries [335/931] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:47:53 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[09/26/20 03:35:36] Nofew [26/1186] has challenged theZoMBiE [141/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:52 is added to Nofew's clock.
[09/26/20 04:25:31] theZoMBiE bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:54:31 towards level 65.
[09/27/20 05:32:46] theZoMBiE learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:37 towards level 65.
[09/28/20 19:51:44] tmberg [244/1548] has challenged theZoMBiE [204/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:41:57 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/30/20 04:37:34] Majak [641/786] has come upon theZoMBiE [453/478] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:31:14 is removed from Majak's clock.
[09/30/20 04:59:33] JensRex, Muirrum, and GunMan [371/2602] have team battled theZoMBiE, ilbelkyr, and buksi [2016/2463] and lost! 1 day, 04:00:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/20 18:59:43] theZoMBiE, Varjatticus, and Tratos [1445/1969] have team battled solarsparq, Lemelisk, and TimWolla [2012/2534] and lost! 2 days, 09:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/20 16:10:19] Baldric [34/491] has challenged theZoMBiE [95/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:12:47 is added to Baldric's clock.
[10/01/20 17:29:46] XBouBou [9/89] has come upon theZoMBiE [23/478] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[10/01/20 21:35:35] blackroot [308/349] has challenged theZoMBiE [139/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[10/04/20 06:35:50] tris [423/638] has come upon theZoMBiE [309/478] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:10:59 is removed from tris's clock.
[10/05/20 21:29:14] theZoMBiE [289/478] has challenged crysys [145/757] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:04:17 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/05/20 22:25:34] Vic [268/501] has challenged theZoMBiE [391/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Vic's clock.
[10/06/20 07:27:50] theZoMBiE was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:01 towards level 65.
[10/06/20 12:22:33] zbe, ilbelkyr, and inittab [2310/2992] have team battled womblecat, theZoMBiE, and Milquetoast [759/2615] and won! 4 days, 09:35:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 19:12:13] theZoMBiE [346/478] has challenged Syloq [516/1232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:56:52 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/23/20 19:06:57] buyoq, nickware, and astropoint [1749/2914] have team battled maligned, theZoMBiE, and m0shbear [196/2652] and won! 3 days, 06:09:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/20 12:09:09] theZoMBiE [447/478] has come upon Zaratustra [319/1133] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:36:32 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/25/20 16:28:29] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:21 towards level 65.
[10/25/20 19:27:54] blizgerg [551/1238] has challenged theZoMBiE [22/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:35:55 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[10/26/20 01:19:35] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:22 from level 65.
[10/26/20 16:03:01] theZoMBiE [189/478] has challenged jnerulax [423/821] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/27/20 09:15:39] pants, Heisenberg, and vegadark [891/2941] have team battled GunMan, SlowRiot, and theZoMBiE [1899/2165] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 14:10:22] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:48:32 towards level 66.
[10/30/20 01:22:24] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:06:18 from level 66.
[10/30/20 10:55:22] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:43:21 from level 66.
[10/31/20 07:00:17] theZoMBiE was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:37:37 towards level 66.
[10/31/20 10:14:17] theZoMBiE [315/481] has come upon Roxana [747/1513] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:53:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/31/20 15:32:08] Clearcasting, MrGlass, and theZoMBiE [1929/2033] have team battled bobvador, Zyphyr, and HellSpawn [1088/2174] and won! 1 day, 17:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/20 09:27:20] cocco, theZoMBiE, and Notir [39/1563] have team battled Tratos, LukeLR, and C++ [741/2411] and lost! 2 days, 11:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/20 10:13:51] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:28:53 towards level 66.
[11/13/20 12:20:07] theZoMBiE [285/481] has challenged Chuck [199/751] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:09:20 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/13/20 21:06:04] Ttech [683/2062] has come upon theZoMBiE [35/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:41:40 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/14/20 02:57:54] Yuhno [403/777] has come upon theZoMBiE [244/481] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:09:39 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[11/14/20 09:42:29] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:55:29 towards level 66.
[11/15/20 05:57:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theZoMBiE with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 02:56:50 from level 66.
[11/16/20 14:59:28] theZoMBiE [241/481] has come upon Andries [574/938] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:25:18 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/17/20 07:41:38] theZoMBiE [95/481] has challenged sjefen6 [499/940] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:10:46 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/17/20 16:34:42] phraktyl, Zaratustra, and himuraken [928/2825] have team battled aismallard, sukil, and theZoMBiE [1780/2008] and lost! 6 days, 05:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/20 21:02:30] FSM [96/737] has challenged theZoMBiE [168/481] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to FSM's clock.
[11/18/20 00:12:13] jose, HeavyPodda, and theZoMBiE [1322/1923] have team battled Chuck, csc2ya, and Asara [1574/2048] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/20 04:43:32] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:30:13 towards level 66.
[11/18/20 20:18:28] zankore, theZoMBiE, and Pontuzz [599/2023] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, allo, and sheu [769/2453] and lost! 4 days, 16:36:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 17:06:57] Mollerz [181/275] has challenged theZoMBiE [415/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Mollerz's clock.
[11/20/20 01:52:35] tms [262/907] has challenged theZoMBiE [277/481] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to tms's clock.
[11/20/20 22:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 16 days, 11:10:56 toward level 66.
[11/22/20 05:12:15] zankore, maligned, and theZoMBiE [1059/2463] have team battled holloway, Xenthys, and CodeB [820/2222] and won! 0 days, 00:37:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/20 21:36:23] theZoMBiE [124/481] has come upon Misza [1047/1445] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:17:52 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/23/20 14:16:34] anarcat [51/931] has come upon theZoMBiE [308/481] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:16:01 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/26/20 13:15:15] theZoMBiE, nickware, and buzzz [1379/2175] have team battled sc_, elf, and Majak [1713/3231] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/20 13:41:00] MiddlewareMonkey [75/1092] has challenged theZoMBiE [169/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:57 is added to MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/28/20 08:17:20] Globalirc [414/1026] has come upon theZoMBiE [459/481] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:36:02 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[11/29/20 20:59:16] theZoMBiE lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:52:09 from level 66.
[11/30/20 05:41:29] theZoMBiE got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:42:30 from level 66.
[12/01/20 00:55:24] theZoMBiE had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:57:39 towards level 66.
[12/01/20 15:08:56] bookworm [461/478] has challenged theZoMBiE [297/481] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:41:36 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[12/01/20 16:56:56] xnaas, ohnx, buksi, and theZoMBiE have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/20 23:10:46] theZoMBiE [423/481] has challenged jayvee [60/755] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:57:18 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/02/20 19:37:19] theZoMBiE was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:16:54 from level 66.
[12/04/20 21:16:13] aismallard, canton7, and idlerpgww [2188/3008] have team battled xnaas, theZoMBiE, and dxtr [662/1957] and won! 5 days, 23:35:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/20 11:31:59] Eldoreth, jnerulax, and theZoMBiE [2200/2790] have team battled kenyon, himuraken, and ilbelkyr [834/3043] and won! 4 days, 09:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 03:53:05] theZoMBiE [202/481] has come upon neurospex [1112/1116] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:50:26 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/28/21 09:53:12] theZoMBiE stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:17 towards level 66.
[01/28/21 13:26:31] anarcat [557/963] has come upon theZoMBiE [186/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:46:03 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[01/29/21 06:44:15] maligned, pants, and micah [1047/3578] have team battled petrichor, Bluedog, and theZoMBiE [1909/2302] and lost! 0 days, 12:37:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/21 20:42:09] elf, Notir, and theZoMBiE [322/2382] have team battled Bluedog, LukeLR, and Mars [653/2788] and lost! 3 days, 09:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/21 15:29:12] theZoMBiE [146/484] has come upon FSM [464/754] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:51:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/31/21 15:41:15] theZoMBiE [34/484] has come upon brycec [977/1042] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:54:57 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[02/01/21 08:24:46] feek, SCSi, theZoMBiE, and PiotrekD have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/21 20:54:08] theZoMBiE [224/484] has come upon AsmDemon [292/420] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:58:44 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/03/21 18:44:59] theZoMBiE [23/484] has challenged GyrosGeier [124/267] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:14:09 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/04/21 07:21:47] GyrosGeier [124/305] has challenged theZoMBiE [464/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[03/05/21 06:22:56] scumola, caeli1, and brycec [1627/1956] have team battled nawcom, theZoMBiE, and buyoq [1339/1831] and won! 0 days, 00:18:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 04:58:49] CornFly [627/1203] has challenged theZoMBiE [13/484] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:36:36 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/06/21 07:34:17] WallIdl [650/759] has challenged theZoMBiE [176/484] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:08:19 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[03/08/21 12:40:24] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:43:46 from level 66.
[03/09/21 04:06:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 10 days, 07:09:40 toward level 66.
[03/16/21 18:49:37] fattrat, theZoMBiE, and neurospex [1806/2982] have team battled algernon, brycec, and MiddlewareMonkey [2653/3165] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 04:24:01] theZoMBiE [261/488] has challenged GilbertErik [72/1159] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:23:10 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/19/21 12:58:18] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:50 towards level 66.
[03/23/21 05:56:49] scumola [472/726] has come upon theZoMBiE [107/488] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:10:35 is removed from scumola's clock.
[03/23/21 09:30:35] theZoMBiE reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! theZoMBiE's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/21 22:44:05] dindinx [887/948] has come upon theZoMBiE [323/492] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:48:06 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/24/21 05:56:26] brycec [279/1072] has challenged theZoMBiE [10/492] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:34:34 is removed from brycec's clock.
[03/25/21 05:38:40] borsin [57/883] has come upon theZoMBiE [46/492] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:49:25 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/19/21 19:58:55] theZoMBiE [245/492] has come upon zankore [96/1110] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:15 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/20/21 00:39:45] AbacusAvenger [98/909] has challenged theZoMBiE [33/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:21 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/26/21 03:45:19] theZoMBiE [265/547] has challenged fmg [403/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/27/21 05:55:47] elbie [247/1067] has come upon theZoMBiE [98/547] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:25:21 is removed from elbie's clock.
[04/28/21 05:36:33] Gatewayy, phraktyl, and theZoMBiE [138/2154] have team battled vegadark, el, and C++ [1849/2628] and lost! 3 days, 02:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 13:34:06] SSLbits, keepermurf, and maligned [1977/3220] have team battled CheeseSodaPunch, TimWolla, and theZoMBiE [372/2143] and won! 0 days, 03:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 07:39:31] dartainus [499/754] has challenged theZoMBiE [376/547] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:52:37 is removed from dartainus's clock.
[05/02/21 21:44:08] AsmDemon, Scar3cr0w, and theZoMBiE [1326/1947] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Mars, and MetaNova [103/3298] and won! 1 day, 09:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/21 05:57:05] theZoMBiE [247/547] has challenged HellSpawn [140/768] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:39:37 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[05/03/21 11:14:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theZoMBiE 28 days, 13:51:41 toward level 67.
[05/03/21 22:33:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theZoMBiE with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 02:42:59 from level 67.