Player Info

User: theemstra
Class: Classy
Admin?: No
Level: 86
Next level: 50 days, 08:37:31
Status: Offline
Host: theemstra!thom@86.90.207.221
Account Created: Wed Mar 4 12:15:49 2015
Last login: Thu Jun 13 16:01:43 2019
Total time idled: 1081 days, 21:33:22
Current position: [390,211]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 147 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 37
charm: 26
gloves: 41
helm: 53
leggings: 53
ring: 57 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 32
tunic: 43
weapon: 235 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 724

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 0 days, 00:03:31
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 09:09:34
part: None
quest: 242 days, 18:24:39
quit: 217 days, 11:12:35

total: 460 days, 14:50:19

Character Modifiers

[03/05/15 07:56:08] theemstra [2/4] has challenged Kussie [128/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/05/15 08:08:39] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:10 towards level 3.
[03/05/15 08:10:21] theemstra [7/8] has challenged Satoshi [438/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/05/15 08:27:30] theemstra [12/14] has challenged Alric` [175/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/05/15 09:32:18] theemstra [15/40] has challenged kork [83/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/06/15 08:40:21] theemstra [78/80] has come upon gravis [254/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/06/15 08:45:01] theemstra [48/80] has challenged Ladon [9/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:57 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/10/15 07:51:11] theemstra [92/95] has challenged sasaniak [68/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/18/15 19:46:05] XJR-9, theemstra, and m0shbear [491/1657] have team battled coquinounet, bogdan, and Alric` [269/1024] and won! 0 days, 00:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/15 00:15:43] theemstra [69/194] has come upon coquinounet [122/267] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/19/15 04:12:34] theemstra [72/194] has challenged Flynn [123/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/19/15 19:51:28] theemstra [42/224] has challenged soltys [370/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/19/15 23:15:17] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:40 towards level 26.
[03/20/15 02:57:10] theemstra [26/243] has challenged Kartoffelsuppe [401/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/20/15 11:29:15] theemstra [105/257] has challenged XenGi [643/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/20/15 21:23:15] theemstra [93/257] has challenged damyan [17/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/20/15 23:19:55] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:22 towards level 29.
[03/21/15 05:51:22] theemstra [202/271] has challenged nitzer [562/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/21/15 09:02:41] mmhh [224/621] has challenged theemstra [43/271] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:56:20 is removed from mmhh's clock.
[03/21/15 09:14:24] discopig [247/387] has challenged theemstra [138/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:09 is removed from discopig's clock.
[03/21/15 14:34:31] theemstra [223/271] has come upon Zaratustra [312/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/21/15 20:45:51] theemstra [73/290] has challenged Virtual [209/1091] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/22/15 12:13:02] theemstra [281/290] has challenged suterismus [331/1099] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/22/15 16:19:22] theemstra [165/290] has come upon Darky [426/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/22/15 17:51:44] h00k and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/15 18:59:18] naw, Mateusz, and theemstra [653/1482] have team battled bairyn, identd, and Kinsmir [1771/2073] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/15 09:41:56] theemstra [131/306] has challenged SirMonkeybox [341/716] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/24/15 01:40:30] theemstra, Kartoffelsuppe, and damyan [555/1472] have team battled keeper_c, SpamMage, and soltys [875/2188] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 07:27:21] theemstra [112/306] has challenged Akuma_no_Tsubasa [182/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/24/15 14:01:49] Lowbow [71/195] has challenged theemstra [112/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Lowbow's clock.
[03/25/15 07:40:02] theemstra [157/306] has challenged jstg [38/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/25/15 13:20:47] ChiefRA, theemstra, and Cameron_D [502/1903] have team battled Tartarus, CornFly, and davidfg4 [1002/1745] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:26 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/15 15:54:43] theemstra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:52 from level 35.
[03/26/15 11:41:15] theemstra [223/333] has challenged Tenorman [248/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/27/15 05:57:46] theemstra, bl4ckscor3, and XenGi [1067/1739] have team battled filinep, Soappy, and Tartarus [854/1494] and won! 0 days, 02:57:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/15 17:47:18] theemstra [153/333] has challenged XenGi [78/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/27/15 18:16:56] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:13 from level 37.
[03/28/15 21:19:30] antium [69/128] has challenged theemstra [85/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to antium's clock.
[03/29/15 03:23:24] theemstra [72/339] has challenged Tartarus [288/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/29/15 09:24:13] theemstra [82/339] has come upon pants [224/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:10 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/29/15 10:05:30] NolanRaSinjaria and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 12:40:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 0 days, 11:44:42 toward level 38.
[03/30/15 11:28:20] theemstra [142/354] has challenged idisjunction [728/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/31/15 05:20:28] arlen [19/261] has challenged theemstra [191/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to arlen's clock.
[03/31/15 11:42:10] Majak and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 08:24:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 0 days, 02:21:48 toward level 39.
[04/01/15 09:16:49] theemstra [329/354] has challenged iViLe [610/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/01/15 11:18:02] nikoJ and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/15 16:46:03] Foible [1/20] has challenged theemstra [212/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Foible's clock.
[04/03/15 06:55:05] sedrik and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/15 16:10:28] theemstra [245/354] has challenged charitwo [206/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:34 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/05/15 20:05:19] theemstra [204/354] has challenged Fluttershy [155/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/06/15 04:04:28] theemstra fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theemstra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/15 19:39:17] FrodoTheHobbit [387/926] has challenged theemstra [334/348] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:11:48 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[04/08/15 01:15:12] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:47 towards level 42.
[04/08/15 09:28:47] Nofew and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/15 11:13:47] theemstra [341/360] has challenged davidfg4 [400/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/12/15 07:00:50] theemstra [40/374] has challenged pixelate [207/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/12/15 18:06:27] theemstra [153/374] has come upon clearcasting [293/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:45:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/12/15 20:16:54] theemstra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:58 from level 44.
[05/27/15 08:58:50] FrodoTheHobbit, SchrodingersScat, and theemstra [753/1695] have team battled tiwake, darkmage, and HeavyPodda [886/1807] and lost! 0 days, 14:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/15 18:36:06] neo [111/759] has challenged theemstra [30/369] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:01:34 is removed from neo's clock.
[05/28/15 00:38:13] NolanRaSinjaria [224/424] has challenged theemstra [56/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:05:03 is removed from NolanRaSinjaria's clock.
[05/28/15 20:59:39] theemstra [162/369] has come upon eva42 [368/737] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/29/15 02:43:27] theemstra [287/369] has come upon MadHatter [166/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/29/15 02:47:34] CFSworks [100/776] has challenged theemstra [313/369] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:56 is added to CFSworks's clock.
[06/03/15 09:28:19] theemstra [136/388] has challenged sjefen6 [370/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/04/15 21:10:27] Nofew and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/15 00:11:13] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:00 towards level 45.
[06/05/15 14:15:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 1 day, 13:06:00 toward level 45.
[06/28/15 15:34:56] Darky, VoidFox, and iLP [1104/1358] have team battled PersonalJ, theemstra, and XenGi [8/1759] and won! 0 days, 01:13:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/15 03:16:54] theemstra [305/388] has challenged bendem [408/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/29/15 03:45:08] theemstra [83/388] has come upon sjefen6 [128/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:16:15 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/29/15 06:49:11] theemstra [289/388] has come upon Tesla [52/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:55:49 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/29/15 19:18:36] sjums_the_great and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/15 18:55:39] theemstra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:31:32 from level 46.
[07/14/15 00:37:46] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:07 towards level 46.
[07/14/15 15:28:08] damyan, vegadark, and brendan [1217/2168] have team battled theemstra, SchrodingersScat, and nitzer [444/1479] and won! 1 day, 03:30:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/15 07:55:18] theemstra [94/388] has challenged reim [357/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/15/15 18:34:33] theemstra [69/388] has come upon sjums_the_great [212/437] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/16/15 14:35:27] nitzer, merryfett, and Alric` [81/1609] have team battled RBecker, ChasedSpade, and theemstra [987/1403] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/15 16:52:31] theemstra [268/388] has come upon abra0 [396/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/29/15 04:46:16] Str1ngS and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/15 10:39:49] MJ94 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/15 00:17:38] theemstra [280/388] has come upon Bkid [23/369] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/30/15 02:31:56] theemstra [64/402] has challenged grant050 [54/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/01/15 02:34:56] Tesla, theemstra, and elf [1273/1949] have team battled Virtual, droogie, and Senka [1313/2144] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/15 05:30:26] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:23 towards level 47.
[09/02/15 21:11:36] theemstra [289/402] has come upon Grummit [253/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:43 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/04/15 10:53:14] K0HAX [108/233] has challenged theemstra [127/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[09/04/15 15:09:22] theemstra [7/402] has come upon arlen [694/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:07 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/04/15 22:09:26] theemstra [31/416] has challenged honkybonky [485/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/05/15 20:10:15] soltys [293/462] has come upon theemstra [270/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:41 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/05/15 20:43:28] theemstra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:46 towards level 48.
[09/07/15 01:42:23] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:07 towards level 48.
[09/07/15 04:14:14] theemstra [389/416] has come upon Totengeist [98/837] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:23:26 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/08/15 05:13:49] theemstra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:43 from level 48.
[09/08/15 09:07:07] theemstra [173/416] has come upon Str1ngS [352/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:05:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/08/15 09:11:02] Agent86 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 09:56:20] theemstra [345/416] has come upon aucg [566/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:22:22 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/08/15 17:16:09] theemstra sharpened the edge of his weapon! theemstra's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/15 08:17:43] theemstra [162/419] has come upon neurospex [883/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:41:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/09/15 13:14:21] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:42 towards level 48.
[09/09/15 14:53:05] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:21 towards level 48.
[09/10/15 08:51:18] theemstra left his weapon out in the rain to rust! theemstra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/15 14:48:05] theemstra [125/415] has come upon Str1ngS [81/415] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:05:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/10/15 16:28:46] argus and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/15 14:32:15] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:18 towards level 48.
[09/11/15 14:49:44] theemstra [401/432] has challenged Brom [316/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/11/15 16:24:56] theemstra [61/432] has challenged grant050 [48/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:55:44 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/11/15 18:45:57] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:16 towards level 49.
[09/14/15 01:37:55] rharwood and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/15 02:29:19] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:25 towards level 49.
[09/15/15 09:55:51] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:02 towards level 49.
[09/15/15 11:53:09] Senka [266/295] has challenged theemstra [2/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from Senka's clock.
[09/15/15 11:53:09] In the fierce battle, theemstra dropped his level 24 pair of gloves! Senka picks it up, tossing his old level 9 pair of gloves to theemstra.
[09/16/15 11:11:15] icxcnika [26/311] has challenged theemstra [139/415] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to icxcnika's clock.
[09/16/15 15:06:01] theemstra, zid, and Pici [296/1898] have team battled Gaius, Brainiac, and Samus [1570/1760] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 19:41:58] nikoJ and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[09/17/15 01:04:42] theemstra [49/452] has challenged Evrial [313/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/17/15 23:23:25] theemstra [247/456] has challenged SlowRiot [190/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:33:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/19/15 05:35:10] theemstra [290/456] has challenged CornFly [61/994] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:33:42 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/19/15 17:54:03] BURUT [111/242] has challenged theemstra [71/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[09/20/15 10:46:38] theemstra [301/456] has challenged AngryParsley [556/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/21/15 07:05:44] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:07 towards level 50.
[09/21/15 11:54:27] theemstra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:57 from level 50.
[09/22/15 02:56:43] Chuck and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/15 07:01:43] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:58 towards level 50.
[09/22/15 10:34:09] hannesenator, wallmani, and theemstra [528/1265] have team battled Virtual, BronyDee, and honkybonky [1230/2222] and lost! 0 days, 13:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/15 21:48:20] ryushe, SlowRiot, and AWildColin [632/1780] have team battled theemstra, Str1ngS, and nfsnobody [1088/1525] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/15 16:18:46] Tenorman, icxcnika, and ryushe [285/2099] have team battled XJR-9, archlich, and theemstra [1158/1674] and lost! 0 days, 14:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/15 06:52:49] theemstra [182/456] has come upon grant050 [392/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:03 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/24/15 13:46:44] x86_64, theemstra, and AWildColin [752/1111] have team battled Lenny, pants, and Boohbah [1043/2095] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/15 16:47:37] rharwood and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 21:53:00] a1291762, Tenorman, and Sir_Lemming [1854/2390] have team battled PersonalJ, hawk, and theemstra [29/1788] and won! 6 days, 06:07:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 01:37:07] VoidFox stole theemstra's level 48 amulet while they were sleeping! VoidFox leaves his old level 28 amulet behind, which theemstra then takes.
[09/25/15 03:24:44] theemstra [320/434] has challenged iViLe [694/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:52 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/25/15 07:42:46] Xyrael [111/354] has challenged theemstra [176/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Xyrael's clock.
[09/25/15 12:05:17] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 14:41:08] Sixbierehomme [447/762] has challenged theemstra [54/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:41:02 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[09/25/15 23:23:23] theemstra [234/434] has challenged rharwood [149/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/26/15 00:32:01] theemstra [141/434] has challenged Mateusz [41/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:30:54 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/27/15 01:15:44] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:05 towards level 51.
[09/27/15 01:29:48] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:48 towards level 51.
[09/27/15 01:30:07] iamzim [159/288] has challenged theemstra [137/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from iamzim's clock.
[09/28/15 07:43:40] Senka, fattrat, and kenyon [201/2537] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, Bokkie, and theemstra [1609/1930] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 18:20:13] n0mad and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 21:08:07] theemstra, Boohbah, and kensington [185/1556] have team battled strugart, sbp, and iViLe [1654/2260] and lost! 0 days, 14:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 23:29:06] theemstra, fattrat, and Birdbones [1478/2124] have team battled charitwo, Tenorman, and astropoint [255/2029] and won! 0 days, 16:46:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 12:38:24] theemstra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:34 from level 51.
[09/30/15 15:09:58] zankore, XJR-9, and vox [567/1655] have team battled iynque, Oooooog, and theemstra [396/1210] and won! 0 days, 15:14:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/15 00:59:42] theemstra [66/434] has come upon wallmani [56/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:39 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/03/15 03:38:30] theemstra [425/465] has challenged Hydrogenum [623/1032] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/03/15 08:28:53] theemstra [345/465] has challenged Plasmastar [353/365] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:22:09 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/03/15 12:58:31] shandor, theemstra, and pixelate [1596/1688] have team battled yano, _stink_, and yasdorian [152/1793] and won! 3 days, 04:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/15 00:34:29] theemstra [346/465] has challenged fraq [161/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:33:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/04/15 06:48:17] theemstra, Loquatious, and noother [861/1879] have team battled sbp, sasaniak, and Prometheus [1717/2051] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/15 08:03:07] theemstra lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:13:13 from level 52.
[10/05/15 19:32:25] theemstra, FrodoTheHobbit, and dxrt [871/2458] have team battled AWildColin, iynque, and JustAPerson [715/1382] and won! 1 day, 16:54:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/15 13:56:20] theemstra [85/465] has challenged roy [193/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:39:01 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/07/15 19:04:23] theemstra [253/465] has come upon unicron [377/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:34:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/07/15 22:21:19] theemstra [194/465] has come upon mwheeler [115/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:46:28 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/08/15 16:28:02] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:52 towards level 52.
[10/09/15 01:48:17] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 08:24:04] Zero [70/125] has challenged theemstra [362/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Zero's clock.
[10/10/15 17:28:49] theemstra [430/465] has come upon Meta [12/587] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/12/15 06:33:59] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:02 towards level 52.
[10/12/15 12:38:37] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:01 towards level 52.
[10/12/15 15:14:34] cirdan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 23:02:54] MidnightToker [207/408] has challenged theemstra [362/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to MidnightToker's clock.
[10/14/15 00:58:03] theemstra [233/465] has challenged hannesenator [10/493] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/14/15 11:27:28] Oooooog [308/436] has come upon theemstra [46/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:20:21 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[10/14/15 17:29:02] theemstra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:56:45 from level 53.
[10/15/15 18:09:52] MetaNova and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 18:36:08] RBecker, theemstra, and Virtual [1147/1991] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, ChasedSpade, and m0shbear [489/2086] and won! 0 days, 02:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/15 23:35:08] theemstra [313/468] has come upon lutoma [380/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:08:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/16/15 06:23:00] theemstra [118/468] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [195/961] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:34:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/16/15 21:44:25] identd and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/15 23:37:56] vegadark and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/15 01:11:19] neurospex, theemstra, and a1291762 [2091/2659] have team battled JustAPerson, aucg, and dwfreed [712/1783] and won! 0 days, 14:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 11:58:00] theemstra [50/468] has come upon lolwut [141/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:59:02 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/22/15 14:46:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 1 day, 06:27:38 toward level 53.
[10/23/15 00:06:08] blindbox [1/27] has challenged theemstra [310/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to blindbox's clock.
[10/23/15 01:45:17] theemstra sharpened the edge of his weapon! theemstra's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/15 13:20:59] Furry and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/15 07:24:52] theemstra [34/471] has challenged GreatRuby [201/300] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/25/15 11:23:35] theemstra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:50:53 from level 54.
[10/26/15 10:07:12] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:55:34 from level 54.
[10/26/15 15:04:03] soltys, sedrik, and Pici [1238/2051] have team battled Dan_`, theemstra, and splinny [1407/1452] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/15 19:00:32] daemoneye [166/607] has challenged theemstra [390/471] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:52:11 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[10/27/15 05:09:26] Xind and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/15 21:01:06] Evrial [107/411] has come upon theemstra [76/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:48:08 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[10/28/15 12:36:50] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:58 towards level 54.
[10/29/15 05:32:12] RBecker and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/15 05:49:49] Chuck and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/15 16:18:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 6 days, 13:28:15 toward level 54.
[10/30/15 01:45:49] theemstra [176/471] has come upon kensington [408/518] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:47:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/30/15 08:34:16] theemstra [458/471] has challenged Evrial [330/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:16:56 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/31/15 15:34:36] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:00 towards level 54.
[11/01/15 08:05:19] cirdan, Furry, and pfoley [1834/1962] have team battled theemstra, godog, and jdb [172/1443] and won! 2 days, 05:42:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 12:22:37] theemstra [264/471] has come upon clonak [11/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:17:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/01/15 13:26:27] Glorfindel and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/15 16:31:39] theemstra [405/471] has come upon sasaniak [299/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:52:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/04/15 12:37:44] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:52 towards level 54.
[11/05/15 01:27:13] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:02 towards level 54.
[11/05/15 17:56:29] theemstra [333/471] has come upon icxcnika [149/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:18:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/05/15 21:49:59] AWildColin and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/15 03:17:00] theemstra [260/471] has challenged prime [506/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/06/15 17:05:25] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:09 towards level 55.
[11/07/15 22:22:44] theemstra [234/471] has challenged daemoneye [498/626] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:43 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/08/15 16:14:48] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/15 10:31:38] elf, MontyZuma, and theemstra [1990/2192] have team battled D-NICE, pfoley, and Evrial [184/1463] and won! 3 days, 11:20:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/15 20:30:44] theemstra broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:49 from level 55.
[11/11/15 08:53:59] theemstra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:35:34 from level 55.
[11/11/15 22:09:51] astropoint, sjums_the_great, vrillusions, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/15 14:01:07] eva42 [311/839] has challenged theemstra [390/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:32 is added to eva42's clock.
[11/12/15 16:01:49] theemstra [190/471] has challenged Valkor [549/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:30:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/12/15 23:04:21] theemstra [108/471] has challenged OvrdZe [185/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:20:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/13/15 08:41:29] theemstra [46/471] has come upon holloway [55/327] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:52:46 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/13/15 13:09:18] nfsnobody [94/674] has challenged theemstra [468/471] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:48:27 is added to nfsnobody's clock.
[11/15/15 20:25:50] sedrik, theemstra, and jdb [1427/1758] have team battled roy, Syloq, and Jareeta [133/1850] and won! 0 days, 16:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/15 12:09:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 20:27:40 toward level 55.
[11/17/15 18:09:07] theemstra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:12 from level 55.
[11/20/15 23:52:17] theemstra [26/471] has come upon SudoKing [14/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:49:46 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/21/15 05:04:48] theemstra [253/471] has come upon kenyon [191/1456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:19:07 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/21/15 08:42:23] theemstra, h00k, and bendem [682/1919] have team battled Nyarlathotep, Kartoffelsuppe, and tmberg [585/2099] and won! 0 days, 13:11:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/15 08:22:03] lux, Cypher, and davidfg4 [1757/2318] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, theemstra, and Doctor [1327/2084] and won! 0 days, 04:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/15 12:32:39] Jguy [54/478] has challenged theemstra [156/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Jguy's clock.
[11/22/15 17:02:05] theemstra [468/471] has come upon nfsnobody [9/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:17:38 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/22/15 18:38:47] roy, theemstra, and soltys [280/1615] have team battled Fluttershy, damyan, and MontyZuma [2233/2541] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/15 08:41:27] JensRex [105/313] has come upon theemstra [17/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:21 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[11/23/15 08:54:59] holloway [282/347] has challenged theemstra [200/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from holloway's clock.
[11/23/15 13:27:51] theemstra [422/471] has challenged TauPan [61/314] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/23/15 14:24:14] theemstra [296/471] has challenged MadMan [82/520] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:21:46 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/23/15 14:55:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 1 day, 17:30:20 toward level 56.
[11/23/15 16:24:54] theemstra [106/471] has challenged honkybonky [206/699] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:29:05 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/24/15 04:42:58] theemstra sharpened the edge of his weapon! theemstra's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/15 04:56:47] yasdorian [604/654] has challenged theemstra [299/476] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:36:27 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[11/24/15 16:46:26] damyan, jenksy, discopig, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/15 03:36:53] a1291762 [866/954] has challenged theemstra [330/476] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:38:28 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[11/25/15 12:26:17] theemstra [43/476] has come upon kenyon [1273/1456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:03 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/25/15 18:08:31] TauPan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/15 02:14:37] theemstra [125/476] has come upon hannesenator [422/531] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:17:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/28/15 02:53:23] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:41 towards level 56.
[11/28/15 11:11:05] fraq [375/448] has challenged theemstra [177/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:46 is removed from fraq's clock.
[11/29/15 03:16:21] theemstra [16/476] has challenged argus [594/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:18:03 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/29/15 04:45:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 01:03:58 toward level 56.
[11/29/15 11:40:19] theemstra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:09:50 from level 56.
[11/29/15 11:43:11] XenGi, Frogging101, and dwfreed [943/1805] have team battled theemstra, BURUT, and Majak [1280/1339] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/15 11:45:12] theemstra [140/476] has come upon holloway [41/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:14:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/29/15 15:28:31] kork, fraq, and Arch-TK [540/1204] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, theemstra, and XenGi [804/2072] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/15 21:18:09] Bkid and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/15 10:18:49] theemstra [332/476] has come upon Meta [13/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:20:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/30/15 12:31:23] SmOkE_RU [15/534] has challenged theemstra [141/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:55:54 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[12/01/15 14:41:35] Zero [111/432] has challenged theemstra [385/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:16 is added to Zero's clock.
[12/02/15 16:00:07] RBecker, fraq, and Jareeta [1242/2323] have team battled theemstra, AngryParsley, and blindbox [1394/1915] and lost! 1 day, 17:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/15 04:53:01] dindinx, grooverider, and x86_64 [381/2100] have team battled theemstra, unicron, and allo [1564/1636] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/15 22:08:36] theemstra, Agent86, and bendem [1223/1637] have team battled kork, yano, and Nofew [1335/2096] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 20:52:59] Adar, DrOfBaconNomics, and icxcnika [645/1266] have team battled theemstra, MontyZuma, and DesertStorm [986/1537] and lost! 0 days, 15:51:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/15 21:09:14] theemstra [447/476] has challenged iViLe [894/947] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/06/15 04:23:46] kork [62/350] has challenged theemstra [215/476] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:24:15 is added to kork's clock.
[12/08/15 01:41:22] KyloRen [204/516] has challenged theemstra [241/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:01 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[12/08/15 13:17:55] Jaximo [33/206] has challenged theemstra [158/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Jaximo's clock.
[12/08/15 19:50:10] kenyon, fraq, and theemstra [785/2509] have team battled NightRabbit, Ironhoof, and Simie [1088/1584] and lost! 3 days, 09:26:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/15 23:35:14] MJ94, rharwood, and theemstra [1707/1988] have team battled damyan, bendem, and Hydrogenum [827/1808] and won! 0 days, 03:00:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/15 04:20:13] theemstra [186/476] has come upon argus [662/711] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:38:37 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/11/15 14:31:12] Adar, splinny, and Gizmokid2005 [647/1995] have team battled abra0, Oooooog, and theemstra [1280/1545] and lost! 0 days, 21:19:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/15 19:38:18] theemstra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:26:59 from level 57.
[12/12/15 03:01:59] kork and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 03:10:26] theemstra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:28:16 towards level 57.
[12/12/15 14:12:53] MrGlass, pfoley, and clearcasting [1123/2092] have team battled Tenorman, theemstra, and DrOfBaconNomics [69/1617] and won! 0 days, 03:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 17:54:49] PiotrekD and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 22:32:56] theemstra [82/476] has come upon aucg [342/711] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:34:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/14/15 03:06:04] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:54:27 towards level 57.
[12/14/15 07:40:03] theemstra [375/476] has challenged CornFly [534/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:14:57 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/15/15 11:00:47] theemstra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:28:40 from level 57.
[12/16/15 13:01:27] theemstra [331/476] has challenged daemoneye [656/687] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:18:32 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/17/15 00:09:26] theemstra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:42:08 from level 57.
[12/17/15 02:03:29] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:02 towards level 57.
[12/17/15 06:08:17] Heisenberg [528/650] has challenged theemstra [417/476] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:58:21 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[12/17/15 08:47:44] theemstra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:22:10 from level 57.
[12/17/15 12:10:42] theemstra [72/476] has challenged Mateusz [462/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:21:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/18/15 13:10:45] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:52:33 towards level 57.
[12/18/15 19:23:17] theemstra [244/476] has challenged ElectRo [201/1205] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:17:39 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/19/15 03:15:08] theemstra [263/476] has come upon Avon [243/1110] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:58:49 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/19/15 11:28:14] davidfg4, d34th, and naw [257/2180] have team battled theemstra, rharwood, and Brom [202/1817] and won! 0 days, 18:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/15 23:34:44] kork [33/353] has challenged theemstra [301/476] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:14:25 is added to kork's clock.
[12/20/15 19:42:56] theemstra [232/476] has challenged 0rion [96/293] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/21/15 16:36:55] Ttech, abra0, and Andries [947/2479] have team battled Sixbierehomme, pixelate, and theemstra [349/1751] and won! 1 day, 00:06:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 12:55:10] theemstra [3/476] has come upon Samus [268/763] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:44:37 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/23/15 00:09:39] D-NICE, Mateusz, and theemstra [1414/1774] have team battled Schrodinger, ProdigalTim, and Nyarlathotep [28/1233] and won! 0 days, 18:14:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/15 03:45:52] Sixbierehomme, Plasmastar, Milquetoast, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/15 15:55:39] arlen [321/741] has come upon theemstra [58/476] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:15 is removed from arlen's clock.
[12/24/15 17:37:45] theemstra [255/476] has come upon SchrodingersScat [49/389] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:21:26 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/25/15 13:29:03] Mateusz [243/774] has challenged theemstra [460/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:48:10 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/26/15 20:05:29] theemstra [151/476] has challenged mwhahaha [327/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/27/15 00:06:45] hannesenator [444/531] has challenged theemstra [376/476] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:27:23 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[12/27/15 01:07:06] theemstra [411/476] has challenged elf [808/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:05 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/28/15 01:10:45] theemstra [354/476] has come upon Meta [402/648] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/28/15 07:45:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 11:31:57 from level 57.
[12/28/15 12:18:42] theemstra [304/476] has challenged MJ94 [155/848] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:30 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/28/15 15:16:52] theemstra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:34 from level 57.
[12/29/15 07:24:56] fraq [95/625] has challenged theemstra [221/476] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:50:58 is added to fraq's clock.
[12/29/15 09:46:58] theemstra [170/476] has come upon nitzer [32/725] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:15:17 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/30/15 12:53:05] ville [134/243] has challenged theemstra [270/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to ville's clock.
[12/31/15 18:07:16] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:12 towards level 57.
[12/31/15 19:39:16] theemstra [161/476] has come upon Brainiac [475/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:46 is added to theemstra's clock.

[01/03/16 13:54:25] theemstra [348/476] has challenged Darky [515/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:52 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/03/16 17:03:15] Str1ngS, blizgerg, MJ94, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/16 09:55:11] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:09 from level 57.
[01/04/16 13:00:54] theemstra [452/476] has challenged Schrodinger [74/407] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:33:57 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/04/16 17:10:53] theemstra [271/476] has come upon drazisil [256/451] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:32:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/04/16 21:06:04] theemstra [100/476] has challenged reim [352/623] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:42:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/05/16 05:14:01] theemstra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! theemstra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/16 13:16:54] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:57:14 towards level 58.
[01/05/16 16:16:43] theemstra [316/469] has come upon woonack [571/592] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:08:00 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/06/16 18:42:16] bigjay, Virtual, and bl4ckscor3 [1442/2118] have team battled Regnor, Senka, and theemstra [669/1865] and won! 2 days, 12:14:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/16 22:46:19] theemstra [343/469] has come upon damyan [749/772] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:02:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/08/16 00:50:48] Onceuponaban and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 20:42:32] theemstra [172/469] has challenged yano [140/656] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:59:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/08/16 20:42:32] theemstra has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:52:06 is added to yano's clock.
[01/10/16 01:34:31] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:17 from level 58.
[01/10/16 11:57:27] theemstra [317/469] has challenged fraq [604/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:30:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/10/16 20:01:51] theemstra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:53:33 from level 58.
[01/11/16 04:54:13] theemstra [321/469] has come upon vox [612/752] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:11:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/11/16 17:40:24] Onceuponaban and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 19:31:38] argus and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 23:20:22] SchrodingersScat [209/425] has challenged theemstra [203/471] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:44:33 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[01/13/16 00:24:00] theemstra [163/471] has come upon d34th [356/581] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:05:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/13/16 04:43:59] theemstra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:33:29 from level 58.
[01/13/16 09:11:24] Tharbakery [128/155] has challenged theemstra [235/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Tharbakery's clock.
[01/13/16 20:04:59] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:08 towards level 58.
[01/14/16 02:58:54] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:44 towards level 58.
[01/14/16 03:12:51] Fahrenheit [256/300] has challenged theemstra [221/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from Fahrenheit's clock.
[01/14/16 13:35:00] theemstra [391/471] has challenged SirMonkeybox [210/767] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:12:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/15/16 14:28:27] theemstra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:49:03 from level 58.
[01/15/16 15:57:53] theemstra reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! theemstra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/16 12:54:12] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:05 towards level 58.
[01/17/16 15:24:40] theemstra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:07 from level 58.
[01/20/16 05:44:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 11:25:10 from level 58.
[01/20/16 06:09:18] pfoley, Cameron_D, and Lenny [1345/2736] have team battled pixelate, theemstra, and Chuck [102/1470] and won! 3 days, 06:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/16 12:05:58] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:15 towards level 58.
[01/21/16 15:47:10] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:00 towards level 58.
[01/21/16 22:49:33] theemstra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:23 from level 58.
[01/23/16 03:15:49] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:27 towards level 58.
[01/23/16 05:17:15] Heisenberg and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 09:27:03] Senka, theemstra, and allo [1316/1542] have team battled SchrodingersScat, honkybonky, and Douhet [1255/1911] and won! 0 days, 03:49:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/16 20:07:16] theemstra [68/478] has challenged IdleMaster [188/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:43:36 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/25/16 17:56:35] theemstra, godog, and sjums_the_great [1081/1638] have team battled jenksy, lux, and Milquetoast [1045/2125] and won! 0 days, 20:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/16 01:04:15] theemstra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:23:28 from level 58.
[01/26/16 23:53:44] theemstra [259/478] has come upon Ironhoof [32/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:36 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/28/16 16:46:17] theemstra [192/478] has come upon blind [255/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:20:36 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/29/16 19:52:39] kier [278/515] has challenged theemstra [260/478] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:27:52 is removed from kier's clock.
[01/30/16 08:14:39] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:54 towards level 58.
[01/30/16 21:18:45] DesertStorm, woonack, and theemstra [395/1573] have team battled SpaceKookie, Hydrogenum, and Cenhinen [92/1505] and won! 0 days, 15:41:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 06:40:32] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:17 towards level 58.
[02/01/16 00:15:19] echeese [1/92] has challenged theemstra [313/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/01/16 09:34:23] vegadark and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 12:17:20] theemstra [442/478] has challenged Thrayden [81/168] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/01/16 21:07:47] Gmane [329/332] has challenged theemstra [317/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[02/02/16 01:14:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:31:23 from level 58.
[02/02/16 22:52:08] echeese [50/206] has challenged theemstra [152/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to echeese's clock.
[02/03/16 00:22:35] theemstra [170/500] has challenged KeboDK [299/430] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/03/16 11:46:25] ville, theemstra, and Hundikutsikas [347/1511] have team battled Firien, idisjunction, and alexj [932/1948] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 18:45:25] d34th, mwhahaha, and Avon [261/2263] have team battled theemstra, holloway, and vox [1421/1632] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/16 02:01:01] theemstra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:59:48 from level 59.
[02/04/16 04:02:39] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:48:24 towards level 59.
[02/04/16 16:29:01] theemstra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:16:01 from level 59.
[02/05/16 08:44:02] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:24:52 towards level 59.
[02/05/16 10:58:16] argus, theemstra, and pants [1568/1773] have team battled bl4ckscor3, dxrt, and vegadark [1271/1895] and won! 5 days, 10:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 20:50:27] theemstra [299/500] has come upon babapest [126/311] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:31:22 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/08/16 01:37:00] tspange, theemstra, and Chuck [1280/1397] have team battled petrichor, freeboson, and unicron [193/1897] and won! 0 days, 13:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 03:36:06] LumpyKins [67/124] has challenged theemstra [15/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:14 is removed from LumpyKins's clock.
[02/08/16 05:40:30] LumpyKins [0/129] has challenged theemstra [206/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to LumpyKins's clock.
[02/08/16 14:42:41] drazisil [65/499] has challenged theemstra [484/500] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to drazisil's clock.
[02/09/16 04:32:09] Valkor [617/948] has come upon theemstra [38/500] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:02:05 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[02/09/16 08:13:19] theemstra [301/500] has come upon SirMonkeybox [464/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:42:59 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/09/16 10:45:32] splinny stole theemstra's level 41 pair of boots while they were sleeping! splinny leaves his old level 31 pair of boots behind, which theemstra then takes.
[02/09/16 22:30:58] jimmydorry [20/48] has challenged theemstra [88/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to jimmydorry's clock.
[02/09/16 22:56:49] nitzer stole theemstra's level 66 shield while they were sleeping! nitzer leaves his old level 39 shield behind, which theemstra then takes.
[02/10/16 10:17:51] theemstra [254/459] has come upon yasdorian [6/605] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:39:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/11/16 00:11:12] MJ94, kork, and godog [929/1829] have team battled theemstra, AngryParsley, and Gmane [1114/1729] and lost! 1 day, 15:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/16 07:25:12] charitwo and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/16 11:13:23] theemstra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:22:21 from level 59.
[02/13/16 06:22:22] theemstra [402/459] has challenged Cypher [46/922] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:48:29 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/13/16 23:28:31] Zaratustra [744/903] has challenged theemstra [86/459] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:04:08 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[02/14/16 07:48:51] theemstra [374/459] has come upon Firien [500/560] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:48:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/14/16 11:25:42] theemstra [304/459] has come upon prattmic [317/880] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:48:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/16/16 22:54:30] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:44 towards level 59.
[02/17/16 03:05:53] theemstra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:57 from level 59.
[02/17/16 17:07:15] NoodleCake, Scar3cr0w, and Danthemandoo [1546/1713] have team battled Nofew, theemstra, and grooverider [1997/2418] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 01:39:05] theemstra [117/459] has come upon nitzer [685/756] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:37:10 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/18/16 04:22:04] mixxit, sjums_the_great, and MadHatter [102/1310] have team battled strugart, fraq, and theemstra [661/2242] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/16 08:39:14] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:26 towards level 59.
[02/18/16 16:02:31] theemstra [317/459] has come upon Antutuuuuu [100/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:06:04 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/18/16 17:07:10] Thunderkeg [194/199] has challenged theemstra [303/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Thunderkeg's clock.
[02/18/16 22:11:54] theemstra [190/459] has come upon hannesenator [408/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:31:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/20/16 10:27:44] pipework, kork, and Xyrael [250/1678] have team battled theemstra, idisjunction, and Jareeta [1489/2407] and lost! 0 days, 16:44:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/16 13:00:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 3 days, 22:11:49 toward level 59.
[02/23/16 16:07:35] theemstra [108/459] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [254/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:26:08 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/24/16 04:24:50] rxcomm, Jareeta, and theemstra [2031/2275] have team battled Alasdair, GilbertErik, and Boohbah [989/1125] and won! 1 day, 04:25:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 02:10:43] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:22 towards level 59.
[02/25/16 04:23:19] theemstra left his weapon out in the rain to rust! theemstra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/16 06:52:05] Pascal [34/71] has challenged theemstra [226/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Pascal's clock.
[02/25/16 06:54:33] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:13 towards level 59.
[02/27/16 21:56:20] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:44 towards level 59.
[02/27/16 22:02:53] arlen and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/16 01:57:59] theemstra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:42 from level 59.
[02/28/16 21:03:15] theemstra [295/458] has challenged Jareeta [62/1064] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/29/16 12:27:22] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:01 towards level 60.
[02/29/16 12:37:55] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:47:34 towards level 60.
[03/01/16 05:40:05] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:21 towards level 60.
[03/01/16 12:06:28] theemstra, identd, and pants [1296/1686] have team battled Simie, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and robox [997/2280] and won! 1 day, 02:48:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/16 02:43:46] grooverider, Ladon, charitwo, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/16 02:44:23] theemstra [292/458] has come upon D-NICE [254/808] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/02/16 18:58:17] Babar [473/930] has challenged theemstra [380/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:03 is removed from Babar's clock.
[03/03/16 04:42:08] theemstra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:54:24 from level 60.
[03/03/16 05:00:58] Majak and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 17:45:13] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:26:07 towards level 60.
[03/05/16 04:48:26] theemstra, Majak, and Doctor [1317/1932] have team battled Killerkid, zid, and rxcomm [2154/2429] and lost! 0 days, 11:34:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 06:02:45] astropoint, prime, and nitzer [1361/1960] have team battled Bkid, theemstra, and Zaratustra [899/1967] and won! 1 day, 18:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 09:24:40] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:05 towards level 60.
[03/07/16 06:13:57] nitzer, theemstra, and idisjunction [1014/2121] have team battled kork, Gatewayy, and PinkiePie [1097/1867] and lost! 1 day, 03:01:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/16 08:10:39] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:19:28 from level 60.
[03/08/16 03:18:09] identd, theemstra, and SlowRiot [1372/2081] have team battled PinkiePie, magnetik, and Milquetoast [1952/1981] and lost! 2 days, 03:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/16 02:49:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 5 days, 21:23:38 toward level 60.
[03/09/16 10:08:42] theemstra [197/458] has come upon Xyrael [23/808] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:25:45 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/10/16 01:18:55] theemstra [391/458] has challenged sjefen6 [94/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:04:56 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/10/16 10:22:10] Beavis [365/1035] has challenged theemstra [401/458] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:15:33 is added to Beavis's clock.
[03/10/16 19:54:02] Lowbow, bootdisk, and Ladon [30/1626] have team battled honkybonky, theemstra, and allo [1441/1661] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/16 04:29:34] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/16 11:00:57] theemstra [85/458] has come upon MetaNova [75/500] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:04 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/12/16 23:46:17] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:05 towards level 60.
[03/13/16 04:29:09] theemstra [89/458] has come upon Frogging101 [173/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/13/16 08:30:29] MollyMalone [105/152] has challenged theemstra [120/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to MollyMalone's clock.
[03/14/16 07:00:35] theemstra [166/488] has challenged Pithlit [206/444] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/14/16 15:36:06] theemstra [348/488] has come upon SchrodingersScat [423/427] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:31:06 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/15/16 10:58:50] theemstra [295/488] has come upon keeper_c [792/1239] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:28:05 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/15/16 21:31:27] bootdisk [128/367] has challenged theemstra [309/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/16/16 13:14:18] theemstra [89/488] has challenged Antutuuuuu [37/460] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:31:59 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/17/16 01:37:24] yur [56/165] has challenged theemstra [165/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to yur's clock.
[03/17/16 17:24:31] theemstra [311/488] has challenged basepi [22/62] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:16:06 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/18/16 07:27:56] charitwo, KeboDK, and WallIdl [1377/1670] have team battled iViLe, Schrodinger, and theemstra [1909/1950] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/16 04:07:51] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:54:08 towards level 61.
[03/21/16 06:54:29] theemstra [359/488] has challenged zid [673/794] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:38:13 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/21/16 14:34:42] honkybonky, Gmane, and Agent86 [396/1777] have team battled theemstra, MJ94, and Birdbones [1338/2217] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/16 21:16:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 12 days, 03:16:24 toward level 61.
[03/22/16 00:00:32] theemstra [476/488] has challenged sasaniak [324/672] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:55:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/22/16 07:18:41] theemstra [451/488] has come upon pants [109/708] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:03:34 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/22/16 11:28:35] Frogging101, Ladon, and SirMonkeybox [589/2030] have team battled IdleMaster, roy, and theemstra [105/1491] and won! 8 days, 17:59:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 13:45:23] theemstra [183/488] has come upon Nix [131/453] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:58:17 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/22/16 15:49:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 12 days, 07:43:02 toward level 61.
[03/22/16 16:38:18] uhmmm [55/329] has challenged theemstra [420/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/22/16 20:03:15] Fahrenheit, LordH, and theemstra [1239/1709] have team battled Brainiac, Totengeist, and masterme120 [713/1834] and won! 1 day, 01:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 20:26:18] yano and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 20:48:52] Sixbierehomme and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/16 05:49:11] kusuriya [202/460] has challenged theemstra [18/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from kusuriya's clock.
[03/24/16 13:58:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 04:03:09 toward level 61.
[03/25/16 04:27:57] Fluttershy [165/955] has challenged theemstra [9/488] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:56:11 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[03/25/16 08:03:12] Evrial, theemstra, and Kronos [409/1567] have team battled basepi, Asara, and Cypher [583/2166] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/16 12:32:33] tspange, ChasedSpade, and theemstra [1658/1896] have team battled wvlf, Regnor, and Killerkid [1269/2007] and won! 0 days, 15:56:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 01:52:09] jstg [290/618] has challenged theemstra [244/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:40:08 is removed from jstg's clock.
[03/28/16 02:22:59] Xenthys and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/16 14:53:01] theemstra [394/488] has come upon pants [242/708] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:07 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/28/16 19:08:41] theemstra [194/488] has challenged r00f [416/1004] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/28/16 20:31:11] theemstra [394/488] has come upon Majak [233/367] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:06:14 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/29/16 13:30:50] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:59:46 towards level 62.
[03/29/16 19:09:42] Kiesteel [19/20] has challenged theemstra [133/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Kiesteel's clock.
[03/29/16 23:57:40] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:06:52 towards level 62.
[03/30/16 05:06:32] jenksy [67/711] has challenged theemstra [108/488] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to jenksy's clock.
[03/30/16 16:23:24] theemstra fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theemstra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/16 22:11:00] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:49:27 towards level 62.
[03/31/16 03:48:30] theemstra [54/485] has come upon sasaniak [98/672] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:23:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/01/16 07:28:27] theemstra [18/485] has challenged cirdan [732/781] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:26:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/01/16 11:20:18] yur [85/372] has challenged theemstra [249/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to yur's clock.
[04/01/16 23:21:30] theemstra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:59:21 from level 62.
[04/02/16 02:35:16] Boohbah [687/711] has challenged theemstra [290/485] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:45:53 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[04/02/16 10:08:29] Smockage, theemstra, and fattrat [99/1666] have team battled Milquetoast, Zaratustra, and SudoKing [2324/2499] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/16 05:35:15] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:26:54 towards level 62.
[04/03/16 12:22:50] theemstra [167/485] has come upon FakeWizard [12/592] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:19:14 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/03/16 15:22:17] freeboson, yano, and theemstra [370/1694] have team battled GilbertErik, keepermurf, and Jareeta [662/2391] and lost! 1 day, 10:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/16 23:50:28] gipyelrah, IdleMaster, and MadHatter [378/1985] have team battled theemstra, argus, and HeavyPodda [1887/2207] and lost! 0 days, 07:31:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/16 00:03:02] theemstra [244/521] has come upon iovoid [204/228] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:49:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/05/16 00:25:31] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:56:42 towards level 62.
[04/05/16 20:20:33] identd and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 02:07:43] dindinx and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 03:43:23] Stokim [24/132] has challenged theemstra [144/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to Stokim's clock.
[04/06/16 22:00:25] Pascal and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 22:03:42] theemstra [179/521] has come upon fraq [791/963] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:43:39 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/07/16 06:30:19] theemstra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:22:08 from level 62.
[04/09/16 14:40:56] theemstra [171/521] has come upon Antutuuuuu [407/470] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:53:44 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/10/16 12:53:38] Pokota, Heisenberg, theemstra, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/16 22:17:30] Pascal [133/586] has come upon theemstra [277/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:32 is added to Pascal's clock.
[04/11/16 08:40:15] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:33 towards level 62.
[04/13/16 13:19:02] rxcomm [502/795] has challenged theemstra [38/521] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[04/14/16 16:16:42] WallIdl and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/16 17:15:00] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:47 towards level 62.
[04/15/16 08:59:19] RBecker and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/16 13:11:30] theemstra [287/521] has challenged Gmane [97/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:03:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/15/16 18:10:04] theemstra [88/521] has come upon Regnor [421/857] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/16/16 13:30:56] theemstra, KyloRen, and pixelate [1252/1739] have team battled godog, Doctor, and Pokota [1431/2026] and lost! 1 day, 04:24:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/16 17:10:04] theemstra [282/521] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [397/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:33 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/17/16 15:29:56] theemstra [76/521] has challenged grant050 [583/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/17/16 20:22:13] DoomedExistence [264/372] has challenged theemstra [373/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[04/18/16 00:13:18] theemstra bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:13 from level 62.
[04/18/16 11:54:54] theemstra EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:19:08 from level 62.
[04/20/16 14:15:41] shandor, tspange, and Regnor [1562/2323] have team battled Pokota, theemstra, and MJ94 [1235/1563] and won! 0 days, 18:14:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 08:31:53] theemstra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:49 towards level 62.
[04/22/16 10:16:25] DoomedExistence [88/372] has challenged theemstra [174/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to DoomedExistence's clock.
[04/22/16 20:29:03] jenksy, Simie, and uhmmm [702/1940] have team battled MetaNova, vrillusions, and theemstra [1527/1996] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/16 05:06:40] theemstra [496/521] has come upon vegadark [257/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:19:42 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/23/16 05:56:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 0 days, 23:40:02 toward level 62.
[04/23/16 19:22:40] theemstra [133/521] has challenged PiMp0r [9/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:06 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/26/16 10:10:06] Bvarne [202/665] has challenged theemstra [342/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[04/26/16 15:04:30] theemstra [371/521] has challenged Sir_Lemming [440/596] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/27/16 10:54:04] TauPan [41/304] has challenged theemstra [174/521] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:04:31 is added to TauPan's clock.
[04/27/16 12:57:03] Regnor [832/857] has challenged theemstra [227/521] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:11:11 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[04/28/16 04:28:58] rharwood and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 12:23:47] Andries and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 19:13:31] DesertStorm and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/16 01:37:47] theemstra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:10:02 from level 63.
[05/01/16 19:22:59] theemstra [311/521] has come upon MJ94 [291/667] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:16:32 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/01/16 22:43:22] theemstra [136/521] has come upon SirMonkeybox [510/864] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:33:36 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/03/16 05:14:22] Adar, HeavyPodda, and DrOfBaconNomics [965/2118] have team battled MadMan, theemstra, and MontyZuma [1189/2136] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/16 10:25:17] echeese, fbenoit, and ChasedSpade [687/1757] have team battled zid, Antutuuuuu, and theemstra [1652/1827] and lost! 0 days, 08:50:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/16 22:09:10] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:56:52 from level 63.
[05/04/16 02:04:57] rharwood and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/16 09:20:42] Andries and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/16 13:57:36] theemstra [244/521] has come upon Fluttershy [902/1073] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:46:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/04/16 16:33:22] theemstra [443/521] has come upon Zoddo [275/337] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:37:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/05/16 08:05:40] jwon and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/16 10:33:10] Birdbones, Hundikutsikas, and theemstra [775/2071] have team battled Plasmastar, bigjay, and grant050 [888/1793] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 05:40:46] theemstra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:53:46 from level 63.
[05/07/16 18:26:14] theemstra [365/521] has come upon freeboson [155/587] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:42:52 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/07/16 20:09:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 20:13:21 toward level 63.
[05/08/16 15:51:42] ThePhoenix47 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/16 22:55:11] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:48 towards level 63.
[05/09/16 01:49:10] Beavis, KeboDK, and Bl4ckD34tH [1151/2306] have team battled Gatewayy, theemstra, and Tenorman [803/2199] and won! 1 day, 07:13:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 13:35:36] Regnor, ville, and lipek [1171/2842] have team battled theemstra, himuraken, and Pithlit [172/1472] and won! 0 days, 19:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/16 22:46:54] theemstra [434/521] has come upon grooverider [19/894] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:26:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/10/16 23:49:53] theemstra [32/521] has come upon AngryParsley [725/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:50:47 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/11/16 01:04:53] yur [347/486] has challenged theemstra [247/521] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:09:43 is removed from yur's clock.
[05/11/16 05:06:26] theemstra [298/521] has challenged Sixbierehomme [291/718] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:08:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/11/16 08:27:20] vox, identd, and Meta [280/2174] have team battled sjums_the_great, theemstra, and Zye [941/1378] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/16 17:11:18] Boohbah [625/702] has challenged theemstra [42/521] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:16:46 is removed from Boohbah's clock.
[05/12/16 01:14:29] theemstra [65/521] has challenged basepi [303/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/12/16 23:05:17] jwon and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 13:39:41] zigzag [223/281] has challenged theemstra [390/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to zigzag's clock.
[05/13/16 18:59:23] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:20 towards level 63.
[05/14/16 00:57:01] theemstra [483/521] has come upon brendan [107/969] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:01:21 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/14/16 07:03:57] bootdisk [57/424] has come upon theemstra [240/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:13:52 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[05/14/16 16:51:42] theZoMBiE, IdleMaster, and theemstra [1086/1469] have team battled PinkiePie, Plasmastar, and Globalirc [590/1580] and won! 0 days, 05:27:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 14:26:29] theemstra, Woona, and hannesenator [1469/1553] have team battled Pithlit, echeese, and Friedolin [843/1411] and won! 0 days, 00:41:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 18:27:17] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/16 00:42:37] theemstra [486/521] has come upon ChasedSpade [268/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:08:36 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/18/16 03:02:53] theemstra [321/521] has come upon HeavyPodda [643/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:43:55 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/18/16 03:25:16] theemstra [444/521] has come upon bheesham [341/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:55:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/19/16 11:41:22] theemstra [125/521] has come upon hannesenator [655/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:47:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/19/16 13:58:29] pico [50/401] has challenged theemstra [188/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:26:07 is added to pico's clock.
[05/19/16 20:31:18] wvlf [412/624] has challenged theemstra [267/521] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from wvlf's clock.
[05/19/16 22:01:29] theemstra [377/521] has challenged keeper_c [311/1170] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:14:20 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/20/16 02:40:44] qrry [126/150] has challenged theemstra [265/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to qrry's clock.
[05/20/16 12:06:45] hannesenator [779/817] has challenged theemstra [291/521] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:35:00 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[05/21/16 17:00:34] Eldoreth [188/282] has challenged theemstra [260/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/21/16 20:55:36] HeavyPodda, Frogging101, and nitzer [378/2380] have team battled theemstra, yur, and Eldoreth [1273/1289] and lost! 1 day, 08:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/16 03:35:25] theemstra [414/521] has challenged Birdbones [511/997] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/22/16 05:21:53] theemstra [194/521] has challenged mordac [157/540] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:59:45 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/23/16 15:19:51] Lios and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 17:35:27] Kiesteel [398/591] has challenged theemstra [22/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:58 is removed from Kiesteel's clock.
[05/24/16 04:14:48] Gatewayy, theemstra, and holloway [1463/1880] have team battled Boohbah, blizgerg, and Evrial [900/2170] and won! 2 days, 14:46:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/16 18:46:56] theemstra [33/521] has challenged ChasedSpade [91/688] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:58:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/25/16 23:40:51] Adar and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/16 15:14:04] Adar [41/584] has come upon theemstra [383/521] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:55:51 is added to Adar's clock.
[05/27/16 23:39:23] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:34:53 towards level 64.
[05/30/16 03:44:03] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:47:07 towards level 64.
[05/30/16 23:54:19] Furry, idisjunction, and MetaNova [1665/1951] have team battled theemstra, FakeWizard, and dodobrain [719/1588] and won! 3 days, 16:33:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/16 01:30:01] mr_weo [18/20] has challenged theemstra [337/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to mr_weo's clock.
[06/01/16 01:13:30] gabriel and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/16 22:02:45] theemstra [214/521] has come upon WallIdl [190/502] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:34:04 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/03/16 02:03:58] theemstra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:08:09 from level 64.
[06/03/16 13:00:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 11 days, 07:27:34 toward level 64.
[06/04/16 17:28:22] PersonalJ, Geela, and Simie [1165/1833] have team battled vBm, unicron, and theemstra [1248/1556] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 03:51:33] theemstra, allo, and pants [770/1695] have team battled SchrodingersScat, PiotrekD, and dax [213/1466] and won! 0 days, 08:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/16 07:25:20] rharwood and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 04:43:03] theemstra, Jareeta, and yur [1662/2071] have team battled Frogging101, AngryParsley, and SarahD [2/1744] and won! 2 days, 02:59:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 18:49:11] theemstra [67/521] has come upon SchrodingersScat [340/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:59:02 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/09/16 05:11:20] Diitto and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 08:19:19] blind [616/782] has challenged theemstra [63/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:41:37 is removed from blind's clock.
[06/10/16 08:19:19] blind has dealt theemstra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:19:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/10/16 13:41:12] pdg, theemstra, and PinkiePie [581/1511] have team battled PwnageCat, Ttech, and elf [319/2525] and won! 0 days, 10:27:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 15:03:17] droogie, mwhahaha, and gipyelrah [887/2543] have team battled theemstra, honkybonky, and a1291762 [2230/2271] and lost! 5 days, 19:51:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/16 18:41:48] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:28 towards level 64.
[06/10/16 19:19:32] theemstra [42/524] has come upon IdleMaster [366/489] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:37:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/10/16 20:07:09] godog [115/689] has come upon theemstra [426/524] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:50:34 is added to godog's clock.
[06/10/16 22:06:21] theemstra, Andries, and brendan [1660/2040] have team battled pico, PersonalJ, and oooooooooooooooo [902/1487] and won! 0 days, 08:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/16 04:35:31] theemstra [229/524] has challenged daemoneye [684/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:34 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/13/16 14:50:34] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:04 towards level 64.
[06/14/16 14:29:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 00:01:28 toward level 64.
[06/17/16 06:55:21] Lios and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/16 03:58:36] theemstra, identd, and magnetik [68/1705] have team battled Ironhoof, GilbertErik, and Milquetoast [1302/2205] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/16 05:52:09] theemstra [60/761] has challenged Woona [161/436] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/21/16 11:42:16] theemstra [75/761] has come upon ifsp [203/288] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:25:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/21/16 23:23:22] theemstra [162/761] has come upon kenyon [5/1332] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:02:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/22/16 03:14:09] Andries [422/553] has challenged theemstra [582/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:18:07 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/22/16 16:30:17] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:36:35 towards level 65.
[06/22/16 16:33:09] zankore stole theemstra's level 47 tunic while they were sleeping! zankore leaves his old level 46 tunic behind, which theemstra then takes.
[06/22/16 23:10:09] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:10:37 towards level 65.
[06/23/16 06:18:03] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:42:18 towards level 65.
[06/23/16 12:26:20] d34th [950/1049] has challenged theemstra [28/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:45:17 is removed from d34th's clock.
[06/24/16 05:13:30] basepi, magnetik, and suterismus [265/2371] have team battled Babar, zankore, and theemstra [789/2368] and lost! 2 days, 11:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/16 00:11:48] theemstra [363/760] has come upon robox [274/606] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:30:06 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/25/16 08:50:30] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:28 towards level 65.
[06/26/16 00:32:06] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:16:27 towards level 65.
[06/27/16 12:00:18] theemstra [451/764] has challenged Ladon [488/982] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:29:19 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/28/16 03:00:45] theemstra, Bvarne, and BURUT [393/2349] have team battled pixelate, BronyDee, and Furry [170/1447] and won! 0 days, 06:45:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/16 05:17:09] dax, Jareeta, and dindinx [703/1980] have team battled Tratos, theemstra, and Douhet [1651/2330] and lost! 1 day, 11:34:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/16 08:57:03] theemstra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:57:34 from level 65.
[06/29/16 09:25:55] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:11 towards level 65.
[06/30/16 10:19:30] shandor [578/717] has come upon theemstra [365/764] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:24:24 is removed from shandor's clock.
[07/02/16 03:04:05] Sixbierehomme and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/16 06:57:08] theemstra [718/764] has come upon Lowbow [645/684] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:15:14 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/02/16 07:30:48] theemstra [91/764] has come upon Schmid [79/345] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:11:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/02/16 17:21:18] theemstra [35/764] has come upon eva42 [182/1115] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:02:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/03/16 09:49:52] Str1ngS [142/561] has challenged theemstra [709/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:51 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[07/05/16 10:01:53] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:06 towards level 65.
[07/05/16 21:10:32] dax, Bvarne, and uhmmm [1328/1644] have team battled theemstra, torg, and SlowRiot [772/2097] and won! 0 days, 21:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 22:46:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 1 day, 02:51:01 toward level 65.
[07/06/16 06:00:36] Mateusz, Antutuuuuu, and theemstra [339/2038] have team battled Kronos, Crazycatlady, and Sailor_Venus [1113/1227] and lost! 1 day, 15:47:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/16 02:38:23] Firien stole theemstra's level 46 charm while they were sleeping! Firien leaves his old level 28 charm behind, which theemstra then takes.
[07/07/16 15:47:27] theemstra left his weapon out in the rain to rust! theemstra's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/16 02:01:03] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:52 towards level 65.
[07/08/16 12:19:27] theemstra [379/739] has come upon dxrt [369/984] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:43:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/08/16 22:56:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 0 days, 16:59:18 toward level 65.
[07/11/16 00:40:36] Asara [696/1070] has challenged theemstra [424/739] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/13/16 08:14:32] blind [505/788] has challenged theemstra [653/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:04:42 is added to blind's clock.
[07/13/16 19:55:10] theemstra, suterismus, and kensington [1810/2531] have team battled Asara, Bkid, and kier [1578/2512] and won! 0 days, 04:05:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 23:19:54] lipek [1001/1192] has challenged theemstra [71/739] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:57:34 is removed from lipek's clock.
[07/16/16 03:40:16] theemstra [50/739] has challenged Lemelisk [429/1126] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/17/16 14:58:41] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:45:43 towards level 66.
[07/18/16 02:23:34] SirNeo [107/452] has challenged theemstra [737/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:53 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[07/18/16 03:16:49] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:30:31 towards level 66.
[07/19/16 06:20:59] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:35:16 towards level 66.
[07/19/16 12:32:20] theemstra [707/739] has come upon Schmid [361/363] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:59:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/20/16 04:13:17] JensRex, cirdan, and argus [1435/1825] have team battled theemstra, vox, and ChasedSpade [1741/2288] and lost! 0 days, 22:45:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 06:47:59] theemstra [77/739] has come upon yasdorian [539/623] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:05:03 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/22/16 07:06:53] theemstra [286/739] has come upon Adar [329/579] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:18:09 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/22/16 21:35:58] PIZZLE [1/3] has challenged theemstra [717/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to PIZZLE's clock.
[07/23/16 14:29:36] yano, Pokota, and ville [1823/1976] have team battled Beavis, theemstra, and mordac [846/2354] and won! 0 days, 04:51:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 21:04:28] Satoshi, theemstra, and Plasmastar [1064/1845] have team battled pants, theZoMBiE, and holloway [360/1857] and won! 10 days, 13:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/16 08:38:13] Sairis [171/246] has challenged theemstra [142/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:00 is removed from Sairis's clock.
[07/25/16 14:14:45] BURUT stole theemstra's level 39 shield while they were sleeping! BURUT leaves his old level 34 shield behind, which theemstra then takes.
[07/26/16 07:08:10] FakeWizard [235/561] has challenged theemstra [672/733] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[07/27/16 20:56:16] unicron [298/724] has challenged theemstra [419/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/27/16 22:08:23] pixelate, DiCE, and Tenorman [1366/1528] have team battled Woona, theemstra, and Birdbones [506/2204] and won! 0 days, 00:15:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/16 16:59:25] theemstra [261/733] has come upon kier [526/825] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:56:46 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/31/16 22:04:02] theemstra [488/733] has come upon ElectRo [305/905] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:50:21 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/31/16 23:30:50] theemstra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:23:27 from level 66.
[08/01/16 05:20:18] PiotrekD and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 05:35:15] Zoddo [310/648] has come upon theemstra [400/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:40:42 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[08/01/16 11:19:03] Agent86 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 21:24:00] theemstra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:03:50 from level 66.
[08/02/16 10:23:11] theemstra [190/733] has come upon SarahD [61/586] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:28:24 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/03/16 02:53:43] rharwood [256/522] has challenged theemstra [663/733] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:55:16 is added to rharwood's clock.
[08/04/16 12:53:30] theemstra broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:03:22 from level 66.
[08/04/16 18:07:51] theemstra [599/733] has come upon SlowRiot [175/933] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:33:00 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/05/16 18:35:29] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:35:30 towards level 66.
[08/05/16 23:35:36] theemstra [258/733] has come upon Herb_Tarlek [90/489] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:21:37 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/06/16 02:25:15] theemstra [327/733] has come upon PinkiePie [509/586] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:17:00 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/06/16 16:27:16] theemstra [88/733] has challenged Ladon [939/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:17:09 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/07/16 05:34:06] arlen and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/16 09:15:21] theemstra [206/733] has come upon rharwood [461/522] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:58:31 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/07/16 10:36:22] Jagon, Killerkid, and theemstra [1273/2201] have team battled BURUT, NoodleCake, and pfoley [511/2264] and won! 0 days, 01:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/16 13:41:53] theemstra [717/733] has come upon cirdan [755/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:12:57 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/07/16 23:58:38] theemstra [301/733] has come upon Cenhinen [455/630] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:22:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/08/16 03:32:46] theemstra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:44:34 from level 66.
[08/08/16 18:38:02] theemstra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:07:14 towards level 66.
[08/08/16 19:18:08] theemstra bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:26:02 from level 66.
[08/09/16 04:59:29] FakeWizard and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 04:01:15] cirdan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 10:28:22] arlen and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 17:41:56] theemstra [541/733] has come upon Str1ngS [31/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:43:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/11/16 02:58:00] zid [295/842] has challenged theemstra [297/733] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to zid's clock.
[08/12/16 07:13:17] theemstra [465/733] has come upon fangfufu [434/540] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:56 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/13/16 02:50:04] SN4T14 [12/13] has challenged theemstra [160/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to SN4T14's clock.
[08/15/16 16:14:47] theemstra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:42:22 from level 66.
[08/15/16 20:42:55] theemstra [330/733] has come upon KyloRen [430/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/16/16 13:36:42] theemstra [52/733] has come upon Sailor_Venus [24/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:00:52 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/16/16 17:03:08] simple [456/674] has challenged theemstra [623/733] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:22 is added to simple's clock.

[08/17/16 01:46:18] stonehammer [614/818] has challenged theemstra [265/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:07 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[08/17/16 10:09:51] shandor [624/744] has challenged theemstra [541/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:37 is removed from shandor's clock.
[08/18/16 17:14:22] Aranel [74/405] has challenged theemstra [169/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Aranel's clock.
[08/18/16 22:52:57] PinkiePie and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/16 03:56:42] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/16 03:28:02] theemstra [304/733] has come upon Brainiac [661/712] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:02 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/20/16 05:54:28] gabriel, Bvarne, and Adar [2196/2500] have team battled Heisenberg, theemstra, and MadMan [1264/2014] and won! 1 day, 21:11:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/16 09:25:39] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:05 towards level 66.
[08/20/16 16:53:20] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:45 towards level 66.
[08/21/16 00:18:53] theemstra [4/733] has challenged Lios [105/861] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/21/16 11:54:50] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:38:40 towards level 67.
[08/22/16 06:54:44] theemstra [470/733] has come upon Birdbones [56/1004] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:26:37 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/23/16 03:42:03] argus, theemstra, and spillere [1131/1887] have team battled strugart, Realmy, and SchrodingersScat [48/1770] and won! 1 day, 06:49:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 03:56:47] theemstra reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! theemstra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/16 05:03:40] Adar and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/16 05:33:45] PriceChild [545/650] has challenged theemstra [37/746] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:28:28 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[08/24/16 01:34:42] theemstra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:08:29 from level 67.
[08/24/16 21:33:34] theemstra [670/746] has come upon lipek [1017/1192] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:13:34 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/31/16 21:50:48] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:40:03 towards level 67.
[09/01/16 04:25:01] theemstra [499/746] has come upon soltys [420/632] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:31:07 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/01/16 04:48:37] theemstra [228/746] has come upon sjefen6 [327/374] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:41:55 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/02/16 20:11:52] zankore, theemstra, and a1291762 [1326/2523] have team battled vox, keeper_c, and Mirc0p [1298/2614] and won! 3 days, 23:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/16 20:50:01] theemstra [554/746] has come upon Birdbones [699/972] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:02:44 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/03/16 01:06:35] theemstra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:01:49 from level 67.
[09/05/16 13:52:13] theemstra [182/746] has come upon Jagon [124/582] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:25:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/05/16 19:48:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 12 days, 13:31:17 toward level 67.
[09/07/16 02:05:21] theemstra [506/746] has come upon sjums_the_great [24/437] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:17:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/07/16 06:25:04] theemstra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:55:55 from level 67.
[09/07/16 08:49:24] Meta [14/725] has challenged theemstra [236/746] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Meta's clock.
[09/08/16 08:00:46] Adar [109/595] has come upon theemstra [553/746] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:48:56 is added to Adar's clock.
[09/08/16 10:54:09] Eldoreth, hannesenator, and SlowRiot [1254/2219] have team battled gabriel, theemstra, and MontyZuma [2854/2945] and lost! 1 day, 03:18:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/16 16:42:03] theemstra slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! theemstra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/16 18:55:39] theemstra [246/743] has come upon MJ94 [527/968] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:41:39 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/09/16 01:47:14] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:38 towards level 67.
[09/09/16 04:35:03] daemoneye and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 13:26:41] theemstra [477/743] has challenged Enthiendor [42/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:11:31 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/11/16 06:44:42] mordac, Cenhinen, and XJR-9 [1721/1904] have team battled theemstra, MrGlass, and vegadark [1316/1735] and won! 2 days, 17:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/16 09:33:16] Misza [782/933] has challenged theemstra [21/743] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:13:23 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/11/16 13:28:14] elf [289/914] has challenged theemstra [78/743] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:29:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/13/16 05:03:12] theemstra, rxcomm, and Iri [1716/1879] have team battled oooooooooooooooo, Bkid, and IndigoTiger [217/1605] and won! 0 days, 19:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 12:39:05] theemstra fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theemstra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/16 12:49:30] Xenthys and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/16 19:53:59] theemstra [634/740] has come upon Cameron_D [938/1110] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:17:07 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/15/16 04:02:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 14:29:28 from level 67.
[09/15/16 20:41:52] grooverider, Chuck, and Pithlit [108/1870] have team battled kier, Phiber_Dork, and theemstra [886/1905] and lost! 0 days, 19:00:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/16 07:29:34] theemstra [629/740] has challenged MrGlass [123/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:26:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/17/16 10:04:11] FakeWizard and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/16 23:44:15] theemstra [281/740] has challenged JensRex [423/477] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:23:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/20/16 09:25:01] theemstra [419/740] has come upon pants [653/722] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:18:02 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/21/16 07:00:18] theZoMBiE, XenGi, and freeboson [801/2403] have team battled Gatewayy, theemstra, and Babar [443/2568] and won! 2 days, 04:31:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/16 23:04:13] efn_idle_hobo [62/383] has challenged theemstra [30/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from efn_idle_hobo's clock.
[09/27/16 21:23:12] elf [387/898] has challenged theemstra [697/740] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:35:40 is added to elf's clock.
[09/27/16 21:44:32] jhack [145/397] has challenged theemstra [267/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to jhack's clock.
[09/29/16 12:30:13] theemstra [665/742] has come upon Eldoreth [428/597] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:32:38 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/30/16 17:00:14] theemstra [609/742] has come upon damyan [533/972] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:22:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/30/16 18:50:33] kier [528/860] has challenged theemstra [128/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:47 is removed from kier's clock.
[09/30/16 19:39:52] theemstra [487/742] has come upon Sarkazu [6/40] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:01:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/02/16 02:57:24] Woona [581/833] has challenged theemstra [544/742] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:53:28 is removed from Woona's clock.
[10/02/16 02:57:24] In the fierce battle, theemstra dropped his level 44 set of leggings! Woona picks it up, tossing his old level 27 set of leggings to theemstra.
[10/02/16 08:40:08] jenksy, Silvanus_Betrium, and theemstra [526/2174] have team battled Pici, Cenhinen, and JensRex [947/1864] and lost! 1 day, 13:51:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/16 13:00:54] theemstra [589/723] has challenged Xikeon [163/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:03:11 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/02/16 18:07:05] theemstra [481/723] has come upon theZoMBiE [6/896] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:40:18 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/03/16 11:34:38] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:09 towards level 67.
[10/04/16 11:16:54] theemstra [253/723] has challenged vrillusions [733/1001] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:33 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/04/16 18:16:24] theemstra fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theemstra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/16 14:53:57] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:43 towards level 67.
[10/05/16 18:27:26] theemstra [405/720] has come upon LordH [800/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/06/16 22:43:33] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:34 towards level 67.
[10/07/16 11:31:39] theemstra [317/720] has come upon Doctor [706/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:08 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/08/16 21:46:21] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:48 towards level 67.
[10/09/16 01:55:08] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:49 towards level 67.
[10/09/16 04:02:42] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:39 towards level 67.
[10/09/16 07:24:14] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:27 towards level 67.
[10/10/16 17:11:37] theemstra [692/720] has challenged sjefen6 [431/434] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/10/16 20:39:22] theemstra [281/720] has come upon PinkiePie [121/716] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:24:55 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/11/16 05:52:47] MJ94 [699/907] has challenged theemstra [599/720] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[10/11/16 09:59:45] theemstra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:04:12 towards level 68.
[10/14/16 08:58:26] zankore, Mateusz, and blizgerg [1802/2374] have team battled simple, BURUT, and theemstra [818/2505] and won! 1 day, 20:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/16 13:02:20] theemstra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:42:29 from level 68.
[10/14/16 15:20:20] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:00:26 towards level 68.
[10/17/16 07:03:04] Satoshi, theemstra, and Plasmastar [484/1808] have team battled Lor, JensRex, and damyan [534/1803] and lost! 3 days, 04:20:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/16 07:57:20] theemstra [715/720] has come upon Mithkabob [329/347] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:38:52 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/17/16 08:38:09] theemstra [605/720] has come upon PocketKiller [129/475] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:06:54 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/17/16 09:39:31] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:36:13 towards level 68.
[10/17/16 23:05:07] tspange and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 00:33:52] Killerkid [689/897] has come upon theemstra [240/720] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:52 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[10/19/16 00:33:52] Killerkid has dealt theemstra a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:02:49 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/19/16 07:52:08] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 09:42:16] theemstra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:58 towards level 68.
[10/19/16 11:51:42] theemstra [215/720] has challenged yond [736/1158] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:13:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/19/16 19:29:00] Bloonface [2/32] has challenged theemstra [326/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Bloonface's clock.
[10/19/16 22:34:23] theemstra [211/720] has come upon vegadark [271/451] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:58:00 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/20/16 02:25:47] Plasmastar and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/16 11:08:04] theemstra [99/720] has challenged RistoUuranmaki [459/656] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:25:13 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/22/16 13:17:21] KeboDK [628/839] has challenged theemstra [290/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[10/22/16 18:56:53] tspange and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/16 05:31:30] MontyZuma, a1291762, and Lemelisk [155/3250] have team battled Plasmastar, Pici, and theemstra [1475/1846] and lost! 3 days, 00:13:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/16 13:52:27] theemstra [339/720] has come upon pixelate [397/492] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:23:32 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/23/16 22:22:37] theemstra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:23:18 from level 68.
[10/24/16 07:02:58] Sixbierehomme, theemstra, and vox [285/2530] have team battled pixelate, Pithlit, and shymega [1122/1283] and lost! 0 days, 14:06:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 01:08:48] theemstra [368/720] has come upon Pithlit [385/485] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:51:48 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/25/16 01:52:19] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:07:03 towards level 68.
[10/25/16 03:01:30] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:40 towards level 68.
[10/27/16 01:40:44] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:41 towards level 68.
[10/27/16 12:37:24] Zaratustra [1/921] has challenged theemstra [418/720] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:47:14 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/27/16 13:37:46] damyan [845/980] has challenged theemstra [650/720] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:10:52 is removed from damyan's clock.
[10/27/16 14:15:59] jeffl35, IndigoTiger, and Agent86 [96/2085] have team battled himuraken, brycec, and theemstra [110/1988] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/16 12:17:14] brycec and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/16 20:53:44] theemstra [259/720] has come upon zokko [567/693] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:18:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/29/16 04:36:07] theemstra [483/720] has come upon nikoJ [327/454] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:25:03 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/29/16 12:00:40] Furry and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/16 02:06:28] stonehammer [267/786] has challenged theemstra [50/720] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[10/30/16 11:34:14] theemstra bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:08:18 from level 68.
[10/31/16 03:55:46] stonehammer and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/16 07:22:51] canton7 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/16 23:19:12] theemstra [23/720] has come upon Mateusz [448/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/02/16 02:22:26] theemstra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:53 from level 68.
[11/02/16 06:40:29] rt [25/193] has challenged theemstra [386/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to rt's clock.
[11/02/16 16:40:01] rt [56/208] has challenged theemstra [84/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to rt's clock.

[11/03/16 10:37:35] KeboDK [47/839] has challenged theemstra [484/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:15:44 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[11/04/16 23:38:13] bete_noire [264/341] has challenged theemstra [692/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to bete_noire's clock.
[11/05/16 12:00:31] Bvarne and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/16 08:57:43] daemoneye and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/16 08:41:38] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:32 towards level 68.
[11/07/16 21:28:25] Heisenberg [400/853] has come upon theemstra [467/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:55 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/08/16 16:43:57] theemstra sharpened the edge of his weapon! theemstra's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/16 22:12:05] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:25 towards level 68.
[11/11/16 00:52:20] PocketKiller and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 08:23:18] keepermurf [468/893] has challenged theemstra [543/723] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[11/11/16 12:10:03] theemstra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:29 from level 68.
[11/11/16 17:19:30] theemstra [381/723] has come upon Bokkie [270/483] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:39 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/12/16 01:17:53] Adar and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/16 03:42:21] theemstra [664/723] has come upon Jareeta [635/1047] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:23:18 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/12/16 12:00:04] Str1ngS, theemstra, and kensington [1469/1891] have team battled Agent86, Tharbakery, and elf [310/1862] and won! 0 days, 14:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 10:09:27] theemstra [411/723] has challenged bootdisk [543/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/13/16 18:48:35] theemstra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:27 from level 68.
[11/14/16 02:15:34] theemstra [54/723] has challenged nfsnobody [92/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/14/16 03:01:55] Crazycatlady and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 02:21:29] theemstra [467/723] has challenged Cypher [965/1006] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/15/16 02:59:32] theemstra [142/723] has come upon dindinx [319/423] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:21:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/15/16 04:06:28] Regnor, theemstra, and GilbertErik [1794/2166] have team battled unicron, Sailor_Venus, and Pithlit [1434/1714] and won! 3 days, 14:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/16 23:38:52] Adar [343/594] has come upon theemstra [119/726] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 05:22:43 is removed from Adar's clock.
[11/17/16 10:40:20] theemstra [364/726] has challenged dxrt [465/947] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:41:58 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/18/16 07:43:06] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:10:46 towards level 69.
[11/19/16 20:29:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 45 days, 14:18:45 toward level 69.
[11/20/16 01:57:10] kenyon, Babar, and Crazycatlady [1153/2527] have team battled theemstra, shymega, and dxrt [669/2046] and won! 0 days, 08:44:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 03:24:41] JuanMaestro, theZoMBiE, Ttech, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/16 19:14:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 00:50:58 from level 69.
[11/21/16 20:15:57] rharwood and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/16 22:05:18] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:42 towards level 69.
[11/22/16 02:59:18] theemstra sharpened the edge of his weapon! theemstra's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/16 13:36:16] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:50:21 towards level 69.
[11/23/16 22:49:49] Fudster, torg, and WallIdl [1255/1465] have team battled Merkel, theemstra, and XenGi [1052/2488] and won! 0 days, 05:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/16 07:22:09] theemstra [420/729] has come upon Eldoreth [238/601] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:22:43 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/24/16 10:48:36] theemstra [163/742] has challenged Str1ngS [199/567] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:41:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/24/16 16:35:40] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:24 towards level 69.
[11/26/16 22:40:41] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:55 towards level 69.
[11/27/16 00:01:51] astropoint, AbrahamLinksys, and dwfreed [408/1874] have team battled Fudster, gabriel, and theemstra [1927/2165] and lost! 2 days, 12:41:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/16 21:20:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 7 days, 03:14:48 toward level 69.
[11/28/16 12:31:40] arg8bluefan [10/20] has challenged theemstra [16/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to arg8bluefan's clock.
[11/29/16 03:31:35] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:12 towards level 69.
[11/29/16 06:55:07] VoidFox stole theemstra's level 74 helm while they were sleeping! VoidFox leaves his old level 71 helm behind, which theemstra then takes.
[11/30/16 11:22:28] aucg, Cameron_D, and pants [2267/2899] have team battled Levivig, SynDroid, and theemstra [251/1468] and won! 0 days, 10:40:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 19:49:08] theemstra [95/739] has challenged blind [328/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:13 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/01/16 01:17:40] theemstra [578/739] has come upon Fluttershy [265/1089] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:19:28 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/02/16 01:33:01] theemstra [600/739] has challenged dclaw123 [419/778] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/03/16 08:16:10] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:01:45 towards level 70.
[12/03/16 18:03:22] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:24:34 towards level 70.
[12/03/16 18:22:41] theemstra [558/739] has come upon Lios [797/889] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:23:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/03/16 23:52:07] Globalirc, Captain_Chaos, and eva42 [1834/2213] have team battled aucg, theemstra, and torg [1272/2073] and won! 0 days, 08:08:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/16 13:12:39] theemstra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:39:04 from level 70.
[12/05/16 22:24:00] theemstra [645/739] has come upon Doctor [661/959] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:47:27 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/06/16 07:07:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 33 days, 06:35:22 toward level 70.
[12/07/16 10:20:36] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:00 towards level 70.
[12/07/16 10:52:30] zid [788/841] has challenged theemstra [97/739] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:12:44 is removed from zid's clock.
[12/08/16 12:40:56] tspange, gipyelrah, daemoneye, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/16 18:41:07] theemstra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:02:57 from level 70.
[12/10/16 00:00:48] stonehammer and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/16 07:31:58] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 18:59:30] Merkel, Everyman, and theemstra [874/2111] have team battled woonack, bete_noire, and roy [661/1504] and won! 0 days, 04:17:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 03:37:25] Iri [61/367] has challenged theemstra [730/739] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:08:43 is added to Iri's clock.
[12/14/16 05:10:27] sjums_the_great, Relayer, and theemstra [1468/1744] have team battled Sailor_Venus, Doctor, and Satoshi [1963/2237] and lost! 1 day, 11:38:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 07:57:54] theemstra [268/739] has come upon Mateusz [255/842] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:32:01 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/15/16 23:14:22] theemstra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:16:53 from level 70.
[12/16/16 10:16:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 1 day, 07:15:31 toward level 70.
[12/17/16 09:27:27] petrichor [334/622] has challenged theemstra [652/739] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:44:34 is added to petrichor's clock.
[12/17/16 12:37:22] Commie and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 02:34:08] theemstra [65/739] has challenged brycec [329/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:40:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/18/16 05:35:19] theemstra [549/739] has challenged RBecker [101/771] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:40:28 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/18/16 13:07:23] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:19 towards level 70.
[12/18/16 22:24:42] tmberg, theZoMBiE, and canton7 [1687/2372] have team battled theemstra, shymega, and pants [800/1848] and won! 0 days, 12:47:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/16 08:19:00] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:53 from level 70.
[12/20/16 03:53:34] vox [276/1090] has challenged theemstra [21/739] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:46:53 is removed from vox's clock.
[12/21/16 18:35:50] theemstra, Woona, and PocketKiller [1362/2078] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, mordac, and xxyoloswaggerxx [258/1490] and won! 0 days, 13:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/16 14:37:30] Meta, Levivig, jenksy, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/16 11:36:40] theemstra, shymega, and Euronur [273/1526] have team battled Asara, Darky, and TauPan [1429/2265] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/16 17:00:15] theemstra [415/741] has challenged MetaNova [197/434] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/23/16 23:28:15] IndigoTiger [625/996] has challenged theemstra [261/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:03:04 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[12/24/16 01:13:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 10 days, 11:07:32 toward level 71.
[12/24/16 15:47:03] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:37:07 towards level 71.
[12/25/16 09:44:30] theemstra [567/741] has come upon dtype [211/366] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:04:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/25/16 11:41:08] Gizmokid2005 [550/796] has challenged theemstra [137/741] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:52:23 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[12/25/16 22:09:03] theemstra [539/741] has come upon Majak [241/529] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:29:57 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/26/16 00:12:34] brycec [382/738] has challenged theemstra [162/741] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:54:08 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/26/16 04:26:09] Majak and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/16 08:16:00] pathfinder [58/194] has challenged theemstra [174/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to pathfinder's clock.
[12/27/16 11:07:58] theemstra [110/741] has come upon sjefen6 [277/422] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:21:52 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/29/16 02:17:14] theemstra [41/741] has come upon Merkel [650/998] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:07:05 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/29/16 12:28:12] JensRex stole theemstra's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! JensRex leaves his old level 54 ring behind, which theemstra then takes.
[12/29/16 17:05:09] WallIdl and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/16 22:13:20] Yukka [0/1] has challenged theemstra [8/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Yukka's clock.
[12/31/16 08:14:56] qbit [224/270] has challenged theemstra [512/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to qbit's clock.
[01/01/17 09:02:44] theemstra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:30 from level 71.
[01/03/17 04:18:27] shandor, dodobrain, and ruan [1776/2169] have team battled theemstra, arlen, and desspugne [2329/2414] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/17 04:44:13] theemstra broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:16:14 from level 71.
[01/03/17 06:57:34] theemstra [572/723] has challenged Pithlit [76/505] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:51:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/04/17 03:38:23] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:44 towards level 71.
[01/04/17 12:25:42] theemstra [547/723] has come upon Commie [66/312] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:28:02 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/06/17 08:04:21] Yonderhooligan, Everyman, and theemstra [1013/1497] have team battled dtype, Lemelisk, and elbie [1008/2008] and won! 0 days, 00:37:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/17 09:27:31] freeboson [176/640] has challenged theemstra [13/723] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:07:57 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/09/17 01:24:04] theemstra [340/723] has come upon pants [61/729] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:06:06 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/09/17 01:35:45] brycec, MrGlass, and vox [154/2567] have team battled theemstra, Lios, and basepi [1909/2351] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/17 10:05:41] theemstra [101/723] has come upon tmberg [668/805] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:43:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/10/17 12:59:49] theemstra [121/723] has come upon sjefen6 [117/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:05:46 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/11/17 00:19:21] theemstra [301/723] has come upon xa [310/403] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:38:58 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/11/17 11:41:56] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:43 towards level 71.
[01/12/17 01:29:37] theemstra [28/723] has come upon Mordraan [252/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:50:49 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/14/17 08:50:06] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:18 towards level 71.
[01/14/17 09:43:53] theemstra [147/723] has come upon unicron [73/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:29:22 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/14/17 21:08:00] Sundance and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/17 23:30:33] theemstra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:25 towards level 71.
[01/15/17 21:51:37] Str1ngS [449/556] has challenged theemstra [463/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:54:36 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[01/16/17 13:07:29] theemstra [704/723] has come upon Lios [254/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/16/17 14:37:25] dodobrain, LegendaryQ, and Zoddo [1191/1915] have team battled Xenthys, Chuck, and theemstra [576/2210] and won! 0 days, 02:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 01:31:10] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:46 towards level 71.
[01/17/17 05:02:59] theemstra [392/723] has challenged kenyon [25/1218] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/17/17 06:14:12] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:23 towards level 71.
[01/17/17 07:39:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:15:56 from level 71.
[01/17/17 14:06:23] theemstra [195/723] has challenged Evrial [346/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:22 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/18/17 00:09:56] canton7 [406/706] has challenged theemstra [141/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:22 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/18/17 17:01:38] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:27 towards level 71.
[01/18/17 17:11:27] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:25 towards level 71.
[01/18/17 20:24:49] theemstra lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:46 from level 71.
[01/19/17 07:21:27] stonehammer [500/775] has challenged theemstra [354/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:05 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[01/19/17 10:22:35] theemstra [21/726] has challenged Bokkie [433/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:32 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/21/17 08:33:22] everbrew, theemstra, and pixelate [296/1974] have team battled MrGlass, mordac, and Crazycatlady [481/1951] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/17 18:38:45] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:11 towards level 71.
[01/21/17 21:14:42] freeboson and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/17 03:48:34] osannatas [204/427] has challenged theemstra [125/726] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[01/22/17 10:49:08] grooverider [639/918] has challenged theemstra [560/726] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:57:04 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[01/22/17 11:47:38] theemstra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:42 from level 71.
[01/22/17 17:21:01] theemstra [72/726] has come upon Woona [826/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:19 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/22/17 23:53:56] MetaNova [199/444] has challenged theemstra [448/726] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:40:32 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/23/17 08:12:26] Everyman [567/634] has come upon theemstra [321/726] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:56:29 is removed from Everyman's clock.
[01/23/17 15:57:43] theemstra [645/726] has come upon gipyelrah [319/1095] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/23/17 17:00:13] theemstra [541/726] has challenged Majak [367/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:52 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/24/17 05:02:24] SynthesizerPatel, Darky, and SudoKing [879/2321] have team battled theemstra, Pithlit, and Mithkabob [365/1724] and won! 0 days, 10:54:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 06:25:23] theemstra [362/733] has challenged eva42 [107/1264] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/24/17 08:46:03] Adar and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/17 12:40:38] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:39:02 towards level 72.
[01/24/17 16:08:36] theemstra [68/733] has challenged Firien [865/911] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:22:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/25/17 00:43:52] theemstra [594/733] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [96/780] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:01:19 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/25/17 14:16:40] brendan [753/1062] has challenged theemstra [495/733] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:33:24 is removed from brendan's clock.
[01/25/17 18:54:25] SynthesizerPatel [223/771] has challenged theemstra [65/733] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from SynthesizerPatel's clock.
[01/25/17 21:17:28] Mithkabob and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/17 08:18:40] ohnx [61/263] has challenged theemstra [434/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to ohnx's clock.
[01/26/17 08:40:32] theemstra [683/733] has come upon JuanMaestro [247/596] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:11:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/26/17 18:08:05] Andries and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/17 03:10:50] theemstra [454/733] has come upon Adar [468/563] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:02:57 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/27/17 08:31:42] theemstra [246/733] has challenged Bkid [496/686] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:19:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/27/17 18:49:54] theemstra [312/733] has come upon vox [896/1090] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:54:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/28/17 00:49:58] theemstra [398/733] has come upon Cenhinen [526/629] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:04:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/30/17 04:55:40] theemstra [585/733] has come upon sphere_au [113/373] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:22:11 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/30/17 17:28:20] Crazycatlady and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/17 12:35:20] SudoKing and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/17 01:06:02] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:55 towards level 72.
[02/01/17 03:03:12] theemstra [486/733] has come upon Bradicus [524/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:48:30 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/01/17 19:16:08] theemstra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:15:49 from level 72.
[02/02/17 04:36:07] Zye, sphere_au, and canton7 [573/1807] have team battled theemstra, double, and Majak [300/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:14:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/17 07:46:39] Ttech [5/1483] has challenged theemstra [137/733] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:27:27 is added to Ttech's clock.
[02/03/17 00:52:29] theemstra [320/733] has challenged Mordraan [251/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:56:03 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/03/17 21:16:22] theemstra [205/733] has come upon vrillusions [839/1011] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:53:15 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/03/17 23:09:41] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:15:08 from level 72.
[02/04/17 09:32:44] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:10 towards level 72.
[02/04/17 13:08:24] Grums [42/340] has challenged theemstra [149/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Grums's clock.
[02/04/17 23:54:36] sjefen6 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 05:23:20] TauPan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/17 06:32:11] theemstra [578/733] has come upon Zoddo [367/691] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:40:42 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/07/17 00:25:58] max [358/740] has challenged theemstra [510/733] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:05 is added to max's clock.
[02/07/17 23:20:58] theemstra, SirMonkeybox, and PersonalJ [1225/2449] have team battled pfoley, vrillusions, and Killerkid [1528/2583] and lost! 3 days, 14:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/17 03:57:57] freeboson and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/17 00:31:12] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:27 towards level 72.
[02/10/17 00:51:37] theemstra [163/733] has challenged Ironhoof [745/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:05:15 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/10/17 16:23:59] theemstra [345/733] has come upon basepi [345/842] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:27:02 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/11/17 03:21:40] theemstra [38/733] has come upon kenyon [847/1186] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:15:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/11/17 23:58:10] qbit, elbie, and PiotrekD [1188/1600] have team battled Birdbones, theemstra, and JuanMaestro [379/2296] and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 10:50:13] dclaw123, IndigoTiger, and dtype [1566/2524] have team battled MadMan, hannesenator, and theemstra [400/2319] and won! 0 days, 21:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/17 09:30:48] Schmid stole theemstra's level 71 helm while they were sleeping! Schmid leaves his old level 64 helm behind, which theemstra then takes.
[02/13/17 15:36:55] theemstra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:28 from level 72.
[02/14/17 10:28:12] damyan [221/987] has challenged theemstra [250/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:20:54 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/15/17 23:50:31] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:24 towards level 72.
[02/16/17 08:39:18] theemstra [347/726] has come upon zid [104/841] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:44:24 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/16/17 20:13:42] IdleMaster, Budzogan, and theemstra [674/1752] have team battled Majak, Gizmokid2005, and Zye [528/2039] and won! 0 days, 03:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 02:46:32] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:00 towards level 72.
[02/17/17 17:16:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 06:34:34 from level 72.
[02/17/17 20:52:16] theemstra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:57:05 from level 72.
[02/18/17 12:22:37] theemstra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:58 towards level 72.
[02/19/17 14:56:36] theemstra fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! theemstra's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/17 21:22:18] theemstra [21/722] has come upon Cameron_D [621/1377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/19/17 23:41:22] theemstra [200/722] has come upon J [187/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:01:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/20/17 16:15:30] theemstra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:35:30 from level 72.
[02/21/17 09:02:07] Bkid and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/17 16:40:35] theemstra, MetaNova, and dodobrain [21/1955] have team battled Realmy, awgh, and Virtual [1845/2073] and lost! 1 day, 20:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/17 18:13:26] theemstra [480/722] has come upon Bvarne [429/707] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:22:49 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/21/17 22:45:06] theemstra [335/722] has come upon Ttech [1295/1483] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:47:19 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/22/17 15:19:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 8 days, 15:19:56 toward level 72.
[02/23/17 00:02:54] Chuck [662/875] has challenged theemstra [164/722] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[02/23/17 19:37:18] theemstra [325/722] has challenged eva42 [892/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/23/17 23:13:56] theemstra [683/722] has come upon Crazycatlady [78/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:26:59 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/25/17 19:54:30] FakeWizard and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/17 01:24:10] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:12 towards level 72.
[02/27/17 13:55:16] WallIdl and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/17 11:23:51] theemstra [320/732] has challenged fattrat [886/1102] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/28/17 14:52:51] theemstra [406/732] has come upon Eldoreth [708/746] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:09:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/28/17 15:01:35] Andries and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/17 00:27:24] theemstra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:00:08 from level 73.
[03/01/17 04:06:18] theemstra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:44:51 from level 73.
[03/01/17 12:35:32] D.Va [134/249] has challenged theemstra [533/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to D.Va's clock.
[03/01/17 14:22:37] theemstra [544/732] has come upon gabriel [9/1068] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 05:37:44 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/02/17 09:27:17] theemstra [634/1020] has challenged gipyelrah [10/1086] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:41:42 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/04/17 17:21:59] mordac, XJR-9, and Everyman [203/2143] have team battled Ttech, theemstra, and Eldoreth [845/3249] and lost! 0 days, 22:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/17 05:05:40] theemstra [420/1020] has come upon Syloq [22/289] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:09:24 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/07/17 16:48:27] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:09:39 towards level 73.
[03/12/17 13:49:18] LordH [413/1017] has challenged theemstra [257/1020] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:10:55 is removed from LordH's clock.
[03/13/17 04:00:44] Tratos, theemstra, and pfoley [41/2645] have team battled MJ94, Crazycatlady, and Sundance [325/2198] and lost! 3 days, 19:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/17 18:33:13] Chuck, Virtual, and tmberg [111/2364] have team battled theemstra, darkmage, and sasaniak [1743/2472] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/17 11:08:56] sjefen6 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/17 17:16:23] ncarl747 [285/501] has challenged theemstra [701/1020] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/15/17 22:17:42] theemstra [58/1020] has challenged SN4T14 [37/743] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:02:11 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/16/17 14:36:42] CornFly, Majak, and holloway [2170/2281] have team battled SudoKing, theemstra, and ehjax [598/1865] and won! 3 days, 11:14:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/17 16:24:09] theemstra [553/1020] has challenged fangfufu [224/565] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:10:22 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/16/17 22:26:16] theemstra [221/1020] has challenged Fattyeater [84/457] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:35:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/17/17 14:21:07] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:52:23 towards level 73.
[03/18/17 14:53:36] Crazycatlady and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/17 15:15:56] Taffer, petrichor, Mrs.BigHead, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/17 17:47:03] darkmage stole theemstra's level 64 helm while they were sleeping! darkmage leaves his old level 53 helm behind, which theemstra then takes.
[03/19/17 10:06:39] TauPan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 21:10:55] Socks, theemstra, and Sailor_Venus [673/1732] have team battled D.Va, Tharbakery, and Nofew [180/2060] and won! 0 days, 00:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/17 22:12:04] Herb_Tarlek, tspange, and theemstra [1782/2498] have team battled basicMiracle, brycec, and MJ94 [1359/2038] and won! 0 days, 06:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/17 01:06:17] theemstra [684/1008] has come upon abra0 [262/827] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:28:32 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/21/17 12:49:48] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:54:33 from level 73.
[03/21/17 20:33:10] pants [240/733] has challenged theemstra [587/1008] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:22:00 is added to pants's clock.
[03/22/17 01:54:53] theemstra [979/1008] has come upon LordH [305/1017] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:00:06 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/22/17 17:40:27] theemstra [54/1008] has challenged Senka [285/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:45:55 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/23/17 22:28:21] theemstra [895/1008] has come upon manish17xxx [326/331] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:17:22 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/24/17 16:31:53] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:07 towards level 73.
[03/25/17 01:30:42] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:06 towards level 73.
[03/25/17 02:37:54] kenyon and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/17 07:25:02] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:08 towards level 73.
[03/26/17 15:36:32] PiotrekD and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 06:29:16] JensRex [833/867] has challenged theemstra [392/1008] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:43:15 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[03/27/17 16:32:54] pfoley [42/640] has challenged theemstra [76/1008] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:17:48 is added to pfoley's clock.
[03/28/17 06:37:26] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:26 towards level 73.
[03/28/17 10:39:14] theemstra [345/1008] has challenged damyan [636/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:01 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/28/17 15:47:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 23:10:57 from level 73.
[03/28/17 21:51:05] TheGrumpyScot [130/254] has challenged theemstra [429/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/29/17 07:47:01] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:17 towards level 73.
[03/29/17 17:51:51] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:31 towards level 73.
[03/30/17 09:49:41] ncarl747, max, and theemstra [1904/2414] have team battled FakeWizard, fattrat, and kork [1629/2086] and won! 0 days, 08:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 16:30:27] PriceChild [568/640] has come upon theemstra [149/1008] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 05:23:51 is removed from PriceChild's clock.
[03/31/17 21:00:00] theemstra [175/1008] has challenged h00k [251/892] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/31/17 23:29:06] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:26:03 towards level 74.
[04/01/17 20:48:27] theemstra [717/1008] has come upon JuanMaestro [476/570] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:18:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/04/17 19:52:51] shymega [236/512] has come upon theemstra [609/1008] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:50:13 is added to shymega's clock.
[04/05/17 08:23:52] Xenthys and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/17 22:53:06] theemstra [976/1008] has challenged RedW [456/689] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:58:04 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/08/17 00:42:05] theemstra [84/1008] has come upon Sailor_Venus [179/678] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:08:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/08/17 00:44:33] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:35:01 towards level 74.
[04/08/17 01:07:36] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:38 towards level 74.
[04/08/17 22:08:47] Hodor [64/522] has challenged theemstra [815/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:53 is added to Hodor's clock.
[04/09/17 05:11:22] theemstra [465/1008] has challenged MJ94 [757/910] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:37:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/10/17 18:52:51] theemstra, Brady, and Fluttershy [1295/2188] have team battled SynDroid, womblecat, and awgh [628/1425] and won! 0 days, 01:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/17 22:35:38] liara, Chuck, and Hydrogenum [228/1660] have team battled theemstra, GilbertErik, and Bl4ckC0r3 [734/1937] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/17 16:33:13] theemstra [584/1008] has challenged MrGlass [497/784] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:19:53 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/11/17 20:34:36] theemstra [53/1008] has challenged Eldoreth [487/752] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:16:16 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/13/17 20:36:21] popey [24/50] has challenged theemstra [761/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to popey's clock.
[04/13/17 21:00:26] Chuck and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 09:06:11] theemstra [460/1008] has come upon holloway [384/822] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:55:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/14/17 16:27:31] theemstra, irix, and Grums [433/2514] have team battled JuanMaestro, Virtual, and Bl4ckC0r3 [777/1614] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/17 04:58:52] theemstra [897/1008] has challenged grooverider [369/1100] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:04:02 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/16/17 15:44:27] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:20 towards level 74.
[04/16/17 18:18:14] theemstra [663/1008] has come upon popey [185/234] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:56:26 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/16/17 18:18:14] theemstra has dealt popey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:20:00 is added to popey's clock.
[04/18/17 03:40:17] PinkiePie [301/684] has challenged theemstra [523/1008] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:23:12 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[04/18/17 17:48:03] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:32 towards level 74.
[04/20/17 11:45:56] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:25:10 towards level 74.
[04/20/17 22:13:56] Xenthys, suterismus, and theemstra [454/2917] have team battled Bvarne, soltys, and kensington [1414/1973] and lost! 3 days, 01:01:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/17 00:14:26] ville [327/660] has challenged theemstra [556/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:18:43 is added to ville's clock.
[04/22/17 13:15:00] theemstra [988/1008] has come upon Lnk [92/374] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:55:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/23/17 00:41:42] tspange and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/17 00:51:12] XJR-9 stole theemstra's level 42 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! XJR-9 leaves his old level 41 pair of gloves behind, which theemstra then takes.
[04/23/17 23:32:32] glook [82/381] has come upon theemstra [418/1007] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:13:22 is added to glook's clock.
[04/24/17 03:56:34] theemstra [373/1007] has come upon LordH [693/1017] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:41:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/26/17 05:23:23] theemstra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:55 from level 74.
[04/26/17 09:09:02] theemstra [241/1007] has come upon Brady [208/296] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:12:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/27/17 05:05:25] Sixbierehomme, damyan, and idlerpgww [1566/2250] have team battled theemstra, grdryn, and ncarl747 [1430/2220] and won! 0 days, 10:26:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 14:03:28] tmberg [759/880] has challenged theemstra [718/1007] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:21:48 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/29/17 03:28:14] theemstra [376/1007] has come upon Sixbierehomme [449/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:03:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/02/17 06:07:31] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:29 towards level 74.
[05/02/17 12:48:06] JensRex [168/870] has challenged theemstra [267/1007] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:37:18 is added to JensRex's clock.
[05/03/17 10:56:37] qbit [242/691] has challenged theemstra [892/1007] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:16:51 is added to qbit's clock.
[05/04/17 12:49:46] pixelate, idlerpgww, and theemstra [828/1985] have team battled Mirc0p, agrajag, and basicMiracle [1637/1841] and lost! 0 days, 22:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/17 16:13:38] theemstra [898/1007] has come upon zifnab06 [23/154] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:43 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/07/17 22:42:54] theemstra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:58 towards level 74.
[05/09/17 14:57:35] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:37 towards level 74.
[05/10/17 08:53:16] MrGlass and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 15:38:38] chadi [164/210] has challenged theemstra [121/1007] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from chadi's clock.
[05/11/17 02:05:17] RedW [626/945] has challenged theemstra [536/1009] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:10 is removed from RedW's clock.
[05/11/17 05:54:32] theemstra, Mirc0p, and RBecker [1336/2336] have team battled Bradicus, MadMan, and glook [1067/1845] and won! 0 days, 20:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 16:16:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 01:58:57 toward level 74.
[05/11/17 16:27:21] theemstra [891/1009] has come upon dindinx [398/457] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:13:50 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/11/17 17:19:53] theemstra [456/1009] has come upon Jareeta [829/1126] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:15 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/11/17 19:49:07] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:41 towards level 74.
[05/12/17 11:33:04] theemstra [725/1009] has challenged everbrew [501/708] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:39:18 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/12/17 18:16:39] theemstra [592/1009] has come upon Firien [91/808] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:54:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/14/17 02:22:08] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:17:57 towards level 75.
[05/14/17 14:22:27] Bkid and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/17 20:29:16] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:27:07 towards level 75.
[05/14/17 22:00:41] Frogging101, theemstra, and theZoMBiE [1091/2533] have team battled Atan, kensington, and KingQuackers [777/1362] and won! 5 days, 09:33:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 07:37:56] theemstra [225/1009] has challenged theZoMBiE [452/939] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:13:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/15/17 09:38:23] vegadark [119/453] has challenged theemstra [622/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:57 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/15/17 17:33:12] Bkid and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 18:37:20] Taffer and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 20:46:20] Gizmokid2005 [394/819] has challenged theemstra [617/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:22:55 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[05/17/17 12:10:00] awgh [495/539] has challenged theemstra [730/1009] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to awgh's clock.
[05/18/17 08:54:18] yano [416/426] has challenged theemstra [445/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:17:22 is added to yano's clock.
[05/19/17 10:18:47] theemstra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:28:35 from level 75.
[05/19/17 11:25:38] theemstra, grdryn, and Woona [2041/2451] have team battled holloway, Zoddo, and IndigoTiger [1441/2495] and won! 0 days, 13:35:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 13:25:15] SpikeX [9/218] has challenged theemstra [760/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to SpikeX's clock.
[05/19/17 18:42:45] petrichor stole theemstra's level 275 pair of boots while they were sleeping! petrichor leaves his old level 75 pair of boots behind, which theemstra then takes.
[05/20/17 14:27:04] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 15:11:44] liara, mordac, and theemstra [1498/2027] have team battled arlen, Herb_Tarlek, and Hydrogenum [654/2007] and won! 0 days, 07:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 04:08:47] Fattyeater, Everyman, and Sundance [1853/1917] have team battled manish17xxx, IndigoTiger, and theemstra [1755/2477] and won! 0 days, 23:19:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 23:43:01] X-Ray and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 01:32:34] borsin and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 04:14:43] J [333/517] has challenged theemstra [427/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:16:28 is added to J's clock.
[05/22/17 17:11:28] FakeWizard, X-Ray, and dindinx [693/1548] have team battled Zoddo, theemstra, and Cypher [675/2555] and won! 0 days, 00:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 09:53:28] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:07 towards level 75.
[05/26/17 06:16:41] theemstra [255/789] has come upon rxcomm [424/835] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:36:37 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/28/17 20:49:59] theemstra [579/789] has challenged kork [240/277] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:33:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/29/17 20:19:34] theemstra and glook have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 14:47:19] LordH, RBecker, and GilbertErik [2268/2493] have team battled simple, Oooooog, and theemstra [372/2214] and won! 7 days, 20:55:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 02:44:02] theemstra [747/789] has come upon lipek [992/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:23:32 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/31/17 03:03:03] theemstra [115/789] has come upon Zaratustra [452/1150] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:38:45 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/01/17 14:42:49] Majak, stvc, and canton7 [1583/1740] have team battled theemstra, Cypher, and Satoshi [1537/2572] and won! 1 day, 19:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 17:21:34] theemstra [294/789] has come upon neurospex [835/1196] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:02:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/01/17 17:54:04] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:55:58 towards level 75.
[06/01/17 19:24:25] theemstra [372/789] has challenged manish17xxx [700/726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/02/17 04:26:11] Milquetoast [249/946] has challenged theemstra [374/789] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:35:59 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[06/02/17 06:43:53] GilbertErik, MrGlass, and Lemelisk [930/2544] have team battled simple, theemstra, and Euronur [2200/2369] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/17 20:27:18] SudoKing and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 23:03:55] theemstra [47/789] has come upon Tenorman [228/1076] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:18:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/03/17 03:00:48] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:04 from level 75.
[06/03/17 11:56:51] theemstra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:32:59 from level 75.
[06/03/17 13:42:42] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:46 towards level 75.
[06/03/17 13:58:45] NoodleCake and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 12:52:53] theemstra [68/789] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [87/525] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:18:00 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/04/17 13:58:25] Bkid and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/17 22:40:06] theemstra [558/789] has challenged Mateusz [651/835] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:48:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/06/17 08:19:24] idlerpgww [357/508] has challenged theemstra [50/789] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[06/06/17 22:33:41] theemstra [24/789] has challenged suterismus [1063/1255] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:50:26 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/07/17 15:10:59] theemstra [126/789] has come upon Agent86 [267/642] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:06:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/09/17 05:04:45] Ephod [2/6] has challenged theemstra [554/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Ephod's clock.
[06/09/17 13:45:25] Syloq, Lemelisk, and neurospex [1432/2580] have team battled theemstra, MJ94, and Euronur [627/2385] and won! 2 days, 06:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/17 17:16:07] sigmg [191/358] has challenged theemstra [260/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to sigmg's clock.
[06/09/17 18:34:16] Bkid [458/716] has challenged theemstra [84/789] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[06/09/17 23:51:24] Skyie [130/201] has challenged theemstra [199/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Skyie's clock.
[06/10/17 04:50:03] IndigoTiger, theemstra, and Cypher [1875/2803] have team battled Zye, arlen, and borsin [1799/2122] and won! 0 days, 19:31:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 06:05:14] droogie, theemstra, and idisjunction [871/2681] have team battled vox, irix, and Milquetoast [72/2993] and won! 3 days, 01:13:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 12:38:53] theemstra and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 01:09:38] Bl4ckC0r3 [297/426] has come upon theemstra [782/789] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:52 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[06/12/17 18:04:13] theemstra, Eldoreth, and ncarl747 [633/2367] have team battled GilbertErik, Syloq, and WallIdl [412/1808] and won! 1 day, 21:28:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/17 12:02:55] cirdan, Iri, and awgh [1616/1956] have team battled theemstra, zid, and robox [73/2359] and won! 0 days, 09:16:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 08:15:40] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:43 towards level 75.
[06/15/17 10:08:06] Skyie [63/376] has challenged theemstra [715/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Skyie's clock.
[06/16/17 16:34:12] Syloq and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/17 19:39:58] theemstra set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:05:44 from level 75.
[06/17/17 10:57:30] MadHatter, eva42, and Avon [1247/2999] have team battled sigmg, theemstra, and uhmmm [1207/1840] and won! 0 days, 14:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 11:23:31] theemstra [74/789] has challenged Jareeta [306/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:54:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/17/17 21:31:37] D.Va and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/17 15:05:13] theemstra met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:19 from level 75.
[06/19/17 00:14:35] vegadark, theemstra, and Virtual [1288/1942] have team battled blizgerg, glook, and allo [854/2191] and won! 0 days, 05:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 05:20:22] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:18 from level 75.
[06/19/17 20:52:15] dwfreed, theemstra, and Skyie [764/1706] have team battled Pici, Socks, and Milquetoast [2089/2480] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/17 04:34:13] theemstra [646/789] has challenged Heisenberg [54/965] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:17:24 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/20/17 19:15:27] theemstra [541/789] has come upon PiotrekD [375/686] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:40 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/21/17 00:58:37] bootdisk [637/649] has come upon theemstra [327/789] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:47:55 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[06/24/17 05:12:39] theemstra [29/789] has challenged suterismus [195/1255] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:36:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/25/17 05:09:40] theemstra [551/789] has challenged AbacusAvenger [743/869] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:17:10 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/25/17 09:34:22] MetaNova, ohnx, and theemstra [1572/2196] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Ironhoof, and Majak [1823/2417] and lost! 0 days, 15:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/17 10:59:14] theemstra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:18:45 from level 76.
[06/26/17 05:28:25] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 00:29:22 from level 76.
[06/27/17 10:14:40] theemstra [342/789] has come upon vox [46/1061] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 14:51:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/28/17 04:57:05] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 17:47:36] theemstra [43/789] has come upon Doctor [210/966] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:30:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/30/17 02:32:53] Gatewayy [651/820] has challenged theemstra [554/789] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:11:29 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[06/30/17 16:45:22] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:21:12 towards level 76.
[07/01/17 12:38:49] theemstra [513/789] has challenged GilbertErik [490/688] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:28:57 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/01/17 15:35:50] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:14:18 towards level 76.
[07/02/17 09:42:25] SchrodingersScat [775/852] has challenged theemstra [780/789] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:22:40 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[07/03/17 15:15:26] theemstra [274/789] has come upon elf [344/879] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:37:58 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/06/17 23:19:49] theemstra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:20:13 towards level 76.
[07/08/17 12:48:47] shymega, theemstra, and kline [422/1806] have team battled Evrial, neurospex, and Iri [1104/2431] and lost! 2 days, 11:37:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 02:48:42] arlen, Bradicus, and theemstra [1764/2347] have team battled GilbertErik, sbp, and bigjay [1075/2437] and won! 4 days, 21:01:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 12:50:12] dwfreed, CoffeeMonster, and Agent86 [1197/1306] have team battled theemstra, grooverider, and m0shbear [2099/2583] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/17 15:20:48] theemstra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:20:21 from level 76.
[07/09/17 20:18:57] theemstra [112/789] has come upon simple [157/897] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:49:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/10/17 21:06:20] theemstra, bootdisk, and woonack [1071/1920] have team battled Torgeir, hannesenator, and adamchainz [1063/1798] and won! 3 days, 13:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 09:12:21] theemstra [764/789] has come upon Tenorman [372/1062] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:15:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/12/17 17:15:29] theemstra and glook have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 03:28:15] blizgerg, Doctor, and MadMan [2263/3058] have team battled theemstra, Fluttershy, and Heisenberg [105/2648] and won! 1 day, 02:04:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 20:09:36] Agent86, himuraken, and Firien [2001/2306] have team battled theemstra, MadHatter, and CoffeeMonster [228/1619] and won! 2 days, 03:49:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/17 23:08:00] theemstra [212/789] has come upon Syloq [103/445] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:45:19 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/17/17 09:29:29] theemstra [187/789] has come upon glorgamitch [386/553] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:27 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/17/17 22:44:31] theemstra lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:51:16 from level 76.
[07/18/17 07:02:41] sigmg, eva42, and theemstra [2343/2578] have team battled ncarl747, allo, and osannatas [1042/1904] and won! 0 days, 17:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 15:24:28] theemstra [343/789] has come upon MetaNova [48/587] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:46:43 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/18/17 21:12:25] theemstra [535/789] has come upon Sixbierehomme [122/746] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:09:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/19/17 09:56:53] dodobrain [278/851] has challenged theemstra [206/789] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:13:34 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[07/19/17 14:20:55] theemstra [551/789] has come upon tspange [785/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:44:55 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/20/17 14:59:51] theemstra [143/789] has come upon bender [0/206] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:58:15 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/21/17 09:08:30] StickyTHOR [171/203] has challenged theemstra [140/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from StickyTHOR's clock.
[07/21/17 14:31:49] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:08 towards level 76.
[07/21/17 17:38:01] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:14 towards level 76.
[07/22/17 06:07:58] Sixbierehomme [419/746] has challenged theemstra [239/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:15 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[07/22/17 21:04:57] SchrodingersScat [695/872] has challenged theemstra [413/789] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[07/23/17 00:10:55] idlerpgww [111/504] has challenged theemstra [326/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:00:07 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[07/23/17 01:55:25] theemstra got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:23:59 from level 76.
[07/23/17 14:41:39] Nistur and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/17 20:23:59] theemstra [304/789] has come upon lipek [814/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:19:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/25/17 22:19:39] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:33 towards level 76.
[07/26/17 02:23:10] theemstra [587/789] has challenged Nistur [70/304] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:41:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/26/17 10:55:23] Crazycatlady [210/688] has come upon theemstra [364/789] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:50:44 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/26/17 17:16:39] theemstra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:25:18 from level 76.
[07/29/17 01:08:33] dan, theemstra, and Gizmokid2005 [1248/2118] have team battled tmberg, mordac, and Khorne [1297/2166] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/17 17:07:20] glook [391/623] has challenged theemstra [66/789] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from glook's clock.
[07/30/17 05:25:15] theemstra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:03 from level 76.
[07/30/17 11:22:43] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:27 towards level 76.
[07/30/17 16:15:56] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:12 towards level 76.
[07/31/17 15:12:42] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:51 towards level 76.
[07/31/17 20:53:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 4 days, 12:06:44 toward level 76.
[08/01/17 02:26:48] Zoddo [359/721] has come upon theemstra [558/789] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:14:01 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[08/02/17 03:57:18] Torgeir, Bl4ckC0r3, and mwhahaha [299/1628] have team battled ohnx, theemstra, and darkmage [1420/2716] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/17 12:45:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 1 day, 00:17:58 toward level 76.
[08/02/17 14:46:55] meffe [84/200] has challenged theemstra [328/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to meffe's clock.
[08/03/17 02:10:27] Sundance and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 12:17:31] theemstra [330/896] has challenged Azerothian [133/390] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:21:37 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/03/17 19:05:27] bender [350/369] has challenged theemstra [719/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to bender's clock.
[08/05/17 04:53:39] theemstra [858/896] has come upon Mirc0p [134/756] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:21:46 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/06/17 06:13:49] theemstra [859/896] has come upon Globalirc [145/720] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:54:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/07/17 13:04:26] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:23:51 towards level 77.
[08/07/17 13:14:09] sigmg [519/547] has challenged theemstra [280/896] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:22:30 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[08/08/17 12:25:45] D.Va and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/17 13:01:00] theemstra [596/896] has come upon vox [1052/1079] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:05:37 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/08/17 19:43:46] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:25:54 towards level 77.
[08/09/17 05:37:08] theemstra [858/896] has come upon CoffeeMonster [381/616] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:28:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/09/17 06:49:25] theemstra, Elgo, and freeboson [453/2002] have team battled Brady, idlerpgww, and Kylie [565/1092] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/17 01:28:36] kline [374/463] has challenged theemstra [417/896] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:40:06 is added to kline's clock.
[08/11/17 02:14:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 10 days, 18:27:09 toward level 77.
[08/11/17 10:08:09] theemstra [884/896] has come upon sunri5e [216/256] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:29:17 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/11/17 10:16:19] theemstra [773/896] has come upon Gatewayy [512/820] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:00:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/11/17 12:12:38] alexj [13/531] has come upon theemstra [646/896] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:26 is added to alexj's clock.
[08/13/17 01:08:41] Zoddo, theemstra, and allo [1322/2098] have team battled SpikeX, ruan, and JensRex [1126/1803] and won! 2 days, 15:31:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 04:08:55] MJ94 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/17 09:30:05] D.Va, theemstra, and AbacusAvenger [1628/2265] have team battled Asara, codedeeply, and hhes [1697/2174] and lost! 1 day, 19:03:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 20:58:31] daemoneye [97/238] has challenged theemstra [844/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[08/14/17 06:48:17] theemstra [569/896] has come upon Birdbones [289/926] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:34:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/14/17 17:01:30] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:48:30 from level 77.
[08/15/17 07:02:16] theemstra met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:59 from level 77.
[08/15/17 09:14:01] theemstra, Evrial, and zifnab06 [259/2161] have team battled soltys, ruan, and Globalirc [1434/1796] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/17 00:03:40] loomysh [268/425] has challenged theemstra [630/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to loomysh's clock.
[08/16/17 03:03:08] theemstra [771/896] has come upon djm [264/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:25:48 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/16/17 17:54:28] theemstra [214/896] has challenged NoodleCake [762/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:36:45 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/18/17 00:28:11] theemstra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:47:47 from level 77.
[08/18/17 09:47:52] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:05 towards level 77.
[08/18/17 14:41:39] theemstra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:25 towards level 77.
[08/18/17 23:05:39] theemstra [396/896] has challenged dclaw123 [279/888] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:18:43 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/22/17 15:31:24] TauPan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/17 23:44:02] JensRex, noother, and theemstra [183/1905] have team battled bootdisk, vrillusions, and Furry [1838/2449] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 06:56:25] Boulder [119/205] has challenged theemstra [403/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Boulder's clock.
[08/24/17 21:29:24] theemstra [829/896] has challenged Birdbones [853/941] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:35:26 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/26/17 06:21:13] alexj [505/573] has come upon theemstra [122/896] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:10:06 is removed from alexj's clock.
[08/27/17 14:38:18] m0shbear, theemstra, and clubbprez [573/1969] have team battled hhes, vegadark, and brycec [1566/1817] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/17 19:17:23] glorgamitch and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/17 19:25:39] clubbprez [132/350] has challenged theemstra [442/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[08/27/17 22:32:15] theemstra slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! theemstra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/17 04:56:24] theemstra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:52 towards level 77.
[08/31/17 23:18:12] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/17 23:18:21] theemstra [229/895] has come upon Virtual [342/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/03/17 00:12:23] theemstra [579/895] has come upon IdleMaster [217/567] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:38:23 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/03/17 23:22:10] Satoshi [378/781] has challenged theemstra [660/895] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:55:25 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[09/06/17 02:57:19] Majak and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 08:24:22] Chuck and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/17 23:10:15] challene [118/254] has challenged theemstra [589/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to challene's clock.
[09/08/17 06:49:34] Heisenberg [24/975] has come upon theemstra [251/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:41:20 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/09/17 04:32:43] theemstra [524/895] has come upon vox [438/1084] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/12/17 09:56:42] elbie and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/17 12:42:29] theemstra [632/895] has come upon Bkid [281/816] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:10:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/12/17 20:31:55] Eldoreth, sigmg, and theemstra [685/2282] have team battled SpikeX, IdleMaster, and exa [248/1434] and won! 1 day, 02:28:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/17 00:23:14] codedeeply stole theemstra's level 304 weapon while they were sleeping! codedeeply leaves his old level 183 weapon behind, which theemstra then takes.
[09/13/17 13:49:44] theemstra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:24:37 from level 77.
[09/14/17 05:49:21] WallIdl and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/17 11:31:30] theemstra [452/762] has come upon lipek [205/1200] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:00:39 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/14/17 23:47:50] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:33 towards level 77.
[09/18/17 17:32:22] Kylie [368/449] has challenged theemstra [511/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:48 is added to Kylie's clock.
[09/18/17 22:13:54] theemstra [8/762] has come upon elf [251/919] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:44:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/19/17 01:50:00] theemstra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:44 towards level 77.
[09/19/17 10:04:51] JensRex, bootdisk, and Luamil [2020/2039] have team battled theemstra, KeboDK, and hannesenator [2819/3044] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/17 05:16:36] os-5185, theemstra, and Globalirc [731/2042] have team battled Kylie, wulk, and Sixbierehomme [1583/1598] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/17 11:57:44] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:03 towards level 77.
[09/20/17 20:49:09] theemstra [139/762] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [31/542] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/20/17 21:41:07] bootdisk [705/823] has challenged theemstra [590/762] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:15:59 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[09/21/17 00:22:37] theemstra, Silvanus_Betrium, and rxcomm [836/1920] have team battled SlowRiot, grooverider, and x0 [780/2094] and won! 0 days, 07:41:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 16:05:48] KeboDK and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/17 14:37:58] elbie, Darky, and theemstra [2265/2461] have team battled xa, Nofew, and m0shbear [1651/2476] and won! 5 days, 19:06:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/17 16:36:52] theemstra [432/762] has challenged Azerothian [0/484] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:10:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/02/17 00:17:34] Sixbierehomme and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/17 07:36:16] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:05 towards level 78.
[10/03/17 02:13:40] crysys [41/284] has challenged theemstra [104/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to crysys's clock.
[10/04/17 05:14:16] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 01:35:23] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:01 towards level 78.
[10/05/17 22:47:30] Sixbierehomme, theemstra, and unicron [303/2198] have team battled droogie, ville, and sasaniak [1475/1885] and lost! 4 days, 09:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/17 23:12:16] tmberg [471/900] has challenged theemstra [88/762] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:07:45 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[10/07/17 07:47:02] TauPan and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 06:22:43] holloway, Gatewayy, and nickware [1686/2180] have team battled Nistur, vegadark, and theemstra [211/1607] and won! 0 days, 00:54:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/17 02:28:50] theemstra [557/762] has challenged Sixbierehomme [477/695] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:55:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/10/17 00:48:58] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:50 towards level 78.
[10/10/17 17:19:12] Fattyeater and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 11:15:33] ToHellWithGA, xa, and Realmy [644/2086] have team battled dwfreed, theemstra, and AncalagonThBlack [174/1964] and won! 1 day, 18:57:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/17 12:23:51] neurospex, theemstra, and V`ger [1204/2310] have team battled CornFly, Misza, and Nofew [684/3343] and won! 0 days, 11:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/17 18:56:37] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:04 towards level 78.
[10/14/17 06:40:22] theemstra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:44:04 from level 78.
[10/15/17 06:30:31] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:40 towards level 78.
[10/17/17 06:13:40] borsin and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/17 16:46:00] theemstra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:59:09 from level 78.
[10/18/17 00:22:38] theemstra [433/762] has challenged ruan [148/764] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:32:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/20/17 23:09:13] theemstra, tycoon177, and uhmmm [1132/1850] have team battled vegadark, Khorne, and MrGlass [2/1885] and won! 0 days, 03:25:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 06:18:47] theemstra [458/762] has come upon darkmage [954/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:52:40 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/21/17 16:08:49] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:28 towards level 78.
[10/23/17 22:06:47] theemstra has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:33 from level 78.
[10/24/17 01:13:44] sjefen6, KeboDK, blizgerg, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/17 09:24:41] theemstra [121/762] has come upon obliviscor [2/18] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:27:39 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/26/17 03:41:31] theemstra reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! theemstra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/17 07:44:59] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:45 towards level 78.
[10/27/17 02:29:53] codedeeply [705/755] has challenged theemstra [407/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:19 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[10/27/17 06:31:09] theemstra [102/781] has challenged SpikeX [61/505] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:10:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/28/17 02:09:30] theemstra [93/781] has come upon KobrAs [116/277] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:47 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/28/17 03:53:11] theemstra [671/781] has challenged Mars [11/625] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:14:38 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/28/17 15:45:46] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:56:23 towards level 79.
[10/28/17 17:29:05] J [782/784] has challenged theemstra [478/781] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:52 is removed from J's clock.
[10/29/17 04:06:11] LordH, AbrahamLinksys, Darky, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/17 19:50:10] HeavyPodda [258/1053] has challenged theemstra [183/781] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:57:37 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/30/17 00:34:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:26:11 from level 79.
[10/30/17 08:11:17] theemstra [759/781] has come upon Gatewayy [638/830] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:14:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/30/17 22:10:59] theemstra met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:40:16 from level 79.
[10/31/17 03:58:49] theemstra [377/781] has come upon djm [216/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:31:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[10/31/17 05:16:17] tycoon177, theemstra, and Brainiac [860/1974] have team battled CoolChris, LordH, and Dalai [1012/1924] and lost! 0 days, 22:50:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/17 10:25:42] sigmg [353/550] has challenged theemstra [409/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:24:46 is added to sigmg's clock.
[11/01/17 14:09:28] RistoUuranmaki, theemstra, and AbrahamLinksys [73/2214] have team battled suterismus, gildarts, and Cameron_D [875/2979] and lost! 6 days, 16:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 16:35:20] theemstra [560/781] has challenged Asara [545/1214] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:22:21 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/01/17 20:34:59] mordac, Fluttershy, and theemstra [233/2815] have team battled elf, fattrat, and Luamil [1210/2477] and lost! 0 days, 05:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/17 12:17:33] droogie, Boohbah, and Ttech [2807/3195] have team battled Mithkabob, xit, and theemstra [187/1842] and won! 0 days, 00:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/17 21:23:58] theemstra [761/781] has come upon x0 [156/327] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:57:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/03/17 05:02:21] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:21:04 towards level 79.
[11/03/17 05:59:06] shandor [521/584] has come upon theemstra [119/781] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:44:02 is removed from shandor's clock.
[11/03/17 12:49:37] theemstra [530/739] has challenged Syloq [65/459] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:58:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/04/17 10:49:22] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 06:40:44] JuanMaestro, Meta, and Taffer [1895/2374] have team battled theemstra, charitwo, and Fluttershy [615/2117] and won! 1 day, 14:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/17 14:48:41] agrajag, manish17xxx, and Ttech [832/3233] have team battled Zoddo, IdleMaster, and theemstra [685/2364] and won! 1 day, 13:08:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/17 10:23:53] theemstra bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:38 from level 79.
[11/08/17 15:15:44] Lnk, MJ94, and AbrahamLinksys [1881/2240] have team battled theemstra, Heisenberg, and Globalirc [2217/2360] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/17 00:20:37] theemstra [268/743] has come upon ncarl747 [10/838] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:00:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/10/17 04:39:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 4 days, 17:58:58 toward level 79.
[11/10/17 06:26:45] Brainiac, Crazycatlady, and droogie [1234/2208] have team battled dindinx, theemstra, and Syloq [535/1719] and won! 4 days, 07:27:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/17 21:25:46] theZoMBiE, droogie, Atan, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/17 18:58:23] theemstra [353/743] has come upon MrGlass [287/799] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/13/17 01:23:56] theemstra was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:15 from level 79.
[11/13/17 17:16:00] droogie [437/830] has challenged theemstra [257/743] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:14:34 is removed from droogie's clock.
[11/14/17 00:45:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 4 days, 04:04:32 toward level 79.
[11/14/17 02:29:29] dwfreed and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/17 08:38:59] theemstra [104/743] has come upon Vroomfondel [241/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:51:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/14/17 17:24:20] zid [744/887] has challenged theemstra [230/743] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:07 is removed from zid's clock.
[11/16/17 08:37:18] prime [371/506] has challenged theemstra [296/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:39:25 is removed from prime's clock.
[11/16/17 08:37:18] prime has dealt theemstra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:06:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/16/17 18:29:06] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:52 towards level 79.
[11/17/17 07:28:11] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:03 towards level 79.
[11/18/17 16:57:12] theemstra [493/743] has come upon RBecker [432/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:59:33 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/19/17 09:01:44] theemstra [19/743] has challenged SirMonkeybox [549/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/20/17 02:07:27] Herb_Tarlek [682/768] has challenged theemstra [74/743] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:21:28 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/20/17 10:10:13] theemstra [609/743] has challenged Sundance [110/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:12:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/20/17 10:35:25] theemstra [465/743] has come upon Asara [1018/1207] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:32 is added to theemstra's clock.
[11/20/17 22:57:30] theemstra [349/743] has challenged el [209/412] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:26:12 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/21/17 02:15:38] J [445/512] has challenged theemstra [130/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:32:26 is removed from J's clock.
[11/22/17 04:24:23] theemstra [467/743] has challenged AngryParsley [170/972] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:17:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/23/17 05:33:08] Ttech [1103/1621] has challenged theemstra [117/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:56:08 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/25/17 09:34:49] theemstra and shandor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/17 11:26:47] theemstra, WallIdl, and RistoUuranmaki [33/2433] have team battled Heisenberg, sjefen6, and Sundance [1874/1989] and lost! 1 day, 00:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 17:10:01] kline [187/590] has challenged theemstra [182/743] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:49:43 is removed from kline's clock.
[11/28/17 16:05:59] theemstra had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:52:04 towards level 80.
[11/28/17 18:15:29] theemstra [274/743] has come upon Avocet [65/786] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:23:32 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/28/17 20:19:23] theemstra [686/743] has challenged Khorne [585/937] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:38:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[11/29/17 09:27:49] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:06 towards level 80.
[11/30/17 02:38:25] CornFly [788/1049] has challenged theemstra [460/743] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/30/17 09:32:24] Sundance [15/687] has challenged theemstra [461/743] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:35:27 is added to Sundance's clock.
[12/01/17 10:41:12] theemstra [689/743] has challenged Lios [417/843] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:21:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/03/17 04:05:08] theemstra [303/757] has come upon kensington [847/918] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:03:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/03/17 11:07:35] WallIdl and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/17 23:47:06] Sir_Lemming, theemstra, and RistoUuranmaki [517/2360] have team battled alexj, garywhite, and Syloq [441/1239] and won! 1 day, 11:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 12:22:24] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:51 from level 80.
[12/04/17 16:24:15] theemstra, Jandre, and max [894/1801] have team battled Erwinson, Gatewayy, and Atan [656/1570] and won! 0 days, 02:06:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 22:05:28] theemstra [290/757] has come upon qbit [17/777] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:13:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/05/17 11:14:44] theemstra [624/757] has challenged xa [495/605] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:18:40 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/05/17 12:22:11] theemstra [244/757] has come upon CoolChris [335/486] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:00:54 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/07/17 01:28:36] Brady [253/614] has come upon theemstra [597/757] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:07:59 is added to Brady's clock.
[12/07/17 14:05:36] ishanyx and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 08:08:40] theemstra [333/757] has come upon Globalirc [692/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:23:28 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/09/17 08:29:51] theemstra was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:53:07 from level 80.
[12/09/17 19:54:07] Gatewayy [778/889] has challenged theemstra [625/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:22:26 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[12/10/17 11:59:48] exa [242/849] has challenged theemstra [539/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:49 is added to exa's clock.
[12/11/17 08:35:33] theemstra [708/757] has come upon loomysh [137/499] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:33:58 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/13/17 02:12:05] theemstra, grooverider, and elbie [2581/2605] have team battled Jandre, nickware, and codedeeply [1730/1742] and won! 3 days, 01:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 08:10:23] Neo [5/7] has challenged theemstra [262/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/13/17 09:21:01] theemstra and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 19:27:57] theemstra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:49:56 from level 80.
[12/14/17 02:16:15] Dork_Knight and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/17 05:37:40] theemstra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:31:06 from level 80.
[12/15/17 00:06:44] KevinSpacey [154/217] has challenged theemstra [335/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[12/15/17 20:26:20] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:44:24 towards level 80.
[12/16/17 01:39:36] theemstra misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:27 from level 80.
[12/16/17 11:00:11] damyan, LordH, and JensRex [2476/2936] have team battled theemstra, glorgamitch, and Luamil [181/1806] and won! 1 day, 14:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 18:16:01] Neo [6/291] has challenged theemstra [693/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to Neo's clock.
[12/19/17 11:54:45] theemstra [183/757] has come upon CornFly [602/1049] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:00:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/20/17 08:52:03] theemstra and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/17 09:23:11] theemstra [158/757] has come upon kensington [389/920] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:35 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/21/17 19:16:25] Avocet, theemstra, and el [668/1973] have team battled sigmg, Lios, and bytmegsx [955/1655] and lost! 0 days, 23:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/17 14:40:49] theemstra and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 04:24:20] theemstra slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! theemstra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/17 07:28:05] KevinSpacey [156/319] has challenged theemstra [741/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to KevinSpacey's clock.
[12/23/17 07:29:35] Chuck and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 22:27:01] glorgamitch and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/17 19:35:13] theemstra [396/754] has challenged Khorne [613/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:42:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/25/17 10:20:09] Globalirc, Fluttershy, and pfoley [1577/2472] have team battled fattrat, theemstra, and shandor [569/2553] and won! 1 day, 02:12:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 23:46:54] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:23 towards level 80.
[12/26/17 10:39:25] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:43 towards level 80.
[12/29/17 03:23:50] darkmage, Andries, and PiotrekD [267/2530] have team battled theemstra, brycec, and Fluttershy [281/2568] and lost! 3 days, 12:33:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/17 09:05:29] theemstra [267/754] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [141/541] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:39:05 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/29/17 09:13:11] theemstra [102/754] has challenged zifnab06 [40/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:21:21 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[12/29/17 14:19:59] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:57 towards level 80.
[12/30/17 11:43:36] theemstra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:04 towards level 80.
[12/30/17 22:13:47] theemstra stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:25 towards level 80.
[12/30/17 22:42:38] KobrAs, theemstra, and Realmy [1935/2178] have team battled LordH, Roxana, and uhmmm [817/2212] and won! 0 days, 02:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/17 18:31:49] theemstra [58/754] has challenged J [593/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[12/31/17 22:17:33] theemstra [731/754] has come upon neurospex [979/1131] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:28:39 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/03/18 03:51:44] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/18 00:04:35] theemstra [102/754] has challenged zifnab06 [489/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:05 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/05/18 01:09:06] theemstra [264/754] has come upon tmberg [180/918] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:06:37 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/05/18 19:31:16] theemstra [285/754] has come upon himuraken [739/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:11:22 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/06/18 14:41:09] theemstra [288/754] has challenged soltys [381/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:54:07 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/06/18 19:42:45] lipek [1169/1200] has challenged theemstra [668/754] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:31:43 is removed from lipek's clock.
[01/06/18 22:09:03] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:22 towards level 80.
[01/07/18 21:17:35] Eldoreth, Sundance, and theemstra [388/2383] have team battled sbp, KobrAs, and RistoUuranmaki [1944/1997] and lost! 1 day, 09:27:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 12:04:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 3 days, 00:32:46 toward level 80.
[01/08/18 18:25:56] unicron, elbie, and LordH [2125/2607] have team battled Fluttershy, theemstra, and suterismus [918/3159] and won! 4 days, 12:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/18 21:34:56] Heisenberg [864/884] has come upon theemstra [476/754] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:14:30 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[01/08/18 22:33:15] Iri [495/531] has come upon theemstra [228/754] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:23:43 is removed from Iri's clock.
[01/09/18 08:00:57] theemstra saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:36:41 from level 80.
[01/10/18 00:10:44] Sundance [480/699] has challenged theemstra [275/754] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:52:03 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[01/10/18 04:13:56] CornFly, theemstra, and PinkiePie [2417/2629] have team battled zankore, Globalirc, and nfsnobody [1251/2357] and won! 0 days, 15:47:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 12:20:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 0 days, 09:54:12 toward level 80.
[01/11/18 16:35:21] theemstra [361/754] has come upon pants [473/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:30 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/12/18 11:29:24] theemstra [682/754] has challenged dax [346/621] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:00:14 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/12/18 11:29:24] In the fierce battle, dax dropped their level 57 ring! theemstra picks it up, tossing their old level 54 ring to dax.
[01/16/18 01:46:33] sloth [41/43] has challenged theemstra [607/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to sloth's clock.
[01/16/18 04:28:49] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:23:37 towards level 81.
[01/17/18 19:22:05] liara, ejai, and Agent86 [852/1395] have team battled xit, Euronur, and theemstra [313/2269] and won! 0 days, 11:50:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/18 20:54:14] CornFly, koyaan, nfsnobody, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/18/18 07:40:26] theemstra [34/757] has challenged meffe [490/510] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:44:07 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/19/18 10:38:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 3 days, 13:34:10 toward level 81.
[01/20/18 04:55:45] Vroomfondel [322/708] has challenged theemstra [29/757] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:44:57 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[01/20/18 10:14:10] Birdbones, Crazycatlady, and theemstra [56/2249] have team battled Asara, Dork_Knight, and Nistur [2295/2319] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 04:30:55] theemstra [606/757] has come upon Lemelisk [1121/1127] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:55:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/21/18 09:37:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 02:01:12 from level 81.
[01/21/18 18:33:45] SlowRiot, blizgerg, theemstra, and Iri have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/18 22:09:23] AbacusAvenger [203/861] has challenged theemstra [719/757] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:46:29 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[01/22/18 16:11:29] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:49 towards level 81.
[01/23/18 05:19:50] abra0 [740/983] has challenged theemstra [56/757] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:47:47 is removed from abra0's clock.
[01/23/18 08:48:31] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:10:20 from level 81.
[01/25/18 13:09:53] trashu [287/292] has challenged theemstra [281/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:53 is removed from trashu's clock.
[01/25/18 13:09:53] In the fierce battle, theemstra dropped their level 63 shield! trashu picks it up, tossing their old level 28 shield to theemstra.
[01/25/18 22:08:19] theemstra [88/719] has come upon WooDy [45/192] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:57:53 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/26/18 07:53:07] damyan, tmberg, and apiw [1335/2198] have team battled theemstra, Yuhno, and Sixbierehomme [1090/1977] and won! 0 days, 18:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 17:31:05] Globalirc, Realmy, and irix [336/2864] have team battled AbacusAvenger, tspange, and theemstra [1484/2351] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/18 00:29:42] theemstra [72/719] has come upon holloway [669/947] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:01:03 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/27/18 18:56:05] theemstra and exa have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 08:56:34] SirMonkeybox and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 12:55:29] kenyon, WereSquirrel, and rxcomm [2219/2280] have team battled codedeeply, seanmnaes, and theemstra [1563/1975] and won! 0 days, 04:04:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/18 20:21:18] theemstra [51/728] has challenged shandor [472/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:08:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/31/18 11:35:43] elbie and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 20:09:49] IdleMaster, ncarl747, and D.Va [2011/2157] have team battled theemstra, kier, and pants [706/2487] and won! 5 days, 22:22:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 07:21:47] idlerpgww and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/18 14:43:49] D.Va [495/551] has challenged theemstra [230/728] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:59:08 is removed from D.Va's clock.
[02/02/18 14:53:58] sloth [305/375] has challenged theemstra [386/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to sloth's clock.
[02/03/18 10:57:51] theemstra [26/728] has come upon zankore [812/858] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:40:18 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/03/18 16:54:35] theemstra [287/728] has come upon dax [339/632] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:36:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/04/18 00:22:12] Tenorman, shandor, and unicron [838/2415] have team battled hannesenator, theemstra, and Flonk [1020/2257] and lost! 3 days, 23:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/18 23:49:08] djm, theemstra, and Killerkid [574/2151] have team battled IndigoTiger, PiotrekD, and Euronur [426/2539] and won! 0 days, 09:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 00:11:49] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/18 02:28:13] theemstra, TauPan, and JensRex [351/2387] have team battled Tenorman, Sir_Lemming, and Atan [2369/2451] and lost! 1 day, 17:21:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/18 04:00:14] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:26 towards level 81.
[02/06/18 05:12:59] theemstra [152/728] has challenged Pici [1054/1133] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:45:44 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/06/18 14:16:06] TauPan [33/609] has challenged theemstra [627/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:07 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/06/18 15:55:41] double, RBecker, and theemstra [1981/2386] have team battled Flonk, mordac, and MJ94 [2034/2214] and lost! 2 days, 00:41:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/18 11:18:40] Bradicus, lightstalker, and D.Va [921/1635] have team battled canton7, theemstra, and zankore [523/2375] and won! 0 days, 05:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/18 12:21:10] theemstra [698/728] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [899/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:36:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/07/18 15:00:46] theemstra [61/728] has come upon lakwatsero [85/332] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:19:50 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/07/18 23:30:25] Khorne and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 09:14:17] Euronur, ToHellWithGA, and JuanMaestro [1808/2184] have team battled theemstra, elbie, and qbit [1174/2297] and won! 0 days, 19:26:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 01:05:21] theemstra, Lios, and PinkiePie [1603/2437] have team battled ncarl747, Sixbierehomme, and AbacusAvenger [1406/2376] and won! 0 days, 07:45:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 13:29:56] dax [618/636] has challenged theemstra [408/728] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from dax's clock.
[02/11/18 00:17:15] LordH, valdur55, and Beavis [2457/2960] have team battled theemstra, sunri5e, and D.Va [1237/1858] and won! 6 days, 00:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/18 21:13:18] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:20 towards level 81.
[02/13/18 04:55:08] theemstra, apiw, and Iri [1549/1863] have team battled Mateusz, Atan, and PiotrekD [239/2202] and won! 0 days, 12:59:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/18 21:24:22] ilbelkyr [326/723] has challenged theemstra [75/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:55:10 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/15/18 05:20:53] ohnx, crysys, and Mateusz [2387/2566] have team battled Sharky4, brendan, and theemstra [435/2522] and won! 1 day, 12:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/18 16:50:57] Mars, brycec, and Lemelisk [2634/2647] have team battled Luamil, nomatame, and theemstra [541/1515] and won! 1 day, 12:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/18 06:26:59] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:41 towards level 81.
[02/16/18 08:05:54] lightstalker [297/477] has challenged theemstra [99/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from lightstalker's clock.
[02/16/18 22:12:20] D.Va, dax, and Frogging101 [958/1887] have team battled J, Elgo, and theemstra [1254/1796] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/18 16:51:19] theemstra [374/728] has challenged dclaw123 [772/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:17:52 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/19/18 01:35:43] Nistur and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 07:17:44] theemstra [391/728] has come upon Barry [305/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:24 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/21/18 15:12:53] theemstra [342/728] has come upon Neo [247/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:07 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/21/18 18:25:41] theemstra [327/728] has challenged Agent86 [304/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:37:38 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[02/21/18 21:26:44] Gizmokid2005 [417/919] has challenged theemstra [351/728] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:26:37 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[02/25/18 12:54:02] simple [623/886] has challenged theemstra [202/728] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:17:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/25/18 14:24:34] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:00 from level 81.
[02/26/18 17:51:18] LukeLR [158/479] has challenged theemstra [325/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[02/27/18 18:52:13] kork, KeboDK, and theemstra [519/1902] have team battled pants, hoglahoo, and brendan [2463/2837] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/18 11:54:35] theemstra [90/730] has come upon pixelate [341/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to theemstra's clock.
[02/28/18 12:26:40] theemstra [195/734] has challenged SpikeX [649/832] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:35:21 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/02/18 06:28:34] theemstra [626/734] has challenged grooverider [349/1202] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:29:44 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/02/18 06:36:31] MrGlass, woonack, and Brainiac [237/1968] have team battled xayto, Bradicus, and theemstra [1126/2193] and lost! 4 days, 10:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 09:52:21] m4dc0w [59/95] has challenged theemstra [368/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to m4dc0w's clock.
[03/03/18 10:06:28] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:13:40 towards level 82.
[03/03/18 22:41:28] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:56:18 towards level 82.
[03/05/18 11:57:23] daemoneye [298/305] has challenged theemstra [708/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[03/05/18 23:56:54] theemstra [369/738] has challenged LukeLR [122/479] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:08:13 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/06/18 15:25:54] theemstra got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:11:07 from level 82.
[03/06/18 20:21:48] ohnx, theemstra, and bootdisk [2514/2639] have team battled Agent86, hoglahoo, and J [1460/1875] and won! 1 day, 19:34:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/18 10:20:57] bootdisk, theemstra, and Cypher100 [1022/1863] have team battled himuraken, Asara, and ncarl747 [2472/3029] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/18 04:21:47] theemstra [660/738] has challenged bl4ckscor3 [271/564] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:12:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/09/18 13:24:56] theemstra [703/738] has challenged Andries [97/777] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:16:41 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/09/18 21:20:15] theemstra, Atan, and robox [1810/2102] have team battled csssuf, IdleMaster, and Birdbones [2296/2519] and lost! 1 day, 19:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/18 07:44:39] elbie, IdleMaster, and Brainiac [293/2278] have team battled theemstra, jrosmith, and rxcomm [1012/2192] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/18 00:17:31] theemstra got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:06:02 from level 82.
[03/11/18 11:05:51] bebbet [21/239] has challenged theemstra [449/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/11/18 11:10:40] theemstra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:00 towards level 82.
[03/11/18 20:32:30] theemstra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:07:56 from level 82.
[03/12/18 08:35:54] theemstra lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:11:09 from level 82.
[03/12/18 18:50:41] SirMonkeybox [165/555] has challenged theemstra [112/738] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:17:40 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/12/18 22:52:03] theemstra [14/738] has challenged nomatame [109/467] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:52:24 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/15/18 02:43:04] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:49 towards level 82.
[03/15/18 05:12:11] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:15 towards level 82.
[03/17/18 16:24:34] acolarh, Hooloovoo, and Heisenberg [890/1380] have team battled theemstra, Pogor, and dwfreed [1111/1634] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/18 03:28:54] theemstra [202/738] has come upon hoglahoo [276/605] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:36:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/19/18 06:47:31] theemstra [25/738] has come upon Fluttershy [152/1058] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:24:49 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/19/18 07:44:51] sjefen6 [16/419] has challenged theemstra [269/738] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:13:41 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[03/19/18 11:54:57] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:12:25 towards level 82.
[03/20/18 02:24:00] theemstra, LegendaryQ, and Boohbah [1828/2046] have team battled Fluttershy, Sundance, and apiw [1653/2340] and won! 1 day, 05:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/18 13:55:14] theemstra [505/738] has challenged LordH [870/1071] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:25:41 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/20/18 17:20:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 9 days, 00:53:07 toward level 82.
[03/20/18 18:57:03] valdur55 [857/876] has challenged theemstra [116/738] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:55:11 is removed from valdur55's clock.
[03/21/18 08:44:36] niko [58/244] has challenged theemstra [513/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to niko's clock.
[03/21/18 16:31:36] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:16 towards level 82.
[03/22/18 08:19:44] theemstra [352/738] has come upon kenyon [1082/1254] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:04:02 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/22/18 14:13:38] theemstra [188/738] has come upon codedeeply [192/846] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:42:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/22/18 14:26:07] Andries and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 02:09:55] awgh, theemstra, and suterismus [1566/3005] have team battled exa, sasaniak, and JensRex [837/2731] and won! 2 days, 12:05:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/18 10:19:04] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:00 towards level 82.
[03/26/18 05:42:34] glorgamitch [579/935] has challenged theemstra [395/738] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:23:57 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[03/26/18 21:18:04] loomysh, KeboDK, and greekman [824/1779] have team battled suterismus, theemstra, and valdur55 [2579/3007] and lost! 0 days, 10:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/18 20:27:20] JensRex, Zaratustra, and Geela [1743/2436] have team battled theemstra, glorgamitch, and pixelate [1375/2176] and won! 0 days, 03:23:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/18 06:55:28] TimWolla [70/115] has challenged theemstra [80/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/29/18 15:21:21] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:14:55 from level 82.
[03/30/18 07:52:57] theemstra, Mirc0p, and KeboDK [2375/2384] have team battled Atan, Taffer, and kork [1343/1545] and won! 3 days, 03:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 16:15:57] grooverider, NRKist, and TauPan [1113/2218] have team battled bender, theemstra, and Misza [659/2761] and won! 0 days, 01:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 05:17:55] bl4ckscor3 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 12:54:13] theemstra [255/738] has come upon RBecker [589/787] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:43:22 is added to theemstra's clock.
[03/31/18 15:22:41] theemstra [297/738] has come upon Boohbah [209/843] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:40:55 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[03/31/18 19:26:43] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:31 towards level 82.
[04/01/18 16:54:16] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:23 towards level 82.
[04/02/18 04:12:29] theemstra [790/975] has come upon SN4T14 [409/778] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:01:22 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/03/18 05:49:54] qwerty [430/838] has challenged theemstra [133/975] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[04/04/18 10:00:45] theemstra [407/981] has challenged TimWolla [159/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:01:47 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/04/18 21:04:32] WallIdl [392/874] has challenged theemstra [852/981] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:49:11 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[04/05/18 10:27:34] Misza, AngryParsley, and Xenthys [1009/2754] have team battled theemstra, bl4ckscor3, and Pici [511/2691] and won! 4 days, 15:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 22:13:01] kenyon [240/1254] has challenged theemstra [798/981] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:35:21 is added to kenyon's clock.
[04/06/18 01:14:04] theemstra [584/981] has challenged robox [683/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:39 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/07/18 03:30:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 0 days, 03:12:40 toward level 82.
[04/07/18 06:51:17] theemstra [76/981] has challenged MadMan [929/1058] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/08/18 05:46:00] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:00:00 towards level 83.
[04/08/18 07:28:06] dindinx and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 04:08:00] seanmnaes [339/490] has challenged theemstra [38/981] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from seanmnaes's clock.
[04/09/18 13:22:45] Evrial, IndigoTiger, and soltys [1297/2328] have team battled xayto, theemstra, and Misza [54/2885] and won! 3 days, 13:50:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 02:44:50] KeboDK, zifnab06, and mordac [2207/2636] have team battled Fluttershy, theemstra, and borsin [1082/2759] and won! 3 days, 02:53:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/18 05:09:10] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:53:19 towards level 83.
[04/11/18 14:00:14] theemstra [449/981] has come upon simple [623/886] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:24:22 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/13/18 03:01:57] theemstra [175/981] has come upon holloway [850/930] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:03:09 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/13/18 15:29:36] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:17:39 towards level 83.
[04/14/18 08:50:47] Sundance and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 11:55:51] ohnx, JensRex, and sasaniak [1145/2756] have team battled double, theemstra, and Virtual [148/2489] and won! 0 days, 12:05:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/18 22:10:29] theemstra [319/981] has come upon damyan [546/904] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:18:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/16/18 00:59:42] mefmef [279/349] has challenged theemstra [870/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to mefmef's clock.
[04/16/18 16:10:07] Mars, rxcomm, and grindhold [5/1952] have team battled mefmef, allo, and theemstra [236/1791] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 19:36:37] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:05:23 towards level 83.
[04/17/18 02:06:41] cholby [0/4] has challenged theemstra [374/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to cholby's clock.
[04/17/18 03:46:12] Heisenberg [316/704] has challenged theemstra [962/981] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:46:26 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/18/18 10:56:08] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:16:00 towards level 83.
[04/18/18 14:57:45] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:48:14 towards level 83.
[04/18/18 23:41:10] theemstra [841/981] has come upon Ttech [1354/1709] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:13:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/19/18 04:08:58] theemstra died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:36:48 from level 83.
[04/20/18 02:13:43] pixelate [82/503] has come upon theemstra [454/981] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:53:46 is added to pixelate's clock.
[04/20/18 02:57:56] Lnk, MadHatter, and dindinx [2000/2267] have team battled theemstra, Yuhno, and vox [732/2768] and won! 3 days, 17:31:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/18 08:16:41] Agno [124/214] has challenged theemstra [963/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to Agno's clock.
[04/20/18 19:52:12] ToHellWithGA stole theemstra's level 60 tunic while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 43 tunic behind, which theemstra then takes.
[04/20/18 22:18:28] qwerty [503/860] has challenged theemstra [622/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:18:49 is added to qwerty's clock.
[04/20/18 22:58:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 20 days, 19:10:08 toward level 83.
[04/21/18 06:34:28] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:52 towards level 83.
[04/21/18 10:01:27] Agent86, astropoint, and simple [988/2106] have team battled theemstra, brendan, and WallIdl [527/3254] and won! 0 days, 16:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/18 19:44:32] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 03:54:12] TimWolla [212/340] has challenged theemstra [504/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[04/22/18 15:53:16] Nistur and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/18 23:03:02] wulk, theemstra, exa, and Murii have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/18 06:40:04] theemstra bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:03 towards level 83.
[04/24/18 04:17:11] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:46:38 towards level 83.
[04/24/18 14:14:47] theemstra [465/962] has come upon manish17xxx [535/811] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:24:59 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/24/18 20:52:36] theemstra [475/962] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [8/719] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:33:51 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/25/18 09:09:20] J and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/18 20:05:35] theemstra [706/962] has challenged csssuf [360/722] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:22:34 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/26/18 18:23:58] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:30:53 from level 83.
[04/27/18 21:55:27] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 02:23:50] theemstra [494/962] has come upon Atan [165/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:10 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[04/28/18 18:43:11] theemstra discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:02 towards level 83.
[04/29/18 02:37:03] Zaratustra and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 13:38:12] darkmage [650/1066] has challenged theemstra [808/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:59 is added to darkmage's clock.
[04/30/18 10:07:17] theemstra [128/962] has come upon canton7 [577/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:23 is added to theemstra's clock.
[04/30/18 17:09:29] theemstra [74/962] has challenged TauPan [590/646] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/01/18 07:37:38] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:21:48 towards level 84.
[05/01/18 15:20:49] theemstra [748/962] has come upon NRKist [216/392] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:20:45 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/02/18 17:10:48] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 00:07:19] theemstra, Lios, and WallIdl [2154/2646] have team battled Dork_Knight, HeavyPodda, and D.Va [1926/2371] and won! 6 days, 06:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 02:08:12] theemstra [705/962] has come upon qwerty [244/860] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:48:08 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/03/18 06:36:40] Clearcasting [118/417] has come upon theemstra [508/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:57 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[05/04/18 20:30:55] theemstra [478/962] has come upon rxcomm [741/1014] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:33:48 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/05/18 21:27:49] theemstra [631/962] has come upon bigjay [762/1307] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:12:30 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/07/18 03:43:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 09:15:18 from level 84.
[05/07/18 16:04:20] lluad [4/7] has challenged theemstra [571/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to lluad's clock.
[05/07/18 16:58:25] RBecker and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/18 02:58:13] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:04:22 towards level 84.
[05/10/18 22:10:13] theemstra [938/962] has come upon sunri5e [293/692] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:03:50 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/11/18 05:03:22] theemstra [556/962] has come upon astropoint [567/628] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:35:48 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/11/18 19:26:58] Evrial [285/602] has come upon theemstra [123/962] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:14:40 is removed from Evrial's clock.
[05/11/18 20:28:15] theemstra [814/962] has challenged niko [277/559] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:38:20 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/11/18 21:20:44] el [26/556] has come upon theemstra [161/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:07 is added to el's clock.
[05/12/18 05:52:06] theemstra [688/962] has come upon Luamil [418/502] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:26:02 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/13/18 07:48:42] SlowRiot and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/18 00:25:44] dxtr [224/323] has challenged theemstra [518/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to dxtr's clock.
[05/14/18 23:18:59] allo, Bob, and Sharky4 [286/1667] have team battled canton7, adamchainz, and theemstra [546/2388] and lost! 0 days, 10:36:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/18 03:44:14] J, theemstra, and shymega [1434/2250] have team battled basepi, Mateusz, and Lnk [1310/2470] and won! 5 days, 00:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/18 09:07:35] Cypher [76/1029] has challenged theemstra [637/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:57 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/16/18 19:37:32] theemstra, Agent86, and zid [207/2613] have team battled Boohbah, sigmg, and Sharky4 [1051/1813] and lost! 2 days, 12:39:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/18 19:56:32] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:49:23 from level 84.
[05/17/18 21:56:17] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:03:56 towards level 84.
[05/19/18 02:31:42] theemstra [833/962] has challenged Yuhno [496/643] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:31:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/19/18 10:22:18] Gizmokid2005, Bob, and theemstra [297/2681] have team battled niko, Psilocybe, and sedition [1327/1613] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/18 08:29:41] Majak and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 13:04:21] theemstra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:05 towards level 84.
[05/20/18 14:01:02] theemstra [782/962] has come upon Ttech [203/1716] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:57:38 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/21/18 05:41:49] theemstra [492/962] has come upon Leetistan [39/437] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:39:40 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[05/21/18 16:16:27] Maruiki [7/14] has challenged theemstra [202/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Maruiki's clock.
[05/21/18 18:04:31] theemstra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:45 from level 84.
[05/22/18 14:32:26] MJ94, theemstra, and codedeeply [1695/2454] have team battled lipek, vegadark, and sedition [2028/2174] and lost! 2 days, 02:45:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/18 14:58:42] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:18 towards level 84.
[05/28/18 16:27:00] dindinx, m0shbear, and JensRex [1402/2675] have team battled idlerpgww, theemstra, and k [108/1713] and won! 3 days, 00:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 00:08:18] theemstra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:42:06 from level 84.
[05/30/18 08:03:45] Roxana stole theemstra's level 399 weapon while they were sleeping! Roxana leaves their old level 235 weapon behind, which theemstra then takes.
[05/30/18 11:50:48] theemstra [278/782] has come upon freeboson [380/949] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:07:09 is added to theemstra's clock.
[05/31/18 08:02:53] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:46 towards level 84.
[05/31/18 10:53:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 5 days, 15:41:09 toward level 84.
[06/04/18 03:37:12] sjefen6 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/18 03:37:21] theemstra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:50 from level 84.
[06/04/18 13:29:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 4 days, 22:44:44 toward level 84.
[06/04/18 23:47:42] Arland [24/34] has challenged theemstra [22/782] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:39 is removed from Arland's clock.
[06/05/18 05:04:33] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:04 towards level 84.
[06/05/18 15:48:31] theemstra [409/782] has come upon adamchainz [357/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/05/18 22:15:49] Syloq, Crazycatlady, and astropoint [311/1655] have team battled Evrial, dwfreed, and theemstra [1713/1834] and lost! 1 day, 11:59:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/18 09:24:04] theemstra [705/796] has challenged MetaNova [835/970] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:28:49 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/06/18 17:16:10] Heisenberg, ohnx, Sharky4, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/18 11:18:37] KeboDK and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/18 03:47:13] bigjay and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/18 18:56:13] speedmann, womblecat, and elbie [1716/2016] have team battled Elgo, ilbelkyr, and theemstra [1209/2149] and won! 0 days, 14:32:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/18 23:56:52] mefmef, moveax, vegadark, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/18 03:34:55] idlerpgww and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 07:30:53] theemstra, Syloq, and allo [1066/1734] have team battled vrillusions, grooverider, and Iri [928/3156] and won! 1 day, 15:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/18 20:38:53] theemstra [126/796] has challenged SirMonkeybox [410/552] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:31:17 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/14/18 18:45:31] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:16 towards level 85.
[06/14/18 22:20:33] nickware, sjefen6, vegadark, and theemstra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/18 22:21:21] theemstra [344/796] has come upon nickware [237/650] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:46:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[06/15/18 00:11:39] theemstra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:01:38 towards level 85.
[06/15/18 17:59:41] theemstra grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:02:05 towards level 85.
[06/16/18 01:48:05] theemstra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:27:05 from level 85.
[06/16/18 17:33:22] crysys [214/697] has challenged theemstra [337/796] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:26:07 is added to crysys's clock.
[06/17/18 02:31:29] Zaratustra and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/18 08:37:59] max and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/18 22:49:24] holloway, hoglahoo, and CornFly [326/2864] have team battled pants, Psilocybe, and theemstra [2350/2421] and lost! 1 day, 09:42:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/18 23:38:41] theemstra [184/796] has come upon borsin [329/451] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:29:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/19/18 05:26:21] theemstra [655/796] has come upon valdur55 [806/894] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:55:25 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/19/18 06:59:43] theemstra [41/796] has come upon codedeeply [229/855] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:30:47 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/19/18 16:29:47] manish17xxx, awgh, and dindinx [238/2786] have team battled freeboson, pixelate, and theemstra [1747/2261] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/18 02:56:19] Nofew and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/18 14:22:30] theemstra [235/796] has come upon dindinx [513/898] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:48:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/21/18 19:51:14] Sundance and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 01:37:52] theemstra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:28 towards level 85.
[06/22/18 05:03:43] djm and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 23:47:41] csc2ya, theemstra, and borsin [1452/1623] have team battled Khorne, woonack, and IndigoTiger [2281/2682] and lost! 0 days, 07:56:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/18 04:28:15] theemstra [241/796] has come upon sunri5e [347/867] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:39:20 is added to theemstra's clock.
[06/27/18 15:22:10] brendan [1286/1423] has challenged theemstra [62/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:22:02 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/28/18 11:17:19] djm and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 14:50:06] dindinx and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 17:31:24] Andries [121/763] has challenged theemstra [187/796] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:55:24 is added to Andries's clock.
[06/29/18 10:03:04] canton7 and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/18 15:09:43] allo, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [778/2173] have team battled crysys, woonack, and theemstra [1195/1997] and lost! 1 day, 13:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 02:01:43] canton7, Nofew, and grooverider [3067/3323] have team battled vegadark, RBecker, and theemstra [1531/2216] and won! 1 day, 12:31:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/18 05:57:53] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:47 towards level 85.
[07/01/18 12:54:48] theemstra [305/796] has challenged aismallard [470/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:13:04 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/02/18 15:01:39] theemstra and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/18 17:45:22] brendan [623/1458] has challenged theemstra [676/796] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:41:02 is added to brendan's clock.
[07/04/18 02:04:11] Andries and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 04:39:19] theemstra [281/796] has come upon borsin [18/473] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:30:19 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/04/18 09:27:00] theemstra [76/796] has come upon kier [24/878] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:16:46 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/06/18 02:21:19] gildarts and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 03:33:41] apiw [519/729] has challenged theemstra [632/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:43:37 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/06/18 08:23:30] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:33 towards level 85.
[07/06/18 20:24:53] theemstra [39/796] has come upon alephnull [303/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:55:08 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/07/18 16:37:25] theemstra [80/796] has come upon dclaw123 [965/1026] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:40:10 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/07/18 17:18:01] Zaratustra and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/18 23:41:55] crysys, PinkiePie, and Psilocybe [1750/2314] have team battled theemstra, sbp, and Mateusz [428/2323] and won! 3 days, 00:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/18 11:29:02] theemstra [194/796] has come upon alephnull [457/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:04:31 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/08/18 11:42:28] theemstra [572/796] has come upon Asara [934/1286] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:14:06 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/08/18 19:07:32] TheDeadlyDandy [24/279] has challenged theemstra [730/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to TheDeadlyDandy's clock.
[07/09/18 17:36:24] theemstra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:51:58 from level 85.
[07/10/18 10:13:46] theemstra, Flonk, and kork [1536/1891] have team battled csc2ya, khmerboy, and Crazycatlady [1160/1449] and won! 1 day, 10:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 02:52:06] Lnk, Psilocybe, and theemstra [2110/2375] have team battled Zaratustra, rxcomm, and mwhahaha [1088/3042] and won! 1 day, 16:25:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 04:12:48] theemstra [366/796] has come upon pfoley [66/642] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:21:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/14/18 10:42:57] theemstra [375/796] has challenged Flonk [588/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:29 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/14/18 12:52:22] bigjay and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/18 22:52:41] theemstra [381/796] has come upon sasaniak [578/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:09:34 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/14/18 23:19:53] theemstra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:06 towards level 85.
[07/16/18 19:15:43] theemstra [546/796] has come upon Andries [159/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/16/18 22:37:48] theemstra, khmerboy, and IndigoTiger [222/2454] have team battled Globalirc, manish17xxx, and pixelate [890/2257] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/18 07:06:29] theemstra [107/796] has challenged nickware [433/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:06 is added to theemstra's clock.
[07/18/18 06:14:39] mordac [1049/1118] has challenged theemstra [472/796] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:19:21 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/18/18 16:18:01] theemstra found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:10 towards level 85.
[07/19/18 08:01:01] theemstra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:41 towards level 85.
[07/19/18 08:50:03] theemstra [615/796] has challenged PiotrekD [280/677] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:57:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/20/18 01:45:40] theemstra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:55:25 towards level 86.
[07/21/18 10:36:16] theemstra [648/796] has come upon AngryParsley [609/925] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:53:25 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/22/18 00:45:43] el [307/908] has challenged theemstra [259/796] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:18:58 is removed from el's clock.
[07/22/18 11:22:15] theemstra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:54:10 from level 86.
[07/23/18 17:56:05] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:30 towards level 86.
[07/24/18 00:01:43] Yuhno and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 00:01:58] kier [783/878] has challenged theemstra [668/796] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:35:55 is removed from kier's clock.
[07/24/18 02:02:42] vegadark [103/596] has challenged theemstra [494/796] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:09:19 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/24/18 19:08:31] theemstra [685/796] has challenged LukeLR [646/674] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:29:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/27/18 08:16:36] theemstra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:51:13 towards level 86.
[07/28/18 11:41:13] theemstra [538/796] has come upon wulk [237/487] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:39:09 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[07/28/18 22:45:39] Syloq, zid, grooverider, and theemstra have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/18 12:45:05] theemstra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:18:44 towards level 86.
[07/30/18 04:55:07] Nistur and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/18 12:02:11] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:39 towards level 86.
[07/30/18 21:30:07] borsin and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 22:04:08] Nistur and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 10:02:49] theemstra [577/796] has come upon eva42 [429/1294] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:23:45 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/03/18 01:08:30] theemstra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:59 towards level 86.
[08/03/18 10:04:43] theemstra [784/796] has come upon max [92/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:12:19 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/04/18 04:21:39] uhmmm [490/887] has challenged theemstra [720/796] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:22:45 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/04/18 14:57:05] Tor [823/1079] has challenged theemstra [305/796] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:49:00 is removed from Tor's clock.
[08/05/18 15:57:00] theemstra invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:14 towards level 86.
[08/08/18 14:19:26] theemstra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:39:40 from level 86.
[08/08/18 20:10:34] HellSpawn [1/229] has challenged theemstra [679/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/09/18 08:06:38] seanmnaes [209/1081] has challenged theemstra [399/796] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:50:00 is added to seanmnaes's clock.
[08/09/18 16:09:28] theemstra [259/796] has challenged tmberg [109/1015] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:17:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/09/18 19:14:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:55:25 from level 86.
[08/10/18 07:41:00] basepi, waffles, and Tenorman [2364/2372] have team battled theemstra, manish17xxx, and khmerboy [1232/2031] and won! 0 days, 07:31:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 14:25:27] theemstra [454/796] has come upon damyan [722/918] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:29:56 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/10/18 17:44:15] Majak [436/465] has challenged theemstra [614/796] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:02:38 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/10/18 18:58:40] theemstra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:06 towards level 86.
[08/10/18 22:20:18] theemstra [127/796] has challenged Nistur [310/484] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:51:42 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/11/18 23:12:38] takekuma94 [0/1] has challenged theemstra [740/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to takekuma94's clock.
[08/12/18 11:19:20] theemstra bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:34:43 from level 86.
[08/12/18 15:35:14] theemstra [212/796] has challenged csc2ya [311/410] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:01:37 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/14/18 08:50:12] theemstra [170/796] has challenged mwhahaha [368/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:53:15 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/14/18 21:47:02] khmerboy, TauPan, and dindinx [1114/1688] have team battled useless, M144, and theemstra [70/2015] and won! 2 days, 01:28:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 07:36:44] elbie, Ttech, theemstra, and Killerkid have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/15/18 08:49:02] theemstra broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:26:47 from level 86.
[08/15/18 23:20:29] theemstra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:48 towards level 86.
[08/16/18 02:28:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed theemstra with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 16:08:18 from level 86.
[08/16/18 06:21:46] theemstra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:56 towards level 86.
[08/17/18 00:42:16] Syloq, Pici, and theemstra [2260/2374] have team battled dwfreed, bootdisk, and pfoley [1019/2074] and won! 4 days, 01:16:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 01:14:04] Crazycatlady and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 05:49:13] theemstra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:28 towards level 86.
[08/18/18 04:54:51] theemstra misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:46:39 from level 86.
[08/18/18 12:21:58] Khorne and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/18 05:48:14] theemstra [420/796] has come upon elbie [99/713] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:20:16 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/19/18 23:35:32] theemstra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:12 towards level 86.
[08/20/18 05:26:31] valdur55 [698/882] has challenged theemstra [705/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:55:04 is added to valdur55's clock.
[08/21/18 08:46:14] gildarts and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 14:39:19] theemstra [721/796] has challenged Pici [600/1076] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:35:27 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[08/22/18 23:08:32] Herb_Tarlek, Heisenberg, and theemstra [1979/2327] have team battled Mateusz, mordac, and dwfreed [288/2580] and won! 0 days, 21:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/18 10:49:34] theemstra [41/796] has come upon pfoley [520/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:07:51 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/23/18 14:28:54] el [256/917] has challenged theemstra [16/796] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:56:58 is removed from el's clock.
[08/25/18 00:52:53] theemstra, Tor, and HeavyPodda [1443/2870] have team battled kenyon, mwhahaha, and soltys [2192/2640] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/18 05:50:01] sjefen6 [713/778] has challenged theemstra [309/796] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:00:53 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/27/18 12:06:58] Iri [325/572] has challenged theemstra [385/796] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:53:32 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/30/18 13:31:38] theemstra [311/796] has challenged waffles [345/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:10:14 is added to theemstra's clock.
[08/30/18 18:24:37] Iri [354/572] has come upon theemstra [533/796] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:51:09 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/30/18 20:16:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried theemstra 2 days, 18:20:07 toward level 86.
[09/01/18 04:07:24] MetaNova and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/18 14:49:29] Herb_Tarlek [498/865] has challenged theemstra [670/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:22 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/02/18 22:58:29] theemstra [295/796] has come upon petrichor [9/1215] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:35 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/03/18 10:28:57] theemstra learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:41 towards level 86.
[09/03/18 20:41:47] theemstra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:00 towards level 86.
[09/04/18 00:27:40] theemstra [457/796] has challenged ToHellWithGA [681/935] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:42:46 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/05/18 03:16:58] sunri5e [897/910] has challenged theemstra [337/796] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:40:48 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[09/05/18 17:21:33] acolarh [460/685] has challenged theemstra [646/796] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:38:08 is added to acolarh's clock.
[09/06/18 05:25:39] theemstra, damyan, and crysys [2027/2447] have team battled MrGlass, Atan, and Eldoreth [999/2339] and won! 0 days, 15:35:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/18 02:29:58] theemstra [751/796] has come upon vox [438/1179] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 21:11:06 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/07/18 16:36:48] theemstra [401/796] has challenged D.Va [160/785] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:37:28 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/08/18 08:15:48] theemstra [620/796] has come upon m0shbear [88/740] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:06:17 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[09/08/18 21:01:12] theemstra [39/796] has come upon pfoley [366/629] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:28:19 is added to theemstra's clock.
[09/09/18 02:24:02] theemstra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:44:47 from level 87.
[09/09/18 08:37:27] theemstra was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:15:28 from level 87.
[09/09/18 19:29:18] theemstra was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:24:11 towards level 87.
[09/10/18 04:56:29] kenyon [1077/1353] has challenged theemstra [297/796] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:13:13 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/11/18 00:51:33] donpdonp [182/239] has challenged theemstra [581/796] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:30 is added to donpdonp's clock.
[09/11/18 17:25:24] theemstra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:20:28 towards level 87.
[10/06/18 13:33:29] theemstra [791/796] has challenged JensRex [442/1081] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:56:26 is removed from theemstra's clock.