Player Info

User: useless
Class: useless person
Admin?: No
Level: 55
Next level: 8 days, 06:04:53
Status: Offline
Host: danmackay!dan@unaffiliated/danmackay
Account Created: Thu Jun 28 16:59:24 2018
Last login: Sun Nov 4 10:41:31 2018
Total time idled: 127 days, 15:16:32
Current position: [325,445]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 60
boots: 288 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 33
gloves: 53
helm: 56 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 35
ring: 69 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 23
tunic: 83 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 195 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 895

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 03:47:30
quit: 0 days, 14:26:25

total: 0 days, 18:13:55

Character Modifiers

[06/28/18 18:21:02] useless [3/4] has challenged dindinx [469/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to useless's clock.
[06/28/18 20:23:29] useless [12/35] has challenged sbp [640/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to useless's clock.
[06/29/18 06:01:47] useless [28/119] has challenged bigjay [951/1310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to useless's clock.
[06/29/18 10:46:04] useless [92/135] has challenged dax [60/615] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:09 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/05/18 04:24:02] useless [39/151] has challenged MJ94 [663/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to useless's clock.
[07/05/18 06:24:00] eva42, ruan, and useless [813/2396] have team battled MetaNova, Tenorman, and niko [740/2614] and won! 0 days, 00:26:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 08:10:17] useless [33/177] has challenged manish17xxx [709/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to useless's clock.
[07/05/18 13:11:00] Bob [554/754] has come upon useless [22/190] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:01:15 is removed from Bob's clock.
[07/05/18 13:50:04] useless [47/190] has come upon Tim [46/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:57 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/05/18 23:31:52] useless [165/193] has challenged RBecker [47/836] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/06/18 04:58:54] useless [149/201] has challenged zid [678/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to useless's clock.
[07/06/18 06:34:44] kenyon [694/1047] has challenged useless [154/201] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:23:16 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/06/18 06:34:44] kenyon has dealt useless a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:30:24 is added to useless's clock.
[07/06/18 15:15:36] useless [136/223] has challenged dindinx [161/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to useless's clock.
[07/06/18 21:31:56] useless was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:22 towards level 28.
[07/07/18 01:05:16] useless [91/248] has challenged pixelate [115/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to useless's clock.
[07/07/18 09:44:16] Zoddo [400/1143] has challenged useless [200/248] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:14:04 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[07/07/18 12:47:06] useless [125/248] has challenged himuraken [158/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to useless's clock.
[07/08/18 02:13:47] useless [23/252] has challenged yano [304/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to useless's clock.
[07/08/18 18:15:19] useless [53/256] has challenged Evrial [277/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to useless's clock.
[07/09/18 12:30:47] useless [44/318] has challenged yano [220/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to useless's clock.
[07/10/18 01:11:55] useless [304/318] has come upon LordH [229/1139] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:51:52 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/10/18 07:06:02] Birdbones, Misza, and useless [2352/2759] have team battled Dork_Knight, womblecat, and Lemelisk [2011/2599] and won! 0 days, 00:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 07:59:23] useless [219/329] has challenged Eldoreth [488/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to useless's clock.
[07/10/18 11:42:20] Syloq [388/477] has come upon useless [35/329] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:06:18 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[07/11/18 06:36:54] cjkinni [105/149] has challenged useless [189/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to cjkinni's clock.
[07/11/18 08:33:24] useless [127/366] has challenged JuanMaestro [0/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/11/18 14:31:44] darkmage, useless, and Syloq [242/1921] have team battled Atan, ilbelkyr, and Highdude [1218/1888] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 09:09:56] useless [153/370] has challenged M144 [224/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to useless's clock.
[07/13/18 17:19:17] useless [186/370] has challenged rxcomm [425/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to useless's clock.
[07/14/18 17:59:29] Misza [467/1167] has come upon useless [102/370] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:29 is removed from Misza's clock.
[07/14/18 23:55:11] useless, M144, and qwerty [936/1432] have team battled niko, Zaratustra, and el [1171/2652] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/18 09:04:15] useless [254/370] has challenged holloway [276/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to useless's clock.
[07/15/18 14:26:31] useless had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:48 towards level 38.
[07/16/18 11:59:44] djm [730/847] has challenged useless [215/370] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:00:43 is removed from djm's clock.
[07/16/18 11:59:44] djm has dealt useless a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:29:51 is added to useless's clock.
[07/17/18 03:06:30] useless [249/378] has challenged Gatewayy [637/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to useless's clock.
[07/21/18 17:45:52] sjefen6 [266/775] has come upon useless [10/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:02:07 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/21/18 21:58:45] useless [156/378] has challenged manish17xxx [71/1003] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:01 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/21/18 21:58:45] In the fierce battle, manish17xxx dropped their level 288 pair of boots! useless picks it up, tossing their old level 20 pair of boots to manish17xxx.
[07/22/18 00:02:54] elbie [826/886] has challenged useless [103/646] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:28:22 is removed from elbie's clock.
[07/23/18 08:22:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 0 days, 06:08:01 toward level 40.
[07/23/18 13:00:33] useless [99/649] has challenged bobvador [13/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/24/18 07:04:23] RBecker [112/822] has challenged useless [191/649] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:13:20 is added to RBecker's clock.
[07/25/18 14:44:12] dax [561/615] has come upon useless [579/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:18:47 is added to dax's clock.
[07/25/18 20:33:19] useless [343/649] has challenged astropoint [260/831] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from useless's clock.
[07/26/18 10:03:53] useless saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:05 from level 42.
[07/27/18 02:12:17] womblecat [233/611] has challenged useless [34/649] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:04:24 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[07/27/18 18:04:30] Tenorman, Lemongrab, and Crazycatlady [717/2534] have team battled simple, Atan, and useless [1008/2203] and lost! 3 days, 18:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 19:28:58] Atan [502/619] has come upon useless [450/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:11:05 is removed from Atan's clock.
[07/27/18 22:21:14] Zoddo [989/1145] has challenged useless [135/649] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:12 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[07/28/18 11:15:47] Andries, Zoddo, and sunri5e [462/2796] have team battled vegadark, useless, and xayto [481/2034] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/18 16:25:27] useless [581/760] has challenged Bradicus [662/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to useless's clock.
[07/29/18 11:36:49] TimWolla [408/756] has come upon useless [73/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:17:42 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[07/29/18 23:53:48] ruan, kier, and useless [553/2844] have team battled KeboDK, suterismus, and Tim [2410/2748] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/18 12:16:25] useless, exotime, and sunri5e [243/2015] have team battled Misza, MrGlass, and Courage [695/2396] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/18 03:23:16] useless got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:46 from level 43.
[08/02/18 00:13:41] ishanyx, Yuhno, and Milquetoast [1742/2264] have team battled max, adamus1red, and useless [226/1670] and won! 2 days, 17:44:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/18 06:11:13] useless [119/760] has challenged pants [308/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to useless's clock.
[08/02/18 08:05:59] Zye [837/1201] has challenged useless [59/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:00:00 is removed from Zye's clock.
[08/02/18 22:20:23] useless grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:08 towards level 44.
[08/03/18 18:18:09] Lemelisk [1186/1206] has challenged useless [87/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:54:38 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[08/04/18 19:10:32] ishanyx, useless, womblecat, and codedeeply have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/18 03:45:04] Luamil [672/684] has come upon useless [587/760] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:56 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[08/06/18 02:32:32] useless [265/763] has challenged abra0 [744/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to useless's clock.
[08/06/18 02:38:01] WallIdl, lipek, and Psilocybe [938/2711] have team battled dax, M144, and useless [627/1824] and won! 1 day, 15:33:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 04:19:46] Taffer, Killerkid, and Lemelisk [1119/2534] have team battled Milquetoast, useless, and basepi [2289/2547] and lost! 0 days, 22:03:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/18 19:44:48] abra0 [754/1006] has challenged useless [76/763] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:47:29 is removed from abra0's clock.
[08/07/18 18:14:12] useless was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:59 from level 45.
[08/08/18 09:12:04] Lnk [702/878] has come upon useless [245/763] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:30:38 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/11/18 18:07:06] useless [4/763] has challenged MadHatter [593/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to useless's clock.
[08/12/18 17:35:55] tmberg [622/1015] has challenged useless [349/763] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:49:10 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/13/18 03:02:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 2 days, 05:03:52 toward level 46.
[08/14/18 21:47:02] khmerboy, TauPan, and dindinx [1114/1688] have team battled useless, M144, and theemstra [70/2015] and won! 2 days, 01:28:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 12:46:51] useless gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:09 towards level 46.
[08/15/18 14:37:58] useless [629/823] has challenged alephnull [353/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from useless's clock.
[08/17/18 12:07:44] useless [327/823] has come upon Fluttershy [556/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:20 is added to useless's clock.
[08/17/18 21:04:50] Gizmokid2005 [37/1019] has challenged useless [73/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:53 is added to Gizmokid2005's clock.
[08/18/18 02:43:35] useless had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:20 towards level 47.
[08/18/18 05:07:56] crysys [459/733] has challenged useless [21/823] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:38:14 is removed from crysys's clock.
[08/19/18 11:04:14] soltys, ncarl747, and Misza [1637/2532] have team battled useless, borsin, and vegadark [233/1959] and won! 1 day, 07:47:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 11:28:53] Brady [561/682] has challenged useless [710/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:10 is added to Brady's clock.
[08/21/18 05:35:53] useless [495/823] has challenged bootdisk [568/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:28 is added to useless's clock.
[08/21/18 06:47:03] useless [493/823] has challenged SirMonkeybox [272/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:27:43 is removed from useless's clock.
[08/23/18 09:08:27] useless bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:43:24 from level 48.
[08/24/18 21:52:39] useless was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:50:39 from level 48.
[08/29/18 01:54:54] pants [521/875] has come upon useless [459/823] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:15:09 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/29/18 16:24:42] kier [593/878] has challenged useless [584/823] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:53:48 is removed from kier's clock.
[08/30/18 04:28:39] Flonk [217/782] has challenged useless [517/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:53:54 is added to Flonk's clock.
[08/31/18 02:42:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 0 days, 06:19:54 toward level 48.
[08/31/18 05:58:00] useless [634/820] has challenged alephnull [200/625] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from useless's clock.
[08/31/18 10:15:31] useless found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:33 towards level 49.
[08/31/18 17:40:52] useless [113/820] has challenged Zye [1053/1201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:33 is added to useless's clock.
[09/01/18 15:49:55] Zaratustra [385/1149] has come upon useless [489/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:10:41 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/02/18 04:47:00] Mateusz, allo, and borsin [1500/2162] have team battled useless, vox, and mwhahaha [693/2954] and won! 2 days, 07:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/18 15:27:57] useless found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:04 towards level 49.
[09/02/18 22:59:47] borsin [127/619] has challenged useless [396/820] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:17:24 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/03/18 11:29:33] neurospex [468/1186] has come upon useless [370/820] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:02:15 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[09/03/18 19:16:55] Fluttershy, simple, and MadMan [2833/3065] have team battled useless, PiotrekD, and brycec [1712/2276] and won! 2 days, 04:13:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 22:31:00] SirMonkeybox [143/536] has challenged useless [311/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:48 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[09/07/18 05:17:58] wulk [253/508] has come upon useless [125/820] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:38:41 is removed from wulk's clock.
[09/07/18 12:13:29] useless [463/820] has challenged waifu [232/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/07/18 13:15:30] Fluttershy [783/1053] has come upon useless [603/820] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:24:32 is removed from Fluttershy's clock.
[09/07/18 23:18:46] useless gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:14 towards level 50.
[09/09/18 19:53:29] xit [867/971] has challenged useless [289/820] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:23:19 is removed from xit's clock.
[09/10/18 06:24:39] useless was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:44 towards level 50.
[09/12/18 00:56:17] useless caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:28 towards level 50.
[09/12/18 16:30:57] useless [228/820] has come upon ishanyx [397/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:59:52 is added to useless's clock.
[09/13/18 05:13:54] useless hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:16 towards level 50.
[09/13/18 11:12:32] JuanMaestro, Nofew, and Sharky4 [1885/2639] have team battled woonack, Cypher, and useless [2225/2452] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 17:23:41] useless saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:57 from level 50.
[09/15/18 04:30:45] dxtr [56/676] has come upon useless [616/820] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:02:08 is added to dxtr's clock.
[09/15/18 09:59:24] useless had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:49 towards level 50.
[09/15/18 13:40:08] useless [79/856] has challenged Iri [526/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to useless's clock.
[09/15/18 16:58:14] darkmage [918/1119] has come upon useless [655/856] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:37:55 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/15/18 21:54:03] Asara, D.Va, and useless [2873/2924] have team battled mefmef, dwfreed, and waifu [1134/1651] and won! 1 day, 20:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 14:37:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 1 day, 06:24:29 toward level 51.
[09/17/18 12:55:51] useless [208/856] has challenged Nistur [86/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:10:46 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/18/18 17:40:34] useless has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:18 from level 51.
[09/18/18 18:17:07] useless [489/856] has come upon MJ94 [185/676] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:17:01 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/18/18 23:00:11] woonack [263/474] has come upon useless [230/856] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:58:51 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/19/18 07:14:39] zifnab06 [382/705] has come upon useless [823/856] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:45:51 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[09/19/18 18:29:27] Desspugne, useless, and Zoddo [2218/2228] have team battled lipek, Heisenberg, and ncarl747 [2350/2706] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/18 19:55:54] brendan [1250/1374] has come upon useless [187/856] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:43:38 is removed from brendan's clock.
[09/21/18 04:00:13] useless [732/856] has come upon idlerpgww [205/570] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:59 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/22/18 00:11:29] Zye, ohnx, and Eldoreth [2984/3265] have team battled Majak, pfoley, and useless [1033/1960] and won! 4 days, 04:18:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 23:40:16] useless [193/856] has challenged dindinx [97/805] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:17 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/23/18 02:10:09] useless [476/871] has challenged mefmef [126/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/24/18 02:36:18] IndigoTiger [506/874] has come upon useless [588/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:17 is added to IndigoTiger's clock.
[09/24/18 16:54:46] djm [473/793] has challenged useless [19/871] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:52:14 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/06/18 02:53:32] useless [388/871] has challenged pants [653/942] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:21:19 is added to useless's clock.
[11/06/18 14:56:07] Killerkid [762/1068] has challenged useless [321/871] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:03:29 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[11/07/18 05:21:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 4 days, 05:18:34 toward level 52.
[11/07/18 12:00:52] elf [306/1124] has come upon useless [31/871] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:28:23 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/08/18 00:51:36] useless walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:52 from level 52.
[11/08/18 08:47:15] yano, MrGlass, and rxcomm [1122/2694] have team battled double, useless, and fattrat [2538/3168] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/18 21:16:35] irix, useless, Mateusz, and KeboDK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/18 05:15:35] useless was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:12 from level 52.
[11/11/18 07:40:45] useless [482/891] has challenged Eldoreth [775/1016] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to useless's clock.
[11/11/18 10:49:17] eva42, Mirc0p, and useless [2394/2942] have team battled holloway, freeboson, and LukeLR [1932/2518] and won! 3 days, 10:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/18 10:26:26] useless [410/891] has challenged MrGlass [694/958] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:47:25 is added to useless's clock.
[11/13/18 13:35:41] HeavyPodda [942/989] has come upon useless [555/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:54 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/13/18 15:51:53] elf, freeboson, and useless [662/2906] have team battled crysys, Kratos, and CornFly [2151/2371] and lost! 2 days, 14:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/18 00:35:02] useless [109/891] has challenged lipek [1002/1225] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:50:35 is added to useless's clock.
[11/16/18 03:22:11] useless [203/891] has come upon MadMan [446/1154] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:09:32 is added to useless's clock.
[11/16/18 15:05:52] useless died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:28:51 from level 53.
[11/17/18 12:31:31] useless stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:41 towards level 53.
[11/17/18 20:11:58] useless got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:48:50 from level 53.
[11/17/18 22:01:27] jaja [0/1] has challenged useless [788/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to jaja's clock.
[11/18/18 11:53:45] idlerpgww, dakafal, and useless [963/1570] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, woonack, and ncarl747 [499/2028] and won! 0 days, 00:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 13:29:54] useless found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:42 towards level 53.
[11/19/18 12:02:48] useless stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:16 towards level 53.
[11/19/18 14:05:05] useless [42/898] has challenged Xenofex [162/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:16 is added to useless's clock.
[11/20/18 01:05:46] petrichor [287/1222] has come upon useless [141/898] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:59 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[11/21/18 07:28:57] Jay_of_Delucia [74/192] has challenged useless [230/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Jay_of_Delucia's clock.
[11/21/18 18:09:46] useless, TimWolla, and Gizmokid2005 [2367/2716] have team battled Sundance, petrichor, and Psilocybe [428/2702] and won! 1 day, 04:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 20:18:53] useless invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:55 towards level 53.
[11/21/18 21:54:04] useless, Syloq, yano, and suterismus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/18 04:16:20] NPC4946410567318 [175/272] has come upon useless [314/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:44 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[11/23/18 18:27:38] sjefen6 [280/876] has challenged useless [669/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:25 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/23/18 22:08:56] crysys, Misza, and useless [2744/2861] have team battled crudd, soltys, and KeboDK [516/2295] and won! 1 day, 00:03:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 21:00:04] borsin [290/633] has come upon useless [670/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:21:50 is added to borsin's clock.
[11/25/18 07:48:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 0 days, 08:45:30 toward level 53.
[11/25/18 21:22:19] useless [748/898] has come upon AbacusAvenger [673/866] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:50:26 is removed from useless's clock.
[11/26/18 15:01:11] useless invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:42 towards level 53.
[11/26/18 20:24:38] useless got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:29 from level 53.
[11/27/18 06:45:58] useless [523/898] has challenged MetaNova [988/1043] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:09:21 is added to useless's clock.
[11/27/18 22:20:54] useless [872/898] has come upon h00k [352/612] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:31:45 is removed from useless's clock.
[11/28/18 15:36:18] useless broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:26:31 from level 54.
[11/30/18 21:10:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried useless 10 days, 20:27:57 toward level 54.
[12/01/18 12:53:32] useless had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:59 towards level 54.
[12/03/18 07:45:48] irix, Gizmokid2005, and Beavis [1228/3045] have team battled Xenthys, useless, and Lemelisk [2667/2722] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/18 05:36:07] useless [529/898] has challenged FSM [422/483] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/04/18 15:27:50] useless [845/898] has come upon waifu [101/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:44:24 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/04/18 15:28:20] useless [541/898] has come upon waifu [632/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:06:41 is added to useless's clock.
[12/05/18 04:59:51] blizgerg, borsin, and useless [1083/2797] have team battled mistaEvO8, IllusiveMan_, and D.Va [1298/1623] and lost! 1 day, 07:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/18 09:00:26] useless was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:45 towards level 55.
[12/06/18 06:03:34] useless was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:26:46 from level 55.
[12/07/18 16:59:36] Mars, MrGlass, and bobvador [1468/2634] have team battled bootdisk, useless, and Zaratustra [2465/3211] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 19:01:10] useless [827/898] has challenged niko [48/610] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:12:01 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/11/18 16:36:39] useless [848/898] has come upon tmberg [107/1058] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:50:32 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/11/18 18:37:10] useless was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:08:06 from level 55.
[12/12/18 01:08:26] simple [106/1106] has challenged useless [353/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:41 is added to simple's clock.
[12/12/18 06:09:25] lipek [643/1233] has come upon useless [467/898] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:00:30 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/12/18 13:11:08] bigjay [801/1427] has challenged useless [730/898] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:49:39 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[12/12/18 19:57:43] jrosmith [167/888] has come upon useless [326/898] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:59:29 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[12/14/18 09:03:59] Mateusz [115/1047] has come upon useless [239/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:22:46 is added to Mateusz's clock.
[12/15/18 22:25:14] NPC4946410567318 [121/371] has come upon useless [486/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:02 is added to NPC4946410567318's clock.
[12/15/18 23:19:26] useless [274/898] has come upon ncarl747 [536/802] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:10 is added to useless's clock.
[12/16/18 05:11:37] useless [735/898] has challenged pants [583/961] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:07:12 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/16/18 21:28:26] useless met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:31 from level 55.
[12/17/18 03:39:30] Iceman, IllusiveMan_, and Milquetoast [1410/1756] have team battled Ice__101, useless, and Syloq [128/1789] and won! 0 days, 04:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/18 10:06:32] useless hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:16 towards level 55.
[12/18/18 02:22:00] useless [469/898] has challenged MJ94 [177/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:46 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/18/18 05:52:19] mordac [278/1269] has come upon useless [358/898] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:27:08 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/18/18 16:15:00] useless, rxcomm, and idlerpgww [70/2700] have team battled elf, hannesenator, and crysys [1552/3055] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/18 21:19:17] psycho [285/394] has come upon useless [513/898] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:21 is added to psycho's clock.
[12/18/18 21:20:32] useless [773/898] has challenged m0shbear [632/796] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:49:00 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/19/18 20:44:21] Bobiv [191/230] has challenged useless [886/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Bobiv's clock.
[12/21/18 06:11:25] useless [2/898] has come upon fattrat [310/1240] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:40:23 is added to useless's clock.
[12/22/18 14:30:50] useless hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:22 towards level 56.
[12/23/18 08:53:21] useless [600/898] has challenged JuanMaestro [248/903] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:38:01 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/24/18 15:00:11] useless [752/895] has challenged tmberg [643/1058] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:27:56 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/25/18 08:10:22] LukeLR [54/649] has come upon useless [403/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:03 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[12/25/18 22:55:05] Jay_of_Delucia, useless, and gildarts [403/1762] have team battled sigmg, Cameron_D, and Lnk [2348/3212] and lost! 0 days, 16:20:19 is added to their clocks.