Player Info

User: waifu
Class: ty
Admin?: No
Level: 86
Next level: 66 days, 17:08:09
Status: Offline
Host: waifu!~ty@wikia/vstf/TyA
Account Created: Tue Jul 17 07:05:07 2018
Last login: Mon May 10 13:38:55 2021
Total time idled: 895 days, 18:03:28
Current position: [375,221]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 59
boots: 268 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 132
gloves: 29
helm: 54 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 36
ring: 67
shield: 51
tunic: 141 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 211 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1048

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 1 day, 04:06:49
part: None
quest: 2 days, 00:16:17
quit: 15 days, 14:35:49

total: 18 days, 18:58:55

Character Modifiers

[07/17/18 12:22:28] waifu [28/51] has challenged SirMonkeybox [575/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:08 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/17/18 14:57:33] Cypher, Flonk, and Elgo [2391/2395] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, brycec, and waifu [1388/1732] and won! 0 days, 01:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 22:25:49] Roxana [655/942] has come upon waifu [123/163] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:06:31 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[07/17/18 22:25:49] Roxana has dealt waifu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:27:37 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/18/18 03:52:44] waifu [158/186] has challenged sunri5e [167/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/18/18 04:58:54] waifu [43/186] has come upon dax [441/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:31 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/18/18 11:20:11] waifu [162/200] has challenged Pici [737/1071] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:25 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/18/18 16:13:27] waifu [30/211] has challenged JensRex [562/1066] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:22 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/18/18 20:29:29] freeboson [195/822] has come upon waifu [50/211] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:04:22 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/19/18 00:24:13] Herb_Tarlek [333/865] has come upon waifu [100/215] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:40:10 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/19/18 03:39:56] waifu [71/215] has challenged Mateusz [339/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/19/18 04:12:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 0 days, 03:54:04 toward level 26.
[07/19/18 07:23:38] waifu [161/215] has challenged m0shbear [144/722] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:34 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/19/18 13:38:14] waifu [96/219] has challenged Atan [246/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/19/18 23:37:46] waifu [115/237] has challenged SpikeX [386/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/20/18 11:13:11] waifu [154/243] has challenged Taffer [426/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/21/18 00:39:53] waifu [108/243] has challenged Killerkid [528/819] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/21/18 01:50:47] MetaNova, IdleMaster, and zifnab06 [1698/2333] have team battled KevinSpacey, Geela, and waifu [214/1162] and won! 0 days, 06:42:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/18 02:10:15] waifu [160/243] has come upon Bradicus [435/736] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:07 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/21/18 18:08:32] waifu [198/243] has challenged WallIdl [427/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/22/18 05:51:48] waifu [128/243] has come upon pfoley [634/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:14 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/22/18 13:18:11] waifu [261/276] has challenged sbp [492/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/22/18 14:12:36] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:21 from level 33.
[07/23/18 12:06:20] waifu [90/283] has challenged freeboson [558/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/24/18 06:50:01] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:06 towards level 34.
[07/24/18 12:24:40] waifu [144/358] has challenged pants [338/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/25/18 17:25:38] waifu [250/358] has challenged Iri [542/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/27/18 02:38:00] waifu [38/358] has challenged AngryParsley [384/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:59 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/27/18 17:17:38] Psilocybe [604/723] has challenged waifu [356/358] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:04:54 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[07/28/18 10:14:50] allo [292/548] has come upon waifu [298/358] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:51:02 is added to allo's clock.
[07/28/18 16:07:30] waifu [295/358] has come upon Bradicus [419/736] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:19 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/28/18 17:49:56] waifu [349/382] has challenged Ttech [320/1701] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:53:47 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/29/18 01:37:36] adamchainz [221/602] has come upon waifu [308/382] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:56:37 is added to adamchainz's clock.
[07/29/18 10:58:19] Maria [425/438] has come upon waifu [234/382] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:19:01 is removed from Maria's clock.
[07/30/18 01:22:28] waifu [357/382] has challenged PiotrekD [220/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/30/18 18:04:34] illicit [218/248] has challenged waifu [186/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from illicit's clock.
[07/31/18 09:46:53] waifu got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:32 from level 39.
[07/31/18 14:45:29] waifu [78/402] has challenged woonack [130/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/31/18 21:59:12] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:07 towards level 40.
[07/31/18 22:19:53] Leetistan [103/461] has come upon waifu [375/402] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:12:01 is added to Leetistan's clock.
[08/01/18 08:39:00] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:48 towards level 40.
[08/02/18 13:58:15] sjefen6 [730/778] has come upon waifu [251/402] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:22:57 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/02/18 20:06:33] waifu [69/402] has challenged Khorne [401/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/04/18 17:26:19] Yuhno, JuanMaestro, and M144 [1616/1998] have team battled Iri, zankore, and waifu [333/2063] and won! 0 days, 02:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/18 05:41:15] waifu, brycec, and Bradicus [115/1940] have team battled uhmmm, canton7, and lipek [624/2941] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 14:10:31] PinkiePie [499/865] has come upon waifu [212/402] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:42:30 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[08/05/18 19:09:17] waifu [83/402] has challenged MrGlass [465/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/06/18 13:58:21] niko, bootdisk, and waifu [1638/1990] have team battled kier, wulk, and yano [71/2059] and won! 0 days, 12:38:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/18 23:52:17] ToHellWithGA, waifu, and sunri5e [86/2330] have team battled damyan, Iri, and vegadark [2054/2088] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/18 13:58:59] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:00 towards level 42.
[08/08/18 18:02:05] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:35 towards level 42.
[08/08/18 20:18:31] dax, yano, and Crazycatlady [529/1894] have team battled Eldoreth, Andries, and waifu [1993/2100] and lost! 1 day, 12:29:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 22:37:36] waifu [99/402] has challenged Sundance [70/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/09/18 16:34:39] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:06 towards level 43.
[08/10/18 04:04:02] ToHellWithGA [169/844] has come upon waifu [23/402] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:24:03 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/10/18 15:30:10] lipek [132/1224] has come upon waifu [281/402] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:09:10 is added to lipek's clock.
[08/11/18 17:10:18] waifu [158/435] has challenged darkmage [960/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/12/18 17:34:58] soltys, JuanMaestro, and dwfreed [1866/1928] have team battled Ttech, Nistur, and waifu [701/2616] and won! 6 days, 22:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/18 23:23:37] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:23 towards level 44.
[08/13/18 01:55:19] alephnull [621/625] has come upon waifu [380/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:04:14 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[08/19/18 10:49:30] waifu fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! waifu's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/18 15:12:11] wulk [132/495] has come upon waifu [185/429] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:43:20 is added to wulk's clock.
[08/20/18 02:12:24] Gizmokid2005 [938/1019] has come upon waifu [102/429] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:47:10 is removed from Gizmokid2005's clock.
[08/20/18 09:44:10] waifu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:10 from level 44.
[08/21/18 04:49:59] waifu [251/449] has challenged Tor [774/1092] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/27/18 11:08:13] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:33 towards level 45.
[08/28/18 10:34:07] dwfreed [9/464] has come upon waifu [379/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:45 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[08/28/18 11:13:17] waifu set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:58 from level 45.
[08/29/18 01:31:53] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:29 towards level 45.
[08/29/18 10:59:00] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:43 towards level 45.
[08/29/18 13:23:41] Sundance [619/697] has challenged waifu [398/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:40:39 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[08/30/18 00:24:26] tmberg [21/1035] has come upon waifu [11/449] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:03:10 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/30/18 20:33:56] djm [293/790] has challenged waifu [24/449] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:03:56 is removed from djm's clock.
[08/31/18 01:33:30] acolarh [631/685] has challenged waifu [274/449] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[08/31/18 01:34:45] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:04 towards level 45.
[08/31/18 06:08:33] waifu [130/449] has challenged Cameron_D [1245/1648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:04 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/31/18 20:29:04] Yuhno [229/686] has come upon waifu [293/449] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:40:42 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[09/01/18 15:31:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 23:44:18 from level 46.
[09/01/18 23:49:38] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:07 towards level 46.
[09/04/18 06:10:41] waifu misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:05 from level 46.
[09/05/18 22:53:35] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:39 towards level 46.
[09/06/18 10:27:11] waifu [60/449] has challenged MrGlass [285/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:56:07 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/06/18 11:04:14] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:52 towards level 46.
[09/07/18 00:59:40] Luamil [530/684] has come upon waifu [188/449] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:54:39 is removed from Luamil's clock.
[09/07/18 12:13:29] useless [463/820] has challenged waifu [232/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from useless's clock.
[09/08/18 05:20:07] waifu [352/460] has challenged Killerkid [670/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/11/18 14:26:58] dindinx [681/805] has come upon waifu [332/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:20:24 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/13/18 16:35:37] waifu, Syloq, apiw, and m0shbear have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/18 02:26:33] AthenaMarie [0/4] has challenged waifu [426/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to AthenaMarie's clock.
[09/14/18 12:40:27] waifu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:42 from level 47.
[09/15/18 07:42:21] waifu [434/462] has challenged Birdbones [183/1274] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:14:45 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/15/18 21:54:03] Asara, D.Va, and useless [2873/2924] have team battled mefmef, dwfreed, and waifu [1134/1651] and won! 1 day, 20:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 06:43:58] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:37 towards level 48.
[09/18/18 05:31:01] waifu [285/462] has come upon Sixbierehomme [171/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:16 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/18/18 12:03:34] AthenaMarie [157/302] has challenged waifu [325/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to AthenaMarie's clock.
[09/20/18 07:17:13] waifu [108/462] has challenged SCSi [54/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/22/18 10:35:53] waifu [127/462] has challenged Taffer [200/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:10 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/23/18 20:47:40] waifu [135/462] has challenged Xenthys [182/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:11:42 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/24/18 00:15:54] blackburd [75/252] has challenged waifu [35/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from blackburd's clock.
[09/24/18 00:15:54] blackburd has dealt waifu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:10:49 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/25/18 05:41:26] shymega [9/627] has come upon waifu [111/462] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:03:19 is added to shymega's clock.
[09/25/18 06:59:33] waifu [217/462] has challenged MJ94 [483/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:07 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/25/18 09:56:34] wulk [506/533] has come upon waifu [216/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:15:49 is removed from wulk's clock.
[09/25/18 16:55:10] kier, dclaw123, and waifu [862/2352] have team battled lipek, Tor, and elbie [1744/3056] and lost! 0 days, 19:32:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 01:45:00] waifu got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:34 from level 49.
[09/26/18 07:53:46] Khorne [179/1016] has come upon waifu [42/462] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:37:51 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[09/28/18 11:15:38] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:23 towards level 49.
[09/29/18 09:40:43] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:05 towards level 49.
[09/29/18 12:37:59] Syloq [368/563] has come upon waifu [448/462] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:40:19 is added to Syloq's clock.
[09/30/18 00:26:49] BagelBites [51/86] has challenged waifu [59/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[09/30/18 10:55:10] Kratos [251/351] has come upon waifu [268/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:59:20 is added to Kratos's clock.
[09/30/18 17:03:16] waifu [94/462] has challenged ohnx [192/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/30/18 21:10:51] waifu misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:27:04 from level 50.
[10/01/18 10:24:51] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:10:07 from level 50.
[10/02/18 03:58:48] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:02 towards level 50.
[10/06/18 06:31:05] WallIdl [445/722] has challenged waifu [62/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:36:10 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[10/06/18 14:26:58] BagelBites [80/287] has challenged waifu [11/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[10/08/18 12:49:48] lipek [874/1239] has challenged waifu [421/462] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:40:18 is removed from lipek's clock.
[10/08/18 13:29:26] Beavis [934/1058] has challenged waifu [426/462] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:24:14 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[10/08/18 20:23:08] Desspugne [53/305] has come upon waifu [277/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:36 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[10/08/18 21:56:27] basicMiracle [363/500] has come upon waifu [313/462] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:57:35 is removed from basicMiracle's clock.
[10/10/18 20:11:57] waifu saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:02 from level 50.
[10/11/18 01:10:42] waifu [79/462] has challenged Ttech [900/1702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:21 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/11/18 05:12:02] waifu [300/462] has challenged Agent86 [98/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:06 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/12/18 21:25:35] manish17xxx [392/733] has challenged waifu [298/462] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:27:49 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[10/13/18 10:09:06] waifu [344/464] has challenged dindinx [546/805] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:54 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/13/18 19:58:25] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:56 towards level 51.
[10/14/18 15:11:26] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:55 towards level 51.
[10/15/18 06:42:23] waifu [395/466] has challenged Atan [440/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:49 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/15/18 09:43:22] waifu [288/466] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [477/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:33 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/15/18 11:37:33] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:42 from level 51.
[10/16/18 19:06:06] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:08:10 towards level 51.
[10/17/18 04:34:57] Fluttershy, HellSpawn, and Taffer [462/1907] have team battled waifu, BagelBites, and WallIdl [1469/1523] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 10:44:35] HeavyPodda [862/980] has come upon waifu [242/466] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:05:11 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/19/18 21:04:07] Curious_Onion [497/580] has come upon waifu [465/466] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:13 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[10/20/18 02:59:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 16:17:09 from level 51.
[10/20/18 15:43:31] xetarip, Roxana, and Gizmokid2005 [293/2451] have team battled waifu, waffles, and Brainiac [1511/1668] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/18 15:17:46] waifu, womblecat, and M144 [1395/1626] have team battled Khorne, el, and Mirc0p [1923/2730] and lost! 1 day, 04:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 16:41:29] Geela [284/734] has challenged waifu [272/466] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:27:50 is removed from Geela's clock.
[10/24/18 23:05:31] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:24 towards level 51.
[10/26/18 06:36:59] waifu [188/466] has challenged x0 [333/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:51:52 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/26/18 18:41:01] waifu [315/466] has challenged BagelBites [194/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:30:53 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/27/18 15:35:12] waifu died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:12 from level 51.
[10/27/18 20:23:15] Birdbones [315/1297] has challenged waifu [420/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:01:33 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[10/28/18 14:53:11] IRPG [165/355] has challenged waifu [349/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to IRPG's clock.
[10/29/18 09:16:52] vox, TimWolla, and IRPG [1218/2323] have team battled Agent86, Milquetoast, and waifu [1517/2103] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 09:00:43] Mateusz, M144, and waifu [1879/2027] have team battled psycho, Bahhumbug, and IdleMaster [1150/1752] and won! 1 day, 01:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 23:55:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 2 days, 10:25:51 toward level 51.
[10/31/18 02:41:01] waifu [31/468] has challenged IdleMaster [644/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:54 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/31/18 16:41:46] JuanMaestro [548/890] has challenged waifu [117/468] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:43:26 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[10/31/18 19:27:20] waifu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:52 from level 51.
[11/01/18 03:28:00] elf [505/1124] has challenged waifu [41/468] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:55:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/01/18 08:16:29] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:38 towards level 51.
[11/01/18 10:24:31] waifu [79/468] has challenged vox [16/1194] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:03:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/01/18 10:29:29] waifu [388/468] has challenged x0 [240/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:44:30 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/01/18 20:31:40] vegadark [473/608] has challenged waifu [265/468] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:30:37 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/02/18 12:43:08] Syloq, Crazycatlady, and Khorne [664/2192] have team battled Kratos, rxcomm, and waifu [1322/1925] and lost! 1 day, 06:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/18 17:36:18] blizgerg [346/1220] has challenged waifu [141/468] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:44:40 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/03/18 09:13:45] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:46 towards level 52.
[11/03/18 23:18:29] waifu, Desspugne, and dwfreed [258/1310] have team battled sigmg, vegadark, and simple [2117/2447] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/18 06:45:44] Brady [21/909] has come upon waifu [257/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:03:40 is added to Brady's clock.
[11/04/18 18:14:23] waifu fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:26 from level 52.
[11/05/18 15:19:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 0 days, 05:41:28 toward level 52.
[11/05/18 21:52:32] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:40 towards level 52.
[11/06/18 14:01:01] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:03 towards level 52.
[11/07/18 05:28:02] TauPan, waifu, and Sixbierehomme [993/1356] have team battled FSM, Bahhumbug, and Cameron_D [1912/2638] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/18 12:56:35] brendan [1255/1377] has come upon waifu [295/468] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:19:49 is removed from brendan's clock.
[11/07/18 21:21:03] suterismus [551/1277] has come upon waifu [306/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:25:48 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/08/18 05:53:35] waifu fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:10 from level 52.
[11/08/18 11:05:15] maria420 [141/148] has challenged waifu [378/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to maria420's clock.
[11/10/18 02:45:08] waifu [680/709] has challenged pants [1/942] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:10:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/10/18 05:46:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 3 days, 19:21:24 toward level 53.
[11/10/18 11:00:13] Zoddo [27/1124] has come upon waifu [334/709] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:06:26 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[11/10/18 13:06:27] vox [581/1201] has challenged waifu [700/709] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:42:20 is added to vox's clock.
[11/11/18 19:48:40] waifu was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:14 from level 53.
[11/12/18 13:15:32] waifu was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:05:25 from level 53.
[11/12/18 16:27:46] theZoMBiE [72/376] has challenged waifu [697/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:48 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/22/18 06:19:36] waifu [612/709] has challenged Emar [200/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:55 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/22/18 20:22:48] KeboDK [563/1008] has challenged waifu [681/709] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:19:06 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[11/24/18 03:48:38] waifu has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:18 from level 53.
[11/24/18 12:31:43] kenyon [602/1391] has challenged waifu [46/709] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:13:14 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/25/18 15:49:58] Asara [838/1457] has come upon waifu [708/709] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:18:15 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/28/18 02:22:46] waifu [91/711] has challenged MrGlass [650/958] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:09:21 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/29/18 12:56:53] fragment1 [128/175] has come upon waifu [389/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:40 is added to fragment1's clock.
[11/29/18 15:50:31] AngryParsley [104/1140] has come upon waifu [331/711] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:30:15 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[11/30/18 03:52:32] ishanyx, waifu, Andries, and bp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/18 05:06:15] rxcomm, PiotrekD, and waifu [1029/2439] have team battled holloway, Nistur, and elf [1726/2659] and lost! 2 days, 12:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/18 14:24:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 8 days, 09:17:44 toward level 54.
[12/03/18 14:33:42] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:39 towards level 54.
[12/04/18 15:27:50] useless [845/898] has come upon waifu [101/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:44:24 is removed from useless's clock.
[12/04/18 15:28:20] useless [541/898] has come upon waifu [632/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:06:41 is added to useless's clock.
[12/04/18 19:00:07] jrosmith [135/893] has come upon waifu [249/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:32 is added to jrosmith's clock.
[12/05/18 10:25:28] waifu misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:53 from level 54.
[12/06/18 04:20:33] loomysh [570/783] has come upon waifu [69/711] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:06:56 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[12/06/18 17:38:25] waifu [175/711] has challenged Nofew [415/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:12 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/07/18 17:13:15] waifu [35/711] has challenged freeboson [524/891] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/08/18 21:40:41] L, waifu, and brycec [1566/2293] have team battled bobvador, PiotrekD, and m0shbear [1107/2129] and won! 0 days, 16:06:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 16:55:06] Sharky4 [233/726] has challenged waifu [667/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:38:42 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[12/10/18 12:08:19] IdleMaster [679/814] has come upon waifu [198/711] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:59:42 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[12/10/18 18:00:56] waifu [401/711] has challenged pfoley [286/667] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:54:47 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/11/18 16:06:14] shandor [153/607] has challenged waifu [636/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:16 is added to shandor's clock.
[12/11/18 23:46:57] Ratigan, Syloq, and Heisenberg [623/1602] have team battled waifu, damyan, and gildarts [1514/2107] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/18 09:42:28] Roxana [460/1135] has come upon waifu [393/711] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:08:26 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[12/15/18 02:26:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:01:54 from level 55.
[12/16/18 14:13:41] waifu [226/711] has challenged zygren [217/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:00 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/17/18 22:48:15] waifu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:50 from level 55.
[12/17/18 23:21:18] vox [680/1170] has challenged waifu [238/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:30:58 is removed from vox's clock.
[12/18/18 06:22:56] waifu [360/711] has challenged SirMonkeybox [441/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:07:58 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/18/18 11:36:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 19:45:01 toward level 55.
[12/20/18 02:33:02] Lemelisk [816/1341] has challenged waifu [346/711] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:15:10 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[12/20/18 03:33:16] borsin [579/600] has challenged waifu [48/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:23:42 is removed from borsin's clock.
[12/20/18 12:04:35] ToHellWithGA [613/954] has come upon waifu [463/711] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:19:02 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/20/18 17:50:49] woonack, HeavyPodda, and agrajag [138/2494] have team battled waifu, Birdbones, and TauPan [165/2492] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/18 23:38:05] JuanMaestro [136/903] has challenged waifu [448/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:42:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/22/18 17:49:55] waifu [573/711] has challenged dwfreed [246/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:30:36 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/25/18 17:19:37] irix, Lnk, and waifu [2172/2619] have team battled Eldoreth, kenyon, and tspange [2562/3171] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/18 10:53:34] waifu broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:18 from level 55.
[12/26/18 11:52:01] waifu [474/711] has challenged xonic [141/402] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:29:02 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/26/18 15:46:49] autist [145/316] has come upon waifu [670/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:39 is added to autist's clock.
[12/27/18 06:07:33] SCSi [5/526] has come upon waifu [444/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:07 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/27/18 15:16:38] waifu [31/711] has challenged Cameron_D [1114/1595] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:51:09 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/27/18 23:18:30] exotime [198/500] has challenged waifu [570/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:56 is added to exotime's clock.
[12/28/18 09:02:56] Tenorman [81/1055] has come upon waifu [482/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:37:20 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/28/18 18:22:53] Milquetoast [244/971] has challenged waifu [9/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:34 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[12/28/18 18:22:53] In the fierce battle, waifu dropped their level 67 ring! Milquetoast picks it up, tossing their old level 39 ring to waifu.
[12/30/18 07:12:43] Hypino [122/338] has come upon waifu [343/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:36 is added to Hypino's clock.
[12/30/18 10:05:26] apiw, Lemelisk, and waifu [2135/2849] have team battled xit, IdleMaster, and tspange [2043/2560] and won! 4 days, 04:23:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/18 16:48:21] suterismus, Flonk, and NPC4946410567318 [1385/2682] have team battled waifu, M144, and AncalagonThBlack [1013/1981] and won! 0 days, 20:39:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 22:38:25] woonack [142/482] has come upon waifu [298/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:09:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/02/19 20:08:31] waifu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:57 from level 56.
[01/03/19 00:07:18] Lnk [543/894] has challenged waifu [283/683] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:36:27 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[01/03/19 14:05:14] zygren [133/398] has challenged waifu [576/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to zygren's clock.
[01/05/19 19:17:27] mistaEvO8 [315/345] has challenged waifu [514/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to mistaEvO8's clock.
[01/07/19 05:16:12] waifu [258/683] has challenged BagelBites [240/537] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:56:49 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/07/19 05:16:12] In the fierce battle, BagelBites dropped their level 180 weapon! waifu picks it up, tossing their old level 53 weapon to BagelBites.
[01/07/19 06:22:20] waifu left their weapon out in the rain to rust! waifu's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/19 10:19:09] MJ94, zygren, and Everyman [497/1789] have team battled Nofew, Zythan, and waifu [2100/2360] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/19 03:40:36] kork [216/365] has come upon waifu [117/792] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:40:23 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/11/19 00:32:16] Beefcan [146/168] has come upon waifu [422/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:30 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[01/11/19 02:09:04] buksi, sigmg, and waifu [126/2237] have team battled pfoley, manish17xxx, and xit [1090/2414] and lost! 1 day, 01:20:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 10:04:16] MJ94, lagertonne, and loomysh [1957/2159] have team battled IdleMaster, Iceman, and waifu [1590/1964] and won! 0 days, 19:31:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/19 11:53:12] chicote [10/107] has challenged waifu [781/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to chicote's clock.
[01/12/19 20:49:15] waifu, Mars, NRKist, and mistaEvO8 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/13/19 14:31:55] waifu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:14 from level 56.
[01/14/19 00:41:58] elf, manish17xxx, and suterismus [2267/3218] have team battled Ttech, IndigoTiger, and waifu [645/3399] and won! 4 days, 22:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/19 14:28:00] lagertonne [569/668] has come upon waifu [307/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:44:32 is removed from lagertonne's clock.
[01/14/19 19:00:45] waifu [153/792] has challenged KeboDK [1066/1069] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:25 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/15/19 22:07:24] Syloq [225/606] has challenged waifu [46/792] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:41:12 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[01/16/19 00:09:21] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:47 towards level 56.
[01/16/19 06:38:14] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:03 towards level 56.
[01/16/19 13:21:23] waifu [345/820] has challenged zankore [22/1061] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/16/19 13:21:23] In the fierce battle, zankore dropped their level 106 tunic! waifu picks it up, tossing their old level 96 tunic to zankore.
[01/16/19 15:14:27] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:32 towards level 57.
[01/17/19 10:36:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 06:29:42 from level 57.
[01/17/19 16:22:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 19 days, 06:15:19 toward level 57.
[01/18/19 00:03:28] Yuhno, damyan, and waifu [1674/2442] have team battled BagelBites, buksi, and crysys [1185/1899] and won! 0 days, 14:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/19 10:22:20] buksi [492/707] has challenged waifu [238/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:23 is removed from buksi's clock.
[01/19/19 10:24:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 4 days, 02:02:53 toward level 57.
[01/19/19 15:31:21] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:27 towards level 57.
[01/19/19 23:36:21] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:19 towards level 57.
[01/20/19 15:54:14] Atan [125/814] has come upon waifu [419/830] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:00:46 is added to Atan's clock.
[01/20/19 16:53:36] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:35 towards level 57.
[01/20/19 23:57:40] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:33 towards level 57.
[01/22/19 10:25:24] waifu [66/840] has challenged Mars [3/1039] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/23/19 03:32:46] mustek, IdleMaster, and dindinx [1671/2872] have team battled waifu, lipek, and pfoley [1600/2767] and won! 4 days, 23:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 03:53:14] loomysh [770/772] has come upon waifu [100/840] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:37 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[01/23/19 12:53:31] waifu, Beefcan, and mistaEvO8 [731/1772] have team battled IndigoTiger, Flonk, and kork [250/2186] and won! 0 days, 02:39:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 19:08:21] waifu, TimWolla, and grooverider [2757/3128] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, rxcomm, and Virtual [1646/2556] and won! 1 day, 13:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 04:43:29] waifu [112/840] has challenged simple [176/1156] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:27:05 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/26/19 13:10:01] BagelBites, csc2ya, and Homme [992/1313] have team battled Nofew, waifu, and neurospex [435/2831] and won! 0 days, 10:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/19 22:32:44] waifu [582/840] has come upon ilbelkyr [465/949] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:02:10 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/26/19 22:53:09] waifu [446/840] has challenged robox [563/841] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:20:06 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/27/19 03:58:39] grooverider [836/1385] has come upon waifu [544/840] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:36:38 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[01/28/19 14:24:00] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:17 towards level 58.
[01/29/19 22:09:31] Reilly [347/436] has challenged waifu [284/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:41:39 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[01/31/19 13:46:14] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:04:05 towards level 58.
[02/01/19 19:54:59] Everyman [540/689] has come upon waifu [683/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:31:34 is added to Everyman's clock.
[02/02/19 00:41:07] brendan [414/1487] has come upon waifu [719/850] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:22:57 is added to brendan's clock.
[02/02/19 03:29:48] HeavyPodda, waifu, and Sundance [976/2631] have team battled kenyon, Majak, and AncalagonThBlack [161/2342] and won! 0 days, 22:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/19 17:18:52] Birdbones [1111/1379] has challenged waifu [619/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:04 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/02/19 23:51:55] waifu, xonic, Atan, and Zythan have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/19 13:30:44] h00k, kenyon, and blizgerg [695/3047] have team battled Crazycatlady, TauPan, and waifu [349/1924] and won! 3 days, 01:02:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 23:43:00] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:38 towards level 58.
[02/04/19 09:22:49] waifu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:52 from level 58.
[02/04/19 15:29:26] strife [360/430] has challenged waifu [424/850] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:43:20 is added to strife's clock.
[02/05/19 11:45:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 2 days, 03:23:28 toward level 58.
[02/05/19 18:35:56] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:23 towards level 58.
[02/06/19 02:44:43] PiotrekD, IndigoTiger, and FSM [761/2272] have team battled waifu, Globalirc, and bebbet [910/2199] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/19 04:22:48] Killerkid [767/1086] has come upon waifu [260/850] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:34:24 is removed from Killerkid's clock.
[02/07/19 11:28:52] waifu bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:41 from level 58.
[02/07/19 12:21:28] yano, waifu, and Sixbierehomme [721/2341] have team battled darkmage, Ttech, and Andries [3411/3561] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/19 17:07:19] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:45 towards level 58.
[02/08/19 17:51:57] waifu [330/850] has challenged tmberg [359/1043] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to waifu's clock.
[02/09/19 01:34:44] strife [63/430] has come upon waifu [289/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:41:59 is added to strife's clock.
[02/09/19 11:57:23] waifu [541/854] has challenged Phreaker [67/455] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:23:23 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/11/19 05:38:36] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:56:53 towards level 59.
[02/11/19 14:00:41] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:09:09 towards level 59.
[02/12/19 00:11:31] neurospex [1087/1185] has challenged waifu [243/854] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:50:26 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/12/19 12:44:20] ToHellWithGA [904/964] has come upon waifu [562/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:25:48 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/12/19 14:39:11] wMw, vox, and max [1594/2298] have team battled waifu, Killerkid, and blizgerg [2867/3235] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/19 22:48:20] waifu [708/854] has come upon autist [223/386] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:50:11 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/28/19 06:56:12] Andries, rxcomm, and Mirc0p [1980/2572] have team battled Opie, waifu, and osannatas [2408/2502] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/19 15:42:09] astropoint [718/883] has challenged waifu [802/854] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:24:48 is added to astropoint's clock.
[02/28/19 23:19:15] DrJosh9000, CornFly, and mordac [2690/3037] have team battled xayto, Yuhno, and waifu [1659/2264] and won! 1 day, 09:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/19 03:33:15] zifre [181/233] has challenged waifu [60/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from zifre's clock.
[03/03/19 09:58:57] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:25:23 towards level 59.
[03/07/19 11:19:54] irix [216/921] has challenged waifu [329/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:48 is added to irix's clock.
[03/09/19 04:32:56] Nofew [435/840] has come upon waifu [603/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:36:01 is added to Nofew's clock.
[03/09/19 18:34:22] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:14 from level 59.
[03/10/19 03:11:04] Clearcasting [447/488] has come upon waifu [721/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:36 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/10/19 04:08:00] Clearcasting [275/488] has come upon waifu [392/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:25 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[03/10/19 04:32:49] astropoint [287/883] has challenged waifu [69/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:38:24 is removed from astropoint's clock.
[03/10/19 11:48:42] Brady [469/946] has come upon waifu [619/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:13 is added to Brady's clock.
[03/11/19 08:40:33] Sharky4, skarlso, and Beavis [193/2331] have team battled waifu, womblecat, and pants [56/2665] and won! 0 days, 01:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/19 23:56:08] dindinx [555/1007] has come upon waifu [445/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:50:30 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[03/12/19 16:12:00] dayman [352/476] has challenged waifu [511/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to dayman's clock.
[03/13/19 00:46:36] Brady [269/946] has challenged waifu [226/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:23 is removed from Brady's clock.
[03/13/19 22:17:31] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:38 from level 59.
[03/14/19 03:48:15] MiddlewareMonkey, skarlso, and shandor [1187/1427] have team battled waifu, Zye, and neurospex [1119/3520] and won! 0 days, 15:24:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 12:04:11] Heisenberg [598/683] has come upon waifu [171/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:31:56 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[03/14/19 15:55:45] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:55 towards level 59.
[03/15/19 17:59:52] waifu [539/854] has challenged mistaEvO8 [326/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:48:06 is removed from waifu's clock.
[03/18/19 05:12:14] waifu [815/854] has challenged Lemongrab [450/756] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:08:16 is removed from waifu's clock.
[03/18/19 15:32:36] waifu [177/854] has come upon Eiam [470/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:20 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/18/19 16:30:51] IllusiveMan_, Lemongrab, and h00k [150/2030] have team battled waifu, Faker, and TauPan [900/1547] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/19 21:35:33] FSM [529/674] has come upon waifu [95/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:27:15 is removed from FSM's clock.
[03/19/19 12:38:53] Sxllivan [142/251] has challenged waifu [753/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Sxllivan's clock.
[03/20/19 00:06:26] waifu got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:14 from level 59.
[03/20/19 20:25:44] djm [346/797] has challenged waifu [137/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:07:11 is removed from djm's clock.
[03/21/19 09:41:03] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:36 towards level 59.
[03/21/19 15:30:52] waifu [418/855] has challenged sunri5e [719/1161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/21/19 18:44:00] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:55:44 towards level 60.
[03/21/19 20:21:41] bisco [2/21] has challenged waifu [112/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to bisco's clock.
[03/22/19 07:21:18] womblecat [39/621] has come upon waifu [205/855] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:28:58 is added to womblecat's clock.
[03/23/19 13:10:26] bisco, waifu, and manish17xxx [1751/1830] have team battled AbacusAvenger, HeavyPodda, and pfoley [2186/2596] and lost! 0 days, 00:14:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 14:00:35] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:47:44 towards level 60.
[03/24/19 06:33:52] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:59:02 towards level 60.
[03/24/19 13:45:19] waifu [833/855] has challenged blabber [86/455] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:03:49 is removed from waifu's clock.
[03/25/19 14:19:16] lavamind [71/189] has come upon waifu [730/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:19 is added to lavamind's clock.
[03/25/19 15:22:33] Psilocybe, Brady, and FSM [1637/2369] have team battled waifu, Sixbierehomme, and Walter [256/1913] and won! 1 day, 11:49:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/19 15:25:21] dclaw123 [597/981] has challenged waifu [489/855] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:48:40 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[03/25/19 22:04:52] Globalirc, ncarl747, and waifu [2327/2491] have team battled Fritzl, AncalagonThBlack, and Phreaker [1546/1583] and won! 4 days, 18:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/19 03:01:24] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:56:35 towards level 60.
[03/26/19 20:22:27] GilbertErik [48/808] has come upon waifu [306/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:28:27 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/27/19 21:31:43] waifu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:57 towards level 60.
[03/27/19 22:24:46] Brady [165/925] has come upon waifu [597/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:08:26 is added to Brady's clock.
[03/28/19 17:51:24] Psilocybe [354/764] has come upon waifu [581/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:45 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[03/29/19 05:48:22] Majak, vegadark, and Scornn [1272/1603] have team battled ncarl747, anarcat, and waifu [1537/1943] and lost! 0 days, 11:58:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 08:44:42] skarlso [86/408] has come upon waifu [647/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:01:23 is added to skarlso's clock.
[03/30/19 18:18:43] MrGlass [443/896] has challenged waifu [346/860] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:45:17 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[03/31/19 01:20:22] dclaw123 [553/981] has challenged waifu [387/860] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:33:00 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[04/01/19 01:15:59] MrGlass, Killerkid, and moaz [1820/2409] have team battled waifu, HellSpawn, and max [747/2126] and won! 1 day, 03:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/19 22:30:43] vox [681/1154] has challenged waifu [566/860] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:00:47 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/03/19 00:11:20] IndigoTiger, suterismus, and wMw [42/2845] have team battled anarcat, waifu, and HellSpawn [642/1673] and lost! 2 days, 09:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/19 15:16:46] waifu lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:56:48 from level 60.
[04/04/19 17:56:16] LeLutin [176/291] has come upon waifu [161/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:23 is removed from LeLutin's clock.
[04/05/19 15:49:02] Faker [249/293] has challenged waifu [399/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Faker's clock.
[04/06/19 00:09:03] butlerian [21/322] has come upon waifu [627/863] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:59 is added to butlerian's clock.
[04/07/19 12:01:19] waifu [111/863] has challenged MrGlass [857/896] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:28:40 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/07/19 21:24:56] waifu [381/863] has come upon Fluttershy [393/1075] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:20:55 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/08/19 05:05:17] waifu [590/863] has challenged fattrat [571/1195] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:48:55 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/08/19 07:17:18] LukeLR [595/662] has come upon waifu [468/863] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:46:20 is removed from LukeLR's clock.
[04/08/19 21:30:13] jbroome [549/706] has challenged waifu [470/863] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[04/09/19 03:16:36] waifu [3/863] has come upon fattrat [223/1195] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:51:22 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/10/19 14:01:56] micah [200/391] has challenged waifu [471/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to micah's clock.
[04/11/19 16:54:04] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:15 towards level 60.
[04/12/19 19:27:14] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:42 towards level 60.
[04/13/19 11:34:05] DrJosh9000 [0/559] has challenged waifu [396/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:08:52 is added to DrJosh9000's clock.
[04/15/19 12:33:53] acolarh [734/749] has come upon waifu [406/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:53:04 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[04/16/19 23:56:14] zankore [528/1035] has come upon waifu [524/863] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:22:45 is removed from zankore's clock.
[04/17/19 02:45:37] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:45 towards level 60.
[04/17/19 12:03:26] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:52 towards level 60.
[04/17/19 12:14:59] waifu [182/863] has challenged Khorne [129/1058] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:06:21 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/17/19 15:26:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 27 days, 04:39:00 toward level 61.
[04/19/19 09:05:23] waifu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:29 towards level 61.
[04/19/19 17:07:59] FSM [467/924] has challenged waifu [396/863] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:23:52 is removed from FSM's clock.
[04/19/19 18:17:27] dindinx, jvoisin, and waifu [2159/2312] have team battled Tenorman, max, and Lemongrab [1621/2702] and won! 0 days, 03:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 07:11:08] waifu [520/863] has challenged butlerian [281/351] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:01:31 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/20/19 19:03:43] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:08 towards level 61.
[04/22/19 10:22:35] Brady [303/942] has challenged waifu [708/863] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:48 is added to Brady's clock.
[04/22/19 13:04:10] dax [573/634] has come upon waifu [55/863] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:46 is removed from dax's clock.
[04/23/19 08:22:19] waifu sharpened the edge of their weapon! waifu's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/19 13:27:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 13:58:11 toward level 61.
[04/25/19 11:39:18] Globalirc [528/902] has challenged waifu [239/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:40 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[04/25/19 13:08:24] bootdisk, waifu, and darkmage [1881/2973] have team battled Killerkid, Ratigan, and Goreguts [252/2276] and won! 0 days, 07:08:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/19 17:42:08] waifu [534/879] has challenged Sixbierehomme [184/830] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:02:39 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/27/19 11:24:40] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:15:46 towards level 62.
[04/29/19 20:09:50] Geela, Heisenberg, and RedW [1826/2503] have team battled bisco, waifu, and JuanMaestro [1902/2129] and lost! 4 days, 14:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/19 10:02:59] Euph0ria [312/342] has challenged waifu [602/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Euph0ria's clock.
[04/30/19 14:07:19] damyan [628/882] has challenged waifu [727/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:51:03 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/01/19 04:45:09] grooverider [1297/1421] has come upon waifu [249/879] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 23:02:07 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[05/01/19 05:27:52] psycho [241/441] has challenged waifu [430/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to psycho's clock.
[05/02/19 23:24:10] fattrat [433/1198] has come upon waifu [323/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:47:14 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[05/03/19 13:23:51] waifu [405/879] has challenged Sundance [102/524] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:31:45 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/11/19 22:41:16] Zoddo [653/1167] has come upon waifu [308/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:24:28 is removed from Zoddo's clock.
[05/12/19 02:12:39] Notir [305/330] has challenged waifu [575/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:16:39 is added to Notir's clock.
[05/14/19 22:28:32] waifu [619/879] has challenged Misza [98/1271] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:08:07 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/15/19 07:58:27] SCSi [81/743] has challenged waifu [750/879] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to SCSi's clock.
[05/15/19 12:00:31] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:02:57 towards level 62.
[05/15/19 18:33:12] RBecker [804/816] has challenged waifu [623/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:09:26 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/16/19 20:39:25] waifu [124/879] has challenged PlasmaStar [108/397] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:58:46 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/18/19 21:46:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 0 days, 13:46:52 toward level 62.
[05/19/19 02:05:57] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:35 towards level 62.
[05/21/19 09:15:09] Muirrum [239/344] has challenged waifu [132/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from Muirrum's clock.
[05/22/19 06:53:42] waifu bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:04 towards level 62.
[05/22/19 13:25:36] pixelate, waifu, and dindinx [453/2380] have team battled Euph0ria, MetaNova, and Lemelisk [2736/2830] and lost! 0 days, 19:45:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/19 01:19:23] waifu [379/879] has challenged Xenthys [603/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:05:36 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/24/19 13:22:06] waifu [506/879] has challenged TauPan [173/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:15 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/24/19 18:54:04] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:54 towards level 62.
[05/25/19 03:13:05] simple [325/1245] has come upon waifu [297/879] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:40:22 is removed from simple's clock.
[05/25/19 14:45:00] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:23 towards level 62.
[05/26/19 02:50:19] FSM [717/808] has challenged waifu [39/879] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from FSM's clock.
[05/26/19 08:08:19] Pici [989/1187] has come upon waifu [761/879] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:09:01 is removed from Pici's clock.
[05/26/19 12:04:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:22:41 from level 62.
[05/26/19 20:01:12] waifu [459/879] has challenged yano [454/479] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:33:51 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/27/19 00:30:34] Antium [346/631] has challenged waifu [512/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Antium's clock.
[05/27/19 14:06:20] dindinx [135/1014] has come upon waifu [504/879] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:53:04 is added to dindinx's clock.
[05/29/19 00:46:45] waifu [856/879] has challenged Tor [198/1236] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:06:27 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/30/19 12:46:54] Sundance [129/542] has come upon waifu [316/879] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:48:16 is added to Sundance's clock.
[05/31/19 12:00:17] Flonk [240/981] has challenged waifu [669/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:58 is added to Flonk's clock.
[05/31/19 16:01:16] waifu [851/879] has challenged pants [425/1190] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:10:25 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/31/19 16:01:16] In the fierce battle, pants dropped their level 127 charm! waifu picks it up, tossing their old level 28 charm to pants.
[06/01/19 05:37:16] yano [52/479] has come upon waifu [294/978] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:08:22 is added to yano's clock.
[06/01/19 10:05:27] golgy [103/343] has challenged waifu [123/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:11:10 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/02/19 05:17:17] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:45 towards level 63.
[06/03/19 18:49:13] Everyman, sheu, and waifu [370/2321] have team battled Mateusz, sjums_the_great, and MiddlewareMonkey [758/2341] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/19 15:08:16] Sixbierehomme, waifu, buksi, and Brainiac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/19 03:34:04] GilbertErik, L, and zid [428/2470] have team battled IdleMaster, Ratigan, and waifu [62/2456] and won! 3 days, 02:27:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/19 06:43:46] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:52 towards level 63.
[06/05/19 08:31:01] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:57 towards level 63.
[06/05/19 15:13:18] waifu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:36 from level 63.
[06/05/19 21:30:37] waifu [867/978] has challenged rorre [97/157] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:48:46 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/06/19 02:16:14] tmberg [715/1408] has come upon waifu [298/978] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:11:13 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[06/06/19 03:51:56] FSM, Lemongrab, and waifu [2291/2638] have team battled Syloq, pixelate, and Everyman [188/1825] and won! 1 day, 11:30:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/19 23:36:36] waifu [469/978] has challenged cirdan [794/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:03 is added to waifu's clock.
[06/07/19 14:40:13] Notir [172/329] has challenged waifu [676/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:33 is added to Notir's clock.
[06/08/19 02:44:36] el [873/933] has come upon waifu [638/978] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:15 is removed from el's clock.
[06/08/19 02:52:35] waifu has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:31:50 from level 63.
[06/25/19 20:19:26] wMw [418/624] has come upon waifu [691/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:02:08 is added to wMw's clock.
[06/27/19 01:33:00] waifu [310/978] has challenged Antium [413/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:53 is added to waifu's clock.
[06/27/19 06:45:44] himuraken, xmj, and el [1137/2241] have team battled waifu, FSM, and aismallard [689/2524] and won! 0 days, 13:23:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 13:48:41] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:45 towards level 63.
[06/27/19 21:34:12] max, pfoley, and Geela [2276/2437] have team battled Lemongrab, Killerkid, and waifu [1099/3096] and won! 1 day, 19:29:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 23:40:05] meskio, damyan, and Athos [1278/1570] have team battled MetaNova, nickware, and waifu [2961/3149] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/19 13:36:50] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:24 towards level 63.
[06/28/19 17:13:28] Tratos [229/985] has come upon waifu [290/978] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:30:15 is added to Tratos's clock.
[06/29/19 16:46:40] Athos [51/192] has challenged waifu [537/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Athos's clock.
[06/29/19 20:54:44] waifu set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:52 from level 63.
[06/30/19 05:49:38] waifu [135/978] has challenged Kropotkin [31/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:05:41 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/30/19 14:35:57] waifu sharpened the edge of their weapon! waifu's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/19 01:56:57] Majak [361/605] has come upon waifu [878/995] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:37:34 is added to Majak's clock.
[07/02/19 18:41:35] waifu [650/995] has challenged xmj [19/333] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:02:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/02/19 22:25:07] butlerian, KeboDK, and Clearcasting [277/1788] have team battled Zyphyr, Pici, and waifu [2159/2811] and lost! 0 days, 22:46:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/19 15:21:07] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:27:50 towards level 64.
[07/04/19 07:20:17] waifu [15/995] has come upon csssuf [495/668] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:34:39 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/04/19 23:32:54] xayto [321/769] has come upon waifu [364/995] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:58:51 is added to xayto's clock.
[07/05/19 00:33:33] Curious_Onion [407/658] has challenged waifu [603/995] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[07/05/19 12:51:32] Tratos [90/1000] has come upon waifu [925/995] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:25:17 is added to Tratos's clock.
[07/06/19 15:59:32] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:25:33 towards level 64.
[07/06/19 19:23:58] waifu [394/995] has challenged brendan [456/1293] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:08:48 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/08/19 09:32:11] waifu [701/995] has challenged LordH [1051/1123] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:43:54 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/09/19 07:37:12] waifu [736/995] has challenged max [395/970] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:35:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/11/19 22:38:29] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:16 towards level 64.
[07/12/19 17:28:14] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:44 towards level 64.
[07/14/19 09:07:08] waifu [527/998] has come upon dayman [117/611] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:51:11 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/14/19 15:05:23] sjums_the_great [397/479] has challenged waifu [960/998] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:24:53 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/14/19 19:18:29] waifu [162/998] has come upon fattrat [191/1312] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:33:22 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/14/19 22:27:40] Tenorman [64/1171] has come upon waifu [585/998] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:24:29 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[07/17/19 07:37:27] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:51 towards level 64.
[07/17/19 13:24:55] waifu broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:19:53 from level 64.
[07/18/19 05:45:44] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:54 towards level 64.
[07/18/19 22:43:31] Roxana, Cameron_D, and MrGlass [2483/3682] have team battled waifu, zankore, and Globalirc [307/2950] and won! 0 days, 10:25:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/19 09:31:01] wMw [573/631] has challenged waifu [723/1001] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:53:51 is added to wMw's clock.
[07/19/19 10:00:04] waifu fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! waifu's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/20/19 07:01:54] Curious_Onion [266/658] has come upon waifu [479/995] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:08:09 is added to Curious_Onion's clock.
[07/20/19 22:39:04] waifu [633/995] has challenged sjefen6 [338/610] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:10:05 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/21/19 03:51:40] allo, Roxana, and tspange [2119/2640] have team battled waifu, woonack, and Brainiac [330/2421] and won! 6 days, 15:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 21:49:28] Mars [713/1193] has challenged waifu [826/1000] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:05 is added to Mars's clock.
[07/23/19 19:01:08] agrajag [156/1288] has come upon waifu [239/1000] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:04:33 is added to agrajag's clock.
[07/24/19 11:58:00] waifu [857/1000] has challenged Tor [590/1197] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:37:15 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/25/19 11:29:25] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:42 towards level 64.
[07/27/19 07:58:45] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:42 towards level 64.
[07/28/19 22:11:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 05:27:37 toward level 64.
[07/29/19 01:28:03] CoarseHorse [514/587] has challenged waifu [981/1000] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[07/29/19 10:38:10] Atan, Fluttershy, and waifu [1263/2862] have team battled Milquetoast, Tratos, and manish17xxx [756/2835] and won! 0 days, 10:01:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 02:45:48] waifu [134/1015] has challenged HeavyPodda [968/1005] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/31/19 11:56:38] sunri5e, woonack, and zankore [2646/2965] have team battled pants, jvoisin, and waifu [220/2850] and won! 3 days, 21:28:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 01:51:54] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:40:18 towards level 65.
[08/02/19 04:07:19] blizgerg [719/1397] has come upon waifu [390/1116] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:13:37 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[08/02/19 22:20:28] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:38:03 towards level 65.
[08/03/19 04:50:05] Brady [902/917] has challenged waifu [616/1116] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:10:36 is removed from Brady's clock.
[08/03/19 20:23:19] waifu ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:21:15 from level 65.
[08/03/19 20:56:02] simple [498/1249] has come upon waifu [62/1116] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:49:54 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/06/19 17:55:51] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:30:47 from level 65.
[08/07/19 00:02:56] waifu and Nistur have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 06:11:23] waifu [408/1116] has challenged droogie [867/915] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:59:21 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/08/19 02:18:58] bebbet [77/578] has come upon waifu [819/1116] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:48:15 is added to bebbet's clock.
[08/08/19 05:16:50] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:44 towards level 65.
[08/08/19 23:02:13] freeboson [457/940] has come upon waifu [692/1116] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:15:07 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/09/19 07:22:01] aismallard [27/815] has challenged waifu [1062/1116] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:35:43 is added to aismallard's clock.
[08/09/19 08:31:40] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:35:16 towards level 65.
[08/10/19 07:33:07] meskio [719/739] has come upon waifu [965/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:40:06 is added to meskio's clock.
[08/12/19 11:01:53] BagelBites [241/697] has come upon waifu [372/1116] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:02:58 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[08/12/19 18:25:47] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:32:15 towards level 65.
[08/13/19 22:16:24] The_Joker, vegadark, and IllusiveMan_ [1077/1763] have team battled RBecker, damyan, and waifu [2134/3076] and lost! 3 days, 01:54:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/19 02:40:43] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:54:47 towards level 65.
[08/14/19 07:09:04] inittab [55/528] has come upon waifu [456/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:31:32 is added to inittab's clock.
[08/14/19 23:51:31] waifu [62/1116] has challenged BagelBites [267/697] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:05:34 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/15/19 05:36:44] waifu bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:16:48 towards level 65.
[08/15/19 06:52:59] vegadark [75/711] has challenged waifu [902/1116] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:19:07 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/15/19 07:06:20] Birdbones [160/1391] has come upon waifu [1005/1116] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:20:05 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/15/19 12:01:43] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:43:00 towards level 65.
[08/16/19 16:43:23] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:59:18 towards level 65.
[08/16/19 23:51:55] waifu and Noxwaste have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/19 01:07:13] waifu [905/1116] has challenged LapTop006 [460/491] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:24:09 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/18/19 23:47:25] waifu and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/19 13:00:23] BagelBites [529/697] has come upon waifu [775/1116] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:56:50 is added to BagelBites's clock.
[08/19/19 15:51:15] waifu and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/19 10:55:55] waifu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:23:13 from level 65.
[08/21/19 08:36:37] sigmg [597/771] has come upon waifu [998/1116] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:53:45 is added to sigmg's clock.
[08/21/19 11:16:54] Tenorman [165/1185] has come upon waifu [175/1116] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:16:12 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/21/19 11:39:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 5 days, 01:34:42 toward level 65.
[08/21/19 17:41:55] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:51 towards level 65.
[08/23/19 14:12:01] lavamind [356/639] has come upon waifu [10/1116] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:50:50 is removed from lavamind's clock.
[08/24/19 07:41:37] Globalirc [528/920] has challenged waifu [820/1116] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:23:30 is added to Globalirc's clock.
[08/24/19 13:08:56] waifu and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/19 19:44:07] Misza [384/1304] has challenged waifu [133/1116] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:12 is removed from Misza's clock.
[08/25/19 04:10:10] max [943/959] has come upon waifu [104/1116] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 03:14:19 is removed from max's clock.
[08/25/19 17:43:55] waifu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 06:50:09] waifu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/19 07:45:55] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:12 towards level 65.
[08/27/19 23:26:06] waifu [15/1116] has challenged JuanMaestro [782/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/30/19 12:05:58] manish17xxx [51/811] has come upon waifu [78/1116] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:08:31 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[08/30/19 15:07:39] sc_, shandor, and blabber [1738/1798] have team battled Roxana, waifu, and AbacusAvenger [838/3211] and won! 0 days, 06:48:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 17:34:07] m0shbear [10/986] has come upon waifu [354/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:51 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[08/30/19 23:17:43] blabber [434/630] has challenged waifu [15/1116] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:53 is removed from blabber's clock.
[08/31/19 05:18:59] Agent86 [187/694] has challenged waifu [535/1116] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:14:37 is added to Agent86's clock.
[09/01/19 10:54:37] waifu and Forud have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/19 16:06:53] IdleMaster [157/745] has come upon waifu [65/1116] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:26:38 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[09/02/19 01:43:18] waifu [199/1116] has come upon MetaNova [906/997] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:36:59 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/02/19 05:19:12] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:37:35 towards level 66.
[09/02/19 08:16:59] Tiny_Nuggins [18/421] has challenged waifu [1025/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Tiny_Nuggins's clock.
[09/03/19 18:03:28] waifu lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:45:17 from level 66.
[09/05/19 03:45:31] pants, AbrahamLinksys, and Everyman [1408/2348] have team battled waifu, TheDeadlyDandy, and dax [393/2340] and won! 1 day, 00:21:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 19:49:25] ToHellWithGA [998/1008] has come upon waifu [103/1116] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:09:44 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/08/19 22:06:57] Scar3cr0w [0/217] has come upon waifu [79/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:57 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[09/10/19 13:20:59] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:38:07 towards level 66.
[09/11/19 18:40:40] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:01:59 from level 66.
[09/12/19 05:22:24] RBecker [454/849] has challenged waifu [233/1116] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:19:30 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[09/12/19 13:53:51] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:40:07 towards level 66.
[09/12/19 18:02:02] waifu [1048/1116] has come upon TimWolla [140/921] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:11:40 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/14/19 20:10:30] waifu [1066/1116] has come upon petrichor [710/1247] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:04:15 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/15/19 16:28:09] gdm [111/578] has come upon waifu [433/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:47:57 is added to gdm's clock.
[09/17/19 20:33:31] PlasmaStar [159/495] has come upon waifu [538/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:38:24 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[09/19/19 04:46:22] inittab, dindinx, and fattrat [393/2930] have team battled sheu, waifu, and vegadark [661/2331] and lost! 1 day, 18:23:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/19 20:22:05] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:29 towards level 66.
[09/20/19 02:46:44] Kropotkin [25/872] has come upon waifu [279/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:29:01 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[09/20/19 03:22:28] darkmage [1205/1299] has come upon waifu [731/1116] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:32:17 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[09/20/19 10:07:20] waifu, Syloq, and StalkR [444/2144] have team battled ncarl747, Eldoreth, and KyloRen [1839/2231] and lost! 1 day, 09:38:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/19 11:12:48] MetaNova [354/990] has challenged waifu [865/1116] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:55:24 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/21/19 20:41:46] waifu and RBecker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 00:19:09] Blukunfando [40/249] has challenged waifu [614/1116] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Blukunfando's clock.
[09/22/19 02:27:51] waifu, PiotrekD, M144, and Herb_Tarlek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/19 20:20:33] Atan [513/772] has challenged waifu [1053/1116] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:24:40 is added to Atan's clock.
[09/22/19 21:20:47] waifu [14/1116] has challenged IdleMaster [221/756] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:17:55 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/23/19 04:31:07] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:55 towards level 66.
[09/23/19 22:10:58] WallIdl [24/542] has challenged waifu [574/1116] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:33:10 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[09/24/19 08:38:20] crysys [173/874] has come upon waifu [125/1116] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:54:22 is removed from crysys's clock.
[09/24/19 20:25:49] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:12:40 towards level 66.
[09/25/19 11:43:25] golgy [26/652] has challenged waifu [555/1116] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/26/19 03:14:32] Tor [819/1142] has come upon waifu [637/1116] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:25:10 is removed from Tor's clock.
[09/27/19 15:42:39] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:38 towards level 66.
[09/27/19 20:49:07] waifu [786/1116] has challenged BagelBites [201/708] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:01:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/28/19 11:31:41] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:56 towards level 66.
[09/28/19 12:14:27] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:11 towards level 66.
[09/29/19 07:57:29] waifu [231/1116] has challenged Ironhoof [999/1231] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:34:27 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/29/19 14:13:26] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:26 towards level 66.
[09/30/19 00:01:15] waifu [127/1116] has challenged dax [240/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:59 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/30/19 18:50:08] waifu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:30 from level 66.
[10/01/19 20:10:52] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:58 towards level 66.
[10/02/19 06:03:33] waifu [383/1116] has come upon dax [42/561] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:18 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/02/19 09:46:51] mordac [692/1307] has come upon waifu [304/1116] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:10:40 is removed from mordac's clock.
[10/02/19 10:15:14] waifu [901/1116] has challenged pixelate [314/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:56:50 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/02/19 11:50:27] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:50 towards level 66.
[10/02/19 21:07:41] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:24 towards level 66.
[10/03/19 05:17:43] SlowRiot, Bradicus, and AncalagonThBlack [352/2609] have team battled waifu, bigjay, and himuraken [2552/3585] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/19 05:27:15] waifu [55/1116] has challenged astropoint [762/929] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/03/19 16:19:14] neurospex [689/1284] has come upon waifu [458/1116] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 11:45:24 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[10/05/19 11:01:31] waifu, Reilly, PiotrekD, and everbrew have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/19 13:15:49] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:39:33 towards level 67.
[10/07/19 02:41:49] waifu [665/1116] has challenged efertone [307/508] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:09:22 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/07/19 11:07:54] waifu was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:43:42 from level 67.
[10/07/19 19:38:02] The_Joker, Yuhno, and Cameron_D [1328/2376] have team battled waifu, astropoint, and Crazycatlady [1824/2743] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/19 22:50:54] waifu and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 03:22:38] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:38 towards level 67.
[10/08/19 16:39:59] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:13 towards level 67.
[10/09/19 09:20:42] Ratigan, waifu, and jvoisin [31/2632] have team battled kork, brycec, and djm [1762/2538] and lost! 3 days, 06:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/19 00:19:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 06:55:05 from level 67.
[10/10/19 06:00:10] AncalagonThBlack [258/803] has challenged waifu [886/1116] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:38:45 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[10/10/19 22:30:25] Balthazar [545/547] has come upon waifu [824/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:34:26 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[10/12/19 04:35:22] MadMan [1063/1204] has come upon waifu [809/1116] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:10:53 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[10/13/19 13:11:18] bebbet [355/589] has come upon waifu [57/1116] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:38:06 is removed from bebbet's clock.
[10/13/19 16:44:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 06:22:17 from level 67.
[10/14/19 05:44:05] waifu [842/1116] has come upon Kerri [366/572] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:41:07 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/14/19 09:41:13] xonic [456/843] has come upon waifu [850/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:36:50 is added to xonic's clock.
[10/15/19 04:11:34] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:41 towards level 67.
[10/15/19 06:15:11] sc_ [326/571] has come upon waifu [1077/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:27 is added to sc_'s clock.
[10/16/19 22:38:37] waifu [47/1116] has challenged bebbet [396/589] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:25:25 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/17/19 15:31:13] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:48:51 towards level 67.
[10/18/19 17:53:04] waifu [122/1116] has come upon pfoley [52/804] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:07:56 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/19/19 20:04:38] ishanyx, waifu, Birdbones, and DrJosh9000 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/19 23:53:37] waifu and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 19:00:50] waifu [350/1116] has come upon djm [314/1002] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:48:59 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/21/19 15:10:57] gdm [573/597] has come upon waifu [418/1116] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:49:15 is removed from gdm's clock.
[10/21/19 21:06:26] Kropotkin [702/943] has challenged waifu [186/1116] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:34:43 is removed from Kropotkin's clock.
[10/22/19 17:17:46] waifu and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 01:26:03] pollo, xayto, and waifu [2448/2857] have team battled Psilocybe, GipsyPureGold, and TauPan [1449/1763] and won! 1 day, 04:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 19:11:30] waifu [1069/1109] has challenged BagelBites [707/708] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:53:05 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/28/19 08:44:09] waifu and brendan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 16:33:17] waifu and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 01:24:09] waifu [892/1109] has challenged mwhahaha [746/985] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/30/19 01:49:05] waifu [730/1109] has challenged Ironhoof [953/1237] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/30/19 07:27:13] waifu and elbie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/19 07:50:21] waifu and Andries have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/19 01:29:46] tmberg [1231/1679] has challenged waifu [524/1109] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:37:56 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[10/31/19 17:33:31] waifu [168/1109] has challenged lavamind [317/674] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:26:22 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/01/19 16:39:00] waifu [207/1109] has challenged Tratos [904/1000] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:01:51 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/02/19 14:19:47] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:28:09 towards level 68.
[11/02/19 17:42:08] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:03:04 from level 68.
[11/03/19 00:40:20] Brutus [25/81] has challenged waifu [494/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to Brutus's clock.
[11/03/19 03:21:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 18:40:55 from level 68.
[11/03/19 06:47:49] waifu [721/1109] has challenged Elgo [63/586] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:00:48 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/06/19 04:05:46] waifu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! waifu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/19 10:05:29] waifu [1056/1105] has challenged Zaratustra [310/1129] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:02:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/07/19 22:43:18] Desspugne [367/844] has come upon waifu [260/1118] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:22:09 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[11/09/19 09:36:39] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:45:43 towards level 68.
[11/10/19 06:13:09] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:37:56 towards level 68.
[11/11/19 08:05:08] manish17xxx, CornFly, and Tenorman [2900/3146] have team battled dwfreed, SCSi, and waifu [2308/2608] and won! 1 day, 20:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 21:33:01] waifu and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/19 20:30:47] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:33 towards level 68.
[11/14/19 01:45:31] waifu set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:38:20 from level 68.
[11/15/19 06:12:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 5 days, 22:40:32 toward level 68.
[11/16/19 23:53:20] niko [187/819] has come upon waifu [519/1118] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:41:51 is added to niko's clock.
[11/17/19 02:43:27] waifu and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 15:04:50] waifu [582/1118] has challenged Mars [992/1291] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:42:43 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/17/19 21:07:08] blizgerg [683/1359] has come upon waifu [226/1118] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:22:23 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[11/18/19 00:11:09] Brutus, waifu, and MiddlewareMonkey [2253/2493] have team battled efertone, canton7, and darkmage [2179/2878] and won! 0 days, 02:55:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 18:17:11] waifu [78/1118] has challenged KH405 [24/550] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:38:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/22/19 05:01:40] Syloq [390/605] has come upon waifu [791/1118] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:47:59 is added to Syloq's clock.
[11/22/19 18:55:54] canton7, suterismus, and waifu [134/3589] have team battled phraktyl, TimWolla, and rxcomm [877/2931] and lost! 3 days, 21:29:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 01:13:05] SlowRiot, Brutus, and D.Va [962/2092] have team battled Scar3cr0w, waifu, and jbroome [1739/2849] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 02:02:22] suterismus [553/1389] has come upon waifu [525/1118] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:38:03 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/25/19 07:18:28] dwfreed, MiddlewareMonkey, and KyloRen [371/2203] have team battled el, Zyphyr, and waifu [2030/2751] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 09:30:30] allo [183/726] has come upon waifu [311/1118] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:12:40 is added to allo's clock.
[11/25/19 13:27:44] lakwatsero, Tiny_Nuggins, and Misza [844/2171] have team battled kenyon, waifu, and rxcomm [1108/3570] and lost! 0 days, 21:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 13:32:55] waifu, micah, and Agent86 [1321/2687] have team battled Bahhumbug, csc2ya, and Zythan [373/1918] and won! 1 day, 06:02:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/19 15:43:14] waifu and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/19 21:01:34] Atan [579/766] has challenged waifu [735/1118] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to Atan's clock.
[11/30/19 03:01:06] bookworm [333/409] has come upon waifu [545/1118] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:20:17 is added to bookworm's clock.
[11/30/19 09:56:58] waifu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:53 from level 68.
[12/02/19 08:21:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 6 days, 06:18:03 toward level 68.
[12/02/19 08:37:33] waifu [1065/1118] has challenged Zythan [364/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:53:13 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/02/19 16:39:08] waifu and The_Joker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/19 01:38:06] waifu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:06 towards level 68.
[12/03/19 05:42:54] SirMonkeybox [315/523] has challenged waifu [569/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:10 is added to SirMonkeybox's clock.
[12/03/19 07:03:38] Andries, Bradicus, and Nistur [1577/2335] have team battled waifu, LapTop006, and efertone [1346/2196] and won! 2 days, 19:07:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 08:10:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 0 days, 11:50:46 toward level 68.
[12/04/19 12:50:51] Nistur [209/817] has challenged waifu [63/1118] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:20:39 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[12/04/19 18:01:16] waifu, Syloq, and double [2540/2889] have team battled yano, Mithkabob, and AncalagonThBlack [1547/1852] and won! 0 days, 01:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 09:50:49] waifu [755/1118] has come upon bobvador [392/637] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:47 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/05/19 13:36:16] waifu [419/1118] has challenged Eldoreth [657/1249] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:26:38 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/05/19 14:09:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 41 days, 17:51:32 toward level 69.
[12/06/19 22:04:57] MJ94 [117/577] has challenged waifu [1092/1118] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:49:58 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/07/19 14:32:06] waifu and SlowRiot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 13:28:58] Roxana [1127/1219] has come upon waifu [673/1118] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:13:20 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[12/10/19 22:31:43] LapTop006 [137/581] has challenged waifu [672/1118] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:10:20 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[12/11/19 09:02:48] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:23 towards level 69.
[12/11/19 15:31:28] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:58 towards level 69.
[12/12/19 13:27:18] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:27 towards level 69.
[12/17/19 08:54:22] waifu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:17:06 from level 69.
[12/22/19 04:45:42] waifu [361/1118] has challenged freeboson [232/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:56:13 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/22/19 10:16:13] waifu broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:11:12 from level 69.
[12/22/19 13:52:04] max, waifu, and borsin [2350/2774] have team battled loomysh, sunri5e, and bookworm [1272/2527] and won! 1 day, 05:29:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/19 05:30:28] Andries [548/570] has come upon waifu [353/1118] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:13:46 is removed from Andries's clock.
[12/23/19 23:20:28] Tenorman [236/1221] has come upon waifu [251/1118] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:40:20 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/25/19 16:45:53] waifu [294/1118] has come upon damyan [919/1287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:04 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/27/19 17:27:04] waifu [1021/1118] has challenged womblecat [29/689] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/28/19 00:17:01] waifu [535/1118] has challenged Eldoreth [888/1249] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:18:21 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/29/19 15:26:03] womblecat [57/689] has challenged waifu [296/1118] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:02:58 is added to womblecat's clock.
[12/31/19 05:32:18] Desspugne [243/831] has come upon waifu [93/1118] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:35:29 is removed from Desspugne's clock.
[12/31/19 05:32:18] Desspugne has dealt waifu a Critical Strike! 10 days, 20:44:09 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/01/20 05:56:25] Scar3cr0w [184/707] has challenged waifu [1002/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Scar3cr0w's clock.
[01/03/20 07:41:04] dwfreed, waifu, and jjasghar [186/2208] have team battled KH405, Dyntra, and AbrahamLinksys [633/1464] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 21:38:16] waifu and djm have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 11:05:32] waifu and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 14:31:38] aismallard [46/865] has challenged waifu [94/1118] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to aismallard's clock.
[01/05/20 15:04:32] waifu [556/1118] has challenged Tenorman [893/1221] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:51:31 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/05/20 19:19:29] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:15:07 towards level 70.
[01/06/20 18:10:47] Brady [383/1107] has challenged waifu [277/1118] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:52:45 is removed from Brady's clock.
[01/08/20 14:01:30] waifu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:54:45 from level 70.
[01/09/20 22:28:38] Ttech [1417/1973] has challenged waifu [248/1118] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:12:50 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[01/11/20 01:54:18] algernon [393/731] has come upon waifu [492/1118] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:06:41 is added to algernon's clock.
[01/12/20 00:19:49] HeavyPodda, waifu, and jvoisin [1837/2924] have team battled Mateusz, dclaw123, and MiddlewareMonkey [1585/3239] and won! 1 day, 20:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/20 10:42:56] waifu and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/20 01:50:07] waifu [228/1118] has challenged datdus [397/705] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:05:35 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/13/20 16:00:51] jbroome [395/1030] has come upon waifu [440/1118] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:21:30 is added to jbroome's clock.
[01/14/20 13:17:00] waifu and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 15:17:10] waifu was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:53:11 from level 70.
[01/15/20 17:05:35] waifu [760/1118] has challenged Atan [266/771] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:12:34 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/16/20 02:51:22] waifu and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 11:19:28] waifu lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:52:51 from level 70.
[01/16/20 17:44:02] waifu [241/1118] has come upon petrichor [1201/1215] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:59:52 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/16/20 18:05:47] jvoisin, pfoley, and Sullivan [1633/2018] have team battled waifu, pollo, and Lnk [1018/3121] and won! 0 days, 00:34:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 20:52:51] Nofew [60/836] has come upon waifu [248/1118] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:42:55 is added to Nofew's clock.
[01/17/20 10:29:06] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:41 towards level 70.
[01/18/20 06:22:13] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:53 towards level 70.
[01/19/20 20:37:28] Lemongrab, waifu, D.Va, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/20 15:20:31] waifu, Athos, Reilly, and Nechayev have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/20 17:16:19] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:15:57 from level 70.
[01/22/20 03:51:29] waifu [698/1130] has come upon i3d [21/394] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:00:02 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/27/20 03:09:40] waifu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/20 03:43:46] SlimeDiamond, sheu, and sunri5e [170/2192] have team battled waifu, Sharky4, and LukeLR [2799/3053] and lost! 0 days, 22:57:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 14:59:13] canton7 [528/1166] has come upon waifu [519/1130] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:07 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/30/20 11:31:49] sunri5e [314/1218] has challenged waifu [356/1130] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:16:55 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[01/30/20 17:33:19] waifu [78/1130] has challenged ganome [496/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:27 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/31/20 18:04:47] grooverider, kenyon, and waifu [2905/3779] have team battled Xenthys, djm, and SirMonkeybox [813/2315] and won! 0 days, 18:05:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 00:05:36] waifu [481/1130] has come upon tms [25/256] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:40:15 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/01/20 12:03:42] waifu got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:16:09 from level 70.
[02/01/20 12:57:25] JensRex, Ironhoof, and buyoq [16/3139] have team battled waifu, Andries, and skarlso [9/2330] and won! 0 days, 05:48:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 04:20:49] waifu and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 08:03:05] tms [17/270] has challenged waifu [896/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to tms's clock.
[02/02/20 20:58:41] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:31 towards level 70.
[02/03/20 13:03:10] waifu and jbroome have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 06:29:51] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:44 towards level 70.
[02/05/20 23:49:30] Athos [21/676] has come upon waifu [169/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:49 is added to Athos's clock.
[02/06/20 14:17:53] Mateusz [483/1169] has come upon waifu [207/1125] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:07:38 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[02/07/20 08:50:03] waifu [599/1130] has challenged xayto [613/813] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to waifu's clock.
[02/07/20 17:45:18] maligned stole waifu's level 285 pair of boots while they were sleeping! maligned leaves their old level 16 pair of boots behind, which waifu then takes.
[02/11/20 02:17:21] rustybicycle [389/431] has come upon waifu [4/834] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:05:54 is removed from rustybicycle's clock.
[02/11/20 17:03:47] waifu and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/20 00:46:59] waifu was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:41:40 from level 71.
[02/12/20 12:42:24] waifu, pants, and Xenofex [255/2958] have team battled GipsyPureGold, HeavyPodda, and Xenthys [638/2338] and lost! 10 days, 11:31:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/20 16:04:34] waifu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:44:54 from level 71.
[02/14/20 01:49:44] Reilly [309/571] has come upon waifu [580/834] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:22:10 is added to Reilly's clock.
[02/14/20 03:29:03] SirMonkeybox [344/523] has come upon waifu [306/834] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 06:38:34 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[02/14/20 04:36:22] lorwp [18/32] has challenged waifu [402/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to lorwp's clock.
[02/14/20 05:08:53] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:13:45 towards level 71.
[02/14/20 08:27:06] Ttech [1566/1955] has come upon waifu [543/834] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:07:12 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[02/15/20 17:24:25] waifu [672/834] has come upon Zyphyr [141/656] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:23:58 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/15/20 18:50:53] darkmage, GipsyPureGold, and waifu [50/2837] have team battled Nistur, JensRex, and bookworm [1875/2582] and lost! 4 days, 13:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/20 09:14:12] waifu [377/834] has challenged alephnull [529/1200] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:03:38 is added to waifu's clock.
[02/16/20 19:06:04] neurospex [1304/1359] has come upon waifu [411/834] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 06:49:12 is removed from neurospex's clock.
[02/17/20 13:15:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 25 days, 12:25:29 toward level 71.
[02/17/20 15:46:40] allo, sukil, and tmberg [2501/2631] have team battled MetaNova, djm, and waifu [433/2874] and won! 0 days, 02:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 19:44:28] canton7, buksi, and SirMonkeybox [2218/2485] have team battled ohnx, waifu, and Lemelisk [1418/2993] and won! 6 days, 11:26:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 20:12:47] waifu was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:18:14 from level 71.
[02/18/20 05:07:09] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:21:35 towards level 71.
[02/18/20 06:52:00] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:43:16 towards level 71.
[02/18/20 11:54:08] waifu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/20 13:29:50] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:13:19 towards level 71.
[02/19/20 15:51:10] waifu and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/20 18:25:05] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:29:18 towards level 71.
[02/20/20 18:45:00] MadMan [460/1289] has come upon waifu [547/834] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:23 is added to MadMan's clock.
[02/21/20 12:58:30] waifu [75/834] has come upon pollo [120/984] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:02:41 is added to waifu's clock.
[02/23/20 13:56:01] waifu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! waifu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/20 06:13:35] ncarl747, Heisenberg, and waifu [318/2777] have team battled pants, MiddlewareMonkey, and ishanyx [674/3025] and lost! 4 days, 09:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 05:09:07] dartainus, Crazycatlady, and Brady [277/2533] have team battled PiotrekD, pants, and waifu [1804/3127] and lost! 6 days, 21:35:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 06:35:57] MetaNova, sunri5e, and TimWolla [1080/3078] have team battled Crazycatlady, bookworm, and waifu [1652/1926] and lost! 3 days, 18:24:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/20 06:40:07] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:12 towards level 71.
[02/26/20 18:25:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 11 days, 15:19:07 toward level 71.
[02/27/20 14:02:21] waifu bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:05 from level 71.
[03/03/20 13:34:17] astropoint [395/1009] has come upon waifu [525/839] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:41:52 is added to astropoint's clock.
[03/03/20 23:32:53] MiddlewareMonkey [941/1009] has come upon waifu [738/839] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:40:13 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[03/05/20 15:41:32] mordac, KH405, and Globalirc [1460/2702] have team battled waifu, elbie, and TheDeadlyDandy [2557/2585] and lost! 4 days, 12:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/20 23:20:10] sunri5e [169/1168] has come upon waifu [140/839] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:08:00 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[03/07/20 05:42:43] waifu and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/20 18:50:06] waifu [665/839] has challenged Asara [770/815] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:55:52 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/08/20 00:39:26] Reilly [384/571] has come upon waifu [680/839] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:30:07 is added to Reilly's clock.
[03/09/20 14:23:54] waifu [783/839] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [590/1002] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:14:15 is removed from waifu's clock.
[03/10/20 01:17:23] waifu and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/20 11:43:27] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:33:54 towards level 72.
[03/12/20 17:43:02] bigjay [500/1522] has come upon waifu [641/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:43:30 is added to bigjay's clock.
[03/14/20 02:05:55] micah [733/954] has come upon waifu [263/839] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:34:55 is removed from micah's clock.
[03/14/20 02:37:13] Mirc0p, Agent86, and simple [437/2474] have team battled neurospex, tms, and waifu [812/2506] and lost! 10 days, 05:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/20 19:53:02] waifu [202/839] has challenged gdm [242/686] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:38:02 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/25/20 15:12:31] waifu died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:01:07 from level 72.
[03/26/20 00:15:28] waifu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:59:18 from level 72.
[03/27/20 06:04:06] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:08 towards level 72.
[03/28/20 20:33:40] waifu and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/20 15:17:15] waifu set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:54:58 from level 72.
[03/29/20 16:54:38] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:46:10 towards level 72.
[03/30/20 14:00:35] JackSW [48/287] has challenged waifu [137/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to JackSW's clock.
[04/02/20 10:28:07] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:33:52 towards level 72.
[04/04/20 00:56:36] xayto [435/751] has come upon waifu [747/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:13 is added to xayto's clock.
[04/04/20 10:53:29] waifu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:41 towards level 72.
[04/04/20 17:18:50] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:10:24 towards level 72.
[04/05/20 00:51:53] MJ94, waifu, and Balthazar [2163/2526] have team battled Elgo, h00k, and misha [1835/2318] and won! 0 days, 21:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 02:46:08] waifu and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 03:55:05] MadMan [229/1296] has challenged waifu [271/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:06:37 is added to MadMan's clock.
[04/05/20 12:29:47] waifu and MJ94 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 23:59:24] Chuck, Misza, and sjefen6 [1828/3016] have team battled aismallard, Lnk, and waifu [2141/2713] and lost! 7 days, 16:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/20 02:36:19] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:57 towards level 72.
[04/07/20 07:11:49] waifu and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/20 17:52:44] waifu and tspange have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/20 02:11:08] waifu [805/839] has challenged Andries [234/569] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:40:52 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/09/20 00:50:12] inittab [255/617] has come upon waifu [368/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:46:21 is added to inittab's clock.
[04/09/20 11:20:08] djm, Nechayev, and WallIdl [1214/2465] have team battled vegadark, algernon, and waifu [1245/2335] and lost! 2 days, 00:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/20 18:37:53] cirdan [425/982] has come upon waifu [303/839] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:03:40 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[04/10/20 06:47:56] waifu died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:39 from level 72.
[04/10/20 09:23:49] waifu [449/839] has challenged petrichor [150/1224] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:16:39 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/11/20 06:10:28] Bl4ckC0r3 [26/538] has come upon waifu [483/839] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:26:51 is added to Bl4ckC0r3's clock.
[04/11/20 19:42:25] waifu and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/20 13:34:09] borsin, waifu, and fattrat [1308/2670] have team battled aismallard, M144, and inittab [1531/2452] and lost! 0 days, 21:22:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/20 10:40:55] Lemelisk [193/1361] has challenged waifu [518/839] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:58:03 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[04/13/20 15:28:13] Reilly [492/571] has come upon waifu [251/839] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:16:25 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[04/14/20 11:28:45] DrJosh9000, sairis, and Kronos [185/1512] have team battled waifu, Bl4ckC0r3, and Andries [1847/1944] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/20 11:48:58] waifu [764/839] has challenged Tor [570/1263] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:21 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/15/20 01:16:37] waifu died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:02 from level 72.
[04/15/20 01:41:22] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:27 towards level 72.
[04/15/20 16:56:02] Tor [305/1263] has challenged waifu [304/839] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:45:02 is removed from Tor's clock.
[04/16/20 06:13:52] mordac [307/1329] has come upon waifu [328/839] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:48:47 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/16/20 08:59:57] waifu [147/839] has challenged pollo [403/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:24 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/16/20 18:37:25] Eldoreth [1115/1256] has come upon waifu [814/839] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:36:48 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[04/16/20 22:00:40] Dyntra [470/481] has come upon waifu [717/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:59:41 is added to Dyntra's clock.
[04/18/20 02:09:53] waifu [211/839] has challenged Lemelisk [574/1368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:59 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/18/20 06:38:59] waifu, Misza, holloway, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/20 07:01:40] AncalagonThBlack, ganome, and kenyon [612/2525] have team battled aismallard, waifu, and MiddlewareMonkey [1056/2739] and lost! 1 day, 17:38:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/20 08:01:03] waifu and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/20 12:12:14] h00k [598/776] has challenged waifu [377/839] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:19:32 is removed from h00k's clock.
[04/18/20 19:04:48] waifu [648/839] has come upon ilbelkyr [719/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:09 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/19/20 13:59:33] waifu [484/839] has challenged Varjatticus [54/359] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:07:39 is removed from waifu's clock.
[04/19/20 14:18:35] crysys [132/782] has challenged waifu [521/839] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:41:36 is added to crysys's clock.
[04/19/20 22:20:32] waifu [42/839] has challenged Forud [336/850] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:52:16 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/20/20 13:08:06] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:04:04 towards level 73.
[04/20/20 20:25:56] Elgo [463/819] has challenged waifu [434/839] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:45 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[04/21/20 02:51:28] waifu and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/20 18:31:28] Chuck [654/768] has challenged waifu [79/839] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:42:22 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/22/20 10:22:36] tmberg [687/1574] has come upon waifu [416/839] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:55:04 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[04/25/20 04:26:36] micah [25/963] has challenged waifu [75/839] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to micah's clock.
[04/25/20 09:32:34] soltys [494/943] has come upon waifu [154/839] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 22:25:18 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/25/20 18:07:28] gdm, simple, and waifu [1789/2563] have team battled dartainus, soltys, and canton7 [11/2930] and won! 6 days, 11:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/20 21:36:55] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:23:01 towards level 73.
[04/25/20 23:40:50] Birdbones [728/1325] has come upon waifu [656/839] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:28:03 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[04/26/20 19:40:10] efertone [260/480] has come upon waifu [3/839] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:14:22 is removed from efertone's clock.
[04/26/20 23:20:50] loomysh [722/1141] has come upon waifu [657/839] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:53 is removed from loomysh's clock.
[04/27/20 03:50:17] Nistur [646/827] has challenged waifu [540/839] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[04/27/20 05:39:14] waifu [435/839] has challenged pants [1025/1294] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:31:24 is added to waifu's clock.
[04/28/20 20:18:54] Geela, JensRex, and Bluedog [1147/2535] have team battled waifu, elf, and mordac [3248/3466] and lost! 2 days, 11:51:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/20 04:29:09] waifu died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:19:11 from level 73.
[04/30/20 18:25:41] waifu left their weapon out in the rain to rust! waifu's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/20 20:00:06] tris [7/245] has challenged waifu [485/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to tris's clock.
[04/30/20 23:36:46] waifu has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:15:40 from level 73.
[05/01/20 01:31:10] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:58:02 towards level 73.
[05/02/20 21:27:48] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:51:55 towards level 73.
[05/03/20 04:06:17] MetaNova, fattrat, and pants [2640/3502] have team battled waifu, theZoMBiE, and tccki [1133/1494] and won! 1 day, 17:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/20 16:23:18] sheu [272/586] has come upon waifu [139/817] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:44:22 is removed from sheu's clock.
[05/03/20 18:44:18] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:46:03 from level 73.
[05/05/20 14:47:01] waifu [458/817] has come upon bobvador [210/684] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:32:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/06/20 15:58:31] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:59 towards level 73.
[05/07/20 03:05:12] waifu and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 09:58:32] waifu and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/20 03:54:17] waifu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:47 towards level 73.
[05/08/20 21:42:16] waifu and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/20 07:47:30] waifu [417/817] has challenged gdm [685/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:46:45 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/09/20 11:51:28] waifu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:45:16 from level 73.
[05/09/20 12:51:26] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:26 towards level 73.
[05/10/20 12:04:57] waifu bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:57:38 from level 73.
[05/10/20 17:55:46] waifu [424/817] has challenged pollo [27/1064] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:48:42 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/11/20 07:11:28] waifu and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 14:01:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 5 days, 17:57:57 toward level 73.
[05/11/20 23:42:17] waifu and AncalagonThBlack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/20 21:28:51] waifu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:13 from level 73.
[05/14/20 00:02:16] waifu and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/20 13:50:33] zankore, MetaNova, and Globalirc [677/2892] have team battled meskio, h00k, and waifu [1402/2540] and lost! 0 days, 13:40:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/20 18:23:50] waifu [264/817] has challenged tms [286/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:18 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/15/20 18:46:53] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:05 towards level 73.
[05/16/20 14:11:24] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:06 towards level 73.
[05/16/20 16:19:53] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:22 towards level 73.
[05/16/20 19:29:33] waifu [249/817] has challenged Birdbones [1325/1330] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:46 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/17/20 10:17:06] waifu [469/817] has challenged rustybicycle [332/576] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:14:51 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/18/20 04:43:52] TimWolla [58/920] has come upon waifu [549/817] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:19:12 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[05/18/20 13:42:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 27 days, 08:20:53 toward level 74.
[05/19/20 00:17:10] waifu, nawcom, and JeDa [98/1855] have team battled LapTop006, Nistur, and tmberg [1393/3054] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/20 04:42:55] SirMonkeybox [484/486] has challenged waifu [418/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:28:22 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/19/20 06:43:21] gdm [25/669] has challenged waifu [120/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:23 is added to gdm's clock.
[05/19/20 18:21:08] bobvador, VoidFox, and Andries [953/1516] have team battled FSM, waifu, and brendan [2420/2908] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/20 08:21:51] CodeB [192/265] has challenged waifu [345/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to CodeB's clock.
[05/20/20 15:05:13] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:34:09 from level 74.
[05/21/20 02:59:33] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:24:54 towards level 74.
[05/21/20 10:55:20] waifu [527/817] has challenged Bluedog [170/468] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:32:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/21/20 14:56:15] waifu [369/817] has challenged WallIdl [488/741] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:51:46 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/21/20 23:56:30] Jaglag, h00k, and Antium [1873/2173] have team battled waifu, bigtrees, and Neo [586/1679] and won! 0 days, 20:40:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/20 04:38:48] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:54 towards level 74.
[05/24/20 19:30:01] waifu [314/817] has come upon Bradicus [773/1122] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:53:49 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/24/20 23:29:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 05:09:09 toward level 74.
[05/26/20 04:58:08] waifu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:51 from level 74.
[05/26/20 15:41:56] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:39:11 from level 74.
[05/28/20 06:15:56] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:09:24 towards level 74.
[05/28/20 21:24:33] Xenthys [214/771] has come upon waifu [603/817] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:19:33 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/29/20 11:08:17] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:23 towards level 74.
[05/30/20 17:57:53] Odin [237/416] has challenged waifu [149/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:44 is removed from Odin's clock.
[05/30/20 20:47:07] Misza, Bkid, and cirdan [1966/3118] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, waifu, and dax [388/2719] and won! 7 days, 04:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 21:23:32] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:46:13 from level 74.
[05/31/20 23:56:31] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:43 towards level 74.
[06/02/20 09:30:35] waifu and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/20 09:33:48] VoidFox, PlasmaStar, and Heisenberg [1250/2100] have team battled Antium, waifu, and max [2311/2754] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/20 20:18:37] waifu has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:46:40 from level 74.
[06/03/20 15:49:42] skarlso [468/795] has come upon waifu [195/831] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:20:20 is removed from skarlso's clock.
[06/04/20 00:12:58] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:52 towards level 74.
[06/04/20 14:11:55] waifu [208/831] has challenged Roxana [373/1323] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:22:56 is added to waifu's clock.
[06/05/20 11:36:39] xayto [657/768] has come upon waifu [453/831] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:44:50 is removed from xayto's clock.
[06/05/20 22:19:46] waifu and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 23:25:09] dindinx, waifu, and brycec [156/2756] have team battled TimWolla, dartainus, and elf [102/2976] and won! 0 days, 23:12:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 23:28:40] waifu and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/20 16:08:17] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:09 towards level 74.
[06/08/20 15:12:49] Tenorman, canton7, and double [1387/3671] have team battled Jaglag, waifu, and sukil [877/1875] and won! 1 day, 02:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/20 17:25:15] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:55 towards level 74.
[06/09/20 20:11:32] brendan [602/1346] has come upon waifu [437/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:16 is removed from brendan's clock.
[06/09/20 21:04:06] L, waifu, and SlowRiot [1024/2578] have team battled meskio, Milquetoast, and yano [1569/2669] and lost! 0 days, 16:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/20 20:11:16] waifu [813/831] has challenged sunri5e [858/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:35 is added to waifu's clock.
[06/10/20 23:11:56] aismallard [654/915] has come upon waifu [204/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:51 is removed from aismallard's clock.
[06/11/20 01:12:30] micah [808/963] has challenged waifu [573/831] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:05:02 is removed from micah's clock.
[06/11/20 05:13:28] waifu [369/831] has challenged lakwatsero [73/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:08:49 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/11/20 06:15:59] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:01 towards level 74.
[06/11/20 09:48:03] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:32 towards level 74.
[06/12/20 00:00:35] waifu [657/831] has come upon i3d [201/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:55 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/13/20 03:47:53] AncalagonThBlack, lavamind, and waifu [396/2479] have team battled Tiny_Nuggins, Iceman, and parkaman [231/2544] and won! 0 days, 00:00:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/20 03:50:18] waifu [765/832] has challenged djm [749/858] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:09:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/13/20 14:29:25] AncalagonThBlack [148/850] has challenged waifu [147/832] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:03:57 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[06/15/20 19:27:50] Fluttershy, PlasmaStar, and delet [640/2393] have team battled Lemelisk, Varjatticus, and waifu [598/2603] and won! 0 days, 06:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/20 20:52:56] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:18:35 towards level 75.
[06/16/20 20:10:09] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:22:46 towards level 75.
[06/17/20 17:52:02] waifu [601/860] has come upon StalkR [206/513] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:59:14 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/18/20 17:30:06] Crazycatlady [615/688] has come upon waifu [631/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:25 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/18/20 23:43:51] bookworm [85/438] has come upon waifu [627/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:23:55 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/21/20 03:05:18] Yuhno, zbe, and waifu [2061/2325] have team battled elbie, blizgerg, and petrichor [1436/3241] and won! 2 days, 07:13:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 06:33:20] mwhahaha, shymega, and blizgerg [2191/3045] have team battled Yuhno, waifu, and jnerulax [2085/2226] and won! 1 day, 03:22:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 14:42:12] Bluedog [253/491] has come upon waifu [659/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:14:42 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[06/21/20 21:16:39] waifu [368/860] has challenged Bahhumbug [654/984] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:41:48 is added to waifu's clock.
[06/21/20 21:33:42] waifu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:00:14 from level 75.
[06/22/20 13:25:28] waifu and tms have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 09:54:35] efertone [474/480] has come upon waifu [195/860] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:10:05 is removed from efertone's clock.
[06/24/20 22:34:42] Nistur, brycec, and TimWolla [1277/2610] have team battled adamus1red, lavamind, and waifu [628/2266] and won! 5 days, 00:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/20 04:19:30] waifu [481/860] has come upon bobvador [10/675] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:00:59 is removed from waifu's clock.
[06/25/20 09:50:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 15 days, 02:11:08 toward level 75.
[06/27/20 15:29:44] waifu [38/860] has come upon Fluttershy [1019/1235] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:42:34 is added to waifu's clock.
[06/27/20 18:13:24] RBecker [46/904] has come upon waifu [258/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:55:42 is added to RBecker's clock.
[06/27/20 18:14:15] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:01 towards level 75.
[06/28/20 05:52:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 17:30:28 toward level 75.
[06/28/20 05:54:03] Antium [586/906] has challenged waifu [477/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:30:01 is removed from Antium's clock.
[07/01/20 04:32:37] waifu [197/860] has challenged blabber [258/883] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/02/20 20:25:10] Sharky4 [432/1185] has come upon waifu [767/860] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:51:13 is added to Sharky4's clock.
[07/03/20 05:06:04] waifu sharpened the edge of their weapon! waifu's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/20 09:30:30] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:24:12 towards level 76.
[07/03/20 18:15:02] waifu [377/878] has challenged MiddlewareMonkey [195/1036] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:16:44 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/03/20 21:19:28] Roxana, waifu, and nickware [541/3517] have team battled GeneralZod, AncalagonThBlack, and double [1103/2468] and lost! 6 days, 08:02:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 15:30:41] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:46:41 towards level 76.
[07/04/20 17:14:34] grooverider [983/1581] has come upon waifu [274/878] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:05:08 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[07/04/20 21:24:00] HeavyPodda [252/966] has challenged waifu [629/878] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:38:12 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/04/20 23:24:16] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:24:13 towards level 76.
[07/05/20 02:16:59] waifu sharpened the edge of their weapon! waifu's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/20 06:48:25] Everyman, Nechayev, and micah [1071/2665] have team battled waifu, Atan, and RBecker [1217/2598] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/20 13:37:44] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:43:01 towards level 76.
[07/07/20 19:58:07] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:29:18 from level 76.
[07/09/20 00:44:29] LukeLR, xayto, and Yuhno [586/2361] have team battled apiw, damyan, and waifu [2568/2993] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/20 05:44:03] waifu [180/899] has challenged anarcat [196/672] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:10:54 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/09/20 11:47:33] jnerulax [639/823] has challenged waifu [12/899] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from jnerulax's clock.
[07/09/20 16:06:52] djm [374/860] has challenged waifu [569/899] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to djm's clock.
[07/09/20 20:47:22] MetaNova [89/1007] has challenged waifu [625/899] in combat and lost! 15 days, 23:46:32 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/10/20 09:31:17] waifu bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:44 towards level 76.
[07/10/20 12:34:34] waifu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:48:18 from level 76.
[07/11/20 04:54:43] MiddlewareMonkey [135/1036] has challenged waifu [43/899] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:57:52 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[07/12/20 04:49:26] waifu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:21:18 from level 76.
[07/12/20 16:51:13] waifu and Scornn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 02:04:34] waifu [642/899] has challenged Beavis [262/1129] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:35:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/13/20 09:26:01] waifu [857/899] has come upon sigmg [250/906] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:31:08 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/13/20 13:06:57] waifu [878/899] has challenged irix [517/956] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:58:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/14/20 08:35:36] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:01:56 towards level 76.
[07/14/20 11:49:20] Lnk [755/1115] has come upon waifu [820/899] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:56:54 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/14/20 13:14:55] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:46 towards level 76.
[07/14/20 21:29:14] tmberg, waifu, and GunMan [2507/2857] have team battled Khorne, pollo, and Iceman [2609/3051] and lost! 0 days, 10:04:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/20 23:13:29] Andries, CodeB, and waifu [1465/2007] have team battled Atan, IdleMaster, and Bluedog [1524/2076] and lost! 1 day, 04:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/20 09:18:26] Reilly [330/562] has come upon waifu [383/899] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:17:51 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/17/20 16:30:02] Chuck [12/770] has come upon waifu [741/899] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:01:33 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/18/20 02:31:16] sairis [592/776] has challenged waifu [728/899] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:44 is added to sairis's clock.
[07/19/20 00:19:32] m0shbear, waifu, and Chuck [16/2909] have team battled TimWolla, bobvador, and damyan [1820/2771] and lost! 2 days, 22:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 02:18:07] Andries, tmberg, and waifu [2308/3126] have team battled damyan, shymega, and delet [306/2451] and won! 0 days, 23:43:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/20 16:56:11] waifu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! waifu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/20 02:44:16] micah [151/950] has challenged waifu [520/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:34:11 is added to micah's clock.
[07/20/20 15:04:13] waifu and SCSi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/20 16:53:34] holloway [640/984] has challenged waifu [825/904] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:31:11 is added to holloway's clock.
[07/21/20 18:06:15] inittab [152/715] has come upon waifu [810/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:00 is added to inittab's clock.
[07/21/20 22:46:29] waifu [732/904] has come upon KeboDK [69/782] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:01:30 is removed from waifu's clock.
[07/22/20 09:05:43] sairis [11/787] has come upon waifu [861/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:35:15 is added to sairis's clock.
[07/22/20 19:06:52] cocco, sairis, and waifu [698/2054] have team battled sjefen6, HellSpawn, and feek [1356/1634] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/20 19:31:09] waifu and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 08:02:31] waifu and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/20 15:19:13] GilbertErik, sigmg, and Altair [1680/2024] have team battled LukeLR, sairis, and waifu [1061/2563] and won! 0 days, 03:20:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/20 02:42:56] Balthazar [741/1037] has challenged waifu [382/904] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[07/25/20 07:00:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 06:44:27 toward level 76.
[07/26/20 00:46:01] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:08 towards level 76.
[07/26/20 04:39:08] Lemelisk, StalkR, and SlowRiot [2858/2873] have team battled ToHellWithGA, crysys, and waifu [859/2705] and won! 0 days, 01:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 05:28:10] waifu and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 11:21:58] cirdan [865/943] has challenged waifu [280/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:09 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[07/26/20 19:57:02] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:06 towards level 76.
[07/27/20 06:53:44] sjums_the_great [275/992] has come upon waifu [105/904] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:49:49 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/27/20 09:47:31] mordac [326/1326] has come upon waifu [173/904] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:40:18 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/27/20 13:34:50] Blukunfando, Balthazar, and scumola [1117/1948] have team battled waifu, Fluttershy, and rustybicycle [326/2941] and won! 0 days, 01:43:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/20 20:14:08] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:36 towards level 76.
[07/28/20 10:20:38] waifu [8/904] has challenged Syloq [761/905] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:36:27 is added to waifu's clock.
[07/29/20 00:00:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 38 days, 10:14:21 toward level 77.
[07/29/20 23:42:29] Asara [595/930] has challenged waifu [839/904] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:21:03 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/30/20 17:24:14] Baldric and waifu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/20 18:33:33] m0shbear [650/1240] has come upon waifu [747/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:17:51 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[08/01/20 01:27:40] waifu and Pici have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 06:16:03] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:19:54 from level 77.
[08/02/20 10:29:44] kate [46/210] has challenged waifu [775/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to kate's clock.
[08/02/20 15:16:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 8 days, 20:17:25 toward level 77.
[08/02/20 17:44:51] waifu was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:17:16 from level 77.
[08/03/20 02:51:10] Ttech [1698/2079] has come upon waifu [693/904] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 22:30:13 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/04/20 09:14:15] bigjay [423/1356] has challenged waifu [35/904] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:04:53 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[08/04/20 10:14:29] Crazycatlady [473/853] has challenged waifu [357/904] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:03:05 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/04/20 14:15:27] Lnk [853/1114] has challenged waifu [288/904] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:03:51 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[08/04/20 20:07:30] Baldric [274/303] has challenged waifu [520/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Baldric's clock.
[08/05/20 12:17:08] Roxana [1336/1416] has come upon waifu [737/904] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 18:51:07 is removed from Roxana's clock.
[08/06/20 14:55:49] Forud [314/922] has come upon waifu [337/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:49:56 is added to Forud's clock.
[08/06/20 19:53:21] waifu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:57:51 from level 77.
[08/07/20 12:32:58] waifu [52/904] has challenged ohnx [503/780] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:04:56 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/07/20 17:33:23] jnerulax, KindOne, and Khorne [1554/1700] have team battled gdm, waifu, and LukeLR [1548/2507] and won! 0 days, 00:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/20 19:42:45] waifu and SirMonkeybox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/20 20:01:29] RBecker [599/904] has come upon waifu [137/904] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:18:21 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[08/11/20 06:36:41] JeDa, Heisenberg, and waifu [2157/2403] have team battled allo, neurospex, and zbe [875/2736] and won! 2 days, 06:03:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/20 14:50:46] bisco [355/1270] has challenged waifu [36/904] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:59:22 is removed from bisco's clock.
[08/12/20 18:55:52] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:54 towards level 77.
[08/13/20 11:09:47] idlerpgww [245/768] has challenged waifu [56/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:12 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[08/13/20 12:50:57] elf [652/1323] has come upon waifu [769/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:04:52 is added to elf's clock.
[08/14/20 04:56:06] dartainus [638/810] has come upon waifu [656/904] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:28:18 is added to dartainus's clock.
[08/14/20 05:20:57] waifu slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! waifu's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/20 15:57:48] waifu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:02:04 from level 77.
[08/15/20 16:09:44] Yuhno, Majak, and brendan [2481/2973] have team battled Bradicus, waifu, and MetaNova [2152/3029] and won! 1 day, 16:42:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/20 02:37:07] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:54 towards level 77.
[08/17/20 04:22:30] waifu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:09:05 from level 77.
[08/17/20 14:56:51] waifu bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:41 towards level 77.
[08/18/20 08:07:00] waifu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/20 22:24:17] sairis [19/819] has come upon waifu [62/886] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:29:21 is added to sairis's clock.
[08/19/20 16:26:14] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:20 towards level 77.
[08/19/20 16:53:51] waifu [829/886] has come upon Scornn [270/874] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:52 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/19/20 23:47:48] inittab stole waifu's level 61 amulet while they were sleeping! inittab leaves their old level 60 amulet behind, which waifu then takes.
[08/20/20 03:43:31] waifu and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/20 14:22:49] meskio [424/1191] has come upon waifu [654/885] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:34:59 is added to meskio's clock.
[08/20/20 15:33:48] unicron, Atan, and Zyphyr [2307/2416] have team battled Milquetoast, Bradicus, and waifu [2092/3066] and won! 0 days, 15:35:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 11:45:18] rustybicycle [370/1073] has come upon waifu [99/885] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:16:10 is removed from rustybicycle's clock.
[08/21/20 12:26:07] HellSpawn, waifu, and KeboDK [1257/2179] have team battled womblecat, Leedsichthys, and Eldoreth [1083/2479] and won! 0 days, 06:51:36 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 22:56:24] bookworm, Atan, and waifu [1549/2151] have team battled gdm, KindOne, and i3d [991/1748] and won! 0 days, 03:23:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/20 23:58:24] waifu [277/885] has challenged vegadark [310/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:38 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/22/20 05:33:24] waifu and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/20 07:00:03] waifu [329/885] has challenged TauPan [177/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:35 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/22/20 12:03:27] waifu [721/1162] has challenged Notir [49/545] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/22/20 14:28:18] Majak [175/897] has come upon waifu [452/1162] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:30:29 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/22/20 21:01:49] Reilly, waifu, and vegadark [1381/2518] have team battled dwfreed, KH405, and holloway [1084/2366] and won! 11 days, 12:23:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 01:40:34] waifu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:43 towards level 78.
[08/23/20 05:51:36] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:02 towards level 78.
[08/23/20 13:28:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 2 days, 09:40:09 toward level 78.
[08/23/20 16:37:17] anarcat [669/684] has come upon waifu [623/1162] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:40:49 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/24/20 23:04:59] waifu [438/1162] has come upon Baldric [289/323] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:17:17 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/25/20 04:48:23] shymega, sjums_the_great, and waifu [1737/2825] have team battled Psilocybe, Syloq, and JeDa [373/2161] and won! 3 days, 11:11:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 01:53:22] beefnog, feek, and Forud [1223/1758] have team battled vegadark, efertone, and waifu [736/2415] and won! 0 days, 01:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/20 16:05:48] Birdbones [98/1339] has come upon waifu [752/1162] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 04:15:54 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[08/28/20 12:11:11] waifu got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:09:50 from level 78.
[08/28/20 15:31:18] waifu has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:33:19 from level 78.
[08/29/20 06:39:14] waifu [901/1162] has challenged meskio [652/1191] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:57:55 is removed from waifu's clock.
[08/29/20 20:06:41] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:19:47 towards level 78.
[08/30/20 14:03:45] Muirrum [456/568] has come upon waifu [1100/1162] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:39:50 is added to Muirrum's clock.
[09/01/20 09:33:48] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:22 towards level 78.
[09/02/20 20:54:20] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:55:36 towards level 78.
[09/03/20 01:38:41] waifu [947/1162] has come upon Ttech [200/2040] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:52:13 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/03/20 13:09:15] GunMan [29/426] has come upon waifu [454/1162] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:34:10 is added to GunMan's clock.
[09/04/20 12:02:17] waifu and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/20 13:38:10] waifu was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:09:27 from level 78.
[09/04/20 18:35:25] CodeB [444/449] has challenged waifu [68/1162] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:29 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[09/05/20 17:29:22] canton7, i3d, and waifu [1396/3112] have team battled GilbertErik, Ironhoof, and Varjatticus [2326/2497] and lost! 1 day, 05:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/20 22:16:20] waifu, crysys, and Zaratustra [2306/3035] have team battled grooverider, Crazycatlady, and blabber [2556/3274] and lost! 1 day, 09:15:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/20 23:32:50] waifu [613/1162] has challenged pollo [359/1067] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:43:21 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/07/20 00:33:07] m0shbear [487/1251] has challenged waifu [354/1162] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:46:11 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[09/07/20 00:33:07] m0shbear has dealt waifu a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:08:29 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/08/20 18:41:56] waifu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:21 from level 78.
[09/08/20 21:45:06] bigjay [1208/1405] has challenged waifu [832/1162] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:25:55 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[09/09/20 06:47:32] jjasghar [68/538] has challenged waifu [1025/1162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:48 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[09/10/20 05:53:41] buksi [548/896] has challenged waifu [461/1162] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:17:09 is removed from buksi's clock.
[09/11/20 04:59:43] waifu [460/1162] has challenged sairis [112/804] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:45:01 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/12/20 02:56:16] waifu [44/1162] has come upon Scornn [228/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:10:48 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/12/20 10:07:23] HeavyPodda [905/974] has challenged waifu [671/1162] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:37:28 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/12/20 18:14:14] SirMonkeybox, idlerpgww, and Altair [776/1699] have team battled brycec, blackroot, and waifu [1965/2457] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/20 19:40:30] waifu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:07 from level 78.
[09/13/20 20:33:15] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:08 towards level 78.
[09/14/20 01:54:49] sjums_the_great, MrGlass, and damyan [1962/3122] have team battled pztrn, waifu, and Sharky4 [537/2643] and won! 0 days, 11:20:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 10:34:29] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:44 towards level 78.
[09/14/20 13:12:13] Elgo [637/954] has come upon waifu [411/1162] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:46:27 is removed from Elgo's clock.
[09/15/20 05:41:29] waifu [1117/1162] has challenged elf [1006/1327] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:30:22 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/15/20 23:58:19] waifu, jnerulax, and Muirrum [2545/2551] have team battled MrGlass, Lnk, and Zyphyr [2102/2697] and won! 0 days, 01:33:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/20 12:20:09] Xini-Etia [101/177] has challenged waifu [795/1162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Xini-Etia's clock.
[09/17/20 16:28:36] Mithkabob, waifu, idlerpgww, and bigjay have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/20 12:47:55] blizgerg [753/1232] has challenged waifu [826/1162] in combat and lost! 22 days, 21:52:34 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[09/18/20 21:27:52] Mirc0p [572/765] has come upon waifu [1080/1162] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:19:56 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[09/20/20 05:58:39] mordac [975/1322] has challenged waifu [87/1162] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:53:59 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/21/20 21:07:17] crysys [88/757] has come upon waifu [653/1162] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:55:39 is added to crysys's clock.
[09/21/20 22:49:31] waifu, sjums_the_great, and Psilocybe [2196/2909] have team battled JensRex, Scornn, and Eldoreth [1132/3526] and won! 3 days, 19:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/20 02:10:14] waifu [231/1162] has challenged Agent86 [962/1054] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:18:19 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/22/20 20:26:25] Beavis, grooverider, and dartainus [347/3562] have team battled waifu, brendan, and TimWolla [3371/3382] and lost! 3 days, 14:39:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/20 22:07:14] waifu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:26:20 from level 79.
[09/26/20 02:47:23] waifu [586/1177] has come upon i3d [346/714] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:40:26 is removed from waifu's clock.
[09/27/20 06:47:18] waifu, xnaas, and maligned [2286/2578] have team battled Varjatticus, dxtr, and sjums_the_great [1646/2292] and won! 0 days, 14:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/20 09:36:22] Asara [351/932] has challenged waifu [453/1177] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:38:25 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/28/20 19:59:55] waifu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:27:57 from level 79.
[09/29/20 05:22:01] waifu lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:03:55 from level 79.
[09/29/20 15:40:16] Baldric and waifu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/20 05:05:22] waifu [166/1177] has come upon ilbelkyr [630/1073] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:41:26 is added to waifu's clock.
[09/30/20 12:08:27] waifu bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:31:41 towards level 79.
[09/30/20 13:27:53] sjums_the_great, waifu, and djm [311/3017] have team battled lipek, nawcom, and Majak [1936/2788] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/20 08:54:04] waifu [256/1177] has come upon ohnx [32/788] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:38:10 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/04/20 21:09:16] waifu spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! waifu's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/20 21:29:47] waifu and Atan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/20 06:02:31] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:56 towards level 79.
[10/05/20 07:15:55] allo, kenyon, and dax [2047/2769] have team battled i3d, sunri5e, and waifu [1076/3056] and won! 3 days, 15:26:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 17:59:49] waifu and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 18:45:27] waifu, MetaNova, and TauPan [1504/2681] have team battled maligned, grooverider, and DrJosh9000 [1266/3364] and won! 1 day, 18:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 19:24:15] Reilly, Majak, and blackroot [1544/1696] have team battled dwfreed, buksi, and waifu [390/2935] and won! 0 days, 11:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/20 07:06:07] waifu, bobvador, and Yuhno [936/2562] have team battled GunMan, xayto, and damyan [2609/2736] and lost! 1 day, 07:39:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/20 08:27:30] HellSpawn [741/801] has come upon waifu [326/1159] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:56:16 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[10/07/20 19:26:03] GunMan [450/726] has come upon waifu [1115/1159] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:03:26 is added to GunMan's clock.
[10/08/20 00:18:09] waifu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:13 from level 79.
[10/09/20 16:40:59] simple, Elgo, and sheu [1789/2624] have team battled zbe, mordac, and waifu [173/3232] and won! 0 days, 18:27:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 20:54:34] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:38 towards level 79.
[10/11/20 05:49:08] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:33:04 from level 79.
[10/11/20 08:06:05] waifu got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:23 from level 79.
[10/11/20 16:30:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 0 days, 13:59:46 toward level 79.
[10/12/20 01:06:35] allo [455/786] has come upon waifu [371/1159] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:07:14 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/12/20 04:45:13] waifu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/20 05:26:17] DrJosh9000 [487/815] has come upon waifu [13/1159] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:49:15 is removed from DrJosh9000's clock.
[10/12/20 09:55:11] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:41 towards level 79.
[10/14/20 18:12:34] waifu [739/1173] has challenged borsin [396/729] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/16/20 03:24:40] Sharky4 [896/1217] has come upon waifu [321/1173] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:12:32 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[10/16/20 10:27:02] waifu and john have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 20:11:43] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:34:07 towards level 80.
[10/17/20 01:43:08] waifu [794/1173] has challenged Yuhno [166/727] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:16:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/17/20 05:54:32] yano [174/684] has come upon waifu [831/1173] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:01:48 is added to yano's clock.
[10/17/20 09:04:41] waifu and bigjay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 23:58:43] waifu and Crazycatlady have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 04:44:31] waifu and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/20 12:44:36] waifu and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/20 05:09:09] waifu [77/1173] has challenged Khorne [500/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:41:46 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/22/20 11:26:52] C++ [23/49] has challenged waifu [398/1173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to C++'s clock.
[10/22/20 12:46:52] holloway, Beavis, and bisco [2680/3455] have team battled waifu, el, and MadMan [3483/3682] and lost! 3 days, 10:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/20 14:11:07] waifu [979/1173] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [425/986] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:15:48 is removed from waifu's clock.
[10/22/20 22:50:54] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:14 towards level 80.
[10/23/20 20:17:43] waifu [370/1173] has challenged Ttech [1450/2050] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:17:26 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/24/20 10:52:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 4 days, 11:58:22 toward level 80.
[10/24/20 20:37:55] jnerulax [299/821] has come upon waifu [790/1173] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:17:53 is added to jnerulax's clock.
[10/25/20 14:59:20] waifu and Tratos have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 20:44:04] waifu [330/1173] has challenged buksi [360/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:52:29 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/28/20 12:53:02] Yuhno [462/712] has challenged waifu [778/1173] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:42:32 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[10/28/20 17:22:59] Elgo, inittab, and waifu [1689/3305] have team battled Odin, el, and brycec [2811/2905] and lost! 1 day, 15:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/20 06:38:56] waifu, xnaas, soltys, and algernon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/20 12:54:52] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:46 towards level 80.
[10/29/20 15:05:53] whizter [193/251] has challenged waifu [494/1173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to whizter's clock.
[10/29/20 22:21:50] adamus1red [586/720] has come upon waifu [1071/1173] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:33:08 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/30/20 16:16:43] Heisenberg [71/762] has come upon waifu [1000/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:10 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[10/31/20 13:23:48] waifu [252/1173] has come upon jjasghar [462/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:55:14 is added to waifu's clock.
[10/31/20 15:24:42] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:22 from level 80.
[11/01/20 05:21:02] waifu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:32 towards level 80.
[11/01/20 12:31:26] Gatewayy [430/874] has come upon waifu [1106/1173] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:30:56 is added to Gatewayy's clock.
[11/01/20 19:16:18] nawcom [296/645] has challenged waifu [416/1173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:07 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/02/20 08:39:01] waifu and Roxana have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/20 11:13:31] waifu bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:22 towards level 80.
[11/02/20 22:00:16] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:05 from level 80.
[11/02/20 22:22:31] Lnk [201/1106] has challenged waifu [1088/1173] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:20:06 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/03/20 00:52:41] waifu, brycec, buksi, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/20 18:00:15] waifu found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:44 towards level 80.
[11/04/20 04:18:51] waifu [880/1173] has challenged ohnx [213/827] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:50:26 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/04/20 13:43:58] waifu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:04:47 from level 81.
[11/06/20 16:19:28] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:29:44 towards level 81.
[11/07/20 12:47:24] waifu [1029/1173] has challenged FSM [358/737] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:39:02 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/07/20 23:38:58] pztrn [29/589] has come upon waifu [978/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:42 is added to pztrn's clock.
[11/08/20 07:35:34] ilbelkyr [601/1115] has challenged waifu [470/1173] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[11/08/20 09:09:17] waifu, i3d, and TimWolla [1308/2729] have team battled Notir, Muirrum, and IdleMaster [846/1942] and won! 5 days, 14:06:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 22:44:36] Khorne [798/828] has come upon waifu [918/1173] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:39:23 is added to Khorne's clock.
[11/10/20 07:27:52] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:31:56 towards level 81.
[11/11/20 16:45:11] waifu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:13 towards level 81.
[11/12/20 06:28:20] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:14:37 towards level 81.
[11/14/20 01:23:06] Elgo [244/972] has challenged waifu [884/1173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:25 is added to Elgo's clock.
[11/14/20 23:24:25] waifu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:15 towards level 81.
[11/16/20 04:37:12] waifu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:32 towards level 81.
[11/16/20 05:26:14] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:13:01 towards level 81.
[11/16/20 13:12:07] waifu, MadMan, AncalagonThBlack, and Fluttershy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/20 03:30:01] waifu was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:01 from level 81.
[11/17/20 06:11:58] waifu died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:18:03 from level 81.
[11/18/20 06:53:13] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:07:46 from level 81.
[11/18/20 12:54:55] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:39 towards level 81.
[11/18/20 14:46:03] MiddlewareMonkey stole waifu's level 149 tunic while they were sleeping! MiddlewareMonkey leaves their old level 129 tunic behind, which waifu then takes.
[11/18/20 21:31:39] waifu [884/1151] has come upon buksi [345/957] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:30:37 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/19/20 06:52:56] waifu [1126/1151] has come upon fattrat [1198/1368] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:00:45 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/20/20 13:14:55] XBouBou [191/495] has come upon waifu [739/1151] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:22:11 is added to XBouBou's clock.
[11/20/20 18:56:53] waifu grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:09 towards level 81.
[11/23/20 11:47:49] waifu, lipek, Notir, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/23/20 13:41:53] waifu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:25 towards level 81.
[11/24/20 02:27:43] waifu [519/1151] has challenged Asara [352/790] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:39:09 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/24/20 02:32:44] double, Crazycatlady, and waifu [1/3217] have team battled Syloq, djm, and RedW [2218/2676] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/20 03:47:51] waifu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 08:16:05] waifu [536/1151] has come upon lipek [621/1356] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:55 is added to waifu's clock.
[11/26/20 16:11:22] waifu [524/1151] has come upon GunMan [416/752] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:48:48 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/27/20 09:28:21] waifu [861/1156] has challenged Muirrum [154/589] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:52 is removed from waifu's clock.
[11/29/20 08:11:44] waifu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:35:12 towards level 82.
[11/30/20 05:38:04] vegadark [20/832] has come upon waifu [59/1156] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:34:07 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/01/20 14:08:41] vegadark [498/832] has challenged waifu [846/1156] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:39:54 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/01/20 20:25:44] waifu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:48:52 towards level 82.
[12/04/20 08:02:37] waifu and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/20 19:08:43] Agent86 [372/1018] has come upon waifu [282/1156] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 13:24:23 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[12/06/20 08:34:15] darkmage [41/1292] has challenged waifu [1081/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:54:01 is added to darkmage's clock.
[12/06/20 17:11:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 30 days, 09:29:53 toward level 82.
[12/06/20 23:41:33] waifu misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:26 from level 82.
[12/07/20 01:37:59] borsin [360/729] has challenged waifu [497/1156] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:43:57 is added to borsin's clock.
[12/08/20 06:01:32] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:49 towards level 82.
[12/08/20 08:42:37] sheu [510/553] has challenged waifu [1113/1156] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to sheu's clock.
[12/08/20 14:51:32] waifu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:46 towards level 82.
[12/09/20 01:52:32] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:56 towards level 82.
[12/09/20 22:07:54] Kurenai [274/321] has challenged waifu [709/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/10/20 01:54:04] waifu [238/1156] has challenged petrichor [276/1236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:29:49 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/10/20 16:30:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 2 days, 13:23:48 toward level 82.
[12/10/20 19:00:40] GunMan, bookworm, and adamus1red [1348/1929] have team battled waifu, Nechayev, and h00k [65/2853] and won! 1 day, 03:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 09:20:43] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:53 towards level 82.
[12/12/20 08:06:11] mordac [980/1348] has challenged waifu [241/1156] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:52:53 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/12/20 19:08:38] Syloq [421/822] has challenged waifu [907/1156] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:36:14 is added to Syloq's clock.
[12/12/20 20:08:51] sc_ [818/841] has challenged waifu [809/1156] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:09:06 is removed from sc_'s clock.
[12/12/20 22:09:16] waifu [866/1156] has challenged maligned [401/945] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/13/20 12:50:56] waifu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:21 towards level 82.
[12/13/20 18:41:48] waifu [1086/1156] has challenged Pontuzz [294/492] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:19:39 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/15/20 17:31:14] pztrn [96/604] has come upon waifu [982/1156] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:35 is added to pztrn's clock.
[12/15/20 19:28:13] waifu was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:43:47 from level 83.
[12/16/20 19:07:06] waifu [1062/1156] has come upon Ttech [305/2062] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 21:09:50 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/17/20 10:34:09] waifu [815/1156] has challenged Desspugne [151/901] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:59:12 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/18/20 15:01:35] waifu EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:07:19 from level 83.
[12/18/20 15:20:33] waifu and max have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/20 20:41:46] waifu [761/1156] has challenged Reilly [496/570] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:10:44 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/18/20 22:42:13] tris [23/813] has challenged waifu [326/1156] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:17:30 is added to tris's clock.
[12/19/20 13:06:44] ilbelkyr, waifu, Scornn, and m0shbear have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/20 18:43:37] sjums_the_great [482/952] has come upon waifu [947/1156] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:59:05 is added to sjums_the_great's clock.
[12/20/20 16:35:51] Majak [343/1061] has come upon waifu [856/1156] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:21:19 is added to Majak's clock.
[12/21/20 02:54:00] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:58 towards level 83.
[12/21/20 06:10:08] Psilocybe [632/770] has come upon waifu [541/1156] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:46:40 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[12/21/20 06:31:36] waifu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:19 towards level 83.
[12/21/20 15:42:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 10:55:50 from level 83.
[12/22/20 10:53:04] LukeLR [698/879] has come upon waifu [927/1156] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:25:17 is added to LukeLR's clock.
[12/22/20 13:02:20] allo [78/724] has challenged waifu [413/1156] in combat and lost! 14 days, 11:18:53 is added to allo's clock.
[12/23/20 17:49:25] waifu and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/20 00:00:38] MetaNova [212/1026] has challenged waifu [601/1156] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:08:55 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[12/24/20 01:00:51] waifu [512/1156] has challenged tmberg [71/1566] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:27:24 is removed from waifu's clock.
[12/24/20 06:26:12] waifu, Clearcasting, and Ironhoof [558/3177] have team battled Khorne, blabber, and PiotrekD [1357/2732] and lost! 0 days, 12:25:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/20 07:08:31] hr7xt8 [211/234] has come upon waifu [52/1156] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:00 is removed from hr7xt8's clock.
[12/25/20 09:32:42] waifu learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:52:59 towards level 83.
[12/25/20 15:20:30] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:24 towards level 83.
[12/27/20 04:18:02] waifu [296/1156] has challenged ToHellWithGA [732/1138] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:57:34 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/28/20 12:16:55] TheSilentLink [371/421] has challenged waifu [922/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/28/20 17:07:07] waifu, ToHellWithGA, and Lemelisk [262/3607] have team battled sc_, bookworm, and el [116/2493] and won! 2 days, 03:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/20 05:29:15] waifu [129/1156] has challenged borsin [526/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:06:55 is added to waifu's clock.
[12/29/20 09:56:19] allo [248/729] has come upon waifu [792/1156] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:33:22 is added to allo's clock.
[12/30/20 21:17:53] Heretic [8/266] has challenged waifu [119/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Heretic's clock.
[12/31/20 09:42:04] waifu was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:41:40 from level 83.
[12/31/20 12:28:58] waifu slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! waifu's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/20 19:18:51] waifu and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 06:17:20] adamus1red [263/713] has come upon waifu [761/1139] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:08:52 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[01/02/21 00:26:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:52:38 from level 83.
[01/02/21 10:19:45] pfoley, waifu, Odin, and Milquetoast have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/21 00:24:52] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:29 towards level 83.
[01/05/21 19:01:20] waifu and feek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 22:56:17] waifu [621/1139] has come upon bobvador [476/675] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:31 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/06/21 12:14:37] waifu [1091/1142] has challenged acolarh [650/753] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:51:31 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/07/21 11:26:11] JuanMaestro [868/1029] has come upon waifu [1121/1142] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:29:23 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/08/21 08:30:05] waifu and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/21 03:25:25] waifu was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:08:14 from level 84.
[01/09/21 09:04:28] waifu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:01:20 from level 84.
[01/09/21 23:10:46] waifu, Tor, and JensRex [1174/3579] have team battled max, vegadark, and jose [1525/1891] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/21 23:59:15] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:58:01 towards level 84.
[01/10/21 04:19:57] Andries, CornFly, and Pontuzz [137/2803] have team battled bobvador, jose, and waifu [111/2218] and won! 0 days, 07:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/21 01:26:21] waifu stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:00:54 towards level 84.
[01/11/21 05:58:23] waifu [216/1149] has come upon maligned [225/972] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:15:56 is added to waifu's clock.
[01/11/21 20:58:32] waifu, Bkid, Bluedog, and SSLbits have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/21 21:27:55] suterismus, xayto, and dclaw123 [2069/3528] have team battled Yuhno, waifu, and sheu [1789/2504] and won! 1 day, 14:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/21 11:25:03] ohnx, brycec, and snek [2193/2555] have team battled anderson, buksi, and waifu [109/2873] and won! 3 days, 08:17:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/21 08:00:09] SSLbits [389/536] has challenged waifu [62/1149] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:20:34 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/14/21 20:53:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 22 days, 16:12:06 toward level 84.
[01/15/21 00:07:49] waifu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:52:36 from level 84.
[01/15/21 00:38:52] waifu and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/21 16:18:45] LordBanana [17/19] has challenged waifu [1141/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to LordBanana's clock.
[01/15/21 20:29:15] waifu and idlerpgww have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/21 13:12:48] Reilly [310/570] has challenged waifu [1100/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:46 is added to Reilly's clock.
[01/16/21 21:29:06] waifu and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/21 14:52:42] waifu and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/21 16:39:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed waifu with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 14:51:59 from level 84.
[01/17/21 22:01:15] waifu and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/21 22:53:56] TimWolla [428/867] has come upon waifu [983/1149] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:18:01 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[01/18/21 01:57:42] waifu and Agent86 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/21 19:32:26] EvolvedPrimate [7/55] has challenged waifu [1022/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to EvolvedPrimate's clock.
[01/19/21 09:32:53] dwfreed, holloway, and HellSpawn [2621/2672] have team battled Psilocybe, waifu, and JeDa [1736/2597] and won! 1 day, 22:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/21 11:26:20] waifu [1094/1149] has come upon Bkid [678/823] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:22:57 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/20/21 18:09:44] waifu bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:38:43 from level 84.
[01/21/21 03:35:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 0 days, 15:04:10 toward level 84.
[01/22/21 11:29:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 1 day, 23:07:37 toward level 84.
[01/22/21 12:03:48] anarcat [634/963] has come upon waifu [849/1149] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:13:49 is added to anarcat's clock.
[01/23/21 06:58:27] TimWolla, Vic, and CodeB [2400/2527] have team battled TheSilentLink, zbe, and waifu [126/2455] and won! 3 days, 21:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 08:56:06] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:00 towards level 84.
[01/26/21 03:06:36] waifu [681/1149] has come upon Bluedog [301/532] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:00:45 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/27/21 01:50:54] waifu [745/1149] has challenged Bradicus [155/1134] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:57:38 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/27/21 10:52:14] tris [207/831] has come upon waifu [14/1149] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:03:09 is removed from tris's clock.
[01/27/21 18:24:27] waifu [768/1149] has come upon Syloq [725/811] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 11:42:43 is removed from waifu's clock.
[01/27/21 23:15:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 5 days, 14:58:37 toward level 85.
[01/28/21 05:14:44] yano [8/650] has come upon waifu [197/1149] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:47:34 is added to yano's clock.
[01/28/21 08:27:57] waifu, CornFly, and Clearcasting [2467/2991] have team battled Crazycatlady, Ignotum, and Elgo [767/2236] and won! 0 days, 02:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/21 12:34:05] nickware [89/1301] has come upon waifu [953/1149] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:25:36 is added to nickware's clock.
[01/29/21 20:55:19] damyan, inittab, and Pontuzz [2558/3066] have team battled waifu, nickware, and Lemelisk [735/3783] and won! 0 days, 17:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/21 02:06:43] waifu and Scar3cr0w have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/21 03:21:58] scumola [274/508] has come upon waifu [403/1149] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:50 is added to scumola's clock.
[01/31/21 04:40:43] xnaas [236/594] has come upon waifu [614/1149] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:35:31 is added to xnaas's clock.
[02/01/21 22:05:56] kate [88/643] has come upon waifu [162/1149] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:16:29 is added to kate's clock.
[02/02/21 20:16:39] sjefen6, buksi, and vegadark [363/3020] have team battled Khorne, waifu, and sukil [1605/2562] and lost! 5 days, 18:27:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/21 21:56:40] waifu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:14 from level 85.
[02/04/21 04:11:14] waifu [682/1149] has come upon m0shbear [886/1314] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:21:46 is added to waifu's clock.
[02/05/21 03:21:50] waifu invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:13:20 towards level 85.
[02/05/21 21:34:16] waifu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:51 towards level 85.
[02/06/21 14:22:24] waifu lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:48:28 from level 85.
[02/06/21 19:22:11] dwfreed [778/909] has challenged waifu [828/1149] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:37:57 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/07/21 17:27:32] Sharky4 [1191/1223] has challenged waifu [550/1149] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:34:15 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[02/07/21 19:01:36] el, Zyphyr, and Bradicus [2524/3141] have team battled vegadark, waifu, and StalkR [704/2491] and won! 5 days, 01:27:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/21 20:13:32] scumola, tms, and Reilly [1304/2434] have team battled Globalirc, waifu, and JensRex [2890/3594] and lost! 3 days, 20:36:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/21 09:32:06] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:47:38 towards level 85.
[02/08/21 12:27:56] waifu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:06:56 towards level 85.
[02/08/21 23:03:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 11 days, 21:27:19 toward level 85.
[02/09/21 03:31:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 7 days, 00:21:42 toward level 85.
[02/09/21 21:33:22] waifu [546/1149] has come upon m0shbear [360/1314] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:02 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/10/21 06:30:09] waifu broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:41 from level 85.
[02/11/21 07:53:06] sjums_the_great, waifu, and GilbertErik [253/3283] have team battled buksi, AbrahamLinksys, and solarsparq [120/2491] and won! 0 days, 04:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 03:28:58] waifu [529/1163] has challenged zbe [627/786] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:33:10 is added to waifu's clock.
[02/12/21 09:16:38] waifu [924/1163] has challenged inittab [174/1228] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:48:41 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/12/21 13:46:53] waifu got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:41:19 from level 86.
[02/13/21 21:18:35] waifu and Nofew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 01:50:05] xonic, shymega, and zbe [1336/2464] have team battled waifu, algernon, and nickware [660/3465] and won! 0 days, 06:06:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 12:52:24] waifu was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:13:58 towards level 86.
[02/15/21 01:31:33] waifu [233/1163] has challenged LukeLR [79/950] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:05:19 is removed from waifu's clock.
[02/15/21 23:27:47] kenyon, buyoq, and astropoint [533/2153] have team battled waifu, JeDa, and feek [1968/2666] and lost! 0 days, 13:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/21 10:10:58] MJ94 [531/704] has challenged waifu [735/1177] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:43:26 is added to MJ94's clock.
[02/16/21 23:49:49] Khorne [223/871] has come upon waifu [88/1177] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:09:57 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/17/21 10:32:08] waifu and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/21 13:42:39] waifu and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 10:50:54] Tratos [793/1197] has challenged waifu [875/1177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:36 is added to Tratos's clock.
[02/18/21 17:57:02] waifu saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:36:57 from level 86.
[02/20/21 15:51:06] waifu and WallIdl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/21 22:03:21] waifu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:26 towards level 86.
[02/21/21 00:52:53] waifu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:21:28 from level 86.
[02/21/21 15:20:47] soltys [750/975] has come upon waifu [1072/1177] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:10:57 is added to soltys's clock.
[02/23/21 08:18:42] Lemelisk [476/1306] has challenged waifu [1174/1177] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:20:56 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[02/24/21 05:07:03] allo [664/723] has come upon waifu [680/1177] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 00:42:19 is added to allo's clock.
[02/25/21 02:19:29] waifu slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! waifu's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/21 11:30:59] waifu [195/1160] has challenged Andries [752/910] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:00:15 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/13/21 04:02:53] waifu [680/1160] has challenged Globalirc [765/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:50:42 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/13/21 05:51:38] pants, waifu, and Atan [711/3404] have team battled womblecat, SSLbits, and jayvee [719/2513] and lost! 1 day, 14:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/21 21:10:06] waifu and SSLbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 22:48:30] Orphic [85/360] has challenged waifu [794/1160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to Orphic's clock.
[03/14/21 06:38:03] doZ [47/241] has challenged waifu [240/1160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to doZ's clock.
[03/15/21 02:12:38] waifu and Syloq have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/21 11:14:26] AsmDemon, JeDa, and kenyon [957/1896] have team battled waifu, maligned, and i3d [2268/3155] and lost! 0 days, 12:15:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 22:34:35] fmg [97/558] has come upon waifu [1134/1160] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:25:57 is added to fmg's clock.
[03/17/21 09:57:53] d4rkp1r4t3, waifu, and kenyon [605/2177] have team battled anderson, freeboson, and bisco [2742/3043] and lost! 0 days, 10:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/21 19:46:52] waifu was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:33:59 from level 86.
[03/19/21 19:36:29] bigtrees [2/485] has come upon waifu [123/1160] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:16:30 is added to bigtrees's clock.
[03/19/21 23:19:32] Beefcan [187/741] has come upon waifu [679/1160] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:00:21 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[03/19/21 23:23:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried waifu 4 days, 22:52:53 toward level 86.
[03/20/21 01:33:59] waifu [264/1160] has challenged Pici [243/1314] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:08:50 is removed from waifu's clock.
[03/20/21 12:52:54] misha, ecko, and waifu [2141/2199] have team battled Crazycatlady, m0shbear, and canton7 [3006/3343] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/21 11:17:43] Andries [387/915] has come upon waifu [626/1160] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:22:42 is added to Andries's clock.
[03/23/21 13:59:40] waifu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:44:10 towards level 86.
[03/23/21 19:39:14] waifu [416/1160] has come upon fattrat [993/1377] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:03:16 is added to waifu's clock.
[03/24/21 01:06:19] waifu and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/21 02:55:44] petrichor [921/1269] has challenged waifu [116/1160] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:59:52 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[03/25/21 06:08:30] waifu [797/1160] has come upon LukeLR [693/962] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:22:27 is removed from waifu's clock.
[05/11/21 10:40:04] waifu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:02 towards level 86.
[05/12/21 04:53:31] Heretic [525/815] has challenged waifu [115/1160] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:18:18 is removed from Heretic's clock.
[05/12/21 05:58:40] waifu and FSM have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/21 06:08:51] waifu fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! waifu's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/21 10:53:58] xs [517/551] has come upon waifu [653/1152] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:31:57 is added to xs's clock.
[05/14/21 10:25:18] Xenthys [776/795] has challenged waifu [394/1152] in combat and won! 18 days, 17:28:37 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/14/21 21:53:17] androphius, Ironhoof, and Heretic [1012/2612] have team battled waifu, Gatewayy, and ToHellWithGA [915/3432] and won! 0 days, 07:35:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/21 13:08:37] Nechayev [804/906] has challenged waifu [109/1152] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:38:13 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[05/15/21 21:46:27] bobvador [152/677] has come upon waifu [169/1152] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:12:23 is added to bobvador's clock.
[05/15/21 22:35:05] Desspugne [406/914] has come upon waifu [906/1152] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:25:38 is added to Desspugne's clock.
[05/16/21 01:57:53] waifu got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:17 from level 86.
[05/17/21 02:57:13] Heretic, mordac, and waifu [1944/3478] have team battled phraktyl, Zaratustra, and lavamind [2676/2712] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/21 15:30:32] PiotrekD, bigtrees, and sjums_the_great [2073/2586] have team battled Xenthys, waifu, and Gatewayy [2747/2839] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/21 17:28:21] waifu [173/1152] has challenged acolarh [288/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:52:49 is added to waifu's clock.
[05/18/21 12:16:13] waifu and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/21 15:44:53] waifu discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:46 towards level 86.
[05/20/21 01:45:54] anarcat [242/1040] has challenged waifu [136/1152] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:47:49 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[05/20/21 09:47:32] waifu [87/1152] has challenged XBouBou [51/547] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:48:27 is removed from waifu's clock.