Player Info

User: uhmmm
Class: mirror
Admin?: No
Level: 64
Next level: 26 days, 23:07:35
Status: Offline
Host: mmmhu!~mmmhu@host183-60-static.27-87-b.business.telecomitalia.it
Account Created: Sat Mar 12 12:02:06 2016
Last login: Mon Jul 30 08:17:18 2018
Total time idled: 391 days, 05:25:41
Current position: [35,276]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 45
boots: 258 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 31
gloves: 63
helm: 58 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 70
ring: 64 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 34
tunic: 88 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 176 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 887

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: 5 days, 06:30:24
quest: 7 days, 13:05:11
quit: 30 days, 11:51:11

total: 43 days, 07:26:46

Character Modifiers

[03/12/16 13:23:44] uhmmm [0/3] has challenged RBecker [445/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/12/16 13:54:01] uhmmm [10/13] has challenged Meta [458/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/12/16 15:59:59] uhmmm [20/38] has challenged JensRex [270/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/12/16 19:20:11] eva42 [120/1106] has come upon uhmmm [65/71] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:29:20 is removed from eva42's clock.
[03/13/16 09:21:16] uhmmm [43/126] has challenged Brom [574/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/13/16 12:54:54] uhmmm [78/154] has challenged dindinx [391/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/14/16 02:28:49] uhmmm [20/159] has challenged Tratos [183/302] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/14/16 08:45:49] uhmmm [84/159] has challenged Mirc0p [432/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/14/16 16:03:09] uhmmm [168/193] has challenged Cypher [303/956] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/14/16 20:09:59] uhmmm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:44 from level 27.
[03/15/16 00:58:26] uhmmm [143/193] has challenged sasaniak [470/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/15/16 11:08:56] uhmmm [21/197] has challenged pants [81/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/15/16 12:42:33] tspange [518/734] has challenged uhmmm [116/197] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:29 is removed from tspange's clock.
[03/15/16 13:05:37] Ladon [600/856] has challenged uhmmm [152/197] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:10:11 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[03/15/16 19:52:29] gabriel [15/216] has challenged uhmmm [104/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to gabriel's clock.
[03/15/16 22:50:45] uhmmm [115/210] has challenged Ironhoof [381/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/16/16 12:02:38] uhmmm [90/210] has challenged roy [458/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/16/16 21:17:15] SpaceKookie [241/396] has challenged uhmmm [103/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:56:19 is removed from SpaceKookie's clock.
[03/16/16 22:19:51] Tzic [359/443] has challenged uhmmm [147/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[03/17/16 01:21:48] uhmmm reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! uhmmm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/16 03:07:43] uhmmm [73/212] has come upon MetaNova [52/500] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:25 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[03/17/16 03:23:16] uhmmm [199/219] has challenged Evrial [574/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/17/16 23:44:19] uhmmm [12/309] has challenged FakeWizard [256/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/21/16 05:41:15] gabriel [724/775] has challenged uhmmm [160/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from gabriel's clock.
[03/21/16 07:57:50] uhmmm, Nofew, and suterismus [1774/2436] have team battled m0shbear, zid, and Evrial [1768/2050] and won! 0 days, 02:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/16 16:12:13] uhmmm [116/310] has challenged unicron [498/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/22/16 16:38:18] uhmmm [55/329] has challenged theemstra [420/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/23/16 11:34:35] Tenorman [539/801] has come upon uhmmm [297/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:58:16 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/23/16 18:00:02] himuraken [45/431] has come upon uhmmm [35/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:00 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[03/23/16 20:37:05] uhmmm [314/338] has challenged Frogging101 [469/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/24/16 15:23:16] Crysters [113/398] has challenged uhmmm [232/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:08:52 is added to Crysters's clock.
[03/25/16 06:11:33] uhmmm [263/338] has challenged JensRex [303/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/31/16 04:32:50] Tzic [459/502] has challenged uhmmm [200/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[03/31/16 11:27:00] uhmmm [101/344] has challenged theZoMBiE [404/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/31/16 19:29:37] uhmmm misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:48 from level 38.
[04/02/16 07:29:00] uhmmm met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:05 from level 38.
[04/02/16 08:58:03] uhmmm [101/371] has challenged TauPan [36/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/02/16 12:20:16] noice [150/223] has challenged uhmmm [76/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from noice's clock.
[04/02/16 18:48:55] sloth [15/115] has challenged uhmmm [335/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to sloth's clock.
[04/03/16 23:06:00] uhmmm [245/372] has challenged damyan [356/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/05/16 15:39:59] uhmmm [308/372] has come upon MadHatter [89/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:52 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/05/16 19:47:30] ElectRo, Brom, and uhmmm [1302/2079] have team battled bootdisk, MollyMalone, and fraq [1154/1816] and won! 0 days, 02:28:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 02:10:04] Andries [144/529] has challenged uhmmm [212/372] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:52:34 is added to Andries's clock.
[04/06/16 05:41:50] uhmmm [301/375] has challenged Ironhoof [106/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/06/16 05:41:50] uhmmm has dealt Ironhoof a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:53:18 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/06/16 09:42:11] LordH, pants, and jay [683/1815] have team battled identd, AngryParsley, and uhmmm [478/1948] and won! 0 days, 00:05:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 16:45:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 1 day, 04:07:14 toward level 41.
[04/06/16 22:32:23] uhmmm [327/375] has come upon Ladon [169/856] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:05 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/07/16 07:33:38] uhmmm [146/380] has challenged DesertStorm [68/602] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/09/16 23:20:29] uhmmm [334/408] has challenged lipek [278/1201] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/11/16 05:33:15] aucg [39/706] has challenged uhmmm [395/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:13:15 is added to aucg's clock.
[04/11/16 19:09:31] Oooooog [152/480] has come upon uhmmm [13/408] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:35:53 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[04/12/16 20:53:54] uhmmm [251/410] has challenged JensRex [231/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/16/16 14:56:02] uhmmm [169/410] has come upon magnetik [114/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:11:53 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/17/16 04:31:24] uhmmm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:06 from level 44.
[04/19/16 00:24:11] uhmmm [170/410] has challenged grooverider [217/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/20/16 07:25:29] uhmmm [291/410] has come upon Majak [373/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:55:58 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/22/16 20:29:03] jenksy, Simie, and uhmmm [702/1940] have team battled MetaNova, vrillusions, and theemstra [1527/1996] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/16 06:20:37] Hypatia [19/33] has challenged uhmmm [219/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Hypatia's clock.
[04/23/16 09:41:48] Pokota [116/369] has challenged uhmmm [365/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Pokota's clock.
[04/24/16 07:12:07] Simie [763/819] has come upon uhmmm [332/410] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:57:16 is removed from Simie's clock.
[04/24/16 09:58:27] uhmmm left his weapon out in the rain to rust! uhmmm's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/16 07:36:03] uhmmm [56/436] has challenged Asara [611/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/25/16 12:00:10] hannesenator, PinkiePie, and Firien [584/2008] have team battled uhmmm, PBabebu, and bheesham [973/1132] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 03:50:46] uhmmm [280/436] has come upon Samus [66/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:11:31 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/27/16 13:57:26] gipyelrah [1031/1039] has challenged uhmmm [420/436] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:43:01 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[04/27/16 17:42:57] uhmmm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:54 towards level 46.
[04/27/16 22:58:40] uhmmm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:08 towards level 46.
[04/28/16 14:41:38] uhmmm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:02 towards level 46.
[04/28/16 15:50:28] uhmmm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:39 towards level 46.
[04/30/16 11:25:36] uhmmm [308/436] has come upon Cypher [808/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:11 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/30/16 14:34:36] uhmmm [5/436] has challenged basepi [396/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/30/16 18:11:00] uhmmm [126/436] has come upon Misza [31/990] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:45:04 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[05/01/16 04:43:05] uhmmm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:59 towards level 47.
[05/01/16 18:32:15] uhmmm [376/436] has come upon Hundikutsikas [127/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:40:15 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[05/06/16 06:22:05] uhmmm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:45 towards level 47.
[05/07/16 18:01:29] uhmmm [203/436] has come upon desspugne [698/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:10 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/07/16 18:31:58] soltys [5/603] has challenged uhmmm [81/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:02 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/08/16 09:30:44] MadMan [248/622] has come upon uhmmm [363/436] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:04:39 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/10/16 09:49:35] uhmmm [209/436] has challenged IdleMaster [450/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/12/16 05:16:09] lipek [120/1201] has challenged uhmmm [201/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:39 is added to lipek's clock.
[05/12/16 11:38:51] uhmmm [122/436] has come upon Unikitty [819/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:01:40 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/19/16 04:40:26] ville, uhmmm, and rharwood [712/1705] have team battled keeper_c, Boohbah, and gipyelrah [1693/2911] and lost! 0 days, 05:48:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/16 16:12:27] uhmmm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:02 towards level 48.
[05/21/16 19:36:49] uhmmm [359/436] has come upon Fluttershy [656/1062] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:05 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/21/16 22:08:50] uhmmm [53/436] has come upon Xyrael [204/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:54:00 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/22/16 17:09:41] jwon [116/499] has challenged uhmmm [205/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to jwon's clock.
[05/22/16 20:48:17] uhmmm [126/436] has come upon Pithlit [69/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:24:32 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[05/23/16 03:09:53] cirdan [505/781] has come upon uhmmm [144/436] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:37:37 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[06/02/16 17:06:51] Doctor [440/1007] has come upon uhmmm [184/436] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:55:33 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[06/03/16 09:07:04] uhmmm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:47 towards level 48.
[06/03/16 20:34:09] uhmmm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:41 towards level 48.
[06/03/16 23:19:32] uhmmm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:49 towards level 48.
[06/04/16 03:40:38] uhmmm [388/436] has challenged droogie [657/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/05/16 09:31:51] uhmmm [348/436] has challenged Scar3cr0w [236/872] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:41:33 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[06/05/16 16:34:26] uhmmm [277/436] has challenged strugart [46/869] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:10:55 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[06/06/16 02:22:27] uhmmm broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:16:04 from level 49.
[06/06/16 09:15:41] dax, mwhahaha, and uhmmm [1194/1424] have team battled Doctor, pico, and soltys [1612/2023] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 12:56:07] uhmmm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:17 towards level 49.
[06/06/16 18:47:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 3 days, 11:27:21 toward level 49.
[06/07/16 07:08:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 0 days, 12:15:36 toward level 49.
[06/07/16 14:59:15] uhmmm [86/436] has challenged fattrat [159/605] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/07/16 18:02:13] Simie, oooooooooooooooo, and tehdude [186/1648] have team battled Majak, uhmmm, and Sir_Lemming [165/1446] and won! 0 days, 02:44:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 23:49:56] theZoMBiE, Regnor, and uhmmm [1426/1801] have team battled brendan, SynthesizerPatel, and OverCoder [13/2045] and won! 2 days, 03:33:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 12:21:50] dclaw123 [19/300] has challenged uhmmm [75/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[06/19/16 21:55:06] uhmmm [91/436] has challenged prime [497/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:16:05 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/19/16 22:55:28] uhmmm [274/436] has challenged VoidFox [384/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:34:40 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/30/16 05:23:07] hannesenator [652/817] has challenged uhmmm [273/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:44 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[06/30/16 08:52:15] spillere, SarahD, and Cenhinen [1468/1794] have team battled Tenorman, Brom, and uhmmm [1778/1837] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/16 09:05:41] uhmmm [72/441] has come upon Brainiac [193/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:19 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/05/16 18:04:14] uhmmm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:11 from level 50.
[07/05/16 21:10:32] dax, Bvarne, and uhmmm [1328/1644] have team battled theemstra, torg, and SlowRiot [772/2097] and won! 0 days, 21:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/17 10:48:00] GilbertErik [142/655] has come upon uhmmm [326/441] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:52:56 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/25/17 23:17:11] uhmmm [330/441] has challenged lipek [880/1188] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/29/17 16:21:02] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:04 towards level 51.
[04/29/17 19:25:08] Avocet [193/386] has come upon uhmmm [186/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:06 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[04/29/17 21:50:29] Cypher [250/1049] has come upon uhmmm [184/441] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:35:08 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[04/30/17 03:41:11] osannatas [198/614] has come upon uhmmm [64/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:19:07 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[04/30/17 06:20:37] osannatas [208/614] has come upon uhmmm [134/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:40:53 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[04/30/17 21:33:03] Lios [519/818] has challenged uhmmm [136/441] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:18:15 is removed from Lios's clock.
[05/01/17 17:05:54] uhmmm lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:33 from level 51.
[05/01/17 20:13:59] Woona [709/875] has come upon uhmmm [309/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:48:05 is removed from Woona's clock.
[05/02/17 08:19:22] ShaftStrokaen [209/240] has challenged uhmmm [149/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from ShaftStrokaen's clock.
[05/04/17 15:16:37] uhmmm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:14:59 from level 51.
[05/28/17 10:47:47] Opie [765/773] has challenged uhmmm [55/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:25 is removed from Opie's clock.
[05/28/17 16:44:47] uhmmm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! uhmmm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/17 07:13:40] uhmmm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:52 towards level 51.
[05/31/17 15:21:46] Cypher [67/1018] has come upon uhmmm [110/431] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:42:01 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/31/17 15:23:43] uhmmm, Sixbierehomme, NoodleCake, and SudoKing have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/17 07:07:46] Avocet [102/576] has come upon uhmmm [312/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:30:25 is added to Avocet's clock.
[06/01/17 12:18:57] uhmmm, Xenthys, and Virtual [480/1767] have team battled sjums_the_great, sbp, and glorgamitch [227/1553] and won! 0 days, 05:47:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/17 11:29:37] uhmmm [547/621] has challenged keepermurf [607/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/02/17 17:20:02] elbie [53/793] has challenged uhmmm [238/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to elbie's clock.
[06/05/17 09:04:02] uhmmm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:34 from level 52.
[06/05/17 09:27:42] Satoshi [518/765] has challenged uhmmm [216/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[06/05/17 23:15:40] uhmmm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:17 towards level 52.
[06/06/17 11:31:52] uhmmm [197/621] has challenged MrGlass [438/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:44:44 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/07/17 18:53:24] ruan [152/522] has come upon uhmmm [127/621] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:48:10 is removed from ruan's clock.
[06/07/17 22:09:52] RBecker [521/783] has come upon uhmmm [189/621] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:26:18 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[06/09/17 00:52:12] uhmmm [573/621] has challenged chadi [325/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:53 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[06/09/17 11:55:18] X-Ray, CornFly, and alexj [136/1816] have team battled Opie, Agent86, and uhmmm [1478/2036] and lost! 0 days, 11:19:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/17 03:07:59] uhmmm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:28 from level 52.
[06/11/17 06:27:00] Lnk, neurospex, and uhmmm [462/2354] have team battled bl4ckscor3, Lios, and himuraken [1247/2253] and lost! 1 day, 10:40:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/17 05:02:30] ruan [305/522] has come upon uhmmm [93/621] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:03:22 is removed from ruan's clock.
[06/12/17 06:31:30] osannatas [450/621] has challenged uhmmm [163/621] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[06/13/17 00:37:06] uhmmm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:31 towards level 52.
[06/13/17 05:07:33] SchrodingersScat [327/849] has challenged uhmmm [443/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:24 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[06/14/17 02:24:38] dodobrain, uhmmm, and Adar [1587/2069] have team battled sbp, JuanMaestro, and abra0 [752/2191] and won! 1 day, 02:21:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 08:18:58] uhmmm, m0shbear, MJ94, and osannatas have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/17 23:34:33] Misza [297/902] has come upon uhmmm [110/621] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:36:15 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/15/17 03:23:17] uhmmm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:36 towards level 52.
[06/17/17 04:37:08] uhmmm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:32 towards level 52.
[06/17/17 08:57:45] uhmmm [550/621] has challenged ohnx [188/822] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[06/17/17 10:57:30] MadHatter, eva42, and Avon [1247/2999] have team battled sigmg, theemstra, and uhmmm [1207/1840] and won! 0 days, 14:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 11:40:50] pfoley, uhmmm, and yano [229/1701] have team battled shymega, Eldoreth, and glorgamitch [1174/1927] and lost! 1 day, 10:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/17 13:44:26] pfoley, uhmmm, Agent86, and tspange have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/17 16:39:45] uhmmm was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:34 from level 53.
[06/20/17 06:44:47] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:32 towards level 53.
[06/20/17 23:01:25] uhmmm, Torgeir, idlerpgww, and blizgerg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/17 11:57:48] PiotrekD, brendan, and pfoley [196/2689] have team battled uhmmm, unicron, and Brady [344/1904] and lost! 1 day, 14:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/17 22:28:23] uhmmm [21/621] has challenged simple [850/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:07:29 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/28/17 23:43:19] uhmmm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:26 towards level 53.
[06/29/17 06:29:39] uhmmm [365/621] has challenged Zye [641/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:06 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/29/17 09:09:44] Zaratustra, uhmmm, and Woona [984/2726] have team battled Xethron, dan, and Mordraan [390/1532] and won! 1 day, 00:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 17:24:02] mordac, brendan, and dindinx [2494/2778] have team battled bigjay, uhmmm, and Mirc0p [1244/2261] and won! 2 days, 00:33:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 08:38:28] Doctor [597/966] has come upon uhmmm [501/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:05:38 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[07/01/17 10:21:04] uhmmm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:49 towards level 53.
[07/02/17 02:21:48] jessy08 [27/122] has challenged uhmmm [576/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to jessy08's clock.
[07/02/17 22:50:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed uhmmm with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:18:26 from level 53.
[07/03/17 01:45:06] uhmmm [512/621] has challenged MJ94 [73/908] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:27 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[07/03/17 18:43:03] uhmmm [354/621] has challenged Fluttershy [552/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/04/17 20:51:51] J [400/506] has challenged uhmmm [127/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:03:24 is removed from J's clock.
[07/05/17 17:40:12] nickware, Skyie, and bigjay [791/2235] have team battled Gatewayy, uhmmm, and elf [1845/2320] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 10:39:36] shymega [284/554] has come upon uhmmm [232/623] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:52:09 is removed from shymega's clock.
[07/08/17 20:34:26] KingQuackers [443/496] has come upon uhmmm [612/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:16 is added to KingQuackers's clock.
[07/09/17 16:13:29] uhmmm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:57:28 from level 54.
[07/09/17 22:09:02] uhmmm bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:50 towards level 54.
[07/11/17 04:15:56] uhmmm [217/623] has challenged lipek [1133/1188] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:44:01 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/11/17 17:47:42] Bl4ckC0r3 [25/546] has come upon uhmmm [548/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:19:50 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[07/11/17 20:16:43] uhmmm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:26:53 from level 54.
[07/12/17 02:54:00] uhmmm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:04 towards level 54.
[07/12/17 10:20:50] uhmmm [31/623] has challenged JensRex [572/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:55:15 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/12/17 19:29:54] dindinx, SynthesizerPatel, and Mateusz [68/2411] have team battled Agent86, uhmmm, and dodobrain [101/2061] and lost! 1 day, 21:28:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/17 15:04:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 7 days, 07:57:37 toward level 54.
[07/14/17 16:42:59] sasaniak, himuraken, and IdleMaster [1558/1941] have team battled kork, uhmmm, and Andries [618/1652] and won! 2 days, 01:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 21:01:18] JensRex [503/872] has come upon uhmmm [187/623] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:18:28 is removed from JensRex's clock.
[07/15/17 09:04:38] uhmmm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:38 towards level 54.
[07/16/17 03:52:57] Globalirc, idlerpgww, and uhmmm [480/1847] have team battled mwhahaha, vox, and Zoddo [1758/2406] and lost! 0 days, 15:42:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 06:06:37] abra0, MJ94, and robox [1070/2636] have team battled sbp, uhmmm, and basepi [1289/2088] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 14:16:24] ToHellWithGA, shymega, and uhmmm [1045/1592] have team battled kline, Satoshi, and bootdisk [1870/1882] and lost! 0 days, 16:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 06:48:13] uhmmm [125/623] has challenged Brady [32/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:56:12 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[07/17/17 15:07:56] Geela [2/4] has challenged uhmmm [557/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Geela's clock.
[07/26/17 19:53:58] Mars [96/97] has challenged uhmmm [211/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Mars's clock.
[07/27/17 01:13:26] wulk [12/439] has come upon uhmmm [247/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:09:16 is added to wulk's clock.
[07/28/17 18:34:54] uhmmm [167/639] has challenged Zoddo [686/721] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/29/17 18:20:07] uhmmm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:48:20 from level 55.
[07/30/17 06:33:22] adamchainz [101/330] has challenged uhmmm [74/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[07/31/17 20:48:12] uhmmm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:20:05 from level 55.
[08/01/17 04:22:19] Brady [462/501] has come upon uhmmm [142/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:30:02 is removed from Brady's clock.
[08/01/17 21:48:47] uhmmm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:02:33 from level 55.
[08/02/17 20:09:45] uhmmm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:31:34 towards level 55.
[08/03/17 03:21:49] sunri5e [134/212] has challenged uhmmm [89/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[08/03/17 07:44:06] cirdan [664/848] has come upon uhmmm [568/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:26:35 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[08/04/17 03:41:38] uhmmm, Eldoreth, and DalaiLamer [1661/1719] have team battled Lnk, Fluttershy, and Heisenberg [808/2610] and won! 0 days, 02:00:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 05:57:10] Bl4ckC0re, uhmmm, and NoodleCake [235/2043] have team battled mustek, ToHellWithGA, and elbie [1088/1925] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/17 04:17:01] Geela [296/308] has challenged uhmmm [270/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from Geela's clock.
[08/07/17 00:26:20] soltys [337/540] has come upon uhmmm [502/639] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:22:39 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/08/17 00:16:03] uhmmm [632/639] has challenged Cameron_D [774/1468] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:23:00 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/08/17 23:20:00] kline [232/463] has challenged uhmmm [458/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:46 is added to kline's clock.
[08/09/17 02:35:06] borsin [313/719] has come upon uhmmm [85/639] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:29:07 is removed from borsin's clock.
[08/10/17 02:11:12] bender [185/379] has challenged uhmmm [181/639] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from bender's clock.
[08/10/17 09:45:08] Vroomfondel [81/139] has challenged uhmmm [344/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/10/17 10:53:09] neurospex [205/1069] has come upon uhmmm [212/639] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:04:26 is added to neurospex's clock.
[08/11/17 13:37:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 2 days, 12:35:06 toward level 55.
[08/12/17 02:51:29] WallIdl [642/917] has challenged uhmmm [573/639] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[08/12/17 02:51:29] WallIdl has dealt uhmmm a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:23:14 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/12/17 03:45:05] daemoneye [22/70] has challenged uhmmm [416/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to daemoneye's clock.
[08/12/17 21:58:53] uhmmm, irix, NoodleCake, and bootdisk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/17 17:39:34] fattrat [507/1183] has challenged uhmmm [471/639] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:04:46 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/14/17 02:03:33] ohnx, Skyie, and KeboDK [2503/2563] have team battled fattrat, Psilocybe, and uhmmm [352/2532] and won! 0 days, 08:25:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 03:08:10] pixelate, mustek, and shandor [424/1786] have team battled Crazycatlady, uhmmm, and valdur55 [299/1977] and won! 0 days, 02:17:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 05:12:45] uhmmm slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! uhmmm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/17 12:48:28] blizgerg, ruan, and Birdbones [558/2560] have team battled Nistur, uhmmm, and woonack [480/1448] and won! 3 days, 21:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 19:42:22] uhmmm grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:20 towards level 55.
[08/15/17 01:45:28] m0shbear [263/740] has challenged uhmmm [522/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:32:48 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[08/16/17 03:14:19] uhmmm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:25 towards level 55.
[08/16/17 19:20:41] SynthesizerPatel, Boohbah, and uhmmm [412/2427] have team battled vegadark, borsin, and qbit [868/1931] and lost! 1 day, 01:12:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/17 07:59:18] XJR-9 [418/770] has challenged uhmmm [131/636] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:21:09 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[08/17/17 08:42:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 3 days, 00:16:45 toward level 55.
[08/17/17 13:14:24] uhmmm learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:14 towards level 55.
[08/18/17 04:33:59] uhmmm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:38 from level 55.
[08/20/17 12:11:43] uhmmm [6/636] has challenged Agent86 [560/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:36 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/20/17 16:19:59] uhmmm [305/636] has challenged codedeeply [78/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[08/20/17 18:22:44] uhmmm [30/636] has come upon pfoley [619/654] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:01:51 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/21/17 23:27:21] uhmmm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:10:39 towards level 56.
[08/22/17 06:32:18] uhmmm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:12:45 from level 56.
[08/24/17 19:33:51] vrillusions, uhmmm, and Boulder [303/1875] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, pants, and brycec [670/2232] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 21:13:58] Cypher [680/1034] has come upon uhmmm [596/636] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:07:29 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/24/17 21:42:44] uhmmm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:18 towards level 56.
[08/25/17 17:06:50] uhmmm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:13:47 from level 56.
[08/26/17 07:29:37] uhmmm, popey, and Boulder [616/1294] have team battled himuraken, mordac, and kensington [1848/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/17 07:35:17] CornFly [748/1031] has challenged uhmmm [585/636] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:25:41 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[08/26/17 11:35:58] holloway [58/784] has challenged uhmmm [324/636] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:46:56 is added to holloway's clock.
[08/27/17 12:19:23] soltys [197/543] has come upon uhmmm [472/636] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:35:59 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/27/17 19:41:26] Firien [276/839] has challenged uhmmm [612/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:25:12 is added to Firien's clock.
[08/27/17 20:41:36] uhmmm [329/636] has challenged bootdisk [222/822] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:15:15 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[08/30/17 17:04:03] Mars [90/468] has come upon uhmmm [194/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:12 is added to Mars's clock.
[08/31/17 01:49:11] uhmmm [514/636] has challenged holloway [87/784] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:50:27 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[09/01/17 10:25:23] pants, sigmg, and tspange [123/2098] have team battled Brady, uhmmm, and Chuck [1451/2040] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/17 10:41:46] uhmmm, hannesenator, and zifnab06 [2042/2447] have team battled LordH, valdur55, and qbit [649/2471] and won! 1 day, 05:00:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/17 10:14:11] pants [375/751] has come upon uhmmm [264/636] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:10:54 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/02/17 17:17:18] zifnab06 [531/601] has challenged uhmmm [62/636] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:06 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[09/03/17 00:20:39] Beavis, uhmmm, and tmberg [855/2611] have team battled Gatewayy, bootdisk, and pixelate [699/2129] and won! 1 day, 04:28:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/17 16:13:49] exa [180/218] has challenged uhmmm [535/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to exa's clock.
[09/04/17 07:27:43] vegadark [212/496] has come upon uhmmm [590/636] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:17:58 is added to vegadark's clock.
[09/04/17 18:20:21] MrGlass [58/785] has come upon uhmmm [549/636] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:03:06 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[09/05/17 19:29:22] uhmmm [325/636] has challenged AbacusAvenger [778/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:39 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[09/07/17 13:52:56] shandor [188/547] has come upon uhmmm [269/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:41:27 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/07/17 22:29:16] uhmmm [540/640] has challenged PiotrekD [267/668] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[09/08/17 02:06:02] MadHatter [517/665] has come upon uhmmm [279/640] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:45:33 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[09/08/17 03:38:32] uhmmm [453/640] has challenged Syloq [190/471] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:25:44 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[09/09/17 09:12:01] uhmmm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:46 towards level 57.
[09/09/17 20:39:30] Heisenberg [239/975] has come upon uhmmm [274/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:43 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[09/12/17 19:10:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 6 days, 18:22:59 toward level 57.
[09/12/17 20:04:03] uhmmm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:17 towards level 57.
[09/14/17 07:30:18] uhmmm was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:26 towards level 57.
[09/17/17 03:43:25] shymega [484/571] has come upon uhmmm [339/640] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:32:11 is removed from shymega's clock.
[09/17/17 07:40:09] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:49 towards level 57.
[09/17/17 23:29:25] xit [450/526] has challenged uhmmm [371/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:35 is removed from xit's clock.
[09/18/17 10:54:42] manish17xxx [482/734] has come upon uhmmm [103/640] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:53:36 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[09/19/17 07:35:20] jamesl [85/388] has challenged uhmmm [517/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to jamesl's clock.
[09/19/17 10:29:16] uhmmm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:20 from level 57.
[09/19/17 11:21:29] Furry [539/542] has come upon uhmmm [611/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:00 is added to Furry's clock.
[09/19/17 18:29:14] csssuf [289/503] has come upon uhmmm [250/640] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:23:09 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[09/20/17 00:30:11] dindinx, david, and Euronur [993/1598] have team battled tmberg, CornFly, and uhmmm [457/2580] and won! 0 days, 00:55:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/17 05:38:28] mordac [634/1131] has challenged uhmmm [456/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:36 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/20/17 07:47:38] IdleMaster [266/565] has come upon uhmmm [493/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:10:36 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[09/20/17 21:06:38] uhmmm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:38 from level 57.
[09/21/17 14:58:04] djm [248/466] has come upon uhmmm [80/640] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:49:24 is removed from djm's clock.
[09/22/17 19:40:32] Ttech, sartan, and Boulder [2463/3032] have team battled uhmmm, Zye, and KeboDK [747/2506] and won! 0 days, 10:33:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/17 06:59:38] uhmmm [555/655] has challenged Xenthys [69/522] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[10/04/17 15:40:02] Vroomfondel [205/357] has challenged uhmmm [205/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[10/04/17 23:59:06] pfoley, uhmmm, and dwfreed [133/1833] have team battled Globalirc, Zye, and kenyon [1630/2244] and lost! 4 days, 14:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/17 08:10:08] Dork_Knight [426/460] has challenged uhmmm [150/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from Dork_Knight's clock.
[10/05/17 09:27:13] uhmmm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:08:15 from level 58.
[10/07/17 06:44:58] uhmmm, Fattyeater, and soltys [456/1752] have team battled Tenorman, woonack, and MadMan [361/2508] and won! 1 day, 09:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 21:47:25] Geela [168/340] has challenged uhmmm [35/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from Geela's clock.
[10/09/17 04:06:49] uhmmm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:11 towards level 58.
[10/13/17 01:53:39] kline, shandor, and uhmmm [1166/1619] have team battled Brady, woonack, and Azerothian [248/1504] and won! 1 day, 16:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 15:04:25] uhmmm [546/655] has challenged Meta [745/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:35:50 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[10/13/17 21:53:47] uhmmm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:41 towards level 58.
[10/15/17 07:43:31] uhmmm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:19:33 from level 58.
[10/15/17 08:23:04] uhmmm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:48:43 from level 58.
[10/15/17 16:20:02] xit [505/526] has challenged uhmmm [143/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:51:33 is removed from xit's clock.
[10/16/17 15:13:20] AbacusAvenger [362/872] has come upon uhmmm [113/655] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:12:13 is removed from AbacusAvenger's clock.
[10/18/17 23:43:36] kline [163/412] has come upon uhmmm [288/655] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:38:00 is added to kline's clock.
[10/20/17 08:37:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 4 days, 00:49:39 toward level 58.
[10/20/17 23:09:13] theemstra, tycoon177, and uhmmm [1132/1850] have team battled vegadark, Khorne, and MrGlass [2/1885] and won! 0 days, 03:25:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/17 12:25:45] LordH [646/1046] has come upon uhmmm [424/655] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:13:24 is removed from LordH's clock.
[10/21/17 17:04:09] uhmmm, elf, and Silvanus_Betrium [232/1934] have team battled jstg, CornFly, and ohnx [1510/3006] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/17 16:06:49] SirMonkeybox [853/882] has come upon uhmmm [110/655] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:52:07 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[10/23/17 05:43:22] dax [353/354] has challenged uhmmm [118/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from dax's clock.
[10/23/17 12:27:14] blizgerg [163/1113] has come upon uhmmm [188/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:19:51 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[10/23/17 22:13:18] uhmmm [52/662] has come upon glorgamitch [87/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:08 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[10/24/17 04:30:04] Nofew [560/1221] has come upon uhmmm [661/662] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:20:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/26/17 01:52:49] uhmmm set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:42 from level 58.
[10/26/17 11:25:16] borsin [489/733] has challenged uhmmm [80/662] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:39:48 is removed from borsin's clock.
[10/27/17 05:11:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed uhmmm with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 14:49:23 from level 58.
[10/27/17 07:15:03] uhmmm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:45 towards level 58.
[10/27/17 13:52:52] yano, fattrat, and Majak [285/2326] have team battled valdur55, pants, and uhmmm [1102/2226] and lost! 1 day, 01:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/17 22:38:29] Meta [774/913] has come upon uhmmm [315/662] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:25:18 is removed from Meta's clock.
[10/30/17 01:25:28] uhmmm lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:44 from level 58.
[10/31/17 19:51:09] Sundance, uhmmm, and gildarts [293/1493] have team battled Sixbierehomme, charitwo, and yano [502/1803] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/17 01:58:33] uhmmm met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:25 from level 58.
[11/01/17 04:56:03] Beavis [398/1099] has come upon uhmmm [240/662] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:10:02 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[11/09/17 09:35:11] uhmmm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:34 towards level 58.
[11/09/17 17:06:58] uhmmm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:26:44 from level 58.
[11/10/17 00:54:34] djm [241/559] has come upon uhmmm [515/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:49 is added to djm's clock.
[11/10/17 20:47:21] el [74/407] has come upon uhmmm [384/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:58 is added to el's clock.
[11/11/17 10:36:34] uhmmm [600/889] has challenged manish17xxx [251/725] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[11/11/17 12:06:26] pfoley [265/635] has challenged uhmmm [597/889] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:49:45 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/11/17 14:09:06] himuraken [188/897] has come upon uhmmm [521/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:28:24 is added to himuraken's clock.
[11/17/17 05:09:28] prime [336/506] has come upon uhmmm [183/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:54:04 is removed from prime's clock.
[11/24/17 09:43:03] uhmmm [223/889] has challenged Xenthys [177/856] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:08:55 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[11/25/17 04:52:28] V`ger [266/463] has challenged uhmmm [471/889] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to V`ger's clock.
[11/25/17 06:39:08] Birdbones, coco, and uhmmm [433/2223] have team battled Dork_Knight, bigjay, and pixelate [452/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 12:50:35] uhmmm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:54 towards level 59.
[11/26/17 06:44:02] pants [639/898] has come upon uhmmm [348/889] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:16:36 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/28/17 15:17:39] uhmmm [378/889] has challenged sartan [317/1032] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:46:04 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[11/28/17 16:14:59] uhmmm, djm, PiotrekD, and himuraken have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/17 00:04:41] uhmmm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:29 towards level 59.
[11/29/17 04:22:13] uhmmm [406/889] has challenged yano [592/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:44 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[11/30/17 14:34:07] uhmmm [844/889] has challenged Dork_Knight [219/498] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:33 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[12/01/17 12:41:53] uhmmm [780/891] has challenged Mirc0p [494/764] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:35:30 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[12/02/17 13:20:12] garywhite [37/212] has challenged uhmmm [885/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to garywhite's clock.
[12/03/17 12:25:10] MadMan [942/1017] has come upon uhmmm [252/891] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:54:24 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[12/04/17 03:40:50] fbenoit, Elgo, and apiw [362/1268] have team battled Bradicus, Mithkabob, and uhmmm [302/1996] and won! 0 days, 05:22:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 06:54:48] uhmmm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:55 towards level 59.
[12/04/17 09:35:16] alexj, Iri, and irix [1689/2157] have team battled uhmmm, sjefen6, and J [122/1928] and won! 2 days, 08:02:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/17 18:54:47] uhmmm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:05 towards level 59.
[12/04/17 19:41:35] bigjay, freeboson, and zid [850/2891] have team battled kork, uhmmm, and canton7 [131/1986] and won! 0 days, 04:54:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/17 03:11:41] uhmmm left his weapon out in the rain to rust! uhmmm's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/17 14:59:30] uhmmm invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:15 towards level 59.
[12/05/17 15:26:51] Birdbones, simple, and AbrahamLinksys [1172/2288] have team battled uhmmm, ilbelkyr, and basepi [567/2214] and won! 2 days, 11:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/17 09:14:43] uhmmm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:17 towards level 59.
[12/07/17 16:56:04] uhmmm [330/877] has challenged CoolChris [474/486] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[12/07/17 18:39:16] canton7, Fluttershy, and uhmmm [2210/2700] have team battled ohnx, qwerty, and ToHellWithGA [115/1976] and won! 1 day, 22:12:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 22:15:45] uhmmm, qbit, and Brady [1276/2268] have team battled suterismus, Nistur, and Zythan [1931/2262] and lost! 1 day, 10:53:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/17 16:07:16] osannatas, uhmmm, and RedW [1298/2579] have team battled CoolChris, Bob, and Lios [1084/1851] and won! 0 days, 14:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 20:02:37] MrGlass [56/768] has challenged uhmmm [322/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:07:01 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[12/12/17 04:50:35] Herb_Tarlek [191/775] has come upon uhmmm [637/877] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:04:40 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/14/17 04:18:46] uhmmm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:58:41 towards level 60.
[12/15/17 06:45:21] Dork_Knight, MetaNova, and gildarts [1659/1973] have team battled uhmmm, Jandre, and RBecker [88/1972] and won! 0 days, 00:01:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 08:57:52] uhmmm [644/877] has challenged woonack [308/463] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:02:51 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[12/17/17 09:30:37] uhmmm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:37 towards level 60.
[12/17/17 11:54:34] uhmmm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:59:41 from level 60.
[12/18/17 11:36:48] uhmmm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:25:07 towards level 60.
[12/18/17 12:45:35] uhmmm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:36 towards level 60.
[12/22/17 10:29:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 15 days, 16:46:47 toward level 60.
[12/23/17 00:09:23] Sundance [191/699] has come upon uhmmm [444/877] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:54:23 is added to Sundance's clock.
[12/23/17 02:55:14] Neo, uhmmm, and sasaniak [1112/1855] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, Lnk, and damyan [1440/2229] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/17 03:28:22] pants [745/882] has come upon uhmmm [214/877] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:26:06 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/24/17 07:12:06] Meta [696/1082] has come upon uhmmm [563/877] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:50:21 is removed from Meta's clock.
[12/24/17 09:08:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 3 days, 16:18:39 toward level 60.
[12/24/17 15:33:13] Asara, J, and uhmmm [202/2728] have team battled m0shbear, moveax, and djm [862/1839] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/17 18:38:24] uhmmm, sasaniak, and freeboson [651/2380] have team battled MrGlass, elbie, and Dork_Knight [2052/2054] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 08:52:44] uhmmm [309/877] has challenged Dork_Knight [379/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[12/28/17 16:07:42] uhmmm [215/877] has challenged Dalai [521/554] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:20:02 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[12/29/17 05:11:54] uhmmm [761/877] has challenged Elgo [85/434] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:47:40 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[12/29/17 06:12:12] djm [109/579] has challenged uhmmm [861/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:54:03 is added to djm's clock.
[12/30/17 01:53:47] xayto [493/570] has challenged uhmmm [66/877] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from xayto's clock.
[12/30/17 03:34:18] uhmmm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:51:07 towards level 61.
[12/30/17 22:42:38] KobrAs, theemstra, and Realmy [1935/2178] have team battled LordH, Roxana, and uhmmm [817/2212] and won! 0 days, 02:23:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/18 09:50:25] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:53:50 towards level 61.
[01/03/18 18:20:32] Sundance [308/699] has come upon uhmmm [106/877] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:05:04 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[01/05/18 20:54:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 26 days, 11:13:06 toward level 61.
[01/09/18 22:27:24] uhmmm misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:11 from level 61.
[01/10/18 10:24:29] qwerty [275/393] has come upon uhmmm [499/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:59 is added to qwerty's clock.
[01/11/18 20:17:15] dwfreed [263/513] has come upon uhmmm [238/883] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:04:43 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/14/18 03:06:48] KeboDK [326/1002] has challenged uhmmm [678/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:48:53 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[01/14/18 05:41:21] uhmmm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:35 from level 61.
[01/17/18 02:30:24] uhmmm [537/883] has challenged Neo [288/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:38 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[01/17/18 14:59:57] mordac [825/1130] has come upon uhmmm [323/883] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:38 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/18/18 20:11:27] loomysh [57/508] has come upon uhmmm [856/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:29:14 is added to loomysh's clock.
[01/19/18 01:15:00] TauPan [217/580] has come upon uhmmm [504/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:51:46 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/19/18 13:55:35] uhmmm [869/883] has challenged dwfreed [157/513] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:28:24 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[01/20/18 06:05:20] uhmmm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:00:04 towards level 62.
[01/21/18 13:21:16] kork [131/295] has come upon uhmmm [190/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:54:38 is added to kork's clock.
[01/21/18 14:54:34] uhmmm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! uhmmm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/18 06:25:45] vypr [358/442] has come upon uhmmm [38/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:55 is removed from vypr's clock.
[01/22/18 14:39:04] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:42 towards level 62.
[01/22/18 17:01:59] uhmmm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:42:32 towards level 62.
[01/22/18 17:26:34] Taffer, ToHellWithGA, and dax [1323/2026] have team battled exotime, sunri5e, and uhmmm [1055/1850] and won! 1 day, 04:35:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 10:31:41] uhmmm, djm, RedW, and apiw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/18 14:55:43] uhmmm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:21:41 from level 62.
[01/24/18 21:27:50] Gatewayy [394/893] has come upon uhmmm [353/876] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:44:04 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[01/25/18 06:00:26] grdryn [67/585] has come upon uhmmm [875/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:08 is added to grdryn's clock.
[01/26/18 04:08:01] LukeLR [0/65] has come upon uhmmm [108/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:21 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[01/27/18 03:51:27] uhmmm [353/876] has challenged Neo [217/416] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:53:06 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[01/29/18 02:58:53] uhmmm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:41:30 from level 62.
[01/29/18 15:00:57] uhmmm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:26:32 towards level 62.
[01/29/18 15:19:22] uhmmm, WallIdl, apiw, and SpikeX have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/18 21:35:44] Euronur, uhmmm, and basicMiracle [1917/2091] have team battled Atan, JensRex, and Lemelisk [457/2753] and won! 1 day, 21:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/18 00:46:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 2 days, 17:29:30 toward level 62.
[02/01/18 22:53:24] Flonk [21/380] has come upon uhmmm [338/876] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:34 is added to Flonk's clock.
[02/02/18 01:07:20] uhmmm fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! uhmmm's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/02/18 12:09:31] ilbelkyr [149/733] has challenged uhmmm [489/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to ilbelkyr's clock.
[02/03/18 03:47:12] uhmmm, kenyon, AngryParsley, and Mars have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/18 11:08:25] uhmmm [316/871] has challenged Killerkid [335/766] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[02/08/18 11:27:08] uhmmm [190/871] has challenged yano [314/699] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:58:28 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[02/09/18 04:33:24] Cameron_D [1224/1529] has challenged uhmmm [728/871] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:35:22 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[02/09/18 15:14:22] uhmmm discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:51:51 towards level 63.
[02/10/18 06:46:39] uhmmm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:51:06 from level 63.
[02/11/18 10:53:41] uhmmm [614/871] has challenged Sharky4 [333/365] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:23:51 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[02/13/18 04:22:08] WallIdl [502/932] has come upon uhmmm [630/871] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:02:24 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[02/15/18 17:31:50] loomysh [371/508] has challenged uhmmm [622/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:37:22 is added to loomysh's clock.
[02/16/18 11:25:01] canton7, Taffer, and Brainiac [1165/2235] have team battled PiotrekD, Zaratustra, and uhmmm [1379/2667] and lost! 5 days, 05:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/18 19:12:27] pmden [66/410] has come upon uhmmm [821/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:27 is added to pmden's clock.
[02/17/18 13:26:05] tmberg, Birdbones, and elf [1090/2959] have team battled uhmmm, Nistur, and kenyon [1131/2562] and lost! 0 days, 09:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/18 15:28:04] bender, Heisenberg, and SlowRiot [945/2625] have team battled Euronur, uhmmm, and IdleMaster [1001/2324] and lost! 0 days, 11:13:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/18 03:55:18] uhmmm [198/871] has challenged MadMan [979/1058] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:04:10 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[02/19/18 18:39:07] uhmmm [647/871] has come upon moveax [22/525] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:23:04 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[02/19/18 21:09:44] astropoint [179/611] has challenged uhmmm [590/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:55:41 is added to astropoint's clock.
[02/20/18 00:11:16] uhmmm [185/871] has come upon neurospex [654/1151] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:46:25 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[02/20/18 14:29:14] mordac [1020/1130] has come upon uhmmm [4/871] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:41:16 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/21/18 07:14:58] ishanyx, adamchainz, and petrichor [909/2361] have team battled ohnx, dax, and uhmmm [784/2524] and won! 0 days, 23:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/18 18:57:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 29 days, 00:08:54 toward level 63.
[03/23/18 06:17:44] csssuf [113/705] has challenged uhmmm [685/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:21 is added to csssuf's clock.
[03/27/18 23:42:58] uhmmm [88/876] has come upon ohnx [345/1019] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:22:02 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/28/18 08:47:22] SirMonkeybox [525/555] has come upon uhmmm [44/876] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:27:41 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[03/28/18 08:47:22] SirMonkeybox has dealt uhmmm a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:23:32 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/30/18 15:13:33] uhmmm lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:43:59 from level 63.
[03/30/18 21:06:54] SpikeX [67/840] has come upon uhmmm [9/876] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:29:54 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[03/31/18 05:24:30] uhmmm [709/876] has challenged Dork_Knight [474/800] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:01:55 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[03/31/18 12:41:23] Misza, Mrs.BigHead, and m0shbear [527/2490] have team battled holloway, Roxana, and uhmmm [2631/2634] and lost! 4 days, 17:14:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/18 14:11:37] Zoddo [795/1128] has challenged uhmmm [557/876] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[04/01/18 03:31:57] uhmmm [129/876] has challenged MadHatter [399/670] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:21 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/01/18 17:36:40] fattrat [610/1195] has challenged uhmmm [769/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:48:01 is added to fattrat's clock.
[04/01/18 18:39:54] elf [870/1031] has come upon uhmmm [561/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/02/18 07:15:36] uhmmm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:27 towards level 63.
[04/02/18 09:17:04] Andries [678/763] has come upon uhmmm [373/876] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:44:42 is removed from Andries's clock.
[04/03/18 06:02:14] yano, Majak, and bigjay [397/2414] have team battled dindinx, glorgamitch, and uhmmm [1330/2670] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 02:59:30] HeavyPodda [365/1033] has come upon uhmmm [257/876] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:30 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/05/18 01:08:58] uhmmm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:23:34 from level 63.
[04/05/18 13:09:58] uhmmm [487/876] has challenged dindinx [610/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:49:41 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/07/18 02:22:24] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:59 towards level 63.
[04/07/18 04:23:19] uhmmm [256/876] has challenged tmberg [513/972] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:04:36 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/07/18 15:20:10] uhmmm has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:19:03 from level 63.
[04/08/18 01:11:32] uhmmm [401/876] has come upon woonack [372/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:31:49 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/08/18 07:20:58] uhmmm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:15 from level 63.
[04/09/18 14:28:58] KeboDK [177/900] has come upon uhmmm [30/876] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:38:07 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[04/09/18 15:35:38] BlazeFrag [1/4] has challenged uhmmm [741/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to BlazeFrag's clock.
[04/09/18 16:39:38] uhmmm got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:28 from level 63.
[04/10/18 19:08:23] allo, uhmmm, Euronur, and Evrial have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/18 14:59:46] Andries [84/763] has challenged uhmmm [369/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:45:24 is added to Andries's clock.
[04/12/18 05:40:35] uhmmm was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:14 from level 63.
[04/13/18 00:11:03] SpikeX [367/840] has challenged uhmmm [149/876] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:09:12 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[04/13/18 13:29:41] csssuf [691/722] has challenged uhmmm [529/876] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[04/13/18 15:13:34] grindhold [97/171] has challenged uhmmm [626/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to grindhold's clock.
[04/13/18 15:16:08] vrillusions [226/1210] has challenged uhmmm [642/876] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:47:15 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[04/13/18 15:39:59] uhmmm, damyan, and Luamil [140/2272] have team battled Birdbones, ncarl747, and glorgamitch [227/2911] and lost! 0 days, 22:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 21:18:11] uhmmm [66/876] has challenged Iri [85/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:44:38 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/15/18 19:58:21] uhmmm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:42 towards level 63.
[04/16/18 14:53:25] uhmmm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:48 towards level 63.
[04/18/18 01:53:51] Khorne [604/1038] has challenged uhmmm [62/882] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:08:46 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/18/18 14:35:43] uhmmm, elbie, and max [506/2329] have team battled dax, elf, and Gerdesas [1719/2235] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/18 10:21:09] uhmmm [521/882] has challenged Cypher [757/1071] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:02:38 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/20/18 01:36:29] Iri [9/478] has come upon uhmmm [594/882] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:49:11 is added to Iri's clock.
[04/22/18 16:52:06] uhmmm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:31:31 from level 64.
[04/23/18 17:19:39] uhmmm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:17:36 towards level 64.
[04/24/18 04:34:33] borsin [469/723] has come upon uhmmm [332/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:06:32 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/24/18 17:48:22] uhmmm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:44 towards level 64.
[04/25/18 04:33:58] sasaniak [157/668] has come upon uhmmm [778/882] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:04:39 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[04/25/18 22:56:56] himuraken, Dork_Knight, and SN4T14 [2268/2504] have team battled hannesenator, kenyon, and uhmmm [3242/3255] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/18 23:58:41] IdleMaster, sbp, and ruan [4/2241] have team battled irix, uhmmm, and Agent86 [191/2551] and lost! 5 days, 05:19:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/18 00:10:42] Euronur [46/690] has come upon uhmmm [535/882] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:38:16 is added to Euronur's clock.
[04/26/18 01:07:26] darkmage [723/1066] has challenged uhmmm [654/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:36:54 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[04/26/18 05:23:40] caeli [81/110] has challenged uhmmm [387/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to caeli's clock.
[04/27/18 02:16:33] PiotrekD [443/713] has challenged uhmmm [616/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:42:15 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[04/27/18 11:59:29] mwhahaha [314/890] has come upon uhmmm [22/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:02:41 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[04/27/18 14:51:26] uhmmm [64/882] has come upon brendan [1295/1418] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:47:19 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[04/28/18 15:30:06] uhmmm [255/882] has challenged max [80/625] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:53:18 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/29/18 04:53:00] damyan, Mateusz, Majak, and uhmmm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/18 15:10:17] Tenorman, uhmmm, and sbp [1350/2469] have team battled Heisenberg, max, and zid [2473/2524] and lost! 2 days, 07:38:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 15:20:10] WallIdl, uhmmm, and Ttech [102/3406] have team battled Misza, MrGlass, and Iri [225/2566] and lost! 6 days, 15:13:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 22:59:22] SirMonkeybox [362/547] has challenged uhmmm [8/882] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:05:31 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/02/18 08:28:02] Khorne [722/1060] has challenged uhmmm [120/882] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/02/18 14:57:11] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:01:53 towards level 64.
[05/02/18 20:07:12] uhmmm [224/882] has challenged Altorin [7/327] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:53:40 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[05/03/18 14:50:26] Zoddo [528/1145] has come upon uhmmm [860/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:14:26 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[05/03/18 14:50:44] Zoddo [801/1145] has come upon uhmmm [796/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:36:12 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[05/03/18 22:16:44] womblecat [206/540] has come upon uhmmm [78/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:50:01 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/04/18 03:41:09] Agno [240/324] has challenged uhmmm [273/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Agno's clock.
[05/05/18 08:21:36] uhmmm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:19:25 towards level 64.
[05/05/18 11:41:41] uhmmm [595/882] has come upon csssuf [8/722] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:15:52 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[05/05/18 22:34:46] Euronur [500/685] has challenged uhmmm [443/882] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:04 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[05/06/18 23:03:35] uhmmm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:44 towards level 64.
[05/07/18 00:10:54] uhmmm broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:18:15 from level 64.
[05/08/18 17:01:18] uhmmm [529/882] has challenged ishanyx [0/655] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:22:33 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[05/08/18 17:52:18] uhmmm stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:08:54 towards level 64.
[05/09/18 21:36:10] Altorin [255/557] has challenged uhmmm [462/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Altorin's clock.
[05/10/18 17:18:27] uhmmm [141/882] has challenged Geela [290/415] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:17:54 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/12/18 00:58:51] AngryParsley [383/925] has come upon uhmmm [469/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:21 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/13/18 00:44:28] uhmmm, womblecat, and celophi [1296/1647] have team battled glorgamitch, elbie, and JuanMaestro [136/2483] and won! 0 days, 02:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 01:38:38] HeavyPodda [536/1033] has challenged uhmmm [36/882] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:26:04 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/13/18 11:51:41] valdur55, uhmmm, and PinkiePie [1411/2628] have team battled gildarts, Cameron_D, and ruan [1798/3085] and lost! 2 days, 19:58:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 04:48:36] uhmmm [117/882] has challenged bigjay [921/1307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:19 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[05/14/18 06:54:16] uhmmm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:57 towards level 64.
[05/15/18 01:37:26] MetaNova [387/968] has come upon uhmmm [530/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:31 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[05/23/18 01:25:29] uhmmm, KeboDK, and codedeeply [2088/2693] have team battled glorgamitch, exa, and neurospex [1626/3074] and won! 2 days, 20:45:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 15:48:29] XF [346/451] has challenged uhmmm [487/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to XF's clock.
[05/31/18 08:34:35] Agent86 [151/649] has challenged uhmmm [67/882] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:04:13 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[06/01/18 14:29:28] Atan [90/579] has come upon uhmmm [323/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:39:04 is added to Atan's clock.
[06/01/18 20:06:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed uhmmm with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:44:49 from level 64.
[06/02/18 19:36:36] uhmmm found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:48 towards level 64.
[06/03/18 07:59:39] Zye [1191/1206] has challenged uhmmm [180/884] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:39:31 is removed from Zye's clock.
[06/03/18 14:01:48] uhmmm [568/884] has challenged MetaNova [226/970] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:26:13 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[06/04/18 08:48:55] uhmmm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! uhmmm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/18 11:34:04] uhmmm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:15 towards level 64.
[06/05/18 22:33:58] Lios [616/876] has come upon uhmmm [14/887] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:46:59 is removed from Lios's clock.
[06/07/18 06:32:32] Evrial [311/570] has challenged uhmmm [777/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:34:51 is added to Evrial's clock.
[06/07/18 08:51:55] alephnull [468/569] has come upon uhmmm [29/887] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:35 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[06/12/18 20:56:31] uhmmm, MadMan, and idlerpgww [845/2496] have team battled elf, mefmef, and TimWolla [1117/2478] and lost! 0 days, 11:45:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/18 00:17:32] uhmmm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:16 towards level 64.
[06/27/18 16:46:12] uhmmm, Mateusz, and Murii [927/2127] have team battled valdur55, D.Va, and brendan [2463/2932] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/18 02:04:56] soltys [136/583] has come upon uhmmm [426/887] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:08:54 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/28/18 11:24:01] FrodoTheMajestic [75/234] has challenged uhmmm [541/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to FrodoTheMajestic's clock.
[06/28/18 23:10:33] M144 [253/371] has come upon uhmmm [759/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:56 is added to M144's clock.
[06/29/18 02:43:32] uhmmm [536/887] has come upon neurospex [497/1180] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:37 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[06/30/18 00:34:02] uhmmm [322/887] has challenged IdleBot [1612/1892] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/30/18 00:42:11] uhmmm [20/887] has challenged Bradicus [237/729] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:00 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[06/30/18 19:12:02] Axehands [188/283] has come upon uhmmm [730/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:17:20 is added to Axehands's clock.
[07/02/18 04:48:24] uhmmm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:30:41 towards level 65.
[07/02/18 13:40:24] suterismus, Misza, and RBecker [1382/3343] have team battled you, Zoddo, and uhmmm [1798/2377] and lost! 2 days, 07:37:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/18 07:30:14] uhmmm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:31:21 towards level 65.
[07/03/18 18:13:34] uhmmm [186/887] has challenged Maria [402/438] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:19:28 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/13/18 01:16:42] cjkinni [27/235] has challenged uhmmm [644/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to cjkinni's clock.
[07/13/18 06:58:38] Zye [311/1201] has come upon uhmmm [571/887] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:37:50 is added to Zye's clock.
[07/14/18 22:03:39] uhmmm [791/887] has come upon TimWolla [133/631] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:02:41 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[07/15/18 12:25:25] Khorne, sigmg, and greekman [1183/2423] have team battled Zaratustra, brycec, and uhmmm [1089/2806] and won! 1 day, 18:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 22:55:16] uhmmm [62/887] has challenged kenyon [586/1047] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:34:34 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/16/18 08:58:43] dindinx [286/947] has challenged uhmmm [336/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:17:58 is added to dindinx's clock.
[07/17/18 03:17:28] vegadark, Bradicus, and uhmmm [987/2208] have team battled pfoley, Syloq, and vrillusions [2088/2422] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/18 15:16:20] uhmmm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:08:09 towards level 65.
[07/18/18 05:39:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried uhmmm 7 days, 21:50:26 toward level 65.
[07/18/18 07:14:59] zifnab06 [507/615] has challenged uhmmm [288/887] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:23:03 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[07/20/18 19:57:45] Sixbierehomme, awgh, and grooverider [1841/2681] have team battled uhmmm, dwfreed, and Euronur [1796/2032] and won! 3 days, 04:59:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/18 23:31:52] cornfeedhobo [192/290] has challenged uhmmm [476/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/22/18 06:38:16] Psilocybe [539/723] has come upon uhmmm [883/887] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:22:37 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/22/18 07:48:15] dclaw123 [766/1026] has challenged uhmmm [152/887] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:46:24 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[07/24/18 02:54:18] damyan, moveax, uhmmm, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/18 05:57:29] Yuhno, uhmmm, and blizgerg [1283/2749] have team battled fattrat, manish17xxx, and nickware [1691/2753] and lost! 4 days, 07:29:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 11:14:34] uhmmm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:09:38 from level 65.
[07/27/18 09:25:48] sunri5e [716/884] has come upon uhmmm [161/887] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:07:28 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[07/30/18 09:40:17] uhmmm [89/887] has challenged Sharky4 [151/665] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:45:24 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/31/18 00:13:06] uhmmm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:10:07 from level 65.
[07/31/18 04:56:50] KevinSpacey, lipek, and gildarts [436/2251] have team battled Luamil, Eldoreth, and uhmmm [500/2502] and lost! 1 day, 00:01:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/18 14:50:54] uhmmm [29/887] has challenged TimWolla [116/756] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:25:46 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[07/31/18 21:38:22] uhmmm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:39 towards level 65.
[08/01/18 17:36:08] adamus1red [243/276] has challenged uhmmm [341/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/03/18 04:15:20] mefmef, uhmmm, freeboson, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/18 04:21:39] uhmmm [490/887] has challenged theemstra [720/796] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:22:45 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/05/18 05:41:15] waifu, brycec, and Bradicus [115/1940] have team battled uhmmm, canton7, and lipek [624/2941] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 22:37:04] brendan [459/1489] has challenged uhmmm [463/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:18 is added to brendan's clock.
[08/06/18 01:38:10] uhmmm [42/887] has challenged Majak [71/465] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:54:42 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[08/06/18 02:35:45] Lnk [209/878] has come upon uhmmm [632/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:05 is added to Lnk's clock.