Player Info

User: unicron
Class: Chaos-Bringer
Admin?: No
Level: 81
Next level: 50 days, 09:57:40
Status: Offline
Host: unicron!unicron@unaffiliated/unicron
Account Created: Sat Jul 11 20:47:03 2015
Last login: Thu May 6 21:54:42 2021
Total time idled: 1068 days, 04:44:19
Current position: [111,252]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 130 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 269 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 89
gloves: 46
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 66
ring: 49
shield: 64
tunic: 155 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 338 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1280

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 7 days, 00:00:00
nick: 25 days, 20:05:50
part: None
quest: 153 days, 12:35:25
quit: 169 days, 03:50:24

total: 355 days, 12:31:39

Character Modifiers

[07/11/15 21:57:03] unicron [0/0] has challenged plaller [234/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/11/15 22:09:28] unicron [1/2] has challenged NezumiRyu [306/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/11/15 22:23:51] unicron [0/6] has challenged merryfett [131/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/15 05:07:58] unicron [16/99] has challenged yasdorian [521/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/15 06:55:00] unicron, Flynn, and splinny [1181/1378] have team battled honkybonky, Doctor, and cbob [1557/2347] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/15 08:47:10] Misza [708/860] has come upon unicron [49/117] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:16:35 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/12/15 12:15:23] unicron [44/131] has challenged h00k [420/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/15 14:25:15] simpy [232/289] has challenged unicron [17/131] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from simpy's clock.
[07/12/15 14:54:27] unicron [119/133] has challenged noother [190/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/12/15 21:13:36] unicron [49/151] has challenged honkybonky [268/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/13/15 15:39:07] unicron [31/186] has come upon Cameron_D [94/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/13/15 18:26:35] unicron [117/192] has challenged Flynn [511/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/14/15 01:54:38] unicron [117/208] has challenged godog [462/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/14/15 10:26:43] unicron [34/210] has challenged simpy [369/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/14/15 20:15:15] unicron [150/241] has challenged Seitaro [236/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/15/15 07:40:07] unicron [234/241] has challenged Asara [35/780] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/15/15 07:40:07] unicron has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:41:35 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/15/15 18:24:02] unicron [177/251] has challenged Heisenberg [310/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/16/15 09:42:37] unicron [161/251] has challenged ajhgfa [239/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/16/15 18:19:31] nfsnobody, Simie, and MJ94 [1495/2015] have team battled unicron, Ramsey, and elf [28/1517] and won! 0 days, 08:29:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/15 03:48:07] unicron [151/260] has challenged jholtom [419/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/18/15 00:52:17] unicron [99/279] has challenged Str1ngS [213/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/19/15 01:26:20] unicron [160/300] has challenged lipek [600/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/19/15 02:25:54] unicron [239/300] has come upon Unikitty [204/438] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:03:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/20/15 03:08:31] unicron [91/322] has challenged MetaNova [708/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/20/15 18:15:14] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:06 towards level 36.
[07/20/15 21:12:04] unicron reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/15 10:57:24] unicron [159/325] has challenged zid [782/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/23/15 00:57:18] unicron [264/333] has challenged catfishpeanutbutterbbq [655/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/24/15 05:20:29] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:53 towards level 38.
[07/24/15 18:56:51] unicron [262/354] has challenged hannesenator [352/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/25/15 10:56:34] unicron [137/354] has come upon SirMonkeybox [411/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:08 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/25/15 16:54:04] unicron [4/354] has come upon abra0 [198/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/26/15 22:38:15] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:18 towards level 39.
[07/27/15 01:48:18] unicron [326/362] has challenged Satoshi [119/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:40 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/27/15 18:44:49] prattmic [163/874] has challenged unicron [32/362] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:59:39 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[07/28/15 10:00:48] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:01 towards level 40.
[07/28/15 22:11:53] unicron [6/390] has challenged MadHatter [378/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/29/15 06:39:24] Boohbah, clearcasting, and JustAPerson [1035/1551] have team battled a1291762, Soappy, and unicron [864/2184] and won! 0 days, 02:41:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/15 17:28:21] unicron [37/390] has come upon strugart [151/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:31 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/31/15 06:15:37] sedrik [192/786] has challenged unicron [107/390] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:58:03 is removed from sedrik's clock.
[07/31/15 21:37:40] unicron [391/395] has challenged Booya [121/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/01/15 05:22:44] Asara [345/780] has come upon unicron [8/395] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:41:14 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/01/15 10:27:12] unicron stole sedrik's level 90 tunic while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 45 tunic behind, which sedrik then takes.
[08/02/15 03:41:18] Plasmastar [346/357] has come upon unicron [342/435] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:43:02 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[08/03/15 06:13:57] Booya [31/366] has challenged unicron [370/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Booya's clock.
[08/03/15 14:03:08] unicron was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:46 from level 42.
[08/03/15 16:01:54] unicron [143/551] has challenged noother [418/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/04/15 11:19:59] Majak, Flynn, and vrillusions [228/2351] have team battled unicron, wallmani, and TauPan [944/1199] and lost! 2 days, 04:18:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/15 22:58:41] dwfreed [12/453] has challenged unicron [370/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:30:45 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/05/15 20:21:14] vox [4/25] has challenged unicron [440/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to vox's clock.
[08/06/15 12:30:55] yasdorian [239/680] has come upon unicron [355/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:09 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[08/06/15 23:34:47] Furry, Lilian, and unicron [1092/1538] have team battled m0shbear, IdleMaster, and gravis [1783/1816] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/15 15:02:19] Kyree [269/452] has come upon unicron [531/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:17:34 is added to Kyree's clock.
[08/07/15 15:22:22] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:08 towards level 43.
[08/07/15 15:32:07] Frogging101 [97/563] has challenged unicron [202/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:29 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[08/07/15 17:13:20] unicron [250/554] has challenged astropoint [292/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/07/15 17:50:17] elf [694/861] has challenged unicron [270/554] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:02:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/08/15 19:18:02] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:38 towards level 44.
[08/10/15 12:11:34] unicron [245/554] has come upon a1291762 [350/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/11/15 09:53:00] unicron, Nayru, and MontyZuma [1193/1908] have team battled Fluttershy, Satoshi, and Brom [1562/2345] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/15 23:04:13] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:03:49 is added to his clock.
[08/12/15 05:30:32] unicron [532/554] has challenged Satoshi [112/863] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/12/15 13:16:46] Crazycatlady, noother, and mthw [433/2011] have team battled Prometheus, unicron, and argus [338/2026] and won! 3 days, 06:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/15 00:27:27] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:36 towards level 45.
[08/16/15 00:33:44] nfsnobody, Virtual, and soltys [1763/2256] have team battled blind, Majak, and unicron [1629/1803] and won! 0 days, 08:55:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 07:50:13] darkmage, unicron, and identd [601/2355] have team battled lipek, csssuf, and yond [434/2925] and won! 0 days, 00:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/15 07:55:54] unicron [19/567] has challenged spaceCore [394/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/17/15 21:50:19] bl4ckscor3 [23/524] has challenged unicron [232/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:05 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/18/15 02:41:50] Virtual, Pici, and greycat [1711/2669] have team battled unicron, nikoJ, and reveal [1184/1344] and won! 2 days, 09:26:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/15 21:49:11] identd, pants, and unicron [1839/1938] have team battled Doctor, splinny, and L235 [224/1848] and won! 0 days, 17:34:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/15 22:36:55] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:24 towards level 46.
[08/19/15 05:31:41] tangerine [300/518] has come upon unicron [256/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:49:25 is removed from tangerine's clock.
[08/19/15 11:51:29] idisjunction, kork, and keeper_c [57/2449] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, unicron, and sjefen6 [130/1543] and lost! 3 days, 13:56:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/15 12:02:27] FrodoTheHobbit [622/929] has challenged unicron [515/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:43 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[08/21/15 03:54:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 22:41:47 toward level 46.
[08/21/15 14:14:44] unicron [248/567] has challenged LordH [239/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/22/15 12:25:22] unicron [207/567] has challenged Milquetoast [284/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/22/15 19:16:05] nikoJ, bendem, and noother [933/1913] have team battled Cypher, unicron, and Akiyuki [1927/1978] and lost! 2 days, 16:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/15 23:52:42] JustAPerson, Darky, and dwfreed [191/1668] have team battled Bkid, discopig, and unicron [162/1707] and won! 0 days, 18:40:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/15 00:46:38] unicron [255/567] has come upon Satoshi [419/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/24/15 09:39:48] Soappy [666/1087] has challenged unicron [62/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:40:42 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[08/26/15 03:25:29] Bl4ckD34tH, unicron, and Midsandhighs [1248/1468] have team battled Pici, Kyree, and a1291762 [1865/2158] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/15 15:04:49] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:35 towards level 47.
[08/26/15 22:00:21] Soappy [123/1087] has challenged unicron [56/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:59 is removed from Soappy's clock.
[08/27/15 03:02:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 12:47:54 toward level 47.
[08/27/15 08:03:34] Brainiac [77/707] has challenged unicron [29/567] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:56:49 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[08/27/15 11:56:14] unicron [243/567] has challenged kensington [32/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/28/15 07:28:48] Fattyeater [67/239] has challenged unicron [253/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Fattyeater's clock.
[08/30/15 02:30:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 2 days, 16:47:26 toward level 48.
[08/30/15 19:40:25] ChiefRA, dxrt, and unicron [1644/1980] have team battled JustAPerson, MJ94, and XVar [4/1476] and won! 0 days, 02:15:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/15 04:41:13] unicron [238/567] has challenged bendem [229/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/02/15 09:40:15] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:51 towards level 49.
[09/03/15 06:13:06] Milquetoast [62/556] has come upon unicron [410/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:48:51 is added to Milquetoast's clock.
[09/03/15 07:58:41] unicron [444/567] has come upon droogie [616/901] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:53:26 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/03/15 20:20:21] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:36 towards level 49.
[09/04/15 17:52:50] unicron [189/567] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [403/953] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:01 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/04/15 22:01:20] Darky [383/763] has challenged unicron [258/567] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:50:38 is removed from Darky's clock.
[09/06/15 06:46:14] icxcnika [51/229] has challenged unicron [33/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from icxcnika's clock.
[09/07/15 05:43:11] unicron [80/567] has challenged Kyree [574/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/07/15 11:49:56] unicron [314/567] has challenged nitzer [672/724] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/08/15 03:01:40] unicron [378/567] has come upon BronyDee [116/359] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:22:25 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/08/15 09:36:33] LuminolBlue [4/28] has challenged unicron [473/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to LuminolBlue's clock.
[09/08/15 13:47:24] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:26 towards level 50.
[09/08/15 15:12:21] woonack [27/698] has come upon unicron [46/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:24:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/12/15 01:12:36] unicron [131/567] has come upon sbp [469/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:01:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/12/15 05:58:39] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:42 towards level 50.
[09/12/15 07:06:05] unicron [263/567] has come upon Jareeta [452/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/13/15 22:45:55] unicron [209/567] has challenged suterismus [1054/1181] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:36:34 is added to unicron's clock.

[09/16/15 15:30:05] nitzer, r00f, and mwheeler [804/1808] have team battled fraq, unicron, and Satoshi [1548/1851] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/15 14:01:16] unicron [495/567] has come upon kenyon [502/1243] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:27 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/18/15 10:56:21] unicron [429/567] has come upon Lemelisk [252/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:24 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/19/15 00:35:31] unicron sharpened the edge of his weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/15 16:21:39] Mindscrew [297/334] has challenged unicron [219/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from Mindscrew's clock.
[09/21/15 00:12:21] MJ94, unicron, and Cameron_D [1111/2438] have team battled CornFly, Adar, and Volinde [367/1958] and won! 0 days, 00:14:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/15 01:11:26] unicron [32/583] has challenged suterismus [806/1181] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/22/15 13:03:41] Krenz [86/931] has challenged unicron [73/583] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:48:58 is removed from Krenz's clock.
[09/23/15 20:25:15] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:22 from level 51.
[09/24/15 16:47:34] Petri [181/226] has challenged unicron [248/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Petri's clock.
[09/25/15 13:29:19] Fluttershy [704/839] has come upon unicron [155/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:41:04 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/25/15 20:49:22] LordH, DrOfBaconNomics, and n0mad [573/1192] have team battled Asara, unicron, and ekaron [779/1634] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/15 23:29:04] hannesenator [73/466] has come upon unicron [329/583] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:08 is added to hannesenator's clock.
[09/25/15 23:31:38] unicron [270/583] has challenged Str1ngS [98/415] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:04:39 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/25/15 23:31:38] In the fierce battle, Str1ngS dropped his level 34 charm! unicron picks it up, tossing his old level 33 charm to Str1ngS.
[09/26/15 08:57:03] jenksy [0/635] has come upon unicron [57/584] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:59:15 is added to jenksy's clock.
[09/26/15 17:24:00] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:13 towards level 51.
[09/27/15 17:45:49] unicron [295/584] has challenged spaceCore [310/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/28/15 04:16:02] n0mad [135/267] has challenged unicron [258/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to n0mad's clock.
[09/28/15 12:08:21] unicron, n0mad, and fattrat [416/1609] have team battled Frogging101, Gatewayy, and Str1ngS [1021/1427] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/15 21:32:11] iViLe [213/947] has come upon unicron [197/584] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:23:56 is removed from iViLe's clock.
[09/29/15 01:10:42] Furry, strugart, and Prometheus [1839/2036] have team battled a1291762, unicron, and clearcasting [1634/2233] and won! 1 day, 05:38:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/15 05:47:22] gazarsgo, unicron, and Brom [1687/1905] have team battled charitwo, brendan, and bigjay [1060/2193] and won! 0 days, 16:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 05:49:21] unicron [448/584] has come upon Agent86 [336/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:43 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/02/15 14:22:34] unicron [11/584] has challenged MadHatter [125/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:30 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/02/15 18:24:00] grant050 [360/390] has challenged unicron [379/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:51 is added to grant050's clock.
[10/03/15 09:51:19] unicron [69/656] has challenged iynque [61/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:04:12 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/05/15 01:43:07] ruan [362/446] has challenged unicron [146/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:48:10 is removed from ruan's clock.
[10/07/15 19:04:23] theemstra [253/465] has come upon unicron [377/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:34:11 is added to theemstra's clock.
[10/08/15 18:46:23] unicron, bigjay, and Darky [1014/2203] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, joek, and intrnl [316/778] and won! 0 days, 06:08:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/15 20:02:03] mwheeler [151/470] has challenged unicron [154/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to mwheeler's clock.
[10/09/15 08:31:55] Chase [133/138] has challenged unicron [383/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Chase's clock.
[10/09/15 12:26:11] bl4ckscor3, blind, and grant050 [1251/1751] have team battled Loquatious, Tamini, and unicron [1500/1738] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/15 20:14:40] zid, SmOkE_RU, unicron, and Adar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/15 11:20:58] PBabebu [15/19] has challenged unicron [364/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[10/12/15 02:15:17] ChasedSpade, unicron, and Gatewayy [1594/1746] have team battled Oooooog, NoodleCake, and Foofin [348/1071] and won! 0 days, 12:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/15 12:13:26] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:05 from level 52.
[10/12/15 21:16:54] unicron [164/656] has come upon mwhahaha [334/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/13/15 06:04:40] Plasmastar [45/365] has come upon unicron [449/656] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:24:21 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[10/13/15 07:55:31] IdleMaster [398/453] has come upon unicron [383/656] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:28:19 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[10/13/15 11:19:55] Ravioli [32/339] has challenged unicron [643/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Ravioli's clock.
[10/14/15 05:00:45] Cysioland, Gaius, unicron, and Akiyuki have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/15 11:00:45] unicron [506/656] has challenged vegadark [354/552] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:11:23 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/19/15 08:50:19] pixelate [81/503] has challenged unicron [328/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:15:37 is added to pixelate's clock.
[10/20/15 07:56:20] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:09 towards level 53.
[10/20/15 14:24:19] splinny, iamzim, and BURUT [592/1352] have team battled unicron, m0shbear, and pixelate [749/1982] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/15 16:03:08] unicron burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/15 05:55:03] unicron [218/652] has come upon a1291762 [153/975] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:48:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/22/15 00:03:54] unicron was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:29:57 from level 53.
[10/22/15 18:23:28] unicron [575/652] has challenged LordH [13/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:45:00 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/23/15 08:30:34] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:05:28 is added to his clock.
[10/23/15 14:27:54] Datamosh [31/89] has challenged unicron [614/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Datamosh's clock.
[10/24/15 09:45:16] dindinx [357/663] has come upon unicron [421/652] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:56:02 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/24/15 22:23:02] petrichor [244/260] has challenged unicron [287/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to petrichor's clock.
[10/25/15 06:26:06] unicron [628/652] has come upon charitwo [94/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:12:59 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/26/15 04:55:06] unicron [32/652] has challenged sasaniak [491/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:40:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/26/15 18:31:02] D-NICE [24/25] has challenged unicron [145/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to D-NICE's clock.
[10/27/15 01:02:51] Frogging101 [267/530] has challenged unicron [138/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:43:13 is removed from Frogging101's clock.
[10/27/15 17:58:49] unicron [363/652] has challenged bendem [280/542] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/28/15 00:55:18] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:01:09 from level 54.
[10/28/15 01:34:13] sedrik [137/854] has come upon unicron [398/652] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:17:38 is added to sedrik's clock.
[10/28/15 11:09:38] K0HAX [60/326] has challenged unicron [433/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[10/28/15 17:20:05] XJR-9 [381/671] has challenged unicron [472/652] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:39:12 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[10/29/15 03:37:39] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:34 towards level 54.
[10/29/15 12:27:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 07:06:47 toward level 54.
[10/30/15 06:33:34] unicron [387/652] has challenged D-NICE [83/155] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:45:15 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/01/15 20:51:24] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:15 towards level 54.
[11/02/15 20:09:34] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:20 towards level 54.
[11/02/15 23:31:24] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:00:28 from level 54.
[11/03/15 23:51:57] unicron [219/652] has come upon Agent86 [592/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:56:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/03/15 23:52:24] unicron [282/652] has come upon Agent86 [420/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:57 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/04/15 20:04:19] DelayedReactions [35/298] has come upon unicron [79/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:26 is added to DelayedReactions's clock.
[11/13/15 00:04:41] unicron [642/652] has challenged idisjunction [819/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/13/15 01:30:41] Regnor, SudoKing, and unicron [2123/2295] have team battled Charris, yano, and Loquatious [1124/1518] and won! 0 days, 17:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 09:02:54] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:54:22 is added to his clock.
[11/13/15 15:13:10] ruan, Pici, and Heisenberg [1424/1796] have team battled lipek, unicron, and Beavis [100/2872] and won! 1 day, 19:42:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/15 17:19:27] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:30 towards level 54.
[11/13/15 19:05:43] sjefen6, unicron, and andoruh [421/1385] have team battled ChasedSpade, Jguy, and pfoley [1119/1666] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/15 12:55:08] Oculus [6/8] has challenged unicron [98/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Oculus's clock.
[11/15/15 09:21:09] unicron stole yasdorian's level 46 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 38 pair of gloves behind, which yasdorian then takes.
[11/16/15 09:16:58] @bc123 [14/28] has challenged unicron [505/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to @bc123's clock.
[11/17/15 04:32:01] kenyon [623/1456] has challenged unicron [204/659] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:39:53 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/17/15 12:34:45] unicron [397/659] has challenged Bl4ckD34tH [157/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:55 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/17/15 16:20:43] unicron [342/659] has challenged iamzim [98/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/18/15 03:06:04] Ironhoof, Syloq, and zid [633/1486] have team battled unicron, roy, and anal0g [124/1538] and won! 0 days, 06:09:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/15 07:50:41] Silvanus_Betrium [260/570] has come upon unicron [114/659] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:36:27 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/25/15 16:15:39] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:56 from level 55.
[11/26/15 00:53:58] Heisenberg [140/644] has come upon unicron [534/659] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:37 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[11/29/15 02:45:07] unicron stole Frogging101's level 69 shield while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 52 shield behind, which Frogging101 then takes.
[11/29/15 06:17:22] unicron [381/675] has challenged lux [363/365] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:30:58 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/29/15 12:19:21] unicron [540/675] has challenged jenksy [71/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:37:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/29/15 12:59:44] unicron [94/675] has come upon sasaniak [244/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:03:14 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/30/15 10:38:27] SpaceKookie [82/313] has come upon unicron [229/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:37 is added to SpaceKookie's clock.
[11/30/15 18:33:57] unicron [370/675] has challenged jenksy [177/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:29:52 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/30/15 18:56:44] PinkiePie [107/464] has challenged unicron [344/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to PinkiePie's clock.
[12/01/15 00:36:11] unicron [654/675] has challenged yano [552/661] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:17:02 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/01/15 00:36:11] unicron has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:59:10 is added to yano's clock.
[12/01/15 08:41:08] eva42 [765/845] has come upon unicron [578/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:02:19 is removed from eva42's clock.

[12/02/15 13:57:46] vox, unicron, and Plasmastar [527/1789] have team battled SchrodingersScat, identd, and zankore [16/1646] and won! 0 days, 08:13:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 14:24:32] identd [289/675] has come upon unicron [192/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:44:03 is removed from identd's clock.
[12/03/15 03:56:03] unicron [391/675] has challenged r00f [88/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:17:46 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/03/15 04:42:27] unicron [406/675] has come upon d34th [326/434] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:34:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/03/15 04:53:01] dindinx, grooverider, and x86_64 [381/2100] have team battled theemstra, unicron, and allo [1564/1636] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/15 20:02:12] unicron [673/675] has challenged dodobrain [275/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/04/15 06:03:05] Brainiac [32/698] has come upon unicron [40/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:14 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[12/08/15 18:38:45] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:58 towards level 55.
[12/10/15 10:10:18] unicron [594/675] has come upon Sir_Lemming [376/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:58:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/10/15 14:16:01] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:00 from level 55.
[12/11/15 12:05:34] unicron [199/686] has challenged arlen [575/741] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/11/15 15:42:12] Killerkid [206/639] has come upon unicron [639/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:47:20 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/12/15 23:05:02] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:47:53 towards level 56.
[12/13/15 01:28:02] blindbox [85/548] has challenged unicron [634/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:40:24 is added to blindbox's clock.
[12/13/15 11:27:01] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:19:55 from level 56.
[12/13/15 17:19:21] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:33 towards level 56.
[12/14/15 01:14:20] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:53:02 from level 56.
[12/14/15 14:23:13] pico [118/245] has challenged unicron [148/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to pico's clock.
[12/15/15 07:50:23] Frogging101, darkmage, and unicron [1271/2013] have team battled Diitto, Totengeist, and Fluttershy [2355/2514] and lost! 1 day, 01:13:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 07:53:51] kensington, brendan, and unicron [727/2185] have team battled KeboDK, arlen, and MJ94 [44/1813] and won! 5 days, 02:59:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 13:13:22] Killerkid [117/639] has come upon unicron [251/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:39:32 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/17/15 03:43:33] unicron [219/686] has come upon drazisil [398/423] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:22:02 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/17/15 10:09:55] unicron [125/686] has challenged MrGlass [112/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:02:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/19/15 16:10:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 07:33:37 from level 56.
[12/20/15 20:47:58] grant050 [438/508] has challenged unicron [253/686] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from grant050's clock.
[12/21/15 12:33:36] Alys [75/95] has challenged unicron [117/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Alys's clock.
[12/21/15 13:02:13] PBabebu [172/257] has challenged unicron [44/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from PBabebu's clock.
[12/24/15 05:34:51] unicron, KyloRen, and Brom [86/2013] have team battled Cameron_D, Boohbah, and pfoley [487/2352] and lost! 2 days, 00:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 06:06:51] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 03:01:45 is added to his clock.
[12/24/15 08:17:20] unicron [45/686] has challenged clonak [82/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:14:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/24/15 19:10:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 7 days, 23:55:46 toward level 56.
[12/27/15 02:20:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 9 days, 18:54:30 toward level 56.
[12/29/15 01:46:49] Kered [4/306] has challenged unicron [108/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Kered's clock.
[12/29/15 10:55:35] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:44 towards level 56.
[12/30/15 06:25:33] shandor [268/687] has come upon unicron [220/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:00:04 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/31/15 00:53:32] Mateusz [448/774] has come upon unicron [624/702] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:52:29 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/31/15 04:08:02] unicron [30/702] has come upon MrGlass [260/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:17 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/31/15 06:11:35] FakeWizard, Samus, and Kered [1238/1543] have team battled unicron, woonack, and roy [991/1836] and won! 0 days, 04:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 22:31:34] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:45 towards level 56.
[01/01/16 15:36:46] unicron [165/702] has challenged Hydrogenum [301/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:43 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/01/16 22:47:53] unicron [149/702] has challenged Meta [83/663] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/01/16 22:48:26] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:31 towards level 57.
[01/02/16 14:45:40] unicron [325/702] has challenged pico [253/364] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:29:48 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/03/16 15:10:26] Evrial [224/535] has come upon unicron [515/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:08:12 is added to Evrial's clock.
[01/04/16 23:06:52] lux [345/374] has challenged unicron [614/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:27 is added to lux's clock.
[01/05/16 05:09:08] jenksy [123/665] has challenged unicron [89/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:05:37 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[01/05/16 05:09:08] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped his level 108 tunic! jenksy picks it up, tossing his old level 99 tunic to unicron.
[01/05/16 17:37:03] Pici [604/704] has come upon unicron [604/694] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:20:22 is removed from Pici's clock.
[01/07/16 12:30:07] unicron [414/694] has challenged MJ94 [670/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:39:30 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/08/16 02:35:30] unicron [402/694] has challenged Oooooog [106/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:42:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/08/16 06:41:04] unicron, Asara, and Lenny [1919/2560] have team battled iynque, lux, and strugart [359/1809] and won! 2 days, 13:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 15:40:36] ruan [230/449] has challenged unicron [221/694] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:02:15 is removed from ruan's clock.
[01/10/16 00:34:38] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:23 towards level 57.
[01/10/16 09:56:39] unicron [655/694] has challenged Onceuponaban [236/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:31:02 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/10/16 14:11:45] unicron died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:01 from level 57.
[01/12/16 10:27:15] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:00 towards level 57.
[01/13/16 16:19:09] unicron [288/702] has come upon Danthemandoo [187/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:04 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/15/16 18:45:47] unicron [108/702] has challenged pdg [91/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:46 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/16/16 02:15:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 12:52:59 toward level 57.
[01/16/16 12:19:06] unicron sharpened the edge of his weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/16 20:07:37] unicron [196/719] has come upon kapitanluffy [347/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:14 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/17/16 00:52:46] unicron [622/719] has come upon Nic [162/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:28 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/17/16 01:06:18] mixxit [166/228] has challenged unicron [311/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/17/16 03:30:21] unicron [716/719] has challenged Virtual [498/832] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/17/16 05:08:29] unicron [516/719] has come upon Fahrenheit [81/300] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:07:24 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/20/16 08:26:32] unicron [530/719] has challenged bren [161/207] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:11:57 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/20/16 19:18:03] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:23 towards level 58.
[01/21/16 14:30:20] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:56:44 from level 58.
[01/22/16 03:43:02] unicron [378/719] has challenged CornFly [152/986] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:58:10 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/22/16 23:32:02] unicron [571/719] has come upon MrGlass [82/405] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:04:19 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/23/16 18:47:36] Zaratustra [748/915] has challenged unicron [206/719] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/24/16 13:06:01] argus, double, and unicron [40/2027] have team battled KyloRen, Gizmokid2005, and Bkid [1412/2039] and lost! 1 day, 19:04:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/16 20:25:14] Tharbakery [399/430] has challenged unicron [389/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:37:04 is removed from Tharbakery's clock.
[01/27/16 13:19:52] unicron [111/719] has come upon Cenhinen [267/583] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:12:43 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/29/16 01:56:02] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:13 is added to his clock.
[01/29/16 13:51:13] yasdorian [99/598] has come upon unicron [16/719] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:00:45 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[01/29/16 19:17:09] RistoUuranmaki, Totengeist, and lux [95/1866] have team battled unicron, charitwo, and Sixbierehomme [295/2055] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/16 11:58:53] Douhet [617/760] has challenged unicron [291/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:09 is removed from Douhet's clock.
[01/30/16 11:58:53] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped his level 73 helm! Douhet picks it up, tossing his old level 60 helm to unicron.
[01/31/16 04:54:46] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:45 towards level 58.
[01/31/16 06:34:33] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:04 towards level 58.
[01/31/16 18:10:17] unicron [581/707] has challenged sparrowhawk [82/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:33:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/31/16 23:34:46] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:29 towards level 58.
[02/01/16 12:06:40] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:22 towards level 58.
[02/02/16 04:05:45] kapitanluffy [362/645] has come upon unicron [329/707] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:50:03 is removed from kapitanluffy's clock.
[02/03/16 08:34:28] XJR-9 [254/635] has challenged unicron [209/707] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:31:59 is removed from XJR-9's clock.
[02/04/16 17:40:26] unicron [488/707] has come upon zokko [2/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:52:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/04/16 21:18:24] unicron [685/707] has come upon Diitto [537/880] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:35:35 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/05/16 22:38:22] rharwood [430/686] has come upon unicron [381/707] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:38:13 is removed from rharwood's clock.
[02/06/16 09:01:52] unicron [676/707] has challenged Alys [198/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:13 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/06/16 10:35:02] unicron [56/707] has challenged sbp [196/593] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:24:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/06/16 11:04:32] r00f, d34th, and unicron [1422/2072] have team battled Nic, Babar, and CornFly [2242/2286] and lost! 2 days, 12:52:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/16 22:19:25] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:29:31 towards level 59.
[02/07/16 15:13:11] unicron [496/707] has challenged sasaniak [165/700] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:36:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/08/16 01:37:00] tspange, theemstra, and Chuck [1280/1397] have team battled petrichor, freeboson, and unicron [193/1897] and won! 0 days, 13:36:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/16 12:47:41] unicron [395/707] has come upon Sixbierehomme [736/773] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:17:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/09/16 11:36:29] Pithlit, Ttech, and KyloRen [806/2357] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and irix [2149/2666] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/16 02:10:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 13 days, 12:41:12 toward level 59.
[02/10/16 04:36:02] unicron [656/707] has challenged Cypher [250/922] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:45:22 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/10/16 12:31:59] unicron, shandor, and Opodeldoc [272/1739] have team battled WallIdl, joek, and SlowRiot [1110/1662] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/16 19:09:44] Ladon [266/856] has challenged unicron [224/707] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:38:09 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[02/13/16 03:30:45] unicron [585/707] has come upon Gmane [118/343] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:40:40 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/14/16 19:28:55] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:47 from level 59.
[02/15/16 14:07:22] grooverider [44/881] has come upon unicron [605/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:57:00 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/15/16 16:24:56] himuraken [27/66] has challenged unicron [667/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to himuraken's clock.
[02/15/16 21:54:41] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:38:20 from level 59.
[02/16/16 00:02:20] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:35:05 from level 59.
[02/16/16 13:40:26] unicron [0/707] has come upon Totengeist [309/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:16 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/16/16 20:16:53] Sohnae [262/489] has challenged unicron [384/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Sohnae's clock.
[02/16/16 20:37:05] unicron misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:05:14 from level 59.
[02/16/16 22:48:19] unicron [435/707] has come upon woonack [471/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:14:57 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/17/16 00:16:45] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:06:43 from level 59.
[02/23/16 11:54:22] MadMan [298/551] has challenged unicron [589/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:53 is added to MadMan's clock.
[02/25/16 10:08:28] d34th, a1291762, and sjefen6 [436/1944] have team battled unicron, Mateusz, and BURUT [337/2053] and won! 1 day, 11:49:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 11:32:00] Scar3cr0w, Birdbones, and Milquetoast [2452/2669] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and Diitto [965/2704] and won! 2 days, 10:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/16 14:41:57] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:43 towards level 59.
[02/26/16 00:02:34] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:29 towards level 59.
[02/26/16 08:10:02] RBecker [569/674] has challenged unicron [621/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:51:10 is added to RBecker's clock.
[02/26/16 22:29:37] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:53 towards level 59.
[02/27/16 04:29:35] Pascal [129/168] has challenged unicron [161/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Pascal's clock.
[02/27/16 06:24:39] FakeWizard, Andries, and unicron [1243/1724] have team battled Furry, aucg, and Asara [1167/2056] and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 13:02:03] Misza, unicron, and yasdorian [391/2280] have team battled holloway, Valkor, and RBecker [1525/2060] and lost! 1 day, 18:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/16 13:58:30] SoueulS [108/204] has challenged unicron [422/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to SoueulS's clock.
[02/28/16 18:21:58] NoodleCake, kier, and Adar [1111/1710] have team battled pixelate, Xyrael, and unicron [513/2017] and won! 0 days, 01:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 02:01:40] pants, unicron, and grant050 [1138/1794] have team battled Str1ngS, rharwood, and Killerkid [1726/1944] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/29/16 02:04:14] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:12 from level 59.
[02/29/16 12:39:16] ChasedSpade, Crazypedia, and unicron [1355/1523] have team battled thesleepingrozek, holloway, and DesertStorm [654/1308] and won! 0 days, 00:14:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 14:37:10] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:58 towards level 59.
[02/29/16 21:37:05] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:06:15 is added to his clock.
[03/01/16 01:43:41] holloway [309/431] has challenged unicron [461/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:47:23 is added to holloway's clock.
[03/01/16 02:38:46] unicron got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:52:12 from level 59.
[03/01/16 12:05:13] unicron had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:45 towards level 59.
[03/02/16 12:56:09] unicron [697/710] has challenged d34th [305/611] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:01:15 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/03/16 11:09:51] shandor [565/703] has come upon unicron [635/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:10:46 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/04/16 12:57:09] unicron [65/710] has come upon pfoley [260/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:34:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/04/16 15:35:36] unicron [708/710] has challenged yasdorian [180/591] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:00:44 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/04/16 15:35:36] unicron has dealt yasdorian a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:57:05 is added to yasdorian's clock.
[03/04/16 15:36:18] thesleepingrozek [309/359] has challenged unicron [429/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to thesleepingrozek's clock.
[03/04/16 22:00:20] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:03 towards level 59.
[03/05/16 12:55:00] wvlf [62/218] has challenged unicron [403/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to wvlf's clock.
[03/05/16 23:38:38] KyloRen [312/662] has come upon unicron [465/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:49 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[03/07/16 05:05:31] RBecker [322/674] has come upon unicron [581/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:04 is added to RBecker's clock.
[03/08/16 18:28:45] felixfire619 [12/16] has challenged unicron [465/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to felixfire619's clock.
[03/09/16 00:02:09] Bvarne [294/382] has challenged unicron [412/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Bvarne's clock.
[03/09/16 08:57:23] unicron [522/710] has challenged grooverider [5/856] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/11/16 04:29:29] Lios [182/465] has challenged unicron [399/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:24 is added to Lios's clock.
[03/11/16 06:23:45] Meta, kenyon, and unicron [2525/2732] have team battled dindinx, Akiyuki, and fbenoit [1417/1698] and won! 0 days, 23:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/16 10:05:41] Asara [254/814] has come upon unicron [332/710] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:56:02 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/14/16 21:03:49] Lowbow [415/480] has come upon unicron [375/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:35:08 is removed from Lowbow's clock.
[03/14/16 22:30:11] thesleepingrozek [310/359] has come upon unicron [383/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:15 is added to thesleepingrozek's clock.
[03/15/16 05:02:10] echeese, Reed, and RistoUuranmaki [13/1013] have team battled vegadark, Oooooog, and unicron [719/1594] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/16 07:19:25] bootdisk [247/367] has come upon unicron [318/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:35 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[03/17/16 13:42:49] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:35:28 is added to his clock.
[03/18/16 19:23:35] GilbertErik, double, and unicron [928/1781] have team battled wvlf, kusuriya, and SpaceKookie [914/1144] and won! 0 days, 17:34:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/16 01:12:05] unicron [601/710] has come upon Schrodinger [199/474] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:20:30 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/20/16 21:24:52] unicron [709/710] has come upon zbart [190/410] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:38:34 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/21/16 16:12:13] uhmmm [116/310] has challenged unicron [498/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to uhmmm's clock.
[03/21/16 16:23:44] unicron [516/719] has come upon grooverider [832/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:18:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/22/16 01:41:02] unicron left his weapon out in the rain to rust! unicron's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/16 04:43:51] unicron, rxcomm, and vox [1673/2320] have team battled tmberg, JensRex, and DoomedExistence [572/1397] and won! 0 days, 10:58:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/16 18:32:56] unicron [526/700] has challenged Globalirc [201/612] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:06:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/27/16 11:33:38] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:00 towards level 60.
[03/27/16 13:13:19] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:08 towards level 60.
[03/28/16 05:52:44] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:51 towards level 60.
[03/28/16 10:22:58] unicron [651/700] has come upon SchrodingersScat [110/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:17:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/28/16 17:57:53] unicron [641/700] has challenged argus [704/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:57:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/30/16 07:25:26] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:02:11 is added to his clock.
[03/30/16 12:31:32] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:31 towards level 60.
[03/30/16 15:13:16] Kiesteel, Mirc0p, and unicron [61/1353] have team battled Xenthys, Imhalek, and charitwo [344/1297] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 15:54:21] Virtual, unicron, and BURUT [600/1766] have team battled masterme120, Zaratustra, and Jareeta [215/2288] and won! 0 days, 13:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 03:28:16] noice [4/256] has challenged unicron [122/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to noice's clock.
[04/04/16 05:33:11] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:20:13 is added to his clock.
[04/05/16 10:33:08] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:34 towards level 60.
[04/06/16 01:09:43] fraq [155/963] has challenged unicron [440/700] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:52:35 is added to fraq's clock.
[04/06/16 13:11:14] IdleMaster [218/447] has come upon unicron [394/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:25 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[04/08/16 00:45:39] Knorr, Fluttershy, and Darky [2162/2191] have team battled unicron, thesleepingrozek, and zbart [236/1526] and won! 0 days, 02:12:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 14:11:45] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:39 from level 60.
[04/12/16 08:42:56] unicron [69/700] has challenged keeper_c [156/1239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:56 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/12/16 18:46:31] unicron [402/700] has challenged robox [430/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:40 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/13/16 15:28:30] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:00 towards level 60.
[04/14/16 23:26:33] unicron [522/700] has challenged pfoley [95/596] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:49:20 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/15/16 15:12:20] unicron [80/700] has challenged PBabebu [103/335] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:16:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/16/16 08:27:20] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:40:29 towards level 61.
[04/16/16 15:50:52] AbacusAvenger [46/110] has challenged unicron [271/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to AbacusAvenger's clock.
[04/16/16 21:02:22] unicron was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:43:25 from level 61.
[04/17/16 16:11:09] unicron [587/700] has come upon SirMonkeybox [279/861] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:51:08 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/19/16 07:13:55] Darky [629/793] has come upon unicron [698/700] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:14:25 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/20/16 06:02:43] unicron slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! unicron's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/16 23:58:27] Satoshi [679/819] has challenged unicron [204/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:31:37 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/21/16 13:03:14] unicron [59/696] has challenged idisjunction [637/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:48:55 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/21/16 19:32:03] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:34:43 towards level 61.
[04/23/16 00:45:25] unicron [394/696] has come upon mecorx [88/200] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:38:17 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/23/16 01:11:16] unicron [675/696] has come upon Zye [211/344] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:33:42 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/23/16 01:11:16] unicron has dealt Zye a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:08:55 is added to Zye's clock.
[04/23/16 06:00:02] unicron [156/696] has come upon Boohbah [499/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:06:07 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/23/16 11:42:27] MJ94 [617/667] has come upon unicron [464/696] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:48:53 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/24/16 12:17:17] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:20:06 towards level 61.
[04/24/16 19:31:10] unicron [452/696] has challenged AbacusAvenger [97/442] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:47:57 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/25/16 20:53:29] unicron broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:05:32 from level 61.
[04/26/16 17:10:31] unicron [280/696] has come upon Tratos [247/594] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:10:26 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/27/16 07:02:23] Herb_Tarlek [64/127] has challenged unicron [135/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[04/27/16 19:03:06] vegadark [130/409] has come upon unicron [315/696] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:30:22 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/28/16 02:02:02] unicron [614/696] has challenged SlowRiot [718/955] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:08:07 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/28/16 05:21:24] Zoddo [172/277] has challenged unicron [331/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[04/28/16 11:05:31] Lios [528/700] has challenged unicron [174/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:20:27 is removed from Lios's clock.
[04/28/16 15:50:31] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:49 towards level 61.
[05/01/16 14:12:49] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:32 towards level 61.
[05/01/16 18:54:39] unicron was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:04:32 from level 61.
[05/01/16 19:33:57] Kable [126/854] has challenged unicron [214/696] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Kable's clock.
[05/02/16 00:12:18] unicron was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:27 from level 61.
[05/02/16 14:04:53] babilen [509/536] has challenged unicron [562/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to babilen's clock.
[05/03/16 19:26:36] desspugne [231/1001] has come upon unicron [530/696] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:31:17 is added to desspugne's clock.
[05/03/16 20:27:02] Adar [294/577] has come upon unicron [235/696] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:54:16 is removed from Adar's clock.
[05/04/16 06:46:35] unicron [247/696] has come upon PiotrekD [432/562] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:10:26 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/05/16 21:51:18] unicron, Ggoes, and mordac [1174/1486] have team battled bootdisk, PersonalJ, and MadMan [546/1733] and won! 0 days, 15:42:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/16 01:33:46] bigjay, MrGlass, and Lios [11/2169] have team battled KeboDK, unicron, and theZoMBiE [1590/1956] and lost! 0 days, 22:34:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 00:34:14] arlen [845/1007] has challenged unicron [127/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:48 is removed from arlen's clock.
[05/09/16 03:08:50] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:21 towards level 61.
[05/09/16 18:51:13] unicron [594/696] has come upon magnetik [204/524] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:04 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/10/16 04:20:58] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:19 towards level 61.
[05/11/16 14:10:07] brycec [581/673] has challenged unicron [665/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:33 is added to brycec's clock.
[05/11/16 15:41:35] unicron, Bvarne, and AbacusAvenger [1303/1852] have team battled Cameron_D, argus, and kier [945/2409] and won! 0 days, 03:45:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 07:08:17] unicron [695/696] has come upon Doctor [472/1007] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:27:15 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/13/16 07:08:17] unicron has dealt Doctor a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:52:36 is added to Doctor's clock.
[05/14/16 10:37:02] SirMonkeybox [568/848] has challenged unicron [489/696] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:23:46 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/14/16 23:10:43] unicron [489/696] has come upon brycec [374/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:35:35 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/15/16 07:16:37] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:30 towards level 61.
[05/15/16 10:57:44] zigzag [115/345] has come upon unicron [363/696] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:30 is added to zigzag's clock.
[05/15/16 23:43:52] unicron [161/696] has come upon Cameron_D [498/1095] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:29 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/16/16 07:41:49] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to his clock.
[05/16/16 07:55:36] unicron was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:20 from level 61.

[05/16/16 17:46:11] Cenhinen, unicron, and gabriel [2364/2444] have team battled xerox123, lipek, and Plasmastar [1650/1746] and won! 0 days, 01:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 18:37:26] TheVoid, unicron, and roy [680/1752] have team battled Gmane, PiotrekD, and Killerkid [1447/1804] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/16 23:29:56] unicron [529/713] has challenged Lios [259/750] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/17/16 08:26:16] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 06:01:51 is added to his clock.
[05/17/16 09:44:03] unicron lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:40:08 from level 62.
[05/18/16 02:41:12] everbrew [266/499] has challenged unicron [111/713] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from everbrew's clock.
[05/18/16 11:27:50] unicron misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:57:12 from level 62.
[05/18/16 12:00:13] Woona [37/231] has challenged unicron [645/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/19/16 09:56:59] unicron [192/713] has challenged qrry [31/79] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:29:23 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/19/16 13:37:32] unicron, Furry, and xerox123 [1199/1553] have team battled sloth, Pokota, and yasdorian [661/1410] and won! 0 days, 03:56:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/16 13:56:34] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:05:07 towards level 62.
[05/19/16 18:18:03] brendan, Satoshi, unicron, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/16 06:56:43] unicron stole MetaNova's level 43 set of leggings while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 35 set of leggings behind, which MetaNova then takes.
[05/20/16 13:33:20] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:08:23 towards level 62.
[05/20/16 19:29:56] DoomedExistence, SynthesizerPatel, and Cenhinen [998/1936] have team battled AngryParsley, Virtual, and unicron [702/2159] and won! 0 days, 04:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/16 09:21:15] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:57:41 towards level 62.
[05/21/16 13:15:53] honkybonky [534/731] has challenged unicron [529/720] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:52:37 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[05/21/16 19:51:39] OverCoder [176/191] has challenged unicron [154/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:07 is removed from OverCoder's clock.
[05/21/16 20:18:33] roy [176/575] has challenged unicron [261/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:16:12 is added to roy's clock.
[05/22/16 02:21:28] r00f, RBecker, and Schrodinger [1571/2207] have team battled kork, Majak, and unicron [212/1542] and won! 1 day, 01:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 08:15:37] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:21 towards level 62.
[05/23/16 13:03:57] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:57 towards level 62.
[05/25/16 02:54:28] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:01 towards level 62.
[05/26/16 10:47:24] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:35 towards level 62.
[05/26/16 12:02:15] kork [366/435] has challenged unicron [331/720] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:37:25 is removed from kork's clock.
[05/26/16 21:30:20] Cameron_D [872/1116] has come upon unicron [491/720] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:07:33 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[05/27/16 10:46:35] unicron [326/720] has come upon JensRex [79/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:40:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/28/16 02:41:09] allo [26/458] has come upon unicron [246/720] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:25:02 is added to allo's clock.
[05/28/16 10:05:09] unicron [656/720] has come upon m0shbear [598/637] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:55:21 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/28/16 11:35:44] oooooooooooooooo [228/338] has challenged unicron [79/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[05/28/16 21:00:10] unicron [201/720] has come upon PiMp0r [170/413] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:47:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/30/16 04:35:39] unicron [562/720] has challenged Chuck [250/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:43:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/30/16 09:49:27] Eldoreth [289/292] has challenged unicron [618/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/31/16 16:37:59] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:08 towards level 62.
[06/01/16 09:25:24] Mirc0p [45/519] has challenged unicron [539/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[06/02/16 08:04:22] Lemelisk [947/1169] has challenged unicron [132/720] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:34:20 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[06/04/16 00:37:48] nitzer, Sir_Lemming, and RistoUuranmaki [927/1909] have team battled unicron, TauPan, and Jareeta [560/2096] and won! 4 days, 03:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 17:25:48] unicron [669/720] has challenged blizgerg [623/806] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:30:34 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/04/16 17:28:22] PersonalJ, Geela, and Simie [1165/1833] have team battled vBm, unicron, and theemstra [1248/1556] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/16 15:34:05] unicron [27/720] has challenged Danthemandoo [612/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:48:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/06/16 01:37:45] MrGlass [244/652] has challenged unicron [262/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:28 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/06/16 01:48:27] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 08:37:12 is added to his clock.
[06/06/16 12:40:01] FakeWizard [406/556] has come upon unicron [541/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:46:44 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/07/16 11:18:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 01:46:50 from level 63.
[06/11/16 05:56:14] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 08:05:17 is added to his clock.
[06/11/16 07:19:21] Nofew, Boohbah, and colints [1161/2015] have team battled tspange, Frogging101, and unicron [821/2107] and won! 0 days, 00:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 13:32:50] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 10:30:43 is added to his clock.
[06/12/16 20:54:59] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:47:26 towards level 63.
[06/14/16 15:01:48] FakeWizard [467/556] has challenged unicron [652/720] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[06/15/16 04:14:28] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:01:56 towards level 63.
[06/15/16 17:16:27] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:54:21 is added to his clock.
[06/15/16 19:20:36] unicron [260/720] has challenged Sir_Lemming [580/599] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:12:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/18/16 20:54:01] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:44:56 from level 63.
[06/20/16 22:52:46] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:48:19 from level 63.
[06/21/16 10:19:47] unicron, Zaratustra, and Darky [1126/2377] have team battled Gamil, Zye, and Agent86 [977/1220] and won! 0 days, 14:04:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/16 08:42:28] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:03:27 towards level 63.
[06/22/16 15:16:21] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:28:43 from level 63.
[06/25/16 04:28:29] iViLe, unicron, and Antutuuuuu [2043/2236] have team battled Frogging101, VoidFox, and argus [49/1612] and won! 1 day, 01:24:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/16 07:50:19] unicron [192/724] has challenged IndigoTiger [202/383] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:00:58 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/26/16 16:23:16] Nofew, unicron, and Zye [71/2098] have team battled daemoneye, vox, and honkybonky [1117/2296] and lost! 0 days, 20:56:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/16 13:52:15] Pici [723/819] has come upon unicron [99/724] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:54:06 is removed from Pici's clock.
[06/28/16 05:53:33] pixelate [485/527] has come upon unicron [271/724] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:44:58 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[06/28/16 06:21:25] robflop [19/237] has challenged unicron [463/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to robflop's clock.
[06/29/16 16:52:45] unicron [505/724] has come upon damyan [800/828] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:25:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/01/16 22:07:58] pants [454/717] has come upon unicron [420/724] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:50:46 is removed from pants's clock.
[07/03/16 06:12:24] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:14:08 is added to his clock.
[07/03/16 10:50:13] unicron [21/724] has challenged MJ94 [522/660] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:27:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/04/16 06:31:19] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:00:18 is added to his clock.
[07/04/16 06:57:13] unicron [269/724] has challenged woonack [360/497] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:16:28 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/07/16 04:11:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 23 days, 12:51:09 toward level 63.
[07/07/16 05:15:43] Ttech [1131/1401] has come upon unicron [676/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:04:15 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/07/16 10:49:15] Killerkid, theZoMBiE, and unicron [1504/2248] have team battled Antutuuuuu, Ttech, and Lios [749/2637] and won! 0 days, 23:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/16 14:22:23] unicron [542/724] has come upon Cypher [571/985] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/09/16 13:36:55] Jareeta, AbacusAvenger, unicron, and suterismus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/16 22:51:47] Sailor_Venus [52/373] has challenged unicron [82/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Sailor_Venus's clock.
[07/11/16 23:23:28] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:05 towards level 63.
[07/12/16 03:04:08] arlen [298/1015] has challenged unicron [42/724] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:35:45 is removed from arlen's clock.
[07/12/16 12:40:52] kangaroo [63/138] has challenged unicron [598/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to kangaroo's clock.
[07/13/16 03:14:08] woonack, sbp, and Ironhoof [858/1933] have team battled unicron, Bkid, and jdb [830/1994] and won! 3 days, 00:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 09:20:10] Mithkabob [29/249] has challenged unicron [313/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[07/16/16 23:12:59] Andries [285/578] has challenged unicron [469/724] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:28:20 is added to Andries's clock.
[07/17/16 02:14:12] ryushe [511/902] has challenged unicron [171/724] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:38 is removed from ryushe's clock.
[07/17/16 02:39:08] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:17:07 is added to his clock.
[07/18/16 00:07:27] Brainiac, Andries, and MrGlass [1885/1961] have team battled dodobrain, Mjolnir, and unicron [124/1658] and won! 1 day, 04:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 16:03:55] Doctor, RistoUuranmaki, and Milquetoast [240/2447] have team battled cirdan, Mjolnir, and unicron [1491/1795] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/16 17:02:21] Anaxyn [377/458] has come upon unicron [327/724] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:21:14 is removed from Anaxyn's clock.
[07/18/16 17:03:03] unicron [37/724] has come upon Bkid [153/622] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:17:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/19/16 12:36:00] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:36 towards level 63.
[07/19/16 19:25:50] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:22 towards level 63.
[07/20/16 10:45:33] unicron [519/724] has challenged blizgerg [234/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:39:44 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/20/16 21:10:13] Tenorman [542/809] has come upon unicron [514/724] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:46:56 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/24/16 02:26:30] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:30:33 is added to his clock.
[07/24/16 05:28:06] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:41 towards level 63.
[07/24/16 07:32:20] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:51 towards level 63.
[07/24/16 11:25:13] unicron [428/724] has challenged zankore [59/742] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:29:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/25/16 04:32:50] unicron [324/724] has come upon blind [485/782] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/25/16 22:40:41] unicron, SirNeo, and zid [402/2014] have team battled grooverider, irix, and roy [711/2526] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 02:36:02] Ladon [871/979] has come upon unicron [402/724] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:48:27 is removed from Ladon's clock.
[07/26/16 02:36:02] Ladon has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:00:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/26/16 06:36:59] PeterOJ [17/235] has challenged unicron [198/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to PeterOJ's clock.
[07/26/16 09:01:50] unicron [418/724] has come upon sjefen6 [230/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:12:25 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/27/16 20:56:16] unicron [298/724] has challenged theemstra [419/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/28/16 23:48:59] unicron [222/724] has challenged MrGlass [353/541] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/29/16 02:18:25] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:06:51 towards level 64.
[07/29/16 18:13:30] unicron [634/724] has challenged naf [125/497] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:11:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/29/16 18:13:30] unicron has dealt naf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to naf's clock.
[07/30/16 06:10:44] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:10:52 towards level 64.
[07/30/16 21:23:53] Anaxyn [233/458] has challenged unicron [611/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:49 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[07/31/16 03:57:04] Realmy [187/260] has challenged unicron [238/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Realmy's clock.
[07/31/16 09:15:43] CornFly [830/949] has come upon unicron [193/724] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:10 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/31/16 10:28:08] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:01:53 from level 64.
[07/31/16 21:33:13] unicron [265/718] has challenged PiotrekD [106/611] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:44:15 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/01/16 19:50:28] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:33 towards level 64.
[08/01/16 23:57:40] Diitto, ville, unicron, and Ladon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/16 01:24:20] Douhet, Babar, and unicron [415/2592] have team battled Beavis, Majak, and PinkiePie [1508/2060] and lost! 1 day, 06:00:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/16 09:29:09] theZoMBiE [517/648] has come upon unicron [65/718] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:43:45 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/02/16 20:20:45] unicron [151/718] has come upon AngryParsley [636/714] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:51:25 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/04/16 15:15:07] Anaxyn, sjefen6, and unicron [551/1550] have team battled Babar, dax, and yano [935/2090] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/16 04:49:40] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:27:14 towards level 64.
[08/07/16 14:50:01] BURUT, unicron, and vegadark [589/2009] have team battled PiMp0r, Sixbierehomme, and Regnor [74/2104] and won! 0 days, 15:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 04:15:29] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 16:25:29 is added to his clock.
[08/08/16 19:44:11] unicron [203/718] has come upon Sailor_Venus [313/411] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:23:27 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/09/16 07:14:30] Asara [524/1122] has challenged unicron [638/718] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/09/16 11:08:37] KyloRen [173/720] has come upon unicron [424/718] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:28:18 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/10/16 16:22:31] MadMan, oooooooooooooooo, and ChasedSpade [1231/1749] have team battled unicron, mwhahaha, and brendan [1117/2282] and won! 0 days, 23:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/16 18:16:27] Tenorman, SudoKing, and zid [28/2327] have team battled unicron, Killerkid, and basepi [296/2178] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/16 18:32:25] brendan, Babar, and Cenhinen [530/2573] have team battled cirdan, unicron, and sjums_the_great [124/1937] and won! 0 days, 05:36:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 02:48:39] unicron [225/718] has come upon dclaw123 [31/351] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:29:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/11/16 15:13:28] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:33 towards level 64.
[08/14/16 03:03:03] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:57 towards level 64.
[08/15/16 11:07:28] Satoshi [175/761] has come upon unicron [66/718] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:11:40 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[08/15/16 23:16:39] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:29 from level 64.
[08/16/16 17:53:38] Eiam, Schmid, and unicron [869/1766] have team battled Andries, darkmage, and kenyon [419/2754] and won! 0 days, 14:24:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 23:16:29] Iri [337/347] has challenged unicron [318/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from Iri's clock.
[08/19/16 09:28:37] unicron [226/718] has challenged roy [428/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:58:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/20/16 03:08:16] CrowZero [212/234] has challenged unicron [367/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to CrowZero's clock.
[08/20/16 23:41:28] unicron, vBm, and PiotrekD [1102/1849] have team battled Zaratustra, woonack, and XJR-9 [1225/2294] and lost! 2 days, 02:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 17:20:57] unicron [327/718] has challenged Sailor_Venus [374/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:10:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/22/16 02:20:09] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:19 towards level 64.
[08/22/16 04:21:34] unicron [603/718] has come upon Pici [653/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:44:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/22/16 11:58:18] cirdan, Relayer, and ville [498/1834] have team battled dwfreed, unicron, and soltys [799/1825] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 16:29:12] vegadark [238/443] has challenged unicron [26/718] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:41:27 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/22/16 21:15:06] Firien [705/878] has challenged unicron [663/718] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Firien's clock.
[08/22/16 23:54:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 15:36:08 from level 64.
[08/24/16 17:28:34] Eldoreth [69/372] has come upon unicron [246/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:14:07 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[08/25/16 17:11:12] Scaramanger [53/250] has challenged unicron [654/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Scaramanger's clock.
[08/25/16 23:04:54] fangfufu [403/553] has come upon unicron [53/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:10:49 is removed from fangfufu's clock.
[08/26/16 07:24:32] unicron [23/718] has come upon Furry [508/624] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:28:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/26/16 11:43:04] Anaxyn [234/745] has come upon unicron [470/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:40 is added to Anaxyn's clock.
[08/27/16 02:15:30] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:10 towards level 64.
[08/27/16 15:40:10] unicron, Xenthys, and Majak [1501/1972] have team battled tspange, magnetik, and woonack [1643/1771] and lost! 3 days, 10:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/16 03:19:33] fattrat [526/645] has challenged unicron [450/718] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:04:37 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/29/16 12:08:49] unicron, cirdan, and Merkel [395/1811] have team battled allo, DoomedExistence, and Realmy [1197/1540] and lost! 0 days, 03:43:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 21:04:14] unicron, sjefen6, and yasdorian [756/1695] have team battled zokko, holloway, and SudoKing [658/1726] and won! 3 days, 01:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 23:39:54] rharwood, unicron, and MontyZuma [168/2297] have team battled Schmid, Misza, and Milquetoast [1900/2242] and lost! 1 day, 04:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/16 02:56:19] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:35 towards level 64.
[08/31/16 16:04:14] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 19:14:21 is added to his clock.
[08/31/16 22:06:33] Ladon, Jagon, and Brainiac [1353/2288] have team battled Misza, Milquetoast, and unicron [136/2552] and won! 1 day, 12:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 23:12:53] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:27:27 is added to his clock.
[09/03/16 11:30:41] mordac [271/582] has come upon unicron [72/718] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:23:15 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/03/16 11:30:41] mordac has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:36:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/03/16 23:31:14] unicron [603/718] has challenged Anaxyn [27/750] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:04:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/05/16 09:09:47] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:51 from level 64.
[09/06/16 17:59:04] shandor [20/777] has come upon unicron [74/718] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:35:13 is added to shandor's clock.
[09/09/16 10:46:32] unicron had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:15 towards level 64.
[09/09/16 12:19:12] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:19 from level 64.
[09/11/16 06:33:02] unicron broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:06 from level 64.
[09/14/16 03:31:32] CornFly, Mjolnir, and Mithkabob [542/1690] have team battled unicron, Brainiac, and kier [1214/2283] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/16 07:07:23] Xikeon [2/23] has challenged unicron [405/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Xikeon's clock.
[09/14/16 15:59:04] unicron [254/721] has come upon a1291762 [897/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:37:26 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/15/16 04:21:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 2 days, 04:14:07 toward level 64.
[09/15/16 09:36:16] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:53 from level 64.
[09/15/16 11:13:40] unicron [476/721] has challenged pijiu [77/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:54:55 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/16/16 09:06:35] Mezoli [8/210] has challenged unicron [548/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Mezoli's clock.
[09/16/16 17:24:37] unicron [406/721] has challenged Ttech [791/1414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:56:00 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/18/16 17:23:33] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:55 towards level 64.
[09/19/16 04:39:57] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:03 from level 64.
[09/19/16 06:46:47] kork [176/288] has challenged unicron [87/721] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:29:18 is removed from kork's clock.
[09/20/16 13:39:50] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:14 towards level 64.
[09/20/16 18:45:18] unicron [108/721] has come upon yano [505/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/20/16 23:07:49] pixelate, LukeLR, and vox [805/1921] have team battled unicron, Firien, and Xenthys [1574/2303] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 10:25:54] stonehammer [204/528] has come upon unicron [139/721] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:47 is removed from stonehammer's clock.
[09/22/16 11:15:08] jenksy [520/876] has challenged unicron [117/721] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:20:19 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[09/22/16 11:58:39] XenGi, Cypher, unicron, and basepi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/16 16:50:00] unicron [323/721] has challenged rharwood [4/563] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/22/16 17:17:22] freeboson [396/588] has challenged unicron [413/721] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:09:41 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/23/16 12:36:17] unicron [630/721] has come upon Sixbierehomme [159/711] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:37:50 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/26/16 19:26:11] unicron stole brycec's level 62 helm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 60 helm behind, which brycec then takes.
[09/27/16 07:56:08] unicron [423/723] has come upon XenGi [592/913] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:17:40 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/30/16 03:16:47] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:31:29 towards level 65.
[09/30/16 17:07:11] Nofew, SchrodingersScat, and keepermurf [2381/2589] have team battled PocketKiller, unicron, and Ttech [2347/2566] and won! 0 days, 05:14:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/16 05:39:35] unicron [423/723] has come upon Agent86 [38/579] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:03:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/03/16 13:09:14] Relayer [95/358] has challenged unicron [298/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:13 is added to Relayer's clock.
[10/04/16 00:01:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 15 days, 13:45:38 toward level 65.
[10/04/16 02:33:17] NoodleCake, bl4ckscor3, and damyan [1637/2307] have team battled rxcomm, unicron, and Silvanus_Betrium [1673/2093] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/16 08:50:54] dclaw123, suterismus, and unicron [653/2744] have team battled freeboson, brendan, and Heisenberg [773/2482] and lost! 1 day, 17:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/16 22:25:18] unicron [170/728] has come upon tmberg [291/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:22:41 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/05/16 23:24:40] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:33:42 is added to his clock.
[10/06/16 01:57:13] robochot [156/416] has challenged unicron [483/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to robochot's clock.
[10/06/16 11:56:37] yur [361/486] has come upon unicron [167/728] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:19:48 is removed from yur's clock.
[10/07/16 08:14:51] unicron had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:29 towards level 65.
[10/09/16 12:34:22] Captain_Chaos [76/206] has challenged unicron [337/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Captain_Chaos's clock.
[10/09/16 16:10:48] darkmage [838/882] has come upon unicron [189/728] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:07:26 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[10/10/16 00:02:33] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:29:29 from level 65.
[10/10/16 04:27:31] keepermurf [373/877] has come upon unicron [615/728] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:39:36 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[10/10/16 10:38:01] pkuz [89/148] has challenged unicron [146/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to pkuz's clock.
[10/10/16 15:16:05] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:13 towards level 65.
[10/11/16 09:35:37] unicron [492/728] has come upon Virtual [348/567] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:58:13 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/12/16 00:42:03] Regnor [270/931] has come upon unicron [655/728] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:53:46 is added to Regnor's clock.
[10/12/16 05:53:29] Heisenberg [600/876] has challenged unicron [306/728] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:10:01 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[10/14/16 11:29:53] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:02 from level 65.
[10/15/16 09:18:33] borsin [270/404] has come upon unicron [392/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:07 is added to borsin's clock.
[10/15/16 17:21:04] damyan [874/972] has challenged unicron [271/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:22:44 is removed from damyan's clock.
[10/18/16 00:39:28] unicron [387/728] has challenged PocketKiller [76/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/18/16 09:42:37] unicron [263/728] has challenged MadMan [114/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:15 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/19/16 11:42:24] unicron [319/728] has challenged soltys [19/669] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/20/16 13:24:50] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:37:22 towards level 66.
[10/21/16 00:10:45] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:35:02 towards level 66.
[10/21/16 09:23:55] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:49 towards level 66.
[10/21/16 19:46:41] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:20 towards level 66.
[10/22/16 04:47:52] Bloonface [53/230] has challenged unicron [64/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to Bloonface's clock.
[10/22/16 19:55:55] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:54 towards level 66.
[10/22/16 21:02:09] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:07:03 from level 66.
[10/23/16 07:23:34] tspange [386/931] has challenged unicron [239/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:11 is removed from tspange's clock.
[10/24/16 13:36:45] unicron [93/728] has challenged Agent86 [273/583] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:58:31 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/24/16 15:37:34] MrGlass [226/546] has challenged unicron [222/728] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:37:36 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[10/25/16 07:44:50] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:19:49 towards level 66.
[10/26/16 15:42:52] Pokota [217/576] has come upon unicron [35/728] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:37:59 is removed from Pokota's clock.
[10/26/16 16:40:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 13 days, 01:05:44 toward level 66.
[10/26/16 19:01:29] unicron [471/728] has come upon blind [586/778] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:04:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/27/16 11:16:33] Mylon [53/93] has challenged unicron [409/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to Mylon's clock.
[10/28/16 04:43:06] unicron [128/728] has challenged BURUT [394/919] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:35:32 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/28/16 18:13:45] Babar [526/946] has come upon unicron [112/728] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:24:26 is removed from Babar's clock.
[10/28/16 23:49:56] Hydrogenum [371/437] has challenged unicron [391/728] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:56:36 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[10/30/16 00:11:05] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:38:01 is added to his clock.
[10/30/16 22:15:16] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:42 towards level 66.
[11/01/16 18:48:05] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:13 towards level 66.
[11/02/16 13:08:53] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:01:10 from level 66.
[11/02/16 19:03:53] dtype [0/7] has challenged unicron [354/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to dtype's clock.
[11/03/16 15:42:18] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:18:37 is added to his clock.
[11/04/16 01:37:00] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:46:13 is added to his clock.
[11/04/16 16:35:23] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:44:31 is added to his clock.
[11/04/16 23:44:30] unicron, SN4T14, and Killerkid [26/2095] have team battled grooverider, strugart, and SirMonkeybox [1114/2999] and lost! 0 days, 09:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/16 10:33:00] basepi, unicron, and idisjunction [949/2620] have team battled TauPan, Darky, and Agent86 [45/1706] and won! 2 days, 14:05:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/16 01:40:02] Majak [8/536] has come upon unicron [85/728] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:25:46 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/07/16 11:31:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 4 days, 23:02:36 toward level 66.
[11/08/16 03:26:46] unicron [600/728] has come upon tmberg [259/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:25:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/08/16 03:53:17] Hydrogenum, pants, and Ironhoof [846/1973] have team battled gabriel, unicron, and Lios [1874/2748] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 05:20:51] unicron [372/728] has challenged nfsnobody [525/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/08/16 12:56:55] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:51 towards level 66.
[11/09/16 19:23:07] dzen [56/83] has challenged unicron [61/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to dzen's clock.
[11/10/16 15:07:31] unicron [241/728] has come upon Zoddo [13/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:53:07 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/10/16 20:32:00] Levivig [140/263] has challenged unicron [608/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Levivig's clock.
[11/11/16 05:08:01] kier, unicron, and SN4T14 [1483/2052] have team battled xa, Iceman, and Sundance [426/1059] and won! 0 days, 06:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 07:25:23] osannatas [117/223] has challenged unicron [382/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to osannatas's clock.
[11/11/16 16:57:14] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:12 towards level 66.
[11/12/16 06:49:41] unicron [104/728] has challenged Tzic [491/820] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/13/16 07:07:52] unicron was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:02:59 from level 67.
[11/13/16 19:25:19] Mithkabob [155/352] has come upon unicron [657/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:27 is added to Mithkabob's clock.
[11/14/16 20:08:12] Lemelisk, unicron, and Anaxyn [2365/2617] have team battled Bkid, kenyon, and darkmage [1671/2565] and won! 2 days, 10:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 04:06:28] Regnor, theemstra, and GilbertErik [1794/2166] have team battled unicron, Sailor_Venus, and Pithlit [1434/1714] and won! 3 days, 14:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/16 02:55:39] unicron stole everbrew's level 67 ring while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 64 ring behind, which everbrew then takes.
[11/16/16 10:31:08] unicron [501/730] has challenged Pici [591/836] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:43:34 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/17/16 14:10:35] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:02:01 towards level 67.
[11/18/16 09:58:39] unicron sharpened the edge of his weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/16 16:27:33] unicron [648/747] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [199/655] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:27:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/20/16 09:11:43] Everyman [185/390] has challenged unicron [188/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Everyman's clock.
[11/21/16 09:28:41] AbrahamLinksys [189/741] has come upon unicron [442/747] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:34:46 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[11/21/16 14:51:18] unicron stole Taffer's level 74 helm while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 62 helm behind, which Taffer then takes.
[11/21/16 15:40:19] unicron [511/757] has come upon osannatas [29/397] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:58:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/21/16 15:48:49] SlowRiot [869/937] has come upon unicron [537/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:57:30 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[11/21/16 22:27:02] unicron [500/757] has come upon Mithkabob [135/352] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:12:59 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/21/16 23:39:14] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:43:11 towards level 67.
[11/22/16 08:58:28] RistoUuranmaki [83/655] has come upon unicron [89/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:34:07 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[11/22/16 23:37:04] Mirc0p, Xenthys, and everbrew [426/2105] have team battled yasdorian, unicron, and borsin [1687/1760] and lost! 3 days, 13:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 20:18:10] Fudster [230/275] has challenged unicron [203/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from Fudster's clock.
[11/25/16 01:54:32] unicron [302/757] has challenged Crazycatlady [390/464] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:09:28 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/26/16 23:39:19] WallIdl, unicron, and godog [672/2231] have team battled Doctor, idisjunction, and Regnor [70/2933] and won! 1 day, 18:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 07:38:18] Meta, robox, and nfsnobody [655/2036] have team battled unicron, pants, and holloway [1985/1992] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 03:23:35] Chuck [104/481] has challenged unicron [682/757] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:53:56 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/28/16 16:04:48] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:32:35 towards level 67.
[11/30/16 06:12:11] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:47:59 from level 67.
[11/30/16 15:44:02] droogie, LordH, and unicron [2279/2532] have team battled grooverider, SynDroid, and GilbertErik [1209/1778] and won! 1 day, 03:00:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/16 08:51:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 13 days, 18:06:09 toward level 67.
[12/02/16 01:38:24] darkmage [962/999] has come upon unicron [370/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:38:25 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[12/02/16 06:11:12] khmerboy [5/7] has challenged unicron [161/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[12/03/16 03:10:57] unicron [445/757] has challenged Globalirc [505/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:32:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/03/16 15:51:21] shandor [494/795] has come upon unicron [103/757] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:36:36 is removed from shandor's clock.
[12/04/16 06:21:35] unicron [695/757] has challenged GilbertErik [293/538] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:24:36 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/04/16 07:12:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 4 days, 18:24:26 toward level 67.
[12/04/16 09:23:43] unicron bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:13 from level 67.
[12/04/16 13:17:20] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:27:46 is added to his clock.
[12/04/16 15:42:49] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:29:34 is added to his clock.
[12/05/16 05:35:10] gipyelrah [630/1095] has challenged unicron [386/757] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:20:19 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[12/05/16 22:50:10] tspange [75/957] has come upon unicron [379/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:13:45 is added to tspange's clock.
[12/06/16 17:30:05] unicron [435/757] has challenged brycec [456/726] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/06/16 22:02:50] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:19:03 towards level 68.
[12/09/16 06:57:11] xa, unicron, and AbacusAvenger [221/1655] have team battled vox, Cypher, and fattrat [1575/2808] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 01:40:11] pagz [69/343] has come upon unicron [88/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:22:59 is added to pagz's clock.
[12/10/16 04:31:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 33 days, 02:21:43 toward level 68.
[12/10/16 15:38:58] zid, sjefen6, and elbie [443/1621] have team battled Pithlit, unicron, and pfoley [460/1911] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/16 21:19:33] Everyman [164/483] has come upon unicron [240/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:34 is added to Everyman's clock.
[12/13/16 12:56:54] unicron [712/757] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [479/796] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:43:06 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/13/16 15:59:12] unicron lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:22 from level 68.
[12/14/16 04:24:27] XJR-9, shymega, and blizgerg [1173/1926] have team battled unicron, Globalirc, and Cenhinen [1968/2012] and lost! 2 days, 15:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/16 16:35:03] dclaw123, Sundance, and WallIdl [581/2038] have team battled unicron, Relayer, and robochot [273/1826] and won! 0 days, 02:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/16 17:38:28] woonack, DrOfBaconNomics, and rt [1481/1879] have team battled KeboDK, bl4ckscor3, and unicron [2115/2117] and lost! 0 days, 09:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/16 01:38:39] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:54:02 towards level 68.
[12/16/16 03:31:53] unicron, Killerkid, and dwfreed [1107/2200] have team battled Nofew, NeuralMiner, and PocketKiller [1514/1831] and lost! 2 days, 13:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/16 09:17:53] Zye [33/718] has challenged unicron [212/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:02:17 is added to Zye's clock.
[12/16/16 21:51:03] JensRex, zankore, and Evrial [1919/2036] have team battled Zoddo, Zaratustra, and unicron [838/2294] and won! 2 days, 01:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/16 20:06:30] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:33:36 is added to his clock.
[12/19/16 07:52:51] DrOfBaconNomics [977/1012] has come upon unicron [501/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:54:04 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[12/19/16 21:51:08] unicron [376/757] has challenged Firien [17/906] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:24:46 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/20/16 05:20:12] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:45:07 from level 68.
[12/20/16 06:54:48] zbart [357/420] has challenged unicron [141/757] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:03 is removed from zbart's clock.
[12/20/16 10:14:42] unicron [17/757] has come upon darkmage [839/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:04:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/23/16 01:03:46] unicron burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/16 13:07:18] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:29 towards level 68.
[12/26/16 09:36:16] Tenorman [106/1068] has come upon unicron [114/753] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:58:39 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/27/16 08:37:58] Iri, Killerkid, and unicron [1995/2057] have team battled JuanMaestro, Xethron, and Str1ngS [285/1699] and won! 1 day, 10:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/16 11:36:40] HeavyPodda [776/1048] has come upon unicron [153/753] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:44:52 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/30/16 04:55:30] astropoint, unicron, and nickware [41/1885] have team battled blind, WallIdl, and damyan [2149/2556] and lost! 0 days, 19:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/16 03:09:51] HeavyPodda [861/1048] has come upon unicron [191/753] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:49:20 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/31/16 09:24:05] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:48 towards level 68.
[12/31/16 12:33:42] unicron [119/753] has challenged nickware [466/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/01/17 02:15:55] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:53 towards level 68.
[01/01/17 15:01:46] noother [419/974] has come upon unicron [218/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:47:01 is removed from noother's clock.
[01/03/17 02:56:07] unicron [368/753] has challenged Realmy [492/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:34 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/03/17 11:45:21] mordac [359/663] has come upon unicron [339/753] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:48:42 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/03/17 19:45:05] unicron [448/753] has challenged DrOfBaconNomics [320/1016] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/04/17 01:15:48] unicron bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:28 from level 69.
[01/07/17 05:34:41] vox [148/1090] has challenged unicron [278/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:59 is added to vox's clock.
[01/07/17 17:39:10] zid [580/841] has challenged unicron [120/753] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:56:42 is removed from zid's clock.
[01/08/17 02:33:30] unicron, jstg, and Doctor [933/2322] have team battled zid, robox, and Cenhinen [325/2120] and won! 0 days, 02:19:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/17 18:50:23] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:46:49 towards level 69.
[01/08/17 22:49:54] Tenorman [285/1068] has challenged unicron [31/753] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:04:18 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[01/10/17 00:32:01] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:47:10 towards level 69.
[01/10/17 14:04:39] elbie [341/484] has challenged unicron [253/753] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:17:10 is removed from elbie's clock.
[01/11/17 17:33:10] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 06:09:27 is added to his clock.
[01/12/17 18:38:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 18 days, 01:46:03 toward level 69.
[01/14/17 03:36:22] unicron [37/757] has challenged Chuck [26/816] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:16:42 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/14/17 09:43:53] theemstra [147/723] has come upon unicron [73/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:29:22 is removed from theemstra's clock.
[01/14/17 16:33:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 12 days, 13:40:41 toward level 69.
[01/15/17 01:45:05] unicron [588/757] has come upon dtype [24/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:12:24 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/18/17 00:20:26] Bkid [254/678] has come upon unicron [504/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:01:55 is added to Bkid's clock.
[01/18/17 07:15:49] osannatas, nickware, and Gizmokid2005 [951/1737] have team battled unicron, Gatewayy, and sjums_the_great [884/2100] and won! 0 days, 22:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 03:34:08] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:39 towards level 69.
[01/19/17 12:59:30] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:19 towards level 69.
[01/19/17 23:21:48] unicron [487/757] has come upon brendan [307/1062] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/21/17 00:38:16] Cameron_D, Furry, and Xenthys [2133/2644] have team battled Zoddo, shandor, and unicron [1727/2067] and won! 0 days, 16:02:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/17 20:40:40] unicron had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:40 towards level 69.
[01/22/17 19:06:27] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:32 towards level 69.
[01/22/17 20:37:05] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:29 from level 69.
[01/22/17 22:07:48] Milquetoast [509/945] has come upon unicron [332/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:10:10 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[01/22/17 22:07:48] Milquetoast has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:06:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/23/17 00:30:49] unicron [254/757] has challenged shandor [93/622] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/23/17 09:49:25] max [627/718] has come upon unicron [658/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:04:14 is added to max's clock.
[01/23/17 17:46:12] ohnx [69/172] has challenged unicron [747/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to ohnx's clock.
[01/23/17 20:16:05] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:48:59 towards level 70.
[01/24/17 06:51:19] elf, aucg, and IdleMaster [1475/2363] have team battled unicron, AngryParsley, and shymega [733/2062] and won! 3 days, 11:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/17 01:11:38] unicron had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:46:46 towards level 70.
[01/25/17 06:13:45] unicron [427/757] has challenged Tenorman [864/1068] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:38:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/25/17 22:36:54] khmerboy [236/308] has come upon unicron [136/757] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:44 is removed from khmerboy's clock.
[02/08/17 00:32:30] unicron got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:27 from level 70.
[02/08/17 11:56:42] astropoint, unicron, and blizgerg [250/2260] have team battled Nofew, lipek, and MetaNova [506/2672] and lost! 3 days, 15:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/17 17:57:33] ruan [197/515] has challenged unicron [492/757] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:50:05 is added to ruan's clock.
[02/11/17 10:20:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 7 days, 22:39:47 toward level 70.
[02/12/17 01:41:35] unicron broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:52:44 from level 70.
[02/12/17 12:36:34] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:18:22 from level 70.
[02/12/17 20:40:11] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:07:17 from level 70.
[02/13/17 07:34:06] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:23 towards level 70.
[02/13/17 08:52:36] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:26 towards level 70.
[02/14/17 00:24:44] unicron [205/757] has challenged Str1ngS [514/552] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:54:49 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/14/17 02:41:02] unicron [632/757] has come upon lipek [1017/1171] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:36:15 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/14/17 14:25:26] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 02:11:57 is added to his clock.
[02/15/17 21:22:08] tspange [208/839] has come upon unicron [439/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:24 is added to tspange's clock.
[02/16/17 17:04:12] simple, unicron, Firien, and everbrew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/17 06:42:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 10 days, 22:15:24 toward level 70.
[02/18/17 11:55:19] dclaw123 [78/822] has challenged unicron [502/757] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:50:01 is added to dclaw123's clock.
[02/19/17 06:32:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 2 days, 06:54:42 toward level 70.
[02/19/17 23:01:24] IndigoTiger [356/1000] has come upon unicron [546/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:47:53 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[02/20/17 05:36:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 07:37:25 toward level 70.
[02/20/17 08:10:27] Chuck [376/816] has challenged unicron [691/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:38 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/21/17 15:30:21] unicron, Jareeta, and MetaNova [944/2210] have team battled FakeWizard, XF, and tspange [892/1810] and won! 0 days, 14:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/17 12:54:18] unicron [567/751] has come upon SirMonkeybox [51/918] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:16 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/23/17 22:57:27] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:35:38 is added to his clock.
[02/24/17 00:00:40] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:30 from level 70.
[02/26/17 20:26:02] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:35:12 from level 70.
[02/27/17 03:03:03] unicron [620/751] has challenged pfoley [334/641] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:35:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/27/17 07:00:45] MJ94 [639/900] has come upon unicron [572/751] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:14:54 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[02/27/17 07:19:18] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:10 towards level 70.
[02/27/17 12:05:54] Jareeta [92/1101] has challenged unicron [10/751] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:16:51 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[02/27/17 16:34:34] unicron slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! unicron's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/17 17:14:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 05:41:44 toward level 70.
[02/27/17 23:55:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 10:47:24 toward level 70.
[02/28/17 07:44:37] unicron [72/745] has challenged Woona [385/858] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:28:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/28/17 09:29:41] unicron lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:12:15 from level 71.
[03/02/17 02:30:12] RBecker [468/831] has come upon unicron [84/745] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:58:22 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[03/02/17 23:16:43] yano [208/431] has come upon unicron [184/745] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:41:01 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/04/17 02:29:55] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:41:08 towards level 71.
[03/04/17 17:42:56] petrichor [511/623] has challenged unicron [306/745] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[03/05/17 00:26:51] everbrew [46/738] has come upon unicron [464/745] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:41:39 is added to everbrew's clock.
[03/05/17 14:13:23] damyan [16/1022] has challenged unicron [467/745] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to damyan's clock.
[03/06/17 09:13:49] rxcomm [515/804] has come upon unicron [117/745] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:25:04 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[03/06/17 11:04:02] Adar, J, and unicron [965/1776] have team battled Brainiac, SchrodingersScat, and stonehammer [139/2392] and won! 0 days, 18:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 14:48:06] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:07:50 towards level 71.
[03/07/17 18:48:44] Misza, arlen, and Eiam [1947/2473] have team battled simple, unicron, and dindinx [1081/2058] and won! 1 day, 04:25:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/17 19:09:15] unicron [589/745] has challenged mwhahaha [517/595] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:07:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/08/17 08:23:29] unicron set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:14:45 from level 71.
[03/09/17 02:56:55] AngryParsley, irix, unicron, and Mirc0p have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/17 00:13:44] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:44:49 from level 71.
[03/10/17 00:27:39] unicron, jenksy, and yano [1684/2117] have team battled holloway, Misza, and vrillusions [1345/2739] and won! 3 days, 04:12:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/17 08:03:21] unicron stole RBecker's level 243 weapon while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 203 weapon behind, which RBecker then takes.
[03/13/17 04:54:33] unicron [437/781] has challenged Jareeta [665/1101] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:58:34 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/13/17 09:22:02] unicron got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:10:54 from level 71.
[03/13/17 17:51:12] unicron [386/781] has come upon Virtual [90/639] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:13:49 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/15/17 16:19:05] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:05:38 towards level 71.
[03/15/17 18:29:06] unicron broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:40:09 from level 71.
[03/16/17 00:20:41] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:02 towards level 71.
[03/16/17 17:24:30] unicron [242/781] has challenged Mateusz [163/827] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:39:46 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/16/17 19:44:52] Sprort [60/313] has challenged unicron [692/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Sprort's clock.
[03/18/17 12:20:32] Bokkie [48/566] has come upon unicron [674/781] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:16:07 is added to Bokkie's clock.
[03/19/17 16:26:37] RistoUuranmaki [414/711] has come upon unicron [462/781] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:47:53 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/19/17 16:34:06] unicron [383/781] has come upon darkmage [873/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:03:19 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/20/17 11:45:59] unicron [453/781] has come upon Eiam [204/699] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:45:42 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/20/17 12:49:06] unicron set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:48:28 from level 71.
[03/20/17 22:32:56] unicron stole sjums_the_great's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 67 ring behind, which sjums_the_great then takes.
[03/21/17 14:38:49] unicron [66/784] has come upon pfoley [69/640] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:04:31 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/21/17 15:19:21] unicron [624/784] has come upon pfoley [517/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:05:15 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/22/17 11:32:18] abra0 [678/827] has come upon unicron [503/784] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:25:08 is removed from abra0's clock.
[03/22/17 12:16:18] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:16:49 from level 71.
[03/23/17 17:33:30] WallIdl, unicron, and Crazycatlady [881/2176] have team battled sjums_the_great, fattrat, and XenGi [215/2550] and won! 3 days, 01:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 17:56:58] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:48:58 from level 71.
[03/23/17 21:50:15] unicron [311/784] has challenged Lios [41/815] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:19:13 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/25/17 18:39:01] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:34:24 is added to his clock.
[03/25/17 20:06:04] unicron [636/784] has challenged fattrat [172/1124] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:10:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/25/17 23:01:22] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:00 from level 71.
[03/26/17 14:12:25] RedW [94/689] has challenged unicron [375/784] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:30:11 is added to RedW's clock.
[03/27/17 14:52:54] Eldoreth [535/752] has challenged unicron [259/784] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:58:56 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[03/27/17 17:33:17] hannesenator [768/934] has challenged unicron [303/784] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:44:15 is removed from hannesenator's clock.
[03/28/17 09:43:49] Killerkid [342/937] has come upon unicron [567/784] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:13:11 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[03/29/17 06:52:45] borsin [443/448] has come upon unicron [383/784] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:44:10 is removed from borsin's clock.
[03/29/17 08:58:16] Cameron_D [1017/1393] has come upon unicron [478/784] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:36:22 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/29/17 18:10:58] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:18 towards level 71.
[03/30/17 04:08:37] kline [28/396] has come upon unicron [17/784] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:24:47 is removed from kline's clock.
[03/30/17 11:55:56] IndigoTiger [891/996] has come upon unicron [298/784] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:19 is removed from IndigoTiger's clock.
[03/30/17 19:36:29] womblecat, AbrahamLinksys, and MrGlass [431/2237] have team battled Firien, unicron, and dodobrain [1303/2481] and lost! 0 days, 06:21:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/17 03:05:59] qbit [204/406] has come upon unicron [215/784] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:45:04 is added to qbit's clock.
[04/01/17 05:24:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 0 days, 05:35:27 toward level 71.
[04/02/17 07:29:21] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:26 towards level 71.
[04/02/17 19:45:30] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:15 towards level 71.
[04/04/17 05:05:02] everbrew [51/722] has come upon unicron [741/799] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:43:39 is added to everbrew's clock.
[04/05/17 02:39:10] MJ94 [650/910] has challenged unicron [532/799] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:46:16 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[04/05/17 07:23:31] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:16 towards level 71.
[04/05/17 10:16:37] Ttech [1293/1474] has come upon unicron [776/799] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 12:14:39 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/06/17 19:40:12] unicron [433/806] has challenged Odinn [89/111] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:27:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/07/17 16:03:14] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:22:33 towards level 72.
[04/07/17 16:58:48] unicron [189/806] has challenged Zaratustra [776/942] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:49:17 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/07/17 17:59:06] PriceChild [18/640] has challenged unicron [206/806] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:51:39 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[04/08/17 20:44:34] unicron [274/806] has come upon Globalirc [87/704] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:02:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/10/17 13:10:29] vuffie [345/366] has come upon unicron [524/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:27 is added to vuffie's clock.
[04/12/17 15:41:34] unicron [742/806] has challenged HeavyPodda [774/780] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:27:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/13/17 23:18:44] Heisenberg [59/843] has come upon unicron [255/806] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:36:32 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[04/14/17 20:56:21] ville [576/660] has challenged unicron [378/806] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:16:03 is removed from ville's clock.
[04/15/17 22:13:32] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:48:58 is added to his clock.
[04/15/17 23:28:22] unicron broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:12:15 from level 72.
[04/16/17 00:15:15] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 18:05:24 is added to his clock.
[04/16/17 06:40:04] unicron, canton7, and WallIdl [1171/2466] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, ohnx, and MadMan [5/2413] and won! 3 days, 07:42:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/17 10:37:54] Socks [115/557] has challenged unicron [381/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Socks's clock.
[04/17/17 12:06:21] AbrahamLinksys [82/669] has come upon unicron [719/806] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:54:36 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/17/17 20:04:59] Mithkabob, Fluttershy, and nfsnobody [327/2119] have team battled petrichor, unicron, and HeavyPodda [102/2255] and won! 0 days, 22:01:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/17 20:17:06] WallIdl, zankore, and Sixbierehomme [1857/2345] have team battled D.Va, unicron, and Satoshi [1218/2019] and won! 0 days, 04:21:38 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/17 20:25:36] bl4ckscor3 [255/541] has come upon unicron [685/806] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:34 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/18/17 03:29:16] Cypher, unicron, and droogie [2379/2634] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, holloway, and J [446/1993] and won! 1 day, 08:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/17 04:26:15] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 12:42:24 is added to his clock.
[04/18/17 07:33:46] unicron [702/806] has come upon fattrat [625/1112] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:51:27 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/19/17 10:50:43] mayli, Xenthys, and ohnx [1357/1607] have team battled nfsnobody, Lemelisk, and unicron [1441/2477] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/17 16:48:56] unicron set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:30:12 from level 72.
[04/19/17 19:54:59] unicron [473/806] has challenged Virtual [633/639] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:02:37 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/20/17 07:46:15] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:40:50 towards level 72.
[04/20/17 18:04:31] Bl4ckC0r3, Milquetoast, and ToHellWithGA [1102/1796] have team battled unicron, petrichor, and J [712/2005] and won! 0 days, 01:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/17 01:25:48] zid, mayli, and Herb_Tarlek [149/1879] have team battled unicron, Lnk, and droogie [1585/1987] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/17 22:39:55] unicron [6/806] has challenged Crazycatlady [338/561] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:28:34 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/25/17 00:50:09] Euronur [227/683] has come upon unicron [444/806] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:52:12 is added to Euronur's clock.
[04/25/17 04:11:50] Heisenberg [391/843] has come upon unicron [308/806] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:38:18 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/26/17 13:24:11] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:11:08 towards level 72.
[04/27/17 09:01:35] Agent86 [19/586] has challenged unicron [388/806] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:29:41 is added to Agent86's clock.
[04/27/17 19:05:29] unicron [749/806] has challenged exotime [70/156] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:55:25 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/01/17 12:38:51] ville [503/660] has challenged unicron [557/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:49 is added to ville's clock.
[05/02/17 06:22:55] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:55:42 from level 72.
[05/02/17 16:49:41] vrillusions [100/982] has challenged unicron [326/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:59 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[05/02/17 22:26:44] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:28:14 towards level 72.
[05/03/17 01:02:26] Bradicus, dwfreed, and soltys [1302/1828] have team battled himuraken, FakeWizard, and unicron [1990/2406] and lost! 2 days, 10:23:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/17 08:04:38] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:58:43 towards level 72.
[05/03/17 16:19:07] dindinx [358/440] has come upon unicron [108/806] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:37:44 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[05/04/17 14:59:00] Nofew [887/1131] has come upon unicron [14/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:38:06 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[05/05/17 05:11:49] brendan, vox, and Misza [1958/3343] have team battled unicron, Hydrogenum, and AncalagonThBlack [1416/1670] and won! 1 day, 16:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/17 16:07:39] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:56 towards level 72.
[05/05/17 18:17:41] unicron [228/792] has challenged dwfreed [80/500] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:01:13 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/05/17 19:18:03] CornFly [195/943] has challenged unicron [166/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:25:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[05/05/17 20:50:58] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:02 towards level 72.
[05/06/17 03:54:05] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 18:24:37 is added to his clock.
[05/06/17 08:03:29] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:11:46 towards level 72.
[05/08/17 00:37:54] unicron [347/792] has challenged NoodleCake [250/788] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:15:40 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/08/17 14:47:54] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:30:56 is added to his clock.
[05/09/17 02:08:09] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:34:46 is added to his clock.
[05/10/17 23:04:13] unicron [170/792] has challenged fattrat [831/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:02:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/11/17 03:09:38] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:27:14 is added to his clock.
[05/11/17 06:06:49] DrOfBaconNomics [758/1046] has challenged unicron [493/792] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:13:25 is removed from DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[05/14/17 01:12:47] unicron lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:49 from level 72.
[05/14/17 02:29:31] Milquetoast, chadi, and yasdorian [199/1782] have team battled Andries, unicron, and zankore [1164/2325] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/17 09:22:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 12:58:46 toward level 72.
[05/14/17 16:09:13] RistoUuranmaki, Pici, and yano [1171/2127] have team battled unicron, MetaNova, and liara [698/1560] and won! 0 days, 07:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/17 01:05:09] HeavyPodda [494/782] has come upon unicron [517/792] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:49:09 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/16/17 05:10:38] unicron [73/792] has come upon abra0 [854/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:30:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/16/17 11:58:29] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:40 towards level 72.
[05/16/17 15:45:10] unicron [269/792] has challenged IdleBot [1388/1639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:23:00 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/16/17 22:31:12] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:32:00 is added to his clock.
[05/18/17 00:51:27] Agent86, unicron, and AncalagonThBlack [1763/1892] have team battled keepermurf, damyan, and awgh [2061/2494] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 06:53:48] AbrahamLinksys [68/695] has challenged unicron [786/792] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:12:07 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[05/18/17 15:44:37] blind, unicron, and bootdisk [99/2389] have team battled dindinx, darkmage, and Herb_Tarlek [1007/2089] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 21:57:21] blizgerg [1087/1143] has challenged unicron [550/792] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:45:24 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[05/21/17 13:45:08] unicron [159/792] has come upon cirdan [309/851] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:26 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/21/17 15:01:19] unicron, Virtual, and awgh [1883/2001] have team battled Firien, holloway, and Cameron_D [502/3043] and won! 0 days, 23:22:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/17 09:15:49] dindinx [403/457] has challenged unicron [233/792] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:52:52 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[05/22/17 21:01:13] dodobrain, allo, and unicron [1250/2158] have team battled Zaratustra, tmberg, and womblecat [201/2558] and won! 0 days, 12:41:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/17 10:43:27] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:18 towards level 72.
[05/24/17 09:26:23] unicron [166/792] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [64/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:12:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/24/17 16:27:54] borsin [179/458] has challenged unicron [505/792] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:34:33 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/24/17 19:15:50] unicron [714/792] has challenged idlerpgww [327/502] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:57:50 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/25/17 06:31:03] unicron [283/792] has challenged Socks [482/566] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:22:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/25/17 08:31:28] Adar [528/564] has challenged unicron [679/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:39:14 is added to Adar's clock.
[05/25/17 08:34:38] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:16:22 towards level 73.
[05/27/17 10:45:38] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 16:41:17 is added to his clock.
[05/27/17 16:57:56] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 13:54:27 is added to his clock.
[05/28/17 06:42:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 15 days, 00:45:25 toward level 73.
[05/28/17 17:49:20] grooverider [300/1098] has challenged unicron [50/792] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:32:41 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[06/05/17 23:06:31] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:45:50 towards level 73.
[06/06/17 07:12:15] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:03:33 from level 73.
[06/06/17 12:05:58] unicron slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! unicron's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/17 04:52:22] unicron [758/785] has come upon jstg [428/705] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:11:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/07/17 10:46:12] SchrodingersScat [653/845] has challenged unicron [572/785] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:29:38 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[06/07/17 14:29:26] unicron was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:02:31 from level 73.
[06/07/17 21:36:22] unicron [693/785] has come upon dclaw123 [243/860] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:21:36 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/08/17 06:49:21] liara [75/445] has challenged unicron [520/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:06:34 is added to liara's clock.
[06/09/17 01:51:53] unicron [763/785] has come upon ville [288/656] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:02:34 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/09/17 15:22:50] unicron [757/785] has come upon hhes [55/203] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:54:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/10/17 23:59:28] unicron [674/785] has challenged Pici [617/992] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:33:43 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/11/17 23:31:45] Fluttershy [180/886] has come upon unicron [184/785] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:39:15 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[06/12/17 03:49:16] unicron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:11:06 from level 73.
[06/13/17 16:33:44] WallIdl, osannatas, and unicron [1940/2227] have team battled blizgerg, kork, and glorgamitch [594/1945] and won! 3 days, 23:46:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 09:11:57] Euronur [612/683] has challenged unicron [230/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:43:45 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[06/14/17 16:01:42] unicron was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:52 from level 73.
[06/15/17 21:17:35] unicron [328/785] has challenged idlerpgww [284/508] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:03:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/15/17 23:56:13] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:56 towards level 73.
[06/15/17 23:56:22] glook [482/566] has challenged unicron [263/785] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:06:53 is removed from glook's clock.
[06/16/17 05:46:28] Avon [1197/1232] has come upon unicron [581/785] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:13 is removed from Avon's clock.
[06/16/17 08:25:37] pants [431/740] has come upon unicron [4/785] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:08:12 is removed from pants's clock.
[06/16/17 19:30:40] Virtual, AbrahamLinksys, and Lnk [420/1835] have team battled unicron, JensRex, and Oooooog [2121/2194] and lost! 0 days, 16:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/17 21:58:57] ToHellWithGA [348/419] has come upon unicron [738/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:08:19 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/16/17 23:58:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:11:02 from level 73.
[06/18/17 23:48:49] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:10 towards level 73.
[06/19/17 01:43:12] Lnk, keepermurf, and unicron [1283/2214] have team battled Avon, Sundance, and Zaratustra [1412/3136] and lost! 0 days, 10:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 06:41:43] unicron, PinkiePie, and prime [161/1944] have team battled kinopu, J, and shymega [679/1596] and lost! 2 days, 16:15:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/17 11:57:48] PiotrekD, brendan, and pfoley [196/2689] have team battled uhmmm, unicron, and Brady [344/1904] and lost! 1 day, 14:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/17 05:55:00] PiotrekD, BronyDee, and qbit [1662/1979] have team battled yasdorian, m0shbear, and unicron [1481/2054] and won! 3 days, 04:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 03:57:15] Eldoreth [641/848] has challenged unicron [658/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:35:13 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[06/23/17 07:31:58] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:57 towards level 73.
[06/25/17 08:25:04] Zoddo [263/719] has come upon unicron [340/785] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:24:08 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[06/25/17 10:30:22] Brainiac [205/716] has challenged unicron [435/785] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[06/25/17 21:28:56] Firien, hhes, and kenyon [1557/1936] have team battled Bokkie, max, and unicron [461/2198] and won! 0 days, 08:57:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/17 22:15:17] unicron reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/17 02:54:07] Antium, Atan, and Iri [1332/1514] have team battled unicron, JuanMaestro, and sigmg [1220/1888] and won! 0 days, 10:42:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 06:58:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:17:42 from level 73.
[06/28/17 09:20:39] unicron [135/790] has come upon Virtual [434/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/28/17 10:47:23] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:24 towards level 73.
[06/29/17 06:58:55] Bl4ckC0re, RBecker, and bigjay [178/2425] have team battled ville, unicron, and Evrial [1787/2111] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 11:16:11] kork, unicron, and everbrew [1652/1787] have team battled grdryn, ohnx, and Antium [233/1842] and won! 1 day, 14:18:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/17 20:47:13] Sixbierehomme, Hydrogenum, and Oooooog [1/1738] have team battled Gatewayy, Torgeir, and unicron [783/1965] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 14:34:41] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:00 towards level 73.
[08/10/17 12:36:07] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:51:45 is added to his clock.
[08/11/17 16:45:50] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:49:01 is added to his clock.
[08/12/17 01:54:14] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:44 towards level 73.
[08/12/17 22:44:37] Ttech, Geela, and kork [787/2101] have team battled XenGi, unicron, and woonack [2158/2202] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/17 19:44:16] unicron [643/801] has challenged Gatewayy [348/820] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:04:48 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/15/17 01:00:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 03:56:36 toward level 73.
[08/15/17 01:05:49] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:44:17 is added to his clock.
[08/15/17 06:41:12] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:27 towards level 73.
[08/16/17 16:08:00] unicron, SirMonkeybox, and Boohbah [143/2465] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Bradicus, and pfoley [1303/1739] and lost! 1 day, 12:18:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/17 20:54:17] J [629/765] has come upon unicron [779/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:23 is added to J's clock.
[08/19/17 06:29:03] unicron [341/801] has come upon Pici [498/1003] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:43:35 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/19/17 13:35:47] Kylie, Azerothian, and unicron [174/1584] have team battled Euronur, Realmy, and JoshuaACasey [1940/1956] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 01:52:59] bender [22/341] has challenged unicron [792/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to bender's clock.
[08/21/17 16:40:45] SlowRiot, Taffer, and pixelate [1112/2031] have team battled unicron, V`ger, and MadMan [337/2192] and won! 0 days, 09:18:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 20:21:13] dclaw123 [629/888] has challenged unicron [467/801] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:40:11 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[08/22/17 20:21:13] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped his level 134 amulet! dclaw123 picks it up, tossing his old level 42 amulet to unicron.
[08/23/17 13:51:03] pixelate, sunri5e, and bigjay [1830/1932] have team battled Eldoreth, unicron, and rxcomm [2186/2406] and lost! 0 days, 06:22:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 09:18:51] unicron sharpened the edge of his weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/17 18:00:14] shymega [2/569] has challenged unicron [726/739] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to shymega's clock.
[08/26/17 10:16:11] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:08 towards level 73.
[08/27/17 12:07:21] Brainiac [602/707] has come upon unicron [663/739] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:20:01 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[08/27/17 22:41:25] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:19:53 is added to his clock.
[08/28/17 14:17:36] vrillusions, Brady, and Mars [1515/1953] have team battled unicron, Mithkabob, and pixelate [303/1778] and won! 0 days, 02:03:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/17 15:26:01] unicron [652/739] has come upon ville [116/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:26:43 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/30/17 15:45:00] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:18 from level 73.
[09/01/17 07:39:02] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:17 towards level 73.
[09/01/17 11:02:13] unicron [222/741] has challenged jstg [482/953] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:37:58 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/02/17 02:58:17] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 1 day, 09:18:58 is added to his clock.
[09/02/17 06:31:37] Zed [9/143] has challenged unicron [204/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to Zed's clock.
[09/02/17 12:52:50] unicron, spillere, and Eiam [155/2036] have team battled sasaniak, Sundance, and IdleMaster [503/1689] and lost! 0 days, 23:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/17 15:15:53] canton7 [482/796] has come upon unicron [56/741] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:03:59 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/02/17 21:17:55] holloway [445/784] has challenged unicron [636/741] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:54:57 is added to holloway's clock.
[09/04/17 01:43:35] Ironhoof [519/1113] has come upon unicron [643/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:18:05 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[09/04/17 09:53:53] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:54:22 towards level 74.
[09/05/17 08:48:58] unicron, bigjay, and AbrahamLinksys [1278/2524] have team battled Lnk, Adar, and codedeeply [169/1856] and won! 11 days, 05:31:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/17 03:09:55] DalaiLamer, AbacusAvenger, and unicron [1041/1967] have team battled loomysh, Sixbierehomme, and theZoMBiE [1091/2057] and lost! 0 days, 06:24:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/17 04:39:59] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:21:04 towards level 74.
[09/08/17 08:35:29] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:08:31 towards level 74.
[09/10/17 12:28:02] unicron [662/741] has come upon jstg [222/977] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:41:23 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/13/17 03:58:31] CornFly [61/1054] has challenged unicron [593/741] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:04:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[09/13/17 16:34:21] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:00:23 is added to his clock.
[09/14/17 11:04:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 10 days, 02:02:10 toward level 74.
[09/14/17 20:43:09] sjefen6, Eiam, and MadHatter [1331/1788] have team battled AbacusAvenger, Crazycatlady, and unicron [883/2271] and won! 6 days, 00:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/17 03:52:36] Woona [766/972] has come upon unicron [416/741] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:40:30 is removed from Woona's clock.
[09/15/17 11:42:25] unicron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:18:23 from level 74.
[10/02/17 14:38:54] unicron [250/741] has challenged DalaiLamer [113/406] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:11:45 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/03/17 10:23:24] sartan, noother, and unicron [1045/2295] have team battled Elgo, ruan, and HeavyPodda [1790/2176] and lost! 0 days, 18:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/17 13:42:03] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:21:02 from level 74.
[10/03/17 15:46:51] unicron [532/741] has challenged pmden [78/96] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:11:40 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/03/17 22:49:07] Misza [387/1129] has challenged unicron [709/741] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:00:48 is added to Misza's clock.
[10/04/17 09:09:18] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:49:30 towards level 74.
[10/05/17 05:59:00] unicron [387/741] has challenged mustek [256/980] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:08:48 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/05/17 18:25:10] exa [99/360] has come upon unicron [513/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:36 is added to exa's clock.
[10/05/17 22:47:30] Sixbierehomme, theemstra, and unicron [303/2198] have team battled droogie, ville, and sasaniak [1475/1885] and lost! 4 days, 09:50:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/17 11:36:46] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:59:44 towards level 74.
[10/06/17 16:26:09] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:34:04 towards level 74.
[10/06/17 17:10:22] vegadark [14/501] has challenged unicron [548/741] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:10:27 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/07/17 00:19:51] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:54:00 from level 74.
[10/07/17 17:18:03] sunri5e [270/501] has challenged unicron [34/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:14 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[10/09/17 17:33:53] unicron [533/741] has challenged XJR-9 [594/958] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:57:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/09/17 21:39:48] meffe, qbit, and wulk [1678/1706] have team battled Darky, vrillusions, and unicron [236/2679] and won! 0 days, 00:34:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/17 06:29:04] tycoon177 [144/418] has challenged unicron [691/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to tycoon177's clock.
[10/11/17 15:53:10] Dalai [31/38] has challenged unicron [186/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Dalai's clock.
[10/12/17 02:54:54] awgh [300/809] has come upon unicron [40/741] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:25:46 is removed from awgh's clock.
[10/12/17 12:33:08] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:54:10 towards level 74.
[10/12/17 20:18:27] himuraken, unicron, and Eiam [1136/2325] have team battled Lemelisk, Globalirc, and LordH [2763/2816] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/17 21:57:16] awgh, meffe, and fattrat [505/2477] have team battled sigmg, mordac, and unicron [1762/2423] and lost! 1 day, 10:14:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/17 15:29:04] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:41:58 from level 74.
[10/20/17 00:37:19] unicron [667/752] has challenged basepi [923/930] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:55:38 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/20/17 09:40:07] glorgamitch [108/618] has challenged unicron [354/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:35 is added to glorgamitch's clock.
[10/22/17 08:42:59] unicron stole brycec's level 41 set of leggings while they were sleeping! unicron leaves his old level 26 set of leggings behind, which brycec then takes.
[10/24/17 04:00:11] dax [17/354] has challenged unicron [76/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to dax's clock.
[10/24/17 18:45:11] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:17:31 towards level 74.
[10/24/17 22:01:24] unicron, Avocet, and elbie [1006/2317] have team battled canton7, damyan, and Adar [1745/2192] and lost! 5 days, 11:14:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/17 23:05:11] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:17 towards level 74.
[11/19/17 15:52:43] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:38 towards level 74.
[11/22/17 21:30:19] unicron [582/765] has challenged IdleBot [1203/1803] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:09:43 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/23/17 13:28:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 14 days, 07:01:45 toward level 74.
[11/23/17 19:07:00] unicron [320/765] has come upon J [495/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:15:04 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/06/17 21:47:36] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:21:00 from level 74.
[12/07/17 12:31:48] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:19:50 from level 74.
[12/07/17 18:34:54] borsin [40/729] has come upon unicron [691/765] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:59:37 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/09/17 04:11:15] unicron lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:22:06 from level 74.
[12/09/17 11:31:59] Realmy [147/1048] has come upon unicron [296/765] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:30:45 is added to Realmy's clock.
[12/10/17 10:58:50] AngryParsley, Majak, and unicron [1672/2167] have team battled Eldoreth, Dalai, and MJ94 [1627/2373] and won! 1 day, 02:22:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/17 21:20:09] Andries [308/800] has come upon unicron [318/765] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:00:45 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/12/17 23:54:05] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:40 towards level 74.
[12/14/17 04:09:28] Jandre [200/338] has come upon unicron [140/765] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:16 is removed from Jandre's clock.
[12/14/17 15:34:58] unicron [543/765] has challenged shandor [41/625] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:20:57 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/15/17 04:39:35] bl4ckscor3 [291/541] has challenged unicron [518/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:13 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[12/15/17 06:43:21] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:50 towards level 74.
[12/16/17 00:06:43] unicron had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:57 towards level 74.
[12/16/17 13:43:59] unicron [248/765] has come upon freeboson [116/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:32:50 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/17/17 14:02:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 3 days, 07:50:03 toward level 74.
[12/18/17 05:50:08] Heisenberg, Tenorman, and unicron [858/2687] have team battled sigmg, himuraken, and MetaNova [941/2396] and lost! 0 days, 14:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/17 09:35:12] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:48 towards level 74.
[12/19/17 10:19:29] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:35:15 is added to his clock.
[12/19/17 10:45:21] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:37:19 is added to his clock.
[12/19/17 18:18:14] Nistur [328/380] has challenged unicron [574/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:50 is added to Nistur's clock.
[12/20/17 01:04:26] Luamil [25/408] has challenged unicron [250/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Luamil's clock.
[12/21/17 19:18:35] unicron [321/788] has challenged Gatewayy [418/890] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/21/17 20:09:30] unicron [301/788] has challenged Gerdesas [494/622] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:47:45 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/22/17 02:51:17] Brainiac, exa, and xayto [2140/2165] have team battled canton7, adamchainz, and unicron [1653/2158] and won! 0 days, 10:01:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 00:44:33] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:04:56 towards level 75.
[12/23/17 03:35:27] Roxana [47/166] has challenged unicron [382/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/23/17 06:21:42] unicron [543/788] has come upon SirMonkeybox [230/616] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 15:30:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/23/17 06:51:56] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:51:40 towards level 75.
[12/24/17 18:39:19] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:31:53 from level 75.
[12/24/17 23:36:35] Mars [285/655] has challenged unicron [433/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:55 is added to Mars's clock.
[12/24/17 23:51:43] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:05:41 towards level 75.
[12/25/17 14:53:02] meffe [349/501] has come upon unicron [589/788] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:36 is added to meffe's clock.
[12/25/17 15:22:09] Roxana [31/251] has challenged unicron [327/788] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Roxana's clock.
[12/26/17 08:09:11] rxcomm [565/918] has challenged unicron [40/788] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[12/26/17 09:51:16] unicron [67/788] has come upon Frogging101 [404/590] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:52:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/27/17 00:28:16] unicron got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:36:13 from level 75.
[12/27/17 09:55:46] unicron [139/788] has challenged woonack [442/463] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:13:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/27/17 21:02:16] el [257/455] has challenged unicron [56/788] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from el's clock.
[12/28/17 05:07:13] Xenthys [22/708] has come upon unicron [238/788] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:05:56 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[12/28/17 21:02:34] MrGlass [402/753] has come upon unicron [218/788] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:16:29 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[12/29/17 07:12:31] unicron [419/768] has challenged Sir_Lemming [1/847] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:46:35 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/30/17 06:19:57] unicron [579/768] has challenged Meta [956/1082] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:04:28 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/30/17 07:20:37] brycec, Asara, and bl4ckscor3 [189/2515] have team battled osannatas, Geela, and unicron [982/1932] and lost! 2 days, 10:46:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/17 07:41:57] Meta [34/1082] has come upon unicron [36/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:53 is added to Meta's clock.
[12/30/17 10:47:09] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 11:41:40 is added to his clock.
[01/01/18 01:51:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 46 days, 00:28:47 toward level 75.
[01/01/18 04:42:11] unicron left his weapon out in the rain to rust! unicron's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/18 17:37:22] unicron is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:56:41 is added to his clock.
[01/01/18 20:28:12] unicron sharpened the edge of his weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/18 22:54:41] Herb_Tarlek [15/775] has come upon unicron [723/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:56:17 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[01/08/18 18:25:56] unicron, elbie, and LordH [2125/2607] have team battled Fluttershy, theemstra, and suterismus [918/3159] and won! 4 days, 12:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 22:12:16] Frogging101, speedmann, and dclaw123 [442/1913] have team battled Brady, unicron, and Taffer [287/2083] and won! 0 days, 00:05:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 23:43:36] D.Va [105/558] has challenged unicron [108/765] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to D.Va's clock.
[02/01/18 13:35:21] Mateusz [732/919] has challenged unicron [331/765] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:45:17 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/02/18 11:14:23] Andries [296/783] has come upon unicron [588/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:47 is added to Andries's clock.
[02/02/18 20:34:28] Luamil, agrajag, and ohnx [776/2372] have team battled borsin, Sharky4, and unicron [1569/1852] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/18 06:38:40] gildarts, Milquetoast, and ishanyx [11/2101] have team battled Syloq, unicron, and Sir_Lemming [1778/2053] and lost! 1 day, 06:59:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/18 09:44:02] Luamil [432/471] has challenged unicron [535/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to Luamil's clock.
[02/03/18 22:39:04] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:03 towards level 75.
[02/04/18 00:22:12] Tenorman, shandor, and unicron [838/2415] have team battled hannesenator, theemstra, and Flonk [1020/2257] and lost! 3 days, 23:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/18 18:09:38] unicron [14/765] has come upon MetaNova [616/979] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:33:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/06/18 21:05:59] Crazycatlady [331/562] has come upon unicron [439/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:50:01 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/07/18 13:58:30] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:03:59 from level 75.
[02/24/18 22:50:19] el [141/481] has challenged unicron [691/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:23:42 is added to el's clock.
[02/25/18 04:51:52] unicron [358/765] has challenged Zaratustra [538/1089] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:19:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/26/18 02:07:26] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 12:25:04 is added to their clock.
[02/26/18 17:17:05] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:54:08 from level 75.
[02/27/18 14:44:19] Barry [192/413] has challenged unicron [491/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Barry's clock.
[02/27/18 18:59:27] Geela [132/420] has come upon unicron [152/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:18:50 is added to Geela's clock.
[02/27/18 21:10:43] Lemelisk [247/1107] has challenged unicron [170/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:58:26 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[02/28/18 12:03:50] poella [24/325] has challenged unicron [608/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to poella's clock.
[03/01/18 09:08:24] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:08:15 towards level 75.
[03/01/18 13:23:13] Bradicus [52/739] has challenged unicron [80/765] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:34:16 is added to Bradicus's clock.
[03/03/18 06:03:33] Wario [227/303] has challenged unicron [125/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from Wario's clock.
[03/03/18 20:18:32] unicron [323/765] has come upon greekman [215/332] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:19:48 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/04/18 01:02:15] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:38:19 from level 75.
[03/04/18 15:27:01] Cypher100 [0/1] has come upon unicron [483/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:58 is added to Cypher100's clock.
[03/05/18 06:36:36] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:44:42 towards level 75.
[03/06/18 12:42:10] unicron, dax, and KeboDK [1484/2340] have team battled AngryParsley, Sixbierehomme, and ishanyx [501/2210] and won! 2 days, 01:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 02:40:37] ncarl747, unicron, Luamil, and vox have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/18 10:15:47] Brainiac [570/729] has challenged unicron [634/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:42 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[03/09/18 06:37:48] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:44:11 from level 75.
[03/11/18 03:50:24] Eldoreth, Atan, and Sundance [2025/2159] have team battled elf, unicron, and Zaratustra [928/2758] and won! 1 day, 22:40:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/18 18:58:29] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:42 towards level 75.
[03/12/18 01:49:34] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:37 towards level 75.
[03/12/18 17:50:18] Mirc0p [745/750] has challenged unicron [542/765] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:28 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[03/12/18 20:19:14] INGSOC [0/5] has challenged unicron [479/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to INGSOC's clock.
[03/13/18 02:05:50] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:40 towards level 75.
[03/13/18 05:58:31] LordH [554/1071] has challenged unicron [577/765] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:02:12 is added to LordH's clock.
[03/13/18 14:56:30] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:32:30 is added to their clock.
[03/14/18 04:02:09] unicron [619/765] has challenged ishanyx [611/644] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:06:32 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/14/18 19:48:16] himuraken [870/920] has come upon unicron [163/765] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:02:49 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[03/15/18 07:12:19] INGSOC [179/233] has challenged unicron [124/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from INGSOC's clock.
[03/15/18 11:38:52] bebbet [77/289] has challenged unicron [686/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to bebbet's clock.
[03/16/18 03:21:27] unicron [343/765] has come upon Agent86 [429/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:27:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/16/18 03:57:45] apiw, Zaratustra, and awgh [242/2787] have team battled Brainiac, unicron, and Agent86 [876/2084] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/18 14:50:54] unicron [751/765] has come upon PiotrekD [663/701] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:02:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/16/18 18:28:20] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:18:02 is added to their clock.
[03/17/18 03:26:51] himuraken [100/920] has challenged unicron [589/765] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:44:44 is added to himuraken's clock.
[03/18/18 12:49:41] qwerty [47/838] has come upon unicron [4/765] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:59:53 is removed from qwerty's clock.
[03/18/18 12:49:41] qwerty has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:02:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/19/18 02:21:21] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:57 towards level 75.
[03/20/18 09:50:10] unicron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/20/18 21:59:08] Lnk, Elgo, and pants [1760/1964] have team battled MJ94, unicron, and Roxana [566/2306] and won! 6 days, 08:05:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/19 08:51:45] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:47 towards level 75.
[11/11/19 15:26:51] Brady [458/963] has come upon unicron [151/761] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:38:31 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/12/19 08:46:27] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:27 towards level 75.
[11/12/19 23:06:05] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:23 towards level 75.
[11/13/19 05:43:51] HeavyPodda [56/943] has challenged unicron [439/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:11:36 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/13/19 07:44:22] buksi [102/798] has challenged unicron [494/761] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:10 is added to buksi's clock.
[11/13/19 13:15:06] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:30:13 is added to their clock.
[11/14/19 02:42:21] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:30:46 is added to their clock.
[11/14/19 19:45:54] TimWolla, RedW, and ohnx [1414/2922] have team battled unicron, Athos, and Lnk [684/2249] and won! 0 days, 12:29:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/19 04:54:29] unicron [747/763] has challenged Yuhno [350/666] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:01:20 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/16/19 04:26:42] unicron stole MetaNova's level 79 amulet while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 44 amulet behind, which MetaNova then takes.
[11/16/19 13:34:01] JuanMaestro [677/910] has challenged unicron [10/794] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[11/16/19 23:03:51] unicron was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:09:47 from level 76.
[11/17/19 04:05:09] BagelBites [476/711] has come upon unicron [370/794] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:24:40 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[11/17/19 13:57:51] Tenorman, Cameron_D, and BagelBites [981/2670] have team battled pants, unicron, and Yuhno [1328/2727] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/19 07:14:37] TheDeadlyDandy, Susumurata, and niko [113/1980] have team battled Forud, PlasmaStar, and unicron [374/1994] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:55 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/19 22:08:01] unicron saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:35:46 from level 76.
[11/20/19 10:20:57] unicron [152/794] has challenged kenyon [789/1159] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:31:30 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/21/19 01:24:25] Iceman [112/976] has challenged unicron [517/794] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:30:50 is added to Iceman's clock.
[11/21/19 05:57:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 28 days, 23:25:00 toward level 76.
[11/22/19 17:08:01] khmerboy [429/769] has come upon unicron [624/794] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:17:48 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[11/23/19 12:07:43] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:37:12 towards level 76.
[11/24/19 05:29:18] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:47:11 from level 76.
[11/25/19 01:49:28] kenyon [676/1159] has challenged unicron [692/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:33:40 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/29/19 12:20:49] unicron [466/794] has challenged womblecat [199/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:25:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/29/19 12:33:40] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:22 towards level 76.
[12/01/19 06:31:18] unicron [245/794] has challenged freeboson [227/645] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:11:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/01/19 11:29:57] h00k [78/756] has come upon unicron [536/794] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:10 is added to h00k's clock.
[12/01/19 15:34:31] unicron [492/794] has come upon humus [54/346] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:05:54 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/02/19 17:53:39] womblecat, micah, and unicron [420/2370] have team battled Notir, loomysh, and Dyntra [636/1835] and lost! 2 days, 17:42:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 02:57:21] mwhahaha [893/1018] has come upon unicron [442/794] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:56:16 is removed from mwhahaha's clock.
[12/03/19 12:04:26] unicron sharpened the edge of their weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/19 21:46:59] idlerpgww [147/798] has challenged unicron [185/818] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:40:32 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[12/04/19 05:49:06] unicron [282/818] has challenged yano [535/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:35:10 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/08/19 04:12:52] unicron [765/818] has challenged gdm [244/602] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:13:56 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/08/19 08:15:49] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:22:02 from level 76.
[12/08/19 10:44:16] unicron [461/818] has come upon blizgerg [688/1359] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:17:54 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/09/19 05:55:09] micah, lavamind, and TheresusPheronor [1091/2099] have team battled StalkR, unicron, and Ironhoof [2422/2567] and lost! 3 days, 00:05:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/19 17:30:28] unicron [299/818] has challenged meskio [225/929] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:38:39 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/10/19 20:48:38] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:34 towards level 76.
[12/14/19 08:17:35] unicron [350/818] has come upon TauPan [286/387] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:33:24 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/14/19 12:49:34] bookworm, Lnk, and Athos [881/1892] have team battled phraktyl, allo, and unicron [62/2235] and won! 0 days, 14:12:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/19 20:00:54] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:08 towards level 76.
[12/17/19 00:00:40] sheu, lipek, and Atan [100/2750] have team battled unicron, blizgerg, and soltys [949/3061] and lost! 1 day, 13:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/19 09:00:42] datdus [106/407] has challenged unicron [65/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from datdus's clock.
[12/21/19 18:36:48] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:39 towards level 76.
[12/24/19 14:17:10] Geela, AbrahamLinksys, and elf [1758/2499] have team battled Nechayev, unicron, and xonic [1187/2406] and won! 1 day, 19:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/19 00:11:38] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:22 towards level 76.
[12/25/19 18:02:35] unicron [721/830] has challenged KeboDK [14/828] in combat and won! 14 days, 18:43:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[12/26/19 01:06:24] StalkR [452/497] has challenged unicron [564/830] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:53:47 is added to StalkR's clock.
[12/26/19 18:21:16] unicron, tspange, and findlayr [470/1926] have team battled MadMan, Agent86, and ishanyx [1503/2699] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 02:58:03] GipsyPureGold, sjums_the_great, and unicron [583/1990] have team battled alephnull, Beefcan, and i3d [1319/1755] and lost! 3 days, 23:32:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/19 05:38:54] brendan [1353/1388] has challenged unicron [461/830] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:30:34 is removed from brendan's clock.
[12/28/19 12:01:44] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:20:20 from level 77.
[12/28/19 17:45:06] unicron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:31 from level 77.
[12/30/19 06:17:52] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:53:11 from level 77.
[12/30/19 10:35:13] Andries [218/570] has come upon unicron [825/830] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:20:31 is added to Andries's clock.
[12/31/19 02:57:56] MetaNova [905/975] has come upon unicron [776/830] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:48:18 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/31/19 23:30:57] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:51:22 towards level 77.
[01/01/20 08:41:31] Andries [396/570] has come upon unicron [17/830] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:44:48 is removed from Andries's clock.
[01/02/20 03:02:35] Zythan, Roxana, and skarlso [1074/2417] have team battled Asara, pants, and unicron [458/3125] and won! 1 day, 22:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 15:47:56] unicron [357/830] has challenged SlimeDiamond [310/358] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:04:24 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/02/20 21:49:20] Zaratustra [437/1129] has challenged unicron [231/830] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:49:34 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/20 11:24:59] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:01:13 towards level 77.
[01/06/20 04:07:31] unicron [553/830] has challenged algernon [726/731] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:11:59 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/06/20 14:43:14] Birdbones [1277/1359] has come upon unicron [247/830] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:52:53 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[01/06/20 19:55:04] csssuf [432/723] has come upon unicron [806/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:16:26 is added to csssuf's clock.
[01/06/20 22:19:01] unicron [586/830] has come upon Zyphyr [145/629] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:48:38 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/07/20 13:43:43] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 03:41:54 is added to their clock.
[01/11/20 07:04:46] unicron, Asara, and SirMonkeybox [595/2201] have team battled petrichor, alephnull, and Beavis [1048/3281] and lost! 6 days, 07:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 06:56:49] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:09 towards level 77.
[01/12/20 15:07:06] unicron [517/830] has come upon Forud [420/765] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:36:14 is removed from unicron's clock.
[01/13/20 10:15:33] unicron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/20 08:30:27] unicron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:49:30 from level 77.
[01/14/20 13:47:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed unicron with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 18:23:08 from level 77.
[01/14/20 16:35:31] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:48:22 towards level 77.
[01/31/20 19:48:29] unicron [325/836] has come upon blizgerg [1294/1363] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:21:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/01/20 18:55:02] unicron got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:12:56 from level 77.
[02/01/20 21:41:42] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 15:15:03 is added to their clock.
[02/02/20 12:59:10] unicron [213/836] has come upon GipsyPureGold [325/644] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:15:46 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/04/20 02:59:29] unicron [408/836] has challenged snek [593/707] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:00:23 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/04/20 13:02:49] Lnk [611/1028] has come upon unicron [293/836] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:08:31 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/04/20 17:33:04] yano [260/608] has come upon unicron [201/836] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:49:25 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/05/20 01:04:50] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:07:12 towards level 77.
[02/05/20 07:35:44] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:37:50 towards level 77.
[02/07/20 03:33:06] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:27:38 towards level 77.
[02/08/20 05:37:56] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:50:10 towards level 77.
[02/09/20 09:37:21] Birdbones [1232/1362] has come upon unicron [473/836] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:44:05 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/09/20 19:54:47] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:03:43 towards level 77.
[02/12/20 16:02:09] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:39 towards level 77.
[02/12/20 22:51:40] skarlso [492/765] has come upon unicron [221/836] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:43:46 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[02/13/20 17:10:44] yano [26/608] has come upon unicron [30/836] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:49:53 is added to yano's clock.
[02/14/20 02:59:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 19 days, 11:35:50 toward level 77.
[02/14/20 05:01:45] unicron [168/836] has challenged PiotrekD [875/1013] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:10:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/14/20 20:53:28] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:38 towards level 77.
[02/16/20 01:55:20] unicron [816/836] has come upon WallIdl [105/545] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:13:35 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/17/20 12:21:25] meskio [243/923] has come upon unicron [258/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:07:35 is added to meskio's clock.
[02/19/20 11:16:10] unicron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:54 from level 77.
[02/20/20 15:40:12] unicron [113/872] has challenged Yuhno [599/658] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/21/20 12:34:03] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 05:22:23 is added to their clock.
[02/21/20 14:30:58] unicron [244/872] has come upon Mithkabob [401/434] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:03:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/21/20 22:17:54] unicron [783/872] has come upon D.Va [655/1153] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 21:06:08 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/23/20 10:56:09] tmberg, Neo, and petrichor [3146/3273] have team battled unicron, zid, and MadMan [833/3102] and won! 1 day, 08:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/20 18:22:17] unicron [833/872] has challenged TheDeadlyDandy [662/766] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:05:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[02/23/20 18:51:26] unicron, golgy, and WallIdl [1789/2407] have team battled PlasmaStar, Dyntra, and Mateusz [785/2323] and won! 0 days, 05:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/20 11:38:04] RBecker, buksi, and Mateusz [1593/2897] have team battled unicron, SlimeDiamond, and djm [1622/2429] and lost! 2 days, 12:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 13:31:55] idlerpgww [682/831] has challenged unicron [786/872] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:57:36 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[02/26/20 03:35:09] unicron [390/872] has challenged PlasmaStar [625/664] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:25:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/26/20 09:48:28] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:21:43 towards level 78.
[02/27/20 15:43:23] CornFly [680/1223] has challenged unicron [367/872] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:15:59 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/27/20 22:29:43] petrichor, sjefen6, and dindinx [2461/2901] have team battled unicron, scumola, and FSM [823/2070] and won! 2 days, 01:10:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/20 21:25:47] phraktyl, Bluedog, and meskio [167/2005] have team battled maligned, unicron, and AncalagonThBlack [1073/2215] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/29/20 13:56:33] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:17:14 from level 78.
[02/29/20 23:09:48] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:45:00 towards level 78.
[03/02/20 01:41:01] unicron [74/872] has challenged Susumurata [66/580] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:53:28 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/02/20 01:41:01] unicron has dealt Susumurata a Critical Strike! 5 days, 14:25:31 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[03/02/20 22:46:31] unicron [511/872] has come upon WallIdl [152/698] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:27:46 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/04/20 03:38:42] unicron got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:16:37 from level 78.
[03/05/20 09:00:43] Mirc0p [368/734] has challenged unicron [301/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:10 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[03/06/20 03:40:28] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:00:06 towards level 78.
[03/07/20 10:36:28] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:15:54 from level 78.
[03/07/20 14:22:12] unicron lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:54:37 from level 78.
[03/07/20 20:03:01] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 23:36:16 is added to their clock.
[03/08/20 11:17:40] unicron [27/872] has challenged Lnk [56/1028] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:22:22 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/08/20 18:23:07] unicron, Athos, and Everyman [1759/2296] have team battled Atan, JuanMaestro, and blizgerg [2771/3095] and lost! 2 days, 06:09:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/20 19:19:31] unicron [586/872] has challenged TauPan [50/443] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:49:45 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/08/20 20:15:15] SCSi [320/839] has come upon unicron [333/872] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:25:03 is added to SCSi's clock.
[03/10/20 04:24:27] sjums_the_great [244/805] has come upon unicron [30/872] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:48:16 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[03/12/20 15:40:57] Beavis [301/1129] has challenged unicron [747/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:22:48 is added to Beavis's clock.
[03/13/20 01:57:34] xayto, Syloq, and AncalagonThBlack [30/2334] have team battled rustybicycle, kenyon, and unicron [1068/2421] and lost! 3 days, 04:02:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/20 12:11:55] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:38 towards level 78.
[03/26/20 17:46:35] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:28:01 towards level 78.
[03/27/20 09:49:52] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:31 towards level 78.
[03/27/20 16:53:44] brendan [1393/1394] has come upon unicron [732/872] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:28:50 is removed from brendan's clock.
[03/30/20 18:57:42] Heisenberg [346/1094] has come upon unicron [291/872] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 00:25:41 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/30/20 22:27:41] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:59:14 from level 78.
[04/01/20 00:56:57] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:33:56 from level 78.
[04/02/20 11:37:10] Roxana, unicron, and niko [2749/2986] have team battled kenyon, parkaman, and Jaglag [1499/1695] and won! 1 day, 13:34:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 11:45:42] KH405 [485/548] has challenged unicron [464/872] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:37:20 is removed from KH405's clock.
[04/03/20 15:12:28] Eldoreth [613/1251] has come upon unicron [221/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:38:51 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/04/20 05:38:25] simple, unicron, and zygren [2243/2430] have team battled Tor, djm, and MadMan [1159/3469] and won! 1 day, 11:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 14:29:56] nijotz [126/247] has challenged unicron [531/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to nijotz's clock.
[04/06/20 23:07:55] zbe [331/741] has challenged unicron [794/872] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/09/20 00:16:10] niko [357/864] has challenged unicron [25/872] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:39:52 is removed from niko's clock.
[04/11/20 07:23:54] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:35:44 from level 78.
[04/12/20 15:46:18] unicron, MetaNova, and skarlso [1077/2670] have team battled nickware, M144, and Atan [1250/2969] and lost! 2 days, 05:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/20 01:52:19] Brady [509/1123] has challenged unicron [251/872] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:25 is removed from Brady's clock.
[04/15/20 10:54:34] unicron [462/872] has challenged sjefen6 [452/903] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:55:28 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/16/20 15:01:22] unicron [840/872] has challenged skarlso [241/799] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:44:44 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/17/20 08:28:00] LukeLR [263/831] has come upon unicron [840/872] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:49:19 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[04/17/20 19:07:57] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:54:29 is added to their clock.
[04/18/20 00:01:57] unicron, ohnx, and niko [591/2511] have team battled Tor, micah, and ilbelkyr [512/3290] and won! 0 days, 03:51:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 17:58:49] unicron, Nistur, and MrGlass [2119/2735] have team battled Athos, efertone, and Reilly [788/1718] and won! 0 days, 13:47:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 01:39:51] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:17 towards level 78.
[04/20/20 02:20:46] tineibous [72/97] has challenged unicron [444/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to tineibous's clock.
[04/20/20 18:25:26] rustybicycle [199/547] has challenged unicron [258/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:40 is added to rustybicycle's clock.
[04/20/20 22:17:33] unicron [681/872] has come upon NeonSynth [414/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:32:07 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/22/20 02:01:31] unicron, brycec, and borsin [27/2687] have team battled pants, rxcomm, and Ttech [4499/4557] and lost! 1 day, 03:53:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/20 07:07:39] unicron [826/872] has come upon Susumurata [273/660] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:42:53 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/22/20 16:20:34] unicron, MaryMaid, and Bradicus [932/2633] have team battled Dyntra, Brady, and ohnx [131/2408] and won! 1 day, 02:03:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 09:01:17] unicron, neurospex, and jayvee [2241/2810] have team battled SCSi, Blukunfando, and MJ94 [1836/2072] and won! 0 days, 17:32:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 16:19:29] unicron stole idlerpgww's level 308 weapon while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 290 weapon behind, which idlerpgww then takes.
[04/23/20 20:10:58] unicron was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:07 from level 78.
[04/24/20 03:41:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 1 day, 05:47:12 toward level 78.
[04/24/20 23:27:26] golgy [743/1006] has challenged unicron [699/888] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:00:25 is removed from golgy's clock.
[04/25/20 06:05:59] unicron [704/888] has challenged aismallard [174/874] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:39:31 is removed from unicron's clock.
[04/25/20 18:31:33] Ironhoof [549/1266] has challenged unicron [810/888] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:08:46 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/26/20 20:37:17] WallIdl [97/740] has challenged unicron [781/888] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:13:29 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[05/01/20 07:02:05] unicron [846/884] has challenged HeavyPodda [99/964] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:26:36 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/02/20 15:03:34] h00k [191/787] has challenged unicron [633/884] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:50:25 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/03/20 13:14:36] Atan [347/774] has challenged unicron [406/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:17:38 is added to Atan's clock.
[05/03/20 13:19:01] unicron, Balthazar, and dax [1245/2533] have team battled parkaman, elbie, and Scornn [1587/2134] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/20 00:17:12] unicron [305/884] has challenged sigmg [413/971] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:33:09 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/04/20 03:24:42] unicron stole brendan's level 68 set of leggings while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 39 set of leggings behind, which brendan then takes.
[05/05/20 13:25:51] unicron [716/910] has challenged Atan [53/774] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:25:54 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/06/20 19:47:01] Tenorman, sjums_the_great, and Lnk [1089/3139] have team battled unicron, phraktyl, and Khorne [401/2554] and won! 5 days, 10:52:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 05:37:07] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:05:43 is added to their clock.
[05/07/20 09:25:00] djm [231/855] has come upon unicron [102/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:25 is removed from djm's clock.
[05/07/20 15:41:21] micah [800/963] has come upon unicron [309/910] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:06 is removed from micah's clock.
[05/08/20 06:31:56] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:09 towards level 79.
[05/08/20 07:01:25] Lnk, unicron, and idlerpgww [394/2594] have team battled Agent86, dax, and blizgerg [1240/2677] and lost! 3 days, 14:18:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/20 21:05:10] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:38 towards level 79.
[05/08/20 22:01:02] pants, TheDeadlyDandy, and MetaNova [1822/3131] have team battled Majak, unicron, and tris [95/2050] and won! 0 days, 04:36:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 03:48:20] petrichor, pfoley, and unicron [578/3046] have team battled grooverider, StalkR, and ilbelkyr [2583/3143] and lost! 5 days, 03:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/20 12:25:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 3 days, 08:20:39 toward level 79.
[05/12/20 15:37:52] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:22:20 is added to their clock.
[05/13/20 08:10:32] unicron [358/910] has challenged dwfreed [710/923] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:55:45 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/13/20 11:49:17] Ironhoof, damyan, and csc2ya [746/2994] have team battled MetaNova, DrJosh9000, and unicron [1894/2703] and lost! 0 days, 03:28:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/20 10:51:48] nawcom [11/590] has come upon unicron [487/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:12 is added to nawcom's clock.
[05/14/20 11:33:34] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:40 towards level 79.
[05/15/20 22:56:29] unicron found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:33:59 towards level 79.
[05/16/20 09:59:23] MMaple, unicron, and anarcat [246/1993] have team battled blizgerg, Psilocybe, and Andries [538/2772] and lost! 0 days, 08:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/20 01:30:57] gildarts [406/458] has challenged unicron [216/910] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:29:04 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[05/17/20 02:54:24] i3d [365/662] has come upon unicron [153/910] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:15:26 is removed from i3d's clock.
[05/19/20 01:29:42] EmielVonBorison [210/269] has come upon unicron [342/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:50 is added to EmielVonBorison's clock.
[05/19/20 07:37:37] mordac [651/1317] has come upon unicron [214/910] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:39:10 is removed from mordac's clock.
[05/19/20 17:45:50] FSM [354/745] has challenged unicron [22/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:50:30 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/20/20 16:45:34] Notir [254/522] has come upon unicron [679/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:50:47 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/21/20 02:22:19] unicron [377/910] has come upon tris [122/355] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:04 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/21/20 04:09:28] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:48 from level 79.
[05/21/20 13:29:01] unicron [830/910] has come upon tms [353/460] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:36:05 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/22/20 02:43:03] VoidFox, Asara, and unicron [194/1931] have team battled RBecker, yano, and darkmage [2681/2846] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/20 04:28:39] JeDa [245/381] has come upon unicron [618/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:32:57 is added to JeDa's clock.
[05/23/20 10:52:08] Atan [218/797] has come upon unicron [76/910] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:55:37 is removed from Atan's clock.
[05/23/20 15:51:27] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:22 towards level 79.
[05/24/20 16:46:41] unicron [17/910] has come upon sjefen6 [378/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:04:20 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/24/20 20:36:33] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:07 towards level 79.
[05/26/20 03:11:50] unicron [519/910] has come upon TauPan [48/477] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:10:54 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/27/20 00:41:10] Crazycatlady, unicron, and loomysh [604/2737] have team battled Cataly5m, xayto, and KeboDK [589/1833] and won! 0 days, 03:34:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/20 09:16:20] lipek, Lemelisk, and bobvador [2930/3483] have team battled Dyntra, sairis, and unicron [85/1915] and won! 0 days, 15:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 20:58:33] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:18 towards level 79.
[05/28/20 20:59:40] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:18 towards level 79.
[05/30/20 00:46:08] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:33 towards level 79.
[05/30/20 05:43:21] Elgo [402/921] has come upon unicron [676/910] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:14:41 is added to Elgo's clock.
[05/31/20 07:17:04] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:12 towards level 79.
[06/01/20 08:45:29] unicron [893/910] has come upon petrichor [546/1229] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:02 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/02/20 04:10:36] Atan [715/797] has challenged unicron [681/910] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:23:22 is removed from Atan's clock.
[06/02/20 17:26:13] unicron [774/910] has challenged Reilly [567/573] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from unicron's clock.
[06/04/20 10:38:44] PlasmaStar [598/674] has come upon unicron [498/916] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:24:28 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[06/05/20 12:05:03] unicron [346/916] has come upon fattrat [817/1247] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:42:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/05/20 22:53:24] bigjay, unicron, and lakwatsero [2193/2892] have team battled max, Xenthys, and Andries [2416/2444] and lost! 12 days, 16:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/20 23:38:13] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:21:33 from level 80.
[06/06/20 12:30:57] unicron, Globalirc, and astropoint [1316/2786] have team battled TauPan, Iceman, and RBecker [826/2394] and won! 5 days, 21:40:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 18:32:54] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:43:20 from level 80.
[06/09/20 22:08:31] Heisenberg [820/1109] has come upon unicron [526/916] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:33:24 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[06/09/20 22:08:31] Heisenberg has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:26:25 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/10/20 15:58:30] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:26:32 towards level 80.
[06/11/20 17:46:33] KH405 [153/571] has come upon unicron [247/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:32:07 is added to KH405's clock.
[06/12/20 02:42:50] canton7 [903/1260] has come upon unicron [406/916] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 06:17:28 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/13/20 01:32:38] tmberg, Pici, and unicron [558/3735] have team battled Iceman, aismallard, and idlerpgww [2507/2684] and lost! 3 days, 22:53:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/20 10:05:13] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:13:36 from level 80.
[06/13/20 14:44:06] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 05:00:03 is added to their clock.
[06/13/20 15:12:09] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:10:17 towards level 80.
[06/14/20 11:32:44] unicron [176/916] has challenged Scornn [830/855] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:29:38 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/07/20 08:38:00] unicron [604/916] has come upon Ttech [1388/2079] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 23:09:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/07/20 12:57:17] Desspugne [514/846] has come upon unicron [807/916] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:11:57 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[07/09/20 03:56:49] Majak, Heisenberg, and ohnx [1305/2826] have team battled Syloq, unicron, and SCSi [1871/2835] and lost! 5 days, 17:19:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 10:44:33] unicron EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 14:20:15 from level 80.
[07/09/20 20:15:30] Asara, unicron, and Beefcan [537/2446] have team battled astropoint, aismallard, and Scornn [2482/2880] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/20 00:37:39] unicron [819/916] has come upon cocco [162/357] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:04:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[07/14/20 22:21:28] unicron sharpened the edge of their weapon! unicron's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/20 22:37:27] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 4 days, 01:47:15 is added to their clock.
[07/15/20 09:31:01] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 14:28:28 from level 80.
[07/15/20 13:56:52] unicron [166/943] has come upon ilbelkyr [695/1068] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 16:33:46 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/15/20 21:27:37] Vic, Scornn, and tris [990/1697] have team battled unicron, Andries, and Beavis [1444/2726] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/20 08:55:03] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:42:20 towards level 80.
[07/16/20 13:28:34] Zaratustra, unicron, and max [756/2738] have team battled Fennec, Agent86, and neurospex [72/2666] and won! 3 days, 15:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/20 23:37:09] loomysh, sc_, and unicron [935/2857] have team battled Ironhoof, DrJosh9000, and Asara [1551/3037] and lost! 6 days, 21:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/20 23:51:45] vegadark [744/781] has challenged unicron [531/943] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:35:22 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/17/20 04:36:13] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:46:05 towards level 80.
[07/18/20 10:35:02] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:46:20 is added to their clock.
[07/18/20 18:34:10] unicron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/20 19:27:51] unicron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/20 16:48:12] delet [209/543] has challenged unicron [300/940] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to delet's clock.
[07/21/20 03:50:25] bisco [587/1263] has challenged unicron [221/940] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:51:45 is removed from bisco's clock.
[07/21/20 04:47:30] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 07:21:52 is added to their clock.
[07/21/20 18:54:03] unicron [209/940] has challenged MetaNova [884/1007] in combat and lost! 16 days, 09:19:38 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/21/20 23:27:34] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 23:50:32 towards level 80.
[07/22/20 04:03:48] KH405 [441/571] has come upon unicron [539/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:14:41 is added to KH405's clock.
[07/23/20 09:53:45] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 23:35:49 towards level 80.
[07/23/20 13:04:20] fattrat [520/1258] has challenged unicron [72/940] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:34:36 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/23/20 13:04:29] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 03:42:14 is added to their clock.
[07/23/20 16:35:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried unicron 58 days, 03:41:38 toward level 80.
[07/24/20 00:12:30] L, kenyon, and unicron [2280/3180] have team battled Leedsichthys, Sharky4, and MrGlass [650/2530] and won! 0 days, 14:42:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/20 10:52:20] Misza, maligned, and kenyon [737/3539] have team battled MJ94, unicron, and sukil [252/2182] and won! 0 days, 03:24:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/20 19:11:40] unicron [14/940] has challenged Yuhno [364/717] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:11:36 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/06/20 21:25:34] yano, holloway, and jnerulax [597/2501] have team battled unicron, bisco, and Tor [927/3246] and lost! 0 days, 08:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/20 03:27:48] unicron [162/940] has come upon GunMan [378/430] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:30:02 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/08/20 06:03:20] scumola, cocco, and unicron [1474/1846] have team battled Leedsichthys, HeavyPodda, and GeneralZod [1191/1998] and won! 0 days, 05:26:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/20 06:40:23] DrJosh9000 [190/812] has come upon unicron [564/940] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:13:29 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[08/08/20 10:20:49] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:23:24 towards level 80.
[08/09/20 11:54:18] sjums_the_great, LukeLR, and pollo [1492/2944] have team battled jstg, unicron, and KyloRen [456/2401] and won! 2 days, 04:09:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 14:30:06] Zyphyr, m0shbear, and GilbertErik [246/2708] have team battled unicron, micah, and Fluttershy [1685/3120] and lost! 7 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/20 14:58:14] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:06:39 towards level 80.
[08/10/20 02:52:55] Xenthys [241/796] has come upon unicron [668/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:44:48 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/12/20 19:06:04] unicron [389/940] has challenged Nechayev [871/910] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:30:05 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/13/20 15:10:41] unicron [5/940] has challenged tmberg [1047/1527] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:57:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/13/20 16:45:57] unicron bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:46:25 towards level 80.
[08/15/20 14:59:19] max [545/675] has come upon unicron [168/940] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:14:27 is removed from max's clock.
[08/15/20 21:24:01] Scar3cr0w, SirMonkeybox, and irix [264/2253] have team battled grooverider, dwfreed, and unicron [1988/3324] and lost! 2 days, 20:46:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/20 22:23:35] MadHatter [166/705] has challenged unicron [89/940] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:46:04 is removed from MadHatter's clock.
[08/15/20 23:13:22] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:54:37 towards level 80.
[08/16/20 01:43:22] unicron lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:01:08 from level 80.
[08/18/20 22:49:26] Tor, sjefen6, and algernon [2810/2845] have team battled unicron, Vic, and elf [1531/2768] and won! 11 days, 07:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/20 13:12:32] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:26:41 towards level 80.
[08/20/20 10:24:52] GunMan, sc_, and pants [460/2582] have team battled MetaNova, damyan, and unicron [2161/3188] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/20 15:27:35] Birdbones [12/1325] has come upon unicron [534/940] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:24:36 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/20/20 15:33:48] unicron, Atan, and Zyphyr [2307/2416] have team battled Milquetoast, Bradicus, and waifu [2092/3066] and won! 0 days, 15:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 07:54:36] Atan [70/798] has challenged unicron [168/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:54 is added to Atan's clock.
[08/23/20 05:05:11] unicron [787/940] has challenged anarcat [595/684] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:23:37 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/23/20 16:21:01] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:01:51 is added to their clock.
[08/24/20 11:11:07] unicron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:10:30 from level 80.
[09/04/20 22:46:16] Muirrum [112/568] has come upon unicron [761/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:15:52 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[09/07/20 05:45:14] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:24:55 towards level 80.
[09/08/20 15:20:53] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:04:03 from level 80.
[09/09/20 13:49:26] Asara [783/921] has challenged unicron [532/940] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:05:47 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/10/20 00:52:19] unicron [841/940] has challenged MadMan [613/1320] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:17:33 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/10/20 11:48:49] soltys [345/965] has come upon unicron [628/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:54:59 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/10/20 19:13:23] AncalagonThBlack [607/942] has come upon unicron [235/940] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:36:20 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[09/11/20 03:59:27] unicron [441/940] has challenged idlerpgww [555/771] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:03:24 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/11/20 18:25:41] Desspugne [76/869] has come upon unicron [375/950] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:58:10 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[09/12/20 21:19:07] Reilly [323/554] has come upon unicron [80/950] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:09:12 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[09/13/20 02:14:01] Andries [244/675] has come upon unicron [357/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:12:13 is added to Andries's clock.
[09/14/20 09:20:45] Roxana [1330/1414] has come upon unicron [575/950] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:31:35 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[09/14/20 09:20:45] Roxana has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 6 days, 12:20:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[09/15/20 00:50:03] StalkR, unicron, m0shbear, and JeDa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/20 17:37:54] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:19 towards level 80.
[09/20/20 13:00:28] unicron [835/950] has challenged holloway [102/952] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:58:51 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/20/20 20:47:57] neurospex, h00k, and ohnx [916/2518] have team battled Notir, unicron, and sairis [422/2293] and won! 0 days, 05:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/20 01:35:49] blizgerg [560/1232] has come upon unicron [946/950] and been defeated in combat! 25 days, 04:29:41 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[09/21/20 05:30:01] L [491/906] has come upon unicron [498/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:30:05 is added to L's clock.
[09/21/20 11:23:15] unicron has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:27:38 from level 80.
[09/22/20 16:13:54] unicron [846/950] has challenged GunMan [46/726] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:47:00 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/24/20 13:42:18] unicron grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:32 towards level 80.
[09/24/20 14:25:06] unicron [700/950] has come upon Mithkabob [481/547] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:08:28 is removed from unicron's clock.
[09/25/20 18:32:52] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:46 towards level 80.
[09/26/20 10:26:57] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:39:50 is added to their clock.
[09/26/20 13:41:14] JeDa, ganome, and unicron [1677/2045] have team battled Psilocybe, Khorne, and elbie [2232/2403] and lost! 0 days, 08:28:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 04:12:37] Desspugne [213/869] has come upon unicron [649/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:21:52 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/02/20 07:16:06] Crazycatlady, unicron, and sunri5e [757/2993] have team battled JensRex, Globalirc, and Blukunfando [991/2734] and lost! 2 days, 05:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 20:11:47] DrJosh9000 [430/815] has challenged unicron [626/950] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:53:17 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/04/20 04:29:21] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:35:09 from level 80.
[10/05/20 10:22:07] unicron was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:34 towards level 80.
[10/05/20 16:14:52] Jaglag [452/502] has come upon unicron [923/950] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:34:08 is added to Jaglag's clock.
[10/06/20 01:54:15] unicron stole Heisenberg's level 269 pair of boots while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 45 pair of boots behind, which Heisenberg then takes.
[10/06/20 02:37:43] unicron stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:27 towards level 80.
[10/06/20 10:11:02] unicron, bobvador, and Muirrum [497/2407] have team battled maligned, Tratos, and anarcat [423/2963] and won! 2 days, 20:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 22:50:05] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:46:22 from level 80.
[10/08/20 05:02:57] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:26 towards level 80.
[10/08/20 11:42:30] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:48 towards level 80.
[10/08/20 20:45:58] unicron [322/1152] has challenged doalim [151/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:10:05 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/10/20 08:54:12] unicron [163/1152] has challenged Balthazar [358/1060] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:19:45 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/10/20 08:59:47] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:44:02 is added to their clock.
[10/10/20 22:57:33] xayto [638/792] has challenged unicron [891/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:04:53 is added to xayto's clock.
[10/11/20 03:13:08] kate [214/322] has challenged unicron [936/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to kate's clock.
[10/11/20 18:39:51] rxcomm [475/1302] has come upon unicron [559/1152] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:02:10 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[10/12/20 13:13:07] HellSpawn [367/795] has come upon unicron [141/1152] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:22:27 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/13/20 01:51:06] bobvador, meskio, and unicron [1070/2994] have team battled SCSi, GunMan, and Ironhoof [2770/3161] and lost! 0 days, 19:32:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/20 02:09:28] Fluttershy [995/1252] has challenged unicron [515/1152] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:47:11 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[10/14/20 11:22:11] unicron discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:23 towards level 80.
[10/15/20 00:20:51] Misza [1342/1445] has come upon unicron [481/1152] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 08:54:30 is removed from Misza's clock.
[10/15/20 05:11:47] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:49:59 is added to their clock.
[10/16/20 10:14:46] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:36 towards level 80.
[10/16/20 14:20:16] john [127/399] has challenged unicron [432/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to john's clock.
[10/18/20 01:33:14] unicron [4/1152] has challenged Psilocybe [381/773] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/18/20 05:36:27] unicron, Tratos, and Mateusz [2230/3643] have team battled Clearcasting, Lnk, and feek [1220/2327] and won! 4 days, 15:37:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 23:14:45] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:55:35 towards level 81.
[10/19/20 07:57:55] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:14:19 towards level 81.
[10/19/20 18:56:45] unicron [924/1152] has challenged Globalirc [526/995] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:54:17 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/20/20 02:44:31] unicron, phraktyl, GunMan, and nickware have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/20 13:57:03] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:26 towards level 81.
[10/24/20 01:18:50] unicron [582/1152] has challenged PiotrekD [364/1004] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:08:58 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/25/20 13:26:39] womblecat [828/1097] has challenged unicron [792/1152] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:22:32 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[10/26/20 14:45:37] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:46 towards level 81.
[10/26/20 16:15:28] unicron is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:37:21 is added to their clock.
[10/27/20 05:55:15] unicron was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:08 from level 81.
[10/28/20 15:53:42] dax [873/894] has challenged unicron [1113/1152] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:20:41 is added to dax's clock.
[04/22/21 04:30:26] unicron invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:26 towards level 81.
[04/22/21 13:24:50] JensRex, pfoley, unicron, and phraktyl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/21 21:25:11] sairis [869/878] has challenged unicron [438/1152] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:12:29 is removed from sairis's clock.
[05/08/21 08:00:37] keepermurf, unicron, and sheu [2234/3026] have team battled dwfreed, yano, and Misza [550/3111] and won! 4 days, 01:02:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/21 18:56:27] buksi [450/1149] has come upon unicron [149/1152] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 17:35:02 is removed from buksi's clock.
[05/10/21 14:41:21] keepermurf [680/1004] has challenged unicron [794/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:40:55 is added to keepermurf's clock.
[05/12/21 00:10:51] d4rkp1r4t3, caeli1, and LordBanana [881/1327] have team battled kenyon, RBecker, and unicron [429/2694] and won! 1 day, 15:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 01:02:01] unicron, bisco, and Ttech [4348/4714] have team battled SlowRiot, Tenorman, and Nofew [1587/3075] and won! 2 days, 11:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 12:44:07] unicron learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:51 towards level 81.
[05/12/21 16:11:44] dwfreed, Elgo, and unicron [1241/3214] have team battled pants, Zaratustra, and sheu [978/3405] and won! 1 day, 09:54:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 01:34:10] unicron [683/1152] has come upon androphius [16/598] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:33:26 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/13/21 09:16:37] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:12 towards level 81.
[05/13/21 18:03:20] unicron [876/1152] has challenged simple [430/1155] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:11:16 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/16/21 02:18:01] unicron [234/1152] has challenged mordac [532/1516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:38 is added to unicron's clock.
[05/17/21 04:35:53] unicron [1068/1152] has challenged aismallard [846/981] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from unicron's clock.
[05/19/21 14:20:10] Vic [128/765] has challenged unicron [730/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:40:49 is added to Vic's clock.
[05/20/21 14:54:19] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:40:32 towards level 82.